A lot of older houses are like that. The house I grew up in was that way, my dad didn't change it until I was old enough not to care anymore. Terrible timing dad.
The last house I lived with my parents in. My first apartment. My current house has light switches at both ends, which makes it even scarier when the light stops working.
edit: I should clarify that the apartment was the second floor of a house that had a stairway only accessible from outside.
The basement apartment in my house has a light switch at the top & bottom which is for the stair light. At the bottom beside the stair light is the room light.
So when you're leaving at night you off the room light and it's pitch black and you're standing in the stair light. Not as creepy as standing in darkness but you still run up 2 stairs at a time.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"aha got you!"
"erm my foots through the door. I'm technically safe."
"oh sorry mate didn't see that.
man slowly walks down stairs
"better luck next time random man in the basement"
Vahnati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I spent the first 12 years of my life living by this rule.
nuaurpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have to fake it out. For example, our washer is in the basement, so I always say "oh I guess I'll have to come back down in a second with another load" before I run up the stairs.
There is no other load! In your face, basement monster.
It must work, as I am as yet undevoured.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:14:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I might aswell let him get his second load of washing on before I kill him. If I killed him with only one load on that would make me a serial killer."
The stairs in my basement have no "back" to them for the bottom half. Perfectly designed for something to reach out and grab my ankle on the way up.
Funny story; my dad heard me running like hell up the stairs, and held the door closed. I started checking the door and crying, even though he only held it shut for less than 5 seconds.
Relevant story:
When my dad was growing up, he would usually go to visit relatives in the summer. He and his mom would stay with his grandma, (now late) grandpa, and uncle. They all lived together in a big house up on a hill, and it had a basement, the door to which was across from the foot of the bed he would sleep in. He was always terrified he'd wake up and see something standing there, so before he could fall asleep each night, he'd make sure the basement door's chain was locked.
One night, as he was falling asleep, he looked out from under the covers and realized it wasn't. Worse, the door was slightly open. As he lay there, his heart beating, he began hearing creaking. My dad, after a few minutes,summoned up his bravery, grabbed his flashlight, and made his way towards the door.
He tiptoed down the basement stairs, shining his light all around. It was empty, saw for the shelves with canned fruit and the stray spider. Satistfied monster weren't coming for him, he began walking back up the stairs. As he got to the fifth step, a hand closed around his ankle.
My dad let out a blood curdling scream and flew up the steps, throwing the flashlight behind him. My great uncle came out from under the stairs laughing his head off after my dad.
The bar I work at is in a ~100 year old building downtown. At the end of the night we have to bring trash, bottles, etc downstairs to the basement which extends throughout the entire building, it's huge. Most of the lights are motion activated, and sometimes they turn on, sometimes they don't. The rumor is that the ghost is named Charlie, and will turn the lights on for you if he likes you, and also if you sing the theme song from "Charles in charge".
On the weekends it's not too bad, people still upstairs that would potentially hear me screaming like a girl... But on my Tuesday night shift. 2 am, and most likely no one in this entire downtown office building. It's a different kind of eerie. Dead silent, except for the sounds of an old building. The lights on our side are manual, and once they're off, who knows what the hell will happen with the rest, and the path to the elevator.
I still don't feel comfortable down there by myself during the week. Once the elevator is open I jump in, knife in my hand, sprung against the inside wall while I anxiously await the closing of the elevator door, and my return to the surface.
Plot Twist: You actually did get killed by a basement murderer. You're actually a ghost trapped in an endless cycle of running, terrified, up your basement stairs.
.... and posting on Reddit. I guess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should have kept that joke on the ground like Delta should have kept my flight on the tarmac after the plane broke down
So if you want to go into the basement, you'd have to descend the stairs in pitch black? Fuck that, that's worse, what if the killer is standing next to the light switch?
If your bathroom has no window, close the door, put a towel underneath it so no light gets in, turn off the lights and take a shower. It's super relaxing once you stop thinking about what could be hiding in the darkness.
When I was nine, I read this weird tales comic book or something that had this kid freaked out about the basement of his new house. Every night, there was a voice calling him that would emanate from the laundry chute which led to the basement. He'd freak out and tell his dad who would tell him to go back to sleep. Finally, he had badgered his dad enough that dad was like, "Let's go down to the basement together and we'll see that there's nothing there." So the go look, and of course, there's nothing there. The next night, the boy hears the voice calling him, and to show his dad that he's brave, he goes down alone. The next panel shows dad calling his son, looking all over for him, and shows the inside of the furnace with the boy's burned remains. Yeah, I don't like basements.
I had this friend who's little brother had this same fear and always hated going into the basement to get things because of like monsters and some shit. We always made fun of him for it. Funny thing though, same kid went out playing alone in the rain one day and some fucking guy dressed like a clown ended up killing him. Even tore his arm clean off. Pretty scary shit.
Why does this only apply to basements? Even fully finished basements. Dark hallway, living room, kitchen, etc... all fine. But godammit those basement stairs... the horror... the horror...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I STILL sometimes spook myself in the night when I go from the bathroom to my bedroom, which is like 2 steps across the hall. My hallway isn't even big or even that dark but I crrep myself out thinking something might be there.
Tets1 ยท 1901 points ยท Posted at 13:40:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always a little anxious before looking in the Mirror because I'm afraid someone might be standing behind me.
[deleted] ยท 2471 points ยท Posted at 16:06:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I have the same thing, except with the Daily Star.
[deleted] ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 21:03:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:10:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That confused even furthur
Aegeus ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 00:22:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not anxious because he'll look in the Mirror and see someone behind him, he's anxious because he doesn't want someone to see him reading the Mirror (or the Daily Star).
I am also American and that isn't what they call their newspapers. do you know what a tabloid is? The mirror is a tabloid which has already been explained in a previous comment. They have stories like "obama to visit sick children on mars". I was able to gather this information from the explanations given in this thread just as you should have been able to.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please forgive lord I have sinned! Have mercy on me!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Daily star is a newspaper with a lot of tits in it
edit: "newspaper" -> less gossipy than a gossip magazine, but more opinionated than a normal newspaper + focuses more on celebrity culture than real news than a proper newspaper
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:58:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best jokes are lost on a majority of people... Until they aren't, and now you're laughing in an inappropriate location out of nowhere like a lunatic.
I'm a little more afraid of my reflection doing something I can't not do.
Reoh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I was bored and waiting on my mother at the library and I picked up this horror book about a mirror... I never got to finish it. Ever since then I'm uncomfortable with mirrors and I just put the two together. I'm going to have to sleuth out that book and finish it to find out what happened. Or would that be worse.... fuck.
Typical mirror horror. Things seem normal at first but then people start to catch the mirror not reflecting what actually happens. gets progressively creepier. I think there was a murder or some such. If anybody has an idea what book this is please respond. Oh and it's not that mirror hollywood movie about the nightguard in the burned out hotel. This was in somebody's home.
0dyssia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember where I heard this, but some people think mirrors are like a doorway to a different "realm" so if you see weird things in your mirror you should put a bowl of (sea) salt in front of it.
My brother-in-law said he once he went to the bathroom at night. When he was washing his after he finished his business, he looked up. It wasn't him in the mirror but this horrifying demon thing that mirrored his expression.
I don't know if telling the truth but at night he completely avoids mirrors.
Anzai ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:32:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get that experience every single morning if I look in a mirror before I've had a chance to have breakfast.
im in high school and time has passed really fast and I have had a lot of changes in my life, so when I see my reflection in a new mirror I think its another person and im like "oh sorry" and then im like "shit thats me lol"
I remember reading a story a long time ago (super short. Part of a website that I've long since forgotten the name of. I want to say it had the word "wolf" or "hounds" in it) about tricking your reflection by pretending to pull a hair from your head, but not actually do it, however when you look at your reflection it will have a hair between its fingers, and that you can never look in that mirror again.
Had trouble looking in one ever since I read that.
Anzai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you want to lower the amount of mirrors you can look in? What if you did it in your car and then can't look in the rear vision mirror ever again?
Stop tricking your reflections people, they're just trying to help you look good before your big date.
Well look at it this way. If there actually is someone standing behind you, mirrors will give you a chance to save yourself. Don't fear mirrors, they are your bros.
I have the same thing, and if you do, I advise if you ever decide to trip on mushrooms, dont look in the mirror at your own face. I went against my friends advice when I tried it a couple years back. Never again.
Tets1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors are actually one of the reasons why I'm afraid of taking mushrooms
I almost got sucked in and couldn't look away but I had to. I was so afraid my face was going to make an expression that I wasn't making or was going to come at me through the mirror. The only time in my life I was actually afraid of myself.
Anzai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors have always, always freaked me out. I can't trace it to one story, but I'm sure I've heard the same ones as you. Luckily my boyfriend has no more love of them than I do- I can't imagine living in an apartment where there was just a mirror on the wall for decoration.
My boyfriend had a figure standing behind him in a mirror once before (he has the terrifying habit of not turning in lights at night) and now i refuse to use the bathroom at his house... I will literally take a piss out his window.
I'm afraid I'll be looking in a mirror one day, and my reflection won't mimic me perfectly. I'll notice, but dumb me will just stand there like, "Did that really just happen?" Then my reflection, while I'm looking him right in the eye, will do this creepy smirk or something.
When I was nine, the bathroom mirror scene in Poltergeist traumatized me. When I was 12, the "Mirror Mirror" episode of Amazing Stories did the same. Even today, roughly 30 years later, mirrors creep me out largely due to these two bits of childhood trauma.
When I have to go to the bathroom at night, I avoid looking at the mirror at all, because for some reason I'm only scared of this happening at night. Added to that, I am BLIND without my glasses, so I just keep my damn head DOWN.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hear if you say "Biggie Smalls" into a mirror three times he'll come out and shoot you in the face.
That wigs me out, too. I also get spooked at shower curtains that are closed all the way. Preferably they are pulled open all the way, but, if not, then they should be pulled back a bit so you can see in to make sure they're empty.
caotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
My gf told me that one time she was at my place alone on the computer. When she turned off the machine and monitor she could se the reflection of a person standing behind her. When she turn around there was nothing and the reflection was gone. Strange things happened in that place. Edit : typo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same in the bathroom, except also fear that behind the curtain is someone.
sirin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather have someone standing behind you without being able to see him?
I feel that way when I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth and washing my face in front of the mirror. I fear that in the moment I have my eyes closed, washing my face, something will be there as soon as they open again.
I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors don't bother me at all until...at night before bed when I'm brushing my teeth, and I bend down to spit in the sink I always feel like someone will be behind me when I look up.
I get anxious before I look in the mirror because I'm afraid my face will look dark and sinister and I won't recognize myself.
Vladkar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have recurring dreams where I would look in the mirror to see a demonic version of myself smiling back.
To this day, I refuse to keep a mirror in my room.
Biggy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go with it's bad that I'm sitting on the toilet reading this. The mirror is still waiting for me.
wuiqed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brushing my teeth before going to bed. Girlfriend already asleep. Apart from the fan humming in the bedroom and the lights in the bathroom, the apartment is pitch black and dead silent. Looking at myself in the mirror, and brushing, brushing, brushing, spit, bend down to the sink to rinse my mouth, stand up and... yes, it's just me. I live another night. Unless something is lurking between the bathroom and the bed.
Mofeux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tall and there's only one sink in this public restroom... and why are you washing your hair here anyway?
Seriously though, as a tall guy I try to make a habit of letting people know I'm next to them in a line or anywhere that makes people stand near each other so I don't surprise them.
God, that feeling... right before you look in the mirror, you have that split second of "hmm, is this gonna be the time that someone's behind me? am I ready for the moment that happens? the moment that might just be right now?" and then your heart stops just long enough for you to see that you're the only one looking back. you're safe.
I am the same but instead of someone behind me I am scared my reflection will grab me...
bsend ยท 1719 points ยท Posted at 13:38:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The call is coming from inside the house"
[deleted] ยท 2004 points ยท Posted at 15:15:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know how telemarketers can use fake display numbers? Well, about a week ago, one called using our home phone number as the display. But we have a second line upstairs. And everyone was downstairs. I almost started crying.
[deleted] ยท 782 points ยท Posted at 16:39:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Suuure. That's what the serial killers want you to think.
Seriously though, I can't imagine that is a tactic that gets many people to answer the phone though so why would they continue doing it often enough that it's common for people to think it's just a telemarketer? (A telemarketer upstairs with the children!)
FYI, people can spoof their ANI as your phone number and call you and get into your voicemail. Make sure you have a password pin set on your voicemail or they will get FULL ACCESS to all of it!
source: ex phreak and used to break into peoples voicemails all the time.
Tons actually. You can find out a lot of information about someone.
Learn who their family and close friends are.
Target them pretending to be someone that knows the target or an old friend of the target to get even more info. This is the easiest. Call up their family member "Hey, this is a friend of DrHouston and I was just talking to him and his phone just died mid convo. He gave me your number right before saying to call you to help if it died. I'm on my way over to his house and just needed the address again. Can you give me it? I'm right around the corner I think" etc.
Learn where they work
etc.
Give me your phone number and remove your pass code from voicemail ;) I will dig around and PM all the info I can learn about you from it.
This happened to me too when the first gen nokia's came out. A call woke me up at around 3am, and it was my own name/number calling my cellphone. I freaked out and passed out eventually.
So you ran out of your house because there might be burglar and/or murderer or even ghost or something and you let your GF to go in the house? ....nice hahahhaha
It was October of 2012 and I had just gotten a new smart phone. I lovrd. I loved the text integration, the apps, all of it. One day at around 1 am I got a text that woke me up. I opened my phone expecting it to be from a friend with insomnia. However it was not. It was not from anyone in my contacts list. As far as I know it was from no one at all. The message had no text. Only an attachment. Try as I might I couldn't open it. Then I took a look at the sender. Their number?
Alexander Graham Bell was just trying to figure out how to work his new smart phone too. He has kept his original number all these years.
laxt ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:07:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Not many people realize that Alexander Graham Bell is still alive. The man invents the single most important global communication device of his, his children and his grandchildren's time and has made such a mint for himself that he has acquired the only existing fountain of youth.
He is 168 years old and anyone can call him at his home at the phone number 1, provided that you can find the area code. A clue: it's an international number.
Haha this happens to me all the time. First time it freaked me out. Thought it was the fbi or nsa or something. I figured it out though. A friend tried to send you a picture or an attachment and it didnt go through right. I dont know why, maybe their phone doesnt allow pictures but it happens time to time. But basically it will come in as an attachment that you can't open from an unknown number or 1. Nothing scary, just a bad connection...sorry.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:05:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:17:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
man i never get called for 6 =(
j6sh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think 6 stole the O from my name
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:02:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is Josh and Josh wants his fucking O back
j6sh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was because 7 was black.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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j6sh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a band name.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey man, this is God, I'm just returning your prayer from uh... 26 years ago. I have a pretty back backlog of prayers I need to answer, so if you could call back soon, that would be great."
jds13X ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:36:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Got you beat! A few years ago, in the car with my father, I got a text from a number that started with *11654 and went on for about twelve digits. I ignored it, and then received a call from the number. At that point, being a Dumbass, I picked up and could only hear breathing and static. Scared the crap out of me as a 16 year old.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Many smartphones default the sender number to 1 when there is an error. My old phone was pretty crappy and often times it would say that I was getting a message from someone with the number 1 before eventually displaying the actual number. This used to happen alot when I had data shut off and I got an mms
I've gotten those sometimes too, when someone's trying to send me an attachment and it fails. They resend, and then I get another text just like the one you described, complete with 1 being the number it came from.
I just replied about this, the same thing happened to me. And today I learned that telemarketers can do that, thanks to this thread. I can finally sleep!
That happened to me too but I yelled Bo we goin hunting and loaded my shotgun and continued to watch my fishin show
ardeod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you could say the reverse has been happening to me. Not exactly creepy, but people call my cell phone at all hours saying someone from my number called them. Although one time I left my phone in my locker and somehow it called one of my friends. She and I both had the phone logs to prove it. Still have no idea what happened.
I got a call once. The called ID said it was my Uncle. With the hairs on my neck raised, I pick it up, but the line immediately disconnects. My had died of a stroke a few months earlier.
A few weeks ago, my TV (which has the caller ID for the land line phone we don't use) informed me that my boyfriend was calling, from a number that doesn't belong to my boyfriend. None of us even know our land line number.
I almost started crying when you said you still had a home phone...
who the fuck still has a home phone!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me once. A salesman who I had sold me some stuff in the past called me on my cell phone while I was working in my garage, the stuff I received wasn't what I had ordered (different, cheaper brand but still an alright deal), I told him I wasn't interested and hung up. About 30 seconds later I get a call from my home phone, it's some dude yelling at me about being rude. The term pissed off doesn't come close to what I was feeling at the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for telling me this! Last week i was home alone and got a call from my house. So, like the guy you yell at in a horror movie, i decided to go upstairs to see the other phone. Nothing suspicious at all. I've been preparing to die for a week until now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a phone app where you can spoof numbers. On a random joke my friend put my wife's cell number in and called me, we were on our way home about 2 minutes from the house and I get a call. I tell my wife "you're butt dialing me" and she says "I left my phone at home, that's weird?"
Reluctantly I pick up the phone and this app it turns out also changes voices. I pick up to a creepy ass voice saying "Hello Brian, I've been watching you, and you've been baaaaaaaaaaaaad". At this point I'm turning into my street with my stomache in my throat and tell my wife to stay outside and call the cops if she heard me yell.
I open the door and my dog greets me and I search the house for any broken windows etc. after I'm sure the house is clear I tell her to come in. For two days I was freaking the fuck out and my buddy calls me and says "anyone play a good trick on you lately?!" I literally cursed him out for about twenty minutes. He thought I was overreacting but I was seriously fucking pissed.
You can actually use this to spy on people. Call your mobile phone with a number spoofed to look like your number and some automated voicemail systems will pick it up thinking you're trying to check your own voicemail.
A few years ago, my wife got a phone call, from my phone. Except I was holding my phone in my hand. We were both sitting right there, confused and/or terrified, and let it ring until it went to voicemail.
Whoever it was left a voicemail. It said something along the lines of, "Hey [wife's name], I'm going to be late coming home tonight. I love youuuuuuuuu~" The voice sounded unnaturally deep, like someone was using a machine to distort their voice- and (obviously since I was sitting there next to her when the call came) it wasn't me, as every single message I ever leave my wife follows the exact same format, which this call did not. Another weird thing is that a couple days later, my wife got ANOTHER call from my phone, while I was right next to her, but this time they didn't leave a message. The initial call confused/scared us so much that I saved the audio of it on my computer and to this day have not figured out what the heck it was.
I've been told it could have been a prank (there are supposedly websites that let you call places and make it look like you're from a different number) but if you were going to prank someone, why would you make the message something so generic? And, at the time, my wife and I didn't have very many friends- so I don't know who would do it, or why.
The most terrifying question I've asked myself is, "What would have happened if I answered the phone?"
psykiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised. So many providers really really frown upon that. I actually have legitimate reasons for needing to spoof my caller id and I had a hard time just finding a provider that let me.
My friend works for a small sip provider and they take abuse like that very seriously. He loves and hates telemarketing companies for that reason.
v0-z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During the early days of Android there was an app (can't remember the name at all) that allowed you to call someone using whatever phone number you wanted. Well, I used to call friends using like 666-666-6666 and I used to make drone patches on a vst synth that sounded really fucking eerie and just play them, or just record breathing noises and leave the phone on playing them until they hung up. Needless to say a few of my friends literally would shit their pants. I never told them it was me and occasionally they will bring up "and dude this one fucking time, this number 666/666/6666 would call...." and before any of you say it was fucked up, this was among friends who did some dumb shit pranks such as connecting a bunch of straws together and putting one in someones ass and the other in their mouth while passed out drunk. Literally some dave chappelle making fun of white people shit
They are upstairs, you are downstairs, either the murderer did not think this out one bit or you didn't realize you have a door.
zjaksn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's websites that you can use to prank call people and you can put in any number you want. There was this guy who started working for my company and he thought it would be funny to use our numbers to call our business and mess with us. Needless to say, this guy didn't make it much longer.
I used to know a phone number, I forget it now, but it was a masking number that basically would allow you to call a phone and mask your number as if it was a different one.
I.E. Say i wanted to call my buddy John from my cell phone, but wanted him to think it was from My buddy Eric. I would dial the masking number, type in Eric's number, hit **8 (Or something like that) and then dial John's number. This would lead to John seeing Eric's number on Caller ID.
It was awesome and super creepy. The girl who showed me the number said her father would use it as an officer to mask a phone number when they were surveilling people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the first person to say that. If I had more than $30 right now, I'd give you gold.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents used our own landline number as an example while teaching us how to use the phone. Dialing your own number just gives you a busy signal; the other phone wouldn't ring. Try it.
yopo143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on where you live, but if you try and dial your own phone number it should bring you to your voicemail mailbox, so it would be impossible to call the other phone in your house.
I've been visiting my parents recently and the first time I stayed there alone (new house in the middle of nowhere, naturally) the phone rang and showed its own name and number. When I answered, there was just silence. No one seemed to believe me and it really freaked me out. It happened once more since with other people home to verify but it was one of those scam credit card things. It still freaks me out though.
nraw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh... no... wait... I followed the wrong end of the line, my bad, carry on.."
I've done this prank to my friend before with the iSpoof app the you used to be able to put on your iPhone. You can make it look like your calling from any number, including 911.
edit: still can do it. it's now called the spoof card app. costs a little bit of money to make the phone calls, but it's well worth it if you need it in a jam, or if you're just looking to have some fun pranking your friends.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455857/ 2006
A good update to the previous film, focusing on what the first movie did best, which was suspenseful opening 30ish minutes.
Seggo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of similar, this is true and not creepy pasta kind of thing. My mother's good friend died last year; she had no other friends or family. My mom has a crappy phone still, one of those flip phones (she hates smartphones). Anyway, every so often my mom will get a text from her number that is a bunch of random letter, followed by a text that is basically a forward of a text she received from this person when she was alive. I don't know much about phones but I presume it is just some weird thing happening because she has a crappy phone, but no one at Verizon can seem to figure it out. She just got use to getting these texts but she still gets sad sometimes when they come.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to a con last year and got some lipstick from Portland Black Lipstick company, except I got a pink color. It's called "The Coral is Coming From Inside the House" and I JUST fucking got it like a week ago.
That shouldn't terrify anyone. First of all, now you know exactly where the evil doer is! He's on your turf and you know your house a whole lot better than he does. Just strap on your Glock and go get his worthless ass. You need to confront evil doers, not run from them. A woman with a gun and one who knows how to use it is more than a match for any evil guy out there.
I saw 'Navajo Cops' the other day and they were trying to arrest this young, gangster type guy on the res, and he was explaining why he had knives: 'YO, SKINWALKERS BE TRYNA COME ALL UP IN HERE AND SHIT.'
or you know, people are interested in a peek in a part of society they might know little about and rarely get to see.
Tigrael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, the wikipedia article says its in the tone of other Nat Geo programs such as Alaska State Troopers and Wild Justice, two of my favorite shows. They aren't like "Cops" at all, which I find exploitative and can't stand watching.
Did you see the one with the mysterious howling, and the creepy eyes in the cave, fuck skinwalkers man! After accidentally watching that episode high I am now afraid of the dark, and I am a grown man damnit!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:01:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL young Native Americans talk like ghetto thugs.
xnzs ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:44:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
anyone can talk like a "ghetto thug." white people, black people, brown people, yellow people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Canada, this doesn't seem to be a thing on reservations here (I've been to plenty) is all I mean. It's strange to me that Native Americans would copy another groups enunciation.
amaxen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:11:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, one of my favorite albums: Gangstabilly by Drive by Truckers.
For some reason, I never figured any reservation has law enforcements. My buddy is gonna take me to his family's res for a couple months. Its gonna be cool. I hope.
Pine Ridge. My neighborhood is pretty fucked anyway. I see it as a couple months away from my parents. I probably should've explained though, we will be in a more secluded area. Just us and his direct family. No wild boys or whatever.
The Pine Ridge Reservation is one of the poorest areas in the country and has an extremely high rate of alcoholism. I doubt it's going to be cool, more like heart breaking.
Naw naw. It'll be cool. We'll only be exposed to that for a week or so, and plus I've seen some pretty messed up alcoholics, and every once in a while I drive through LA to see the crazies. Its kinda heartless, but it keeps me from getting into trouble.
I was just messing with ya anyways. I've been on a few and even the worst ones aren't that bad as long as you take in the history. I spent a few months in Browning, MT on the Blackfeet res, that was an experience.
They are (in many ways, but not entirely) sovereign nations. Depending on their treaties or lack thereof, they could issue their own passports or currency, or require a visa for people to enter. Those are all pretty extreme, but a lot of tribes do have their own police force and jails, though they tend to leave more serious crimes like murder to the FBI.
kakzzz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:43:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same goes for Hawaiian ghost stories/myths. I think basically any culture that has a strong respect for a higher power/universe has the creepiest myths for some reason! I was scared shitless of everything growing up...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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marioho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:55 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any interesting reddit post about them?
I subscribe the /r/skinwalkers and would happily do the same to the Hawaiian counterparts!
Vahnati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta admit though, the nights are beautiful in the reservation. Just clear skies and all the stars. But other than that, it was scary as shit walking at night.
do yourself a favour and never visit a Canadian reservation, at least not the ones in Southern Ontario. there's one that's a former army base and they ran it into the ground. dilapidated buildings, burned out cars and old large appliances strewn about all visible from the highway. it's depressing.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:47:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Canadian reservations are no different from American reservations. I would know because you are talking about my reservation. I always anticipate these discussions (sarcasm) because I know my fellow Canadians will always appear like clockwork to voice their contempt for us Natives. It's strange, it's a uniquely Canadian, Australian, and New Zealand pass time our supposed backward neighbours to the south don't partake in.
Really? I would think it was the opposite. You don't even really hear racist white people get down on the Native Americans, and I love in deep East Texas. I've kinda noticed that about Australians and NZers, but didn't know that about Canadians.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:00 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the 90's there was a few standoffs between certain reservations, and the authorities. The media portrayed it as "those pesky Indians are at it again." And people ate the shit up, as per the usual. One of the standoffs was because the town had approved the construction of a golf course over a burial ground that the Mohawk have been trying to get back for a century prior. (This land was promised to them when the church claimed it, of course we all know how that turned out.) another was due to the Ojibwe people trying to have land returned to them that was appropriated by the military during WWII. The land was supposed to be returned after the war ended. It boggles my mind how people can all universally agree that governed can pull some real bullshit. But when someone actually stands up to it, all the media has to do is paint it as 'us vs them'.
Depends on where you are in America, in part. Far more complaining in Milwaukee than Minneapolis, for example.
But I don't know if anyone aside from fucked up individuals can compare to the widely-pervasive Australian attitudes- my friend was studying abroad there and Skyped me freaked out one day, as her friend legitimately told her to hit an aboriginal guy with her car and then laughed about it. Totally normal, liberal guy, but he hated Aboriginals. Apparently everyone in Australia did, she said. All the other Aussies in the car agreed with the guy then started ranting about how stupid and useless the Aboriginals all were.
well for one, most of the Ontario tribes seem to run their reservations in the ground, so either the americans either don't notice how those tribes are destroying the land they're living on (and then insist the government bail them out due to mismanagement) or they really aren't the same, and secondly, I haven't heard of any american tribes making outright insane land claims like all the land along Lake Huron (a very long stretch of water) to 500m inland.
so no, saying they're no different is just wrong. the culture is different and the politics are different.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saying there's destruction of land going on because you don't like the way it looks is quite the logical bound. I can tell you as someone who knows first hand: the reserve you're referring to (Stony Point) is quite a nice place when you're on the inside, especially the beaches. Just like the reserves to the south. I like to keep up on my reserves's politics so forgive me for asking but I don't recall Stony and Kettle Point requesting any bail outs. I know it has happened to some reserves, but then again, it's happened to the city of Detroit and other various other municipalities that have undergone financial crisis, hasn't it? As for your quarrel with the land claims, I don't fully understand your problem here. You don't live within the claimed area so why does it affect you? The Navajo Nation has a reserve that sits on three different states. Forgive me when I don't take your word on it when you say the culture is different, because it sounds like you've driven passed a single reserve a few times. I've lived on one, and visited many, both north, and south of the border. I know the politics are certainly different. This is evident by the fact that they haven't had to have an Oka or Ipperwash crisis in recent years.
I am an American that lives next to a res in a town/county named after the native tribe. Yes, they are exactly that way. And typically full of casinos, but none of that money ever seems to see the light of day to build up the community or repair the dilapidated homes.
Edit: And yes, they always ask for government money.
I know what you mean, I nearly tripped, but I finally caught him. Good thing he ignored his dogs warnings and followed his 'mothers' voice out into the night.
Creepy story: A few weeks back I was reading the stories that some redditors had told about experiences with skinwalkers. The one that bothered me the most was about how a boy was riding in a truck with his uncle and he suddenly heard a knock on the window. His uncle told him not to look out the window. So the kid just kept staring at his uncle and then at the floor.
Later that night I was visiting with a friend and we started exchanging ghost stories. I remembered the creepy truck tale and read it and several others from the thread to her. After finishing my stories, around 2 in the morning I went home. She was a little freaked out from all the stories, so she decided to sleep in the living room instead of her bedroom (she was alone for the night because her boyfriend works a night shift now and then.) Thirty minutes later, she was nodding off on the couch when a knock at the window startled her. She crept up to their door and looked out the peephole and there was a strange man standing out there. She saw him try to peer in the window and then knock at the door softly. Then he tried the doorknob. My friend called her boyfriend and he called their roommate, who was visiting their neighbor next door to run over to the house immediately. By the time the roommate got there the guy was gone. My friend said the stories may have saved her from something bad, as she wouldn't have been able to hear him messing with the window and door from back in their bedroom.
Edit: Fixed some terrible grammar, missing commas, and clarity. Also changed grandfather to uncle, as I was incorrect about the original Reddit post.
[deleted] ยท 1212 points ยท Posted at 16:38:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, if you look around through OP's post history, there is a follow up or something where he asked his uncle what he saw and his uncle told him. I can't remember what it was now, but I'll dig around and find it.
Vark675 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:02:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and when you read them
a skeleton will jump out
and say
BOO
Return- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, pretty much. If you have a real story, there are other subs out there.
swafnir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
please deliver
Return- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:34 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was one like nosleep but it's relegated to things that (you believe) actually happened only, not fiction that people take seriously. I never got into it because people took it too seriously. Can't remember the name, shouldn't be too hard to find though, it wasn't a small sub.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They never scare me because of this. IMO the "what's the creepiest thing..." askreddit threads are 1000x spookier because you don't automatically assume they're fake. Yeah, they're probably just normal happenings that people misremember, but what if they aren't.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for posting this; seems like he deleted the follow up comments in the /r/askreddit thread. I remembered this story, but couldn't remember what his uncle said when he asked him about it. Soo creepy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I shouldn't have read that. That ending makes it even more scary :(
Return- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh. It's from that sub.
WadeK ยท 606 points ยท Posted at 18:11:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's my least favourite (and oddly, most favourite) phrase in the world. "So the evil will forget our faces." Beautifully poetic, but terrifying as shit.
I'm currently posted in an ambulance in a pitch black park next to a river and that line scared the shit out of me. I'm waiting for something to come out of the water and tap on my window.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:57:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the phrase 'I have forgotten the face of my father' in the gunslinger novels.
One of my friends in Greenland experienced something very similary when he was younger, but with a Qivittoq or Fjeldgรฆnger that ran besiddes their dog sled.
In greenland some people decide to leave their villages and wander the ice. Often because they have sufferede some kind of social injustice or embarresment. By chosing to wander the ice these people commit social suicide and they are called Qivittoqs and the normal greenlanders believe them to gain different kinds of supernatural or rather primal powers. Like being able to run down elks and dog sleds. Some Qivittoqs are seen as good and benevolent, but many turn crazy either from starvation or with rage and anger against humanity.
It is importent to tell that the qivittoqs are very real and that the greenlandic goverment estimate that there might be as many as 5000 of them in Greenland. While I lived in Greenland there where two qivittoq attacks I heard of. One where two qivittoqs attacked a hunter. The hunter had studied Karate and Taekwondo and he was able to fight them of and escape. At the other attack a qivittoq had snuck into a small fishing village, stolen an axe and killed 3 villagers before he was shot.
Yes, because they are just humans who decide to live on the ice and away from everybody else.
Fermonx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:11:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Qivittoq is an Inuit legends figure, mentioned in many ancient legends and stories.
The word means "mountain of times", and according to lore can be qivittoq if one of shame, anger or jealousy leave the society they live in, and go up into the mountains to get along there alone. After a time can then be overcome by the supernatural forces that prevail in the mountains, and be a great danger to society they left. People who might be in the same mountain region must also watch out for qivittoqen. Qivittoqene was previously very fearsome creatures, including the Greenlanders everyday.
If you choose to leave their communities to live in the mountains in this way, it is called "going qivittoq."
In the oral narrative tradition emphasized one that to avoid qivittoqer should not put so much pressure on someone else that they choose to go qivittoq. It is thus not only a custom form or described, but it also had a strong normative role in society.
Copy-paste from wikipedia and translated with google because it was only in norwegian, sorry
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:54:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So they're just insane murderous hillbillies? Well I suppose that's pretty scary, but after reading through a thread of haunted dolls and skinwalkers, meh.
this is what I got when I searched for it link that's where it redirected me
shmixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to hear the full story if it isn't too much bother! The one above is one of the creepiest I've heard. Also, what are those creatures (?) you mentioned? Greenland equivalents of skinwalkers? I googled them briefly but it's either another language or some vague picture of yeti-looking men.
First the story as it was told to me by my friend who is called Kunuunnguaq, or just Knud in danish.
Knud was on his first hunting party to hunt elks. It was Knud, his older cousin, uncle and father, but they had an accident and the father and uncle had to fix one of the sleds.
While they where fixing the sled the cousin spotted some elks, so he and Knud took one of the sleds to hunt them. Knud and the cousin was able to kill one of the elks, but during the hunt they had lost sight of the their parrents. That wasn't so unussual and the cousin was an experienced hunter so they started cutting up the animal. When they had finished preparing the animal they start putting it on the sled. Suddenly the cousin stops and tells Knud not to look back, but walk slowly to the sled. As soon as Knud reach the sled his cousin push him on to the sled. He jumps on the sled and get the dogs to run as fast as possible. The cousin yells not to look back, but Knud looks and he sees this small dot that just grows bigger and bigger until he realise it is a qivittoq hunting them. No matter how fast the cousin goes the qivittoq comes closer and closer and the cousin yell to Knud that they need to droop the elk, but Knud is so afraid that he can't move or look away as the qivittoq comes closer and closer.
The qivittoq reach the sled and runs parralel with the sled for half a second. Then he looks Knud into the eyes and smile. And turn away. Half a second latter they hear a gunshot as the father and uncle shots to scare away the qivittoq.
For what a qivittoq is I am just going to qote myself from another post
In greenland some people decide to leave their villages and wander the ice. Often because they have sufferede some kind of social injustice or embarresment. By chosing to wander the ice these people commit social suicide and they are called Qivittoqs and the normal greenlanders believe them to gain different kinds of supernatural or rather primal powers. Like being able to run down elks and dog sleds. Some Qivittoqs are seen as good and benevolent, but many turn crazy either from starvation or with rage and anger against humanity.
It is importent to tell that the qivittoqs are very real and that the greenlandic goverment estimate that there might be as many as 5000 of them in Greenland. While I lived in Greenland there where two qivittoq attacks I heard of. One where two qivittoqs attacked a hunter. The hunter had studied Karate and Taekwondo and he was able to fight them of and escape. At the other attack a qivittoq had snuck into a small fishing village, stolen an axe and killed 3 villagers before he was shot.
shmixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa. Thanks so much for explaining, I have chills! Especially since the qivittoq at least as human wanderers are totally confirmed. :0
Yes very much and it is a very strange thing. In the village where I lived a teenager disappeared one night, when people went looking for him they found out that his gun, fishing equipment and the families small boat was missing.
He had just broken up with his girlfriend, so no one really knew what had happened. Had he drowned in an accident? Killed himself? Or had he decided to become a qivittoq? No matter what he was now dead to the family and they held his funeral.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:34:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate all of you. I just heard something over music blasting through sound deadening headphones at 4:34 am.
I wonder, if the kid was saved by looking at his uncle, and, as stated in the nosleep edition there were more than one, why didn't the skinwalker appear behind the uncle? The kid would have automatically saw one by glimpsing one out the driver's window.
Joevual ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:21:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you have to give it permission by acknowledging it. It can tempt you into acknowledging it, but can not directly appear to you unless you meet it half way. Just a theory though.
Mainly because if one is seen, the image of it will be burned into our heads and haunt us. People sometimes go insane and need to be taken to a healer.
From my childhood, I've always been told to never look out into the distance at night because one might be staring right back at me.
They are shapeshifters. They can take your identity. One belief is that they can easily penetrate any group of people for a long time unnoticed. One way in which they do this is to take on the appearance of someone normal, or even one of your friends or family members. I guess they need to see your face to do it, though.
Okay am I the only one who thinks this is absolutely terrifying?
Mwunsu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was branches hitting the windows, he did it to scare the child.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Mwunsu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't sleep at night
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Mwunsu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bloody good time to be alive.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:39:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're real fun at parties.
Mwunsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hur hur
Shumbah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
About two years ago, so around the age of 18. I was walking home from my girlfriend's house at around 2:00 AM. I live down the main street of the town I live in so it's a straight walk from her house. About 3/4 the way there I came across the local high school, and there was a figure standing outside one of the portables. As I walked by he started walking towards the sidewalk and then I could hear him about 50 feet behind me, walking my way. I sped up a little bit and go to my house, I heard his footsteps the entire way. When I got to my lawn, I made a small sprint for the door as I passed a tree. I got inside and was locking the door when the dark figure had followed me all the way home. I was nearly petrified in fear, I thought this is where my life becomes a horror movie. I ducked under the window and turned the lock, sitting against the door breathing heavily. Then I heard a tap on the window. The figure's shadow was coming in through the window over me, I slowly looked up through the glass to see the figure's big red eyes looking down on me, staring in a trans directly into them. And I yelled "What do you want from me?!" through the door the figure said. "I need about treefiddy." Low and behold it is the god damn Lochness monster at my door asking for three dollars and fifty cents!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
so why can't you look at what's outside the window?
edit: a word
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went on my balcony and closed the door after reading this. Now... I don't wanna go back in.
I never heard these stories about the shape-shifters before but it seems like after you're aware of them, you're scared they suddenly become aware of you too..
Thats a well known skinwalker story, someone told me that back in the mid 90s when I moved to NM. About a truck driving and the thing running next to it much faster than a human could run.
kobocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That gave me legit chills and I read alot of creepypasta, odd phenomena, horror stories etc. Sounds so real and terrifying. Hopefully (really fucking hopefully) it was your uncle trying to give you a real scare.
Peace be with you and may the evil forever forget our faces.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One way to kill them is to find out their name and repeat it to them. Humanity is supposed to flow through their veins afterwards and destroys the evil clutching at their soul.
So quick question, what happens if you make eye contact with a skin walker? Does it just follow you around for forever or something? Do you instantly become a skinwalker? Sorry just so many questions haha.
0dyssia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So the most they can do is just knock/tap on outside of something until someone allows them to come in by opening a door/window or something? All the stories I've read about Skinwalkers is that they just knock on doors for a bit and give up.
1345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, serious question, you can't really believe in these things right? There was something so unmentionable outside of the window that no one could look at it?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha holy shit that was posted 666 days ago. Freaky as shit. Does anyone know why they shouldn't look at the skinwalker?
The just didn't want the kid seeing the damn thing. I've heard a lot of descriptions of how skinwalkers look and can guarantee kids don't wanna see that. I the same thread that story was posted there were a good 20 other skinwalker stories that have described them looking like dogmen or elk turned inside out example.
I posted this upthread, but I'm repeating for you.
I tell this story every time skinwalkers come up. This happened to my stepdad's friend, back in the early '70s. His friend came over, one day they were off work, and they sat around chugging beer and watching TV and stuff. A little later, his friend popped some pills he had scored(don't know what they were, I was just told "pills" when this story was told to me, most likely Quaaludes, though). Anyway, his friend decides he better get home before the pills kick in. My stepdad tried to get him to stay, but his friend said he'd be OK, he only lived a couple of miles away.
He hopped in his car and started racing home. He was flying down the road, when he heard a knocking on his back windows. The knocking started coming up towards the front of the car and it was getting louder and more insistent. He knew no one could be out there because of how fast he was going. Finally, the knocking was RIGHT ON HIS DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW!
He glanced over and that's when he saw him....
It was a cop. He was jogging along beside the car, banging on the window trying to get him to pull over. Apparently, the pills kicked in before he got in the car. He wasn't flying down the road like he thought, he was just barely creeping along. Anyways, he got to spend a couple of nights in jail.
He takes a bunch of pills, gets uber fucked by them, as they were a big bunch and had a delayed affect. Says he got into his lambo with challenge drove slowly home and left it spotless. In reality he was balls to the wall fucked up driving the lambo really fast hitting almost anything on the road. Awesome movie, should watch it.
I was looking after my siblings one day when there was a knock at the door. We had a window next to the door but it was textured in such a way that you couldn't see through it clearly. But I knew what was standing there. It was a large man with a chainsaw in his hand. I don't know what made me open the door (I was scared as fuck) but I did and was ready to jam it with my foot so he couldn't get in. Turns out the blind guy across the street had borrowed my dad's chainsaw (which is baffling in itself).
....what... who? Either my mind's finally gone or you missed out some crucial details there buddy.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I have no idea who "she" is either. Seems like op just slammed some odds and ends on sentences together but it still kinda makes sense. Also I understand because scary.
ayedfy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, the doorknob on that house is coming unscrewed. Is anyone home? Hmm, can't see anyone. No matter, I'll just fix it quickly and be on my way. It feels good to know how thankful they'll be later."
Once I was playing video games in my living room and my friend was supposed to come over and it was like 10 at night. So as I'm playing I hear like 3-5 knocks on the window by me and I freak the fuck out. Then I think it's just my friend playing tricks on me because I had just gotten off the phone with him so I thought he was here. So I start laughing, text him "good one" and go out to look for him. Friend texts me back saying "what?" and I just look around outside and see no one. My friend shows up a half hour later.
dhoomz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:51:36 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's my favorite skin walker story so far. I saved it on my phone to read to my friends whenever we go camping. It still spooks me so I only read it when I'm feeling especially brave.
AAA1374 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:36:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was his uncle, not his grandfather, but that story was really interesting. And kudos on saving lives through fear!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've worked in some pretty scummy circles -- old construction crew had a bunch of ex-felon junkies -- I can verify first hand it's true. They usually just want a bunch of stuff they can pawn for a quickfix, not a potentially lethal confrontation.
I won't hate on them, they are very nice people and really just trying to spread their faith. They're doing more than I've done for my beliefs in years lol.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, I often have debates with myself in whether its worth it to get up and go to the bathroom
I do that after reading all the damn stories in these threads.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do it out of laziness
me0w4m3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every. Single. Night. 'Do I really have to go though? Can I hold it til morning? It's not good to hold it.. I'll just be thinking about it til I do it so might as well just get up...: Ugh
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quite often i just piss in an empty bottle near me
me0w4m3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well unfortunately I'm incapable of that. :/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They do that. Whenever you see them out and about and you need help with something and ask them they'll actually help with whatever it is you need. I actually think it's really nice.
Growing up in NA I've met like 20 people who all tell a version of this story. Normally they include the part about seeing it and being paralyzed and it causing car crashes. I guess this is one try at an explanation for why Hwy 89 had so many fatal crashes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They don't have guns on the Res? And BTW the phrase is "All of a sudden".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I corrected my original post bc I first said the truck story was about a boy riding with his grandfather, but someone posted the original story and it was the boy's uncle, not his grandfather.
Woman sleeping in chair beside door, vodka keeping her warm. Knocking on window wakes woman and she dials up husband at work to protect her. Knocking happens twice more, then door is opened and woman is shot for being insubordinate capitalist pig. The KGB will wait for no one. Such is life in Moscow.
This is the story you were talking about posted by /u/Navajo_Joe :
I was a kid when this happened... My uncle and I were finishing up chopping/gathering firewood for my grandmother because it was getting dark. Driving back on a dirt road at about 30mph (give or take 5mph) I had this awful sense of being watched. Before I could turn to look out my window (passenger side) my uncle quickly shouted, "Don't!" I completely froze. My heart felt like it was beating out of my chest then completely stopped when I heard a tap tap on my window. My uncle sped up and was loudly praying in my native language. I didn't know what was going on and thought it was over till our truck suddenly dipped from the bed. My uncle then started saying, "Look at me" and "Don't turn away" over and over. Then I heard it again, tap tap but from the window behind me. It was getting harder for me to breathe and I wanted to cry. A minute or two passed and the truck dipped again. My uncle looked around and sighed. It was quiet besides the truck and the road. He looked at me and said, "We will ask your father to do a prayer in the morning. So the evil will forget our faces." (Navajo to English equivalent). I remember curling up on the seat and just staring at the radio watching the time. Listening to my uncle sing an old prayer till we got to my grandmother's house. To this day my uncle has never talked about it.
I Read this story over a year ago and it still gives me chills when I think about it.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A strange man is trying to break in and instead of calling the police she calls her boyfriend? In evolution we call that the weak link, and the man at the door would have been doing us a service.
The guy next door was their roommate and got to the house really fast. I'm guessing she was panicking. It's a bit shitty to say something terrible should have happened to her.
Talking about skinwalkers actually attracts them in Navajo belief. I've had several friends have experiences the same day we discussed them. If you buy the tradition, your story more likely CAUSED a presence to appear.
I just moved away from skin walker country. That is one urban legend I'm glad to have left behind. I know it isn't contained to one area, but being surrounded by mesas and desert out in the middle of nowhere sure adds to the freaky nature of those stories.
Potentially my favorite book to date. "But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing, inferno of a wizardly digestive tract."
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:50:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the naagloshii the one he looked at with his Sight and had nightmares for weeks afterwards? Cause that sounded pretty creepy. (Also why does the book call them naagloshii when the OP, and wikipedia, call them yee naaldlooshii?)
Was the naagloshii the one he looked at with his Sight and had nightmares for weeks afterwards?
Yes.
(Also why does the book call them naagloshii when the OP, and wikipedia, call them yee naaldlooshii?)
Naagloshii sounds cooler than Yee Naaldlooshii. Plus, names are super powerful, so it could be Naagloshii is a bastardization of Yee Naaldlooshii in order to avoid drawing attention from them.
just a few chapters left. He really did this book perfectly so far. Cant wait to read the ending
Krynja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever read the Alex Versus series? Similar to Dresden files. Even tips his hat to them sometimes. Like saying he heard there was some guy in Chicago who ran a shop just like him but that's probably an urban legend.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:47:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Detective fantasy scifi?
God Damnit. I left the bookstore empty handed not 10 minutes ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're into that genre, look into Simon R green as well.
ethaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They also show up in The Iron Druid Chronicles. Which, since you're obviously a Dresden Files fan, I would highly recommend. It's basically Dresden Files mixed with American Gods.
That's creepy! Do you live in New Mexico? My friend told me a story about how he helped his friend move some stuff out of an RV (who his friend's dad just killed himself in). He told me there was a house right outside of it and he stayed there for 3 days as well. On the second day, he went outside and looked at the snow only to find what looked like wolf tracks slowly transform into human footprints. Swears on his life it's true. Always kinda spooked me
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:00:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that's creepy. I hear stories like that all the time from people and I live in New Mexico. A lot of the stories are about the faceless on the reservations. That stuff sure does get in your head when you're over there.
The same friend who saw the prints in the snow told me about this one. He also said these "faceless" lurk on the res at night from a distance. If you happen to look directly at one, they very subtly lurk your dreams and haunt them for months.
That happened to me. It was the winter time and there was actually snow on the ground. Woke up my dad and we went and followed the big paw prints. Lead us to an irrigation ditch and it was walking in the ditch. You could see the paw print transform into human feet. With every new step it slightly changed. It was a different experience but as i have always been told yaanii's are not anything to be afraid of. I'm a Navajo for reference.
Oh man, this reminded me of an old Askreddit post about scary shit people have seen. This one guy talked about how he saw what appeared to be a coyote walking on its hind legs while he was camping. However, it didn't move kinda awkwardly like you would think a canine on its hind legs would move; it walked like a person. In the comments below it, several people starting freaking out because they had all seen the exact same thing, and someone brought up the legends of the skinwalkers. To this day, that was the spookiest thing I've seen on Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on July 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
screw the camera. two really big guns. take a fucking trophy.
See I didn't hear about this till about a month ago when we spend a night in a mud hut at Monument Valley. Fair to say that nobody went to the outdoor toilet that night.
What a great way to make sure kids behave. "You know what happens to boys who don't eat their vegetables? They get supernatural powers and spend their time terrorising the rest of us"
FlyHy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was this kid at this forestry camp I went to who was a Native American. He saw me brushing my hair outside and he got really serious and told me never to do that because there was a type of people that would take hair that fell, wrap it around a certain stone and spin it until I died. He said how it had happened to a couple of his friends. The scariest stories are the ones people believe in when they're telling you. Do you have any idea about what this kind of thing was? I'd like to read up on it.
They're similar to Goatmen stories. They hang around camp sites and mimic voices they hear to lure people away and try to leave the forests as them.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This still scares the shit out of me. I used to live in Southern Utah. There was a local urban legend about the Native Americans that supposedly lived near a place called Snow Canyon State Park. It was said that they were all skinwalkers and would come out at night. My friends and I would go cave exploring at night. We'd be walking down the desert trails and hear noises in the bushes and then hear coyote calls and it would really freak us out.
One time we saw what looked like a group of three men standing in the distance a ways from us. We stopped and got real close to each other and started walking slowly forward, towards the cave. When we looked back, the 'three men' were gone, nowhere to be seen. About five minutes passed and we heard a coyote call and then three sets of animal eyes appeared on the in front of us. One of the animals called out, a wild screeching noise, and then the three animals ran off.
Along those lines; my Cherokee grandparents would tell me about the Raven Mocker... I'm not generally afraid of folklore or legends, but a few times I've been out in the middle of nowhere, heard a very loud raven caw, and caught myself jumping.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We just bought a new house out in the country. There are coyotes in the area, so the first night we were there we head they yelping away. The next morning there came a "tap-tap-tap" at the window.
My fiance flipped out, terrified because of these stories. Turns out the window the tapping came from is somewhat mirrored, and there was a small bird trying to fight it's mirror image, but still creepy when it happened.
I tell this story every time skinwalkers come up. This happened to my stepdad's friend, back in the early '70s. His friend came over, one day they were off work, and they sat around chugging beer and watching TV and stuff. A little later, his friend popped some pills he had scored(don't know what they were, I was just told "pills" when this story was told to me, most likely Quaaludes, though). Anyway, his friend decides he better get home before the pills kick in. My stepdad tried to get him to stay, but his friend said he'd be OK, he only lived a couple of miles away.
He hopped in his car and started racing home. He was flying down the road, when he heard a knocking on his back windows. The knocking started coming up towards the front of the car and it was getting louder and more insistent. He knew no one could be out there because of how fast he was going. Finally, the knocking was RIGHT ON HIS DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW!
He glanced over and that's when he saw him....
It was a cop. He was jogging along beside the car, banging on the window trying to get him to pull over. Apparently, the pills kicked in before he got in the car. He wasn't flying down the road like he thought, he was just barely creeping along. Anyways, he got to spend a couple of nights in jail.
vnl728 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to lake tahoe last summer and rented a houseboat for about a week... One of the refueling stations we stopped by we asked one of the guys which is the best place to camp at for the night. Told me couple good places but warned me not to go to sheep creep canyon. Supposedly that canyon was in Navajo territory and skin walkers roam those areas. It sounded adventurous and fun and we thought he was joking anyways so we told him we were going to sheep creep canyon. We ended up not going because of how serious and adamant the guy was, warning us not to go there.
So what do we do?? The next best thing, instead of camping at sheep creep canyon we decide to camp in the canyon right next to it... Later that night, looking towards sheep creep canyon we can see towards the top 2 distinct bonfires.. I don't know what that was all about but it definitely wasn't tourists walking around have a grand time... I figured it was some Navajo people doing some sort of rituals. Lasted through the whole night and still could see smoke from the bonfires during the next day.
I'm still planning to go back and camp at sheep creep canyon...
My great grandmother was Cherokee and told of a similar story, but she called it the Windego. They gain their power by eating parts of other people. As they gain more and more power, they get corrupted into a beast like man that just craves more human flesh until our goes full super wolf basically.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:26 on July 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
totally different thing. this is a cannibal spirit. skinwalkers are witchs that turn into warped versions of creatures by wearing their pelts.
Laue ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:54:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From what I've read, killing a relative is part of the initiation. Some skin-walkers wear the skins of the animal but others do not - how then are they supposed to transform?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you have to fight some of those off in Beyond Two Souls. Pretty good game. The Navajo section was definitely memorable.
This has given me some bad vibes. A few weeks ago I went to my beach for an acid trip and just before it kicked in there was a black shadow just looking out to the sea below. The area used to be an industrial site, too, and the demolished area looks like something out of Fallout. I walked along the beach the whole night unable to put in my earphones out of fear. What the fuck is with those people that trip in woods? That must suck.
Mitz510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can someone explain why these stories people are telling they say, "Don't Look." Is it a if I don't see it it can't see me?
Lington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every year the seniors in my High School take a trip to the Navajo reservation and do community service (if they choose to go, you don't have to). Good thing I didn't know about this then...
Wasn't there an article where they showed that the legend of the gigantic shape-shifters started in earlier times when the Natives saw tornados/twisters that resembled human form? Or maybe it was in Reddit that I saw it a few years ago. Can't really remember. I tried Google and can't seem to find a shred of evidence. Someone please help me out here cos I'm freaking out! Did I just dream this up? I swear I didn't....!!!! I hate this thread!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me of the "skin-man" shapeshifter from "The wind through the keyhole" by Stephen king.
sndzag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I'm missing what's so scary about this one...
They're just regular shapeshifter mythology. That's like saying "Ooh, spooky, werewolves!" but in reality no one is really very scared of the werewolf myth anymore.
Do they do something particularly disturbing or dangerous or are they just dudes who can shapeshift? Reading up on them, the latter seems to be the case.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're pure evil and spread their hate.
I appreciate this explanation because as a child most of the monsters in stories lacked motivation. I would always wonder why the monsters wanted to hurt and maim and seldom were my questions answered. Your explanation is strangely satisfying.
Do you know of any documentaries about this? I prefer one that keeps the mystery alive, but also offers an excellent real-world explanation for these Skinwalkers.
DLF75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I hear about skinwalkers I always think of this. Thank you MST3K.
We are not skinwalkers, you got this whole thing wrong. Sometimes humanity just amazes me. We are your friendly neighborhood watch-outs. We sometimes find people driving around in the dark, or strolling about by themselves and we see it as out duty to get them home. Most of the time they mistake us for demons and attack us and then we have to attack back in self-defence. I wish less humans did that, we mean you no harm. We are just normal folks of the earth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds kind of like a Wendigo. Algonquian tribes believed that if anyone were to eat human flesh, they would turn into a kind of demonic half-beast creature whose appearance varied from having human characteristics to being a terrifying monster with no resemblance to humans. Those stories always freaked me out
I live in a small town that's pretty much surrounded by pueblos. There's 7 of them around me. Skin walkers are probably one of the things I'm most scared of. I have some friends that have told some skin walker stories that scare the shit out of me
Yeah man I dont believe in that shit, but when you're on a rez and you've got a bunch of people worked up about a skinwalker. It can be fucking creepy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up I heard about the skin walkers, but they were usually in dear or elk form and their legs were like, reversed, so the knees looked hyper extended TO THE FULLEST when they ran and chased after you. Also, if you looked at them and looked into your eyes, that's how they stole your skin....
I read some green text story about skin walkers. It was the "goatman" or something. Even if I found it, I can't link since I'm on mobile. I recommend reading it, it's pretty good.
huh...I remember back in elementary school I had a couple Navajo friends who told me about skinwalkers they had encountered while visiting their dad on a reservation in AZ and thought they were just making shit up on the spot to try to scare me. kinda crazy how stories like that manage to spread across the world before the days of the internet...makes you wonder eh?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother told me how her father shot a wolf in the shoulder and searched for it to finish the job. Later they meet natives in their village, and a woman who was shot in the shoulder.
It is actually said that if you injure a skinwalker, a person nearby would have that same injury in the same place. The woman in their village is most likely a skinwalker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wasn't there a Ben 10 episode about this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard from somewhere (can't remember where now) that the Native American tradition of showing your hands palm outwards was because of this, or fear of different 'star people' the reason being was that these star people had 6 fingers on their hand and they would do the 'how' and show hands to confirm they weren't the 'star people'
I have a question for you. I have heard the term "Wendigo" as a native american boogeyman, but google searches seem to turn up many very different versions. I was wondering if there was a central ideology behind it, or if every tribe or collection have their own version?
I just recently started reading about skinwalkers and now when I get home at midnight after work, I sprint from my car to the house and have to think happy thoughts until I can lock my door behind me. :( So scary.
Had a conversation about goatman and skinwalkers with boyfriend a few weeks ago, laying in bed at night. Got up to get a drink and his dog made a squealing/sighing noise in her kennel and I just about died.
When I still lived with my parents, we had a pretty big house and a dog. As he got older, he often had nightmares. My room was on base level, my parents room on the first floor. The dog wasn't allowed to go upstairs, had plenty of room down there anyways. I always was the kind of person that get to sleep late and so while everybody was sleeping and the dog had nightmares, he made those fucking awful howling crying sounds. The house is next to the woods and even though I knew it was him, I always shat my pants. It also was hard to wake him as he got older. First I just had to pet him, but later I really had to shake him to wake up. You can imagine it was not the funniest experience I was allowed to make.
I was reading goatman in my basement and looked over and realized the door to my storage room which is unfinished and scary looking was open, I couldnt stop looking up and checking for the goatman
Everytime I see these threads whilst lying in bed, I tell myself not to read it. Next thing I know it's 3am and I'm lying in my bed thinking that every creak or noise is a ghost/intruder/walker/murderer.
My houses foundation shifts a lot so I understand how you feel.
acexprt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually is true.. It because you are real releasing fearamones into the air and wood is reactive them. It's the same thing beavers use to soften wood.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What of I told you there is no house.
NagisaK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's your senses being heightened as your brain processes these scary thoughts and going into fight or flight mode. Or OP you should burn your house down.
The one about the midget guy that dressed up like a clown and pretended to be a statue or whatever while some girl was babysitting. Why?? I'm glad I don't have to babysit anymore.
Of course you do. Until you realize there was a creepy clown 'statue' in the police station, too.
Crilde ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. Sequels are never as good as the original.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:53:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a Russian version that goes like
One of day, proud soviet parents are of go to wait in bread line. They of call baby sitter to watch kids. While parents out, babysitter is of call parents to tell that kid have of sleeping, the parents say ok, and ask if all is good. Babysitter say yes exept that there is no vodka left and that is of cold since no windows. Lastly she say if she can cover Lenin statue in living room as is creepy. Parents rush home after say is no Lenin statue they get home and secret police arrest babysitter for being creeps out by Lenin statue, and then parents are arrested for not having Lenin Statue in first place. Such is life.
yuhutuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't, the father has alzheimers and that stuff hits too close to home.
people do that? People go on the internet and lie?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:31:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you Reddit, don't down vote this guy. So he's sensitive about a topic. Alzheimer's is a bitch and he's being honest about it. Meanwhile there's some of you that think "as his emotions spoil my fun, he deserves negative imaginary points"
"Mother and Father want to go out and buy vodka. However there is no one to look after the children.
They call most trusted babysitter. After babysitter puts children to bed she asks can she read Marx in parents bedroom as it is the only room with lighting so children do not stay up all night reading Marx. Parents say yes. Babysitter asks can she cover statue of Putin. Parents tell babysitter to get out with children. They do not have a statue of Putin.
Parents arrive home to find babysitter and children killed by KGB. Parents are then arrested and executed by militia for not having statue of Putin. Such is life in Russia."
ben7337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why babysitter killed by KGB? Babysitter do good reporting bad family to KGB, receive nice reward and praise. Heathen children get re-education camp, parents receive execution. Is better this way.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:50:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A babysitter called up the kids' father while watching TV in the living room.
"Could I put a blanket over the clown statue in the corner of the room? It's creeping me out."
The father turns to his wife and whispers, "Call the police. There is someone pretending to be our babysitter."
I just don't get these for one reason...why the hell would a babysitter call the parents just to ask if she can put a blanket over a creepy statue, why would they care?
kuraix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:02 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The very awesome one I knew is:
"A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldnโt watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didnโt want children watching too much garbage).
So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parentโs room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the David Bowie statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have a David Bowie statue."
All of a sudden an electric guitar cut through the air. "KEEP YOUR โLECTRIC EYES ON ME BABE!" howled a voice from outside. The babysitter dropped the phone and ran to the window. "David Fucking Bowie!" she screamed, watching the statue as it came to life, shredding chords on its electric guitar. "Put your ray gun to my heeeeeead!" The babysitter ran the children outside where they watched an impromptu Bowie concert that was so awesome that afterwards the children had sweet dreams forever more and the babysitter was given a bonus for her efforts."
Though the Russian one might be better
Nilas_T ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:36:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alternative, realistic version:
Girl: "Could I put a blanket over the clown statue in the corner of the room? It's creeping me out?"
Dad: "Seriously? Of course, you can! Why would you call me to ask such a stupid question? Just put the damn blanket on! I mean, this is the only time this month me and the misses get to get drunk and join the swinger club, and you interrupt my gangbang to call me up with this shit?!"
I was aware of early onset Alzheimer's, but it's pretty uncommon. VERY uncommon for someone in their 40's or younger (who would be the most likely to have young kids).
One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room.
The dad said "Get out of the house right now, and ill call the police."
the parents never hired a sitter.
Man and wife work in glorious Soviet tractor factory. One day, they get tired from building communism, so go into city to stand in bread line. They hire babysitter to watch over children for night. Babysitter left with children in proud Soviet home. Tells parents will take good care.
Father get call from babysitter after a few hours. Babysitter tell father that children reading Marx like good Soviets, but room is drafty because there are no windows. Asks father if okay to move children to parents' room to read Marx. Father says okay, but babysitter have one final request. She ask if can cover up Lenin statue in room because it is frightening her. Father drop phone (should have worn gloves), then tell babysitter, "Take children and get out of house. We do not have Lenin statue!"
Mother and father race home to find KGB at house. KGB arrest babysitter for finding Lenin statue frightening, then arrest parents for not having Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
Best horror story and Soviet version combo IMO is the White Lady.
Normal Version
A travelling businessman pulls up to a hotel because he needs to turn in for the night. Before walking inside to the lobby, he notices a room on the second floor with a balcony and a nice view. He continues inside, and walks up to the bored looking receptionist sitting at the front desk of the hotel's lobby.
He asks if, by any chance, he could stay in that particular part of the hotel that looked so nice outside, just for the night.The receptionist apologises for any inconvenience and tells him they aren't currently renting that particular room out. She offers to rent him the room right next to it for much cheaper, and he can at least still have the nice view. Appeased, he agrees, and doesn't think to ask why they aren't renting the one he originally wanted.
Sure enough, he finds that his re-adjusted accomodations are right next to the original room, and begins to walk down the hall past this mysterious room when he stops. He swears he can hear shuffling from inside this supposedly unoccupied room. Feeling a bit foolish, and checking that no one else is around, he sets down his luggage and peeks through the keyhole into the room. It's obviously a nicely furnished room, much like his own would be he expected, but in the corner was a woman whose skin and clothes were completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. A bit shocked, he startled away from the keyhole. Why would the receptionist lie to him about not renting out the room? He wouldn't have minded if she had just told him it was occupied, he had arrived quite late. Puzzled and maybe a bit annoyed, he picked his luggage back up and continued to his room and a good night's sleep.
The next day as he was departing, he couldn't resist. There was something about the room that fascinated him for reasons he couldn't explain; he had to look again. He returned to the door as he was passing and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldnโt make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. A bit embarrassed, he quickly realised the inhabitants knew he had been spying. They must have blocked the keyhole with something red to stop any further intrusions to their privacy.
Still, the receptionist had blatantly lied to him about the room, and he decided he'd make a point about finding out why. Playing coy as he checked out, he politely asked why they didn't rent out the room he had requested yesterday. That's when the receptionist's expression changed from bored to very sad.
"Well to be entirely honest, we haven't rented it out for some time. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and it's said that her ghost still haunts it. She's often sighted by patrons, and they all agree on the same thing. They all say that the woman is completely white, except for her eyes. Her eyes are a startling shade of red.โ
Soviet Version:
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow.
Obviously neither story is mine.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:21:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Needs more potato.
moclov4 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:42:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why, it's not Latvia ...
JcbAzPx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Mother and Father want to go out and buy vodka. However there is no one to look after the children. They call most trusted babysitter. After babysitter puts children to bed she asks can she read Marx in parents bedroom as it is the only room with lighting so children do not stay up all night reading Marx. Parents say yes. Babysitter asks can she cover statue of Putin. Parents tell babysitter to get out with children. They do not have a statue of Putin. Parents arrive home to find babysitter and children killed by KGB. Parents are then arrested and executed by militia for not having statue of Putin. Such is life in Russia."
Oime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"They get tired from building communism" lol that quote just made the whole story for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I cover up potato? Call police there is no potato :(
I hope im not the only one who read this in a russian accent.
Vahnati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only Soviet Russia could take a terrifying story and make it a funny one.
Mandoge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for making me laugh at work. now i go to gulag.
Shipey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All praise Lenin
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So... the KGB infiltrated a random civillian house to check if they had a Lenin statue, then, after seeing they didn't have one, decided to dress up as a Lenin statue just to see if they notice it.
This is clearly a statement: those people had way to much time.
Latvian man and wife spend all day on potato farm, sending many potato to glorious Politburo. One night, they decide to spend mandatory vacation day in much more beautiful country of Belarus, so they hire neighbor to sit babies.
Then, they get phone call from babysitter, who say "Kids are reading Politburo-approved material, but kan I cover up potato statue in corner of room? It scare me." Man tell babysitter to wait, they on way home.
They hurry back to find babysitter dead, because "potato statue" was actually rock that she hallucinate was potato from malnourish. Man and wife then taken to gulag and kids sent to state-run orphanage because they no give rock to glorious Politburo to redistribut. Such is life.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:51:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Normal version:
A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her. After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.) Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous. "Take the children and go to the neighbors," said whichever parent was talking to her. "We'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue."
Russian version:
"Mother and Father want to go out and buy vodka. However there is no one to look after the children. They call most trusted babysitter. After babysitter puts children to bed she asks can she read Marx in parents bedroom as it is the only room with lighting so children do not stay up all night reading Marx. Parents say yes. Babysitter asks can she cover statue of Putin. Parents tell babysitter to get out with children. They do not have a statue of Putin. Parents arrive home to find babysitter and children killed by KGB. Parents are then arrested and executed by militia for not having statue of Putin. Such is life in Russia."
this is the real version, and the GOOD rus version. I posted this same comment in a similar thread a year ago.
k_wett ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:19:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That just reminds me of the scene in Insidious where she's walking through the house after checking a noise outside. The little boy is standing still against the wall, and you assume it's a statue because there's no sound effects or acknowledgement of it. But sure enough, it's the little boy.
theVice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that shit was crazy. I was like oh shit that's a little boy! ...no it's a coat rack. Then it pans away and back again and its fucking gone
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently discovered a feature-length film about that story...
I remember when I heard this one my friend insisted that this exact thing actually happened to someone in his town. I told him it was just an urban legend but he said he knew the people it actually happened to.
Someone laying on the ground next to their car on a deserted road like they were injured or in an accident, then when you slow down or get out to see if you can help, a group of others comes out of the woods/ditch/tall grass and robs/kills/kidnaps you.
Freaks me out to think about 10 people just coming onto the road out of nowhere in the middle of the night when you are all alone.
I vaguely remember reading a post years ago in some AskReddit thread, pertaining to creepy situations that you'd encountered in your life. And someone posted this. Best as I can recall, something like, the person posting was in the back-country of New Mexico, driving home or something. And they came across a car that had been run off in the ditch and ransacked, and two people laying on the ground. The guy said he stopped his car, and reached for a handgun he kept under his seat, then slowly rolled by the scene. When he was well past it, he looked in his mirror and in the red light of his taillights, he could see the two people sitting upright looking back at him, and a crowd of 20 or so folks stepping out of the desert. He floored it and sped off.
Creepy as hell, but I wonder if it's genuine, seeing as it's a fairly common legend. I can't find that original post.
I immediately thought of that too. Here is the original post.
I was driving a shortcut from Twentynine Palms, CA to Albuquerque, NM. Twentynine Palms is located in the desolate high desert east of LA. The shortcut was all two lane road through total nothingness, except for passing through Amboy, CA. Amboy is a nearly abandoned town nearly as far below sea level as Death Valley, with a dormant volcano and lava field on one side and a salt flat on the other. It was also, at the time, a hotspot for satanic group activity.
So I was driving by myself in the afternoon. I stopped in Amboy and snapped a picture of the city sign, just to prove I was there to friends who dared me to take that route to I-40. I got back in my car and proceeded to drive up into the mountain range between Amboy and I-40.
Once I reach the top I am driving north through a canyon with high grass on both sides of the road. Up ahead I see some stuff in the middle of the road. As I approach I slow down to see a red Pontiac Fiero stopped sideways across both lanes, a suitcase open with clothes scattered everywhere and two bodies laying face down in the road, a man and a woman.
I stop a hundred feet or so away and the hair on the back of my neck is standing up. Being a Marine, I reach under the seat and pull out a 9mm pistol and chamber a round. Something seemed very wrong, it looked too perfect as if it were staged. An ambush? Was I being paranoid? Something was just wrong. Getting out of the car seemed unthinkable, it was the horror movie move.
As I scanned the road I saw a line I could drive. Pass the guy in the road on his left, swerve to the right side of the woman, behind the Fiero and Iโd be on the other side. I dropped it into first gear, punched it and drove the line I planned.
I passed the back of the Fierro without hitting it or either of the bodies in the road. I continued forward a couple hundred feet and slowed down so I could breathe and let my heart slow down. As I looked up into the rearview mirror I saw that the two bodies had gotten up to their knees and twenty or so people emerged from the tall grass on either side of the road by the car and bodies.
At that moment my right foot smashed the gas pedal to the floor and did not let up until I had to slowdown for the I-40 east onramp.
I will never know what would have happened to me had I gotten out of the car to check on the bodies or stopped my car closer to them. Somehow I do not think it would have been good. Sometimes real life can be scarier than a movie.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:08:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:29:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Given the activities of the Coyotes crossing up from mexico, and the staggering atrocities they commit against those in their charge..
the idea of them setting up ambushes to steal cars and go north, doesn't surprise me at all.
jrm2007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:18:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was in college there was a place called Proctor Valley and there were many legends associated with it and some of us discussed making a night-time excursion there.
A native of the area looked at us like we were nuts since quite simply we would likely encounter groups of people who had just crossed the border from Mexico. Such people would at the very least be suspicious and desperate and some of them might not making some extra money by robbing some stupid college students.
What they chose to do to you during or after the robbery would be up to them.
The whole area is supposed to be haunted. I've never gone through it but a couple friends of mine have and they were really freaked out. Another creepy place you never want to go in San Diego at night is Elfin Forest. There's a burnt down asylum and a cult lives in the forest. Tons of terrifying shit happens there.
If you're carrying a pistol or have one in your car for self defense, and you don't have a cartridge in the chamber, you're doing it completely wrong.
Also being a Marine is irrelevant to the ownership of a pistol. Unless it was just a poorly written way of saying "I reacted to this suspicious situation by preparing my sidearm, based on my instincts as a Marine".
That part of the story always bothers me, but overall I don't care, because whether it's a true story or not, it's a good one.
Well, I know it didn't happen to me. Mostly because I live in Kentucky. Here, I wouldn't have left my vehicle without my gun in that situation out of paranoia. I would have had enough ammo loaded to take care of 20 unarmed people. Honestly I would have thought they were meth heads and just drove by screaming at them to get out of the gad dayum road.
I've heard of things like these happening in my country (the Dominican Republic), but it's not that common. What I hear happening more often is that bikers will get in your way while you are driving so that you hit them and then they will lay on the floor so that when you go and check on them they can rob you. Basically, they'll try anything that makes you get out of your vehicle.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I remember reading that and thinking fucking youuu!
joshg8 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:24:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a real thing though. It happened to a kid at my high school (I know, I know).
A man who was "stumbling drunk" stepped into the residential road in front of his car and fell. When the kid got out to help or whatever someone smashed him over the head with something hard and they took what he had in his pockets and rooted through his car.
Not ten people and no kidnap/rape/murder, but seriously be wary "helping" people alone at night.
Actually happened to me sort of. Got out of my car when I saw someone in the middle of the road all bloodied. Got out and the guy popped up and tried to mug me. Thankfully i have pepper spray on my keychain and the wind was blowing away from me.
Similar stuff will happen in certain countries. Take Mexico, you NEVER stop
rocan91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even for a cop, unless you're in a busy area. I had two family members get robbed in Mexico because they stopped for a cop in a deserted area and it turned out they were robbers pretending to be cops.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:37:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend. Happened to my dad late at night at an intersection. He was the only one there, and he saw a woman with her emergency lights on, trying to wave him over to help. He had a hunch and took off on the green light. He looked back and saw more people coming out of her car.
Ubereem ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:46:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not saying I don't believe you, but I've heard this story soooo many times. It's like the "I have a friend/cousin/relative who took acid and now thinks he's a glass of orange juice." everybody knows that guy apparently.
While the glass of orange juice thing is maybe a little far fetched, drug induced psychosis can cause some absolutely bizarre thoughts. Several of my friends have gone through it, it's not nice.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:44:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In about '98 I did a bunch of acid and went through a 6 month period where I had constant deja vu. That may not sound too bad at first, but trust me, it was absolutely terrible. I began to think that it might never go away and it had driven me to the point where I thought I might need to be institutionalized. I had this constant feeling of imminent doom and I started to believe that I was living the last days of my life over and over again because I needed to stop something horrible from happening before I died.
The condition of having permanent deja vu is called "dรฉjร vรฉcu" and the only decent source of information I have ever found on it is this NYT article from 2006. It is a real, if extremely rare, psychological disorder and frighteningly enough, it appears that the condition is generally permanent once it starts.
I guess that I was lucky that it finally went away. Also, possibly the most bizarre aspect about my episode is that it stopped one day when I accidentally meditated while I was out in my parents back yard trying to exterminate gophers with a sharpened screwdriver taped to a shovel. My mother had told me to try and get rid of the gophers that were tearing up the yard and being 15 or 16 years old, I had no idea how to go about it. So I decided that maybe if I stood out in the yard and I was very very still that I might be able to see the gopher disturb the earth as it moved. I stood very still under the hot summer sun and watched the ground for a couple of hours when suddenly, I saw a small patch of dirt and grass rise ever so slightly. I stabbed at the moving earth with my sharpened screwdriver taped to the end of my shovel and when I withdrew my weapon from the ground it was coated with blood and dirt. I was standing there staring at the screwdriver in disbelief when I realized that the deja vu had stopped. It never came back. I mean, I still have deja vu every now and again (I had it for a moment just yesterday actually), but it is no longer permanent. I expect it occurs to me about as often as it does anyone else.
Indeed. On his first occasion my friend thought Amir Khan (the boxer) was hunting him down. In his recent relapse he started thinking he was having conversations with whoever he thought about, and that they could hear him too. I sincerely hope he gets better soon.
To be fair, that doesn't necessarily mean that they were planning to ambush him. It could have just been her friends in the car and they were taking turns trying to flag people down while her friends were waiting inside the car.
Taasden ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to sound cold, but best to not take chances.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Highly doubt that since this was in East LA around 2am
You know what I don't get? In every single one of these stories, the others immediately appear. Why would they come out? Why not sit tight and wait for the next car?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably come out to switch positions with the "distressed" person, or saying how they fucked up. Who knows really? I just know what my dad said is true because that area of town is notorious for robbing and other stuff.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:56:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought this one was kind of more dangerous for the 10 people in the woods. I mean, if that happens, I'm running some people over, you know?
No, you're supposed to get out and help and that's when the whole party shows up. They're not all going to stand in front of your car like a game of red rover.
Just like Rustyjoe said this kind of thing has happened, I'm never sure what they were gonna do with the captured person but it's pretty scary. There's an account of it happening in California on the 10, which is the freeway that goes through the desert to palm springs. A retired marine was driving to the base near thousand palms and saw a car in the middle of the road with it's doors open and two people laying around it. It didn't look right to him so he drove carefully past them once he passed he looked behind to see the people in the road start getting up and about 25 other people come out of the bushes/below the road (some desert roads are raised up above the desert like on a sand hill kind of thing).
It happened to me, not 10 but three. It was horrible. By fortune they couldn't rob me because i run over the guy in front of my car. I don't know how my instinct reacted so well.
As selfish as it sounds I probably wouldn't stop. If call for help but I'd keep driving.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had a teacher tell the class something similar - about one in Africa where a large tree will be blocking the road, and the moment it seems like you're going to do anything besides immediately flooring it in reverse, you're getting jumped and killed by the 10+ people who set the trap
This actually is a technique in rural parts of South American countries. Someone will lay in the road. When you stop to help, you get jacked. If you floor it, it heals them and they are surprisingly OK enough to get out of the way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't an urban legend. This happens in real life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly why I just blast anyone asking for help while playing RDR
Felanow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My aunt once told me a story about her friend, who at the middle of the night, stopped by the road to chech on what she believed to be a child. When she got out, she realised that it was a doll. She got terrified, and ran back in the car and drove away. After a while, she saw a cut off finger by the seat. Creepy.
You mean like that one scene in The Devil's Rejects, where the hot girl (Rob Zombie's IRL wife) pretends to be hurt in the road and then the brother comes from behind and stabs the lady to death that stops to help her.
:O never stopping for a hot girl in the middle of the road, ever! hahaha.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A couple years ago, I took a road trip with my sister and her friend. It was about a 20 hour trip, and I had fallen asleep around two am in the back seat. When I woke up some hours later, my sister and her friend told me about how they'd taken a route down a shitty back road and saw a dog tied to a wooden post. They'd wanted to go check on the dog and maybe take it to a police station, but we were falling behind our shedule so they didn't stop.
I'm glad they didn't because apparently these two chuckleheads had never heard of how people will tie sad, grungy looking dogs to posts or trees and wait for drivers, usually women, to stop and help the dog so they can attack them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Theres a story that happened in Guayaquil (big city in Ecuador).
There was a little Girl crying in the night and when someone asked her what happened, a group of people would come and kidnap the man.
He was found dead after a few weeks without some organs, speculations are that they Kidnapped him to sell his organs to rich people that need them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like in Last of Us
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not an urban legend. People actually do that. It turns really shitty (or great) though when someone gets too spooked and runs them over.
Thats not an urban legend.
A friend (young woman) was finishing a shift at Alton Towers (famous UK theme park) at end of season September/October on her way home.
Anyone who's been will know its located in the middle of nowhere about 15 minute drive to the nearest town via mostly country roads.
Anyway coming along one of the country roads there was a woman holding a baby stood beside a car with the bonnet open. As she slowed down she something felt off, but continued to slow down as it was just a woman and a baby. Just as she had almost stopped she saw the top of someone's head near the wall.
Worried she started to speed up, suddenly the woman dropped the baby (was a doll in a baby blanket) and proceed to chase her and try to open the door. Followed shortly by 3 men jumping the wall and giving chase.
The police said they had a few reports of the same thing happening. I'm not sure if they ever released an official warning (to avoid bad press), but I do know Alton Towers notified all the staff of the incident.
I've also seen official police warnings in Cornwall/Devon for the same thing. Againly mainly for small villages/towns, but the jist is always never stop if you see someone who looks hurt or stuck, just call the police.
getack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My advice might sound terrible, but it's legitimate and it might save a life. If you find yourself in a situation where someone is laying on the road seemingly dead and you feel uncomfortable, run the fucker over before you stop to help. If he is really dead - no worries. If he was not dead but faking it in order to hurt you, he will not be able to hurt you any more and he will think twice before going out to exploit people's compassion afterward.
This I believe was in the scene of The Devil's Rejects where Baby pretends to be wounded and lies in the road.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:12:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
A happier ending but just as creepy version:
You are driving alone a long road with woods either side, you see a car on the road and a body laying on the road beside it. You contemplate getting out to see what happened, but for some reason you chicken out and keep driving.
Once you've passed the scene, you check your rear view mirror, to see that the person is now sitting upright, and 10 other people have emerged from the trees, looking at you drive away.
It's also creepier if you think of them as some sort of twisted cult, that wanted to sacrifice or eat you.
The one with the red-eyed ghost boy in the old hotel freaked me out as a kid. Even today i'm too scared sleep in old hotels.
[deleted] ยท 1673 points ยท Posted at 15:03:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 19:20:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A more chilling variant I've heard was that the husband and wife were normal looking and pleasant, but acted oddly towards each other. The receptionist explained that during the course of their stay they often argued loudly, until one night, after a particularly nasty argument, the wife was discovered murdered. Her eyes had been gouged out, leaving nothing but empty, bloody red sockets.
Yeah I know that but the eyes aren't all red and they aren't staring through a door.
[deleted] ยท 1480 points ยท Posted at 17:12:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow.
GeeJo ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 17:23:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Moscow is a few kilometers from Kiev? Maybe by Russian "our country has a bigger surface area than Pluto" standards, I suppose.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He never said Moscow was a few kilcks from Kiev.
GeeJo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:20:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev.
Such is life in Moscow.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:48:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Such is life in Moscow" is just a saying that accompanies these type of stories. The story could take place in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast and still have the same ending.
as a person who is fascinated by/scared shitless by ghost stories you are making this thread much better for me
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a similar story comrade. I go with wife and daughter on vacation to Riga. Woman at desk tell me hotel is safe, but not to go into room without number. I say all is well, tell my family to go to sleep in room. When I go to room, wife and daughter not there. Think wife and daughter play joke, hide in room without number. I go to the room without number and open the door. See Politburo officers having party, many food and drink. I ask if they have seen my wife and daughter. They say yes, they took wife and daughter from my room. I ask if they are safe. Officer says that they are now rape and killed, if I want to avoid rape and killed then I will go back to my room and not ask questions. I am sad, but ask if I can have potato to take back to room and eat to feel better. They give me half of a potato. I take potato back to room, eat it, and feel much better. Am no longer sad.
Is lie worse than all of kapitalist! Here is real story:
Latvian man check into hotel near Riga. When he go there, woman at desk say "Komrade, whatever you do, do not go into room with no number." So man go straight to his room, and dream of potato. However, next day, he look at door to room with no number. He look in keyhole, and there he see woman kompletely dressed in white. So, he run to nearest Politburo headquarter, yelling "Help, help! Is Tsarist woman hiding in old hotel!" Politburo go and shoot through door, killing all inside. Next day, he notice bullet holes in door with no number are all gone. So, he look in keyhole once again, but all he see is red. When he get to lobby, he is taken to gulag by Politburo, because "Tsarist" woman was actually Kommunist spy, and he just blew top sekret Kremlin operation to destroy Kapitalism. Such is life.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In old country, is travelling peasant. Peasant seek to spend week in barn. Go to owner wife, ask for empty stall. Woman give him key, say, Is something should be known. On way to stall, is other stall. Is no animal. Is no human. Is lock. No person is allow. Particular, no peeking through crack. Peasant is good peasant, listen to instruction. Go straight to stall and sleep in bed of hay.
Another night come. Peasant has not starve, not freeze death. Become very curious about lock stall. Curiosity torture like secret police. Creep away to door, try handle. No budge. Is truly lock! By Lenin. Peek through crack. Cold air freeze eyeball. Is fairly normal for Latvia. No cause for concern. See bed of hay much like own. Is woman stand in corner, face wall. Skin very white. Look like good Latvian. Peasant stare for while, almost knock door, but decide go to bed instead.
Decision to go bed save life. If had stood there much longer, would have starve. Was piece of horse shit next to hay bed, peasant ate. Enough calorie to survive another day.
Peasant return to mysterious stall next day. Peek crack. See only redness. How strange! Woman must have block crack with symbol of glorious motherland. Red is good color, yes?
Peasant consult owner wife. Sigh heavily like woman who have give birth, say, Did disobey? Did listen instruct? Did look through crack of mysterious stall? Peasant said that had. Woman say, Must tell you story. Many year ago, before rise of glorious communism, attendant of Czar stay in stall. Was white all over, had red eye from cold air of winter. When glorious October Revolution occur, man stay lock there to avoid justice of motherland.
People's Army Patrol happen to be going by, hear story. Arrest woman for hiding attendant of fascist Czar. Arrest peasant for being within 30 feet of attendant of Czar. Arrest attendant of Czar for hiding from justice of motherland. Arrest mysterious stall for hiding attendant of Czar. Dig up body of Czar, arrest Czar for hiding attendant. Arrest hay for holding body of attendant. Truly, is no shortage of criminal to arrest in such situation. All sent to gulag, freeze death. Such happy ending! Justice finally serve. Lenin surely beam with pride.
I love reading scary stories, but god dammit i can't handle any pictures attached. any picture. It could be a picture of a flower pot or a staircase and i get startled. I really wish there was a way to browse SCP with the pictures turned off.
Assuming all the pictures are hosted on site you could create a couple ad blocker rules to block images on the site. Could also use a text only browser like Lynx
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same way: I really like to read scary stories, letting my own imagination run wild. But I can't handle pictures, or even horror movies. I don't know why. I just don't like creepy pictures. Stories are great though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depending on your browser you should be able to turn images completely off. For example:
Chrome - Settings > Advanced Options > Content Settings > Do not show any images.
valas34 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really like the Latvian/Russian version from a previous thread. I don't remember which thread it was though and good luck finding a specific thread about jokes.
I will never be so curious as to open a mystery door. I would have handed that lady back her key and left as soon as I heard about the door that shall not be opened.
Coli6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read this story a billion times and I still don't get it. What's he looking at when he looks into the keyhole & sees something red? The white lady's eye??
That took me a split-second too long to get. Very chilling.
rosylux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She sighed and said, โDid you look through the keyhole?โ
I like to imagine her saying this in a really exasperated tone, like every single fucking person who checks into this hotel always looks through the keyhole and no one ever listens to me grumble grumble.
You see this is why if I had a hotel with a haunted room with a ghost that kills people that enter, I would just leave it a blank door and not mention it, aside from general hotel rules of not entering rooms without permission, like the storage closet. If horror movies have taught me anything is that people are idiots. You tell them don't try to enter this room, you can damn well bet they are going to try and enter that room. You don't mention it, they just go to their hotel room and go about their day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never got why people get so scared at this. Is the ghost not allowed to look out if some random guy looks in?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's creepy because the ghost was inches from his face staring directly into his eye and he had no idea until after the fact.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stayed in a hotel that allegedly was haunted by a ghost called the white lady who had killed herself there after her husband died in a mining accident. I didn't know this until the morning when we had checked out but when we walked into the place I said to my husband "I think this hotel is haunted". We definitely wouldn't have slept there had we known that info before hand.
I've always wondered what would happen to a ghost haunting a room if the building is demolished. Does the ghost simply disappear? Die? Call a real estate agent?
kyndo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahaha!
My heart skipped the biggest beat!
Isendal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My freshman English teacher took that story, made thirty grammar mistakes and gave it as part of our English final. She was crazy and not fun in any way.
Aloket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I should not have read that.
Sdreven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Russia version is fucking hilarious. This story freaked me out until I heard the Russian version
JaceAoT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
its 1.10 at night right now. There's no fucking way in hell im reading that.
Nibiria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't find this is scary, am I missing anything? I feel like I just missed a detail somewhere.
This is why we don't look through keyholes. Nothing good comes from looking through keyholes.
deadken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I'm confused.
What hotel would tell you specifically not to go prying in a room that was locked with no room number?
It would be like having a bellhop give you a tour on the way to your room, pointing out every utility room, mentioning they were locked, and not to mess around with them.
Do they take you for some kind of night stalking thief?
DanteMH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a similar story about a kid and it's parents sleeping in a hotel with said door nobody is allowed to go through. I think the kid is curious and while exploring the door at night, he hears something from the room his family sleeps in. It ends with a dead mother or some shit, Idk.
Why would the hotel staff specifically tell guests not to go into that room? Just put a number on it, keep the door locked and don't mention it. No guest would even think twice about what's behind the door.
It's like the damn Good advisor from Black and White.
"Oh no, Sire, don't set fire to all the villagers homes, and then murder their spouses, and then force them to eat the corpses because you threw all their crops and livestock in the sea. That would be awwwwfuuuuul!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am assuming her pupil is red as well?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:56:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one is probably the best I ever read, because the execution is fairly well done too. Seems to be a bit broken if you're not on a smartphone though, but nothing that really hinders the experience.
Yes, it's quite well done. Not "AH MY FUCKING GOD WHY!!??" like that South-Korean comic with a running old lady, but more "Oh, spooky" which adds to the story.
I think the dancing asian girl one is better, less paranormal, more grounded in reality.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I always choose Hilton
neszero ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a story on the show Beyond Belief that scared the hell out of me as a child more than any other -- it was called "The Red-Eyed Creature."
It involved the child of the household repeated seeing red eyes in the dark at night. The parents concluded that it was only the LED lights from the security system mount on the wall, but then it turned out to be a ghost or something.
And if you remember, Beyond Belief consisted of several stories that were either true or false, and the viewer had to guess which was which by the end of the show-- this one was claimed to be true. Lost some serious sleep over that one. Still creeps me the hell out to this day.
And a side note: my girlfriend told me about how she used to see red glowing dots in her closet when she was a child. Her parents were separated and this was at her dad's house. She'd have him check the closet top-to-bottom for some toy with an LED light or some other possible source of the glowing red dots. They never found out what it was. Her friends saw it to, and she hated sleeping there because of the red dots in the closet at night.
Corund ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine used to work the night shift at a small hotel in Sliema. There used to be an old house on the corner (it's still there, it's just been turned into a cafe/bar since a big developer turned the block behind it into a luxury hotel).
Anyway, there were rumours of a white lady haunting the house, occasionally to be seen in the small hours by unreliable witnesses, drunk on their way home after a night in the bars up in St Julians nearby.
So my friend was going home after a hard night at the restaurant, after clearing up and setting up for the next day, and yes, a couple of drinks in the hotel bar. It was 3 or 4, little traffic on the road. He had parked right in front of the little old house.
Starting the car he checked his mirrors and saw a figure all in white, a pretty young woman who looked to be in some distress. Oviously he turned to look through the rear window.
Nothing.
No one there.
He says he saw her in the mirror again before he reversed into the car behind him, drove into the car in front, in an effort to get the fuck out of there, fast and then drove off with his heart beating in his mouth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Myself and several friends were all hanging out one night trying to recall the scariest stories we had heard before. By the fourth story or so, one of my friends decided that he'd start retelling this story but with a slight change... instead of a ghost with red eyes, it was a sexual pervomaniac who liked to envelope the whole door handle and keyhole with his ass.
One weekend my ex and I had gone out to some beach in Cali, we got a hotel so we wouldn't have to drive for an hour back home after hanging out at the beach all day.
I fall asleep and begin dreaming. There was a cat in the hotel room in my dteam. Weird. It jumps on the bed and begins to nuzzle my neck. Wow, what a friendly cat. It the lays against my neck. But he gets heavier and heavier. Pretty soon I feel like I can't breathe and I panic.
I'm desperately trying to get the cat off as he suffocates me. I finally jolt awake and gulp in air like I'll never breathe again. For some reason I felt terrified. Like something was in the room. I ended up sleeping with the bathroom light on as well as the tv.
Oh man! Youre probably right. There are a few odd jobs Ive done here and there. I dont think one has to claim certain incomes if they total less than $600, though. I could be wrong about that, but I remember hearing something like that from musicians (well ,the ones that get paid).
Correct, you would be required to ask for a 10-99 form from the sweet old lady that hired you to cut her grass and pain her garage if you were paid $600 or more in a calendar year.
Ah yes, that was my understanding. I can say with certainty that I havent made more than $600 in a year doing any sort of side work. I dont do much sidework. I did make about $350 over a 3 day weekend, though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
then he'll pull you into a small room lit with fluorescent light, with a stack of all the charity deductions you claimed on your last three returns. that's when the panic begins, but not where it ends.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I walked into the bathroom and used a lighter to light the money shaped candles systematically placed around the room. I turned the lights off and closed the blinds in the bathroom leaving me in complete darkness.
I slowly started chanting "Taxman Taxman" after the thirteenth time. The lights in the bathroom flash on and off. From behind the shower curtain I hear a voice.
"You have not declared these changes to your life to HM Revenue and Customs. Prepare to feel my wraith." It shouts. The room trembles as the voice echoes throughout the bathroom.
"I was going to but then...." I manage to say before it cuts me off.
"It's too late now." It replies. The lights flash on and off again and he is gone.
At that moment I ran to my computer and load up the online banking and there it was. An invoice from HM Revenue and Customs. The computer screeches as the invoice flashes up on the screen. I fall back on my chair from panic and hit my head on the floor. As I pass out I see it's face. "The taxman will return again." It bellows.
Holy SHIT I just fucking screamed like a prepubescent, pimple-dicked pre-teen, pricking his pecker on a pine-needle! Take it easy with some of these stories man. My gf is shaking her head at me in the exact same manner my father did when he almost choked on his Corn Cobb pipe upon finding me wood-gluing his recently shaved and discarded pubes I discovered in the bathroom waste basket to my virgin face.
[deleted] ยท 3085 points ยท Posted at 13:57:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's one with a woman who let's her son play with her phone and when he falls asleep she looks at the pictures and there is a picture of somebody in a mask standing in front of her son.
[deleted] ยท 1218 points ยท Posted at 17:17:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Saw that. Even if it was fake, that picture is creepy as fuck.
EDIT: lots of people asking for links. Soon as I get home and I can get on a proper computer (I'm on mobile right now) I'll do my damnedest to find it. I know I found the story here on reddit. Just gotta remember where...
EDIT 2: BAM!Must've seen it linked on Reddit cause I just found it with a quick Google search. Anyways, glad I was actually able to deliver! Thanks to /u/Apolik for spreading the link around until I could get to it.
FINAL EDIT: yay for my top comment not being something embarrassing or stupid!
itpm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll confess that I turned his head several times until the little flap of skin was all twisted up.
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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itpm ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:02:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Considering that was back in 1997 and I'm now sitting my fat ass on a toilet on reddit, I would say I'm just as okay as you very likely are.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:47:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude this is absolutely so fucked up and I feel so first-world comfy right now and am not even ashamed of that.
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I feel now living in Austin, Texas. I got my masters in management, work a decent job, have a big ass house in a cul de sac. Stuff I never dreamed of as a child. A lot of the people I knew back home have either been whacked, kidnapped, raped, or are junkies. I'm too afraid to go back to visit, not even for a day in stepping foot there. I don't need the unnecessary risk.
I'm sorry you had to go through that. At the very least, did you learn anything from the experience?
itpm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I learned that the dead should be respected. My experiences didn't deter me from going to med school but I did drop out because I was a complete dumbass. My education foundation was garbage then. I couldn't read for more than 2 minutes without falling asleep. Each year we would only get up to page 30 of our textbooks and the only books I would read were crappy 1 page misogynist joke comics (Condorito).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty bad ass ey? I have to admit that I bought drugs off those kids from that area once... definitely two of my lowest points in my life.
Brian_M ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:56:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Liza Minelli.
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great. Now I went to look up her photos on google images. I ain't sleeping tonight.
Brian_M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Liza Minelli will come into your room, in order to kill you in revenge for that latent crack about her looks, but will be distracted by your cell phone, and will attempt to call her agent on it, looking for high profile Broadway work. But she is technologically inept and will end up hitting the camera button, and taking an unwitting creepy selfie. Then, the cops will drive past, and she'll get spooked, and she'll abscond. Extravagantly.
Relax people. The kid fell asleep playing with the camera, so it was still ON when she picked it up. Not realizing it is still on, she turned around and accidentally hit the camera button. The "mask" is probably her shoulder, whatever designs she has on her shirt.
the best creepypasta ones are the short ones. They just ends and with the realization and nothing is overtly spelled out for you like some of the longer ones.
Man...that is one shitty mom. The picture makes the kid look around 10 at the oldest. The story says she put the phone down after she came home from work ( so lets assume she gets home at 6 and the phone was put down within an hour, so by 7 the boy had the phone). She is watching TV and just not caring what is happening to the boy for at least 4 hours before going to get the phone and didn't even know where her son was...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly don't have kids. It's not like the kid left the house. She knew he was in the house. And some days you just want your kids to leave you alone. Sometimes it's like "whatever, play with my phone, just let me take a shit in peace." Literally.
I looked at it not expecting much. I felt my spine practically freeze when the picture loaded. It's 4pm and I'm in a bus full of people. There no reason for me to feel this way.
helix19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm almost positive the "old woman" is actually the boy's hand. The side of her face is the edge of his hand and her ear looks very much like a finger.
That fucking picture. When u first saw it I was on a weird sleep schedule and stayed up until 4 every morning. Saw it at about 330 and it was the only thing that ever legitimately scared me.
So very tempted to click on the link but then again it occurred to me that I'm staying in an empty apartment by myself in a foreign country. So no.... But.. Maybe I could peek...
I've seen that before and it never made sense to me. You are at an international attraction that thousands of people visit a year and you freak out when there is someone else there?
Oh fuck. I saw that picture one time and was wondering what the fuck was so bad about it until I realized to the right there was a creepy face staring at me. Gave me the chills.
I remember this /r/nosleep story about a killer who took a snapchat of the victim sleeping before killing them, then sent the snap to all the other future victims. I will see if I can find it.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:59:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
this just made me laugh outloud in a fancy restaurant
Edit: since everyone wants to know, I was eating at the bar in a fancy restaurant because it's my favorite place to eat and I'm single and I just do these things.
So the possibility that the other person is on the toilet naturally gets a creepy ass smile. What kind of screwed up subliminal shit is going on in my head?
There's one about a guy who goes camping and cooks bacon for dinner. He takes a shower so that bears won't smell the bacon and mistake him for food. Unfortunately, he puts on the same clothes he cooked in before going to sleep. A bear comes and eats him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for not editing your post after the gol...... SHIT I RUINED IT
Don't know what happened to him, and I won't bother you with the full story, but I went out hiking alone one time, same thing but with a DSLR happened to me. At first I was just trying to blame it on racoons just trying to get at the wrappers in my camera bag next to me, and almost as quickly I though of all the ways that didn't work. So I start freaking out, and I take what was supposed to be a two day hike into an 8 hour one, because there was no way I was staying out another night after something like that. I spoke to the ranger about it, and told me he had gotten other complaints about weird shit happening. It turns out that a couple fairly young guys (18 IIRC) loved hiking out in the woods, and just hike at night, and stop to play pranks on people. They saw my camera so the used that to mess with me, but for thers they would move around their gear, leave creepy dolls or cryptic notes, hang some bloody crosses above them or something like that. But they worked the opposite way around the trail that everyone else took so they would constantly get new targets. Sorry, this turned out to be longer than I expected, but that is one of my "holy shit the woods are creepy" stories.
Someone else posted a story in a scary story thread with this exact same storyline a couple years back. Except there's was way more elaborate. If I recall, they were solo backpacking through Canadian wilderness and felt like they were being followed for a while but never saw anyone, took lots of scenic pictures on their trip, and when they had gotten back and developed the photos they discovered pictures of themselves sleeping in their sleeping bag.
Forrax ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:20:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Losing these stories is the biggest downside of the smartphone era.
"I spent a day in the woods hiking and then when I looked through my photos later that night... There was nothing unexpected because that staby hobo couldn't open my camera app without my password."
I don't know how people do this. My friend goes camping by himself all the time and I would be terrified. I grew up doing stuff in the woods with my dad all my life. Camping, archery, hunting etc. But I could never go camping by myself. I didn't even understand how my dad could go out there alone in the dark to find his tree stand. 32 years old and this shit still scares the fuck out of me. I'd be hiding in my tent with a gun pointed at the door.
ChagSC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:46:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because scary movies don't represent real life. There are not monsters in the woods, even at night.
I mean, its not like your gonna have someone stand watch while the rest sleep or anything. How does having someone else with you make things so much better? Yeah, someone to get help if you hurt yourself, but for non-accidents?
brblol ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why what's going to be out there? Thugs selling crack?
I think this would be one of the funniest things that could happen.
You're just trekking in the woods and you stumble upon some guy sleeping with a camera next to him, so you just pick it up and take a picture of them. You walk off chuckling imagining the reaction when they wake up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol that's a good idea for the camping in the upcomming summer festivals
I really enjoyed both of them. Sure there were some bad stories, but you can't watch sketch comedy expecting every skit to be hilarious.
A lot of the stories are pretty unique, especially in the second one. You just need to appreciate them for what they are. One of my favorites is the mountain biking zombie go pro one. While not an amazing story, it was a unique enough idea that it really held me interest.
I'm a big horror fan, especially when it doesn't involve OTT violence in order to achieve horror. I enjoyed Cabin in the Woods, not because it's a good movie, but because it was a novel concept.
I saw both as well, I thought the one were they are in the motel room and the guy is just scrapping the knife along their skin. Ya fuck that noise, along with the vampire chick.
Cabin in the woods was also fucking awesome. The way they satirized general horror movies was hilarious and original, with an ending that came out of nowhere.
this is an old camp story at least in canada. I first heard it was I was 12 (13 years ago) and I've seen it at least 5 or 6 times on reddit, everyone telling it in the first person. you've just got to roll your eyes each time.
I think I have the askreddit post saved. I'm not going through all that though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine creeping around campsites, you take a pictures of people while they are asleep in their tents with their own camera and pictures of all kinds of other random/morbid things just to scare the crap out of them when they someday find the pictures? That's pretty creepy.
I don't think that would bother me much. Now if woke up with a drug induced hang-over and found pictures of my limp body being raped, then I might be a little frightened.
csonny2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
might be a little frightened.
You are either a badass, or a very very sick individual
"After college, I went backpacking in the Canadian wilderness for a few weeks, by myself. To put this in perspective, I was in the middle of fucking nowhere (North of Atikokan, Ontario). The nearest "town" was a 3 hour bus ride away, and I only saw one other person (from a distance; he was in a canoe) during the entire 17 days. I brought a a few disposable cameras with me, as this was before digital cameras were too widespread, and took a lot of pictures. When I got home, I had them developed and took a look at them. The pictures were standard nature shots until I got about halfway through my first camera. There were 2 pictures of me, asleep in my tent, in my sleeping bag. I literally freaked out when I saw it, and had a complete breakdown. To this day, I have no idea how those pictures got taken. I haven't been camping since, and I sleep with my door locked and my curtains shut.
TL;DR: Went camping by myself in the middle of nowhere. Pictures of me in my sleeping bag were found on my disposable camera. It really messed me up.
EDIT: Front page at one point!!!!! And more than 10,000 comments wow, thank you all!! To all of the people saying that I made up the story, I promise you it is true. I will try to find the pictures and scan them, I know I have them somewhere."
Not relevant but the camping part sort of is. A hunter goes out to hunt, by sundown he's lost and wants to sleep till day. It's very dark when he finds an old cabin, he goes inside and lays down on the bed. He notices a bunch of weird face paintings on all the walls. He dismisses it and falls asleep. When he wakes up there were no paintings, only windows. I'm telling that from memory so I probably butchered it but that's not the point, it's freaky shit.
This actually happened to me but wasn't too creepy. Got drunk as fuck doing "Beers Around the World" at Epcot with my buddies - like "steal a park wheelchair from the entrance as we left" drunk.
We go back to our hotel room to crash but I'm still having fun popping wheelies in our ill-gotten Disney chair down the hallways. We were on the 4th floor.
Black out. Fade back in I'm lying on the floor in the lobby with a pillow under my head and a small blanket on top of me. I groggily get up around 3 a.m. and as I slink my way towards the elevators I hear a girl at the night desk giggle.
The next morning the wheelchair is M.I.A and my cellphone's background pic is of me sleeping peacefully on the lobby floor.
TL;DR - got drunk, hotel employees took cell pic of me sleeping in their lobby
Once I slept alone. I had a dream that I see the headlights of the car, that drives to my secret place. I found that I am paralyzed. Tried to get up with all the force, then I woke up p and sit up. Nothing. Maybe I hear some car sounds or thought too much about people that can find me sleeping.
Had to reread several times. Could not figure out how camera took picture if you were sleeping on it. Was worried about rogue time travelers more than creepy camp intruders.
My dad use to go camping and hiking when he was in college, or at the age you would go to college. He always "packed heat" and for good reason there are people who decided that they'd rather live in the woods forever then live in civilization and some of these people make you feel uncomfortable or are actually scary people. These people will sneak into your camp only revealing themselves to you when they're feet away from your tent. (You should always hail and speak to the people in a camp site before entering it, this only goes for people camping straight out in the forest) As well those same creepy people will follow you then tell you later on when they magically appear at your camping tent that they offhandedly saw you while you were hiking yesterday and decided to follow you because they wanted company...
Bring a firearm or a weapon, people are out there, and if not people animals.. and they will fuck you up or drag you kicking and screaming to your death.
A5H13Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened to me. I found a picture of me sleeping in my bed on my phone (taken from the middle of my room so it couldn't have been me). It had to have been one of my family members, and they all insist it wasn't them (and they totally would have owned up to it if it was, since that's just the way they are).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you go camping alone?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm surprised you were able to sleep.
scartol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like the one where the couple's hotel room gets robbed, and the thief left only the camera (pre-digital) and bathroom stuff. So they take pictures of themselves brushing their teeth, buy new clothes, and try to enjoy the rest of their vacation.
When they get home and develop the film, they find a photo of the thief with the toothbrushes sticking out of his butt.
I once saw a short film on that at a short film festival type thing. The woman is living a normal New York city life and then she decides she wants to leave for vacation cause things get too stressful. She picks up a disposable camera so she can document the vacation. She goes brings her tent and goes hiking etc. That's like the whole film. Then at the end she's looking at her photos at home and she sees all her pictures she took. Then the last few were pictures of her sleeping in her tent. Loud music started playing which scared the shit outta me and then the film ended. Never going camping alone.
I went for a nap a few weeks ago. Empty house, kids at daycare/kinder. Husband interstate with work. All doors and windows bolted from the inside. I woke up a d checked my phone. There was a photo of me sleeping from behind. You could see my back, head and shoulder. It was taken from above me.
This actually happened to my brothers friend who went camping alone on the Oregon shore. He said (and showed me so it was proof) that after his whole trip when he got his photos he took developed there were pictures of him sleeping in his sleeping bag in his tent, even though he went alone.
I think your brother's friend is messing with you. Especially if it's an older brother's friend. That's just the kind of thing I used to pull on my brother and his friends back in the day.
Look. Schrรถdinger was the scientist, not the cat. Living, dead or some kind of conceptually abstract disposition between the two, it still wouldn't have been able to count.
First off, it's Ellimist. And when he/it gave Tobias back his morphing ability, he did not retain his previous morphs. He was able to morph into his human self because the Ellimist literally sent hawk-Tobias back in time to acquire human-Tobias, as a gift for helping the two free Hork-Bajir escape the Yeerks.
Source: I read the entire series every couple of years.
Fair enough! It's been years since I've seen them... I remember being very into the first 4(ish?) books, and slowly losing interest... Was there a compelling/satisfying conclusion? I might be convinced to pick them up ONE more time ;)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also love The Animorphs!
Something I always wondered about that event...
So he was given the opportunity to acquire ~13 year old Tobias, and that's his human morph. But the other Animorphs kept growing up, and were said to be around 16 when the series ended. I wonder if it was weird that he was only able to assume his old thirteen year old body when everyone else has their more matured 16 year old forms... and then as the final book plays out, Jake and Marco are adults, aren't they? So if Tobias ever needed to use his human morphs around that time, he'd still be 13. But I guess they never got all that far on their mission, given what happened at the very end...
Yeah, I was never happy with how the series ended. It was kind of, odd, the rich amount of detail that was provided leading up to the confrontation with the One. The gigantic space barge, the two military recruits, it all was so promising and then...it was over.
thet52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. A dead cat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
while the car is going at dangerous speeds good luck, also killing the driver while the vehicle is moving pretty fast it pretty fucking stupid if you ask me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just imagined you driving on the highway, when suddenly the murderer decides to pop up on the backseat, your reaction is simply opening the driver side door and jumping out, leaving the murderer behind in a soon to be wrecked car.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I'll allow it.
Phnglui ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Leon Kennedy, is that you?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I have a seatbelt and airbags to save me. Someone hiding in the car or attemting to rob me won't have either of them. Hit something at 30mph and I'll be ok, but they will go through the window.
And that, boys and girls, is why you always wear a seatbelt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stuntman mike?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read an article where a guy jumped into this girl's car and tried to make her drive away at gunpoint. She was rescued when she drove into a police car.
Always check the back seat. There's the story of a woman stopping to get gas. The attendant is running out of the store trying to catch her. His arms waving wildly. He looks angry and the lady feels threatened. She gets in her car, locks the doors. He tries to grab the handle as she pulls away. She hears him screaming the whole time. Later the lady is found dead and raped by someone that was in her back seat. The attendant noticed him and tried to warn her.
My unreasonable fear is that seeing the creature is what triggers it to attack.
I hate looking out the window at night before I go to bed because I'm afraid I'm going to see a spider demon climbing up. It was going to walk right past but, because I saw it, it's now going to break in and eat me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least this fear supports the idea that pulling the blanket over your head is a viable tactic.
Biggy17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And when it's nighttime, you can't see him anyway and that machete blade is coming through the back of your seat right ....now......now.....now........it's coming.....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Him, don't you mean her?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I never buckle or lock. Always ready to jump out the car
Probably poop myself. Which might work because who wants to deal with a person with shit in their pants.
[deleted] ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 14:35:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dev559 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:53:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or turned on...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is even more funny if you imagine the clown waited until you were already driving to show himself. (You know, so you can't just get out of the car).
Wvlf_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha like the murder-clown is freaked out by this crying, shitting mess of a man and pleads to him a couple times, "hey man, just pull over", "hey, just let me out, I'll be gone", "dude, what the fuck just stop and I'll leave you alone". The driver is incoherent in his distress, wailing like a baby, smelling really, really bad. He shows no sign of stopping the car as he just mindlessly carries on towards his destination as the clown, defeated, slumps his body over to the side and rests his chin on his fist as he gazes out the window.
Ikinoki ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pee, poop, throw up, really whatever end you get it out of quickest. It would suck if it didn't work, because then you're kidnapped with soiled pants or throw up all over you.
My school always suggested this as a response to attempted rape. Expel as many revolting fluids as you can, because who is going to rape someone who is covered is poop, piss, vomit and snot?
Sell him some balloons? I feel it could be a lucrative business opportunity, Ask Georgie he lost a lot by not going through with the clown/balloon thing.
Slam on the brakes and jerk the wheel to the side. A quick change in inertia would send him flying.
Brought to you by the Seat belt Association of America.
PGZorua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's weird. I have a Jeep Wrangler and with all the hot weather we've been getting I've had the top off on a pretty regular basis. I'm not so much consirned with a cereal murder hiding in the back as I am afraid of some animal. A Racoon, some birds, a lynx, who knows who decides to crawl back there in the night.
One time I left my roof open and forgot about it. Came back out... I've got tinted windows so I couldn't see in from a distance. I was just sure this was the day I was going to die. It was empty. But still. I just had that feeling of... This is it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always do a quick reach back to check if anyone is on the floor.
I do this as well. When I first started driving my car was a ford explorer.. started driving right after Halloween.. for the longest time there were decorations stored in the back back.. I don't know the word for the trunk like space of a suv... anyways.. so one night after some after school activities.. I'm ready to go home.. I dont do my little better make sure there are no stowe aways check.. and when I look back to back out of my parking spot theres a reflection on the back window.. this creepy mother Fucker just smiling at me... I screamed like a little bitch! At that moment that decorations face was the mist realistic thing id ever seen
There was a girl who lived in the same town as me, who come out from a Minute Mart, about 3 miles from my house, one night. She found a guy hiding in her back seat. The guy told her to drive, took her to a nearby lake, raped her, then cut her up and through her in it.
This happened about 15 years ago. I still remember her name.
(true story)
Spei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My husband decided to drop the car off at my work one time as a nice gesture so I could drive it home instead of doing my usual 30-45 minute walk (depending on traffic lights).
Well, I had a nice quick walk to where he said the car was, and bam, yep the car is exactly where he said it would be. Yay, now I can get home faster and start studying. So I'm standing at the car door, hands in purse looking for my keys. Finally find my keys, and I place my keys into the lock, turn the key to open the door. And as I open the door I look into my car.
There is someone crouched in the floor area of the passenger seat staring at me.
I jumped back and hit my head against the car next to mine. I'm on full panic mode as its a deserted parking lot and not many people around. And then I realize it was my husband in the floor space.
I had to sit down and stop shaking before I could do anything except hyperventilate.
And that is why, I always check my car before I open any doors. Also, I need to get him back some how.
The reason our brains tend to stress over non-threats, or things that would generally be considered very unlikely is that you actually get a little boost when it doesn't happen. It's a circular issue. You stress, your stress is released and you feel better. So your body will stress about things that are unlikely to get that nice little boost when it doesn't happen.
FoxDown ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:48:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just talk like I know someone's there. If it's empty, no one will know I said anything. If it's not empty, maybe I can creep them out/convince them they blew their hiding spot.
I have no idea what I'd do if someone was actually there though. Probably try to stutter out something heroic sounding and take a swing, ultimately missing and getting stabbed in the dick.
That creepy story from one of those kid's books about Scary Stuff really never helped this fear for me. The one about the woman being followed by a car that kept flashing his lights at her all the way to her home and she's freaking out thinking he's trying to kill her only to get out of the car finally and ask why he was following her and him reply "There was someone in your backseat with a knife and every time he came up to stab you I flashed my lights at him."
xnzs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the gas station one where the guy was hiding in the backseat...
Those Scary Stories books instilled an early sense of NOPE in me as a child.
True story, this actually happened in a town near me.
A girl was driving home late at night, when a stump or a large branch was on the road. She got out of her car to remove it.
A car was behind her at this time. She kept driving, but the car behind her seemed to be following her. She drove faster, and took a few turns, trying to shake the guy, or to see if he was just, by incident, driving the same way as her.
The guy kept following her. When she was close to home, she called her dad, so he got out of the house and was there to talk to the guy. By the time she got home, the guy was still following her, and she parked the car, and ran out. The guy parked right behind her, and ran to her and her father as well.
The father asked why the man was following her daughter, and the follower said that when she got out of the car to remove the branch, a guy got in the back of her car, and he was following her to make sure that he didn't do anything.
They checked in the back of her car, the car door was open, but there was no man.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this all the time when I drive alone at night. I already have a plan: see someone, swerve, so they are off balance and slam into the door/to the floor. Keep doing this, also honk and when able pull over and hop out as fast as possible.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, way easier to repeatedly smash them into the window!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My gf does this. She watches so many fucked up thrillers. Last hotel we stayed at she checked in the bathtub, under the bed, in the closet. And put chairs infront of the patio door to barricade us in.
I could've sworn we were going through a zombie apocalypse.
The trick is right after you start the car just say "so where are ya headed?" That way if there really is someone back there they'll be so overwhelmed with your kindness they can't kill you. You just have to give them a ride!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should look back there anyways it's safe driving.
zyndrom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always look in the backseat and the trunk before I get in the car late at night, so far 0 murderers.
wolsko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. My high school gf's brother pranked me like this one time. While I was at their house, he snuck out to my car and put a makeshift scarecrow (basically a stuffed flanel shirt and pants) with a creepy mask in the back seat. When I left, it was dark so I didn't notice it right away. I got about 1/10 mile from their house when I finally looked in my rearview and saw that creepily smiling fucker. The closest I've ever been to shitting myelf. I have to look every time now.
Every time I get in the car I swipe my hands across the backseat (while still sitting in the front seat) that way I can surprise them if I grab them without looking. However, that's only in my mind. My pants would be 100% soiled if my hands ever touched someone back there.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do that too! Not because I'm afraid of murderers or anything but to make sure that I can sing girly pop songs without being caught.
Until your phone pocket dials someone...goes to their voicemal...and they get a nice recorded serenade..........
yeah this happened to me
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:45:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always make my boyfriend check my backseat and trunk for people anytime we say goodbye at night. I think my biggest fear is when I get home (if I'm living at my parents house), I have to pull in to my garage weird and back up to get a good angle since I share a garage with my mom, and when I put my car into reverse, a review camera pops up on my mirror. I'm so scared I'm going to see someone standing behind my car.
jethroq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always figured you'd notice something off already when you approach the car. An adult human is pretty large, and if you have a empty back seat, that would be pretty visible.
The thing though, is that he's waiting silently for you to make eye contact. The second that happens, it's tickets. So, it's better for you not to peek.
I actually hid in the backseat of a girls car in high school when I saw her car parked at school during the night.
She was about 10 minutes out on a country road when I decided it was time to remove the blanket and surprise her. I got out and yelled "Rule Number 10 Before getting into the car and driving off, check the back seat for any hiding zombies!" (Zombieland had just come out you see) and we got into a small accident and she wouldn't talk to me until after graduation.
I always thought of putting a spring-loaded dummy (maybe with the face of the crypt-keeper or something) attached to a timing or remote-controlled mechanism in the back of someone's car.
Then while they are driving, the creepy face pops up in view of the rearview mirror. Accident. Death. Laughs.
I actually drive home two girls at a party and the we're very silent and both sit at the back in my car. Halfway through I forgot they were in the car and I scare the shit out of me when I look in the mirror.
I know someone who was held at knifepoint when someone was in the back of his car would be cut his friends throat
tmbg47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I give a peek in the rearview mirror from time to time
Generally a good idea when driving.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I ride a motorcycle as my primary transport. If I do not notice someone on the back of my bike when I get on then I probably earned what i'm about to get
I just leave a bunch of junk on the backseat and floor board so there's no room for a person to hide. It's worked so far.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was this one time. I was driving to a friends house at midnight, and I did this and saw a face, and freaked out. Only to find out it was my face in the mirror.
It's not a bad idea. My dad does this when he has to go out at night. He used to be a cop in Springfield, MA in the 80's (I believe it had the highest murder rate of any city back then) and he's definitely heard of people who hide in the back seat of peoples cars and do whatever.
If you live in the city it's probably not a bad habit to have.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:13:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know how if you repeat the same word over and over again it looses meaning and sounds crazy? You get the same unsettling feeling if you stare at your face in the mirror long enough. Try it.
This line made me terribly happy. I like you.
Also, I am exactly this way late at night. Mirrors don't always frighten me, but I refuse to look into them for very long and never after 1 am.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No worries. I feel the same way about practically anything that can reproduce an image. I get this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever I am around a mirror, when I'm around a window, or if someone is trying to take my picture.
I can't explain it. I have a hard time telling people about it. And if a hotel room has too many mirrors (most do) then I'll politely cover them with something and leave them that way.
And now I'm obsessing over the window in my room that I've already covered and moved even farther away from.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that sounds terrifying. And reminds me of my parents' bedroom at our old house that has a closet with mirrored doors as well.
I really don't know what it is about mirrors except that I feel as though something oppressive is around me and that I feel like (warning: this is really weird) my soul is being messed with. I know. It's even weirder to deal with yourself.
I would've done exactly the same thing as you: stayed up until light crept in and only then would I have allowed myself to start to drift off. Mirrors suck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will do exactly that. Thanks for the tip!
It doesn't help matters much that I have an odd fascination with angels and demons (although I don't consider myself religious). Perhaps that is why I have an added issue with mirrors (and pictures) in the soul department. Demons present a malevolent force that preys on your fears and can, at least in paranormal theory, summon a vast array of evils against whomever they choose. I have a marble bust on my desk of the archangel Michael with his foot on a demon's head, a wooden painting of Michael on a horse surrounded by fallen demons, and another painting of Michael in conflict with Lucifer. My wife believes my fears are of my own design, but angels/demons came well after my fear of mirrors, windows, and photographic equipment.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not only do you get the comfort of knowing that evil can and will be defeated but you also are reminded and reassured that you are not the only one who is aware of the existance of these forces and that you are also not the only one fighting.
Thank you for this. This puts into words what I have never been able to explain.
I don't think you sound like a lunatic. My mother has always been fiercely into the paranormal and has always been haunted (mostly in dreams) by people who have passed on who will come (randomly) into her dreams to give vague messages of important things that will happen soon. She sees all paranormal things as a gray area, no good or evil, but I have never been able to accept that. Evil is very real and it has a very real impression it leaves on your being. I, myself, have not seen much in the way of paranormal, but I have felt the presence of many things I cannot explain nor that could be explained by friends or family. Perhaps it is our (yours and mine) apparent awareness of the "others" that causes things like windows and mirrors to plague us so much.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I completely agree with you. I frequently get strange looks from even my brother about some of my quirks in that department which really does make it hard not to take things personally or to feel like something is wrong with me. If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to shoot me a PM.
Also, the sage has made me feel a bit easier, but the true test will come this evening when I will probably leave some smoking in my bathroom and room.
yuhutuh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit, if not I got myself a fucking twin. It ain't gay if its yourself...
I had a freakout moment over that just in like the past week.
Was eating something as I passed in front of a mirror, and I swear my reflection was chewing out of sync with me. So either chewing looks different on the outside than it feels on the inside, or ...
Did the eyes seem to follow you? That's the way you can tell.
zeert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're serious, then it might be because of how we perceive movement. For the most part, your brain is just filling in gaps. It's possible that your chewing motions were distorting your vision to the point your brain was interpreting motion it was seeing in the mirror out of sync with your actual motions.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, thanks to my buddy Occam, I'm pretty damn confident.
Mirrors creep me out sometimes, because you only ever see your reflection's eyes looking at you. I'll glance away and back, and feel like the reflection has just been staring at me the whole time.
Kuchisake-onna, aka The Slit-Mouth Woman, japanese stories are always so terrifying.
vicefox ยท 1039 points ยท Posted at 18:17:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some sources say she can also be confused by the victim answering her question with ambiguous answers, such as "You are average" or "So-so". Unsure of what to do, she will give a person enough time to escape while she is lost in thought. Another escape route is to tell her one has a previous engagement; she will pardon her manners and excuse herself.
On the 3rd street in the Honsho district there lived a woman named Hanamoku. At her house, a mysterious thing was known to occur.
At the time when the flowers were sleeping and the ushimitsu plant was blooming, a horrible, rotten stench would invade the house, and a giant foot bristling with hair would descend from the ceiling accompanied by an enormous sound. If you washed the foot, it would soon disappear back into the ceiling. But if you didnโt, the giant foot would rampage though the house until satisfied.
tuckels ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:26:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like they watched too much Monty Python.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered, what if you backed out by simply stating "Who am I to judge others?"
It's not yes, it's not no - the two things she'll get you for.
"Well, to be honest, you're not what most people would consider 'conventionally attractive,' but you certainly have beautiful eyes and while I'm sure it hurt terribly, the scar doesn't make you look nearly as bad as you think it does, ma'am."
I'm not sure if she'd jump on you the moment you said the conventionally attractive part.
I'd probably go with the who am I to judge thing. Or change it to "someone such as I am not worthy to judge the beauty of others". Then leg it.
A tiny part of me wonders with these legends, what happens if you KNOW it's that legend, so you decide to pre-empt the bad outcome and just beat them up?
So, Kappa are these mythological Japanese goblins. They basically live in remote watering holes and rape and drown children that wander near them. Well, they also have heads that basically have a concave top so that they essentially have bowls on top of their heads, and it is the water they collect in these bowls that give them strength. So, what should a kid do if confronted by these murderous rape-machines? Why, do a polite bow.... the Kappa's own impulse to do a polite bow in return will cause their head-water to spill out, rendering them weak as kittens.
But what is beauty? Can there be an independent, verifiable definition as to what is and is not lovely?
_pH_ ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except if I remember correctly you just tell her you're running late for something and can't talk, and she's just like well okay then sorry to hold you up bye. Silly polite Japanese people, it even leaks into their ghosts.
to be fair, most scary stories told to children are for teaching them manners and reinforcing those through fear. this explains very well why most japanese scary stories i've heard of always have a manners-centric way out.
But saying she looks pretty gets your mouth slit open, doesn't it? Wouldn't trying to be nice and compliment her be better manners than saying she's 'so-so' or that you can't talk?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd still fuck her.
aecduck ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:45:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Most of the ones I've heard of are oddly benign. Like the one about the tongue monster that comes and cleans the filthy places in your bathroom with its tongue, and that's literally all it does.
Oh my god Teke Teke is fucking terrifying, the thing that scares me more is the name. It forces your brain to imagine the sound it makes when walking. Teke-teke-teke...
0dyssia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine Hanako - the toilet ghost is freaky as fuck too if you're a high school student. Especially if you're at school at night. Korea has the same story but I forgot the ghost's name. Also, in Korea if your school is near a mountain then you're fucked because mountains are generally believed to have ghosts since a long time ago they buried the dead there. So at night, statues and stuff will move at night. There's tons of Korean horror movies at schools.
The only urban legend to terrify me is that of the typical Japanese vengeful spirit.
Long, tapered white dress that conceals the feet, pale ivory flesh, long, flawless dark hair that obscures the face...
That and that alone terrifies me. If it invades my nightmares, I won't sleep the rest of the night.
For some reason, no tale chills me more than those that include this.
Such films as Ring, Ju-On and Phone which feature them are things I cannot watch calmly.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
paulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would probably answer her with something like, "Well, your boobs are nice."
ben7337 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? All the tales I've heard of her make me laugh. As terrifying as she is, she's also insanely ridiculous, and many stories say you can trick her.
I think that there are so many things to escape from her because in the 70s people were actually scared and people just made up ways to avoid answering and all that.
I'm pretty indifferent about old-school urban legends, but the internet's instant information has made creepy stories more accessible and more immediate. The post linked here from r/nosleep yesterday got under my skin more than anything has in a long time.
Edit - grammar
sndzag1 ยท 424 points ยท Posted at 14:46:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one was really cool, because you rarely see horror stories in a truly modern, technological context, and this one is done pretty well.
Holy shit the comments. I don't even know what to think.
[deleted] ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The point of nosleep is to pretend everything is real. :) So while I'm sure there are people that believe it's the real deal, most of us are just playing along. What's worse is people who try to debunk obviously fictional stories.
Sure, tons of places. Places that won't have your story immediately tagged as fiction, either. There's paranormal subs on reddit, 4chan, etc- and believe me, those people act like they're living in Dresdin files.
Oh, jesus...thank you! I didn't believe the story, but I definitely became a part of it and it was heartbreaking. I thought for sure it was just some clever guy pranking reddit and was unaware that the stories on /r/nosleep are fictional, especially after reading through all of the comments. I really have to wonder how many others are unaware that it's completely fabricated and want to believe the whole thing is real.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No problem! I found the sub right after it had been created, and the stories were much more believable to me at the time. I seriously thought it was real stuff too, for a couple of weeks. I think most newcomers think it's all/mostly real for a little while. :) If you look at the top all time posts in /r/NoSleepOOC, quite a few of them are authors asking people not to call the police, or announcing that they won't be continuing the story because someone called the police. Once upon a time, a story about government conspiracies and a zombie apocalypse actually ended up creating a militia of people who thought it was real... aaaand now we don't allow zombie or apocalypse stories anymore.
And that story in particular really captured a heartbreaking creepiness. And the author took the time to take photos and create FB messages, which I'm sure will be a trend now but hasn't really been done before in that quantity. It completely deserved the crazy amount of upvotes and comments it got!
My gf is currently at the beach with her aunt and so I posted the thread on my FB page just because of how creepy it was and she started reading it as well (on her phone no less!), now she's all upset because she isn't at home with me and wants to figure it all out with me. She's legit freaked out and I don't want to spoil it for her. She checks my reddit comments sometimes, so she'll probably come across this or my previous comment and get all pissy because i let her go to sleep without informing her that it's all made up. Great execution by OP though!
I got feeling that posts that were like "come on guys, this is obvious and shit" get deleted by mods while obfuscating creepy in depth "oh wow check out this crazy coincidence in the post history/timeline/background of image" detective work get upvoted and brought to the foreground.
I thought it was a great creepy community effort.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep! The mods are super active in deleting comments that try to debunk. And I love how the community comes together on these things sometimes. :) Obviously not all stories have this level of interaction, but it was super nicely done!
Not going to lie though. I'm a full grown man and I read this at work on the loo. It's a creepy quiet room out the back. As I was washing my hands I thought hey wouldn't it be creepy if my reflection in the mirror did something that I do? I almost broke the door getting out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I'm a full grown woman and it just unnerved me in a way that not many stories have. I work from home and keep really early hours, so I ended up reading the story right before dawn. Had to turn on a television and Spotify because my desk chair faces away from two doors into my home office and that picture of OP at his desk just kept flashing through my mind.
Yeah I can see how that would be a hard feeling shake.
By the way your hair looks great from this angle.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:10:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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sndzag1 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:09:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just fun, creepy stories, and people either genuinely believe it or they play along because it's fun. The subreddit is just an exercise in suspension of disbelief, like movies, video games, roleplaying, you name it.
payne6 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:52:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While I agree and ADORE nosleep people on there get a little TOO into it. I remember someone made a great story about how his little town somewhere in USA is infected with some sort of virus/plague and how the government is covering it up and etc etc. Well people took it too serious made a subreddit and everything and how to fight back against potential zombies and etc etc.
sndzag1 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:56:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone having fun.
payne6 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:15:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so. I think the subreddit got banned because something about children doing really stupid shit in real life and posting it. I think one might have stolen a credit card from their mother maybe? Tried to buy weapons online? (like knives) Something along those lines I think the author of the story actually had to say it was a story.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:40:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember the thread name or have a link to it? Sounds like a fun read.
payne6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly no :( it was awhile ago (a year or two) and its not one the top page of it. It was a good story but not as great as the kids were making it out to be.
Are you talking about the story with Alan, Liz, Jess, etc?
payne6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:18 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No but that one is a good one.
If I remember correctly it was a guy who somehow was on the internet on his phone. Something about a new pathogen was accidentally released into his little Florida town and the government was trying to get rid of it. It ended with basically hinting zombies because I think his neighbor (who was a old man) went batshit and started attacking the military. I am almost confident that was the story that made the kids/believers whatever make a sub.
dawrina ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:26:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
like someone else said, everything is real on nosleep.
The thing to understand about nosleep is that it's not just a story sub, it's also an RP sub. I don't know where it started, but I can imagine someone had the idea that getting yourself into the mindset of "this is real" would probably make the stories scarier, and they just decided to run with it, so much so that you can actually be banned for calling a story out (assuming the mods care enough at the moment or catch it).
I'm a person who is rarely frightened by horror movies (I watch them by myself in the dark even, just to up the ante) or urban-legends/creepy pasta, but this thread had me opening my eyes and whipping my head around to check every little creak and thump as I lay in bed last night. First time in years that I've been that spooked. I thought about it all day at work and could only bring myself to look at the "who took these" photos today during my lunch break. Fascinating and supremely chilling read.
Garage side door
FREEZING
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The sad thing is that could genuinely be someone who's had a slight pyschological break after the loss of his girlfriend, and no one is helping him with it.
I've looked for it but haven't been able to find it since the first time I read it. I was hoping someone else would know what I was talking about so they could link it.
There are some freaky pictures, but it rarely has any real substance. Just weird and creepy titles that can easily get old or just regurgitated by the next poster.
trisz72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're aware that everything on /r/nosleep is supposed to be fiction right? The fact that the comments act like it's real and that sometimes the creators supply "evidence" is just a way to make it spookier.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:01:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just stoppin' by to clarify, yeah nosleep is almost completely fiction. It just has to be believable within reason. What's "believable" is subjective, so the only things that are against the rules every time are really zombie stories and OP posting from beyond the grave.
Nosleep is about 95% fiction or exaggerated truth, if I had to guess. We have had stories that (the OP believed, at least) were genuinely true, but they are very very rare.
Maybe, if nobody helps him, he'll end up wearing the clothes of others and screaming "Reynolds" all over the place, before dying of unknown causes, right Poe?
I know it's been a month, but since no one adequately explained it - it's part of the fun of the subreddit that all of the posters and commenters act as if it's all true, but it's understood that none of it is. The mods have made posts before stating that if something bad is actually happening to you, then do not post it on nosleep, call the cops or at least go to some kind of online resource that isn't for fictional stories. That way you can enjoy the stories there and have fun discussing them seriously without having to actually worry for the safety of the OP.
His story was really good, much more believable than most of the others on there. The one about the girl receiving Skype messages from her missing friend was good too.
Lazek ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:03:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nosleep IS a creative writing subreddit, but the meta of the subreddit is that everything is true, for fun. It's on the sidebar:
Remember: everything is true here, even if it's not. Stories should be believable, but realistic fiction IS permitted. Readers are to assume everything is true and treat it as such. These stories are here for your entertainment. If a story is too unbelievable, please report it for mod review.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:12:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AH, I see now.... Sorry for breaking character then! I do feel much better now, although I DO have a sneaking suspicion that not all the commenters in those threads are in on it...
That's the thing. It seems like 90% of the people in the community take the rule completely serious and totally believe everything they read on there, which is just a bit silly, really.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:04:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's summer and nosleep just became a default, so there are a LOT of people (especially middle school and high school age kids) who are experiencing nosleep for the first time. Sometimes it will take a while for them to understand that the stories are fake or only slightly based in reality.
But in the comments, we do have to take the rules seriously. We could suggest that there really are ghosts or demons out to get the author, or we could suggest the author is suffering from mental illness, but above anything we're not allowed to call it fake or a story. It's like playing an ARG, if you've ever done that. You roleplay like it's true. Some stories do have interaction (like the Skype story on the front page), which is exciting.
shamoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're changing defaults every two days now?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It became a default on the last round of changes, so in the beginning of May. Maybe my phrasing "just became a default" was off, but compared to the subs that have been defaults forever it is new. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, no-one actually believes it (or almost no-one). They're just participating in good faith. Come on, be positive.
gfcf14 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:06:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found the one about the Queen's guard to be the scariest one I've read so far
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck. That's fake, right? That comment section was fucking creepy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped reading nosleep because the stories just became so outlandishly unrealistic. You can only read so much bullshit and pretend its real. More than 75% of it isn't even scary anymore.
So, this might be a silly question...but why can't I upvote anything in that thread? Literally there are no up or downvote arrows, but obviously everyone else is able to? :?
Dcoil1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, I'm usually immune to nosleep's shit, but I started reading that story and fell down that rabbit hole for about an hour before I finally noped out of it. Creepy as fuck!
Thanks I'm home alone and now I'm scared shit haha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is fake, but going through the comments and seeing everyone try to solve the mystery is a lot of fun. It makes me feel like a detective, trying to figure out what is happening.
Reading the messages from "her" stirred a different kind of unrest than any other r/nosleep post I've read. It was really, really unsettling for some reason I can't figure out.
Ha. I remember a /r/nosleep post that was detailing government agents abducting the neighborhood. The user would update every so often. I pissed a lot of people off by simply saying something to the effect of, "Why are you still hanging around if it's happening? Better yet, where are you? Surely someone can come save you."
I had it once (Or at least I think I did.It only happened once and the memories are really fuzzy). All I remember was being terrified and seeing stanges shapes moving around my walls.
tdogg8 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:19:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have it often actually. My dad also had it as well so it may be genetic or something. My worse experience with it was I was laying on my back and I knew I was in sleep paralysis so I try to keep my eyes shut and calm down. I started hearing things so out of fear I opened my eyes. Standing over me was someone or something with long messy hair looking down on me. After I opened my eyes it ran off to where I couldn't see because I was unable to move my head. I could hear it at the foot of my bed making weird noises and what sounded like it was pacing back and forth. After a few seconds(felt like forever) it said something I couldn't quite make out and then it stopped. I could move and I was finally out of it. Sleep paralysis sucks but that was one of the only times I've ever experienced anything close to that. Most of the time I go into lucid dreaming through it which is always something fun that comes out of something borderline terrifying.
A bit tangential, but I've always wanted to try lucid dreaming, but I've never really been able to. Do the things you do feel "real?" As in you can actually see/hear/feel things as you do in real life, just with a degree of control over them?
Sort of? Like in one LD I had I got stuck in thorns and I was getting cut up pretty bad before I got out. I could feel it cutting my skin but it didn't hurt at all. But you see, hear, and sometimes I've had smells in my dreams. I'm not very good at controlling my dreams though like I still can't make stuff appear/disappear, I can't fly, and I can't do everything I would like to. The best part for me about it though is that I can just explore the dream. The fact that I can't control it could be the best part for me because the dream just flows on its own. Just exploring your dream is fun in itself and just experiencing everything with lucidity is completely different than just dreaming. They feel real for the most part but you know they aren't real. There's a subreddit dedicated to LD that you should go look at if you really want to do it at some point. There are multiple guides to the different ways to obtain lucidity, some being more advanced than others. I would link it but I don't know how to on mobile
No problem man! I recommend the FILD method more than anything. Everytime I've done it works amazingly and I am more lucid using that method than any other.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:39 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got this a lot in my teen years. Nothing quite so freaky as waking up and realizing your body won't respond for 30 seconds.
I didn't find it that scary, tbh, but I didn't go look up pics or other stories.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it bothers me so much because I can picture it so clearly when I read that one woman's story about it appearing, talking to her husband, and then discovering it had attacked her daughter. And by 'picture it so clearly', I mean 'picture it so clearly happening to my own family, because I have a young son and daughter'. The idea that something is in one of my children's rooms, talking to them, and I would have no way of knowing... that's the part of the story that bothers me.
Yes, but it's a painting and not a very striking one at that. It doesn't get in your mind deep, I'd say it's a pretty generic horror image. Not something that sets unease like smile dog
Dammit. Now I'm curious about smile dog. And I never grew up watching rated R movies, or participating in Halloween up until about a year ago, (I'm 17 now) so just about anything scares me.
Did anyone see that monster show on Destination America where they tried to pass it off as real. They had "priest" and "eyewitnesses" talking about it. It was comedy gold.
i read one about the rake where a guy is staying at his girlfriends new place for the first time, he wakes up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and on his way to the kitchen notices a scary looking thing looking at him from outside the living room window.
a little freaked out he goes into the kitchen having to go by a partition that blocks his view of the living room, as he clears the partition he looks towards the living room and notices that the thing had moved to the other window and was still staring at him. he then freaks out and goes back to the room and locks the door.
he ends up falling asleep, and in the morning tells his girlfriend about what he saw in the window. she starts freaking out and barricades the door, when he asks her whats wrong she says that there are no windows in the living room only picture frames.
Byobroot ยท 554 points ยท Posted at 14:23:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
One night I read the whole post about Ted the Caver. I was working a 12-4am and nothing was really happening in the lobby. I was so engrossed that I forgot to check people in. I know it has been proven false, but if I think of it, I always get a weird feeling in my throat. Ted the Caver is creepy as hell and caving now terrifies me.
I'm always happy to hear people reference the Danielewskis. I absolutely fell in love with the Poe album Haunted (that I picked up for no good reason other than the cover art was pretty) in my late teens. I picked up House of Leaves in my early 20s because a friend of a friend was going on about wanting to read it because it gives people nightmares.
Nearly two years later I discovered the two are brother and sister, that parts of Haunted were made with sampled recordings of their father, and I finally understood the reference behind 5 1/2 Minute Hallway.
Both creations rank in my top 10 favorite belongings and they've both become so much more meaningful over the years as I learned more about how and why they were made.
Weirdly similar experience-- listened to Haunted a lot as a teen, read House of Leaves towards the beginning of university. I didn't make the connection until I hit the part in the book that's used in the remixed Hey Pretty.
I'd listened to that song so many times back when my shitty mp3 player could only hold maybe 15 songs. Suddenly coming across those familiar words was startling and eerie in the best way.
Is The Langoliers worth reading? I caught the shitty film version once when I was young and the whole concept of it really stuck with me despite the cheesy animation. I've always wondered if I should try reading it.
I was young and caught it in the middle, so I guess I don't really know. I always categorized it in my mind as shitty simply because the special effects were so bad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:45 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You might like "Voluntary Committal" from Joe Hill's collection of short stories, 20th Century Ghosts.
I read it and thought it was excellent.It took a while for me to finish because I have a lot going on in life,but in my opinion,it's better in small doses anyway.
Trondar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read it at least 3 times now. My favorite book I've ever read.
Jaereth ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:36:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you read the updates page? or the livejournal or blogspot pages? there's a lot more to the story than just Mark.
Finnbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I read all of it, but what happened to andrew and what did Eric and cam go through. I liked it but what did they go through.
Are you sure you read it all and followed all the links?When you get to the last page and it says "home" there is a link that says "updates" and you have to click it to continue the story by following all the other links.
I looked up Jack Parsons and Jared Lewis. Quite an interesting array of people. The first two results on Jared Lewis are an assistant professor of Chemistry at the University of Chicago whose picture looks creepy as fuck and a... construction business? I looked very carefully around the website, for this would be a strange coincidence if it wasn't related to the story, but it looks like a completely normal small home construction and remodeling company.
It never ends. The blogs and AIM Chats,etc are supplemental.The people in the story are specific victims,but there were victims before them and there will be after."Dionaea Muscipula" is the scientific name for the venus fly trap.
The house is sentient and emits a pleasant scent in order to lure it's victims.The horror comes from knowing that the house is evil and has a conscious agenda,one that we will probably never comprehend and will never end.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn it, the blog entries stop! I want to read more!
Mechdra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine there is probably a whole site that revolves around this stuff. I am in the same boat as you, so if I find anything I'll add it, but believe me I want to know more too.
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I stumbled upon it one cold,rainy winter afternoon and read it straight through and was amazed.The way he writes is just so engaging and poetic,it creepy but also beautiful.The ending blew me away and still haunts me.
If it does get made into a movie,I hope they don't fuck the story up and make it all "commercial-like".I hope they maintain the essence of the story.For me though,part of what made it so creepy and effective was that I was reading it chapter by chapter,like it was unfolding and that lent something to the overall story and atmosphere.I am not sure how well it would translate to the big screen.
You're welcome!Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
In my opinion,all urban legends are essentially creepypastas.They are just different in the way they are delivered,how many people contributed and how far of a scope they have.
When you consider how the person writing a creepypasta gets their inspiration,then you will realize that they are affected by their life experience and that no story really exists that is not somehow colored by outside influences.
I am a writer and though I have my own voice,countless people,places and things influence my writing and my stories.No urban legend or creepypasta is created in a vacuum.
That's how I feel when a story affects me.I want more!
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
I'm a woman,just so you know.Although,I have no real objection to "dude" in general.I use it myself generically.
There are good stories on /r/nosleep,but /u/1000vultures story is the best I've read so far.I read it one rainy winter afternoon and just enjoyed the fuck out of it.
I am an SCP fan,too.Have you ever watched any of the fictional vlog series on YouTube?There is one that is ongoing right now called "The West Records".It's fiction,but the creators do not treat it as such for immersion purposes.It's very SCP-like.
It's about a guy that finds a hard drive with a bunch of videos on it and it documents an independent cameraman that gets hired by a group of people who want to check out and research what happened at a nearby military base where there was talk of military experiments that went wrong with disastrous results and a bunch of people go missing.
Forgive the run-on sentence,I'm running on no sleep.If you love SCP-type things,you would probably dig this.But please note:It is an ongoing series,it is not completed.The fictional guy that found the hard drive uploads various footage and files as he goes through the hard drive,but he is very good at updating,so it's never too long between entries.Secondly:It is a story.It has a set up and it introduces the characters and unfolds at a certain pace.It has to establish some seemingly mundane things,but later in the story,you will realize that the story is creepier/scarier for having done so because it gives you more details about their lives and events that are very relevant once shit goes down.There is a definite pay-off.
You're welcome! If you enjoyed TTC, I think you'll be creeped out by/enjoy this โโฟโผ
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:36:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read the entire thing until 'it ends here' and not the chronicle part.. I thought this was some creepy short story, but it doesn't really have an end?
The farthest I got was to the homeless woman's story, and there is a Jared Lewis Construction company, but it seems completely normal to me. I said more above about what I found googling names in the story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read the background about the guy and looked up an interview with him and it turns it just ends like it does on that page.
If you did,indeed,read the entire story and you followed all the supplemental links and did not find it creepy,then the only response I can give you is to say that horror and humor are very subjective and not all stories will speak to all people.Like I told someone else--sometimes our expectations are not met and we will be disappointed.
This is a fact of life and unavoidable.I have experience it many times and it sucks.I understand.
You're welcome!Here's another linkage: A redditor wrote it for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright it's 5 am here, my bedtime, I'm gonna give it a read!
Glad you enjoyed it! I was really creeped out the first time I read it.Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I've been looking for this story for years! I read it right after Ted the Caver so damn long ago and child never remember the name, only that it began with a D. Thanks!
You're welcome.I've had similar things happen to me and am always glad when someone mentions something that leads me back to it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please help me to understand this story? I read the whole thing but im not sure what to really make of it. Is the story that there is an entity that likes to pose as a house to consume people? Sending out letters and email and fake reports to try and ensnare estranged friends and family in a web of intrigue to lure them into the house?
All this seemed to point towards some kind of evil in one house but then suddenly he finds the exact same house in another location...and at the end someone gets a letter containing an article that human remains were found on the street and they respond saying they'll not fall for the trap?
"Dionaea muscipula" is the scientific name for the venus fly trap.Once you know that,it should all be clear.The house emits a pleasant smell to lure you in.There is no "entity".The house itself is sentient.
The various things that you read from different sources are all from people documenting what occurred.
Hey, I just wanted to thank you for posting this. I just got done reading about this, following all the links and all that. It is very interesting, and all very new to me, this is the first thing I have have ever read about this urban legend. If I get the spare coin and remember this, I'll gift you some gold.
Wow,you're welcome.Gifting me gold is not necessary.My reward is knowing that someone else was entertained by a story that spoke to me and that entertained me.
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter.
If you read it,let me know what you think. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
Sorry for the late reply... Life tends to happen sometimes and it just gets in the way of things. I really liked the stories, they had all the makings of a great story. One of my favorite aspects was the narrative fidelity, too few scary stories (published or not) just don't have it, but this one was spot on. Thanks for the recommendation, it was a really good read.
I am guilty of the same thing,so no worries. Life happens =)
I agree with what you said about the story.I am a writer and one of the things I do is take copious notes about my thoughts,feelings,characters,and plots before and during the process because I do not like a poor narrative. I can be forgiving here and there to an extent,but it is probably one of the main things that hinder me and hold me back because I am somewhat of a perfectionist.
So,when I happen upon a story that flows like this one and maintains its foundation, I am really impressed and moved.
Ok, now I have to pick your brain a bit, don't feel obligated to answer, but if your willing I have a couple of questions. Right now I am majoring in English and Communication, and I will get a masters in Education. So I am not trying to become a career author, but I do want to write a little on the side. Do you have any advice for making decent stories. I know I have to understand the mechanics of a good novel and practice... I guess what I am getting at is there something that you learned from your experience that no one taught you that you are willing to pass down?
Is it ok if I PM you? I feel that we have moved into territory that should be private and also not feel like I've hijacked the thread.
Today is my birthday, I am about to leave to celebrate with my family and friends, so I want you to know that I have every intention of replying to you at length,but it will not be tonight.
You're welcome!Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A redditor wrote it for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
Are you sure you read all the links?Tell me how it ended,because some people miss a link or the ending sometimes.
If it turns out you did read it all and didn't enjoy it,all I can say about that is horror,like humor,is subjective.Not all things speak to all people.I know how it feels because it happens to me,too when something does not live up to my expectation.
Thank you for linking that, it was fantastic! I'm just sad that there really is no ending, just loose ends. Maybe that's that point: we're not supposed to know the whole truth
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am not always a big fan of ambiguous endings,but I feel it works here because the house is a giant venus fly trap that is sentient.It will never end....There will always be more victims....
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
Here is some more shit to keep you up at night: /r/letsnotmeet has some awesome and creepy/horrifying stories,too.My all time favorite is "The Bridge".
OP tells a story about he and his friends checking out this bridge and what happens there,and when folks read it,they want more from OP and pics of what he described and,unlike far too many OP's on reddit,THIS OP DELIVERS BIG TIME เฒ โเฒ
Ha ha! I know that feel.I hate "screamers" and I never post them.A good jump scare is fine,but I love the slow burn and the allure of a well-told story.
Retro21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:44 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man that was awesome stuff! Thanks for that, best I've seen in this thread.
I reckon this is the Jack Parsons talked about at the end?
No problem.But,for further reference,individual comments can be saved now.They implemented that feature not long ago.Don't know why they didn't have it to begin with :/
Yes,I read it and thought it was excellent.I am a huge fan of Lovecraft and one of my favorite stories by him is "The Dreams in the Witch-House".The witch and Brown Jenkin are scary enough in and of themselves,but the fact that the geometry of the room/house is just wrong adds another dimension to the horror and creepiness.
I live in the woods and am a night owl.I hear many things at night that add to whatever nightmare fuel I may be consuming at the moment.Always good for a jumpscare or two.
Ted the Caver is one of my favorites. I love it when a scary story has photos that aren't scary in themselves, but lend credence to the story by making it seem true.
effa94 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead and explore! There's plenty of creepy around caves. Mammoth cave has the TB huts, which are freaky as shit, not to mention at LEAST one dead body that's out of sight, but right along a popular touring area. Cumberland caverns has freaky stories about false floors and a meatgrinder passageway. Every cave has freaky stories. If you explore one yourself, you get to make it up. That's the best part!
Caves are terrifying and wonderful places. I've been on trips with friends where they go on to scout a passage and all I can hear is scraping, scratching and the occassional loud thud.
If you like the idea of being scared by caves, look into a man named Floyd Collins. Specifically the book Trapped!
Doctors used to Believe that the cold, damp climate that caves provided was good treatment for tuberculosis patients. Many sick people were forced to live in mammoth cave to help remedy there disease. Tl;dr TB = tuberculosis.
I think it's somewhere along the grand avenue tour. I honestly don't remember if they had an ID on it or not, it used to be on display as a curiosity, but was taken down and replaced out of sight after it was made illegal to display human remains in any national park or some such. The park rangers or tour guides would know more than me. I just happened to spend most oft weekends on cave tours one year.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't so much proven false as much as the author has said specifically that he wrote is as a story and never intended for it to be passed off as true. The pictures are from a real caving expedition he did, but the noises were positively attributed to a highway above the cave.
I remember reading that! Still one of my favorite stories. If you don't want the story ruined stop reading here:
The author of ted the caver came out and said that it was all of the supernatural stuff was false. He claims that he and his buddy did actually break a hole open in a wall and explore some virgin cave, but says that nothing scary happened.
Read that story in the middle of a lecture and despite being surrounded by so many people I still felt nervous as fuck. It was really well written, it's just there wasn't any way to end it other than leaving it on a cliff hanger. But the tension and build up is where the story really shines.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I miss the days of the internet when this story didn't immediately turn up in Creepypasta wikis and repositories and instead had at least an air of, "homegrown," authenticity to it. That being said, I still really enjoy it.
flowgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
one of my favorite internet reads of all time.
Szolkir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the first time I read Ted the Caver, it took me in hook, line and sinker until I looked around the 'net to see if it was real or not-to make myself less scared.
Yeah Ted the Caver and the movie The Descent are both great (as a lover of horror films The Descent is one of my all-time favorites)-- but (partly) because of those stories I am now legit scared of ever going into a cave.
unnoved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man Ted the caver is so well written. I was focused the entire time. I love horror stories about caves and the fact that he left out whatever it was that was in that cave makes it that much better.
EdVolpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should read house of leaves. It's like in a similar vein and also fifty times crazier. One of the most rewarding reading experiences I've had and I read a bunch.
I press my back to the wall, but who says spirits can't fit between, like a shadow?
(I'm normally not superstitious, but that feeling is just SO CREEPY)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen enough horror movies to know that the bad guy ALWAYS knows when you are against a wall and breaks his hand through the wall to grab you by the throat. Or you know, shove a knife through the back of your head.
So I broke my ankle about 10 months ago, in 3 places, leading to surgery and a plate and screws. I have very limited range of motion. What does that have to do with your comment?
I feel so crazy but my bathroom is up the other end of a big daunting hallway as me with 1 room further up than it. So whenever I exit the bathroom heading back to my room at the early hours of the morning I find myself in nearly a full blown sprint without realizing it because of that room that is now behind me. I'm a pretty dainty little thing, I impress myself with how fast I move when I'm being superstitious.
I don't want my wife to know I'm scared of the under-bed, so I always pretend I'm doing some kind of high dive in the olympics and give some commentary about the amazing triple double half twist swan dive I'm about to do.
She's starting to get annoyed, so I've gotta come up with something else that lets me bound over the edges of the bed before something gets me...
I did once move the dirty clothes hamper (one of the short square ones) to the side of the bed and just stepped over that to get into bed, but she always moves it back..... I think I may have just realized my wife might be in on getting me dragged under the bed by an evil clown.
Dude, why don't you just build some drawers under your bed? Or store old stuff under the bed? I've got all sorts of old crap stored under my bed.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:37:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's hilarious. How long have you been doing that?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:01:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D:
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've tried many times to help out the clown under my bed but my husband won't fall for my traps. His first technique was impressive olympic diving into bed. But I will only let that work for a short while. He needs to be dragged under. So he can see the light.
It happened to me a few months ago. I was home alone when my husband was out at work. I had just gotten out of the shower and was heading to bed. I stalled before getting into bed and checked underneath. That's when I saw him. His eyes were completely black and his face pale white. He had fuzzy red hair. He grabbed my legs causing me to topple over. I hit the floor hard and then was dragged underneath the bed. My head hurt from the fall. The clown sunk his claws into my back scrapping along causing deep wounds. I begged him to stop and let me go. Saying that I would do anything to make him stop. The clown paused for a second before replying.
"anything?" his voice was cold and harsh.
"yes anything." I cried out.
"Bring me your husband instead!" He bellowed.
"what do you mean." I replied.
"Make him come under the bed!" Then I woke up the message still clear in my mind. I constantly fear what is underneath the bed and in an attempt to save myself I have to force my husband under the bed.
One day he will make a mistake and end up meeting the clown underneath our bed.
Always terrified me, as soon as I moved in with my girlfriend I suggested a captains bed(the one with drawers of the bottom), I let my hands and feet dangle like no other now!
-NAhL- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:26:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still can't sleep with my feet outside of the covers. If I'm sleeping with no covers, I'm fine, but if I'm under the covers, feet have to be in too. I'm 6'3 and if I lay on my stomach my feet hang off the edge of even my queen sized bed. I always tuck my legs up so they don't do that. 32 years old and this is still a nightly fucking occurrence.
I am so pleased I'm not the only one who won't let any body part over the side of the bed. I also keep my feet covered in case a monster wants to eat my feet. Blanket over feet = monster kryptonite.
When I was six I watched this documentary on PBS on trolls (WHY my mother let me watch this, I have no idea) and there was one who would grab the hands on children if they were out on top of the covers and no matter how hard the children struggled, the troll wouldn't let go.
But it was okay, because the troll was gifting them with musical abilities. I haven't slept with my hands out from under my covers in twenty years.
I read this Stephan King interview in high school when I was super into his books. Since then, I make sure all limbs are fully on the bed and wrapped in blanket. Here's an excerpt of King describing his greatest fear:
"At night, when I go to bed, I still am at pains to be sure that my legs are under the blankets after the lights go out. I'm not a child anymore but... I don't like to sleep with one leg sticking out. Because if a cool hand ever reached out from under the bed and grasped my ankle, I might scream. Yes, I might scream to wake the dead."
My bed has 3 drawers under it that makes my bed double as a dresser, so I think I'm safe. Even so, no hand or foot shall dangle off the bed, except my feet because I'm too tall for my bed. :(
Soo.....if I were to dangle my penis off the edge what would happen?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time (shitty short story)
A few houses down from mine when I was a kid there was a house filled with a family of Mexicans, somebody broke into the house and started to tickle the daughters foot. He got away and ever since then I keep my feet under covers at all times.
one time I let my foot dangle out of my bed and that night I entered into sleep paralyisis, I used to enter into it alot along with several other reccuring nightmares but eventually I learned to lucid dream and killed all the monsters in my dreams except the one in this story, and this time the aperation or hallucination that I saw was a old lady standing at the foot of my bed it told me it was my great grand mother, by all acounts a sweat old lady immigrant from Romania who died before I was born, but it felt like it was evil and I knew it was lying it then reached out and put it's hand on my foot the cold of it's hand was enough to jar me out of my immobilized state and I bolted up right getting ready for a fight but it was gone.
This happened a few years ago and in my sleep paralysis since then I don't see the old hag but the most recent time I must have entered rem sleep in a bad position because I couldn't breath and was desperately trying to move while feeling my body run out of air... who ever said dying in your sleep was peaceful was wrong.
my fiance also suffers from occasional sleep paralysis.
He was going in to a surgical procedure and was afraid it would fuck with stuff while he was under. I read him some of this wikipedia page and it explained a lot.
I know lolwikipedia but the page is really informative.
yeah it does have a lot of good information that is what I found when I released it wasn't another one of my recurring nightmares I also found that relaxing into it instead of fighting it helps. I find it really interesting and it is probably linked to my anxiety which is why relaxing helps me.
I don't allow my feet to go uncovered in bed ever!
When I was in grade school a older kid told me that if you left you feet uncovered or without socks a old woman with a pail and a knife will come cut your toes off.
mixotec ยท 377 points ยท Posted at 15:12:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I first heard ended with the dog in the closet, without that line. It was a great ending, and to child-me it was genuinely scary (and possibly the reason why I still won't dangle any part of my body over the side of the bed).
Then later I heard someone tell it with the "humans can lick too" ending, and it ruined the impact. It's so much more effective if you leave that realisation to the imagination of the listener.
Plus it becomes less realistic and therefore less scary when you add the dead dog and the writing. Subtly is much more frightening when it comes to these types of stories.
I always heard it as, "dogs aren't the only thing that can lick" which freaked me out more because it still left it up to my imagination coming up with some monster hybrid with a disgustingly long tongue.
I agree the humans line definitely ruins it, takes all the fun out of imagining.
The one I heard had a cop telling her that humans can lick too, after she mentions her dog... Not it being written in blood on the mirror as if the murderer was sitting and waiting for her to ask herself the question.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:18:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I've heard this one, and the cops go up the stairs with the guns drawn. I like this ending, probably because it adds a degree of realism.
Though I had never heard of that story, I don't let my limbs dangle off the bed...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the version I heard, the story just ends with "and then the licking began". No one says anything. Even "dogs aren't the only things that can lick" TOTALLY ruins the story's impact.
I heard it with the "humans can lick too" line, but I was too young to get it at first. That was the only horror story to legitimately terrify me for days.
Dr_SnM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you heard the Hollywood version. I hate it when people feel the need to explain away ambiguity. Ambiguity is the device!
The version I'm familiar with is not with a human, but the Jersey Devil. I agree that "Humans can lick too" is kind of lame as far as impacting the listener, but I think the subtle change to "The Jersey Devil can lick hands too" has a different effect as a result of the changed sentence flow when spoken aloud as in reciting a scary story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's strange. I've only heard this once at a 4th grade sleepover by my friend's mom. I've never heard this anywhere again until now. It's strangely nostalgic. Anyway, the ending version she told us was with the dog hung in the shower by the shower head with it's blood writing out "humans can lick too" on the shower wall.
I like the ending "dogs aren't the only thing that licks."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My experience is almost exactly like yours, which is great to think about. As a child I heard it told the same way (shower head instead of closet) and it was phenomenal. Then later in life it was ruined by the almost "facebook chain mail" ending.
zeert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The most ridiculous retelling of this tale I heard was when the kid had a SEEING EYE DOG because she was blind... and then the story ended with the writing on the mirror. Like... really? She's blind.
I haven't read the story but I'm assuming that something bad happens to dangling-over-the-bed appendeges?
Well fuck you man, I'm 6'6 in a single bed and now my mind is wandering to all sorts of dark places.
SammyLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also heard the closet version, from my mom! The bathroom scene ruins it. She just opens the closet, pulls the light cord (I always imagine this as an older house with a pull string light) and sees the dog dead, dripping blood. The End.
I agree with you; the imagination is much more exciting. Also the way that I first heard it and tell it to this day is with her finding the dog's slashed body in her bathtub the following morning.
Last night I turned all the lights off to go to bed, and then standing outside my bedroom door I heard the tap in the kitchen dripping. I chose to ignore it.
Yeah, I realized that later. Apparently I had always read it wrong because I figured Siberia was too cold for pigs or something. It made sense at the time.
Dude get your panties out of that knot, it's in the first chapter and it's played for humor value. And the first chapter is the prologue that was released to the public years before the book came out. Literally like 9 years ago.
Yeah, I remember hearing this story every October as a child.
ciny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that an urban legend or a creepypasta?
what's the difference?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:33:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My little sister wouldn't go to the bathroom alone or sleep alone for literally weeks after hearing this story when she was about 8. My mom was super pissed at my buddy that told her the story.
I am a 58 year old grandma who heard a licking hand story when I was ten. For 48 years, I have not been able to hang my hand or foot off of the bed and I even have 4 barking dogs. No way, "it" could have killed my dogs.
This one is good, even I'm from Asia and has less
relation to western scary story however this urban legend was seriously spooky.. Who has the story anyway?
This one. This one. This story still makes me pee pee a little. In that panicked childish sorta "oh no mom is gone from my sight and I will die any second" way.
k_wett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES! My dad told us this one on a camping trip and every time I think of it, I always remember:
"Humans can lick hands too"
caLAX13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a field trip at the exploratorium in 5th grade my friend told me this storyโฆ. exploratorium ruined.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stories like those used to terrify me, so now I have a bed that doesn't have a bottom to hide under. Now they have little effect on me. :)
I didn't have my parents check for monsters when I was a kid, I had them check for the guy from this story. To this day just seeing the title "The Licked Hand" sends chills up my spine.
when i was younger my friend showed me this and claimed it as a story he wrote. i had little knowledge of the internet or creepypastas and believed him for years. zach you're a bastard
quior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See the thing that always got me, is even a small dog's tongue is noticeably different from a human's. And if it was a big dog? No way they wouldn't notice something off. Dog tongues are long and thin and sort of pull when they lick. Human's tongues are short and fat and have a different texture and don't stick like dog tongues can.
I just don't know how plausible that story really is when you get down to it. Whatever, I guess she was tired.
Yeaah but really, you can always tell the difference between a dude's tongue and a dog's.
Source: expert on getting blowjobs from men and animals
anumati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, we had a ferret. She liked to hang out under the bed. She also thought bare toes or dangling hands were the enemy. Everyone jumped into bed.
This one has always been one of my big fears. I too never let a foot or hand dangle off the bed but when you sleep you can't really control where your hands go. One night I must have put my hand out of the covers and over the edge because I felt something "bite" my hand. Scared the shit out of me and I started screaming and crying and jumped to the middle of my bed. Took my husband a good 20 to 30 minutes to calm me down. We THINK it was probably one of our cats who came in for a pet. They have a habit of rubbing on you and sometimes scraping you with a tooth.
Some of my players may or may not be going up against a few of these in a D&D game. Researching what the fuck a wendigo was creeped me out for a day or two.
I'm reading Rise of the Runelords right now to run a group through starting this month. Wendigo is a random encounter in Hook Mountain. I might just force that encounter on them. Holy fuck
edit: maybe just have it fuck with them, reading the stat block makes that a very end-game encounter
Magoran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:49:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A wendigo will fucking kill a party with no issue if you don't fudge its actions.
added the edit. that's just too cool of a scenario to pass up. lower the DC of that horrible curse, don't actually let anyone die, involve some note-passing, etc
should be creepy, especially since the party thinks their all badasses by that point
Magoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah unless they're all level 20 (which, looking at my RotRL book and seeing that Hook Mountain is part 3 of 5, is incredibly unlikely) that encounter will be incredibly difficult. I definitely agree with making it exciting without just wiping the party. Put a little fear of God/GM into them.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You motherfucker, holy shit... Yes it was your story. You have an amazing talent, I've read it once because it was terrifying. And I only needed to read it once for it to stick it was so well written. But nonetheless I despise you for instilling such a fear.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely my favorite monster, I just wish there was more than just the articles and stuff though. The only story I've read that had a wendigo is Pet Sematary, and it didn't really do anything.
The one where the maid in the hotel uses your toothbrush. To clean. Her rectum. Except you don't know it until you have your vacation photos developed.
I hide my toothbrush when I leave the hotel room. Every time. Every hotel.
Also I try to not leave a hotel room too messy, because I think the key part of the legend is that the guests trashed the room. Whatever. Still hide the brush.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I mean I tip every morning by leaving money on the bed. They seem grateful -- the room seems neater than the first night when they had not been tipped perhaps by the previous guest.
Someone hiding in my back seat or under my car, waiting to kidnap and/or kill me.
[deleted] ยท 947 points ยท Posted at 13:35:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or cut your Achilles tendon when you go to get into your car.
RayBoogs ยท 1032 points ยท Posted at 13:51:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just the fear of someone cutting my Achillies tendon is enough for me. You don't need to add the "hiding in the car" part!
[deleted] ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 14:43:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it happen once. I was like 13 and sitting in the lobby at the beach reading a Star Wars book. This group of drunk 20 year olds come in. "Holy sit Dave your bleeding." says one if the guys.
Dave stood in a puddle of blood. Cut his AT some how. He refused to get an ambulance, so they got back in the cab and went to the hospital.
Have you ever seen Hostel? There's a scene where a guys tries to walk after his has been cut and it's zoomed in on the back of his ankle......... Good god its a thing of nightmares.
I can handle almost any scary movie gore scene, but I cannot handle watching someone have their Achilles' tendon severed, especially when it's through a grated floor like in House of Wax.
Jesus, that was a terrible movie, but that scene I still have pretty damn well burned into my brain close to a decade later. I hadn't ever had that fear before then, but now....ugh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That part in Kill Bill when she cuts open Buck's AT? [Shudders] Actually, a lot of things she does freak me out, like what she does to Sophie and Elle.
That's happened at a mall about 40 minutes away from where I live. I guess the dude was hiding under cars and would cut women's achilles heel so they couldn't run away.
My friend's cousin was also almost kidnapped there as she was walking to her car after her closing shift. That isn't the nicest mall in the Chicagoland area...
Yeah. Rockford is one scary place, man. It was the cherry valley/cherryvale mall.
The guys like pulled up to her car as she was getting in and were trying to pull her into their car. Luckily a random biker saw the commotion and came over to help. They sped off when they saw him coming. After that all female workers had to be escorted out by security to their cars at night.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:56:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone should manufacture boots that are like "steel-toed", but have a little kevlar patch on the back on the ankle to prevent Achilles slicing.
kanst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:21:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the show Hannibal, one of the episodes had a killer that hid under a bed and then cut someones achilles.
It was a whole new fear I hadn't even thought about. Now when I get home from work I have to take a quick look to make sure no one is hiding under there waiting.
Beignet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wait who did this to whom? I really enjoyed Hannibal and I'm surprised I can't remember this.
kanst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This, but when you step out of bed. Child's Play 3 made me jump in and out of bed for years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was the only one! Sometimes I leap into my truck and slam the door really quick, so that any possible Achilles' tendon slicers will be unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Lington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hostel. Never again.
dg6ty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in a car accident just under a year ago and my Achilles' tendon got sliced in the wreck by a meat cleaver that happened to be underneath the seat.
mdog95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually thought about this getting into my car last night, outside of the mall. The legend is a woman gets told she needs to buy hiking boots or old rotten sneakers because there is a gang of dudes with foot fetishes who will cut a woman's ankle and take her shoes especially if they're nice.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I pulled into a McD's carpark once, about 10pm, look to my left, there's a clown sitting in a clapped out car stuffing fries into his face just like it was something normal to do.
You have 1.7 million comment karma, and 34k link karma. Do you ever have a day when you wake up, look in the mirror, and think "I'm a total badass. This is the day I become u/-vargas-, and rebuild my empire"?
Aniquin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:54:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God Dammit Vargas...
LTJC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit Vargas...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:14:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
If that happened, I'd drive as fast as I could into the nearest tree/wall/overpass I could find. FUCK clowns, if I'm gonna get murdered I'm taking that fucker with me.
Diemac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slam the brakes. Let that fucker hit face first on the dashboard.
When he flies between the seats bite the shit out of his neck.
atacms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I usually do a sweep before I start driving and check under my car for anything out of the ordinary.
I literally almost have zero reason to I'm nobody particularly important but I feel one day it's going to save me.
twr243 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a nightmare like this once. Im terrified of clowns, cant stand them. When I had this dream it was the same scenario. Driving down the road at night look in the mirror and there is a fucking clown. Not some circus clown, but the most evil looking closn you can imagine. As soon as I saw it I screamed out and woke up freaking out. Scared the shit out of my wife and couldnt go to sleep for hours afterwards.
Ok, I'll tell this story that happened to me. Nobody believes me but I swear on my nuts it's true.
One day at work I just randomly decided to leave 2 hours early. Everybody else was either playing their computer games or at a meeting so I didn't see a problem with it. Keep in mind this was around 3:00 in the afternoon.
I was driving down the interstate while listening to music with the volume pretty high. Suddenly I hear laughter. It was strange to me since I've heard that particular song hundreds of times and not once have I heard laughter as part of the song. I turn the volume down so see if I'd hear it again but I heard nothing.
I glance in my rear view mirror to switch lanes and I see a little girl in a white dress sitting in the back seat. I turn my head to see who it was and nothing was there. It dawned on me that I don't have a back seat. I was driving my '96 Chevy S10 pickup.
(the image above isn't my truck, it's a Google image of the same make and model)
If the clown is targeting you he could get a spare key from a dealer ship. If you have a blanket in the back seat make sure you put it in the floor. Then if it is dark and it spread across the seats, you have a clown.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be more terrified to wake up in the back seat of a car that someone is now panicking in!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, I thought I was the only one. I have a CRV and keep blankets in the back for winter. Sometimes I'll check to see if they resemble a murderer. They usually don't. they usually look like blankets. But every now and then...
Clowns have steadily climbed and almost dominated the list of stereotypical "pop phobias" that are typically indigenous to the "like, so raaaandumb!" sentiments of 12-16 year old girls attempting to find comraderie through the fellowship of obviously dislikable things ...or "fears". When the curtain is pulled back, I guarantee no one who isn't mentally ill should be met with terror with any clown you normally find in the wild. Annoying, feeble, and slightly odd (adjectives like "creepy would be entirely based on said clowns conduct, which is completely subjective) are logical descriptions of a real clown you may encounter. Thus far there is no viable means for a career clown to be commanding of fear... Unless you find a chuckling nutfuck who has nothing more than a painted face and a circus midget's hunger for financial gain through the utilization of cartoonish buffoonery the embodiment of terror. To conclude , you may be sitting there hissing "thanks for the random clown thesis asshole!", however I implore you to consider the mental capacity of the next person you hear profess their fear of clowns... As I assure you Clowns are the painted idiots only an idiot themselves could irrationally fear.
one time in highschool my sister was being a bitch the entire week, so to get revenge i bought a child sized clown doll and when she was asleep i snuck into her room and stood it right besider her standing over her. her screams woke me up the next morning, it was glorious.
idgapho ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 13:49:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got a two-seater car and this is still one of my biggest fears. Especially because if there were someone in the back of my car they would definitely be murder close.
relax dude if someone was hiding in your trunk (which would be unrealistic b/c two seater trunks are fucking hard to fit a body in, trust me) they wouldn't have enough room to swing anything with enough force to be lethal. So realistically if someone was hiding in your trunk to kill you they'd want to use a short katana and impale you when you stop. so they can get away without you havin an accident. but it'd be really difficult to tell where your heart is from the dark of a trunk so they'd probably only end up stabbing you in the lung or somethin. You'd be fine after a quick trip to the hospital.
rareas ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:36:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check the backseat of my car when I get in it. I thought this was just good sense.
Not to freak anyone out, but definitely not paranoid. My aunt was kidnapped and raped by a man who was in the back seat of her car. She isn't sure if he got in while she was loading groceries in the trunk (it was a big SUV) or if he had gotten in when she was getting out before going into the store. Regardless, he sat behind her and held a knife to her neck and made her drive to a dirt road away from town. He raped her with the knife to her neck.
She told him that she had two children, and that she forgave him completely for what he did, but please do not murder her because her children need a mother. She just kept repeating that "I forgive you, please do not kill me, my children need me." And he let her go.
He actually turned himself in several days later and she identified him. He apparently was really shaken up by her adamant forgiveness and the guilt just wracked him. He admitted it to his sister and she encouraged him to come forward. He spent quite a while in jail, but he might be out now, I'm not sure.
So...I always check the back seats. My boyfriend's car has a neat thing where when you press the unlock button once it only unlocks the driver's door and I love it. Maybe I'm being paranoid to do so, but knowing it happened to someone so close to me is enough to make me check every time for the rest of my life.
5b3ll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:37:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, your poor aunt. What an amazingly strong lady.
Yeah, she's really great. She's still being an awesome mom and actually has a really fantastic job and is pretty well off. I don't wanna say too much to avoid losing anonymity, but she's really strong and amazing.
Then we both are. When getting into my cars, I always approached from the rear so I could peek into the back seat and back floorboards without being seen.
My last vehicle was a truck and I always checked the bed, just to be sure.
Imagine how easy it would be for that quiet person hiding behind your seat to simply slide a knife through your neck as you drive... you would be singing iggy one moment and the next you will be spraying blood like a sprinkler all over the dashboard.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I made it a habit now that whenever I get in my car at night, I will reach behind both of the front seats to make sure nobody is laying on the floor/back area.
Wow, that's really brave. I literally open all of my doors and the trunk (I drive a crossover) and look before getting in. If I had a sharp stick I would poke around with it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard about this when I was young, like 5. To this day, I still check my backseat. Fuuuuccccck that
Not even that, when I was kid I heard a story that somebody hid under someone's car so that when they were getting in they guy sliced their Achilles tendon with a knife so they fell down and the tendon slicing guy stole the car....
I see it's been mentioned already... but still... ew... oww...
Mike07P ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You probably watch a lot of tv. Heavy watchers are ten times more likely to believe they'll be the target of a violent crime.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sort of happened to me once.
Some drunk dude broke into my car and fell asleep when I was working the late shift at a sandwich shop. He was snuggled into the back seat and I barely noticed him. I politely asked him to leave and he got belligerent. Long story short, he attacked me and I thought he was armed, he tried to break into the store I worked at, and I beat the living fuck out of him on camera.
On topic: Does anyone have the story of the person who goes to the petrol station, and the attendant tries to lure them inside to warn of the person in the back of their car?
I'm scared of this but not because I'm worried that they will kidnap me/murder me. Rather its because I like to sing along to the radio in exaggerated foreign accents and it would be really embarrassing if anyone heard me.... also they might murder/kidnap me afterwords.
This happend to my cousin. She lives in a small town in the north of Mexico, everyone knows each other. So one day she gets into her car and starts driving to a friend's house, she said she had a stange feeling, but brushed it away. Anyways, as she turns to the main street, she sees a friend of hers waiting for the green light at the intersection, she waves at him and he just stares. Not a minute later she gets a phone call, she usually doesn't answer while driving, but it was from the same friend she saw at the intersection, plus the stange feeling, she decided to answer. And he said: "just answer yes or no and act natural... Is there someone else in the car with you?"
My cousin answered 'no' and her friend told her: "I'm right behind you, when you get to the intersection run out of your car and come to mine, there's someone on your backseat".
Sooooo, that's the story of how my cousin almost got murdered by a hitchhiker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing a commercial for a car whose keys had a heartbeat sensor included.
This lady was walking in an empty parking lot towards her car at night after work and as she got about 20 feet from the car the sensor went off. The car was dark on the inside and no one was around it.
Creeps me out to this day.
Lialdra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
21 years old and I literally hop into the car sometimes. What if they try to cut my Achilles tendon after I open the door?!
Not a total urban legend. It happened to my aunt; a man hid in the back seat behind the driver and held a knife to her neck when she got in. He made her drive out of town and raped her. She begged for him not to kill her because her children needed her, and she told him that she truly forgave him, but that she needed to be alive for her kids. He let her go, and actually turned himself in after a few days. Apparently he was very overcome with guilt after she told him so many times that she forgave him. He admitted it to his sister and she encouraged him to go to police.
But yeah, not exactly an urban legend if it truly happens. I absolutely always check the back seat of my car every time. It's probably being paranoid, but knowing that it happened even once to someone I know if frightening enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually was a problem for me last sunday, was driving a friend home and we hear a lighter click in my back seat. We're both paranoid motherfuckers so he's like 'check your backseat before you go bye!' and bolts outta there, I only get the courage to look back when I pass a street lamp, I watched way too much scream when I was a kid.
Fuckyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happens to my friends mom. Now it fucking terrifies me.
If you ever see someone unexpected in the back of your car, just slam on the brakes. Chances are you're wearing your seatbelt and the murderer isn't. Screech, murderer goes through the windshield, you maybe get a little whiplash.
got into my car one morning at 3am for a crappy delivery job I had. Leaned back and started reversing out of my driveway...homeless dude wakes up in my back seat mumbling jibberish. Jumped out and basically didnt care if he took my car. He got out mad that i woke up him. My car now always is parked in the garage and is triple checked it's locked.
A firmed of a friend went to a gas station to fill up. They go inside and pay and the clerk there asks if they were her alone. She says yeah and he says "don't look but someone just got in the back seat of your car". They call the cops and waited and the guy just sat in the back of the car. Cops arrest him and it turns out he was a convicted rapist.
If the clerk didn't ask her she probably would have been raped or murdered that night
So this was one of those illogical fears that began as soon as I started driving. I would check my trunk and back seat before getting into the car whenever I was going some place. I did it every time.
And then there was this one time where I didn't. I had started a drive from MA to FL and remembered I forgot something and ran back to my dorm room to grab it real quick. I was so annoyed and in such a hurry I ran into the building and back out again in about 30 secs to a minute, hopped in the car and headed back south. That's when it happened. My friend saw me fly into the parking lot and thought it would be hilarious to hide in my back seat and then pop up like a fucking jack in the box while I was driving. When I saw his big stupid head in my rear view, I didn't scream, I didn't piss my pants. Instead I made, what he described a as, long squeak that sounded like a rusty gate opening and slowly started to slouch down like I was melting into the space under the dashboard.
Once my brain registered who it was after several seconds, I was fine, and we laugh about it now. The funny thing is, I'm no longer afraid of anyone hiding in my back seat and never even check before I get into the car anymore.
100% of the time I get in to my car at night, I stick my hand in the back and wave it around to make sure no one is back there. Just thinking about the prospect of actually finding someone one of these nights makes me want to shit myself.
I was always scared of this as well... One day I went over to my X g/f's house and it had been raining so I forgot to turn off the windshield wipers on the back window of my car (toyota 4runer). about 6 hours later and finishing the newer exorcist movie that came out, I was heading to my car already creeped out, and when I turned on my car and started driving I heard the noise go off behind me, and when I looked I saw a black something moving in the back window. I slammed on my breaks soo hard that I almost wrecked. I was shaking for about half an hour on the way home.
aetchum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. The lights don't turn on in my car when you open the doors so you can't see the floorboard in the backseat. So when I get in I stab my key furiously into the abyss hoping there's no one back there.
Yep, every single time I'm at the mall I dive into the driver's seat or swear bullets if I have to stand around by the doors for any reason. I'm convinced any day now I'm getting cut!
Every time you get in your car alone, close the door and yell "Surprise, motherfucker!" Nothing will happen most times, but the one time there is someone back there, they'll be scared shitless.
I wish that was an urban legend. It isn't. It happens to people often, and I had a panic attack the other day related to it.
I went to see a movie with friends and the parking lot was full when I got there, so I had to park very far away. By the time we got out, my car was way out in the back of the parking lot, with almost no cars around, in the dark. I walked out there alone and there was a van parked next to my car. I know they say that's something people do so they can grab you quickly without anyone hearing or seeing, so I got in on the other side. I looked in my backseat to double check. Then it occurred to me that I'm supposed to look in the trunk, too. So I got out, crying, and opened my trunk while shaking. It was empty and I got back in the car and had to check the backseat all over again to make sure nothing happened while I checked the trunk. All while giving the van side eye.
I had a panic attack the whole way home because 1) that was terrifying and 2) it makes me afraid and so fucking angry that I have to do and think of these things because I'm a woman. When I got home I tried to explain to my husband that everything I did, none of it would have occurred to him as a man. But it had been ingrained in me since I was a child.
This happened to my friend's mom a year or two ago. She got in her car after working a late shift at a hospital and a dude was waiting in her backseat with a scalpel.
I wouldn't have believed it but this family always has the weirdest and most interesting stuff happen to them.
xsolv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think about this almost every time I get into my car alone at night. Even if I check the backseat beforehand, I can still spook myself thinking about someone popping up in the rearview mirror.
save unless you have an SUV, although even still, you know how obvious it would be that a human is trying to "hide" in your backseat? walk up to your car and try to not see the backseat, its harder than you think
Thank fuck I drive a Mini. Nowhere in the car to hide, nowhere under the car to hide.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I have a story about this.
I was in my school library reading a book of urban legends and there was one about a girl driving home with a truck following her. He kept flashing his high beams and pissing her off. Eventually, she gets freaked out like he's going to kill her something crazy like that. She pulls into her driveway and gets out to confront him, only to realize he was flashing his high beams every time he saw the dude in her back seat raise up to get her.
Anyways, driving home that night, car is following me doing the same thing and I'm sweating bullets. It's ten straight minutes of me trying to figure out what kung fu move I'm gonna have to bust out to subdue the assailant that is in my backseat. Turns out its just a friend showing his girlfriend at the time where I live, flashing his lights to be a dick.
Well that's not so much an urban legend as just good sense. Always check your backseat, especially if you are a woman. That's why you should have a little flashlight on your keychain.
Dude, I have a schizophrenic neighbor. That shit isn't urban legend for me. My window controls in the driver's door broke, and they just so happened to break while my window was rolled halfway down. She's climbed in my car and hid in the backseat a few times. Almost piss myself every time.
Mofeux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't worry about that one as I ride a motorcycle. Giant spider inside of my helmet when I'm going 90mph? Yep. That's the one that scares me.
A girl friend of mine had a house party with a bunch of friends, and I ended up crashing there that night. In the morning I took her small sedan to a McDonalds about two miles away to get breakfast. As I'm in line at the drive thru, I suddenly hear a rustling sound. I turn around and a kid in his late teens with tattered clothing and a dirty face rises from the back seat. I live in a relatively small town where it's hard not to know people of similar age at least indirectly, but I had no idea who he was. He was pretty discombobulated, and I aggressively began to tell him that he wasn't supposed to be there and he had to get out. My adrenaline turned me into kind of a dick in the moment, but I was obviously scared and had no idea of what his intentions may have been. I continued to confront and aggressively ask him what he was doing there, who he was, and to get the fuck out, but he wouldn't respond to me, nor leave. After a long 30-45 seconds or so, he finally opened the door and walked away (toward the cemetery across from the McDonalds). He didn't speak. He breathed heavily and grunted softly. The car was locked when I entered it, so I still don't know how he got in there. He was probably just a drunk kid who walked by the party late the night before, blacked out, and got through an unlocked back door, but I fucking swear it was as if he was dropped there from somewhere far away.
Not to kill the vibe, but my friend was raped by a man hiding in her backseat when she stopped at a gas station on her way home from college. Check your car people.
I don't think there's a killer, but sometimes I talk to myself while driving, and I'm always afraid a homeless person has snuck into the backseat, and is listening to me ramble and talk to myself. What's really stupid is I get nervous the imaginary hobo would think I was crazy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In college, a roommate of mine drove what, to me, was a very distinctive car. A brown buick or something with a rear passenger side window that would not roll back up if you rolled it down. One day I was out running errands or something and I saw his car parked in front of Barnes and Noble. The window was down. Heh, someone must have rolled it down and he hadn't gotten to fix it yet. Interesting that he was at Barnes and Noble though, didn't peg him for a book reader. So I have the hilarious idea of crawling in and waiting in the back seat to scare the shit out of him. As I walk up to the car, something (survival instinct?) tells me "Eh, probably not worth it." and I decide not to. When I get back to our apartment, there's his car. The one at the store wasn't his.
I reflected on this... What if I had gotten in? What if I had been in the back of some stranger's car when they got in? What the fuck would I do? Quietly whisper "Um, scuse me ma'am... uh..." from underneath the shit in the back? Wait for the car to come to a stop and try to just quickly tear the hell out of the car and across whatever street we were on? There's just no winning there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See now this is why I ALWAYS look in my back seat before getting in my car.
Choam ยท 2270 points ยท Posted at 13:27:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I wrote and directed that! The Goatman Story is without a doubt the creepiest story I've ever read. I believe the film is true to the story while also introducing new creepy material that I think you guys will like! The short film will be posted on Reddit sometime early September!
Edit: Thank you for all the great feedback! I can't wait to show you guys the final product! You can be up to date with the "Weirdo" on either our Vimeo Channel or at https://www.facebook.com/weirdofilm
Thanks again! I'll leave you with a still from the film! http://imgur.com/4CBbJRv
This is such an awesome story but I absolutely hate you for giving me a visual image of the story. It's even more terrifying now. What's the name of that song? It's very unnerving.
Make sure to post about it when it comes out! I remember you posting about making this movie a while ago and I've actually been dying to watch it since it was first mentioned. I'm so happy that it's coming along and going well. Keep up the great work!
That was actually another person. Someone brought to my attention that another goatman film was in the works while we were filming. Though they haven't updated anything for months so we figured they dropped it.
Dude great job with the trailer! I see the scenes and they are basically exactly how I pictured it when reading it! I'm excited and scared to see it :)
I just want to say that the song in that trailer is fucking creeping me out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that looks scary as FUCK. I thought my thirst for horror movies was cured from "The Conjuring" but you may have reignited it.
Edit: a word
Lane95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you nothing but the best. As someone who has also wanted to make the story into a movie but doesn't have the resources or money I'm really pulling for you.
Definitely a stepping stone. I'm 20 years old and I've been making a few no budget short films for a couple of years. This is the most exposure any of my films has ever had.
Got the worst chills! Really looking forward to watching it. Thank you!
ruobrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills watching that trailer. Most horror/thrillers don't do anything for me but low budget stuff like this always makes it feel a lot more real.
Nice work!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate scary movies but I really want to see this! Can't wait! Well done with the trailer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The trailer seems word for word to the creepy-as-fuck story I read here.
Great work btw.
Ooooh I really want to see it! Excelent trailer too. If you can, please tag me I really want to see this so bad but chances are I would miss the posting and not even see it so PLEEEAAASE tag me. Or PM me.
You should do an AMA. I just wanna ask did you reverse the races? I was under the impression they were all black aside from Tanner. I guess it probably is easier to find white people since there are more in America.
dtg108 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:56:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OP pls
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:06:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wrote a goatman adaption I was going to film next summer.
The movie looks very promising and all, but god I hate how that trailer filled the horror moving camping, quick-exposition trope of "Wow, all alone and no parents!"
Ah I'm not complaining. I was more in awe of how you just showed up and found it like you were called or can tell through the internet when someone is talking about your film
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:38:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weren't almost all of the characters in the story black? Why are they all white in the movie?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, who's that creepy dude behind you with his back to the camera? Was he there the whole time??
(Seriously, looking forward to when you post this on reddit!)
[deleted] ยท 874 points ยท Posted at 17:18:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine this could be an incredible psychological thriller if you had the Goatman constantly showing up in the group as someone, but used camera tricks and misdirection to ensure the audience's first watch wouldn't notice the person constantly missing...then at the end, do a reveal from a different perspective to see the Goatman slipping in and out the whole time...man.
I've always thought this would make a really good horror if you made it a group retreat for people with Facial Blindness instead of supernatural events.
You know, you could use one male and one female actor/actress, and it'd be hell to keep the characters apart except for clothes/hair/actions. The killer could change clothes and could even be a male/female pair.
You could easily just have an "extra" that is in throughout the movie. A person you would dismiss as a background character. Only to realize at the end they are the main character. Then rewatching it you would realize "holy shit, he was there the whole time!"
Wvlf_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, like occasionally the shot would be from the perspective of what was presumably the narrator, but it actually turns out to be the Goat Man!
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:01:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We need go give this pasta to to Scott Dericksson (sinister) or David Fincher (Seven)!
Kinda like how there are extras in movies and then at the end they go through the footage for some reason and they notice these people that were never part of there group
I'd have a fun time with this. Those characters that aren't really there are my specialty. Just from simple observation you can figure it out, cause it was never meant to be hard to find in the first place. Figured out the guy's friend in A Beautiful Mind wasn't real because no one was interacting with him. Little details like that make solving the mystery so much more fun.
j6sh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be a great movie. I'd watch the fuck out of that.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An amateur film maker is actually making a film adaptation to the Goatman story.
You just made me fall In love with this idea, that's the problem with most horrors nowadays, they think gore will make things scary, we need a truly psychological thriller in the way you described would be perfect!
Le4per ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The original 80's The Thing with Kurt Russell is perfect for this.
MrMrUm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would be the first way to do it really. The other way is to make only 2 out of that group of 11 the main characters, focusing only on them and giving the rest just general dialogue that doesnt give any insight into personality to the point where theyre almost extras. And then slip the Goatman in at various points in inconspicuous shots as a single character to give the audience a chance to guess who it is but change the wardrobe up so you have to really be watching closely to figure it out. That'd be the next level thriller movie.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:02:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's still in post. It's only going to be 35 minutes long.
My dad showed me the movie It and Darkness Falls when I was like 8.. I was scared of the dark and showers because I thought I'd get murdered by a clown in the bathroom or a tooth fairy at night. Also jeepers creepers 2, so I was afraid of outside and scary bat winged murderers.
I did that with Aliens when I was like 12 and thought it was badass and that I was so cool cuz I totally want scared. Then I couldn't sleep for a week because even with lights on there might be xenos in the vents waiting for me to close my eyes.
Then I did the same thing with The Thing.
Then when I was like 15 I figured I'd outgrown that and did it again with Nightmare on Elm Street.
Thankfully I'm now married so I don't sleep alone at night so I can watch horror movies now.
Load up Dirty Jobs or How It's Made on Netflix, turn the volume low enough to make out everything they are saying, after 30 minutes it's sleepy time. Gives your mind something else to think about, works every time for me.
Same thing, but that has led me to realize how powerful our minds are. If I'm just hanging out at home, at night, all the lights off, I'm fine. If I suddenly think of a scary story I read, or watch a scary movie...any creepy thought, I suddenly feel like something is wrong. I begin imagining really creepy things, suddenly become more aware of sounds, and think I see things (shadows, fast lights, corner of my eye movements).
This realization has led me to be skeptical of so many paranormal stories (i.e. people claiming to see ghosts and stuff). Our minds are so powerful, it'll trick us into believing we saw something, heard something, felt something.
And though, I've had this realization, I still can't stop myself from being scared of paranormal stories/thoughts.
Same for me. There's a bathroom attached to the master bedroom so no hallways, but there is a window in the bathroom right behind the toilet that looks out onto our very dark, large backyard. (The bottom half of the window is frosted, the top half is too high for a non-giant person to see in.) I never look directly out of the window when I pee at night, just in case some horrible creepypasta face is looking in at me. I should probably just get curtains, but that fear is totally non-existent during normal curtain buying hours so it never seems important until I'm terrifying myself at 3 AM.
I don't understand the fear of it being dark. I find it relaxing and comforting. Easier on the eyes, gives you a sense of idk, it just makes me feel more alive. Walking down dark roads and alleys, love it.
The thing about the dark is that you don't know what is there. You can't be sure that it is safe. Someone could be following you. Something could be hiding, waiting for you
On its own the cat is funny. Just making noises that accidentally sound vaguely like human speech. But keep that cat's voice in mind and imagine a monster pretending to be human, intentionally using its animal mouth to moan a barely intelligible "let me in".
Shivers right up my spine.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:42:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
4:30am and I thought it would be ok to lie in bed and read this thread...
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:51:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Letme the fuckiiiiiinnnnnnnn!"
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:11:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I started reading it because I thought it was about a man named Americas Goat Man. He traveled around the US in a old train caboose pulled by a team of goats. Not what I was expecting.
Isamrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww man I wish that's what we had read.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Google Americas Goat Man and you'll find a much better story.
tauroid ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:08:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just read it at work surrounded by my non-monster coworkers and non-evil lights and non-horrifying coffee. Pretty sure I'll think about it again as I'm turning the light out at my apartment though.
I did exactly the same thing three days ago! All I can think of is the Goatman coming into the room and lying down between my girlfriend and I. I'm 24 and still can't sleep.
Seriou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to my cabin in the middle of nowhere this weekend and I still said fuck it and read it...things like this don't usually get to me, but we shall see. I got a little jittery while reading it.
I love driving up/down Bankhead at night during the fall/winter. It's so pretty seeing the moon and city through the trees. But I agree. I wouldn't take a walk around there at night.
I had just moved here to HSV about 3 weeks before reading this story. Never before have I felt that kind of creeping fear every time I go outside in the dark.
He don't mean no harm. He just wants to chill with campers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats funny is we have the same damn story goatman in the middle east. Pretty freaky that the same story that Natives have is also nearly the same 6000 miles away.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Modern science and technology rule out magic. However in Islam magic exists...just no differentiation between white/black magic. All of it is evil.
Using science and a belief in God, one can rationalize stories such as the Flood and that one prophet that communicated with ants. For example, we now know that there are bacteria that turn ants into zombies.
The more we learn about the world, the more "magical" it seems. If God wanted someone to travel an incredible distance in a short amount of time, using the very laws he put in place while building the universe, He could do it easily. Just because modern Man can only teleport an atom a few meters or so doesn't rule out divine manipulation. Parting of the Red Sea? Force fields. Humans that lived very long? Time dilation. A lot of things are possible. People influencing others? We now know There's a plant native to Columbia that does just that. Some Muslim scholars believe that Bhudda and even a Hindu god may have been prophets to the East.
Its interesting studying the folklore of different cultures.
Huh. That's pretty interesting. I've never really studied much folklore. Just the popular mythologies. Might have to do some research on stuff like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bedouin folklore is interesting. Some Bedouins practice a form of telling the future using bones and seashells. Lots of superstitions on defending yourself against the evil eye. Japanese folklore is interesting too. Or look up Chinese vampires
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:02 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of freaky stuff is said to have happened during the iraqi occupation such as a well know tale of iraqis taking over an abandoned house only to wake up outside the house and discovering that the house is full of sand.
Another story (factual) is a certain building on the 4th ring road (major highway) that for some reason could not be demolished. Equipment kept breaking down and workers would quit because of hauntings. They eventually demolished the site and built a mosque in its place or nearbt
You said in the Middle East there's a version of the Goatman/Skinwalker. I've never heard of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:23 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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these days it's more of a fairy tale, but I think it used to be taken more seriously. I don't know what the origin of it is. It's known by other names too I think but not sure
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:45 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
also it's not "Islamic myth" it's "Arab folklore" big difference. For "islamic myths" go read about the Sufis, and then it's not even myth it's more like mysticism. I wouldn't throw around the word "myth" when talking about religion you'll very easily offend people. Jus' sayin bro
kaizex ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:27:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the 4chan thread that this was created on.. back when I still used 4chan. /x/ Was an extremely creepy place at the time. It was fun to see the additions get made post by post. Creeped the hell out of me
Maryland and Kentucky's goatmen are very similar in description and probably share the same original oral history. Half man, half goat, an ax, no shapeshifting. Kinda like evil Satyrs.
The Texas one is a bit wierder since they threw in scales, white fur and odd for an urban legend behavior. This one is also unusual in that there is an alleged photograph of the monster, physical damage presented to the police and multiple eyewitnesses.
Though, none of those really match what was in the creepypasta. It is pretty close to a Navajo Skin Walker, with some creative additions.
Edit: added "at least"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Louisville KY, where the Pope Lick monster is from. My families house is only about 15 minutes away from the train tracks where he supposedly lives. When I was in high school all my friends swapped stories about driving up there at night. Creepy stuff! Another urban legend from the area is about a place called Midgetville. It's a real place in the middle of nowhere on a mountain that has what looks like lots of abandoned tiny furnished houses. And I believe there was something about a witch that lived there. I drove forever once trying to find it but never did, although I have heard a few stories from people who have. Pretty sure there's an article or two about it somewhere on the internet.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish people would not be so racist against goatpersons. I'll bet you wouldn't want a goatman to marry your daughter, right?
There's another one in Oregon or Washington I think. I remember watching a documentary about it when I was a kid at like 2am at my Grandma's. Yeah, I didn't sleep for weeks.
My uncle lived in Bowie and really helped that urban legend get going.
Rolfie2 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:20:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first then I read this I literally couldn't sleep for 2-3 days. It also happened to be about a month before my first camping trip. Not my best decision
Hoogles ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this had me on the edge of my seat the whole way.
The rake! Read that as my first and only non-gaming pasta. Still get shivers. I want to read goatman but I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep for weeks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's pretty good, and there's more accounts on Goatman, I can't link it now, I'm on mobile. Give it a read, the whole story is very well done, not the usual 'who is phone' crap :)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New sitcom: Goatman and The Rake
An odd couple trying to make it in the big city!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:24:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the shit out of that. Goatman getting pissed at Rake for constantly watching him sleep, Rake being pissed at Goatman for impersonating him to get out of dates. Slenderman moves in down the hallway and keeps stealing their wifi :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman would be like Kramer. Letting himself in and eating their souls without asking.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, jesus I'd pay good money to see that :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's "the Rake"?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read it and loved it, but I didn't quite understand the ending....
Tan watched the Goatman lay in the middle of all of them, stayed up all night, then they all left in a group except for Tan? Then Tan discovers the window, so the Goatman was in the group walking back?
Edit: Took like 5 re-reads of the last paragraph to finally understand it.
Haha yeah, I've read this story several times and still don't totally understand the entire sequence of events, but somehow that makes it scarier. It's like this guy has never written a story in his life, but he is just so desperate to tell about his experience, you can feel him struggling to communicate it. It's almost Lovecraftian.
It's the fact that a dangerous creature could manage to constantly infiltrate them. They KNEW about it - people even left early because of it -and yet it kept coming back.
The monster also escalated throughout the story. That's the freaky part. It started with chilling and eating food, then went to laughing, scratching, inhuman yelling, etc. if it weren't for the one guy, who knows how far it would have gone.
I was looking for an answer as to why he was really dangerous. I mean, he didn't really do anything. But yeah, you're probably right. It would have escalated if the one guy hadn't seen it.
NotAnAI ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:44:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually feel for goatman. He's just lonely and seeking out company.
cwew ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I think that may even make the story more interesting and compelling. That the Goatman is freaky as fuck, but he's a misunderstood creature that wants love and attention just like us. When his friend stares at him at the end, he sees part of himself in that Goatman, the craving for attention, the pain of rejection from not fitting in. He sees that the goatman isn't 100% human, but also that it isn't 0% either. It's 80% similar, and that's scarier. It begs the question that, are our enemies ones who are unlike us, but ones who are like us, but have small, important, points that make you different.
It would make it more ambiguous and subtle. It's not a good vs bad, virtue vs evil battle. It's scared vs lonely, person vs goatman. It's got no real answers, and that's the actually scary part.
What? No dude, that's not it at all. It's a skinwalker, but the Alabama version of the legend. They're not nice, or lonely, the story goes; they're just pure evil.
It frightened the shit out of me because of the idea of something being able to fundamentally alter your perceptions. Usually the monster hides itself from view, but this one was inside the group. That's the horror, that it could strike at any time.
For me, the kinda scary things are the ones that kill you or maim you. The scariest ones, however, are the ones that just lurk and do creepy, haunting shit.
Also, Tan in the story believes in Goatman. His cousin believes in Goatman. Logic would assume Tan's father also believes in Goatman, so why the fuck would he allow all the kids to stay alone in a trailer in the woods.
Unless he is the Goatman of course...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or its one of those things that the adults think is horseshit and that teenagers make up to scare your friends
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone please copy and paste the text of the story? I made myself a vow to never visit the creepypasta wiki again, but I really wanna read this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man.
Shaney_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spoilers, though you might not care.
