What was your senior prank?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Waterboyman11 ยท 7448 points ยท Posted at 22:39:05 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1830 points ยท Posted at 05:44:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

About 30 years ago the senior class bought 10,000 business cards that simply said "Class of 1985", and hid them everywhere. Under couches, behind paintings, in books in the library, in ceiling tiles. Needless to say, the cards are occasionally found even to this day.

vaginajudger_pm_me ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 12:24:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you... forget about me. for some reason this sounds so Breakfast Club-ish. Maybe it's the year

awc1993 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:13:59 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just wanted to say Fuck you man. This was the last comment I read before I decided it was time to leave my porcelain throne and bathe myself. My entire shower was filled with hunting that God Damn song because I only know those 5 words. Good day.

[deleted] ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 14:57:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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NeonGamblor ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:23:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:(

rob528 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unless they are keeping count

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason, that's depressive...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:32 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is honestly an amazing thought. Seriously, I had never thought about it.

lethalweapon100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

D: nooooooo

KenNoisewater_PHD ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 09:24:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is my favorite

Kaaltu ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 10:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought the exact same thing.

RedAnonym ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ME TOO!

iamjason10 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:02:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did this on the last day of my internship with my business cards. Except I put them all in one guys cube.

koolkat182 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:21:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love this one, so simple yet elegant :)

Darth_Yohanan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:41:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every card that is found would probably be treated as a major discovery.

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:47:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Milkylame ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 12:06:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He probably goes to the school

Brettholomeul ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:21:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, that can't be it.

Artistbma ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:53:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But it must!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:55 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I currently go to the school. There are teachers who still work here, 30 years later. I asked a teacher about it when I found a card in a library book, and they told the story.

AceofJoker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:40:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm the class of 2013 at my school bought 2013 stickers and placed them everywhere as well

TouchMyOranges ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you know how much it would cost to get those cards? That sounds like a genius idea

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Business cards are not too expensive. A pack of 1k will cost around $70 where I live.

Zapness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 years 3 months.

IAmAWizard_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:20 on July 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Check behind the clocks, there's always one behind a clock

cappinon4s ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 17:35:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How is this a prank?

bury_the_boy ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 17:48:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the most boring senior tradition was born.

masterCAKE ยท 2427 points ยท Posted at 02:52:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took screwdrivers with us to school and randomly unscrewed things over the course of months -- non-essential screws so that whatever we were removing screws from was still left intact. A bucket of screws was later delivered to the principal with no context.

Only as an adult am I able to appreciate how truly annoying this must have been.

notalowishus ยท 981 points ยท Posted at 08:19:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am imagining an overly concerned janitor meeting with the principal weekly: "I've noticed six more missing screws" and the principal just shaking his head at what seems like nonsense until the day the bucket arrives...

inconspicuous_male ยท 531 points ยท Posted at 14:41:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The janitor had a bulliten board in a supply closet with strings connecting photos of the screws. This was the case that would make or break him. Then, as he's getting close, the board falls down.

whats_the_deal22 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I imagine this being charlie from always sunny and reporting the missing screws to the principal sounding crazier and crazier. All the while he does exactly what you said and tries to uncover the conspiracy.

DreadPierateRoberts ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:35:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Where are the screws? Can we talk about the screws? The only thing I've been thinking about has been the screws. I really need to talk about the screws with you"

coleinthetube ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh man you guys are onto something here

"I'm about to go Home Depot all over EVERYBODY'S ASSES!!!!"

Irememberedmypw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Headline: janitor sues school for damage on the job due to a conspiracy. Principal quoted " the janitor just had a few loose screws "

MonsieurMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This could be made into a movie. Mark Wahlberg as the janitor and Juliane Moore as the principal.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You made me laugh like an idiot in class and I broke my fucking chair, damn you, have an upvote

nilly2323 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:52 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did the chair have all it's screws?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:43 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sadly yes.

I_Think_IShit_Myself ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M.D. Jan Itor

spud641 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:52:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagining the janitor in Bob's Burgers makes this so funny to me.

Vinny_Gambini ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:15:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like you're referring to Will Hunting

notalowishus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a great way to segway into A Beautiful Mind. "The screws! The screws! It's all about the screws!"

Shandogg0408 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:53:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm imagining the janitor as Argus Filch.

notalowishus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could you imagine if principal would be Ms. Trunchbull? Those screws would never go to good use when they were returned...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I imagined Liam Neeson as the principal reacting to that.

troublein420 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 10:06:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing but weren't organized enough to keep them all year. So many things in that school held together by one screw or less.

klobbermang ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:38:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a mechanical engineer. If one screw will hold it together it was probably over designed anyway.

I'm a bad mechanical engineer.

madster-the-great ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:17:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But no one but your class knows

Askew_WAS_TAKEN ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:27:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Until someone tries the prank again.

bananenkonig ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:36:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

pm_me_racecars ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:22:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can Confirm: Just look at the bottom of my MacBook

planeteclipse1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:48:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The screws on my MacBook were put in with locktight. I almost couldn't get them out.

tacosaladchupacabra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Harbor freight has impact screwdrivers for $9

jacksteroo18 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:25:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It would have been great if you added extra screws to the bucket

PlaysWithPixels ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:22:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We always prank our pastor when he goes on vacation. This time we brought in various screws and put them on his desk with a note saying, "best of luck!" We didn't remove the screws from anything in the church. It was fun watching him walk around the church with screws, shaking his head for about an hour. He figured it out and complimented us on our prank.

nagumi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's awesome

Ncderp ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:00:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this day in age, bringing screwdrivers to school would get you in trouble.

plipyplop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was the first thing I had thought.

If I had to guess, this must have happened back in the 90's.

lettuce_fetish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:56:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you by any chance from the chocolate war?

Dangermommy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:52:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened on a smaller scale at my school. But then a girl gave the screws to an ancient science teacher and asked him, 'hey, you wanna screw??'

hartke20g ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:46:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Screw you."

I am ashamed at what I've done.

iamatechnician ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like this one

Relapsingx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We would have gotten sent to AEP if caught with a screwdriver let alone unscrewing stuff.

spicymanatee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you did it with moderately necessary screws it would have been even better

IAmAWizard_AMA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:09 on July 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That must've really screwed with his head

dukeblu32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used to unscrew a couple screws from desks so they would be wobbly and annoying but not destroyed enough that the school would do anything about them

SuperWizard68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a fantastic way to screw with the school!

luzzy91 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 13:39:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.

Downvotes for a Breakfast Club quote.

AnonA745 ยท 888 points ยท Posted at 02:18:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planned to throw water balloons in the morning as everyone walked in, but the dean threatened to hold diplomas so people just sat on the ground. It was pretty lame. Then some jackass threw a balloon full of mayonnaise at a school bus and obliterated the windshield and got arrested

FleetAdmiralCrunch ยท 387 points ยท Posted at 09:03:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone was trying to save the spirit of prank day.

giraffecause ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:42:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The hero we deserve.

DRUNK_CYCLIST ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:10:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And he got the cuffs for it. Some say he still in jail to this day.

Brettholomeul ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:38:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A true martyr.

GAU8Avenger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so happy that Crunch fellow got a new rank. He deserved it.

street_philatelist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PRANK DAY FOREVERRRRR

lacecorsetdolly ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 13:09:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshman (and discovered my goth phase), the senior prank was to throw water balloons at us filled with bleach. So, I'mkinda thankful they got whoever was planning that.

regmaster ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 13:46:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck those people. Bleach can be very destructive if it makes contact with someone's eyes. They should have used peroxide instead.

vikingcock ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:37:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

peroxide doesn't bleach at room temp

regmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, um, how do you get peroxide to bleach things?

vikingcock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You heat it up.

SnackAllSmoke ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:29:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, that's not even clever

AnonA745 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:43:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, that's like straight up terrorism!!

benevolentpotato ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:18:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HAHAHA BLINDNESS PRANK! DUDE IT'S JUST A PRANK HERE FEEL THIS CAMERA, SEE? TRUST ME THERE'S A CAMERA BECAUSE IT'S JUST A PRNAK BREH!!!1!

Dune_Jumper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heh, see.

ferlessleedr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:42:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Oh yeah we're out of bleach at my house so I just grabbed some other cleaning solution. Ammonia'll be funny, it'll fuck up their clothes AND they'll smell funny!"

Kids, don't fill water balloons with anything other than water. EVER.

Isaac_thorne ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:53:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Protip: Bleach + Ammonia makes a great water ballon

Tutush ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:32:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

- Fritz Haber

-Dr-EEZ_nuutts- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kek

Qwernakus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mayonnaise sounded pretty neat.

bsboneless ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:51:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's almost as bad as a vitriol attack bro :( Big up in inner goth yo, never lose your metal side!

Fiji_Artesian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:03:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's kind of impressive. I can imagine it would be pretty difficult to fill a water balloon with mayo.

Charles_Grodin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:23:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do you get mayonaisse in to a balloon?

Graynard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:32:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How the fuck does a mayonnaise balloon destroy a windshield!?

aaaaaaaarrrrrgh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:43:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inertia.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know why, but that question is so much funnier than it should be.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and is also a felony?

AnonA745 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably a funnel... or magic?

PlaysWithPixels ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:38:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two years ago, that was the prank at my daughter's school. A bunch of people also threw dildos. *edit - water balloons, not mayo

anormalgeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kid at our school through a water balloon at an oncoming car on the last day. It smashed the front windshield in and apparently cut the driver pretty bad. It was some mom picking up her kids. He got arrested.

mcagent ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:08:07 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you sure he threw a water balloon and not a brick?

What kind of windshield can't even handle a water balloon? Wtf.

anormalgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:34 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two cars going opposite directions at about 45MPH each. A decent sized water balloon will definitely break a windshield at that speed.

benevolentpotato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm impressed someone figured out how to fill a water balloon with mayonnaise.

JDLovesElliot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, that's the best laugh I've had all day, thanks.

hunterspencer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes. When i was a freshman during the senior assembly a lot of the seniors threw water balloons at the staff and every grade. (We were seated by grade) Harmless, just water everyone thought it was funny except some shitty teachers who thought they shouldnt let them walk at graduation. Some didnt even get their diplomas. Imagine sitting there, then all a sudden hundreds of balloons flying in every direction

little-bam-bambi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:13 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm fucking cackling. That's amazing.

captenplanet90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How would a combination of 2 very soft things break a very hard thing?

scyther1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:52 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the end I think that was worth it

gibbonjiggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HHS?

d0wnside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm still in jail assholes! Woooo class of 87!

cannibalisticapple ยท 1304 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Among our senior prank day antics, my group put rubber ducks in every toilet. Should have been small, but after skipping school to watch the premiere of the newest Marvel movie we later heard one of the boys from the middle school section actually tried to flush it. The water streamed down the hall and went around two corners before reaching the door of the nearest classroom. So yeah, accidental water damage.

The seniors from a previous year parked a truck in the art room though. I don't think anyone will ever top that.

sfzen ยท 943 points ยท Posted at 05:59:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Shit...well...alright class, I guess we're doing truck portraits today."

youngmeezy69 ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 14:11:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Draw me like one of your French cars.

najodleglejszy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:49:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Le M'ans

Puppy_Monkey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Le O'scar

funnybonzo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:26:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peugeot.

dasruski ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:39:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maniac

FeelingTheBernie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MAN

SkrublordPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IAC

FlamingJesusOnaStick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Top on or off?

How about your bonnet? You keeping that closed?

MSG17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:16 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sure about Citroen

BurningPickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:25 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Sure. Do you want me to paint a Renault or a Peugeot? I could do a Citroรซn."

iamatechnician ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:04:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great real world experience

Stinkybelly ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:54:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Be sure to capture the detail on the hanging nut sack..."

snmnky9490 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 09:14:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like every single school has some story about how a previous class that no one can actually confirm they saw somehow got a vehicle inside one of the classrooms or hallways

justaddbooze ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:44:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's pretty easy actually. Alot of double doors have a removable centre mullion (that separates the doors). You simply remove this mullion and drive a small sized car right through.

Conveniently_Fragile ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:59:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think most classrooms have double doors.

ShadowRancher ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:22:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Art rooms do though, most have exterior double doors for moving big pieces or supplies in and out easily.

SmellsWeirdRightNow ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:09:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But double doors are very common entrances to schools, and usually the classes mentioned in that kind of prank are carpentry/art rooms that would be more likely to have double doors as well. My carpentry class had double doors and actually a garage door to the outside as well. They stored a lot of the lumber under tarps just outside the garage as well as the depository for the dust collecting industrial vacuums.

coldbrewedbrew ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:37:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL the thing that separates double doors has a name.

justaddbooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A vertical division in both doors and windows.

LeavesCat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think MIT might have actually disassembled a car and moved it into a small classroom, but they certainly did put vehicles on top of buildings.

cannibalisticapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, I saw it for myself. A few of us took photos, though I don't know if I have any since I've changed phones since then.

It actually wouldn't be that difficult to get a truck or any vehicle into the art room. My school rented a section of a one-story office building so most of the classrooms were converted offices. The art room was actually a loading bay, so one wall was pretty much just giant garage doors that opened to a large parking lot. The teacher kept tall shelves in front of them so it was easy to forget they were there, so the only tricky part would be moving those and all the tables.

snmnky9490 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah ok, if the room in question has that kind of garage doors, that's a different ballgame that would be fairly simple to accomplish. But still, check out how many of these posted stories have a myth of the car that somehow got inside the hallways. Two of the schools I went to also had similar legends from years ago

CrimeFightingScience ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:17:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, I wouldn't reach into a school toilet to remove a duck.

Pixelyus ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 05:49:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like something /u/fuckswithducks would do

[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 09:09:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the moment he began talking about rubber ducks, my eyes shot upwards.

ScootaliciousScooter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:40:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

very suprised to see it wasn't him

s317sv17vnv ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:14:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school's principal once fired a well-liked teacher after he called her a "quack" (she insisted that everybody refer to her as Doctor but apparently she only had an honorary doctorate or something like that) and as a result students began calling her a Quack as well. I don't really know the backstory because it happened a year before I went to the school. In my junior year, I dated a senior, so his class was the last of the Quack era.

They planned a harmless prank of buying a bunch of rubber ducks and a couple of the seniors arrived to school early to glue all the ducks around the schoolyard before school opened that day. Unfortunately, the principal and staff that arrived earliest were a bunch of party poopers, so they managed to remove most of the ducks by the time students began showing up. Nobody got in trouble since there was no permanent damage.

Mighty_potato ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:05:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, for my classes senior prank someone beached a boat in the drop off area, where all the parent drop off/pick up their kids

Jetskigunner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought you were /u/fuckswithducks

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:38:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a 2 story art department with this huge atrium, so I tried to get the natural history museum to loan us a T-Rex skeleton to put there. I figured we couldn't get in trouble for it since it would technically be art.

im_from_detroit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One year they put live gold fish in the toilets. Turned out a bit better than your story did.

Novadreamer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:45:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not particularly good either...poor fish :(

2dooty4me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My old school managed to get the principals car on the roof somehow

trios13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One year at my school (before I attended) the autoshop people dismantled a car and then reassembled it in the courtyard in the middle of the school.

Gamerjackiechan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's modern art!

RisenFromTheMoshPit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors before me parked the principals car in the hallway.

SalemDrumline2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school had the infamous "Brown Tuesday" in which some asshole decided to flush tennis balls down the toilet. Long story short, pipes burst in the ceiling over the cafeteria, everyone got sent home from school at 10:00am.

Natem0613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sees the words "rubber ducks" checks if it's /u/fuckswithducks its not carry on

iammandalore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A class a few years before mine got a janitor or someone with keys in on it, and disassembled a VW bug and reassembled it in the Commons. It was impossible to drive it through any of the doors, so it had to be disassembled again later. They drove it around a bit inside.

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 01:46:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a group of kids at my school that, one year, decided to break into another high school in the district and unleash like, thousands of crickets everywhere. And they got in trouble for it which was strange, because they were the AP class taking, science loving students who really didn't do too much. What makes this story awesome is that one of my friends was involved in the prank. He showed me his midterm report from my personal favorite teacher, Mr. Boggs (physics). It had a list of every assignment and the score you received on that assignment, so you knew how you got the grade you got. At the bottom of his midterm, it said, "Crickets: 10 points."

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:12:17 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what would happen if you hid 100,000 toy soldiers every where

IAmAWizard_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:20 on July 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for that

Edit: /r/GreenDawn

FuegoFerdinand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

East Carter?

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wha?

lleyke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had a Mr. Boggs for physics too, Jacksonville?

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, NKY.

BGaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did Mr. Boggs grow a beard every winter? And at least once raced his neighbor with tractors?

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not entirely sure. Whereabouts did your Boggs live?

BGaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:00 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murrysville, Pennsylvania.

ctrm5336 ยท 2554 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We swapped senior classes with another local high school for the day. Their entire class was assigned one of us, and each of us were assigned one of them. It was actually a lot of fun, until the electricity blew at our original high school so they all got to go home early.

SaltyMittens ยท 653 points ยท Posted at 04:43:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did this happen in Grand Rapids?

ctrm5336 ยท 508 points ยท Posted at 04:43:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yup.

SaltyMittens ยท 835 points ยท Posted at 04:57:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was part of that!

Caststarman ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 05:58:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is like the third time I've seen this happen, this thread... Woah

_Kyu ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:37:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

was this on /r/AskReddit

69ingmonkeyz ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:14:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yup.

Dospunk ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:51:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was part of that!

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:19:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a small world!

digitalbanksy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:33:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was also there!

_Kyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

holy shit

Ninj4s ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:49:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or they're coordinating this via PM and pranking us.

butthemsharksdoe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:22:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude! Me too?!?!

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:29:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When did this happen? I live in GR and hadn't heard of it. :(

H3Hunter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:02:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in grand rapids. This was probably 4 years ago IIRC

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very interesting.

HazyLooks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:36:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not from the states so I'm here just wondering why we don't have cool stuff like the things they depict here...

redninjamonkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:45:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People who were involved in an epic senior prank are probably more likely to go deep into this thread.

MonsieurMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, what are the odds!?

ctrm5336 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 05:57:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Northern or Eastern?

SaltyMittens ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:40:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eastern! Hated that place.

liam06xy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:36:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yes

DionysusDerp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Central is always left out :/

H3Hunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Northern

Nick_named_Nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Florida. So Southern

Damn_Croissant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:21:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha nice

jack0rias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I was party of this... school here in the UK is boring.

elpyromanico ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did y'all organize that? It's impressive. My first high school senior class was over 700 strong, and I imagine it may take some time to organize that swap.

tokyorockz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now kiss!

SonOfPluto ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:17:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was it Minnesota or Michigan?

trios13 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:27:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL: There is a Grand Rapids in Minnesota.

PrettyLittleHigher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi GR friends. I am from Muskegon, but I work at Spectrum Health in GR :)

ScenicFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grand Rapids MI or MN?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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SaltyMittens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I'm uncomfortable

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:01 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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SaltyMittens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a stroke while typing that

MSGT_Tveitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Michigan or Minnesota?

sirgog ยท 1073 points ยท Posted at 03:13:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

plot twist: they were the ones pranking you; they knocked out the power

Mage_of_Shadows ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:03:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plot twist twist: you wanted them to prank you so you didn't have school

MrMiller_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no, the others kids got to go home, not OP and his class

d0wnside ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Todd...come on don't be a dick"

"We don't even go here man" -snip-

Bill_Board ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just imagine this playing after the teachers told them they did it.

ZmallMatt ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 04:39:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was some talk about this my senior year, but unfortunately it never happened. It would've been perfect too, as we had all been together until senior year when our school district opened its second high school.

CarmellaKimara ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:58:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Strange. When schools near us split, they don't transfer the rising juniors and the first year the new school only has grades 9-11.

ZmallMatt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:15:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously. My mom was on a committee that did research on other splits. Every other district kept the senior class together, ours just said screw them. It was so stupid

CarmellaKimara ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:49:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you at least get to vote in a Kangaroo as your new mascot?

ZmallMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha we actually kept our mascot and everything, the other school got to though

HawaiianPunch42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:03:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors at my school tried to do this a few years back but it failed because the faculty threatened that if kids did this they wouldn't walk at graduation

the-pun-master ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:32:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They'd be forced to run at graduation instead.

Bach_1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:40:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did you guys plan this? There was talk of doing it at my school as well and we were wondering how to plan it out and execute it

cara123456789 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha that would be fucking epic. Did you swap school uniforms too? I can just imagine the look on the teachers faces when random kids claim to be kids from their school.

Just the mass confusion

ctrm5336 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:58:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was public school, so no school uniforms. But it was great.

cara123456789 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:00:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn now I want to do this. Only problem? All girls school, and 2 closest schools are both all boys. It would be pandamonium. ..

kbaut1readsEULA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aww... Public school in aus requires school uniform.

Hellmark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the US, only some private schools do. Vast majority do not use uniforms.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some public schools require uniform.

Hellmark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, but those are so far and few in between.

kbaut1readsEULA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:51 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much every school in australia do though, except some days when the student representative council actually listened to their peers and made a 'free dress day'.

kbaut1readsEULA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking about australia

Hellmark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:33 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know you were, just saying how US was different.

CrimeFightingScience ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:14:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Favorite one of the thread. Sounds harmless, lowish effort (except organizers), and fun.

President_SDR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This prank would be nigh impossible for some schools like the one I went to. My city had two main public schools with a combined senior class of about 500 or so, so coordinating that and matching students up 1:1 would be a nightmare (not to mention actually impossible because the classes weren't the same size anyway, but I'll ignore that).

If you can get past the first part you get to the fact that the vast majority of students got to school via school bus, so they wouldn't have an actual way to get to and from school unless the school bus drivers were in on it. And if you somehow get that done, it means that district administrator is in on it, which kind of defeats the purpose of the prank.

YeezuzGOAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit just saw this and wow this is a good one. I'm only a sophomore but hopefully I don't save too many other posts between now and senior year so I remember this. Thank you!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is amazing!!!(:

cooldude1005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that is pretty clever. wish my class woulda done that.

Upnorth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If we did that with the other high school next to us a gang war would've probably broken out haha

kongnamul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is fantastic!

Psdjklgfuiob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how did you organize that?

irishiwasaleprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried to do this but the logistics didn't work out

kenester_g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So jealous yall actually got this to work. The high school I went to had another school in the same county that has the exact same building layout and so we tried to get all the seniors to switch schools. It wouldn't be confusing at all everyone would still go to the same classrooms that they're suppose to go to cuz it would be in the same spot as at their actual high school. It's hard to get over 1,000 students to all do this though

OneDayAsALannister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How would someone even set that up? I doubt anyone could get the seniors at my school to come together for any plan, much less another senior class.

Philipjfry85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably the most clever one ive heard of.

foreverburning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is a fantastic prank.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:34:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upvote for how hard I Lol'd.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1160 points ยท Posted at 08:21:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Played a school wide game of where's wally.

I made posters with instructions to find all the wally's and then report to my year coordinators office to collect the prize. However, I made a condition that you had to do the Macarena to get the prize, and if the teacher didn't think they were dancing well enough they would "pretend" they didn't know what was going on.

Lead to a bunch of grade 8 and 9'ers flooding my year coordinators office doing the Macarena as she screamed "what are you doing? Why is this happening?", which apparently made them dance with more enthusiasm.

Year coordinators had to go around the school and find all the posters herself so the dancing would stop.

Edit: wow this blew up so much! Thank you all for your kind words! I strongly encourage you all to undertake this prank, I did it by myself with the help of my younger sister so I wouldn't get caught.

Yes, in America it's Waldo but here in Aus its Wally.

Extra info on the prank in case you want to execute it yourself:

  • my year coordinators office was in a specific block within the school, so I made sure to hide the posters away from that area but still in areas many kids would be. E.g near the library, oval, or a toilet block etc.

  • the day after the prank, I put up more posters thanking the school for participating in the grade 12 prank, and left a personal note for my year coordinator thanking her for being a good sport about it (taped to her office door). You know, just to rub it in a bit.

  • I think I only did about 5 posters so I could make it relatively easy for kids to find them all, just so I could maximise the amount of kids flooding to my teacher's office.

[deleted] ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 13:35:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the only one that made me laugh out loud

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:51 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you! Gives me a good laugh whenever I think about it.

its_alaska ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:14:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're so great. I can't stop picturing what the "performances" must have been like. Because the louder and more confused the coordinator got the more the dancing escalated.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:37 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tbh I think most of them new it was a fake competition which is why they kept going at it for so long. Was awesome!

[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:40:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They had to solve the mystery to make it stop

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:31 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I couldn't believe it exalted to the point where she needed to find play the game herself and find all the Wally's. I just imagined her frantically running around the school going "where are they? WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY??"

JImmydeknul ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 15:27:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the funniest shit I've read in months. Cried off laughter for solid 3 minutes, just imagining people storming into an office doing the macarena with full enthousiasm, holy shit.

its_alaska ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:11:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here! and them thinking they weren't dancing well enough so they had to try harder. Just a bunch of confusion and dancing.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:09 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I couldn't believe how well it worked! I thought it would be a flop.

MagicHamsta ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:37:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"what are you doing? Why is this happening?", which apparently made them dance with more enthusiasm.

Sort of like this?

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚ yes!

funfwf ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:31:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit that's fantastic.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:16 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you! :D

Thisbestbegood ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:00:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is a brilliantly planned and executed prank. No real damage, accounts for reactions, is funny as hell. Well done.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:00 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was the idea! I couldn't possibly get into trouble for something like this :'D

CarlosFer2201 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bravo!
BTW, dude I woke up today remembering the macarena for some reason. It was destiny!

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:49 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel connected to you in a spiritual way.

mpsteidle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Genius!

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:26 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you!

YoManItsSaladTime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:57:54 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is amazing

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:07 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one gets hurt, minimum mess to clean up, no damage to the school. My year coordinator wasn't even angry when she finally found out it was me.

joeromag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think this might be my favorite one here, imagining a lady frantically confused as teenagers dance at her is one of the best mental images I've ever had.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:40 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was better was her office was shared with about 4 other teachers who got to watch the show.

Philipjfry85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now thats hilarious. Actually laughed out loud.

jazzyfea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is hilarious!

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:08 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was so great to watch the confusion unfold

forest_rose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are a genius. That's awesome.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:32 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you so much! My whole grade failed to think up and execute a good prank so I did this with the help of my younger sister so I wouldn't be caught.

cmkiely ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was your punishment?

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:36 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was congratulated for a good prank. My coordinator came up to me at formal and asked if it was me. Not sure how she figured it out but she admitted it was a good prank :D

cmkiely ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:38 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that must have made her laugh as mich as it made me and my brother do.

Best prank ever, congratulations.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:22 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you so much! :)

TottalyNotARickRoll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:13 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am saving this for my senor prank in a few years.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:47 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please use this! Hint: hide the posters in places your teacher won't see them as they make their way into the school, but put at least a couple in places many kids will be (e.g the library or near the oval).

shitwhore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:02 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha this one is great!

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:44 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you! My year coordinator ended up figuring out it was me and actually congratulated me on a great prank :)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:29 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:46:51 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hm maybe somewhere... But they have my year coordinators name on them.

It was set up like this: "[Year Coordinator]'s Where's Wally!"

Big picture of wally here.

Instructions: 1. There are # Wally's hidden around the school! Find all of them and write down their location! 2. Take your list to [year coordinator's staff room]. If your list is correct, you could win a prize! 3. Before giving me your list to collect your prize, you MUST perform the Macarena. If you do not dance well enough, I will pretend I don't know what you are doing until I feel you are being enthusiastic enough.

Thank you for participating, and good luck!

Melotonius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's a Wally? Is this an Australian thing?

forest_rose ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:08:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's Wally in the UK, at least. He looks exactly the same as Waldo, they just changed the name.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:53 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, he's know as Waldo in America.

Baryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:24 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you mean like this?

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:08 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha it wasn't quite as sad as that no...

Baryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:26 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you lucky bastard...that game hasn't been the same since...

SkrublordPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was Where's Waldo?

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:20 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
forest_rose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's Wally in the UK.

SkrublordPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huh. I never knew that. That's pretty neat.

forest_rose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's because we really don't have the name Waldo here. 'Where's Waldo?' was the first time I ever heard it, and it confused me then. Wally is short for Walter, in general.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

have an upvote

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:49 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you!

Ugly_Painter ยท 1644 points ยท Posted at 00:00:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was harmless. A bunch of kids got permission from the janitorial staff to post it note the entire senior hall. They almost got expelled. Small town, very uptight.

bubbles21041 ยท 770 points ยท Posted at 04:24:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The fact that you got permission....

Ugly_Painter ยท 599 points ยท Posted at 04:46:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, from the Janitorial staff (you know the people who would have to clean it up) but not from administration. If I recall correctly, there had been threats of disciplinary action if we did any senior prank at all. But no one really thought something so harmless would matter. I guess they felt slighted by our breaking of their rule. They didn't let a couple of the kids walk at the graduation but they still got their diplomas. It was pretty lame all around though.

VerbableNouns ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 12:54:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They didn't let a couple of the kids walk at the graduation but they still got their diplomas

"You did something bad, now you are not allowed to sit through this boring 4 hour ceremony." Sounds win-win to me.

Ugly_Painter ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 13:14:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it punished their parents more honestly, that's really who those ceremonies are for.

Rustyreddits ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:51:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea that's super lame. Two years before us the grad class went overboard with streakers, had bags of hundreds of crickets they dropped from the balcony, drove the shop car into the school. They were all allowed to cross the stage if their class did 100% of the cleanup the weekend after it happened.

Def_Your_Duck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...you drove the shop car into the school?

Rustyreddits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As in they unhinged the front doors and drove it into the cafeteria... the cafeteria that already had thousands of crickets jumping all over the place, and generally no one was going to class at that point.

[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 13:32:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really. Now the parents and the kid can go out for some ice cream or to the park or something instead of waiting at the school.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:09:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. Ice cream sure beats getting to watch your child get recognized by the school in a moment you've probably been waiting for over a year!

SmellsWeirdRightNow ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:12:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A moment they've been waiting for for 13-14 years for*

kalzor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:27:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's an absolutely pointless waste of time. I know they did it, they know they did it. The diploma will come in the mail. I'm not going to make my kids walk unless they want to.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:46:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Downvoted for sharing an honest opinion? Outrageous. I'll do what I can for you. (I also think it's a waste of time, and my folks allowed me to act on that belief. Turned out fine.)

kalzor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:18:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's the way reddit works. I'm not nearly as offended by it as I used to be..

Tutush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not American, but neither me nor my sister were forced to go to the equivalent pointless ceremony.

Opium_Poppy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with you. I can absolutely see the reason people want the ceremony (hell, who knows - it could sadly be the only thing your kid will ever be recognized for), and the kid worked at least a little hard to get that far.

However, I have three siblings who graduated. Only one of them asked my parents to come; another specifically told them not to waste their time because she was just going to leave with friends immediately after, and the third didn't even walk. I got my GED.

When my son hopefully graduates, I'll just leave it up to him. We'll do something to celebrate as a family, but if he wants to go it with his friends first then I'm not going to force him to go out with first me instead. And I finely don't make him walk if he doesn't want to. He's already achieved what he went to school for. Walking across the stage won't be if any extra value. Unless he wants me there. In which case I'll be pumped and taking pictures and shit. We'll see in about fifteen years.

SmellsWeirdRightNow ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:13:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parents want to have pictures and memories of their children's graduation ceremonies. It might not make sense to you, but they feel tons of pride knowing their kid is on the right track.

mr_blonde101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, you should not be getting downvoted. I did NOT want to go to my graduation at all. Fuck the ceremony and associated bullshit, I wanted my diploma and to get the fuck out of there. I would have hugely preferred your option.

c13h18o2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kind of like getting suspended for skipping class.

irishdude1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually liked crossing the stage. It made be feel like "here comes the next stage of my life"

also I have a really cool picture when everyone threw their caps in the air

Ignorred ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 07:24:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

blinks

SENIOR PRANK! EXPELLED!

up48 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:33:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High School administration is so pathetic.

BurningPickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:45 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, no shit. I once had a kid physically attack me twice when I was in high school. Instead of suspending or expelling him, they just made him give me an apology letter. It was fucking bullshit.

amitheriddler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meh my dad is a principal and he always treatens the same. He had one year when the seniors at our school filled paper cups up with water and put them in the halls. Paper cups are made of paper and they fell apart before the morning and one of the older staff members slipped and broke his hip and a replacement teacher was needed and my dad got an earfull from the higher ups. So he would always be super hardcore against pranks. Even the harmless ones. Because if that prank did somehow go bad the blame goes on the principal. He can blame the kids but thats not how superintenants see it.

iamatechnician ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's bullshit.

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Footloose part 2

AAA1374 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:34:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, that is a MASSIVE fire hazard.

mathers101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my high school most people got permission from the principals for their senior prank. It was a fucking joke

rathemighty ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:10:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I also come from a small, uptight town. For my prank, I managed to single-handedly get my entire graduating class to dance, which was outlawed by the mayor.

trios13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should have called Kevin Bacon's agent.

Codile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unauthorized dancing was outlawed by the mayor? Thefuck

Anne_Franks_Dildo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:56:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Footloose.

lellistair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

kicks off Sunday shoes

SmellsWeirdRightNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoosh

nicholas818 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:43:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They got permission and STILL almost got expelled? What's the logic there?

TheLouTennant ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:45:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Logic

You seem to have forgotten this was at a school.

mathers101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They got permission from the janitors, not from the principals

Kekoa_ok ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:08:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And here I thought the golden cock in the trophy case was harmless...

Mandelish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:02:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that's harmless. My principal was uptight, too. So uptight he didn't think the words "stop being polite" we're appropriate for our "real world" themed senior tees, so we couldn't put that. There was no senior prank.

harpo555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:28:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did something similar, but wasn't a senior prank. A few friends and i had a ling stretch of off periods, no scheduled class for that period, so we printed out 2000 little slips of paper that said "bad wolf" its a doctor who thing, and it was bad wolf day so with 2 staplers 5 refills and several rolls of tape and we put them like everywhere on the inside handle of the Payphone, or the signs for rooms so like the band room became the band wolf, the technology office became the badwolfology office a fitting title because that's where we prepared for this excursion. 10/10 there was a huge staff email sent out they were told to take down any they saw and could get to, we put a bunch on stairwells like the back of the higher one so that you couldn't get it without a ladder or using the same staircase we did. And to my knowledge (my younger brother still goes there and there are still a bunch up including a few in the display cases in the history wing.

Carrot3734 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had something similar where we posted a picture of a guy in our year making a rape face (all boys school, so no sexual innuendos meant at anyone). We printed out six to an a4 page, and 600+ pages. That's over 3600 pictures and just put them up all around the school. The library closed halfway through the day to stop our operations and also because a guy took a shit in a book and left it.

generallyspiffy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did this happen in Upstate NY?

Ugly_Painter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No this was in west MI

generallyspiffy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah nevermind then

iamtoastshayna69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few kids got suspended in my class, all they did was rig the lockers so that people's books would fall out when they were opened. We only had 18 people in my graduating class so everyone knew who did it.

UUD-40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was the logic behind the expulsion? "You put post it notes on the entire senior hall, you are kicked out of this high school forever"

Ugly_Painter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, something like that

nlane515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ipswich pls

K_dean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GCA?

tkdbbelt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like my school except the uptight. We were a small town and small school but the teachers would have laughed. And my class would have done something harmless like that. We were just lame and did nothing.

raven0014 ยท 1519 points ยท Posted at 23:46:47 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years ago the senior class just went to the school at night and did classic things like balloons and water cups and stuff. The administration freaked out and cancelled this ceremony that everyone loves that we do on the last day. The parents flipped and the police were called because they were yelling so much. Last year someone bought a goat and brought it to school.

bmacc ยท 1152 points ยท Posted at 02:34:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"This isn't really a prank, guise, meet my new goat"

zifnab06 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 07:34:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its an emotional support goat! I promise! Here's its certificate!

mandelboxset ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:37:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be pretty effective actually.

fiftypoints ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:38:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

until it shits all over the floor, eats some furniture, and headbutts someone, at least.

IAmA_Catgirl_AMA ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:30:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the headbutting would work wonders for emotional support. At least if you're not the one getting butted.

username_00001 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:41:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

misery loves company

Kichigai ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:41:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yakalakkin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:55:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I told you guys I had a girlfriend! "

chibbisaurus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hey its me, ur goat

Wolfwillrule ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:43:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Achmed you can't just bring your new step-mom to school!

Killboypowerhed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:47:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Chickens in the hallway!"

Skulfunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I love her, and no I am not part saudi."

rokss8 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:55:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone at my school fucked a cat.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:45:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

niiiice

RamzFanz ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:51:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me that means pussy.

Or cat like Cat Daddy.

Not a cat...not a cat.

mydearwatson616 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:34:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's just a prank, kitty!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:22:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just to be clear, you aren't talking about a cougar or anything like that, right? You're saying someone at your school literally had intercourse with a feline?

ThemCrookedBuzzards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amazing.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same

KarmaKaroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

k.

BiG_Griffin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:45:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school has 4 goats.... and chickens....

Arcturus90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

haha nice, any pics :D?

BiG_Griffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll try to take one tomorrow

Arcturus90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thank you :D!

higs87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:38:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your use of bought and brought satisfies me.

Kook2Kook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heritage?

TheAwesomeRedhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:09 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't believe so. If I'm not mistaken it's WSCA.

Ghozt25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:13:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.....Where do you live? EDIT: punctuation

raven0014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not falling for this one again!!!

Ghozt25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol well do you live in northern Virginia? My school did the same thing

raven0014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol no sorry

DinnerForkEmporium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently at my school years ago someone managed to get a cow upstairs.

Frictus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard cows can go up stairs relatively easily but will refuse to go down Stairs.

Self-Aware ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think that's donkeys.

username_00001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what I've heard too. That's how a cow died at my school, and it actually sounds legit. It was the agriculture school at the time so mix college kids, beer, and access to cows and shit goes down. His ghost still lives there apparently

Lord_Nuke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It takes a crane to get them out.

karmachamelleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought I'd found someone from my high school and got excited, but then a quick check of your history and we aren't even in the same country. The student who led the cow up the stairs for his muck up day is now a teacher there. He was a hoot.

hylian122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is why my class didn't even try. The year prior the administration flipped out when those seniors organized their own toga day...

fwoop_fwoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years ago some students STOLE a goat and brought it to my school.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was it a goat, or just a little lamb.

heidi_2468 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...where do you go to school? Sounds eerily familiar haha

Mr_Goat_King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had something like this happen when I was a freshman. Baby goat, water cups, balloons, and smoke bombs. Parents freaked out, though the school was on fire, fire department got called.

Was hilarious

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Isis school"

andrew2209 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Year 13's (UK equivalent of seniors) did this with chickens at our school, and numbered them 1,2 and 4. The staff spent ages looking for number 3.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:43 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We live in a rural area, and we kind of want to get three pigs and let them loose around the school. On the sides of the pigs, we would paint "1", "2", and "4".

TheAwesomeRedhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:51 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aaaah WSCA, such a strange school. But that's why I've been going there for the last 6 years.

IKnowWhatThingsAre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:20 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Are you from Michigan? Does the term "brouhaha" mean anything to you?

Minisquirrelturds ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame

[deleted] ยท 5763 points ยท Posted at 22:40:00 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We listed our school on Craigslist and our principal got calls all day for the property.

Edit: Wow a lot of you have done this prank too! None of the comments have been from my high school yet but this seems to be a pretty popular prank

CommaHorror ยท 4202 points ยท Posted at 22:55:16 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a really, good and harmless one that's, great!

AlexDr0ps ยท 3605 points ยท Posted at 02:48:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Judging by your use of commas, I'm assuming pranks were your forte in school

EDIT: I was pranked

[deleted] ยท 2437 points ยท Posted at 03:36:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 1802 points ยท Posted at 04:04:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Chesterminator ยท 702 points ยท Posted at 04:33:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superscripts

[deleted] ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 04:33:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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blastfromtheblue ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 05:43:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that, s correct

RealGamerGod88 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:30:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that, s better.

bilky_t ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 07:39:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that, s too damn high.

acidwave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that;s better

ManderTea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that; s too damn low

DeepDough ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If i wasn't broke i would give you gold.

this__fuckin__guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah man there's a bug on my screen and it keeps following your comment.

czechthunder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:28:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When every apostrophe is a superscript, none of them are

jlmbsoq ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:39:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd have said you're wrong, but I'm now beginning to realize you probably aren't.

ktkps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:07:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was scratching the monitor to see if there was some dust there...nice apostrophes

anomalous_cowherd ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:42:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super apostrophes, even.

Josh5591 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:16:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Supostrophies?

Vaxkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suppository?

Rr9s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just typed up a word to see where the ' should normally be, after seeing all this

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:49:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're probably thinking "This is a superscript comment, but that comma in the suit just turned himself into fucking flying comma." Surprise, this is a different kind of supercomma story.

datsundere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that's justgreat

TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

that, s

kenmcfa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That, s not very effective.

DoctorFrankz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After your comment I actually had to check to see if he did that.

MooseV2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don,t think that,s how it works..

TheFlashFrame ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:32:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

^,

ktkps ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:08:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

' ,'

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:05:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Magic*

Oke_oku ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:51:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I, m doing it right, arn , t I?

TheMexicanPenguinII ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:06:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That, s never gonna work

WhyAmINotStudying ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:32:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superscript, s

Sloptit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:37:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Comma to da top

orange_sox ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:39:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's god's comma

girl_with_a_plan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:02:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a friend that is a teacher. One of his kids asked him why a word had an "up comma."

Maria_vonTrappQueen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's actually pretty cute. Unless that student is older than 9.

girl_with_a_plan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This kid was 11.

PM_ME_UR_LIBRARY ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:38:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This comment is Ken M-worthy.

PM_ME_UR_LIBRARY ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:39:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But we are all Ken M-worthy on this blessed day.

thatcooluncle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speak for yourself

magnoolia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:50:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am ALL Ken M-worthy on this blessed day :)

dumbledore_albus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But is Ken M Ken M worthy anymore?

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:19:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

._.

X-espia ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:45:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's Spaniล›h

DeadZ0ne ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:54:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'Magic'

ssjviscacha ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:33:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did you get the backwards "b"?

Sploitspiller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:36:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats a floating semicolon without the period part. Like this """""

Not sure how he got it in between the letters though.

If you add a space it looks kind of close: that "s

That's the best I could do.

Yoshij ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's God's comma

fps916 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:39:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a gods comma

patjohbra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:44:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's God's comma

LogicalEmotion7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So that, s how it, s done...

cclunsford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's the true horror, we'll never know.

uhmerikin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's like that backwards 'b', absolutely dumbfounding.

Cucurucho78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A parent once called that a "high comma" in a parent & teacher meeting according to teacher lore at my school.

JerrSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a T; it goes "tuh."

ZE_R0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes, the ole Comma to the Top

mikee212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Umm where did you go to school?! That's not a comma, it's a catastrophe! Because it's a comma that got blown UP. Duh!

BeefTeaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that's nothing, you should see the comma in my feet - i m now fully comatose.

BUTTFUCKER_MCOY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How bib you bo that back-to-front b?

fotosintesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redditor with gold privilege(s)

-----_------_--- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's an apostrofe

kniselydone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A simple wingardium leviosa spell I'm assuming

Adnon2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you not have a comma to the top button on your keyboard? Just look for the comma that's closer to God.

fighting_squids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean God's comma?

Orca_AJL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's an upper case comma.

SnakeDocMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's God's comma.

BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:13:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You do realize an apostrophe is also aka as an 'inverted comma'. Right? Meaning your joke is wrong and not funny.

UnwaryErmine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:52:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You had that coming

cretecreep ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:12:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read it in, Christopher Walken's, voice.

Monagan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's the third time this week I've seen someone get tricked by that guy. You're not alone it seems.

Arcadian_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right there with ya buddy.

Doheki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You've been kerpranked!

m00segappl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The dropout comma

datchanchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just played yourself

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Internet grammar pussy = Stumped

jay-w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's just a prank bro!

DanSchneiderFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

McWaddle ยท 352 points ยท Posted at 23:35:56 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

harmless

'cause the principal's got nothing else to do

[deleted] ยท 721 points ยท Posted at 02:28:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found the principal.

McWaddle ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Almost; married to one.

BuyThisVacuum1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:43:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know someone married to a principal. Is that you?

RegularGoat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:39:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

Armigedon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you KNOW he has nothing better to do.

Melotonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Has he ever given you detention?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:53:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck the principal.

lespoils ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:28:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's u/McWaddle's job!

digitalbanksy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, principal McWaddle.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:15:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

CrustyButtFlake ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:18:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

First lady principal.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

angsty freshman?

malcorpse ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 02:31:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well no one got hurt and nothing was vandalized so pretty harmless compared to a lot of pranks.

Strkszone ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:21:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Steamy social principle phone prank experiment GONE WRONG! GONE SEXUAL 2016! COPS CALLED!

My_Name_Is_Santa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:48:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, even the cops called asking about buying it.

Tazoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relax dude, relax! It's just a prank! Dude, it's just a prank!

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:49:33 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And new cellphones are cheap

briNo64 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:44:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School landline???

PacoTaco321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doing things is what the vice principal is for.

NICKisICE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it's not really all that funny anyway. You're pissing off a dude in his office where no one sees it or notices or anything.

mortyshaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who works in education, that was my first thought, too.

r_notfound ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:46:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... and Christopher Walken, strikes, again.

cyfermax ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:17:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read that in the voice of the wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the Middle

BrownCow123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like you, but I respect what you do. Have an upvote.

Granoland ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:49:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is my favorite account ever.

Eurynom0s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

William Shatner, is that you?

Metuendus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read this in Stevie's voice from Malcolm in the middle.

BlooFlea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats funny, your funny.

docbrown_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for bringing, attention, to this atrocity.

Uppgreyedd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

reminds me of how Malcolm's friend in the wheel chair talks in Malcolm in the Middle.

bobboobles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You and my coworker would be perfect for each other! He loves his commas.

ferminriii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These commas make me read it in Morty's voice.

Pishwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jane Austen's reddit account

metroidfan220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also good because it's pretty hard to trace unless you figure out what's going on very quickly and know how to do so.

0fficerNasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Christopher Walken, is that you?

AmeliaVampireAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am mildly uncomfortable and slightly amazed that you exist.

the_doolittle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:13 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone else read u/CommaHorror as Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle?

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 02:55:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

klombo120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dat username doe

HauschkasFoot ยท 3909 points ยท Posted at 23:20:01 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We listed our principal on Craigslist personals...m4m. A student assistant to his assistant was able to get his personal cell number. On the ad we put up a couple pictures of a pretty good looking guy that we snagged from a m4m ad from a different city, put down what he was into (mostly a top, 69, kissing, rimming, etc.), and asked people to text pictures of their cocks. Well it turned out the vice-principle was actually gay, and saw this ad on Craigslist, and texted a bunch of explicit pictures to this number and I'm making this all up, but it would be a pretty okay prank.

pdx_1 ยท 2846 points ยท Posted at 23:38:12 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

fucker

Spork_Warrior ยท 712 points ยท Posted at 02:46:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No. Apparently it didn't get that far.

razdiray ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:12:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But it would be pretty okay.

-negative_creep- ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:11:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't it be fuckim?

_jumpstoconclusions_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:42:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah the good old reddit fuck-a-nevermind I'm on mobile and it's too much work...

TheHornyToothbrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hold my- Ah forget it.

Theolaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also he's gay, so...

AlM96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fucker

I barely know her!

pepsifuckingcola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you fucker, you broughter

TexasWithADollarsign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you mean "fuckim".

KerdicZ ยท 690 points ยท Posted at 00:43:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You've hurt my feelings

edit: and history repeats itself

Deathaplenty ยท 279 points ยท Posted at 00:50:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We trusted you. We trusted you with everything! And what did you do? You went and let us down.

GringuitaInKeffiyeh ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:51:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I'm picturing Obi-Wan Kenobi yelling this to Anakin Skywalker, you know the picture I'm talking about.

CaelestisInteritum ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:09:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking more like this.

Side note: GIF editing on my phone is hard.

ThingsUponMyHead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:24:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He was brilliant ...and we trusted him. But he lied to us. He twisted...and tortured us, and used us! Manipulated us for his own purposes, and for what? For this? His... Karma?!

BlueVenir ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:46:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe you've done this.

CloakedSpartanz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

ginelectonica ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:26:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe you've done this

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:28:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

awh fuk, i cant beleve youve done this

oatmealfoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

per your edit, I found it necessary to track the old post down

quite a ripping good yarn, I give it a 5/7

Imnothumanafterall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this!

lordtuts ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

INTERNET TEXT PRANK GONE EMOTIONAL [GONE SEXUAL]

andrewia ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:42:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With a bit of effort this would make a fantastic greentext.

TheDedicatedDeist ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 01:27:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sworn to secrecy on who did it (I didn't), but one of my classmates did the same thing to our vice principle with real pics of him claiming to be generous.

watchyaneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was it Jonathan? He's a right fucker now.

ThingsUponMyHead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:21:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You suck.

Jmettis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:41:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is why I have trust issues

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:49:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But.. You're on the internet, why would you lie?

definetelytrue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel.. violated. betrayed.

Rebel908 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So I didn't do this as a senior prank.....but.....

My best friend and I were hanging out, waiting to meet some friends for a dinner and to catch an NBA playoff game at said dinner.

My friend and I are pretty decent guys overall, but something about us hanging out usually ends with a prank or something mischievous happening. That day, what we decided on was creating an M4M for one of our friends.

We had his number, took photos from his Facebook, and gave instructions of dick pic in first text or no response. We put it up, and went to dinner. As we're waiting for all of our friends to arrive, my buddy gets a call from our other bud, whose freaking out, demanding to know if someone is pranking him. We said no, and he told us he's gotten like 30 dick pics in the last hour, people calling him to suck his dick, and whatnot. He's freaking out, and we pull the ad, but the damage is done. He gets dick pics for a good 2 weeks.

The kicker, which fucking slays me, was that years later, our friend had a death in his family, very unfortunate. He was thinking and got a text from a number he didn't recognize, and thought it was someone texting to cheer him up. Opened up the text and BAM, dick.

JayNico ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The principal's name? Albert Einstein.

shawtyboothang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You bastard, I trusted you!

banditkoala ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have an up yours and an upvote.

HauschkasFoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can I have some updog?

mattmonkey24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's updog?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually did this to a friend of mine in high school. He was on the boardwalk during prom weekend with his girlfriend at the time and his phone was blowing up with random dick pics... He got me back by listing my car for sale on Craigslist at a ridiculously low price with pictures during the SATs and my phone was blowing up on vibrate the entire test.

shepy66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GOD DAMMIT OP

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Screw you for making me read all that... Have an up vote

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nicely done there, sir.

super1s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you shouldn't say the vp was the one to text him after you said you listed a different guy's picture.

urinejames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You got all those upvotes on a fake story...i should be more like you.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I trusted you

Jaksuhn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why are these upvoted

-ScruffyLookin- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They say Steven hauschkas foot was crafted by angels.

munchonsomegrindage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe you've done this.

iamgaben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's just a prank bro... :(

dallasdreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is my go-to revenge when someone pisses me off. So far I've done it to my brother, husband and male best friend from high school (although that time it was just for fun).

furrrsurre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The part where you looked up pics of a bunch of dudes rimming and shit was real though right

JamesUpskirtMecha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just HAD to hurt my feelings like that. I wouldn't have cared if it was fake until you had to point it out yourself. Now the magic is gone.

burtwart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You were supposed to be the chosen one! You were supposed to one-up the comment, not disappoint the rest of us!

Xyoloswag420blazeitX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I am assistant assistant principal"

"Assistant TO the assistant TO the principal"

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what a ruse

Frostymcburgertits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The only time I wish I could redo high school is when I hear shit like this. I would have LOVED to do that to my dickhead principal.

ConnerennoC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the most I've ever laughed at a edit comment you just got everyone's ass

bob1689321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of stories in this thread will be made up. At least you're honest.

elguerodiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this to a guy we work with and he didn't get many replies. It was very anticlimactic.

johnnydaytona675 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God damnit, take your upvote and go

Nickburgesss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy Reddit, not join them. You were to bring balance to the thread, not leave it in darkness.

spkr4thedead51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

there should be a relevant joke about never trusting Hauschka's foot that NCSU and Seahawks fans would be able to enjoy

robo23 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tree fiddy lol har har

Ibbot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:18:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I had to say it at least once.

EThing2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RHS?

WaitForItTheMongols ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:48:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean... There's at least like an 8% chance their school name starts with an R.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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epsilonbob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well the prevalence of 'R' city names and notable people schools would be named after would likely skew the % significantly from the 3.8% base odds

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking the same thing

wawawawawawawa27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We did something similar. Our beloved principal was retiring and bought himself a car to celebrate. We listed the car on Craig's List with his home phone number- livestock OBO. He was amused, I think.

Gakire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last years year 12's did this for muck-up day, except they put it up on Gumtree (local buying/selling website). They even made a full-sized "FOR SALE" sign that said stuff like "Your backyard will be the envy of every neighbour!". I think some guy from New Zealand actually put in an offer.

JimmyRichards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HHS?

lewko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Howie Mandel wasn't diagnosed with ADHD until adulthood.

"My high school days were filled with impulsive actions and pranks such as calling contractors from the Yellow Pages at lunch to get a bid on an addition to our school library. The principal noticed my scheme when he saw contractors measuring the school grounds. When he went outside to see what was going on, the contractors told him they were there to measure the area to place a bid for the addition. Dumbfounded, the principal asked who authorized this, and they said "Howie Mandel."

kabanaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class behind mine gathered "For Sale" signs throughout the community and placed them on the front lawn of the school. Woo-hoo!
This was 1982. What the hell is "Craig's-list"?

viacom13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shakopee???

TheProfexor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did the same thing...

Vlarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Northampton?

APMadisonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

North??

Ananasboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Massachusetts?

MahoganyLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Allen, TX?

b1oconnor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sandwich?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in Salem, OR??

TheComatoseNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What high school was this? Sounds like what my school did.

staringatascreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what my school did last year. All the pranks get worse and worse each year. Nobody thought it was that great and the principal didn't make a big deal either.

EattheRudeandUgly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you from Missouri possibly maybe?

TheWheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Timpview?

pycckuu_brady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Timpview eh? I went to Provo.

MysteriousBoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should've made the principal an ad on casual encounters.

FloydFanatic24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marion, Iowa by chance??

AnneFranc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Judging from your username, this wasn't early 2000s in the Midwest, or was it?

Ltok24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class under me did this for theirs and it was on our local news station

OneFinalEffort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in a small farming community in BC, Canada?

amawesome1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put up ours for sale on eBay, got a few bids including from some teachers.

Justanotherbuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where was your school? Saw an add for my high school on craigslist a year ago, or so.

beepboopbeep93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit that was one of the senior pranks in our school district one year! Principal got pissed and the kid wasn't allowed to walk, and had to skip the senior trip.

SIrPsychoNotSexy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gulf High?

imike218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boise High?

FleetAdmiralCrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's funny. We stole all the "For Sale" signs in our town and planted them in front of the school.

LuckoftheDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an actual sign by our school entrance that was professionally made. It had the actual description of the school, but as if it were like a house (like 13 bathrooms, massive backyard, etc.)

TheOneAndOnlyThemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's great! A senior class at my school even went a step further and got a huge advertising poster (talking 10x3m) and hung it at the front of our school listing the rooms, kitchen, etc... Happened to be visible very well since our school is besides a kinda busy street. They hot actual calls as well, one of the best ones I remember.

mattlitz96 ยท 1461 points ยท Posted at 02:43:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A kid in our facebook group suggested everyone bringing in 2 watermelons, so there would be like 700 water melons lying around the school. As a result, everyone and I mean everyone in our grade brought in 2+ watermelons, so our school was covered with watermelons. Also, our vice principal, who is black, thought that the prank was racist and hateful against him and asked every black kid in the school if the prank was racist.

danwroy ยท 818 points ยท Posted at 11:32:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

everyone and I mean everyone in our grade brought in 2+ watermelons, so our school was covered with watermelons

Hahaha

Also, our vice principal, who is black

What the fuck were you thinking

kniselydone ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 12:26:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha no kidding. Pumpkins could've worked.

echolog ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 13:12:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where the hell you gonna buy a thousand pumpkins?

Or watermelons for that matter?

LstCrzyOne ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 13:26:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this would prank the grocery stores more than his principal, "Dave I thought I told you to fill that watermelon display!?" I did fill it! "Bullshit it's completely empty, you expect me to believe 500 people just walked in and all bought watermelons?"

DickieJohnson ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:52:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I should have stayed in school." thought dave

MerleCorgi ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:49:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A thousand pumpkins in fucking May. ????

kymboandarrow ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:43:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But pumpkins aren't in season in May/June...

theluckkyg ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:10:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Americans have some weird racial stereotypes. First I find out about chicken and now it turns out watermelon is black people food as well.

Lord_Nuke ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:41:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man, black people get all the delicious stereotypes, it's not fair. eats mayo out of a jar

odie4evr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:36:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Puts mild sauce on eggs

mattlitz96 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:39:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were thinking how funny it would be if 700 watermelons were ljust ying across our school

Chucklay ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:26:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right? There's just something inherently funny about watermelons.

Rabid_Mongoose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe...but honestly, who doesn't like watermelon?

Seruz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:11 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't.

BrushedYourTeethYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:58 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

..I'm too naive to understand the racist bit?

Armigedon ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 17:24:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate how everyone in this generation is always super offended and believe everything belongs to an 'ist'.

OnlyGirlInSchool ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:29:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you for real?

Armigedon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:27 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

Lets do a fun prank. Fill the school with large, cheap fruit.

Watermelons fit that criteria.

Oops. Someone in the school faculty happens to belong to a race where there 'could' be a racial stereotype.

Guess everyone involved is a fucking racist.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:00:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate how everyone from previous generations are always super stoic and refuse to acknowledge racists and sexists because they dont believe in 'political correctness'

SupaSupra ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just hate everybody.

fb39ca4 ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 05:14:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And what did the black students say?

zeenting ยท 580 points ยท Posted at 05:54:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom i got the dinner

addycb ยท -126 points ยท Posted at 06:00:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

first thing on this thread i have laughed at: kudos to you sir

SkrublordPrime ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 12:24:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ffs just upvote like a normal person

leadabae ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:00:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ffs just downvote like a normal person

HighRelevancy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:01:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ffs just meta

Frank_Hampton ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:09:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ffs

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

F

ScootaliciousScooter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:37:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

F

PookiSpooks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At 20

MatthewDaigneau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

S

ScootaliciousScooter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:07:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did it reddit!

Askew_WAS_TAKEN ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:15:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ffs just upvote like a normal person

jrd5497 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:10:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora tipping intensifies

mattlitz96 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:39:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The black students were like it wasn't racist. We only brought them in cause some kid suggested how funny it would be if the school had like 700 watermelons lying around. There was no race aspect to it

[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 10:19:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Manny_Sunday ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 10:23:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a common stereotype that black people love watermelon.

EsseXploreR ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 10:30:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a stupid thing to turn negative. Watermelon is delicious.

rastafletter ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:32:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would go as far as saying eating watermelons is on the top 10 things I do in my life. Seriously.

Astilaroth ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:26:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you black? :D

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:36:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who the hell doesn't like fried chicken and watermelon?

Link_lunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vegetarians

Sp3ctre7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My theory is that everyone loves watermelon, but black people just show more passion for their culinary preferences.

JoelMahon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stereotypes being used directly on people is racist even if it's positive. Assuming a Chinese guy you meet is good at maths is still racist etc

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:26:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:38:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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BungusMcFungus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would have been offensive to anyone regardless of race. If you say that to someone you're just an asshole.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you a minority?

Kalsembar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What if he was Irish?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:41:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Irish in America, specifically in the east coast would have it tough somewhat, but not as bad as to someone who is black, Asian, Hispanic, or middle eastern. The only stereotypes I can think of Irish are just potatoes, drunks, and that's pretty much it to my knowledge. Hearing how "I came on a banana boat filled with sugar, sand in my ears" day in and day out when I was younger takes a toll on a person.

Instantcoffees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are really hanging out with the wrong crowd if you hear that sentence every day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You really don't have a choice in not hearing those words when growing up.

EsseXploreR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:40 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You should really look at a history book more. The American Irish, our whole lives but mostly during the industrial revolution and onward, were treated worse than dogs. We lived in shitty buildings, we were relegated to hard labor like dock work and coal mining before labor laws and workers rights were in place. We couldn't break into the government to make a change because people were sincerely prejudiced. There were literally signs saying "Irish need not apply" hanging in storefronts. We overcame the racism and prejudice and have cemented ourselves in the fabric of American history. So yes, it goes a lot further than just people saying "Irish are drunks". Yet, most of us can still be self deprecating. I still laugh at "drunk Irishman" jokes. It's would be nice if everyone could be that way.

JoelMahon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never was butthurt, it's a fact if you assume something about someone based on their race alone then it's racist. I never said it was always evil or soul destroying or harmful in every case. So stop being butthurt just because I explained that something can be racist even if it's positive.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:08:01 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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JoelMahon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:18 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend oxford English dictionary disagrees my friend

the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

The case you mention isn't a requirement. And would you not be offended if someone assumed something about you based purely on your race? If you were Black and someone offered you chicken and you declined but they insisted all black people like chicken, has nothing to do with being better or worse, it's about ignorance.

justaddbooze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your scenario may be racist.

But a Chinese vice principal trying to pull the race card because each student brought 2 calculators to leave at school is just ridiculous.

JoelMahon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes it is, I never said pulling the race card wasn't ridiculous. Why are you implying I side with the dumbass principal? All I was doing was informing the guy I replied to about how stereotypes can be racist even if they aren't negative.

justaddbooze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stereotypes being used directly on people is racist....

Must have misunderstood, I did think you were siding with the ridiculous vice principal. My mistake, haven't had my coffee yet haha have a good one.

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GlazedDonutGloryHole ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 12:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fried chicken, watermelon, and grape drink are all stereotypes mainly used in the US; which is silly because who doesn't love fried chicken and watermelon?!

[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 12:52:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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captenplanet90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Important distinction though; grape drink and grape juice are not the same thing

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We don't have grape drink here, just grape juice.

I just googled grape drink it looks like a mix of motor oil and lavender detergent, something I would never put anywhere near my mouth.

captenplanet90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its pretty much just purple colored sugar water. Pretty good though- 7/10

Inepta ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:24:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'll get shit by the police if you do

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:46:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd rather be shit by the police than shot by the police, to be honest.

Inepta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mobile user. Autocorrect can be a pain lol

_Kyu ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:38:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IKR. except the grape drink part. I'm black though

ScootaliciousScooter ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:39:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I brought a grape Fanta to school and everyone kept asking "where's the KFC too?"

Self-Aware ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:36:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if it's a different recipe, but the South African grape Fantas have SO MUCH SUGAR in them. Two used to get me through a hard shift on no sleep.

c1arkbar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Purple drank

FTFY

GrantTurismo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, where I'm from, we use that stereotype for Indian people, out of some particular reason...

nothesharpest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's purple drank. Get it right.

nealius ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who the fuck doesn't like watermelon?

Tacorgasmic ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:16:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me, it taste like dirty water. Honestly, who likes it?

UnluckyLuke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tomatoes and watermelons are the scum of this earth. They are both just dirty water balls.

HappensALot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right? I can understand people liking it but some people go nuts for it and it's really AT BEST okay.

arrrrr_won ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watermelon is the least appealing of the melons in my book. Has tons of seeds, tastes of nothing. I will eat the shit out of honeydew, however.

HappyBot9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:58 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But where did it come from? Watermelon is delicious!

ElPazerino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone loves them

Fred-Bruno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EVERYONE loves watermelon!!!

cheesejeng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL I'm black.

DerNeander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But.. but.. everybody I know loves watermelons as well...

NDIrish27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who the fuck doesn't love watermelon?

kniselydone ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 12:22:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a stereotype back from slave days when white people would try to justify slavery saying black people were happy as slaves and didn't need the complications of freedom. Brought about the manufacturing of figurines like this by and for white people, displaying the supposed simplicity of slaves.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:52:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the explanation.

kniselydone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey no problem man

Squidling_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God those things creep me out. My friend was housesitting his neighbor's house and I visited and helped out. Opened a room and found a shit ton of these figurines on a shelf. All with their black skin, red lips, and piercing eyes. Apparently the old lady that lives their likes to collect them, all next to her husbands massive gun safe.
Ain't Arizona a fantastic place?

username_00001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That part makes sense, but I've still never known why it was specifically watermelon. Maybe watermelon was considered fancy or rare back then and they're treated to it as happy slaves?

elgringofrijolero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

From what I've heard, according to a few experts on black history, watermelon was a popular fruit to pack with/have for lunch due to its high water content. it would cut down on the need to pack a separate drink, cutting down the need to find an establishment that would cater to black people in the postwar south.

tnvol88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These figurines are always in antique stores I've been in in Tennessee.

danwroy ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 11:33:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Google "black people" and "watermelon", it's an antebellum stereotype that has hung around

YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:18:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Certain stereotypes like that are just dumb. Yeah, black people like watermelon. But you know why? Because everyone likes watermelon!

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 13:29:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black people like it more, and anything black people like more must be bad because black people are bad, I think that's the way racists look at it.

danwroy ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 12:22:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't and "dumb" doesn't mean it's not still in effect

Melotonius ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:31:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the word "antebellum" doesn't get used enough.

SleepySouthernBelle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:21:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One theory is that freed slaves grew, ate and sold watermelons. They became a symbol of freedom.
When I was younger, an older relative explained that watermelons were often planted in the cotton fields for the slaves that would spend all day picking. This is the explanation I have always believed.
Just found a source mentioning it (first page, last paragraph):

http://m.ourweekly.com/news/2014/feb/20/chicken-and-watermelon-fabricated-history/?page=2

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:48:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your username makes your explanation even better. Thanks for the link.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:00:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They were to busy eating the watermelons to answer.

HoganGolf-18 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:58:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior here with a black principal. Bookmarking this.

grammarbegood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're missing the point here, kid. Grow up a bit.

dc8291 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should've used cantaloupes

ponymassacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's really weird we did the same thing, except we don't go to the same school cuz out vice principal wasn't black

Rodents210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like almost every vice principal ever has a Napoleon complex from only being the vice principal. This seemed true as a student and it still seems true to my peers who are now teachers.

Ksevio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm surprised there were that many watermelons available for sale around you. Must have really messed up the local grocery store's sales stats.

RudeDudeInTheMood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CRS?

ringhkyl000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If my senior class did that, there would be 5,200 watermelons in the school.

RECOGNI7E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:50 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Since when are watermelons racist? I mean I could see it his way if you had brought in Buckets of fried chicken and grape pop. But watermelons, I have never heard of watermelons being racist.

Squillem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:15 on March 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I can't blame the guy. If you're not in on it, it seems kinda racist.

thechurchofyeezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:37 on May 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior prank from the class before us had the same intention, but someone decided to start an aerial assault with watermelons. People almost slipped and fell. Principal got pissed. A bunch of kids got suspensions and couldn't walk at graduation. https://youtu.be/vpD1El5w2VU

anjn79 ยท 4412 points ยท Posted at 00:35:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We combined our senior prank with our senior gift for our band director. We took his old desk chair, brought it up to the top of the 2 story watch tower that he stands on to watch us during marching rehearsals, and threw it off (filming his reaction of course). Then, when he brought us inside to yell at us, boom, there was a new chair sitting at his desk.

7h0m4s ยท 3943 points ยท Posted at 03:09:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was waiting for you to say you destroyed an antique chair that his grandfather gave him before he died or something.

csbsju_guyyy ยท 2758 points ยท Posted at 05:07:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"IT'S JUST A PRANK TEACH'"

Toriyosh ยท 632 points ยท Posted at 05:54:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"LOOK, THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT THERE!"

liam06xy ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 06:46:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"ever heard of social experiments"

Oke_oku ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 09:53:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"GRANDFATHER CHAIR PRANK GONE WRONG (2016) - (1996)!!!"

liam06xy ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 09:54:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"GONE SEXUAL"

erer1243 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:38:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"GONE MUSICAL"

TheSunIsTheLimit ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:53:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"GONE WILD"

Overreacting_is_life ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:18:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[GONE SEXUAL]

zerpderp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:22:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"BAND TEACHER CHAIR SMASH PRANK GONE SEXUAL"

Norgenigga ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 06:00:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

chill it was just a prank you crazy dog

jaypenn3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

nooooo! renekton!

Korrasch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:37:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God damn it this really is a meme now ๐Ÿ˜

YoshiYogurt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:59:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I will punish you for that Veigar!!

Youre_all_worthless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes! In this subreddit too!

getogeko ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:48:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THROWING CHAIRS OFF ROOF PRANK!!111 (IN THE SCHOOL) (PRINCIPLE CALLED) (GONE MIDDLE SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS) (ALMOST SCRAPED KNEE!!!!!111)

Piper5by5 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:03:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(GONE EDUCATIONAL)

cosby8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:36:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cues the trombone section as he wipes a single tear from his face

Salacondor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:06:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"CAMERAS, CAMERAS ARE EVERYWHERE! DONT HURT ME!"

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL (IN THE HOOD)

Dunderost ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:12:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I GOT THIS NEW 40 BUCK CHAIR FOR YOU

omolicious ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:39:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a sofa experiment

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:41:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Gone Sexual)

Teller8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:39:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Gone Bisexual)

AfternoonPot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Gone Transsexual)

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:43:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Irreplaceable family heirloom destruction social experiment [gone sexual]"

SamCropper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"IT'S JUST A PRANK, PRO!"

Teller8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:39:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"TEACHBRO"

FTFY

zulu-bunsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[IN THE BAND ROOM]

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GONE SEXUAL!!!!!!!

jnmaniac ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this supposed to be a reference to Emily from Until Dawn?

[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 06:48:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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laaanis ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:53:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arson is just a prank, m'lud

Elitist_Plebeian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:31:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, arson. The best prank.

jennisaninja ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 06:33:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I remember in middle school, there were these students that took a necklace off of one of the mean science teachers desk that contained ashes of his late wife and threw it down the toilet. They got expelled.

Philofelinist ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 08:37:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So they should have. That's so cruel of them.

Plsdontreadthis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:26:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did they know it had the ashes in it?

DonMan8848 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:04:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I sure hope not, that would be bad enough...

jennisaninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think they did, which makes the situation much sadder.

Rain-on-roof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:13:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is so terrible, ugh. Made me feel bad.

Consanguineously ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on how mean he was.

onlyaskredditonly ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:55:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was waiting for him to say that the chair and the director switched bodies when both say 'I'm tired of being a chair/director!' at the same time when they got into an argument.

beethovensnowman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:25:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here's your gift!

YOU DED.

GroundhogNight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:53:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A Ron Swanson original.

Reddisaurusrekts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:57:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was, OP just doesn't know it.

iridisss ยท 966 points ยท Posted at 03:39:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like this prank. It's like the Christmas "I got an Xbox box with clothes inside.--minutes pass by--Surprise, I got you a real Xbox!" pranks.

_hanner ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 07:12:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my boyfriend did something like this to his little brothers on christmas last year...they already had an xbox, so he got them a bunch of xbox one games "by accident". 15 minutes later after all of the presents were open, suddenly "oh wait! i forgot one!" and brought out the xbox one. they lost their shit.

iwazaruu ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 10:47:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quality big brother right there.

[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 11:13:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:(

ButCoffee ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:20:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why are you sad friend?

[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 11:25:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like a good time. Im good though, thank you for your consideration xD.

Kenny__Loggins ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:50:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...what

swigglediddle ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:08:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's so random xD!!1!

Kenny__Loggins ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:59:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holds up spork

Seminal_Sound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothafucker you better sit that spork down and walk the fuck away.

fyrecrotch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He needs a hug. Let me enable him. ENABLE!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:20:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you on drugs

EatAtMilliways ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My parents did that with the NES when my sister and I were little. Got us some games saying they figured we could play them at our friends houses, and then, after they had told us all the presents were open - BOOM - Nintendo. I still have it and it still works beautifully.

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:45:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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_1963 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Christmas 2012

I was like 13 or 12

Okay I'm only four or five years older than you, but still.

Youtube910 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:18:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surprise, I got you a real Xbox!" pranks

Not if you're this kid

rhllor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was really cruel :-( Especially with the ceaseless mocking laughter soon as he opened the box. They didn't even give him the chance to genuinely react.

TheTweets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:08:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A PS4 box with clothes in, an Xbox One box with oranges in, a Primark bag with an Ouya in and a Next bag with a WiiU controller.

Worst Valentine's Day ever.

Infinitenemesis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god. An Ouya. I feel sorry for you.

Icalhacks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:36:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My aunt and uncle would get my brother and I clothes, but hidden somewhere in the box would be like 20 dollars.

LightsSoundAction ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom did this to me. She would get a tiny sized gift, like a video game, and put it in a box you could put a coffee table in. She'd fill the empty space with bricks and other shit to throw you off. She's a gift wrap wizard.

Wilsen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did that to my brother at Christmas this year, sort of. Last Christmas (2014) I gave my brother a used FIFA game (the old edition), this year, I made him think he'd get a pair of expensive shoes by giving him another used FIFA game in an Adidas box, only to give him the actual shoes later.

What can I say? I'm in it for the long con.

noodle-face ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was one I saw where they said "haha like we could really afford an xbox"

Never saw so much tears

beautifulcreature86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did the same thing for my son a couple weeks ago. I got my 11 year old an Xbox 1 with black ops 3 and fallout 4, but I also had gotten a 5 gallon tea container with a similar box. I didn't have time to wrap it so I threw a blanket over the tea box and hid the Xbox 1 behind the trash can behind me in the kitchen. He grabbed the box and said, "oh my god, mom, did you get me an Xbox 1?" and he pulled off the blanket and looked reeeeallly disappointed. He just said, oh what is this for?" I said, oh wrong gift. I meant to get you this and gave him the Xbox. He was so happy he was tearing up. Lame, I'm sure, but worth the reaction.

babytimekade1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ha that reminds me of my own christmas! except there was no surprise xbox later:(

iLoveBrianWilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for sharing

hmgamersedition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother did that to me this year, only minus the real Xbox

icemanistheking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Fuck you parents I HATE YOU"

"oh...hehe"

JakeTheSheepy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad did that to my brother, he put a car waxing kit in a Nintendo box and gave it to him for Christmas. There was no Nintendo though.

Poopballstits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except for that one where there was no real Xbox :(

Kampfgeist964 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom did this exact trick when Pokรฉmon Blue came out, hid the game box in a bigger box that looked like it was just more clothes. She got me good :')

Pendulous_balls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or when you smash your friends coffee table when you're drunk and SURPRISE there's a brand new overturned milk crate in the closet

GotHamm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

About 5 years ago my friend asked for an Xbox 360 for his birthday. His dad gave him a box with an X on it on his birthday. The next day he gave him boxes A-Z and told him that the Xbox was in one of them. It wasn't in any of the boxes but they gave him an Xbox at Christmas time that year.

Alichar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It'd be even better if it was a flat piece of cardboard.

An exbox.

Milkywayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:00 on March 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother got me a (metal) festival ticket last year. He taped it to the inside of a Justin Bieber calendar.

iridisss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:37 on March 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope he taped it on the month after the festival just so that once you flip the calendar to the ticket you only find out after the festival's over. At least that's what I would do.

Milkywayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:52 on March 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well firstly, my brother is not a monster. Secondly, he knew pretty damn well I was not gonna put it up.

[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 05:21:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Hero_of_Hyrule ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:43:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, Sheldon.

[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 05:53:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 06:00:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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redworm ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 06:07:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only the going away parties so people can tell me how glad they are I'm leaving. It's very sweet.

thedirtydeetch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:51:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I totally get where you're coming from. I was raised in a small valley town in northeastern Pennsylvania, and holidays are consistently cringe inducing.

Hero_of_Hyrule ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:00:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn man, who shit in your Wheaties this morning?

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:13:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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beautifulcreature86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then why go? Your family would understand if you're uncomfortable. I get anxiety around crowds and I dislike kids except for my own. I always opt out of things like this. They'll understand because they know you.

redworm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd think but no, my feelings are less important than theirs. Especially the kids, I'm expected to put the happiness of children above my own.

TheHornyToothbrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get well soon!

redworm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks! I feel better this morning though my throat is pretty raw from having to be a mouth breather all night long.

Dirus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:59:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, not being able to see if you've actually hurt anyone's feelings at the very least.

bridgeventriloquist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:28:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whose feelings do you think he's hurting? Hardcore birthday enthusiasts?

TheNerdySimulation ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:05:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit... I found somebody else who understands all of this. Thank you.

AVID_Volt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:58:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love when people on the Internet type smarter than they are!

redworm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

The gap between my actual intelligence and how smart I try to sound on the internet is enormous.

Tyloor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:09:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're aware

redworm ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:16:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm thrilled the newsletter got to you. I was worried the pigeon got lost and they're UDP so I'd never know.

TheHornyToothbrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you my spirit animal? I love you.

beautifulcreature86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're irrationally angry over this. Did your parents never give you presents? Also, as an adult, it is the thought that counts. No matter the price. If you know what a person saw or admired at the dollar store and you surprised them with it, I promise it would be truly appreciated. Just remember people mean well when they give you something and don't stress out so much about how valuable yours is.

redworm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:56:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're irrationally angry over this. Did your parents never give you presents?

Yeah but enjoying things as a child doesn't mean I have to enjoy them as an adult.

Also, as an adult, it is the thought that counts. No matter the price.

Oh how I wish that were true.

If you know what a person saw or admired at the dollar store and you surprised them with it, I promise it would be truly appreciated.

Making promises you can't keep. Ding

Just remember people mean well when they give you something and don't stress out so much about how valuable yours is.

Well yeah, I'm only grumpy about it on the internet. I play my part like I'm supposed to when we're all around the Xmas tree.

ascentstudios ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's more "Lets throw your xbox off the roof. --minutes pass by-- Surprise, we got you an xbone 360!"

AstralTraveller ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:23:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was before my time, but a few years before I was in high school the senior class pranked the band director by carrying his truck inside.

The double exterior doors of the band hall led to a loading dock that was about three feet off the ground. The band director always parked his truck backed into the loading dock. The entire senior class (and probably anyone else they could find to help) lifted the truck up the three feet onto the loading dock and then carried it into the building and put it right in the middle of the room. He then had to get them to carry it back out and off the loading dock because you can't exactly drive off a three foot cliff in a small Japanese truck.

After that he bought a bigger, heavier truck to thwart future attempts at this prank.

MeowMeowBiatch ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 03:06:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm gonna need that video now

Leharen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here

Larjersig18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sader123 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:59:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha, see your band teacher seems cool. The class above me planned a prank that took place at the end of one of our jazz band rehearsals. The seniors came in wearing ski masks, kidnapped their friend, carried him out of the music building to not be seen again. He got so angry and went even as far as threatening those students to not graduate (which he didn't have the authority to do). All around he is just the worst human, and then after he try to play it off like he thought it was funny. It didn't work.

monsteralpaca ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:50:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

was sam pepper in the class above you

AtomicFreeze ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:32:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Since my prank was also to the band director, I'll tell it as a reply to your comment.

During football games, he would play his trumpet along with us during timeouts (not when we were on the field). When the game was going on, he would set his trumpet down and turn his back on the band to watch the game. One by one, the seniors snuck up, pretended to play his trumpet right behind his back, then got our picture taken. There were also football-playing band seniors so we had them go in the director's office while he was at lunch (we borrowed a key from the IT guy) and pose with his trumpet.

The Thursday night before the last home football game (we had help from other staff members so we were at school in the evening), we printed out a ton of those pictures and plastered them all over the school. Non-band kids were super confused as they arrived the next morning, band kids thought it was funny... Most of them had seen us taking the pictures and wondered what we were going to do with them. We also locked the trumpet in a trophy case. It took him like half an hour to find someone with a key to get it out.

We also decorated the band room. Balloons and streamers everywhere.

flyinasian0doom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a former high school band member, I wish my class thought this up, but I'm not sure how well it wouldve ended for us haha how did the director take the prank?

20P4U ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not very polite for the chair to be sitting at a teacher's desk

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's always money in the desk chair

overcompensates ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha shit man that's great. We had a similar one. We took our band director outside, sat him down in his old chair, and then detonated an IED on the chair because he was an infidel

Tino42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

post vid?

wellsdb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

filming his reaction of course

So, where's the video?

DogsAreAnimals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soooo, where's the video?

anaesthetic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I imagined your teacher as Snape for some reason..

I_aint_a_saint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But if you didn't destroy his old one, he'd have 2 chairs. Only one more to go.

xf- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just destroyed an emotional valuable item. He used that chair for twenty years and wanted to take it home when he retires. You ruined it.

DeepFriedSnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The ol' band teacher furnituroo.

SlinkiusMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dang I hope he liked the new chair better than the old one haha

nick_storm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go on

Loplw4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was the teach reaction

nolasagne ยท 4001 points ยท Posted at 23:20:17 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We ran Bart Simpson for Student Council president. This would be 1990.

He came in second.

NowWithVitaminR ยท 2037 points ยท Posted at 00:47:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did Mike Rotch come in first?

PlanetElka ยท 959 points ยท Posted at 01:14:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FOUR MORE YEARS

jskoker ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 03:36:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VP was Jenny Tullworts

faxinator ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 04:36:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Treasurer was Connie Lingus.

BuyThisVacuum1 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:47:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only because of the generous campaign contributions of Suq Madiq.

Missy_Elliott_Smith ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:18:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His mother Munchma Quchi must be so proud.

Dronelisk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:24:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lordtuts ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 03:49:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STEVE HOLT!

\o/

willpunchyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STEVE HOLT!

BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:44:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STEVE HOLT!

HMDCookiesRGood ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spot the freshman

Intheenditdoesnteven ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 01:18:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my case it always comes first...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heyoo

XxdisfigurexX ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:15:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No it was Steve Holt Steve Holt

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:42:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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faxinator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:37:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having that name is like a self-fulfilling prophesy, I would imagine.

SenseiSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was he yours?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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The_Great_Kal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Think Mike Hunt. He tried.

klevenisms204 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No.. Mike Hunt

Adhdcris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I support Mike Litoris!

the_radmiral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps Benjamin Dover.

filthymahfk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was Mike Hunt.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope Big Richard Hertzer wins.

doodlewacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, Mike Hunt did.

ivy-and-twine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was confused, because we actually had a Mike Rot(s)ch at our school.

AsskickMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why you little...!

TheBlock12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, Mike Hawk was the one to come first.

moshed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah it was Mike LaTorres

Mr_Rotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. I'm running for president in 2020.

NowWithVitaminR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rotch > Trump

the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, it was Mike Oxlong.

NowWithVitaminR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But I heard that he was a habitual liar.

spacemanspiff30 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:15:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, his cousin Mike Hunt.

ilikeme1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:37:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably was Seymour Butts.

vinnythehammer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:51:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, Mike Hunt did.

DarthJones1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:33:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was I. C. Wiener

finallyinfinite ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:49:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Benjamin Dover

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:19:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah but Mike Hunt fucking hurts.

p00pchute ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:03:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, Mike Hunt cheated and won

CrabbyBlueberry ยท 448 points ยท Posted at 01:09:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One for Martin. Two for Martin. Let's have another recount.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

god damn Martin O' Malley. Only two votes? For shame.

Double25 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:39:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!

YoloSwag007 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:41:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did South park win?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:54:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My classmates did something similar with an orange named Dwayne. There for posters everywhere that read "a vote for Dwayne is a vote for Dwayne".

If admin had allowed it, they would've put Dwayne on the podium and had someone sit under it giving Dwayne's speech.

lightheat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:41:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MICHAEL: Well, that leaves 3%! You did better than I did when I ran.
GEORGE MICHAEL: I tied with "Bart Simpson" and "School sucks."

simpersly ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:43:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school someone dressed up as a Simpsons character when she ran for a school office. Another girl dressed up as Quail Man from Doug. This was in 2005. So it was a pretty outdated joke.

gay_ghoti_yo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:20:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!

armored-dinnerjacket ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:26:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we ran the NSDAP. they got one vote.

PM_ME_YOUR_KROKODIL ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:07:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same at my school for a kid that had dropped out to do online school and was known to do a lot of drugs. He won president, vice president, secretary and treasurer. Most of the votes had to be thrown out because of it

mytherrus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:00:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school once elected a kid for president who never ran. All the seniors and most of the underclassmen were in on the joke and the teachers never knew. Once they realized that the elected president never actually ran, they threw away the results and redid the voting.

It was a good thing, since the kid we all elected wasn't in on the joke.

kynlais ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:45:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Second? So he got vice president... ?

technofiend ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We ran a guy whose claim to fame was "he was descended from Swedish Kings" for prom queen. He won.

keight07 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We once had a mock election for our high school when the provincial elections were going on. We got in trouble because our grade had unanimously voted in the Charizard party.

DrCybrus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rick Astley won in our school under the slogan "never gonna let you down"

harryrunes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:30:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got Pedro elected my eighth grade year in protest of the corrupt bourgeois system in place

Taylor_Satine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend didn't have a date for prom so he brought a blow up doll wearing a dress. Her name was "Daisy" and she won prom queen.

PlatinumGlasses ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soviet Bear came in first.

incredimatt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:45:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

D'oh!

InfinitePool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:22:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did something similar. I had Rick James run for Student Council President during the height of the Chapelle show popularity.

Luczrio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To update it for today, run John Cena. Imagine it, the envelope filled with ballots that not even the person reading it knew the contents of, and she gets up in front of an audience and says

The students have spoken to selected a class president, and his name is......

And then she opens the envelope

Grinch_Finger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Several months later, I was born. So it goes.

mr_pupper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:26:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We arent seniors, but for our Sophomore Class President a few friends and I got a ton of people to vote for John Cena on the write-ins. out of 4 candidates running, he got 2nd.

Imagine losing to John Cena for class president.

MetathranSoldier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our voting for Student Council was held twice.

Chuck Norris with a guy who left the school 2 years prior as his vice was apparently not acceptable.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:40:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We voted Alf and PJ's Left Shoe for homecoming kings.

Maxmox11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:16:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats what they told you

GoodDayEh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:52:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this as well but ran Harvey Dent. Dent won. The school had to pick the second place winner and the principle proceeded to give everybody a lecture over the PA system.

Shpies_Everywhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends did the same thing but we voted for David Hasslehoff, with the slogan "Don't Hassle With the Hoff"

The student council had to request that we vote for actual students during the election

Xais56 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:12:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We once rigged an election for class president.

Richard Nixon was the overwhelming winner, I think he'd approve.

ds0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:34:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought he tied with George Michael Bluth and "School Sucks."

geekywarrior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who counted the votes? Because if it was not counted by students, then I bet he actually came in first.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's so crazy to remember how Bart Simpson was actually considered edgy all those years ago. There was a literal moral outrage panic because a cartoon boy said "eat my shorts" and "don't have a cow, man!" 1989 was a different time.

PedroAlvarez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I lost a student president election after my comedy speech received a standing ovation because there was a rumor that the girl running against me would take her top off if she won

Fuck you ally

pizzaguyman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"And the winner is.... South Park"

ThrowawayusGenerica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!

Hattless ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually won but the school administrators decided a cartoon character wouldn't make a very good student council president. At least that's how my high school would have reacted.

jatjqtjat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He came in first, and the administration lied!

Pt5PastLight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should have run Parker Lewis. He literally can't lose.

anormalgeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We ran "Dirty Sanchez" back in '99 or so. This was before most adults knew that it was something dirty.

He had campaign posters and everything and he ended up winning.

boston_shua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His campaign slogan? Eat my short

liveordiewronghonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STEVE HOLT!

Ireallylikebears ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

$20 says he actually won but the teachers didn't love that result so they said he came in second.

upvote_king51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did South Park win?

Gamerguywon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

south park isn't a character, it's a town..

lordperiwinkle ยท 1647 points ยท Posted at 03:24:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was not the official prank, but it did happen senior year. The psych teacher, Miss F. was always pointy faced and unfair. She got mad at a few slackers and ended up making herself feel better by giving a pop quiz with the grade on it being a third of our final grade. This brought down quite a few student's GPA and much rancor ensued. So. She also had a doll that sat on her desk. Little Lord Fauntleroy was its name, it had a lacy collar and a wee little hat, short blue pants with suspenders. She introduced it the first day of class, and we all thought her eccentric.

A few days after the unfair quiz, Little Lord Fauntleroy (LLF)went missing. Miss F. was pissed. She wept, chewed us out, demanded his return. And soon after that came the ransom note. It demanded the results of the quiz be expunged for all and our grades returned to pre-quiz levels. Or LLF would get it. The next class the shit really hit the fan..she strode back in forth, crying, demanding we rat out the culprits, and refusing to give in. A few days later a doll ear was sent to her in-school mail box. Wow. She went bonkers. This was after the Getty kidnapping and ear slicing event. A note came with the ear repeating the demand. More angry tears. I felt bad for her, but it was also gleeful..she had never been fair and she had openly mocked me as I was clumsy at drawing a pencil through a maze while looking in a mirror. Graduation was fast approaching . The last note enclosed a photo of LLF with a black hood on his head, and a noose around his neck. Miss F. caved. He showed up on her desk the next day, both ears on...they must have sliced another doll's ear. We got our grades back, she had her doll. She retired not many years after that. It remains a mystery who kidnapped LLF, but I take my hat off to who ever it was.

pleasantfiction ยท 433 points ยท Posted at 11:39:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was the greatest thing I've ever read. My physics teacher in high school had the same affection for a toy storm trooper she had on her desk as she was the biggest Star Wars fan of anyone I ever knew. One day it disappeared during lunch and she couldn't help herself. The rest of the day was dedicated to finding that toy soldier. Class was postponed until it showed up. The day ended with her not finding it. The next day she was so bummed out, I wanted to cry for her. We searched online and bought one exactly (to my knowledge) like it and gave it to her at the end of class. I think that's the only time I saw a teacher cry in school.

Firefox9890 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:28:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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suitcasegnome ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:21:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really hope your username is not relevant in this case. :S

Kazmir101 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:40:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our 2nd grade teacher was crying when she found out about the 9/11 attacks. We kind of laughed at her, not knowing the context of why she was crying. It was just surreal to see an adult cry at the time since crying is something that "kids" do. I still feel bad about that.

nagumi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Write her an email! It feels great to apologize for this stuff!

Kazmir101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:33 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't actually remember her name, or else I might have. She was kind of our extended substitute for a large portion of the year as our teacher was on maternity or something like that.

nagumi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:26 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can find out! Call the school, ask your parents, check with other students on facebook, write a letter to the 9/11 museum in new york!

PookiSpooks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:27:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That just seems cruel

QuantumLeapofFaith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It sounds like the figure held a lot of sentimental value

ApolloSt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe a good friend or a family member gave it to her.

quenishi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:35 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who has a thing for action figures, I'd never bring my faves into the office. I do have a small one on my desk, but it's not one I'd particularly miss if someone nicked it.

glondor ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 11:32:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this was a truly thrilling read

lordperiwinkle ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:44:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. I am thinking of going to my 40th reunion in 2018, and ask. I ran into a classmate a couple of years back and we talked about the incident, but he did know, either

stupidsexymonkfish ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:01:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a prank, but when the most beloved and respected english teacher in the school left halfway through the year, a new teacher took his place. He was an older guy, and you could tell he was nervous and feeling out-of-place in a classroom full of teenagers with high expectations.

On the first day, he brings in this little statue of Joe Paterno (many years before the controversy, when the guy was considered a hero) and starts talking about how much he loves Joe Pa and his statue. Then, he suddenly drops it and it shatters everywhere. The look on his face was one of pure devastation, and I don't think he ever really recovered from that. Weird dude.

By the way, the teacher that he replaced was one of the best teachers I've ever had. He eschewed the prescribed sophomore english curriculum and mostly painstakingly taught us how to identify various logical fallacies. He was also the only high school teacher that I've ever encountered that could make students really read broadly and think deeply. He commanded great respect but gave it right back to us by treating us like adults. He passed away shortly after his departure from the school. He told us that he was going to Paris to write a novel, and we all knew this was a joke, but I guess we didn't realize how sick he had been the whole time he was teaching us that semester.

tl;dr RIP Mr. Keane and Joe Paterno. RIPieces, Joe Pa statue.

lordperiwinkle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. What a wonderful person.

igottapinchthetip ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:11:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God, what is up with teachers? I had a teacher that also had an inanimate friend in a doll. She would consult the doll on matters and tell us to ask the doll questions. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, what's going on? I'm over here getting prepped for society and you've got me asking a doll for help with long division. Fuck you.

Robcrates ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:10:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thank you for that link holy crap i'm in tears!

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:17:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was you. You should have used a throwaway

lordperiwinkle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:32:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, I was not that clever or brave.

SpadoCochi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:33:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty funny that the psych teacher is a psycho.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, how does a person become a psych teacher (of all subjects) when they have a mental breakdown if their doll goes missing?

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. She was a former nun, which I find interesting. I wish I knew her story.

I always got the feeling she missed being able to smack her student's hands with a ruler. She was forever doing weird things like insisting we all stay after class because some bozo forgot his homework, or talked while she was talking.

ViperSRT3g ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:51:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never thought I'd read an action thriller concerning a kidnapped doll being held for ransom.

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a short story. I want to know who dunnit though. It was big talk in school, and I got the feeling even the teachers were pleased. I'm sure she was a pain to work with, too. One of my theories is that another teacher did it, as they would have easier access to her room, keys, mailbox, and not be questioned being in school after/before classes.

ViperSRT3g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's one of those mysteries that are better left unsolved. Keeps it mysterious and legendary that way.

ayumuuu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:59:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of my high school physics class. We were doing some experiment or another and when the teacher left the room to leave us to it (nothing dangerous, it was physics, so we were dropping balls or some shit), one of my classmates took two "science rods" (not sure on the real name, but there were slots in the lab tables for them) and clamped them together in the shape of a cross and tied the teacher's Curious George doll to it.

He was not very happy when he came back and saw that his monkey doll was being crucified.

lordperiwinkle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too funny. Such a way for a teacher to get respect. "Give me my monkey back!!"

nick_storm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please, please, please tell me they/he/she made the ransom note out of magazine alphabet letters!

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, they did. Whoever the culprit was, they were having fun.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:57:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm confused... you guys had psychology lessons in high school?

ddrmagic ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:12:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, not so far-fetched. I did the international baccalaureate for my highschool diploma, and one of our subjects was psychology. We learned about all these theories and shit about human behaviour, and the scientific method of how to conduct psychological studies and experiments. One of our assignments was to conduct a psychological experiment and analysise the findings.

lordperiwinkle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:33:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, it was a college level class, to let us have a requirement out of the way.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:13:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting. I almost thought you made a typo instead of physics, but the story (especially the mirror-maze thing) didn't make it sound like a physics class.