You know, with that ending it almost makes me kinda warm inside. The goat man just wanted to be loved, and have someplace to be with real people inside somewhere. Although it is creepy as fuck, it makes sense in the end. Think about when he was banging on the door, it was just imitating what one of the other campers said because it wanted to get inside and not be lonely.
dotMJEG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything about the cat speech analogy and video supplement should come across as incredibly stupid... And yet somehow, it is fucking horrifyingly creepy.
MAD92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know I thought camping would be fun once. Ever since I saw the freaken Ring I don't do freaky little demon girls... camping-experience-gone. Reddit never seemed so beneficial to my sanity until now.
When I saw the name I was hoping it would be something to do with the West African spider god Anansi, who I grew up reading about...still a cool/creepy story though!
Fuck, not that story. I woke up early in the morning when I was little to watch Animal X on Animal Planet. That story came on and it's haunted me for 14 years. I used to hear hooves coming up the stairs and would be scared shitless. My dad knew I had this fear and one night he hid in my bathroom and waited 40 minutes before he emerged and baaahed at me. Jokes on him though, I got so scared that I had to stay in his room and peed in his bed.
2h2p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with the website, it won't load or anything. Thought it was my connection but other websites load just fine. Can I read the story elsewhere?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's so badly written and the premise so ridiculous...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck would you go to sleep with that thing out there!?
kehlder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I constantly see this story popping up in discussions like this. I found it really badly written and a bit shit. But then again I am Goatman so not much phases me.
Read this one the other day, can't get the shit out of my head. I feel like it's based off of Native American Skinwalkers, and that shit scares me stupid.
Did this not phase anyone in the slightest? I mean nobody got hurt right...
Krakkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It makes it a little less scary, or maybe more scary, if you think about the goat man being a lost spirit of a child that is just trying to have friends again.
I've heard of that happening in really old houses. Depending on where you live, it could be khents. Khents are a type of spirit imp that feed off the surface thoughts of intelligent creatures. There's actually a lot of the creatures that feed like this such as the ypsilanti and the scrego.
Khents are mostly harmless. The amount of thought they leech out of you is typically pretty minor. A dozen can shunt up in a typical home without noticeably harming the people who live there. But sometimes Iโve heard of them getting out of hand. They may steal your valuables, or torment you for fun. If they get too gluttonous, people develop depression and hording habits over the course of several years. Itโs not pretty when they do gather in too high numbers and overreach their appetites. The khents will just multiply and stay incorporeal, digging their influence deeper and deeper into the victimโs minds.
The good news is that like many other creatures, khents canโt enter homes without permission. But, (and this part is important) khents are able to use the thoughts they harvest to plant sentience in things over time. And it works best in things with age and history. When that happens, they can give the house a mind. In gratitude, the house itself will allow the khents free reign.
So even if you live in a newer house, think back and reflect on your mental state before you moved in. Were your thoughts more positive? More productive? If so you arenโt in immediate danger, but you do have a serious problem. You have the initiative and the khents probably canโt read your thoughts clearly enough to suspect youโre on to them. Plus, your house has a mind and isnโt on your side. Contact the appropriate specialist as soon as you possibly can.
Definitely! I haven't even been to Point Pleasant before, but it sounds like it would interesting to visit then. I kind of want to go sometime just to check everything out.
Whenever I wash my face, I make sure to wipe the soap off as fast as possible because I'm scared of the numerous things that could have popped up on my mirror. Maybe it's a ghost girl standing behind me. Maybe it's Jeff the Killer with a knife. Maybe it's my reflection smiling back when I'm not.
I scared the shit out of my roommate once. I was wearing a face mask (weekly pore cleanse) and walked into the bathroom while she was washing her face. She looks up and sees this green-faced weirdo standing behind her and lets out the most blood-curdling scream I've ever heard. I hadn't even meant to scare her, I was just waiting for my turn to use the sink! We had a good laugh after she calmed down, though.
After I watched The Road for the first time, the basement scene scared me so badly, I couldn't close my eyes when I washed my face. Jesus, just thinking about it.
In other words, they are two disconnected events. The actual mothman sightings differ too much to be the same thing, and the connection to a bridge collapsing several miles away is weak.
Check out the analysis of mothman on skeptoid.com.
There's also a bit more to the story if you dig deep enough, I said it in another comment that's gotten long buried.
You ever read about The Grinning Man? He's a part of the mothman tales very often I used to look into those a ton but one night I just had this really uncomfortable feeling like a person watching, I don't usually get that granted I was younger and it was late at night but I try to stay far away from those stories these days A Link for anyone interested in it
See I just picture a man wearing a tan sheet flapping his arms and saying something like "mop, meep, mop, moodle," before crashing into a telephone pole because he can't see.
You actually just made him less creepy to me by imagining him being stupidly fascinated by street lamps and even more stupidly bumping into them like a real moth.
I'd prefer he did that rather than standing ominously in road sides, chasing cars while screeching, and eating dogs like he has done in some of the eyewitness accounts.
bkraj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think the man part of him was conscious of what he was doing, but the moth part was too attracted. So there's just some fed up moth-man who can't stop himself from bumping into lights, cursing up a storm.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was told that story when I visited West Virginia. Mothman was rumored to have been seen when the Silver Bridge near Point Pleasant, WV collapsed. It says in my mind whenever I go down there. It is also rumored to have been seen when people were driving by an old munitions camp.
Freaking the Mothman Prophecies still scares the crap out of me. Briliant movie but uuuuuugghhh do NOT watch it at night and with the lights on when theres windows and outside is dark. I find that so much more scary than the room being dark except for the TV.
Cjfee5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it would be hilarious if it kept bumping into the lights,but once you made an audible laugh(lol) it'd eat all your clothes and leave you bare as a newborn baby
I live in West Virginia but I haven't visited the statue yet. For some reason since I've moved here no one has mentioned the story to me. Which is surprising because I figured this would be a big deal, especially considering they even made a movie about it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid (before everyone had the internet) my grandmother used to tell me the legend of the mothman. I always thought it was creepy, but always kind of brushed it off since she was the only one who ever told me about the story, this is despite having relatives who died in the Silver Bridge collapse. Then the Mothman Prophecies movie came out and blew my mind, as I had no idea the legend was so prolific and just thought she was always trying to creep out the grand kids.
The cool part is that you can put a question into Google in common speaking syntax (i.e. not having to do Google-fu stuff) and it can spit out an answer.
yes, altough its kinda grim, if you like stuff like that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no. was it entertaining? absolutely.
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
to see compelling stories played out compellingly. Death Sentence does not satisfy that, and I'm not the only one who thinks so. the emotional resonance it's going for is trampled under heavy-handed, maudlin direction, and the plot is idiotic. I fucking love Kevin Bacon, though, and watching him kick ass is fun. so I enjoyed it for certain reasons, but I maintain that it's not a "good" movie.
My little anecdote: the "gas station" where that scene takes place is actually a barbershop where I get my hair cut. It was weird walking in one day and seeing blood in the wall.
That's the whole point of the film anyway. You watch it for the outstanding acting and directing, and one particularly impressive long-cut chase scene.
The son dies in the first part of the movie, and the rest of the movie is him getting revenge. I'm pretty sure that /u/boredinbiloxi gave a description similar to what you'd see in TV Guide.
There's more to it, and it's still worth the watch.
The crowning achievement of my friend's teenage years was enjoying a doughnut on Brighton pier. A seagull flew at him and pecked his hand (but not the doughnut). Startled, he dropped the doughnut.
He then managed to reflexively punch the gull and catch the doughnut. And walked off with the biggest grin I'd ever seen.
Roketto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:32:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The town in which I attended university had this same problem with crows. Tens of thousands of them in flocks that would darken the sky. Turns out they're smart enough to evade pretty much anything people use to drive them off. They own the town.
Evsie ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:48:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Brighton years ago, when a seagull tried to steal my dinner. I punched it... then spent 20 minutes getting yelled out by someone who needed a shower and a decent hairdresser for hurting it.
Apparently she didn't care that the stupid sodding thing was trying to steal my dinner, nor that I would treat a human being in exactly the same way. "Don't be a dick, and you won't get punched" apparently doesn't apply to seagulls.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw a Scottish guy punch a seagull out of the air because it was trying to steal his chips. Shit was awesome.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Brighton years ago, when a seagull tried to steal my dinner. I punched it... then spent 20 minutes getting yelled out by someone who needed a shower and a decent hairdresser for hurting it.
Apparently she didn't care that the stupid sodding thing was trying to steal my dinner, nor that I would treat a human being in exactly the same way. "Don't be a dick, and you won't get punched" apparently doesn't apply to seagulls.
Are you the person who needed a shower and a hairdresser?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
No, I was a six year old that was crying because some cunt of a seagull had knocked my ice cream out of my hands.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
And that lovely Scottish man killed it. I think it's part of the reason that I'm so attracted to Scottish guys - well, in addition to red hair, kilts, and sexy accents.
But, on a scale from one to David Tennant, how cute and charismatic are you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If David Tennant is what you're looking for in Scottish men you're going to be sorely disappointed. It's more Mel Gibsons Braveheart than David Tennants Dr Who
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cunt of a seagull
If I ever move abroad I'll utter this to myself if I ever get homesick, you can't get more Brighton and British at the same time in 4 words.
You don't seem to get cock seagulls in the north.
Went to Scarborough. Gave a seagull one chip. He pissed off
Went to Portsmouth. Seagull sharted on me
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He pissed off Went to Portsmouth.
I got confused for a second I though you meant that the seagull pissed off to Portsmouth from Scarborough, was going to ask where you got those chips cause it sounds like they pack a punch.
Ever seen Cornish seagulls? They're the size of swans. One stole an entire Tesco chicken fajita wrap out of my friend's hand at the street party for the royal wedding.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
an entire Tesco chicken fajita wrap
Just lost my shit at that.
Yes I've seen the seagulls in Cornwall and they are brutal, there are a lot more of them than in Brighton as well, you have to watch your back.
Nah, Walmart is our Asda. Tesco is like their 7/11 or something. I don't know. Americans don't have small shops, everything was a megastore when I went.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Erm I know there are Tescos Express but most Tescos are not small.
Wait. A BAG of fish and chips? How does that work?
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen countless people become victim to the gulls of Brighton, I myself was trying to eat my lunch when a baby gull and some more senior seagulls started circling me. Honestly they act like a gang straight from The Warriors, except this gang is a protected species....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait ...Gulls are protected?
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
YMCAle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid my mum was driving me to school and in our garden path was a giant seagull eating a huge shank bone it had carried out of someone's bin. I thought we both might die that day.
Toof ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:47:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're called Rock Doves, you racist fuck.
[deleted] ยท 785 points ยท Posted at 14:17:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For 6 months I lived in this rough area of London called Shadwell, the pigeons were in a full-on crips v bloods gang war. They had a look out system where they would all hang out on this one tower block and have two pigeons posted on either side, when they saw the other gang they would run back and get the boys.
They'd all meet up in the car park and have a fight it was pretty funny to watch, we started giving them names and back stories and we'd imagine they were having conversations and what they would be saying.
Animated, it is from Animaniacs, and parodied Goodfellas, The Godfather, and other mafia stuff. The Goodfeathers - Bobby, Pesto, and Squint - hung out on a statue of Martin Scorsese and revered the Godpigeon.
If you've never seen Animaniacs, I highly recommend it.
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that is brilliant I wish I had thought of that, thanks for sharing that made me laugh so hard
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. The Docklands Light Railway. I come from Lewisham which is statistically the most dangerous area of England but I still think Shadwell was worse. East London is such a shit hole.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:34:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely, Blackheath and Forest Hill are nice. I don't think Lewisham's that bad but I've lived here for years so I don't know if I notice it anymore.
Ah good old Shadwell. My nan lived in the tower blocks and the pigeons used to use her balcony as a meeting point. And they bloody looked rough too with their damaged feet and diseased faces. She used to capture them with her bare hands and cook them for supper. I kid you not.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus no wonder they were rough, your Nan was killing them off
Ah, Shadwell. The part of east London which looks like someone decided to tear it down but lost interest after a while. It's a special place.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the white people moved to Kent and Essex and now no one cares about it. I'm pretty sure I was the only white person in my entire block, I never got in any trouble though. The people all seem pretty nice, just a little distrustful of white people. Iceland is the only local supermarket which speaks volumes about the level of wealth in the area.
Yeah, my ex lived there and she was one of the only white british people I saw there. It wasn't a bad thing, but you're right, the area felt really uncared-for, and I got the impression that the local people weren't used to conditions any better than that and had no idea that they could complain or ask for help getting dumped furniture removed etc.
I had friends who wouldn't go there, but I never really felt very threatened there - it was just families, making a living, getting by. There was the occasional running machete battle between the young guys but you could usually tell when that was going to happen and get off the street.
Still wouldn't go back though. Sorry London, you were just too expensive for the incredibly poor quality of life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was the occasional running machete battle between the young guys
I heard a guy get stabbed to death outside my window when I was trying to sleep, that was pretty haunting.
London is too expensive though, I don't understand how everyone can be so poor but the prices for everything are so high.
It's why I left, in the end. My ex and I couldn't afford to rent even a bedsit together within 2 hours of our workplaces. All we wanted was a kitchen, bedroom and bathroom to ourselves and somewhere to sit down. Just wasn't possible.
I moved to Scotland. I live alone in my own flat with a garden that's all mine now. I have yet to see anyone with a machete or samurai sword here while I go about my daily life.
I have no idea how London survives. I mean, it's not that great there, and the poorer you are, the harsher the quality of life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I moved to Scotland.
I would love to return to the mother-land but there just aren't the same opportunities in my line of work. I work in finance and London really is the place to be for that.
I'm just about to move into a 2 bedroom house with a friend but the rent is going to be crippling and essentially we have made the decision to be completely broke in order to have a half decent house. It's not even big it has an open plan kitchen / front room
When my parents moved to Leicester in 2008 they were paying the same rent for a house that I was paying on my tiny flat in London. They had a garden, a jacuzzi, two massive bedrooms and a massive front room. I can't believe that money can get you so far out of London
Yeah, I work for one of the big 4 these days - I'm just a PA, but I earn enough to live in my own 2 bed flat in Edinburgh with a little garden and nice quiet neighbours. This is still the second most expensive city in the UK, but I can have all that for ยฃ550 a month (which used to buy me a cramped "double room" in a house shared with 5 strangers)
Financial Services in Scotland is in pretty good shape, all things considered. Obviously it depends on what you do and - more to the point - what you want, but the Senior Associates here are all busy buying their first houses and enjoying nice holidays in a manner that I cannot imagine that their similarly paid London counterparts are managing.
I'd much rather be a PA here - I leave at 17:30 and I don't have to even think about work until I get back into the office at 09:00 the next day - than do something twice as well-paid in London for half the quality of life. No contest anymore.
I hope it gets better for you, dude. And I hope that the competition in finance there eases in the coming years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've just convinced me, I'm getting out of here. I'm going to touch up my CV and start sending it out tonight. I'm so tired of London I've been here 24 years and it just get worse every day. Thanks for the chat!
If so, that's awesome. I Lived in London from the age of 18 to 26 and in that time I lived pretty much on the breadline throughout. I never saved any money, never went on a holiday that didn't spend months being chipped off my credit cards.
And for what? Ok, the jobs are better paid, but not enough to cover the expense of living there and the competition is far more fierce. Amazing clubbing and music scene if you can afford it, but I'm too old to be spending any more of my life on the night bus and too poor for a ยฃ50 taxi ride home. Museums and galleires... that can be visited at any time. Restaurants and bars? Architecture? Which cities don't have those? But you can't drive around the city and stay sane, you can't commute without feeling your soul die daily and you can't live in anything like a 'normal' sort of a fashion unless you have a dreadful amount of money.
I'm 31 now and London has long ago lost its charms for me. It is the only place I've ever known where it's fully possible to be working full time in a decent job well above the national average salary and still have a comparatively dreadful quality of life.
If there is nothing really tying you there, come away. Come back north, life is so much sweeter here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I've always wanted to move to Scotland, my whole family is from there and I'm first generation English, I hate this city and everything in it so I figure going home might help.
I had the chance to move out with my parents and I decided to stay, I was stupid and now I'm paying for it. I can't take having a well paid financial job and being completely broke. I'm considered a success and at the same time I have debt collectors chasing me and knocking on my door. This is what London life has become.
I am genuinely going home to touch up my CV and do some research into moving to Scotland and some jobs there. Do you mind if I PM you in a couple weeks to pick your brains a bit about the move?
London pigeon wars by Patrick neate is the book for you!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's changed since then, it used to be where all the poor white people lived until they moved to the suburbs. Now it is where all the poor Asian (majority Muslim) people live. It's still just as bad, I once heard a guy get stabbed to death outside my window which was horrible. I only live on the 1st floor so I was essentially within touching distance. Not nice
This would have been the most hilarious thing on youtube. Voice work provided by Morgan Freeman, Seth McFarlen, Snoop Dog, Gilbert Gottfried, Keith David, and Nolan North.
KRSFive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm having a hard time telling if you mean the bird when you say pigeon, or if thats some sort of British slang for a gangbanger.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's cool that we hired hawks to kill all the pidgeons
Nah man, Pheasants are solo. Waiting for the last second to jump right in front of your car making you slam on your brakes. Then they look at you like "What, mate? I'm just crossing the road! Slow down!". WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALLOW AMPLE TIME YOU BLOODY GIT!
My friend did a year in ecological conservation somewhere in the sticks in England. She once saw a pheasant going full on at it with the pancaked remains of another pheasant. Them birds ain't fussy
SkipsH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pheasant is delicious. Why do you break? I mean technically it's illegal to pick up something you ran over yourself as roadkill. But that's what the friend in the car behind you is for.
Did you ever watch that video where the crow was trying to distract a woman by untying her shoes so it could steal the mini frying pan when she put it down to tie her shoe again?
Haha. Yes I did. They also drop nuts onto a pedesrian crossing, so the cars can crack them, and only go and collect their precious nuts when the lights are red.
It was doing the rounds on Facebook around the Manchester area, but it was the opposite. Flashing your lights to someone who had no lights on, then they would follow and beat/kill you.
I have heard of this, but specifically The Bloods initiation. A good friend of mine sent me that in a chain-text, which was unlike him, and when I called bullshit he said it happened to someone he knew.
FYI, the initiation for The Bloods is called a 31, where initiates get their asses beat like crazy for 31 seconds without crying, asking to stop, etc.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:02:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but you have hooligans and they knock over rubbish bins.
There's a gang here in Tooting called the Fudge Town Boys, who sell a lot of crack and heroin. I can't help but not be scared of what sounds like a flamboyant drug dealing gang dressed to the nines and sprinkling crack in their wake.
A mate of mine was in court years ago in the Lake District over a motoring offence.
As we were waiting to go in, we spotted graffiti'd into one of the benches "The Ulverston Out To Lunch Bunch"
Me and my mates, coming from Liverpool as did, debated upon on how long the Out To Lunch Bunch might last walking down Granby Street in Toxteth. About 15 seconds was my guess.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude these gangs have fly-bys. A kid at my primary school was the target of one of them. He was out eating his lunch on the school field when a group of pigeons was spotted overhead. The sirens sounded and everyone ran for cover under the bicycle shelter or if you could make it the main school building. Kids ran around in panic as the pigeons flew over. The fired their poop down to the playground. Hitting numerous kids causing them to collapse to the floor with humiliation. On the floor they rolled around for a bit before their breathing stopped.
The dinner ladies rushed out after the attack and attempted to revive some of the dead children. They issued thousands of plasters that day and even more wet wipe. But it was a massacre. We were not prepared for their pooping-power. Many of the kids did later recover when revived with an ice cream.
I'd be more scared of pigeon than gang members. At least a gang member would shoot me, a pigeon would peck my eyes out and leave me to bleed to death.
No thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im not sure this is a hundred percent accurate since im from England too and haven't heard much of it, but I think it goes "You're driving along the road at night when you see a car with no lights on, you try to warn them by flashing your lights but thats the signal the people in the car are looking for, they then make it their goal to catch you so one of the members can kill/rape you as part of their initiation".
This is what I heard: As an initiation act, noobs are to ride around with their lights off. When a polite driver sharing the road flashes their lights to say "Turn your headlights on." they are then followed and murdered. Gang application complete.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I spent some time at Oxford- they told me that going out late at night can be "dangerous." Call me a racist, but a bunch of ginger kids trying to act tough doesn't scare me at all. Sorry white people, y'all are not that scary
u prurururururu wot prururururururu m8? u prururururu wanna 'ave prururrururu a go at 't? I'll prururrurururu take all yer bred prrurururururu, I swears on me mum pururruururu
In most big cities in the U.S its true man. It became a common knowledge, you do not flashing incoming cars. Next thing you know gun shots go off. Learnt this when I visit Houston the first time.
This was making the TV news a lot back in the early 90s, for a couple weeks. I can't recall if it was in LA, California (where lots of gang activity occurs) or in Washington DC (where I lived at the time). But at the office everyone was going around warning everyone not to flash people who didn't have their headlights on, because it was "some crazy gang initiation where they had to shoot someone for flashing their headlights at them."
After about 2 or 3 weeks some law enforcement went on TV to proclaim it was a hoax and stop talking about it. So it just. Sort of. Went away. Ah, the days before Internet. So quaint.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've never heard of Manchester gangs? It was rife for decades, I think it's died down recently. But a gang leader was shot in the head while he was in his car stopped at traffic lights. It's not as gang free here as you think. And London.. lets not get started on London.
Yeah thats what I thought. But thats only when you're parked.. Right?
cbassm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you happen upon a gang of pigeons, look out for the one with the gammey leg. He'll peck your eyes out if you give him the chance- flashed hi-beams or not.
28 in orange (Claude Giroux) is a former teammate of James Van Riemsdyk.
Pigeon is a term for a hockey player that scores all their goals from the skill of their team mates. They get "garbage goals". Just like how a pigeon eats garbage.
I've heard of this actually happening in my area, and I've seen enough cars driving down the road with their lights off to believe it. People tend to flash their lights at cars that have their lights off to let them know, and some of those cars may follow you home and kill you. I've only ever heard it from MS13 though.
Well in Canada you have to worry about the compliment gangs, then you know your in for it. "shudders"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I find this comment very offensive, as a Piegon, I think you Cis-white humans should check your privilege. Just because you were born a human you think you can do whatever you want. I feel violated. I will be contacting my lawyer and you will be brought to justice for otherkin discrimination.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pigeon gangs are nothing man. It's the fucking swans you have to watch for.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Facebooks got like an obsession with bullshit gang initiation warnings.
ns_dev ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Facebooks got like an obsession with bullshit
FTFY
DasMatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about other places, but in the northern Virginia/DC area, gangs actually did target people who did that. Was quite a few years ago though.
Yup, I was warned on Facebook to not talk to children crying alone on the sidewalk. Apparently they'll lead you to a gang member who will murder you or something...
I understand the motives of the trolls coming up with this shit, but can't fathom how anybody could think there's an ounce of truth to this shit and actually think they're passing on valuable advice to their friends by sharing it...
You can read about it on Snopes, think it was debunked.
N8CCRG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see why it would be scary. Imagine you see a car, at night, on the opposite side of the highway. I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts you wouldn't be able to u-turn and find them to track them down.
OhAces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember it as a chain letter email from the 90's
That seems like a way to get people to stop doing it. When I was younger, my parents always taught me to flash my high beams if there was some kind of distress ahead for the person going the other way or if their high beams were on. We used to do it for animals and cops. Cops hate this (not sure the legality, either), so I imagine they might want to find a way to have people stop doing this.
sndzag1 ยท 777 points ยท Posted at 14:42:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
For those wondering, it's a story about someone who flashed their highbeams at a car, and the car was full of gang members. They were then followed and murdered, because apparently gangs hate highbeams.
Like most urban legends, logic is not its strong point.
edit: Yes, I was making a joke about hating highbeams. It was a gang initiation ritual or something.
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abenton ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So basically your news kept the urban legend going.
I remember this! I didn't start driving til about '06, but every time I'm driving at night and see someone without their headlights on it makes me think twice about flashing them... I usually do anyways. But the thought is always there.
This would make for a good short movie. A woman thinks her husband is a lawyer or some shit, but he's actually a serial killer that steals his victims money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that it's physically impossible that this hasn't already been done, but I can't think of any actual examples.
You forgot to mention they drive with their lights off, people don't just go around flashing their high beams at people for no reason. Except during spring break.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It might be because you have to be "ballsy" to signal a person to turn down their beams
My step father used to be in a gang in Southern California and he told me stories about how they would actually drive with their lights completely off and when somebody would flash to notify them they turned and shot. They used to also do drive by's on bars and just shoot whoever they could. That's why I always smoke out back.
But I've already written out my responses. Who gonna pay for these now???
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that in parts of Mexico cars will just sit at green lights and of you honk them to tell them to go a cartel will come out and shoot you. If you don't and let the light go back to red they'll give you money
Why would they want to give you money for holding up traffic?
N8CCRG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:16:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which still doesn't make any sense. Imagine you see a car, at night, on the opposite side of the highway. I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts you wouldn't be able to u-turn and find them to track them down.
Yeah, it's part of their "initiation" process. They would have to drive around without their headlights on, and then chase down and murder every single person in the vehicle that flashed their brights at them.
Edit: I just thought of another thing that people do that's kind of related to this. When you're at a gas station, or just stopped somewhere, there's been apparently reported accounts of people getting in the back seats of vehicles without the driver knowing then taking them hostage once they get driving. My dad actually has a pretty good solution for this. You start driving as fast as you can (make sure you have your seat belt on) and two things can happen: one, is that you'll get pulled over and the police officer will notice something is wrong, and two, is that the person in your backseat isn't going to be wearing a seat belt so if you stop quickly while going at a fast speed, they'll fly through the windshield.
In San Antonio, some gang members have to kill someone before they are fully initiated into the gang, so then when they are on the road, they purposefully keep their headlights off so that the first person to let them know by blinking their own headlights , gets followed home and murdered.
sndzag1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:06:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I was joking about the "hating highbeams" thing.
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sndzag1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:18:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's a gang initiation, the new member of the gang drives around with his headlights off, waits for someone to flash him & then runs them off the road.
tilled ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:13:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
they drive without headlights on. you high beam them to warn them that theirs are off and boom, you've become their target.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:35:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's dumb. It's supposed to be a signal for a cop lying in wait.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:09:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
That's why I'm convinced the police kind of fed the whole thing. I remember having DARE officers tell us about the gang thing in elementary school.
They wanted people to stop warning each other about speed traps, so they came up with a bogus story that would scare people into no longer flashing their lights.
I don't necessarily think it was this grand conspiracy, just an easy thing to do when the opportunity came along.
sndzag1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:42:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or it means your high beams are on and someone is asking you to stop blinding them. But yeah, the idea is that gangs are so crazy their initiation rituals are based on random acts of violence.
N8CCRG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For those who are afraid of this, try using a little logic on your own. Next time you're driving and see a car with its brights on, consider doing a u-turn and trying to track it down. Not really plausible, especially at night.
sndzag1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's presumed that this was in a fairly desolate part of a city or town and they flipped a uturn right then and there. It'd be easy...
logan5_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My coworkers are giving me weird looks. I burst out laughing at the idea of a gang getting all pissed off because of high beams
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:14:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like most gang members, logic is not its strong point.
Gang initiation is one of those things where people will forget logic and believe it; like Satanic rituals.
Anaract ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that they hate highbeams, the story is that for the final initiation for some gang members, they have to drive around at night with their high beams on and kill the first person who flashes them
According to my friend's dad, who was a paramedic in Chicago in the 70s and 80s, this was actually used as a gang initiation. It wasn't an urban legend, it actually happens, or at least used to happen, and he's been a responder on the scene of those crimes.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And when they try you grab your 12 gauge and fire off 2 blasts in the air to scare them away.
Thanks Joe Biden!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I heard was that it was a form of gang initiation - drive by with their high beams on and kill the first person to flash their brights at them.
Still sounds like bullshit either way.
tmation ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:33:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Pennsylvania and took a drivers education class a few years ago, and they actually told us this. They mentioned that if we were in the city driving to never flash your beams at anyone for this exact reason.
Snopes claims there's really not much support for that actually being a thing, so you may be safe in that regard; but it won't save you from the throat slicing shower midgets.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:45:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had something like this happen but it wasn't a gang. Coming home at 3 am after working two shifts, on a long straight deserted country road except for an on coming car. I can of course see him for about three miles coming with his brights on, so I put mine on.
I get closer and turn mine off but he keeps his on so I turn mine back on, fuck you asshole.
As we pass I see a white car with spot lights in both A pillars, I think ah fuck I've been messin with a cop, sure enough he turns around and starts following me with his brights on of course.
But he never lights me up so I figure I'm not leading this guy to my driveway, so I pull into the driveway of an old farm house I know is empty.
At the top of the drive is a turn around so I quickly swing around so I'm pointing back down the driveway, by this time the car is half way up the drive and I can see there are three people in the car, two in front one in back.
I had my Glock 30 with me with two ten round mags, the pistol had one in the pipe so I had eleven rounds in the gun, this was back when I was shooting in a lot of matches and burning up probably three hundred rounds a week in practice.
The drivers door opens and a skinny white guy gets out and almost falls down drunk off his ass, the passenger side doors open and two guys get out and both have baseball bats.
I figured it was time for me to get out because they apparently were armed only with the bats, so I get out, pull the pistol and say in a loud voice drop the fucking bats or I will shoot you all, the lead guy with a bat laughs and says, you aint gonna shoot nobody, so I pulled my sight off his chest and popped one off into the grass just to his side.
They all sobered up quite a bit, the tough guy says again, yeah you'll shoot into the ground but you aint gonna shoot nobody.
I said, wrong bro, I will kill all three of you police up my brass and leave and no one will ever know what happened here except there are three triple tapped dead guys, it's your choice get in the car and leave or die, and just to be clear you'll be first.
They mulled it over a bit and got back in the car and left.
That's when I started shaking, I could barely reholster the pistol and
I almost puked, while we were having our discussion everything was crystal clear, the crickets, the little frogs in the ditch by the road, the sounds of boots on gravel absolutely crystal clear.
I didn't sleep a wink that night just replaying the whole thing over and over in my head, the next day was Saturday and I was pretty fucked up from no sleep and the fucking reruns in my head, about noon I remembered I had some Lortab 10/325s left from knee surgery, so popped two and laid down and the next thing I knew it was Sunday morning.
I guess the moral of the story is, the only thing there is to be afraid of out there in the dark is us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I said.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:56:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC the gist is that some gangs, to initiate new members, have them drive around with their high beams on and they have to kill the first person to flash their lights.
blore40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not FB for sure. Wife does enough FB for both of us. This was in the news a few years ago.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not OP, but I live in a pretty urban area and personally I heard of this shit on the news after it happened to a bunch of people. Police were warning against flashing your brights for quite a while.
I had a Spanish teacher tell me this in high school. She said it happened to the governor of California's daughter in the 90's. I assumed it was bullshit so I never looked it up.
They reported it on local evening news channels in here in the SF Bay back in the day. I'm sure it was in other major markets. In no way was it editorialized to drum up fear in the populace. Nope.
I remeber seeing it in the movie "Urban Legends" from back in the 90's. The movie was horrible but it revolved around a serial killer killing people in differnt Urban legend scenarios
Snopes says it isn't true though, and most gang initiations involve going after something more specific with mistaken identities of opposing gang members being the biggest issue.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Urban legend (hence the title of the thread), go ahead and try to find one recorded incident of this ever happening. Flash your beams in peace! Also, snopes http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/pullover.asp
I live in Baltimore and this happens infrequently. It's for cars driving with their lights off though. It probably became a real thing because of the urban legend
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For this reason, I don't flash anyone with headlights off.
I've actually heard that this is a rumor police spread to stop drivers from flashing their high beams in an attempt to warm others about speed traps. No idea how valid it is though.
I'm 27 years old, finishing a Master's degree, and I'm still terrified to flash my lights at cars with no headlights on. I know it's an urban legend, but what if?!
In the 1996, when I was learning how to drive, I was told not to flash my head lights at night to any car driving without their lights on. The rumor was that it was part of a gang initiation to fire their handgun at the car flashing their head lights. I live near the Bay Area so gangs are around but I never heard or read about this situation actually taking place... although, I've also never put any effort to look for the validation of those rumors.
I always heard it was flashing your headlights at people who don't have their headlights on. Now instead of a friendly headlight flash, I just scream "YOUR HEADLIGHTS!" at cars that don't turn them on at night. It's less effective, but at least I shouldn't get murdered.
ABTYF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was always told it was flashing your lights at cars driving at night with no lights on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just an urban legend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like one of those people that gets news from Facebook now... I always thought that this was an actual thing. Is the thing about gang members randomly slashing people on subways/buses with box cutters a real thing? I could've sworn I actually heard that one on the news a few years ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still do this, only because my MINI can out run any of there cars.
blore40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like your Mini? It has so-so ratings but looks like one sweet ride.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love it. It is the best car I've owned. I may be a bit biased though. I've wanted a MINI for 11 years now and it's my dream car. But the company is super dedicated to their motorers (customers) and give back a lot.
blore40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been wanting once since Jason Bourne drove it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alot of people are saying they havn't heard of this. At one point there was a gang in Cleveland that went something like this. But you drove on the wrong side of a two way road with your headlights off. That was there initiation. I want to say it was early to mid 80s.
my sister told me this when i was 7 or 8... i really beleived it so that when I was 13 I almost had a heart attack when my friends mom flashed her headlights at another car
my boyfriend grew up just a bit north of Compton and swears this is true. I believe him more than I believe the internet.
amedeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was the first urban legend in a book of them I read as a kid. It said a woman was driving down the road, and another driver had their headlights off. She flicked her lights at the car to let them know. Time goes by and that same car pulls up beside her at a light, headlines on this time. They wind down their window and signal her to wind down hers. Assuming that they want to thank her, she winds hers down, and boom - they pop her.
I'm still wary of that shit, now, whether it happens or not.
Nope, here that is to warn people that police are ahead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm driving down a lonely road and see a car headed in my direction, I always quickly flash my headlights three times for no reason. I just like to think that maybe I messed with the other driver's head a little bit.
YES! This scares the shit out of me! And as much as I want to flash back because they're being dicks, I choose to just deal with it just in case something like that were to happen. Because of something like, after you flash your lights at them, they turn around with their lights now off, follow you then attempt to kill you. But of course, people could have just forgotten to turn their hi beams down but either way... "Gator don't play that shit!"
it also means that there is a speed trap up ahead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My grandpa told me this when I was about eight. Not entirely sure what his reasoning for telling a kid half the legal age to even operate a vehicle aside from scaring the shit out of me.
My friends and I were pulled over just after leaving a late night restaurant about two in the morning for driving a short distance down a well lit Boulevard with the lights off. We legitimately didn't realize they were off. The cops called over mega phone for us to exit the vehicle. We were patted down and had 6 or 7 cop cars for 5 people. They eventually let us go because we were only out to celebrate our friend leaning to the military.
Cops take that legend very seriously, so maybe there's some truth to it.
It happened once or twice maybe but it was not an epidemic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother told me about this once and I've always been terrified since. Plus in the city I live in, some reports were released about people being shot at from a car while driving on the highway. Now every time someone starts to pass me really slowly I have a silent freakout.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I thought this was real. This is actually news to me.
Same here. If someone has their lights off at night, they're absolutely going to murder me if I try to tell them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My father warned me, when I first started driving, to not flash my lights at people.
He said that flashing your lights at someone makes you a target, and then they follow you at a good distance until you get to your destination, then they kill you. As you said, it was all Gang-Initiation. It scared me to death for the first few months of driving.
HaqpaH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard of this. It simply isn't worth the risk for the few seconds you have to look into oncoming hi-beams so I just deal with it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So relevant to me, I don't even drive and whenever I see someone with either high beams or no lights on(as you are expected to tell them they don't have their lights by flashing yours) I just kinda sink into myself and hope whoever's driving me is as uneasy as I am and doesn't flash their lights.
Real life gang initiations generally consist of pushing you down and kicking your for 30 seconds; then you're part of the gang. It's called "beating in." The whole "kill a random person" thing was made up by scared suburbanites in the 80s.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in a big city, and my commute is through a pretty bad area (Harlem and Fordham), and some of my friends live in one (Bedford-Stuyvesant). I am not really scared of much, seeing as I'm six foot one and have really broad frame (although I'm the biggest pussy on the planet lmao), and I've just gotten used to it, but the only thing that still scares me is initiations.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, I'd like to murder people who flash their hi-beams hi-beams at me anyways. A quick on-off is fine, but people who leave them on just to spite me are idiots. "Hey, this guy is blinding me with his hi-beams! I'll blind him right back, because the only thing better than one blind person on the road is TWO blind people on the road!"
I just really want to follow some of these people and demand them to explain their reasoning to me.
I am not even joking, it is real, it happened to my sister. Swear to god, story if you want it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yes. I came here to say this. It doesn't matter what city you're from, this one exists everywhere. A kid at my lunch table at 6th grade told me this. It's absolutely absurd. And yet I never flash my lights...
This isn't a myth though. I believe there were multiple instances of gang initiations involving pledges driving around without their headlights on and killing the first civilian whom flashed their lights.
I thought it was when you courtesy flashed a car for driving without lights at all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is not just a legend. This is an initiation right of a fairly loose knit non-race oriented group of drug/human traffickers originally based in Southern California. There were at least two murders on Hwy 111 in Desert Hot Springs, CA in late 2011 instigated on this principal.
[deleted] ยท 488 points ยท Posted at 13:23:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 800 points ยท Posted at 13:44:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I think he might have a group. Probably when the first Dogman gets too old or wishes to retire, he summons the youngest of the pack and makes them the new leader.
He's the best furry hide-and-seek player in history. We'd give him a reward, but he's too dedicated to his craft to show up and accept it. A real legend.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:09:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All joking aside imagine being from a country where Mickey Mouse & Company isn't that popular. Now imagine walking in an alley with a goofy ass mother fucker looking like this bouncing with his steps walking towards you giggling his ass off.
Yes. It's a reference to Fullmetal Alchemist, generally considered to be one of the best manga and anime of all time. If you have any affinity for the genre, I highly recommend you watch either the original anime or the remake, Brotherhood, or both. The original anime branched off from the manga about halfway through while Brotherhood did not, which means that the second half of the story is entirely different between the two. Most people consider Brotherhood to be the superior series, but I much prefer the 2003 series (and it is highly recommended by fans that you watch the original first, even if they believe it to be the inferior adaptation because Brotherhood is made somewhat under the assumption that you have either read the manga or seen the anime; it goes through the first part of the show at an extremely quick pace that would be hard for newcomers to follow) because I felt the darker tone and heavier emphasis on characters rather than action made for a better story (people who aren't big anime fans would likely find the original to be more enjoyable because of this). Both of them are pretty short. The original is only fifty-three episodes with a concluding movie, The Conqueror of Shamballa, while the 2009 series is sixty-four episodes with a movie, The Sacred Star of Milos, that takes place during the story.
I lived in the middle of the woods in the height of the Dog Man legend revival, i also had to walk a mile through the woods on a narrow dirt road to get to the bus stop. 4rth grade sucked.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:57:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Michigan and was told that DNR officers watched packs upon packs of dozens of wolves each run from the U.P. to the L.P. across the ice since it was so cold and the ice froze all the way across.
Someone was misinformed. There have been less than half a dozen sightings of wolves in the LP. They have to be pretty desperate to make the trip across the Straits. Most sightings in the LP are coyotes, dog-wolf hybrids or coyote-wolf hybrids. I have relatives in the DNR and believe you me they keep close tabs on wolf sightings. Not to mention wolves in Michigan were just de-listed which means there's enough to remove them from federal protection. The population couldn't have gotten that big in two years.
I feel like this story feels more believable because Michigan is kind of awful. If it was "The New York Dogman" I'd be like "Yeah sure, what is that a movie or something?", but with "The Michigan Dogman" it's like, "Oh, shit. That seems like exactly the kind of thing that would be in Michigan.".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The dude in the Dogman videos is my brother in law. He's a bit strange, but he loves knowing that his videos have screwed with people's heads.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a little kid, I would go nowhere without my bb gun at our cabin by Traverse City because I was so afraid of the Dogman.
One time I did go without my bb gun to a friend's house (his mom didn't like guns) and stayed until it got dark. I was walking the two-track (a dirt road made of two grooves for those who don't know) the mile back to my cabin. There was a storm approaching and since I didn't have a flashlight (idiot), I had to keep looking up to see the lightning between the trees to know I was still going in the right direction. I was crying by the time I saw the cabin lights and ran the distance to the cabin.
I was certain the Dogman was going to get me that night.
Don't forget about the melonheads at Felt Mansion!
DunDerD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In some "Bigfoot" circles they consider the Dogman to be a type of breed of Bigfoot. There is the classic big hairy Chewbacca one like from the Patterson Gimlin film, there is the Neanderthal type and the Dogman type.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was like "Michigan Dogman? Fuck, I live in Michigan..." Then I read the article, and everything is Northwest Michigan, and I live in Southeast Michigan. Thank fucking god
I grew up in Wolverine, Michigan. We lived on a dirt road with the nearest neighbor about a quarter mile away. Six year old me was asleep on the top bunk, my sister on the bottom when I awoke for some reason in the middle of the night. I look toward the foot of my bed and out the window and I saw a face in the bottom left corner looking at me. The older I get the less detail I remember but it was human-like but not quite human. I screamed and raised my blanket in front of my face and then brought it back down to see if it had gone, it had not. I covered myself, went into the fetal position and screamed until my parents came downstairs.
To this day I don't know if I was still asleep, it was some local tweaker, or something paranormal. This is the first time I've ever heard of this Dogman though. I'd like to note that I am a very big non believer in anything paranormal but I still don't have an explanation for what that was.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun story about this. I took a journalism class in HS and had a substitute the one day. Our teacher had prepared work for us since we had a big paper due at the end of the week, but this substitute took it upon himself to make a lesson for us. It was all about the "Michigan Dog Man". He had a slideshow that took a full hour with the origin story, tons of pictures, maps of sightings and victims, etc. Then, followed that up with an 8 page packet that "the teacher would collect the next day."
I was one of four people who didn't do the packet and worked on my paper during that period.
Our teacher came back the next day and was baffled when classmates asked her about questions on the packet. She then made sure the school board took him off the substitute list.
TL;DR: eccentric substitute freaks out part of my journalism class with a BS assignment about the "MI Dog-Man"
MrRadio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I just moved to Northern Michigan to a rural area. Whee.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I did a report on this in high school! It's actually really interesting the length if the sitings, the amount of photo evidence, and the myth around the dog an itself. Most people think that people are actually seeing timber wolves who were reintroduced to the area in the 1960's.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am local! You know, trolls. People who live under the bridge or the lower peninsula. I was saying this from the perspective of a yooper. It's a thing, I know it is.
I live in Michigan. We don't get wolves in the LP, but we do get bucket loads of coyotes. Those fuckers are aggressive, too. Lots of people's pets have been killed by them, including fair-sized dogs. It would be hard to mistake them for something man-sized, though.
spelbot ยท 2741 points ยท Posted at 13:27:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard this one where at some point in your life you get fat and bald, I have seen it first hand and it terrifies me.
[deleted] ยท 1387 points ยท Posted at 13:42:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You also get incredibly boring and have no friends left.
Well, you're the first comment ever to make me wonder what's involved with giving gold. Not being a big user of PayPal or Bitcoin, and somewhat protective of my CC#, none for you today ... but I actually clicked on the link and looked into it ...
I'm married and have a son, but I honestly enjoy my life much more now. No, I don't go out and do shots all weekend long like I used to; but I have a wife and a son that I enjoy going home to (and that are happy to see me), and I actually look forward to my future.
Well, don't take my "I suck" to mean that I don't like my life. It's really a statement that my life is no longer about me, and to most people I am quite boring since my life is focused mainly on my kids. I find it fascinating watching them grow and learn, and I enjoy exposing them to new things, places, and ideas. I have a few hobbies outside of the family, but I really don't have much time to focus on them. Hopefully as my kids get older I'll start incorporating some of my old hobbies back in their lives as well, but if they don't enjoy what I do I can always do them on my own.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
remierk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. My grandpa kept downhill skiing into his 70's and him and my grandma travel all over the world. My folks throw parties regularly in their 50's. If you don't want to be boring, then don't be.
I'm 26, fit, with an awesome head of hair and great sex life. Stop terrifying me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need to suck. Just remember to keep living.
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need to suck. Just remember to keep living licking.
FTFY
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You one day close your eyes, and when you open them, you're 48. You remember every rock concert you attended in your twenties as if they were just yesterday, you feel the same, but you are not the same.
I know.
I am 48, and although everybody who gets to know my age goes "nah, can't be", I surely am.
On the good side of it all, I deeply enjoy my age, I have a lovely family, kids (10 and 5) and the best wife one could ever wish for, and still do many things I was doing in my 20s (like going to rock, heavy metal, jazz, blues and classical music concerts).
As for friends, I keep those who I value most.
Mr. Wiener still works and performs adorably well, sex life is impressive, and I (still) don't have "health issues". Kinda lost some hair, so instead of having it long, as I had until some 20 years ago, I just have it extra-short, and now I like it this way. When using my favourite black leather jacket, i look more badass this way (nah, who am I kiddin'? I still look exaggeratingly amiable even with my black leather jacket on).
TL;DR Don't be that afraid. It can keep being great if you want to and learn how.
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:17 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
instead of having it long, as I had until some 20 years ago, I just have it extra-short, and now I like it this way
Uhhh... did I just type something for /r/nocontext?
I started to go bald a few years after I got fat, but then a doctor noticed I had a failing thyroid and put me on a drug to replace the hormone the thyroid normally produces. My scalp stopped having weirdly intense bouts of itching, and now I'm likely to die with almost all the hair I still have (though that is as much a comment on my other medical problems as it is about the solution to that particular issue.)
I have a Russian house mate and he is determined for that not to happen. He's fit as fuck and is like 65 and still has almost all of his hair. I have seen 20 year olds with less hair than him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well male pattern baldness can be like death, unavoidable. Fat however, is. In fact, if you're adapt at keeping the ol' blerch at bay, MPB concerns would sort themselves out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm halfway to the bald, but the gym keeps the fat away.....for now!
Won't get fat because I exercise and eat well and always will, but I am going bald. Can confirm, it's as terrifying as you could imagine. Gotta marry my girl quick before it all falls out.
[deleted] ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 15:28:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad grew up in Karachi in Pakistan. He used to tell me the story of the backwards feet lady. She would walk in the middle of the night. Her feet were basically facing in the wrong direction. My dad and his friend were working the graveyard shift and they were driving home. My dad saw this lady walking alone on the side of the road and her saw her. My dad's friend said to give her a ride because it wasn't common for ladies to ever walk alone. So he stopped and asked her if she needed a lift. He got out of the car and saw she had backwards feet. He tried to get back in the car and drive away but she was right next to him and scratched his forehead. He nearly got his head cut off. Used to scare the shit out of me.
Jigsus ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:30:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Trinidad and we have a legend called douens here. They are short, pale human-like creatures whose feet are backwards and wear straw hats to cover their faces. They are supposedly the spirits of unbaptised children who died before they could be baptised. They lead children into forests. It is part of the legend that you shouldn't say your child's name outside of a forest at dusk because that's when they roam. If they learn your name they will haunt you forever or something like that. I live on two acres of orchard so this one kept me up at night when I was a little one.
oh hey! I got a story about them! I'll copy paste it: (and nice to see a Trini :P )
Here's my story (not a house one I swear!), but I warn you now there's a lot of backstory involved (1st paragraph, you can skip it if you want):
In the summer about 3 years ago when I was 17 I was in the Caribbean to attend the wedding of my aunt and also to baby-sit a house my mother was building (we live in the US so we don't get to see the house that often). The house is at the edge of a forest and the island is a third world country, so I'm talking dusty street lamps and dirt roads, not to mention the closest house is a half mile away, and that house is my nanny's where the engagement party was taking place. Between the houses is a dirt lot because we didn't finish landscaping it yet and since it rained the night before (monsoon season) it was a MUDDY dirt lot, so in true trini style we threw planks of wood that you jump from to connect the houses and not dirty our shoes.
Enough back story sorry. So I'm at my mum's new house, going to my nanny's to eat and join the festivities. Go there, do that, want to make it back before it gets dark but I end up partying to much and it gets later than expected. As I go to leave the area (the first floor is an open air lounge area where any human or animal could walk up into) I see something by the exit: it's black, bout 2 feet high, stood on 4 legs with white markings on the underside of each legs and had a tail... I realized it was my other neighbor's dog Hercules.
I was happy to have a dog then because they say dogs sense ghost and it being dark is said to be when the ghost come out. So we make the trip back to my house, I'm jumping from plank to plank to avoid the mud and Herc was manning it up (Dogging it up?) and walking in the mud. As I jump on a plank, think of a sea-saw. One side goes up in the air (the suction sound makes a 'shint' sound) and when I leave that side it falls down with a 'splurt' sound.
So I'm jumping from plank to plank each making 'shint' and 'splurt' sounds when about 12 planks in I hear a 'shint' followed by a 'splurt' behind me. Just one. I pause for just a second, thinking I heard something. I look at Herc, who wasn't barking or anything, he just looking at me back like 'why did we stop hooman?'
So I continue plank-jumping my way home, and as soon as I did it I heard it again: 'shint'-'splurt'... except it wasn't me. Herc gave a hiccup of a bark and I knew what was up. I'm no fool, I've heard what happens to people caught by spirits, I took off. ... Well I guess I was a bit of a fool still because I was still jumping from plank to plank, making the sounds that we all know so well by now. But as my pace increased so did the plank-mud sounds, I realized there were more than just one THING behind me. The thing about every culture is that there's a story about someone looking back when they're not suppose to and suffering for it, and sorry I didn't wanna pull a Lot's Wife, or more aptly put, Herc's wife Hera.
So I'm running for my life, Herc is running mainly because I'm running and some other things are chasing me, and growing in number. After a few seconds, I guess Herc was like 'eff this' and pulled ahead. I'm all 'HERC NO COME BACK!' but he was off to my house, which was actually beneficial for me because he turned on the sensor lights that were a few feet away from me! I busted my ass to get to that light radius (by now there were so many plank sounds that I hear some footsteps in the mud as well, they must have ran out of plank space), and as soon as I hit the light radius I heard a RUSH of wind. I turned around because I knew I was safe in the light and I just see small black shapes not running but 'flying?' is best to describe it? in each direction away from the light. I thank herc, he wags his tail and walks back to his house (he ain't afraid).
I go to my house, keep all the lights on and sleep because that's a typical night in Trinidad I suppose. Then I hear a dog howling, not in anger but in pain (it's easy for me to hear the difference) down by the street. Then I hear that same rush of footsteps running on my patio outside, hitting the walls, hitting the windows, hitting the doors. I know it was trying to get in, so I rushed to every possible entrance to make sure it was locked, and eventually it subsided. Seems like no one in my nanny's house heard anything and since I have a shitty $40 a month american phone, which doesn't even work outside of america, I couldn't call anyone at the time, I had to wait it out.
The next morning, my uncle wakes me up because he thought I slept in late (he woke me up around 12 which he thought was weird because I usually wake up before 9 [i'm 17 on vacation, give me a break!]). he ask 'wat de hell happened last night?' I go around the house to check it out: There were muddy hand prints all around the house, child size with an elongated thumb on each hand. freak as hell. In the mud around the house, especially around the plank area we also found child size foot prints but here's the thing: The footprints were backwards. Meaning the night before they were running to my house but they were facing my nanny's house. It was a spirit, several of them chasing me. I'd have died if it caught me. I have loads of stories like that, my entire family is 'haunted' I suppose (perks of being in the Caribbean!)
For those who are curious, the spirit is known as a DOUEN, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douen and the area I was in is known to have them, and here's a pic of what they supposedly do (it's the one leading the girl in the forest)
It was longer than expected sorry! Hope you enjoyed it! sleep tight haha!
blammer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:21:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap this is freaky shit, thank you for sharing! You just went to sleep, like weren't you afraid of them coming in?
There was people in the house, power of numbers and they didn't seem to hear/feel/sense anything, but granted they were asleep. So, I followed suit basically.
Buck is an obscure one from Guyana. It's a short, hairy humanoid thing that kills people. I think it's either an old, old story to instill fear of native amerindians or a version of the Wendigo. The Asian ones like the Japanese myths are damned terrifying.
Also I should add, in most folklore stories, monsters and spirits aren't allowed to come in unless they have an explicit welcome, think vampires or faries! I suppose it help true to this as well.
Remind me to never EVER come close to you, or your family. That is some freaky shit. Also, did you think of taking pictures of the hand prints by any chance?
Another Pakistani here. My version is that this lady asks someone for a car ride. This someone is with a friend. They agree and drop the woman off somewhere. When she is leaving the friend realises what they offered a ride to and book it outta there.
Also that if you are walking alone at night and hear your name from behind you, dont turn around until you hear it three times or this women will kill you..
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it will possess you and never look in the the eyes.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Mexico and the Southwest US we have a similar legend. The Ciguapas. They are said to have long flowing hair and are naked. Their feet are backwards to confuse villagers so they cant be followed when they steal food and other things from villages.
that's actually very likely. think, an odd deformity (which according to a quick google search is extremely possible. and a woman walking alone at night scratching a guy who walks up to her, from a car that just stopped and has another guy in it? she was thinking he was gonna rape/kill her.
she's no monster, just a very paranoid woman with a mild deformity.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. Hobble away if you're scared. Don't come near me. When I get startled, I do some weird twitchy shit and nobody wants to be a part of that awkward party.
I swear to God that there used to be someone that walked around my local mall who had backwards feet. He never tried to cut anyone's head off but it was still pretty strange. Kinda feel bad for him now if having those feet makes some people associate him with an urban legend.
Zabadoz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:50:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like the end of this story is missing. So... he didn't get back in the car and she jacked his ride?? Or he ran away and she thumped after him until they reached his house at which point he was obligated to invite her in for tea?
Alarid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a backwards story.
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are called churails in Urdu and witches in English as far as my understanding goes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You speak Urdu?! Yay me too! My dad called it something else though I'm just going based on how it sounds. He called it the pichly peari
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:38 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yesss, pichal peari, exactly. Quite a few Urdu speakers here.
I heard loads of stories about them and ways to avoid standing under trees at night, never look in the eyes, they are normally dressed up real shabby or in white, stuff like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:08 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya! My dad described her as wearing a white shabby dress. At first I thought of the spirits from The Grudge or The Ring. Lol
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More creepy then The Grudge or Ring, I find the ghosts or whatever you want to call them from these movies more simple. Well, anyway.
Peasant lady should be hanged, not know Putin declaring war.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is common in India and Pakistan. What happens is orphan children get their legs broken so they are more sympathetic when begging. Intentionally maiming kids is terrible.
Commenting to show this to my boyfriend later. His ex was Pakistani and she apparently told him this exact thing had happened to her Dad and swore that it was true lol. :P
So... He couldn't get back in the car because she was right there. Then... What? Lol. Also, scratched his forehead = almost got decapitated. Sorry, I'm giggling more than anything
Some placing a needle on a seat(cinema, bus,...) with a note on it: Congratulations, you are now HIV positive.
Checking every seat now...
[deleted] ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 19:25:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HIV is actually TREMENDOUSLY difficult to pass on even with direct sexual contact (1/900 incidences of sexual contact result in successful transmission) if that makes you feel any better. The likelihood of getting it from a needle is like... 0%. Especially if they warn you right after that it happened. Oops, guess I have to go to the doctor for some antiretrovirals. Expensive and it sucks but it won't kill you, it'll just be inconvenient.
actually its between 1/2500 and 1/1250 for PIV sex. source
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:02:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah my stats were from a recent study focusing on homosexual sex, which aside from blood transfusion has the highest transmission incidence (I think, I'd have to double check?). Just cos butts aren't as elastic as vaginas and tear more when sex happens, thus more vectors for transmission.
Blood transfusion is a surefire way to get it but it drops off precipitously after that. I think something like 63/10000 for drug use and sharing and 23/10000 for needle sticks. Again, not the kind of odds you want to play around with but not exactly against you either.
hansn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HIV dies of super quickly in air so hes right its realy unlikely to get it from a needle
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:08:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically, yes. It's a bad idea to let the actual transmission data out there because people are stupid. They'd look at those odds and say "oh that's not so bad!" and are more likely to be careless.
Asmius ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone else said, remember the sheer number of EMTs who prick themselves with HIV positive needles every day. In the grand scheme of things, it's not like every EMT has contracted HIV, just it's a slightly higher risk profession.
When I was a kid the stories were always about blood covered razor blades placed in the coin return slots of payphones
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While your statistics definitely take the fear out of the urban legend, I think having to go to the hospital to get expensive drugs because you've been stabbed by a contaminated needle strategically placed by a madman is slightly more than an inconvenience!
I'm more concerned about people pissing in the thing where you grab your snack from (not even sure how you'd call it). Anyways I hate vending machines.
I think about this whenever I go to the vending machine at work.
fredemu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
HIV can't survive in open air for more than a few seconds. The chance of contracting that way is pretty much 0%.
The only way this would work is if they had it somehow rigged to inject you with HIV-positive blood - not just poke you with a needle that they had previously used.
That said, it's still a good idea to get yourself checked out if you were to run into that kind of situation. Even if you likely wouldn't contract HIV that way, there'd still be a risk of infection, tetanus, and so on - and if you're at all worried that there's even a tiny chance that a live HIV virus was somehow contained in the setup used, there's medication that can be used to greatly reduce the already low risk of actually being infected if administered quickly.
People were doing that in Atlanta. They would take their dirty needles and stick them in the handle of the gas pump so the next person to use it would get stuck. The odds of you catching any disease from that, though, is pretty ludicrously low.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeezus, is this a thing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha. There is extremely little chance of catching HIV from a single needle prick. I would laugh at the idiot who wrote the note and actually thought it would work 100% of the time, and then go test myself. Not very terrifying though.
That's impossible... The amount of virus to make a successful contamination has to be high. Besides the HIV virus can only live a few seconds outside a cell, and blood outside the body will coagulate very quickly.
The blood in the tip of a needle will not have enough viable virus, if any, to infect you. So do not worry on sitting in that needle...
PS: This is very different from sharing a syringe with someone infected...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream similar to this when I was younger. In my dream, there was a group/cult going around, placing hypodermic needles under gas nozzles so when you squeezed it to start pumping gas, you were stabbed with this needle and infected with something (don't remember if it was a drug or disease).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During a missions trip to Detroit one of our youth leaders stepped on a needle while walking and it went straight through her flip flop and punctured her. She was rushed to the hospital and thank God didn't contract any diseases. Really scary to think about someone doing that on purpose though..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to believe you could seek immediate attention and treat it if you learned of infection that quickly, but I don't have the sources.
ayeleesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:31 on October 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened to a small boy where I live, he got on the bus to go into town and sat on a needle that some junkie had left there. He got tested and luckily he didn't end up catching anything but it's still scary to think that this stuff can happen.
Not sure if this is an urban legend, could well be. After reading 'The Smiling Man' over at r/letsnotmeet I can't take out the bins at night without listening for the sound of his feet shuffling against the pavement.
Edit
Sorry all I had to take out the bins last night (for real! Luck my SO came out with me)
Right!! Have you seen the video? I'll stand there for a few seconds, looking around for him. Then retreat backwards for fear if I turn... He'll be standing behind me.
peaks outside her window
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think he realized that he wasn't the same guy, though. Wasn't the guy who thought he was the smiling man saying that he did that in Atlanta or something? The Smiling Man story took place in Seattle.
The creepiest thing about this is how the writer has always maintained that it isn't supposed to be a paranormal story, just a really creepy guy that fucked with them, and that it is completely factual.
I'm not even saying it isn't, personally I believe the OP is telling a real story. But if it is made up, kudos to the writer for making it twice as scary by maintaining the illusion.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:47:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to smoke and whenever I would step outside at night I would pretty much give myself whiplash I would be looking back and forth so much and so quickly! I was POSITIVE I would see that grinning bastard tip-toe speed-walking toward me on the sidewalk. Fuck that! Im glad I don't smoke anymore.
Smiling Man video - even gives credit to the Redditor.
0ILERS ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:44:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. I used to think this was creepy, but after seeing the video it almost seems comical. Reminds me of Monty Python with their ministry of silly walks.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:47:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I have to agree with you.
I remember reading about the smiling man on the original thread... I thought it was definitely creepy and the OP had a great way of telling the story.
However, the guy playing the "smiling man" in the youtube video just looked way too goofy. It made me reconsider the whole story. Now I think of the smiling man as one of those lame Youtube "pranksters."
Originally, the smiling man gave me more of a comic book Joker vibe. Someone who was deranged and loving every minute of it. You hit the nail on the head with the Monty Python skit.
I dunno, the way he walks in the video is close to perfect. It makes me think of how an inhuman being would control a human body it was unfamiliar with...
walking rhythmically, grinning for no reason, not using the eyes for sight, all very creepy to me
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, my imagination was way scarier than the video which kinda ruined the story for me. It was so much more cartoonish and exaggerated in my mind, like a 20's film where everyone is moving so quickly and uncannily
Oh GOD. This is the only horror anything to have scared me in years. I have dreams with the woman from Ju On/The Grudge and the girl from the Ring and am totally cool (and one dream was that if you simply looked at a certain doll, then you'd be killed by Sadako), and it was the fucking smiling dancing guy that freaked my shit.
Please don't be in Ohio, scary smiling man.
missusk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:06:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I had something similar happen to me early June last year. I was walking home alone from a friend's to my parents in South Wales UK(about 20 minutes walk if I was doing it slowly), and about halfway I notice a man walking down the road on the other side, he's walking weirdly I take no notice. Pass him, shoot a glance he looks out of it (mid 50s at the very least), dancing along. He walks past me no issue, and I randomly glance across the road about 20 seconds later and he's turned back and matching me step for step fucking grinning at me, like a proper massive grin and with the creepiest expression I've ever seen. I've never ran so fast in my life. Phoned my sister practically shitting myself.
I'm a tad late but this story reminds me of the 'Mad Pierrot' episode from Cowboy Bebop. Obviously there are lots of differences but it immediately came to my mind as I was reading your link. You might want to check it out if you haven't already seen it.
My friend showed me that once. I thought it was a really well crafted story but kinda implausible. Then I had to walk across campus at 2 in the morning and nearly shat myself every time I saw someone in the distance. Suffice it to say my opinion on the story changed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you link it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part about this story for me is that out-of-place smiling or laughter is my biggest fear. I can handle pretty much everything else but just the image of someone coming at me just smiling...
From the looking up to the sky, to the tiptoeing, to the crouching down, to the "I didn't want to turn my back on him," I thought this was a story about the spycrab.
vxR3Dxv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you yo. That shit ain't right, my eyes are like Niagara cause that is some crazy stuff.. I don't want to hear about that guy.
The video doesn't do the story much justice. I imagine in the story the man moves more lanky and creepy versus the video's goofy movement of the smiling man.
This is why God gave us CCW permits. Some nutty fuck charging people walking home in the middle of the night around these parts is going to get lead poisoning.
zeert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never be able to find it again but I actually remember someone claiming they WERE the smiling man - he'd been in a great mood that night, was dancing down the street, saw the writer, and (I forget which) either wanted to share his mood with her or just be a weirdo for fun. He didn't sound like a bad guy, just didn't realize how terrified he made her.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This.
That post gave me the creeps for day's! I've read it to almost all of my family and friends.
Same man. It's so fucking annoying. I always feel like all my actions and even movements are being closely watched. They say people have a sixth sense that allows them to tell when people are looking at them. Well it's like I have left that switched on.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously thought that my life was the Truman show when I was about 10ish. Watching that show made me paranoid for ages.
As an adult it was a shameful idiot kid thing I thought I did, until I met my SO and he told me he did the same thing after watching the movie.
TriGurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I felt like that once in the shower then I looked down and our new bulldog had popped her head into the shower to see what I was doing. Lol
Litaita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, God. I'm not the only one. This has been going on for me since I was 11~, even if I knew nobody was home, I still felt that there was someone hiding, watching me (especially in the closet for some reason).
Reminds me of a Flying Steps track. Not sure if remix.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the latest episode of This American Life, they talked about individuals who feel like they are being watched and recorded 24/7 like The Truman Show. Apparently, it is pretty common.
I went through a phase of about a year where I was convinced that I had a camera in my eye and was being watched. It was paranoia but at the time it was terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you feel like somebodys watching you maybe somebody is. You should get your house swept for cia/nsa bugs before its to late. Also destroy your hard drive and only run GNU/Linux on completely open hardware.
liamw9 ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 15:59:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
When I turn on my bathroom light it flickers before it fully turns on and I alway imagine that I will see a figure appear in one of the momentary periods of light, but then disappear. I usually imagine a girl similar to the one in The Ring.
true story same thing with my bathroom light, so im use to it. already got my thing out and as the light turns completely on I see a massive camel spider on the toilet seat. That's the story of how I had to explain to my mom why I was pissing in the kitchen sink
U_W0TM8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What country do you live in?
I thought you only found those things in the desert.
they are too fast my brother tried burning one but it took it awhile to die. when it comes to those thing a cricket bat will do(those bats have edges good for splitting them in half)
U_W0TM8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ.
The clean-up must be horrendous... like stomping on a many legged kitten.
Gods no... hahaha. I think dwarf is better, personally. 'little person' sounds so condescending to me...
biowtf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly what I always think when I hear on TV that you guys prefer being called "little people". Who came up with that? It sounds like I'm calling you petty, of little personality or something. "Dwarf" is just a word that means...a person born with dwarfism. How is that offensive?
EXACTLY. The whole 'little people, big world' shit is ridiculous sometimes. It feels really condescending and degrading. Like we're too little to do shit. Dwarf is a legit term. Though the fantasy world has taken a liking to our kind and gave us beards, but hey, at least i know it's fantasy. The reality of it is that we're dwarfs. If dwarves don't accept 'dwarf' then they don't accept themselves. just imo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a real slice to the throat!
arris15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes me more scared for my dick than my throat....
jrhoffa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually tilting head up would bring the esophagus forward and bring the carotid artery and jugular vein back so instead of a clean slice to the bloodflow to the brain and a pretty quick death you die choking on your own blood in agony.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're my hero. I was constipated while I read this and that laugh echoed throughout my body to my buttcheeks and gave me the final push I needed to get this coka cola bottle sized shit out my ass. Thank you!
I'm just gonna start wearing goggles in the shower.
cdc194 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aha! Tilting your head backwards moves all of the important blood vessels backwards! They have to cut deeper! Wait.. there's the windpipe still there... nevermind.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
actually that protects your throat, to slit a throat you push the head slightly forward.
Actually I heard on tv or a movie that tilting your head back actually protects the arteries better. For maximum throat slicing effectiveness tilt head forward.
Fun anatomy factoid- leaning back like that actually makes it harder to sever vital blood vessels.
Leaning forward puts them in prime slicing position.
I saw this episode of Bones or NCIS or something where the victims would be grabbed from their beds and have bags held over their heads until they suffocated.
I always slept with my arm and a blanket in front of my mouth after that.
Hah, I remember watching Psycho as a kid and I did the same thing for a year or so.
Developed a whole system where all I had to do was lean my head back so I could watch the door (we had fogged glass doors on the shower rather than a curtain) the entire time.
If I walk into a bathroom and the shower curtain is closed I open it no matter what.
[deleted] ยท 726 points ยท Posted at 16:00:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend is an ass and will get in the shower with me without me noticing. I don't even know how many times I've opened my eyes after rinsing my hair and he's right there in front of me. Scares the shit out of me every time.
I do that to my wife... Sometimes, though, she can stand there for minutes at a time, without opening her eyes.. and I just stare at her and sometimes I can't hold it together and I start giggling quietly and then eventually I loose it and laugh way too loud... which scares her somewhat, but less than just seeing me on her own.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:28:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he does that to me too, I have a lot of hair so it takes forever for me to rinse it. The faces he makes usually startle me more than the fact that he just appeared in front of me.
I grew up scaring my sister and have become very good at it. I used to scare my ex all the time, mostly because she kind of deserved it. My current girlfriend "wasn't treated very well as a kid" so I don't have the heart to do anything mean to her. Whenever I devise a scary plan, I just settle for telling her how funny it would have been, but didn't since she's such a sweetheart.
My boyfriend tried this once, and I sucked punched him right in the stomach. I didn't even mean to hurt him, it was just an instant reaction. I'm surprised your wife hasn't done the same.
My ex used to sneak into the bathroom and grab my wiener when I was in the shower. Really freaked the shit out of me. I'm lucky I never slipped while she was holding on.
DVS720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thats terrible. just an arm coming in and grabbing your lil homie...
acruz80 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:40:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a tip, that's a pretty dangerous thing to do. Falling in the shower is no joke. There aren't many soft things to land on and it's inherently a pretty slippery place.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When it comes to slipping in the shower I'm surprisingly good at catching my balance. Thankfully he doesn't do it much any more, I think I finally yelled at him enough.
How does someone sneak into a shower without the other noticing? Just seems pretty noticeable to me, or I just don't own the gigantic showers these people do.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:08:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually barely big enough for both of us. I think it's because I have funky hearing in my right ear and when I'm standing there with my head under water and my funky ear towards the door I don't hear much. He's also creepy stealthy and ninja-y.
Is he normally standing there with a boner all like "yup, we in this bitch FOR YOU" and then he helicopters while your screaming from fear but eventually he hypnotizes you and you guys totally bang, all 4 bases!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only reason I don't lock the door is because I know he'll be joining me. But now that one of our friends just moved in I'm worried that he'll have a stupid moment and go in the bathroom while I'm there.
I do this to my husband. Usually I just poke my head through the curtain and wait for him to open his eyes, but occasionally I'll sneak in and stand in front of him until his eyes open. In an ongoing scare war, it's the only battle I'm winning so far.
All I have to do is peek into the shower and when my wife notices me she looks me straight in the eyes and screams the loudest, longest, most blood-curdling scream I've ever heard.
I don't even do it on purpose. I'm just scary looking and want to see boobies.
It's so common my kids will come hooting and hollering, "Hahaha, Daddy you got her again!!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would cause me to jump, slide around the tub, and fall to my death wrapped in my shower curtain.
I started to put it all together and that's what I figured. My question still stands about it being an actual real thing though.....
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck do you not notice?
Do you have your eyes closed like the whole time? Why do you have a silent shower door? Curtains are noisy too. How?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I'm oblivious to 95% of what's going on when I'm home. I have funky hearing in my right ear so if I'm not paying attention and actively listening to/for something I will miss it, especially when my head is under the shower head.
Best way to get over imagining those types of scary situations is simply imagining you being aggressive and not screaming.
Open the curtain and there's a ghost girl standing there? Punch that bitch in the face, she ain't gonna scare you. She weighs like 60 pounds, you could throw that bitch through a window.
Apolik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:02:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's because when you do that, you temporarily lose all your senses. Your body/mind isn't used to that, because it uses the senses to get information from the surroundings and act accordingly. If you deliberately put yourself in a position that renders all of them unavailable, it's obvious that some mechanism will activate to get you out of that position and regain control.
Here's all the senses:
Sight: Eyes closed.
Hearing: Inherent shower sound + water running over your ears.
Smell: Overloaded with the soap/shampoo aromas.
Taste: (Well, it's useless in the context)
Touch: You have your hands busy, your feet are occupied because you're standing, your skin is being splashed with water (you only feel stimuli greater than that).
I hope this helps :) Knowledge is a good fear-deterrent.
I terrified of this! Also brushing my teeth/washing my face and bending down to wet my face or spit out my tooth paste. Then coming back up and something standing behind me in the mirror.
Or the opposite, when I go to the bathroom someone will be behind the curtain. I usually either punch the shower curtain hoping to startle them or yell "I know you're back there bitch" hoping they'll realize that I'm too badass to murder.
My wife does this sometimes. Ill have my head under the water with my eyes closed and she comes into the shower. She has no idea how close she is to getting pinched every time.
I thought that was a Rockwell reference but it appears everyone is thinking you are serious so now I'm not sure. But like many things I'm seeing here, that is not an urban legend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god this one. Most of the time you're fine but then you remember that someone could be standing there and then the fear just builds in you until you open your eyes and you realise how stupid you are.
Last year there was a fuse blown in my bathroom so I was showering in the dark for a little while. Had to get over that fear pretty fast.
aha yes, but does that someone know that I wash my hair with my eyes open? checkmate!
mresta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My husband this to me once and pulled this most horrific face. Yes, I screamed my lungs out. Yes, I know it was 10 years ago, but I still remind him to never, ever do that again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FWIW, they would somehow have to get into, I assume, a locked bathroom without you hearing them. I'd be more scared about rounding the corner outside the bathroom and getting clubbed over the head.
I had a friend sneak into the bathroom while I was showering and grab me. I was washing my face and had soap in my eyes at the time. Now I wash around my eyes every time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I was never afraid of this one before. Guess I'll be keeping my eyes open from now on.
_pH_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a nightmare when I was a kid about a ghost on the other side of the shower curtain when this boy was hiding there from it. The ghost imitated the voice of his baby sitter to try to lure him out. It was this blue-ish ghost that didn't look like a person and had never been alive.
I couldn't have been older than 5 when I had that dream, and after it I used clear shower curtains until college.
This happens to me too! Not all the time, but if I start to think about it I really freak myself out. Especially if I'm home alone. Glad to find out it isn't just me.
8nate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or pulling back the curtain suddenly and seeing someone.
When I was younger I always thought the girl from the exorcist was going to be there once I opened my eyes. I got real good at showering without ever closing my eyes. Also last night the power went out when I was in the shower for a few seconds. For a moment I almost turned the shower into a toilet. A toilet that I poo in because who doesn't pee in the shower. Anyway that's all.
Tl;dr: closing your eyes in the shower summons Reagan and poo.
katedid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too scared to look away from the mirror while brushing my teeth. It doesn't help that in my bathroom mirror you can see the cat tower, and those fuckers always climb on it when I'm not looking. So for a second I have a mini panic attack, until I realize it's just a cat and not a murderer in the reflection.
I did this to my ex-girlfriend once. I slunk into the bathroom and silently parted the curtain. She was washing her hair all peaceful like, eyes closed, probably thinking about something happy or cute. I was wide-eyed rocking a devilish grin. She opens her eyes, screams like I've never heard before, and then starts sobbing uncontrollably. I felt really bad. And she was super pissed for a while.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did this to my wife the other day. Got in the shower silently while she was washing her hair and just stood there staring at her. She opened her eyes, screamed for a good 10 seconds, almost fell, then started crying. I have no idea what the neighbors probably thought.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm in the shower.
I'm afraid to wash my hair.
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there.
People say I'm crazy.
Just a little touched.
But maybe showers remind me of
"Psycho" too much.
You don't even understand, my parents moved me out to a farm house when I was thirteen, the only shower was fully exposed in the creepy, concrete basement. Not only was there no separate room for the shower, but there was a huge area I couldn't see, and the shittiest lighting ever. I would always see large shadows (Storage space) and I just had to assume every time I showered that it wouldn't be the time those shadows moved and reveal a knife wielding lunatic mental ward escapee. People with bathroom showers and doors will never truly understand how terrifying showers can be.
I leave my bathroom shower curtain open at night, not for MY safety, but for the safety of whoever might be hiding behind there when I get up to take a leak.
Thanks a lot Pennywise. Fucking guy ruined showering for me when I was 5 years old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Or when I close the mirrored medicine cabinet in my bathroom....even when I do it in the daytime I still get spooked out someone will be in the mirror when I shut it 0.0
Ikinoki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine you wash your head close your eyes and then open them and see that you are in deep space. Now you are dying from asphyxation and heat in space looking at the Milky Way from 500000 ly away and not even thinking that it's Milky Way, your dying brain just tries to understand what the fuck has happened.
abenton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am faster than your eyelids, so don't be too worried about seeing me.
Omg I swear I thought I was the only one! Kind of similar to not wanting to look back when I'm waling down the corridor to my room... I always think something is going to start chasing me! lol
This used to scare me a lot as well, especially when I showered at night while everyone else was asleep. Sometimes after rinsing out the shampoo from my hair, I'd take a swing in front of me just in case before I opened my eyes. Can never be too safe.
Bathrooms just scare me. I'm afraid someone will be in my shower. I'm afraid that if I look down to wash my face in front of the sink and look back up, I will see someone standing behind me.
Lereas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While unemployed after a layoff a couple years back, I was showering on a Friday afternoon after doing some yardwork.
Opened my eyes after washing my face and saw someone standing there with the curtain pulled back a little bit, smiling a super creepy smile at me.
I completely flipped out for about 2 seconds, flailing my arms and searching frantically for a weapon and nearly having a heart attack before my brain caught up to my eyes and I realized it was my wife who had apparently come home early from work and decided it would be a great idea to nearly kill her husband.
[deleted] ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 13:51:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified of licking envelopes in case there are insect eggs embedded within the glue. That, and the Seinfeld episode where Susan dies from toxins within cheap glue. Whether or not it actually occurs, it's just not worth the risk.
I'm guessing the story you read about licking envelopes and bugs is the story where a woman licks an envelope and weeks later her tongue got swollen. When the doctor cuts her tongue open a live cockroach flies out? Am I right? I did some research on it and the story is fake. Cockroaches lay eggs in egg cases. Also, the body temperature won't be suitable for the eggs to hatch inside the tongue.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's an urban legend, it just always crosses my mind when closing an envelope. It's hard to lick anything when you've just had cockroaches on the brain.
I've always found it funny how people are so afraid of things like this, and asteroids, getting attacked by a shark, etc. And then they go and drive on the highway while eating food high in sodium and cholesterol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always associate envelope glue with duck piss since that one episode of Friends.
The suicide forest in Japan? I think it's Japan. ..where supposedly spirits lurk about
RayBoogs ยท 1397 points ยท Posted at 13:33:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The suicide forest isn't a myth thats the scary bit. A forest where hundreds of people have killed themselves, and where you can stumble across a human skeleton.
Holy shit, imagine getting kidnapped then thrown into the woods. "There's a bunch of dead bodies in here. Take this sack and fill it with their wallets and stuff. Also, there may or may not be vengeful spirits lurking about and whatnot. Anyway, see you in eight hours, fuckface!"
OniTan ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 17:45:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wablam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw the movie I think on Netflix awhile back, I'll try and confirm and post the title when I get to my laptop
OniTan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has it been done? I thought I had a billion dollar idea!
Wablam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:24:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this is the movie I saw about the suicide forest. Not the same scenario as your idea, but it does have a lot of vengeful spirits from the forest and things of that nature.
I think it should tell you more about the Yakuza; these dudes are hard enough to cut off their own fingers, but they won't go into this forest themselves.
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Wvlf_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely love the vice doc for the suicide forest. Definitely one of the best docs out there. It's heartbreaking to see that a beautiful place like that is linked to so many tragedies.
And the old man who has to walk through the forest to make sure there aren't any bodies is just so nice. He's constantly saying how he hopes no one ever has to feel so bad that they feel the need to kill themself and then he tries to be nice to that guy that was probably there to kill himself. I'm glad there are people like him in the world.
bosskis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:15:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 18:41:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry it took so long for a reply. I realize that's his job, but it seemed like he genuinely cared about people. Just because it was his job doesn't mean he didn't seriously care.
It is a good one. I really like the way Vice make their documentaries. There are obviously a few dodgey and pretentious ones, but the majority are really great.
It's crazy in that doc when the forest ranger guy that they are following comes across a dude in a tent who is thinking about it. He has to talk people out of doing it.
Phnglui ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a big problem with that documentary. When he comes across the "skeleton," why are the bones perfectly bleached? Why don't the clothes show any sign of decomposition or stains?
watching it made me decide to call my therapist for a visit. I didn't realize how low I was feeling until watching someone talk about suicide and listening to my internal dialogue respond.
I already got to the point of 0 fucks given, its so bad I ended my 3 year relationship before realizing I actually did give a fuck about that... hopefully that can be fixed.
I have an appointment booked for next week so I should be fine. As long as my family works with me and keeps me busy and from being alone I will be fine. Its when im left alone with my thought that things get the worst
There's also a bridge where hundreds of dogs have jumped off of. There's a Cracked article with this and the suicide forest in it, I'll try to pull it up.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That josh monster hunter guy went in there, he found a tent with a bloodied machete iirc, and they also caught someone standing in the woods then crouch down and dissapear, i love the monster hunting documentaries but it's so hard to take it seriously knowing what reality tv is like.
Destination Truth! I love that show. I love learning about myths from around the world
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to go there with a backpack full of food and water, a map, and a compass and just wander off the path for a day or two. Experiencing that atmosphere knowing the back story would be amazing.
Problem is I think it's illegal to go off the path and into the actual forest proper.
I watched a different documentary on Japan that touched on the forest near the end. For this one you did see an officer speak to someone, but he said he couldn't stop her unless he knew for sure. No pictures of bones or anything, just an eerily peaceful place.
There's a show called "Destination Truth. It's mostly about "paranormal investigation" with your typical: "There! Did you see that?! camera shows nothing" lines.
But, the thing that I love about this show is the places they visit to do mentioned investigations. There's an episode about this forest (S2E11) and damn it's creepy as hell. It's the first time I believed one of the places they visited was truly haunted (along with their Chernobyl expedition).
Definitely recommend watching this episode even if you are not a fan of the show or the genre.
Amazon has it On Demand, I think.
I don't understand why the bodies aren't found. Couldn't it be a simple case of putting a check point at the entrance and making people sign in and out. If somebody checks in but doesn't check out. Well I would figure that something bad happened
I can't really think a "in and out door" for a 14 square mile forest would work. How would you stop people just walking to a bit that doesn't have a gate where you sign in?
I had a friend who went there. He said as soon as you go into the forest you feel suddenly drained of your happiness. He described it as all the spirits who died there urging you on to kill yourself.
But I don't believe all that supernatural stuff, and just put it down to a placebo effect, walking around a place where hundreds of people kill themselves would make anyone feel weird.
Quasic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:02:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went camping there last summer. Didn't see anything, but it's still extremely creepy to be there.
There are these huge, natural pits dotted through parts of the forest. And the floor is oddly volcanic in places. Very creepy place to be.
You went camping in Aokigahara? Did you see the yarn trails? The suicide hotline signs? Any signs of people being there at all?
Quasic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:52 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aokigahara is pretty huge, and we didn't go the same route that they took in the Vice documentary, so we didn't see the yarn. There were some signs against suicide, but not near where we camped. Nor did we go as far in as I would have liked, but it was still a thoroughly weird place to be.
Sea of trees is very much how it felt. It was so cloudy/foggy we couldn't see Fuji there either.
There's an episode of Destination Truth where they go there, really cool episode.
knm20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that show! That's one of my favorite episodes. I watch that show all the time because it's on netflix. I love the crew and the humor and all the cool places/people they visit. I wish it was still going.
Moncole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They should make a horror game besed around that forest.
I'm so stupid, sorry, I read it as In Japan instead of I think it's Japan.
[deleted] ยท 697 points ยท Posted at 13:18:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer. The actual story is hokey and lame, but that picture... I see it when I close my eyes at night. Smiledog is just as bad.
Also that freaky Asian webcomic with the animation. I was more annoyed than frightened at first, then I had a nightmare about it; it doesn't help that I'm afraid of walking alone in the dark anyway.
[deleted] ยท 325 points ยท Posted at 14:29:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do not think the picture of Jeff is as scary as it used to be because I always think of Flo from the Progressive commercials.
Insidious was a good movie. A lot of people hate on it but I liked it a lot. The only weird part was when they went into the devil land, it seemed pretty fake to me but the rest was good.
zenyoul ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:09:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine a baked baked potato(wide eyes) with a Glasgow smile.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was scary until I read the story. That has to be one of the most poorly written things I have ever read. Both the content and form were just awful.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think of the overly attached girlfriend meme. Also to make Jeffrey less scary google: "go to slop"
Great, now I think of that picture and just imagine Jeff saying, "SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING TO PROGRESSIVE."
Wistian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the resemblance is uncanny
[deleted] ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 13:45:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer is why I hate to open my eyes at night. I refuse to sleep on my side so I won't be staring into that ghastly face.
[deleted] ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 14:04:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was very young, maybe about eleven, I read a book of scary stories. In one of them a skeptical man volunteered to stay overnight in a haunted castle; he saw and heard nothing all night until about midnight, when he opened his eyes and saw a severed, blood-dripping head hovering above his bed. Apparently he ran as fast as he could out of there.
I'm almost twenty-one now and I never go to bed without thinking about that story at least once.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so. This happened in England in the late 90s-early 2000s and from the look of it that book was American, not to mention the other stories don't ring any bells. I think it was just a generic book of ghost stories - maybe that story was in both of them?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:22:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought of that book too, but I think it just has a different version of the same story. I think that one was about a skeptic kid who tried to stay overnight in a haunted house until a severed head fell down the chimney and screamed at him.
That' was my brother's favorite episode of "Fairy Tale Theater" as a kid, it was great. All of those were great because of the humor and the casts. I need to rewatch those.
I remember that story, although I don't think it ends that way. There were a couple of people who stayed at the haunted inn, and the last guy, some hippie musician, saw the bloody hand and instead of running away, he told the hand "You need a band aid dude?" He was really chill about it
I had this book about weird supernatural events that were supposed to be scary. The stories were kind of lame, but the drawings after the title of the stories were fucking horrifying. They were black and white and had an 1800 hundreds sketch look to them. One was of a man with a camera instead of his head, looking right into your soul. Fuck that book. I also remember there was one that I was too scared to ever look at when I got to it, I can't remember what it is but I know it terrified me. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.
I had to sleep at a hospital one night but instead i was listening to someone read the first three jeff the killer stories on youtube. Was not able to sleep right for months after that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:13:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some creepypasta about a teenager who moves into town with his family. He then gets bullied by the local neighborhood kids so much that he goes insane, burns his eyebrows and cuts the edges of his mouth to form a creepy smile. And before you are killed by him, he says "GO TO SLEEP".
It's mildly creepy, but the image, good fucking god.
On second thought, you're right. There were a few overlapping elements (skeptic staying in a haunted house and a severed head at the end) but otherwise completely different stories. My bad!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I had a friend tell me a story that ended in "and at the foot of his bed, there was a six foot tall corpse."
HoldenH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow every night?
olitod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remembered that book. It had a black cover right? Kind of small with a ghost illustration.
The severed head was a disgruntled blue middleaged ghost face?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MEE TI DOTEE WALKER!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:34:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY NOPE, BATMAN!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that Uncle Fester?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:03:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a heads up, sleeping on your back increases your chance of having sleep paralysis, during which you're very likely to see something like Jeff standing over you. Lying your your side might just be safer...
Story time! I get sleep paralysis episodes many times. The scariest one was when I was laying on my side and I saw a frost white face rise slowly from the edge of my bed making full eye contact with me while rising. It kept on rising and came on my eye level. I know it wasn't real, it was just a nightmare but th
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:54:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what? But what? What did you see?!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:33:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Last sleep paralysis episode I had I couldn't see anything due to being stuck under my blanket. what I heard was TV static and what sounded like a little girl screaming bloody-murder at the top of her lungs right by my head. As soon as I was able to move I began to flail wildly. I slept under two blankets that night.
I've always had a fear of seeing a face in the dark. I guess the fact that I've had that fear since I was a child has just given me more time to address it and get over it. The best way to get rid of a fear like that is by associating it with something completely absurd.
jereoxy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer is proper hilarious if you read the story.
If people want a rundown - Jeff is a boy of unknown age who moves to a new town. He keeps getting a strange feeling. One day he and his brother are ambushed by twelve year olds at the bus stop. The twelve year olds pull knives on him, but he beats the shit out of them. Twelve year olds pull knives on him and he beats the shit out of them. I felt the need to say that twice just in case you're only skimming, because its fucking gold and too funny to ignore.
The police come to his door. Jeff's like, yeah, I beat the shit out of them. Then his brother appears with a knife. The policemen point a gun at him, because apparently carrying a knife in your own home is a crime. His brother is like, no, I did it. The police are like, whatever, we'll send the brother to borstal. Jeff is proper sad about this.
Fast forward to a party three days later. Jeff goes to a child's birthday party and is ambushed yet again by the twelve year olds, who have made a miraculous recovery apparently. A big, 'Family Guy Chicken Fight'-style fight breaks out, which involves Jeff being kicked in the face, having a bottle of whiskey smashed off his head, and being shot at by the guns the twelve year olds are carrying (lolwut). None of the adults try to stop this, because of personal adult reasons.
Jeff kills the twelve year olds, but is covered with vodka and bleach and is set on fire. He goes to the burns unit of the hospital where he is left for two weeks. Then the doctor brings his family in before revealing what he looks like (lol) and, surprise-fucking-surprise, he looks like a burn victim. The doctor sends him home without any plastic surgery (lol). Jeff gets off on his new face, burns his eyelids off and cuts his mouth into a smile (lol).
He then starts murdering people, the end.
Honestly its too funny not to read all the way through. My friend and I spent about an hour and a half reading it because we kept laughing and trying to rationalise what was going on. There are other highlights to do with the writing, including 'a pair of two eyes' and 'a thing of bleach', you can only see by reading it yourself.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:02:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't laugh, twelve-year-olds are fucking terrifying - with their beady little eyes, shrill squeals and long, bald, scaly tails...
All aboard the NOPE train. Next stop Fuckthatville.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:28:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I clicked it once, many years ago. It's always lingering in the back of my mind when I read a scary story on the internet. Like maybe this web page is like that web page, and it's designed to be crazy as fuck just when you scroll down thiiiis far... shudder.
I honestly can't even remember what the images on that comic look like, I just remember being super scared. But do I want to go and face my fears right now? Fuuuuck no.
Damn that hella got me. I don't normally jump at that kind of stuff but that one was good.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And looked as if all her joints were twisted
Worse, her hair was a mess
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I think twisted joints are a bit more concerning than messy hair... Welp, that's what is to be expected from a teenage anime girl, I suppose. Always preoccupied with looks.
I scrolled straight down to see the picture... Didn't think it would scare me, but it did. ;_;
[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 13:41:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where did that stuff even originated from? I know where Slenderman came from, but where did Jeff the Killer pop up? I'm too scared to open the Know Your Meme page.
[deleted] ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ask me - I'm too scared too! There's probably a way of blocking the pictures on a website, though. I should look that up.
Funny thing is, I like to read scary things and creepypastas but I hate looking at pictures; I guess it's because pictures leave nothing to the imagination whereas I can avoid imagining anything too gruesome when I'm reading. Looking at the creepypasta wiki is a no-go for me...
[deleted] ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 14:03:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would it make you even more scared that people fantasize themselves being with Jeff the Killer, and draw him as "kawaii desu" as possible?
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 14:14:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It honestly wouldn't shock me. People sent fanmail to Jeffery Dahmer, after all.
Besides, I've been on dA for nearly a decade - nothing can shock me now.
I'm the same way! I love SCP, but i can't handle any pictures at all. I could open a page that only has a picture of a clock and it startles me really bad.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst picture is the one on SCP 106, the Old Man - like a horrible, skinless goblin-thing, urgh.
Or that giant coral that eats things, that's pretty freaky.
I can't remember the number, but the statue that only moves when you don't see it (like the Blink angels on doctor who), that thing got me physically upset.
I can look at it now without being scared, but originally my brain couldn't form a conclusion as to what i was actually seeing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's how you do it. Open the page, and quickly look down at your keyboard. Without looking at the screen, press ctrl+a, ctrl+c, ctrl+w. That will highlight the whole thing, copy it, and close the window. Open notepad and press ctrl+v. For easier viewing, copy it all again and paste it into Word. REMEMBER TO RE_COPY FROM NOTEPAD BEFORE PASTING TO WORD.
Jesus christ, when i was younger exploring the SCP site and clicking on the random page was a gamble whether there would be terrifying pictures in the article or not. I once was reading a 2spooky article when my older sister came into the room and saw me with my hand glued to the monitor where the picture was casually reading. More awkward than porn.
Basically Jeff was bullied and the bullies threw alcohol in his face and lit it on fire. His mother knew he was different, his face was leathery, ect. He did something? I think he cut out his eyelids I think and asked his mom "am I pretty?" and she said "yes". So then she went to her husband and said "get the gun" and Jeff was there, he murdered them both, now kills people.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:40:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's now a professional murderer, Ph.D from the College of Murdering.
(Still though, why didn't they take that poor kid to the damn hospital or mental institution?)
Ths story is quite rubbish, the picture must have really contributed to it's popularity.
Here is a link to the original photo before it was photo-shopped.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:43:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there just a link to the original on its own? I'm such a pussy I can't even look at the thing long enough to scroll past it...
I don't think you want it. The picture is actually more scary, it just looks so normal, yet not... I don't know how to describe it other than 2spooky4me
I can't seem to find it. Is it the one of that girl that is photoshopped? None of these are significantly disturbing. The popular edited one is off-putting, but it's so obviously manipulated as to merit little attention. I'd love to see the one that appears so normal/not normal as you've described!
I believe we're talking about the same one with the girl because, though I may be incorrect, I was under the impression that it was the 'original' photo. I thought that the very little editing that was performed on th photo made the girl appeared almost normal, but strange enough to put the photo in an unsettling limbo between normal and abnormal.
I see. My cool indifference is likely thanks to my lingering daylight here. I'll be sobbing under my blankets with the lights on in a few hours, I'm sure.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there a sort of documentary or video of "Jeff the killer"? I remember there was a part with an interview.
I didn't know what smiledog was so I googled it. There was a picture with my name that said don't go to sleep tonight. Looks like I won't be getting any sleep
update for /u/Karnas: woke up not chained to his bed this morning. Relieved but a bit disappointed.
Karnas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, Ian. You'll just wake up chained to his bed when you wake up.
Fuck, let me tell you a story. One night I was at my friends house and he was asleep, about 3 am. There was an askreddit thread about scary stories that actually happened in real life. I had my friends turtle beaches on and I clicked a link. Bad choice. It was the jeff the killers face flashing and a horrifying scream. I threw those fucking headphones off so fast. I got in bed with him to go to sleep. Fucking scared shitless that whole night.
Nobody will link the picture because they are scared of it.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude my first experience with that picture was when my older brother told me to go on 420yolo.com. DO NOT GO ON THAT WEBSITE. IT IS A SCREAMER. Honestly the scariest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Nobody wanted to get close to the computer to turn it off so for like 8 minutes straight there were like 3 panic attacks all around. I forgot about Jeff the killer for like half a year and now reddit has reminded me again :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This completely. The picture is horrifying. The story is dumb. "Welp, you admitted it, time to go to juvie for a year"....
ARE YOU A COURTROOM, OFFICER? CAN YOU JUDGE GUILT AND HOW LONG THAT PERSON WILL BE IN JAIL FOR SELF DEFENSE?
That story made me cringe.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's like the stuff I wrote when I was 12 - worse, even. And I wrote about giant demon wolves attacking concentration camps.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw the Smiledog picture once, and that was two years ago. To this day, it freaks me out if I think about it. Plus, my neighbors own a Siberian Husky that enjoys watching my house, and my bedroom window happens to look right into their back yard, where their Husky stays. So yeah.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw the picture first, without context scared the shit out of me, thought he was a woman for the longest time,haha.
It's just one of those images that's so much scarier without context. Jeff is much scarier as a fucked up woman with weird lips.
Fuck that story! Not because it's so scary, but because it is utter garbage! And I have never seen such an obvious Photoshop as bad as the Jeff the killer one!! That story and it's fanbase are an insult to horror.
Bior37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That god fucking awful story robbed the picture of all fear.
And then discovering that Jeff has been co opted by an 11 year old anime fanbase, where they give him spikey black hair, have him duel Slenderman, and have him kill women quickly because "His mom was abused and he respects women." It made me want to quit the internet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had never heard of this story. Why. Why did I have to google it? I still haven't read the story. Can someone tell me what it's about? I am not going to open that tab again.
I can't go on the creepy pasta subreddit any more because of that goddamned picture. I have to either turn off the thingy that shows the subreddit stuff, or hold my hand up where the picture will be to cover it. Stupid picture.
I was reading through these comments, trying to think of something that actually scares me, and that stupid animated comic is the only thing I could think of. It was after midnight, everyone was asleep, I had the headphones on and I wasn't expecting any sound or anything. I mean, it's just a static webpage, right? And then KLAKLAKLAKLAKLAKLA and I almost jumped all the way across the room.
Talk about Asian, check out a comic called Inuyasha. It used to give me nightmare when i was a kid. When it comes to weird shit, aint nobody beat Japan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that about a guy with cat ears or something?
Holy shit that one too! I totally forget about that, gotta quit reading it back in middle school after a chapter where this dude turn into a snail. Man this shit did give me nightmares. The image was somewhat realistic, you gotta be a psycho to make up some shit like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Been two years since I last saw Jeff's picture, and Smile dogs. Still can't get those two fuckers out of my head. Every once in awhile I'll be about to fall asleep, think of one or the other, and decide it's a good night to sleep with a bat close at hand and the lights on.
DerpTe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Bong Chong Dong Ghost, it's called.
I'm not kidding.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THAT KOREAN WEBCOMIC IS AWFUL
NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH SOMETHING THAT TERRIFYING
That fucking webcomic, man. My friend was nice enough to tell me it moved beforehand but no one told him. He nearly shit himself.
qquiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Asian webcomic is dumb at first. But it sticks with you. I find myself randomly thinking about it sometimes and it just makes me squirm. Like...how...why??
FUCK man. Just googled the picture. Worst decision.
Degru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those pictures don't bother me at all. Y'all need some Zฬ อจอฬอจฬฬอจอจอฆอฏฬฬฬอฅอฏออฬดฬขอ ฬอฬฅฬฅฬณฬฐฬฬอฬฬ ฬฎฬฉฬฐAออฆอฌฬออชฬฟอฬธออ ฬนฬฃอฬอฬฒLฬออฏอฆฬอฬดอฬงอฬคฬฬซฬฆฬฅฬนฬบอฬฎฬฌGฬฬอฬอฆฬอฅฬอฎฬอฬถออฬฃฬซฬญออ อOอซอจฬ ฬกฬตออฬนฬบฬ ฬอฬชอฬฒฬชฬฆฬฬชฬคอฬปฬฬผ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have yet to see that asian comic. people always talk about it, but it is the one thing im keeping blue.
Think Jack Nicholson's Joker mixed with a bad acid trip; an emo kid with no eyelids, a Glasgow grin from ear to ear and and expression that screams "You're gonna wake up at midnight and see me sniffing your panties - and there's nothing you can do about it. Sleep tight!".
I've unfortunately seen too many "emo-sexified" versions of Jeff the Killer for it to have any impact on me anymore
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People will sex up anything. You'd think there was enough eye-candy around without turning monsters and murderers into sex symbols. I saw Tyranid porn once - and they're basically giant space locusts like the Zerg or the Flood. They don't even have genitals, genders or sex drives, for the God-Emperor's sake!
That goddamn animation gave me nightmares. I have a very active imagination, and as such get nightmares easily. For weeks, I woke up in a cold sweat, and with an annoyed family member beating down my door - which didn't make the anxiety any fucking better!
What is it? The Bong Dong Chong ghost? Its called something like that and while its so stupid its creepy as fuuuccckkk
SyMag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH GOD NOT THAT KOREAN COMIC. I lost sleep over that for a week. That and now I can't walk outside in the dark anymore because I'm afraid this will happen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I first read Jeff the Killer all I could think about was how stupid and poorly-written it was, and how much dumber the picture was. I honestly didn't find anything about it scary or even a little creepy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a picture with his eyes and mouth scaled down captioned "go to slop" (think Mott Romnoy). I can't find it now but it made it less spoopy.
Finally someone who shares my passionate hatred for those two images. I first saw the latter in high school and got intrigued by it (as someone who's always been into psychology, i was just wondering what exactly about it made it so scary) so that lunch i spent about ten minutes at the computer lab just staring at the image and scrutinizing every detail. I came up with nothing.
I then proceeded to have nightmares every night for the next six weeks because I'd so thoroughly memorized the face.
Really though, notice how those two seem to have similar faces? Long flat faces with big teeth and piercing eyes. I think they'd lose about half their scare value if the eyes were replaced with something like sponegbob eyes. And the contrast too! It's so stark.
I'm forever torn between hating paranormal stuff because it gives me nightmares and being so intrigued by it.
I recently learned that that webcomic takes place in a neighborhood where my friend used to live. Would walk through there at all hours of the day and night alone, and I'm just so glad I only found out after my friend moved.
Immediately after I opened that Asian webcomic my whole room started shaking. It was an earthquake but it scared the fuck outta me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you come across so casual about the whole earthquake bit. "Ohshit, it's a gho- Wait, no, just a tiddly little earthquake. Nothing to worry about!"
My home is slap bang in the middle of a tectonic plate. If there was an earthquake here I'd probably wet myself in sheer terror.
I constantly want to meet some sort of demonic being on the street at night, that asian webcomic gave me hope that someday I will ruin into a demon to enslave.
What use is it being a necromancer when nothing undead every finds me? I have been searching my whole life for one skeleton, ghost, ghoul or demon to find me in the dark but nope... just lots of lonely nights out in the cold.
...But someday... someday... I will have my moment in the dark and claim my birth right, my demon army.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I bet, if there's a Hell, there's thousands down there who thought the same as you. Control a demon? There's a laugh - they're just lulling you into a false sense of security.
Thousands.. try millions of them down there, and soon they will all kneel to me. I would laugh as it tried to intimidate me. I would show it who the true leader is and command it. Demons are soldiers, made to obey and I am the master.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever listened to Old Harry's Game? You sound like a character from there.
Right before Satan fills their underwear with barracuda or their sinuses with enraged fire ants or something.
masongr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer picture is a photoshopped "Overly Attached Girlfriend" image.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A flaying llama is infinitely more terrifying than a flying one
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
flaying
That typo managed to turn this from a silly idea of a harmless llama floating around with a stupid grin on its face to a horrifying idea of a llama peeling the skin off of the innocent with the same stupid grin on its face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yours is the third message about that typo, and I didn't even realize it until now. I don't know how I managed that, because the 'a' is nowhere near the 'y' or the 'l'.
dotMJEG ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, this is Jersey we are talking about...
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:22:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
One of the most common descriptions of an "alien" sighting is so similar to an owl it's hilarious. (I like to read about cryptozoology from a skeptic perspective.) Here are the features described: "Fuzzy" or wide antennae, a triangular head, reflective eyes that are either huge and round or narrow slits, long-triangular "scales" that reflect light (often described as looking like a metal coat of armor but made of over-lapping triangle shapes), three-toed feet with no visible legs, usually between a foot or two in height (but height is easy to misjudge because the thing could be closer or further than you are judging it to be). The sightings virtually always at night, and usually the people who report it have been drinking.
Probably, but the idea of cryptids still fascinates me. I actually considered becoming a crptozoologist before realizing that just meant everyone would laugh at me.
Well, I obviously don't vehemently believe in all cryptids, but the possibility of them existing fascinates me and I would like to investigate them.
urkish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't trying to hate on you, I was trying to say something like "well, obviously not everyone would laugh at you; the Discovery channel shows that stuff 5 nights a week", but redditors would because the hive hates those shows - but it came out wrong.
Most of those shows are bullshit that never come up with a real answer. I'm talking about being like the millionaire in "Cryptid Hunters." Actually using resources to find definitive proof one way or the other.
kappale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sincerely, the log.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty close. Jersey devil was most likely a large variety of crane based on the descriptions from the hysteria at the turn of the century. Subsequent sightings and revivals have been admitted hoaxes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So THAT'S what the character in The Wolf Among Us is
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a road near me that is supposedly haunted by a guy who was driving and saw the Jersey Devil, then ran off the road and crashed into a tree and died.
I try to avoid that road at night because it terrifies me.
I don't know, man. I saw it when I was a kid. Friends of mine saw it sober. My Grandfather lived in the Pine Barrens and had a run in with it when he took the trash out one night. The Jersey Devil is real.
The Jersey Devil has worked its way into the pop culture of the area, lending its name to New Jersey's team in the National Hockey League, appeared on an early episode of The X-Files and was a secondary character in the video game The Wolf Among Us.
kappale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The owls are not what they seem
Dyko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up, I had a subscription to little Disney magazine thing (like the kind you buy at the supermarket checkout).
The Halloween issue was all dedicated to cryptids, with illustrations and short descriptions. I was TERRIFIED by the Jersey Devil.
Reading your description, and thinking back to all the scary creatures in that magazine, I can 100% say that almost all of them could be explained by drunken owl sightings.
Shit, I was sober and a screech owl landed on a power line above my car...I watched it look at me, open its mouth, and scream 10 feet above me, and I still instantly figured "whelp, banshees are coming to kill me."
Being from Jersey: People who live in the Pines are of a different make. They're...just a little off. I'm sure there are real cryptids out there, but this one is a boonies legend. It's cool to go camping in the Pines and scare people with the story though.
I had never watched X-Files until sometime last year. I went to Netflix and selected a random episode, it happened to be the "Jersey Devil."
David Duchovny (Fox) was asking a homeless man if he had ever seen any evidence of the "creature" the man pauses...walks over to his sitting area very secretly, hands the investigator a piece of paper.
Consider that the teratorns only became extinct about 8000 years ago, it is well within reason that pre-historic humans could have encountered them, and thus getting them stuck in the cultural psyche. This is well within the realm of possibility, given that the (supposed) basis for the biblical Flood reflected the flooding of the Black Sea around 5600 BC (7000 years ago).
Why people are still supposedly seeing thunderbirds flying about is a really damned good question, though; but I'll tell you that a bird with a 6-8' wingspan (the bald eagle wingspan) looks really fucking huge when you're close to it.
My girlfriend is from the country in south Jersey. Went up there for the first time to meet her family (we live in South Carolina), and went camping the first night. She told me the story. I was not amused.
In all seriousness though, there is a black panther roaming around out there that got out of a small zoo.
EDIT: south Jersey isn't a country. I meant out in south Jersey's country.
Well now I'm terrified. Near my house in Illinois there are a bunch of paths with "Do Not Enter" signs. Obviously my friends and me would enter. We were driving a golf cart when we probably should've been in a 4 wheeler but made it through the brush, downed trees, and muddy path alright. At the end of the path was a clearing and there's a totem pole with that bird perched on top. Always thought it was interesting but now...oh great...
I remember reading about the jersey devil when I was 8 and being horrified. I kept all my windows closed for a year before I learned about aliens. I live in california.
So the summer going into my freshman year of high school we when on vacation to a rural area of Pennsylvania to visit some family. Well being from the city I thought it was so cool at first to get to see the mountains and rolling plains followed by forests that seemed to go on forever. But anyway one thing I didn't realize is when it gets dark it gets very dark, so one night well we were there my brother and I were walking in the woods and it started to get dark. We didn't realize the urgency of getting the fuck out of there so we took our time finding our way out but that's when it happened. At first we thought we heard a wolf howling which is scary enough because wolfs will kill you before you even realize what hit you. But then the sound got a lot closer in what seemed like a matter of seconds like it was flying above us. But it didn't sound like a howl anymore it sounded like a woman screaming it was ear piercing and honestly I get nervous just thinking about it. As we where running it seemed to follow us screaming and whatnot, it was very dark so I didn't get a good look as we were running but what I did see it looked like it had small/ medium sized wings and a horse like head. But like I said I only got a good look twice before we made it out of the woods and the screaming stopped a little bit after we broke the tree line and were greeted by my uncle holding his rifle because he had heard us/ something else screaming.
After that I didn't go out at dusk anymore and when I got home I did some research, and I found out that there is something called the Jersey Devil that has been seen in Pennsylvania. To this day I swear I saw what I now know was most likely the Jersey Devil.
Yeah well I'm told that whenever I tell the story in person my demeanor changes and I can feel the hairs on the back of my neck standup when I try to picture it so most people usually see that I'm not lying or that I'm insane
Dude if you see the Jersey Devil, he's not all about attacking you. If you look up the history he's more about warning you of bad events more like a bad omen. He is the bringer of shitty news you'd never have to directly worry about him. What you saw was definitely an unexplained animal.
I never said he tired to kill us he just chased us, nothing bad really happened after except my hamster died of old age like 2 weeks after I got back, also everyone stop telling me what I saw was just an animal if you weren't there then don't tell me what I saw it's annoying.
Yeah thunderbirds are interesting. It's definitely more than a local legend as there have been sightings in many, many places. I don't know what to think about them.
Me and some friends were chilling in one of our other friends' pool late night when all of the sudden we hear this god awful screeching noise. We look up and see this massive bird like thing flying over us and can literally hear this things' wings flapping. We immediately jumped out of the pool and ran inside like little girls.
Spend a lot of time in South Jersey, where the Jersey Devil stories originated. I don't think its a mythical creature or anything, possibly just a rare or unknown species of bat. None the less, it can be uncomfortable walking tree-covered property late in the dark of the night, when strange noises could be sourced by anything.
I live in central Illinois, and our legend of these birds is that a man was picked up from a small town of a couple hundred people. He wasn't injured or taken away. He's also a local drunk from what I hear which either credits or discredits him. Your call.
4rt3mis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The piasa bird is near my grandparents, my grandpa made a pretty good sized latchhook rug of it. I think he donated to somewhere in Alton.
I live in Jersey and am about an hour away from the barrens. I've always wanted to go searching, not because I believe I just like scaring myself and exploring. All of my friends are too scared. We also live close to Shades of Death Road.
I've heard it they're small car sized, and most birds of prey can carry something around the size of their torso (like a rabbit). So I think one could theoretically prey on an adult.
As a native Illinoisian, I used to be scared to go outside by myself when I was little, because I thought the thunderbird would swoop down and try to fly off with me. Luckily I think I'm too large for t to pick up now.
Around Springfield, but I used to live around southwestern Illinois (which is where I'm pretty sure the Thunderbird is supposed to be). Growing up though it was introduced to me not as the thunderbird but as the Piaza bird.
Ayloe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I saw an episode of Real Scary Stories about the Jersey Devil I have been terrified of the damn thing. Kept thinking I was gonna see its red eyes in the bushes if I was out at night. I don't even live in New Jersey.
I think everyone from Jersey has a story or knows someone who has seen the Jersey Devil much like everyone from Nevada has or knows someone who has seen a "UFO"
I'm from IL as well, near St. Louis. We have the Piasa Bird! The picture on the wiki page was painted on the bluffs for years upon years upon years, but then they redid it down the road because, supposedly, the owner of that part of the bluff wouldn't let them repaint it there. Though I'm not positive about that.
I'm sure they are related. If I remember correctly, the Piasa bird is native to Alton, Illinois area. Native Americans see giant bird, tell story to scare white people blah blah blah.
The Jersey Devil is not that terrifying if you happen to see him it's more a bad omen or him warning you of some terrible event that's going to happen. But it's not like he eats you or anything more just a bringer of shitty news.
I've seen documentaries about this being spotted in McLean. That's incredibly close to where I live and even closer to where I grew up. I have stories about this.
Holy shit, this reminds me of something I saw when I was a kid that scared me shitless.
Story:
When I was 12 or 13, I went to camp for a week during the summer with a couple of friends of mine from school. It was a camp up in the mountains of California (not Northern California, think south of the Bay Area close-ish to the coast).
Anyway, one of the nights during the camp two cabins (about 20 kids or so) made a small hike up a hill nearby the center of the camp. On top, we set up our sleeping bags and got ready to head to spend the night.
Now, the spot we were sleeping was a decent sized wooden deck, just out in the open looking down on a small corner of a nearby town. About 200-300 feet from the town (still far enough from us so that we could see the whole thing, even the top of it, as the town was far below us) was a water tower. This will be important later.
As the sun began to set, we all began to hear these really strange sounds. It sounded like a girl was screaming, and it sounded far away. We were unsettled, but these screams stopped after a few minutes, so we didn't think much about it.
After about an hour of sitting up there, once it was already dark, one of the two counselor a up there with us called the other counselor over to the guard rails where, overlooking the town. They both stood there, looking and squinting to see something. A friend of mine joined them, and called me over.
Standing on top if the railing with my friend (the slope on the other side was minor, and dropped off to a cliff a few dozen feet over) I looked over to where the counselors were pointing and looking. What I was was... A thing. You couldn't see it clearly, but what I could see was a shadow of a really odd figure. It stood atop the water tower, and you couldn't see the lower part, but the upper part looked like the outline of a goat or deer or something, but with a shortish deer antler that stuck out of its head, on one of the sides like the other had been broken off. The only reason I could make this out from so far was because it was big, like 10 feet tall or so. After looking at it for a few seconds, we heard the loudest scream we had heard yet, to the point where I jumped back and fell off the railing. We were told to go back to our sleeping bags, and the counselors didn't say anything but I remember them acting nervous and insisting we go to sleep.
Everyone was clamoring to know what it was, and my friends description matched mine, and we all were worried while the screams continued for a few minutes. Eventually, the screaming stopped and we were eventually (after what felt like hours) able to get to sleep. In the morning, the water tower had nothing on it, and the counselors brought us back to camp, still acting odd.
To this day, my friend and I have no idea what it was, and after telling other kids about what we saw, we were told other people had heard the screams from the camp, but didn't know what it was.
Looking at this wiki article, what I saw looked a hell of a lot like it. I'm honestly creeped out right now.
Jersey devil is most likely a whipperwhill. We heard these all the time while working in the pinelands. They made crazy noises at night, will startle easily if you disturb them in a brush and have eyes that reflect red when slight light hits them. My explanation of the jersey devil.
I actually that once and it so happened that my shampoo bottle fell from my shower at the time I said it the third time, scared the shit out of me.
SyMag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't ice me homie!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Smalls!"
couple seconds later
"Haha the Asian guy looked over!"
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jasongnc ยท 3691 points ยท Posted at 13:25:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter and friends did that in a dark bathroom. I happened to have a burger king happy meal prize nearby that was basically a laser pointer that projected an image of princess leia which I projected onto the window shade of the bathroom from the outside. Daughter had nightmares for a week. Wife was not happy.
OP_rah ยท 2615 points ยท Posted at 13:37:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Later that night he plucked his daughter's used tampon from the trash and wrote bloody mary on her bedroom mirror, whilst constantly sniffing the tampon.
Blood Mary indeed.
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this dad in this story is trying to eat a tampon. i should say that this one particular dad is dumb.
EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to sniff his daughter's tampon.
EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to tampon sniffers? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's tampon. so are you racist for dads over gorillas? hippocrites.
EDIT: is it a bunch of feminist lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on a tampon! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator,
and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and tampons is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are.
EDIT: spelling.
EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid tampon-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn tampon sniffing dad and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more.
EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-fucking-bid i had commented on a post about an padeater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible.
Wow. These reddit pussies can handle your awesome Viking-ness. Maybe if you show them your tat they will see that you are a super sweet guy. Or you could just take the downvotes like a man, which you have been doing seeing as you are at -160, and they could all go to hell...or Niflheim... Actually, just send them to to Hel and they can get raped by her rotting corpse of a vagina and be forced to sniff and eat her used tampons. That's a level of Niflheim that they don't write about....
maybe the scholars and historians feared the downvotes.
Neither can I! My son's not even three months old and I just got him the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark trilogy with the old school illustrations, he's going to have so much nightmares :)
[deleted] ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 14:28:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AHHHAHAHAHHAAAA!!
My four year old has a thing with zombies lately. We were walking through our yard the other day with my two year old, my boyfriend, his sister and her boyfriend and my four year old almost started crying because of zombie rabbits.
I had to keep telling him there were no such thing everyone backed me up, but the sisters boyfriend. "No buddy, not in THIS yard, your neighbors maybe'".
Nightmares for weeks.
[deleted] ยท 300 points ยท Posted at 16:15:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once read a book when I was little about a vampire rabbit. Narrated by the family dog. Your kid might like that book.
[deleted] ยท 545 points ยท Posted at 16:16:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bunnicula?
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:22:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Thanks. Couldn't for the life of me remember the name.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't tell if your up votes have come from people thinking your making a joke, rather than the fact there is actually a story called bunnicula that you're pointing out.
Also, I loved bunnicula as a kid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A few people have been super excited to be reminded of it, so, I'm hoping for the latter.
pokeydo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My fifth grade teacher assigned us to make a Bunnicula inspired monster. Mine was Frankenduck. It was a little rubber ducky Frankenstein. My stupid 10 year old brain didn't even realize Duckenstein would have been a better name.
Every so often I run by kids and they ask their parents "Why is he running?"
I REALLY want to say "TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE ZOMBIES" but I think the parents may be displeased with me.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:02:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Related story.
When I was going through my TB diagnosis, I had to wear a face mask every where I went.
Sitting in the waiting room for my MRI, there's a child about 9-10 in there with someone. He kept running around me, being horribly annoying while I'm trying to read.
He eventually sat next to me and just stared at me, I asked him if he wanted to read with me, and he responded with "why are you wearing that on your face?"
I looked him in the eye, he couldn't see me grinning, but I simply said "the zombie virus..." In a quiet voice.
He ran screaming. Didn't bother me again. He's guardian just glared at me for a while.
We were walking through our yard the other day with my two year old, my boyfriend, his sister and her boyfriend and my four year old almost started crying because of zombie rabbits.
Originally read that as "my two year old boyfriend." I didn't know what to expect after that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, nope!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Limit we have these talks with one of my nieces. She so seriously starts a debate on the best way to escape, repel or kill whatever is the topic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I basically had to invent a superhero persona to get my son to sleep because of zombies. The thing that finally fixed it for him was me explaining that my replica ninja sword was actually for hunting zombies and I was the most badass zombie hunter who ever lived.
Hit him with the old Dad logic to boot. "Have you ever seen or heard of any zombies around here?" "No..." "That's because I've killed every zombie I've ever met. There's no better zombie hunter than daddy"
Being a dad is awesome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When my kids were five and seven Mr Seven had a fear of even the WORD zombie. You had to say "z-monster".
I'll never forget the time we were driving in car, everyone just chilling out and looking out their own window for a while minding their own business when my daughter leaned across out of the blue and just whispered "zombieeeeeeees" in his ear.
He freaked out. It was awesome.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:45:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, this book. I remember checking this out for the first time from my school library in second grade and being fucking terrified.
Anybody remember the "Harold" story? A scarecrow takes his victims skins and hangs them out to dry on rooftops. Scared the shit out of 8-year old me.
Yeah, Harold scared the shit out of me too. I'm really not sure why Scholastic published those but I'm glad they did, none of the other Scholastic books were anything like these AFAIK.
Oh my God. Those images haunt my nightmares to this day!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 years old I was watching one of those documentaries on haunted houses and ghosts. While I was in the restroom my dad tied some string to the rocking chair. We were both on the couch, me being closest to the rocking chair and him on the opposite end with one hand over the arm rest holding the string. During one of the scariest parts he gently started rocking the chair. At first I thought it was my imagination but it happened again. I SCREAMED and ran out of the room. He chased me laughing and asked what was wrong. He still reminds me of how girly I screamed to this day.
I got this for my son too! Although a little bit for me, as well. :) My husband was wary, and didn't think it was appropriate for a four-year-old. I told him "Don't worry, I won't read him any scary stories until he's five. Right now he just likes looking at the scary pictures anyway." Oddly enough, hubby was not reassured by that.
I'm 22 and I still have the original books in the cardboard slipcase. I absolutely love them, and I was enraged when I heard about the new illustrations. The story about the living scarecrow always got to me.
Harold still scares the poop nuggets out of my crusty butthole.
rassae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in like 3rd grade, I read those books. None of the stories bothered me except the High Beams one- where the trucker behind a lady was flashing his brights all the time so she freaked out and pulled over and there was a murderer in her backseat. I couldn't sleep for a very long time after that story.
Dude, that one with the guy staying at the strange cabin where a large woman from his dreams tells him not to stay there gave me straight up nightmares. It wasn't even one of the more gruesome or creepy ones, just really unsettling. I still have the image of what that room looked like in the mind of 7-8 year old me burned into my mind.
That and the one with the guy in the parking lot trying to sell someone a knife.
You do realize a 2.5 month doesn't really understand things you read to him at that age? That and I already stated the books would be introduced when age appropriate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are a good dad. My dad did the same for me, except I was in 3rd grade at the time, not 3 months old. But yeah...you get my Father of the Year vote.
Thanks! I try. I figure he'll be ready for Steven King by his 4 month birthday.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After he finishes 'It', I think you should buy a lifesized figure of Pennywise and put it in his room. Like right next to his bed. Let us know how that works out.
You got him a book 4 years before he could read!?!?!? Don't tell me you're going to teach him to read early. Please don't! There's a Penn and Teller BS about it! Search Baby Bullshit Penn and Teller in YouTube!
I probably bought them a little early, but with the ones with the old illustrations out of print I wanted to make sure I could get them. He'll be a bit older before I introduce these.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or intentionally trying to give your kids nightmares sounds pretty fucking retarded? I hope you understand how scared young kids actually get from nightmares, it could really end bad.
Not saying every kid reacts the same way but its not as fun as you might think. I remember to this day the nightmares I had as a kid, and that is a very long time ago. Some nightmares can really fuck you up and make you scared for a long time.
It's a lot of fun until you have to deal with the fall out. Trust me, 5 minutes of laughing isn't worth an extra hour a night for 2 weeks to get them to go to sleep by themselves again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is true.
My older child has had night terrors for over a year. If I don't get him to bed by 7:30 every night, I'll be up with him several times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither can I! Where do they live? I'll be right over.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alexa...wait a minute..
Vanetia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dealing with the ensuing nightmares can get pretty old, though. You're the one they'll be running to in the middle of the night.
I prefer just plain messing with them. I had my daughter convinced for a couple years that baby back ribs are made from babies.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather calls chicken nuggets "mangled baby ducks".
I got a call from daycare recently asking me to see the director before picking up my kids. Behold, she asks me wtf my kids are talking about.
Worst thing to try to explain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright there Mr Bin Laden...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh well that doesnt work very well then..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... That no penis thing...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the only reason I want to have kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're pretty cute, too
J0HNN0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun... But a kid with ongoing nightmares is no fun. Give them tools like a torch that bans the monsters from their room, or similar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Both of my boys have blankets that "keep them safe from everything" (ghosts, zombies, bugs, etc) they bring home the weirdest ideas from daycare.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's all fun and games until you have to work a 9-to-5 with no sleep in your system because you had to stay awake with your terrified kid all night long.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Make it 7-4 shift and you have me already.
My 4 year old has night terrors, so I take it pretty easy on him.
My Mom loves Halloween. She also loves terrorizing us.
One time I was taking a shower and saw red claws coming over the top of the shower rod. I was so shocked I couldn't say anything, so I pulled back the curtain.
Mom: "Look at what I bought from Kmart!"
sardu1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the same thing when I daughter was born. She still sleeps with the light on because of me and I feel so bad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
haha my dad did a similar thing.. he decided to hide in our toy box under all our toys and moved one slightly. Safe to say, we all shat ourselves and mum yelled at dad. To this day I'm scared of stuffed animals.
Edit: punctuation for all those who were so offended by it.
Ublind ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:46:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How small was your dad?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever thought that Reddit isn't everyone's entire life? Unlike you I don't have time to go around berating everyone's punctuation and spelling because I'm too busy living my actual, non-virtual life.
I never said that, so I'm not sure where you're getting it from. I simply shared a story, you were the one who had to belittle someone over the internet. It doesn't bother me how smart or dumb anyone is I will accept them and their life stories without belittling them. My response to you was that I didn't have all day to write my story and ensure it was perfect for you as I have many other things to get done. I never said you had no life I simply stated I was too busy to spend all day on here.
So after toy story I had the buzz lightyear and woody toys. My parents used to move woody around like he was trying to climb the bed while I was sleeping, or trying to get into the bathroom after I went in there, or waiting for me to get home at the top of the stairs after school. I'm 27 and to this day I cringe when I see woody. Scarred me for life..I went to Vegas with my dad recently and there was a dude dressed in a giant woody costume. I couldn't walk near him.
This reminds me of a night when I slept over my cousins house. They had one of those My Buddy dolls, which pretty much was dressed like Chucky with a Cabbage Patch kids face for those of you too young to remember. But it was sitting on the toy chest when we went to sleep. We woke up to it not being there. As we went down to the living room and came down the steps. There it was...hanging from the ceiling with a noose around it's neck. Your Next written in ketchup on his face. No sleep for 3 days.
That is pure gold. I remember when I'd have friends over and we would watch scary movies, my dad would go outside and bang on the windows to freak us out.
eNaRDe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom has a accent, born and raised in Puerto Rico. When we were younger we dare her to do it. She closed the door and locked it. Me and my sister were both standing on the other side of the door listening in. With the lights off, she looks at the mirror and says "BLOBY MAR E, BLOBY MAR E, BLOBY MAR E and then silence about 30 seconds later she yells "it didnt work!" meanwhile me and my sister are cracking up laughing cause of her accent. We told her that the ghost didn't understand her accent and that's why it didn't work. Till this day we still make fun of her BLOBY MAR E.
My mom heard us doing that one time, and she held the door shut for a few seconds. We were able to turn the light on, but that freaked us out still.
Pythias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious; exactly the sort of thing my father would do.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother-in-law told me how he and his sister had watching Nightmare on Elm Street one night, and their dad hid under her bed after taping butter knives to his fingers. Guess she had nightmares for weeks.
I had a similar scenario. My sisters dared me to play bloody mary with them. We get in the bathroom and are chanting when my sister next to me says " Hey Tormundo. " I look at her and then all the sudden she screams, I turn and the entire bathroom mirror is on fire. They run out and lock me in. I cried and banged on the door for what seemed like enternity before they let me out.
Apparently they had sprayed a huge amount of hairspray on the mirror and my other sister lit it on fire when I turned to look at the one who called me name.
:*(
My roommates daughter and her friend were doing this a few days ago in the bathroom, while they were in it I burst the door open screaming. Yeah! Good times!
my dad would mess with me on occasion like that. i was going to bed scared. i told him i was worried something would get me. and he said "its ok, everything is fine, there is nothing to worry about....except for the hand outside your window". i still feel chills to this day about that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. My buddy told me that when he was a kid, he had a friend sleep over. When his parents told them that it was time to sleep they went into his room and watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre instead. His dad saw the light from the tv on in his room so he went outside to see what was up. He saw what was playing out and decided it was time to teach his son a lesson. He went into the shed and took out his faceshield and chainsaw. He stood in the darkness of the backyard and started it up. He just stood there staring at the window. When he noticed the kids curiously peering through the window he charged at them and revved the chainsaw. My buddy said he still cant watch TCM without getting nightmares. Not sure how much is true, but it was amusing at least.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are a good father.
stayfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New rule: don't say Princess Leia out loud three times in a darkened bathroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You win the game of fathers. May live a ling life as king of the dads.
TTHtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a story similar to this. So my parents were having a party at their house, and I got stuck in the basement with all the kids. My younger sister decided she wanted to play Bloody Mary in the basement bathroom and two other kids decided to join her. They go in the bathroom, turn out the lights, and close the door. Then, I quickly run upstairs to turn out the lights. After my sister says the third Bloody Mary, she opens the door and screams. Still probably my proudest moment
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends did someyhing so simulat to me. Did bloody mary with my eyes closed. They snuck a glow in the dark cardboard cut out of Darth Vader in behind me. Nightmares for weeks once I opened my eyes
My mom did something similar to my 2 older brothers. She snuck around the side of the house when they went to do it, banged on the window and screamed. They freaked out. She was 8 months pregnant at the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wil pay you for that princess leia pointer if you still have it. No I am not joking, pm me if you have it
Terrorizing kids is the best thing ever and really your right as a dad. I watched Cat's Eye with my 7 year old daughter and while she slept I put the knife piece from the board game Clue on her nightstand. Woke up at 7am to screaming off the top of her lungs.
KrabbHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just said Bloody Mary out loud three times and suddenly my window opened out of nothing. Gotta admit, I was terrified. Turns out my cat just learned to open the window. Cruel motherfucker.
That is both evil and hilarious. I don't know how I would feel if my husband did that to our daughters. On the one hand, I wouldn't want her getting so scared she had nightmares for a week. On the other hand, she and her friends were already playing the game so it seems fair game to me. How old were the girls involved? If I had to guess somewhere between 11-15?
no, unfortunately much younger. I think they might have been 7 or 8 at the time. It was a while ago.
edit: Actually must have been 9ish based on when the toy came out.
It was part of this set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2JfFYE-oB0
My little boy (8) came home from school saying that some of his friends had told him about Bloody Mary - and that he was scared of her. My wife was like "Sweetie, it's just a joke. Let's go in the bathroom and say it, and I'll show you that it's not real." She told me to come in with them, and we'd prove it false as a family.
Nope.
She got mad at me because I was still too uneasy about doing it. I'm 31 years old, but that shit is burned into my brain. You don't play around with Bloody Mary.
[deleted] ยท 361 points ยท Posted at 15:37:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
her:"Honey, come on. We need to show him it's not real."
you:"Hhhmmm, nah. You go ahead. I have a thing I need to do."
her:"are...are you afraid to do it?"
you:"PSHH, noo."
I wouldn't do that shit either. I had a bad experience going to the bathroom one night when I was little.
Edit: Just keep scrolling and you'll find the story.
For some reason my mother thought great bathroom decor would be lining the wall with those porcelain French decorated masks. About fifteen of them with their fucking dead eye holes. Hated to go piss, we had no bathroom light.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. I couldn't go into my sister's room cause she had so many dolls just staring at you when you walked in.
See, I would say no. And then hide behind the door ready to bust in once they say it 3 times.
Kaden17 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:25:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time?
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:32:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, I was seven and a flushing toilet at night scared the living hell out of me. Was a giant scaredy cat. Some background: my bathroom is shaped like an L with the toilet at the end of the shorter leg.
I would stand on the inside corner of that leg (because I was scared to just stand facing the toilet? im not sure). But one night I did this and I very vividly saw a white hand that was in a ripped up glove reach around the corner. I screamed and just fell against the wall crying.
That was the only time that happened too. I wasn't just a kid who saw a lot of stuff, but that, I did see.
Slept in my parents room on their floor for most of that school year.
I saw a three-fingered claw beside my bed one time as a childโฆ It was likely a trick of the light against rumples in the blanket against the wall but it still creeps the hell out of me if I remember it before bed.
Whoa. When I was a lot younger I saw a floating, 3 fingered white claw hovering around a chandelier in a restaurant I was eating at. Younger me was pretty smart and drew "it" in bad crayon on a napkin so I wouldn't forget. From what I remember it was like a bony hand with really sharp nails and it seemed kind of... Whispy? I haven't seen it since then (thankfully) but I just had to comment because I didn't think this was a very common occurrence.
Just recently this happened to me,
Now I have a rich aunt who owns a huge house, you literally get lost in the house. We were outside on the patio talking and stuff ( the whole family 30+ Members) They ask me to go upstairs to the 2nd floor and get some blankets out of the 2nd room ( There are 3 rooms , we named them like this in Order on the left is room 1 my aunts room, then the 2nd room right across the stair case and room 3 on the left.) I was going into room 2 when I realized room 1 had the lights on and I thought it was one of my cousins who was playing in the room so I didn't do any about it. I went into room 2 got the blankets and when I was leaving room 2 I saw a naked foot on the bed. Just as if someone was laying down on the bed. I didn't think anything about it and turned to the balcony to throw the blankets down. (balcony is between room 2 and 3 across from room 1) When I turn around the foot isn't there. I get curious on who is in there I walk into the room. There is no one there, the lights are on , Bathroom door is open and the balcony connected to the room door is open. I freak out and accidentally go up the stairs instead of down. I'm too scared to go back down , so I just sit on the 3rd floor for about 10 minutes then get enough courage to go back down. When I go back down I see that room 1's lights are off and the door is closed... I rush down to the patio and ask who was in room 1. Everyone replies , ''No one went upstairs besides you.'' That is when I just cracked and explained the whole story to my family. They went up stairs we checked every room in the house (3 floors + 1 basement all of the rooms are like a living room very big and spacious) There is no one in the house but the family. To this day my nick name in the family changed from ''The American'' to ''Naked foot''
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You said 1 and 3 were both the room on the left.
Also, was the foot like under a blanket on the bed or did you just not have a view of the whole bed to see what else was there?
kodeg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:13:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Follow up story?
[deleted] ยท 638 points ยท Posted at 16:17:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck no. I'm 50 and you'll get me nowhere near a dark mirror. I'm am atheist and I don't believe in anything supernatural, but in the dark, you see....things.
I don't know about that, but mirrors are pretty much the worst thing to look at if you're having a lucid dream. Sometimes it's fine but other times you'll see some creepy shit happen.
I've learned to never look at a TV or a computer monitor during a lucid dream. Jesus Christ, the things I've seen...
Edit: since people are asking, I remember two little girls who has been brutally murdered and had their faces ripped off on one occasion in my computer monitor, and on TV once it was a documentary about an astronaut dying, with a camera close up showing him screaming with the eyes bulging out of his head.
Absolutely. A friend of mine saw his face turn into the devil, horns and everything while on mushrooms. I have only tried it being pretty high on weed and my face started glowing and morphing until I didn't recognize myself.
Try this: go into a darkened bathroom, mirror in front of you, preferably with the light source behind you. Next, stare at your reflection without losing eye contact, and after a minute or two your face begins to deform.
nedyken ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:34:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you step into a dark bathroom and look into the mirror, as your eyes adjust you begin to see your own reflection and your mind fills in the blanks. It's like seeing a broom in a dark room and thinking it's a vampire... It's not exactly "hallucination"... you just have a tendency to freak yourself out when you are already nervous/scared and expecting to see something creepy.
I remember sleeping over at my friend's house when I was a kid... as we sat in the dark room talking to each other, I became completely convinced he was wearing a Freddy Krueger mask and trying to scare me. He wasn't... I just saw his face in the dark and thought it looked ghoulish. That's basically the same premise behind the Bloody Mary thing.
AmirZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Staring 10 cm above your head gives the same result pretty much instantly..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, and I don't want to see them. Because they will freak my shit out.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:22:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's about risk vs reward.
The reward for saying it is...not really anything. Actually, you would be alleviating your child's fears.
The risk? Well, there isn't any risk. Probably. Maybe. Possibly. But what if there is?
What if you say it--a little shakily the first time, then more certain the second time, and then the third time you are sure: this is a child's superstition, and you are a man. You smile to yourself, thinking, "How could I ever let such a thing bother me?"
And what if whatever malevolent disposition that lurks in the world behind that mirror sees your smile and knows that it mocks her. Sees your arrogance and knows that it dismisses her. Sees your child and knows how to punish you.
Is it worth it then?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:49:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, to be clear, I would never have taken this position out loud when my children were little. But I think it is ridiculous to "prove" it's nothing by actually going into the bathroom and doing this. I would have just said, "There's no such thing". Like you do with everything: closet monsters, et al. Because the imagination is a very powerful thing, there could actually be a traumatizing thing that happens in the mirror when you are proving there is nothing there, and oh boy, now you've done it. You never get them our of your bed. Nuh uh.
I avoid dark mirrors at all costs when I'm tired as hell. Sleep deprivation makes you see weird things, the shadow seems to be a woman, your reflection seems to be smiling at you, the creaking sound like footsteps. I'm not superstitious and don't have any mental illness, but when I'm fatigued I get scared of every little thing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this. I know nothings there, but damn, I have to sleep...
Lack of sleep can turn all kinds of regular stuff into the creepiest things on the planet.
One morning, when I been awake all day, then gone to work night shift, and then hauled stuff out of my old apartment for another five or six hours after that, I pulled a knife on a bird feeder because I thought it was a mugger.
psiphre ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i believe in god, and the only thing i'm afraid of... is bloody mary.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:03:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe in the supernatural, so mirrors are all the worse for me
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:45 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.
Sexwax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until you try acid!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, did that. Stay away from mirrors on acid and in dark rooms.
J0HNN0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing to fear in the dark, except fear itself. I took a Cub Scout group for a bush camp. During the day I got a couple of leaders to run a line from camp into and around the bush, finishing back near camp. Only rules were no water and no thorns/prickles. Up, over, under, through we're all good. The line was over a kilometre long.each cub had a ring over the line and had to follow the line... In the dark with no torches. Aim of the exercise was to get them in the bush, in the dark, to show how there is nothing to fear. The parent helpers were the worst. I got the last cubs to roll up the line as they went... Pity as all the cubs wanted to do it again, but too late. It was an awesome exercise and the confidence increase in a lot of them was noticeable. Of course we had a briefing beforehand (setup for success) and discussion afterwards.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My logical completely scumbag brain completely agrees with you!
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should look into the Three Kings. A wonderful little ritual to take a look at your darker side.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uh yeah, you lost me at "Set Up". There aren't enough nopes in the world to express to you how much that will not happen in my life.
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was mostly tongue in cheek, truth be told. I have this unhealthy desire to try it, but I'm afraid of what would happen...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's kind of fun to think about, and frankly, it's something I might have done when I was in high school, but whenever we did anything like that, I never saw anything. I'm sure my irrational fear later in life is coming from some undealt-with trauma or deficiency.
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you did see something and it got suppressed, but now it's manifesting as fear? Ya know, just to make you paranoid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just your eyes fucking with you. If you know it's not real, then what's there to be afraid of?
Exactly I'm an atheist as well and don't believe in anything supernatural but you won't catch me in an abandoned insane asylum at night, I mean what's the point of tempting fate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THANK YOU
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be scared as shit, but I'd still man the hell up and do it. I'm not teaching my son that it's OK to be paralyzed by superstition.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not telling my children that it's creepy as hell, I would have told my children had it come up that there is no such thing, case closed.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get that, I just feel like it'd be a good "facing your fears" lesson.
On the other hand, it also encourages him to act on dares from friends.
But then, if he came to me first, I can say how proud of him I was for checking first before acting on impulse.
Eh, I'm new to this parenting thing, and he won't be talking for a few months anyway :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, well have fun. :) As an exercise in fun stuff to do, it may be cool, but I just wouldn't have been a good candidate.
skizmo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but in the dark, you see imagine ....things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly!
psiphre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm am atheist and I don't believe in anything supernatural
Well aren't you Mr. Special.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's Ms Special, and no, not around here.
[deleted] ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 14:07:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Genre savvy. I like it!
Nonna9 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:21:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You don't play around with Bloody Mary.
Im not expecting to see a monster, but if like someone dropped something in another room or I saw random movement out of the corner of my eye at that moment, it be enough to scare me to death probably.
My friends and I did this in the little girls' room, but over one of the toilets and then flushed. One of my friends then lurched forward, as if someone was pulling her by the arms. We all ran out screaming.
But she was an attention-seeking whore, so I highly doubt a ghost was pulling her into the toilet.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:25:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh goodness, thank you.
My boyfriend thinks it's hilarious that I can't handle it.
He also likes to open cupboards and drawers while I'm sleeping, just to mess with me. (Knowing I am absolutely terrified of it).
jtet93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, like in the 6th sense! Creepy. The night after I saw that movie for the first time my mom accidentally left a kitchen cabinet open and it scared the shit out of me. Looking back, maybe it wasn't accidental...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much!
My fear was long before that. We loved in a super super old house in upstate NY when I was between 7-15. As we were doing renovations on the house I would get up in the morning and go downstairs for breakfast and every cupboard and drawer would be open.
It happened pretty consistently through the renovations, and never was explained. Now I just can't handle it.
I just gave you an upvote because your count was at 666. Not sure if that was intentional...
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:35:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always thought those kid "memes" were really interesting. Bloody Mary doesn't show up in the media much, but it still manages to be passed on from generation to generation by word of mouth. You'd think it would fizzle out after a while, but it doesn't.
No. No. And NO. You had the right instinct. Don't go messing around with supernatural stuff when you're not even sure the origin of the legend! Just don't do the summoning if you're scared, don't go doing the summoning to show it won't work!
I had a bad experience with this when I was little (at a sleepover, friend's jerk little brother was hiding in the closet the mirror was mounted on and banged against the door, scaring us), and then after the Supernatural episode dealing with Bloody Mary, I nope'd right out of anything to do with it.
Exactly. It's not that it's real. Part of you knows that. The way it was put to me is it is inviting evil into your home (my mother and both grandmas are superstitious). I'm a pretty rational person, but I believe there are some things you don't fuck with. That's one that, while probably false, is not worth it.
I'm 32 and am an absolute horror movie fanatic. I've been watching them for as long as I can remember and while I still enjoy them, I am fairly jaded at this point. A few weeks ago, I decided to watch the Paranormal Activity movies because I had only ever seen the first one. In the third movie, the kids play Bloody Mary twice. Both times it came up, I grabbed the remote and muted the tv. I have some deep-seated, uncontrollable terror from that "silly kids' game". It doesn't help that I have a very primal fear of the dark. You combine that with bloody mirror ghosts and no fucking thank you.
I wonder if we're afraid to try it because we know nothing will happen, and it will forever break our hope that there is any wonder or supernatural activity in the world? I consider myself a skeptic but you never know, especially if you don't scare yourself to death by trying out mirror incantations.
I don't try it because I've seen too many scary movies. Right now, my life is the beginning of a scary movie: Family is happy, things are going alright.
I refuse to be the dummy who starts the second act just because "I'm a grown up now, and I know monsters aren't real."
You've got to be kidding me. I genuinely wonder how your wife felt to realize in that moment that she's married to a fucking coward
wychelm ยท 498 points ยท Posted at 13:26:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun prank: dress up and cover yourself with fake blood. Go to a bar that has a mirror behind the bar. Hide and wait for someone to order a bloody mary. Pop up behind them when they do.
Does anyone ever order a Bloody Mary who's not at brunch?
lbmouse ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We used to order Bloody Maria's and Huevos Rancheros before going golfing in the South West. Early Sunday morning hair of the dog. I can't do double headers anymore.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For real, saying Bloody Mary can turn out badly. A few months ago I was flying to Toronto and had a layover in Chicago. One of my mom's friends was on the same flight into Chicago so I assumed we were on the same flight to Toronto. I ask him how long we have in Chicago, he says a little more than an hour and suggests we get a drink. I order the spiciest Bloody Mary, it was delicious. I was about to order another, but I happened to check my ticket before ordering. We were in fact on different flights, and my flight was leaving in 5 minutes. I quickly grabbed my bag and started sprinting across O'Hare to get to my gate. As I was running, the horseradish and Tabasco from the Bloody Mary started to come up and burned a hole in my throat. I arrived at the gate, hacking and wheezing. Drinks weren't served on the flight for about thirty minutes, so I spent the time coughing like a TB patient. Before I got my water, my throat became totally burnt and irritated. My throat burned for days after the event, especially in the cold Ontario air. So yeah, saying Bloody Mary can be dangerous business.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:40:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a TB patient, I know the pain.
Also - that bitch came back for revenge, be careful my friend!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I should have said "past patient"
Diagnosed in 2012, "cured" in 2013 after a month in quarantine and 9 months of insane doses of medication. I'll always be a carrier, always test positive.
If you nicely ask the flight attendant for a glass of water they'll usually get you something. I got a bad cough directly when boarding a plane once and it was no problem. Some dude saw me get the water and promptly demanded a drink, but was denied.
trkh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:12 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet If you asked for water you would've gotten it
Finally, I have a story that I can comment and is relevant!
When I was on a school trip, me and the people in my room were saying Bloody Mary in the mirror for giggles and shit. Then down the corridor this girl screams at the top of her lungs. We are all freaked as shit, and one girl in my room bursts into tears and starts having a panic attack. Then we find out that the screaming girl was screaming because some douche had put her clothes into the toilet.
We all start laughing off what had happened. All of us excluding the panic attack girl. She ended up having to go back home in the UK from France because of the event. It was hilarious!
[deleted] ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 14:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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rareas ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 15:34:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry, Mate, Mary's busy tonight so they sent me instead."
Oh man I made this mistake too! Only I was born in Indiana and had moved to Illinois before my memories actually started to develop. I actually thought I was born in a different country.
For me it was Pennsylvania and Transylvania. I had a great grandmother who lived in Pennsylvania and when we went to visit her I thought she was a vampire.
Yes, absolutely. But it slowly had to escalate further and further and became less and less funny. Now it's just poorly done shock humor that everyone already expects. It's gone too far past trying to be edgy and unexpected to the point where now it's just an excuse to say "god dammit vargas" for free karma
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:00:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look it up if you want the specifics, but I only remember the basic gist of it. It's one of those occult/spirit ritual games. Basically, you invite the Midnight Man into your house for what is basically a game of hide and seek, and your only light source is a candle that you must carry around with you at all times. If the candle goes out, the Midnight Man is near you and you have ten seconds to relight it. If you can't relight it in that time, you have to spread a circle of salt around yourself that you can't leave for the rest of the night. If you leave the circle, or if you can't pull the salt circle off, the Midnight Man kills you.
That's pretty close. I don't think the midnight man is actually supposed to kill anyone though. When I read up on it everything I saw said he punished you with hallucinations of your worst fears.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if all my information is correct. I got it off a website which I don't remember, and there they said explicitly that he'd kill you.
Play on hard mode, no lighter or matches, just a block of flint and a knife.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. That's insane.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want a TV show to do that with cameras set up. Like ghost adventures would totally do that
Seafea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something about turning out all the lights at midnight, and each person gets a candle. You summon him someway. And have to kind of hide from him. If your candle goes out, you're in danger. If you can't relight it, you're to spread salt around you in a circle, and wait for dawn.
Probably got some parts wrong, but that's what I remember.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. No thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Summon the Midnight man by turning off all the lights in your house and lighting a candle, writing your full name on a piece of paper, then go to your door and knock 22 times starting at midnight and knock with the second hand's ticking. Then blow out the candle, open the door, close the door (this is letting him in to your house) and relight your candle. Walk around the house trying to avoid him. If your candle goes out he's near and will "get you" if you don't relight it 10 seconds or put a ring of salt around you and wait until dawn in the dark.
There was a whole thread about Bloody Mary on /r Nosleep. The post said you had to perform a ritual with your own blood or something and she would appear in your mirror. They also said you could ask questions but you had to be calm because she would respond to your emotions so if you showed fear she would crawl out of the mirror... It was pretty creepy when the post first came out but I'm still too scared to try it.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:43:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's hundreds of variations to her summoning. Spin around in a circle. Write 666 in red lipstick. Light candles. Say her name 3 times. Say her name 100 times. Say her name while spinning. Leave your blood on your window, etc.
Either way NoSleep scares me to no end. Yeah a lot of it is scary stories but what are the odds that one of them is true? And you never know which one because they're all supposed to be true...
"A bloody Ma... Nice try asshole. I'll have gin and tonic."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hah!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody tried this at my primary school once. Picture the scene: a group of over-excited pre-teens in knee-high grey skirts and baggy red sweaters, all gathered around a bathroom mirror that still had a peeling plastic cover on it. Somebody turns the lights off, for extra atmosphere. I hang around near the hand-driers, wondering when I'd be able to have a piss in peace. Everyone hushes up and one girl chants "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, ghost!".
Everything was silent for a second when, suddenly... Nothing happened! But it happened very suddenly, mind you.
Then the bathroom door banged open and shut, sending everyone but me piling out, yelling and screaming. I stood there for a second, said the primary school students version of "What the fuck?" and went to the toilet. It happened all the time - it was just a draft. What a bunch of morons.
And they'd promised me somebody would be murdered.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sound like a Debbie Downer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was a very cynical eleven-year-old, that's for sure.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or saying Chucky 3 times.
elliok7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I still won't run the sink without any lights on in the bathroom because of that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. Not even once.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
35 here.... When the power goes out, I will hold it until my eyeballs are floating just to avoid going into the bathroom with only a flashlight for lighting.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god me too.
I can finally tell my boyfriend I'm not alone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did this chant with my friends in elementary school in a bathroom with the lights completely turned off, and once we got to the part where the scary lady was supposed to appear in the mirror, at that exact moment the terrifying and cranky vice principal lady opened the door and scolded us.
Isn't there a scientific explanation to the Bloody Mary myth? About how the mind blurs out constant stimuli so we don't get sensory overload (like how we don't notice our breathing or see our nose). Same thing happens when you stare at the same spot at mirror for an extended period, the reflection we see gets distorted as it's blurred out, sometimes into hideous forms.
I'm still not doing the Bloody Mary thing to confirm or deny this myself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goodness, if there is I haven't heard it and will not experiment.
I do the same thing. It once cost me a game of Trivial Pursuit when the question was "Name a tomato juice based cocktail" but I refused to give in to my principles just for the sake of a boardgame.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I work my way around it.
Whiskey.
lappet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the legend? I only know the drink
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good because I did it and this ugly demon hag came out and skinned part of my body i just barely escaped and was able to survive. Apparently the wounds go away if you escape im just lucky I had a razor on the sink.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
mel0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also 28 now & still afraid of her. This story scared me so bad as a kid, came home from school and avoided mirrors at all costs and made excuses not to try to summon her with friends. Glad to know I'm not alone. These brainz all work the same!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My cousin was the one that got me, she told me the legend and I was petrified. I still don't have mirrors any where but the bathrooms in my house.
Bloody Mary full of vodka blessed are you among cocktails and I pray for you in the hour of my death which I hope is soon amen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did this as a joke with a friend when we walked down a dark hallway. Little did I know there was a mirror at the end of the hallway. I saw a reflection (my own) and ran out screaming! The words Bloody Mary will never leave my lips ever again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Karma at it's very finest!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True, I guess I deserved that for trying to scare my friend.
How the Bloody Mary illusion works. The short of it: You aren't seeing a ghost, but your own face starts to morph in your brain's perception of it, and you will quickly un-recognize your own face.
I did it, and the effect happens pretty quickly. My eyes got really large, like an alien's, and my whole face kind of "monsterized." Blinking or moving your eyes back and forth will remove the illusion, starting back from the beginning. It's pretty cool, and if you didn't realize what was happening, you would assume a monster was appearing in the mirror.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah not even.
I did this in grade 3 or so in the bathroom next to the gym. It got really dark in there when the lights were turned off.
They story at my school was that you had to spin 3 times saying Bloody Mary each time you were facing the mirror.
I saw Bloody Mary clear as day she had a glowing green outline(like this but shaped as a woman) who started coming out of the mirror.
Then someone turned the lights on and I was facing a toilet stall door...
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I thought one of the really neat things they did over the course of that show was playing on fears. One man went to the psychologist to get over his fear of what would happen if he said Bloody Mary into a mirror. He finally mustered up the courage, went into the bathroom, closed the door, turned out the lights and said it.
And turned around to see a robber that broke into his house and had been hiding there when the robber heard him come home. The robber killed him, so something terrible DID end up happening to him when he said it.
Sleep well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In 4th grade a few girls were going to do this. So we boys got a girl to hide in the stall right before this group of five girls walk in to do the Bloody Mary thing. After they said it, the girl in the stall started banging on the door and screaming like crazy.
Styrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well you just typed it.
Bloody Mary.
Anyone else for a third?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my friend managed to convince another friend that it actually happened but it was a kind of psychological thing so she isn't actually there but you see her. That is why you can't take a photo. He got so scared!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard if this? Care explaining how it works exactly?
jb4427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it'll ever go away. Usually every year I go stay at my parents house for Christmas Eve. The kid in me loves waking up there Christmas morning. Every time I have to go to the basement, I still always hit the light and sprint up the stairs.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so so so glad I don't have stairs in my house. Many bruises came from me falling up the stairs because I was running from something/nothing.
Yeah I live in an apartment so I don't have to worry about stairs. I've also fallen a lot running up those stairs. I blame watching horror movies as a child.
THIS. For years I would bolt out of bathrooms after flushing because some awful girls told me you didn't even have to say the name. Bloody Mary would just know that a kid was there and come through the mirror to grab you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp. That does it. No more internet for me today.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
funny story, I was at work the other day and went to the bathroom and the automatic lights didn't turn on.
So I said Bloody Mary at (I was a few feet away and wasn't going to say it into) the mirror and felt terrified and switched to the next bathroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter was asking me about Bloody Mary and I told her if she didn't believe it go try it. She said maybe later. So I got some Rain-x on a Qtip and wrote Bloody Mary sees you! on the bathroom mirror. If only I had a camera phone back then to record her screams when she got done with her shower
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even though I would die, I think I'll remember this for my kids.
I can barely look into a mirror after midnight without being afraid of Bloody Mary. I think that even if I don't say it, she will pop in and visit anyways just to fuck with me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just read someone else day the same thing. This only solidifies my fears.
Mirrors are portals apparently. They cause a lot of trouble. That's why if you break a mirror, in order to not have bad luck, you bury the shards to bury the spirits with it. Sounds like BS but mirrors scare the shit out of me and I don't want to take my chances
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have never heard that before, that's good advice! Will try if I ever get close enough to a mirror to break it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until I do it, and I die.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Me and some friends did this in 4th grade. The bathroom was a tile floor and I had my trapper keeper on me. We turned out the lights and started saying bloody mary and since it was dark they didn't see what I was doing.
I angled the trapper keeper so it would hit the floor flat and slammed it on the ground as hard as i could (sounded like a gunshot). They screamed like 5 yo girls ran out and I was acting all cool about it. It freaked them out so bad. They swore bloody mary was coming through the mirror at school later and I just agreed with them to keep them going. I tried to get them to do it again later but they were too scared.
Never told them about the trapper keeper slam heh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And this is why I don't hunt, fish, go camping, or really anything that involves being super far away from civilization after hearing tons of campfire horror stories as a kid..... Also lack of wifi.
I remember the first time I read that, I was at a relatives house late at night right next to a huge window.
idgapho ยท 438 points ยท Posted at 13:54:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything and anything from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. And even if the stories weren't bad enough, those illustrations were enough to haunt your nightmares forever.
[deleted] ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 16:53:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:53:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's too bad. I remember as a kid, secretly looking at that book like it was some kind of Ouija board or evil thing. Even though my parents bought it for me, I somehow thought I would get in trouble for looking at it. It was that bad ha ha. To this day, those picture are some of the creepiest things I have ever seen. I love them so much!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:33:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i read that shit when i was a kid, and those pictures were fucking disturbing. i question my parents' judgment in giving me that book at such a young age.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:10:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to flip through them, get freaked out by the illustrations, shove the books back into the bookcase, and run and hide. Then I'd come back later for some more. It was great!
Big ups to "The Dream" for scaring the shit out of me for years (both the picture and the story).
I recall reading that following massive outcry from fans, the re-RE-released the original artwork versions... so now there's two versions out there available for purchase. So, there's that, I guess...
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:19:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's good. It's just sad a lot of kids will never know the original illustrations. Parents are too protective nowadays.
I agree. Whenever I finally get around to having children, they're gonna grow up with the originals, whether they like it or not... toughen them up, like it did to me :P
Harold STILL scares the shit out of me. I live in Kansas. It's kind of a problem.
Sulgoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Scarecrows have been a mainstay of horror for decades, this is why they invented other shit, like bird poison and, in my friends case, auto aim-and-fire pellet guns.
He hates scarecrows and it was fucking hilarious to put one in his closet during Halloween. I have never seen a grown man run so fast with urine running down his legs. I don't think we needed the stepper motors, LED's or scary rasping voice my friend can do.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is definitely the most memorable story. I honestly can only think of 2 or 3 others...
There was a guy who created tarot-card-deck artwork in the style of Stephen Gammell... the kickstarter was here (it has been successfully funded, he plans to sell some on his Etsy page I believe)
I feel he did a pretty good job capturing Gammell's style, not perfect, but definitely heavily inspired...
There's a watermark on the concrete wall in the basement of my parent's house that reminds me of those illustrations. Still creeps me out sometimes and I'm 28
I'm trying to remember, was there a story about shadows? A boy thinks the shadows are moving at night. He goes to sleep in his parents bed. He tells them but they don't believe him. The shadows are kept at bay because of a light source. It goes out and they end up killing the parents.
I'm going off what I remember so some things might not verbatim. My grade 6 English teach would read stories out from those books. I can't remember any other story except for that one.
I've been trying to look for it but my Google-fu is weak.
Edit It might be from the other series called Scary stories for sleepovers. Based on titles of the stories it might be the one called "Shadow Play."
Dude please do this! I can't find them anywhere on-line. I had all three I bought from the scholastic book fair in 6th grade but my mom sold them in a garage sale. Without asking me.
There was a book I ordered through Scholastic when I was in 4th or 5th grade (ca. 1981-82) that was filled with urban legends and scary stories. There was one story about a guy taking an elevator, the elevator operator was this horribly disfigured little guy and he saved the man by being repulsive - the elevator fell or something like that and the guy never got on. Anyway, there was an illustration of the disfigured guy dragging a coffin, and for some reason that picture scared the ever loving daylights out of me. I've been trying to remember the name of that book for years.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:14:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but there was something about a ribbon around a girls neck, and then when she was old, she finally told her husband to remove the ribbon, and her head fell off. I still get those pictures in my head every once in a while.
Holy shit my cousin had this as a book on tape and we would go to the playroom in the basement and she'd put the tape on and turn off the lights and FUCK THAT
mx3o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My teacher in fourth grade would occasionally read that book to us. I remember a story about some girl literally being scared to death, or something like that.
There was a story in there called 'The Window.' I don't remember what exactly happened, but I think there was a vampire. All I remember is that it terrified me beyond reason.
The illustrations for "Footsteps" and "The Little Black Dog" still scare the shit out of me. Those two stories aren't even particularly scary but I daren't open the books and look at them anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. When I was like, eight, the story "The Dream"... or rather, the accompanying illustration, freaked me out enough to just put the book down and immediately return it to the library. At least I believe it was that specific illustration. It was something like that.
SammyLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well thanks for lightening my mood after reading an above post that led me to a dark post.... I feel better now.
[deleted] ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 13:55:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jack the Ripper, they still haven't found him and a lady does tremble at nights in London
Loreguy ยท 182 points ยท Posted at 15:50:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a documentary recently where they connected the murders of the prostitutes to a specific ships coming into port, with one man in all the ships, basically indicating that this man was Jack the Ripper.
Then they traced him to NY City exactly at the time prostitute killings started in NY City, in the same manner that Jack the Ripper had killed. It was pretty conclusive, but I don't remember the name of the documentary.
[deleted] ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 15:56:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weirdly this is the second time this has come up this week.
His name was carl feigenbaum and I do believe this is the most plausible story.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:08:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Karnas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:32:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"According to Wolf Vanderlinden, some of the murders listed by Marriott did not actually occur; the newspapers often embellished or created Ripper-like stories to sell copy. Lawton's accusations were disputed by a partner in his legal firm, Hugh O. Pentecost, and there is no proof that Feigenbaum was in Whitechapel at the time of the murders."
Vanderlinden, Wolf (2008). "Carl Ferdinand Feigenbaum: An Old Suspect Resurfaces", in Ripper Notes: The Legend Continues, Inklings Press, pp. 4โ24, ISBN 978-0-9789112-2-5
Yeah. I don't think so either.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:09:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm I haven't read this one. Personally, I like the story of Jack the Ripper being the abortion doctor's infertile wife.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:36:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The reason I like Carl for the suspect is every where he went similar killings happened and then mysteriously stopped when he left. He was eventually executed in New York for a similar murder
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:56:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh that DOES make it a little more plausible. Spooky.
Yeah! This was so cool! My ex and I shared an interest in serial killers (hi, watchlist I'm now on) and watched this together. I thought it was awesome.
I watched a documentary earlier this year which had a similar theory, but it linked the killings to HH Holmes. Stating that he was either in London or unaccounted for during the time of the JTR murders. Its all pretty convincing evidence when you want to believe something. He was definitely capable of the brutality involved with those killings.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(commented above) i think they have legitimately linked him to be HH Holmes who was the killer in the book The Devil In The White City. He built a murder castle hotel during the worlds fair in Chicago and eventually when he was caught he faked death and fled to england to become Jack The Ripper.
[deleted] ยท 904 points ยท Posted at 15:27:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was in the Victorian era. He's probably dead by now.
Probably.
[deleted] ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 16:33:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 381 points ยท Posted at 16:41:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great job, lads - to the pub!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit has always been amazing detectives, we have never made a terrible mistake before.
But maybe it is one of those situations where he took an apprentice and showed him the ways blah blah blah and when that apprentice came of age he murdered his master and inherited the name...
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favourite interpretations of Jack the Ripper is from the anime Black Butler, where it turns out to be a female doctor who performed abortions, but after miscarrying she went crazy and killed her patients. Or something like that. No idea how plausible it is but an interesting theory.
jazz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read a great book about Jack the Ripper and it detailed the person who was the most likely culprit. It was a local mortician who could keep the body parts at work. It's where he learned his skills also. When he came down with TB, the killings were done poorly, as if the killer was weaker. When he eventually died of TB, the killings stopped.
Creepy have they haven't found him but he's long dead now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think they have legitimately linked him to be HH Holmes who was the killer in the book The Devil In The White City. He built a murder castle hotel during the worlds fair in Chicago and eventually when he was caught he faked death and fled to england to become Jack The Ripper.
Quouar ยท 1335 points ยท Posted at 13:09:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I admit, I'm not a fan of Slenderman. I think I live around too many dark corners.
[deleted] ยท 1773 points ยท Posted at 13:56:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just be careful of creepy 12 year old girls with knives
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFA:
Wisconsin law requires attempted homicide cases to start in adult court if a suspect is at least 10
So it'll start in adult court, but probably be sent to juvenile court soon. Adult court is just the starting point where they determine what system should handle the case.
I see no problem with them being put in jail for 20+ years.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except your brain isn't fully formed until you are around 25 years old. The last part is the frontal love which functions involve the ability to recognize future consequences resulting from current actions, to choose between good and bad actions, override and suppress socially unacceptable responses, and determine similarities and differences between things or events.
Im pretty sure ive never met a 12 year old who thought it was a sensible idea to lure someone into a park and stab them. These kids are fucked up. They might not deserve jail, but i definitely dont want them walking around society
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. I don't think anyone advocates for just letting people go. In my jurisdiction it would never even be thought about to try this juvenile as an adult. Yet it is still very possible to hold them and provide mental health services and educate them in an attempt at rehabilitation until they are 18 or 21. Murder is the one exception but only above the age of 14. IANAL and this is not legal advice.
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 15:51:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah lets keep pushing blame off of kids and onto parents. This mindset is the reason kids basically aren't allowed outside anymore. Maybe they shouldn't be tried as adults, but 12 years old is old enough to know what you're doing is wrong.
Especially when it involves stabbing someone for a stupid internet meme.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:23:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, so what really bothers me about this incident is that Slenderman has only been in existence for about 5 years. We were all around when someone made it up. It was awesome and creepy, but it doesn't have the same mystique as Bloody Mary or other ghosts and ghoulies that have survived through history. Slenderman isn't an urban legend, we know who the creator is. This is what blows my mind about that whole story. They were summoning something that hasn't even passed into the realm of "creepy possibility" yet.
aka317 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:58:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are 12... So 5 years ago they were 8. I think a kid often feel that things existing before a certain age was there forever...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I get that they're just kids but I mean the entire concept of this happening is craaaaazy to me.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:00:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What creeps me out about that is basically, that believing in him is causing people to stab eachother. It's almost making him real.
That actually kind of made it scary again. Like, the whole Slender thing got really over-done and stupid over the past few years... but that resulted in some really frightening attacks. I can't think of much that would be scarier than turning around to see my young daughter wearing a completely white mask and proceeding to stab me while rambling about pleasing Slenderman. This. Actually. Happened. That's the scary part. It sounds like a stupid campfire story until you imagine it actually happening... and then realizing that it did happen.
Maybe they got a little messed up from being exposed to creepy/dark memes at a young age: some people don't have a fully developed sense of morality before the age of 14, and you have to be pretty messed up if you think that stabbing someone to death for fun is a good idea, good enough to get someone else to be your accomplice...
I haven't been reading about it a bunch since it's in our newspaper almost everyday. But from what I've read they haven't mentioned any family issues, and while I haven't read it in the newspaper myself I've heard people complaining of course she was competent she had straight A's. While I know that doesn't mean her family life was good, and I know just because you have good grades doesn't mean you can't have some sort of mental illness. It may seem like there was nothing out of the ordinary at home but I'm sure that will come out during the trial if there is. Milwaukee Journal Sentinel will likely have good coverage of it if you're interested in it, specifically the Waukesha section.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
That happened in my hometown, I think we need to cut these jokes out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the key to a good pun is not highlighting what makes it a pun
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another one of those stabbings happened in my state. Ugh.
Perhaps we have to actually consider that young, immature minds are adversely effected by creepy/dark memes, I mean 13 year-olds often try their hand a poetry...
There are reasons why some internet content is age restricted, some might actually be good ones.
I've been keeping up with Slendy since MarbleHornets made those video things still, and I haven't stabbed anyone for a ritual sacrifice. I'm sixteen so I would have been 11. :(
Quouar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:56:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need some pictures or posters or something. Hell, I have a painting of bubbles that I picked up for ยฃ1 at a yard sale, and even it cheers up the room.
I know Slenderman is fake, I remember when it was created on SA. I KNOW it's not real, but damn it one day I saw a fake documentary on youtube and ever since I have not been able to sleep without a light on. I think it's called Slendersuits. It ruined me, it has ruined my sleep :(
Seafea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't it originate from a photoshop creepy mages thread in GBS? I remember people kept creating pictures where you could see him in the background somewhere.
Yeah, it originated on a thread where people would photoshop pictures with creepy monsters and shit and try to convince people on other sites that they were real.
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, the really scary part of Slenderman is thinking about him as being a tulpa. In paranormal terminology, a tulpa is a fictional being which becomes so believed in that it becomes real. However, because it is real only because of the belief in it, it has to reinforce the image of itself or risk destruction.
So, if Slenderman is a tulpa, then he actually does stalk the wilderness now, terrifying people specifically to keep himself alive.
That makes me wonder if Barney Stinson is afraid of Slenderman..
[deleted] ยท 635 points ยท Posted at 13:51:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
am I the only one who thinks the slenderman fanbase became fucking autistic after slender came out?
Quouar ยท 479 points ยท Posted at 13:55:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing as I have not the faintest idea what you're trying to say when you say "fucking autistic," probably.
sndzag1 ยท 224 points ยท Posted at 14:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets was good. I saw another that was really good too. Then everyone started calling it Slender instead of Slenderman, and now it's just a weird joke. It will always have a special place in my heart though, as one of the few remaining terrors of my adulthood.
Endulos ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:34:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets was good until the end of the first arc, after that it was mostly bull shit going through old cameras and shit. Boring, nothing happening. I haven't watched an episode since 35ish?
They're up to episode 87 or something.
Blue97 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:40:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The series actually just finished.
sndzag1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It got pretty meh last time I saw it, but the early episodes... That was something special.
Seafea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought originally, it was only supposed to be three 'seasons' (counting each time they took an extended break as in between seasons)
If I may plug a (super subtle) shout put to the TribeTwelve YouTube channel, whose slender mythos videos are the only ones that legitimately frighten me. Especially the one titled "The Order"
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was always bad. Go back and check it out, it's pretty fucking goofy.
Marblehornets really freaked the shit out of me bad when I watched it years ago. One of the worst things was the sort of raw imagery it had, more than any other monster, it was just really easy to sort of... picture what it'd look like if Slenderman was chilling across your room or at the other end of a forested path you were walking down. Kept making myself paranoid haha.
sndzag1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:45:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had sleep paralysis (facing down in bed) one time involving slenderman standing at the foot of my bed, just out of the corner of my eye. So yeah, that pretty much solidified the horror of marblehornets for me.
Oh yes. I discovered Marblehornets and the whole Slenderman story one summer a few years ago when I was working 3rd shift. I thought I was immune because I worked at night, with big scary horses to keep me safe, no less!
...I did not account for my days off, when I would be awake in the wee hours of the morning, completely alone with no one to call or no where to go to. Or the fact that, to keep myself on an even remotely normal sleep schedule, I had to keep the house totally dark with blackout curtains during the day. It was WAY too easy to picture Slenderman just beyond the reach of the streetlights outside at work, or behind me on the dark stairs... I started having nightmares that haunted me even after waking, and had to quit the series abruptly.
sndzag1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:42:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that one was... rather neckbeardy. I'm sure someone knows what I'm talking about.
There was one series where a guy gets lost in an alley? That one was pretty good. Unless that's the one you're referring to and I'm thinking of something else.
Seems like the crossover has ended pretty much. Neither has made a video in a while though. It seems like Adam Rosner has lost motivation for TribeTwelve though, it's been close to 5 months since his last video. The EMH crew has at least made 2-3 since the crossover ended.
TribeTwelve is, in my opinion, amoung best of the Mythos on YouTube. It starts off similar to Marble Hornets, but quickly develops its own pace with "Night Recording".
I was following Marble Hornets pretty regularly a couple years ago, but entries 60-80 or so were just really boring IMO. I kind of think it peaked around that entry out in the woods that ends with the main guy passing out in front of the Operator.
I really wanted to like the later episodes because I'd invested a decent amount of time in understanding the story, but I just completely lost interest.
I love the actual various series. Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, everymanHYBRID, Dark Harvest, etc. The Slender games are lame and have turned Slenderman into a joke.
I agree. I first found the slenderman legends when my brothers's friend introduced us to Marble Hornets. We stayed up all night watching episodes 1-26 (that was as far as the series was at the time) back in 2009-ish. Genuinely scared the crap out if me, but intrigued me to read more. But then it just seemed like an in-joke after Slender got popular, and Slenderman lost its flare.
Do you know of marble hornets ever came to a good definitive finish?
I got all the way to a part where one of the creeps run into a sewer thing under some abandoned building then I quit.
sndzag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's still going I think.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets is super amazing!
If you want some other great ones, go with EveryManHYBRID, TribeTwelve, DarkHarvest00, and MLAndersen0.
They're all amazing in their own way, and rival MH very closely. But similarly to what you said, Marble Hornets will always have a special place in my heart<3
Your inbox is probably full of this, but the other two good Slenderman series are EverymanHYBRID and Tribe Twelve.
EH and Marble Hornets are both over now.
sndzag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:04 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know, thanks!
[deleted] ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 14:11:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They suddenly started liking routine, having trouble with reading body language and, most horrifically of all, every single one could recite all Gen 1 Pokemon - in numerical order.
If you are tall, skinny, white, male, teenage, socially awkward, alone, unmotivated and spend all of your time playing Minecraft and browsing Reddit, then yes. I am you.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:16:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's see...
-Tall: Eh
-Skinny: No
-White: Half
-Male: Yes
-Teenage: Yes
-Socially Awkward: Mostly
-Alone: Define pls
-Unmotivated: Depends
-Minecraft/Reddit: I do other things too.
Is that an Asperger's thing? I have a friend who does the exact same thing. Or maybe we just know the same person. It was some kind of "something Critic" youtube channel anyway...
What does Pokemon have to do with Slender? As a Pokemon fan, I see no connection. I also could name every Pokemon if it was shown to me, but I even I couldn't recite all Gen 1 Pokemon in order with no hints. Keep in mind I've been a fan of the series for a decade now.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JhiSucksDick said that the Slenderman fanbase 'became fucking autistic' and it's a cliche (or a truth) that autistic people tend to like Pokemon; they also tend to be very thorough, almost obsessive, with their special interests. Hence the joke.
Maybe it's because you say this tons of "intelligent" stuff in situations that don't warrant your knowledge at all? Or maybe it just looks like you're showing off and trying to look more intelligent than you are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably the second one, plus it's also usually I go very in depth on a subject someone asked about.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:58:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically how Pewdiepie and every other scripted coughLet's Playerscough got their underaged fanbases.
If I can invoke Hipsters Advocate, the creepypasta had been around for years before. Then the aformetioned videos began after Slender came out and thus now we have pre-teens with knives.
The ARG's that are going on right now (Marble Hornets, TribeTwelve, EverymanHYBRID, DarkHarvest00, MLAnderson, etc) are fantastic, I'm surprised they don't get more attention.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:37:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thats a joke right? If anyone is autistic its the main characters in those "ARGs."
What's that? A chance to directly communicate the problem?! "I like parks"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The people you're talking about probably only heard of Slenderman from Slender (and may call him simply 'Slender'), the original, 'before it was cool', Slenderman fans probably resent them
Yup and those crazy teenage girls that invited their friend over and planned to murder her for slenderman..... yeah they went full retard with that one.
To me it seemed like Slender came out, got deemed "teh scariest game evar!!1!" (Read; shitty jumpscare montage) by overacting lets players on youtube, and now a reasonably well told creepypasta is just more fodder for oh so random pre-teens.
Ancel3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:29 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman used to be legitimately creepy, but now he's just too well-known to have any creep factor.
I can't think about him without getting PTSD flashbacks of DevientART posts of Slendorpony, or Tumblr .gifs of "Splendorman".
It used to be, you would see a creepy image every once in a while, or run a Marble Hornets marathon on October 28th. But after Slender came out, all he's turned into is a teenager's halloween costume, or some teleporting weirdo who messes up your forests and leaves random blocks everywhere.
And don't get me started on all the shitty creepypastas that get posted. I haven't heard one good one since the original, now the wiki is full of shitty cliche conventions.
And the game is the exact opposite of the Slenderman lore. He is supposed to stalk you from a distance, not chase you down in an old forest.
This all really sucks, too, 'cause I really like Slenderman. He's interesting, creepy, mysterious... At least he used to be.
Endulos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Slenderman even count as an urban legend? He was a made thing on the internet.
Eitherway, I like the original concept of Slderman.
Quouar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it does. Just because it originates on the internet doesn't mean it doesn't move to the streets.
Endulos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well... Generally Urban Legends are stories based off something that happened at one point, but morphed into more.
Slenderman was fake from the get-go.
Quouar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, but it did have to originate from some sort of idea or belief. Part of the reason it is so scary is because a small part of us believes it could be real. It's that little bit, I think, that's enough to make it count as an urban legend.
Endulos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never said it wasn't terrifying. (it is)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:28:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Slenderman.. He's the only thing that can really scare me anymore.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:42:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And he started 3-4 years ago as a creepypasta. How are people afraid of this stupid thing?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:01:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
people like to say 'oooh slenderman creeps me out' that's why
Nungie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:09:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I first found out about Slenderman I got some serious creeps. Alone at home when I started looking up stuff on it (regular sorts of creepypasta videos and other bullshit), and got so scared that I ran outside to wait for my mum and sister to come back. Didn't help that the air turned green and clouds were rolling in as per an impending storm.
It ws incredibly easy to scare me at the time around and before I looked it up, as I was a big wuss. Just the right combo of curiousness and being easily scared.
That's how I felt when I saw the slenderman movie. Makes you very paranoid when you walk by a dark hallway.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was just at a music festival in Arizona and I was painting some little kids' faces and they started telling me about slenderman, and said that there was a person at the festival dressed as slenderman on stilts slinking around. Later on after i finished my painting shift, I was tripping and saw this slenderman from about 1000 yards away across a large field. I already dont have good distance eyesight, plus, the other stuff made for a very surreal sight.
Fun. You worked together to find pages. A search would move him towards you, if you found a page he appeared next to you. It was the most popular game.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a lot of slenderman "art" out there some trying to be "creepy" some not, but the ones that try to be creepy never are. The ONLY one that ever made me feel uncomfortable was the first original Photoshop.
Quouar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree that when people actively try to be creepy, it doesn't work. I do like the more organic-looking ones, though.
I'm a glasses wearer, and can't really see stuff well beyond 5 feet. I had a suit hanging in my closet, and a white box on the top shelf. Woke up, thought I was seeing Slenderman, lost my shit until I came to my senses
It's so funny to see Slenderman be a real fear for people. I remember the original thread from Something Awful where that guy got created. After he gained urban legend levels it took away any fear I get from horror icons.
I work the graveyard shift, 11pm till 7am which is both dark and even darker here during winter. To get to work I walk through unlit trainyards, surrounded by trees on one side, and an abandoned metalworks factory/scrapyard on the other.
I hate slenderman so fucking much during those walks. Crank the music up so loud I couldn't hear if a whole army of them was charging towards me.
Bior37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When did we start calling Slenderman an urban legend? We have literal documentation of his origin. It's like saying that Spiderman is an urban legend.
It's okay I have been laying in bed before and turned on my light to check in the the corners of my room for old slendy.
violue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman scares me because there are apparently crazy tweens out there taking that shit seriously.
It never occurred to me when that all started that there would one day be people that weren't around the internet for its inception and would think it was a real legend.
I honestly don't get the hype surrounding Marble Hornets, I watched it pretty close to when it came out and it honestly almost fell asleep watching it, it was just so fucking boring. But I guess different strokes for different folks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with ya. I know its fake, but if I saw Slenderman I would crap my pants.
It's incredible to me how many people I come across and think Slender is a real urban legend. Then I show them the original Creepypasta post and true origin.
No matter how many times I tell myself it's not real, it still freaks me out. There was a Supernatural episode about it, and I slept with a light on for days afterward. I know I'm being ridiculous, but it just scares me.
The creepy part of this is not the Slenderman himself but the idea of someone or something ALWAYS following you. That idea that no matter where you are he's a step behind is the worst part for me. Started watching Marble Hornets but I just couldn't finish after a few too many times looking over my shoulder locking up at night.
I was at my friend's house playing this the other day. There were 4 of us, two guys and two girls, and we were trying to get the girls to go through it to see how creeped out they got/how far they made it. We were using my friend's headset, and they gave up after like a page and a half, so I tossed on the headset to try to get them to finish up- maybe they would do better without the noise. Anyways, I was listening and we got to 5 pages before failing. Because there were people there and we'd been talking, even with the noise, I wasn't really scared at all- you can't get sucked into the atmosphere in that sort of environment. After the run, we all headed out (it was like 11:30 at this point and people had places to be in the morning).
Normally having to leave wouldn't be a huge deal, but my friend (essentially) lives half an hour out into the woods in Vermont. No big deal, I wasn't really scared, and it was going to be a nice cruise in the convertible back home through the twisties. Completely enjoyable. So I get going, headed off through the woods on my own and let me tell you it was the most terrifying thing. I could feel him slightly off in the woods or off behind me, waiting to get me when I wasn't looking. By the time I was 2 minutes from his house, I was cruising down 30 mph country roads at a solid 45-50. It would have been fine if I could put the top down, but stopping for a couple minutes with good old Slendy out there was not an option (the convertible, a 1988 BMW 325i, had a manual roof- I couldn't just slow down and hit a button). Even if the girls that had been hanging out with us (two sisters) had gone the same route, it would have been fine. But, I instead got to live through the most terrifying half hour of my existence.
tl;dr fuck Slenderman
Yapshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If slenderman ever scares you, just think of him as your buddy Jack Skellington.
I actually have a story about this one. I'm late to the party but I'm gonna tell it anyway. I can't say exactly when I heard about Slenderman, but it was a couple of years ago. A couple of friends told me the story one night, and naturally, curiousity got the better of me, so off to Google I went. I found several articles and seeing as I read them at night laying in bed, they creeper me the hell out. Fast forward to the next day after a long day of work;I came home to an empty house turned on the TV and booted up my computer like any other day, but something was different. What was that extra icon on my desktop? It was a folder titled simply 'Slender'....fuckin' NOPE. Run to kitchen, grab big ass knife, proceed to clear every room and leave every light on. House clear, relieving, still pretty freaked out. Sit with back against the wall and refuse to look over my shoulder. Call everyone I know that lived close by to see if they wanna come hang out so I'm not as freaked out. Go to a friend's apartment and hang out until my roommate gets home. Proceed to find out that I didn't lock my computer the night before and another friend decided to have some fun. Fuck that guy!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The game still creeps me out... it's the whole atmosphere...
Someone was mentioning that this urban legend didn't start until somewhat recently (compared to other legends). I forget what conclusion they came to though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably that urban legends are mostly bullshit that people make up to spook people. That would be my conclusion at least.
Reoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing is, if you track back my comments I have one about a guys eyes being "black like his soul!" (going way back, like years). In relation to a mugshot of a guy whose eyes were totally black. And then I heard about this story. I guess they have parents too.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:12:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard about them on a Discovery channel show. One of the few things that actually freaked me out about that show was the interview with a guy who had two of those "kids" come up to him. He was horrified even telling the story.
Waff1es ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to the lore, demons who are possessing a human can make the eyes go fully black. Unlike certain spirits, demons don't need permission to enter space, unless there are protective amulets, charms, etc. to prevent their entrance. Demons do enjoy causing distress, alarm, and harm just for the fun of it though.
I came here to say this. I know it's irrational, but they scare the shit out of me. My husband keeps sending me photoshopped pictures of them because he knows I'm terrified and thinks it's funny. It isn't funny. I close my blinds at night and refused to go outside after dark for a while after I first heard those stories.
I actually saw a BEK once, or at least i think i did. Was riding the last subway home from a party(I was more or less sober by that time), when i felt i was being stared at.
I just stared out of the window, and noticed the mirror image of a maybe 9-10 year old kid sitting along with 2 elder men, looked like they were construction workers or something.
After looking out of the window for about 10-15 minutes, feeling that stare on my face, I decided to stare back, to see if the guy was actually looking at me, and boy did he. In the quick glimpse i took, my heart dropped since after what I saw, he had no white in his eyes, only black. Got off at the next stop since i was creeped the fuck out, and called a friend just to have someone to talk to.
This was before i learned about BEK, but it still freaks me out sometimes.
I agree. I saw a documentary about them that scared the shit out of me. How they try to get you to invite them into your house by saying they need to use your phone and such completely monotone...I wonder what happened if you invite them in?
Yeah this one scares the poo out of me, mostly because there is recorded account of one of these showing up in my tiny home town of Lawson, Mo. It happened after I had already moved away for college and i've not been back too many times since, but when something like this happens to a tiny town of 2,000ish people it leaves an impression, true or not.
The first time I saw a comment like that on reddit was long after I saw that joke being made on michaelkeaton.net (a webcomic by the guy who did picturesforsadchildren) and I am convinced it started there, but apparently that website is dead now so I'm pretty bummed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still creepy as fuck. I like how people actually created hacked roms based on it, whihc is even better.
leoniwa ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:17:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story. After reading that story and I saw that people were posting that they too had talked to cleaver bot (keep in mind the story did freak me out a little bit) I thought this is so stupid I will talk to cleaver bot. I said "What happened to Ben?" It replied "He drowned." Now I spend a lot of time on reddit but that was the quickest, close browser now I have ever had...
lmao. The best part about this is that CleverBot was programmed to pick up jokes, memes, and events through repetition. You went on Clever Bot because you heard of everyone else doing the same, and because everyone was doing it, it became a self fulfilling prophecy.
It was kind of genius of the author to include this type of thing, because it adds a very controllable and expected level of interaction that appears outside of the authors control.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:38:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just tried it, it replied "he died?" and I said how, so it said "Here, have a virus".
It still worked for me, but I had to ask "What happened to Ben?" 3 times,
the first time he said "You know what happened.", the second time he said "You shouldn't have done that." and then on the third time he said "Ben drowned." On the fourth time he said "Ben hung himself." Then it because nonsensical answers.
Thank you! The last time this creepypasta was mentioned, I begged for someone to explain to me why it was so scary. I kept waiting for something to happen, but nothing does. Apparently it's scary if you're a fan of the series, which I am not, so perhaps that is why it's not scary for me.
I don't know. There are some where I can't help myself; despite thinking of all the reasons why the story couldn't be real, I find myself sprouting tears of fear. Then there are some where I'm like, "... is that all?" Kind of like when Doug finally sees the end of the monster movie and you can see the costume's zipper, dispelling the illusion.
M4ttR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I hate that white text on a black background
leoniwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So hard to read =( Could always copy and paste into word =)
Basically it was this kid who was given this mod by an unknown modder from an elder scrolls forum. Essentially, he spent like three realtime days trying to find something in the night sky because the NPCs said to look up there, all the while this mysterious figure was stalking his character and potentially him in real life. The story said that if you try to load the mod normally in game, it crashes. But if you load it up through Dosbox, it doesn't crash which makes no fucking sense to anybody who knows anything about operating systems.
leoniwa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the heads up =)
Magoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All video game "creepy" stories are awful. They're so formulaic. I got a video game from some shady, second hand source and weird stuff is happening. Oh man, it was imbued with the spirit of some ghost or some bullshit! Spooooooky.
And then there's the obligatory video game dream. Every fucking time.
And there's the whole problem with the entire concept of it anyway, looking more broadly. It's a fucking video game. You can't make Mario or Link or Pikachu scary.
Oh, and one of the creepiest parts of this was how well it worked and lined up.
Like, it was hugely planned. Youtube vids from years before it started came into play, I believe. How'd he do that?
Thylinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is this one? Is there a link?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If we're talking about gaming creepypasta Tails Doll has always frightened the shit out of me.
The story itself is kind of a shitpasta, it's full of cliches and not actually that scary, but my childhood friends tacked on Bloody-Mary-Esque qualities along with being able to just glide out of a TV or suddenly appear in a completely dark room to kill anyone who had heard of him.
On Facebook there's a page called the horror hub, and the guy who actually wrote the expressionless is an admin. The kitten in her mouth part wasn't in the original but the "I...am...god" part was, and that's still pretty lame
The story is shit but it's kind of provoking to think of god like that though. A brutal, expressionless, female manniqen. Something about it piques my interest...
I suppose it could be a cool concept if it was executed properly, yaknow? But dang was it weak in that story.
I find you need to be very good before you can straight up state that a character is God (or any holy or unholy being). Implications usually work way better.
Maybe if she had just said, "I am". And then put a sword in her mouth instead of a dead cat. Given the doctor a crisis of faith, then burned security guard's face as she opened her mouth. Damn. This just sounds fun now
I've never seen that in the texts. I study this stuff for a living.
The most likely possible reference is 1 Peter 5:8, but it's mega thin. There are many more references to God being a metaphorical lion than there are of Satan.
"Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour."
I can't be scared of anything that's so badly written.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:11:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of someone in a different askreddit thread. essentially he and some friends in north dakota went into this abandoned house for shits and giggles. They found that everything there was still in good shape, the pictures still there, clothes still in the wardrobes, like the guy who lived there had simply gone out grocery shopping, except other signs suggested the house had been abandoned for a couple decades. so they search the rooms and they come across one room with nothing but a mannequin tied down to a mattress which was propped against the wall so that when the people entered the room the mannequin was looking at them right in the eyes.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:18:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the mannequin was looking at them right in the soul.
That's exactly what it is.Source: Used similar mannequins in the nursing labs when I went to nursing school. They weren't as creepy as this one is,though,thank God.
What they are actually doing is practising proper body mechanics when moving a patient up in the bed. I am a former nurse and we used similar mannequins when I went to school back in the early 90's.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just made that picture a lot easier to look at.
Funny side note:I love looking at creepy pictures and was looking at creepy images several years back,and when I encountered this image for the first time,I thought it was pretty creepy even though I recognized what it was and what was happening (this is before someone wrote the creepypasta about it)
A few years later when I encountered the pic with the creepy story,it did not surprise me at all that someone had been disturbed enough by it that it inspired a creepypasta,HaHa.
MikeMil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this story for the first time late at night. Bad idea.
Sedu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh. Kitten in her mouth that she just happened to be eating when she got to the hospital. Was she self admitted? Found by an accident? Why was she there, and why did she arrive in the middle of a meal? Did she catch the cat just as she got there? Saving the cat specifically to scare the staff makes her seem... a lot less scary.
If she kills the doctor after whispering "I am god" (which is lame anyhow, and makes very little sense), then how does anyone know what she whispered? The nurse couldn't have heard it.
She is restrained, then suddenly there are no restraints.
Did she escape? Did she run? It says that she's never seen again, but we don't know whether anyone looked for her, whether she vanished into a puff of smoke, or what.
Scary stories thrive on the unexplained, but "unexplained" does not equal "unconsidered," and that is what the details of the story here seem.
I also have a deep seated fear of dolls...not clicking that link. Oh fuck no.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I'm wide awake now...
bmacorr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually worked as a tour guide in Toronto at the CN Tower and an east-asian woman came up one evening with some white dude. She fits the description and image found on your link to a T. Scared the living shit out of me when she looked at me. Her skin was not real, I assumed it was some new medical polymer or something that was starting to be used by burn victims. Never seen someone that looked like that ever again though.
Paranormal researcher here to make your fear worse. Dolls venture into the uncanny valley, they look human but lack a soul, this void can draw in spirits who seek a body but can't overcome a living human soul.
Mr_E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even well written. It's like a bad short story, and the only survivor isn't even the point of view. And the purpose of the kitten in her mouth? Come on. This is amateur hour. Bad creepy pasta is bad.
I'm so terrified to click that link. Probably a year and a half ago I read that story and while the story wasn't so bad, the picture haunted me. I've just barely forgotten what it looks like so now when I think of it the only thing that comes to mind is Jeff the Killer or whatever. But that face. Fuck man, it was horrifying.
Was June 1972. A woman appear in hospital in Moscow. Is wearing only white rag covered with blood. Was no surprise. Is Moscow. What gave chills was woman not entirely human. Look more like dummy that move like human. Face had no feature or expression. She walk in eating kitten. Again, no surprise. Food hard to come by. Is not unusual for comrade to be eating kitten. Blood from kitten is dripping from dummy woman mouth onto rags. I think to self she is lucky. Hard to find fresh kitten, many die because of cold.
When she walk through hospital door she is taken straight to room. Doctors restrain dummy woman, she makes no fuss. Is good woman, knows her place. Then doctors try to sedate dummy woman with cheap vodka while she is still, but then, she move! She fight back like bear with hangover. Take two good, strong Russian men to restrain her.
Then she look at Doctor (is man, woman is for nurse if lucky) and did something unlike true Russian. She smile! Then Doctor and nurses let go with horror. No teeth in mouth. Only spikes. Is bad dental work. Dummy woman cannot even close mouth for them!
Doctor look at her and ask "You are monster! What are you?" Dummy woman then crack neck to shoulder to look at him, still with smile on face. Is long pause. Security are coming down hallway.
As Doctor was turning to meet security, woman dart forward, sinking teeth into his throat! She rip out his jugular and he fall to floor. Doctor is now choking on blood like normal Saturday night at vodka bar.
She stand and lean over Doctor. She lean closer and whisper into ear, "I am the God!" she whispers.
Then KGB come in from hallway, was no security! They shoot dummy woman, saying "Is no God! Is only Glory of Mother Russia. Woman should not lie, is unbecoming." Then they shoot Doctor and nurses for cowardice.
Such is life in Moscow.
It's just one of those girls who put way too much make-up. Don't worry buddy.
xmod2 ยท 775 points ยท Posted at 16:35:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one was in the Big Book of Urban Legends I had:
Couple is waiting on babysitter to take care of their infant while they're on vacation. Babysitter is late and the couple is worried they'll miss their flight. Babysitter calls to say she's leaving now and will be there shortly. Couple decide to leave to make their plane. Babysitter is in fatal car accident. Couple returns to find their rotting baby still in the high chair.
[deleted] ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah come on, you're saying they don't call as soon as the plane lands? And when no one picks up they don't call anyone else? They literally leave their baby and the whole time they're gone are just like "welp I hope that shit turned out okay, guess we'll find out."
Who leaves an infant with a babysitter anyways? You get grandma to watch it or take that shit with you. And you definitely call everyday. I'm foreseeing neglect charges being brought up on these parents.
You are probably a simulated citizen. Biorobots are shipped in hundred of thousands out of japan each year.
You wont read this. Cause the software that runs you will censor this post. If you happen to read it. They will come fix it asap. Expect helicopter and swat team, and soon to be minderased.
There is something seriously sinister about her disappearance. Kind of reminds me of that South Park episode where the parents realise they did something wrong and blame Butters' disappearance on 'some Puerto Rican guy' - the McCanns are definitely partly guilty even if just for being bad parents.
The parents left the kids asleep in their room in a holiday resort while they ate dinner 50 metres away. Their daughter Madeline disappeared from the bedroom while the parents were eating. She's never been seen since.
Personally I don't think what the parents did was particularly terrible. Everyone leaves their kids alone in their rooms while they're asleep. It'd be one thing if the parents were hundreds of metres away but 50 metres is a 30 second walk and they supposedly checked on the kids at intervals during the evening.
Was it a shifty neighborhood or something? Insecure hotel?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:22:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reading that Wikipedia article it sounds like some sort of resort with apartments. The article says they left the patio door unlocked because it could only lock from the inside (the patio door being the one on the resort side of the apartment block, by which the parents left to go to dinner). I guess being only 50 metres away they didn't expect anyone to be able to get in without them seeing.
They left the sliding door unlocked.... with a 3 year old in there. I don't think this is okay at all.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While on vacation, they left their kids sleeping by themselves, as they were dining nearby with friends. They supposedly checked in on them several times, and would find the kids bedroom door ajar.
After about two hours, the wife went to check and realized the daughter was missing. It was supposedly a huge deal around 2007, but I'd never heard of it until today. Probably because US media was having an election circlejerk around that time.
Yeah it was a massive media storm. You were living in a cave if you didn't see this story back then.
I don't see the big deal in going to get dinner, you can't be with your children literally twenty four hours a day. It's one thing to leave them and go to the pub, it's another to be just down the hall and checking on them constantly. We used to just park in my parents drive and if the baby had fallen asleep we'd leave him there and keep an ear out for when he woke up.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:36:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get rekt McCanns!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:38:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish they'd adopt Piers Morgan and take him on holiday to Portugal.
My mom used to get back late from work, and my dad works at home. My dad had a bowling league every Tuesday, and it worked out that he needed to leave just as my mom usually got home and so she could take care of my oldest brother. However, one night my mom was running late, and as she was almost home she saw my dad's car pass her. She was surprised that my dad would bring my oldest brother to the bowling alley.
Now, my dad is absolutely a great dad, but he didn't necessarily know his way around kids very well. My mom walked into the house and saw my brother was strapped into a car seat and put in front of the television.
My grandmother left my infant aunt in the house, under the impression that the landlord would find her.
She did, thankfully... and right before they pulled out of the parking lot. Apparently she hadn't even told my grandfather. Unsurprisingly, my aunt got adopted by the landlords and doesn't want to have much to do with her biological family.
It worked a little better a few decades ago when international dialing was often impossible and always really expensive.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some would.
When I was a kid, my parents would hire HS girls to stay with us and they are sometimes, being kids themselves, pretty irresponsible sometimes.
[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 18:13:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My old english teacher once started off a class by telling this story as if though it had just appeared in the news.
He had brought a newspaper and talked of the massive snowstorm that had cancelled the school a few weeks back.
Apparently the infant had eaten his the flesh off of this fingers.
It was supposed to teach us how to make a proper introduction in essays, and how to captivate the audience.
Dakam ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:35:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Besides just being funny in this context, I have always thought that song is a pretty biting and accurate analysis of what high-school age members of either gender think about.
Read that when it came out. Fucking fantastically told.
masongr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:19:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My phone was on the counter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This only shows me the comments. Do you have a link to the story?
GeeJo ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:26:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever forgotten your phone?
When did you realise youโd forgotten it? Iโm guessing you didnโt just smack your forehead and exclaim โdamnโ apropos of nothing. The realisation probably didnโt dawn on you spontaneously. More likely, you reached for your phone, pawing open your pocket or handbag, and were momentarily confused by it not being there. Then you did a mental restep of the morningโs events.
Shit.
In my case, my phoneโs alarm woke me up as normal but I realised the battery was lower than I expected. It was a new phone and it had this annoying habit of leaving applications running that drain the battery overnight. So, I put it on to charge while I showered instead of into my bag like normal. It was a momentary slip from the routine but that was all it took. Once in the shower, my brain got back into โthe routineโ it follows every morning and that was it.
Forgotten.
This wasnโt just me being clumsy, as I later researched, this is a recognised brain function. Your brain doesnโt just work on one level, it works on many. Like, when youโre walking somewhere, you think about your destination and avoiding hazards, but you donโt need to think about keeping your legs moving properly. If you did, the entire world would turn into one massive hilarious QWOP cosplay. I wasnโt thinking about regulating my breathing, I was thinking whether I should grab a coffee on the drive to work (I did). I wasnโt thinking about moving my breakfast through my intestines, I was wondering whether Iโd finish on time to pick up my daughter Emily from nursery after work or get stuck with another late fee. This is the thing; thereโs a level of your brain that just deals with routine, so that the rest of the brain can think about other things.
Think about it. Think about your last commute. What do you actually remember? Little, if anything, probably. Most common journeys blur into one, and recalling any one in particular is scientifically proven to be difficult. Do something often enough and it becomes routine. Keep doing it and it stops being processed by the thinking bit of the brain and gets relegated to a part of the brain dedicated to dealing with routine. Your brain keeps doing it, without you thinking about it. Soon, you think about your route to work as much as you do keeping your legs moving when you walk. As in, not at all.
Most people call it autopilot. But thereโs danger there. If you have a break in your routine, your ability to remember and account for the break is only as good as your ability to stop your brain going into routine mode. My ability to remember my phone being on the counter is only as reliable as my ability to stop my brain entering โmorning routine modeโ which would dictate that my phone is actually in my bag. But I didnโt stop my brain entering routine mode. I got in the shower as normal. Routine started. Exception forgotten.
Autopilot engaged.
My brain was back in the routine. I showered, I shaved, the radio forecast amazing weather, I gave Emily her breakfast and loaded her into the car (she was so adorable that morning, she complained about the โbad sunโ in the morning blinding her, saying it stopped her having a little sleep on the way to nursery) and left. That was the routine. It didnโt matter that my phone was on the counter, charging silently. My brain was in the routine and in the routine my phone was in my bag. This is why I forgot my phone. Not clumsiness. Not negligence. Nothing more my brain entering routine mode and over-writing the exception.
Autopilot engaged.
I left for work. Itโs a swelteringly hot day already. The bad sun had been burning since before my traitorously absent phone woke me. The steering wheel was burning hot to the touch when I sat down. I think I heard Emily shift over behind my driverโs seat to get out of the glare. But I got to work. Submitted the report. Attended the morning meeting. Itโs not until I took a quick coffee break and reached for my phone that the illusion shattered. I did a mental restep. I remembered the dying battery. I remembered putting it on to charge. I remembered leaving it there.
My phone was on the counter.
Autopilot disengaged.
Again, therein lies the danger. Until you have that moment, the moment you reach for your phone and shatter the illusion, that part of the brain is still in routine mode. It has no reason to question the facts of the routine; thatโs why itโs a routine. Attrition of repetition. Itโs not as if anyone could say โwhy didnโt you remember your phone? Didnโt it occur to you? How could you forget? You must be negligentโ; this is to miss the point. My brain was telling me the routine was completed as normal, despite the fact that it wasnโt. It wasnโt that I forgot my phone. According to my brain, according to the routine, my phone was in my bag. Why would I think to question it? Why would I check? Why would I suddenly remember, out of nowhere, that my phone was on the counter? My brain was wired into the routine and the routine was that my phone was in my bag.
The day continued to bake. The morning haze gave way to the relentless fever heat of the afternoon. Tarmac bubbled. The direct beams of heat threatened to crack the pavement. People swapped coffees for iced smoothies. Jackets discarded, sleeves rolled up, ties loosened, brows mopped. The parks slowly filled with sunbathers and BBQโs. Window frames threatened to warp. The thermometer continued to swell. Thank fuck the offices were air conditioned.
But, as ever, the furnace of the day gave way to a cooler evening. Another day, another dollar. Still cursing myself for forgetting my phone, I drove home. The days heat had baked the inside of the car, releasing a horrible smell from somewhere. When I arrived on the driveway, the stones crunching comfortingly under my tyres, my wife greeted me at the door.
โWhereโs Emily?โ
Fuck.
As if the phone wasnโt bad enough. After everything Iโd left Emily at the fucking nursery after all. I immediately sped back to the nursery. I got to the door and started practising my excuses, wondering vainly if I could charm my way out of a late fee. I saw a piece of paper stuck to the door.
โDue to vandalism overnight, please use side door. Today only.โ
Overnight? What? The door was fine this morni-.
I froze. My knees shook.
Vandals. A change in the routine.
My phone was on the counter.
I hadnโt been here this morning.
My phone was on the counter.
Iโd driven past because I was drinking my coffee. Iโd not dropped off Emily.
My phone was on the counter.
Sheโd moved her seat. I hadnโt seen her in the mirror.
My phone was on the counter.
Sheโd fallen asleep out of the bad sun. She didnโt speak when I drove past her nursery.
My phone was on the counter.
Sheโd changed the routine.
My phone was on the counter.
Sheโd changed the routine and Iโd forgotten to drop her off.
My phone was on the counter.
9 hours. That car. That baking sun. No air. No water. No power. No help. That heat. A steering wheel too hot to touch.
That smell.
I walked to the car door. Numb. Shock.
I opened the door.
My phone was on the counter and my daughter was dead.
Autopilot disengaged.
Honestly, I tend to like NoSleep and similar things, but that one just made me angry. Unless the point was that it was supposed to read like someone desperately trying to shift the blame from themselves to their "brain" or whatever. Not creepy, just negligent as fuck, despite the author's cries to the contrary.
GeeJo ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except that it's not particularly negligent. Dozens of kids die this way every year, many of them with otherwise incredibly diligent parents. Habit is a very powerful thing. Especially when they tend to already be slightly sleep-deprived from raising a baby.