It suprised me mostly because I never though of psychology as some sort of 'basic knowledge', and it feels like all the stuff I've learned in High school was rather general stuff. Probably quite useful to teach kids a little bit about mental health/how thinking works instead of just biology.

lordperiwinkle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To graduate I had to take biology two years, a year of physics and a year of psychology. when I got to college I went for an ed. degree and was able to skip psych 101. The biology would have been helpful if the teacher had not been having an affair with one of the math teachers. He would give us our fetal pigs or whatever to dissect and then leave class to smooch and grope his honey. After he left the bad element started tossing bits of fetal pig around and chasing the good kids with scalpels. Some asshole named Dave Mason chopped a good third of my hair off one day with scissors. I sat ahead of him, and my long hair hung down in his easy reach. My Mom freaked out when I got home. Once in college I got a great biology teacher..she was a Maryknoll sister. She would have a lunch group when some of us needed extra help. We would meet in some nice spot on campus, and eat together and then she would explain. She made it all so clear. Although she was religious she believed in evolution. I hope she has had a happy life, she was so cool. She noticed everything...and pointed it out to us.

We read shitloads of sad books in Miss F.'s class...like Sibyll, The Bell Jar, This Stranger My Son. We took various tests, learned about Maslow, Freud, Pavlov, etc...She was big into Milgram.

About the maze thing...she called me a klutz, and made a snide comment about how I probably should not drive if I couldn't use a mirror. However I did impress her with my ability to write my name forwards on the black board with my right hand, and mirror image backwards with my left hand, simultaneously.

AuroraHalsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the UK, we have secondary school up to 18, with the last two years being A-Level topics. Psychology, Politics, Philosophy, Economics etc.

Bahamute ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school did.

dog-damnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:15 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similar to AP Psychology

themanfromargentina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is so south park

metaphoricalgoldstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...that's a side plot from Teen Idol by Meg Cabot.

ohshitidroppedit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is marvelous

MihailoM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope you are not lying, because that is just awesome, but it would be a problem if that doll has some sentimental meaning to her, or it was from an important person in her life.

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, I am not lying. At the time it was such a big deal. I recall it clearly. Warm late May days, anticipation for upcoming graduation and freedom, and Miss F. striding wildly in front of the class, red faced and crying pleading for the return of her beloved doll.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

she had openly mocked me as I was clumsy at drawing a pencil through a maze while looking in a mirror.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CLASS WAS THIS?!

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

psychology. She had us do all sorts of stuff. The maze was a printout, on typing paper. Taped to a wall, with a mirror flat on the desk at a right angle. We had to draw a line through the desk maze, while looking at the mirror, not the actual maze... She also subjected us to ink blots, isolation from peers, and a bunch of depressing weird ass books. I was so damned happy when I found out that Sibyl was faking it all along.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sibyl?

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sybyl was the name of a book Flora Rheta Schreiber., a psychologist. It is about a patient of hers who has many, many multiple personalities. It graphically portrayed a "Sibyl" (a pseudonym) as a little girl being sexually tortured by her mother and how she developed other personalities as a means of escape and defense. It was awful reading. Then, years later, the real Sibyl admits she made it all up and that Schreiber had to know. Schrieber was studying multiple personality disorder, a thing Sibyl knew. She wanted more attention from Schrieber, and decided to fake a small child personality named Peggy. Instead of being suspicious, Schrieber fell for the scam and gave Sibyl all the attention she craved. More bullshit stories fell out of her mouth during therapy sessions, and soon a best selling book was on the shelves and a tv movie starring Sally Field as Sibyl was helping Schreiber cash in. "Sybil" was obviously sick, but not from MPD, and I think the two enabled each other. Anyway, I wish this book was not in my memory, but am glad to know that Sibyl's mom was not a child raping monster. I wonder about her...was she alive during the time her bat shit daughter was spewing lies about her? It was known at the time who Sibyl was.

CarlosFer2201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe you'll find out at one of the reunions.

Uchiha_Itachi22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend and I did something similar to our jerk algebra teacher our freshman year. We gorilla glued his mouse and keyboard to the desk and glued the usbs into the ports so he couldn't access the course material and couldn't unplug the cords. The next day he decided to use the book and just read to us from that. After class that day, we lifted the roof panels and hid his book and other necessary teaching items in the roof. Needless to say, we didn't have class for a couple weeks until the new book came in. We did this with exams, and homework assignments for most of the year so that he had to fake our grades and let us all pass. I proceeded on throughout high school like normal. After that year, I took remedial math classes pretty much every summer...

DAsSNipez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We actually had something similar in high-school though it was all in fun, english teacher had a stuffed pig toy (one of those floppy ones) that she always used to clean the board, someone pignapped it, can't remember what the demand was, the best part was when they sent the picture.

Instead of a hood they covered it's head with an empty crisp packet.

Flavor?

Smokey Bacon.

TheBabySphee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:28 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats straight outta black mirror, damn greatest thing I've ever heard.

cmkiely ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:48:22 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Despite how much of a bitch she might have been, I don't think that justifies stealing a possession. Punish others as they have wronged you.

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:54 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gee, did I say I stole from her? I did not. If I had punished her as she unfairly punished me, I would have ridiculed her in front of her peers, given her false information, ignored her efforts, and lied about her accomplishments to her betters. I was not in on the plot to steal her stupid doll, but I have respect for whoever did so. She stole good, well earned grades from an entire class because she was peeved two students were lazy. She knew she was jeopardizing the futures of numerous students. She was a petty tyrant and she deserved the take down she got. She set herself up for it every day she sweet talked that dumb ass doll. She took her teaching duties less seriously than she did her relationship with a toy.

One of the worst elements I see here on Reddit are folks who put themselves forward as smug, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou judges who have no clue what they are blathering on about.

cmkiely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:28 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not accusing you, I'm just saying that stealing something that she might have had since she was a kid is a bit cringeworthy.

lordperiwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:12 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watching a woman in her late 50s baby talk a creepy doll in psych class was cringe worthy. I think the kidnapping scheme was delightful. It forced her to give us back the grades we earned, and no harm came to the doll. The incident became so well known around school that her habit of mass punishing her students for what a couple were doing came to the attention of the principal. Which is a good thing.

cmkiely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:33 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I would preserve a prized toy, but I would certainly not talk to it in my 50s, nor bring it to work. I also find mass-punishment wrong, at least at that extreme.

danwroy ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 11:54:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not made up if you try too hard

DardanTheMan ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 05:08:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my high school we had a hallway called the Great Hall where a lot of people would sit for lunch and sometimes there were fights in the middle of it and there were even cameras in the hall for this reason. So my friend and I went out and bought WWE action figures and a miniature wrestling ring. That night we told as many seniors as possible to crowd us the next day at lunch so the cameras couldn't see what we were doing and to yell fight as we played with the action figures on the floor. Everything went as planned and when the chanting started the vice principals and a police officer began to break through the crowd just to see us sitting on the floor playing with action figures. When they got to us we started playing the John Cena entrance music from a stereo. They ended up having a good laugh and we didn't end up getting in any trouble.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:04:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to do that when I'm a senior.

Conchadesumadre ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:18:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man, Hogwarts has changed since I was there...

dannysawwr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:25 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
missouripacific ยท 3320 points ยท Posted at 23:35:49 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My uncle always tells me about his senior prank (he was in high school in the 80s). He had a gutted old Volkswagen, and thought it would be funny to put it somewhere in the school. With the help of a janitor and friends over a weekend, he disassembled the body and moved every piece to an upstairs hallway, where they reassembled it. Monday comes and the faculty finds a car on the second floor of the school.

Meanwhile, my senior class (2015) decided to park in all the faculty parking spots. They got pissed, we got tickets. Fun times.

DenryNayr ยท 1780 points ยท Posted at 01:16:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's one cool Janitor.

Amtrack ยท 969 points ยท Posted at 03:39:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The janitors are always the chill ones.

imonthehighway ยท 866 points ยท Posted at 05:00:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They look through your letters. They look through your lockers. They listen to your conversations, you don't know that but they do. They are the eyes and ears of that institution.

Dangermommy ยท 535 points ยท Posted at 05:10:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast.

oodsigma8 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 07:00:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im late for school!

shit im already at school

RandomRedditorWithNo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:09:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are quite a few clocks at my school that have dead batteries in them so whenever I see one, I adjust the time to a minute to 3. That way any non-thinking person will look up at the clock and begin to pack up... and get yelled at by the teacher. At least I hope that's what's going on.

Autumnsprings ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 10:58:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"The bell doesn't dismiss you! I dismiss you!"

CloudClamour ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:18:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But if you don't dismiss us, we're late for the next one, who in turn keeps us late to make up for lost time.
Fucking bullshit.

Autumnsprings ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:24:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"That's your problem. Not mine. A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

LordPadre ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:41:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How the fuck am I supposed to plan for your bullshit man

MrClimatize ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:55:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"But teacher, the bell is there for the specific reason of dismissing everyone so that we are all on the same schedule and on time."

She didn't like that answer

Autumnsprings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao. I bet not!

gadgetroid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:15:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HA! Breakfast Club! Good ol' times...

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:45:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And you'll have to wait 2 weeks for it to be fixed.

Samuel101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got the reference! Yay me! Take an upvote

FrankieGg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:11:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like I've heard this somewhere before

SarcasticVoyage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:05:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Breakfast Club

YellowIsBad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:54:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure its Scrubs mang

Autumnsprings ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:59:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Breakfast Club as well.

AuroraHalsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ephemeral Rift - The Candy Man 7?

imperialmeerkat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:08:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i think this is the first time i've seen a breakfast club reference on here. cool!!

barneyaffleck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By the way, that clock's twenty minutes fast.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here, is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts."

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid a go pro in the staff lounge

weedhippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know it's dangerous to Reddit while driving!

freethenip ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:18:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

our caretaker helped me steal a chair from the library. it's a really nice chair, a big plush swivel one from the 60s. it's still in my bedroom.

Naksa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:20:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most of them are. In elementary school we had a janitor who was called pancho. He would do like magic tricks and things for us kids after school. Super chill guy.

Then he touched a girl during an after school daycare and we never saw him again. Coincidentally the school also implemented a mandatory buddy system at that time.

sweet_pooper ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:35:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well that sure took a turn.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

like gordy!

kristamhu2121 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:37:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right , watch breakfast club

leezer99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:16:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class dedicated the yearbook to the janitors. Even had a four page spread of each one working.

Amtrack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THAT'S a true yearbook dedication.

RamzFanz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OK...I'll do it, but what do I get?

Do you people smoke weed?

Jiveturkey72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you think they became janitors

skooba_steev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Autumnsprings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:57:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone was terrified of our janitor for some reason. He was always grumpy. His name was Elvis.

Jacobarcherr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm, was a janitor for my high school during senior year.

SaintJimmy1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except for the one that yelled at me for not wearing my lanyard two minutes after school started.

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That always smoke weed 420.

TouchDownBurrito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Till someone shits in the urinal. Then they lose it quick.

Amtrack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alright, this needs an explanation.

DyroneOP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, except ours..

Amtrack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Story.

DyroneOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alrighty, there's not pretty much to say as it happens very often.

Anyway whenever my class gets too noisy he comes to our class and tell us to lower our tones which is pretty acceptable but what pisses me off the most is how, most of the time, he threatens us, mostly males, to be taken to the principle.

He has taken 3 of my classmates for playing soccer with a piece of paper outside class, I pretty much don't know whether it was the right choice or not as I wasn't present.

Also, a week ago, he tried to take my closest classmate to the principal for, I think, disrespecting him. Lol.

TheFlashBrony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you, Hugo...

zacktimus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine. As a junior my senior friends convinced me to tape a door latch for them. Janitor noticed it on his rounds after spotting me leaving the scene. I denied everything but my name was already drug through the mud. I was no longer the golden child of the school.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After the Sandusky stuff, mine liked to joke about raping and sodomizing us students. But yeah he was cool.

Larjersig18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They may have weird teeth and eyes that are never looking in the same general direction/s\,but they were almost always the coolest cats around.

Palmul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not at my school.

arudnoh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:00:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ned's Survival Guide (from Nick, not GoT) taught me that janitors are all like that.

Flight714 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:51:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Congratulations on your impeccable counting skills. Sesame Street would be proud.

magi093 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better than the one on /sp/

Girfgin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta be Gordy.

DeepFriedSnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a Ned's Declassified level cool janitor.

JanitorZyphrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, all janitors are cool,

Askesis1017 ยท 573 points ยท Posted at 01:45:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno, man. It seems like every school has an urban legend like this. At my school, they one time supposedly disassembled a car and reassembled it in the library, but I have my doubts that it actually happened.

missouripacific ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 02:15:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know, I know, uncle stories... Wish I could say I was there to back it up, but this was a decade before I was born!

Hellkyte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you ever seen Real Genius?

welch7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pffft my uncle made me believe he had a charizard

notapoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Engine blocks are heavy man

marky_sparky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not air-cooled VW blocks. A big guy could probably move one by himself. No problem for two people.

keith_HUGECOCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aren't MIT students famous for this? Not sure when it happened, but that might be the source.

sapereaud33 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not really that hard, the class above me did it and we just all thought it was cliche. The year before that they suspended a boat from the ceiling of the gym. That one got points for creativity in my book, also they had to cancel gym classes for the day while they got it down which was great.

Based on the people who I know were involved in those pranks I'm wondering if having a robotics club has any effect on the engineering prowess of senior pranks...

bdog73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:24 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our robotics club did not help with senior prank creativity, most of us were pretty apathetic towards that kind of stuff, but most of the school was too. In fact, the people in robotics didn't even do anything, save for a few of us.

0OKM9IJN8UHB7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:42:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It happens, school near me once cut the B pillar out of a junk car, put the car around the flagpole and welded the B pillar back in. A few guys can definitely take a old bug apart and move it around pretty easily, the whole complete car is under 2000lbs and the body unbolts from the floor/chassis.

eldeeder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:48:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard the "loose pig" prank from my mother, and believed it until I heard it a couple more times in my adult life.

They take 3 pigs and let them loose in the school, But they paint big numbers on each one. Pig 1, Pig 2, and Pig 4. The class pretends they're betting on which one gets caught last. Faculty spends all day searching for Pig 3.

ArsenoPyrite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Note that all three pigs must be greased.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:47:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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J0K3R2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:05:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm mildly saddened that show is no longer on TV/didn't last more than four seasons. Loved it as a kid.

SluttyCricket ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:03:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drake and Josh?

davidlove ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually the reason anyone found out was D's Brother J cared a whole lot about D and also had a history of rivalry with M and so did some "my cousin vinny" level sleuthing and broke down M during cross examination

Frohirrim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just make up a goddamn name. We're not gonna background check them. Way too many fucking letters, bruv.

ferrarilover102899 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last senior prank to happen at my school was this. Somebody brought in their dads corvette, and drove it in through the service entrance where they get food deliveries, and parked it in the center of the cafeteria. They set up this red velvet to rope it off and it was the showcase. Administration got pissed and anyone who would do an "extreme" prank would not be able to walk at graduation. Me, IDGAF about walking. Me and my friends are planning to dump bouncy balls out of an interior second story window down to the cafeteria.

Kepler1563 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Careful with that. We did something similar and ended up giving a staff member a concussion. At least make sure you use small balls and no ones directly under you.

Gotta say it makes for a great effect and fun time though when done right. And early congrats on graduation!

baardvark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't this the plot of Animal House?

MakeYouFaggotFlambe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, at my school in NZ, a kid had a really light car, so kids just picked it up and took it up the stairs in front of the assembly hall. It was just a normal day.

dabosweeney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea I don't think that's really ever happened

dolphinrapeawareness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here, except it was that they reassembled it on the pool deck and then pushed it in

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clayton?

EnkoNeko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Supposedly some seniors at my school in a previous year went to the library, pushed over bookshelves, and released mice in the library.

McDouggal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My uncle has pictures of when his school did that.

Stoner95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meanwhile at my school the sixform common room was right above the canteen and there's a dumb waiter that connects them. Many years before I went there a dwarf decided to ride it down and scare the hell out of the kitchen staff. Still to this day the power has been disconnected.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother told me one about splitting the whole car in half longways and then welding it back together with the flag pole in the middle.

fb39ca4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently at my university some students managed to get a Beetle on top of the clock tower.

Notorious_Dave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The chassis is the least believable part for me.

ghosttowns42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad put the Volkswagen on the roof at his school. Now I'm doubting everything.

saints_chyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It happened at my school! While I was there. :-)

Synthetic_Allergy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard the same story about three different schools in my area. Apparently for muck up day students walked a cow upstairs inside school buildings. As cows can't walk down stairs, they needed a crane to get it down/slaughtered the cow depending on who's telling the story.

Thatmanwiththefedora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha shit, my school has the same legend! Although a bit more believable since it supposedly happened only like 5-6 years ago.

Redbulldildo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PM_ME_FUN_STORIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom's senior class lead a cow up onto the roof of their school building, but they couldn't get it to go back down the steps. I forget what she said they used to get it off the roof, I think it was a crane or something...

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burtwart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school one of my friends' dad and his buddies broke into the school at night and snuck a cow upstairs, and this was before elevators were put into the school.

Cow don't go down stairs.

brent0935 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Four people can pick up a 60's era Beatle. So I can see it happening if it's gutted like the guy says

Uses_Old_Memes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that's an urban legend at my school too.

mlambie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't the MIT pranksters put a police car on their big dome? I think that prank sparked the rest of the urban legends.

jly911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because drake and josh

AnyOneImportant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah pretty sure this happened in A Prayer For Owen Meany. Great book.

phoenixy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MIT students have done this prank several times. The trick is that they don't assemble an entire real car -- they just build a non-functional vehicle that looks like a car. For example

localhostrulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, Mythbusters dumped a car in my school's pool once or twice. Yes, seriously.

unorthoparadox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ToxicPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

.. For some reason I submit my comment twice..

regular_author ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my old school the year above me had a football player with a little fiat and a bunch of other football players full of mischief. They didn't disassemble the car, they were linemen. 4-6 of them just picked the damn thing up and carried it onto the field. It definitely happened too. I saw it.

ToxicPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Downey bell.

Downey, California, know for a large earthquake, less for its high school, and hardly known for the bell that belongs to the aforementioned high school. You see, it had gone missing, and stayed that way for thirty three years. When it was located they found it beside the stadium, and many alumni rejoiced.

Isn't that convenient? Someone just happened to misplace a bell that was easily a few hundred pounds? Sounds too easy, too simple.

Because it is too simple. The bell wasn't found, but returned.

Now, I never would have known of this story, as I didn't attend Downey High, if I had not been there to witness the amazing conclusion.

My step dad was a prankster in his youth, and he attended Downey High. When I say prankster I mean the simple, like blowing the fingers off the rival schools (Warren High) bear statue with fire works, to the more destructive, such as releasing live sharks into their swimming pool, or filling it with jello. All of these stories were confirmed by his child hood friends, and any doubt I had was cast away because of the Downey Bell.

The end of their senior year was coming up and they wanted to do something grand. Something memorable. Something dastardly. Luckily enough one of his school mates had a plan. In their group was a kid we'll call Jay, Jay's mom was a functioning alcoholic who regularly drank herself black out drunk on weekends. She also worked for the school district and had keys to the gate. It was only a matter of time before she passed out and they swiped her keys. It really was that easy, they took her keys, backed a pickup in to the school, and loaded up the bell, took it to another kids out, we'll call him Dee, and dropped it in the shed out back.

Then forgot about it. For thirty three years.

One night while he's working in the garage my step dad gets a call. I answered and yelled for him, "Dee is on the phone."

Dee had moved out of state, so hearing from him was rare. Now, though I wasn't on the phone with him, this is how my step-dad says it went down.

"He has the bell. Apparently it got moved to storage and he came down to clean it out, and found the Downey bell." He and my mom shared a laugh, "He asked what the fuck should he do with it. I told him to give it back, but he doesn't want charges pressed." Another laugh and a short conversation about the dumb things kids do, "He'll figure it out. We're going to lunch at Mimo's tomorrow."

The next day we went to lunch, and as you can probably guess, most of the conversation was about the bell and other shenanigans that were had in their youth, followed by a goodbye and a promise to call.

Shortly after, there were news articles about the bell. "Downey bell returned!" At first, but that headline slowly changed to "Downey bell found!"

Oh well. It was still fun to watch.

riotzombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school claims it was in the front office.

Or welded together around the flagpole.

ModernLoverr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to say I def heard of this before. Or maybe it was in a movie??

allnose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not that my words will go far in convincing you, but a few kids my year put an actual car in the cafeteria. No disassembly, they just removed the center post from a pair of exterior doors and pushed.

They were caught before school opened (not before getting pictures though. No, I don't have a copy), and almost not allowed to walk at graduation.

ThatAstronautGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad was part of a group of people who disassembled a teachers car and reassembled it on the roof.

ralevin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

True. A class some years before me allegedly got a car on the roof of the school.

FanOrWhatever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The one I heard was all of the students coming together and carrying the mini up to the second story.

fetidfelch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the 50s some students at Cambridge perched an Austin 7 on the roof of the university. So it happens sometimes.

MissMorri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At mine it was apparently the principal's car, and it was on the roof.

Bjd1207 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good Counsel in Wheaton, MD? My alma mater...and yes it happened: http://volksweb.relitech.com/prank.htm

NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was true in a different way in our school. Principal drove a VW Golf/Rabbit convertible, so the seniors just took out the crossbar in the double doors, then they just got a bunch of people to pick it up, move it inside, and replaced the crossbar.

Jolcas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school someone dragged a headless elk through the first floor hallways, the actual senior prank was when they got a couch in the upper branches of a large cottonwood tree

DenverEric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school it was a crane putting the principle's car on the roof. Knowing how rich some of the kids at my school were, this still seems fairly believable.

exie610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:17 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just took the rack and pinion off my car, and let me tell you: Anything less than 10 skilled mechanics would take more than a weekend.

Donjuanme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:41 on February 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we carried the history teachers car into a local movie theater lobby (it was a small hatchback of the 70s era)

jbl456 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:55:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it only happens in the movies. Like in the movie Youth in Revolt the army guys put zach galifinakis' car in his living room.

[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 03:43:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is a Drake and Josh episode. Girl gets pissed at teacher for giving her a low grade and rebuilds teachers car in her fucking classroom.

Why do I remember this?

berober04 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:25:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

low grade

The teacher gave her a B. The only B she has ever gotten

greyjackal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's much older than that. I was at school on the 80s and there were tales of the same being done in one of the squash courts

RustyTrombone673 ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 01:54:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drake and Josh anybody?

Bad__Explanation ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:58:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nah too busy browsing reddit. thanks tho

CaptainDefect ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:08:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

me too thanks

leadabae ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:55:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Here we have a copy of Mindy's transcript..."

"And her grades!"

TimmyP7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:01:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TO THE NURSE!

ioncehadsexinapool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yup

TheRebelBros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just waiting for someone to say that!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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BF3FAN1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was Mindy.

FlavoredGovernmint ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:23:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is literally from Drake and Josh.

deathbynotsurprise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also seen in Full House. Uncle Jesse was so cool

Jaksuhn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similar but not the same.

dankmernes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's literally from the 60s

Exact_bro ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:46:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did something similar to you. One of the guys in my class had a semi and he parked it across the entrance to the parking lot so everyone had to park on the other side of campus. But we were smart enough to not park in the teacher's parking lot so while everyone else had to walk across campus to get to class the teachers came out and laughed at them with us.

FireButt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A kid had a semi? Like a full cab? Damn.

rhllor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was in high school I practically had a semi all day.

FireButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

apleima2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we did the same with farm equipment. I drove a tractor with dualies in and took up 4 or 6 spaces. One guy brought a combine with a corn head and unhooked the head in a seperate set of spots then parked sideways. took up like 12 spots in total.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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HolyNarwhal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say it's harmless. I understand why walking a little more than you're used to would upset you though.

CoCo26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh the humanity, you can't park 10 ft from a door!

sartaingerous ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:02:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tickets? Really? Fuck that faculty.

marino1310 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:18:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most schools give tickets to people parked in faculty parking. The ticket is normally like $15 though.

sartaingerous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah well that's not so bad. Still dumb during a prank.

marino1310 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. However, if its anything like my college, the people handing out tickets are the security guards that patrol the parking lot sometimes and they ticket whoever doesnt have a pass or is parked in a faculty/handicap spot.

TandyNZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years before me the seniors parked in all the teachers spots in their carpark so the staff locked the gate to it and made them pay $10 to get their car out. Good way to retaliate from the teachers

herbe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Faculty wins

FshHelp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not high school but the engineers at our school managed to get a beetle on top of the clock tower.

http://imgur.com/BltyJO3

Evroz621 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckin BCIT pranks man.. impressive as always

do-you-remember-me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class of 2015 at my old school reassembled a car around a tree, with the help of the Design Technology teachers and one of the groundskeepers. I think it ended up staying there for a week, but don't quote me on that... I'd graduated the year before, I just heard about it (and saw pictures) from my younger sister.

EBeast99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours in 2014 was similar.

Someone's parents had just bought her a smart car. Some of our mutual friends figured that the main lobby of the school could accommodate it as long as we removed the bar that was splitting the entrance in half for the doors.

One person waited inside until late at night when there was an event going on on the other side of the school, opened the door for the rest of the group, removed the bar, pulled the car up, parked it in the lobby, and re-installed the bar.

Some more pranks were removing the "spirit rock" that was in front of the school, having a mariachi band follow our principal for a while, and placing cups of water covering any open floor space on both floors.

whitesnicker25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! Did your uncle go to Lees Summit high school? Lol my dad always tells me this same story and I saw your username

tangokilo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school had a courtyard in the center of the school. One year the seniors managed to get a car in the center of the courtyard with no way to get it out.

mikredditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where did this happen? My dad did this in the early 80s for his senior prank in CT.

BlondeNinja182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think your uncle and my step dad went to school together.

_BallsDeep69_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could you imagine going upstairs as a teacher in the morning and seeing a CAR like "What the fuck?!"

RVA_101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:11:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mrs. Hayfer could.

continentalcorgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad and the rest of the rugby team (this was England in the 60s, so the cars were much smaller) carries the headmaster's car into the lobby of the school.

greyjackal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same with a Mini. We managed to get it turned around to fit in the school gate with about an inch either end to spare

Took a fair bit of bouncing.

Chuchubear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Timberline High School in Olympia?

Kouki-_-ForYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my school but the seniors left the car on the stairs.

GxDspaK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class of 15 did the same at my school. Heard the cops were called.

sseidl88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easy there Mindy from Drake and Josh

theladyfromthesky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ive been parking in staff parking everyday for a year at my college. I now have that spot pseudo designated to me because its always open at the time i get there.

FISTED_BY_CHRIST ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was an episode of drake and josh...

saints_chyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One class did this while I was in high school. Except not only did they put it on the second floor, they put it in the middle of a bridge that connected two buildings, and didn't put the tires or steering wheel back in. Don't have any idea how it was done, and since it was before cell phone cameras, I don't have a single picture to share. It was fantastic. Haha

slower_than_explorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class last year climbed over the school, into the courtyard, opened one of the unlocked doors, disassembled the outer doors,and rolled a Volkswagen bug into the school. However, they were wearing sky masks, and a neighboring resident called the cops and each of them got arrested.

aRayes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is your uncle Drake or Josh?

kook_on_the_wave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My pops did this, I can't remember what type of car but I brought it was on the roof.

TheRollingSwede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school did this every year (the gutted car thing)

PAdogooder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very similar story: my fathers high school had a concrete tennis court with walls and a low (like inches high) wall to block students from driving on it.

My uncle and a few football players picked up a VE beetle and carried it onto the court, trapping it.

The owner of the car saw it, told the principal, but told him to wait to the end of the day to ask the boys to move it (which they would have done happily, it was a prank meant in good spirits).

Principal waited, called them to office after last bell, and gave them the old "haha, good prank, now clean it up" talk.

They go out to return the beetle to its proper location and find it has been filled with sandbags and locked.

Dorminder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back when my dad was in highschool, '71-'75, one of his teachers had a really small car, about the size of a Beatle. So 6 of his buddies picked it up and turned it 90ยฐ in its spot.

chroniclipsic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If this happened. Near Pittsburg PA then a family friend likes to tell a story about how he took an old vw bug apart and reassembled it inside the school. In the 80s. Be cool if its the same story

secretfolo154 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So THAT'S what Mindy did in Drake and Josh!

gesasage88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did he go to Bishop Blanchet High School?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this at an all guys school in STL? (Your username)

annie102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like that episode of Drake and Josh when they put the car in the teachers classroom

hobbesdcc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much Real Genius

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class of '80 did do this. They unlocked a center column on a set of double doors so they only had to remove the bug's bumpers, wheels and fenders. The wheels came off last, one axle at a time. They moved the car in by just grabbing the axles and lifting and pulling it through the door and put the wheels back on, pushed the car into the commons and bolted it back up with a half dozen electric drills, NASCAR-style. They did it during the Spring Musical so the building was open but all the security was at the theater.

No stairs though.

RosieWon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a car related senior prank as well. One of the students parents owned a salvage yard and so he went and got an old car body and they cut it in half and then welded it around the base of the flagpole out front of the school so that it looked like the flagpole was going straight through the center of the car. Imagine the look on our principal's face come Monday morning when he pulled into the parking lot to see the entire student government packed into a car and pretending that they drove into the flagpole...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But how do you disassemble a car's chassis?

urmomdotgov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wait my dad did the first one for his senior prank except they put it in a central courtyard surrounded by school so there was no way to get it out except with a crane.

fireinthesky7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend's dad helped do something similar for his senior prank. Apparently VW Beetles are really easy to disassemble.

abelincolncodes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad's class did this too when he graduated from test pilot school. He has a few pictures somewhere

FlamingTips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yo. Did your uncle go to school in Mundelein?

Giltheryn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of the famous MIT hack where some students assembled the frame of an MIT police car on top of the dome. It even had a cop and a box of donuts inside.

Photo of the car on the dome being removed

A closer view of it

Hamoflague ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like an episode in Drake and Josh

BigMikeCassel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My step dads frat did this... Except it was with the shitty-guy-no-one-liked-in-the-frat's car and the reassembled it in the frat house living room. Needless to say, shitty frat guy flipped his shit.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I helped some seniors at another school rig a vice principal's VW Beetle over an empty swimming pool with cable winches. They then proceeded to refill the pool. So there was this vice principal's shitty old car suspended via steel cable over a full swimming pool. Great prank, but it took forever and was a huge pain in the ass.

StefanL88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've hear a similar story but by the time it got to me it was a whole car, not a gutted one.

FrenchyFungus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elrichzann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you a girl named Mindy who has a grudge with a boy named Drake?

battletactics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know there's no student parking on campus, right Kent?

Rambles_Off_Topics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad's class did the same thing with the Volkswagon but put it on the theater stage. Apparently they had to hire people to remove it.

NapClub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the autoshop class in the year ahead of me did something like this, but with their proff's car.

XenlaMM9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

is your uncle the writer of Drake and Josh?

alargeamountofcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oddly enough this also happened at my school in the UK (except it was a Mini, not a Volkswagen). Or at least that's what the older kids told us. Also it happened in the schools of at least three other people I've talked to over the years. It's pretty much an epidemic.

EvangelineTheodora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad's friends took the shp class' VW and put it on the roof of the school (one story school), and put tires around the flagpole.

My mother told me a few friends took a teacher's little car, picked it up and put it in-between two trees. She even showed me which trees, and later a picture.

My class did nothing.

apleima2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my dads class did similar. broke into school and assembled a 3 bottom plow in the teachers' breakroom. I've seen the yearbook pictures of it.

Lashwater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think your uncle is my uncle. Or they were in the same class.

AngryNavySeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did they move the engine?

stopthemeyham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is your uncle a large man who does tech stuff for a living/ from Alabama?

dangerstar19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school has had some pretty nasty pranks, one of which got national attention (in the US).

However, one of the less harmful ones involved all the biggest guys in the school carrying a good sized fishing boat to the top floor of the school. They then filled it with quick set concrete. By Monday morning, the concrete had set and the boat had to be lifted out by a crane.

MUZcasino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad did that. Did this happen in Clemson?

Bjd1207 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good Counsel in Wheaton, Maryland? http://volksweb.relitech.com/prank.htm

tv_eater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your uncle go to school in San Mateo by chance?

GasTsnk87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this a school in SW Michigan? Because we had the same thing at my school back in the 80s.

HIMAN1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad tells me about a similar one. They pushed the VW into the foyer in front of the office, and filled it with concrete.

They never found out who did it.

crookedparadigm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This story has been told by so many people at "their school" that it's almost as ubiquitous as the "1, 2, 4 numbered pigs" story. I'm convinced that neither of these things have ever actually happened.

melissdemeanor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a legend in my school that a class once took a Volkswagen apart and then welded it together around the flagpole.

PhoenixCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was also in the 2015 class and all we did was put up a sign across the front of the school saying "We out this bitch" and we slept on the football field. Which is a turf field and one of the nicest ive slept on lol.

MinnesotaRepresent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MINDY

atlastrabeler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cracked.com had an article about best pranks. There was something similar,and some other epic ones

TrollJegus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Island School on Kauai?

FeelingTheBernie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My 6th grade teacher told me this exact same story

Melotonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somewhere out there is the person who first decided to reassemble a volkswagen on the roof.

aphroninjaXD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:17 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People keep saying "Drake and Josh" but I'm pretty sure "A Prayer for Owen Meanie" did it first, in the book it was even a Volkswagen.

ModernLoverr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:17:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior year I took the principals parking spot I was the only asshole who would do it. I didn't discuss with people prior it was impulsive because I came to school late and felt like "Fuck this asshole for giving me a shitty parking spot at the bottom of the fields" Well I was called in and suspended immediately I said thanks for the vacation see you next week.

zmizzy ยท 451 points ยท Posted at 06:25:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Well my school's senior prank was nothing special - to toilet paper the front of the school and the courtyard area. But MY senior prank was to join the senior boys' talent show and try to chug a gallon of whole milk in a cow costume while mortal kombat music was blasting. Almost wasn't allowed to walk at graduation because, well I won't spoil it but just watch the video and you'll see.

Edit: Proof

WHAAAAT! First gold ever! Thanks!

FenderBender71 ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 09:35:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Congratulations on being a fucking legend

sugarplumscary ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:42:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is by far my favorite. Stage tech is awesome for changing the lights. Milky Legend, you are.

LucaG982 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:32:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. That's unique.

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:00:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The best video on YouTube

nourishmint ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:22:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this was amazing. thanks

thebook92 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:57:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 8 hours

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:05:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wow OP, how did your class react?

DrewsephA ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you not hear the screams from the crowd?

joeromag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm commenting on this to watch it later because it sounds like a sight to behold.

Karsennnn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:13:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Epic as fuck lmao

Mao_PingPong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 3 Days

ChunksOWisdom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's already up

galaco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I trust you, Zack my dude. What a good man.

BitterMarkJackson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was udderly ridiculous

jjacobs445 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:15 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hahaha i've seen this before somewhere

MC_Mooch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:29 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love that your name is Zack Mooney

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 hours

Hope_Burns_Bright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit.

sickpebbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What year was this??

Zephinol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:46 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are THE man.

christiedbillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:16 on February 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if I'm more impressed or horrified

[deleted] ยท 2465 points ยท Posted at 23:41:15 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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CoopertheFluffy ยท 1258 points ยท Posted at 02:42:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my school 8 or 9 years ago and we still have crickets in the ceiling.

hotcereal ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 08:54:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those crickets must have made school super damn hard to keep you there for 9 years.

SyKoHPaTh ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:56:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he's a cricket

Tranger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:52:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where the you get that many effing crickets?

JustARandomGerman ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:14:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  1. buy two boxes of crickets at a zoo store
  2. put them into a tank with water and jelly
  3. ?
  4. receive desired amount of crickets
ecu11b ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:56:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bait shop

girlygeak78 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ringgold?

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 489 points ยท Posted at 01:52:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Where do you live?

[deleted] ยท 552 points ยท Posted at 02:01:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 740 points ยท Posted at 03:42:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This same thing happened when I was in high school... MoCo?

[deleted] ยท 756 points ยท Posted at 03:59:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 04:03:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wild

edit: which school? Qo? NW? Churchill?

[deleted] ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 04:06:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:07:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Qo maybe?

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:12:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Krono5_8666V8 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 05:17:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can tell you it wasn't RM :D

MoCo represent!

321tanmay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:39:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to Whitman.

cleevercakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poolesville

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Logged in just to say WJ REPRESENT!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck yea wildcats

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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KingOfCruel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:18 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please message me back yo

TheGosling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:48:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fellow RM'er checking in!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was going to go to rm, got rejected

GalaxyGuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seneca Valley here. Class of 2000. Can't remember our senior prank. It must have sucked.

jpropaganda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoo Rockville! JDS checking in

AwashCottonwood ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:37:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to sherwood!! I've heard of the crickets too.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:59:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very cool. Qo grad 2013 here

Neracca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to Sherwood too. I never heard of the crickets until today.

mynamesafad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:39 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a moco reunion here! And a sherwood reunion too

mynamesafad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:50 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sherwood here. Never heard of crickets

Dragonyu0105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure it was Springbrook cause we have a pretty bad circket problem

bloouup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What year?

1TONcherk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:25:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Churchill! 2009.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:00:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very cool. Qo 2013 here. Crazy how distributed this website's user base is.

Twathammer32 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:51:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny how all of you went to school at the same location and (assuming you're all still in the same time zone) are awake at 3 a.m.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit never ceases to amaze

1TONcherk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah man blows my mind a bit!

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:12:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The amount of moco replies I'm getting... We out here!

Walrus_Fighter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:21:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to Churchill for a year woo!

Mynameismayo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck Churchill - wj 2012.

Just joking though. We always had good xc races against you.

1TONcherk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha!!

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll second this. Always a good game (lacrosse) but it was a pretty chippy game every time w/o fail

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:38:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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BackInAsulon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AHAHAHAHA

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry

/s

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yall still nice at baseball?

Mikejones1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened in Fond du Lac Wisconsin too haha

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Makes sense. Fairly easy to pull off yet highly effective

shouldbdan ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 04:44:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now, kiss.

hehyih ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:21:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Wootton class filled like 2000 water cups and put them in the common area, I still dont really get it

h0rn37 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:10:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We (class of 2011) did that to a few of our teachers.... what a mess

hehyih ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:41:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi jessie

h0rn37 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:01:30 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well then. This happened. Hello Aaron.

hehyih ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:37 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

36 million accounts, 2 were bound to know each other eventually

Zillatamer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:32:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gonna be a very out of the blue question, but did you take chemistry at Wootton in 2008?

h0rn37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:01:38 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lols no.

IdleScV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stophers?

BiIbo_Faggins ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:51:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aw reunions

Jhabi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:14:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MoCo 4 Lyfe!

kodak2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit, bringing neighbors together.

Educated_Spam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

St. Mary's had the ladybugs in CHS though haha. MD makin' it on the radar for once!

jhydra123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:39:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did it Reddit!

Ehutzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

Dominus_Redditi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

QO?

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It sure if asking what it is or...

But it's Quince Orchard High School

If that not what you meant... Uh, yeah!

Dominus_Redditi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayy lets go QO

Ahahah I was there when it happened

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very cool. Moco everywhere

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never heard of this! Lemme guess. Paint Branch?

beboola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a senior in MoCo right now. I should get some of my friends to help, but a nearby school did a similar thing with lady bugs and the students got charged.

Messengelato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayyy moco fam.

Ya'll aren't bulldogs or vikings are you?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:18 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Messengelato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:41 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

churchill is a high school (barely)

nooneiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:52 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck this keeps happening!

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:23:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now kiss.

tokyorockz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:49:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now kiss!

ftt128 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:07:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moco representing as well

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice. What school if you don't mind me asking? I went to QO, graduated 2013.

anman789 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:51:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im FrOm moCO-lOCO!

QuicknQuack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn MoCo represent!

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cougars, baby!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was much younger I used to do lacrosse shit there. Very cool stadium

Juggernauticall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MoCo seems to be in this thread a lot...

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We errwhere

Juggernauticall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just curious, but how big is that high school? In terms of number of students.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

QO Is kinda small compared to others in the county but when I was there I believe it was like 1500 maybe?

inahst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayyy moco represent

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reppin QO 2013 here!

Murnig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:50 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure this happened at Blair in 2004

Uareniggertrash ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:17:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck moco

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hoco? Or just like fuck it cause fuck it?

Uareniggertrash ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No from Virginia. Fuck moco and all their bullshit taxes

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:25 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh alright then

420Hookup ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:41:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit. Did you go to Rockville?

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:00:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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420Hookup ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:17:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol I literally googled a random high school in MD and just picked one.

venicello ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:59:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rockville's the smallest school in the county. Lowest chance of guessing right.

You want a reliable bet for a MoCo school, pick Blair. ~3000 students. Largest school around for a while.

AirwayBagelCoffee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:23:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi. Blair checking in. Built for 2800, we had 3300.

Zillatamer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:33:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly though, weren't pretty much all MoCo schools almost criminally overstuffed?

anman789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AEHS checking in. I mean, pretty stuffed but we manage.

Arumple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did it in Kansas also 2008

45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this at my school in Georgia.

Coolwhipyyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:47 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We just get a bunch of stink bombs in Baltimore county.

Anyone live in reisterstown, Maryland? I've yet to meet a redditor near me or Carroll County for that matter?

Cheeseman1478 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cricketland

LegendGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i didnt know maryland was in hell

SOMDH0ckey87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good old MD

falconbuds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NHHS?

OmicronMC ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 04:57:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The state of Maryland as a whole seems to be just rural. There's like almost nothing there.

SeriouslyShirley ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:10:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our state University isn't even by one of our main cities, it's by dc

theycallmecrabclaws ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:13:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this a joke? Have you heard of Baltimore?

Zillatamer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:30:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baltimore and DC are extremely densely populated, but outside of the suburbs of those two cities (and DC not actually being a part of Maryland) a lot of the state is kinda very rural.

http://www.ers.usda.gov/datafiles/Rural_Definitions/StateLevel_Maps/MD.pdf

-Lived in MoCo.

theycallmecrabclaws ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:56:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, but the densely populated suburbs between DC and Baltimore go the whole way between them. The western part of the state is rural but I wouldn't say most.

musicninja91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on your definition of "rural". In Virginia "next to Richmond" is about on the same level of "rural" as much of Maryland in terms of proximity to civilization.

GroovingPict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fargo

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're not the guy! Imposter!

GroovingPict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no one got the reference anyway it seems

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I've only seen that movie once so it admittedly didn't spring to mind.

GroovingPict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Season 1 of the TV series actually. They release crickets in a store to fuck with the owner

octopuslife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Were you hoping she'd say SF? I was going she'd say SF.

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, we had a similar prank done at our school, so I was hoping that we lived in the same area. I live in NKY.

EnkoNeko ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:23:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm imagining people just walking along, they hear a cricket on the wall, and just side-punch it without blinking.

Zkenny13 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:04:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have this fear of bugs. I'm a grown man well sorta I'm 20 and the thought of crickets everywhere makes me want to jump on a desk and scream. I fucking hate bugs. I don't care how small or how large they fucking freak me out

Metalbruhhh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:14:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is similiar to something my class tried. Every 7 years in north west Indiana cicadas come out of the ground and sawrm the whole area. So a bunch of people collected cicadas to release on the last day. It failed miserably. Nobody expected them to just kind of sit there and bunch up lol. They wers removed by the janotors in 5 minutes

GamingSword ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:07:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

The class two years before me did the same thing. It was awful. There were crickets everywhere.

existentialpenguin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My college did this but with preying mantises. It was about a decade ago, and they're still there.

Xannarial ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

totally almost did this....new school, barely five years old at that point....probably a really good idea we didn't...

skidude3892 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I also did this as a senior prank. A few weeks later we decided to up the ante and put a goat in the courtyard...good times

treefroog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my moms school and idk if they were actually crickets but they were some sort of insect that ate all the paper

prof0ak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

those fuckers never die.

cakebatterchapstick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened at my school too! The people who did it were not allowed to walk across stage at graduation. This was three years ago.

PunkDarkscapeGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wyoming?

cakebatterchapstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, Kentucky

CGY_SS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now, would crickets be able to survive in/around the building in cold temperatures? Say.. Western Canada? Asking for a friend...

wedonotsew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did this! With more friends, of course. It was the nicer alternative to dead fish in the vents.

45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ringgold?

Weasley_is_our_king1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would have had a mental breakdown. I hate and am terrified of crickets.

celosia89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's really hard to take the school disciplinarian seriously during their lecture when there are crickets chirping in their office. It's an easy and common prank, our class did it too.

I_Like_Canada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here, crickets. They ended up dying and attracting all manner of things inside the school

sacksman1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened in my school back in NY

Sokkumboppaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh dude fersure we did that last year hahah. Also put glue in all of the locks so people couldn't open the classroom doors.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where was this? I did this 10 years ago in Georgia.

dickmcgirkin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every year my high school was plagued with them for a few weeks. Fucking everywhere. They stunk like hell

mementori ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ugh, where I'm from (small town Texas) all of the schools were infested with them. It sucked going through life with them always around. There was a smell...

Icandigsushi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school just had those since it was built.

Capcombric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my high school in Arkansas as well, during my sophomore year.

I'm a senior, and the crickets are still around.

TheRapeTrain69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened at a local school this year, they had to get an exterminator and it took their entire grad fund.

circa1023 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple years before I graduated the seniors tried doing the exact same thing. Except they messed up and bought thousands of non-chirping crickets. Now the school has a cricket problem and they can't tell where they are.

themnerdfeels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to Whitman, our prank was shit. we had a "campout" overnight. 4 people showed up.

wookiesuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:18:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors two years before me did this. Damn things seemed to last longer than expected. Teachers would become enraged even months later when students would feign a chirping sound in class.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:05:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone vandalized my friend's apartment a while back, pretty tempted to get back at the guy by doing this hehehe. By now enough time has passed that he wouldn't make the connection. Am I evil?

thderrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:30:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read chickens at first and was mortified at the prospect of crushing chickens upon sight.

glisp42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That happened at my school as well but they just let the crickets loose during lunch

Tintcutter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:23:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very small school, we put 1000 crickets in this one girls car because she was cute but being harsh to the guys. Turns out they hide from the light and we were bummed it did not work, but the screaming started when she flipped down the visor.

foxytheterrorterrier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was mine too but also with a few chickens labeled 1, 2 & 4

NSippy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:37:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They tried this at my school, but for some reason they also poured diesel on stuff (maybe to strip paint?). The diesel evaporated by the time everyone got to school, and the fumes had killed all the crickets. No one really knows what they were going for, but we can objectively say they missed the mark.

Guru-Rip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yup, happened at my school too.

crickets everywhere.

They are really cheap at a bait store. Classic

EvangelineTheodora ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school just had a lot of cockroaches :(

G0PACKGO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My little brother did this at his school .. Got threatened with felony B&E admitted to it and had to pay like $300 in damages

tudetoob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was done at my school last year. We can still hear crickets in the gym.

anormalgeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had that done too. They were released into the ceiling tiles, in the cafeteria, in the library, the gym, etc. Most of them died off after a couple of days, but the library crickets lived for months. Always chirping.

The library staff was less than pleased.

treck28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My former floor mates freshmen yeah in college accidentally ordered 2000 1 inch crickets. After the order was already in they planned on letting them in the air ducts of either the dorms or a frat hous. Unfortunately the box said bio hazard or something on it so it was confiscated at the front desk, when the dude who ordered it went to pick it up they started questioning him so he said that he was going to eat them like they do back home. They still woudnt let him have them though.

Heightsman09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same hear except a bunch died and the next year it still smelt like dead cricket

DRUNK_CYCLIST ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this 16 years ago (fuck I'm getting old) in Ohio, but I don't think it's was very effective. We didn't get enough crickets and I think it was barely noticeable if at all.

bentomo132 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did this too...

The day before I took my SAT at that school

jpropaganda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I did the cricket thing. But I don't think it worked that well, never heard much about it. If it were a big deal I'd have heard because in my school seniors graduated in February.

mocos_azules ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should have changed your mascot after that.

arbitrary_aardvark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone tried to do this at my school. ..but they waited too long and most of the crickets died before they released them. So they basically dumped a pile of stinky dead crickets in the hallway. It was cleaned up before the class period was over.

Sarahbellum1989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never realized how common this prank was. Seems like it's been done in every US state at least.

smellther0ses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone did that like ten years before I even entered high school and we still had them there when I graduated. Like, an obscenely large amount. Every classroom always had that chirping cricket sound (IDEK what to call it) coming from an unknown location.

It wasn't uncommon to hear and see crickets in the hallway in the dead of winter. I don't why they thrived or what they ate to keep the population so large, but they're still thriving.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:37 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

were there male and female crickets? if so, they could probably reproduce faster than students kill them and remain forever.

duckmuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School in Newport Beach, CA?

uhgglw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah

sallamaie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tennessee?

uhgglw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope

sallamaie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh well. Thought I encountered someone from my high school. Figured it was a typical prank.

HandsomeDynamite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chatty native here. I've heard of this prank being pulled a few years before my time.

sallamaie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

County?

HandsomeDynamite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hamilton. U?

sallamaie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Williamson. The school also had a mice prank a few years before my class and they apparently still have mice issues to this day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't go to Duluth East did you? I guess it's a pretty easy prank idea to arrive at, but I'm still curious.

xIdontknowmyname1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How many?

windowblindness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm really tired and read this as "chickens" and couldn't help but think to myself that your high school was very violent and almost called PETA

081301 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How many crickets are in a shit ton?

gesasage88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bishop Blanchet High? I remember see the tail end of a prank like that.

weused2vacation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same prank at my school

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha is this that common? It happened at out school too

wtfapkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school did this but with june bugs (I have NO idea how they acquired thousands of them) and ladybugs.

goodforpinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my highs school except they didn't take them out of the bag in time and all of the crickets so they just dumped their bodies in a corner of the hallway

TheLouTennant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some assholes did that at my school, and I wanted no part in it. They never caught the guy who did it, so we ALL had to help clean up. I said "fuck that" and didn't get to walk with my class. Like I give a shit.

kiahyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you from Kentlake?! That was my friend!!!! Holy shit.

load231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone got so used to them, when they saw one they'd just crush it and move on.

That...thats like the opposite of getting used to them.

uhgglw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They killed them because they were trying to get rid of them all.

IKnowTheStory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing but with snakes

BritOli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard of this being done with locusts in school libraries as they eat paper.

At my school, a few years before my turn some guys painted my school's 17th Century clocktower pink

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old Bridge?

heavy_yawns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brooklyn?

immowingtheair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened at MUHS too. Knew the guy who did it

jaina_jade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the class before me did this - wouldn't be surprised if there are still crickets in the school because of this

oliviathecf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my school too, the year before I got there. Even when I was a senior, you could still hear crickets every once in awhile.

TonySaylor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We, I mean they, put them directly into the ceiling...

taybot5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class attempted the crickets prank. Dumped them all out in the bathroom, but they just sat there in a big pile and never dispersed. I imagine our janitor killing them all with just one big swipe of his broom.

Twerkteam2k15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was a part of this.

mooloor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was so confused when I skimmed this and thought it said chickens.

Gailestorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the classes at my school did this one except it was aimed at the library

CaptainSnacks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:30:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my HS in Austin as well. Nobody thought it was funny.

lolstebbo ยท 3420 points ยท Posted at 23:35:10 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently a bunch of people were going to each sneak a marble into our principal's hand when they shook it while walking across the stage during graduation so that, at some point in time, the principal would "lose his marbles".

Or, in other words, we didn't have a senior prank.

Raines15 ยท 942 points ยท Posted at 02:22:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this.. With rocks. I say we but I didn't partake because that was stupid.

Xantarr ยท 1381 points ยท Posted at 05:22:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used legos. Of course after I received my diploma and walked up to the principal I couldn't find my piece. So I got to disappoint him one last time.

Cheeseballz6 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 06:54:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class used condoms, it was great once the condoms filled up his pockets. After a while he just rejected taking the condom and it wasn't much of a scene, but still quite fulfilling to hand the principal of your four year highschool a condom

lacrimaeveneris ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:21:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend's classmates did this. The principal had gotten wind of it beforehand though... so he had a cookie jar ready.

Lord_Nuke ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:45:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

he had a cookie jar ready.

So... he... could... eat them later?

lacrimaeveneris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:45 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, no, so that he could slip them in there rather than have super overflowing pockets.

ParkCity87 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 10:20:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was tradition for us as well, except with golfballs. He had a cardboard box beside him and just tossed each ball into it as we handed them off.

Rambles_Off_Topics ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:23:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a guy who plays golf - I would welcome this so much. One graduation would set me up for a year of golf (at least).

CrazyKirby97 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:28:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be awesome.

A career that just feeds your hobby for life as a bonus.

Entouchable ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:34:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Hey for a prank this year you seniors should totally fill the trunk of my car with golf balls right haha?"

KFCConspiracy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:36:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a guy who's not very good at golf, that sounds like it would be about 2 rounds ;)

WickedSlyce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 rounds of 9 holes for me.

KFCConspiracy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:32 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Name checks out.

Sock_Ninja ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:23:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And in perfect timing for summer break, too!

ParkCity87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:03 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

500 balls for a year of golf? damn son.

18002255288 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:20:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used dimes.

the_warmest_color ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:29:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's my boy!

Ikamony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of a joke I heard from my sous. He said "when he dies he wants us to lower him in his grave so we can let him down one last time"

ktmcp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class did this with LEGOs too!

ameristraliacitizen ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:24:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shakes hand

principle audibly "what the fuck" drops marble, crowd gasps

"you... Ah lost your marbles"

you make an awkward face then get off the stage while your family Shakes their head in disappointment

Rijonkulous ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:22:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except his dad, who sheds a single tear of joy.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same but with pennies, equally as stupid

TheNerdySimulation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Derby High School?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol no

TheNerdySimulation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay. This is what my graduation class did as well. I have to agree, it was pretty dumb. Although, whoever was in charge stole my idea to make a Chamber of Secrets like sign as a warning to the lower classmates, but then nothing actually interesting came to fruition.

Overheard me and my friends talking about that part, but couldn't have used it to preface some actually clever pranks.

CeegeAtWork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit, we did this with small figures of dinosaurs. What a shit prank. Totally forgot about it.

skyblublu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used concrete bits from our stadium that was eaten by a sinkhole .

GRRRRaffe ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 04:08:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is practically tradition at our school, but it's pennies, and they go to one the school board member who hands out the diploma cases. One of the kids on the baseball team handed the guy a baseball instead of a penny, and everyone thought it was awkward.

CardinalCrane ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 04:28:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad always told the story of how his class did that; but with condoms. Apparently (this was 35 years ago) he had a box by the end of the ceremony filled with condoms.

sally_salt ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:27:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what we did at my school, too. The Principal had a pile of rubbers at his feet.

Calamity701 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:26:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last one does it with a post it note: "one of the condoms has a hole in it"

SoupOfTomato ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:42:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard about doing this but the joke was just forcing administration to have to do something with the marbles, not the lame pun.

CatLady777 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:13:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a team of 3 interim principals when graduation came around, and we did this to the one who shook our hands for the cheesy diploma picture. It was more of a "now you deal with all this shit, for putting us through a lot of shit" type of thing. Watching him try to hide hundreds of marbles in the sleeve of his gown while trying to not look frustrated for pictures was great.

brady376 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:49:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school does something like this every year. One year it was stickers, one year it was lanyards, one year it was marbles. I wanna know what we do this year. (I am a senior)

Dark-tyranitar ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:15:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crickets.

fuckfaceprick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:36:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Live cicadas

brady376 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With where I live, this wouldn't even be a problem some years.

ballrus_walsack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:05:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two years before our class graduated a new principal came in. The the senior class hated him for some reason. The nickname "mr potato head" was given to him. A bunch of the seniors carried potatoes up when they graduated. When he went to shake their hand, they handed him a potato. He was confused at first but then got angry when he figured it out. He dropped the potatoes on the ground after the first few and refused to shake any more hands. The students who had them either dropped them on the stage or walked off stage with their potatoes. Obviously not every student did this but around 1/4 of the class did - maybe 30 students out of 125 in the class.

After that year the diplomas were mailed to the students after the ceremony and all we got was the outer folder with an empty spot for the diploma.

captainbetty1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:18:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this and kids brought bags of marbles to graduation and handed them out to everyone. I think some people were too scared to do it, but in the principals speech he thanked us for all the little rounds gifts we gave him. The most fun part was just seeing who actually did it and the principals giving the look of "you're in on it too??"

GuiltyRhapsody ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Westview?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class it was green army men.

kengber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here. Utah by chance?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, AZ

SailorFuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quartz Hill?

Dangermommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this too. So also no prank.

MyronBlayze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this with ketchup packets, but the original plan was condoms. A few people actually did go with the original plan, and one girl even handed him a tampon during the shake.

Giraffe_Racer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to live in a town where this was a tradition. But since it was a tradition, the principal knew it was coming and had a bowl on stage to drop them off. It just made for a minor inconvenience.

Jimothy_Riggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class did this. Graduation was outside, on the grass. He just let them fall in the ground. It was a bummer.

Sara_Shenanigans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was similar, but with plastic spiders instead. Our principal had thrown up on the Spiderman rollercoaster, and this was our reminder.

Wowie zowie, we were cool.

Tchrspest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Menomonee Falls?

shoffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this, with puzzle pieces though. I completely forget what the puzzle was....

KillerAceUSAF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When was this? Because we did this at our graduation last summer.

lolstebbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2007

Radicle_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planned on this but we're threatened with not getting our diploma. So instead we went to plan two and busted out a super stink bomb during graduation

PIPSQK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class also did this, half of my class didn't give a shit and the person organizing it just got some weird ass looks...

Lilgoalie17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school did this too! Our principal had to stop and say "anyone else who brings a marble to me won't get a diploma." My last name starts with T so I never got to :(

buttsofpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.... Was this in FL, by any chance?

lolstebbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:53:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

California

NikitaFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this but with skittles. Not bad at first, but my class was 120 ish people. They started to melt pretty quickly.

th1341 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dobson?

Duckbreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds exactly like my class last year. This thread just makes me wanna go back and organize a real prank.

Alybank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother's school did this, but with quarters, With 700+ kids graduating. He had some heavy pockets and some quarters in one the floor in the end.

walkingsemicolon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either this is common or your from my graduating class.

lolstebbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently very common, which makes me even more disappointed than I already was.

SuiSanoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that with feces

lolstebbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.....ew.

SuiSanoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well he lost his shit

JerkasaurousRexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We gave him unused condoms whenever we shook his hand. At the end of the graduation ceremony, all of his pockets were overflowing and were piling up at his feet. Pretty humorous.

GWizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this with plastic forks iirc and it was basically sanctioned by the school. Our student activities director had a container of forks and handed one to every student as they went on stage and the principal had a jar that he dropped each fork in. It was lame af and I would've rather we just hadn't done anything.

MasquedPlaty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of people in my grad class did this. The principal's pockets were definitely full of marbles by the end of the ceremony.

I didn't partake, cause it's definitely stupid, but it happened.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My other school did this but with pennies. Literally had so many rolls of pennies passed around. We never found out who supplied the rolls either

TheHornyToothbrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a great prank though?

Korin12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this with bouncy balls, they quickly got out of hand.

Aztec_Reaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you graduate from CHS in W-B, Pa. in 2009? Because irc, that's what we did. I know we were lame.

lolstebbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MSJHS, 2007

Aztec_Reaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so relieved. Thank god.

ERRORMONSTER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were told if anyone did anything out of the ordinary during the ceremony, we'd not be given our diploma. Then my teacher started laughing as he read my name at the ceremony because he'd called me "tater salad" all year for some reason and I asked him to call me "ERROR 'tater salad' MONSTER" when he read my name.

StealthRabbi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were going to do the same thing, but no one actually did it. They checked everyone's hands and pockets before going on stage.

Some guy did a back flip as a "prank". He didn't get his fake diploma right away.

SaintJimmy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mother's senior prank was stealing all of the school's silverware and handing it to the principal on graduation. Absolute madmen they were.

Future_shadow_ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tools

TrillbroSwaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this with dime bags.

MrSketchyGalore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that.

"He doesn't have pockets, so he won't have anywhere to put the marbles."

Too bad he was handing us diplomas that he got off the table he was standing next to...

dorkacon69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did Starburst. The year before a lot of people got arrested for a senior prank, so we didn't want to get in serious trouble like them. Our principal thought it was hilarious and laughed the whole time. He was a really cool and laid back guy. We didn't really want to disrespect him either.

yourmomisawhorehole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our favorite teacher who handed us diplomas at graduation did this to us with quarters. There were about 150 of us. He had someone stand behind him with a bucket full.

tinybrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this, well kind of.. I was one of the organizers and bought like 200 marbles. A few other kids did too (big school). We discretely passed them out to everyone and right before we went out, someone tattled and a bunch of teachers came around and collected all the marbles... I'm still pretty salty...

09091983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I should've scrolled down before commenting - maybe we went to school together.

MrMason522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had this one kid do that, this kid was a cunt of massive proportions... He was a tall, skinny white dude with a long ass neck, wore a fedora just about every day because he was FULLY convinced he was god's gift to women, and also the smartest person in the fucking world, and he took every chance he got to try and show those two things. But he was actually a fucking dumbass who figured out the secret to getting girls with low self esteem and a fucked up home life to have sex with him. He was a controlling cunt and he cheated on them at every chance he got, but got irrationally pissed off when they did the same. Oh, and this girl in question? Fucking lived with him for his senior year. This.... I just don't have words to describe my immense hatred for this kid. For the record, the girl in question was one of my best friends that had graduated a couple of years beforehand. Every time I saw his smug, scrawny, rat-face ass I wanted to punch him in the fucking throat.

But it's cool because apparently he took it in the butt from the token gay black dude. And you bet your ass I told everyone I know about that.

Anyways yeah he went around trying to get everyone to do the marble thing at graduation but in the end he was the only one who tried, and he failed, hilariously.

mchambers324 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried this, teachers took our marbles when we were lining up :(

fluteitup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have our principal bananas. I didn't even know about it til graduation day...

The_Real_eRok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sister's senior class was going to do something similar.

The principal'so last name was Campbell, so they had the idea for everyone to bring a can of Campbell's soup and hand it to him at graduation, then donate all the cans to a food bank (this was a graduating class of about 400 kids, so a lot of cans).

Tightwad caught wind and said that if anyone brought soup FOR CHARITY to the graduation, they wouldn't get their diploma.

ladykins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this! He eventually stopped shaking our hands. Bastard.

amindatpeace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you graduate Granite City High School in '03 or is this just a common senior prank?

Third_Reichel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this a private school?

Forever_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were going to do this at my graduation, but the principal threatened to withhold our diplomas when he caught wind of it. Did you go to crown point?

lolstebbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, apparently everyone does this "prank".

mrtiddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing. It went ok. The administration actually pretty well handled it without letting it become an issue and nothing hilarious happened.

ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal was already prepared for that with a bucket behind the table where the diplomas were. Shake hand, drop in bucket, pick up the next diploma.

ghost_in_the_potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this with bouncy balls my year. He had a big plastic tub ready to toss them into because this was basically a yearly thing. A previous class did it wth boiled eggs, except a couple kids had raw eggs that smashed in the principal's hand and made a huge mess. That was pretty gross actually.

Kingalok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know my brother's class had everyone put one of those Hawaiian flower necklaces on the principal during graduation. Eventually he couldn't even see with 100s of necklaces stacked on him.

WangusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this at my school. Me and three of my friends were the ones who bought and passed out all the marbles. Administration found out and said that anybody who did it wouldn't graduate (yeah right). Well they had us all lined up on a series of ramps that go up to the auditorium before walking out. Scared people just started rolling their marbles down the ramps. I'm towards the back and I see about a hundred marbles rolling down the ramps, making the turn, and keep going. It was hilarious. But we were mad people were pussing out so we got our reserve marbles out to almost everyone and convinced them to do it still. By about the tenth person the principal was pretty annoyed but kinda laughing about it and they brought him a bucket. Overall everyone was pretty good natured about it and nobody got in trouble. Oh also somebody burned down the equipment shed in the football stadium. I don't know if arson is a prank though?

toofine89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quarters at my school. A pain to hold but with 400 some students in the graduating class... They can't complain too much.

Topsy_Kret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were dicks, used ping pong balls instead. Our principle was known for giving these really awesome 'heat of the moment inspirational' one liners. So each of us wrote one on our ball. Our choir graduates first, so the first person present him with a little plastic bucket. The next nine choir kids all gave him a ball. Then the first 4 non-choir kids didn't. He thought he was safe, but every other student in my graduating class ( 360~ people) gave him one. After about six he started pocketing them. At about twenty he was trying to cradle them. At sixty he popped a button on his shirt and started stuffing them in. We almost sprinted through graduation to make sure he didn't have time to find a solution. The last two graduates carried up a fish tank we had engraved.

gruntledcurmudgeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was the bringer of marbles at my graduation and it worked much better than expected. Finding a place to buy enough for everyone was the hardest part on short notice, but worth it as I watched the suit pockets fill up. The prank was my moms idea and when the school announced they wouldn't stand for that in the future she wanted my younger sibling to repeat the gag with gum and I learned my mother may be a mildly evil genius.

NotEmmaStone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing but with quarters. Lamest prank ever

45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this with bouncy balls, because she couldn't drop them without them bouncing across the stage.

bowmanc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chattahoochee High School?

lolstebbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope.

sadpony6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this HPRHS?

jmz_199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! Was this is in Austin, texas? Cause If so Im currently enrolled at this school.

DerDrachenRitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in OK?

198jazzy349 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we did marbles. he didn't know what to do with them. pockets were full. when i crossed, i handed him 10, ins5ead of the traditional 2, still in packaging. "you're responsible for this, aren't you." "absolutely, sir. absolutely. "

also we were not allowed to have confetti. So we planted kleenex boxes everywhere loaded with confetti with 5 kleenex on top. there was much confetti.

zwolff94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this to the board president with ping pong balls. However half the board (including the person who bought the ping pong balls) were parents of somekne graduating so they knew and had a bucket for them. Which proceed to overflow and they started handing them back.

ncurry18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My little brothers class did this. The principal was furious.

jorahzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needham High?

fbibmacklin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:24 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We actually did this. He is retired, but until he retired he kept them on his desk in a jar.

jbl456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard this one. But it's the principal lost his marbles and you (the class) were giving them back to him.

lordtuts ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:02:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Bulldogs?

lolstebbo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope.

Healbatto ยท 3116 points ยท Posted at 03:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our lunchroom had HUGE ceilings, so a few of my friends on the football team bought a bunch of inflatable sex dolls, filled them with helium and let them loose up there. Nothing like eating lunch to see a wide mouth sexy doll with a huge erection staring down at you with those dead eyes.

[deleted] ยท 840 points ยท Posted at 08:01:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Taphophile ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 12:28:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"clam chowder"

Lord_Ewok ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:01:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you mean chowda

Hondamousse ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:57:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

say it frenchie!

CWWWQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Say it right Frenchy!!!

CocaTrooper42 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 13:49:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I absolutely love the phrase 'an overlooked dildo'

zw1ck ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is going to be my steam username now. "You've been killed by an overlooked dildo"

Freak_at_war ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:28:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your head has been pwned by [K1LLaz]xXx4n_0veRL0ok3d_8===D|7d0xXx for 322 gold.

Lord_Nuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TOO REAL! TOO REAL!

likelyworkrelated ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:43:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is that the red or the white?

cwieschhaus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:54:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, I can never remember that. White?

likelyworkrelated ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:01:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you!! You have restored my faith in Reddit. I had begun to think I'm too old and no one around here has even seen Ace Ventura more than 20 times...

griffindor11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

White and creamy

MuEtaJenkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaniau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same with Garden Gnomes, good times.

CybHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An everlasting prank, that's the best

extant1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Money shot!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's an expensive prank for high schoolers.

xxmickeymoorexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How in the world did they get so many dildos?

scotscott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amazon I believe. It was a tiny school with forty people in Bethlehem Connecticut, a town who's main attraction is its fucking name. We didn't have a lot to do there so shit like this was par for the course.

AwesomesaucePhD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did he get to keep the dildo.

beywiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's amazing lmao

KatjaFoxx17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this a highschool in Georgia because freshman year a dildo feel out of the ceiling in my friends classroom

SumLuganette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:40 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope you realize the phrase "an overlooked dildo" has probably never been written before in all of history. Kudos.

scotscott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:50 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just as Neil Diamond was the first man to do the moonwalk, so too have I been the first man to write "an overlooked dildo"

Homusubi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:04 on April 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone have the phone number of the Cards Against Humanity people?

Pyroixen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:48 on April 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the least believable part is a high school selling any food besides microwave pizza.

scotscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:23 on April 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a tiny (<43 students) Connecticut boarding school.

Pyroixen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:29 on April 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah that explains it then

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:16:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does anyone believe this?

GrossCreep ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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GrossCreep ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:58:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnimeAndComputers ยท 939 points ยท Posted at 05:05:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where would one aquire such a large quantity of such items without drawing attention, I must know, for a friend...

Healbatto ยท 681 points ยท Posted at 05:30:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well if one were so inclined certain websites of a suggestive and perhaps disreputable nature such as Adam and eve, might sell them in large quatities, for academic reasons only of course.

DMann420 ยท 421 points ยท Posted at 06:55:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or just Amazon.. because.. well it's freaking amazon.

SravBlu ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 08:28:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, I have a reputation to maintain with Amazon. It's the only major corporation with huge amounts of my personal data (search history, communications, purchases, etc.) that might still have a good impression of me, and I don't want to ruin that. Let Google sell me a sex doll.

Humbleness51 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 09:31:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let Google sell me a sex doll.

I'm pretty sure Google keeps much more information on you then Amazon does, unless you're saying Google already has a bad impression of you

debausch ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 10:34:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They know what he jerks off to, couldn't get any worse from this point on.

JustARandomGerman ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 11:10:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm jerkin my gerkin to autistic midgets kicking trannies in the balls.

mortiphago ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 11:28:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How vanilla

jryanishere ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:44:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is when you make a secondary account and tie it to your prime account.

Rogue2166 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:24:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But the shipping time...

SpadoCochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bing.

Jolcas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I swear, I leave my account logged in on a shared family computer for one fragging day, next time I'm on Amazon my suggestions include nippleclamps....

Healbatto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:16:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am a full supporter of the Cult Prime

Fred-Bruno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was going to say... It's 2016, there is a one stop shop for everything your heart desires and it is at your doorstep two days later.

TeamLiveBadass_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not if you live in a prime now area, then like 10% of those things are available in an hour.

Fred-Bruno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:35 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I do live in a prime now area and it's amazing!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't wanna catch Zika screwing around in that jungle

YamiNoSenshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To hear it told from the warehouse workers, they ship an inordinate number of sex toys.

Machinegun_Pete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They increased their minimum for free shipping so it encourages the buying quantity.

LarpFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And you can get it in two days with Amazon Prime!

jaguar90 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:09:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hehe quaTITIES

semester5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:05:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I myself am inclined to pursue such intriguing sect of research.

Tentaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love your phrasing.

ClintRenee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

large quatitties

FTFY

Spicy-Rolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Use your student email for an exclusive 10% off!

diuvic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For the Helium dude. He's talking about where to acquire the Helium. That sketchy, sketchy gas.

keefmastaflex ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:30:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With that username, I'm almost certain you know the answer to that.

FreedomUnits ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:02:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The internet. My buddy and I bought 10,000 condoms online off ebay back in highschool. We made trenchcoats out of them and wore them around for most of the day. Eventually we were called into the office and the trenchcoats were confiscated. We still had a bunch left over so we just started selling them around school to get back part of the money that we spent. When we were told that we couldn't do that either we loaded up the rest and dumped them out in the middle of the school common area and watched the scramble.

9bikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a female boss who wanted one for a prank. She asked her male employees if any of them had one she could borrow. She failed to see the awkwardness in this.

Autumnsprings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She probably meant one they had used or received in a prank. Not one they were intimately acquainted with. Although this is still awkward as fuck, and could be illegally (hostile work environment and all).

9bikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She probably meant one they had used or received in a prank.

I am sure she did. But she asked "9bikes, do you have a blow-up sex doll, or know anyone who does?". If I had received one as a prank, there is no way I would have replied "yes".

Autumnsprings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh it was an inappropriate question without a doubt. Just saying she probably didn't expect a used one.

9bikes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It would have been a big surprise had she received a used one!

Autumnsprings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:42 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would maybe have taught her a lesson as well.

Soviet-led ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His name is.. Johny, Johny Table

Soviet-led ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His name is.. Johny, Johny Table

rmiztys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just checked dhgate.com, there's some for like 15 dollars a piece if youre buying in bulk.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you go to smile.amazon you can have part of the proceeds go to any of 100's of charities of your choosing. Because, as your friend shops for sex dolls in bulk, this will certainly be on their mind.

J-Ben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why don't you walk into the store and buy 38 sex dolls like a normal person...

tharkimaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

without drawing attention erection

FTFY

meatb4ll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dildoking

Voice_of_Sley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can think of one place: http://i.imgur.com/tKzJ41R.gifv

watchmedropdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You could go with Extreme Restraints or The Stockroom (maybe called JT's stockroom, I don't remember exactly)

People at those sites get way weirder orders than "all the dildos." I think they'll do covert shipping too. So you don't get a giant box at your front door that says EXTREME RESTRAINTS on it in letters you can read from across the street.

Edit: I know you were (probably) joking but hey, the information is (hopefully) still useful for somebody who stumbles upon this thread.

pixelprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You simply have to look around for your local dildo dumpster.

EyespyAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:03 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nevada?

corn_diggity ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 06:48:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This doesn't work though. We tried for our senior prank and the doll weighs too much for the physics to work

flying-sheep ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 08:23:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably depends on the brand, and there's shops that sell novelty ones that are really just doll-shaped fragile ballons, made for pranks and not use.

cannabinator ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:16:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was my first thought and I've never even tried it.

SOUNDSLIKEACOKEPARTY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:52:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What sexy dolls have huge erections O.o

willmstroud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:38:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yonderen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just knew someone else did this.. we couldn't have been the only ones o_0

Ragnar_D ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:01:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe you went to the same school

Pishwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've seen this posted on reddit before, but it might be the same person.

candidcaribou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lakota East? A friend told me this story a few weeks ago

Healbatto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, this was nearly 10 years ago now, well 8. Simpler times where everyone had Motorola Rzrs and sex dolls were a dime a dozen.

CoolestRanchDorito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

are you a Gunnery kid?

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This beats when some kids got a shit ton of gummy bears stuck to our super tall cafeteria and they stayed their for a long time. Through the summer into the next school year at least

Biggyspuds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's amazing. Purely amazing

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not a big fan of American-style pranks, but the mental image of this one actually made me laugh my ass off, fantastic job

tcpip4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone threw a chewed rollup on our ceiling. It was there for a few years.

meltedwhitechocolate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So did the doll have the huge erection, or was it yourself?

MassiveDickFart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was it you or the sex doll who had the erection?

Oblivious_Oathkeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you guys get the Antonio Banderas doll?

Healbatto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The balls were too heavy for the physics to work out

ScenicFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this at my school! Was this in MN?

Healbatto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, good one Illinois

OpenShut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:32 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They wouldn't float unless they were as light as a normal balloon.

Source: tried the same thing did not work. Have a picture some where too.

Is_it_really_art ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HUGE ceilings? Bigger than the floor? High ceilings, smokie. And I guess HUGE walls.

Moreau1212 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:44:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did the same thing but wrote PROPERTY OF (principles name) on it, got a two day suspension. Totally worth it.

Apex_P_Redditor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:48:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No you didn't. This is bullshit. The material used to make blow-up sex dolls is heavy vinyl, it doesn't work like a lighter-than-air balloon just because you put helium in it. Otherwise I'd use beach balls filled with helium as re-usable party balloons.

For sources on this use common sense, or search google for this subject.

doubleD ยท 844 points ยท Posted at 02:06:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was in college, but I had a local print shop design a t shirt for a fictional swim team using the official school colors. I then had about 60 shirts printed. I sold almost all of them. Most people who bought the shirts were in on the joke. But I still set up shop in front of the cafeteria before meals and people would walk by and exclaim, "i never knew we had a swim team!"

Now, I was in the marching band, so I had customers over a wide range of ages. So this prank continued for 3 more years, with a Facebook page dedicated to bringing back the swim team.

[deleted] ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 06:12:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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doubleD ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I doubled my money.

nooneiller ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:45:08 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

nagumi ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is less a prank and more a scam.

YellowHoneyBeeJacket ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:11:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really. Everyone got cool shirts!

doubleD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:42 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And great quality shirts at that! I'm still wearing mine 6 years later.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I made 2 profits yesterday dude,shit was rad

Chris153 ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 09:27:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school did the same thing with a water polo team. The dude who made the announcements in the morning got it started. On a whim one day, he threw in something about try outs in the middle of all the legit announcements. By mid year, a group of us had tshirts.

bimtott ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 09:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now, I was in the marching band.

Yup. Story checks out.

Commando388 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:06:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can confirm.

Source: was in marching band. hijinks ensued.

LeZebre ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:32:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds like a Community episode

IJustQuit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Delta Cubes will never die. We've only just begun to fight.

benevolentpotato ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:12:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

when I was touring my current college as a high school senior (I'm a college senior now) they gave us vouchers for a free shirt from the bookstore. I found one that said "[My College] Cow Tipping Team" in that collegiate athletic dept layout. obviously, I got it.

fast forward to now, and I'm the only one on campus with the shirt. I've actually had to explain to a few people that no, we do not have a cow tipping team.

another story: my friend has a buddy who bought like 50 plain white shirts with "I'm a big fan." printed on them. not even in a design, just like, black times new roman. his grand plan was to sell them at sporting events.

then he remembered that he's in marching band and therefore can't sell them at any event that has the marching band play. add to that the fact that absolutely nobody would want to buy that shirt and long story short he's still got almost all of them.

Bongobassdrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a normal a man he isn't

hexhamstu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:56:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean you started a swim team?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:56 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did I this in highschool! Except we did Wiffleball team. We sold them for $20 a piece! It was the funniest thing ever when we had about 7 of us where them into gym class where all the coaches could see them. The whole administration loved it and thought it was funny." Hardaway Wiffleball"

Gailestorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd love to do something dumb like this for my college. It would be better because we don't have a single sports team. (Art students aren't athletic)

doubleD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:28 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bet your graphic designer students would love the opportunity to design a spoof shirt.

Gailestorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:22 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh I'm sure they would. Plus we all know art students love ironic t shirts.

neffered ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah that's so much better than the rest of the (frankly rather mean) pranks in this thread! No one gets hurt, nothing gets broken, hilarious in joke keeps giving and giving.

FUCK_MY_EARHOLE ยท 403 points ยท Posted at 00:35:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone put superglue in almost all of the door locks in the school. Classes had to be held outside that day.

I'm sure the administration LOVED that one.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 03:54:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the image of 2000 or so kids being lectured outside cracks me up

RamzFanz ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 06:04:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2,000? Ghetto?

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:15:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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RamzFanz ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 06:55:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super Ghetto?

angry_badger32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghetto =/= Small.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:57:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What?

lettuce_fetish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:32:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I said you look shitty. Good night Denise!

RamzFanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:23 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2,000 with a question mark means I'm asking if was really 2,000

Ghetto with a question mark means I am asking if the school was in the ghetto.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:26 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alright. 1500. One of the wealthiest counties in the country.

Zappy212 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 06:27:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened to my school, but they put keys covered in super glue in the locks, then snapped the keys off. Kid got caught and was fined over $40,000 for changing the locks. Little shit.

Ittybittykittycommit ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:12:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kid did that at my school and he was expelled and arrested and charged with a felony

Swindel92 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:35:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uptight as fuck school, man.

iammandalore ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:03:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, that's expensive and time-consuming to fix.

PrometheusVision ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:53:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That happened at a school in my hometown a few years back. One of the culprits was apparently a basketball stud. He and some others were charged with vandalism or something. That incident led to a D1 school revoking the kid's scholarship. Tough break.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:18:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If I was good enough to go D1 in pretty much anything, there's no way I would do anything that fucking stupid.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:10:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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dupbuck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:13:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hulk Hogan?

baardvark ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:05:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not cool. Industrial door handles are a few hundred bucks apiece.

jared555 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:07:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had to deal with a superglued lock once... Just pulled the cylinder and soaked it in acetone. Worked perfectly after. It would suck to do but even if the cylinder was destroyed they wouldn't have to replace the entire handle.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:03:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is why superglue is for amatures.

Always use jb weld for you door lock pranks.

localhostrulez ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:07:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See the comment a ways above... when you have a different lock for each room, then some admin keys of different access levels (i.e. access to most rooms/access to all/access to individual teacher rooms), replacing that shit gets expensive. I've worked in these places, and we call the admin keys "$40,000 keys" for this very reason.

baardvark ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:22:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, I am responsible for a master key at my job. If I lose it, guess who gets to pay for new locks.

aaaaaaaarrrrrgh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The insurance you hopefully have for that key? (Possibly in the form of general liability insurance that covers it.)

PunkorTrendy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

KickItNext ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:45:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were some kids who did that at my school, I think it was like a 4 man senior prank. Anyway, they all got arrested because it caused thousands of dollars in damage, and two of the kids who got arrested were carrying some coke, so they got in extra trouble.

ripman21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone at my old school wanted to do something like this. They were going to glue pennies over the locks on a bunch of the doors on campus. We decided it was a bad idea cus those locks are expensive.

StevieWonder420 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:24:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my high school our senior year we were going to bring all of our dogs, but it got leaked and we ended up scratching it. Some assholes went ahead and gorilla-glued the door cracks and keyholes to all the portable classrooms shut and they found out by like 2nd period who did it. They expelled them over the damage, I can remember them being awkward kids who were trying to pull off something cool but got way too destructive with it

samsquanch42069 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:53:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be funny but in shop class we fix up the school so me and my buddies would have to fix it eventho they dont know we did it.

Selpher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:03:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WPHS? I helped pull off that prank. We also threw a mattress in the pool.

mermaidfart08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My husband did this one as well.

basedomgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my school and they canceled all classes for the day. Brilliant.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you from Memphis?

IcelandicSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this just for fun on some days, it was bad.

neonswimmergirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scw student I am guessing

rlogazino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:06 on February 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did toothpicks for ours

EricT59 ยท 3145 points ยท Posted at 23:42:04 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Lake Washington High Had a Kangaroo in profile with boxing gloves out. This was painted on the front of their school. Maybe 15-20 feet tall and purple.

It did not take much imagination to paint a dick on the Kangaroo.

Go Mustangs

EDIT: There seems to be a bit of confusion. I went to Redmond (Mustangs), our rival school was Lake Washington (Kangaroos) Our School pranked theirs. And IIRC in 75 or 76 they got us back with naughty stencils

[deleted] ยท 359 points ยท Posted at 03:07:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol redmond. small world

y4y4hd ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:03:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in Bothell

[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 06:42:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bellevue kid just passing by in my dads BMW

Moms_Linguini ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:14:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MI kid doing the same

Codidly5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:50:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peninsula, from Gig Harbor, where people wish they lived in Bellevue or Mercer Island but don't have the dough to be as flashy.

Molester_Protester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woooo Kent checking in, bored as hell wishing this hell hole had something to do

Codidly5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are the street races still a thing? You could always go there and get arrested.

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Except on Saturday, then you're walking

antiquecreamcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tacoma kid, coming by in a broken honda.

fliptastic-elastic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:19:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No way me too!

Duckbreeze ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bothell High!

y4y4hd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated there in 2014 :)

Duckbreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 2015!

eat_a_diaper ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:24:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cougars suck

Latework ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redmond/Sammamish here!

Sketches_Stuff_Maybe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:54:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ikr? ICS just down the street was told that any pranks would have the senior class refused graduation.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:52:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

senior prank at ics is seniors running around yelling in the halls on their last day of school. like wtf we studied our asses off with the shitty teachers and we can only run around the hallway? at least we have focus week.

karlrolson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

First grad year I don't think we even did that, and in exchange we got liner notes from a CD for our grad speech. Focus week was limited to Washington state thanks to 9/11 IIRC too. Oh well.

Autumnsprings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Why would 9/11 mean you focus on Washington state?

Edit: Just realized that you probably live in wash state and you focused on infrastructure and things like that. Sorry.

karlrolson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

They just didn't want us traveling, so they nixed/cut the out-of-state focus week plans like some how there was a terror risk to us students if we went to Europe. It's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

Autumnsprings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol! Ok. Thanks for explaining.

antmanlav ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:40:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GO STANGS BABY!!!!!!

SurprisedSquee ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:04:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monroe here. Not too far away!

eat_a_diaper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:24:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woodinville all the way. Go Falcons!!

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:05:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Old_man_Trafford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be over in a minute.

IchBinEndekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:44:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2015 bb

eat_a_diaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leota or timbercrest?

IchBinEndekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leota all the way

eat_a_diaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:48 on February 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well in that case, Mr. Mangialardi told me to tell you to run faster

IchBinEndekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:51 on February 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mangi was the best

mickwhite5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My orthodontist is in woodinville, lol it's right next to a fenced off field, and by the freeway entrence/train overpass

eat_a_diaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:23 on February 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh you mean by Jack in the box?

mickwhite5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:20 on February 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah

thegreatuniter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:06:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aaaay I went to redmond before moving to California

petrakay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bothell -> Cali for me!

Blakeyy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:49:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Currie lol

Slayer128 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Former Lynnwood kid here. I miss Washington sometimes

IShouldJoinReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:02:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yoooo, Lynnwood!

Slayer128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayyyyyy how are things up there? I need to go visit. I miss the green and the ocean haha

IShouldJoinReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:24 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dope as usual! Get back up here man

Slayer128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:52 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha I'm going to try this summer. Just depends on work and everything. But I'd love to. I miss it

IShouldJoinReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:10 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where are you at right now?

Slayer128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:41 on February 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Way down in New Mexico

mickwhite5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What elementary school did you go to, my dad's a teacher at Lynwood elementary school

Slayer128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to Spruce for k and first then Lynnwood Elementary for 2nd and 3rd

mickwhite5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you remember a Mr. White?

superbhappy7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walter White?

Slayer128 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:47:52 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It sounds familiar but I'm not entirely sure if one of my siblings had him. I know I didn't. I'll have to look through old year books or something and find out haha

mickwhite5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:55 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's been teaching there for a while now, haha

Sgtcabal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:28:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kirkland, checking in.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redmond blows. Now Renton...now THERE is a town.

surosregime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same lol

Piefecta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GO STANGS BABY

mickwhite5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edmonds Woodway High, North of Seattle South of Lynwood

Appr0ved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redmond and Ldub?

Roll cru

Vaerwyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everett here

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sammamish checking in

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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computeraddict ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:23:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did the pencils I stuck in the ceiling of the second floor hallway ever fall down?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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computeraddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, either I had a bunch of copycats or it took them seven freaking years to get around to it. Damn.

vogelerum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

grew up in sammamish lol

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thats me too!

Harden-Soul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mever really got this. You're on one of the biggest subreddits on one of the biggest websites in the world. Probably a lot of people you know reading stuff. Probably a lot more live near you.

[deleted] ยท 570 points ยท Posted at 01:46:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait... You guys weren't even the Kangaroos? You just had random kangaroo art? I've never attended a school with random kangaroo art, not even for college :(

Jock_fortune_sandals ยท 824 points ยท Posted at 01:50:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure the Kangaroos were their rival high school

KillerRoo10 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:25:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stop stealing our fucking animals

The_Fan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:10:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But that's our National Treasure, stealing animals.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought our National Treasure was stealing the Declaration of Independence.

Bobblefighterman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One the most popular footy teams in our nation is the Tigers. I don't think we have the high ground here.

Nyrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the Eagles. I mean I know we have a few species here but thats really always been their thing.

Bobblefighterman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can forgive the Eagles because at least we have the Wedge-tailed, but the only tiger we ever had was Tasmanian. And it's dead.

andystealth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meaning we have mastered the tigers, and can claim the name!

Eagles are also forgiveable, because the Wedge-tailed shits all over the bald. Probably literally, if given the chance.

antmanlav ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This must have been awhile ago, because for a long time our rival has been the Eastlake Wolves.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:50:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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EricT59 ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 02:05:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No the Mustangs were Redmond where I went to school. Lake Washington are the Kangaroos.

Lokitty5 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:11:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aww, man. You guys have great school mascots. The school I went to was the indians. A lot of people thought it was racist and tried to get the mascot changed to "the cherry pickers" (town was well known for its cherry orchards). One of our rivals from the next town over was the Lambkins. Yeah, baby lambs...

acquarossa ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:34:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Redmond junior high used to be the warriors. Changed it to the wolverines, then to the bears.

*edit: couldn't spell my old junior highs mascot correctly.

echochonristic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were the Indians. Changed to the Eagles my freshman year and everyone threw a fit... now, I'm pretty sure no one remembers. It helps that "Shake Your Tailfeather" came out around the same time.

reign-storm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who currently goes to that school, it has DEFINITELY not been forgotten

Autumnsprings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indians here too.

concrete_isnt_cement ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:40:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And then goddamn Mercer Island's mascot was a snail for some unfathomable reason.

NubNubGaming ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:24:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was going to be at RHS but I moved. I miss Seattle :(

mariners77 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:39:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Wolves!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:51:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:11:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I left the eastside

antmanlav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:41:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FUCK EASTLAKE!!!!!

DeputySean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woo-ville!!

cheerios_r_gud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whadduppppp fellow Redmonder here

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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cheerios_r_gud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha, for my school it was Ravens :)

masnxsol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lake Wa respresent!

KingWhipsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:19:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you mean "Go Stangs, baby."? I work there now, worst motto.

Backtolundon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What year was this? Our senior prank bombed compared to this...

globogym1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's still true

Victor38220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

redmond is a great city

Fallout4Enthusiast ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:44:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck Redmond, Go Inglemoor

ConsultMass ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:27:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, LWHS was the Purple Kangaroos. Weird to see my personal high school on here. It was never easy playing football during high school. Let's just say... the "Purple Kangs" don't exactly get a ton of respect from other high schools in the area.

AxtonH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:58:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey man we were in the playoffs this year!

Ignorred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayy fam

hardflips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Louisssssss

concrete_isnt_cement ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better than Mercer Island's snail mascot. At least their team name was the Islanders though.

Ignorred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bainbridge = trash

Triumphant_Hippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now the school mascot is a kangaroo and the colors purple and white , I have heard about a statue of a kangaroo being placed in the cafeteria for this years senior prank , not a very good one for you ask me

SarcasticVoyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought the same thing at first, and that the last bit was a joke.

Kittenmittens03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found the Aussie, ya cunt.

airncha ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:29:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit how long ago was this? I graduated in 2012 (the year after they tore the old school down) and I don't even remember a kangaroo painted in front of the school.

thepuppycrew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduated in 2010 and this happened while I was at LW. I think in 2007?

KirklandKid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure it was there till the day the tore it down? On the large wall that faced the road as you drive up?

DextersBrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure I remember the painted kangaroo but the drawn dick doesn't ring any bells.

airncha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi James

DextersBrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:03 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello Aaron preettty weird seeing our HS on a main reddit board eh?

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was in the 70s

cnnrcmbs ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:38:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My cousins went to LDub and apparently the mascot being a Kangaroo was a senior prank in itself. The outgoing seniors got to choose a new mascot and as a last hurrah they voted for the Kangaroo.

Ignorred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because our old mascot was the Hornets and we were sick of being called the Horny Hornets.

cnnrcmbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:48:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk man, my mascot was a Papermaker and even I don't think it can worse than a Kangaroo

humplick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:19:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hah, my fiance told me about the pacemakers! She's from Vancouver WA, went to one of your rival schools

cnnrcmbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At this point the high school has become so filled with a bunch of rich white stuck up kids that every school in a 30 mile radius has become our rivals. Which makes for entertaining sporting events to say the least.

superbhappy7 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:42:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you serious? Damn. ICS graduate here.

Ignorred ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:15:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's literally like 200 total ICS graduates ever.

karlrolson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's dozens of us!

superbhappy7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LMAO true

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:56:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I stayed for focus week then got tired and left. I hated being surrounded by the same 50 people everyday. also heard sharma got fired lol

superbhappy7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You made the right decision.

But yeah, she really didn't know how to teach. Feel a little bad though, she had good intentions.

EDIT: wording

nol44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 02:17:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ReinDance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah dude, so many people at Redmond use/used Reddit. In a thread nearing the front page probably a number of people from Redmond see it. The chances this specific comment got high enough to be seen is pretty low, but once it's up here we're gucci.

Also lol redmond has fewer druggies than pretty much any other school in the district. That 12 person drug bust a few years back though, gave us a rep.

eat_a_diaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's nothing, they call Woodinville High "the pharmacy"

Applj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the redmond skatepark is where its at

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where the weed is at, you mean.

eat_a_diaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, the sewage treatment plant by the woodinville Costco, you're welcome ;)

Sketches_Stuff_Maybe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also the buses, and some pretty good Indian Food. Chaat N Roll is legit, even if their sodas are hilariously overpriced.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"bowls"

ReinDance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah dude, so many people at Redmond use/used Reddit. In a thread nearing the front page probably a number of people from Redmond see it. The chances this specific comment got high enough to be seen is pretty low, but once it's up here we're gucci.

Also lol redmond has fewer druggies than pretty much any other school in the district. That 12 person drug bust a few years back though, gave us a rep.

eat_a_diaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's nothing, they call Woodinville High "the pharmacy"

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated in the mid 70s.

"High school, High school never changes"

scumbagusername ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:12:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a Juanita alum!

TheBlindest ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:22:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redmond always has a terrible football team. Go Cats

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cats have an even worse team, go spartans!

tivooo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:44:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skyline had a good football program. Go Knights!

Bleeezus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. Mount Si alum. Small world

drcole27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here.

Bleeezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dang... what class?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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antmanlav ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure we've sweeped you in basketball the past two years in a row #gostangsbaby

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You will get no argument from me on that point

whateverbruhwhatever ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how many years ago back did this happen?

thepuppycrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was there when this happened. It was my sophomore year I think, so 2007?

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

in the 70s but like I said given the more recent incidents of this modification, it does not take much imagination to come up with it.

ornitholoqy101 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:04:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Wow that's crazy, my area has a lake Washington high with a kangaroo as a mascot

Edit: I attend a rival of the rival high school. Fun

iCrackster ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:21:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It might even be the same area!

ornitholoqy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Their mascot is the Mustangs though, which is what he said.

iCrackster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:44:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Different, rival high school.

ornitholoqy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh! In that case I go to the rival of the rivals in the story.

acquarossa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:32:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stangs class of 06 represent woop woop

MAY01337 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:08:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Mustangs!