There's a news article linked in the comments that I think you should really read. If you've ever forgotten your phone at home on the charger, you're 100% capable of forgetting a sleeping child in a car.
Interesting read, and I can't really dispute the science behind it as it is presented. Still, I cannot imagine forgetting my daughter, but I suppose I am paranoid enough about things like that that part of my routine that I do on "autopilot" is make sure she is where she needs to be. In this case, not baking to death in my back seat.
The point, though, is that in your mind she's already where she needs to be. She's at the daycare, or the babysitter is watching her at your house, or your wife has her for the day. In your mind the box has been ticked, why bother to check? It's a tragic accident, these parents should not be blamed and met with harshness and hate, but with empathy.
My mind simply does not work like that. I'm willing to extend the benefit of a doubt to parents who have had it happen (now, anyway), but I am having no end of trouble actually putting myself in their shoes.
Better twist. They come home, baby is fine and they thank and pay babysitter. Later on in the evening they check their mail and read in the newspaper about the babysitter dying in a car accident the same night they left. Babysitter's ghost took care of the baby.
The thing is though, they didn't check in with her once? If the body was rotting they were gone at least a week, it would be unlikely to not call a few times then line up somebody new to check on the baby. By the way, who left the baby in a high chair and left the house to drive somehwere?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:30:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I have that same book. I read it all the time in 6th grade and I'm pretty sure it gave me nightmares.
Must've been a pretty long vacation... In which case, you'd assume the "babysitter" would be watching the baby for a long enough time that it'd make sense she wouldn't be staying at the parents' house the whole time. Why wouldn't they just drop the baby off at the sitter's house?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The scariest ones are the stories that sound plausible
I just learned about this! I live near Centreville now, and a friend of mine told me about it. The bridge did look pretty creepy, but the story didn't sound that bad.
Crazy how many Northern VA people there are on here. I live in Leesburg and I've heard of this story too. I don't want anything to do with that bridge.
You wanted some creepy haunted places? Come to old town Leesburg. I've been in a lot of those buildings and old houses and they are beyond creepy.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a bridge out in Leesburg my brother swears he's seen something hanging from one moment and gone the next.
I wouldn't be surprised. I've lived in Leesburg since 1983, aside from moving to Vienna and Ashburn for a couple years, and that town has some really creepy places.
Holy shit! I have been living in Clifton for the past 6 years but I had never heard of this story. Now I am freaking terrified of the bridge.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair the possible real crazy dude that may be the origin of th bunnyman was supposedly threatening people over in kings park west (next to Robinson)(when the neighborhood was being built in the first place) so we're probably fine down here in Clifton... Probably...
It's more about the experience of going there with friends and trying to freak each other out. I never found the story to be scary but the bridge is pretty spooky at night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:48 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
jaekim ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:46:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I actually went out there at midnight one night. It was pretty uneventful aside from the nervyness of the situation and us trying to scare each other. Just kind of looked around and went home.
It's not worth it. It's a shitty bridge that is a bitch to turn around after.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's a single lane like 30ft tunnel so it's not that creepy in a wooded residential area, also all the locals hate the random visitors, I think my favorite story about it is that a couple years back they got the police to come set up a road block and turned away literally hundreds of cars, some from states away
Edit: the bridge photo in the article is not the accepted bridge, there is not a creek flowing underneath. Bunnyman bridge is a specific road underpass beneath VRE train tracks, it is kinda creepy at night though I suppose
NoVa has some pretty interesting history. I remember we were watching a movie about women's suffurage in a history class in Texas and i found out some of the women got thrown in the Lorton prison which was right by my job and friends neighborhood. I know there is history all across the US but just the fact the East coast got settled first makes it seem like there are more historical artifacts all around. Same when I lived on West Point in NY. Living in San Antonio, TX, i can think of the Alamo and some missions really and thinking about Miami, i just think of how that city was built by drug lords. haha.
One of my buddies lives right next to there.
He's more scared of the psycho teenagers that may attempt to make the legend come to life than the legend itself.
My dad lived in Fairfax around the time this story became popular. He said that the real bridge was actually in the Burke area (for all you who live in NoVa). Anyways he said it was just a story, but that the creepy part about it was that at the same time the story popped up, a guy was going around a new housing development dressed up in a bunny suit and tried to destroy the houses with an ax and was never caught. For some reason that seems much creepier than the story.
This is my boyfriends' best local story, it actually kind of freaks me out. He also had me walk around civil war battlefields once. Coming from a girl from northwestern NJ, it's a pretty good urban legend.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live near Clifton, and hadn't visited till just recently. My friends took me at like 3 am. Creepiest shit ever. Even after seeing and hearing all the facts, there's still something that's spooky about the whole thing. I haven't been back since.
Fuck that shit. I stay up most of my nights reading creepy pastas and watching Netflix horror-movies and nothing scares me more than that fucking Bunnyman. I don't know why, it just does.
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
wgibso2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Bunnyman bridge is not entirely that scary during the day. It gets a little freaky at night. The road that runs through it is a one way and then it hits a dead end where you have to turn around and go back. There are plenty of roadwork signs so it's not like it's abandoned. Also, Someone owns property adjacent to the bridge and they probably get a little irritated with the "tourists" that frequent.
squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:57:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:18:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) The lights will flicker on and off.
2) The phone will ring and there will be nobody there.
3) The walls will ooze green slime.
3) Hash- Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. He opens the door, slowly approaches the counter, and then... HE GETS YA!
Pelleas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So many people have made this joke that Candlejack sent me back, hoping that that would make it stop. Now that I'm here, I'm so tired of it that I want to go back.
At my work we have a sign in/sign out sheet for when we use the dryer for cleaning towels. Almost every entry is my name, since I'm delegated to that task. But one of them was an entry I forgot to fill out my name for, and someone went back and wrote "Hash Slinging Slasher" for this blank name.
zgrove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't that name mean a pot dealing murderer?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh nosferatu!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude he's just a marijuana dealer that kills people.
absolutely. I was really excited when I started watching murder house but it got stupider and stupider (not to mention farmiga comes off like she's had a lobotomy). I was really excited for asylum, thinking that the first season they were still finding their voice, but yet again they start off with cool ideas and completely blow it. The first episode of coven was so stupid (it was titled "Bitchcraft") i didn't even bother putting myself through more ahs bullshit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same way, I watched Insidious in theatres while covering my eyes, no shame! I do like being freaked out though, kinda weird.
1st season is amazing. 2nd is good but starts to get really stupid. 3rd season is fun but not scary, it is kind of like R rated Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
I thought it was good up until s1e6 or s1e7, but after that I felt it was stale and just really bullshit as opposed to scary. s2 started ok, but went to shit after 3 episodes imo. s3 was a whole different tv show as far as I can see.
There was this guy who went to see the psychologist, and complained of irrational fears of all urban legends. He was especially scared of "Here Piggy Piggy", where you stood in front of a mirror, said "Here Piggy Piggy" 3 times and then a butcher/slaughterhouse owner with a pig's head attacked you with a cleaver.
That episode honestly made me stop watching the show. I have a similar fear and I thought it was such bullshit that I've been wanting to get back in to it but I don't know, man.
Unamie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I actually really like the ending. It's hard to explain why. I just found it really creepy, the idea of them being driven so mad that it's almost like something else has taken over. Or maybe something else really does take over, and sleep was the only thing keeping it subdued.
That creepypasta was pretty bad IMO. 5 guys were tested and 6 of them died. Oh, and the story happens years before the invention of KGBs. Did I forget to mention that there's an ex-KGB soldier in the story?
Oh God... Why? Now I definitely won't get in a water slide!
alw783 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:23:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sadism has always been around. The idea of hurting people without getting caught actually makes them feel good, they go on with their day thinking about it and it makes them happier.
rnjbond ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 19:42:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite is called Genetic Memory:
Many classic horror icons, such as Gigerโs Xenomorphs, Silent Hillโs Pyramid Head, and other disturbing creatures, share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, thunder could be the approaching gallops of a stampede, predators could hide in darkness, and heights could make poor footing lethal.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
abnormal movement patterns -recognition that the recognized has become the unrecognized.
blood -disease/signal of predators.
elongated face -normally coupled with a bigger adversary, so fear they're stronger, coupled with a more slender body, fear of something we don't understand.
sunken eyes -eyes in the dark fear, even if we can see what's behind them.
make a picture of a predator like that, with other little obvious things (height, quiet moans of pain, sharp appendages.) and use it to trigger humanity's wortst fear, the unknown.
imagine that predator, chasing you down a large hallway, you up against a wall, it's face near yours, teeth-showing grin, it looks to the side, winces a little, shivers, runs off in a clear show of fear, leaving you alone.
you look in the direction of whatever scared it, you see nothing. just more hallway. you hear creaks and moans, could be the old monster running away, could be whatever scared it.
do you run the way the way of your monster? or run to it's monster?
also think about the fact that you don't know what scared it, or why.
imagine a worse scenario, all the same, up until the point where you look at what it ran from.
you see a small toy breed dog. something not even the most afraid of dogs person could fear, it tilts it's head up, looks you straight in the eye.
it steps nearer, but not with a dog's normal manner of moving, just a slow pace, and when it gets a foot away, it looks up again.
staring you in the eye. no bark. no panting. no smelling you. no growl.
just. staring.
"what made that monster so afraid of this?" you think.
the dog looks again down the hall. walks past you. not quick. not a chase.
a slow. diliberate. walk.
minutes pass.
you hear the low groan of the monstosity from earlier, it's coming back. it's coming for you. it's here.
you run, round a corner.
you hear the things jagged foot stab the carpet right by the corner. you see it. this is how you die. one of those will stab you and leave you it's prey. oh god why does it have to end like this?
then, it's pulled backwards. beyond the corner. you can't see it. paralyzed with fear. you hear screams, dying pain, almost begging for mercy.
and then they stop.
abrupt.
and that little dog walks past the corner, and looks you dead in the eye.
Holy shit, someone remembers this! I'm still really proud of it, and with some of the contacts I've gained over the past year I might be able to actually make this a thing in a couple years.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That movie was terrifying because of all that. I was expecting almost-comical monster creatures, or better yet just an unknown "being" that's never shown. Not giant fucking spiders and shit.
I would really love to see a sequel for this. It was cool once humanity finally found some hope until they saw the fucking thousand foot monster that literally had a biome on its back.
Venomous spider bites, even the worst ones, so rarely result in death that I'd risk it unless I started showing clear symptoms of a venomous bite, in which case I think it would be painfully obvious - excruciating muscle cramps, or necrotic tissue. For most spider bites, I ain't paying a hospital bill to be told to put cortizone and a bandaid on it.
I had someone try to tell me this actually happened to her friend when she was younger and somehow she was at the doctor's appointment with her friend. Makes no sense.
As I learned from the internet, rats are pretty capable climbers. So if you live on the ground floor, the vertical pipe down to the horizontal main pipe under your house (don't know the technical terms) is only maybe a couple of feet. They can climb that pretty easily. And this one did. And ran around my bathroom before finally jumping back down into the toilet and crawling away.
In retrospect it's one of the best stories to tell. In the moment, when you're going to brush your teeth at 11 at night and see a rat in your bathroom, it's beyond horrifying. Oh also when your dodgy property management company basically tells you hey don't believe you, that part is nice.
Not an urban legend, but I swear if anyone can tell me the title/author of this short story, I will give them gold:
A group of hunters get lost in the woods when a blizzard hits them unexpectedly. They manage to stumble onto a cabin and settle down there for the night, but when they wake up in the morning, one of the four is dead, with no real idea what killed him. They put him outside but can't do much more because of the blizzard. The morning after, same thing happens, another guy's dead. One of the men decides to stay awake and watch, and in the middle of the night he sees a skeletal hand reach down from a bundle of rags on a shelf and hook a finger into the soft spot under his companion's skull, driving the nail into his brain. The surviving man immediately jumps up and sets the cabin on fire, then runs outside, and as the cabin burns down to ash, the blizzard stops.
I read this as a kid, probably a good 15+ years ago and it still freaks me out to this day. Probably no one will see this, but I always take the opportunity to try and find out what sadist wrote it.
tdogg8 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:46:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The buildings in question have been torn down over the last 5-10 years, but you're right that it's still an issue. You're going to get this pretty much anywhere that urban planners decide to save money by cramming people together with no easy access to green spaces or amenities that would allow them to take pride in their community or feel connected to wider society.
TDog81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:27:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She liked it at first but then it started to hurt after a while. I think there was some level of sexual enjoyment that quickly turned to horror as she realised it was starting to burn and she couldn't get it out
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:50:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's the scientific name for the inner ear, derived from the dual bones in the ear, the snulius and the snulum, which vibrate together when picking up sound vibrations, and transmit that information to the brain.
The fizz created by the pop rocks expels small particles like dust and earwax off the snu snu, cleaning the area and facilitating more efficient hearing. The urban legend is that putting too many pop rocks in your ears could damage the snu snu irreparably, but this is just a legend. You cannot put too many pop rocks in your ears, that's just absurd.
When I was younger, the idea of The Tails Doll scared the shit out of me.
I accidentally got my brother in on it as well, and he threw away a tails plushie he had. A month later it came back.
Of course, we didn't know that our mom found it in the trash and placed it back in his room. My brother made sure he hid the thing better, and was pretty sure that It was coming for him for nights afterwards.
monster under the bed. It was much worse as a kid but to this day I cannot let my blankets hang off the edge for fear someone is going to grab them and then grab me.
when i was a kid my dog would come into my room at night and pull the blankets off my bed so he could sleep on them. My dad wakes up early, usually around 5, and the dog would get up at the same time so he could go out to poo and eat.
I usually slept later so I woke up every morning with all the blankets on the floor. My parents thought I just tossed and turned in my sleep and kicked the blankets off; I thought the monster was taking them. We finally realized it was the dog. He stopped when we bought him a doggie bed to sleep on
About a year ago, my dog was 6 months old. He was wily and if I got up in the middle of the night he would usually follow unless he was dead asleep. One night, I got up to get something to drink and he didn't follow. On this particular night, I happened to turn on the nightstand lamp because I'd been up for most of the night watching horror movies. So I get up and get a drink, get back and pause to turn off the light as I'm climbing into bed and, right at that moment, I feel these claws latch on to my ankle and start to tug. I jumped back and screamed and hit the closet light against the nearby wall to see my dog laying halfway under the bed with his paws out. Little guy just wanted to hug my foot and scared the hell out of me.
kitjen ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:19:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's mainly people from Liverpool who will know the name, but Purple Aki has been.a very real danger for over two decades.
Oh god it was pure hell in the early days when they added links, I was too paranoid of the comments. I accidently clicked a Jeff the killer strobe Screamer at 3 in the morning, never went near a comment section for at least 3 to 4 weeks.
I always thought this one was interesting cause it throws a wrench into the standard (party girl/sorority girl gets killed, whereas the brainiac survives) horror trope.
This one scares the shit out of me. When I had a roommate I was terrified to come home to a dark apartment out of fear that I would turn on the lights and see something like this.
I remember hearing a story on Maury when I was a little kid about a woman who rented an apartment who had a creepy landlord. One night she decided to take a bath and lit a bunch of candles to set the mood for relaxation (I guess). She looked up into the mirror and saw a man's face. It was her landlords. He had made an intricate pathway of tunnels throughout her apartment so he could stare at her as she went about her daily life.
Thank god I blossomed into a morbidly obese, smalldicked man or I would be terrified that my landlord was spying on me.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this comment will never be seen but I have been reading these after coming off a late shift with my wife asleep in the next room. It's been pretty warm here the last few days so all the windows are open. As I read through a lot of these stories I didn't notice but a moth flew in. I was getting more freaked out by the stories when the moth decided to alight on my leg, causing me to scream in fear and wake my wife up in a panic.
Having explained why I screamed I am now in trouble with my wife and I can't sleep. Good job Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender Man was created on a forum on somethingawful.com as part of a photoshop thread, and he became a popular theme for internet ghost stories called "creepy pasta". Recently, two 12 year old girls stabbed another girl to death to appease Slender Man, a character who is only 5 years old and who's origin is still well known, or at least easy to ascertain.
It was actually really cool. You can't really blame him for their stupidity. All he did was photoshop a weird skinny tall guy into the background of some old photos, he didn't even create any mythos or legends about it.
Yeah it was just a picture, If you would have to blame anyone besides the girls I guess you could blame the guy who made the story behind SM. I am not blaming the Guy who made the story, I'm just bringing it up.
TIL reddit doesn't know what an urban legend entails.
k0mbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT people saying reddit doesn't know what an urban legend is
Catjack ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:52:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching a program on TV when I was a kid about a physically-violent poltergeist that terrorised a young boy.
The thing that bothered me the most about what I saw wasn't the fact that the poltergeist could move things and hurt him, but the fact that he couldn't escape from it. His family would move across the country to different locations all throughout his childhood, but the poltergeist followed them everywhere.
The strangest and creepiest part was, that the poltergeist would stay dormant for a few months after they moved to a new place, and then it would announce its presence on a random night with a particularly loud and violent outburst (throwing chairs, turning lights on and off, making the electronics hum with strange noises, shaking the mattresses, etc).
That concept still terrifies me now, and even more so when I was a kid. The idea that a horrible thing could stay with you for that long and terrorise you when you least expected it. Had nightmares for months afterwards, and I still think about that TV program to this day. I kinda wish I knew what channel it was or what show, but it was such a long time ago and I was really young when I watched it.
Legend has it if you say his name three times in front of a mirror appears with George W. Bush and Karl Rove. They then proceed to laugh at you while Cheney shows you why they call him Dick.
tdogg8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The image is imprinted in my mind forever but I can't describe it. You've got to do it man, you have to look at the picture. It's a .gif but just look at the face that's all you need to see.
Oh, OH! I remember when I first saw this, /u/Spriggan-43 posted the video I saw, I skimmed through the bottom and saw the image in the bottom. I'm so sorry you saw that.
Weird NJ first became really popular when I was a freshman in college, and my girlfriend at the time lived on a road that intersected with Shades of Death Road.
I was waiting for this to show up. I knew everyone on the town council around the time Weird NJ did the article. The head of the town DPW came in and suggested they grease the pole to prevent people from stealing the "Shades of Death Road" sign. It pretty funny that the town had a permanent budget item for it so they could readily replace it. Nowadays its just a vertical pole sign to prevent theft. Ghost Lake, which is on the road, is the only scary part of road I've seen as a resident. The misty fog that floats above it is almost perpetually there, its super spooky. I love that the Google Streetview of Ghost Lake blurs out a "person's face" even though there are no cars in the parking lot.
Can I just say that this is my favorite part of the wiki page on Shades of Death:
"There are some legends concerning a Native American spirit guide who supposedly takes the shape of a deer and appears at various points along the road at night. If drivers see him and do not slow down sufficiently enough to avoid a collision, they will soon get into a serious accident with a deer."
Am I misunderstanding this or does that quote essentially boil down to, "there are plenty of deer that can be seen along the road, and if you proceed to drive like a fool after seeing them, chances are you'll crash into one..." Seems about right to me.
I think John Madden wrote that part of the Wiki page. Seriously though, when I was 18-19 years old driving home from my gf's house through rolling farmland on pitch-black roads in Warren County there was nothing more frightening than the prospect of hitting a deer head-on at 30-50 mph.
Hell, I ran over a dead deer on Rt. 46 in Budd Lake when I was 18 and pretty much trashed the everything on the underside of my car. Tie rods, rear axle, exhaust, you name it - it all had to be replaced.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:27:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's times like this I'm glad reddit can't post photos in threads
Warning: This is gross and is the reason I can't eat chicken sandwiches.
The story goes that a girl ordered a chicken sandwich from fast food place: Lettuce, tomato, pickles but NO mayonnaise. So she gets her sammie, drives off and begins to eat it in the car. All of a sudden she gets a big mouthful of what she assumes in mayonnaise. With her sandwich ruined and her being too far away from the joint to ask them to fix it, she just decides to eat something at home and wrap the chicken sandwich back up. Later, she gets rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. Turns out there was no mayonnaise in the sandwich and the substance was determined to be PUS FROM A GOD DAMN TUMOR THE CHICKEN HAD.
I know how many inaccuracies this story has, I know that's not how fast food chicken is made...but since I read that, I have been terrified to eat a chicken sandwich. God dammit, now I'm all skeeved out again.
Tumors don't secrete pus... Pus is a response to a bacterial infection. Besides, pus wouldn't require you to have your stomach pumped and it would probably be too late to have it pumped.
They can legally call it "100% real breast meat chicken" even if it's processed afterward and they add binders and seasonings. They just can't add any fillers. It's just as processed as anything else.
And they do a very good job of hiding the fact they're ground and reformed.
Also, even if it were a true boneless chicken breast, they're pounded flat when used as a patty and that would rupture anything with pus before serving.
xzzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, that's not fast food chicken, and the meat, if not ground and reconstituted, is at least pounded flat which would prevent any mysterious sacks of pus from breaking upon eating.
Wendys around Massachusetts currently. Getting a chicken or spicy chicken sandwich they always look like that (same goes for Burger King or McDonalds last I checked, but I don't eat there much). I've been all around out west top to bottom and I've never seen a premium (non dollar menu) chicken sandwich use ground chicken, only the cheap ones.
Technically, a tumour is any growth that is not usually there. Technically
Pitboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
still, putting puss into someone's burger is miles ahead of spitting in it. i imagine it being like biting into one of those liquid-filled chocolate eggs.
I should point out that while a tumor does not secrete pus, both pigs and cows have sometimes had injuries that have caused internal 'pus pockets' to exist within their flesh, that after they are slaughtered, can be cut through if it was in just the right place to gross someone out.
The meat isn't bad in itself, but I figured I'd point out this does happen.
However, fast food is generally 'patty' formats, made from blended meat, in which case the pus would not be retained in a pocket that could be bitten into.
Also it smells rank. You wouldn't just confuse it with mayo.
Never fear. Honestly, abcesses appear in many, many of the animals that are killed for meat, but our methods of preventing these things from hitting your dinner table are pretty good. If a meat processing plant (processing? rendering? I don't remember what to call it) discovers a cut of meat with an abcess in it, the whole thing is shut down, all the meat that could have come in contact with it is tossed, and all the machines are cleaned.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
UUUUGH yeah someone told me a similar story WHILE I was eating one of those government chicken sandwiches in a school lunch and I nearly threw up. It took me years to be able to stomach eating chicken patties again.
I heard this from a friend of mine who said it happened to his friend... Now I am thinking he was exaggerating and didn't actually know the person... He gave details about her hospital trip and everything though.. Hm..
It's common in urban legends to make the story about a friend/relative or someone they personally know but can't summon immediately. The Eddie Murphy "Hit the four/floor" one was originally told to me as a friend of my grandmother.
This story is 100% not true as the sort of processing that chicken meat - especially fast food chicken meat - makes anything containing pus impossible to survive. The meat is inspected by federal law and can't contain things like that (hell, they can't even have bald patches on their feathers), and even if one slipped through, making a chicken patty at the very least requires pounding the chicken breast flat. And that's if it isn't ground and reconstituted (they can do that and still label it as 100% real breast meat so long as the meat comes from the breast and there are no fillers).
TriGurl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize that pus is in all dairy milk from cows that is bought in the store.
Still 'Got Milk'?
Shade5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one I heard was similar, it was about some girl who ordered a chicken sandwich at mcdonalds and while eating she noticed it had a strange taste. She opened up her burger and saw an extra glob of mayo. Later she developed a rash on her mouth, which turned out to be mouth herpes. So what could that extra glob of mayo been? That's right, fucking semen. AN EMPLOYEE CAME IN HER GODDAMN SANDWHICH.
this is a persistent one. i heard this for the first time years ago, but slightly different: i heard that she indeed asked for no mayonnaise, but that there was actual mayo on the sandwich to cover up said tumour, and that biting into it masked the 'pus'. also, instead of a tumour, it was a cyst, which makes more sense re: pus.
See, you had to go and say Bot fly, and now I've two got levels of 'ew' going on.
Towerss ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I was pretty afraid of walking in the woods alone. Too many misleading stories of moose being manslaughtering evil killing machines, and badgers eating your leg with no provocation. Nowadays I jog at 2 AM deep in the forest and the like and think nothing of it. However, a few days ago I heard some womans wretched screaming deep into the woods, then loud frantic sobbing, then it stopped. It sounded like it was close so I went panicky as fuck and tried to see if I could see who they were since it sounded like it was around 15 meters up in the trail, but I couldn't see anything. I was terrified as fuck, I literally lied down into the ditch like a coward and couldn't see shit and just waited for whoever I assume was currently murdering a woman to get the fuck out. I started remembering all the urban legends of people running away from the local insane asylum and killing themselves/others in the forest (killing themselves part is true btw, happens every few years).
Around 10 minutes later with no action I ran back as fast as I could and called the police. They found nothing apparently. I really don't know what happened. I'm going to stay away from there for a few weeks though.
Yes, I wasn't very confident in my ability to spell it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:19:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read a horror story as a kid about this legend to this day it freaks me out.
Wendigo. Native Canadian legend of an evil spirit that makes a steady, loud, "trees howling in the wind" sound at night that slowly drives you insane, and you either peel off your clothes and freeze to death in the cold Canadian winter, or become a cannibal.
Trying to sleep at night and hear the wind howling? Ya have fun with that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It means no genitalia... For the rest of your daaaaayyys
beebork ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:18:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When the movie "Teeth" came out I told my boyfriend at the time that it was kinda messed up to make a movie like that, because Vagina Dentata is a real medical problem an, although rare, it really sucks for people who have it. He believed me and over a year later, after I had totally forgotten about it, he began to retell it it to some friends like it was a fact. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself, he was not happy.
It's a story we hear a lot about in France, the story varies but it's usually about a young woman who died in a car accident and whose spirit now stands near dark roads in the middle of the night waiting for a passing car to pick her up. If you do, she sits next to you in the car and appears normal but disappears after you get a few miles away from where you picked her up.
My friend told me that he went to a summer camp as a kid in the area where the legend supposedly originates from and that the camp counselors have to make sure that all the tents are zipped up all the way at night because one of the kids was grabbed and dragged midway out of the tent by something one night. My opinion is that it was just a counselor who told him that story to mess with him.
Actually, the legend of the dames blanches goes way, way back in French history- they are said to be the ghosts of Cathar nuns killed in Languedoc, they are said to be drowned maidens....
In the older legends, they are a bit like rusalka or rhinemadchen.....always near a body of water or a well.
My mom and I freaked out once, cause we were driving down a rural road, and there was an huge box or something, and at first, between the distance and the fog, it looked like a woman in white robes, hunched over on the side of the road.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:38:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have lost sleep and had many panic attacks based on this thought alone. I feel like I can determine when it could happen, myself exploding. Human chunks ahh gross and typing this makes me sweat.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:46:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No matter what the circumstances are, I always check behind every shower curtain. I don't care how paranoid it is, I'm not getting stabbed while I take a shit.
I keep it open when not in use, and the first thing I do upon checking into a hotel is to open the shower curtain. I always am relieved to not find a corpse (which is weird, because that is just about the least likely place to find a body in a hotel).
The goat man certainly is an urban legend, that creepy pasta is just a take on it. I heard about the goat man from my parents/grandparents before the internet even existed.
k0mbine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel better, my friend and I did the Bloody Mary thing a couple times when we were kids. I was a total baby when it came to such things, too. Nothing happened.
ahusin ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:55:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a story out there about a couple making out in their car who hear a radio news report about an escaped murderer who has a hook for a hand. After much cajoling by the girl, the guy finally starts up their car and they hear a loud scream. After the guy drives the girl home, sure enough, there's a hook on the car door.
Ever since, I've lived in constant fear of hook-handed murderers who are not only evil, but don't have the common sense to use their other (presumably non-hooked) hand to open a door.
shmimps ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't hate on a dude for setting goals for himself. He is probably working really hard to get back to his murdering A game.
I don't understand why using the hook hand to open the door is stupid. I'm assuming the couple's car isn't from the future or anything like that. If that's the case the door handle would probably be the same as any other car, wouldn't it? Couldn't the murderer open the door just as easily with his hook as he could with the other hand? Especially if his hook hand was his dominant one.
In the version I heard, he goes out to investigate a scratching sound. Hours later, she drives herself home, only to THEN hear the story on the radio. Her boyfriend's body is found the next day, torn up.
Flashing your lights at a car that doesn't have there lights on. Supposedly if you do that they will turn around and make you wreck and kill you. Supposed to be a gang initiation in some gangs
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm glad that this one is not known in my country because i always forget to turn on the lights and fortunately other drivers warn me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
N- Yes
ArmCake ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Can someone post a link for this so called candlejack
Edit:
Sorry, simple google search eh?
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:11:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh FFS. Why did I expect to see someone post something as trite and banal as that Candlejack shit? Seriously, it's not funny now, it wasn't funny when it started, and it sure as hell isn
Are we on 4chan, now? Stop with your shitposting. It obviously isn't real. It's not like he presses the enter key after he comes and kills you. This is an urban legend thread, not a "4 sum raisin dis scares me" thread. Get real you fu
I actually really dislike this one. Anyone who has seen the actual Freakazoid episode not only knows that Candlejack was caught and arrested, but that he doesn't even use a method of capture that interrupts people. He seriously ties a rope around your waist and floats off at an eerie 5 miles an hour.
I understand the joke for the sake of the joke but Candlejack really isn't the character to base this one off of. I'm sure there is an actual mythical character that snatches you when you speak their name, and they are a much better fit than a single episode cartoon villain
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:00:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No period on the last sentence. Not sure if you are playing along or if it was a typo.
If it helps, even if this were a thing that regularly happened and you got stuck with a needle, there'd only be about a 1 in 300 chance of transmission.
There is one that stuck with me since I was a kid. A guy went to bed with his dog by his side. When in the middle of the night he heard a sound and put his hand out to see if the dog was still there. He got a lick in reply. Knowing everything was okay he went back to sleep. In the morning he woke up to see that his dog was murdered and writen in the dogs blood was "Human lick as good as dogs".
Edit: after reading further down the page I realised it was already here and called "the licked hand"
I saw a different version where some cops stopped by looking for an escaped murderer. After searching her house, one cop called out that they found a dead dog. The woman told the cops that that was impossible because she was just with her dog who was licking her hand while she was in bed. The cop replies with "humans can lick too."
I always thought this version was scarier because it seems more realistic than some dude guessing what the person would be thinking in the morning and writing a message in blood.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
''Humans can lick, too."
Roya1x ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:08:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The wendigo! It's like a demonic deer thing (this is where my terrible fear for deer came from) that kills people.
Everytime I mention this to someone, they say they've never heard of it.
That's not it, on an episode of Regular Show they went camping and further in the episode they met a Half Deer half man that looked like How The Wendigo is depicted. /u/neversaynoto_panda posted a video of the scene, although that scene when Stag took off his Hoof-gloves in AT freaked me out.
Owh in Malaysia we call this Penanggal but instead of the body only the head down to the spine comes out and the only way to catch the culprit is to put the body backwards when its doing its thing, when it goes back to the body the head will be on backwards while everything else is normal, then we start lynching i guess
I'm Indo-Caribbean. We have tons of folklore. One in particular scares me because I'm pretty sure I've seen it for myself. It's called an Oligue and is basically a woman who kidnaps children. She's a witch who lives alone in the rural areas with a horrible looking face, hunch backed and all. It has something to do with African influenced voodoo and shit like that.
I remember once on vacation we were driving through the countryside. The minibus stopped at an intersection where an old abandoned looking house was and the driver locked all of our doors. Then I noticed a beggar looking woman wearing a heavy trenchcoat. Naturally I stared because it was about 100 degrees out. All of a sudden she looked directly at me with her glassy eyes and started screaming while rushing towards the van. She was screaming angry jibberish. The driver took off and told me never to judge an Oligue again, because they can read your thoughts.
Tl:dr saw a real witch
DD225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a similar story in Hawaii. I forget what they call her, but she is an elderly woman who comes by a home when some children are by themselves.
She appeals to the children to open the door, offering them candy and such. When the children do, she kidnaps them.
This woman has the ability to shape-change. If an adult comes to the rescue of this woman attempting to enter the home, she may take the form of an animal and flee.
A little girl hears her mother call her name beckoningly from the kitchen. As she is walking down the hallway, an arm pulls her into the hall closet and grabs her mouth. It's her mother, she says frantically "I heard it too"
Occasionally I decline washing my hair solely on the fact that I am afraid that if I close my eyes for too long, a Great White shark will come through the wall, filling my bathroom like a fish tank.
I'm 21.
Kumacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know of a movie you would like. Look up Ghost Shark
Don't worry about it, I've had serious issues with showers and especially pools growing up (and still do to some extent). It started as me being afraid of the grates at the bottom of the pool and of ventilation systems that are often placed in bathroom windows in older houses. Then, it's been the pool lights that have got me terrified, and to this day, I can't go swimming anywhere near them in a swimming pool. It's a completely inexplicable phobia, because I'm not afraid of something in the water that could hurt me, just of the way those things look in the pool.
I remember seeing a picture of one from up close when I was a kid, which got me terrified to the point that I couldn't take a shower alone for nearly two months and had to sleep in the hallway because I couldn't bear to close my eyes and see it again in the dark. I still panic sometimes when taking a shower, and I have to calm myself down before being able to finish washing up.
pretty sure there's little evidence to suggest it's anything more than a very small niche of extreme sexual fetishism and that the vast majority of bugchasing is erotic fiction
I've read enough scary mirror stories to become afraid of mirrors. I covered the full-length one near the foot of my bed for nearly a month every night before I went to bed. Don't do that anymore but I'm still careful to avoid any eye-contact with mirrors in the dark.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:48:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just make your car super low so nobody can fit under there
tdogg8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is great till you hit a speed bump.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just dont go fast over speed bumps. Speeds above 20 mph over them will cause suspension damage to a normal vehicle anyway
My step-dad used to tell me a story about a creature that tapped on the windows at night. If you were asleep or the window was open, it would come and take you.
The first time he told me this I was camping in my bedroom. My step-dad was outside and threw pennies at my window.
I am honestly most terrified of Jeff the Killer. The creepiest face I have ever seen, hence the reason I don't shut my eyes at night until I pass out. I always think that some creepy clown mofo is going to come through my window and tell me to "go to sleep".
It is. It's mentioned in the wiki on sleep paralysis
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now that you mention it, that's true for me as well....hmm..
blammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had two episodes of sleep paralysis and both times I was on my back but had something on my chest like my bolster or my hand. I guess it was the pressure of something on my chest that made it happen.
It used to be the Slender Man story. Not this overdone shit people made it into. The original story, the Marble Hornets series was one of the few things that would genuinely keep me awake at night to avoid nightmares of the thing. Now its just overdone and not scary at all
droznig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep yep and yep.....
It was so subtle a lot of the time, it got into your head. Kind of like house of leaves.
cowvin2 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:12:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the legend that vaccinations cause autism. if people stop vaccinating their kids, we're going to get all sorts of outbreaks of horrible diseases. pretty terrifying.
It was a dark and stormy night, a man and his wife were on a trip and needed a place to stay. So on their drive through the dark back roads they come across a motel. Despite it's creepy appearance they decide to try it anyway because they're tired and the roads are getting dangerous.
The couple is in luck because their is one last room open. Exhausted they get to their room and fall into the bed. They're asleep for a while when the wife wakes up to a noise. At first she thinks she is imagining it, but the more she hears it the more she decides there is no way it's the storm, but rather voices whispering... It almost sounds like chanting... Scared she wakes up her husband and makes him listen. He hears nothing and tells her to go back to bed. She tries to but sure enough the noise starts up again. This time a little louder. So she wakes up her husband again and makes him listen. He hears nothing and tells her to go back to bed.
A little while later the noise picks up yet again little louder. The wife is now terrified, but doesn't want to annoy her husband anymore so she decides to investigate. She begins to listen for the noise and try and locate it's source. As she moves through the dark softly, listening she realizes it's not coming from either the neighbors, or from outside their doorway. In fact as she walks closer and closer to it she feels her heart sink as she realizes that it is coming from their bathroom...
So now beyond scared something compels her to open up the door to the bathroom and flip on the light. As she does she see nothing but the toilet and a closed shower. The chanting and talking paused for a second when she flipped the switch but it is now softly started up again. Now she can start to make out the words... "when the log rolls over, we're all going to die". She approaches the shower and throws back the curtain only to reveal and empty shower. She stands puzzled, and then realizes that the only place left to look is in the close toiled. She reaches forward and lifts the lid slowly only to reveal 3 cockroaches sitting on a turd chanting when the log rolls over we're all going to die. So she flushed the toilet and watched as the log rolled over and killed all three roaches.
I'm gonna be kinda dumb here, but I'm gonna go with the Witches of Whitewater and ghost legends in Whitewater, Wisconsin, just because I live here. There is a ton of interesting stuff to read up on when it comes to the paranormal around here (whether you believe it or not. Seriously though, just read it, it's at least entertaining).
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:25:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Today I Learned I'm immune to fear thanks to years of watching X-Files.
And immune to boredom thanks to years of watching Sex-Files.
Kavc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:45:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one that our government does not care about us people
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:54:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, but any Ouija board. I don't believe in angels or ghosts or anything like that, but I do believe that it's a portal to the netherworld, marketed by Hasbro, through which demons can enter our world, even though they do not exist, but I will never touch a Ouija board just in case.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever Heard of quantum suicide, it's essentially the belief of multiple universes and worlds beyond ours. In this case if you attempt to commit suicide and live you're immortal to the situation but you died in another universe.
This could be an explanation to a nether realm where other dimensions are viewed by us as heaven/hell.
Why are you scared of something that you don't believe in? I mean I don't touch those things because I do believe in everything you've mentioned. But I've never understood when people are scared of it if they don't believe in it.
We have a pretty long driveway and there is just thick woods across the street from my driveway, and everytime I take out the trash (at niiiight) I get scared I'm gonna hear a banshee scream
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Specifically a banshee? Do you know what one is?
boojie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:56:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
boojie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clinton road is home to a lot of weird myths. The ice man, a notorious mob hit man used to dump bodies around there. A lot of people report cults and sacrifices happening in the woods. Because of this locals started chasing people out at nights by tailgating their cars. The thing is it's a huge road that doesn't branch off. So you just have to drive this windy road with a truck behind you hibeams on.
Devils tree is this old dead tree that was used to lynch people. Legend has it that when people try to cut it down something awful happens. They never get through it. There's axe marks all over it. Then they go home and a week or so later they find out they're terminally ill or get in a car wreck ect ect.
There's also a bridge on this road there if you throw a penny off it you can see a little boy in the water who once drowned there
Shadow People. Seemingly dark human-shapes you notice from the corner of your eyes at night. You thought you saw something, but when you look back it's gone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shadow people are real. They don't want to hurt you. Just watch, and then they'll usually leave.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see them all of the time. I feel them at all hours too, it's dark and it's unsettling.
Never invite them to show themselves. No threats, nothing.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All Japanese urban legends...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:58:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The clown doll in the corner. Babysitter is taking care of the kids and when they start getting scared of the life size clown doll she covers it with a blanket. Kids are still scared so she calls the parents who freak out and say they don't have a clown doll so she grabs the kids and runs out of the house and calls the police. Turns out to be a dude trying to murder/kidnap the kids.
This is exponentially more scary due to my fear of clowns.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:53:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, dressing up as a clown and standing still for hours, unarmed, in plain sight, somehow sneaking in between the parents leaving and the babysitter first getting into the room was this guy's Plan A?
The creepypasta "1999." Expertly written and immensely creepy. One of the best scary internet stories out there.
Edit: Link- http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/1999
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We pay rich people to go to a city built in a swamp where they argue about important things and then do nothing. These people are in control of our country. This terrifies me.
Not sure if this is an Urban Legend, and if it is specific to a Country. But my mom would always terrorize my brother and I by saying that if we did not behave, the Devil would come and grab us by our feet while we slept. Story according to her was that the Devil would roam around looking for misbehaving children. Then when they slept, he would grab their feet and drag them away.
She solidified the fear in us by introducing us to her uncle who had a bad leg and walked with a crutch. She told us that he was dragged away by the devil and hanged in a tree by his leg out in a field when he was a kid. Did not help that he could not speak English and was not able to tell us the truth.
To this day I still cannot sleep with my feet uncovered or hanging off the bed. Also sleep with a huge Maglite right next to me.
The episode with the wish-granting salesman who used evil wordplay to misinterpret wishes in horrid ways. And that eye demon thing that went around stealing eyes, that episode too.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a serious question. Definitely a serious fear, though. One of those things I hear about on Reddit every now and then and then can't stop thinking about for the next three weeks. I hope your buddy's doing well.
In New Jersey, I grew up hearing some terrifying things. The one that scares me the most is the story of Annie's Road. The version I was told was:
A girl named Annie was waiting to be picked up from her boyfriend. They got into a horrible argument and he kicked her out of the car. She walked home by herself until a bunch of drunken sailors offered her a ride, raped her, and brutally murdered her before throwing her body onto the road and driving away.
It is said that at night, she will appear as a hitchhiker and when you pick her up, you will lose control of your car. Or, if you swerve to avoid her, you'll crash and die. To summon her, simply turn off your headlights and tune into the oldies station. You should see her in the rear view mirror.
Apparently, after her death some time in the 60s, her father would come to the guard rail where her blood was splattered and paint it red every year in hopes that she will visit. My mother supposedly saw the guy painting it red once.
The Devil's Tree is another scary thing in New Jersey I won't dare go near.
Walking on Erial road at night is pretty spooky, if you live over my way. Every house looks like it's from a horror movie. Start at Cross Keys and walk to Jarvis. I used to walk that every couple days.
When I first moved to New Jersey I heard that I was 6 years old, every kid in the neighborhood told me stories to scare me , this one was the one that got me.
driftsc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:28:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No urban legends. But when i was a kid, most anything on unsolved mysteries terrified me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't listen to the intro music, I'd run out of the room but come back for the show.
Large Marge - On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:18:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ahh that's what was next. I must have seen this movie 1000 times as a kid growing up. I recently just downloaded the torrent but haven't re watched it yet.
"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me, I'm a loner pee-wee, a REBEL. arrivederci, baby"
Don't remember the exact title or have the link but there was a story on nosleep where if you called a certain number, you would be set for a "meeting" where people would come find you and kill you wherever you were. The story actually listed a number and I called it, and got a message saying my name and number had been recorded. I received a call right after I hung up and almost freaked out. It was my grandma.
Haha all the comments after it of people who called it. It was hilarious. Apparently the number would call back and actually tell you your meeting was set. Whoever wrote it went out of their way to make it authentic.
The one where the Negros see that leprechaun in the tree. So terrifying... Still makes my spine tingle. I wanna know where the gold at, but do I dare embark into dark magic I don't understand ?
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! As I was reading this, it just seemed like, "yeah, okay, not scary or eerie, just a normal ghost story set up," but then wham!! That ending sent chills through me! Wow!
mick44c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the one where he turns up to the motel at night, walks down a corridor of paintings of creepy zombified looking people, goes to his room, walks back down the corridor and discovers the paintings were windows.
Oh, shit! There's been so many people on this thread that have been taken by Candlejack already! God hel
shawric ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:46:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep paralysis is real and scary as shit. Freaks me out when it happens, I don't feel right the entire rest of the day and I get apprehension thinking about going to bed.
gee842 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:17:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I used to fuck around on those things a few years ago. We would get drunk or stoned and had a blast. We didn't care if it was real or not but sometimes the board would move extremely fast and spell out angry, horrible things. Fuck you cunt. I'll see you in hell. I'll rape you in hell. Etc. I mean I could tell you some stories. Sometimes the board would move so fast that one of us would write out the letters in a notebook.
Anyway, recently I came across one of my old notebooks from that time. I was reading through all the fucked up shit and gibberish when I stopped. The page was labeled with my two friends' names on the top and then I was the one asking the questions. I once thought I'd never be a mother due to health issues. I had asked the board if I would ever have a child.
Right there in the book:
DAUGHTER
2012
RED HAIR
YOU WILL SEE
I have a little girl who was born in 2012. She has red hair.
I can't make this shit up. Total coincidence, I'm sure, but it still makes me uneasy.
Solias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have three of them and they've been dragged to every place I've lived in the past ten years. I'm kind of attached to them, even though they're cardboard.
Ouija boards, just the thought of them give me the shivers. I had a friend who had an Ouija board mouse pad and I thought he was nuts. There are just some things you don't mess around with. You're braver than I, by far.
What other things were in your notebook of interest?
So many things. A lot of it was gibberish or half-words. Crazy stories, tales of horror. Sometimes it would be so detailed and articulate it was like it really was real.
kelmel3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. Skinwalkers. I'm native-american and that shit is scary.
gt35r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anything up in the trees outside when its dark, or anything big walking across the telephone wires above our backyard. The moonlight is typically behind everything so they are backlit very well. I know this isn't a "My biggest fear" thread but if there's any urban legend that hides in trees or just stands in your back yard, that is it.
"Urban legend" actually refers to the fact that the story dates from the industrial-era or after, as opposed to a traditional or folkloric legend. The skin-walker legend would actually fit the latter description.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The Greenock Catman....
A man who supposedly was a security guard on a Clyde shipyard in Scotland. The Legend goes that the man would feed local stray cats who showed up at the docks but as the shipyards fell into decay and jobs were lost, this man became more and more poor until the point he assumed the same diet as his cats... Rats. The Catman has been spotted many a time in the clydeside town of Greenock crawling about in back lanes. Video or picture proof is scarce, but The local police have failed on many occasions to call this an "Urban legend".
I'm scared of a monster or something equally scary under my bed. 24 years old and I still run and get into to bed very fast after turning the light off. When my feet are on the floor beside my bed I just have these images of someone grabbing me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know that was an urban legend. There was a snake (alive!) in my toilet once in the place I lived like ten years ago. I've had snakes come up in the sink in the same house.
And in our current house, we found a snake in my sons' bedroom last year.
This year we've found four frogs inside, and we're being extra vigilante lest they draw the snakes in.
Nilliak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a legendary act, usually happens in urban areas...
YEP! HE'S CLEAR!
Kyriake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check the back seat of my car no matter what time of day it is.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
spring heeled jack
read a book that mentioned him when i was a kid, terrified me, still to this day living in the countryside doesn't help either especially when i usually walk through 3 miles of woods at night to go to the gym and deer go darting across the road
The one that I've come the closest to believing in is Indigo Children. Around when my sister was 10-12 she would talk about seeing people in her room. They would never harm her they'd just sit there while she slept. They scared her but not for any other reason than she thought they shouldn't be there. My parents told her she was just having nightmares and it'd be fine. One day my sister told our grandmother about this and she immediately started telling stories about our aunt who had said the same thing. People who looked like they didn't belong watching her sleep. My grandmother said that our aunt woke her up every night for years and took her into her room to point at an empty chair or corner and ask her to make "them" leave. Sometime later my grandmother claimed she discovered that many children have this type of thing happen. They're called indigo children, and what they are seeing is dead people.
The ouija board! Hell no. Nope. Nope. Nope. Always wanted to try it just to see. But Nope. Not happening ever under any circumstances dont want to risk a bad or good spirit coming over and haunting me.
mang3lo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:20:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My only Ouija experience... me and my buddies were fresh out of high school, so early 20s give or take. We thought it would be an awesome idea to take a board into a cemetery with us on a Halloween night.
We get there and take out the board, start messing around w/ it. We get some movement on the board (of course the whole "dude stop moving it. I'm not moving it you are! what the heck!?" stuff). Some punk teenagers happen upon us, so we invite them to sit down, partake in our marijuana, and just chill w/ us. They were real dickbutts, being loud and disrespectful about the whole thing. The board stopped moving when they were w/ us. Once they left, the board began moving again.
We think we contacted somebody/something... the board's moving, it's spelling out a name for us, giving us yes/no answers. the whole nine yards. Finally... the board spells out "Leave Now", or something like that. We ask "why do we need to leave?" and the board responds "You are last". over and over again.... "You are last". So this freaks us right the fuck out. We say "goodbye" to the spirit, and pack up and begin to head toward my friend's car.
As we get to the car there is a cop sitting in the parking lot. Of course.. me.. being the obtuse mother fucker than I am.. I volunteer to go up to the cop and speak w/ him. (You know, so we don't look suspicious, or he doesn't just flash us and pull us over as we pull out of the parking lot, etc).
As I'm approaching the cop he rolls down his window. I see he is tapping out on his computer, and writing down on a ticket pad. I'm polite and respectful "good evening officer. Oh.. we're just here trying to give ourselves a little bit of halloween scare, you know?" He asks us if we saw anyone else (because there was a second car in the parking lot as well) and we say that yes.. we did see a group of kids, but we parted ways about 30 minutes ago, and we don't know where they are. etc.
The cop is like "alright, which car is yours?" and I point to my friend's car, and he just says "OK... you guys can go. and don't do this in the future, OK?" I'm like "yes, officer! no problem.... uuhhmm... are we going to get a ticket or something?" I said, motioning to the ticket pad he's writing on.. The cop says "Nope! Just as luck would have it, I'm writing up this other car first. You have good timing that you came back to your car when you did, I was going to do your car last."
we noped the fuck out of there, after politely excusing ourselves.
OOOH. Here's a one from when I was a kid whenever I visited my Hispanic grandparents.
The Weeping Woman
(La Llorona)
This is a story that the old ones have been telling to children for hundreds of years. It is a sad tale, but it lives strong in the memories of the people, and there are many who swear that it is true.
Long years ago in a humble little village there lived a fine looking girl named Maria Some say she was the most beautiful girl in the world! And because she was so beautiful, Maria thought she was better than everyone else.
As Maria grew older, her beauty increased And her pride in her beauty grew too When she was a young woman, she would not even look at the young men from her village. They weren't good enough for her! "When I marry," Maria would say, "I will marry the most handsome man in the world."
And then one day, into Maria's village rode a man who seemed to be just the one she had been talking about. He was a dashing young ranchero, the son of a wealthy rancher from the southern plains. He could ride like a Comanche! In fact, if he owned a horse, and it grew tame, he would give it away and go rope a wild horse from the plains. He thought it wasn't manly to ride a horse if it wasn't half wild.
He was handsome! And he could play the guitar and sing beautifully. Maria made up her mind-that was, the man for her! She knew just the tricks to win his attention.
If the ranchero spoke when they met on the pathway, she would turn her head away. When he came to her house in the evening to play his guitar and serenade her, she wouldn't even come to the window. She refused all his costly gifts. The young man fell for her tricks. "That haughty girl, Maria, Maria! " he said to himself. "I know I can win her heart. I swear I'll marry that girl."
And so everything turned out as Maria planned. Before long, she and the ranchero became engaged and soon they were married. At first, things were fine. They had two children and they seemed to be a happy family together. But after a few years, the ranchero went back to the wild life of the prairies. He would leave town and be gone for months at a time. And when he returned home, it was only to visit his children. He seemed to care nothing for the beautiful Maria. He even talked of setting Maria aside and marrying a woman of his own wealthy class.
As proud as Maria was, of course she became very angry with the ranchero. She also began to feel anger toward her children, because he paid attention to them, but just ignored her.
One evening, as Maria was strolling with her two children on the shady pathway near the river, the ranchero came by in a carriage. An elegant lady sat on the seat beside him. He stopped and spoke to his children, but he didn't even look at Maria. He whipped the horses on up the street.
When she saw that, a terrible rage filled Maria, and it all turned against her children. And although it is sad to tell, the story says that in her anger Maria seized her two children and threw them into the river! But as they disappeared down the stream, she realized what she had done! She ran down the bank of the river, reaching out her arms to them. But they were long gone.
The next morning, a traveler brought word to the villagers that a beautiful woman lay dead on the bank of the river. That is where they found Maria, and they laid her to rest where she had fallen.
But the first night Maria was in the grave, the villagers heard the sound of crying down by the river. It was not the wind, it was La Llorona crying. "Where are my children?" And they saw a woman walking up and down the bank of the river, dressed in a long white robe, the way they had dressed Maria for burial. On many a dark night they saw her walk the river bank and cry for her children. And so they no longer spoke of her as Maria. They called her La Llorona, the weeping woman. And by that name she is known to this day. Children are warned not to go out in the dark, for, La Llorona might snatch them and never return them.
booobp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorta late but my brother had this friend that thought a demon followed him around everywhere. He compared the "demon" to a urban legend creature called "The Rake" (look it up). Only he could see it and said that when he is around people it usually stays away but when he is alone it comes up and just stares at him. He was dead serious when he told us. He begged us to believe him so for is sake we said we did. Last year he joined the army just so he could finally get away from it. So he wont ever have to be a lone. I am an Atheist and so do not believe in demons, angels, ghosts, blah..blah. but every once in awhile I think about it and how serious the guy was. Gives me the creeps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Demons are real. I was in a mental hospital and I saw one. They prey on the weak and scared.
When I was younger, I saw a commercial for a Halloween haunted house, and it had some woman sleeping on her side, when a dude dressed as Ghostface (from Scream) slowly rises from beside the bed. She turns over and screams, jumps out of bed, and starts hauling ass out of her house, all the while these movie killers jumping out at her from the closets and shit. She wakes up and realizes it was a dream, so she goes back to sleep. Ghostface rises up from beside the bed again.
Made me afraid to turn away from the side of my bed for a year (the other side was up against the wall)
I live about 30 minutes away from there and drive under it once in a while. Creepy as shit at night.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anything about stuff that appears in bathrooms. Mine is small, badly lit, and generally claustrophobia-inducing. I don't really have the money to spare to fix the faulty lights, but holy shit have I been freaked out on several occasions when looking into the mirror.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit being under the bed and grabbing me when i wake up in the middle of the night. This leads to my second one: stuffed animals/clowns/people.
I heard a story on here a few months ago about a guy who went into his basement (which didn't have lights for some reason) and when he was down there someone ran up the stairs. He was home alone.
ufidiot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one appears in the book "Made to Stick" by Chip Heath and Dan Heath.
A friend of a friend of ours is a frequent business traveler. Letโs call him Dave. Dave was recently in Atlantic City for an important meeting with clients. Afterward, he had some time to kill before his flight, so he went to a local bar for a drink.
Heโd just finished one drink when an attractive woman approached and asked if she could buy him another. He was surprised but flattered. Sure, he said. The woman walked to the bar and brought back two more drinksโone for her and one for him. He thanked her and took a sip. And that was the last thing he remembered.
Rather, that was the last thing he remembered until he woke up, disoriented, lying in a hotel bathtub, his body submerged in ice.
He looked around frantically, trying to figure out where he was and how he got there. Then he spotted the note:
DONโT MOVE. CALL 911.
A cell phone rested on a small table beside the bathtub. He picked it up and called 911, his fingers numb and clumsy from the ice. The operator seemed oddly familiar with his situation. She said, โSir, I want you to reach behind you, slowly and carefully. Is there a tube protruding from your lower back?โ
Anxious, he felt around behind him. Sure enough, there was a tube.
The operator said, โSir, donโt panic, but one of your kidneys has been harvested. Thereโs a ring of organ thieves operating in this city, and they got to you. Paramedics are on their way. Donโt move until they arrive.โ
Maybe not an urban legend but the theory that pets can see ghosts or demons always has bothered me when my cat will just stare in a direction, especially if its in my direction but to something behind me.
I've been told they can hear mice or insects in the walls and thats what they look at but its not any less creepy when they do it
Why elevator have stop button (Korean Urban Legend) story goes like:
A particular high-school girl, who like most other student in Korea that have hakwon (ํ์ -profit private institute, academy or cram school), gets on elevator one night. Now, students coming home late from hakwon are one of common daily routine for many students in Korea.
As the elevator door is about to close, a man in his early mid 20s or early 30s puts his hand between the door and walks in at last second.
"Well nice to meet you. I guess we are neighbors, I live right below you" and he proceeds to press the 13th floor. For few brief minutes, they have friendly conversation. He speaks in manner that would put anyone at ease, and girl finds herself very comfortable talking to this man.
The elevator eventually reaches the 13th floor, and man gets off. As the door is closing, girl sees the man turning around with a crazy smile on his face and taking a knife out -waving at her.
"Meet you upstairs"
The next day, the girl is found dead. People say it wasn't the killing itself that made the experience so utterly terrifying, but the sheer terror the girl must felt in-between the time as her elevator went up- knowing there's nothing she can do to avoid her death.
bekah_m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, this changes my perspective so much on fun elevator rides. WOAH
Haha glad you found it interesting(?), I always thought one of scariest thing as human can experience is knowing your death is coming but is inevitable
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if anyone remembers this one, but there was one about a couple that was in a car under a tree. The car had ran out of gas so the boyfriend was going to walk to the nearest gas station. The girlfriend begs and begs him to stay, but he refuses. He makes her promise she won't leave the car no matter what she sees or hears... So she's alone in be darkness... And then she hears muffled cries and she huddled herself in the car.. And then something starts scratching the car violently, but still she stays inside, and the scratching soon subsides to a steady drip drip drip.. Then she falls asleep. The next morning she's woken by the police, they tell her to get Of the car, walk away and not to turn back... Course she doesn't listen so she turns around and sees her boyfriends body, hanging headless over the car, his nails bloodied and down to the bone from his scratching.. Terrified me as a child.
The Murdering Police Officer: A Police officer informs you about a local serial killer but it turns out the police officer is the killer.
This actually happened! In 1974, a woman was in a library when a Police officer informed her that someone tried to break into her car and he would walk her over there. She knew something was wrong when the officer tried to handcuff her and she ran off. Well it turns out that officer was American serial killer Ted Bundy who murdered at least 40 people by luring women with his good looks and "kindness"
DomLite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am absolutely terrified of dark rooms with mirrors. Even if I know it's there and expect to see my reflection moving, I still never want to look at them because I'm afraid I'll see something behind me or someone else looking back. Perfectly fine during the day, but at night? Nope.
I also have this weird aversion to having my back to open spaces. It makes me feel like someone is standing right behind me. Outside it's not an issue, but indoors it gets me. Like I have my bed against the wall lined with pillows so I can sleep up against said wall, just to prevent that sensation.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first one was easily the scariest. Final cut sucked.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:08:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check my back seat when I get into my car and double check with my arm to make sure no one is hiding on the floor of the back seats wearing black that I might have missed.
Same, though my car is small so I doubt anyone could hide!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:14:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one story (my childhood friends always called it "drip drip drip") where the girl repeatedly sticks her hand under the bed for her dog to comfort her by licking it while ignoring the dripping sound in the bathroom, goes to check it out and it turns out her dog's corpse is dripping blood, "humans lick too" is scrawled on the wall.
We never get these cool supernatural scare stories in the ghetto. We get the boring shit like some dude choking you because he wants your bike or having to run into a store because a shady looking dude is following you.
Dabugar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:45:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosts? My grandmother said when she was about 5 she was having breakfast in the kitchen and her uncle came by to speak with her, he said something along the lines of "be a good girl" and then he left.
Her mother came in and she mentioned her uncles visit, her mother thought it was a little strange but didn't think anything of it.
A few hours later the police came by to speak with her father (brother of the uncle), they said they had found his dead body in the woods the night before..
My maternal grandmother always wanted to be a nan but unfortunately died before she got the opportunity, at the relatively young age of 54, back in the late 70s. My cousin is currently 32 and would have been her first grandchild. According to my aunty (said cousin's mum), she was hoovering the bedroom one day while my cousin, aged 2 or 3, was in her cot, seemingly babbling to someone in toddler-talk. When my aunty stopped and asked who she was talking to, my cousin said something along the lines of "that lady over...oh, she's gone now". Later that day, she noticed a photograph of my nan and pointed to it, saying 'that's the lady!'.
Fast forward a few years. I was 3-4 years old, and in my bed sleeping. My mum came to see to me because I'd woken up and started crying. She asked what was wrong, and I said 'there was a lady here'. The next day, I notice a photograph of my nan. 'That's the lady!'
I actually had a series of nightmares about a version of the lady (my nan) with no eyes, haunting me through oddly warped versions of family members' houses. Thinking back, I can still remember parts of the dream more vividly than anything that actually happened to me at that age. This probably would have horrified my nan to learn as she was apparently a lovely, sweet lady. Anyway.
Fast forward a few years. My granddad had also passed away by this point, in 1998 I believe. My cousin's daughter, aged probably 5-6, finds a photo and brings it to my aunty. It's a photo of my nan and granddad, though it's two photos merged as they died so far apart there are no representative photos of them together. My cousin's daughter says 'that's my nan and granddad!' My aunty replied 'yes it is, did mummy tell you that?'.
My cousin's daughter said 'no'. She points to the part of photo with my granddad. 'He did'.
This puts me at odds because besides this, which I can't find a logical explanation for, I am a skeptic and non-believer of spirits and ghosts. My belief is that when you die, you slip back into the ether from whence you came; nowhere and nothing. But this...I just can't dismiss it.
I often wonder if my children will experience the same thing. My granddad on the other side of my family passed away last year, so maybe he will pay a visit too. I hope so, I have more experience of him than my maternal grandparents and he was truly a wonderful man of many talents, despite not being my grandfather by blood.
Bonus story: my maternal grandfather (the only who died in 1998) worked for much of his life for Michelin, in the manufacturing of tyres. Because of the materials and chemicals they used, his clothes would always smell very distinctly. Shortly after he died, my mother began smelling the smell around our house, even though he had been retired and not living in our house for over a decade. After a few days it had started to give her the heebie jeebies, so one night she stood on the landing and said something along the lines of 'dad, if you're here, I miss you but you're scaring me'. She never smelt that smell again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two of my cousins died about 2 years ago on Sept. 23 2012, ironically on the birthday of my friend who died a few months earlier.
One of them had a daughter who went up to his wife, my blood relative, and said "Dani and Daddy came up to me this morning and gave me a kiss, they said they love me and will watch over me but that they have to go away now." About 20 min later the police called and upon reaching the police station they found out they both died in a motorcycle accident a few minutes before his daughter woke up.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:28:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once I heard that there's a skeleton inside all of us... I couldn't take it. Too spooky for me.
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone actually committed suicide in a well about 2 minutes' walk from my house last month.
_Dyson_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Smiling Man
ejb0413 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where the babysitter is told by the parents that their son has been having nightmares about a clown for months and months. Then, of course, the kid wakes up screaming, "The clown is in my room! The clown is in my room!"
The babysitter looks around, nothing. She puts the kid to bed with his nightlight on. As she is leaving the bedroom she checks out the top floor and sees a creepy ass three-foot-tall clown statue smiling in the corner of the parent's bedroom.
When the parents get home she brings up the nightmare and says it was probably the clown statue in their bedroom. The parents look at her, puzzled, "We don't have a clown statue."
The "clown statue" was an insane dwarf dressed as a clown and living in the house for months. He would live in the walls, come out and eat their food when they left the house, and torment the kid while he was sleeping.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHA!
Tehcuda ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:55:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So the company I work for happens to have two separate buildings in the same complex. One occupied. The other, just used as storage. Both big warehouses. I happen to be the only person that is ever in "shop two" and I'm always hearing the walls creak, boxes shift and what not. So last year a neighbor complained of smelling "rotten flesh" so we went to see what the cause was. Eventually found a box heavily duct taped yet it had maggots pouring out of it. Like straight out of a horror movie! So naturally we called the cops since we do work in Pomona which, in itself is like the fucking twilight zone and human remains have been found before. Anyways, they come and open the box. And it's just a bunch if decapitated chickens so at first I'm relived. Then they tell us since there was both roosters and hens so it wasn't cock fighting but most likely a Santeria offering. So I looked it up and saw they do it to "feed the spirits" so now every morning (I get there around 5am) I go in there terrified as shit. The door alarms that we have to alert when someone is entering go off at random, shit falls, the industrial vent fans(?) on the ceiling go out of control even when there is no wind what so ever. Best part is I walk around with a 3 inch pocket knife as if that would help.
That's just CG, yo. Slenderman was born in a Photoshop contest on SomethingAwful.
Even if that video was real, it shows a creature climbing walls. If it is bound by physical reality, then it can be killed. There is nothing on this planet that humans can't kill.
This is gonna be utterly buried but I've lived in Vermont for about 15 years, there are a lot of "haunted" areas and stuff (I can think of three within half an hour's drive of me just off the top of my head).
I am a huge skeptic, I have experienced a lot of weird shit but I always try to find the logical, tangible conclusion before considering the supernatural. Two places that defied any explanation to this day were Emily's Bridge near Stowe, VT and the "Bag Lady" outside of Castleton, VT.
The story with Emily's Bridge can be looked up, it's a pretty standard "my husband didn't meet me to run from the war so I killed myself and haunt this shit now" story. I went with several friends, filming and 'testing' the area for a class project. It was a full moon and we drove through to the other side of the bridge and some locals pulled up behind us. The driver said he had come before and nothing happened, he wanted to prove once and for all that it was a hoax, pulled off his shirt and walked into the covered bridge with a very "come at me bro" look on his face. Despite the full moon, the second he stepped under the bridge we couldn't see him for shit. He came out very shortly after with a confused look on his face, not the "I told you so" we were expecting. He leaned over to get his shirt off the hood of his truck and from his back three parallel cuts started dripping blood from his back. But there was no tearing of the skin, the blood just looked like it was coming out of his skin in that pattern. We told him, he turned around and he had about a 1" 'X' scratched on his forehead; same deal with no cut, just blood. I still have no damn idea how he would have faked any of that if he did, if you scratch yourself there is always a tear in the skin. They got out of there immediately, our arrogantly skeptical friend said "bullshit", pulled off his shirt and walked towards the bridge. My best friend and I followed him to stop him, she grabbed my hand. As we approached the entrance, it was like the bridge started closing a shutter, or like all the light was being sucked out of it. It was about 20m in length, not hard to see the other side through it, but once you got inside it was so pitch black that my friend and I couldn't even see each other when we were standing a foot apart. We got out of there. The arrogant friend came out after us and just said "we need to go". We drove back through, I was driving my '05 Trailblazer (it was '06 or '07 at the time), an automatic. I got about halfway through the bridge and the power, lights, engine, everything just shut off. We were still moving, the key was still turned. It took a few tries but I got it started again and we got out of there. The car never had any problems before than and didn't have any serious issues after that night until the lease ended. I still have no explanation for any of the things that happened that night, I just know I have no desire to return to that bridge any time soon.
The Bag Lady was an experience I had in '06 after dropping my friend off at college. It was about 2AM and I was getting on the on-ramp to Rt. 4 heading back to Rutland and subsequently back home. There was an old lady on the side of the on-ramp, ragged clothes, a Price Chopper bag in each hand. I remember her image vividly. I slowed down as I drove past and she looked at me. I was a bit of a... liberal youth at the time... and I didn't have a huge issue with being a Good Samaritan, so after short consideration I pulled over to offer her a ride. As I pulled to the side and checked my mirrors there was absolutely nothing on the side of the off ramp. Nothing on the hill leading to the woods, no way she could have gotten to the woods before I stopped, nothing. This was a matter of seconds, there was absolutely no explanation for this. I called my friend from the highway and she said "oh, you saw her too." Apparently, it was a rare sighting in that area but one that other people had seen, I had no knowledge of this beforehand. I lived near that town for 3 years after that, took the on-ramp every day and never saw her again.
I've had weird shit happen in places I've lived in but those occurrences are the ones that stuck with me. Most of the popular urban legends around here I think are bullshit (like the Lake Champlain monster and Glastonbury and all that shit), the lesser known ones are the ones that keep me up at night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, I live in Stowe, and have been to Emily's bridge. Nothing especially creepy happened to me, but it has an eerie feel to it. There are a lot of other haunted areas in Stowe; you should check out the local ghost tours!
I'm down south so it's tough to get to the northern places when I want to but I've been to almost all the notable southern and central VT spots. Glastonbury is the most notable, I live pretty damn close to it and it's an odd place but nothing really happened there in the many times I have been.
Next time I'm up north I'll have to check out it out!
The burglar who breaks in but doesn't steal anything. Person develops camera and finds pictures of burglar washing privates with toothbrush, other hideously disgusting things.
If something is disturbed in my house after we are gone, I boil my toothbrush, throw out the shampoo, and change my razor blade. I also check the fridge to make sure things aren't out of place, like cucumbers.
anything to do with Ouija boards. my sister had a bad experience with one when she was in 6th grade; the class used one and while they didn't really get much out of it, strange things began happening for some time afterward, including an unexplained window break hours after they put the board away. also, the Mars Volta's "The Bedlam in Goliath" is centred around a Ouija board that fucked with the band during the whole making of that album.
You realize that it is real right its called the "Okiku doll" it is housed in a shrine in Japan and its hair supposedly grows 25 cm in a year. Not sure about its nails tho.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A crapload of giant camel spiders make a nest in your loft/attic.
Never, ever look in the mirror when it's dark. There could be someone there, watching you and you only catch a glimpse of their skin as they creep silently towards you in the dark.
There's an urban legend in my town that a guy in a clown suit walks down a road right behind my house at midnight on Sarurday nights. It's weirdly specific but I have never gone on that road on a Saturday night.
The version I heard was "taily-bone." The creature didn't have a name; it would stalk outside the hunter's cabin for three nights, screaming "Taily-bone, taily-bone, I WANT MY TAILY-BONE!"
The next night, it devoured the hunter, and cried out triumphantly: "Taily-bone, taily-bone, I GOT MY TAILY-BONE!"
Solias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the best legends have tons of variations. The one I grew up with had the hunter owning a dog, and the dog chased the beast one night, and was found dead the next day missing it's tail.
I think the version I heard had dogs, but I might be mixing it up with the Hairy Man (the dogs run off after "a rabbit, 'cept a rabbit ain't got no long, skinny tail").
This! Also under the car and behind the shower curtains at night. Think my family mentally scarred me as a child after they had me watch Urban Legends (the kind of terrible slasher film) when I was 8. Any time I went to pee at night or had to go in the garage, I would quickly sling the curtains open or look under the car
TIL people hiding in the back of cars is an urban legend.
HerrCo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of years go were some stories making the round of people going into clubs, discos and such with syringes and injecting people mostly unknowingly with aids.
Fucking disgusting thought.
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I read, people left HIV-infected needles at the cinema, on seats, so people would sit on them unknowingly and be infected. Creeped me the fuck out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to wash my face really fast because I know as soon as I stand back up, I'll see a murderer standing behind me in the mirror.
Not really an urban legend, but I can't look up or down a long flight of dark stairs without getting the shivers. When I was younger, my parents left me home alone for the night for one of the first times and when I was about to go upstairs and go to bed, I thought to myself "what if I saw a face peeking over the top step at me." Noped then slept downstairs.
This one on Snopes always scared the shit out of me. There were other variations of this legend in computers, TV's, etc. WARNING: EXTREMELY SCARY SPIDER STORY
For those who dont know, if you see a lady in a white dress while driving at night, do not look at her. If you do, she will appear in your rear view mirror.
My friend told me a story of when he was alone with his dad at home when he was like 3, his dad comes in out of no where screaming "khaaaca khaaaaca" and waving his arms around like he's a bird. Needless to say my friend is terrified of birds at age 16
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SeanJ84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not many, but there was an old native american legend about a skin stealing evil hunter spirit that would attack lonely travelers in the woods. I had seen a especially creepy drawing of it when I was a kid and even at 30 I am still a tad bit weary of walking in the woods alone.
SeanJ84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a skinwalker, it didn't have any transformative powers. It was just an angry old vengeful hunter, and was a one of a kind damned spirit according to the stories I had heard. It was likely based off of the old skinwalker legends thou.
"Alternatively, legend tells of a black goat farmer who moved his family to a residence just north of the bridge. A few years later, Oscar Washburn was known as a dependable, honest businessman. North Texans endearingly began to call him the Goatman. But the success of a black man was still unwelcome to many, and Klansmen in the local government turned to violence after he displayed a sign on Alton Bridge: "this way to the Goatman's".
In August 1938 Klansmen crossed the bridge and kidnapped Washburn from his family. They hung a noose on Old Alton Bridge and, after securing it around his neck, threw him over the side. When they looked down to see if he had died, the noose was empty. In a panic, they returned to his family home and slaughtered his wife and children.[2]"
That ended terribly ._. The Goatman gets no vengeance.. he disappears from the noose, panicking the clansmen who kill his whole family. How happy o_o
Well the reason it's an urban legend I'm terrified of, is because they say that if you go over the bridge with your lights off, he's waiting on the other side and takes the driver away. People have found empty cars and missing persons reports have been filed after people drive over that bridge with their lights off. Denton has a Paranormal Investigation team that looked into it and they pretty much just confirmed the legend. Not that I put any stock in the paranormal, but it's a bit too real for me.
TL;DR the Goatman haunts the bridge and people have gone missing from the bridge.
Whenever I'm on the verge of falling asleep, I do the whole "close eyes for a few seconds, open them for a bit, close again" so on and so forth. I get really scared each time that one of the times I open my eyes, someone will be in the room.
I used to live in Hawaii and have always been fascinated with island folklore and urban legend but by far the scariest is the night marchers. They are ghosts of Hawaiian warriors who march from their burial sites to previous battle spots or sacred places. Legend says if you hear their drumming and chanting at night you should lay flat on your stomach, avoid eye contact, and stay out of their way otherwise they will steal your soul and force you to march with them for eternity. Scary stuff.
shredmx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That if I dont repost my myspace bulletin about the scary girl who haunts her family or forward it to 14 friends, she will come haunt my family
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
supernatural season 1
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch it, there'll be peace when you are done.
xRAiNZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up on a Quarter-Horse farm in a very rural, hilly, heavily-wooded area in Appalachia. There was a local legend kind of like Bigfoot, only this creature was aggressive and would kill you if it caught you out alone. My after-school chores included feeding the horses and dogs, and cleaning out stalls. I always hated Winter time because it would get dark before I could finish my chores... and it was a 1/4 mile walk from the barn to the house... through the woods... and something would always be rustling around in the underbrush, just out of range of my flashlight.
When I was a child I found this really old book of legends and the occult in the library. The stories that scared me were the satyr sightings in England. The illustrations of Pan were far more terrifying than the Disney's Hercules portrayal.
As a kid, my mom always told me that if you looked into a mirror to long the devil would appear. I think this was her way to discourage vanity and all that but fuck, I was so scared of actually seeing the devil.
You make it sound terrible. An earwig crawled into my head one day and since then has formed a symbiotic relationship with my brain and I'm not sure what all he's done in those 15 years, but... we've never been happier.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess it's not really an 'urban legend', but it still creeps me out to think about it. I live in Utah near the cave that Ted Bundy would use to hide bodies and stuff. I went up there with a group of friends when I was 17 and we went into the cave around midnight. We were camping up the canyon a ways and walked down to explore. As far as we know, there wasn't anyone else near us in the canyon.
We went to the cave and didn't see anything of interest, shining our flashlights, there was some rocks that looked like someone had stacked on top of each other to form some sort of shrine or altar or something like that. Mainly, there was just that creepy, ominous feeling because of the thought that it was in this cave that Bundy had raped and murdered so many women. It wasn't that cool, so we just left. Returning to the campsite, sitting around the fire, we started roasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories. Two hours later, my buddy suggested we go back and tell ghost stories inside the cave.
When we returned, around 2am, we flashed our lights around the cave and they landed on that rock shrine thing. It was broken, like someone had pushed it over and there was something wet on it, like it had been dripped on top of it. Following the drip trail, we saw wet red paint (I guess it was paint) above it that read, "GET OUT". None of that was there when we had first explored it two hours ago.
We got the hell out, jumped in our cars, and went and slept in our own houses that night. I told my little brother about it and last month he and his friends went to check it out. He said that the "GET OUT" was still on the wall.
I love reading everyone's scary stories and experiences. I live out in the country in SC, and have spent lots of time out in the woods. Scariest thing I've every encountered is coyotes.
Truly the scariest thing in the woods at night is the human imagination. Just glad mine isn't as fucked up as some of yalls.
Mothman and all the creepy stuff that happened around it, like the men in the black suits....shudders I dunno why I chose to watch that documentary at 2 in the morning...alone. >_>
Those fucking Marble Hornets videos about slenderman. I watched like 30+ of them when I was 11 and didn't go outside at night for a month. ( To explain, I live in a heavily wooded area; where most of the slenderman legends take place.)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've done it dozens of times, but I can never say "Bloody Mary" in front of the mirror with 100% confidence.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The creepy pasta with the two guys who go caving. Here it is. I probably had to stop reading it about a dozen times because I was terrified. Nothing has ever done that to me before.
s3npai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have two dogs, actually my whole life I've never been without two dogs. The urban legend that scares me the most is the one where there is a person under the bed licking the mans hand instead of it being his dog...
My dogs love to crawl under my bed and sleep. They are two pitbulls who are very good guard dogs as well. But I am always hesitant to slide my hand under my bed and pet them while watching tv in my bedroom. It freaks me out thinking its not my dog licking my hand but a psycho killer.
That is why I wait for my wife to pet the dogs first. If she says its ok, then I am fine :p
hestond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where a girl gets her hand licked by her dog when she's scared. One night she hears a weird dripping sound and her dog licks her hand and she goes back to sleep. The next morning her dog is hanging from the shower head with its guts ripped out and written on the mirror is "people can lick too"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary. I KNOW she isn't real, but for some reason it downright terrifies me to be in the same room as a mirror at night.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story of the red eye through the keyhole
Mainly because when the realisation of what the writer was hinting at hits you it's like "Ohh. Wait... OHHH SHIT!"
RockLoi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend, most of those never bothered me too much, but after watching the grudge... when they lift up their bed covers and the face is right there.
I'm getting goosebumps just writing this out. It's supposed to be the one place that's safe goddamnit!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pool sharks, God damned pool sharks. I refuse to swim after dusk...it's their feeding time.
The Japanese poem "Tomino's Hell" creeps the hell out of me. People say that if you read this poem out loud bad things will happen like getting sick or even dying. After I read the story, I stubbed by pinky toe on a door frame and that was enough to terrify me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been scared of flashing my headlights at drivers who do not have theirs on for fear it is gang initiation and they kill the first person who does. Thanks, mom.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I travel a lot for work so I am always thinking in the back of my mind that I'll be drugged and then wake up in a bathtub of ice with my kidneys gone or something.
The barely visable razor mounted in the centre of a waterslide by some sadist during the night making the first slider of the day extend his/hers buttcrack all the way to the neck. The image of this legend always sent chills down my spine. This is why, as a child, I always let my younger brother ride the slide first.
"You are no metaphysician, Winston," he said. "Until this moment you had never considered what is meant by existence. I will put it more precisely. Does the past exist concretely, in space? Is there somewhere or other a place, a world of solid objects, where the past is still happening?"
"No."
"Then where does the past exist, if at all?"
"In records. It is written down."
"In records. And- ?"
"In the mind. In human memories."
"In memory. Very well, then. We, the Party, control all records, and we control all memories. Then we control the past, do we not?"
"But how can you stop people remembering things?" cried Winston again momentarily forgetting the dial. "It is involuntary. It is outside oneself. How can you control memory?
You have not controlled mine!"
That's what a collective tulpa is. There would be discrepancies among each member's acount of the tulpa, but that would only add to the creepy factor.
So, yes, this is "real".
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For no apparent reason, it is the mothman, specifically picturing it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The one about when one is waiting to get into his/her car and someone underneath slashes their achilles tendon always makes me cringe whenever i am in parking garages or downtown.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a lot of people have mentioned skinwalkers. I've heard some pretty disturbing stories about the things and stories always creep me out. I'm sure some if not most are over exaggerated, but I wouldn't like to ever meet one if these things appeared face to face. Seriously just leaves me with a bad feeling just mentioning them.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've still never written a post about Candlejack because I'm so terr-
My kid said Candyman in front of the mirror five times the other day as we were about to brush our teeth and I nearly choked. I literally screamed 'what the hell are you doing?!!' - she rolled her eyes and laughed at me. Smug children and their bastard courage...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i am more afraid of the non-legends. like child rapists, murderers, killer cops, and other people like that.
unfortunately, the real dangers of the world are much more frightening to me.
Stories in Korea where kidnappers abduct you and put you alone in a small fishing boat anchored in the middle of nowhere in the sea. They bring food and supplies and collect the fish every now and then. But you're trapped on the boat, no way off, no way to get help, or know where you are. You will be trapped and continue fishing until you grow old or die.
SyMag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be terrified of Slenderman for a while, but I realized it was just because I was high and alone at night, walking back home. Didn't help that everywhere on campus people had put up Slenderman posters because it was Halloween.
Ben Drowned caused some sleepless nights for me, when I was keeping up with the lore, but I quickly outgrew it when I realized how it was being accomplished.
But the one thing that continues to scare me that I DO NOT FUCK WITH is The Rake. I live in the Northeast, so its particularly terrifying. One of my friends said he "saw one" at the edge of his bed once, but I'm sure it was his mind playing tricks. But I try not to learn about it, because I just straight up don't want that to happen to me. All of the images and lore surrounding it chill me to the bone.
I also used to live in Lawrence, Kansas near Stull, Kansas and had a particularly spooky experience there. For those that don't know, Stull is one of the "Seven Gateways to Hell" where a witch who had given birth to a "spawn of Satan" was hung. They try to restrict access to the graveyard there, but there's a normal grave yard that's accessible. I specifically remember one night walking up there with my friends, and talking about the lore and spooky shit that has happened to other people. We opened the gate without closing it and starting walking up the hill that the graveyard was situated upon. We got to the top, and one of my friends stated, "That's where they hung her" and we heard a terrible wind blow from behind us, rustling the branches, and creating an eerie cacophony from the trees. Needless to say, we bolted to the entrance...which was now closed. We vaulted over the fence and ran to our car for a quick getaway. I have not been back since. My friends have supposedly had far worse experiences there and was happy mine was relatively vanilla.
TL;DR Fuck the Rake, and I had a scary experience at Stull, Kansas, a "Gateway to Hell"
I heard the Bloody Mary story in third grade and to this day, many years later, I refuse to even look at a mirror in a dark room. I don't care if you have to say her name to make it work, I know she's in there, I know she's watching me, and I'm going to die. Adding to this, the Family of Blood episode of Doctor Who when the little girl is trapped in the mirror...just...fuck mirrors.
We had an older woman who was our bus driver in grade school. Her name was Mary and we called her Bloody Mary. She was a tough old bird that didn't put up with any nonsense, drove like a bat outta hell, and could handle treacherous road conditions with ease. I was terrified of her.
While driving, if a car flashes their brights behind me, I always check the back to make sure there isn't someone with a knife.
baroja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's more internet legend, but that Lolita Sex Toys post from the deep web. You can find it, but don't forget you cannot un-read it. No porn, but seriously nsfl
When I was a kid I thought there was a monster that was coming to get me, but whenever I thought about him it sent him to the other side of the world where he'd have to start his walk all over again. 21 now, I still think about him every year or so when I'm on the toilet. ya know, just to make sure.
sthdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I lived in a very old 3 story house In Clinton Louisiana. My great grandmother owned it and passed it through my family on my dads side. Every night you could hear footsteps (when everyone was asleep obviously) coming up and down the sprial wooden stairwell. Sometimes you could even hear the faint cries of a baby really late at night. We had no neighbors near by for atleast 1/2 a mile. Some nights I would be so scared I would call out to my older brother, who would also be scared shitless of all th noises he heard in and aroujd his room. But wheb I would scream for him ( note I was 13 at the time. And not really all that stupid. He was 18). He would come running into my room and sleep next to me. This happened atleast 3 times a week... there are many more stories but they are too long to write at the moment. We sold the house in the end. The people who bought it tried to renovate it but cl,uod not keep any worers there longer than a couple of days due to the bezar and sometimes violent happenings. True story bro.
I watched the Mothman Prophecies a while ago and thought hey this is kinda scary but i don't think i'll loose sleep over it, then i googled mothman. Turns out a lot of people believe he's real and there's pictures of him everywhere and sleep ended up evading me for nearly a week.
Wiki: Mothman
imdb: The Mothman Prophecies
The one about being in the bathroom, in the dark, looking in the mirror and saying "Bloody Mary" three times.
I am old enough to forget what is "supposed" to happen. Someone will be able to say. I just know that going to the washroom at night or in the house when no one is home creeps me out.
When I was a kid, my mum jokingly sang a song "there's a Redback on the dunny seat" (I'm Australian and that's an Aussie spider), and I've needed to check the toilet seat continuously while using it ever since.
Redbacks are everywhere here, and they are poisonous but very unlikely to kill unless your small, sick, or old.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The tooth fairy. Wtf does she do with all those teeth?
Egungon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gawd damn lockness monster
NewPhi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a girl who lives in a bad neighborhood with just her and her parents. One night, the parents leave to go out on the town, leaving the girl alone with just the tall rottweiler they gave her for protection. As all the lights go out in the house and the sun goes out she gets under her covers in preparation for sleep. When she is just about to fall asleep, a light tapping noise comes from downstairs. She gets scared and drapes her hand over her bed where the dogs licks it lightly. She feels relieved as she feels the dogs soft tongue touch her hand. Then it happens again, the sound from downstairs. This time it is louder and more deliberate. Now she is terrified and reaches her hand over for her dogs protection once more. Throughout the night, she continues to hear strange noises from downstairs. Some piercing, some pulling, some sharpening. Each time reaching her hand over the end of the bed for protection. Then she hears a strange piercing inhuman scream from the bathroom just outside her door. She gets up, and tentatively moves into the bathroom. As she enters her feet slip on the ground and she lands on something warm. She reaches up to turn on the lights and finds her skinned dog on the ground in front of her, still bleeding. And on the wall, in the dogs blood is written "humans can lick too".
Well, I read pretty much all of these and had decided that none of them were scary. And then the bathroom lights went out at work while I was in there. Still only slightly alarming.
Then the motion lights went on where I know no one is at right now, as I'm the only one in my office. I investigated, and there really was no one there.
I was kinda nervous when I clicked the elevator button and got on. I clicked floor 1, but was taken to floor 5. No one was there. I pressed floor 1, and the doors closed, but the elevator didn't move. I pushed all of the floor buttons, and the elevator door just opened back into floor 5.
I'm probably too late on this. But I fear that if my foot is sticking out of my covers someone will be at the foot of my bed ready to kill me. Probably based off that story where the girl has a hard time sleeping because of a drip in the bathroom but she puts her hand off the bed and her dog licks it. But eventually she gets up and the dog has been murdered and is hanging in the shower dripping blood and a note is in the bathroom about how he thought she 'tasted good.' yeah now I'm scared again.
Not really an urban legend but when I'm going to sleep I don't like to let my feet hang over the edge of the bed. I'm always scared something would grab them
I remember hearing about this gang or rouge med students who would drug you at a party then steal your kidney. That was a very real fear in my life for years.
He didn't tell me much because he doesn't want to talk about it too much, but he was driving at night when he saw it 3 feet from his car window moving 60 mph staring at him, wanting him to crash. it followed him for a while before loosing interest. lots of crazy unbelievable things have happened to him.
I realize I'm woefully late but i distinctly remember reading a story on here posted by this guy who was haunted by this lady with an orange... It was like a series of posts and I never saw a conclusion or heard about it again. It was super creepy
or if a hole were put in the door what would be seen?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that the portal doors only work with doors that are fully closed, ie no holes etc. There was one case of a hotel room in MH where the lady didn't close one door, but the door that joined the rooms together was closed, and upon opening that it created a different room than the one accessed by the hallway.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not an expert on MH but in its canon one can hear banging and crashing from a room and see stuff under the door and open the door to a different room with no banging and crashing inside.
There's always stories of opening the medicine cabinet, and when you close it, you see someone standing behind you in the mirror's reflection. Or, you're washing your face and when you look up, someone is behind you in the mirror. Now I'm super paranoid about opening and closing mirrored cabinets. I also hate having to wash my face in the sink of my bathroom.
I was warned not to go to one of the malls in town because someone was hiding under cars and when you'd go to unlock your door he would slit your Achilles tendons so you couldn't get away then abduct and kill you. That was about 15 years ago. I still check under any car I am getting in from a distance of course, even in my own carport.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:20 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand this one. I remember reading it on snopes and thinking how high are American cars that someone could slide under it? In the UK my cat has to squidge down to get under the cars :)
You can pretty much get under them to work on them without a lift for some things. I don't know how much maneuvering room there would be as I don't plan on getting under one. Unless of course someone is chasing me.
Not really an urban legend, mostly a conspiracy theory that really terrifies me is the one that the United Nations or the real higher ups of the United States government have a cure for cancer, but they're selling it bit by bit for more profit. And the one that there really is a free, infinitely expendable energy source, but the government is hiding it to keep big Oil tycoons in business.
Always worry for your anus - but no one is safe anywhere, a mate of mine spotted him on the train to York last week - he's got a few miles under his belt...
Even spotted on a flag at Glasto a few years ago...
You should be safe though - pretty much everyone up here knows about him so if he is around you'll know. People behave like Meerkats that have spotted an Eagle when he's around...
"I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, 'Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.' I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, 'Daddy, there's somebody on my bed.'"
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:16:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be rewarded with Gold and the top comment for the fright you've just given me!
That you need to live your life a certain way based on the bible and that there is a man who is always going to have his eye on me. When I die I will be judged and go to a wonderful place called heaven or if I ever masturbated I will go to a terrible place called hell!
Dude I'm with you on the sentiment here, but every time this thread or a variation of it comes up, like, ten million people give this answer. TEN MILLION NO EXAGGERATION. Seriously, not an original burn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That you break your hymen when you go horse back riding.
Acebulf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that terrifying? Hymens break all the time from non-sexual activities.
Um. That's not really an urban legend, that's just something that happens occasionally. Girls break their hymens doing all kinds of things. I broke mine walking the dog when the leash got tangled in my legs and the dog took off running effectively punching me in the vagina with a rope.
when im laying in bed and my girlfriend is sleeping next to me i can't help but check her face a few times before i fall asleep to make sure she hasnt been possessed or switched by some demon with a huge smile on his face waiting for me to look.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:59:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In my county, there was a rumor of a guy going around dressed like a clown who claimed to be HIV positive. He would cut his finger and get blood on people and then run off. Never confirmed by any news source, but people claimed to have sighted him in parking lots over the years.
He would have to get his blood somewhere like their eye, or nose or mouth or an open wound the other person had. Wiping his blood on someone's arm would cause no harm. Even if he did manage that, it's unlikely they would become infected.
Tarable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I wake up in a bathtub full of ice after losing consciousness for a few hours I always check to make sure my kidneys are still there. Stupid, I know, but I do it everytime!
I don't blame you. Also,even if you go beyond the scare factor of the prank, you never know what dangerous things could occur if you freaked someone out enough to become violent.Too many things could go wrong.
I would have to say the urban legend about flashing your head lights at a car that doesn't have theirs on at night. Supposedly it is a gang initiation thing where they murder the person who flashes their lights at them.
Kau-meli-opui, we all know about Anne.jpg right? Well their is to forklore about her.
If you didn't go to sleep, she would eat you.
She would ask you, " I'm I pretty? "
Say no and she'll eat you
Say yes and she'll cut you open, because in Japan they use tones, speak in the wrong tone and you call your mom a pig or say cut and mean to yes.
Your suppose to say she's so-so or ask her what does she think she looks like and run away.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the Anne.jpg was a picture of Jeff the Killer that many use to scare their friends.
The woman from Japan who would cut you if you said she was pretty is actually Kuchisake-Onna, better known as the cut face woman.
In addition, Kuchisake-onna has an escape clause or two. Give a vague answer (you're average-looking, for instance) or claim that you're late to something, and you're off the hook.
I'm afraid to shower if I'm alone in my apartment. I'm always scared someone's going to sneak into my apartment and murder me in the shower or steal all my shit. I wait until my fiance gets home. Or, if I absolutely must do it, I leave the curtain open and the bathroom door so I can see into the rest of the apartment while I'm showering.
Fuck no! I do the opposite if I'm home alone and I have to shower I bring the clothes I'm changing into my phone and a knife. I lock the door and after I'm dressed an done I listen to see if I hear anything. Then I walk out holding the knife. I wouldn't want to see someone from the shower cause I'd be so absolutely helpless.
I'm just a huge wimp and I know if I saw someone I'd shit my pants. Does your door have a lock? Maybe just bring your phone an lock the door. At least then if you hear someone who isn't your fiancรฉ you can call the cops
Lialdra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi beams and low beams, though I didn't realize it until recently.
I was driving to my dorm at night, alone. Car behind me gets super close and I instantly start crediting him with new, colorful names in my head. Suddenly he flashes his brights at me and I pause in my imaginary stream of profanity. He flashes them again. I think "what is he doing?" I watch him for a minute and look away. He does it a third time. My blood turns to ice and I stop breathing for a minute. THERES A KILLER IN THE BACKSEAT.
Asshole swerves around me and zooms away, well over the speed limit. I shake my head and chuckle, chiding myself I say aloud: "Stupid ass."
I really had a good laugh at myself, at the fact that it was literally my first thought. I laugh, the man in the backseat laughs, I swerve, car wrecks. Good times.
Seriously though, don't flash your damn lights at people to pass. Some of us have read too many Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark.
I've gotten over most my childhood fear of urban legends [like the highbeams thing, the rearview mirror thing, and the shower Psycho scenario]. But i will never not be terrified of Bloody Mary.
That one about the lady licking an envelope, cut her lip, and a few days later she had cockroaches coming out of the cut because some eggs were on the envelope and got stuck in her wound. Cockroaches in my face. Hell no.
On Westclox Avenue in Peru, IL, lived an escaped mental patient. There was a lake on his property, which he was drowned in during a dispute with a neighbor. He died in 1982 - coincidentally, my mom's freshman year at the high school a couple blocks down.
A couple weeks later. During the first varsity football game of the season, many instruments were having problems for reasons unknown. Most were working fine. On a drive home on Westclox - known as The Golden Rail for what protects it from the dead man's house - three band students were approached by an older, very pale man. He asked for a ride, which the students sadly gave him. When they were close to the Peru City Cemetery, their car broke down. This is about a mile away from the Golden Rail. While trying to start the car up, the man came back to the car and whispered, "Your instruments might've worked, but what nobody will hear is your screams." Three members of the band died that night.
Other tales associate him with psychologically causing disasters. Two cars ended up in the lake next to his house after one game. Another game featured my mom's car getting damaged. She was lucky.
Most tales in which victims survived reported small amounts of water on their cars, even though it wasn't raining. Remember, the man died of drowning.
This continued through the 1980s and 90s, with the high school doing nothing about it. In total, 52 people died in the fourteen seasons (138 games with the rare playoff appearance). Finally, in 1995 with renovations of the aging stadium, the damage stopped. However, the man still curses the football team. In nineteen seasons (174 games counting the rare playoff appearances), the Cavaliers have only won 52 - the amount of his victims. Home games won? 14 - the amount of seasons his carnage went on. He also is believed to injure players, possibly ending a shot at a college career. A cousin of mine is also a victim. Playing for the varsity team, he once ran for five touchdowns in a single game and tore his ACL the next week, effectively ending his career. The amount of rushing yards he had in the game he tore his ACL in? 138 - the amount of games the Golden Rail ruined for the Cavaliers.
Epilogue: The lake - and house - are now owned by the city and are enclosed within McKinley Park. One person went missing in 2000 - the year the house was bought by the city - and has yet to be found. His last reported sighting? McKinley Park.
tl;dr escaped mental patient has ruined or effected about 60 people's lives
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your instruments might've worked, but what nobody will hear is your screams."
HIV virus can't survive outside the body for more than a couple minutes. I freaked out when it happened to me, but fortunately the test came up negative.
Grabbing or slashing you with a knife I can somewhat sympathize. I don't think anyone is going to be able to run a chainsaw stealthily, nor be able to start one under a car for that matter.
Black eyed children. That shit sometimes keeps me up at night...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this counts as an urban legend, but the fact that 2300 people go missing each day, and most are never found, terrifies the shit out of me.
The face finisher. He does horrible things to women when they least expect it. He has a name very close to mine, so people remind me of him a lot also.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the late 80s/early 90s at the height of the AIDS epidemic, there was an urban legend about people planting HIV tainted needles in change return slots in pay phones.
It's 2014 and while pay phones are all but extinct, I'm still afraid of it.
The more recent black-eyed children legend is pretty fucked up, too.
This is a local one from my middle school. I was in like 5th or 6th grade and it was my first dance, which was a huge deal, the older kids always played a prank on the younger ones that there was somebody out in the woods behind the school. Earlier that day there had been a bank robbery in town and we had to go on lockdown, and they made it seem like it was the bank robbers. I still get freaked out when I go anywhere near those woods thinking that somebody is gonna pop out and grab me
There is a local legend in my small town about a man who died falling through the floor on in his old house. He was eaten by mice and they will attacking/bite you if you go to the house.
Technically not an urban legend, but the movie Candyman still freaks me out to this day. It will randomly pop in my head at night when I'm in the bathroom and i try like hell to avoid saying his name three times in my head. Then i just wait, terrified that if I lift the toilet seat, bees will fly out. Thousands and thousands of bees.
The one where a statue shows up in a house and turns out to be an escaped mental patient who has bouts of catatonia, and the only reason he didn't murder you was because he was in such a state upon discovery... That combined with murderous things appearing when you open a door or open your eyes.
Particularly because one of these fuckers is in my house...
"Humans can lick too" story. Terrifies me. I'm an 18 year old camp counselor and I find all the scary stories for campfire night. None of them scare me except that one.
The folk who go into swimming pools with chewing gum and a razor blade in their swimshorts. They stop themselves as they go down a flume and stick the razor blades to the wall of the flume with the chewing gum. It then slices up the unlucky bastard who's next.
I haven't been down a flume for years.
Kyoraki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lavender Town. I have no interest in the supernatural, but the idea of a videogame causing kids to go crazy still gives me the shits.
foam1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After year's of growing up with the internet i'm now always worried watching or reading anything slightly creepy as i'm afraid something's going to jump out.
There has been quite a few videos over the years which make you look right into it to find something hidden then a face pops up, so now every time a video seems odd I have to pause it and quickly skip through.
Plus reading some of these stories i've been a bit nervous of it happening :)
myEVILi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything my elder cousin said existed in the furnace room of my grandmother's basement when I was a kid. I'm a grown ass man and am still terrified of going in there
My grandmother shared the story with me when I was eight or so. To this day it creeps me out. I don't know what is wrong with me, but if I heard a baby crying outside I'd have to check. I've also heard variations in which the killer meows like a kitten. Half of Reddit would be dead in search of kitten rescue picture karma.
anu26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crying cats (or cats in heat IIRC) sound exactly like crying babies. Has given me near-cardiac arrest..several times.
I'm afraid that the dad snow man from jack frost is going to poke his head through my window. I can't go to any bathroom with a window unless I close the shades first. I'm 22 and I still think he's going to do that! I saw the movie when I was 7.
Russia. I hear terrible and wondrous things happen there. For instance, people get hit by cars all the time, but meteorites also land there at the same time. Crazy huh?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was always afraid as a child someone would be hiding in our bushes. As an adult I always hide there on Halloween to scare kids out for treats. I'm sick.
This is why I love you guys, sometimes I think I'm borderline psychotically paranoid, then I read stuff like this.
I like to think that in all horror movies, bad stuff only happens to the unsuspecting, so I'm suspecting of everything. An arm grabbing me from under the bed, waking up next to something, someone hovering over me while I walk up stairs, someone in the backseat just looking at me through the rear view, people creepily standing by the side of the road every mile marker, always checking around the shower curtain, never standing in a vulnerable position, etc. I'm petrified of all of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
13th Floor in a building.
Whenever I'm in the elevator or the stairs near the 12th or 14th floor, it always gets cold and everything becomes so silent like something is about to happen or someone is watching you.
All the Deliverance-esque stuff that goes on in the Appalachians. I know a lot of it is nonsense, but I've also heard some pretty weird stories from sources I would call credible.
When I was younger, maybe ten, my teacher read a few scaries stories to the class for Halloween. I think the book was "Something Weenie's Campfire Tales" or something like that. Anyway, most of them were ridiculous and laughable. All except this one story which tore me apart.
The story was that some kid was walking home and took a shortcut through tall grass because it was half as long as the road. And he would count when he got half way closer everytime. But as he walked he got more halves and would continue to get half way (to the middle) until he withered away. And thats why I'm afraid of fractions
Definitely someone hiding in the backseat of my car at night with a knife. I have a flashlight in my keyring that I use to check out the car at night before I get in.
tocilog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a urban legend going around a few years back that people were sticking needles infected with HIV in movie theater seats.
Big crabs or big spiders being in the toilet and then crawling into my ass when I take a shit. I make that sound funny but the amount of toilet paper I have used simply laying over the top of the water so if a spider cam up it somehow wouldn't see my ass is ridiculous. Its not an official urban legend but when I was little my mate tried to creep me out with the story and boy has it had a lasting effect.
Snakes in the toilet. I will no longer pee in the dark, and if I do, half the time I end up terrified before I finish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed kids. There isn't a lot of creepypasta about it but it basically boils down to pale children almost always dressed in white with completely black eyes knocking at your door and urging you to let them in. Everyone who had an encounter with them only described a feeling of fear that something bad might happen if they were to let the kids in and sent them away. No reports of people letting them in... maybe because they never had the chance to tell the tale.
Get ready for it...Detroit, Michigan. Srsly would not go ever, I don't understand the thing with tourists
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok most of these things are not actual urban legends, they're just things that scare you.
A real urban legend is Bloody Mary. Fuck that shit. Also, when I was a kid my mom told me that if my feet hung off the bed, the devil would chop off my feet and replace them with hooves. Thanks Ma.
My parents used to tell me that on December 6th, aka St. Nicholas, the day when kids leave their slippers outside and wake up with them filled with candy (a European Christmas), that if we were bad, Beelzebub would come and stick us in a sack and haul us off to nowhere.
Beelzebub is another name for the devil. My parents told us that if we were bad that year, we'd get taken by the devil. I didn't sleep for months.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT, half of reddit doesn't know what an urban legend is.
Terrified of the Bloody Marry Legend. I've heard so many variations of the story and each time It just adds to my paranoia. I cant even watch TV shows using "you know who's" name. Rather they say it three times or five depending on the version. I literally close my eyes and cover my ears and do that five year old "I cant hear you, I cant hear you"
Since we are having a urban legend thread ill just leave this here.
Not sure if it's an urban legend; I think it's actually true. The guy who found out that there was a woman living in his closet and had been there for a year or something ridiculous, coming out whenever he wasn't there and eating his food etc.
Not sure of the source so I can't link but I'm sure this is true.
The more creepy stuff from SPC. Ya, I know. They're all made up. But some of them are just truly scary. I have played SPC Containment Breach. Just fuck that game.
The one that scares me the most (I can't remember the number for it) is the one with the never ending stairwell and the floating face guy.
hobbur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An Urban Legend in Liverpool, UK is Purple Aki is gonna get you. Although it's not really an legend because Purple Aki is a nickname for Akinwale Arobieke who was arrested multiple times for feeling young boys muscles or asking to at least. There was no accounts of rape but that used to be the urban legend when you walk the streets at night, Purple Aki will get you!!!
arris15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sombody is hidding in the toilet waiting to come up from the drain and stab me in the butthole.
If I'm standing in a dark room, I can't look out windows, or in mirrors. Oh god, its terrifying.
When I was a kid my room was on the lower level of the house, and there was a sliding glass patio door I had to pass to get to my room. The lights down there were always off. I usually ran from the stairs to my bedroom.
It's stories like these that make me want to quit urban exploring. I'm always worried some horror movie shit is going to happen to me. Gosh now i'm paranoid
Alright. If there is one thing other than freaky creepy young girls like in the ring, then I got one thing that terrified me as a child. The one episode of goosebumps that plays all the time during halloween when I was like 10ish. It was... The Haunted Mask I believe. Like I was just chillin on the couch with candy late and nothing phased me really. THEN the one scene where the masks just up and fly at the screen while moaning or whatever... I up and grabbed for the remote like those fuckers where jumping out of the screen, turned off the TV and went straight for eyebleach, though it was through youtube cause I was not introduced to reddit yet. THANK YOU MUCHI OR WHATEVER THE CAT THAT JUMPS INTO BOXES IS!
TL;DR: Goosebumps haunted mask mindfreak mask barrage on screen brings nightmares to small children. Watched cats online for nightmare freedom.
That god damn Ghastly Ghoul episode of AYAOTD absolutely tormented me as a kid. Purple fucking clown thing that sprayed knockout gas out of his fucked up face or something. Nope. No. No. Nope. Never again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
POLYBIUS. What if there really was a government experiment to use video games as a form of mind control? What if my favorite pastime is turning me into some sort of programmed sleeper agent?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders exploding out of a fucking cactus! Fuck that shit!
I just read last night about "The Expressionless". The story of this is linked here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Expressionless
HOLY GOD. This sounds like an actual demon out of hell. I'm surprised I slept alright.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one were there's a murder in your backseat
Craysh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't scare me per se, but I do pause of someone is driving without their headlights...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live alone. Sometimes at night, I feel paranoid that there's a ghost or an intruder in my house. The thought will cross my mind and I may feel the necessity to check a couple rooms and make sure there's no intruder and to make sure the doors that I closed are still closed. I'm much more afraid of there being ghosts/spirits in my house than some mere vandal; I'm agnostic too.
I think there is one about a fuck ton of spiders crawling out of a cactus in somebody's house. I might be confusing that with spiders in banana bunches, but I think that's a real thing...
Either way, terrifying
There was this actual place in our little town, a small underground room with Satanic stuff sprayed on the walls and hooks hanging by the ceiling. It was at the top of a small hill, and you had to get past a barb wire fence to get there. Someone had cut a hole through it at some point, and that's when it started getting popular, what with anyone having access to it.
But there were always policemen around and they'd throw fecal matter at whoever went there, and so I only got to see it once. It had stone stairs leading to a small hallway that in turn led to the tiny room. It was genuinely creepy, clearly a place for potheads, and it is said that people would hang cats by the hooks and do rituals.
Now, the graffiti didn't look exactly childish, no 666 or turned crosses or anything. There were weird words scribbled around, not even sure what language, and there were scrapes and stains and random shapes... didn't even see the entire thing, what with having to illuminate the pitch black place with my shitty nokia (this happened a while ago).
I recently went there to take a picture or two, but have found it's been demolished. Here are three photos of its current state. The angle is shitty because they'd been kind enough to fix the hole in the fence before ruining the entire fkin place.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that one about the guy who performed as a circus clown at parties but was a serial killer and burried like 40 bodies in his basement.
bongmd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always hate the feeling of going downstairs at night and seeing someone in my backyard looking at me or lpoking out of my window and seeing aomeone outside
Thowle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back when I was living in Maryland, i was driving down a road and saw someone who was driving with their headlights turned off. It was pitch black so I thought it was weird, so I flashed my lights. Then I remembered that urban legend where gangs would use that is an initiation or w/e to pick a target (completely untrue as far as I know). Anyway I noticed him following me and freaked out. I parked in a supermarket and went in hoping to at least have some sort of protection by numbers. Turned out he just needed food from the supermarket lol.
The Legend of Richter Johnson. Legend has it, he sneaks into your bed at night and has his way with you. If you wake up with an erection, it means he was there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know but I just got the feeling when someone is behind your shoulder, I actually thought it was a coworker. I'm positive I heard someone swallow just right near me... The fuck
Ah, mine is so lame. But when I was in scouts we were told the story of the "Green Deer". Basically these people were going down the road one night and hit a deer. When they stopped the car and looked in the mirror the deer got up and had glowing green eyes and foam dripping from its mouth. It then proceeded to chase after the car and smash the windows and gore everyone to death.
For some reason that story really scared me as a kid. And even now as an adult i know its not true. But I still get the creeps about it. Just thinking of this crazy, enraged, unstoppable deer that has it heart set on ripping out my guts it from time to time when im camping or hunting.
I can't sleep with closet doors open in our room...even when they're cracked, it drives me nuts thinking of it creaking open slowly while I'm just at the point of dozing off. This has been the same since I was a kid and whenever we had spend the night parties at our buddies parents huge house, we'd play hide and seek until the wee hours of the morning, and the anxiety it caused was tremendous.
There was a hotel room me and my wife stayed in while on a road trip, and the closet door was broken where it would swing open just a few inches and wouldn't lock. I wedged that bastard closed with an iron and consequently stubbed my foot on it the next morning, but it was worth it.
My wife just laughs and calls me special but it'll be my last laugh when she leaves a closet open one night and wakes up to some demon child hovering above her in bed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where the federal gubment is supposed to take care of our health care
Lereas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be kinda afraid of closing the vanity mirror and having someone standing behind me about to attack.
Amusingly, the vanity my wife got us when we redid the bathroom is mirrored on the front and back of the door, as well as the inside of the cabinet. Can't sneak up on me now, murderer-dude!
Whenever I stay in a cabin or house where I don't live I take all the mirrors down because I have this fear that in the dark I will see something that I really don't want to.
Edit: preemptive press of post button
cytoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bobbum Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still afraid to say BeetleJuice three times :x
Probably the red-eyed japanese woman ghost in a motel looking through the keyhole.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That a castle that is about 5 minutes of walking distance to me is one of the most haunted places in the UK. It's haunted by a girl ghost, because an alchemist sold his soul to the devil to become rich. There is some proof in it, people who have worked in the castle have claimed to have spotted her. I walk past the location everyday near enough and have never seen anything freakish other than the fact it's a pretty creepy castle.
The one about coming across a car accident with bodies sprawled across the asphalt on a rural stretch of road in the dead of night but something not feeling right so you deftly navigate around the cars and bodies and upon passing the scene looking in your rear view mirror to see the "dead people" up on their knees looking at you while dozens of people emerge from the bushes and tall grass from the sides of the road.
shildot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Megalodon "
fuzzs11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: people's fears instead of urban legends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Although it may not be true or an urban legend for that matter (not sure if it is) this still creeps me out. The small amount of mystery behind it and just thinking of how this boy must have lived is enough to creep me out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspar_Hauser
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, but I sometimes fear that something will pop up on my computer screen at any time.
Near Roswell, New Mexico, there is a group of lakes that are called Bottomless Lakes. Near Carlsbad, New Mexico is a network of caverns known as Carlsbad Caverns. Legend has it that people have drowned in the lakes, been sucked down into underground rivers, and the bodies. This hasn't actually happened, but it still creeps me out.
An email went around a few years back to warn women of some crazy new gang initiation. A gang member hides under your car when you go inside to pay for your gas at the gas station. Then when you come back to pump it, he cuts your Achilles tendon, captures you and takes off with you in your own car. The woman is taken back to the gang where you are of course raped and murdered. It was a cautionary tale about paying at the pump or checking under your car if you do go into the store. I'm pretty sure it's complete bullshit but I still check under my car if I ever go into the gas station before pumping gas.
I'm freaking terrified of dolls.
I know that one day I'm gonna be sitting in a room, at like a doctors office, and I slowly look up and a doll creaks it's neck towards me.
My mom grew up in Hawai'i, and throughout my childhood we went there on vacation many times. She told me about the Night Marchers and that supposedly if they march in while you're sleeping you must not open your eyes or you're dead. She insists that the one time we stayed on Molokai when I was really little, she actually heard them. Terrifying.
Spiders laying eggs in your skin. There was that terrible movie "Urban Legends 3: Bloody Mary" where some girl popped a "pimple," and lo and behold, a metric fuck ton of baby spiders crawled out of her face.
I get nervous every time I get a pimple.
remark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone going around jabbing strangers with a needle and leaving a simple note on their person.
"You've got aids ".
plausible.
Those tiny fish that can swim up your pee stream and lay eggs in your wiener.
sinarb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I visited Cornwall when I was about 5 years old. I was told that the place I was staying at was an old converted animal barn and that the particular room I was sleeping in was actually home to a Donkey ghost. Scared me shitless.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as a Michigander that spends lots of time in the woods... Dog Man. I{ also smoke in the woods, so auditory and visual hallucinations don't help.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could be. I rarely, well never, hear about it anymore but when I was in high school 20 years ago my friends and I used to drive those old back roads just to scare ourselves.
Sturgeon lake on suavies island in oregon. Many people sink in the mud never to be seen again. Kyron horman is supposed to be buried there after being killed by his step mother.
Jeepers Creepers is a really good movie in my opinion. I was talking about it the other day after I drove by a place that had a, "Jeepers Crepers" truck for sale.
Corabal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman.
Minaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have one over there, about a wife. I personally knew her, she was the nicest people ever- but made the mistake of taking the wheel while drunk. Her car crashed in a tree, and her husband died, too (heart attack). After 11:05 pm to 00:00 am, many people went crazy and crashed their cars while driving through that area.
I am scared shitless to even go near her house now, and many people tell that story in hope it's fake.
The Blair Witch. I know it's fictional and all (maybe it's not?), but just the way the movie was produced obviously is supposed to make you think this is an actual myth. And I would still be goddamn terrified if I was hiking at night around rural Maryland.
Edit: It's also a movie that I will have to show my kid when he grows up. Because I think it spawned so many horror movies of the same style - the whole first person thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading this thread and was like "nope, gonna play some video games". As I enter my computer room and turn the light switch, the lamp flashes brightly and goes out. plssendhalp
The one of the woman who is afraid in bed at night and keeps dropping her hand down to have her dog lick it, only to find her dog eviscerated and hung the next morning.
Something about imagining someone IN my house LICKING ME all night is unbelievably terrifying.
I read that goatman shit at 2 in the morning the other night.
I have watched just about every csi, law and order, criminal minds, murder dramas my whole life. At 29 years old some made up shit makes me see figures in an open closet door at night and terrifies me more than any horrific real danger ever has.
If you're hispanic then La Llorona was pretty damn scary when you were younger. Especially when you have a grandpa that would bring it up everytime you were near a body of water. Also when out hunting in the middle of the night when I was a preteen we heard a mountain lion roar and they sound like a woman screaming.....scariest night of my life...
There was one like ten years ago about some guy who had AIDS, and was shit pissed about it, so he stabbed himself with a bunch of needles and went around hiding the contaminated needles under car door handles.
kdr1109 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That disney movie "Don't look under the bed" or whatever fucked me up as a kid. When the lights are off my feet can't be on the ground because someone will drag me to the pits of hell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D_rotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im on a US Navy ship. We went on deployment, and somewhere 5 months in & a thousand miles out in the ocean; my boss decides to play a "fun" game. Lets bust out an Ouija board... Shit wasn't cool... Lots of are you moving its ensued... My ship has been said to be haunted...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid my dad and older brother scared the shit out of me with a story about the BeaverShark, a hybrid man eating monstrosity that lived in the lakes and ponds of the rural south. I noped so hard.
I forgot the name of this dreadful entity but not the story. It's comes down through the family from my great grandmother growing up in the Virgin Islands. It looks like a horse with mange, reflective eyes, has a rolling walk and walks on a layer of mist on the ground but never touches the ground and it makes a sound like a crying baby. The only way to get away from this thing is to cross a body of water. I wish I could forget this story, I really do.
There was a legend at my old summer camp about the "faceless boy" - a boy who was mauled by a bear in the surrounding mountains...
He apparently would roam the camp grounds at night and if you looked at him, he would rip a piece of your face off to piece his back together.
Also, there was a legend about the "waffle man" - a man who would come and use a hot waffle iron on your face if you ate waffles for breakfast that day... that one didnt scare me as much and my fat ass cleaned up everyone elses waffles.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, ya'll need to jump on over to r/threekings.
Alien Abduction. I grew up on Sightings and The X Files and even Unsolved Mysteries occasionally had a piece about UFOs, lending more credence, in the mind of a child, than had any right being given to the subject. I mean most of the stuff on Unsolved Mysteries were unsolved crimes and missing people, things that are fairly normal and real, so injecting the UFO stories, kinda fucked me up as a kid. I also was allowed to watch movies like Communion, Intruders, and Fire In The Sky as a child. So to this day I am both obsessed and terrified by the concept of Alien Abduction. It does not help that I have seen 2 UFOs in my life. I mean even i its was just people, I mean, waking up to find your own mother at the foot of your bed would be pretty fucking unnerving. Now imagine its an inhuman creature that wants to forceably remove you from your home and stick shit in your eyes, ears, nose, mouth, dick hole, and ass.
You ever read about The Grinning Man? He's a part of the mothman tales very often I used to look into those a ton but one night I just had this really uncomfortable feeling like a person watching, I don't usually get that granted I was younger and it was late at night but I try to stay far away from those stories these days A Link for anyone interested in it
More ghosts than urban legend, but...Fort Mifflin in Philly also has some creepy shit going on there. I volunteered there several Halloweens in a row, and always had weird experiences. The fort's "Screaming Lady" always gave me chills. Also, going in the casemates was just really disconcerting.
ITT: People who don't know what urban legends are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zombies. As I'm going from my car to my house at night particularly, I practice getting my house key selected and oriented for insertion as quickly as possible to allow me get inside if one is chasing me.
If it takes me longer than a few seconds to unlock the door while I'm standing there my pulse noticeably increases and I have a borderline panic attack. One day, years in the future, that is where they will find me, keys in my hand across my heart, a victim of a massive coronary. They'll never know what my last thoughts were.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An ex of mine was from West Virginia and obsessed with Flatwoods. The more I read about it, the creepier it got.
I don't know any urban legends around here in Pittsburgh that terrify me, but there are places I do not like to go.
There's a tunnel on a back road that I took to get to college and there are no lights in it. It's not too scary during the day but as the sun goes down it gets creepier and creepier. I was always worried something would jump on my car or my car would break down while in the tunnel.
There's an underpass that's quite creepy as well
OH, I just remembered one. We have a 13 bends here in Pittsburgh. I've never gone down it because I'm a chicken when it comes to that kind of thing. My exs sister went down it with some of her friends and she had some sort of experience with it.
I still look at unmarked doors in the mall and think of the Mall Police. Maybe it's not an urban legend, but it was my mom's way of scaring me into behaving on those terrible shopping trips.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared that the Cenobites from Hellraiser are opening a portal in the wall behind me. I watched those movies when I was too dang young and they scarred the shit out of me...
I forgot what it was called, but it was a favorite of mine and my friends when we were much younger.
Was about some guy doing a puzzle, the puzzle looks exactly like this room as he starts to put the pieces together. He puts the last pieces of the puzzle (the window) and realizes there is the face of a man on the puzzle where the window is supposed to be. He turns around, sees the face, and all goes to hell aka that is where it ends.
That shapeshifter being in the woods. Man there are some really fucked up stories people have of going camping and having extra people in the group that they didn't notice at first. Having friends go into the woods and come back in a trance like state that never went away. Never feeling safe again with these people.
I'll dig some up if people are interested.
booobp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the Goat Man, I read about it earlier gives me chills.
frawks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman. When it first popped up on the internet, the whole thing game me the heebie jeebies. The building upon the legend, plus the games, and the fact that I live in an area with dense woods not too far off terrifies me. I have ride my bike to work in the middle of the night, and I keep getting spooked by random poles and trees.
Or the one where there are dirty foot prints left in the toilet while you're sitting on the lavatory browsing reddit, and then when you leave and come back, there's one extra footprint.
djs9pd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black Eyed Kids. Like the scariest situation I could think of was a kid on a squeaky swing at midnight singing nursery rhymes. Then I was introduced to the legend of the Black Eyed Kids, and the swing didn't seem so scary.
Basically anything related to spirits you can't see but you can still piss them off. IE. you can walk into their territory and annoy them and they exact revenge. Yeah fuck that noise, I'm out of here.
I was living in Chicago about the time that the move "Candyman" came out. It took place in Chicago and is similar to the legend of Bloody Mary, where you can call him by saying his name in the mirror 5 times and he will come and kill you with his hook. I was in middle school, so of course everyone was talking about it and wanting to try it out. I steered clear... but to this day, I still get freaked out a bit when I go to the dark bathroom in the middle of the night.
Whenever I go camping I can't stop thinking about wendigos. They terrify me. I think it's because the urban legend says they used to be human, so it all just feels a little too close to home.
Not really an "urban legend" but some of the shit from SCP. I swear to the divine if they ever made a movie out of some of the horrors from that website it'd make most horror movies today look like shit.
That stupid One man Hide and Seek game people play. The one where you turn all the lights off at night and fill a doll with rice and crap. Freaks me out.
The one where the kid got decapitated by a road sign when sticking his head outside of the school bus window. They say the driver had to stop the bus and retrieve the head.
I always found this story terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I shit you not. My brother, my cousin and I were walking in the dark by the river one night somewhat close to town. And we saw this woman in a WHITE dress/robe kneeling next to the river. It was a poor country so people washed their clothes in the river all the time. It was surely nothing, but as we got closer we noticed she was crying. My brother joked about it being the woman from the stories grandpa told. We got about 15 feet away walking past when my brilliant cousin shouts out "Are you ok miss?" What happened next still gives my spine a chill to think about. The woman whipped around to an instant standing position, and stared us dead as she screamed "MIS NINOS!!" My heart just about flew out my ass. We quickly booked it out of there, but she didn't seem to lose any distance, regardless that she seemed to not move. I was bawling my eyes out while we ran for about 2 miles, escaping this crazy woman. We chuckled some from nervousness and fear as we neared the light of the town, but just as we are entering we look up to an open window of a house and a woman in a white dress, was just looking at us. It seemed as if she had no thoughts, yet tears poured out. We told my grandparents about it and they simply laughed and told is we were crazy white boys. But I know what I fucking saw that night.
42MoNeY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders exploding out of my body after momma spider lays eggs under my skin.... everytime a pimple or a blister emerges I have a sliver of doubt in my mind whether or not this urban legend is true.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dunno, I think X-files pretty much cured me of all the ones I knew and some I didn't want to know
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The gang members driving with no headlights and you flash yours to give them a heads up and they turn around and follow you home and murder you.
That terrifies me because I live in the area where Gangland: Banging in Little Rock was filmed and all those guys got out of prison a couple years ago.
(not really an urban legend per se, but I'm not sure there are many ITT)
greylyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't an urban legend but it's a creepy story that happened to some guy on reddit (or he made the whole thing up..) http://creepycampingvt.blogspot.com/ author is /u/ducttape36 - I RES tagged him so I can check in on him from time to time and make sure he's still alive.
The story about the toilet snake always used to scare the shit outa me. It's a story about a small worm-like snake that swims through the pipes and sometimes it comes up into peoples' houses through their toilet. It surfaces only to look for a host body. Once its found the host, it enters through the anus and swims through your organs up to your brain without you knowing. It likes to feed on parts of the hippocampus, often destroying people's ability to recall old memories. When it's finished it goes out with your next poop and returns back into the pipes once more.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up, we visited Northeastern Mexico quiet frequently, there was a legend that people in the town would say. "Tengan cuidado con el carro rojo." "Be careful of the red car."
Growing up, I was always scared of red cars, but supposedly, some kids got kidnapped and murdered, and the only detail people remember was a red car.
Of course, it isn't true, once in a while I'll see a red, and think about it.
Oh shit. Seriously, I forgot all about that song.. Man, now I am on youtube looking at the vids from that era.
Too bad music isn't like that anymore. Funny thing is that my dad is a Golden Suburban ( I know super Mexican), and one day I heard the song by Los Huracanes, and he said that he bought because of that song.
Up in the DFW area. But growing up my neighbors were Mexicanos mocosos del la tierra . . . they worked construction, drank Coors and had families back home. Every weekend was a cookout and drinking. La Banda del Carro Rojo is one of the classics for me, I remember watching that movie with them. Also all the Cornelio Reyna movies as well.
Osiyada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly real, but Binary DNA.
Unfa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I poop, I have this fear of a rat suddenly coming up the pipes and biting my scrotum. :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you haven't seen Poltergeist, but that's the movie I reference when I hear static and listen for the soft cry of Carol Ann saying "Mmmmommmy"
The one where a group goes on vacation, and have their room broken into and their stuff thrown around. When the cops show up, they let them go, because all their stuff is there, and nothing missing. They continue the rest of the week vacation. When the get home, and get their film developed, they find a bunch of guys running around their hotel room, throwing their stuff around, putting their toothbrushes up their butt. (I guess a new version could be downloading their pictures on their home PC they find...)
There was a really famous story on /r/nosleep a while back that was really good (guy published it and everything). It made me really afraid of the crawlspace under my house. Still hate going down there... Here it is in case anyone wants to read it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Goatman of Maryland
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily an urban legend per se, but bloodstains. Just how in depth it gets and the inclusion of other redditors really brings it to life.
phism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend, but true story: about 300m from my home there is a tree. Nothing special about the tree, except three people hung themself using that specific tree. Such fun...
Kid and his dog lay down to go to sleep at night. Kid hangs arm over the bed every night, and falls asleep to his dog licking his hand. Wakes up to dog licking his hand. Looks at a mirror across the room, and written in blood he reads "people can lick too" eyes focus on a guy licking his hand under his bed.
The Three Kings ritual is pretty spooky. I've heard a bunch of stories about people trying it and hallucinating some fucked up stuff in the dark. Visit the folks over at /r/threekings
One night when I was maybe 12 or so my dog started freaking the fuck out. Barking all night. She never used to do that. Was freaking out for maybe 4 hours. We let her out, gave her food, water etc. She wouldn't stop. The next morning I went to catch the bus and an ambulance was in my neighbors drivway. Turns out around the same time my dog was tweaking, my neighbor died in her sleep.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That a secret group of evil elites are running things from on high.
sime77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
their not and nothing is secret about banks.
Cooshie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one about the girl who puts her hand under her bed when she's trying to sleep, for her dog to lick her hand because it makes her feel comfortable. She hears the tap dripping a few times and goes down to turn it off. When she returns she hears it again and goes back down to check it again. Eventually she realizes it's coming from her bedroom closet. She goes into it and there's her dog, hanging dead, with a note saying:
One cold, snowy night, the headmistress came up to check on the girls so they hurriedly hid the boy outside on their window ledge. The headmistress took her time talking to the young women, but finally she went back to her room. The girls rushed to the window ledge only to find the boy was not there anymore! They went down & outside to see if he had fell, but there was no boy. To this day, sightings of a young boy, blue in the face as if frozen, are common among Stevens Hall residents.
This stuff used to creep me out a lot. I work in a darkroom for my job, and I'm in there alone all day, and spending 4 years in a huge darkroom at school alone in the middle of the night (this darkroom was also underground and about 300 feet away from a cemetery at corpse level). I guess I've gotten really used to being in the dark on my own.
Edit: I should also say, I'm a very quiet person, so typically it was me unintentionally scaring people in the darkroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's only 5 in the afternoon here, but I know I won't be sleeping tonight. Thanks guys.
As someone who grew up in a mexican household. La llorona terrifies the living shit out of me. Its the story of a woman who loved a man so much she drowned her children and when he rejected her she killed herself. She roams the world seeking children to take with her. I still habitually make the sign of the cross when I say her name out loud.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That redditors can hunt you down and kill you even if you use a throwaway.
droznig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you post a picture using the throw away from an iphone or tablet, lots of them embed geo-location data without the users knowledge.
Just saying, it's not as far fetched as you might think.
It was a boarding school for special needs children near where I grew up that was shut down decades ago after it became clear there was widespread abuse at the school and possibly even torture. The court proceedings showed they would actually have less disabled kids (but still very much disabled) take care of the really bad ones with no supervision. It was abandoned in such a hurry that everything inside it was left exactly where it was, and no one ever came to remove it because of some disturbing rumors.
The school was surrounded on three sides by a river, and they put a national guard base on the only entrance by land to stop anyone from going in, but they've still done nothing with the actual grounds.
They actually run a pretty great haunted house out of there in the fall. You should check it out.
pecoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers......and specifically ones that looks like a dog or coyote that can stand on their hind legs. There was a story that goes around these sorts of thread about someone looking out their window and seeing a dog or wolf looking back at them.....then they realize the dog/wolf would have to be six feet tall and standing on their hind legs. Super Creepy. Combined with some really odd things that I have personally seen, it's enough to make me keep a bat next to my bed.
There's this clown, I think it's called the Norwich clown, no idea, basically some clown goes out and stands in one spot all night, he doesn't move... It's creepy as fuck
droznig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is an urban legend in my hometown about a strange man dressed in black. Many people claim to have seen him on a back road out in the countryside called Ike's Road. The encounters usually vary but it always happens on Ike's Rd. The story that gets told the most is about a high school kid driving straight through the man in black. The road itself gives off a creepy vibe. I never drive on it at night.
I came across some theories of lost cosmonauts some time back. The mental imagery of lifeless capsules in orbit, heading into the void of space or resting the surface of the moon with the remains of some poor Russian forgotten by humanity just gives me chills.
epichvs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer. Although most people think this story is stupid, it scared me more than any other pasta because of it's realism. A kid who gets a mental disability that makes him want to murder sounds like a realistic case a medical disorder. The things that makes him different from any other mental person are a) his looks (bleached face, long black hair) and b) the fact that he didn't get enough treatment in time, to the point where he kills his family and runs away. For all we know, he could be anywhere. And that picture... fake, but adds to the creep factor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I sleep with the blankets over my head,arms under and legs under not a single toe or finger out side the blanket because ir scared of something in my room.
I'm scared as fuck that I'll get a phonecall or text that says "turn around" or "behind you" from someone I don't know. Even if it just is a prankcall.
Someone in my area has figured out the apparent best way to not get caught with sexual assault/rape. Riding a bike with a hood, he attacks random people.
They can change bikes almost at will with all the stolen bikes around here, wait for easy targets in hundreds of spots, and the police can't chase them even if they were around because their cars can't get into areas the bike can.
The Candyman legend. I said Candyman 5 times when I was a teenager in the school playground, and I kid ye not, the very moment I said the 5th Candyman, I got the shock of my life...and a tennis ball in my face. Totally random.
Xzypher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back in my /b/ days, I remember there was a user who saw some giant black dog creature draging an entire cow carcass on the side of some back road, and down the road a bit farther he found a teenage girl walking alone. He gave her a ride into town, but when he metioned the dog he saw earlier, she freaked the fuck out, demanded he pull over, and ran off into the woods. Then there was some other user, tower defense guy I think they called him, who the next night saw the dog in his yard in roughly the same area, but he was believed to have been killed after a few updates. The board went apeshit over it, and there were people planning on looking for evidence in the area, and trying to figure out who the girl was. I don't know, it's been a long time, and I'm currently on mobile or i'd try and find some more information about it. All I know is that shit was crazy at the time
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know the things you are referring to -- I think you mean subreddits? (I don't know what /b/ is). Not sure why the girl would have freaked out etc.
But the idea of a huge dog-like creature makes perfect sense. Consider the extreme range of sizes and appearances of domesticated dogs. It is not hard to imagine dogs that become feral perhaps breeding and the result being a huge "dog-like" creature (in fact just a dog) that might be pretty ugly and maybe not too friendly. If we wanted to breed one, we probably could start with existing breeds and go from there.
Xzypher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1j11lk/anon_has_an_encounter_with_two_devildogs_and_a/
Sorry, i would have included this in the post if i wasn't on mobile at the time. This picture describes generally what happened, but actually being there when everyone was flipping shit and threads on the topic were popping up all over the place was a whole different level of awesome/creppy
That I'll be somewhere, get drugged, and wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney and a cellphone with a note that says, "Call the Hospital!"
The legend itself doesn't actually scare me but I was recently told a story of two girls that were very much into the story of slender man (it's popular in Cal U, in Pennsylvania). The girls were obsessive over it and ended up stabbing one of their friends and blaming the influence of slender man. That it actually effected someone into causing harm to others is what is terrifying to me
I don't know if you would call it an urban legend, but I'm always super afraid of someone grabbing my feet from under my bed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those stories that claim the mere act of reading the story sets some sort of program or trigger in your brain where you are now destined to be visited by a ghost/become a victim/die
Xperr7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
definitely the Bloody Mary in the Bathroom Mirror...shit is dumb. But if it's dark in the bathroom you won't see me lookin at/near/or even the same wall that the mirror is on.
Aodrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember a scene from a scary movie when I was a kid where someone was driving through fog and suddenly there was, what the driver thought was a person standing in the road. The driver thought they hit the person but it was a ghost and was now in her back seat. I can't remember the movie. I am always extra cautious in the fog when I am driving now though! :|
Sgrandd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, but you know that scene in Zombieland where Columbus ia sitting on a toilet and then a clown is looking at him from the space beneath the door?
Yeah, fuck that scene.
Joonagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair witch legend.
Can any one tell me wether there were some authenticity to the legends in the film or was it all made up for the movie?
Alfodr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was all made up for the movie.
It also had a very successful early viral campaign to help sell it as real. Additionally, it was the first truly "successful" found footage film released (certainly not the first). All of this lead to an easy belief that it was indeed real.
Source: I was the cameraman for a fellow who interviewed the filmmakers during Blair Witch Project's theatrical run. They said they made it all up.
Joonagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did know they made a fake documentary before sending out the film.
I just thought maybe the had spun their film plot around an already existing urban legend. I am a little bummed that isn't the case :-/ not even the part with the child murdering guy?
And thanks for your awesome answer!
Thylinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The beast of bray road" or rather a bigass wolf man super muntant that roams walworth county in wisconsin. Plenty of sheriffs deputies that have seen some wierd shit.
On top of that, there has been mountain lion prints found in the area, and even sightings.
I'm not going to lie. That whole waking-up-in-a-tub-of-ice-missing-your-kidney thing kinda gets me...probably dumb, I know, but, I am kinda attached to my internal organs...unless I'm dead. Then, organ donors may have what they need...the rest, TO SCIENCE!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GASP! Are you coming for my kidney??? Actually, I just got done running in my neighborhood....past the opening to the alley....HOLY CRAP!!! I think I should be scared...I am never taking out the trash again!
I don't know why I'm commenting this since there are already over 7000 comments, but I always have to check behind the shower curtain when I walk into the bathroom... just to be sure. We used to even have a little mirror in our shower that would freak me the fuck out. I would check the shower to make sure nothing was there then close the curtain because I didn't want the mirror watching me. Then I would get scared that something was coming out of the mirror while I was pooping so I would check the shower again before leaving the bathroom.
are they not gateways to other worlds? seriously though ... kinda
Emirae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up in the Philippines and there are a lot of urban legends that float around that is still alive today.
Chanak: During the day it looks like a normal baby, at night it turns into a demon baby that eats humans. So if you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night outside your house. DO NOT GO OUT THERE!
Manananggal: Manananggal ("one who can remove"): The manananggal is from Philippine mythology and is a witch-like person (usually a woman) with long hair and wild eyes who can detach her upper torso from her lower half of her body via wings that sprout whenever there is a full moon. She usually flies in the dark searching for victims whose blood she sucks. The common story is of a pregnant woman lying in bed asleep, the manananggal alights on the thatched roof of the grass "nipa" hut, lowers her proboscis- like tongue and sucks the blood of the fetus in the mother's womb. Application of garlic on the lower body while the upper half is away will make it impossible for the manananggal to return. If the upper torso remains away from the lower torso at daybreak the manananggal will die. Salt works equally well against the manananggal. The trick is to sprinkle salt on the lower torso of the manananggal while the upper one is away. This prevents the manananggal from rejoining its other half.
Someone post that Japanese comic about the lady wandering the street looking for her baby and asks you where he/she is. That ones scary as fuck and I don't want to have to look for it :(
Really? Your gonna make me double check to be sure? I hate you.
Edit: yup. Thats the one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much an urban legend as a really well-written story, but the Dionaea House blogs were the first thing to really creep me out in a long time. You have to read through a couple different sites to piece it together, but it's definitely worth it.
I could not follow it at all. Care to explain it to me por favor?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically it's a story told mostly in the first person via emails, blog posts and journal entries about a house that has the qualities of a carnivorous plant. The story itself branches out from the main site I linked to, to two of the character's personal blogs. You have to piece it together like I said, but it's really interesting and creepy if you have the patience for it.
Sure. The comment I responded to referred to so called random attacks on people whom the attackers just happened to be walking by. I say so called because I am not so sure the victims weren't targeted in advance.
Another one used is a car at dusk or dark with no lights on driving and you flash to give them a heads up about their lights and then they follow and kill you.
I can't remember the specifics but supposedly here in my town there is a female ghost that wanders one specific street around midnight. She is said to walk from where the road ends (Right in front of a high school) south until the other end.
zimmii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend but more my dad telling the family/a few of his friends this story:
Sometime in the 90's my dad's friend Abe moved from a little cottage to a house closer to the main road (well, a little mainer; he still lived in the countryside). Why? Abe was convinced the house was haunted. My parents and I spent a great deal of hours helping Abe set up the new house (painting, decor) and he would be mentioning to dad in the background how much his cottage freaked him out and that moving was good, though the cottage being so nearby still scared him.
He mentioned one night after we were decorating that he felt a presence in the new house after we had left, so he rang my father to come back for some company (Abe was a very old man, widower, and generally not strong enough to keep himself safe from intruders) as he felt a bit scared. My dad stayed chatting to him for a few hours until it was time to go home (around 2am).
He hopped into his car and made his way out onto the road when he said he could feel something strange in the car. He pulled over to the side of the road, looked behind him to check the back seats - nothing was there yet he could still feel something odd. He continued driving and when he approached a stop light or stop sign, stopped his car to take notice of the road, and suddenly heard the back door slam. He looked behind but still there was nothing there, but after a few minutes felt the atmosphere lift. He was petrified and drove home as quickly and safely as he could.
My dad isn't a dumbass and doesn't lie about things. I've never heard him be freaked out by anything but when he tells this story to people he does genuinely get a case of the shivers because he can't find a single explanation for why the door could have slammed.
My family have lots of crazy ghost/paranormal/lucky stories but this is the one that gave me the willies the most. There's another story where my nephew and niece were seeing a hairy man in their house as a toddler, but that's another story.
zimmii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I submitted it a few months back but it's well buried in the depths of Reddit by this stage, here's a copypasta:
"My sister, brother-in-law and their five kids live in one of those houses in the countryside about two miles from the nearest village. The house is surrounded by mostly empty fields and the nearest neighbour is about a 20 minute walk away (if you've ever been to the Irish countryside, you will know what kind of house location I'm talking about). It's pretty peaceful living in the countryside this way, though at night time or whenever you're on your own it can get pretty creepy.
This happened in 2008 - My sister's friend was getting married, and as their eldest daughter was old enough to join them, they asked my mother if she would babysit the rest of the kids for the night (S who was 9, D who was 3, and E who was 1. Their youngest wasn't born at this stage). My mother agreed and packed up her stuff and stayed with them from earlier that day.
As night drew closer, mam was sitting in the living area watching TV and playing with the youngest child when D, the three year old, suddenly jumped out of his seat, started wailing and backed away from one corner of the room. My mother asked him what was wrong, to which he kept pointing to the chair in the corner of the room, saying there was a 'big scary man with hairy legs' sitting on it and the man kept staring at him. There was something about a 'black shadow' lurking behind him on the wall too. Mam looked, and obviously couldn't see anything. She assumed that D had nodded off and woke himself out of a nightmare, or maybe he was having a little separation anxiety from his parents leaving for the night. She didn't put it down to anything more than a three year olds wild imagination and tiredness. Despite this, he would not relax and refused to turn his face away from my mother as she was hugging him. He eventually fell asleep in my mothers arms and she put him to bed.
Sometime the next day, my sister and her husband arrived home and they eventually had the whole โwere they being good?โ chat. Mam brought up how D must have had a nightmare and explained to them what he was seeing, and mentioned the hairy-leg-man, the chair and the shadow. Both my sisters and her husbands faces dropped. They explained then when D's older sister, S, was the same age as him, she would sometimes randomly get terrified of the living room chair saying there was a hairy man sitting on it with a big black shadow. My sister nor her husband obviously couldn't see it, and when my niece's complaints became more frequent they DID get a little weirded out about it, but still only put it down to a childs overactive imagination.
To top this off, they remembered a few times beforehand, doors used to unlocked themselves, things would be moved, and at one point my brother-in-laws shotgun had gone missing from one of the rooms with no explanation.
As I come from a very religious family (Roman Catholic), my dad insisted that a mass service/blessing be held in the house to 'cleanse' it and have my sister, brother-in-law, nephew, nieces and mother blessed to rid of any lost souls that may want to hang around them.
On the pro side, the youngest baby, E, reached three years old without having any complaints nor being scared of the living room. Things stopped going missing and nothing out of the ordinary happened in the house again, as far as I'm aware."
The lady who killed her kids over a guy and roams the desert looking for them. She'll snap you right up.
This story I found out is actually retold in a bunch of different parts of Latin America. I thought it was just a Southwest US Hispanic thing. It was mad creepy to look out the window at night at the vast expanse of desert and wonder if she is out there.
Spunk ball- If youre sitting at a red light with your window rolled down, someone would throw a ball into your car and yell spunk ball and run off. It was something like a wallball filled with gasoline and had a fire cracker in the hole were they poured the gas in. My uncle told me that one while we lived in Orlando FL and said it would explode when the fire cracker went off.
When we were kids there was a "haunted" restaurant close to Clear Lake in California. We would go in a large group on vacation with the Lions club. All the older men would talk about the house it was in and the legend that it was haunted, etc before we went. When we were there for dinner they took turns flickering the lights, talking about the ghost "Rebecca", knocking things over and generally being creepy. My brain knows as an adult it wasn't real, but I still OH GOD IT'S REBECCA sometimes when the lights go out or something crashes in a kitchen.
There was a couple who bought a home after an elderly man passed away. He had been a clown and the home was filled with strange circus knickknacks. While renovating they found crawl spaces on every corner of the basement. These had dozens of bodies of children hidden in them, each with a hole drilled in the back of the skull. Some of these holes still had condoms in them....
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is only worthy of one response: nopenopenopenopnopenope.
I grew up hunting in the southern part of South Carolina and there was a shut down radiation enrichment facility and the guys at our hunt club joked about glow in the dark deer. This didn't bother me. What scared the shit out of me and does to this day is when I heard some story about radioactive soldiers who wander the woods eating campers. I'm a 6', 270 lb male, and to this day if I think about it and I see any woods when its dark anywhere I start to get jumpy.
We had a regional scary urban legend about the donkey lady down in San Antonio. Seems that everyone had a different version of the story though - I didn't know about the bridge part described in the links below- just that there was a house on the South Side you shouldn't get too close to.
Not urban legend but creepy shit. I was at a youth center and had to call my brother in law to come pic me up. I forgot my phone at home and didn't remember his number so I checked his Facebook for his cell number I find it and notice it's from a long time ago but what the hell. I call it and almost immediately someone picks up. But it wasn't him it was some really creepy hollow laughter accompanied by heavy breathing. Then it went dead...I tried to show my friend what happened so I call the number again an I get the automated message of "we're sorry the number you have dialled is out of service" bricks were shat
Gangs that go around and beat people to death with baseball bats. I totally get why the police will shoot someone 10 times if they have a baseball bat and don't put it down when they are told. Normally I am against that sort of thing but those baseball bat gang attacks have me spooked. They go for your legs first so you can't get away, and then they just take like 15 or 20 minutes to beat you to death.
It's not really an urban legend really but people without a mouth or nose.... I watched a Twilight Zone movie and the kid silenced someone by removing their mouth. Ugh
Go on a first date. Get a little drunk. Go back to your place. Wake up in a bathtub of ice with a gaping cut in your abdomen and a note that thanks you for your kidney donation.
Shiiiiiiiit, Id be happy that my kidney was the only thing they took.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One day, about three summers ago, my father and I were chopping and stacking firewood. We lived in Alabama at the time and we were out in a very rural area very far from any homes. After a hard days work we decided to have some fun and shoot the guns. After grabbing the guns from the truck we walked off into the woods and proceeded to blow the living hell out of whatever we could find with our shotguns. Before sunset we began to head back to the truck. As we exited the tree line and approached the truck from a distance we both noticed that the windshield had been smashed. After noticing we began to run towards the truck because we knew that there was no way anything could have fallen on it since it was parked in a pasture and wasn't near any trees. When we got to the truck there was no sign of anything that could have fell onto or hit the truck. It was about the size of one of the logs we had cut. The scary part of this is that we were very far from any homes or people. Someone had to have followed us and watched us and waited till we were out of sight of the truck. I can't imagine what would have happened if we would have left sight of the truck without the guns. I probably wouldn't be writing this story.
zloink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Afghanistan, there is a story of spirits in mountain caves. Spirits of the dead mongols who ruled in the area and whatnot that would attack and kill you, and then eat your organs, as they once did with their enemies, or so the story goes.
This lead to people being afraid of the mountains to the point where you could build a house on the mountain free of charge. Ironic cause people pay millions in America to live in the hills.
Local legend that the area I lived in had a history of alien abductions. Let's just say I got a little concerned when people thought it was funny to shine flashlights in my window.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized this has nothing to do with an urban legend but it was still scary as hell.
There was a kid in my neighborhood who was a few years younger than me who had black eyes. He'd just stare at you while you passed. He didn't blink. Moderately unnerving.
Completely black not just your iris, like solid black charcoal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not even a legend, but Unit 731. How people could commit such atrocities to humanity is beyond me.
It's pretty much real life Russian sleep experiment but lots of other nasty things too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple Aki
Arminas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The piggy man. He's half man, half pig. A butcher whos head was cut off and replaced with the head of a pig. They say if you look in the mirror and say his name 3 times, he'll appear behind you and kill you. I'm so terrified that i can't even go to the bathroom anymore. No rooms with a mirror. I think I should go see someone.
The one about a college roommate who comes into her dorm room after her roommate, doesn't want to wake her, so just gets ready for bed in the dark. Next morning, the girl finds her murdered roommate and sees a message on the mirror in lipstick, "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights?" Aah, so creepy!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bathtub lady from The Shining.
For the most part I've gotten over my fear of bathrooms, but I'm still a little nervous about it.
don't really believe in any of them enough to be scared of any, but thought I'd share since I don't see it anywhere in the comments yet-
Anyone from the Chicago area should be familiar with Resurrection Mary. The story goes that a young woman, Mary, was on a date at the Oh Henry Ballroom (now Willowbrook Ballroom) in a suburb of Chicago. Her and her boyfriend had an argument and she left, choosing to walk home in the cold rather then stay with him for the night. She was killed by a hit and run and discovered by her parents who buried her in Resurrection Cemetery, in a white dancing dress. Different versions of the story say that a ghostly figure can be seen at night in the cemetery wearing a white dress, others go the vanishing hitchhiker route, wherein young men claim to have picked up a girl in a white dress somewhere along the road between the ballroom and cemetery. When they drive by the cemetery the girl asks to be let out and disappears among the graves.
That one where a guy picks up a random hot chick at the bar and wakes up the next day without a kidney.
Awake00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sink holes. I always see these photoshopped pictures and videos of sink holes, and I am so relieved they aren't real. But what if they were? Anyway, I'm sure I'm safe here in Florida. With our solid sand foundation and what not.
Of course! I'm here in Florida, too, and everyone knows filled in swamp is the best, most secure land for building on! All the other states WISH they had swamp filled with sand (soft, fine, shifty sugar sand) to build on!
Awake00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am afraid to turn the lights off in the bathroom before I walk out because something might get me. I overheard a story in 3rd grade and I am still scared 20 years later
When I was younger I was absolutely terrified of The Rake. I told my friend it was going to kill her and I ended up going to her place for a sleepover, then we stayed up all night shivering in fear because we thought it was in the room...
daaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where someone is lying under my car, waiting for me to approach, so he can cut my Achilles tendon.
fanayd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me, it's either the urban legend of the man with the hook hand, or this one. Gives me shivers whenever I think about either of them! I always check my back seat whenever I get into my car.
kitten- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm practicing violin, I face a corner, and that's where my music is etc. Every time I practice, I swear I feel someone walk behind me, I just get that feeling, and a slight breeze. Scares the shit out of me...
It's not true and it's kind of funny. I freaked myself out one night, reading about this man who appears in everyone's dreams. On this website, they have these "testimonies" of people who experienced his presence in their dreams. There was a picture drawn that was explained to the artist by many people, so it was posted. His face was uber creepy and I blocked it out with my hand while reading the content.
That night, I had a ridiculously restless sleep where I dreamed about normal things but noticed this guy EVERYWHERE. His face was just haunting me. All because I looked at that stupid website. His face gets into your mind and wreaks havoc. I kept waking up, terrified. I don't know what website it is, but a Google search could turn something up. I just don't want to see his face again.
That one about the guy who goes to his cousin's lakehouse and there are zombie/skinwalker/humanoids in the woods around the lake that only come out at night and once they come out during the day and attack his friends.
I always find that foreign urban legends, especially ones from Asia, are the scariest. My family is from Thailand and my mom used to tell me about all these different kinds of ghosts, mostly to teach me a lesson about something. For example, there is a ghost who has a mouth the size of a pinhole (because he would talk back to his parents) and hands the size of oars (because he would disobey his parents) - things like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I may be a guy, but the Hanako-san legend in Japan scares the fuck out of me. The story goes that in the girl's bathroom you'll be offered red or blue garments of clothing, which apparently dictates how you die by her hand or something.
That's like the toilet ghost, who offers you red or blue paper. And kills you accordingly. But I think you can confuse most Japanese ghosts (according to the thread I read) with answering in the form of a question, or a compliment.
Gyrtop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or also apparently just saying you have a meeting soon and don't have time to talk. The one with the slit mouth or whatever apparently is just like 'Oh okay, sorry to bother you.'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Needles and gas pumps. Fuuuuuck that, I make my husband pump every time.
Also, I refuse to drink, get high, go swimming, get anywhere NEAR the woods, or have sex on Friday the 13th. I try not to smoke my cigarettes, and every time I light up I look over my shoulder.
I was going to go sit outside and read as the sun set, but I think I'm going to pass after reading this thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In grade 6 i read in a book that a lady in new york had a ear wig crawl into her ear that later on ate our her brain...for the next 6 months i slept with a pillow covering my head at all time.
No it's not dude. LMAO. The family is fake, the story is fake, the house is fake. The story is LOOSELY based on serial killers like Ed Gein and the like (the way the killer deconstructs the bodies, etc is what they mimicked), but it's not real in any way at all. Hate to break it to you.
That's also why it's one of the greatest urban legends in my opinion; is because it is so widely known and yet many people think it was based off a real story when it wasn't.
Maybe you should go post in TIL. TYL: Texas Chainsaw is 100% fake. Congrats!
It's really stupid, but "Humans Can Lick Too".
It's about this girl who's home alone and she's a little bit scared do she puts her hand under her bed for her dog to lick it.
She wakes up to a dripping noise and goes and tightens the taps in the house. She puts her hand under her bed for her dog to lick it again.
She wakes up to dripping again and goes into the bathroom to double check the taps. Written on the mirror in blood is "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!"
Scared, she follows the dripping noise back to her room, to her wardrobe. She opens it to find her dog, gutted and skinned hanging there. She turns around to find a naked man standing there with a knife, telling her "Humans can lick too,"
It gets me every time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im Mexican and the urban legend that terrifies me the most is the La Llorona (The Weeping Woman) thanks for telling me the story mom.
There was this guy who went to Peru. When he came back, he noticed scratching noises coming from inside his ear. He was also feeling intense pain coming from the same ear. He went to the doctor when he noticed a fly FLY OUT OF HIS FUCKING EAR. It turns out that while he was in Peru, a fly flew into his ear while he was asleep, laid eggs, and the maggots were eating his inner ear and skull. The part that freaks me out the most? The fact that this actually happened. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LRs-1i2B2LQ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently some Chinese restaurants never buy fresh frying oil. They just keep reusing old oil, and when that becomes too gunky, they buy old oil from other restaurants.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stayed in a hotel by the beach in a small southern California town. The hotel was fairly new and nothing creepy at all.
The room had a door and when I opened it was just a smaller room with a single bed in it. No windows or anything -- I was told it was just for a family with small kids maybe.
Anyhow, that room creeped me out and I think either I kept the door open or shut all night.
I also once stayed in a big empty house that was being sold. Two things happened. Once I walked into a room that I forgot had a floor-to-ceiling mirror. It was dark and I saw my reflection and that of course scared the fuck out of me.
The second thing that happened was since there was a for-sale sign out front and the town (a different town, a terrible one in the SJ valley known for crumminess, bailbonding being a growth industry currently) was filled with unemployed and homeless, I heard noises around midnight. The house was broken into despite the fact that I left lights on.
I ran into the kids and told them nothing was there and they ran but it did not have to have gone down so well.
I have other stories and they all have to do with how scary the world can be due to real or imagined things that happen to you when alone (or with one other person) late at night.
KSDhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The stories about people being stabbed with HIV infected needles. That is a terrifying prospect that doesn't involve a supernatural origin. It could realistically happen and there isn't much you could do about it.
What are the melon heads? I've never heard of this one...
Luy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
around Milford CT some time ago there was a brother and sister? that escaped a madhouse and started inbreeding in the deep woods and after a few generations they've formed a tribe of inbreds, and due to inbreeding they have many defects, most noticeably large melon-shaped heads.
We have stories about communities of them here in NJ. Basically, crazy kids with hydrocephaly (water on the brain).
Schuba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Booth world Industries
kick150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother told me a story about her old house that she lived in when she was a kid. Every morning someone in her family would go downstairs to put wood in the furnace to heat the house and nothing was down there. Once the time became 7 pm someone would have to go back down to add more wood, but this time in the room behind the furnace there was a casket. Once I heard this I had to check it out for myself.
So then me and my brother went to the house which is now my uncles place. We went down into the basement around 7 pm and long behold the fucking casket was there. Got goosebumps instantly and just ran up the stairs. Never stepped foot in my uncles house ever again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
forget. this. thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This story is from Maryland in the Elkton area. I read about it in a book and I'm not from Maryland by the way though I did visit there once but it was an accident when we took the wrong road.
Anyway, the story goes that a group of people saw a house on fire in the woods and they saw a figure jump out the second story window. When they helped the figure, they found it was a woman with a deformed face, almost like a pig face. The group of people ran off.
Well it is said that she haunts a bridge, a bit chilling but sounds a bit dull until I read a story of what someone had experienced there. One night a guy and some of his friends went down to the supposed bridge and yelled for the pig lady. There was a long silence but there was a scream that came from under the bridge. It was a constant scream, going on and on. It began to get closer and sounded more like a pig squeal it was nonhuman. They drove out of there as fast as possible and the story teller who was in the backseat saw a figure walking around on the bridge
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been terrified of the Wendigo legend. Not the one about a cannibal spirit, but the one about the voice that calls to you during windstorms and then drags you away.
The urban legend where the little boy get a new dog and goes to bed the dogs under the bed so he checks if its there and it is because he pets the dog and the dog gives him a little nibble. Later on he heard banging from the closet he opens it up and his dog is hanging and in blood is written "humans can bite too"
FTFY
I loved that story, I don't remember where I first read it...
I try hard not to look in a mirror in the dark. My mother said you will see monster. I know its just my reflection, but I refuse to look or acknowledge it. At least I hope it is only my reflection, maybe my mother's advice has saved me for all this time.
I always think it would be awesome if you could rig your mirror to make it look like someone is standing behind you if triggered by maybe the medicine cabinet opening or the soap being removed/pumped. You could have it with a different character every few months or so.
Bit late to the thread, but theres this legend about a nun standing beside the road, tying to get a lift. If you were rude and didn't pick her up after she asked, she'd be sitting behind you when you drove off. Or drunken men would throw their empty liquor bottles out of the window by that same road, you'd get that bottle thrown to your head right back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:20 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the Kimberley story because 1) I hallucinate a lot and 2) the air vent in my room is directly above the top part of my bed. And, of course, I felt it was completely reasonable to hear it at 2am for the first time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:25 on September 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The legend about some creepy girl that lived in some guys wardrobe for like 10 years or something, can someone find it?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I used to be scared by flushing the toilet because of how noisy it can be. Sometimes I would remove the cushion from the couch and take a piss there. That or I would take a piss in the garbage can. Why there was no stench was beyond me.
That i get blind when a bird poop lands on my eye. Some people say it's true other say it's bullshit and i'm still not convinced either way so i don't trust any birds until i know for sure.
I read a story a long time ago, and it still sticks with me.
So these two girls go into a house that everyone says is haunted, and they hear a noise like someone is pounding on a wall from the inside, and they find a switch (or something like that) that opens a piece of the wall, and then they go in it and it shuts and locks behind them. that is where it end, but you can imagine, they starved to death, oh also in the area was a talking skeleton.
I slept hanging off of my bed for weeks so if it fell through into a room, i could catch myself.
There is an urban legend that there is some sort of "grim reaper" person in the catacombs. Apparently they went on an adventure in the catacombs and did not come back, so they became this extremely pale ghost like thing walking around in all black, that eats people in the catacombs or something like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a child, I was terrified about the stories told to me about what the fabled creature known as "Michael Jackson" would do to children at his magical ranch.
THE JERSEY DEVIL - So, there was an old lady living alone on the island of Jersey. She had her faithful golden retriever with her and took him everywhere. He would sleep next to her bed every night. One night she went to bed and just before she was about to go to sleep she put her hand down to him and he licked her hand and snuggled down to sleep. In the morning the old lady woke to find a trail of blood and her dog gone. In the bathroom her dog was hung from the ceiling. Written in blood were the words 'The jersey devil can lick hands too'
The reddit stalker. If you downvote his comments he'll track you down cut of your genitals. According to the legend the username starts with the letter m.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified that one day ill be on a boat at night by myself and then all of a sudden the Loch Ness monster pops up out of the water. Then suddenly the monster will bend and say " I need about tree fiddy".
I get a little freaked out when I see a "falling rock" sign. My dad told me a story about an Indian named Falling Rock who wanted to win over the chief's wife by catching 400 deer in a year. Legend says he went insane and is still hunting for every living thing. Whoever came up with that story to go along with the signs was stupid clever.
ALassy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad told me a story about how when he was ten years old my grandpa and his brothers saw a triangle formation of lights in the sky dive down into the woods behind our house. So naturally, they told him to stay in bed while they grabbed their rifles and flashlights and went out and searched the woods. Apparently they came back startled and said they didn't find anything. To this day I can't get any of them to tell me the full story.
I have a huge afro, there could be things living in there and I wouldn't even know. I wash my hair thoroughly every day, which really isn't good for my kind of hair, because washing it takes the natural oils out. Still worth it! I'd hate to have 100's of black-widows hatch on my head.
There's an evil monster called radon that sneaks into your house in the middle of the night and eats all the skin off your hotdogs. I actually stood up in shop class in high school and said that when out guest speaker asked if anybody knew what radon was.
Would someone please explain to me the flashing headlights legend?
mtb1443 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it goes like this:
You are driving down a street at night an see a car approaching without headlights. You flash them with your lights to tell them that they are driving without lights.
It is just what they are waiting for because they are doing a gang initiation where the first car to flash them is to be attacked. They turn around and follow you and do a drive-by/stop you and start shooting.
while driving, if you flash your headlights at a car with its lights off you are marked for killing by gang initiates. they will turn around, run you off the road, & kill you.
Yeah, I know it's BS.. I know the whole story. I knew that starting out... but I love scary shit, so I watched tons of videos and let myself get freaked out for fun.
As for "real" urban legends.... none, really. I have my own terrifying mythos that i keep to myself, and it's scarier than anything you guys can come up wtih.
I was absolutely terrified of Bloody Mary during elementary school. Everyone talked about it and I asked my mom what it was and she told me, gladly.
The worst part was I slept on the top bunk of a bunk bed, across from a dresser which had a tall mirror attached; I could see my face in it at night and I would cry and whimper until my mom told me to shut up and go to bed.
I was so fucking relieved when we took away the mirror and added shelves instead.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Justin Bieber. I know he can't be real, because that singing couldn't possibly have come from a living creature's mouth, but the thought of him still terrifies me.
I've been to France twice, Lyon and Paris. It's a beautiful country but you can see the unemployment and poverty. It's much poorer than its freer market neighbors.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Poverty in France isn't any worse than poverty in the USA. America's percentage of people in poverty is 16%. France's is 13%.
Europe is more socialist than the USA is, and many of its countries have a better poverty rate. The Czech Republic is 9%, the Netherlands 10%, Austria 12%, Hungary is 12%. The Nordic countries, the most socialist countries in Europe probably, have 13%.
It's also worthy to note that none of these countries are truly socialist. It's more a case of capitalism being milked to care for the people.
When you take into account cost of living, the US's poor are much better off. Furthermore, the US isn't that much less socialist with massive, gigantic social spending. So much so that if you "milked" every millionaire and billionaire in the US you couldn't pay for it! The unfunded liability is insane. Also, a current look at the percentage living below the poverty line isn't a fair view of how much the country is struggling with poverty. As long as people are allowed to pull themselves out of poverty that's what matters. Income mobility, are the richest immune to poverty (no 10% of the top 10% in America will be in the bottom 10%) and is it impossible for the poor to become rich (no 10% of the bottom 10% will be in the top 10%). America isn't the best example of capitalism, but if you do research for yourself and look at unemployment, income to cost of living ratios, GDP growth, and compare them with taxes/spending, minimum wage laws, regulations, and economic freedom you will notice that countries that are closer to true capitalism are much better off than countries that are more socialist or "milked capitalism". Most Nordic countries have less than 1% GDP growth and some are actually shrinking, they have some success because of the high level of economic freedom but struggle to grow because of the high taxes. The poorest countries tend to be very socialist, many African countries.
Fascism is not a real threat in America. People bash you for making racist jokes (which I think is a great thing, the bashing not the racism lol), there's no way the entire country would be united in its "cleansing". I mean all socialism, the idea that somebody else deserves our money, the idea that a group of people who we elected to protect our rights can tell us how to live our lives, operate our business, etc. Unfortunately this idea is very appealing to many Americans, which is why socialism frightens me most.
Please don't downvote me for my opinion but seeing as how our economy is at the moment the gradual move to socialism would in theory help it it gets rid of mindless spendings. And really since socialism is the step before communism i think the balance would be nice. But it also really isn't as bad as you think socialism really only monitors businesses and gov't working the government system of socialism and communism are actually for the most part one of the few gov't systems who try to benefit their people. But i can see where a change from democracy to socialism could scare someone but an even more frightening change would be backwards to mercantilism.
Sokonit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:03:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not me but I have a funny story: I was once in a camp with my school and it was night. Then some girls came by our hut/cabin and told us they had seen the mona (basically this lady that looks like a monkey hopping on roofs making noise and killing only men) so my friends are like "WE ARE SCREWED" since I grew up in a different country I did not fear such lady, so it was amusing watching these to guys freak out and start praying and everything, they couldnt sleep well that night. I was just like "lol" .
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why wouldn't you bother giving context like the country?
Ouija boards are fake. It's always one (or more) person(s) toying with the rest of the believers, hence why everyone has to have their fingers on the scope at all times. I played multiple times and scared the shit out of everyone, good times. If it's just the believers playing they will subconsciously move the scope around until they "get the answers." When really they are just tricking themselves.
not an urban legend but its scarier to watch a horror movie through the reflection of a mirror (obviously in a dark room). I discovered this a few years ago.
I always check the shower when I use the bathroom just in case.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:16:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman never used to creep me out until the recent stabbings near my hometown with the twelve year old girls. It just shows that there is a darker side to that story.
i now leave the bathroom door slightly open just in case somebody is there while i wash my hair. its gotten to the point where i burn my eyes from trying to avoid closing my eyes lol. Also getting stopped by a cop whos really a murderer
What is this, a sleepover? The thought that anybody that doesn't need a guardian would have any fear at all of an urban legend is ridiculous. Yes, that means all our moms should probably be committed.
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
sec713 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None. Knowing that they are urban legends negates any potential fear that I might experience.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:37:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most of these aren't even urban legends. They're just things people are scared of. Come on, guys.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably late to the party but this shit is real, I'm atheist so I don't believe in ghosts but I still get anxious just think about it. When I was about 13 I went to Guatemala to visit my family. The house was fairly close to the airport, just 5 minutes away. When I got there my aunt told me I had to sleep in her bed witch was next to the living room, there was only a curtain dividing the rooms so you could clearly see the window. That night I couldn't sleep because it was too hot, it was around 12 am when I heard someone walking outside wearing high heels, my first thought was that it was just a drunk woman so I just stood there listening but she stoped walking, about half an hour later I heard her again but this time I also heard someone dragging chains, I told my aunt the next morning but she said it must have been a dream, my cousin on the other hand said that he would hear someone walking on heels from time to time, so just before he went to bed that night he set up a video-camera on a chair looking at the window, and we slept on a different room. When we checked the recording we didn't see anything out of the ordinary but around 12 a shadow stood outside in front of the window and dogs were barking at it, it stood there for about ten minutes and then it crouched instead of walking. Next summer I'm going back so I might get a chance to get the video, but up to this day no one knows what that was and it stood there for ten minutes doing nothing.
That some people infected with different strains of Human-Immunodeficiency-Virus (HIV, which causes Acute Immune Deficiency Syndrome: AIDS) meet up to inject eachother with eachother's blood, in order to increase the probability of a super HIV strain arising.
Oh, and something about people believing vaccines, which have probably saved the most lives in medical history, are bad because they "cause" autism, so they refuse vaccines, and now some diseases which should be extinct are making resurgences.
Human stupidity basically.
max1901 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:21:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
meh
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:36:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one that has been circulating for years and years around sites like Facebook and on BBM. Its about a girl who was bullied who got pushed down a grid while they were outside at school during a fire alarm. She apparently was found with a broken neck which she got as she hit the ladder.
The story ends with the usual "If you dont forward this, tonight while you are in shower, she will come through the drain and kill you too". I think her name was Karma or something.
If anyone has any more information, that would be great.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the one that says if you believe in urban legends, you're a pussy. wait a minute...
VAnon1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:25:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know its not really an urban legend but the thought of a Human Centipede or a person abducting people to make a Human Centipede just scares me to no end....
Actually, legends about being poked with an empty syringe and the aids note at a crowded bar/club/party/concert.... Seems like it could actually happen..
z10z ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:00:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that one about the woman with the dog and the peanut butter and the surprise birthday party... I know someone who knows someone who said they also heard about it..
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:10:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Slenderman count, if so Slenderman.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:44:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the story about the demon possesing an inocent child and then the child goes on killing everyone and then ills herself and then the demon leaves the body and goes to find another vonreble victom to posses. freaks the hell outta me
Sometimes I can't sleep at night when I think of the very real possibility that one day ... women will take over the world and systematically castrate all men who oppose.
[deleted] ยท 1351 points ยท Posted at 13:41:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still run out of the basement when I turn off the lights because someone might kill me
whiteddit ยท 1483 points ยท Posted at 14:35:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relax, everyone knows that if you make it to the top of the stairs before he catches you, he's obligated to turn around and go back to the basement.
[deleted] ยท 1078 points ยท Posted at 17:06:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of weird-ass rape dungeons are you guys in that don't have light switches at the top of the stairs?
NecroGod ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 17:25:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey now, my rape dungeon isn't weird; it's fairly standard.
halo00to14 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:54:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Built to code?
reathe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WCB would give it a pass
darkened_enmity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep! I built mine within regulations too.
jenbenfoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was glorious. A perfect thing to read after a long day at work, it made me laugh. :)
Ktime5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:12:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he has wifi
warhugger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the demon pay rent?
Mine is an asshole and is still asking for tree fitty.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:34:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as, weird ass-rape dungeons.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:52:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did it on purpose cause it works both ways.
KarmaInvestor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:31:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This guy.
Minato-Namikaze ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:39:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW paintings got you covered - Is that E.T. in a pope hat?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:16:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that like an Interrogation of Gollum fanfic?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where the fuck did you even find this picture?
apathetic_youth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:54:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
older basements often have pull-string lights.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:18:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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onedrummer2401 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:59:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry
NorthStarZero ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:29:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ones where grues live.
TheRealMacLeod ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:06:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of older houses are like that. The house I grew up in was that way, my dad didn't change it until I was old enough not to care anymore. Terrible timing dad.
screwthepresent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, so when the light turns out and you hear thumping down the stairs towards you, you've got nothing to do. Sure.
The_MAZZTer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lightswitch at top is for the stairway light, lightswitch at the bottom is for the basement itself.
wolfguardian72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A true DND basement
mtmew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my fuck I needed that laugh today. Thank you.
Charizardking14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter if you have the light switch at the top. It's the risk that makes it fun.
Alchimous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The last house I lived with my parents in. My first apartment. My current house has light switches at both ends, which makes it even scarier when the light stops working.
edit: I should clarify that the apartment was the second floor of a house that had a stairway only accessible from outside.
morgeous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ass rape dungeons. ha.
illmatic2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The basement apartment in my house has a light switch at the top & bottom which is for the stair light. At the bottom beside the stair light is the room light.
So when you're leaving at night you off the room light and it's pitch black and you're standing in the stair light. Not as creepy as standing in darkness but you still run up 2 stairs at a time.
speakingmoose123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
zeusmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lights dont matter guys! You cant turn your back as you go up the stairs. As long as you are looking, nothing can come up and eat you.
Source: im still alive in my 30s
dark_roast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement
thatguyinthemirror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Specifically an ass-rape dungeon?
tylerh1133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The weird ass-rape kind.
Snoah-Yopie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:33:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
weird ass-rape*
isonlegemyuheftobmed ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:13:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i always imagined its the grudge creepy running after me.. way worse than a murderer
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:31:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thanks for that.
littlecampbell ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you make it into the light you're usually safe. Or maybe that's just my guy
krazykook ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:58:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's one of those unwritten gentleman's rules.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"aha got you!" "erm my foots through the door. I'm technically safe." "oh sorry mate didn't see that. man slowly walks down stairs "better luck next time random man in the basement"
Vahnati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I spent the first 12 years of my life living by this rule.
nuaurpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN6iXYCi10k
Oolonger ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 20:16:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have to fake it out. For example, our washer is in the basement, so I always say "oh I guess I'll have to come back down in a second with another load" before I run up the stairs.
There is no other load! In your face, basement monster.
It must work, as I am as yet undevoured.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:14:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I might aswell let him get his second load of washing on before I kill him. If I killed him with only one load on that would make me a serial killer."
RadioactiveFastFood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the only one that does that!
Elzirgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you either use a throwaway or there is no internet available in your basement.
If not, farewell internet stranger!
lotmoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are brilliant!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:40:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Oolonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:31 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, much appreciated.
Jinh0o ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good read
thesloth27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp. I'm never going to be able to go in my basement alone again.
BinarySo10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The stairs in my basement have no "back" to them for the bottom half. Perfectly designed for something to reach out and grab my ankle on the way up.
Funny story; my dad heard me running like hell up the stairs, and held the door closed. I started checking the door and crying, even though he only held it shut for less than 5 seconds.
fuzzykittyfeets ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:58:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I worry about it grabbing my ankles through the spindle-things on the handrail even when I'm near the top.
RadioactiveFastFood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant story: When my dad was growing up, he would usually go to visit relatives in the summer. He and his mom would stay with his grandma, (now late) grandpa, and uncle. They all lived together in a big house up on a hill, and it had a basement, the door to which was across from the foot of the bed he would sleep in. He was always terrified he'd wake up and see something standing there, so before he could fall asleep each night, he'd make sure the basement door's chain was locked.
One night, as he was falling asleep, he looked out from under the covers and realized it wasn't. Worse, the door was slightly open. As he lay there, his heart beating, he began hearing creaking. My dad, after a few minutes,summoned up his bravery, grabbed his flashlight, and made his way towards the door.
He tiptoed down the basement stairs, shining his light all around. It was empty, saw for the shelves with canned fruit and the stray spider. Satistfied monster weren't coming for him, he began walking back up the stairs. As he got to the fifth step, a hand closed around his ankle.
My dad let out a blood curdling scream and flew up the steps, throwing the flashlight behind him. My great uncle came out from under the stairs laughing his head off after my dad.
fuzzykittyfeets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahaha! My worst fear! I scream at the top of my lungs when someone hides around the corner and jumps out to scare me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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fuzzykittyfeets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly my point!
BillNyeDeGrasseTyson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:04:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bar I work at is in a ~100 year old building downtown. At the end of the night we have to bring trash, bottles, etc downstairs to the basement which extends throughout the entire building, it's huge. Most of the lights are motion activated, and sometimes they turn on, sometimes they don't. The rumor is that the ghost is named Charlie, and will turn the lights on for you if he likes you, and also if you sing the theme song from "Charles in charge".
On the weekends it's not too bad, people still upstairs that would potentially hear me screaming like a girl... But on my Tuesday night shift. 2 am, and most likely no one in this entire downtown office building. It's a different kind of eerie. Dead silent, except for the sounds of an old building. The lights on our side are manual, and once they're off, who knows what the hell will happen with the rest, and the path to the elevator.
I still don't feel comfortable down there by myself during the week. Once the elevator is open I jump in, knife in my hand, sprung against the inside wall while I anxiously await the closing of the elevator door, and my return to the surface.
I've survived another week.
Charles in charge of Our days and our nights.
Charles in charge of Our wrongs and our rights.
So I say I want Charles in charge of me.
FishBroom ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:41:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plot Twist: You actually did get killed by a basement murderer. You're actually a ghost trapped in an endless cycle of running, terrified, up your basement stairs.
.... and posting on Reddit. I guess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should have kept that joke on the ground like Delta should have kept my flight on the tarmac after the plane broke down
monkeyhandler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So if you want to go into the basement, you'd have to descend the stairs in pitch black? Fuck that, that's worse, what if the killer is standing next to the light switch?
AdamLovelace ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If your bathroom has no window, close the door, put a towel underneath it so no light gets in, turn off the lights and take a shower. It's super relaxing once you stop thinking about what could be hiding in the darkness.
mouthdrummer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was nine, I read this weird tales comic book or something that had this kid freaked out about the basement of his new house. Every night, there was a voice calling him that would emanate from the laundry chute which led to the basement. He'd freak out and tell his dad who would tell him to go back to sleep. Finally, he had badgered his dad enough that dad was like, "Let's go down to the basement together and we'll see that there's nothing there." So the go look, and of course, there's nothing there. The next night, the boy hears the voice calling him, and to show his dad that he's brave, he goes down alone. The next panel shows dad calling his son, looking all over for him, and shows the inside of the furnace with the boy's burned remains. Yeah, I don't like basements.
MadMadHatter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had this friend who's little brother had this same fear and always hated going into the basement to get things because of like monsters and some shit. We always made fun of him for it. Funny thing though, same kid went out playing alone in the rain one day and some fucking guy dressed like a clown ended up killing him. Even tore his arm clean off. Pretty scary shit.
dashieundomiel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the club.
ben7337 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always think the creature from "don't be afraid of the dark" are coming, and try to stay in some amount of light as much as possible.
patrickkevinsays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guilty. But only when I'm sober. When I'm drunk or otherwise incapacitated it seems the monster won't attack.
BitingInsects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you run up fast enough his claws won't snag your leg.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seen Child's Play 2? There's a scene for that!
t00sl0w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in the middle of the woods and still do this when taking the trash out at night.
10thDoctorBestDoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why does this only apply to basements? Even fully finished basements. Dark hallway, living room, kitchen, etc... all fine. But godammit those basement stairs... the horror... the horror...
UNSCNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone, and something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I STILL sometimes spook myself in the night when I go from the bathroom to my bedroom, which is like 2 steps across the hall. My hallway isn't even big or even that dark but I crrep myself out thinking something might be there.
Tets1 ยท 1901 points ยท Posted at 13:40:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always a little anxious before looking in the Mirror because I'm afraid someone might be standing behind me.
[deleted] ยท 2471 points ยท Posted at 16:06:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I have the same thing, except with the Daily Star.
Edit:
fourFIVE months of gold?!? Thanks!dogstarchampion ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 20:42:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... I don't get it...
[deleted] ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 21:03:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:10:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That confused even furthur
Aegeus ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 00:22:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not anxious because he'll look in the Mirror and see someone behind him, he's anxious because he doesn't want someone to see him reading the Mirror (or the Daily Star).
Patrik333 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:20:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't the Star get cancelled, though?
Aegeus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:34:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't know, I'm not British. The joke still works, though.
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It does. It's definitely golden.
2Fast2Mildly_Peeved ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:39:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that was News of the World wasn't it?
CrackerDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:56 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
News of the World.
thepeopleshero ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 00:35:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the Daily Star also called the Mirror though?
underdsea ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:37:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are two different tabloids of similar quality.
llk4life ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you trolling or did you honestly not understand the very easy to understand explanation
thepeopleshero ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 05:50:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm American and had no clue what you guys call your newspapers? I'm sorry?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:17:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tabloid isn't a term exclusive to England
Randomawesomeguy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:40:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It can still be confusing to someone who has never heard it called that.
llk4life ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:20:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am also American and that isn't what they call their newspapers. do you know what a tabloid is? The mirror is a tabloid which has already been explained in a previous comment. They have stories like "obama to visit sick children on mars". I was able to gather this information from the explanations given in this thread just as you should have been able to.
Testiculese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*Further.
Furthur is a band!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please forgive lord I have sinned! Have mercy on me!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Daily star is a newspaper with a lot of tits in it
edit: "newspaper" -> less gossipy than a gossip magazine, but more opinionated than a normal newspaper + focuses more on celebrity culture than real news than a proper newspaper
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:58:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stars are also reflective up close.
SantagetoutClause ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:01:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo.
shorthanded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is a Mexican Chandler for five thousand, Alex?
Alex7281 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 19:43:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damn that's a good one!
Kill_Mr_Farage ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:05:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To English people, this is literally gold :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's also gold to me :P
Bambi1322 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:31:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely my favourite reddit post ever.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:46:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
Bobboy5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun never being able to be so sharp ever again, and having your every post judged against this one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Boo you :(
Pikalika ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:59:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quick Google search informed me the the 'Daily star' is a sports news channel/website/newspaper thingy in the UK.
Now after I understood the joke I can say it was a great one.
Kiassen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:54:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, The Mirror is also. The joke is you wouldn't want to be caught looking at either of them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
YMCAle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's some fine British wit right there mate. Have an OBE.
DasWraithist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the hardest I've ever laughed reading Reddit comments.
dannysmackdown ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:46:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
SLUT_MUFFIN ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Mirror and the Daily Star are two pretty trashy newspapers in the UK. The joke is that you wouldn't want to be seen reading them.
DrPhineas ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:21:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even get that second part of the joke. Damn, it was good.
ExcerptMusic ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:40:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best jokes are lost on a majority of people... Until they aren't, and now you're laughing in an inappropriate location out of nowhere like a lunatic.
dannysmackdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah ok
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Mirror is 100 times less trashy than the star. Still a tabloid though.
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:57 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I got curious and went to look for the Star online.
I found it, and it had this:
It's a beautiful read.
Edit: Oh, and thanks to this impressive news source I just got to know Three Beat Slide and their new song & videoclip: Skip Skip. Now I know what happiness is about.
djinn08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Trashy newspapers with pictures of girls with their baps out on page 3.
grossly_ill-informed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:35:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Without a doubt the best comment I've ever read. It's just perfect.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:37:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I was debating with myself whether or not to even make it! I'm certainly glad I did!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:37 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have the same thing, except with porn.
sunnydandrumyumyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fair play my friend
Leakee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
King of the Internet... You earned that.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:51:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I rule with an iron fist.
TheFox51 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I rule with a ruler.
Yep. I'm lame joke man. I'll show myself out.
Chrisixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius.
Vijaywada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
5 dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fairly amazed.
Bojangly7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unless your British, I'm afraid you probably will not understand this one.
"Mirror" and "the Daily Star" are both British tabloids.
Soverata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what does gold do?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All of this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's that
MarshMonkey12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you're like, famous now
DrNick2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The daily star isn't that bad but the sun hurts my eyes when I look at it.
ixora7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:45 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky.
cheesyguy278 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, 3 golds?! The most I've gotten was 2 golds for a 2 point comment
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:09:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Four golds now, I can't believe it!
cheesyguy278 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone is either browsing reddit drunk, or is very rich and generous. I'm never getting more than 2 gold on a comment.
ExcerptMusic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:44:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very rich = $15.96
I hope to be rich some day...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the crowd goes wild!
yaay
callumacrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FIFTH.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JESUS CHRIST
ShallowBasketcase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I knew a guy who took 3 golds once.
He's dead now.
Riddle-Tom_Riddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gold: not even once.
cutthroattrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The most I've got is zero and counting.
thepotatochronicles ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:30:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or, in my case, I'm afraid some shit's gonna jump out of the mirror.
nermid ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:31:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes get really, really nervous that my reflection is going to do something besides what I do.
thepotatochronicles ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:33:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
especially when looking up after washing my face..
lookslikeyoureSOL ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:56:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The reason I never wash my face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if you looked up and your reflection had a giant sinister grin on its face?
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:09:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid that I'll see Tom Cruise dressed as me ready to beat me up.
Phycho101 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:32:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have You seen mirrors?
nermid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:40:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a movie?
Phycho101 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:48:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. It's a horror movie about demons that inhabit mirrors or the reflections in mirrors becoming sentient. I forgot which one.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:18:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck that shit.
The_Hopper ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:21:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. Dont ever, ever ever watch that movie. I couldn't look in a mirror for a month. And I still don't look in mirrors when its dark.
Dont ever fucking watch that movie, fucked me up. I felt like I had PTSD.
Bigfluffyltail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah a really close friend told me she was still scared years after seeing it. Not gonna watch that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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InJeneral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. I've read way too many creepy pastas about mirrors. :( Horror games that use this as a scare tactic don't help either! haha
r3yB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candyman... Candyman..
guibmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you didn't saw your reflection blink?
AnArmyOfWombats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:16 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little more afraid of my reflection doing something I can't not do.
Reoh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I was bored and waiting on my mother at the library and I picked up this horror book about a mirror... I never got to finish it. Ever since then I'm uncomfortable with mirrors and I just put the two together. I'm going to have to sleuth out that book and finish it to find out what happened. Or would that be worse.... fuck.
Typical mirror horror. Things seem normal at first but then people start to catch the mirror not reflecting what actually happens. gets progressively creepier. I think there was a murder or some such. If anybody has an idea what book this is please respond. Oh and it's not that mirror hollywood movie about the nightguard in the burned out hotel. This was in somebody's home.
0dyssia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember where I heard this, but some people think mirrors are like a doorway to a different "realm" so if you see weird things in your mirror you should put a bowl of (sea) salt in front of it.
jspegele ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:17:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry about that, it's the thing behind you that you can't see in the mirror that should bother you.
catcatmewow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:10:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother-in-law said he once he went to the bathroom at night. When he was washing his after he finished his business, he looked up. It wasn't him in the mirror but this horrifying demon thing that mirrored his expression.
I don't know if telling the truth but at night he completely avoids mirrors.
Anzai ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:32:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get that experience every single morning if I look in a mirror before I've had a chance to have breakfast.
noahthegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
im in high school and time has passed really fast and I have had a lot of changes in my life, so when I see my reflection in a new mirror I think its another person and im like "oh sorry" and then im like "shit thats me lol"
Suddenly_Dragon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:24:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading a story a long time ago (super short. Part of a website that I've long since forgotten the name of. I want to say it had the word "wolf" or "hounds" in it) about tricking your reflection by pretending to pull a hair from your head, but not actually do it, however when you look at your reflection it will have a hair between its fingers, and that you can never look in that mirror again.
Had trouble looking in one ever since I read that.
Anzai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you want to lower the amount of mirrors you can look in? What if you did it in your car and then can't look in the rear vision mirror ever again?
Stop tricking your reflections people, they're just trying to help you look good before your big date.
Sosetila ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:11:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well look at it this way. If there actually is someone standing behind you, mirrors will give you a chance to save yourself. Don't fear mirrors, they are your bros.
monty845 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:26:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm not seeing how ignorance of what ever is standing behind you would be a good thing.
brandonw17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somemthing that is only in the mirror and not actually behind you would be terrifying
French_Toast_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ignorance is bliss.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have the same thing, and if you do, I advise if you ever decide to trip on mushrooms, dont look in the mirror at your own face. I went against my friends advice when I tried it a couple years back. Never again.
Tets1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors are actually one of the reasons why I'm afraid of taking mushrooms
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're so much fun though. As long as you avoid the mirrors, you're good.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard the same thing about mirrors when lucid dreaming.
t3hSiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did this. I don't even know what it was about my reflection, but I was too scared to look again.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I almost got sucked in and couldn't look away but I had to. I was so afraid my face was going to make an expression that I wasn't making or was going to come at me through the mirror. The only time in my life I was actually afraid of myself.
Anzai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am standing behind you. Turn around Tets1.
Turn.
Around.
furophile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or the other you in the mirror might try to pull your jaw apart.
laurathexplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors have always, always freaked me out. I can't trace it to one story, but I'm sure I've heard the same ones as you. Luckily my boyfriend has no more love of them than I do- I can't imagine living in an apartment where there was just a mirror on the wall for decoration.
LeeSeneses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man my bedroom has a wall-length closet with a sliding door that's all mirror. Good thing I don't have this :I
laurathexplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I could never. I'd lay awake all night glancing at the mirror every so often to make sure that something wasn't staring back out of it at me.
ObeseChocoMommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that would be pretty cool maybe they could teach you how to teleport
ChristJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My butthole clenches every time I close my medicine cabinet. Horror films have ruined me.
Tets1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True. Medicien cabinets are the worst
NotUrLittleSister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend had a figure standing behind him in a mirror once before (he has the terrifying habit of not turning in lights at night) and now i refuse to use the bathroom at his house... I will literally take a piss out his window.
Gman8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid I'll be looking in a mirror one day, and my reflection won't mimic me perfectly. I'll notice, but dumb me will just stand there like, "Did that really just happen?" Then my reflection, while I'm looking him right in the eye, will do this creepy smirk or something.
DerpingtonHerpsworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in my thirties and still haven't gotten over that. Either that or I'm going to see my reflection do something I didn't do.
I mean, I don't avoid looking at the mirror, but there's always that thought.
JedLeland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was nine, the bathroom mirror scene in Poltergeist traumatized me. When I was 12, the "Mirror Mirror" episode of Amazing Stories did the same. Even today, roughly 30 years later, mirrors creep me out largely due to these two bits of childhood trauma.
Resting_Asshole_Face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more worried that someone else will be looking back at me. Mirrors freak me out.
rocan91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified that I'll look in the mirror one day and not recognize who's looking back.
krazykook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I'll quit doing that...
callmekvothe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I have to go to the bathroom at night, I avoid looking at the mirror at all, because for some reason I'm only scared of this happening at night. Added to that, I am BLIND without my glasses, so I just keep my damn head DOWN.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hear if you say "Biggie Smalls" into a mirror three times he'll come out and shoot you in the face.
Crabgot_Cakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well thanks for that, now I have another reason to dislike mirrors. I don't like looking into a mirror when it's dark outside, just creeps me out.
rawkamole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That wigs me out, too. I also get spooked at shower curtains that are closed all the way. Preferably they are pulled open all the way, but, if not, then they should be pulled back a bit so you can see in to make sure they're empty.
TheBaloneyCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or that you'll see your reflection blink.
caotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
My gf told me that one time she was at my place alone on the computer. When she turned off the machine and monitor she could se the reflection of a person standing behind her. When she turn around there was nothing and the reflection was gone. Strange things happened in that place. Edit : typo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same in the bathroom, except also fear that behind the curtain is someone.
sirin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather have someone standing behind you without being able to see him?
ErisDraconequus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite SNL skit on the subject
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or out of a window at night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I wash my face in the sink at night, I'm afraid it won't be my reflection that's looking back at me when I look up. Scary shit.
ShazzyMoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES. Or if you have a window cabinet in your bathroom like I do. I feel the same anxiety whenever I have to close it. Thanks horror movies.
LisaLulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that way when I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth and washing my face in front of the mirror. I fear that in the moment I have my eyes closed, washing my face, something will be there as soon as they open again.
andymatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. You don't need to watch Twin Peaks then.
ocdscale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors don't bother me at all until...at night before bed when I'm brushing my teeth, and I bend down to spit in the sink I always feel like someone will be behind me when I look up.
MermaidPassion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or Bloody Mary! I hate my childhood "friends" for telling me that one.
chrispar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even scarier if someone else looks back
Unicorn_Nightmare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get anxious before I look in the mirror because I'm afraid my face will look dark and sinister and I won't recognize myself.
Vladkar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have recurring dreams where I would look in the mirror to see a demonic version of myself smiling back.
To this day, I refuse to keep a mirror in my room.
Biggy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go with it's bad that I'm sitting on the toilet reading this. The mirror is still waiting for me.
wuiqed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brushing my teeth before going to bed. Girlfriend already asleep. Apart from the fan humming in the bedroom and the lights in the bathroom, the apartment is pitch black and dead silent. Looking at myself in the mirror, and brushing, brushing, brushing, spit, bend down to the sink to rinse my mouth, stand up and... yes, it's just me. I live another night. Unless something is lurking between the bathroom and the bed.
Mofeux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tall and there's only one sink in this public restroom... and why are you washing your hair here anyway?
Seriously though, as a tall guy I try to make a habit of letting people know I'm next to them in a line or anywhere that makes people stand near each other so I don't surprise them.
AkariAkaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend who refuses to walk past mirrors with his eyes open in the dark because he's convinced he'll see a demon or a ghost
eatmydonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God, that feeling... right before you look in the mirror, you have that split second of "hmm, is this gonna be the time that someone's behind me? am I ready for the moment that happens? the moment that might just be right now?" and then your heart stops just long enough for you to see that you're the only one looking back. you're safe.
for now.
FugitiveCalculators ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors at night are even more frightening.
Y-yuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid my reflection is going to do something that I don't.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the reasons I don't have a bathroom cabinet with a mirror ;) They always seem to close those cabinet doors and...
napstert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
clever
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst is when you wash your face in the sink and don't want to open your eyes for fear of someone being in the bathroom mirror.
missionoflove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:42 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am the same but instead of someone behind me I am scared my reflection will grab me...
bsend ยท 1719 points ยท Posted at 13:38:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The call is coming from inside the house"
[deleted] ยท 2004 points ยท Posted at 15:15:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know how telemarketers can use fake display numbers? Well, about a week ago, one called using our home phone number as the display. But we have a second line upstairs. And everyone was downstairs. I almost started crying.
[deleted] ยท 782 points ยท Posted at 16:39:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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veganzombeh ยท 278 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't answer the phone first?
[deleted] ยท 1173 points ยท Posted at 19:04:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you die
[deleted] ยท 601 points ยท Posted at 19:53:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh damn, no answer...well I better go kill somebody else then"
foshizzler ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 21:27:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, this guy's obviously busy, he doesn't have to time to be killed."
EweBrynner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:39:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The call was coming from inside the phone!
TheLordBroseidon ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:45:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
foshizzler ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:51:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can the telemarketers be real if our phones aren't real?
pizzaisyummy2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Phone was murder man,
DanteMH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, what a nice murderer, pls call me again some time!"
ImDotTK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Must have had food in the oven."
justkeepinittrill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Huh.. nobody's home."
Liebonaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No stupid, he kills you THROUGH THE PHONE
ColonelRuffhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't read about that serial killer who only killed people who had their doors unlocked? It could be the same thing.
RiseAgainstEwoks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Boothworld!
frescani ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:54:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. Telemarketer here.
The_GeoD ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:47:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you.
jm001 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just hope it doesn't go to voicemail either
itiswhatitdo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just have to tie your shoes tight beforehand.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Srsly that guy is nuts.
AirborneFB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guy must never have seen the movie Phone Booth starring Colin Farrell.
Yeti_Poet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(It didn't happen)
Johnhaven ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:39:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Suuure. That's what the serial killers want you to think.
Seriously though, I can't imagine that is a tactic that gets many people to answer the phone though so why would they continue doing it often enough that it's common for people to think it's just a telemarketer? (A telemarketer upstairs with the children!)
_Library ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about donating to your local police association now??
SirDigbyChknCaesar ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:07:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The telemarketing is coming from inside the house!
grumpy_hedgehog ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oooor, your GF was the murderer.
thebigbadben ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:03:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and I threw it on the GROUND
_CastleBravo_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:09:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you decided you were going to let your girlfriend deal with the creepy murderer on her own?
Shady666King ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:06:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT . A . PUSSY
Jake0oo0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I'd get the fuck out too!
apopheny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid telemarketers, always making serial killers' jobs easier.
littlemzla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Better safe than sorry!
Cheeseburger_Bandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A good way to prevent this is what I did, smash my home phone after realizing that the only people who call my house phone are telemarketers.
NegativeHeroinAddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FYI, people can spoof their ANI as your phone number and call you and get into your voicemail. Make sure you have a password pin set on your voicemail or they will get FULL ACCESS to all of it!
source: ex phreak and used to break into peoples voicemails all the time.
DrHouston ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because I have so much useful information on my voicemail
Mothanius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised what information you can gather from seemingly useless details.
NegativeHeroinAddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Tons actually. You can find out a lot of information about someone.
Learn who their family and close friends are.
Target them pretending to be someone that knows the target or an old friend of the target to get even more info. This is the easiest. Call up their family member "Hey, this is a friend of DrHouston and I was just talking to him and his phone just died mid convo. He gave me your number right before saying to call you to help if it died. I'm on my way over to his house and just needed the address again. Can you give me it? I'm right around the corner I think" etc.
Learn where they work
etc.
Give me your phone number and remove your pass code from voicemail ;) I will dig around and PM all the info I can learn about you from it.
Drunk_Securityguard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some odd reason, my phone will occasionally dial itself, after you hang up from a call. First few times it happened, sorta weirded me out.
MarshManOriginal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck telemarketers. They're spam and useless and that should be illegal.
londonmeanswild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this and imagined you to be a big burly lumberjack type of a man. Haha
luckym00se ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically I'm the exact opposite.
londonmeanswild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yes! Small people unite?
luckym00se ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah!
ExcerptMusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have the same reaction when a telemarketer calls too
Scorp2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't tell you gf not to go home? You didn't feel safe in the house but you were going to let her find out on her own?
Tramm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thatHappened
carolinawahoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
....and then she called me a big pussy.
riskydevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me too when the first gen nokia's came out. A call woke me up at around 3am, and it was my own name/number calling my cellphone. I freaked out and passed out eventually.
SEX_ROBOT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get texts from my own number sometimes. They're always blank.
shithappens88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you ran out of your house because there might be burglar and/or murderer or even ghost or something and you let your GF to go in the house? ....nice hahahhaha
TryingToHaveGoodMood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Talk about an overreaction.
Internet-justice ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 16:58:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have another weird phone story.
It was October of 2012 and I had just gotten a new smart phone. I lovrd. I loved the text integration, the apps, all of it. One day at around 1 am I got a text that woke me up. I opened my phone expecting it to be from a friend with insomnia. However it was not. It was not from anyone in my contacts list. As far as I know it was from no one at all. The message had no text. Only an attachment. Try as I might I couldn't open it. Then I took a look at the sender. Their number?
1
PerInception ยท 413 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alexander Graham Bell was just trying to figure out how to work his new smart phone too. He has kept his original number all these years.
laxt ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:07:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Not many people realize that Alexander Graham Bell is still alive. The man invents the single most important global communication device of his, his children and his grandchildren's time and has made such a mint for himself that he has acquired the only existing fountain of youth.
He is 168 years old and anyone can call him at his home at the phone number 1, provided that you can find the area code. A clue: it's an international number.
hyperblaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's just hope it's not the country code for india (91).
JayVeeBee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't the Bell Estate in Nova Scotia (Canada)?
juicius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dial *2 to pay my phone bill so I guess Watson is also making major bank.
Meteorboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would have been sweet if true.
Medicmellie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gold.
Brucewayne1234 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:47:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha this happens to me all the time. First time it freaked me out. Thought it was the fbi or nsa or something. I figured it out though. A friend tried to send you a picture or an attachment and it didnt go through right. I dont know why, maybe their phone doesnt allow pictures but it happens time to time. But basically it will come in as an attachment that you can't open from an unknown number or 1. Nothing scary, just a bad connection...sorry.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:05:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:17:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
man i never get called for 6 =(
j6sh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think 6 stole the O from my name
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:02:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is Josh and Josh wants his fucking O back
j6sh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was because 7 was black.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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j6sh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a band name.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as 'jewish' and have no idea why.
Mercinary909 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I often get calls with the name labeled Texas or Alabama or Hawaii with an unavailable number.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Smetimes when my mom calls from the Dominican Republic it tells me it's from UNKNOWN UNKNOWN.
mt_erebutts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would that be better or worse than a call from a Known Unknown?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing there wasn't three of them.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:43:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Internet-justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to respond :(
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey man, this is God, I'm just returning your prayer from uh... 26 years ago. I have a pretty back backlog of prayers I need to answer, so if you could call back soon, that would be great."
jds13X ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:36:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was smitty werbenjagermanjensen. He was #1
Internet-justice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:42:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The spongebob thread will never die
jm001 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
> No text
> Unrecognised number
> Something odd about the message overall
Well shit guys, better open the attachment.
Dandaman3452 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Virus installed, 10/10 would open again.
Internet-justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was curious
CIA_Koala ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Got you beat! A few years ago, in the car with my father, I got a text from a number that started with *11654 and went on for about twelve digits. I ignored it, and then received a call from the number. At that point, being a Dumbass, I picked up and could only hear breathing and static. Scared the crap out of me as a 16 year old.
Internet-justice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:06:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spoopy5me
nolanator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was Nelly
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Many smartphones default the sender number to 1 when there is an error. My old phone was pretty crappy and often times it would say that I was getting a message from someone with the number 1 before eventually displaying the actual number. This used to happen alot when I had data shut off and I got an mms
Internet-justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always had data on, and the real number never appeared.
VAnon1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got one from "Anonymous" and one from "1" and I couldn't reply. Maybe its just a smart phone thing...?
s0cia11y_awkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Dont worry too much I got a message on my iphone from February 1968 that said nothing
edit: my not mu
Internet-justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it worked!
isperfectlycromulent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotten those sometimes too, when someone's trying to send me an attachment and it fails. They resend, and then I get another text just like the one you described, complete with 1 being the number it came from.
BlitzcrankGrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Attachment was a picture of you sleeping
Internet-justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh good!
JustAnEnglishman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you make it as small as possible so that people on mobiles couldn't click it?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, did you open it?
Internet-justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tried, but no luck.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:58:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Telemarketers. The real creepers.
Dasbaus ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:10:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That shit doesn't happen in my hood.
IF shit like that happened, the top floor of the house would look like swiss cheese, or the town of Chernobyl.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:26:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pripyat.
Dasbaus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:27:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the reminder. My phone doesn't care much for the spelling of other cities other than my own for some reason.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:00:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's not like you spelled it wrong, you just used the wrong name.
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dying over here
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:17:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"my hood so tuff we shoot our second story of our mcmansion up when we get scared of ghost stories"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you shoot like the guys in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA
Dasbaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had almost forgotten about those moments.
Amazing show.
Dasbaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love this show,and moments like those.
AlchemistTree ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:42:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, I've just noticed your carpeting is looking terrible.. And don't get me started on these drapes..."
justasmalltowngirl89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just replied about this, the same thing happened to me. And today I learned that telemarketers can do that, thanks to this thread. I can finally sleep!
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whaaaat they can do that?!
Kitkatattack30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has been happening to me! We've had 2 or 3 calls over the past couple of weeks showing the house number on caller id. Kind of creeps me out.
LuckeyHaskens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fffuuuuckkkk that.
XDerp_ChrisX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me too but I yelled Bo we goin hunting and loaded my shotgun and continued to watch my fishin show
ardeod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you could say the reverse has been happening to me. Not exactly creepy, but people call my cell phone at all hours saying someone from my number called them. Although one time I left my phone in my locker and somehow it called one of my friends. She and I both had the phone logs to prove it. Still have no idea what happened.
lightCycleRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got a call once. The called ID said it was my Uncle. With the hairs on my neck raised, I pick it up, but the line immediately disconnects. My had died of a stroke a few months earlier.
jadefirefly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A few weeks ago, my TV (which has the caller ID for the land line phone we don't use) informed me that my boyfriend was calling, from a number that doesn't belong to my boyfriend. None of us even know our land line number.
I was a little weirded out by this.
millbrook09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the really scary thing is that telemarketers can do that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Id cry too if I thought a family member was a telemarketer
TheSlopingCompanion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I almost started crying when you said you still had a home phone...
who the fuck still has a home phone!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me once. A salesman who I had sold me some stuff in the past called me on my cell phone while I was working in my garage, the stuff I received wasn't what I had ordered (different, cheaper brand but still an alright deal), I told him I wasn't interested and hung up. About 30 seconds later I get a call from my home phone, it's some dude yelling at me about being rude. The term pissed off doesn't come close to what I was feeling at the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for telling me this! Last week i was home alone and got a call from my house. So, like the guy you yell at in a horror movie, i decided to go upstairs to see the other phone. Nothing suspicious at all. I've been preparing to die for a week until now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a phone app where you can spoof numbers. On a random joke my friend put my wife's cell number in and called me, we were on our way home about 2 minutes from the house and I get a call. I tell my wife "you're butt dialing me" and she says "I left my phone at home, that's weird?"
Reluctantly I pick up the phone and this app it turns out also changes voices. I pick up to a creepy ass voice saying "Hello Brian, I've been watching you, and you've been baaaaaaaaaaaaad". At this point I'm turning into my street with my stomache in my throat and tell my wife to stay outside and call the cops if she heard me yell.