I go to a different school but it still applies to the mascot.

jdlincicome ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately, said kangaroo is no longer there.

Go Kangs

Ignorred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Kangs

jdlincicome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayy

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is Rose Hill still a school? My Brother went there and then Redmond and we both went to Ben Rush

jdlincicome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. That's where I went. They just got a new building last year too, looks way less sketchy now

swagmaster001 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow small world. I remember I used to despise you guys in high school. Go Wolves

PsychoSurvey1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:29:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard one year some seniors from RHS welded two halves of a car around a pole at the front of the school for their prank

rollem777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Currently going to Redmond High, didn't expext to see one from my district

huckthefuskies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And our rivals just lit our totem poles on fire....thanks interlake.

th1341 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was the Mustangs!

Aerda_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus christ, Ive visited your school a couple times.... such a nice building. Its like 4 stories tall, modern, and actually well funded (from what I can see)

Bimmiq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lake Washington? Kangaroo? Pick a country and stick with it

Ignorred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:18:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's like 100 of us here.

Phentez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Juanita rebel here, fuck the kangs

MinecraftDonut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We will get you back someday #GoKangs

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Kangs!

sketched-gigi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh hey Issaquah High! Go Eagles.

PopsSpurs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:24:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Newport here. Close enough.

My freshman year someone switched the Newport letters around to make Wetporn high school.

thebush007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:52 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

bro I go to Eastlake and my brother went to Redmond High!

Edit: the wolves still suck and Redmond football is also trash

fireork12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MUSTANGS HOO HAH HAH!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WOAH I'm an RHS mustang. Small world man. Also your swim team is balls.

EricT59 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be clear I was also a Mustang

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Misunderstanding on my part.

The8thofFebruary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayy! I go to a school not too far from Lake Washington!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

holy shit, I remember that! Didn't go to Lake Washington high. We heard about it over at Mount Si High School

Bleeezus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. Mount Si alum. Small world

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait what class? I'm 09

Bleeezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dang. I was 13

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget the car on the flagpole! Go Mustangs ~~

ComicSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Stangs Baby. Class '16

chemoroti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RHS class of 2009 represent! Can't believe I'm seeing this on reddit. What year did this happen?

hobbseltoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2009 as well! I was part of our prank that year.

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the 70s

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck all these people, go Falcons!

UsernameAsian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Kangs

hobbseltoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

RHS class of 2009 here! Our prank was to flood part of the courtyard (with the administrations's permission), spell out '09 with pennies, and float a bunch of rubber ducks. Had to try 3 times before we were able to finish because LWSD's rent-a-cop showed up twice to shut us down. I also sent an e-mail from the principal's account with a fake advisory video on one of the last days of school.

goldenfinch53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The girl that welded the car around a flag pole at your school was a pretty cool one, even made it on MTV

djp0505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woo! Stangs! 1-11 :(

Papa_Swanku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck LW go Rebs

OscarTheFrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol! Class of '01 here, Go Mustangs!!

Calypte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man, nothing cool happened at my school Liberty High. The one class Seattle Monolith recreation. Another class did something with bras. I don't think my class even did anything. Lame. :(

antmanlav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GO STANGS BABY!!!!!

tivooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we fucked you guys up in soccer.

antmanlav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When was this? I'm currently attending Redmond and we haven't been rivals with LW for years, we haven't played them in football or basketball since they moved down to the 3A conference. Fuck Eastlake though!!!!

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was in the 70s

lucky0225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What year did you graduate?

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated 76

Squidly21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redmond isn't even LW's rival...Juanita is

eat_a_diaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol my mum went there.

Trek7553 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My church rented your facility on Sundays. We would always joke about worshiping with the purple kangaroos. (main service was in the gym)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

09 grad, By the time I graduated from there I believe that entire image was gone.

I do know that the Kangaroo Mascot was a prank. The previous one was the hornets, and at games they would be called the horny hornets, so they decided to have a vote to change the mascot, and as a joke very one said kangaroo. Its stayed that way.

HurricaneJamal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eastlake lives

Ignorred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GO KANGS

BordomBeThyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My old high school (also the Mustangs, go figure) had a the silhouette of a horse painted on the back wall of the tennis courts. Someone painted a dick on the horse, but it was well-done enough that it took the administration over a month to notice and fix it.

iamtherob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

why did a school that had a team called the mustangs have a big picture of a kangaroo on the front? and why was it purple, ive seen a lotof roos, and i can tell you, NONE of them are purple

EricT59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Kangaroos were the rival school to the Mustangs.

Zubadi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I played them in Lacrosse every year. I always thought it was funny how they shortened it to 'Kangs to make it sound cooler.

Amj9412 ยท 1539 points ยท Posted at 23:05:40 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At graduation about 10-15 of us each had our own tubes of glitter and at the end when they say, we give you the class of 2012 or whatever instead of the graduation caps we threw the glitter in the air. The principal was not impressed. We also had "water fight Wednesday" which consisted of poking holes in the caps to water bottles and spraying the shit out of each other until one of our friends dumped a whole Gatorade bottle on someone and they had to change into gym clothes. Fun times.

Raymond890 ยท 846 points ยท Posted at 01:32:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lucky. We can't throw our caps up anymore because someone poked their eye out or some shit one year.

isaacjdavery ยท 343 points ยท Posted at 02:47:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did the same thing, they require that you hand it off when you get your diploma.

Raymond890 ยท 729 points ยท Posted at 02:50:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude at least you get your diploma at graduation. They keep ours as insurance in case we do something they don't like. We walk up to the stage to shake hands and then receive an empty diploma cover we had to pay $20. Then they later mail us our diploma.

isaacjdavery ยท 337 points ยท Posted at 02:54:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That actually fucking sucks. Though come to think of it, I don't think I got half the things I paid for in my "graduation package," but they expected me to show up to the school later in the summer to pick it up. Two years later and I'm fairly certain they've just thrown it all out by now.

Robobvious ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 06:46:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should show up looking for it and act angry and demand a refund when they can't produce it.

Revolver_Camelot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really hope he does this now

Askew_WAS_TAKEN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 3 weeks "remember me, motherfuckers?"

balzotheclown ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:49:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should go check, then throw a fit when they don't have it.

Copacetic_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean realistically when does anyone ever need their diploma to be in their possession? I guess if you needed another one you'd just go to your district office or something. The keep that shit on record

Trainwreck071302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine's in my attic, at least I think it's in my attic. Nobody ever needs one in their possession.

jbrittles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's been 6 years since mine. I'll probably never have it but I'm pretty sure my school keeps them for 4 years.

DickieJohnson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If I remember correctly I failed 12th grade on purpose because I couldn't afford the graduation package. I had to go to summer school.

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:11:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never went to pick up diploma years later my nephew told it was framed in one of the classrooms where where the teacher that I would flirt with had it.

[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 03:26:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At least they mailed you the diploma. My school made us show up like a week later to get it. I graduated already, I don't want to step foot in that shit hole again!

CatKittyMeowCat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:26:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I drove into the handicapped parking sign while going to pick up my diploma. Knocked it sideways and then re-parked in a different spot. I ran inside to grab my diploma never to be seen again!

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:39:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some dude pulled a hit and run on my car the last normal day of school. Needless to say I was pissed, but I just needed a new tail light (yeah for Tupperware Saturns!), but the dude that hit me needed a whole new front bumper. The little side reflector some cars have fell off his truck and I was able to figure out what kinda car it was (I think it was a Mercury Mountaineer), new bumpers for those were $300+. My junk yard tail light was $30. I actually say the truck a couple weeks later. The dude got a replacement bumper, but didn't get it painted. I knew it was him cause it was missing the passenger side reflector. He took off before I could do anything, but hey it cost him 10x more so fuck it.

Don't leave car parts at the scene of the crime when the victim works for an OEM part warehouse, all I need is the part number and I can narrow it down to a handful of models and years at most. More than likely your replacement will come through my work, all the sales records are there so I can pretty much find out who you are.

astro124 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:55:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and here I am thinking my school is bad by banning all senior pranks but hey, at least we get to have a normal graduation.

Scoop_Life ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:39:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh relevant story. I got my diploma held in this fashion because I performed in my schools battle of the bands and sang the lyrics "go to hell" during our song. It was a catholic school and they had told me to say "learn to spell" instead of the original lyrics. I was given more detentions than I could finish in my senior year and just completed as many as I could. I walked at graduation, received my empty diploma holder, and a week later my mother received an envelope from my school stating I would not be receiving my diploma until I finished my detention hours. She was mad, but my friend and I (who received a similar punishment for skipping class to see me perform) went to school to complete them at the same time, got epic breakfast burritos beforehand, and had a breakfast club moment with a few other classmates. Wasnt all bad in the end.

Addendum: Caught the old lady dean smoking a cigarette while we served our detentions. She returned to supervise and I made a show of taking a big sniff and saying "something smells like cigarettes." She went back into her office and didnt come back out.

EurekaMinus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same type of thing, but they don't even do the courtesy of mailing it to us. We have to go pick it up 2 weeks after graduation day.

machinaesupremacies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is how most high schools and universities operate.

PlamenDrop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As if anyone has ever or will ever asked to see my high school diploma.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had the same deal. Didn't go and just picked my diploma up three days later.

lurchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was the same way in my high school except my graduating class was only 79. It didn't make sense.

Chocowayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school required us to go and get it at some point after. I'm in my second semester of college, and I have not picked mine up yet.

icrispyKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same exact thing for me

Balticataz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my college graduation we got handed fake diplomas that had student loan counseling flyers inside, I was trying not to laugh my ass off the rest of the time.

TacQT1me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lmao i didn't go to graduation and i never got my diploma. it doesn't even matter

CaptainDeadpool69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same. I worked my ass off for 3.25 years of high school to get an empty folder

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We picked ours up when the ceremony was over. If you fucked up you and your parents came in on Monday to discuss your behavior and get your diploma

Leaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure which is worse.... My school did the same handing an empty cover thing except we had to go to a classroom on campus immediately after receiving our cover to get the diploma instead of getting it in the mail. The idea being that you are away from the main body so the only crap you can pull is while leaving the parking lot. So after a 2.5 hour long ceremony we were expected to form a giant line and wait for our diplomas. I was senior class speaker so I got a front row seat and was able to get out before the line piled up but I know people who were there until 11:30 at night waiting for theirs.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
JustusGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure this is standard practice, both so you don't fuck anything up at the last minute and because the ceremony is usually before your final grades are in, so you might not have actually graduated.

burtwart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school also made us do this. Dumbest shit ever.

onecrazyginger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school mailed them since our ceremony was the weekend before we actually finished and they wanted to make sure we showed up. We also had to hand our caps off as we crossed. I wore one of those inflateable sumo suits under my gown with a co2 cannister attached so I could inflate it. When I gave them my cap, I also pulled my gown over my head, handed it to the person and inflated the suit. I proceeded to waddle down the isle and try to sit back down but couldn't since I overinflated the suit. Good times.

Wheream_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't be too hurt. I don't even know where my HS diploma is at this point. About to graduate college though, u know I won't lose that shit.

insomniac20k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did that to us to ensure no one threw a hat. Turns out they weren't willing to withhold the entire class' diplomas.

fishnjim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is what they did at my school- except when the diploma came in the mail my name was misspelled. Good thing I never had to use it.

resting_parrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did that when I graduated from high school and college. I don't think they were withholding the diplomas at my school though. It is probably just easier to mail them out than to fill them and have them in perfect order.

angry_badger32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They mailed you yours? Cheap bastards made us come back a week later and pick it up.

manesag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same, private school?

Raymond890 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. Still a public high school.

SkwisgaarSkwigelfAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's how it was for me sorta;

We walked across, shook hands, got an empty cover, took pics then sat back down. After it was all done we threw our caps, then went outside to a table about 50 feet and got our package with the papers in them.

Juggernauticall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same for us. I thought that was the norm.

brittcity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

same dude!! my graduating class was so bad during our graduation that the next year they forced everyone to come back later get their diploma

reesejenks520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did the same, except we hado to pick it up at the school afterward

Rodents210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here. But they gave us the covers for free.

Phat_l00t_rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a rolled up piece of paper with a ribbon on it... Then you walk across the school to get your diploma and other stuff

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So do we, you just throw them up and pick one up after you chuck it. That's what we did.

xxxcockandballs69xxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school was private, catholic, close to DC so we have our graduation at the "Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception" (a big ass church that the pope was just at). Therefore shenanigans of any kind are strictly forbidden, this includes any throwing of caps, smiling, making any noise, or celebrations of any kind, no matter how small. To enforce this they withold our diplomas and instead give us a paper saying congratulations god bless you or something and then mail it to us later.

isaacjdavery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similar: Catholic High school in Chicago. Holy Name Cathedral.

PNW_EMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They gave us carnations to throw. NOT THE SAME.

Ittybittykittycommit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:47:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We couldn't throw our caps because "the event is formal" and shit like that. Graduation was honestly so horrible I wouldn't have walked had my family not been there. It was hot as all hell, my shoes hurt my feet, the 800 kids in my class didn't hardly fit on the bleachers, they had the sign language club sign the national anthem while it was sung but the choir and the club had never practiced together except for like once the week before during grad practice and it was very obvious and on top of that the choir did one of those awful redone national anthems where they make up their own stupid melody and it was like three hours long and we didn't even get to throw our caps.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Ittybittykittycommit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was outdoors but they said no posters no balloons no noisemakers and no being especially loud or you'd be asked to leave. The only thing they could do was clap and cheer a little bit during the pause before the next student was announced. I can't imagine no noise at all though that's way over doing it

Eye_of_the_Storm ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:39:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I purposely sent mine sailing right at the one kid I hated. Hit an ex girlfriend instead.

nightwing2024 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They told us we weren't allowed to throw our caps up.

Said anyone who did would not get their diploma.

Literally everyone, in a moment of final defiance, got together and it was agreed to do it anyway.

And we did. And it was cool.

You can't stop an entire class from graduating.

steezefries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I threw my cap up super high and it came straight down and I caught it. Looked like a fucking dweeb.

PheonixWrightTIFU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class before me bought and threw a bunch of bagels.

gunner_jensen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't get caps OR gowns at our high school graduation.

108241 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got told we couldn't throw our caps, everyone did it anyway. One got caught in a light and caught on fire. Luckily the building didn't catch on fire as we all stood there looking at it burning. Future classes are not allowed to throw their caps, but I'm not sure they believe the story about a cap catching on fire.

rubydrops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Destroyed by the weakest link.

Should have done it anyway, was the ceremony going to be abruptly stopped so he could put you in detention or keep you from graduating? It'll make national news if superintendent decides they're not going to let students graduate.

Macinsocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They didn't even want us moving the tassel over.

Blake_Majer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class at my school two years ago got in trouble for throwing their caps up. It was a pretty big deal in my area.

tonyz723 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We actually had that same rule, but one of our teachers was really cool and told us basically "You can't throw your caps up, but when you DO, don't look up!"

leadabae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school got fake roses for us to throw instead...I mean, at least it was something, but caps would've been cooler.

NamedomRan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you go to WW1 German soldier reenactment school?

Rodents210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every school gives that excuse.

giraffecause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do they let you use real scissors?

Philipjfry85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Almost noone im my class three theres, we all wanted to keep ours.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school told us not to. So we did anyway. What are they gonna lose funding by not graduating all of the graduating class?

Eaglesun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:43:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We also had "water fight Wednesday" which consisted of poking holes in the caps to water bottles and spraying the shit out of each other until one of our friends dumped a whole Gatorade bottle on someone and they had to change into gym clothes. Fun times.

The seniors at our school had "Techno Tuesdays" for the majority of the school year. Every Tuesday you would hear techno music blaring in the hallways and kids would carry boomboxes around with them in between classes playing their tunes. it was chaotic as fuck.

I loved it.

higs87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:26:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. You are Satan spawn.

JetBlue7337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all got silly string and spray it on the principal and each other at the end instead of throwing caps.

SamiTheBystander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshman the seniors did that water fight thing, except with bottles, squirt guns, and balloons.

Oh and one other thing

It was 50% water 50% bleach. So many people's clothes got ruined, and for the rest of that year they banned water bottles.

hobbit-boy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We couldn't have water bottles since some kids would put vodka in them to drink while at school EDIT: a word

Not_Stalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all celebrated in the middle of the ceremony. We blew up beach balls and had party poppers and everything - it was at a completely random time. Then the beach balls kept going while people were giving speeches and all that

TheTweets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The water bottle thing was big one summer, people used to use pencils and teeth to break the thinner plastic of the bottle itself near the bottom.

I hated it, it was worse when people started aiming at the crotch.

justaddbooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poke very small hole in water bottle caps and slyly spray people that are wearing beige pants near their groin, when you are walking in the busy halls.

The hole is small so the spray is barely noticeable. Once they do notice you've sprayed them, it's too late and it looks like they've pissed themselves. Usually they won't even notice until someone laughs at them.

ShittyMcNugget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of the seniors did this a few years ago but someone put bleach inside their water bottle. It got sprayed into a girls eyes (shocking i know). Now the school doesn't allow water bottles and checks the students cars for water balloons and such

Shisno_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My freshman year of high school involved a big ass water fight on the last day... the sheer number of girls that wore white t-shirts and no bras... o_0 This was the late 90's.

prying_open_my3rdeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly I hate it when people throw glitter in the air or blow it onto you. Shit gets everywhere and it's definitely on my list of 10 least favorite substances.

Minisquirrelturds ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame

HEYdontIknowU ยท 2624 points ยท Posted at 23:22:41 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone threw a pillowcase with about 20 mice onto the basketball court during half-time when the cheerleaders were performing.

This was during the middle of winter and the mice were in someone's trunk. So they threw the bag and some mice fell out, but even the ones that fell out didn't move due to being left out in the cold. The principal got to them right away and started picking them up and putting them back in the pillowcase. One of the mice that he picked up bit him and he flung his hand instinctively to get it off and he launched it against the wall. The principal had to get a rabies shot as a result. The week after, many people got called down to the dean's office for interrogation, myself included.

[deleted] ยท 988 points ยท Posted at 00:17:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did someone get caught/called out?

Deathaplenty ยท 3501 points ยท Posted at 00:52:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They probably had a rat.

[deleted] ยท 1081 points ยท Posted at 01:26:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 01:54:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rhats are dumb.

wise_comment ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:55:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why am I being downvoted?

definetelytrue ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rhats r dumb.

Edit: Spelling

LordGoss1138 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:19:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no u

csbsju_guyyy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for your suggestion

Fifth5Horseman ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

edit: speling

Jazst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:53:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed way too hard at this comment. Then I stopped. Then I started laughing again. Etc.

IAmAWizard_AMA ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:03:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Geraffes are so dumb

vechmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:08:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stupid short ferrets

ClintRenee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take your fucking upvote.

khanhcept ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:54:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that wasn't very mice of them

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Daaaaaaaaad!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am dirt poor to give you gold, but have a humble upvote.

HEYdontIknowU ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:12:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep. One student confessed and another former student was in on it. I was asked to help though, but I'm no rat.

Hi_ImLogan ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:54:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. Snitches get stitches

Slaymaster186 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bitches

higs87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bubs disagrees

scoutmorgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grass gets cut.

thatwasnotkawaii ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck off

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What? Do you agree with snitching?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High schoolers are known to rat each other out from time to time...

Kittonberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody got ratted out.

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:34:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Cyno01 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:01:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, got bitten by a mouse one time. Doc said i didnt need any shots.

HEYdontIknowU ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The shot was probably just a precaution, or more likely it was some rumor someone told me definitively and teenage me bought it.

Rizzpooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still, rabies shots really suck

Kind_of_Fucked_Up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And if they knew which mouse it was that bit him wouldn't they be able to test the mouse for rabies before giving the principal the treatment for rabies?

inquirewue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's no ordinary rabbit!

lexattack ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:08:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some jackasses my senior decided to put mice in everyone's locker. Those little tiny feeder mice. No one knew about it, so the next morning everyone is throwing their books and shit in their lockers and accidentally killing these mice. So a few of us spent at least 2 hours trying to collect as many mice as possible. And to top it all off the assholes who did it spray painted them all blue. Like, actual spray paint. If they didn't die from being smashed they died from asphyxiation. We tried to save as many as we could. It was fucked up.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:20:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, some peoples kids.

dokuhabi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:21:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why the fuck would someone even think about such shit?.. I would be crushed to pieces if I'd found a tiny mouse in this crappy situation...

permittedcow ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:02:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is like the least funny/creative prank of all time

permittedcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:35 on April 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a trump supporter!

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 01:50:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're the animals ok :(

ninjelephant ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 03:48:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like your typo, because it makes me imagine that you are one of the mice from that prank all grown up and on the Internet.

"We're the mice, OK? :("

xXD347HXx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:36:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had no idea it was a typo until your comment.

YaBoyMax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wow, I thought he was trying to make a philosophical statement or something. I didn't even realize it was a typo.

ThatHotAsian ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:05:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

middle of winter

were in someone's trunk

I highly doubt many of them were alive during the prank :(

stretchcharge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But I don't want to be an animal :(

Rain12913 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure they were fine after thawing but then they were promptly stomped on by the janitor.

HEYdontIknowU ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:06:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly have no idea. I doubt they were given proper homes though.

mousymous ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:58:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's honestly really cruel. Letting creatures freeze to death for a stupid prank. Great job.

A7XGlock ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:29:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He may have been lying about the shot. I got bit by a rat/mouse/vole/some bastard rodent and the ER said that the shot wasn't necessary because they don't live long enough after they contract rabies to be infectious.

SlinkiestMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similar thing happened at my school a few years back except they released mice (or maybe rats, I don't remember for sure) into the vent system (think like Ned's declassified vents). Students involved ended up getting arrested for various reason, animal cruelty among them because they basically kept the animals in a bucket. It was pretty terrible, honestly

JPLangley ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:02:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it's just a prank bro

enskatekeni ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:42:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice don't get rabbis'.....

Fuck phones I'm not editing

Reddisaurusrekts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man, I feel bad for the mice =/

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Animal cruelty? It's just a prank, bro!

giraffecause ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my college, someone put a snake in the toilet. And they emptied the fire extinguishers all over the place, too.

blalokjpg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

he launched it against the wall

Melotonius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We smuggled live pigeons into the state championship football game and released them when our team scored. It was kind of cool.

xXxNacho3739xXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mice can't get rabies.

FleetAdmiralCrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had eight grocery bags full of confetti at the first basketball game of the year. When we scored the first basket, we threw all the confetti from the stands onto the court. We were removed from the game and it took some time to clean off the court.

MsOedipaMaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:53:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think one gets a "rabies shot". they get many of them. Usually for bats and dogs and raccoons.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The principal did not get a rabies shot because he was bitten by a mouse, that is bullshit.

the_421_Rob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone released thousands of crickets into our school just the kind from a regular old pet store... Turns out the school had to shut down and call in pest control to take care of it, the school cafeteria was closed for 2 weeks after the whole thing too.

leadabae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't they just kill the animal that bites you and check to see if it had rabies?

little-bam-bambi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:54 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The way I imagined this to have occurred inside my head is absolutely hysterical.

quenishi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:16 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have a pet snake... assumed that the mice were already dead until halfway through the story... dead mice can stink something awful.

ChiefGraypaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:08 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of the teachers totally supported senior pranks at my school, thought they were hilarious etc., but they were all ADAMANT that it was unacceptable to involve animals in your pranks. I remember one year the kids put goldfish in all the toilets and it was a huge issue. No one was amused by that one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No RATgrets

DrProbably ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:52:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boo

cubedude719 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:46:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody did something similar at our graduation! We're all sitting there in our gowns and caps, and then someone released a large mouse onto the field. You could imagine the commotion caused by the squeamish, girly girls who hated mice. Wasn't much, but it was a nice touch.

[deleted] ยท 2832 points ยท Posted at 23:16:21 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Hired a mariachi band to play at lunchtime and made one of the classrooms look like the Kill Room from Dexter. We did lots of other random bullshit throughout campus (like filling classrooms with balloons and pitching a tent on the roof) but those first two were the cool ones, imo.

My high school was hella small (37 kids in my graduating class) so the administration actually allowed the seniors a senior prank day and senior cut day, and we had three of our teachers help set up. I know it seems like against the point to have the principal be in on the prank and cut day, but it actually made for a pretty wonderful tradition at my school. It was more like "seniors plan funny surprises for the school and get the day off" day.

Edit: whoa, way more redditors from the Sacramento area than I would have expected. Hi fellow Sackies!

Edit: Wow, even running into a few other Redditors from my teeny tiny school on this thread :) Go Waves! ๐ŸŒŠ

earthboy17 ยท 1194 points ยท Posted at 23:23:01 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where in Northern California was this?

[deleted] ยท 951 points ยท Posted at 23:24:45 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit. Were you in my high school class, or something? Or is this just based on my use of "hella"?

Sacramento.

earthboy17 ยท 619 points ยท Posted at 23:32:45 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha "hella". :)

What part? I was there on Sunday, on my way back from Tahoe.

I'm in the east bay, fwiw.

[deleted] ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 00:26:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha here I was trying to figure out which of my former classmates would choose the username "earthboy" and it was tough, cause they all would! (It was quite the Hippy School). Are you familiar with the Sacramento area? My school was in Fair Oaks, which is in my opinion, the most beautiful suburb of them all, being right on the American River and whatnot.

Unfortunately I'm not too familiar with the bay, though I love it every time I get the chance to visit :)

RustyKnickerbocker ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 03:18:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

was it a waldorf school?

[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 03:21:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You bet it was. Do you know about Waldorf schools?

RustyKnickerbocker ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:53:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

grades 5-11 myself!

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:59:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No way! I love running into other Waldorf kids outside of Waldorf. Your school wasn't in California, was it?

RustyKnickerbocker ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:40:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nope, in ontario canada

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you miss Michaelmas? I do.

The-Potato-Lord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not u/rustyknickerbocker but I went to a Waldorf school too; weirdly I do miss all those traditions and festivals. At the time some seemed crazy but now I miss them sometimes just because of the craziness.

RustyKnickerbocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i miss santa lucia festival

chemisus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:50:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to school in Waldorf, MD when I was growing up.

Oddly enough, I now live in Fair Oaks, VA.

boobiesiheart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hi neighbor. I work in Oakton.

chemisus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:41 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello. I'm right by Fair Oaks mall. Work in Alexandria.

boobiesiheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:40 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aw...I use to live in Alexandria. Lol

The-Potato-Lord ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:19:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this a Reddit Waldorf meet up? I went to one from grade 1-10 but in the UK. It's crazy but I never thought I'd meet fellow Steiner kids on here although I guess you're probably using handmade wooden keyboards and a knitted PC.

Beardy_Will ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a steiner school up the road from me, and all of the parents and kids look fuckin' mental.

The-Potato-Lord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh I wouldn't deny that some Steiner kids and parents are "fuckin' mental" it really depends on a case by case basis though. Some schools just happen to have a higher concentration of weirdos. Where abouts do you live?

Beardy_Will ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bristol, so that speaks for itself!

The-Potato-Lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:09 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Say no more ahaha. I think that may actually happen to be one of those idiot saturated schools.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yay! Waldorf Kids unite! Don't worry, I'm posting this comment by the light of my beeswax candle. Ugh, I miss it so much.

I'm hella lucky because I have a five year old step-brother who just started Waldorf kindergarten, so I get to watch the journey all over again :')

Mrhappyfacee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:42:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waldorf kid checking in! I went from grades 1-9, really appreciate what the school did for me growing up, now when I look back. But during my time there not so much

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dang, I was only there for high school.

captpiggard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:04:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've lived in Sac (Orangevale/citrus heights) basically my entire life and have never heard of Waldorf...

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:36:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, most people think it's some made up wizard school. And it pretty much is.

captpiggard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. Looks like I am a muggle after all...

snootch_to_the_looch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I grew up and graduated from high school in Orangevale. There is a Waldorf charter school on Filbert and Central.

captpiggard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Casa?

snootch_to_the_looch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup! Good ol' Casa...

captpiggard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was definitely an interesting experience, wasn't it? haha

snootch_to_the_looch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To say the least... Let's just say that I'm glad that I have no reason to ever go back there. My class didn't even have a 10 year reunion. Which I suppose aren't necessarily commonplace, but not unheard of either.

captpiggard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm coming up on my ten year and haven't heard a peep. I am very okay with that.

snootch_to_the_looch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My thoughts exactly. I was definitely not heartbroken when I didn't hear anything. Doubtful I would have even gone.

crappenheimers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

El Camino here. same, never heard of it.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:43:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

waldor Oh shit! Your school has a fucking llama!

We used to play you in baseball :P

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi fellow sacramentan!

Hahaha, we have a cow, pig, and sheep too! The llama was the best part though. Balboa was the llama when I went there, but I think he died :(

Sk2222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:23:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! I know this school! I went to Bella Vista myself (Just graduated), but I have a friend or two that attended that Waldorf school! I actually used to start my runs for XC practice right next to the main gate bye that bike trail.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's awesome! Lol, I can't get over what a small world it is :) the river trail is beautiful, eh? I live pretty close to an access point myself, definitely helps make exercise more enjoyable to a lazy one like myself.

Sk2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yes, I LOVE that river! From running XC and Track & Field, I spent almost every day after school at it for 4 years! Im off at college right now, but after leaving I realized how much I took the river for granted!

wilberforce707 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

me too 1st through 9th. sonoma, marin, novato

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No way! I think one or two of my friends went to Sonoma Waldorf for lower school, I'm not 100% sure though. What was your graduation year? I was 2011, so if you're somewhere around there you might know my friends lol

wilberforce707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:57 on April 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2004 but Sonoma Waldorf closed down not too many years after I left. I ended up at Marin Waldorf then Novato charter which was Waldorf based. That's crazy though

drunkbusdriver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha were you at stockmans for that Waldorf get together thing a month or so ago?

laneowns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:48:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stockmans! the waldorf alumni hub haha

Quiet_things ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You play basketball there? I went to your rival school!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, no, I'm no athlete. Did you go to Country Day? They were the closest we had to a rival when I was there. Oh, we hated those kids [for pretty much no reason].

Slurpinslurpees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad teaches at that Waldorf school!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What?? Really? Does he teach high school? What subject?

I graduated not thaaaat long ago, so I may have had him!

Slurpinslurpees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He just started a last school year, he teaches Algebra and Chem

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, cool! Well I hope he enjoys it and the students aren't too hard on him. They can be pretty mischievous, those Waldorf kids.

Slurpinslurpees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, he really likes it. He previously taught at another private school in Carmichael but he is really liking the style of Waldorf schools

Youre_all_worthless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No

crazyhorse45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, do you?

Fausuto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waldorf school in Austin is a big cess of anti-tech/anti-vax people with hella asperger's

The-Potato-Lord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tragically there are some real idiots with kids in Waldorf schools, most of us try to avoid contact with them; mainly to escape the rampant measles and mumps outbreaks they cause.

lynk7927 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waldorf unite!

The-Potato-Lord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:21:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UK Waldorfian checking in am I late for the party?

JV19 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:06:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to Granite Bay, not too far away.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:49:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rocklin says hi

TheVajDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yuba does as well

BlanketFace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:23:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woodcreek here

SorcerersPledge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get outta here weedcreek, cokemont says high.

Cocobender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too. Big World...

dizzydame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roseville High alumnae checking in

hawaiianpunch247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fellow GB grad! What year?

Swing_Right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yet another GB alumni checking in

Sk2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Recent Bella Vista grad checking in too!

Disnam ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:04:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg I live in Fair Oaks! I went to Jesuit actually. We didn't pull a senior prank because we had one of the most troublesome class. Fun times

laneowns ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:48:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice we have a Jesbian on reddit!

Disnam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:03:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol Fuck yeah dude!

drunkbusdriver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey so do I!

Zachdoee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Modesto! we are all hella close

Potatomesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Florin High student here. Was that paid highschool worth it? No idea what actually happens there, I assume all you do is sip tea and play golf all day..

Disnam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:05:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think so, especially for some of the non-academic opportunities like retreats. Lol nah we just drew dicks everywhere

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No way! Reddit is a small world :) there was another user who commented from Fair Oaks as well! Fair Oaks is awesome, I secretly wish I lived there.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:14:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha no way :) I wish I grew up there. I grew up in Elk Grove. Ain't shit cool about elk grove :(

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha no way, Reddit is a small world :) Was it a Starbucks that you worked at out there? (I noticed your comment history, now I feel hella creepy, whatever) I have many good memories at the store on Waterman and Elk Grove. If you ever worked there, I probably got a cup of coffee from you at some point lol.

Or really if you've worked at any Starbucks in the Sac area, I've probably gotten a cup of coffee from you at some point... I have a bit of a coffee habit lol.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yay, congratulations :) I hope the next chapter in your life is exciting and awesome!

CptJango ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fellow Elk Grovian checking in!

RageOfTreebeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You have the prettiest McDonald's of them all at the Sheldon Rd exit! Seriously it's breathtaking

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha! This made me laugh out loud.

RageOfTreebeard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:10:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live right across the river in Rancho Cordova. I'll start throwing rocks across and if one of them hits you, let me know!

DiscordsTerror ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:11:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just fuck already...

HeyImSkinny ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:33:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Always weird seeing your hometown on Reddit, fair oaks reporting in

Ansoros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea fair oaks is really pretty, I live right next to it. Although I have no idea what high school there is in there and I'm a junior lol

xtreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from fair oaks! Didn't go to school there, but loved our place. It really is beautiful there. I lived near the village

crappenheimers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

El Camino here. a cousin went to elk grove. heard good things

lynk7927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Considering this conversation is between 'earthboy17' and you went to a 'hippy school' I'm 99% positive I know which school your talking about. I didnt go to your school but one similar in south sac area (not the best but our school was a little diamond in the rough to say the least). Our schools did quite a few events together (unless I'm mistaken)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was it a Waldorf school?? I went to Sac Waldorf :)

lynk7927 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I knew it! Yup. At the time it was called John Morse but they moved the campus and now it's called Alice Birney.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I've heard of John Morse!! Good to meet you, fellow Sacramento area waldorfian :)

wimpymist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Citrus heights!! I'll see myself out as one of the lamer suburbs

earthboy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sadly, my username refers to my big head, not for my love of the environment.

Kyyul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Citrus Heights here, posting up.

PurpleRained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from Elk Grove; I remember hearing about this prank! Good to see all the Sacramento people congregating here.

Rudayb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like country day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Country Day is the enemy :(

Juggernauticall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to live in Citrus Heights for awhile.

VequalsIZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waldorf

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No way! Did you go to the high school? What years were you there?

Edit: go waves

bunsbuggy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:05:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can confirm i'm from norcal and we all say hella

tc3590 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:26:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I say hella all the time. Hella NorCal.

phlegmbotz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Squarefield here. Flatlands. 707. Hella.

BeastlyMGee1337 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:30:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from tahoe too! Southshore

begentlewithme ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:05:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL 'hella' is a Northern California thing and I've picked it up from my friends inadvertently. I live in the east coast.

EthanWeber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in NY I say hella. So does everyone else. I think it's just common slang.

_pH_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Recognize Campolindo or Miramonte?

OSUCOWBOY1129 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Used to play waterpolo at campo.

_pH_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I lived in Moraga for a few years, went to Camino Pablo and then JM, would have gone to Campo but ended up in Florida instead.

OSUCOWBOY1129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was more from the Concord/Clayton area

earthboy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lived in Concord. Walnut Creek now.

localhostrulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, whoa. I went to Campo and JM.

_pH_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you 22 +/- 1 year?

localhostrulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, 19. (2014 Campo grad.) Dang, I'm not sure we overlapped then, maybe a year at JM.

_pH_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe right when you were coming in and I was going out, I left for Florida the summer of 2008 after 8th grade. Is the fence still broken on the side of JM near the shipping container, with the paths down to the creek?

localhostrulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OK, so overlapping by a year then.

I'm not sure about the fence - I haven't been out on those fields in years. I know the high schools (all of the Acalanes district) quite well from working summers there though.

Green_Bay_Fappers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im also in the east bay

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

South bay checking in

WhatIsHomura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fremont here!

justaratinacage510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aaaayyyyeeee the sunny side of the bay!!

MyKindOfLullaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from the East Bay too! That's hella cool :p

Krypt0night ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've been in the east bay for a few years now. At least it's affordable compared to sf haha

earthboy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Affordable in the same way as "hey, it's hot here on Mercury, but it's much more reasonable than the sun!"

Krypt0night ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately :(

Frankthebank22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easy bay hype.

the_penis_sommelier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where in the east bay? I'm in Berkeley. :D

almostaccepted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ahh tahoe! What a beautiful place

seritchey89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from Sac too! Did you ever hear about the senior prank in '06 at a HS in Arden where a kid hacked into the bell system and the bells rang at the start of 6th period for almost an hour straight!!! He almost didnt graduate even! I was a junior at the time but it rocked because we all got out of because we all got out of class early!!!

localhostrulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, where in the east bay? I'm from there.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I left on Sunday and I'm pretty sure I saw you near squaw valley

MrMason522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tf is this shit I'm east coast and say hella on the daily

Bourbon_Munch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

East bay checking in. Sup.

c3connolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

East Bay! Where u at?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

P-town?

23lf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:01:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or is this just based on my use of "hella"?

Now realizing that the term "hella" is a colloquialism from Cali. I use it nonstop and didn't notice.

earthboy17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Specifically Northern California.

"I'm from the Bay where we hyphy and go dumb From the soil where them rappers be getting their lingo from."

If someone says "the" before a highway number, they're from Southern California.

Krypt0night ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup, I say "the" before freeway numbers and I've gotten shit for it up here

kinetic54 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep. My dad grew up in SoCal, so I grew up hearing a the before every freeway. So I say it, and get a weird looks or people asking me why I say it that way. Even my SO.

enlou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I lived in Indiana for 22 years (am now 23) and used hella for a very long time.

kr580 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:01:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you said "...for a hella long time." I might've believed you.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:29:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was the name of your school?

JeanLucRetard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What year did this go down, I am a Sacramentonian.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was 2011

JeanLucRetard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm out of the loop, I was 2001 at West Campus. Sounds like fun.

calistorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Kings!

Get9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was under the impression that "hella" was a word used all over California. I never knew anyone growing up that said it (I'm from Pennsylvania), but every show that featured some character from CA also featured "hella."

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha where in PA are you from? I actually went to college in the Lehigh Valley! I miss it :(

Get9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I'm from about five hours away in a little town called Pittsburgh.

I understand. I live in Taiwan, now, and I miss PA as well.

psyduckyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antelope, CA checking in c:

bxfz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sacramento checking in.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A 37 student graduating class in sac? Was this a private schol?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it was. The public school I attended previously was much larger, around 500 in each class.

TheLordOfRabbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

till now I thought this was my school. Monterrey.

lazypotato23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from stockton! Hella ghetto.

kr580 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it true that that's mainly a California thing? Lots of people I know in St Louis use it too

aomines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eey, used to live in Roseville.

TheVajDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I'm representing YC!!!!

TIL edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hella

koolaidistheshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heh firdt thing i thought too. I didnt realize we had schools that small around here tho. I'm south sac.. Like vineyard area. Huge schools out here. I think my cousins graduating class was over 500 kids.. They rented out the kings stadium for grad day

viola0shredder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We use hella out here in the Midwest as well. Chicago is hella cold

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See "hella" is starting to spread to SoCal, I've seen.

arudnoh ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol everywhere has "hella," dude. It's on TV and shit too.

ghostphantom ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hella is used everywhere.

jaltair9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds like my high school in Michigan. Everything fits except the prank itself.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YES!

fuckboystrikesagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from Seattle and we say hella a lot.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:27 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. First thing I thought too when reading "Hella."

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:25:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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KushBlazer69 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha dw, college (if you're going) makes up for it 100000 times.

ShaneDAWS0N ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:57:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually it makes a lot of sense to let the kids do the pranks and the skip days. Because then the kids aren't getting all wild with the pranks because they don't want to ruin it for everyone. And the skip days are basically a "I can't stop you from skipping so I'm might as well embrace it and help schedule a few."

senorprank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:14:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seรฑor Prank

ad895 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:59:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We also had a mariachi band but we had them follow our principal around the whole day.

laneowns ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:47:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woah woah woah, who is this? You must've been in Sacramento Waldorf class of 2014!

runnerkid518 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redding here. Can't believe your graduating class was smaller than my 65 people. That must have made dating real fun. /s

SciGuy013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rancho Mirage here (SoCal). I graduated with 17 kids.

Xandralis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dang, beat me to it. VT, 18 kids

pixleight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

East Millinocket, Maine here. I was one of had 38.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I teach at high as school with its own mariachi group. Every year I tell them it would be a great fundraiser/prank to have people pay $1 a minute for them to follow the principal around while playing for a day. They still haven't done it.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to SWS for grades 4 and 5. This is surreal.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No way! A few other people from SWS have commented as well. It's so strange, I would never have expected to run into anyone from Waldorf on here!

aminobeano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What sac school was this?

LowlySlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My schools smaller, and the principle said "I'll know who's responsible." Of course, everyone at my schools an idiot, so no one has thoug ht of anything anyway. In case you were wondering how much smaller, my graduating class has 36 people.

arcade-water ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, your graduating class was the size of my entire school! We also had a prank day, but it was actually a week. We would pull off sever all pranks during the week, fun times.

camjwong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Once I had an aunt named Margot and she lived in Fargo and made an embargo with Mr. Largo from the Simpsons

Phex_Sevlaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus I think my graduating class was upwards of 600

snackies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought you said snackies and it almost felt like I had a friend.

Kira757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EGUSD ftw!

scobeavs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our teachers warned us there would be a test large enough to fail the class in every class on Senior Ditch Day. Fortunately at the ripe age of 18 we were all able to figure out that they couldn't fail the entire senior class, so we all ditched anyways. Except for one. She was lonely that day.

Edit: also hella

VikingHedgehog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were allowed senior skip day too. I just went anyway because they bribed us to come in most classes, get out of a test in the future in some, snacks in another. And I knew I would be one of like 4 so I would do Jack shit all day. Went in and there was s large storage room off the journalism classroom. I just took a nap on the couch in there at one point because I had two back to back English classes in that room and was the. Only one there. Teacher didn't care. Good times.

Somechick92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have this is in Aus, its called muck up day here. We pretty much all just wait to see what random shit they do. Its not uncommon to have your class interrupted by people mid balloon or paint fight, one year our oval was taken over by cows too, that one was pretty interesting.

Nexessor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I found somebody who says "hella"! Life is Strange was right!

Autumnsprings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:53:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior skip day was snowed out and we never rescheduled another one. Also, while our unofficial class motto was "roll the weed, roll the dough, we're the class of double oh!" we never got senior shirts either. Wonder why...

TheNecromancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds a bit like how mine was. We turned the main atrium of the school building into a party, invited younger classes to it then spent the day cocking about - water pistol raids on classes, kidnapping teachers, having a football match and shit like that.

TheGiddySPARTAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hired a mariachi band to play at lunchtime

My school already does this for us, the best part is that we also have a shortage on paper and printer ink, so teachers could only print class copies and could only print like 30 of them. So at least we had our does of mexican mariachi at lunch.

marbear77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love the mariachi band idea so much. One kid tried to order pizza during lunch when I was a senior but the faculty patrols the hallways during lunch and the delivery guy was asked to leave with the pizza. The kid paid over the phone with his card and didnt get a refund. I hated that prison.

Dedod_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where can I hire a mariachi? I actually want to try this now

arkham42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:30:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pitching a tent on the roof

scotscott ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:03:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. 37 kids. Bitch please. There were less than ten in my graduating class. I was one of three students from my freshman year.

EmiliaClarkeDoMe ยท 6166 points ยท Posted at 22:42:11 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our whole class gathered into a circle in the front of the school and pretended that two kids were fighting in the middle (screaming, video recording, etc.). Eventually the school's police officer and some teachers pushed everyone away to find two kids playing a game of chess.

-eDgAR- ยท 5308 points ยท Posted at 23:28:36 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend's school did this, but instead two people playing chess it was just two cans of soda.

Drxdy ยท 4618 points ยท Posted at 01:26:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In our school, everyone would gather around chanting "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" and in the middle, 2 people would be playing Rock Paper Scissors. Good times.

deadla104 ยท 5486 points ยท Posted at 04:09:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My school was pretty boring they just clenched their fist and hit each other

Edit: a word

A_Baconing_Narwhal ยท 1952 points ยท Posted at 04:33:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't even clench their second?

gesy17 ยท 2125 points ยท Posted at 06:02:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand the edit because of your reply.

Emerald_Triangle ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 06:20:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand your reply because it's in English

Ofishillyasian ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:26:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand

Mattyman131 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:33:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ยฟNo hablo inglรฉs?

hottentots ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:46:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Olรฉ!

VikingTeddy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:46:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Help! My reddit has turned spanish!

gesy17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skol

VikingTeddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:59 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skรฅl.

AvocadoIsAFruit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:26:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Josรฉ Jalapeno on a stick!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hon hon hon, baguette.

psycheduck ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 10:36:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's an anti-humor joke - it is so literal that it adds amusement value.

This comment adds none tho. :(

Intnop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

woosh

psycheduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's an anti-humor joke - it is so literal that it adds amusement value.

My comment is describing itself. More meta than you could possibly understand.

Intnop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:15 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's so meta, even this acronym.

mrRonSwanHuh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:47:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand the edit because I saw your reply about his/her reply

karlkloppenborg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because that's the way humans do.

mictur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:09:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I gave him an upvote because of your reply.

thedeliriousdonut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:18:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually didn't even get it until your reply, because I thought Narwhal was saying second fist because fist was singular rather than plural.

But then you said your thing, which prompted me to understand that fist was the edited word, which meant that it was first rather than fist.

Great teamwork all around.

GoozePaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too!

MechaNickzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still makes sense

SHPLUMBO ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:22:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I relate to this.

allsortsashit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:37:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understood the reply because of your comment.

hikekorea ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand how to clench now

Lord_of_the_Trees ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand your reply because of his reply [7]

AlM96 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand your reply because of the edit.

Kraymur ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand the reply because I didn't read the edit, but read your reply instead.

Widget76 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:58:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I respect the reply but don't understand the elements of the edit.

echosixwhiskey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

1/2, that school sucked

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No just one. The other hands were bound together.

B1GTOBACC0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A first clencher almost sounds like a delicious cold beverage.

Im_Dorothy_Harris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was an inner-city school, so they had to share one.

UrArsenal ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:35:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's making me clinch my #2.

Haxxtastic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't even clench their second?

I see your value now

axg12 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:27:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clenched their first.... their first what???

LogicalEmotion7 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:59:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Their firstborn sons, duh.

aykcak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pffft. What year is this? Equal rights dude! People now clench their firstborn, whatever their gender, as it should have always been.

Juicestation ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:39:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And crushed their beans.

GreyRice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

butthole obviously

rebel_wo_a_clause ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:20:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They both chose rock

SenorVajay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dullsville

Lanko ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:29:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So instead of playing "rock paper scissors", They just played "rock".

CanuckBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame.

blue_nebula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tagged as Troglodite

woodc93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pffft, how uninteresting.

SSJZoroDWolverine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What school did you go to? Nerdsville High?

GeneralBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was boring as well. Once you have a few shootings, they aren't that bad.

rubydrops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Variety is good for you, should have added your legs into the mix.

Runcowskinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried to pull out eachotherโ€™s extensions. Sharpened our acrylics to claws.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our math teacher let us settle disputes with one inch punches, he even used to to bet on them. Looking back I think that would be frowned upon.

runninron69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like my school back in 1969.NBHS aka Bartlett

suitology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mine was even more boring, they just stabbed each other in the bathroom.

Dofarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aint nobody got time for circles

Cody610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same, except at my school people brought machetes and we had a few slicing incidents.

PolishHypocrisy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a student hit a teacher with a hammer from shop class , never saw that kid again....come to think of it , never saw that teacher again either.....:(

King_Jaahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, the old ROCK vs ROCK strategy.

arclathe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school, it was duel or die.

agentverne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good ol' rock, nothing beats rock.

Except other rocks.

VerbableNouns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...So they both threw rock every time? Solid strategy.

NapClub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

clearly the people who were fighting were a one armed siamese twin.

PedroAlvarez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school always had that lunch table that would start going ooooooooohhhh to get everyone to look over at nothing

supergrega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

just clenched their first

Sounds like Sam Hinkie to me

chairitable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing beats rock!

stillalone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is pretty boring. Most of us used knives and rusty hatchets.

InternetTales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They both chose rock.

arlenroy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:02:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing, huge crowd, people just acting crazy, huddled around the back side of the bleachers... Two kids using the supports like monkey bars and having a chicken fight! Jokes on us... We had 2 teachers and the maintenance guy join in

quiver12345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The same thing happened in my High School! The video went viral!

Olangotang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:27:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this school in Illinois?

quiver12345 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes it is.

Olangotang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:36:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from Lockport, but I heard something similar happened in Oak Forest.

quiver12345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:55 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lockport's the one.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:22:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lockport? We made a vine and it went viral haha

Olangotang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yes it's Friday! Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah...

Heh, I'm in my 2nd Semester at JJC fellow Porter!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:49 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahah matlock was killin that shit. I deeply miss the snack wraps at lunch.

Olangotang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:14 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They were overpriced af

Turrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If we're talking about the same west high school I believe I remember this, huge fight broke out, kid got arrested?

tgn8r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did that at my school and the 2 guys playing Rock Paper Scissors got suspended...

JonsUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Michigan?

tgn8r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Illinois.

sheepoverfence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In our school we would settle it with SMASH!

ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:13:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You. Me. 1 v 1. Final destination. No items.

crushcastles23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine did rockem sockem robots.

Dukedomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We would just cluster together and swarm and go "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH" at the top of our lungs. People would think some kind of shit was goin down!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my school, people were battling Pokemon against each other in the middle

TheLostViking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We gathered around fights and sang happy birthday, this ensure the teachers were delayed long enough to ensure some violence.

Boner666420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assuming this is true, that had to be a very surreal thing to witness

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this too. Ours went viral on vine/worldstar. Class of 2014 was great

Nastradamous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used to do the rock, paper, scissors circle back in middle school

FancyHearingCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of our senior pranks was the same, but with Yu Gi Oh

viola0shredder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this at our school. Here's the vine https://vine.co/v/MXr1gZqnb9L it was so funny because this was third lunch and there were two real fights the first two and the administration was so on edge.

Maria-Stryker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've got a video of something like this happening in a hallway, only the two kids are playing smash bros for 3DS. A teacher even shows up and just smiles because there's no real fight.

NuclearWinter9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lp?

Olangotang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lockport?

pocono_indy_400 ยท 1473 points ยท Posted at 01:08:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yet another story, I've heard of people doing this except there's a beyblade or yu gi oh battle going on.

TheGenesect ยท 1155 points ยท Posted at 01:53:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shadow Games are serious business.

ukulelej ยท 628 points ยท Posted at 04:07:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a friend who got banished to the Shadow Realm, the whole school has devastated by it.

goplayer7 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 05:10:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are aware that the Shadow Realm is just what was done in the English translation, right? In the Japanese, they just flat out said "You will die."

horhar ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 05:15:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The funny thing is, the Shadow Realm is arguably worse.

CaelestisInteritum ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 05:24:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but obviously kids can handle and probably enjoy grueling, ungodly physical and psychological torture to the fullest extent possible as long as the victim is alive and suffering, you convince them that blood is just sweat and use a thesaurus instead of say the word "death."

LookAtMahKitties ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 06:57:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"You will thesaurus" you're right that does sound terrifying

CaelestisInteritum ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:05:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It channels their newfound fear of dinosaurs from the show in the last time slot.

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:23:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So while Yugi's grandpa was dying and in the hospital, he played a game of cards with his middle school buddy..

ukulelej ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:31:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm aware, as a kid I was under the impression that the shadow realm was basically Hell.

Finnegan0212 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:02:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, did you go to duel academy?

vTimx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:51:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sounds fuckin LIT

TimmyP7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do you explain that?

00wolfer00 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:00:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Purple games.(ygotas reference for the uninitiated)

Mikav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:29:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend signed away his soul in blood to me over a yu-gi-oh game.

Ylar_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:43:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is not just a children's card game, it's a SHADOW children's card game!

Cllzzrd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You don't stand a ghost of a chance!

DankingBankley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother when he was a senior in high school was fed up with these underclassmem who played yugioh, so he dueled them all and when he won he threw their cards all over the lunchroom and even made one guy break up with his girlfriend. One kid even got banished to fhe shadow realm, some say you can still hear the screams in ths lunchroom.

r4id3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Truth.

BlueButton25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shadow duels....

Epos_Metallicus ยท 375 points ยท Posted at 02:19:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckin' beyblade man. You just hit me with about 50 pounds of nostalgia.

_DAYAH_ ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 05:11:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I remember my first beybattle ever. It was with the tops a friend had bought (with the stadium and all), and we had "custom" made each top, so shit was going down. Stadium goes into the floor and we sit facing each other

Now, remember that the main characters in the anime always overdramatize everything? Including throwing the damn top. (This were tops that were actually heavy, with metal rings and stuff, bigger than the new ones EDIT: https://www.google.com.mx/search?q=war+shovel&amp;safe=off&amp;rlz=1CDGOYI_enMX678MX678&amp;hl=en-US&amp;prmd=ivn&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0ahUKEwjU_5CHr4_LAhUKVxoKHY0HADcQ_AUIBygB&amp;biw=375&amp;bih=591#safe=off&amp;hl=en-US&amp;tbm=isch&amp;q=original+beyblade) So, let's do a countdown 1 2 3 I scream LET IT RIIIIIIIP!!!!! At the top of my lungs and launch the top with all my 10 year old strength while also making it spin like an hurricane. I watch it as it propels itself towards the stadium like a fucking spinning satanic asteroid, it was a weapon of mass destruction that was going to murder the other blade on contact, it was going to BitBeast it up, sparks where to going to go the hell down.

Only it completely missed the stadium, and instead, with a loud impact noise, collided with my friends pants right between his legs and for a second and half, actively tried to come out his back.

I think he didn't even had time to spin his bayblade, he just went fetal position and started whimpering without actually making a noise, because he had no air, his poor beyblade fallen to the floor, done before the fight even began. He twitched a bit.

never in my entire life have I hit something as hard as that top hit that poor kids balls.

So yeah. Beyblading is serious business, your balls could be on the line

Ishaan863 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:39:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glad Im not the only one who took it so seriously

UsuallyCool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:00:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I discovered "spin-stealing" was actually possible, I felt like it happened for a reason. I was the chosen one. God that was a great week at school.

offendedkitkatbar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:01:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha this just gave me the funniest visual image ever.

Maan, beyblade was the shit :'). For a time being, it was literally the only thing me and my cousin would do.

..so much nostalgia.

landdoctor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:57:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beyblade is love. Beyblade is life. I even participated in a Beyblade tournament at Toy's R us back in the days. Only won a Keychain which had "LET IT RIP" printed all over it though. Still use it 13 years later.

diuvic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to the Mexican flea market and bought a huge metal ring for my beyblade. Suffice to say, that sucker was so powerful that I literally destroyed my opponents in the next match.... My friends didn't want to play beyblade after that.

Ohtarello ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:57:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god, I'm old enough that beyblades are nostalgia.

WyzeGye ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:39:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no... you're not. You can't be a day over 20 if you're waxing nostalgic over beyblades.

Wuh-Bam ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:53:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am 23. Am nostalgic for Beyblades.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:19:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

24 nostalgia reporting in. Almost took out my cousins eye with the sheer raw power of my Dragoon.

karrachr000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess that I am winning at 26... My roommate was trying to get me to rewatch season 1 with him just last week.

Ohtarello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, I'm saying I've lived long enough to see other people wax nostalgic about beyblades. I was in high school when they came out and didn't even hear about them until after I graduated.

Shwinky ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:35:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I still have two little boxes of those things in my closet.

HighlordSarnex ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:47:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How much nostalgia would that be in USD?

RoboPup ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:08:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

$4.20.

Epos_Metallicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

$70.02

willyea22 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:06:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP! SO LAUNCH THE TOPS AND LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

JayhawkRacer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:16:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those commercials during power rangers always got me. I never got any beyblades, but they looked cool.

dielga1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:37:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please, help us re-invigorate /r/beyblade It's been a pretty dead sub the past few years...

Cloak_and_Dagger42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a bunch of the old ones, back in middle school the new ones were coming out and I was in a k-8 private school, so a 6th grader who was really into the new ones challenged me on the bus. Brought them in the next day and found out that the old ones are so low compared to the new ones, that they knock them up at a touch.

Cody610 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:24:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My custom purple Wyborg beyblade exploded out of my Beyblade arena (Black Metal Fusion, hurricane style arena. Double Pit) and the weight disc hit my friend directly in the eye. Left a mean bruise.

Lmao, its silly I remember the names. This was 13 years ago. I used to steal them from Walgreens and sell them at school for 50% off. Authetic too, some fucker was selling knock off China Beyblade, not even Beyblade they were "Battle Tops". I used to custom paint them and my dad would help me make custom decals with an exacto knife. I'd charge people for that too. $4-$6 for the Beyblade, new in box. And I'd sell custom ones to order for $15. I had boxes on boxes of parts.

Nickvr628 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still better than selling drugs.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:27:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's just not the same when they started being pre-made, flimsy, brittle and loaded to the brim with shitty LED lights. The same is happening now with B.Damon, and they replaced the solid marbles with hollow plastic spheres...

N64BITCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing you can't wipe your asshole now?

AeroAirwave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta be more than 50lbs, I mean when you had a collection going those fuckers were heavy.

killjoy_Mario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't get hit by nostalgia I got hit by one in the head Man was that kid an asshole

mycophycophyta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty jealous if you literally had 50 lbs of beyblade tops.

Drespectt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:47 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LETS BAYBLADEEEEEE

corsair238 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smash bros is always fun

Forikorder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i think beyblades got banned at my school though

Rmantzoros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LET IT RIP

745631258978963214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school, you probably would have been suspended just as harshly for playing yugioh. I guess the teachers think yugioh really takes you to the shadow realm?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except beyblade is 10 times more dangerous than the high school fights I've seen.

Aarodecs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey if your grandfather got banished into the TV you'd cause a scene too

jcruz18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta bring out those duel discs

MayorMcCheezz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yu gi oh the abridged series is where it's at.

Snalyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was part of one of those. It was a double duel and between the four people playing there were only 3 blades so I stood in as the table that one of the kids placed their mat on. It was pretty awesome. Almost no one knew about it so most kids gathered around thinking it was going to be a real fight, but instead they got a face full of duel monsters.

Suvaius ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 01:30:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope it was Coke and Pepsi

EmiliaClarkeDoMe ยท 347 points ยท Posted at 23:30:41 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol that's great

jskoker ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:30:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coke v Pepsi all over again

NowWithVitaminR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's gonna be great.

CloudyWithRain ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:00:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indoor plumbing: it's gonna be big.

drewisawesome14 ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 01:26:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I am now realizing that my senior prank sucked ass compared to this.

Edit: Sorry everyone. My android autocorrect was set to PG

Arayder ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:26:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sucked as what????

ballrus_walsack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:58:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sucked ass compared to this

I guess it works both ways...

Haxxtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you ducking hate when that happens?

Derp_Herpson ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 01:28:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We also did this, except with an ant and a spider in a water bottle

[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:30:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who won?

AristocratesSR ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 04:07:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who won?

The water

hawk378 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:27:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

noice

shepy66 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:03:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YOU DECIDE!

BDTexas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:19:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who's next?

745631258978963214 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:59:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EPIRABATAHWSHISTOWWWEEEEEEE

Blitzilla ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:53:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The ant, obviously. Since the spider was in a water bottle.

EnkoNeko ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:01:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider. The ant coulda won if he had the rest of his nest behind him, but 1 normal ant and a spider.... Spider every time.

Jellooooo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:55:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno, I'd argue the ant could've taken the spider head on with some prep time.

2SP00KY4ME ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:09:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly I think people tend to grossly overestimate what ant can do with prep time. Then again, ant had plans to disable every menber of the insect league. Does ant have kryptonite? Is spider in direct sunlight? Are they bloodlusted?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superspider every time mate. Batant can't do shit to him with out kryptonite.

EnkoNeko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What, like waiting for his body-mounted twin gatling guns to arrive via Antmazon?

PetrieJenkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized ant or 100 duck sized spiders?

mementori ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:28:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you man... I guess a horse sized ant. Fuck. Some Fallout shit right there.

geared4war ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:43:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This would be the ultimate Pepsi vs Coke advert.

Forikorder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:25:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my brothers school did this but instead of two cans of sodas it was 2 chickens fighting

they didnt really think it through

analsnafu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:15:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The coke vs pepsi war continues.

J0llyR0ger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:08:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember reading this in another thread and when I read the one above was wondering if it was the soda story!

yurnotsoeviltwin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:56:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did you teach the soda to play chess?

Reddisaurusrekts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, you musta went to a smart school - even the soda cans played chess.

wildwise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:06:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two cans of soda can play chess?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

MasquedPlaty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously laughed at this. Thanks

ErringHerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One pepsi, one Coke?

Ryansito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait my friend and I did this too as our senior prank

theseleadsalts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me it was a Pepsi and a Coke.

sirius4778 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure which is more funny.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did this too. Wouldn't happen to be in Pennsylvania would it? Coke vs Pepsi.

DatAssociate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sunkist.. and orange crush.

fits_in_anus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had 2 Lego figurines, they got confiscated.

Nolat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is so absurd it made me spit my drink lol

Nerdn1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coke vs. Pepsi

alreadytaken- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:05:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What?!

Zentopian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:11:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coke vs. Pepsi.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:30:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it was 2 rich man counters it would have been funnier!

Jazst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should've been two opened cans labeled 'whoop-ass'

leadabae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love this so much.

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this and the real fight was happening on the other side of the school

siamond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should've put Coke and Pepsi.

Cooper1337 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me it was a can of Coke vs a can of Pepsi.

bdog899 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SPRITE SPRITE SPRITE

JabaTheSchmuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was it a Pepsi bottle and a Coke bottle? Same thing happened this year in my school ( at least I think it did, might have been last year)

Trevo91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we also did this at our high school during lunch but it started happening so frequently that the school administration actually "banned" standing in a circle with your friends. So we decided to just stand in a square instead

SeQuenceSix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school did this a couple times but with rap battles at lunch time.

360triplescope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No way that was your friend. I saw that on some askreddit a while back.

-eDgAR- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
360triplescope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh ok. I couldn't be bothered to go and find that post, so thanks for clearing that up for me.

arhanv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/u/-eDgAR- The Movie releases 26th December 2017...

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 23:32:25 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

-eDgAR- ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:33:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OfficiallyAexq ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:40:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just toasted him

HauschkasFoot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:41:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it a repost if you are the original poster?

A_Game_of_Scones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

X post

the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5meta7me

kangamangusmang ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:17:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edgar is a straight up karma WHORE. It's what he lives for

ElegantBiscuit ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:43:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fucking shit 160k link karma 1.7 MILLION comment karma

the_nidificator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:11:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking depressing is what is. His top comment is significantly higher than my total karma.

Suckydog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:03:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine also did this, but in the middle was Emilia Clarke, doing me.

Shraker ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 00:11:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple years ahead of me did this, but it was a thumb war

Jellooooo ยท 1184 points ยท Posted at 01:30:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wumbogumbo ยท 475 points ยท Posted at 03:25:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

100-0 real quick

undercover_blanket ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 05:05:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean 100-fabulous

sanemaniac ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:07:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YOU BETTER NOT BE CALLING PATTY CAKE GAY MOTHER FUCKER

fallen1102 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:00:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gay isn't okay. IT'S FABULOUS!

Cheesegasm ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:03:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paddy cake fights are serious business.

LynxFX ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:27:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back in my day it meant your wife was cheating on you.

ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it not "pat a cake"?

Cheesegasm ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:07:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it can also be "patty cake."

rhllor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:07:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I prefer "papi cake".

Whiplash0409 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 09:10:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Did anyone else read the comments...the guy said he quit his job to pursue YouTube because of his success with the video and then only released like three more which got like 3k views...lol

Edit: actually one of them got 38 000 but that's not quite enough to make a living off...

UndeadMeta1head ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:34:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus.... his sideburns...

meech7607 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:22:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn.. Racial tensions sure run high these days.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lmfao

TheKimaniC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey I know that kid!

rhllor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tubbs or Sideburns?

Ben716 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brilliant!!

RandoAtReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This video made me so happy for some reason.

steviefin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pick up your shit please.

TheBensonBoy ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ayy lmao 3graphic5me

DenryNayr ยท 2028 points ยท Posted at 01:14:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a British guy from the country side, the fact that your school has a police officer is crazy to me.

GunsNMuffins ยท 1966 points ยท Posted at 01:33:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the UK we just have a teacher here who is REALLY scary who fucks shit up when someone gets into a fight.

[deleted] ยท 2322 points ยท Posted at 01:41:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Willy's the name. Groundskeepin's the game.

NowWithVitaminR ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:49:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zgh5002 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:48:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bro you know there is someone who masturbates to Willie.

howarthee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:10:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's you, isn't it?

zgh5002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Greased up Scotsman? ยฐ อœส– อกยฐ

Askew_WAS_TAKEN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not him, but I do masturbate my Willy อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ

arudnoh ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:48:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yer arrested, Harry

shivabitch ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:37:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No I'm not, I'm just harry

General_Pants ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't touch Willie. Oh, great advice

longrangehunter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the summer is greenskeeper Willy!

Aaronsaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Groundskeeping' ent a game, tis a way o'life

svenhoek86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhh Wolfie, don't feel bad for losin'. I been wreslin' wolves since you were at your mother's teat.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hilariously, we call groundskeepers in schools "caretakers". We did at mine anyway.

NekoFever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The scary teacher often was Scottish, in my experience.

HonziPonzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn Scotts! They ruined Scotland!

ZuXzu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:03:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is gold worthy

[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 06:16:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Poopsonpigeons ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:05:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scotland is part of the UK. For now....

magnoolia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:52:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

LordoftheSynth ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:12:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're just frustrated, not being as good at buggering sheep as the Welsh.

theaussiesamurai ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:31:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You've just made an enemy for life!

Misdirected_Colors ยท 415 points ยท Posted at 02:40:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what small town U.S. is like. I graduated in 2010, and our scary teacher sent out a note for parents to sign at the beginning of the year saying he could use corporal punishment (paddle) if you were misbehaving. Nobody wanted to push their luck with that, and I never got to see him use that paddle, but damn we were scared of it.

Small town Texas! Favorite teacher of all time!

Demopublican ยท 471 points ยท Posted at 04:35:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I watched my Gym teacher beat a kid with a wiffle bat about a week after 9/11. He had us lined up in this hallway with windows out to the courtyard in the middle of the school, since our power was out. A squirrel fell into the school's generator and we heard a loudass explosion, so we didn't know if more terrorist shit was going down.

Anyway, he tells us all to stay in that hallway, and one idiot kid decides he's gonna go find his friends. Mr. Randolph was old as fuck and not about to take that shit, so he sprints over to the kid and starts wailing on him while we all laugh.

Good times, good times. Mr. Randolph died of an aneurysm a couple months after I graduated.

edit: I think it's clear from this comment that Mr. Randolph wasn't exactly all there. To further illustrate that, if two kids got into a dispute in his gym class, he'd shout that their dispute was "Under Review", and then he'd go peer into the thin gap between two sets of bleachers, like he was watching a replay. Then he'd just arbitrarily decide which one was right, and we'd continue.

The man was a legend. He was also mentally unstable and a horrible influence on all of us, but a legend none the less.

NotKevinJames ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 05:35:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was like coming of age comedy drama movie truncated to one comment.

eat_a_diaper ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:15:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is nobody gonna mention the damn exploding squirrel? Wild from start to finish

HawkLexTrippJam ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:23:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahaha he died

BaconLondoner ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 07:45:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck?! Am I the only one who thinks this is seriously fucked up? There is NO part about that story that is NOT fucked up except for the part where he dies.

darcy_clay ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:48:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The kids laughing is fucked as well. I grew up in New Zealand and we tormented and got tormented by all the teachers and our fellow students. But I'm willing to bet if we saw that someone would've smacked the teacher.

Demopublican ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The kids laughing is fucked as well.

I mean I'm not disagreeing, but high school kids cheer on fights and shit all the time, and I think it comes from that same place.

darcy_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:14 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cheering on a teacher who is an adult beating on a kid is still fucked

Demopublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:02 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be sure to go back in time and tell all the 15 year-olds to be reasonably mature adults about the situation.

darcy_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:43 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

while youre at it I have a list of things you could stop by and tell young me.

Demopublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:41 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, if you're in the Philadelphia area then sure.

Not sure I feel like going on a cross-country trek in the fall of 2001 though.

darcy_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:14 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2001 I was in Australia

Demopublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:38 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That'd be a bit rough then

darcy_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jees you're not very resourceful for a time traveller are you

swag_eM ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:36:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow what a cunt

Dirus ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 07:03:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The teacher? In what way?

WowkoWork ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 09:04:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing it's because he abused a child.

Dirus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So a terrorist attack recently happens. The class hears a loud explosion and the teacher is concerned that a dangerous situation is going on. A little kid runs to go find his friends against his orders even though he is taking full responsibility and trying to make sure the kids are out of harms way. And so the teacher is a cunt for reprimanding an idiot kid who is doing something stupid that could've been an extremely dangerous situation where he could've died. I guess he is a cunt.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Dirus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are a lot of ways to do things, but that's assuming we all have our minds unclouded. When you're in the moment instead of a hindsight you may react differently from what you would expect. Also, he used a whiffle bat. That thing is soft as hell. It may sting a little. I'm not saying it was the right move but judging the teacher from something like this as if it's black and white.

Demopublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but that's assuming we all have our minds unclouded

I can assure you that Mr. Randolph's mind was absolutely clouded. Mostly in ways that we found entertaining, but he was clearly nuts. I actually made an edit to the post expounding upon that somewhat.

BlooFlea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, what a wild ride that was!

NekkidSnaku ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:03:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good times, good times. Mr. Randolph died of an aneurysm a couple months after I graduated.

D:

pissed_wouldbe_expat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:35:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So there was an explosion, and there may have been more coming, so they stood you in a hallway with a load of windows?

Ever seen what happens to glass when there's an explosion?

Demopublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think he figured it was better than being in a pitch black gym.

Dude was a gym teacher though. I mean, gym teachers don't tend to be the smartest.

darcy_clay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why was your school running on a generator?

Demopublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Up until Tom Corbett defunded Philadelphia's school district, it was PA's most underfunded one with the lowest amount of money spent per student. I'm assuming it had to do with that.

trowawufei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

whaling*?

Cuntflickt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, didn't see that coming.

TwiZtah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, because the terrorists would attack a small town school generator.

Demopublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

High school students and gym teachers are not known for being particularly intelligent. Plus we had a bomb threat every other week anyway.

Edit: also I wouldn't really call it small town. The school is about a ten minute walk from Philadelphia city limits.

Doogie1367 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao damn. Good shit, Demo!

asoep44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had something like that, kid playing senior tag after columbine hid a water-gun in his coat and my government teacher saw a guy with a coat in spring and when he started to pull it out he tackled him.

that was 15 years before I had that teacher and he was in pretty good shape when I had him so I can only imagine him in his prime

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:53 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did it like this, I did it like that I did it with a whiffleball bat So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun And right about now it's time to have some fun

Lord-Finesse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found Harper Lee

ikawasaki ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:09:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha ha, child abuse guised as discipline towards a kid that isn't theirs, very funny lol XD

SHPLUMBO ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck dude you're sick and twisted, I was getting good vibes and you killed it

Heroinunicorn ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:15:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha that's awesome wonder how he's..

:(

GunsNMuffins ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:43:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God damn we were never physically abused, he'd just shout really loud, he got an MBE for his service and he's retired now, amazing man though. One of the only teachers that genuinely cared for their job.

blackwolfdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dont think anybody in my small town class escaped elementary without being hit with something... maybe its different now

d72x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MBE?

kelusk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:25:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
d72x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, thanks.

Killerbunny123 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:31:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus Christ, my schools police officer taught us not to talk to strangers when we were in elementary school and read Green Eggs and Ham to us on Dr. Seuss Day.

blackwolfdown ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:56:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhhh my officers at the city school i moved too were really fond of throwing people into lockers and telling us we didnt have rights as students.

Killerbunny123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

American students should get shirt cams, like dashcams, to document this kind of shit.

IEatMyEnemies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds, not legal?

petticoatwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What little rights minors have are generally ignored anyway

tombue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:21:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, we would've had so much fun with it.

I'm from Germany, so I don't know about the laws in Texas:

Even if your parents agree on using a paddle, it's still illegal. Your parents aren't allowed to punch you and can't allow anyone else to punch you. You have to sign it yourself, but even then, it would be easy to make it unviable. So, what to do? Get the punishment and get paddled. Instantly record the damage (photo on the toilet or similar). Now what? Go to the principal. He approves it? Get it in a written form. What now? Lawyer. Get a lawyer, go to court. They won't be sued because of hitting a child. They will be sued because they were hitting a child that is supposed to be protected by them.

Maybe, or maybe not, I did something (less extreme) to pass the French class...

Iconicschmoobie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:21:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waco Texas, I would never accept a paddling even if I was misbehaving.

DeltaPositionReady ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:11:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reinstating corporal punishment?

That's a paddlin.

IamtheCarl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:38:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe Texas is one of the last US states to still have corporal punishment as a legal option in public schools!

blaqsupaman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:07:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mississippi here. Had it all through school. I'm pretty sure it's alive and well in the entire Bible Belt. I graduated five years ago but I'm sure they still have the option.

SrewTheShadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

From a small(ish) area in Indiana. Once witnessed an ex-military teacher who was like 6'6" tackle two huge, probably senior (12th grade) kids at once. He was one of the friendliest teachers in the school, always making jokes and being a bro. Was on my way to his class, too. Half the class got spent by him trying to start class admist constant questions.

melodimae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prosper ISD?

Misdirected_Colors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty damn close haha! Celina

melodimae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:27 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha no shit, I graduated in 2011.

Misdirected_Colors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:07 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No shit? From Celina? Haha we probably know each other! I graduated in 2010.

melodimae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:42 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

From Prosper, but it wouldn't surprise me if we still did know each other haha. And no worries, my name is pretty obvious.

Misdirected_Colors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:38 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha small world! Also obligatory fuck prosper! Haha man, I graduated just when that rivalry was starting to pick up.

melodimae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:57 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha yes! For the sake of tradition here's a big fuck you to Celina haha such a small world. I remember being so livid when we moved to 3A my senior year and couldn't play y'all because Celina was still 2A. (correct me if I'm wrong) but that rivalry game was the highlight of the season for me and I don't voluntarily watch sports lol

Misdirected_Colors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:28 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was on the team, if I remember right, y'all beat us on my senior year homecoming game. Might've been my junior year though. Man we're all old now hahaha.

Well, nice running into a fellow rival on Reddit! Hope the real world's been treating you well!

melodimae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:26 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice! I definitely remember the year we beat y'all because we spray painted the score on a hay stack on Preston so that everyone coming from Celine would be reminded anytime they left town hahaha fucking Texas man. Good times though!
Nice running into you on this vast inter web haha seriously such a small word. I wish you the best as well!

Fuck Celina!

Nosrac88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Medium sized city in the Midwest: we had a teacher who at the beginning of the year had Corporal Punishment is Frowned Upon but not Illegal in big black letters on his whiteboard.

Nobody screwed around.

TwiZtah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:03:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that's illegal as fuck.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was your scary teacher's name Jasper?

dragoncockles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love in small town usa, and there was a cop at our high school every day

hadesflames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

our scary teacher sent out a note for parents to sign at the beginning of the year saying he could use corporal punishment (paddle) if you were misbehaving.

And if the parents refused?

123420tale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then he'd beat them with a paddle.

Misdirected_Colors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then you were exempt. He pretty much put it in the parents hands. Corporal punishment is still legal in Texas.

countryguy1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated from a small farming area school in Michigan around the time of the Columbine shooting so a we did have a county mountie come in once a week. He was the only black person in the building whenever he stopped over so I always wondered what he was thinking.

yzlautum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha what town?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Misdirected_Colors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

North Texas.

kniselydone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeahh..our small town wasn't like that and I'm also in the US. We had a police officer even at our tiny middle school.

123420tale ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:35:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what small town U.S. is like. I graduated in 2010, and our scary teacher sent out a note for parents to sign at the beginning of the year saying he could use corporal punishment (paddle) if you were misbehaving.

Our teacher sent out a note at the beginning of the year saying he could sexually abuse students and other teachers. Then he did it with no repurcussions because that's totally how laws work.

conparco ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

"A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming."

Imnothighenough ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:59:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of Mr. Gilbert from the inbetweeners...

GunsNMuffins ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:37:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, Mr. Gilbert was more like a large manchild who dished out hard punishments,

I'm talking like Mrs Trunchball style teacher

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't that right McKenzie?

ThunderCuuuunt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:58:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But in the town, it is well known when he gets home at night, his fat and psychopathic wife will thrash him within inches of his life.

lukasr23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We don't need no education...

We don't need no thought control...

fluentinmetaphor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See at my high school in the US, we had a school cop, but the real security guy was this badass, rotund guy called Mr. Barbour. Every time a fight would start the cop would just stand there and Mr. Barbour would dive in and tackle them hardcore.

thomas849 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did every school have a large security guy? The onsite cop was useless and if he was around, it meant someone was going to get busted for drugs. If the security dude, who happened to one of the football coaches, was headed somewhere, you knew shit was about to go down.

MavellDuceau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooooooooh yes. That was Mister Arnold down here in the colonies. Short, vicious, and at least part Rottweiler. Good at scaring the unruly bastards of the class, unfortunately applied his skills to people who were just slightly unlucky too.

DiscordsTerror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my freshman year, the criminal justice professor was built like if Brian Shaw had a baby with the incredible hulk.

He was the main reason people didn't get into fights there.

He also would wrestle students in the classroom if they asked first.

Jakuskrzypk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a couple of them. But there was also this one super cool teacher you were scared to disappoint.

poopmeister1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In Canada my history teacher was a major in the army reserves and he stepped in a few times to end shit

FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except he can't touch them unless they threaten him.

crazymunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah here in Aus one of the big rugby coach teachers would inevitably break up any biffs worked well enough

MortalShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I go to a school in scotland and we have a "Campus Cop" but she doesn't really walk around the school.

TreeFittyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr.Gilbert?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The games teachers just watch the fight until another adult turns up.

GraphicDesignMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was always the Geography teacher. Where do you think Jeremy Corbyn got 'The Stare'? Don't fuck with Geography teachers.

GunsNMuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, PSHE Teacher,

Basically, life, sex ed, health, drugs, taxes, loans, bills, mortgage, interest rates. Such a helpful class.

itrv1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dont think you do grades like we do, but we do k-5, 6-8, then high school. We didnt have police presence in our school until high school, the first two was just the scary guy teacher for breaking up fights and such. Watched him tackle two kids off the lunchroom table as they were fighting. Fun times.

thepioneeringlemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah we had a history teacher who was an ex-cop and rugby player

you didn't mess with him, if any other staff in the history dept. got into any problems they'd just send him in

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most of mine were

Qu1n03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a guy like that! If we were caught fighting Mr Robert Dawson, Or BobbyD as we called him would throw us into the boxing ring, put gloves on so we couldn't actually hurt each other all that much and just let us go at it until it was out of our system.

Great teacher.

NIPLZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So basically professor Snape

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah in the US back in the day we had The PE Teacher, who was always an ex-marine or something and already had a psychological stranglehold on strongest kids (who were football players, and he was of course also the coach).

Step out of line, and get a beating. Maybe even a delegated beating.

But then someone decided that this was wrong and uncivilized, so they have Officer Friendly patrolling schools - carrying a badge while being bureaucratically ineffective.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:43:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

9 times out of 10 that teacher is an ex Royal Marine.

carnizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You would think it was the PE teacher but its usually physics or some shit.

toket715 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes! In my case an old, grizzly, clint eastwood, ex-marine PE teacher. He caught a kid's fist mid punch and just stared at the lad, and everyone fell silent.

arclathe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mrs. Trunchbull?

angryundead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Southern US here, and in high school (~14-18y/o) we had an SRO (school resource officer) as well as Ike for a school of around 3500 kids. (My high school had more kids than my college.)

The SRO is there for more than to deal with discipline. They also deal with truancy, drugs, threats, and parents. Plus they sometimes direct traffic during loading/unloading.

Ike was a huge black guy who just hung out and broke up fights, it seems. Huuuuge guy. I think he also taught the weightlifting classes and helped train thr sports teams on weights. Mostly he just stood around being intimidating when large numbers of students were in the same place.

I'd never seen a man unable to button any buttons on a polo shirt. I didn't see many fights but I did see him drag two girls away from one another by their hair.

Now it's more common for all levels of school (even elementary, 5-10y/o) to have an SRO mainly for secondary issues.

What every school really needs is an Ike.

Keios80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember when I was at shool, if you were naughty, you had to go see a man with no arms, no legs and no body. He was The Head. If he was busy you had to go see a man with no legs, no arms, no body and a cowboy hat. He was Mr. Wilson.

-Milton Jones.

marino1310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the US that teacher is the gym teacher or a head coach.

Famousoriginalme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?" "You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

Big_gibby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is he like an SAS veteran or something like that

GunsNMuffins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He actually was an army vet, he was the teacher that led camps and such, he was a lovely guy, but if you acted like a twat and misbehaved he'd be the one to come shout at you. Every kid respected him so I don't think anyone really took the piss with him

EdGG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same in Spain. His name was "Don Pepe", and his voice alone could make a kid shit his pants... not me, though. Er... a friend. Yes...

ameristraliacitizen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:07:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So... Hagrid?

tomanonimos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:22:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Professor Snape is the name.

faithle55 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That teacher's name?

Severus Snape!

BritanniaEmpire ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:39:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a few schools in London with one

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:17:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They aren't there just for security. They run mentorship programs, help kids who are struggling with family life, coach sports, educate kids about the realities of drugs/alcohol/gangs, are skilled at conflict mediation, and generally it helps foster a good relationship between the students and the police, which is a good thing for society in general.

Lepryy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you can take my high school for example, where the school cop was there to harass and terrorize the students into behaving. I think anyone who ever had any sort of encounter with him came out with nothing but hatred for police.

timawesomeness ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:13:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every school where I live has a police officer. My high school has a police officer, my middle school had a police officer, and my elementary school had a police officer.

Newk_em ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:58:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't elementary school like primary school, for years 5-11. Then why the hell would they need a police officer. That is really sad.

Not even my university has a police officer, they only have an un-armed security group.

indigo121 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:25:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's two purposes. First is to protect kids from things like sand hook. Second is to get kids comfortable with seeing police officers so that if they're ever in a situation where they need one they feel comfortable going to them.

guitar_vigilante ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Third is police run programs in schools like drug awareness and what to do when there are emergencies like fires.

timawesomeness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, 5-12 at my school, but normally 5-11. There was really no need for a police officer. The school is in a nice area with almost no crime and there were no drugs or violence at the school at all. The police officer literally got paid to sit there and do nothing all day, just on the off chance that something might potentially happen.

Lepryy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elementary is Kindergarten to grade 5. At least where I'm from, never heard of it being anything different.

Newk_em ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:52:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh I meant 5 years old to 11 years old. I can see now how that could be confusing

SIOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was always kindergarten through 6th where I grew up.

DeathsIntent96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's for protection, not discipline (for elementary schools, I mean).

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:33:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every public school I attended in the US had one. Pretty normal. They usually have an office inside the school and their day to day duties involve helping the administration with discipline issues.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:25:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most highschools in Canada have them. I dunno about the States but Id assume its similar

blewpah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every school I know of has one or two.

But they also have to be accredited to teach classes, usually Criminal Justice or the like (at least where I went to school).

B0Bi0iB0B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, ours taught self defense and other related classes. It was great.

andrewia ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 01:43:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Most schools do, including my old high school. I remember looking inside the police car and seeing a M4 in the gun rack. No idea why they needed that.

Edit: I get it, mass shootings and shit. No need to tell me more.

Grizzly931 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:29:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

standard issue on cruisers

duckmuffins ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:30:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All Police Officers are issues some type of heavy weapon, whether it's a shotgun, rifle, or both.

sorry_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:04:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When a baddie shows up with something more then a pistol, the officer has an answer.

MasterTacticianAlba ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 05:02:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, now explain this.
https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/ferguson-police-2.jpg?quality=75&strip=color&w=1680

How big was the gun the baddie had to cause this kind of response?

kychubaca ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:06:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was during the ferguson riots, not at a school lmao

quigilark ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:13:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Riot police are not school police haha

MasterTacticianAlba ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 05:25:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not talking specifically about school police, I'm talking about police in general and asking why they need to be so heavily militarised.

caffienatedjedi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:28:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because America is one of the most heavily armed nations on earth. Everything they are rocking a civilian can purchase too, except maybe the canister launchers.

Lepryy ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean yeah, if you are stupid rich and can afford to jump through all the hoops to get an automatic rifle and the bulletproof vests. You can forget about the armed vehicles too. Probably also the explosives.

Gavin1123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which one of those vehicles is armed? Which one of those weapons is fully automatic?

B0Bi0iB0B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know little, but I would hazard a guess that the M4s they are carrying are selective fire. So, a lot of them.

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B0Bi0iB0B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Makes sense, I had just recently read that M4s were common in the cars.

Lepryy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you missed my point entirely and instead tried to focus on the specifics of what I said.

I was trying to make the point that no, it is very expensive for a civilian to be able to get the same weaponry the Police/SWAT use. It sounded like the person I replied to originally was making it sound like "oh yeah it's real easy to just go out to the local gun shop and get yourself kitted up and be able to stand up to the police when they roll out these troop-like-units.

It's real easy to cherry pick things out of a statement, but I'm sure you were fully aware of what I was getting at.

missch4nandlerbong ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a police car. They all have that.

Ron_Jeremy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:09:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you were a cop and you got a school shooter call, wouldn't you want it?

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Ron_Jeremy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:31:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think body armor changed this calculus.

jakev3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While over penetration is a risk, an equal risk would be going up against someone with body armor. A shotgun, generally, is not going to punch through body armor, and any shotgun rounds that could penetrate would over penetrate as well.

We've seen it before in the north Hollywood shootout, officers were only equipped with handguns and shotguns and could not stop the armored shooters.

An AR also give the advantage of larger magazines, longer range/better accuracy and quicker followup shots. It sounds to me like your father might just be the old guy that resists change.

chr0mius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How often are people armored? Once in 97? It's a pretty special circumstance that I don't think police run into all too often. Yet now I see MRAPs driving up the 110 next to me and cops armed with carbines patrolling celebrity gatherings.

SWAT are already equipped to deal with this and have trained more specifically to the task. The first responding officers wait for swat anyways, just like in North Hollywood.

jakev3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I get that you are afraid of black guns and armored trucks, but when there is a best tool for the job why not use it? Why put loves on the line because people like you think a cop only needs a handgun? Rifles arent just got defeating armor, it's an all around better weapon for engaging someone that is trying to kill you. Why deny them that?

My anecdotal story, is of my cousin, a police officer, that was involved in a shooting. The man that he shot was armed with a rifle and was over 50 yards away, out of the effective range of a glock 19. The man had already shot one office (armed with only a handgun) and a k9 and would have shot my cousin had he not had a rifle to engage with.

Your fear of overly armed cops is a bit ridiculous. Of course they don't need all that stuff, untill the do, and it cost someone their life because people like you don't want to see AR in a squad car or at a high profile event.

chr0mius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the high amount of proliferation of assault weapons is not accompanied by the appropriate level of tactical training. I have no way of knowing if your anecdote is true, but the other aspect is the excessive use of force by police. It's not because I don't like seeing guns around.

chr0mius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about the guy that stole the tank or made the killdozer? Should we give cops anti-tank armament?

Ron_Jeremy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They should have the tools to face the threats they could expect. So yes, if we start seeing hijacked tanks at the rates we see school shootings, the police should definitely carry AT weapons.

The kicker for me though is that lethal force should only be in defense of someone's life. The killdozer iirc, despite its name, didn't kill anyone except the driver who shot himself at the end of the rampage.

indistrustofmerits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The officer at my mom's school just became a football coach, which...not sure how that works exactly.

Kekoa_ok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't mind it. Most officers I grew up with in schools are nice, especially back in middle school in Jersey where he acted as a teacher in some moments.

Nobody even payed attention to the pistol around his waist.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that, and keepin a pulse on gang activity

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:22:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well if an active shooter were to occur want to wait for swat or hope the on duty officer can stop the shooter. That is probably the logic they are going with.

andrewia ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what I thought. The only issue might be that the car was always parked at the corner of campus, so it would take the officer an extra two minutes to grab it. And of course there's a whole debate to be had for the necessity of an M4.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:14:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The M4 carbine is a far more effective platform to utilize against an active shooter than, say, a handgun or a shotgun.

Lightweight, compact, easy to aim, easy to control, standard cap mags, relatively powerful cartridge, accurate at medium-high range. The pros go on. The only con is, "B-buh, so scary and military!"

The_Fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Orrr the fact that ones never been used to stop a school shooting ever.

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AOEUD ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So could an asp. Just put a couple of those in the ventilation. Bam! Snake bite!

-Frank ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Will be interesting to look at stats of all the school shootings in America this year.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even if that was true, so what? I can name a hundred firearms that have never been used to stop a school shooting.

AOEUD ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And which ones are kept in stock to stop school shootings?

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clearly not enough M4s, issued to competant LEOs.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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_pH_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Best police response times in the world are still slower than that two minutes

runamuckalot ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 04:05:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mass shootings and shit.

A problem that exists on no other country on earth.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:00:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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WinnersMindset ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It's okay he's a liberal and this is reddit.

runamuckalot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:42:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  • Spoken by someone who has never left the US
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runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, that study is so flawed. It only looked at a 4 year period, of which Norway had the highest because of one attack. Can you see the problem with this?

Try it over a 20 or 50 year period for actual m reliable data.

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runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One gun killing 5 people in Norway is not worse than one gun killing 5 people in the US just because those 5 are less of a percentage of the population. That is an insane way to think about it.

I know it's more comfortable for you to look at it on a per capita basis but it still doesn't justify the sheer number of shootings, deaths and casualties in the US compared to anywhere else.

Over the decade and a half studied, the researchers found 23 incidents of mass shootings in the other 10 countries, resulting in 200 dead and 231 wounded. In the United States over the same period, there were 133 incidents that left 487 dead and 505 wounded.

runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And to build upon your amazing list of countries that had one shooting...

  • The US had 133 where 487 people were killed

Can you see the difference between 10-20 people in one shooting and 487 people in 133 shootings?

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runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:55 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

First off. So you've accepted you're wrong, seeing as you haven't reverted back to your "it doesn't happen in any other country" thing.

1 vs 133 - Regular mass shootings do not happen in any other country. Full. Stop.

Second, the US has many shootings. Any shooting with 3 victims can be considered a mass shooting, that is the basis of this large amount. A lot of it is due to gang violence.

Yes. Gang Violence is included, not sure what your point is, they are still mass shootings that are not happening elsewhere?

Forth, you don't seem to understand the difference between population and frequency....

The frequency of mass shootings in the in the US is 32 times the rate of the big ten advanced countries combined (.417 per capita vs .013 per capita for 10 countries combined)

Answer this. How do you justify 133 mass shootings in the US with only 1 or 2 per decade in every other country?

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runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:40 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's harder to have "mass shootings" when guns are banned. But since guns are available...

I'm glad you finally found the root of the problem.

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runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:34 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What needs to change is actually US culture. We have a ton of violent uneducated subcultures that need some fixing.

Why does it need fixing if you think it has less of a problem than the rest of the world?

runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your politifact article also completely missed the point of Obamas statements

"It doesnโ€™t happen in other places with this kind of frequency."

One or two shootings in other countries does not compare to the 133 incidents in the US during the same timeframe. Literally 133% more frequent than Norway, Switzerland, Germany, UK, Finland and France.

zacker150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yah everyone else just had mass stabbings.

runamuckalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yah everyone else just had mass stabbings.

FTFY

NSMODAP ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:39:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is a need to tell you more, because your lack of information

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of police officers are gun enthusiasts. If you can take your hobby to work, why wouldn't you?

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 02:10:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"self protection!!!!111!!1"

ajjminezagain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school has a whole police force with m4s and tasers

To ne fair they also work make sure nobody hijacks planes

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:16:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because in America, more guns = better. Apparently.

coldmtndew ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:45:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is not even really a police officer in 9/10 cases just a security guy to break up fights and shit like that.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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coldmtndew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At least in my experience they called the real cops for that shit.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:23:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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onepointone ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:25:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, well, 'Murica

loppyjilopy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:56:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my school in SoCal had a police STATION.

Lepryy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, my community college (NC) has a police station as well. They have a fleet of cruisers and everything. It does help me feel safer.

heriman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn how was compton high!

urokia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All these people are talking about how all american schools have one and none of the ones where I'm from (america) had one. I feel like I missed out.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone will talk about school shootings, but the cops main job at my school was to make sure no one was there who wasn't supposed to be there like drug dealers.

Detlef_Schrempf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:46:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A kid brought a grenade to school my sophomore year. We had officers at the school from then on :(

Article- http://articles.latimes.com/1996-02-08/news/mn-33746_1_hand-grenade

Steven2k7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most of the junior high's and high schools (8th to 12th grades) that I know of have at least one "resource" (police) officer there at almost all times.

duckmuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think most schools in the U.S. have a Police Officer, often called a School Resource Officer. They deal with any drug or alcohol issues within the school, deal with traffic, and protect the school.

SPacific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a police officer at my school in the nineties. And we were in a small town. He mostly busted kids smoking and skipping class.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The middle school in my town has a dedicated officer and brings dogs in to sniff for drugs regularly.

mechewstaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're armed too. America is fucking scary

RolandofLineEld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just made me realize that it is mind blowing to me that a school doesn't have a police officer. And this is coming from an american student that went to the safest, most midwestern, affluent high school that public school has to offer. That being said, not disagreeing, but it is a totally normal thing here and for the most part the cops at my school didn't do shit besides give speed tickets.

Stankia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It would be crazy not to have one.

ThunderCuuuunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As an American who went to a public high school in the mid '90s, the fact that their school has a police officer is crazy to me.

quigilark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

from the country side

This is your issue, not being from Britain. Urban schools with hundreds of kids can get violent. Not that crazy.

jam11249 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a school of 1600 students and I only ever saw police in the school when they were giving an assembly once a year.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a rural American and it's weird to me too.

hypertown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well we have these things called school shootings....

And lots of kids bring drugs to school.

Ghyllie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something that I couldn't get used to when we moved from New Jersey to Texas was that every school district has its own police department, the ISD police (stands for Independent School District). Now, get this, if the kids get a ticket for parking incorrectly or for doing something while on school property and they don't take care of it (meaning pay their fine or whatever), when they graduate from school that offense follows them AWAY FROM SCHOOL and can then be pursued by the ACTUAL police. So if traffic violations given to them by the ISD cops aren't taken care of, they can actually be arrested by the REAL cops after they graduate and be MADE to pay their fines or go to jail or whatever. The ISD cops really don't have any jurisdiction anywhere BUT on school property but they have an awfully long arm when it comes to graduating students, it seems, or at least that's how it was explained to us by a parent whose kid ended up in court for not paying a school-property parking ticket in his senior year.

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's pretty common in America to have a "resource officer". Ours came in for our drivers ed classes a lot.

ZombieBiologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every high school has one now. I live in a relatively affluent area, so most of his job revolves around locker searches and drug busts, but he still absolutely has a gun on him all the time.

ender89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's pretty normal in the States to have a school resource officer, though there's some controversy of late as police officers have been arresting students for minor issues that would more normally be handled by the school staff. I went to high school in a fairly affluent town in the north east, and we had a resource officer. I don't remember if there was ever really a specific need for him, but he was there.

ApologizingCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a Canadian: same.

NigelMcNigelson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school and other schools in the area had a PCSO come in a couple of times a week and a proper office a few times a month

Blugentoo2therevenge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nearly every school in the valley I live in has a police officer. It's pretty normal in the state I grew up in at least. A lot of gangs in my hometown, and in my new town. A lot of gangs period I guess?

Heroinunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school in Canada has a constable, he's the nicest, funniest guy very good character, he helps out with kids not just for safety or stopping illegal school conducts, but helps with home issues, and is kinda a person you can open up to, better than the councillor.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Shit. My high school had like 4 or 5. This was also after a school shooting at the middle school.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This guys country is so rich even the public schools have the own police officers. Have you even seen their fire station?

theaveragegay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're normally called the "campus resource officer" and the one at my high school was pretty badass. Everyone liked and respected him.

Well_then_sir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's only in a few urban areas that are extremely prone to gang violence.

Sam_MMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I go to a somewhat large high school (1.5k students with no freshman) and we have ~3-5 cops but only 2 are usually on duty, sometimes 3. They're armed with a pistol, taser, pepper spray, a baton, and all the standard police gear. I don't mind having them there.

APsWhoopinRoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a cop at my school here in the US. He wasn't there for school shooting related stuff, but for drug stuff. Also, there were undercover cops mixed in with the students and they conducted a sting operation while I was there. Straight up 21 Jump Street shit

asylum117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep. We have 2 police officers and 6 security guards at our school, even though it's in a wealthy community and the #1 rated school in the state. Just one of the perks of living in a 'Christian nation'. Everyone is so friendly and peaceful. /s

LinguisticPenguin14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm also a Brit from a relatively rural area.

My high school has an officer that sometimes does talks about the same old internet safety, and to teach us not to do stupid shit that teenagers do on bonfire night and stuff.

Never actually seen for the rest of the year.

captain_nippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from Essex and my school had a policeman.

nicsta1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from the UK too but we had a police officer at our high school

clearedmycookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure how common that is, but in my school there was a police officer there, but I swear he was there to sham out of really working, since he never did anything but hang out with various staff members. Later on before I graduated, I found out his daughter goes to the school.

selkie- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am from the UK and we had a school police officer... I guess it was a good idea

speccynerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's schools in the UK which have police officers.

smashervt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a canadian living in the suburbs its crazy to me too

DoctorGirby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had several officers at our high school, in a very white bread suburban area

Somechick92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you, I am from Australia and we don't have security or anything let alone a dedicated cop!

Shredded_Cunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm British and my school had a police officer too. Not even a rough school or anything either.

MCKALISTAIR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scottish guy here, we had a police officer who just sort of sat in his office all day

Coded_Binary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Australia (and attend a very well known school) and we have a school based police officer. They mostly do guidance stuff though.

Adrewmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a security guard that was an ex-cop. Mostly he just walked around making sure people had hall passes and was called in when there was trouble with the students.

Guy was a total dick. He would simply call his old police friends to get kids in real trouble outside of the school. He literally would ride in the cop car and point people he suspected out and had the cops search them for drugs or what have you. And this wasn't on school property and after/before school hours. Wtf right.

StrawberryR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had one! And twice a year they'd bring in metal detectors, wands, and K-9 units (and a couple backup cops) and search everyone's bags when we came in the door, as well as wand you up and down and make you empty your pockets.

I remember the days before those, they were supposed to be "random" but someone would find out and it'd be a rumor running around the school that "hey, don't come into school tomorrow, they're checking everyone at the door." It was always so weird how someone found that out before it happened.

mal_one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even in Canada we had police at our school. Many high schools do here. (Calgary)

SLOurRoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you cunts still have a queen, i find that equally as crazy lol

x15MiChAeLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

4 Security and 2 Officers here. Yay

beregond23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even in Canada I had a police officer who we'd see regularly. I'm sure he made a few drug arrests from time to time but he was mostly there for community relations

CJ_Guns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Hey, at the time I was in high school I thought so too. And then they uncovered a plot that three kids were going to shoot/blow up the school on the anniversary of Columbine. Wasn't just rumors either, they had plans, started caching weapons, etc. and were indicted.

That made me feel having an officer in school, someone with proper training and immediate response, was a good idea.

EDIT: My school also had ~3500 students, so probably a little different from an English country school.

tat2mycat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As an American in a country high school, we have our own police officer.

siacadp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brit here. We had a police officer in our school. But his role was the truancy officer. Can't see why they wouldn't just hire a normal person for it.

falc0nsmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking the same thing

buzzpunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My countryside high school had a police officer assigned to it. This was in Scotland, maybe about 8-9 years ago.

Khitrir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Australia and Canada do the same thing. And its not just for stopping crimes on school grounds - it also gives kids access to someone with legal authority if they need help, allows them to interact with the kids - answering questions or giving guest lectures, that sort of thing.

Its a great idea overall imo.

AN_IMPERFECT_SQUARE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i'm from eastern europe and both my elementary school(grade 1-8) and my high school had real police officers.

i lived in a small town, and almost nothing bad happened in those schools.

I_Am_Maxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As an American student growing up in the 2000s I cannot remember a time when there was not a cop at my school :/

Nightshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm down here in Suffolk, and the school I went to had a police officer in it. She was pretty nice, though, and as far as I know we never actually ended up having a reason for her to do something specifically.

Imperial_Trooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When you go to a school with 4000 kids some crazy things can happen. Plus with how the law is written teachers can't touch kids.

Lean_And_Cuisine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school was in a nicer area, but had 6000 students so we had 4 cops and about 10 security guards.

PatKrell ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 03:50:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did a similar thing. Myself and 5 of my friends posted flyers around the school for "Fight Friday: The Power Rangers want REVENGE against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the Pits (old part of the school were the art classes were). This Friday, 7th period" We treated it like a gang and had people were headbands for the turtles or wear power ranger shirts all week. People got really into it and several fights were started over it. When Friday rolled around, we had a huge group forming the period before and when the police officers came to break up the fight, it was the six of us playing with action figures. Still got written up for gang violence or something.

Aczom ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:52:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I saw this happen with two people playing Pokemon Emerald. They were frantically dodging about in a little circle while hammering buttons on their GBAs. Good times.

swegmaster1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:20:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tuva-or-bust ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that in 8th grade but we just put a can of coke and Pepsi next to each other on the ground. Pretty funny.

nowake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:13:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:)

GrumpingIt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police officers at my high school would have peppersprayed half the crowd on their way to the middle.

Burritobandit1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:15:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine did the same thing, but it was some kid beating up a pineapple

WubWubsStuckInUrHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this your school? https://youtu.be/o1bqlezioQo

Burritobandit1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it actually is. I even know the kid who's doing it. Weird kid, good, but weird.

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:12:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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EmiliaClarkeDoMe ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 03:13:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fairly common in the states

[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 03:14:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:55:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh my god just man up

[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 04:25:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a hellhole if you're poor and impoverished, which is something your uneducated ass may have a problem with over here.

nightwing2024 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's really not scary. If you're suburban or rural, the officer is there as a formality because of Columbine. Inner city might be a bit more dangerous.

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 03:31:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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IR8Things ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like the fact mine has more freedom than your's.

Salivation_Army ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:56:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remember, guns = freedom.

nightwing2024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not a fan of guns being everywhere either, but also, those that commit shootings aren't representative of America at large.

Quachyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Considering that fights happened all the time at mine it was pretty necessary to have security guards at school.

If you are more scared of the guards than the potential of a fight happening then you've got your priorities wrong, and if you're more scared of a fight then you're prejudice against those of lower class (going by your logic).

aerosol999 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:04:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Looking back at some of the brawls that occurred at my high school it was totally necessary. I never felt unsafe though. There was some minor gang activity but they usually kept their beef to other gang members only. For the most part it was an average middle class suburban public high school.

crowseldon ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Given these types of comments, it's somewhat funny when some American redditors keep mocking south america as a "shithole" due to insecurity (Ignoring it QoF and security vary wildly)

tarants ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:13:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, no one bats an eye at colleges having lots of dedicated cops and some high schools are as big as small colleges. My high school was ~2000 students.

nivlark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm at a uni of 18,000 in the UK, of whom something like 7,000 actually live on campus. The closest we have to a police presence is a weekly surgery with a community officer. There's a university security team, but they're mostly responsible for mail, parcels deliveries etc. They'll come and tell you to shut up if your party's making too much noise but that's about it.

fnybny ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 07:41:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Colleges don't have cops, they have security... which any large institution should have.

JayPetey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:57:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of colleges have their own police department. Mine did.

mrg313 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school (3000 kids) had two designated police officers, and my college has its own police force.

tarants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My college had a dedicated police force that was an extension of the city police force. It's definitely the case for any university.

SirBensalot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:04:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
diuvic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its usually in the more ghetto part of town. I went to a Catholic private school up until high school. My dad got laid off in the summer (company moving operations to China) and we couldn't afford private school anymore. I went to a public high school and it was way fucking different. At least two cops patrolling the school everyday, it was crazy in comparison.

PotatoQuie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even the nice schools where I live have School Resource Officers. It's fairly typical in the USA.

ocha_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murica never ceases to surprise me

AalewisX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mostly there for drugs and fights

koalificated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup we have security at schools believe it or not..

Stingray88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just America bro.

Freedom

weaver_on_the_web ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:03 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well played.

circumventing_a_ban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is actually a good prank. Except at my school everyone would have gotten OSS for who knows what

Theone198 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha my school does this all the time, a group of kids gathers up and pretends like there's gonna be a fight and then someone in the middle drops a water bottle or a watermelon and everyone leaves

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love this! It causes some hell, with no damage or cleanup! Well done!

rsgamg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class did the same thing but they were actually mock fighting and it was getting intense. When the principal showed up and went in to break it up they all stopped and we sang happy birthday. The senior class and all the teachers were in on it.

sgtjustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my school but it was a dance battle

catladyfromthesstars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is great

xAC3777x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you, I needed to laugh today.

ILiveInAVillage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did a similar thing with Beyblades. Man they were cool.

THeRUSH12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fan of the prank and the username

midjuneau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened last year to the seniors. They were chanting "Fight, Fight, Fight!" When the security guards got to the middle of the circle, they found two backpacks there.

stylizedfailure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class did this too throughout the entire day in the busiest parts of the hallways, but instead of chess it was two students fighting with toy dinosaurs on the floor

eddietwang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did this in middleschool but as soon as a teacher broke into the middle (tallest kids) nobody was there, we all just sat down and acted like nothing happened

Wyodaniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank, but there's a roundabout, aka traffic circle a few blocks away from my house. It connects two of the busiest streets in town, and always has traffic going around it. My old roommate and I took advantage of the fact that the inside of the roundabout is this well-groomed little grass patch, with a small hill in the middle, and set up out there for the afternoon; We had a table, chairs, cooler full of drinks, wine glasses, food... And we played a chess game there, in the middle of traffic, for a good hour before police finally showed up.

MakeBeliefer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did this too!! And one kid died and the other who knows. Teachers just waited until the fight was over. Los Lunas, NM '90 So proud !?!

matyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EPIC AHAHAHAHA

FirstFlyingPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This has happened at my school with a dance off

amygdalawkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This one's actually really good!!

CokeFryChezbrgr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! My class did the same thing! Except instead of the front if the school, it was in a classroom. And instead of chess, one kid stabbed another. Good times.

HatchetToGather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that with rock 'em sock 'em robots.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a similar thing, but it really wasn't a prank. Just us being dicks. I saw a bunch of other seniors telling everyone to go into the hallway that connects the two halves of the school together. I wasn't sure what was happening, but started telling everyone to go into te hallway. Everyone was chanting fight. Eventually the principle made his way to the center, and everyone was chanting on a can of Coke vs a can of Pepsi.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this instead of a parking lot beach party because the principal said if we were to do a prank he didn't want us disrupting the logistics of the school and we liked him enough to abide by his wishes.

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in love with this

Wheel_Ferris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was hoping someone was beating the shit out of a pineapple

Filipino_Buddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school would've gave them detention for "instigating a fight".

Yeah, that's how bullshit my school administrators are. Even my teacher quit because of them.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

people at my school did this with rock em sock em robots and got a ticket for inciting a riot.

UndeadMeta1head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my friends also did this almost everyday in middle school except in the middle of the circle was a ceramic lawn Squirrel that we named Theo

_The-Big-Giant-Head_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

school's police officer

Wot? \o/

Dog_--_-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get back to /r/EmiliaClarke

RNG3nius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

did you go to Marshall in va? I've heard about that.

SuperCoolGuyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My cousin did it and there were just 2 lunchboxes. Must've been hilarious!

Bigbliss25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did this too but we had you dinosaurs fighting in the middle. We didn't get them back.

VeryMuchDutch101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the school's police officer

USA?

Willyjwade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These kids I went to school with got a bunch of people to surround them screaming fight and stuff and had a yugioh duel in the middle. It was kinda dorky but the look on the resource officers face when he got through the crowd to see two tubby freshmen sitting on the floor playing cards was pretty good.

okBroThatsAwkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha makes me think of this video

Ghozt25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you go to TJ?

RAFCRA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"The school police officer" Jesus Christ America... That's fucked up

kik2thedik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Archer high? We did this exact same thing in the commons

Mayhem0531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that with rock n sock em robots!

Leakimlraj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey I also love Emilia Clarke

evilmonkey00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We do this instead of chess or two cans its nothing

AcostaSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha we used to do this all the time! We did it so often that we were able to get away with a real fight once because once they saw the huge crowd they knew it must be a hoax again

AP246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School's police officer?

Eyeguyseye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your school had a police officer?!

Aocast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my school it was something similar... But instead of chess and nonviolence... It was a guy beating the living fuck out of a giant pineapple.

rawdeal351 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my friend started from one point in the school and went in opposite directions, gathering everyone and telling everyone that we were going to fight each other , it got out of hand and HALF of the highschool was there (200 people)

We diddnt have a plan so we just hugged it out untill people went away

Superj89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this...but with a thumb war.

DrippyWaffler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The schools police officer? Were you in a school or a prison?

Indigoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nowadays, they'd have a good chance to be suspended.

EatMaCookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In Highschool my friend made another friend think they were fighting someone else. At the end of school we had 50+ people walking down the oval to a fight that was never going to happen.

Also this guy (Who we pretended was having the fight) wore a hoodie all the time. In Art class me and a friend would shred paper and put it in his hoodie. At the end when the class finished, he would put it on and a hail of paper would fall out all around him.

123420tale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good way to get shot if it was in America /s

grimpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the school's police officer

Found America!

chhildeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where the hell do you live that you had a dedicated school's police officer? Or did I misunderstand something? (Sorry, not a native speaker).

amnesiac225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Genius

ParadoxAnarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your school has a police officer?

geozza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think a thumb war would have been a good one

FoolishSilvas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing happened with us.. but the 2 guys made it seem like they had beef and wanted eachother's blood on their hands, when the teachers and cops came to see what was going on.. they were just having a dance off haha

danwroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So what do you millenials do for fun

theskadudeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

school's police officer

there are schools that need a police officer?

kallicat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Your school had a police officer?

Edit: nvm, saw it answered below.

RomeNeverFell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the school's police officer

Just murica things.

acemanioo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Archer?

MaxMcMann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We also did this in Sweden however we used to scream "Heja sten". Sten in Sweden means stone and is also a name for a boy so when the teacher would come running up to the crowd the would see a stone on top of a leaf.

MintyJif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

George C Marshall highschool.

paulbamf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am blown away that you have a school police officer. Do you have a school prison?

squeege222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that freshman year with a magic game I played in.

VulturE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing, but had people playing Full-Contact Chutes and Ladders while making some instant pudding with milk from the cafeteria.

ptfreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this too! In fact, I was one of the chess players! The actual game of chess is terrible because we each had about 3 pieces and were moving two or three at a time in the panic. But I won and the vice principal's reaction of "Chess? This was over chess?!" when he got through the crowd was great.

We did a few other flash mob-y things, including getting a group pretending to be the seagulls from Finding Nemo, and giving a random girl in the commons before school a trophy, and then asking for a speech. She had no idea it was coming, and we were really good about being quick and then scattering in opposite directions without fucking up anything in our wake.

TheIncredibleD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is amazing.

Drunk_Catfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard of it being done with that rock em sock em robots game.

pizzaguyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your school had a police officer?

jnmaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha my school did this except with Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots.

Zubinator117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the best one

mc-sanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I cant make out if your school was so violent that everyone immediately assumed the worst, or so nerdy that this was all they could come up with...

thenordicbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was the same with my school, but it was two kids playing Yu Gi Oh

victiimz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used to do that almost every week but with plastic forks

ScottW51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2939 points ยท Posted at 23:37:46 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately we didn't have one.

Our principal was a hardass and said that anyone caught doing anything out of the ordinary would be expelled, would not graduate and would not be allowed to go to prom or senior night.

So we all just kind of waited around for someone ballsy enough to do something, and no one did.

kneelmortals ยท 1173 points ยท Posted at 01:49:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one but one kid threw a glitter bomb in a classroom. It was awful

charizard77 ยท 932 points ยท Posted at 04:30:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You see that's just not fun for anyone. Think of the poor janitor who had to clean that up.

dumbledore_albus ยท 773 points ยท Posted at 05:23:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Think of the poor janitor, who still coughs up glitter, 25 years later.

FTFY

sirtjapkes ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:27:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's some Dragon Tales shit.

Dukedomb ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:48:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's some 9/11 shit.

Gamebag1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:01:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except replace the glitter with asbestos

TeamLiveBadass_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and bendy steel

redhedted ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:56:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got the rainbow lung pop.

Emphasises_Words ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:01:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That reminds me of a writing prompt where glitter just kept appearing

whatisabaggins55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember that as well.

Bladethegreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You never fully recover from working in the glitter mines

mykarmadoesntmatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitter tumors.

NotSoGreatGonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But the tumors in his lungs are FABULOUS!

ChrisBrownHitMe2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WOODHOUSE

weasleman0267 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone could have lost an eye.

Cosmic_Ranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think I got the sparkly lung, Pop.

pm_me_something_op ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you could say he got...
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Glitcoma

fakeprewarbook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:00 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you suffer from sparklethelioma? There's help. Call 1-800-JAZZY-LUNG to speak with a personal injury attorney today

nikesonfuse ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:14:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LPT: vaccuum cleaner

crushcastles23 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 06:48:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you mix the glitter with just a little bit of vegetable oil, it will never come off.

metroidfan220 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:02:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Calm down Satan.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:26:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hell, bender. That was dark even to my standards.

Frisbeethefucker ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:37:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hated our senior prank because of this. Some assholes decided to pour quikrete onto the football field into the shape of a huge penis. It destroyed the field and they had to basically tear the whole thing up and repair it. I was disappointed to even be associated with the senior class that did it.

2074red2074 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class discussed pouring salt water over the soccer field in the shape of a penis to kill the grass.

IsThisUserAvailable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some say he is still there cleaning up all of the glitter.

LuckyLML3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've been that poor janitor. Fuck that person.

Jefftheperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought about throwing a stink bomb in a vent but I realized that's a terrible idea

skyman724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some say he's still cleaning to this day...at least he looks fabulous.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My year 6 teach had Sparkalophobia. On the last day of year 7 friend and I put glitter on his desk and chair. Friend decided to go over the top and put glitter on the door handles, fans, glued to the wall etc. We had to clean all the desks and vacuum the glitter up. Was not a fun last day of primary school.

ShiroiTora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, most senior pranks are pretty much punishment for the janitor in varying degrees

kneelmortals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all hated him for it.

VampireSurgeon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is at my school because we have a teacher who hates glitter.

[deleted] ยท 230 points ยท Posted at 03:48:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that would be the worse prank ever to try and be inconspicuous about. they would catch you glitter handed and you would have nothing to say for yourself

elronHubert ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 05:02:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"heee hee!" in michael jackson's voice?

alwaysquinning ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:35:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good thing it gets everywhere, including everybody else's hands.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

everyone else would have it on their bodies too

0mnicious ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:19:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Just say you found a unicorn and you offered to give him a handjob.

MeatbombMedic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:43:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't me. I was jacking off a unicorn, I swear.

Rirere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly chances are you'd be indistinguishable from someone walking through the area a few minutes later.

WalkBarryWalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

strip club?

kneelmortals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The dumbass wore a mask. He's lucky he didn't get arrested

Slight0 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:09:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not even a prank man, that's a felony.

Larjersig18 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:28:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

How so? Is it an actual bomb and I need to check myself before I wreck myself?

EDIT: I wrecked myself and should've learned what it was before saying something. Turns out is an actual felony. See /u/dangermommy's comment.

Dangermommy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:01:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Larjersig18 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:05:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll go fuck myself.

ian_juniper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Politician...politician...politician...Lindsay Lohan.

Slight0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:27 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, I was just joking; didn't realize it was an actual felony.

quantum-quetzal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God damn, so many ties to Minnesota...

veekcore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitter - the herpes of the arts and crafts

kneelmortals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was why he did it. The teacher whose classroom he glittered was very outspoken about his hatred for glitter. I once walked in to him sitting on the floor picking glitter out of the carpet after the cheerleaders.. pep rally day

EpicFail1218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend got someone's locker combo from the secretary and she and I dumped glitter all up in that guy's locker.
It was glorious.

PM_ME_FUN_STORIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors from a few years ago filled all the lockers in the school with glitter. It was just a dick move, and everyone hated them for it. It was in the halls for literally months before it faded away...

VeganGamerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a bunch of people set off stink bombs off in all the main halls and center (school was shaped with a big center area with halls extending from it). Luckily I only had one class in the morning and the rest at the college, so didn't have to deal with that o.o

KingdomSlayah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After reading about that one lady who lost an eye to glitter... I shuddered a bit.

kneelmortals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a huge amount of glitter. about a half inch thick on the floor

Throwawaymyheart01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's dangerous. Anyone remember the girl on Reddit who went blind in one eye from glitter?

Talk_Less_Smile_More ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not in my senior class, but last year a senior decided a good "prank" would be throwing a stink bomb into the library.

:(

kneelmortals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:( those poor books

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CELEBRAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!

riot92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Explosives were frowned upon in my school :(

quantum-quetzal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was once a kid who threw a glitter bomb at a football game at my school. A bunch of people got really pissed, and dragged him off to the administration. I had my SLR with me, and I happened to be changing lenses at the time. He had to pay for both my camera and lens to be shipped back to Canon for a full cleaning. That was a nice $400 lesson for him.

swimmerboy29 ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 02:40:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why would he mention the other consequences, since expulsion generally means you can't go to the school for the rest of the school year

xtirpation ยท 289 points ยท Posted at 03:21:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because he was posturing and doesn't actually have the power to expel students without a good reason.

Eurynom0s ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:22:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These sorts of threats don't need to actually work once everything is said and done. Keeping you from prom, keeping you from graduation...you'll get your diploma, but a lot of people value events like graduation for more than just the part where you get your diploma, and even when you eventually win, you've still missed prom or graduation or whatever.

DelayedEntry ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:30:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school, it felt like a significant amount of people chose to skip prom and grad in favor of student hosted events.

I believe it might also be common elsewhere?

TheHornyToothbrush ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:59:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope our school doesn't do this, cause I never get invited.

saucey_cow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:14:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, nobody actually went to the dances. They got canceled every year since nobody would buy tickets.

BobPeanut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

significant amount of people chose to skip from and grad in favor of student hosted events

And here I am... Not going to any school event OR student hosted event. But hey! I've almost finished my season objectives in Diablo 3 so at least I have that.

FusRoBlah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:03:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd enjoy it if you went, man.

Redbulldildo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tell that to the class I had last semester, every single one laughed together when asked by the teacher about prom.

mattmonkey24 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:34:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prom sucked, graduation is a bunch of "i had a kid in highschool, my grandparents are taking care of the kid, worship me" speeches

Only thing I cared about was the diploma, except a GED would have been quicker and easier.. oh well

SpiderTechnitian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The principal really meant you wouldn't walk at graduation, not that you wouldn't graduate.

ManPumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most senior pranks cause a ridiculous amount of disruption.

sirgog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You might get killed...

Or worse... EXPELLED

OmicronMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, as far as I know, if you get expelled and aren't allowed to graduate, therefore you are held back and have to go to your zoned school to take senior year again.

malkariss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:29:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well aside from the "not graduating" part, I've heard that thats a big one

Redbulldildo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:04:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Expulsion means you are kicked out of the school board, permanently. It means that you can't go to that school, or any other school in the region.

Or at least, that's the way it is here. He couldn't expel someone without taking it to the board, who absolutely would not do it over a senior prank.

bagboyrebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Expulsion is not necessarily permanent, and I don't believe it always requires board approval.

cbrcmdr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school still had classes after graduation. We came back with water balloons and drenched the underclassmen at the end of their last day.

sheplax10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing happened to my school :(

Kalaziel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our administration made every senior sign a waiver basically saying that we would except punishment from the law if we tried to do any kind of senior prank. So we didn't do anything, but the previous year the seniors camped on the courtyard area and got arrested for trespassing.

EnkoNeko ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:09:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus your school sounds far, far too strict. We get muck-up day, but it's almost been shut down once because of some big pranks.

Kalaziel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't too bad. They weren't strict on pretty much anything else. We had just had a couple bad senior pranks in a row.

EnkoNeko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last years seniors at my school put the school up on Gumtree. They even made and planted this pro-looking full size FOR SALE sign in front of the school.

SenorRobert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same. It's really sad / awesome to read everyone else's experiences though.

EnkoNeko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If anyone did do something cool and everyone knew except the teachers, they would so be hailed as a hero.

none4gretch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That happened to the class after mine. I wasn't involved in any of the pranks from my year, but I felt they were relatively tame in comparison to earlier classes. But two guys from my year weren't allowed to walk in graduation and had some criminal charges filed against them to make a statement about doing pranks, so the class following us didn't do anything anyone heard about.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then don't get caught!

bunsfordays223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same, so some of the kids played it safe. Ended up with stupid pranks like a pillow fight and other failed attempts

Unathana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same. Our principal prevented a few guys in the year before us from walking across the stage at graduation for their pranks (which I still think we're pretty amazing), and so when he told us we'd be fucking busted, we believed him. We didn't do anything.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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torik0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They give you a fake diploma on stage, mail the real one weeks later.

SchuminWeb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school gave out the real diplomas at graduation. It really was over when you walked across the stage.

Goku_Uzamaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the year before us really fucked up by letting the air out of the bus tires, which made the tires flat. The kids had to pay a few thousand each and they were hardasses on my whole grade the next year because of it.

Doctursea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My had one over seen by the administrators. Honestly at that point I can't believe people actually did it.

RobinBankss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The largest bluff I've ever heard. It's Huge!

Atheist101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a private school and our principal said that if there were any senior pranks, the entire class's graduation ceremony would be cancelled. We'd still get our diplomas and graduate but there wouldnt be any ceremony. That put the end to whatever pranks we had planned because many kids wanted to go through with the whole dress up and look pretty in a gown thing and the parents had paid a lot of money for us to go to the private school so they'd be mad too.

Arimarismacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Warden White? I recall an assembly she ran saying this at my HS

Fedwinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similar case at my school. We were faced with ISS if we participated in Senior skip day cause someone told when we had decided to do it. No one skipped. For a personal prank though me and a friend ripped an outer layer of clothing off during fourth period to reveal me as Batman and him as the Riddler before i chased him out through the full cafeteria!

BreakFreeTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hah! Our principal also said we wouldn't get out diplomas. Except he couldn't enforce it. Parents basically threatened to sue, and I live in a rich area so there were plenty of parents willing, and the principal basically apologized. I wasn't involved in the prank, but it was still weird to see

Nebben86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school, our principal said the same thing, but he put a twist on it. Instead of just forbidding us from pulling a senior prank, he also set aside a day for the class that was supposed to be something like an adaptation of The Amazing Race; basically, it would be like a scavenger hunt for the seniors. He said wanted us to come to school on our last day before finals and hunt around the campus for various items the faculty had hidden and whoever found everything first would be exempt from one final exam of their choosing.

But the joke ended up being on him, because we all just decided to make that our senior ditch day anyway. Grades are bullocks when you're a high school senior.

Edit: a word

AdventurePee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one, just because we were a school filled with goodie two shoes rich kids with not enough guts to do any prank

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here. My high school is the worst experience in my life so far, and the people in authority there were the worst I've ever met. One of the many things the school did was emphasise tradition and other crap, and as a part of that didn't really let the student body to do anything independent.

Attila_22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a new headmaster in our final year and he said the same stuff. So people snuck in overnight and trashed the school. Everyone got sent home while the police tried to figure out who did it. They later sent an email asking people to confess in return for reduced punishment so I guess they never figured it out.

360sonajetski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thanks for letting us know

LacidOnex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I received my diploma and sat back down innocuously. Then released 120 crickets.

goddessofentropy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My principal did the same, and we're just going to all dress up as clowns and behave like nothing's up

Chawkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

same :/

Rated00R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's when you enlist outside help. Get some friends from a close by highschool to come and do some lighthearted shenanigans. Although, then you enter territory of what is and isn't considered vandalism.

Drunkenaviator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior "prank" was that we extended senior cut day to senior cut week.

ameristraliacitizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What? Prom is way before you do your senior prank, your school is weird to me.

computeraddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My principal did this. So I epoxied a quarter to the floor of one of the hallways as a form of rebellion. When I ran into a younger alum several years later, he reported it was still there, still fooling freshmen. I'm not sure how long the pencils I stuck in the vaulted ceiling lasted.

e: found another alum in this thread. The pencils apparently lasted 7 years.

Knomers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We weren't allowed to do them either. But that was because some years before some dude decided to put a smoke bomb inside one of the water fountains...apparently he didn't do it right, and it ended up exploding while a girl was trying to drink from it and several people had to go to the hospital for serious burns. So yeah. No pranks allowed.

LongkieKong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much the same here, but some kid let loose like 30 bouncy balls in one of the 4 staircases we had during class that all just ended up on the floor and the janitor cleaned them up before like anyone besides like 50 people knew.

BartlebyX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd have told him to stick it and do something harmless. They can't legally expel you without good cause.

SeattleSunrise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school did a really similar thing. Expulsion if it was extreme, but mostly suspension threats. There was a massive food fight as a "senior prank" (not a particularly funny one but okay) and half of the senior class was suspended. The remaining students protested by doing another senior prank...of bringing their pets to school...and got suspended. Over 100 suspensions in less than a week...

fatmand00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They really, really like to throw around the E-word the last two weeks or so of school don't they? My vice principal was a pretty decent guy who I got on well with, and even he threatened to expel me if he found out I knew anything about somebody waterbombing younger students. Not even if I was involved, if I knew about it.

Jokes on him I knew exactly who it was, but I wasn't about to talk after that was I?

GenBlase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Send a glitter bomb to his house. Then you can call it a personal senior prank.

sageleee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school we weren't allowed to walk at graduation if anyone pulled a prank, mainly because of past years senior pranks gone wrong.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would of been that ballsy retard, I wasn't allowed to go my Prom for a long list of things. Went the after party at someones house tho an got hella wasted

polysyllabist2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's because he doesn't want shit pranks. He's waiting for something so amazing, so good that the students couldn't not do it, even though the repercussions of getting caught were so high.

And you let him down. Again.

There he sits, scratching off another notch under his desk. 8 years and still no cool pranks. What's wrong with these kids? Am I out of touch, he ponders to himself.

No, it's you children that are wrong.

nealius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heh, we didn't even have a prom because it "encouraged sexuality." It wasn't even a religious school.

DoggyAfuera0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ELHS prison?

keith_HUGECOCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you go to school in Texas?

modomario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Couldnt you all go back after you graduated to pull one?

PhoenixCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, they wouldn't really expel you for anything that wasn't hurting anything.

Guzzles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:45:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kinda be thankful for that. Our "ballsy" kid called a girl on her cellphone from a payphpne and said he had a gun pointed on her.

All because cellphones got banned, but loosley tangential. Mainy because he was a fucking idiot.

ModernLoverr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:11:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same shit was with us. ALL EYES WERE ON ME! I was the biggest douche bag troublemaker, but I decided it ain't worth it.

eeahwoo ยท 2750 points ยท Posted at 23:27:56 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all decided it would be great idea to park in complete disorganization. See all those orderly lines on the ground? Fuck those. We also locked the principal's car to one of those cinder block parking stoppers. It wound up making the morning news and he (the principal) threatened to call the towing company.

Was it the greatest prank? No. But it was ight.

A_Game_of_Scones ยท 1373 points ยท Posted at 01:21:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brick my wheel? YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ILL CALL A TOW TRUCK

Wyodaniel ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 02:33:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your username made me giggle, and made my belly rumble.

EnkoNeko ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:05:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right now i'm imagining Joffrey scoffing down scones while he orders men onto the battlefield.

Demonslayerlozer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:59:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right now im imagining Joffrey scoffing down men while he orders scones onto the battlefield.

EnkoNeko ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:10:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Joffrey: Left blueberry flank, engage the enemy!

omnomnom... Bring me some more of these slaves, I like their flesh!

Joffrey: Mounted raisin cavalry, flank them and drive them back!

DakiniBrave ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:24:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it hard to imagine a dead kid eating scones?

EnkoNeko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Noooooo, don't spoil it for me i've only just started A Feast for Crows

DakiniBrave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhhhh shit.... sorry.... to be fair it's been out for a long time

EnkoNeko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I know, not your fault. I've got the unofficial PDF on my phone but that's terrible to read with, so I've put reading it on hold and have been waiting for one month exactly for the official eBook to come in.

Wyodaniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, when Star Wars came out in Dec, everyone at work who hadn't seen it yet was like "Nobody better spoil it for me!"

We had one kid who apparently was raised by Gypsies, cause he hadn't seen a single one, and wanted to race through the first 6 before he went to see Ep 7, so he was always like "Nobody better spoil any of these for me! NO SPOILERS!"

SealDaGrassTheisman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks a lot....dick.

DakiniBrave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, that episode has been out for nearly a year now and the book even longer... there has been plenty of time for you to watch it or read it...

isyourlisteningbroke ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:04:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're pronouncing it wrong.

Woodsie13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:58:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It doesn't even rhyme though.

PoliticalLava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

U avin a giggle their m8

flyingseel ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:45:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took it as he threatened to call a tow truck on all the students cars that weren't parked correctly.

Dark_magician_girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think he meant a tow truck for their cars, not his :p

Rodents210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...to tow the students' cars, not his.

raoulduke12 ยท 963 points ยท Posted at 04:48:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last week of our senior year, they decided to assign parking spots by number and let students pay for them instead of parking for free on a first come first serve basis the following semester. They finished numbering the lot with over 600 numbers, and the next night, 6 of us went out there with cans of black spray paint and covered up every single number.

It wasn't technically a senior prank, but it felt pretty good.

[deleted] ยท 225 points ยท Posted at 05:43:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would so suck to be the school

P8zvli ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 06:12:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it was done with just a rattle can it would probably come off with a pressure sprayer and uncover the road paint, no repainting necessary.

Kuntpicker ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:43:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You forget that schools are cheap, they probably used a rattle can to lay the numbers.

PookiSpooks ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:32:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what my school did. I know because we had to repaint it to use for band... With a rattle can

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:36:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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PookiSpooks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh we weren't even told to, we had a couple of band members fix it because it had never been repainted and we needed new lines

Melotonius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"rattle can"

P8zvli ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 06:10:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would have covered up two of the digits at each space so there would be 60 spots numbered zero, 60 lots numbered one, etc. and they would be spread out seemingly randomly.

raoulduke12 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 06:42:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds awesome, if not mind bogglingly difficult to plan and execute in the middle of the night.

P8zvli ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:49:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But you've got a whole senior class helping you out, right? And you're all mutants who can see in the dark!

LoveOfProfit ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 06:56:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
raoulduke12 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 07:13:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So YOU'RE the guy who gets caught.

P8zvli ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:06:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't use flashlights, you'll get caught.

raoulduke12 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:15:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure the only reason we never got caught was the small number of people involved. I'm not sure what it costs to number 600 parking spots, but it's definitely not something a high school student can make in a couple months.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:35:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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raoulduke12 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:52:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would argue it's 15/10ths of the work, because you still have to spray every single spot, but you have to be accurate enough to not spray one of the digits.

_quantum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:16:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just use a piece of cardboard or something to cover the one number.

AntimanV101 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 05:29:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You, you are the hero we need.

Thermoshock ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:31:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Modern day robin hood

theghostinwinterfell ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:44:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

need details of the reaction for my justice boner

raoulduke12 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 05:52:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's weird, nobody said anything, there were no gestapo questionings, it just kind of remained untalked about by the administration. I like to think they realized how shitty of an idea it was and let it go but who knows. I guess it was technically after school had let out, but before graduation because they wouldn't have numbered the spots while all the kids were still parking there every day, I think it took them like 5 days to do.

I should go back and see if they ever renumbered them, as far as I know they remained that way.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:47:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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raoulduke12 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:16:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something like...no numbers at all?

SUCK_DICK_FOR_33K_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:22 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No like, if you had an assigned number 345 and couldn't find it because every parking spot is in random order. If there were no numbers anyone would just park in the first space and there would be no disorganization.

raoulduke12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:15 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah I get it. That is funny.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fight the power!

notapoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's really awesome

indiefolkfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lucky man, they make us pay $150 and we can't park there two months out of the school year.

Calamity701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of my moms senior prank. They cordoned off the parking lot and asked for a fee. Paid part of the senior vacation (Abifahrt in german).

PrivateCaboose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like when our school decided too many upperclassmen were ditching class, so they started locking the student parking lot between 2nd-6th period (we had a closed campus so you weren't supposed to be coming/going between those times anyway). The result was just all of the students parking in the nearby neighborhoods, and with over 400 seniors alone you can imagine how fast the neighborhoods filled up. After a week of an entire neighborhood calling the school to complain, they just gave up and left the gates open.

0110100001101000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

our school had different colored parking spots for teachers and students. yellow for teachers and white for students. well, naturally, we painted them all white.

antellite ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:33:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was tradition at my school to do the disorderly parking thing, except people would park all over the lawn. A friend of mine somehow got a flat tire in the process and didn't know how to change it, so the vice principle had to come out and do it for him.

The_Cold_Tugger ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:00:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well that's embarrassing

TheHornyToothbrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not knowing how to change a flat tire isn't embarrassing.

KarmaCommando_ ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:42:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how do you not know how to change a tire

U_Damn_Hipsters ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:08:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did this at my school. They were all towed by lunch.

chrisalexbrock ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:47:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does one tow a parking lot full of cars before lunch?

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:01:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Towing company wants $$$

U_Damn_Hipsters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was the entire parking lot, maybe 20 or 30 idiot seniors who decided to do it. Get a couple tow trucks and you could clear that place out pretty quickly when word spreads.

frosty95 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:01:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The key is to make the cars hard to tow, crank the wheels at a crazy angle, put it in 4wd if it has it, set the ebrake. The harder you make it the less likely they are gonna bother.

Logic_Bomb421 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flatbed.

TwistedFabulousness ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:46:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors at my school did the disorderly parking a few years ago. It was honestly so weird to see cars not using the lines. I was super uncomfortable

LonleyViolist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors at my school did that a while back. It was super lame.

CoCo26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did something similar but we just blocked off spaces by parking horizontal across the parks spaces and blocking entrances and exits

LonleyViolist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:32:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seems kinda shitty for the underclassmen.

VampireSurgeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would you say it was about.. 3-4 years ago?

TwistedFabulousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was like 2 years ago, sorry!

BuyThisVacuum1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:48:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school played the "park wherever" prank everyday.

CoCo26 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:24:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's just a prank bro chill

smiles134 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did this my senior year and a fuckload of people got their cars towed.

My senior class was filled with a lot of assholes, so it didn't bother me

AstandardJoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class last year did this and I thought it was the lamest thing.

dawidowmaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where do you even get one of those things

Krugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The school in my neighbouring town did this. The towing company made some good profits that day.

TheC3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I high school near me did that and they all actually got towed

MaxHannibal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing and the principal stated over the speakers he would call the towing company. We came from a small enough school this was a credible threat. So it was fixed by first period.

CupcakesAreTasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors did that to the teacher's parking lot a few years back. They made the teachers park a good distance away.

Which would have been funny if I weren't eight and a half months pregnant and parking right at the main entrance because I was having a complicated pregnancy and wasn't allowed to walk considerable distances.

Those buttheads didn't even offer to help me with my bags. They were lucky I was in a good mood that day.

Weasley_is_our_king1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class also did the disorganized parking. Except they actually gave people tickets and put boots on the nicer cars.

ukulelerapboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait where was this? The seniors in my school did this too!

VampireSurgeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thought this was my school until the cinder block part.

zekoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all decided it would be great idea to park in complete disorganization. See all those orderly lines on the ground? Fuck those. We also locked the principal's car to one of those

most kids at my school did that everyday

felifae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class did this. It was funny at first but then the principle came over the intercom and told everyone to move or they'd get a ticket and/or towed and that it was a safety hazard.

Fun while it lasted.

Thiswasoncesparta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spain park?

HEBushido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class did that, then everyone had to move because the cops where gonna start ticketing.

FrenchPoodle666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit is that UC high????

Gruffyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did something similar, except we parked on the actual grounds instead of the parking lot itself. So when you went to the gym doors, there's two Ford Focuses on either side of the rail, or a mustang outside the lunch hall.

PatriotsFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that too, like almost exactly, did you go to my school haha.but apparently it was so bad that people couldn't navigate the parking lot, and they had everyone park correctly, so we had like every senior go out and repark their cars. However there was many that couldn't be moved at all due to being completely blocked in.

Grabbioli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors at my school did something similar one year. They double parked the entire parking lot. Now, anywhere else, this wouldn't be a problem for most people with the exception of those in the immediate area. Local roads are blocked up and, worst case scenario, a few people are late to work. This was not the case.

The infrastructure around the school was never designed to facilitate the massive influx of drivers every day, as it was mostly a residential area right off a major highway before the school was built.

Now, this was in the suburbs of Atlanta, and if there's anything you need to know about Atlanta, it's that practically no one actually lives in the city. The sheer number of commuters from the suburbs causes daily traffic jams beyond the scale of most cities, giving it the second worst traffic problem in the nation.

Being right off a major highway, the double parking backed up traffic onto the road, which in turn backed it up onto the highway and, unlike a normal traffic jam, there was nowhere for these cars to go or filter out to. So there was just shy of 1000 cars with nowhere to go sitting on a major highway close to where it intersected another major highway, causing a chain reaction of blockage. The senior class singlehandedly managed to congest the ENTIRE CITY for hours.

TL;DR seniors double parked the parking lot and blocked up the entire city highway system

skinclimb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did something very similar and then a group of juniors thought it would be funny to vandalize our cars. Several of them got arrested.

Thaedael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had double doors that lead to a great hall where our morning meetings were at my highschool. We had cars blocking a bunch of the teacher's parking for fun, and found out that the double doors could have the central columns taken out, allowing smaller cars the ability to drive right into the great hall.

burtwart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We parked in the teachers parking lot in the early morning before anyone else got there, so when the teachers showed up there was nowhere for them to park. It was a very funny start to the day and definitely worth the 45 minute senior assembly on respect.

FastGecko5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a sophomore, the seniors at our school did the completely disorganized parking thing. They all got parking tickets.

FOOLAnonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the park thing as well except I lived in a farming town so everybody brought their tractors and lawn mowers and shit

aatencio91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parking lot mayhem was our route, too.

Our senior lot had one entrance and one exit. We spent weeks gathering construction cones and even snagged a Sidewalk Closed sign. We coned off the exit about 10 minutes before class let out so all traffic had to go in and out of one lane. Many parents picked their kids up in that lot so just as many cars were trying to get in as out.

dyljo5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the seniors when i was a sophomore did the same thing with parking but get this.....they played loud music.....and danced!!! oh boy it was such a riot!! what a killer prank!

Someguy_1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did the awful parking everyday anyways. Small-ish school though. It was annoying to get blocked in.

lewko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As an adult I now know that fucking with a poor teacher's car was just a terrible thing to do.

Back then, we removed the wheels from ten staff cars and threw all the wheel nuts in a bucket. Took them hours...

UFCFan25918 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aight not ight. Do you even ebonize

PacoTaco321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand why he would threaten calling the towing company unless he was implying that he would tow everyone.

gamedude309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in Atlanta? and did you possibly miss a band made up of teachers?

weoson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of friends of my brother, moved one of the teachers car in between two trees.

Not as a prank but because everybody disliked him.

Next day came around and he is walking from class to class, asking for the guilty to come forward because he called the police and they took fingerprints and they tested "positive".

Nobody came forward and soon afterwards he brought a bigger car to prevent it from happening again.

callm3fusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before me did that! Jeez do you live in Washington?

dreadstrong97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dexter, MI?

giantchar20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We too had park like a freshman day.

mobs57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was just my high school every day. Technically the school reaerved the right to tow cars if they werent properly parked, but there was no way that tow truck wouldve gotten to them anyway. But thats what happens when theres 1000 students able to drive (juniors and seniors) and 400 parking spots.

Radiation___Dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My buddy had the idea to make a giant handicapped parking spot stencil and blue chalk every spot to make them handicapped spots. He was all talk, I was so on board for that

ckuwiy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The previous graduating class had done that at my school. It was kind of lame because they did it to send a message to the underclassmen parking in the front lot (they are supposed to park in the back), I parked just as retarded wherever I could and just went on about my day.

Ain't no shitty parking going to ruin my optimal parking space.

TheDoonBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school did the same thing, but instead of calling a tow truck, admin decided to fine everyone parked improperly. Being a large school, we had to pay to park so the school was able to identify a few hundred plates pretty fast as they had them all in the system. Students were not allowed to walk at graduation until their $10 fine was paid, so the school made a good amount of money the next day.

The best part was watching a bitter senior pay the school in nickels and dimes.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hmm seems as if you went to the same school as me

stranded_in_china ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The grade before me somehow got the principal's car up on the flipping roof.

Nuckin_futs_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:38:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure they did.

maniacallore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

qwerto14 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:27:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol at my school we just parked like a Parkinson's victim's attempt at a Mondrian every day. Bunch of assholes, we were.

Patar103 ยท 3112 points ยท Posted at 00:24:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was scared of seniors pulling pranks especially since the previous year made slip n slides and had a massive water gun+balloon fight indoors.

The staff didn't want anyone to get hurt or the school to be vandalized so the principal offered a free bbq and free ice cream from a truck on the final day if no prank was pulled.

People were planning to rent cows and pigs to release inside. But that wasn't good enough, our class had to step it up!!

In the end, you know what our prank was? Nothing. We just had the bbq.

Noah-R ยท 2274 points ยท Posted at 03:41:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The obvious answer would have been to pull the prank at the bbq

hushgod ยท 1364 points ยท Posted at 04:11:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Hey, we brought our own meat!"

My_Name_Is_Santa ยท 452 points ยท Posted at 05:03:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then get the country kids to butcher the cows on site and cook em up?

bobboobles ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 06:20:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't beat fresh meat.

hushgod ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:29:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Might as well beat your meat while eating it too

Exert dominance over the Man!!! No prank is a prank until it's gone too far

jayj59 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:00:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watch me

dorkiesan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:29:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

โ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ค อœส– อกยฐ) โ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด

-Mantis ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:10:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

โ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ค อœส– อกยฐ) (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ค Busted

gata59 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

From cow? Yes you can, it's tough and flavorless fresh

bobboobles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I know. The jokes though.

gata59 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know what you mean ha doctor's really from on beating fresh meat, they want to clean em off or something first

TheDutchCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't beat Vera's meat.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I do every day

Legit_Skwirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

unless your name is Jared

buraas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:31:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You misspelled your username, Satan.

Panaphobe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:01:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You won't get your deposit back on the rental if you do that.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would have fucking loved to butcher a whole cow for a bbw.

BeckoningTrack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

man. just for some possible loving? i mean why?

Misalettersorta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ron, are you gonna butcher this hog in public?

Yes, I have a permit

[Opens paper]

I do what I want.

TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yee haw

Lord_Nuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeahhh, that sounds pretty delicious.

Ordinary_Fella ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 07:21:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My welding class butchered all the chickens FFA kids had raised and cooked them during class. It was a 2 block class so it worked out well. I loved that class so much. The greenhouse and workshop buildings were right next to each other weren't connected to the main school and there was a lake about 100 feet behind the greenhouse. We didn't have any tools for butchering really, we just swung the chickens around by the neck and then flicked them down and they pop off. Its a really simple thing really. Then we had a contest to see whos chicken would walk the farthest after losing its head and one almost walked into the lake. We did all this at 8 in the morning in highschool. I really miss being in highschool now.

EDIT: We didn't do this as a prank. It was part of the class. No one bought the chickens at the end of the showing year so the teacher decided we would just eat them and he used the rest we didn't eat at the end of year FFA banquet. This is just the fastest and easiest way to kill chickens.

Icalhacks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone killed the chickens at our school, and a goat as well. Police were called, investigations were made.

zainhatesyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think its only okay if they eat them, if not its just kinda fucked up

Persiano123 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:09:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

whips out penis

hushgod ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:32:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I got a hot dog for you, Mr. Principal."

Einsteinbomb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:07:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, if you returned rented pigs and cows in the form of say...steaks and pork chops what are the chances you'll get your deposit back?

hushgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm sell them the fresh meat for the amount of the deposit :D throw in a couple of corn on the cobs as a show of good faith

WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Teller8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talk about a brojob

CtrlAltDamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(ย อกยฐย อœส–ย อกยฐย )

itsjustathrowawaybro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And then slaughter the squealing animals in front of the bbq goers.

hushgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At that point, I must insist...

FOOD FIIIIIGHT!

itsjustathrowawaybro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone just thrusts their hands into the still beating carcasses of the slaughtered animals, tearing, ripping and biting pieces of bloody entrails and limbs to be tossed into the fighting of thine food

wokeupquick2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This guy pranks.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!"

Jiveturkey72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sigh unzips pants

TheHornyToothbrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abortions!?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because at the beginning of the year, the principal said "The children who want to pull a prank AT the BBQ can beat it!"

Damn guy was running the long con.

MetaCommando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Tell Ron Swanson to bring Tom out."

inquirewue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Ron! You can't kill that pig!"

"I have a permit."

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whip your dick out and lay it on the grill? That'll show them!

trethompson ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:18:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They could've released the cows and pigs and claimed they thought they were supposed to bring their own meat to the bbq...

Sinetan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:50:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Release two pigs inside the school, one labeled #2 and the other labeled #3.

baardvark ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:55:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, hide all the napkins or something.

sododgy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:42:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like to believe that the principal put laxatives in the food and pranked the fuck out of the unsuspecting kids.

That was the day Mr. Nelson finally earned the respect of those kids

NicNoletree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BBQ - pulled pork prank

GordionKnot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nah, right after the bbq finishes

alphanurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To make the bbq taste awful

lars2458 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 06:00:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior class released 3 - 5 live chickens into the school.

What we didn't realize was that our principal grew up on a farm. He wrangled up every damn chicken.

foxytheterrorterrier ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:38:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did chickens but everyone lives on a farm so they were caught before most people saw.

Also the dickbro that kept a live chicken in a backpack in his locker was in serious trouble because a lot of people were upset for the poor chicken.

The_MAZZTer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:42:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Technically, your prank was tricking the principal to treat you all to BBQ and ice cream.

gingerdg ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:41:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what a power move by the school

TRB1783 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our seniors used to have a water gun/water balloon fight during the last week of school. My freshman year, the district superintendent's son filled his gun and balloons with bleach. Thankfully, no one got blinded, but a bunch of kids got splashed. Nothing happened to him, of course, because his dad got him out of trouble, but that was the last senior water fight.

marilyn_morose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to a country school. Mostly rancher and farmer kids - like 1/3 of the entire school was gone during apple harvest. Pranks always ended up being sheep or bull balls (from castrating animals) strewn about. Garlands above lockers, piles in hallways, tossed into the girls locker room. Whatever mischief you can come up with for balls was done.

jonnyp11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So your class successfully conned the school out of a free BBQ, good prank IMO

rokss8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing this is the same school as the guy above in maryland?

Patar103 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope Canada

Buttersstotch18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our plan was to have a massive water fight in the commons of my hs. The day of, somehow the teachers caught wind and threatened that anyone caught would not be allowed to graduate. The speed at which the word was spread to bail was so quick. Shame really, that would have been really fun.

attack_robots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you guys know where a good cow rental place is?

My_Name_Is_Santa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nebraska

Bmackenzie7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you go to high school in Cincinnati?

CaptAhabsMobyDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wow, our previous seniors did this, slip n slide and water balloon/gun fight and the next year our principal called the police to make sure no trouble happened

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bbq is best

PlamenDrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you pulled pork?

fubar686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You said Canada right? Was that at St Francis?

McBonderson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having a massive water gun fight sounds like an episode of community.

itsjaay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the best prank at my high school was someone releasing two chickens to run amok.

travers114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kits?

dissolvedpancreas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That seems like a cool principal.

rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You cost the school money. That's the BEST prank!

Vindictius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Montreal ?

gzrh1971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude this is exactly what happened in my school are u from Australia

fishfool1978 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

South Forsyth?

imtriing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can rent livestock? What would be the purpose of renting livestock?

itavara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does one "Rent a cow?"

Kinkaypandaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds like crescent..

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a wine and cheese.

QWERTY-POIUYT1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speaking of cows...way back in college, they pranked a particularly nasty person by stealing a cow, leading it up to his room on the second floor, and securing it to the radiator(old building). They wired the light bulb overhead to two buckets of water that they placed the cows front and rear leg in. The guy comes home drunk at two in the morning, flips the light switch, hears a thunderous "MOOOOOOOOOORRRNGH!" and a gigantic thud. By the time he gets the bathroom light on, he's got twelve hundred pounds of dead cow laying on his floor to get rid of...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What would the principal have done had you pulled the prank after the BBQ had been served? Sued you?

This seems like a stupid move on the part of the principal and a really naive (or honourable, I guess) move on behalf of the students. Unless the principal was confident in his students' lack of thinking.

TimeSyphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly bribing you with a BBQ was decent of them. My class was in a similar situation except instead of BBQ we got searched, threatened, and our diplomas were held until after the event.

Tater8q3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rouse?

lostintransactions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People were planning to rent cows and pigs to release inside.

Ah yes, the good old days when we were young and stupid.

"Hey let's rent some pigs and cows to release inside, they'll never know who did it!"

BrokeBackJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you go to NFA?

klmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:23 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scotland?

phmuz ยท 3445 points ยท Posted at 23:23:18 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We turned our building into a crime scene, with a body, fake blood, some people dressed up as cops and investigators and everything. Then later we accused our principal and arrested him in a cage on the school court for everybody to see. His only chance to get out was by his teacher winning mini games against us.

PlanetElka ยท 2045 points ยท Posted at 01:19:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like a cool principal

phmuz ยท 1631 points ยท Posted at 03:44:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indeed. His requirement was to speak it through with him beforehand, but he was even dressed up in striped convict clothes when we came to his office to get him.

[deleted] ยท 590 points ยท Posted at 05:24:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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phmuz ยท 409 points ยท Posted at 06:20:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea I just realized in hindsight how awesome that was.

lewko ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:42:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That your principal was an ex-con?

phmuz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:45:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He might be, who knows. Now that I think about it, he always had that leather briefcase with him... Who knows what was in there..

giraffecause ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:20:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plot twist: it was no costume and he did not know that was happening that day.

phmuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you think he just got out of prison? Oh yea i bet he was actually sentenced for something and they would just let him out to not blow his cover as a fink.

ameristraliacitizen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damm, at my school we would be arrested for impersonating an officer before that shit happened.

joe_hoe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:23:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not really a prank then

mementori ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:49:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, if the teachers didn't know, if a lot of the other students didn't know... Then yeah, good prank.

-Captain- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:45:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You want some more (GONE WRONG SEXUAL ABUSE) shit?

TheFreaky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:00:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's just a prank bro!

rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol, I thought you surprised him, and everyone not a senior, with this.

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He was the only one involved which is kinda sad but made it more fun foe everyone else i guess

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn I wish I had this principal

[deleted] ยท 433 points ยท Posted at 01:55:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine he legit got locked in classic

sirtjapkes ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:36:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SENIOR PRANK [GONE CAPTIVE]

Overreacting_is_life ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:24:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SENIOR PRANK IN THE HOOD [GONE BDSM]

BlissnHilltopSentry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's always a bolt cutter at schools

kryonik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't spell school principal without cool principal.

ASlowBee ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:50:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is basically what I'm planning on doing this year, except I'm not a senior and this wouldn't be a prank; I'm a forensics teacher and this is my final.

phmuz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:00:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you are going to be a forensic teacher or are you already?

ASlowBee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am already, it's my first year teaching though.

phmuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh okay got it! That's cool though, congrats on being successful in live.

swigglediddle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think he means that it's his final year of being a forensics teacher

butterypanda ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:38:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ya ok

freethenip ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:17:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

are you the grim reaper from bill and ted's excellent adventure

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:51:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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phmuz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:21:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No I'm sorry, it was a German school.

360sonajetski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:40:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is far too organized and good-natured.

phmuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, that's how you get that kind of cool and chilled teachers/principals. It is just natural that they cant joke around with the bad mannered kids.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:19:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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phmuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:20:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wut, that would happen there?

The_Cold_Tugger ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:12:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This didn't happen did it

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 06:29:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some schools will sponsor shit like this so the students don't break in after hours and hurt the property or themselves.

phmuz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:38:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea the year before some kids messed up the teachers room and stole stuff, so I guess they were glad to get away so easy.

Overreacting_is_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school does this, must add that I live in the Netherlands so it's all a bit different. We have a day planned out and a committee including teachers to organize it but that doesn't mean we tell them everything we'll do. (Insert evil laughter here)

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It did exactly like that! And in reality it was even more crazy than you imagine..

JamEngulfer221 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:47:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry your school sucked

Allisonelisabeth0514 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like that you said fake blood, but not fake body...

phmuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhh uhm you know.. Of course it was fake hahahhahaha... Silly you haha..

Allisonelisabeth0514 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!! Hahahahah...

Abascus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats basically our plan for this year but with a pirate theme. Whenever a teacher looses a game he'll be thrown in the water :)

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds really cool! Just make sure to get a go from your principal or someone. And one game needs to be singing in pirate slang!

FinAdartse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is amazing!

mintoutta10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Real body, fake blood, sounds like fun

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fun indeed.

MiddleThumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"A body" "Fake blood" Who'd you kill?

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An inflatable sexdoll dressed up as a hooker it was.

MiddleThumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well that settles it.

CeriseArt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But was the body fake too?

Hashisme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like Zimbardo

NotSoGreatGonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trial by combat.

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trial by rap battle

PythonEnergy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should have given him math problems. He would never get out.

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bear him with his own weapons.. I like that.

danwroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds brilliant

TheTweets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a body, fake blood...

So let me get this straight, you murdered someone and displayed the body but faked the blood?

Jesus, what an amateur!

phmuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you see how genius that was? Noone will ever know!

ophello ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 06:04:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sasukefan99 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 06:21:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reeks of /r/thathappened

phmuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cant really prove it rn

GinkoTotoro ยท 1954 points ยท Posted at 23:12:14 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't show up for like two months and they kicked me out. I showed them!

Mandoge ยท 1267 points ยท Posted at 23:47:00 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha! Fuckin nerds!

takeachillpill666 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:42:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LOL epic prank!!

NTOU99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bet you laughed for months!

Mandoge ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:28:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's been years since I graduated and I'm still laughing!

KeeksTx ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:36:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too!

VP calling my private phone line: You've missed 38 days and the semester isn't half over. We think you should drop out and try again next year."

When I told my mom: "I knew it! Get a job and find another school to go to!"

Found a work-at-your-own-rate school and graduated on time.

Intelligence is nice, depression sucks.

MasterOfSquids ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:09:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh fuck I've missed that much this year do you think I can still make it.

Codile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If all your teachers allow you to still turn your work in and take the tests, yes. But your fingers will bleed.

KeeksTx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Totally up to what the laws are where you live. In Texas the max is 10 days.

MasterOfSquids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh fuck are you sure it's 10 days?

KeeksTx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In Texas it is 10 days of unexcused absences. After that it's summer school or failing the grade.

Codile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:44:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Funny how depression is so much different for everyone. I had depression, and I wouldn't have gotten anything done without due dates. Work-at-your-own-rate would've been procrastinate-forever for me.

KeeksTx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't have to get up early for school. I would go in around 11-12. As long as I was there for a total of 13 hours a week I was good. 17 hours for students who didn't have a job.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn son same. My last semester of senior year I missed 42 days out of 90. Luckily my attendance officer was cool as heck and understood how depressed I was, so she let me make up all of the days. Luckily I was i got cast in our musical that year, and she let me count every 3 hours of rehearsal time as a day missed.

AbigailLilac ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:03:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Texas, where they send you to court over missing too much school.

My date is March 8th.

GinkoTotoro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's crazy, how strict is it?

gmaster32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:26 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Texan students have to attend for at least 90% of the year, about 10 days per semester.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:21:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pfft 2 months? bloody casual

mechanical_hick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha this happened at my school last year

A_Stoned_Smurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did the same thing, I just had to have a talk with the principal and make up some credits. Small towns, I tell ya.

TestRedditorPleaseIg ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And now you drive the school bus

[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 01:53:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I REEEEEEEE at that school

MrJustaDude ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:33:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice 9gag meme friend.

ANuclearNarwhal ยท 3621 points ยท Posted at 23:45:56 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We all skipped class and tailgated in the Senior parking lot. We set up grills, brought snacks and drinks, someone even brought a ping pong table and we played beer pong (with soda). One of my favorite memories from that day was when a 2 of the kids who were particularly known for partying A LOT took on the president and the dean of students at pong.

Edit: Looks like a lot of people know of similar stories, for those of you wondering this was in MoCo Maryland

Yea, GP

blhablha ยท 2228 points ยท Posted at 02:18:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

damn, if that happened at my school it'd be shut down in minutes with everyone involved being disciplined :/

Taco_Bell_CEO ยท 600 points ยท Posted at 03:29:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same, my school sucked :

Not_Stalin ยท 226 points ยท Posted at 04:48:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, they took your mouth for saying that?! Jeez, you weren't kidding

Taking_Flight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sucked it right off

shaggysdeepvneck ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Give me free tacos.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:38:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class's senior prank was shut down because the year before a group of kids decided to do donuts on the football field and the soccer field. They did thousands of dollars of damage right before both seasons started.

Administration came out and said if anyone was found even attempting a prank, no matter how insignificant it was, they would not receive their diploma.

BlissnHilltopSentry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:52:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, there's always the dickheads who think damaging property, stealing, and assault are pranks.

neutralpiehotel2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, this is the same thing that happened at my school. Did we go to the same high school??

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt it haha, what I loved most is the kids who did it were the people who identified as "hick"; flying their confederate flags on their beat up, jacked up trucks.. In the suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Etonet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i never even went to school!

neutralpiehotel2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, my high school said if any senior prank happened, they wouldn't let anyone who was involved graduate. Stupid.

leadabae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can i have a bean burrito, a chalupa, and a nachos supreme

trog12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The school called the police on a water balloon fight we held on the last day of class. The police ended up fining the school for wasting time.

BadSport340 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had "Senior Skip Day", which is exactly what it sounds like. There were about 185 of us in my graduating class and probably 10 people showed up on Skip Day, which was the Monday after spring break I think.

We also had "Kick A Freshman Day". It was like a right of passage. Very few freshmen would actually get kicked, a lot would get "kicked" very lightly. It was mostly just to strike fear into the freshmen (or Freshmeat, as we liked to call them) As things go though, there's always that one asshole that ruins things for everybody. This one guy decided he was going to kick his little brother, and kick him hard. Well luckily for the little brother, someone gave him a heads up about what was going to happen and he wore shin guards under his jeans. You can probably guess what happened next.

These days if you even mention Kick A Freshman Day, you get suspended. The year after I graduated, the school completely segregated the freshmen from the rest of the high school and even put up a wall in the hallway of one building which divided it in half. It became known as the "Freshmen Fish Tank" because of the big glass window and door. The school officially calls it the Freshmen Academy, which is LAME.

TL;DR - My school used to be cool but now it is run by a bunch of communists, and is not fun anymore.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

NTOU99 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 04:21:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

My_Face_Is ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:33:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did the exact same thing. Two people were arrested...

PharmLife ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:47:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like a good ol' spanking, huh?

PharmLife ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Eurynom0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice.

toastyghost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They only have authority in so far as you are willing to listen to the next thing they say

NthePines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

if that happened at my school it'd be shut down in minutes with only me being disciplined :/

LOTM42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can discipline a handful of kids not so easy to do it for 200. You can't suspend the whole grade for 3 days

Manning119 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:30:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's when they throw down threats of bullshit senior penalties for people who get involved. For example, my school threatened to keep whoever did any pranks from attending graduation, prom, and other end of year events. They were basically the no fun squad.

LOTM42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt they'd keep the whole grade from walking at graduation

graaahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:12 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually my school did suspend a significant number of seniors one year for a few days. Not 200 but I think like 40-50 or so.

LOTM42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:13 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which is the point here. You need to be a solidified front

GenXer1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We'd have bend pepper sprayed :(

cowhisperer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What exactly are they going to do to you? You have at most a day left in school and you've already taken your finals.

KAZ--2Y5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:24:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They typically threaten to not allow you to walk at graduation

craze4ble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They'd ban 90% of the people?

KAZ--2Y5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In a really big school there's no way you're getting that many people in on the senior prank.

At my school, senior prom is junior skip day and junior prom is senior skip day. Both of these days, there are almost no upperclassmen in sight because my school doesn't try to stop it from happening. Most teachers will even account for it in their schedules. But senior pranks? They shut them down immediately, regardless of whether or not they're actually harmful.

gotbannedtoomuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took a blowoff journalism class and kids would play water pong during class

Pakyul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol, my class did that and it wasn't even a prank. It was sanctioned by the admin.

Weep2D2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you German ?

carolathome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In reality, they probably had prior permission for a 'Senior skip day'.

christianblough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea. We were in the process of doing that at my school when the principal threatened to call the cops. Not sure if there would have actually been any legal repercussions but it scared enough kids to make the whole thing pointless.

sjr101696 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We actually tried that at my school. We all parked in a corner of the senior parking lot. Had grills and stuff set up, within 5 minutes the principal came out and said if we didn't get rid of it we would all be suspended. This was an hour before school even started.

DannyPrefect23 ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 00:31:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds awesome.

chippersan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anybody else remember that show Highschool Storys on MTV2

HunterLewis_4 ยท 431 points ยท Posted at 02:36:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried this at my school, with a small grill... Admin and the police shut it down within 20 minutes

Karmago ยท 522 points ยท Posted at 03:38:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NO FUN ALLOWED

Ignorred ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 07:12:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

police shut it down

"You have the right to be bored, to not enjoy yourself, to do exactly the normal things that everybody else does, and to not have fun."

giraffecause ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:14:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"That better not be a smile, kid..."

Brohanwashere ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 03:43:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was too small. You have to go big, like at least half the student body big, or go home.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:18:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back in HS we grilled in the back of pick ups almost every lunch from March-May.

dannighe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used to do that too. We'd all pitch in at the end of the week and the guy with the pickup and grill would get food for the next week.

He even had study hall before lunch with a teacher who loved the idea so he got to go out and start the grill while technically being in class. Good times.

rebel_wo_a_clause ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried in the dead of winter...people got in trouble for having propane grills. They basically said they were explosives.

MrBanannasareyum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In order to park in my school's lots as a student you have to sign a form stating the rules, and one of them is no loitering in the parking lots, so no tailgates before/during school ;(

Cruxion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go big or go to class.

hawps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:04:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used to tailgate our hs football games. It had been a tradition for decades. Every home game, all of the parking spots lined up against the tennis courts were full of grills and tables and kids just having an awesome time. I think the staff sorta knew most of us were drinking, but everyone kept it under control, and you only drank something you premixed in a nalgene bottle off campus; we weren't trying to get away w obviously throwing back beers or something. I think it was just that kids had been doing it for so long without problems that they kinda let it slide. Then one day this very annoying, pretty unlikable guy brought his gf from another school. She got fricken wrecked. They immediately shut us down, and no more tailgating allowed after that.

mattmonkey24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But so long as it's off campus, you can burn things to your heart's content

AbigailLilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unless you live in an area where there's a drought and there's a burn ban.

jared555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They obviously doubted you didn't bring enough food to share with everyone

Rebelpride1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. At my school you could get in heaps of trouble if you left a book of matches out in the open in your car.

SBMKsmurfy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

was that schools initials TMHS by chance?

HunterLewis_4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, in Minnesota... At a high school

zeecok ยท 461 points ยท Posted at 02:20:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yah that shit wouldn't fly at my old high school. Principals and VPs would shut down anything drinking related

HikerRemastered ยท 265 points ยท Posted at 03:01:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even if it was with soda??

babylamar33 ยท 1088 points ยท Posted at 04:00:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's the implication

hovdeisfunny ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 05:14:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know, because of the implication

[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 05:25:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're not gonna do anything to those girls, right?

daymanxx ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 05:38:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like youre not getting this at all!

TheVoiceOfRiesen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:19:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So they are in danger?

DrewsephA ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:19:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dennis...Are...Are we going to hurt these women?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:07:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better knock every drink out of his hands then, its his own rules. No drinking, because implication.

The-Dragonborn ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:29:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://youtu.be/W_49P1RtqU0

I had to put the video. You made me, and I'm sure other people, think about the video.

YoureDynamite ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:32:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know... The implication...

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:24:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You've said that word, implication a few times. What implication?

DarkHa1e ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:43:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But it's just a metaphor!

TrueKingOfDenmark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:56:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I see you're drinking water. Water has the same colour as vodka, you're expelled!"

TheRealHendricks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a shame, our school also did this and looking back it was a really fun time. A few of our teacher and coaches came out and ate with us.

ohgodimgonnasquirt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:56:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What implication?

ScoobyGang ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:30:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but sheโ€™s thinking that they will.

charlied750 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckin public schools

DT777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking Christian schools man. They loved using this excuse to not allow fun.

Maybe it's why I still have a distaste for Southern Baptists.

Statamatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school's upperclassmen played beer pong with juice last year. Our principal even played a little too.

PapaBradford ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:56:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I could see it happening in my school. Under the argument of, "we all know what it's supposed to be."

Flexappeal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the policy at my fucking university. Underclassman dorms are strictly dry (shocker) but you aren't allowed to play drinking games with even fucking water.

HikerRemastered ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:03:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man... Every game is a drinking game if you want it to be. I didn't realize how free we are in Denmark compared to some other nations

Padreschargers7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They aren't laws lmao

AwesomeSauce387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure if this is a big thing in other schools but mine really doesn't like it when you share food with people that doesn't meet the food policy we're on. They don't really enforce it much considering my brother will literally walk into my class during his free period and give me Dunkin Donuts in plain sight of the teacher and everyone in the room.

misterwhippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had to stop playing water pong in our lounge my freshman year of college, we almost got written up for it

jkortech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my high school one of the school board members got a citation for bringing a keg of root beer (yes, they exist and are common enough where I'm from) to a football game and giving it out to students as a way to build school spirit during the homecoming game.

cykloid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zero hydration tolerance.

pizzasoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good ol' zero tolerance policies.

Stupendous_man12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:16:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha my high school hosted a root beer pong tournament every year.

Flight714 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soda is banned from your high school?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol some of my friends got in trouble for playing Magic: the gathering. Because it involves rectangular pieces of paper. You know what else involves rectangular pieces of paper? Poker. You know what some people do when they play poker? Gamble. That was all it took.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol some of my friends got in trouble for playing Magic: the gathering. Because it involves rectangular pieces of paper. You know what else involves rectangular pieces of paper? Poker. You know what some people do when they play poker? Gamble. That was all it took.

imagirl_umadbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school played a large version of beer pong with big garbage cans filled with water that if a ball was successfully thrown into the kid on the opposing team would have to dump on themselves... lol, guess my school was pretty lenient. This was during a pep rally type thing

Falcorsc2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine would have been the same. It's like they tried to find any senior they could doing something they could suspend/expel them so they would miss final exams and have to redo their last year.

Then again it was the same school that you weren't allowed to wear any of the schools sports team gear even on game day.

throwawaaay414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. At my high-school, we travelled to Germany and drank Jรคgermeister with the principal. Good times.

SalamanderSylph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meanwhile on my last day of secondary school, we all went on a pub crawl, teachers included.

Quasic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is one of the major differences between the US and the UK.

Just before we graduated, the Headmaster and and Head of Year gathered us outside, gave everyone a glass of Pimm's (which is a cocktail rich people drink), and had an informal chat about what things would be like for us after we'd left.

Some of us would still have been 17 at this point, but this was a school tradition and since we weren't purchasing the alcohol, was not illegal.

Screw_The_Illuminati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My jr. high "carnival" literally had a beer pong parody, called water pong.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:32:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my favorite memories from that day was when a 2 of the kids who were particularly known for partying A LOT took on the president and the dean of students at pong.

Who won?

Garchomp99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:23:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were all gonna do this but were told we'd get in trouble.

MegaMagikarp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:37:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

columbus?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:27:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ninjamonkzfrmhell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EHS?

dabosweeney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is how the last real day should go. No harm no foul.

zygomic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where was this at? My school did the same Senior prank 2 years ago!

Kickblocker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class before me did something similar. Only differences were they played cornhole instead, the staff didn't play, and they didn't check the weather beforehand so they were our there trying to grill in the pouring rain until someone ran home and got a tarp to cover it.

timwoodbag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never would've worked for me, had to be present (or excused absence) last day of school to walk at graduation. Guess I fall in the hard-ass school department.

DammitEd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had this exact story told to me by the former dean of students from my high school... Would you happen to be from Idaho?

NegotiatingPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did this happen in Cincinnati? Theres a picture of our dean of students taking a celeb shot. If i find the picture I'll edit it in

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing, but we had root beer kegs and played pong with that.

Otter_Baron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had something similar, but ours had a pool. Some of the redneck guys took a truck, and placed a tarp inside, lining it fully. They then filled it entirely with water, and had a little mini pool in the middle of the parking lot.

Muhguul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any guy who got in there was a complete douche. The idea is to get a bunch of girls into a hot tub for all the guys viewing pleasure. The first tubby motherfucker to pop a squat in the truck bed with his stomach floating above the water is gonna scare any girl who was even considering taking a dip away.

Tell me Otter Baron, am I right? Were there any girls "swimming" or nawh? If not, how many guys were? xD

I will also sit back and believe you if ya say no one went in. Lmao... the redneck hot tub has never sounded appealing to me, I thought they were just myths. Like, that no one would really wanna hop in one. But idk... I guess there's someone out there willing to do anything.

Muhguul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man, I fucking love rednecks hahaha

Otter_Baron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It consisted of three redneck fellows, and their friends came in and out at times. No girls from what I recall, just several skinny country boys wearing Oakleys and camo hats.

PerpetualYawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"soda"

buddythebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You went to a private school, didn't you?

dericksteinard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rochester high?

Gvxhnbxdjj2456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Hello Dean? You're a stupid head!"

"Is that you Homer?"

Ziggaliggadingdong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My old school has this every year. It's called Music Feast, and it's basically what you said with a few bands playing. My freshman year, Isaiah Mustafa (old spice guy) came as well.

hahnsolo38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this a private school?

Jaquestrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this for my Senior prank and it was at a public school.

Lennon_v2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids brought a grill one morning and we're making bacon before class. The principle came out, asked for some, and then told them to shut it down after getting his bacon

iiAzido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school that's what the juniors do the Friday after the seniors graduate. Even the principal joins in on the pong, which is kind of amazing.

Dick_Going_In ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing. Even had funnels and ppl were funneling apple juice.

wilzoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is kind of a tradition in the most German schools with the difference that people would actually get fuckin wasted. Just build up a few tables on the teacher parking spaces, put booze on them and let's fuckin go, good times....

Nikampoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class did this except people were actually drinking and no supervision. It was pretty sweet, probably my favorite high school memory.

freethenip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a similar thing here! one of our seniors had a mum who worked in the paddling pool industry. they lugged, like, 100+ inflatable pools onto the lesbian lawn (a courtyard in the middle of the building), got into their swimming costumes and had a gigantic pool party. it was amazing.

as our school is located beside a lake, we also had boys from our rival school sail up in dragon boats dressed as pirates/vikings and run around everywhere throwing sacks of flour at teachers. also, water at the girls with white shirts. lots and lots of water.

Hick_I_Am ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marist High School Class of 2010?

Andrew1graves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds a lot like my senior prank. We rented a bounce house and had a bunch of music playing though, frat party/Project-X type of feel.

wedonotsew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were allowed to do this after final exams, which are about a month before everyone else's. Last exam day we all tailgated afterwards and was encouraged every year and always in the yearbook.

Underclassmen who got caught sneaking to the parking lot would be in trouble though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happens literally every year at my high school. That's not even the prank.

eatlama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did this and brought in root beer kegs and did keg stands. I was in class.

Ginger_ninger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year's seniors did this at my school. They had a few grills, hammocks, lawn chairs, and a 2 trailers filled with water as makeshift pools. The administration told them to move so they just drove everything to the church right next to the school and partied on.

Taylor_Satine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class did the same thing too! Except we showed up late at night and camped in the parking lot. We had tents, a camper, and even made a big fire pit. In the morning the pricipal showed up right when we were pouring gasoline on our already big fire. He asked us what were were doing, then just said "wel okl, just be careful." And walked away. All the staff was super cool about it. Such a fond memory.

walktogetherforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suburban Philadelphia, by any chance? We did the same thing.

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Near the end of my senior year, my science teacher threw a BBQ for my science class under the radar of administration, since they wouldn't allow it. Once a week we had a double period for a lab day, so on lab day she had some students bring grills and a couple other students went to the grocery store down the road DURING CLASS to get hot dogs and stuff. Threw the BBQ behind the school near the wetlands the seniors a few years back made

I think it ended up being a tradition

mreedon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow that sounds remarkable like my high school, I doubt you were from a small town in Illinois though

Surfergirl242376 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Southern Lehigh?

modestlyawesome1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the president and the dean of students at pong.

So a private school/prep school?? What kind of high school has these??

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened at my school as well! Long beach??

maxwellmaxen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that kind of too. But we were all of legal drinking age.

NotJawadTuran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did that, then we got fined and suspended. Yes, fined. Fuck you Asst. Prin. TR! No one liked you.

afoltz812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did this at my school too

Ltok24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We would all do that a few days a week during our lunch period and if we had a free period before/after lunch. It was pretty chill

IVIustangGT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Metro Detroit? 2011?

Taintstain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in Raleigh NC?

alleeele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude! My school did basically the same thing! Grill party, music, pretty sure I saw the principal in a tutu...

robthetroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing with pickup truck bed pools and kegs of rootbeer and orange soda.

Lyam260 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did something similar, We all came in early and set up a bbq and made breakfast for the entire senior class and hung around all day just having a BBQ. The teachers loved it and went and bought more meat so we have lunch as well. They ended up keeping it as a tradition and now every senior class has BBQ day as their final day.

Barbar909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what we did at my school haha, parked trucks out front in the grass, set up grills, kids brought their dogs, and we all just played football, frisbee, cooked, listened to music, played beer pong, and hung out. Such a great final memory

subzor22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds like a scene from season two of Freaks and Geeks.

LanaKanesGiantHands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did something similar in our 6th form common room and then walked around the school with a boombox bursting into classrooms and partying

NotTodayOrTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did you get the grills to cook you food without complaining it was sexist?

certainlysquare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing but the admin just told us we'd be counted absent if we were there

Swindel92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sat and got near enough blind drunk on a hill, facing the hall where we were about to sit an English exam. Unbelievably I done pretty well in that test. Mind you this was a fairly unimportant 3rd year exam in the UK.

I was probably 14/15 at the time, not sure what grade that puts me in the US.

Jaquestrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing at my school, and the administration allowed it to happen as well--though we didn't have a school President or Dean of Students, we just had a Principal, and he didn't come out to play pong. Good times though.

Turkishprince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We also did that. I think our problem was not enough students participated. We had about 50 and be VP even came out and hung out with us and had a hot dog and then left. Then like 10 minutes later he came back out and said the principal is making us close shop. No fun school.

colenotphil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think we went to the same high school. Did you guys get kegs of root beer too?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like a Friday game day at my high school only we used beer and as long as nobody got too drunk nothing was said. Ah small town WV.

BackInAsulon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quite a few of these stories are coming from MoCo...Represent!

BrokenPug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had this too, but it's supported by the school. We all get excused absences and administration is present. Still fun to be outside having a good time while all the underclassmen were in class.

johnfbw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it was my school, it would be beer. (but UK so we were almost all legal)

CWVet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RMHS?

bobfish29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moco checking in. BCC? Please don't say Whitman because then we'll have a problem.

trippinholyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's awesome. The school actually sponsored something like that for us as seniors. Also in Maryland, but not Montgomery County.

quichagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit, everything fun happens in Moco. Im over here in HarCo and all of our senior pranks suck. None of them ever go big, they always just go home

polkyman1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck, I never heard of that in MoCo...

rallioul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What school was this? I went to Blake and I think our senior prank was someone throwing a bunch of papers with dicks on them down the main staircase.

3ric15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit moco?? Which school? I went to Magruder HS.

Surfacey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think MoCo is famous enough for Reddit to know what that is. เฒ _เฒ 

Deweyblu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What school? I'm currently go to school in MoCo

edsobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edit: Looks like a lot of people know of similar stories, for those of you wondering this was in MoCo Maryland

This thread seems to have a lot of people from Maryland in it.

MadnessLLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hell yea MoCo!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's two pranks I read about taking place in Moco Maryland, luck.

specialKswag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this at QO?

0bi-JuAn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was the most MoCo thing I have ever read. As a senior in a MoCo school rn, can I ask where and what year this was?

PrimalLimit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GP?

eatmyrugby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Georgetown Prep?

stokelydokely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wow that classifies as a prank? Turns out we had a senior prank after all!

Seriously though that was a lot of fun. It was the last day of classes and there was an all day cookout in the parking lot, people would come and go during whatever classes they were skipping that day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Were you guys featured on MTV for this?

Howtofightloneliness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this back in the 70s or 80s? I can't imagine kids getting away with that now, and not being arrested for underage drinking and criminal mischief or some shit.

Educated_Spam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

St. Mary's in MD here. Might try it!

Hobbit_Girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this in the teacher parking lot of my school, it was in the Texas right before summer so some of the people who trucks lined the truck beds with tarp and filled them with water to effectively make hot tubs. We got there like an hour and a half before school started and had some fun. Principle shows up like 30 minutes later and starts asking people to move. Prank part 2, don't move. Then from there we rolled it into senior skip day, some of us hung out in the parking lot and others went to the park down the road. It was a good day.

DrBillios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried a similar thing, a senior class campout on the football field. Started setting up late at night, but the cops showed up and said we had to move. Fortunately there was an empty lot right next to the school that happened to be owned by somebody's parents. We just threw our stuff over the fence and camped out there. It was fun for a while, but pointless.

Since that prank ended up being lame, we planned a much more simple, yet brilliant one. Somebody drove a tractor with giant hay bales all the way to the school early in the morning, and placed the haybales directly in front of every single door to the school. It was still possible to get in, but super annoying for everybody.

Getmauledwithblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this in Illinois and the principal came out and joined us. He thought it was a great demonstration of teamwork and planning. We made the school front page lol

McDsNuggies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hoya Saxa!

yynnaD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what school may i ask? EDIT: nvm i see it now GP lol

rhou17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So this thread's told me I have big shoes to fill for my senior year(Junior in Moco, found like 3 so far)

tatertot255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did the same thing, one of the kids at our school lives and works on a farm so he secured a pig for a pig roast.

Misdirected_Colors ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:43:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this a small town north of Dallas?

coachmuschamp ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 03:26:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was actually planned and executed flawlessly by only one kid and no one knew it was him until he revealed it at graduation.

The prank unfolded a week before prom. The prank was a kid stole a bunch of school stationary and typed out a very official sounding letter to all junior and senior parents informing them that there was going to be a full body cavity search of the students before prom due to a series of drug busts at our small private school (it was a huge deal for us). A ton of parents took the letter seriously and were outraged at the school. When the school said they didnt send these letters we realized it was a prank and it was hilarious.

He revealed himself at graduation when he went up to receive his diploma, he took out a blue latex glove and put it on his hand before taking his diploma. He paid the school back for the stationary he stole and all was forgiven. Harmless and hilarious prank.

Lord_Nuke ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:46:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds like some penis inspection day shit right there.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:56 on March 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know who that person is actually. Does he go to University of Michigan? I heard this exact story the other day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:11 on March 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or did u go to school in Indiana?

coachmuschamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:59 on March 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes I did. I forget where he went to school though.

[deleted] ยท 753 points ยท Posted at 23:52:42 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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ilikefatcats ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 03:04:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never understood how this prank was supossed to work, you can't get the car much smaller than the unibody, so why not just drive the car into the school?

[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 03:40:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An old pickup would be pretty easy. Those can easily be stripped down to the frame pretty quick. They mostly come apart with bolts, so reassembly is pretty quick. The cab is probably the biggest part in terms of fitting it through a doorway. You can forget trying to do a modern unibody car though, it would require you to go full on chop shop. The results would most likely be amateur at best, as there is no way kids in a shop class have the time or patience to do it properly. An older pickup or even small car would be easy as hell though.

opm881 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 04:52:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A mini moke would be good for this as well. A bunch of guys at my school were pissed at a girl for being a bitch to them so they went out to the student car park where her car was and lifted it over the timber barrier that surrounded the school. Took a fuck ton of them but they did it

[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:14:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My shop teacher got pissed at a kid who always parked in front of one of the shop doors, so he had us put the dude's car on dollies and move it to the other end of the lot. Apparently it took him a while to find it because he was too busy freaking out thinking the teacher got it towed.

ilikefatcats ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:55:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've always wonders this, because I work auto body, and it confused me

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't have any professional experience with this stuff, so take my comment with a grain of salt. I took three years of auto shop in high school and the teacher did demo derby racing, so all I really know is stripping down older cars and fixing them when he put them into the wall. That happened a lot, even when he started doing amateur stock car racing.

lamesingram ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:26:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you have no clue what you are talking about. dismantling a car destined for scrap with a plasma cutter is still not "easy as hell" so just stop.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:22:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't use a plasma cutter first off. For the actual chopping bit we used a reciprocating saw. For everything else it was usual sockets, ratchets, and breaker bars. We weren't parting it out, we were selling it for scrap metal. They any plastic bits got recycled, the rest trashed. It was a down and dirty chop job with like six people. The hardest part was removing the windows, which we had the tools to do properly. We didn't want to get cut up by broken glass and we didn't want to clean that up.

Calamity701 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:04:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Use a small glider plane. My old school had one of those sitting in the middle of the school one day for an event.

Proof

More Proof.

Bombpants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it's easier to carry or maneuver into the building?

greyjackal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unibodies are a relatively new thing.

lamesingram ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:24:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

in the timeline of the automobile, no they arent, at all.

Rawr24dinosawr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:28:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

According to wikipedia, unibodies became popular in the 30s.

GarrySpacepope ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:42:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just drive it in... much easier.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5602390/YouTube-video-shows-boys-driving-cars-along-school-corridors.html

The school got shut down for a day due to one of the cars bumping a structural pillar, they had to get an engineer in to check it out.

tculpepper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:05:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who would volunteer their car for that?

finallyinfinite ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:36:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone with a good insurance policy

deadsaw007 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:18:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If some little fuck took apart my car as a prank I would probably be doing 25 to life.

dabosweeney ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:57:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the first story I believe

ThatHotAsian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:09:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.... How would you transport someone's engine into the middle of the school? And what person in their right mind would not be furious at the fact that someone took apart their car?? I'm pretty sure you could sue someone for that. I don't care if Tony Fucking Stark was one of the students, I'm not letting someone dismantle my car let alone some high school students.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:49:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ThatHotAsian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but isn't that pretty big? I'm guessing it wouldn't easily fit through something as small as a school door.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:37:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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lamesingram ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:29:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the base of an engine hoist is clearly wider than anything it would be supporting, as it would tip over otherwise. and when was the last time you transported an engine, on a hoist, from the location where you removed it, through a series of hallways, over steps and door frames?

Rawr24dinosawr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

He said stand, not hoist.

Stands are smaller than the engine, hoists are bigger. Edit: stands can be smaller than the engine, but not always. Just cause the guy below me is being pedantic about my writitng

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQc3guka9HWBFtpDFxj55cCB3QA_3vDOKZR8ezN6jZaYTURSeYnYA

lamesingram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:43 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

is any support/stand on earth that is meant to support over 500lbs going to be narrower at the bottom than the mass it is supporting? clearly that picture is still much wider dude.

Rawr24dinosawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:03 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its only a 4cyl engine. Theyre not very wide to begin with

Rawr24dinosawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:35 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/PusTYev.jpg

Heres an SBC on a stand at work. Even with heads and rocker covers on it it is still skinnier than the stand.

The stand quite easily fits through a door.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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lamesingram ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:01:28 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you carried a 650lb+ engine not including the stand up multiple flights of stairs and into an apartment. is he performing a full rebuild in the comfort of his living room? youre so full of shit your teeth stink.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:40 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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lamesingram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ive worked on cars my entire life dipshit. So why does this "friend" of yours need this engine in his apartment? Does he have a full shop up there?

treefroog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A neighboring district of mine did this, but succeeded and it was in the principals office

lamesingram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no they didnt

username_00001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We succeeded because we just drove right in. The equipment room in our gym had a garage door, and then it was just through the gym lobby, took out the center pillar from the double doors, and to the hall. One kid got in, did a lap, and got away, but they weren't dealing with that shit again and the second kid that tried got caught immediately

lethalweapon100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jeez, that would've taken days to move a car into a hallway.

ElMangosto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok the wheels actually would help move it, and doing anything to the engine wouldn't make it fit through a door easier. So this is weird.

charlied750 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk who would agree to have their car taken apart, but that's a pretty good one.

J1mb0sL1c3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You take apart a kids car, you gotta at least give him a ride...

Eat_The_Muffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They took someone's car apart without permission?

Fuck that, I'd call the police

SgtSoulian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So they just took some random kid's car?

A_Game_of_Scones ยท 367 points ยท Posted at 01:00:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had some grand idea to get a few saltines from the cafeteria each day. It was a small school and we kept the same lockers all four years. I got several friends in on it. The two lockers next to were vacant and in the course of two years we filled all three. but then my dad got laid off and I didn't attend there my senior year. Last I heard, a teachers little kid banged on one and it opened and hundreds of crackers fell out. I really wished I could have figured out how to make a prank with them

jrmehle ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:40:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cracker and school related story. The high school I attended was built in like 1912. It went through many renovations over the years. At some point the area underneath the pool became a bomb shelter. The pool had stands surrounding it and the whole thing was rock/concrete. Anyways bomb shelter. Also tunnels.

My buddy and I were in the ski team. We often would be at the school after hours on the day before a race waxing skis. There was almost no one supervising except our two coaches who were more focused on getting through everyone's equipment than anything. During those times we would explore and could never get under the pool because the doors were locked in the evening.

Fast forward to my senior year. There is a swim meet taking place at the pool. Buddy and I go to the meet to support some friends and hit on girls. We get bored and eventually wander down to find the door under the pool open. We scope out the hallways and get in without anyone seeing us.

It was mostly dark but there vents in the bleachers around the pool so there was enough light to get around. The most interesting thing we found was a large tin of crackers. Think 8 gallon keg size. Sealed. Like you'd need a can-opener to open it. There were other things like gauze and bottles of antibiotics, but for some reason we had to have those crackers.

We decide on a plan to hide the cracker tin in the ski equipment room, park as close to the exit as possible with the car running, and make a run for it. It works. The rest of the story is a bit anticlimactic. We did almost get caught during the hiding step but managed to talk ourselves out of it. I remember 1963 being on the tin somewhere so by this time these crackers were almost 60 years old. We took them with us to a party where I vaguely remember drunkenly trying to get a friend go eat them.

Oh and little side note. While we were under the pool, you could hear the swim meet going on because of these vents. I happened to find where my friends were sitting and started calling out their names to mess with them.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember 1963 being on the tin somewhere so by this time these crackers were almost 60 years old.

So you live in the future, past the year 2023?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:36:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you got 100s of saltines but you had no clue what you were gonna do with them?

A_Game_of_Scones ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:40:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much. We had a bunch of ideas but none of them seemed right so we just kept thinking

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:30:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look, if we built a large wooden badger...

_Kyu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how did he bang them?

A_Game_of_Scones ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:55:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno the locks suck I guess he just pulled on it or something

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read saltines as sardines and thought for a bit too long "HOLY SHIT! those fish turned into crackers? this shit can't be true."