I open the door and my dog greets me and I search the house for any broken windows etc. after I'm sure the house is clear I tell her to come in. For two days I was freaking the fuck out and my buddy calls me and says "anyone play a good trick on you lately?!" I literally cursed him out for about twenty minutes. He thought I was overreacting but I was seriously fucking pissed.
SonicWage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, that explains why someone with the name "bad axe" was calling us!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The real spooky thing here is that there is still a person out there somewhere with not only one, but two landlines.
addedpulp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad did that to us right after we watched The Ring as a family. We had a line for 56k.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who still has one landline, let alone two? I call b.s. on this.
Coffeezilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can actually use this to spy on people. Call your mobile phone with a number spoofed to look like your number and some automated voicemail systems will pick it up thinking you're trying to check your own voicemail.
UltimaGabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago, my wife got a phone call, from my phone. Except I was holding my phone in my hand. We were both sitting right there, confused and/or terrified, and let it ring until it went to voicemail.
Whoever it was left a voicemail. It said something along the lines of, "Hey [wife's name], I'm going to be late coming home tonight. I love youuuuuuuuu~" The voice sounded unnaturally deep, like someone was using a machine to distort their voice- and (obviously since I was sitting there next to her when the call came) it wasn't me, as every single message I ever leave my wife follows the exact same format, which this call did not. Another weird thing is that a couple days later, my wife got ANOTHER call from my phone, while I was right next to her, but this time they didn't leave a message. The initial call confused/scared us so much that I saved the audio of it on my computer and to this day have not figured out what the heck it was.
I've been told it could have been a prank (there are supposedly websites that let you call places and make it look like you're from a different number) but if you were going to prank someone, why would you make the message something so generic? And, at the time, my wife and I didn't have very many friends- so I don't know who would do it, or why.
The most terrifying question I've asked myself is, "What would have happened if I answered the phone?"
psykiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised. So many providers really really frown upon that. I actually have legitimate reasons for needing to spoof my caller id and I had a hard time just finding a provider that let me.
My friend works for a small sip provider and they take abuse like that very seriously. He loves and hates telemarketing companies for that reason.
v0-z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During the early days of Android there was an app (can't remember the name at all) that allowed you to call someone using whatever phone number you wanted. Well, I used to call friends using like 666-666-6666 and I used to make drone patches on a vst synth that sounded really fucking eerie and just play them, or just record breathing noises and leave the phone on playing them until they hung up. Needless to say a few of my friends literally would shit their pants. I never told them it was me and occasionally they will bring up "and dude this one fucking time, this number 666/666/6666 would call...." and before any of you say it was fucked up, this was among friends who did some dumb shit pranks such as connecting a bunch of straws together and putting one in someones ass and the other in their mouth while passed out drunk. Literally some dave chappelle making fun of white people shit
Betasheets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean when I get a call from 000-000-0000 I shouldn't answer!?
fyreNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm certain that if Dante had lived in the modern times, there would've been an extra circle in hell for telemarketers.
Ubergeeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the UK, caller ID spoofing is illegal.
DerJawsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are upstairs, you are downstairs, either the murderer did not think this out one bit or you didn't realize you have a door.
zjaksn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's websites that you can use to prank call people and you can put in any number you want. There was this guy who started working for my company and he thought it would be funny to use our numbers to call our business and mess with us. Needless to say, this guy didn't make it much longer.
SolidLikeIraq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to know a phone number, I forget it now, but it was a masking number that basically would allow you to call a phone and mask your number as if it was a different one.
I.E. Say i wanted to call my buddy John from my cell phone, but wanted him to think it was from My buddy Eric. I would dial the masking number, type in Eric's number, hit **8 (Or something like that) and then dial John's number. This would lead to John seeing Eric's number on Caller ID.
It was awesome and super creepy. The girl who showed me the number said her father would use it as an officer to mask a phone number when they were surveilling people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the first person to say that. If I had more than $30 right now, I'd give you gold.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents used our own landline number as an example while teaching us how to use the phone. Dialing your own number just gives you a busy signal; the other phone wouldn't ring. Try it.
yopo143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on where you live, but if you try and dial your own phone number it should bring you to your voicemail mailbox, so it would be impossible to call the other phone in your house.
Sinanmaester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god that's so scary, Did he/she use your number by accident or on purpose?
Themiffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that's so scary... you still have phones for your house?
WayneTrain1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:02:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shut, this happened to me last week. I almost told my brother to get out of the house and to book it.
DenSem ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:14:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First world problems...
virnovus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:11:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"And he did a traceroute on the connection... and the TCP/IP address was 192.168.0.45!"
Okay, so it loses a bit of its scariness when translated to technology that isn't based on land lines.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:17:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello? 911? The Scranton Strangler is inside the house. I repeat, inside the house."
quooo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:50:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite version of this is "the streetpass.. is coming from INSIDE the house"
WaGgoggles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSIbI2exztI
relevant
quooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
everybody in that company seem to have childlike minds, it's pretty entertaining
doglover2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link? Or summery plz
Patzfatz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go, tvtropes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck, that picture is spooky.
rtnal90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in a 200 sq foot apartment. I wouldn't even get mad, just amazed.
justasmalltowngirl89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been visiting my parents recently and the first time I stayed there alone (new house in the middle of nowhere, naturally) the phone rang and showed its own name and number. When I answered, there was just silence. No one seemed to believe me and it really freaked me out. It happened once more since with other people home to verify but it was one of those scam credit card things. It still freaks me out though.
nraw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh... no... wait... I followed the wrong end of the line, my bad, carry on.."
snumfalzumpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I've done this prank to my friend before with the iSpoof app the you used to be able to put on your iPhone. You can make it look like your calling from any number, including 911.
edit: still can do it. it's now called the spoof card app. costs a little bit of money to make the phone calls, but it's well worth it if you need it in a jam, or if you're just looking to have some fun pranking your friends.
TheWriter28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is that from?
ChanceWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When a Stranger Calls
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080130/ 1979
Great suspense film, the best part of the movie is the first 30ish minutes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455857/ 2006
A good update to the previous film, focusing on what the first movie did best, which was suspenseful opening 30ish minutes.
seven_seven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are they calling on the dedicated internet phone line or something?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, This is Dog.
redmercuryvendor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or at least, from the same cell. Could be just outside the house, the signal strength location data isn't that accurate.
wreckingcru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I live in an apartment.
Chaseism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is by far my favorite urban legend. Too bad they made it into a shitty movie...
neutralchaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With my dog the poor bastard would never make it inside. I hate cleaning up the mess...
xternal7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhat relevant XKCD thingy
Seggo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of similar, this is true and not creepy pasta kind of thing. My mother's good friend died last year; she had no other friends or family. My mom has a crappy phone still, one of those flip phones (she hates smartphones). Anyway, every so often my mom will get a text from her number that is a bunch of random letter, followed by a text that is basically a forward of a text she received from this person when she was alive. I don't know much about phones but I presume it is just some weird thing happening because she has a crappy phone, but no one at Verizon can seem to figure it out. She just got use to getting these texts but she still gets sad sometimes when they come.
PM_ME_LADY_BOOBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But who was phone?
sephrinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
then who was phone?
Kricketier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But who was phone?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to a con last year and got some lipstick from Portland Black Lipstick company, except I got a pink color. It's called "The Coral is Coming From Inside the House" and I JUST fucking got it like a week ago.
abegosum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doobie doobie do...
http://youtu.be/EVWtq-_VYk8
Telionis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The IMs are coming from your local network!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then get out of the house.
folderol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Surprisingly that dates back to the 60's. I always thought it was the movie Black Christmas (1974) which gave rise to the horror genre.
Olafauer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That shouldn't terrify anyone. First of all, now you know exactly where the evil doer is! He's on your turf and you know your house a whole lot better than he does. Just strap on your Glock and go get his worthless ass. You need to confront evil doers, not run from them. A woman with a gun and one who knows how to use it is more than a match for any evil guy out there.
chocolate_chip_cake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, this is you from the future. Place $10m on USA this football worldcup. You will be set for life" hangup tone
tannerjdheard97 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:36:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rick and Morty?
[deleted] ยท 2620 points ยท Posted at 13:30:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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NotEsther ยท 1880 points ยท Posted at 14:34:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw 'Navajo Cops' the other day and they were trying to arrest this young, gangster type guy on the res, and he was explaining why he had knives: 'YO, SKINWALKERS BE TRYNA COME ALL UP IN HERE AND SHIT.'
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 645 points ยท Posted at 16:59:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Navajo Cops is the only reason I regret canceling my cable. So fucking awesome!
fuckyeahfood ยท 490 points ยท Posted at 19:05:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a TV so this is my first time hearing of Navajo Cops. Hello YouTube, goodbye wednesday!
libbyyyr ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
for the lazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6rRuSrVdQ
Atomheartmother90 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:09:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god for ChromeCast, bye Wednesday
OrShUnderscore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yaaass
bmille40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have to ruin mine too? LOL
Sammikins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had never heard of this either. There goes my Wednesday as well lol
Deesing82 ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's on Netflix!!!
IvanIsSleeping ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:06:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean is it a real thing because I have no idea to believe this or not and if it is true when you respond I'll find it on Netflix.
CueballBeauty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's on there, 6 episodes.
IvanIsSleeping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well thank you kind sir my interest in this is now peaked I'ma watch it on Netflix now.
BeginnerDevelop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6rRuSrVdQ
hyperblaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Navajo Cops on Netflix
PulseAmplification ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In what region? I'm in the USA and couldn't find it when I did a search.
JourneymanHunt ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:23:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL "Navajo Cops" exists. My life is better for it.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:33:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Campus PD is another excellent variation on Cops.
"Been drinking tonight, son?"
"Yussir..."
"How old are you?"
"Eightee-PUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEE"
roodypoo926 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What channel??
Jb0804 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of this show, what channel is it on?
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't remember, discovery or the history channel or maybe trutv. I'm not very helpful, sorry
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, I have cable and I've never heard of this - what station is it- you know what? NO TIME! I'm going to google it and watch it as fast as i can!
[deleted] ยท -27 points ยท Posted at 19:44:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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zedoktar ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:05:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or you know, people are interested in a peek in a part of society they might know little about and rarely get to see.
Tigrael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, the wikipedia article says its in the tone of other Nat Geo programs such as Alaska State Troopers and Wild Justice, two of my favorite shows. They aren't like "Cops" at all, which I find exploitative and can't stand watching.
patsnsox ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:43:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reservations are scary places, not because of skinwalkers, because of depression and rampant drug use, namely huffing, which causes hallucinations.
Coffeypot0904 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My roommate works on that show. This is the first time I've ever heard anyone mention it.
FoodBeerBikesMusic ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:13:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gangsta Navajo.....trying to get my head around that one....
450k_crackparty ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:32:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very common where I live. Lot of younger natives adopt the 'thug' style.
Marleyyy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come to Winnipeg, Canada. You'll see some shit.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:37:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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jandc86 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:54:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guess they would have a legit reason to have face paint on.
alexmikli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to say that clowns are a big thing in Navajo culture.
FoodBeerBikesMusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...opening act was the Amish Gangstas?
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:19:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"White man,he come, great bear spirit tell me he be a cold ass honky"
Joseph_says ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you see the one with the mysterious howling, and the creepy eyes in the cave, fuck skinwalkers man! After accidentally watching that episode high I am now afraid of the dark, and I am a grown man damnit!
NotEsther ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, I watched it high too, I had to turn it off half way through.
middrink ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:09:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this is what you were referring to.
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/videos/scared-of-skinwalkers/
NorthBlizzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:40 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe a link that works next time.
SpaceTravlr2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:04:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would a skinwalker want to shit on the res?
jandc86 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If they shit on door steps it's a good way to spread hate.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Increase hate by putting in bag and lighting on fire.
MyLittleBaloney ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
r/firstworldskinwalkers
AnneFranc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This show sounds wildly entertaining.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:01:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL young Native Americans talk like ghetto thugs.
xnzs ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:44:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
anyone can talk like a "ghetto thug." white people, black people, brown people, yellow people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Canada, this doesn't seem to be a thing on reservations here (I've been to plenty) is all I mean. It's strange to me that Native Americans would copy another groups enunciation.
amaxen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:11:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, one of my favorite albums: Gangstabilly by Drive by Truckers.
gorillamunchies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a show??? What TV Station is it on?
NotEsther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it on Netflix.
gorillamunchies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mhhhmmm....I will add this to my watch list... thank you
adetude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Navajo cops. Somehow, i'm not even surprised.
AnalogPen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did not know that show was still on. Still on Nat Geo?
NotEsther ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it on Netflix dude.
AnalogPen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet. Thanks.
Grandizer1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right p
NotEsther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Grandizer1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't explain... I'll see myself out.
mellowmonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the "religious freedom" defense.
Evil_Iowan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was a joke. Googled it. There is actually a show called Navajo Cops. I am amazed, but feel like I shouldn't be by now.
goemon45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:54 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What episode?
delsolomon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason, I never figured any reservation has law enforcements. My buddy is gonna take me to his family's res for a couple months. Its gonna be cool. I hope.
Offtopic_bear ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:33:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which res? Also, probably not.
delsolomon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pine Ridge. My neighborhood is pretty fucked anyway. I see it as a couple months away from my parents. I probably should've explained though, we will be in a more secluded area. Just us and his direct family. No wild boys or whatever.
airhornsman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pine Ridge Reservation is one of the poorest areas in the country and has an extremely high rate of alcoholism. I doubt it's going to be cool, more like heart breaking.
delsolomon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Naw naw. It'll be cool. We'll only be exposed to that for a week or so, and plus I've seen some pretty messed up alcoholics, and every once in a while I drive through LA to see the crazies. Its kinda heartless, but it keeps me from getting into trouble.
Offtopic_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was just messing with ya anyways. I've been on a few and even the worst ones aren't that bad as long as you take in the history. I spent a few months in Browning, MT on the Blackfeet res, that was an experience.
Lachryma_ud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are (in many ways, but not entirely) sovereign nations. Depending on their treaties or lack thereof, they could issue their own passports or currency, or require a visa for people to enter. Those are all pretty extreme, but a lot of tribes do have their own police force and jails, though they tend to leave more serious crimes like murder to the FBI.
iIsLegend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:45:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I though Amish Mafia was obscure and unrealistic.
[deleted] ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 17:06:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers and wendigos are just pure horror. Native American myths are no fucking joke.
I_Buck_Fuffaloes ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:17:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Native American myths are my absolute favourites. Their "ghost" stories are absolute fucking nightmares.
Marlito10 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:55:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Almost as scary as The Lone Ranger remake
Ba dum tiss
d00fus666 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:19:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0129332/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_36 great often overlooked movie about them.
RaisedByACupOfCoffee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:48:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Din din din din din din din din
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
stopXstoreytime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A former teacher recommended this movie to me years ago and I haven't watched it yet. I think I will tonight. Thanks!
RaisedByACupOfCoffee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is a very interesting movie. Weird pace and structure. I liked it a lot. The following will make sense after you've seen the movie.
Din din din din din din din din
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
warhugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saved for later fandom highfive.
kakzzz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:43:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same goes for Hawaiian ghost stories/myths. I think basically any culture that has a strong respect for a higher power/universe has the creepiest myths for some reason! I was scared shitless of everything growing up...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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marioho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:55 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any interesting reddit post about them?
I subscribe the /r/skinwalkers and would happily do the same to the Hawaiian counterparts!
Vahnati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And that's what makes them terrifying.
MCPE_Master_Builder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wendigos?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um the earth origin stories definitely are.
Amorine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wendigos scare the dren out of me. And that was way before "Hannibal".
ChrisCDR ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 13:43:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta admit though, the nights are beautiful in the reservation. Just clear skies and all the stars. But other than that, it was scary as shit walking at night.
obscurenaledge ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all mothafuckas gonna make me scared to walk on my rez
refinedvalleydude ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:28:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The time I spent on a res was wonderful. Peaceful, serene. Like a different piece of time.
ChrisCDR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I want to go again but can't.
kathartik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:41:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do yourself a favour and never visit a Canadian reservation, at least not the ones in Southern Ontario. there's one that's a former army base and they ran it into the ground. dilapidated buildings, burned out cars and old large appliances strewn about all visible from the highway. it's depressing.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:47:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Canadian reservations are no different from American reservations. I would know because you are talking about my reservation. I always anticipate these discussions (sarcasm) because I know my fellow Canadians will always appear like clockwork to voice their contempt for us Natives. It's strange, it's a uniquely Canadian, Australian, and New Zealand pass time our supposed backward neighbours to the south don't partake in.
EleanorofAquitaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:44 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I would think it was the opposite. You don't even really hear racist white people get down on the Native Americans, and I love in deep East Texas. I've kinda noticed that about Australians and NZers, but didn't know that about Canadians.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:00 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the 90's there was a few standoffs between certain reservations, and the authorities. The media portrayed it as "those pesky Indians are at it again." And people ate the shit up, as per the usual. One of the standoffs was because the town had approved the construction of a golf course over a burial ground that the Mohawk have been trying to get back for a century prior. (This land was promised to them when the church claimed it, of course we all know how that turned out.) another was due to the Ojibwe people trying to have land returned to them that was appropriated by the military during WWII. The land was supposed to be returned after the war ended. It boggles my mind how people can all universally agree that governed can pull some real bullshit. But when someone actually stands up to it, all the media has to do is paint it as 'us vs them'.
Sorry, I ranted a bit:$
youremyspiritanimal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on where you are in America, in part. Far more complaining in Milwaukee than Minneapolis, for example.
But I don't know if anyone aside from fucked up individuals can compare to the widely-pervasive Australian attitudes- my friend was studying abroad there and Skyped me freaked out one day, as her friend legitimately told her to hit an aboriginal guy with her car and then laughed about it. Totally normal, liberal guy, but he hated Aboriginals. Apparently everyone in Australia did, she said. All the other Aussies in the car agreed with the guy then started ranting about how stupid and useless the Aboriginals all were.
So fucked.
kathartik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:16:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well for one, most of the Ontario tribes seem to run their reservations in the ground, so either the americans either don't notice how those tribes are destroying the land they're living on (and then insist the government bail them out due to mismanagement) or they really aren't the same, and secondly, I haven't heard of any american tribes making outright insane land claims like all the land along Lake Huron (a very long stretch of water) to 500m inland.
so no, saying they're no different is just wrong. the culture is different and the politics are different.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saying there's destruction of land going on because you don't like the way it looks is quite the logical bound. I can tell you as someone who knows first hand: the reserve you're referring to (Stony Point) is quite a nice place when you're on the inside, especially the beaches. Just like the reserves to the south. I like to keep up on my reserves's politics so forgive me for asking but I don't recall Stony and Kettle Point requesting any bail outs. I know it has happened to some reserves, but then again, it's happened to the city of Detroit and other various other municipalities that have undergone financial crisis, hasn't it? As for your quarrel with the land claims, I don't fully understand your problem here. You don't live within the claimed area so why does it affect you? The Navajo Nation has a reserve that sits on three different states. Forgive me when I don't take your word on it when you say the culture is different, because it sounds like you've driven passed a single reserve a few times. I've lived on one, and visited many, both north, and south of the border. I know the politics are certainly different. This is evident by the fact that they haven't had to have an Oka or Ipperwash crisis in recent years.
suomihobit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:32:17 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am an American that lives next to a res in a town/county named after the native tribe. Yes, they are exactly that way. And typically full of casinos, but none of that money ever seems to see the light of day to build up the community or repair the dilapidated homes.
Edit: And yes, they always ask for government money.
ColonelRuffhouse ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:48:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
B..but... the residential schools!
jshepardo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:09:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chiindis
claytheguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Setting DVR now
punkrockchick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so do they exist?
xj13361987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I drive through several rezs quite a bit. I am never driving through one at night.
mynoduesp ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 15:46:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you mean, I nearly tripped, but I finally caught him. Good thing he ignored his dogs warnings and followed his 'mothers' voice out into the night.
nanie1017 ยท 1089 points ยท Posted at 14:38:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I was looking for skinwalkers before posting!
Creepy story: A few weeks back I was reading the stories that some redditors had told about experiences with skinwalkers. The one that bothered me the most was about how a boy was riding in a truck with his uncle and he suddenly heard a knock on the window. His uncle told him not to look out the window. So the kid just kept staring at his uncle and then at the floor.
Later that night I was visiting with a friend and we started exchanging ghost stories. I remembered the creepy truck tale and read it and several others from the thread to her. After finishing my stories, around 2 in the morning I went home. She was a little freaked out from all the stories, so she decided to sleep in the living room instead of her bedroom (she was alone for the night because her boyfriend works a night shift now and then.) Thirty minutes later, she was nodding off on the couch when a knock at the window startled her. She crept up to their door and looked out the peephole and there was a strange man standing out there. She saw him try to peer in the window and then knock at the door softly. Then he tried the doorknob. My friend called her boyfriend and he called their roommate, who was visiting their neighbor next door to run over to the house immediately. By the time the roommate got there the guy was gone. My friend said the stories may have saved her from something bad, as she wouldn't have been able to hear him messing with the window and door from back in their bedroom.
Edit: Fixed some terrible grammar, missing commas, and clarity. Also changed grandfather to uncle, as I was incorrect about the original Reddit post.
[deleted] ยท 1212 points ยท Posted at 16:38:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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tmarie32 ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 18:09:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, if you look around through OP's post history, there is a follow up or something where he asked his uncle what he saw and his uncle told him. I can't remember what it was now, but I'll dig around and find it.
EDIT: He posted it in /r/nosleep
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/zlg5i/evil_behind_the_window/
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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ponikweGCC ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:45:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that and stopped breathing. Holy Jeebus, that last sentence is terrifying.
Sammikins ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:13:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't handle all these goosebumps goddamnit. I know I'm going to go to bed thinking about this shit tonight @_@
blazingtits ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:27:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm gonna be all paranoid if I'm ever looking out a car window at night. O_O
The_Sign_Painter ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:27:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't drive through indian reservations.
psinguine ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:05:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where I'm from that's good advice any way.
bustymcbust ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:49:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm...going to go close all my blinds now.
marinersalbatross ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:46:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never understood how people can have their blinds open at night. I mean anyone could be watching from the shadows.
LunarTinkerer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in an 8th floor, the other buildings in the neighborhood are smaller. That said, I too closed the blinds. Just in case.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I calmly covered the windows and eased myself from in front of my bedroom window. I need a bedroom with no fucking windows.
gbacardi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course now the fact that all of our first floor windows are blind-less becomes apparent to me.
marinersalbatross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can you live like that?!
Kmc2958 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:18:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't nosleep fake stories?
wemblinger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:50:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most are fiction, but as it was a default sub a lot of folks post up their own odd occurrences.
ThisAintAUsername ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:14:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But /r/shittynosleep has %100$ troo stories
Vark675 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:02:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and when you read them
a skeleton will jump out
and say
BOO
Return- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, pretty much. If you have a real story, there are other subs out there.
swafnir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
please deliver
Return- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:34 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was one like nosleep but it's relegated to things that (you believe) actually happened only, not fiction that people take seriously. I never got into it because people took it too seriously. Can't remember the name, shouldn't be too hard to find though, it wasn't a small sub.
Also /r/creepypasta
RealSuperAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:21 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thetruthishere
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They never scare me because of this. IMO the "what's the creepiest thing..." askreddit threads are 1000x spookier because you don't automatically assume they're fake. Yeah, they're probably just normal happenings that people misremember, but what if they aren't.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for posting this; seems like he deleted the follow up comments in the /r/askreddit thread. I remembered this story, but couldn't remember what his uncle said when he asked him about it. Soo creepy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I shouldn't have read that. That ending makes it even more scary :(
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome!! Thanks for posting it!
Belgemine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That last line....ohhhh man.
RaisedByACupOfCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
edit, replied to wrong person :(
Return- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh. It's from that sub.
WadeK ยท 606 points ยท Posted at 18:11:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's my least favourite (and oddly, most favourite) phrase in the world. "So the evil will forget our faces." Beautifully poetic, but terrifying as shit.
doktorcrash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm currently posted in an ambulance in a pitch black park next to a river and that line scared the shit out of me. I'm waiting for something to come out of the water and tap on my window.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:57:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the phrase 'I have forgotten the face of my father' in the gunslinger novels.
Solenstaarop ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:57:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friends in Greenland experienced something very similary when he was younger, but with a Qivittoq or Fjeldgรฆnger that ran besiddes their dog sled.
Danthezooman ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't find anything on Qivittoqs or the other thing. What are they?
Solenstaarop ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:40:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In greenland some people decide to leave their villages and wander the ice. Often because they have sufferede some kind of social injustice or embarresment. By chosing to wander the ice these people commit social suicide and they are called Qivittoqs and the normal greenlanders believe them to gain different kinds of supernatural or rather primal powers. Like being able to run down elks and dog sleds. Some Qivittoqs are seen as good and benevolent, but many turn crazy either from starvation or with rage and anger against humanity.
It is importent to tell that the qivittoqs are very real and that the greenlandic goverment estimate that there might be as many as 5000 of them in Greenland. While I lived in Greenland there where two qivittoq attacks I heard of. One where two qivittoqs attacked a hunter. The hunter had studied Karate and Taekwondo and he was able to fight them of and escape. At the other attack a qivittoq had snuck into a small fishing village, stolen an axe and killed 3 villagers before he was shot.
big_fish00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So they look like humans?
Solenstaarop ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:40:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, because they are just humans who decide to live on the ice and away from everybody else.
Fermonx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:11:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Copy-paste from wikipedia and translated with google because it was only in norwegian, sorry
http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qivittoq
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:54:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So they're just insane murderous hillbillies? Well I suppose that's pretty scary, but after reading through a thread of haunted dolls and skinwalkers, meh.
Danthezooman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome thanks!
this is what I got when I searched for it link that's where it redirected me
shmixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to hear the full story if it isn't too much bother! The one above is one of the creepiest I've heard. Also, what are those creatures (?) you mentioned? Greenland equivalents of skinwalkers? I googled them briefly but it's either another language or some vague picture of yeti-looking men.
Solenstaarop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First the story as it was told to me by my friend who is called Kunuunnguaq, or just Knud in danish.
Knud was on his first hunting party to hunt elks. It was Knud, his older cousin, uncle and father, but they had an accident and the father and uncle had to fix one of the sleds.
While they where fixing the sled the cousin spotted some elks, so he and Knud took one of the sleds to hunt them. Knud and the cousin was able to kill one of the elks, but during the hunt they had lost sight of the their parrents. That wasn't so unussual and the cousin was an experienced hunter so they started cutting up the animal. When they had finished preparing the animal they start putting it on the sled. Suddenly the cousin stops and tells Knud not to look back, but walk slowly to the sled. As soon as Knud reach the sled his cousin push him on to the sled. He jumps on the sled and get the dogs to run as fast as possible. The cousin yells not to look back, but Knud looks and he sees this small dot that just grows bigger and bigger until he realise it is a qivittoq hunting them. No matter how fast the cousin goes the qivittoq comes closer and closer and the cousin yell to Knud that they need to droop the elk, but Knud is so afraid that he can't move or look away as the qivittoq comes closer and closer.
The qivittoq reach the sled and runs parralel with the sled for half a second. Then he looks Knud into the eyes and smile. And turn away. Half a second latter they hear a gunshot as the father and uncle shots to scare away the qivittoq.
For what a qivittoq is I am just going to qote myself from another post
shmixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa. Thanks so much for explaining, I have chills! Especially since the qivittoq at least as human wanderers are totally confirmed. :0
Solenstaarop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes very much and it is a very strange thing. In the village where I lived a teenager disappeared one night, when people went looking for him they found out that his gun, fishing equipment and the families small boat was missing.
He had just broken up with his girlfriend, so no one really knew what had happened. Had he drowned in an accident? Killed himself? Or had he decided to become a qivittoq? No matter what he was now dead to the family and they held his funeral.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:34:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate all of you. I just heard something over music blasting through sound deadening headphones at 4:34 am.
NakedManRunnin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck dude. It's broad daylight right now and I'm shitting myself.
futureghostman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:46:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder, if the kid was saved by looking at his uncle, and, as stated in the nosleep edition there were more than one, why didn't the skinwalker appear behind the uncle? The kid would have automatically saw one by glimpsing one out the driver's window.
Joevual ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:21:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you have to give it permission by acknowledging it. It can tempt you into acknowledging it, but can not directly appear to you unless you meet it half way. Just a theory though.
futureghostman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All I'm saying is that it seems like if you glimpsed it at all you would have no choice but to acknowledge it's form.
minibabybuu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you know shits hit the fan when hey say "so evil will forget our faces"
ToastieCoastie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:28:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid question, according to lure, why aren't you supposed to look at a skinwalker?
dustySoda ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:26:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mainly because if one is seen, the image of it will be burned into our heads and haunt us. People sometimes go insane and need to be taken to a healer. From my childhood, I've always been told to never look out into the distance at night because one might be staring right back at me.
voodoomoocow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are shapeshifters. They can take your identity. One belief is that they can easily penetrate any group of people for a long time unnoticed. One way in which they do this is to take on the appearance of someone normal, or even one of your friends or family members. I guess they need to see your face to do it, though.
adeodatusIII ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:31:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so evil forget our faces... I will somehow use this on something.
You should all expect a book or movie with these phrase in the future!
RobinYoHood ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:15:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Godamn, I just got chills reading that, holy hell.
andrewkorst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay am I the only one who thinks this is absolutely terrifying?
Mwunsu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was branches hitting the windows, he did it to scare the child.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Mwunsu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't sleep at night
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Mwunsu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bloody good time to be alive.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:39:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're real fun at parties.
Mwunsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hur hur
Shumbah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
About two years ago, so around the age of 18. I was walking home from my girlfriend's house at around 2:00 AM. I live down the main street of the town I live in so it's a straight walk from her house. About 3/4 the way there I came across the local high school, and there was a figure standing outside one of the portables. As I walked by he started walking towards the sidewalk and then I could hear him about 50 feet behind me, walking my way. I sped up a little bit and go to my house, I heard his footsteps the entire way. When I got to my lawn, I made a small sprint for the door as I passed a tree. I got inside and was locking the door when the dark figure had followed me all the way home. I was nearly petrified in fear, I thought this is where my life becomes a horror movie. I ducked under the window and turned the lock, sitting against the door breathing heavily. Then I heard a tap on the window. The figure's shadow was coming in through the window over me, I slowly looked up through the glass to see the figure's big red eyes looking down on me, staring in a trans directly into them. And I yelled "What do you want from me?!" through the door the figure said. "I need about treefiddy." Low and behold it is the god damn Lochness monster at my door asking for three dollars and fifty cents!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
so why can't you look at what's outside the window?
edit: a word
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yep :P why can't you look at it?
SwayingRhythm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
pineapplebattle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't you look at them?? Also, super fucking creeptastic.
Gingivitiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went on my balcony and closed the door after reading this. Now... I don't wanna go back in.
I never heard these stories about the shape-shifters before but it seems like after you're aware of them, you're scared they suddenly become aware of you too..
patsnsox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a well known skinwalker story, someone told me that back in the mid 90s when I moved to NM. About a truck driving and the thing running next to it much faster than a human could run.
kobocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That gave me legit chills and I read alot of creepypasta, odd phenomena, horror stories etc. Sounds so real and terrifying. Hopefully (really fucking hopefully) it was your uncle trying to give you a real scare.
Peace be with you and may the evil forever forget our faces.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you kill a skinwalker?
voodoomoocow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One way to kill them is to find out their name and repeat it to them. Humanity is supposed to flow through their veins afterwards and destroys the evil clutching at their soul.
Dolphlungegrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still get chills from that story
Mr_Cumbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you remember your username?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, reading your Uncles response was even worse O.o
"It wasn't alone" actually gave me goosebumps...
Detshanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This story gives me bloody anxiety attacks. It's the only thing that does.
captainsasss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So like why couldn't he turn around and see the thing
hisroyalnastiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm thinking the adults in these stories just trolled you gullible kids really, really hard
Sammikins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this gave me the goosebumps. @_@
DunDerD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf, I upvoted this from 665 to 666.
DunDerD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't the spirit just look through the windshield so you couldnt look away without crashing?
VAnon1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy... crap...
ThatdudeAPEX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's worse is the thread Is 666 days old!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ThatdudeAPEX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It told me
wet-paint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does it mean to dip from the bed?
qwertyydamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for posting the story. Did this actually happen to you or is it someone elses story? Thanks!
SgtStubby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The moths bumping noisily into my window as I read this at 1:40am don't help.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SgtStubby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I looked as I typed it. Was just stupid moths. No silly skinwalker gonna get me toni
ass_pineapples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So quick question, what happens if you make eye contact with a skin walker? Does it just follow you around for forever or something? Do you instantly become a skinwalker? Sorry just so many questions haha.
0dyssia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So the most they can do is just knock/tap on outside of something until someone allows them to come in by opening a door/window or something? All the stories I've read about Skinwalkers is that they just knock on doors for a bit and give up.
1345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I love this creepy shit!
paremiamoutza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can somebody explain to a non-english speaker what 'dipped from the bed' means?
CheapShotKO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the sissy version; I like the Alsean myth of Asin.
"A monster girl who carries off children. Her laughter is an omen of imminent death."
mebeblb4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, serious question, you can't really believe in these things right? There was something so unmentionable outside of the window that no one could look at it?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha holy shit that was posted 666 days ago. Freaky as shit. Does anyone know why they shouldn't look at the skinwalker?
FishBonePendant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The just didn't want the kid seeing the damn thing. I've heard a lot of descriptions of how skinwalkers look and can guarantee kids don't wanna see that. I the same thread that story was posted there were a good 20 other skinwalker stories that have described them looking like dogmen or elk turned inside out example.
just scary shit man
matsis01 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:31:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would an uncle scare their nephew like that? With all the prayers and shit the kid will think it's real.
PacManDreaming ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 19:50:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I posted this upthread, but I'm repeating for you.
I tell this story every time skinwalkers come up. This happened to my stepdad's friend, back in the early '70s. His friend came over, one day they were off work, and they sat around chugging beer and watching TV and stuff. A little later, his friend popped some pills he had scored(don't know what they were, I was just told "pills" when this story was told to me, most likely Quaaludes, though). Anyway, his friend decides he better get home before the pills kick in. My stepdad tried to get him to stay, but his friend said he'd be OK, he only lived a couple of miles away.
He hopped in his car and started racing home. He was flying down the road, when he heard a knocking on his back windows. The knocking started coming up towards the front of the car and it was getting louder and more insistent. He knew no one could be out there because of how fast he was going. Finally, the knocking was RIGHT ON HIS DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW!
He glanced over and that's when he saw him....
It was a cop. He was jogging along beside the car, banging on the window trying to get him to pull over. Apparently, the pills kicked in before he got in the car. He wasn't flying down the road like he thought, he was just barely creeping along. Anyways, he got to spend a couple of nights in jail.
spaceraver ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:44:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the Wolf of Wall Street when he's driving back in his Lamborghini
PacManDreaming ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:45:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never saw it.
warhugger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:34:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He takes a bunch of pills, gets uber fucked by them, as they were a big bunch and had a delayed affect. Says he got into his lambo with challenge drove slowly home and left it spotless. In reality he was balls to the wall fucked up driving the lambo really fast hitting almost anything on the road. Awesome movie, should watch it.
PacManDreaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh...sounds pretty good. Thanks.
MCPE_Master_Builder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:33:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh...
(._. )
motdidr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why wouldn't the cop say anything?
PacManDreaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure he did say something, but I don't remember if my stepdad said anything about it.
folderol ยท 507 points ยท Posted at 16:48:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking after my siblings one day when there was a knock at the door. We had a window next to the door but it was textured in such a way that you couldn't see through it clearly. But I knew what was standing there. It was a large man with a chainsaw in his hand. I don't know what made me open the door (I was scared as fuck) but I did and was ready to jam it with my foot so he couldn't get in. Turns out the blind guy across the street had borrowed my dad's chainsaw (which is baffling in itself).
AFCompEngr ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Homer finally returned Flanders' chainsaw?
iLama ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:13:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not unless Homer's gone blind...though the way he carries on it wouldn't be that shocking.
warhugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Moonshine episode.
h0och ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:40:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Blind man: Here I brought back the blindman's stick your father lent me. God that thing is loud and heavy but I hardly bumped into anyone today...
And fuck the weather forecast... they said it wouldn't rain today.
nanie1017 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:13:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha you're braver than me.
d-bag-central ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf is a blind guy doing with a chainsaw?
folderol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:05:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well he wasn't carving lawn ornaments as far as I can tell. I think he put his wife to work with it.
theonlyzach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the kind of person that would die very very early in a movie...
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess he should avoid going to movies.
CoonSquatch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was on the verge of thinking that he came over to ask for a loan of about three fiddy
tinglingtoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus. I would have noped out and probably gotten in trouble for it later by my dad.
whatsername25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure he would've used the chainsaw to force his way in, thus defeating the old 'jam the door with my foot' trick.
GullibleMuffin ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would open the door and shoot him, which is why I'm glad no one borrows my tools of murder
Zeromone ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:43:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
....what... who? Either my mind's finally gone or you missed out some crucial details there buddy.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I have no idea who "she" is either. Seems like op just slammed some odds and ends on sentences together but it still kinda makes sense. Also I understand because scary.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:46:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I didn't get that either. I have no idea what the relation was between the first and second half of that story.
nanie1017 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are you confused about bud
Zeromone ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:54:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay you start off talking about the creepy story you were reading.. then out of the blue:
Wat.. who's "her", and why didn't you think it was in any way necessary to introduce her, the setting or at least provide some kind of segue? :P
nanie1017 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:02:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oops. Okay "her" is a good friend i was hanging out with, telling spooky stories (like the one i read on Reddit about skinwalkers) to.
My bad. Hope that clears it up.
Zeromone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There we go, thanks :p
fauxname ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:49:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did the stories save her? She would've let the guy in otherwise?
nanie1017 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She probably wouldn't have heard him fucking with the door otherwise.
fauxname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But he left after fixing with the door.
Edit: fucking.
ayedfy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, the doorknob on that house is coming unscrewed. Is anyone home? Hmm, can't see anyone. No matter, I'll just fix it quickly and be on my way. It feels good to know how thankful they'll be later."
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think he heard her inside and it scared him away. That or the roommate heading over. Not sure.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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bassinine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you wouldn't have.
of some English bro.
Investisseur ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
at work. tearing up.
boombotser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was playing video games in my living room and my friend was supposed to come over and it was like 10 at night. So as I'm playing I hear like 3-5 knocks on the window by me and I freak the fuck out. Then I think it's just my friend playing tricks on me because I had just gotten off the phone with him so I thought he was here. So I start laughing, text him "good one" and go out to look for him. Friend texts me back saying "what?" and I just look around outside and see no one. My friend shows up a half hour later.
dhoomz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:51:36 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats scary as shit
boombotser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:48 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was so confused dude lmao
dhoomz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:33:31 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can understand that confusion can rise. It gets you offguard.
lusolima ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:41:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's my favorite skin walker story so far. I saved it on my phone to read to my friends whenever we go camping. It still spooks me so I only read it when I'm feeling especially brave.
AAA1374 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:36:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was his uncle, not his grandfather, but that story was really interesting. And kudos on saving lives through fear!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Use more commas!
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry! I'm on my phone and also lazy.
mudcrabwrestler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
her... she? Who is she? You started with you reading a story about a boy and then you talk about 'her'?
nanie1017 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I edited the story. Sorry about that.
mudcrabwrestler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now i understand ;) Thanks
sandsharkattack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you happen to have the link to the thread with all the skinchanger stories?
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zbw2n/what_is_the_scariest_thing_that_has_ever_happened/c638h83
And i think there's a subreddit with a few too. /r/skinwalkers
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saved her from some aggressive Mormons maybe, people with ill intent tend not to knock
motion_lotion ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:14:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Robbers often knock first to see if someone is home -- they'll just pretend it was the wrong house if someone answers.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:26:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes some sense but I've never heard of it
motion_lotion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've worked in some pretty scummy circles -- old construction crew had a bunch of ex-felon junkies -- I can verify first hand it's true. They usually just want a bunch of stuff they can pawn for a quickfix, not a potentially lethal confrontation.
nanie1017 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At 2 a.m.? That's serious dedication.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never underestimate Mormon determination
Hell, there was that picture of them helping a lady in her garden trying to talk to her about TCLDS
nanie1017 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:35:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I won't hate on them, they are very nice people and really just trying to spread their faith. They're doing more than I've done for my beliefs in years lol.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, I often have debates with myself in whether its worth it to get up and go to the bathroom
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do that after reading all the damn stories in these threads.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do it out of laziness
me0w4m3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every. Single. Night. 'Do I really have to go though? Can I hold it til morning? It's not good to hold it.. I'll just be thinking about it til I do it so might as well just get up...: Ugh
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quite often i just piss in an empty bottle near me
me0w4m3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well unfortunately I'm incapable of that. :/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's not true, its just a lot harder
kdia2055 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They do that. Whenever you see them out and about and you need help with something and ask them they'll actually help with whatever it is you need. I actually think it's really nice.
dwelmnar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up in NA I've met like 20 people who all tell a version of this story. Normally they include the part about seeing it and being paralyzed and it causing car crashes. I guess this is one try at an explanation for why Hwy 89 had so many fatal crashes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They don't have guns on the Res? And BTW the phrase is "All of a sudden".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin-walker
Aphrodituss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is a skinwalker?
nanie1017 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin-walker
Aphrodituss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks but what does it have to do with the car story?
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zbw2n/what_is_the_scariest_thing_that_has_ever_happened/c638h83
Aphrodituss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's an awesome ending to that story, it could have been really bad. You should scare the shit out of people more often!
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! When she told me what happened later I felt really sick. I hate to think what could have gone down instead.
Andthentherewasbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle grandpa?
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I corrected my original post bc I first said the truck story was about a boy riding with his grandfather, but someone posted the original story and it was the boy's uncle, not his grandfather.
Andthentherewasbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Grandpa! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Grandpa
thebeastbiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was so sure this was going to be a twilight joke, and then I kept reading.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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nanie1017 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:43:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woman sleeping in chair beside door, vodka keeping her warm. Knocking on window wakes woman and she dials up husband at work to protect her. Knocking happens twice more, then door is opened and woman is shot for being insubordinate capitalist pig. The KGB will wait for no one. Such is life in Moscow.
SilverAg11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the good ol' sacrifice the neighbor plan
Zwar117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you find these posts? I wanna read them, I miss hearing stories from home :)
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zbw2n/what_is_the_scariest_thing_that_has_ever_happened/c638h83
whatsername25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link to truck story?
nanie1017 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zbw2n/what_is_the_scariest_thing_that_has_ever_happened/c638h83
Melted_Welly_Face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the story you were talking about posted by /u/Navajo_Joe : I was a kid when this happened... My uncle and I were finishing up chopping/gathering firewood for my grandmother because it was getting dark. Driving back on a dirt road at about 30mph (give or take 5mph) I had this awful sense of being watched. Before I could turn to look out my window (passenger side) my uncle quickly shouted, "Don't!" I completely froze. My heart felt like it was beating out of my chest then completely stopped when I heard a tap tap on my window. My uncle sped up and was loudly praying in my native language. I didn't know what was going on and thought it was over till our truck suddenly dipped from the bed. My uncle then started saying, "Look at me" and "Don't turn away" over and over. Then I heard it again, tap tap but from the window behind me. It was getting harder for me to breathe and I wanted to cry. A minute or two passed and the truck dipped again. My uncle looked around and sighed. It was quiet besides the truck and the road. He looked at me and said, "We will ask your father to do a prayer in the morning. So the evil will forget our faces." (Navajo to English equivalent). I remember curling up on the seat and just staring at the radio watching the time. Listening to my uncle sing an old prayer till we got to my grandmother's house. To this day my uncle has never talked about it.
I Read this story over a year ago and it still gives me chills when I think about it.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A strange man is trying to break in and instead of calling the police she calls her boyfriend? In evolution we call that the weak link, and the man at the door would have been doing us a service.
nanie1017 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:03:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The guy next door was their roommate and got to the house really fast. I'm guessing she was panicking. It's a bit shitty to say something terrible should have happened to her.
StabbyDMcStabberson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She probably figured the boyfriend would get to her faster.
hicsuntdracones- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:51:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How could the scary stories have saved her if the guy went away on his own? It doesn't seem like where she slept would have mattered at all.
CAKE_OR_DEATH_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im so glad she called her bf instead of the cops
redheadedalex ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Talking about skinwalkers actually attracts them in Navajo belief. I've had several friends have experiences the same day we discussed them. If you buy the tradition, your story more likely CAUSED a presence to appear.
nanie1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe in them. That doesn't mean my imagination doesn't run away written me when I'm alone and afraid.
lolturtle ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:10:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just moved away from skin walker country. That is one urban legend I'm glad to have left behind. I know it isn't contained to one area, but being surrounded by mesas and desert out in the middle of nowhere sure adds to the freaky nature of those stories.
High_Stream ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 15:56:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skin-walkers show up in The Dresden Files, and they're some of the most powerful baddies in that series.
explosive_donut ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:01:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man the shag nasty..... I want to talk about spoilers for skin game but can't ruin it for others!
fernandotakai ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:14:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
same. jesus skin game was a good book.
explosive_donut ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:19:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Potentially my favorite book to date. "But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing, inferno of a wizardly digestive tract."
fernandotakai ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:33:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PARKOUR!
destroyanator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:46:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
even better: PARKOUR, BITCH
thedeadlinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was amazing. its tied with changes as my favorite book
Ghostronic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:56:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hopping on the good book train. Ranks right up with Changes. I haven't gotten to talk about it with anyone!
thedeadlinger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:49:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PARKOUR!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:50:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the naagloshii the one he looked at with his Sight and had nightmares for weeks afterwards? Cause that sounded pretty creepy. (Also why does the book call them naagloshii when the OP, and wikipedia, call them yee naaldlooshii?)
High_Stream ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:05:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a transcription from another language, there's bound to be some variance in spelling. Could be from a different indian dialect as well.
Doomsday_Device ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:18:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Naagloshii sounds cooler than Yee Naaldlooshii. Plus, names are super powerful, so it could be Naagloshii is a bastardization of Yee Naaldlooshii in order to avoid drawing attention from them.
GrammarBeImportant ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:17:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god yes. Suitably freaky and insanely powerful.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:27:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Ghostronic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:52:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you finished Skin Game? My god, good book.
thedeadlinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:59:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just a few chapters left. He really did this book perfectly so far. Cant wait to read the ending
Krynja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever read the Alex Versus series? Similar to Dresden files. Even tips his hat to them sometimes. Like saying he heard there was some guy in Chicago who ran a shop just like him but that's probably an urban legend.
Doomsday_Device ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:15:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
They might be powerful, powerful enough that
But in Cold Days
Kevimaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Minor Turn Coat Spoilers
Doomsday_Device ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit.
You're right.
Kevimaster ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:52:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Cold Days SpoilersMajor Skin Game Spoilers
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:47:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Detective fantasy scifi?
God Damnit. I left the bookstore empty handed not 10 minutes ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're into that genre, look into Simon R green as well.
ethaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They also show up in The Iron Druid Chronicles. Which, since you're obviously a Dresden Files fan, I would highly recommend. It's basically Dresden Files mixed with American Gods.
TheJonesTrain ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:11:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's creepy! Do you live in New Mexico? My friend told me a story about how he helped his friend move some stuff out of an RV (who his friend's dad just killed himself in). He told me there was a house right outside of it and he stayed there for 3 days as well. On the second day, he went outside and looked at the snow only to find what looked like wolf tracks slowly transform into human footprints. Swears on his life it's true. Always kinda spooked me
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:00:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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TheJonesTrain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that's creepy. I hear stories like that all the time from people and I live in New Mexico. A lot of the stories are about the faceless on the reservations. That stuff sure does get in your head when you're over there.
kensomniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't heard about the faceless, what are they?
TheJonesTrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The same friend who saw the prints in the snow told me about this one. He also said these "faceless" lurk on the res at night from a distance. If you happen to look directly at one, they very subtly lurk your dreams and haunt them for months.
JUICEe36 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:40:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me. It was the winter time and there was actually snow on the ground. Woke up my dad and we went and followed the big paw prints. Lead us to an irrigation ditch and it was walking in the ditch. You could see the paw print transform into human feet. With every new step it slightly changed. It was a different experience but as i have always been told yaanii's are not anything to be afraid of. I'm a Navajo for reference.
CarpeAeonem ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:22:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/skinwalkers is awesome for these types of stories.
Odramabama ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:22:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much! My navajo friends always seem reluctant to talk about any of their skinwalker stories.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:18:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that sub. I came here just looking for Skinwalkers.
ziggyllama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:42:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Methinks yee naaldlooshii makes it sound less scary.
Calling it this from now on.
ChawnVeelson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"This is ahhbsolutely fahhscinating"
Ninjedit: Reference
mrshiz16 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:44:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quick someone call Sam and Dean!
MrSnackage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Silver? What was their weakness?
dhoomz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:58:34 on July 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And Castiel
TheReginator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:29:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, this reminded me of an old Askreddit post about scary shit people have seen. This one guy talked about how he saw what appeared to be a coyote walking on its hind legs while he was camping. However, it didn't move kinda awkwardly like you would think a canine on its hind legs would move; it walked like a person. In the comments below it, several people starting freaking out because they had all seen the exact same thing, and someone brought up the legends of the skinwalkers. To this day, that was the spookiest thing I've seen on Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on July 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
screw the camera. two really big guns. take a fucking trophy.
tjreid99 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:54:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is kinda similar to the goatman myth that was posted further up.
BadWolfBella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing scares me as badly as Skin Walkers.
ChiefBromden ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:46:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen that x-files episode.
SilentVelcro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I knew it sounded familiar and immediately thought of X Files.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapes_(The_X-Files)
PacManDreaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite first season episodes.
GraceDoran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:02:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See I didn't hear about this till about a month ago when we spend a night in a mud hut at Monument Valley. Fair to say that nobody went to the outdoor toilet that night.
DayManChampionOfTheS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:33:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a great way to make sure kids behave. "You know what happens to boys who don't eat their vegetables? They get supernatural powers and spend their time terrorising the rest of us"
FlyHy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was this kid at this forestry camp I went to who was a Native American. He saw me brushing my hair outside and he got really serious and told me never to do that because there was a type of people that would take hair that fell, wrap it around a certain stone and spin it until I died. He said how it had happened to a couple of his friends. The scariest stories are the ones people believe in when they're telling you. Do you have any idea about what this kind of thing was? I'd like to read up on it.
Kronos6948 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Texas Skinranger...
Thanks MST3k.
purpleooze ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The word "skinwalker" is fucking terrifying.
Occamstazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I concur.
Vamking12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck
Themiffins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're similar to Goatmen stories. They hang around camp sites and mimic voices they hear to lure people away and try to leave the forests as them.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This still scares the shit out of me. I used to live in Southern Utah. There was a local urban legend about the Native Americans that supposedly lived near a place called Snow Canyon State Park. It was said that they were all skinwalkers and would come out at night. My friends and I would go cave exploring at night. We'd be walking down the desert trails and hear noises in the bushes and then hear coyote calls and it would really freak us out.
One time we saw what looked like a group of three men standing in the distance a ways from us. We stopped and got real close to each other and started walking slowly forward, towards the cave. When we looked back, the 'three men' were gone, nowhere to be seen. About five minutes passed and we heard a coyote call and then three sets of animal eyes appeared on the in front of us. One of the animals called out, a wild screeching noise, and then the three animals ran off.
We got the hell out of there.
joshuarion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Along those lines; my Cherokee grandparents would tell me about the Raven Mocker... I'm not generally afraid of folklore or legends, but a few times I've been out in the middle of nowhere, heard a very loud raven caw, and caught myself jumping.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We just bought a new house out in the country. There are coyotes in the area, so the first night we were there we head they yelping away. The next morning there came a "tap-tap-tap" at the window.
My fiance flipped out, terrified because of these stories. Turns out the window the tapping came from is somewhat mirrored, and there was a small bird trying to fight it's mirror image, but still creepy when it happened.
PacManDreaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tell this story every time skinwalkers come up. This happened to my stepdad's friend, back in the early '70s. His friend came over, one day they were off work, and they sat around chugging beer and watching TV and stuff. A little later, his friend popped some pills he had scored(don't know what they were, I was just told "pills" when this story was told to me, most likely Quaaludes, though). Anyway, his friend decides he better get home before the pills kick in. My stepdad tried to get him to stay, but his friend said he'd be OK, he only lived a couple of miles away.
He hopped in his car and started racing home. He was flying down the road, when he heard a knocking on his back windows. The knocking started coming up towards the front of the car and it was getting louder and more insistent. He knew no one could be out there because of how fast he was going. Finally, the knocking was RIGHT ON HIS DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW!
He glanced over and that's when he saw him....
It was a cop. He was jogging along beside the car, banging on the window trying to get him to pull over. Apparently, the pills kicked in before he got in the car. He wasn't flying down the road like he thought, he was just barely creeping along. Anyways, he got to spend a couple of nights in jail.
vnl728 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to lake tahoe last summer and rented a houseboat for about a week... One of the refueling stations we stopped by we asked one of the guys which is the best place to camp at for the night. Told me couple good places but warned me not to go to sheep creep canyon. Supposedly that canyon was in Navajo territory and skin walkers roam those areas. It sounded adventurous and fun and we thought he was joking anyways so we told him we were going to sheep creep canyon. We ended up not going because of how serious and adamant the guy was, warning us not to go there.
So what do we do?? The next best thing, instead of camping at sheep creep canyon we decide to camp in the canyon right next to it... Later that night, looking towards sheep creep canyon we can see towards the top 2 distinct bonfires.. I don't know what that was all about but it definitely wasn't tourists walking around have a grand time... I figured it was some Navajo people doing some sort of rituals. Lasted through the whole night and still could see smoke from the bonfires during the next day.
I'm still planning to go back and camp at sheep creep canyon...
InsidiousTroll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This probably would get to me more if fucking Twilight hadn't taken the idea and done terrible things to it in a back alleyway.
250lespaul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:03:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My great grandmother was Cherokee and told of a similar story, but she called it the Windego. They gain their power by eating parts of other people. As they gain more and more power, they get corrupted into a beast like man that just craves more human flesh until our goes full super wolf basically.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:26 on July 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
totally different thing. this is a cannibal spirit. skinwalkers are witchs that turn into warped versions of creatures by wearing their pelts.
Laue ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:54:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like we need some Sam & Dean in there.
wildstripe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhhhhh there's a Nosleep podcast story about this and I teared up really badly.
TigerHall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From what I've read, killing a relative is part of the initiation. Some skin-walkers wear the skins of the animal but others do not - how then are they supposed to transform?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you have to fight some of those off in Beyond Two Souls. Pretty good game. The Navajo section was definitely memorable.
Sproutykins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has given me some bad vibes. A few weeks ago I went to my beach for an acid trip and just before it kicked in there was a black shadow just looking out to the sea below. The area used to be an industrial site, too, and the demolished area looks like something out of Fallout. I walked along the beach the whole night unable to put in my earphones out of fear. What the fuck is with those people that trip in woods? That must suck.
Mitz510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/skinwalkers
I just found out about that subreddit 3 days ago and binged read on it. Super creepy encounters that are true (well supposedly).
emlgsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, if all it took was violating cultural taboos to gain awesome super-powers I'd be violating them left and right!
beyondblurry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can someone explain why these stories people are telling they say, "Don't Look." Is it a if I don't see it it can't see me?
Lington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every year the seniors in my High School take a trip to the Navajo reservation and do community service (if they choose to go, you don't have to). Good thing I didn't know about this then...
kickassunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I don't fuck with skinwalkers. I have to take my medication whenever I'm visiting my mom's reservation. I'll be scared shitless if I don't.
IncogPrecog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"What'd you have to do to kill it?"
"It chased me all the way to a nuclear test range. I got back inside the Nevernever just in time."
cosmicsans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the Marine Corps, there was this guy from Oklahoma who told us stories of Ishkitini, or Owl-formed shapeshifters.
DisregardMyComment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there an article where they showed that the legend of the gigantic shape-shifters started in earlier times when the Natives saw tornados/twisters that resembled human form? Or maybe it was in Reddit that I saw it a few years ago. Can't really remember. I tried Google and can't seem to find a shred of evidence. Someone please help me out here cos I'm freaking out! Did I just dream this up? I swear I didn't....!!!! I hate this thread!!!!!!!!!
Lost_Thought ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean dead man walking?
DisregardMyComment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's it!!! Thank you.
bikkebakke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go
acatisnotahome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After reading the Goatman story, this just made me shit a whole house.
ChoosingThisWasHard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should watch Deer Woman.
hexag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think there was a story on r/nosleep about these
GlenjaminPine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from New Mexico near a Navajo reservation. Some of these fucking stories scare the shit out of me
Tajil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does "yee naaldlooshii" have anything to do with needles. Because without the yee and the -hii, it says no needles in dutch.
nvrnicknvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Driving up to Farmington there's word that there's one around there.
Drove up there and it became dark, mess was a scary drive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Paul, you is a wahrwilf?
nvrnicknvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Driving up to Farmington there's word that there's one around there.
Drove up there and it became dark, mess was a scary drive.
funkskipneedlebank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your thoughts on the name Redskins? Should the team in Washington change their name?
mamapycb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
don't read the dresden files then......
minddropstudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the "skin-man" shapeshifter from "The wind through the keyhole" by Stephen king.
sndzag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I'm missing what's so scary about this one...
They're just regular shapeshifter mythology. That's like saying "Ooh, spooky, werewolves!" but in reality no one is really very scared of the werewolf myth anymore.
Do they do something particularly disturbing or dangerous or are they just dudes who can shapeshift? Reading up on them, the latter seems to be the case.
TigerHall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apart from that they're astonishingly hard to kill? I read somewhere that they can cause guns to jam, and stop bullets before they hit.
orisonofjmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is an awesome/terrible/wonderful/hilarious x-files episode on this subject.
yee_naaldlooshii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We're just misunderstood, man.
also, I like the way you've decorated your bedroom.
ryuzaki49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Mexico, it's called Nahual.
ManWithYourPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jacob?
Also, This thread and story...
aaronislee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why aren't you supposed to look at them?
doobzilla92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Algonquin Wendigo always got me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate this explanation because as a child most of the monsters in stories lacked motivation. I would always wonder why the monsters wanted to hurt and maim and seldom were my questions answered. Your explanation is strangely satisfying.
TheOnlyArtifex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know of any documentaries about this? I prefer one that keeps the mystery alive, but also offers an excellent real-world explanation for these Skinwalkers.
DLF75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I hear about skinwalkers I always think of this. Thank you MST3K.
thedeadlinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say skin walkers. they're really creepy.
chocolate_chip_cake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We are not skinwalkers, you got this whole thing wrong. Sometimes humanity just amazes me. We are your friendly neighborhood watch-outs. We sometimes find people driving around in the dark, or strolling about by themselves and we see it as out duty to get them home. Most of the time they mistake us for demons and attack us and then we have to attack back in self-defence. I wish less humans did that, we mean you no harm. We are just normal folks of the earth.
jaydonc13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I learned about these on supernatural
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds kind of like a Wendigo. Algonquian tribes believed that if anyone were to eat human flesh, they would turn into a kind of demonic half-beast creature whose appearance varied from having human characteristics to being a terrifying monster with no resemblance to humans. Those stories always freaked me out
Black_Orchid13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in a small town that's pretty much surrounded by pueblos. There's 7 of them around me. Skin walkers are probably one of the things I'm most scared of. I have some friends that have told some skin walker stories that scare the shit out of me
ZeroZiaLeaderOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man I dont believe in that shit, but when you're on a rez and you've got a bunch of people worked up about a skinwalker. It can be fucking creepy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up I heard about the skin walkers, but they were usually in dear or elk form and their legs were like, reversed, so the knees looked hyper extended TO THE FULLEST when they ran and chased after you. Also, if you looked at them and looked into your eyes, that's how they stole your skin....
alexisaacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting. I would have buttsex and scream racial slurs for days if it meant I could be bullet proof and fly.
People are weird.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And now you are fucked because you talked about them to outsiders on the intraweb, good luck with all that.
greeenshirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yanaglanchi, baby.
goodzillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shapeshifting, mind reading and changing my voice? Sign me up, hell.
RecreationalMethUser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read some green text story about skin walkers. It was the "goatman" or something. Even if I found it, I can't link since I'm on mobile. I recommend reading it, it's pretty good.
thecrimsontim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a really good X-Files episode based on this.
thatdudeuonceknew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
huh...I remember back in elementary school I had a couple Navajo friends who told me about skinwalkers they had encountered while visiting their dad on a reservation in AZ and thought they were just making shit up on the spot to try to scare me. kinda crazy how stories like that manage to spread across the world before the days of the internet...makes you wonder eh?
Dcoutofstep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read about them in one of the Dresden books. So badass.
boneywasawarrior_II ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard about this before... Are they ever mentioned in The Dresden Files?
RevDiesel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the taboo cannibalism? Sounds similar to sasquatch/yeti/wendigo lore
Garfalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/skinwalkers for the interested
amitnagpal1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
U need injun joe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother told me how her father shot a wolf in the shoulder and searched for it to finish the job. Later they meet natives in their village, and a woman who was shot in the shoulder.
Godzillas-Butt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is actually said that if you injure a skinwalker, a person nearby would have that same injury in the same place. The woman in their village is most likely a skinwalker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wasn't there a Ben 10 episode about this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard from somewhere (can't remember where now) that the Native American tradition of showing your hands palm outwards was because of this, or fear of different 'star people' the reason being was that these star people had 6 fingers on their hand and they would do the 'how' and show hands to confirm they weren't the 'star people'
cleaver_username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a question for you. I have heard the term "Wendigo" as a native american boogeyman, but google searches seem to turn up many very different versions. I was wondering if there was a central ideology behind it, or if every tribe or collection have their own version?
Apairoftits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read Turn Coat by Jim Butcher? The main antagonist is a naagloshii, and the author does his research on each mythos he draws from.
Neogohan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People who are able to pretend they are anyone and spread hate? Sounds like the internet.
tinglingtoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just recently started reading about skinwalkers and now when I get home at midnight after work, I sprint from my car to the house and have to think happy thoughts until I can lock my door behind me. :( So scary.
lemony-goodness ยท 2130 points ยท Posted at 14:14:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear everytime I read these type of threads my house decides to creak more than usual
ChronicStoner ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 15:58:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sure it's just the house..?
Phycho101 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:42:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It might be the neighbors house.
Livesinthefuture ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:42:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It might be the neighbours in OP's house.
inanimateobjectfez01 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:05:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's OP him/herself.
YMCAle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OP confirmed for ghost
Baconnocabbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DINKLEBERG
Timmymac23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No... Not the neighbors!
negative_noise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
REDDITORS CAN LICK TOO!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's those aliens that make you forget them every time you look away.
Daxos157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Humans can creak too.
Top_rattata ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:30:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does make houses creak? Is it just the pipes expanding or something?
1spartan95 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:23:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Corpses in the walls
Dantonn ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:13:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much everything expands and contracts somewhat with heating/cooling. Sometimes it makes noises.
Dragonfly42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Houses talk. Old abandoned houses talk and groan more because they are near death. Houses have life and often mirror the people who live in them.
Top_rattata ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok
Fluffybutdangerous ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:33:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The lost souls like scary stories. It makes them feel alive.
-littlefang- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Home alone. What was that? Was that from upstairs? What the fuck am I doing in this thread.
Shaboops ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:18:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My stomach made a noise as I was reading goat man and all of my hairs stood up holy shit.
-littlefang- ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:57:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had a conversation about goatman and skinwalkers with boyfriend a few weeks ago, laying in bed at night. Got up to get a drink and his dog made a squealing/sighing noise in her kennel and I just about died.
einste9n ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:53:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I still lived with my parents, we had a pretty big house and a dog. As he got older, he often had nightmares. My room was on base level, my parents room on the first floor. The dog wasn't allowed to go upstairs, had plenty of room down there anyways. I always was the kind of person that get to sleep late and so while everybody was sleeping and the dog had nightmares, he made those fucking awful howling crying sounds. The house is next to the woods and even though I knew it was him, I always shat my pants. It also was hard to wake him as he got older. First I just had to pet him, but later I really had to shake him to wake up. You can imagine it was not the funniest experience I was allowed to make.
virtualghost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if your boyfriend was the goatman?
-littlefang- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:( :( :(
guibmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure there wasn't an extra boyfriend when you were talking to him about it. Or maybe there was an extra dog.
Bobaloski ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:53:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading goatman in my basement and looked over and realized the door to my storage room which is unfinished and scary looking was open, I couldnt stop looking up and checking for the goatman
swarmleader ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sorry. was just getting some milk
twistmental ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your house really is creaky...I like your sheets.
M_is_for_Mancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You misspelled "streaky"
twistmental ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, haven't had the chance to sniff the dirty underwear yet.
lickthecowhappy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just don't get any work done. Here it is 90 minutes into the day and I've only got 7 lines of editing done!
i-will-not-tell-you ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's worse if you're home alone.
hellblaster5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was so sunny outside, with a warm breeze. As soon as I started reading this thread, it became cloudy all of a sudden and the breeze turned cold.
Gman8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, didn't mean to creep you out. I'll be more quiet. You can still make noise though, so I know when you're coming, and I can time it just right.
NakedManRunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My cats are crashing into fucking everything, and fighying\hissing.
whycantistay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I'm glad I have cats- I can attribute almost any unknown noise to them being stupid.
If you have animals... Blame it on them.
Puggy_Ballerina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't read /r/nosleep then.
jidouhanbaikiUA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear everytime I read these type of threads my house is getting shelled more than usual
purrfect1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're coming to get us. That's why.
superlucid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just creaking as much as it normally does - when you're not around.
littlecampbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have trouble laying on my bed, back facing the door now
CaptainGrandpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your house is getting nervous that you're on to it.
Full_Edit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My bad.
MattDaCatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm at my parents' right now, creaky farmhouse in the middle of the woods and there's a thunderstorm. This is going to be one good thread
jokerstudios06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My lights just started to flicker. I'll be far away from here now.
chormin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! At least I'll be at work. In the dark ER. Until just past midnight when I have to drive an hour on poorly lit roads to get home.
M1key112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the actual fuck, this just happened to me like 10 times while reading this.
JoseCorazon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I see these threads whilst lying in bed, I tell myself not to read it. Next thing I know it's 3am and I'm lying in my bed thinking that every creak or noise is a ghost/intruder/walker/murderer.
Thanks guys. :D
ocdscale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kazza295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry about that I'll try to tiptoe next time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel the air pressing against you more as well?
Jacobmk4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My houses foundation shifts a lot so I understand how you feel.
acexprt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually is true.. It because you are real releasing fearamones into the air and wood is reactive them. It's the same thing beavers use to soften wood.
jonnygreen22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
don't worry, thats just the house BREATHING
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What of I told you there is no house.
NagisaK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's your senses being heightened as your brain processes these scary thoughts and going into fight or flight mode. Or OP you should burn your house down.
zeejay11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you tried burning it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah dude my brother is playing drums right now. There are no spooky silences in this household.
Murfjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll try to be quieter
Evil_Iowan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always have to pee right away. Not getting out from under the covers.
duncanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have about the same amount of sense to read this at 1 am
dsnarez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My air conditioning just turned on right as I read this.
ronswansonsmom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:25:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a rather violent thunderstorm going on where I am so this might not be the appropriate thread for the moment
periwinklemoon ยท 1671 points ยท Posted at 13:47:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about the midget guy that dressed up like a clown and pretended to be a statue or whatever while some girl was babysitting. Why?? I'm glad I don't have to babysit anymore.
AvenueMan ยท 3141 points ยท Posted at 14:55:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was on the joke thread the other day:
A babysitter called up the kids' father while watching TV in the living room.
"Could I put a blanket over the clown statue in the corner of the room? It's creeping me out."
"Call the police, we don't have a clown statue."
When the police arrived, they found that the clown actually was a statue and the father had Alzheimer's.
Crilde ยท 1027 points ยท Posted at 17:02:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like this version better.
AdamLovelace ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:42:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course you do. Until you realize there was a creepy clown 'statue' in the police station, too.
Crilde ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. Sequels are never as good as the original.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:53:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a Russian version that goes like
One of day, proud soviet parents are of go to wait in bread line. They of call baby sitter to watch kids. While parents out, babysitter is of call parents to tell that kid have of sleeping, the parents say ok, and ask if all is good. Babysitter say yes exept that there is no vodka left and that is of cold since no windows. Lastly she say if she can cover Lenin statue in living room as is creepy. Parents rush home after say is no Lenin statue they get home and secret police arrest babysitter for being creeps out by Lenin statue, and then parents are arrested for not having Lenin Statue in first place. Such is life.
yuhutuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't, the father has alzheimers and that stuff hits too close to home.
Phred_Felps ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:01:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No need to be a downer... my mom's dead, but I don't care if people drop the "your mom" jokes on here.
lapzkauz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:49:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ur mom cares XDXDXDXDXDXD sorry
Phred_Felps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I lied so it's okay ;-)
lapzkauz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lying? On the internet? I am at a loss for words
Drowned_In_Spaghetti ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:37:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pitchforks! Get ya pitchforks hea!
wafflewookie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:37:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton candy, getcha cotton candy, can't throw a riot without cotton candy!
NocturnalToxin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But I don't like cotton candy. :(
iloveyousodamnmuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
people do that? People go on the internet and lie?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:31:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you Reddit, don't down vote this guy. So he's sensitive about a topic. Alzheimer's is a bitch and he's being honest about it. Meanwhile there's some of you that think "as his emotions spoil my fun, he deserves negative imaginary points"
NastyBooty ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 02:09:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're imaginary, so why do you care? Here, have a downvote, on me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah my walls stopped bleeding at the end of the post.
Grasshopper42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The father did not. But then he didn't know about it again.
ANUS_POKER ยท 342 points ยท Posted at 18:13:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lets out sigh of relief
zyphelion ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:28:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimers scares me more than clowns :(
moclov4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
does anus poking scare you more than Alzheimers?
Learned-Hand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whew, it was only Alzheimer's.
rex_dart_eskimo_spy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:13:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The anus poker is relieved!
super_liam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your username reminds me of an 'incident' that happened at my school.
butt_loofa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
go on...
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:56:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A girl is babysitting for her neighbors while they are out for the night.
The father calls her around 9 pm and asks if everything is ok
"Yes everything is good. The kids are sleeping and I was going to make a sandwich. Is it okay if I open this jar of Miracle Whip in the fridge?"
There's along pause on the line, then the father says "take the kids and get out. I'm calling the police"
"Why?" she asks
"We don't have any Miracle Whip"
AvenueMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh harder than the original comment that I got this from.
zdiggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't the father killed the wife on the way home because she bought Miracle Whip?
real-dreamer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:54:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite version
"Mother and Father want to go out and buy vodka. However there is no one to look after the children.
They call most trusted babysitter. After babysitter puts children to bed she asks can she read Marx in parents bedroom as it is the only room with lighting so children do not stay up all night reading Marx. Parents say yes. Babysitter asks can she cover statue of Putin. Parents tell babysitter to get out with children. They do not have a statue of Putin.
Parents arrive home to find babysitter and children killed by KGB. Parents are then arrested and executed by militia for not having statue of Putin. Such is life in Russia."
zdiggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a country! -Yakof -
ben7337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why babysitter killed by KGB? Babysitter do good reporting bad family to KGB, receive nice reward and praise. Heathen children get re-education camp, parents receive execution. Is better this way.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:50:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A babysitter called up the kids' father while watching TV in the living room.
"Could I put a blanket over the clown statue in the corner of the room? It's creeping me out."
The father turns to his wife and whispers, "Call the police. There is someone pretending to be our babysitter."
v_krishna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Twist ending, the father was the clown statue and just forgot.
Ptylerdactyl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:33:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer the other take (I think I saw it on 4Chan a few years ago):
A clownsitter called up the clown's parents while they were at dinner.
"Could I throw a blanket over the kids in the corner of the room? They're really freaking me out."
"Call the police and get the clown out of the house! We don't have kids."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but then, who was dwarf?
vanillapep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:54:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please do this for all scary stories so I feel better.
hicsuntdracones- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish there was a subreddit called "shitty pasta" where there were stories like this.
IrradiatedCoffee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is r/shittynosleep but it's more of "then who was phone?!" type jokes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you shorthanded that perfectly.
AvenueMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
adeodatusIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
good god, I laughed for a good time at this.
PM_ur_butthole_2me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just don't get these for one reason...why the hell would a babysitter call the parents just to ask if she can put a blanket over a creepy statue, why would they care?
kuraix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:02 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The very awesome one I knew is:
"A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldnโt watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didnโt want children watching too much garbage).
So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parentโs room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the David Bowie statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have a David Bowie statue."
All of a sudden an electric guitar cut through the air. "KEEP YOUR โLECTRIC EYES ON ME BABE!" howled a voice from outside. The babysitter dropped the phone and ran to the window. "David Fucking Bowie!" she screamed, watching the statue as it came to life, shredding chords on its electric guitar. "Put your ray gun to my heeeeeead!" The babysitter ran the children outside where they watched an impromptu Bowie concert that was so awesome that afterwards the children had sweet dreams forever more and the babysitter was given a bonus for her efforts."
Though the Russian one might be better
Nilas_T ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:36:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alternative, realistic version:
Girl: "Could I put a blanket over the clown statue in the corner of the room? It's creeping me out?"
Dad: "Seriously? Of course, you can! Why would you call me to ask such a stupid question? Just put the damn blanket on! I mean, this is the only time this month me and the misses get to get drunk and join the swinger club, and you interrupt my gangbang to call me up with this shit?!"
BillBillerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Father has kids young enough to need a babysitter, but is old enough to have Alzheimer's?
MURDoctrine ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:23:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Early onset Familial Alzheimer's disease (EOFAD) is an uncommon form of Alzheimer's disease that usually strikes earlier in life, defined as before the age of 65 (usually between 50 and 65 years of age, but can be as early as 15)
kathartik ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:07:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's scarier than any creepypasta
BillBillerson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was aware of early onset Alzheimer's, but it's pretty uncommon. VERY uncommon for someone in their 40's or younger (who would be the most likely to have young kids).
jshepardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
M Night Shalamalon over here. "What a tweest!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this wrong. Thought the clown statue was the father with Alzheimer's.
Alexkarino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One time, the parents went out to dinner. The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room. The dad said "Get out of the house right now, and ill call the police." the parents never hired a sitter.
KIAranger ยท 2500 points ยท Posted at 17:03:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Here you go,
Man and wife work in glorious Soviet tractor factory. One day, they get tired from building communism, so go into city to stand in bread line. They hire babysitter to watch over children for night. Babysitter left with children in proud Soviet home. Tells parents will take good care.
Father get call from babysitter after a few hours. Babysitter tell father that children reading Marx like good Soviets, but room is drafty because there are no windows. Asks father if okay to move children to parents' room to read Marx. Father says okay, but babysitter have one final request. She ask if can cover up Lenin statue in room because it is frightening her. Father drop phone (should have worn gloves), then tell babysitter, "Take children and get out of house. We do not have Lenin statue!"
Mother and father race home to find KGB at house. KGB arrest babysitter for finding Lenin statue frightening, then arrest parents for not having Lenin statue. Such is life in Moscow.
Edit: Found from this subreddit, http://www.reddit.com/r/suchislifeinmoscow/
AsianNoodlez ยท 809 points ยท Posted at 18:01:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soviet version is best version.
[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 20:16:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:20:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, /r/suchislifeinmoscow.
It's a wonderful subreddit, almost as wonderful as our beloved Lenin.
Robert_Cannelin ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Soviet Union, KGB arrest you!
No, really, that's what they did. Sorry if it sounded like a joke or something.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:23:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YOU UNDERESTIMATE KGB, KGB DON'T ARREST! KGB KILLS!
AcidCyborg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
KGB disappears
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody ever suspects KGB. (shoots villager)
OhSoAwesome89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...or go on to become President.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soviet version is only version.
GreatSpaceWhale ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:22:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best horror story and Soviet version combo IMO is the White Lady.
Normal Version
Soviet Version:
Obviously neither story is mine.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:21:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Needs more potato.
moclov4 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:42:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why, it's not Latvia ...
JcbAzPx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Specifically in Vodka form.
ThisIsMicrosoftSam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Says Asian noodles
Bacon_reader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Soviet Russia, best is you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soviet version is original version.
nofucksgiven5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is glorious version
ameis314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soviet version is only version!
TheWildGiffen14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You imply that North Korean version is not best version? To the camp with you!
warhugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soviet version is only version in Moscow.
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:31:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drafty room. No windows. Something's not adding up here
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is actually the scary bit.
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:42:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spooky
jjallllday ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:07:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in a true Soviet Russia accent, such is life on Reddit
Skitterleaper ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:31:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course, Lenin was just watching over proud communist children, like he watches over all mother Russia!
voyaging ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wat
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe there are just holes in the wall.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is great. I've saved this and if I ever get money, you're at the top of my gild list
KIAranger ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:02:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the offer but I actually found this from another redditor who found it on this subreddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/suchislifeinmoscow/
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:13:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter, I saw it from you so you're getting it.
KIAranger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Teh_Sauce_Guy
brohan28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now go and hunt for the Latvian version, will ya? I am dying to read about the potato found in the living room.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:31 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too
t3hSiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In soviet russia, lenin statue covers you!
AFlawAmended ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that entire thing with a Russian accent.
singul4r1ty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see this in action
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a subreddit for Russian versions of creepypasta's?
Bewareofbears ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glory to Arstotzka
dageekywon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm betting Putin showed up for that interrogation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
like many others, i read in a russian accent
but what's really intriguing is that i read it in a russian accent the moment i set my eyes on the first word
ErlendJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You deserved that gold.
greyjackal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"In Soviet Russia, bomb disarms you."
Still the biggest, most guilty belly laugh I've had from here.
Pikalika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the soviet versions to creepy pastas! But the subreddit has close to no activtiy
real-dreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one I got was
"Mother and Father want to go out and buy vodka. However there is no one to look after the children. They call most trusted babysitter. After babysitter puts children to bed she asks can she read Marx in parents bedroom as it is the only room with lighting so children do not stay up all night reading Marx. Parents say yes. Babysitter asks can she cover statue of Putin. Parents tell babysitter to get out with children. They do not have a statue of Putin. Parents arrive home to find babysitter and children killed by KGB. Parents are then arrested and executed by militia for not having statue of Putin. Such is life in Russia."
Oime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"They get tired from building communism" lol that quote just made the whole story for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I cover up potato? Call police there is no potato :(
doctorcoxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read entire thing in glorious soviet accent
AQuestionMarkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this in a Russian accent makes it so much better
murderer_of_death ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Soviet creepy pasta subreddit, sadly I think it's dead
rememberthealom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Automatically read in native tongue
Potassiumed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Laughing my ass off after the first paragraph because I'm reading it with a thick Russian accent.
Thanks
Dezarith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
S
Artoo_D2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comrade stop talking with capitalist pigs and continue build of Motherland.
CJ2064 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RED this in Soviet accent I did
Klein_TK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope im not the only one who read this in a russian accent.
Vahnati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only Soviet Russia could take a terrifying story and make it a funny one.
Mandoge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for making me laugh at work. now i go to gulag.
Shipey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All praise Lenin
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So... the KGB infiltrated a random civillian house to check if they had a Lenin statue, then, after seeing they didn't have one, decided to dress up as a Lenin statue just to see if they notice it.
This is clearly a statement: those people had way to much time.
alumavirtutem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A friend and I were literally just talking about this version. So so good.
DanteMH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is like a funny version of every latvian joke.
Sinanmaester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Better get me a Lennin Statue.
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:21:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For my friends in /r/LatvianJokes...
Latvian man and wife spend all day on potato farm, sending many potato to glorious Politburo. One night, they decide to spend mandatory vacation day in much more beautiful country of Belarus, so they hire neighbor to sit babies.
Then, they get phone call from babysitter, who say "Kids are reading Politburo-approved material, but kan I cover up potato statue in corner of room? It scare me." Man tell babysitter to wait, they on way home.
They hurry back to find babysitter dead, because "potato statue" was actually rock that she hallucinate was potato from malnourish. Man and wife then taken to gulag and kids sent to state-run orphanage because they no give rock to glorious Politburo to redistribut. Such is life.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:51:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Normal version:
Russian version:
this is the real version, and the GOOD rus version. I posted this same comment in a similar thread a year ago.
k_wett ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:19:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That just reminds me of the scene in Insidious where she's walking through the house after checking a noise outside. The little boy is standing still against the wall, and you assume it's a statue because there's no sound effects or acknowledgement of it. But sure enough, it's the little boy.
theVice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that shit was crazy. I was like oh shit that's a little boy! ...no it's a coat rack. Then it pans away and back again and its fucking gone
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently discovered a feature-length film about that story...
It's about as terrible as you'd expect.
TypicalBetaNeckbeard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a short movie of it on youtube. It's quite scary, though.
Jack_The_Terrarian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oooooooh! I never realized that the statue isn't actually a statue in this story! I was wondering what would've put a statue in somebody's house...
periwinklemoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, that is awesome.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a Wee-Man stunt...
P0llyPrissyPants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Stefon's new favorite club.
zbag27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This place has everything.
Socks192 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit, I'm house sitting alone for the next few days and I do not need to be in this thread....why
ManWithYourPlan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what in the shit!?
mastershake04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when I heard this one my friend insisted that this exact thing actually happened to someone in his town. I told him it was just an urban legend but he said he knew the people it actually happened to.
Boxman195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I think it was on the yogpod
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. Babysitting a 3 year old currently. Kinda wanna die now.
ForwardThenBackAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Holy Shit you and me Fucking both. I am terrified and that's exactly what I was thinking about..
brenton07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Cuts did an awesome rendition of this story a couple months back.
jeremyt17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly who has a clown statue
xTheWigMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hated this story. Scared the shit out of me when I was young
rosylux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Currently babysitting right now. Why am I here again?
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The comedian Jen Kirkman has a really funny bit about this urban legend. I'm on my phone so I can't link but it's so great.
DisregardMyComment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you Redditing while talking on the phone? Its rude.
scartol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! The way she delivers the guys line always kills me: "GET OUTTA THE HOUSE!!"
Edit: It's on "Don't Murder Your Friends" from her first album self help but it doesn't appear to be on YouTube. Alas.
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:00:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bummer! I think i heard it on Pandora. She cracks me up.
VonWolfhaus ยท 844 points ยท Posted at 14:28:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone laying on the ground next to their car on a deserted road like they were injured or in an accident, then when you slow down or get out to see if you can help, a group of others comes out of the woods/ditch/tall grass and robs/kills/kidnaps you.
Freaks me out to think about 10 people just coming onto the road out of nowhere in the middle of the night when you are all alone.
Gavinardo ยท 363 points ยท Posted at 19:57:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I vaguely remember reading a post years ago in some AskReddit thread, pertaining to creepy situations that you'd encountered in your life. And someone posted this. Best as I can recall, something like, the person posting was in the back-country of New Mexico, driving home or something. And they came across a car that had been run off in the ditch and ransacked, and two people laying on the ground. The guy said he stopped his car, and reached for a handgun he kept under his seat, then slowly rolled by the scene. When he was well past it, he looked in his mirror and in the red light of his taillights, he could see the two people sitting upright looking back at him, and a crowd of 20 or so folks stepping out of the desert. He floored it and sped off.
Creepy as hell, but I wonder if it's genuine, seeing as it's a fairly common legend. I can't find that original post.
fwaming_dragon ยท 342 points ยท Posted at 20:43:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I immediately thought of that too. Here is the original post.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:08:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to amboy. Like 3 people live there.
irregodless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:56 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tall grass? What grass? There's no grass. Scrub maybe, but that shit sucks to hide in.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:03 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think he means the grass in the hills just beyond Amboy, on the way to needles
THE_Aft_io9_Giz ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:08:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
source: original 2008 post on fark.com
this guy apparently wrote it: Jeff Johnson twitter confirmation
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:29:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Given the activities of the Coyotes crossing up from mexico, and the staggering atrocities they commit against those in their charge..
the idea of them setting up ambushes to steal cars and go north, doesn't surprise me at all.
jrm2007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:18:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was in college there was a place called Proctor Valley and there were many legends associated with it and some of us discussed making a night-time excursion there.
A native of the area looked at us like we were nuts since quite simply we would likely encounter groups of people who had just crossed the border from Mexico. Such people would at the very least be suspicious and desperate and some of them might not making some extra money by robbing some stupid college students.
What they chose to do to you during or after the robbery would be up to them.
galindafiedify ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:10:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The whole area is supposed to be haunted. I've never gone through it but a couple friends of mine have and they were really freaked out. Another creepy place you never want to go in San Diego at night is Elfin Forest. There's a burnt down asylum and a cult lives in the forest. Tons of terrifying shit happens there.
SneakyHobbitses ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:42:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friends sent me that right before I moved to L.A. and I still haven't forgiven them.
woot0 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:24:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
there was an ambush sequence similar to this in The Last of Us, right?
EDIT: found it: http://youtu.be/ShP5xn9Tz90?t=29s
CountMecha ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:36:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for finding that, I love that story. Damn spooky.
lapzkauz ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:10:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sketchy
seriously though, creepypastas like this are so much scarier because they could actually happen
square_zero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:20:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure on the terminology but for semi-automatics (likely, considering 9mm) a round would have to be chambered before firing the gun.
GreatSpaceWhale ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:58:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're carrying a pistol or have one in your car for self defense, and you don't have a cartridge in the chamber, you're doing it completely wrong.
Also being a Marine is irrelevant to the ownership of a pistol. Unless it was just a poorly written way of saying "I reacted to this suspicious situation by preparing my sidearm, based on my instincts as a Marine".
That part of the story always bothers me, but overall I don't care, because whether it's a true story or not, it's a good one.
Rangermedic77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope authorities were notified, hopefully they didn't just reset for the next person passing thru
1345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
IYeah a SSGT of ours told us to stay the fuck out of Amboy before we left Camp Lejeune to go on a three month holiday at 29 Palms.
skittle_tit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or if you know, you're a Marine, SSgt...
1345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, about that I just got lazy
Llaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody great story but fake as all hell. Doesn't matter, what does is that it's creepy as fuck.
Fucking_fuck_fucking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Vividly remember seeing a clip of this in a video.. is that just my mind paying tricks on me?
Cynical_Lurker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:05:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It probably happened to you but your memory has repressed it.
Fucking_fuck_fucking ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:24:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I know it didn't happen to me. Mostly because I live in Kentucky. Here, I wouldn't have left my vehicle without my gun in that situation out of paranoia. I would have had enough ammo loaded to take care of 20 unarmed people. Honestly I would have thought they were meth heads and just drove by screaming at them to get out of the gad dayum road.
lame_ghost ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 21:16:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fucking ScArY! My brother told me this story while going on a late night drive and I nearly died right then and there.
themrme1 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:56:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, god, Tumblr is leaking again...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
why do you say that, a couple capital letters? Looks like reddit's smug sense of superiority is leaking again
themrme1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:44:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, wut?
1640 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:34 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't use capital letters.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:26:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*couple
themrme1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:35:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes more sense.
A couple capital letters, and literally dying
Now all we need is an ability toucan, and we're set.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
they never said literally...
lame_ghost ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 01:11:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she said.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:39:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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lame_ghost ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:50:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think the dead can really live up to be anything since they are already DEAD.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:16:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is not the original post. Post a link.
HyperionPrime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:54:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would be so boring for 20 people to just stand around all night waiting for a car to slow down
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why they were laying down.
Cyberogue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How exactly do you step out of the desert? Do you hide in a hole in the sand or behind a cactus or what
Alderxian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard of things like these happening in my country (the Dominican Republic), but it's not that common. What I hear happening more often is that bikers will get in your way while you are driving so that you hit them and then they will lay on the floor so that when you go and check on them they can rob you. Basically, they'll try anything that makes you get out of your vehicle.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Get_Head_Ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the exact same thing. I would John Marston my way out of there.
_actually_no ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading that and I still think about it a lot. Thats my biggest fear and its terrifying knowing it actually happens.
weblewit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, New Mexico.
Zombette ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I remember reading that and thinking fucking youuu!
joshg8 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:24:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a real thing though. It happened to a kid at my high school (I know, I know).
A man who was "stumbling drunk" stepped into the residential road in front of his car and fell. When the kid got out to help or whatever someone smashed him over the head with something hard and they took what he had in his pockets and rooted through his car.
Not ten people and no kidnap/rape/murder, but seriously be wary "helping" people alone at night.
YepItsMe1982 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:20:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't help anyone. Ever.
vanillayanyan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually happened to me sort of. Got out of my car when I saw someone in the middle of the road all bloodied. Got out and the guy popped up and tried to mug me. Thankfully i have pepper spray on my keychain and the wind was blowing away from me.
Spookybear_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:35:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Similar stuff will happen in certain countries. Take Mexico, you NEVER stop
rocan91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even for a cop, unless you're in a busy area. I had two family members get robbed in Mexico because they stopped for a cop in a deserted area and it turned out they were robbers pretending to be cops.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:37:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend. Happened to my dad late at night at an intersection. He was the only one there, and he saw a woman with her emergency lights on, trying to wave him over to help. He had a hunch and took off on the green light. He looked back and saw more people coming out of her car.
Ubereem ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:46:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not saying I don't believe you, but I've heard this story soooo many times. It's like the "I have a friend/cousin/relative who took acid and now thinks he's a glass of orange juice." everybody knows that guy apparently.
regretdeletingthat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While the glass of orange juice thing is maybe a little far fetched, drug induced psychosis can cause some absolutely bizarre thoughts. Several of my friends have gone through it, it's not nice.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:44:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In about '98 I did a bunch of acid and went through a 6 month period where I had constant deja vu. That may not sound too bad at first, but trust me, it was absolutely terrible. I began to think that it might never go away and it had driven me to the point where I thought I might need to be institutionalized. I had this constant feeling of imminent doom and I started to believe that I was living the last days of my life over and over again because I needed to stop something horrible from happening before I died.
The condition of having permanent deja vu is called "dรฉjร vรฉcu" and the only decent source of information I have ever found on it is this NYT article from 2006. It is a real, if extremely rare, psychological disorder and frighteningly enough, it appears that the condition is generally permanent once it starts.
I guess that I was lucky that it finally went away. Also, possibly the most bizarre aspect about my episode is that it stopped one day when I accidentally meditated while I was out in my parents back yard trying to exterminate gophers with a sharpened screwdriver taped to a shovel. My mother had told me to try and get rid of the gophers that were tearing up the yard and being 15 or 16 years old, I had no idea how to go about it. So I decided that maybe if I stood out in the yard and I was very very still that I might be able to see the gopher disturb the earth as it moved. I stood very still under the hot summer sun and watched the ground for a couple of hours when suddenly, I saw a small patch of dirt and grass rise ever so slightly. I stabbed at the moving earth with my sharpened screwdriver taped to the end of my shovel and when I withdrew my weapon from the ground it was coated with blood and dirt. I was standing there staring at the screwdriver in disbelief when I realized that the deja vu had stopped. It never came back. I mean, I still have deja vu every now and again (I had it for a moment just yesterday actually), but it is no longer permanent. I expect it occurs to me about as often as it does anyone else.
OldWalder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of my mother had an episode a few years ago and believed she was a messiah.
regretdeletingthat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. On his first occasion my friend thought Amir Khan (the boxer) was hunting him down. In his recent relapse he started thinking he was having conversations with whoever he thought about, and that they could hear him too. I sincerely hope he gets better soon.
sophie106 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:52:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, that doesn't necessarily mean that they were planning to ambush him. It could have just been her friends in the car and they were taking turns trying to flag people down while her friends were waiting inside the car.
Taasden ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to sound cold, but best to not take chances.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Highly doubt that since this was in East LA around 2am
everyplanetwereach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know what I don't get? In every single one of these stories, the others immediately appear. Why would they come out? Why not sit tight and wait for the next car?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably come out to switch positions with the "distressed" person, or saying how they fucked up. Who knows really? I just know what my dad said is true because that area of town is notorious for robbing and other stuff.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:56:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought this one was kind of more dangerous for the 10 people in the woods. I mean, if that happens, I'm running some people over, you know?
SoaringTheSky ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:44:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
implying that you get out of your car and help...
WahooD89 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:26:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's running. them. over. Like a human Sonic the Hedgehog.
themichelinman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:25:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, you're supposed to get out and help and that's when the whole party shows up. They're not all going to stand in front of your car like a game of red rover.
datchilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just like Rustyjoe said this kind of thing has happened, I'm never sure what they were gonna do with the captured person but it's pretty scary. There's an account of it happening in California on the 10, which is the freeway that goes through the desert to palm springs. A retired marine was driving to the base near thousand palms and saw a car in the middle of the road with it's doors open and two people laying around it. It didn't look right to him so he drove carefully past them once he passed he looked behind to see the people in the road start getting up and about 25 other people come out of the bushes/below the road (some desert roads are raised up above the desert like on a sand hill kind of thing).
CuntyMcShitball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except this is an actual thing that happens in rural areas. Happened to the uncle of a friend if mine.
shakaman_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:54:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you not realise how stupid you sound trying to prove an urban myth by saying it happened to an uncle of a friend
WassupWassup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend's uncle's best friend's cousins's pimp
rcg90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't an urban legend, it's an actual con!
Beartemis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It happened to me, not 10 but three. It was horrible. By fortune they couldn't rob me because i run over the guy in front of my car. I don't know how my instinct reacted so well.
French_Toast_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hoe do you know they were going to rob you? What if they genuinely needed help and you just plowed the dude over?
iggzy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why you never stop when all alone and especially when the road is empty. There's being a good samaritan and then there's being a target.
ReGnYuM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Children of the Corn?
VAnon1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a terrible indie movie kind of like this. In Fear (?)
werdnanoslen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sorta happened at my university less than a month ago
Naomisue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As selfish as it sounds I probably wouldn't stop. If call for help but I'd keep driving.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had a teacher tell the class something similar - about one in Africa where a large tree will be blocking the road, and the moment it seems like you're going to do anything besides immediately flooring it in reverse, you're getting jumped and killed by the 10+ people who set the trap
killerdead77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats creepy is that this can happen for real.
Mr_Duche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to dayz
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I know what I am doing the rest of this summer to my friends. Now I just need some funds to hire a bunch of random people to help me.
FreakStormer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading about this about a month ago. I think about it at least once a week. Terrifying
I_want_hard_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually is a technique in rural parts of South American countries. Someone will lay in the road. When you stop to help, you get jacked. If you floor it, it heals them and they are surprisingly OK enough to get out of the way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't an urban legend. This happens in real life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly why I just blast anyone asking for help while playing RDR
Felanow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My aunt once told me a story about her friend, who at the middle of the night, stopped by the road to chech on what she believed to be a child. When she got out, she realised that it was a doll. She got terrified, and ran back in the car and drove away. After a while, she saw a cut off finger by the seat. Creepy.
Ignore my poor english skills.
TzucciMane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like that one scene in The Devil's Rejects, where the hot girl (Rob Zombie's IRL wife) pretends to be hurt in the road and then the brother comes from behind and stabs the lady to death that stops to help her.
:O never stopping for a hot girl in the middle of the road, ever! hahaha.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A couple years ago, I took a road trip with my sister and her friend. It was about a 20 hour trip, and I had fallen asleep around two am in the back seat. When I woke up some hours later, my sister and her friend told me about how they'd taken a route down a shitty back road and saw a dog tied to a wooden post. They'd wanted to go check on the dog and maybe take it to a police station, but we were falling behind our shedule so they didn't stop.
I'm glad they didn't because apparently these two chuckleheads had never heard of how people will tie sad, grungy looking dogs to posts or trees and wait for drivers, usually women, to stop and help the dog so they can attack them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Theres a story that happened in Guayaquil (big city in Ecuador).
There was a little Girl crying in the night and when someone asked her what happened, a group of people would come and kidnap the man.
He was found dead after a few weeks without some organs, speculations are that they Kidnapped him to sell his organs to rich people that need them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like in Last of Us
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not an urban legend. People actually do that. It turns really shitty (or great) though when someone gets too spooked and runs them over.
JoeDaStudd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not an urban legend.
A friend (young woman) was finishing a shift at Alton Towers (famous UK theme park) at end of season September/October on her way home.
Anyone who's been will know its located in the middle of nowhere about 15 minute drive to the nearest town via mostly country roads.
Anyway coming along one of the country roads there was a woman holding a baby stood beside a car with the bonnet open. As she slowed down she something felt off, but continued to slow down as it was just a woman and a baby. Just as she had almost stopped she saw the top of someone's head near the wall.
Worried she started to speed up, suddenly the woman dropped the baby (was a doll in a baby blanket) and proceed to chase her and try to open the door. Followed shortly by 3 men jumping the wall and giving chase.
The police said they had a few reports of the same thing happening. I'm not sure if they ever released an official warning (to avoid bad press), but I do know Alton Towers notified all the staff of the incident.
I've also seen official police warnings in Cornwall/Devon for the same thing. Againly mainly for small villages/towns, but the jist is always never stop if you see someone who looks hurt or stuck, just call the police.
getack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My advice might sound terrible, but it's legitimate and it might save a life. If you find yourself in a situation where someone is laying on the road seemingly dead and you feel uncomfortable, run the fucker over before you stop to help. If he is really dead - no worries. If he was not dead but faking it in order to hurt you, he will not be able to hurt you any more and he will think twice before going out to exploit people's compassion afterward.
jakeismyname505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, wasn't it some guy on the Roosterteeth podcast who had that sort of encounter?
Brandon23z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is how you break trust. Now what if someone really nerds help, I'm not going to stop, because it could be a trick like you said.
Same thing with giving money to the homeless. Most really need it, then there are the few scammers.
MrGothmog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't phase me. I have a turbo.
Witness_Da_Crispness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm this really does happen! People are sick in the head. -.- Just assume everyone is crazy.
Jaereth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably check out House of 1000 Corpses if you haven't already.
Skullkan6 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This I believe was in the scene of The Devil's Rejects where Baby pretends to be wounded and lies in the road.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:12:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
A happier ending but just as creepy version:
You are driving alone a long road with woods either side, you see a car on the road and a body laying on the road beside it. You contemplate getting out to see what happened, but for some reason you chicken out and keep driving.
Once you've passed the scene, you check your rear view mirror, to see that the person is now sitting upright, and 10 other people have emerged from the trees, looking at you drive away.
It's also creepier if you think of them as some sort of twisted cult, that wanted to sacrifice or eat you.
lakelandman ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 19:33:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That I get drugged and wake up the next day in an ice-filled bathtub and a can of kidney beans missing from the pantry.
StevenMulraney ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:04:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be out 89ยข. No man should go through that.
Show-Me-Your-Moves ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:10:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, why do I always read these stories before dinner.
MarkGruffallo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:35:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear each time I start reading one of these threads I hear noises coming from my stomach.
KickItNext ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:32 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And you barely even remember your trip to candy mountain.
SubmersibleCat ยท 929 points ยท Posted at 13:36:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one with the red-eyed ghost boy in the old hotel freaked me out as a kid. Even today i'm too scared sleep in old hotels.
[deleted] ยท 1673 points ยท Posted at 15:03:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 19:20:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A more chilling variant I've heard was that the husband and wife were normal looking and pleasant, but acted oddly towards each other. The receptionist explained that during the course of their stay they often argued loudly, until one night, after a particularly nasty argument, the wife was discovered murdered. Her eyes had been gouged out, leaving nothing but empty, bloody red sockets.
DrHelminto ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:29:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice twist to the story.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard it from a friend of mine, not sure if it's another variant or his own spin on it. Thought people might appreciate hearing it though :)
MissAshleyDawn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:10:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like your version better. Makes it so much more creepy.
i_found_the_cake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this terrifies me more. Bloodshot eyes aren't as scary as hollow bloody sockets.
KrunchyKale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:42 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But, if you're looking through the keyhole, how could you see it as red? Wouldn't it just be dark? Where's the light source?
citizenkane86 ยท 806 points ยท Posted at 16:19:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nope nope nope nope nope
krazykook ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:23:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got actual chills.
FurockBeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahahahaha
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:33:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:57:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cringe.
Probably_Skeptical ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:07:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did he say?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:08:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
gforceithink ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:21:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Edgy.
gologologolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He said something about your mum
Mr_Again ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:09:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup
EasyLeit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol.
Ellynee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:36:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:51:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
t(0.0t) nope nope nope nope
gologologolo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To.ot? Wat
cosmically_relevant ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:49:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's supposed to be someone showing two middle fingers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo.
DarkAlbino ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:03:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let me tell you a secret; They exist!
Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albinism
citizenkane86 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:45:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I know that but the eyes aren't all red and they aren't staring through a door.
[deleted] ยท 1480 points ยท Posted at 17:12:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow.
GeeJo ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 17:23:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Moscow is a few kilometers from Kiev? Maybe by Russian "our country has a bigger surface area than Pluto" standards, I suppose.
TheUnveiler ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:51:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute...is that true regarding Pluto's surface area?
Acebulf ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:59:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Surface area of Pluto: 1.665 x 10โท kmยฒ
Surface area of Russia: 1.710 x 10โท kmยฒ
gerald_bostock ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:49:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that's crazy.
TheUnveiler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet. TIL.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant XKCD.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He never said Moscow was a few kilcks from Kiev.
GeeJo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:20:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:48:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Such is life in Moscow" is just a saying that accompanies these type of stories. The story could take place in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast and still have the same ending.
leadnpotatoes ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:35:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You had to pick the most obscure eastern Russian territory.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The two are in no way connected, he was on the road checked into a hotel a few klicks from Kiev, he is now home in Moscow
italian_mobking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:20 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comrade, we are building Moscowgrad in New Russia, close to Ukraine. Yankee fascists call it East Ukraine, forever now New Russia.
Median2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair i doubt any russian knows how big a mile is.
Le_Rone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Russian kilometer far greater than capitalist scum kilometer
Bumbumquietsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a quick drive by tank to get there.
ronasd4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also Kiev isn't even in Russia anymore
Green-Knickers ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:55:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as a person who is fascinated by/scared shitless by ghost stories you are making this thread much better for me
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a similar story comrade. I go with wife and daughter on vacation to Riga. Woman at desk tell me hotel is safe, but not to go into room without number. I say all is well, tell my family to go to sleep in room. When I go to room, wife and daughter not there. Think wife and daughter play joke, hide in room without number. I go to the room without number and open the door. See Politburo officers having party, many food and drink. I ask if they have seen my wife and daughter. They say yes, they took wife and daughter from my room. I ask if they are safe. Officer says that they are now rape and killed, if I want to avoid rape and killed then I will go back to my room and not ask questions. I am sad, but ask if I can have potato to take back to room and eat to feel better. They give me half of a potato. I take potato back to room, eat it, and feel much better. Am no longer sad.
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:30:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is lie worse than all of kapitalist! Here is real story:
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that was actually depressing.
MathOrDie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:03:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get from Kiev to Moscow while staying in the same hotel?
MarisaKiri ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its a really big hotel
YMCAle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:08:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because glorious Soviet engineering, best in world
ChaosScene ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Such is life in Moscow? Kiev is Ukraine, not the motherland.
gbrlshr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a subreddit for Soviet-ized scary stories? Because there seem to be a ton in this thread.
/r/sovietnosleep?
Tonguesten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would sub to that subreddit.
Johnny_D87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I tell some one this story, I only recite it in a Russian accent. It adds so much.
blue00wolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I look deep into eyes... it is Red, like Communism.
Theolivermand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is with all these today?
AliasHandler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/suchislifeinmoscow
extreme999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahhahahahahahahaa ooohhh my god i can't atop laughing! "I tell her I don't give a shit" hahahahah
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like something from Stories of a young Russian Doctor, haha.
JonaVark5502 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me, or everyone else read this in a Russian accent...?
Chimera26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So many missed opportunities with "red" in this soviet story
ErnestScaredStupid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:45:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That story is much better.
perfectd3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:43:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit silver
Stinkfoot69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had you asked for a potato rather than a refund you would have gotten neither. Such is life in Moscow.
meetyouredoom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:58:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should be "I give not shits. Stop trickling or refund cost room"
Peil ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would she even mention the room? There are plenty of locked doors in hotels, I don't try open/look through them all
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:13:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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DrHelminto ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
0/10 would read again.
The_Latvian_Version ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:53:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In old country, is travelling peasant. Peasant seek to spend week in barn. Go to owner wife, ask for empty stall. Woman give him key, say, Is something should be known. On way to stall, is other stall. Is no animal. Is no human. Is lock. No person is allow. Particular, no peeking through crack. Peasant is good peasant, listen to instruction. Go straight to stall and sleep in bed of hay.
Another night come. Peasant has not starve, not freeze death. Become very curious about lock stall. Curiosity torture like secret police. Creep away to door, try handle. No budge. Is truly lock! By Lenin. Peek through crack. Cold air freeze eyeball. Is fairly normal for Latvia. No cause for concern. See bed of hay much like own. Is woman stand in corner, face wall. Skin very white. Look like good Latvian. Peasant stare for while, almost knock door, but decide go to bed instead.
Decision to go bed save life. If had stood there much longer, would have starve. Was piece of horse shit next to hay bed, peasant ate. Enough calorie to survive another day.
Peasant return to mysterious stall next day. Peek crack. See only redness. How strange! Woman must have block crack with symbol of glorious motherland. Red is good color, yes?
Peasant consult owner wife. Sigh heavily like woman who have give birth, say, Did disobey? Did listen instruct? Did look through crack of mysterious stall? Peasant said that had. Woman say, Must tell you story. Many year ago, before rise of glorious communism, attendant of Czar stay in stall. Was white all over, had red eye from cold air of winter. When glorious October Revolution occur, man stay lock there to avoid justice of motherland.
People's Army Patrol happen to be going by, hear story. Arrest woman for hiding attendant of fascist Czar. Arrest peasant for being within 30 feet of attendant of Czar. Arrest attendant of Czar for hiding from justice of motherland. Arrest mysterious stall for hiding attendant of Czar. Dig up body of Czar, arrest Czar for hiding attendant. Arrest hay for holding body of attendant. Truly, is no shortage of criminal to arrest in such situation. All sent to gulag, freeze death. Such happy ending! Justice finally serve. Lenin surely beam with pride.
HarryHayes ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:38:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome! An actual good story, and not a creepypasta that relies on shocking pictures.
DiscoHippo ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 17:00:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love reading scary stories, but god dammit i can't handle any pictures attached. any picture. It could be a picture of a flower pot or a staircase and i get startled. I really wish there was a way to browse SCP with the pictures turned off.
neoman4426 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:07:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Assuming all the pictures are hosted on site you could create a couple ad blocker rules to block images on the site. Could also use a text only browser like Lynx
DiscoHippo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
text only is a great idea. need to figure out how to do it at work...
neoman4426 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:24:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you allowed to run programs from a flash drive or anything? This should work if so http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/lynx-portable
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same way: I really like to read scary stories, letting my own imagination run wild. But I can't handle pictures, or even horror movies. I don't know why. I just don't like creepy pictures. Stories are great though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same! Plugging /r/shortscarystories
slibismobile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SCP is much better with pictures in my opinion. Helps me imagine everything in my head better.
TheLameSauce ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:44:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depending on your browser you should be able to turn images completely off. For example:
Chrome - Settings > Advanced Options > Content Settings > Do not show any images.
DiscoHippo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm using firefox right now, but we do also have chrome, thank you!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:28:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So they were albinos?
al-schinanigans ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:56:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
those fucking albinos
onedrummer2401 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Albino people actually usually have dark blue or purple irises if my memory serves me correctly.
freeze_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd really like to see /u/the_latvian_version of this story.
The_Latvian_Version ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:59:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have deliver, comrade
freeze_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Many thanks! I'll send a cake to the gulag!
Castun ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And this is why you never tell someone they're not allowed to open a specific door.
DenSem ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:23:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.....annnnd goosebumps.
MafianDelights ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:13:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SAFETY WORD. SO MUCH NOPE.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3c2baMMr1r9vyt7.gif
WatchmanDD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that totally creeped me out
callmekvothe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nope. no. nope nope no.
i'm at WORK and i'm terrified.
pdeluc99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can anyone else almost see it?
valas34 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really like the Latvian/Russian version from a previous thread. I don't remember which thread it was though and good luck finding a specific thread about jokes.
thatcleverchick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will never be so curious as to open a mystery door. I would have handed that lady back her key and left as soon as I heard about the door that shall not be opened.
GamingSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read the comment you replied to, the one that specifically mentions red eyes. My heart still jumped at the end ._.
pat pat chest Easy in there >_o
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad it's 4pm and I'll forget this story before I go to sleep.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just about to go outside into the darkness for a cigarette.
There'll be lights on up and down the street but I am terrified.
Especially of red ones.
liamneesonsshadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my bed-sheet is red. my door has a keyhole. i see red through the keyhole when i look in. freaks me OUT EVERY TIME.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol, how often are you looking through your own keyhole?
liamneesonsshadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my room is right at the end of the hallway and i see into the keyhole when im walking towards it. so i walk faster until i cant see into it anymore.
w0rkaccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, short stories usually don't give me chills like that. Thanks for the read!
thekick1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And... Nightmares for life.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuuuuuck that
CRAZYC01E ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll save this for the morning. Don't want to ruin my night before I start driving for three-four hours tomorrow.
Asylem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god... nope. Crap. I'm not sleeping tonight.
ApercevoirMoi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's it! I'm sleeping with my light on.
Tortoise_Rapist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holyfuckingshit
Coli6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read this story a billion times and I still don't get it. What's he looking at when he looks into the keyhole & sees something red? The white lady's eye??
WassupWassup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God.
ninja36036 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:35:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That took me a split-second too long to get. Very chilling.
rosylux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like to imagine her saying this in a really exasperated tone, like every single fucking person who checks into this hotel always looks through the keyhole and no one ever listens to me grumble grumble.
newbadmotherfuhrer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh fug
Blytheway ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:26:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. I know a bunch of people who are pale. No big deal.
Blood all over the walls? Too clichรฉ.
Okay, definitely blood.
............ Wait. WHA WHOAH NOOOO. NO. NOPE.
TheWarriorOwl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No joke I almost bolted from where I'm sitting once I realized what happened.
Steeleclem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Took me a minute to get this one. The ghost was looking through the keyhole at him, right?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup.
ddrober2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You see this is why if I had a hotel with a haunted room with a ghost that kills people that enter, I would just leave it a blank door and not mention it, aside from general hotel rules of not entering rooms without permission, like the storage closet. If horror movies have taught me anything is that people are idiots. You tell them don't try to enter this room, you can damn well bet they are going to try and enter that room. You don't mention it, they just go to their hotel room and go about their day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never got why people get so scared at this. Is the ghost not allowed to look out if some random guy looks in?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's creepy because the ghost was inches from his face staring directly into his eye and he had no idea until after the fact.
OssiansFolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Hubert Christ why did I read that story?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stayed in a hotel that allegedly was haunted by a ghost called the white lady who had killed herself there after her husband died in a mining accident. I didn't know this until the morning when we had checked out but when we walked into the place I said to my husband "I think this hotel is haunted". We definitely wouldn't have slept there had we known that info before hand.
nnwan225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DONE
Dem0nic_Jew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God i love this one
Ashvya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's mid afternoon on a very bright, sunny 90 degree day and I still pulled the blankets over my head after I read this.
Jydenfragyden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't find it creepy, and I don't get it was it because they were albino?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was starting into the eye of the ghost, who was staring at him.
ThirdD3gree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had to re read the end a few times, but when I got it damn, that was scary!
IHazMagics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, I've never heard that before. Legitimate chills.
pujispatricio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i have never actually felt "spine-tingling" before in my life. before this story. it felt like my whole body was being shook but i was standing still
biaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking chills.
captainobvious254 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
thing24life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it. I should not have RED that.
BitingInsects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They stared into his eye and violated his soul.
Hyperman360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered what would happen to a ghost haunting a room if the building is demolished. Does the ghost simply disappear? Die? Call a real estate agent?
kyndo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahaha!
My heart skipped the biggest beat!
Isendal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My freshman English teacher took that story, made thirty grammar mistakes and gave it as part of our English final. She was crazy and not fun in any way.
Aloket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I should not have read that.
Sdreven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Russia version is fucking hilarious. This story freaked me out until I heard the Russian version
JaceAoT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
its 1.10 at night right now. There's no fucking way in hell im reading that.
Nibiria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't find this is scary, am I missing anything? I feel like I just missed a detail somewhere.
Sammikins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why we don't look through keyholes. Nothing good comes from looking through keyholes.
deadken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I'm confused.
What hotel would tell you specifically not to go prying in a room that was locked with no room number?
It would be like having a bellhop give you a tour on the way to your room, pointing out every utility room, mentioning they were locked, and not to mess around with them.
Do they take you for some kind of night stalking thief?
isperfectlycromulent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This story made me leery of ever looking through peepholes again.
MicrowaveableDonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ok so they were looking back through the keyhole. yawn...big deal.
EllairaJayd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck!
DanteMH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a similar story about a kid and it's parents sleeping in a hotel with said door nobody is allowed to go through. I think the kid is curious and while exploring the door at night, he hears something from the room his family sleeps in. It ends with a dead mother or some shit, Idk.
jspegele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would the hotel staff specifically tell guests not to go into that room? Just put a number on it, keep the door locked and don't mention it. No guest would even think twice about what's behind the door.
hakkzpets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:32:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably stay away from ghost stories if logic is your thing.
Skitterleaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the thing that makes ghost stories scary is that they're plausable...
Skitterleaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like the damn Good advisor from Black and White.
"Oh no, Sire, don't set fire to all the villagers homes, and then murder their spouses, and then force them to eat the corpses because you threw all their crops and livestock in the sea. That would be awwwwfuuuuul!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am assuming her pupil is red as well?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:56:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotcha.
sugar_free_advice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one always gets me! Creepy.
rolo_tony_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has got to be one of the all time best creepypastas. Short, pretty well written and with a twist that is not overdone.
hakkzpets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one is probably the best I ever read, because the execution is fairly well done too. Seems to be a bit broken if you're not on a smartphone though, but nothing that really hinders the experience.
http://storiesforyourscreen.com/annie96-is-typing/
Edit: Okey, definitely broken if you're not using a smartphone. Don't ruin the experience by not using a smartphone!
GildedLily16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My phone vibrated a couple of times and the screen had a seizure. Was that to add to the effect?
hakkzpets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's quite well done. Not "AH MY FUCKING GOD WHY!!??" like that South-Korean comic with a running old lady, but more "Oh, spooky" which adds to the story.
DDawg1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god
tyrified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That has got to be one of the most elaborate ways to get a boy to admit he likes you. It worked though, and she seemed happy with how it turned out.
josborne31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This story is why hotels have moved away from doors with keyholes and instead used magnetic key/locks.
joettshowbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuckkkk that
karmagod13000 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:42:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sauce?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just updated my post with the full story.
theopticalsquid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:58:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
KILLER ALBINOS!
Ellynee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I literally had a oh shit moment at the end there.
Forgotten-Six ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the dancing asian girl one is better, less paranormal, more grounded in reality.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I always choose Hilton
neszero ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a story on the show Beyond Belief that scared the hell out of me as a child more than any other -- it was called "The Red-Eyed Creature."
It involved the child of the household repeated seeing red eyes in the dark at night. The parents concluded that it was only the LED lights from the security system mount on the wall, but then it turned out to be a ghost or something.
And if you remember, Beyond Belief consisted of several stories that were either true or false, and the viewer had to guess which was which by the end of the show-- this one was claimed to be true. Lost some serious sleep over that one. Still creeps me the hell out to this day.
And a side note: my girlfriend told me about how she used to see red glowing dots in her closet when she was a child. Her parents were separated and this was at her dad's house. She'd have him check the closet top-to-bottom for some toy with an LED light or some other possible source of the glowing red dots. They never found out what it was. Her friends saw it to, and she hated sleeping there because of the red dots in the closet at night.
Corund ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine used to work the night shift at a small hotel in Sliema. There used to be an old house on the corner (it's still there, it's just been turned into a cafe/bar since a big developer turned the block behind it into a luxury hotel).
Anyway, there were rumours of a white lady haunting the house, occasionally to be seen in the small hours by unreliable witnesses, drunk on their way home after a night in the bars up in St Julians nearby.
So my friend was going home after a hard night at the restaurant, after clearing up and setting up for the next day, and yes, a couple of drinks in the hotel bar. It was 3 or 4, little traffic on the road. He had parked right in front of the little old house.
Starting the car he checked his mirrors and saw a figure all in white, a pretty young woman who looked to be in some distress. Oviously he turned to look through the rear window.
Nothing.
No one there.
He says he saw her in the mirror again before he reversed into the car behind him, drove into the car in front, in an effort to get the fuck out of there, fast and then drove off with his heart beating in his mouth.
DeadxSilent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! First time I read that my heart felt like it jumped up into my throat.
effa94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The grudge?
theitgrunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it the red-eyed demon/ghost thing exists across cultures on all continents?
Luken_Puken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This comment ruined the reveal for me. You should edit it and take out the red eye part...
kathartik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the fact that people say creepypasta scared them as a kid makes me feel very very old :(
DarnoldMcRonald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I see an old hotel I just say no.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Myself and several friends were all hanging out one night trying to recall the scariest stories we had heard before. By the fourth story or so, one of my friends decided that he'd start retelling this story but with a slight change... instead of a ghost with red eyes, it was a sexual pervomaniac who liked to envelope the whole door handle and keyhole with his ass.
Needless to say, the reveal was equally powerful.
RedditsInBed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One weekend my ex and I had gone out to some beach in Cali, we got a hotel so we wouldn't have to drive for an hour back home after hanging out at the beach all day.
I fall asleep and begin dreaming. There was a cat in the hotel room in my dteam. Weird. It jumps on the bed and begins to nuzzle my neck. Wow, what a friendly cat. It the lays against my neck. But he gets heavier and heavier. Pretty soon I feel like I can't breathe and I panic.
I'm desperately trying to get the cat off as he suffocates me. I finally jolt awake and gulp in air like I'll never breathe again. For some reason I felt terrified. Like something was in the room. I ended up sleeping with the bathroom light on as well as the tv.
Hotel rooms have weirded me out ever since...
Theolivermand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love old hotels! I want to sleep in that 2000 year old hotel in japan someday
dafuqdidijustc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the part of the thread where someone links Jeff the killer
michellie89 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:45:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be honest I'm afraid to really sleep in any hotel.
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nidrab ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:51:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some people even say that if you take a walk he'll tax your feet...
Csoltis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:42:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD! :) lol
Zuimei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well he is the taxman from the city of D.C. He first sat in with the Man at the ripe old age of three... weeks old.
Fhorglingrads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I"M THE TAXMAN!
Skibba-dobba-deee Bop-boop-bada-boop! Bop-boop-bada-boop!
neonscientist92 ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 19:22:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most terrifying one i've read. lol
Tcloud ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:57:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You audit think so.
thatoneguy172 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to try it but I am way too terrified of that!
angeloierullo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
~lol~
TheGifGoddess ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:29:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did he tell you how it will be?
uranus_be_cold ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something about one for you, nineteen for him. WTF?
TheGifGoddess ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:22:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's because he's the taxman. Yeah, the taxman.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:46:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And then George Harrison's ghost will appear and play an angry, crunchy guitar solo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually McCartney played the solo on "Taxman."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got me there. Counter trivia: in what other song does that solo appear, and how did they sample it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Counter-counter-trivia: The solo from "Tomorrow Never Knows" sounds like the Taxman solo backwards, but it's actually merely similar.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're awesome! Rarely am I ever out-trivia'd on the subject of my favorite band.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to high school with the Goddess of Beatlemania, she taught me well.
MatticusVP ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:55:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats why I never lie on my taxes
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MatticusVP ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:30:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man! Youre probably right. There are a few odd jobs Ive done here and there. I dont think one has to claim certain incomes if they total less than $600, though. I could be wrong about that, but I remember hearing something like that from musicians (well ,the ones that get paid).
slvrbullet87 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:50:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Correct, you would be required to ask for a 10-99 form from the sweet old lady that hired you to cut her grass and pain her garage if you were paid $600 or more in a calendar year.
MatticusVP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, that was my understanding. I can say with certainty that I havent made more than $600 in a year doing any sort of side work. I dont do much sidework. I did make about $350 over a 3 day weekend, though.
pikapikachoo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:58:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Keep lying, the taxman knows.
MatticusVP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's got nothing on me. My brother, on the other hand...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Agent McGinny with the IRS. Please continue.
MatticusVP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I called, and the IRS does not emply an agent McGinny...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's my undercover name. My real name is McJewy.
MatticusVP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, you! Youre the guy who tried to audit my mother because she left 3 pennies unclaimed!
Holly_the_Adventurer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:45:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? When I do this, this song just starts playing.
samuelludwig74 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is definitely the most "urban" legend I've ever heard
Nyxtro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:48:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check the mirror he'll tax your face, CUZ I'M THE TAXMAN!
JrMaynard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I need that guy! Im always terrified about getting audited
Jaggle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck I just peed myself a little
Calderweiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the scariest thing in this thread.
shokwave00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, it makes you a conservative?
WhatTheFhtagn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you take a walk he'll tax your feet.
daftpunkies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so happy someone was able to make me laugh here otherwise I'd still be scared to go and pee
clownsalx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is just to damm scary. the audits the horror.
Hyperman360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IRS League, ATTACK!
speakingmoose123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't it be three times "Biggie Smalls" ?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
then he'll pull you into a small room lit with fluorescent light, with a stack of all the charity deductions you claimed on your last three returns. that's when the panic begins, but not where it ends.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeeeeeah I'm the taxmaaaaaaan
is 5% of beer too small?
kommissar_chaR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're thinking of the Taxmaster
tinman82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not too worried, he takes 2 weeks to process and a month to send out a letter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is very similar to Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec) horror story
Ron Swanson Horror Story, only 16 seconds long
Fhistleb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dont try this one... Trust me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need to do your taxes so that when you're jacking in the bath you can bend your wiener up as your cumming so you can shoot it in your face
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My sister woke up from a nightmare once screaming " The tax payer is eating my brain".
Sir_Fappleton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I walked into the bathroom and used a lighter to light the money shaped candles systematically placed around the room. I turned the lights off and closed the blinds in the bathroom leaving me in complete darkness.
I slowly started chanting "Taxman Taxman" after the thirteenth time. The lights in the bathroom flash on and off. From behind the shower curtain I hear a voice. "You have not declared these changes to your life to HM Revenue and Customs. Prepare to feel my wraith." It shouts. The room trembles as the voice echoes throughout the bathroom. "I was going to but then...." I manage to say before it cuts me off. "It's too late now." It replies. The lights flash on and off again and he is gone.
At that moment I ran to my computer and load up the online banking and there it was. An invoice from HM Revenue and Customs. The computer screeches as the invoice flashes up on the screen. I fall back on my chair from panic and hit my head on the floor. As I pass out I see it's face. "The taxman will return again." It bellows.
Rhinexheart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:04:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Legend has it that he was an IRS accountant who was overworked to death
jman4220 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:40:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also if you say "Tech N9ne" 5x he will appear in your mirror through your chest ripping out your spine.
Source: 'It's Alive'
VicYesterday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The horror! The PG-13, pure, unadulterated horror!
uber1337h4xx0r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SAY IT AINT SO!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:43:18 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck man. This will keep me awake for ages. "No I did not accept any gifts larger than $10000".
Rhodie114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:11 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that's what happened to John Lennon
ZacharyCallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if you kick him in the nuts hard enough he wont bother you again...but someone else may come.
GuybrushDeepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Holy SHIT I just fucking screamed like a prepubescent, pimple-dicked pre-teen, pricking his pecker on a pine-needle! Take it easy with some of these stories man. My gf is shaking her head at me in the exact same manner my father did when he almost choked on his Corn Cobb pipe upon finding me wood-gluing his recently shaved and discarded pubes I discovered in the bathroom waste basket to my virgin face.
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ImThatGuy42 ยท 1574 points ยท Posted at 16:09:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's one with a woman who let's her son play with her phone and when he falls asleep she looks at the pictures and there is a picture of somebody in a mask standing in front of her son.
[deleted] ยท 1218 points ยท Posted at 17:17:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Saw that. Even if it was fake, that picture is creepy as fuck.
EDIT: lots of people asking for links. Soon as I get home and I can get on a proper computer (I'm on mobile right now) I'll do my damnedest to find it. I know I found the story here on reddit. Just gotta remember where...
EDIT 2: BAM!Must've seen it linked on Reddit cause I just found it with a quick Google search. Anyways, glad I was actually able to deliver! Thanks to /u/Apolik for spreading the link around until I could get to it.
FINAL EDIT: yay for my top comment not being something embarrassing or stupid!
SheLikesCloth19 ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 17:36:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can someone find the picture? I wanna see it but don't know what to google.
wigglywiggs ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 17:39:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/New_Cell_Phone
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x755x ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 19:25:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was downright pasta. Made my mouth water.
anu26 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 19:32:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it spaghetti, and did it belong to your matriarch?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:56:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
was it regurgitated onto your jumper?
anu26 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:59:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are your patella enervated and your forelimbs weighty?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you prepared to release ordnance?
sloppyjahloppy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Moms spaghetti
Lochcelious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope she made alotsa SPAGHETTI
RespiteRequiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's Spaghetti
DrunkPython ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:45:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats when you take a gun and shoot every closed closet and bathroom doors about fifty times each. Until you get a text that reads, "you missed"...
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DrunkPython ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:50:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what?
itpm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm writing an edit. Hang tight.
jw7991 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What?
JohnnyPalermo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:45:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf dude...
itpm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll confess that I turned his head several times until the little flap of skin was all twisted up.
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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itpm ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:02:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Considering that was back in 1997 and I'm now sitting my fat ass on a toilet on reddit, I would say I'm just as okay as you very likely are.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:47:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude this is absolutely so fucked up and I feel so first-world comfy right now and am not even ashamed of that.
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I feel now living in Austin, Texas. I got my masters in management, work a decent job, have a big ass house in a cul de sac. Stuff I never dreamed of as a child. A lot of the people I knew back home have either been whacked, kidnapped, raped, or are junkies. I'm too afraid to go back to visit, not even for a day in stepping foot there. I don't need the unnecessary risk.
dieDoktor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time OP
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:48:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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dieDoktor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry you had to go through that. At the very least, did you learn anything from the experience?
itpm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I learned that the dead should be respected. My experiences didn't deter me from going to med school but I did drop out because I was a complete dumbass. My education foundation was garbage then. I couldn't read for more than 2 minutes without falling asleep. Each year we would only get up to page 30 of our textbooks and the only books I would read were crappy 1 page misogynist joke comics (Condorito).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty bad ass ey? I have to admit that I bought drugs off those kids from that area once... definitely two of my lowest points in my life.
CallingTomServo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down, Pistorius.
YourAssHat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bae caught him slippn
OrShUnderscore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck
Brian_M ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:56:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Liza Minelli.
itpm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great. Now I went to look up her photos on google images. I ain't sleeping tonight.
Brian_M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Liza Minelli will come into your room, in order to kill you in revenge for that latent crack about her looks, but will be distracted by your cell phone, and will attempt to call her agent on it, looking for high profile Broadway work. But she is technologically inept and will end up hitting the camera button, and taking an unwitting creepy selfie. Then, the cops will drive past, and she'll get spooked, and she'll abscond. Extravagantly.
weezermc78 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Glad I clicked this in the daytime
eatsleepricardo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:16:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but now it will haunt our nights....DAMMIT!!!!!!
DiseasedScrotum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's 1 AM here in India. Just clicked it. Won't be able to sleep now :/
AnyRudeJerk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:00:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be brave my kulcha warrior
kismetjeska ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:10:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No reason to be alarmed. It's just the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home.
Castun ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw puppet caught me slippin'
Spin_me_right_round2 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:34:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OMFG!!! Nope. I'm done. Bye Internet.
OssiansFolly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With this person...fuck this shit...not coming back...
Keyboard smash
truwarier14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hell? Welp gotta go take a poop now
chocolate_chip_cake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sorry mate, its bed time. Ain't clicking that, but you have my upvote.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where the hell do they get "the left half of an elderly womans face"? I think they explained to much.
tijger897 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it crashed. Mirror anyone?
wigglywiggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sorry if this is late but it is back up if you are still interested.
tijger897 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok thx :)
wigglywiggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no problem bud have a nice day :)
tijger897 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:14:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You too!
pissfacecatpants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I got an emergency flood alert on my phone as I opened that. I'm going to have nightmares aren't I?
wigglywiggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the elderly woman telling you that so you will remain in one place.
ryuzaki49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a mask?
Codeshark ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:38:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. I think it is a sleeping child.
drinknilbogmilk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whew, now I can sleep tonight.
sleepyeyes_24_7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...aaaaand I'm not sleeping tonight.
BellybuttonFunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy as fuck...
thisisallme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. That.
Awric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After reading this I immediately checked the photos on my iPhone. My heart was beating so fast.
bebopblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relax people. The kid fell asleep playing with the camera, so it was still ON when she picked it up. Not realizing it is still on, she turned around and accidentally hit the camera button. The "mask" is probably her shoulder, whatever designs she has on her shirt.
Kylesdirtylatinamaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She was just taking a selfie with the kid in the background.
DumbledoresNipple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Liza Minnelli
cineast67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw, hell no.
AltairsBlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the best creepypasta ones are the short ones. They just ends and with the realization and nothing is overtly spelled out for you like some of the longer ones.
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a doll to me. Which is even worse.
jhartwell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man...that is one shitty mom. The picture makes the kid look around 10 at the oldest. The story says she put the phone down after she came home from work ( so lets assume she gets home at 6 and the phone was put down within an hour, so by 7 the boy had the phone). She is watching TV and just not caring what is happening to the boy for at least 4 hours before going to get the phone and didn't even know where her son was...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly don't have kids. It's not like the kid left the house. She knew he was in the house. And some days you just want your kids to leave you alone. Sometimes it's like "whatever, play with my phone, just let me take a shit in peace." Literally.
KismetHitsuzen ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 17:38:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is what you're looking for.
smurphy1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:39:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That face looks like a muppet.
hype_corgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My first thoughts were Jeff the Killer and the puppet from Saw.
SheLikesCloth19 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JESUS
katisko ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:31:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ImNotGonnaClick ImNotGonnaClick... oh God, why
AdvocateForGod ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:04:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dang.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to nap today. Oh well.
SneakyNightman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bae caught me slippin'
danjs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link pls?
Apolik ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:54:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In case you missed the reply above.
kittygoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, it's just Liza Minnelli.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Apolik ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In case you missed the reply above.
octoCase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's from 4chan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pls deliver, you've intrigued me now :O
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce?
madman3131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds creepy as fuck
SnoopWhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You better deliver. We're counting on you here.
Calderweiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's creepy, but hey, at least they didn't get axed to death, maybe he just stole jewelry or something.
SlickFlip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I looked at it not expecting much. I felt my spine practically freeze when the picture loaded. It's 4pm and I'm in a bus full of people. There no reason for me to feel this way.
AFlawAmended ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just some goblin taking selfie, no big deal.
smellycheesefeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For a "new cell phone" that's a pretty shitty picture.
Absolute_momentum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know why I clicked that link... Gave me the creeps. ugh
zgrove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guess I'm never sleeping again
horse12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaand i can't sleep.
M4XiiMUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wtf i was expecting a ski mask not that creepy ass thing.
Sammikins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No no nope nope nope
rustyelliot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE. Just got on the nopetrain headed straight to Nopeville.
MasterSaturday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy, but fake as fuck.
helix19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm almost positive the "old woman" is actually the boy's hand. The side of her face is the edge of his hand and her ear looks very much like a finger.
StillWeCarryOn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking picture. When u first saw it I was on a weird sleep schedule and stayed up until 4 every morning. Saw it at about 330 and it was the only thing that ever legitimately scared me.
wtfapkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH HELL NAW.
copperbricks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Im gonna kill this kid... But first let me take a selfie. Dunn Dunn Dunn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe much in supernatural stuff, but that story/picture is just fucking unsettling.
tbhbbidgaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK THAT. CANNOT UNSEE
Finnablow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That might be one of the creepiest pictures I have ever seen
violets_arent_blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to take a moment to compose myself because of how creepy that is, holy shit.
Herpuhderpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not before bed!
haotududis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So very tempted to click on the link but then again it occurred to me that I'm staying in an empty apartment by myself in a foreign country. So no.... But.. Maybe I could peek...
oldmanfartbiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that's creepy. Thought it would be some supernatural looking thing but no, just a creepy-ass selfie.
SpawnMoreMinerals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:02 on July 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That ghost is terrible at selfies.
hellcatnotamused ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
Apolik ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In case you missed the reply above.
hellcatnotamused ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on My phone so it doesn't show all of the comments :/ sorry!!
PandaBurrito ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link please?
Apolik ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:54:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In case you missed the reply above.
diracula85 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:27:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of this guy at the grand canyon who never saw the guy behind him
RavenousPonies ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:48:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen that before and it never made sense to me. You are at an international attraction that thousands of people visit a year and you freak out when there is someone else there?
SpeakingHonestly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:37 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i agree, op is stupid
flirtatioussocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No matter how fake that picture may be, it is still my least favourite photo on the internet.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's obviously fake
rcrabb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:06:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't seem obviously fake to me. What's your evidence?
duckmurderer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:56:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a good prank for a husband to play on his wife.
JohnnyKAI ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:18:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck. I saw that picture one time and was wondering what the fuck was so bad about it until I realized to the right there was a creepy face staring at me. Gave me the chills.
Retrophile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would shit my pants and die.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then what?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit
LillaNissen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember this /r/nosleep story about a killer who took a snapchat of the victim sleeping before killing them, then sent the snap to all the other future victims. I will see if I can find it.
GaryTheReptile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the whole story?
MojoMaster2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you.
futureghostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a mask, it looks like and old woman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ImThatGuy42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.scaryforkids.com/camera-phone/
coyotebored83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that scared the crap out of me.
Starklet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huh? So the person was in between the son and the camera when he took a picture and he never noticed?
Edit: nvm now I get it
deus_mechanicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaaaand now I'm too scared to look in photos app...
Sammikins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else notice in the picture it looks like the person in the mask is wearing like a plastic smock or something.
Do not want
Jthumm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
KismetHitsuzen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I found when I went looking for the picture just now for another user.
One6124 ยท 3276 points ยท Posted at 16:09:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bae caught me slippin
biocuriousgeorgie ยท 3033 points ยท Posted at 17:05:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bear caught me sleepin
CidO807 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:50:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/bearsdoinghumanthings
"watch me fuck with this human by taking a picture of them while they sleep... oh and i'm gonna eat the shit out of all their food"
ImPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rsk
ClickHereForBacardi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As that line plays out in my head, that bear is wearing a backwards cap and a sleeveless shirt and is armed with a natty light.
aubgrad11 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then he stole your jet fuel stash
PlukDeDag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meta!
Pie_Lord ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:15:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bear Grylls caught me sleeping.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:59:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
this just made me laugh outloud in a fancy restaurant
Edit: since everyone wants to know, I was eating at the bar in a fancy restaurant because it's my favorite place to eat and I'm single and I just do these things.
DavidToma ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:25:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you on your phone while eating?
thesoupwillriseagain ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:38:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Waiting for the food?
sap91 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:45:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alone in a fancy restaurant?
thesoupwillriseagain ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Possibility A: Waiting for other person(s) to arrive.
Possibility B: With family or a group and not actively participating in conversation with everyone.
Possibility C: Other person is in the toilet at the moment.
Epledryyk ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:08:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Possibility D: actually enjoys eating alone
thesoupwillriseagain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back to /r/foreveralone with you! Can I come too?
Epledryyk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did like that it was Possibility D: with the terrified face like that.
But no you can't come, I'm trying to eat alone here!
thesoupwillriseagain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So the possibility that the other person is on the toilet naturally gets a creepy ass smile. What kind of screwed up subliminal shit is going on in my head?
Garmfield ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love eating alone its the best way
three_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D:
Riddle-Tom_Riddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yay for schizoid tendencies!
ClickHereForBacardi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We can't all pull that off. Not everyone looks dignified enough that they can eat a solitary meal without being asked "Are you okay?".
The_GeoD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Help them out of the toilet. That's gross.
elj0h0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sure it wasn't Goatman?
Waldorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Read that the other day and thought I'd forgotten about it...
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:12:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GOLDILOCKSPROBLEMS
ClickHereForBacardi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
\#backslashproblems
pizzaisyummy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#GoldilocksProblems
FTFY
BATTLES_PEOPLE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grylls
nukacolajohnny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But Bear brings his camera crew everywhere. It said so on the discovery channel.
Stinky_Taco_69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fat wife coughs me sleeping with a bear :(
bossk538 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's one about a guy who goes camping and cooks bacon for dinner. He takes a shower so that bears won't smell the bacon and mistake him for food. Unfortunately, he puts on the same clothes he cooked in before going to sleep. A bear comes and eats him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for not editing your post after the gol...... SHIT I RUINED IT
CharlieBravo92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfoot caught me slippin
iiToxic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as "beer caught me sleepin" and I was like wut
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Baer*
Hax_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:17 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Baer.
allanaskye ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:31:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Baer caught me slippin.
pablowme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Into the futuuuuuuuurrrrrrreeeee
SgtCrinklecream ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfoot caught me slippin!
ClickHereForBacardi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Baal caught me slippin
tfpblake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Classic
mudcove ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:45:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
once, when i was 5
coolgamerboi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:46:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see "bae" everywhere but I have no idea what it maens. Can you please enlighten me.
[deleted] ยท 274 points ยท Posted at 14:42:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And then...? OP PLS
fuckingchris ยท 864 points ยท Posted at 16:03:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OP was kil
Wolverine1621 ยท 1047 points ยท Posted at 16:32:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS CAMERA?
ViolentWrath ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittynosleep
GetColdCocked ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:06:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doge
Cryse_XIII ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:07:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it was phone
CaliTyger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:01:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but what if OP was not kill???
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's some illuminarty shit right there.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:35:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how is babby formed
ReVo5000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
POTATO WAS.
Drunk_Securityguard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Such is life..
ReVo5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Much true!
ChewiestBroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
heat legend
kezza596 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Finally! A reference that I get, because I was there for the original post! I've been waiting ages for that.
Rivaranae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
66bananasandagrape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Cameras Be Real If OP Isn't Real?
DrummerBoy2999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meks meh cri evrytim
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Phone was
indobud ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:52:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Camera was camera.
klondon7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:37:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tom is
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:21:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WAIT
WHAT IF OP WAS NOT DIE ALL ALONG
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:49:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Solid may may bruh
tzage ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes that was the original question we all asked ourselves
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IT WAS PHONE.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:40:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not WHO but, WHY
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:56:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BMO is camera!
EZAC99 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:37:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
skeelak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i cri evritime
nukalurk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittynosleep
grantstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As long as it wasn't .... Candlej
dylan96r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'no'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No.
YES.
AubreyDrakeGraham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
nmezib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in peace, original OP.
Deeliciousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaand thennn?
MyLifeForSpire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
ErlendJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
theian01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
BlooFlea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No.
EDIT: lol look at how many no's this guy got.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:50:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
twinsofliberty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:52:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:54:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
Mickesh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
LuckeyHaskens ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"No"
v_as_in_victor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
Killsranq ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:29:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
GGAllinsMicroPenis ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Legend of the Sniper in the Forre
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And now they're writing to their living SO through facebook.
super__nova ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...led
relytv2 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But wat if op wasnt kill!?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'no'
qwertyydamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know what happened to him, and I won't bother you with the full story, but I went out hiking alone one time, same thing but with a DSLR happened to me. At first I was just trying to blame it on racoons just trying to get at the wrappers in my camera bag next to me, and almost as quickly I though of all the ways that didn't work. So I start freaking out, and I take what was supposed to be a two day hike into an 8 hour one, because there was no way I was staying out another night after something like that. I spoke to the ranger about it, and told me he had gotten other complaints about weird shit happening. It turns out that a couple fairly young guys (18 IIRC) loved hiking out in the woods, and just hike at night, and stop to play pranks on people. They saw my camera so the used that to mess with me, but for thers they would move around their gear, leave creepy dolls or cryptic notes, hang some bloody crosses above them or something like that. But they worked the opposite way around the trail that everyone else took so they would constantly get new targets. Sorry, this turned out to be longer than I expected, but that is one of my "holy shit the woods are creepy" stories.
its_the_peanutiest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No and then
TigerTail ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:49:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone else posted a story in a scary story thread with this exact same storyline a couple years back. Except there's was way more elaborate. If I recall, they were solo backpacking through Canadian wilderness and felt like they were being followed for a while but never saw anyone, took lots of scenic pictures on their trip, and when they had gotten back and developed the photos they discovered pictures of themselves sleeping in their sleeping bag.
Forrax ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:20:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Losing these stories is the biggest downside of the smartphone era.
"I spent a day in the woods hiking and then when I looked through my photos later that night... There was nothing unexpected because that staby hobo couldn't open my camera app without my password."
axmurderer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:50:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The more recent iOS lets you take pictures from the lock screen! Long live 3rd person mystery photographer creepypastas!
Natanael_L ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Android too with widgetlocker or a camera widget configured on the regular lockscreen
LordOfGears2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Galaxy s5 (maybe s4 too dunno)
Cryse_XIII ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
on vimeo there is a movie about that. you may or may not find it in /r/videos
adwt0125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I was just talking about this the other day - someone please link!!!
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:02:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how people do this. My friend goes camping by himself all the time and I would be terrified. I grew up doing stuff in the woods with my dad all my life. Camping, archery, hunting etc. But I could never go camping by myself. I didn't even understand how my dad could go out there alone in the dark to find his tree stand. 32 years old and this shit still scares the fuck out of me. I'd be hiding in my tent with a gun pointed at the door.
ChagSC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:46:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because scary movies don't represent real life. There are not monsters in the woods, even at night.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, no shit.
monty845 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, its not like your gonna have someone stand watch while the rest sleep or anything. How does having someone else with you make things so much better? Yeah, someone to get help if you hurt yourself, but for non-accidents?
brblol ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why what's going to be out there? Thugs selling crack?
__Cowboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:53:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bears are a thing though
brblol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't go camping in bear areas
__Cowboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in the pnw. Everywhere is bear or cougar area.
joeyoh9292 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:28:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this would be one of the funniest things that could happen.
You're just trekking in the woods and you stumble upon some guy sleeping with a camera next to him, so you just pick it up and take a picture of them. You walk off chuckling imagining the reaction when they wake up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol that's a good idea for the camping in the upcomming summer festivals
MusicFoMe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:41:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch the movie VHS if you haven't. There's a story in it very similar to this.
dilapidated_wookiee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those movies had some potential, if they weren't so haphazardly dumb.
MusicFoMe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoyed both of them. Sure there were some bad stories, but you can't watch sketch comedy expecting every skit to be hilarious.
A lot of the stories are pretty unique, especially in the second one. You just need to appreciate them for what they are. One of my favorites is the mountain biking zombie go pro one. While not an amazing story, it was a unique enough idea that it really held me interest.
I'm a big horror fan, especially when it doesn't involve OTT violence in order to achieve horror. I enjoyed Cabin in the Woods, not because it's a good movie, but because it was a novel concept.
dilapidated_wookiee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw both as well, I thought the one were they are in the motel room and the guy is just scrapping the knife along their skin. Ya fuck that noise, along with the vampire chick.
Cabin in the woods was also fucking awesome. The way they satirized general horror movies was hilarious and original, with an ending that came out of nowhere.
Edit: this fucking scene had me rolling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN5YDtkmxsk
Sammikins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoyed them too. Some of my favorite horror movies to date actually. They are coming out with a 3rd one too :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A very bad story but you should still watch VHS2.
RufusStJames ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:00:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look, nobody should be camping alone in the woods anyway. The woods are full of scary things:
You go into the woods alone, you're just asking for one death or another.
samtheman578 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you posted this more in depth before? I remember this story.
kissedbyfire9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is an old camp story at least in canada. I first heard it was I was 12 (13 years ago) and I've seen it at least 5 or 6 times on reddit, everyone telling it in the first person. you've just got to roll your eyes each time.
TimmyOutOfTheWell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my!
themusicman777 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:48:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I remember reading this somewhere on Reddit...
samtheman578 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I have the askreddit post saved. I'm not going through all that though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine creeping around campsites, you take a pictures of people while they are asleep in their tents with their own camera and pictures of all kinds of other random/morbid things just to scare the crap out of them when they someday find the pictures? That's pretty creepy.
irotsoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that would bother me much. Now if woke up with a drug induced hang-over and found pictures of my limp body being raped, then I might be a little frightened.
csonny2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are either a badass, or a very very sick individual
irotsoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or just a sarcastic bastard...
ridingshotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone have that creepypasta where the couple went to Scotland and when they came back they found out that happened?
kisskissxchu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i broke out in goosebumps at the thought
UltraChip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp.... I was going camping next week....
chopsueyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a good start to a story on r/nosleep
LionIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet Jesus, I just imagined that and
lemonchicken91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"After college, I went backpacking in the Canadian wilderness for a few weeks, by myself. To put this in perspective, I was in the middle of fucking nowhere (North of Atikokan, Ontario). The nearest "town" was a 3 hour bus ride away, and I only saw one other person (from a distance; he was in a canoe) during the entire 17 days. I brought a a few disposable cameras with me, as this was before digital cameras were too widespread, and took a lot of pictures. When I got home, I had them developed and took a look at them. The pictures were standard nature shots until I got about halfway through my first camera. There were 2 pictures of me, asleep in my tent, in my sleeping bag. I literally freaked out when I saw it, and had a complete breakdown. To this day, I have no idea how those pictures got taken. I haven't been camping since, and I sleep with my door locked and my curtains shut.
TL;DR: Went camping by myself in the middle of nowhere. Pictures of me in my sleeping bag were found on my disposable camera. It really messed me up.
EDIT: Front page at one point!!!!! And more than 10,000 comments wow, thank you all!! To all of the people saying that I made up the story, I promise you it is true. I will try to find the pictures and scan them, I know I have them somewhere."
lemonchicken91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A redditor actually stole that but I did see a video of this before
ASK_ME_IF_UR_A_FAGET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then don't bring a camera.
dom91c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
im going camping tonight. thanks.
lemonchicken91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/snapshot.asp
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The problem here is that you were in the woods alone.
FerretHydrocodone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of that urban legend....are you sure this isnt just something you have experienced?
DasOnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It seems even an air mattress would be more comfortable than sleeping on your camera.
Photark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it a rural legend, tho?
fluffles724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not relevant but the camping part sort of is. A hunter goes out to hunt, by sundown he's lost and wants to sleep till day. It's very dark when he finds an old cabin, he goes inside and lays down on the bed. He notices a bunch of weird face paintings on all the walls. He dismisses it and falls asleep. When he wakes up there were no paintings, only windows. I'm telling that from memory so I probably butchered it but that's not the point, it's freaky shit.
saintkreaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened to me but wasn't too creepy. Got drunk as fuck doing "Beers Around the World" at Epcot with my buddies - like "steal a park wheelchair from the entrance as we left" drunk. We go back to our hotel room to crash but I'm still having fun popping wheelies in our ill-gotten Disney chair down the hallways. We were on the 4th floor. Black out. Fade back in I'm lying on the floor in the lobby with a pillow under my head and a small blanket on top of me. I groggily get up around 3 a.m. and as I slink my way towards the elevators I hear a girl at the night desk giggle. The next morning the wheelchair is M.I.A and my cellphone's background pic is of me sleeping peacefully on the lobby floor.
TL;DR - got drunk, hotel employees took cell pic of me sleeping in their lobby
radii314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
at least the bears didn't take pictures of the rape
ukralibre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once I slept alone. I had a dream that I see the headlights of the car, that drives to my secret place. I found that I am paralyzed. Tried to get up with all the force, then I woke up p and sit up. Nothing. Maybe I hear some car sounds or thought too much about people that can find me sleeping.
ManWithYourPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No.
poopnuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why you don't sleep on your camera, silly goose.
DrtyFrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I camped alone one time just to see what it was like. I was terrified until I got too drunk to stay awake.
Blues2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sasquatch messin' with you!
xxHikari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude...It's right before bedtime and I got work. I'm so stupid for entering this thread.
IzanApollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me in a motel. My heart sank.
othniel01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's terrifying! The ground sounds more comfortable.
Kizenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You smell different when you're awake...
latigidigital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd laugh if that happened to me. Why so scare?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were sleeping on your camera WHERE DID THE PICTURE COME FROM?
GabrielD23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that's creepy
direflail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had to reread several times. Could not figure out how camera took picture if you were sleeping on it. Was worried about rogue time travelers more than creepy camp intruders.
drafterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why were you sleeping on your camera? That must have been uncomfortable.
datchilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad use to go camping and hiking when he was in college, or at the age you would go to college. He always "packed heat" and for good reason there are people who decided that they'd rather live in the woods forever then live in civilization and some of these people make you feel uncomfortable or are actually scary people. These people will sneak into your camp only revealing themselves to you when they're feet away from your tent. (You should always hail and speak to the people in a camp site before entering it, this only goes for people camping straight out in the forest) As well those same creepy people will follow you then tell you later on when they magically appear at your camping tent that they offhandedly saw you while you were hiking yesterday and decided to follow you because they wanted company...
Bring a firearm or a weapon, people are out there, and if not people animals.. and they will fuck you up or drag you kicking and screaming to your death.
DJMarkMoore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Goatman.
A5H13Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened to me. I found a picture of me sleeping in my bed on my phone (taken from the middle of my room so it couldn't have been me). It had to have been one of my family members, and they all insist it wasn't them (and they totally would have owned up to it if it was, since that's just the way they are).
suelinaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't take a camera!
kuihman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a short movie based on this: Alone Time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you go camping alone?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm surprised you were able to sleep.
scartol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like the one where the couple's hotel room gets robbed, and the thief left only the camera (pre-digital) and bathroom stuff. So they take pictures of themselves brushing their teeth, buy new clothes, and try to enjoy the rest of their vacation.
When they get home and develop the film, they find a photo of the thief with the toothbrushes sticking out of his butt.
Stinkfoot69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sleeping on your camera isn't good for your back.
nor your camera.
brod333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why were you sleeping on your camera, pillows are more comfortable in my opinion
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
forget sleep walking, you sleep selfy.
Fhistleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you sleep on your camera? Do you toss and turn?
memberzs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But who was camera?
paul_ruddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would never go camping alone. Ever. But that's just me.
evilbrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The other day I was downstairs making a sandwich when I heard my mum calling out "Brent, can you come up here for a minute?"
Halfway up the stairs I hear my mum call out from the lounge room "Brent STOP! Don't go upstairs, I heard it too!"
Parkercat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw a short film on that at a short film festival type thing. The woman is living a normal New York city life and then she decides she wants to leave for vacation cause things get too stressful. She picks up a disposable camera so she can document the vacation. She goes brings her tent and goes hiking etc. That's like the whole film. Then at the end she's looking at her photos at home and she sees all her pictures she took. Then the last few were pictures of her sleeping in her tent. Loud music started playing which scared the shit outta me and then the film ended. Never going camping alone.
woflcopter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But pictures don't sleep
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Going camping alone in the woods shows a lot of courage. I mean it; I could no way do it.
dml180283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went for a nap a few weeks ago. Empty house, kids at daycare/kinder. Husband interstate with work. All doors and windows bolted from the inside. I woke up a d checked my phone. There was a photo of me sleeping from behind. You could see my back, head and shoulder. It was taken from above me.
c9IceCream ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:00:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what about going camping with a friend and waking up with a condom in your ass? would you tell anyone?
aurochal ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:20:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So... wanna go camping?
c9IceCream ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:29:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
timing man... gotta wait for someone to fall into the trap
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:42:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hobos these days. Or bears.
FunneyBonez ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:48:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened to my brothers friend who went camping alone on the Oregon shore. He said (and showed me so it was proof) that after his whole trip when he got his photos he took developed there were pictures of him sleeping in his sleeping bag in his tent, even though he went alone.
imakevoicesformycats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think your brother's friend is messing with you. Especially if it's an older brother's friend. That's just the kind of thing I used to pull on my brother and his friends back in the day.
FunneyBonez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe so. Like I said though he just had the actual photos on him and seemed a little angst when telling the story.
Talfrey ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:05:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did that once.
TheXXII ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:10:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Digital camera.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:35:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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kevincredible22 ยท 2417 points ยท Posted at 12:53:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I give a peek in the rearview mirror from time to time to make sure no one is hiding back there
[deleted] ยท 1737 points ยท Posted at 13:49:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By the time you can see him in the mirror, it's already too late.
kevincredible22 ยท 1659 points ยท Posted at 13:53:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have reflexes like a cat
[deleted] ยท 570 points ยท Posted at 15:45:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A dead cat doesn't count.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:33:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is his fault if he lets it happen 9 times
cant_be_pun_seen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:54:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
neither does a live cat
Platitudinous_X ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine a live dog can if you train it to, but that takes time. Not so sure about cats, though.
tenacious_dbag ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:17:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drake & Josh?
OMGALEX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I was thinking!
Nilas_T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if it is Schrรถdinger's cat?
Better_nUrf_Irelia ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:28:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look. Schrรถdinger was the scientist, not the cat. Living, dead or some kind of conceptually abstract disposition between the two, it still wouldn't have been able to count.
BurritoX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well technically it would count here... Because he'd be dead.
GMogul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still got three lives left bro.
deadkittie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it does.
lemywincks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you may be impressing everyone else here buster brown but i am heavily schooled in drake and josh quotes. YOU CANT FOOL ME
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have found me out.... Ilovethatshow.
Praetorek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard nine lives come with the cat reflex package 2014.
ThisIsGoobly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can throw a dead cat pretty fast.
warhugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:43:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rockets were launched.
cjq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I, too, enjoy Drake & Josh.
damuser234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dead cats tell no tails
manlyassfuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DontYouMeanHAHAHAHA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:20:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yol9t
manlyassfuck ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WooerOfTheGlen ยท 1503 points ยท Posted at 15:21:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Ok Tobias
Edit: since everyone seems confused, this is an Arrested Development reference. Not Animorphs.
kevincredible22 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 16:18:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rockin the cutoffs right now
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:37:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are literally dozens of us.
ChemistryRespecter ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dozens!
Super_Zac ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:10:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he just liked cutoffs...
[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 17:03:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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cptcliche ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 17:53:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tobias' first morph was a cat! It was his pet cat, Dude.
nightwing2024 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:02:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But he lost that morph when he became trapped in the red tailed hawk.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:17:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until the Elementalist gave him back the powers of morphing from his hawk form.
Source: My childhood.
nightwing2024 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't even try me on Animorphs knowledge.
First off, it's Ellimist. And when he/it gave Tobias back his morphing ability, he did not retain his previous morphs. He was able to morph into his human self because the Ellimist literally sent hawk-Tobias back in time to acquire human-Tobias, as a gift for helping the two free Hork-Bajir escape the Yeerks.
Source: I read the entire series every couple of years.
joshuarion ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:59:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if impressive or depressing...
nightwing2024 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:37:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not ashamed of admitting my love for that series.
joshuarion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough! It's been years since I've seen them... I remember being very into the first 4(ish?) books, and slowly losing interest... Was there a compelling/satisfying conclusion? I might be convinced to pick them up ONE more time ;)
Stingerbrg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:45:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on what you mean by satisfying. The main conflict? Gets an ending. The series? I wouldn't want to spoil it.
Garper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found the ending absolutely horribly depressing and unexpected. It still rustles my jimmies to this day.
Peewee223 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember chucking the last book across the room when I read that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP warrior goddess.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:44:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's dimpressiving!
CaptainObvious1906 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also love The Animorphs!
Something I always wondered about that event...
So he was given the opportunity to acquire ~13 year old Tobias, and that's his human morph. But the other Animorphs kept growing up, and were said to be around 16 when the series ended. I wonder if it was weird that he was only able to assume his old thirteen year old body when everyone else has their more matured 16 year old forms... and then as the final book plays out, Jake and Marco are adults, aren't they? So if Tobias ever needed to use his human morphs around that time, he'd still be 13. But I guess they never got all that far on their mission, given what happened at the very end...
nightwing2024 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I was never happy with how the series ended. It was kind of, odd, the rich amount of detail that was provided leading up to the confrontation with the One. The gigantic space barge, the two military recruits, it all was so promising and then...it was over.
Rakan-Han ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:50:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After all these years, I'm still hoping Applegate will write a sequel to the Animorphs dealing with The One
Dandaman3452 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now I miss the series
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, it's been a good ten years since I've read those books. You're making me want to go back.
Toasterferret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:53 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I need to do this. I fucking loved those books.
nightwing2024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have the entire series on PDF. I could share it with you.
Toasterferret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:13 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear god yes please.
nightwing2024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:44 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PM me your gmail name and I'll share it with you in Google Drive
ToastmahGhost ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whoa spoilers dude
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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cptcliche ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ellimist**
SmokingChild ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure he plays Guild Wars 2 and that's why he got confused.
KeatingOrRoark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tobias can become a bunny, though!
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:59:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try not to blow yourself
GibsonJunkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*blue
ParadoxInABox ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:41:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy has a cat named Tobias for exactly this reason.
Toasterferret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:47 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
xEtownBeatdown ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:17:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I-I think I understood that reference...Animorphs, right?
channingman ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:39:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. 100% wrong.
xEtownBeatdown ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:21:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh...................ok. โ('๏ฝ`๏ผ)โ
Deesing82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is that a shrugging whale?
xEtownBeatdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is :D If you want it to be.
WooerOfTheGlen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:52:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So so wrong.
xEtownBeatdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like, the SooerofTheGlen.
teck923 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:36:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I instantly recognized the reference.. I haven't touched those books in over a decade, sheesh.
xEtownBeatdown ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:38:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! Someone who understands me :) Tobias the hawk. Books were incredible. Have an upvote.
In_Liberty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was an Arrested Development reference.
Betasheets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here ya go
tana-ryu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:48:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought animorphs too. :)
dying_to_be_vain ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:56:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was my first thought, too.
mister_paul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, a cat was the first thing Tobias morphed.
mister_paul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, how good would a Tobias/Tobias mashup fanfic be?
tadpoleloop ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wtf is animorphs?
9ty2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did this just turn into an animorphs reference?
skiingineer2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always manage to land on all fours!
darkwint3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First time I have seen an Arrested Development reference mistaken for an Animorphs reference.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the context behind this?
WooerOfTheGlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Arrested Development. Tobias claims to have cat-like agility.
pm-me-uranus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watchdog?
-w-a-l-d-e-n- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Duh, Tobias was a hawk.
awesomepossum87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably make it about Animorphs.
ViperhawkZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Animorphs would have been "eyes like a hawk."
OssiansFolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Animorphs?! WTF?!
theoneirologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This kind of agility?
Calderweiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or Drake and Josh.
Shenten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was kind of hoping it was animorphs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha! Animorphs. Nice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You thought it was an arrested development reference, but the hivemind has decided, so it's an Animorphs reference.
WooerOfTheGlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damnations!
SimplyQuid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that on this website everyone assumes it's Animorphs and you have to clarify it's actually from Arrested Development.
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got that reference!
There are dozens of us!
Flamboyatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna ask what hawks had to do with cat-like reflexes...
Edit: Rogue period... Not rouge.
Doctor-Hunger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me thinks there's too little Animorphs references on Reddit these days
rocksolider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Tobias and you, my friend, just freaked me out. Too much time spent on /r/nosleep
Blue97 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:43:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Throw it! I dare ya!
Kulongers ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:10:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AND the speed of a mongoose?
djp2k12 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't look in the mirror or curiosity will kill you.
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a purrfect pun
whenthelightstops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the speed of a mongoose.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the speed of a mongoose
BadAstroknot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:54:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the speed of a mongoose.
kevincredible22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:46:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They call me....white devil
gbdman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
equinsu ocha!
Koalas_Love_Trees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. If I'm gonna die, they're going down with me!!!
hardspank916 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the strength of an ox.
thefeepler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're screwed if your bathroom murder-stalker has a laser pointer.
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or a ball of yarn...i love yarn
tonythelovemonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now you see me, meow you don't
karmagod13000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you are driving?
Dark_Prism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you say they are cat-like, your reflexes?
kevincredible22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:18:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meow listen here, they are very cat-like. I even drink milk out of a saucer
lacraig2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A dead cat.
DrThaddeusVenture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that why your friends call you whiskers?
KosmicSlop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you, Whiskers?
threeminus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then I've got some bad news for you...
I'm pretty sure that's the exact way I'd respond to seeing a killer in the backseat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your in a car...what are you gonna do? Teleport home?
Rockyrocksornot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, a dead cat.
stayfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You always end up on all fours?
M_is_for_Mancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the speed of a mongoose...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like someone just earned themselves a new nickname. Pussyhands.
PoonSlayingTank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sha sha!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always end up on all fours..... like a cat!
Incorrect-Opinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But do you have 9 lives?
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think so...and running out fast
rat_muscle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet your friends call you whiskers.
amolad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's got hooks for hands, though.
TurdFurgis0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that why your friends call you whiskers?
TotallyNotKen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not always useful while driving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_hwerqogzQ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
take it easy ted
ank1613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats why my friends call me whiskers
Linnmarfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I gotta new nickname for you! Pussyhands!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You might be able to squeeze through a seam in the door, then.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cats can't drive
Asshole_Poet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Shasha-sha!"
littlecampbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brake check that fucker
gbdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is the cat Garfield?
coopstar777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A sexy cat
I'M NICHOLAS FREAKIN CAGE
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't cage this kitty
bassyourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
like this?
PM_ME_YOUR_SOFAS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Roxy like a puma
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rreoooowr
beavisandboothead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why my friends call me Whiskers.
eggylisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have fat-like reflexes
thet52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. A dead cat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
while the car is going at dangerous speeds good luck, also killing the driver while the vehicle is moving pretty fast it pretty fucking stupid if you ask me
h-v-smacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A CAT IS FINE TOO
ianelinon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Schrodinger's Cat: Get inside car, 50/50 chance you'll die.
Pathboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea... GARFIELD THE CAT!
Siegfried262 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shi Shi Sha.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just imagined you driving on the highway, when suddenly the murderer decides to pop up on the backseat, your reaction is simply opening the driver side door and jumping out, leaving the murderer behind in a soon to be wrecked car.
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This...I like this. I dare someone to try that shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like a pussy.
kevincredible22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:17:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sir, are not a nice Kevin.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha I didn't even look at your username. Sorry? Our name means "handsome and intelligent." No room for niceties. ;)
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have read that before as well. No worries you handsome, intelligent man
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:02:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cats don't have pre-cognitive senses, try again
[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 14:10:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well you can always drive into a wall full-speed.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:05:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my escape plan for so many things that haven't happened to me yet.
DerFluffy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:47:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 4: Wear Seatbelts
btmiexclamationpoint ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:07:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Easy there, Princess Diana.
EvilTonyBlair ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:14:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon.
btmiexclamationpoint ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:18:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fine, Dale Earnhardt?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I'll allow it.
Phnglui ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Leon Kennedy, is that you?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I have a seatbelt and airbags to save me. Someone hiding in the car or attemting to rob me won't have either of them. Hit something at 30mph and I'll be ok, but they will go through the window.
Tacobell_lovinggoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's when he unclicks your seat belt from behind.
TheRedCarey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And that, boys and girls, is why you always wear a seatbelt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stuntman mike?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read an article where a guy jumped into this girl's car and tried to make her drive away at gunpoint. She was rescued when she drove into a police car.
littlecampbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or brake check
Spiffywatercolour ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All you need to do is hit the brakes so he falls into the front seat, and then follow up with a falcon punch to the trachea. Super simple stuff.
aidenandjake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. When I approach my car after work at night I check the back seats and hatch... just to be safe.
freetoshare81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always check the back seat. There's the story of a woman stopping to get gas. The attendant is running out of the store trying to catch her. His arms waving wildly. He looks angry and the lady feels threatened. She gets in her car, locks the doors. He tries to grab the handle as she pulls away. She hears him screaming the whole time. Later the lady is found dead and raped by someone that was in her back seat. The attendant noticed him and tried to warn her.
preesisters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, right, mojave_moon you have the worst reflexes ever
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
......... hey
TheKingMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If that every happens to me I plan to drive into a wall. I have a seatbelt and an airbag, they don't. I'm willing to take my chances.
CoconutsAreEvil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just put the pedal to the metal and drive really fast; then they can't catch up to you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True and you'll get to the police station first as well.
callmechad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can crash the car and hope to take both of us out.
odnalyd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BRAKE CHECK MUTHAFUCKA!
crihfield ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
always wave your hand and hit what ever it is.
yuhutuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thump "Damn, now I have two bodies to dump."
ocdscale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My unreasonable fear is that seeing the creature is what triggers it to attack.
I hate looking out the window at night before I go to bed because I'm afraid I'm going to see a spider demon climbing up. It was going to walk right past but, because I saw it, it's now going to break in and eat me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least this fear supports the idea that pulling the blanket over your head is a viable tactic.
Biggy17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oooooOOOOAAAH!!
mongreloid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And when it's nighttime, you can't see him anyway and that machete blade is coming through the back of your seat right ....now......now.....now........it's coming.....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Him, don't you mean her?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I never buckle or lock. Always ready to jump out the car
dannyboylee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's seen everything.
I_AM_AVOIDING_WORK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Slam my car into the biggest tree i see. I have an airbag and a seatbelt.
[deleted] ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 13:11:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 262 points ยท Posted at 13:17:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then one day, BAM. A motherfucking clown, what do you do?
Bobby_Drake__ ยท 437 points ยท Posted at 13:45:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Probably poop myself. Which might work because who wants to deal with a person with shit in their pants.
[deleted] ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 14:35:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dev559 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:53:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or turned on...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is even more funny if you imagine the clown waited until you were already driving to show himself. (You know, so you can't just get out of the car).
Wvlf_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha like the murder-clown is freaked out by this crying, shitting mess of a man and pleads to him a couple times, "hey man, just pull over", "hey, just let me out, I'll be gone", "dude, what the fuck just stop and I'll leave you alone". The driver is incoherent in his distress, wailing like a baby, smelling really, really bad. He shows no sign of stopping the car as he just mindlessly carries on towards his destination as the clown, defeated, slumps his body over to the side and rests his chin on his fist as he gazes out the window.
Ikinoki ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unless he is into copro
Agent1108 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Make sure you chant WOLOLO as well
need_music ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO
tinglingtoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or he'll just, you know, kill him.
Sometimesmaybeyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or really turned on.
triaspia ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:49:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You shit your pants anyway when you die, I dont think preemptive pooping will bother him much
effa94 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:30:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then he thinks you are already dead and will leave you alone
amrith777 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:08:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or will he เฒ _เฒ
Thrackerz0d ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:58:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it also works as a projectile weapon. Two uses in one!
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:06:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what kind of anus you have but mine doesn't do that.
kevincredible22 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eat taco bell
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:11:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I work with a kid who shits in his hand then throws it when he's angry. So lovely.
noeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I quit my job after months of dealing with my leads shit. You have to deal with literal shit. You're a stronger human than I.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every single fucking day. Shit everywhere. I work with low functioning autistic teen boys. Shit and cum. I clean up shit and cum.
CosmicJ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its our natural ink defense!
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just bend over, spread you're cheeks, and poop!
Ragingwhirlpool ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:34:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude... That's fucking gross. Pull over. let me out."
CaraBunny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I lol'd so hard at the mental image of this
froggienet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A really shitty clown might deal with tat
runner64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother told me to do this as an anti-kidnapping measure. Like if guys ever grabbed me and tried to drag me into a car, just piss myself.
avantgardeaclue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pee, poop, throw up, really whatever end you get it out of quickest. It would suck if it didn't work, because then you're kidnapped with soiled pants or throw up all over you.
sprtn11715 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the same guy dressed up In full clown costume waiting in the back of your car
blueocean43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My school always suggested this as a response to attempted rape. Expel as many revolting fluids as you can, because who is going to rape someone who is covered is poop, piss, vomit and snot?
whycantistay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is not too bad of a plan. And, if you're lucky, might even happen accidentally.
Might as well barf too while you're at it.
codalaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tyrian Lanester.
Testiculese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That what my dad told me to do if I got kidnapped. They'll throw you right out.
_Sephiroth_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:53:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sell him some balloons? I feel it could be a lucrative business opportunity, Ask Georgie he lost a lot by not going through with the clown/balloon thing.
Mistamage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:42:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slam the brakes. I doubt the fucker could buckle up AND lay down to the floor.
Then I'd either grab something and try to force him back, or try my luck unbuckling and slip out the door.
Of course, I could also just ask what he was doing there and if he needed a ride somewhere.
sumofawitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why on earth would you put a creepy clown in this scenario? Clowns should be banned.
Capn_Z_Muhnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I keep tangelos in the glovebox, it messes with their equilibrium.
grisoeil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
float!
spartacus2690 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he is in a car, so, I don't know, like, five more clowns?
honeybunchesofdope1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Deliberately crash into a wall, chances are he isn't wearing a seatbelt.
Darkenedfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Give him and his buddies some orange soda.
TheMagicJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Turn and go into screaming punch mode
Seafea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kick him out. I don't hang out with Juggalos.
Earths_Mortician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Give him orange soda.
Whiteout- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slam on the brakes and jerk the wheel to the side. A quick change in inertia would send him flying.
Brought to you by the Seat belt Association of America.
PGZorua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's weird. I have a Jeep Wrangler and with all the hot weather we've been getting I've had the top off on a pretty regular basis. I'm not so much consirned with a cereal murder hiding in the back as I am afraid of some animal. A Racoon, some birds, a lynx, who knows who decides to crawl back there in the night.
lustywench99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One time I left my roof open and forgot about it. Came back out... I've got tinted windows so I couldn't see in from a distance. I was just sure this was the day I was going to die. It was empty. But still. I just had that feeling of... This is it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always do a quick reach back to check if anyone is on the floor.
homelessunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this as well. When I first started driving my car was a ford explorer.. started driving right after Halloween.. for the longest time there were decorations stored in the back back.. I don't know the word for the trunk like space of a suv... anyways.. so one night after some after school activities.. I'm ready to go home.. I dont do my little better make sure there are no stowe aways check.. and when I look back to back out of my parking spot theres a reflection on the back window.. this creepy mother Fucker just smiling at me... I screamed like a little bitch! At that moment that decorations face was the mist realistic thing id ever seen
DeShawnThordason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Note to self: get a two-seater.
imnotawalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
Drunk_Securityguard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a girl who lived in the same town as me, who come out from a Minute Mart, about 3 miles from my house, one night. She found a guy hiding in her back seat. The guy told her to drive, took her to a nearby lake, raped her, then cut her up and through her in it.
This happened about 15 years ago. I still remember her name.
(true story)
Spei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My husband decided to drop the car off at my work one time as a nice gesture so I could drive it home instead of doing my usual 30-45 minute walk (depending on traffic lights).
Well, I had a nice quick walk to where he said the car was, and bam, yep the car is exactly where he said it would be. Yay, now I can get home faster and start studying. So I'm standing at the car door, hands in purse looking for my keys. Finally find my keys, and I place my keys into the lock, turn the key to open the door. And as I open the door I look into my car.
There is someone crouched in the floor area of the passenger seat staring at me.
I jumped back and hit my head against the car next to mine. I'm on full panic mode as its a deserted parking lot and not many people around. And then I realize it was my husband in the floor space.
I had to sit down and stop shaking before I could do anything except hyperventilate.
And that is why, I always check my car before I open any doors. Also, I need to get him back some how.
tugboat84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think about this sometimes, but my cars have lights that come on when the doors are unlocked with the fob or through the door.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'd look in all my car's windows if i had one before i enter
SaltyBabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The reason our brains tend to stress over non-threats, or things that would generally be considered very unlikely is that you actually get a little boost when it doesn't happen. It's a circular issue. You stress, your stress is released and you feel better. So your body will stress about things that are unlikely to get that nice little boost when it doesn't happen.
FoxDown ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:48:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just talk like I know someone's there. If it's empty, no one will know I said anything. If it's not empty, maybe I can creep them out/convince them they blew their hiding spot.
I have no idea what I'd do if someone was actually there though. Probably try to stutter out something heroic sounding and take a swing, ultimately missing and getting stabbed in the dick.
kevincredible22 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This should be one of those goofy looking bird memes
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:55:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think by that point it's probably too late, shouldn't you check the back seats before you get in the car?
PlNKERTON ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:56:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be peeking at your rear view mirror often. A defensive driver is a safe driver! :)
NightOnTheSun ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:14:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I go a step further and constantly swing a knife behind my head as I drive.
SandpaperScrew ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:14:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That creepy story from one of those kid's books about Scary Stuff really never helped this fear for me. The one about the woman being followed by a car that kept flashing his lights at her all the way to her home and she's freaking out thinking he's trying to kill her only to get out of the car finally and ask why he was following her and him reply "There was someone in your backseat with a knife and every time he came up to stab you I flashed my lights at him."
xnzs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the gas station one where the guy was hiding in the backseat...
Those Scary Stories books instilled an early sense of NOPE in me as a child.
DMercenary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zombieland. Rule #2 I think.
Always check the back seat
ejvind123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True story, this actually happened in a town near me.
A girl was driving home late at night, when a stump or a large branch was on the road. She got out of her car to remove it.
A car was behind her at this time. She kept driving, but the car behind her seemed to be following her. She drove faster, and took a few turns, trying to shake the guy, or to see if he was just, by incident, driving the same way as her.
The guy kept following her. When she was close to home, she called her dad, so he got out of the house and was there to talk to the guy. By the time she got home, the guy was still following her, and she parked the car, and ran out. The guy parked right behind her, and ran to her and her father as well.
The father asked why the man was following her daughter, and the follower said that when she got out of the car to remove the branch, a guy got in the back of her car, and he was following her to make sure that he didn't do anything.
They checked in the back of her car, the car door was open, but there was no man.
kevincredible22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
source please...after all it is an urban legend....
callmekvothe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:58:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I saw the movie "Urban Legends" I have been so terrified of this.
adamzep91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time it seems like a trucker (or someone) is flashing their lights at me.
MinkusTheCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zombieland rule #31 - Always check the back seat.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this all the time when I drive alone at night. I already have a plan: see someone, swerve, so they are off balance and slam into the door/to the floor. Keep doing this, also honk and when able pull over and hop out as fast as possible.
gnargnar211 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joke's on you they put their seat belt on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, way easier to repeatedly smash them into the window!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My gf does this. She watches so many fucked up thrillers. Last hotel we stayed at she checked in the bathtub, under the bed, in the closet. And put chairs infront of the patio door to barricade us in.
I could've sworn we were going through a zombie apocalypse.
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i avoided sewer drains for the longest time after watching 'It'
TPK_MastaTOHO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The trick is right after you start the car just say "so where are ya headed?" That way if there really is someone back there they'll be so overwhelmed with your kindness they can't kill you. You just have to give them a ride!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should look back there anyways it's safe driving.
zyndrom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always look in the backseat and the trunk before I get in the car late at night, so far 0 murderers.
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's working!
FELLSGUD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't seen it you should watch the movie "Let Me In", I think you'll love it!
Sad_Clown_Paint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be there. When the time is right , I'll be there.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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kevincredible22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Miata?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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kevincredible22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I could flip that with one hand..............
sorry had to do it
inhousehashstash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend was in my backseat once to scare me and I have been paranoid about it ever since.
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That jerk traumatized you...
wolsko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. My high school gf's brother pranked me like this one time. While I was at their house, he snuck out to my car and put a makeshift scarecrow (basically a stuffed flanel shirt and pants) with a creepy mask in the back seat. When I left, it was dark so I didn't notice it right away. I got about 1/10 mile from their house when I finally looked in my rearview and saw that creepily smiling fucker. The closest I've ever been to shitting myelf. I have to look every time now.
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could have freaked and caused an accident......like that one time a spider dangled onto my lap...
camping_bliss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm driving and I just checked and was actually a little scared. All good though.
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't reddit and drive!
mineraloil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your karma is 2222 right now on this post
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for being an eye witness to this occasion
mineraloil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
_^
Icelement ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how big your rearview mirror is, but I can't imagine I'd ever be able to fit a person in there. Nothing to worry about, mate!
mooshupork1994 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:26 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I get in the car I swipe my hands across the backseat (while still sitting in the front seat) that way I can surprise them if I grab them without looking. However, that's only in my mind. My pants would be 100% soiled if my hands ever touched someone back there.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do that too! Not because I'm afraid of murderers or anything but to make sure that I can sing girly pop songs without being caught.
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until your phone pocket dials someone...goes to their voicemal...and they get a nice recorded serenade..........
yeah this happened to me
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:45:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always make my boyfriend check my backseat and trunk for people anytime we say goodbye at night. I think my biggest fear is when I get home (if I'm living at my parents house), I have to pull in to my garage weird and back up to get a good angle since I share a garage with my mom, and when I put my car into reverse, a review camera pops up on my mirror. I'm so scared I'm going to see someone standing behind my car.
Nightshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Squeegle...
jethroq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always figured you'd notice something off already when you approach the car. An adult human is pretty large, and if you have a empty back seat, that would be pretty visible.
geogeology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swing my arm around behind both seats just in case they're flexible and ducked down
aidandeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing though, is that he's waiting silently for you to make eye contact. The second that happens, it's tickets. So, it's better for you not to peek.
causeiwontsing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yep!
sushister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Solution: buy a two-seater.
froggienet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because everytime you peek, he goes back to hiding mode.
RipItLikeThisSon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't really an urban legend. Happened to a family friend :( She's OK now though.
ChrisAshtear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man i did this all the time after i played vietcong. I thought i was gonna get ambushed constantly for like a month
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The intro to the first Urban Legend movie was fucking terrifying if you'd never heard that one before.
classybroad19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As I approach my car, I do so from from the rear and always check the back seat.
TheModsAreCunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always check the back seat before entering the vehicle.
Dirus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whisper in the dead of night. Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
delerpian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just posted this story elswhere in this thread.
Your fear of someone being back there is completely logical. Even if you don't have a back seat.
efects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is why i drive a 2 seater that has no back seat.
Admiralwolverinebolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually hid in the backseat of a girls car in high school when I saw her car parked at school during the night. She was about 10 minutes out on a country road when I decided it was time to remove the blanket and surprise her. I got out and yelled "Rule Number 10 Before getting into the car and driving off, check the back seat for any hiding zombies!" (Zombieland had just come out you see) and we got into a small accident and she wouldn't talk to me until after graduation.
Dadentum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought of putting a spring-loaded dummy (maybe with the face of the crypt-keeper or something) attached to a timing or remote-controlled mechanism in the back of someone's car.
Then while they are driving, the creepy face pops up in view of the rearview mirror. Accident. Death. Laughs.
Shackleface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THERE'S SOMEONE... IN... THE BACK... SEEEEEEEEAT!!!
LZuniga1369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Turn around, bright eyes...
jthom315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two door two seater. I never have this problem.
Thenightmancumeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I usually just yell at the top of my lungs everytime I get in my car
"I KNOW YOU ARE BACK THERE, YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY TO FUCK WITH!"
then I start my car and the radio happens to be playing this
duckmurderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to check before you enter the car that way your supernatural killer can get you by surprise.
LogeeBare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I love having a regular cab truck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it's always some guy in full clown make-up.
Sookie78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you can't see enough in the rearview mirror, I check the back before I get in.
phelipez09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually drive home two girls at a party and the we're very silent and both sit at the back in my car. Halfway through I forgot they were in the car and I scare the shit out of me when I look in the mirror.
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two girls....nice
Cornbread9820 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should consider looking in your rear view mirror more often so you can actually see what the fuck is going on around you.
Gman8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A peek in the rear view mirror? After you get in the car? Are you mad? I look in the back seat as soon as I open the door.
WilburTronix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was never concerned about this because it was always part of my driving routine.
Milo_theHutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I never clean out my car, kind of hard to stealthy when you're laying on a bunch of empty wrappers and soda cans.
kevincredible22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nice excuse
Milo_theHutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Admitting there's a reason is the first step to accepting the problem
noydbshield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why not just look in the rear window before entering the car?
doodlemoonch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's also useful for looking at cars behind you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I drive a two seater.
faleboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always walk around the back of my car after pressing the unlock button, and have a peek inside.
MagnusGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A backseatsman!
racer_ohms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
same. when i had a car with a bench seat, i hated driving at night haha.
and...sorry to do this to you...but have you seen this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkC-xLi5DI
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those eyes.....
NakedManRunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guess I'm the only one that checks the back before entering.
CoonSquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know someone who was held at knifepoint when someone was in the back of his car would be cut his friends throat
tmbg47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Generally a good idea when driving.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I ride a motorcycle as my primary transport. If I do not notice someone on the back of my bike when I get on then I probably earned what i'm about to get
logicatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've started doing this when I get into my car solely because of GTA5.
GatorGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm totally afraid somebody got in the back seat!
yuhutuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check the road for people sleeping
Comeau_Sushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check just in case Sqweegel is back there.
Etan8997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rule #31 Check the back seat
fn2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rule #31: Always check the backseat
charlesvondoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This scene is why I always check. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VL7EBxHSxU
collectiveradiobaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I leave Walmart in the dark, I check the backseat before I even get into the car. Fuck all that mess
Baracka_Obama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just leave a bunch of junk on the backseat and floor board so there's no room for a person to hide. It's worked so far.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was this one time. I was driving to a friends house at midnight, and I did this and saw a face, and freaked out. Only to find out it was my face in the mirror.
JasonChernow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope thats not the only reason you check your rear view...
ExcerptMusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some people learn to check the backseat before you get in.
I am that person...
... in your backseat
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be sure to say hi next time
Berg426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2 seater master race!
sw1nglinestapler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend in high school who hid in the back of my car once and popped up about a minute after I had started driving. Scared the fuck out of me.
Elementium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a bad idea. My dad does this when he has to go out at night. He used to be a cop in Springfield, MA in the 80's (I believe it had the highest murder rate of any city back then) and he's definitely heard of people who hide in the back seat of peoples cars and do whatever.
If you live in the city it's probably not a bad habit to have.
wolfguardian72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just sing horribly in my car. If anyone was ever in my car, they'd probably just ditch me just to keep their hearing.
Hobilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this to check on traffic behind me
Iceman_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever you do, don't blink.
Tannerleaf ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 14:11:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you really sure that that's your reflection looking back at you in the mirror?
Solias ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 17:36:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, what if you're the reflection and every sudden urge and whim you obey is caused by the real you on the other side of the mirror?
BitchesLoveCoffee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:01:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then the real me is also awesome.
renedox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of the plot for the movies Mirrors 1 and 2.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. That's one thing I have actually never thought about before, ever. Holy shit.
square_zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least I have someone to blame for letting her out of my life.
Solias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Real you on the other side of the mirror is an asshole. You're way better than he(she?) is.
square_zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's also become a lot more motivated since then, so not an entirely awful bloke at the end of the day.
Ninjagopher2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:11 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't tell if my nose is bleeding or if that's my brain melting out of my nose.
Solias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:11 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's possible that real you just hit his nose on something.
Maybe.
Shaggyninja ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:42:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure, there's no way there is another person as good looking as me ;)
NecroGod ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:25:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until I see him blink.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:13:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know how if you repeat the same word over and over again it looses meaning and sounds crazy? You get the same unsettling feeling if you stare at your face in the mirror long enough. Try it.
txjdiesel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do it for a while and blink really fast. "Your" face starts getting distorted and you'd swear it's moving.
egglatorian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:59:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i do this a lot. its a vicious circle of "haha this is funny" and "oh god what if nothing i know is real"
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We've all tried it. I know I have.
IAmA_Reddit_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:53:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, mirrors aren't real anyways.
emotionles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well how can they be when our eyes aren't real?
effa94 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:04:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Up untill it grabs me, then no
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:46:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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LoonAtticRakuro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This line made me terribly happy. I like you.
Also, I am exactly this way late at night. Mirrors don't always frighten me, but I refuse to look into them for very long and never after 1 am.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No worries. I feel the same way about practically anything that can reproduce an image. I get this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever I am around a mirror, when I'm around a window, or if someone is trying to take my picture.
I can't explain it. I have a hard time telling people about it. And if a hotel room has too many mirrors (most do) then I'll politely cover them with something and leave them that way.
And now I'm obsessing over the window in my room that I've already covered and moved even farther away from.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that sounds terrifying. And reminds me of my parents' bedroom at our old house that has a closet with mirrored doors as well.
I really don't know what it is about mirrors except that I feel as though something oppressive is around me and that I feel like (warning: this is really weird) my soul is being messed with. I know. It's even weirder to deal with yourself.
I would've done exactly the same thing as you: stayed up until light crept in and only then would I have allowed myself to start to drift off. Mirrors suck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will do exactly that. Thanks for the tip!
It doesn't help matters much that I have an odd fascination with angels and demons (although I don't consider myself religious). Perhaps that is why I have an added issue with mirrors (and pictures) in the soul department. Demons present a malevolent force that preys on your fears and can, at least in paranormal theory, summon a vast array of evils against whomever they choose. I have a marble bust on my desk of the archangel Michael with his foot on a demon's head, a wooden painting of Michael on a horse surrounded by fallen demons, and another painting of Michael in conflict with Lucifer. My wife believes my fears are of my own design, but angels/demons came well after my fear of mirrors, windows, and photographic equipment.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this. This puts into words what I have never been able to explain.
I don't think you sound like a lunatic. My mother has always been fiercely into the paranormal and has always been haunted (mostly in dreams) by people who have passed on who will come (randomly) into her dreams to give vague messages of important things that will happen soon. She sees all paranormal things as a gray area, no good or evil, but I have never been able to accept that. Evil is very real and it has a very real impression it leaves on your being. I, myself, have not seen much in the way of paranormal, but I have felt the presence of many things I cannot explain nor that could be explained by friends or family. Perhaps it is our (yours and mine) apparent awareness of the "others" that causes things like windows and mirrors to plague us so much.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I completely agree with you. I frequently get strange looks from even my brother about some of my quirks in that department which really does make it hard not to take things personally or to feel like something is wrong with me. If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to shoot me a PM.
Also, the sage has made me feel a bit easier, but the true test will come this evening when I will probably leave some smoking in my bathroom and room.
yuhutuh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit, if not I got myself a fucking twin. It ain't gay if its yourself...
freshkicks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"maybe, i'm the reflection?"
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. It would explain why all the writing is backwards.
zeert ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not backwards to us reflection people!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
liamjdasilva ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most profound thing I've read in while. I don't even know why.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what if you're just some other guy's reflection!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not anymore :(
neonscientist92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHY?!
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because you might be the reflection.
Ashvya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... damnit.
AJUniverse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't stare at the mirror while stoned after just getting out the shower. I scared myself shitless.
Muskwalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a freakout moment over that just in like the past week.
Was eating something as I passed in front of a mirror, and I swear my reflection was chewing out of sync with me. So either chewing looks different on the outside than it feels on the inside, or ...
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the eyes seem to follow you? That's the way you can tell.
zeert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're serious, then it might be because of how we perceive movement. For the most part, your brain is just filling in gaps. It's possible that your chewing motions were distorting your vision to the point your brain was interpreting motion it was seeing in the mirror out of sync with your actual motions.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, thanks to my buddy Occam, I'm pretty damn confident.
nightwheel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joke is on you, I'm reading Reddit. Therefore I'm not looking at a mirror, but at my matte finish screen.
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot about the camera.
nightwheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joke is still on you. I'm not using a laptop. I'm using my desktop that is hooked up to my TV.
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:-)
CanadianJogger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I took acid? No. And thats why it was fun to stare into the mirror. Cause that couldnt possibly be me looking back.
riptaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You open your fridge for a midnight snack. You close the door, and something is standing there
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A giant sandwich. With pickles.
Pickles.
Arancaytar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, yeah, that's how light works."
lazersnail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:42:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors creep me out sometimes, because you only ever see your reflection's eyes looking at you. I'll glance away and back, and feel like the reflection has just been staring at me the whole time.
screwthepresent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone failed high-school physics!
_Tingle_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am now. I wasn't once. They never did that again.
Lazy_Anarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, no...
jundertraiser ยท 539 points ยท Posted at 14:05:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kuchisake-onna, aka The Slit-Mouth Woman, japanese stories are always so terrifying.
vicefox ยท 1039 points ยท Posted at 18:17:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hilariously Japanese.
Spooky_Electric ยท 353 points ยท Posted at 20:53:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Evil slightly confused slit mouth japanese woman:
"I AM HERE TO KILL YOU."
ME:
"Can it wait?? I have a foods in the oven."
Evil slightly confused slit mouth japanese woman:
"Sorry to have disturbed your dinner. Have a great night."
I_Buck_Fuffaloes ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 23:30:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a foods in the oven" is going to be my go-to excuse every single time I run into a ghost.
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 22:52:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Socially Awkward Slit Mouth.
Fhistleb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:34:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ask her if she wants to eat with you! Who knows she could be really nice after getting stabbed a couple of times.
Veronicon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:10:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like some Minnesota nice right there.
obito343 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its Japanese not Canadian.
HaggisNeepsAnTatties ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 19:50:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese are awesome.
On the 3rd street in the Honsho district there lived a woman named Hanamoku. At her house, a mysterious thing was known to occur.
At the time when the flowers were sleeping and the ushimitsu plant was blooming, a horrible, rotten stench would invade the house, and a giant foot bristling with hair would descend from the ceiling accompanied by an enormous sound. If you washed the foot, it would soon disappear back into the ceiling. But if you didnโt, the giant foot would rampage though the house until satisfied.
tuckels ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:26:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like they watched too much Monty Python.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pbbbt
LeeSeneses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like monty python watched too much of them.
schwillton ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:09:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Spirited Away
Telionis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:14:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did it fix the roof on the way out???
iLiekBoxes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:20:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
???
LANwichmonarch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a Monty Python cartoon
RespiteRequiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfoot
purpleooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FOOT WANT INSORES
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have got possibly the most Scottish user name I have EVER seen.
BloodBride ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:07:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered, what if you backed out by simply stating "Who am I to judge others?"
It's not yes, it's not no - the two things she'll get you for.
Archleon ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:23:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, to be honest, you're not what most people would consider 'conventionally attractive,' but you certainly have beautiful eyes and while I'm sure it hurt terribly, the scar doesn't make you look nearly as bad as you think it does, ma'am."
BloodBride ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:42:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if she'd jump on you the moment you said the conventionally attractive part.
I'd probably go with the who am I to judge thing. Or change it to "someone such as I am not worthy to judge the beauty of others". Then leg it.
A tiny part of me wonders with these legends, what happens if you KNOW it's that legend, so you decide to pre-empt the bad outcome and just beat them up?
Coffeezilla ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:14:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being "spirits" I'm not sure many of the legends can be beat up.
Archleon ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:20:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whether they can be or not, that is a fantastic image. "Do you think I'm beatifu--" THWACK, right cross to the jaw.
TheGogginator ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 21:46:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"
Ereyno13 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:00:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If he is white she would jump on him. Japanese women love white men.
Theist17 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:31:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's it. I'm moving to Japan.
masterpunks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:34:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta visit Japan then.
bubztwenty7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:48:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"M'lady"
King_Buliwyf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
khanfusion ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:24:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, Kappa are these mythological Japanese goblins. They basically live in remote watering holes and rape and drown children that wander near them. Well, they also have heads that basically have a concave top so that they essentially have bowls on top of their heads, and it is the water they collect in these bowls that give them strength. So, what should a kid do if confronted by these murderous rape-machines? Why, do a polite bow.... the Kappa's own impulse to do a polite bow in return will cause their head-water to spill out, rendering them weak as kittens.
Japan, you so cray.
sombraptor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They also apparently stick their fingers up Ama pearl diver's assholes and pull out their liver and eat it...oh, Japan...
DeathsIntent96 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:30:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently you can also say "Pomade" six times.
advarcher ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:21:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does Pomade (ใใพใง) mean?
DeathsIntent96 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:44:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a fruity drink.
my_username_is_easy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. I think it's the hair styling product
advarcher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:39:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So if you see her face, you decide to call out her hair instead? xD
Green-Knickers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well ใพใง can mean "until" but I'm not sure what the po is?
Tactical_Moonstone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that is some rather poorly done transcription. It would be transcribed as ใใใ since the name is from a hair styling product.
Green-Knickers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ah, the "made" being in hiragana made me assume it was a different word.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:41:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All those Japanese pastas are about manners and rules.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would that work with The Grudge? She'd be all "UUUUUUUHHHHHHH" and then I'd be like sorry I've got plans.
tinglingtoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does she do?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you ask her if she thinks you're pretty she gets confused and leaves. What a jerk.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will remember this and I will remember it well.
sephstorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"All souls are beautiful in the sight of God".
:D
LeRoienJaune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kuchisake-onna always asks whether she's pretty. I wouldn't answer straight up, I'd just bounce a question right back at her:
Ghost: "Do you think I'm pretty?" Me: "Wait, are you...hitting on me?" Ghost: "Do you think I'm pretty?" Me: "Can I get your phone number?"
I'm morbidly curious to know what would happen if you suddenly went all Pepe LePew on Kuchisake....creep out the creeper, so to speak.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't there one about dogs with human faces that actually just politely ask you to leave them alone if you see one?
Bubbajimmy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:48 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slit mouthed woman: Am I beautiful?
Me: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so your question is objective and redundant, good day.
TrizmoxRSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:20 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm stupid, but what would an example of a previous engagement be?
KrunchyKale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:18 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what is beauty? Can there be an independent, verifiable definition as to what is and is not lovely?
_pH_ ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except if I remember correctly you just tell her you're running late for something and can't talk, and she's just like well okay then sorry to hold you up bye. Silly polite Japanese people, it even leaks into their ghosts.
zamuy12479 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:42:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
to be fair, most scary stories told to children are for teaching them manners and reinforcing those through fear. this explains very well why most japanese scary stories i've heard of always have a manners-centric way out.
sophie106 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:31:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But saying she looks pretty gets your mouth slit open, doesn't it? Wouldn't trying to be nice and compliment her be better manners than saying she's 'so-so' or that you can't talk?
zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
manners centric, not you being polite, just someone involved having manners.
THEY_SMELL_UR_CUM ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also when she asked you "do you think I'm pretty" you could respond with either
Alarid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:12:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's because they are dead silly Japanese people.
Telling it how it is.
NecroGod ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some sauce
Kumacon ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 18:12:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be like "I'm gay sweetie"
NecroGod ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:34:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Castrated.
Phred_Felps ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:43:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Claim face blindness
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd still fuck her.
aecduck ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:45:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Most of the ones I've heard of are oddly benign. Like the one about the tongue monster that comes and cleans the filthy places in your bathroom with its tongue, and that's literally all it does.
LontraFelina ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:04:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can it do... other places?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:38:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Dadentum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:26:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I were an amputee, I'd offer it a home.
ZeroTwo02 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:24:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese legends are freaking terrifying. I always hated Teke Teke.
jundertraiser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:52:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god Teke Teke is fucking terrifying, the thing that scares me more is the name. It forces your brain to imagine the sound it makes when walking. Teke-teke-teke...
real-dreamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where can someone read it?
ZeroTwo02 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here
0dyssia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine Hanako - the toilet ghost is freaky as fuck too if you're a high school student. Especially if you're at school at night. Korea has the same story but I forgot the ghost's name. Also, in Korea if your school is near a mountain then you're fucked because mountains are generally believed to have ghosts since a long time ago they buried the dead there. So at night, statues and stuff will move at night. There's tons of Korean horror movies at schools.
BloodBride ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only urban legend to terrify me is that of the typical Japanese vengeful spirit.
Long, tapered white dress that conceals the feet, pale ivory flesh, long, flawless dark hair that obscures the face...
That and that alone terrifies me. If it invades my nightmares, I won't sleep the rest of the night.
For some reason, no tale chills me more than those that include this.
Such films as Ring, Ju-On and Phone which feature them are things I cannot watch calmly.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Nope nope nope nope
real-dreamer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:02:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to read this please.
jundertraiser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Kuchisake-Onna
batclocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one stopped scaring me after I watched the movie.
jundertraiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The movie is just bad. I don't even think it's an horror movie
durpderpherp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this denko creepy pasta
RustySpoonsAreGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(ยดใปฯใป`)
Boxman195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
?
Tflypat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Ohh so that's where they got the idea to have The Jokers' face cut on both sides? AKA angular cheilitis?
nopitynopityno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you elaborate on this story, please OP?
capt-carson-kerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looked that up, i barfed and shit myself...
pizzaisyummy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Before reading: sounds like the best oral ever
After reading: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
paulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would probably answer her with something like, "Well, your boobs are nice."
ben7337 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? All the tales I've heard of her make me laugh. As terrifying as she is, she's also insanely ridiculous, and many stories say you can trick her.
jundertraiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that there are so many things to escape from her because in the 70s people were actually scared and people just made up ways to avoid answering and all that.
Chilled_Beverage ยท 1040 points ยท Posted at 12:32:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm pretty indifferent about old-school urban legends, but the internet's instant information has made creepy stories more accessible and more immediate. The post linked here from r/nosleep yesterday got under my skin more than anything has in a long time.
Edit - grammar
sndzag1 ยท 424 points ยท Posted at 14:46:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one was really cool, because you rarely see horror stories in a truly modern, technological context, and this one is done pretty well.
Edit: holy shit read the comments section.
that-writer-kid ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 16:30:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit the comments. I don't even know what to think.
[deleted] ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The point of nosleep is to pretend everything is real. :) So while I'm sure there are people that believe it's the real deal, most of us are just playing along. What's worse is people who try to debunk obviously fictional stories.
that-writer-kid ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 17:52:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm aware of that. I'm just insanely impressed with how well-done it is.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:05:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah! That story has gone to lengths that most stories don't. It's really impressive. :)
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:44:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's real, obviously.
I need someone to drive to my house and look behind me because I'm shit scared to turn around now
Hotnonsense ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:28:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm at work in my office with giant windows - it's beautiful outside - and I'm fucking terrified.
evilbrent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bigger the window the more room there is for a clown to float through.
Hotnonsense ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Evil indeed, Brent.
evilbrent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We all float down here Hotnonsense.
jbw10299 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:06:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I gotcha what's your address.
redheadedalex ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:08:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seems legit
YMCAle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't you read the post about the Navajo guys? Don't turn around for god's sake.
aglidden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just ask the guy standing behind you to check.
notanartmajor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no worries ask nathan
FRE EZING
itsalrightt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/inaaace writes probably the best stories in there.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:54:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Holla-back-at-cha ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:33:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it still could be..
defea5ter ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:38:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually think this one may be real, even if it is just a simple case of disassociation.
PenguinKicker ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:49:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would they post it in nosleep
only_upvotes_trolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where would be better to post it. I mean I've only found out about nosleep from this thread, but is there a better place?
Zarmazarma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:45:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, tons of places. Places that won't have your story immediately tagged as fiction, either. There's paranormal subs on reddit, 4chan, etc- and believe me, those people act like they're living in Dresdin files.
r/paranormal
only_upvotes_trolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh that makes sense. I guess I'll have to check that out.
irishwhite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:39:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, jesus...thank you! I didn't believe the story, but I definitely became a part of it and it was heartbreaking. I thought for sure it was just some clever guy pranking reddit and was unaware that the stories on /r/nosleep are fictional, especially after reading through all of the comments. I really have to wonder how many others are unaware that it's completely fabricated and want to believe the whole thing is real.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No problem! I found the sub right after it had been created, and the stories were much more believable to me at the time. I seriously thought it was real stuff too, for a couple of weeks. I think most newcomers think it's all/mostly real for a little while. :) If you look at the top all time posts in /r/NoSleepOOC, quite a few of them are authors asking people not to call the police, or announcing that they won't be continuing the story because someone called the police. Once upon a time, a story about government conspiracies and a zombie apocalypse actually ended up creating a militia of people who thought it was real... aaaand now we don't allow zombie or apocalypse stories anymore.
And that story in particular really captured a heartbreaking creepiness. And the author took the time to take photos and create FB messages, which I'm sure will be a trend now but hasn't really been done before in that quantity. It completely deserved the crazy amount of upvotes and comments it got!
irishwhite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My gf is currently at the beach with her aunt and so I posted the thread on my FB page just because of how creepy it was and she started reading it as well (on her phone no less!), now she's all upset because she isn't at home with me and wants to figure it all out with me. She's legit freaked out and I don't want to spoil it for her. She checks my reddit comments sometimes, so she'll probably come across this or my previous comment and get all pissy because i let her go to sleep without informing her that it's all made up. Great execution by OP though!
evilbrent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got feeling that posts that were like "come on guys, this is obvious and shit" get deleted by mods while obfuscating creepy in depth "oh wow check out this crazy coincidence in the post history/timeline/background of image" detective work get upvoted and brought to the foreground.