Geoge-of-the-Jungle ยท 1531 points ยท Posted at 00:49:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My whole class got together to do a senior prank. The bright idea of the group was to an ABC day. HA big surprise. Me and my friend thought it was pretty lame, so we hid in the school on a friday and after everyone had left (he had a key to the school, was SGA president) we decided to do our own senior prank. Our headmaster's office, dean of students, secretary, and head of the upper school all had glass offices. Like 3 sides glass, one side cement block. We filled every single office to the ceiling with balloons. It seriously took us like 5 hours of blowing up balloons, just the 2 of us, to fill every office. I then proceeded to unload some motherfucking confetti down all the halls, fucking covering the floors. I mean there was god damn confetti everywhere. Then I got the bright idea to cover every door handle, every locker handle, all of the dry erase markers, erasers, pencil sharpeners, chair adjustment handles, pens, pencils, phones, literally everything and anything I could think of that anyone would have to touch.... in Vaseline. I probably went through 15 or 20 jars of that stuff, and I got EVERYTHING. So we get that all that done friday night and leave early early saturday morning, like 1-2 am. Monday morning rolls around and i expect to come to school and see chaos, or expect some assembly on how the senior class took it too far, or have it be cancelled, or just like anything major happen from our weekend shenanigans. But when I walked in, the headmaster shook my hand (like he does every morning, every student gets greeted first thing in the morning, it was private school) and acted like nothing had happened. Me and my friend both are like wtf is going on, wheres the chaos, wheres the who dun it? Apparently someone had come in Saturday, saw what the fuck kind of mess everything was, and the cleaning staff had to come in on the weekend and fucking clean the whole place. No big reveal to the school, no teachers said anything, no nothing, no confetti, no balloons, no vaseline, not a god damn thing happened. It was like stepping in to the twilight zone. So really, all we accomplished with our mischief was ruining the weekend for our cleaning staff. I still feel like a fucking asshole 10 years later.

chashockey1998 ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 03:46:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's an ABC day?

Geoge-of-the-Jungle ยท 301 points ยท Posted at 04:20:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

anything but clothes

aarondoyle ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 05:30:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you come to school nude? Did the teachers suggest this? Are they arrested now?

President_Barackbar ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 05:34:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It typically means covering yourself with things that AREN'T clothes (trashbags, blankets, cardboard boxes).

aarondoyle ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 05:36:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sure thing teachers... calls the police

readyjack ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:51:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Always Be Cluckin'

bakaw!!

fatmand00 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:48:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm now imagining a whole class deciding that all sentences spoken on the given day must begin with clucks and end in "Buckaaaaw!" together with arm-flapping motions, and just beating the shit out of anyone who doesn't follow. That particular bit of bullying would be so hard to take seriously.

heriman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:52:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a day to celebrate american born chinese!

[deleted] ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 03:49:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Geoge-of-the-Jungle ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 04:21:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really should have, they were really a sweet group of people. A mother and her 2 sons were our cleaning staff.

RamzFanz ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 05:48:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You fucked over a mother and her sons and didn't get them a goddamned gift fucking card?

I like you.

Hunkyy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:39:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gift fucking?

calmlunatic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:25:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If they're still there get them one! "Yeah...uh..remember back when I was in school?"

Melotonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should find out their names and have reddit mail them fabulous gifts.

WackyXaky ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 05:16:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principle did the same thing, except it wasn't over the weekend. The cleaning staff just came in like 3 hours before class and really hustled. There were still a few remnants of the different pranks, but nothing substantial (some chalk drawings in the parking lot that hadn't been completely washed away, some stuff hanging from the trees).

It felt even worse. The custodial people had to bust their ass cleaning everything up (we would have been happy to do it ourselves), AND all the non-senior students just thought we had a shitty prank.

RamzFanz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:49:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, that's lame.

TED4000 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:27:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just imagine you buying 20 jars of Vaseline at the supermarket and the cashier looking at you like

The fuck are these creepy bastards gonna do with this?!

We_Are_The_Waiting ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:10:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That really sucks.

cara123456789 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:41:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your headmaster shook every kids hand every morning??

How many students were in your school?

Geoge-of-the-Jungle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:49:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our upper school had around 150, the whole pre k-12 was around 500

cara123456789 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:54:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a lot of handshakes...

Geoge-of-the-Jungle ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 06:10:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He did it every day. He would bounce back and forth between the upper middle and lower schools. Say, when he was shaking the lower schoolers hands, the heads of the upper and middle schools would shake the students hands in their schools. Daily interaction like that seems insignificant, but it is a big part in keeping the dialogue between the faculty and students more mutually respectful as opposed to having it be an us versus them mentality. If you are greeted by your principal every day by name and shake his hand, he isn't as intimidating anymore. He's not a scary dude who's office you get sent to who hands down punishment. He's just a dude who works at your school who goes in and tries his best, just like everyone else. I used to go to his office between classes and just chat about things happening that I liked or didn't like within the school. Really he was open at almost all times to talk about whatever. Point being, yeah it's a lot of hands to shake, but in the long run after years and years of that daily routine, it helps you get the students more engaged in caring about their education and their school.

ThatOnePerson ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:13:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you are greeted by your principal every day by name and shake his hand

I'm more impressed he knew everyone's names.

theonlysloth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:53:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ive had the (some of) the same teachers for up to 5 years and they still dont even know my name

cara123456789 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:00:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's awesome!

BAEsshead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:58:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn that's fucking nuts. And it sucks that you didn't get your time in the "who dun it" limelight.

Coming from an admin's son, that spent a lot of Saturday's at school, there's ALWAYS someone there. Always.

Geoge-of-the-Jungle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know, I was ready to bask in that sweet high-school glory and be remembered in the halls of loveable fuck ups who 'stuck it to the man'. Maybe in my next life.

naranjaspencer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn the headmaster or whatever played you hard.

Geoge-of-the-Jungle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:13:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You got that right.

briar_angel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:36:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh fuck you man. Someone at my school did that. Vaseline hands suck. Especially when it's the same day you started your period and all you want to fucking do is be able to lock the damn stall door.

Dylan_the_Villain ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:01:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no Vaseline

Ice cube?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:07:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

u dick

justaddbooze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your first mistake was doing the work so far from the reveal. Should have went in Sunday night instead.

HappyBot9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:16 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure that was the only mistake.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

daaaaaaamnnnnnnn

hadesflames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So really, all we accomplished with our mischief was ruining the weekend for our cleaning staff.

They were obviously going to have to clean that shit up anyway. At least it would have spared your conscious if they'd have to have done it over a weekday?

ElMangosto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It the Vaseline idea was extemporaneous, why'd you have like ten tubs on you?

nowhidden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well maybe the appreciated the overtime.

KevansMcGurgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You had 20 tubs of Vaseline just lying around?

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is how they should treat serial killers when they arrest they arrest them. No interviews from the media no news coverage.

metroidfan220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of them probably liked getting paid overtime. Maybe you can take solace in that.

Jables162 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well your problem was assuming that the school would be totally empty until Monday.

Great idea though, unfortunate how it went down.

suitcasegnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few students at my school egged and TPed a teacher's house one weekend. When they got to school on Monday, the teacher had retaliated. He knew the culprits and had covered their lockers in duct tape. When they finally tore off all the duct tape, underneath they found a thick layer of Vaseline. It was pretty great.

t3hattack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He felt how soft your hands were from the Vaseline...he knew.

LeavesCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is why you do it Sunday night not Friday night.

Trainwreck071302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol nice! A few dudes in the class ahead of mine vasalined all the combination locks on the lockers (built in) so that nobody could get their locker open. It was hilarious but what was even better was the girl who let them in was the daughter of a teacher and a junior so they made her clean every stinking locker not just the locks but actually wipe down and clean the inside and outside of every one, which was something the janitors would do over summer. I worked IT there that summer and she was there cleaning locker for like 3 weeks.

TheBadLuckBrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, whoever got the cleaning staff to come in was the real asshole. Your prank was hilarious

SirFroggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rekt

CowboyLaw ยท 4784 points ยท Posted at 23:02:15 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a physics teacher who I really liked, but wasn't a really good teacher. Most days, he would fill up an erasable board full of notes, wait for us to write them down, then erase it, write another board full of notes, wash, rinse, repeat. This was during the very early days of erasable boards being in schools--his was the only one in our whole district. And I got tired of writing down f-ing notes.

So one day, I peeped out the brand of marker he used. And when to the store and bought two boxes. And some permanent markers. Went home, pulled out the forceps, pully pully, stuffy stuffy, and viola: two boxes full of erasable marker bodies with permanent felts and ink. Now, to have a buddy distract the teacher before class starts, swap all the markers, and sit down and wait for the fireworks.

When he first went to erase the board, nothing happened. He kinda squinted at the board, pulled the eraser across it again. Again: nothing. (Useful to note: he hated the fumes from the markers, so he had a fan permanently aimed at the board and oscillating from the board to him, so by the time the notes had been up there 10 minutes or so, they were dry as the Gobi in a drought.) Now he knew what was up. Turned to the class, "whelp, I guess that's all the notes for today. Nice prank, whoever you are! See you tomorrow."

IrateProphet ยท 3373 points ยท Posted at 01:22:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That teacher sounds so cool I'm almost mad he got pranked. Great prank, though.

yeeerrrp ยท 1415 points ยท Posted at 04:35:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Harmless pranks like that are sometimes a term of endearment. The marker easily washes off with alcohol

EDIT* HOLY SHIT I GET IT, DRY ERASE MARKER ALSO

DrProfScience ยท 921 points ยท Posted at 04:50:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You can't bring alcohol on school grounds!

EDIT: To all the geniuses out there

[deleted] ยท 663 points ยท Posted at 05:27:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My former principal broke that rule.

His wife left him.

DrProfScience ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 05:30:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who'd want to be with someone who'd bring alcohol on school grounds?!

Gustav__Mahler ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 06:30:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the cool kids.

WaitTilUSeeMyDick ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:52:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I smuggled a bunch of booze into school in my stomach once.

debausch ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:36:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And you didn't even think about sharing the booze in your stomach with your class?

giraffecause ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Non-delivering OPs...

EternallySexual ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:39:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too real

TOO REAL

nowake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:(

EdwardoSuperTramp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He should have told her it was just a prank, bro.

BadSport340 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My former principal went crazy, slit his dogs throat, threatened his family, then got arrested while naked and covered in blood.

His fiancรฉe left him too!

Here's a news article about it: http://5newsonline.com/2013/02/13/former-farmington-principal-chris-webb-acquitted/

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol!

bravoonesixty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dam that's harsh, didn't she knew it was a prank?

mortiphago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha great prank

SleepingPanda101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice prank!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A man walks into a bar, his rampant alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

ClintRenee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You could say it was grounds for divorce.

WhatsARedit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Before or after he brought alcohol to school?

DoctorFrankz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After or before?

Attitude_UpTheWhazoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The dean at my school was yelling at me in her office about me leaving school to eat lunch at my friend's house and I was zoned out looking at her desk and I spotted one of those big Lime-a-Rita bud light things and asked if she liked to party in her office. She sent me back to class and I never got in trouble for leaving school to eat lunch ever again.

nate8458 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:10:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easy fix, EXPO markers will remove permanent markers also. Just draw over the sharpie with an expo and wait a few seconds and wipe it clean

Aellus ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:20:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This. Its a super handy trick. Any kind of software/engineering office is full of whiteboards and inevitably some permanent marker ends up on them. Just scribble over it with the dry-erase marker and it vanishes.

ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:54:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I... I wanna try this, but I don't wanna ruin a whiteboard un case you're just being a jackass.

pogrmman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It works because the solvent in the expo markers also dissolves permanent marker pigment.

rohishimoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm it works. Not perfectly, but it's good enough.

Source: Accidently wrote on a whiteboard with a permanent marker once

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:30:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Narc

DrProfScience ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:31:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...otics are also something that you should not bring to school.

0raichu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:32:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:51:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or the physics teacher from the 60's

balzotheclown ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:26:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know who calls people Narcs? Narcs, Narc.

alficles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:37:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this the updated version of โ€œhe who smelt it dealt itโ€?

ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's from something but I can't remember what...

iainnicol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude he's a senior he can do whatever he wants

thorium220 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I daresay the physics dept had a nice little stash of isopropyl.

Rizzpooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like this teacher already had some in his desk though

ameristraliacitizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

principle shoots bottle of hand sanitizer with a shotgun

Jiveturkey72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe YOU can't

NachozRule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was all planned!

FleetAdmiralCrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or mouthwash!

Acyts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You could've told that to some of my teachers! Also me...

jeaguilar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Can't"

dopadelic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not even isopropyl? wtf

DerNeander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunatly rubbing alcohol will work as well. The janitor probably has a bottle of that stuff lying around anyways.

SilentScience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Strickland: Is that liquor I smell, Tannen?

Biff Tannen: Ahh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like cuz I'm too young to drink it.

Marsdreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hah.

As if the teachers aren't sucking back a cold one or a glass of wine during lunch break if the teacher's lounge.

cgt16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

3 guys, a 2 liter of moonshine, a parking lot, and a cop later i learned that lesson....

Chrome_Panda_Gaucho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isopropyl alcohol will work just fine, every chem lab will have it. Not to mention that my chem lab in HS had 99% pure ethanol, aka alcohol.

DrProfScience ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, I even got one after I made the edit!

Armigedon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upvote for the chuckle.

xxkid123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assuming his/her school's science department didn't have a weird arrangement going on the chem teachers easily could have lent some alcohol.

CallMeStark ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ask the chemistry teachers? They have bottled alcohol or substances with alcohol to use for labs. Iirc many schools have a designated rooms where chemical substances are located as well.

mytherrus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never seen a school that didn't have some form of alcohol in the Chem labs.

[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:16:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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yeeerrrp ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:24:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's actually how my principal erased the word 'chode' off of my locker hahaha

Tocoapuffs ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:39:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you write it again?

ShaneDAWS0N ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 05:01:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't see how getting drunk helps remove permanent marker but I'll give it a go... Well I guess everything comes off easier with alcohol, ask my ex.

LOL_its_HANK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

adjusts tie

rebel_wo_a_clause ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So do the feelings :-(

Saemika ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And what teacher doesn't have plenty of that?

MaybePenisTomorrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So does pain.

subsequent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just like my tears!

Blue10022 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or dry erase markers. Shiny surface with Permanent markers is a real easy clean if you just one over it with an expo marker or any other erase able brand.

62frog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The prank gets less funny when he knows that, pulls from his desk a half empty bottle of vodka, takes a rip from it and then splashes it on the board.

TheEvilMetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or even regular erasable markers over the permanent marker. It does stain the erasable marker though.

guinnesssynd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just go over it with a dry erase marker.

PotatoFruitcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wetting a tissue and pushing hard usually does it too

onemanandhishat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can effectively remove permanent marker from a whiteboard by writing over it in board marker and erasing as normal.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The marker erases the marker. Just overwrite with the marker and wipe immediately.

catlikerefluxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As do the emotional scars of being ruthlessly pranked.

ecu11b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also if you write over it with a dry erase marker both come off easily with a dry earser

jrakosi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also weirdly enough, if you trace over the permanent ink with a dry erase marker, the whole thing can be erased.

Ds1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or goo gone.

DrJack3133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If no alcohol is available, going over permanent ink with a dry erase marker makes the permanent ink act like dry erase ink. It comes off the next time you erase.

HanshinFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Permanent marker washes off a whiteboard if you write over it in erasable marker.

Source: former teacher

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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yeeerrrp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CONGRATS, YOURE THE 200TH PERSON TO LEAVE THIS COMMENT

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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yeeerrrp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DRY ERASE MARKERS!

AFlyingToaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can also scribble over it with an erasable marker.

Not that this teacher had the option, of course.

dannyoneal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or, dry erase markers, ironically.

Smartass98 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:27:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well I could have easily helped that teacher out with the Jack and Coke in a sonic cup I used to drink at school.

Xman-atomic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:50:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Harmless?

How much money do you think a company sells these boards for?

Hint: they ain't cheap

ZeePirate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:47:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Harmless? He would have ruined a whiteboard. Costing someone money isnt harmless really

Strange_Bedfellow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's the perfect kind of prank. No permanent damage, nobody gets hurt, nor is there a chance for someone to get hurt, and everyone enjoys it at the end of the day

PerpetualYawn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:37:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That teacher sounds like shit. That is a horrible way to teach a class and should not be allowed.

CigBreak ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:56:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ever been to college? lol

Professors let students go for less.

MagicTrashCan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:57:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think he was talking about letting them go early. He was talking about his actual method of teaching.

PerpetualYawn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Almost all of my professors at college were way more involved. They always actually talked about stuff and we had to take notes off of what they were saying.

CigBreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, this is a pretty common way of teaching. However, my classes seem to be cancelled a lot/let go early.

mugdays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can someone who downvoted this comment explain how the teacher doesn't suck at teaching?

Zkenny13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it's important enough for the teacher to write it on the board it's important enough for someone to write down themselves. It's just an old way to teach. It's not horrible but not as effective as making the class more hands on or fun. Besides it's physics, you need a never ending list of formulas and shit.

PerpetualYawn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes but this was supposedly in high school. In college it gets a lot crazier, but in high school my math classes and science classes were the fucking bomb. We were always really involved and I loved it.

Muhguul ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:21:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed, bro. Anyone who disagrees with you is a scumbag. Sure, the teacher technically can do that, but it's unacceptable, for high school at least. HS teachers should be held to a higher standard than college teachers, but honestly, even a college teacher doing this is fucked up. He is saying the teacher wouldn't talk, guys. He would literally just write notes on the board in silence, wait for you to copy, erase, repeat. That's not teaching. That's almost literally writing you a textbook himself and telling you that's what you study from, then not teaching. Seriously, that isn't teaching. Teachers have to talk, anyone can read notes! God dammit!

This has got me fired up! When I was still in H.S., at least once a year, someone from the school board, sometimes even the superintendent but there were others, would come into the classroom to watch the teacher in action. There was no way they were okay with this. This is exactly the shit they look for. Gonna tell me he would teach one day a year when he was being watched? I doubt that. There had to be at least one kid complain to the principal. Or some kid let's it slide while eating dinner with his parents, and they call the school in a fit. Something. So I'm left to assume the school knew and just let his continue...

THIS IS NOT TEACHING

It just simply is not.... and it's not fair to the students... Like this guy said, my math and science classes were some of the most fun classes I took! Hands on experiments and shit, that's how you get kids excited about growing up to be scientists! Fuck this teacher! :'(

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:29:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, this is how America does it. We hire B- students who lose their enthusiasm for teaching after about two or three years.

Muhguul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:( Yea, you're right man...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:40:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish it wasn't the case.. but that won't happen until we make sure teachers are paid as much as the lowest of the "wealthy" professions (ie. professors) so that it's a somewhat prestigious position.

EdGG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We would do something similar; we'd get one of the chalks, the round ones, and carefully would make a hole on one of the ends, about an inch long. Then, we'd put a match inside, and cover it with some chalk powder. Write a couple of lines and... Chalk on fire!

FireDragon79 ยท 473 points ยท Posted at 01:33:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty great! Was the board clean the next day?

Muffinator4 ยท 658 points ยท Posted at 02:22:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I assume. Permanent marker doesn't erase but it washes off very easily.

purdueracer78 ยท 481 points ยท Posted at 02:50:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alcohol takes it off very easily as it is alcohol soluble.

banditkoala ยท 802 points ยท Posted at 03:06:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As does writing over it in white-board markers.

deukhoofd ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 03:54:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't that because those contain alcohol?

Drugerts ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 07:04:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ya once i ate like 7 and got drunk

DisarmingBaton5 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 07:56:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you die?

TheDutchCanadian ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 08:01:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Important question.

DiffDoffDoppleganger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:54:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RIP OP

Arzetaire ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:37:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

enjoy your gold, that made me laugh

Drugerts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha thanks man glad something good comes out of my life

rhou17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not necessarily in that order

hobbitqueen ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:49:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:31:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder, what if I got wasted and puked all over the board, would it erase the marker?

Shawer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:13:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only one way to find out, for science!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:20:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll email Mythbusters.

banditkoala ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:07:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i'm no scientist so NFI

bondsbro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So do permanent markers though.

MightyButtonMasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So I can just erase permanent marker with more permanent marker? Got it! That's LPT material right there!

DrewsephA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's about the quality of /r/LifeProTips these days.

mista0sparkle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:38:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't you hear? All the white-board markers had the tips swapped with felts from permanents!

CrustyButtFlake ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:26:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

White whiteboard markers?

GeebusNZ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:32:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black works better.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:28:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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NecroJoe ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:38:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, you're thinking of lazy Mexicans...who are stealing all the jobs.

dumbledore_albus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They took our jobs!

banditkoala ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:36:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, any colour. Just write over it with a white-board marker and and you can then use a cloth/ eraser to wipe it off. I've done it many times.

Rain12913 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any color board markers. They're flat and made of wood.

arudnoh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For the same reason, no less

etched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've tried this so many times and it's never worked for me.

So much easier to just use hand sanitizer

Thedutchjelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aceton also works great, but fumes will be brutal.

MOIST_MAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's because of the oils in the white board ink. If you use a paper towel with a little bit of canola oil, the stuff comes right off. Also works if you need to clean your hands of motor oil, chain grease or roofing tar

greenfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The same goes for nail polish.

mavvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just make sure they're permanent

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be such a paint to do over a whole board worth of notes though.

18002255288 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cuz of the alcohol!

Daz_on_Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aerosol deodorant also works, it also works to a degree on dried spray paint so long as the surface is also painted on. It won't work on concrete or metal surfaces.

recreationizm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really?!

banditkoala ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:22:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

100%

Na3s ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:02:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My chem teacher used to write in sharpie on the board to fuck with people and than clean it off with 90% ISO

MRoad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the military during land nav we tend to use permanent markers on laminated maps and then just clean them with hand sanitizer when we're done

nameisoriginal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hell you can remove permanent marker with a dry erase marker. We used to have these plastic wall folder holders at my old job with names on them in perm marker. To erase it you just scribble dry erase on it and wipe it off like normal.

Hellkyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The only problem with that is that it can also damage the coating on the dry erase board which allows it to be dry erase at all. You'll notice this on extremely old dry erase boards, in that case it's caused by the (very) slow damage to the coating caused by the dry erase markers themselves.

purdueracer78 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:29:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Less damage than stuck on permanent marker that you don't want there lol

Random_Brandom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alcohol is the solution

Bartender_Danny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:34:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You have to make marks to take marks. Tracing with a dry erase marker over permanent marker and then erasing works much better than alcohol. If you've tried it before you know. If not, it's literally the top online search result/hack if you search.

hobbitqueen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:49:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It doesn't work better and it only works because they also contain alcohol. Plus unless you're using the same color you'll stain your dry erase marker.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:32:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually you can use the solvent in the dry erase markers to take off the permanent marker in the board.

Just write over it and erase it while it's still wet.

neonlife ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:23:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No idea how this works but if you write over the sharpie with a dry erase it will erase with ease

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm. That does in fact work.

dropkinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rubbing alcohol

sheplax10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alcohol.

killerelf12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While everyone is saying to use a dry erase to erase permanent marker, you can skip the extra marker and just use permanent marker. Just be quick about it, and wipe with something you don't mind being permanent marker'd.

letsgobruins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's the difference?!

Muffinator4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't use an eraser but you can use alcohol/whatever is in those spray bottles that they use to clean whiteboards. You generally do this on a semi-regular basis anyway since it gets the dry erase off more thoroughly than the eraser.

phlegmbotz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the early days of white boards, no one knew how to get permanent ink off. We just blew them up.

AlifeofSimileS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just write over the permanent marker with a dry erase marker and then it'll wipe off. ..

M27saw ยท 1044 points ยท Posted at 01:49:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, legend says your can still find the board in classroom waiting for someone to clean it.

ballrus_walsack ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:09:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dankmernes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:06:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does that circle of numbers work?

DaFrustrationIsReal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IIRC the teacher would ask students to multiply a number on the outside of the wheel by one on the inside.

elguerodiablo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why is that colored girl farking a turkey?

mattdahack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is so awesome!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

o0o0o0 haunnnted physssssssssssicsss notess

A_Wizzerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

his was the only one in our whole district
was

LuckyLML3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The person who is able to clean the board shall become the next principal.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need a subreddit to catalog all these legends. This is like something you'd hear from Disney's Recess.

HCJohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bit /u/M27saw that classroom has been abandoned for 40 years!

WhOaOaOaOaOaOa!

CowboyLaw ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:08:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, BUT. The teacher was also the chem teacher. So he mixed up some special blend of...whatevers...and used it to strip the ink off the board. It also substantially deteriorated the coating on the board, so that by the next year, they had to scrap it. We killed the board!

blackwolfdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

The real prank here was his own doing for not realizing an easier way to get it off.

mattdahack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had glass boards with a white background. Used 90% rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle. All those years I never knew they were glass. Until a custodian was changing a light and he stepped on the step of the ladder that says "This is not a step". Long story short the ladder flipped over and spider webbed the dry erase board.

themilkyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He just used the markers to color the WHOLE board black, and then then bought some white makers to color over that the next day. Rinse and repeat.

dabosweeney ยท 611 points ยท Posted at 02:37:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't see what the viola has to do with the story

danarchist ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 05:32:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better than the other one I saw lately: Wa la

Dangermommy ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 04:59:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just fiddle with the spelling and you'll get it

LonleyViolist ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:16:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

#violamasterrace

ButtNutly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Purple marker?

missch4nandlerbong ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a performing arts school.

The_ed_factor ยท -27 points ยท Posted at 02:51:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really hope this is a joke.

GeebusNZ ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:33:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I expect they're getting at the fact that people don't know how to spell voilร .

The_ed_factor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good.

Tuss ยท -27 points ยท Posted at 03:48:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of words are supposed to have an accent but they have been dropped over time.

GeebusNZ ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 03:51:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Note also that viola is different to voila.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:43:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Tuss ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 04:54:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. It has been pointed out that he misspelled the word and I missed it.

Derazzle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:25:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, someone's a little edgy.

Lipat97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really hope this is a joke.

NXVX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:54:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My teacher Mr. A got a cougar (The College mascot) on his white board, about 5 years before i went to school there in permanent marker as a prank.

He liked it so he kept it, he could just clean it off because pranks involving permanent markers are dealt with.

He still has it in his classroom even though the district rebuilt the school.

NebulaNinja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:13:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pro tip. If you ever get permanent marker on a black board write over it with white board marker. The ethanol in them will loosen up the permanent marker and you'll be able to erase it.

CowboyLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard that. Wasn't common knowledge back in the dark ages when this occurred. Thankfully!

LordEnigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm. Accidentally got sharpie on my desk at work, wouldn't come up. Dry erase marker over it and swipe, all clean.

masgrada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just get ethanol or methanol from chemistry. Acetone works but it'll mess your board up.

way2lazy2care ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They also make cleaner that gets permanent marker off of white boards.

Flight714 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:18:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pully pully, stuffy stuffy, and viola: two boxes full of erasable marker bodies with permanent felts and ink.

I like the imagery here of a brief stringed musical flourish as the full boxes pan into view.

Cairopractor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:56:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pully pully, stuffy stuffy, and viola

Suddenly viola

diffyqgirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I swapped up the smartboard markers so that the color of the marker didn't match the color that it wrote with. Took the teacher most of the year to notice.

navarone21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a teacher that was cool like that. back in the early days of the internet, he bought a box of Grenades just to see if it would work. had them sent to the school. ATF met the grenades there... but good ol' pre-911 days, he was let off with a warning.

One time I handed him one of those shocky fake lighters... told him to check it out, it was a cool purple and orange flame. He was like "Navarone21, what the hell do you have that in school for? " then grabbed it from me because it sounded cool. Gave him a shock... and he punched me real fucking hard in the arm. we all laughed. and I went to my next class.

I can't imagine that kinda shit happening these days.

Skulder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:40:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After many years with the van-de-graaf generator, I can easily ignore most small shocks like that, so when students come with lighters, pens, stuff like that, I pretend it doesn't work, and give it back, invariably ending with them shocking themselves, while I laugh and point.

Good times, good times.

GreyRice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

upvote for simile

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:24:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most days, he would fill up an erasable board full of notes, wait for us to write them down, then erase it, write another board full of notes, wash, rinse, repeat.

Now there's a teacher preparing you for college.

Olseige ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read it as "dry as a gobbie in the desert".

Nobody likes a dry gobbie.

TheActualAWdeV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha good prank. I'm impressed you managed to hide a viola in his box o' markers though.

TheOneArmedBandit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go down the hall to the chemistry lab and get a bottle of ethanol and a rag. Can clean permanent marker off the board or just burn that motherfucker down.

JT_5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of something I did in highschool where I drew a penis on the board with permanent marker and turned it into Squidward with a dry erase marker. When the teacher tried to erase the board, hilarity ensued...

SnakeDocMaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was a TA for a chemistry class in high school, and while the teacher was in the front of the class lecturing I'd sit behind her and use clear masking tape to tape all of her dry erase markers shut. When she would go to write on the board, the lid of every marker was taped shut.

I made sure I was out of the room when it was note takin' time.

tellevee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chalkboards are erasable boards. I think you mean dry erase boards. And it's "voila." :)

Chileanphagocyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LPT: Expo marker erases sharpie.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm going to build a statue dedicated to this.

immakilayou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

straya?

CowboyLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry mate. Redneckistan, USA.

majinspy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Former teacher here. Rubbing alcohol 4tw. It isn't good for the board,but it will work.

Aldo_The_Apache_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LPT: if this ever happens to you(maybe you did it by mistake) cover the writing with an erasable marker and you should be able to erase it

Caststarman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... Kinger?

CowboyLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I barely even know her!

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember in high school people wrote on their lockers in sharpie all the time because it never fully dried and just wiped off, even after weeks

SF1034 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was during the very early days of erasable boards being in schools

I'm pretty sure chalkboards have been around for awhile. Assuming you know this, are you the Highlander?

toastyghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dry erase takes permanent off of dry erase boards

Gpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good prank, but you can write over permanent markers with dry erase and it will fade somewhat. With a few applications it would be usable again.

SickleSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God, the grammar Nazi in me is looking to go the way of Hitler and off myself.

Cool story though, I think.

EvidentlyCurious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior physics class had a final competition to create a three man boat with x amount of duct tape and x amount of cardboard. We then raced it across the small pond in the front of the school (Maybe 100 or so feet) and got extra credit based on how far they went.

A few people thought it would be hilarious to release a bunch of goldfish in the pond while we paddled (keep in mind these things cost under a dollar a piece back in the good old days of 2005). Years later when I visit my folks the pond is still infested with goldfish that leak into the neighboring creeks and ponds. . .

Ha ha hee hee? Class of 2005, fucking your ecology!

Matraxia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This would never work on a Chemistry Teacher. <pulls out the isopropyl>

The_adriang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you Mr hickhock asshole

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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CowboyLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You learned teachers' habits. One professor of mine had his sport coats and trousers permanently chalk stained on the lapels and the butt. Hard to disguise where he kept his hands most of the time while lecturing.

InTylerWeTrust24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

3 paragraphs to say what you could have in one sentence...

CowboyLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But then it wouldn't have been a good story. Romeo and Juliet is a 5-act play that's "two kids from feuding families fall in love, can't be together, and kill themselves." TL;DR ain't the essence of good writing.

InTylerWeTrust24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea but you aren't Shakespeare.

Kidding, it was a good read. Good shit

Danulas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What would have been almost as entertaining: without missing a beat, he grabs a spray bottle of solvent and continues his lecture like normal as if this has been done before.

jamesd33n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The irony...

Dry erase marker written over permanent marker makes the permanent marks erasable by a dry erase eraser.

Go fucking figure.

LPT

Roadbull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just a tip... in this situation, if you draw over permanent marker with a dry erase marker, you can easily erase it without having to scrub and ruin the board. It's magic.

aceoftrachs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It would have been pretty gangsta if he, without skipping a beat, took out a bottle of rubbing alcohol and just wiped it clean.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lucky it wasn't a Chem teacher.

"Hold on a second everyone, I'll be right back with some acetone."

j_schmotzenberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can get permanent marker off a white board by writing over it with a whiteboard marker.

anormalgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of a "joke" some kid pulled in 8th grade. He had this old dried out sharpie that didn't mark at all. He'd constantly mess with people by swiping it across your shirt and watching you get pissed until you realized it didn't actually make a mark because it was dried.

So one day, someone convinces him to do it to the teacher. We all think it's a great idea figuring he'd get in trouble and hopefully cut the shit out.

Someone, and we never found out who, switched his sharpie for a good one.

He walks up to the teacher, "hey Mrs. Whatever"...(swipe)...he freezes in horror and the teacher just gives him this solid "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!?!" look. He had to pay for the clothing and got detention for a week.

jlmbsoq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pully pully, stuffy stuffy, and viola

Wait, you stuffed bowed string instruments in markers?

tallrob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LPT, you can use the dry erase markers to remove the permanent marker. Just write over the permanent ink with the dry erase and voila! I'm in film and we use this on the clapper boards.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On a far lesser scale, one of my classmates in high school chemistry used to prank our teacher like that. He loved using those Pilot G2 pens, so on random occasions he would swap out the ink for a different color. So you would know what had happened when our teacher would suddenly blurt out "Dammit Kevin!"

TewsMtl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:40 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pro French tip : I believe it's "voilร "

CowboyLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:29 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know how it's spelled, frenchie. But my good, American keyboard doesn't have a key for that fancy frenchy "a" because it's too full of freedom. So I spelled it using the tools red-blooded American Jesus gave me, and I'm satisfied with the result. Take your cheese and get out.

TewsMtl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:01 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Querty layout should manage "voila", despite all its freedom.

IAmAWizard_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:26 on July 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds like a pretty cool teacher

SteazGaming ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:32:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

only a shitty physics teacher wouldn't know about acetone

SirPicklez ยท 585 points ยท Posted at 23:39:12 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my prank but some friends. They took pictures of all the staff's cars and listed them on craigslist for dirt cheap. They had made the contact number the schools number so they threatened to take away our senior ditch day if the ad wasn't taken down since they couldn't make or receive any serious calls.

brendanepic ยท 645 points ยท Posted at 03:19:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior skip day isnt supposed to be a sanctioned thing, its just a thing you do

420Hookup ยท 469 points ยท Posted at 03:43:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah wtf. A sanctioned senior skip day is just a regular day off.

KickItNext ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:43:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can explain.

My school had a sanctioned senior ditch day which entailed a school chaperoned field trip to a local beach. Literally just a normal field trip that was called ditch day.

Anyway, they threatened that anyone who didn't come to class or attend the field trip would get in trouble.

Naturally, most people didn't give a shit, only something like 50 out of the 700+ seniors went on the trip, very few came into class, and most ditched.

I spent the day at my SO's house hanging out by the pool and sleeping. It was a good day.

username_00001 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:13:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha ours did something similar, in an attempt to prevent senior skip day, they promised us a huge party before finals. I'm talking big blow up things, dunk tanks, a ton of food, different attractions and live music, all out. A kid took a picture from the stands and the entire football field was covered with all kinds of shit, and I'm told the basketball gym was too. And they would check our IDs to make sure we were there. Just about everyone skipped it, and it made it even more satisfying that they really hit the budget hard with that experiment.

LordPadre ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:38:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like you just played yourselves though

username_00001 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:58:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was more for the rebellion factor. It seemed like people were gonna go, but when it came out that they were checking ID's and not letting people walk if they didn't check in, we all decided that we'd rather call their bluff and have our own parties than play on a bouncy castle and eat pizza.

sader123 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:05:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But not really, at least in the US you have to have so many hours that students are in school. A regular day off wouldn't count into those hours, but having a day where all the other students are still in school but the seniors aren't still count into that time and allows the school to still be accredited.

420Hookup ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 04:20:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't really mean it as an official day off. Moreso I meant that since they were allowed to "skip", they didn't actually skip and basically went against the spirit of Senior Skip day.

QuestionTime- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:44:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah they should have all just turned up to really stick it to the man.

Aldo_The_Apache_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah my school did this.

I guess they thought it was better to tell the teachers no seniors would be coming this one day instead of it being a surprise

ManPumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, y'all have some lax ass rules.

KarmaKaroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Schools usually don't punish the students with detentions. By taking it away, they would give all of the seniors a detention

Hellmark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some schools threaten to not let kids graduate if they participate in senior skip day.

hongrykitteh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my school we had a sanctioned one and then everyone just skipped the next day too

brendanepic ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:51:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah lol

LOTM42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:36:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ya seriously, you don't get permission from the school. You have strength in numbers when it happens

only9mm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:36:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were told we wouldn't graduate if we didn't show up that day, it was leaked to the school I guess.

Zock123454321 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:50:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If nobody showed up they couldn't do shit. Imagine trying to not let anyone graduate.

eldeeder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was 18 all of senior year, so I could write my own notes. Senior skip day was just a day my friends could join me.

ScrapBuilder774 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school always had a sanctioned senior skip day. Then when I was a senior because of some new policy we got extra days off before graduation so they took away skip day. Only problem was facebook made it pretty easy to organize and still skip a day.

SirPicklez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school it was an actual sanctioned event, we didn't have to do anything the school had set up, because they didn't. But we were allowed an excused absence on that day. I went to a very small private school.

Swindel92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think I went into school for the last day once in the entire 13 years I went! It's pretty common to just go get drunk on the last day in the UK. Intact it's common to get drunk every other day here.

AnExcitedOstrich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior ditch day was set by the senior SGA and then they just told the principal when we were doing it.

i_live_downunder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But they could still make non-serious calls?

HKBFG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

take away our senior ditch day

how does that work?

Minisquirrelturds ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame.

A40 ยท 5091 points ยท Posted at 22:53:04 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After our final class? We all left! And never came back!!

Mandoge ยท 2562 points ยท Posted at 23:40:07 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh imagine the looks on their faces!

A40 ยท 1270 points ยท Posted at 23:41:04 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We giggled and snickered for days! X)

Patar103 ยท 778 points ยท Posted at 00:15:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Years!

PM_ME_UR_ILLUMINATI ยท 1406 points ยท Posted at 00:47:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Months even!

Screw_The_Illuminati ยท 1165 points ยท Posted at 04:02:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck your username.

CanuckBacon ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 05:04:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*Screw

jairom ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:44:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*Attack

eat_a_diaper ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:30:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*fuck, marry, kill

crotasotherend ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:44:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does order matter?

Pdubs2_0 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:07:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depends if you like them warm or cold

_Decimation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How about lukewarm

gbbmiler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:13:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*PM

OBVIOUSLY_NOT_JEWISH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:59:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know either of you.

TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:01:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

TLDRPoster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:11 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and there they are...

playing chess!

_Kyu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:36:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ultimate username check out: accs created at the same time

PM_ME_UR_ILLUMINATI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I swear we aren't each other.

Also he is winning in comment karma, but I have much better link karma.

FiveVidiots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

(But not really, just get in the middle of a circle of hooting and hollering people and play rock paper scissors like the top comment.)

bluesky_anon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does it happen often that you can reply with this?

Screw_The_Illuminati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:46 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never

sirmax224 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Screw your username.

FTFY ( Don't know how to do the quoting thing :( )

MightyButtonMasher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Screw your username.

FTFY ( You do the quoting thing with a > at the beginning of the line :) )

FTFY

ghytpop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

starwarswii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FUCK THE ILLUMINATE

ErectJellyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sup?

fireork12 ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 01:56:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Days < Years < Months

Sounds about right

[deleted] ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 02:31:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thatsthejoke.jpg

setfire3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

reminds me of the american calendar:

month/ day /year

as opposed to everyone else in the world:

day/ month /year

TooManyErrors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Day/Month/Year is a shitty, overrated system. The best and most logical one is ISO 8601; YYYY-MM-DD.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:46:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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coffeeonsunday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it's february

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:21:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Shadecraze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol year is not the complaint even when you see IN THEATHERS 2/12 i actually dont fucking know when that is at the first look

dan_144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, a system even more messed up than our MM/DD/YY setup!

Kaashoed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I will never get Imperial.

ScotForWhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You Americans and your crazy date formats!

MrMojo39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eventually the paper. People even cheered and they were given certificates for their prank.

CreativeInput ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That deescalated quickly

BLACKAP3RTURE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe you should've stayed a little longer.

PurpleDotExe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

B-but... years are longer than months...

Hacum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And cried.

JorusC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So did my teachers after I left.

shandow0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

relief?

ExtremelyLongButtock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pride. They were proud of him. :_)

NowWithVitaminR ยท 273 points ยท Posted at 00:46:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh damn, bro. That's hardcore.

A40 ยท 413 points ยท Posted at 00:47:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thomas walked out with a pen he borrowed too! A new Bic!

NowWithVitaminR ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 00:49:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did he avoid arrest?

A40 ยท 298 points ยท Posted at 00:53:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He never told anyone but us and we all swore to keep it secret.

But the next summer we all started getting these creepy phone calls, like "I know what you did last summer." I don't know who made them, but they freaked us out!

Thomas died in a weird accident with an axe, too...

[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:10:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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MightyButtonMasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It also kind of made a dent in his head. An axe-indent if you want.

TheySayItDonBLikItIs ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:03:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha ha ha... Classic Thomas

OBVIOUSLY_NOT_JEWISH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:00:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His father was... a drinker...

Yourwtfismyftw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:36:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An axident?! Well, at least it wasn't a Tom-ohawk.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death by Bic... shame.

Rysinor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A part of me thinks he's telling the truth.

I feel bad for Thomas. . .

mytherrus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:53:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would you call his death an Axeident?

GordionKnot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:53:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

an

...

axeiddent?

SirAlexH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:41:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And he actually did it! The madman.

lolroflqwerty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The absolute madman

TacoPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That actually does lead to jail time though.

A40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If only :-(

DoctorFrankz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude those can actually be pretty sweet.

yungmoneycashmoney12 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:55:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was I the only one who read that as Gollum?

steelandblood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did, too.

Kinrove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit no you weren't.

7dwn ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:20:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherfucker that's called graduation

navarone21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If the prank was the entire class was in on not going to graduation, that would actually be pretty epic.

EnkoNeko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this from anything in particular? It (and the ensuing thread) sounds like something one would find in a Dr. Seuss book.

chrispy_bacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"We show up everyday, and they just give us the money, and after about 20 or 30 years, we just walk away like nothing happened."

jaxxon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My last class was history. As I walked out, I said, "this class is history!"

juliang2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame.

Imperious23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You absolute madmen!

vnut08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And when you come back, you'll be the knife masters!

Proprobro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa, thats way too much yolo for me

LOUD__NOISES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Your diplomas do not dismiss you, I do."

LouWaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of John Mulaney.

zamwut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I must've missed the memo, I came back for another half year.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had to come back for testing :-(

TehChid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WOAH dude it's just a prank bro!!!

dpaine88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is that a joke or you guys just the totally bailed on graduation? Cause that would be awesome

electrict0aster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read that in the voice of Gollum.

whimsicalsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our graduation was about 3 weeks before the end of the school year for some reason. I think they were a little surprised when none of the seniors showed up for school after graduation.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You guys are evil!

JamEngulfer221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what happened at my high school. ExMs finished and we just left. No fanfare, just... Nothing.

hxccrush1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one came back for the graduation ceremony?

OniTan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Missed the exams?

jeaguilar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'll never believe what this school's a Senior Class did.

bpi89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That ones a classic!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, we all left after attendance in the morning on the last day

aceoftrachs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Be careful, that's enough to get you expelled.

SosMusica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HAH! GOT 'EM!

Armigedon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did that, but after the first day of junior year. I even took as far as leaving the country by joining the military.

Shows them.

alritealritealrite ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 00:43:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stuck a good some odd 25k plastic forks in the football field. It was awesome.

thelittlestmouse ยท 144 points ยท Posted at 04:55:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school did this. Spelled out "fork you". The principal was not amused.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:09:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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TheDutchCanadian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:32:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fork em' don't spoon em'. Some fuckers will still spork em' though.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bullshit.

kecr101 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:32:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is one of my favorite pranks that has been done in my area. It looks cool, especially if the forks spell out something, and depending on the material laid down, it's actually beneficial to the field!

cubicpolynomial3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:22:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How is it beneficial to the field?

Moose-OfTheNorth ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:28:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bit of a guess on my part, but at my old school every now and then they would drive a tractor over the field that would dig thousands of small holes (about as big as a penny and about an inch deep), and I believe it would aerate the field? I could be wrong.

cubicpolynomial3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:32:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see what you mean, but I doubt that the plastic forks would be much use. They would probably be too flexible to do any real aeration, and if any were left over they might hurt someone/be an inconvenience during a practice or a game.

But good prank, nonetheless.

kecr101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poking lots of holes in the ground aerates the land.

Mr-Marshmallow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:55:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You gotta put hotdogs on the forks

CoffinRehersal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:30:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class did this, except they were too afraid to "break in" so they just sparsely placed forks in the front lawn area (and I wouldn't be surprised if they had permission). It was pathetic and embarrassing.

ImCreeptastic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

North Penn?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

North Penn HS?

ThatGuyinPJs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/u/iijeriichoii? Is that you?

brittcity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my grade did this too without realizing there was a relay for life on the field the next day, pretty sure they all felt like assholes when the cancer survivors were the ones cleaning it up

JoXand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How long did that take you?

Seejr ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 05:30:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that's not cool because somebody has to clean up and it's completely not their fault it's not a victimless prank

MetroA ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:31:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty much the point of a senior prank

LegendofSki ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 04:51:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You want to know the most diabolical weapon is? Birdseed. Let me repeat that: Birdseed. Now, this was a little known fact to most everyone in our school except one guy, who can't be named obviously, so I'll call him McDavid. Now our parking lots were structured by class, so the seniors had the upper lot, the juniors the lower lots and the rest on the other side of the school. Some of the juniors had the bright idea of trying to prank us by parking in some of our parking spaces or being real cacti with their park job. And we were not happy. And we also needed another senior prank. And McDavid had an idea.

McDavid and a couple of his friends ended up buying some really large bags of birdseed, and wound up in the parking lot around 3 in the morning dumping birdseed around the junior and sophomore lots, specifically around the juniors who tried to prank us.

Do you want to know what there are a lot of in the closing months of school? Birds. Birds are everywhere when you live in a small suburban town that borders farmland. And birds get hungry. And when birds eat, they shit. And they shit a lot. They shit a whole lot. And they shat on the whole lot, making the area around it speckled with white wonder and creating a smell that would be entitled a war crime if brought to the UN's attention. I mean, this thing had some kids vomitting in the lots. It was terrible, and the best comeback I've seen. The only thing that would have made it better would have been the kids car getting all of the crap.

McDavid, where ever you are, this one's for you.

Jonesey07 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:25:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edmonton. He's in Edmonton.

EvaUnit3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:29:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

McJesus is wonderful with animals

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erie, PA represent.

Jonesey07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Respect. I still have my Erie pride.

SugaryCornFlakes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:21:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My name is David and my last name starts with mc, so I'm DavidMc

Live_Poets_Society ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:15:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's playing hockey for the Edmonton oilers... Quite good too.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:28:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who? The Oilers or McDavid? Because the Oilers aren't good.

Live_Poets_Society ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all know the answer to that question.

squeege222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember in a previous one of these posts someone mentioned how they dumped birdseed on the football field and blew a whistle so the birds would come at the sound of a whistle.

T1mshady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:35 on March 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, so when football season started every whistle blow would result in a bird storm

blitzbom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to one HS in Nevada, out there when you left class you went outside.

It was a smaller school and each grade had their own hall. The seniors brought couches, recliners and tables and shit for their hall. Some of the juniors straight up set the couches on fire.

As retaliation the seniors filled the JR's hallway with fertilizer, around shin high, even being outside you could smell it from quite the distance.

Zapness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 years 3 months.

Saving all the best pranks.

crank_bank ยท 4271 points ยท Posted at 23:29:51 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My senior prank got thwarted by our school principal sleeping inside the school to make sure we didn't pull anything off. Classmate literally scaled the side of the building and got in the school through a roof access hatch, only to find the principal waiting for him on a couch.

EDIT: First question the principal asked the student, "How on earth did you get in here?"

..."that's not important"

EDIT 2: Two part prank. We had keys to the trophy case, so the first part was to take every trophy out and hide them somewhere off campus, then leave instructions for the first part of a scavenger hunt across town to find the trophies. Second part was to take a select number of teacher desks and move them to the outer edges of the school gym. Using a ridiculous amount of extension cords, the plan was to make every desk fully functional. On top of that, we wanted to get as many student desks into the gym as we could possibly fit into the gym. Also we were going to line one wall with whiteboards where we would write our Declaration of Independence of about 500 words from the school. Even with over 50% of the class pledging their participation in the prank, we figured it would take 4-5 hours to complete.

...then ofcourse we would skip school

T1mshady ยท 2271 points ยท Posted at 23:52:59 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

principal waiting for him on a couch.

Was this in the teachers lounge or his office?

Whered he get that damn couch?

EDIT: Congratz guys, my highest voted comment is now about a fucking couch.

NowWithVitaminR ยท 1705 points ยท Posted at 00:48:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whered he get that damn couch?

That was the prank. They placed a couch in the middle of the school.

Destinesta ยท 885 points ยท Posted at 01:58:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He beat them to it

Zay_Okay ยท 1419 points ยท Posted at 02:55:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Nobody pranks my school but me"

csbsju_guyyy ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:05:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Look at me, this is my school now"

Yokhen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:00:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like Greendale.

Atigerwithlaserbeams ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:48:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except that for Greendale, instead of seniors it would be City College, and instead of "pranks" the line would be "financially destroys."

notSaddamHessein ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:23:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"You got pwned son!" (Begins dancing to random EDM music.)

FrodoTeaBaggin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

meh

zgh5002 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:50:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Boom headshot! I can dance all day! I can dance all day!"

julito427 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."

west2021 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like Adam West

upvotersfortruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

~ Principal Skinner

Karmago ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now the pranksters...record scratch...get pranked!

beckyb18 ยท 597 points ยท Posted at 02:57:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Three couches, actually. Numbered 1, 2, and 4. Lol, they spent weeks looking for #3.

NowWithVitaminR ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:05:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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0raichu ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:29:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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CEhobbit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A_Wizzerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you put one of those couches in the school pool, I'd wager they'd need a crane to get it out!

kidfockr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They had to use a crane to get it out

Kricketier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Takes a crane to get the third one out. amirite

beckyb18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. Little known fact: couches can walk upstairs but not downstairs.

Grayslake_Gisox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the class of seniors released 3 pigs into our school (my town used to be farm land until recently) and painted 1, 2, and 4. The teacher that told me said security spent all day looking for 3

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Casting Couch!

bunsfordays223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FUCK YO' COUCH

yaosio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They took the couch apart and put it on the roof and the principal couldn't get home.

creamersrealm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know about you but I had my own private chair and a bed of speakers to sleep on in high school.

owiseone23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:55:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Were couches banned in your district or something? My school has tons of couches in common areas.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was it the same setup as the casting couch?

Spanky_McJiggles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Furniture stores normally sell them

Secret_Muffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my highschool has a few couches for students around

people fall asleep on them all the time

VampireSurgeon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have a lounge on each floor, and there used to be a couch or two. Not sure were those went. I think they're in the basement now. Now it's hard plastic chairs, some regular tables, coffee tables and comfy but deteriorating chairs.

eat_a_diaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's been waiting for you, mr. Bond

dogbert730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"That's not important"

danwroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Where am I?"

Juggernauticall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't have couches in your school?

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:45 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The guy who scaled the school and went through the hatch in the roof was carrying a couch. When he set it down the principal was on it. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

ghill04 ยท 790 points ยท Posted at 03:03:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think scaring the principal into sleeping in the school is a good prank whether it was planned or not. That kid is awesome btw

B1GTOBACC0 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 07:24:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

scaring the principal into sleeping in the school

I think the truth is much sadder for the Principal.

"Uuuhh... Yeah, I knew they were going to pull a prank. That's why I was sleeping in my office. To stop the pranks." sobs

[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 04:55:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's like bin laden making America use TSA. It's about the inconvenience.

MR_PENNY_PIINCHER ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:23:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At that point it'd be best to do no prank.

EnkoNeko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed, totally badass.

Garrod_Ran ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:10:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happy cake day!

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:45:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith"

DreamCatcher232 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:18:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was three stories high. A guy wanted to show off and so he climbed the pipe along the side of the building all the way up to the top and hung out on the roof waving down at us. He proceeded to toss down years worth of tennis balls, frisbees, and baseballs from the roof down onto all of the students having lunch. We watched as the gym teacher tried to apprehend him. The kid jumped from one descending roof to another then ran around the entire school to avoid being identified.

The principal eventually found out who it was by the rumors and the kid got suspended, but the best part was watching the gym teacher's dumbfounded face as he watched this kid parkour his way to freedom.

deathlyWhimsical ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:09:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a kid actually get away with something similar. He just pointed out that there was technically no rule against it. And there wasn't. (There is now, by the way. Also students are not allowed to enter or exit the building via window. But that's from another incident)

pbugg2 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:26:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just imagine Bart and principal skinner

whatisthisidontevenf ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 04:20:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

<<John drops through the school roof access at night. The school is pitch black. Stealthily, he creeps his way towards the school main compound through the principal's office>>

Principal: Stop right there!

<<The lights turn on suddenly. The principal is in a swivel chair and swivels to face John>>

Principal: I have been expecting you, Mr John.

get-a-brain-morans ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:46:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something out of a James bond movie.

breauxbreaux ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:22:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Classmate literally scaled the side of the building and got in the school through a roof access hatch, only to find the principal waiting for him on a couch.

What was your school just one room? I'd imagine even if someone was sleeping inside of a school they'd be pretty ineffective at protecting a whole school from an intruder especially since they're -- ya'know -- asleep.

crank_bank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:25:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not one room, but it was a small high school. 300 students.

rubydrops ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:49:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did he know what was happening? Did yall leave a calling card or something?

LOL_its_HANK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:35:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a good principal. He probably did it to stop kids before they vandalized property so they could just get written up and not suspended / kept from graduation / require police involvement. I wish more school admins gave that much of a shit about their kids.

gabberinos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:00:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better than ours. Ours said that if anyone tried to pull a prank that no one would walk across the stage for graduation.

Karma's a bitch because he got convicted with sexual assault (maybe battery?) like two weeks later and is now in jail. (Not that we framed him being a sexual predator, mind you. He was really a scumbag.)

Paxton-176 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was stopped as well. A teacher passing by must have over heard the students who were planning it and reported it. They all got a weeks of after school detention.

The plan was to race Go-Carts through the campus. My high School was build with outdoor hallways.

108241 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's dedication to a prank. We added it up my senior year, and close to a quarter of my class had access to keys, due to it being a small school, and having parents that were teachers, coaches, etc.

AgentSyrup93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What were you guys going to do if you weren't stopped?

RobinBankss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a student locksmith.

KROXON ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:33:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was 5 stories so this really fucked with me for a second.

Robobvious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like you guys were a bit overambitious from the start, pick one prank and do it well. Not ten done poorly, if at all.

binger5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody snitched.

crank_bank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep. We know who too.

b0jangles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine got thwarted because the year before the class went way overboard and did a ton of damage to cars in the school parking lot and nearby streets. Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vandalism. So, the school cracked down and threatened anyone participating the next year with expulsion and legal action. Thanks '96!

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That kid is my hero

hunglikeacuban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I once scaled the wall of my 2 story high school to get a brand new Frisbee off the roof. I was captain of the Ultimate team in high school and the wind took our only good disc up there after 1 throw. I wasn't about to let practice end early that day haha

silentclowd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class duct taped all the desks in the history class room to the walls. That is NOT easy to do, but it was totally worth it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's an easier way in. A little skill called key fitting. By the time I was a sophomore I had the building grandmaster, the bleacher/lighting key, the gym locker padlock key, the locker change key, the roof access key and the theater console keys. The next year I added the elevator service key and chem lab supplies. Also learned a half dozen Sonitrol IDs and passwords via social engineering.

Hardest part was getting the blanks.

Prophage7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My principal also decided to sleep in the school the last night to thwart any grad pranks and ended up catching a small group of kids trying to weld the doors shut.

jared555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"How on earth did you get in here?"

"I didn't believe my teacher when he said he wasn't going to wake me up at the end of the day if I fell asleep in class again"

notduddeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

principal sleeping inside the school to make sure we didn't pull anything off.

Yes that is what happened. It totally didn't have anything to do with him being trapped in a loveless relationship.

Thetriforce2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Straight legend if you pulled this off

Kylo_Matt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did he get in trouble? Some of my friends are planning to do the same, enter the school at like 3am and sneak around and pull harmless pranks for each of the high school teachers for them to find in their rooms at the beginning of the day. I just feel like there's gotta be some major repercussions for breaking into the school. Although my friends claim they're not 'breaking in' because they plan on making a copy of the master key to use throughout the building.

Sperethiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cross-eye-bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sounds like you just told us elaborate plans where nothing happened.

YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Putting desks in the gym would have seriously been a fucked up move. Those desks would easily fuck up the court unless you are extremely careful and I highly doubt a bunch of high schoolers could manage it without damaging the floor.

PacoTaco321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was ambitious to the point that it wouldn't possibly work if they had any sort of staff member around at night.

Sir_Brosephmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Staples? Is that you?

tellisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the hell. He went in through a roof hatch and nobody cared? I found a busted door on my high school and went in, walked around a bit, stupidly pushed open a different door, and continued looking around. The police were there in minutes and they tried to expel me.

DenverEric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

amount of extension cords

Apparently your school didn't teach English: number of extension cords

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:53 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Im a locksmith, aaannddd im a locksmith"

danarchist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:30:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheLouTennant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How about just enjoying the story and not playing Reddit Truth Police, detective.

assmilk99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was the prank?

MarioThePumer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grammor___Natsee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:03:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith"

mccombi ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 23:41:52 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one for high school. A few years before my senior year, someone put a bunch of fish in the ceiling as a "prank". Basically, they had to close the school for a day and do some heavy cleaning. After that, senior pranks were explicitly banned.

GRRRRaffe ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:15:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fish in the ceiling was a "prank" when I was a middle schooler (in the late '90s). Although they cleaned as well as they could, on hot, humid days the upper school building still smells vaguely of fish.

rockbottom11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:25:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

None of the seniors before the class of 2013 had a senior prank as well, besides also putting the occasional dead fish somewhere it would reek. When the time came for us to graduate in 2013, everyone was scrambling for ideas but not taking any action.

Then one day my best friend strapped on a pair of balls and asked for my help in one of the best pranks in our schools history. My friend "Alex" was extremely smart in and out of school. He started his own landscaping company at the age of 15 and was making 60K a year when we graduated. And he got accepted to 2 ivy leagues. Basically, he wasn't a shmuck and I thought he was gonna do a small prank to not risk his future, but he really wanted to leave his mark on the school.

Alex hatched up a plan to mow a huge penis on the front lawn of the high school. He needed mine and another friend's help to hide on each end of the road while on a 3 way phone call so we can let him know when a car is passing by so he could be out of sight quickily.

Its 3 AM and Alex picks up our friend and I in his work truck with a mower in the back. He parks in a parking lot away from the school and proceeds to spray paint the outline of a 20 foot long penis on the front lawn. With his quick mowing skills, he gets the job done and tells us to leave our post and meet him at the truck.

And he wanted to preserve the moment before administration mowed his artwork over, so at sun rise, this guy proceeds to take a drone out and flies it over the lawn so he can capture a picture of his job. This picture is infamous in our town and even made the newspaper (with balls blurred out.) it took the staff about 2 whole periods to realize there's a giant dick on the lawn but by that time, every student already saw it.

oxhorns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Picture??

Lord_Nuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't just post a story like that and not post the picture.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was that on VH1?

DreddMau5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this. Same result plus black/brown stained ceiling. It was a really hot week before they found them which didn't help

Tyrana-suarez_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Central Hardin?

They did that at a school near me and a few years later when a tornado tore up part of the school they found more fish in parts of the ceiling and behind lockers.

mccombi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Naw, suburban Toronto.

chrisms150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone did that to a teacher they hated in my school. They also put condoms over everything... The teacher never noticed the one covering the phallic shaped thermometer - one of these

BizarroBizarro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did that in my school except they used some endangered fish on accident and ended up with hefty charges.

PainMatrix ยท 936 points ยท Posted at 23:36:46 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Not my year, but during my time at school. I have two, one the most epic and one the year before my senior year and the reason senior pranks never happened again.

  1. The most epic one was when the senior class a few years before me got a Volkswagen bug into the cafeteria and filled the cafeteria with 4 inches of sand and did a whole beach theme with umbrellas.

  2. The year before me just trashed the school and smeared shit on the chalkboards, not cool.

Since senior pranks were banned our year (because of the shit-smear year) we did a senior skip day which was going to an amusement park. It was 3 hours away and when we got there we found out it had been closed down for a couple of years. This was when the Internet hadn't really gotten big by the way. Man, was that a let-down.

Edit. After some responses here I'm strongly starting to believe that the first prank was a mix of 2 parts fiction and 1 part truth.

I_munch_butts_AMA ยท 530 points ยท Posted at 02:29:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smearing shit on the chalkboards seems a lot easier to clean than four fucking inches of sand in the whole cafeteria.

PainMatrix ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 03:09:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The big difference was that the seniors cleaned up after themselves that year. We also had a pretty small cafeteria.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:41:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

even if the cafeteria was small, how are you suppose to clean up 4 inches of sand across an entire room?

theinsanepotato ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:25:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His entire story is bull. Even for s teeny tiny cafeteria, 4 inches of sand would mean literaly 10+ dump trucks worth, and many thousands of dollars. There is literally (like literally literally, not figuratively literally) no way his story is even possible.

Rambles_Off_Topics ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:06:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. My first thought when he said 4" of sand was "so how did you get a company to agree to do this" because there's no way you could haul in that much sand without a dump truck.

DrJack3133 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I interpreted it as 4 inches of sand in the Volkswagen (I guess to weigh it down???) and probably small piles around it, but when I went back a re-read it, yeah... he said the whole cafeteria.

Lithobreaking ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:19:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A class before be did something similar, but with dirt. There was a loading bay in the Cafeteria.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. It's obviously bullshit. Plus the other story is probably bullshit too.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:09:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:20:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shhh... people would rather not use their brains.

I_munch_butts_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if you've ever tried to scoop sand off tile or a similar surface, but when you scoop up the sand it doesn't just go away. What happens when you get to the very end and can't just "scoop up" the layer of sand that is coating every surface in the cafeteria.

YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:57 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A broom...

MrMiller_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

they invented this new thing called a broom not too long ago, check it out

Robobvious ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:51:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The thing is, once it's in there you can never completely get it back out.

SHPLUMBO ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:45:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But why would you put the shit back inside of you?

theycallmemk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah the ol' Reddit shit-aroo

VikingFashion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hold my whiteboards, I'm goin' in!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:44:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Since he lied the first time, I'm guessing neither of them happened.

cubine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but it's fucking poop, dude. Who the fuck does that

gdaddy1995 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:38:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like something you would say, mr. Munch Butts

Perukeru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, cheaper...

EternallySexual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like they're still finding sand EVERYWHERE

ManPumpkin ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is, those sand guys are pricks.

theinsanepotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, they would be if they existed, but this guys story is literally impossible. 4 inches of sand, even for a tiny tiny cafeteria, would be literally hundreds of tons and 10+ dump trucks worth of sand delivery, costing many thousands of dollars.

kylemaoin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was probably more like 4 inchesยฒ.

LordPadre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly feel like that's a huge exaggeration, or you're overestimating the size of a "tiny tiny cafeteria", or I'm underestimating the amount of sand it takes to fill a room to just a few inches.

I'm imagining that they got a ton, and I do mean a ton, of pillow case or larger sized sand bags, and probably made multiple trips.

theinsanepotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look up bulk material calculators. Lots of landscape supply companies have them online. I literally went on and looked it up to get those numbers. They're accurate. People drastically underestimate the actual amount of material it takes to fill an area just a few inches.

If you used bagged sand, itd literally take DAYS to haul that much in.

sartaingerous ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 02:01:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had someone fill our entire quad with sand, to do a beach sort of thing (you could practically throw a rock to the beach). But they were cleaning it up already by the time we got to school, so it just looked like the stupidest fucking prank ever.

It wasn't until years later that I knew the original plan.

IsNotAwesome ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:24:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The original plan?

MaybeImBotMaybeImNot ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:41:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like the original plan was to do a fun beach thing, but when op got to school they just found janitors cleaning up some mysterious sand.

sartaingerous ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:06:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is what happened, yes. Super lame.

BurnieXanders ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:40:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant cat litter box

sartaingerous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:06:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beach scene shit.

Aquadudeman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't happen to be a La Jolla alumni, do you?

sartaingerous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, Point Loma. Rivals!

theinsanepotato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:12:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I dont believe for a single second that someone covered an entire cafeteria in 4 inches of sand. First off, even for a teen tiny little room, thats easily HUNDREDS of tons of sand. I recently re-gravveled my driveway, and it was 4 tons just to cover my tiny 10' x 15' driveway with ONE inch of gravel. Also, sand is a lot more fine grain so youre looking at at least twice as much for the same surface area.

Not only would something like that cost EASILY thousands of dollars just to buy the sand itself, but there is no way in hell they got some materials supply company to back a dump truck up onto school grounds and dump hundreds of tons of sand for them to then move into the cafeteria.

Im calling BS.

EDIT: Went and did some quick calculations. For most grades of sand, youre looking at 1.5 tons for each 10' x 10' area you want to cover 4 inches deep. even a super, super tiny cafeteria in a super tiny school is easily 100' x 100', so youre looking at at least 150++ TONS of sand to cover that 4 inches deep.

Even a super-heavy duty commercial dumptruck can only carry 10-15 tons of sand, so that means youre looking at TEN DUMP TRUCKS WORTH OF SAND.

So, in other words, we're expected to believe that some of the seniors in /u/painMatrix 's school somehow managed to get ten or more dump trucks worth of sand delivered to the school cafeteria, over the course of a single night/weekend, with no one noticing, and without the dump truck driver(s)/landscaping supply company questioning it? And on top of that, we're expected to believe that his senior class also happened to have several thousand dollars just laying around to buy all this sand, and pay for delivery, and they chose to spend it on this, and not, i dunno, literally anything else? Hey, why buy your first car when you could spend $9000+ on SAND.

/u/PainMatrix is a phony! A great big phony!

PainMatrix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:17:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, as people have been responding to this, I'm starting to believe that the reports of it were exaggerated.

theinsanepotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe they covered 4 square inches of the cafeteria with sand? :P

PainMatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And a matchbox VW bug

Woofiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depending on the dump trucks you'd be dumping with, a very common tri-axle trailer or a truck and quad trailer can hold between 30-40 tons, FYI. :)

NinjaSaintxx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Benson's animal farm?

treefroog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the neighboring school district a few years ago, the car guys got a Junkers car, stripped it, cut it/took it apart, then put it back together in the principals office.

drunkbusdriver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you actually see the bug thing happen? Because this is one of the biggest lies I see for senior pranks. Every time it's "like 5 years ago these guys did disassembled a car and put it back together on the roof! Man it was so cool." No. No they didn't.

finallyinfinite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They smeared literal shit??

Dixie_Normus_2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Sorry folks, we're closed. The moose out front should have told you".

davidlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

when we got there we found out it had been closed down for a couple of years

dude your school pranked you

korny12345 ยท 539 points ยท Posted at 23:37:44 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snuck into the school super early in the morning and zip tied all the non-senior lockers shut.

[deleted] ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 02:31:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother and his friends used to ziptie people's backpacks to lockers when they weren't looking. It was hilarious to see them lurch away only to get pulled back to their locker.

jaylift ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 04:55:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used to do backpacks zip tied to the bottom of the desks, so as they would go to grab their bag to leave they'd yank the desk and usually flip it

CrimeFightingScience ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:24:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We would ziptie shoes/beltloops to desks. Administration got furious about it, started handing out suspensions.

username_00001 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:36:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used combination locks. We were dicks. Many sandals were lost that year. One kid did manage to lock somebody's belt loop to their desk which was as hilarious as it was cruel

killerpoopguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

combination locks

That's easier to open/break than a zip-tie. (Unless of course your school let's you have scissors)

username_00001 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:01:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of school doesn't let their kids have scissors? Please tell me that isn't normal now. And yeah that was the case, nobody knew how to pick them (or wanted people to know they knew even if they did), so usually the janitor had to cut it off or in the case of backpacks and stuff they'd just deal with it

korny12345 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty awesome

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:47:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had the same thing except people would zip tie the zippers together. it was annoying as hell

WubWubsStuckInUrHead ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:33:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a friend who would wait until someone went to the restroom, take everything out of there backpack, turn it inside out, put everything back in, then zip tie the zippers.

MayonnaiseOreo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We called that nuggeting.

orlandodad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:52:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always heard that was called egging. I think I like nuggeting better.

TorgOnAScooter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:36:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nutsacking for us. Then it would be ziptied. Also my best friend and I were the only people to do this but we loved to loop people's straps around chair legs or tie them to them. Same effect, much less harmful

uritarded ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:22:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow I forgot about the backpack burrito. Good times

therealmrmiagi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God that was so fun but so immature. The goal was to have the kid not realize it till class was over, and have him carry it in the hallway because he couldn't put it on his back. We called it tacoing

agoia ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:16:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody in my tech theater class padlocked my backpack shut. It was pretty funny for the 15 secs it took to grab the bolt cutters out of the tool room and cut the loops off of the zippers

Rysinor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But why wouldn't you cut the padlock? Why?!

agoia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:48:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hardened steel lock vs shitty zinc zipper pulls. Bolt cutters were pretty small and shitty. Just put bits of gaffers tape to make them long again after cutting them, and confused whoever did it when they saw the lock sitting in the booth the next day.

NikolaTwain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now that's funny. Wish I had thought of that back then. Kinda pissed at myself that we didn't.

jk01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember we used to ziptie people to their chairs. It was great.

JoXand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine used to empty people's backpacks and turn them inside out.

mcdormjw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:19:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you get many pictures of dogs?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How long did they have to sit there, and how do you tie something that fast?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They could do the ziptie in <2 seconds and everyone just stood next to their lockers during break.

definetelytrue ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I get it is annoying, but couldn't they just use scissors.

RanaktheGreen ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 02:19:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's the point. It was to fuck with anyone who wasn't a senior, but not really cause any problems. One of the better pranks here actually.

korny12345 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:34:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did eventually, but we did 900 lockers and every nonsenior missed most of first period.

ironprominent ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 04:40:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like the non-seniors got the better end of that deal.

RamzFanz ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:57:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, your prank was to make it to class on time?

AalewisX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was making it to class on time part of your plan?

CaptainDeadpool69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:40:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also it's a little difficult to cut a zip tie if it's zipped really tight and you cut the excess off

DarkLorde117 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:03:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My older brother did this in his year. Only it didn't turn out to well because most of the people who got zip-tied were idiots who ended up ripping the door off the hinges.

MejorSnowball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:52:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My freshman year's senior class did that. It was really pointless, because by 7:30am (School started at 8) the janitorial staff had removed all of the zip ties.

ArgoSaxifrage ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:37:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either we went to school together or coincidentally had the same prank for our schools.

BAEsshead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is what we did. It was kinda lame.

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You evil son of a bitch

Mrprototype88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's kind of a dick move tbh

korny12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were 17, 17 year Olds are dicks

MRAtterberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit I did this at my high school like 2-3 years ago!

dingledangle23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank, but a lot of us used to commute by train to school and we used to zip tie each other to the seats and hand rails.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This would have been tough to do in my school considering there were 4,000+ students

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scissors

korny12345 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:55:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not as easy as you think when they are pulled tight.

Damn_Croissant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pliers

Minisquirrelturds ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big deal. Lame.

Moos_Mumsy ยท 676 points ยท Posted at 22:53:49 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a big chicken outside of a drive in chicken place. Somehow it found it's way on to the roof of a building a few blocks away.

electroncarl123 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 02:54:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

ialo00130 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 03:35:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"To get to the idiots house"

knock knock

"Who's there?"

"The chicken".

skbeez ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:32:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rekt

Mirshikar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The chicken who?

Oprah-Is-My-Dad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:11:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How is this a senior prank?

Silverbullet1234 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:16:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LSHS?

rtaisoaa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:12:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seconded. LSHS?

When I was a senior, they had the chicken "hidden" behind the church.

turaide ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:38:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup LSHS, I miss the chicken!!

finallyinfinite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:16:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I thought this meant a drive in place to buy live chickens and I'm like "what the fuck kind of place"

korythosaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:59:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nebraska?

TrashTongueTalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Krekel's?

what-a-burger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lincoln Nebraska?

afdsadf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marietta? KFC?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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zanderkerbal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think they put the chicken on the school or a building next to it.

cantoXV1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ron's Roost in Delhi?

TheKittah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lake Stevens?

squeege222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Moos_Mumsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually tried to google it because I do remember it making the newspaper. Unfortunately, things that happened in the 70's aren't all that easy to find.

squeege222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd check the local paper's website, the NJ Herald has almost every issue on it's website.

Dino_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How though, Elizabeth?

phale18 ยท 533 points ยท Posted at 00:45:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Okay this wasn't my high school but one I lived close to and my best friend went to. Their โ€œsenior prankโ€ was originally something innocuous that they literally got approved by their principal. I thought this was ridiculously lame but it couldn't have turned out better.

The principal let them into the school at I think 9 or so and they were gonna rearrange some desks or some crap like that. Within the hour something happened, a mob mentality developed among some of the students and everything went to shit.

Kids were going around trashing rooms, flipping desks throwing paper and books and anything they could find all over, out windows, breaking various objects and raising hell. One student got a fire extinguisher and sprayed it all over the cafeteria and if I remember correctly threw it at window when he was done. My friend said it was one of the craziest things she had ever witnessed, and couldn't believe how quickly it turned into utter hysteria.

Some of the students stayed to help clean up, including my friend, who said there were thousands dollars worth of damage all around. Some students were facing criminal charges and last I heard the principal was slated to be fired for opening the doors to this shit show.

Edit: pictures from Twitter, even has some video including part of the fire extinguisher https://mobile.twitter.com/maseniorprank

jessikaye ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 05:46:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing but the kids that did it only damaged our band room. So much destroyed equipment.

exosphere93 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:53 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not the band room!

Aemort ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:05:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This just makes me angry. Fuck them.

Idkwthiam ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:53:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit! I graduated from West Stokes class of '15. I'm only like 30 minutes away and my high school did the exact same thing with the exception of the basketball coach letting them in. The cops showed up halfway through though. Anyone who helped clean was suspended for a day and anyone who ran and got caught got 3. The girl who sat next to me at graduation sprained her ankle running and had to wear a boot as she walked across the stage. It ruined all of the other pranks people had planned though because no one wanted to risk it. I had a good one too.

phale18 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:35:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow that's crazy! I went to East Surry, and had some cousins who went to West, so I was at your guys graduation. It feels so strange when you realize someone from reddit isn't just a faceless comment, and that they actually lived near you. Cool beans man.

Enderdan ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 04:37:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beautiful.

This is what Tyler Durden would want.

nagumi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:44:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The same thing happened to me in fifth grade. We got back from an overnight hike field trip at like 5am, and were told to go to our class for a quick thing and then we all were gonna go home to sleep. Somehow a mob mentality took over. Desks and chairs thrown out the (second story) windows, walls damaged, etc. I was literally the only kid not involved... I sat at my desk with my head in my hands. I was tired and a loner. I was also the only kid not suspended in my whole class. I still got the day off, though, because my whole class was being punished! Awesome.

username_00001 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
antiname ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:07:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where was this, if it's not too much to ask?

phale18 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:12:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I suppose not, Mount Airy high school in NC, just last year. I doubt there was any press about it or anything of the sort.

Edit: okay I just looked and their senior prank actually had a Twitter account with some pics posted for anyone interested, posted in original comment.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something of a lesser scale happened for my senior prank. The junior English teacher was the bane of all of our existence so we trashed her classroom. We stacked the desks, threw papers everywhere, and spray painted "Jesus is black" on her walls. Context, I went to a Christian school and that phrase came up during a discussion in one of our classes. It was a pretty funny inside joke the rest of the year so I know she remembered it.

The admin were SO MAD. A lot of us had to go in during the weekend and clean it all up and paint the walls back to normal.

We also stacked desks in a lot of hallways so people had to walk around, and then parked in a huge circle I the student lot that made it so none of the juniors or sophomores who drove could get out. We got told to move our cars by lunch or we'd be in trouble.

Other years did the whole releasing crickets or cups of water. Lame.

Horforia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf. I graduated from mahs in 08. I probably knew/babysat some of the kids who did this! Time to start making some phone calls.

OverlordXenu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that's just sad

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 08:09:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Psh, who are you, my English teacher?

ChunkArcade ยท 368 points ยท Posted at 01:04:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mattress in the pool.

Can't remove it with just manpowerโ€”you need more.

Not_A_Train ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 02:45:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe like a crane or something?

ObiJuanKenobi123 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:04:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep.

SrpskaZemlja ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:43:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It usually does take one, to my experience.

Derf_Jagged ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:24:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, I thought you use the third pig?

HighRelevancy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:48:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it takes a crane to get it out.

Dovah_Dave ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:39:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why?

AdvInternaut ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:32:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Once it becomes waterlogged no one will have the strength to lift it especially since it would be awkward to carry

cgt16 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why not just dive down and tie a rope to it? Then it would only take a few people.

Dovah_Dave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not even like 10-15 people?

MischeviousCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

10-15 people, in 6 feet of water, feet not touching the ground, paddling in the water to support their portion of about 20 lbs?

No. Not even 10-15 people.

Dovah_Dave ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:31:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some people are taller than 6 feet...

MischeviousCat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:38:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's your point?

Some people can't lift 15 lbs above their shoulders.

Let alone pick it up off the ground, underwater, lift it up and above your head, without choking.

Dovah_Dave ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:39:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're not getting what I'm saying.

Some people can stand in 6 foot water... with their head above the water.

MischeviousCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're completely missing the point, too, mate.

Standing in water and lifting something above your head are two COMPLETELY different things. First, understand that.

Second, understand that a 6' body of water would mean you need to be closer to 6'8" for your mouth to be above water.

Third, realize that this is a high school, and there's probably five people taller than 6'6".

Next, ask yourself, "If I was a student, would I help, or just laugh?"

And, finally, in conclusion: Do you think the District would run the risk of a kid drowning?

Dovah_Dave ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Second, understand that a 6' body of water would mean you need to be closer to 6'8" for your mouth to be above water.

How do you figure that?

MischeviousCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because your mouth sits roughly 8" below the top of your head?

Or your nose 6" below, before you go there.

HighRelevancy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you noticed that a sponge that's full of water is much heavier than a dry one?

Now think about how heavy a mattress is and apply that weight increase factor. Really, really fucking heavy. You can't lift it out of the water without drying it but you can't dry it without lifting it out.

Also http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/usually-takes-a-crane

0bi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:24 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think the people replying to you got the 4chan reference.

IAmAWizard_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:00 on July 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or get a cow in the school. They can go up stairs but not down, so it usually takes a crane to get them out

[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 05:15:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior class filled our olympic size pool with Jell-O powder, it didn't set quite right, but it looked funky

JamEngulfer221 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:09:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God, that is so expensive to clean up

freedom_fred ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:17:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Likely 300ish to replace all of the water and flush the pipes. And then another thousand or so to replace filters and chemicals.

Add to the fact that the pool probably used 2-3 thousand to heat it back to usable temps (water from the pipes is too cold to swim in).

In addition to all of that you've probably got around a week of downtime for the pool.

So really, pretty much a huge dick move.

When I was in high school, the senior class ahead of me put around 2-3 thousand plastic bottles in the pool. Took maybe an hour to clean up and the janitors got 2-3 hundred bucks for all of the bottles.

JamEngulfer221 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:19:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See, your seniors did a good prank. It's silly but easy to clean up afterwards.

WildThingsKing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Olympic sized pool would be about 700,000 gallons. Drain and fill would be about 4 days depending on the method. Trucking in water comes in 6,000 gallon trucks, you're looking at 117 loads to be dumped. Average rate for a truck is about 3-400 bucks so you're looking at roughly $40,000 for treated water.

Heating the pool would be about $1,000 in energy costs.

Now for the pipes. The Jello would cause some serious build up in the pipes so you would need to chemical treat them with a chem-clean or some kind of shock. Call that $2,000.

You would need to dismantle the filter and clean the inside which is going to be roughly $5,000 in service costs and then you can expect a problem with the pump, another $5-10,000.

Then you would need to clean and disinfect an entire olympic sized pool. That's another 2 days of down-time plus personnel and maintenance costs. I would estimate about $3,000 for that.

I would guess somewhere around $60,000 to fix, then you would have to calculate lost revenue (might not be any because of school) but still a major dick move.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:10:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm scared of ever coming across a jelly filled pool. What if I fall in? Can you swim in it? Will you just sink to the bottom and die? Can you climb up from the bottom if you sink?

DaGiBUS_22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:07:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it's solid jelly it'd probably be like a trampoline that is very fragile.

sirgog ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:07:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were going to stick an indicator (either one of the chemicals that changes colour when exposed to acid, or to alkaline solutions) in the pool.

Idea was that noone would notice anything until someone pissed in the pool and it would go purple because urine is alkaline.

We couldn't get enough indicator though.

xAbednego ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:01:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I spend an actual amount of time planning with a buddy of mine how to turn the pool into instant mashed potatoes. Imagined getting enough powder and stirring until the entire pool was full of mash. Not realistic though in hindsight

steezefries ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:04:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder how many thousands of dollars of mashed potatoes you'd have to buy for an olympic sized pool.

Marksman79 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 05:46:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

If we used 26.2 oz boxes of Idahoan Original Mashed Potatoes at $3.07 each from Walmart to fill an olympic swimming pool with potato powder, we would need to buy 932,371 boxes of mix at a total cost of $2,862,378.97.

We would also need 61,915 gallons of margarine and 330,214 gallons of milk. This would create 31,700,614 servings of instant mashed potatoes at 167,826,780 calories and would be incredibly fun to swim in.

beethovensnowman ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:55:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marksman79 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 06:00:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who did the whatnow? I knew all of this from uhh experience. Not allowed back to the YMCA anymore, though.

sirgog ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:31:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Misread sub name as "They Did The Meth"

Instructions unclear, now a junkie

RamzFanz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know the milk and margarine are for flavor, right?

Marksman79 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:11:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It hides the taste of the chlorine.

finallyinfinite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yum, poison

snmnky9490 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:27:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be enough to make full "edible" mashed potatoes so thick you might be able to walk on it. I don't think a 660,000 gal (standard Olympic-sized volume) swimming pool would need half of its volume ( 330,214 gal) of milk to fit the recipe. I'd imagine just to turn the pool into something that resembled mashed potatoes would cost orders of magnitude less. Still expensive, but doable, especially when buying in bulk sacks instead of boxes.

Marksman79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:38:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The milk is correct. It won't fit volume-wise, but it's not wrong. We could use condensed milk and then use a good bit less potato mix if we wanted. I, nor these kids, have access to bulk orders of instant mash so I think that's irrelevant.

snmnky9490 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:42:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As far as bulk, I mean like you can buy 40lb sacks of off-brand instant mashed potatoes at Walmart, Costco, BJs, or wherever for much much cheaper than the cost per pound of name brand boxed ones

sirgog ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:06:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit that would be epic.

We didn't even get to the point of doing the numbers. Just seemed pretty clear than one part per million of indicator wouldn't be enough (and you'd probably have less than that)

xAbednego ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

check out my comment under someone else's response, I did the numbers :)

Marksman79 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:57:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xAbednego ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:49:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice! looks like we had different methods of making mashed potatoes haha

fb39ca4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mmmm, chlorine flavored.

Vashano ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:56:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jean shorts

Jacbalson ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:27:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is fucking genius. At first I thought how lame, then I realized.

You're a criminal genius

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think I quite understand

TheOneWiggin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:09:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The mattress fills with water and becomes insanely heavy. Pretty much impossible to take out

finallyinfinite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's beautiful

Mattr567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A class did this a couple years ago at my school, but they also added acid to change the pools chemical levels and acidity.

Had to drain the entire pool.

Juggernauticall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How'd they get it out?

sammyBs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like a crane?

da_bomb3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You need a crane

GoodGuyShogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the hell you have a pool in your school?

CheeseDischarge ยท 479 points ยท Posted at 23:35:06 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but a few years back: the athletic trainer has a John Deer 6 wheeled thing that they drive around campus. Someone thought it was a good idea to steal it. The cops were called and a policeman chased after them. He had a heart attack and fucking DIED. We now don't do senior pranks.

Galtonchayloway ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 00:29:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds like the premise to a foreign knockoff of footloose.

h05kh05 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:00:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

le Footloose

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loosing of Feet: Dance

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:16:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did the police or the athletic director die?

NotKevinJames ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 05:37:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately, yes.

Instantcoffees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could be the guy who stole it or all three of them?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:18:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

whoever died that day, would have died very soon anyways. IF it was the cop or the trainer, they should also have been fired years ago because they were obviously unable to perform their job.

xmotorboatmygoatx ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:27:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The way I see it, they did a service to the city by weeding out the unreliable officer and saving the city from paying his retirement benefits. Silver lining

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:53:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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xmotorboatmygoatx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:10:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The subject of the previous sentence is the police officer, so I would assume that the cop died

DJ_BlackBeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SENIOR PRANK (GONE LETHAL)

tinglingearballs ยท 298 points ยท Posted at 23:26:19 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We drove a '72 yellow VW Beetle, with peace signs, hand prints, and names painted by the class of '81, up the front steps and parked it at the entrance. You could still go around and get through the front doors. It stayed there until 2nd lunch. (The owner, a girl, drove it off. No one got into any trouble.)

aloralors ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:56:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

second lunch??!?!?!?

tinglingearballs ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 02:17:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know how they do it now, but for a large school you can't feed them lunch at one time.

1st lunch: go to lunch, then to class.

2nd lunch: go to class 30 min., break for lunch 30 min., back to class 30 min. (and fight going to sleep, a.k.a, the sucky lunch).

3rd lunch: go to class, then go to lunch.

blissymaster ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:53:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school feeds 2500 students at once.

Calamity701 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:10:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My old school did that. Almost everyone just went down the street to get food because if you arrive too late at the cafeteria you may only get 10 minutes to eat before class begins again.

Mgt_Kuradal ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:02:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That how my school does it. Our commons area isn't big enough to fit 1800 students so its split into 3 lunches.

Wetmelon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:21:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same. We had 4 lunches for a while, then 3 after they opened up the lunch room for more tables.

WordStained ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:40:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a schedule like that my freshman year, I think, when we had nine periods. Then we moved to eight periods, and just had three lunch periods, 5, 6, and 7. Lunch was the same length as the other class periods.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my high school second lunch was the second of two lunch periods, basically. The first would be something like 11-12, with the next lunch 12-1.

rspades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:43 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possibly different lunch periods for buildings/grades. My school is large so we have 1st, 2nd, and 3rd lunch for each part of campus.

mitch_oconner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:20:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Throwing popcorn in the microwave while the cafeteria was packed during lunch. Set it for about 20 mins....The place ended up smelling like shit the rest of the day.

But what about second breakfast?

WordStained ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:41:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

someone did that at my high school. The microwave caught on fire and it was a month before we got another, even crappier microwave to replace it. :/

mitch_oconner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:10:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man...You would think $50 on a new one wouldn't be that hard to come up with for a school.

Yesters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably not, but their thought process was probably along the lines of, "they ruined the microwave, they'll wait to get a new one."

WordStained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:03 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That. And our school was broke af. From the time I was in 6th grade (the ms was connected to the high school, and some ms classes were in the hs), the school had leaking roof tiles. Whenever it rained - which was a lot, because Ohio (hell, it's raining right now lol) - the janitors had to put trash cans in the middle of the halls to catch rain water. They weren't fixed until I was a junior.

When I was a freshmen, they finally had the money to start replacing the old, crappy textbooks... One department at a time. I remember not having a math text book my freshmen year because that was the year they got new English books. My sophomore year, my biology book fell apart because that's when the got the math books. Science books were junior year. By senior year, when they should have gotten new history books, they didn't have the money. That was the year I took government, and we had to do in-class readings as opposed to reading for homework, because the teacher only had one set of government books, when he needed three. And, all three of the gov classes all had a few too many students, so there weren't even enough books for a single class.

That's how bad our school was, financially anyway. I think our new microwave ended up being donated by a PTA parent.

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:40:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2nd lunch.

wut

Marquis77 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:43:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This story is bullshit. OP doesn't know any grills.

Domri_Rade ยท 727 points ยท Posted at 23:22:51 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Dead deer hidden above a ceiling tile.

DenryNayr ยท 1019 points ยท Posted at 01:22:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dat prank Doe.

Get it. "Doe" like the onomatopoeic colloquialism of the word "Though". But also like "Doe" the word for a female deer.

Hilarious.

germanyjr112 ยท 440 points ยท Posted at 01:49:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I enjoyed the pun, thought it was endeering.

theathleticjew ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:51:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These puns are buck wild man

PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:18:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indeed, I'm really fawning over them.

BearGuru ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:38:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hoof ucking thinks of these

The_Ghast_Hunter ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:51:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

someone's aunt-ler probably

mamaluigi2064 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:01:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You all need to shut the buck up.

Rutt the hell.

magi093 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:19:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buck off, we're having fun

jnoble_05 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:30:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm stopping this in it's tracks. The buck stops here, guys.

0raichu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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jnoble_05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bleat it, man.

ShawnX232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:04 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

elk

jnoble_05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:56 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nailed it.

ShawnX232 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:36 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thx mom

jnoble_05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:43 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ne thng 4 u bby caks

teasen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Laughed at this one for 5 minutes straight.

Derf_Jagged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can you explain your pun?

germanyjr112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EnDEERing

Jiveturkey72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You guys deserve a buck

animusradiation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:49:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The bravado in explaining the joke is just staggering.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That pun made me laugh! I should give you a buck for that

lumberjack014 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see it's becoming quite Stagnant, though.

Artiemes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buck these deer puns

ViolentCheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You spelt endearing wrong OH WAIT I GET IT

JV19 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:09:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hate to burst your long word bubble, but that is not onomatopoeia at all.

funnystuff97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe the term he's looking for is "Phoenetically Similar" or Equal or something of the sort.

LunchBox92 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:57:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh deer! I'd hate to the person who had clean that up!

GoodDog2620 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:43:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bo Burnham much?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quite

ExPatSTL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am I right?!

GoodDog2620 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glad someone else caught it, too :)

TheDiceParadox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've always wondered what its called when I do this! Thanks, also you're awesome!

KendasKerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd like to report a thesaurus abuse.

BobLeBuilDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Bojack is that you

lewko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ray?

SirDeniz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the DOE, as in the Department of Education.

Trogdorocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let me slow this joke down for the slower people in the audience.

GarrySpacepope ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have faith in your pun. The self deprecating shit after it adds nothing.

Fredferd5 ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Wtf

edit:great, my highest upvoted comment is on my alt account

Domri_Rade ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 23:52:57 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't see it in person, but I heard it was cut up into pieces and they found it from the smell.

its-full-of-stars ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:49:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's fucked up

lodermoder ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:03:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

its just a prank bro

freyhack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:10:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nice username

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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freyhack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:41:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

def seems like a domri thing

Cruxion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Prank"

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The smell will do it.

My middle school was old as fuck, and when my sister was there, some critter got into the vents and died. The air conditioning didn't work well and it was the end of May so it was getting hot and the whole school reeked

Willhud98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf

Sharkn91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats some straight-up serial killer shit right there.

thatguyinstarbucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say welcome to the South, but we don't take kindly to your kind.

Stealthy_Bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

haha just a prank bro chill

expected_crayon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:41:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in Hunterdon County?

Domri_Rade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yes

expected_crayon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Voorhees High School?

Domri_Rade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, wasn't a senior at the time. But it's the only prank I remember.

expected_crayon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small world. My freshman year roommate back in undergrad was a senior there at the time.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:25 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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expected_crayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:52 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ryan.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:36 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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expected_crayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:55 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. Ryan F.

GeodudeCSGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh cool currently a junior there

Domri_Rade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn I feel old now.

street_philatelist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah

GMBeats95 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta be Pennsylvania...

jaxmanf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:21:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't expect any less from the future head of the Gruul, Domri Rade.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Domri_Rade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LOL "psychological terrorism"

PM_ME_UR_ILLUMINATI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*deer

Domri_Rade ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:15:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ohh, good job fat fingers.

CaptainSnookumz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad said at his college, someone in his dorm shit in a box and put it in the ceiling tiles. They forgot about it for a while until it started molding. They had a hazmat team just to come in and pull out a box full of literal shit

Ambassador_Antlers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What.

TheOldTubaroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, at my school we just put alarm clocks in the ceiling...

Z-memes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh deer.

StineBottics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not quite the same, but at my high school some kids took a bag of bloody dead squirrels they had stored in a second story locker and threw them down into the first floor during a passing period.

WordStained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my teachers liked to tell the story of a student who, near the end of the year - and this is in Ohio - found a dead dear along side the road as he was coming to school and stopped to throw it in the back of his pickup. Since in early summer, mornings are cool and it gets warmer as the day goes, around noon most of the windows in the school were open, and the stench of rotting meat hit.

gangbangtheo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You from the south?

CrimeFightingScience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I smell a smell that smells a lot like small town america.

DreddMau5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this for a whole corridor of ceiling tiles except we used about 50 boxes of fish and chips. School had to be closed because they all rotted in the heat that summer and the roof is apparently still stained black/brown 3 years later.

I'd still say more appropriate than a deer carcass though

Laureltess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I has two teachers in high school that would play pranks on one another. My favorite one bought a bunch of fish from the market and hid them around the other's classroom. He hid some in obvious places like under the desks, in drawers, the ceiling tiles, etc. He also duct taped one to the inside of the guy's overhead projector. He didn't find it for weeks, and got so mad because his rarely used projector was the last place he would look, since he found all the others.

GeodudeCSGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What state did you live in?

Domri_Rade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NJ, someone else already said what school it was.

elgringofrijolero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a similar one up in Passaic County. Someone hit a deer on the way to school and decided it would be a good "prank" to drag it into a stairwell.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Domri_Rade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, I think that is pretty much how it went down. someone else replied to me with all the relevant details and articles.

Leharen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:20:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the point?

StandupGaming ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 00:42:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sneaked into the principal's office one night and wrapped his desk and every item on it in tinfoil, then we filled the office with balloons.

Imborednow ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:45:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE.

StandupGaming ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:33:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Correct, we also waited until Free Balloon Day to cut down on costs.

romannumbers96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upvote because I've been binging Spongebob on Amazon Prime.

DoubleDuffC ยท 466 points ยท Posted at 01:45:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

At my school, our rivals burned a phallus into the field with gasoline on schedule with google image flyby. So if you were to look at the baseball field, you would see it. EDIT: Here you all go. http://m.imgur.com/46tLnXW

ferozer0 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 09:04:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Ayy lmao

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:09:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lots of schedules just sitting around about when the next google image flyby is gonna be, eh?

DoubleDuffC ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:11:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a coincidence I should have worded it better. The admins lost their shit though, but we deserved it because our seniors vandalized one of their monuments.

venom_dP ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:26:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds extremely like my high school. But the last I heard about the monument was that someone else painted it and framed us by putting our name in our colors next to it.

Edit: Just checked Gmaps, howdy neighbor!