I thought it was a great creepy community effort.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep! The mods are super active in deleting comments that try to debunk. And I love how the community comes together on these things sometimes. :) Obviously not all stories have this level of interaction, but it was super nicely done!
evilbrent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not going to lie though. I'm a full grown man and I read this at work on the loo. It's a creepy quiet room out the back. As I was washing my hands I thought hey wouldn't it be creepy if my reflection in the mirror did something that I do? I almost broke the door getting out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I'm a full grown woman and it just unnerved me in a way that not many stories have. I work from home and keep really early hours, so I ended up reading the story right before dawn. Had to turn on a television and Spotify because my desk chair faces away from two doors into my home office and that picture of OP at his desk just kept flashing through my mind.
evilbrent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I can see how that would be a hard feeling shake.
By the way your hair looks great from this angle.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:10:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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sndzag1 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:09:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just fun, creepy stories, and people either genuinely believe it or they play along because it's fun. The subreddit is just an exercise in suspension of disbelief, like movies, video games, roleplaying, you name it.
payne6 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:52:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While I agree and ADORE nosleep people on there get a little TOO into it. I remember someone made a great story about how his little town somewhere in USA is infected with some sort of virus/plague and how the government is covering it up and etc etc. Well people took it too serious made a subreddit and everything and how to fight back against potential zombies and etc etc.
sndzag1 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:56:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone having fun.
payne6 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:15:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so. I think the subreddit got banned because something about children doing really stupid shit in real life and posting it. I think one might have stolen a credit card from their mother maybe? Tried to buy weapons online? (like knives) Something along those lines I think the author of the story actually had to say it was a story.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:40:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Poe's Law
howtokrew ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:35:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pandas CAN do kung-fu?
RobinYoHood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember the thread name or have a link to it? Sounds like a fun read.
payne6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly no :( it was awhile ago (a year or two) and its not one the top page of it. It was a good story but not as great as the kids were making it out to be.
hello_shittyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:51 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking about the story with Alan, Liz, Jess, etc?
payne6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:18 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No but that one is a good one.
If I remember correctly it was a guy who somehow was on the internet on his phone. Something about a new pathogen was accidentally released into his little Florida town and the government was trying to get rid of it. It ended with basically hinting zombies because I think his neighbor (who was a old man) went batshit and started attacking the military. I am almost confident that was the story that made the kids/believers whatever make a sub.
dawrina ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:26:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
like someone else said, everything is real on nosleep.
everything
Suddenly_Dragon ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:47:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing to understand about nosleep is that it's not just a story sub, it's also an RP sub. I don't know where it started, but I can imagine someone had the idea that getting yourself into the mindset of "this is real" would probably make the stories scarier, and they just decided to run with it, so much so that you can actually be banned for calling a story out (assuming the mods care enough at the moment or catch it).
AyaKamiki ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:58:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People usually play along with the thread. They don't actually believe it. (Most of the time.)
GryphonNumber7 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why yes, that is how storytelling works.
tinglingtoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The comments section is the best part!
SpaceCorpse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a person who is rarely frightened by horror movies (I watch them by myself in the dark even, just to up the ante) or urban-legends/creepy pasta, but this thread had me opening my eyes and whipping my head around to check every little creak and thump as I lay in bed last night. First time in years that I've been that spooked. I thought about it all day at work and could only bring myself to look at the "who took these" photos today during my lunch break. Fascinating and supremely chilling read.
Garage side door FREEZING
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE COMMENTS D:
birdablaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The comments are creepier than the original story. Ugh I'm in a restaurant and I'm still freaking out.
mrbrambles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
check out the correspondence series on r/nosleep.
kagedtiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read the creepypasta psychosis? It's interesting for modern times.
koopa_chalupa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did. I genuinely want to vomit from fear. Dude went all out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I really wanna look at OP's page, but I really don't wanna look at OP's page. Here I go.
edit: SHIT.
bkraj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a link to the pictures so you don't have to type them out:
http://i.imgur.com/PMdhkfm.png http://i.imgur.com/DihTyeh.png
Crampin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:49:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It gets so crazy down there. I'm actually freaking out reading it all so I had to stop.
Edgar_Poe ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 12:58:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The sad thing is that could genuinely be someone who's had a slight pyschological break after the loss of his girlfriend, and no one is helping him with it.
QwertyXYZ1 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:54:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of top comments from yesterday were telling him to seek help with professionals.
ModernLawMan ยท 466 points ยท Posted at 13:17:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or it could be another made up reddit post, for karma and whatnot.
[deleted] ยท 372 points ยท Posted at 13:25:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything on /r/nosleep is true!
Alugere ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 17:05:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You only are supposed to pretend it's true on the subreddit. Outside of it, you can treat them like the stories they are.
kieferbutt ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:42:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's one super popular story on /r/nosleep where this guy made up a hilariously unbelievable story. Every one loved it because of that rule.
HeisenBauer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:50:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably this one:
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1jai1j/does_anyone_know_a_good_plumber_i_did_one_of/
kieferbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've looked for it but haven't been able to find it since the first time I read it. I was hoping someone else would know what I was talking about so they could link it.
Fanguyman ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:48:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try /r/Fearme
ggg730 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:34:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IT BLEEDS INTO THIS WORLD. HOSANNAHOSANNAHOSANNA.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:49:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That face in the background of the page freaks me out every time.
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:38:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are some freaky pictures, but it rarely has any real substance. Just weird and creepy titles that can easily get old or just regurgitated by the next poster.
trisz72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nope.nope
madman3131 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even if its not.
Butt-ginity_thief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
drools
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And self posts
GF_CAN_RELATE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Begone racist!
dinnerordie17 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:50:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're aware that everything on /r/nosleep is supposed to be fiction right? The fact that the comments act like it's real and that sometimes the creators supply "evidence" is just a way to make it spookier.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:01:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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PlayerSdk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:08:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just because it's supposed to read as plausible doesn't make it non-fiction.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:33:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to act like it's non-fiction. There's no expectation that everything there is a true story.
ObliviousHippie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just stoppin' by to clarify, yeah nosleep is almost completely fiction. It just has to be believable within reason. What's "believable" is subjective, so the only things that are against the rules every time are really zombie stories and OP posting from beyond the grave.
Nosleep is about 95% fiction or exaggerated truth, if I had to guess. We have had stories that (the OP believed, at least) were genuinely true, but they are very very rare.
Bloodstains is real though.
frankysins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so believable means true now
G_VVV ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:32:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, that beautiful self post karma
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:14:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No karma from self posts
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comment karma
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a throwaway account.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good point, except isn't karma for self satisfaction?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's for showing off. If you show off on a throwaway nobody knows you so its pointless
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's an opinion. I just like knowing that people like what I wrote.
Seriou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:34:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get /r/nosleep, do you?
laughingGirls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosleep is one of the few subreddits where submitters aren't there for a karma grab, but to try and entertain people with a story.
BestOpinionEver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well you don't get link karma for text posts so regardless no one is getting karma from it.
Hiphoppington ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly true but either way, it's a fascinating read. I'm glad it got posted. Really weird stuff.
W-M-weeee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you'd like to believe that...wouldn't you.
AAA1374 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No karma on a self post, but the comments may do something for ya if it gets big.
atomsej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course its made up, the account is 1 day old
Ambitious_puppy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:32:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Butt he hv proov it.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly, you do not understand the concept of fiction.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:42:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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tyme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He actually links to a newspaper article about it in one of the posts:
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/zkbs5/anna_update_2_my_moms_letter/
The link is in the middle of the text.
kjbigs282 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything on nosleep is true! (except that it's all ARG)
Mckingy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sort of like fight club...
Heroic_Refugee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, if nobody helps him, he'll end up wearing the clothes of others and screaming "Reynolds" all over the place, before dying of unknown causes, right Poe?
RobotFolkSinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:17 on August 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's been a month, but since no one adequately explained it - it's part of the fun of the subreddit that all of the posters and commenters act as if it's all true, but it's understood that none of it is. The mods have made posts before stating that if something bad is actually happening to you, then do not post it on nosleep, call the cops or at least go to some kind of online resource that isn't for fictional stories. That way you can enjoy the stories there and have fun discussing them seriously without having to actually worry for the safety of the OP.
Motorgoose ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:03:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or it could be facebook doing another one of it's experiments.
mydarkmeatrises ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 12:45:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read title in link.
Nope.
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:44:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went a little further than you, saw the name of the girl is the same as my fiancรฉe and nope'd.
Mlyle665 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:36:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I nope'd the Fuck out of there
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:40:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Funmachine ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 15:08:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The point of the sub if to treat everything like it is true. Kinda like how /r/gonewild posters treat everyone like they have a shot.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:10:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL! (sincerely) Amazing comparison
cakefizzle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:49:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His story was really good, much more believable than most of the others on there. The one about the girl receiving Skype messages from her missing friend was good too.
Lazek ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:03:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nosleep IS a creative writing subreddit, but the meta of the subreddit is that everything is true, for fun. It's on the sidebar:
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:12:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AH, I see now.... Sorry for breaking character then! I do feel much better now, although I DO have a sneaking suspicion that not all the commenters in those threads are in on it...
Drew-Pickles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the thing. It seems like 90% of the people in the community take the rule completely serious and totally believe everything they read on there, which is just a bit silly, really.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:04:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's summer and nosleep just became a default, so there are a LOT of people (especially middle school and high school age kids) who are experiencing nosleep for the first time. Sometimes it will take a while for them to understand that the stories are fake or only slightly based in reality.
But in the comments, we do have to take the rules seriously. We could suggest that there really are ghosts or demons out to get the author, or we could suggest the author is suffering from mental illness, but above anything we're not allowed to call it fake or a story. It's like playing an ARG, if you've ever done that. You roleplay like it's true. Some stories do have interaction (like the Skype story on the front page), which is exciting.
shamoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're changing defaults every two days now?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It became a default on the last round of changes, so in the beginning of May. Maybe my phrasing "just became a default" was off, but compared to the subs that have been defaults forever it is new. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, no-one actually believes it (or almost no-one). They're just participating in good faith. Come on, be positive.
gfcf14 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:06:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found the one about the Queen's guard to be the scariest one I've read so far
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck. That's fake, right? That comment section was fucking creepy.
Alice_in_Neverland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That thread... I am sad to say I went down the rabbit hole. There goes my afternoon...
BudgieAttackSquadron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Reminds me of one of the episodes of Black Mirror, and now I feel like watching it again.
And I only realised halfway through the guy has the same name as me, threw me off a little >.<
BettiePhage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking incredible
LeDerangedPikachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It bothered me too, but after looking at his profile, it was his only submission and the account was 3 hours old so it could have been fake.
dannywatchout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck, this thread is spooky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn, thanks for linking this, i've got goosebumps reading
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was cool with it until he posted the pictures taken of him. The fucking thing in the bottom right...
Hotnonsense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was terrifying; why did I even read that? I scare so easily, I know better, aghhhh fuck
Chewsgum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/guicoelho found some really creepy stuff on that. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29kd1x/my_dead_girlfriend_keeps_messaging_me_on_facebook/cimgzsv
i-am-the-walrus789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me. Shivers and watery eyes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped reading nosleep because the stories just became so outlandishly unrealistic. You can only read so much bullshit and pretend its real. More than 75% of it isn't even scary anymore.
professor_rumbleroar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this question. Now that goat man story is freaking me the fuck out.
Jlop818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found this more sad than scary really.
Doomsday_Device ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the shit was that.
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a pretty good one.
londonmeanswild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I click that... My girlfriend dying is my worst fear. But I think this situation might have taken the prize
ErwinDurzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that comment section gave me the creeps.
ensignlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, this might be a silly question...but why can't I upvote anything in that thread? Literally there are no up or downvote arrows, but obviously everyone else is able to? :?
Potato_Tots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have to subscribe to the thread and the arrows will appear
images-ofbrokenlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God, even the dead are using Facebook now.
Dcoil1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, I'm usually immune to nosleep's shit, but I started reading that story and fell down that rabbit hole for about an hour before I finally noped out of it. Creepy as fuck!
RhymesWithFlusterDuc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really shouldn't read these. My paranoia kicks in hardcore, even though its the middle of the day.
lorinisapirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck E V E R Y T H I N G about that holy shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The dude who posted that is dedicated to a roll! Even in the comments he's talking about this as if it really did happen
kezza596 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got lost in that thread for half an hour. Now I'm fearing for my life.
Manofwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck fuck fuck! Why did I read that? Creepy as shit!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so confused, and really scared. Even though i'm not sure if it's real.
pissfacecatpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks I'm home alone and now I'm scared shit haha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is fake, but going through the comments and seeing everyone try to solve the mystery is a lot of fun. It makes me feel like a detective, trying to figure out what is happening.
FunctioningCog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reading the messages from "her" stirred a different kind of unrest than any other r/nosleep post I've read. It was really, really unsettling for some reason I can't figure out.
dozafolks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was just about to get off reddit. Then I read that post for 30mins and now I'm creeped out and can't sleep!
FeistyHippie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I'm not going to be sleeping. Coffee anyone?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
she always smelled like cinnamon made me cringe
MaddieBonanaFana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:48 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel really really dumb because I don't understand this story at all:/
ScrofulaBalls ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was good, but I really think he was either consciously or subconsciously fucking with everyone and/or himself.
ElenaDisgusting ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:19:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel personally invested in this story now. The comments section and all the photos are really trippy.
Call_erv_duty ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. I remember a /r/nosleep post that was detailing government agents abducting the neighborhood. The user would update every so often. I pissed a lot of people off by simply saying something to the effect of, "Why are you still hanging around if it's happening? Better yet, where are you? Surely someone can come save you."
RobbieMcSkillet ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 14:41:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Rake freaked me out real good the first time i read it.
CruxOfArgon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck WHY DID YOU REMIND ME.
EphemeralMemory ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:58:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you kidding? That one is so fake it had me laughing...
They tried to make a video game based off it, a fan made RPG. Its sooooooo bad.
Daltimus-Prime ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:16:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a deep fear of waking up and seeing something/someone/anything unknown at the end of my bed. This shit freaks me the hell out.
RobbieMcSkillet ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, this story got me real good for a few nights afterward
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:09:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you would hate sleep paralysis
Daltimus-Prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had it once (Or at least I think I did.It only happened once and the memories are really fuzzy). All I remember was being terrified and seeing stanges shapes moving around my walls.
tdogg8 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:19:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely was the Rake
Daltimus-Prime ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:43:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't make me feel like I'm gonna get killed tonight.
thatbrettkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have it often actually. My dad also had it as well so it may be genetic or something. My worse experience with it was I was laying on my back and I knew I was in sleep paralysis so I try to keep my eyes shut and calm down. I started hearing things so out of fear I opened my eyes. Standing over me was someone or something with long messy hair looking down on me. After I opened my eyes it ran off to where I couldn't see because I was unable to move my head. I could hear it at the foot of my bed making weird noises and what sounded like it was pacing back and forth. After a few seconds(felt like forever) it said something I couldn't quite make out and then it stopped. I could move and I was finally out of it. Sleep paralysis sucks but that was one of the only times I've ever experienced anything close to that. Most of the time I go into lucid dreaming through it which is always something fun that comes out of something borderline terrifying.
Daltimus-Prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A bit tangential, but I've always wanted to try lucid dreaming, but I've never really been able to. Do the things you do feel "real?" As in you can actually see/hear/feel things as you do in real life, just with a degree of control over them?
thatbrettkid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sort of? Like in one LD I had I got stuck in thorns and I was getting cut up pretty bad before I got out. I could feel it cutting my skin but it didn't hurt at all. But you see, hear, and sometimes I've had smells in my dreams. I'm not very good at controlling my dreams though like I still can't make stuff appear/disappear, I can't fly, and I can't do everything I would like to. The best part for me about it though is that I can just explore the dream. The fact that I can't control it could be the best part for me because the dream just flows on its own. Just exploring your dream is fun in itself and just experiencing everything with lucidity is completely different than just dreaming. They feel real for the most part but you know they aren't real. There's a subreddit dedicated to LD that you should go look at if you really want to do it at some point. There are multiple guides to the different ways to obtain lucidity, some being more advanced than others. I would link it but I don't know how to on mobile
Daltimus-Prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, thanks! I'll definitely go check it out.
thatbrettkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No problem man! I recommend the FILD method more than anything. Everytime I've done it works amazingly and I am more lucid using that method than any other.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:39 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got this a lot in my teen years. Nothing quite so freaky as waking up and realizing your body won't respond for 30 seconds.
BigSister610 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:40:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Details?
tinycatsays ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:00:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rake ? I haven't read the info yet.
I only know of the one in Weaveworld, which wasn't all that scary (as far as the bad guys in that book go). Spoiler
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to regret reading this, aren't I?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:32:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, just dont go to sleep ever
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't find it that scary, tbh, but I didn't go look up pics or other stories.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it bothers me so much because I can picture it so clearly when I read that one woman's story about it appearing, talking to her husband, and then discovering it had attacked her daughter. And by 'picture it so clearly', I mean 'picture it so clearly happening to my own family, because I have a young son and daughter'. The idea that something is in one of my children's rooms, talking to them, and I would have no way of knowing... that's the part of the story that bothers me.
RobbieMcSkillet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, was at work! Enjoy. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rake
BigSister610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:28 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I click...will there be a picture?
RobbieMcSkillet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:42 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but it's a painting and not a very striking one at that. It doesn't get in your mind deep, I'd say it's a pretty generic horror image. Not something that sets unease like smile dog
BigSister610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:45 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit. Now I'm curious about smile dog. And I never grew up watching rated R movies, or participating in Halloween up until about a year ago, (I'm 17 now) so just about anything scares me.
RobbieMcSkillet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:47 on July 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the website i linked has all the good ones in it, take some time to browse. Just dont plan on sleeping.
NicolasCageIsMyHero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone see that monster show on Destination America where they tried to pass it off as real. They had "priest" and "eyewitnesses" talking about it. It was comedy gold.
tomahawkfury13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i read one about the rake where a guy is staying at his girlfriends new place for the first time, he wakes up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and on his way to the kitchen notices a scary looking thing looking at him from outside the living room window.
a little freaked out he goes into the kitchen having to go by a partition that blocks his view of the living room, as he clears the partition he looks towards the living room and notices that the thing had moved to the other window and was still staring at him. he then freaks out and goes back to the room and locks the door.
he ends up falling asleep, and in the morning tells his girlfriend about what he saw in the window. she starts freaking out and barricades the door, when he asks her whats wrong she says that there are no windows in the living room only picture frames.
RobbieMcSkillet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nooooooopenopenopenope
Byobroot ยท 554 points ยท Posted at 14:23:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
One night I read the whole post about Ted the Caver. I was working a 12-4am and nothing was really happening in the lobby. I was so engrossed that I forgot to check people in. I know it has been proven false, but if I think of it, I always get a weird feeling in my throat. Ted the Caver is creepy as hell and caving now terrifies me.
amrith777 ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 17:36:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read "The Dionaea House"? Very creepy.Here's the link: http://www.dionaea-house.com/
Make sure you read everything and don't skip anything.
zmilts ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:12:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also recommend the book House of Leaves. I haven't finished it yet because I get creeped out every time I read it.
Cyberogue ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:09:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The author's sister released an accompanying album about it which is good if you're into altrock or triphop (think Susanne Vega)
Poe - Angry Johnny
Poe - Hey Pretty (Remix) - this one uses a reading from her brother instead of her vocals
LoonAtticRakuro ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:08:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always happy to hear people reference the Danielewskis. I absolutely fell in love with the Poe album Haunted (that I picked up for no good reason other than the cover art was pretty) in my late teens. I picked up House of Leaves in my early 20s because a friend of a friend was going on about wanting to read it because it gives people nightmares.
Nearly two years later I discovered the two are brother and sister, that parts of Haunted were made with sampled recordings of their father, and I finally understood the reference behind 5 1/2 Minute Hallway.
Both creations rank in my top 10 favorite belongings and they've both become so much more meaningful over the years as I learned more about how and why they were made.
usualsuspects ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weirdly similar experience-- listened to Haunted a lot as a teen, read House of Leaves towards the beginning of university. I didn't make the connection until I hit the part in the book that's used in the remixed Hey Pretty.
I'd listened to that song so many times back when my shitty mp3 player could only hold maybe 15 songs. Suddenly coming across those familiar words was startling and eerie in the best way.
LoonAtticRakuro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! That's incredible to hear. That whole bit of him driving up into the mountains. Fast. Slow. Fast fast. Slow.
Reading it in the book I kept feeling this intense deja vu. I knew this scene. I had imagined this car ride before. The longest unzipping of my life.
It was years before I knew why. It just contributed to the sense of that story expanding well beyond the scope of the pages.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that "Angry Johnny" was on Hello, not Haunted. Brilliant artist, though.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:24:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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usualsuspects ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:20:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is The Langoliers worth reading? I caught the shitty film version once when I was young and the whole concept of it really stuck with me despite the cheesy animation. I've always wondered if I should try reading it.
Consolidated_Skeebal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am the same way. That movie has stuck with me for like 19 years.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The movie really isn't that bad...
usualsuspects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was young and caught it in the middle, so I guess I don't really know. I always categorized it in my mind as shitty simply because the special effects were so bad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:45 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You might like "Voluntary Committal" from Joe Hill's collection of short stories, 20th Century Ghosts.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read it and thought it was excellent.It took a while for me to finish because I have a lot going on in life,but in my opinion,it's better in small doses anyway.
Trondar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read it at least 3 times now. My favorite book I've ever read.
Jaereth ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:36:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you read the updates page? or the livejournal or blogspot pages? there's a lot more to the story than just Mark.
Finnbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I read all of it, but what happened to andrew and what did Eric and cam go through. I liked it but what did they go through.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you read it all and followed all the links?When you get to the last page and it says "home" there is a link that says "updates" and you have to click it to continue the story by following all the other links.
404argumentNotSound ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:53:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, so it just ends at the homeless woman's blog?
illy-chan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess but that'd sort of be in-line with how the "house" was described. Didn't want anyone blowing its cover.
misternumberone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I looked up Jack Parsons and Jared Lewis. Quite an interesting array of people. The first two results on Jared Lewis are an assistant professor of Chemistry at the University of Chicago whose picture looks creepy as fuck and a... construction business? I looked very carefully around the website, for this would be a strange coincidence if it wasn't related to the story, but it looks like a completely normal small home construction and remodeling company.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It never ends. The blogs and AIM Chats,etc are supplemental.The people in the story are specific victims,but there were victims before them and there will be after."Dionaea Muscipula" is the scientific name for the venus fly trap.
The house is sentient and emits a pleasant scent in order to lure it's victims.The horror comes from knowing that the house is evil and has a conscious agenda,one that we will probably never comprehend and will never end.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn it, the blog entries stop! I want to read more!
Mechdra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any more?!
qwertyydamus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:19:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine there is probably a whole site that revolves around this stuff. I am in the same boat as you, so if I find anything I'll add it, but believe me I want to know more too.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I felt,too, ha ha.
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that was amazing!
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I stumbled upon it one cold,rainy winter afternoon and read it straight through and was amazed.The way he writes is just so engaging and poetic,it creepy but also beautiful.The ending blew me away and still haunts me.
If it does get made into a movie,I hope they don't fuck the story up and make it all "commercial-like".I hope they maintain the essence of the story.For me though,part of what made it so creepy and effective was that I was reading it chapter by chapter,like it was unfolding and that lent something to the overall story and atmosphere.I am not sure how well it would translate to the big screen.
hello_shittyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:14 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to this thread, but one of my all time favorite /r/nosleep stories.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:58 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I arrive late to threads a lot,so I understand. This story is one of my all-time favorites ever.I am so glad I stumbled upon it one rainy afternoon.
rageak49 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:53:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He died.
DatGrag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for killing an hour or so for me. That was creepy as fuck
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome!Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
M4TTST0D0N ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huh... That just sounds like a creepy pasta :-/
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In my opinion,all urban legends are essentially creepypastas.They are just different in the way they are delivered,how many people contributed and how far of a scope they have.
When you consider how the person writing a creepypasta gets their inspiration,then you will realize that they are affected by their life experience and that no story really exists that is not somehow colored by outside influences.
I am a writer and though I have my own voice,countless people,places and things influence my writing and my stories.No urban legend or creepypasta is created in a vacuum.
i_are_pant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:42:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am so disappointed this stopped.
Just spent a couple of hours reading it between jobs at work. Good stuff.
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:39:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I feel when a story affects me.I want more!
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
i_are_pant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Cheers. I'm onto Maps now.
I didn't even know I was a fan of these sorts of stories until today.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a woman,just so you know.Although,I have no real objection to "dude" in general.I use it myself generically.
There are good stories on /r/nosleep,but /u/1000vultures story is the best I've read so far.I read it one rainy winter afternoon and just enjoyed the fuck out of it.
misternumberone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:09:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was some SCP shit
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am an SCP fan,too.Have you ever watched any of the fictional vlog series on YouTube?There is one that is ongoing right now called "The West Records".It's fiction,but the creators do not treat it as such for immersion purposes.It's very SCP-like.
It's about a guy that finds a hard drive with a bunch of videos on it and it documents an independent cameraman that gets hired by a group of people who want to check out and research what happened at a nearby military base where there was talk of military experiments that went wrong with disastrous results and a bunch of people go missing.
Forgive the run-on sentence,I'm running on no sleep.If you love SCP-type things,you would probably dig this.But please note:It is an ongoing series,it is not completed.The fictional guy that found the hard drive uploads various footage and files as he goes through the hard drive,but he is very good at updating,so it's never too long between entries.Secondly:It is a story.It has a set up and it introduces the characters and unfolds at a certain pace.It has to establish some seemingly mundane things,but later in the story,you will realize that the story is creepier/scarier for having done so because it gives you more details about their lives and events that are very relevant once shit goes down.There is a definite pay-off.
If that sounds like something you could get into,here is the playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi7FY1HG34LKWeE7OK7BC9Ril-PrfAMkU
Byobroot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have heard about this, but actually haven't read it. Thanks for the link!
amrith777 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome! If you enjoyed TTC, I think you'll be creeped out by/enjoy this โโฟโผ
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:36:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read the entire thing until 'it ends here' and not the chronicle part.. I thought this was some creepy short story, but it doesn't really have an end?
I_Buck_Fuffaloes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are a few other blogs it connects to, but no it really doesn't have any sort of end.
misternumberone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The farthest I got was to the homeless woman's story, and there is a Jared Lewis Construction company, but it seems completely normal to me. I said more above about what I found googling names in the story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read the background about the guy and looked up an interview with him and it turns it just ends like it does on that page.
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:02:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it, what's so scary? I just read the whole thing and I'm really disappointed.
amrith777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:32:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you did,indeed,read the entire story and you followed all the supplemental links and did not find it creepy,then the only response I can give you is to say that horror and humor are very subjective and not all stories will speak to all people.Like I told someone else--sometimes our expectations are not met and we will be disappointed.
This is a fact of life and unavoidable.I have experience it many times and it sucks.I understand.
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:42:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a twist that I missed? I usually don't find horror scary if there's no twist, I could have missed something.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was great stuff, thanks for the linkage
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome!Here's another linkage: A redditor wrote it for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright it's 5 am here, my bedtime, I'm gonna give it a read!
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the spirit! Hopefully, you don't have to work today.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What in the actual fuck did I just read?! That might've been the scariest thing I've ever read lol
amrith777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:54:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you enjoyed it! I was really creeped out the first time I read it.Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet man thanks! I'll check it out
SorryIfIDissedYou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I've been looking for this story for years! I read it right after Ted the Caver so damn long ago and child never remember the name, only that it began with a D. Thanks!
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.I've had similar things happen to me and am always glad when someone mentions something that leads me back to it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please help me to understand this story? I read the whole thing but im not sure what to really make of it. Is the story that there is an entity that likes to pose as a house to consume people? Sending out letters and email and fake reports to try and ensnare estranged friends and family in a web of intrigue to lure them into the house?
All this seemed to point towards some kind of evil in one house but then suddenly he finds the exact same house in another location...and at the end someone gets a letter containing an article that human remains were found on the street and they respond saying they'll not fall for the trap?
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Dionaea muscipula" is the scientific name for the venus fly trap.Once you know that,it should all be clear.The house emits a pleasant smell to lure you in.There is no "entity".The house itself is sentient.
The various things that you read from different sources are all from people documenting what occurred.
nofucksgiven5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I first read it as "diarrhea house..."
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha! Well,the smell it emitted would certainly cut down on the numbers of people it was able to lure.
qwertyydamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I just wanted to thank you for posting this. I just got done reading about this, following all the links and all that. It is very interesting, and all very new to me, this is the first thing I have have ever read about this urban legend. If I get the spare coin and remember this, I'll gift you some gold.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow,you're welcome.Gifting me gold is not necessary.My reward is knowing that someone else was entertained by a story that spoke to me and that entertained me.
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter.
If you read it,let me know what you think. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
qwertyydamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:55 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry for the late reply... Life tends to happen sometimes and it just gets in the way of things. I really liked the stories, they had all the makings of a great story. One of my favorite aspects was the narrative fidelity, too few scary stories (published or not) just don't have it, but this one was spot on. Thanks for the recommendation, it was a really good read.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:38 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am guilty of the same thing,so no worries. Life happens =)
I agree with what you said about the story.I am a writer and one of the things I do is take copious notes about my thoughts,feelings,characters,and plots before and during the process because I do not like a poor narrative. I can be forgiving here and there to an extent,but it is probably one of the main things that hinder me and hold me back because I am somewhat of a perfectionist.
So,when I happen upon a story that flows like this one and maintains its foundation, I am really impressed and moved.
qwertyydamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:30 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, now I have to pick your brain a bit, don't feel obligated to answer, but if your willing I have a couple of questions. Right now I am majoring in English and Communication, and I will get a masters in Education. So I am not trying to become a career author, but I do want to write a little on the side. Do you have any advice for making decent stories. I know I have to understand the mechanics of a good novel and practice... I guess what I am getting at is there something that you learned from your experience that no one taught you that you are willing to pass down?
Thanks for everything so far!
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:50 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it ok if I PM you? I feel that we have moved into territory that should be private and also not feel like I've hijacked the thread.
Today is my birthday, I am about to leave to celebrate with my family and friends, so I want you to know that I have every intention of replying to you at length,but it will not be tonight.
qwertyydamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:08 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No problem, good idea. Happy birthday!
qwertyydamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you very much!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit! That was really good. Thanks for sharing it!
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:40:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome!Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's some more high-octane nightmare fuel:
A redditor wrote it for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
TheKinkMaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I am missing something :/ It wasn't as creepy as I was expecting.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you read all the links?Tell me how it ended,because some people miss a link or the ending sometimes.
If it turns out you did read it all and didn't enjoy it,all I can say about that is horror,like humor,is subjective.Not all things speak to all people.I know how it feels because it happens to me,too when something does not live up to my expectation.
Link_to_Zelda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for linking that, it was fantastic! I'm just sad that there really is no ending, just loose ends. Maybe that's that point: we're not supposed to know the whole truth
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am not always a big fan of ambiguous endings,but I feel it works here because the house is a giant venus fly trap that is sentient.It will never end....There will always be more victims....
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here is another story that you may enjoy that a redditor wrote for the /r/nosleep sub for a contest.Not only did he win the contest,it became a novel and there are talks of a movie.It has multiple chapters.I am posting the link to the first chapter,and the links to the next chapter appear at the end of each chapter. http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
Link_to_Zelda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh, thank you! I'm now addicted to /r/nosleep. Needless to say, I'm going to be up all night...
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:16 on July 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here is some more shit to keep you up at night: /r/letsnotmeet has some awesome and creepy/horrifying stories,too.My all time favorite is "The Bridge".
OP tells a story about he and his friends checking out this bridge and what happens there,and when folks read it,they want more from OP and pics of what he described and,unlike far too many OP's on reddit,THIS OP DELIVERS BIG TIME เฒ โเฒ
Here are the links:Part One - The Bridge http://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/tj2uc/the_bridge/
Part Two - The Bridge Revisited http://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/u7nip/the_bridge_revisited/
Link_to_Zelda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:08:29 on July 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god you are awesome! Thank you for feeding my need to be incredibly freaked out :D
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:18 on July 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I love sharing little gems that I stumble upon :D
Link_to_Zelda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:29 on July 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really appreciate it! I love stories that will just chill me to the bone
tbhbbidgaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I covered my eyes before clicking this link and peeked between my fingers first before looking at the whole page. sigh of relief
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:52:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha! I know that feel.I hate "screamers" and I never post them.A good jump scare is fine,but I love the slow burn and the allure of a well-told story.
Retro21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:44 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man that was awesome stuff! Thanks for that, best I've seen in this thread.
I reckon this is the Jack Parsons talked about at the end?
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:38:27 on July 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you enjoyed it.Yes,that is the Jack Parsons they are referring to.Nice catch!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:12:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This comment is here so I can find my way back.
M_is_for_Mancy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could also just save it...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I could, but Karma.
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:12:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No problem.But,for further reference,individual comments can be saved now.They implemented that feature not long ago.Don't know why they didn't have it to begin with :/
real-dreamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever read House of Leaves?
Also very good.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes,I read it and thought it was excellent.I am a huge fan of Lovecraft and one of my favorite stories by him is "The Dreams in the Witch-House".The witch and Brown Jenkin are scary enough in and of themselves,but the fact that the geometry of the room/house is just wrong adds another dimension to the horror and creepiness.
ProfessorGaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got to September 10th and then I hear 3 knocks. Checked outside my room and nobody there..
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in the woods and am a night owl.I hear many things at night that add to whatever nightmare fuel I may be consuming at the moment.Always good for a jumpscare or two.
adhoc_lobster ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:16:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ted the Caver is one of my favorites. I love it when a scary story has photos that aren't scary in themselves, but lend credence to the story by making it seem true.
effa94 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link it please, cant find it
Byobroot ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:11:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/
This is the original angelfire blog.
therealmikeyj ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 21:23:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the scary part is angelfire still exists
sniperdude12a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ba dum chhhhh
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:43:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to that site, my computer might be at risk!
A_Narwalrus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there only ten pages? It ends right when he's about to go with joe for the second time...
all_of_zimbabwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:58 on July 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes. there is only 10.
Creeperownr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tl;dr please?
guanerick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guy goes into a new cave with a friend and creepy stuff happens.
King_Charles_II ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, just read it. It takes a couple of hours but it's worth it.
kingsizechocostick ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man aint wasting time tldr
minor_threat_misfit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:34:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It got proven false? When?
Kappa_the_imp ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:54:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since the guy who wrote it admitted it. The cave explory parts are totally true, but the creepy bits were added for funsies.
minor_threat_misfit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:29:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's... disheartening. Damn, it made me want to almost explore caves
Kappa_the_imp ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:34:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead and explore! There's plenty of creepy around caves. Mammoth cave has the TB huts, which are freaky as shit, not to mention at LEAST one dead body that's out of sight, but right along a popular touring area. Cumberland caverns has freaky stories about false floors and a meatgrinder passageway. Every cave has freaky stories. If you explore one yourself, you get to make it up. That's the best part!
Dizzygrl08 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:07:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, what's a TB hut because it sounds interesting?
caving311 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:12:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a tuberculosis hut. It was thought that the cool, damp cave air could help ease the symptoms of those afflicted.
Dizzygrl08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's really interesting, I've never heard of such a thing. You've given me something new and creepy to look in to, thanks friend!
caving311 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Caves are terrifying and wonderful places. I've been on trips with friends where they go on to scout a passage and all I can hear is scraping, scratching and the occassional loud thud.
If you like the idea of being scared by caves, look into a man named Floyd Collins. Specifically the book Trapped!
Coonark00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doctors used to Believe that the cold, damp climate that caves provided was good treatment for tuberculosis patients. Many sick people were forced to live in mammoth cave to help remedy there disease. Tl;dr TB = tuberculosis.
Zemedelphos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the body, who is it, which tour, and where do I have to stand to see it?
Kappa_the_imp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's somewhere along the grand avenue tour. I honestly don't remember if they had an ID on it or not, it used to be on display as a curiosity, but was taken down and replaced out of sight after it was made illegal to display human remains in any national park or some such. The park rangers or tour guides would know more than me. I just happened to spend most oft weekends on cave tours one year.
AnalOgre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really think there are cave monsters?
minor_threat_misfit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, why not? Dare to dream.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't so much proven false as much as the author has said specifically that he wrote is as a story and never intended for it to be passed off as true. The pictures are from a real caving expedition he did, but the noises were positively attributed to a highway above the cave.
UtterlyInsane ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved that story.
catfacemcmeowmers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im terrified of caving as well because of this. Once you start reading it you can't stop.
thepukingdwarf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:22:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading that! Still one of my favorite stories. If you don't want the story ruined stop reading here: The author of ted the caver came out and said that it was all of the supernatural stuff was false. He claims that he and his buddy did actually break a hole open in a wall and explore some virgin cave, but says that nothing scary happened.
undercoverbrutha ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read that story in the middle of a lecture and despite being surrounded by so many people I still felt nervous as fuck. It was really well written, it's just there wasn't any way to end it other than leaving it on a cliff hanger. But the tension and build up is where the story really shines.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I miss the days of the internet when this story didn't immediately turn up in Creepypasta wikis and repositories and instead had at least an air of, "homegrown," authenticity to it. That being said, I still really enjoy it.
flowgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
one of my favorite internet reads of all time.
Szolkir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the first time I read Ted the Caver, it took me in hook, line and sinker until I looked around the 'net to see if it was real or not-to make myself less scared.
alumavirtutem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ted the Caver was the first scary thing I ever read on the internet and I still love it!
lightning_gardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah Ted the Caver and the movie The Descent are both great (as a lover of horror films The Descent is one of my all-time favorites)-- but (partly) because of those stories I am now legit scared of ever going into a cave.
drafterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I've been looking for this one.
sephrinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That shit pissed me off.
unnoved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man Ted the caver is so well written. I was focused the entire time. I love horror stories about caves and the fact that he left out whatever it was that was in that cave makes it that much better.
EdVolpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone do a TL;DR for Ted The Cave please?
captainsasss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does he like do?
OhSoLoudly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you happen to have the link?
NewPhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too scared to read the whole thing, can anyone summarize it for me?
lord_tubbington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should read house of leaves. It's like in a similar vein and also fifty times crazier. One of the most rewarding reading experiences I've had and I read a bunch.
Byobroot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have heard amazing things about this book. It is on my list.
Torchwood8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry but who or what is Ted The Caver? Sounds like a creepy pasta.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just going to check this out now
Thepotatokingg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Care to elaborate?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:08:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So it just ends with that last update that they're going back? I was hoping for more creepy caving shit.
Flying_Toffee_Pig ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 15:01:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you're walking back to your room and you get that feeling of someone right behind you... I swear I run around my house all the time.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:14:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, I know the feeling. Always end up speedwalking into my room, haha.
tinycatsays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I press my back to the wall, but who says spirits can't fit between, like a shadow?
(I'm normally not superstitious, but that feeling is just SO CREEPY)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen enough horror movies to know that the bad guy ALWAYS knows when you are against a wall and breaks his hand through the wall to grab you by the throat. Or you know, shove a knife through the back of your head.
tinycatsays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If they can get through walls this thick, then there's no escaping anyway :P
boobafett13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:54:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I broke my ankle about 10 months ago, in 3 places, leading to surgery and a plate and screws. I have very limited range of motion. What does that have to do with your comment?
I. Can't. Run.
I'm fucked.
wolfguardian72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I blame Amnesia.
MotherLoveBone27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had this happen to me with a crazy homeless schizophrenic, it was terrifying.
LintGrazOr8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get that feeling in my house.
JayKayGray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel so crazy but my bathroom is up the other end of a big daunting hallway as me with 1 room further up than it. So whenever I exit the bathroom heading back to my room at the early hours of the morning I find myself in nearly a full blown sprint without realizing it because of that room that is now behind me. I'm a pretty dainty little thing, I impress myself with how fast I move when I'm being superstitious.
freshie_gnarsauce ยท 1670 points ยท Posted at 13:10:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The Licked Hand."
bsend ยท 845 points ยท Posted at 13:39:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I allow no hand or foot of mine to dangle off the bed.
freshie_gnarsauce ยท 326 points ยท Posted at 13:52:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For this same reason, I three-step-hop into bed!
PerInception ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:05:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't want my wife to know I'm scared of the under-bed, so I always pretend I'm doing some kind of high dive in the olympics and give some commentary about the amazing triple double half twist swan dive I'm about to do.
She's starting to get annoyed, so I've gotta come up with something else that lets me bound over the edges of the bed before something gets me...
I did once move the dirty clothes hamper (one of the short square ones) to the side of the bed and just stepped over that to get into bed, but she always moves it back..... I think I may have just realized my wife might be in on getting me dragged under the bed by an evil clown.
*Edit dragged, thanks beaner.
frozenpredator ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, why don't you just build some drawers under your bed? Or store old stuff under the bed? I've got all sorts of old crap stored under my bed.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:37:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's hilarious. How long have you been doing that?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:01:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D:
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've tried many times to help out the clown under my bed but my husband won't fall for my traps. His first technique was impressive olympic diving into bed. But I will only let that work for a short while. He needs to be dragged under. So he can see the light.
It happened to me a few months ago. I was home alone when my husband was out at work. I had just gotten out of the shower and was heading to bed. I stalled before getting into bed and checked underneath. That's when I saw him. His eyes were completely black and his face pale white. He had fuzzy red hair. He grabbed my legs causing me to topple over. I hit the floor hard and then was dragged underneath the bed. My head hurt from the fall. The clown sunk his claws into my back scrapping along causing deep wounds. I begged him to stop and let me go. Saying that I would do anything to make him stop. The clown paused for a second before replying. "anything?" his voice was cold and harsh. "yes anything." I cried out. "Bring me your husband instead!" He bellowed. "what do you mean." I replied. "Make him come under the bed!" Then I woke up the message still clear in my mind. I constantly fear what is underneath the bed and in an attempt to save myself I have to force my husband under the bed.
One day he will make a mistake and end up meeting the clown underneath our bed.
_masterofdisaster ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always do a eurostep into bed.
GetColdCocked ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wade?
_masterofdisaster ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:04:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man I got knees
OldOrder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You set that up just to make that joke, didn't you?
_masterofdisaster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:03:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I think eurostep, I think of Ginobili or Harden. To set up that joke I would have said step back.
OldOrder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ginoboli?
blazingtits ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to run and leap onto my bed as a kid because I was afraid something would grab my ankle and pull me under the bed if I got too close.
GeeGeeGeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get this when I walk to close to parked cars in the dark =s
liamoneill86 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always terrified me, as soon as I moved in with my girlfriend I suggested a captains bed(the one with drawers of the bottom), I let my hands and feet dangle like no other now!
-NAhL- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:26:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if they're hiding in the drawers?
liamoneill86 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Way ahead of you, I filled the drawers with Australian spiders and sealed them shut. Not a worry in the world!!
-NAhL- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if they get out? I would have gone for snakes. No water damage like what happpens when you use piranhas.
dominosbestemployee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:58:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just refuse to have a bed frame. my bed must always be on the ground.
slcee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Swan dive.
drunky_crowette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend and I have a futon mattress on the floor. May show how poor we are, but I no longer have to worry/jump onto my bed.
bornintheusofeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to. I recently changed rooms (big upstairs area, bigger room) bed is on wheels. I must enter it normally
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:00:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still can't sleep with my feet outside of the covers. If I'm sleeping with no covers, I'm fine, but if I'm under the covers, feet have to be in too. I'm 6'3 and if I lay on my stomach my feet hang off the edge of even my queen sized bed. I always tuck my legs up so they don't do that. 32 years old and this is still a nightly fucking occurrence.
TwitchingCheese ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:07:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-072
Kappa_the_imp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit. That site is the fucking TV Tropes of creepy shit. Goodbye rest of my day.
Cramjomlin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this because I have nine cats.
Iateyoursnack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am so pleased I'm not the only one who won't let any body part over the side of the bed. I also keep my feet covered in case a monster wants to eat my feet. Blanket over feet = monster kryptonite.
callmekvothe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was six I watched this documentary on PBS on trolls (WHY my mother let me watch this, I have no idea) and there was one who would grab the hands on children if they were out on top of the covers and no matter how hard the children struggled, the troll wouldn't let go.
But it was okay, because the troll was gifting them with musical abilities. I haven't slept with my hands out from under my covers in twenty years.
AeroGold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this Stephan King interview in high school when I was super into his books. Since then, I make sure all limbs are fully on the bed and wrapped in blanket. Here's an excerpt of King describing his greatest fear:
"At night, when I go to bed, I still am at pains to be sure that my legs are under the blankets after the lights go out. I'm not a child anymore but... I don't like to sleep with one leg sticking out. Because if a cool hand ever reached out from under the bed and grasped my ankle, I might scream. Yes, I might scream to wake the dead."
theguynamedtim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why the best way to sleep is in the fetal position
annathebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it bad that this is one of the main reasons I got one of those beds that have drawers underneath?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's just ASKING for trouble.
stupidsunited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dont have an "under the bed" because it's just solid paneling and drawers. All the dangle for me.
Degru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have drawers under my bed so nothing can come out from under it in the first place...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The again. I might just dangle my penis off if ya know what I'm sayin'!! Hehe... I'll leave :(
JenATaylia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always use someone else's as a decoy
yuhutuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what happens if I let my dick dangle out? Would it get licked?
EpikYummeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My bed has 3 drawers under it that makes my bed double as a dresser, so I think I'm safe. Even so, no hand or foot shall dangle off the bed, except my feet because I'm too tall for my bed. :(
woodyreturns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this goes without saying?
madindenial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My bed is a boxspring on the floor with a mattress on top. There is no space for anything to get under my bed. Fuck that noise.
thing24life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why the legend is bullshit. Who the hell leaves any part of their body dangling off the bed?
MemphisOsiris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soo.....if I were to dangle my penis off the edge what would happen?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time (shitty short story)
A few houses down from mine when I was a kid there was a house filled with a family of Mexicans, somebody broke into the house and started to tickle the daughters foot. He got away and ever since then I keep my feet under covers at all times.
cyberhorror ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
one time I let my foot dangle out of my bed and that night I entered into sleep paralyisis, I used to enter into it alot along with several other reccuring nightmares but eventually I learned to lucid dream and killed all the monsters in my dreams except the one in this story, and this time the aperation or hallucination that I saw was a old lady standing at the foot of my bed it told me it was my great grand mother, by all acounts a sweat old lady immigrant from Romania who died before I was born, but it felt like it was evil and I knew it was lying it then reached out and put it's hand on my foot the cold of it's hand was enough to jar me out of my immobilized state and I bolted up right getting ready for a fight but it was gone.
This happened a few years ago and in my sleep paralysis since then I don't see the old hag but the most recent time I must have entered rem sleep in a bad position because I couldn't breath and was desperately trying to move while feeling my body run out of air... who ever said dying in your sleep was peaceful was wrong.
JustJillian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my fiance also suffers from occasional sleep paralysis.
He was going in to a surgical procedure and was afraid it would fuck with stuff while he was under. I read him some of this wikipedia page and it explained a lot.
I know lolwikipedia but the page is really informative.
cyberhorror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah it does have a lot of good information that is what I found when I released it wasn't another one of my recurring nightmares I also found that relaxing into it instead of fighting it helps. I find it really interesting and it is probably linked to my anxiety which is why relaxing helps me.
ElenaDisgusting ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:51:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't allow my feet to go uncovered in bed ever!
When I was in grade school a older kid told me that if you left you feet uncovered or without socks a old woman with a pail and a knife will come cut your toes off.
ConnorTG ยท 317 points ยท Posted at 13:31:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drip...Drip...Drip
Amerphose ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 14:05:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lick
GyptianE ยท 381 points ยท Posted at 14:13:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"humans can lick too"
mixotec ยท 377 points ยท Posted at 15:12:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I first heard ended with the dog in the closet, without that line. It was a great ending, and to child-me it was genuinely scary (and possibly the reason why I still won't dangle any part of my body over the side of the bed).
Then later I heard someone tell it with the "humans can lick too" ending, and it ruined the impact. It's so much more effective if you leave that realisation to the imagination of the listener.
Spurioun ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:03:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plus it becomes less realistic and therefore less scary when you add the dead dog and the writing. Subtly is much more frightening when it comes to these types of stories.
the_piemaker ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:38:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always heard it as, "dogs aren't the only thing that can lick" which freaked me out more because it still left it up to my imagination coming up with some monster hybrid with a disgustingly long tongue.
I agree the humans line definitely ruins it, takes all the fun out of imagining.
Suddenly_Something ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:32:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one I heard had a cop telling her that humans can lick too, after she mentions her dog... Not it being written in blood on the mirror as if the murderer was sitting and waiting for her to ask herself the question.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:18:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I've heard this one, and the cops go up the stairs with the guns drawn. I like this ending, probably because it adds a degree of realism.
candypuppet ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:54:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I also read the version without any bloody writing on the wall. I find the "humans can lick too" ending ridiculous.
I have trouble being scared of someone who would hide under my bed and lick my hand.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:53:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like the "red eyes story"
Alarconadame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Though I had never heard of that story, I don't let my limbs dangle off the bed...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the version I heard, the story just ends with "and then the licking began". No one says anything. Even "dogs aren't the only things that can lick" TOTALLY ruins the story's impact.
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it with the "humans can lick too" line, but I was too young to get it at first. That was the only horror story to legitimately terrify me for days.
Dr_SnM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you heard the Hollywood version. I hate it when people feel the need to explain away ambiguity. Ambiguity is the device!
xxHourglass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I'm familiar with is not with a human, but the Jersey Devil. I agree that "Humans can lick too" is kind of lame as far as impacting the listener, but I think the subtle change to "The Jersey Devil can lick hands too" has a different effect as a result of the changed sentence flow when spoken aloud as in reciting a scary story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's strange. I've only heard this once at a 4th grade sleepover by my friend's mom. I've never heard this anywhere again until now. It's strangely nostalgic. Anyway, the ending version she told us was with the dog hung in the shower by the shower head with it's blood writing out "humans can lick too" on the shower wall.
ANALFISSURES123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like the ending "dogs aren't the only thing that licks."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My experience is almost exactly like yours, which is great to think about. As a child I heard it told the same way (shower head instead of closet) and it was phenomenal. Then later in life it was ruined by the almost "facebook chain mail" ending.
zeert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The most ridiculous retelling of this tale I heard was when the kid had a SEEING EYE DOG because she was blind... and then the story ended with the writing on the mirror. Like... really? She's blind.
derek589111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't read the story but I'm assuming that something bad happens to dangling-over-the-bed appendeges?
Well fuck you man, I'm 6'6 in a single bed and now my mind is wandering to all sorts of dark places.
SammyLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also heard the closet version, from my mom! The bathroom scene ruins it. She just opens the closet, pulls the light cord (I always imagine this as an older house with a pull string light) and sees the dog dead, dripping blood. The End.
Holy_Toledo_Batman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:58:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with you; the imagination is much more exciting. Also the way that I first heard it and tell it to this day is with her finding the dog's slashed body in her bathtub the following morning.
neoman4426 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:04:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite variation is the one where the murderer is the comforting pet. "Dogs can lick too". Completely absurd and hilarious
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HOW CAN SHE LICK?!
chucky2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the old lickaroo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lik dis if you lik everlik
GuybrushDeepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An opportunist would just drop trough and dangle his raisins down there for a spitshine.
BinarySo10 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. Just terrifying, and also awful because her poor dog is dead...
Klein_TK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lick back
Great_Chairman_Mao ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
R. Kelly?
rumdrools ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Last night I turned all the lights off to go to bed, and then standing outside my bedroom door I heard the tap in the kitchen dripping. I chose to ignore it.
BitingInsects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Playas wanna play, ballas wanna ball, I don't even want none of these at all I want to piss on youu
CircdusOle ยท 1245 points ยท Posted at 13:45:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Th Russian version is good too.
Moral of story is daughter should not yell in house like peasant. House is not Serbian pigsty.
Passwordisnotatomic ยท 519 points ยท Posted at 14:26:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Such is life.
Insanelopez ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 20:10:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Girl feel licking of hand, think "Oh, is dog under bed."
But is not dog.
Is politburo.
Such is life.
5280neversummer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:18:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/suchislifeinmoscow
optimus_crime33 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:33:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Life is potato.
shazang ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:10:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Potato is such.
pchc_lx ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:03:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are killing it don't stop
FabioElTacobutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Life in Latvia
DBCrumpets ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:37:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Potato is hallucination
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:23:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Life is only malnourish and rape. Potato is only dream.
kaywal6443 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed at this way harder than i should have
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also dark..
Watertrap1 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:15:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/suchislifeinmoscow
Shaggyninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Russian_Creepypasta
ImaginariumZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Siberian pigsty not Serbian
JonnySpoons ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:41:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Russian version? Anybody got a link?
Herr_Karl ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:07:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/suchislifeinmoscow/comments/1j8hrj/lick/
JonnySpoons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks mate.
TheLastInventor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:50:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, but in Russia, HAND LICK YOU!
Gawdzillers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I worry she will never find good husband
aprofondir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serb here. U wot m8.
also, it's Siberian.
CircdusOle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I realized that later. Apparently I had always read it wrong because I figured Siberia was too cold for pigs or something. It made sense at the time.
Dude_man79 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:08:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But if she has potato, then ok?
StormRider2407 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:27:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is not Latvia.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:16:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is hallusinate, no potatoes are being in Latvia
xbunnny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:30:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no potato. only politburo. prison. is starve. potato is only dream.
Goran1693 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Serbian,
...:(
ruddet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the Russian version?
IAmAnatheistcatAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you have a link to the russian version?
Shljapko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
theres expresion Serbian pigsty in Russia? :D
ddh0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough, the phrase "Serbian pigsty" exists in every language. Linguists have never been able to figure out why.
aprofondir ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:35:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serb here, what the fuck
Shljapko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:55 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure he was sarcastic buraz :D
ImaginariumZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its Siberian pigsty not Serbian... http://www.reddit.com/r/suchislifeinmoscow/comments/1j8hrj/lick/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Comrades can lick too"
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Serbs always have pigsty house. At least Russian house have outdoor toilet.
ProfessorCheesecake ยท 223 points ยท Posted at 13:41:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was pretty sure which one this was and google confirmed it. God damn freaky.
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:40:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That totally butchered it. The version spoiler Is way better
GrammarBeImportant ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:13:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where the dog dies is never better.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Naldaen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're psychotic. Grats.
andrew688k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Butchered, heh.
Cryse_XIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never thought of it as a horror story but a tragedy because of this little detail.
LAB731 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:54:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I DID NOT LIKE THAT AND AS A 19 YEAR OLD GIRL HOME ALONE WITH 2 DOGS I HATE U ALL GOODBYE
DeathsIntent96 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:53:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'll lick u all u want bb
AboutTreeFidy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING FUCK. WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK?
AAA1374 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a different still variation where the dog wasn't murdered, just by a fireplace.
new_n_improved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I heard was a slumber party and all her friends get killed and the dog is the dripping sound.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the version he linked the dog is the dripping sound.
new_n_improved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No I know, I was just saying that part is still the same. Everything is the same except that in the version I heard it was a slumber party.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that creeped me out.
10twentyseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised to find that it's prominently told in Indiana. I just expected everyone knew it
ryuzaki49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well that link spoiled me John dies at the end. I hope you're happy.
redthursdays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude get your panties out of that knot, it's in the first chapter and it's played for humor value. And the first chapter is the prologue that was released to the public years before the book came out. Literally like 9 years ago.
Rivaranae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did i read that. Why. What the hell.
PsychoShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how nonchalant that Wikipedia page is. Like, "Oh neat! There are some other variations of this terrifying tale! Great!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY AM I READING THIS SHIT
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:32:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.....
[deleted] ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 13:42:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that an urban legend or a creepypasta?
Do you mean this one: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Licking
ceelo_purple ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 13:46:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the one, (with some minor variations) but it was an urban legend long before it was a creepypasta.
LazyBuhdaBelly ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:15:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. I remember hearing that around the camp fire pre-internet.
ceelo_purple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, my asshole cousin told me the story in the eighties, having snuck into my room in advance and written "HUMANS CAN LICK HANDS TOO" on the mirror.
I screamed the goddamned place down.
99bowlsonthewall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I remember hearing this story every October as a child.
ciny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the difference?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:33:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My little sister wouldn't go to the bathroom alone or sleep alone for literally weeks after hearing this story when she was about 8. My mom was super pissed at my buddy that told her the story.
bluesky747 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this story as a kid like 20 years ago, and it still scares the ever loving crap out of me.
vincentkant ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:39:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why my bed reaches the floor leaving no space...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So he just... licks people? That's not so bad.
CupHalfFull ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a 58 year old grandma who heard a licking hand story when I was ten. For 48 years, I have not been able to hang my hand or foot off of the bed and I even have 4 barking dogs. No way, "it" could have killed my dogs.
JeannieChristine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They did this on an episode of Supernatural!
froggienet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one is good, even I'm from Asia and has less relation to western scary story however this urban legend was seriously spooky.. Who has the story anyway?
iwillbrittayou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one. This one. This story still makes me pee pee a little. In that panicked childish sorta "oh no mom is gone from my sight and I will die any second" way.
k_wett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES! My dad told us this one on a camping trip and every time I think of it, I always remember:
"Humans can lick hands too"
caLAX13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a field trip at the exploratorium in 5th grade my friend told me this storyโฆ. exploratorium ruined.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stories like those used to terrify me, so now I have a bed that doesn't have a bottom to hide under. Now they have little effect on me. :)
Diogenes_DeadGod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't have my parents check for monsters when I was a kid, I had them check for the guy from this story. To this day just seeing the title "The Licked Hand" sends chills up my spine.
Also I'm going to search my apt. now
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was a KFC ad at first, and then the thing under the bed looks directly at the camera. "It's finger lickin' good!"
Jake0oo0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, my cousin was reading this to me, and I just had this feeling that I knew what was going to happen.
notshyofaspark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently told this story to my 26-year-old boyfriend. He'd never heard it before and was scared shitless.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Jesus I was afraid to look into my shower every morning for years. In the version I was told the dog was hanging gutted in the shower.
ImSuccession ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell was this scary. I honestly chuckled
freshwhitesocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would be especially terrifying to happen to me seeing as I sleep on the top bunk.
ConorTheOgre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when i was younger my friend showed me this and claimed it as a story he wrote. i had little knowledge of the internet or creepypastas and believed him for years. zach you're a bastard
Bojangly7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is this?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:10:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My cat is an asshole. That is all I am going to say...
SammyLD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom told me this as a kid. Slightly different, and led me to believe it happened in LA around the night stalker times...
jules88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:51:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Humans can..
JudeMangino ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Poop in the closet.
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...lick too
quior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See the thing that always got me, is even a small dog's tongue is noticeably different from a human's. And if it was a big dog? No way they wouldn't notice something off. Dog tongues are long and thin and sort of pull when they lick. Human's tongues are short and fat and have a different texture and don't stick like dog tongues can.
I just don't know how plausible that story really is when you get down to it. Whatever, I guess she was tired.
RaptorJesusDesu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeaah but really, you can always tell the difference between a dude's tongue and a dog's.
Source: expert on getting blowjobs from men and animals
anumati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, we had a ferret. She liked to hang out under the bed. She also thought bare toes or dangling hands were the enemy. Everyone jumped into bed.
ojoman2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:30 on August 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, that's enough reddit for today!
*turns off phone
*turns phone back on
mombeyzombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one has always been one of my big fears. I too never let a foot or hand dangle off the bed but when you sleep you can't really control where your hands go. One night I must have put my hand out of the covers and over the edge because I felt something "bite" my hand. Scared the shit out of me and I started screaming and crying and jumped to the middle of my bed. Took my husband a good 20 to 30 minutes to calm me down. We THINK it was probably one of our cats who came in for a pet. They have a habit of rubbing on you and sometimes scraping you with a tooth.
monster6607 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 15:21:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wendigo
berlin-calling ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:07:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some of my players may or may not be going up against a few of these in a D&D game. Researching what the fuck a wendigo was creeped me out for a day or two.
monster6607 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, the pictures in the books are scary as shit.
eurobeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm reading Rise of the Runelords right now to run a group through starting this month. Wendigo is a random encounter in Hook Mountain. I might just force that encounter on them. Holy fuck
edit: maybe just have it fuck with them, reading the stat block makes that a very end-game encounter
Magoran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:49:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A wendigo will fucking kill a party with no issue if you don't fudge its actions.
eurobeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
added the edit. that's just too cool of a scenario to pass up. lower the DC of that horrible curse, don't actually let anyone die, involve some note-passing, etc
should be creepy, especially since the party thinks their all badasses by that point
Magoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah unless they're all level 20 (which, looking at my RotRL book and seeing that Hook Mountain is part 3 of 5, is incredibly unlikely) that encounter will be incredibly difficult. I definitely agree with making it exciting without just wiping the party. Put a little fear of God/GM into them.
monster6607 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would scare me more than the biggest dragon out there.
http://i.imgur.com/2XTLHfz.jpg
This is the first picture I remember seeing of the wendigo. I believe it's from one of the pathfinder monster manual.
http://i.imgur.com/NXAf4jb.jpg
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read a story of them in r/nosleep and was petrified for a number of days
alexisaacs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:01:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope it was mine! :)
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You motherfucker, holy shit... Yes it was your story. You have an amazing talent, I've read it once because it was terrifying. And I only needed to read it once for it to stick it was so well written. But nonetheless I despise you for instilling such a fear.
IamJacksThrowaway00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1hx6ze/wendigo/
I almost feel bad for giving that to you.
alexisaacs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xte6f/i_found_this_on_my_girlfriends_computerwhat_the/ Here is part one
alexisaacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad I could give you a scare. :)
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That story was pretty awesome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely my favorite monster, I just wish there was more than just the articles and stuff though. The only story I've read that had a wendigo is Pet Sematary, and it didn't really do anything.
youremyspiritanimal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one is pretty good.
McGavInvincible ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly not the kind of story you're looking for but BPRD has a couple story arcs involving a wendigo
SomeSayIce ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 15:42:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where the maid in the hotel uses your toothbrush. To clean. Her rectum. Except you don't know it until you have your vacation photos developed.
mrtatulas ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:31:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should put out a decoy toothbrush that has been marinating in habanero juice. That'll learn 'er.
WaterStoryMark ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is she hot?
SomeSayIce ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:50:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but her rectum is pretty nasty. Hence the need for a scrub.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:23:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hot.
jrm2007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always tip. (5 or 10 bucks). I hope this works.
Phantom_Ganon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:15 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
by then it's too late.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I mean I tip every morning by leaving money on the bed. They seem grateful -- the room seems neater than the first night when they had not been tipped perhaps by the previous guest.
ratinmybed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:35:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need to do any of that stuff, just sniff the brush before you use it.
I_ACCEPT_TITS_VIA_PM ยท 2679 points ยท Posted at 12:52:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone hiding in my back seat or under my car, waiting to kidnap and/or kill me.
[deleted] ยท 947 points ยท Posted at 13:35:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or cut your Achilles tendon when you go to get into your car.
RayBoogs ยท 1032 points ยท Posted at 13:51:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just the fear of someone cutting my Achillies tendon is enough for me. You don't need to add the "hiding in the car" part!
[deleted] ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 14:43:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it happen once. I was like 13 and sitting in the lobby at the beach reading a Star Wars book. This group of drunk 20 year olds come in. "Holy sit Dave your bleeding." says one if the guys. Dave stood in a puddle of blood. Cut his AT some how. He refused to get an ambulance, so they got back in the cab and went to the hospital.
Valdrbjorn ยท 506 points ยท Posted at 16:22:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your beach had a lobby? That's ritzy as fuck!
frickindeal ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:54:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble as far as the eye can see.
ThundercuntIII ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:40:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ritzy, never heard of this word. I'm going to misuse it now in daily life in every other sentence! How ritzy is that?
The_Navalex ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:52:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2ritzy4me
Chupa_Mis_Huevos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3ritzy5me
sir_mrej ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:01:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're blue and you don't know / Where to go to, why don't you go / Where fashion sits?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Red Roof Inn?
GullibleMuffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you're blue and you don't know. Wher. To go. To why don't you go where fashion sits?
Kaligraphic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even ritzier - the lobby had its own beach!
juicycunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
beaches are people and money is free speech
BRITANY-IS-A-CUNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry sir, you have to be this swole to be shirtless here."
HeatSeekingGhostOSex ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:42:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, ambulances are fucking expensive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, THAT'S the important part.
MrsRatt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the US, it's a very valid concern. Ambulance rides are so expensive it's crazy.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:09:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ. How do you not notice that?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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alexdelargeorange ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:53:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When ambulance rides in America cost ludicrous amounts of money. They can get into four figures.
Rammaukiin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If your in the U.S. you probably don't want to. If I can survive long enough to get to the hospital then I'm not going anywhere near an ambulance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit face drunk people tend to make bad choices.
trauma_kmart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*you're
/r/yourandyoure
cactus_cat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:33:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from something? Because I thought you couldn't walk if your AT was cut.
stupid_cornballer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can't, it retracts up into your calf when it happens and is supposedly one of the most painful things to experience.
Level_32_Mage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Because my wife told me it was child-birth. That bitch!
iaspeegizzydeefrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently strained mine and couldn't walk on it for like 3 days.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
On top of the time it would take an ambulance to get there, they also cost a fuckton to pay for. Fuck Americas healthcare system.
Wh0_am_I ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dat Star Wars detail though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloodlines. I'd just gotten into reading Star Wars after loving the movies as a kid. Looking bad those books are pretty bad.
RadiantSun ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:21:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I always wear Mega Man boots.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:09:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The idea of that freaks me out so much. It makes me want to wrap my ankles up so they're protected.
Mr_RoseThorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like this? (sorry its potato quality)
KaylaBirrd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Have you ever seen Hostel? There's a scene where a guys tries to walk after his has been cut and it's zoomed in on the back of his ankle......... Good god its a thing of nightmares.
FlashbackJon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am sitting in a well-lit office with an open layout and a handful of coworkers I can easily see. I even have a mirror attached to one monitor.
...just reading this made the back of my ankle itch suspiciously.
Miss_rampage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can handle almost any scary movie gore scene, but I cannot handle watching someone have their Achilles' tendon severed, especially when it's through a grated floor like in House of Wax.
vitaemachina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, that was a terrible movie, but that scene I still have pretty damn well burned into my brain close to a decade later. I hadn't ever had that fear before then, but now....ugh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That part in Kill Bill when she cuts open Buck's AT? [Shudders] Actually, a lot of things she does freak me out, like what she does to Sophie and Elle.
BATTLES_PEOPLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're hiding in your shoes!
DigitalCricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing. The Pet Cemetary thing. ::shudder::
expensivepens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That scene in Pet Semetary CRINGE
Rem0nsterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ftfy
FabioElTacobutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you could say this fear is your Achilles heel
everyplanetwereach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does it heal or are you permanently crippled?
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would not know. I'm sure they can re-attach it, but t will never be to full strength agian I imagine.
Tardar_Sauce ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like that one scene in Pet Sematary. Fuck that movie.
GloboRojo ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:48:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's happened at a mall about 40 minutes away from where I live. I guess the dude was hiding under cars and would cut women's achilles heel so they couldn't run away.
My friend's cousin was also almost kidnapped there as she was walking to her car after her closing shift. That isn't the nicest mall in the Chicagoland area...
lolaohlola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know, I was apathetic while reading this until you said Chicagoland area. It's much scarier when it's relevant to you. :$
exzeroex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story of the internet.
GloboRojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Rockford is one scary place, man. It was the cherry valley/cherryvale mall.
The guys like pulled up to her car as she was getting in and were trying to pull her into their car. Luckily a random biker saw the commotion and came over to help. They sped off when they saw him coming. After that all female workers had to be escorted out by security to their cars at night.
lolaohlola ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:36 on July 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yay for bikers!
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:42:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should definitely watch Pet Sematery.
sneezlehose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't wanna be buried,
In a PET! Seeemetaaarrry
bahgheera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to live my life again.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or Kill Bill.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your name is Buck, right? And you came here to fuck, right?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I'm from the Edited-For-Television, so my name is Buck and I'm here to PARTY.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's just lame! Nobody wants to be on a Monday to Friday plane with monkey-fighting snakes!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:08:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that's just what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.
PiranhaFighter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody should watch this movie.
oldmanatl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
really?
slayer548 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still get nervous as fuck when my feet are next to the bed
CaptainChewbacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
SpyderEyez ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:48:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, the book was better.
Dart06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are one of THOSE people.
JaegerFly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always wear boots because of this fear
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:56:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone should manufacture boots that are like "steel-toed", but have a little kevlar patch on the back on the ankle to prevent Achilles slicing.
kanst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:21:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the show Hannibal, one of the episodes had a killer that hid under a bed and then cut someones achilles.
It was a whole new fear I hadn't even thought about. Now when I get home from work I have to take a quick look to make sure no one is hiding under there waiting.
Beignet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wait who did this to whom? I really enjoyed Hannibal and I'm surprised I can't remember this.
kanst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The episode was called buffet froid http://hannibal.wikia.com/wiki/Buffet_Froid
mikeczyz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
isn't the Achilles tendon pretty tough? I would imagine it would take quite a bit of sawing to completely sever it. am I incorrect here?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ. I didn't even know that was a thing. Thanks for giving me a whole new fear.
Boom_Whacked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This, but when you step out of bed. Child's Play 3 made me jump in and out of bed for years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was the only one! Sometimes I leap into my truck and slam the door really quick, so that any possible Achilles' tendon slicers will be unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Dr_not_a_realdoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or getting your Achilles tendon cut when you set your feet down while getting out of bed
everyplanetwereach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
never leaving the bed again
keysplease88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ughgvkf gjv;ge;rhFUCK.
Channel250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Pet Cemetery...
Lington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hostel. Never again.
dg6ty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in a car accident just under a year ago and my Achilles' tendon got sliced in the wreck by a meat cleaver that happened to be underneath the seat.
mdog95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, fuck you.
racheal1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pet Cemetary-- ever since that movie i think abt this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My jackass driving instructor told us people do this to women to rape them and it instilled permanent paranoia in me. Fucking cops for instructors.
a_monkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ever seen the movie "Maniac" on netflix with Elijah Wood? he does that shit. That whole movie made me uncomfortable as fuck.
Gman8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I literally jump into bed every night because something might cut or grab my ankles.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a full summer I looked under my car before approaching after I heard this one. i knew I should have known better to read this thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck, looks like i'm wearing boots 24/7.
k0mbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My name is buck
tobyqueef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would a scooter be hiding in my car?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or your bed.
dreadwhimsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing's worse than little Gage from Pet Sematary waiting under your bed with a scalpel.
killerdead77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cut your achilles tendon while youre running up the basement stairs then you feel something dragging you in the cold darkness.
aperture81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wolf Creek 2 comes out soon!
westsideasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen House of Wax? Where Jared Padelecki gets his Achilles cut with a PAIR OF SCISSORS?!
SHUDDER.
ApercevoirMoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any time I think of this, I think of Leprechaun 4: In Space.
QueenBeeCassi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. Yes. This is the one I came here to say.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually thought about this getting into my car last night, outside of the mall. The legend is a woman gets told she needs to buy hiking boots or old rotten sneakers because there is a gang of dudes with foot fetishes who will cut a woman's ankle and take her shoes especially if they're nice.
pancakebrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This wasn't a worry of mine until I watched that horror movie with Elijah Wood (Maniac?).
BarnsleyLad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:39:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who had their Achilles tendon severed purposefully during surgery, let me tell you the recovery afterwards wasn't fun in the slightest!
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 1490 points ยท Posted at 13:00:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Getting into car at night. Start driving down the road. Look into rear view mirror. See a clown looking up from the back seat.
KittyKat1986 ยท 1444 points ยท Posted at 13:19:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/C9bmquY.jpg
I'll just leave this here.
LGXboxDewNissan ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 14:47:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously Ronald McDonald at a BK drive thru.
real-dreamer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:08:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only because he's being dumped by McDonalds.
lovesamoan ยท 314 points ยท Posted at 14:29:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't leave it THERE!
friday6700 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:15:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least leave it over here, out of the way.
keytar_gyro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:12:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't leave "IT" there!
TarsierBoy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ha! you're in my mind
beagleboyj2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Ask_if_Im_Satan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Omg IT GOT ALL OVER THE FLOOR
ImSmartIWantRespect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ohhhhhh sole
bigcow31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can KEEP it
[deleted] ยท 460 points ยท Posted at 13:31:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click of the day
thecouchdolphin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:12:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of those where I lean back as far as I can in my chair before I open the tab. Juuuuuust in case
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:13:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I like to open it in a really small window and then slowly size it up to see what it is.
Dirty3vil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:33 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i scroll down sometimes on youtube if i think that there will be something
doneitnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's risky about it, exactly?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It could have been far less subtle, like a close or more clear face
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
turned out to be much less frightening than expected.
I_Question_Everyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But it's funny :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not too risky Trust me, I'm a professional
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, do you like Pennywise?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:56:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clippy clip of the clay
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:18:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cloppy clop of the clop
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:23:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, that's just Ronald. He's getting a burger at his own restaurant.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:01:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dick.
KittyKat1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You calling me a dick?
KlobberSimpson ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:24:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
12spooky24me
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I pulled into a McD's carpark once, about 10pm, look to my left, there's a clown sitting in a clapped out car stuffing fries into his face just like it was something normal to do.
KittyKat1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious
Sokonit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:00:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats that clown doing in a drive-thru. Go home you are drunk clown.
4ray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He does cpr in case someone jokes.
KittyKat1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was almost as bad as one of my dad's go to jokes:
What did the cannibal say after eating the clown? Tastes funny.
JewInator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pennywise sad. Pennywise no like cars.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Based on the users name, I had hoped you would leave a different kind of picture :(
racoon_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
kek
Vanetia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the ass kicking clown who will twist you like a balloon animal. I will beat your head against this bumper until the airbags deploy"
xzak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not my car. Not my problem.
ItsMalkingTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It looks constipated
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's totally from modern family
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would scare me, but that clown is doing a total costanza face so it just makes me think of a 4chan mfw
girlfrodo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fizbo!
TheFaised ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To me, it just looks like a stoned clown is driving the car
boobafett13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That link is staying blue.
straydog1980 ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 13:16:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot rule 31
_vargas_ ยท 465 points ยท Posted at 13:32:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When in doubt, pull out?
Thrackerz0d ยท 241 points ยท Posted at 13:52:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dont be silly, wrap that willy?
Amerphose ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 14:03:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker?
trafficjelly ยท 522 points ยท Posted at 15:40:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Put a condom on your penis before sexual intercourse?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:32:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just before intercourse, protect your dick of course?
hegartymorgan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
TheCabbitTori ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, so you gotta be the funny one, eh?
Mushman13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sigh
abloopdadooda ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 14:17:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a dummy; cum on her tummy.
Hippo_Yawn ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:06:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plunder her hoard, sheath your sword?
RandomGuyAppears ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:27:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dont be a fool, wrap your tool?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:09:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No glove, no love?
Beast_Of_Bourbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be an asshole, cum in her asshole.
alcoholly1985 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wrap it or fap it?
killerkaleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Condoms!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a tool, wrap your fool!
FlyingHippoOfDeath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you can tap it, you better fap it!
Reyco117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Avoid a frown, wrap your clown.
cuddlekins876 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a douche, put it in her toosh?
abloopdadooda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a nut; put it in her butt.
cuddlekins876 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:18:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a saint, use your tongue on her taint.
woodc93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cover your stump before you hump
KodiakIsABear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll cum wherever I damn well please
N00BSGONNADIE ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 14:39:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Before you Shrek her, strap your pecker?
PalpableMoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PANZERSCHREK HER
elfitouria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pay her a dime to do it one more time
N00BSGONNADIE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ )
isaac_nt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ARE YEH DOIN' IN MY SWAMP?
N00BSGONNADIE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEH!!
hicsvntdracones3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
GabrielD23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be an asshole, cum in her....asshole?
Chobitpersocom ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is life.
TheNerdWithAFro ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love.
DaedricWindrammer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even if it's a quickie, wrap that sticky. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:32:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be a dick, wrap your dick.
HeatSeekingGhostOSex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know that was even a euphemism
Fawful55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Incest is best?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
Times_Are_Rough ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wrap it before you tap it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be daft, protect your shaft?
RussellsTeaParty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never pull out.
moralneedstoimprove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let your affection give you an infection put some protection on that erection.?
CallsYouJosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can't get a corpse pregnant it's ok.
ewyorksockexchange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have 1.7 million comment karma, and 34k link karma. Do you ever have a day when you wake up, look in the mirror, and think "I'm a total badass. This is the day I become u/-vargas-, and rebuild my empire"?
Aniquin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:54:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God Dammit Vargas...
LTJC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit Vargas...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:14:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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rudyards ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Zombieland joke, guys.
mongreloid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eatin' isn't cheatin'?
BeardedTeacher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even if it's a quicky, wrap that sticky
cyhh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always check the back seat.
diddywc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Play like a champion?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be an ignoramus, stick it in her anus.
sweezinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tits or gtfo?
Thenightmancumeth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:49:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
34*
Axnalux ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:52:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fear view mirror.
Tannerleaf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Rockzo?
SamfuckingA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If that happened, I'd drive as fast as I could into the nearest tree/wall/overpass I could find. FUCK clowns, if I'm gonna get murdered I'm taking that fucker with me.
Diemac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slam the brakes. Let that fucker hit face first on the dashboard.
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When he flies between the seats bite the shit out of his neck.
atacms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I usually do a sweep before I start driving and check under my car for anything out of the ordinary.
I literally almost have zero reason to I'm nobody particularly important but I feel one day it's going to save me.
twr243 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a nightmare like this once. Im terrified of clowns, cant stand them. When I had this dream it was the same scenario. Driving down the road at night look in the mirror and there is a fucking clown. Not some circus clown, but the most evil looking closn you can imagine. As soon as I saw it I screamed out and woke up freaking out. Scared the shit out of my wife and couldnt go to sleep for hours afterwards.
squishymcd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there goes any desire to get my license. Thanks, tfyuhjinbgf!
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If your on foot they could chase you down.
gunnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great reason to buy a 2-seat sports car!
froggienet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the clown says...
delerpian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I'll tell this story that happened to me. Nobody believes me but I swear on my nuts it's true.
One day at work I just randomly decided to leave 2 hours early. Everybody else was either playing their computer games or at a meeting so I didn't see a problem with it. Keep in mind this was around 3:00 in the afternoon.
I was driving down the interstate while listening to music with the volume pretty high. Suddenly I hear laughter. It was strange to me since I've heard that particular song hundreds of times and not once have I heard laughter as part of the song. I turn the volume down so see if I'd hear it again but I heard nothing.
I glance in my rear view mirror to switch lanes and I see a little girl in a white dress sitting in the back seat. I turn my head to see who it was and nothing was there. It dawned on me that I don't have a back seat. I was driving my '96 Chevy S10 pickup.
(the image above isn't my truck, it's a Google image of the same make and model)
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
Nuffes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From the worse shit you could have picked, you decided to go for the clown?!
Why the fuckin clown?!
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's more terrifying.
Nuffes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got that reason why I asked the the fuckin clown...
littlecampbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brake check time
AnalogPen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuck off.
QueenCole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I had night classes at my local community college, my dad would always warn me to check the back seat before unlocking or getting into the car.
Since I always locked my car I'm not sure how he could have gotten in without any noticeable damage to hide in the back seat.
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the clown is targeting you he could get a spare key from a dealer ship. If you have a blanket in the back seat make sure you put it in the floor. Then if it is dark and it spread across the seats, you have a clown.
QueenCole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All of this clown talk is making me have horrible flashbacks of that movie, Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
D:
LoganBerryz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god fuck you
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, he just wants to make some balloon animals for you.
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From your intestines.
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a special one just for you
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He squeezes the contents out the end of it and then blows it up for you.
craze177 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or fucking chucky O_O that little bastard scared the shit out of me when I was a younger lad
Iforcechokekumquats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You fucker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be more terrified to wake up in the back seat of a car that someone is now panicking in!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, I thought I was the only one. I have a CRV and keep blankets in the back for winter. Sometimes I'll check to see if they resemble a murderer. They usually don't. they usually look like blankets. But every now and then...
nightwheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then people would think I'm a cop who just arrested a clown since I drive a retired Crown Victoria.
GuybrushDeepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clowns have steadily climbed and almost dominated the list of stereotypical "pop phobias" that are typically indigenous to the "like, so raaaandumb!" sentiments of 12-16 year old girls attempting to find comraderie through the fellowship of obviously dislikable things ...or "fears". When the curtain is pulled back, I guarantee no one who isn't mentally ill should be met with terror with any clown you normally find in the wild. Annoying, feeble, and slightly odd (adjectives like "creepy would be entirely based on said clowns conduct, which is completely subjective) are logical descriptions of a real clown you may encounter. Thus far there is no viable means for a career clown to be commanding of fear... Unless you find a chuckling nutfuck who has nothing more than a painted face and a circus midget's hunger for financial gain through the utilization of cartoonish buffoonery the embodiment of terror. To conclude , you may be sitting there hissing "thanks for the random clown thesis asshole!", however I implore you to consider the mental capacity of the next person you hear profess their fear of clowns... As I assure you Clowns are the painted idiots only an idiot themselves could irrationally fear.
tomahawkfury13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
one time in highschool my sister was being a bitch the entire week, so to get revenge i bought a child sized clown doll and when she was asleep i snuck into her room and stood it right besider her standing over her. her screams woke me up the next morning, it was glorious.
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the brother who put out the fake alien and the girl lost her shit.
MrGothmog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would scare me. Mostly because my car has no backseat.
kittens_4_breakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:43 on July 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the matter? Don't you like clowns?
idgapho ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 13:49:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got a two-seater car and this is still one of my biggest fears. Especially because if there were someone in the back of my car they would definitely be murder close.
drawture ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:19:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Murder close. Closer than acquaintance close, but farther than FWB close.
DasBryman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm I was thinking more along the lines of danger close.
drawture ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:44:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a whole zone for danger close, though
prolixdreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:44:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But you gotta take the highway to get there.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL murder close is a measurable distance
kyleyankan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got a smartcar. If you can fit behind me you're defiantly a possessed doll.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Compulsive manly question: What did you get?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well this is reddit so I'm going to guess miata
FurockBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
relax dude if someone was hiding in your trunk (which would be unrealistic b/c two seater trunks are fucking hard to fit a body in, trust me) they wouldn't have enough room to swing anything with enough force to be lethal. So realistically if someone was hiding in your trunk to kill you they'd want to use a short katana and impale you when you stop. so they can get away without you havin an accident. but it'd be really difficult to tell where your heart is from the dark of a trunk so they'd probably only end up stabbing you in the lung or somethin. You'd be fine after a quick trip to the hospital.
rareas ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:36:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check the backseat of my car when I get in it. I thought this was just good sense.
am I paranoid?
onlykindagreen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:59:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to freak anyone out, but definitely not paranoid. My aunt was kidnapped and raped by a man who was in the back seat of her car. She isn't sure if he got in while she was loading groceries in the trunk (it was a big SUV) or if he had gotten in when she was getting out before going into the store. Regardless, he sat behind her and held a knife to her neck and made her drive to a dirt road away from town. He raped her with the knife to her neck.
She told him that she had two children, and that she forgave him completely for what he did, but please do not murder her because her children need a mother. She just kept repeating that "I forgive you, please do not kill me, my children need me." And he let her go.
He actually turned himself in several days later and she identified him. He apparently was really shaken up by her adamant forgiveness and the guilt just wracked him. He admitted it to his sister and she encouraged him to come forward. He spent quite a while in jail, but he might be out now, I'm not sure.
So...I always check the back seats. My boyfriend's car has a neat thing where when you press the unlock button once it only unlocks the driver's door and I love it. Maybe I'm being paranoid to do so, but knowing it happened to someone so close to me is enough to make me check every time for the rest of my life.
5b3ll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:37:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, your poor aunt. What an amazingly strong lady.
onlykindagreen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:53:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, she's really great. She's still being an awesome mom and actually has a really fantastic job and is pretty well off. I don't wanna say too much to avoid losing anonymity, but she's really strong and amazing.
TheCabbitTori ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then we both are. When getting into my cars, I always approached from the rear so I could peek into the back seat and back floorboards without being seen.
My last vehicle was a truck and I always checked the bed, just to be sure.
robotnixon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stare straight ahead and calmly say "I know you're back there" in the hopes they get creeped out and leave.
rareas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha. Why not take this farther?
"You know, I have this terrible fetish for getting robbed. Gets me all horny."
Vanetia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:34:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im a 200+ lb man and I do this shit. Paranoia means youre less likely to die
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:19:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine how easy it would be for that quiet person hiding behind your seat to simply slide a knife through your neck as you drive... you would be singing iggy one moment and the next you will be spraying blood like a sprinkler all over the dashboard.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you
HotFudge2012 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:44:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to break your bubble but that's not an urban legend that's reality
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because of this I always check the back seat of cars before getting in and I'll watch underneath when I walk up to it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually thought I was in the Spongebob thread... then it got even scarier
Cptn_Hook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant Pete Holmes bit.
xjustsmilebabex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has actually happened. Also, if you start your car, and it says trunk is ajar...drive a few blocks and then go and close it.
notquiteotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The 'High Beams' urban legend has always creeped me out for this very reason.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good ole scary stories
Demonix_Fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I made it a habit now that whenever I get in my car at night, I will reach behind both of the front seats to make sure nobody is laying on the floor/back area.
iamColeM20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that's really brave. I literally open all of my doors and the trunk (I drive a crossover) and look before getting in. If I had a sharp stick I would poke around with it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard about this when I was young, like 5. To this day, I still check my backseat. Fuuuuccccck that
officer_ociffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing a really terrifying short story on this exact subject in some scary story thread a while back. If only I could find that again..
Union_of_Onion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not even that, when I was kid I heard a story that somebody hid under someone's car so that when they were getting in they guy sliced their Achilles tendon with a knife so they fell down and the tendon slicing guy stole the car....
I see it's been mentioned already... but still... ew... oww...
Mike07P ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cuts your achilles.
errorsniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or under your car with a knife to slit your achilles tendon and kill you and steal your car
UNSCGladiator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 31. Check the back seat.
McGlovinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you actually get pms with that username?
Dragoniguana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did Zombieland teach us?
Always check the back seat.
d3c47d4nc3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You probably watch a lot of tv. Heavy watchers are ten times more likely to believe they'll be the target of a violent crime.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sort of happened to me once.
Some drunk dude broke into my car and fell asleep when I was working the late shift at a sandwich shop. He was snuggled into the back seat and I barely noticed him. I politely asked him to leave and he got belligerent. Long story short, he attacked me and I thought he was armed, he tried to break into the store I worked at, and I beat the living fuck out of him on camera.
Good times. Good times.
youRFate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily my car is low enough so nobody could crawl under it :D
Bens_Dream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
On topic: Does anyone have the story of the person who goes to the petrol station, and the attendant tries to lure them inside to warn of the person in the back of their car?
Edit: It was this.
tacomcnacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared of this but not because I'm worried that they will kidnap me/murder me. Rather its because I like to sing along to the radio in exaggerated foreign accents and it would be really embarrassing if anyone heard me.... also they might murder/kidnap me afterwords.
Joed112784 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the reasons why the movie "Drag me to hell" made me shit myself.
Dermius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for user name
I_ACCEPT_TITS_VIA_PM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why thank you!
Dermius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most welcome. Has it ever worked though??
I_ACCEPT_TITS_VIA_PM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, though more are definitely welcome :)
Dermius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cool. Just so we're clear though, I'm a dude.
I_ACCEPT_TITS_VIA_PM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats.
sentient_petunias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen Let Me In with Chloe Moretz? That's how I got this same fear.
SunChaoJun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of an ending to the SNES Clock Tower game, still scares me thinking about it
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got you this.
Kaidra_Drakka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happend to my cousin. She lives in a small town in the north of Mexico, everyone knows each other. So one day she gets into her car and starts driving to a friend's house, she said she had a stange feeling, but brushed it away. Anyways, as she turns to the main street, she sees a friend of hers waiting for the green light at the intersection, she waves at him and he just stares. Not a minute later she gets a phone call, she usually doesn't answer while driving, but it was from the same friend she saw at the intersection, plus the stange feeling, she decided to answer. And he said: "just answer yes or no and act natural... Is there someone else in the car with you?"
My cousin answered 'no' and her friend told her: "I'm right behind you, when you get to the intersection run out of your car and come to mine, there's someone on your backseat".
Sooooo, that's the story of how my cousin almost got murdered by a hitchhiker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing a commercial for a car whose keys had a heartbeat sensor included.
This lady was walking in an empty parking lot towards her car at night after work and as she got about 20 feet from the car the sensor went off. The car was dark on the inside and no one was around it.
Creeps me out to this day.
Lialdra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
21 years old and I literally hop into the car sometimes. What if they try to cut my Achilles tendon after I open the door?!
MoonTemplar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of the Urban Legend movie. Idk if it was good but imo I liked it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I work early mornings before the sun rises. I always check the back seat before driving off.
Zombieland taught me well.
FearErection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Killer in the Back Seat Creepypasta( http://www.wattpad.com/21202664-the-killer-in-the-backseat)
onlykindagreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a total urban legend. It happened to my aunt; a man hid in the back seat behind the driver and held a knife to her neck when she got in. He made her drive out of town and raped her. She begged for him not to kill her because her children needed her, and she told him that she truly forgave him, but that she needed to be alive for her kids. He let her go, and actually turned himself in after a few days. Apparently he was very overcome with guilt after she told him so many times that she forgave him. He admitted it to his sister and she encouraged him to go to police.
But yeah, not exactly an urban legend if it truly happens. I absolutely always check the back seat of my car every time. It's probably being paranoid, but knowing that it happened even once to someone I know if frightening enough.
dindin-rt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight's the night...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually was a problem for me last sunday, was driving a friend home and we hear a lighter click in my back seat. We're both paranoid motherfuckers so he's like 'check your backseat before you go bye!' and bolts outta there, I only get the courage to look back when I pass a street lamp, I watched way too much scream when I was a kid.
Fuckyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happens to my friends mom. Now it fucking terrifies me.
AquaQuartz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you ever see someone unexpected in the back of your car, just slam on the brakes. Chances are you're wearing your seatbelt and the murderer isn't. Screech, murderer goes through the windshield, you maybe get a little whiplash.
Danthezooman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for the ride lady! (courtesy of creepshow 2)
Troof_police ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
got into my car one morning at 3am for a crappy delivery job I had. Leaned back and started reversing out of my driveway...homeless dude wakes up in my back seat mumbling jibberish. Jumped out and basically didnt care if he took my car. He got out mad that i woke up him. My car now always is parked in the garage and is triple checked it's locked.
Gman8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of under the car, but I check the back seat every time I'm alone.
MuenCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm drivers Ed (this was about 10 years ago) one of the safety steps was "check your backseat for unwanted passengers"
Tomato_Stew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully they aren't under your car and slice your achilles when you try to get in.
Edit: Just saw that someone else said this but still not deleting.
shiftymojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A firmed of a friend went to a gas station to fill up. They go inside and pay and the clerk there asks if they were her alone. She says yeah and he says "don't look but someone just got in the back seat of your car". They call the cops and waited and the guy just sat in the back of the car. Cops arrest him and it turns out he was a convicted rapist.
If the clerk didn't ask her she probably would have been raped or murdered that night
troglodytes82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So this was one of those illogical fears that began as soon as I started driving. I would check my trunk and back seat before getting into the car whenever I was going some place. I did it every time.
And then there was this one time where I didn't. I had started a drive from MA to FL and remembered I forgot something and ran back to my dorm room to grab it real quick. I was so annoyed and in such a hurry I ran into the building and back out again in about 30 secs to a minute, hopped in the car and headed back south. That's when it happened. My friend saw me fly into the parking lot and thought it would be hilarious to hide in my back seat and then pop up like a fucking jack in the box while I was driving. When I saw his big stupid head in my rear view, I didn't scream, I didn't piss my pants. Instead I made, what he described a as, long squeak that sounded like a rusty gate opening and slowly started to slouch down like I was melting into the space under the dashboard.
Once my brain registered who it was after several seconds, I was fine, and we laugh about it now. The funny thing is, I'm no longer afraid of anyone hiding in my back seat and never even check before I get into the car anymore.
Youareposthuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
100% of the time I get in to my car at night, I stick my hand in the back and wave it around to make sure no one is back there. Just thinking about the prospect of actually finding someone one of these nights makes me want to shit myself.
WaterStoryMark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's s-s-s-s-s-sooom----sss-SOMEONE IN THE BACK SEAT!!!
syphon3980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was always scared of this as well... One day I went over to my X g/f's house and it had been raining so I forgot to turn off the windshield wipers on the back window of my car (toyota 4runer). about 6 hours later and finishing the newer exorcist movie that came out, I was heading to my car already creeped out, and when I turned on my car and started driving I heard the noise go off behind me, and when I looked I saw a black something moving in the back window. I slammed on my breaks soo hard that I almost wrecked. I was shaking for about half an hour on the way home.
aetchum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. The lights don't turn on in my car when you open the doors so you can't see the floorboard in the backseat. So when I get in I stab my key furiously into the abyss hoping there's no one back there.
intoanything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and of course make sure you drop your keys
7isamagicnumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I have a Smart car. No back seat and too low to the ground for anyone to hind under and slice my legs. ;)
-Bankfarter- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, every single time I'm at the mall I dive into the driver's seat or swear bullets if I have to stand around by the doors for any reason. I'm convinced any day now I'm getting cut!
Vaguswarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any success with that name.
I_ACCEPT_TITS_VIA_PM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not as much as you'd think, but yes, some.
words_words_words_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time you get in your car alone, close the door and yell "Surprise, motherfucker!" Nothing will happen most times, but the one time there is someone back there, they'll be scared shitless.
Delilah_Elizabeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish that was an urban legend. It isn't. It happens to people often, and I had a panic attack the other day related to it.
I went to see a movie with friends and the parking lot was full when I got there, so I had to park very far away. By the time we got out, my car was way out in the back of the parking lot, with almost no cars around, in the dark. I walked out there alone and there was a van parked next to my car. I know they say that's something people do so they can grab you quickly without anyone hearing or seeing, so I got in on the other side. I looked in my backseat to double check. Then it occurred to me that I'm supposed to look in the trunk, too. So I got out, crying, and opened my trunk while shaking. It was empty and I got back in the car and had to check the backseat all over again to make sure nothing happened while I checked the trunk. All while giving the van side eye.
I had a panic attack the whole way home because 1) that was terrifying and 2) it makes me afraid and so fucking angry that I have to do and think of these things because I'm a woman. When I got home I tried to explain to my husband that everything I did, none of it would have occurred to him as a man. But it had been ingrained in me since I was a child.
earlystars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to my friend's mom a year or two ago. She got in her car after working a late shift at a hospital and a dude was waiting in her backseat with a scalpel.
I wouldn't have believed it but this family always has the weirdest and most interesting stuff happen to them.
xsolv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think about this almost every time I get into my car alone at night. Even if I check the backseat beforehand, I can still spook myself thinking about someone popping up in the rearview mirror.
Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I leave my backseat loaded with crap. No way they could lay on top of boxes and such for hours on end waiting for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happend to a colleague of my mom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But this actually happens...
charlesvondoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This scene is why I check my back seat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VL7EBxHSxU
Princey1521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
save unless you have an SUV, although even still, you know how obvious it would be that a human is trying to "hide" in your backseat? walk up to your car and try to not see the backseat, its harder than you think
XxVaynexX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This immediately came to mind.
anonymousalex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank fuck I drive a Mini. Nowhere in the car to hide, nowhere under the car to hide.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I have a story about this.
I was in my school library reading a book of urban legends and there was one about a girl driving home with a truck following her. He kept flashing his high beams and pissing her off. Eventually, she gets freaked out like he's going to kill her something crazy like that. She pulls into her driveway and gets out to confront him, only to realize he was flashing his high beams every time he saw the dude in her back seat raise up to get her.
Anyways, driving home that night, car is following me doing the same thing and I'm sweating bullets. It's ten straight minutes of me trying to figure out what kung fu move I'm gonna have to bust out to subdue the assailant that is in my backseat. Turns out its just a friend showing his girlfriend at the time where I live, flashing his lights to be a dick.
Bricks were shat that day, my friends.
Nyxalith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
don't you look in the back seat before you get in the car?
marinersalbatross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's not so much an urban legend as just good sense. Always check your backseat, especially if you are a woman. That's why you should have a little flashlight on your keychain.
Izzi_Skyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I have a schizophrenic neighbor. That shit isn't urban legend for me. My window controls in the driver's door broke, and they just so happened to break while my window was rolled halfway down. She's climbed in my car and hid in the backseat a few times. Almost piss myself every time.
Mofeux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't worry about that one as I ride a motorcycle. Giant spider inside of my helmet when I'm going 90mph? Yep. That's the one that scares me.
antoniolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reason why I bought a two seater
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down, waiting to straight jump out
Put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now
Who Knew by Eminem
rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go to work, finish work, get in my car, check the back seat.
wet-paint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the Stereophonics wrote a song about it too, I Stopped to Fill My Car Up.
jayesanctus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That actually happens...so...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would notice because all of my empty Dunkin Donuts crap would have shifted to the front of the car.
derekandroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A girl friend of mine had a house party with a bunch of friends, and I ended up crashing there that night. In the morning I took her small sedan to a McDonalds about two miles away to get breakfast. As I'm in line at the drive thru, I suddenly hear a rustling sound. I turn around and a kid in his late teens with tattered clothing and a dirty face rises from the back seat. I live in a relatively small town where it's hard not to know people of similar age at least indirectly, but I had no idea who he was. He was pretty discombobulated, and I aggressively began to tell him that he wasn't supposed to be there and he had to get out. My adrenaline turned me into kind of a dick in the moment, but I was obviously scared and had no idea of what his intentions may have been. I continued to confront and aggressively ask him what he was doing there, who he was, and to get the fuck out, but he wouldn't respond to me, nor leave. After a long 30-45 seconds or so, he finally opened the door and walked away (toward the cemetery across from the McDonalds). He didn't speak. He breathed heavily and grunted softly. The car was locked when I entered it, so I still don't know how he got in there. He was probably just a drunk kid who walked by the party late the night before, blacked out, and got through an unlocked back door, but I fucking swear it was as if he was dropped there from somewhere far away.
I_sm0ke_r1cers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad my cars only a two seater.
Marty_McFrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to kill the vibe, but my friend was raped by a man hiding in her backseat when she stopped at a gas station on her way home from college. Check your car people.
greenbudha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is my fear! Yikers!!
ampoosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My car has no backseat! I'm un-kidnapkillable!
Toolspaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Now drive, you are kidnapping yourself!"
ceedubs2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think there's a killer, but sometimes I talk to myself while driving, and I'm always afraid a homeless person has snuck into the backseat, and is listening to me ramble and talk to myself. What's really stupid is I get nervous the imaginary hobo would think I was crazy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In college, a roommate of mine drove what, to me, was a very distinctive car. A brown buick or something with a rear passenger side window that would not roll back up if you rolled it down. One day I was out running errands or something and I saw his car parked in front of Barnes and Noble. The window was down. Heh, someone must have rolled it down and he hadn't gotten to fix it yet. Interesting that he was at Barnes and Noble though, didn't peg him for a book reader. So I have the hilarious idea of crawling in and waiting in the back seat to scare the shit out of him. As I walk up to the car, something (survival instinct?) tells me "Eh, probably not worth it." and I decide not to. When I get back to our apartment, there's his car. The one at the store wasn't his.
I reflected on this... What if I had gotten in? What if I had been in the back of some stranger's car when they got in? What the fuck would I do? Quietly whisper "Um, scuse me ma'am... uh..." from underneath the shit in the back? Wait for the car to come to a stop and try to just quickly tear the hell out of the car and across whatever street we were on? There's just no winning there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See now this is why I ALWAYS look in my back seat before getting in my car.
Choam ยท 2270 points ยท Posted at 13:27:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one always makes me shit a brick. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Anansi's_Goatman_Story
notyourcupoftea ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 15:23:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://vimeo.com/m/97876375
Someone made a low-budget movie about it. Here's the trailer.
Herbymora12 ยท 1260 points ยท Posted at 18:10:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey I wrote and directed that! The Goatman Story is without a doubt the creepiest story I've ever read. I believe the film is true to the story while also introducing new creepy material that I think you guys will like! The short film will be posted on Reddit sometime early September!
Edit: Thank you for all the great feedback! I can't wait to show you guys the final product! You can be up to date with the "Weirdo" on either our Vimeo Channel or at https://www.facebook.com/weirdofilm Thanks again! I'll leave you with a still from the film! http://imgur.com/4CBbJRv
Applejuicyz ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:00:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The trailer is looking promising!
KIAranger ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:29:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is such an awesome story but I absolutely hate you for giving me a visual image of the story. It's even more terrifying now. What's the name of that song? It's very unnerving.
Inkpress00 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:16:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually looks almost exactly how I imagined it. The creeps me out the most, to be honest.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:57:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"not as good as the book"
Herbymora12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:18:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The song is called, O Willow Waly by Isla Cameron
KIAranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cool, thanks!
SecondofNone ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:34:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Make sure to post about it when it comes out! I remember you posting about making this movie a while ago and I've actually been dying to watch it since it was first mentioned. I'm so happy that it's coming along and going well. Keep up the great work!
Herbymora12 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:14:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was actually another person. Someone brought to my attention that another goatman film was in the works while we were filming. Though they haven't updated anything for months so we figured they dropped it.
SecondofNone ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:37:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh? Well I'm glad you kept with your project then! You're tagged as "Goatman" now, I hope you don't mind.
averagelifeoflosers ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:33:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude great job with the trailer! I see the scenes and they are basically exactly how I pictured it when reading it! I'm excited and scared to see it :)
zyphelion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome! Besides the story itself, did you have any other sources of inspiration?
Herbymora12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely the original Evil Dead and The Strangers!
TheCabbitTori ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely looks like it'll be a good flick. I can't wait to see it.
xXBOOMER760Xx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:53:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please send this to me when its finished! 10/10 Would watch and even purchase if its good enough :D!
12ozSlug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks very cool.
jojojio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds really great. Can't wait
Shoebox_ovaries ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anyway to see it right now??
Zebidee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:48:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, they haven't finished it yet, so no.
Shoebox_ovaries ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah it said summer 2014 so I was hoping it was.
Zebidee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the rest of the thread, they're saying around September now.
grimezzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
exciting!
HolySheesh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking hell that creepy smile at the end has my buttex firmly clenched
Dafuckisdis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say that the song in that trailer is fucking creeping me out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that looks scary as FUCK. I thought my thirst for horror movies was cured from "The Conjuring" but you may have reignited it.
Edit: a word
Lane95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you nothing but the best. As someone who has also wanted to make the story into a movie but doesn't have the resources or money I'm really pulling for you.
Toolspaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say, the quality in that trailer is really fucking nice. Like as I was watching I just thought, "damn that's a sharp picture"
DanteMH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I reddit.
PlatinumJoystick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AmA?
hypotyposis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just read the whole story and watched your trailer. It looks really cool! Where will you be posting it? Like which subreddit?
Herbymora12 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:10:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most likely /r/filmmakers, /r/videos and /r/creepypasta!
blazingcopper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you see this as a stepping stone in your career or you are already an established filmmaker?
Herbymora12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:56:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely a stepping stone. I'm 20 years old and I've been making a few no budget short films for a couple of years. This is the most exposure any of my films has ever had.
helljumper23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got the chills hardcore watching your trailer. That fucking song singing and then the girl/thing smiling at the end...
And the chills now typing it... Well done.
blazingcopper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like you're doing a great job, keep it up.
images-ofbrokenlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It looks awesome! Can't wait!
LowFatCheeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 2 months "WATCH THIS FUCKING MOVIE."
standingboot9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got the worst chills! Really looking forward to watching it. Thank you!
ruobrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills watching that trailer. Most horror/thrillers don't do anything for me but low budget stuff like this always makes it feel a lot more real.
Nice work!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate scary movies but I really want to see this! Can't wait! Well done with the trailer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The trailer seems word for word to the creepy-as-fuck story I read here. Great work btw.
Why_Did_It_Stop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where can i find more of your work?
VTMan72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's been a long time since I last read that story and I don't feel like reading it again. Quick refresher?
K1ng_N0thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Replying here to find you later when this is out!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 75 Days "OP Better Deliver"
Klein_TK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh I really want to see it! Excelent trailer too. If you can, please tag me I really want to see this so bad but chances are I would miss the posting and not even see it so PLEEEAAASE tag me. Or PM me.
Herbymora12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:52 on October 18, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the film: https://vimeo.com/106769115
antonholden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats on the movie, man. The trailer is creepy as hell. Looking forward to seeing the film.
synth22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have my viewership guarantee.
Mr__meeseeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, if you need actors or anything, I'm 16 & I'd love to help.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't watch the trailer as I'm home alone and my cats won't snuggle me. But I'm sure it's lovely.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta ask, why did you switch all the characters to white? I was honestly excited for a legitimately scary story about black people.
Phred_Felps ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but the narrator and his family are black. It's one of the first things he says.
XM990 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a lot of racal diversity in the cast so it's not that big of a deal.
Herbymora12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These were just the actors I could get. I also don't think the characters race affects the story itself at all.
redheadedalex ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:01:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So he should have magically changed his own race to match!
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:20:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But it says summer 2014 :/
You should do an AMA. I just wanna ask did you reverse the races? I was under the impression they were all black aside from Tanner. I guess it probably is easier to find white people since there are more in America.
dtg108 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:56:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OP pls
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:06:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wrote a goatman adaption I was going to film next summer.
You beat me to it :(
pappydigsgraves ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, looks much better than I expected. But please, please, rethink that title.
MaggotStorm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:22:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The movie looks very promising and all, but god I hate how that trailer filled the horror moving camping, quick-exposition trope of "Wow, all alone and no parents!"
Notbillsanders ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:48:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that showing the face of the "boatman" ruins some of the mystery of the original post and also tears the suspense apart.
cattypakes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:43:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any particular reason you made all the black kids in the story white?
Polite_Insults ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:51:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell did you find this exact comment in the middle of this thread?
Herbymora12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually didn't find it. A friend saw it and told me about it.
Polite_Insults ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I'm not complaining. I was more in awe of how you just showed up and found it like you were called or can tell through the internet when someone is talking about your film
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:38:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weren't almost all of the characters in the story black? Why are they all white in the movie?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Proof?!?!
Herbymora12 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go: I'm the one to the right of the cinematographer. http://imgur.com/08p9Fx8
HopeImNotAStalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, who's that creepy dude behind you with his back to the camera? Was he there the whole time??
(Seriously, looking forward to when you post this on reddit!)
[deleted] ยท 874 points ยท Posted at 17:18:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine this could be an incredible psychological thriller if you had the Goatman constantly showing up in the group as someone, but used camera tricks and misdirection to ensure the audience's first watch wouldn't notice the person constantly missing...then at the end, do a reveal from a different perspective to see the Goatman slipping in and out the whole time...man.
Proximal_Proximity ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 18:25:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're hired
King_Jaahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always thought this would make a really good horror if you made it a group retreat for people with Facial Blindness instead of supernatural events.
You know, you could use one male and one female actor/actress, and it'd be hell to keep the characters apart except for clothes/hair/actions. The killer could change clothes and could even be a male/female pair.
is_annoying ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:50:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could easily just have an "extra" that is in throughout the movie. A person you would dismiss as a background character. Only to realize at the end they are the main character. Then rewatching it you would realize "holy shit, he was there the whole time!"
Wvlf_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, like occasionally the shot would be from the perspective of what was presumably the narrator, but it actually turns out to be the Goat Man!
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:01:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We need go give this pasta to to Scott Dericksson (sinister) or David Fincher (Seven)!
GodofIrony ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:21:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. I don't know what the critics problem with him is, he's the best thing thats happened to horror since the slasher genre.
funmaker0206 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:17:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda like how there are extras in movies and then at the end they go through the footage for some reason and they notice these people that were never part of there group
Socks192 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:40:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have a fun time with this. Those characters that aren't really there are my specialty. Just from simple observation you can figure it out, cause it was never meant to be hard to find in the first place. Figured out the guy's friend in A Beautiful Mind wasn't real because no one was interacting with him. Little details like that make solving the mystery so much more fun.
j6sh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be a great movie. I'd watch the fuck out of that.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An amateur film maker is actually making a film adaptation to the Goatman story.
You can check the trailer out in /r/creepypasta.
wenaus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:42 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His username is herbymora12, beeteedubs
kvnyay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:58:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Woman in Black. She was always somewhere in scenes where the children die but you never notice all of them until you watch it again.
ZeldaZealot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:58:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sish I guess I have to watch that movie again. The shit I put up with...
/s
amedeus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:27:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright. But he has to be played by Jim Breuer.
alpacIT ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gary Oldman.
KeroZero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jim Carrey
AdamLovelace ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:03:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tim Curry.
muskratio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jackie Chan
mcbobgorge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nicolas Cage
LeeSeneses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, guys. Jim Gaffigan.
KingKent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:27:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just made me fall In love with this idea, that's the problem with most horrors nowadays, they think gore will make things scary, we need a truly psychological thriller in the way you described would be perfect!
Le4per ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The original 80's The Thing with Kurt Russell is perfect for this.
PepPlacid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This Is an Awareness Test: The Movie
TheBeefClick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, in a way almost like how you have to watch fight club twice?
mrkool4kats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is like the movie "The Thing"
Klein_TK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats why I have a thing about always knowing who im with and if anybody leaves. I swear I check this religiously
Heroic_Refugee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basicly The Thing in a forest?
MrMrUm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would be the first way to do it really. The other way is to make only 2 out of that group of 11 the main characters, focusing only on them and giving the rest just general dialogue that doesnt give any insight into personality to the point where theyre almost extras. And then slip the Goatman in at various points in inconspicuous shots as a single character to give the audience a chance to guess who it is but change the wardrobe up so you have to really be watching closely to figure it out. That'd be the next level thriller movie.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:02:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's still in post. It's only going to be 35 minutes long.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:38:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good length, I think.
SuccessAndSerenity ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 17:05:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit tits - that face. http://i.imgur.com/jGvZio3.jpg
staffinfection92 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:55:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The part that always scared me was listening to that "cat talking" video and trying to imagine it saying "let me in" or whatever...
Zublybub ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:17:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, that captures that part of the story pretty well. Creepy
Cryse_XIII ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:46:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a very weird boner right now
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:17:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aaaaand there goes the tension
timewarp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best way to make something not scary is to start cracking jokes about it.
funkyb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or hump it into submission.
Cryse_XIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can assure you, it's still there, almost ripping through my pants.
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey-oh! Happy cake day there pal
Cryse_XIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thank thee...do we make out now...or what does happen now?
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'd just like to bum a smoke
Eaglesun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:03:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks more human than I was imagining.
catshit69 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:48:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! I hope it's not shitty
outta_my_element ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really want to see this! The trailer is creepy!!!
peepjynx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:52:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any word on the release date?
Lington ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One website said September 10th. Don't know if it's reliable, though
Herbymora12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's TBD. Most likely early September!
hardspank916 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So how can we watch it? Summer 2014 is upon us.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just texted guy who owns the production company - they are hoping to have it ready in September.
Jthumm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly how I envisioned the story
l_MAKE_SHIT_UP ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:54:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I noped the fuck out when I heard the girl singing.
dilapidated_wookiee ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:54:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled down so I could only see an inch of the video
l_MAKE_SHIT_UP ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:07:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled down so I could only see half an inch of the video!
SAME_JOKE_DETECTOR ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:35:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ALERT ALERT
Multithermal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I turned the screen away the second the smiling girl showed up.. I do not regret my decision
blakeready710 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone made a no budget movie... Surprisingly entertaining
Cpry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that was actually really well done. Did you help make it?
blakeready710 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Friend of a friend made it, I was very impressed too
austinready96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
Would watch again
DerajtheOrc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That trailer looked amazing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For a low budget film, it looks pretty cool.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Found the song in the trailer: O Willow Waly by Isla Cameron
protein_junkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus fuck that girl smiling at the end gave me the chills!
SethChrisDominic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit shit shit.
Aardvarkjon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:00 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He just posted an AMA. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/29zrwe/im_herbert_moran_writerdirector_of_the_new/
Cshock84 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:20:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I shouldn't have watched that. I should not have watched that.
toastyghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cowboy up, it's just some pictures on a screen
ajakaii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there the full thing yet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I shouldn't have watched that before reading the story.
C0PPERT0NE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saved.
delerpian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the song that's playing in the trailer? I know I've heard it before.
CJC_Swizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That looks really awesome actually
blazingtits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tempted to watch.
Pyramid_Scheme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't find any more info on it; has it come out yet or are they really making it?
FalseFactsOrg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 1 hour.
imacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Double nope
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck fuck fuck fuck
masprod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does anybody know the song?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Summer 2014, thats now! How much longer till the whole movie is out?
cactus_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I find the movie?
Calderweiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't even need much of a budget to make this a good movie.
lukenog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damn that's creepy.
Kricee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! I'm impressed
Jayfire137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn i'm gonna have to watch this when i get off work i guess
Circa1990_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coming back when I'm not on my phone...
secondaryorange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saving for when I'm not on mobile.
Dart06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice I'll have to check this out when I get home.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:04:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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iatealizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know there's a 'save' button now?
XxAnubis82xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was done Quickly. Was at work lol
Fridge-Largemeat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:13:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Made my pc get a bluescreen, I'm doomed.
stro_budden ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:44:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can look at the original link because of work, but I assume its a story i've heard before and something similar to what these guys from my hometown made a movie about.
Or i could be completely off.
iatealizard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, this actually gave me chills. Movie probably wont be as good as the trailer, but still. That smile...
DontEatTheCake ยท 797 points ยท Posted at 15:11:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I remember my first time reading that. I read it during the day out of boredom and it didn't phase me... Until it came time for bed that is haha
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 415 points ยท Posted at 15:45:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how everything that scares me is. I don't think about until I'm in a dark room all by myself
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:09:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a child, I watched "Jaws" and then had a hard time sleeping that night.
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 16:21:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AIR-SHARKS
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like Air Bud but scary.
Calinoth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:06:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like Air Jordans but not shoes
caLAX13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
still on disney channel tho
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, air bud was scary as fuck.
xGravemindx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:57:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SHARKNADO
Ugly_Muse ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:34:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen Ghost Shark? Fucker came out of ANY body of water. Slip n Slide was hilarious.
Spooky_Electric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado - A flock of Air-Sharks
Daxos157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado.
neocommenter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Landshark!
That_one_jaywalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado, duh
GeneralRectum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:08:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad showed me the movie It and Darkness Falls when I was like 8.. I was scared of the dark and showers because I thought I'd get murdered by a clown in the bathroom or a tooth fairy at night. Also jeepers creepers 2, so I was afraid of outside and scary bat winged murderers.
Agent4777 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:51:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome parenting.
NotClever ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did that with Aliens when I was like 12 and thought it was badass and that I was so cool cuz I totally want scared. Then I couldn't sleep for a week because even with lights on there might be xenos in the vents waiting for me to close my eyes.
Then I did the same thing with The Thing.
Then when I was like 15 I figured I'd outgrown that and did it again with Nightmare on Elm Street.
Thankfully I'm now married so I don't sleep alone at night so I can watch horror movies now.
Why_Did_It_Stop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched Jaws and couldn't take showers or baths, thinking the shark would just come from below.
furophile ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:55:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me - "ahh time for bed"
Brain - ".... you know what would be great to think about?"
caLAX13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:35:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The movie sinister that you had to watch in two parts because you shit yourself."
neocommenter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Load up Dirty Jobs or How It's Made on Netflix, turn the volume low enough to make out everything they are saying, after 30 minutes it's sleepy time. Gives your mind something else to think about, works every time for me.
SkyrocketDelight ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:59:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing, but that has led me to realize how powerful our minds are. If I'm just hanging out at home, at night, all the lights off, I'm fine. If I suddenly think of a scary story I read, or watch a scary movie...any creepy thought, I suddenly feel like something is wrong. I begin imagining really creepy things, suddenly become more aware of sounds, and think I see things (shadows, fast lights, corner of my eye movements).
This realization has led me to be skeptical of so many paranormal stories (i.e. people claiming to see ghosts and stuff). Our minds are so powerful, it'll trick us into believing we saw something, heard something, felt something.
And though, I've had this realization, I still can't stop myself from being scared of paranormal stories/thoughts.
Commisioner_Gordon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:26:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You weren't by yourself....
x_spectre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, "by myself".
distopiandoormatt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:28:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's because darkness is an absence and you fill it with your fears. Shit bugs me too.
caLAX13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Night lights keep the bad guys away!
iFinity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me, it's if I have to get up to pee in the night. As I cross the pitch black hallway every single creepypasta and monster flashes into my mind.
adhoc_lobster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same for me. There's a bathroom attached to the master bedroom so no hallways, but there is a window in the bathroom right behind the toilet that looks out onto our very dark, large backyard. (The bottom half of the window is frosted, the top half is too high for a non-giant person to see in.) I never look directly out of the window when I pee at night, just in case some horrible creepypasta face is looking in at me. I should probably just get curtains, but that fear is totally non-existent during normal curtain buying hours so it never seems important until I'm terrifying myself at 3 AM.
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I usually hold it in at night for that same reason
caLAX13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wear a diaperโฆ.problem solved.
13Foxtrot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand the fear of it being dark. I find it relaxing and comforting. Easier on the eyes, gives you a sense of idk, it just makes me feel more alive. Walking down dark roads and alleys, love it.
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing about the dark is that you don't know what is there. You can't be sure that it is safe. Someone could be following you. Something could be hiding, waiting for you
13Foxtrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me feel alive
IBLEEDBACON ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Creepy shit is like spicey food. You love it in the moment, but it's absolute hell later on.
RoxburysFinest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Boy, that was an awesome day. Wasn't it, brain?"
"Sure was. You know what else is awesome?"
"What?"
"Demons."
"wtf brain."
TheCaringAsshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just read this, took me a while because i'm dyslexic but holy fuck I'm going hold my 2 dogs close to me at night + I'm living alone.
SageOcelot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this I just read this and now it's thundering out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if its any help, youre never really by yourself in a dark room. theres always someone in there with you. watching. waiting. planning.
jamaicanhopscotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You think you're by yourself...
t00sl0w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you roll over, one leg out of the cover, back to the door......oh shit, better hide that leg.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just read that for the first time at night and in a dark room, I'm about to shit myself, good thing I live in the city.
RvBblues ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:39:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember barely thinking anything of it the first time I read it, and then two days later I couldn't fall asleep because of it.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:46:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ItsGotToMakeSense ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 15:52:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In no other context has the "oh long johnson" cat been this terrifying.
derstherower ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:43:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He...He says our species must go to war.
Dongface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting to get spooked at the end of the video, but no, just really, really creepy story
ItsGotToMakeSense ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:09:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On its own the cat is funny. Just making noises that accidentally sound vaguely like human speech. But keep that cat's voice in mind and imagine a monster pretending to be human, intentionally using its animal mouth to moan a barely intelligible "let me in".
Shivers right up my spine.
Sergisimo1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:06:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
This is a risk I'm wilking to take. I'll report if my eyes are peeled at 2 in the morning.
Edit: It's 2:09 and here I am. No sleep 0_0
fuzzyfrank ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:04:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We'll be waiting.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:42:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
4:30am and I thought it would be ok to lie in bed and read this thread...
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:51:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me the fuck iiiiiinnnnnnnn!"
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:11:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I started reading it because I thought it was about a man named Americas Goat Man. He traveled around the US in a old train caboose pulled by a team of goats. Not what I was expecting.
Isamrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww man I wish that's what we had read.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Google Americas Goat Man and you'll find a much better story.
tauroid ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:08:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess the word faze is dead now huh
Faze-Not-Phase ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:59:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just so you know, the word you're looking for is faze, not phase :)
coolio579 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It didn't faze you*
DontEatTheCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My bad haha, didn't catch myself on that
TheClawyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just read it at work surrounded by my non-monster coworkers and non-evil lights and non-horrifying coffee. Pretty sure I'll think about it again as I'm turning the light out at my apartment though.
Sacamato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, non-horrifying coffee? Do you work in Heaven?
TheClawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In heaven the coffee is just as amazing and non-horrifying as it is here, only it doesn't serve as a laxative for me anymore.
Waffleshuriken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read it at night. I could barely sleep.
tacticalnoppe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was fine until the video of the talking cat had a nightmare about that voice at night
ManWithYourPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just imagine a weird goat trying to speak like a human and I want to hurl myself from a bridge out of madness.
KrazyTaco43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading this at 5:15 am since I'm in Australia
RNA4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. I read that in geology last semester, and I was fine... Until bedtime.
Dicktures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should have read this comment prior to reading that. And it's the middle of the day :'(
arachnid507 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did exactly the same thing three days ago! All I can think of is the Goatman coming into the room and lying down between my girlfriend and I. I'm 24 and still can't sleep.
Seriou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? It just didn't phase me at all.
Faceless_Echo ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 16:03:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the reminder. I can't wait to think about this on my camping trip this weekend เฒ _เฒ
internet_dragon ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the warning. I too am camping this weekend and that link is staying blue!
Aristotles_Ballsack ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
C'mon man, you know you want to.
bunkymutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also camping this weekend. I know I've read that before but I will NOT take this opportunity to remind myself of the details!
NaykedNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to my cabin in the middle of nowhere this weekend and I still said fuck it and read it...things like this don't usually get to me, but we shall see. I got a little jittery while reading it.
Klein_TK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK. You reminded me im camping this weekend too! In a place that looks sorta similar to that in the trailer UUUUGHHH.
MrDonamus ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 16:41:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Born and raised in Huntsville. Goatman is always in the back of my mind when I'm in the woods.
restlessjungle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:01:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Living at the base of monte sano is especially terrifying.
MrDonamus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:25:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm assuming Dug Hill? Or the other side? I always heard he lurked at the top of the cliffs at Dead Children's Playground.
restlessjungle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah right down the road from dead childrens playground. Towards hermitage.
MrDonamus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:39:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I gotcha. I like the trails over there. At the end of Owens. Old stomping grounds.
restlessjungle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah monte sano can be really beautiful during the day. Its just becomes a horror movie set piece at night.
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love driving up/down Bankhead at night during the fall/winter. It's so pretty seeing the moon and city through the trees. But I agree. I wouldn't take a walk around there at night.
restlessjungle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah. An ex of mine lived up on monte sano boulevard. A full moon and the city all light up at night make for a great backyard picnic view
MrDonamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah. Huntsville is definitely a love/hate relationship.
mergedkestrel ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:27:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had just moved here to HSV about 3 weeks before reading this story. Never before have I felt that kind of creeping fear every time I go outside in the dark.
MrDonamus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope it's a bad ass job that made you move here. Otherwise, I'm sorry.
TigerTigerBurning ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:23:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rocket city represent!!
MrDonamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woot!
je35801 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I first started reading it I was like, hold up i've bever heard of this goatman! Then I was bummed out that we don't have a goatman
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe one day. :[
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alabama
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Realized as soon as I hit save. Carry on, lol
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Carrying on, my wayward son.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He don't mean no harm. He just wants to chill with campers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats funny is we have the same damn story goatman in the middle east. Pretty freaky that the same story that Natives have is also nearly the same 6000 miles away.
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Modern science and technology rule out magic. However in Islam magic exists...just no differentiation between white/black magic. All of it is evil.
Using science and a belief in God, one can rationalize stories such as the Flood and that one prophet that communicated with ants. For example, we now know that there are bacteria that turn ants into zombies.
The more we learn about the world, the more "magical" it seems. If God wanted someone to travel an incredible distance in a short amount of time, using the very laws he put in place while building the universe, He could do it easily. Just because modern Man can only teleport an atom a few meters or so doesn't rule out divine manipulation. Parting of the Red Sea? Force fields. Humans that lived very long? Time dilation. A lot of things are possible. People influencing others? We now know There's a plant native to Columbia that does just that. Some Muslim scholars believe that Bhudda and even a Hindu god may have been prophets to the East.
Its interesting studying the folklore of different cultures.
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. That's pretty interesting. I've never really studied much folklore. Just the popular mythologies. Might have to do some research on stuff like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bedouin folklore is interesting. Some Bedouins practice a form of telling the future using bones and seashells. Lots of superstitions on defending yourself against the evil eye. Japanese folklore is interesting too. Or look up Chinese vampires
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:34 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've read about Chinese vampires. I'll be sure to check all that out! Thanks :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:18 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heres a page about the arab goatman/goat woman not sure how google translate can handle that dialect of arabic tho http://www.alhilalclub.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-41947.html
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:00 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome. I'll check it out soon!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:02 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of freaky stuff is said to have happened during the iraqi occupation such as a well know tale of iraqis taking over an abandoned house only to wake up outside the house and discovering that the house is full of sand.
Another story (factual) is a certain building on the 4th ring road (major highway) that for some reason could not be demolished. Equipment kept breaking down and workers would quit because of hauntings. They eventually demolished the site and built a mosque in its place or nearbt
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:14 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's crazy!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:40 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well you could blame it as a pretext to inflate construction costs. All im sayin is I feel like the x-files poster: i want to believe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:05 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:34 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Islam equivalents of? Please be specific
boringOrgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:37 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You said in the Middle East there's a version of the Goatman/Skinwalker. I've never heard of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:23 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
7maret il gayla these days it's more of a fairy tale, but I think it used to be taken more seriously. I don't know what the origin of it is. It's known by other names too I think but not sure
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:45 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
also it's not "Islamic myth" it's "Arab folklore" big difference. For "islamic myths" go read about the Sufis, and then it's not even myth it's more like mysticism. I wouldn't throw around the word "myth" when talking about religion you'll very easily offend people. Jus' sayin bro
neocommenter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"bahhh I'm a goatma-" /gets cut in half with the shotgun one-two
'Bama, bitch!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's safer down south! I hope...
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pew Pew. We gots guns!
Whalebrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just making sure.... Your talking about Huntsville Alabama, not Arkansas, right?
MrDonamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one, true Huntsville. Alabama.
codeduck ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 15:34:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck everything about this.
kaizex ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:27:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the 4chan thread that this was created on.. back when I still used 4chan. /x/ Was an extremely creepy place at the time. It was fun to see the additions get made post by post. Creeped the hell out of me
lilpoundcake_ ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:10:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I made the mistake of reading this when everyone was asleep at 3am, I wound up staying up until daylight and still had trouble falling asleep.
guibmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you count everybody? Were you sure there wasn't somebody who you didn't know?
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 15:18:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The goatman legend started in my home town. I lived roughly 4 miles from its romping grounds (Fletchertown Road).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_%28Maryland%29
Lost_Thought ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:19:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
There are [at least] three separate Goat Man legends in the US. Maryland's (which you just linked), Kentucky's Pope Lick Monster, and Texas's Lake Worth Monster.
Maryland and Kentucky's goatmen are very similar in description and probably share the same original oral history. Half man, half goat, an ax, no shapeshifting. Kinda like evil Satyrs.
The Texas one is a bit wierder since they threw in scales, white fur and odd for an urban legend behavior. This one is also unusual in that there is an alleged photograph of the monster, physical damage presented to the police and multiple eyewitnesses.
Though, none of those really match what was in the creepypasta. It is pretty close to a Navajo Skin Walker, with some creative additions.
Edit: added "at least"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Lost_Thought ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time?
RelativityPudding ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Louisville KY, where the Pope Lick monster is from. My families house is only about 15 minutes away from the train tracks where he supposedly lives. When I was in high school all my friends swapped stories about driving up there at night. Creepy stuff! Another urban legend from the area is about a place called Midgetville. It's a real place in the middle of nowhere on a mountain that has what looks like lots of abandoned tiny furnished houses. And I believe there was something about a witch that lived there. I drove forever once trying to find it but never did, although I have heard a few stories from people who have. Pretty sure there's an article or two about it somewhere on the internet.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish people would not be so racist against goatpersons. I'll bet you wouldn't want a goatman to marry your daughter, right?
Lost_Thought ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are still victims of ancient Greek propaganda.
Sparkybear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's another one in Oregon or Washington I think. I remember watching a documentary about it when I was a kid at like 2am at my Grandma's. Yeah, I didn't sleep for weeks.
JustAnAvgJoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle lived in Bowie and really helped that urban legend get going.
Rolfie2 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:20:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first then I read this I literally couldn't sleep for 2-3 days. It also happened to be about a month before my first camping trip. Not my best decision
Hoogles ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this had me on the edge of my seat the whole way.
NobleMigrane ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:38:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/skinwalkers
hansfriedee ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:08:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh what the fuck man
xsoccer92x ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:39:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea fuck that
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:50:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Foxmcbowser42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:29:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The rake! Read that as my first and only non-gaming pasta. Still get shivers. I want to read goatman but I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep for weeks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's pretty good, and there's more accounts on Goatman, I can't link it now, I'm on mobile. Give it a read, the whole story is very well done, not the usual 'who is phone' crap :)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New sitcom: Goatman and The Rake
An odd couple trying to make it in the big city!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:24:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the shit out of that. Goatman getting pissed at Rake for constantly watching him sleep, Rake being pissed at Goatman for impersonating him to get out of dates. Slenderman moves in down the hallway and keeps stealing their wifi :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman would be like Kramer. Letting himself in and eating their souls without asking.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, jesus I'd pay good money to see that :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's "the Rake"?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sweet, thanks
bronameth ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:59:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is my favorite "creepy pasta" story I've ever read. Sometimes I'll just think about it and it gives me chills.
nintendo9713 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:45:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read it and loved it, but I didn't quite understand the ending....
Tan watched the Goatman lay in the middle of all of them, stayed up all night, then they all left in a group except for Tan? Then Tan discovers the window, so the Goatman was in the group walking back?Edit: Took like 5 re-reads of the last paragraph to finally understand it.
CoughingLamb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yeah, I've read this story several times and still don't totally understand the entire sequence of events, but somehow that makes it scarier. It's like this guy has never written a story in his life, but he is just so desperate to tell about his experience, you can feel him struggling to communicate it. It's almost Lovecraftian.
hose_in_my_ass ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:06:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy SHIT. I was planning to go on a camping trip with some friends this weekend, but now... I'm fucked
Mildstar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just be sure to count your party
Graendal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just number everyone and have everyone wear a shirt with their number on it.
awesomeificationist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Naa naa naa naa naa GoatMan!
DICK_SOAKED_VAGINAS ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:39:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to post this. Definitely the most disturbing and creepy one by far.
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 15:14:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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this_makes_no_sense ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman just wanted to hang out and be one of the gang. :(
candypuppet ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:55:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I tell myself to make the story less terrifying
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 15:29:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me part of it is the thought that that thing got inside the place without anyone noticing, makes you wonder what you miss in everyday life...
TheHandyman1 ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 15:37:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman graduated with a degree in social engineering!
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:25:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman graduated top of his class!
But no one noticed... :(
Poor Goatman.
RomneywillRise ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:45:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fact that a dangerous creature could manage to constantly infiltrate them. They KNEW about it - people even left early because of it -and yet it kept coming back.
The monster also escalated throughout the story. That's the freaky part. It started with chilling and eating food, then went to laughing, scratching, inhuman yelling, etc. if it weren't for the one guy, who knows how far it would have gone.
Prebenutsug ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking for an answer as to why he was really dangerous. I mean, he didn't really do anything. But yeah, you're probably right. It would have escalated if the one guy hadn't seen it.
NotAnAI ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:44:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually feel for goatman. He's just lonely and seeking out company.
cwew ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I think that may even make the story more interesting and compelling. That the Goatman is freaky as fuck, but he's a misunderstood creature that wants love and attention just like us. When his friend stares at him at the end, he sees part of himself in that Goatman, the craving for attention, the pain of rejection from not fitting in. He sees that the goatman isn't 100% human, but also that it isn't 0% either. It's 80% similar, and that's scarier. It begs the question that, are our enemies ones who are unlike us, but ones who are like us, but have small, important, points that make you different.
It would make it more ambiguous and subtle. It's not a good vs bad, virtue vs evil battle. It's scared vs lonely, person vs goatman. It's got no real answers, and that's the actually scary part.
boringOrgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:16 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What? No dude, that's not it at all. It's a skinwalker, but the Alabama version of the legend. They're not nice, or lonely, the story goes; they're just pure evil.
Panoply_of_Thrones ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:57:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It frightened the shit out of me because of the idea of something being able to fundamentally alter your perceptions. Usually the monster hides itself from view, but this one was inside the group. That's the horror, that it could strike at any time.
nattykin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Freakiest part for me was the cat video :/
SealTheLion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's arguably the creepiest part.
For me, the kinda scary things are the ones that kill you or maim you. The scariest ones, however, are the ones that just lurk and do creepy, haunting shit.
hakkzpets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, Tan in the story believes in Goatman. His cousin believes in Goatman. Logic would assume Tan's father also believes in Goatman, so why the fuck would he allow all the kids to stay alone in a trailer in the woods.
Unless he is the Goatman of course...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or its one of those things that the adults think is horseshit and that teenagers make up to scare your friends
ImThatGuy42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:52:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't imagine the smell...
timewarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never had a bloody nose?
ImThatGuy42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. I've tasted aluminum though.
Mlyle665 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:17:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What.the.fuck
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone please copy and paste the text of the story? I made myself a vow to never visit the creepypasta wiki again, but I really wanna read this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man.
Shaney_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spoilers, though you might not care. You know, with that ending it almost makes me kinda warm inside. The goat man just wanted to be loved, and have someplace to be with real people inside somewhere. Although it is creepy as fuck, it makes sense in the end. Think about when he was banging on the door, it was just imitating what one of the other campers said because it wanted to get inside and not be lonely.
dotMJEG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE 2spooky4me
DIABLO258 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to count the word "Fucking" about half way through it.
WTFHasHappened ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
70 instances of fuck/fucking combined.
DIABLO258 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ctrl+F?
WTFHasHappened ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
blakeready710 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone made a surprisingly entertaining movie rendition of the Goatman
Cpry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that's really good for some teens. Well thought out I could tell.
blakeready710 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely!
Trebacca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That scared the shit out of me
dinnerordie17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything about the cat speech analogy and video supplement should come across as incredibly stupid... And yet somehow, it is fucking horrifyingly creepy.
MAD92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR?
Catpoopfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is weird, when I get scared my eyes water and my nose gets runny....my eyes were watering the entire time reading that. Great read
Walnut156 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sigh
Guess I will finally read it...
Droconian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Now I'm really fucking terrified, but I at least feel better because we can be American and shoot the fuck out of whatever it is if it comes back."
Murigoat
jayvee77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this story a year ago or so, i never go in the woods without my gun anymore.
PM_ME_NAKED_PICZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuuuuck that.
jay_stone42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
annnnnd im never going in the bush again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't heard that one, thanks for making me shit my pants!
Username20x6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read through that so many times, it is so poorly written that I can only just barely comprehend what's happening
MafianDelights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know I thought camping would be fun once. Ever since I saw the freaken Ring I don't do freaky little demon girls... camping-experience-gone. Reddit never seemed so beneficial to my sanity until now.
MyWorkThrowawayShhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that's good
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this. Goatman is some fucked up shit.
Dildo_of_Vengeance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the name I was hoping it would be something to do with the West African spider god Anansi, who I grew up reading about...still a cool/creepy story though!
cactus_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
AngloBeaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ye man, this story really unsettled me. I have no idea why, it's not believable or realistic or particularly scary, but yeah it fazed me all the same.
the0child ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is goddamn terrifying but intriguing as all hell at the same time.
Smackstainz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that was entertaining
Syncopayshun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit, I was going to go walk the land tonight (solo) looking for coyotes. Now I'm just going to lock myself in my bathroom with all my guns.
roomwithmoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, not that story. I woke up early in the morning when I was little to watch Animal X on Animal Planet. That story came on and it's haunted me for 14 years. I used to hear hooves coming up the stairs and would be scared shitless. My dad knew I had this fear and one night he hid in my bathroom and waited 40 minutes before he emerged and baaahed at me. Jokes on him though, I got so scared that I had to stay in his room and peed in his bed.
2h2p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with the website, it won't load or anything. Thought it was my connection but other websites load just fine. Can I read the story elsewhere?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's so badly written and the premise so ridiculous...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck would you go to sleep with that thing out there!?
kehlder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I read this? Why?!
The-Red-Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope nope nope nope
wsbking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This could just be the story of a socially awkward goatman trying to get a hotdog.
bigcow31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't tell what scared me more the story or the fact my phone was at 7% battery.
KingMishka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I constantly see this story popping up in discussions like this. I found it really badly written and a bit shit. But then again I am Goatman so not much phases me.
Cryse_XIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the first urban legend I come across in this thread.
SolomonPicard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 17 and house sitting alone. Should I read this or save it for later?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was painful to read.
theonefoster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats fucking brilliant. Such a great story. Fuck sleeping tonight.
oh_you_crazy_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scary but so badly written
Tragicanomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a hydralisk
Aphrodituss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is scary!!!! How did nobody notice there was an extra person.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well tomorrow I'm going camping so thanks...
The_Krotchko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read this one the other day, can't get the shit out of my head. I feel like it's based off of Native American Skinwalkers, and that shit scares me stupid.
Aeron_Greyjoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh long Johnson...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm from the Huntsville area. Guess I have to move.
ultra_violette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Huntsville and I'm going hiking Saturday. This is going to be in the back of my mind the entire time.
LaMaverice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry but this was so underwhelming. ..
notpenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard this for the first time at summer camp and was scared for weeks
trianna-uk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am disappointed it wasn't this Anansi
chubbybunny87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to post this as well. Freaks me out when I'm alone and start thinking about. The part that really gets me is the inhuman talking.
Calluhad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did this not phase anyone in the slightest? I mean nobody got hurt right...
Krakkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It makes it a little less scary, or maybe more scary, if you think about the goat man being a lost spirit of a child that is just trying to have friends again.
swarmleader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is this a story or a real event?
ItachiSan ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 20:41:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well my back door just opened for no reason, so fuck this thread.
shell_of_light ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:25:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this and smiled at your plight, and then an empty drink can fell off my window sill due to some wind. Fuck this thread.
threecolorless ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:17:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is something causing a clicking noise to come from the screened window that my back is facing. I concur on the fuckage of this thread.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:21:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still waiting for my walls to stop bleeding...
Nebulious ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:19:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I've heard of that happening in really old houses. Depending on where you live, it could be khents. Khents are a type of spirit imp that feed off the surface thoughts of intelligent creatures. There's actually a lot of the creatures that feed like this such as the ypsilanti and the scrego.
Khents are mostly harmless. The amount of thought they leech out of you is typically pretty minor. A dozen can shunt up in a typical home without noticeably harming the people who live there. But sometimes Iโve heard of them getting out of hand. They may steal your valuables, or torment you for fun. If they get too gluttonous, people develop depression and hording habits over the course of several years. Itโs not pretty when they do gather in too high numbers and overreach their appetites. The khents will just multiply and stay incorporeal, digging their influence deeper and deeper into the victimโs minds.
The good news is that like many other creatures, khents canโt enter homes without permission. But, (and this part is important) khents are able to use the thoughts they harvest to plant sentience in things over time. And it works best in things with age and history. When that happens, they can give the house a mind. In gratitude, the house itself will allow the khents free reign.
So even if you live in a newer house, think back and reflect on your mental state before you moved in. Were your thoughts more positive? More productive? If so you arenโt in immediate danger, but you do have a serious problem. You have the initiative and the khents probably canโt read your thoughts clearly enough to suspect youโre on to them. Plus, your house has a mind and isnโt on your side. Contact the appropriate specialist as soon as you possibly can.
dalek_cyber ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:04:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... dude :/
OreoObserver ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No reason? Keep telling yourself that.
rex280 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:42:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman. So you're telling me that a man-sized moth hybrid is running around the forest at night and stalking people down roads? FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it has made some appearences in the World Cup
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://twitter.com/WorldCupMoth
brand_new_low ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I visited the city of Point Pleasant WV last summer.. where the mothman originated or whatever..... that place gave me the creeps
Fishyfshy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Point Pleasant holds a Mothman festival yearly. I bet that's interesting.
brand_new_low ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
of course i went before the festival.. i do want to go to it one of these years. should be interesting.
Fishyfshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely! I haven't even been to Point Pleasant before, but it sounds like it would interesting to visit then. I kind of want to go sometime just to check everything out.
brand_new_low ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:05 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do it!, i plan to make another trip down there again sometime soon.
zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nah, just ramming himself into streetlights.
thebawsofyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He only appears as a warning for major disasters
Frazorgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:02 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats so scary about mothman?
IMGOING TO FLY AROUND THEN TAKE EXTRA BIG BITES OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES. OOGA BOOGA.
chaosfire235 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 16:56:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I wash my face, I make sure to wipe the soap off as fast as possible because I'm scared of the numerous things that could have popped up on my mirror. Maybe it's a ghost girl standing behind me. Maybe it's Jeff the Killer with a knife. Maybe it's my reflection smiling back when I'm not.
shudder
DaDottedLion ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:29:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Upvote for "my reflection smiling back when I'm not".
blazingtits ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:03:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I scared the shit out of my roommate once. I was wearing a face mask (weekly pore cleanse) and walked into the bathroom while she was washing her face. She looks up and sees this green-faced weirdo standing behind her and lets out the most blood-curdling scream I've ever heard. I hadn't even meant to scare her, I was just waiting for my turn to use the sink! We had a good laugh after she calmed down, though.
ChiAyeAye ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After I watched The Road for the first time, the basement scene scared me so badly, I couldn't close my eyes when I washed my face. Jesus, just thinking about it.
I have a pretty low threshold for scary.
eckinlighter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:04:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whyyyy. I've read your comment and am now reminded of how every scene in that movie gives me nightmares.
threecolorless ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors are just the creepiest thing ever when you take any length of time to think about them.
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:38 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, because they increase the number or men.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh you motherfucker.
gornrancorson ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 16:39:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman. Just the concept of a man/moth hybrid floating about and bumping into street lamps terrifies me.
thebakergirl ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was generally seen as a harbinger of disaster, as he was only reported prior to a bridge collapsing and other alleged similar events.
Sigg3net ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:52:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In other words, they are two disconnected events. The actual mothman sightings differ too much to be the same thing, and the connection to a bridge collapsing several miles away is weak.
Check out the analysis of mothman on skeptoid.com.
jonnygreen22 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like going to websites with any part of the word skeptic in them thankyou very much. I like my mothman.
OrShUnderscore ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:38:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I like my mothman"
weblewit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:04:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Mothman"
warhugger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:45:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
weblewit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:07:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"n"
Sigg3net ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty good, but I must admit Dunning has killed a few of my pet mysteries. With facts.
Unless we agree we are just telling stories, we will assume truth is presupposed for the things discussed. In the latter case, check out skeptoid.
jonnygreen22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:36 on July 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No worries!
Kaitie214 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:35:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
There's also a bit more to the story if you dig deep enough, I said it in another comment that's gotten long buried.
You ever read about The Grinning Man? He's a part of the mothman tales very often I used to look into those a ton but one night I just had this really uncomfortable feeling like a person watching, I don't usually get that granted I was younger and it was late at night but I try to stay far away from those stories these days A Link for anyone interested in it
Edit: Fixed link.
thebakergirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:32:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, GET THE GRINNING MAN AWAY FROM ME
Kaitie214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed, I was actually creeped out talking about it again.
SirBucketHead ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:45:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See I just picture a man wearing a tan sheet flapping his arms and saying something like "mop, meep, mop, moodle," before crashing into a telephone pole because he can't see.
brandugh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually quite adorable.
WaterStoryMark ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:00:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Real nice.
AltairsBlade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is the picture i was hoping to see, have an upvote.
kithmswbd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd hate to see something cloth related happen
Gooddayhans ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:27:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You actually just made him less creepy to me by imagining him being stupidly fascinated by street lamps and even more stupidly bumping into them like a real moth.
I'd prefer he did that rather than standing ominously in road sides, chasing cars while screeching, and eating dogs like he has done in some of the eyewitness accounts.
bkraj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think the man part of him was conscious of what he was doing, but the moth part was too attracted. So there's just some fed up moth-man who can't stop himself from bumping into lights, cursing up a storm.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Glad he was mentioned.
Fishyfshy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was told that story when I visited West Virginia. Mothman was rumored to have been seen when the Silver Bridge near Point Pleasant, WV collapsed. It says in my mind whenever I go down there. It is also rumored to have been seen when people were driving by an old munitions camp.
Klein_TK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Freaking the Mothman Prophecies still scares the crap out of me. Briliant movie but uuuuuugghhh do NOT watch it at night and with the lights on when theres windows and outside is dark. I find that so much more scary than the room being dark except for the TV.
Cjfee5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it would be hilarious if it kept bumping into the lights,but once you made an audible laugh(lol) it'd eat all your clothes and leave you bare as a newborn baby
thebawsofyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He only appears when major cataclysmic events are near, like Tacoma Narrows, apparently 9/11, and such.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/wv/WVPOImothman04.jpg
I live in West Virginia but I haven't visited the statue yet. For some reason since I've moved here no one has mentioned the story to me. Which is surprising because I figured this would be a big deal, especially considering they even made a movie about it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman, the archnemesis of Streetlamp le Moose.
aprofondir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds hilarious to me
Wilcolt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:39:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can just imagine him, flying along a street, smacking his head into every streetlight, expletives pouring out of his mouth.
NewZeitgeist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid (before everyone had the internet) my grandmother used to tell me the legend of the mothman. I always thought it was creepy, but always kind of brushed it off since she was the only one who ever told me about the story, this is despite having relatives who died in the Silver Bridge collapse. Then the Mothman Prophecies movie came out and blew my mind, as I had no idea the legend was so prolific and just thought she was always trying to creep out the grand kids.
killerdead77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know anything about that story but it sounds hilarious as fuck lol.
Vitamin_gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'M DOCTOR MOTHMAN, DOCTOR JUDIS MOTHMAN
Consolidated_Skeebal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'M DOCTOR TOBOGGAN! MANTIS TOBOGGAN
Dr_Sasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just made that sound hilarious. Just a giant moth that keeps hitting streetlamps because he likes the light.
VenomFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I now have a mental image of a giant moth bumping repeatedly into a street lamp in the middle of the night, while spectators just watch and laugh.
"Ouch"
"Ouch"
"Ouch"
RachelRTR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man moth?
Clown_Penis_Fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They have pictures of 9/11 with what's supposedly mothman flying away from the explosions.
UNSCNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The concept makes me laugh.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't scared by something baffled by street lamps. Human/insect hybrids being monumentally implausible makes mothman less scary.
Bring him on.
DanteMH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds involuntarily funny, thb.
blore40 ยท 3238 points ยท Posted at 13:23:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flashing your head lights at oncoming hi-beams might be marking yourself for gang-initiation murder.
[deleted] ยท 491 points ยท Posted at 14:22:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 686 points ยท Posted at 14:31:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SoupyGoodness ยท 371 points ยท Posted at 14:48:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A prime example of why reddit is the shit
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 16:27:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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musiqman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:56:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say the same thing
throwaway131072 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
even shorter query: https://www.google.com/search?q=Kevin%20Bacon%20kills%20a%20gang%20movie
Not1ToSayAtoadaso ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:22:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I do this I get down-voted to hell.
prothello ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:52:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bing can't.
DavidTyreesHelmet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:13:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It totally did though
ghiacciato ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit - how?!
goofballl ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:10:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/tipofmytongue
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Google would have probably done the same.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or just IMDB Kevin Bacon.
notanothercirclejerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Google gang+dead kid+ kevin bacon and im sure you will have found the answer quicker.
SirDiego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The cool part is that you can put a question into Google in common speaking syntax (i.e. not having to do Google-fu stuff) and it can spit out an answer.
MojoMoley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao
sasquatchent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That movie is a prime example of why Kevin Bacon is the shit
JK_SLY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Google*
codalaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes it stinks, but sometimes it feels good too!
Michael_Goodwin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Google.
Michael_Goodwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sheesh, I was kidding...
boohoo_1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you serious that's the plot like not that hard to google
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:15:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There wasn't headlight flashing in that movie, weren't they just robbing a convenience store or something?
roonilwazlib1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah they went to get a slurpee or something.
karmagod13000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:16:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was that movie good?
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:24:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yes.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:53:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My library's website 2 minutes ago:
Jon76 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:41:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very underappreciated action movie, in my opinion.
begrudged ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very.
AbanoMex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes, altough its kinda grim, if you like stuff like that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no. was it entertaining? absolutely.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:20:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
to see compelling stories played out compellingly. Death Sentence does not satisfy that, and I'm not the only one who thinks so. the emotional resonance it's going for is trampled under heavy-handed, maudlin direction, and the plot is idiotic. I fucking love Kevin Bacon, though, and watching him kick ass is fun. so I enjoyed it for certain reasons, but I maintain that it's not a "good" movie.
Skee_Ball_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was amazing. I be sure to catch it whenever it comes on cable.
slapstick2099 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Outstanding movie!
dploy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone I went to high school with was in that movie.
AnOldHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who?
nukalurk ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff
illmatic2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin
StickyWicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's yo brotha, man... HE DEAD!
PizzaOnPizzaOnPizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVdWq9jxejI
roonilwazlib1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But why?
PizzaOnPizzaOnPizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Idk... Maybe because I'm the younger brother and my brother does nothing wrong. Relatable?
bahgheera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a British movie similar to this and it was pretty good. Dead Man's Shoes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That movie uses the fable soundtrack (the original one from Xbox)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So underrated. I love that movie.
SkittleSkitzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aka Kevin Bacon's best movie
SwedishPrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Filmed part of that in my office
Cinemaphreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shot in my hometown, Columbia, SC
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking good movie.
Arthur_Person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like Bronson's 'Deathwish' but bleaker.
Colin345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get the joke.
Doctor-Hunger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No you're thinking of that one movie about Gladiators. I think you meant to say "Gladiators."
bobosuda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, you know, google. "Kevin Bacon movie gang dead son" is all you need to find it.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:38:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're thinking of the awesome movie Death Sentence.
Lazy_Osprey ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:14:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Footloose ?
IHateTheLetterF ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:44:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Now i gotta cut your throat, cut your throat, spill all your blood like a goat"
DiscipleOfDrone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:07:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin Bacon looks like a total psychopath at the end of that movie.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Your family is about to be 2 degrees from me."
eagle-eye-tiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good movie.
GetColdCocked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Star trek.
CVGTI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EE Mobile: The Revenge of Orange?
Nicknam4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Badass movie. Definitely worth a watch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Revenge Back Bacon?
GodsGuiltyConscience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aaggghhh...baacoonn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That gas station scene is brutal and Goodman gets his in the end. I love it.
pmeaney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it was called Thresh Q.
DoesntUnderstandJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Footloose
elasticthumbtack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Baconator
FiveLayersBeefy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great fucking movie, one of my favorites.
Tigertown_bound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My little anecdote: the "gas station" where that scene takes place is actually a barbershop where I get my hair cut. It was weird walking in one day and seeing blood in the wall.
insert_a_funny_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Darude - Sandstorm
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would I watch it? You just revealed that Kevin Bacon successfully revenge-kills the baddies. What's the point now?
Wanderlustfull ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the whole point of the film anyway. You watch it for the outstanding acting and directing, and one particularly impressive long-cut chase scene.
The_Cure_941 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:47:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for spoiling the movie I was just about to watch it!
nobody2000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:03:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The son dies in the first part of the movie, and the rest of the movie is him getting revenge. I'm pretty sure that /u/boredinbiloxi gave a description similar to what you'd see in TV Guide.
There's more to it, and it's still worth the watch.
The_Cure_941 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was just joking around haha but it does seem like good movie.
RayBoogs ยท 2991 points ยท Posted at 13:30:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard this. Probably because I live out in the sticks in England, and the only "gangs" are made up of about 5 pigeons.
OP_rah ยท 1463 points ยท Posted at 13:39:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoah there, pigeons?
RayBoogs ยท 1898 points ยท Posted at 13:49:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes the Seagulls come. Then you're really for it.
[deleted] ยท 849 points ยท Posted at 14:14:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, had a seagull snatch my bag of fish and chips in Brighton, gave me a black eye for my travels. What a dick
[deleted] ยท 433 points ยท Posted at 16:31:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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ParadoxInABox ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 17:09:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want you to know that the imagery in that comment is absolutely delightful.
osprey81 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:38:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brighton resident for 13 years here, the seagulls do run this place. If you want to eat a doughnut on the pier unscathed, you need a deflector shield.
Robotgorilla ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's one on google street view by the police station mid-flight with a sausage roll in hand (beak?). Those things are evil.
Icelement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would love to see this, if you happen to remember the location.
Robotgorilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:50:10 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Found it!
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.823567,-0.133599,3a,75y,204.6h,85.91t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sbZ_zx1I3Jno2dGPdkkVZjg!2e0
CheshireSwift ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:47:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The crowning achievement of my friend's teenage years was enjoying a doughnut on Brighton pier. A seagull flew at him and pecked his hand (but not the doughnut). Startled, he dropped the doughnut.
He then managed to reflexively punch the gull and catch the doughnut. And walked off with the biggest grin I'd ever seen.
Roketto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:32:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...Is your friend related to Chuck Norris?
JimLarimore ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:12:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Eastbourne I saw a seagull drown and eat a pigeon. Those seagulls you guys have are no joke.
jspacecadet ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:22:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/shitty_watercolour
nocbl2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:48:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have to say it three times in a mirror.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:21:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's brilliant. Seagulls are the Alpha Gym Bro of the bird world.
http://gifsoup.com/Mjk5MjE5OA
Bloodysneeze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The town in which I attended university had this same problem with crows. Tens of thousands of them in flocks that would darken the sky. Turns out they're smart enough to evade pretty much anything people use to drive them off. They own the town.
Scuzzbag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you die?
br0t8o ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a scar on my hand where a seagull took a burger from my hand at seaworld when i was 6
deadkittie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a reason the football club is called the Seagulls.
forrey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just how they mark their property. You belong to them. You belong to the family...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine was down by the pier and had some douchebag seagull take his one-minute-old fish and chip out of his hands.
Damn Brighton seagulls
kidoftheblackhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Idk about that area, but where I'm from the type of people hanging around the public transportation are scarier than seagulls
wigg1es ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is so British my face hurts.
BlooFlea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They didnt build it, but they were there first...
tut_blimey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in and was brought up in Brighton - seagulls are dicks.
Robotgorilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lived there for 4 years for Uni. Utter arseholes. They do a funny little dance to get worms up though, not that it makes up for it.
tut_blimey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Patting their feet on the floor
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's nothing compared to the Japanese sea hawks, those fuckers will snatch your kids.
Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you explain stuff. We're friends now.
LAX2PDX2LAX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:17:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL "day old bag of poo"
StrungoutScott ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom took you home from the hospital on the bus? That'... a tad unusual.
BrooklynNets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not for the time, place and socioeconomic milieu.
Evsie ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:48:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Brighton years ago, when a seagull tried to steal my dinner. I punched it... then spent 20 minutes getting yelled out by someone who needed a shower and a decent hairdresser for hurting it.
Apparently she didn't care that the stupid sodding thing was trying to steal my dinner, nor that I would treat a human being in exactly the same way. "Don't be a dick, and you won't get punched" apparently doesn't apply to seagulls.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw a Scottish guy punch a seagull out of the air because it was trying to steal his chips. Shit was awesome.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that was /u/Evsie
Are you the person who needed a shower and a hairdresser?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
No, I was a six year old that was crying because some cunt of a seagull had knocked my ice cream out of my hands.
look_squirrels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like that seagull was on a rampage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
And that lovely Scottish man killed it. I think it's part of the reason that I'm so attracted to Scottish guys - well, in addition to red hair, kilts, and sexy accents.
look_squirrels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can only agree on all points here. Though dark hair is fine, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a dark hair scots man, ladies.
look_squirrels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But, on a scale from one to David Tennant, how cute and charismatic are you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If David Tennant is what you're looking for in Scottish men you're going to be sorely disappointed. It's more Mel Gibsons Braveheart than David Tennants Dr Who
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I ever move abroad I'll utter this to myself if I ever get homesick, you can't get more Brighton and British at the same time in 4 words.
Wellshitheregoes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:49:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucker took my pudding. Traumatized for years. Found out my mom ate it and lied.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your Mum is a Seagull?! O.o
Wellshitheregoes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yah, and she's been lying for years
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this your Mum?
Chappers27 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You don't seem to get cock seagulls in the north. Went to Scarborough. Gave a seagull one chip. He pissed off Went to Portsmouth. Seagull sharted on me
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got confused for a second I though you meant that the seagull pissed off to Portsmouth from Scarborough, was going to ask where you got those chips cause it sounds like they pack a punch.
Chappers27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fish pan all the way
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing I live in California. Worse we have to deal with is wayward bears.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had Bears in England.
Had
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's called gentrification
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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KnightShade_13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is it with the hate for this Brad guy?
Sloth_McPimpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah what an asshole!
GoodGuyJerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most British comment of the day
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:14:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I comment someone says that, I guess I'm just quintessentially British.
megatti ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:21:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most British comment of the day
Chicken_Bake ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:37:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Omg that's so Briddish! Ugh.
NotEsther ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever seen Cornish seagulls? They're the size of swans. One stole an entire Tesco chicken fajita wrap out of my friend's hand at the street party for the royal wedding.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just lost my shit at that.
Yes I've seen the seagulls in Cornwall and they are brutal, there are a lot more of them than in Brighton as well, you have to watch your back.
stormin5532 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well you went to taco bell. Of course you lost your shit.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:54:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awww dear sweet American cousin, there are no Taco Bells in Cornwall. He said Tesco which is our version of WalMart or something.
westham97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Walmart is our Asda. Tesco is like their 7/11 or something. I don't know. Americans don't have small shops, everything was a megastore when I went.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Erm I know there are Tescos Express but most Tescos are not small.
westham97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tesco Expresses are everywhere...
Robotgorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not in Brighton. We have maybe two and then a shit load of Sainsbury's and a couple of Morrison's/Co-ops.
westham97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I presume that Brighton is a bit more posh than Blackpool haha.
tonyhall666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The gull patrol are an evil bunch of bastards.
ExDeuce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched one shit on my mum when I was in Brighton, it was rather hilarious.
nbxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Better a black eye than blue balls.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't aware there was a choice at the time
Cockaroach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"GIVE US YER FUCKIN CHIPS MATE OR ILL FUCKIN STAB YER" flies off "FUCKIN CUNT..."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
U WOT M8?!
EDIT: relevant
Cockaroach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much. Thuggish seagulls terrorising Britain's seafronts...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel there's some slang here Im not getting
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cor Blimey Guvna youse yanks sure do speak funny loike
IAMA_SHREW_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/birdsbeingdicks
getsmoked4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The most british thing I've heard today
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people keep saying this to me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MINE?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, watch Yogscast
dannysmackdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I love all of earths creatures like gophers deerts, and the things that fly. But fuck seagulls. I got no time for those cocksuckers
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you flash your lights at it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, had a fish eye my snatch in Brighton then bagged me a black dick.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The most British thing I've read in a while
ThaCrane42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. A BAG of fish and chips? How does that work?
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen countless people become victim to the gulls of Brighton, I myself was trying to eat my lunch when a baby gull and some more senior seagulls started circling me. Honestly they act like a gang straight from The Warriors, except this gang is a protected species....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait ...Gulls are protected?
c1202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah I think they must be paying off the council or something
http://www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/content/environment/pest-control
Hopefully the link works as I'm posting from my mobile
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is insanity of the highest order. They don't even explain why they are protected. They've just become a nuisance
kiloagria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, live in Brighton. If you eat a sandwich on the streets you're done for
CommandoSpaceBastard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:10:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You guys have fish in snack bags over there?? 8D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's more like paper really, they used to use old newspapers but the ink got all over the fish and it wasn't great.
Like so: http://imgur.com/xHfwkWy
EDIT: those fish and chips look disgusting please don't think that's what we eat
COMICSAANS ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:13:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If crows show up then there's definitely going to be a murder
ZeppyFloyd ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:25:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. GullsGoneWild.
toxicgecko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
British seagulls are fucking mental.I live in fear of them dive bombing me for my chips.
Nacho_Cheesus_Christ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you run so far away?
Dark_messengeR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:10:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seagulls are like the mexican gangsters but of birds
adrian5b ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SKREIIIIIIG LEGENDS OF OUR MIGHT AND BRAVERY ARE MAKING THE MUDMEN TREMBLE TO THEIR CORE, IM PROUD OF YOU MY BRETHREN, REJOICE KRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW
cdc420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but fuck seagulls. I got no time for those cocksuckers.
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're shitbags.
Rem0nsterr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I ran, I ran so far away. I couldn't get away.
augustuen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, a friend of mine had a seagull try to drop a bomb on her in Scarborough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but no turkeys. turkeys don't exist in england.
SomebodyCallTheDocta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On next weeks episode of Gangland...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seagulls are cunts. No arguments.
NakedManRunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A toucan stole my sandwich once.
draconic86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody is ready for a Flock of Seagulls.
pikapikachoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes Flock of Seagulls come, then I ran, I ran so far away.
Adam9172 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's cool, I roll with the Corvids.
redrhyski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fookin Seagulls. Legends they are.
YMCAle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid my mum was driving me to school and in our garden path was a giant seagull eating a huge shank bone it had carried out of someone's bin. I thought we both might die that day.
brave_sir_fapsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Geese? Now you're fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOTimUbzWgk
vaud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Used to live in a beach town. Fuck seagulls. And the tourists who think it's a good idea to feed them.
Donnarhahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now we just need a murder of crows and we got a three way rumble!
MongrelMatty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Maaaate, mate, mate, mate, mate..."
poggymoose ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 14:05:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as bad as the Jitterbug Gang.
AnMatamaiticeoirRua ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:43:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of them.
REPLY_ABOUT_CASHEWS ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:50:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They hacked Google Ultron.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:03:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People really need to update their adobe readers
REPLY_ABOUT_CASHEWS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's almost like the IT guys are disabling the antiviruses so they can play Pokemon on emulators!
cucufag ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats how good they are.
KnowsPick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:13:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why they're the best.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:50:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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CrazyGrape ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But they hacked it. You really shouldn't use Google Ultron anymore.
Whatisthischeese ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never even heard of them!
BRITANY-IS-A-CUNT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:29:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what makes them the best.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:25:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, you need to use Google Ultron. You know, what NASA uses.
clockworkaon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:34:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Swing Heil!
WaGgoggles ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dude I loved west side story!
poggymoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're thinking of the Jets.
WaGgoggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the joke went over your head, the Jitterbug is a dance
KittyKat1986 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:49:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, they're very dangerous.
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:00:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only if they're from Liverpool.
Obese_Conqueror ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:07:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy Scousers
Skobra_the_Hutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You called?
justascouser1878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody looking for me?
JaegerFly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you never played Hatoful Boyfriend? Pigeons can be fucking murderous.
mudbutt20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And throw in a pigeon. Just for free.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A free pigeon
AMBsFather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good Pigeons dude where the fuck have you been living!
yourdrunkirishfriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coo wat, m8?
ne0trace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The goodfeathers.
chuckDontSurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the crows you have to worry about. Get enough of them together, and man, it's murder.
Icharus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got a feather hanging on the left side, yeah, thats the pigeon side
bigcow31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah i was with some friends in San Antonio and we were throwing bread for pigeons and three different gangs of pigeons were fighting to get food.
cosmicsans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Free pigeons.
imisscollege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And they're all struttin' about, bobbin their heads to that black rapper shit playin' on their headphones
IshJecka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, the GoodFeather does not like to be ruffled
Michael_Goodwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah they even make rap albums
ammannrya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoah, they're pigeons. FTFY ;)
ClassicLightbulbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and sometimes he feeds the sparrows too.
Oh_yes_I_did ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They ain't nothing to fuck with
Biracial_Facial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeon Gang http://i.imgur.com/nS7qJ2s.jpg
arghnard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
P-G-ONZ REPRESENT!
Toof ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:47:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're called Rock Doves, you racist fuck.
[deleted] ยท 785 points ยท Posted at 14:17:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For 6 months I lived in this rough area of London called Shadwell, the pigeons were in a full-on crips v bloods gang war. They had a look out system where they would all hang out on this one tower block and have two pigeons posted on either side, when they saw the other gang they would run back and get the boys.
They'd all meet up in the car park and have a fight it was pretty funny to watch, we started giving them names and back stories and we'd imagine they were having conversations and what they would be saying.
book_girl ยท 497 points ยท Posted at 16:37:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfeathers in real life.
Fenyx4 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm coo. Are you coo?
MorphingShadows ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:39:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"I bet they love beinโ a Goodfeather! No matter what happens, they stick together, like the Three Musketeers!"
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:22:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This should be a thing
book_girl ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:22:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Animated, it is from Animaniacs, and parodied Goodfellas, The Godfather, and other mafia stuff. The Goodfeathers - Bobby, Pesto, and Squint - hung out on a statue of Martin Scorsese and revered the Godpigeon.
If you've never seen Animaniacs, I highly recommend it.
450k_crackparty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:34:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure 99% of the cultural references in Animaniacs went over my head. Who was that show even meant for?
book_girl ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:38:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Theoretically for kids, but I suspect it was really for adults.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you are saying this is already a thing? I need to see this
450k_crackparty ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:41:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee2EzWdO-oo
vendetta2115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Frankie two-feathers.
stillnoteeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Based on the book Wisegulls.
sharterthanlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sparrows
bassinine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The God Feather.
thefonswithans ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The Godpigeon..."
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that is brilliant I wish I had thought of that, thanks for sharing that made me laugh so hard
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. The Docklands Light Railway. I come from Lewisham which is statistically the most dangerous area of England but I still think Shadwell was worse. East London is such a shit hole.
BIG_BANK_THEORY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some bits of Lewisham are quite nice
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:34:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely, Blackheath and Forest Hill are nice. I don't think Lewisham's that bad but I've lived here for years so I don't know if I notice it anymore.
SummerJam ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:19:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where there pigeon-gangleaders, where they bigger and more badass than the other gangstereons?
zthahn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is the book coming out? I want to know more.
bluemeep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were any of then named Squit, Pesto, or Bobby?
RK-no ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boxing gym is in Shadwell, lovely place.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that gym, good place. Shadwell is a shit hole though.
Another_rainy_day ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah good old Shadwell. My nan lived in the tower blocks and the pigeons used to use her balcony as a meeting point. And they bloody looked rough too with their damaged feet and diseased faces. She used to capture them with her bare hands and cook them for supper. I kid you not.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus no wonder they were rough, your Nan was killing them off
butwhatsmyname ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:39:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, Shadwell. The part of east London which looks like someone decided to tear it down but lost interest after a while. It's a special place.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the white people moved to Kent and Essex and now no one cares about it. I'm pretty sure I was the only white person in my entire block, I never got in any trouble though. The people all seem pretty nice, just a little distrustful of white people. Iceland is the only local supermarket which speaks volumes about the level of wealth in the area.
butwhatsmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, my ex lived there and she was one of the only white british people I saw there. It wasn't a bad thing, but you're right, the area felt really uncared-for, and I got the impression that the local people weren't used to conditions any better than that and had no idea that they could complain or ask for help getting dumped furniture removed etc.
I had friends who wouldn't go there, but I never really felt very threatened there - it was just families, making a living, getting by. There was the occasional running machete battle between the young guys but you could usually tell when that was going to happen and get off the street.
Still wouldn't go back though. Sorry London, you were just too expensive for the incredibly poor quality of life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard a guy get stabbed to death outside my window when I was trying to sleep, that was pretty haunting.
London is too expensive though, I don't understand how everyone can be so poor but the prices for everything are so high.
butwhatsmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's why I left, in the end. My ex and I couldn't afford to rent even a bedsit together within 2 hours of our workplaces. All we wanted was a kitchen, bedroom and bathroom to ourselves and somewhere to sit down. Just wasn't possible.
I moved to Scotland. I live alone in my own flat with a garden that's all mine now. I have yet to see anyone with a machete or samurai sword here while I go about my daily life.
I have no idea how London survives. I mean, it's not that great there, and the poorer you are, the harsher the quality of life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to return to the mother-land but there just aren't the same opportunities in my line of work. I work in finance and London really is the place to be for that.
I'm just about to move into a 2 bedroom house with a friend but the rent is going to be crippling and essentially we have made the decision to be completely broke in order to have a half decent house. It's not even big it has an open plan kitchen / front room
When my parents moved to Leicester in 2008 they were paying the same rent for a house that I was paying on my tiny flat in London. They had a garden, a jacuzzi, two massive bedrooms and a massive front room. I can't believe that money can get you so far out of London
butwhatsmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I work for one of the big 4 these days - I'm just a PA, but I earn enough to live in my own 2 bed flat in Edinburgh with a little garden and nice quiet neighbours. This is still the second most expensive city in the UK, but I can have all that for ยฃ550 a month (which used to buy me a cramped "double room" in a house shared with 5 strangers)
Financial Services in Scotland is in pretty good shape, all things considered. Obviously it depends on what you do and - more to the point - what you want, but the Senior Associates here are all busy buying their first houses and enjoying nice holidays in a manner that I cannot imagine that their similarly paid London counterparts are managing.
I'd much rather be a PA here - I leave at 17:30 and I don't have to even think about work until I get back into the office at 09:00 the next day - than do something twice as well-paid in London for half the quality of life. No contest anymore.
I hope it gets better for you, dude. And I hope that the competition in finance there eases in the coming years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've just convinced me, I'm getting out of here. I'm going to touch up my CV and start sending it out tonight. I'm so tired of London I've been here 24 years and it just get worse every day. Thanks for the chat!
butwhatsmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously?
If so, that's awesome. I Lived in London from the age of 18 to 26 and in that time I lived pretty much on the breadline throughout. I never saved any money, never went on a holiday that didn't spend months being chipped off my credit cards.
And for what? Ok, the jobs are better paid, but not enough to cover the expense of living there and the competition is far more fierce. Amazing clubbing and music scene if you can afford it, but I'm too old to be spending any more of my life on the night bus and too poor for a ยฃ50 taxi ride home. Museums and galleires... that can be visited at any time. Restaurants and bars? Architecture? Which cities don't have those? But you can't drive around the city and stay sane, you can't commute without feeling your soul die daily and you can't live in anything like a 'normal' sort of a fashion unless you have a dreadful amount of money.
I'm 31 now and London has long ago lost its charms for me. It is the only place I've ever known where it's fully possible to be working full time in a decent job well above the national average salary and still have a comparatively dreadful quality of life.
If there is nothing really tying you there, come away. Come back north, life is so much sweeter here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I've always wanted to move to Scotland, my whole family is from there and I'm first generation English, I hate this city and everything in it so I figure going home might help.
I had the chance to move out with my parents and I decided to stay, I was stupid and now I'm paying for it. I can't take having a well paid financial job and being completely broke. I'm considered a success and at the same time I have debt collectors chasing me and knocking on my door. This is what London life has become.
I am genuinely going home to touch up my CV and do some research into moving to Scotland and some jobs there. Do you mind if I PM you in a couple weeks to pick your brains a bit about the move?
butwhatsmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please do :-)
FriendFoundAccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mah pigeon!
TheRhythmTheRebel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
London pigeon wars by Patrick neate is the book for you!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's changed since then, it used to be where all the poor white people lived until they moved to the suburbs. Now it is where all the poor Asian (majority Muslim) people live. It's still just as bad, I once heard a guy get stabbed to death outside my window which was horrible. I only live on the 1st floor so I was essentially within touching distance. Not nice
Kittycatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I miss having an imagination :(
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a cure for that, it's called marijuana and good friends
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shadwell sounds like a really tough neighborhood.
reginalduk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shadwell is pretty dodgy...or at least it was 15 years ago, I'm assuming its like the rest of the east end now, all art galleries and Nathan barleys.
Wandering-Nomad ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. It's full of Muslims.
reginalduk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are they hipsters ironically being Muslims, or actual Muslims? You never know in E1.
Ssilversmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would have been the most hilarious thing on youtube. Voice work provided by Morgan Freeman, Seth McFarlen, Snoop Dog, Gilbert Gottfried, Keith David, and Nolan North.
KRSFive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm having a hard time telling if you mean the bird when you say pigeon, or if thats some sort of British slang for a gangbanger.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's cool that we hired hawks to kill all the pidgeons
BabyChalupaBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you are fun at parties. That's not sarcasm either, I bet you are a blast.
SneakyHobbitses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hatoful Boyfriend?
Finleigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn, I want this to be a story I could whip out at a bar.
It's the little things, man.
redheadedalex ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:58:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I misread as "crisps vs blood" and it was funnier cause you're British
Wandering-Nomad ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shadwell is a terrible place. Sorry that you had to live there.
imoanlehcar ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 13:43:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, I've seen some pretty well organised groups of pheasants recently. I'd watch your back if I was you...
RayBoogs ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 13:48:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, Pheasants are solo. Waiting for the last second to jump right in front of your car making you slam on your brakes. Then they look at you like "What, mate? I'm just crossing the road! Slow down!". WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALLOW AMPLE TIME YOU BLOODY GIT!
pingpongtiddley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend did a year in ecological conservation somewhere in the sticks in England. She once saw a pheasant going full on at it with the pancaked remains of another pheasant. Them birds ain't fussy
SkipsH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pheasant is delicious. Why do you break? I mean technically it's illegal to pick up something you ran over yourself as roadkill. But that's what the friend in the car behind you is for.
Terminutter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always found that funny. I mean you could have tag team deathsquads going around, each one picking up the others kills.
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I brake cause I like my car.
LongHorsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I personally like the aftermarket upgrade of blood, feathers and if you're lucky, fur.
El_Richos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seagulls, pheasants, they're small fry, minor gameplayers, It's the bloody crows you need to worry about. They're smart...and organised.
TheCabbitTori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god are they ever organized. It's not smart to piss off crows.
They can recognize your face and will tell all their buddies all about you. Then you're fucked.
El_Richos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly! The fear is real.
TheCabbitTori ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever watch that video where the crow was trying to distract a woman by untying her shoes so it could steal the mini frying pan when she put it down to tie her shoe again?
El_Richos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. Yes I did. They also drop nuts onto a pedesrian crossing, so the cars can crack them, and only go and collect their precious nuts when the lights are red.
TheCabbitTori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow, that's the first time I've heard about 'em doing that, but I believe it.
DafuqsThis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:19:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was doing the rounds on Facebook around the Manchester area, but it was the opposite. Flashing your lights to someone who had no lights on, then they would follow and beat/kill you.
PapaBradford ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have heard of this, but specifically The Bloods initiation. A good friend of mine sent me that in a chain-text, which was unlike him, and when I called bullshit he said it happened to someone he knew.
FYI, the initiation for The Bloods is called a 31, where initiates get their asses beat like crazy for 31 seconds without crying, asking to stop, etc.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:02:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but you have hooligans and they knock over rubbish bins.
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Shaftsburyyyy! They'll turn into Ruffians!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oooh I would not want to be a rubbish bin in Shaftsburyyy!
peachgin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's magpies where I live. Fucking vicious. They were ganging up on a fox the other night.
I'd only read about the legend from this snopes page though.
pingpongtiddley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a gang here in Tooting called the Fudge Town Boys, who sell a lot of crack and heroin. I can't help but not be scared of what sounds like a flamboyant drug dealing gang dressed to the nines and sprinkling crack in their wake.
spunkymynci ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:56:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A mate of mine was in court years ago in the Lake District over a motoring offence.
As we were waiting to go in, we spotted graffiti'd into one of the benches "The Ulverston Out To Lunch Bunch"
Me and my mates, coming from Liverpool as did, debated upon on how long the Out To Lunch Bunch might last walking down Granby Street in Toxteth. About 15 seconds was my guess.
Pete_the_rawdog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The GoodFeathers!
jdallen1222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfeathers.
Captainobvvious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check out Bill Hick's bit about hooligans and English crime vs. American crime.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6hMFZ-gx0
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was too accurate. Brilliant!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude these gangs have fly-bys. A kid at my primary school was the target of one of them. He was out eating his lunch on the school field when a group of pigeons was spotted overhead. The sirens sounded and everyone ran for cover under the bicycle shelter or if you could make it the main school building. Kids ran around in panic as the pigeons flew over. The fired their poop down to the playground. Hitting numerous kids causing them to collapse to the floor with humiliation. On the floor they rolled around for a bit before their breathing stopped.
The dinner ladies rushed out after the attack and attempted to revive some of the dead children. They issued thousands of plasters that day and even more wet wipe. But it was a massacre. We were not prepared for their pooping-power. Many of the kids did later recover when revived with an ice cream.
I lost many playground friends that day.
ihateeveryoneonthisp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be more scared of pigeon than gang members. At least a gang member would shoot me, a pigeon would peck my eyes out and leave me to bleed to death. No thanks!
fabricates_facts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And even then, the pigeons are too young to be able to drive.
BigWil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not sure if you mean literal pigeons or if that's another strange British term...
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Literal pigeons
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im not sure this is a hundred percent accurate since im from England too and haven't heard much of it, but I think it goes "You're driving along the road at night when you see a car with no lights on, you try to warn them by flashing your lights but thats the signal the people in the car are looking for, they then make it their goal to catch you so one of the members can kill/rape you as part of their initiation".
westish13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure there's a pigeon mafia in my back garden.
ptwonline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've never heard of it because all the victims are dead!
Bromleyisms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was a big deal in Miami during the 80's. I think only like 5 people died, but it was a thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out the movie Death Sentence with Kevin Bacon.. it's about this exact urban legend. Pretty good movie too.
pressdownhard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What? This happens all the time in east anglia
dustykhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure... They have a tractor club in my local pub and everybody knows farmers have more guns then Gangsters!
ClosedRhombus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I heard: As an initiation act, noobs are to ride around with their lights off. When a polite driver sharing the road flashes their lights to say "Turn your headlights on." they are then followed and murdered. Gang application complete.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a movie with this called Urban Legend.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Legend_(film)
The main killer would kill the victims in manners that fit particular urban legends. One of which was killing anyone who flashed their lights.
Nixxxy279 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
London suburb and I hear this every year or two
Thenightmancumeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nigeons*
jamesdakrn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I spent some time at Oxford- they told me that going out late at night can be "dangerous." Call me a racist, but a bunch of ginger kids trying to act tough doesn't scare me at all. Sorry white people, y'all are not that scary
M_is_for_Mancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look something like these guys?
Mikey1ee7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, they do these initiations in city areas typically, especially in London.
0l01o1ol0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
u prurururururu wot prururururururu m8? u prururururu wanna 'ave prururrururu a go at 't? I'll prururrurururu take all yer bred prrurururururu, I swears on me mum pururruururu
thetunasalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In most big cities in the U.S its true man. It became a common knowledge, you do not flashing incoming cars. Next thing you know gun shots go off. Learnt this when I visit Houston the first time.
MirandaRenee1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But...but..Green Street Hooligans?
Yaba-Daba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was making the TV news a lot back in the early 90s, for a couple weeks. I can't recall if it was in LA, California (where lots of gang activity occurs) or in Washington DC (where I lived at the time). But at the office everyone was going around warning everyone not to flash people who didn't have their headlights on, because it was "some crazy gang initiation where they had to shoot someone for flashing their headlights at them."
After about 2 or 3 weeks some law enforcement went on TV to proclaim it was a hoax and stop talking about it. So it just. Sort of. Went away. Ah, the days before Internet. So quaint.
starlinguk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeons? That's a bit urban, innit? Not pheasants? Grouse?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All wearing Burberry.
JedLeland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What, no hooligans?
The_Messiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to live in the English sticks, and even I heard this one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is an urban legend, people overheard some pigeons in a bar saying: "Coup, coup".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Better than murders.
mikeydel307 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or a gaggle of geese...
WildVariety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Live in south east england. This story has been doing the rounds on facebook lately
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or 4 lions.
Gawdzillers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
pirrrr
Kurayamino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got the image of some kid decked out in burberry check going "I'm the only chav in the village!"
Twitch043 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Throw in a Pigeon gang just for free.
DangerouslyCaucasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Free pigeon?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've never heard of Manchester gangs? It was rife for decades, I think it's died down recently. But a gang leader was shot in the head while he was in his car stopped at traffic lights. It's not as gang free here as you think. And London.. lets not get started on London.
I don't know much about rest of England gangs.
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't live near any remotely big cities. So nope, fortunately I don't know about the gangs!
no1skaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depends. The MCs are active out in the countryside.
pandemic1444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They'll wet your whole car up, yo.
madcatlady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the Rotary club/ Womens Institute tea party committee...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i also live in the sticks in england, and a double flash is an invite for doggers, no?
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah thats what I thought. But thats only when you're parked.. Right?
cbassm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you happen upon a gang of pigeons, look out for the one with the gammey leg. He'll peck your eyes out if you give him the chance- flashed hi-beams or not.
Lebrooklynderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
u w0t m8
following_eyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rats of the skies.
turbosexophonicdlite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know James Van Riemsdyk moved to England.
RayBoogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I 100% get this reference...
turbosexophonicdlite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously or sarcastic?
RayBoogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:05:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sarcastic. I know he's a Hockey player, thats it.
turbosexophonicdlite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:55:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://vine.co/v/hLZLe6q99bL
28 in orange (Claude Giroux) is a former teammate of James Van Riemsdyk.
Pigeon is a term for a hockey player that scores all their goals from the skill of their team mates. They get "garbage goals". Just like how a pigeon eats garbage.
RayBoogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhh, so like a poacher in Football (Soccer).
turbosexophonicdlite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. I knew there was a soccer equivalent but I wasn't sure what it was called.
bigtuck54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard of this actually happening in my area, and I've seen enough cars driving down the road with their lights off to believe it. People tend to flash their lights at cars that have their lights off to let them know, and some of those cars may follow you home and kill you. I've only ever heard it from MS13 though.
CuntLovingWhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's a urban legend and not true.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you wait long enough for three or more crows to show up, then you'll have your murder.
DrummerBoy2999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well in Canada you have to worry about the compliment gangs, then you know your in for it. "shudders"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I find this comment very offensive, as a Piegon, I think you Cis-white humans should check your privilege. Just because you were born a human you think you can do whatever you want. I feel violated. I will be contacting my lawyer and you will be brought to justice for otherkin discrimination.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pigeon gangs are nothing man. It's the fucking swans you have to watch for.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't fuck with the pigeon gang http://i.imgur.com/IbHV5SE.jpg
notraccoons ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Count your blessings that you live in a black free zone. Living around those monsters is horrifying.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't got a lot of blacks and hispanics near you, you're good
_Sephiroth_ ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 13:49:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It goes around Facebook every so often, it would be a scary thing if true.
I have not read it for a few months mind =o
shakewell ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 14:01:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ha, facebook, i remember the local news station covering it back in the 90s. i guess it's been around a while
Capatown ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 14:18:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually in the movie Urban Legend
_Sephiroth_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither of these things I knew, finally something on reddit which makes me feel young(ish)!
Capatown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 26 and feeling old sometimes on Reddit haha
FantasticMisterSocks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't be surprised if the law made up this rumor to discourage people from warning about speed traps
feralcatromance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was also done in the movie Urban Legend.... which was made in the 90s.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Along with the LSD-laced temp tats of (insert currently popular kids' show here).
Dream4eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure it was in dawsons creek one time.
shakewell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wow that's a long time ago... think I was in middle school when all the girls were into that show
dinnerordie17 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:40:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Facebooks got like an obsession with bullshit gang initiation warnings.
ns_dev ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
DasMatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about other places, but in the northern Virginia/DC area, gangs actually did target people who did that. Was quite a few years ago though.
Inabsentiaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, I was warned on Facebook to not talk to children crying alone on the sidewalk. Apparently they'll lead you to a gang member who will murder you or something...
I understand the motives of the trolls coming up with this shit, but can't fathom how anybody could think there's an ounce of truth to this shit and actually think they're passing on valuable advice to their friends by sharing it...
RedBeardofDoom ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:33:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can read about it on Snopes, think it was debunked.
N8CCRG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see why it would be scary. Imagine you see a car, at night, on the opposite side of the highway. I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts you wouldn't be able to u-turn and find them to track them down.
OhAces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember it as a chain letter email from the 90's
ThePandarantula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That seems like a way to get people to stop doing it. When I was younger, my parents always taught me to flash my high beams if there was some kind of distress ahead for the person going the other way or if their high beams were on. We used to do it for animals and cops. Cops hate this (not sure the legality, either), so I imagine they might want to find a way to have people stop doing this.
SephirothRebirth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi
sndzag1 ยท 777 points ยท Posted at 14:42:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
For those wondering, it's a story about someone who flashed their highbeams at a car, and the car was full of gang members. They were then followed and murdered, because apparently gangs hate highbeams.
Like most urban legends, logic is not its strong point.
edit: Yes, I was making a joke about hating highbeams. It was a gang initiation ritual or something.
[deleted] ยท 536 points ยท Posted at 15:16:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:17:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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abenton ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So basically your news kept the urban legend going.
takes22tango ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember this! I didn't start driving til about '06, but every time I'm driving at night and see someone without their headlights on it makes me think twice about flashing them... I usually do anyways. But the thought is always there.
yourmansconnect ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:47:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They still do it out in Compton
Myrdok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I lived in Houston at the time. I, too, remember this being a 'big deal' on the news/schools/etc.
Ragnar09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bunch of pussys if they can't just choose a rival gang to attack instead.
Tokkay ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:28:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But why did they want to kill someone just at random?
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 15:31:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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RIASP ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:21:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would be funny if they tried to do that to an off duty serial killer.
[deleted] ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 18:33:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:46:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey, how was work?"
"I got three clients today! They were really nice, too."
Holla-back-at-cha ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:13:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would make for a good short movie. A woman thinks her husband is a lawyer or some shit, but he's actually a serial killer that steals his victims money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that it's physically impossible that this hasn't already been done, but I can't think of any actual examples.
Holla-back-at-cha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't find anything with google. All I get are "top 10 serial killer movies" or "Believe it or not, serial killers live normal lives!"
FUCKLORD_SKYPUNCH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got your dog, mister!"
"FUCK OFF I'M OFF THE CLOCK!"
willclerkforfood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone needs to make time for hobbies.
maliciousorstupid ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure it is... they wear blue uniforms and silly hats.
(just kidding, cops of reddit)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Appropriate username.
Tokkay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got it. Thanks.
echoplex21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh this reminds me of the "Dancing with the Devil" song.
YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is pretty damn stupid considering most people flash their lights to signal that there's a cop up ahead.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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froggy_style ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:35:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot to mention they drive with their lights off, people don't just go around flashing their high beams at people for no reason. Except during spring break.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It might be because you have to be "ballsy" to signal a person to turn down their beams
Koryoshi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My step father used to be in a gang in Southern California and he told me stories about how they would actually drive with their lights completely off and when somebody would flash to notify them they turned and shot. They used to also do drive by's on bars and just shoot whoever they could. That's why I always smoke out back.
mrprezident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But I've already written out my responses. Who gonna pay for these now???
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that in parts of Mexico cars will just sit at green lights and of you honk them to tell them to go a cartel will come out and shoot you. If you don't and let the light go back to red they'll give you money
bluntgum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would they want to give you money for holding up traffic?
N8CCRG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:16:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which still doesn't make any sense. Imagine you see a car, at night, on the opposite side of the highway. I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts you wouldn't be able to u-turn and find them to track them down.
sparrowmint ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:27:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand. Do they not have regular two lane roads where you live?
yourpotatoisshowing ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah, it's part of their "initiation" process. They would have to drive around without their headlights on, and then chase down and murder every single person in the vehicle that flashed their brights at them.
Edit: I just thought of another thing that people do that's kind of related to this. When you're at a gas station, or just stopped somewhere, there's been apparently reported accounts of people getting in the back seats of vehicles without the driver knowing then taking them hostage once they get driving. My dad actually has a pretty good solution for this. You start driving as fast as you can (make sure you have your seat belt on) and two things can happen: one, is that you'll get pulled over and the police officer will notice something is wrong, and two, is that the person in your backseat isn't going to be wearing a seat belt so if you stop quickly while going at a fast speed, they'll fly through the windshield.
cam123xl ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In San Antonio, some gang members have to kill someone before they are fully initiated into the gang, so then when they are on the road, they purposefully keep their headlights off so that the first person to let them know by blinking their own headlights , gets followed home and murdered.
sndzag1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:06:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I was joking about the "hating highbeams" thing.
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sndzag1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:18:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for acknowledging my facetiousness.
RedWhiteAndJew ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:47:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thatsthejoke.jpg
sheenaloo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:44:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's a gang initiation, the new member of the gang drives around with his headlights off, waits for someone to flash him & then runs them off the road.
tilled ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:13:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
try not to get so upset
Skibxskatic ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
they drive without headlights on. you high beam them to warn them that theirs are off and boom, you've become their target.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:35:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's dumb. It's supposed to be a signal for a cop lying in wait.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:09:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
That's why I'm convinced the police kind of fed the whole thing. I remember having DARE officers tell us about the gang thing in elementary school.
They wanted people to stop warning each other about speed traps, so they came up with a bogus story that would scare people into no longer flashing their lights.
I don't necessarily think it was this grand conspiracy, just an easy thing to do when the opportunity came along.
sndzag1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:42:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or it means your high beams are on and someone is asking you to stop blinding them. But yeah, the idea is that gangs are so crazy their initiation rituals are based on random acts of violence.
N8CCRG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For those who are afraid of this, try using a little logic on your own. Next time you're driving and see a car with its brights on, consider doing a u-turn and trying to track it down. Not really plausible, especially at night.
sndzag1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's presumed that this was in a fairly desolate part of a city or town and they flipped a uturn right then and there. It'd be easy...
logan5_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My coworkers are giving me weird looks. I burst out laughing at the idea of a gang getting all pissed off because of high beams
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:14:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like most gang members, logic is not its strong point.
Thereminz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's supposedly so you would kill a "good Samaritan"
Someone who would snitch or call the cops or do something "good"
With the logic that the more of them you kill the easier it will be to do gang stuff
theslowwonder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gang initiation is one of those things where people will forget logic and believe it; like Satanic rituals.
Anaract ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that they hate highbeams, the story is that for the final initiation for some gang members, they have to drive around at night with their high beams on and kill the first person who flashes them
maxelrod ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:48:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to my friend's dad, who was a paramedic in Chicago in the 70s and 80s, this was actually used as a gang initiation. It wasn't an urban legend, it actually happens, or at least used to happen, and he's been a responder on the scene of those crimes.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Staphylococcus0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And when they try you grab your 12 gauge and fire off 2 blasts in the air to scare them away.
Thanks Joe Biden!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I heard was that it was a form of gang initiation - drive by with their high beams on and kill the first person to flash their brights at them.
Still sounds like bullshit either way.
tmation ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:33:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Pennsylvania and took a drivers education class a few years ago, and they actually told us this. They mentioned that if we were in the city driving to never flash your beams at anyone for this exact reason.
BoezPhilly ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:40:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guaranteed that was taught by some suburbanite scared to death by mere mention of the city.
ubrokemyphone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. That's not gonna happen to you in Philly.
the_mole_thief ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:14:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just took Driver's Ed in April and our teacher told us the same thing.
Sovietrussia92 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:33:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry everybody, this was proven to be a load of bull.
silverballer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:11:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snopes claims there's really not much support for that actually being a thing, so you may be safe in that regard; but it won't save you from the throat slicing shower midgets.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:45:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had something like this happen but it wasn't a gang. Coming home at 3 am after working two shifts, on a long straight deserted country road except for an on coming car. I can of course see him for about three miles coming with his brights on, so I put mine on. I get closer and turn mine off but he keeps his on so I turn mine back on, fuck you asshole. As we pass I see a white car with spot lights in both A pillars, I think ah fuck I've been messin with a cop, sure enough he turns around and starts following me with his brights on of course. But he never lights me up so I figure I'm not leading this guy to my driveway, so I pull into the driveway of an old farm house I know is empty. At the top of the drive is a turn around so I quickly swing around so I'm pointing back down the driveway, by this time the car is half way up the drive and I can see there are three people in the car, two in front one in back. I had my Glock 30 with me with two ten round mags, the pistol had one in the pipe so I had eleven rounds in the gun, this was back when I was shooting in a lot of matches and burning up probably three hundred rounds a week in practice. The drivers door opens and a skinny white guy gets out and almost falls down drunk off his ass, the passenger side doors open and two guys get out and both have baseball bats. I figured it was time for me to get out because they apparently were armed only with the bats, so I get out, pull the pistol and say in a loud voice drop the fucking bats or I will shoot you all, the lead guy with a bat laughs and says, you aint gonna shoot nobody, so I pulled my sight off his chest and popped one off into the grass just to his side. They all sobered up quite a bit, the tough guy says again, yeah you'll shoot into the ground but you aint gonna shoot nobody. I said, wrong bro, I will kill all three of you police up my brass and leave and no one will ever know what happened here except there are three triple tapped dead guys, it's your choice get in the car and leave or die, and just to be clear you'll be first. They mulled it over a bit and got back in the car and left. That's when I started shaking, I could barely reholster the pistol and I almost puked, while we were having our discussion everything was crystal clear, the crickets, the little frogs in the ditch by the road, the sounds of boots on gravel absolutely crystal clear. I didn't sleep a wink that night just replaying the whole thing over and over in my head, the next day was Saturday and I was pretty fucked up from no sleep and the fucking reruns in my head, about noon I remembered I had some Lortab 10/325s left from knee surgery, so popped two and laid down and the next thing I knew it was Sunday morning. I guess the moral of the story is, the only thing there is to be afraid of out there in the dark is us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I said.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:56:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...I've never heard of this
xgloryfades ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:35:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I heard is this:
Someone who wants to join a gang drives at night with their lights off and kills the first car to flash their highbeams at them.
mbrady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You killed the car http://i.imgur.com/bI0KY5J.jpg
Walter_Crunkite_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC the gist is that some gangs, to initiate new members, have them drive around with their high beams on and they have to kill the first person to flash their lights.
Crowmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucked up
avaliax ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:16:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Out of curiosity, where did you hear this?
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GrammarBeImportant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try taking a shower then...?
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Aurailious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D:
GrammarBeImportant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:19:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not that part. And seeing as I use use practically scalding water to shower it so would be much of an issue to me.
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GrammarBeImportant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It could save your life someday.
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GrammarBeImportant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I do know, it's just that particular one never freaked me out, because it never has cause to freak me out.
gibsonsg87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's saying if it were true, the water would just burn the spiders to death.
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gibsonsg87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Irony
TheBraveSirRobin ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:58:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This dates back to the early 80's. Snopes link
blore40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not FB for sure. Wife does enough FB for both of us. This was in the news a few years ago.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not OP, but I live in a pretty urban area and personally I heard of this shit on the news after it happened to a bunch of people. Police were warning against flashing your brights for quite a while.
Bertoswavez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a Spanish teacher tell me this in high school. She said it happened to the governor of California's daughter in the 90's. I assumed it was bullshit so I never looked it up.
GGAllinsMicroPenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They reported it on local evening news channels in here in the SF Bay back in the day. I'm sure it was in other major markets. In no way was it editorialized to drum up fear in the populace. Nope.
willmiller82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remeber seeing it in the movie "Urban Legends" from back in the 90's. The movie was horrible but it revolved around a serial killer killing people in differnt Urban legend scenarios
Broken_Orange ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God forbid you hit a bump in the road
Kingmatt227 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:33:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Proven to be false
CamOfGallifrey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp
Snopes says it isn't true though, and most gang initiations involve going after something more specific with mistaken identities of opposing gang members being the biggest issue.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Context? I'm worried about flashing my beams now
milkomeda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Urban legend (hence the title of the thread), go ahead and try to find one recorded incident of this ever happening. Flash your beams in peace! Also, snopes http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/pullover.asp
ReadsSmallTextWrong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing I'd be in my car and not wandering around the streets. I could go out in a shootout car chase... There are worse ways to die!
desolatemindspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin rights.
That .45 under my seat isn't just because. Lol
LordGunther ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My drivers ed teacher told a group of 30 high school freshmen about this. Asshole.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like something that starts as a myth, then gangs see it and think "Hey that's a good idea."
nzwasp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad that hi-beam car will be dead after they hit that deer in the middle of the road behind me.
I tried to warn them but the meaning was lost...
NumbReflex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Baltimore and this happens infrequently. It's for cars driving with their lights off though. It probably became a real thing because of the urban legend
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For this reason, I don't flash anyone with headlights off.
roland23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually heard that this is a rumor police spread to stop drivers from flashing their high beams in an attempt to warm others about speed traps. No idea how valid it is though.
giga_dong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to see the look on the "gang members" faces when a larger gun is fired back at them.
2dubs1bro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It does...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always like to think this one was made up by some police force who couldn't ticket enough people due to high beam warnings.
millertimebaby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Springfield Ma; Halloween is gang initiation night... Don't fucking do it man.
DrDOS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fortunately false but seems so plausible :/
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp
carbonated_turtle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You may sleep easier at night knowing this was a hoax.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/flash-lights-hoax.shtml
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this intentionally so I can shoot back.
ckillgannon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 27 years old, finishing a Master's degree, and I'm still terrified to flash my lights at cars with no headlights on. I know it's an urban legend, but what if?!
RnRaintnoisepolution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That urban legend has been around pretty much since cars have had headlights, it's fake, if that makes you feel any better.
lilpin13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the 1996, when I was learning how to drive, I was told not to flash my head lights at night to any car driving without their lights on. The rumor was that it was part of a gang initiation to fire their handgun at the car flashing their head lights. I live near the Bay Area so gangs are around but I never heard or read about this situation actually taking place... although, I've also never put any effort to look for the validation of those rumors.
_PM_me_your_dreams_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always heard it was flashing your headlights at people who don't have their headlights on. Now instead of a friendly headlight flash, I just scream "YOUR HEADLIGHTS!" at cars that don't turn them on at night. It's less effective, but at least I shouldn't get murdered.
Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh yeah, I heard about these fuckers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always heard that it's flashing your lights at cars with their lights off.
16semesters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Similarly I've seen on facebook warnings of "gang initiation weekend".
Jesus christ, they are not a southern sorority, they don't have scheduled initiation dates.
Witness_My_Greatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! The jokes on them, I always keep my brights on.
btvsrcks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But, you are in a car, so you can just drive away. Don't be scared.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The entire thing was made up by the police, IMO, to prevent people from warning others about speed traps.
I mean, for decades flashing your headlights meant "Watch out, there's cops back there. Stop speeding/swerving/whatever."
Then suddenly cops are telling people it's gang related? Too much of a coincidence imo.
Delta2800 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snopes says that story is fake
ABTYF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was always told it was flashing your lights at cars driving at night with no lights on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just an urban legend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like one of those people that gets news from Facebook now... I always thought that this was an actual thing. Is the thing about gang members randomly slashing people on subways/buses with box cutters a real thing? I could've sworn I actually heard that one on the news a few years ago.
jimjam1022 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As an Indian flashing hi-beam at oncoming vehicles is the norm here; I wouldn't last a day wherever this is serious.
Syncopayshun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll do this more often, then. Been itching to see how quick I can get into my new pattern locked in-console pistol safe.
hyperformer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snopes says it's fake
cdc194 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was cars with their headlights completely off?
wizard_of_0z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well then I'm fucked.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fake as hell.
lemonchicken91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that was the biggest bullshit one there was
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still do this, only because my MINI can out run any of there cars.
blore40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like your Mini? It has so-so ratings but looks like one sweet ride.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love it. It is the best car I've owned. I may be a bit biased though. I've wanted a MINI for 11 years now and it's my dream car. But the company is super dedicated to their motorers (customers) and give back a lot.
blore40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been wanting once since Jason Bourne drove it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now I don't have an original Mini but they do look sexy as hell. My pride and joy is on the left.
scoobydrew0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alot of people are saying they havn't heard of this. At one point there was a gang in Cleveland that went something like this. But you drove on the wrong side of a two way road with your headlights off. That was there initiation. I want to say it was early to mid 80s.
racheal1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my sister told me this when i was 7 or 8... i really beleived it so that when I was 13 I almost had a heart attack when my friends mom flashed her headlights at another car
Leroytirebiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my boyfriend grew up just a bit north of Compton and swears this is true. I believe him more than I believe the internet.
amedeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was the first urban legend in a book of them I read as a kid. It said a woman was driving down the road, and another driver had their headlights off. She flicked her lights at the car to let them know. Time goes by and that same car pulls up beside her at a light, headlines on this time. They wind down their window and signal her to wind down hers. Assuming that they want to thank her, she winds hers down, and boom - they pop her.
I'm still wary of that shit, now, whether it happens or not.
JockCousteau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wiki page. I can imagine having an urban legend faxed to me might make it lose some effect.
Uncle_Creepy123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, here that is to warn people that police are ahead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm driving down a lonely road and see a car headed in my direction, I always quickly flash my headlights three times for no reason. I just like to think that maybe I messed with the other driver's head a little bit.
Steve_Dankerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES! This scares the shit out of me! And as much as I want to flash back because they're being dicks, I choose to just deal with it just in case something like that were to happen. Because of something like, after you flash your lights at them, they turn around with their lights now off, follow you then attempt to kill you. But of course, people could have just forgotten to turn their hi beams down but either way... "Gator don't play that shit!"
ZazMan117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So... We all watched Beyond Belief?
cyberhorror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it also means that there is a speed trap up ahead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My grandpa told me this when I was about eight. Not entirely sure what his reasoning for telling a kid half the legal age to even operate a vehicle aside from scaring the shit out of me.
IshJecka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I were pulled over just after leaving a late night restaurant about two in the morning for driving a short distance down a well lit Boulevard with the lights off. We legitimately didn't realize they were off. The cops called over mega phone for us to exit the vehicle. We were patted down and had 6 or 7 cop cars for 5 people. They eventually let us go because we were only out to celebrate our friend leaning to the military.
Cops take that legend very seriously, so maybe there's some truth to it.
imaginary_friend10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I refuse to flash my lights at anybody because of this story.
Random_Link_Roulette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp
It happened once or twice maybe but it was not an epidemic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother told me about this once and I've always been terrified since. Plus in the city I live in, some reports were released about people being shot at from a car while driving on the highway. Now every time someone starts to pass me really slowly I have a silent freakout.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I thought this was real. This is actually news to me.
fightthapower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, it's not true: http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp
greylyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought this was an urban legend and then I moved to LA and someone told me it's actually a gang thing here, so I stopped doing it...
edgeofthedesert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know someone who got murdered because of this in oakland. It was his birthday too, he had just turned 22 and graduated college.
UltraMater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you come to South Texas, particularly the city of Brownsville, that's not just an urban legend, it has happened before
NakedManRunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it's if the lights are off.
MrFalconGarcia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't an urban legend. It happened to my ex's friend.
glass_hedgehog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always heard it was flashing your head lights at vehicles with no lights on at night.
heshotcyrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. If someone has their lights off at night, they're absolutely going to murder me if I try to tell them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My father warned me, when I first started driving, to not flash my lights at people.
He said that flashing your lights at someone makes you a target, and then they follow you at a good distance until you get to your destination, then they kill you. As you said, it was all Gang-Initiation. It scared me to death for the first few months of driving.
HaqpaH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard of this. It simply isn't worth the risk for the few seconds you have to look into oncoming hi-beams so I just deal with it
CommanderDerpington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fucking crows....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So relevant to me, I don't even drive and whenever I see someone with either high beams or no lights on(as you are expected to tell them they don't have their lights by flashing yours) I just kinda sink into myself and hope whoever's driving me is as uneasy as I am and doesn't flash their lights.
hoodoo-operator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Real life gang initiations generally consist of pushing you down and kicking your for 30 seconds; then you're part of the gang. It's called "beating in." The whole "kill a random person" thing was made up by scared suburbanites in the 80s.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in a big city, and my commute is through a pretty bad area (Harlem and Fordham), and some of my friends live in one (Bedford-Stuyvesant). I am not really scared of much, seeing as I'm six foot one and have really broad frame (although I'm the biggest pussy on the planet lmao), and I've just gotten used to it, but the only thing that still scares me is initiations.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, I'd like to murder people who flash their hi-beams hi-beams at me anyways. A quick on-off is fine, but people who leave them on just to spite me are idiots. "Hey, this guy is blinding me with his hi-beams! I'll blind him right back, because the only thing better than one blind person on the road is TWO blind people on the road!" I just really want to follow some of these people and demand them to explain their reasoning to me.
SuperiorAmerican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am not even joking, it is real, it happened to my sister. Swear to god, story if you want it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yes. I came here to say this. It doesn't matter what city you're from, this one exists everywhere. A kid at my lunch table at 6th grade told me this. It's absolutely absurd. And yet I never flash my lights...
chickenmantesta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right, the old "Lights Out".
thecatcollector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard it was flashing your lights at someone who didn't have any headlights on...
optismash-prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flashing headlights here in Australia warns people the cops are ahead.
SilverSnakes88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a myth though. I believe there were multiple instances of gang initiations involving pledges driving around without their headlights on and killing the first civilian whom flashed their lights.
talon999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was when you courtesy flashed a car for driving without lights at all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is not just a legend. This is an initiation right of a fairly loose knit non-race oriented group of drug/human traffickers originally based in Southern California. There were at least two murders on Hwy 111 in Desert Hot Springs, CA in late 2011 instigated on this principal.
[deleted] ยท 488 points ยท Posted at 13:23:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 800 points ยท Posted at 13:44:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably just a furry playing hide-and-seek.
Humanfish451 ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 15:07:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For 130 years straight?
[deleted] ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 15:10:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd probably get bored of playing after that long, but to each his own.
wasniahC ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:04:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I wouldn't dress up in a fursuit either. Who knows what this guy is capable of?
Kaden17 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:34:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Determination.
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly it's just a family tradition.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:44:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's just really good at hiding
wallguy22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously
DarnoldMcRonald ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:22:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's so good that he transcends mortal limitations.
Ugly_Muse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He likes him some hide-and-seem.
-NAhL- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His hide-and-seek partner died and he's still in denial
wolfguardian72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I think he might have a group. Probably when the first Dogman gets too old or wishes to retire, he summons the youngest of the pack and makes them the new leader.
FluidMechanics77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hide and seek Champion since 1884...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he plays with Neptr.
robotchristwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A group of them, furry hide-and-seek is fun.
real-dreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one has found him yet. He hides really well.
HandyAndy136 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't you hear? Furries don't die.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could be 130 years bi
resurrection_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he means 130 dog years.
Daxos157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's REALLY fucking good.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like father like son.
warhugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe 130 years bi.
CaecusDaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's the best furry hide-and-seek player in history. We'd give him a reward, but he's too dedicated to his craft to show up and accept it. A real legend.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:09:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit solves another one. Good job team.
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:03:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's worse.
joeywheelchair ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:17:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not which is scarier, dogman or the furries?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or a skinwalker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The spinabifida guy from Shallow Hal.
TheMisterFlux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I'm on my way to Michigan then.
furophile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm.
Gradient_Mell ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the dogman of Anaheim, CA is 10x scarier!
I mean just LOOK at this creepy motherfucker!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:01:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hear him in my dreams, "Guh Hyuk!" "Guh Hyuk!" "Guh Hyuk!"
LoveIreSong24 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All joking aside imagine being from a country where Mickey Mouse & Company isn't that popular. Now imagine walking in an alley with a goofy ass mother fucker looking like this bouncing with his steps walking towards you giggling his ass off.
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
You might want to tag that NSFL
DeathsIntent96 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:01:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Ed...ward"
Jekka28 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DAMMIT NO
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I missing a reference?
DeathsIntent96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:57 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Yes. It's a reference to Fullmetal Alchemist, generally considered to be one of the best manga and anime of all time. If you have any affinity for the genre, I highly recommend you watch either the original anime or the remake, Brotherhood, or both. The original anime branched off from the manga about halfway through while Brotherhood did not, which means that the second half of the story is entirely different between the two. Most people consider Brotherhood to be the superior series, but I much prefer the 2003 series (and it is highly recommended by fans that you watch the original first, even if they believe it to be the inferior adaptation because Brotherhood is made somewhat under the assumption that you have either read the manga or seen the anime; it goes through the first part of the show at an extremely quick pace that would be hard for newcomers to follow) because I felt the darker tone and heavier emphasis on characters rather than action made for a better story (people who aren't big anime fans would likely find the original to be more enjoyable because of this). Both of them are pretty short. The original is only fifty-three episodes with a concluding movie, The Conqueror of Shamballa, while the 2009 series is sixty-four episodes with a movie, The Sacred Star of Milos, that takes place during the story.
las3r_rage ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:59:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I lived in the middle of the woods in the height of the Dog Man legend revival, i also had to walk a mile through the woods on a narrow dirt road to get to the bus stop. 4rth grade sucked.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:57:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So he's his own best friend?
captainsquall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Barf!!!
getsmoked4 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:06:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Michigan and was told that DNR officers watched packs upon packs of dozens of wolves each run from the U.P. to the L.P. across the ice since it was so cold and the ice froze all the way across.
Ace-of-Spades88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahah, yeah...no. This is absolutely not true.
aWizardsStaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone was misinformed. There have been less than half a dozen sightings of wolves in the LP. They have to be pretty desperate to make the trip across the Straits. Most sightings in the LP are coyotes, dog-wolf hybrids or coyote-wolf hybrids. I have relatives in the DNR and believe you me they keep close tabs on wolf sightings. Not to mention wolves in Michigan were just de-listed which means there's enough to remove them from federal protection. The population couldn't have gotten that big in two years.
glottal__stop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But there are plenty of coyotes here in the LP. They look similar.
bahgheera ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah? Well how about the South Carolina Lizard Man?
go_ask_your_father ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I've lived in SE Michigan my whole life. My parents live in the UP and I've never heard this. Thanks!
Ace-of-Spades88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually a Northern Lower Peninsula thing, not a UP thing. Typically around the Manistee National Forest area.
I grew up in West Michigan in the Manistee National Forest. Scary shit.
socially_awkward_pan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:24:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit I live in Michigan..
itsalrightt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We're screwed.
Country_Runner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of like Wisconsins Beast of Bray road. Fricken creepy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_Bray_Road
DJoshquay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great, I'm going to the UP to go camping today.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:43 on September 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm live in Michigan and one night and my grams I swear I saw it
imakevoicesformycats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coalition States are at it again.
thedude018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I'm going into the Iron Mountain area in the western upper peninsula. Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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thedude018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah okay
Ace-of-Spades88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Manistee National Forest area, usually.
relytv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one that leads people onto the railroad trestle so they get hit by trains?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But does he sniff out crime?
bluegrassgazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, wonderful. Im taking the family to a town in the NW of the LP for vacation later this summer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Traverse City?
bluegrassgazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually Pentwater.
officialshibe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Traverse City is not a town
itsalrightt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Note to self: Stay the hell away from that area.
MLein97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But it's beautiful, as in voted most beautiful place in America a few years back.
itsalrightt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been up there a long time ago. Used to camp at crystal lake, and it was really awesome. Just the woods have always given me an uneasy feeling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have a ton of coyotes in the lp though.
Tattered_Colours ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey look. They did it on MonsterQuest.
Will watch later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zdkPaoI-tM
1991fordbronco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm near the manistee river and Buckley and I fear the dogman daily
Alien_Reagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this story feels more believable because Michigan is kind of awful. If it was "The New York Dogman" I'd be like "Yeah sure, what is that a movie or something?", but with "The Michigan Dogman" it's like, "Oh, shit. That seems like exactly the kind of thing that would be in Michigan.".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably just a weather balloon.
emteeboyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The dude in the Dogman videos is my brother in law. He's a bit strange, but he loves knowing that his videos have screwed with people's heads.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a little kid, I would go nowhere without my bb gun at our cabin by Traverse City because I was so afraid of the Dogman.
One time I did go without my bb gun to a friend's house (his mom didn't like guns) and stayed until it got dark. I was walking the two-track (a dirt road made of two grooves for those who don't know) the mile back to my cabin. There was a storm approaching and since I didn't have a flashlight (idiot), I had to keep looking up to see the lightning between the trees to know I was still going in the right direction. I was crying by the time I saw the cabin lights and ran the distance to the cabin.
I was certain the Dogman was going to get me that night.
RampanToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You also need to be on the lookout for the Whittlin Man when you're in Northern Michigan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is also a video of it from around the fifties and it's not your typical blurry blobsquatch.
no_use_for_a_name09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it's not half man half bear and half pig? I'm super serial.
londonmeanswild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why my parents told us to never cross lake Michigan.
Szolkir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah ha, yes! MI represent. Hear the song on the radio every October.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Michigan Dogman. Psh. Please, how ridiculous.
Wisconsin Dogman, that's the one you've really got to worry about.
Megabert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Closest thing we've had in my town was some drunk stumbling down the street yelling "bow wow!"
faber541 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Psycho Bill?
CasualEQuest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, fuck you man. I'm up in NOrthern MI right now. I'm too drunk to defend my self
wolfguardian72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of something from Rob Zombie.
photography_account7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm working at a summer camp in northern MI where our head cook claims to have seen one, definitely one of the creepier things about this state
Pandemonium7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's his own best friend
SomewhatSane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget about the melonheads at Felt Mansion!
DunDerD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In some "Bigfoot" circles they consider the Dogman to be a type of breed of Bigfoot. There is the classic big hairy Chewbacca one like from the Patterson Gimlin film, there is the Neanderthal type and the Dogman type.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So basically the hound of the Baskervilles?
Stoned_Gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously he used to be a scientist that got into a horrible accident. Now he smells crime and punishes evil doers.
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best theory is that timber wolves figured out how to stand on their hind legs. Whelp, have fun sleeping.
QueenAlpaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lived in Michigan for all but ten months of my life, and this is the first time I've heard of this. This is pretty neat.
fagtookmytag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean a were wolf right? Because that defiantly sounds like a were wolf.
atucker1744 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was like "Michigan Dogman? Fuck, I live in Michigan..." Then I read the article, and everything is Northwest Michigan, and I live in Southeast Michigan. Thank fucking god
jheaton6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it anything like the Vermont Bearman
dubious_judas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in Wolverine, Michigan. We lived on a dirt road with the nearest neighbor about a quarter mile away. Six year old me was asleep on the top bunk, my sister on the bottom when I awoke for some reason in the middle of the night. I look toward the foot of my bed and out the window and I saw a face in the bottom left corner looking at me. The older I get the less detail I remember but it was human-like but not quite human. I screamed and raised my blanket in front of my face and then brought it back down to see if it had gone, it had not. I covered myself, went into the fetal position and screamed until my parents came downstairs.
To this day I don't know if I was still asleep, it was some local tweaker, or something paranormal. This is the first time I've ever heard of this Dogman though. I'd like to note that I am a very big non believer in anything paranormal but I still don't have an explanation for what that was.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun story about this. I took a journalism class in HS and had a substitute the one day. Our teacher had prepared work for us since we had a big paper due at the end of the week, but this substitute took it upon himself to make a lesson for us. It was all about the "Michigan Dog Man". He had a slideshow that took a full hour with the origin story, tons of pictures, maps of sightings and victims, etc. Then, followed that up with an 8 page packet that "the teacher would collect the next day."
I was one of four people who didn't do the packet and worked on my paper during that period.
Our teacher came back the next day and was baffled when classmates asked her about questions on the packet. She then made sure the school board took him off the substitute list.
TL;DR: eccentric substitute freaks out part of my journalism class with a BS assignment about the "MI Dog-Man"
MrRadio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Totally Fred Bear
jenbenfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched about 6 seconds of the video and got too creeped out to continue.
Siegfried262 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I just moved to Northern Michigan to a rural area. Whee.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I did a report on this in high school! It's actually really interesting the length if the sitings, the amount of photo evidence, and the myth around the dog an itself. Most people think that people are actually seeing timber wolves who were reintroduced to the area in the 1960's.
futureghostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the animals to be part of, Michigan's best monster is just a mutt? The most friendly, domesticated animal possible?
Tainwulf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a dogman but it's described as a werewolf. So fluffy name and creepy ass critter.
rammer39 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:08:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm heading up to Northern Michigan this weekend for the 4th, I'll keep an eye open while I sleep now.
1991fordbronco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn fudgies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Keep talking, troll.
1991fordbronco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's not a local
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am local! You know, trolls. People who live under the bridge or the lower peninsula. I was saying this from the perspective of a yooper. It's a thing, I know it is.
RanTheRedCedar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:46:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could not worry about a legend, go up north, drink, light fireworks off, and have a great time.
BurningCircus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Michigan. We don't get wolves in the LP, but we do get bucket loads of coyotes. Those fuckers are aggressive, too. Lots of people's pets have been killed by them, including fair-sized dogs. It would be hard to mistake them for something man-sized, though.
spelbot ยท 2741 points ยท Posted at 13:27:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard this one where at some point in your life you get fat and bald, I have seen it first hand and it terrifies me.
[deleted] ยท 1387 points ยท Posted at 13:42:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You also get incredibly boring and have no friends left.
papasmurf255 ยท 1857 points ยท Posted at 14:18:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joke's on you, I'm already incredibly boring with no friends!
Redditistheplacetobe ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 16:05:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
20 year old , can confirm this strat.
Iguanaforhire ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:36:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AIR GUITAR SOLO
Reoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you're just ahead of the curve!
sgb5874 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
haha well at least we have reddit.
EnoCrux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but ... that's all we have!
Kyle_c00per ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:29:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about you guys, but i also have weed. Reddit and weed. That's all i need in life.
Redditistheplacetobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about you dude , but I also like a roof above my head and some food on the table. And weed ofcourse.
HeatSeekingGhostOSex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:45:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sobs
Osyrys ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do people on the Internet count as friends? If not, I'm screwed.
PiMan94 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:40:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahahahaa! ohhhhh... now I'm sad
EricDives ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you're the first comment ever to make me wonder what's involved with giving gold. Not being a big user of PayPal or Bitcoin, and somewhat protective of my CC#, none for you today ... but I actually clicked on the link and looked into it ...
UtterlyInsane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you win.
newxid22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sure showed him!
karmagod13000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then it's already too late...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then become interesting dammit! Learn to paint or something
phoenix781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
welcome to reddit!
Bro666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... and fat.
DidSomeoneSaySloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The transformation has begun...
Rem0nsterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you will soon be exciting and have lots of friends!
i_am_new_in_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've already got a headstart. Just got to work on the baldness and fatness.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ThisIsGoobly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a nose?
throwaway32387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lose weight and try new stuff out. Boom, problem solved.
tinglingtoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But are you fat and bald?
zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the fall doesn't hurt so much from the ground floor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Things can only go up from here!
UNSCNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, are you far and bald?
spelbot ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 13:47:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This shit gets more terrifying the more I read into it.
ClintRenee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But eventually you'll lose your mind and every day will be a whole new adventure!
Hezeel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it I'm outta here. Guys here are monsters.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You also compulsively buy things you don't want or need in a desperate attempt to try and regain your youth. There is no known cure.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:20:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best way is to not waste your good years working.
Evan12203 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God, I wish I had that option.
--99% of the population.
lesbian_necrophilia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you guys talking about me?
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:04:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's when you get married and have kids.
Source: my best friend got married and had kids and now he sucks
chuckDontSurf ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:34:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This man speaks the truth.
Source: married with kids and now I suck.
Rommel79 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm married and have a son, but I honestly enjoy my life much more now. No, I don't go out and do shots all weekend long like I used to; but I have a wife and a son that I enjoy going home to (and that are happy to see me), and I actually look forward to my future.
chuckDontSurf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, don't take my "I suck" to mean that I don't like my life. It's really a statement that my life is no longer about me, and to most people I am quite boring since my life is focused mainly on my kids. I find it fascinating watching them grow and learn, and I enjoy exposing them to new things, places, and ideas. I have a few hobbies outside of the family, but I really don't have much time to focus on them. Hopefully as my kids get older I'll start incorporating some of my old hobbies back in their lives as well, but if they don't enjoy what I do I can always do them on my own.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:D
gatsby365 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the Suburban Legend.
fabulousprizes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and you start watching really questionable porn.
Benjabby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That happened at 17
BackAlleyPhysician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/LifeofNorman
xRehab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like the dream life to most of us on reddit
brerrabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even if you're not boring, your friends all get child laden and resentful. Other non-boring grownups are few and far between.
Blues2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I'm already fat, boring, and losing friends. When do I go bald? P.S. - I'm 51...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joke's on you, I'm 15, and that just happened!
hobbitlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey -- let's put the blame where the blame is due, okay. Our children.
Indoorsman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I hit that at twenty-five.
remierk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. My grandpa kept downhill skiing into his 70's and him and my grandma travel all over the world. My folks throw parties regularly in their 50's. If you don't want to be boring, then don't be.
I_want_hard_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 26, fit, with an awesome head of hair and great sex life. Stop terrifying me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need to suck. Just remember to keep living.
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You one day close your eyes, and when you open them, you're 48. You remember every rock concert you attended in your twenties as if they were just yesterday, you feel the same, but you are not the same.
I know.
I am 48, and although everybody who gets to know my age goes "nah, can't be", I surely am.
On the good side of it all, I deeply enjoy my age, I have a lovely family, kids (10 and 5) and the best wife one could ever wish for, and still do many things I was doing in my 20s (like going to rock, heavy metal, jazz, blues and classical music concerts).
As for friends, I keep those who I value most.
Mr. Wiener still works and performs adorably well, sex life is impressive, and I (still) don't have "health issues". Kinda lost some hair, so instead of having it long, as I had until some 20 years ago, I just have it extra-short, and now I like it this way. When using my favourite black leather jacket, i look more badass this way (nah, who am I kiddin'? I still look exaggeratingly amiable even with my black leather jacket on).
TL;DR Don't be that afraid. It can keep being great if you want to and learn how.
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:17 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh... did I just type something for /r/nocontext?
rhayward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, Reddit?
I_Say_Your_Mom ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:55:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, you gotta run from that shit. Run and never look back.
poggymoose ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:07:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That way you don't get fat. Doesn't help with the baldness, though.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:19:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard if you get castrated you never get bald...
And I happen to have a pair of scissors handy. Chop chop!
poggymoose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen a bull without fur, so it must be true! Sign me up!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:51:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent! I'll have something to dangle from the end of my pick-up truck now.
riptaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently you don't watch game of thrones
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Literally
psuinpgh21 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:10:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can verify. It's true. Sigh.
cdc194 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm as well. I somehow have gotten hairier elsewhere while balding, like it's sliding down the back of my neck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hair%20Migration&defid=7790887
neanderthal42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:25:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And they say you grow hair out of your EARS!
sameleon27 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:59:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I read that as "You fart and go bald." Like you fart so hard your hair falls out. It's been a rough morning.
fauxname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, you get a long time to get used to it, and when it finally happens you realize other things have become more important.
Keep yourself tidy and press on.
Sosken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm living proof that the "urban legend" is real. And I'm only 25 :(
Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aaaaaah horrible
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
spelbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh everything in life is a Simpsons reference
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm.
ignoramus012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. Fattening and balding.
Demonweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I started to go bald a few years after I got fat, but then a doctor noticed I had a failing thyroid and put me on a drug to replace the hormone the thyroid normally produces. My scalp stopped having weirdly intense bouts of itching, and now I'm likely to die with almost all the hair I still have (though that is as much a comment on my other medical problems as it is about the solution to that particular issue.)
aMillionLasers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so am I safe considering that I was fat and bald as a baby?
shiftymojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a Russian house mate and he is determined for that not to happen. He's fit as fuck and is like 65 and still has almost all of his hair. I have seen 20 year olds with less hair than him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've still got my hair!
daSilvaSurfa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, that's what I'm most scared of.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fat part is always avoidable.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bald you can do little about. The fat- that is up to you. I mean, Bruce Willis is bald and he still looks badass right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You MUST listen to me ... this is real!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Livin' in America!
EnigmaticShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bald I can live with. Fat... not so much
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And you sit on Reddit all day.
5chambn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
pavetheatmosphere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting less fat but more bald. We'll see what happens.
leadnpotatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well male pattern baldness can be like death, unavoidable. Fat however, is. In fact, if you're adapt at keeping the ol' blerch at bay, MPB concerns would sort themselves out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm halfway to the bald, but the gym keeps the fat away.....for now!
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Won't get fat because I exercise and eat well and always will, but I am going bald. Can confirm, it's as terrifying as you could imagine. Gotta marry my girl quick before it all falls out.
[deleted] ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 15:28:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad grew up in Karachi in Pakistan. He used to tell me the story of the backwards feet lady. She would walk in the middle of the night. Her feet were basically facing in the wrong direction. My dad and his friend were working the graveyard shift and they were driving home. My dad saw this lady walking alone on the side of the road and her saw her. My dad's friend said to give her a ride because it wasn't common for ladies to ever walk alone. So he stopped and asked her if she needed a lift. He got out of the car and saw she had backwards feet. He tried to get back in the car and drive away but she was right next to him and scratched his forehead. He nearly got his head cut off. Used to scare the shit out of me.
Jigsus ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:30:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's odd. That legend is all around Asia
CruxOfArgon ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:32:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Trinidad and we have a legend called douens here. They are short, pale human-like creatures whose feet are backwards and wear straw hats to cover their faces. They are supposedly the spirits of unbaptised children who died before they could be baptised. They lead children into forests. It is part of the legend that you shouldn't say your child's name outside of a forest at dusk because that's when they roam. If they learn your name they will haunt you forever or something like that. I live on two acres of orchard so this one kept me up at night when I was a little one.
dalek_cyber ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:17:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh hey! I got a story about them! I'll copy paste it: (and nice to see a Trini :P )
Here's my story (not a house one I swear!), but I warn you now there's a lot of backstory involved (1st paragraph, you can skip it if you want): In the summer about 3 years ago when I was 17 I was in the Caribbean to attend the wedding of my aunt and also to baby-sit a house my mother was building (we live in the US so we don't get to see the house that often). The house is at the edge of a forest and the island is a third world country, so I'm talking dusty street lamps and dirt roads, not to mention the closest house is a half mile away, and that house is my nanny's where the engagement party was taking place. Between the houses is a dirt lot because we didn't finish landscaping it yet and since it rained the night before (monsoon season) it was a MUDDY dirt lot, so in true trini style we threw planks of wood that you jump from to connect the houses and not dirty our shoes.
Enough back story sorry. So I'm at my mum's new house, going to my nanny's to eat and join the festivities. Go there, do that, want to make it back before it gets dark but I end up partying to much and it gets later than expected. As I go to leave the area (the first floor is an open air lounge area where any human or animal could walk up into) I see something by the exit: it's black, bout 2 feet high, stood on 4 legs with white markings on the underside of each legs and had a tail... I realized it was my other neighbor's dog Hercules.
I was happy to have a dog then because they say dogs sense ghost and it being dark is said to be when the ghost come out. So we make the trip back to my house, I'm jumping from plank to plank to avoid the mud and Herc was manning it up (Dogging it up?) and walking in the mud. As I jump on a plank, think of a sea-saw. One side goes up in the air (the suction sound makes a 'shint' sound) and when I leave that side it falls down with a 'splurt' sound.
So I'm jumping from plank to plank each making 'shint' and 'splurt' sounds when about 12 planks in I hear a 'shint' followed by a 'splurt' behind me. Just one. I pause for just a second, thinking I heard something. I look at Herc, who wasn't barking or anything, he just looking at me back like 'why did we stop hooman?'
So I continue plank-jumping my way home, and as soon as I did it I heard it again: 'shint'-'splurt'... except it wasn't me. Herc gave a hiccup of a bark and I knew what was up. I'm no fool, I've heard what happens to people caught by spirits, I took off. ... Well I guess I was a bit of a fool still because I was still jumping from plank to plank, making the sounds that we all know so well by now. But as my pace increased so did the plank-mud sounds, I realized there were more than just one THING behind me. The thing about every culture is that there's a story about someone looking back when they're not suppose to and suffering for it, and sorry I didn't wanna pull a Lot's Wife, or more aptly put, Herc's wife Hera.
So I'm running for my life, Herc is running mainly because I'm running and some other things are chasing me, and growing in number. After a few seconds, I guess Herc was like 'eff this' and pulled ahead. I'm all 'HERC NO COME BACK!' but he was off to my house, which was actually beneficial for me because he turned on the sensor lights that were a few feet away from me! I busted my ass to get to that light radius (by now there were so many plank sounds that I hear some footsteps in the mud as well, they must have ran out of plank space), and as soon as I hit the light radius I heard a RUSH of wind. I turned around because I knew I was safe in the light and I just see small black shapes not running but 'flying?' is best to describe it? in each direction away from the light. I thank herc, he wags his tail and walks back to his house (he ain't afraid).
I go to my house, keep all the lights on and sleep because that's a typical night in Trinidad I suppose. Then I hear a dog howling, not in anger but in pain (it's easy for me to hear the difference) down by the street. Then I hear that same rush of footsteps running on my patio outside, hitting the walls, hitting the windows, hitting the doors. I know it was trying to get in, so I rushed to every possible entrance to make sure it was locked, and eventually it subsided. Seems like no one in my nanny's house heard anything and since I have a shitty $40 a month american phone, which doesn't even work outside of america, I couldn't call anyone at the time, I had to wait it out.
The next morning, my uncle wakes me up because he thought I slept in late (he woke me up around 12 which he thought was weird because I usually wake up before 9 [i'm 17 on vacation, give me a break!]). he ask 'wat de hell happened last night?' I go around the house to check it out: There were muddy hand prints all around the house, child size with an elongated thumb on each hand. freak as hell. In the mud around the house, especially around the plank area we also found child size foot prints but here's the thing: The footprints were backwards. Meaning the night before they were running to my house but they were facing my nanny's house. It was a spirit, several of them chasing me. I'd have died if it caught me. I have loads of stories like that, my entire family is 'haunted' I suppose (perks of being in the Caribbean!) For those who are curious, the spirit is known as a DOUEN, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douen and the area I was in is known to have them, and here's a pic of what they supposedly do (it's the one leading the girl in the forest)
It was longer than expected sorry! Hope you enjoyed it! sleep tight haha!
blammer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:21:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap this is freaky shit, thank you for sharing! You just went to sleep, like weren't you afraid of them coming in?
dalek_cyber ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:06:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was people in the house, power of numbers and they didn't seem to hear/feel/sense anything, but granted they were asleep. So, I followed suit basically.
CruxOfArgon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Caribbean has some of the most effed up urban legends. Soucoyant, Loup Garou, La Diablesse, Jumbies, Buck and of course, Douens.
dalek_cyber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Wow, I've never heard of Buck! TBH, our legends I feel don't even get on par with like asian folklore, that's next level stuff.
There is also loads more, like Churile or mermaids!
CruxOfArgon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Buck is an obscure one from Guyana. It's a short, hairy humanoid thing that kills people. I think it's either an old, old story to instill fear of native amerindians or a version of the Wendigo. The Asian ones like the Japanese myths are damned terrifying.
dalek_cyber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also I should add, in most folklore stories, monsters and spirits aren't allowed to come in unless they have an explicit welcome, think vampires or faries! I suppose it help true to this as well.
Crazysc00pa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happened to the dog? :(
dalek_cyber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it was fine the next day! perky as it's usual self, he probably just got scared!
Crazysc00pa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:03:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thank god. I hate it when the dog dies.
butterfly_catnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:57 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about Herc?!
dalek_cyber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:13 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lived! Don't worry!
ChouettePants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:49 on September 29, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Remind me to never EVER come close to you, or your family. That is some freaky shit. Also, did you think of taking pictures of the hand prints by any chance?
n00boxular ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another Pakistani here. My version is that this lady asks someone for a car ride. This someone is with a friend. They agree and drop the woman off somewhere. When she is leaving the friend realises what they offered a ride to and book it outta there.
Also that if you are walking alone at night and hear your name from behind you, dont turn around until you hear it three times or this women will kill you..
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it will possess you and never look in the the eyes.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jinn?
regretdeletingthat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:44:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499367/Im-disabled-insists-waitress-born-feet-facing-backwards.html
I am so, so sorry for linking you to the Daily Mail
blacbear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're not sorry!
regretdeletingthat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am, I'm just more lazy than I am sorry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wang
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wang Fang. Heh.
Nosociallife ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:23:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Mexico and the Southwest US we have a similar legend. The Ciguapas. They are said to have long flowing hair and are naked. Their feet are backwards to confuse villagers so they cant be followed when they steal food and other things from villages.
zamuy12479 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:05:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's actually very likely. think, an odd deformity (which according to a quick google search is extremely possible. and a woman walking alone at night scratching a guy who walks up to her, from a car that just stopped and has another guy in it? she was thinking he was gonna rape/kill her.
she's no monster, just a very paranoid woman with a mild deformity.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. Hobble away if you're scared. Don't come near me. When I get startled, I do some weird twitchy shit and nobody wants to be a part of that awkward party.
randomclock ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to God that there used to be someone that walked around my local mall who had backwards feet. He never tried to cut anyone's head off but it was still pretty strange. Kinda feel bad for him now if having those feet makes some people associate him with an urban legend.
Zabadoz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:50:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like the end of this story is missing. So... he didn't get back in the car and she jacked his ride?? Or he ran away and she thumped after him until they reached his house at which point he was obligated to invite her in for tea?
Alarid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a backwards story.
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are called churails in Urdu and witches in English as far as my understanding goes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You speak Urdu?! Yay me too! My dad called it something else though I'm just going based on how it sounds. He called it the pichly peari
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:38 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yesss, pichal peari, exactly. Quite a few Urdu speakers here.
I heard loads of stories about them and ways to avoid standing under trees at night, never look in the eyes, they are normally dressed up real shabby or in white, stuff like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:08 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya! My dad described her as wearing a white shabby dress. At first I thought of the spirits from The Grudge or The Ring. Lol
sak_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More creepy then The Grudge or Ring, I find the ghosts or whatever you want to call them from these movies more simple. Well, anyway.
warhugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Peasant lady should be hanged, not know Putin declaring war.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is common in India and Pakistan. What happens is orphan children get their legs broken so they are more sympathetic when begging. Intentionally maiming kids is terrible.
Bakankie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:56 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to show this to my boyfriend later. His ex was Pakistani and she apparently told him this exact thing had happened to her Dad and swore that it was true lol. :P
riptaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So... He couldn't get back in the car because she was right there. Then... What? Lol. Also, scratched his forehead = almost got decapitated. Sorry, I'm giggling more than anything
Doctooaa ยท 464 points ยท Posted at 16:33:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some placing a needle on a seat(cinema, bus,...) with a note on it: Congratulations, you are now HIV positive. Checking every seat now...
[deleted] ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 19:25:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HIV is actually TREMENDOUSLY difficult to pass on even with direct sexual contact (1/900 incidences of sexual contact result in successful transmission) if that makes you feel any better. The likelihood of getting it from a needle is like... 0%. Especially if they warn you right after that it happened. Oops, guess I have to go to the doctor for some antiretrovirals. Expensive and it sucks but it won't kill you, it'll just be inconvenient.
ChainsawCain ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:30:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
actually its between 1/2500 and 1/1250 for PIV sex. source
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:02:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah my stats were from a recent study focusing on homosexual sex, which aside from blood transfusion has the highest transmission incidence (I think, I'd have to double check?). Just cos butts aren't as elastic as vaginas and tear more when sex happens, thus more vectors for transmission.
TheGuyWhoLikesPie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is PIV penis in vagina?
ChainsawCain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
correct
gunnersgottagun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also doesn't survive super long outside of a host. So like unless they JUST pricked themselves before you got there, you're probably ok.
LincolnAR ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:28:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Blood transfusion is a surefire way to get it but it drops off precipitously after that. I think something like 63/10000 for drug use and sharing and 23/10000 for needle sticks. Again, not the kind of odds you want to play around with but not exactly against you either.
hansn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm curious, where are your numbers from?
LincolnAR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CDC website last time I checked had those numbers
hansn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:50:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! Knowing it is from the CDC, I just found it.
headphase ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are the stories of EMTs accidentally picking up HIV from needles so common? Just a scare tactic for training purposes?
morgoth95 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:27:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HIV dies of super quickly in air so hes right its realy unlikely to get it from a needle
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:08:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically, yes. It's a bad idea to let the actual transmission data out there because people are stupid. They'd look at those odds and say "oh that's not so bad!" and are more likely to be careless.
Asmius ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
imagine how many EMTs get stuck by needles a day
then see how 'common' it is
rumdrools ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone else said, remember the sheer number of EMTs who prick themselves with HIV positive needles every day. In the grand scheme of things, it's not like every EMT has contracted HIV, just it's a slightly higher risk profession.
snufalufalgus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid the stories were always about blood covered razor blades placed in the coin return slots of payphones
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While your statistics definitely take the fear out of the urban legend, I think having to go to the hospital to get expensive drugs because you've been stabbed by a contaminated needle strategically placed by a madman is slightly more than an inconvenience!
idrinkamp ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and the payphone/vending machine coin slot or under gas pump handles.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:30:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ya know, now I'm paranoid of leaving the house.
TheGreatNico ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:59:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some shit glued razor blades under the pump handles at a gas station around us. Never found the fucker. I don't think anyone got hurt either, IIRC
riaveg8 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:13:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone did that in Illinois... but on a public playground. Sick fuckers.
Freedomfighter121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I go to school next to that park! It's incredibly likely I go to school with the assholes that did that.
idrinkamp ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:07:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dude. fuck people.
Vitamin_gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If we didn't, it'd be beastiality.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I top that with razor blades in a water slide, a common urban legend about a local swimming bath.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:33:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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yuhutuh ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:55:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But you could get a quarter, a fucking quarter!
idrinkamp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:46:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i did a little bit of google foo, and i cant seem to see this actually ever happening
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:27:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aha, so you're the one who leaves the change for me to find in vending machines. Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's so fucking stupid. 'I'm just not gonna collect my change from a $5 note because of an urban myth which hasn't been proven to happen at all'
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:58:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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AmiriteClyde ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:11:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And a generation of rebels later... We have Obama
GuyIncognit0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more concerned about people pissing in the thing where you grab your snack from (not even sure how you'd call it). Anyways I hate vending machines.
Sochitelya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think about this whenever I go to the vending machine at work.
fredemu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
HIV can't survive in open air for more than a few seconds. The chance of contracting that way is pretty much 0%.
The only way this would work is if they had it somehow rigged to inject you with HIV-positive blood - not just poke you with a needle that they had previously used.
That said, it's still a good idea to get yourself checked out if you were to run into that kind of situation. Even if you likely wouldn't contract HIV that way, there'd still be a risk of infection, tetanus, and so on - and if you're at all worried that there's even a tiny chance that a live HIV virus was somehow contained in the setup used, there's medication that can be used to greatly reduce the already low risk of actually being infected if administered quickly.
_terrors ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:26:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily HIV dies pretty quickly when it's not inside a suitable host.
marathonx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:46:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Currently reading this thread on a bus O_o DAMN YOU DOCTOOAA
moclov4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... wouldn't you see the note, hopefully before you sit down?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
exactly... 'A needle with a note attached' yeah, that'd work well
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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rumdrools ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like 20 seconds
Karnivore915 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People were doing that in Atlanta. They would take their dirty needles and stick them in the handle of the gas pump so the next person to use it would get stuck. The odds of you catching any disease from that, though, is pretty ludicrously low.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeezus, is this a thing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no.
yes_im_that_asshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There were actually people doing this under the handles of gas pumps. Check those too
bobsagetfullhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's horrible. People are fucked up.
What about the actual people who put dog treats in the middle of parks with tacks in them?
Anders_A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha. There is extremely little chance of catching HIV from a single needle prick. I would laugh at the idiot who wrote the note and actually thought it would work 100% of the time, and then go test myself. Not very terrifying though.
tinglingtoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this happens?!
Schrodingers_Nachos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for making me paranoid about sitting down now, asshole
TheDemonHauntedWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's impossible... The amount of virus to make a successful contamination has to be high. Besides the HIV virus can only live a few seconds outside a cell, and blood outside the body will coagulate very quickly.
The blood in the tip of a needle will not have enough viable virus, if any, to infect you. So do not worry on sitting in that needle...
PS: This is very different from sharing a syringe with someone infected...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fucking fuck
AccioSud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Odds are that needle would've been there for at least an hour, so the HIV would be dead. It doesn't even last a minute in air.
TheSchnozzberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AIDS doesn't live past something like 13 minutes outside of a host. Herpes on the other hand...
Grashek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dont feed those seeking for chaos
frezzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing is, that isn't an urban legend. There are people out there that actually so this. Beware people!
h-v-smacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not frightening enough. However,...
katharinekay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream similar to this when I was younger. In my dream, there was a group/cult going around, placing hypodermic needles under gas nozzles so when you squeezed it to start pumping gas, you were stabbed with this needle and infected with something (don't remember if it was a drug or disease).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gift givers are the names of those people.
karpomalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You would have such a small probability of contracting HIV from a single needle prick
Scuderia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, it's like between .3-.1% chance of getting the HIV from a needle.
LoveLikeHeLoves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During a missions trip to Detroit one of our youth leaders stepped on a needle while walking and it went straight through her flip flop and punctured her. She was rushed to the hospital and thank God didn't contract any diseases. Really scary to think about someone doing that on purpose though..
jakeismyname505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it unlikely to get HIV that way?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to believe you could seek immediate attention and treat it if you learned of infection that quickly, but I don't have the sources.
ayeleesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:31 on October 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened to a small boy where I live, he got on the bus to go into town and sat on a needle that some junkie had left there. He got tested and luckily he didn't end up catching anything but it's still scary to think that this stuff can happen.
CatsAwayMiceWillPlay ยท 674 points ยท Posted at 13:33:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Not sure if this is an urban legend, could well be. After reading 'The Smiling Man' over at r/letsnotmeet I can't take out the bins at night without listening for the sound of his feet shuffling against the pavement.
Edit Sorry all I had to take out the bins last night (for real! Luck my SO came out with me)
MisterGoober ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 13:39:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And there are never sounds... Right? Right???
CatsAwayMiceWillPlay ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:50:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right!! Have you seen the video? I'll stand there for a few seconds, looking around for him. Then retreat backwards for fear if I turn... He'll be standing behind me.
peaks outside her window
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the guy is on reddit, he even did an AMA.
It was just an misunderstanding.
deliaaaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think he realized that he wasn't the same guy, though. Wasn't the guy who thought he was the smiling man saying that he did that in Atlanta or something? The Smiling Man story took place in Seattle.
SailingBacterium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im having a hard time finding it, but im sure somebody else can find the link. It was either in /r/letsnotmeet or /r/nosleep
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't find it. Any link?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I cant find it right now, im going to find it tomorow.
BillClintonSaxMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting because of interest and I know I wont remember to check unless I get a notification
dinnerordie17 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:54:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The creepiest thing about this is how the writer has always maintained that it isn't supposed to be a paranormal story, just a really creepy guy that fucked with them, and that it is completely factual.
I'm not even saying it isn't, personally I believe the OP is telling a real story. But if it is made up, kudos to the writer for making it twice as scary by maintaining the illusion.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:47:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to smoke and whenever I would step outside at night I would pretty much give myself whiplash I would be looking back and forth so much and so quickly! I was POSITIVE I would see that grinning bastard tip-toe speed-walking toward me on the sidewalk. Fuck that! Im glad I don't smoke anymore.
I_Buck_Fuffaloes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking do this every time I head out to the garage for a smoke, and again when I go back from the garage to the house. Every single time.
David_Rothschild ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 13:46:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the video? That'll get your blood flowing
gasfarmer ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 17:03:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The video is about as subtle as a car bomb. Completely ruins the story.
dietvorstcj ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:19:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that shit. The story is scary enough thanks
joeyoh9292 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:25:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Video's nowhere near as bad as the story. It misses out some good details and has a funny ending.
Koalas_Love_Trees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link please?
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:15:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u6Tt3PqIfQ
Smiling Man video - even gives credit to the Redditor.
0ILERS ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:44:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. I used to think this was creepy, but after seeing the video it almost seems comical. Reminds me of Monty Python with their ministry of silly walks.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:47:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I have to agree with you.
I remember reading about the smiling man on the original thread... I thought it was definitely creepy and the OP had a great way of telling the story.
However, the guy playing the "smiling man" in the youtube video just looked way too goofy. It made me reconsider the whole story. Now I think of the smiling man as one of those lame Youtube "pranksters."
Originally, the smiling man gave me more of a comic book Joker vibe. Someone who was deranged and loving every minute of it. You hit the nail on the head with the Monty Python skit.
bigbagofcoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, the way he walks in the video is close to perfect. It makes me think of how an inhuman being would control a human body it was unfamiliar with...
walking rhythmically, grinning for no reason, not using the eyes for sight, all very creepy to me
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was rather comical.
dizzlefoshizzle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
there's a video?
discountedeggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just like the Rake video
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a link to the video?
Fuck_Mothering_PETA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you post the video?
AdvocateForGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The video sucked though.
Vahnya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The video ruined it for me and made it super lame. :(
GullibleMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uehhh... link?
ieatworms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Omg link please
docmartens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it supposed to be funny or lame
SIMULATIONTERMINATED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a video? Please post
MarshManOriginal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't as good as the actual story.
Ambitious_puppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No the video is quite funny. Cept that one part.
meatloaf760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a link to that video??
stopthefate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, my imagination was way scarier than the video which kinda ruined the story for me. It was so much more cartoonish and exaggerated in my mind, like a 20's film where everyone is moving so quickly and uncannily
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw the video a while ago, actually had no idea there was a story behind it.
HarryHayes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a video? Thats one of my favorites stories from any wensite ever, please link me.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you like that story your probably don't want to see the video.
HarryHayes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is it that bad?
DeathsIntent96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty goofy.
NotClever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's well produced, but it's a little too hokey. The guy clowns it up a little much when he's dancing.
theyoussef123 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:59:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Putting a / before /r/letsnotmeet (or any subreddit) will autolink! /r/Eyebleach for you guys as a bonus.
CocheFantastico ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:12:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For those asking for a link to the video:
http://youtu.be/_u6Tt3PqIfQ
nightcrawler616 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:32:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh GOD. This is the only horror anything to have scared me in years. I have dreams with the woman from Ju On/The Grudge and the girl from the Ring and am totally cool (and one dream was that if you simply looked at a certain doll, then you'd be killed by Sadako), and it was the fucking smiling dancing guy that freaked my shit.
Please don't be in Ohio, scary smiling man.
missusk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:06:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely 'The Smiling Man'. Fuck that.
foxykazoo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/rvzaq/the_smiling_man/ for the lazily terrified
legaleaglebitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:09:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I had something similar happen to me early June last year. I was walking home alone from a friend's to my parents in South Wales UK(about 20 minutes walk if I was doing it slowly), and about halfway I notice a man walking down the road on the other side, he's walking weirdly I take no notice. Pass him, shoot a glance he looks out of it (mid 50s at the very least), dancing along. He walks past me no issue, and I randomly glance across the road about 20 seconds later and he's turned back and matching me step for step fucking grinning at me, like a proper massive grin and with the creepiest expression I've ever seen. I've never ran so fast in my life. Phoned my sister practically shitting myself.
Fluffygsam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this story. It should be forgotten and left to gather dust in the bowels of the Internet.
toad1987 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a tad late but this story reminds me of the 'Mad Pierrot' episode from Cowboy Bebop. Obviously there are lots of differences but it immediately came to my mind as I was reading your link. You might want to check it out if you haven't already seen it.
CatsAwayMiceWillPlay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Cowboy Bebop! That's the clown guy right? The one who keeps on laughing?
toad1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup! And always smiling.
cassieness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only one that I actively think about and get terrified by in this thread. NOPE.
outontheborder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This line freaked me out the most. Just imagine a guy with a big-ass, sinister Joker smile tip-toeing toward you. Eeugh.
missdewey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part of this story is that that guy is still out there somewhere.
soos4lyphe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend showed me that once. I thought it was a really well crafted story but kinda implausible. Then I had to walk across campus at 2 in the morning and nearly shat myself every time I saw someone in the distance. Suffice it to say my opinion on the story changed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you link it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part about this story for me is that out-of-place smiling or laughter is my biggest fear. I can handle pretty much everything else but just the image of someone coming at me just smiling...
Gawdzillers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GARBAGE DAY
My_GF_is_a_tromboner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're talking about the Hash-slinging-slasher
Calderweiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well if he did attack you, you would at least probably be a smarter fighter then him.
GwagMeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From the looking up to the sky, to the tiptoeing, to the crouching down, to the "I didn't want to turn my back on him," I thought this was a story about the spycrab.
vxR3Dxv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you yo. That shit ain't right, my eyes are like Niagara cause that is some crazy stuff.. I don't want to hear about that guy.
Dragonfly42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Smiling Mab especially scares me, as I walk to work in the wee hours of the morning.
Darkar123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer this representation of the smiling man.
wastedlogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The video doesn't do the story much justice. I imagine in the story the man moves more lanky and creepy versus the video's goofy movement of the smiling man.
Panoply_of_Thrones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really wish there were tags for 'actually creepy things' versus 'disgusting men' because I would still be subbed
neocommenter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why God gave us CCW permits. Some nutty fuck charging people walking home in the middle of the night around these parts is going to get lead poisoning.
Condorion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like it better like this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I watch that video in the middle of the night...
TakeOffYourMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should watch Mulholland Drive.
zeert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never be able to find it again but I actually remember someone claiming they WERE the smiling man - he'd been in a great mood that night, was dancing down the street, saw the writer, and (I forget which) either wanted to share his mood with her or just be a weirdo for fun. He didn't sound like a bad guy, just didn't realize how terrified he made her.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. That post gave me the creeps for day's! I've read it to almost all of my family and friends.
ynmsgames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The video ruined that story for me. I just feel like it's a bad interpretation of it.
Alismere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's like that Dr Who episode. Nope, nope, nope x_x
ConnorTG ยท 3481 points ยท Posted at 13:48:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared that whenever I wash my hair in the shower and decide to open my eyes, someone will be standing there
jrogge ยท 1034 points ยท Posted at 15:57:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy
[deleted] ยท 455 points ยท Posted at 16:47:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah oh.
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:54:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's playin tricks on me?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:30:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People say I'm crazy!
hermavore ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:04:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just a little touched
cupcakesandkoalas ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:32:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:39:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel like
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doin' what I'm doin'..
Middypie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does that make me craaazyy..
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:35:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE IRS!! :-D
Abbrv2Achv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OR MAYBE THE MAILMAN'S WATCHING ME???
mainman1524 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:53:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your mind is playing tricks on ya, dun, du-du, dun...
Nukken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's watching me?
killer_chair ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rockwell ftw.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong song.
pussyonapedestal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's onto us
gegonut ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 17:34:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's spaghetti.
SoWhatIfImChristian ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:52:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, it's about time this died down. Let's keep it that way.
marlboroorcamel ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:21:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I too feel like there is something in my room all the time.. :( http://imgur.com/LKdepYc
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:33:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking scary. Is that a movie or show?
__________10 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:33:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A short film on youtube called Bedfellows
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.
Ohyeahhjon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I hate you.
Newdul1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:35:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like... SOMEONE WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
WayneTrain1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:55:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wo oh oh
TheBroWhoDoesntLift ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rockwell?
NaPkeLa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone IS always watching, and they are the NSA
muckmud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No I'm not
InsiderT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Time to sweep for hidden cameras
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your instincts are usually correct.....
midnight-teabagger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same man. It's so fucking annoying. I always feel like all my actions and even movements are being closely watched. They say people have a sixth sense that allows them to tell when people are looking at them. Well it's like I have left that switched on.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's called narcissism.
DasBryman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:31:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or paranoia.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First you have to be self-centered enough to think you're worth watching constantly.
Tjanic23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
kkccchhhttt They're on to us, over.
El_Richos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's like The Truman Show Delusion or Truman Syndrome. True Story.
optismash-prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously thought that my life was the Truman show when I was about 10ish. Watching that show made me paranoid for ages. As an adult it was a shameful idiot kid thing I thought I did, until I met my SO and he told me he did the same thing after watching the movie.
El_Richos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is a paranoia inducing movie haha. Yay, you found a perfect match.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:02:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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thebrainypole ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, just 25+ years old.
gen_mayhem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Put on a show then
SoberDreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
too soon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh [unzip]
shane2rad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry.
Rommel79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something something NSA.
Naggaplox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
KK micheal jackson
Slicklikerick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you can keep from becoming a nervous wreck, this would probably lead to smarter and more healthy decisions in the end.
Shady666King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just peek sometimes, you know, don't be afraid all the time.
AwwMangoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm totally used to that feeling but it's probably because we have a glass shower and a cat that can open the bathroom door.
zalezale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I have cats too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no you'll be fine i'm always in there with you making sure no ones gonna watch you
FlawlessBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you're out of milk in your fridge.
Aznblaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Youre right, Obama's watching
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NSA NSA
Breathcancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cough cough nsa cough Google cough
TriGurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I felt like that once in the shower then I looked down and our new bulldog had popped her head into the shower to see what I was doing. Lol
Litaita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, God. I'm not the only one. This has been going on for me since I was 11~, even if I knew nobody was home, I still felt that there was someone hiding, watching me (especially in the closet for some reason).
notathrowaway5678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, he's on to me!
jishjib22kys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of a Flying Steps track. Not sure if remix.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the latest episode of This American Life, they talked about individuals who feel like they are being watched and recorded 24/7 like The Truman Show. Apparently, it is pretty common.
gnualmafuerte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not always. We do sleep, you know.
KimKarkrashian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Police.
crysisnotaverted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.gabenewell.org/
AerialCircus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It makes me feel crazy.
Ansung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should go check this xkcd, then.
Veyros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing you're an exhibitionist, right? RIGHT?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:)
optismash-prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have kids?
ThyPandaWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's because you're being watched.. :|
muarauder12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a facebook user?
Vogue_Wh0re ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went through a phase of about a year where I was convinced that I had a camera in my eye and was being watched. It was paranoia but at the time it was terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you feel like somebodys watching you maybe somebody is. You should get your house swept for cia/nsa bugs before its to late. Also destroy your hard drive and only run GNU/Linux on completely open hardware.
Balls2TheFloor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you love in Chicago?
Jaybirdmcd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should write that down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I'll stop...
Kellermann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We are
Spore2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a song about that, Michael Jackson does the hook for it.
Dipplong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"It always feels like, some body's watching meeeeeeee. & I have no privacy. Wooahoooahhh."
I-Came-Here-For-This ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Feel Like'
KuntaStillSingle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel like you know I'm watching yo- oh I mean I get that feeling sometimes too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GeorgeBushMissionAccomplished. Gif
gordonp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You guys don't seem like the proper demographic to remember this song. Wait a sec..... I recall it like it was yesterday. So fuck it, I guess.
Koyoteelaughter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats actually just a symptom of insecurity.
TakeOffYourMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We are.
away3211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sry
Testiculese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a clear shower curtain to enable this.
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that feel all too well.
liamw9 ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 15:59:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
When I turn on my bathroom light it flickers before it fully turns on and I alway imagine that I will see a figure appear in one of the momentary periods of light, but then disappear. I usually imagine a girl similar to the one in The Ring.
SlothsInTheCellar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That happens to me in my basement and I feel the exact same way
RandomFOB2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
true story same thing with my bathroom light, so im use to it. already got my thing out and as the light turns completely on I see a massive camel spider on the toilet seat. That's the story of how I had to explain to my mom why I was pissing in the kitchen sink
U_W0TM8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What country do you live in?
I thought you only found those things in the desert.
RandomFOB2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this happened when i lived in dubai my house was in the outskirts of the city
U_W0TM8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the protocol for dealing a fiend like a camel spider?
You can't just squish it...
RandomFOB2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
they are too fast my brother tried burning one but it took it awhile to die. when it comes to those thing a cricket bat will do(those bats have edges good for splitting them in half)
U_W0TM8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ.
The clean-up must be horrendous... like stomping on a many legged kitten.
RandomFOB2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shudder why did you compare it to a kitten
PDK01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you capitalize "In"?
lofabread1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a coded message... he needs help! The girl from the Ring got him!
beatleforce1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares?
liamw9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My phone's auto-correct is shit!
TheFNG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now that is scary as shit.
deedaree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I put my life-sized "Ghost Girl" in the shower of my spare bathroom at Halloween!
CognitiveBarry ยท 1638 points ยท Posted at 14:30:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I am terrified of this, now I avoid closing my eyes and I lean my head back so it just runs down my back.
Nonna9 ยท 2999 points ยท Posted at 16:23:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That leaves your throat exposed.
BlackDeath3 ยท 2314 points ยท Posted at 16:26:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exposed throat, eyes tilted up towards the ceiling. Beware... The Throat-Slicing Shower-Midget!
KnowsAboutMath ยท 1785 points ยท Posted at 17:24:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's even worse than the crossbow-wielding toilet dwarf.
M3X1 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 21:48:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sick reference bro
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:38:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:27:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aemon didn't.
BWGOAT ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:17:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Karnas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gun-slinging Sink Little Person?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am your son. I have always been your son.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:47:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, I'm taking a shit right now >:(
SethIsInSchool ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:02:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're no son of mine. >:(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me you know where whores go. That question has been bugging me for a while
SethIsInSchool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They go wherever they go.
I have no idea. I love that show, though.
Iamsqueegee ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:12:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely worse than the dog that will unexpectedly lick your exposed ass in the shower.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:51:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that sounds awful!
Where.. uhhh.
Where might someone find one of those dogs?
Meowguy33 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ill pretend for 5 dollars.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Make it 10 and you have a deal.
Meowguy33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All i can do is 9.99.I'm not an expensive fetish hooker ya know!
Njsamora ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out, he didn't shit gold.
zgrove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tyrion?
i_am_new_in_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THAT motherfucker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not that bastard again!
zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhhhh, I see what to did there. Pretty satisfying.
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That guy is a pain in the ass.
stephanodude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha.
chupacabrachimicanga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They always pay their debts...
Hyperman360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Worse than the Hash-Slinging Slasher?
Conalk3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh.
Drowned_In_Spaghetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It isn't as bad as the Hash-slinging Slasher though.
BlooFlea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They all got shit on the hash-slinging slasher. Fucking casuals.
SF1034 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My sexual fantasies are none of your concern
GrayTiger44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or who could forget about the hash slinging little person.
renedox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell that to Tywin Lannister.
SliverMcSilverson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shooting a crossbow bolt up into my anus while I'm taking a massive dump
Metal_For_The_Masses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily it takes him more than one shot.
suntartshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But not worse than the Hash-Slinging Slasher
Flamboyatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to find out either way.
motorhead84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's real, man...
nightwheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They work in unison.
(And I caught your reference.)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's even worse than moonboy, for all I know.
riptaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tyrion?
UninstallDarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fancy name for Tyrion
Guy_who_agrees_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's a nice guy when you get to know him..
TheEliteBrit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even worse than the hash-slinging-slasher!
TheLazerWitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not as bad as the Kenyan kid with hedge trimmers that cuts off your dick when you pee outside!
KnowsAboutMath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, Obama.
GDop26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:40 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:36:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And his lesser known cousin, the medicine cabinet gnome.
Caelestialis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or the pine-dildo cupboard elf!
pazimpanet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:23:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No it's not.
roryb9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:44:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want Shitty_Watercolour to paint this!
The_Fabulous_Duck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:36:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you obviously don't get the reference
roryb9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope :( I'm only a young reditor, give me time...
Gullyvuhr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:49:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh great, I wasn't scared of anything till now.
Joonagi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:57:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Think it is only dangerous if you are related to him by blood
Jaesch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:57:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, spoilers!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:08:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two new fears now
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 19:51:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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KnowsAboutMath ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:29:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I was referring to Warwick Davis. He murdered my father.
DumbledoreAMA ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:58:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, that's the joke.
andrewkorst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
r/thatsthejoke
DeShawnThordason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Tyre-iron" Lannister.
Kindhamster ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dinklage?
PoisonousPlatypus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tyrion?
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:40:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
LOHare ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:47:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was just made by /u/KnowsAboutMath
Calderweiss ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing.
trubbsgubbs ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
Mushman13 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:20:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cross-bow wielding toilet dwarf... Only you reddit
ABTYF ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:41:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about the Hash-Slinging Slasher!?
derstherower ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:45:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Slash-Bringing Hasher?
ripvannwinkler ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:55:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:57:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-Smoking Stoner?
Alimagdi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
always good to have him in the shower
thatdude52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username
bobrob48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Username relevant
Michael_Goodwin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:19:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok you win, GG everyone.
ShoalinStyle36 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The sash bringing
lash ringing
dash singing......
Michael_Goodwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Slash Bringing- !
Minus30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any relation to the Shropshire Slasher?
LordBunnington ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:51:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The slightly more SFW cousin of the Butt-Stabbing Shower-Midget?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:06:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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BlackDeath3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid, everybody told him to reach for the stars. He's trying to follow his dreams, he's just falling short.
remigiop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Problem solved if he's black.
Evsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know how from time to time you'll read a comment and just with /u/Shitty_Watercolour had seen it and been inspired?
This is one of those times.
OrionSqua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/awildsketchappeared get on this...
grunlog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it's a midget then it's not my throat I'd worry about... Unless he has a ladder.
your_uncle_mike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And also the Boat Ricing Power-Widget
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
BlackDeath3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
My life is complete! It may have been the only post I saw at 0 votes, but I care not. Thanks for the link :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-Pinging.. The Dash-Ringing.. THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!
JonaVark5502 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. But midgets can't reach your throat... unless you're a midget too... Source: Midget here please don't think I'm being mean.
BlackDeath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can if your blade is taller than you are.
JonaVark5502 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think a blade would be too small. Maybe a machete or a spear... Yeah that would work. Brb. getting one
BlackDeath3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TSSM has a new accomplice, The Throat-Impaling Shower-Midget!
biowtf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you prefer being called a little person?
JonaVark5502 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. I prefer dwarf, midget, mc nugget and hobbit hahaha.
JonaVark5502 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gods no... hahaha. I think dwarf is better, personally. 'little person' sounds so condescending to me...
biowtf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly what I always think when I hear on TV that you guys prefer being called "little people". Who came up with that? It sounds like I'm calling you petty, of little personality or something. "Dwarf" is just a word that means...a person born with dwarfism. How is that offensive?
JonaVark5502 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:49 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EXACTLY. The whole 'little people, big world' shit is ridiculous sometimes. It feels really condescending and degrading. Like we're too little to do shit. Dwarf is a legit term. Though the fantasy world has taken a liking to our kind and gave us beards, but hey, at least i know it's fantasy. The reality of it is that we're dwarfs. If dwarves don't accept 'dwarf' then they don't accept themselves. just imo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a real slice to the throat!
arris15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes me more scared for my dick than my throat....
jrhoffa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pint-sized slasher!
toastyghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is like... the worst comment in reddit history.
BlackDeath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Tough crowd.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or the ceiling-hanging eye taker
Shaggyninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tim? He isn't so bad
Nintendew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an enemy from the borderlands series.
OhReseT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
dotMJEG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
smithoski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was a throat-slicing-shower-midget-clown?
yourpotatoisshowing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds sexy.
WaGgoggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
starring Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis
UnjuggedRabbitFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, if you close your eyes or you're not watching the water you're exposing yourself to spiders or blood coming out of the showerhead.
Rem0nsterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually tilting head up would bring the esophagus forward and bring the carotid artery and jugular vein back so instead of a clean slice to the bloodflow to the brain and a pretty quick death you die choking on your own blood in agony.
BlackDeath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect (says TSSM).
savedbyscience21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is right. That is how my brother died.
Deesing82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fallout did it
BlackDeath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, we have a precedent here!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're my hero. I was constipated while I read this and that laugh echoed throughout my body to my buttcheeks and gave me the final push I needed to get this coka cola bottle sized shit out my ass. Thank you!
BlackDeath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's what I do, man.
Jealousy123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck is a midget gonna get all the way up to my throat?
Eaglesun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the pint sized slasher!
Slayer1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash-slinging-slasher!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the hash slinging slasher!
thebloodofthematador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can see a role for Peter Dinklage here...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Hash-Slinging Slasher!
7ateOut9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The goat dicing power widget?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
BlackDeath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Long blade. I doubt you're tall enough to evade a big-ass sword.
xXZHeatWaveZXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
BlackDeath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! That makes one of us :)
spawn9859 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not as bad as the hash-slinging slasher.. chills
geogeology ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This kills the redditor
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:55:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I knew coming here was a bad idea..
senor_moustache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:06:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would come across this right before I have to shower.
l_MAKE_SHIT_UP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you! I won't be scared tonight!
Nonna9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IM JUST TRYING TO SAVE LIVES HERE, MAN
Martlead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. A rookie mistake. Tilt your head to the side. Then do the other.
LAB731 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're a monster
Osyrys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you.
AwwMangoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just gonna start wearing goggles in the shower.
cdc194 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aha! Tilting your head backwards moves all of the important blood vessels backwards! They have to cut deeper! Wait.. there's the windpipe still there... nevermind.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
actually that protects your throat, to slit a throat you push the head slightly forward.
soHOThansel4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha you dick.
Thomas_anonymous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I heard on tv or a movie that tilting your head back actually protects the arteries better. For maximum throat slicing effectiveness tilt head forward.
JuicePouches ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just don't want to be killed naked. Just give me a sec to throw shorts on at least.
Goliathus123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which actually protects your arteries more than if your chin is at a normal level.
squidwardsfather ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit Dwight
IonicPenguin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun anatomy factoid- leaning back like that actually makes it harder to sever vital blood vessels. Leaning forward puts them in prime slicing position.
Whiteout- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck
Ashanmaril ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They won't attack as long as you're looking.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I just won't shower ever again then.
SirNoName ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this episode of Bones or NCIS or something where the victims would be grabbed from their beds and have bags held over their heads until they suffocated.
I always slept with my arm and a blanket in front of my mouth after that.
ThatsNotGucci ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hear they're easier to cut if the victim is facing down because the muscles are loose.
TheFakeFrench ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But lifting your chin hardens your trachea, making it harder to kill you by slitting your throat.
idomntlikethis1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you
callunaxvulgaris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher!
_Buford_T_Justice_ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:17:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
If I'm taking a shower when I'm the only one home the bathroom door gets locked.
EDIT: None of you are helping.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:20:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You ever try to unlock a door with wet hands after someone comes in through a window? It's god damn difficult.
johnville ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what if the killer is there already and then you bleed out on the floor with the door locked so nobody can get to you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you get locked in with the thing???
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always lock the door.
SPARKLY_THUNDER_BOOB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if someone's there when you lean your head forward?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If someone wants to get you they're gonna get you. Eyes closed or not.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes other barry. Yes it does...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do the same damn thing. Fuckin' irrational fears, man. I swear.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Prison style.
UltimateCarl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hah, I remember watching Psycho as a kid and I did the same thing for a year or so.
Developed a whole system where all I had to do was lean my head back so I could watch the door (we had fogged glass doors on the shower rather than a curtain) the entire time.
Carosello ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...is that why I do this?!
almikez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i used to shower with goggles on
XdannyX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How you shower in prison
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then you see another shadow at the base of your feet.
Pikazard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just never open my eyes back up
GoodAtExplaining ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need to - Lean your head forward so you direct all of the spray onto your hair. The runoff will fall to the ground.
filledefifa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just get no more tears shampoo.
Unemployed-Rebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I use baby shampoo so I just embrace the soapy eyes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get goggles. Problem solved
Moofasa116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your welcome?
Volke92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am i the only one in the world that don't close his eyes when soap/wash my hairs?
frddrf40 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:17:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I walk into a bathroom and the shower curtain is closed I open it no matter what.
[deleted] ยท 726 points ยท Posted at 16:00:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend is an ass and will get in the shower with me without me noticing. I don't even know how many times I've opened my eyes after rinsing my hair and he's right there in front of me. Scares the shit out of me every time.
sleepyguy22 ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 17:51:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do that to my wife... Sometimes, though, she can stand there for minutes at a time, without opening her eyes.. and I just stare at her and sometimes I can't hold it together and I start giggling quietly and then eventually I loose it and laugh way too loud... which scares her somewhat, but less than just seeing me on her own.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:28:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he does that to me too, I have a lot of hair so it takes forever for me to rinse it. The faces he makes usually startle me more than the fact that he just appeared in front of me.
Imagine_You ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your boyfriends are assholes lol. I would have a serious talk if someone did that to me...if they were still alive after.
BlooFlea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL what to do next time my girlfriend has a shower.
CORDOVA40 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up scaring my sister and have become very good at it. I used to scare my ex all the time, mostly because she kind of deserved it. My current girlfriend "wasn't treated very well as a kid" so I don't have the heart to do anything mean to her. Whenever I devise a scary plan, I just settle for telling her how funny it would have been, but didn't since she's such a sweetheart.
NewNoise929 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:01:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often did you get in the shower with your sister to scare her?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, he doesn't do it on purpose. He is an asshole but not with the intent to be rude.
English-is-hard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is /u//sleepyguy22 may be your boyfriend?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, I know my boyfriends Reddit name.
kansasmotherfucker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:26:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna try that.
schnuck ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:53:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now all you need is a girlfriend.
kansasmotherfucker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno...that might really piss off my wife!
Senuf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:20 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But... Imagine if it doesn't!
Carukia-barnesi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just know: some people have really good reflexes.
themusicliveson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend tried this once, and I sucked punched him right in the stomach. I didn't even mean to hurt him, it was just an instant reaction. I'm surprised your wife hasn't done the same.
Arcterion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When she takes to long, poke her sides. :P
Luken_Puken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My ex used to sneak into the bathroom and grab my wiener when I was in the shower. Really freaked the shit out of me. I'm lucky I never slipped while she was holding on.
DVS720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thats terrible. just an arm coming in and grabbing your lil homie...
acruz80 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:40:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there.
Axis_of_Uranus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's more about checking if you weren't fapping in the shower
Luken_Puken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, she knew when I was jerkin it...
BinarySo10 ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:16:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would do a full-on Bobbit if my SO did that to me to scare me on purpose. Fuck THAT.
WhiteyKnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woa! Harsh!
BinarySo10 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, maybe not a Bobbitโฆ but he wouldn't be seeing me naked for a LONG time.
Alphax45 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:36:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well your already in the shower so if you shit its ok!
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:59:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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thezlog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to google this, no disappointment at all.
Thank you sir.
explorerbear ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:03:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing a little waffle stomping can't fix.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll barely even fart in front of him, I don't even want to think about what that would do to our relationship.
topchuck ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:09:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a real relationship until you can shit in the shower in front of him.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder what kind of a relationship you had...
topchuck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:21:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
none :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like peeing in the shower! everybody does it...
Calinoth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had to check the username, was almost sure it'd be vargas...
pr0ximity ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:26:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a tip, that's a pretty dangerous thing to do. Falling in the shower is no joke. There aren't many soft things to land on and it's inherently a pretty slippery place.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When it comes to slipping in the shower I'm surprisingly good at catching my balance. Thankfully he doesn't do it much any more, I think I finally yelled at him enough.
Dashing_Delight ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:48:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does someone sneak into a shower without the other noticing? Just seems pretty noticeable to me, or I just don't own the gigantic showers these people do.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:08:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually barely big enough for both of us. I think it's because I have funky hearing in my right ear and when I'm standing there with my head under water and my funky ear towards the door I don't hear much. He's also creepy stealthy and ninja-y.
street_philatelist ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:45:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is he normally standing there with a boner all like "yup, we in this bitch FOR YOU" and then he helicopters while your screaming from fear but eventually he hypnotizes you and you guys totally bang, all 4 bases!
I know how it is, I grew up in the 80's.
Sensei_Z ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:11:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just punch the air in front of you before you open your eyes. He'll stop.
rizzo3000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and that's the story of how i went to prison for accidentally murdering my boyfriend.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd probably punch him if my initial reaction wasn't to say "oh jeeze" and to tense up.
ThatSwedishViking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you must get alot of shit from him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm extremely gullible, oblivious, and scare easy. I get shit from everyone I know.
ThatSwedishViking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I was aiming at that your boyfriend was am ass and you get "shit from him", but wow that must suck!
Linoray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a good way to slip and injure yourself!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With how clutzy I am I'm actually surprised I haven't fallen in the shower yet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He must be a ninja if you don't even hear the shower curtains move
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't actually move then across the bar, he just holds them to the side and they're this soft fabric so they don't make much noise to begin with.
ThatCoolBritishGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One day it won't be your boyfriend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only reason I don't lock the door is because I know he'll be joining me. But now that one of our friends just moved in I'm worried that he'll have a stupid moment and go in the bathroom while I'm there.
lilahking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One day you should wear a creepy mask, and be turned around with it hidden.
Then when he's there you can counter him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, I'm doing this.
toldzburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least you're in the shower then.
scoyne15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least you're in the shower when that happens though.
echtav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck does someone sneak into your shower without you noticing?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm oblivious and can't hear very well with my head under the water.
UndeadVette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In her defense, I'm really fucking quiet when I move. Lived in apartments for years, tried not to make noise because it's rude.
BitingInsects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Punch him
E35able ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is practicing his serial killer skills on you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He has such great logic that he could convince someone to kill themselves/someone else and make them think it was their idea.
UndeadVette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to ruin the surprise!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a great way to have a fall in the shower
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
maybe you should lock the door?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True, but we shower in the morning before work and I don't want to make him late.
DrFrankenweiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Megan? You're on reddit?
Vic1370 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do your ears work?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mostly, I had a serious ear infection when I was younger so my hearing in the ear facing the curtain isn't the best.
Caliterra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how does that happen? do you not have a door to your shower?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very soft fabric curtain that makes almost no noise when moved.
goncysnot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this to my husband. Usually I just poke my head through the curtain and wait for him to open his eyes, but occasionally I'll sneak in and stand in front of him until his eyes open. In an ongoing scare war, it's the only battle I'm winning so far.
spikeyfreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All I have to do is peek into the shower and when my wife notices me she looks me straight in the eyes and screams the loudest, longest, most blood-curdling scream I've ever heard.
I don't even do it on purpose. I'm just scary looking and want to see boobies.
It's so common my kids will come hooting and hollering, "Hahaha, Daddy you got her again!!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would cause me to jump, slide around the tub, and fall to my death wrapped in my shower curtain.
Meteorboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does he get in without making any noise? If your shower has a door or curtain, either of those would make noise.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't really move the curtain, he just holds it to the side. Also, if I'm not actively trying to listen for something I won't hear it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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UndeadVette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FIXT
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is your boyfriend an axe murderer?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend does this. I hate it! Men think they're so funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I usually yell "shit Connor, you scared me" or "oh jeeze". I think he finds my reaction more funny than anything else.
UndeadVette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't do it with intent to scare her, I need to get in the shower and I don't make a lot of noise naturally.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He purposely will get in as quiet as possible and stand there.
Jmsnwbrd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:33:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Waffle stomp!
whowaswhatwhen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:06:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this like a thing?
Kappa_the_imp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently it's where you shit in the shower and stomp it on the drain to force it down. I have no idea where this originated.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Belgium
whowaswhatwhen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I started to put it all together and that's what I figured. My question still stands about it being an actual real thing though.....
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck do you not notice?
Do you have your eyes closed like the whole time? Why do you have a silent shower door? Curtains are noisy too. How?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I'm oblivious to 95% of what's going on when I'm home. I have funky hearing in my right ear so if I'm not paying attention and actively listening to/for something I will miss it, especially when my head is under the shower head.
seven_seven ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:30:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can you not notice that?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't hear/notice things unless I'm paying attention to it and waiting for something.
Drews232 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:39:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
That's why I shower with goggles on and a knife taped to my back
LillaNissen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're making it easier for the killer? naaw
gooddaysir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shower gun
http://i.imgur.com/gmvz0K4.jpg
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This man has a plan. I have a similar plan but I shower with a scuba diver suit and a harpoon gun. Ain't no scary monster stronger than a harpoon.
neocommenter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's been to prison.
SecretBattleship ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:26:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have this irrational fear that I'll open the shower curtain after showering and a ghost child will be standing there in the bathroom looking at me.
I can never have children.
SwitchBlayd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:26:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best way to get over imagining those types of scary situations is simply imagining you being aggressive and not screaming.
Open the curtain and there's a ghost girl standing there? Punch that bitch in the face, she ain't gonna scare you. She weighs like 60 pounds, you could throw that bitch through a window.
Apolik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:02:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's because when you do that, you temporarily lose all your senses. Your body/mind isn't used to that, because it uses the senses to get information from the surroundings and act accordingly. If you deliberately put yourself in a position that renders all of them unavailable, it's obvious that some mechanism will activate to get you out of that position and regain control.
Here's all the senses:
Sight: Eyes closed.
Hearing: Inherent shower sound + water running over your ears.
Smell: Overloaded with the soap/shampoo aromas.
Taste: (Well, it's useless in the context)
Touch: You have your hands busy, your feet are occupied because you're standing, your skin is being splashed with water (you only feel stimuli greater than that).
I hope this helps :) Knowledge is a good fear-deterrent.
netsgnut ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:40:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:30:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like that feeling that as soon as you close your eyes to wash your hair something scary has peeked over the shower curtain and is just watching you?
Yeah. That sucks.
michellie89 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:38:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I terrified of this! Also brushing my teeth/washing my face and bending down to wet my face or spit out my tooth paste. Then coming back up and something standing behind me in the mirror.
Suddenly_Something ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or the opposite, when I go to the bathroom someone will be behind the curtain. I usually either punch the shower curtain hoping to startle them or yell "I know you're back there bitch" hoping they'll realize that I'm too badass to murder.
heidekraut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is something that I never thought or worried about....until now.
Gratata7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely don't read the story on /r/nosleep about that it terrified me for weeks
masongr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn there is a story for that? Do you got a link?
I too don't close my eyes on the shower because I'm terrified. The result is shampoo going in my eyes and making them hurt.
Gratata7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xte6f/i_found_this_on_my_girlfriends_computerwhat_the/ This will terrify you
masongr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:14:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
phew good thing I'm a dude. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
Gratata7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True true true
jb4427 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly didn't finish the series...
masongr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
woah i finished the series. good read.
60244089059540804172 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god I have a glass door instead of a curtain..
masongr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah thanks man, that was a very good read indeed. I love nosleep but damn that reminded me for Silence of the Lamp movie.
Thanks for the link bro, took me an hour to read all the parts but it was definitely worth it.
thisismyMelody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tried reddit, I really tried. But I just can't get scared by reading stories.
2_minutes_in_the_box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
larbella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well i wasnt scared of this before, but now.........
professor_geebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this was the REALEST fear I had until I turned like 20
haahaahaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife does this sometimes. Ill have my head under the water with my eyes closed and she comes into the shower. She has no idea how close she is to getting pinched every time.
folderol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was a Rockwell reference but it appears everyone is thinking you are serious so now I'm not sure. But like many things I'm seeing here, that is not an urban legend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES
frankyb89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god this one. Most of the time you're fine but then you remember that someone could be standing there and then the fear just builds in you until you open your eyes and you realise how stupid you are.
Last year there was a fuse blown in my bathroom so I was showering in the dark for a little while. Had to get over that fear pretty fast.
HotFudge2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!
lmessi96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aha yes, but does that someone know that I wash my hair with my eyes open? checkmate!
mresta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My husband this to me once and pulled this most horrific face. Yes, I screamed my lungs out. Yes, I know it was 10 years ago, but I still remind him to never, ever do that again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FWIW, they would somehow have to get into, I assume, a locked bathroom without you hearing them. I'd be more scared about rounding the corner outside the bathroom and getting clubbed over the head.
FewRevelations ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I make my boyfriend shower with me so I can wash my face without panicking because of this.
Marestiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watched Psycho in middle school, I would only shower during the day while somebody else was in the house for two years.
soupramp5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My husband often quietly gets in the shower while I'm washing my hair. He doesn't do it on purpose but I still scream bloody murder every time :(
ScrumptiousPrincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Rockwell.
CaptainAction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My shower is tiny so I know that only I can fit inside it. Of course the badguy could just stand right outside of it, but that's not the point.
chargingcharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I let my cat in the bathroom when I shower for this reason even though I know he wouldn't do anything to warn/save me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or that when you go to rinse, your hand slides over another hand popping out of the back of your head.
Pete_the_rawdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dated a guy who liked to sneak in and do that! Startled me every time!
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great, now I have that to think about.
SpyderEyez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, if you turn your back to the shower head, the water on your shoulders feels like hands. This always makes me flip my shit.
Efraing14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or a spider will have landed on my hair while I have my eyes closed
neoman4426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite the same thing, but reminded me http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/28v588/tifu_when_i_went_blind/
Abunoriginal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I make horror movie sound effects in my head to go along with this.
NecroGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I would rinse one side of my head then the other, just so I could keep one eye open.
Skakitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too, It reminds me of one of the elm street films where Freddy appears in the shower...
zondwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking statue from Majora's Mask. Fuck the Ben Creepypasta.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's watching me now, the IRS?
Also TIL Michael Jackson did the chorus for that song.
Random-Miser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this to my wife all the time, typically with a variety of masks.... I think she may be contemplating divorce.
Wheniwasalive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend sneak into the bathroom while I was showering and grab me. I was washing my face and had soap in my eyes at the time. Now I wash around my eyes every time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I was never afraid of this one before. Guess I'll be keeping my eyes open from now on.
_pH_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm usually hoping for that to happen
shinyhappypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a nightmare when I was a kid about a ghost on the other side of the shower curtain when this boy was hiding there from it. The ghost imitated the voice of his baby sitter to try to lure him out. It was this blue-ish ghost that didn't look like a person and had never been alive.
I couldn't have been older than 5 when I had that dream, and after it I used clear shower curtains until college.
IAMA_HORSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared of this too, which is why I keep my eyes open while I wash my hair. The horrible burning is better than brutal murder to me.
El_Richos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some unknown reason, I read that as 'decide to open my legs'
hjf11393 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me too! Not all the time, but if I start to think about it I really freak myself out. Especially if I'm home alone. Glad to find out it isn't just me.
8nate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or pulling back the curtain suddenly and seeing someone.
Kaddystyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, so that's not an urban legend.
Dr_not_a_realdoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I always thought the girl from the exorcist was going to be there once I opened my eyes. I got real good at showering without ever closing my eyes. Also last night the power went out when I was in the shower for a few seconds. For a moment I almost turned the shower into a toilet. A toilet that I poo in because who doesn't pee in the shower. Anyway that's all.
Tl;dr: closing your eyes in the shower summons Reagan and poo.
roomwithmoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have this fear. It's not a person I worry about. I'm always scared it'll be a demon or an alien...
DeathsIntent96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"urban legend"
katedid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too scared to look away from the mirror while brushing my teeth. It doesn't help that in my bathroom mirror you can see the cat tower, and those fuckers always climb on it when I'm not looking. So for a second I have a mini panic attack, until I realize it's just a cat and not a murderer in the reflection.
TheSleepingGiant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
williamtopower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did this to my ex-girlfriend once. I slunk into the bathroom and silently parted the curtain. She was washing her hair all peaceful like, eyes closed, probably thinking about something happy or cute. I was wide-eyed rocking a devilish grin. She opens her eyes, screams like I've never heard before, and then starts sobbing uncontrollably. I felt really bad. And she was super pissed for a while.
FanFuckingFaptastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife likes to do this too me on a regular basis. It is terrifying.
allusertaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why!!! Did u said this
cptntoottoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or when you put your head down over the sink and look back up at the mirror and a lady with black hair is right behind you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Every time, i imagine some creepy old lady standing there, waiting to fucking stab me.
wolfguardian72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds more like a sexual fantasy for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me, it's when I open the shower curtain, there will be a tiny little man with no eyes staring up at me.
gsasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like this guy: http://i.imgur.com/KmfgQMC.jpg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did this to my wife the other day. Got in the shower silently while she was washing her hair and just stood there staring at her. She opened her eyes, screamed for a good 10 seconds, almost fell, then started crying. I have no idea what the neighbors probably thought.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm in the shower. I'm afraid to wash my hair. 'Cause I might open my eyes And find someone standing there. People say I'm crazy. Just a little touched. But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much.
kisskissxchu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the feeling is magnified after watching a horror movie
718-498-1043 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
maybe showers remind you of psycho too much
herper147 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I thought I was the only one :D
Either im gonna be stabbed in the back or when I turn around and open my eyes a man will be standing there xD
TheOtherGuyX83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't really an urban legend, more like a horror movie trope.
test1228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not. Who would wanna silently climb into a shower with a naked 400lb fat man?
Admiralwolverinebolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't even understand, my parents moved me out to a farm house when I was thirteen, the only shower was fully exposed in the creepy, concrete basement. Not only was there no separate room for the shower, but there was a huge area I couldn't see, and the shittiest lighting ever. I would always see large shadows (Storage space) and I just had to assume every time I showered that it wouldn't be the time those shadows moved and reveal a knife wielding lunatic mental ward escapee. People with bathroom showers and doors will never truly understand how terrifying showers can be.
Cryse_XIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is not an urban legend
ChiefBromden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I leave my bathroom shower curtain open at night, not for MY safety, but for the safety of whoever might be hiding behind there when I get up to take a leak.
dogefromabove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what if i told you that you do not need to close your eyes to wash your hair in the shower?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After watching the movie IT when I was like 9. I am almost 100% confident that a horrible clown will be in my bathroom eventually. I'm 23.
joshj516 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks a lot Pennywise. Fucking guy ruined showering for me when I was 5 years old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Or when I close the mirrored medicine cabinet in my bathroom....even when I do it in the daytime I still get spooked out someone will be in the mirror when I shut it 0.0
Ikinoki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine you wash your head close your eyes and then open them and see that you are in deep space. Now you are dying from asphyxation and heat in space looking at the Milky Way from 500000 ly away and not even thinking that it's Milky Way, your dying brain just tries to understand what the fuck has happened.
abenton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am faster than your eyelids, so don't be too worried about seeing me.
TheTalkingPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Omg I swear I thought I was the only one! Kind of similar to not wanting to look back when I'm waling down the corridor to my room... I always think something is going to start chasing me! lol
SoWhatIfImChristian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This used to scare me a lot as well, especially when I showered at night while everyone else was asleep. Sometimes after rinsing out the shampoo from my hair, I'd take a swing in front of me just in case before I opened my eyes. Can never be too safe.
jadesaddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bathrooms just scare me. I'm afraid someone will be in my shower. I'm afraid that if I look down to wash my face in front of the sink and look back up, I will see someone standing behind me.
Richter02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
about to take a shower right now I didn't need to read this
Swedishiron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bald
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you Rockwell?
Cerseis_Brother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Hitchcock!
Lereas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While unemployed after a layoff a couple years back, I was showering on a Friday afternoon after doing some yardwork.
Opened my eyes after washing my face and saw someone standing there with the curtain pulled back a little bit, smiling a super creepy smile at me.
I completely flipped out for about 2 seconds, flailing my arms and searching frantically for a weapon and nearly having a heart attack before my brain caught up to my eyes and I realized it was my wife who had apparently come home early from work and decided it would be a great idea to nearly kill her husband.
[deleted] ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 13:51:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified of licking envelopes in case there are insect eggs embedded within the glue. That, and the Seinfeld episode where Susan dies from toxins within cheap glue. Whether or not it actually occurs, it's just not worth the risk.
lord_allonymous ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:17:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually work in quality control at a plant that makes that glue. So, if that does happen it would be my fault, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you solely inspect the adhesive qualities, or does your job include some kind of toxicity testing as well?
smhntr ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:23:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He pre-licks the edges of the envelopes; if he dies then they know his batch is bad and hire a new guy.
That's how they do it at my place anyway. 8 years on and no bad batches, bitches!
juicius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Either that or you have slowly built up your immunity.
lord_allonymous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We don't measure the toxicity directly, no.
CallMeJoel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing the story you read about licking envelopes and bugs is the story where a woman licks an envelope and weeks later her tongue got swollen. When the doctor cuts her tongue open a live cockroach flies out? Am I right? I did some research on it and the story is fake. Cockroaches lay eggs in egg cases. Also, the body temperature won't be suitable for the eggs to hatch inside the tongue.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's an urban legend, it just always crosses my mind when closing an envelope. It's hard to lick anything when you've just had cockroaches on the brain.
neocommenter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:15:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I use a sponge because I'm terrified of opening up an artery via papercut on my tongue.
GrassyNol ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:48:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you would have to lick like 100 to 200 like she did for it to actually kill you
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:20:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still not worth it when I can dip my finger in water!
Marlito10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For a long while now I've wet the envelope by licking my finger and rubbing it on the glue.
Im alive so I guess its worked so far.
Tactical_Moonstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Post office workers have a wet sponge for this reason.
riptaway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always found it funny how people are so afraid of things like this, and asteroids, getting attacked by a shark, etc. And then they go and drive on the highway while eating food high in sodium and cholesterol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always associate envelope glue with duck piss since that one episode of Friends.
I_want_hard_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But thats like 50% of the enjoyment of sending a letter.
lostmetoreddit ยท 1165 points ยท Posted at 13:25:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The suicide forest in Japan? I think it's Japan. ..where supposedly spirits lurk about
RayBoogs ยท 1397 points ยท Posted at 13:33:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The suicide forest isn't a myth thats the scary bit. A forest where hundreds of people have killed themselves, and where you can stumble across a human skeleton.
Heres the Vice documentary on it. Pretty weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8
theyoussef123 ยท 505 points ยท Posted at 14:04:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yakuza sent kidnap victims, goons, and just n00bs in general to the Suicide Forest to loot the bodies of the dead before cops came around.
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 598 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, imagine getting kidnapped then thrown into the woods. "There's a bunch of dead bodies in here. Take this sack and fill it with their wallets and stuff. Also, there may or may not be vengeful spirits lurking about and whatnot. Anyway, see you in eight hours, fuckface!"
OniTan ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 17:45:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good horror movie.
ChaosMotor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:31:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is a good horror movie!
Wablam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw the movie I think on Netflix awhile back, I'll try and confirm and post the title when I get to my laptop
OniTan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has it been done? I thought I had a billion dollar idea!
Wablam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:24:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this is the movie I saw about the suicide forest. Not the same scenario as your idea, but it does have a lot of vengeful spirits from the forest and things of that nature.
I do think your version would be a lot better
Deesing82 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:04:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah because even if the person survives it's still horrifying they're a kidnapping victim
OniTan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:07:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And all the spooky ghosts and skeletons in the forest!
doylehargrave ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:28:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or another Rogan/Franco stoner comedy
samoorai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:26:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, that would be hilarious.
OniTan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Like, zoiks Scoob. This forest sure is creepy."
BitingInsects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It gets dark and he hears a little girl singing Japanese riddles.
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a good action movie.
seamusocoffey ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 18:37:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dumbledore sees that as a reasonable detention
SirRonaldofBurgundy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it should tell you more about the Yakuza; these dudes are hard enough to cut off their own fingers, but they won't go into this forest themselves.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:27:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:36:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:11:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Wvlf_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chavs lose first.
Anthro88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't you just escape?
PlayerSdk ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:04:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't simply escape the Yakuza
kyriose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Forest of the Mononoke
Degru ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Giant demon boar with goo tentacles? Nope. That movie was great, but it was also pretty fucked up if you think about it.
kyriose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, but all of the movies by Studio Ghibli are like that. Also the ending sucked to Mononoke.
SpotNL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I'd be more scared of the Yakuza than the 'spirits'. I've never heard of spirits flaying you alive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So...Halloween?
rapturexxv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hehe "vengeful spirits"
huldumadur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She's getting ready to swap you into the entire enemy team...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you think the bodies got there.
echtav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I'm never going to japan
LordHellsing11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see this J-Horror movie.
BADJUSTlCE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some will do it for minimum wage
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Farts in hand and waves it in your face Sha-sha!
coderascal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
8hr workday? Not too shabby.
redheadedalex ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:07:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read it as though the Yakuza spoke with Italian mafia accents. Made me lol
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
n00bs man...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why wouldn't they just leave?
theyoussef123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because this is the fucking Yakuza, they have literal armies of men and choppers and everything.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty cool I guess.
LeRawxWiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So if I'm bad at Halo and get teabagged, I might qualify as a n00b worthy for the Suicide Forest?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
noobs? :S
theyoussef123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They were sent as initiation into the Yakuza.
scomperpotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as Yahoo. Didn't change my belief that it was true.
thehiddenshadow ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 13:57:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely love the vice doc for the suicide forest. Definitely one of the best docs out there. It's heartbreaking to see that a beautiful place like that is linked to so many tragedies.
Crappy_Legal_Advice ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 16:03:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the old man who has to walk through the forest to make sure there aren't any bodies is just so nice. He's constantly saying how he hopes no one ever has to feel so bad that they feel the need to kill themself and then he tries to be nice to that guy that was probably there to kill himself. I'm glad there are people like him in the world.
bosskis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:15:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 18:41:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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RaptorJesusDesu ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:34:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He seemed pretty sincere; I think that's enough for most people. He could hate them all deep inside for all I care.
Garrick420 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:48:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he explained in the beginning of the documentary that he was a biologist.
Crappy_Legal_Advice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:23 on July 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry it took so long for a reply. I realize that's his job, but it seemed like he genuinely cared about people. Just because it was his job doesn't mean he didn't seriously care.
RayBoogs ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:00:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is a good one. I really like the way Vice make their documentaries. There are obviously a few dodgey and pretentious ones, but the majority are really great.
Well_then_sir ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:11:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the part that really drives it home is the part where they actually found someone camping out there and possibly planning their suicide.
mistergiantacorn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's crazy in that doc when the forest ranger guy that they are following comes across a dude in a tent who is thinking about it. He has to talk people out of doing it.
Phnglui ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a big problem with that documentary. When he comes across the "skeleton," why are the bones perfectly bleached? Why don't the clothes show any sign of decomposition or stains?
Taarabt7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:31:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably because of a lack of rain and being in a particularly dry environment, but other than that I really can't guess why.
Phnglui ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If that was the case you'd expect the corpse to be mummified rather than completely clean bones.
It really seems like they took a toy skeleton and dressed it up for the video.
jokubolakis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the boots look brand new
RayBoogs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:57:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because you touch yourself at night, thats why.
Nah I don't know or really care, it was a cool doc.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:41:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In all honesty, I don't find it terrifying at all. It looks serene and peaceful, sad about the suicides but it's a beautiful place to end it.
minibabybuu ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:57:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
watching it made me decide to call my therapist for a visit. I didn't realize how low I was feeling until watching someone talk about suicide and listening to my internal dialogue respond.
RayBoogs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:36:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad it got you to talk to someone mate. I hope you feel better soon!
minibabybuu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I already got to the point of 0 fucks given, its so bad I ended my 3 year relationship before realizing I actually did give a fuck about that... hopefully that can be fixed.
RedditCanBeAScumbag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you ever need to talk to someone I'm here, there's also a couple of subreddits if you need.
/r/SuicideWatch /r/StopSelfHarm /r/depression
Hang in there.
minibabybuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have an appointment booked for next week so I should be fine. As long as my family works with me and keeps me busy and from being alone I will be fine. Its when im left alone with my thought that things get the worst
Thanks
darkwave90 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in this video has the most depressing job in the world.
RayBoogs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or most rewarding, if he can stop someone from killing themselves.
Dr_Manatee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
There's also a bridge where hundreds of dogs have jumped off of. There's a Cracked article with this and the suicide forest in it, I'll try to pull it up.
Edit: Not first, forest.
RayBoogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I think I've read about that. weird stuff.
Dr_Manatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aha, here it is.
http://www.cracked.com/article/181_the-6-creepiest-places-earth/
Some seriously creepy shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That josh monster hunter guy went in there, he found a tent with a bloodied machete iirc, and they also caught someone standing in the woods then crouch down and dissapear, i love the monster hunting documentaries but it's so hard to take it seriously knowing what reality tv is like.
semicolonsonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Destination Truth! I love that show. I love learning about myths from around the world
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to go there with a backpack full of food and water, a map, and a compass and just wander off the path for a day or two. Experiencing that atmosphere knowing the back story would be amazing.
Problem is I think it's illegal to go off the path and into the actual forest proper.
silmaril89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the part about spirits lurking about is.
trebor_mint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in that documentary deserves medals for what he is doing there.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything about that video looked staged.
trianna-uk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched a different documentary on Japan that touched on the forest near the end. For this one you did see an officer speak to someone, but he said he couldn't stop her unless he knew for sure. No pictures of bones or anything, just an eerily peaceful place.
ChuckS117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a show called "Destination Truth. It's mostly about "paranormal investigation" with your typical: "There! Did you see that?! camera shows nothing" lines.
But, the thing that I love about this show is the places they visit to do mentioned investigations. There's an episode about this forest (S2E11) and damn it's creepy as hell. It's the first time I believed one of the places they visited was truly haunted (along with their Chernobyl expedition).
Definitely recommend watching this episode even if you are not a fan of the show or the genre. Amazon has it On Demand, I think.
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that forest must be really eerie. That Chernobyl episode sounds sketchy, always wanted to visit that place.
ChuckS117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should watch it if you can, it's actually quite interesting.
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll dig it out on Youtube hopefully!
SEX_ROBOT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand why the bodies aren't found. Couldn't it be a simple case of putting a check point at the entrance and making people sign in and out. If somebody checks in but doesn't check out. Well I would figure that something bad happened
RayBoogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't really think a "in and out door" for a 14 square mile forest would work. How would you stop people just walking to a bit that doesn't have a gate where you sign in?
SEX_ROBOT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good point
2_minutes_in_the_box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched this, it was pretty disturbing.
RobbieMcSkillet ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:39:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aokigahara
verdatum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link for the lazy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara
blackseaoftrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also known as the Black Sea of Trees.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:51:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
SeamusTheGreat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:35:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend who went there. He said as soon as you go into the forest you feel suddenly drained of your happiness. He described it as all the spirits who died there urging you on to kill yourself.
But I don't believe all that supernatural stuff, and just put it down to a placebo effect, walking around a place where hundreds of people kill themselves would make anyone feel weird.
Quasic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:02:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went camping there last summer. Didn't see anything, but it's still extremely creepy to be there.
There are these huge, natural pits dotted through parts of the forest. And the floor is oddly volcanic in places. Very creepy place to be.
verdatum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You went camping in Aokigahara? Did you see the yarn trails? The suicide hotline signs? Any signs of people being there at all?
Quasic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:52 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aokigahara is pretty huge, and we didn't go the same route that they took in the Vice documentary, so we didn't see the yarn. There were some signs against suicide, but not near where we camped. Nor did we go as far in as I would have liked, but it was still a thoroughly weird place to be.
Sea of trees is very much how it felt. It was so cloudy/foggy we couldn't see Fuji there either.
WhipWing ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:13:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They havn't even recovered half of the bodies.
candypuppet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:58:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't find that scary, just incredibly sad
tIRANasaurus_Rex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:12:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's an episode of Destination Truth where they go there, really cool episode.
knm20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that show! That's one of my favorite episodes. I watch that show all the time because it's on netflix. I love the crew and the humor and all the cool places/people they visit. I wish it was still going.
Moncole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They should make a horror game besed around that forest.
MyUsername1212 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
There are loads of looters, so if you're thinking about going there to loot, don't. Probably already been picked clean
I knew about it from this video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9bOA72aa9I
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is in no way, shape, or form, an "Urban Legend".
That's like saying Auschwitz is your favorite ghost story.
Greybeard29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's quite a popular tourist attraction as you can see all of the dead peoples possessions
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend. A rural reality.
Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep Japan
skizmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
spirits don't exist. The suicide forest does...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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lostmetoreddit ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:32:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't sure it was in Japan. ..
PROJECTNARWHAL ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:41:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so stupid, sorry, I read it as In Japan instead of I think it's Japan.
[deleted] ยท 697 points ยท Posted at 13:18:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer. The actual story is hokey and lame, but that picture... I see it when I close my eyes at night. Smiledog is just as bad.
Also that freaky Asian webcomic with the animation. I was more annoyed than frightened at first, then I had a nightmare about it; it doesn't help that I'm afraid of walking alone in the dark anyway.
[deleted] ยท 325 points ยท Posted at 14:29:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do not think the picture of Jeff is as scary as it used to be because I always think of Flo from the Progressive commercials.
luckym00se ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:39:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for making Jeff less scary for me.
amedeus ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:49:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And Flo more scary for me :<
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I aim to please :)
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:32:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like the insidious guy. Hey it's darth maul!!!
Bojangly7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Insidious was a good movie. A lot of people hate on it but I liked it a lot. The only weird part was when they went into the devil land, it seemed pretty fake to me but the rest was good.
Bojangly7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like Neymar in Darth Maul makeup.
DaedricWindrammer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me it looks like the goblin titan from aot.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one that ate Eren's mom in the first episode?
DaedricWindrammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No the awesome one in the later episodes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rogue Titan is the common name.
brmikn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just curious, how do you think of Flo when you see Jeff the killer?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To me they look alike, his face reminds me of Flo.
brmikn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:12:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huh...yeah, I think I see it now...only this has the reverse effect on me...I'm now terrified of Flo
meatloaf760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of this picture. What is it?
zenyoul ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:09:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine a baked baked potato(wide eyes) with a Glasgow smile.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was scary until I read the story. That has to be one of the most poorly written things I have ever read. Both the content and form were just awful.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think of the overly attached girlfriend meme. Also to make Jeffrey less scary google: "go to slop"
Daxos157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always thought Marilyn Manson.
Dr_Sasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great, now I think of that picture and just imagine Jeff saying, "SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING TO PROGRESSIVE."
Wistian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the resemblance is uncanny
[deleted] ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 13:45:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer is why I hate to open my eyes at night. I refuse to sleep on my side so I won't be staring into that ghastly face.
[deleted] ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 14:04:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was very young, maybe about eleven, I read a book of scary stories. In one of them a skeptical man volunteered to stay overnight in a haunted castle; he saw and heard nothing all night until about midnight, when he opened his eyes and saw a severed, blood-dripping head hovering above his bed. Apparently he ran as fast as he could out of there.
I'm almost twenty-one now and I never go to bed without thinking about that story at least once.
bannedfromeverysub ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:00:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it this book? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scary_Stories_to_Tell_in_the_Dark
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:22:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved that book! MY favorite one was about the "viper"
your_uncle_mike ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:01:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am the viper. I vish to vash and vipe the vindows.
caitlinadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're making a movie!!!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so. This happened in England in the late 90s-early 2000s and from the look of it that book was American, not to mention the other stories don't ring any bells. I think it was just a generic book of ghost stories - maybe that story was in both of them?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:22:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought of that book too, but I think it just has a different version of the same story. I think that one was about a skeptic kid who tried to stay overnight in a haunted house until a severed head fell down the chimney and screamed at him.
MetalAlbatross ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me Tie Doughty Walker!
Witness_Da_Crispness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LYNCHY CYNCHY DINGO DINGO!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, yep, that was it. I remember reading that and then being terrified that a ghost was gonna show up and kill my dog somehow.
natexoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading that somewhere too but I can't remember now! :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I have the book at my Dad's. I'll have a look when I next visit.
xygo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Sounds familiar too. I remember I had a book of Grimms fairy tales. Could it be one of those ?
Edit: I think I was thinking of this story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Youth_Who_Went_Forth_to_Learn_What_Fear_Was
scary as heck when I was a kid.
SoManyShades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That' was my brother's favorite episode of "Fairy Tale Theater" as a kid, it was great. All of those were great because of the humor and the casts. I need to rewatch those.
Apparently they're on Hulu?
RadioactiveHappiness ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:23:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that story, although I don't think it ends that way. There were a couple of people who stayed at the haunted inn, and the last guy, some hippie musician, saw the bloody hand and instead of running away, he told the hand "You need a band aid dude?" He was really chill about it
elemonated ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody fiiiiingerrrrs
(I remember that :D)
Lucarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had this book about weird supernatural events that were supposed to be scary. The stories were kind of lame, but the drawings after the title of the stories were fucking horrifying. They were black and white and had an 1800 hundreds sketch look to them. One was of a man with a camera instead of his head, looking right into your soul. Fuck that book. I also remember there was one that I was too scared to ever look at when I got to it, I can't remember what it is but I know it terrified me. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.
KristoffOfArendelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read one similar to that.
Although the head didn't scare him.
A mouse did.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is it?
Sir_Baconhamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to sleep at a hospital one night but instead i was listening to someone read the first three jeff the killer stories on youtube. Was not able to sleep right for months after that.
ThatPhatKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of Jeff the killer... Explain?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:13:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some creepypasta about a teenager who moves into town with his family. He then gets bullied by the local neighborhood kids so much that he goes insane, burns his eyebrows and cuts the edges of his mouth to form a creepy smile. And before you are killed by him, he says "GO TO SLEEP".
It's mildly creepy, but the image, good fucking god.
tamagawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lynchee-kinchee-colly-molly-dingo-dingo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People keep mentioning that story, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't the one.
tamagawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On second thought, you're right. There were a few overlapping elements (skeptic staying in a haunted house and a severed head at the end) but otherwise completely different stories. My bad!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I had a friend tell me a story that ended in "and at the foot of his bed, there was a six foot tall corpse."
Couldn't open my eyes at night for weeks.
talon999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ME TIE DOUGHTY-WALKER
arnapoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meee tieee do mee walkerrrr
HoldenH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow every night?
olitod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remembered that book. It had a black cover right? Kind of small with a ghost illustration. The severed head was a disgruntled blue middleaged ghost face?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MEE TI DOTEE WALKER!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:34:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY NOPE, BATMAN!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that Uncle Fester?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:03:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Source. Though I've spoiled the ending.
CheeseSticker666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck? I don't know why this is so startling to me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I've always been creeped out by the look of "excitement" on the monster's face. Plus, the element of inherent suspense.
The original video is far worse, but I've spoiled part of the ending.
laurasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
UGH.
KingMishka ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:47:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a heads up, sleeping on your back increases your chance of having sleep paralysis, during which you're very likely to see something like Jeff standing over you. Lying your your side might just be safer...
semiForce ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:28:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The antidote for Jeffthekilleritis is to look up Jeff the potato.
MrHyperspace ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:37:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time! I get sleep paralysis episodes many times. The scariest one was when I was laying on my side and I saw a frost white face rise slowly from the edge of my bed making full eye contact with me while rising. It kept on rising and came on my eye level. I know it wasn't real, it was just a nightmare but th
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:54:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what? But what? What did you see?!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:33:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/LLYaNRm
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Last sleep paralysis episode I had I couldn't see anything due to being stuck under my blanket. what I heard was TV static and what sounded like a little girl screaming bloody-murder at the top of her lungs right by my head. As soon as I was able to move I began to flail wildly. I slept under two blankets that night.
DeadlyPear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/HJfqT2h.jpg like this?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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totalnerdgasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for reminding me of that bit of terror from my childhood. :(
Originalaccountwontw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The last time there was an eartquake here my first thought was.'Jesus Christ, I'm going to roll onto the floor and he'll ne under my bed'
Then it was a string of curses because I fell too hard on my knees and elbows.
Pie_Lord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:38:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would've pictured him running into walls and shit since he burned his eyelids out, making him unable to blink, so he would be blind.
ayedfy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:23:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the animation of Jeff someone on the internet made? NSFL
ScholarlyGentlelady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what if you wake up and he's standing over you?
kjbigs282 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always had a fear of seeing a face in the dark. I guess the fact that I've had that fear since I was a child has just given me more time to address it and get over it. The best way to get rid of a fear like that is by associating it with something completely absurd.
jereoxy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What, you sleep next to a mirror or something?
OfMiceAndMouseMats ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:56:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer is proper hilarious if you read the story.
If people want a rundown - Jeff is a boy of unknown age who moves to a new town. He keeps getting a strange feeling. One day he and his brother are ambushed by twelve year olds at the bus stop. The twelve year olds pull knives on him, but he beats the shit out of them. Twelve year olds pull knives on him and he beats the shit out of them. I felt the need to say that twice just in case you're only skimming, because its fucking gold and too funny to ignore.
The police come to his door. Jeff's like, yeah, I beat the shit out of them. Then his brother appears with a knife. The policemen point a gun at him, because apparently carrying a knife in your own home is a crime. His brother is like, no, I did it. The police are like, whatever, we'll send the brother to borstal. Jeff is proper sad about this.
Fast forward to a party three days later. Jeff goes to a child's birthday party and is ambushed yet again by the twelve year olds, who have made a miraculous recovery apparently. A big, 'Family Guy Chicken Fight'-style fight breaks out, which involves Jeff being kicked in the face, having a bottle of whiskey smashed off his head, and being shot at by the guns the twelve year olds are carrying (lolwut). None of the adults try to stop this, because of personal adult reasons.
Jeff kills the twelve year olds, but is covered with vodka and bleach and is set on fire. He goes to the burns unit of the hospital where he is left for two weeks. Then the doctor brings his family in before revealing what he looks like (lol) and, surprise-fucking-surprise, he looks like a burn victim. The doctor sends him home without any plastic surgery (lol). Jeff gets off on his new face, burns his eyelids off and cuts his mouth into a smile (lol).
He then starts murdering people, the end.
Honestly its too funny not to read all the way through. My friend and I spent about an hour and a half reading it because we kept laughing and trying to rationalise what was going on. There are other highlights to do with the writing, including 'a pair of two eyes' and 'a thing of bleach', you can only see by reading it yourself.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:02:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't laugh, twelve-year-olds are fucking terrifying - with their beady little eyes, shrill squeals and long, bald, scaly tails...
Wait, no, that's rats I'm thinking of.
noreligionplease ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And constantly fucking my mom on XBL
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 15:02:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The comic in question
MrAnder5on ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:49:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All aboard the NOPE train. Next stop Fuckthatville.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:28:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I clicked it once, many years ago. It's always lingering in the back of my mind when I read a scary story on the internet. Like maybe this web page is like that web page, and it's designed to be crazy as fuck just when you scroll down thiiiis far... shudder.
I honestly can't even remember what the images on that comic look like, I just remember being super scared. But do I want to go and face my fears right now? Fuuuuck no.
All abooooard!
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
heh.. you must be new in this stuff..
IamGrimReefer ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:19:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if you don't want to shit yourself: mute and scroll all the way to the end with your eyes closed, then go back to the beginning and read.
Great_Chairman_Mao ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:37:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I love these instructions. Mute and close your eyes. Exact steps I followed to watch scary movies when I was a child.
deadkate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled to the end without closing my eyes, my headphones are lying on the desk. Can confirm, follow these directions exactly.
Source: have shit self.
Moikee ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:35:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I click that at work? fucking hell.
lickthecowhappy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did anybody see/hear you?
Moikee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:43:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They may have heard my manly squeal :/
lickthecowhappy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fantastic. Only my dog heard the "oh fuck!" that was scared out of me.
zirnez ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:46:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I kept getting startled!
masongr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:53:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wave to the camera Shelly!
ABTYF ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm...so...startled.
awesomeninja1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:05:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuck thhhaaaaaat shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
MrsRatt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:25:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's another one but it's not quite as creepy.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man I am really good at hitting the exit button when I get startled.
Fuck that.
lickthecowhappy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:38:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that hella got me. I don't normally jump at that kind of stuff but that one was good.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
I think twisted joints are a bit more concerning than messy hair... Welp, that's what is to be expected from a teenage anime girl, I suppose. Always preoccupied with looks.
insatiablecreativity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't expecting that.. o.o
Grillburg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Kng_Wasabi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, I've still get shivers from the one with the butcher midget on a train.
latenitekid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled straight down to see the picture... Didn't think it would scare me, but it did. ;_;
[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 13:41:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where did that stuff even originated from? I know where Slenderman came from, but where did Jeff the Killer pop up? I'm too scared to open the Know Your Meme page.
[deleted] ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ask me - I'm too scared too! There's probably a way of blocking the pictures on a website, though. I should look that up.
Funny thing is, I like to read scary things and creepypastas but I hate looking at pictures; I guess it's because pictures leave nothing to the imagination whereas I can avoid imagining anything too gruesome when I'm reading. Looking at the creepypasta wiki is a no-go for me...
[deleted] ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 14:03:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would it make you even more scared that people fantasize themselves being with Jeff the Killer, and draw him as "kawaii desu" as possible?
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 14:14:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It honestly wouldn't shock me. People sent fanmail to Jeffery Dahmer, after all.
Besides, I've been on dA for nearly a decade - nothing can shock me now.
EDIT: Wouldn't, not would. Fuck.
Alashion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:43:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/312/b/f/ask_jeff_the_killer_3_question_11__by_mikaelbratloni-d6tjpql.png http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/216/a/b/jeff_the_killer_cute_c__by_liizesparza_chan-d62a2s5.jpg
Relevant.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These things are so much scarier when they gain "fanbase". Ugh.
Flashpoint_Batz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:54:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the Game LittleBigPlanet, people make/copy SO many Jeff the Killer levels, and one guy does an "Ask Jeff the Killer" series.
DiscoHippo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same way! I love SCP, but i can't handle any pictures at all. I could open a page that only has a picture of a clock and it startles me really bad.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst picture is the one on SCP 106, the Old Man - like a horrible, skinless goblin-thing, urgh.
Or that giant coral that eats things, that's pretty freaky.
DiscoHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember the number, but the statue that only moves when you don't see it (like the Blink angels on doctor who), that thing got me physically upset.
I can look at it now without being scared, but originally my brain couldn't form a conclusion as to what i was actually seeing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SCP-173! Yeah, that one's pretty bad.
The Flesh That Hates gets me the worst, though.
cptnuzzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you might be interested in this .
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Old Man is horrendous, taking into account the fact that the only way to contain him is to keep building more containment around him.
LeapYearFriend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anything on the creepypasta wiki inevitably has a smiledog image at the bottom anyways because of the "related/recommended" pages so that's all BS
jadesaddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe there's a chrome extension to disable photos or animations!
cottonheadedninnymug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's how you do it. Open the page, and quickly look down at your keyboard. Without looking at the screen, press ctrl+a, ctrl+c, ctrl+w. That will highlight the whole thing, copy it, and close the window. Open notepad and press ctrl+v. For easier viewing, copy it all again and paste it into Word. REMEMBER TO RE_COPY FROM NOTEPAD BEFORE PASTING TO WORD.
Kurohagane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ, when i was younger exploring the SCP site and clicking on the random page was a gamble whether there would be terrifying pictures in the article or not. I once was reading a 2spooky article when my older sister came into the room and saw me with my hand glued to the monitor where the picture was casually reading. More awkward than porn.
brinkley26 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:49:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mostly people just making them up for gags, really
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he just popped up somewhere on 4chan's /x/ board.
Keaton4494 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman and Jeff the Killer came from the Something Awful forums.
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story came from 4chan
Picture came from newgrounds
Source: Know your meme
Maria-Stryker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The same way Slenderman did, people crowd-sourcing and making up stories on the internet for fun.
Ben_geee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC the image came from 4chan repeatedly photoshopping a picture of a girl until they came out with Jeff.
Hodothegod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically Jeff was bullied and the bullies threw alcohol in his face and lit it on fire. His mother knew he was different, his face was leathery, ect. He did something? I think he cut out his eyelids I think and asked his mom "am I pretty?" and she said "yes". So then she went to her husband and said "get the gun" and Jeff was there, he murdered them both, now kills people.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:40:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's now a professional murderer, Ph.D from the College of Murdering.
(Still though, why didn't they take that poor kid to the damn hospital or mental institution?)
RnRaintnoisepolution ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:39:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get nGabe, instead of Jeff the killer you get his glorious face.
The_Dalek_Emperor ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:39:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ths story is quite rubbish, the picture must have really contributed to it's popularity. Here is a link to the original photo before it was photo-shopped.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:43:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there just a link to the original on its own? I'm such a pussy I can't even look at the thing long enough to scroll past it...
RavenousPonies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you want it. The picture is actually more scary, it just looks so normal, yet not... I don't know how to describe it other than 2spooky4me
jtblair92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't seem to find it. Is it the one of that girl that is photoshopped? None of these are significantly disturbing. The popular edited one is off-putting, but it's so obviously manipulated as to merit little attention. I'd love to see the one that appears so normal/not normal as you've described!
RavenousPonies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe we're talking about the same one with the girl because, though I may be incorrect, I was under the impression that it was the 'original' photo. I thought that the very little editing that was performed on th photo made the girl appeared almost normal, but strange enough to put the photo in an unsettling limbo between normal and abnormal.
I thought they were pretty scary...
jtblair92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see. My cool indifference is likely thanks to my lingering daylight here. I'll be sobbing under my blankets with the lights on in a few hours, I'm sure.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there a sort of documentary or video of "Jeff the killer"? I remember there was a part with an interview.
AlaskanWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That 'original photo' is more fucking disturbing than the known one.
imanganPDT ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:44:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I didn't know what smiledog was so I googled it. There was a picture with my name that said don't go to sleep tonight. Looks like I won't be getting any sleep
update for /u/Karnas: woke up not chained to his bed this morning. Relieved but a bit disappointed.
Karnas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, Ian. You'll just wake up chained to his bed when you wake up.
deadkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup.
reptilianhuman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:59:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen the Jeff the Killer face so many times that it doesn't really do much. Fuck that Asian webcomic though. So god damn loud.
TheDon835 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, let me tell you a story. One night I was at my friends house and he was asleep, about 3 am. There was an askreddit thread about scary stories that actually happened in real life. I had my friends turtle beaches on and I clicked a link. Bad choice. It was the jeff the killers face flashing and a horrifying scream. I threw those fucking headphones off so fast. I got in bed with him to go to sleep. Fucking scared shitless that whole night.
iownannes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:00:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a variation that's worse.
https://www.google.com/search?channel=fflb&q=jeff+the+killer&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbs=ic:specific,isc:yellow&ei=FB60U7qRItGdyATr0YGQDA
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:09:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, nope. Not gonna. Not gonna look. Can't fool me. /sobs/
CarbonCreed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The combination of Smile Dog and Jeff is the worst fucking thing on the internet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hahahaha, 2spoopy, no sleep 2nite.
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing at this stupid fucking face.
poodledoodlezz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AGH. I couldn't block the computer screen fast enough :(
spolly2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Click Click Click.
PROJECTNARWHAL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stared at that photo for about 5 mins then decided to click a link that said 'I made a Jeff The Killer/Smile Dog hybrid. Fuck my sleeping pattern.
ImThatGuy42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody will link the picture because they are scared of it.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude my first experience with that picture was when my older brother told me to go on 420yolo.com. DO NOT GO ON THAT WEBSITE. IT IS A SCREAMER. Honestly the scariest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Nobody wanted to get close to the computer to turn it off so for like 8 minutes straight there were like 3 panic attacks all around. I forgot about Jeff the killer for like half a year and now reddit has reminded me again :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This completely. The picture is horrifying. The story is dumb. "Welp, you admitted it, time to go to juvie for a year"....
ARE YOU A COURTROOM, OFFICER? CAN YOU JUDGE GUILT AND HOW LONG THAT PERSON WILL BE IN JAIL FOR SELF DEFENSE?
That story made me cringe.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's like the stuff I wrote when I was 12 - worse, even. And I wrote about giant demon wolves attacking concentration camps.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fuhrer!
Ze Werewolves.
DimmyDimmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the killer just sounds like some emo sociopathic wet dream to me. Can't take it seriously at all.
MannschaftPilz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130425014541/villains/images/5/51/Jeff-the-killer-o.gif
So spooky
Sir_Lemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw the Smiledog picture once, and that was two years ago. To this day, it freaks me out if I think about it. Plus, my neighbors own a Siberian Husky that enjoys watching my house, and my bedroom window happens to look right into their back yard, where their Husky stays. So yeah.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw the picture first, without context scared the shit out of me, thought he was a woman for the longest time,haha. It's just one of those images that's so much scarier without context. Jeff is much scarier as a fucked up woman with weird lips.
tytiger1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that story! Not because it's so scary, but because it is utter garbage! And I have never seen such an obvious Photoshop as bad as the Jeff the killer one!! That story and it's fanbase are an insult to horror.
Bior37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That god fucking awful story robbed the picture of all fear.
And then discovering that Jeff has been co opted by an 11 year old anime fanbase, where they give him spikey black hair, have him duel Slenderman, and have him kill women quickly because "His mom was abused and he respects women." It made me want to quit the internet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had never heard of this story. Why. Why did I have to google it? I still haven't read the story. Can someone tell me what it's about? I am not going to open that tab again.
HaroldTheSpineFucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could forget that picture, I too, see it and smiledog when I close my eyes at night :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
go to sleep...
Moderated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish they didn't use that picture, so people wouldn't pretend that story was anything but terrible
SpiderArcana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't go on the creepy pasta subreddit any more because of that goddamned picture. I have to either turn off the thingy that shows the subreddit stuff, or hold my hand up where the picture will be to cover it. Stupid picture.
jadesaddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I hate smiledog. Brought me chills just thinking about it. The original photo (the one not of the dog) is even scarier. Smile.jpg I think it is?
It's pictures that get to me. Even the photo from the Squidward's Suicide creepypasta gives me the chills.
bahgheera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading through these comments, trying to think of something that actually scares me, and that stupid animated comic is the only thing I could think of. It was after midnight, everyone was asleep, I had the headphones on and I wasn't expecting any sound or anything. I mean, it's just a static webpage, right? And then KLAKLAKLAKLAKLAKLA and I almost jumped all the way across the room.
Originalaccountwontw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Smile Dog makes me cry and get nauseous for some reason.
xSPYXEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck are you on about? Jeff the killer is a joke. Smile dog is top tier spooky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the eyes! Everything else looks like a bad mime, it's the eyes that get me...
thetunasalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Talk about Asian, check out a comic called Inuyasha. It used to give me nightmare when i was a kid. When it comes to weird shit, aint nobody beat Japan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that about a guy with cat ears or something?
thetunasalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya it is bro
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever read Junji Ito? Now there's a scary manga!
thetunasalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that one too! I totally forget about that, gotta quit reading it back in middle school after a chapter where this dude turn into a snail. Man this shit did give me nightmares. The image was somewhat realistic, you gotta be a psycho to make up some shit like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Been two years since I last saw Jeff's picture, and Smile dogs. Still can't get those two fuckers out of my head. Every once in awhile I'll be about to fall asleep, think of one or the other, and decide it's a good night to sleep with a bat close at hand and the lights on.
DerpTe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Bong Chong Dong Ghost, it's called.
I'm not kidding.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THAT KOREAN WEBCOMIC IS AWFUL
NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH SOMETHING THAT TERRIFYING
2_minutes_in_the_box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Asian webcomic was awesome.
ShepPawnch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well that was unpleasant.
gamv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here is one of the webcomics for anyone wondering.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus fucking christ that webcomic is terrifying T~T
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the picture of Jeff the Killer? I've never seen it...
MrMustangg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking webcomic, man. My friend was nice enough to tell me it moved beforehand but no one told him. He nearly shit himself.
qquiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Asian webcomic is dumb at first. But it sticks with you. I find myself randomly thinking about it sometimes and it just makes me squirm. Like...how...why??
outragedmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean THIS webcomic?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol that's the worst creepypasta I've read, and I've read a LOT..
the picture is also silly..
you should see the decomposing head that was broadcast in split-frames of the TV program and people started killing themselves and shit.
graydog117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my friend watched a cry reads of that, fast forwarded to the jump scare by accident, pants were shat.
Vampiric-Argonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man that webcomic, I think I have it in my bookmarks somewhere.
Scroll down for translation. Is what they always said.
uquackmeup_00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK man. Just googled the picture. Worst decision.
Degru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those pictures don't bother me at all. Y'all need some Zฬ อจอฬอจฬฬอจอจอฆอฏฬฬฬอฅอฏออฬดฬขอ ฬอฬฅฬฅฬณฬฐฬฬอฬฬ ฬฎฬฉฬฐAออฆอฌฬออชฬฟอฬธออ ฬนฬฃอฬอฬฒLฬออฏอฆฬอฬดอฬงอฬคฬฬซฬฆฬฅฬนฬบอฬฎฬฌGฬฬอฬอฆฬอฅฬอฎฬอฬถออฬฃฬซฬญออ อOอซอจฬ ฬกฬตออฬนฬบฬ ฬอฬชอฬฒฬชฬฆฬฬชฬคอฬปฬฬผ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have yet to see that asian comic. people always talk about it, but it is the one thing im keeping blue.
SIMULATIONTERMINATED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What Asian webcomic are you talking about?
TrixiDelite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of Jeff the Killer. Should I Google it, or nope?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hilariously shitty fanfic, unhilariously creepy picture.
Think Jack Nicholson's Joker mixed with a bad acid trip; an emo kid with no eyelids, a Glasgow grin from ear to ear and and expression that screams "You're gonna wake up at midnight and see me sniffing your panties - and there's nothing you can do about it. Sleep tight!".
helloiamsilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've unfortunately seen too many "emo-sexified" versions of Jeff the Killer for it to have any impact on me anymore
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People will sex up anything. You'd think there was enough eye-candy around without turning monsters and murderers into sex symbols. I saw Tyranid porn once - and they're basically giant space locusts like the Zerg or the Flood. They don't even have genitals, genders or sex drives, for the God-Emperor's sake!
ParanoidMaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That goddamn animation gave me nightmares. I have a very active imagination, and as such get nightmares easily. For weeks, I woke up in a cold sweat, and with an annoyed family member beating down my door - which didn't make the anxiety any fucking better!
rumdrools ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU ME? I fucking HATE both of those pictures so much.
zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
smile dog was terrible for me, but then the dog my grandparents have stole their dentures, and held it in it's mouth just like that.
now anytime i think about smiledog i see the image of my grandparents dog with dentures and laugh my head off.
tiny as hell toy dog, 60% curly fur, wearing dentures bigger than it should have been able to hold, think of that anytime it comes up.
Skullkan6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff The Killer never needed a story or the weird tweeny fanbase who now presides around him.
Marlito10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is it? The Bong Dong Chong ghost? Its called something like that and while its so stupid its creepy as fuuuccckkk
SyMag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH GOD NOT THAT KOREAN COMIC. I lost sleep over that for a week. That and now I can't walk outside in the dark anymore because I'm afraid this will happen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I first read Jeff the Killer all I could think about was how stupid and poorly-written it was, and how much dumber the picture was. I honestly didn't find anything about it scary or even a little creepy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a picture with his eyes and mouth scaled down captioned "go to slop" (think Mott Romnoy). I can't find it now but it made it less spoopy.
Edit: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120815133134/creepypasta/images/6/6c/Go_to_slop.jpg
LeapYearFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Finally someone who shares my passionate hatred for those two images. I first saw the latter in high school and got intrigued by it (as someone who's always been into psychology, i was just wondering what exactly about it made it so scary) so that lunch i spent about ten minutes at the computer lab just staring at the image and scrutinizing every detail. I came up with nothing.
I then proceeded to have nightmares every night for the next six weeks because I'd so thoroughly memorized the face.
Really though, notice how those two seem to have similar faces? Long flat faces with big teeth and piercing eyes. I think they'd lose about half their scare value if the eyes were replaced with something like sponegbob eyes. And the contrast too! It's so stark.
I'm forever torn between hating paranormal stuff because it gives me nightmares and being so intrigued by it.
Bojangly7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
Griitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God. What's even worse is when your eyes are uncomfortable while in bed, and you have to open them to fix them.
usualsuspects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently learned that that webcomic takes place in a neighborhood where my friend used to live. Would walk through there at all hours of the day and night alone, and I'm just so glad I only found out after my friend moved.
shameless57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Immediately after I opened that Asian webcomic my whole room started shaking. It was an earthquake but it scared the fuck outta me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you come across so casual about the whole earthquake bit. "Ohshit, it's a gho- Wait, no, just a tiddly little earthquake. Nothing to worry about!"
My home is slap bang in the middle of a tectonic plate. If there was an earthquake here I'd probably wet myself in sheer terror.
shameless57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in VA. That was the first and last earthquake I've ever experienced. I was mortified as to how my laptop did that at first.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, I have to confess that for a minute I thought you lived in Japan or Italy or somewhere slightly more... geographically lively.
GodofCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The asian comic is Bong Cheong Dong and when I first saw it, I punched my computer screen but now, I think it is less scary
jakeismyname505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story sort of ruined it for me. Seriously that shit was written by a thirteen year old.
rubsomebacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bong Chong Dong ghost
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I constantly want to meet some sort of demonic being on the street at night, that asian webcomic gave me hope that someday I will ruin into a demon to enslave.
What use is it being a necromancer when nothing undead every finds me? I have been searching my whole life for one skeleton, ghost, ghoul or demon to find me in the dark but nope... just lots of lonely nights out in the cold.
...But someday... someday... I will have my moment in the dark and claim my birth right, my demon army.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I bet, if there's a Hell, there's thousands down there who thought the same as you. Control a demon? There's a laugh - they're just lulling you into a false sense of security.
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thousands.. try millions of them down there, and soon they will all kneel to me. I would laugh as it tried to intimidate me. I would show it who the true leader is and command it. Demons are soldiers, made to obey and I am the master.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever listened to Old Harry's Game? You sound like a character from there.
Right before Satan fills their underwear with barracuda or their sinuses with enraged fire ants or something.
masongr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer picture is a photoshopped "Overly Attached Girlfriend" image.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Overly Attached Serial Killer. Now that's comedy.
Kukkelis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure Jeff came first.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:21:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't the image just an over edited Overly attched girlfriend?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:30:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do I even want to ask what Jeff the Killer is?? These stupid urban legends make me look over my shoulder way too much in the dark.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 756 points ยท Posted at 13:02:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The Jersey Devil
Edit: Also a local legend in Illinois near where I live. Thunderbirds
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbird_(cryptozoology)
OP_rah ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 13:38:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of this one, actually.
[deleted] ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 13:41:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
To be honest, I think most cryptids like this are just drunk people seeing an owl in the middle of the night.
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 225 points ยท Posted at 14:02:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like a flying Llama. I'd need to be hella drunk to mistake an owl for that.
[deleted] ยท 224 points ยท Posted at 14:07:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'd need to be hella drunk to think you saw a flaying llama.
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 14:09:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know what? I just need to be hella drunk. See you in a couple of hours.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:11:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a plan.
Let me know if you see any flying animals.
recursivegamer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:54:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whelp its been three hours. We can only assume he has been taking by the flying llama.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:11:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP /u/BlueBelgianCumWaffle
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drunk yet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all good people.
imthe1nonlyD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hours?! Where's your motivation?
catch22milo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:11:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't see a flying llama. I saw the Jersey Devil.
NotEsther ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time...?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't take your skin, it takes your soul.
7-SE7EN-7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A flaying llama is infinitely more terrifying than a flying one
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That typo managed to turn this from a silly idea of a harmless llama floating around with a stupid grin on its face to a horrifying idea of a llama peeling the skin off of the innocent with the same stupid grin on its face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yours is the third message about that typo, and I didn't even realize it until now. I don't know how I managed that, because the 'a' is nowhere near the 'y' or the 'l'.
gamelizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or live near a lama farm on a cliff
Salmon4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
filet-ing llama?
Chobitpersocom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:43:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've lived in New Jersey my entire life and have known about the Devil in the Pine Barrens for almost as long.
Never have I laughed this hard to the point of tears. A fucking llama. I'm dying...
raziphel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the piasa bird is better.
dotMJEG ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, this is Jersey we are talking about...
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:22:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
One of the most common descriptions of an "alien" sighting is so similar to an owl it's hilarious. (I like to read about cryptozoology from a skeptic perspective.) Here are the features described: "Fuzzy" or wide antennae, a triangular head, reflective eyes that are either huge and round or narrow slits, long-triangular "scales" that reflect light (often described as looking like a metal coat of armor but made of over-lapping triangle shapes), three-toed feet with no visible legs, usually between a foot or two in height (but height is easy to misjudge because the thing could be closer or further than you are judging it to be). The sightings virtually always at night, and usually the people who report it have been drinking.
Here's one picture of a startled owl If it was sitting on the ground, it pretty much fits that description.
kappale ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The owls are not what they seem
-the log
LukeKarang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:36 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is this in reference to?
kappale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:47 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Twin peaks
LukeKarang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:05 on July 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks
Diablolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That owl is really fucking scary
Slathbog ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:13:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably, but the idea of cryptids still fascinates me. I actually considered becoming a crptozoologist before realizing that just meant everyone would laugh at me.
friday6700 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We still laugh at you, just about other things.
Slathbog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I'm used to being laughed at.
friday6700 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Might as well be a Cryptozoologist, then.
Slathbog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have a very good point there.
urkish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not everyone, just us
Slathbog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I obviously don't vehemently believe in all cryptids, but the possibility of them existing fascinates me and I would like to investigate them.
urkish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't trying to hate on you, I was trying to say something like "well, obviously not everyone would laugh at you; the Discovery channel shows that stuff 5 nights a week", but redditors would because the hive hates those shows - but it came out wrong.
Slathbog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most of those shows are bullshit that never come up with a real answer. I'm talking about being like the millionaire in "Cryptid Hunters." Actually using resources to find definitive proof one way or the other.
ChiefBromden ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:47:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The owls are not what they seem.
kappale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sincerely, the log.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty close. Jersey devil was most likely a large variety of crane based on the descriptions from the hysteria at the turn of the century. Subsequent sightings and revivals have been admitted hoaxes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So THAT'S what the character in The Wolf Among Us is
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a road near me that is supposedly haunted by a guy who was driving and saw the Jersey Devil, then ran off the road and crashed into a tree and died. I try to avoid that road at night because it terrifies me.
tyrannustyrannus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
isn't that the premise of Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet?
ManWithYourPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it wearing ice skates?
CrystalElyse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, man. I saw it when I was a kid. Friends of mine saw it sober. My Grandfather lived in the Pine Barrens and had a run in with it when he took the trash out one night. The Jersey Devil is real.
Noke_swog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't be too sure about that, these things look pretty weird
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I need some Sam and Dean right about now
mrpti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could just be Bird Person flying past.
Mr_Cumbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From the wiki:
They mention that it is a secondary character in The Wolf Among Us, but don't mention the video game where it's the main character? Come on, now that's just lazy...
kappale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The owls are not what they seem
Dyko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up, I had a subscription to little Disney magazine thing (like the kind you buy at the supermarket checkout).
The Halloween issue was all dedicated to cryptids, with illustrations and short descriptions. I was TERRIFIED by the Jersey Devil.
Reading your description, and thinking back to all the scary creatures in that magazine, I can 100% say that almost all of them could be explained by drunken owl sightings.
Shit, I was sober and a screech owl landed on a power line above my car...I watched it look at me, open its mouth, and scream 10 feet above me, and I still instantly figured "whelp, banshees are coming to kill me."
reddittrees2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being from Jersey: People who live in the Pines are of a different make. They're...just a little off. I'm sure there are real cryptids out there, but this one is a boonies legend. It's cool to go camping in the Pines and scare people with the story though.
SannyK02 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:26:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's how the New Jersey Devils in the NHL got their team name!
MrDeckard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO
GO DEVILS
RANGERS SUCK
cbeech217 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:47:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had never watched X-Files until sometime last year. I went to Netflix and selected a random episode, it happened to be the "Jersey Devil." David Duchovny (Fox) was asking a homeless man if he had ever seen any evidence of the "creature" the man pauses...walks over to his sitting area very secretly, hands the investigator a piece of paper.
http://imgur.com/bFCoL0f
I laughed uncontrollably for about 10 minutes.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun sleeping tonight
persona_dos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I learned about The Jersey Devil from playing The Wolf Among Us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a documentary called The Last Broadcast that covers it in detail.
Jinh0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's just a Jersey thing.
raziphel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Consider that the teratorns only became extinct about 8000 years ago, it is well within reason that pre-historic humans could have encountered them, and thus getting them stuck in the cultural psyche. This is well within the realm of possibility, given that the (supposed) basis for the biblical Flood reflected the flooding of the Black Sea around 5600 BC (7000 years ago).
Why people are still supposedly seeing thunderbirds flying about is a really damned good question, though; but I'll tell you that a bird with a 6-8' wingspan (the bald eagle wingspan) looks really fucking huge when you're close to it.
flamingmonkey911 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:03:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend is from the country in south Jersey. Went up there for the first time to meet her family (we live in South Carolina), and went camping the first night. She told me the story. I was not amused.
In all seriousness though, there is a black panther roaming around out there that got out of a small zoo.
EDIT: south Jersey isn't a country. I meant out in south Jersey's country.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:15:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big cats are also quite horrifying
CyberianSun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:52:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH YEAH. I forgot that was a thing, Man they STILL havent caught it? Note it got loose in the mid 90s
flamingmonkey911 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:29:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, as far as I know it's still out there. Not sure how long panthers live but I know it's a while.
CourtM092 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:54:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As as someone who also lives NJ, I am as well. My friends and I have staked out areas down there and weird shit happens.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:13:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Realistically it's not real but it's fun to scare yourself. I like to visit haunted areas in My state for the same reason
CourtM092 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:27:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the fun of it!
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being scared is one the best feelings
CourtM092 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely is. It's almost a love/hate feeling.
Andy1123304 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I take it you too know of Weird NJ
http://weirdnj.com/
CourtM092 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do! I'll be honest though--I have NEVER actually read any of the books or magazines.
CrazyPete124 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:15:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well now I'm terrified. Near my house in Illinois there are a bunch of paths with "Do Not Enter" signs. Obviously my friends and me would enter. We were driving a golf cart when we probably should've been in a 4 wheeler but made it through the brush, downed trees, and muddy path alright. At the end of the path was a clearing and there's a totem pole with that bird perched on top. Always thought it was interesting but now...oh great...
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yay Illinois!!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where in Illinois y'all finding this ruckus?
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Central Illinois
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Central Illinois? Where at? I want to bring the Illinoise
ofthedappersort ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:00:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a show about that when I was a kid and was absolutely terrified of looking out the window at night
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's one reason out of thousands not to go to New Jersey
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:17:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, he's cuddly! What are you talking about?
Felicity_Badporn ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:27:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your'e the Jersey Devil, aren't you?....
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:01:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Jersey Devil. Not gonna say which one.
WhipWing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snooki? is that you.
Felicity_Badporn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well the team sucks
Firerange ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:04:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the Internet nobody knows you're the jersey devil.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not always the Jersey Devil, but when I am I'm on Reddit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is Patrick.
tastybabysoup ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:38:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would listen to BlueBelgianCumWaffle. He seems like a straight shooter.
DrDiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Jersey devil has many accounts.
NotEsther ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you type with hooves?
anubis2051 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:36:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marty?
jjr51802 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading about the jersey devil when I was 8 and being horrified. I kept all my windows closed for a year before I learned about aliens. I live in california.
Screamingfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually seen it before when I went to Pennsylvania when I was younger but I didn't know what it was at the time.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the story?
Screamingfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So the summer going into my freshman year of high school we when on vacation to a rural area of Pennsylvania to visit some family. Well being from the city I thought it was so cool at first to get to see the mountains and rolling plains followed by forests that seemed to go on forever. But anyway one thing I didn't realize is when it gets dark it gets very dark, so one night well we were there my brother and I were walking in the woods and it started to get dark. We didn't realize the urgency of getting the fuck out of there so we took our time finding our way out but that's when it happened. At first we thought we heard a wolf howling which is scary enough because wolfs will kill you before you even realize what hit you. But then the sound got a lot closer in what seemed like a matter of seconds like it was flying above us. But it didn't sound like a howl anymore it sounded like a woman screaming it was ear piercing and honestly I get nervous just thinking about it. As we where running it seemed to follow us screaming and whatnot, it was very dark so I didn't get a good look as we were running but what I did see it looked like it had small/ medium sized wings and a horse like head. But like I said I only got a good look twice before we made it out of the woods and the screaming stopped a little bit after we broke the tree line and were greeted by my uncle holding his rifle because he had heard us/ something else screaming.
After that I didn't go out at dusk anymore and when I got home I did some research, and I found out that there is something called the Jersey Devil that has been seen in Pennsylvania. To this day I swear I saw what I now know was most likely the Jersey Devil.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cool. I love these stories
Screamingfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it was scary at the time but now it makes a good story to tell
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or people will think you're insane
Screamingfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well I'm told that whenever I tell the story in person my demeanor changes and I can feel the hairs on the back of my neck standup when I try to picture it so most people usually see that I'm not lying or that I'm insane
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
good to know
shamus4mwcrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From everything you described it was probably a crane.
Screamingfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I know what you mean though it looked nothing like a crane and it wasn't even close to that stupid noise the cranes make.
shamus4mwcrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude if you see the Jersey Devil, he's not all about attacking you. If you look up the history he's more about warning you of bad events more like a bad omen. He is the bringer of shitty news you'd never have to directly worry about him. What you saw was definitely an unexplained animal.
Screamingfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never said he tired to kill us he just chased us, nothing bad really happened after except my hamster died of old age like 2 weeks after I got back, also everyone stop telling me what I saw was just an animal if you weren't there then don't tell me what I saw it's annoying.
Arbintor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised it took me over 5 minutes to find Jersey devil.
SammyLD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like something I recently found out about that scares me to no end. The Lone Pine Mountain Devil in South Eastern California...
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
theres similar legends around the world. The Jersey Devil is just the most nortorious
ReadsSmallTextWrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read quite a bit into this and stumbled across this story. I think it was supposedly the originator for the myth.
throwmes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that a video game for the original Playstation?
handinhand12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah thunderbirds are interesting. It's definitely more than a local legend as there have been sightings in many, many places. I don't know what to think about them.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There were sightings and supposed attacks in the southwest US as well
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the fun of legends though. Being scared
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
absolutely!
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being scared is one of the best feelings
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah it is
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved the X-files episode about this :)
WpCarlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The comic book men bit on the jersey devil was awesome.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never seen it
WpCarlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_3mDVdP8Jo&feature=kp
enjoy.
chappersyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure Mulder solved this one in about '94.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Jersey Devil pic scares the shit out of me every time I see it
shamus4mwcrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which one the two I commonly know of are hilarious looking, a sad horse creature and a slightly evil looking leprechaun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whatever this is
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10000000/The-New-Jersey-Devil-legendary-monsters-10083059-431-299.jpg
shamus4mwcrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever that is, is probably fake.
boojie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I saw it once while camping. Clinton road still scares me to death.
Shljapko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
winchesters killed it. it was pterodactil
DooDooVoodoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me and some friends were chilling in one of our other friends' pool late night when all of the sudden we hear this god awful screeching noise. We look up and see this massive bird like thing flying over us and can literally hear this things' wings flapping. We immediately jumped out of the pool and ran inside like little girls.
GammaGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hadn't heard of the Jersey Devil until Wolf Among Us
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. Just encountered him in the wolf among us
refinedvalleydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spend a lot of time in South Jersey, where the Jersey Devil stories originated. I don't think its a mythical creature or anything, possibly just a rare or unknown species of bat. None the less, it can be uncomfortable walking tree-covered property late in the dark of the night, when strange noises could be sourced by anything.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Walking in the woods at night is terrifying
lCt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pine barrens are fucking creepy in the day time. Its also the only ecosystem of its kind on earth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NJ resident here, used to love reading about that as a kid. The pine Barrens still scare the shit out of me.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All of New Jersey is kinda frightening
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:31:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Especially at the shore during the summer.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and Camden
Blitz1942 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhat related: local legend in Wisconsin The Beast of Bray Road.
krimso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then you should check out Tell 'Em Steve Dave to keep updated and the bonus Overkill/Cryptozoic Man comic book were dedicated to such.
SheLikesCloth19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Illinois, I remember those 3 boys in the news
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think they were on the show Monsterquest for the episode about Thunderbirds
captcrenshaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in central Illinois, and our legend of these birds is that a man was picked up from a small town of a couple hundred people. He wasn't injured or taken away. He's also a local drunk from what I hear which either credits or discredits him. Your call.
4rt3mis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The piasa bird is near my grandparents, my grandpa made a pretty good sized latchhook rug of it. I think he donated to somewhere in Alton.
ShelfDiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, those puppets are fucking scary.
TotallyNotKen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He had his own comic strip for a while: http://www.gocomics.com/meandjerseyd
randothehumanhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped being scared of the jersey devil after the x-files episode... the baby one was just too cute.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live near a power plant? I heard there was a Zapdos there.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where in Illinois, dude?
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can't remember the specific towns. South central Illinois though
AidenTheHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Jersey and am about an hour away from the barrens. I've always wanted to go searching, not because I believe I just like scaring myself and exploring. All of my friends are too scared. We also live close to Shades of Death Road.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cool. Illinois is mediocre for paranormal shit. Except for Bachelors grove cemetery. I don't scare easily and that place gives me the creeps.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor's_Grove_Cemetery
daeedorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, so that's the origin of that character from the latest Wolf Among Us chapter.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yep
JimmyCumbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think thunderbirds are awesome, I kinda wish they were real, if it weren't for the fact that they could easily easy a person.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kids would be easy prey for them. Adults not so much. dogs too.
JimmyCumbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard it they're small car sized, and most birds of prey can carry something around the size of their torso (like a rabbit). So I think one could theoretically prey on an adult.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well then if they were real people would packing heat.
Danthezooman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine how fucking awesome and terrifying thunderbirds would be!?
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish they were real
Epicalpacasmaybe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a native Illinoisian, I used to be scared to go outside by myself when I was little, because I thought the thunderbird would swoop down and try to fly off with me. Luckily I think I'm too large for t to pick up now.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What part of Illinois do you live in?
Epicalpacasmaybe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Around Springfield, but I used to live around southwestern Illinois (which is where I'm pretty sure the Thunderbird is supposed to be). Growing up though it was introduced to me not as the thunderbird but as the Piaza bird.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotcha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I beat up the fucker in The Wolf Among Us.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well that wasn't very nice
Ayloe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I saw an episode of Real Scary Stories about the Jersey Devil I have been terrified of the damn thing. Kept thinking I was gonna see its red eyes in the bushes if I was out at night. I don't even live in New Jersey.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't look out the window!
Danny200234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad lived in Jersey growing up. He's honestly believed he's seen the Jersey Devil.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think everyone from Jersey has a story or knows someone who has seen the Jersey Devil much like everyone from Nevada has or knows someone who has seen a "UFO"
GreyVersusBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually am a fan of the Thunderbird. Never really thought of it as creepy...
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not creepy but scary if it were real. Imagine leaving your house and knowing a bird that can pick you up and fly away was out there somewhere
GreyVersusBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough.
Turbotits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from IL as well, near St. Louis. We have the Piasa Bird! The picture on the wiki page was painted on the bluffs for years upon years upon years, but then they redid it down the road because, supposedly, the owner of that part of the bluff wouldn't let them repaint it there. Though I'm not positive about that.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piasa_Bird
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The name seems to vary by region
slvrbullet87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lawndale, IL, never thought I would see that booming metropolis mentioned on reddit.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How are you faring down in Lawndale?
lhobbes6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mothman is what gets me.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman is just a dick
lhobbes6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
with his stupid fuckin red eyes.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He'll just fly into a light andie like the ass captain he is
pennradio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, the Piasa bird. I too am from this area.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the Piasa bird the same thing as the Thunderbird or is it a separate legend?
pennradio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure they are related. If I remember correctly, the Piasa bird is native to Alton, Illinois area. Native Americans see giant bird, tell story to scare white people blah blah blah.
BinarySo10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn good episode of the X-Files...
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn good show
RNA4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped being afraid of the Jersey Devil when Monsterquest got canceled.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when the fuck did they cancel it?
RNA4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime in 2010 I believe. I was very upset...
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm angry now
croatanchik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My godfather has some kind of rigged up, mounted "Jersey devil" head... Even knowing that it's not real, it's goddamn terrifying.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
creepy
Spyder810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow wikipedia looks a lot cleaner on mobile.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That it does
RonHarperAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the thunderbirds remind me of the Piasa legend in Alton, Illinois.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think they are the same thing. Not sure though.
RonHarperAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if not the same account, then probably from the same origins in native american lore
RonHarperAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if not the same account, then probably from the same origins in native american lore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. I'm from Illinois and nobody has ever mentioned these. That's like some Native American desert crap. Nothing in Illinois.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Illinois too and currently reside there.
http://www.cryptozoology.com/articles/marlon.php
shamus4mwcrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Jersey Devil is not that terrifying if you happen to see him it's more a bad omen or him warning you of some terrible event that's going to happen. But it's not like he eats you or anything more just a bringer of shitty news.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know i never thought about that component of the Jersey Devil. Now i feel better
KingCarini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have some thunderbird sightings locally as well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bridgewater_Triangle
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There have been sightings all over the US most prominently in the American Southwest and Pacific Northwest
Stingerbrg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Calling Thunderbirds a "local legend" is like calling Phoenixes or Rocs a local legend.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cool, dude
Chuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I saw a Thunderbird photo in a book as a kid. Apparently, a lot of people remember that happening to them, but no one has a real photo.
zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zapdos confirmed in illinois.
TrashTongueTalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen documentaries about this being spotted in McLean. That's incredibly close to where I live and even closer to where I grew up. I have stories about this.
Diablolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was surprised to have to scroll down so far for this one
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a shame
wristrockets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stuff like this isn't scary to me. I wanna go out there and find that thing.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's obviously not real. So good luck
deeseball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zapdos?
MellaBikara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, this reminds me of something I saw when I was a kid that scared me shitless.
Story:
When I was 12 or 13, I went to camp for a week during the summer with a couple of friends of mine from school. It was a camp up in the mountains of California (not Northern California, think south of the Bay Area close-ish to the coast).
Anyway, one of the nights during the camp two cabins (about 20 kids or so) made a small hike up a hill nearby the center of the camp. On top, we set up our sleeping bags and got ready to head to spend the night.
Now, the spot we were sleeping was a decent sized wooden deck, just out in the open looking down on a small corner of a nearby town. About 200-300 feet from the town (still far enough from us so that we could see the whole thing, even the top of it, as the town was far below us) was a water tower. This will be important later.
As the sun began to set, we all began to hear these really strange sounds. It sounded like a girl was screaming, and it sounded far away. We were unsettled, but these screams stopped after a few minutes, so we didn't think much about it.
After about an hour of sitting up there, once it was already dark, one of the two counselor a up there with us called the other counselor over to the guard rails where, overlooking the town. They both stood there, looking and squinting to see something. A friend of mine joined them, and called me over.
Standing on top if the railing with my friend (the slope on the other side was minor, and dropped off to a cliff a few dozen feet over) I looked over to where the counselors were pointing and looking. What I was was... A thing. You couldn't see it clearly, but what I could see was a shadow of a really odd figure. It stood atop the water tower, and you couldn't see the lower part, but the upper part looked like the outline of a goat or deer or something, but with a shortish deer antler that stuck out of its head, on one of the sides like the other had been broken off. The only reason I could make this out from so far was because it was big, like 10 feet tall or so. After looking at it for a few seconds, we heard the loudest scream we had heard yet, to the point where I jumped back and fell off the railing. We were told to go back to our sleeping bags, and the counselors didn't say anything but I remember them acting nervous and insisting we go to sleep.
Everyone was clamoring to know what it was, and my friends description matched mine, and we all were worried while the screams continued for a few minutes. Eventually, the screaming stopped and we were eventually (after what felt like hours) able to get to sleep. In the morning, the water tower had nothing on it, and the counselors brought us back to camp, still acting odd.
To this day, my friend and I have no idea what it was, and after telling other kids about what we saw, we were told other people had heard the screams from the camp, but didn't know what it was.
Looking at this wiki article, what I saw looked a hell of a lot like it. I'm honestly creeped out right now.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cool
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Lost Tapes episode on him was sweet.
CJ2064 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alton? Damn thats far from the city.
ChiAyeAye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really liked the X-Files version of the myth. Made it much less scary to me.
sophie106 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the show Lost Tapes had an episode on both the Jersey Devil and Thunderbirds.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've seen it
I_want_hard_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New Jersey is scary on its own.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The legend of Camden
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where about was this?
ThrowAwayAcct0000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They did an X-Files about this.
ptlepore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jersey devil is most likely a whipperwhill. We heard these all the time while working in the pinelands. They made crazy noises at night, will startle easily if you disturb them in a brush and have eyes that reflect red when slight light hits them. My explanation of the jersey devil.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think there's actually a Jersey Devil it's just fun to imagine its real
DragonCoreWand ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 16:40:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona... make sure you don't let your kids out at night.
dick_on_roids ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:12:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Especially near rivers.
DragonCoreWand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that, any water.
dick_on_roids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or any place where you hear suspicious sobbing out in the woods.
whalesauce ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:08:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My Charona?
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nine Carona's?
DarkPyr3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:37:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Aruba?
yazzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. Grew up hearing the stories and it scared me when I was little.
[deleted] ยท 3315 points ยท Posted at 12:30:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
28 years old and still will not say Bloody Mary out loud, let alone in a mirror multiple times.
Edit: link.
I'm really surprised at how many people haven't heard of this. http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Bloody_Mary_(urban_legend)
I_am_Bob ยท 1283 points ยท Posted at 13:43:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biggie Smalls...
UltravioIence ยท 484 points ยท Posted at 14:37:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
please dont bust a cap in my ass!
sashathebrit ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 16:05:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU WANT TO GET SHOT OR DO YOU WANT TO BE GROUNDED?
donkeyrich ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:02:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh hamburgers!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:24:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's good to be grounded when you're handling electricity.
freefrogs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Better to be floating (voltage)... no path to ground means no reason for electricity to take a detour through you.
Ashken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Diddy do it?
SarcasticVoyage ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:33:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Diddy did do it.
Ashken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, what didn't Diddy do?
PizzaHutBreadsticks ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:17:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hamburgers!
Lolzzergrush ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:51:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An Acura cake?!
Siegfried262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ice me home!
isalright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IF YOU GOT A GUN UP YOUR WAIST PLEASE DON'T SHOOT UP THE PLACE
Holywalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't find the video, link please?
UltravioIence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I cant find that specific one. but you can go to southparkstudios.com andxwatch the whole episode for free.
Tedsville ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:47:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
P....Please don't ice me homie!
ReadsSmallTextWrong ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:01:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Visits the earth every 420 years after hearing his name called three times in the right mirror...
roor1337 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biggie Smalls...
JoeDiesAtTheEnd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biggie Smalls. . .
Larry-Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biggie Smalls.
Rem0nsterr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lock your windows, lock your doors..
zombiesatthebeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually that once and it so happened that my shampoo bottle fell from my shower at the time I said it the third time, scared the shit out of me.
SyMag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't ice me homie!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Smalls!"
couple seconds later
"Haha the Asian guy looked over!"
truestory.jpg
jasongnc ยท 3691 points ยท Posted at 13:25:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter and friends did that in a dark bathroom. I happened to have a burger king happy meal prize nearby that was basically a laser pointer that projected an image of princess leia which I projected onto the window shade of the bathroom from the outside. Daughter had nightmares for a week. Wife was not happy.
OP_rah ยท 2615 points ยท Posted at 13:37:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But I bet you were.
Poem_for_your_sprog ยท 1419 points ยท Posted at 18:19:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Upon a leather couch beside
A desk of darkest oak,
She sobbed and dried the tears she cried
With every word she spoke:
'Just take your time and tell it slow,'
Her therapist explained.
'It's over now - it's done, you know' -
Her smile was weak and strained.
'In all my thoughts, and all my dreams,'
She said with knotted brow,
'I hear his laugh; our haunted screams
Forever - even now.
The dark and dread! The fear! The shame!'
She cried and rose to sit...
'The day that Princess Leia came
And scared us all to shit!'
Slothmaster222 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I missed you.
OP_rah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I missed you.
Koyoteelaughter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I missed ewe
ceedubs2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I missed Ew-an McGregor.
NLG77 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this poem is getting enough attention. That was awesome man, keep it up!
kmgarrow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:24:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
woman*
Twizzar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
?man
XdannyX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
womyn
kmgarrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:45:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Conchita
Icelement ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:49:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Manticore
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:24:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading some of your early work, and finding some of the rhythm and rhyme to be very stilted. But now, you are truly a master of your craft
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:24:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sheds tear
tamammothchuk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are you going to do an AMA and answer in nothing but verse?
trubbsgubbs ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Your ability is wasted here.
EDIT: Thats a compliment you silly gooses. (Don't you even dare try to correct that grammar, it is intentional!)
Doverkeen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:04:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They should go full Shitty and piggy back off of their Reddit fame to do something awesome for themselves.
cstock19 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:27:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was magnificent.
chuckdiesel86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking beautiful. Good fucking job.
reduced-fat-milk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're like the token fantasy bard that sings over peoples' problems.... their sprog... Such a necessary character.
Dutchbags ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man I can't even properly spell shit, let alone rhyme with wit. You're truly awesome.
garmonboziamilkshake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to nitpick, b/c that was great, but did you mean knitted brow, or was it a poetic pun on the traditional expression?
RandomMandarin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Assume the latter.
Principle of Charity, you know.
Jazzspasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just love the way every other paragraph is in italics...
HobbitsforgotbootsGG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's done it again
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're fucking Jesus. Checkmate atheists. I found him right here.
Pliskin01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are my favorite novelty account.
jenbenfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
jeremyt17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus you're good at these
OP_rah ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now that made me sad...
youssarian ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel bad about upvoting this one.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this account
Raknarg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:09:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
except no sex
BlooFlea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awesomeuser.
Suicide_anal_bomber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the wife's not happy how can he be happy? ;)
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -178 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Later that night he plucked his daughter's used tampon from the trash and wrote bloody mary on her bedroom mirror, whilst constantly sniffing the tampon.
Blood Mary indeed.
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this dad in this story is trying to eat a tampon. i should say that this one particular dad is dumb.
EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to sniff his daughter's tampon.
EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to tampon sniffers? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's tampon. so are you racist for dads over gorillas? hippocrites.
EDIT: is it a bunch of feminist lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on a tampon! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and tampons is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are.
EDIT: spelling.
EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid tampon-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn tampon sniffing dad and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more.
EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-fucking-bid i had commented on a post about an padeater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible.
EDIT: Obligatory THANK YOU GOLD HUEUEUEUEUEUE!
GRiZZY19 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 14:28:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude...
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:17:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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solidcat00 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:03:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
ShawnManX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Line greater than crossed? Wouldn't the crossing be greater than the line? Hence Line < Crossed?
solidcat00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oops. You are right. Edited.
A_Red_Ass_Baboon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ShawnManX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Line X'd
FTFY
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tampon string = Dangling.
elastic-craptastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're my fucking hero. At least in this thread you are.
WoodPlanking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wheres my car?
Wonky_dialup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet what does mine say?
WoodPlanking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, what does mine say?
SkipsH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet, what does mine say?
WoodPlanking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, what does mine say...?
JulezMcCoolz ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:57:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
JonCorleone ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:52:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
stupid long horses...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:59:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did that really need to be said?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:31:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel compelled to down-vote you now with all the fuss..
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...no balls...
GeneralRectum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess once you have 100k comment Karma you can just say this kind of stuff without caring.
sir-came-alot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:17:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I've never seen a comment with a negative score and gold. Is this some kind of record?
_meganlomaniac_ ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I see /u/_vargas_ has another username.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:24:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Vargas is funny.
'Tis the difference.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:59:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:00:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yay
I come on here a lot.
GeneralRectum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn!
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, what are you gonna do? Hit me with your walker?
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed... that is the only thing that matters.
bob-lob_law ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
some people can't take a joke. I'm like, "really!?! Reddit? tampon sniffing is the line for you people?"
bob-lob_law ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:21:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what do you mean "you people"?
MTastatnhgew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you actually trying to argue with yourself, or did you just forget to switch accounts before making that comment?
bob-lob_law ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I just always do this to myself right after the initial comment so that I can feel self-righteous
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:52:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Trying too hard to be the geraffe guy.
youssarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dude, naw
Nacho_Cheesus_Christ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like the cut of your jib, Champ.
solidcat00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem stressed about the amount of downvotes. Being stressed reduces weight. We're helping you lose your fat.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:31:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedy gold, man.
madmat305 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:40:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No.
N1NJACOWBOY17 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
tehlemmings ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:37:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damn, the shock humor in this sub is getting weak. vargas and wayfairer have ruined it, and it's really just not even funny anymore
WoodPlanking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was honestly surprised this wasn't a troll account. Please, take your "Humor" somewhere else.
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found it amusing, and that is the only reason I reddit, to amuse myself.
WoodPlanking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its mildly amusing I guess, but theres a line. You went a little over my friend :p
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:22:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't say he put the used tampon in his anus and then chewed on it, I consider my original post PG.
WoodPlanking ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:28:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Frozen is PG-13 I think. You are not PG. I don't have a problem with gross out humor, but have some taste.
HelpMeLoseMyFat ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do have taste, the taste of this guy's daughters tampon. Rather like pennies.
WoodPlanking ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:31:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whoa....chill bro
dogfacedboy420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why the downvotes man?
elastic-craptastic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:35:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. These reddit pussies can handle your awesome Viking-ness. Maybe if you show them your tat they will see that you are a super sweet guy. Or you could just take the downvotes like a man, which you have been doing seeing as you are at -160, and they could all go to hell...or Niflheim... Actually, just send them to to Hel and they can get raped by her rotting corpse of a vagina and be forced to sniff and eat her used tampons. That's a level of Niflheim that they don't write about....
maybe the scholars and historians feared the downvotes.
shuipz94 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
Hero0fHyrule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/evenwithcontext
J0HNN0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:43:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only until his wife found out... Now paying for it for the rest of his life! Women never forget - anything that you have done - so be warned
[deleted] ยท 1586 points ยท Posted at 13:46:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
I can't wait to terrorize my kids.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 899 points ยท Posted at 14:08:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither can I! My son's not even three months old and I just got him the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark trilogy with the old school illustrations, he's going to have so much nightmares :)
[deleted] ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 14:28:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AHHHAHAHAHHAAAA!!
My four year old has a thing with zombies lately. We were walking through our yard the other day with my two year old, my boyfriend, his sister and her boyfriend and my four year old almost started crying because of zombie rabbits.
I had to keep telling him there were no such thing everyone backed me up, but the sisters boyfriend. "No buddy, not in THIS yard, your neighbors maybe'".
Nightmares for weeks.
[deleted] ยท 300 points ยท Posted at 16:15:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once read a book when I was little about a vampire rabbit. Narrated by the family dog. Your kid might like that book.
[deleted] ยท 545 points ยท Posted at 16:16:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bunnicula?
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:22:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Thanks. Couldn't for the life of me remember the name.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:31:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Celery Stalks at Midnight! That whole series was great.
resting_parrot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did realize it is a series. I only read the first one.
ionlylooklazy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first book I ever checked out of a library
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:23:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I googled it, then realized I read it as a child.
I'm going to order a copy.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:27:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yay. It's a cute story.
thegrandboom ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:46:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one where they try to slap the bunny with a steak thinking that's what it meant by stake?
IshJecka ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's bunnicula.:)
thegrandboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember, but I will definitely notice when I re read it
thelasthendrix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
thegrandboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sweet, thanks.
Blackwind123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep
uber1337h4xx0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's been over 15 years, but the cat was Chester and the dog Howard right?
Amazon_ion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YESSS And he sucked all the vegetables dry, ooooOOOOoooooh~
AnAbundance_ofCats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw hell yeah I remember that! Didn't the bunny just suck juices out of vegetables and leave them with no color or something?
Gerblat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah Bunnicula.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
I remember bunnicula.
Six year old me loved that book. It was so...weird.
tiglathpilesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the reminder, just ordered off half.com. $4.15 with shipping, not bad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice!
SirFappleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best. Fucking. Book.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am super excited that I ordered it.
Radicalnessman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man Bunnicula was the shit!
RevDiesel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin read the shit outta that book
droxxus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck I had forgotten all about Bunnicula.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bringing it back, my dear
Gypsy_Liz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Bunnicula books were the best! I still have a few.
Jackstripper01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES! I was trying to figure out the name after I read that post thank you so much!
kingfisher6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!!!!! Hello grade school literature flashback.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't tell if your up votes have come from people thinking your making a joke, rather than the fact there is actually a story called bunnicula that you're pointing out.
Also, I loved bunnicula as a kid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A few people have been super excited to be reminded of it, so, I'm hoping for the latter.
ixilices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:12 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Celery stalks at midnight
pokeydo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My fifth grade teacher assigned us to make a Bunnicula inspired monster. Mine was Frankenduck. It was a little rubber ducky Frankenstein. My stupid 10 year old brain didn't even realize Duckenstein would have been a better name.
FirstofUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Celery Stalks at Midnight?
quiet156 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bunnicula! I named my bunny that because I loved those books so much when I was growing up. I still enjoy reading them.
Askelimcni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bunnicula!! He sucked those vegetables dry.
Dusk_Walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BUNNICULA!
I read that series as a young'n, it used to be my favorite book in the world..
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:08:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should have thrown that in /r/nosleep
I have no idea where he even got the idea from.
Photovoltaic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:43:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every so often I run by kids and they ask their parents "Why is he running?"
I REALLY want to say "TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE ZOMBIES" but I think the parents may be displeased with me.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:02:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Related story.
When I was going through my TB diagnosis, I had to wear a face mask every where I went.
Sitting in the waiting room for my MRI, there's a child about 9-10 in there with someone. He kept running around me, being horribly annoying while I'm trying to read.
He eventually sat next to me and just stared at me, I asked him if he wanted to read with me, and he responded with "why are you wearing that on your face?"
I looked him in the eye, he couldn't see me grinning, but I simply said "the zombie virus..." In a quiet voice.
He ran screaming. Didn't bother me again. He's guardian just glared at me for a while.
Photovoltaic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:28:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is fantastic! Little bastard.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:29:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I literally wanted to slap him. Fear was the next best thing.
jlamb42 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should do it, just to punish them for not explaining to their children what exercising is.
Photovoltaic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kid was 4-6 tops, how many 4 year old kids are going out for a jog?
PLxFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad chased me around my house once or twice wearing a mask on halloween. After that I hated halloween and didn't trick-or-treat.
kimpossible69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of an Internet game where you have to defend yourself against hordes of zombie bunnies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I need to find this!
kimpossible69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They actually may not be zombies and I know that there's at least 3 games in the series.
CosmicJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an uncle now, and I'm going to enjoy terrorizing my sisters' kids when they get old enough.
barefoot1129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All he needs is one Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
PlayerSdk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I don't even need to wait to have my own kids, I can terrorize other peoples? I can start today WOOOOOO!
OrionGrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AHAHAHAHAHA I'm just going to kill his mother! That'd be funny :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HI-LARIOUS!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope your sister views that behavior as a warning sign. A guy who bullies little kids has no business reproducing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We all smacked him, it was worth it.
Rem0nsterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Originally read that as "my two year old boyfriend." I didn't know what to expect after that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, nope!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Limit we have these talks with one of my nieces. She so seriously starts a debate on the best way to escape, repel or kill whatever is the topic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She will survive the zombie apocalypse.
othermatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I basically had to invent a superhero persona to get my son to sleep because of zombies. The thing that finally fixed it for him was me explaining that my replica ninja sword was actually for hunting zombies and I was the most badass zombie hunter who ever lived.
Hit him with the old Dad logic to boot. "Have you ever seen or heard of any zombies around here?" "No..." "That's because I've killed every zombie I've ever met. There's no better zombie hunter than daddy"
Being a dad is awesome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awwwww, I love that!
clawwind50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im glad im not your guy's kids ._.
evilbrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When my kids were five and seven Mr Seven had a fear of even the WORD zombie. You had to say "z-monster".
I'll never forget the time we were driving in car, everyone just chilling out and looking out their own window for a while minding their own business when my daughter leaned across out of the blue and just whispered "zombieeeeeeees" in his ear.
He freaked out. It was awesome.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oooooh my god.
My kids do that to me with owls.
Ps. Fuck owls.
evilbrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
????
that sounds intriguing... any more details?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have always been terrified of owls. They're very creepy to me.
Undecided_User_Name ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:53:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Where is my toe?
Edit
Me tie dody walker
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:45:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, this book. I remember checking this out for the first time from my school library in second grade and being fucking terrified. Anybody remember the "Harold" story? A scarecrow takes his victims skins and hangs them out to dry on rooftops. Scared the shit out of 8-year old me.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Harold scared the shit out of me too. I'm really not sure why Scholastic published those but I'm glad they did, none of the other Scholastic books were anything like these AFAIK.
reasonman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Harold was awesome. The Wendigo and Me Ti Doughy Walker always got me too.
Edit: Apparently they republished the series but with different illustrations. That totally destroys the book for me and Amazon reviews are vicious.
unicornsunited ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God. Those images haunt my nightmares to this day!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 years old I was watching one of those documentaries on haunted houses and ghosts. While I was in the restroom my dad tied some string to the rocking chair. We were both on the couch, me being closest to the rocking chair and him on the opposite end with one hand over the arm rest holding the string. During one of the scariest parts he gently started rocking the chair. At first I thought it was my imagination but it happened again. I SCREAMED and ran out of the room. He chased me laughing and asked what was wrong. He still reminds me of how girly I screamed to this day.
reasonman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooo, I'm going to dig through my childhood box for my copy. Good call.
Nightst0ne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He'll learn to never steal coins from the dead.
macaroniandmilk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got this for my son too! Although a little bit for me, as well. :) My husband was wary, and didn't think it was appropriate for a four-year-old. I told him "Don't worry, I won't read him any scary stories until he's five. Right now he just likes looking at the scary pictures anyway." Oddly enough, hubby was not reassured by that.
Wh0_am_I ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want a scarred son for life?
Because that's how you get a scarred son for life.
peace2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully u like when your child sleeps in ur bed b.c this will happen all the time
DrinkVictoryGin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gonna backfire on you, man. You want your kid to sleep at night, not climb into your bed or wake up screaming.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was kind of joking about the last part, I'll introduce these when it's appropriate. I started enjoying stuff like that in middle school.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you scare children at that young of an age, the fear will stay with them for life.
185139 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD THE SCARF WAS HOLDING HER HEAD IN PLACE. UGH THE FUCKING PICTURES MADE THAT BOOK.
IAmSecretlyACat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The windigo still scares me at 21. :/
XtremelyNiceRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i still cant open that damn book again.
bearddeliciousbi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 22 and I still have the original books in the cardboard slipcase. I absolutely love them, and I was enraged when I heard about the new illustrations. The story about the living scarecrow always got to me.
ChrisHansen_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Many*
arkaytroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Harold still scares the poop nuggets out of my crusty butthole.
rassae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in like 3rd grade, I read those books. None of the stories bothered me except the High Beams one- where the trucker behind a lady was flashing his brights all the time so she freaked out and pulled over and there was a murderer in her backseat. I couldn't sleep for a very long time after that story.
the_zercher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watch goosebumps with my ten month old. He loves it.
brazendynamic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Half the stories in those books still scare me.
BlackSuN42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't do that to your kids, that's what nieces and nephews are for.
12ozSlug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Room for one more?
uquackmeup_00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE. Those books. I think it was rumored on the internet that they are going to make a movie out of them. God, I hope it's true.
Bones_MD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You evil fucking bastard. I like you.
BScotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice! My GF's five year old daughter loves that book.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to my kids The Walking Trees and Other Scary Stories by Roberta Simpson Brown is another scary anthology.
hawkian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where'd you find them? Ebay?
Jim_Nightshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, EBay. About $35 for all 3.
hawkian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Worth it. I've tried a bunch of bookstores and they all only have the Schwartz art, it's pathetic :'(
Fhorglingrads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, that one with the guy staying at the strange cabin where a large woman from his dreams tells him not to stay there gave me straight up nightmares. It wasn't even one of the more gruesome or creepy ones, just really unsettling. I still have the image of what that room looked like in the mind of 7-8 year old me burned into my mind.
That and the one with the guy in the parking lot trying to sell someone a knife.
croatanchik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I legitimately find those scarier as an adult than I did as a child. Too many horrific implications. Fresh meat? Ewwwwww.
Calderweiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until he's like 8-10 when he;s old enough to read well and read alone.
pokemonboy2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a difference between playing a prank on girls trying to scare themselves, and trying to mentally fuck up a kid with scary stories.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize a 2.5 month doesn't really understand things you read to him at that age? That and I already stated the books would be introduced when age appropriate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are a good dad. My dad did the same for me, except I was in 3rd grade at the time, not 3 months old. But yeah...you get my Father of the Year vote.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I try. I figure he'll be ready for Steven King by his 4 month birthday.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After he finishes 'It', I think you should buy a lifesized figure of Pennywise and put it in his room. Like right next to his bed. Let us know how that works out.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that'll go great with his bed.
HunterRipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You monster...
Dain_Awesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bought that thinking it would actually have scary stories in it. I was wrong.
Jim_Nightshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize the books were written for children, right?
Mugiwara04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god, you found that? I was trying to get a copy a while ago but I could only find the newer non-creepy version.
FlamingTaco7101 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:37:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You got him a book 4 years before he could read!?!?!? Don't tell me you're going to teach him to read early. Please don't! There's a Penn and Teller BS about it! Search Baby Bullshit Penn and Teller in YouTube!
Jim_Nightshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I probably bought them a little early, but with the ones with the old illustrations out of print I wanted to make sure I could get them. He'll be a bit older before I introduce these.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or intentionally trying to give your kids nightmares sounds pretty fucking retarded? I hope you understand how scared young kids actually get from nightmares, it could really end bad.
Not saying every kid reacts the same way but its not as fun as you might think. I remember to this day the nightmares I had as a kid, and that is a very long time ago. Some nightmares can really fuck you up and make you scared for a long time.
Ron-Swanson-Mustache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:16:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a lot of fun until you have to deal with the fall out. Trust me, 5 minutes of laughing isn't worth an extra hour a night for 2 weeks to get them to go to sleep by themselves again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is true.
My older child has had night terrors for over a year. If I don't get him to bed by 7:30 every night, I'll be up with him several times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither can I! Where do they live? I'll be right over.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alexa...wait a minute..
Vanetia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dealing with the ensuing nightmares can get pretty old, though. You're the one they'll be running to in the middle of the night.
I prefer just plain messing with them. I had my daughter convinced for a couple years that baby back ribs are made from babies.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather calls chicken nuggets "mangled baby ducks".
I got a call from daycare recently asking me to see the director before picking up my kids. Behold, she asks me wtf my kids are talking about.
Worst thing to try to explain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright there Mr Bin Laden...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh well that doesnt work very well then..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... That no penis thing...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the only reason I want to have kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're pretty cute, too
J0HNN0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun... But a kid with ongoing nightmares is no fun. Give them tools like a torch that bans the monsters from their room, or similar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Both of my boys have blankets that "keep them safe from everything" (ghosts, zombies, bugs, etc) they bring home the weirdest ideas from daycare.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serves those 'lil munchkins right.
unknownpleasures5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just set yourself on fire and smile at them... that should do it
yomama629 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's all fun and games until you have to work a 9-to-5 with no sleep in your system because you had to stay awake with your terrified kid all night long.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Make it 7-4 shift and you have me already.
My 4 year old has night terrors, so I take it pretty easy on him.
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My Mom loves Halloween. She also loves terrorizing us.
One time I was taking a shower and saw red claws coming over the top of the shower rod. I was so shocked I couldn't say anything, so I pulled back the curtain.
Mom: "Look at what I bought from Kmart!"
sardu1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the same thing when I daughter was born. She still sleeps with the light on because of me and I feel so bad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, what did you do?!
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 14:05:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
How old is your daughter? This could be hilarious or mean as fuck depending on your answer.
[deleted] ยท 660 points ยท Posted at 14:21:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 14:55:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So which is it, Mr. Cumwaffle? Hilarious or mean as fuck?
tendorphin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:45:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I assumed Mr. Cumwaffle was an insult, and thought, "wow, what an inordinately harsh slur to call someone who said something reasonable..."
and then I realized it was their username, and you were actually being quite respectful.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:49:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well now it has just become my #1 insult. Thanks Mr. Cumwaffle!
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:54:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious. I thought if she was >13 then I'd put that shit on YouTube.
But he's not OP so whatever.
shepardownsnorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/ZeppyFloyd isn't the OP...
lessdothisshit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:04:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, but I dig his taste in music, so sure, I'll have his 42yo daughter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm perfectly aware
sammmmmmmmmm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:44:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't the same guy.
_Buford_T_Justice_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and a half.
Googles_Janitor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:37:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
your daughter is the answer to the meaning of life
BeerInTheBabySeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
too old
jasongnc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Think she was 9ish at the time, but was a while ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's both, regardless of her age.
monkey2546 ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 14:31:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
haha my dad did a similar thing.. he decided to hide in our toy box under all our toys and moved one slightly. Safe to say, we all shat ourselves and mum yelled at dad. To this day I'm scared of stuffed animals.
Edit: punctuation for all those who were so offended by it.
Ublind ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:46:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How small was your dad?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This small.
gynoceros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Three inches erect on a warm day.
monkey2546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he's a dwarf, clearly.
Mousejunkie ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:11:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How big was your toy box?!
monkey2546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was big enough to fit a grown man.
Rommel79 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:13:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Commas and periods are your friend. Especially if you didn't pull out.
snoharm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He moved one slightly safe to say?
arodrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He moved one slightly. Safe to say, all three of them shat themselves.
Willbraken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:53:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what you said but I bet it's funny
monkey2546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea why you commented, but I bet you're annoying.
JasonEAltMTG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to read this three times to understand what you were saying. Punctuation is your friend.
monkey2546 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:58:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever thought that Reddit isn't everyone's entire life? Unlike you I don't have time to go around berating everyone's punctuation and spelling because I'm too busy living my actual, non-virtual life.
JasonEAltMTG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone dumber than you is an idiot and everyone smarter than you is a loser with no life, is that about the long and short of it?
monkey2546 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:54:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never said that, so I'm not sure where you're getting it from. I simply shared a story, you were the one who had to belittle someone over the internet. It doesn't bother me how smart or dumb anyone is I will accept them and their life stories without belittling them. My response to you was that I didn't have all day to write my story and ensure it was perfect for you as I have many other things to get done. I never said you had no life I simply stated I was too busy to spend all day on here.
the_sloppy_J ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So after toy story I had the buzz lightyear and woody toys. My parents used to move woody around like he was trying to climb the bed while I was sleeping, or trying to get into the bathroom after I went in there, or waiting for me to get home at the top of the stairs after school. I'm 27 and to this day I cringe when I see woody. Scarred me for life..I went to Vegas with my dad recently and there was a dude dressed in a giant woody costume. I couldn't walk near him.
El_Andvari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a night when I slept over my cousins house. They had one of those My Buddy dolls, which pretty much was dressed like Chucky with a Cabbage Patch kids face for those of you too young to remember. But it was sitting on the toy chest when we went to sleep. We woke up to it not being there. As we went down to the living room and came down the steps. There it was...hanging from the ceiling with a noose around it's neck. Your Next written in ketchup on his face. No sleep for 3 days.
monkey2546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually horrible! I would be the same.
cailihphiliac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be scared of your dad, not stuffed animals, they didn't do anything.
monkey2546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is true, although every time i see a stuffed animal i think they're breathing. Weird, I know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How big was his dick?!
monkey2546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not as big as the one on your head.
VindictiveRakk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Why did your dad shit himself?
monkey2546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry clarification the three of us were the kids.. dad did not shit himself. At least i don't think so.
IAmA_Evil_Dragon_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How average was your toy dad?
ChrisCDR ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 13:37:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the Father of the Year award goes to...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:23:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me? Me? Ooooh I hope it's mee!
beepbloopbloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beyonce.
Nungie ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:56:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are the best/worst dad ever
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Worlds okayest dad.
Rocket_King_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best worst dad ever
ThatRedHairedGirl ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:36:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is pure gold. I remember when I'd have friends over and we would watch scary movies, my dad would go outside and bang on the windows to freak us out.
eNaRDe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom has a accent, born and raised in Puerto Rico. When we were younger we dare her to do it. She closed the door and locked it. Me and my sister were both standing on the other side of the door listening in. With the lights off, she looks at the mirror and says "BLOBY MAR E, BLOBY MAR E, BLOBY MAR E and then silence about 30 seconds later she yells "it didnt work!" meanwhile me and my sister are cracking up laughing cause of her accent. We told her that the ghost didn't understand her accent and that's why it didn't work. Till this day we still make fun of her BLOBY MAR E.
newtbutts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking amazing. Holy shit
byrdman12103 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:25:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait!? Burger King has happy meals???? Mind Blown
arktoid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Worth it?
jasongnc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't worth it until I got so much post karma, lol.
ModernTenshi04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a picture or video of this awesome toy you speak of?
anoobitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Otherwise, such an event might not have even occured.
jasongnc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the Princess Leia from this toy set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2JfFYE-oB0
ModernTenshi04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, now I remember those. I have the Yoda figure around here somewhere. I think he was some sort of Magic 8 Ball type thing in that set.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a great toy! I would even go to mcdonalds just to get that toy. Cool.
Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
High five for scaring kids.
lolaohlola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, you're good.
StaticPrevails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom heard us doing that one time, and she held the door shut for a few seconds. We were able to turn the light on, but that freaked us out still.
Pythias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious; exactly the sort of thing my father would do.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother-in-law told me how he and his sister had watching Nightmare on Elm Street one night, and their dad hid under her bed after taping butter knives to his fingers. Guess she had nightmares for weeks.
Tormundo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar scenario. My sisters dared me to play bloody mary with them. We get in the bathroom and are chanting when my sister next to me says " Hey Tormundo. " I look at her and then all the sudden she screams, I turn and the entire bathroom mirror is on fire. They run out and lock me in. I cried and banged on the door for what seemed like enternity before they let me out. Apparently they had sprayed a huge amount of hairspray on the mirror and my other sister lit it on fire when I turned to look at the one who called me name. :*(
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait to be a dad.
Efraing14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will need training, will you teach me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The force is strong with this one.
notsoregularjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My roommates daughter and her friend were doing this a few days ago in the bathroom, while they were in it I burst the door open screaming. Yeah! Good times!
I_Just-Blue_Myself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my dad would mess with me on occasion like that. i was going to bed scared. i told him i was worried something would get me. and he said "its ok, everything is fine, there is nothing to worry about....except for the hand outside your window". i still feel chills to this day about that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. My buddy told me that when he was a kid, he had a friend sleep over. When his parents told them that it was time to sleep they went into his room and watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre instead. His dad saw the light from the tv on in his room so he went outside to see what was up. He saw what was playing out and decided it was time to teach his son a lesson. He went into the shed and took out his faceshield and chainsaw. He stood in the darkness of the backyard and started it up. He just stood there staring at the window. When he noticed the kids curiously peering through the window he charged at them and revved the chainsaw. My buddy said he still cant watch TCM without getting nightmares. Not sure how much is true, but it was amusing at least.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are a good father.
stayfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New rule: don't say Princess Leia out loud three times in a darkened bathroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You win the game of fathers. May live a ling life as king of the dads.
TTHtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a story similar to this. So my parents were having a party at their house, and I got stuck in the basement with all the kids. My younger sister decided she wanted to play Bloody Mary in the basement bathroom and two other kids decided to join her. They go in the bathroom, turn out the lights, and close the door. Then, I quickly run upstairs to turn out the lights. After my sister says the third Bloody Mary, she opens the door and screams. Still probably my proudest moment
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends did someyhing so simulat to me. Did bloody mary with my eyes closed. They snuck a glow in the dark cardboard cut out of Darth Vader in behind me. Nightmares for weeks once I opened my eyes
Father_of_EX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jokes on you, therapy's expensive.
kickassunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's hilarious!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you watched your daughter and her friends in the bathroom through the window? Why did you have a Happy Meal with you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you had it your way right? Is that even there slogan still?
NinjaMom728 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sir, are an AWESOME parent!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there was a Brady Bunch episode like that?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The R2D2 one?
MehYam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute - BK is giving out laser pointers to kids?
toastyghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
best dad in history
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you are the type of dad i aspire to be
TheDewyDecimal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom did something similar to my 2 older brothers. She snuck around the side of the house when they went to do it, banged on the window and screamed. They freaked out. She was 8 months pregnant at the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wil pay you for that princess leia pointer if you still have it. No I am not joking, pm me if you have it
jasongnc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think we have it any more. Was the Leia in this set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2JfFYE-oB0
Nesmohten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dad of the year
hadtoomuchtodream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you post a picture of this toy? Google isn't helping.
jasongnc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Video of the set, its the Leia one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2JfFYE-oB0
Z0MBGiEF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Terrorizing kids is the best thing ever and really your right as a dad. I watched Cat's Eye with my 7 year old daughter and while she slept I put the knife piece from the board game Clue on her nightstand. Woke up at 7am to screaming off the top of her lungs.
Hoeftybag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking worth
Raymond_Davies_Allen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing
KrabbHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just said Bloody Mary out loud three times and suddenly my window opened out of nothing. Gotta admit, I was terrified. Turns out my cat just learned to open the window. Cruel motherfucker.
TakeOffYourMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most awesome thig I've read all day.
Viperbunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is both evil and hilarious. I don't know how I would feel if my husband did that to our daughters. On the one hand, I wouldn't want her getting so scared she had nightmares for a week. On the other hand, she and her friends were already playing the game so it seems fair game to me. How old were the girls involved? If I had to guess somewhere between 11-15?
jasongnc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
no, unfortunately much younger. I think they might have been 7 or 8 at the time. It was a while ago. edit: Actually must have been 9ish based on when the toy came out. It was part of this set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2JfFYE-oB0
darkkefka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a fatass R2D2?
linuxrules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats the main reason i wanted kids
uber1337h4xx0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The wife wasn't unhappy not because of the prank but because she was tired of telling him to not peek at his daughter's friends in the bathroom.
Rintae ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:54:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thatHappened
CurtisThePerson99 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Burger King doesn't have Happy Meals. GET IT RIGHT!!!
jasongnc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You buy the meal for the kid, they pull out the toy and it makes them happy. Seems like I did get it right. Heh.
CurtisThePerson99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Technically yes. The Burger King equivalent. It was a joke anyway. :)
narcolepsyinc ยท 1505 points ยท Posted at 13:57:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My little boy (8) came home from school saying that some of his friends had told him about Bloody Mary - and that he was scared of her. My wife was like "Sweetie, it's just a joke. Let's go in the bathroom and say it, and I'll show you that it's not real." She told me to come in with them, and we'd prove it false as a family.
Nope.
She got mad at me because I was still too uneasy about doing it. I'm 31 years old, but that shit is burned into my brain. You don't play around with Bloody Mary.
[deleted] ยท 361 points ยท Posted at 15:37:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
her:"Honey, come on. We need to show him it's not real."
you:"Hhhmmm, nah. You go ahead. I have a thing I need to do."
her:"are...are you afraid to do it?"
you:"PSHH, noo."
I wouldn't do that shit either. I had a bad experience going to the bathroom one night when I was little.
Edit: Just keep scrolling and you'll find the story.
cdickover ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:55:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But
Are your wife and child still alive or no
THIS IS IMPORTANT
CamiCastel2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OP?
ams1989 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...go onnnn
redheadedalex ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:05:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason my mother thought great bathroom decor would be lining the wall with those porcelain French decorated masks. About fifteen of them with their fucking dead eye holes. Hated to go piss, we had no bathroom light.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. I couldn't go into my sister's room cause she had so many dolls just staring at you when you walked in.
Shaggyninja ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, I would say no. And then hide behind the door ready to bust in once they say it 3 times.
Kaden17 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:25:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time?
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:32:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, I was seven and a flushing toilet at night scared the living hell out of me. Was a giant scaredy cat. Some background: my bathroom is shaped like an L with the toilet at the end of the shorter leg.
I would stand on the inside corner of that leg (because I was scared to just stand facing the toilet? im not sure). But one night I did this and I very vividly saw a white hand that was in a ripped up glove reach around the corner. I screamed and just fell against the wall crying.
That was the only time that happened too. I wasn't just a kid who saw a lot of stuff, but that, I did see.
Slept in my parents room on their floor for most of that school year.
osamabinswaging ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:57:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We all float down here.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:03:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And when you're down here with me, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!
SyMag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You want a balloon?
shadowman3001 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:56:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And then a faint whisper in the wind... "Shamon-a...woohoo..."
BinarySo10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a three-fingered claw beside my bed one time as a childโฆ It was likely a trick of the light against rumples in the blanket against the wall but it still creeps the hell out of me if I remember it before bed.
mimirabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa. When I was a lot younger I saw a floating, 3 fingered white claw hovering around a chandelier in a restaurant I was eating at. Younger me was pretty smart and drew "it" in bad crayon on a napkin so I wouldn't forget. From what I remember it was like a bony hand with really sharp nails and it seemed kind of... Whispy? I haven't seen it since then (thankfully) but I just had to comment because I didn't think this was a very common occurrence.
BinarySo10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one I thought I saw looked a lot like this claw from an episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark" claw Except with only 3 fingers.
It probably was just my imagination, but stillโฆ I don't like to think about it.
Sinanmaester ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:29:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just recently this happened to me, Now I have a rich aunt who owns a huge house, you literally get lost in the house. We were outside on the patio talking and stuff ( the whole family 30+ Members) They ask me to go upstairs to the 2nd floor and get some blankets out of the 2nd room ( There are 3 rooms , we named them like this in Order on the left is room 1 my aunts room, then the 2nd room right across the stair case and room 3 on the left.) I was going into room 2 when I realized room 1 had the lights on and I thought it was one of my cousins who was playing in the room so I didn't do any about it. I went into room 2 got the blankets and when I was leaving room 2 I saw a naked foot on the bed. Just as if someone was laying down on the bed. I didn't think anything about it and turned to the balcony to throw the blankets down. (balcony is between room 2 and 3 across from room 1) When I turn around the foot isn't there. I get curious on who is in there I walk into the room. There is no one there, the lights are on , Bathroom door is open and the balcony connected to the room door is open. I freak out and accidentally go up the stairs instead of down. I'm too scared to go back down , so I just sit on the 3rd floor for about 10 minutes then get enough courage to go back down. When I go back down I see that room 1's lights are off and the door is closed... I rush down to the patio and ask who was in room 1. Everyone replies , ''No one went upstairs besides you.'' That is when I just cracked and explained the whole story to my family. They went up stairs we checked every room in the house (3 floors + 1 basement all of the rooms are like a living room very big and spacious) There is no one in the house but the family. To this day my nick name in the family changed from ''The American'' to ''Naked foot''
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You said 1 and 3 were both the room on the left.
Also, was the foot like under a blanket on the bed or did you just not have a view of the whole bed to see what else was there?
buttersunset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:36 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could have a squatter and not even know it!
Veyros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For when people ask you for elaboration just be sure to show them this
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife knows better than to ask. Don't do it, junior, unless you wanna die.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:56:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was molested by a plumber.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please share?
samuelludwig74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that... that sounds different...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story please
Dragonslayer180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. I still poop naked
Agrestic13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well now we need the story!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And you'll find it down below.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do tell...
scarecrow180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Diarrhea will do that to you.
kodeg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:13:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Follow up story?
[deleted] ยท 638 points ยท Posted at 16:17:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck no. I'm 50 and you'll get me nowhere near a dark mirror. I'm am atheist and I don't believe in anything supernatural, but in the dark, you see....things.
CheeseBadger ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 17:23:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that is has been shown that if you stare into a mirror in the dark you begin to hallucinate things.
... Or maybe we just call them hallucinations.
imbored53 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:47:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about that, but mirrors are pretty much the worst thing to look at if you're having a lucid dream. Sometimes it's fine but other times you'll see some creepy shit happen.
HyruleanHero1988 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:24:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I've learned to never look at a TV or a computer monitor during a lucid dream. Jesus Christ, the things I've seen...
Edit: since people are asking, I remember two little girls who has been brutally murdered and had their faces ripped off on one occasion in my computer monitor, and on TV once it was a documentary about an astronaut dying, with a camera close up showing him screaming with the eyes bulging out of his head.
NeatHedgehog ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:59:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sure that wasn't just Total Recall?
HyruleanHero1988 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:01:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hah, nah, didn't see Total Recall until after I had that dream.
Romulus_V2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Care to tell?
HyruleanHero1988 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:55:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See the edit
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't leave me hanging bro what did you see!?
HyruleanHero1988 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check my edit
TehPopeOfDope ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:02:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same with psychedelic drugs. Mirrors can sometimes be absolutely terrifying.
katsujinken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely. A friend of mine saw his face turn into the devil, horns and everything while on mushrooms. I have only tried it being pretty high on weed and my face started glowing and morphing until I didn't recognize myself.
jimbomac ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:24:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try this: go into a darkened bathroom, mirror in front of you, preferably with the light source behind you. Next, stare at your reflection without losing eye contact, and after a minute or two your face begins to deform.
It sounds ridiculous but it actually works.
freakDWN ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How bout nopeee???
nedyken ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:34:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you step into a dark bathroom and look into the mirror, as your eyes adjust you begin to see your own reflection and your mind fills in the blanks. It's like seeing a broom in a dark room and thinking it's a vampire... It's not exactly "hallucination"... you just have a tendency to freak yourself out when you are already nervous/scared and expecting to see something creepy.
I remember sleeping over at my friend's house when I was a kid... as we sat in the dark room talking to each other, I became completely convinced he was wearing a Freddy Krueger mask and trying to scare me. He wasn't... I just saw his face in the dark and thought it looked ghoulish. That's basically the same premise behind the Bloody Mary thing.
AmirZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Staring 10 cm above your head gives the same result pretty much instantly..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, and I don't want to see them. Because they will freak my shit out.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:22:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's about risk vs reward.
The reward for saying it is...not really anything. Actually, you would be alleviating your child's fears.
The risk? Well, there isn't any risk. Probably. Maybe. Possibly. But what if there is?
What if you say it--a little shakily the first time, then more certain the second time, and then the third time you are sure: this is a child's superstition, and you are a man. You smile to yourself, thinking, "How could I ever let such a thing bother me?"
And what if whatever malevolent disposition that lurks in the world behind that mirror sees your smile and knows that it mocks her. Sees your arrogance and knows that it dismisses her. Sees your child and knows how to punish you.
Is it worth it then?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:49:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, to be clear, I would never have taken this position out loud when my children were little. But I think it is ridiculous to "prove" it's nothing by actually going into the bathroom and doing this. I would have just said, "There's no such thing". Like you do with everything: closet monsters, et al. Because the imagination is a very powerful thing, there could actually be a traumatizing thing that happens in the mirror when you are proving there is nothing there, and oh boy, now you've done it. You never get them our of your bed. Nuh uh.
candypuppet ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:12:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I avoid dark mirrors at all costs when I'm tired as hell. Sleep deprivation makes you see weird things, the shadow seems to be a woman, your reflection seems to be smiling at you, the creaking sound like footsteps. I'm not superstitious and don't have any mental illness, but when I'm fatigued I get scared of every little thing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this. I know nothings there, but damn, I have to sleep...
NeatHedgehog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lack of sleep can turn all kinds of regular stuff into the creepiest things on the planet.
One morning, when I been awake all day, then gone to work night shift, and then hauled stuff out of my old apartment for another five or six hours after that, I pulled a knife on a bird feeder because I thought it was a mugger.
psiphre ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i believe in god, and the only thing i'm afraid of... is bloody mary.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:03:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe in the supernatural, so mirrors are all the worse for me
Senuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:45 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.
Axis_of_Uranus ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should not be afraid of things that exist only in your mind.
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And if I provide proof? (IIRC, footage and images can be tested for tampering, correct?)
Axis_of_Uranus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not James Randi, you contact him.
sheriw1965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
Sexwax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until you try acid!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, did that. Stay away from mirrors on acid and in dark rooms.
J0HNN0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing to fear in the dark, except fear itself. I took a Cub Scout group for a bush camp. During the day I got a couple of leaders to run a line from camp into and around the bush, finishing back near camp. Only rules were no water and no thorns/prickles. Up, over, under, through we're all good. The line was over a kilometre long.each cub had a ring over the line and had to follow the line... In the dark with no torches. Aim of the exercise was to get them in the bush, in the dark, to show how there is nothing to fear. The parent helpers were the worst. I got the last cubs to roll up the line as they went... Pity as all the cubs wanted to do it again, but too late. It was an awesome exercise and the confidence increase in a lot of them was noticeable. Of course we had a briefing beforehand (setup for success) and discussion afterwards.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My logical completely scumbag brain completely agrees with you!
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should look into the Three Kings. A wonderful little ritual to take a look at your darker side.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uh yeah, you lost me at "Set Up". There aren't enough nopes in the world to express to you how much that will not happen in my life.
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was mostly tongue in cheek, truth be told. I have this unhealthy desire to try it, but I'm afraid of what would happen...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's kind of fun to think about, and frankly, it's something I might have done when I was in high school, but whenever we did anything like that, I never saw anything. I'm sure my irrational fear later in life is coming from some undealt-with trauma or deficiency.
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you did see something and it got suppressed, but now it's manifesting as fear? Ya know, just to make you paranoid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just your eyes fucking with you. If you know it's not real, then what's there to be afraid of?
noobody77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly I'm an atheist as well and don't believe in anything supernatural but you won't catch me in an abandoned insane asylum at night, I mean what's the point of tempting fate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THANK YOU
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be scared as shit, but I'd still man the hell up and do it. I'm not teaching my son that it's OK to be paralyzed by superstition.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not telling my children that it's creepy as hell, I would have told my children had it come up that there is no such thing, case closed.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get that, I just feel like it'd be a good "facing your fears" lesson.
On the other hand, it also encourages him to act on dares from friends.
But then, if he came to me first, I can say how proud of him I was for checking first before acting on impulse.
Eh, I'm new to this parenting thing, and he won't be talking for a few months anyway :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, well have fun. :) As an exercise in fun stuff to do, it may be cool, but I just wouldn't have been a good candidate.
skizmo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly!
psiphre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
perception is reality?
radii314 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:46:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
they're called floaters
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well aren't you Mr. Special.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's Ms Special, and no, not around here.
[deleted] ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 14:07:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Genre savvy. I like it!
Nonna9 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:21:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Im not expecting to see a monster, but if like someone dropped something in another room or I saw random movement out of the corner of my eye at that moment, it be enough to scare me to death probably.
Vamking12 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:33:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She may be real fucker, also if your tired a placebo might come into effect and mess you up.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:38:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 15:16:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck that man card!
LeanBean17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I did this in the little girls' room, but over one of the toilets and then flushed. One of my friends then lurched forward, as if someone was pulling her by the arms. We all ran out screaming.
But she was an attention-seeking whore, so I highly doubt a ghost was pulling her into the toilet.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:25:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh goodness, thank you.
My boyfriend thinks it's hilarious that I can't handle it.
He also likes to open cupboards and drawers while I'm sleeping, just to mess with me. (Knowing I am absolutely terrified of it).
jtet93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, like in the 6th sense! Creepy. The night after I saw that movie for the first time my mom accidentally left a kitchen cabinet open and it scared the shit out of me. Looking back, maybe it wasn't accidental...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much!
My fear was long before that. We loved in a super super old house in upstate NY when I was between 7-15. As we were doing renovations on the house I would get up in the morning and go downstairs for breakfast and every cupboard and drawer would be open.
It happened pretty consistently through the renovations, and never was explained. Now I just can't handle it.
salazario ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just gave you an upvote because your count was at 666. Not sure if that was intentional...
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:35:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always thought those kid "memes" were really interesting. Bloody Mary doesn't show up in the media much, but it still manages to be passed on from generation to generation by word of mouth. You'd think it would fizzle out after a while, but it doesn't.
Originalaccountwontw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother did that thing in the elementary school restroom with his friends.
They came out crying. All he said was 'we saw something move in there'. And that's how I became affraid of bathroom/restroom mirrors.
thetunasalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't do that either. There a lot we don't know about this world.
accordingtothelore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. No. And NO. You had the right instinct. Don't go messing around with supernatural stuff when you're not even sure the origin of the legend! Just don't do the summoning if you're scared, don't go doing the summoning to show it won't work!
callmekvothe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a bad experience with this when I was little (at a sleepover, friend's jerk little brother was hiding in the closet the mirror was mounted on and banged against the door, scaring us), and then after the Supernatural episode dealing with Bloody Mary, I nope'd right out of anything to do with it.
Johnney_Chimpo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hell no. I'm not superstitious but I'm also not about to try and disprove superstitions. That's how the people in The Ring died.
conversationchanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I kept rereading this thinking your son was stoned.
Viperbunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. It's not that it's real. Part of you knows that. The way it was put to me is it is inviting evil into your home (my mother and both grandmas are superstitious). I'm a pretty rational person, but I believe there are some things you don't fuck with. That's one that, while probably false, is not worth it.
rabidassbaboon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 32 and am an absolute horror movie fanatic. I've been watching them for as long as I can remember and while I still enjoy them, I am fairly jaded at this point. A few weeks ago, I decided to watch the Paranormal Activity movies because I had only ever seen the first one. In the third movie, the kids play Bloody Mary twice. Both times it came up, I grabbed the remote and muted the tv. I have some deep-seated, uncontrollable terror from that "silly kids' game". It doesn't help that I have a very primal fear of the dark. You combine that with bloody mirror ghosts and no fucking thank you.
Gerbinator_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also at a [8]
futureghostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if we're afraid to try it because we know nothing will happen, and it will forever break our hope that there is any wonder or supernatural activity in the world? I consider myself a skeptic but you never know, especially if you don't scare yourself to death by trying out mirror incantations.
narcolepsyinc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't try it because I've seen too many scary movies. Right now, my life is the beginning of a scary movie: Family is happy, things are going alright.