RichardFister ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:02:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, up vote for actually providing proof

ImMikeBTW ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:45:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pics?

redark0 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:34:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where is it?

DoubleDuffC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On the baseball field. I edited in an image.

SMT_YHVH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in York, PA?

wopper121 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:10:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In Lancaster, PA a senior class burnt "Class of 15" into the grass which was cool.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ZambiaDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am curious as well

wopper121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manheim Township! Did you go there?

colonial83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey I'm in York, Pa. Small World.

SMT_YHVH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember when the local Civil War reenacting group set up camp at Gettysburg High School and the entire school got out of class early.

colonial83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to New Oxford, Class of 2012. And went to Gettysburg for their building trades program. Don't remember that. Ha.

SMT_YHVH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It happened in 2013, that's why.

Gewehr98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

obviously wasn't kids from the all-jewish high school

LonleyViolist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take a screenshot with the location cropped out, you dirty liar.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

plz deliver

DoubleDuffC ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:25:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It got re-scanned so it's gone anyway. Edit: Found it

duggerd ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can go down in the corner and click the year and look at previous imagery.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Connor4Wilson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aka you made this up.

ReraldDimple ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thought so. How would someone know the schedule for google taking pictures?

DoubleDuffC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should have worded it better. I posted the link.

redheadheroine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need the link!!!

MrSketchyGalore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years ago, a friend of mine from a different state showed me a high school football field where they did something similar. I think they just tore it up.

DiffDoffDoppleganger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You deserve all the upvotes

timothymh ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How in the world would you know when Google was going to take a picture of your field? (also, considering this exchange, I expect you just made this up. But anyway.)

Mr-Marshmallow ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:53:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh huh

DoubleDuffC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I linked the image

Mr-Marshmallow ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you.

[deleted] ยท 3647 points ยท Posted at 23:10:26 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior now.

Have plans for two-man prank.

Involves school trophy case, gold spray paint, a large dildo, and a significant amount of discretion.

Mandoge ยท 1575 points ยท Posted at 23:39:32 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Op pls deliver.

PM_ME_UR_ILLUMINATI ยท 513 points ยท Posted at 00:24:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathaplenty ยท 636 points ยท Posted at 00:54:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to believe. I want to believe OP made a golden cock and put it into the trophy case, only for people to look over it for the next week or two before someone realizes what's going on.

[deleted] ยท 436 points ยท Posted at 01:14:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/u/Deathaplenty has an accurate imagination.

Prank has yet to occur.

Monitor /r/funny in weeks to come.

[deleted] ยท 230 points ยท Posted at 03:27:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That goddamn gilded cock had better be veiny as all blue hell, young man.

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 06:21:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zulu-bunsen ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:18:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It got gildedโ€ฝ Reddit has no standards.

yairina ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:41:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

do you guys have a way to get into the trophy case or are you gonna figure out how to pick a lock?

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:50:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amazingly, it isn't locked.

I've checked.

EnkoNeko ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:18:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get your game on, school

TheCoolman78 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:24:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love how you talk in almost-fragmented sentences.

RimmyDownunder ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:52:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's like taking all the text out of a movie trailer. Wait. Shit. Make a movie out of placing a golden cock in a school - stat.

littlefield20 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:01:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

monitor /r/funny in the weeks to come

No thanks

finallyinfinite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:15:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm going to forget about this and miss it I know it

ConfusingDalek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:31 on March 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Has it been done?

DrewsephA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:48 on April 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's been 2 months OP, where's my giant golden penis?

Lord_Molyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 weeks

Gaothaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 weeks "pls deliver"

Jozoguy29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 weeks "Golden Cock Of Truth"

ScootaliciousScooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!RemindMe 2 weeks

Hybrid888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You wouldn't mind if I borrowed that idea for my school would you?

estranged_quark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 weeks "op better deliver"

MassXavkas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!RemindMe 2 weeks

Rysinor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also monitoring /r/tifu in weeks to come. . .

LMUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 weeks

zombiemommy09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 1 month

DrewsephA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 months "lemme see the golden weiny"

itsactuallyobama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it's gonna be in /r/funny it probably won't be funny :(

jeppeake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 weeks

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:19 on March 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any news on the prank yet?

ConfusingDalek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:32 on April 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you done it yet Mr. Krabs

ConfusingDalek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you fuckin done it yet

ConfusingDalek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:53 on August 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you fucking do it

PM_ME_UR_ILLUMINATI ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 01:40:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm calling it, a very high ranking individual is going to go to the school, look at the trophy case, and just leave.

blamb211 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:43:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thatsapenis.gif

Cyno01 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:57:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like the reversed one better.

RoboPup ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:14:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fig.sinepastaht

jenOHside ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When my clad pulled this prank it took less than 3 hours for word to get out, and then the entire school crammed around the trophy case giving it away. Downsides of a small school

profdudeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 4 months

slango20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 months "Did the dildo get noticed?"

to_mars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As long as he's delivering, can I get an extra pepperoni?

Xman-atomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't encourage people to destroy property, LEOs get fucking hard ons for this type of shit.

Fuck. The. Police.

TheScyphozoa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:11:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What makes you think they're destroying property? It's obvious they're just going to put a dildo in the trophy case, and possibly hide some of the trophies.

Mandoge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But he is doing a harmless prank. He's placing something inside a trophy case not destroying it.

ThePeoplesBard ยท 688 points ยท Posted at 01:15:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wrote a song for your comment, the tale of /u/BuskingRevolutionary:

https://soundcloud.com/kavaliercalm/two-man-prank

Two-Man Prank

"Hey, pal, I've got a perfect plan to put in place.
During lunch tomorrow, meet me at the trophy case.
I'll find a dildo large enough to make you faint.
All you need to bring is a can of gold spray paint."
I can't wait for the school to see
what you did with me...

"Now hold this dildo firm and cover it in gold;
we'll put it with these honors, so dusty and old.
Why'm I getting naked? It's part of the trick.
Oh, no, looks like a little paint got on my dick."
REFRAIN
"Oh, no! Who knew? This case has an alarm!
Here comes the whole school, like snakes to a charm.
Oh, dear, you know what this looks like right?
You and I were enjoying two-man delight!"
REFRAIN
I can't wait for everyone to know
I love you, bro!

thatwasnotkawaii ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 01:33:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the best you've created

HobbesandBatman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was a true piece of art Mr.ThePeoplesBard

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:02:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was amazing.

faxinator ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:47:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So touching, so emotional. I shed a tear listening to that song story.

JoshuaChristmas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:49:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man I have you friended and it's so great to accidentally run across some of your posts

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:39:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn that was pretty cool! You got yourself some talent! Please continue to throw that away for our delight!

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:42:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy crap this is the first time I've heard one of your songs, and I just have to say that this is amazing.

You're a great singer.

OkArmordillo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You've got good talent.

SnatchFargo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

way better than I thought, this guys legit

K_Fred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 months

taco_bellis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:55:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is my favorite one of your's yet

menelaus_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So excellent.... pure delightful poetry.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

goddamn I love seeing this guy pop up.

ameristraliacitizen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:13:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ggggoooollldddddd ffffiiiinnnhghaaahhhh

naxcissique ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I usually just read your lyrics whenever I see you around the comments, but today I was finally tempted to check out the song and all...totally worth it

Grayslake_Gisox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was pretty damn good

shitwhore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:54 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just awesome.

MayorOfLoquest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ey, bae.

charizardpimpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is dope. Please keep making cool content. You make Reddit a better place

jimmiefan48 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:42:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This kinda sucks tbh

dirtywook ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 01:26:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 5 months

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

ahhhhhdangit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:47:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 3 months

EnkoNeko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you just type in "RemindMe! x months", and it reminds you of this thread?

MyKindOfLullaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess it's worth a try?

RemindMe! 2 months

EDIT: Found it!

MyKindOfLullaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:04 on April 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 months

supremeumbra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 months

StRyder91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 months

SGsean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 months

NeutralWeezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 3 months

DizzyDaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 months

DizzyDaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:26 on June 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like we're back and its deleted gg.

StRyder91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:04 on April 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone remember what this was for?

Popfly19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:05 on April 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly dont, but op left us hanging. pretty disappointing.

Popfly19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 months

EpicallyBoss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 months

lgrahamy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 5 months

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months

-WPD- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 months

greganada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does this work?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

PimpedKoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 6 months

TheRollingSwede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 5 months

ManBearCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 5 months

awry_lynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 3 months

damn that's soon

also if he deletes the comment for some reason, fella's /u/ is buskingrevolutionary

dirtywook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months

juliand665 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 months

dancingbanana123 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:40:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a senior too!

I plan on getting about 10 bags of potatoes and randomly placing each potato in blind spots of cameras. I'm also going to give a few friends potatoes to put in their classes to throw off anyone off. they'll think someone shares classes with these teachers only to find 20 teachers have potatoes. There will be so many fucking potatoes just everywhere. They will pay for all the times they insulted my potatoes. "Why do you have a potato?" Fucking heathens don't understand. They will burn.

ThingsThatMakeMeMad ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:44:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just make sure there aren't any Latvians in your school.

hamfraigaar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Friend! Why waste good potato? You laugh but it no fun. Heathens burn will give you warm but what is warm good when there no potato to delicious cook on fire!

dancingbanana123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repeat after me: potatoes are friends not food

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Timestamp it Normie

DinosaurRigby9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:55:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super glue it to the shelf

animalsanchez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:00:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What if the prank is nothing like what we're all picturing?

Like he and his friend are planning on locking themselves in the trophy case, sucking on a dildo and spray painting their teeth gold while shouting, "see you in Valhalla, Seniors!"

Lord_Nuke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You need to put some names on that dildo at the base for people who won it. Maybe make it the principal or something.

Nighthawk0430 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:03 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You better post pics if this happens

WyattWilliams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kids in my school actually did this. The dildo was in there for a whole day!

Mr-Pewpew99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I could do it, the access to the trophies at my school is at the back of the gym equipment room

osama_bin_lederhosen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 4 months

caliban321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 3 days

Rheklr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me you're planning to mark it out to Sean Connery.

coldmtndew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remindme! 4 months

Threddum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kenan! Aww, here it goes.

Donut0427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao me and my friend did this, be warned certain dildos won't hold the paint very well. We ended up sticking a still wet dong in the trophy case, only to have it thrown on the ground by an upset cheerleader lol left big ol silver scrotum stamps all over the floor.

pshayes26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Involves school trophy case, gold spray paint, a large dildo, and a significant amount of discretion lube.

FTFY

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either you or your friend's mom will be fairly disappointed

king_salami_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 5 months

FLIGHTxWookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remindme! 4 months Did OP deliver?

Luger1945 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look up a moby huge. You will need it.

EPIC-8970 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months

TheSideStream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 Months

ClassicCarPhenatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remindme! 4 months

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remind me! 5 months

RAMDownloader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 3 months

seddits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds similar to what Keenan would say at the end of the show. Aw here it goes.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have you tagged for that prank, if I see you again I expect results!

MoistManTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months

Girl_you_need_jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months

SuckItPeasants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[DELETED]

MoneyShotoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please be real

MetroA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!Remindme 4 months

Aaronx13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remindme! 3 months

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 30 days

Unathana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad and my godfather did something like this back in the 70s, but it involved a missing bust of the school's namesake, and the resident AV nerd, and a school assembly. It is seriously one of my favorite stories of his.

GenXer1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot a goat

FriendsMadeMeBeAnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Post pics when done

Linux_Man85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remind Me! 4 months!

Damn_Croissant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months

Draskuul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it's like most school trophy cases it will probably go years unnoticed if you're subtle enough.

Edit: Bonus points if you make up a name for that trophy now, name your future kid that name, and make sure they go to the same school. Extra bonus points if you can guess a valid year for it!

just_a_random_dood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!RemindMe

4 Months

Nico_Solace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You have to get a plaque made for it with the sluttiest girls name

inyourwindows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But what is the second man for? WHY THE SECOND GOD-DAMNED MAN OP!!?!?!!!!!!???

GreyRice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snort the spray paint, chug the dildo, wake up in the school trophy case. With discretion.

Mr-Marshmallow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If this isn't successful make a TIFU, I beg of you

XenomorphSB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months

Turtle_Pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 months "Witch Hunt for /u/BuskingRevolutionary"

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and a significant amount of discretion erection

doihavemakeanewword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They don't have a remind me bot for AskReddit. Damn.

TheFernburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Less discretion, more secretion

AnAngryGoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!RemindMe 6 Months "Did /u/BuskingRevolutionary deliver?"

Fowey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 5 months

wardypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awwww here it goes!!!

WelcomeToTheHiccups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 months

Chucktayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trophy cases are locked, how will you overcome this obstacle?

Knowstalgia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 6 months

thatoneguy172 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fill the locks of the cabinet with super glue once it's in there!

tokengaymusiccritic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! Four months

hasib1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read "...and a significant amount of discretion" as "and a significant amount of secretion", and was thinking what in the hell kind of prank is this gonna be.

ZeePoopsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of my friends successfully pulled off this exact prank my senior year. They purchased several dildos(dildi?) of different sizes/shapes, painted them gold, mounted a few on plaques, and placed them strategically around the trophy case in the gym lobby.

It took a couple of weeks before any of the faculty actually spotted them and had them removed. The best part was hearing the student who was the office worker at the end of the day during that semester say the word "dildo" over the intercom during the afternoon announcements when requesting info about the perpetrators.

Arrgthepirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

!remindme 6 months

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 weeks did this dude deliver?

PM_ME_YOUR_UNICORNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 4 weeks

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had plans involving a dildo.

We were gonna get the giant suction cup kind, and stick it to the roof of the stairwell using a golf ball retriever

Good times

gdaddy1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit discretion is advised.

Resident_Aussie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remind Me! 4 months pester OP

Xman-atomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't do it.

Spray painting alone, Felony.

Think I'm playing?

Don't destroy property, make things inconvenient, don't destroy property because if they find out that was you, your future could be ruined.

Scholarship? Gone. Accepted to college? Not anymore Summer? Ruined because you have court, lawyers, fees, fines, community service. That's just the start of getting caught.

I've done some pranks, like moving equipment to a rarely used room, me and friends smuggled in hundreds of cicadas and let them loose, stink bombs near the exits.

Inconvenient, no permanent damage.

precambriansupereon ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 02:09:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a really mischievous class. We were always up to some shit or other, and it was totally clique-irrelevant. If some weeb had an excellent idea to fuck with people, he could orchestrate anyone in any clique to make it happen.

But we were also just...so lazy. Sooooo lazy. And we were all so busy and it was hardly rebellion to do a school-approved prank on the school-approved prank day. So we did absolutely nothing. The day came and the younger students and teachers waited for a prank to happen and nothing ever came about.

However, one of the graduation speakers straight up roasted the administration. And not in the cute, school-approved way.

Tech_Geek97 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:08:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Story time?

precambriansupereon ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 05:28:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Shit, you're asking so much from my drunk ass. Ummm. I'm trying to think of something that isn't really really identifying.

So every year we had this singing competition thing, right? American Idol era, so it makes sense. Somewhere in the middle of fall.

There was this total class clown who just loooooved embarrassing himself. I hope he stays like that his whole life because if he ever realizes just how much he embarrassed himself it will be devastating. So this one year he dresses up as a turkey to sing a song. And as far as the administration knows, he's just going to be singing some goofy song. He starts singing something we all did in elementary school (small town, we all went to school together K-12). But midway through he just...fucking strips. And he's wearing shiny booty shorts and some kind of sports bra thing. He looks...wow. So awful. And he, an utterly out of shape 16 year old, does an incredibly sexual strip routine to Britney Spears for a full two minutes before someone managed to cut him off. Then the principal just kind of...pretended it never happened. Just called up the next act like someone didn't just rip off a turkey costume and strip in booty shorts and a bra.

edit: spelling

GhostOfBarron ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is too amazing to not be true.

precambriansupereon ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:42:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Part of me is glad it's true because it's a great story. Most of me is horrified it's true because I know way more about his dick than I ever, EVER wanted to.

ViperSRT3g ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The mental scarring must be bad because the mental image you are conjuring in my head is disturbing.

Tech_Geek97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fantastic

emigiggles0617 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:27:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was the roast?

precambriansupereon ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 05:35:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Basically an accurate as hell run down of their massive incompetencies and how many of them were wildly unqualified to hold the position they did, but were basically soccer dads who somehow rose in the ranks, and that many of our teachers were the same (not just coach-teachers. teachers who were hired as teachers). And how this led to a horribly built high school that was way too small when it was built and could not withhold the extra hundred students it was about to gain from a school district rezoning that had already been planned. And the complete lack of funding or observation of the agricultural/work-study students who were basically cast out to a building in a field with only one or two teachers. Legitimate concerns.

shovelkun ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:57:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds awesome. Totally inappropriate for a grad ceremony. But awesome.

ItsAnAgent ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 06:25:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't my senior prank but it happened during my senior year.

Someone put a boom box in a locker with a giant padlock on it and had it just blast rap music full volume. By the time I had gotten to the giant circle of kids huddled around it, an assistant principal was there with bolt cutters. He was laughing about it and cracking jokes and honestly it was a pretty good prank to him.

But suddenly in the middle of this, the music stopped and went to the next track which was a recording of super graphic sex noises and moaning. Everyone immediately fell silent. I've never seen a person change facial expressions so fast in my life. The assistant principal immediately began screaming at kids to go to class as he hurriedly tried to cut open this massive lock. Finally he was able to break it off and open the locker, but this is where the prank really is cemented in my brain as one of the best ever.

Turns out the boom box wasn't in that locker. It was in one a couple lockers over with a much smaller and inconspicuous lock. So the Assistant Principal went down the row cutting off locks until he finally found it a couple minutes later.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

NoodleNinja13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't he be able to tell which locker since the locker the boombox was in would have the music playing the loudest?

ItsAnAgent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly, the music was so loud and the lockers so close that I've never really questioned it.

Then again I wasn't particularly close when I saw it happen either. I was in the sea of people.

zatchbell1998 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's why you have wireless speakers

ddavid45 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:03:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

remindme! 12 months

ShadeGunner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

remindme! 15 months

Walter2Sweet34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:35 on July 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remindme! 10 months

bullheadednerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

remindme! 2 months

ticats88 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:53:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 14 months

Predawnisland ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:56:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remindme! 1 month

NotSureHowThingsWork ยท 2711 points ยท Posted at 23:25:27 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes I move my Grandma's things at the nursing home so she thinks she has Alzheimer's.

Mandoge ยท 1470 points ยท Posted at 23:42:35 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FireDragon79 ยท 497 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck, man.

TRB1783 ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 04:57:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm actually more concerned that no one took the loaded shotgun away from the paranoid old man with dementia.

Naf5000 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 05:41:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They probably did. Paranoid old men with dementia are not known for logic under pressure.

awry_lynx ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:46:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

's fake

flashmedallion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:56:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a greentext story; you're meant to enjoy it, not think about it.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:13:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Implying people tell the absolute truth on the internet.

Manning119 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:34:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On 4chan.

csbsju_guyyy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:20:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murica

Dakar-A ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 05:07:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

jekyll919 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:42:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Autistic* works of fiction

EnclaveHunter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:47:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing

greggoryhammerstat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:14:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

should be on the sidebar of reddit as well tbh

ForceBlade ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. How else would karma circulate though

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:24:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus christ I just spat my drink out

ratmfreak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anon killed grandfather Archer.

[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 02:02:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

krokodil's a bitch.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:56:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

was anon's grandfather Captain Hook?

NiobiumGoat ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:23:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

4chan Really is the unprotected dick of the internet.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:09:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imgur mirror for mobile users such as myself?

[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 02:31:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[removed]

[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:20:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need an imgur mirror of the imgur page

NeedToProgram ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:42:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On Alienblue it comes up blank unless you hit the link instead of the box thing that comes up below the post. Idk why

wooktrees ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:47:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got so sick of alien blue I deleted it and switched to baconreader

craze4ble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit is fun all the way!

Kawaninja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:40:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Larjersig18 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:24:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

> mfw android user

Kawaninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Type into google

Larjersig18 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:35:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I'll go fuck myself

ElitePoogie ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:56:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mobile user with no issue and it is imgur

SunnyHooligan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a mobile user myself, gotta let you know that link works fine.

BrassMonkeyChunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
roflmaohaxorz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brutal

Jilberto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that was beautiful

butterypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

greentext delievers again.

/r/greentext thanks you

firemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mirror?

Mandoge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One sec. I'll reply again.

DaGeek247 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:39:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sterling Archer?

Enesmirac ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:48:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf man

misterwallaby ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 23:36:23 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes I don't move anything in my grandmas condo and she thinks she doesn't has dimentia. She does.

the_nidificator ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:39:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That took a turn.

A_Wizzerd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:17:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes she thinks it don't be like it do but it does.

phlegmbotz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:08:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who be do dat?

qwerto14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sick prank bro.

F-ingFranz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh.

enlou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:(

OkArmordillo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:44:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well it is a senior prank, just not the kind we had in mind.

PlanetElka ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:13:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dat username

FLIGHTxWookie ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dat username checks out doe

FTFY

RaeChill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read that as "thighs". เฒ _เฒ 

peachoftree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SENIOR PRANK HA I GET IT

elyisgreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You shouldn't do this. Don't be a source for the nocebo effect.

Jrewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to do a variation of that with my Nana. If we went to the mall, she's send me outside early to start the car in winter to warm it up. I was 15 and just learning to drive so I loved anything that got me behind the wheel. Then I got ballsy. I'd move it in the parking lot by just a couple of spaces or rows...so she'd think she was losing it by never remembering where she parked. But not far enough that she was ever actually inconvenienced or lost.

danwroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why the fuck would you ever gaslight an elderly person

dapriga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Home school kids are so edgy.

Tentaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not how this works.

Not1ToSayAtoadaso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jedus

TLDRPoster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the why do you use them..........?!

username

erqq ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:34:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahahaha here have your upvote, this made my day xD

[deleted] ยท 292 points ยท Posted at 23:50:29 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

secretlydifferent ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god I fucking love the Janitor

RatchetMyPlank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean Dr. Jan Itor

secretlydifferent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you put a penny in the door? I swear if you put a penny in this door...

Blars108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It could be a penny in the door.

redoverture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  • Dr. Jan Itor
binray ยท 770 points ยท Posted at 23:34:31 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank, but this did happen while I was going to school:

They filled up this "plaza", which was named River Eddie, with water. The water was about 5 feet deep and people could swim in it. They brought lawn chairs, a pool slide, a DJ, a BBQ, and other food, all at 4 o'clock in the morning.

The fire department ended up coming to school later in the afternoon to vacuum the water out of the plaza.

In addition to that, since there is always a big deal about kids not parking in the staff parking lot, the students parked their cars bumper to bumper AROUND the staff parking lot. The staff answered by parking in their lot.

This year's was rather sad. The kids stacked tired around the flag pole (like putting a rind around a stick)... it was lame-o in comparison.

dabosweeney ยท 425 points ยท Posted at 02:52:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand the logistics of filling a plaza with five ft of water

ThatHotAsian ยท 367 points ยท Posted at 03:07:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where do you even get enough water to fill up a plaza at 4 in the morning? Or rather how do you transport it??? That seems like it could cause serious water damage

LITER_OF_FARVA ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 04:42:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Each kid brings a cup of water

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:25:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Farva sized?

FleetAdmiralCrunch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:01:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then drink it and pee in the plaza?

EnkoNeko ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 04:15:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did the water even stay in the plaza? I don't have one at my school, but isn't a plaza just a big open area?

Gunmetal_61 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 06:28:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some plazas may be recessed into the ground and completely concrete I suppose.

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:39:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So.....a swimming pool?

RichtersMask ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 07:31:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's time for us to admit that r/thathappened.

EnkoNeko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:02:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huh, I see.

[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 03:50:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pickup truck and a tarp

also functions as a mobile hot tub

ThatHotAsian ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 03:52:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but to get it to fill up to a depth of 5 ft.. Even in a small space that's a lot of water.

etchedchampion ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 04:41:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is likely a source of water nearby or at the school that they could use to refill the truck. Or they had access to multiple trucks.

jnoble_05 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:29:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Few trucks and a trash pump, it's child's play.

kiddo51 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:33:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unless it's a tiny plaza it most certainly is not! The bed of a pickup truck is minuscule compared to 5ft by several hundred square feet.

wimpymist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:43:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it would take like a hundred trips

jnoble_05 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:41:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh for sure. My hometown high school (not the one I attended) had an indoor plaza type thing that was all high-gloss finish exposed aggregate. Rat walls and all, woulda been easy to do. Not 5 ft though..

csbsju_guyyy ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:15:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pickup truck and a tarp

also functions as a mobile hot tub leaf spring destruction device

coalminnow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:35:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this kills the suspension

xmotorboatmygoatx ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:12:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure the water would be fine

fireinthesky7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:27:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've gotta believe that someone who helped with it had a parent or relative on the fire department who was in on it. Unless they had a ton of people shuttling water all night, a fire engine is the only way you'd get that much water in that quickly.

analdestroyer1000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:07:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you could, you know, buy the stuff needed to tap into a fire hydrant.

Kekoa_ok ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:05:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They stole it from California

tonytroz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A hose?

itsjustchad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

use a pool liner and wood to block doorways, run a few hoses from the janitors closet and cafeteria.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easy, get a bunch of kids and a lot of cups. Start a line where one kid dumps water from their cup into the next kid's from the nearest sink to the plaza.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found the nerd

GreyRice ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:29:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a strong feeling "plaza" might be the wrong word. I am imagining a large open space like a small park, but less green. Must be some concrete pit / sunken area

threehourstoosoon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:49:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I also don't understand the logistics of getting a tire onto a flagpole

Leaga ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:29:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had something similar with a large area. All concrete walls and the seniors (I was a sophomore at the time) stacked sandbags at each walkway entrance then lined each of the sandbag stoppers with plastic sheeting. They then ran a hose from like three different spigots near(ish) by and turned all of them on.

I'm not the one you asked the question to but I would imagine they did something similar.

poopmeister1994 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:00:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's because it's a lie

drunkbusdriver ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:10:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pss.... That's cause he's full of shit. Have you ever filled up one of those above ground pools with a hose? It takes awhile right? Well those are about 5 maybe 6 feet no times that by however big the area of this "plaza" was. Even with a hose and constant water supply your going to be there for hours and hours. I highly doubt this happened or it was very exaggerated.

jared555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some buildings have permanently installed fire hoses. A dedicated group could probably also gain access to a fire hose to hook up to a hydrant assuming there wasn't a hydrant on the plaza.

theanav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently my school did this too. They blocked off the drains in a large indentation in our courtyard and filled it with a few feet of water and put koi fish in it.

awsears25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:18:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class planned to have a camp out/barbeque in the parking lot. The plan was to make a big box with the cars, blocking every entrance to the school and have a big breakfast in the morning after graduation. Not sure if they ever went through with it though.

ArbyMelt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some brothers at my school did the flag pole act. Their dad was a local tire dealer. They got in big trouble and had to chainsaw all these new tires off the flag pole.

Lloyd_Wyman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:36:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How/why was this the fire department's problem? Its the OPPOSITE of fire

ShadeThief ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:48:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're the only thing that could pump that much water

yourchUbbypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this at DCC?

EchoBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hell yea class of 2012 go Thunder

JoXand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did the water not cause the structure to collapse?

Swindel92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The tyre thing is hilariously shite.

G0PACKGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A tire around a flagpole is impressive how do you get it around the flagpole

haladur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Party now study later!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They brought lawn chairs, a pool slide, a DJ, a BBQ, and other food, all at 4 o'clock in the morning.

And just like that, bullshit confirmed.

MyLifeIsUnpopular ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 04:36:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I homeschooled so I tricked myself into thinking I would be worth something in 10 years. Got me good. Hehheh. Heh.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:46:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jitzkrieg ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 05:55:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Operation Catfish.

Weeks of hushed conversations. Rumors spread. Administration got wind of it. Started asking questions. "What is Operation Catfish? When will it take place? Who is responsible?" No one broke. This was to be the greatest prank in the history of the county.

The day came. The plans were set. Teachers posted throughout the halls like sentries.

Nothing happened.

We catfish'd 'em.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:21:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's amazing.

Kinesys11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The old Prank Switcheroo

-eDgAR- ยท 595 points ยท Posted at 23:35:10 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't really have one, but the grade before has a fun one. Our school has this set of stairs going up 5 floors, so the seniors got hundreds of ping pong balls and each student wrote their own personal message to the school on a ball and during one of the passing periods, they dumped them down from the top of the floor. It made a sound like a giant rainmaker and it was pretty cool that pretty much the entire class was a part of it.

SmallerDragoon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:02:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 fucking floors of a highschool, what were the fire drills like

chippersan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:03:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anybody else remember that show Highschool Storys on MTV2?

sorry to highjack this kinda reminded me of this show

-eDgAR- ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:09:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I do remember that show and no worries about the hijacking. This comment was lonely, so thanks for keeping it company.

chippersan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:17:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

haha

CarmellaKimara ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That show was my jam.

chippersan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

haha going through this thread just gave me flashbacks of watching marathons of this show on mtv2 after school

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:49:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school did something similar but the seniors threw hundreds of bouncy balls from the top row of a pep assembly. The administration being pelted on the basketball court were def not pleased...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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-eDgAR- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:18:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I spend a lot of time on this sub, because I like it and care about it. Enough so that I'm not always just here as a user, but also a mod. I noticed you before and I hope this answers your questions so that the next time we meet, it won't be about myself and instead about us discussing something.

CaptainJaXon ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 01:09:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wrote "Senior Prank" on a cafeteria table in sharpie. Oh boy, I sure was a crazy guy back then.

Houndz12 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SAVAGE AF

CaptainJaXon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:58:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, sir-e. I sure waa quite the savage. I was actually on the rifle team. I literally got to shoot a gun in the school. Not just any gun, a pellet rifle.

123420tale ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:15:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An absolute madman.

FleetAdmiralCrunch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:04:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should have written, "Just a prank bro" on another table.

Thatguyatworkonhispc ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 05:43:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone wrote, "Congratulations South you sperm sucking blowjob cunts" on the billboard in the front of the school.

Proof

Carbon839 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:25:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh the poetry created by highschoolers.

IcelandicSheep ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:07:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh Toms River

ddavid45 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:11:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edgy.

TheTrumpetist ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 07:53:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to have 8th grade homeroom with a kid we'll call David. David has aspergers. I have literally seen this kid do the Fucking quadratic formula in his head.

Well during homeroom, we decided that as middle schoolers we should decide what to do for our senior prank. David, throughout the year would suggest hanging TVs and/or refrigerators from the ceiling. David got bullied for this idea as well as others. He was a great kid just definitely on the spectrum.

David's mom died at the end of freshman year. His stepdad took custody of his and moved back to his hometown.

Months later we found out that his mom had been poisoned, probably by the stepdad even though it was never proven or investigated. So the man that most likely killed the only person on this planet that actually understood David, now has total custody over david.

Well senior year comes and we are sitting down as a class to decide what the prank should be. Everybody else was brainstorming on some shit or another. But I knew. I knew the only prank that I would participate in. I made a giant muthafucking TV out of a cardboard box and hung that bitch from the ceiling in our old homeroom teachers classroom.

I wish that I could see David and tell him about it, but nobody has seen or heard from him or his stepdad since they moved.

I miss David.

That_guy_who_edits ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:57:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By the sounds of it, he would have loved that.

GotTiredOfMyName ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:36:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

do the Fucking quadratic formula in his head.

Correct me if im wrong, but i think that most gr.10 kids (who are semi-decent at math) can do this?
I graduated highschool years ago, but iirc some of my gr. 10 math tests were without calculators, and while some kids would write stuff on paper, most of the class just did everything in their heads.

TheTrumpetist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:49:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While you are not wrong, this kid took it to a whole new level, like extracting square roots of random number and shit. Plus the majority of this happened in middle school.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:39:54 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poor kid.

TheTrumpetist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know. I get legitimately sad every time I think of him.

Menicent ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 01:47:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had pretty open quads and walkways, enough for cars to drive on comfortably. We did just that; we unlocked one of the car-sized gates and about 30 or something cars stormed in honking horns and blasting music. Disrupted the WHOLE school. Police eventually came and we all got ticketed, but I swear I some of the police guys cracking up

filteredspam ยท 260 points ยท Posted at 23:25:42 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We parked our cars in the teacher's parking lot and barricaded the doors closest to it so they had to take a nice long walk like the students did every day.

Minisquirrelturds ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:39:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's lame

JPLangley ยท -35 points ยท Posted at 02:03:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

seems like just a dick move to me

[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 02:39:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

like the students did every day.

JPLangley ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 02:40:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prank

SheeEttin ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:11:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quotes

JPLangley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

be me

downvoted on reddit

feelslikeaprankbro

Compgeke ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:43:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GONE SEXUAL

T3241 ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 00:06:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried to camp out in the parking lot before graduation but someone started a campfire and the cops kicked us out. We built a pillow fort in one of the hallways instead

HerbertMenninger ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:44:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Root beer keg stands at lunch

ricetato ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 04:44:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class went through quite a few hardships, including the loss of some very beloved classmates (one of which happened only a few weeks before graduation). After the outpouring of support from the community, our senior class decided to "prank" our school and surrounding schools who had shown support to us through thanking them. A bunch of us got together one night and made a ton of banners thanking various schools for their love and support, and we snuck onto their campuses at night to hang them up. The same night, we covered our own school in banners, posters, and sticky notes, thanking administration and encouraging our fellow students after everything we'd gone through. It was something I will always be proud to have been a part of.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:38:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The feels. You're a good person. And of course, everyone else mentioned.

justaddbooze ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 14:20:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man if my death led to my high school's lamest, girliest senior prank ever I'd be right pissed. Dead, but still pissed.

ricetato ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:59:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To clarify - we also went through with our original prank, where we picked a random morning and stormed into school on bikes, skateboards, roller skates, and scooters, with our pets in tow, and threw glitter and silly string on the underclassmen

justaddbooze ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:12:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god, thank you! I can now stop rolling over in my fictional grave. Haha

Have a good one !

Mrhorrendous ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 01:02:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hired a mariachi band to follow our principal for a day.

Squrmander123 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:02:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was your school in Northern California, maybe a school close to Monte Vista at the base of a mountain?

Mrhorrendous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, I think this might just be a common thing

Mr-Marshmallow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you in SJ?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:30:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we went to the same high school

albie218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woodson?

VonYinzer ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 00:09:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right before lunch a few of us coated the main hallway with baby oil.. Bell rang, people went flying everywhere. In hindsight I'm really happy that nobody was hurt. Man was it funny at the time though.

Manny_Sunday ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:35:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some idiots did this at my school outside their classroom (it was an assisted ed group). Thing is, their classroom was next to the classroom where the kids with downes syndrome and autism and stuff had lunch. One of the kids who had autism always walked around with his arms up and folded back behind his head, and he slipped on the oil and fell but wasn't able to brace for the fall :// he hit the ground pretty hard, Ive actually never been so angry as when I saw that.

RamzFanz ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 06:24:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not funny.

SweetGnarl ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:18:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What, that was funny as fuck

VonYinzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Again... As a dumb teenager it was hilarious. Nearly two decades later, I'm really just happy nobody was hurt.

[deleted] ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 02:02:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We caught some raccoons and were going to release them in the school. My buddy (up in a tree lol) had a camcorder and was filming us carry them in there. We panicked because a car pulled up to the gym and we all hid, then another vehicle pulled up. And two people went into the locker room. It ended up being our football coach having an affair with a student. We didn't know who it was at the time but needless to say the tape got out the next week and shit hit the fan lol. Not so much as a prank but people remember it.

RamzFanz ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 06:26:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How in the fuck did you not release the coons while filming the reaction in the romantic locker room? What?

Derf_Jagged ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:30:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could have totally twisted it "We were there so late because we were tailing then and decided to let raccoons loose on them!"

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:56:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Yea lol a lot of people asked that. We knew something wasn't right about it all it was way to late for people to be meeting in there. Plus who knows what someone might do if they were caught having an affair, with a student no less. Everything they had ever worked for would suddenly be in jeopardy and he might have killed all of us and staged it to look like it was just a simple raccoon prank gone terribly wrong.

Edit - i suck at wording

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So them having a affair was on the camcorder?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:52:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Them meeting in the middle of the night and going into the locker room was.

jamesdeandomino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(GONE WRONG SEXUAL NAUGHTY AFFAIR)

[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 00:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some buddies and I went to the school at about 2am and pad locked all the entrances with various chains and locks. we then hid the keys in various locations around campus and taped clues to each one on the door it corresponded to. By the time school was over the next day there was still one door padlocked, so I took that as a victory

wickedfarts ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:52:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why wouldn't a janitor just go around with bolt cutters?

ViperSRT3g ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:41:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's no fun in that.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well some of the locks/chains were too bulky for bolt cutters(expensive shit!), and some were easy. We assumed they might do this

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:48:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got rick rolled over the intercom.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:59:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The good ol days of Rick rolling

[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:17:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The principle of my school basically threatened to hold our diplomas if we were caught in any kind of prank. So our solution was to spread rumors for the craziest pranks we could come up with, I mean serious vandalism and chaos. We left details like meeting places, dates, times. There were even notes and bathroom graffiti detailing plans. Soon the faculty caught wind and there were people watching for us day and night, it was hilarious to see them get so panicked over nothing.

ViperSRT3g ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Malicious compliance. I like it.

mccheddar ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Two friends and myself ordered 1000 stink bombs from a German website that were in individual small glass capsules. We divided up the capsules into latex gloves and tied the wrist part shut. About an hour before the end of the day we each took our share of stink bomb filled latex gloves and each went to one of the three HVAC intakes located throughout the school. We stomped on the latex gloves, breaking the glass capsules and cutting the latex in the process and ran out to the parking lot. While we sat in my car we watched as all of the windows on the exterior of the building started being flung open with people leaning out trying to get fresh air. The hallways quickly filled up and students started to flood into the parking lot. There wasn't a single person who could have managed to stay in a classroom with that stench. Good times.

Edit: Stink bombs, not smoke.

Leharen ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 03:25:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you mean "1000 stink bombs" at the beginning, not "1000 smoke bombs". But aside from that, that's pretty amazing.

Linus_in_Chicago ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:51:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was so confused, thank you.

mccheddar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

whoops - it was late.. stink bombs. Sorry about that!

Eulerich ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 07:39:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buying gas bombs from germans is a risky choice, props to you.

Helms_Slave ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:21:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plot twist: Students release zyklon B into the schools air supply

Terminutter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:57:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIFU by gassing my school

Sgtbird08 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:59:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All of the windows in my high school don't open. Pretty sure that's a fire hazard as well....

inyourwindows ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:51:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The gloves seem like a redundant variable. Did you find them necessary at the time?

mccheddar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:31:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They were really helpful in transporting them. Probably would have dropped some too early and foiled the plan.

ElMangosto ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:11:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You started out saying they were smoke bombs man.

AllMyName ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:09:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Epic. We stink bombed two classrooms and thought we were hot shit. We got caught and had to scrub the bathroom floors and walls with tooth brushes and simple green. Did they catch you guys?

finallyinfinite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That must have been super fun to watch omg

mccheddar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was - had a good belly laugh while it all went down.

RamzFanz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smoke bombs and stink bombs are not the same thing.

PsychoSunshine ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:47:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior "prank," but one year, the seniors vandalized the school by writing "Fuck you" over the school's name on its sign, so it read "Fuck You High School," and spray-painted dicks on all of the skylights.

The next year was much more "pranky" than that: Those in charge put zip-ties on all of the lockers, and the freshman lockers got zip-tied together.

SirCharlstonWeathers ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 04:03:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure this is going to get buried, but I thought ours was rather genius. Probably because only a few people actually knew who did it. In the last few weeks before graduation, this mysterious weekly periodical showed up on top of all the garbage cans throughout school. Instead of "The Chronicle," which was our monthly school newsletter, this one was called "The Chronic." It was basically The Onion, but related specifically to faculty, fictitious events in the area and other nonsense. I think about 4-5 were made in total. The deans threw an absolute fit the entire time. And the principal called an assembly for everyone in the senior class to try to get someone to come forward. This went on weekly, showing up at random times, on random days and eventually we graduated without the culprit(s) ever getting caught.

Also a senior prank a while before graduation was a letter that went out to parents and influential alum. I went to a catholic, former military high school, so you can imagine the horror when these parents and alum got a letter stating "as the principal, we know that there is nothing that we can do to stop people from having sex after prom. Instead we are choosing to hand out condoms to students on their way out to ensure kids are doing so safely." The uproar lasted for about 2 days before people figured out it was a prank.

ivy-and-twine ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:51:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's kind of sad that what was considered a prank actually sounds like a reasonable and safe idea.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cooper?

SirCharlstonWeathers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope

TheBitchIsBack666 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 00:05:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The preppy kids stole the "Senior Bench" that had a bunch of graffiti and carved-in swear words and stuff. Pretty much the lamest prank ever.

rma92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:51:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing happened at my school. Really lame.

(Downstate New York suburbs by any chance?)

TheBitchIsBack666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, Iowa, but it's good to know my school wasn't the only one that was super lame :P

balletomania ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 05:00:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All-girls school. We dressed our mothers up in our uniforms and sent them to school for the morning while we all stayed home.

JoXand ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 08:16:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did the teachers react? Amazing how your mothers had so much free time.

balletomania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:53 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well it was only the early morning (school started just past 7 AM), so it was before work for most of them. The best part was that the teachers handed out demerits because all our moms sat on the floor in the hallway (which was, of course, strictly against the rules).

JoXand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:14 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did your mums get the demerits or did you? Like was the demerit addressed to you or your mums?

balletomania ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:55 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely our mothers, haha. Nuns can actually have a pretty good sense of humor!

[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 08:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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balletomania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:38 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School started at an ungodly early hour. And yeah, my mom's a professor... luckily she also just really likes pranks

amstpierre ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 00:11:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fill the whole school with inflated baloons. It was kind of dumb because a lot of kids got anxiety attacks from people popping the baloons.

[deleted] ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 02:55:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reminded the kids of 'Nam?

WewladV2-0 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:51:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're never to young to have a veietnam flashback.

greyjackal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:48:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, Tottenham. Some parts of London are rough, man

LonleyViolist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloons

A_Suvorov ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

kids got anxiety attacks from people popping the baloons

Did you go to some kind of uh special school? That doesn't sound normal to me.

Audrey_Pixel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its a noise thing. I had eardrum surgery when I was a kid and I am very sensitive to loud noises. I hate being around balloons. I'm sure there are plenty of other people like me so it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of them were upset by it.

A_Suvorov ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:07:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fair enough. I guess I was just surprised by "a lot of kids got anxiety attacks" from that. Seems much more probable to get annoyed or angry, though I suppose a lifetime of experiencing pain due to the sounds of certain objects might trigger anxiety while being around those objects.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My guess is that 3-5 pupils out of 2000 had that reaction and the administration made a fuss about it because they're tight-up asshats.

I had the same thing happen when we dedicated two out of the several halls in the school to playing music. The people could easily go somewhere else. No problem, we planned that not everyone would want to dance. Still, huge fuss because of one kid (that I saw, it might go up to like 10!). I think it was a mix of attention-seekers and administration being uptight and already disliking senior prank day.

amstpierre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:07:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think a lot of them just wanted attention

84th_legislature ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't have had an anxiety attack, but I definitely would have left. I've had a frustrating startle reflex since birth. I've tried to work through it and I've made some progress, but being in a building with thousands of popping balloons would not be good for me. Regardless of whether I was allowed to leave, I would go.

2074red2074 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

any of them get random boners from a balloon fetish?

Epwydadlan1 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 12:09:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were constantly ratted out by one girl. The first was going to be everyone was going to have 50 bouncy balls in their backpacks and during the last class change we were supposed to release them all at once, the day it was supposed to happen, they were searching backpacks as we came in to school.

A few others got burned by this one girl, so we left her out of 2 of them.

First one was everyone packed their lunch in our grade, this spread to the lower grades as well. We chose a specific lunch that we had tried get removed from the menu... we ate like kings because people went overboard and they eventually threw the massive amounts of leftovers a week later after trying to give it away for free.

The second was that all the seniors met in the abandoned thrift way parking lot and have breakfast, either by bringing grills or just pastries. After that we all rollerbladed/scootered our ways to school, and then ride around the halls of the school before first period. Principal walks out of his office, sees all of us, and yells 'get all these damn wheels off my floor!!!', and at that exact moment the proncipal said floor, ryan, the only paraplegic in the school wheels around the corner in his wheelchair, and they make eye contact. Ryan then promptly tells the principal to fuck off and then goes to class. The principal, completely looking defeated, just goes into his office without saying a word.

CL0N3MAN ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:24:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ryan saw the opportunity and he took it.

kayyxo ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 23:16:28 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We created a slip and slid down the hallway and we all just had a giant water fight as well. It was a great day!

ShadowSwipe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:48:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah ours refused to do that because they didn't want to make a mess. :(

Icandigsushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forney?

CPSux ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 23:58:55 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one. Apparently we were the first class in over 40 years to not do anything. My graduating class was lame.

V4PINDT1992 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 02:54:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well i guess the fact that they were expecting something, and never received.... Jokes on them I guess

gamedemon24 ยท 399 points ยท Posted at 00:36:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I'm planning one of my own. Anyone ever heard of the perils involving the Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bear? No? Read the reviews on Amazon, it's well worth it. Anyway, we'll be having bowls of those left conveniently for any innocent passerby to grab a handful from. They eat the bears, time goes by, and soon people are crawling over each other like the zombies in World War Z to get into the precious few bathroom stalls.

nickgrayiscool ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 03:58:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class tried this. Doesn't work unless it's large amounts. You almost got em though champ!

Derf_Jagged ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 07:33:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The obvious answer is to have a gummy bear eating competition fundraiser between the teachers! Support charity, and give job security to custodians!

IntaglioSnow ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:26:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks, Satan

FireDragon79 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 01:47:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, dude. That is brutal. I love it.

Vomath ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:57:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you have to eat a pretty significant quantity to have the desired effect, not just a handful from a bowl left out somewhere.

-WPD- ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:54:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

According to the reviews, 8-12 of them is plenty.

buttery_shame_cave ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:04:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

According to Reddit passing within a half mile of a taco Bell or chipotle will cause explosive volcano poops for days.

BGYeti ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except those sugar free gummy bears do not effect everyone the same way, some people have no reaction to the artificial sweetener while others do.

UncleGrga ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 02:45:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Hate to break it to you, but Amazon stopped selling them.

I keep a jar of gummies at my desk and watch as people with diets and type 2 diabetes deal with temptation and eventually take a few. Its almost more funny than pooping

edit: looks like a company called albanese sells some with similar reviews on amazon though

gamedemon24 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:32:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did? NOOOOOO!!!!

Creeperownr ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:29:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. Just came back in stock very recently.

yairina ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:52:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

somewhere has to have them. walmart?

Creeperownr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:29:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, amazon restocked recently

DarthBlood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gotta follow it up by locking all the bathrooms or clogging the toilets.

The_Orange_Dog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can also buy Sorbitol, the sweetener, though. Bake it in to cookies or something.

Mr-Marshmallow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This. This is evil.

sfzen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, you're not supposed to kill people.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you do realize that you need to eat way more than just a handful to get the haribo shits, right?

drschvantz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:43:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, that's almost a Human Rights violation. You could get tried for war crimes.

booksblanketsandtea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:36:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa there Satan

sorry_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:28:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Calm down there satan

somjelly1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard they fixed whatever ingredient caused people to shit their brains out and replaced it with a different one

doihavemakeanewword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

How many bears does it usually take to start the justices flowing, per person? I have an idea for April Fools, and it's essential.

Edit: According to reviews about 25.

-WPD- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love reading the amazon reviews for these things. RemindMe! 3 months "did gamedemon24 carry out his prank?"

antiname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They aren't sold anymore I heard.

Better stock up now.

kook_on_the_wave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just put visine in the school soup.

CommandoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hate to be that guy, but those reviews are all a lie.

secretfolo154 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So.. Just googled it. There are none on Amazon. Know where to buy any more?

gamedemon24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...nope.

Jimmaayy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt that more than a few people are going to eat enough of the gummy bears to see the results so I think you should opt for something like this https://www.google.com/search?q=methylene&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS590US590&hl=en-US&prmd=isbvn&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjxguz384_LAhXIFh4KHQkxCisQ_AUICSgC&biw=320&bih=492#spd=1402211555710609508&spud=0 It turns your pee blue. Just sneak it into a few teachers coffees and maybe some other students drinks and someone is bound to freak out.

Leehams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh sweet jesus what devil work are you going to have wrought?

rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Add laxatives to the bears. Like, inject each bear, or soak them in a powerful laxative

slamdunkbrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want an update on this prank

jack_respires ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't this illegal though?

HutchMeister24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You monster

Ph1llyCheeze13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should put "out of order" signs on a bunch of the bathroom stalls too.

gamedemon24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not quite that evil...

Dezewheat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I too enjoy committing felonies.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you make people use public toilets after those things you probably deserve to die.

F-ingFranz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Laxatives?

SoberHungry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can you record this?

Kubacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sick bastard

SLEEPWALKING_KOALA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's so evil. I love it.

Zapness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 years 3 months

gamedemon24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:01 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a senior now.

-WPD- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:43 on May 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So did it happen?

gamedemon24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:12 on May 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ultimately, for fear that my graduation might become revoked, I decided against it. But I did make my 1st period teacher fall off his stool laughing at the Amazon reviews.

I did do a lesser, still great, but not as great senior prank, though.

-WPD- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:50 on May 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was your alternate prank?

gamedemon24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:12 on May 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I taped many, many pictures of Vladimir Putin around the school. It became more or less a running joke the whole class knew about.

-WPD- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on May 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. My school takes everything too seriously, so they'd probably check security footage if I tried to do that.

gamedemon24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:04 on May 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school is much too lazy.

TheOPoftheOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love it so much..

Leharen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sick SOB. That's awesome, and I haven't even read past the first sentence.

nickgrayiscool ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:58:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm planning one of my own"

So sick

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

omg you are cruel.

Tritanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those things are evil

Gypsyboy420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why hello there Satan

Minisquirrelturds ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:40:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good luck, but still pretty lame.

MAC0220 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:48:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

they were going to destroy our school to make way for the new one during the summer so the class of 06 wanted to splatter the halls with paint, but the school caught wind and said that ANY senior doing any kind of prank wouldn't walk and would be suspended. My school had no sense of humour.

ironviking79 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:03:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was back in 1999. My friends and I went to a very snotty, well-off high school. We, of course, were from a more working class type of family. So, for our senior prank, we had multiple points of attack. First, we went to the dollar store and bought all of the "fizzy tablets" that they had in stock. These were those little alka seltzer like tablets that made water taste like fruit soda. Well, we purchased enough to fill a 10 gallon bucket up with them. We then went to our local "ware house store" and bought a box of baby ruth candy bars. I think most of you know where this is going. With some help from the swim team captain, we proceeded to Caddyshack our pool. The different colors of fizzy tablets turned the water brown and all the baby ruth bars made the pool look like someone had massive diarrhea. We made the local paper the next day under the crime beat section for vandalism.

DoopSlayer ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:07:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before us a senior released chickens into the courtyard. We all watched the football coach go out to deal with them. We thought he was going to catch them but instead a hundred juniors watched as he beat them all to death with a hockey stick.

Our year we all just came to school in whatever odd way we could so scooters, tractors, four wheelers, one group had one of those multi-person bikes.

WordStained ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny that you list tractors as an 'odd' way to get to school. Schools around where I live actually have 'drive your tractor to school' day lol

DoopSlayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have that too, but it's just one day so it's kind of odd. It's a fun day though

Strominator12 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hung our schools wooden Indian mascot from the side of the gym building with a sign that had our year on it. Some time during the night the rope that was tied under its arms slipped and got wrapped around the neck of the poor wooden warrior. The following days leading up to graduation the school received numerous calls from different tribes calling the act racist and demanding the school change the mascot.

2074red2074 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:47:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sure that's what happened. Uh-huh.

KaySuh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm $100% sure that happened

distrotic ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:23:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but last year's seniors ordered about 50,000 ladybugs offline and dumped them in the freshmen guy's restroom. Imagine the surprise of the freshmen when they opened the door only to find the floor completely covered in ladybugs. I still have no clue how that was cleaned up

Itendsinherpes ยท 1669 points ยท Posted at 00:06:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My study hall teacher, Mrs. Langland, was utterly joyless and overly strict.

I created a MySpace profile with some pirated pictures of a pretty hunky guy and started messaging her.

It turned into an online romance and we were messaging daily. Originally, I had planned on showing all of my friends and outing her, but the more she told me about her failing marriage, her frustrations about her job, and her sick elderly mother the more my heart really broke for her.

Toward the end of the first semester I stayed after class one day and, knowing I was probably going to be expelled, told her that it was really me behind the fake profile.

She was devastated and mortified. She cried because she was angry and embarrassed. It was the worst day of my life. I couldn't sleep at all that night.

The next day, I waited all day to get pulled from class and sent to the principal's office for my punishment - but nothing ever happened.

The following day, Mrs. Franklin told me to see her after class. She said that she was going to have our counselor, Mr. Edgerton, meet with us in her room at the end of the day and I was to explain to him what I had done.

When I got to her room at the end of the day, it was only Mrs. Langland there. She shut the door behind me and told me that she was incredibly embarrassed, incredibly angry, and that her first instinct was to have me expelled. But then she realized that even though it was a fake profile, she was still attracted to the real person behind the profile.

Now, I was panicking. I had no idea what to do as she pushed me up against her desk with her body and started to unbuckle my belt.

So on the plus side, I banged my home room teacher for a senior prank. On the downside, she gave me herpes.

WizardOfKoz98 ยท 722 points ยท Posted at 01:33:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

Teninten ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 02:38:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I tend sin herpes?

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท -42 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no dumbass, it's "it ends in herpes."

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 03:09:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

woosh

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:09:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh fuck, i should've gotten the joke. dammit

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:09:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it's okay. you'll be okay.

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:09:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thank you.

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:09:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

any time brah

TheJetFuel ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:37:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How bored are you?

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dude you have no idea

TheJetFuel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:55:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So roughly 12?

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:57:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

twelve what

TheJetFuel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:58:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

12 bored

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:02:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THANK YOU. that other guy was seriously driving me nuts, being all vague and shit

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:02:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i hate it when people do that

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:02:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

^

nolmurph97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... you okay bud?

Trololoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No... :(

WizardOfKoz98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I'm alright mate. You?

TheJetFuel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:08:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah that other guy is lame

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:09:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

honestly, man. people these days

TheJetFuel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:22:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unbelievable the things they do

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:09:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

right?!?!?1/1/1//1

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...do you seriously not know

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i tried googling it but all i got were these: http://i.imgur.com/3TobiQY.jpg

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you're a dumbass

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://xkcd.com/1053/ fucking tell me. you're the ass.

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you can't just link a dumb xkcd strip and expect me to answer your ever question. i'm not your maid

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well excuse me princess

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you're excused, dipshit

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hey stop it with the name calling

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

who the hell is this guy

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i dunno but he can go eat a brick for all i care

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh you say that now but watch your back next time you go to walmart

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wait... what?

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://xkcd.com/1053/ read the damn comic

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can you not with that

Hybrid888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wat

Raencloud94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I... I don't even know.

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh i think i do have a pretty good idea

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh yeah what's your idea smarty pants

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well, if we really wanna get over that wall, we gotta get some dynamite, shove it in a metal cylinder that's only closed on one end, and just fucking run

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but where do we run if we haven't gotten over the wall

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

man, fuck, i don't know, you can't just ask me to think of everything

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sorry

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

eh, it's whatever. i forgive you

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thanks mate

NPC_AIRSHAFT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

np

bobberpi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have no words

glassramen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I imagine this is what schizophrenia does to a redditor

iridisss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:44:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yes

TheJetFuel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sure?

ivanvzm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God dammit

Zomgalama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you so much for this comment. Holy shit.

hunter15991 ยท 701 points ยท Posted at 02:41:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MOTHERFUCKER WHYD I FALL FOR THIS ALL THATS LEFT ARE JUMPER CABLES

J0K3R2 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 05:08:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caststarman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:53:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why RIP?

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:06:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

Caststarman ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:09:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well his dad beat his hands with jumper cables. That's gotta hurt for a little while.

Gunsgoblazing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is his dad beating him with jumper cables supposed to be a joke or is it a true occurrence? I'm just curious since he posts about it in every comment.

cubicpolynomial3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:24:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have no idea what I just upvoted, but it just feels right.

ShoutBasil ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:33:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RIP Jumper-Cables guy.

JefemanG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jumper cables?

poison_iris ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:30:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/u/rogersimon10

God, I laugh every time someone mentions him

thatguyinstarbucks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:55:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im crying reading through this guys comment history. Holy shit.

PvtToucher ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 01:14:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brooooo you are a fucking savage

KingOfRages ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 02:59:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it's a novelty account about getting herpes, kinda like the jumper cables guy

Toddzillaw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:48:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look at the username

I_be_who_I_be ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On the downside, she gave me herpes.

Wait, really?

PieIsNotALie ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:17:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the username

sorry_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look at his user name

ImMikeBTW ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:33:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i picture mrs. langland as an old hag. was she hot?

droopingdaiisy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:26:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dammit I fell for it again

missch4nandlerbong ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:48:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waitโ€”who's Mrs. Franklin?

Lady_Lance ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 01:45:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Liar

BeaverCleaver69 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 03:23:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username

Poogmaster1999 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:48:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cuts off old mans head with samurai sword

HingleMcCringle_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:48:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
quigilark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This actually was fake (username), but otherwise I'd agree with you, too many people calling fake for random shit on this site

Cheima15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:40:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look at his username and comments. He has a common theme besides lying. Everyone/thing gave him herpes. He lies but it's not because he wants to sound cool, it's just fiction.

Lady_Lance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I figured it out after I way posted.

thejewcooker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Check his username.

rafo123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Noo... You mean people on the Internet tell fake stories?

quigilark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You don't say

NewStarKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Read the username hun

its-limitededition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pants on fire

yairina ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice- i checked your username halfway through the third to last paragraph so you didnt fool me twice

KillerAceUSAF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:08:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! I ALWAYS FUCKING FALL FOR IT!

Guatemalaptb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love your account

Itendsinherpes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you!

We_Are_The_Waiting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:12:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For a second i thought you were serious. A second.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She hot?

abduis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

its been a while

thanks

ameristraliacitizen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...you motherfucker

coozin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:58:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everytime I fall for it!!!

dustin1115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:09:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Read your username and thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if this actually ended with herpes?"

Forgot, read on, it ended with herpes. I'm Nostradamus

LoLzArmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Three fucking days in a row I fall for your shit

PandaCow64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're my new favorite person

freyhack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:14:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am at least 99% sure you are lying

mikredditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username

OmicronMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What would you rate her out of 10?

Imagine_Baggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rolex2988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What you failed to realize op is that she got herpes just to get back at you!

ThunderCuuuunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the worst premise for a porn scene ever.

chrispy_bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had to check and see if this was vargas.

xNyxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like someone was inspired by Bart.

Dangermommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dammit again

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heroic.

cofios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you use the name Woodrow?

alph0nz3-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's rape.

TellurousDrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Started reading, about 2 paragraphs in, alarm bells started going off so I read the username but it didn't register as anything so I kept reading then got to the end and thought, 'huh...seems like a punchline...lemme just check username again aaaaaand there it is'

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jhydra123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thimz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That teachers full name? Benjamin Frankling.

thoma5nator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then at the end of the day, she needed a cab but didn't have any money, so she asked you, and said "I need about tree fiddy".

It was then you found out that Mrs Langley was actually 500 feet tall and from the paeleolithic era.

fatjack2b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to believe...

exobmb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Simpsons did... nevermind...

-_Odd_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was the guy's name Woodrow? Is your name Bart?

Victor38220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

was she hot?

marky_sparky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is your name "Woodrow"?

"Truly yours is a butt that won't quit."

khatur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Geez who would thought about that working. Did you stay in contact with her at all?

icky2049 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got to the second to last paragraph and Careless Whisper by George Michael started playing on my phone... The mood was heightened significantly!

mntwins7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was waiting for jumper cables...

Gets me everytime.

Heightsman09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL when you try to prank bad things happen

west2021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was she hot

beywiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I fucking fell for this. God damnit.

Itendsinherpes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shh bb it's ok ;)

dakerb12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What school did you go to

Iamabioticgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

good one, i hope you can keep this up and not quit like /u/rogersimon10 did, the homo

OkArmordillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

4 days and over a thousand karma. Nice.

fireinthesky7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus, this is Loch Ness Monster levels of clever.

Phrea ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 23:41:10 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our prank was; we didn't have a prank.

Generation X in action right there.

Gtt1229 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:08:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior's pranks 4 years in a row was just releasing balloons in the cafeteria... maybe like 10 of them, not enough to even notice unless you were looking at corners. Weak.

Mr-Marshmallow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too busy browsing reddit

Phrea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:47:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not in 1988.

rule2productions ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 04:50:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The sex ed teacher had a wooden dick that she would use to demonstrate how to put on a condom. Someone managed to steal it and shoved it in the tailpipe of her car.

FlyWhteGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:50 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Miracle she didn't die from the carbonDIEoxide

arkhound ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:33:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changed out the default backdrop that is set for all school computers to a meme of a guy in a sombrero and poncho with the words "Seรฑor Prank"

bananaclaws ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:43:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I superglued a quarter to the ground.

Philipjfry85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:10 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You rebel. Thats a fun one to do at the mall.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:25:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High school: Clipped a homebrew signal generator into the line so that a radio remote control I had would ring the school bell any time I wanted.

College: Moved three soda vending machines into the Engineering Dean's office. Stopped by and asked if he could break a dollar. He said, Dammit u/fiatmortem, I knew you were behind this... I'm like, what? These things are like 612 pounds each! I'm EE, this is clearly the work of a Civ.

BadKidMAADCity ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:01:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You might just be the absolute coolest person that I have ever seen on the internet

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:11:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually it WAS mostly the Civs and MEs. My contribution was a key to his office and disabling the alarms on the machines so they could be tipped. The first was a key fitting skill I honed in high school, and the latter was done via social engineering. We just started setting them all off with strong magnets multiple times a day like a month ahead of time until the service tech FINALLY took the lazy route and turned them off for good.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:15:04 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're not disproving his comment. Are you Mr Freeze?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:44 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not at all, it is accompanied by an upvote, in fact. Is there a pun that I missed somewhere?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:58 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just implying that you were cool.

Integral_10-13_2xdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hacked the intercom with a walkie talkie, squelch circuit, and a relay. Whenever I talked it sent it to the whole school and cut out whoever else was talking. Technical pranks are the best!

mattstache ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:26:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend and I were asked by one of our gymnast friends to burn some songs onto a CD as CD burners weren't that common and mp3 players barely existed. She didn't say what the CD was for but judging by the jock jams style of the songs, we assumed they would be working and practicing to the CD. So, we decided to have some fun and burn Tom Green's "Lonely Swedish" aka The Bum Bum song as the second track. We figured they would hear it on the CD before using it for any sort of event. Flash forward a week, my friend and I are sitting in the gym as our seasonal pep rally is about to begin. The big blue mat from against the wall is dragged out and that extremely recognizable electronic sound of the first jock jam track begins to play. My friend and I cartoonishly look right at each other wide eyed. All of the gymnasts start pouring out energetically, flipping and criss crossing back and forth along the mat. Then, "my bum is on the rail..."

ncsu_osprey ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:34:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a kid from our class drop a football onto the field from a plane during our big cross town rival game. Pretty sure he got in a lot of trouble, but it was pretty epic. Article does it not justice.

novelty_bone ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 23:54:55 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parking really shittily. diagonal through 3 spaces and what not. in our (seniors') lot, not the teacher or junior lot. worst. prank. ever.

Noah-R ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:50:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You pranked yourselves...

novelty_bone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:24:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the rest of the class pranked themselves. I showed up late and thought they went full retard.

Digital_Rocket ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:58:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2edgy4me

RamzFanz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So like analing yourself without a prostate rub?

JehovasFitness ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 01:14:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sold the Dean's car on NZ's version of Craigslist.

heisenberger_royale ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 23:01:54 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a great one planned, but it got screwed over. I had a team of people together. When a known assembly was being called, we were going to tape the door locks so they wouldn't function properly. we'd sneak away before getting to the gym. I had hundreds of zip ties. We were going to split into teams of two and go into each classroom while everybody else was at the assembly. We would gather all the bookbags and desks into a giant mess in the middle of the room and ziptie them all together. It would have been a beautiful disturbance of education.

T1mshady ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So how did it all fall apart?

OP you didn't deliver the most important part of the story

kunstlich ยท 297 points ยท Posted at 00:12:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OP locked everyone in the assembly hall

Then big fire

Everyone is kill.

I dunno, but since OP didn't reply I took some artistic liberties.

dontworryimhigh ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:53:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Op is Carrie

Gewehr98 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:15:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"everyone is kill"

"no"

oslosyndrome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Artistic liberties Username checks out ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

_DeletedUser_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You paint with words.

Guatemalaptb ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 04:02:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Autistic liberties

heisenberger_royale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not a great story. Our school was pretty cool with pranks. A year or two before I graduated, the senior class let pigs into the school overnight. Of course they shit everywhere. Another year, someone glued all of the locks.

So, the school became a bit more strict. Only one prank. No mess. No property damage. My senior year, some less creatively inclined kids took water guns into an assembly or something and squirted some people. They barely even touched the principle. It was enough to anger him though. So, that was my senior year's one prank. Somehow, my plan got leaked and the principle called me in. He knew I was the ringleader. And if my prank happened he threatened me with expulsion. In retrospect, I doubt he could have done that, but I was a decent kid and wasn't gonna risk it.

higs87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OP pls deliver

ChocolateEagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And lo behold, for the truth is now lain before us: OP never delivers

StevieWonder420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did it get screwed over?

"Huh, what's this tape doing here like this?" rip

321boomable ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:32:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a 12ft Christmas tree in the center of our theology teacher's classroom. He was actually elated to see it in the morning and administration allowed him to keep it up for the rest of the day. We were caught on camera but our only punishment was to get rid of the tree after school. Instead we hid it backstage in the auditorium and used the tree in our winter play.

fdnye10 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:53:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and two friends tied a "Get Well Soon" ballon to a dead raccoon and left him in the senior parking lot

I_CUM_BACON ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 00:36:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let's see.

We took all the furniture out of the ground floor and put it on the baseball field.

We blocked the doorways and stairwells to the upstairs with desks and chairs

We filled the entire bottom floor with solo cups filled with water

We put a petting zoo on the quad

There's more but I don't remember all of it. I'd say it was a decent prank.

FireDragon79 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:54:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty awesome. How did the teachers respond?

I_CUM_BACON ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:11:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well considering it was something the principal let us do, they didn't really respond too much. It was by far the best prank in recent memory. Most of the teachers were pretty annoyed but a few thought it was really good. I want to say it took them about 2-3 hours to clean everything up, while we got to hang out on the quad with the petting zoo.

AnimeAndComputers ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 05:00:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your username is the stuff of Legends

Cndcrow ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:55:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, but when I was in grade ten the seniors somehow got a car onto the roof of the school. That was pretty dam cool.

By grade 12 my friends and I also took a couch and a picnic table onto the cafeteria roof and we'd frequently hang out up there.

It was a fairly accessible roof but I still don't understand how they managed to get a car up there...

jaxmanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

probably disassembled and reassembled it.

Cndcrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason that never even came to mind, although with a decent crew of people that's definitely doable in one night I would think.

tmnt88 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 23:53:20 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We out post it notes all over the school. Tried to cover all the lockers with them, it was a small school.. We got two or three people to lift me up to a really high window and covered that as well.. The teachers and principal picked them up in about ten minutes and it took us hours to do if..not very eventful :/

jron91 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:48:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hung a GIANT banner that was in our school colors with a big P on it. (My school started with the letter P) on the bell tower of our rival high school. No defacement of property. No vandalizing. Just a good old fashioned prank

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:02:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kids from my school planted a tree in the middle of our football field and filled the hole with cement.

goldroman22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:37:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that one is good.

Liquid_Dood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is the field turf now?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No it was grass and still is grass. They removed it and fixed it before the school day ended.

dietrich14 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:29:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confession Bear: Senior pranks were gettng out of hand. So they offered to skip all final exams in exchange for no prank, and we complied.

Two weeks later, someone went back with a blow torch and cut down the flag pole.

AllMyName ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 08:49:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We got senior pranks perma banned at our high school. Confirmed: I eventually taught there for three years, and was pranked, but I didn't report the students, and to my knowledge no other school wide pranks or otherwise happened there since.

Our first prank was minor. We had a fountain in the courtyard that was multi-tiered. The bottom level closest to the ground had plants and flowers around it. I ran a few tests at home with a tote full of water and figured out that with just the right amount of foaming dish soap, I could get foam to cover the top of the fountain. I bought a bottle, did a bit of math, and poured it in. I told two friends about this after our second class when we walked past it, and they absolutely had to know what kind of soap it was. When we walked past it again at lunch the suds had made it into the surrounding buildings. Da fuq? They went to the supermarket during lunch, bought two additional bottles, and poured them in. I had only planned on using three quarters of a bottle, and now there was almost 4 times as much in there. EDIT: It killed all the plants. I replanted flowers and some colorful...shrubs? right before I started working there.

The next involved the same friends. We knew that one of our science teachers taught in a classroom that faced the dismissal lanes in the school. We also knew he liked to open the windows, which was unique, and that the classrooms were basically soundproof otherwise. We pulled my car up next to the classroom, I had one passenger up front, two in the back, and one in the trunk. We waited for him to recognize that we were trying to get his attention, then waited for him to get annoyed. Then, one by one, the windows came down, and the passengers and myself got their entire upper bodies out of the window in an "air-violin" pose. He gave us a strange look, then simultaneously, classical music started blaring from my car, and the trunk opened to reveal the conductor. Leopold! We played for a good minute before he ran out of the classroom. And took his shoes off. I floored it, but there were speed bumps less than a few yards away. Remember the conductor in the trunk? One of the pax in the back saw him fly up into the trunk door as the bump made it close, and we all heard him shouting in pain. We pulled into the gas station at the end of the street, got him out, and played Melee at his house for the rest of the day.

One of the two guys common to the first two pranks (Leopold, the conductor, and Sid the Sloth, obviously not their real names) got in trouble for this, but it technically wasn't a prank at all. We had a study hall session at the same time the UPS driver stopped at our high school. Sid took it upon himself to become his friend and made regular small talk with him. Both of them lived close enough to the school that he was also THEIR UPS driver, most of the time. To this day, I have no idea what his problem was. We brought him a muffin. And handed it to him and thanked him for bringing our packages. He set it down on the stairs to the truck, and straight curb stomped it, American History X style. He went straight back into the office, and threatened to press charges against the kid for assault. Fuck? Got him banned from our senior field trip as a punishment.

The last one was memorable enough that I kept a copy of this. Student parking was unpaved and some kids complained about it, given that there were enough empty paved parking spots for us to all use, for all the teachers to use, and for the visitor parking spots to remain empty. Since school letterhead had been used to notify senior parents of prior shenanigans, I had a nice clean copy to scan. Mind you, I wasn't connected to any of them, since Sid took the heat solo for the UPS incident, and...wow, they must've known I did the thing with the car, but our science teacher was cool. Anyways, I typed a ridiculous letter informing teachers of upcoming changes to parking at the school to support paving the student parking lot. Faculty, staff, and students would now have to pay for parking permits. Students and staff would pay $100/yr. And teachers would pay something obscene like $200/mo. Teachers didn't have to buy the permits; they could elect to park up the street at the community center, and ride to school in a shuttle that ran an hour before they had to get there and didn't take them back until an hour after school was out. Walking was suggested. I used all the letters I could find to try and imitate the assistant principal's writing style. She'd taught some of us English before, and taught us to write in "voices" for certain purposes. I added her signature, bought linen paper, printed enough copies for everyone, folded them up, and got friends to distract the receptionist. As I was putting the last couple of letters in, my friends who I can see through the receptionists' window turned pale. Assistant principal grabs a letter out of my hand. She lost her shit halfway through it, folded it back up, and put it in the next box. "You guys can have this one, just until everyone's read it by the end of the day tomorrow." Fucking perfect.

I got pranked while teaching there, twice.

My second year teaching, a senior who'd taken two classes with me as a junior barged into my classroom after pounding on the door. EDIT: Now I remember why I was so startled, he had a different student I taught knock, wait until I saw her, went back to teaching, knocked himself, then banged on the glass and barged in. A 5' girl does not a 5'8" guy in a green morph suit two feet away make. I just about shit my pants, and then I grabbed duct tape out of my desk, directed a student to the supply closet for paper towels, and told whoever was finished with their work to follow me. He was waiting at the end of the hall with the mask off, and honestly probably should've started running sooner. We chased him into a science lab, the kids cornered him and duct taped an entire roll of paper towels to him entirely on their own with no suggestions from myself or otherwise. Good times.

Sam story my last year there, pranked by a senior who'd taken two of my classes as a junior, and one as a sophomore. He had some kind of sandwich that he'd forgotten in his locker ALL year. I'd overheard him talking about it before, supposedly this thing had putrefied, and smelled like death. I left school for a few days at one point. I should point out that I had shit all over the place. Boxes of model rockets, papers, books, usually hidden underneath a desk or behind a shelf. This weasel hid his death sandwich in between boxes that were behind the drawers in my desk. The way it was all set up, a box was against a wall, with another box beside it, with the desk's drawers above. I never saw it. I lectured students on hygiene. I complained to the principal about hygiene. I started burning incense. I taught with the windows open. I lost my fucking mind. On a day where I only had juniors for AP Calculus, I think the seniors had their field trip, I lost my shit. Started tearing up the classroom. Smartest kid in the class drops down on all fours, and says I know where it is. He let the smell waft for a bit, and followed it to my desk. I didn't leave any food in my desk, and I'm the kind of person who eats leftovers before they're a few days old and tosses things from the fridge right when they expire. "There's no food in here kid, just stationary." Slides a box out, slides out another, boom, sandwich drops down from above. It was entirely liquefied, and black. I took the guys out to the dumpster and we set it up on the ledge, then cut the side of the bag open so we could use the scissors to push it in. I've never seen high school juniors run so fast.

I cornered the culprit when he came back, and made him think he was getting expelled. Then I high fived him and told him about one of my pranks. Teaching was a cool gig.

OverlordXenu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand what happened with the UPS thing? you tried to give him a gift of a muffin, and he went and got you in trouble for it? did it look poisoned? so confused

AllMyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was nearly a decade ago, so my memory is shady. It was shrinkwrapped, like one of those convenience store pastries, and was not tampered with nor did it look like it. We talked to him daily, and he was always pretty terse and hustled back to the truck. I guess the muffin freaked him out, maybe he thought we were stalking him or something. Technically we were but only at school.

Spudrockets ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:07:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So at my school, people would put little stickers on their lockers showing that they were in show choir, or the orchestra, or what not. One night, while we (the techies) were working some function, we crept throughout the school and moved all the stickers over one locker.

The next day, no one could figure out why their locker was not opening, until they actually checked which one it was. A harmless, funny prank, no?

miabla5 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 06:28:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

3 Costco sized jugs of dishwashing liquid in the school fountain at 4AM. By the time school started three hours later, the suds reached the front entrance on one side and the teachers' parking lot on the other.

[deleted] ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 23:17:04 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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shooter1231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds kind of a face move to me.

Was she hot?

404NinjaNotFound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not at all.

Trainwreck071302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of our cafeteria staff was on bangbus. She wasn't bad but it was super funny when we found out. The school did a really good job of keeping it on the down low and she resigned like a day or two before it really made the rounds. She works at a local pizza place now AND it's pretty well known around our small town.

Darthd101 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:07:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was a freshman when this happened, but the seniors put small images of the Illuminati triangle everywhere. The best was the one they put in front of the urinal.

EDIT: Clarification

RamzFanz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:28:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oooooooo, edgy

Artistbma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FAKE EDIT! Get out of here, you dirty liar!

tmaspoopdek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:35 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not fake, just ninja. If you edit within a certain period of time it doesn't show the asterisk

Darthd101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What are you talking about? I edited it to add I was a freshman when this happened.

EDIT: Also, I did add the urinal part while I was at it now that I recall... but assuming I am a liar for that is ridiculous.

Artistbma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:15 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but...but... no asterisk?

xginjaninjax ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 01:11:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

The senior girls kidnapped (they told the parents before hand and got permission first) the senior boys at 4 or 5 in the morning, dressed them up or hardly dressed them in things like bras and coconut bras and revealing clothes and made them stand outside of our local Tim Hortons with signs that had pick up lines on them. They were dressed like that for the whole day.

Edit: a word

fb39ca4 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 05:12:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somehow, I don't see that flying if the genders were reversed.

Extramrdo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:47:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, no one eats at Tammy Hortons.

xginjaninjax ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:11:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it probably wouldn't but our school was a bit sexist. Things like girls not being allowed to wear spaghetti strapped tank tops. But if a guy wore a muscle shirt with the sides cut out and his nipple was showing, no one would bat an eye.

TheOPoftheOP ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:17:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh Canada...

xmotorboatmygoatx ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:34:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, We stand on guard for thee. God keep our land, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee; O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada! Where pines and maples grow, Great prairies spread and Lordly rivers flow! How dear to us thy broad domain, From East to Western sea! The land of hope for all who toil, The true North strong and free! God keep our land, glorious and free. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

O Canada! Beneath thy shining skies, May Stalwart sons, and gentle maidens rise. To keep thee steadfast throโ€™ the years, From East to Western sea. Our own beloved native land, Our true North strong and free! God keep our land, glorious and free. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

Ruler supreme, who hearest humble prayer, Hold our Dominion, in thy loving care. Help us to find, O God, in thee, A lasting rich reward. As waiting for the better day, We ever stand on guard. God keep our land, glorious and free. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

UnScience ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:49:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Each kid in my year had to go out and buy a watermelon. For the rest of the day it was a game of protecting yours while destroying others.

IkeRanger ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:16:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately our prank was stopped before we could pull it off, but we got close. Our plan was to have a select students dress in all black (like bulls), and have the rest of the seniors wear white and red (runners). At 10am, we would put on the Running of the bulls through the halls, and create total chaos. One kid told the principal and he put a halt to it.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:31:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why would anyone tell the principle? It sounds like it would have been amazing, op.

TacciX5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like the new school prank should have been kicking the shit out of that kid

saxyourpantsoff ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:21:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were two awesome history teachers and their rooms were right next to each other. We broke into the school and then into their rooms. Everything was photographed for accuracy, then piece by piece, we completely switched their rooms. They were picture perfect, and the teachers just ended up switching rooms.

kirbyhilde ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:52:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine: One of my friend's dad owned a car dealership and had the giant inflatable gorilla that goes on the roof. We managed to get that on the roof of the school and have it turn on at 7:30 in the morning. Principal actually liked it and let it stay up all day.

My dad's: During the graduation ceremony the entire class had a marble that they would transfer to the principal's hand when they received their diploma and shook his hand. Apparently he had to keep going over to school board members and emptying his pockets.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:52:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
kirbyhilde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I noticed. Kinda just hoping it was just a really popular prank instead of my dad lying to me. Really don't think he lied, he tells that story a lot.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
eddmario ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother's class apparently did that with little army men, and that was just last year

kirbyhilde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, thats good. Be a lot more difficult to conceal them.

baumeitr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:52:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We contacted a materials company and got four tons of sand delivered to the faculty parking lot which we then spread out to make our own "beach" at school. We even filled up kiddie pools and a few of the kids who were in on it had parents in the Parks Department that let us borrow volleyball nets they had in storage. All the seniors skipped that day and hung out at our personal senior beach. It even made the front page.

I peaked in high school.

baumeitr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:57:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a picture from that day, sorry for the low quality.

http://imgur.com/a/PPeoC

AllPurposeNerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most of us did.

captainwaller ยท 326 points ยท Posted at 22:50:20 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do anything as a whole class. I'm sure the group of hipster asshole kids did something, but they were all tools that my group of friends couldn't stand.

Terminal_Lance ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 23:53:42 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pranks are so mainstream. They did an impromptu open mic, but you never heard about it.

I_CUM_BACON ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 00:32:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's probably because someone was smart and turned off the mic

Petemarsh54 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They turned it off because they realized microphones were too mainstream and would instead use cardboard tubes

HandsomeDynamite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What are hipsters even like in high school? I graduated before it was a thing.

PKA_In_My_Mouth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:30:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just...just hard to put up with because nothing you say or do is ever good enough/interesting enough for them to waste energy on caring.

do-you-remember-me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The kids in my year who went too far (by damaging property) got taken in by the police and didn't get to properly graduate. One of them was the President of our Student Council. (The rest of us filled blow-up dolls with helium and let them float to the roof of the gymnasium before the Prizegiving ceremony.)

sammyBs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god, was I a hipster asshole kid?

zer0w0rries ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 04:47:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All of us at the nursing home switched seats in the rec room when the orderlies weren't looking. That was a great time. Steve almost dislocated his hip while changing seats.

JamEngulfer221 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:07:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You motherfucker...

aryaazar78 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 01:22:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I passed out free candy from my white minivan in the school parking lot during a dance event. We yelled "FREE CANDY" and gave people candy.

my_candy_is_free ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:23:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, I did that

aryaazar78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you have free candy signs too? Cause we did.

RamzFanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's way too edgy for me.

PM_ME_YOUR_LOVE_LIFE ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:49:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This

It got a lot of press when it happened. The school got mad, but none of us sold out the people who made it. It's a parody of the Penis Inspection letter.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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PM_ME_YOUR_LOVE_LIFE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoops. Eh I don't go there anymore and the unaltered image is easily found just by googling "vagina inspection letter" so I don't care that much.

datChef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember this! My cousins are twin girls, they were juniors that year and we heard all about it.

localhostrulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The funny thing is the penis inspection one seems to be a copy of Carlmont's one a few years back. And my dad went to Carlmont (many years earlier).

rumblepup ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 07:17:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our Trigonometry teacher had a thing for brownies. Always had a personal little plate at his desk, would sometimes hand one out to a student if they got through an equation right, so on and so on.

Well, somebody decided to switch out his brownies with...ahem...a special batch. This genius baked them up and cut them out exactly the way his normal plate looked like, and switched them all early in first period.

By third period, my class, he was laughing his ass off every time someone walked into the room. He was red in the face, had this big ol shit eating grin, and couldn't figure out why the blackboard kept moving. He couldn't or didn't figure out he got dosed, so he kept on trudging through, calling the principal and asshole, telling dirty jokes, and the one we completely lost in on, grabbed one of the student desk tables with both hands, leaned back and yelled "wheeeeee!" Then he sat on the floor, looked up at the class and said "I love you guys. Can somebody call the nurse? I ain't feeling so hot."

Nobody could top this prank, and nobody even tried.

Helms_Slave ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:33:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure that's super illegal. It could have gone badly if the teacher had a bad reaction to the high.

ViperSRT3g ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:32:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indeed, technically can be considered poisoning.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it didn't happen but nice story

rumblepup ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:18:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

tips fedora

Soulpixels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:18 on August 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

me and my friends considered making a plate of "special brownies" for senior send-off. imagine at lunch hoards of kids swarming to eat these brownies, only to find out a period or two later that they weren't JUST brownies. Thats the thing. you can get in serious trouble for drugging dozens of kids.

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 14:31:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Trainwreck071302 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't friend, you can get some serious jail time. Just google that shit.

SnackAllSmoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've decided to put a little sticker over some projector lenses instead

broiled ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:23:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my classmates caught a skunk, in a Havahart cage trap. We set it loose, in the main hallway.

EdgarAlanPwnd ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:56:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was to set alarms on all of our cell phones and put them in our lockers to go off all at once. Except they chose the time to be in between classes when everyone was out in the halls making a ton of noise. Nobody heard a single alarm. What a waste of a prank.

Grizzly931 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year's seniors did it during classes, so everyone missed it. So lame.

khoawinn ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:12:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stole a 400lb inflatable gorilla from a local dealership. Then put it on our cafeteria. New stations and cops were everywhere. Hilarious

Yodi007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:29:37 on July 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

would you by chance know /u/kirbyhilde?

Mine: One of my friend's dad owned a car dealership and had the giant inflatable gorilla that goes on the roof. We managed to get that on the roof of the school and have it turn on at 7:30 in the morning. Principal actually liked it and let it stay up all day.

fukitol1987 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:03:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

catholic all boys school. shirt and tie everyday. we wore hawaiian shirts and flip flops. those brothers were mean.

FredFerd ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 00:54:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank, but my dad always told me stories of the pranks they did in the naval academy. They ranged from putting a 15 ft missle through a teachers window, to having a group of 20 carry a 3,000 pound ancor up 4 flights of stairs. Someone parked a car in-between the two buildings on the roof of the lobby, and they would cut chains on Apache helicopters parked on display to move them across the academy into parking lots or in other buildings.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:18:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Mooomooow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea the only one of those things that MIGHT have happened would be the anchor.

You know who doesn't have access to weapons systems like missiles? Midshipmen. And if they somehow through an act of god managed to get access, they would be lucky to only lose their commission had they removed it from its location.

And no, no one was cutting anything to move Apaches. Lets imagine for a second that the Apache wasn't parked in a highly restricted area like the flight line. You know what's virtually impossible to maneuver by hand with enough coordination to get it into buildings? An Apache helicopter.

FredFerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:49 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nonono not like actual apachaes or LOADED missles, things on displays, parked in the front of building for decoration. Not anything at all functional

MurderAdviceHotline ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 01:08:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Our school had banned muck-up day (Aussie equivalent of the senior prank) a couple of years before I got to Year 12/senior year. When the last day of Year 12/senior year came around, we had a massive water fight at lunch.

The principal came out at the beginning of the water fight and basically told us we had 10 minutes to have said water fight before we had to gtfo.

Why, you ask, was the whole of our grade kicked off school premises so early in the school day? Is having an innocent water fight really so disruptive to the running of a school?

We found out, through word-of-mouth, that someone filled water bombs with piss and/or ink and threw them around the school. Also, someone barged into the Year 10 (sophomore year? idk) assembly and fucked shit up.

It was all good though, we set up a massive slip n slide in a nearby park that afternoon.

EDIT: wording

peacepowder ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:52:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school only the asb was allowed to do a senior prank. They taped saran wrap to the outside walls of a couple buildings and "tagged" it. I wanted to throw old mattresses in the Olympic sized swimming pool.

Iamrichardwt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asb?

peacepowder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:13:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Associate student body. Like the "elected" officials of the class.

Iamrichardwt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, okay

DylRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's fucking stupid

peacepowder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I totally agree

GyroCheater ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:17:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a junior, the seniors found a way to remove the locks on every single one of our lockers and switched them all around. Every student had to write down the code on the back of the lock and have the administration look up their combination so they could continue using the lock. Took days to sort it out.

jared555 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:12:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When something similar happened at my school someone had managed to get a copy of the key that the school had to bypass the combination locks.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:32:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Between my freshman and senior year, they added a big iron statue of a horse because our mascot was a charger.

Someone stuck a sex toy on the head of the charger, and before it could be removed, most people saw it on their way into school that morning.

I was a big fan of dildicorn.

WeSmokeTheBlunts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol at my old hs they had a bear statue with its mouth open. Needless to say there were many a dildo glued/taped/epoxied to the mouth of the bear

Mumes_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:15:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planted 10 trees in the middle of our school football field.

SnackAllSmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have they grown?

TheHotterPotato ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:54:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to an Evangelical Christian school.

First thing we had to do was get the principal in on it. We asked him to call our homeroom teacher into his office during class for 5 or so minutes. Then my entire class went to the bathroom and changed into a second set of clothes we brought with us that day. Then we went back into our classroom, took off our shoes and socks, and draped all of our clothing over our desks and chairs and set our shoes down under the desks. Then we all went and hid in an empty classroom down the hall. All of us, except for one kid, fully dressed, whom we had sit down in the corner huddled up with his face buried in his knees and sobbing.

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, the good 'ol rapture-a-roo. Classic :)

AFTERWAKE ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:05:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I raised underwear on the flag pole in front of the chapel. No one took it down all day. This was the senior's last day of school, and we were all outside in front of the chapel signing yearbooks. Everyone's parents and grandparents were there, it was amazing.

Fred_the_Moose ยท 226 points ยท Posted at 00:38:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kids in my class rented a dump truck and dumped 5 tons of cow manure against the front doors and stuck a sign in it that said "The senior class has its shit together."

[deleted] ยท 324 points ยท Posted at 01:59:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 tons

Reeeealllly

dabosweeney ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 02:56:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The people making up stories really need to tone down the hyperbole. Five tons of shit, someone said they put five feet of water in their plaza, another said they covered their entire cafeteria in sand.

Does anyone have any idea how much money, time, and resources any of those would require?

diverdux ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:24:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sand, manure, dirt, etc are actually pretty cheap. And a lot more readily available than the average office working city person would realize.

Split the cost amongst a few to a dozen people or more & it's really not much $...

Fenrirsulfr22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having actually done something like this (we covered another platoon's barracks in sand), it's a lot of work. That's a lot of sand, and more effort than I think any seniors could ever commit to. 90% of the stories in this thread are urban legends that these people never even saw, let alone actually participated in.

steezefries ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:51:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think I could see the sand one maybe happening if you had a small cafeteria and someone whose dad owned a construction company or something where you get a lot of sand idk

2074red2074 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:56:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you live in Texas and everyone has a truck. Assume a small cafeteria and the whole thing would cost maybe $500.

czg1374 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of people in this thread seem to be overestimating the size of a pickup truck bed.

2074red2074 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:34 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you're assuming that the whole thing is done in one trip with one truck.

JamEngulfer221 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:07:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manure has a lot of water. It would only be a 2m by 2m cube, which is totally doable if you have a large enough truck.

jared555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The plaza might have actually been the easiest of the three you listed depending on the design of the plaza.

NSMODAP ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:11:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

40 lbs of manure at Home Depot is $1.47.

10,000 lbs is $250.00.

Quite feasible.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:26:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where do you even get that amount of poop?

otacon227 ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 02:41:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

From op's post.

my_name_is_worse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:49:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SAVAGE

NiobiumGoat ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:20:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CABBAGE

Kaiser_Cheesebubbles ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:53:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MY CABBAGES!

NiobiumGoat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:55:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what I was looking for ;)

Cyno01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Average commercial dump truck holds 12 cubic yards give or take. Manure has a density of 675lb per cubic yard. More like 4 tons.

nightwing2024 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like that was just a wild guess, because OP didn't know, but it's honestly not that hard to gather manure in a rural town. Our farm had a manure spreader that could easily haul two tons of manure.

Lunchbawks7187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 tons of cow shit isn't as massive or as expensive as you think it is. Not sure what the return policy is though.

Kekoa_ok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty tame for a dump truck tbh. Especially in dry manure. Wet is a whole different story.

Cruxion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, that doesn't seem like too much, especially if there are a lot of farms nearby.

RandoAtReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit's getting heavy around here.

MrCrossa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A load of shit almost as big as OP's post.

RamzFanz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:30:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When you got off the short bus, was it still there?

Gvxhnbxdjj2456 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a load of shit

ZentharTheMagician ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cow manure? That sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.

skmshaffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this school in Kansas perhaps? I've heard of a similar story at my school.

Fred_the_Moose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:25 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, Ohio.

czg1374 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha yeah i don't believe that at all

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:45:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blown up sex doll on the roof and after 2nd period every senior poured baby oil out in the hallways. They had to put us in home room the rest of the day while they attempted to clean it up.

DieSowjetZwiebel ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:50:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a giant Silly-String battle in the commons, but the year before mine had a much better one. All the seniors came in early and parked really badly on purpose. One person brought and RV and took up 10 spaces. It was so bad, that the administration came on over the intercom during first hour to tell them they had to go and fix their parking or they would get in trouble.

BigRedWun ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:15:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did a couple of things, there was a "red zone" as everyone called it where you weren't supposed to idle between classes due to high traffic etc and most of the seniors just stood in the zone blocking everyone from moving between first and second period class. At lunch we managed to start a decent food fight of pretty minimal proportions before janitors and other staff separated it. So much ketchup. Next day we gathered enough propane grills and had a barbecue in the schools parking lot. Janitors and principals enjoyed some dogs and burgs with us even after we goofed the day before. Highschool was the best.

FEDORAS_4_SALE ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:21:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but this school about an hour away had a really good one. They uprooted a dogwood tree and planted it perfectly with mulch and flowers in the middle of the school baseball field. In Virginia, dogwood trees are protected by law and cannot be removed so it took the school about a month in all to bypass regulations to get rid of it.

mimi1218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:57 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You must tell me where in Virginia this was.

FEDORAS_4_SALE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:15 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not exactly sure. I think somewhere between Richmond and DC for sure.

JonMW ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:32:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of shitheads tagged the school. Just spraypaint everywhere. Then of course they skipped the next day while the rest of us were being collectively chewed out by the teachers...

I didn't go to a great highschool.

Evalou0 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:36:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing sort of happened at our school, but they locked everyone up in the gym to yell at us. We, of course, walked out. There were hundreds of kids, a few teachers tried to stop it, some just held the doors for us.

Crackers1097 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:56:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple Seniors circled up in the central hallway and shouted "Fight! Fight! Fight!" while 4 Seniors played Hungry Hungry Hippos.

The-War-Boy ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I snapped the decal off my Math teacher's car and super glued a huge rubber dildo to it. More of a personal thing than anything I guess

FrontSightFocus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:48:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A little bitter, bro?

upmostytoasty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:14:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, that's straight up destruction of property. Sorry to say it, but you're kind of an asshole for that one.

SheZowRaisedByWolves ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:16:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The worst one in existence. My friend's senior class spray painted various things on the school, both in washable spray paint and permanent. They also TP'd the trees and glued a dildo on our horse statue (some kids say that it was actually rubber cemented). Some kids took things way too far and spray painted racial slurs on our black principal's parking spot and spread a picture of her head photoshopped on an aunt Jemima syrup bottle on social media. I'm pretty sure that the person who made the image was never caught, but anyone who shared the picture got in serious trouble. As for the more obviously more severe hate crime, our principal's parking spot had to be redone to cover up the profanity, locals news was called (don't hold your breath on this one, I think the school tried their hardest to not let this become a major incident as we were on the local news frequently), and the perps were never caught. Last time I was at my high school, "Seniors 2013 Fuck Freshmen", is still permanently sprayed on a pillar, but "fuck" is poorly covered up. This was at a rich kid public school too.

Switch367 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:26:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did this junior year, but eh. My algebra teacher was a cool dude, but he was the most boring speaker i had ever met. About a week before he transferred schools, I thought it would be funny to create a blackpeoplemeet.com account considering this guy was whiter than the 1936 german olympic team. I used his school email, an old picture I found of him when he was younger, and filled out a fake bio for him. Teacher man never said anything about it before he left and I'm not sure he ever noticed.

ChrisHasABomb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:09:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior in high school. For the past year everyone said we had to have a great senior prank because last year's senior prank fell through.

We are having a pillow fight on Thursday... For our senior prank... FML

goldroman22 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:32:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

all day?

laaanis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:39 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE

goldroman22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:09 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny?

laaanis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:25 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ultimate Showdown if I recall, just let me load up ebaumsworld to check..

MrPhaiworo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:08:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fooling my teachers that I passed enough to graduate

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:33:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I recently just graduated last year!

We had all the seniors put a post it note on the windshield of their cars. Whichever cars didn't have post it notes (be it Under classmen or teachers) had their back license plates taken off of their cars and used to write "2015" in the field in front of our school. The class before ours put 2014 rubber ducks into our school's pond.

ZeldasChampion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:40:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some seniors in the pottery class made a giant upright clay dildo (un-kilned) and stuck it in the glass trophy case in the foyer. I'll be damned if it wasn't the funniest thing watching our principle take it out and try to carry it to a trashcan while it wobbled threateningly in her hands. Not the most appropriate or mature joke, but our principle kind of deserved it.

MrSaltyBeard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:16:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled the 'senior pit' with plastic wrap, about 200 gallons of water and $150 worth of feeder goldfish. Security cameras were installed the next year.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did the fish survive?

MrSaltyBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Long enough for affect.

twdHero ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:51:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snuck into school and hung a sign that said "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, Enemies of the heir beware" outside the second floor girls bathroom. The sign was up on Halloween (same as the books) but was removed about halfway through the day.

thedankbank1021 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 01:44:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hijacked the intercom system. Brought light sabers into class with us. Started playing the star wars theme song over the intercom. Everyone ran out into the hallway and had a 300 person Jedi fight.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:48:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to do that! How did you hijack it?

thedankbank1021 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:06:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the tech guys snuk into the principals office, rerouted the cable to the private study room in the library, did it in there. Don't know how he did it. Dude is just good with that stuff. He designs circuit boards now. So its kinda his knack.

notacabaret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burleson?

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tx?

notacabaret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. Class of '09

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Duuuuuuuude, Mansfield '09...

notacabaret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Mansfield now!

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:09 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I!... never left...

ThickestHippo ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ayyy, my time to shine.

You know how during graduation each student goes up, shakes the principal's hand, and then takes a picture? Well we had the bright idea to give each student a single marble. As they're walking up to shake the principal's hand, they hide the marble in their palm, and then slip him the marble as they're pulling away to walk off the stage. Where was he going to put them? The gowns we wore had no pockets! We were able to get around 2/3 of the student body to participate in this, but unfortunately one of the teachers must have got word of it, because there was a massive bin behind the principal on the stage during graduation. It was still entertaining to see him scrambling to toss each marble quietly into the bin before turning around only to receive another marble.

Jetemple ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:14:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like you and /u/lolstebbo went to high school together.

lolstebbo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:21:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TOO LATE SUCKER I HAVE STOLEN YOUR GLORY, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

ThickestHippo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not mad, just disappointed. It was still better than the original plan of tailgating in the parking lot!

taylorbowl119 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:19:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We dressed up in onesies and took a nap in the main hallway that everybody had to go through to get to class

bear__attack ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:09:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class before us built a wall across what normally was an open hallway. Used some extra paint, so it matched perfectly. Took a long time for people to notice, actually.

Our class themed all the classrooms. One room got all the tiny cups half filled with water. The music room got alarm clocks set at random times throughout the day stuck in the ceiling. One room got everything wrapped in tin foil. Etc.

Shraker ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:12:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't really a prank but we had a BBQ in the parking lot on the last day.

Persius522 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 01:48:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex lax....I still feel bad about it.

I was a junior and decided it was a good idea to prank everyone during my lunch (we had two lunches). In between the lunches, Friends and myself went and got ex lax and poured the whole bottle into the ranch and ketchup.

The period after lunch I see one guy stand up and make a noise like he dropped something that he couldn't get back and scampered out of the room. He doesn't come back the rest of the period. I end up hearing about a girl who was running to the bathroom with shit running down her leg (skirt). Never got caught but oh did I feel bad about that shit.

LonleyViolist ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:37:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should, that can really cause internal damage.

My chemistry teacher sophomore year told us about her old chem teacher whose students poured phenolphthalein in his coffee as a prank. They knew it was a laxative, but they didn't know how powerful it was, he ended up hospitalized on the verge of death.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And everybody stood up and clapped.

Seriously. No one noticed weird tasting condiments?

Askahtim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:01:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened at my school too. I think they used crushed up laxative pills. The ketchup came in a giant bucket that I thought was gross so I didn't get afflicted. I think only 20-30 kids out of 300 actually had results.

DeliveredByOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Safety regulations and common sense say that the ketchup is loaded into those machines in a bag....

Persius522 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a container that had a removable lid.

DeliveredByOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So it didn't have a pump or anything?

Persius522 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ya it did, with a lid that opened.

DeliveredByOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yuck lol

Askahtim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a bucket and a ladle.

DeliveredByOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I stand completely corrected, I looked up some of these containers. That's actually terrifying, high schoolers are way too creative and angsty to allow them unfettered access to condiment vats.

Persius522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know right? It was like cherry flavor or something. They noticed after lunch.

IsNotAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pun intended?

guynamedDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KingSidie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:56:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Started a letter writing campaign in our sophomore year to our elected representatives to privatize our city's water system. Needless to say, it worked, but in the end didn't work out so well. Best of luck Flint High, class of '16!

attazach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This needs more upvotes than it has

KingSidie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:06 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had to start sophomore year because we figured it would take a couple years.

rollntoke ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:31:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When i was a sophomore some senior opened a ton of condoms and left them unrolled all over the school

leavy23 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:32:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't mine, but a school close to where I teach hired a mariachi band to follow the principal for an entire day.

Fenrirsulfr22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
laaanis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:30:46 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've seen it posted enough times in this thread to believe it did happen

Fenrirsulfr22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:42 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

posted enough times = popular urban myth. Everyone has a friend whose uncle did it just a couple years back, yet none of them have any proof, just an undocumented story and an affirming nod. Sure, it HAS happened on rare occasions, and like most of the things in this thread the original story spreads around. But it's not a good story if you say "some dude in Maryland let 4 pigs out in the school, but numbered them 1, 2, 3, and 5." For a good story, it has to be localized, so every retelling places the story much closer. That's 90% of the posts in this thread. At least in this case the user didn't claim that they did it, but it is still localized. Edit: There must be a lot of mariachi bands for hire across the country. And they have the time, availability, and even the will power to follow around a school administrator all day long. And the principal just lets them do it, disturbing the office and allowing unauthorized guests on school grounds all day long. What would likely happen in real life, if a mariachi band followed you to work? I'd be skeptical of a band ever even accepting the gig. Is it possible? Sure. Might it have happened before? Also possible. Do I believe that anyone in this thread that claims it happened with their school or one near them is telling the truth? Not at all.

big_benz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:00:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were going to fill up cups with water and cover the entire school. The night before we also decided to cover the whole school in yarn. So the first prank was a success, and everyone was excited for the second one, but the day of the event I was walking to government class when the Dean came up to me and told me to follow him to his office. I wasn't involved in the planning, so I wondered why he would call on me of all people. What I had forgotten in the moment was order to get in, we used a key I had swiped 2 years earlier from the janitor's closet. Turns out someone in the class felt so guilty about the entire thing (Catholic School's a bitch for these kinds of things) that they told the administration about how we'd gotten in. We sat down, and I was given two options, either I A: I deny my involvement and get immediately expelled and have the police called for trespassing, theft, and some other random charges or B: give him the key then and there and I could go back to class like it never happened. Sadly our plans for covering the school in solo cups never got to happen, but my parents don't know to this day how close I came to getting expelled for my love of pranks so I've gotta say I'm happy with the outcome.

juxtaposition21 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:11:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't have one, but my wife's class forked the football field with the next years's graduation year so the juniors all got in trouble.

Tall_Paul88 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:09:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We climbed the football announcement tower, played Schools Out over the stadium speakers, hung a banner and lit fireworks off the top of the tower and then ran like crazy.

LadyRuckus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:11:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors above me all bought cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at the same time -in the middle of the day when they were all gone for the senior trip at Six Flags. They also zip tied their lockers closed. I was in Biology when a cacophony of ringers and buzzers went off in the hallway. It was hilarious for the first 5 minutes.

melinahavelock ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:08:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have to post my Dad's pranks (high school and college): 1. Each senior brought an alarm clock to school, set to go off at the same time (during homeroom), and put it in their metal locker. Cacophony and chaos ensued. 2. Each senior went to the library during a pre-arranged period and checked out the maximum number of books allowed. Library was basically cleaned out. 3. At Duke, a bunch of classmates (I actually don't think they were seniors, might have been a freshman prank) filled an archway with ice blocks on one of the coldest nights of the year, sprayed them with water, everything froze solid. I believe it actually did some damage to the archway, I've never been able to get the full story on this one. Go Dad![edit: added a word]

SuarezBitMyFinger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:21:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We had a snow day in my city and most high schools were cancelled for the day, but mine wasn't. My friend from a rival school has a dad from Africa and accordingly has an excellent African accent. So we snuck him into my school for that day and pretended that he was an exchange student from Africa. My World History teacher is really gullible so he fell for it. He was teaching us about the "Putting out system", which is some history term apparently, in addition to the obvious other meaning. So we got my friend to ask "um sir what is the putting out?" in his best African accent. The whole class died laughing

baeryton ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:00:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of the senior classes before us would do destructive things like put fish and octopus on a hill the freshmen would have to walk up, glue all doors shut, spray paint shit on walls, and teepee campus so our class wanted to do something non destructive. Our new school principal was kind of a hardass so any word of any prank getting out was bound to be shut down. We got probably half of our class (500 of 1000) to get in on this new prank run by student council. When we showed up at the school at 2am to execute it, it was swarming with cop cars kicking everybody out of the parking lot until you were legally allowed on campus. Once 5am rolled along, we got a bunch of camping equipment and printouts of shrek and camped out in the quad until 1st period. We had a giant banner that said "stay out of my swamp" and people even wore shrek costumes. By the end of the day, there were still tents set up on the roof of the school and in the planters.

Epoch-42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:56:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our mascot is a Gopher. The Glen Burnie Gopher. One day, our friend C was leaving night school when he noticed a large duffel bag sitting in the lobby. I mean, this thing was huge. Big-enough-to-hide-a-body huge. So naturally C's curiosity got the better of him and he decided to see what was inside the bag. He discovered the Glen Burnie Gopher mascot suit. So C did what any of us would have done, he grabbed the bag and bolted. He left the bag with our friend S who lived near the school and was always willing to lend a helping hand. This was phase I.

Phase II was simple: We wait. It was pretty early in our senior year, so we had months to think of something while letting the heat die down after the costume was taken. From the beginning we decided that we wouldn't do anything to actually harm the suit, it cost a lot of money. We were going to return it, we just wanted to do so creatively. Six months pass before we decide on a plan. Once we were all agreed, that plan was set in motion.

Phase III: For this plan to work we needed to get to the smokestack of our school. Our school is really damn old; there are no staircases or hatches that lead to it. The only way for us to get there would be to climb. This is where S comes in again: She was taking a welding class at the local vocational school, so we got her to make us a very rudimentary grappling hook. Now, the welding teacher had a pretty strict policy about not allowing students to make weapons or tools, so S just flipped the thing upside down and told him it was an octopus. Let me make something clear: S was not a senior at the time. S was a goddamn sophomore, and she had not only hidden the duffel bag at her house without question, but here she was making us a goddamn grappling hook and lying about it so we could climb up the buildings to the smokestack. S is an American hero.

Phase IV: The grappling hook was now complete and secured with about 30ft of rope. We were ready. There were five of us: Four to climb to the first roof, two to climb to the smokestack on the second roof while the other two (one of whom was me) stayed on the first roof to hand up supplies, and one (S, who else?) to stay on ground level and act as a lookout. We all told our folks we were crashing at S's house, and S's mom was the kind of wonderful person who doesn't ask questions. We waited until about 2:00 in the morning to drive to the school. Back then the school was not lit up at night, so the entire campus was pitch black. We drove up with the headlights off, parked in a lot near the school, and hopped the fence. Being the geniuses that we are we had not tested the grappling hook, so it took us a couple of tries (and loud CLANGS every time we missed) to get the hook to catch on something. Once it did we gave a firm tug and, hoping for the best, began to scale the side of the school. We made it to the first level pretty easily. The hard part was hauling the stuff up; we tied the rope to the handle of the duffle bag (which contained a very heavy suit among other things) and hefted it up to the roof. The only perilous moment was when two of our team (T and C) ascended the second level to the smokestack. The iron rungs in the old brick were very wobbly, and one actually broke off as they were climbing. Luckily our two idiots were adept climbers and no one got hurt. It took them an hour to get everything into place. Once it was set, we scrambled back down the side of the building and hauled ass.

Phase V: The next morning at school, everyone was staring up at the smokestack. We strolled in, tired as hell but triumphant as we beheld our work: The Gopher suit was sitting on a wooden rope swing, wearing a floral dress and bonnet, with a large sign that proclaimed in giant letters:
"SEX DRUGS ROCK AND ROLL, SPEED WEED AND BIRTH CONTROL, SHAKE YOUR ASS, WEAR A THONG, PARTY HARD ALL NIGHT LONG, SEX IS AWESOME, LIFE IS GREAT, WE'RE THE CLASS OF 2008"

It took them four hours and a fire truck to bring everything down. The administrators were furious but the teachers thought it was brilliant. The principal threatened to charge the seniors each a $50 fee to pay for having to call the fire truck, but nobody bought it. C couldn't keep his damn mouth shut however, and soon EVERYONE knew it was us. Everyone except the principal and vice principal (ie the only people who wanted to punish us). No one would out us, none of the students, none of the teachers. On the day of our graduation,, as we were handed our diplomas, we each shook the hand of our principal, smiled, leaned in close and whispered "It was me."

tl;dr My friends and I returned some stolen property.

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't care if this is real or not, you're a hero, and S should get a congressional medal of honor!

thefrdeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds like something that probably didn't happen but it's an amazing story anyways

togaboy531 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:22:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Story time, we were planning to do a giant pillow fight. Mild but fun. However the vice principal, Mr. Stutz, said it would not be allowed. So we instead hung a banner from the top of the school saying "fuck stutz right in the pussy". They weren't very happy, but we were.

Edit: photo of the banner http://imgur.com/qpZ2h6i

scotty_ballz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:39:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put Super Glue in all the keyholes. They did not find it very funny. It made the news. We got in trouble.

Sucks this will be buried.

jaystink ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We climbed on the roof and hung a huge banner that said, "I lost the game."

addycb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:28:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

goddamnit man

agoia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:18:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You dick.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:39:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you!

Beefytaco97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:55:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you man. I've been good for two years. TWO YEARS!!!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

6 years for me man, 6 years.

JT_3K ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Twat.

NDoilworker ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:21:27 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Simple, yet effective...Stink bombs.

sirgog ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:12:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ah, the good old days before 911 when you could throw those onto the packed after-school train and watch the people scramble to get off before the doors shut

knexcar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, you had trains to take home? You weren't carpooled, or a bus rider (if poor)?

sirgog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trains are the main form of public transport in my city. Distance was too far to walk and driving wasn't an option with parents both working. I wasn't old enough to drive until a week before uni.

Short train trips are common here for school students

hermanhansel920 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 01:20:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put the principal's car on the roof. He had a convertible and the top was down. It started to rain and I had to call my Uncle Jesse to come hotwire it to get the top up.

Just kidding. That was DJ and Kimmy on Full House.

ass_in_chair_hours ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:40:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was fairly small so our class went to school in the middle of the night and removed every single chair from the classrooms. We ended up putting them in horse trailers and printing out photos of chairs and placing them on the floor. It took everyone to remove the chairs and then put them back during lunch. For half a day there were no chairs on campus and everyone was forced to sit on the floor or stand during class.

gunner_jensen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:52:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spray painted a handicap parking logo on eeeevery spot in the school lot.

eddmario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's...actually kinda lame

andrewrgross ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:32:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In 8th grade, I let the whole school out 15 minutes early on the last day of school.

I found a button that triggered the bells in a teachers break room while messing around on a Saturday when I was on stage crew. It was left over from before our school bought the building, and even the teachers thought it wasn't connected to anything. Turns out that you just had to push in the wire to complete a loose connection.

I kept quiet, and on the last day of middle school I asked to use the restroom 20 minutes before the end of the day. I figured 15 minutes was the earliest I could do it without someone realizing it was too early.

The best part was when I was walking out the front door for the last time. No one knew I'd done anything, but a girl named Erica remarked to the principal that her watch was fast. True story.

I swear that this is all true to the best of my recollection. It was at Community Day School in Pittsburgh (now just "CD", I think). If anyone here is a student, it was a black button under a desk in a breakroom on the corner of the second floor. Maybe third. This was 16 years ago, so who knows.

Jonathan_R_Gross ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:20 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was there, since andrewgross is my twin brother.

andrewrgross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:26 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks Jack. Clearly, the crowd was clamoring for details.

theebasedg0d ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:35:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior year was right around election time (2008-09 to be exact). So naturally there were those little election signs that people stuck in their yards, sides of roads, etc.

So one day I had a great idea, let's (some friends and i) go around at night grab up a bunch of signs and "sign" our other friend's houses.

The first couple of times around it was small fish, 20-30 signs max. Although we did get creative with two random houses by switching their respective signage; one had yes on prop 8 signs (anti gay marriage) and another had no on prop 8 signs along with their respective presidents of choice. To see the look on those people's faces would have been amazing.

Now for the grand finale. Over the course of a month we must have amassed close to two hundred signs covering all sorts of propositions, presidential candidates, senators?, you name it. My friends and I then proceeded to "sign" our school one cold and somewhat rainy night. We could only do the front part around the flag poles since the inside was gated, but oh was it glorious.

There was definitely a buzz the next day around school and rumors to who it could have been, but the administration was never able to pin it on anyone. Good times were had all around...

meppsman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:00:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't a prank done by my school, but the week before our big cross-town rivalry football game, our rival school came to our field and spelt out their schools name with grass killer. The thing is, they spelt it wrong. They never heard the end of it, for that year anyway.

CR4ZYD4VE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:39:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine replaced the ALL of the soap in the toilets with oil-based lube. You get the idea...

parovenus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:42:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My graduating class next year will be the last one for my school, since they're planning on making an another building. So, essentially our senior prank is demolishing the building.

TryingToStudent ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:08:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school's gym has a large door that leads to the outside, with a bar that can be placed so that there can be two doors, making it easier to open when you don't need the extra wiggle room..

We removed that bar, and 25 of us, including me, parked our cars in the gym.

JustALuckyShot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:31:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but my brothers. We have numbered parking spots, numbering 1-300some. Spray painted all of them 04, his grad year.

When they got to the original 04, the spray painted "...shit"

knox-villanattacks ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:58:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every single one of us put an alarm clock set to 10am in our lockers. Instead of taking the 400+ of us out of class to open and turn off our alarms (we would have just reset them for another time) they keyed into each one and collected them. It was great. Everyone, including the Assistant Principal and Dean who had to do all the work, was laughing and it was completely harmless.

thealibanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Several years before my class did the same thing, but unplanned circumstances caused it to go from a harmless prank to dogs being thrown out the school windows.

knox-villanattacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whhhhhaaaat? I need details.

thealibanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well most of the seniors were in on the prank, and everyone involved had gotten one of those old circular analog alarm clocks with the two bells on the top. They were all set to go off during the middle of a class sometime in the afternoon. On that same day, someone had found a bomb threat in the bathroom, and the school was evacuated. The police arrived shortly after, and since it was a really serious threat, the K-9 dogs were brought in too. While they were searching the senior hallway, all of the alarms went off. The next thing everyone saw outside was dogs being thrown out of classroom windows to save them. Luckily the school was only a one story building.

knox-villanattacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:36 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be what we call bad timing. Wow.

Bluecifer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:59:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all dressed up as ninjas and stormed the school. Turned out we looked more like ISIS. Jimmies were rustled that day.

HenryDavThoreauaway ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:01:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Throwaway for a good story. TL;DR I broadcast hardcore anal pornography to an entire school for ~12 minutes.

There's this program called channel 1, perhaps you've heard of it. If you haven't, it's a program that gives TVs to schools who don't have them in exchange for broadcasting their 15 minute newscast each morning.

We hated channel 1. We got universal remotes and changed channels until they removed the sensors in the TVs. We would have messed with the buttons, but the TVs were too high off the ground. We did unplug them though, so they bolted the cords into the outlets. All was peaceful for a time.

One day, I noticed that the principal was giving an AV nerd a VHS. Feigning amicability, I got to asking AV nerd what was on the tape. He tells me that channel 1 sends a newscast OVERNIGHT to the schools, and they broadcast them from the AV room.

Soon after, I was able to get into the AV room after AV nerd put in the tape in the morning. I locked the door, and barricaded the door with desks and filing cabinets. I proceeded to remove the channel 1 newscast, and instead broadcast hardcore anal pornography. It gets worse because no one can turn the TVs off or unplug them anymore.

I jumped out the window and was sick that day. Friends tell me it took them 12 minutes to kick the door down to the AV room, and the students were evacuated by a false fire drill.

skinnyfatty1987 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:47:40 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Researching past reddit posts on this topic and reading all 1000 of them to my class at graduation.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Stamora ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:18:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We accumulated the money together to buy a cow, then made it walk up the stairs to the second floor.

For those who don't know, cows can only walk up stairs, not down (the way their joints work). They had to get a crane to lower the cow back down.

Fenrirsulfr22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:11:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't true. It is a popular urban legend like half of the things in this thread. How much did you pay for the cow? How was it purchased? Where did you keep it, how did you care for it, and how did you transport it? If you were capable of that, then encouraging it to walk down the stairs should not have been a problem. Getting the crane in and out would be more difficult than getting a cow down the stairs.

OverlordXenu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I meanโ€ฆ I know for sure Chevy Chase did it at Bard in the 70s, in the Tewksbury dorm. He's a friend of mine's dad, he confirmed it. Professors who taught then confirmed it. I guess they could all be lying, but I'm inclined to think it actually happened. Especially because the Beastie Boys threw a flaming couch off of the roof of the same dorm.

Fenrirsulfr22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are we talking about Chevy Chase? No, we are talking about Stamora. With no proof, it's just a story. Oh, look! A cow walking down some stairs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrRx9zNkoQU It must be a miracle.

OverlordXenu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

do you want me to pm you with a picture of my facebook friends list or something?

jesus, you don't have to be an asshole.

Denominax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was this in Southern Ontario?

Peas_through_Chaos ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:47:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone attached bird wings and a unicorn horn to the elephant skeleton in the biology department. That did not go over too well.

LemonLimeSoFINE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:36:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slip n slide down senior hall. With soap and water. School never smelt so good.

MyUsernameWasUsed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We snuck down to the bus garage around 3 in the morning before school and loosened the valve stems on all the buses in the fleet. That managed to delay school a bit but not cancel classes as we had hoped. Seemed like a great idea at the time...

HomeBru_2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:39:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Climbed on the roof with 30 other people, ate a sit down breakfast and slingshot water balloons at people's cars as they parked. 'Twas pretty dop.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:51:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How the hell did you people manage to get this stuff set up without being caught?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:52:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He year before I graduated the seniors put oil all over this ramp in one of the main hallways.

Someone fell and got seriously injured.

Idiots.

Our "senior prank" was a bit more fun. During the grad ceremony a lot of schools will have people blow up beach balls and pass them around. We had a few of those. This one kid brought a blow-up doll. We had fun passing that around the graduating class, keeping it away from the teachers.

kopaczae ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:59:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This kid in our graduating class paid for a mariachi band to follow our principal around all day. The look on his face when it all started was priceless.

STL92 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:05:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We TP'd the entire school (except the senior hallway). My head principal was cool and let us into the school and bought us all pizza while we TP'd.

CatholicJew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We made our stadium seats spell "ASS" instead of "AHS" can post pics later if interested

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:22:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interested!

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interassted!

BeckoningTrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

interested.

Abcdq7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So this wasn't me but a friend of mine. His dad was a professional welder. So (I will call him James) James decided to bring his power welder to the school at around midnight. James welded all of the senior classes doors shut. The faculty couldn't get the doors open for weeks. So the seniors had outside classes for 2 weeks. Also the school had to replace every door that was welded. Because once they opened them the doors were destroyed.

Awric ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:15:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All these sound so cool.

My school was extremely stupid in a bad way. It wasn't even a prank, it was just straight up vandalism. Eggs thrown all over the windows, tampons and dog poop smeared all over the walls, swear words carved on the walls with knives, garbage cans dumped and stacked all over the roof, terrible. It really wasn't a good experience. My school was mostly tiny asians too.

boxbackknitties ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:26:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior class moved the entire dining hall outside. It was fully functional with a working salad bar. This was in Florida so the weather was nice and the entire school dined outside that day. Felt a little bad that the dining room staff had to put it all back at the end of the day. Many of the seniors offered to help but we weren't allowed to.

mrskipperoo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:33:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors wrapped our locker bays in saran wrap, another area with post-it notes, and the last one with tape.

75% of the seniors helped. It was ruined when a teacher decided to come in early to work, and call the janitorial crew to clean it up.

jakamadillo7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:33:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A large group of seniors, myself included, all silently stood up, walked out of class in the middle of third period, walked into the halls, and just took a nap on the floor until lunch. All of the staff and underclassmen just walked around us, kicking us every once in a while. It was great, our backpacks were full of pillows, blankets, and snacks.

Morgan-Explosion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:45:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 2000 crickets into the english wing late at night.

The next morning they were fucking EVERYWHERE. In the walls, rooms that had been walled shut, fucking everywhere.

You could hear crickets chirping for weeks, no matter what they did.

G_Koko ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:22:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an extremely strict Dean of Students, and he was prepared to come down hard on anyone who did any destructive pranks.

So collectively, every member of our class (about 350 of us) brought in several melons each. Did we have a single thing planned for them? No sir. Just 1,000 melons in the school. He spent the entire day freaking the hell out trying to shut down whatever grand melon conspiracy was afoot, confiscating melons wherever he went.

It was magnificent.

Fuck_love_inthebutt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:26:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had quite a lot. We were at a small Catholic high school, so we were able to coordinate about a dozen pranks on senior prank day.

Someone released a rooster and a chicken on campus. Someone (not organized!) put goldfish into the fountain. They died because of the chlorine. We jammed plastic forks into the different grassy areas, shaping them into the our class year. We hid a big bench that some teachers always sit on and replaced it with a tiny stool. We put rubber duckies all around the school (on staircase rails, inside teachers' desks, on roofs, in the fountain...). We put alarm clocks in the ceilings of the classrooms, and they all went off at different times.
We tossed a bunch of balloons with our year written on them into the hallways. We blocked the hallways after last period by making human chains across the halls. We blocked the teacher/student parking lot with our cars, and played 102.7 kiisfm on all the car radios.

There were a couple more, but I can't remember exactly what they were.

Urytion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:07:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a mattress in the pool. It soaks up heaps of water and it takes a crane to get it out.

b1rendan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:14:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but the class before me. So there is a time capsule at our school. Basically, they take a bunch of important documents, pictures and letters that are sealed in a capsule and then they bury it a tell someone to dig it up in 20 years or so. Well, I go to a Catholic school so there are plenty of religious items in this time capsule. The senior class before me took everything out, replaced the contents with pornos and a bag of shit, then returned it to it's original spot where it will be waiting for the next 15 years.

Saxybandgeek18 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:16:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably going to be buried, but back in the 70's, the principal had a really small car , I don't remember the exact car but it was small. Some Varsity football seniors got together and WALKED THE CAR UP THE STAIRS and put it in the roof of the school! He was obviously pissed.

Last year a pig was set loose.

AckorAtrynar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:15:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a lot of random pillars around our school so naturally we glad wrapped all of them so nobody could move around. It's surprising how hard it is to get through 6 layers of glad wrap.

DianitesWombat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:21:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a lake by the school. A lake with many ducks. A few zquil soaked bread crumbles later and we had gotten the ducks asleep. Fast forward to the next day and the school had a bunch of ducks running and flying around

TexasFight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:07:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DONG DAY! we made a huge paper mache penis, like 8ft long, and hid it on the roof of the school, then the next day we dropped it through the skylight. It feel 3 floors and smashed right in the middle of the commons area. This was back in 2003 though.

Edit: Everyone knew it was coming so nobody was in the middle of the commons area, we were all gathered around in a circle waiting for it to cum down

Gramos9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That pun was glorious

TexasFight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I couldn't pass it up

that_random_Italian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:52:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ugh, late to this party. A few guy got a junker car and sawed it in half. Then put it around the main flag poll. Then welded the card back making it look like the flag was coming out of the car. Music was blasting from it. They got in some serious trouble

Elessar535 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:32:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During lunch a few friends of mine and myself went out into the parking lot, found the principal's car. We then removed all the wheels (leaving it on blocks) and his the wheels in different places throughout the school. We also wrapped the entire car in plastic wrap, which proceeded to melt on in the 90 degree heat that day.

rakino ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:49:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damaged private property? Not a prank, just teenagers who haven't fully developed empathy yet.

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What damage? does saran wrap take off clear coat? I thought that was only mayo, ketchup, and bologna...

TheDutchCanadian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:54:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just a prank bro

rakino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT BRO

CREAMSTORM ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:55:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't my classes senior prank, but it was the senior prank when I was a freshman that went down in school history. At my school we had a very strict and typical librarian, her hush could silence the entire library or just shouting QUIET!!. Anyways, the seniors decided to get a blow up doll, tie a few balloons on it and it was basically floating at the top of the library ceiling. Keep in mind that our ceiling was about 30 feet. Once she saw the blow up doll she managed to bring it down by using a broom or something and then stabbed it with scissors.

Noo2Dle ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:23:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

remindme! 5 months

Yodi007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:27 on July 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

1 month left!

maxstolfe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:05:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leaving and never talking to any of them again.

Stealthman13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got em

lulubarney ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:20:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We kindapped the mascot (a HS sophmore) of a rival school's football team and handcuffed him to our sign.

10 minutes later an out of control drunk driver smashes in to the sign killing him.

That escalated quickly.

fourtonlesbiancanary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:32:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

jesus

Xanoma ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:43:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hah, ours was a classic. So we got some pigs and labeled one as "One" and another as "Three" and let them loose in the school and then beheaded and mutilated another one's corpse and cast its entrails about the cafeteria! They kept looking for the one labeled "Two" but it took them hours to realize that it was the one we decapitated in the cafeteria!

TukisOfFire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:54:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

finally something original!

Deminla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:14:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but the year before me, went to the dollar store and bought like 700 plastic forks and stuck them all in the front lawn, and bubble wrapped the principals office. Principal was a real sport about it, when he retired, the guy who took over was a tool who took his job to seriously, and said he would cancel sr prom if there was a prank

WordStained ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:29:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So... unless there was absolutely no school for seniors between prom and graduation, do it AFTER prom.

Deminla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats what they were going to do, I think. Then he threatened to cancel grad

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:40:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Icy hot on the toilet seats

_sokol_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still a Junior but would really like to try a great prank for my senior year. So about 2-3 years ago a couple of seniors grabbed a bunch of geese that chill by our school and labeled them with weird names. Then proceeded to let them loose in the school. They began defecating everywhere and it was hilarious to see the teachers try to catch and release the geese. Negatives were the kids got suspended and arrested for animal cruelty.

Ferfrendongles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One half of a pallet of mashed potato flakes, one football field, one dick.

itstherukkus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not graduating

Hahahahaha..ha..hahah..ha

Ha

:(

fighterpippin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have seen a few comments that look a like, they make me wonder if theory are from people from the same schools?

Touchmethere9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put all of our schools weight room equipment up on Craigslist. Had dozens of people lined up in trucks early the next morning some of them having drove 2 or 3 hours.

CCpersonguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my prank but the seniors a few years before me. Our high school originally had two wings, with hallways to cross between them on the second and first floors, but not the third. At some point they built an additional hallway on the third floor.

The seniors decided to get as many people as possible on this "crossover" at once, to block people from getting to classes. They ended up having too much weight, and damaged the structure to the point that they closed that hallway for a year until it got repaired.

Just about anyone who's tried a senior prank since then has gotten suspended/expelled, so we don't really do senior pranks anymore.

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds like the school's fault for picking the cheapest contractor to do the job...

nofx3128 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:08:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Friends and I spend all night before the last day of school chaining up every door of our high school and pouring cement at the bottom to keep them from opening. We thought it would delay school for a couple hours at the least... When we showed up the next morning it was all cleared before any students showed up. The biggest letdown, and such a waste of money. But at the end of the day my friends and I had a great time setting it all up.

PaleFlyer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduated, no prank.

iambob482 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:11:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

boring

TiePoh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh, some kids got an old bus from the impound lot for like 2,000$ and put it on cinder blocks in front of the school parking lot....

Some other kids stole some of the letters from our schools giant sign on the gym. Yeah, we uh, didn't get our Senior night or prom.

TheWildLugia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:27:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a school my mom worked at, a couple of seniors went down the freshman hallway and put black spray paint on the locker dials during the middle of the night.

imacanofcoke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Of a class about 400, about 25% of the class dressed up in short cut jeans and plaid button ups and drove to school on tractors/ riding lawnmowers.

Traffic was so backed up that most students got to class an hour late. The school had to excuse every late student that day.

a_man_with_a_flan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:43:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We spray painted a dildo gold and put it in the trophy case.

kingr8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Simple but elegant, and no permanent damage. Nice.

koalabeard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:53:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party but I'll go...

My whole senior class got to school at about 5am shirtless, wearing capes, and wielding plastic swords (or golf clubs and other pretend swords). I went to a private, all-boys school, but that day, we were an army. We all looked like a combination of King Leonidas and King Bob.

It was pouring down rain, but that only made the prank better. We cooked breakfast on foreman grills and drank in the parking lot while waiting for students and teachers to show up. When parents started coming to drop off their kids (private school, no buses), we blocked the street that led to the front entrance. When a car came, we shook our swords and screamed "THIS IS SPARTA" and "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and "AHHHHH". Kids had to get out of their cars and walk all the way to the back entrance of the school (about 1/4 mile) in the soaking rain.

Every once in awhile, we would let a puny freshman through our blockade. We would let him get about halfway up the street to the front entrance, and then yell "GET HIM!" About eighty of us would sprint toward the kid, pick him up, carry him back to the beginning of the road, and make him walk around. This all lasted for about 2 hours, and every kid in school was soaking wet by then end.

The best part was when a mom called the principle's office to complain, "My baby had to walk all the way around the school this morning and got all wet." She didn't know that the administration had approved this prank ahead of time, and the principle, president, vice principle, and administrators were all outside with umbrellas laughing all morning. The administrator who answered the phone just said, "Honey, I was out there with em, it was hilarious!"

Blurry proof

pockets817 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:00:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Another school set our football field on fire. I guess that's a prank.

whynotanything ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:14:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I were told that any prank made = we don't get to walk at Graduation.

But fuck it, we purchased giant bike lock chains and at 4am locked the gates. So when everyone came to school that morning no one would be able to park in the parking lot. We thought we were the coolest

Pickle_balls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:38:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our School is fairly small (class 2009 was 9 students) in the outskirts of Bogota, Colombia meaning that we had out own small self sustaining farm. Me and my classmates decided to kidnap a cow and leave her in the classroom at the end of the day. After that word on the street was that the animal had a small freakout and poop everywhere.

AwkwardTelegram ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:47:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our prank was organized by a handful of guys, but it was amazing. A few weeks before graduation, everybody parked their cars horizontaly to the their parking spaces, kind of lame, but harmless. However this was not the real prank... only a red herring to lull the school into a false sense of security.

The real prank took place graduation day.

The school trasported the whole senor class on buses to the venue. In the time that we were waiting to go, a group of guys were passing out one marble each. They told us "When you go to shake the principals hand, discreetly give him the marble. And make sure he keeps it!"

The buses pick us up, drives us to the venue, meanwhile I'm rolling the marble between my fingers. Ceremony continues as normal mostly boring with a few fun parts. But the best part was when they called us up one by one. As the first student shakes hands with the principle, he becomes very confused as marble is placed inside his hand and the first student walks away.

One by one each student places a marble in his hands; it gets to the point where he had to stuff them in his sleeves. But great marble apocalypse of 2014 was just getting started, because we had a class of 347. It was so bad he started giving them to the other teachers next to him to hold so he can shake the other students hands. By the time he was done he had two large sleeve fulls of marbles, plus the other sleeve fulls the other teachers were holding. Thankfully he laughed it off and everybody had a good time. All and all, best prank ever.

Weavingtailor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:48:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got thousands of little rubber bouncy balls and dropped them into the courtyard simultaneously. It was magnificent. Then at graduation we each palmed a marble when we shook the principal's hand so he ended up with every one of his pockets overflowing with marbles by the end of the ceremony. Apparently he still has them in a big jar on his desk.

mimi1218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:53 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Random Happy Birthday Note

Weavingtailor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:34 on June 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thank you, random happy birthday wisher!

ColonelAdama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:04:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was trash. Huge letdown. Bunch of kids tried to TP and vandalize the school at night ( haha! So funny and creative!) And word got out and the cops were tipped off. Wish we had actually planned something unique and fun.

It'd be more fun to mention the seniors the year before all rode razor scooters to school. I was driving and noticed a pack of 50 scooters in my rearview mirror. It was hilarious.

shocked_caribou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean it had good intentions. Only flaw was them getting caught. It would have been kinda funny to come to school the next day with the entire building covered in toilet paper.

hazmic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:09:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year but once when I was in a lower grade, the seniors managed to catch a shark and put it in the school pool.

Another time a different year put an electric eel in the fish tank we had in the library.

jukeboxofficial ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:13:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought 5800 bouncy balls with money funded from the seniors and released them after 2nd period.

GeminiJedi93 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:18:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I "filled" our school pool with jello (we only got it halfway) using a metal trash can and a propane stove. I wouldn't recommend it, it was expensive (about $300) and netted us a lot of trouble. We had to clean it out.

Thedutchjelle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:36:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back in my old highschool, the roster updates (sick teachers, classes moved to different classrooms etc) were printed by the janitor and put on those cork boards that were across the school. They were also posted online in a Word format.
So for our prank I downloaded the Word file, and then did some creative shuffling with the classes. Like putting 3 classes in the same classroom, and canceling a wide variety of classes. Printed it out and my friends and I quickly put them up in that little time when the school is open but classes aren't started yet. Then we wandered around the school to witness the chaos. 60 children trying to get in one classroom for example, or the reception being confused by children claiming their teacher is sick.

Ravp- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:00:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is of my mates experience. So when he was in year 12 (senior year for you Americans), he and his mates decided to cook some food for the students at the swimming carnival. He thought it was a funny asf to make some food but with a little catch. Laxatives inside them. The night before the swimming carnival, they bough $200 of food and $100 worth of laxatives. So his squad was around 20 boys, so they all split up into 4 houses. 1 with the cookies, 1 with the noodles, 1 with the rice, and 1 with the pasta/spaghetti. So on the day, they full start distributing the food. Immediately the toilets are packed. The lines were full and everything. It was so crazy that one of the Year 7's (junior) fell into the pool and shat himself. It was funny because he couldn't swim so they had to close of the pool. Always cracks me up.

EmperorLuxord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:45:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't get one. Seniors the year before us got it put on lockdown for vandalism.

peppo971 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:07:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have a senior prank... The school stopped any planning and paid for us to have a field trip to a nearby amusement park. Worth

-_colton_- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:07:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I climbed on the roof of our school in the middle of the night and went to the center court yard. We covered the trees in beads, underwear, bras, streamers, and shoes with the laces tied together. To this day there are still pairs of underwear, beads, and shoes hanging in the court yard at my high school.

snusnusparklebutt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:32:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple kids from 4H released 3 pigs in the school and painted the numbers 1,2, and 4 on them. Work smart, not hard

thebattleswefight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:20:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We kidnapped around 70% of the students in our school and herded them into the gym. Literally two or three of us walked into nearly ever class just before lunch and just asked the kids to come and follow us out. They were all really excited and walked out with us and most of the teachers just looked dumbfounded. When we got to the gym we gave them all sweets to keep them happy, attached a large ransom note with our demands on the door, locked ourselves in and just waited. The teachers came all at one with our headmistress and we negotiated with signs through the door. We ended up getting lots of free food, cake and drinks vouchers for the pub nearby. :)

Viperboy_74 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:37:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I put glue on all the dentures.

Oh wait, wrong senior prank?

Petorian343 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:22:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A good chunk of us all slipped pennies into the superintendent's hand at graduation. By the end of it his pockets were heavy and he seemed really amused in a bewildered sort of way.

Treemongreen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:35:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super glued the locks on all the doors and broke toothpicks in the locks so when they tried to unlock them the toothpicks would splinter and make it impossible to unlock the door. Got school closed that day so I'd say it was successful.

libgeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:54:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my engineering program, our senior project involved the whole class. We had to design a cooling system for a pretty large power supply. It was an interesting project because the system had cycles of super high and relatively low output so the materials had to be able to handle significant temperature changes. System integrity was a huge concern and the head of the program was always harping on making sure the whole thing was self-contained and no foreign matter could enter at any point. He was also an arrogant jerk and I wanted to choke him more than once.

We did a great job (IMHO) but our prank was including a small thermal port right below the main port that leads directly to the reactor system, kind of as a "screw you" to the project chief, Admiral Motti. It was not much smaller than a womp rat. I always wonder if anyone noticed that we left it wide open, and if they did, if Motti got in trouble for it.

Suwannee_Gator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was the prank before Christmas. http://imgur.com/Fc1yuzz http://imgur.com/0ViShi1 And the end of the year. http://imgur.com/iHnzSvn http://imgur.com/GoYWc3V They were both huge parties in the middle of the school. I only got pictures of the after math sadly.

StoneyTheSloth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:28:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropped out in junior year or what I call 9th Grade: The Trilogy. Worst kind of prank too, only got myself with it.

TheIrreleventName ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:56:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior pranks were forbidden at my high school. Fortunately I know the reason why. A few years ago some seniors decided to buy about 30 chickens. They spray painted them green the night before and released them into the most crowded hall in the school on the last day before summer break. I was unaware of this but apparently spray paint makes chickens go crazy and kills them fairly quickly. So needless to say there were 30 half dead, but very energetic chickens running around a hall of over 300 freshmen and sophomores, some of whom are rather violent. It was a madhouse. Green feathers were flying everywhere, chicken blood sprayed on the walls as excited teenagers kicked, ripped, and broke apart the poor things, and all you could hear were screams and squawks. The principal quickly sent security guards to break the serving chickens necks in order to dispose of them. I wish I could have stuck around to see more of the aftermath but they moved us out of there as quickly as possible. So yeah there were no pranks allowed when my senior year came :(

Noob_psybot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

duuuuuude wtttttfff

BrutalWarPig ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a senior in college, I am still planning my high school prank. ...and uh.....yeah not sure where I am going with this.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planning the attack eh?

muricaburgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REad somewhere they listed the school on craigslist haha

bowmaster17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do what we are doing. Beer pong balls are about $6 for a 144 pack on amazon, 40 of those is about $250. We are flooding the school with around 6k ping pong balls on the top floor so they all bounce to the lower floors, plus the elevator gets a healthy dose of balls.

PM_ME_IMSAD ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but kids in my graduating year dumped thousands and I mean thousands of small bouncy balls down the 2 separate main flights of stairs during the 5 min in between periods.

steezefries ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:06:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bet it was like 63 bouncy balls.

Ground15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well, you can get 500 for under 40 bucks on amazon, so I wouldn't be surprised by a few thousand.

Tramd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:04 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pfft amazon

What you want to do is buy direct from the factory using alibaba or another bulk purchase site in china. Real easy. Then you just collect $10 from everyone interested and BAM, you've got 10,000+ bouncy balls to drop from the second floor of the cafeteria during lunch hour.

Complete bouncy ball war to follow.

TerrorYoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:12 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ping pong balls are cheaper. You can get 10.000 ping pong balls for $200. At my school, we have 3 senior classes. With everyone chipping in $10, we could get 40.000+ ping pong balls. Imagine the chaos.

draconiclyyours ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:27:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was in '94, so a school official (in any capacity) being gay and out was not only unheard of, but capable of causing riots.

Note: I made it a point to not include and/or alter all identifying features. Please don't ask if this was <x> high school, because I ain't sayin'.

The vice principal for my class, Ms. S., was really butch. I mean, she tried to be fem for the sake of the job, but this woman was built for truck driving.

We, being the brilliantly insensitive pricks that we were, took up a collection and hired a stripper to go to town on Ms S.s' car the moment the battleaxe left the building.

Surprisingly (to us anyway) Ms S. stood and patiently watched the whole performance. When the stripper was done, we watched, open-mouthed, as Ms S. handed the stripper a business card, calmly got in her car, and drove away.

Prank was on us, actually. Ten years later, they got hitched the day after Massachusetts legalized gay marriage. Ms S. is Mrs S-T now, and they've got two kids together.

Some prank, eh?

(The above story is bullshit, by the way. I'm just fucking bored.)

IrishWeegee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:56:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some jocks that normally would tease or poke fun at me paid me $50 to teach them what would kill grass after a few days. Told them bleach works almost overnight but watering down would delay it a few days. Month goes by and on a strip of grass that's sloped down towards the parking lots, three great big penises pointing at the staff side of the lot. Threats of suspension were issued but none of them squealed and I got paid so I didn't say anything either.

sirgog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:03:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uni prank. I wasn't involved.

Monash University in Melbourne is on a major suburban road, and has a 'bus loop' - busses coming along the main road turn into the campus, do a small loop, then rejoin the road.

A few hi-vis vests, some traffic cones and some stolen detour signs, and the entire morning peak hour traffic is diverted through the bus loop. It's not a freeway but it's a busy road, maybe a thousand cars per hour.

Farstone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:02:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the game, but here we go:

I am almost a seasoned citizen. When I was in high school, one of the classes offered was "shop". Wood working, metal working and auto repair was taught in shop.

Our teacher was a respected and liked chap. Easy going, calm and very much a prankster. He also drove a Volkswagon Beetle. It became the source of our senior prank.

The beetle was very mobile. It quite often moved while he was in class. Across the parking lot, onto a low wall, between two trees. You get the idea. Our teacher would laugh and comment that he had see it all before. This inspired us.

One Friday his beloved Beetle disappeared. Gone, no clue, police called in and our little town searched. No hide, no hair of the poor beastie.

The weekend passed and on Monday, bright and early, he opened the shop to get ready for class. There in the middle of the classroom sat his Beetle.

Over the weekend we disassembled, then reassembled the vehicle. And, much to our delight, it ran smoothly.

Our teacher took pictures and passed them to our local paper. Quite pleased he was, as it was the first time he'd ever had his Beetle in the class room.

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:58:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He was probably more proud of the fact that he taught you guys a thing and it stuck so well in your minds that you were able to pull it off flawlessly. You might have also fixed some loose connections while you were at it lol.

PJenningsofSussex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:20:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girls school. The boys school down the road traditionally does an undie run on anarchy day. It was lame only a few boys ran. Nor did anybody particularly good looking show up. So the entire senior year got in their cars convened at the supermarket next to the boys school and ran a big loop back. Yelling half topless horde of awesome. It felt very epic at the time.

pinkiepieisademigod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earlier in the year, our school had banned Gatorade because students kept leaving the caps on the floor. So for our senior prank we flooded the stairwells with Gatorade caps.

rightpooper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Realizing now that my grad class will never do any of these this year..

JT_3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The fork one seems harmless and fun, plus minimal effort. You just need a couple of catering packs of forks and a few hours. Can't imagine anyone failing to find that funny enough to come after the grads.

iDubios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thousands of crickets were released at the last day of school in the main commons.

DoctorFoxMD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a dead fish in a book in the library and put the book back on the shelf. Over the course of the last week, the fish just rotted and decomposed and stunk up the entire library

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was so lame, I don't even remember it, though it was a long time ago. I do remember the man trying to crack down on senior skip day though. Some teachers even offered extra credit, in a couple classes I was the only person to skip.

I vaguely remember my shit-eating grin when everyone looked at me the next day like I was a fool for skipping on some free extra credit.

IAmRedeemed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some seniors in my class stole a car from auto shop, put it in the middle of the quad took the tires off and spray painted Seniors 2k14 on it and some idiot misspelled Seniors...

Binxy404 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have balconies over looking the cafeteria from the 2nd floor, had two giant 50 gallon trash cans full of bouncy balls and poured them into the cafeteria from the balcony. It was glorious. So many balls.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The fact that I actually graduated.

DerProfessor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I shit you not: staged a plane crash.

(!!)

The seniors pooled their money and bought the fuselage & wings of a single-engine plane from a scrap yard. (!)

In the dead of night, they hauled it to the front lawn and staged a fake crash. (they must've rented a flatbed--no way that plane fit in a pickup truck.)

They dug up just a bit of grass--not too much to be mean to the groundskeeper, but just enough to trick your brain into thinking it might've actually skidded into a crash landing.

Best touch: they painted it with "Columbia" registration, had a fake pilot's license (in Spanish), and had plastic-wrapped bricks of white powder scattered about. Like an "unregistered night flight", know what I mean??!

One of the local news stations showed up and actually started filming and reporting it as an actual plane crash, that's how real it looked. (also, it didn't dawn on anyone that someone would go to the trouble to fake something like that...so it must be 'real')

Pretty impressive.

The year before, the previous class' idiot-seniors broke into the school at night, pulled all of the books out of the school library, and threw them all over the halls. It took the librarian months and months to get them all re-sorted. The library--my favorite hangout--was closed for half a year. grrrr.

suenrg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:12:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really doubt that this plane prank actually happened

SpewGutzClothing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure if we did, I wasn't included in the Facebook group where basically everyone else in our class was and where all the planning was happening. I know that they did have this game somewhat similar to Assassin's Creed online where you had a target and someone had you as a target and you had to soak them with a water gun. There was like a $5 buy in and all the money went to whoever won. It was a few hundred dollars.

DrMasters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We would have gotten expelled/couldn't walk if we did a prank

inflames797 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ohio here, we let loose some chickens in the hallways and got all the seniors to sprint everywhere they needed to go that day

aightlr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One year the seniors brought tons of sand and dumped it into the parking lot and set up a beach ball net, beach chairs, ect. Some people even wore bathing suits. This was in the middle of winter in the northeast.

drocha94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That I even made it through high school. There's no way those people should have passed me. I didn't do shit my senior year...

I'm better now though.

mitch_oconner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Throwing popcorn in the microwave while the cafeteria was packed during lunch. Set it for about 20 mins....The place ended up smelling like shit the rest of the day.

danceeforusmonkeyboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like we were lame. All the graduating seniors handed the principal a marble when he handed us our diplomas.

BraveSquirrel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some guy doxxed the entire teaching staff. They left stacks of printouts in the hallways with all of their addresses and phone numbers.

IBangedYourMom69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

covered the school in post-it notes. Put them in the weirdest places and apparently 5 years later they're still finding them, we also set up tents in the school and skipped class and played games and music in this big tent circle

calliegrey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skipping class the majority of the year. I have to admit, I'm the only one that thought it was that funny, and tbh it kinda backfired in the long run....

NotLeodore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Created a fake "butt inspection" letter. School got major complaints from families and the board of trustees got involved, hit national papers.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11538899&ref=NZH_FBpage

psalmoflament ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We pretended we were going to graduate; everyone was really disappointed in us, it was great.

Notbillsanders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was to graduate on time. I always had the worst grades. All my "friends" called me stupid for it. But whatever. I caught up on my missing credits by actually doing my work for once and studying for tests (wasn't hard at all). Needless to say I defied all expectations, even my counsellors, and graduated on time with everyone else.

I coasted through high school and got the same benefit as everyone else. And say what you want about having the opportunity to use my good grades to get into a good college. Because seven years later I just now decided what I want for myself. Community college has been a waste for me so far, college would have been no different just more expensive. Ha!

UltimateAnswer42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

late to the party, but my college roommate's senior prank still takes the cake. tiny school in middle of nowhere. They stole about 100 chickens from the neighboring chicken farm and let them loose in the school about 3 hours before people showed up.

Alienmonkeypoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My entire senior year was a prank. On me.

Sherpsmurps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:14:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We made a campground in our lobby in honour of our grad sleepout. It was awkward af

smudgyblurs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:26:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dropped out.

It was an alright prank.

Swallocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:24:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was in school in Egypt where there are basically no rules, so the senior prank a few years before mine was that they brought a full grown cow up to the admin offices, which was on the top floor of a 3 story build. Now cows can't go back down stairs so they had to slaughter it in the admin office, they weren't to happy about that one.

brbimonfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our graduating class decided it would be a good idea to park the teachers cars in. Fun times indeed.

AJockeysBallsack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Note: I live in South Louisiana, and by May, temperatures ate already in the 90's and the air is just shy of being water.

Now,
Not my class, as people were rewarded for snitching by my time. But back around the time my mom graduated in the late 70's, during the night after the last day, a bunch of students broke in. They had hunted a bunch of squirrels and kept the carcasses outside for two days in plastic bags so they would rot, but not fall apart. When they broke in, they put them everywhere, especially behind large cabinets and stuffed into the vents of the AC wall units. But the most hated teacher got a special surprise. They used fishing line to strap squirrels to the topside of the blades of the ceiling fan in her classroom.

Here's the thing: school ended on a Friday. So the already-rotten carcasses had an entire weekend to stew in the heat and humidity. When the teachers returned for their year-end workshops or whatever, it was a nightmare. They didn't know exactly what the smell was until Miss Evilteacher turned on her ceiling fan and flung rotten squirrel around the room.

It took all summer, lots of bleach and paint, and lots of replaced furniture to get rid of the smell.

Man_Flu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:19:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put letters in all the registers about some free stuff in the library. Over 1000 students all visited the library within the first hour. (No one liked the librarians)

Covered an entire wall (inside) with gummy bears. They stick pretty damn good after they get wet.

Set some smoke grenades off on a rooftop.

People drunk by 10am. School had only been open for 1 hour.

Parked a Clio inside a building.

You know how toilet paper gets thrown over trees? Yeah? Well that happened on the inside of a building.

Went into every room (before school opened) and hid every clock. (there were like 60 clocks).

Golgol13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of friends and myself purchased three chickens. Numbered them 1, 2, and 4. Then released them throughout the school. Everyone thought it hilarious, people would stop class to look outside in the hall at the chicken. The best is they still never found the 3rd chicken yet, it drove the principal crazy trying to find it.

jaykaysian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:33:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school in 2004 stuck plastic forks all over the campus

https://youtu.be/6-TF2lVWzBs

TigerlillyGastro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:34:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not showing up for the last 2 years of school. HA. They never saw that one coming.

sculptureofman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:36:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We 'acquired' 3 sheep from a nearby farm , and set them loose on the school, but not before spray-painting a '1', '2' and '4' on them.

Head teacher lost his shit demanding to know where number 3 was and wouldn't believe there wasn't one

iGiveZeroFuckss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:56:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bunch of lies captan! Dead ahead!

sledge07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Set about fifty acquired chickens loose in the school and padlocked the doors shut on graduation day. Allllmost didn't get to walk

Badman24120 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class sold our school on Ebay. Weirdly enough a sex offender in Texas bought it.

its_just_tj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class' was lame. A group of students brought a bunch of bouncy balls and dropped em from the second floor of the rotunda. Pretty sure they planned for hundreds of balls to be dropped but only a few people followed through.

The seniors before us released animals with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6 painted on them. School was put on lock down while staff looked for number 5.

thesovietsupreme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately I left school before it was my turn to take part in the senior prank but I still have a story to tell. On my very first day of high school on what I think Americans call freshman year my friend (who was really quite short) got grabbed by the seniors and they wrapped him to a tree with duct tape. He ended up being stuck there, a good meter off of the ground, for about two hours until one of the teachers realized and got him down. His missed his first-day introductions, homeroom and first class.

bigtimejohnny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

Kezika ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't able to do one, they kept too close of an eye on us in the psych ward.

badjuju91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I superglued quarters to the floor then sat back and watched.

OneDownFourToGo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to an English private school, so naturally we had a cricket crease, so we planted seeds in the shape of a cock in the middle of the crease which the headmasters office overlooked (as well as the staff room). I think it was cress, or something else, its like a dark colour but it doesnt grow as long as grass, so from ground level you cant see anything except patches of different colour 'grass' but from a 2nd story window you can see the art.

It also doesnt grow as high as grass so you cant just mow the lawn, have to dig the grass up to get rid of it, or just let it run its course and die. It was my dad's idea.

Then we moved all the benches from the outside onto the top of the church, and a couple of other minor things that I either didnt take part in or cant really remember the specifics.

I think we might have swapped all the signs around the grounds aswell. Which was good because it was nearing 'open day' where new parents come to look round, so the library sign pointed towards the swimming pool etc.

TheButt69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school is in a coastal new England town full of fishermen, so 2 years ago a few kids from the senior class spread fish bait (goopy, rotten chum) through all the hallways. It ruined all the carpets and caused a few thousand dollars of damage. Even worse, the kids broke in on a weekend to do it, so when police found out who did it, they were charged with breaking and entering as well as having to pay for the repairs. Karma's a bitch.

TacticlePenGuinn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We built a wall that blocked off the senior hallway from the rest of the school.

Randy__Bobandy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a friend from college (who lived in a different state), said that his senior prank was to swap all the regular/handicapped parking spots. So they got a lot of blue paint, repainted all the regular spots to be handicapped, and then only a little yellow paint, to turn the few handicapped spots into regular spots.

mjohnsimon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank sucked.

We were planning on having the prom queen and king dress up as Darth Vader and Princess Leia while all the other students (a good number of them) would wait outside in formation and we'd march into the school.

We planned everything out; over 100 kids including myself got ready (we were even gonna buy those cheap 2 dollar masks too); but it didn't happen because the stupid IB students said "NO! We can get in trouble! Let us handle the senior prank!"

After one of them threatened to snitch us out, we all agreed to their plan.

Their plan you might ask? All they did was sit backwards for all of their classes.

I'm not joking... That's it.

Literally, less than 20 kids doing this for like 3 classes was the "great" senior prank that was so "planned out"

Fuck those kids

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck those kids indeed! How would a Vader/Lea prom king/queen and storm trooper subjects get ANYONE in trouble? That would have been epic as fuck...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We don't really do pranks here, so this wasn't some big organised thing, but some kid took it upon himself to use one of those grass paint things that draw lines for sports on grass to paint a gigantic cock and balls on the sports field. Nobody noticed it until months later when an aerial photo of it was discovered.

dingus_malingusV2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a group of people went to the school bus station deflating all the tires to all of our school buses. it was something about 20ish school buses. i don't recall any other pranks from my class.

my brother's class had three pigs running loose throughout the school. each with a number: 1, 2, and 4. they searched two days for the third pig until faculty were told only three were actually there.

Hellmark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Due to stuff from neighboring schools, and previous graduating classes, my class didn't have a senior prank. We were told anyone participating in a prank wouldn't graduate. Even at the graduation ceremony, they were on guard and preventing people from trying anything.

A previous year, kids had carried the vice principal's Miata into one of the gyms. What really kinda killed it though, was a neighboring school came to my school and chopped down all the trees planted in memory of students that passed away. This school always wanted to be our rival, but, we never took them seriously (we always beat them in every sport, and our test scores were always better too).

dothed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well my friends and I were all on probation so we were all clearly advised we would not be allowed to walk if we went through with a senior prank. We started a massive countdown in the cafeteria which echoed through out the whole school. Teachers were freaking out and trying to prepare themselves for something crazy, best part was it was just a countdown from 10.

theonlysloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol the looks of panic on those teachers faces must have been hilarious

dothed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

knowing they couldn't do anything about it, made it probably one of our most "successful" acts of mayhem

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think this was a country wide thing from 2005-2010, people at my school did it all the time... it got annoying the 4th time... in the same week...

dothed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

damn... and I thought we were just some really clever kids.

gazzroberts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine kept chickens. We took 5 of them into school having spray-painted the numbers 1,2,3,5 and 6 on them and released them across the school first thing in the morning. The 5 chickens were rounded up within the first hour however the majority of the staff spent the rest of the day looking for chicken number 4!

gunnar11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alright, so before I start this story, you should know that we had been promised a definitive building where we could stay in with the whole school in 1st grade of high school (Dutch system. Don't know what it is in American). Yet, our class had entered the sixth and final year and we were still in a temporary building. We had 2 buildings, 5 minutes biking from each other, each with 2 extra container-buildings attached to it to be able to fit all students into enough classrooms.

Enfin. 6th year is almost finished, just exams to go, and finally we're moving to the promised glorious building the school would forever stay in. We were gonna move on Friday, during the whole weekend so we could get back to classes on Monday.

As senior prank, and quite harmless, we moved everything on Tuesday. In the middle of the night both senior classes helped with 1 truck to move every chair and table in the building to the new building, which in turn meant no classes for the next 3 days

kmarrocco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A prank, but not a prank...

Our well-liked principal found out he was being transferred to central administration for political reasons; he, the faculty, and students were very upset about it.

Our senior class president arranged for every graduation senior to have a quarter in their hand to slip to him as they shook hands with him as they crossed the stage to receive their diploma. He was having to find new places to put all the quarters as graduate after graduate stopped to shake his hand.

At the end of the ceremony he was several pounds heavier and several hundred dollars richer.

Flowseidon9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do anything, kept them on their toes and suspecting the worse. Well, it didn't have any effect

Dirty-Freakin-Dan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At our school, the major organized one was rather lame; we filled this "bridge" between the 2 of our school's buildings with baloons.

However, me and my best friend were planning something different since freshman year. We gave out several stacks ~1.5"x2" pictures of nic cage to our friend group and instructed them to place them all around campus, in places where they may not be found for years, hopefully. Some were placed in obvious places on purpose though.

anothercynic2112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Before the graduation walk we handed out marbles to all of the senior class with the instruction to palm the marble and pass it to the superintendent of schools when he handed out the diploma. Now you may be thinking, why is that funny? Well what does a guy on stage do with 400 marbles?

The first person in the class to walk didn't do it, and no one understood why the student body groaned when he got his diploma. The next girl who walked stretched her hand out and a marble bounced across the stage as the whole student body laughed their asses off and the people on stage had a concerned and confused look. The third guy hands off the marble to the superintendent who pauses for just a half second to stare at this marble in his hand before slipping it into his coat pocket rather smoothly.

Quickly the deans started searching everyone as we lined up, but we managed to hand off about 60 marbles that he ended up putting in a jar on his desk. I learned later that it became a tradition to pull similar pranks for at least 10 more years at that high school.

CaptainDreads ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had some friends who broke into the school the night before their last day and released 4 chickens with the numbers 1,2,3 and 5 painted on them

RANK_ONE_LADYKILLER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The was a kid that super glued a foot long purple dildo to the giant bronze statue of our mascott that we had in front of the office. It was really funny because there are pictures of the deen of students trying desperately to pull the thing off. It was lubed up pretty good and really slippert. The school ended up giving up and wrapping a blanked around its waist until the school day was over so they could pull it off.

sodogemanywows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:47 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pics?

TerrifyingUsername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back in 2001, the UK was in the midst of a foot-and-mouth outbreak. As we were in a rural area, with a huge fear of outbreaks in local farms, a group of five of us decided for our prank to arrive at school at 5am, cordon off the school and put official-looking signs on each of the (closed) gates informing people that the school was closed due to a suspected case of foot-and-mouth.

We sat back and watched as the canteen deliveries all turned up and then drove away, teachers parked out on the road and sat in their cars scratching their heads, and there generally being mass confusion amongst the staff until the Headmaster arrived. We watched him make a couple of calls before ripping the signs down and reopening the gates.

It was all taken in good humour, and in front of the whole school we were congratulated for what we'd done for it's originality.

canuckho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Country school here up in Canada, we released 3 pigs in the school labelled with spray paint "1" "2" and "4"

Mossy_octopus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:03:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turned the teachers parking lot into a used car lot (aesthetically)

Cptn_EvlStpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wacky inflatable wavy-armed flailing tube-men?

Mossy_octopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:10 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought about it, but we figured we could do without it (and its expense)

We had one of those huge balloon bundles on a really long flagged line though. And signage and prices written on the window with window paint. And a few of us dressed as car dealers and pushed hard sells on anyone who walked to investigate

hamster_pants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it wasn't the entire class but rather a small group of guys. They sent letters "from the school" to the houses on the street facing the school saying that the school was buying their land to expand and their houses would be demolished. apparently the neighbors believed it and the school only found out these guys did this when they were contacted by the neighbors' lawyers.

Bugjugs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior year but 4 years prior (shows you how memorable it is) the seniors took about one of their cars and gained access to the roof where they reassembled it. Out of school suspension and had to pay for the damaged roof where they dragged some of the parts.

The seniors my freshman year also staged a food fight. All the admins heard about it and keep a close eye on us but I'll never forget when I saw that cherry pie dessert fly through the air, followed by a shocked pause by everyone and then chaos. Best day of my freshman life. Tried to not let the seniors walk for graduation but they didn't have proof as to who started it and who through food during the fight, but everyone ended up without a form a discipline.

ItsKeiko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently, a couple years ago the graduating class brought in 3 pigs, each labeled with a number written in marker. However, they were numbered 1,2, and 4 so the teachers and principal spent the entire day looking for the 3rd pig since they didn't know there were only 3. Pretty funny imo.

mweint18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the seniors in a ski mask ran into the library and dropped a large black dildo into a fish tank. And ran out very quickly through some back hallways (old school with a lot of old narrow auxiliary hallways).

Vice principal was a short man with an even shorter temper. He was the first authority figure to the scene and attempts to fish the large black dildo out of said fish tank. Now the fish tank is about 2 ft deep and the principal was quite long enough to make a quick grab and is now shoulder deep in the water.

Apparently our masked hero had greased the dildo with a healthy serving of crisco which made the removal of the dildo quite difficult much to the amusement of the student body (videos by students in the library quickly spread).

The masked hero has remained unknown to this day.

Nip-Nip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class decided to create a slip and slide in the hallway. A few of the kids worked at a local flower shop and were able to take the left over plastic that lined the greenhouse. We set up a plan do have the water slide set up in the hallway in under 30 seconds. As we set it up the teachers realized what was happening but it was far too late to stop our glorious plan. Students were sliding down the length of the hallway standing on the boogie board, on their stomachs ect. Soon the principal came out to find out what was going on and was furious. We had to clean it up but it was totally worth it.

eplusl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An old classic. Me and about fifteen friends got three pigs from one of the guys' farm, and spray painted "1", "2" and "4" on them. Then we released them into the school grounds and let the staff try to figure out where "3" was.

Eventually animal control got a hold of them and my buddy's dad had to claim them. My buddy took massive shit for it from his dad but the school never knew.

Juggernauticall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of my friends built a BBQ out of cinder blocks in our parking lot to be used before football games. It was a harmless prank. It was even dedicated to the victims of 9/11 but the school still made them take it down. The burgers were good, though.

CharminUltra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know who thought it was a funny idea, but here it goes. We had an assembly in the auditorium for all seniors and one of my classmates suggested we all piss our pants during the assembly. In his mind, the teachers would then become so angry and be forced to let us all out early because of said piss in our pants.

This prank spread like wildfire and soon everyone in the senior class knew the plan. Walking down the hallway, it was hard to not overhear the conversation: "You ready for 11am bro?" as a fellow senior nods and downs an entire bottle of water.

So the highly anticipated 11am assembly finally comes around, everyone unanimously realizes how dumb of a prank this was. So there was no wet khakis, no golden showers, no overflow of piss in the auditorium.

Except for one chubby young man who remained committed to making his class proud. Once he realized that he was the only one who did it, he tried to sneak out to the bathroom, but no one missed the giant puddle on his pants. As he hustled out to the bathroom, the entire assembly roars out in laughter. The teachers were all very confused even after we explained the idea. And you're damn right that we never let him live that down. Hope this brings back great times John!

DerNeander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We always had a week where we'd come to school in costumes, each day of the week with a different theme. The friday of that week was always a kind of gameshow teachers vs students in our assabmly hall. And the night beofre that we would camp on school grounds, bbq and get drunk. Good times.

TheLivingLegends ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Though this won't get traction anymore. This was last years. Our group of grade twelves did it during lunch time. In the cafeteria it was a normal lunch and then someone proceeded to yell "Go Browns go!" and throw a smoke canister, setting the entire caf, into a giant smoke cloud. We had to evacuate that part of the school.

Then while we were outside, they let loose chickens throughout our school and dyed one of them pink. Never saw the chickens at all. And then the beginning of this year our principle got onto the intercom and scolded us. Needless to say though, it was hilarious. And I missed part of social class because of the evacuation.

Though at the time, no one took into account people with athasma.

sanktova ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a prank since my high school gave the grade 12s permission to do almost anything on their last day.

My last year, we built a catapult and we're just flinging random shit. Teachers started coming out and joining us lol.

I remember another year the grade 12s moved the entire front lawn indoors. That was pretty funny but kinda messy.

somesamguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was no prank, with kids worrying about what awaited them in the upcoming fall that year , school spirit was dead.

CicadasInTheNight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:10:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We aren't allowed one anymore. My school used to have this thing called a Senior Run where on the last day of senior classes, all the seniors would run out of the school when the last class ended. But one year someone set off firecrackers in the crowd, punched the principal, ripped tiles off the ceiling, smoked a cigar, and pissed in the music room. Now we get escorted out of the auditorium.

tylamarre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had k-12 so the younger grades still had recess and all that. In the middle of the night my friend and I dressed a mannequin in all black, climbed to the roof and tied him there with a set of binoculars facing the kids playground.

frostyfrets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

So in high school our calculus teacher (we'll call him Mr. Black), was notorious for always asking "Does that function look like a duck?", "Is that a duck?", "Look at that parabolic duck!". And what was funnier was we don't think he even realized it. He was a really cool guy, probably my favorite teacher.

One particular story I remember is being in class and looking around and realizing that about half of the class had their heads down on their desks during a lecture. It looked like most people were sleeping. Mr. Black coolly stops lecturing and walks to the corner of the room where he has this giant metal stool that he liked to tip over & cause a loud BANG that would wake everyone up. So he walks over and announces, "Welllll, looks like its about time for me to drop a stool." (not intending for it to sound like he was about to drop a hot steamy #2). Anyways, we laughed, he cringed, and we ended up getting him a towel that said "Droppin' stools like nobody's business since 2009" (2009 being our class year).

Anyways, I digress. That was just the kinda guy Mr. Black was (he's retired now). But, for our prank, we ended up cutting out hundreds of duck shapes from yellow post-it notes. We covered his entire room, desk, chalkboard, lecture stand, you name it, with these ducks. We even put up a website, complete with a reddit! and a customized sound track.

smbpie20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not my year, but i was there.

we have to stay in the lunch area during lunch, and administrators stand around the area to make sure we don't escape. one of our deans stands at the top of the staircase, and we call him "the hawk" because he gets a bird's eye view.

last year, the seniors built a big-ass bird's nest in his parking spot. it actually made it into a buzzfeed article.

funnybonzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors that graduated the year before me kinda killed it for my school. For senior prank day they broke into the school the night before and put 5 gallon paint buckets upside-down in all of the staff rooms, the library, the cafeteria, and the auditorium. They left a cinder block on each bucket to hold it down with a note duct taped to it saying that there were snakes, spiders, various bugs inside the buckets.

The school was evacuated and exterminators were called in. Turns out all the bugs and snakes were Halloween props. The principal and staff couldn't pinpoint the guilty party, so no one got punished. But they did inform my graduating class the start of my senior year that no pranks would be tolerated; they would expel the entire senior class and we would graduate the following year.

bojangles001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know I am going to get some negative feedback, but fuck it.

I went to a fairly large high school with a class of 2000-2200 students. Myself and a group of friends thought it would be cool to see if we could empty the library of books before exams. The rule was that you could not sit for the final exams if you had any library fees or books checked out, so 2 weeks before exam week, my friends and I convinced a lot of people to get in on it. Suffice to say that the fiction section was gone, but more than half the books were still there. School officials figured it out and were not happy, but luckily no one they questioned knew the masterminds behind it. Looking back at it now, those poor librarians. To be fair though, that one lady was a bitch.

Dington89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For my senior prank we removed all of the bathroom stall dividers between the toilets. So if you needed to take a poo you would open the stall door and see one giant stall and a line of toilets. It was a rather involved process to get all of the sex bolts cut so that you could unscrew them and remove the dividers. Cheers to our custodian staff for replacing the dividers before school started on the following Monday. They used plywood to do this which filled the school with a fresh cut wood smell. Long story short we got caught because of some jerk ratted on us so we made and sold t-shirts that say "I prefer the plywood" to raise money to pay for court costs and legal fines.

NoobCanoeWork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shredding all of our homework from the last 2 years and putting it in the hallways. Also removing all the tables and chairs from every room and placing them atop the shredded homework in said hallways.

Janitor was a good guy who gave us the keys :)

asimplepintobean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was kinda lame but still fun! The senior class scheduled a "nap day" where we all showed up in our pajamas. Then during the passing periods, a couple students played a lullaby over the school intercom and wherever you were in the school, you just dropped to the ground and slept. The best part during the day was after 3rd period and the seniors gathered into the main hallway and we all slept in the main hallway. No one could get through (because the hallway connected the two halves of the school). Pretty lame though we did catch our principal laughing!

Treewalkerr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but, when my dad was a freshman at his Catholic high school the seniors released thousands of pages torn from playboys. They threw them from the top of the fourth floor down the stair case and they placed them strategically in many books. There were playboys found in books all the way up to my dad's senior year, and maybe even beyond.

ohmyjoshua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class above me got into the school one night and released 10,000 crickets into the hallways. It was a relatively small school too.

They even made the news.

Tudz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we brought a cow upstairs (and cows can't climb down stairs) they had to get a zoom boom to get it out through a window.

surrorail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late, and not my prank, but the seniors during my sophomore year covered the entire second floor - floor, walls, ceiling, every classroom - with sticky notes. Every inch. During my senior year, we still found bits of sticky notes everywhere.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stinkbombs and 5000 pictures of goatse scattered through the school. Nowhere to run.

2TieDyeFor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a Freshman, the Senior Class convinced every class that there was an assembly in the gym after lunch so we all went to class, got up and left and sat on the gym floor and started watching a movie. When the principal walked in, they switched it to the Grinch

glahtiguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am late to this party. We didn't have a good prank, I think someone burned the year into the sidewalk in front of the school and someone super-glued all the door locks on the exterior doors.

But, for people who have never seen it, this is my favorite all time prank: John Green's Legendary High School Prank.

Collin_b_ballin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody in my class spray painted a penis on the side of the school and taped a blown up picture of the new principals face (he wasn't the most liked principal around)

Puzzdaddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So my brother and I took weed/ grass killer and burned a very large and detailed looking dick on the front lawn of our school. The grass didn't grow back until a year or so later.

PengWin_SC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:11 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super late to the party on this thread but ours was pretty cool. My mom was a teacher, so I stole her key to the school and let everybody in. The front door of our school was basically one door, then like a meter of space and another door, so to start we filled up that middle meter between the doors with balloons, and then once you'd gotten through there we had a bouncy castle set up on the inside, so to walk through the front door you had to get through the balloons and then crawl through a bouncey castle.

We also covered the floor of the entrance from the teachers' garage with plastic cups filled with water and wrapped up everything in the assistant principal's office in wrapping paper. Finally we decided to use the thing that the groundskeeper uses to spraypaint the lines for respective sports on the field to say CLASS OF 2011 except it ran out of paint and just said CLASS O so that was a bit of a fail.

A couple pics that I found

Garrus_Vakarian__ ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 22:58:07 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I started going down to the football field every evening for about a month before the year started, and I sprinkled bird seed on the field and blew a coaches whistle.

So the birds got into the pattern of flying down to the field when they heard a whistle in the evening. This led to all sorts of shenanigans when football season started.

Druxe0 ยท 403 points ยท Posted at 23:57:15 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I saw this post no less then a month and a half ago. Stop lying for karma.

belabor_the_obvious ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 00:15:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a lot older than that, I remember seeing 3 years ago.

[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 00:24:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Spambop ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 00:36:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's like the easiest era.

ahampster ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:36:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your face is the easiest era

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:12:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did your mom in the earliest era.

Evilpuppydog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:01:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OH SHIT!

dolim224402 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:30:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ”ฅ

its-an-inside-joke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:05:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your mom is the easiest era

14firedog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your era is the easiest face

TheJetFuel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your stage control is the easiest era

ahampster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You got me there

TheJetFuel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:40:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm really wondering how many times I've seen your comments without realizing it was you. Or how many times I saw you here before I joined /r/SSBMemes

And how does it feel to be the face of the sub? In a way you represent the sub to the rest of reddit.

ahampster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go through my top of all time then lol

You're supposed to link it like this /r/SSBMemes

TheJetFuel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do you override the ssbmemes link?

ahampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Click 'source' under my post, do you even reddit bro

TheJetFuel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On mobile

ahampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

uh, I mean, secret reddit magic

TheJetFuel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is that also how you get to the top of askreddit all the time?

I went through your top and realized I have read so kany of those.

It's like knowing a celebrity. Or being their favorite green marth.

higs87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your mum is the easiest era. drops mic

rumilb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something something Loch Ness monster

PrometheusVision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redditor for 225 million years, checks out.

Lock-n-Toad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PM_ME_UR_ILLUMINATI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rudzinsky ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:52:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you seriously think all posts on askreddit are true? People come here to make up shit for karma.

the_nidificator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. You're right. You can trust me because I'm Elvis.

nightwing2024 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because if it didn't happen to you it didn't happen

Garrus_Vakarian__ ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 00:45:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm here to entertain, not be deathly serious. Also who cares about karma? They are worthless internet points.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:55:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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NSA-RAPID-RESPONSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude it's been three years and I haven't heard the story. Who else was gonna post it? THE ORIGINAL OP? Stop being so butthurt and let people laugh.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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BobbyFL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:05:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sure but it takes away the validity and credibility from users, posts and the overall website (Reddit) itself. I don't come here to read made up stories I could have been told elsewhere, Reddit is (was) unique because the stories are (were) unique. This changes when it's the same made up regurgitated bullshit other people post online.

NSA-RAPID-RESPONSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I still didn't see it, I don't see op here claiming that they want it taken down or claiming repost.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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NSA-RAPID-RESPONSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All he did was post it, why do you care so much? They're fake Internet points as you said.

Garrus_Vakarian__ ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 00:57:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, I'm lying to entertain people. For the one or two people who are flustered over this, many more were entertained.

-eDgAR- ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:08:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edgar this guy is a karma whore pls ban /s

Lunchboxzez1229 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:10:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is an old tale. Supposedly, MIT did this to a Harvard-Yale game.

SethRollinsGuy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:33:57 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're a genius

askaboutcastro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pavlov would've loved you

TarBallsOfSteel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Garrus...think about how ashamed Shepard and/or tali would be.

Daema ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:27:59 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going for the long con I see

ofoot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:38:51 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The slightly less famous experiment by Pavlov.

dabosweeney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That happened

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you. You're a liar. This has long been a rumored "hack" MIT pulled at the annual Harvard-Yale football game, but even that never happened. You definitely did not do this.

exor15 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:16:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude calm down

tvgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah what

crank_bank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:34 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There has to be videos of this happening.

treefitty350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, it's probably not true so I doubt it

heisenberger_royale ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:40 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love this so much.

Minisquirrelturds ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:39:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame.

Grumplogic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:55:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sold her pills for different pills. SUCK IT GRAMS!

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:35:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah no, more like, "What senior prank can you come up with in your head that would get you the most reddit karma?"

ThatCub3K1d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This one took hours of both set up and clean up. But it was worth it. We took out everything in the main offices drawers and his them then put live goldfish in little bas of water in them.

Kmb1995 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When we all went up to shake our principal's hand at graduation, my whole class (around 100 people) gave him marbles that he was forced to stuff into his pocket. I'm amazed that his pants didn't fall down by the end of it from all the weight.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
ArmoredMoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party so this will probably never be seen. We put the principals car on the roof of the school.

VampireSurgeon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year the seniors put a "Class of 2015" sweater on a squirrel and released him into the school. No fucking idea how they got a squirrel or even managed to get a sweater on it. I'm a senior this year and we're still trying to decide what we want to do.We have had many ideas.

TheEvilMetal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:26:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were pretty tame. The entire year we tried to be better than the shitty class of the year before us. When we started highschool the 12th graders were a really cool bunch of guys. But each year after that they got worse. They got privileges taken away for bad behaviour, caused a ton of school-wide detentions.

The group that graduated just before us was the worst of the lot, but we still remembered how awesome the first group we met was. So we tried to set a good example. Where the previous year they all got drunk on school grounds the night before, got woken up for the graduates breakfast they were all hungover with cars parked all over the lawns.

For our last year we managed to get back a lot of the lost privileges from the previous years and we tried to be respectful on the last day. About the worst thing to happen was a few water balloons got tossed around, but even that wasn't organised by us.

We had a good impact on the first year students though. They'll be a good group (They graduate at the end of this year).

ADRumbler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My step-brother and his mates got 3 chickens and spray painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 onto them and let them loose around the school. They managed to catch them, but could not seem to find number '3'

There was no 3

They searched the entire day for it

ShufflingFox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:14:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, I'm a Junior, but I do have some planned already because I am fed up with past examples of terrible "pranks", like:

  • putting a dead cat on someone's car

  • standing in front of the school and making everyone but seniors walk around

  • putting lunch tables random places, like in bathrooms and classrooms.

So, my plans for senior pranks are are actually more detailed than what is outlined below, but here are the rough outlines

  • There is this theatre teacher that everyone just LOVES, but she absolutely HATES the musical Annie. If you want to spit in her bean curd, just mention something from it. So, around her room there are all these posters and pictures of shows she has directed or been in. We will replace all of them with pictures and posters of Annie. Oh, but that's not all! When seniors that are in on the prank walk into her room, sing some line from "I think I'm going to like it here", console her with "tomorrow" and if we get busted sing "It's a hard knock life", and if we get let off then we'll sing "easy street". We would replace her things afterwards, of course

  • get a ton of balloons, and tie 10-20 together and tape them to the inside of doors, making it look to the observer that the room is filled with balloons.

  • make the main lobby/entrance a giant ball pit.

Edit: Formatting

ScottSierra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:37:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you have any classrooms on the ground floor, with openable windows, tape a sheet of paper just inside the door, fill the gap with popcorn or styrofoam peanuts, and leave through a window. The next person who opens the door gets a shower.

rakino ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only the last two are pranks,.the rest are just jerk behaviour.

the_alabaster_llama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior yet, but a friend of mine is, and his plan involves bread laced with sedatives and laxatives, a backpack, and a bunch of pigeons.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:34:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Careful with that. I went to school with a cheerleader who laced some brownies with laxatives and gave them to the upperclassmen cheerleaders. She ended up expelled and had a lawsuit situation since someone had to be hospitalized. Everyone was fine, but it sucked for everyone involved.

In her defense, she was a pretty funny person, and she didn't mean any real harm by it, but it was incredibly stupid and it kind of ruined high school for her. Wouldn't recommend.

sirgog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kim_jong_eal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That video made me lose my shit

sirgog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i see what you did there

the_alabaster_llama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what inspired him, but he'll sedate them and release them in the school.

IamBanditRacoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mojave class of 2006

Let's see we did a couple...the easiest one was to call 311 (non emergency line) and report teacher's cars stolen. We would gather details of the car, make,model, color and lic plate number. Call in from a payphone (Yes in 2006 we still had some payphones around) and report the car stolen, being since it was a non emergency they would not send a cop out and just told us to stop by a sub station to file a report.

Then we had the great day missing lug nuts, not much of a story here. All we was remove the lug nuts from a few cars and watch them try to leave the school parking lot.

And to our rivals Cheyenne HS we ordered "Liquid Ass" and filled up 5-6 600ml spray bottles....we didn't just spray the campus....no our plan was to aim toward the slits in the lockers ruining anything that was in it. The air slits pointed up so we would spray upward, and let gravity do it's thing. It was glorious sitting in their parking lot at 715am watching people not wanting to go inside.

VicinityGhost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school's team was the Bombers so our mascot was a plane. There is an actual plane outside by the office in the center of the high school, sort of as a monument.

On one of the last days of school we listed the plane "for sale" in the town's newspaper so the school was receiving calls about it all day. It caused a big commotion but it was funny

Butternades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

were the school colors Blue and White, and was it a Catholic private school?

VicinityGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:10 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No and the colors were blue and gold

Butternades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ok, our rival school were the bombers.

MrMaverick576 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I are sitting at a table before class began in the morning. One of my friends drops his coffee cup on the ground and another friend starts sarcastically clapping. Then our entire table starts clapping with him. Then the entire room of almost 600 kids start clapping with us thinking they were supposed to join in. A different friend at the table grabs my friend who dropped his coffee cup and starts fist pumping, shouting "YES! YES! YES!" This lasted about another minute and administration came over to try and sort out what happened.

Sirtriplenipple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For four years i stole at least one fork a day from the cafeteria. I kept them in a shoebox in my room. During my junior and senior year, the cafeteria NEVER had forks. They put signs on all of the trash cans saying to please not throw away the silverware. It got to the point i had an entire Jansport backpack completely filled to the brim of forks, almost to the point i couldn't zip it up.

I didn't go through my graduation ceremony, because i was a punkass. I came in on the day after to pickup my diploma from the principal. He somehow didn't question me as to why I was wearing a completely stuffed backpack that sounded like jangling metal. I had my diploma in my hand, so I was golden.

Our high school (Triway High School in Ohio) had three stories. There were three staircases, one on each end and one in the middle. The stairs were open, so say, forks, would fall through if they were dropped on one of the landings. I waited right before the bell rang, right before the busiest lunch period, and dumped the backpack full of forks on the landing of the staircase. It was the loudest sound ever.

The students came pouring out of the classrooms heading to lunch, and proceeded to kick the forks to every corner of the school, as i sprinted down the stairs and out the door, diploma in hand. The forks rained down three stories onto the underclassmen heads. One of the first people to come across the pile of forks was one of my really cute girl-friends. I had a picture of us in the front pocket of my backpack, that ended up on top of the pile somehow. She was the one that found the picture!

Was pretty epic since all the "jocks" had planned on toilet papering trees on the back driveway.

thisisthehardestpart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We rick rolled the school at the talent show. We played a song for a while and halfway through switched into Rick Astley. It was great.

Ysolazy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school has a chicken farm and a seniors music building portable. A whole bunch of us, almost 80 of us came around 530am and grabbed 8 of the chickens and let them loose in the teachers lounge around 6am with food scattered everywhere hahahaha. Then all of us went to the music building portable and taped and nailed all the floor instruments and then moved the portable across into the middle of the field (this took about 2hours). We finished just when the school bell went off. And just for shits n gigs we put paint in the soap dispensers all around school. We got in quite alot of trouble but the principle is a g so he let us off but told all the teachers to target us in the seniors vs teachers paintball battle.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to my HS after dark witha buddy the last week of school and filled every lock of every external door with superglue. Made sure to spray paint the security camera lenses black as well. Ditched the ski masks and black outfits in a park. Went home, had a pint and didn't have to go to school the next day

TomBradysConscience ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but the senior class a few years after mine decided to dig up and kill a tree on campus that the principal had planted back when he was a student.

jonnyiw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At a school near me a group of boys hired three pigs from a farmer, and spray painted the number 1, 2 and 4 on them and then took them into the school grounds. The staff were looking for number three all day.

NapClub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i did 2 things. 1) spiked the grad dance punch with 2 sheets of lsd. no one suspected until WAY to late since pretty much everyone was drinking it including the chaperons. by about 2 hours in to the party everyone was tripping balls!

2) released madagascar hissing cockroaches into the library. last i checked, they still infest the school 17 years later. they just could never get rid of them no matter what they tried. its great because i never got caught for either prank and both went down in infamy.

Daggaroth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior year we got a new principal. So when we were walking up to receive our diplomas and in our robes and such he was at the base of the stairs to shake everyones hand. Well we would each hand him one marble. He didn't have any pockets, so he had to put them in his robe sleeves. by the end of the night he had a few hundred marbles in his robes that would clack every time he would get up to the stand.

A few years later I went to visit the school just to say hi and let my favorite teachers know how I was doing in college and I stopped in to say hi to the principal and he had all the marbles in a jar right on the front of his desk. I thought it was pretty cool that he kept them.

Shandogg0408 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We "forked" our school. We took thousands and thousands of plastic forks and stuck them in the grass all over campus. It was quite the coordinated effort with several "formers," supply runners and lookouts involved.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Noob_psybot ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:28:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is literally the most entitled douchy, and obnoxious thing I've ever heard. I'm sorry you had to go to school with a class of assholes

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:26 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our grade was so lazy we didn't even do one. We didn't have a ten year reunion either.

HIP_HIP_HORHAY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most of us had skipped 8th period and went home and filled up water guns, coolers and water balloons and had a giant water fight in the parking lot after school , parents who were picking up their kids and the other younger classes were all terrified and confused

snooper_sand_legend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We gathered photos of each other we'd taken throughout the year, printed them out and hid them around the school in various locations. Some were easy to find, like stuck to the corner of a window or the edge of a ceiling fan, but some we made sure to hide really well, including inside one of the school's many laptops. This was 2 years ago and last I heard (because most of us still have sibling at that school) the staff found most of the photos but there was no mention of the one inside the laptop.

BassPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody painted the security guard booth pink in the middle of the night.

eceuiuc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Covered the front lobby with water-filled solo cups.

GigaBreaker88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do one because the deans threatened to cancel prom.

GoodIntentions14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People filled a ton of water balloons up, and put them in the back of two pick up trucks in the parking lot, and covered them w a tarp. Told everyone which truck to get balloons out of, and that it was gonna go down after a certain period. During passing time, started a HUGE water balloon fight in the downstairs hallway. It was mayhem

Diggers_In_Paris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our High School had one huge parking lot, half delegated to the Juniors and half delegated to the Seniors. All the Seniors, including myself, decided to make our way to school via bikes, scooters, and skateboards while following traffic laws. There is a major four way stop which of course caused a lot of traffic. We also parked our "vehicles" properly (a bike took up one parking spot).

encecla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

before the graduation ceremony a group of chorus girls sing the star spangle banner. After the group finished singing one of them announced they made their own song for the class. Then proceed to sing for like 10min delaying the entire ceremony. Everyone in the audience were happy and all since they didn't know better. The principal however was red and most of the class was pissed because it was 90 degrees and we are melting in our robes lol.

Brain_Damaged_kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lighting toilets on fire, throwing goldfish, hinges and red cabbage in.

CATS_BOOBS_GAMING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 or so years ahead of me the seniors tried to kidnap the schools ag. pigs and do god knows what to them , but they were drunk and ended up hurting the pig( I think if fell out of the back of the truck) And so they put it down. The dudes who did it got inalot of trouble.

source

WhosPeteSake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice try Mr. Abernathy.

igotitforfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My uncle's graduating class filled truck loads of manure from his friend's farm and blocked all the doors. They then put "[Town] HIGH IS THE SHIT" on signs in all of the manure.

School was cancelled for two days when they had to power wash the building and sidewalks.

DJSwenzo444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class before mine ran into the main hall with thousands and thousands of golf-ball sized bouncy balls in boxes. Chaos ensued.

gunrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and 7 other freshman at my college moved all of the tables out of the dining commons and into an old house the college owned. The next day became 'picnic day'.

_uncle_fucker_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One kid put some kind of smoke bomb in a trash can outside the school.

He went to jail.

paleo2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I convinced my entire debate team, with the help of our coach, that our team missed a fire drill held at our hotel and that our school was going to be fined by the New Haven FD.

khanhcept ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids at my high school sent a mass text about a school shooting, whether it was a prank or not, 3/4 of the school stayed home that day. Also, some people cut 13 trees on campus and salted the grass to draw a giant swastika.

JoeMomma96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of kids in my grade walked out for 20 minutes to the field and that was it and it was terrible.

gonnabuysomewindows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LARP with pool noodles and foam swords. It was a good day.

muppet_mafia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class froze in the hall between classes. My class was pretty lame.

justmaske ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every senior dropped a hand full of rubber bands in the hall way (can't be easily swept up) but when the principal came on the PA and said that our beloved janitor would be the one cleaning it up, we all went out and picked them all up

Werelowongas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all made a giant rectangle of cars around the whole parking lot and had a giant class sleep over. Grilled, played games, had a mini bon fire. Slept in the back of a pickup and star watched with my friends. It was super fun. In the morning no one could park. Teachers weren't feeling it.

RunnyBabbitRoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of students performed a a flash dance thing (spontaneous dance).

Although a my freshman year a few seniors took super glue guns and put the super glue in the locks. Class was canceled and they had to replace all the locks

FromChicagoWithLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

1000 super balls down the main stairwell during the first passing period of the day.

Fayce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student's removed the A.C. unit from it's base and tipped it off the top of the school.

They also spray-painted various tags a long the outside of the school.

It's just a prank, bro.

littleln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Iirc... During our senior picnic someone caught a fish and put it in with the soft ball equipment we were using. The bag of equipment was put back into the sports equipment storage over a hot weekend (no AC, and our school year ran well into June)... When we got to school on Monday... The stench was unreal. Quite literally half the school reeked and that bag of equipment plus some surrounding equipment had to be tossed. The school literally banned the senior picnic after that year. I don't know if they ever brought it back.

Klashus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A kid in the grade below me stole a goat from someone in his class and put in in the gymnasium with the lights off. It was a shock to who ever found it I'm sure. He wasn't allowed to walk at graduation with his class.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ShufflingFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Story time?

X0AN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  1. All the computers in our school were linked but our head of IT was in fact a P.E. teacher who has also been given that role due to budget cuts and didn't know anything about IT. So we took over the school system and depending on the lesson being taught had a different video playlist on, which went on all day.

  2. We had just put the finishing touches to organising our prom and part of that was that we had been hounding loads of drinks companies for free booze. Which worked but we ended up with easily double what we could handle, which the head put in our school vending machine drinks hut (which was keypad locked). We had drink vending machines all over and they were normally restocked on Mondays and Thursdays. Now I had seen the head type in the code but he didn't know I'd seen him and coupled with knowing the restocking schedule, on Wednesday we 'broke' in and emptied 1/4 of each bottle and filled it with spirits. The school absolutely stunk of booze come Thursday afternoon :D

nerdypianoplayngjock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone covered our principle's car in nacho cheese early in the semester. Playing off this odd prank, I had the idea to have as many students as possible to give him a nacho as he gave us our degree. Got most of the class to participate. You could tell he was not happy.

mphilly44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 3 pigs into the cafeteria at lunch

InQuizADoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My classmates were idiots, but so was the school. First a few seniors used that window paint to write on the window shutters (we had big metal shutters for hurricane season), stuff like our year and class motto or whatever. The school acted like it was hardcore vandalism, and even painted over it instead of wiping it off.