I refuse to be the dummy who starts the second act just because "I'm a grown up now, and I know monsters aren't real."
timetofuck69 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Grow the fuck up
narcolepsyinc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't tell me what to do!
dolessgetmore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've got to be kidding me. I genuinely wonder how your wife felt to realize in that moment that she's married to a fucking coward
wychelm ยท 498 points ยท Posted at 13:26:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun prank: dress up and cover yourself with fake blood. Go to a bar that has a mirror behind the bar. Hide and wait for someone to order a bloody mary. Pop up behind them when they do.
myepicdemise ยท 753 points ยท Posted at 13:43:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna get yourself killed?!
healthshield ยท 388 points ยท Posted at 14:27:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
because that's how you get killed.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:16:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad to see we clarified that
captintucker ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 16:47:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's just repeating an overused Archer joke. It's never funny and yet people still do it in every thread
tr3v1n ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:58:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You want to overuse jokes? Because this is how you overuse jokes.
nbxx ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come on, Archer jokes are always funny.
banjoman74 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:59:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are they still funny when you're in the the danger zone?
monoptiex ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From Top Gun!?!?
AbanoMex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Archer jokes are never funny, but somehow that is what makes them funny.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that doesnt make sense. :D
captintucker ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 17:28:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're usually about as funny as 90% of the last season (tired and overdone)
Thatguyfrominternet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why we can't order nice things.
the_project_pat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
also, if said bar patron spills said Bloody Mary, that is how you get HELLA ants
Aromir19 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:05:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up, Sterling!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Fuckin_Hipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...and a perfectly good Archer reference.
DeathsIntent96 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 17:32:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
lol le may mays amirite XD
Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes
fdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You hear that a lot in prison.
darkesnow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone ever order a Bloody Mary who's not at brunch?
lbmouse ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We used to order Bloody Maria's and Huevos Rancheros before going golfing in the South West. Early Sunday morning hair of the dog. I can't do double headers anymore.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope on that one!
threecolorless ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"We find the defendant not guilty of malicious manslaughter, your honor. You don't fuck around with Bloody Mary."
"True dat. Adjourned."
HyruleanHero1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a scary atmosphere, no one would be scared, they'd just be like, what the fuck is this weirdo doing?
toastyghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm seeing some logistical issues already...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I owned a bar, I would hire someone to do that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:47:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one orders Bloody Mary's. You make them as a hangover cure in the morning.
Texcellence ยท 674 points ยท Posted at 14:30:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For real, saying Bloody Mary can turn out badly. A few months ago I was flying to Toronto and had a layover in Chicago. One of my mom's friends was on the same flight into Chicago so I assumed we were on the same flight to Toronto. I ask him how long we have in Chicago, he says a little more than an hour and suggests we get a drink. I order the spiciest Bloody Mary, it was delicious. I was about to order another, but I happened to check my ticket before ordering. We were in fact on different flights, and my flight was leaving in 5 minutes. I quickly grabbed my bag and started sprinting across O'Hare to get to my gate. As I was running, the horseradish and Tabasco from the Bloody Mary started to come up and burned a hole in my throat. I arrived at the gate, hacking and wheezing. Drinks weren't served on the flight for about thirty minutes, so I spent the time coughing like a TB patient. Before I got my water, my throat became totally burnt and irritated. My throat burned for days after the event, especially in the cold Ontario air. So yeah, saying Bloody Mary can be dangerous business.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:40:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a TB patient, I know the pain.
Also - that bitch came back for revenge, be careful my friend!
KorbenD2263 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:57:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, are you from the past?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I should have said "past patient"
Diagnosed in 2012, "cured" in 2013 after a month in quarantine and 9 months of insane doses of medication. I'll always be a carrier, always test positive.
thelasthendrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's pretty ill alright.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I got my name.
dquizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So it's not because you're from southern Illinois. I hear it referred to as SoIll pretty often...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope I'm not :)
Rangoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, SoIll sucks. Never come here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter had the same thing. The 9 months of medication was crazy. And if you happen to miss a day, you have to start over!?!?!? Insane.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I'm glad someone else knows about this medication.
That rifampin - fuck that. My pee was orange as fuck. I was also super allergic, but had no choice but to deal with it and get my body used to it.
I wasn't allowed to miss a day, I had a nurse at my house every single morning for nine months to bring it to me, watch me take it, and document it.
Super_Zac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TotalBiscuit patient.
AskIfImATree ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:48:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Off of that first sentance, the rest of that story was completely unexpected. Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:19:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that people put horseradish in a drink is a little nauseating
hirry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The real horror of this story is actually O'Hare airport...
RedCanada ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should have ordered a Caesar instead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, you're not even supposed to say it at all? I thought it only did anything when you said it in front of a mirror.
TabethaRasa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the joke is that he says it three times when "telling" the story... maybe.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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TabethaRasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, you're right, I missed one.
PrestonBroadus_Lives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
ratinmybed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you nicely ask the flight attendant for a glass of water they'll usually get you something. I got a bad cough directly when boarding a plane once and it was no problem. Some dude saw me get the water and promptly demanded a drink, but was denied.
trkh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:12 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet If you asked for water you would've gotten it
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then who was phone?
jmthetank ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:08:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have the pussiest throat ever.
MiaLovesGirls ยท 417 points ยท Posted at 13:57:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Finally, I have a story that I can comment and is relevant!
When I was on a school trip, me and the people in my room were saying Bloody Mary in the mirror for giggles and shit. Then down the corridor this girl screams at the top of her lungs. We are all freaked as shit, and one girl in my room bursts into tears and starts having a panic attack. Then we find out that the screaming girl was screaming because some douche had put her clothes into the toilet.
We all start laughing off what had happened. All of us excluding the panic attack girl. She ended up having to go back home in the UK from France because of the event. It was hilarious!
[deleted] ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 14:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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rareas ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 15:34:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry, Mate, Mary's busy tonight so they sent me instead."
hardspank916 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd much rather prefer Duchovny David.
CanadianJogger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"...Fancy a snog?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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CanadianJogger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She'll fuck him but she won't kiss him? What is she, Charlotte the Harlot?
EzzeJenkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Douchey Danny would say brah instead of mate.
carlito_mas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(Disclaimer: Douchey Danny not actually sorry. Terms & Conditions may apply.)
Vamking12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With the biggest shit eating grin in town.
Valdrbjorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Danny Bonadouchey
SpyderEyez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm Douchy Dan!
BlooFlea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look into the toilet and say three times "Shitty John, Shitty John, Shitty John"
DoNotSexToThis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, shit!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some one give this sexy man gold.
GarbageMan0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I summoned Danny one fateful night, and he took an upper decker in my toilet. What a douche.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:23:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap! Scarred for life!
Frit003 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
for giggles and shit
refinedvalleydude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i upvoted because you finally had a story-comment that is relevant. good for you.
sammmmmmmmmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to read that first sentence about three times to figure out what you were trying to say.
Nick08f1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a flight, you can press the flight attendant button for drinks at any time.
[deleted] ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 12:41:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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unicorninabottle ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:10:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you might have your legends mixed up.
cerberus6320 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:13:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
considering the fact that I was 7 y.o. yes... yes I did
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:18:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, when I was 7, I didn't know the difference between Indiana and India. Good on you.
_maybe_some_day_ ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:59:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man I made this mistake too! Only I was born in Indiana and had moved to Illinois before my memories actually started to develop. I actually thought I was born in a different country.
quizzicalquow ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:26:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was Pennsylvania and Transylvania. I had a great grandmother who lived in Pennsylvania and when we went to visit her I thought she was a vampire.
churrobro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A bogey man is scary, but the eagle and birdy men are pretty swell guys!
_vargas_ ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 13:10:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Tell him to flex his quads, control his breathing, and think about Judi Dench getting an MRI. Works for me.
straydog1980 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:13:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also hard for him to chase you when he's squeezing them quads.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:17:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also hard for him to think clearly when the inside of Judi Dench's nether regions are clear in his mind.
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:26:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty clear for me. ;)
tehlemmings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damn you people are trying too hard today
Aniquin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit Vargas...
GothicToast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you say Roni Deutch?
foreveracunt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:19:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First time I've seen a comment of yours without 100+ upvotes, getting lazy?
tehlemmings ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:43:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the stupid shock humor comments might finally be losing their humor. That and it just wasn't that funny.
InheritTheWind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did they ever have humor?
tehlemmings ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, absolutely. But it slowly had to escalate further and further and became less and less funny. Now it's just poorly done shock humor that everyone already expects. It's gone too far past trying to be edgy and unexpected to the point where now it's just an excuse to say "god dammit vargas" for free karma
HamSammich25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's oddly specific, whatever works i guess.
RaptorJesusDesu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:07:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thinking about Dame Dench in such a compromising position, how can one be expected not to spill seed?
cerberus6320 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
first time I got a reply from you. that's like a reddit achievement, right?
UrNameIsToby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Want to know how to really make a bogey man come? Tickle his balls.
Soccadude123 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:37:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same way about Beetlejuice
Hugh_Jampton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:51:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you pronounce that?
daft108 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:59:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beyt-leh-jois
Hugh_Jampton ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:02:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Say again?
daft108 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:04:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Boiht-lech-joyise
KittyKat1986 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:18:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the s silent?
daft108 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:27:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's more of a ''szc'', but with the ''s'' and ''c'' silent.
iwillfloat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
beetlejuice is polish?
Nocuras8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now you've done it
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beetle-guise. Beetle-guise. Beetle...
Is there a number?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i didn't hear you.
WeaponsGradeHumanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuice?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice !
Soccadude123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you out of your mind?!
Nocuras8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
saying it 3 times against sends him back, no?
lucideus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuice
FizzPig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's once...
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've learned never to say Beetlejuice three times because if you say Beetlejuice three times then Beetle-gee, whoa! That was close.
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 12:44:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend did it during school. I was surprised to still see her alive after the weekend.
mydarkmeatrises ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:47:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Erin, is that you?
SofaKingGazelle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:11:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure everyone has a friend that did it in high school.
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:18:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, had.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:40:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to do it in high school, but I was an awkward nerdy kid.
owchies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:04:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... AND you wanted to say Bloody Mary multiple times into a mirror. I'll show my self out..
DaLateDentArthurDent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Phrasing
mydarkmeatrises ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't been here long, haven't you?
dirtyjew123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Erin.
Amerphose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Erin, what the fuck
mydarkmeatrises ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe that bitch is showing her face 'round these parts.
killerkaleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like Erin. :(
mydarkmeatrises ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She won't blow you bro.
killerkaleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
smart ass
WhipWing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy bitch.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That bitch
kevincredible22 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:52:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have said it a few times but only in the morning after a night of drinking
ClintRenee ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:29:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you're ready to take this Mary bitch down.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh yes, the Bloody Mary Prayer.
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
exactly
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought when he said "will not say Bloody Mary out loud" was.... "How do you order one then?"
kevincredible22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you....I could hang out with you...
tfyuhjnbgf ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:59:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the midnight man story.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:08:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's that?!
ElectricSeal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:27:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a game. You should try it
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should. Wait, even better- do it in the bathroom, while playing Bloody Mary! Genius!
killerkaleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that! I'll stick to the REAL hide and seek thanks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would be team hide and go seek- both Bloody Mary and the Midnight Man are coming for you!
ShawnManX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get them to fight it out. Have popcorn on hand.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:00:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look it up if you want the specifics, but I only remember the basic gist of it. It's one of those occult/spirit ritual games. Basically, you invite the Midnight Man into your house for what is basically a game of hide and seek, and your only light source is a candle that you must carry around with you at all times. If the candle goes out, the Midnight Man is near you and you have ten seconds to relight it. If you can't relight it in that time, you have to spread a circle of salt around yourself that you can't leave for the rest of the night. If you leave the circle, or if you can't pull the salt circle off, the Midnight Man kills you.
still_devout ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:23:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was pretty specific.
DeathsIntent96 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:35:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The full thing has a crap load of rules.
RichardCumming ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:22:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if I called the DayMan?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha aa ah!
thepukingdwarf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:38:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty close. I don't think the midnight man is actually supposed to kill anyone though. When I read up on it everything I saw said he punished you with hallucinations of your worst fears.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if all my information is correct. I got it off a website which I don't remember, and there they said explicitly that he'd kill you.
TPK_MastaTOHO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Play on hard mode, no lighter or matches, just a block of flint and a knife.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. That's insane.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want a TV show to do that with cameras set up. Like ghost adventures would totally do that
Seafea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something about turning out all the lights at midnight, and each person gets a candle. You summon him someway. And have to kind of hide from him. If your candle goes out, you're in danger. If you can't relight it, you're to spread salt around you in a circle, and wait for dawn.
Probably got some parts wrong, but that's what I remember.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. No thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Summon the Midnight man by turning off all the lights in your house and lighting a candle, writing your full name on a piece of paper, then go to your door and knock 22 times starting at midnight and knock with the second hand's ticking. Then blow out the candle, open the door, close the door (this is letting him in to your house) and relight your candle. Walk around the house trying to avoid him. If your candle goes out he's near and will "get you" if you don't relight it 10 seconds or put a ring of salt around you and wait until dawn in the dark.
TPK_MastaTOHO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you win? When does he go away and the game end? Do you have to stay up until dawn re lighting a damn candle over and over?
CIearMind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:24:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it, I had forgotten about it...
Spurioun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's that?
BattlingMink28 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:43:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a whole thread about Bloody Mary on /r Nosleep. The post said you had to perform a ritual with your own blood or something and she would appear in your mirror. They also said you could ask questions but you had to be calm because she would respond to your emotions so if you showed fear she would crawl out of the mirror... It was pretty creepy when the post first came out but I'm still too scared to try it.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:43:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really quite happy I missed this.
chaosfire235 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's hundreds of variations to her summoning. Spin around in a circle. Write 666 in red lipstick. Light candles. Say her name 3 times. Say her name 100 times. Say her name while spinning. Leave your blood on your window, etc.
Either way NoSleep scares me to no end. Yeah a lot of it is scary stories but what are the odds that one of them is true? And you never know which one because they're all supposed to be true...
guibmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:48:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At my school it was: Say her name 3 times at precisely 00.00 midnight.
mydarkmeatrises ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:44:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Came in to say this. If it's not at a well-lit bar in the morning, then you won't catch me saying those words.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:56:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Amen to that.
mydarkmeatrises ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:29:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of which, I think a drink is in order.
Reddit, giving me good ideas all of the time.
mobius1_j ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:00:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That takes one cocktail out of the menu !
ClintRenee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:31:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place for tomato juice in a bar anyway.
Sweet_Fetal_Jesus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"What can I get for you today?"
"I'll take a bloody Mary please."
"Sorry, what was that?"
"A bloody Mary, please."
"Sorry didn't catch that. One more time?"
"A bloody Ma... Nice try asshole. I'll have gin and tonic."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hah!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody tried this at my primary school once. Picture the scene: a group of over-excited pre-teens in knee-high grey skirts and baggy red sweaters, all gathered around a bathroom mirror that still had a peeling plastic cover on it. Somebody turns the lights off, for extra atmosphere. I hang around near the hand-driers, wondering when I'd be able to have a piss in peace. Everyone hushes up and one girl chants "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, ghost!".
Everything was silent for a second when, suddenly... Nothing happened! But it happened very suddenly, mind you.
Then the bathroom door banged open and shut, sending everyone but me piling out, yelling and screaming. I stood there for a second, said the primary school students version of "What the fuck?" and went to the toilet. It happened all the time - it was just a draft. What a bunch of morons.
And they'd promised me somebody would be murdered.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sound like a Debbie Downer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was a very cynical eleven-year-old, that's for sure.
wtfapkin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:15:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
29 here. Did it once. I am confirmed dead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like using the internet from the other side
wtfapkin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Satan is on reddit too.
Lady_Sassbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it /u/_vargas_? I bet it is...
wtfapkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or saying Chucky 3 times.
elliok7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I still won't run the sink without any lights on in the bathroom because of that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that. Not even once.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
35 here.... When the power goes out, I will hold it until my eyeballs are floating just to avoid going into the bathroom with only a flashlight for lighting.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god me too.
I can finally tell my boyfriend I'm not alone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fucked. Lol
Felicity_Badporn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:01:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've done it countless times. Doesn't work.
BlueBelgianCumWaffle ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:19:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. I bet you're dead already.
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
....No....
MyLittleBaloney ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:29:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You gonna back up that claim?
Felicity_Badporn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:42:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
MyLittleBaloney ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:51:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you, Sun and Stars?
Felicity_Badporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
LGXboxDewNissan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never even heard of this. The only Bloody Mary I know of has vodka, tomato juice, spices, celery and a beer chaser.
scarletsaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
33, still won't do it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woo!
vargonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:27 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did this chant with my friends in elementary school in a bathroom with the lights completely turned off, and once we got to the part where the scary lady was supposed to appear in the mirror, at that exact moment the terrifying and cranky vice principal lady opened the door and scolded us.
wildcard18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't there a scientific explanation to the Bloody Mary myth? About how the mind blurs out constant stimuli so we don't get sensory overload (like how we don't notice our breathing or see our nose). Same thing happens when you stare at the same spot at mirror for an extended period, the reflection we see gets distorted as it's blurred out, sometimes into hideous forms.
I'm still not doing the Bloody Mary thing to confirm or deny this myself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goodness, if there is I haven't heard it and will not experiment.
QuirkyGamer9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My sister is terrified to do the Bloody Mary thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How old is she?
ScreamThyLastScream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same here.. you know, just in case.
yaffle53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do the same thing. It once cost me a game of Trivial Pursuit when the question was "Name a tomato juice based cocktail" but I refused to give in to my principles just for the sake of a boardgame.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I work my way around it.
Whiskey.
lappet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the legend? I only know the drink
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(folklore)
Ssj3vegito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good because I did it and this ugly demon hag came out and skinned part of my body i just barely escaped and was able to survive. Apparently the wounds go away if you escape im just lucky I had a razor on the sink.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
mel0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also 28 now & still afraid of her. This story scared me so bad as a kid, came home from school and avoided mirrors at all costs and made excuses not to try to summon her with friends. Glad to know I'm not alone. These brainz all work the same!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My cousin was the one that got me, she told me the legend and I was petrified. I still don't have mirrors any where but the bathrooms in my house.
my_Favorite_post ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 29 and I still refuse to look in the mirror at night, just in case. Rationally I know she's not real but at 3am, I'm not taking any chances.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At 3 am, anything can be real
1640 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ouy era woh?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wut?
ninfan200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary full of vodka blessed are you among cocktails and I pray for you in the hour of my death which I hope is soon amen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did this as a joke with a friend when we walked down a dark hallway. Little did I know there was a mirror at the end of the hallway. I saw a reflection (my own) and ran out screaming! The words Bloody Mary will never leave my lips ever again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Karma at it's very finest!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True, I guess I deserved that for trying to scare my friend.
xyentist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that shit. I'm 33 and I still won't look into mirrors in the bathroom unless the door is open.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad I'm not alone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls
2_minutes_in_the_box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Done it, you're safe.
germanywx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the Bloody Mary illusion works. The short of it: You aren't seeing a ghost, but your own face starts to morph in your brain's perception of it, and you will quickly un-recognize your own face.
I did it, and the effect happens pretty quickly. My eyes got really large, like an alien's, and my whole face kind of "monsterized." Blinking or moving your eyes back and forth will remove the illusion, starting back from the beginning. It's pretty cool, and if you didn't realize what was happening, you would assume a monster was appearing in the mirror.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah not even.
I did this in grade 3 or so in the bathroom next to the gym. It got really dark in there when the lights were turned off.
They story at my school was that you had to spin 3 times saying Bloody Mary each time you were facing the mirror.
I saw Bloody Mary clear as day she had a glowing green outline(like this but shaped as a woman) who started coming out of the mirror.
Then someone turned the lights on and I was facing a toilet stall door...
NerdGirlJess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SPOILER ALERT for American Horror Story: Murder House if you planned on watching it, don't read below:
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I thought one of the really neat things they did over the course of that show was playing on fears. One man went to the psychologist to get over his fear of what would happen if he said Bloody Mary into a mirror. He finally mustered up the courage, went into the bathroom, closed the door, turned out the lights and said it.
And turned around to see a robber that broke into his house and had been hiding there when the robber heard him come home. The robber killed him, so something terrible DID end up happening to him when he said it.
Sleep well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasting that piggy man, though?
WhatsUpDucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you order drinks when hungover?!
awesomeninja1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In 4th grade a few girls were going to do this. So we boys got a girl to hide in the stall right before this group of five girls walk in to do the Bloody Mary thing. After they said it, the girl in the stall started banging on the door and screaming like crazy.
Styrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well you just typed it.
Bloody Mary.
Anyone else for a third?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have said "BM" in my head several times today.
IntravnousBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what do you order with your Sunday Brunch when you really want your vodka and tomato juice?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, you know that drink with vodka and tomato juice? That one."
To which nearly every time I have been carded.
rkim777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I say Bloody Mary many times in the dark at our local bar and grill. Shouldn't she show up there?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same deal for me, but with Candyman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drinnking one right now. Yumm
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jealous!
Kalekdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my friend managed to convince another friend that it actually happened but it was a kind of psychological thing so she isn't actually there but you see her. That is why you can't take a photo. He got so scared!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard if this? Care explaining how it works exactly?
jb4427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your loss. It's my favorite breakfast!
GammaGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She makes an appearance in The Wolf Among Us game (and probably comic, I haven't read them though) and is pretty badass.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Caaaaandy maaaaan.
But yeah, I'll be 32 in 3 weeks and I still won't say it. I'm also still afraid of the fucking dark.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified of the dark.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it'll ever go away. Usually every year I go stay at my parents house for Christmas Eve. The kid in me loves waking up there Christmas morning. Every time I have to go to the basement, I still always hit the light and sprint up the stairs.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so so so glad I don't have stairs in my house. Many bruises came from me falling up the stairs because I was running from something/nothing.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I live in an apartment so I don't have to worry about stairs. I've also fallen a lot running up those stairs. I blame watching horror movies as a child.
Barley12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biggie Smalls.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
33 and will absolutely not say it. I know it's BS, but will not risk it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty much how I feel.
I know in my head its crap, but I'll be damned if I'm that ONE person that gets the result we all dread.
RELEVANT8XKCD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#555: Two Mirrors
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would have shit myself.
PLUTO_PLANETA_EST ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary's one weakness
PencilSkirt17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. For years I would bolt out of bathrooms after flushing because some awful girls told me you didn't even have to say the name. Bloody Mary would just know that a kid was there and come through the mirror to grab you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp. That does it. No more internet for me today.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
funny story, I was at work the other day and went to the bathroom and the automatic lights didn't turn on.
So I said Bloody Mary at (I was a few feet away and wasn't going to say it into) the mirror and felt terrified and switched to the next bathroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. That.
Jericho4l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter was asking me about Bloody Mary and I told her if she didn't believe it go try it. She said maybe later. So I got some Rain-x on a Qtip and wrote Bloody Mary sees you! on the bathroom mirror. If only I had a camera phone back then to record her screams when she got done with her shower
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even though I would die, I think I'll remember this for my kids.
jadesaddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can barely look into a mirror after midnight without being afraid of Bloody Mary. I think that even if I don't say it, she will pop in and visit anyways just to fuck with me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just read someone else day the same thing. This only solidifies my fears.
jadesaddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors are portals apparently. They cause a lot of trouble. That's why if you break a mirror, in order to not have bad luck, you bury the shards to bury the spirits with it. Sounds like BS but mirrors scare the shit out of me and I don't want to take my chances
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have never heard that before, that's good advice! Will try if I ever get close enough to a mirror to break it.
TheRileyss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tried it, bunch of baloney
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until I do it, and I die.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Me and some friends did this in 4th grade. The bathroom was a tile floor and I had my trapper keeper on me. We turned out the lights and started saying bloody mary and since it was dark they didn't see what I was doing.
I angled the trapper keeper so it would hit the floor flat and slammed it on the ground as hard as i could (sounded like a gunshot). They screamed like 5 yo girls ran out and I was acting all cool about it. It freaked them out so bad. They swore bloody mary was coming through the mirror at school later and I just agreed with them to keep them going. I tried to get them to do it again later but they were too scared.
Never told them about the trapper keeper slam heh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're all replying to my post as we speak. :p
Flick1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you do if you want the drink?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I avoid it and order whiskey, or make it super wordy, which gets me carded.
[deleted] ยท 376 points ยท Posted at 17:50:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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real_sithlord ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just a bunch of hobos angry that somebody locked them out of their shelter
dragon-pet ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:10:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I like living on the 30th floor!
Biscut87 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:37:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well u know there are also flying things....
dragon-pet ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:52:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you have to say that?!?!
zamuy12479 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:02:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
pidgeon here, we will be checking your windows tonight, if you fail, we will poop on all of your stuff then leave.
riptaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeon
zamuy12479 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am typing with bird-feet here.
Biscut87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:00:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...maybe a kid is playing his rc helicopter in the 30th floor who knows...
FugitiveCalculators ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I've read a very similar comment chain in the past. Deja vu...
deadken ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:13:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it would have been better if he woke up in the morning to discover one additional portrait, his.
AnneA_Kronism ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:54:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's where I thought this was going. I found the windows to be a lot more unsettling.
riptaway ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:31:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely would not be better that way
RelaxWithReveen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:03:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think "Holee crapsticks" should be included every time this creepypasta is shared.
psychodreamr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SHIA LABEOUF
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?
Vincentgarcia38 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:46:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Closing my window tonight
helpsycho ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:57:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So they just stare at him the whole night without doing anything? That's some next level passive aggression right there
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it that? Or were they missing the next day? That's what I ask myself whenever I see this story.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently this hunter didn't have binocular vision.
SadieR13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And this is why I don't hunt, fish, go camping, or really anything that involves being super far away from civilization after hearing tons of campfire horror stories as a kid..... Also lack of wifi.
aoife_reilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy molee. made me shiver and hiccup.
SoundMedicine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:57:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the first time I read that, I was at a relatives house late at night right next to a huge window.
idgapho ยท 438 points ยท Posted at 13:54:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything and anything from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. And even if the stories weren't bad enough, those illustrations were enough to haunt your nightmares forever.
[deleted] ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 16:53:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad they "updated" the series with way lamer illustrations.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:53:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's too bad. I remember as a kid, secretly looking at that book like it was some kind of Ouija board or evil thing. Even though my parents bought it for me, I somehow thought I would get in trouble for looking at it. It was that bad ha ha. To this day, those picture are some of the creepiest things I have ever seen. I love them so much!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:33:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO HAROLD?!?!?
IamGrimReefer ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:30:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i read that shit when i was a kid, and those pictures were fucking disturbing. i question my parents' judgment in giving me that book at such a young age.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:10:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to flip through them, get freaked out by the illustrations, shove the books back into the bookcase, and run and hide. Then I'd come back later for some more. It was great!
Big ups to "The Dream" for scaring the shit out of me for years (both the picture and the story).
eddielagato ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:17:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recall reading that following massive outcry from fans, the re-RE-released the original artwork versions... so now there's two versions out there available for purchase. So, there's that, I guess...
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:19:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's good. It's just sad a lot of kids will never know the original illustrations. Parents are too protective nowadays.
eddielagato ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:01:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. Whenever I finally get around to having children, they're gonna grow up with the originals, whether they like it or not... toughen them up, like it did to me :P
ofthedappersort ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:01:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God forbid children feel any other emotion than overwhelming safety and aplomb
D_L_N ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:18:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Harold scared the shit out of me for the longest time. I still don't even like scarecrows.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:14:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"As Albert watched, Harold kneeled and stretched out a bloody skin to dry in the sun."
o_o
badbluemoon ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:05:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Harold STILL scares the shit out of me. I live in Kansas. It's kind of a problem.
Sulgoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Scarecrows have been a mainstay of horror for decades, this is why they invented other shit, like bird poison and, in my friends case, auto aim-and-fire pellet guns. He hates scarecrows and it was fucking hilarious to put one in his closet during Halloween. I have never seen a grown man run so fast with urine running down his legs. I don't think we needed the stepper motors, LED's or scary rasping voice my friend can do.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is definitely the most memorable story. I honestly can only think of 2 or 3 others...
FrothyStrumpet ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:59:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read those in like fifth grade and I still think back and shiver sometimes.
lukin187250 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:14:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me Tie Dough-ty Walker!
Could_You_Not ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lynchy-Kinchy-Colly-Molly-Dingo-Dingo
bad-bromance ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost 40 years old and that phrase still cuts deep.
jt1624 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:02:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The artist that does those is incredible. His name is Stephen Gammell. As a kid, those were scarier than the stories.
eddielagato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a guy who created tarot-card-deck artwork in the style of Stephen Gammell... the kickstarter was here (it has been successfully funded, he plans to sell some on his Etsy page I believe)
I feel he did a pretty good job capturing Gammell's style, not perfect, but definitely heavily inspired...
Garrick420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They still are.
bonerlizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a watermark on the concrete wall in the basement of my parent's house that reminds me of those illustrations. Still creeps me out sometimes and I'm 28
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:44:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Made an effort to get all three of them when I was younger I ought to scan them and post them online (if there aren't any PDFs readily available).
Edit if anyone is still watching:
First book scanned as a PDF
Cursed_Avenger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to remember, was there a story about shadows? A boy thinks the shadows are moving at night. He goes to sleep in his parents bed. He tells them but they don't believe him. The shadows are kept at bay because of a light source. It goes out and they end up killing the parents.
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, I don't remember that. I have the books at hand, and I don't think that's in any of them. Awfully creepy sounding, though.
Cursed_Avenger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:48 on July 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm going off what I remember so some things might not verbatim. My grade 6 English teach would read stories out from those books. I can't remember any other story except for that one.
I've been trying to look for it but my Google-fu is weak.
Edit It might be from the other series called Scary stories for sleepovers. Based on titles of the stories it might be the one called "Shadow Play."
YeezusAscends ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude please do this! I can't find them anywhere on-line. I had all three I bought from the scholastic book fair in 6th grade but my mom sold them in a garage sale. Without asking me.
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One is in rough shape, but I'll get on this tonight.
YeezusAscends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are awesome man! Let me know where I can read them when you're all done!
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For sure. Might take a while putting it together, but I'll message you when I'm done.
YeezusAscends ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks again dude really nice of you to be doing this
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a problem.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you message me too? I miss those!
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For sure. It may take a while, mind you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much! Time doesn't matter, just that you're doing this is so great!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:51:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Something Wrong?
Vanetia ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:44:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Room for one more" is why I don't ride elevators
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:14:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I vish to vash and vipe the vindows.
lennybird ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:49:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the viper!"
natexoe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:00:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The scarecrow is my favorite
luckym00se ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ThhNc83B-4 Relevant.
RockettRaccoon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you see that the re-release has NEW illustrations that aren't even close to being traumatizing?
bahgheera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a book I ordered through Scholastic when I was in 4th or 5th grade (ca. 1981-82) that was filled with urban legends and scary stories. There was one story about a guy taking an elevator, the elevator operator was this horribly disfigured little guy and he saved the man by being repulsive - the elevator fell or something like that and the guy never got on. Anyway, there was an illustration of the disfigured guy dragging a coffin, and for some reason that picture scared the ever loving daylights out of me. I've been trying to remember the name of that book for years.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:14:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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bahgheera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AAAH! But what was the book!!
futilitycloset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it this one from Scary Stories?
peepjynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those damn books. My mother bought them for me when I was a kid.... I think I still have them in storage somewhere.
playno1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about how they released a new version with a different artist? They ruined the entire mood of the book.
LePoisson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
25 years old. Can confirm that illustrations haunt you for life. Purchased the anthology with the original illustrations for any future kid(s) I have.
That shit was frightening. Still is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard they are making it into a tv series or a movie or something.
TheAlmostMadHatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but there was something about a ribbon around a girls neck, and then when she was old, she finally told her husband to remove the ribbon, and her head fell off. I still get those pictures in my head every once in a while.
FolkDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have revived a darkness I've not known since my childhood. Thanks.
Lrobluvsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are one of the books in this series the book with the creepy skull head on it?
BigMikeCassel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn right, the stories were so-so on the scary scale... but the illustrations were horrifying
Seafea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody animated one of them. I think it was the one where the kids get a new mom or something.
Sherlockiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still get scared thinking of the living scarecrow story. Ugh, those illustrations were brutal.
MLG_Eli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. That. Shit.
spiritrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't laugh as a hearse rolls by!
ChaosMotor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit my cousin had this as a book on tape and we would go to the playroom in the basement and she'd put the tape on and turn off the lights and FUCK THAT
mx3o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My teacher in fourth grade would occasionally read that book to us. I remember a story about some girl literally being scared to death, or something like that.
Could_You_Not ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a story in there called 'The Window.' I don't remember what exactly happened, but I think there was a vampire. All I remember is that it terrified me beyond reason.
Dragonfly42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about the scarecrow scares me the most.
BLEEARGH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm like 8 years older than I was when I got the books and they still scare the shit out of me.
ThomasTShiftlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The illustrations for "Footsteps" and "The Little Black Dog" still scare the shit out of me. Those two stories aren't even particularly scary but I daren't open the books and look at them anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. When I was like, eight, the story "The Dream"... or rather, the accompanying illustration, freaked me out enough to just put the book down and immediately return it to the library. At least I believe it was that specific illustration. It was something like that.
It was 2 spooky 4 me.
WickedLilThing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those were the best. I love them. They probably changed the illustrations because kids are wussy little bitches these days.
ClamsMcOyster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God those pictures gave me nightmares as a kid. Apparently the 2011 reprintings had tamer illustrations.
vicefox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:18:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Many of the stories were quite bad, if I recall.
Dain_Awesome ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one around here who thinks 95% of those stories are not scary at all?
[deleted] ยท 811 points ยท Posted at 16:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I worry that I'm going to have sex with my girlfriend and then the next morning we'll wake up and a really large bird will be holding a baby for us.
notanitalianplumber ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:34:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Buy a shotgun, pretty much birth control
Tyktak ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bird control you say?
notanitalianplumber ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:35:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shoot a stork, they taste good
Reoh ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:19:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, it doesn't show up for 9 months.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:02:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't paying attention and read this as "Well wake up and she'll be a giant bird"
MatthewDLuffy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:44:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just Japan
Ambitious_puppy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:38:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It happened to me bro don't joke. Moral of the story: no sex.
Timmymac23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, this is a rational fear.
thatoneguy172 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't let her pee on any sticks, bad things happen when they pee on sticks.
Phil8show ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as in "A really large woman". Being English makes things funny sometimes.
Prof_Jimbles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Caw caw, enjoy your responsibility!
Rauldisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And that birds name? Albert Einstein.
nofucksgiven5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Use "bird" control
Muffer-Nl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stork?
SammyLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well thanks for lightening my mood after reading an above post that led me to a dark post.... I feel better now.
[deleted] ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 13:55:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jack the Ripper, they still haven't found him and a lady does tremble at nights in London
Loreguy ยท 182 points ยท Posted at 15:50:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a documentary recently where they connected the murders of the prostitutes to a specific ships coming into port, with one man in all the ships, basically indicating that this man was Jack the Ripper.
Then they traced him to NY City exactly at the time prostitute killings started in NY City, in the same manner that Jack the Ripper had killed. It was pretty conclusive, but I don't remember the name of the documentary.
[deleted] ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 15:56:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weirdly this is the second time this has come up this week.
His name was carl feigenbaum and I do believe this is the most plausible story.
http://www.casebook.org/suspects/carl-feigenbaum.html
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:08:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Karnas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:32:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"According to Wolf Vanderlinden, some of the murders listed by Marriott did not actually occur; the newspapers often embellished or created Ripper-like stories to sell copy. Lawton's accusations were disputed by a partner in his legal firm, Hugh O. Pentecost, and there is no proof that Feigenbaum was in Whitechapel at the time of the murders."
Vanderlinden, Wolf (2008). "Carl Ferdinand Feigenbaum: An Old Suspect Resurfaces", in Ripper Notes: The Legend Continues, Inklings Press, pp. 4โ24, ISBN 978-0-9789112-2-5
Yeah. I don't think so either.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:09:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm I haven't read this one. Personally, I like the story of Jack the Ripper being the abortion doctor's infertile wife.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:36:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The reason I like Carl for the suspect is every where he went similar killings happened and then mysteriously stopped when he left. He was eventually executed in New York for a similar murder
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:56:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh that DOES make it a little more plausible. Spooky.
Raingembow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that actually a theory? They had something similar on Black Butler.
FoodBasedLubricant ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:18:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a feig
callmekvothe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! This was so cool! My ex and I shared an interest in serial killers (hi, watchlist I'm now on) and watched this together. I thought it was awesome.
AntiLuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The source you linked makes a pretty convincing argument that it wasn't him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know I didn't check the link before posting it, doesn't matter Reddit never checks sources anyway
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just look at that face, he is obviously the Ripper.
JustJillian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember the name of this documentry?
thedoctoralwayslies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I saw this documentary as well. It was a German guy, right? I was pretty convinced. I wish I could remember the name of it.
skeech88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching this years ago! Do you know the name?
MADmaverick82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched a documentary earlier this year which had a similar theory, but it linked the killings to HH Holmes. Stating that he was either in London or unaccounted for during the time of the JTR murders. Its all pretty convincing evidence when you want to believe something. He was definitely capable of the brutality involved with those killings.
I think this is the one: HH Holmes: America's First Serial Killer
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:44:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(commented above) i think they have legitimately linked him to be HH Holmes who was the killer in the book The Devil In The White City. He built a murder castle hotel during the worlds fair in Chicago and eventually when he was caught he faked death and fled to england to become Jack The Ripper.
[deleted] ยท 904 points ยท Posted at 15:27:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was in the Victorian era. He's probably dead by now.
Probably.
[deleted] ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 16:33:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 381 points ยท Posted at 16:41:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great job, lads - to the pub!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit has always been amazing detectives, we have never made a terrible mistake before.
your_uncle_mike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never. I mean we solved the Boston Marathon bomber issue right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We did it reddit!!
Giinto ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:40:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just what he wants you to think...
Reoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or in Gaol for something else until IT gets back out...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I WILL RESURRECT HIM! MUAHAHAHAHA!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did he stop posting, eh?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if he made a new account?
Jack_The-Ripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:10 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good question.
Spurioun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it was an it rather than a he...
Solias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unless he had a son...
furophile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jack the Ripper Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr.
PMinch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/BOOTHWORLD
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ain't clicking that until you tell me what that is.
ChampagneSupernova_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He mostly comes out at night, mostly.
Kumacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if it wasn't a he but rather a they?
IncogPrecog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's probably still out there...
hiding inside of a horse.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I thought they smelt bad on the outside!
jesse022190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But maybe it is one of those situations where he took an apprentice and showed him the ways blah blah blah and when that apprentice came of age he murdered his master and inherited the name...
PublicFriendemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what they said about Stalin, but GUESS who's running our country!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, um... Michael Palin? Johnny Rotten? That guy called Chris from I met 6th Form?
PublicFriendemy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, Jack the Ripper.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:52:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But he keeps the streets clean and the trains running on time!
PublicFriendemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But he has some serious problems with women...
4197gmoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if the title gets passed down through the generations
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
then what about.. ZOMBIE JACK THE RIPPER?
courtoftheair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone hasn't watched Whitechapel.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now THAT is a freaky TV show. I've never taken LSD but that's how I imagine watching The Bill during a violent acid flashback would be like.
englishumour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whoosh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Windy in here, isn't it? Typical British summer...
tobyqueef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People mostly die of old age
Mostly
I_want_hard_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's what they said about Keanu Reeves.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:37:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you a zombie
RnRaintnoisepolution ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 15:47:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we know so little about Jack the Ripper that he could be a woman
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:57:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jack The Ripper: Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Patches_O_Hoolihan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Janice The Ripper
notdeadyet01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. My. Gawd.
Bacon_reader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nasal laugh
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favourite interpretations of Jack the Ripper is from the anime Black Butler, where it turns out to be a female doctor who performed abortions, but after miscarrying she went crazy and killed her patients. Or something like that. No idea how plausible it is but an interesting theory.
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jill the Ripper
KristoffOfArendelle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was the ending if a movie I watched once.
Good movie.
screwthepresent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jacqueline the Ripper?
more_whiskey_please ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know the scoure but there was a theory that Jack the Ripper was a woman and that the killings were part of botched abortions
CaecusDaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty late-term for abortions, wasn't it? I mean, they had jobs and everything.
No_Song_Orpheus ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:51:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its been 126 years since the murders.
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:59:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since the last murder that we know of!
Dun Dun Dun
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:38:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Makes nights terrifying. Can't even fancy a walk home with a gent without fear that he's the ripper
howtokrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I say, 'tis a tragedy to behold!
darkmechanic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:40:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be fine, as long as you aren't a prostitute.
You aren't, right?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:24:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, a lady has her secrets
darkmechanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:07:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So he's still loose!?!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's out there somewhere, biding his time until his next kill.
-littlefang- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget about that Spanko guy!
jazz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read a great book about Jack the Ripper and it detailed the person who was the most likely culprit. It was a local mortician who could keep the body parts at work. It's where he learned his skills also. When he came down with TB, the killings were done poorly, as if the killer was weaker. When he eventually died of TB, the killings stopped.
notanitalianplumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm obsessed with Jack the Ripper my life goal is to solve it, oh and worry about copycat murderers ;)
Cameroon62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Giggity.
Nilas_T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the next Assassin's Creed game takes place in victorian England, it would be crazy-cool idea to actually let the Assassin be Jack the Ripper.
Phil8show ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember in a Robert Rankin book he had the idea that it was actually The Elephant Man.
Stupid, but it would be cool if it was.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man would have caught him, but then that whole thing happened...
mchyphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, he was a child soldier turned cyborg ninja. I'd keep an eye open if I were you.
GodofCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy have they haven't found him but he's long dead now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think they have legitimately linked him to be HH Holmes who was the killer in the book The Devil In The White City. He built a murder castle hotel during the worlds fair in Chicago and eventually when he was caught he faked death and fled to england to become Jack The Ripper.
Quouar ยท 1335 points ยท Posted at 13:09:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I admit, I'm not a fan of Slenderman. I think I live around too many dark corners.
[deleted] ยท 1773 points ยท Posted at 13:56:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just be careful of creepy 12 year old girls with knives
Braskebom ยท 369 points ยท Posted at 14:10:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just tell them to look at the flowers.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:17:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You brought back a lot of emotions.
drinking_tea_go_away ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:07:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw, fuck.
HalfCatWerepire ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:43:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one cut me deep
RaptorJesusDesu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:29:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
โซ She's Cold As Ice... She's Willing to Sacrifice... โช
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:40:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one! Also, thanks for reminding me of that. :'(
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:45:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I understood that reference
Shady666King ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up bitch.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:15:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. Hoe.
_Library ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rake.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:19:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shovel
ItsChadReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So basically it's a Walking Dead reference, which in itself is actually an Of Mice and Men reference.
Yo.
illegalwaffles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:04:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Breaking Bad reference?
Cshock84 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then brain them with a revolver?
fivefive6leadfarmer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OOOOHHHH
natotater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon, man. Too soon. :'(
Flashpoint_Batz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Explain?
OhMyCuticles ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:41:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Walking Dead reference. Woman had to kill girl because girl was crazy and dangerous. Told girl to look at flowers while she shot her in the head.
Flashpoint_Batz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh.. Thanks for clearing that up!
Bum-a-Smoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon
demuni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit, I'm still trying to forget about that episode. It was too much.
ReVo5000 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:29:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a flower tattoo on my nut sack. So you're telling me to flash a 12 year old?
[deleted] ยท 611 points ยท Posted at 15:17:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon. We're not out of the woods yet with that one.
[deleted] ยท 364 points ยท Posted at 16:38:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
neither is the kid
thatsdirty ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:18:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually she lived, so there's that happy ending
sammydizzo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:26:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except yeah she is
----Zero---- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither is he
NumberOneMuffDiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn
EdVolpe ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn.
-upvotes-
Raxxel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just another turn of the page.
Taodyn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fine. I reddit through a proxy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but I have to walk out alone.
SyMag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that because we haven't found all eight pages yet?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the internet: it is never too soon.
G0PACKGO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:01:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from wisconsin one of the girls was found not compenent to stand trial
ACleverMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there.
pizzaisyummy2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:56:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we still be friends though?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to god, if that's a bad pun...
marble617 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:56:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you could say they aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:14:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, that was bad.
marble617 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:48:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the point
Burdicus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
^ Are you aware that's another pun?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually they probably were
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should watch out for hornet nests.
EpicGoats ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 14:29:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reference
Waffleshuriken ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:54:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was so fucked up.
Tattered_Colours ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:37:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"A Meme's Possible Role in Wisconsin Stabbing"
Fuck the media.
Valdrbjorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually thought the two pictures at the end were really nice. Gave me a warm feeling inside.
HappyShibe- ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 15:41:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
12 year old girl
what the fuck america?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFA:
So it'll start in adult court, but probably be sent to juvenile court soon. Adult court is just the starting point where they determine what system should handle the case.
Staphylococcus0 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:32:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well she did fucking stab another person.
I see no problem with them being put in jail for 20+ years.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except your brain isn't fully formed until you are around 25 years old. The last part is the frontal love which functions involve the ability to recognize future consequences resulting from current actions, to choose between good and bad actions, override and suppress socially unacceptable responses, and determine similarities and differences between things or events.
u1tralord ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:47:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im pretty sure ive never met a 12 year old who thought it was a sensible idea to lure someone into a park and stab them. These kids are fucked up. They might not deserve jail, but i definitely dont want them walking around society
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. I don't think anyone advocates for just letting people go. In my jurisdiction it would never even be thought about to try this juvenile as an adult. Yet it is still very possible to hold them and provide mental health services and educate them in an attempt at rehabilitation until they are 18 or 21. Murder is the one exception but only above the age of 14. IANAL and this is not legal advice.
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 15:51:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Suddenly_Something ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:36:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah lets keep pushing blame off of kids and onto parents. This mindset is the reason kids basically aren't allowed outside anymore. Maybe they shouldn't be tried as adults, but 12 years old is old enough to know what you're doing is wrong.
Staphylococcus0 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:33:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Especially when it involves stabbing someone for a stupid internet meme.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:23:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, so what really bothers me about this incident is that Slenderman has only been in existence for about 5 years. We were all around when someone made it up. It was awesome and creepy, but it doesn't have the same mystique as Bloody Mary or other ghosts and ghoulies that have survived through history. Slenderman isn't an urban legend, we know who the creator is. This is what blows my mind about that whole story. They were summoning something that hasn't even passed into the realm of "creepy possibility" yet.
aka317 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:58:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are 12... So 5 years ago they were 8. I think a kid often feel that things existing before a certain age was there forever...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I get that they're just kids but I mean the entire concept of this happening is craaaaazy to me.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:00:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What creeps me out about that is basically, that believing in him is causing people to stab eachother. It's almost making him real.
Spurioun ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:15:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That actually kind of made it scary again. Like, the whole Slender thing got really over-done and stupid over the past few years... but that resulted in some really frightening attacks. I can't think of much that would be scarier than turning around to see my young daughter wearing a completely white mask and proceeding to stab me while rambling about pleasing Slenderman. This. Actually. Happened. That's the scary part. It sounds like a stupid campfire story until you imagine it actually happening... and then realizing that it did happen.
who_is_your_daddy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:03:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That happened in my city so I'm always checking out 12 year old girls...for knives obviously.
cbruins22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey that happened in my town! Now I carry a knife with me when I go outside to smoke, i'll stab the shit outta any 12 year old that fronts.
Country_Runner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey that happened right next to me. One of the girls just got declared mentally incompetent, and not fit to stand trial.
FourFire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did they have family issues?
Maybe they got a little messed up from being exposed to creepy/dark memes at a young age: some people don't have a fully developed sense of morality before the age of 14, and you have to be pretty messed up if you think that stabbing someone to death for fun is a good idea, good enough to get someone else to be your accomplice...
Country_Runner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't been reading about it a bunch since it's in our newspaper almost everyday. But from what I've read they haven't mentioned any family issues, and while I haven't read it in the newspaper myself I've heard people complaining of course she was competent she had straight A's. While I know that doesn't mean her family life was good, and I know just because you have good grades doesn't mean you can't have some sort of mental illness. It may seem like there was nothing out of the ordinary at home but I'm sure that will come out during the trial if there is. Milwaukee Journal Sentinel will likely have good coverage of it if you're interested in it, specifically the Waukesha section.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
That happened in my hometown, I think we need to cut these jokes out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the key to a good pun is not highlighting what makes it a pun
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another one of those stabbings happened in my state. Ugh.
Jaypillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty confident I can kick the shit out of a 12 year old. Knife or not.
yuhutuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, usually its the other way for me
FourFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps we have to actually consider that young, immature minds are adversely effected by creepy/dark memes, I mean 13 year-olds often try their hand a poetry...
There are reasons why some internet content is age restricted, some might actually be good ones.
denmaster4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been keeping up with Slendy since MarbleHornets made those video things still, and I haven't stabbed anyone for a ritual sacrifice. I'm sixteen so I would have been 11. :(
0mudkipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No need, they are really bad at killing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dont get it...
Carlos1264 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what is this about?
tofercakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:48 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live like twenty minutes away from where that happened. It's started to die down, but it is scary having those things happen that close to you.
bahgheera ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:55:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww man, I need to get caught up. I haven't seen anything since about episode 40.
Caststarman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:57:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or sporks.
europorn ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 13:19:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look behind you.
Quouar ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 13:27:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...it's a wall. I mean, maybe the Van Gogh poster has him in a corner? Maybe?
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 13:34:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Quouar ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 13:35:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have this one on the wall behind me.
Wogachino ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 13:41:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check out mister fancy pants over here.
Quouar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:42:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey now! I also have a poster of a panda and of a drooly tiger, so give me some credit!
Wogachino ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:53:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a blank white wall :(
Quouar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:56:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need some pictures or posters or something. Hell, I have a painting of bubbles that I picked up for ยฃ1 at a yard sale, and even it cheers up the room.
ajfancypants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huh?
Jim_Nightshade ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:14:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have this one on the wall in front of me.
Quouar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo, I'd not seen that one before. It's really nice. The Cafe was on sale, though, so that's what I picked up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know which way is up in pictures like that?
Jim_Nightshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're roots coming down from the top.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I see it now...
Jim_Nightshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's people, too :) this is one of the last paintings he did and I though it was pretty creepy.
drawture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That thing on the third roof on the right. It isn't a chimney...
Sproutykins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that where Van Gogh used to drink? I remember a similar scene in the Doctor Who episode. :O
FlashbackJon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maaaaaan, if that painting isn't begging for a Slenderman addition, I don't know what is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
Nicoleness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There he is, on the rooftop!
readthisresistor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For a second I thought you were talking about Munch from Law & Order.
bahgheera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Richard Belzer was in that too?!
G_VVV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever you do, don't look up. She hates being seen.
Sleeper256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is Van Gogh. You are like buzzing of flies to him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BEHIND THE POSTER!
MyLittleBaloney ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:31:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH NO! IT'S A DARK CORNER!
DeathsIntent96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#2spooky4me
I_am_Bob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:45:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My coworker is slenderman? That bastard!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:09:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Four open doors in a row.
And my Grandpa.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK THE BACK OF THE TOILET.
coathangerbirth ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:10:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know Slenderman is fake, I remember when it was created on SA. I KNOW it's not real, but damn it one day I saw a fake documentary on youtube and ever since I have not been able to sleep without a light on. I think it's called Slendersuits. It ruined me, it has ruined my sleep :(
2spooky4me
Cuchullion ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:10:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets.
Fuck that shit.
buzzbros2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Especially the ending?
coathangerbirth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Especially the ending.
AntiLuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's an ending?
Seafea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't it originate from a photoshop creepy mages thread in GBS? I remember people kept creating pictures where you could see him in the background somewhere.
SomeMetroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it originated on a thread where people would photoshop pictures with creepy monsters and shit and try to convince people on other sites that they were real.
Domriso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, the really scary part of Slenderman is thinking about him as being a tulpa. In paranormal terminology, a tulpa is a fictional being which becomes so believed in that it becomes real. However, because it is real only because of the belief in it, it has to reinforce the image of itself or risk destruction.
So, if Slenderman is a tulpa, then he actually does stalk the wilderness now, terrifying people specifically to keep himself alive.
danthezombieking ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:22:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never leave closets with suits open overnight... 2spooky.
Quouar ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:27:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, I never leave my closet open at all. Much 2spooky.
5k1895 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:43:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
very scare
hiddenstar13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least 3spooky, maybe even 4spooky.
Quouar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I daresay it might go to 6spooky.
HeatSeekingGhostOSex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes me wonder if Barney Stinson is afraid of Slenderman..
[deleted] ยท 635 points ยท Posted at 13:51:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
am I the only one who thinks the slenderman fanbase became fucking autistic after slender came out?
Quouar ยท 479 points ยท Posted at 13:55:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing as I have not the faintest idea what you're trying to say when you say "fucking autistic," probably.
sndzag1 ยท 224 points ยท Posted at 14:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets was good. I saw another that was really good too. Then everyone started calling it Slender instead of Slenderman, and now it's just a weird joke. It will always have a special place in my heart though, as one of the few remaining terrors of my adulthood.
Endulos ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:34:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets was good until the end of the first arc, after that it was mostly bull shit going through old cameras and shit. Boring, nothing happening. I haven't watched an episode since 35ish?
They're up to episode 87 or something.
Blue97 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:40:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The series actually just finished.
sndzag1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It got pretty meh last time I saw it, but the early episodes... That was something special.
Seafea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought originally, it was only supposed to be three 'seasons' (counting each time they took an extended break as in between seasons)
Everyman Hybrid was semi-decent too.
cthom412 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everyman Hybrid started off really cheesy and crappy but it became pretty damn good when it started to gain traction.
Klaviatur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Episode 87 was the last they're ever doing. It's over.
OlimarandLouie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I may plug a (super subtle) shout put to the TribeTwelve YouTube channel, whose slender mythos videos are the only ones that legitimately frighten me. Especially the one titled "The Order"
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was always bad. Go back and check it out, it's pretty fucking goofy.
dinnerordie17 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:44:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marblehornets really freaked the shit out of me bad when I watched it years ago. One of the worst things was the sort of raw imagery it had, more than any other monster, it was just really easy to sort of... picture what it'd look like if Slenderman was chilling across your room or at the other end of a forested path you were walking down. Kept making myself paranoid haha.
sndzag1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:45:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had sleep paralysis (facing down in bed) one time involving slenderman standing at the foot of my bed, just out of the corner of my eye. So yeah, that pretty much solidified the horror of marblehornets for me.
InspiredByKITTENS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:28:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes. I discovered Marblehornets and the whole Slenderman story one summer a few years ago when I was working 3rd shift. I thought I was immune because I worked at night, with big scary horses to keep me safe, no less!
...I did not account for my days off, when I would be awake in the wee hours of the morning, completely alone with no one to call or no where to go to. Or the fact that, to keep myself on an even remotely normal sleep schedule, I had to keep the house totally dark with blackout curtains during the day. It was WAY too easy to picture Slenderman just beyond the reach of the streetlights outside at work, or behind me on the dark stairs... I started having nightmares that haunted me even after waking, and had to quit the series abruptly.
ElectricSeal ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:34:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everymanhybrid was better
sndzag1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:42:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that one was... rather neckbeardy. I'm sure someone knows what I'm talking about.
There was one series where a guy gets lost in an alley? That one was pretty good. Unless that's the one you're referring to and I'm thinking of something else.
SaintKairu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:51:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alley one is probably CaughtNotSleeping. One of my favorites.
TribeTwelve has also been pretty good recently, crossing over with the now-technically-ended EverymanHYBRID.
DarkHarvest00 is pretty good too.
5zer02 recently ended, that's pretty neat.
SAPH (SAParanormal Hunters) was real good, but died about a year ago.
sndzag1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the one. I thought it was pretty great, though the sound levels were a bit out of whack for comfortable viewing.
SaintKairu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how it is with most Slenderseries.
ExcitedForNothing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EMH ended?
SaintKairu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Considering most of the main characters are and they're primarily working with TribeTwelve, it's safe to say it's over.
Maybe not officially, but for the most part.
ExcitedForNothing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like the crossover has ended pretty much. Neither has made a video in a while though. It seems like Adam Rosner has lost motivation for TribeTwelve though, it's been close to 5 months since his last video. The EMH crew has at least made 2-3 since the crossover ended.
Peekmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TribeTwelve?
OlimarandLouie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TribeTwelve is, in my opinion, amoung best of the Mythos on YouTube. It starts off similar to Marble Hornets, but quickly develops its own pace with "Night Recording".
Peekmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never finished TribeTwelve. I got to the 14 minute long episode and called it quits. I should probably finish it.
fivefive6leadfarmer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets too for fucking eveeeeer. I remember watching it years ago not understanding what I was watching and being reaked the fuck out
IrenaeusGSaintonge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was following Marble Hornets pretty regularly a couple years ago, but entries 60-80 or so were just really boring IMO. I kind of think it peaked around that entry out in the woods that ends with the main guy passing out in front of the Operator.
I really wanted to like the later episodes because I'd invested a decent amount of time in understanding the story, but I just completely lost interest.
Dragoniguana ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:08:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the actual various series. Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, everymanHYBRID, Dark Harvest, etc. The Slender games are lame and have turned Slenderman into a joke.
ironwolf1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The other good YouTube series was TribeTwelve IMHO.
SaintKairu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CaughtNotSleeping was stellar if you haven't seen it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everymanhybrid was super good.
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a large amount of Marble Hornets in one go at about 3am one night and was terrified. There was also that diary one...
edit: Also Tribe Twelve
Gecko_Sorcerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. I first found the slenderman legends when my brothers's friend introduced us to Marble Hornets. We stayed up all night watching episodes 1-26 (that was as far as the series was at the time) back in 2009-ish. Genuinely scared the crap out if me, but intrigued me to read more. But then it just seemed like an in-joke after Slender got popular, and Slenderman lost its flare.
Wubbahduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know of marble hornets ever came to a good definitive finish?
I got all the way to a part where one of the creeps run into a sewer thing under some abandoned building then I quit.
sndzag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's still going I think.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets is super amazing!
If you want some other great ones, go with EveryManHYBRID, TribeTwelve, DarkHarvest00, and MLAndersen0.
They're all amazing in their own way, and rival MH very closely. But similarly to what you said, Marble Hornets will always have a special place in my heart<3
Poisonne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:24 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your inbox is probably full of this, but the other two good Slenderman series are EverymanHYBRID and Tribe Twelve.
EH and Marble Hornets are both over now.
sndzag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:04 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know, thanks!
[deleted] ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 14:11:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They suddenly started liking routine, having trouble with reading body language and, most horrifically of all, every single one could recite all Gen 1 Pokemon - in numerical order.
I have Asperger's, I have n-word privileges.mariofan366 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:50:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have aspergers and I never got into Pokemon.
However, I did read the entire Minecraft Wiki. Including the bug pages. Took me 3 months.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you me
mariofan366 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:37:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you are tall, skinny, white, male, teenage, socially awkward, alone, unmotivated and spend all of your time playing Minecraft and browsing Reddit, then yes. I am you.
TheSnacky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:54:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get off of Reddit, me from two years ago.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:16:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's see...
-Tall: Eh
-Skinny: No
-White: Half
-Male: Yes
-Teenage: Yes
-Socially Awkward: Mostly
-Alone: Define pls
-Unmotivated: Depends
-Minecraft/Reddit: I do other things too.
Guess not.
kensomniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this.. like, a sign?
Like, if a kid spent his time reading encyclopedias page by page?
Sosetila ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:04:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HEY! Don't talk shit about my Bulbasaur Ivysaur Venosaur Charmander Charmeleon Charizard Squirtle Wartortle Blastoise Caterpie Metapod..(etc)
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:20:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/7EKRbWL.jpg
Sosetila ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:34:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have been shamed in a way I wasn't shamed before. Just kill me, sir.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:34:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother has asperger's and he sits in one spot watching Nostalgia Critic videos on his laptop whenever he isn't at work. I think he needs help.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:40:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, I'm not a therapist so I can't really help.
But there's a quail taking a dust bath right outside my window, if that makes you feel any better.
OneSullenBrit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:57:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a fellow sufferer of Aspergers, a pigeon is eating some stale prawn crackers I just threw out.
RaptorJesusDesu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that an Asperger's thing? I have a friend who does the exact same thing. Or maybe we just know the same person. It was some kind of "something Critic" youtube channel anyway...
Nomulite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does Pokemon have to do with Slender? As a Pokemon fan, I see no connection. I also could name every Pokemon if it was shown to me, but I even I couldn't recite all Gen 1 Pokemon in order with no hints. Keep in mind I've been a fan of the series for a decade now.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JhiSucksDick said that the Slenderman fanbase 'became fucking autistic' and it's a cliche (or a truth) that autistic people tend to like Pokemon; they also tend to be very thorough, almost obsessive, with their special interests. Hence the joke.
It isn't as funny when you have to explain it.
Nomulite ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:52:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, sorry for ruining the joke. I'll just leave now. Pidgey used Fly!
Medaforcer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh I love Pokemon, but I wish that wasn't so true about the community.
italian_mobking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He who doesn't know the original 151 is a blasphemer to the Church of Mew, our one true savior that gifted us with transform.
SerendipitousWaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Numerical?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Numpty.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:01:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow person with Aspergers checking in. I get weird looks a lot from saying tons of intelligent stuff.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:05:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My specialist subject for many years was (is?) mythology. I know aaaall of the dragons. All of them.
SomeMetroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's because you say this tons of "intelligent" stuff in situations that don't warrant your knowledge at all? Or maybe it just looks like you're showing off and trying to look more intelligent than you are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably the second one, plus it's also usually I go very in depth on a subject someone asked about.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:58:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D-d-definitely slender man, definitely slenderman.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Autistic" is the new "retarded". That's the cost of raising awareness.
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's trying to say that he's ignorant.
Pixelated_Fudge ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:08:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb.
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:43:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After pewdiepie and other youtubers made slender videos.*
GrandmasterSexay ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:40:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically how Pewdiepie and every other scripted coughLet's Playerscough got their underaged fanbases.
If I can invoke Hipsters Advocate, the creepypasta had been around for years before. Then the aformetioned videos began after Slender came out and thus now we have pre-teens with knives.
MarshManOriginal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't 4chan, don't try and act like them by using Autistic incorrectly.
Ace_attourney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Came out of the closet?
tytiger1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing like this to some up the current fan-base: http://www.creepypasta.com/slender-twilight-the-naughty-version/
It is a parody.
Solias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I die a little bit on the inside when people refer to him as Slender.
No. Fucking no. Just... never. The mythos is so much more than a game or two thousand!
Triforcespower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ARG's that are going on right now (Marble Hornets, TribeTwelve, EverymanHYBRID, DarkHarvest00, MLAnderson, etc) are fantastic, I'm surprised they don't get more attention.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:37:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thats a joke right? If anyone is autistic its the main characters in those "ARGs."
What's that? A chance to directly communicate the problem?! "I like parks"
pizzaisyummy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not autistic, murderous.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The people you're talking about probably only heard of Slenderman from Slender (and may call him simply 'Slender'), the original, 'before it was cool', Slenderman fans probably resent them
tarishimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup and those crazy teenage girls that invited their friend over and planned to murder her for slenderman..... yeah they went full retard with that one.
notanitalianplumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
K jhi
KhabaLox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, slenderman is gay?
Bigfudge89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is artistic, thanks for noticing.
I_will_eat_your_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think his sexual preferences have anything to do with people becoming autistic. Homophobe.
Pro_Redditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are not. The spread of that 'creepypasta', if you can even call it that, caused such an awful uproar of crappy fan art and obviously faked fear.
ive_noidea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To me it seemed like Slender came out, got deemed "teh scariest game evar!!1!" (Read; shitty jumpscare montage) by overacting lets players on youtube, and now a reasonably well told creepypasta is just more fodder for oh so random pre-teens.
Ancel3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:29 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman used to be legitimately creepy, but now he's just too well-known to have any creep factor.
I can't think about him without getting PTSD flashbacks of DevientART posts of Slendorpony, or Tumblr .gifs of "Splendorman".
It used to be, you would see a creepy image every once in a while, or run a Marble Hornets marathon on October 28th. But after Slender came out, all he's turned into is a teenager's halloween costume, or some teleporting weirdo who messes up your forests and leaves random blocks everywhere.
And don't get me started on all the shitty creepypastas that get posted. I haven't heard one good one since the original, now the wiki is full of shitty cliche conventions.
And the game is the exact opposite of the Slenderman lore. He is supposed to stalk you from a distance, not chase you down in an old forest.
This all really sucks, too, 'cause I really like Slenderman. He's interesting, creepy, mysterious... At least he used to be.
TheVoiceOfRiesen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:06:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman isn't so scary once you paint a smiley face on him.
iiw ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:33:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
relevant
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:48:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was going to end up as some sort of weird rule 34.
Drew-Pickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well she did get penetrated
Jetmann114 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:38:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It became shit after going mainstream. Not because I'm a hipster, but it really became shit.
Quouar ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:39:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then I suppose I find the original concept creepy rather than its more modern incarnations.
Jetmann114 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:41:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree.
Endulos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Slenderman even count as an urban legend? He was a made thing on the internet.
Eitherway, I like the original concept of Slderman.
Quouar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it does. Just because it originates on the internet doesn't mean it doesn't move to the streets.
Endulos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well... Generally Urban Legends are stories based off something that happened at one point, but morphed into more.
Slenderman was fake from the get-go.
Quouar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, but it did have to originate from some sort of idea or belief. Part of the reason it is so scary is because a small part of us believes it could be real. It's that little bit, I think, that's enough to make it count as an urban legend.
Endulos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never said it wasn't terrifying. (it is)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:28:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Slenderman.. He's the only thing that can really scare me anymore.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:42:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And he started 3-4 years ago as a creepypasta. How are people afraid of this stupid thing?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:01:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
people like to say 'oooh slenderman creeps me out' that's why
Nungie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:09:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking game and marble hornets...
token_bastard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, it started way before that as a goddamn SomethingAwful Photoshop Phriday battle. Then creepasta got their hands on it and it blew up.
NotAloneInMyBasement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I first found out about Slenderman I got some serious creeps. Alone at home when I started looking up stuff on it (regular sorts of creepypasta videos and other bullshit), and got so scared that I ran outside to wait for my mum and sister to come back. Didn't help that the air turned green and clouds were rolling in as per an impending storm. It ws incredibly easy to scare me at the time around and before I looked it up, as I was a big wuss. Just the right combo of curiousness and being easily scared.
Drew-Pickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't even a creepypasta. People on the SomethingAwful forums started making their own urban legends and one of them created Slenderman
ProJokeExplainer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have fun getting stabbed by middle schoolers
QuirkyGamer9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I felt when I saw the slenderman movie. Makes you very paranoid when you walk by a dark hallway.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was just at a music festival in Arizona and I was painting some little kids' faces and they started telling me about slenderman, and said that there was a person at the festival dressed as slenderman on stilts slinking around. Later on after i finished my painting shift, I was tripping and saw this slenderman from about 1000 yards away across a large field. I already dont have good distance eyesight, plus, the other stuff made for a very surreal sight.
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I think he only targeted children? It's the associated entities I'm more worried about.
CaptainChewbacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I taught a class on boardgame design last week. One student made a Slenderman boardgame.
Quouar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it?
CaptainChewbacca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun. You worked together to find pages. A search would move him towards you, if you found a page he appeared next to you. It was the most popular game.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a lot of slenderman "art" out there some trying to be "creepy" some not, but the ones that try to be creepy never are. The ONLY one that ever made me feel uncomfortable was the first original Photoshop.
Quouar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree that when people actively try to be creepy, it doesn't work. I do like the more organic-looking ones, though.
catrionaseawolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah dude, I live in the mountains with some creepy ass trees around. I get jittery a lot at night
Wolverine1621 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a glasses wearer, and can't really see stuff well beyond 5 feet. I had a suit hanging in my closet, and a white box on the top shelf. Woke up, thought I was seeing Slenderman, lost my shit until I came to my senses
foreverxcursed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Take comfort knowing that it was created on 4chan's /x/ board.
tom---swift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After watching a bit too much Marble Hornets at night, I just know one day I'll look out a window at night and seem him peeking in
meggyver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's so funny to see Slenderman be a real fear for people. I remember the original thread from Something Awful where that guy got created. After he gained urban legend levels it took away any fear I get from horror icons.
Deejaymil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I work the graveyard shift, 11pm till 7am which is both dark and even darker here during winter. To get to work I walk through unlit trainyards, surrounded by trees on one side, and an abandoned metalworks factory/scrapyard on the other.
I hate slenderman so fucking much during those walks. Crank the music up so loud I couldn't hear if a whole army of them was charging towards me.
Bior37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When did we start calling Slenderman an urban legend? We have literal documentation of his origin. It's like saying that Spiderman is an urban legend.
wolfguardian72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Give him $20. You'll be fine.
Cindaquil34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay I have been laying in bed before and turned on my light to check in the the corners of my room for old slendy.
violue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman scares me because there are apparently crazy tweens out there taking that shit seriously.
It never occurred to me when that all started that there would one day be people that weren't around the internet for its inception and would think it was a real legend.
Let alone murdering people over it.
mispeling_in10sunal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly don't get the hype surrounding Marble Hornets, I watched it pretty close to when it came out and it honestly almost fell asleep watching it, it was just so fucking boring. But I guess different strokes for different folks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with ya. I know its fake, but if I saw Slenderman I would crap my pants.
hrtfthmttr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only person alive that doesn't give a rats ass about a scary story posted on the internet? I just don't get this at all.
xSPYXEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Old school slender man is the best. Not this bitch ass punk ass new version everyone circle jerks over.
ksaid1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be terrified of Slenderman, but then I watched a few videos:
Slenderman Caramelldansen
11 Drunk Guys Play Slender
Splendorman
Concrete Giraffes
How To Make Slender Not Scary
Somewhere along the way, I stopped seeing poor old Slendy as a monster, and started thinking of him as a bit of a hapless goofball.
ianjbark3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The concept of Slenderman didn't bother me at first, but then I saw the fake pictures that 4chan made. NOPE.
AppleTStudio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's incredible to me how many people I come across and think Slender is a real urban legend. Then I show them the original Creepypasta post and true origin.
timeywimeystuff1701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No matter how many times I tell myself it's not real, it still freaks me out. There was a Supernatural episode about it, and I slept with a light on for days afterward. I know I'm being ridiculous, but it just scares me.
MarshManOriginal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That shitty game and the billion versions of it ruined any form of horror it provided.
Ramonito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you should definitely look up the "Marble Hornets" series on youtube, ....or maybe not
UberMcwinsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live surrounded by forested hills out of town, so slenderman used to majorly freak me out.
durpderpherp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about it living around forests that have small openings with abandoned shit in em
zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i may misunderstand the mythos, but isn't it that if you don't look at him he can't hurt you?
so aside from startling you, and teleporting, not too bad.
Cassaroll168 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The creepy part of this is not the Slenderman himself but the idea of someone or something ALWAYS following you. That idea that no matter where you are he's a step behind is the worst part for me. Started watching Marble Hornets but I just couldn't finish after a few too many times looking over my shoulder locking up at night.
PM_PENGUIN_PICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was at my friend's house playing this the other day. There were 4 of us, two guys and two girls, and we were trying to get the girls to go through it to see how creeped out they got/how far they made it. We were using my friend's headset, and they gave up after like a page and a half, so I tossed on the headset to try to get them to finish up- maybe they would do better without the noise. Anyways, I was listening and we got to 5 pages before failing. Because there were people there and we'd been talking, even with the noise, I wasn't really scared at all- you can't get sucked into the atmosphere in that sort of environment. After the run, we all headed out (it was like 11:30 at this point and people had places to be in the morning).
Normally having to leave wouldn't be a huge deal, but my friend (essentially) lives half an hour out into the woods in Vermont. No big deal, I wasn't really scared, and it was going to be a nice cruise in the convertible back home through the twisties. Completely enjoyable. So I get going, headed off through the woods on my own and let me tell you it was the most terrifying thing. I could feel him slightly off in the woods or off behind me, waiting to get me when I wasn't looking. By the time I was 2 minutes from his house, I was cruising down 30 mph country roads at a solid 45-50. It would have been fine if I could put the top down, but stopping for a couple minutes with good old Slendy out there was not an option (the convertible, a 1988 BMW 325i, had a manual roof- I couldn't just slow down and hit a button). Even if the girls that had been hanging out with us (two sisters) had gone the same route, it would have been fine. But, I instead got to live through the most terrifying half hour of my existence.
tl;dr fuck Slenderman
Yapshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If slenderman ever scares you, just think of him as your buddy Jack Skellington.
BigBassBone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman is fucking stupid.
chaotic_mindset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually have a story about this one. I'm late to the party but I'm gonna tell it anyway. I can't say exactly when I heard about Slenderman, but it was a couple of years ago. A couple of friends told me the story one night, and naturally, curiousity got the better of me, so off to Google I went. I found several articles and seeing as I read them at night laying in bed, they creeper me the hell out. Fast forward to the next day after a long day of work;I came home to an empty house turned on the TV and booted up my computer like any other day, but something was different. What was that extra icon on my desktop? It was a folder titled simply 'Slender'....fuckin' NOPE. Run to kitchen, grab big ass knife, proceed to clear every room and leave every light on. House clear, relieving, still pretty freaked out. Sit with back against the wall and refuse to look over my shoulder. Call everyone I know that lived close by to see if they wanna come hang out so I'm not as freaked out. Go to a friend's apartment and hang out until my roommate gets home. Proceed to find out that I didn't lock my computer the night before and another friend decided to have some fun. Fuck that guy!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The game still creeps me out... it's the whole atmosphere...
Tiurpslen ยท 221 points ยท Posted at 12:55:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black-Eyed Kids
[deleted] ยท 369 points ยท Posted at 14:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kidz-Bop version of Black-Eyed Peas
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:25:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds absolutely horrifying.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:36:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WE GATTA FEELING WHOO HOO
yuhutuh ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:49:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They prefer to be called African-American-Eyed Kids
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:17:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is one of those guys at the bottom Keanu Reeves?
Tiurpslen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:26:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure looks like it
LazyBuhdaBelly ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:22:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone was mentioning that this urban legend didn't start until somewhat recently (compared to other legends). I forget what conclusion they came to though.
HyperspaceCatnip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed, here's the mailing list post that started it all. The author (I believe he's a journalist) still stands by the story last I heard.
Tiurpslen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:35:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's still creepy though
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably that urban legends are mostly bullshit that people make up to spook people. That would be my conclusion at least.
Reoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing is, if you track back my comments I have one about a guys eyes being "black like his soul!" (going way back, like years). In relation to a mugshot of a guy whose eyes were totally black. And then I heard about this story. I guess they have parents too.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:12:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard about them on a Discovery channel show. One of the few things that actually freaked me out about that show was the interview with a guy who had two of those "kids" come up to him. He was horrified even telling the story.
Waff1es ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't they some sort of pop band?
xcytible_1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://images4.mtv.com/uri/mgid:file:docroot:mtv.com:/content/ontv/vma/2009/photo/flipbook/me-and-my-moonman-retro/2006-black-eyed-peas-71765437.jpg?enlarge=false&matte=true&matteColor=black&quality=0.85
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2D?
accordingtothelore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to the lore, demons who are possessing a human can make the eyes go fully black. Unlike certain spirits, demons don't need permission to enter space, unless there are protective amulets, charms, etc. to prevent their entrance. Demons do enjoy causing distress, alarm, and harm just for the fun of it though.
carlieq25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to say this. I know it's irrational, but they scare the shit out of me. My husband keeps sending me photoshopped pictures of them because he knows I'm terrified and thinks it's funny. It isn't funny. I close my blinds at night and refused to go outside after dark for a while after I first heard those stories.
Dp5Lurifax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually saw a BEK once, or at least i think i did. Was riding the last subway home from a party(I was more or less sober by that time), when i felt i was being stared at.
I just stared out of the window, and noticed the mirror image of a maybe 9-10 year old kid sitting along with 2 elder men, looked like they were construction workers or something.
After looking out of the window for about 10-15 minutes, feeling that stare on my face, I decided to stare back, to see if the guy was actually looking at me, and boy did he. In the quick glimpse i took, my heart dropped since after what I saw, he had no white in his eyes, only black. Got off at the next stop since i was creeped the fuck out, and called a friend just to have someone to talk to.
This was before i learned about BEK, but it still freaks me out sometimes.
kris10amanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. I saw a documentary about them that scared the shit out of me. How they try to get you to invite them into your house by saying they need to use your phone and such completely monotone...I wonder what happened if you invite them in?
puddingpops ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Note that you never hear stories from people who did let them in. Wonder why...
4ray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when you convert a quickcam to infrared
Darktire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this one scares the poo out of me, mostly because there is recorded account of one of these showing up in my tiny home town of Lawson, Mo. It happened after I had already moved away for college and i've not been back too many times since, but when something like this happens to a tiny town of 2,000ish people it leaves an impression, true or not.
Mypen1sinagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, I'd forgot about this one.
atreyukun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:38:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beat me to it! 5 hours ago..... Anyway, I've been reading up on those bastards a while now. Scares the shit out of me .
Tiurpslen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I read a few stories about them over at /r/nosleep I sure wish I never come face to face with one of them!
SpiritF ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh-eh oh eh-oh, eh-eh oh eh-oh...
Cerseis_Brother ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got a feelin' tonight's gonna be a good good night
ElenaDisgusting ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:44:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah even my mom is afraid of these lil fuckers. Kids are scary enough as is.
Your_Average_Lamp ยท 1868 points ยท Posted at 14:04:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read in another thread that there is a spooky skelly inside my body. I have been unable to sleep for days.
[deleted] ยท 1424 points ยท Posted at 15:16:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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RunDNA ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 15:30:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone...
xGravemindx ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:10:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...connected to my hip bone.
My hip bone is connected to my party bone!
Shaggyninja ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:42:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The party bone is connected to the red thing, the red thing is connected to my wrist watch.
your_uncle_mike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The the thigh bone's connected to my wristwatch.
Uh oh!
Timmymac23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE THIGH BONE!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heeaaad, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes...
Bektil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not since he took that arrow
TheButtlady ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:48:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittynosleep
TimTehTurtle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:46:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
stop your it scary me http://i.imgur.com/pvbEIdu.gif
G_VVV ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:29:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hyper-realistic blood
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me!!!
Schultzy573 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
LeeSeneses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3meeky5spook
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hyper-realistic blood!
Minoren ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but was he kill?
zuZujr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AND IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN!
Pitboyx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
worse, yet! it follows your every move!
theflu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
::girl shrieeeeeeeek!!!::
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are some guts, too.
PM_ME_LADY_BOOBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But who was phone?
2spookyfourme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!!1!1!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Braveryjerk
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittynosleep
Alexander52697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2SPOOKY4ME
Anyntay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
ZombiesAteMyLabors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
congratulations, the two of you made me spit out my jizz!
effa94 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:45:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spooky skeletons are scary
meteltron2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that ending came out of nowhere.
That guy counts as, like, a screamer and a half. Maybe two. Goddamn.
GG_MOTHER_FUCKER ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:29:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittynosleep
iiw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:28:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is there a skull in your bulb?
seandyer88 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:48:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3skoopy5me
SirDigbyChknCaesar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever you hear xylophone music it means that skeletons are dancing.
SGTxARTEAGA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3 spoopy 5 me
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spoopy skellington
snoop245689 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plz not skeltmans evrythign but skeltyman
ksaid1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's so crazy to think that every human on earth has a spooky skeleton standing right behind them.
Gawdzillers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spoopy4me
PingPongMofo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
femax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rattle rattle
Your_Average_Lamp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stop! You're scaring me!
puripurihakase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skeletons are real!
Your_Average_Lamp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I too have a skelington inside me. I ward him off by breaking my arms and legs every other month.
Your_Average_Lamp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ShittyLifeHacks
crosis52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The skeleton's got it worse. After all, it never sleeps, it is always watching
Joe22c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You have a condition where your skeleton is literally trying to LEAP out of your body! The only solution is trans-dental Electromicide!
HomegrownChimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lamps don't have skeletons inside them so you are ok xxx
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your entire body is just an organic mecha for your brain.
walrusses2stronk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
you might have been SKELETON MAN without even knowing it
arkaytroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get the fuxk out. A skeleton lives inside my body. 2spooky.
itmustbemitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
6spooky36me
nocbl2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
woah man spooky warning that shit
EpicTaco9901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittynosleep
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it copies your every move.
Coolguy355 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
skeleton jelly http://i.imgur.com/3oboX.jpg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ray Bradbury wrote a horrible short story that made it to HBO's "Bradbury Theater" about this.
Part 1
Ball-zak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittynosleep
theoceanneverwantsme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw a comment like that on reddit was long after I saw that joke being made on michaelkeaton.net (a webcomic by the guy who did picturesforsadchildren) and I am convinced it started there, but apparently that website is dead now so I'm pretty bummed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
BlazeDozer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just said this to my grandma and she said No I dont...
Your_Average_Lamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THAT LIAR.
PfhorHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and a SPOOKY skull like this
lupothew0lf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
Lavalampexpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
PugWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
happybunnytoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
Paratrooper101x ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:04:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
Nodnarb1992 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:06:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 2 skellie 4 u?
I_have_aladeen_news ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:22:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/3spook5me
pussyslayer24 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:13:34 on July 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a lie skeletons r not real
acbesh ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:58:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is such a stupid fucking joke
Your_Average_Lamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out! This guy must be a skelly since he's not afraid of them.
heytherehandsome ยท 409 points ยท Posted at 12:53:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ben Drowned.
You shouldn't have done that
Trebacca ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:01:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reference?
leoniwa ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:16:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/BEN_Drowned And you can watch it all on youtube too but I would recommend reading it.
tehlemmings ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:38:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that got expanded a lot since I remember it
Still creepy as fuck. I like how people actually created hacked roms based on it, whihc is even better.
leoniwa ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:17:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story. After reading that story and I saw that people were posting that they too had talked to cleaver bot (keep in mind the story did freak me out a little bit) I thought this is so stupid I will talk to cleaver bot. I said "What happened to Ben?" It replied "He drowned." Now I spend a lot of time on reddit but that was the quickest, close browser now I have ever had...
tehlemmings ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 19:34:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lmao. The best part about this is that CleverBot was programmed to pick up jokes, memes, and events through repetition. You went on Clever Bot because you heard of everyone else doing the same, and because everyone was doing it, it became a self fulfilling prophecy.
It was kind of genius of the author to include this type of thing, because it adds a very controllable and expected level of interaction that appears outside of the authors control.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:38:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just tried it, it replied "he died?" and I said how, so it said "Here, have a virus".
tehlemmings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It has been a long while since this all went down. I make no promises that it still works lol
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I asked it how Ben died, it just said "hehehehehehehe"
uber1337h4xx0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was trying to say "he drowned " but it got hit by Windows 98.
honeybunchesofdope1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It still worked for me, but I had to ask "What happened to Ben?" 3 times, the first time he said "You know what happened.", the second time he said "You shouldn't have done that." and then on the third time he said "Ben drowned." On the fourth time he said "Ben hung himself." Then it because nonsensical answers.
Mr_OF_COURSE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i just tried it
What happened to ben.
You shouldn't have done that...
Done what?
plays the elegy of emptiness.
leoniwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep completely agree, very cleaver of the author!
figure121 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:38:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that was dumb
vmarsatneptune ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:17:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! The last time this creepypasta was mentioned, I begged for someone to explain to me why it was so scary. I kept waiting for something to happen, but nothing does. Apparently it's scary if you're a fan of the series, which I am not, so perhaps that is why it's not scary for me.
joeyoh9292 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:26:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like any creepypasta, it's freaky if you let it be freaky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:45 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my last girlfriend never let me get freaky.
vmarsatneptune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know. There are some where I can't help myself; despite thinking of all the reasons why the story couldn't be real, I find myself sprouting tears of fear. Then there are some where I'm like, "... is that all?" Kind of like when Doug finally sees the end of the monster movie and you can see the costume's zipper, dispelling the illusion.
M4ttR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I hate that white text on a black background
leoniwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So hard to read =( Could always copy and paste into word =)
Spooky_Electric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like creepypastas, but when they get to long, my AD/HD kicks in and I have hard troubles finishing it and I get bored.
leoniwa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough. You can type this creapypasta into youtube and watch it as a video instead if that helps :)
DHGPizzaNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf, I just read that. My name is Matt and it addressed me at the end...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Jaded-Teen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It says Matt.
Halo4356 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Phew, good. Do you know why?
Jaded-Teen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's supposed to be the writer's name. I kind of zoned out after a while, but I think it was mentioned at least once before.
Halo4356 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, thanks.
leoniwa ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 13:44:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing like game hacks have ever scared me until that one...
emilydm ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:05:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
DontUseThat ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:17:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Morrowind one was pretty creepy too. I forget the name of it, but it's probably easy enough to find if you're interested.
DiscoHippo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:08:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
look to the skies
Sauraku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELER.
Mecha120 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:57:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was creepy until it got to the point where it said to open it via Dosbox. I was like "aaaaaaand I'm done" because that's just stupid lol.
Degru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the story in that one again? I remember finding it quite boring...
Mecha120 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically it was this kid who was given this mod by an unknown modder from an elder scrolls forum. Essentially, he spent like three realtime days trying to find something in the night sky because the NPCs said to look up there, all the while this mysterious figure was stalking his character and potentially him in real life. The story said that if you try to load the mod normally in game, it crashes. But if you load it up through Dosbox, it doesn't crash which makes no fucking sense to anybody who knows anything about operating systems.
leoniwa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the heads up =)
Magoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one, for the lazy.
grok_spock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sonic.exe is pretty creepy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats sonic.exe?
grok_spock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YouTube it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope nope nope nope nope
DeathsIntent96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a story, not a scary video.
leoniwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh I haven't heard of that one before =) Link for the lazy person who cant look right now? =P
grok_spock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just next time you're on YouTube, search for sonic.exe. it should be the first video that pops up
leoniwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks I will do =D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
grok_spock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with the written story but someone hacked the game and did it without any speech or storytelling. That's what I'm talking about
leoniwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone who wants to watch it with Pewdipie here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36smb94HGNo
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try asking cleverbot did Ben drown?
leoniwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cleaver bot and I are through...
Chobitpersocom ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:44:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap summertime flashbacks.
jadesaddiction ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scary video game stories fuck me up. That haunted Pokemon game story made me nearly shit my pants
masongr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the one with the crystal version?
Puzzular ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:34:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
All video game "creepy" stories are awful. They're so formulaic. I got a video game from some shady, second hand source and weird stuff is happening. Oh man, it was imbued with the spirit of some ghost or some bullshit! Spooooooky.
And then there's the obligatory video game dream. Every fucking time.
And there's the whole problem with the entire concept of it anyway, looking more broadly. It's a fucking video game. You can't make Mario or Link or Pikachu scary.
killer4u77 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
omg da gaem was kil me nd i dei
Waffleshuriken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is a great read
The_Dalek_Emperor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one scared the crap out of me but I couldn't stop reading.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The videos are what makes this one for me, glitchy games/audio weird me out for some reason
Sleeper256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, and one of the creepiest parts of this was how well it worked and lined up. Like, it was hugely planned. Youtube vids from years before it started came into play, I believe. How'd he do that?
AlbinoSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably the best video game urban legend imo.
mx3o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read it, and I honestly don't understand why it's so scary.
TheHylianGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha. Nopenopenopenopenope.
Thylinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is this one? Is there a link?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If we're talking about gaming creepypasta Tails Doll has always frightened the shit out of me.
The story itself is kind of a shitpasta, it's full of cliches and not actually that scary, but my childhood friends tacked on Bloody-Mary-Esque qualities along with being able to just glide out of a TV or suddenly appear in a completely dark room to kill anyone who had heard of him.
RapterRodger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get chills every time I hear that
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No bullshit, I'm still afraid to play Majora's Mask.
GullibleMuffin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:31:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ben drowned is fucking shit
batclocks ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ben Drowned is the worst gaming pasta I've ever read.
teeweewas ยท 308 points ยท Posted at 14:12:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Expressionless for sure. Just that creepy face. I should note I have a deep fear of dolls.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Expressionless
LazyBuhdaBelly ยท 278 points ยท Posted at 15:21:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The actual "story" is terrible though. So disappointing.
[deleted] ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 16:16:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Retiredhustler ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:14:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Facebook there's a page called the horror hub, and the guy who actually wrote the expressionless is an admin. The kitten in her mouth part wasn't in the original but the "I...am...god" part was, and that's still pretty lame
polewiki ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:04:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumb for being so freaked out by the god part now.
k0mbine ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:36:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because reddit told you it's dumb
unknownpleasures5 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:15:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but... that fucking face
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this is a made up story from 9chan.
squishymcd ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:18:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I...am...God..." That was pathetic.
sweetlemongrass ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:39:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story is shit but it's kind of provoking to think of god like that though. A brutal, expressionless, female manniqen. Something about it piques my interest...
squishymcd ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:29:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose it could be a cool concept if it was executed properly, yaknow? But dang was it weak in that story. I find you need to be very good before you can straight up state that a character is God (or any holy or unholy being). Implications usually work way better.
sweetlemongrass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe if she had just said, "I am". And then put a sword in her mouth instead of a dead cat. Given the doctor a crisis of faith, then burned security guard's face as she opened her mouth. Damn. This just sounds fun now
ImOnlyHereForTheTits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's an old movie with a bloody, writhing woman who supposedely represents God. I wish I could think of the name, it's very similar to the story.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one?
ImOnlyHereForTheTits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Thanks. I need to finally watch this, I've only ever heard the premise.
sweetlemongrass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I know what you're talking about. But it's not an old movie, just "artistic".
assmucher3000 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well in the bible a cat represents the devil so that could mean something
emotionles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce?
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen that in the texts. I study this stuff for a living.
The most likely possible reference is 1 Peter 5:8, but it's mega thin. There are many more references to God being a metaphorical lion than there are of Satan.
"Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour."
emotionles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking the same thing. I went to 13 years of private Lutheran schooling, and can't seem to recall a devil cat.
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can. Miss Kitty. Hated anything with God's blessed life in it.
assmucher3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just recal my father telling me this when I was a child
Theist17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I apologize. Your father was misinformed.
assmucher3000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's all good! everyone makes mistakes!
Reddit-Pro ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 17:09:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tips fedora
squishymcd ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:22:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I completely don't understand why that's your response.
icytiger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:35:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Summer reddit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Summer reddit is just as shitty as normal reddit. Fuck off.
grippytoad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't doubt him, he's /u/Reddit-Pro
fauxname ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:56:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just read it for the first time and totally agree, everything up to the jugular part was terrifying as fuck. Then suddenly kinda lame.
IamGrimReefer ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:27:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
they restrain her, and then suddenly she's no longer in restraints.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're in the middle of restraining her, I had assumed.
regretdeletingthat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, it's like the Russian Sleep Experiment. So much lost potential.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read a different version of this that was much much better. And way creepier.
neonscientist92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the "real" story?
ofthedappersort ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:49:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a mannequin used to train nurses in moving patients
neonscientist92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn :( I wish I hadn't asked.
ofthedappersort ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was very relieved to find out the true story lol
okdanasrsly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't be scared of anything that's so badly written.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:11:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of someone in a different askreddit thread. essentially he and some friends in north dakota went into this abandoned house for shits and giggles. They found that everything there was still in good shape, the pictures still there, clothes still in the wardrobes, like the guy who lived there had simply gone out grocery shopping, except other signs suggested the house had been abandoned for a couple decades. so they search the rooms and they come across one room with nothing but a mannequin tied down to a mattress which was propped against the wall so that when the people entered the room the mannequin was looking at them right in the eyes.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:18:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
StevenThePotato ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:14:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I was walking through an abandoned house, entered a room and saw a mannequin tied to a bed staring at me I would never stop screaming.
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither. Especially if it was tied. It's be one thing if it was just abandoned, but restrained. Fuck that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK THAT
Arbintor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember this. I read it and noped from that
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup I noped out of that thread after that
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:49:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK THAT
KWHOF ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 14:20:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. Nope.
Mike07P ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:38:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually said that out loud as soon as I opened the link. That face.
KWHOF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ikr.
Josh967 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:14:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit, just when I had gotten this out of my head
SpartanH089 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:55:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna know the actual source for that creepy pic.
Reddit-Pro ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:13:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its probably some kind of doll medical students practise stuff with.
amrith777 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:21:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly what it is.Source: Used similar mannequins in the nursing labs when I went to nursing school. They weren't as creepy as this one is,though,thank God.
2_minutes_in_the_box ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I hate dolls... I want to click but I know better.
IamNotAPornStar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its not that bad, two nurses restraining what looks like a mannequin in a hospital bed.
amrith777 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:28:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What they are actually doing is practising proper body mechanics when moving a patient up in the bed. I am a former nurse and we used similar mannequins when I went to school back in the early 90's.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just made that picture a lot easier to look at.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad to be of service!
Funny side note:I love looking at creepy pictures and was looking at creepy images several years back,and when I encountered this image for the first time,I thought it was pretty creepy even though I recognized what it was and what was happening (this is before someone wrote the creepypasta about it)
A few years later when I encountered the pic with the creepy story,it did not surprise me at all that someone had been disturbed enough by it that it inspired a creepypasta,HaHa.
MikeMil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this story for the first time late at night. Bad idea.
Sedu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh. Kitten in her mouth that she just happened to be eating when she got to the hospital. Was she self admitted? Found by an accident? Why was she there, and why did she arrive in the middle of a meal? Did she catch the cat just as she got there? Saving the cat specifically to scare the staff makes her seem... a lot less scary.
If she kills the doctor after whispering "I am god" (which is lame anyhow, and makes very little sense), then how does anyone know what she whispered? The nurse couldn't have heard it.
She is restrained, then suddenly there are no restraints.
Did she escape? Did she run? It says that she's never seen again, but we don't know whether anyone looked for her, whether she vanished into a puff of smoke, or what.
Scary stories thrive on the unexplained, but "unexplained" does not equal "unconsidered," and that is what the details of the story here seem.
AllOfTheDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This thing is the fucking worst. Fuck that.
ChronicStoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is awesome.. I always love it when a story is able to make me feel weird, that one picture got me.
Chobitpersocom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also have a deep seated fear of dolls...not clicking that link. Oh fuck no.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I'm wide awake now...
bmacorr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually worked as a tour guide in Toronto at the CN Tower and an east-asian woman came up one evening with some white dude. She fits the description and image found on your link to a T. Scared the living shit out of me when she looked at me. Her skin was not real, I assumed it was some new medical polymer or something that was starting to be used by burn victims. Never seen someone that looked like that ever again though.
reptilianhuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The face looks pretty funny but that's the only thing that I could see that would be scary about it.
suarezj9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you for posting this I has forgotten about this
Kingmatt227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Paranormal researcher here to make your fear worse. Dolls venture into the uncanny valley, they look human but lack a soul, this void can draw in spirits who seek a body but can't overcome a living human soul.
tl;dr: Dolls are empty, demons like empty.
Spurioun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.. Uncanny valley x 10.
dead_wolf_walkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to put this......I keep that picture on my phone to screw with my sister.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That picture reminds me of Shaye St. John who has a creepy mannequin thing going on in all his/her surreal videos.
TheHappyStick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Michael Jackson.
iamheathbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck your whore mother. I forgot about this
Mr_E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even well written. It's like a bad short story, and the only survivor isn't even the point of view. And the purpose of the kitten in her mouth? Come on. This is amateur hour. Bad creepy pasta is bad.
chakrablocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Nerdist did a great reading of that story.
alexisaacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The uncanny valley is the most terrifying shit in existence
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What?
DiarrheaAnnFrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so terrified to click that link. Probably a year and a half ago I read that story and while the story wasn't so bad, the picture haunted me. I've just barely forgotten what it looks like so now when I think of it the only thing that comes to mind is Jeff the Killer or whatever. But that face. Fuck man, it was horrifying.
cant_drive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That story is so bad.
Swamprat337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My deep fear is similar. I am terrified of ventriloquist dummies
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weak ending, they said they should restrain her and even though she agreed, they tried to sedate her first?.
Gadjilitron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was June 1972. A woman appear in hospital in Moscow. Is wearing only white rag covered with blood. Was no surprise. Is Moscow. What gave chills was woman not entirely human. Look more like dummy that move like human. Face had no feature or expression. She walk in eating kitten. Again, no surprise. Food hard to come by. Is not unusual for comrade to be eating kitten. Blood from kitten is dripping from dummy woman mouth onto rags. I think to self she is lucky. Hard to find fresh kitten, many die because of cold. When she walk through hospital door she is taken straight to room. Doctors restrain dummy woman, she makes no fuss. Is good woman, knows her place. Then doctors try to sedate dummy woman with cheap vodka while she is still, but then, she move! She fight back like bear with hangover. Take two good, strong Russian men to restrain her. Then she look at Doctor (is man, woman is for nurse if lucky) and did something unlike true Russian. She smile! Then Doctor and nurses let go with horror. No teeth in mouth. Only spikes. Is bad dental work. Dummy woman cannot even close mouth for them! Doctor look at her and ask "You are monster! What are you?" Dummy woman then crack neck to shoulder to look at him, still with smile on face. Is long pause. Security are coming down hallway. As Doctor was turning to meet security, woman dart forward, sinking teeth into his throat! She rip out his jugular and he fall to floor. Doctor is now choking on blood like normal Saturday night at vodka bar. She stand and lean over Doctor. She lean closer and whisper into ear, "I am the God!" she whispers. Then KGB come in from hallway, was no security! They shoot dummy woman, saying "Is no God! Is only Glory of Mother Russia. Woman should not lie, is unbecoming." Then they shoot Doctor and nurses for cowardice. Such is life in Moscow.
teeweewas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In america creepypasta kill you. In mother Russia you kill creepypasta.
KnashDavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking creepy photo but piss poor story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hacks OP account and mails him a doll.
joelv93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As soon as I saw the picture, I noped out. That face is terrifying...
CommentsOnOccasion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:05:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't tell if that picture is from the creepy pasta or is a post-op pic of Michael Jackson's surgery
Blytheway ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:20:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just one of those girls who put way too much make-up. Don't worry buddy.
xmod2 ยท 775 points ยท Posted at 16:35:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one was in the Big Book of Urban Legends I had:
Couple is waiting on babysitter to take care of their infant while they're on vacation. Babysitter is late and the couple is worried they'll miss their flight. Babysitter calls to say she's leaving now and will be there shortly. Couple decide to leave to make their plane. Babysitter is in fatal car accident. Couple returns to find their rotting baby still in the high chair.
sumofawitch ยท 551 points ยท Posted at 17:11:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what parents would leave their baby alone?
[deleted] ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah come on, you're saying they don't call as soon as the plane lands? And when no one picks up they don't call anyone else? They literally leave their baby and the whole time they're gone are just like "welp I hope that shit turned out okay, guess we'll find out."
the_truth_here ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who leaves an infant with a babysitter anyways? You get grandma to watch it or take that shit with you. And you definitely call everyday. I'm foreseeing neglect charges being brought up on these parents.
lahimatoa ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:24:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um some people don't have grandmas. Or sisters or brothers or aunts or uncles.
DarthReilly ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or use a neighbor, or a friend they trust.
JustJillian ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:36:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm.
I am a person who hasn't had grandparents since before birth, or aunts or uncles.
ddoubles ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:09:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are probably a simulated citizen. Biorobots are shipped in hundred of thousands out of japan each year.
You wont read this. Cause the software that runs you will censor this post. If you happen to read it. They will come fix it asap. Expect helicopter and swat team, and soon to be minderased.
JustJillian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:16:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, my grandmothers were both bitches. That's all.
ddoubles ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:47:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. I hoped my urban legend would scare you shitless.
JustJillian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try :3
tired_commuter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then you don't go on holiday without your young child, obviously.
Ace-of-Spades88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the baby and it's parents probably just sprouted from the ground.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, hopefully they can find the poor kid a better home.
The_MAZZTer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:12:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neighbors would notice if the baby started crying endlessly (hungry, thirsty, whatever) and no cars were in the driveway.
TheButtiestMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Humans this careless exist
sophie106 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:25:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I assume that babysitter would have someone who would go 'oh shit, she was supposed to be babysitting this kid. We should go check on him.'
TheButtiestMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want dead babies? Cause that's how you get dead babies.
Kolbykilla ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:04:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get the fuck outta here with your logic.
Naomisue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen some of the news stories lately? Seems plausible.
Ted_Denslow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:29:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...which is one of the multitude of reasons I don't have kids. I would totally do that shit.
jemmehbleh ยท 447 points ยท Posted at 17:48:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kate and Gerry McCann
SpongederpSquarefap ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 18:28:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit
LivinDavideLoca ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:24:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is something seriously sinister about her disappearance. Kind of reminds me of that South Park episode where the parents realise they did something wrong and blame Butters' disappearance on 'some Puerto Rican guy' - the McCanns are definitely partly guilty even if just for being bad parents.
thedude37 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:32:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How tall was he?
He was... average Puerto Rican height.
TakeOffYourMask ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:54:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of them. Why are they bad parents?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:29:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The disappearance of Madeline McCann.
The parents left the kids asleep in their room in a holiday resort while they ate dinner 50 metres away. Their daughter Madeline disappeared from the bedroom while the parents were eating. She's never been seen since.
Personally I don't think what the parents did was particularly terrible. Everyone leaves their kids alone in their rooms while they're asleep. It'd be one thing if the parents were hundreds of metres away but 50 metres is a 30 second walk and they supposedly checked on the kids at intervals during the evening.
TakeOffYourMask ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a shifty neighborhood or something? Insecure hotel?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:22:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reading that Wikipedia article it sounds like some sort of resort with apartments. The article says they left the patio door unlocked because it could only lock from the inside (the patio door being the one on the resort side of the apartment block, by which the parents left to go to dinner). I guess being only 50 metres away they didn't expect anyone to be able to get in without them seeing.
ambeecee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:43 on July 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They left the sliding door unlocked.... with a 3 year old in there. I don't think this is okay at all.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While on vacation, they left their kids sleeping by themselves, as they were dining nearby with friends. They supposedly checked in on them several times, and would find the kids bedroom door ajar.
After about two hours, the wife went to check and realized the daughter was missing. It was supposedly a huge deal around 2007, but I'd never heard of it until today. Probably because US media was having an election circlejerk around that time.
evilbrent ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:44:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it was a massive media storm. You were living in a cave if you didn't see this story back then.
I don't see the big deal in going to get dinner, you can't be with your children literally twenty four hours a day. It's one thing to leave them and go to the pub, it's another to be just down the hall and checking on them constantly. We used to just park in my parents drive and if the baby had fallen asleep we'd leave him there and keep an ear out for when he woke up.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:36:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get rekt McCanns!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:38:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish they'd adopt Piers Morgan and take him on holiday to Portugal.
Ambitious_puppy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Burn.
Greybeard29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here come the Madeleine jokes
Kill_Mr_Farage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So funny but sad because it's true :(
Patrik333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every single day of my paper round 9 years ago, and they're STILL going on about it...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch. Better hope they don't see this thread. :/
daJamestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SOMEONE RUSH ME TO THE BURN UNIT!
Maragil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
he went there
Leakee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:02:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon
CamNewtonsLaw ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:41:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True Story:
My mom used to get back late from work, and my dad works at home. My dad had a bowling league every Tuesday, and it worked out that he needed to leave just as my mom usually got home and so she could take care of my oldest brother. However, one night my mom was running late, and as she was almost home she saw my dad's car pass her. She was surprised that my dad would bring my oldest brother to the bowling alley.
Now, my dad is absolutely a great dad, but he didn't necessarily know his way around kids very well. My mom walked into the house and saw my brother was strapped into a car seat and put in front of the television.
"Problem solved!"
--Dad
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ones in an Urban Legend.
Ioimat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not only that but never called to check up.
Princey1521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
because its a story
Seliniae2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Lindberghs?
Panoply_of_Thrones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother left my infant aunt in the house, under the impression that the landlord would find her.
She did, thankfully... and right before they pulled out of the parking lot. Apparently she hadn't even told my grandfather. Unsurprisingly, my aunt got adopted by the landlords and doesn't want to have much to do with her biological family.
I can't blame her... I cried when I found out.
senatorskeletor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It worked a little better a few decades ago when international dialing was often impossible and always really expensive.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some would. When I was a kid, my parents would hire HS girls to stay with us and they are sometimes, being kids themselves, pretty irresponsible sometimes.
[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 18:13:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My old english teacher once started off a class by telling this story as if though it had just appeared in the news.
He had brought a newspaper and talked of the massive snowstorm that had cancelled the school a few weeks back.
Apparently the infant had eaten his the flesh off of this fingers.
It was supposed to teach us how to make a proper introduction in essays, and how to captivate the audience.
Dakam ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:35:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did it work? Tell me more.
carmanut ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:40:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh snap, he done been captivated.
jotadeo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:00:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will consequences ever be the same?
Potassiumed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:48:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get very far?
threecolorless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Besides just being funny in this context, I have always thought that song is a pretty biting and accurate analysis of what high-school age members of either gender think about.
DiscountKoalaMeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did he marry Ramsay Snow?
Marlito10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol maybe he should have spent more time teaching English.
GeeJo ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 17:30:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See also: Autopilot.
ctsmith76 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:09:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read that when it came out. Fucking fantastically told.
masongr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:19:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My phone was on the counter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This only shows me the comments. Do you have a link to the story?
GeeJo ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:26:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CatOnDrugz ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:46:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's more just completely fucked up.
thatsitwhatever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I read this all I can think of is that scene from Trainspotting.
Archleon ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:46:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I tend to like NoSleep and similar things, but that one just made me angry. Unless the point was that it was supposed to read like someone desperately trying to shift the blame from themselves to their "brain" or whatever. Not creepy, just negligent as fuck, despite the author's cries to the contrary.
GeeJo ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except that it's not particularly negligent. Dozens of kids die this way every year, many of them with otherwise incredibly diligent parents. Habit is a very powerful thing. Especially when they tend to already be slightly sleep-deprived from raising a baby.
CrystalElyse ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:36:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a news article linked in the comments that I think you should really read. If you've ever forgotten your phone at home on the charger, you're 100% capable of forgetting a sleeping child in a car.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/fatal-distraction-forgetting-a-child-in-thebackseat-of-a-car-is-a-horrifying-mistake-is-it-a-crime/2014/06/16/8ae0fe3a-f580-11e3-a3a5-42be35962a52_story.html
Archleon ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting read, and I can't really dispute the science behind it as it is presented. Still, I cannot imagine forgetting my daughter, but I suppose I am paranoid enough about things like that that part of my routine that I do on "autopilot" is make sure she is where she needs to be. In this case, not baking to death in my back seat.
CrystalElyse ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:35:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The point, though, is that in your mind she's already where she needs to be. She's at the daycare, or the babysitter is watching her at your house, or your wife has her for the day. In your mind the box has been ticked, why bother to check? It's a tragic accident, these parents should not be blamed and met with harshness and hate, but with empathy.
Archleon ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mind simply does not work like that. I'm willing to extend the benefit of a doubt to parents who have had it happen (now, anyway), but I am having no end of trouble actually putting myself in their shoes.
STANTON1ish ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:17:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty awful parenting though.
ryuzaki49 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:55:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the real scary element.
BraveLittleToaster_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:05:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Better twist. They come home, baby is fine and they thank and pay babysitter. Later on in the evening they check their mail and read in the newspaper about the babysitter dying in a car accident the same night they left. Babysitter's ghost took care of the baby.
TheLastInventor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:55:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. This is the worst thing ever.
Tennessean ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:37:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's play spot the parent. You're it. This one got me too.
rosylux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this (shit quality tho).
CaptainSprinklefuck ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:15:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's play "holy shit of you think this could possibly happen to you, you probably need help with prioritizing."
Tennessean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course not, it's irrationally terrifying to me now that I'm a parent where it wasn't before. That was the point.
disco-nixon ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you'd think they'd call to check up on their baby
futureghostman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing is though, they didn't check in with her once? If the body was rotting they were gone at least a week, it would be unlikely to not call a few times then line up somebody new to check on the baby. By the way, who left the baby in a high chair and left the house to drive somehwere?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:30:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I have that same book. I read it all the time in 6th grade and I'm pretty sure it gave me nightmares.
DiscoHippo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one stuck with me for a long time as a child.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The word rotting makes it worse.
adamdedobb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is like the one from creepy pasta where the man forgets to charge his phone at night and everything just goes downhill from there
alexisaacs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Autopilot! It's a /r/nosleep favorite. That place is where you go if you want original creepy stories. Then they get reposted everywhere else.
Cerebelli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
6/10 Needs more communism.
jonuggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude - loved the Big Book of Urban Legends. I've got all of the Big Books and they're really entertaining.
etheewestside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus...
HuntingSnarks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't they check up on the babysitter?
Tattered_Colours ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Must've been a pretty long vacation... In which case, you'd assume the "babysitter" would be watching the baby for a long enough time that it'd make sense she wouldn't be staying at the parents' house the whole time. Why wouldn't they just drop the baby off at the sitter's house?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The scariest ones are the stories that sound plausible
Uncle_Creepy123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Je-sus.
alexisaacs ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i am kuple and wot is kall boobysitter wif magiks fone devise 2 maek sure it ok no rot baeby???
TheAustr0naut ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 13:16:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bunnyman Bridge.
bluesky747 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 14:13:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just learned about this! I live near Centreville now, and a friend of mine told me about it. The bridge did look pretty creepy, but the story didn't sound that bad.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:06:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy how many Northern VA people there are on here. I live in Leesburg and I've heard of this story too. I don't want anything to do with that bridge.
You wanted some creepy haunted places? Come to old town Leesburg. I've been in a lot of those buildings and old houses and they are beyond creepy.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a bridge out in Leesburg my brother swears he's seen something hanging from one moment and gone the next.
Callmebobbyorbooby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't be surprised. I've lived in Leesburg since 1983, aside from moving to Vienna and Ashburn for a couple years, and that town has some really creepy places.
ChairmanDrek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What bridge? I kind of want to check that out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I'm sorry I'm not sure. Just have heard the story a hundred times. I think it's off seven though. Closer to Winchester.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Centreville, AL??
bluesky747 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Virginia.
arararaz26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit! I have been living in Clifton for the past 6 years but I had never heard of this story. Now I am freaking terrified of the bridge.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair the possible real crazy dude that may be the origin of th bunnyman was supposedly threatening people over in kings park west (next to Robinson)(when the neighborhood was being built in the first place) so we're probably fine down here in Clifton... Probably...
americanfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's more about the experience of going there with friends and trying to freak each other out. I never found the story to be scary but the bridge is pretty spooky at night.
OfficialNoobMario ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I LIVE IN A CENTREVILLE AND NOW I AM TOO SCARED TO LOOK AT THE STORY!! Edit: yep. Right Centreville. Fuck.
lostmetoreddit ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:24:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely creepy
catch22milo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't even kill anyone.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:52:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must have read the version without the mutilated bodies.
littleshimmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:33 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you mean bunnies?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:48 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
jaekim ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:46:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I actually went out there at midnight one night. It was pretty uneventful aside from the nervyness of the situation and us trying to scare each other. Just kind of looked around and went home.
Trebacca ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:00:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
TheAustr0naut ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:02:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the link.
that-writer-kid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:33:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Annnnd I live near there.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:14:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I live in Fairfax. Screw you.
RigbyxD ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:40:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm moving to Virginia soon, might go there... If I remember in about a year I'll take pictures and post 'em somewhere on here.
imnottouchingyou ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:28:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not worth it. It's a shitty bridge that is a bitch to turn around after.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's a single lane like 30ft tunnel so it's not that creepy in a wooded residential area, also all the locals hate the random visitors, I think my favorite story about it is that a couple years back they got the police to come set up a road block and turned away literally hundreds of cars, some from states away
Edit: the bridge photo in the article is not the accepted bridge, there is not a creek flowing underneath. Bunnyman bridge is a specific road underpass beneath VRE train tracks, it is kinda creepy at night though I suppose
HMDCookiesRGood ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok fuck you. I live in New York and I'm creeped out
db97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While reading that my door just slowly edged open... I near shit myself
tehlemmings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a pretty good one. I like it.
raygeezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Nope. Nope!
XelanEvax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not always the supernatural stuff that's unnerving...
kelmel3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:41:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shit this is near where I live and I didn't even know about it.
Rayne37 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:01:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved the Bunnyman Bridge story just because it was about the only thing interesting about my small town.
aron2295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NoVa has some pretty interesting history. I remember we were watching a movie about women's suffurage in a history class in Texas and i found out some of the women got thrown in the Lorton prison which was right by my job and friends neighborhood. I know there is history all across the US but just the fact the East coast got settled first makes it seem like there are more historical artifacts all around. Same when I lived on West Point in NY. Living in San Antonio, TX, i can think of the Alamo and some missions really and thinking about Miami, i just think of how that city was built by drug lords. haha.
WhatIfThatThingISaid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:22:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nova represent!
Catnip_Pyromaniac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:10:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my buddies lives right next to there. He's more scared of the psycho teenagers that may attempt to make the legend come to life than the legend itself.
DerTunnel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad lived in Fairfax around the time this story became popular. He said that the real bridge was actually in the Burke area (for all you who live in NoVa). Anyways he said it was just a story, but that the creepy part about it was that at the same time the story popped up, a guy was going around a new housing development dressed up in a bunny suit and tried to destroy the houses with an ax and was never caught. For some reason that seems much creepier than the story.
mrmoonlight87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up about half a mile away from this. Can verify that bunnyman bridge is creepy shit, even in the day time let alone at midnight.
heydelinquent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my boyfriends' best local story, it actually kind of freaks me out. He also had me walk around civil war battlefields once. Coming from a girl from northwestern NJ, it's a pretty good urban legend.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live near Clifton, and hadn't visited till just recently. My friends took me at like 3 am. Creepiest shit ever. Even after seeing and hearing all the facts, there's still something that's spooky about the whole thing. I haven't been back since.
TheNerdWithAFro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I live a few gourde from that.
LuckeyHaskens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol wut
relytv2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ughh. This used to scare me so much as a kid.
Iveseensomedick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't watch Donnie Darko, then; you'll fucking shit yourself.
mikethehuman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have the same exact Bunnyman Bridge legend here in Wisconsin haha
TheGoldenFinch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I live by bunny man bridge and I've never seen it mentioned on reddit before, I thought it was just a local story.
Creedofrest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that shit. I stay up most of my nights reading creepy pastas and watching Netflix horror-movies and nothing scares me more than that fucking Bunnyman. I don't know why, it just does.
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
wgibso2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Bunnyman bridge is not entirely that scary during the day. It gets a little freaky at night. The road that runs through it is a one way and then it hits a dead end where you have to turn around and go back. There are plenty of roadwork signs so it's not like it's abandoned. Also, Someone owns property adjacent to the bridge and they probably get a little irritated with the "tourists" that frequent.
A much creepier story is the two dead bodies that were found near furnace road in Lorton a couple years ago.
americanfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you gone under the bridge and turned your car off?
It's pretty anticlimactic once you've sat there for a few minutes.
1640 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:58:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you add the number two to the number two, what is the result?
Stinky_WhizzleTeats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God fuck that. Both explanations of that legend freak me out
Jaxon12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can never get away from Fairfax.
JCMorrobel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:42:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you from nova too?
TheAustr0naut ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:03:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And yes, I'm from Nova (aka the 51st state).
JCMorrobel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Niiiice. Ffx county in itself is a state. I still get run out of bunny man bridge when I go with friends
I_have_aladeen_news ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello The Godzilla Chilla Nilla Gorilla Thrilla Manila Killa with a Kitten!
themateofmates ยท 2803 points ยท Posted at 13:25:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
jules88 ยท 1440 points ยท Posted at 14:15:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging..
TerminalReddit ยท 577 points ยท Posted at 16:23:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE HASH-SLINGING-SLASHER!!!!!!!!!
HooglyBoogly ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:03:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:57:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:18:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) The lights will flicker on and off.
2) The phone will ring and there will be nobody there.
3) The walls will ooze green slime.3) Hash- Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. He opens the door, slowly approaches the counter, and then... HE GETS YA!
captshady ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:07:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!!!!
rathic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:38:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
eye lashes intensifies
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aye, the thought still haunts me
0l01o1ol0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that to this tune
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOSFERATU!
Hyperman360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait so he either sells hash to you or throws a bunch at you before he slashes you up? Am I right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Remember children, the lights are always Nosferatu.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope Nosferatu.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-Smoking Slasher?
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-Smoking Relaxer.
Witness_Da_Crispness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Ass-Poking Masher.
5cBurro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:20:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pass-the-Masher.
poncheetos ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:08:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you sir, are a genius.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god I never noticed they do say that at least once right! That's fucking hilarious!
unknownpleasures5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:16:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's turning the lights on and off then? Nosferatu!
chancsc11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the lights will flicker on and off...
M_is_for_Mancy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:09:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The phone will ring, but nobody will answer...
chancsc11 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:13:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the walls will ooze green slime!
ezio45 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:31:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No wait, they always do that.
DrummerBoy2999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The c-crash bringing, dinging, THE HASHSLINGING SLASHER!!!
hanowagno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
..... yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HACKER
Mistamage ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:18:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The...The Flash-Ringing...The...
throwup85 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:53:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...Philadelphia phenomenon!
I_Question_Everyone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:10:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ringingโฆ c-c-c-crash-dingingโฆ duh
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:12:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cash-Bringing, Ass-Stinging, Brash-Clinging..
Googles_Janitor ยท 449 points ยท Posted at 14:33:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn i thought i was still in the spongebob thread
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:29:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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beatleforce1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want the mods to sticky it.
mastershake04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What thread are you guys talking about?
FullMetalAnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sponge bob thread?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nostalgia all around
sexlexia_survivor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob thread??
youwithme ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sponge bob is in every thread
RedSkyCrashing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SPONGEBOB IS LOVE! SPONGEBOB IS LIFE!
dariusdetiger ยท 646 points ยท Posted at 13:57:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This gave me an idea. New generation, new urban legend.... The Hashtag Slasher. Abuse hashtags? Dead.
Pelleas ยท 915 points ยท Posted at 14:34:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#spooky #legends #hashslingingslasher #Candlejack #creepy #ohshi
Spackmoose ยท 480 points ยท Posted at 15:36:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in peace
stormin5532 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:53:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit he brought up candleja-
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:30:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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TheLastInventor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scream.
jaoming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least candle ack is nice enough to leave a dash and hit subm
TheRedComet01 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:14:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why does everyone keep saying his name? As long as you don't say candle jack he won
royisabau5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:53:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't even finish his name, dumbass. You might have been saying candlejabberwocky, or candlejacuzzi, or anything but candlejack. Get it togeth
Tigolovesbacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in pepperino!
iatealizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#Candleja
caljrrr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:25:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you only YOLO once
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We should get out of here ASAP as possible.
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right, but I gotta get some cash from the ATM machine first.
bennyboi32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in pieces FTFY
cuttups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tag Candlejack in a tweet and its ov-
atomater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIPinpeace
0xFFF1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in P
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay seriously what is this from? I keep seing it all over the place. Sauce pls? Or do I not want to know?
bassyourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in pieces...
HonziPonzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in peace = RIP no need for another in peace
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's the joke.
CJ2064 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in peace in peace? DOUBLE THE PEACE!!!!!!!
Darkplauge55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in RIP
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in peace in peace?
Coryperkin15 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:02:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's kidding - I've seen at least 10 people write that on Facebook anyways. Same with "Rest in paradise"
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:22:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in pepperoni
Riveted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in RIP in peace.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:50 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
R rip I peace P die
peace_off ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I AM NOT A CANNIBAL!
SpyderEyez ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:49:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This old joke.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:10:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ATM machine
Boooland ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in pieces.
VinnieB99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in peace in peace?
qquiver ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP #FTFY
iFinity ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:12:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in RIP
strattonoakmont11 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:21:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
5spooky7me
titanicx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:36:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, saying RIP in peace is exactly like saying Rest in peace in peace....
StopSayingRIPInPeace ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:09:37 on July 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stop it.
AnMatamaiticeoirRua ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:45:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's odd, when you wrote Candlejack you should've disa
ceedubs2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh jesus, can we really stop with this Candlejack meme? It's getting rea
NolanOnTheRiver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol not the Candlejack thi
TheAngryBlueberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's #CandleJack supposed to b
TheSnacky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mentioning Candlejack is never a good
CallumDin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rekt
G0PACKGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot #3hunna
Jourdy288 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#3spooky5me
Pelleas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So many people have made this joke that Candlejack sent me back, hoping that that would make it stop. Now that I'm here, I'm so tired of it that I want to go back.
youssarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(x)creepy(x+2)me
ctskifreak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
g18suppressed ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:07:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(submit)
joelv93 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:30:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#2spooky4me
zbaylin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dead
ImRepairManmanman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:55:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Psych had a game based on that actually.
ClintRenee ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:35:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#yolo
burning5ensation ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:03:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ded
thepukingdwarf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try adding a "\" in front of the # #ded
burning5ensation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL. Thank you
AvenueMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:34:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This could be a B-horror movie
Lost-Chord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#2spooky5me
4197gmoney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let Michael Galliger hear that, Smiley was a bad enough movie, he doesn't need another idea
Eskelsar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Made a film with this name in my video production class in hs.
Seizing_sponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#3spooky5me
gradual_weeaboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean sort of like Candlejack from Frea
jmanisweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#swag
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If only it were true...
Staphylococcus0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol Make a computer virus that destroys twitter user's computers.
Call it the Hashtag Slasher.
Thenightmancumeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky5me
IKinectWithUrGF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know, that ain't a half bad idea. If written/marketed right, you'd get both the original crowd and the new crowd to come see it.
Leia1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hashtag Killer was a "Psych" (the tv show) online game.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
Holy_Toledo_Batman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that what the Hashtag Killer did in Psych?
AdamMcwadam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He would stalk people on line sending them cryptic hashtags. Soon the victim would wind up dead with a hashtag slit across there chest.
ctwstudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean "The #Slasher", grandpa.
xdig2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Place hashtags outside of twitter, #dead.
Caviac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
USING HASHTAGS COULD GET YOU KILLED! Serial killer targeting teenagers using hashtags on social networking websites
#spreadtheword #slasher
ClintRenee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yolo
The_Box_muncher ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:50:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hash is a drug.
When a person is selling drugs it is referred to as slinging.
A slasher is a killer.
Squidward was talking about a killer drug dealer
Zecym ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:43:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One second, let me pick up the pieces of my blown mind
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:55:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wtf dude spoiler tag that shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here I was thinking it was a little more innocent. I always thought hash referred to potatoes since he was a fry cook.
Chupa_Mis_Huevos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish he would sling some of that hash this way
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:01:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:35:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TRASH SINGING...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MASH FLINGING...
PoonSlayingTank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thing-thing thing thinging!
acc_2040 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TRASH SINGING...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:18:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cash-bringing? hopefully..
Denniswhite247 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:37:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE TRASH SINGING...
sammmmmmmmmm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:50:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE HASH BRINGING.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:07:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If a THC concentrate dealer used a machete to kill those who didn't pay him back, he would be the hash slinging slasher
kris12k4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Slash-Bringing Hasher?
LGXboxDewNissan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*click click* *click click* *click click* *click click*
"Nosferatuuuu!"
pyjama_filibuster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess today is Sponge Bob day.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the full 11 minute episode (yep I just rewatched it): http://pollystreaming.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Season-3-Episode-13a-Graveyard-Shift_v7281
atthedustin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hopping Hessian
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scariest one here. The Hash-Slinging Slasher is no joke.
monkey_scandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The slash brining hasher?
Thrashlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Germany we call him der Hackfleischhassende Zerhacker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So meta.
Dadentum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slingers and Slingers 2: Sling-dingers on patrol.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!!! ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
dancing_raptor_jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Slash Slinging Hasher?
jscaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And then the walls will OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh no wait, they always do that...
DesertTripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Name? - Shropshire Slasher!
Occupation? - Shropshire Slasher!
ArmyofJuan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-Tag Slasher.
tr0ymcclur3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Germany we call him "Der Hackfleisch hassende Zerhacker".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I always too late.
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First, the lights will flicker on and off...
constantlyconfused19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He only comes out on Tuesday nights though, so every other night you're okay.
winterscuming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!!!!
PotLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
anyone else notice that "hash-slinging" implies that he sold drugs?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#2Slashy4U
Spacebutterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2spooky4me
nevermind4790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So THAT'S where it comes from! Let me explain ...
At my work we have a sign in/sign out sheet for when we use the dryer for cleaning towels. Almost every entry is my name, since I'm delegated to that task. But one of them was an entry I forgot to fill out my name for, and someone went back and wrote "Hash Slinging Slasher" for this blank name.
zgrove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't that name mean a pot dealing murderer?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh nosferatu!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude he's just a marijuana dealer that kills people.
Hash slinging
Slasher
dabigpig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The purple shirted eye stabber!!!
ostrikor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And then, the lights will flicker on art off...
Spawndaemon ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 13:57:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here piggy piggy from American Horror Story
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:52:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't sleep for 5 days after seeing that.
5 fucking days
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good show? I've been meaning to check it out. Actually creepy?
ofthedappersort ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:52:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every season starts out with interesting ideas but every season the writers fuck up more and more and by the end it is just total bullshit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That'd be frustrating then.
ofthedappersort ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:34:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
absolutely. I was really excited when I started watching murder house but it got stupider and stupider (not to mention farmiga comes off like she's had a lobotomy). I was really excited for asylum, thinking that the first season they were still finding their voice, but yet again they start off with cool ideas and completely blow it. The first episode of coven was so stupid (it was titled "Bitchcraft") i didn't even bother putting myself through more ahs bullshit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same way, I watched Insidious in theatres while covering my eyes, no shame! I do like being freaked out though, kinda weird.
NicolasCageIsMyHero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1st season is amazing. 2nd is good but starts to get really stupid. 3rd season is fun but not scary, it is kind of like R rated Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
WhiteMagicalHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:24 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was good up until s1e6 or s1e7, but after that I felt it was stale and just really bullshit as opposed to scary. s2 started ok, but went to shit after 3 episodes imo. s3 was a whole different tv show as far as I can see.
IamJacksThrowaway00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:29:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it? I only saw season two
WhiteMagicalHat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:56:11 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was this guy who went to see the psychologist, and complained of irrational fears of all urban legends. He was especially scared of "Here Piggy Piggy", where you stood in front of a mirror, said "Here Piggy Piggy" 3 times and then a butcher/slaughterhouse owner with a pig's head attacked you with a cleaver.
BigSister610 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched the first two episodes and stopped. What's "Here Piggy Piggy"?
thedoctoralwayslies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Similar idea as Bloody Mary, but with a butcher I think it was.
thedoctoralwayslies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That episode honestly made me stop watching the show. I have a similar fear and I thought it was such bullshit that I've been wanting to get back in to it but I don't know, man.
Spawndaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you should... season one is still my favorite but watch season two and three. Same cast completely different story. it's really good.
chewydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:46 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was shocked and I burst out laughing. It was awesome.
MetallicSong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
Spawndaemon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:25:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmbdwe_american-horror-story-season-1-episode-6-piggy-piggy-2011_shortfilms
MetallicSong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
EphemeralMemory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here is the only link I can find that still actually has the video. All of the others got DMCA notices.
The-Big-Bad ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 14:42:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For the more obscure urban legends, we're going to need links or a quick description.
sethrips ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:01:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anti Clause. He takes all your shit, kills your children, but gives you milk and cookies.
dannymason ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:41:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome!
ctsmith76 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Krampus?
anu26 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:16:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Santa is a drag queen?
[deleted] ยท 851 points ยท Posted at 14:15:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Manbearpig
[deleted] ยท 580 points ยท Posted at 14:45:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GUYS I'M SUPER CEREAL
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:25:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EXTHELTHIORRR
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:54:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, I dont think Al Gore has any friends
GeneralBlumpkin ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:46:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda feel bad for him.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:49:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We will always remember the names of those brave boys.
Kid 1,
Kid 2,
Kid 3,
and kid 4.
dantheman911 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:19:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kids, I don't want you hanging out with that former Vice President.
ManBearPig_awareness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:( when Man Bear Pig gets you, then we will see who is laughing! I am super cereal
VicePresidentAlGore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not very nice.
PROJECTNARWHAL ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:30:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MESSAGE ME 1 MORE TIME. I FUCKING DARE YOU
DrummerBoy2999 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:21:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I found a clue about Manbearpig, and its raging.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok Mr. Former Almost President Of the United States of America
mistergiantacorn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can you know for sure there are no manbearpigs in this area?
.... I'm a geologist
words_words_words_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'M HIV POSITIVE!
Alarid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm afraid of Super Cereal.
ZOOTV83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thuper thereal.
millbrook09 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EXCELSIOR!
Rem0nsterr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EXCELSIOR!!
2spookyfourme ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EXCELSIOOOOOOR
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:02:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:03:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I think it was half pig, half manbear.
TitusPullus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then one day when I catch manbearpig, everyone will say, "Thanks Al Gore, you're super awesome."
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:58:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Easy there Al Gore, It's getting warm because it's summer. Don't lose your mind yet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm super cereal
ManBearPig_awareness ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:12:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, Man Bear Pig is no laughing matter. Please let your friends know so we can stop him
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Half man, half bear, and half pig.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I think it was half bear, half manpig.
PublicFriendemy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok. Al Gore killed manbearpig. It's a shame that kid 1, 2, 3 and 4 had to due through.
EZAC99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:44:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For those of you that don't know, it's half man, half bear, and half pig.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:44:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm pretty sure it's half bear, half pigman.
maj160 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you mean half man, half bearpig?
MrCartman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:12:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think al gore has any friends.
Bojangly7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
ImThatGuy42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from Candle Cove? I'm clueless.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:57:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's from South Park. Al Gore thinks that a half man, half bear, half pig, is terrorizing Earth and that he needs to destroy it. Great episode
theMTNdewd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:20:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No its half bear half manpig
charlesborromeo ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 16:46:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Russian sleep experiment.
3 bald guys who can kill you.
regretdeletingthat ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:50:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, totally creepy until the ending. Then just cringeworthy. Ruined the whole thing for me.
JabasMyBitch ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:04:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yea, the ending was pretty fuckin lame.
Unamie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I actually really like the ending. It's hard to explain why. I just found it really creepy, the idea of them being driven so mad that it's almost like something else has taken over. Or maybe something else really does take over, and sleep was the only thing keeping it subdued.
benji_123 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:06:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate the picture that goes with it, and I can never get it out of my head!
dr_assclown_phd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:36:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read the story, but never seen the picture. Is it on the story?
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:02:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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andrewjp3 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:18:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, uh, fuck that.
dr_assclown_phd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:17:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I second that. Holy shit man... can we, like, kill it with fire?
noodlezandrice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The kid-friendly pumpkin farm had that. Scared the shit out of me when I was younger.
ArchSchnitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a very well made one, either. Look at the feet, and how the teeth start too close to where the lips would have been.
CIearMind ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:21:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That creepypasta was pretty bad IMO. 5 guys were tested and 6 of them died. Oh, and the story happens years before the invention of KGBs. Did I forget to mention that there's an ex-KGB soldier in the story?
theMTNdewd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason that story reminds me of outlast
WickedLilThing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was a lame creepy pasta.
SocksAndTrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Such is life in Moscow
Figurehead242 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:43:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard as a kid that someone placed razor blades in water slides. Don't know if it ever happened, but I really don't like the thought of it!
Moal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It actually happened. It sliced up a little boy's back pretty badly. He lived though, had to get a ton of stitches though.
Figurehead242 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God... Why? Now I definitely won't get in a water slide!
alw783 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:23:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sadism has always been around. The idea of hurting people without getting caught actually makes them feel good, they go on with their day thinking about it and it makes them happier.
BloodBride ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
also in children's play parks here in the UK. On the climbing bars and the slides.
Figurehead242 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:36:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is wrong with people?
rnjbond ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 19:42:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite is called Genetic Memory: Many classic horror icons, such as Gigerโs Xenomorphs, Silent Hillโs Pyramid Head, and other disturbing creatures, share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, thunder could be the approaching gallops of a stampede, predators could hide in darkness, and heights could make poor footing lethal.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
โฆ Just be careful out there.
lame_ghost ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 21:20:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is...is this a shark you happen to be describing? It sounds like a shark.
RonHarperAMA ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:46:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
humans evolved from mermaids, i seent it on the animal planet
screwthepresent ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:05:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wooh, so spooky. It's almost like those three independent traits describe at least one natural predator of early man.
mrmojoz ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:42:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plague. People that look unhealthy make us nervous.
zamuy12479 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
extremely pale -plaugue.
extremely lanky/thin -malnourishment.
sharp teeth -teeth are for biting/chewing.
abnormal movement patterns -recognition that the recognized has become the unrecognized.
blood -disease/signal of predators.
elongated face -normally coupled with a bigger adversary, so fear they're stronger, coupled with a more slender body, fear of something we don't understand.
sunken eyes -eyes in the dark fear, even if we can see what's behind them.
make a picture of a predator like that, with other little obvious things (height, quiet moans of pain, sharp appendages.) and use it to trigger humanity's wortst fear, the unknown.
imagine that predator, chasing you down a large hallway, you up against a wall, it's face near yours, teeth-showing grin, it looks to the side, winces a little, shivers, runs off in a clear show of fear, leaving you alone.
you look in the direction of whatever scared it, you see nothing. just more hallway. you hear creaks and moans, could be the old monster running away, could be whatever scared it.
do you run the way the way of your monster? or run to it's monster?
RadioactiveFastFood ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:36:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Omg, I don't know, I feel like it's my finals all over again
DHGPizzaNinja ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:41:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously through the wall. And great idea by the way, it really got me thinking, and scared.
zamuy12479 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:14:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
also think about the fact that you don't know what scared it, or why.
imagine a worse scenario, all the same, up until the point where you look at what it ran from.
you see a small toy breed dog. something not even the most afraid of dogs person could fear, it tilts it's head up, looks you straight in the eye.
it steps nearer, but not with a dog's normal manner of moving, just a slow pace, and when it gets a foot away, it looks up again.
staring you in the eye. no bark. no panting. no smelling you. no growl.
just. staring.
"what made that monster so afraid of this?" you think.
the dog looks again down the hall. walks past you. not quick. not a chase.
a slow. diliberate. walk.
minutes pass.
you hear the low groan of the monstosity from earlier, it's coming back. it's coming for you. it's here.
you run, round a corner.
you hear the things jagged foot stab the carpet right by the corner. you see it. this is how you die. one of those will stab you and leave you it's prey. oh god why does it have to end like this?
then, it's pulled backwards. beyond the corner. you can't see it. paralyzed with fear. you hear screams, dying pain, almost begging for mercy.
and then they stop.
abrupt.
and that little dog walks past the corner, and looks you dead in the eye.
DHGPizzaNinja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:17:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, please get into themed haunted houses!
zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, I could actually make this happen, fake dog, wide hallway, false dead end opens after 14 seconds of them being stared at by the dog....
I think it'd be better on an automated track cart though (less room for human error)
Maybe traumatize some little kids, hopefully not.
DHGPizzaNinja ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:49:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you do this, I'm pretty sure you would be swimming in the fame and money.
zamuy12479 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:53:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also children's tears.
Im okay with that.
DHGPizzaNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:15 on October 28, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bro, it's nearly Halloween, hope you've been working on it!
zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:34 on October 29, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, someone remembers this! I'm still really proud of it, and with some of the contacts I've gained over the past year I might be able to actually make this a thing in a couple years.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
to the creepypasta wiki!
CaecusDaemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:36:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Either that dog is a demon, or that dog is Batman.
ArchSchnitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to make it for halloween.
DHGPizzaNinja ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:24:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would make a sick haunted house segment!
ArchSchnitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!
arodrian ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's related to our innate fear of the uncanny valley - things that appear somewhere between human and nonhuman.
KingNorth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saber-Tooth fucking tigers, man.
k8207dz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:18:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously we're still traumatized by humanity's earliest encounters with geese.
chaotic_mindset ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this creeped me out more than anything else in the thread...
themusicliveson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But, we don't know if Pyramid Head has any of those things. It's kind of hard to check out his eyes and teeth under a goddamn metal helmet.
Wilcolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he just looks like Morgan Freeman.
-PyramidHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:40 on July 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you don't want to be making those kind of speculations if you know what's good for you.
Wilcolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:31 on July 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But do you look like Morgan Freeman?
-PyramidHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:57 on July 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Curiosity killed the /u/Wilcolt
Wilcolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:50 on July 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But I must know!
-PyramidHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:43 on July 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go to sleep
Wilcolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:34 on July 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But Morgan Freeman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:51 on August 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dinosaurs, duh
idgapho ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 13:52:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Getting a spider bite and then finding out months later that it actually laid babies in you when HUNDREDS BURST FROM THE BITE AT ONCE
KWHOF ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:24:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how spiders work afaik.
MyLittleBaloney ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:30:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bless you.
KWHOF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wot
Kaden17 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:15:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HE SAID BLESS YOU.
KWHOF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
?
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was responding to 'afaik' as if it were a sneeze. At least I think that was the joke...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you're not Gary Oldman.
brahmss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly like the worst scene in The Mist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZnyxtwydE
jas25666 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That movie was terrifying because of all that. I was expecting almost-comical monster creatures, or better yet just an unknown "being" that's never shown. Not giant fucking spiders and shit.
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would really love to see a sequel for this. It was cool once humanity finally found some hope until they saw the fucking thousand foot monster that literally had a biome on its back.
Panoply_of_Thrones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this and my cat dug every claw into me at once. Ouch, thanks
pizzahut91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How dumb can you be to notice a spiderbite and not go to the hospital about it?
calliope720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost no spider bites require medical attenion.
pizzahut91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you live in a place with venomous spiders you wouldn't be too smart in staying home.
calliope720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Venomous spider bites, even the worst ones, so rarely result in death that I'd risk it unless I started showing clear symptoms of a venomous bite, in which case I think it would be painfully obvious - excruciating muscle cramps, or necrotic tissue. For most spider bites, I ain't paying a hospital bill to be told to put cortizone and a bandaid on it.
HarlequinDoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that one of the stories in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?
roses269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:52 on July 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had someone try to tell me this actually happened to her friend when she was younger and somehow she was at the doctor's appointment with her friend. Makes no sense.
GeneralBlumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That actually happend to my cousins friend!
Baby_Pocket_Whale ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:16:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is he the one who's uncle owns Nintendo?
GeneralBlumpkin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No he is a she.
anu26 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And she said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.
Subutai69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders have egg sacks, they couldn't bite you to lay eggs. Case closed!
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We know, this is Reddit, not Facebook.
Subutai69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:14:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
K
gothic__castle ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:50:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The rat coming up through the toilet one because it happened to me. I still almost cry thinking about it.
PillburyDoughboy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:18:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course I read this while taking a shit.
regretdeletingthat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:54:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the rat have gills or something?
gothic__castle ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:03:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As I learned from the internet, rats are pretty capable climbers. So if you live on the ground floor, the vertical pipe down to the horizontal main pipe under your house (don't know the technical terms) is only maybe a couple of feet. They can climb that pretty easily. And this one did. And ran around my bathroom before finally jumping back down into the toilet and crawling away.
Happy shitting, redditors!
regretdeletingthat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hah, that sounds pretty funny actually. Probably wasn't for you though. I don't think I have much to worry about, I shit upstairs.
gothic__castle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In retrospect it's one of the best stories to tell. In the moment, when you're going to brush your teeth at 11 at night and see a rat in your bathroom, it's beyond horrifying. Oh also when your dodgy property management company basically tells you hey don't believe you, that part is nice.
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I guess now I have one reason to be happy I live in a 10th floor apartment!
My_Genius_Is_Showing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No....no....no...no....no.
gothic__castle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much!
GamingSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/iLcJZaq.jpg
Posted elsewhere in Reddit today! Yay!
Enjoy your poops.
gothic__castle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. That.
ofthedappersort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rise of the Rats
threecolorless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aghahghagghhhhh I enjoy shitting I have to forget this
Sochitelya ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:31:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend, but I swear if anyone can tell me the title/author of this short story, I will give them gold:
A group of hunters get lost in the woods when a blizzard hits them unexpectedly. They manage to stumble onto a cabin and settle down there for the night, but when they wake up in the morning, one of the four is dead, with no real idea what killed him. They put him outside but can't do much more because of the blizzard. The morning after, same thing happens, another guy's dead. One of the men decides to stay awake and watch, and in the middle of the night he sees a skeletal hand reach down from a bundle of rags on a shelf and hook a finger into the soft spot under his companion's skull, driving the nail into his brain. The surviving man immediately jumps up and sets the cabin on fire, then runs outside, and as the cabin burns down to ash, the blizzard stops.
I read this as a kid, probably a good 15+ years ago and it still freaks me out to this day. Probably no one will see this, but I always take the opportunity to try and find out what sadist wrote it.
tdogg8 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:46:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try /r/tipofmytongue
Meteorboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story doesn't make sense because after the first man died, the remaining three would've taken their chances with the blizzard.
Nico17 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 16:28:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zeke the Plumber
TheLastInventor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason, the thought of Ug hanging upside down all night always gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Crimson_Jew03 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite episode was the water balloon war one. Donkey Lips finally had his day.
TheLastInventor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great episode. I always wanted to play capture the flag like that.
suckmyjagg0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll probably have a nightmare of that no nosed bastard tonight. Thanks!
Krellin ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rapists climbing through my windows and snatching my people up
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:32:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:10:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of family is that? Bisexual polygamist?
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:46:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GET THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY BEDROOM!
neocommenter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that one is real...
UNSCNova ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:00:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We gon' find em. We gon' find em.
TDog81 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 13:10:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ritual from the Candyman film, not sure if that counts as an urban legend or not though.
ceelo_purple ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:53:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sort of? It's partially based on a true life murder...
byrdman12103 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:13:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I never new this... Candyman still remains the scariest movie I have ever seen
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:17:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. I couldn't even look in the mirror after I saw it.
Epic soundtrack too. Phillip Glass really shines.
byrdman12103 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea man being a piano player it really gave me some insight when composing my own pieces.
Phantom_Scarecrow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:29:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a very depressing article. Even though it happened in the early 80's, it probably still goes on every day in that place.
ceelo_purple ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The buildings in question have been torn down over the last 5-10 years, but you're right that it's still an issue. You're going to get this pretty much anywhere that urban planners decide to save money by cramming people together with no easy access to green spaces or amenities that would allow them to take pride in their community or feel connected to wider society.
TDog81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit!
stitchbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to say this. Fuck that film in its fucking face. Fuck. I'm 33 and I refuse to walk past a mirror at night without turning on a light.
Kinkaypandaz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it weird I watched it last night
DeathsIntent96 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, not really.
[deleted] ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 13:16:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pop rocks and Pepsi. Not even once
[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 14:58:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a party once and this girl put pop rocks up her snu snu, you could hear them popping from across the room.
utilitariansweater ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:51:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard it called a sun snu. Learn something new every day!
Mellonikus ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:57:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Death by snu snu is the purest death.
deadken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Reminds me of the old Blackadder line:
something along the lines of:
Percy: Oh, she likes me, she even let her touch her once.
Blackadder: Well I've never heard it called that before.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Women_in_the_Mood
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:27:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She liked it at first but then it started to hurt after a while. I think there was some level of sexual enjoyment that quickly turned to horror as she realised it was starting to burn and she couldn't get it out
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:50:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Deesing82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
everyone's experience
FTFY
tha_real_slim_shady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Felt good for me
Timekeeper81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At that point, it's not the explosion that you fear, it's the horrible yeast infection afterwards.
JedLeland ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least it wasn't a Jolly Rancher.
Theist17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, why!
kickassunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Death by snu snu!
jishjib22kys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's what I call a party!
Bektil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats a snu snu
ImABlackBass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What ... What the fuck is a "snu snu"? O.O
MannschaftPilz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:23:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the scientific name for the inner ear, derived from the dual bones in the ear, the snulius and the snulum, which vibrate together when picking up sound vibrations, and transmit that information to the brain.
ImABlackBass ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:09:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But why would you put pop rocks in your ears ...
MannschaftPilz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fizz created by the pop rocks expels small particles like dust and earwax off the snu snu, cleaning the area and facilitating more efficient hearing. The urban legend is that putting too many pop rocks in your ears could damage the snu snu irreparably, but this is just a legend. You cannot put too many pop rocks in your ears, that's just absurd.
ERIFNOMI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give you one guess.
ImABlackBass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it her ... bajingo?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Women_in_the_Mood
ImABlackBass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So she put the pop rocks up her "sexual intercourse"?
Jiveturkey72 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 13:29:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*coke
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pepsi Radicals are getting bolder...
ggg730 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:32:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just delicious.
Lavalampexpress ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pop rocks and cocaine are the best way to start a morning
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coke and Pepsi?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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___Moose___ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's thinking of pop rocks and Pepsi
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get product placement, do you?
The_Tastiest_Tuna ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:26:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think mythbusters proved it wrong, still it probably isn't the best idea.
Tridian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:39:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even if you get them to react in your stomach all you'll get is a foamy fountain of vomit.
theknightinthetardis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just like any other time I get sick.
OP_rah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a link to it on youtube or something? Which episode is it?
Snicker56 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:55:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Episode
VolatileTerror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pop rocks? Wasn't it mentos?
Mellonikus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the urban legend was about pop rocks and coke making someone explode. Mentos and diet coke was just something cool someone discovered.
VolatileTerror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shi! I would've never known this and would've actually done it. My life is saved.
WaterStoryMark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mikey likes it.
BigSister610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with it?
Biggy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking about that kid Miley or whatever who had them and died or something like that?
Naomisue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't myth busters bust this?
Mistamage ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 14:47:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, the idea of The Tails Doll scared the shit out of me.
I accidentally got my brother in on it as well, and he threw away a tails plushie he had. A month later it came back.
Of course, we didn't know that our mom found it in the trash and placed it back in his room. My brother made sure he hid the thing better, and was pretty sure that It was coming for him for nights afterwards.
Originalaccountwontw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:24:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found this while in the fourth grade and almost shit myself.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha dude I loved those stories. I was also super scared of them. Oh, and that creepy doll song with the sonic sprites was pretty cool too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, the actual creepypasta is kind of shitty. It's FILLED with cliche stuff and actually might make you giggle.
The things my childhood friends and I added, however, were not so silly.
The ability to just APPEAR in a dark room to anyone who knew about him and kill them
Bloody Mary esque summoning
Coming through any TV with ANY gaming system hooked up to it.
Randomly appearing in any mirror if you've heard of him
Appearing from any red light source if you've heard of him
Killing one of your friends, replacing them, and then killing you,
Mistamage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But like I've said, I was scared of it when I was younger. I've wisened since then and now know it's shitty.
miss-marple ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:05:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
monster under the bed. It was much worse as a kid but to this day I cannot let my blankets hang off the edge for fear someone is going to grab them and then grab me.
I also regret reading this post D:
RonHarperAMA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when i was a kid my dog would come into my room at night and pull the blankets off my bed so he could sleep on them. My dad wakes up early, usually around 5, and the dog would get up at the same time so he could go out to poo and eat.
I usually slept later so I woke up every morning with all the blankets on the floor. My parents thought I just tossed and turned in my sleep and kicked the blankets off; I thought the monster was taking them. We finally realized it was the dog. He stopped when we bought him a doggie bed to sleep on
nickdngr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago, my dog was 6 months old. He was wily and if I got up in the middle of the night he would usually follow unless he was dead asleep. One night, I got up to get something to drink and he didn't follow. On this particular night, I happened to turn on the nightstand lamp because I'd been up for most of the night watching horror movies. So I get up and get a drink, get back and pause to turn off the light as I'm climbing into bed and, right at that moment, I feel these claws latch on to my ankle and start to tug. I jumped back and screamed and hit the closet light against the nearby wall to see my dog laying halfway under the bed with his paws out. Little guy just wanted to hug my foot and scared the hell out of me.
kitjen ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:19:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's mainly people from Liverpool who will know the name, but Purple Aki has been.a very real danger for over two decades.
VegetariDan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:54:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not if you're weedy with the muscular definition of cooked spaghetti like myself. Aki ain't gonna touch me.
Originalaccountwontw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:28:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look up "Peter la anguila".
Is that what you look like?
kitjen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:16:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He could still make you do squats regardless of muscular definition. He didn't get his reputation without being versatile in his molestation.
ofthedappersort ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:35:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
plenty of people know about Purple Aki, I just can't believe he's real
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just read his wiki page. What in the actual fuck!? Doesn't that creeper understand to NOT touch peoples muscles!? Fucking creeper
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not really an urban legend given that he actually exists and does all that stuff though.
kitjen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know, but if you drop the word "urban" you sound like a fan of his.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha it's turned into a big joke recently tbh
LevitatingCheesecake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Ctrl+F 'Purple Aki''
Thread did not disappoint.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:44:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That there is a large out of focus mananimal running around the wilderness.
ofthedappersort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you must be out of your skullbone if you think any mananimals are still out there!
masongr ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 13:25:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
smile.jpg
FoxDown ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 14:51:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I ran into a fucking strobe/screamer version of that at 2:30 one morning with headphones on. I don't think I've ever ended up on the floor that fast.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:34:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one?
Akk.li/pics/Anne.jpeg
WARNING: STROBE LIGHTS AND SCREAMING
FoxDown ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:45:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YEP. Fuck that shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I encountered it in the YouTube comments section when they added links. Fucking peed myself.
Torchwood8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god it was pure hell in the early days when they added links, I was too paranoid of the comments. I accidently clicked a Jeff the killer strobe Screamer at 3 in the morning, never went near a comment section for at least 3 to 4 weeks.
TheDon835 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
404?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are safe
Torchwood8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For now...
TheDon835 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha.
TheDon835 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/29n87n/what_urban_legend_terrifies_you_the_most/cimvnkt
Seafea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I HATE those. I always check to see if it's a gif or flash video.
Thrashlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you link that? I can't seem to find one and I never found smiledog to be creepy in any way.
FoxDown ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:28:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll look for it... carefully.
Thrashlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
DerpyDash13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's 420yolo.com or something like that. Accidental click in the wee hours of the night. Sad times.
xdisk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its an interesting image. Initially I hadto close it immediately, but I was able to open it back up and look at it.
It was very well crafted to be unsettling.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:42:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
search smile.jpg (part of the smiledog creepy pasta)
Very creepy picture, the picture alone gave me nightmares. Now it doesn't scare me, but be warned.
pizzahut91 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:16:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you know how to find it, post a goddamned link.
masongr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you will find it with a simple google search. I have long forgotten that image, I don't wanna get reminded of it again just to show it to you!
pizzahut91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it's the one that's a smiling dog with human teeth, it's not that scary. Of course, I never heard the story, so...
masongr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read the creepypasta story.
pizzahut91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it's the one that's a smiling dog with human teeth, it's not that scary. Of course, I never heard the story, so...
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/IZMDyCX.jpg
and a different version : http://i.imgur.com/kXqrTsn.jpg
Have fun
Kukkelis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking about the demonic looking dog face?
xdisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the one.
awesomeninja1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Notice the hand in the background?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:28:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that so scary? It's a wolf. With a dark room in the background.
masongr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read the story?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol nope
masongr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Search on google smile.jpg creepypasta story and read it. It is also on youtube, but I recommend you reading it first hand :)
DiscoHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love it because the picture itself is just kind of weird, but seeing it in context with the story makes it terrifying.
Frosty0914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spread the word.
furophile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
smile.docx
masongr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's that?
Originalaccountwontw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get called a loser for crying when I see that picture.
Makes me scared to use my tablet/computer.
ChaosMotor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hello.jpg
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ctsmith76 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:55:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought this one was interesting cause it throws a wrench into the standard (party girl/sorority girl gets killed, whereas the brainiac survives) horror trope.
Nicole_Lee_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:35:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one scares the shit out of me. When I had a roommate I was terrified to come home to a dark apartment out of fear that I would turn on the lights and see something like this.
threecolorless ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a special terror to retroactively realizing how almost-fucked you were at a time when you could have done absolutely nothing about it.
Phantomwillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this story right here has sent chills through me like every time i read it. Thanks for that one.
[deleted] ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 14:10:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 226 points ยท Posted at 15:16:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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anu26 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's never ogre.
Gawdzillers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got my onions ready
Heartybullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Playtimes ogre.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:09:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's never ogre.
ngstyle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
sup3rl33thaxor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's no urban legend
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:33:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's real ye' know?
ChronicStoner ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:04:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love..
brennancellis ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:46:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is life.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:53:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It'll all be ogre soon.
brennancellis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:12:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's never ogre.
BackToTheMachine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It ain't ogre till I say it's ogre!
brennancellis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch it, you're in my swamp.
BackToTheMachine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is mah swamp laddeh!
Misho554 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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fredthefishhh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:50:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shrekt
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love, shrek Is life
C-NIN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is life.
InhalingHelium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love
MrPesun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shriek is love, shriek is life
daJamestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was 9 years old...
Anamina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But Shrek is love. Shrek is life!
KINGKONinG ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:35:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember hearing a story on Maury when I was a little kid about a woman who rented an apartment who had a creepy landlord. One night she decided to take a bath and lit a bunch of candles to set the mood for relaxation (I guess). She looked up into the mirror and saw a man's face. It was her landlords. He had made an intricate pathway of tunnels throughout her apartment so he could stare at her as she went about her daily life.
Thank god I blossomed into a morbidly obese, smalldicked man or I would be terrified that my landlord was spying on me.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this comment will never be seen but I have been reading these after coming off a late shift with my wife asleep in the next room. It's been pretty warm here the last few days so all the windows are open. As I read through a lot of these stories I didn't notice but a moth flew in. I was getting more freaked out by the stories when the moth decided to alight on my leg, causing me to scream in fear and wake my wife up in a panic. Having explained why I screamed I am now in trouble with my wife and I can't sleep. Good job Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw your comment and it made me chuckle.
shadkats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you've got a comfortable sofa.
zaps45 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:13:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfoot is Blurry
alibi6 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:09:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and that's extra scary to me..
ktforfreakinever ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:21:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. "Run, he's fuzzy!"
Kogster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or highly radioactive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like Kit Kats unless I'm with 4 or more people
Asgathor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its a fact not a Legend.
upstreambear ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 16:13:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably Slender Man, just because people are apparently willing now, to kill in the name of a photoshop contest winner.
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you elaborate?
upstreambear ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:23:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender Man was created on a forum on somethingawful.com as part of a photoshop thread, and he became a popular theme for internet ghost stories called "creepy pasta". Recently, two 12 year old girls stabbed another girl to death to appease Slender Man, a character who is only 5 years old and who's origin is still well known, or at least easy to ascertain.
Chanela1786 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:09:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That girl didn't die. She, thankfully, made it through.
upstreambear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I didn't know that, that's great. I didn't look into it that much. I just read "stabbed 19 times" and assumed the worst.
ryuzaki49 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:46:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I had invented slenderman, i would feel guilty of creating such a awful urban legend.
notdeadyet01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman was actually pretty good up until they made the Slender video game.
upstreambear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was actually really cool. You can't really blame him for their stupidity. All he did was photoshop a weird skinny tall guy into the background of some old photos, he didn't even create any mythos or legends about it.
Torchwood8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it was just a picture, If you would have to blame anyone besides the girls I guess you could blame the guy who made the story behind SM. I am not blaming the Guy who made the story, I'm just bringing it up.
Matthew94 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 17:42:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Things that aren't urban legends
KnashDavis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:33:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
SuggestiveWink ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:54:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever you turn off the lights in your basement, you have like 5 seconds before something jumps out and kills you
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that really an urban myth though?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:35:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More of a common knowledge thing
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:31:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bobbum Man, the sad, middle-aged man driving around in a van full of equipmonk.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:41:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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ofthedappersort ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:36:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Equipmonk long, equipmonk gweasy, equipmonk make, your tummy queasy.
ofthedappersort ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:36:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bobbum man . . . with his Bobbum plans!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
finally im fucking useful! sike! im a mere child you baby foopa.
CaptainDoctor007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Y'know, as funny as that episode is, tge Bobbum Man is still really creepy.
SasquatchSocks ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:24:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL reddit doesn't know what an urban legend entails.
k0mbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT people saying reddit doesn't know what an urban legend is
Catjack ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:52:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching a program on TV when I was a kid about a physically-violent poltergeist that terrorised a young boy.
The thing that bothered me the most about what I saw wasn't the fact that the poltergeist could move things and hurt him, but the fact that he couldn't escape from it. His family would move across the country to different locations all throughout his childhood, but the poltergeist followed them everywhere.
The strangest and creepiest part was, that the poltergeist would stay dormant for a few months after they moved to a new place, and then it would announce its presence on a random night with a particularly loud and violent outburst (throwing chairs, turning lights on and off, making the electronics hum with strange noises, shaking the mattresses, etc).
That concept still terrifies me now, and even more so when I was a kid. The idea that a horrible thing could stay with you for that long and terrorise you when you least expected it. Had nightmares for months afterwards, and I still think about that TV program to this day. I kinda wish I knew what channel it was or what show, but it was such a long time ago and I was really young when I watched it.
Outdoormusicisfun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could go to Tip of my Tongue and see if anyone knows it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it 'Strange but True'?
nhilante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:15 on September 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Give the kid a reality show, poltergeist gone because producers demand too much work from him. His hobby is ruined.
ICallSoWhat7711 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:56:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dick Cheney
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You got it. Old Dick is evil personified.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
his dick is also old
V4V3ND3TTA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Legend has it if you say his name three times in front of a mirror appears with George W. Bush and Karl Rove. They then proceed to laugh at you while Cheney shows you why they call him Dick.
tdogg8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something something hunting accident.
AdviceMang ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:22:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The jewbacabra.
anu26 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey screw you, I love Seth Rogen!
LoneLyon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha found it... This
Frostbite10001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the actual fuck is that? Holy shit, I closed that as soon as I saw it but I had to look again.
I'm never grabbing anything again.
LoneLyon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If i remember, it was from a short horror film
Frostbite10001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the scariest horror film I would ever watch, I'm officially messed up for the rest of the day.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:47:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too much of a pussy to view the image. What does it look like?
Frostbite10001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The image is imprinted in my mind forever but I can't describe it. You've got to do it man, you have to look at the picture. It's a .gif but just look at the face that's all you need to see.
Torchwood8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, OH! I remember when I first saw this, /u/Spriggan-43 posted the video I saw, I skimmed through the bottom and saw the image in the bottom. I'm so sorry you saw that.
Torchwood8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Spriggan-43 posted the video but since you might want to check it out Immedietly then here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6flB0XvmTo&feature=kp[1]
Iateyoursnack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit, if it's what I think it is, it's exactly like a film I wrote.
Spriggan-43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Correct, it's a short horror video called Bedfellows. That ending is superb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6flB0XvmTo&feature=kp
*Edit: Deds to the author Drew Daywalt (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBNz2Lb0P1uF8vDmOOdaDwQ)
twigsthegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I have officially became a little girl in the middle of the day because of this. I'm a male.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:44:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At night, I'm too scared to look in the mirror in case my reflection becomes a monster.
SawzeBawse ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:10:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if....what if it doesn't turn...and YOU are the monster...?
writetehcodez ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:47:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weird NJ first became really popular when I was a freshman in college, and my girlfriend at the time lived on a road that intersected with Shades of Death Road.
So... yeah, there's that.
Quite_Intangible ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for this to show up. I knew everyone on the town council around the time Weird NJ did the article. The head of the town DPW came in and suggested they grease the pole to prevent people from stealing the "Shades of Death Road" sign. It pretty funny that the town had a permanent budget item for it so they could readily replace it. Nowadays its just a vertical pole sign to prevent theft. Ghost Lake, which is on the road, is the only scary part of road I've seen as a resident. The misty fog that floats above it is almost perpetually there, its super spooky. I love that the Google Streetview of Ghost Lake blurs out a "person's face" even though there are no cars in the parking lot.
writetehcodez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, Ghost Lake. My then girlfriend went there once to dance a slow dance to DMB's "Lover Lay Down." It was beautiful.
calliope720 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I just say that this is my favorite part of the wiki page on Shades of Death:
"There are some legends concerning a Native American spirit guide who supposedly takes the shape of a deer and appears at various points along the road at night. If drivers see him and do not slow down sufficiently enough to avoid a collision, they will soon get into a serious accident with a deer."
MilanoMongoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I misunderstanding this or does that quote essentially boil down to, "there are plenty of deer that can be seen along the road, and if you proceed to drive like a fool after seeing them, chances are you'll crash into one..." Seems about right to me.
writetehcodez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think John Madden wrote that part of the Wiki page. Seriously though, when I was 18-19 years old driving home from my gf's house through rolling farmland on pitch-black roads in Warren County there was nothing more frightening than the prospect of hitting a deer head-on at 30-50 mph.
Hell, I ran over a dead deer on Rt. 46 in Budd Lake when I was 18 and pretty much trashed the everything on the underside of my car. Tie rods, rear axle, exhaust, you name it - it all had to be replaced.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:27:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's times like this I'm glad reddit can't post photos in threads
Phantomwillz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RES
Torchwood8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Both a blessing and a curse.
philsredditaccount ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:56:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That I will say "Biggie Smalls" into the mirror three times and The Notorious B.I.G. will appear and try to twist my cap back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bust a cap in your ass?
philsredditaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, that too. I can't pass by a mirror without thinking about it.
tastybabysoup ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 13:38:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Warning: This is gross and is the reason I can't eat chicken sandwiches.
The story goes that a girl ordered a chicken sandwich from fast food place: Lettuce, tomato, pickles but NO mayonnaise. So she gets her sammie, drives off and begins to eat it in the car. All of a sudden she gets a big mouthful of what she assumes in mayonnaise. With her sandwich ruined and her being too far away from the joint to ask them to fix it, she just decides to eat something at home and wrap the chicken sandwich back up. Later, she gets rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. Turns out there was no mayonnaise in the sandwich and the substance was determined to be PUS FROM A GOD DAMN TUMOR THE CHICKEN HAD.
I know how many inaccuracies this story has, I know that's not how fast food chicken is made...but since I read that, I have been terrified to eat a chicken sandwich. God dammit, now I'm all skeeved out again.
BrachiumPontis ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 14:30:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tumors don't secrete pus... Pus is a response to a bacterial infection. Besides, pus wouldn't require you to have your stomach pumped and it would probably be too late to have it pumped.
KiraOsteo ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 15:28:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, chicken is ground before being shaped into your average fast-food patty. It wouldn't be able to maintain a large piece of pus intact.
xzzz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:52:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where have you been eating your chicken? All the non-dollar-menu fast food chicken sandwiches now use real chicken breast.
If you order the $1 McChciken though you're still gonna get the ground up stuff.
Abstruse ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They can legally call it "100% real breast meat chicken" even if it's processed afterward and they add binders and seasonings. They just can't add any fillers. It's just as processed as anything else.
joeyoh9292 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:32:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's saying that the chicken sandwiches are actually chicken breast, which a lot of them are nowadays (at least in England).
When you bite into it and take a look, it's a chicken breast. He's not arguing about the validity of the "100% real breast meat chicken" thing.
Abstruse ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And they do a very good job of hiding the fact they're ground and reformed.
Also, even if it were a true boneless chicken breast, they're pounded flat when used as a patty and that would rupture anything with pus before serving.
xzzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh, does this look like ground chicken to you?
Abstruse ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:45:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I'm telling you. You can't tell.
Also, that's not fast food chicken, and the meat, if not ground and reconstituted, is at least pounded flat which would prevent any mysterious sacks of pus from breaking upon eating.
Green_Yonder ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most "premium" fast food chicken sandwiches are made from real breast, at least in the US. Chik-fil-a most definitely does not pound their meat flat.
Spyder810 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:11:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly what a chicken sandwich from Wendys looks like.
Abstruse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scroll down and look at the ingredients. Wendy's chicken is processed. As is McDonald's, Chick Fil A, and Burger King (the ones I checked).
Also, what fucking Wendy's are you going to?! The ones at mine never look like that!
Spyder810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wendys around Massachusetts currently. Getting a chicken or spicy chicken sandwich they always look like that (same goes for Burger King or McDonalds last I checked, but I don't eat there much). I've been all around out west top to bottom and I've never seen a premium (non dollar menu) chicken sandwich use ground chicken, only the cheap ones.
Abstruse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They do. They just do a better job processing them to create the proper texture.
xzzz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chick fil a is definitely fast food, what are you talking about?
KiraOsteo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tend to eat cheap when I do eat out, so that may be why.
The_Dalek_Emperor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That you for quickly restoring my faith in chicken sandwiches.
tastybabysoup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:37:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You would think that would make me feel better but nope. Anytime I think of a chicken sandwich, the word PUS just enters my brain.
Gawdzillers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this story put me off chicken sandwiches for a while until I learned that tumors aren't like that.
itsasilverunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, a tumour is any growth that is not usually there. Technically
Pitboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
still, putting puss into someone's burger is miles ahead of spitting in it. i imagine it being like biting into one of those liquid-filled chocolate eggs.
BloodBride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I should point out that while a tumor does not secrete pus, both pigs and cows have sometimes had injuries that have caused internal 'pus pockets' to exist within their flesh, that after they are slaughtered, can be cut through if it was in just the right place to gross someone out.
The meat isn't bad in itself, but I figured I'd point out this does happen.
However, fast food is generally 'patty' formats, made from blended meat, in which case the pus would not be retained in a pocket that could be bitten into.
Also it smells rank. You wouldn't just confuse it with mayo.
BrachiumPontis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. Although, for people who despise mayo, maybe they just taste "ick"?
obeythed ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:52:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the Turducken Slammer from Supernatural.
AboutToSnap ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:35:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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badbluemoon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:16:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meat can have pus pockets, and sometimes you find things you don't want to in your chicken.
tastybabysoup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hows it feel to know you made a grown man cry today?
badbluemoon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:38:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel accomplished.
Roketto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What in the world even IS that second picture?!
badbluemoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a brain, but it's actually a chicken kidney, I believe.
Lurkalo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:47:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, never eating chicken again.
Thrackerz0d ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:01:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was eating chicken while i was reading this... :(
DaBluePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to all animals albeit rare and usually dealt with before it gets to the store. It's just an abscess kinda thing.
sweetrhymepurereason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry for your loss.
AbanoMex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh boy, if you knew all the things that go into your food, you probably wouldnt wanna eat again, but seriously, it doesnt matter.
Sloth_McPimpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I was pooping!
calliope720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never fear. Honestly, abcesses appear in many, many of the animals that are killed for meat, but our methods of preventing these things from hitting your dinner table are pretty good. If a meat processing plant (processing? rendering? I don't remember what to call it) discovers a cut of meat with an abcess in it, the whole thing is shut down, all the meat that could have come in contact with it is tossed, and all the machines are cleaned.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
UUUUGH yeah someone told me a similar story WHILE I was eating one of those government chicken sandwiches in a school lunch and I nearly threw up. It took me years to be able to stomach eating chicken patties again.
Vamking12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god why
pastapillow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While large blocks of meat can often times have cysts (check out /r/popping for examples), chicken patties for sandwich are made of ground chicken.
I'd be more worried about chicken tenders having cysts or not being cooked all the way.
hailthedragonmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I think this could actually happen, at say, Chik-Fil-A, since they don't grind up the chicken before making it into a sandwich.
tastybabysoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even if it could happen, don't actually say it, god damn!!
DerpyDash13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No it couldn't, each piece is handled separately so the breader can cut off any fat and tendons. I'm sure this sort of thing would be noticed.
OkayWhiteShark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bit into my fish burrito when I read "pus from a tumor". I feel so sick.
rebelplum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard this from a friend of mine who said it happened to his friend... Now I am thinking he was exaggerating and didn't actually know the person... He gave details about her hospital trip and everything though.. Hm..
Abstruse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's common in urban legends to make the story about a friend/relative or someone they personally know but can't summon immediately. The Eddie Murphy "Hit the four/floor" one was originally told to me as a friend of my grandmother.
This story is 100% not true as the sort of processing that chicken meat - especially fast food chicken meat - makes anything containing pus impossible to survive. The meat is inspected by federal law and can't contain things like that (hell, they can't even have bald patches on their feathers), and even if one slipped through, making a chicken patty at the very least requires pounding the chicken breast flat. And that's if it isn't ground and reconstituted (they can do that and still label it as 100% real breast meat so long as the meat comes from the breast and there are no fillers).
tastybabysoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you've been messing arou-how-wound
cactus_cat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All this story makes me want to do is go get a McChicken.
TomM96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least they didn't give her mayonnaise.
AwkwardChuckle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a chicken, but here's some pork that had an abscess in it... http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/2/2/15/enhanced-buzz-27870-1328213751-6.jpg
TriGurl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize that pus is in all dairy milk from cows that is bought in the store.
Still 'Got Milk'?
Shade5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one I heard was similar, it was about some girl who ordered a chicken sandwich at mcdonalds and while eating she noticed it had a strange taste. She opened up her burger and saw an extra glob of mayo. Later she developed a rash on her mouth, which turned out to be mouth herpes. So what could that extra glob of mayo been? That's right, fucking semen. AN EMPLOYEE CAME IN HER GODDAMN SANDWHICH.
EpicSoundGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is a persistent one. i heard this for the first time years ago, but slightly different: i heard that she indeed asked for no mayonnaise, but that there was actual mayo on the sandwich to cover up said tumour, and that biting into it masked the 'pus'. also, instead of a tumour, it was a cyst, which makes more sense re: pus.
DiscipleOfDrone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:14:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What really ruined the story was the use of the word sammie.
tastybabysoup ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:25:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah that's much worse than swallowing bacteria laden animal pus
AndyMcRandy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:49:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders nesting under the skin. Like a Bot fly but with hundreds of babies. I logically know this cant happen with spiders but it still terrifies me.
badbluemoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, you had to go and say Bot fly, and now I've two got levels of 'ew' going on.
Towerss ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I was pretty afraid of walking in the woods alone. Too many misleading stories of moose being manslaughtering evil killing machines, and badgers eating your leg with no provocation. Nowadays I jog at 2 AM deep in the forest and the like and think nothing of it. However, a few days ago I heard some womans wretched screaming deep into the woods, then loud frantic sobbing, then it stopped. It sounded like it was close so I went panicky as fuck and tried to see if I could see who they were since it sounded like it was around 15 meters up in the trail, but I couldn't see anything. I was terrified as fuck, I literally lied down into the ditch like a coward and couldn't see shit and just waited for whoever I assume was currently murdering a woman to get the fuck out. I started remembering all the urban legends of people running away from the local insane asylum and killing themselves/others in the forest (killing themselves part is true btw, happens every few years).
Around 10 minutes later with no action I ran back as fast as I could and called the police. They found nothing apparently. I really don't know what happened. I'm going to stay away from there for a few weeks though.
dick_on_roids ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:20:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's an urban legend of a woman who murdered her children by drowning them in a river. Now you can supposedly hear her ghost crying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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dick_on_roids ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:23:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I wasn't very confident in my ability to spell it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:19:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read a horror story as a kid about this legend to this day it freaks me out.
Wendigo. Native Canadian legend of an evil spirit that makes a steady, loud, "trees howling in the wind" sound at night that slowly drives you insane, and you either peel off your clothes and freeze to death in the cold Canadian winter, or become a cannibal.
Trying to sleep at night and hear the wind howling? Ya have fun with that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a metaphor for hypothermia.
Kaboose456 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:31:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Fuckin Wendigos man. Fuck that shit
Edit: a word
Maxxil ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:13:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I have sex, I WILL get pregnant, and I WILL die.
I-am-the-state ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:49:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Girl or gay?
Maxxil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither.
silverwolfclear ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:48:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina Dentata
downbeataura ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 21:26:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a wonderful phrase.
screwthepresent ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:03:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It means no genitalia... For the rest of your daaaaayyys
beebork ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:18:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When the movie "Teeth" came out I told my boyfriend at the time that it was kinda messed up to make a movie like that, because Vagina Dentata is a real medical problem an, although rare, it really sucks for people who have it. He believed me and over a year later, after I had totally forgotten about it, he began to retell it it to some friends like it was a fact. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself, he was not happy.
ItalianSpiderman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This will be your favorite then
LordoftheLakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even better http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:12:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still sort of terrified to see one of those Dames Blanches (White Ladies) when driving on a small road in a remote area.
zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
like a woman all in white? lore on these please?
yomama629 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a story we hear a lot about in France, the story varies but it's usually about a young woman who died in a car accident and whose spirit now stands near dark roads in the middle of the night waiting for a passing car to pick her up. If you do, she sits next to you in the car and appears normal but disappears after you get a few miles away from where you picked her up.
My friend told me that he went to a summer camp as a kid in the area where the legend supposedly originates from and that the camp counselors have to make sure that all the tents are zipped up all the way at night because one of the kids was grabbed and dragged midway out of the tent by something one night. My opinion is that it was just a counselor who told him that story to mess with him.
LeRoienJaune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, the legend of the dames blanches goes way, way back in French history- they are said to be the ghosts of Cathar nuns killed in Languedoc, they are said to be drowned maidens.... In the older legends, they are a bit like rusalka or rhinemadchen.....always near a body of water or a well.
TheKinkMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom and I freaked out once, cause we were driving down a rural road, and there was an huge box or something, and at first, between the distance and the fog, it looked like a woman in white robes, hunched over on the side of the road.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:38:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spontaneous combustion.
uncreator ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:58:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have lost sleep and had many panic attacks based on this thought alone. I feel like I can determine when it could happen, myself exploding. Human chunks ahh gross and typing this makes me sweat.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:46:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that feel, bro. :'(
regretdeletingthat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I'd punished myself enough with the thread about shit that can kill you, but no, apparently not.
_Tingle_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It could be worse.
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because I'll be braver the next time I come across one of these threads.
Or so I keep telling myself...
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think we might be retarded ._.
bullet4mv92 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 19:01:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck, Reddit. Most of these aren't even urban legends. They're just shit you're afraid of.
Asgathor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:43:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Give that man a cookie. He knows the truth.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No matter what the circumstances are, I always check behind every shower curtain. I don't care how paranoid it is, I'm not getting stabbed while I take a shit.
tinycatsays ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:27:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I keep it open when not in use, and the first thing I do upon checking into a hotel is to open the shower curtain. I always am relieved to not find a corpse (which is weird, because that is just about the least likely place to find a body in a hotel).
Torchwood8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:44 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah just don't look inside your mattress...
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:06 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup ~.~
imahappybunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget to look up, that's what I do.
CircdusOle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:47:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the goat man story count?
k0mbine ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No the goat man doesn't count as a fucking urban legend
DavOHmatic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The goat man certainly is an urban legend, that creepy pasta is just a take on it. I heard about the goat man from my parents/grandparents before the internet even existed.
k0mbine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was being sarcastic
LintGrazOr8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You
k0mbine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was being sarcastic
LintGrazOr8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are
k0mbine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was being sarcastic
LintGrazOr8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A
k0mbine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was being sarcastic
LintGrazOr8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking
k0mbine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was being sarcastic
LintGrazOr8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Genius
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:46:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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MartyDonovan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a cocktail.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel better, my friend and I did the Bloody Mary thing a couple times when we were kids. I was a total baby when it came to such things, too. Nothing happened.
Bmasta1026 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:39:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nice try, mary
ahusin ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:55:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a story out there about a couple making out in their car who hear a radio news report about an escaped murderer who has a hook for a hand. After much cajoling by the girl, the guy finally starts up their car and they hear a loud scream. After the guy drives the girl home, sure enough, there's a hook on the car door.
Ever since, I've lived in constant fear of hook-handed murderers who are not only evil, but don't have the common sense to use their other (presumably non-hooked) hand to open a door.
shmimps ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't hate on a dude for setting goals for himself. He is probably working really hard to get back to his murdering A game.
Thrillshooter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand why using the hook hand to open the door is stupid. I'm assuming the couple's car isn't from the future or anything like that. If that's the case the door handle would probably be the same as any other car, wouldn't it? Couldn't the murderer open the door just as easily with his hook as he could with the other hand? Especially if his hook hand was his dominant one.
novemberletango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized now that if all the car doors are locked, the couple is in much less danger than the story makes it seem.
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the version I heard, he goes out to investigate a scratching sound. Hours later, she drives herself home, only to THEN hear the story on the radio. Her boyfriend's body is found the next day, torn up.
Professor_weener ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:27:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flashing your lights at a car that doesn't have there lights on. Supposedly if you do that they will turn around and make you wreck and kill you. Supposed to be a gang initiation in some gangs
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm glad that this one is not known in my country because i always forget to turn on the lights and fortunately other drivers warn me
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna be a while before you make it into that gang :/
sukik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:38:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For a modern legend this one gets around.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp
Kaden17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well... I guess I'm done doing that.
Nosociallife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats why I carry a 9mm In my glove box
jadenmn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:31:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good think I drive a fairly fast car.
sidneylloyd ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 15:37:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the scariest for me was Candlejack. It wasn't all that scary until a friend was tel
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:47:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:14:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come on guys Candlejack isn't a fucking jo
nnnomi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:09:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please just stop we all know Candlejack is not really a thi
Mr_E ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so tired of this meme. Why can't we just stop with the Candlejack bullshit al
yelkca ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:47:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't even funny anym
the_real_candlejack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:15:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna need more rope.
king09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
redditor for a year, it checks o
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:36:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candlejack won't get you unless you've said his na
Tattered_Colours ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... Candleja
JMFargo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:13:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what's Candlejack? I've never heard of
bonoboson ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously though, why are people scared of CandleJack? Everyone knows that he can't get you until you send the message, right?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:11:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You did it wrong. After you say "CandleJack" you're supposed to st
Timmymac23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh gosh, I don't even know what to think anymo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
N- Yes
ArmCake ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Can someone post a link for this so called candlejack Edit: Sorry, simple google search eh?
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:11:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh FFS. Why did I expect to see someone post something as trite and banal as that Candlejack shit? Seriously, it's not funny now, it wasn't funny when it started, and it sure as hell isn
Frosty0914 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:13:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if we don't directly say it? Say, for example,
"Go, light that candle, Jack."
Or "Jack, can you light that candle?"
See, everything's all fine, he didn't co
tehlolredditor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god lets not talk about candle jack agai
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's preposterous. Saying "Candle Jack" doesn't do anyt
Socra_please ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate that stupid candlejack legend. If some bed sheet wearing goon came for me I'd ki
redheadedgutterslut ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 16:57:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are we on 4chan, now? Stop with your shitposting. It obviously isn't real. It's not like he presses the enter key after he comes and kills you. This is an urban legend thread, not a "4 sum raisin dis scares me" thread. Get real you fu
FaceJP24 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:54:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't even say Candlejack, you id
LoveWhoarZoar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:05:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah these guys are fuckin pussies candlejack cant be re
Navy_Pheonix ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:57:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually really dislike this one. Anyone who has seen the actual Freakazoid episode not only knows that Candlejack was caught and arrested, but that he doesn't even use a method of capture that interrupts people. He seriously ties a rope around your waist and floats off at an eerie 5 miles an hour.
I understand the joke for the sake of the joke but Candlejack really isn't the character to base this one off of. I'm sure there is an actual mythical character that snatches you when you speak their name, and they are a much better fit than a single episode cartoon villain
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:00:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No period on the last sentence. Not sure if you are playing along or if it was a typo.
awesomeninja1 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, Candlejack is grea
CuteBunnyWabbit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:43:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I see what you did there kinda like 4chans sniper thre
SethChrisDominic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:45:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you say Candlejack? I heard that if you say his name out loud, he wi
drede_knig ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:06:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah right, Candlejack is just a li
wolfguardian72 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:54:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus! Why did you have to say Candlejack? Now he's goin
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:35:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait wh
ridingshotgun ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:46:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candlejack? From Wreck it ralph?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:04:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any Japanese legend that involves ghosts or other incorporeal beings (to name a few)
killerkaleb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck the slit mouthed women bitch be crazy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What, no love for the toilet ghost?
EDIT: Wording
killerkaleb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What which ones that one? I just skimmed over the more "Interesting" names. Wait i'll find it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In case you haven't found it yet, it's either Aka Manto (the dangerous one) or Toire no Hanako-san (the not-so-dangerous one)
killerkaleb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely not fuck her i'll shit in a bucket.
thongerrr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:39:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably staged car crashes staged by people looking to murder someone, I read a story here once and it scared the shit out of me.
its_the_peanutiest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qznvg/dont_get_out_of_the_car/
NecroGod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I told one of my girlfriends if she ever comes across someone injured in the road to stop, back away from them and call 911.
Sucks you just cannot trust people these days.
Anders_A ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:17:59 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were "looking to murder someone", would you really have to stage some elaborate trap in order find someone to kill?
Doesn't seem plausible enough to be scary.
v3n0mat3 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:47:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shadow person. Holy shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those are real.
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen them. Ignore them, yeah? Gypsy buddy of mine told me they only exist to make more of themselves.
Drago02129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that our purpose as well?
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not solely, if you ask me, but that's a conversation for another time.
RickHasselhoff ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:39:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A random person with a needle infected with AIDS poking me in a crowded public area.
calliope720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it helps, even if this were a thing that regularly happened and you got stuck with a needle, there'd only be about a 1 in 300 chance of transmission.
ToastyShroom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:39:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:55:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone using mobile ever worry about snakes coming out of your toilet?
I should really wipe soon.
DingDongHelloWhoIsIt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:33:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Razor blades on a waterslide
DarkLordRaine ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 13:56:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is one that stuck with me since I was a kid. A guy went to bed with his dog by his side. When in the middle of the night he heard a sound and put his hand out to see if the dog was still there. He got a lick in reply. Knowing everything was okay he went back to sleep. In the morning he woke up to see that his dog was murdered and writen in the dogs blood was "Human lick as good as dogs".
Edit: after reading further down the page I realised it was already here and called "the licked hand"
Suddenly_Something ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:49:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a different version where some cops stopped by looking for an escaped murderer. After searching her house, one cop called out that they found a dead dog. The woman told the cops that that was impossible because she was just with her dog who was licking her hand while she was in bed. The cop replies with "humans can lick too."
I always thought this version was scarier because it seems more realistic than some dude guessing what the person would be thinking in the morning and writing a message in blood.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
''Humans can lick, too."
Roya1x ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:08:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The wendigo! It's like a demonic deer thing (this is where my terrible fear for deer came from) that kills people.
Everytime I mention this to someone, they say they've never heard of it.
Am I alone here? Did I just make this up?
probabilityzero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The wendigo is pretty common in modern horror novels.
Roya1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But no one ever know what I'm talking about
neversaynoto_panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing that's on an episode of a regular show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think it was adventure time
Roya1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
arodrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They mean this dude from Adventure Time.
Torchwood8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not it, on an episode of Regular Show they went camping and further in the episode they met a Half Deer half man that looked like How The Wendigo is depicted. /u/neversaynoto_panda posted a video of the scene, although that scene when Stag took off his Hoof-gloves in AT freaked me out.
neversaynoto_panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAbMR16MOhA
Sorry about quality
Roya1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:47 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh
GodofCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. I'm Canadian but not in the north, in Southern Ontario.
The Wendigo is pretty creepy, I read it in a Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark book. It has different forms
duped88 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:33:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But who was phone?
daJamestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
was phone kill?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:15:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SwimmingNaked ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watched Grimm, did ya?
Biscut87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Owh in Malaysia we call this Penanggal but instead of the body only the head down to the spine comes out and the only way to catch the culprit is to put the body backwards when its doing its thing, when it goes back to the body the head will be on backwards while everything else is normal, then we start lynching i guess
Heartybullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well thats one way to have an abortion.
BitingInsects ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:23:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Indo-Caribbean. We have tons of folklore. One in particular scares me because I'm pretty sure I've seen it for myself. It's called an Oligue and is basically a woman who kidnaps children. She's a witch who lives alone in the rural areas with a horrible looking face, hunch backed and all. It has something to do with African influenced voodoo and shit like that.
I remember once on vacation we were driving through the countryside. The minibus stopped at an intersection where an old abandoned looking house was and the driver locked all of our doors. Then I noticed a beggar looking woman wearing a heavy trenchcoat. Naturally I stared because it was about 100 degrees out. All of a sudden she looked directly at me with her glassy eyes and started screaming while rushing towards the van. She was screaming angry jibberish. The driver took off and told me never to judge an Oligue again, because they can read your thoughts.
Tl:dr saw a real witch
DD225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a similar story in Hawaii. I forget what they call her, but she is an elderly woman who comes by a home when some children are by themselves.
She appeals to the children to open the door, offering them candy and such. When the children do, she kidnaps them.
This woman has the ability to shape-change. If an adult comes to the rescue of this woman attempting to enter the home, she may take the form of an animal and flee.
dafuqdidijustc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:56:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A little girl hears her mother call her name beckoningly from the kitchen. As she is walking down the hallway, an arm pulls her into the hall closet and grabs her mouth. It's her mother, she says frantically "I heard it too"
LuigiLuigi ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:54:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Occasionally I decline washing my hair solely on the fact that I am afraid that if I close my eyes for too long, a Great White shark will come through the wall, filling my bathroom like a fish tank.
I'm 21.
Kumacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know of a movie you would like. Look up Ghost Shark
LuigiLuigi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did. Great, and it's based on a true story too.
twigsthegreat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's a different one. Finally someone doesn't mention a killer in the shower when they wash their hair.
GamingSandwich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My fiance laughed when I told her I was afraid of a shark coming through the shower spigot at me ._.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE DANGER THE SHAMPOO HIDES
Nicole_Lee_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this with baths. and pools. and any other large amount of water. I have issues.
yomama629 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry about it, I've had serious issues with showers and especially pools growing up (and still do to some extent). It started as me being afraid of the grates at the bottom of the pool and of ventilation systems that are often placed in bathroom windows in older houses. Then, it's been the pool lights that have got me terrified, and to this day, I can't go swimming anywhere near them in a swimming pool. It's a completely inexplicable phobia, because I'm not afraid of something in the water that could hurt me, just of the way those things look in the pool.
I remember seeing a picture of one from up close when I was a kid, which got me terrified to the point that I couldn't take a shower alone for nearly two months and had to sleep in the hallway because I couldn't bear to close my eyes and see it again in the dark. I still panic sometimes when taking a shower, and I have to calm myself down before being able to finish washing up.
RamenKing13 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:31:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They say if you try to drink 1,000 Bloody Mary's in front of a mirror, you will die......of alcohol poisoning.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does it count if I only make it to 15?
RamenKing13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I did say try....did you die at the 15th one?
chewydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:44 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a challenge.
Goat_man_ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:23:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not really a legend
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good. I feel like goat curry tonight...
Theist17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, screw you.
_Tingle_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Found you.
iggyramone ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:19:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bugchasing.
ChronicStoner ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:04:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly it's not an urban legend..
ofthedappersort ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure there's little evidence to suggest it's anything more than a very small niche of extreme sexual fetishism and that the vast majority of bugchasing is erotic fiction
riptaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:04 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's generally considered to be more of a myth than anything. There isn't really any evidence that it's as widespread as has been suggested online
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol sounds pretty stupid
Num_Pwam_Kitchen ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:43:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Samsquanch. Just thinking about one of them harry bastards ruffles my jimmies.
Possumistic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Sorry Ricky, I thought you were a Samsquanch!"
massent67 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Bubbles, there's no such thing as a sasquatch." (Julian takes drink from his Rum n' Coke)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:44:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Jeepers Creepers count as an urban legend? Because fuck.
Solias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where'd you get those peepers?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOO
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, those weepers
Rider_of_Tiny_Horses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, that is a god damned movie and a fruity little jazz standard from the 30's.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While just a movie, I would say that the writer came up with a new monster idea after many, many repetitive monsters.
tdogg8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That used to freak the fuck out of me when I was little. I never even saw the movie, a friend told me about it.
grimAuxiliatrix ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:58:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read enough scary mirror stories to become afraid of mirrors. I covered the full-length one near the foot of my bed for nearly a month every night before I went to bed. Don't do that anymore but I'm still careful to avoid any eye-contact with mirrors in the dark.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:48:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just make your car super low so nobody can fit under there
tdogg8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is great till you hit a speed bump.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just dont go fast over speed bumps. Speeds above 20 mph over them will cause suspension damage to a normal vehicle anyway
MusicalMastermind ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:58:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My step-dad used to tell me a story about a creature that tapped on the windows at night. If you were asleep or the window was open, it would come and take you.
The first time he told me this I was camping in my bedroom. My step-dad was outside and threw pennies at my window.
I cried and ran to my mom in the living room.
whatsername25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:09:03 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No offence, but your stepdad is a dick!
MusicalMastermind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:49:10 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None taken
xXWeerdooXx ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:47:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am honestly most terrified of Jeff the Killer. The creepiest face I have ever seen, hence the reason I don't shut my eyes at night until I pass out. I always think that some creepy clown mofo is going to come through my window and tell me to "go to sleep".
NeoDedalus ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dont sleep on your back while doing that i think you can get like sleep paralysis then you dream the creepiest shit or so i have heard
tinycatsays ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The sensation of sleep paralysis is due to still being alert when your muscles weaken as you fall asleep. It's normal, but can be disconcerting. Sometimes people dream that there's a creature sitting on them or crushing them, hence the link to nightmares.
SeismicAltop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:29:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Time to fire up the coffee pot.
tdogg8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People also see figures and just have a sense that something is wrong.
Source: have two sisters who've experienced it.
blazingtits ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only times I've ever experienced sleep paralysis are when I've slept on my back.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! I wonder if this is an actual thing.
riptaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is. It's mentioned in the wiki on sleep paralysis
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now that you mention it, that's true for me as well....hmm..
blammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had two episodes of sleep paralysis and both times I was on my back but had something on my chest like my bolster or my hand. I guess it was the pressure of something on my chest that made it happen.
SawzeBawse ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:01:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It used to be the Slender Man story. Not this overdone shit people made it into. The original story, the Marble Hornets series was one of the few things that would genuinely keep me awake at night to avoid nightmares of the thing. Now its just overdone and not scary at all
droznig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep yep and yep.....
It was so subtle a lot of the time, it got into your head. Kind of like house of leaves.
cowvin2 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:12:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the legend that vaccinations cause autism. if people stop vaccinating their kids, we're going to get all sorts of outbreaks of horrible diseases. pretty terrifying.
Nicole_Lee_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this happened. I can't find a source but I thought a kid died recently because they weren't vaccinated.
arodrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, it's awfully fucked up that parents would rather have their kids die from an easily preventable disease than have them be autistic.
whyme427 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:22:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently if you don't upvote /u/whyme427 a clown watches you in your sleep until you open your eyes and he eats you
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you you dont run my life.
skooterblade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'll take my chances.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does he want to get tomahawked, because that's how he gets tomahawked.
undercoverbrutha ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:00:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It was a dark and stormy night, a man and his wife were on a trip and needed a place to stay. So on their drive through the dark back roads they come across a motel. Despite it's creepy appearance they decide to try it anyway because they're tired and the roads are getting dangerous.
The couple is in luck because their is one last room open. Exhausted they get to their room and fall into the bed. They're asleep for a while when the wife wakes up to a noise. At first she thinks she is imagining it, but the more she hears it the more she decides there is no way it's the storm, but rather voices whispering... It almost sounds like chanting... Scared she wakes up her husband and makes him listen. He hears nothing and tells her to go back to bed. She tries to but sure enough the noise starts up again. This time a little louder. So she wakes up her husband again and makes him listen. He hears nothing and tells her to go back to bed.
A little while later the noise picks up yet again little louder. The wife is now terrified, but doesn't want to annoy her husband anymore so she decides to investigate. She begins to listen for the noise and try and locate it's source. As she moves through the dark softly, listening she realizes it's not coming from either the neighbors, or from outside their doorway. In fact as she walks closer and closer to it she feels her heart sink as she realizes that it is coming from their bathroom...
So now beyond scared something compels her to open up the door to the bathroom and flip on the light. As she does she see nothing but the toilet and a closed shower. The chanting and talking paused for a second when she flipped the switch but it is now softly started up again. Now she can start to make out the words... "when the log rolls over, we're all going to die". She approaches the shower and throws back the curtain only to reveal and empty shower. She stands puzzled, and then realizes that the only place left to look is in the close toiled. She reaches forward and lifts the lid slowly only to reveal 3 cockroaches sitting on a turd chanting when the log rolls over we're all going to die. So she flushed the toilet and watched as the log rolled over and killed all three roaches.
Explolguy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:36:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna be kinda dumb here, but I'm gonna go with the Witches of Whitewater and ghost legends in Whitewater, Wisconsin, just because I live here. There is a ton of interesting stuff to read up on when it comes to the paranormal around here (whether you believe it or not. Seriously though, just read it, it's at least entertaining).
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:25:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Today I Learned I'm immune to fear thanks to years of watching X-Files.
And immune to boredom thanks to years of watching Sex-Files.
Kavc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:45:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one that our government does not care about us people
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:54:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's called an urban well-documented fact.
bullcityhomebrew ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:42:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, but any Ouija board. I don't believe in angels or ghosts or anything like that, but I do believe that it's a portal to the netherworld, marketed by Hasbro, through which demons can enter our world, even though they do not exist, but I will never touch a Ouija board just in case.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever Heard of quantum suicide, it's essentially the belief of multiple universes and worlds beyond ours. In this case if you attempt to commit suicide and live you're immortal to the situation but you died in another universe.
This could be an explanation to a nether realm where other dimensions are viewed by us as heaven/hell.
Fuck Ouija boards and Hasbro.
RockoXBelvidere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you scared of something that you don't believe in? I mean I don't touch those things because I do believe in everything you've mentioned. But I've never understood when people are scared of it if they don't believe in it.
DaDottedLion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because he's smart enough to realize that just because he doesn't believe in it... what if he's wrong?
On a related note, I feel exactly the same way about God. I don't believe in Him, but I try not to piss Him off - just in case, you know?
RockoXBelvidere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that makes sense. Covering your bases never hurts.
Nilliak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen enough horror movies/ghost stories to know that you don't fuck with those things.
Smackstainz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:46:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have a pretty long driveway and there is just thick woods across the street from my driveway, and everytime I take out the trash (at niiiight) I get scared I'm gonna hear a banshee scream
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Specifically a banshee? Do you know what one is?
boojie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:56:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Devils tree on Clinton road, NJ
theknightinthetardis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't heard this one, what's it about? o:
Besides, obviously, an evil tree in jersey.
boojie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clinton road is home to a lot of weird myths. The ice man, a notorious mob hit man used to dump bodies around there. A lot of people report cults and sacrifices happening in the woods. Because of this locals started chasing people out at nights by tailgating their cars. The thing is it's a huge road that doesn't branch off. So you just have to drive this windy road with a truck behind you hibeams on.
Devils tree is this old dead tree that was used to lynch people. Legend has it that when people try to cut it down something awful happens. They never get through it. There's axe marks all over it. Then they go home and a week or so later they find out they're terminally ill or get in a car wreck ect ect.
There's also a bridge on this road there if you throw a penny off it you can see a little boy in the water who once drowned there
ryuzaki49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now I want to cut... nvm.
coolio579 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That bears are addicted to sniffing Jet Fuel and are beginning to stalk helicopters
Ace_IanM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, you dropp that fuel canister...yea....Yiss...
Fuck honey and berries...
CocoaFang ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:44:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shadow People. Seemingly dark human-shapes you notice from the corner of your eyes at night. You thought you saw something, but when you look back it's gone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shadow people are real. They don't want to hurt you. Just watch, and then they'll usually leave.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see them all of the time. I feel them at all hours too, it's dark and it's unsettling.
Never invite them to show themselves. No threats, nothing.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All Japanese urban legends...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:58:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i read this as all Japanese are urban legends
sargeantbuzzkil ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:56:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman.
Cryptozoology has been a favorite subject of mine for a while, and this guy takes all the cake.
elshgi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:16:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cropsey.
WaterStoryMark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love Cropsey, especially the movie.
swheels125 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:25:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The clown doll in the corner. Babysitter is taking care of the kids and when they start getting scared of the life size clown doll she covers it with a blanket. Kids are still scared so she calls the parents who freak out and say they don't have a clown doll so she grabs the kids and runs out of the house and calls the police. Turns out to be a dude trying to murder/kidnap the kids.
This is exponentially more scary due to my fear of clowns.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:53:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, dressing up as a clown and standing still for hours, unarmed, in plain sight, somehow sneaking in between the parents leaving and the babysitter first getting into the room was this guy's Plan A?
tyrified ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And not using what was clearly ample opportunity to accomplish his goals.
GrabTheBleach ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:41:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This...
THAT_CLOWN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We all float down here!
insanesquirle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:35:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I chose a book for reading
jadenmn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:44:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pfft, my car is like 6 inches off the ground. Good luck getting under that!
cutelibrarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:05 on October 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile, you're crouching beside ANOTHER car to look under your car and... the other car is where the guy is hiding and he gets you anyway...
joefro127 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:42:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The creepypasta "1999." Expertly written and immensely creepy. One of the best scary internet stories out there. Edit: Link- http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/1999
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
joefro127 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/1999
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ty
arodrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know where I might find the original blog that this story was posted to, if it exists?
joefro127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately no, because it most likely doesn't exist.
arodrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, well. A guy can dream.
DavidToma ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:27:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher
darthatheos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:21:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We pay rich people to go to a city built in a swamp where they argue about important things and then do nothing. These people are in control of our country. This terrifies me.
StevenMulraney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rich, corporately sponsored, people*.
YoshiYogurt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:56:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Michigan Dogman
primesrfr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:52:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this is an Urban Legend, and if it is specific to a Country. But my mom would always terrorize my brother and I by saying that if we did not behave, the Devil would come and grab us by our feet while we slept. Story according to her was that the Devil would roam around looking for misbehaving children. Then when they slept, he would grab their feet and drag them away.
She solidified the fear in us by introducing us to her uncle who had a bad leg and walked with a crutch. She told us that he was dragged away by the devil and hanged in a tree by his leg out in a field when he was a kid. Did not help that he could not speak English and was not able to tell us the truth.
To this day I still cannot sleep with my feet uncovered or hanging off the bed. Also sleep with a huge Maglite right next to me.
AbrahamPlinkun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What country does this come from?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:45:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever watched Extreme Ghostbusters?
t3hSiggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That show fucked me up as a kid.
The episode with the wish-granting salesman who used evil wordplay to misinterpret wishes in horrid ways. And that eye demon thing that went around stealing eyes, that episode too.
Fuck that show.
StevenMulraney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite creepypasta. The ones where you live yourself into something that can't be undone are always the scariest.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
close enough?
edit: shit wait. im on the wrong account.
atthedustin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:35:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wendigo. Demon siren of the forest.
Rome_Leader ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:37:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Needles on gas pump handles. I mean like, sure, it's an urban legend, but still plausible that someone might copycat it IRL. Plus I hate needles.
WalkingEnigma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The kidney thievery/harvesting.
Shock223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There has been a case of that happening but the story came out of Serbia.
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly, true.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:48:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Testicular torsion. That ... is an urban legend, right? Right?
acidcock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:56:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, my buddy just got surgery for it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a serious question. Definitely a serious fear, though. One of those things I hear about on Reddit every now and then and then can't stop thinking about for the next three weeks. I hope your buddy's doing well.
acidcock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh haha my bad. Thanks!
SammyLD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is an episode and PSA of the Venture Bros about this.
jadesaddiction ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In New Jersey, I grew up hearing some terrifying things. The one that scares me the most is the story of Annie's Road. The version I was told was:
A girl named Annie was waiting to be picked up from her boyfriend. They got into a horrible argument and he kicked her out of the car. She walked home by herself until a bunch of drunken sailors offered her a ride, raped her, and brutally murdered her before throwing her body onto the road and driving away.
It is said that at night, she will appear as a hitchhiker and when you pick her up, you will lose control of your car. Or, if you swerve to avoid her, you'll crash and die. To summon her, simply turn off your headlights and tune into the oldies station. You should see her in the rear view mirror.
Apparently, after her death some time in the 60s, her father would come to the guard rail where her blood was splattered and paint it red every year in hopes that she will visit. My mother supposedly saw the guy painting it red once.
The Devil's Tree is another scary thing in New Jersey I won't dare go near.
StevenMulraney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Walking on Erial road at night is pretty spooky, if you live over my way. Every house looks like it's from a horror movie. Start at Cross Keys and walk to Jarvis. I used to walk that every couple days.
Sinanmaester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I first moved to New Jersey I heard that I was 6 years old, every kid in the neighborhood told me stories to scare me , this one was the one that got me.
driftsc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:28:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No urban legends. But when i was a kid, most anything on unsolved mysteries terrified me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't listen to the intro music, I'd run out of the room but come back for the show.
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BWwwwayooooown! Doo doot do doo doo do doot!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Noooooooooooo! How could you?!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:31:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Samsquanch.
EnvelopedGoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's vodka, Yep 130 proof bud. I'm fucking wasted.
Ted_Denslow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am the liquor...
se7en30 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you look in a mirror and say Biggie Smalls' name 5 times he appears and will potentially do gangsta shit.
VanDelay_Industry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:55:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At night, when I get back to my car to head home from anywhere, I always always check to make sure no ones in the backseat of my car.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basements after 11pm. Fuck basements.
jimmycigarettes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:55:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Razors in water slides
Outdoormusicisfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God....
unclegabby ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:06:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher!
OdoyleRules4life ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:15:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Large Marge - On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:18:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mwahahahahahahahahahahah
OdoyleRules4life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS!!!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ahh that's what was next. I must have seen this movie 1000 times as a kid growing up. I recently just downloaded the torrent but haven't re watched it yet.
"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me, I'm a loner pee-wee, a REBEL. arrivederci, baby"
bigboy351 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:20:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People who wait under your car and slice your Achilles Tendon with a nude
HopelessSemantic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. What?
bigboy351 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit Knife
HopelessSemantic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:14:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, the first way was more interesting.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:36:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bedfellows - a short movie Not really an urban legend, but still the face and the way his eyes moves freaks me out.. Picture Video
coffeeblack1203 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Expertly made. I love this video.
ithinkyoushouldnt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:13:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't remember the exact title or have the link but there was a story on nosleep where if you called a certain number, you would be set for a "meeting" where people would come find you and kill you wherever you were. The story actually listed a number and I called it, and got a message saying my name and number had been recorded. I received a call right after I hung up and almost freaked out. It was my grandma.
CaecusDaemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:32:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you call that number?
coffeeblack1203 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:47:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha all the comments after it of people who called it. It was hilarious. Apparently the number would call back and actually tell you your meeting was set. Whoever wrote it went out of their way to make it authentic.
GuybrushDeepwood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:22:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where the Negros see that leprechaun in the tree. So terrifying... Still makes my spine tingle. I wanna know where the gold at, but do I dare embark into dark magic I don't understand ?
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Andalusite ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:17:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Nothing scares me anymore. Just throw some salt on it.
puba-pudding-jr ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And burn it.
anu26 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Idjit!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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CloudyWithRain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch.
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just the first couple of seasons, though. All that angel stuff was the beginning of the end of that show.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:43:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed children. Is that just a portland thing?
avise_la_fin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:51:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's fairly widespread at this point. The legend itself doesn't bother me, but the accompanying pictures usually do.
MY_CUM_IS_ON_YOU ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:19:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You... I like you.
avise_la_fin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:50:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Username relevant?
ChronicStoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definately the best click in this thread so far 10/10 would get surprised again
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A reward for the bold.
avise_la_fin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a giver.
GamingSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm clicking nothing and assuming this is just a legend about punching kids in the eye.
ssaxamaphone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude yes. The stories are terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah. Parking lots terrify me.
calliope720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a Portland thing specifically? I've only heard bits and pieces.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:05:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one
CelticDaisy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! As I was reading this, it just seemed like, "yeah, okay, not scary or eerie, just a normal ghost story set up," but then wham!! That ending sent chills through me! Wow!
mick44c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the one where he turns up to the motel at night, walks down a corridor of paintings of creepy zombified looking people, goes to his room, walks back down the corridor and discovers the paintings were windows.
2spooky4me
tinycatsays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another version (same punchline)
mick44c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's me
XD
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
XD derp; I didn't even notice.
badbluemoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always loved that one.
CaptainCallus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:06:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT people who don't know what an urban legend is.
angrycomputernerd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rick Ross right?
Lavalampexpress ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:42:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been terrified of saying Candlejack just because of th
JiovanniTheGREAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:58 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what were you trying to say? Did you hit the save button acci
coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, shit! There's been so many people on this thread that have been taken by Candlejack already! God hel
shawric ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:46:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep paralysis is real and scary as shit. Freaks me out when it happens, I don't feel right the entire rest of the day and I get apprehension thinking about going to bed.
gee842 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:17:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a spooky skeleton in your body
KneelinBob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3Spoopy5me
k0mbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
TheFibix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This changes everything.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:48:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Detroit
Chris-boss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:35:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doing a ouija board. Fucking talking to dead people
beating_the_odds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I used to fuck around on those things a few years ago. We would get drunk or stoned and had a blast. We didn't care if it was real or not but sometimes the board would move extremely fast and spell out angry, horrible things. Fuck you cunt. I'll see you in hell. I'll rape you in hell. Etc. I mean I could tell you some stories. Sometimes the board would move so fast that one of us would write out the letters in a notebook.
Anyway, recently I came across one of my old notebooks from that time. I was reading through all the fucked up shit and gibberish when I stopped. The page was labeled with my two friends' names on the top and then I was the one asking the questions. I once thought I'd never be a mother due to health issues. I had asked the board if I would ever have a child.
Right there in the book:
DAUGHTER 2012 RED HAIR YOU WILL SEE
I have a little girl who was born in 2012. She has red hair.
I can't make this shit up. Total coincidence, I'm sure, but it still makes me uneasy.
Solias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe uh... maybe get rid of it, if you can.
Just in case.
beating_the_odds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have three of them and they've been dragged to every place I've lived in the past ten years. I'm kind of attached to them, even though they're cardboard.
rawkamole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ouija boards, just the thought of them give me the shivers. I had a friend who had an Ouija board mouse pad and I thought he was nuts. There are just some things you don't mess around with. You're braver than I, by far.
What other things were in your notebook of interest?
beating_the_odds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So many things. A lot of it was gibberish or half-words. Crazy stories, tales of horror. Sometimes it would be so detailed and articulate it was like it really was real.
kelmel3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That new Ouija movie looks legit.
poopiepantie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:37:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The Witiko
lovesamoan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candyman Candyman Candyman. Even writing it is scary as fuck.
effa94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone explain this? Seems like bloody mary
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty similar (I would guess it's based on Bloody Mary).
I watched too much TV as a kid, so I had actually heard of Candyman before I had heard of Bloody Mary.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of that, what's that one about?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. Skinwalkers. I'm native-american and that shit is scary.
gt35r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anything up in the trees outside when its dark, or anything big walking across the telephone wires above our backyard. The moonlight is typically behind everything so they are backlit very well. I know this isn't a "My biggest fear" thread but if there's any urban legend that hides in trees or just stands in your back yard, that is it.
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must hate Slender Man,then เฒ โเฒ
bilbravo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily ones that terrify me the most, but here are some from around where I grew up in WV.
Flatwoods Monster
Mothman
WV Wendigo creature
cptstupendous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it still an urban legend if it's rural?
/r/skinwalkers
yomama629 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Urban legend" actually refers to the fact that the story dates from the industrial-era or after, as opposed to a traditional or folkloric legend. The skin-walker legend would actually fit the latter description.
cptstupendous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The Greenock Catman....
A man who supposedly was a security guard on a Clyde shipyard in Scotland. The Legend goes that the man would feed local stray cats who showed up at the docks but as the shipyards fell into decay and jobs were lost, this man became more and more poor until the point he assumed the same diet as his cats... Rats. The Catman has been spotted many a time in the clydeside town of Greenock crawling about in back lanes. Video or picture proof is scarce, but The local police have failed on many occasions to call this an "Urban legend".
Yermawsamattress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that there at least used to be a video of him on YouTube if there isn't now.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:54:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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crokinoler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like Mircea Eliade eternal return? Or something else?
onetruebraf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Urban Legend that a lady once shit so hard her intestines fell out.
pluckyduck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:32:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This kind of does happen. It's called a rectal prolapse.
Snake01515 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Run up the stairs when you turn the lights off cause something is gonna grab you into the darkness! I'm 24 and still do this.
thisismyredditacct ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:41:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anything that involves a black guy in a Batman suit.
ibcpirate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:46:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Rake
Even thinking of the pictures scare the shit out of me.
ibanezs15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:46:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly think it has to be the Mothman. Apparently every time you see him something a tragic accident is going to occur.
graydog117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FIGHT FIRE WITH ARTHUR!
SaltySeilde ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:47:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared of a monster or something equally scary under my bed. 24 years old and I still run and get into to bed very fast after turning the light off. When my feet are on the floor beside my bed I just have these images of someone grabbing me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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HasidicDick ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sarah Jessica Parker?
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona
ham-rove106 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Toilet snakes. I check every time.
anothernonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know that was an urban legend. There was a snake (alive!) in my toilet once in the place I lived like ten years ago. I've had snakes come up in the sink in the same house.
And in our current house, we found a snake in my sons' bedroom last year.
This year we've found four frogs inside, and we're being extra vigilante lest they draw the snakes in.
Nilliak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's called a penis son.
Letskeepitmysterious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender man
confuseum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking cops kicking my ass because they can get away with it.
RoxburysFinest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a legendary act, usually happens in urban areas...
YEP! HE'S CLEAR!
Kyriake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check the back seat of my car no matter what time of day it is.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
spring heeled jack
read a book that mentioned him when i was a kid, terrified me, still to this day living in the countryside doesn't help either especially when i usually walk through 3 miles of woods at night to go to the gym and deer go darting across the road
coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is up with so many urban legends and other monsters being named Jack?
Bud_Johnson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I won't stand in a dark bathroom and say "Bloody Mary" three times in a row. Edited for spelling issues.
FarmlessKansan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one that I've come the closest to believing in is Indigo Children. Around when my sister was 10-12 she would talk about seeing people in her room. They would never harm her they'd just sit there while she slept. They scared her but not for any other reason than she thought they shouldn't be there. My parents told her she was just having nightmares and it'd be fine. One day my sister told our grandmother about this and she immediately started telling stories about our aunt who had said the same thing. People who looked like they didn't belong watching her sleep. My grandmother said that our aunt woke her up every night for years and took her into her room to point at an empty chair or corner and ask her to make "them" leave. Sometime later my grandmother claimed she discovered that many children have this type of thing happen. They're called indigo children, and what they are seeing is dead people.
MrShockwave ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ouija board! Hell no. Nope. Nope. Nope. Always wanted to try it just to see. But Nope. Not happening ever under any circumstances dont want to risk a bad or good spirit coming over and haunting me.
mang3lo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:20:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My only Ouija experience... me and my buddies were fresh out of high school, so early 20s give or take. We thought it would be an awesome idea to take a board into a cemetery with us on a Halloween night.
We get there and take out the board, start messing around w/ it. We get some movement on the board (of course the whole "dude stop moving it. I'm not moving it you are! what the heck!?" stuff). Some punk teenagers happen upon us, so we invite them to sit down, partake in our marijuana, and just chill w/ us. They were real dickbutts, being loud and disrespectful about the whole thing. The board stopped moving when they were w/ us. Once they left, the board began moving again.
We think we contacted somebody/something... the board's moving, it's spelling out a name for us, giving us yes/no answers. the whole nine yards. Finally... the board spells out "Leave Now", or something like that. We ask "why do we need to leave?" and the board responds "You are last". over and over again.... "You are last". So this freaks us right the fuck out. We say "goodbye" to the spirit, and pack up and begin to head toward my friend's car.
As we get to the car there is a cop sitting in the parking lot. Of course.. me.. being the obtuse mother fucker than I am.. I volunteer to go up to the cop and speak w/ him. (You know, so we don't look suspicious, or he doesn't just flash us and pull us over as we pull out of the parking lot, etc).
As I'm approaching the cop he rolls down his window. I see he is tapping out on his computer, and writing down on a ticket pad. I'm polite and respectful "good evening officer. Oh.. we're just here trying to give ourselves a little bit of halloween scare, you know?" He asks us if we saw anyone else (because there was a second car in the parking lot as well) and we say that yes.. we did see a group of kids, but we parted ways about 30 minutes ago, and we don't know where they are. etc.
The cop is like "alright, which car is yours?" and I point to my friend's car, and he just says "OK... you guys can go. and don't do this in the future, OK?" I'm like "yes, officer! no problem.... uuhhmm... are we going to get a ticket or something?" I said, motioning to the ticket pad he's writing on.. The cop says "Nope! Just as luck would have it, I'm writing up this other car first. You have good timing that you came back to your car when you did, I was going to do your car last."
we noped the fuck out of there, after politely excusing ourselves.
MrShockwave ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:28:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a good spirit haha but not gunna risk the chances of a bad spirit posessing me! Nope just nope.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't real. They're a toy.
nicoledichotomy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
toilet gators!
NakedManRunnin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OOOH. Here's a one from when I was a kid whenever I visited my Hispanic grandparents.
The Weeping Woman (La Llorona)
This is a story that the old ones have been telling to children for hundreds of years. It is a sad tale, but it lives strong in the memories of the people, and there are many who swear that it is true.
Long years ago in a humble little village there lived a fine looking girl named Maria Some say she was the most beautiful girl in the world! And because she was so beautiful, Maria thought she was better than everyone else.
As Maria grew older, her beauty increased And her pride in her beauty grew too When she was a young woman, she would not even look at the young men from her village. They weren't good enough for her! "When I marry," Maria would say, "I will marry the most handsome man in the world."
And then one day, into Maria's village rode a man who seemed to be just the one she had been talking about. He was a dashing young ranchero, the son of a wealthy rancher from the southern plains. He could ride like a Comanche! In fact, if he owned a horse, and it grew tame, he would give it away and go rope a wild horse from the plains. He thought it wasn't manly to ride a horse if it wasn't half wild.
He was handsome! And he could play the guitar and sing beautifully. Maria made up her mind-that was, the man for her! She knew just the tricks to win his attention.
If the ranchero spoke when they met on the pathway, she would turn her head away. When he came to her house in the evening to play his guitar and serenade her, she wouldn't even come to the window. She refused all his costly gifts. The young man fell for her tricks. "That haughty girl, Maria, Maria! " he said to himself. "I know I can win her heart. I swear I'll marry that girl."
And so everything turned out as Maria planned. Before long, she and the ranchero became engaged and soon they were married. At first, things were fine. They had two children and they seemed to be a happy family together. But after a few years, the ranchero went back to the wild life of the prairies. He would leave town and be gone for months at a time. And when he returned home, it was only to visit his children. He seemed to care nothing for the beautiful Maria. He even talked of setting Maria aside and marrying a woman of his own wealthy class.
As proud as Maria was, of course she became very angry with the ranchero. She also began to feel anger toward her children, because he paid attention to them, but just ignored her.
One evening, as Maria was strolling with her two children on the shady pathway near the river, the ranchero came by in a carriage. An elegant lady sat on the seat beside him. He stopped and spoke to his children, but he didn't even look at Maria. He whipped the horses on up the street.
When she saw that, a terrible rage filled Maria, and it all turned against her children. And although it is sad to tell, the story says that in her anger Maria seized her two children and threw them into the river! But as they disappeared down the stream, she realized what she had done! She ran down the bank of the river, reaching out her arms to them. But they were long gone.
The next morning, a traveler brought word to the villagers that a beautiful woman lay dead on the bank of the river. That is where they found Maria, and they laid her to rest where she had fallen.
But the first night Maria was in the grave, the villagers heard the sound of crying down by the river. It was not the wind, it was La Llorona crying. "Where are my children?" And they saw a woman walking up and down the bank of the river, dressed in a long white robe, the way they had dressed Maria for burial. On many a dark night they saw her walk the river bank and cry for her children. And so they no longer spoke of her as Maria. They called her La Llorona, the weeping woman. And by that name she is known to this day. Children are warned not to go out in the dark, for, La Llorona might snatch them and never return them.
booobp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/NakedManRunnin had the same story it seems. Very creepy.
Sir_Shitstorm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever i read posts like this im afraid to look behind me afterwards
iStreetFightBears ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorta late but my brother had this friend that thought a demon followed him around everywhere. He compared the "demon" to a urban legend creature called "The Rake" (look it up). Only he could see it and said that when he is around people it usually stays away but when he is alone it comes up and just stares at him. He was dead serious when he told us. He begged us to believe him so for is sake we said we did. Last year he joined the army just so he could finally get away from it. So he wont ever have to be a lone. I am an Atheist and so do not believe in demons, angels, ghosts, blah..blah. but every once in awhile I think about it and how serious the guy was. Gives me the creeps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Demons are real. I was in a mental hospital and I saw one. They prey on the weak and scared.
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While I agree with you on their existence, you did not give credit to yourself when you said you saw it in the mental hospital.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the kind of place they frequent. I was psychotic, but I never hallucinated. There were demons there.
Theist17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough.
iStreetFightBears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, until I see one with my own eyes while I am 100% conscious I am going to have to say they aren't real.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be glad you've never seen one. I wish I were so lucky.
iStreetFightBears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am pretty curious though. Since you "saw" one can you describe what it looked like?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It looked like one of the nurses, but it wasn't a nurse. It looked at me and was nothing but pure malice.
iStreetFightBears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting, thanks for the reply.
blink_and_youre_dead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This story has stayed with me for a couple years now since I first came across it:
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/kcl8q/balloons/
I'd suggest starting with balloons and then go back to footsteps and then go on.
Ficadin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:20:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good read.
Gawdzillers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I saw a commercial for a Halloween haunted house, and it had some woman sleeping on her side, when a dude dressed as Ghostface (from Scream) slowly rises from beside the bed. She turns over and screams, jumps out of bed, and starts hauling ass out of her house, all the while these movie killers jumping out at her from the closets and shit. She wakes up and realizes it was a dream, so she goes back to sleep. Ghostface rises up from beside the bed again.
Made me afraid to turn away from the side of my bed for a year (the other side was up against the wall)
teflondon1994 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:01:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the bunny man from bunny man bridge in clifton va. for those of you who don't know... look it up
swimmerboy29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live about 30 minutes away from there and drive under it once in a while. Creepy as shit at night.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anything about stuff that appears in bathrooms. Mine is small, badly lit, and generally claustrophobia-inducing. I don't really have the money to spare to fix the faulty lights, but holy shit have I been freaked out on several occasions when looking into the mirror.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit being under the bed and grabbing me when i wake up in the middle of the night. This leads to my second one: stuffed animals/clowns/people.
okbillybunnyface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is one reason I don't have a bed-frame. The other is because I can't afford one.
mlc885 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
stuffed people are the most terrifying
hubricht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I threw up one time when my uncle locked me in a bathroom after saying Bloody Mary three times. So there's that.
coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your uncle sounds like an asshole.
deadhand7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard a story on here a few months ago about a guy who went into his basement (which didn't have lights for some reason) and when he was down there someone ran up the stairs. He was home alone.
seiyonoryuu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
big-ass rats crawling up through the toilet
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
StinzorgaKingOfBees ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This.
coffeeblack1203 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't click or i'll have to scroll all the way down to this again. What is it?
StinzorgaKingOfBees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Robot Chicken.
hicar128 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard if you say bagool ten times bagool will appear
bflizzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah I ain't afraid of no bagool... Bagool
TheFibix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey wait on, thats just bafool!
babau_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher and his spatula hand.
Anders_A ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:17:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This gives me the chills every time i watch it.
http://vimeo.com/13780892
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man Bear Pig.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the hash slinging slasher
howaboutgofuckyrself ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was always terrified of Dementors. So.
I_believe_it ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it's an urban legend, but I heard a story about a bridge where dogs go to commit suicide, can't remember where I read it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The scary thing about that is the fact that it's not an urban legend, it's HISTORY.
LtKittenKiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
;_;
salamanderwolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
here you go.
SwimmingNaked ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Compassionate conservatism
ufidiot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one appears in the book "Made to Stick" by Chip Heath and Dan Heath.
A friend of a friend of ours is a frequent business traveler. Letโs call him Dave. Dave was recently in Atlantic City for an important meeting with clients. Afterward, he had some time to kill before his flight, so he went to a local bar for a drink. Heโd just finished one drink when an attractive woman approached and asked if she could buy him another. He was surprised but flattered. Sure, he said. The woman walked to the bar and brought back two more drinksโone for her and one for him. He thanked her and took a sip. And that was the last thing he remembered. Rather, that was the last thing he remembered until he woke up, disoriented, lying in a hotel bathtub, his body submerged in ice. He looked around frantically, trying to figure out where he was and how he got there. Then he spotted the note: DONโT MOVE. CALL 911. A cell phone rested on a small table beside the bathtub. He picked it up and called 911, his fingers numb and clumsy from the ice. The operator seemed oddly familiar with his situation. She said, โSir, I want you to reach behind you, slowly and carefully. Is there a tube protruding from your lower back?โ Anxious, he felt around behind him. Sure enough, there was a tube. The operator said, โSir, donโt panic, but one of your kidneys has been harvested. Thereโs a ring of organ thieves operating in this city, and they got to you. Paramedics are on their way. Donโt move until they arrive.โ
coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, at least she didn't kill him. She's a bitch. But not a crazy murdering bitch.
neonchinchilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not an urban legend but the theory that pets can see ghosts or demons always has bothered me when my cat will just stare in a direction, especially if its in my direction but to something behind me.
I've been told they can hear mice or insects in the walls and thats what they look at but its not any less creepy when they do it
AkioGenkei ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why elevator have stop button (Korean Urban Legend) story goes like:
A particular high-school girl, who like most other student in Korea that have hakwon (ํ์ -profit private institute, academy or cram school), gets on elevator one night. Now, students coming home late from hakwon are one of common daily routine for many students in Korea.
As the elevator door is about to close, a man in his early mid 20s or early 30s puts his hand between the door and walks in at last second.
"Well nice to meet you. I guess we are neighbors, I live right below you" and he proceeds to press the 13th floor. For few brief minutes, they have friendly conversation. He speaks in manner that would put anyone at ease, and girl finds herself very comfortable talking to this man.
The elevator eventually reaches the 13th floor, and man gets off. As the door is closing, girl sees the man turning around with a crazy smile on his face and taking a knife out -waving at her.
"Meet you upstairs"
The next day, the girl is found dead. People say it wasn't the killing itself that made the experience so utterly terrifying, but the sheer terror the girl must felt in-between the time as her elevator went up- knowing there's nothing she can do to avoid her death.
bekah_m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, this changes my perspective so much on fun elevator rides. WOAH
AkioGenkei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha glad you found it interesting(?), I always thought one of scariest thing as human can experience is knowing your death is coming but is inevitable
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if anyone remembers this one, but there was one about a couple that was in a car under a tree. The car had ran out of gas so the boyfriend was going to walk to the nearest gas station. The girlfriend begs and begs him to stay, but he refuses. He makes her promise she won't leave the car no matter what she sees or hears... So she's alone in be darkness... And then she hears muffled cries and she huddled herself in the car.. And then something starts scratching the car violently, but still she stays inside, and the scratching soon subsides to a steady drip drip drip.. Then she falls asleep. The next morning she's woken by the police, they tell her to get Of the car, walk away and not to turn back... Course she doesn't listen so she turns around and sees her boyfriends body, hanging headless over the car, his nails bloodied and down to the bone from his scratching.. Terrified me as a child.
GodofCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Murdering Police Officer: A Police officer informs you about a local serial killer but it turns out the police officer is the killer.
This actually happened! In 1974, a woman was in a library when a Police officer informed her that someone tried to break into her car and he would walk her over there. She knew something was wrong when the officer tried to handcuff her and she ran off. Well it turns out that officer was American serial killer Ted Bundy who murdered at least 40 people by luring women with his good looks and "kindness"
kirklandlakesteve ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.......and when he woke up......she was still there!!!
coffeeblack1203 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AHHHHH
KaheykyPants ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher
DomLite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am absolutely terrified of dark rooms with mirrors. Even if I know it's there and expect to see my reflection moving, I still never want to look at them because I'm afraid I'll see something behind me or someone else looking back. Perfectly fine during the day, but at night? Nope.
I also have this weird aversion to having my back to open spaces. It makes me feel like someone is standing right behind me. Outside it's not an issue, but indoors it gets me. Like I have my bed against the wall lined with pillows so I can sleep up against said wall, just to prevent that sensation.
ChiAyeAye ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was a mistake reading any of this.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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whatsername25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:18 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Grudge?
Angrybskt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers, man
EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like the Rake?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first one was easily the scariest. Final cut sucked.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:08:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check my back seat when I get into my car and double check with my arm to make sure no one is hiding on the floor of the back seats wearing black that I might have missed.
whatsername25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:00 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same, though my car is small so I doubt anyone could hide!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:14:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one story (my childhood friends always called it "drip drip drip") where the girl repeatedly sticks her hand under the bed for her dog to comfort her by licking it while ignoring the dripping sound in the bathroom, goes to check it out and it turns out her dog's corpse is dripping blood, "humans lick too" is scrawled on the wall.
nopitynopityno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know a different phrase written on the mirror saying,"it wasn't the dog"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aw man that makes it even more terrifying
Uhhhhdel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:40:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That They All Float Down Here!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Witness_Da_Crispness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
EXXXXCUUSEEE MEE MA'AM BUT IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights?"
RowlTihd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:45:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Russian Sleep Experiment is by far the scariest http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Russian_Sleep_Experiment
frozenchimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is a horror film I would pay to see, then proceed to shit myself.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am afraid of all the hair growing out of my palms and loosing my eye-sight
xxAssassiNxx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We never get these cool supernatural scare stories in the ghetto. We get the boring shit like some dude choking you because he wants your bike or having to run into a store because a shady looking dude is following you.
MissArizona ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People who don't understand the difference between an urban legend and a personal, irrational phobia
jrm2007 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:22:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, very scary. (Yours, BTW, is more of a phobia and less of an UL...)
Jigga_my_Tigga ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:29:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about the hash slinging slasher
johnnytaquitos ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:14:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
black eyed kids
edit: my old band even wrote a song about it.
coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Post song. I want hear song.
Dabugar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:45:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosts? My grandmother said when she was about 5 she was having breakfast in the kitchen and her uncle came by to speak with her, he said something along the lines of "be a good girl" and then he left.
Her mother came in and she mentioned her uncles visit, her mother thought it was a little strange but didn't think anything of it.
A few hours later the police came by to speak with her father (brother of the uncle), they said they had found his dead body in the woods the night before..
regretdeletingthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
My maternal grandmother always wanted to be a nan but unfortunately died before she got the opportunity, at the relatively young age of 54, back in the late 70s. My cousin is currently 32 and would have been her first grandchild. According to my aunty (said cousin's mum), she was hoovering the bedroom one day while my cousin, aged 2 or 3, was in her cot, seemingly babbling to someone in toddler-talk. When my aunty stopped and asked who she was talking to, my cousin said something along the lines of "that lady over...oh, she's gone now". Later that day, she noticed a photograph of my nan and pointed to it, saying 'that's the lady!'.
Fast forward a few years. I was 3-4 years old, and in my bed sleeping. My mum came to see to me because I'd woken up and started crying. She asked what was wrong, and I said 'there was a lady here'. The next day, I notice a photograph of my nan. 'That's the lady!'
I actually had a series of nightmares about a version of the lady (my nan) with no eyes, haunting me through oddly warped versions of family members' houses. Thinking back, I can still remember parts of the dream more vividly than anything that actually happened to me at that age. This probably would have horrified my nan to learn as she was apparently a lovely, sweet lady. Anyway.
Fast forward a few years. My granddad had also passed away by this point, in 1998 I believe. My cousin's daughter, aged probably 5-6, finds a photo and brings it to my aunty. It's a photo of my nan and granddad, though it's two photos merged as they died so far apart there are no representative photos of them together. My cousin's daughter says 'that's my nan and granddad!' My aunty replied 'yes it is, did mummy tell you that?'.
My cousin's daughter said 'no'. She points to the part of photo with my granddad. 'He did'.
This puts me at odds because besides this, which I can't find a logical explanation for, I am a skeptic and non-believer of spirits and ghosts. My belief is that when you die, you slip back into the ether from whence you came; nowhere and nothing. But this...I just can't dismiss it.
I often wonder if my children will experience the same thing. My granddad on the other side of my family passed away last year, so maybe he will pay a visit too. I hope so, I have more experience of him than my maternal grandparents and he was truly a wonderful man of many talents, despite not being my grandfather by blood.
Bonus story: my maternal grandfather (the only who died in 1998) worked for much of his life for Michelin, in the manufacturing of tyres. Because of the materials and chemicals they used, his clothes would always smell very distinctly. Shortly after he died, my mother began smelling the smell around our house, even though he had been retired and not living in our house for over a decade. After a few days it had started to give her the heebie jeebies, so one night she stood on the landing and said something along the lines of 'dad, if you're here, I miss you but you're scaring me'. She never smelt that smell again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two of my cousins died about 2 years ago on Sept. 23 2012, ironically on the birthday of my friend who died a few months earlier.
One of them had a daughter who went up to his wife, my blood relative, and said "Dani and Daddy came up to me this morning and gave me a kiss, they said they love me and will watch over me but that they have to go away now." About 20 min later the police called and upon reaching the police station they found out they both died in a motorcycle accident a few minutes before his daughter woke up.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:28:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once I heard that there's a skeleton inside all of us... I couldn't take it. Too spooky for me.
liberatem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He copies all of your movements too. Three spooky
coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And he's covered in blood.
Mlyle665 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:00:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MAN-BEAR-PIG
TimV55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm super cereal guys!
nuclearstroodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MAN_BEAR_PIG is fing REAL!!
liberatem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Half man, half bear, half pig
whistledick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:18:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Well to Hell.
Relic_Oner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Story time please
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone actually committed suicide in a well about 2 minutes' walk from my house last month.
_Dyson_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Smiling Man
ejb0413 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where the babysitter is told by the parents that their son has been having nightmares about a clown for months and months. Then, of course, the kid wakes up screaming, "The clown is in my room! The clown is in my room!"
The babysitter looks around, nothing. She puts the kid to bed with his nightlight on. As she is leaving the bedroom she checks out the top floor and sees a creepy ass three-foot-tall clown statue smiling in the corner of the parent's bedroom.
When the parents get home she brings up the nightmare and says it was probably the clown statue in their bedroom. The parents look at her, puzzled, "We don't have a clown statue."
The "clown statue" was an insane dwarf dressed as a clown and living in the house for months. He would live in the walls, come out and eat their food when they left the house, and torment the kid while he was sleeping.
tinycatsays ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:34:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite as creepy, but... A Japanese man recorded his home to figure out why his food kept going missing, and discovered that there was a woman living in his cupboard... she had been living there for a year.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHA!
Tehcuda ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:55:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So the company I work for happens to have two separate buildings in the same complex. One occupied. The other, just used as storage. Both big warehouses. I happen to be the only person that is ever in "shop two" and I'm always hearing the walls creak, boxes shift and what not. So last year a neighbor complained of smelling "rotten flesh" so we went to see what the cause was. Eventually found a box heavily duct taped yet it had maggots pouring out of it. Like straight out of a horror movie! So naturally we called the cops since we do work in Pomona which, in itself is like the fucking twilight zone and human remains have been found before. Anyways, they come and open the box. And it's just a bunch if decapitated chickens so at first I'm relived. Then they tell us since there was both roosters and hens so it wasn't cock fighting but most likely a Santeria offering. So I looked it up and saw they do it to "feed the spirits" so now every morning (I get there around 5am) I go in there terrified as shit. The door alarms that we have to alert when someone is entering go off at random, shit falls, the industrial vent fans(?) on the ceiling go out of control even when there is no wind what so ever. Best part is I walk around with a 3 inch pocket knife as if that would help.
Really I Just had to vent
throwaway00776 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:27:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman is Real:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOvzsFmDBno
cptstupendous ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:43:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just CG, yo. Slenderman was born in a Photoshop contest on SomethingAwful.
Even if that video was real, it shows a creature climbing walls. If it is bound by physical reality, then it can be killed. There is nothing on this planet that humans can't kill.
NecroGod ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hopes and dreams :-(
UMDSmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Work where I work, it kills hopes and dreams fast.
Ace_attourney ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope that's a bad photoshop.
PROJECTNARWHAL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too scared to click, what happens?
SchizoFreakinAwesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just watch it it really isn't bad. Far away shot of a long black figure climbing a building.
No_Song_Orpheus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf is that!
effa94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What you get when you cross slenderman and a spider. Your terryfing neighborhood spider
ElmoNeedsAmmo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:33:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna be utterly buried but I've lived in Vermont for about 15 years, there are a lot of "haunted" areas and stuff (I can think of three within half an hour's drive of me just off the top of my head).
I am a huge skeptic, I have experienced a lot of weird shit but I always try to find the logical, tangible conclusion before considering the supernatural. Two places that defied any explanation to this day were Emily's Bridge near Stowe, VT and the "Bag Lady" outside of Castleton, VT.
The story with Emily's Bridge can be looked up, it's a pretty standard "my husband didn't meet me to run from the war so I killed myself and haunt this shit now" story. I went with several friends, filming and 'testing' the area for a class project. It was a full moon and we drove through to the other side of the bridge and some locals pulled up behind us. The driver said he had come before and nothing happened, he wanted to prove once and for all that it was a hoax, pulled off his shirt and walked into the covered bridge with a very "come at me bro" look on his face. Despite the full moon, the second he stepped under the bridge we couldn't see him for shit. He came out very shortly after with a confused look on his face, not the "I told you so" we were expecting. He leaned over to get his shirt off the hood of his truck and from his back three parallel cuts started dripping blood from his back. But there was no tearing of the skin, the blood just looked like it was coming out of his skin in that pattern. We told him, he turned around and he had about a 1" 'X' scratched on his forehead; same deal with no cut, just blood. I still have no damn idea how he would have faked any of that if he did, if you scratch yourself there is always a tear in the skin. They got out of there immediately, our arrogantly skeptical friend said "bullshit", pulled off his shirt and walked towards the bridge. My best friend and I followed him to stop him, she grabbed my hand. As we approached the entrance, it was like the bridge started closing a shutter, or like all the light was being sucked out of it. It was about 20m in length, not hard to see the other side through it, but once you got inside it was so pitch black that my friend and I couldn't even see each other when we were standing a foot apart. We got out of there. The arrogant friend came out after us and just said "we need to go". We drove back through, I was driving my '05 Trailblazer (it was '06 or '07 at the time), an automatic. I got about halfway through the bridge and the power, lights, engine, everything just shut off. We were still moving, the key was still turned. It took a few tries but I got it started again and we got out of there. The car never had any problems before than and didn't have any serious issues after that night until the lease ended. I still have no explanation for any of the things that happened that night, I just know I have no desire to return to that bridge any time soon.
The Bag Lady was an experience I had in '06 after dropping my friend off at college. It was about 2AM and I was getting on the on-ramp to Rt. 4 heading back to Rutland and subsequently back home. There was an old lady on the side of the on-ramp, ragged clothes, a Price Chopper bag in each hand. I remember her image vividly. I slowed down as I drove past and she looked at me. I was a bit of a... liberal youth at the time... and I didn't have a huge issue with being a Good Samaritan, so after short consideration I pulled over to offer her a ride. As I pulled to the side and checked my mirrors there was absolutely nothing on the side of the off ramp. Nothing on the hill leading to the woods, no way she could have gotten to the woods before I stopped, nothing. This was a matter of seconds, there was absolutely no explanation for this. I called my friend from the highway and she said "oh, you saw her too." Apparently, it was a rare sighting in that area but one that other people had seen, I had no knowledge of this beforehand. I lived near that town for 3 years after that, took the on-ramp every day and never saw her again.
I've had weird shit happen in places I've lived in but those occurrences are the ones that stuck with me. Most of the popular urban legends around here I think are bullshit (like the Lake Champlain monster and Glastonbury and all that shit), the lesser known ones are the ones that keep me up at night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, I live in Stowe, and have been to Emily's bridge. Nothing especially creepy happened to me, but it has an eerie feel to it. There are a lot of other haunted areas in Stowe; you should check out the local ghost tours!
ElmoNeedsAmmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm down south so it's tough to get to the northern places when I want to but I've been to almost all the notable southern and central VT spots. Glastonbury is the most notable, I live pretty damn close to it and it's an odd place but nothing really happened there in the many times I have been.
Next time I'm up north I'll have to check out it out!
DafuqsThis ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:20:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher
Cumdumpster71 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman
TheLonelyScientist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black Eyed Kids. I still run inside when I get a creepy feeling outside ay night.
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did they get it started?
Witness_Da_Crispness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah they just kept runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' AND!...
greatewhitedope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The burglar who breaks in but doesn't steal anything. Person develops camera and finds pictures of burglar washing privates with toothbrush, other hideously disgusting things.
If something is disturbed in my house after we are gone, I boil my toothbrush, throw out the shampoo, and change my razor blade. I also check the fridge to make sure things aren't out of place, like cucumbers.
8bitAntelope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
..Are things often disturbed in your house after you're gone? Might wanna get a security system or something if that's the case.
EpicSoundGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
anything to do with Ouija boards. my sister had a bad experience with one when she was in 6th grade; the class used one and while they didn't really get much out of it, strange things began happening for some time afterward, including an unexplained window break hours after they put the board away. also, the Mars Volta's "The Bedlam in Goliath" is centred around a Ouija board that fucked with the band during the whole making of that album.
Insidius1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ben Drowned
__redruM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The concept of demonic possession scared me as a child.
Mullenkedheim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mel's hole
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically the plot of that film hostel. That there are real places like that, or similar, for making snuff movies or whatever.
Fr33Paco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something hiding in the closet, I always make sure the door is closed.
ev6464 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one about a spider laying eggs in your face while your sleeping.
tinyglimmers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The doll with the growing hair and nails.
Witness_Da_Crispness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You realize that it is real right its called the "Okiku doll" it is housed in a shrine in Japan and its hair supposedly grows 25 cm in a year. Not sure about its nails tho.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A crapload of giant camel spiders make a nest in your loft/attic.
Until one day your ceiling caves in.
coffeeblack1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It makes me feel better that Camel Spiders aren't actually spiders, but still.
Waffleshuriken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black-Eyed Children.
Also called Black-Eyed Kids/BEK
jmust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Lady of the Lake. Every place has their different version but growing up I was and still am terrified around mine at night
revenge-dough ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skin walkers
cocopancake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the horror game 'hide and seek with yourself' (forgot the japanese name) did some research and couldn't sleep at all :(
Cuchullion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SCP-106.
Just something about a creature that can move through walls, materialize anywhere, and take you somewhere 'else' to hunt and eat you.
acidcock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this a comic?
edn- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The image when the page loads up will probably make some people jump. There's your warning people.
Cuchullion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, yes, sorry: it is a very unsettling image.
ChanningurTatum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never, ever look in the mirror when it's dark. There could be someone there, watching you and you only catch a glimpse of their skin as they creep silently towards you in the dark.
HerEyesOnTheHorizon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People can lick too.
Ricemonster91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's an urban legend in my town that a guy in a clown suit walks down a road right behind my house at midnight on Sarurday nights. It's weirdly specific but I have never gone on that road on a Saturday night.
kingbabycat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brian Peppers
MarthaGail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tailypo. As an adult I'm still scared as shit that it's coming into my house.
Solias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, tailypo fucked with me when I was a kid. How on Earth can something called tailypo be scary?
MarthaGail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every year they made us watch the video for Halloween at school in the library. I didn't sleep for days.
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I heard was "taily-bone." The creature didn't have a name; it would stalk outside the hunter's cabin for three nights, screaming "Taily-bone, taily-bone, I WANT MY TAILY-BONE!"
The next night, it devoured the hunter, and cried out triumphantly: "Taily-bone, taily-bone, I GOT MY TAILY-BONE!"
Solias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the best legends have tons of variations. The one I grew up with had the hunter owning a dog, and the dog chased the beast one night, and was found dead the next day missing it's tail.
It's always neat to see variations.
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the version I heard had dogs, but I might be mixing it up with the Hairy Man (the dogs run off after "a rabbit, 'cept a rabbit ain't got no long, skinny tail").
The_Dalek_Emperor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think someone may be hiding under my bed every night waiting to slash my ankles.
MajorGutsFree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This! Also under the car and behind the shower curtains at night. Think my family mentally scarred me as a child after they had me watch Urban Legends (the kind of terrible slasher film) when I was 8. Any time I went to pee at night or had to go in the garage, I would quickly sling the curtains open or look under the car
Robertbaker1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Taking a poop and a swarm of insects come from under the bowl and attack you.
JournalofFailure ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, the rumor around the playground was that if you dialed 6-6-6 on the phone the Devil would answer.
I laugh at how silly we were when we were young kids, and the crazy rumours we believed.
But even now, at age 40, I won't dial 6-6-6.
PM_ME_UR_HEADPHONES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a specific urban legend, but I hate mirrors at night. Once when I was on a family vacation I changed in my cousin's room in stead of the bathroom.
I'm always afraid I'll see something.
Same thing with windows too
MadManHatter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The goat man story..... Nightmares and I can never go camping again
kidcoins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
El cucuy
Joopider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one
SweetShakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL people hiding in the back of cars is an urban legend.
HerrCo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of years go were some stories making the round of people going into clubs, discos and such with syringes and injecting people mostly unknowingly with aids.
Fucking disgusting thought.
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I read, people left HIV-infected needles at the cinema, on seats, so people would sit on them unknowingly and be infected. Creeped me the fuck out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to wash my face really fast because I know as soon as I stand back up, I'll see a murderer standing behind me in the mirror.
kinjinsan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The vanishing hitchhiker always raises the goose flesh.
jellisunc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Forever checking behind the shower curtain when I go to the bathroom...
Doublepirate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story of the mothman freaks me out... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
Altaloma23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona
Lolzzergrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candyman
zydecocaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snake in the toilet. You're welcome
mormonminion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Keyser Soze
El_Miyagi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The cucuy (coo-cooy) Mexican urban legend...this fucker was constantly in my nightmares.
RudegarWithFunnyHat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
earwigs in my brain
Suddenly_Something ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, but I can't look up or down a long flight of dark stairs without getting the shivers. When I was younger, my parents left me home alone for the night for one of the first times and when I was about to go upstairs and go to bed, I thought to myself "what if I saw a face peeking over the top step at me." Noped then slept downstairs.
brazilliandanny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a dog owner, Poisoned Hot dogs in the dog park.
But then again Its not a legend
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/01/24/hotdogs_found_in_two_dogfriendly_parks.html
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/06/27/dog-owners-concerned-after-rat-poison-found-in-high-park
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2008/06/24/2_dogs_die_from_poisoning.html
http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=876
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/17/leslieville-dog-owners-fear-poisoning-as-three-pets-convulse-die-after-walks/
oneeyedjoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have emotional scaring from the jolly rancher story.
funkykunai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lizard people
Xperr7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you wouldn't like Argonians, jerk
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The Boston Tickler
Because it just creepy enough to actually be real
earthbutterfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slendy... เฒ _เฒ
Coryperkin15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one on Snopes always scared the shit out of me. There were other variations of this legend in computers, TV's, etc. WARNING: EXTREMELY SCARY SPIDER STORY
coolio579 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People can smell your cum after you jerk off..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers. Ever since This story the idea of them scares the shit out of me.
Bud__Fox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about the giant monster who has absolute control over my internet and has been giving the Winchesters pie not to gank them.
shagsterz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still have never finished the bloody Mary chant in the bathroom
doittuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Waking up in the middle of the night with someone just standing next to my bed watching me...
VentusSpiritus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate how none of these phase me until the time i decide to go sleep.....
KourageWolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Lady in the White Dress.
For those who dont know, if you see a lady in a white dress while driving at night, do not look at her. If you do, she will appear in your rear view mirror.
I always drive home alone at night
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So if I keep my eyes closed and ignore the thumping sounds of running her over, I won't see her in the mirror? XD
Samsterdude14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend told me a story of when he was alone with his dad at home when he was like 3, his dad comes in out of no where screaming "khaaaca khaaaaca" and waving his arms around like he's a bird. Needless to say my friend is terrified of birds at age 16
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend named Steve Holt?
Samsterdude14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No why did his dad do the same
SeanJ84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not many, but there was an old native american legend about a skin stealing evil hunter spirit that would attack lonely travelers in the woods. I had seen a especially creepy drawing of it when I was a kid and even at 30 I am still a tad bit weary of walking in the woods alone.
Offtopic_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/skinwalkers It has it's own sub!
SeanJ84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a skinwalker, it didn't have any transformative powers. It was just an angry old vengeful hunter, and was a one of a kind damned spirit according to the stories I had heard. It was likely based off of the old skinwalker legends thou.
Maria-Stryker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Slenderman. I know it's a crowdsourced creepypasta, but I'm also very glad that I only discovered it after moving away from the woods.
OwlsOnnaShip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OP, PLEASE WAKE UP
El_Richos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Samsquanch. I fackin hate those bastards.
crinklysmilez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Getting in my car and noticing someone hiding in the backseat.
jerajdai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Waking up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys stolen. :(
hdurr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes crawling out of the toilet when I'm having a shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where a girl is home alone and has the dog lick her hand when she gets scared...
only to find the dog nailed to the ceiling and a mental hospital's patient under her bed.
anuspizza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman's Bridge Denton, TX
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Alton_Bridge
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Alternatively, legend tells of a black goat farmer who moved his family to a residence just north of the bridge. A few years later, Oscar Washburn was known as a dependable, honest businessman. North Texans endearingly began to call him the Goatman. But the success of a black man was still unwelcome to many, and Klansmen in the local government turned to violence after he displayed a sign on Alton Bridge: "this way to the Goatman's".
In August 1938 Klansmen crossed the bridge and kidnapped Washburn from his family. They hung a noose on Old Alton Bridge and, after securing it around his neck, threw him over the side. When they looked down to see if he had died, the noose was empty. In a panic, they returned to his family home and slaughtered his wife and children.[2]"
That ended terribly ._. The Goatman gets no vengeance.. he disappears from the noose, panicking the clansmen who kill his whole family. How happy o_o
anuspizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well the reason it's an urban legend I'm terrified of, is because they say that if you go over the bridge with your lights off, he's waiting on the other side and takes the driver away. People have found empty cars and missing persons reports have been filed after people drive over that bridge with their lights off. Denton has a Paranormal Investigation team that looked into it and they pretty much just confirmed the legend. Not that I put any stock in the paranormal, but it's a bit too real for me. TL;DR the Goatman haunts the bridge and people have gone missing from the bridge.
garrettj100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"No, don't drive away, lady! There's someone in the back of the car!!"
crimsonazuresun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. I always double check the back seat.
kinko_vox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary
UvVodkat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I'm on the verge of falling asleep, I do the whole "close eyes for a few seconds, open them for a bit, close again" so on and so forth. I get really scared each time that one of the times I open my eyes, someone will be in the room.
ChristineNoelle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to live in Hawaii and have always been fascinated with island folklore and urban legend but by far the scariest is the night marchers. They are ghosts of Hawaiian warriors who march from their burial sites to previous battle spots or sacred places. Legend says if you hear their drumming and chanting at night you should lay flat on your stomach, avoid eye contact, and stay out of their way otherwise they will steal your soul and force you to march with them for eternity. Scary stuff.
shredmx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That if I dont repost my myspace bulletin about the scary girl who haunts her family or forward it to 14 friends, she will come haunt my family
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
supernatural season 1
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch it, there'll be peace when you are done.
xRAiNZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
normalpornfornormalpeople
Originalaccountwontw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SMILE DOG. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
DON'T YOU DARE 'SPREAD THE WORD'.
AllrightsunnyD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The cum box
chewster69lol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Smile.jpg
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about the Russian Sleep Experiment.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Russian_Sleep_Experiment
t3hSiggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The number of people referred to seems so inconsistent that it actually distracted me enough to keep it from being super scary.
What a shame.
Vaux1916 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up on a Quarter-Horse farm in a very rural, hilly, heavily-wooded area in Appalachia. There was a local legend kind of like Bigfoot, only this creature was aggressive and would kill you if it caught you out alone. My after-school chores included feeding the horses and dogs, and cleaning out stalls. I always hated Winter time because it would get dark before I could finish my chores... and it was a 1/4 mile walk from the barn to the house... through the woods... and something would always be rustling around in the underbrush, just out of range of my flashlight.
88warhorse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This place by where I live. http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2336318
ssaxamaphone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hands down its gotta be the black eyed kids...
Iamaredditlady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Black-Eyed Children
http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2013/11/16-peoples-terrifying-encounters-with-the-black-eyed-kids/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The spider under the toilet seat.
Spacecool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a child I found this really old book of legends and the occult in the library. The stories that scared me were the satyr sightings in England. The illustrations of Pan were far more terrifying than the Disney's Hercules portrayal.
like_as_if ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid, my mom always told me that if you looked into a mirror to long the devil would appear. I think this was her way to discourage vanity and all that but fuck, I was so scared of actually seeing the devil.
Witness_Da_Crispness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother would say "Never get a piercing because they are the Devils swing"
Steez-n-Treez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
never have and never will say "candy man" or "Bloody Mary" or any other shit for that matter, in the bathroom with the lights out
emiliodmc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Earwigs
They crawl into your ear while sleeping and eat your brain and manipulate it. Plus they look creepy as hell. Nope.
PerhapsPossibly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You make it sound terrible. An earwig crawled into my head one day and since then has formed a symbiotic relationship with my brain and I'm not sure what all he's done in those 15 years, but... we've never been happier.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was an episode of Night Gallery called 'The Caterpillar' that you probably should avoid.
FuckFrankie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marketers using reddit to get ideas.
BaconForThought ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman. Fuck that.
ReyRey5280 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
911 conspiracy being true.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed children.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2013/11/16-peoples-terrifying-encounters-with-the-black-eyed-kids/
orbweaver82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None of them. I'm a rational person.
uberphaser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bobbum Man.
DrakeStone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The call is coming from inside her blouse."
destructoBear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one has mentioned "The Russian Sleep Experiment" or "The Rake"?
FroggyFrug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Keyser Sรถze
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess it's not really an 'urban legend', but it still creeps me out to think about it. I live in Utah near the cave that Ted Bundy would use to hide bodies and stuff. I went up there with a group of friends when I was 17 and we went into the cave around midnight. We were camping up the canyon a ways and walked down to explore. As far as we know, there wasn't anyone else near us in the canyon.
We went to the cave and didn't see anything of interest, shining our flashlights, there was some rocks that looked like someone had stacked on top of each other to form some sort of shrine or altar or something like that. Mainly, there was just that creepy, ominous feeling because of the thought that it was in this cave that Bundy had raped and murdered so many women. It wasn't that cool, so we just left. Returning to the campsite, sitting around the fire, we started roasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories. Two hours later, my buddy suggested we go back and tell ghost stories inside the cave.
When we returned, around 2am, we flashed our lights around the cave and they landed on that rock shrine thing. It was broken, like someone had pushed it over and there was something wet on it, like it had been dripped on top of it. Following the drip trail, we saw wet red paint (I guess it was paint) above it that read, "GET OUT". None of that was there when we had first explored it two hours ago.
We got the hell out, jumped in our cars, and went and slept in our own houses that night. I told my little brother about it and last month he and his friends went to check it out. He said that the "GET OUT" was still on the wall.
jordan2b7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comcast & fast lanes.
KOB4LT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man Bear Pig.
theorhettical ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love reading everyone's scary stories and experiences. I live out in the country in SC, and have spent lots of time out in the woods. Scariest thing I've every encountered is coyotes.
Truly the scariest thing in the woods at night is the human imagination. Just glad mine isn't as fucked up as some of yalls.
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't seen the lizardman? ;)
(I've got family in the lowcountry...)
theorhettical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha! Dude... the lizardman scared me growing up! But I've never seen him.
For those curious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizard_Man_of_Scape_Ore_Swamp
HareyCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman and all the creepy stuff that happened around it, like the men in the black suits....shudders I dunno why I chose to watch that documentary at 2 in the morning...alone. >_>
Xanaoded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zeke the plumber...
xlindsey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That 3 AM is the hour where ghosts come out. I try to be in bed before then
jdw4928 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story about waking up with one of your kidneys gone in a bathtub of ice and not knowing how you got there.
zizabeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Expressionless
This will always be the creepiest thing I have ever read.
doublestack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hairy palms and blindness.
Geckosaurus_1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those fucking Marble Hornets videos about slenderman. I watched like 30+ of them when I was 11 and didn't go outside at night for a month. ( To explain, I live in a heavily wooded area; where most of the slenderman legends take place.)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.snopes.com/military/stamp.asp
bangwhimper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But how does he write a secret note without hands?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The version I like is "They have cut off my tongue"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Goat Man.
The_Yar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about duct tape being originally spelled duck tape.
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Duck tape is actually a brand of duct tape. o-o
The_Yar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is true.
Paradigm6790 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've done it dozens of times, but I can never say "Bloody Mary" in front of the mirror with 100% confidence.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The creepy pasta with the two guys who go caving. Here it is. I probably had to stop reading it about a dozen times because I was terrified. Nothing has ever done that to me before.
s3npai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hitori Kakurenbo ... http://hideandgokill.wikia.com/wiki/Hide_and_Go_Seek_Alone
Chief_BOOMSHAKALAKA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona... look that shit up.
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She did it all for love
Chief_BOOMSHAKALAKA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't make it any less creepy. When I was a kid I'd hate being outside alone because I thought she'd take me away and drown me.
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know it was story to make sure the kids didn't get close to the water, fall in and drown.
Chief_BOOMSHAKALAKA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do now, but I didn't as a small child. That shit was real to me.
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it kept me from drowning when I was a younger
Jota769 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one they just made a tv show about where suddenly a bunch of people vanish and are taken to heaven.
Laevo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I step to get into my car someone will reach out from under and slice both my Achilles tendons :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
el chupacabra
masterdebator88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have two dogs, actually my whole life I've never been without two dogs. The urban legend that scares me the most is the one where there is a person under the bed licking the mans hand instead of it being his dog...
My dogs love to crawl under my bed and sleep. They are two pitbulls who are very good guard dogs as well. But I am always hesitant to slide my hand under my bed and pet them while watching tv in my bedroom. It freaks me out thinking its not my dog licking my hand but a psycho killer.
That is why I wait for my wife to pet the dogs first. If she says its ok, then I am fine :p
hestond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
moth man
Coast_watcher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward's Suicide
legendofdirtfoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Men In Black. Not the shitty family friendly movie version.
JCMoch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary. Easily my biggest fear of all time. I can't look in the mirror at night AT all and if someone jokes with me about it I become livid.
Buddyinthecity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Getting a kidney stolen.
Actually I fear for the recipient since both of mine have failed.
swagdiddily ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff The Killer, whenever I'm home alone at night I'll scream "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE" just in case. And I close all the windows.
stupidrobots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where a girl gets her hand licked by her dog when she's scared. One night she hears a weird dripping sound and her dog licks her hand and she goes back to sleep. The next morning her dog is hanging from the shower head with its guts ripped out and written on the mirror is "people can lick too"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary. I KNOW she isn't real, but for some reason it downright terrifies me to be in the same room as a mirror at night.
un1cornbl00d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read it here on reddit but it was about a crashed car that was used as bait for a satanic cult. EDIT: I found it!! (quick read btw) http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dangerous_Roads
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story of the red eye through the keyhole
Mainly because when the realisation of what the writer was hinting at hits you it's like "Ohh. Wait... OHHH SHIT!"
RockLoi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend, most of those never bothered me too much, but after watching the grudge... when they lift up their bed covers and the face is right there.
I'm getting goosebumps just writing this out. It's supposed to be the one place that's safe goddamnit!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pool sharks, God damned pool sharks. I refuse to swim after dusk...it's their feeding time.
sunny_person ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where you say bloody Mary's name three times into a mirror and she comes out and kills you. That and the Donkey Lady.
casiewilliams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
having sex non missionary style
madhattersteatime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skunkape
brperry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Native American Skin-Walkers.
Doctor_Khallos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Japanese poem "Tomino's Hell" creeps the hell out of me. People say that if you read this poem out loud bad things will happen like getting sick or even dying. After I read the story, I stubbed by pinky toe on a door frame and that was enough to terrify me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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chudleycannon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate that fucking doll! Not clicking the link. It was on Scariest Places on Earth or something when I was younger, nightmare fuel.
darthrevan140 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La llorana Im not a child anymore but basically shes a female ghost that drowns little kids.
kawakami252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to Grimm I'm now aware of this terrifying legend.
darthrevan140 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Supernatural has an episode about it as well. That one was worse because it killed you if you were a man in a relationship.
kawakami252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have to watch that episode now, thanks
darthrevan140 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its the first one I believe
Puntley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend but a spooky-spook nonetheless.
I hate looking away from mirrors, because I'm horrified that my reflection will just keep looking at me.
AkiraFireheart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:36:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's to say it doesn't?
Puntley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it does. Who doesn't want to keep looking at me?
chudleycannon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Why would you say that? :(
Nettiedreads ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been scared of flashing my headlights at drivers who do not have theirs on for fear it is gang initiation and they kill the first person who does. Thanks, mom.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Argentine gnome
peanutismint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3 - Razorblades in halloween candy.
2 - HIV-infected hypodermic syringes in coin return slots.
And smashing them both into nothing,
1 - Snakes coming up through the toilet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think about snakes coming up the toilet too! It makes me shiver just thinking about it.
drivendreamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pint-Sized Slasher
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I travel a lot for work so I am always thinking in the back of my mind that I'll be drugged and then wake up in a bathtub of ice with my kidneys gone or something.
Source: My nightmares.
Stanley232323 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the ones about people finding giant tropical spiders in bundles of bananas.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A guy in my summer school class works at jewel and said there was a scorpion in the produce. Someone got stung and they had to call 911.
Barxdale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The barely visable razor mounted in the centre of a waterslide by some sadist during the night making the first slider of the day extend his/hers buttcrack all the way to the neck. The image of this legend always sent chills down my spine. This is why, as a child, I always let my younger brother ride the slide first.
LarryLove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aw fuck
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend, but a good short story I read recently.
I have no mouth and I must scream by Harlan Ellison.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a tall tale they tell in Boston about the New York Giants. Too outrageous to believe.
theknightinthetardis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tulpas. To me nothing is scarier than the collective managing to will something horrible into existence just by believing in it.
Moon_of_Ganymede ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think 1984 explains this very well:
That's what a collective tulpa is. There would be discrepancies among each member's acount of the tulpa, but that would only add to the creepy factor.
So, yes, this is "real".
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black Eyed Kids.
Dibble_it_is ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Bruce Jenner is a real person. That scares the hell out of me.
TheGreatMagus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For no apparent reason, it is the mothman, specifically picturing it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The one about when one is waiting to get into his/her car and someone underneath slashes their achilles tendon always makes me cringe whenever i am in parking garages or downtown.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Bearcoon.
Kaneshadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about waking up drugged in a bathtub full of ice with no kidneys.
droznig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That actually happens, not often but it does happen, mostly in places like India and China where black market organ trading is more common.
Apparently there was one group in India that stole ~500 kidneys over a 9 year period.
BockscarRockstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a lot of people have mentioned skinwalkers. I've heard some pretty disturbing stories about the things and stories always creep me out. I'm sure some if not most are over exaggerated, but I wouldn't like to ever meet one if these things appeared face to face. Seriously just leaves me with a bad feeling just mentioning them.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've still never written a post about Candlejack because I'm so terr-
Karl_Cross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who the hell is Candlejack? Never heard of
dashieundomiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually never heard of..this...is it that if you say the name, he'll get you? Is it safe for me to google it? Lol
melonaders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not forwarding on chain mails as a kid. Now I'm afraid Ronald McDonald is going to kill me whilst I sleep.
morgeous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My kid said Candyman in front of the mirror five times the other day as we were about to brush our teeth and I nearly choked. I literally screamed 'what the hell are you doing?!!' - she rolled her eyes and laughed at me. Smug children and their bastard courage...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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The_AshleemeE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did the same with "Ben drowned" when I was pretty young and didn't understand that creepy pastas were fake xD
Thartperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, Slenderman scares the hell out of me.
squidward182 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
we're never going to progress as a race if half the planet still believes in ghosts.....
sjbtiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*we're
maredith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i am more afraid of the non-legends. like child rapists, murderers, killer cops, and other people like that. unfortunately, the real dangers of the world are much more frightening to me.
nintendontyoudare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting on mobile so I can come back and read these after work....at night.
RoxburysFinest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OW I BURNT MY HAND... at night...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wanders the streets at night looking for victims and it scourges the streets for loose change.
Every now and then the mythical beast is called "OP mom works as a prostitute"
kareteplol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Stories in Korea where kidnappers abduct you and put you alone in a small fishing boat anchored in the middle of nowhere in the sea. They bring food and supplies and collect the fish every now and then. But you're trapped on the boat, no way off, no way to get help, or know where you are. You will be trapped and continue fishing until you grow old or die.
SyMag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of scary Korean stories... http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
harbingerhammy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be terrified of Slenderman for a while, but I realized it was just because I was high and alone at night, walking back home. Didn't help that everywhere on campus people had put up Slenderman posters because it was Halloween.
Ben Drowned caused some sleepless nights for me, when I was keeping up with the lore, but I quickly outgrew it when I realized how it was being accomplished.
But the one thing that continues to scare me that I DO NOT FUCK WITH is The Rake. I live in the Northeast, so its particularly terrifying. One of my friends said he "saw one" at the edge of his bed once, but I'm sure it was his mind playing tricks. But I try not to learn about it, because I just straight up don't want that to happen to me. All of the images and lore surrounding it chill me to the bone.
I also used to live in Lawrence, Kansas near Stull, Kansas and had a particularly spooky experience there. For those that don't know, Stull is one of the "Seven Gateways to Hell" where a witch who had given birth to a "spawn of Satan" was hung. They try to restrict access to the graveyard there, but there's a normal grave yard that's accessible. I specifically remember one night walking up there with my friends, and talking about the lore and spooky shit that has happened to other people. We opened the gate without closing it and starting walking up the hill that the graveyard was situated upon. We got to the top, and one of my friends stated, "That's where they hung her" and we heard a terrible wind blow from behind us, rustling the branches, and creating an eerie cacophony from the trees. Needless to say, we bolted to the entrance...which was now closed. We vaulted over the fence and ran to our car for a quick getaway. I have not been back since. My friends have supposedly had far worse experiences there and was happy mine was relatively vanilla.
TL;DR Fuck the Rake, and I had a scary experience at Stull, Kansas, a "Gateway to Hell"
EweBrynner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard the Bloody Mary story in third grade and to this day, many years later, I refuse to even look at a mirror in a dark room. I don't care if you have to say her name to make it work, I know she's in there, I know she's watching me, and I'm going to die. Adding to this, the Family of Blood episode of Doctor Who when the little girl is trapped in the mirror...just...fuck mirrors.
Kazooguru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had an older woman who was our bus driver in grade school. Her name was Mary and we called her Bloody Mary. She was a tough old bird that didn't put up with any nonsense, drove like a bat outta hell, and could handle treacherous road conditions with ease. I was terrified of her.
dashieundomiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Daaamn.... I had nearly forgotten that episode. Will not sleep tonight.
Absolute_momentum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would say SlenderMan, but after playing $20 mode in SlenderMan, I can't help but laugh at the thought of it all.
kilroy123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: No real urban legends, just people scared of random shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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NapoleonTheCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I'm not the only one who remembers haha.
throwawayaccount9988 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While driving, if a car flashes their brights behind me, I always check the back to make sure there isn't someone with a knife.
baroja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's more internet legend, but that Lolita Sex Toys post from the deep web. You can find it, but don't forget you cannot un-read it. No porn, but seriously nsfl
fozzy143 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple Aki.
Context:
Modern day bogeyman' banned from touching muscles claims he's the victim of police witch hunt.
Padankadank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Step on a crack and break your mothers back. My greatest fear in life.
Skuggi91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chupacabra :S
Simon_Richie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pop Rocks and Coke. Poor mikey.
Zeekezoid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher
EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's no legend...
TotalRad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised nobody has mentioned the Smith Sisters Murdered Anonymously. I now hate being home alone, especially at night.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Smith_Sisters_Murdered_Anonymously
d3adbaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck....
TotalRad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
inorite?!?!
lofisystem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jersey City Devil. I'm scared of that asshole in Texas.
EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I googled that and it looks like some sort of model glitch in Goat Simulator
MarkoSeke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drop bears.
WalterWhiteRabbit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black Eyed Kids...
soulaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candyman, it's been 20 years and I still don't say his name in a mirror.
Odd_Tactics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared of the serial killing munchkin that's hiding in my toilet to stab me in the butt while I poop.
LadyFajra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why I avoid walking around at night
BLACKHORSE09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I thought there was a monster that was coming to get me, but whenever I thought about him it sent him to the other side of the world where he'd have to start his walk all over again. 21 now, I still think about him every year or so when I'm on the toilet. ya know, just to make sure.
jeffegolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unique, and very interesting reason to never forget the thing you're afraid of.
c1202 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rolf Harris
RimRocka09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Smiling Man
SoundMedicine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That "Teeth" movie.....
sthdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I lived in a very old 3 story house In Clinton Louisiana. My great grandmother owned it and passed it through my family on my dads side. Every night you could hear footsteps (when everyone was asleep obviously) coming up and down the sprial wooden stairwell. Sometimes you could even hear the faint cries of a baby really late at night. We had no neighbors near by for atleast 1/2 a mile. Some nights I would be so scared I would call out to my older brother, who would also be scared shitless of all th noises he heard in and aroujd his room. But wheb I would scream for him ( note I was 13 at the time. And not really all that stupid. He was 18). He would come running into my room and sleep next to me. This happened atleast 3 times a week... there are many more stories but they are too long to write at the moment. We sold the house in the end. The people who bought it tried to renovate it but cl,uod not keep any worers there longer than a couple of days due to the bezar and sometimes violent happenings. True story bro.
paradoxreaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched the Mothman Prophecies a while ago and thought hey this is kinda scary but i don't think i'll loose sleep over it, then i googled mothman. Turns out a lot of people believe he's real and there's pictures of him everywhere and sleep ended up evading me for nearly a week. Wiki: Mothman imdb: The Mothman Prophecies
neuropathica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about being in the bathroom, in the dark, looking in the mirror and saying "Bloody Mary" three times.
I am old enough to forget what is "supposed" to happen. Someone will be able to say. I just know that going to the washroom at night or in the house when no one is home creeps me out.
TL;DR Anybody want to Skype while I pee???
kickasshobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher
fuzzyshorts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bitches that be fucking a dude just to give 'em the virus. Fuck dat shit!
MongrelMatty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, my mum jokingly sang a song "there's a Redback on the dunny seat" (I'm Australian and that's an Aussie spider), and I've needed to check the toilet seat continuously while using it ever since.
Redbacks are everywhere here, and they are poisonous but very unlikely to kill unless your small, sick, or old.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The tooth fairy. Wtf does she do with all those teeth?
Egungon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gawd damn lockness monster
NewPhi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a girl who lives in a bad neighborhood with just her and her parents. One night, the parents leave to go out on the town, leaving the girl alone with just the tall rottweiler they gave her for protection. As all the lights go out in the house and the sun goes out she gets under her covers in preparation for sleep. When she is just about to fall asleep, a light tapping noise comes from downstairs. She gets scared and drapes her hand over her bed where the dogs licks it lightly. She feels relieved as she feels the dogs soft tongue touch her hand. Then it happens again, the sound from downstairs. This time it is louder and more deliberate. Now she is terrified and reaches her hand over for her dogs protection once more. Throughout the night, she continues to hear strange noises from downstairs. Some piercing, some pulling, some sharpening. Each time reaching her hand over the end of the bed for protection. Then she hears a strange piercing inhuman scream from the bathroom just outside her door. She gets up, and tentatively moves into the bathroom. As she enters her feet slip on the ground and she lands on something warm. She reaches up to turn on the lights and finds her skinned dog on the ground in front of her, still bleeding. And on the wall, in the dogs blood is written "humans can lick too".
brookecapulet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I read pretty much all of these and had decided that none of them were scary. And then the bathroom lights went out at work while I was in there. Still only slightly alarming.
Then the motion lights went on where I know no one is at right now, as I'm the only one in my office. I investigated, and there really was no one there.
I was kinda nervous when I clicked the elevator button and got on. I clicked floor 1, but was taken to floor 5. No one was there. I pressed floor 1, and the doors closed, but the elevator didn't move. I pushed all of the floor buttons, and the elevator door just opened back into floor 5.
I took the stairs. Fuck you guys.
rocklikeastone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably too late on this. But I fear that if my foot is sticking out of my covers someone will be at the foot of my bed ready to kill me. Probably based off that story where the girl has a hard time sleeping because of a drip in the bathroom but she puts her hand off the bed and her dog licks it. But eventually she gets up and the dog has been murdered and is hanging in the shower dripping blood and a note is in the bathroom about how he thought she 'tasted good.' yeah now I'm scared again.
Silverfin113 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The caver story
Haydendrofnad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend but when I'm going to sleep I don't like to let my feet hang over the edge of the bed. I'm always scared something would grab them
Screwhead31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:42 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
Crov ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, I think Candlejack is pretty sca-
dogfunky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can just say goodbye to going outside forever after reading these stories
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saying "whose there" when I'm home alone, and having someone answer "me".
Also sleeping on the top bunk and hearing sheets rustle. NOPE!
Hashslingingslashar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just read my autobiography.
DJsarcasm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember hearing about this gang or rouge med students who would drug you at a party then steal your kidney. That was a very real fear in my life for years.
kittymeomeow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mothman
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my dad saw that guy
CharlieThunderthrust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:24:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
story?
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:37:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't tell me much because he doesn't want to talk about it too much, but he was driving at night when he saw it 3 feet from his car window moving 60 mph staring at him, wanting him to crash. it followed him for a while before loosing interest. lots of crazy unbelievable things have happened to him.
iPutTheScrewNTheTuna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:01:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What else has happened to your dad?
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens, FBI crap, shape shifters, and more that he hasn't told me.
hambone8181 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:07 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I realize I'm woefully late but i distinctly remember reading a story on here posted by this guy who was haunted by this lady with an orange... It was like a series of posts and I never saw a conclusion or heard about it again. It was super creepy
Xistinas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That god damn orange.
It was terrifying.
EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shutters The Orange....
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:25 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im 21 and my closet needs to be closed at night for me to fall asleep.
Zombette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been freaked out by people that break into people's houses and hiding under their beds and closets. That's frightening.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Slenderman. The MarbleHornets version.
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can you elaborate?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go look up MarbleHornets. It's really impossible to explain.
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just sleep with the lights on tonight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't look out the windows, and for the love of god KEEP YOUR DOOR OPEN.
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why would I keep the door open?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In MarbleHornets, closing and re-opening a door is not a guarantee you'll walk into the room that you want to. Portal doors.
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what if two people open the same door at the same time?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They covered that. They both saw different, empty rooms.
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or if a hole were put in the door what would be seen?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that the portal doors only work with doors that are fully closed, ie no holes etc. There was one case of a hotel room in MH where the lady didn't close one door, but the door that joined the rooms together was closed, and upon opening that it created a different room than the one accessed by the hallway.
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what about gaps under the door (1.5 inches)?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not an expert on MH but in its canon one can hear banging and crashing from a room and see stuff under the door and open the door to a different room with no banging and crashing inside.
I_DONT_GET_IT_NOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:52 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would the other side with banging be the intended room or other room after portal and what would make the noise, Slendy?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:49:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The side with the banging was intended. The noise was never explained.
Stop asking and go watch it.
scrivenette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Midnight Man.
http://urbanlegendsonline.com/the-midnight-man/
meganjoella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's always stories of opening the medicine cabinet, and when you close it, you see someone standing behind you in the mirror's reflection. Or, you're washing your face and when you look up, someone is behind you in the mirror. Now I'm super paranoid about opening and closing mirrored cabinets. I also hate having to wash my face in the sink of my bathroom.
Kellianne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:26:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh shit, now I am too. I check behind the shower curtain.
SEX_ROBOT_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically terrified that I'll end up in a "saw movie" situation. I know I'd die. Painfully
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Occamstazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who lives in Alabama and just read that story, fuck everything about this entire thread. Why did I even come in here?!?
whatsername25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:45 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We're all masochists :)
AnalogPen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, I love that story, but it does not scare me that much. Why do people find it so terrifying?
whatsername25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:17 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just the idea that something unknown can be lurking right under your nose, I guess.
Kellianne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:32:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was warned not to go to one of the malls in town because someone was hiding under cars and when you'd go to unlock your door he would slit your Achilles tendons so you couldn't get away then abduct and kill you. That was about 15 years ago. I still check under any car I am getting in from a distance of course, even in my own carport.
mmmpancake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. Now you've added an extra thing to my routine life.
Thinking about Achilles Tendon injury to me is like purposely getting papercuts between your toes and fingers.
Kellianne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tore mine-not all the way through. It hurt like an SOB and took forever to heal.
whatsername25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:59 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Urban Legend and Kill Bill did it for me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:20 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand this one. I remember reading it on snopes and thinking how high are American cars that someone could slide under it? In the UK my cat has to squidge down to get under the cars :)
Kellianne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:45 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can pretty much get under them to work on them without a lift for some things. I don't know how much maneuvering room there would be as I don't plan on getting under one. Unless of course someone is chasing me.
themanoftin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, mostly a conspiracy theory that really terrifies me is the one that the United Nations or the real higher ups of the United States government have a cure for cancer, but they're selling it bit by bit for more profit. And the one that there really is a free, infinitely expendable energy source, but the government is hiding it to keep big Oil tycoons in business.
jrf_1973 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Olde London Towne.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:39 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Up vote for two ronnies reference, made my day :)
jrf_1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:33 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's my card."
"But there's no name on it!"
"Well, I wouldn't presume."
"And there's no address on it!"
"Well, I'm never at home."
suclearnub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:08:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then who was phone?
CGA001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:24:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you say "Biggie Smalls" three times into a mirror, he appears behind you and shoots you in the face.
AnalogPen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can he shoot you in the face from behind?
EnderGolem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't question Biggie Smalls.
CGA001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:28 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody knows.
Those who find out never lived to tell the tale.
KurrKurr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The blow job on the necrophiliac. Disgusting.
Pat_Mustard2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This guy was an urban legend local to us...
Turned out he was real...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke
germanwhip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im moving to chester in a few months, should I worry for my anus?
Pat_Mustard2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always worry for your anus - but no one is safe anywhere, a mate of mine spotted him on the train to York last week - he's got a few miles under his belt...
Even spotted on a flag at Glasto a few years ago...
http://oi30.tinypic.com/25fhoj8.jpg
germanwhip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im a southerner, so I'll take that as sage advice before living around you Scally northerners ;)
Pat_Mustard2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:23 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be safe though - pretty much everyone up here knows about him so if he is around you'll know. People behave like Meerkats that have spotted an Eagle when he's around...
BuckyBallSack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Samsquamch.
McGuinness_CGN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, and that one:
"I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, 'Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.' I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, 'Daddy, there's somebody on my bed.'"
Jerbsybear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:44:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hell no, I'm not doing this shit. Whichever one of you wins gets to be my son."
bob_the_corn_cob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:17 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Keith
BobDunphy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:08:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:16:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be rewarded with Gold and the top comment for the fright you've just given me!
UltraRascal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That you need to live your life a certain way based on the bible and that there is a man who is always going to have his eye on me. When I die I will be judged and go to a wonderful place called heaven or if I ever masturbated I will go to a terrible place called hell!
calliope720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I'm with you on the sentiment here, but every time this thread or a variation of it comes up, like, ten million people give this answer. TEN MILLION NO EXAGGERATION. Seriously, not an original burn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That you break your hymen when you go horse back riding.
Acebulf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that terrifying? Hymens break all the time from non-sexual activities.
Kappa_the_imp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um. That's not really an urban legend, that's just something that happens occasionally. Girls break their hymens doing all kinds of things. I broke mine walking the dog when the leash got tangled in my legs and the dog took off running effectively punching me in the vagina with a rope.
Brown-Crayon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
Alex_The_Redditor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The legend of El Chupanibre
LiquidSwords89 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:34:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when im laying in bed and my girlfriend is sleeping next to me i can't help but check her face a few times before i fall asleep to make sure she hasnt been possessed or switched by some demon with a huge smile on his face waiting for me to look.
this here is 100% to blame for me doing that. creepy as shit.
Neebat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Vaccines cause autism.
Other urban myths are stories intended to keep you awake at night. This one, people actually believe. And it actually kills people.
milkymaniac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sarah Palin graduated from college.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kanye West.
seven_seven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you seen this man in your dreams?"
http://www.thisman.org
Really, really freaked me out when I first saw it.
Radicalnessman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is ugggggggly
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because of his eyebrow? o_o
peytong67 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:59:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In my county, there was a rumor of a guy going around dressed like a clown who claimed to be HIV positive. He would cut his finger and get blood on people and then run off. Never confirmed by any news source, but people claimed to have sighted him in parking lots over the years.
Nicole_Lee_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He would have to get his blood somewhere like their eye, or nose or mouth or an open wound the other person had. Wiping his blood on someone's arm would cause no harm. Even if he did manage that, it's unlikely they would become infected.
Tarable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good god that would be terrifying.
SkyScooter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
snooki
just_jump ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:15:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I wake up in a bathtub full of ice after losing consciousness for a few hours I always check to make sure my kidneys are still there. Stupid, I know, but I do it everytime!
GoldenRhinoceros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I reading these?
jeffegolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just thought the same thing myself...
Crustybottom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hitchhiker that you accidentally hit with your car and he ends up chasing you down, yelling "Thanks for the ride, Lady!"
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:43:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which
DreamingIsFun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: No one that knows what an urban legend is.
dashieundomiel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Okay...weeping angels. Mainly because I have a stone angel cat in my room, where I sleep.
Edit: It's waiting.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid of Muslims. I always carry a pistol, and I check for Muslims under my bed, and in the closet.
stefonio ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:20:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a thread for turban legends.
Simon_Richie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ba-dum-TINK!
SoupyGoodness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That butt crack bandit has me always on me toes... Ain't no one putting a quarter down this poop cannon.
sunsetparkslope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ghost shit. I take a dump, look into the bowl and there is nothing there. I wipe my butt and it comes up totally spotless like I never pooped.
kingmike9879 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By urban legends I don't think op wanted creepypastas
manzzzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cat from a hole in ceiling watching me rubbing it out.
Undecided_User_Name ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The.Owlman
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd shit myself if someone did this to me http://youtu.be/HgEkDWRb9IM
Undecided_User_Name ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This shit is why I can't go to Pennhurst as a visitor
amrith777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't blame you. Also,even if you go beyond the scare factor of the prank, you never know what dangerous things could occur if you freaked someone out enough to become violent.Too many things could go wrong.
Dougdahead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would have to say the urban legend about flashing your head lights at a car that doesn't have theirs on at night. Supposedly it is a gang initiation thing where they murder the person who flashes their lights at them.
skradiohead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing here is as scary as that guy that comes after me the moment I turn off the lights. Glad he never gets me, I'm too fast.
Vamking12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kau-meli-opui, we all know about Anne.jpg right? Well their is to forklore about her.
If you didn't go to sleep, she would eat you.
She would ask you, " I'm I pretty? " Say no and she'll eat you Say yes and she'll cut you open, because in Japan they use tones, speak in the wrong tone and you call your mom a pig or say cut and mean to yes.
Your suppose to say she's so-so or ask her what does she think she looks like and run away.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the Anne.jpg was a picture of Jeff the Killer that many use to scare their friends.
The woman from Japan who would cut you if you said she was pretty is actually Kuchisake-Onna, better known as the cut face woman.
Both are still creepy as fuck though.
Vamking12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you good sir.
Theist17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In addition, Kuchisake-onna has an escape clause or two. Give a vague answer (you're average-looking, for instance) or claim that you're late to something, and you're off the hook.
Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes I mentioned that
ChronickX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender Man, because I've actually seen him and never went back to the same place.
qozm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher
ranhalt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Herobrine.
SomeBalls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid to shower if I'm alone in my apartment. I'm always scared someone's going to sneak into my apartment and murder me in the shower or steal all my shit. I wait until my fiance gets home. Or, if I absolutely must do it, I leave the curtain open and the bathroom door so I can see into the rest of the apartment while I'm showering.
Spin_me_right_round2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck no! I do the opposite if I'm home alone and I have to shower I bring the clothes I'm changing into my phone and a knife. I lock the door and after I'm dressed an done I listen to see if I hear anything. Then I walk out holding the knife. I wouldn't want to see someone from the shower cause I'd be so absolutely helpless.
SomeBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I never thought of what I would do if someone actually did come into my place and saw me naked in the shower with the curtain open.
Spin_me_right_round2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just a huge wimp and I know if I saw someone I'd shit my pants. Does your door have a lock? Maybe just bring your phone an lock the door. At least then if you hear someone who isn't your fiancรฉ you can call the cops
Lialdra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi beams and low beams, though I didn't realize it until recently.
I was driving to my dorm at night, alone. Car behind me gets super close and I instantly start crediting him with new, colorful names in my head. Suddenly he flashes his brights at me and I pause in my imaginary stream of profanity. He flashes them again. I think "what is he doing?" I watch him for a minute and look away. He does it a third time. My blood turns to ice and I stop breathing for a minute. THERES A KILLER IN THE BACKSEAT.
Asshole swerves around me and zooms away, well over the speed limit. I shake my head and chuckle, chiding myself I say aloud: "Stupid ass."
I really had a good laugh at myself, at the fact that it was literally my first thought. I laugh, the man in the backseat laughs, I swerve, car wrecks. Good times.
Seriously though, don't flash your damn lights at people to pass. Some of us have read too many Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark.
Theist17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I often strike up a conversation with whomever may be in my backseat just as I get into the car. I figure it might throw them off.
skizmo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
none... they are urban legends.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The sash wringing... the trash thinging... the mash flinging... the flash springing... The Hash-Slinging Slasher
da_chinkman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chinaman here: being drugged and left in a bathtub full of ice with my organs removed
Garret64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman, especially after the real-life murder-attempt now.
Sex4Vespene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher.
Danosoprano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish there were more urban legends on this thread rather than irrational fears people have because of urban legends.
SirRedEyesMcBongHits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ManBearPig
ClarkFable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That if your dad was President, then you can become president too, no matter how stupid or incompetent you might be.
urbancabin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotten over most my childhood fear of urban legends [like the highbeams thing, the rearview mirror thing, and the shower Psycho scenario]. But i will never not be terrified of Bloody Mary.
RepublicOfCake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one about the lady licking an envelope, cut her lip, and a few days later she had cockroaches coming out of the cut because some eggs were on the envelope and got stuck in her wound. Cockroaches in my face. Hell no.
charlie_wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh fuck oh fuck I hadn't thought about that one in ages >_<
L0ptr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm much more afraid of what I don't know than any urban legend. Like a planet eating worm from space or a giant unknown sea monster.
L0ptr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm much more afraid of what I don't know than any urban legend. Like a planet eating worm from space or a giant unknown sea monster.
UPGRAYED-D ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm affraid I'm going to wake up one day and find that girls DO poop.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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dashieundomiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Def not
T_F_Catus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Predident Obama is actually the avatar of Nyarlathotep.
FearlessBurrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just started reading Lovecraft for the first time tonight, awesome.
conquererspledge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slingling slasher
jeffegolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#slash #scarrystuffbro
Cam1221 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Biggie Smalls. Biggie Smalls. Biggie Smalls......."
NANGAahtem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ManBearPig. Half Man, half bear, and half pig
CaecusDaemon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:37:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is super cereal you guys.
cj_sloan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:27:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comcast.
mjl5249 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oniontown, NY
ZeppyFloyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Freddy Kreuger. The nightmare on elm street guy. Just imagine that shit. Can't sleep, can't stay awake.
BeerInTheBabySeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Golden Rail.
EDIT: Or the Sensabaugh Tunnel. There's a lot of information on the latter. If anyone wants info about the former, feel free to ask.
notatthetablecarlose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the Golden Rail
BeerInTheBabySeat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
On Westclox Avenue in Peru, IL, lived an escaped mental patient. There was a lake on his property, which he was drowned in during a dispute with a neighbor. He died in 1982 - coincidentally, my mom's freshman year at the high school a couple blocks down.
A couple weeks later. During the first varsity football game of the season, many instruments were having problems for reasons unknown. Most were working fine. On a drive home on Westclox - known as The Golden Rail for what protects it from the dead man's house - three band students were approached by an older, very pale man. He asked for a ride, which the students sadly gave him. When they were close to the Peru City Cemetery, their car broke down. This is about a mile away from the Golden Rail. While trying to start the car up, the man came back to the car and whispered, "Your instruments might've worked, but what nobody will hear is your screams." Three members of the band died that night.
Other tales associate him with psychologically causing disasters. Two cars ended up in the lake next to his house after one game. Another game featured my mom's car getting damaged. She was lucky.
Most tales in which victims survived reported small amounts of water on their cars, even though it wasn't raining. Remember, the man died of drowning.
This continued through the 1980s and 90s, with the high school doing nothing about it. In total, 52 people died in the fourteen seasons (138 games with the rare playoff appearance). Finally, in 1995 with renovations of the aging stadium, the damage stopped. However, the man still curses the football team. In nineteen seasons (174 games counting the rare playoff appearances), the Cavaliers have only won 52 - the amount of his victims. Home games won? 14 - the amount of seasons his carnage went on. He also is believed to injure players, possibly ending a shot at a college career. A cousin of mine is also a victim. Playing for the varsity team, he once ran for five touchdowns in a single game and tore his ACL the next week, effectively ending his career. The amount of rushing yards he had in the game he tore his ACL in? 138 - the amount of games the Golden Rail ruined for the Cavaliers.
Epilogue: The lake - and house - are now owned by the city and are enclosed within McKinley Park. One person went missing in 2000 - the year the house was bought by the city - and has yet to be found. His last reported sighting? McKinley Park.
tl;dr escaped mental patient has ruined or effected about 60 people's lives
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE.
SillyPiccadilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Norwegian Goat Boy
Googles_Janitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman
The_babay_maker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Boogie Man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Humans lick too."
QuirkyGamer9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer, Puppetmaster's Regime, or Candle Cove. The best creepypastas will make you paranoid for a day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candle Cove had me seriously wondering if I ever watched static on T.V and thought it was a show..
QuirkyGamer9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best version of Candle Cove was "Candle Cove Experiences::Tales of the Laughingstock." http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4kWtiQ4rXI&list=PLF66697FC44B55413
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know the one staring back is yours?
CapedBaldy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Bunnyman. Something about the idea of a murderer in a bunny costume makes me feel like I'd be too paralyzed with ambiguity to run away.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stepping on a crack
UrbanGimli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plopping down into a theater seat without looking
because some ne'er do well has placed rusty aids laden needles there!
ZappBrannigan085 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:00:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HIV virus can't survive outside the body for more than a couple minutes. I freaked out when it happened to me, but fortunately the test came up negative.
UrbanGimli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fear mongering is no place for scientific truth! :)
Quite_Intangible ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or hotel bed sheets.
sharonx3choi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone waiting with a chainsaw under my car at night, ready to saw off my limbs, starting with my visible ankles.
Quite_Intangible ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grabbing or slashing you with a knife I can somewhat sympathize. I don't think anyone is going to be able to run a chainsaw stealthily, nor be able to start one under a car for that matter.
sharonx3choi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL yeah. It's just an irrational fear I've had for many many years.
hulagirl4737 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Physchopaths can lick hands too"
Anarchist275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I deployed overseas and heard the story of Popobawa.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa
N0rthside_Donutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed children. That shit sometimes keeps me up at night...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this counts as an urban legend, but the fact that 2300 people go missing each day, and most are never found, terrifies the shit out of me.
PeeterNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The face finisher. He does horrible things to women when they least expect it. He has a name very close to mine, so people remind me of him a lot also.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the late 80s/early 90s at the height of the AIDS epidemic, there was an urban legend about people planting HIV tainted needles in change return slots in pay phones.
It's 2014 and while pay phones are all but extinct, I'm still afraid of it.
The more recent black-eyed children legend is pretty fucked up, too.
smalley88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black-eyed children legend?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here ya go, buddy: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/blackeyed.asp
Johnnyshinscars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The dogman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvlQp5f7ZwU&sns=em
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of these are bathroom related.
anu26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed.. Haemorrhoids need to be here too.
flyersneversaydie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a local one from my middle school. I was in like 5th or 6th grade and it was my first dance, which was a huge deal, the older kids always played a prank on the younger ones that there was somebody out in the woods behind the school. Earlier that day there had been a bank robbery in town and we had to go on lockdown, and they made it seem like it was the bank robbers. I still get freaked out when I go anywhere near those woods thinking that somebody is gonna pop out and grab me
Dr_Wankstaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a local legend in my small town about a man who died falling through the floor on in his old house. He was eaten by mice and they will attacking/bite you if you go to the house.
stinkear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yellow 5
waterboy1321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Smiling man
I_Belieb_In_The_NSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
bukakketroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the lopper!
Faryshta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That for some magical reason circumcision prevents STD's.
People get infected thinking that circumcision protects them http://allafrica.com/stories/201312240022.html
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where that one person you know will tell you about the ghost they saw, or that weird scary dream
mr_bendetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Technically not an urban legend, but the movie Candyman still freaks me out to this day. It will randomly pop in my head at night when I'm in the bathroom and i try like hell to avoid saying his name three times in my head. Then i just wait, terrified that if I lift the toilet seat, bees will fly out. Thousands and thousands of bees.
mrmax2513 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
black eyed kids ahhhhhh.
emelbee923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where a statue shows up in a house and turns out to be an escaped mental patient who has bouts of catatonia, and the only reason he didn't murder you was because he was in such a state upon discovery... That combined with murderous things appearing when you open a door or open your eyes.
Particularly because one of these fuckers is in my house...
DwarvenRedshirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The mental patient dressed as a clown statue in the bedroom one?
emelbee923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the one, yes.
DwarvenRedshirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Get out of the house now! We don't have a clown statue in the bedroom!" Yeah, that one's scary.
kmt71990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Turnbull Canyon in Whittier, CA shiver
cadetcomet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Humans can lick too" story. Terrifies me. I'm an 18 year old camp counselor and I find all the scary stories for campfire night. None of them scare me except that one.
A_Very_Saxy_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't see anyone mention the Montauk Monster. I'm on mobile right now so I can't post a picture, but that thing is terrifying.
Nostrovia70 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's because it's a racoon. Not a monster.
A_Very_Saxy_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not saying it is a monster, but it was concluded that the legs were too short to be a raccoon.
Nostrovia70 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The DNA they pulled from it states otherwise.
kinjinsan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Smiling Man
legendz411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fan death.
ThreePenisWineVendor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black-eyed kids
ohreddit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That government is for the people. Terrifying.
ChigurhBabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The folk who go into swimming pools with chewing gum and a razor blade in their swimshorts. They stop themselves as they go down a flume and stick the razor blades to the wall of the flume with the chewing gum. It then slices up the unlucky bastard who's next.
I haven't been down a flume for years.
Kyoraki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lavender Town. I have no interest in the supernatural, but the idea of a videogame causing kids to go crazy still gives me the shits.
porqtanserio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dead girlfriend sending me messages through facebook.
vDeviize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Life.
foam1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After year's of growing up with the internet i'm now always worried watching or reading anything slightly creepy as i'm afraid something's going to jump out.
There has been quite a few videos over the years which make you look right into it to find something hidden then a face pops up, so now every time a video seems odd I have to pause it and quickly skip through.
Plus reading some of these stories i've been a bit nervous of it happening :)
myEVILi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
any one that inspires real life idiocy.
joannaloveseggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything my elder cousin said existed in the furnace room of my grandmother's basement when I was a kid. I'm a grown ass man and am still terrified of going in there
Able_Was_Elba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Herobrine
TheJonesTrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona.
CalmDownCrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crying Baby Serial Killer
My grandmother shared the story with me when I was eight or so. To this day it creeps me out. I don't know what is wrong with me, but if I heard a baby crying outside I'd have to check. I've also heard variations in which the killer meows like a kitten. Half of Reddit would be dead in search of kitten rescue picture karma.
anu26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crying cats (or cats in heat IIRC) sound exactly like crying babies. Has given me near-cardiac arrest..several times.
wowfan85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Autopilot
100 times scarier because of how easily it could happen and how devastating it would be.
R69L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Larona
No thank you maam.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
drop bears are the sole reason why i will never visit australia..
bigbootiedgurl5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Kuchisake-Onna frightens me to this very day. Those eyes are freaking creepy!
SpyderEyez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not one specific short story, but really anything on /r/shortcreeptstories freaks me out.
Turbo101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Manbearpig
frank14752 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid that the dad snow man from jack frost is going to poke his head through my window. I can't go to any bathroom with a window unless I close the shades first. I'm 22 and I still think he's going to do that! I saw the movie when I was 7.
dmeisel411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one that was played by Michael Keaton? I'd love to hang out with him. He was awesome.
frank14752 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
GamingSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/jack-frost-1998
Mr. Ebert agreed with you, as do I. that thing was hellish >_>
Nubsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Russia. I hear terrible and wondrous things happen there. For instance, people get hit by cars all the time, but meteorites also land there at the same time. Crazy huh?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Herobrine!..the horror...the horror!
cawledgehawkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender Man. It's like Dikembe Mutombo with Usain Bolt's speed. You can forget trying to escape.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can people give any explanation or backstory instead of just saying one word answers trying to sound creepy?
The Jabenflable Man.
ficklefeather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman.
irunxcforfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spider under the toilet seat. I always check.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was always afraid as a child someone would be hiding in our bushes. As an adult I always hide there on Halloween to scare kids out for treats. I'm sick.
freshboyardee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I love you guys, sometimes I think I'm borderline psychotically paranoid, then I read stuff like this. I like to think that in all horror movies, bad stuff only happens to the unsuspecting, so I'm suspecting of everything. An arm grabbing me from under the bed, waking up next to something, someone hovering over me while I walk up stairs, someone in the backseat just looking at me through the rear view, people creepily standing by the side of the road every mile marker, always checking around the shower curtain, never standing in a vulnerable position, etc. I'm petrified of all of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
13th Floor in a building. Whenever I'm in the elevator or the stairs near the 12th or 14th floor, it always gets cold and everything becomes so silent like something is about to happen or someone is watching you.
stigmaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Owl Man. Shit is terrifying and the movie on him did not help.
causeiwontsing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone in the back seat of my car, or opening my shower curtain to find someone standing there in the bathroom.
topbanter_lad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple Aki. Well, I always thought he was an urban legend, but it turns out he's real.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live a mile from the moth man in NE Ohio.
Whatsyournamegrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Melon heads! In high school kids used to go looking for them in certain woods but I nope nope noped on that plan.
malkil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman freaks me the fuck out. Still can't watch Mothman Prophecies without getting scared. That scene where he's on the phone. Ugggh.
PM_me_your_underboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hanging my foot off the side of the bed will leave me prone to boogieman attacks.
KC-Royals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone is under the stairs. I run up almost every time at night.
OneFinalEffort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snake comes up the pipes and is in the toilet bowl just waiting for me to sit down and take a crap, only to attack my cock and balls.
Nope nope nope.
TheLastInventor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the Deliverance-esque stuff that goes on in the Appalachians. I know a lot of it is nonsense, but I've also heard some pretty weird stories from sources I would call credible.
silentpdiddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, maybe ten, my teacher read a few scaries stories to the class for Halloween. I think the book was "Something Weenie's Campfire Tales" or something like that. Anyway, most of them were ridiculous and laughable. All except this one story which tore me apart.
The story was that some kid was walking home and took a shortcut through tall grass because it was half as long as the road. And he would count when he got half way closer everytime. But as he walked he got more halves and would continue to get half way (to the middle) until he withered away. And thats why I'm afraid of fractions
thisismyfupa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely someone hiding in the backseat of my car at night with a knife. I have a flashlight in my keyring that I use to check out the car at night before I get in.
tocilog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a urban legend going around a few years back that people were sticking needles infected with HIV in movie theater seats.
HomegrownChimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big crabs or big spiders being in the toilet and then crawling into my ass when I take a shit. I make that sound funny but the amount of toilet paper I have used simply laying over the top of the water so if a spider cam up it somehow wouldn't see my ass is ridiculous. Its not an official urban legend but when I was little my mate tried to creep me out with the story and boy has it had a lasting effect.
thisisafakeaccount2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Chupacabra. That mother fucker is terrifying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra
Blue_Bi0hazard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The valley of the headless men
veronica_palmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes in the toilet. I will no longer pee in the dark, and if I do, half the time I end up terrified before I finish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed kids. There isn't a lot of creepypasta about it but it basically boils down to pale children almost always dressed in white with completely black eyes knocking at your door and urging you to let them in. Everyone who had an encounter with them only described a feeling of fear that something bad might happen if they were to let the kids in and sent them away. No reports of people letting them in... maybe because they never had the chance to tell the tale.
http://pararational.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/BEK-the-movie.jpg
Sl31gh3r86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't use it you lose it
Brumfurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sir. Are a man amongst men.
Lets69Chipmunks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get ready for it...Detroit, Michigan. Srsly would not go ever, I don't understand the thing with tourists
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok most of these things are not actual urban legends, they're just things that scare you.
A real urban legend is Bloody Mary. Fuck that shit. Also, when I was a kid my mom told me that if my feet hung off the bed, the devil would chop off my feet and replace them with hooves. Thanks Ma.
lauralaufeyson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents used to tell me that on December 6th, aka St. Nicholas, the day when kids leave their slippers outside and wake up with them filled with candy (a European Christmas), that if we were bad, Beelzebub would come and stick us in a sack and haul us off to nowhere.
Beelzebub is another name for the devil. My parents told us that if we were bad that year, we'd get taken by the devil. I didn't sleep for months.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT, half of reddit doesn't know what an urban legend is.
TheDynastyofInsanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Waking up, no idea where I am, in dirty, dimly lit bathroom, in a tub of ice with no liver or kidneys.
Memberof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some of you people don't even know what an urban legend is apparently.
Cod_Dench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None of them since they're all utter bullshit.
thedanyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Social Security.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Random fears that stems from paranoia.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None
Lego_Boni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Either Ted the Caver (Not really an urban legend, but still): http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ted_the_Caver
Or the whole Daddy-Long Legs bullshit. Scared me shitless when I was younger.
Huntress_0161 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Terrified of the Bloody Marry Legend. I've heard so many variations of the story and each time It just adds to my paranoia. I cant even watch TV shows using "you know who's" name. Rather they say it three times or five depending on the version. I literally close my eyes and cover my ears and do that five year old "I cant hear you, I cant hear you" Since we are having a urban legend thread ill just leave this here.
fran_the_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if it's an urban legend; I think it's actually true. The guy who found out that there was a woman living in his closet and had been there for a year or something ridiculous, coming out whenever he wasn't there and eating his food etc.
Not sure of the source so I can't link but I'm sure this is true.
DwarvenRedshirt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was in Japan.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2054057/Homeless-woman-comes-out-of-closet.html
There are other stories too like the lady in the US who had the ex-con ex-boyfriend living in her attic for a couple weeks.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/woman-finds-ex-boyfriend-living-attic-12-years-after-break-up-_n_1876759.html
Or the guy caught in the attic wearing the clothes of one of the daughters of the house owner's...
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/28409695/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/man-spent-days-unnoticed-familys-attic/#.T8LYpsWqYuc
Veks_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanna post this in this thread... It works as mind bleach too... /r/eyebleach
jtcompound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jaws.
Coltsmit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crocodile in the Sewer, every time I build a smuggling rail road underground it always creeps me out.
Patches67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Canadian Drop Bears
ra11ycap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The moth man
UltraSpecial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The more creepy stuff from SPC. Ya, I know. They're all made up. But some of them are just truly scary. I have played SPC Containment Breach. Just fuck that game.
The one that scares me the most (I can't remember the number for it) is the one with the never ending stairwell and the floating face guy.
hobbur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An Urban Legend in Liverpool, UK is Purple Aki is gonna get you. Although it's not really an legend because Purple Aki is a nickname for Akinwale Arobieke who was arrested multiple times for feeling young boys muscles or asking to at least. There was no accounts of rape but that used to be the urban legend when you walk the streets at night, Purple Aki will get you!!!
arris15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sombody is hidding in the toilet waiting to come up from the drain and stab me in the butthole.
ManiacNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I rinse my teeth and bring my head back up someone will be standing behind me.
natidiscgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This strange sounds business freaks me out.
pashafisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I'm standing in a dark room, I can't look out windows, or in mirrors. Oh god, its terrifying.
When I was a kid my room was on the lower level of the house, and there was a sliding glass patio door I had to pass to get to my room. The lights down there were always off. I usually ran from the stairs to my bedroom.
Hortonhearsasuicide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
I now fear looking at the roadside for the fear that red eyes will stare back at me.
relytv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man door hand hook car door
Shoninjv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, it's 2 in the morning, I'm not going to read that now.
logicaldreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared that whenever I go up to help someone that their partner is going to slice my throat, stab me or shoot me from behind.
ASLAMvilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers.... Freaky-deaky shit
Offtopic_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/skinwalkers It has it's own sub!
FixMyWagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When the stories of Slendy first came out on S/A, I, a 28 year old woman at the time, could not sleep for a month.
Reyco117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's stories like these that make me want to quit urban exploring. I'm always worried some horror movie shit is going to happen to me. Gosh now i'm paranoid
MafianDelights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright. If there is one thing other than freaky creepy young girls like in the ring, then I got one thing that terrified me as a child. The one episode of goosebumps that plays all the time during halloween when I was like 10ish. It was... The Haunted Mask I believe. Like I was just chillin on the couch with candy late and nothing phased me really. THEN the one scene where the masks just up and fly at the screen while moaning or whatever... I up and grabbed for the remote like those fuckers where jumping out of the screen, turned off the TV and went straight for eyebleach, though it was through youtube cause I was not introduced to reddit yet. THANK YOU MUCHI OR WHATEVER THE CAT THAT JUMPS INTO BOXES IS!
TL;DR: Goosebumps haunted mask mindfreak mask barrage on screen brings nightmares to small children. Watched cats online for nightmare freedom.
thefloatingbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona
WaWaCrAtEs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bloody mary.
it's been 20 years since i first heard about it, and every once in awhile, ill be finishing up in the bathroom and i'll think about trying it.
but then i say, "no.....fuck no....fuck that."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That an arm is going to reach out from under the bed and grab me and drag me under.
Are You Afraid of the Dark and Little Monsters ruined me for life.
dmeisel411 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That god damn Ghastly Ghoul episode of AYAOTD absolutely tormented me as a kid. Purple fucking clown thing that sprayed knockout gas out of his fucked up face or something. Nope. No. No. Nope. Never again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still get creeped out by that show. 90s gold.
ThaddeusMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
POLYBIUS. What if there really was a government experiment to use video games as a form of mind control? What if my favorite pastime is turning me into some sort of programmed sleeper agent?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders exploding out of a fucking cactus! Fuck that shit!
juel1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People hiding under cars at gas stations and slashing Achilles tendons. I dunno why, but that one hits me on such a weird level.
GamingSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
4 inches off the ground is a weird level? >.>
juel1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, weird MENTAL level. Like I know it isn't something I should really freak out about, but I do.
al032184 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple Aki!
Gr33nman460 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Snogle: The giant penis that ventures the forests of Brighton, Michigan looking for children to eat.
Whalers7997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candy Man
Clinton Road
dumpsztrbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hole in the airplane window that sucked the bitch out, made for afun plane ride yesterday D:
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Homey the clown was a big one growing up during Halloween
MrBrutas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not me, but literally every other person I ask never wants to try a Ouija Board with me.
oilyhampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wolf Creek
townsy99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just read last night about "The Expressionless". The story of this is linked here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Expressionless HOLY GOD. This sounds like an actual demon out of hell. I'm surprised I slept alright.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one were there's a murder in your backseat
Craysh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't scare me per se, but I do pause of someone is driving without their headlights...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Three 6's in a row still terrify me.
peachy-mean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That someone will be waiting for me in my shower or in my closet and wait until i am in bed or have my back turned
dirrtymurphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit like this, thought it was an urban legend but apparently its real enough
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1876759
daredaki-sama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live alone. Sometimes at night, I feel paranoid that there's a ghost or an intruder in my house. The thought will cross my mind and I may feel the necessity to check a couple rooms and make sure there's no intruder and to make sure the doors that I closed are still closed. I'm much more afraid of there being ghosts/spirits in my house than some mere vandal; I'm agnostic too.
CaucasianFury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think there is one about a fuck ton of spiders crawling out of a cactus in somebody's house. I might be confusing that with spiders in banana bunches, but I think that's a real thing... Either way, terrifying
IwontTryAnotherName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was this actual place in our little town, a small underground room with Satanic stuff sprayed on the walls and hooks hanging by the ceiling. It was at the top of a small hill, and you had to get past a barb wire fence to get there. Someone had cut a hole through it at some point, and that's when it started getting popular, what with anyone having access to it.
But there were always policemen around and they'd throw fecal matter at whoever went there, and so I only got to see it once. It had stone stairs leading to a small hallway that in turn led to the tiny room. It was genuinely creepy, clearly a place for potheads, and it is said that people would hang cats by the hooks and do rituals.
Now, the graffiti didn't look exactly childish, no 666 or turned crosses or anything. There were weird words scribbled around, not even sure what language, and there were scrapes and stains and random shapes... didn't even see the entire thing, what with having to illuminate the pitch black place with my shitty nokia (this happened a while ago).
I recently went there to take a picture or two, but have found it's been demolished. Here are three photos of its current state. The angle is shitty because they'd been kind enough to fix the hole in the fence before ruining the entire fkin place.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that one about the guy who performed as a circus clown at parties but was a serial killer and burried like 40 bodies in his basement.
bongmd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I reading these?????
siegewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candlejack. I know he isn't real, but I can't help feeling that
Nero29gt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course Candlejack is real! If he wasn't I wou-
welcomedungeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Caver story. Nothing else comes close. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ted_the_Caver
Scrappy_Larue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A tsunami of venomous spiders coming out of the Bolivian Indoor Cactus I bought on Amazon.
XBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting on the couch watching tv alone and getting a picture of me at that exact moment texted to me from right behind me from an unknown number
MoonTemplar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always hate the feeling of going downstairs at night and seeing someone in my backyard looking at me or lpoking out of my window and seeing aomeone outside
Thowle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pint-sized slasher!
LBCvalenz562 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La llorona. I here someone crying at night and I would flip out.
IDTheftnotaJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back when I was living in Maryland, i was driving down a road and saw someone who was driving with their headlights turned off. It was pitch black so I thought it was weird, so I flashed my lights. Then I remembered that urban legend where gangs would use that is an initiation or w/e to pick a target (completely untrue as far as I know). Anyway I noticed him following me and freaked out. I parked in a supermarket and went in hoping to at least have some sort of protection by numbers. Turned out he just needed food from the supermarket lol.
Bonezmahone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The mothman
http://urbanlegendsonline.com/mothman/
VA0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers
rocketkielbasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Legend of Richter Johnson. Legend has it, he sneaks into your bed at night and has his way with you. If you wake up with an erection, it means he was there.
NickL037 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Taily Bone by David Holt is absolutely terrifying. Especially hearing it live in the middle of the woods.
beanieboy11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The NJ devil. My grandfather would always tell me the story of it. Creepy AF. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know but I just got the feeling when someone is behind your shoulder, I actually thought it was a coworker. I'm positive I heard someone swallow just right near me... The fuck
crlboy94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, mine is so lame. But when I was in scouts we were told the story of the "Green Deer". Basically these people were going down the road one night and hit a deer. When they stopped the car and looked in the mirror the deer got up and had glowing green eyes and foam dripping from its mouth. It then proceeded to chase after the car and smash the windows and gore everyone to death. For some reason that story really scared me as a kid. And even now as an adult i know its not true. But I still get the creeps about it. Just thinking of this crazy, enraged, unstoppable deer that has it heart set on ripping out my guts it from time to time when im camping or hunting.
Slyfox4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of an episode of the regular show where they go camping and a half human half deer attacks them for messing with the woods.
WHIPPING-TOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whipping Tom
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SPANKO!
tr4shc4t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman. He scares the shit out of me. My mom is from near Point Pleasant too... -shudder- Anytime I see 2 red lights outside I get nervous.
And also, the guy in the back of the car one.
MVguru777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Cash Ringing, The Rash Bringing, THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!
MonkeyManJohannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't sleep with closet doors open in our room...even when they're cracked, it drives me nuts thinking of it creaking open slowly while I'm just at the point of dozing off. This has been the same since I was a kid and whenever we had spend the night parties at our buddies parents huge house, we'd play hide and seek until the wee hours of the morning, and the anxiety it caused was tremendous.
There was a hotel room me and my wife stayed in while on a road trip, and the closet door was broken where it would swing open just a few inches and wouldn't lock. I wedged that bastard closed with an iron and consequently stubbed my foot on it the next morning, but it was worth it.
My wife just laughs and calls me special but it'll be my last laugh when she leaves a closet open one night and wakes up to some demon child hovering above her in bed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where the federal gubment is supposed to take care of our health care
Lereas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be kinda afraid of closing the vanity mirror and having someone standing behind me about to attack.
Amusingly, the vanity my wife got us when we redid the bathroom is mirrored on the front and back of the door, as well as the inside of the cabinet. Can't sneak up on me now, murderer-dude!
crazyfreak316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
SG_Calico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A kid once told me that if I said Bloody Mary three times into the mirror in the school bathroom she would come out and murder me.
I pissed at home for the entirety of 2nd through 6th grade.
thetunasalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Browse reddit cause can't sleep. I read this post in a wrong fucking time.
tediousbeing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zeke the Plumber. :'(
Der_Nailer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanishing_hitchhiker
FallenWalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black Eyed Kids!
Deaderzombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Whenever I stay in a cabin or house where I don't live I take all the mirrors down because I have this fear that in the dark I will see something that I really don't want to.
Edit: preemptive press of post button
cytoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bobbum Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still afraid to say BeetleJuice three times :x
talon999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking goat man. Have you read the creepypastas? If I remember their descriptions when I'm camping, I'm so fucked.
GamingSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as "Fucking goat, man." Not quite as scary.
talon999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story goes the same way, doesn't it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Irrational fears, not urban legends
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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its_the_peanutiest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qznvg/dont_get_out_of_the_car/
TheSonOfBrodin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the red-eyed japanese woman ghost in a motel looking through the keyhole.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That a castle that is about 5 minutes of walking distance to me is one of the most haunted places in the UK. It's haunted by a girl ghost, because an alchemist sold his soul to the devil to become rich. There is some proof in it, people who have worked in the castle have claimed to have spotted her. I walk past the location everyday near enough and have never seen anything freakish other than the fact it's a pretty creepy castle.
ufotheater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Mothman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The star tattoo if you arent a member of the russian mafia means youre dead.
Jelliclekitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone hear about the melon heads? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_heads
lt_dagg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Man
Hellkyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one morrowind creepypasta. So well written. So fuckin disturbing.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jvk1166z.esp
Aphrodituss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im always afraid someone/thing is going to show up every time I look in the mirror. I guess it is residual from the movie Candyman.
thetunasalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shit mine is whenever I look into the mirror and turn away, the reflect doedn't.
AwwMangoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Mine is The Bongcheon-Dong Ghost
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: very few urban legends.
davemj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drop bears
TheAristrocrats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pint-Sized Slasher
Griffyndor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend but Weeping Angels scare the hell out of me
its_the_peanutiest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about coming across a car accident with bodies sprawled across the asphalt on a rural stretch of road in the dead of night but something not feeling right so you deftly navigate around the cars and bodies and upon passing the scene looking in your rear view mirror to see the "dead people" up on their knees looking at you while dozens of people emerge from the bushes and tall grass from the sides of the road.
BeoWulfWasTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Megladon
shildot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Megalodon "
fuzzs11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: people's fears instead of urban legends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Although it may not be true or an urban legend for that matter (not sure if it is) this still creeps me out. The small amount of mystery behind it and just thinking of how this boy must have lived is enough to creep me out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspar_Hauser
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, but I sometimes fear that something will pop up on my computer screen at any time.
Blingdaddy1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i have this all the fucking time
especially right after I visit a shady website, or whenever it's night. I might be scarred from all the pop up videos I've watched when I was like 5.
CoffeeAndKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Either Teke Teke or The Slit-Mouthed Woman. Japan has a monopoly on genuinely scary urban legends.
Sinhumane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theorosa's_Bridge
has been local legend forever. Halloween tradition, people tend to flock there. i'm too terrified to even go.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The whole Ben craze on Creepypasta was pretty terrifying
CoffeeAndKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Just scary things, very few actual urban legends.
zeromoogle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Near Roswell, New Mexico, there is a group of lakes that are called Bottomless Lakes. Near Carlsbad, New Mexico is a network of caverns known as Carlsbad Caverns. Legend has it that people have drowned in the lakes, been sucked down into underground rivers, and the bodies. This hasn't actually happened, but it still creeps me out.
illuxionist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Rake scared the fuck out of me for a while.
nirad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman - I am terrified that people, even tweens, can be so stupid.
go_ask_your_father ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An email went around a few years back to warn women of some crazy new gang initiation. A gang member hides under your car when you go inside to pay for your gas at the gas station. Then when you come back to pump it, he cuts your Achilles tendon, captures you and takes off with you in your own car. The woman is taken back to the gang where you are of course raped and murdered. It was a cautionary tale about paying at the pump or checking under your car if you do go into the store. I'm pretty sure it's complete bullshit but I still check under my car if I ever go into the gas station before pumping gas.
kenba2099 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only person that can fit under my car is Flat Stanley. Seriously they have about an 8" leeway.
go_ask_your_father ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
skinny gangbanger could fit under my truck. FTR I don't think it's true but the idea of anyone cutting my AT gives me the willies.
Crazy_Whovian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm freaking terrified of dolls. I know that one day I'm gonna be sitting in a room, at like a doctors office, and I slowly look up and a doll creaks it's neck towards me.
I swear to god I will start ripping my face off.
FamilyGuyGuy7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell was Polybius?
waffledoctor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE SEIZURE ELEPHANT FROM VVVVVV IS WORSE
nutella23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom grew up in Hawai'i, and throughout my childhood we went there on vacation many times. She told me about the Night Marchers and that supposedly if they march in while you're sleeping you must not open your eyes or you're dead. She insists that the one time we stayed on Molokai when I was really little, she actually heard them. Terrifying.
thebluegrassblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders laying eggs in your skin. There was that terrible movie "Urban Legends 3: Bloody Mary" where some girl popped a "pimple," and lo and behold, a metric fuck ton of baby spiders crawled out of her face.
I get nervous every time I get a pimple.
remark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone going around jabbing strangers with a needle and leaving a simple note on their person. "You've got aids ". plausible.
Jake0oo0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers
specialedfk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh I hate when they look in the rearview mirror, then I feel obligated to kill them, life of a lonely bum with no where to sleep...
EmperorSexy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those tiny fish that can swim up your pee stream and lay eggs in your wiener.
sinarb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I visited Cornwall when I was about 5 years old. I was told that the place I was staying at was an old converted animal barn and that the particular room I was sleeping in was actually home to a Donkey ghost. Scared me shitless.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as a Michigander that spends lots of time in the woods... Dog Man. I{ also smoke in the woods, so auditory and visual hallucinations don't help.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The "Well to Hell".
I know it's fake, but the recording is fucking creepy.
Dzdimi14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one with the clown, all of them
Walcot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfoot
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Satchmo monster
Big_Tofu_Bite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always afraid that if I stand still and stare in the mirror too long I'll see myself blink or move when I'm not moving.
-drunkenmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goat man....fucking goat man
Offtopic_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have a goat man legend where I'm from in rural west TN. Even have Goat Man Bridge.
-drunkenmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:12 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's funny I'm in northeast Mississippi probably the same story
Offtopic_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could be. I rarely, well never, hear about it anymore but when I was in high school 20 years ago my friends and I used to drive those old back roads just to scare ourselves.
Shamroc_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sturgeon lake on suavies island in oregon. Many people sink in the mud never to be seen again. Kyron horman is supposed to be buried there after being killed by his step mother.
Veatchdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was afraid of the birdie man.
DPhavorachit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a big fan of Mothman.. and everytime I watch Jeepers Creepers, it reminds me of him.
Offtopic_bear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeepers Creepers is a really good movie in my opinion. I was talking about it the other day after I drove by a place that had a, "Jeepers Crepers" truck for sale.
MonkeyMan5539 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/HgV83Tc.jpg
slideforlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cause of death?
Corabal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman.
Minaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have one over there, about a wife. I personally knew her, she was the nicest people ever- but made the mistake of taking the wheel while drunk. Her car crashed in a tree, and her husband died, too (heart attack). After 11:05 pm to 00:00 am, many people went crazy and crashed their cars while driving through that area.
I am scared shitless to even go near her house now, and many people tell that story in hope it's fake.
Gella321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch. I know it's fictional and all (maybe it's not?), but just the way the movie was produced obviously is supposed to make you think this is an actual myth. And I would still be goddamn terrified if I was hiking at night around rural Maryland.
Edit: It's also a movie that I will have to show my kid when he grows up. Because I think it spawned so many horror movies of the same style - the whole first person thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading this thread and was like "nope, gonna play some video games". As I enter my computer room and turn the light switch, the lamp flashes brightly and goes out. pls send halp
sabethook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one of the woman who is afraid in bed at night and keeps dropping her hand down to have her dog lick it, only to find her dog eviscerated and hung the next morning.
Something about imagining someone IN my house LICKING ME all night is unbelievably terrifying.
kamdaddy90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bellshnickle-----fearrr or cheer
jeremyxt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The Hook" will scare the pee out of you, but I think this Urban Legend may be strictly American. It involves an escaped serial killer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hook
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Struwwelpeter. There's a story in it about the "Scissor-man" who comes and chops your thumb off with giant scissors if you are caught sucking on it.
dixncox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
El Chupacabra
Mgunit3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers. Heard some absolutely creepy stories about these.
Pacification ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Little girls taking me into a forest... I mean slender man...
Thatonepandathing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to Insidous, I'm afraid of lucid dreaming because scary bitch might get me.
Smegment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The Russian Sleep Experiment". That shit gave me nightmares
Mattubic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that goatman shit at 2 in the morning the other night.
I have watched just about every csi, law and order, criminal minds, murder dramas my whole life. At 29 years old some made up shit makes me see figures in an open closet door at night and terrifies me more than any horrific real danger ever has.
radii314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that the government watches and listens to everything we do
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Welcome to the aids club' one. I bet you some tool would think that's funny.
Troof_police ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're hispanic then La Llorona was pretty damn scary when you were younger. Especially when you have a grandpa that would bring it up everytime you were near a body of water. Also when out hunting in the middle of the night when I was a preteen we heard a mountain lion roar and they sound like a woman screaming.....scariest night of my life...
schulace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was one like ten years ago about some guy who had AIDS, and was shit pissed about it, so he stabbed himself with a bunch of needles and went around hiding the contaminated needles under car door handles.
kdr1109 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That disney movie "Don't look under the bed" or whatever fucked me up as a kid. When the lights are off my feet can't be on the ground because someone will drag me to the pits of hell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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pertante ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go on....
Ciroc_Obama_12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Squidwards suicide
Subsinuous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chupacabra.
circaatomicage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom.
D_rotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im on a US Navy ship. We went on deployment, and somewhere 5 months in & a thousand miles out in the ocean; my boss decides to play a "fun" game. Lets bust out an Ouija board... Shit wasn't cool... Lots of are you moving its ensued... My ship has been said to be haunted...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid my dad and older brother scared the shit out of me with a story about the BeaverShark, a hybrid man eating monstrosity that lived in the lakes and ponds of the rural south. I noped so hard.
Hot_Diggity_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Talipo
The_Amazing_Shlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Goatman.
Altered_Piece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot the name of this dreadful entity but not the story. It's comes down through the family from my great grandmother growing up in the Virgin Islands. It looks like a horse with mange, reflective eyes, has a rolling walk and walks on a layer of mist on the ground but never touches the ground and it makes a sound like a crying baby. The only way to get away from this thing is to cross a body of water. I wish I could forget this story, I really do.
BigMikeCassel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a legend at my old summer camp about the "faceless boy" - a boy who was mauled by a bear in the surrounding mountains... He apparently would roam the camp grounds at night and if you looked at him, he would rip a piece of your face off to piece his back together.
Also, there was a legend about the "waffle man" - a man who would come and use a hot waffle iron on your face if you ate waffles for breakfast that day... that one didnt scare me as much and my fat ass cleaned up everyone elses waffles.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, ya'll need to jump on over to r/threekings.
voxelbuffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember finding the Ted the Caver story sometime at about 1a.m. and spent the next hour and a half reading it. I was thoroughly spooked.
I mean I don't believe it, but there are a lot of caves where I live...
msjessica97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dogs being able to smell cancer. If its true then I'm fucked...
Anathema320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is the rake, he is the rake
MisterBrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The E.T. cartridges found in the desert. Because it proves that sometimes, urban legends are not legends.
Nonzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a gun owner.
jishjib22kys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That there is a difference between urban and regular legends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary
LineOfCoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alien Abduction. I grew up on Sightings and The X Files and even Unsolved Mysteries occasionally had a piece about UFOs, lending more credence, in the mind of a child, than had any right being given to the subject. I mean most of the stuff on Unsolved Mysteries were unsolved crimes and missing people, things that are fairly normal and real, so injecting the UFO stories, kinda fucked me up as a kid. I also was allowed to watch movies like Communion, Intruders, and Fire In The Sky as a child. So to this day I am both obsessed and terrified by the concept of Alien Abduction. It does not help that I have seen 2 UFOs in my life. I mean even i its was just people, I mean, waking up to find your own mother at the foot of your bed would be pretty fucking unnerving. Now imagine its an inhuman creature that wants to forceably remove you from your home and stick shit in your eyes, ears, nose, mouth, dick hole, and ass.
Kaitie214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You ever read about The Grinning Man? He's a part of the mothman tales very often I used to look into those a ton but one night I just had this really uncomfortable feeling like a person watching, I don't usually get that granted I was younger and it was late at night but I try to stay far away from those stories these days A Link for anyone interested in it
symbiosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Staying at a motel and discovering a body inside the mattress.
Derelict3myballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cropsey
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Animals coming out of the toilet
I'm making this post while on the toilet
vishnutheking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yuki onna
killerhatz55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candyman
princesskiki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I go back to my car in a parking lot, someone is going to reach out from under my car and slit the back of my ankle so that I can't walk.
sally2849 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That when Iยดll close / tilt my bathroom mirror back, someoneยดs standing behind me.
berlin-calling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seven Gates of Hell in York, PA always creeped me the fuck out.
More ghosts than urban legend, but...Fort Mifflin in Philly also has some creepy shit going on there. I volunteered there several Halloweens in a row, and always had weird experiences. The fort's "Screaming Lady" always gave me chills. Also, going in the casemates was just really disconcerting.
Ted_Denslow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THIS is pretty freaky, to me.
NewPhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The goat man.
MyFlyleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman
ghtuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candlejack gets me every ti
HardshellHermit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do Ouji boards count?
I absolutely refuse to ever let one of those things in my house. I may not believe on supernatural shit, but those things are damned scary
EL-CUAJINAIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People who don't know what urban legends are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zombies. As I'm going from my car to my house at night particularly, I practice getting my house key selected and oriented for insertion as quickly as possible to allow me get inside if one is chasing me.
If it takes me longer than a few seconds to unlock the door while I'm standing there my pulse noticeably increases and I have a borderline panic attack. One day, years in the future, that is where they will find me, keys in my hand across my heart, a victim of a massive coronary. They'll never know what my last thoughts were.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An ex of mine was from West Virginia and obsessed with Flatwoods. The more I read about it, the creepier it got.
GoldenFalchion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SLENDERMAN!
ImOnlyHereForTheTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Blowfly Girl. It's very hard to gross me out but every time I even THINK about this story my dick starts hurting. Easily the worst thing I've ever read on the internet. Link: http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?m=1&zx=d0e48754d4d68ec0 Skip around if you want, it's all revolting past the third paragraph.
Danthezooman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know any urban legends around here in Pittsburgh that terrify me, but there are places I do not like to go.
There's a tunnel on a back road that I took to get to college and there are no lights in it. It's not too scary during the day but as the sun goes down it gets creepier and creepier. I was always worried something would jump on my car or my car would break down while in the tunnel.
There's an underpass that's quite creepy as well
OH, I just remembered one. We have a 13 bends here in Pittsburgh. I've never gone down it because I'm a chicken when it comes to that kind of thing. My exs sister went down it with some of her friends and she had some sort of experience with it.
willystylee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goat man.
Windyligth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona
chunkymonkey007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here piggy...piggy....piggy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ManBearPig
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: very few urban legends.
fanboyhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still look at unmarked doors in the mall and think of the Mall Police. Maybe it's not an urban legend, but it was my mom's way of scaring me into behaving on those terrible shopping trips.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared that the Cenobites from Hellraiser are opening a portal in the wall behind me. I watched those movies when I was too dang young and they scarred the shit out of me...
thedreaminggoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot what it was called, but it was a favorite of mine and my friends when we were much younger.
Was about some guy doing a puzzle, the puzzle looks exactly like this room as he starts to put the pieces together. He puts the last pieces of the puzzle (the window) and realizes there is the face of a man on the puzzle where the window is supposed to be. He turns around, sees the face, and all goes to hell aka that is where it ends.
Harb1ng3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalker
omgburritos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Melon Heads.
CrumpledForeskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That shapeshifter being in the woods. Man there are some really fucked up stories people have of going camping and having extra people in the group that they didn't notice at first. Having friends go into the woods and come back in a trance like state that never went away. Never feeling safe again with these people.
I'll dig some up if people are interested.
booobp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the Goat Man, I read about it earlier gives me chills.
CrumpledForeskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:49 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't go camping now without shaking the idea. Terrible.
vanenestix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chupacabra!!
Wenderbeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Birds & Bees. Terrifying Shit.
frawks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman. When it first popped up on the internet, the whole thing game me the heebie jeebies. The building upon the legend, plus the games, and the fact that I live in an area with dense woods not too far off terrifies me. I have ride my bike to work in the middle of the night, and I keep getting spooked by random poles and trees.
MrSexySmartass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or the one where there are dirty foot prints left in the toilet while you're sitting on the lavatory browsing reddit, and then when you leave and come back, there's one extra footprint.
djs9pd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black Eyed Kids. Like the scariest situation I could think of was a kid on a squeaky swing at midnight singing nursery rhymes. Then I was introduced to the legend of the Black Eyed Kids, and the swing didn't seem so scary.
Thunderz_Canadia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically anything related to spirits you can't see but you can still piss them off. IE. you can walk into their territory and annoy them and they exact revenge. Yeah fuck that noise, I'm out of here.
unforg1v4bl3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of our local favorites is the Fair Oaks Butt Slasher.
spicybadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was living in Chicago about the time that the move "Candyman" came out. It took place in Chicago and is similar to the legend of Bloody Mary, where you can call him by saying his name in the mirror 5 times and he will come and kill you with his hook. I was in middle school, so of course everyone was talking about it and wanting to try it out. I steered clear... but to this day, I still get freaked out a bit when I go to the dark bathroom in the middle of the night.
NakedManRunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They never caught The Texas Chainsaw Guy.
RYCBAR42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I go camping I can't stop thinking about wendigos. They terrify me. I think it's because the urban legend says they used to be human, so it all just feels a little too close to home.
Lemonade915 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The grocery list ghost
Tigerfluff23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an "urban legend" but some of the shit from SCP. I swear to the divine if they ever made a movie out of some of the horrors from that website it'd make most horror movies today look like shit.
SoakerCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Trickle down economics.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I walk to my room in the dark the second in between my room and the rest of the hallways makes me feel like something is going to get me.
titanicx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The police busting in and shooting me.
blackwrapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That stupid One man Hide and Seek game people play. The one where you turn all the lights off at night and fill a doll with rice and crap. Freaks me out.
icangetyouatoedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stoop kid
GameQb11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The one where the kid got decapitated by a road sign when sticking his head outside of the school bus window. They say the driver had to stop the bus and retrieve the head.
I always found this story terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Giant Dad
Dweezill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The colony of mutant humans that lives in the woods in Illinois.
6661984v ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman. If there was a roach man he would the worse.
gordonta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The midnight game.
Fuck. That. Shit.
NakedManRunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I shit you not. My brother, my cousin and I were walking in the dark by the river one night somewhat close to town. And we saw this woman in a WHITE dress/robe kneeling next to the river. It was a poor country so people washed their clothes in the river all the time. It was surely nothing, but as we got closer we noticed she was crying. My brother joked about it being the woman from the stories grandpa told. We got about 15 feet away walking past when my brilliant cousin shouts out "Are you ok miss?" What happened next still gives my spine a chill to think about. The woman whipped around to an instant standing position, and stared us dead as she screamed "MIS NINOS!!" My heart just about flew out my ass. We quickly booked it out of there, but she didn't seem to lose any distance, regardless that she seemed to not move. I was bawling my eyes out while we ran for about 2 miles, escaping this crazy woman. We chuckled some from nervousness and fear as we neared the light of the town, but just as we are entering we look up to an open window of a house and a woman in a white dress, was just looking at us. It seemed as if she had no thoughts, yet tears poured out. We told my grandparents about it and they simply laughed and told is we were crazy white boys. But I know what I fucking saw that night.
42MoNeY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders exploding out of my body after momma spider lays eggs under my skin.... everytime a pimple or a blister emerges I have a sliver of doubt in my mind whether or not this urban legend is true.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dunno, I think X-files pretty much cured me of all the ones I knew and some I didn't want to know
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The gang members driving with no headlights and you flash yours to give them a heads up and they turn around and follow you home and murder you.
That terrifies me because I live in the area where Gangland: Banging in Little Rock was filmed and all those guys got out of prison a couple years ago.
Blitzkriegbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Goatman
HankyPanksassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GOAT MAN
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have one but he's called GOAT MAN JOE . . . .he was a drug dealer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Batman.
topples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
el cucuy
Ewillmz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher
from_dust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Calamari is Pig Anus. http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/doppelgangers
SayHelloToMyAfro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Face at the window
(not really an urban legend per se, but I'm not sure there are many ITT)
greylyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't an urban legend but it's a creepy story that happened to some guy on reddit (or he made the whole thing up..) http://creepycampingvt.blogspot.com/ author is /u/ducttape36 - I RES tagged him so I can check in on him from time to time and make sure he's still alive.
Buttlefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story about the toilet snake always used to scare the shit outa me. It's a story about a small worm-like snake that swims through the pipes and sometimes it comes up into peoples' houses through their toilet. It surfaces only to look for a host body. Once its found the host, it enters through the anus and swims through your organs up to your brain without you knowing. It likes to feed on parts of the hippocampus, often destroying people's ability to recall old memories. When it's finished it goes out with your next poop and returns back into the pipes once more.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Popobawa. Google it.
Rawtothedawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Going blind from masturbation
11bsingh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
falling asleep and waking up in a completely different place/time.
medosevo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's only one type of Bloody Mary I'll never finish
StreetratMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Rake scares me pretty good and plenty
danccbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chuds
PM_YOUR_DICKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up, we visited Northeastern Mexico quiet frequently, there was a legend that people in the town would say. "Tengan cuidado con el carro rojo." "Be careful of the red car."
Growing up, I was always scared of red cars, but supposedly, some kids got kidnapped and murdered, and the only detail people remember was a red car.
Of course, it isn't true, once in a while I'll see a red, and think about it.
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about La Banda Del Carro Rojo . . . Orale, Los Tigeres !!!
PM_YOUR_DICKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit. Seriously, I forgot all about that song.. Man, now I am on youtube looking at the vids from that era.
Too bad music isn't like that anymore. Funny thing is that my dad is a Golden Suburban ( I know super Mexican), and one day I heard the song by Los Huracanes, and he said that he bought because of that song.
Where in Texas are you?
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Up in the DFW area. But growing up my neighbors were Mexicanos mocosos del la tierra . . . they worked construction, drank Coors and had families back home. Every weekend was a cookout and drinking. La Banda del Carro Rojo is one of the classics for me, I remember watching that movie with them. Also all the Cornelio Reyna movies as well.
Osiyada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly real, but Binary DNA.
Unfa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I poop, I have this fear of a rat suddenly coming up the pipes and biting my scrotum. :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the kentucky goblins.. link
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend but because of The Ring I get freaked out pretty bad if a static is on the TV in a quiet house
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you haven't seen Poltergeist, but that's the movie I reference when I hear static and listen for the soft cry of Carol Ann saying "Mmmmommmy"
GetLikeB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fan Death
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"La LLorona"
JackAceHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely the Ass-Crack Bandit.
tatsuedoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thouht mothman was terrifying. Not necessarily evil just foreboding
Theist17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doppelgangers. They're just. . . No.
gvneshv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't walk the stairs without turning on every single light possible and hauling ass back up
Thartperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed children or the Jersey Devil
xxHikari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHY DID I DO THIS I HAVE WORK IN FOUR HOURS AND I NEED SLEEP
MrRileyPoole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking crocs in the sewers man.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate these horrid shoes too
callmekvothe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TAILY-PO.
Freaking taily-po. I don't even know if that's how you spell it, but it scared me as a child and still scares me now.
ilaughatkarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really urban legend, but rather a real possibility... www.takethislollipop.com
DarkPyr3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was phone?
bravesaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That there are guys waiting under my car to slash my Achilles tendon. Ouch!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Samsquanch
muffe122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People sticking HIV infested needles into my arm at raves.
jonasthewicked ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does that actually happen?
hobbitlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't say it's urban legend, but the thing in Drugstore Cowboy about putting a hat on a bed being bad luck.
whage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The babysitter and the clown statue. That one gets people, and the fact that there have been a couple similar things happen really makes it scary.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The banshee, I grew up in Ireland and its a big one there. It still scares me thinking about the stories my grandad would tell me
PandaEatsRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't turn around, it doesn't like to be looked at."
StereoPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Orange.
goodatcounting123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Manbearpig. Half man, half bear, half pig.
armoreddragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All delicious.
Mordred912 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
150% Manbearpig
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's half man, half bear-pig.
slumdogkillionaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Samsquatch. I fuckin' hate those bastards.
YJCH0I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happens when you don't forward those chain emails... :S
NotGloomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Jersey Devil, and I'm not even remotely near America!
Lilwolf2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where a group goes on vacation, and have their room broken into and their stuff thrown around. When the cops show up, they let them go, because all their stuff is there, and nothing missing. They continue the rest of the week vacation. When the get home, and get their film developed, they find a bunch of guys running around their hotel room, throwing their stuff around, putting their toothbrushes up their butt. (I guess a new version could be downloading their pictures on their home PC they find...)
Nicktendo94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clinton Road New Jersey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Road_(New_Jersey)
mickvl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That big spiders always come in pairs.
OneFastTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That wearing two condoms makes it rip easier, I only have 6 kids
Jedimaster1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a really famous story on /r/nosleep a while back that was really good (guy published it and everything). It made me really afraid of the crawlspace under my house. Still hate going down there... Here it is in case anyone wants to read it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Goatman of Maryland
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily an urban legend per se, but bloodstains. Just how in depth it gets and the inclusion of other redditors really brings it to life.
phism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always afraid that Candlejack will
RecycledEternity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candlejack? What the hell is Candlej
BinarySo10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mary Ellen Spook . Fuck that shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The wendigo.
stick_to_your_puns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona was the urban legend I heard the most while growing up. We used to go camping close to the river, and it got brought up every time.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Llorona
thegreymouser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
clowns at night
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't buy Pringles, the terrorists win.
StormOfChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend, but true story: about 300m from my home there is a tree. Nothing special about the tree, except three people hung themself using that specific tree. Such fun...
zib_al-jihad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the movie Hollow? It's about a tree/suicide story similar to yours.
BackToTheMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crab People
HypKin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ManBearPig
laughing_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd never heard this one, but rest assured I will be very careful not to say that in front of the mirror. Shivers!!!
ctotherun24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kid and his dog lay down to go to sleep at night. Kid hangs arm over the bed every night, and falls asleep to his dog licking his hand. Wakes up to dog licking his hand. Looks at a mirror across the room, and written in blood he reads "people can lick too" eyes focus on a guy licking his hand under his bed.
Skee_Ball_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Three Kings ritual is pretty spooky. I've heard a bunch of stories about people trying it and hallucinating some fucked up stuff in the dark. Visit the folks over at /r/threekings
thehookwink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One night when I was maybe 12 or so my dog started freaking the fuck out. Barking all night. She never used to do that. Was freaking out for maybe 4 hours. We let her out, gave her food, water etc. She wouldn't stop. The next morning I went to catch the bus and an ambulance was in my neighbors drivway. Turns out around the same time my dog was tweaking, my neighbor died in her sleep.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That a secret group of evil elites are running things from on high.
sime77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
their not and nothing is secret about banks.
Cooshie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one about the girl who puts her hand under her bed when she's trying to sleep, for her dog to lick her hand because it makes her feel comfortable. She hears the tap dripping a few times and goes down to turn it off. When she returns she hears it again and goes back down to check it again. Eventually she realizes it's coming from her bedroom closet. She goes into it and there's her dog, hanging dead, with a note saying:
"Dogs aren't the only things that can lick."
Taralorene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Forgot about this til now. Thanks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one was one of the worst for me :(
NigelxD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much anything from Clinton Rd. here in New Jersey.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Road_(New_Jersey)
jv711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fan death a/k/a South Korean fan death
MrGrapemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One cold, snowy night, the headmistress came up to check on the girls so they hurriedly hid the boy outside on their window ledge. The headmistress took her time talking to the young women, but finally she went back to her room. The girls rushed to the window ledge only to find the boy was not there anymore! They went down & outside to see if he had fell, but there was no boy. To this day, sightings of a young boy, blue in the face as if frozen, are common among Stevens Hall residents.
mattgerdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You smoke marijuana...
AND DON'T GET HIGH!
CaptainGrandpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
This stuff used to creep me out a lot. I work in a darkroom for my job, and I'm in there alone all day, and spending 4 years in a huge darkroom at school alone in the middle of the night (this darkroom was also underground and about 300 feet away from a cemetery at corpse level). I guess I've gotten really used to being in the dark on my own.
Edit: I should also say, I'm a very quiet person, so typically it was me unintentionally scaring people in the darkroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's only 5 in the afternoon here, but I know I won't be sleeping tonight. Thanks guys.
ilikegreenspam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alligator and snakes live in the sewers, so there's a chance as you're on the toilet, they'll crawl up and bite you
TheOneObelisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost all of them I've read. Even if they're not scary, they terrify me.
I am a pansy.
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one terrifies me.
I_hate_Mr_Silks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who grew up in a mexican household. La llorona terrifies the living shit out of me. Its the story of a woman who loved a man so much she drowned her children and when he rejected her she killed herself. She roams the world seeking children to take with her. I still habitually make the sign of the cross when I say her name out loud.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That redditors can hunt you down and kill you even if you use a throwaway.
droznig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you post a picture using the throw away from an iphone or tablet, lots of them embed geo-location data without the users knowledge.
Just saying, it's not as far fetched as you might think.
VortexTube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That tennis balls contain poison gas
CrazyBeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bloody marry
BonkVonFuzzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Karl Tanner scares the shit out of me.
Jetskigunner_alt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher...
wot73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The hook" scared the shit out of me even as a young teenager.
mexicanlizards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pennhurst.
It was a boarding school for special needs children near where I grew up that was shut down decades ago after it became clear there was widespread abuse at the school and possibly even torture. The court proceedings showed they would actually have less disabled kids (but still very much disabled) take care of the really bad ones with no supervision. It was abandoned in such a hurry that everything inside it was left exactly where it was, and no one ever came to remove it because of some disturbing rumors.
The school was surrounded on three sides by a river, and they put a national guard base on the only entrance by land to stop anyone from going in, but they've still done nothing with the actual grounds.
I've been there.
The_R4ke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They actually run a pretty great haunted house out of there in the fall. You should check it out.
pecoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers......and specifically ones that looks like a dog or coyote that can stand on their hind legs. There was a story that goes around these sorts of thread about someone looking out their window and seeing a dog or wolf looking back at them.....then they realize the dog/wolf would have to be six feet tall and standing on their hind legs. Super Creepy. Combined with some really odd things that I have personally seen, it's enough to make me keep a bat next to my bed.
DaveFishBulb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ones that people actually believe and spread around.
glraedyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am still scared of sleeping with a fan on in a closed room.
cole519 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All of the stories from the movie Urban Legend. I watched it as a kid and will never forget it.
fluffyphysics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple Aki, don't show your muscles!
Greybeard29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's this clown, I think it's called the Norwich clown, no idea, basically some clown goes out and stands in one spot all night, he doesn't move... It's creepy as fuck
droznig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"According to reports it has knocked on someone's door and offered to paint their sills despite having no painting equipment."
baldywolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You mean this lad? http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/News/Northampton-News/Spooky-clown-mystery-grips-Northampton-14092013.htm
He has his own facebook page https://www.facebook.com/spotnorthamptonsclown
Greybeard29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the guy
DrLickitung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's in the middle of day for me, and usually these creepy stories don't have much effect during this time but...
Fuck me, when I go upstairs to sleep I'm gonna hear creeks and shit and stuff and shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MJqqU8XcGE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is an urban legend in my hometown about a strange man dressed in black. Many people claim to have seen him on a back road out in the countryside called Ike's Road. The encounters usually vary but it always happens on Ike's Rd. The story that gets told the most is about a high school kid driving straight through the man in black. The road itself gives off a creepy vibe. I never drive on it at night.
HappyNazgul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I came across some theories of lost cosmonauts some time back. The mental imagery of lifeless capsules in orbit, heading into the void of space or resting the surface of the moon with the remains of some poor Russian forgotten by humanity just gives me chills.
epichvs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff the Killer. Although most people think this story is stupid, it scared me more than any other pasta because of it's realism. A kid who gets a mental disability that makes him want to murder sounds like a realistic case a medical disorder. The things that makes him different from any other mental person are a) his looks (bleached face, long black hair) and b) the fact that he didn't get enough treatment in time, to the point where he kills his family and runs away. For all we know, he could be anywhere. And that picture... fake, but adds to the creep factor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I sleep with the blankets over my head,arms under and legs under not a single toe or finger out side the blanket because ir scared of something in my room.
Jodie182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just walking underneath my attic door freaks me out big time.
JCGDetailing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The U of Tennessee body farm scares the hell out of me. Saw a doc about it and something about how their mouths are all wide open horrifies me.
Wish it was an urban legend.
northsoutheastwest7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right there under Neyland...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kidney Heist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's a urban legend?
Darthchef444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared as fuck that I'll get a phonecall or text that says "turn around" or "behind you" from someone I don't know. Even if it just is a prankcall.
Geoffreypjs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman. Just mothman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My partner is terrified of Spring Heel(ed) Jack, to the point where I'm banned from mentioning him.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was your friend born in 1860? In London?
cid0nit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La Llorona. She drowned her kids and in the night she haunts the streets and houses looking for them.
OrganicCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone in my area has figured out the apparent best way to not get caught with sexual assault/rape. Riding a bike with a hood, he attacks random people.
They can change bikes almost at will with all the stolen bikes around here, wait for easy targets in hundreds of spots, and the police can't chase them even if they were around because their cars can't get into areas the bike can.
fruitcakefriday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Candyman legend. I said Candyman 5 times when I was a teenager in the school playground, and I kid ye not, the very moment I said the 5th Candyman, I got the shock of my life...and a tennis ball in my face. Totally random.
Xzypher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back in my /b/ days, I remember there was a user who saw some giant black dog creature draging an entire cow carcass on the side of some back road, and down the road a bit farther he found a teenage girl walking alone. He gave her a ride into town, but when he metioned the dog he saw earlier, she freaked the fuck out, demanded he pull over, and ran off into the woods. Then there was some other user, tower defense guy I think they called him, who the next night saw the dog in his yard in roughly the same area, but he was believed to have been killed after a few updates. The board went apeshit over it, and there were people planning on looking for evidence in the area, and trying to figure out who the girl was. I don't know, it's been a long time, and I'm currently on mobile or i'd try and find some more information about it. All I know is that shit was crazy at the time
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:15 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know the things you are referring to -- I think you mean subreddits? (I don't know what /b/ is). Not sure why the girl would have freaked out etc.
But the idea of a huge dog-like creature makes perfect sense. Consider the extreme range of sizes and appearances of domesticated dogs. It is not hard to imagine dogs that become feral perhaps breeding and the result being a huge "dog-like" creature (in fact just a dog) that might be pretty ugly and maybe not too friendly. If we wanted to breed one, we probably could start with existing breeds and go from there.
Xzypher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:38 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1j11lk/anon_has_an_encounter_with_two_devildogs_and_a/ Sorry, i would have included this in the post if i wasn't on mobile at the time. This picture describes generally what happened, but actually being there when everyone was flipping shit and threads on the topic were popping up all over the place was a whole different level of awesome/creppy
Musty__Elbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman
lordzelo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That I'll be somewhere, get drugged, and wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney and a cellphone with a note that says, "Call the Hospital!"
somethinsfacky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The legend itself doesn't actually scare me but I was recently told a story of two girls that were very much into the story of slender man (it's popular in Cal U, in Pennsylvania). The girls were obsessive over it and ended up stabbing one of their friends and blaming the influence of slender man. That it actually effected someone into causing harm to others is what is terrifying to me
http://news.discovery.com/human/psychology/slenderman-legend-cited-in-girls-stabbing-who-is-he-140603.htm
Reddit-Fusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if you would call it an urban legend, but I'm always super afraid of someone grabbing my feet from under my bed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those stories that claim the mere act of reading the story sets some sort of program or trigger in your brain where you are now destined to be visited by a ghost/become a victim/die
Xperr7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You guys look like you need /r/eyebleach
Bored_Office_Girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
definitely the Bloody Mary in the Bathroom Mirror...shit is dumb. But if it's dark in the bathroom you won't see me lookin at/near/or even the same wall that the mirror is on.
Aodrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Owlman
Oysterchild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where the lady has a nest of spiders in her hair, and they eat her face.
I don't have a problem with spiders, but this just gets to me. A lot of the gross ones really creep me out, like a kid being cooked.
Or the guy that accidentally leaves a kid in the car on a hot day.
I used to get urban legend books out the library at school and try and scare myself.
stef-witt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People can lick too.
Or Candyman. 31 and still can't do it.
swarley212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since I live near the pine barrens in NJ, The Jersey Devil http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
NoloNine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please, no one say slanderman.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman
dashieundomiel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slanderman
cornbread_kingdom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember a scene from a scary movie when I was a kid where someone was driving through fog and suddenly there was, what the driver thought was a person standing in the road. The driver thought they hit the person but it was a ghost and was now in her back seat. I can't remember the movie. I am always extra cautious in the fog when I am driving now though! :|
Sgrandd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The legend of Ron burgandy
dragon-pet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone said "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light?"
I was obsessed with urban legends as a kid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid I hovered while shitting because my brother told me snakes come out of toilets some times. That lasted about 3 weeks.
It would be terrifying to get bit on my good parts while answering nature's call. I don't really know any other stories.
Bania4Prez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't use it you lose it. Keeps me up at night
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FIFY
Thedeathrulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why the Fuck do i always insist on reading these kinds of posts at 2 in the morning
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None of this shit below is an Urban Legend... Or am I way off here?
Doxtator007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this thread. My younger bro and sis will hate these scary stories :)
LectricSlide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thump thump drag. Scariest shit ever
Username0089 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't use it you lose it.
dragon-pet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one always intrigued me.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil's_Footprints
Jack_Bartowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
coke and poprocks. I don't know why, but i always feel like if i did it, my stomach would explode.
highwind2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed children and shadow people
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend, but you know that scene in Zombieland where Columbus ia sitting on a toilet and then a clown is looking at him from the space beneath the door?
Yeah, fuck that scene.
Joonagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair witch legend.
Can any one tell me wether there were some authenticity to the legends in the film or was it all made up for the movie?
Alfodr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was all made up for the movie.
It also had a very successful early viral campaign to help sell it as real. Additionally, it was the first truly "successful" found footage film released (certainly not the first). All of this lead to an easy belief that it was indeed real.
Source: I was the cameraman for a fellow who interviewed the filmmakers during Blair Witch Project's theatrical run. They said they made it all up.
Joonagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did know they made a fake documentary before sending out the film.
I just thought maybe the had spun their film plot around an already existing urban legend. I am a little bummed that isn't the case :-/ not even the part with the child murdering guy?
And thanks for your awesome answer!
Thylinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Masturbation will make you go blind
Brewtown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The beast of bray road" or rather a bigass wolf man super muntant that roams walworth county in wisconsin. Plenty of sheriffs deputies that have seen some wierd shit.
On top of that, there has been mountain lion prints found in the area, and even sightings.
Krugadubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PURPLE AKI
equestrianism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not going to lie. That whole waking-up-in-a-tub-of-ice-missing-your-kidney thing kinda gets me...probably dumb, I know, but, I am kinda attached to my internal organs...unless I'm dead. Then, organ donors may have what they need...the rest, TO SCIENCE!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a heads up, avoid that back alley tomorrow.
equestrianism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GASP! Are you coming for my kidney??? Actually, I just got done running in my neighborhood....past the opening to the alley....HOLY CRAP!!! I think I should be scared...I am never taking out the trash again!
sailorJery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Judeo-Christian God
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Jersey Devil, only because I live in NYC.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: /r/nosleep
PKThundr7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why I'm commenting this since there are already over 7000 comments, but I always have to check behind the shower curtain when I walk into the bathroom... just to be sure. We used to even have a little mirror in our shower that would freak me the fuck out. I would check the shower to make sure nothing was there then close the curtain because I didn't want the mirror watching me. Then I would get scared that something was coming out of the mirror while I was pooping so I would check the shower again before leaving the bathroom.
iPutTheScrewNTheTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you scared of mirrors?
PKThundr7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
are they not gateways to other worlds? seriously though ... kinda
Emirae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up in the Philippines and there are a lot of urban legends that float around that is still alive today.
Chanak: During the day it looks like a normal baby, at night it turns into a demon baby that eats humans. So if you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night outside your house. DO NOT GO OUT THERE!
Manananggal: Manananggal ("one who can remove"): The manananggal is from Philippine mythology and is a witch-like person (usually a woman) with long hair and wild eyes who can detach her upper torso from her lower half of her body via wings that sprout whenever there is a full moon. She usually flies in the dark searching for victims whose blood she sucks. The common story is of a pregnant woman lying in bed asleep, the manananggal alights on the thatched roof of the grass "nipa" hut, lowers her proboscis- like tongue and sucks the blood of the fetus in the mother's womb. Application of garlic on the lower body while the upper half is away will make it impossible for the manananggal to return. If the upper torso remains away from the lower torso at daybreak the manananggal will die. Salt works equally well against the manananggal. The trick is to sprinkle salt on the lower torso of the manananggal while the upper one is away. This prevents the manananggal from rejoining its other half.
pauletta1728 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
r/nosleep's the smiling man always gave me nightmares Link: http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/sp9vo/the_smiling_man/
IHazMagics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any well written creepy pasta.
senor_moustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone post that Japanese comic about the lady wandering the street looking for her baby and asks you where he/she is. That ones scary as fuck and I don't want to have to look for it :(
CaecusDaemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one that scrolls down automatically to scare the shit out of you?
senor_moustache ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes that one.
CaecusDaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's Korean, not Japanese, but I know I'm not gonna try to find it to find out.
Chowdaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bongcheon-Dong Ghost?
I've seen it before, so forgive me for not making sure if it works or not. ;)
senor_moustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Your gonna make me double check to be sure? I hate you.
Edit: yup. Thats the one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much an urban legend as a really well-written story, but the Dionaea House blogs were the first thing to really creep me out in a long time. You have to read through a couple different sites to piece it together, but it's definitely worth it.
iPutTheScrewNTheTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:17 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I could not follow it at all. Care to explain it to me por favor?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basically it's a story told mostly in the first person via emails, blog posts and journal entries about a house that has the qualities of a carnivorous plant. The story itself branches out from the main site I linked to, to two of the character's personal blogs. You have to piece it together like I said, but it's really interesting and creepy if you have the patience for it.
iPutTheScrewNTheTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much! I'll go re-read it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny Hunter.
LovepeaceandStarTrek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nosleep
killerbanana14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's either the mothman, or the Wendigo....both terrify the shit outta me
Bigstar976 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:45 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The lady in white you supposedly see on the side of the road when you're driving by yourself at night.
_NotMuchToGawkAt_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spring Heeled Jack. Fucking terrified me when I first heard of it.
MrPoundabeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The "knockout" game.
arbourvitae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, totally agree with you that that one is the scariest of all. Wish it was a legend.
EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Care to explain?
arbourvitae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:32 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure. The comment I responded to referred to so called random attacks on people whom the attackers just happened to be walking by. I say so called because I am not so sure the victims weren't targeted in advance.
CherryWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Killer in the Window. Never fails to scare the living piss out of me...I make a point not to look out windows when I'm home alone.
In hindsight that's probably a worse idea...
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/reflection.asp
ponchoandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Char Man is real. As are some of these other ones.
thatonelurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another one used is a car at dusk or dark with no lights on driving and you flash to give them a heads up about their lights and then they follow and kill you.
glassramen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:28:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not an urban legend, it's actuall something people have done, and I'm sure they still do it. I'm not 100% on it, but I'm pretty sure.
ceelo_purple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp
glassramen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for clearing that up for me. I don't remember where I originally heard it from.
iPutTheScrewNTheTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chain e-mails.
A7X_RICA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman and the jersey devil
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black
kidseyed kidsdashieundomiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Slenderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maggot Brain NSFW.
glassramen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember the specifics but supposedly here in my town there is a female ghost that wanders one specific street around midnight. She is said to walk from where the road ends (Right in front of a high school) south until the other end.
Maximus1333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The battle of L.A! Seriously, what was it?!
zimmii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really an urban legend but more my dad telling the family/a few of his friends this story:
Sometime in the 90's my dad's friend Abe moved from a little cottage to a house closer to the main road (well, a little mainer; he still lived in the countryside). Why? Abe was convinced the house was haunted. My parents and I spent a great deal of hours helping Abe set up the new house (painting, decor) and he would be mentioning to dad in the background how much his cottage freaked him out and that moving was good, though the cottage being so nearby still scared him.
He mentioned one night after we were decorating that he felt a presence in the new house after we had left, so he rang my father to come back for some company (Abe was a very old man, widower, and generally not strong enough to keep himself safe from intruders) as he felt a bit scared. My dad stayed chatting to him for a few hours until it was time to go home (around 2am).
He hopped into his car and made his way out onto the road when he said he could feel something strange in the car. He pulled over to the side of the road, looked behind him to check the back seats - nothing was there yet he could still feel something odd. He continued driving and when he approached a stop light or stop sign, stopped his car to take notice of the road, and suddenly heard the back door slam. He looked behind but still there was nothing there, but after a few minutes felt the atmosphere lift. He was petrified and drove home as quickly and safely as he could.
My dad isn't a dumbass and doesn't lie about things. I've never heard him be freaked out by anything but when he tells this story to people he does genuinely get a case of the shivers because he can't find a single explanation for why the door could have slammed.
My family have lots of crazy ghost/paranormal/lucky stories but this is the one that gave me the willies the most. There's another story where my nephew and niece were seeing a hairy man in their house as a toddler, but that's another story.
iPutTheScrewNTheTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:55 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to hear more if you want to share.
zimmii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I submitted it a few months back but it's well buried in the depths of Reddit by this stage, here's a copypasta:
"My sister, brother-in-law and their five kids live in one of those houses in the countryside about two miles from the nearest village. The house is surrounded by mostly empty fields and the nearest neighbour is about a 20 minute walk away (if you've ever been to the Irish countryside, you will know what kind of house location I'm talking about). It's pretty peaceful living in the countryside this way, though at night time or whenever you're on your own it can get pretty creepy.
This happened in 2008 - My sister's friend was getting married, and as their eldest daughter was old enough to join them, they asked my mother if she would babysit the rest of the kids for the night (S who was 9, D who was 3, and E who was 1. Their youngest wasn't born at this stage). My mother agreed and packed up her stuff and stayed with them from earlier that day.
As night drew closer, mam was sitting in the living area watching TV and playing with the youngest child when D, the three year old, suddenly jumped out of his seat, started wailing and backed away from one corner of the room. My mother asked him what was wrong, to which he kept pointing to the chair in the corner of the room, saying there was a 'big scary man with hairy legs' sitting on it and the man kept staring at him. There was something about a 'black shadow' lurking behind him on the wall too. Mam looked, and obviously couldn't see anything. She assumed that D had nodded off and woke himself out of a nightmare, or maybe he was having a little separation anxiety from his parents leaving for the night. She didn't put it down to anything more than a three year olds wild imagination and tiredness. Despite this, he would not relax and refused to turn his face away from my mother as she was hugging him. He eventually fell asleep in my mothers arms and she put him to bed.
Sometime the next day, my sister and her husband arrived home and they eventually had the whole โwere they being good?โ chat. Mam brought up how D must have had a nightmare and explained to them what he was seeing, and mentioned the hairy-leg-man, the chair and the shadow. Both my sisters and her husbands faces dropped. They explained then when D's older sister, S, was the same age as him, she would sometimes randomly get terrified of the living room chair saying there was a hairy man sitting on it with a big black shadow. My sister nor her husband obviously couldn't see it, and when my niece's complaints became more frequent they DID get a little weirded out about it, but still only put it down to a childs overactive imagination.
To top this off, they remembered a few times beforehand, doors used to unlocked themselves, things would be moved, and at one point my brother-in-laws shotgun had gone missing from one of the rooms with no explanation.
As I come from a very religious family (Roman Catholic), my dad insisted that a mass service/blessing be held in the house to 'cleanse' it and have my sister, brother-in-law, nephew, nieces and mother blessed to rid of any lost souls that may want to hang around them.
On the pro side, the youngest baby, E, reached three years old without having any complaints nor being scared of the living room. Things stopped going missing and nothing out of the ordinary happened in the house again, as far as I'm aware."
Citystarrz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PURPLE AKI. google it
EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spooky
RugerDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gators in the sewers.
Imagine my relief when I found out we only have raccoons.
scottwalker88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Going for a nap alone in your house, waking up with your on your chest with a picture of you sleeping.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The kelpie. It's more ancient Irish folklore, but it scares the clean fuck outta me.
P2PressStart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The call coming from inside the house always scared the shit out me. Freaky stories on YTV why do you di this to me
Beanz4ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified of the tanning bed locking closed and burning to death!!! (Thanks, Final Destination 3)
KirriLidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Id be more concerned about skin cancer.
giscard78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The lady who killed her kids over a guy and roams the desert looking for them. She'll snap you right up.
This story I found out is actually retold in a bunch of different parts of Latin America. I thought it was just a Southwest US Hispanic thing. It was mad creepy to look out the window at night at the vast expanse of desert and wonder if she is out there.
Mix_Master_Floppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spunk ball- If youre sitting at a red light with your window rolled down, someone would throw a ball into your car and yell spunk ball and run off. It was something like a wallball filled with gasoline and had a fire cracker in the hole were they poured the gas in. My uncle told me that one while we lived in Orlando FL and said it would explode when the fire cracker went off.
248Spacebucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When we were kids there was a "haunted" restaurant close to Clear Lake in California. We would go in a large group on vacation with the Lions club. All the older men would talk about the house it was in and the legend that it was haunted, etc before we went. When we were there for dinner they took turns flickering the lights, talking about the ghost "Rebecca", knocking things over and generally being creepy. My brain knows as an adult it wasn't real, but I still OH GOD IT'S REBECCA sometimes when the lights go out or something crashes in a kitchen.
BrenMan_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the one about Candle Jack. That one really gets me--
yeastybeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a couple who bought a home after an elderly man passed away. He had been a clown and the home was filled with strange circus knickknacks. While renovating they found crawl spaces on every corner of the basement. These had dozens of bodies of children hidden in them, each with a hole drilled in the back of the skull. Some of these holes still had condoms in them....
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is only worthy of one response: nopenopenopenopnopenope.
jessatemyspider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HIV needles left in the coin-return slot of vending/ticket machines.
AirborneRanger122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still hold my breath when I drive by cemeteries so souls don't fly into my mouth....
KirriLidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I remember this from my childhood too.
Brown_Brony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up hunting in the southern part of South Carolina and there was a shut down radiation enrichment facility and the guys at our hunt club joked about glow in the dark deer. This didn't bother me. What scared the shit out of me and does to this day is when I heard some story about radioactive soldiers who wander the woods eating campers. I'm a 6', 270 lb male, and to this day if I think about it and I see any woods when its dark anywhere I start to get jumpy.
Ubergeeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Syringes left on cinema seats with a note saying "I have HIV"
TheAmishMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one that was posted on /r/NoSleep about the dark net. Didn't sleep for days, during finals too. Scared shitless
eltejano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had a regional scary urban legend about the donkey lady down in San Antonio. Seems that everyone had a different version of the story though - I didn't know about the bridge part described in the links below- just that there was a house on the South Side you shouldn't get too close to.
Link 1 | Link 2
Patches_O_Hoolihan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My all time favorite urban legend: http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1jai1j/does_anyone_know_a_good_plumber_i_did_one_of/
CuteBunnyWabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not urban legend but creepy shit. I was at a youth center and had to call my brother in law to come pic me up. I forgot my phone at home and didn't remember his number so I checked his Facebook for his cell number I find it and notice it's from a long time ago but what the hell. I call it and almost immediately someone picks up. But it wasn't him it was some really creepy hollow laughter accompanied by heavy breathing. Then it went dead...I tried to show my friend what happened so I call the number again an I get the automated message of "we're sorry the number you have dialled is out of service" bricks were shat
Dookiestain_LaFlair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gangs that go around and beat people to death with baseball bats. I totally get why the police will shoot someone 10 times if they have a baseball bat and don't put it down when they are told. Normally I am against that sort of thing but those baseball bat gang attacks have me spooked. They go for your legs first so you can't get away, and then they just take like 15 or 20 minutes to beat you to death.
nikizzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:23 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not really an urban legend really but people without a mouth or nose.... I watched a Twilight Zone movie and the kid silenced someone by removing their mouth. Ugh
mjsriracha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Nicholas Cage is god. The idea of a world ruled by the Cage fills me with horror.
Tipppptoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go on a first date. Get a little drunk. Go back to your place. Wake up in a bathtub of ice with a gaping cut in your abdomen and a note that thanks you for your kidney donation.
TheLionHearted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shiiiiiiiit, Id be happy that my kidney was the only thing they took.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One day, about three summers ago, my father and I were chopping and stacking firewood. We lived in Alabama at the time and we were out in a very rural area very far from any homes. After a hard days work we decided to have some fun and shoot the guns. After grabbing the guns from the truck we walked off into the woods and proceeded to blow the living hell out of whatever we could find with our shotguns. Before sunset we began to head back to the truck. As we exited the tree line and approached the truck from a distance we both noticed that the windshield had been smashed. After noticing we began to run towards the truck because we knew that there was no way anything could have fallen on it since it was parked in a pasture and wasn't near any trees. When we got to the truck there was no sign of anything that could have fell onto or hit the truck. It was about the size of one of the logs we had cut. The scary part of this is that we were very far from any homes or people. Someone had to have followed us and watched us and waited till we were out of sight of the truck. I can't imagine what would have happened if we would have left sight of the truck without the guns. I probably wouldn't be writing this story.
zloink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rats coming up toilets in the city
MasoodMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Afghanistan, there is a story of spirits in mountain caves. Spirits of the dead mongols who ruled in the area and whatnot that would attack and kill you, and then eat your organs, as they once did with their enemies, or so the story goes.
This lead to people being afraid of the mountains to the point where you could build a house on the mountain free of charge. Ironic cause people pay millions in America to live in the hills.
Chasichan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The creepiest story is the one about tulpas. A imaginative doppelganger of yourself that can turn on you...
secretly_an_alpaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Local legend that the area I lived in had a history of alien abductions. Let's just say I got a little concerned when people thought it was funny to shine flashlights in my window.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:04 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized this has nothing to do with an urban legend but it was still scary as hell.
Marioaddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you think less of me if i said I hate going outside alone because I'm afraid of being attacked by Slenderman?
...ok, maybe not so much afraid, because I know the story is made up. But even so, I get really unnerved.
dashieundomiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. I'm reading this thread, just about terrified. My wonderful mom decides to turn on this song that scared me out of my wits when I was a kid.
Fuck.
ultgambit266 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most Hispanic kids know of la llorna, she freaked me out as a kid
Bloody mary freaked me out as a kid as well, I never went into a bathroom with the lights turned off
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That the pull out method doesn't work
Spore2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Legend of Bill Brasky.
Stinky_WhizzleTeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black eyed children. Don't offer to help them.
Chilldyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a kid in my neighborhood who was a few years younger than me who had black eyes. He'd just stare at you while you passed. He didn't blink. Moderately unnerving.
nutellablaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:35 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My eyes are extremely dark brown. So much so that they do look black sometimes. Can you explain to me what this urban legend is about
Stinky_WhizzleTeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Completely black not just your iris, like solid black charcoal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not even a legend, but Unit 731. How people could commit such atrocities to humanity is beyond me. It's pretty much real life Russian sleep experiment but lots of other nasty things too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple Aki
Arminas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The piggy man. He's half man, half pig. A butcher whos head was cut off and replaced with the head of a pig. They say if you look in the mirror and say his name 3 times, he'll appear behind you and kill you. I'm so terrified that i can't even go to the bathroom anymore. No rooms with a mirror. I think I should go see someone.
Beepollen99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one about a college roommate who comes into her dorm room after her roommate, doesn't want to wake her, so just gets ready for bed in the dark. Next morning, the girl finds her murdered roommate and sees a message on the mirror in lipstick, "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights?" Aah, so creepy!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bathtub lady from The Shining.
For the most part I've gotten over my fear of bathrooms, but I'm still a little nervous about it.
Eagle694 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
don't really believe in any of them enough to be scared of any, but thought I'd share since I don't see it anywhere in the comments yet-
Anyone from the Chicago area should be familiar with Resurrection Mary. The story goes that a young woman, Mary, was on a date at the Oh Henry Ballroom (now Willowbrook Ballroom) in a suburb of Chicago. Her and her boyfriend had an argument and she left, choosing to walk home in the cold rather then stay with him for the night. She was killed by a hit and run and discovered by her parents who buried her in Resurrection Cemetery, in a white dancing dress. Different versions of the story say that a ghostly figure can be seen at night in the cemetery wearing a white dress, others go the vanishing hitchhiker route, wherein young men claim to have picked up a girl in a white dress somewhere along the road between the ballroom and cemetery. When they drive by the cemetery the girl asks to be let out and disappears among the graves.
djmooselee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously it's the pop rocks... The kid who ate too many and drank soda and then his stomach exploded...man I stayed away from pop rocks
canada-red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some of the Creepypasta's.
Big_Daddy_PDX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one where a guy picks up a random hot chick at the bar and wakes up the next day without a kidney.
Awake00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sink holes. I always see these photoshopped pictures and videos of sink holes, and I am so relieved they aren't real. But what if they were? Anyway, I'm sure I'm safe here in Florida. With our solid sand foundation and what not.
chrisimac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course! I'm here in Florida, too, and everyone knows filled in swamp is the best, most secure land for building on! All the other states WISH they had swamp filled with sand (soft, fine, shifty sugar sand) to build on!
Awake00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. Bunch of amateurs.
Woodshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am afraid to turn the lights off in the bathroom before I walk out because something might get me. I overheard a story in 3rd grade and I am still scared 20 years later
i_run_far ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alligators in the sewers. Makes me think one is going to come up the toilet and bite my butt.
theblackraven996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candlejack, he scares the living dayli
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Walking through car park late at night and Fenton appears. See Video if you don't know the reference
_glitchwolf_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I was absolutely terrified of The Rake. I told my friend it was going to kill her and I ended up going to her place for a sleepover, then we stayed up all night shivering in fear because we thought it was in the room...
daaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The one where someone is lying under my car, waiting for me to approach, so he can cut my Achilles tendon.
fanayd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:28 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
frackin pet cemetary. did me in for months.
laxmaslow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
slender man
jgrex22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The legend of el chupa nibre
purplenurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody else other than my wife in my own room when I'm asleep, similar to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6flB0XvmTo chilled me to the bone.
khmeroldiez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The realization that there's a ghost making your hair stand up or making you itch but you don't even bother with it and go about your daily life.
Theradoc16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has anybody brought up Hide and seek alone?
Link here
breadofchampions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me, it's either the urban legend of the man with the hook hand, or this one. Gives me shivers whenever I think about either of them! I always check my back seat whenever I get into my car.
kitten- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably Zeke the Plumber.. shudder
nickdngr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story Dave Eggers wrote for This American Life about "Francis." Richard Hickey shot a great and creepy animation of it.
ZAilCoinS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfoot.
swiftassassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
B E K gets me every time. Also the German Bell Experiment. Can't explain why those two bother me.
Rickardo_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't use it you lose it
Goukenlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetleju
Csinclair00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who has a lot of surgeries, being awake but paralyzed during surgery
bekah_m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The creepy old long fingered lady who lives under your bed and grabs you if any part of you is hanging over.
Even now in my 20's, I never leave a leg hanging over the edge. Never.
angrycomputernerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hate to tell you this but thanks to advances in technology she can reach through the springs now.
bekah_m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Water bed it is.
EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:03 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She can grab whatever body part that's not under a blanket. Also keep your feet away from the end of the bed.
DJPizzaBagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: risky clicks
Sunpride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Crack Fox...
gritty600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Elf's or Dwarf's. But the evil ones that play tricks on you for kicks. misplacing things, theres a lot worse that they can do.
imahappybunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm practicing violin, I face a corner, and that's where my music is etc. Every time I practice, I swear I feel someone walk behind me, I just get that feeling, and a slight breeze. Scares the shit out of me...
iamsheena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a man that appears in everyone's dreams.
It's not true and it's kind of funny. I freaked myself out one night, reading about this man who appears in everyone's dreams. On this website, they have these "testimonies" of people who experienced his presence in their dreams. There was a picture drawn that was explained to the artist by many people, so it was posted. His face was uber creepy and I blocked it out with my hand while reading the content.
That night, I had a ridiculously restless sleep where I dreamed about normal things but noticed this guy EVERYWHERE. His face was just haunting me. All because I looked at that stupid website. His face gets into your mind and wreaks havoc. I kept waking up, terrified. I don't know what website it is, but a Google search could turn something up. I just don't want to see his face again.
Box-ception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:22 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Dash Old Lady appears in tunnels and chases people in Japan, there's also the kuchisake onna.
Japan has so many urban legends.
swimmerboy29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one about the guy who goes to his cousin's lakehouse and there are zombie/skinwalker/humanoids in the woods around the lake that only come out at night and once they come out during the day and attack his friends.
martininkorea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the plot of "The Village".
meliux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:00 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Candyman... candyman... candyman... candyman...
SnS_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You did it wrong. Let me show you.
Candyman!
Candyman!
Candyman!
...huh I thought that would wor
martininkorea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Willy Wonka?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The urban legend where the girl thinks her dog is licking her hand/or feet but really it's a serial killer under her bed.
killingstubbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender man.
Eiian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:05 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite urban legend, however it didn't hit me until I already bought my two story house. Creeps me to no end.
I Now Live in a One Story House: http://youtu.be/dVq0-YvqFao
oh_myglob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always find that foreign urban legends, especially ones from Asia, are the scariest. My family is from Thailand and my mom used to tell me about all these different kinds of ghosts, mostly to teach me a lesson about something. For example, there is a ghost who has a mouth the size of a pinhole (because he would talk back to his parents) and hands the size of oars (because he would disobey his parents) - things like that.
MRLINDAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:36 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
girls who rape guys with a syringe full of AIDS tainted blood as their weapon
I_sm0ke_r1cers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:59 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Easily the super devil..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I may be a guy, but the Hanako-san legend in Japan scares the fuck out of me. The story goes that in the girl's bathroom you'll be offered red or blue garments of clothing, which apparently dictates how you die by her hand or something.
CptBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:11 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's like the toilet ghost, who offers you red or blue paper. And kills you accordingly. But I think you can confuse most Japanese ghosts (according to the thread I read) with answering in the form of a question, or a compliment.
Gyrtop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or also apparently just saying you have a meeting soon and don't have time to talk. The one with the slit mouth or whatever apparently is just like 'Oh okay, sorry to bother you.'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Needles and gas pumps. Fuuuuuck that, I make my husband pump every time.
Also, I refuse to drink, get high, go swimming, get anywhere NEAR the woods, or have sex on Friday the 13th. I try not to smoke my cigarettes, and every time I light up I look over my shoulder.
Jonathan_Freeloader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hipsters.
TheKinkMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to go sit outside and read as the sun set, but I think I'm going to pass after reading this thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:37 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In grade 6 i read in a book that a lady in new york had a ear wig crawl into her ear that later on ate our her brain...for the next 6 months i slept with a pillow covering my head at all time.
TzucciMane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Texas Chainsaw is an urban legend. And it terrifies me...
CptBoots ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:47:54 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
texas chainsaw isn't a legend. It's a film based on a real murder house.
TzucciMane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:56 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No it's not dude. LMAO. The family is fake, the story is fake, the house is fake. The story is LOOSELY based on serial killers like Ed Gein and the like (the way the killer deconstructs the bodies, etc is what they mimicked), but it's not real in any way at all. Hate to break it to you.
That's also why it's one of the greatest urban legends in my opinion; is because it is so widely known and yet many people think it was based off a real story when it wasn't.
Maybe you should go post in TIL. TYL: Texas Chainsaw is 100% fake. Congrats!
CptBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will not.
eden751 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:23 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bloody mary
Weednoob1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman
TheWayIDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:35 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's really stupid, but "Humans Can Lick Too". It's about this girl who's home alone and she's a little bit scared do she puts her hand under her bed for her dog to lick it. She wakes up to a dripping noise and goes and tightens the taps in the house. She puts her hand under her bed for her dog to lick it again. She wakes up to dripping again and goes into the bathroom to double check the taps. Written on the mirror in blood is "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Scared, she follows the dripping noise back to her room, to her wardrobe. She opens it to find her dog, gutted and skinned hanging there. She turns around to find a naked man standing there with a knife, telling her "Humans can lick too,"
It gets me every time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:24 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im Mexican and the urban legend that terrifies me the most is the La Llorona (The Weeping Woman) thanks for telling me the story mom.
themokeesluvr15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ive heard of la llorona but dont know the story...whats the story?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
heres the story: http://www.literacynet.org/lp/hperspectives/llorona.html
themokeesluvr15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:46 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its not that scary lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:51 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The legend of scuzzlebutt
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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lampofshadyness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
There was this guy who went to Peru. When he came back, he noticed scratching noises coming from inside his ear. He was also feeling intense pain coming from the same ear. He went to the doctor when he noticed a fly FLY OUT OF HIS FUCKING EAR. It turns out that while he was in Peru, a fly flew into his ear while he was asleep, laid eggs, and the maggots were eating his inner ear and skull. The part that freaks me out the most? The fact that this actually happened. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LRs-1i2B2LQ
thumper626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The black eyes kids
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently some Chinese restaurants never buy fresh frying oil. They just keep reusing old oil, and when that becomes too gunky, they buy old oil from other restaurants.
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:31 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stayed in a hotel by the beach in a small southern California town. The hotel was fairly new and nothing creepy at all.
The room had a door and when I opened it was just a smaller room with a single bed in it. No windows or anything -- I was told it was just for a family with small kids maybe.
Anyhow, that room creeped me out and I think either I kept the door open or shut all night.
I also once stayed in a big empty house that was being sold. Two things happened. Once I walked into a room that I forgot had a floor-to-ceiling mirror. It was dark and I saw my reflection and that of course scared the fuck out of me.
The second thing that happened was since there was a for-sale sign out front and the town (a different town, a terrible one in the SJ valley known for crumminess, bailbonding being a growth industry currently) was filled with unemployed and homeless, I heard noises around midnight. The house was broken into despite the fact that I left lights on.
I ran into the kids and told them nothing was there and they ran but it did not have to have gone down so well.
I have other stories and they all have to do with how scary the world can be due to real or imagined things that happen to you when alone (or with one other person) late at night.
KSDhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:41 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman.
Kellianne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have not heard this. do I want to?
KSDhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://ww2.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/02/twelve-year-old-who-allegedly-stabbed-her-friend-to-appease-slender-man-found-incompetent-to-stand-trial
whatsername25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:02 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At your own risk!
Kellianne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:29 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read about it. It seems like too much work to test it out :)
olgaleslie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:30 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black people have a genetic propensity for crime.
zomgfruitbunnies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That people eat (x) number of spiders during their lifetime.
laxt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have learned the long game, my friend.
rostabul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:45 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The stories about people being stabbed with HIV infected needles. That is a terrifying prospect that doesn't involve a supernatural origin. It could realistically happen and there isn't much you could do about it.
Razmuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The rail chaser
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hookman story, not the fucking movie series , the campfire version.
Luy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Jersey Devil or the Melon heads. I actually live in CT, but northern CT, so no Melon Heads up here.
touchmybee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are the melon heads? I've never heard of this one...
Luy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:26 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
around Milford CT some time ago there was a brother and sister? that escaped a madhouse and started inbreeding in the deep woods and after a few generations they've formed a tribe of inbreds, and due to inbreeding they have many defects, most noticeably large melon-shaped heads.
touchmybee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:29 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Freaky. Thanks!
AnalogPen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:06 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have stories about communities of them here in NJ. Basically, crazy kids with hydrocephaly (water on the brain).
Schuba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:18 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Booth world Industries
kick150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:32 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother told me a story about her old house that she lived in when she was a kid. Every morning someone in her family would go downstairs to put wood in the furnace to heat the house and nothing was down there. Once the time became 7 pm someone would have to go back down to add more wood, but this time in the room behind the furnace there was a casket. Once I heard this I had to check it out for myself. So then me and my brother went to the house which is now my uncles place. We went down into the basement around 7 pm and long behold the fucking casket was there. Got goosebumps instantly and just ran up the stairs. Never stepped foot in my uncles house ever again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:27 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
forget. this. thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Herobrine
GodofCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:14 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pig Lady Bridge.
This story is from Maryland in the Elkton area. I read about it in a book and I'm not from Maryland by the way though I did visit there once but it was an accident when we took the wrong road.
Anyway, the story goes that a group of people saw a house on fire in the woods and they saw a figure jump out the second story window. When they helped the figure, they found it was a woman with a deformed face, almost like a pig face. The group of people ran off.
Well it is said that she haunts a bridge, a bit chilling but sounds a bit dull until I read a story of what someone had experienced there. One night a guy and some of his friends went down to the supposed bridge and yelled for the pig lady. There was a long silence but there was a scream that came from under the bridge. It was a constant scream, going on and on. It began to get closer and sounded more like a pig squeal it was nonhuman. They drove out of there as fast as possible and the story teller who was in the backseat saw a figure walking around on the bridge
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:08 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been terrified of the Wendigo legend. Not the one about a cannibal spirit, but the one about the voice that calls to you during windstorms and then drags you away.
McGuinness_CGN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if it's an urban legend but something like this freaks me out! -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmqPdXOczrw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:39 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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EnderGolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:47 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
I loved that story, I don't remember where I first read it...
Wtfguysreally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:14 on August 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's "humans can lick too" and it was originally a scary stories to tell in the dark. Great books.
EnderGolem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:33 on August 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved those books! I loved (what I think it was called) The Thing
wearingaredjacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I try hard not to look in a mirror in the dark. My mother said you will see monster. I know its just my reflection, but I refuse to look or acknowledge it. At least I hope it is only my reflection, maybe my mother's advice has saved me for all this time.
ayergachef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:33 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always think it would be awesome if you could rig your mirror to make it look like someone is standing behind you if triggered by maybe the medicine cabinet opening or the soap being removed/pumped. You could have it with a different character every few months or so.
Dragneel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:38 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bit late to the thread, but theres this legend about a nun standing beside the road, tying to get a lift. If you were rude and didn't pick her up after she asked, she'd be sitting behind you when you drove off. Or drunken men would throw their empty liquor bottles out of the window by that same road, you'd get that bottle thrown to your head right back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:20 on July 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A better link http://www.kuwaittimes.net/read_news.php?newsid=NzMwMjczMjY2
The goatlady and tantal scared the shit out of me
Draxlar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:27 on July 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stepping on a crack. Don't want my mother to break her back.
not-so-right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:27 on September 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the Kimberley story because 1) I hallucinate a lot and 2) the air vent in my room is directly above the top part of my bed. And, of course, I felt it was completely reasonable to hear it at 2am for the first time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:25 on September 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The legend about some creepy girl that lived in some guys wardrobe for like 10 years or something, can someone find it?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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peeceypee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RealSuperAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:04 on July 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like one of my favourite Goosebumps stories: Das Kapital
be_water7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:26:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I used to be scared by flushing the toilet because of how noisy it can be. Sometimes I would remove the cushion from the couch and take a piss there. That or I would take a piss in the garbage can. Why there was no stench was beyond me.
joettshowbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash-slinging slasher
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my god man......
imliterallydyinghere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That i get blind when a bird poop lands on my eye. Some people say it's true other say it's bullshit and i'm still not convinced either way so i don't trust any birds until i know for sure.
procrastinasn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one where they say someone will take you as you're finishing up a se
effa94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on, thats not rea
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do they also post your message for you?
fatandfabulous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you didn't even say candle jack come o
tytheguy24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking. Skinwalkers.
PROJECTNARWHAL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this thread. I'm out.
Eatcokies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read a story a long time ago, and it still sticks with me.
So these two girls go into a house that everyone says is haunted, and they hear a noise like someone is pounding on a wall from the inside, and they find a switch (or something like that) that opens a piece of the wall, and then they go in it and it shuts and locks behind them. that is where it end, but you can imagine, they starved to death, oh also in the area was a talking skeleton.
I slept hanging off of my bed for weeks so if it fell through into a room, i could catch myself.
SpelligBeeChamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is an urban legend that there is some sort of "grim reaper" person in the catacombs. Apparently they went on an adventure in the catacombs and did not come back, so they became this extremely pale ghost like thing walking around in all black, that eats people in the catacombs or something like that.
FriesinmySammy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher !
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Frostbite10001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chupacabra
PrinceParadox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about that? I like it, gotta ring to it.
matthewmjb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler and dinosaurs are hiding in the Earth's 'core'.
ginger_girl_71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler and dinosaurs are hiding together, or "Hitler, and dinosaurs...." - two separate urban legends?
willyumv3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about one giant Hitler dinosaur that's waiting to come out of a volcano and wreak havoc on the living. Now that is much scarier.
The_AshleemeE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unluckily for Hitler, the dinosaurs got the top bunk when they became roommates in the centre of the earth..
roofiejuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People who don't know what urban legend means
motersk313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:46 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had to post this for 1337 comments
lazespud2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't the whole point to urban legends is that they're false? Urban legends don't terrify me.
Necrofridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dรถner Kebab containing more than one white sauce. :<
r0ckstarck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher!
KrystalPistol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:02 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That anyone can succeed under Capitalism.
Lasttimelord1207 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a child, I was terrified about the stories told to me about what the fabled creature known as "Michael Jackson" would do to children at his magical ranch.
LeviCourtney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:26 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher
Hellkyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A snake/rat is going to bite my penis while I'm using the bathroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel like something is behind me when I walk through a dark place or at night.
uberpiratekitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I close my medicine cabinet, I do it slowly in case something is behind me.
angryexpat13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:21 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE JERSEY DEVIL - So, there was an old lady living alone on the island of Jersey. She had her faithful golden retriever with her and took him everywhere. He would sleep next to her bed every night. One night she went to bed and just before she was about to go to sleep she put her hand down to him and he licked her hand and snuggled down to sleep. In the morning the old lady woke to find a trail of blood and her dog gone. In the bathroom her dog was hung from the ceiling. Written in blood were the words 'The jersey devil can lick hands too'
albino_peregrine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That birth control creates sluts.
FosterTheKoalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None of these are urban legends
malignatius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The reddit stalker. If you downvote his comments he'll track you down cut of your genitals. According to the legend the username starts with the letter m.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's you!
standaloneinstaller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this thread, I'm not reading any of this.
TheLightningbolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These things actually terrify you all? They're called legends for a reason. They're not real. If it's not real, there is nothing to fear.
XxYolo_DoritosXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher!
mrcheeese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:07 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple Aki because hes real
Cthulhutron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:18 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Arr matey, Purple Aki just gripped me in a portaloo!
Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
9/11
HotDonkey_420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:14:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
9/11 terrifies me due to its poor investigation. Why does it terrify you?
jakew2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
swishy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:25 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People not understanding what an urban legend is
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dick Cheney.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am i the only one that never heard urban legends growing up and can actually look at how completely stupid they are
squid123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified that one day ill be on a boat at night by myself and then all of a sudden the Loch Ness monster pops up out of the water. Then suddenly the monster will bend and say " I need about tree fiddy".
supadupacookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This story about the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost
SeismicAltop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get a little freaked out when I see a "falling rock" sign. My dad told me a story about an Indian named Falling Rock who wanted to win over the chief's wife by catching 400 deer in a year. Legend says he went insane and is still hunting for every living thing. Whoever came up with that story to go along with the signs was stupid clever.
Butterbaugh64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher.
ALassy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad told me a story about how when he was ten years old my grandpa and his brothers saw a triangle formation of lights in the sky dive down into the woods behind our house. So naturally, they told him to stay in bed while they grabbed their rifles and flashlights and went out and searched the woods. Apparently they came back startled and said they didn't find anything. To this day I can't get any of them to tell me the full story.
rebelwithnuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders nesting in your hair.
I have a huge afro, there could be things living in there and I wouldn't even know. I wash my hair thoroughly every day, which really isn't good for my kind of hair, because washing it takes the natural oils out. Still worth it! I'd hate to have 100's of black-widows hatch on my head.
Chaseism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely the story of Tailypo. They used to tell us the story when we were kids and my god did it scare the living shit out of us.
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailypo
A guy did an awesome stop-motion short film on it. It eliminates many of the details, but it's ridiculously spooky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCq8f8cnDcw
knowyourknot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guh, I worked with a guy who chose that book to read for story time once. (To 2 - 4 year olds.)
Had never heard of it before that. Lead me down a rabbit hole of Tailypo and other Appalachian horror stories/folk tales.
batclocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a 7/10 considering that it's semi-old and Jhorror
brspencer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:19 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Drop bears. Nothing's worse than flesh feasting koalas dropping on you from a tree.
PolarBearIcePop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skinwalkers
tybojengles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's an evil monster called radon that sneaks into your house in the middle of the night and eats all the skin off your hotdogs. I actually stood up in shop class in high school and said that when out guest speaker asked if anybody knew what radon was.
Ball-zak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The goat man Fuuuuuuck.
salmonngarflukel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would someone please explain to me the flashing headlights legend?
mtb1443 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it goes like this:
You are driving down a street at night an see a car approaching without headlights. You flash them with your lights to tell them that they are driving without lights.
It is just what they are waiting for because they are doing a gang initiation where the first car to flash them is to be attacked. They turn around and follow you and do a drive-by/stop you and start shooting.
salmonngarflukel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:43 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So basically don't help strangers...
rocker5969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:01 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
while driving, if you flash your headlights at a car with its lights off you are marked for killing by gang initiates. they will turn around, run you off the road, & kill you.
j4ckalop3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tim Howard
DaBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:53 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Taking out the trash...at night O.O
Nugtronn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:44 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George W. Bush won the 2000 Presidential Election.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:50 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being buried alive...
ImDotTK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:10 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3am, fuck you guys.
Time for normal porn.
Moofasa116 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:52:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bible.
OnIowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:09 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure what you mean by this, but The Bible truly is the greatest horror story ever written.
Moofasa116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its not very terrifying but its scary what some of the people do that believe in bibles that are out there.
OnIowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:09 on July 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree completely. Scariest shit I've ever read.
ibaOne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:10:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scares me that tons of people actually like DragonballZ, Pokemon, and The Power Rangers.
FullOnPNB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:20 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was into 2 of those 3 as a kid. kindly gtfo sir.
ibaOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:02 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol'd
Choralone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:16:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman.
Yeah, I know it's BS.. I know the whole story. I knew that starting out... but I love scary shit, so I watched tons of videos and let myself get freaked out for fun.
As for "real" urban legends.... none, really. I have my own terrifying mythos that i keep to myself, and it's scarier than anything you guys can come up wtih.
RedheadBanshee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently not everyone thinks it's BS. Tell that to some murderous 12 year olds.
Choralone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well yeah.. but that's how urban legends start right? Those of us who were there when it started know it for what it is.
Also, I would say those 12 year olds had some other issues besides ol' Slendy.
MyLittleBaloney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, they got caught.
Sasquatchamunk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:36:51 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was absolutely terrified of Bloody Mary during elementary school. Everyone talked about it and I asked my mom what it was and she told me, gladly.
The worst part was I slept on the top bunk of a bunk bed, across from a dresser which had a tall mirror attached; I could see my face in it at night and I would cry and whimper until my mom told me to shut up and go to bed.
I was so fucking relieved when we took away the mirror and added shelves instead.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Justin Bieber. I know he can't be real, because that singing couldn't possibly have come from a living creature's mouth, but the thought of him still terrifies me.
Temptation_Reveal ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh god the one where that guy saves us all from going to hell shudders
MasterOfWhisperers ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The White Walkers that supposedly live north of the Wall.
Barl0we ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pfft, are you afraid of grumpkins too?
Idaho_Ent ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:50:16 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Religion...
emoposer ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:14:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Socialism, not an urban legend just the scariest, real danger.
probabilityzero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you're scared of France?
emoposer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to France twice, Lyon and Paris. It's a beautiful country but you can see the unemployment and poverty. It's much poorer than its freer market neighbors.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:37 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Poverty in France isn't any worse than poverty in the USA. America's percentage of people in poverty is 16%. France's is 13%.
Europe is more socialist than the USA is, and many of its countries have a better poverty rate. The Czech Republic is 9%, the Netherlands 10%, Austria 12%, Hungary is 12%. The Nordic countries, the most socialist countries in Europe probably, have 13%.
It's also worthy to note that none of these countries are truly socialist. It's more a case of capitalism being milked to care for the people.
emoposer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:42 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you take into account cost of living, the US's poor are much better off. Furthermore, the US isn't that much less socialist with massive, gigantic social spending. So much so that if you "milked" every millionaire and billionaire in the US you couldn't pay for it! The unfunded liability is insane. Also, a current look at the percentage living below the poverty line isn't a fair view of how much the country is struggling with poverty. As long as people are allowed to pull themselves out of poverty that's what matters. Income mobility, are the richest immune to poverty (no 10% of the top 10% in America will be in the bottom 10%) and is it impossible for the poor to become rich (no 10% of the bottom 10% will be in the top 10%). America isn't the best example of capitalism, but if you do research for yourself and look at unemployment, income to cost of living ratios, GDP growth, and compare them with taxes/spending, minimum wage laws, regulations, and economic freedom you will notice that countries that are closer to true capitalism are much better off than countries that are more socialist or "milked capitalism". Most Nordic countries have less than 1% GDP growth and some are actually shrinking, they have some success because of the high level of economic freedom but struggle to grow because of the high taxes. The poorest countries tend to be very socialist, many African countries.
Just-a-proper-gent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean currupt socialism the actual most frightening urban legend is facism
emoposer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fascism is not a real threat in America. People bash you for making racist jokes (which I think is a great thing, the bashing not the racism lol), there's no way the entire country would be united in its "cleansing". I mean all socialism, the idea that somebody else deserves our money, the idea that a group of people who we elected to protect our rights can tell us how to live our lives, operate our business, etc. Unfortunately this idea is very appealing to many Americans, which is why socialism frightens me most.
Just-a-proper-gent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't downvote me for my opinion but seeing as how our economy is at the moment the gradual move to socialism would in theory help it it gets rid of mindless spendings. And really since socialism is the step before communism i think the balance would be nice. But it also really isn't as bad as you think socialism really only monitors businesses and gov't working the government system of socialism and communism are actually for the most part one of the few gov't systems who try to benefit their people. But i can see where a change from democracy to socialism could scare someone but an even more frightening change would be backwards to mercantilism.
emoposer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mercantilism :)
HorcruxNumberEight ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Prophecy.
Relic_Oner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:32 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Elaborate please
effa94 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE Prophecy
Relic_Oner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That tells me nothing.
Thrillshooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Prophecy. Its a judas priest song off their Nostradamus album.
MyLittleBaloney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the pROPHECY.
Sokonit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:03:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not me but I have a funny story: I was once in a camp with my school and it was night. Then some girls came by our hut/cabin and told us they had seen the mona (basically this lady that looks like a monkey hopping on roofs making noise and killing only men) so my friends are like "WE ARE SCREWED" since I grew up in a different country I did not fear such lady, so it was amusing watching these to guys freak out and start praying and everything, they couldnt sleep well that night. I was just like "lol" .
jrm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:34 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why wouldn't you bother giving context like the country?
terrible "story" because you expended no effort.
thewinnerisgeeg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:23:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Personally none of them really scare me, but my girlfriend is terrified of the cucuy.
pizza813 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:28:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not sure if its a urban legend but using a ouija board would open up the doors of the ghostly world to yours
willyumv3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ouija boards are fake. It's always one (or more) person(s) toying with the rest of the believers, hence why everyone has to have their fingers on the scope at all times. I played multiple times and scared the shit out of everyone, good times. If it's just the believers playing they will subconsciously move the scope around until they "get the answers." When really they are just tricking themselves.
pizza813 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I watched enough horror movies (ie Paranormal Activities) to not want a board in my house
reltne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:32:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OP's mom is a dad!
Niggadroid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:33:08 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Itt dumb adults.
GeneralBlumpkin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:10:13 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Manbearpig or pigbear man
piraticalnerve ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:10:57 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not an urban legend but its scarier to watch a horror movie through the reflection of a mirror (obviously in a dark room). I discovered this a few years ago.
persona_dos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:12:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always check the shower when I use the bathroom just in case.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:16:53 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman never used to creep me out until the recent stabbings near my hometown with the twelve year old girls. It just shows that there is a darker side to that story.
Jmoney1997 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:27:15 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Black Dynamite
RipplyPig ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:29:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That hell is real
nachothebird ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:42:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i now leave the bathroom door slightly open just in case somebody is there while i wash my hair. its gotten to the point where i burn my eyes from trying to avoid closing my eyes lol. Also getting stopped by a cop whos really a murderer
totallynotadolphin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:50:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
its estimated that we haven't discovered even 80% of earths land animals..... that means big foot could very well be real........... or manbearpig
Coopr2010 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Homeland Dudes dressed in black that carry M4's. Get ready America.
aztlanshark ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You people need to grow up.
nadmaximus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:16:54 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is this, a sleepover? The thought that anybody that doesn't need a guardian would have any fear at all of an urban legend is ridiculous. Yes, that means all our moms should probably be committed.
genericusername26 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:18:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The rake
Skooma420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:21:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Grifter
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
slideforlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:27 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or any STD
geoffacakes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:03 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
White walkers!!!
Pokechu22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:07:50 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that people believe some of these things.
VegetarianAsFuck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash Slinging Slasher
TurboLoaded ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
sec713 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None. Knowing that they are urban legends negates any potential fear that I might experience.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:37:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most of these aren't even urban legends. They're just things people are scared of. Come on, guys.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did someone say slenderman yet?
BorgBorg10 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Keyser Soze
BigFatBaldLoser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:39:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The guy who's wife gave birth to a black.
trennty_09 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:16:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably late to the party but this shit is real, I'm atheist so I don't believe in ghosts but I still get anxious just think about it. When I was about 13 I went to Guatemala to visit my family. The house was fairly close to the airport, just 5 minutes away. When I got there my aunt told me I had to sleep in her bed witch was next to the living room, there was only a curtain dividing the rooms so you could clearly see the window. That night I couldn't sleep because it was too hot, it was around 12 am when I heard someone walking outside wearing high heels, my first thought was that it was just a drunk woman so I just stood there listening but she stoped walking, about half an hour later I heard her again but this time I also heard someone dragging chains, I told my aunt the next morning but she said it must have been a dream, my cousin on the other hand said that he would hear someone walking on heels from time to time, so just before he went to bed that night he set up a video-camera on a chair looking at the window, and we slept on a different room. When we checked the recording we didn't see anything out of the ordinary but around 12 a shadow stood outside in front of the window and dogs were barking at it, it stood there for about ten minutes and then it crouched instead of walking. Next summer I'm going back so I might get a chance to get the video, but up to this day no one knows what that was and it stood there for ten minutes doing nothing.
SirChinkAlot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:54:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every story told on "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction"
FourFire ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:09:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That some people infected with different strains of Human-Immunodeficiency-Virus (HIV, which causes Acute Immune Deficiency Syndrome: AIDS) meet up to inject eachother with eachother's blood, in order to increase the probability of a super HIV strain arising.
Oh, and something about people believing vaccines, which have probably saved the most lives in medical history, are bad because they "cause" autism, so they refuse vaccines, and now some diseases which should be extinct are making resurgences.
Human stupidity basically.
max1901 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:21:36 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
meh
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:36:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one that has been circulating for years and years around sites like Facebook and on BBM. Its about a girl who was bullied who got pushed down a grid while they were outside at school during a fire alarm. She apparently was found with a broken neck which she got as she hit the ladder.
The story ends with the usual "If you dont forward this, tonight while you are in shower, she will come through the drain and kill you too". I think her name was Karma or something.
If anyone has any more information, that would be great.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the one that says if you believe in urban legends, you're a pussy. wait a minute...
Booperlicious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:06:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
El chupacabara. Freakin terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:08:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Sasquatchamunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:40 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Humans can lick too is how I heard it.
Seriously, "Humans have tongues too?"
That's just stupid.
robilco ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:09:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Number 2
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:18:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None of them do.
scottshott ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:18:58 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE SHADOW HAMMER
njohnb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:22:39 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slender Man while walking through the woods in CO...
Turkweesen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:23:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purple aki is real.
VAnon1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:25:33 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know its not really an urban legend but the thought of a Human Centipede or a person abducting people to make a Human Centipede just scares me to no end....
THE_Aft_io9_Giz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Church of the Evil Eye
redundantPOINT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:30:29 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zeke the plumber.
Actually, legends about being poked with an empty syringe and the aids note at a crowded bar/club/party/concert.... Seems like it could actually happen..
imsmokythebear ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:31:44 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Hash-slinging-slasher
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:42:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The hash slinging slasher!
TownIdiot25 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:45:24 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That everything snopes said was false is actually true.
bear_cat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:28:48 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looking out any window of my house at night for the fear of someone watching me plotting my demise
fs5ughw45w67fdh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:19:21 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This stupid fucking animation http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/562882
z10z ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:00:13 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that one about the woman with the dog and the peanut butter and the surprise birthday party... I know someone who knows someone who said they also heard about it..
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:10:40 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Slenderman count, if so Slenderman.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:44:43 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman
alohadave ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:06 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Compassionate Conservatives
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:17 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am your worst nightmare...
Awestruck3 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:41 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god I'm not the only person like that, I can't even say the name at night
CIearMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't even say the name in a crowd, at 1 pm.
cewubaaca ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Christianity
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:30 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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its_the_peanutiest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:59 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yea it was a kid who was waiting his turn to have his picture taken from the same spot.
Furniture_Mover ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obamacare.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yall are a bunch of fukken pussys
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:49 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Outdoormusicisfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:55 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think posting your personal opinion on the internet is a personal freedom.
wolot ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:47 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God
SlavicHavoc ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None. Frick off.
chuckdiesel86 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:05 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AIDS.
CippaZZZ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:10 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Commentig to bookmark so I can read this when I'm not drunk and it's not 2 am
kidsolo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:19 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Albert Einstein
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:07:00 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that there are blacks out there who can actually pass off as normal human beings
FallenHighSchoolJock ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:46:38 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None because I'm not a moron?
typicallydownvoted ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:11 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
none of them, because i'm a fucking adult.
thingandstuff ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:56 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We live in a democracy.
IN-B4-404 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:16 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Telling my wife she's getting fatter
celeste888 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:57 on July 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the story about the demon possesing an inocent child and then the child goes on killing everyone and then ills herself and then the demon leaves the body and goes to find another vonreble victom to posses. freaks the hell outta me
Hoops_Hops ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:34 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That vaccines could have an extremely small chance of causing autism.... I have a two year old and my biggest fear is making the wrong choice.
SentByHim ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:29:09 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's worth the 1:31 to watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdZTZQvuCo
APoisonPancake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:52:20 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god no, it does not cause autism and it can be proved. More harm than good will be brought if you don't vaccinate your children.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:52 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By "extremely small" do you mean not at all?
sadmep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you are seriously worried about this it's likely that your child is already at a disadvantage from having at least one idiot parent.
Hoops_Hops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does no one get that this is in the urban legend thread.... It's still a scary thought as a parent even if it is not true.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:31 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Le reddit stupidity. People are just looking to fail troll.
MrRexels ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:28 on July 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I can't sleep at night when I think of the very real possibility that one day ... women will take over the world and systematically castrate all men who oppose.