But then these dumbasses got actual spraypaint and painted dicks on the walls, very detailed and stuff. But then they tagged it with their nicknames which were also tagged on their backpacks and ids. Busted, suspended, not allowed to walk at graduation.

BrianO123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school was being torn down and our new one was just finished being built behind it, all that remained of the old school was the large front wall of the school that was only one story but still about 300ft long , and just a big pile of rubble. One night we broke into the construction zone and spray painted a 200 ft long penis on it, they immediately rushed the wall to be demolished the next day but by then everyone had already seen it and had a good laugh, we would have gotten suspended if we didn't have only a week left

JustMarciaLima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my class made a war, foam and water paint, so imagine a bunch of teenagers with white and wet tshirts, all dirty with paint and raising hell in our school. It was amazing and we got our director wet with water too. She wasn't very happy though.

Dmarden11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a friend got to school early and spread the paste white icy hot (not the shiny gel) with sponges on all of the toilet seats. People were complaining all day about it. Later found out from a younger Spanish teacher that a freshman had gone home because he was scared of what the tingling sensation on his ass and crotch was.

AsLongAsYouKnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During the second to last week of class we knew there was going to be a school wide assembly. So me and a few friends (~10 of us in total) thought it would be funny to lock everyone's lockers during the assembly. Queue a store trip to get a couple thousand zip ties. We ended up getting close to 3/4 of the school done before the hour long assembly was over. Mind you we had around 1500 students so we were hustling hard. It was also the last hour of the day and everyone was to be let out for the day afterward. Oh the chaos. Kids late to sports practices, buses being held up, parents getting pissed picking their kids up. We never got caught even with a few witnesses passing by saw us in the act...

goldroman22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i know what i'm doing with the 10,000 zip ties the architectural teacher bought.

cavelioness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should buy your own zip ties and not steal the school's, schools have a limited budget and I'm sure the teacher bought them for a purpose.

goldroman22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nah, he lets us make shit out of them because he has to many his words "hey guys i have far to many zip ties, Go tie someone to something"

stranded_in_china ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On our senior skip day, a bunch of us came into my school and dumped giant bins of ping pong balls down all the hallways just as the bell rang for class to be out

Wolfgang_Maximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Before our favorite principle retired, he let the seniors off the hook with one prank per year, as long as it wasn't too stupid. You had your usual egging the staff's cars, tp-ing the courtyard, writing stuff on the windows... Simple stuff... But of course, the class above us decided to break into the school, turn on all the faucets and sprinklers and flood the school, wrote things like vice-principle sucks dick and other things on the windows, tp-ed the entire neighborhood, filled the flooded hallways with baby chickens ( a bunch drowned), and tp-bombed the rest of the windows.

Needless to say, the school had to be cancelled for a few days, this small school made the news, and there are permanent marks from it and from then on senior pranks were considered super taboo and talking about it was as well...

Cottonball419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

4 words: laxatives in the ketchup

NextSoulTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am currently a senior, and we are trying to figure out a good prank. So far, our best idea involves drywall, rubber hammers, and a video stream...

TheeCandyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did tech for theater in high school so I knew how to use the sound system in our cafetorium. I used my knowledge to play Rebecca Black's masterpiece 'Friday' for the entire lunch period.

Garchomp99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took saran wrap and duct taped them to certain teachers doors, where we then filled the pouches with old soda/beer cans. Then made a pyramid stack of desks in the study hall room.

One teacher got pissed off because we had empty beer cans brought onto the property and tried to have the main kids involved suspended. I took the wrath for the beer cans saying I brought them from my house and that my Dad was the only one drinking at home (my principal knew I was lying). But nothing came out of it, and all we had to do was clean up.

The 10th grade wing smelled like old musty beer for about a week though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At graduation, all of us palmed one of those smooth glass pebbles, so when we shook hands with the superintendent as he handed us our diplomas, we gave him the pebble. He was confused at first, but by the 200th person he had gotten really good at dropping them quietly into this bucket under the podium.

activeinactivity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In an effort to seem youthful, our principal made a tree fiddly joke at one point at a pep rally. 350 seniors exact graduated, and you better believe each of us had a fucking penny for her.

cavelioness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you not even try to discover your principal's reddit username?

activeinactivity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:49 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afraid not, this was prior to me using reddit, 2013 or something like that

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a few years before mine they contacted ReMax and put the school up for sale.

There were offers.

BarryMcCackiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't even know, that is how disconnected I was.

darazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal was bald and he would always stand on a catwalk above the common area with a scowl on his face. Everyone started calling him the Bald Eagle. Any time he would perch up on the catwalk, people would say "the bald eagle has landed!"

He was a really nice guy and never took it very harshly and started cracking up once people started yelling it. For the senior prank, in the middle of the night several of us created a nest with the principal's face shopped onto a bald eagle and wedged it between two pillars. It took them a really long time for them to get the nest out.

devy_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Luckily I didn't go to school that day, but the senior sprayed deer piss all over the parking lot. I was a senior, but I wasn't particularly friendly with any of them, so I probably would have gotten hit too.

expected_crayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had everyone take out the maximum amount of books from the library. For a day there were no books in the library.

jaked122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled the lowest floor with newpaper that one of the seniors had saved up all year for. Then we spent the next morning cleaning it up.

It was truly worth it.

The bathrooms stalls were a mistake however.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours got cancelled because the class before me got drunk and mopped the floors in a bunch of rooms with diahrea....

MidKnightDreary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took a preserved pig fetus from biology classroom and put in our math teacher's desk.

isaacjdavery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class set up a slip n' slide during lunch. Most of us went, I had a shadow (an 8th grader I knew who was looking into the school but wanted to see what it was like) so I couldn't go. But while I was walking past, I saw the Dean standing out there with them with a very "Well, fuck it," expression on his face. Comparably: the year previous threw condoms all over a tree we had behind our school, with a note saying "Next time you want to fuck [insert teacher who got fucked over by administration], make sure to wear this first." So ours was rather mild.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They tore up the football field so that there was a dick right in the middle of the 50 yard line....it used to be on google maps

akfortykevin25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 3 chickens into the hallways, with little numbers on them that said "1","2", and "4".

leaveitthere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The group of hood rat kids in my school spray painted a few busses and tried to ruin the tires.

What a prank that was.

Ya_Boi_Lancelot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No my class, but when I was a freshman the seniors put a kayak up on the roof of one of the buildings. Three stories up with no riff access and a 75-100 lbs wooden kayak. No one could figure out how they did it.

cavelioness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ropes

EricForeman69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two guys free climbed the outside of a 23 story building a short drive from our school. They then rappelled down from the top. All while wearing hoodies with our high school's name and logo on them. Got tons of media attention and tons of nearby fire departments were called. They had to pay a huge fine but other than that nothing much came of it.

saltydawg102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My schools auto shop cut an old car in half and welded it around a tree on campus. Stayed there for about a month before it had to be cut away. Looked like an art piece. Also, we filled the office courtyard with old christmas trees.

Scep19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class couldn't make up their minds so people did a bunch of dumb small ones.

Some girls wore their prom dresses to school one day because...that's funny I guess?

And then some other kids filled a couple hundred red solos with water and blocked off a hallway. Maintenance yelled at them after a blind kid tripped over some and it was all cleaned up by the time home room started.

My class was pretty lame in that department.

dontpanic38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

our senior prank was everyone saying "guys we have to think of a senior prank" all year until the school year ended. my class was too chickenshit to do anything.

Palawin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated high school in 2006, sadly we were strictly not allowed to have any "prank/muck-up day" because the yeargroup prior to us had ruined it.

The 2005 leavers got a rotting cow's carcase from somewhere (probably someone owned a farm) and hung it over the front of the school gates, visible to all who drove past or entered the school. Their entire yeargroup was instantly suspended when nobody fessed up to it, and I mean literally all 400+ kids in year 12 at the time sent home for the last few weeks of school until their exams started. They had to do all study/revision at home instead of in class.

After that incident, we were very strictly warned that anyone attempting any pranks or anything for graduation would be instantly expelled & forced to repeat year 12 at a different school. Sooooo our yeargroup was boring, did absolutely nothing. Bit of a shame since many of us had been planning our graduation pranks for years.

rushtron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

graduating , jokes on everyone who think we couldnt do it.

irishpwr46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lots of bottles of liquid ass. it basically started with one kid who had found the stuff in a head shop downtown. he started spraying it in the same spot next to a janitors closet door every day after lunch. eventually, a lot of us got in on it and started doing it whenever we would pass the closet. the school ended up calling in a contractor and tearing out the janitors closet looking for a leaking waste line. after that, we moved onto the next floor down, then to one on the other side of the building. they ended closing the school a few days early before spring break to have emergency plumbing work done.

mbrien15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We actually had a legit "movie style" food fight. Complete with flipping tables to use for cover. The best part was it was during our senior breakfast. A small awards ceremony in the morning where senior favorite awards are given out. Breakfast was biscuits, grits, and scrambled eggs. Also seniors are asked to dress nicely (business casual). Our original plan was to get everyone to wear pajamas but the school found out and said no, oh boy did that backfire on them with our backup plan. Grits and eggs were scattered everywhere including the ceiling. It took administrators about 2 hours to clean it all up, as nearly everyone in our 300ish people graduating class participated. Also a starting baseball player got his foot broken by a flipped table. A dozen people were suspended for a few days but everyone walked for graduation.

JetBlackG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got over 50 people to gather around in a circle in the middle of the atrium and yell "Fight! Fight! Fight!". When the teachers pushed through the people to the center, there were just two rocks in front of each other.

4doppleganger_fanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was so stupid. Everyone parked in the grass in front of the school. The principal said if the cars weren't moved you wouldn't graduate. Everyone moved by like 10 o'clock and got made fun of for the lame prank for the rest of the school year.

LanceWindmil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My junior year there was a slip and slide in the hallway. It was pretty great, but apparently they got in a lot of trouble so everyone was pretty timid my year. I thought that was dumb so I brought in twister and played in the halls between class. The VP kept telling me to put it away and go to class. I told her to wait till the end of the game. She was pretty shocked so she just stammered at me till class started and I walked away.

S3z1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is great! I need a Senior Prank for this year! Thanks for all of the ideas!

hunter15991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two years before us the class egged a bunch of doors and sidewalks, graffiti everywhere saying "Class of XXXX", superglue through lock doors, stink bombs in the toilets - the full nine yards. The school was "very disappointed" and threatened the standard criminal charges gamut, yet didn't say anything about future senior pranks. Still, no one wanted to even touch that subject, so neither the class above us, nor our lass did anything.

TheWeirdGirl143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't participate, but some seniors went to the school over night armed with eggs, honey, and chocolete sauce. It ended with them getting arrested and receiving felony charges of vandalism.

They still got to walk at graduation though.

aznfatality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only seniors could park in the school parking lot; all other students had to park along streets nearby. So for one morning, all of the seniors parked on those streets so the underclassmen had to park even further away. We were having barbecues and playing games in our empty parking lot as the other students walked by.

Oatmeal_84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my school, but a neighboring town.

The city had 4 goats they used to keep weeds down at the sewer lagoons. Someone took the goats and spray painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on three of the goats and let them loose in the school one night.

The fourth (or third?) goat was kept pinned up at a secret location, so no one was sure if it was still @ the school, or somewhere else.

AnticScarab3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had this one column in the middle of one of our hallways. It was painted with our school's color, green. We called it "the green pole", which came up pretty frequently, because it was used as a reference point for giving directions. "Go down that hallway, turn left at the green pole, and your classroom is on the right side", for example.

I wasn't a part of this (I'm not sure who was), but their prank was to paint over the green pole. What color did they pick? A slightly different shade of green. And they didn't even paint the entire pole, just like 15% before they said "fuck it, good enough".

TL;DR: We had the single lamest prank in the history of pranking.

applesaucethis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple people at my school heard about the idea on the internet about gluing dildos to RC helicopters and flying them at lunch. So that's what they did.

asterope11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At some point a group of seniors tin foiled the principal's office. I don't think there was too much secrecy as to who it was, so at graduation their diplomas were foil instead of paper.

LegiaRS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having two high schools in my town, each of the senior classes went to the other school, or well was supposed to. The group at each school that planned it forgot to mention it to anyone else.

rick_sanchez_c-137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh boy. Our class decided to do a series of pranks, filling balloons with glitter, newspaper covered rooms, the usual. Its not the pranks that are great, but what happened afterward.

One girl got a little out of hand with her prank and poured a ton of chocolate syrup down one of the main stairwells in the school. Mind you, our principal and SRO were there to make sure nothing got out of hand... and this one set them off. They kicked everyone out of the high school, and eventually a number of people ran into the adjacent football field. The whole thing ended up with the principal, vice principal, and about four or five police officers chasing everyone around in the football stadium until the students ran away.

Oh and the next day, everyone brought toy lighstabers, swords, and the like and tried to LARP in the hallways during the morning bell. This also ended with a bunch of teachers and the principal chasing everyone down and taking their "weapons."

Hojonny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At the end of 3rd hour we all went to the pool and just had a pool party for the next 3 hours. Finished it off with a wet lap through the school still in our swimsuits. Went to the locker room, got changed, and went back to class like nothing had happened. We got to have a pool party, no one got detention, everybody goes home a winner.

spkregor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allinvayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bought a few dozen small, LOUD alarm systems, set them off and then threw them onto the rooftops, gutters, classrooms etc.

sinocarD44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Threw acrylic paint filled water balloons off the roof of my school. On picture day. For months, there were different colored comets on our front stairs.

d_class_rugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few kids smeared horse/cow shit all over the student enterance to the school. The culprits were caught right after they finished and were cleaning it up when most people arrived. Still smelled like shit though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One year these guys drenched a girls car in maple syrup and saran wrapped it. The salt was real.

HalfRackOfRibs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At the beginning of my senior year, the majority of us decided that we wanted to do something to our football field. It was old and shitty, to the point that the field was actual earth. So, after football season, we all decided to buy a TON of salt. We bought enough to allow us to write "Class of 2013" across the field in considerably large characters. We did so on a Saturday night, and came back the next Tuesday (Monday had been a holiday) to see our prize. Our salt had burnt the ground, which stayed there for the rest of the school year. Within the next year, the school had renovated the entire field and stadium.

iambarrelrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We cocked all the doors shut. Well most of them.

itzaklevi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class was boring, but the grade above me gave out marbles just prior to the walk at Graduation, and every single student handed the principle a marble as they were shaking her hand. All 250 of them. She was so confused.

Crippl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At 3:00, we got out at 3:15, all the seniors got up and left their classroom and stampeded to our pool and jumped in fully clothed. There were a few ruined cellphones that people had forgotten about.

beenoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school didn't let us do a real one. Instead, we had an 'official' senior prank where like 20 kids put the volleyball net, some inflatable palm trees, and a beach ball in the commons, making a "beach party." Everyone except for those 20 kids all agreed it was shit, and most people (including senior me and my senior friends) didn't even realize it was the senior prank until the next day.

Jtsrobin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior right now, we're not having one because some idiots a few years back thought it would be a good Idea to spread lube everywhere, and put maxi pads on the windows, and generally go to far with their prank.

L00fah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated. Jokes on you, dad!

Harshy-Barshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I knew a guy who took a dump into a paper tower, and used that to shove the dumb UP one of the automatic hand drying fans. You couldn't see anything of the poop up the dryer, untill was all over your hands, and way too late.

amishpairofdice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did a giant scavenger hunt in the school. Went well before teachers and principals started catching on. One of the assistant principals ended up walking around with a school bat...

JoeTheEnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does pranking my mom count?

pedwingeorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only if you're homeschooled

AssHotdogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a senior whose group has been trying to think of a good one, please give me ideasn

ssdude101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Currently a senior. About a month ago they made us all sign an agreement to not do a senior prank. Anyone who breaks their contract by planning one or doing one will be suspended and prevented from walking at graduation.

Oh the times.

pedwingeorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just get the whole graduating class in on a prank

ssdude101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like that's ever going to happen. People don't wanna get in trouble

Imborednow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then: The anti prank. Let work leak (either by word of mouth, or a bunch of 'fliers' of a dozen different weird things that are totally going to happen. Let them go nuts.

ethanrhanielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a junior, I was invited by my buddies for their senior prank. The school had security EVERYWHERE so we had to sleuth around putting up pictures of our principal and former principal all around the school. As well as using his pictures to write seniors all over the the floors

poopgrouper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was an assembly hall, and an all school assembly was scheduled for the following morning. At the entrance to the hall was a little mini lobby - maybe 15' square. The night before, we broke in and filled the entire lobby, floor to ceiling, with crumpled up newspaper. About 20 of us spent many, many hours crumpling, and there was a separate crew running constant laps with a wheelbarrow to the the recycling dumpster to get "supplies."

SpartanLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a Beach Day themed party in the middle of the main hallway. When the teachers tried to disperse us in the morning no one moved. They couldn't not graduate 500 students, so they just said to keep the music down. It was a great day

Squarepantss22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone put a goat on the awning above one of the entrances

Where he got the goat and how he put it there is still a mystery

Oconitnitsua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We couldn't do a senior prank because the year before a kid cut down all of the trees on the main field, he didn't know the trees were all planted for students who had died while there.

goodnames679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

some kids put up a tarp over the sign saying some shit like

"4 sale

includes great teachers"

we did not have a very creative class

mal_reynolds_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Technically, it was for my senior English class. I convinced all the other teachers to keep our English teacher extra busy at lunch, while we hid all the desks from her class in the other teachers classrooms. We then setup a ping pong table and played ping pong for our period (and hung out for the other periods that day).

The teacher laughed and thought it was awesome..

hwarming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think my class did a senior prank

dharp95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really hope I'm not late but the class before mine made a 15 foot paper mache dick and hung it on the side of the school for the entire world to see

BananaJammies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, but some live chickens were purchased and released in the hallways. The principal chased them down and caught them herself, and kept them in boxes in the office until they could be re-homed.

SMT_YHVH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do a senior prank.

sheplax10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got 5 pigs with the numbers 1,2,3,4,6 and had porn projected on the tvs. School was canceled for the day because they where trying to find the pig that didn't exist.

jasonp2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For one our year 12 English tests we were given a video of this African man running for some sort of office, his name was Frank Neweke. It was already a joke in our school because it was a really strange stimulus and barely anyone could understand his accent. So on our muck up day, practically the entire grade printed our various sized pictures of this Frank Neweke and stuck them all around the school. I remember coming back a couple weeks later for finals and still seeing some Neweke's in strange and hard to reach places.

TheLachie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year my friends released 70,000 ladybugs in the halls. It actually made international news. They had janitors with vacuums getting the bugs for weeks. Our principal was beyond pissed. My friends got caught and had to do community service or something haha

snort_support ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class two grades ahead of me put a bloody deer on top of an overhang roof near a bridge where people could look down and get an eyeful of it. Pleasant

bobjoe400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We moved all the furniture out of the teacher lounge into the commons and put it in the same orientation that it would be if it was in the lounge.

hyyerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior prank before my class was particularly nasty, cutting down a tree that had stood at the center of campus for decades.

So our class went the postive route.

We held a massive end of year bbq in the parking lot, made all the underclassmen watch us grill, play in kiddie pools and had a school garage band play music

Basically a day off at campus where we all tailgated and listened to music

AlpacaSwimTeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine and I spelled out large "2004" numbers on various parts of the campus including the front lawn, baseball field, and entrance to the football field.

It looks kinda blotchy now, but every spring giant bubble letter "2004"s start popping up all over campus.

Guardians_of_Pawnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some seniors from 2 Years ago broke into the school and flipped all the furniture in the library upside down, nothing extreme. I on the other hand plan on releasing a large amount of ladybugs into the school in a couple months for my prank.

agoia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go with fruit flies

ObviouslyMeIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spray painted mice in the school colors and released them in the school. Attempted to spray paint the driver's ed/band tower, but the cops showed up.

PegLegPorpoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kids saved up milk cartons from lunch and placed them behind radiators in the middle of January. They went bad (exacerbated by the heat being on) swelled up, and exploded.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Misspelling applause signs held up at the back for graduation.

We deliberately spelled one correctly and one wrong because we doubted most of our parents would be able to tell without a point of comparison.

BananaJammies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not an official senior prank, and not my year... but... the band director gave his car keys to a couple students he trusted and asked them to get something out of his trunk and bring it inside. Instead they drove his car to his house, let themselves in (keys were on the same ring), and rearranged his furniture. And then they drove back to school and gave him whatever they were supposed to get out of the trunk.

mattbrow89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set off all the car alarms in the parking lot

ItsElectric15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had different buildings for different subject areas, so each building got a theme. The history building was turned into a farm (complete with a cow on the ground floors, and chickens and rabbits throughout), the science building became a beach (with volleyball net, lifeguard station, sand, and inflatable pools, the Language building became a jungle with a bunch of trees blocking people, and the English building became a strip club, but that had to be taken down before morning.

OPWC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class president sent a letter to the parents of all of the seniors (supposedly from the vice principal) that the after-prom party was going to be a kegger.

kenoty270 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The night before the last day about 20 kids, myself included, jumped the fences and unscrewed the valve stems on the tires of all the buses, resulting in the tires becoming flat. They canceled school the next day:)

PosXIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class had some serious trouble makers in it, and the teachers and staff had all been begging my class to not go overboard with whatever prank was being planned. Senior year went on with more and more teachers actually getting concerned, and the staff sent out notes to the seniors' families on a weekly basis, to dissuade any crazy pranks.

A month before the last day of school the building lost power while classes were going on. For two days the power was out, and the school was trying to figure out why. All of the students believed that it was the senior prank. What nobody except the seniors knew was that the seniors had no prank planned, and never even committed any prank. No senior got in trouble for the power outage (which was ultimately due to an issue at a near by substation), and many of the underclassmen still thought the seniors were the biggest bad asses in history for getting everyone out of school for two days.

It was great seeing all of the teachers acting completely paranoid throughout the year, which I guess could be called a prank.

PunkestRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was incredibly dumb.

Rumor goes we were all going to bring scooters and ride everywhere. To class, to lunch, everywhere. The day of the prank, instead of only a handful of us bringing scooters, the other 95% of the class sat in the middle of the school, where the 2 main staircases are, and blocked the paths of hundreds of other students.

They called it the 'Senior Snuggle'.

The rest of the school called it...

"The worst prank in school history."

TorgOnAScooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened to my grade.

So I did my own little pranks all year. One of which, At a pep rally toward the end of the year I flew one of these above the preppy girls running it. They were super confused and nobody paid attention to them the whole time.

bs6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will probably get buried but I went to a catholic high school in the late 90s/early 00s. Each classroom had a TV to broadcast the daily announcements in the period after lunch. I was enrolled in the A/V class that produced the TV announcements my last semester. The teacher let us have fun with the production and do them in a different styles every day (e.g. two guys would do the Hanz and Franz thing from SNL). We'd record the announcements just before lunch on a video tape, then move it into the central VCR connected to all the TVs, and one student was responsible for coming back to press play when it was time to show them after lunch.

The last week before school let out for seniors, I decided to switch the announcements VHS tape with a porn tape I got from a friend. I fast forwarded the scene to about 10 seconds before the moneyshot but it got shut off before we got to it. Regardless, there was a fat cock pounding some shaved poon on every TV in that religious school that day. Teachers were offended, students were shocked. The dean came screaming into my classroom bc there was a rumor right away it was me (I made the mistake of telling a couple people what I was doing). He took me to his office and grilled me for about 15 minutes. I knew he was going to lie to get me to confess (he fooled me with that trick two years before) so I just denied, denied, denied. All he had were rumors. I even went so far as to wipe down the tape with rubbing alcohol and handle it with gloves to make sure they couldn't get evidence it was me.

I was threatened with expulsion but they had zero evidence because no one saw me and I wouldn't fess up. It was incredibly satisfying walking across the stage two weeks later, shaking the dean's hand, smiling, then winking at the principal. They canceled that class because of me and from what I understand, they still haven't brought it back. I kinda want to send my kids there just because.

thebabyslayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We convinced the administration that we were gonna do something crazy on the last day before graduation by letting them pick up on vague hints from vague conversations about it. By the last week, all the teachers and principals were expecting something big to happen when the prank was just to get them to think that something big was happening and actually have nothing at all happen.

sirgog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Another classic one.

Schoolkid brings three pigs to school, and paints the numbers 1, 3 and 4 on their sides. Then lets them loose.

They are quickly found. But then it's a mad dash to search for the non-existant pig 2.

arkofcovenant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not explicitly a "senior prank" but it was a prank I did as a senior. My school did "singing valentines" around Valentine's Day, where small ensemble groups from choir would pick a valentines song, practice it for a few weeks. Students could pay $5 (as a fundraiser) and have a "singing Valentine" delivered to a classmate during the day. We'd get to interrupt class for 5 minutes and take the person up to the front of the room and form a semicircle around them and sing to them. And of course we had like top hats and some sort of matching outfit.

So of course our group picked "Never Gonna Give You Up". And got to rickroll just about every class in the school. It was amazing.

slumdogdelaware ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Part of our senior prank was deconstructing our other classmates' senior prank.

We got to the school after midnight to find that another group of students had been there, but decided to more or less vandalize the school rather than play a prank. They had placed benches in front of the doors (hah!) and had put saran wrap around two light posts on either side of the road into the school, which I almost drove right into. They did some other stuff that was pretty lame, like putting honey and oats on the sidewalks - and no, not the cereal, literally honey and then oats sprinkled on top.

So we cleaned up their mess (minus the honey and oats), put some blowup dolls on the roof dressed in our Catholic school uniforms, and flamingo'd the front lawn.

Pretty lame all around I'd say.

MaegyBangerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors got out of school earlier in the year and also had priority parking. So the first day we were out of school the seniors got up early to circle around our parking spots, set up a griddle and lawn chairs and made breakfast. The other students were surprised and some teachers joined us for eggs and pancakes.

We also waited outside until the other kids got out of school and bombarded them with water guns.

ajustice83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was dangerous as hell, but we stacked all the tables in the outdoor lunch area into a tower.

When it got high, we had the littlest among us climb it to grab while we all hoisted them up.

When it started to wobble a bit, we manufactured a base to it by pushing trashcans all around it, admitted we had no engineering skills, briefly left the little guy to fend for himself (sorry Chris) and no one could eat lunch in the lunch area due to the 18 foot tower of tables threatening to fall over at any moment.

They actually had to rent a cherry picker to deconstruct it.

flymon68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone released several hundred crickets in the lunchroom/common area in the middle of the school. They could be heard in the walls all over the school for a few weeks.

Headbutt_ABullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone superglued a giant pink dildo to our brand new mascot statue outside the school. There was talk of painting the entire thing pink since it was a panther but whoever did it chose not to go that far.

CrustyButtFlake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We pranked our rival school. Their football field had a 60ยฐ incline hill that was very visible from a main road. We had heard that years ago, students from our school rearranged a large display of rocks built into that hill to say "Fartans" instead of Spartans. They wised up and planted these bushes that looked flimsy but it took us about 20 minutes to rip out each bush until once again, it said "Fartans".

bethmrogers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my school mascot was a Spartan, and we had a hill with rocks...

Leharen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't mine, but the seniors three years above me decided to place plastic cups filled with...water? I don't remember...in and around the entirety of their lounge. What makes it different is that the teachers were the ones who ended up cleaning all of it up.

sloth_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do anything, but my cousin had a good one.

They tired bras together and strung them up between trees in front of the school. They then changed the marquee to say "thanks for your support"

vegetablegroundbeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually don't remember my senior class prank, but Junior year some of my classmates painted our graduating year over the senior class's year on the bleachers in the stadium. The seniors were PISSED! It was brilliant!

ThatMorseCode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine since my class didn't really do one, but class of 08 at a school in MO thought putting baby chick's everywhere would be funny. In book drops for instance. Many birds died, and as far as I know, not a single person got in trouble for it. I was sad =c

do-you-remember-me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled blow-up dolls with helium and let them float to the roof of the gymnasium / hall on the morning of the Prizegiving ceremony. They had to figure out how to get them down in less than 4 hours...!

learningstudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

who knew cows could walk up stairs but not down...we did and the principal soon found out as well. had to load them into the elevator to be removed. school was cancelled for the day. oh and we put dead fish in the air vents.

kurly1112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to school in a small town, so our high school was both a regular high school and a technical school. We had a lot of automotive guys in my graduating class. Our "official" prank was basically littering the school with fliers and shit. The auto guys took apart the principal's car in secret, and then reassembled it in an empty classroom. It was amazing.

MrSmileyPants1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school kind of pranked itself using my class as the vehicle to do so.

One day about 15 minutes before the school day ended, all of the 11th and 12th grade boys were called to the cafeteria. We all get there and there's about 100 crates of shaving cream, which the faculty hands out to each of us (about 300 students).

Shortly after, the school parking lots are covered with shaving cream penises, pot leaves, and the remains of many a shaving cream battle.

lmaodelayyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of us were handing out mud brownies to the younger students.

sspruill0314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We super glued the locks. Like, all of them. The school had to replace them. We got in a LOT of trouble...

anlandis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently our senior prank was getting frustrated they couldn't get inside and trashing the parking lot while getting drunk. Seriously, it was stupid.

Eventually though, a teacher came and let them in so they would stop doing it. Even that was after the police came to break up the anarchy that was happening.

NewiesT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We met at a park near the school, road our bikes,skateboards, ect to school, and when they refused to let us ride them into the school we went back to the park and had a grill out and played volleyball. It was one of our last days of school so we didn't care all that much, but we came back as the underclassmen were let out and attacked them with water balloons. Good times.

GeebusNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The tradition in my school wasn't a senior prank. It was one or two people going all-out at the seniors formal dance. The year before mine, a couple of girls went in full fairy getups, with sparkles and lace and bubbles. They looked awesome. The year after mine, my friends brother and his closest friend went, one in a full blue tuxedo, the other in proper Scottish formal wear.

My year was some dude who didn't fit in his entire time at highschool, so made no exception about this formal event. Leopard-print smoking jacket, bow-tie with flashing lights and hair all the way up. Even went so far as to blow up a bunch of gold balloons to come spilling out of the car for a grand entrance. The girl I went with was so not impressed that she abandoned me moments after arriving. Which is fair enough, because I was so deep in the closet that I was munching Turkish Delights with a Lion.

There is one photo, that I know of. I'm not daring enough to share it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the years previous to us there were a lot of really good pranks like letting loose three ducks with the numbers 1 2 and 4 on them on the four floors of our school, or putting up a for sale sign on the top of the school with the principle's phone number. But that all ended when some idiots thought it'd be funny to go saw down some oak trees in the court yard as a joke while they were drunk. Now this was a private high school so doing something that stupid basically meant you were expelled unless you had a good lawyer. So the years after that our disciplinarian was a complete hard ass about that and threatened not to let us graduate if we were caught doing a prank.

yairina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Well i thought it would be a great idea to get a bunch of blow up dolls and stick them in trees and other hard to reach places, or have people bring old furniture and set up a "living room" in the quad. (basically all of the senior guys had trucks so this would have been easy

Instead about fifteen people ended up just putting a bunch of lawn chairs around one part of the school with a kiddie blow up pool but they didnt end up even filling it with water. they tried to make it look like a "pool party" but it was a group that brought lawn chairs to school every day so it looked really dumb.

the year before's was even worse: they just stuck a bunch of plastic forks in the lawn.

my sister's class was way better: they staged a wedding with flower girls, a best man, priest and everything

connerisonreddit666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and some friends planned a food fight and it actually turned out to be huge which we did not expect and I got caught because someone snitched on me and got suspended for a week then had to write an apology note to the janitor because she had to clean up which I sort of almost felt bad for but I didn't rat on anyone else so I looked like a dick after... whatevs

Klemhammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have a weekly school meeting where the whole school including teachers go to the open space in the middle of school and hear weekly annocements etc. To speak to the whole school the teachers or whoever was talking would have to go to a podium like balcony and speak with a microphone and atop this balcony we had put a bong on the tip of the roof so like a quarter way through the meeting the teachers and students would start noticing it and some pointing towards it

Playergame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year's senior prank but at my high school some seniors put chickens on the third floor thinking they'd go downstairs and scatter on their way down. Turns out chicken don't do stairs, like ledges, and trying to glide. Animal control got called and picked up a couple of chicken corpses.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but one group of seniors turned one of the halls into a water slide.

Smellzlikefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I filled all of the employee bathroom sinks with water and released goldfish in them.

AlwaysClassyNvrGassy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party, but this story is one of my favorites from my teenage years so I have to share it. My brother and his friends released 9 rats in the school and wrote on them with permanent marker the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Hilarity ensued. Brother got caught and got suspended. My mom had to come in and see the principal and she was all apologetic, but then later high fived my brother and was laughing her ass off. My mom is awesome.

TexasLG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After our class graduated and all the students that just graduated were walking out, our "class song" was supposed to play, and it was supposed to be Warriors by Imagine Dragons. Instead, through a long and very lucky chain of events, we were able to change the song file to Never Gonna Give You Up.

TheDarkRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A shit ton of bouncy ball that we throw at period change over

96naughtynickers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but a few grades ahead of me set loose pigs with numbered signs on them. They were labeled 1, 2, and 4. Supposedly were looking for pig #3 all day.

toering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snuck a live sheep into the courtyard in the middle of the school.

Guyinmichigan670 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watching Channel One and it cut to a porn right during the money shot.

ftg3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank, but I thought it was funny enough to share.

Step 1) Go to the pet store, buy 1000 crickets.

Step 2) Go to girlfriends apartment, put crickets in bathtub. Close door and leave.

Step 3) Wait for girlfriend to freak out.

She never freaked out.

She calls from the grocery store asking for help unloading when she gets home. Perfect, we get to witness it. After the first trip in, she has to go to the bathroom. <so exciting. she's going to flip!> Toilet flush. Running water in sink. She exits. No reaction whatsoever. Go in to see what happened. Bathtub empty. Crickets all disappeared. Not like 1 or 2 hanging out. All completely gone.

There was no cricket problem afterwards. Never saw any one of them again. The only feasible explanation is that the girlfriend was some sort of witch.

bubba3517 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids from my high school released 3 pigs from a local farm into the school with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 spray-painted on their sides. It was a pretty awesome day. We were still finding heirloom pig shits a few weeks later

ibtokin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I threw a large, dead fish into a classroom and ran.

Fractoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't personally involved in the pranks but I did get to be a bystander to some good ones. The year before I graduated the seniors somehow got a cow upstairs. This was rather frustrating for the faculty as cows can walk up stairs but not down. They ended up having to coral the cow all the way across the school to get it through an entry with ground access.

The year I graduated one of the seniors decided that he was going to streak. Everyone, and I mean everyone knew about it except for the faculty. We all knew the time and place and when the entire student body assembled to witness his blaze of glory the faculty went nuts. Sadly the kid didn't really streak, just a banana hammock. But he did get through a quad and a half before he was clothes lined by Officer Rex Gibson. Sadly he was barred from attending graduation but thankfully he still graduated.

Also a bunch of the other seniors drew a dick on the lawn with bleach, killing the grass in the shape of a huge phallus.

Ahm_an_ahlehphahnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am gonna graduate in a few years but I have seen a grad prank. These two guys took a bunch of old playboys (I think they were old because of all the bush) and tore the nude pages out. They then put them in garbage bags and between second to last and last block, scattered them all over the over pass which separates the two buildings at our school and the upper hallway of one half of the school which is connected directly to the overpass. Everyone was laughing but the VP was not impressed. However, our principals is a badass and he was obviously trying not to laugh.

The guys got in a fuck ton of trouble because they distributed porn to minors apparently but since there was only one VP out of the four at our school who was mad and the Principal was cool, they just let them go.

Nothing on their records at all. He's a cool guy, the head honcho.

I have another story; if anyone wants to hear I'll add an edit.

Ender_The_Great ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't get to have one after a few students decided to collect shit in a bucket and proceed to smear it across various surfaces on campus. They smeared it on walls, door handles, windows, etc. They even were "clever" enough to write the year of a lower graduating class on one of the windows. I was not informed on whether it was human shit, but at this point I doubt anyone really wanted to find out. The "poopatrators " were eventually caught. Not sure how though.

I'm afraid it gets worse. At some point during this fiasco, the head of a patron saint of the school was beheaded and buried allegedly on the senior lawn.

TL;DR some kids shit in a bucket and painted the school brown while decapitating and burying the statue of a patron saint.

Rikkirynne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every year our school would close off the football field to let the grass grow and come in really ni

luc3205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our library was a huge open space with 35 foot sky lighted ceilings. We filled three blow-up dolls with helium and let them loose. Our stereotypically sourpuss librarian went insane.

owlsrule143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame class. We do a senior day where we play a video in the auditorium of our whole class doing random stuff, with music behind it, and someone in the grade each year makes it. We show it to grades 9-11 and then when it ends we all run into the stage and get all hyped up. Then we do skits.

The only prank our class decided on was to move everyone's backpacks (which aren't taken into the auditorium, so they're left outside) and put them into our little senior hangout spot near the cafeteria. It's this tiny little room and we had 5 people take 300 backpacks into it.

Our principal I guess found out about it halfway through our skits and began making a few people bring them back to the auditorium door area where they were left outside originally. So everyone came out and it was like nothing had happened.

No fun. Asshole. Everyone would've been so confused.

TipsHisFedora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We boarded up one of the locker rooms and made everyone go through a little doggie door we put in. Then we put newspaper over the windows to make it dark, replaced the lights with UV ones and put fluorescent paint everywhere. It was quite a lot of work for like 20 minutes of slightly inconveniencing people, but it was fun.

ffejbos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I snuck into my highschool's graduation...

to better explain, i went to a vocational school for math and science and because it was so small i played all my sports at my regional highschool. throughout my 4 years, i considered my friend group to be at the local regional highschool rather than my vocational school where i didn't really associate with very much outside of class. so come graduation time, and feeling like i belonged in the regional graduation more than the vocational one, i borrowed an older graduates gown and snuck myself into the procession. everyone a the school knew i was doing it, but no one thought i'd get as far as walking up to receive a diploma that wasn't there. safe to say once the administrator noticed something was fishy (mind you we had been chatting about my college plans all afternoon of the graduation and he never once picked up on the fact i wasn't a student because of how often i was at the school) he blew everything out of proportion and had my ass arrested in the middle of the graduation and thrown into a cop car...i can elaborate more if this gains any traction but that's more or less the gist of it

Angelic1Beast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened my sophomore year, but someone spray painted giant penises on the walls and sidewalks outside the school. They got suspended.

gdutton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to a catholic school. Put googly eyes on every single statue/picture of Jesus around the school.

Yifkong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sent out a copy of the school master key, along with a forged letter from the principal to several hundred students. The letter explained the key was to help facilitate entry, as the school had recently locked all but the main door.

nightcrawler84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alright I'm a junior right now, but my friend and I have a plan for next year. We have large open spaces on the catwalks in our school's theatre (we're both theatre kids). In this area we have a baby doll hanging from a noose on a rafter, that we used for an really old production of "The Crucible". We also have a large painting of a cow with a crawlspace underneath, and we tell freshmen that there's really cool under the cow. There's nothing but dust there. Anyways, we are gonna get a white manikin, dress it in a black suit and put it up there all the way in the back (like 60 feet from the main walkway) so it'll look like Slenderman standing in the back.

Charod48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We decided to set all of our phone alarms at noon (or some time like that), and put them in our lockers, so they would all go off at once.

My school sucked.

Rad-circles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I joined my school, the prank that the seniors pulled off was huge. Every year our school allocates a day at the end of the year for the seniors to do whatever they want within reason. Well this day had been very quite up until the end when the entire school tried to exit out the main entrance to find it fortified with cling wrap wrapped around the car stops and all the senior standing there with water guns, water balloons, spray streamers, and a lot of other stuff like flour bombs. All to stop us from leaving. No-one got injured, but a lot of people got really wet and sticky.

vincentbwang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planned a silly string battle on a Friday when our really strict administrator wasn't on campus for the day. We had maybe 100 people that day and after the rumpus, we cleaned it up.

The next week we did it again. Moments before, said administrator ran up to me and tried to stop the event, claiming it was going to leave a mess. I told her we did it last week and she didn't even know. Surprised and shocked, she decided to let us. We decided not to clean up that day.

Here's the video from the 2nd day

Bertuthald_McMannis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of police showed up in anticipation of any shenanigans that might go on that day. A couple of brothers that lived on a nearby farm heard about this, showed up in their giant-ass tractors and boxed in all of their cruisers. I'm not sure what happened to them, but I respected their audacity.

HarrisonFordDead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was small. The student body was about 80, and the school it self only had about 8 class rooms. 6 out of the 19 graduating seniors got the math teacher to let them in after everyone else had gone home. We TP'd the entire school. Every class room, every office, every bathroom was covered with toilet paper. When we showed up most of the students were confused and the other half was playing in all of it. When the principal asked the culprits to come forward and clean it up, we just gathered it all up and put it in his office before he was done with his morning meeting.

FeedMeACat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planted Fescue grass on the football field, and Kudzu at the goal posts. We thought about planting the Kudzu under the bleachers but we kinda liked our school.

The marching band said it looked like a field when they went for practice in the summer.

8Gh0st8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last week of high school for us was spent mostly outside. Not because the weather was beautiful and the teachers were super lax, but because of all the fire alarms. Without fail, there would be at least one fire alarm per class per day. An entire week of fire alarm pulling by the seniors. Every senior class, btw, and eventually mine did this, and I'm sure it's still done to this very day.

The fire alarms aside, our senior "prank" was just about the lamest thing ever: about 1000 plastic utensils stuck in the front lawn of the high school. That's it. My class got permission from the principal to "pull" this "prank", on the condition that we cleaned it up afterwards............it's been almost 10 years now, and I rarely see things that match up with that level of stupidity.

Moonthrower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The McDonald's near the school had a wooden train for little kids to play on in the summer.

Bunch of the seniors in school stole BORROWED the train, carted it across the highway, and deposited it on the lawn of the school.

Choo, choo, Ronald!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I threw rice and laxatives into the junior parking lot and seagulls shit all over their cars. Lol still makes me geegol.

OnlyOneNut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our mascot was a charger (horse) and we had a giant bronze statue of it in the front that everyone walks by and sees when arriving in the morning so me and a few buddies taped a dildo to its head making it a dick unicorn

MrsPing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a principal that everyone called "Goose" due to his long nose, more like his entire face was elongated, and not really having a chin or neck. Let's say, he was very aware of this being his nickname. Senior year we find a live goose (grew up in a rural area) and dressed him in a tie to look like him. He was then escorted into the school and turned loose in the halls. He just waddled around a while and everyone would say "good morning" to him and call him by the principals real name. He was later removed and we were threatened with not graduating. By today's standards it's pretty tame

Brainsonastick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One night I got a bunch of people from my senior class to meet me on the football field at 2 AM with bread and alcohol. I had them tear up the bread, dip it in alcohol, and spread it all over the parking lot. My school was only a few miles from the ocean. The next morning, there were drunk seagulls everywhere. The buses couldn't get into the parking lot. There is a law where I'm from that school buses can't drop students off more than 50 feet from an entrance. They couldn't get close enough, so they actually had to turn around and take us home. School was cancelled for the day.

-Orion- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Lubricated" the lockers with slight watered down dog, human, bird, any kind, of shit.

slaaitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating a semester ahead of the rest of my class and not participating in any senior hijinks.

100percent_right_now ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshmen the senior class picked up the assistant rugby coaches car and blockaded the dean into this office with it. It was this shitty little right hand drive car the coach had brought with him from england, a real 1980s piece of crap. But it weighed next to nothing and was only like 5 feet wide so it fit right through the big double doors of the centuries old primary building.

The next year they carried it onto the deck of the church so for my senior year we tried to put it on the roof of the field house using a winch, but a bunch of the guys got caught and suspended.

ZKXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduated a semester early and didn't go to the ceremony. So long suckers

SGTgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took two pigs from a hog farm and spray painted No. 1 on one and No. 3 on the other and let them loose in the school. Was hilarious watching and hearing the teachers and staff looking for No. 2 all day long.

blamb211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It sucked.

Group of seniors released a shitload of crickets in the school a couple hours before it started. So by the time everybody got there, they had pretty much all been cleaned up. The janitorial staff worked their asses off all day, the cafeteria was closed because health codes, and the entire effect of the prank wasn't had, because there were no students around to freak out. Whoever pulled that prank, you guys are assholes, and your prank sucked donkey dick.

spetsnazzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a prank, but as a senior who was interested in film, I made a movie of all our teachers dancing to Michael Jackson's thriller. Shit was pretty cool, my principal was even willing to dance to the guitar solo.

thefaber451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sister's grade turned our school into a car dealership. They managed to fit two Toyota Yarises into the front entrance and the cafeteria was full of motorcycles, tractors, and other cars. One of the kid's parents owned a Harley dealership and lived out in the country so they brought in most of the vehicles. Because it was our principal's last year they put up banners saying "Principal's Name Car Dealership" and a whole bunch of other car related things. It was a pretty good prank actually.

The next principal at our school sucked though and he supervised our senior prank so we ended up setting a volleyball net in the cafeteria, only the popular kids coming in beach clothing, and having to take it all down by lunch.

Miscaccountthrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Used weed killer and drew dicks on football field.. Lame ik

canuckpuckbeaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class that graduated at my school last year played beer pong on our great lawn with root beer.

I know, I go to a very strict and lame school.

Kossimer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors graduate before the last day of class and there's a senior only parking lot. Occupy Wall Street was a big current event at the time and we decided to go to school our first day as free people and "occupy senior lot" the place so that the sophomores and juniors couldn't use it like they'd normally be able to that day. A couple of them were dumb fucks that decided forecfully driving their car through the crowd of people was the best course of action. One of them ran over my best friend's foot and got his car keyed in response. The security guard had no sympathy for the driver.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were going to glitter bomb the library. A staff member miss heard and the cops were at the school all day on the senior's last day

nonyobiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cow on the roof

Jetts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasnt really a senior prank, but my friends on the football team waited for the girl that parked next to me leave and they picked my little pickup and turned it sideways in two spots so I was blocked in between a curb and a guy on the teams car. Had to wait multiple hrs for football practice to end so I could leave.

tightastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was kind of stupid - but it requires some back story. My senior class become known for throwing handfuls of baby powder in the air during kickoff at football games. Pretty stupid, but it became a weird source of pride and unity among the senior class. Anyway, some of the guys who started that thought it would be cool to sneak in a bunch of baby powder and throw it up when we threw our hats at graduation...But things went wrong. Apparently some faculty caught wind of this and were very mad (not sure why they would care), so they started searching everyone for the little baggies of white powder before we walked out across the stage. They had lookouts posted in our sitting area and anyone who threw the powder was escorted out and had their diploma withheld. I was sitting pretty close to the "leader" of the group of kids who started it, and I heard a gym teacher tell him that if he saw the kid throw powder he would hunt him down and "punch his fucking face in". His Daughter was graduating so apparently he didn't want her special day ruined? In any case I never really understood the issue. It seemed like a pretty harmless (and lame) prank.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid clocks everywhere. Literally everywhere. In the ceiling tiles. In locked lockers. In teachers' closets. In bathrooms. In trashcans. Anywhere you could think go put a clock, we put them. We all had them timed to go off at noon. I watched in amusement as the disciplinarian peg a clock straight at the floor. The maintenance crew was working double-time to unlock lockers, remove ceiling tiles, and empty the trashcans. It was a good time.

braumski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't do this but people from my school rolled down a teacher's car window and placed broken glass and a bat in the seat next to it. Making it look like someone broke their windows in. After the teacher was done freaking out they just rolled up the window in front of her

JustDandy07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One guy managed to convince the entire senior class (about 450 kids) to not have a senior prank, and he succeeded. Every class before and after had a prank.

Sybertron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flunking out of high school, I sure showed everyone!

sandrrawrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled our school with about 50 chickens. They laid eggs everywhere.

SolitaryFoxCub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

At graduation each member of our senior class was given a small marble. As each person went up to shake the principle's hand we covertly handed of the marble. He was forced to stand there and smile and take each marble until he couldn't hold any more. When he reached maximum capacity he looked around for somewhere to put them but the only surface available was a slanted podium. Marbles went everywhere.

ssup3rm4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had originally planned to fill the fountain with dry ice and soap, but changed it to food coloring and soap, but then some jerks from a rival school broke our fountain, so I bought a hundred of the hottest wings. I mean Wings that had ghost pepper sauce. And handed them out to random people. Then left them in the cafeteria with a sign for people to get one free.

Pinstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When we were all getting our diplomas, each of us handed the principal a jack. (as in one of these).

He was a bit confused but accepted the gesture happily, assuming it to be symbolic.

The last kid called gave him a can of Off bug spray.

Schmity95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we set up a perimeter around the one entrance into our parking lot and charged people change to get in.. donated the money..

hardtobeuniqueuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we didn't get to do one because a class several years before us put goats and chickens in the principal's office before the ceremony. the school cleared out after the ceremony and no one went into his office until monday morning. after that, graduates got a fake diploma during the ceremony and it was made known that pranks would result in never getting a real one.

TigerBomber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

let a chicken with a "1" and a chicken with a "3" go inside the school. the year before us though a few srs got ahold of the master key that unlocks all of the locker padlocks and swapped every single one in freshman hall.

IIRC, one or both of them were actually not allowed to walk with the rest of their class and lost scholarships over it. there's a lesson in that somewhere.

cardinal195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead deer caracas being left in the boys locker room. And multiple cooking timers being set to go off at the same time in the ceiling.

dr-whsikers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

myself and four other football guys disassembled the golf cart that the supervisors drove around and put it all back together on the apex of the library. which was seen from the highway....

Jayboman66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just stuck a big block of cheese in an air vent.

Zeroboy27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years ago, some of the graduating class poured baby oil sown the halls as they were leaving. It probably didn't help that the janitors decided to use the Zamboni to try to clean it up...

B3AROTAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a giant super soaker/ water balloon war in school. It was pretty fun.

darthrevan140 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my senior quotes under something I would give someone I said a Russian candy cane. Other people put smart ass answers but mine was blatantly dirty. Oh and during the ceremony we threw our hats despite being told not to yup we were crazy.

eatblooddrinkflesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existing.

hurricanesb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class as a whole didn't do anything, but at graduation the class clown did. Before his row was called up to the stage he dropped trow, and walked up to the proceeds in the gown and well, nothing else in the downstairs region. Proceeded to give the lady Principal a big old bear hug after receiving his diploma, with only the thin veneer of a green graduation glorified sheet between his nether regions and herself. He was one decidedly ballsy, creepy, bastid.

Fyne_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papers all over the halls and let a couple chickens loose in school

Tylerdeanfilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a giant pillow fight in the center quad. It was really fun! The principal didn't mind too much, actually joined in haha

I made a video about it, if anyone wants to see!

https://youtu.be/OF4P-dANq5c

dropkickderby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hit my principal with a water balloon while he was teaching his history class with the 11th grade.

believeblycool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All of the ones at my school were pretty bad. Freshman year they put thousands of crickets inside the freshman locker hallway. Sophmore year they bought a really old car and drove it into an amphitheater in the middle of the courtyard, and covered it in bird seeds. It took a special truck to get it out. Junior year they superglued all the A.P. testing rooms locks so that no one could get in to take their exams. (This was kind of bad because there were limited rooms and if you don't start at a certain time you're technically supposed to take a makeup version of the test a few weeks later). My senior year we put all the picnic tables on the roof of the building in a pyramid formation. Every single table broke as they were trying to get them down.

marroww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not showing up to school

Apopho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't my class, nor was it a prank:

-My Freshman year the seniors got balloons filled with Bleach, Urine, and other nasty liquids/substances, and threw them from the second floor down onto a lot of kids during a passing period. They no longer allow us to bring backpacks during the last week of school.

-My sophomore year wasn't that fun either. The week of these pranks it was fairly wet and cold and rainy outside, not like drizzly, but RAINY. They pulled the fire alarms, three times. My school is big, so imaging 4000+ kids all exiting the building, and since it wasn't a drill, the firemen had to come, so that's about 30-45 minutes, out in the cold rain. Three times. It was not fun

I am truly scared what my class is going to do this year.

KingBevins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can buy 1,500 ladybugs on Amazon for 5 dollars. A bunch of us threw in and we bought 60,000 and released them in the main building. Someone suggested crickets, but that seemed too evil.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haven't done it yet, current senior now. Our school has a massive pyramidal glass roof where all of the entrance hallways meet. We're going to fill a shit ton of blow up sex dolls with helium and let them fly.

My sister's graduating class thought it would be funny to throw tires on the roof. They broke a solar panel instead.

PluggerOfButts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hijacked the TV's for the morning announcements and instead played an amazing rendition of Grillz by Nelly

BravoFoxtrotDelta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had two main traffic loops - one that encircled the whole school building and fed parking lots, and another in front of the school, within and overlapping the greater loop, that formed a drop-off loop in front of the school. Like so: http://i.imgur.com/WvIZQbl.jpg

Roughly 100 or so of us arrived a few minutes early to school one day, and proceeded to drive at a snail's pace, bumper-to-bumper, around and around the smaller front loop of the school. No one could get in off the main thoroughfare, and no could get out from around the back of the school (mostly early busses). We kept it up for roughly 30 minutes or so until the administrators - rushing around and attempting to get control - became apopleptic, and then quickly dispersed around the school, parked, and ran to our classes. No one got hurt, no one got in trouble, and we had a good laugh throughout.

What we didn't know was that our stunt resulted in a traffic jam that snarled the main thoroughfare for miles on either side of the school, and made the local news.

KantoRegionChampRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some buddies and I went out and shot a few deer, took them to my friends dad who is a taxidermist and had him stuff them in teacher poses. Then we dressed them up and had the janitor let us into the school after hours and set them up in the classrooms and principals office. It was harmless, but funny as hell seeing everyone's face when they walked in and saw a fucking deer dressed like our teacher writing shit on the board.

charliedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but my first boss. She was about thirty years older than me, so this was 45ish years ago.

Anyway, the legend goes something like this:

The night of their senior prank, they managed to get a cow across a major road, across the school grounds, into the school, and upstairs into the girls' bathroom, all without being seen even once.

Now cows go up easily but not down easily, and apparently it was scared, so I hear the bathroom was an absolute disaster and they had difficulty removing the cow.

Now since it was such a major prank, only a couple people were in on it, and no one ever confessed. To this day, their reunions are prefaced with the heading: "Who put the cow in the girls' bathroom?"


I also had a teacher who claimed they hoisted their principal's car onto the roof of the school. She had good stories, so I don't doubt her either.

Joucebox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let out a bag of many crickets in the library, replaced the soap dispensers with lube, TP'd the school, stuck pads with ketchup stains on bathroom stall doors, and put honey on the staircase railings.

SallyG- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't do one but the class a few years before us put pancake syrup all over a lot of bleachers the night before a football game. I remember having to sit out on the grass lol

aggregatechel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend bought a couple dozen plastic vuvuzelas and we marched up and down the hall playing them while underclassmen were taking finals. It only lasted a couple minutes so I don't think it caused them to repeat finals or anything. This happened to be 2010, which is the year the world cup was in South Africa. That's where my friend got the idea.

deoxsys09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a dome roof on a building so we painted it to look like a giant boob from the sky. Turns out it wasn't that great of a prank bc no one has a bird eye view of the school but we still loved it.

yeetly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids put marshmallows all over the front lawn of our school. Everyone was laughing about how stupid and "un-memorable" it was. Not wanting to have the lamest senior prank in the history of our schools history, our class valedictorian decided to write "VT IS NOW" on the bathroom wall (this was right after the Virginia Tech school shooting). The rest of our senior year was spent under lock down. Very memorable.

kieranaviera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all spray painted the parking lot. It was pretty much something the seniors did every year. The left most of it because we didn't do anything obscene. However, a friend painted a few iron crosses and they went over it with black paint because it looked like a gang symbol to them apparently. A few of us spray painted the outline of our bodies on the road which was fun.

The_PurpleCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planned a water balloon fight on the football field after the school day was finished. Though word got out because someone made a twitter page announcing the times and place and the school found it. They started going through people's cars taking large coolers filled with balloons and blocking off doorways and adding extra patrols around the school. It was pretty lame.

Quimbo-Slice20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had all the guys who drove trucks show up to school around 5:00 A.M. and block all the entryways with their trucks, so no one could get in. Police were called.

MaddieRose13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stole all of the clocks in the school the morning of our muck up day. Was fucking brilliant. Put them back the next day.

KyleRaynerGotSweg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I didn't take part in this one because there were several attempts my senior year and this was by far the most stupid of the bunch. Basically a bunch of students skipped class and decided to go to the pool and just sit there and wait for the principal to come tell them to leave and go to class, and they were going to shove him into the pool when he did. It's a stupid prank to begin with, I have no idea why they thought the principal would be the first one to come there considering everyone knew about it the day they told everyone, teachers included. For the ones who didn't take part and just went to class it was just hilarious when the principal came over the intercom and said, "Anyone in the pool area who is not in class in 10 minutes will be suspended for one day, thank you." The walk of shame and look on their faces when they shuffled into class was hilarious.

I much preferred the year before mine's prank, where they got several senior saxophone players to go to classrooms around the school and play Careless Whisper one after another, it was like the beacons of Gondor scene in Lord of the Rings except with sound as each person started after they heard another start, and with more George Michaels.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropping out of school in tenth grade and going to college and still getting their stupid fucking diploma.

shappydew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We turned the football feild into a giant slip and slide. Two vynil billboards and 200 gallons of water turned Friday into a giant shit show.

StarVulpes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a second story with a balcony located directly over the cafeteria and the main hall to the gyms and such. This dumb ass kid decided it would be a good idea to dump a whole container of airsoft pellets over the balcony. We have cameras everywhere so it took them a matter of minutes to find who did it. Instead of suspending him, they made him crawl hands and knees and pick up every last pellet. Our principle was pretty cool

_--_--_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my buddy sprayed "liquid ass" all over the school. They closed down 3 bathrooms and two staircases because of us. We even got to go home an hour early because the smell was too distracting.

ehe9501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god. Someone sprayed that in the locker room, the smell leaked everywhere. That is some unholy stuff

peteman720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a couple buddies snuck in late one night through a door that didn't quite lock all the way. We ended up stuffing the floor zamboni into the elevator and rehanging the principles office door upside down. Good times.

_Joe_Blow_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Since the seniors got out of school a week early for graduation we decided to build cinder brick walls in front of every door outside of the school on the last day of finals for the juniors/sophomores/freshmen. The idea was that they wouldn't be able to have school and would have to finish finals the Monday after that weekend and start summer late. One idiot got us caught by taking off his mask during the 2 hour long building process right in front of a security camera. Ratted all of us out because they threatened him with jail time. Did a lot of community service for that one.

Future_Tyrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank, but some seniors one year brought a canoe to school and two kids rode it down the stairs

Turkilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 bails of hay, 1 large gymnasium, 1 deer

lateacher64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We wedged a Volkswagon beetle in front of our courtyard gates.....no one in or out!

Swichts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man my class had huge parties all four years and never invited me. They got me so good.

chipppster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Stole Drivers Ed car, wrote with shoe polish on most of the schools Windows, various things. Always want to quickcrete an empty keg on school grounds but didn't end up doing that one.

Edit: also got my name in the local paper with the name "John Holmes"

huhidonotgetit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Release 3 pigs and number them 1, 2, and 4.

Shwaymond78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We blew up about a thousand balloons, put them in huge sized garbage bags and loaded them in a trailer a kids parents had. We all skipped first period, had the kid park the trailer right out of the school and went ape shit while we unloaded the garbage bags on every level of the school.

laxaroundtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to boarding school. all of our pranks had to be "administration approved". That being said, we had a pretty cool administration that helped us set it up. The short version is that we woke the entire school up at 2am, lead them to the theater and did some skits, announced that there would be no school the following day and then had a big party in the gym with food, bounce houses and music.

norsegod9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hung raw hot dogs all over the school. Literally everywhere. Also left them in toilets, zip tied them to teacher's stuff, etc.

ehe9501 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:28:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lmao

I_got_worms_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This may be too late but we did nothing actually. They threatened us with some serious punishment. So fast forward quite a few months into the summer we got on the roof of the building, which not very many people know how to get onto w/o a ladder, and we painted Seniors 2015 so next time google images takes a picture we will forever be apart of the school.

creature124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some fuckers threw water balloons filled with either urine or bleach.

They got arrested.

xFumbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didnt plan this at all but a group of my classmates bought like 1000 bouncy balls and dumped them through the halls. Turned into a boucy ball fight quickly. People got yelled at but i dont think any trouble other than a slap on the wrists.

sir_bastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my best friend were very bored one day, and him and I were shit disturbers. He was a goth who wore the spike necklace, spiked boots, spiked gauntlets, black eyeliner, black lipstick, he was all out back then. Me? I was a cross between a metalhead and a punk.

We're on our spare and he brings me to his locker, and inside is a can of adhesive (spray) glue. Now we wanted to upgrade our pranks from the usual drawing dicks on the wall, or interrupting our friends classes during movie times by going in and farting in their face than running out...

"Hey buddy, check this out. It's spray glue!" I looked at the glue, and I was amazed at the possibilities. We looked at each other, laughed and did the stereotypical "DUUUUUDE!". So we go upstairs to a male washroom. Our plan was he would stay outside and snap his fingers (there was no door) if he saw someone coming and I would go in there and cause chaos.

So I sprayed the glue on two toilet seats.

Well, some poor jock that used to pick on me (thank you, karma) got his ass glued to the toilet seat and couldn't get up. They had to call an ambulance and he got sent to the hospital with the toilet seat still on his ass.

They were looking for the people responsible but we were never discovered.

10 years later, though I feel bad for the guy, it still gives me one hell of a chuckle and still comes up in conversation between the two of us.

naughtyvixenveronica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a porn video on Channel One!

klovely78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled a hallway with balloons but the bottom ones were partially filled with motor oil.

razdiray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I grew up in Estonia, a country of two languages, Russian and Estonian. My best friend and I (he's Est., I am Est. and Rus.) were hanging out. This other Rus-speaker approached me asking what's "to party" in Estonian. My answer was the translation of "to fuck someone". He was trying to hook up with some girl by trying to get her to go to some party. My Est. best friend laughed, but wouldn't say anything.

We had a 2-hour break in the schedule, I went home and saw some horrible news on TV. I came back to class and told my best friend I saw a plane fly into a skyscraper in NYC. He laughed. I thought about what I saw on TV and said "you know what, it was actually TWO PLANES flying into sky scrapers!" He laughed even more, saying he won't believe a single word I ever say from now on, and mentioned the way I pranked that Russian dude. The story happened in fall, early 2000's.

tagwag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior rn, gonna be hacking into my schools projector systems and playing music, throughout the school. I also plan on hacking a locked projector that's in out lunch room and in the middle of lunch playing a bunch of dance music, gotta pump them up! Only issue, one teacher knows that I have this power so I gotta go out with a bang

RustyCock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a prank, but more like a hilarious accident. I was sitting in the room before class starts, screwing around with my buddies. At the time I had just learned how to throw pencils to make them stock in the ceiling, and I had become rather good. I sat right under the (stationary) fan as I was flinging pencils into the air, when I got one to stick. I was just about to climb on top of my desk to grab it when the teacher comes in and flip the switch to the fan. FUCK. The pencil is now in the ceiling as blades are whirling around fast as hell, my buddies and I are looking at each other with a look of amusement/horror. About halfway through the class there's a bang and the pencil goes flying into the back of the teachers head, a little blood is drawn. She was not very happy as she thought someone had deliberately flung a pencil at her

tl;dr pencil hits fan, pencil breaks teachers cranium

InsanityAwaits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We charged teachers access to the car park, then spent the money on fish and chips for lunch

nimmyjewtr0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We actually had a few that we did.

There's a long ramp in one of the hallways in my school, so during one of the passing periods we turned it into a slip 'n' slide with a long ass tarp and buckets of water. That didn't quite go over well with the principal....then later that day we all skipped the last period and ran through halls banging on lockers, blasting DMX with a giant speaker, and basically being rowdy af.

The next day we all skipped another period, went outside and had a class-wide kickball tourney and grill-out in the parking lot.

Finished off the "prank week" with a pretty convincing "Mandatory Vaginal Inspection" flyer printed out around 50x and pasted throughout the halls. That one actually ended up making the news so chalk one up for us.

ALK5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my teachers were telling my class about how about 8 years ago a group of grade 12s filled all the stair wells with smoke bombs and locked the doors to the stairs and proceeded to pull the fire alarms and make every one upstairs think they were trapped in a burning building.

thelonelygod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We spread a rumour about having a senior skip day. The school send out emails saying anyone caught skipping wouldn't be able to walk during graduation.

Come the day of all the seniors spent the day skipping around the school instead of skipping school. We have a few people even bring jump rope. The school had no idea how to react to our cunning plan.

Jankum29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend and I broke in the school one night and spread gallons of vegetable oil all over the halls. The whole place was shutdown most of the a.m. and classes were displaced. I later found out that our wretch of an AP gov teacher was the first in the school and fell and cracked her leg. It was overall glorious but did feel a little bad

dubeskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably too late to the game here, but anyway...

It was a brand new high school in California so it was a pretty decent campus size, and we were the first class to graduate. As graduation was getting nearer it was kinda unspoken that we wouldn't be able to pull something too mean off or risk getting in deep shit. Somehow the idea arose that we'd all just all just spend the night on campus, so around 6pm when all the teachers had left campus, one of the janitors left a back gate open and the senior class sneaked in with tents, sleeping bags, couches, barbecues, books, weed and booze, and all sorts of other fun stuff. It was a pretty huge (but somewhat quiet) party because we didn't want the cops to get called for noise. When the teachers started to show up in the morning on the following day they just brushed it off as "Oh, you crazy kids..." They even let us leave our tents and crap up for the day.

Since it was the entire class no one in particular got in trouble, and ever since it's become tradition to spend the night on campus as the Senior Prank and the administration now silently sanctions it.

theelephantscafe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aside from TP'ing the trees in the quad, the kids just put every single trash can on the roof above its spot on the ground. That would have been funny and harmless had it not been windy as hell. All the garbage cans fell over, so the custodians had to clean the entire school the whole day to get rid of all the garbage, it was terrible.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my prank, this is when I was a sophomore.

The seniors decided to mess with each grade for their prank- each grade had their own hallway with lockers, etc. The freshman and sophomore hallways were the best. For the freshmen, the seniors put hundreds of solo cups full with water in the hallway. No one could get through unless it was removed, and some freshman decided to turn it into a slip-n-slide, and ran around the school soaked for the rest of the day.

For the sophomore hallway, the seniors wrapped the ENTIRE hallway with Saran Wrap- the entrances were taped up so you had to rip it down to get through. Each locker, each lock on the lockers, each water fountain, every little thing was taped shut with Saran Wrap. Apparently my friend got to school while the seniors were at it, and they taped him up too (like a mummy, arms at his side, his face poking out from the plasticky madness), he was running around for help saying "they got me!"

Good times.

The_Great_FASB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thousands of styrofoam cups filled with water on the top (freshman) floor. Teachers and janitors didn't realize what was there until the hundreds of freshmen came in the morning. It was too late by then and the hallway was a watery mess.

Judge_thehorned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We created an indoor park. Real trees and all! We set it up on a Saturday, and when we came in Monday morning, everyone was acting like it was completely normal. People were playing chess at the stone table, lounging on the bench, laying in the fake grass, etc. http://m.imgur.com/YeuZ9Za

bball1dc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had this central courtyard that was outside and was sunken down with big wide sidewalks around it. It had three wide shallow steps to get into it. The steps were only about three inches tall, but one foot wide.

Anyway we built metal ramps in welding class that fit in between the steps to make a smooth ramp into the courtyard. Our principal had an old VW bug, pretty light and easy to move. He left his window down, we put the manual transmission into neutral, and rolled it into the courtyard. We Pulled out the metal ramps and took off. They couldn't figure it out how the car got in there. They Had to call a tow truck to get it out.

beershitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a golf-cart on the roof. If was about a 20 ft high, so we had to load the golf-cart onto a forklift, load the forklift onto a huge trailer and back the trailer up to the ledge with a truck at 3am. Then we raised the forklift, slid the cart off and placed it. We spray painted it with penises, our class year, etc. Didn't go over too poorly with the administration either. Just had to take it down the next night.

spacemanspiff30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Acting like I actually gave a shit what those hicks did.

Carmel_Chewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My High School is a multi-floor building, about four floors of classes and we also have a Special Education department, (this is important later)

So, I didn't personally do this but some kids from our grade covered the central stairwell stairs in baby oil. This Stairwell has some like 400 students packed in it trying to go to class between every period. There are a bunch of other stairs people go through, but like I said this is the the central, easiest to use one.

Now our school lets the Special Education kids out of class earlier to head to their next class so they can get around without having to be stressed out about the thousands of kids in the hallways and they are the first to discover the baby oil on this stairwell.

You can see where this is going, they all tumble down these stairs (which are made of concrete) and into this glass panel at the end of the stairs on the 2nd floor which is this big lookout into the city. Needless to say, lots of broken bones and big cuts as multiple ambulances had to be called to take them all to the hospital.

dagem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A greased pig... got caught in five minutes by two security guards, a week of planning (mostly to keep the pig hidden and safe), and he was returned to his owner unharmed. Most of the school had no idea it had even taken pace, biggest let down ever... then we went and smoked, so it wasn't all bad.

zacch2k10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Principal was standing against beam in cafeteria, me and buddy, two rolls of duct tape, run up, start wrapping in opposite directions, me at the feet, friend at the chest until Principal was unable to escape or even move. Was pretty funny.

MarkyRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I ordered a bulk of 6 blow up sex dolls and filled them with helium. at lunch we ran into the atrium and let them fly. haha the atrium was 3 stories high so they were left there until they deflated.

Timebanditx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a for sale sign out front on the highway with the principals cell number on it, parked all our vehicles in the staff lot taking up all the space, and hiding all the common room chairs and tables in an unused classroom

CommanderZiggens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Students slowly stole all the spoons from the cafeteria. Principle kept threatening to shut down extracurriculars if the spoons didn't get returned. Last week of school, after never making good on his threats, he just requests that the spoons please be returned to him and no one will be punished. That night, we stuck all the spoons eating side up in his front lawn.

Mrwut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blew up a toilet.

ehe9501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LMao

fueledbychelsea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A teacher took a quick break to grab something from the copy room and in that small amount of time we each grabbed or desks and chair and moved the class out to the lawn in front of his window. We arranged the desks like they were in class and all returned to our work outside. He was a champ and when he came back and saw us out there he just moved the class outside.

nyc731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a private school for HS and they had the genius idea of letting the seniors graduate a week earlier than the other three grades (we had our last day on Friday, graduated over the weekend, and then all the underclassmen would have their exams the following week). Recognizing the great opportunity for mischief, we slipped into the school over the weekend and taped an expired gift card over one of the little used doors in the building. Sunday night a big group of us returned through that door and organized chaos ensued.

I should note that, being a catholic school with a culture of trust, we also had the great idea of not having locks on our lockers... Each grade had their own hallway of lockers and we first quickly emptied all of the books and notebooks from those lockers into long piles in the middle of each hallway. Then, in a surprisingly fluid operation, we would fill our arms with a collection of books taken from various points along said piles and sprint them to another class' hallway where we'd throw them into random lockers. We'd do the same thing back from that hallway...over and over again until we had managed to scatter every student's books across several lockers in another class' hallway on the other side of the school...only days before exams were to start.

The amazing part about it was that it only took about 15 minutes and we left no evidence of the switch. We woke up anxious Monday morning imagining how word of the prank slowly would spread as people started to trickle into school, opening their lockers and starting to piece together what had happened. I knew it had gone well when I got a compliment from one of the junior's on myspace (it was '06) about how sick our prank was.

Past senior pranks just involved chugging milk or painting an insulting name for our vice principal on the windows so it sounded like a majority of the students actually respected what we pulled off. In reality it mostly screwed over the administration as they had to deal with upset parents and spend the day scrambling to get everyone their books back that day. They even brought cops in and were considering charging us with breaking and entering (someone snitched), but in the end they just asked us to do service at the school over the summer...where the janitors complimented us on another prank we had pulled earlier in the year.

TL:DR We scattered all the underclassmen's books across several lockers on the other side of the school only days before final exams.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably will get buried, but at my school we had a kid spray paint a massive orange dick on the side of our two story building. He cleverly in spray paint captioned it "SPREAD THE NOWLEDGE."

Pretty great considering still no one knows who did it. (this being 5 years ago).

Dinosaureater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here is my Class' senior prank. http://news.yahoo.com/video/senior-prank-mound-westonka-hs-232600484.html

We all said good bye to our Principal that was retiring that year with us.

I_Know_You_Are ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We purchased a couple hundred pounds of fish heads & tails from the local fish market and a whole bunch of inexpensive pad locks. One night, we locked the fish parts in unused lockers throughout the school. After a few days, it got real! The whole school smelled of rotting fish. Eventually, the administration made everyone empty out their lockers so they could easily identify which locks to cut. We laughed.

Eklypze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class ahead of me let out a bunch of crickets. That was an interesting day. I don't think my class actually did anything. When I graduated 8th grade, a bunch of us snuck out of my house. We put clay in all the locks, cut the rope off the flag pole, and put the trash cans in the basketball hoops. Man vandalism use to be so fun.

Kelck222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My best friend and I used fertilizer to outline a penis on the grass in the middle of our school. You could see it for years.

phillyrepresent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior but occured one year when I was attending. Seniors went to a fucking graveyard and dug up a dead body and taped it to our schools flagpole. Another year the seniors rented 2 pigs with the numbers 1 and 3 and spent the whole day tricking teachers they had to look for "number 2". My third year, Junior, the kids rented go-carts (our school has a ring road that goes around the campus, 1 way) and dressed in Mario Kart outfits and drove around for the whole morning racing. Shit was crazy.

NerfWarriorRob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why do I get the feeling you're looking for ideas?

Anywho, I made a bunch of counterfeit early dismissal slips and passed them out to all the seniors I saw in the morning before 1st bell. I suggested if they were going to use them to use them for last block since the teachers only verified them if you missed their class entirely.

This lead to the teacher of a seniors only class getting upset with one student since there was a test scheduled for that day, but he got the joke when the entire rest of the class had slips too.

fiftyshadesofsway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled up our entire teacher's office with soap foam balls. Inflated a inflatable pool on the court yard and threw teachers / underclassmen into the pool. Was quite a blast.

poser4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were "banned" from pulling one because of the seniors the year before us.

Our school stopped using lockers long before I started and my junior year they decided to start using them again. Because all the original combination things were removed, we were issued locks that fit through the hole in the handle thing.

Some senior had access to the database of everyones combination and went and just moved around random locks. It took days till some kids has access to their lockers.

rsgamg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let me see..

I laid down on one of the tables during lunch. I mean I took up 8 seats and just laid there the entire time and I was never asked to get up or move. Some people even ate off me.

Someone left the acrylic sealer in woodshop open so it dried out. We went in the halls and played Frisby with it.

I showed up to homecoming in a dress. All my female classmates were all over me that night. There was one girl who showed up in a suit so I decided it would be perfect to dance with her.

My trig and calc teacher said that if I didn't want to take her class or if I thought it wasn't important I could leave any time I wanted. I packed up my things and I walked out of her class. I went to the woodshop room and took a nap until woodshop (my next class) started.

Senior year was my fuck it year.

kartman44321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If we wanted to have a prank, we had to get it approved by the dean or they would press charges for any damages to property or things if that nature. I navigated around this by playing a prank by myself. While everyone else went to school, I did not. This happened 37 days over the course of a year.

DrMobius0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

None. Our school cracked down on that shit like you wouldn't believe. Then again, when several pranks involved vandalism and blockading halls when everyone had to get to class the year before, I'm not surprised they killed it.

chris34567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So this isn't my years prank but it did happen while I was at my school. Being a very rural Ontario school, the senior class collected three pigs and numbered each pig, then releasing them into the school. This sounds lame so far,but the prank was that they labelled the three pigs 1, 2, and 4 not telling anybody, creating panic in the administration. This of course ended terribly with one of the pigs having a heart attack from all the people trying to catch it, and some of the students getting charged with animal abuse, but it's a funny story without this last bit!

CaliGuardGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put dawn detergent into the swimming pools over night, when the pumps ran it made it into a giant mound of frothing bubbles.

Three_Headed_Monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One guy in our year drove a little buggy type thing to school. While he was in class we picked it up and left it at the top of the stairs in one of the school's towers.

this_is_not_zen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myself and 4 other classmates "borrowed" 165 cinderblocks from a construction site, broke into the school late night with a copy of a janitorial key, and built (stacked) them across the main hallway of the entrance of the school and spray painted graffiti on it to tag our class. They were loose bricks, but we left a bag of quickcrete next to the wall just to say, "it could have been much worse".

Atruen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One kid in our grade lived on a farm, we snuck in 3 little pigs with labels taped on their bodies that said either 1, 2, and 4. They spent so much time looking for number 3

Beep12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior class decided not to do a prank, so me and four friends bought 200 small plastic turtles. We placed these turtles in every single nook and cranny we could find. We even convinced the guy who refills the vending machines to let us put one in the vending machine. People started collecting them and me and the friends just laughed about it not telling anyone we did it. Turns out a kid knocked a kid out because he wanted the guys turtle. Was one of the best few days I had in high school.

TL:DR Turtles Everywhere=Fist Fight For Turtle Dominance

daemyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of guys with trucks drove up to the mountains, filled them with snow, then dumped 8' piles in front of every entrance. The school had to shovel snow in May or else it would have been a snow day.

ManoloS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late but here goes.

This was the class before mine unfortunately.

Borrow 3 pigs from own of the farm kids (High school in North Carolina so there were a couple of farm kids)

Label the pigs "1" "2" and "4". Slather em in Vaseline so they're nice and slippery. Release em in the school. Chaos.

They found out who master minded the prank and didn't let them walk, go to prom or the senior trip. My class got threatened with expulsion if we did anything as reckless. We opted to burn a veiny dick into the schools football field using gasoline instead.

Arusht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a giant food fight in the middle of the main hall, with like 500+ people. It was amazing until some idiots started throwing trays.. and then they decided to start throwing fucking chairs! Senior pranks are now banned at my high school...

DagonPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We made it public that we had this crazy elaborate plan to do something absurd for our prank. Once we chose the day, we posted it knowing that people were looking at the Facebook class page. In reality we all skipped that day and made the teachers think we were doing something. It was actually kind of funny. The next day every senior teacher was asking us what we did and what happened or when the prank was going to unfold. Our class president wrote it in his speech on graduation day that we actually didn't do anything at all.

linny93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class TPed the school, which seems lame. But the members of National Honor Society needed more community service hours, which they got from cleaning up the mess. It was brilliant.

xzmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We taped red string all over the corridor walls, so everyone had to walk through it like they were in a spy movie.

PKMNtrainerKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all bought air horns at brought them to school on the same day, November 11th, and we all simultaneously blew them in class at 11:00.

You'd just hear HRRRRRRRR

HRRRRRRR

Hrr hrrrrrrrr

For 5 minutes all over the school, since none of the clocks were synchronized

CondomLeavesARice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all bought like 20$ worth of bouncy balls and stuffed our backpacks. During the last class switch hell was raised in the main stairwell

stigmaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably too late. I put chairs on the roof before school pretty much everyday. On the last day of school I set up a few tables and some chairs; as many as I could set up discreetly before the sun came up.

d00dical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All throughout high school we would make what we called "milk lockers" which are pretty self explanatory in that we would choose one locker and just put our almost empty milks in them every day after lunch or in the morning if someone had milk whenever anyone had some extra milk we would put it in the unlocked locker. Usually they would start to noticeably smell within a few months and a janitor would clean them out. Senior year in my school the seniors actually do a internship the last month and a half of school so they are basically gone from the school before everyone else except for AP classes and coming in once a week to meet with your internship advisor. Before we left we made about 25 milk lockers randomly spread around the school but with half gallons poured into shopping bags and this time we locked them. Well in reality we did not end up doing it because I found out locks are not that cheap and 25 locks would be a ton of weed I wouldn't be able to afford all summer so it never happened but I regret not doing it.

I did host a pancake breakfast in the parking lot on our last day and brought root beer and birch beer kegs and we played "beer pong" and grilled all afternoon but that wasn't much of a prank.

Majeh7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids decided to trash the library, fill the principle's office with books, and throw the rest of the books in a giant pile. They basically destroyed a lot of the books and pissed off all of the administrators so much that they took away some of our senior privileges until they found out who did it. It was really shitty because another group of kids a had planned an actually reasonable prank that would have been funny, but they definitely weren't going to go through with it after that.

wait_WTF_was_that ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my classmates was able to get a bunch of sod donated to us, so we laid the sod in all of the hallways. The school then used it to replace the the dying sod around the building.

mechanicalspirits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(After I graduated, but still crazy) Huntsville High School (AL), 2008 or so, some seniors paid a HIV+ homeless crackhead to run around the school naked. It was pretty serious. The end.

501points ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I edited the senior news letter. It was supposed to say "The senior class sponsored its annual Christmas dance". It was printed, and distributed with "The senior ass sponsored its anal Christmas dance". My teacher knew it was me, but couldn't prove it. Also, my buddy let a turkey loose in the hallway. Fun times.

the_impossimpable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never pulled it off, but we were supposed to take all the clocks in the school and put it into one of our teacher's classroom. The principal was in on it and everything, and a handful of us were going to meet up with him in the evening when no one would be on campus, grab all the school clocks, and just pile it in his doorway. He was supposed to open the door and go WTF the next day. But some idiot took the clock off the locker room wall, walked it over to that teacher's room, and went "Here you go, Mr. BlahBlah!"

Damn you, impulsive sunuvabitch. Damn you.

cinder_hella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of the kids in my senior class decided to put small pieces of plastic in all the locks on the doors, and then melt the plastic with hot glue, thus destroying every lock on campus, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage.

TL;DR: My senior class doesn't understand what "prank" means.

jagrrbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

About seven of us bought as much sand as we could afford at Home Depot (about $200 worth) and convinced a teacher to leave a gate open so we can drive a car through. Oddly enough we still had to jump a fence and hide from some patrolling cops. We set up a mini-beach in the quad. Sand bar, volley ball net and some beach balls lying around. We let everyone know to wear beach attire the next day. The next school day we all had to go to an assembly where "no one will be allowed to go to prom if the people responsible didn't come forward". No one came forward. (Prom was had by all anyway.)The dean of discipline stabbed a beach ball during nutrition break.

_BallsDeep69_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT: My school fucking sucks.

firelioness12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

is it common to hire a mariachi band to follow the principal? I keep seeing it and I doubt we all went to the same school

DJMooray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but this thread needs some bad ones I feel. They rented a porta-potty and knocked it over in front of the main entrance.

They took the soccer net and put it over the practice football goal. (Not even the main one)

Oh and they threw away the receipt for renting the portapotty in the trash can right next to it.

Kliner49r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last day seniors would run down through hallway right when the bell rings, we decided to each have a can of silly string and sprayed it while we ran down the hallway. The good kids came back to help clean up. I'm a naughty boy. :P

SHEISTHEFURY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We picked up old car carcasses from an abandoned airport at like 4 in the morning, spray painted them in school colors,and left them in front of doors to the school as well as administrators parking spots. .

OD_Emperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never had a prank but we had a senior skip day where we all were going to meet up and go to Miami Beach (lived in SF already). The night before another girl and I were texting the night before and figured out that we didn't care for much of the other 10 people in the class. My cousin who was also in the class decided not to go either for the same reason. So the three of us skipped out on senior skip day.

raveboy25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember 3 pranks happening while I was in high school: -One of the seniors family owned a few of those christmas tree lot things and they had a lot left over that they couldnt sell, so they brought them overnight and completely covered the areas where the lockers were. Administration never found out who it was (funny enough that family also owned a tree trimming services and ended up getting paid to get dispose of all the trees)

-Seniors went and bought around 20 chickens, 1 pig and 2 donkeys and released them on campus. The chickens and pigs were put down (they were afraid they might spread a disease or something) and the donkeys were sold to some farmer.

  • A group of seniors went around and cut down all the small trees/bushes on campus as well as super gluing all the locks on classroom doors. They got caught and ended up getting suspended for 2 weeks and fined for the damages
eleyte93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I shat in a printer

DB_Redditor_Remover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some seniors spraypainted "Seniers 07".

Shit was fetch.

BecomingTheArchtype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We glued the locks on several doors and took out the cameras. Turns out we caused around 10,000 dollars worth of damage and the school put out a 1,000 dollar award to whoever ratted out the group who did it. Luckily no one knew who did it due to the group being closely knit and no one knew who did it.

all4hurricanes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At the end of each school year there was a week where students were scheduled to go to classes that they would take the next year, like get to know teachers, get a curriculum, stuff like that. The whole week was terribly boring. Well one student worked as IT for the school and had a history of delinquency. Rumor has it he went into the school database and wiped the schedule for that week. Nobody knew where they were supposed to be and students showed up to school and did nothing.

hlugo3347 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the seniors and i mean all of them: The nerd, the teachers pets, the monmas boys, the pot heads, the jocks, everyone, didn't go to a single final, instead we went to the beach all 5 days(it was great).

We ended up taking the finals the week after but instead of 5 days for finals it was two days. If i had the opportunity to change what i did, i wouldnt.

Ps: spelling sucks i know. Im on mobile and dont really care.

jadamsx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WtfVegas702 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a plan in mind but when we got to the school at night there were tons of desks outside in the court yard. Maybe for cleaning or maintenance. We took all of them and placed them on the roof in a giant pyramid. It took 6 of us and roughly 3 hours but it was incredible.

The next year's seniors cut down a big tree....what a shame in progression.

KutzulXE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every year our school had a senior camp out on our quad. Around 3am everyone got their cars and blocked all of the entrances to the parking lots on the campus.

Our principle liked the idea so much he helped coordinate vehicles for maximum effectiveness. He also handled all of the enraged teachers the next morning. The parking lot closest to the entrance was used for a breakfast cook out.

irokatcod4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have bushes in front of our school with the initials KHS. I graduated in 2011 so a few people cut the middle part of H so it looked like an 11. It stayed like that for a few years and it just recently looks like an H again.

SpanishConqueror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During our graduation speech, we each would smile, wave and shake the principal's hand. The prank was that everyone in our class would hand the principal a marble. Nothing harmful, but imagine our graduating class of 500 students. The poor guy had marbles falling out of his pockets all night

Kquiarsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't so much a prank as criminal offence.... But.. Since the 80ies or so it had been tradition for every leaver to steal a clock. Normally this was just one of those cheep plastic hang on the walls ones. But one guy in my year stole en entire computer tower.

sweatycat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My private school didn't have one. However, when I was in middle school, the seniors caused a delayed opening with their prank. They had a "crime scene" with buckets or red paint dumped in the parking lot, and body chalk outlines. The police were called. Also people had to clean it up before the school opened. I don't think anybody got charged.

penandpaperphysics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moved a rather hated teacher's Volkswagen beetle into the quad during a rally on the football field. Involved removing a few double doors and posts which we put back the way they were. Took the faculty a few hours to figure out where the car got in so they could get it out again.

dano3247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We dumped a metric fuckton of glitter and rubber bands on the carpeted floors. In hindsight this was incredibly cruel to the janitors or whoever had the misfortune of cleaning it up.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The graduating class above mine stole a whole bunch of For Sale signs from homes all around town and put them infront of the school. (This was right around the time of the market crashing around 2008)

My graduating class stole the blow up Frosty cup from Wendy's and put it on the roof of the school. We also filled the main hallway with cups filled with water. Also blocked all main entrances with a tower of chairs/tables. Nothing to exciting but was funny.

CliveBixby22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was a long one. Over the course of the second semester of my senior year I decided to not attend classes. Subtly and sneakily I accrued over 30 days of missed school in the last half. Sadly, no one else did this with me.

Wanderingmind144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As we were all sitting down in the auditorium right before the graduation ceremony, someone started passing around about 5 bags of little army men.

When our names were called and we went up to shake our principal's hand we would give him the army man through the handshake.

By the end of the ceremony our principal had a pile of about 500 little army men next to him on stage.

No one knew about it beforehand. Some kid just decided to do it.

Alpine_Hell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior council arranged a "fake" pajama day on the school facebook page and nearly everyone showed up in pjs. It then turned out that the school staff also arranged a pajama day the same day too. It was a clusterfuck of students being sent by skeptical teachers to the office for being dressed in pjs and then sent back to class bc they were perfectly okay and it was legitimately pj day.

ichigoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we dumped 4,000 bouncy balls off the balcony into the atrium at lunch. All the seniors brought umbrellas...

camlop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were, according to the administration, the best class in the history of our high school. Despite this, we never got permission from our Dean of Students -- who usually went along with the pranks -- to actually do a senior prank. Why? Well, because the class before us brought a bunch of drugs and drugged up food to Grad Nite.

bert1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but around 30 people in my class: The road to my high school was a two lane highway and it was always a traffic jam to get to school. They all met at the commuter and rode their bikes as slow as they could and backed up the traffic so everyone was about an hour late. They called it the Tour de Francis Howell.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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bert1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah Francis Howell High School

A_Cynical_Jerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Both of mine got me suspended for 5 days each, the second included felony charges. The fist involved turning off the lights during a school-wide assembly while all the seniors brought water balloons and eggs to throw in the pitch black across the gym at the freshmen class, and it was also picture day.

Second one we glued all the door locks in the school shut with expanding foam in the keyhole, and poured 10k live crickets in the ventilation system in the office. The morning I got in trouble, I was drunk as fuck in the principle's office watching crickets run around everywhere, good times.

I, uh, got in trouble a lot when I was younger.

godziya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midway through my senior year, the new high school for our district finished construction and we had this brand new building at our disposal. As with most new things, they were trying to keep everything looking very nice and polished. Guess who got a 150 foot penis mowed into their grass the day of our graduation?

planetpuddingbrains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Local, small-town cops where I grew up made a living busting parties. A kid at school found out (He had a friends mom who worked as a dispatcher) they were scanning cell frequencies, so a bunch of kids started hyping a big party outside of town, really playing it up. Sure enough, they get a knock on the door that night only to find a bunch of kids sitting around drinking coke and watching movies.

lurchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mime but a relative: Walk a cow to the upper level of the school. The funny thing about cows though, they will go up the stairs but they will not go down.

gladitree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before me moved all of the weight equipment from the weight room to the gym. Ended up being a double prank because first period weights had to move it all back.

ImaginaryBody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I planted a tree in a toilet and put it on the roof over the schools front entrance.

opticalblack93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating

Switcha92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends' dad had access to industrial sized rolls of cardboard, so we built a giant dividing wall down the center of the school.

MustardofBolton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Under Senior Accomplishments I got them to put BP Champs 4 years. Everyone knew it was code word for Beer Pong.

Pinion_Gear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had a small courtyard in the center. We got 4 cars parked in there and people hung out in the cars all day playing music on the speakers.

The class a few years ahead of us put raw octopuses in all the drinking fountains.

Another class deflated all the tires on all the school busses one morning. They had to use a 2 hour delay to get The busses running. The school officials were pissed at that one.

CosmicCheetos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of my friends on the swim team and I decided to throw a California King size bed into the pool. They needed a crane to get the bed out because it weighed as much as car. Possibly a small truck.

dropthewub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a freshman I am now taking notes

EssEnDoubleOhPee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend and I set up a an automatic tennis ball shooter (the kind real tennis players use for practice) to start up and shoot at him when our tennis coach / math teacher walked into his classroom. He said it knocked the coffee out of his hand.

werlops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After making a deal with some teachers, we sneak into the school in the weekend and chose one floor and proceed to mess it up. Every classrooms in that floor has their furniture turned upside down. Poster flipped, stuff like that. When that's done, we proceed to filled the main hall with tons of plastic cups with water in each of them. After the long process, the seniors (we're a small school with a single small class size) skip the Monday. Heard the smaller grades have to clean it up. Yeah, I think we pissed off the principal and the adminstration, but all teachers are quite cool about it.

Corikk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad has always told me this and I have failed to carry the legacy: He and some friend went to the local Big Boy burgers and -- in the middle of the night -- stole the Big Boy! Now where did he put it? He put it on the school's radio tower, which seems perfect except for the fact he ran it and was the obvious culprit. Still a great story.

Also, since my dad has gone there's been a tradition of streaking.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Raped a pig.

MasterKaen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anthrax in the school lunch.

etak13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We blew up sex dolls with helium and let them off in the indoor basketball courts. It took a good day or two for them to come back down.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we put a bunch of those crickets you feed lizards into the schools library....we thought we were so clever.

awag80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Water pearls...little beads that you soak in water that expand like crazy. Put em in vases or whatever for decoration. Our principal just happened to have a pool. We had hundreds of packages of these things that we had been collecting. He had to get the pros to come out and drain and clean out his pool :)

serj117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put krazy glue in the key holes in many classrooms and school entrances, it was chaos

nixrsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Iowan here. We completely surrounded the school with hay bales.

ACleverMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a Mario Kart race around the halls. I was a koopa. We used those little scooter things as the karts.

The original plan was to have a bunch of seniors dress up as bulls and we would have a running of the bulls around the school but the principle threatened to not let participants walk during graduation.

LePlague ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know I am coming into this VERY late, but I want to share my story! So, I loved the movie Catch Me If You Can, and decided I wanted to try to be a substitute teacher at our rival high school (only about 15 minutes from my high school). When I finally realized that I couldn't pass for a substitute (17 no facial hair). I had the bright idea I was going to go as an intern for the Tennessee Department of Energy from the University of Tennessee. I started peppering once I figured out my plan. I printed multiple copies of energy forms, research, photoshopped an official looking I.D, purchased a tie, purchased a clip board.

I then chose a day to do it. I had a few friends and acquaintances at the rival school, so I contacted them to open a "back door for me". The school was locked everywhere, but the entrance to the office and even so you have buzzed in from the office.

My dude let me in and my adventure started. I was pretty nervous about getting caught an first. Until, I met my first teacher, and decided to interview her. I asked what she kept her temperature at in her room, was there any mold, leaks, drafts, and any complaints I need to pass on. I all so handed her a stack of papers about proper energy consumption. It went PERFECT. Just like in the movie if you act like you own it other people will believe you do! So for the NEXT FOUR HOURS I go to each classroom and interview EVERY TEACHER, Office workers, cafeteria workers, and even the Principal and Vice Principal.

It became a game for the students at the school. Word spread quick that I was a student from the rival high school and they started taking pictures of me to send to friends and post on social media. (I did not know this at the time).

As I was about to leave, I sat down on a bench in the hallway to fill out some of my energy paperwork to hand to the principal. Then it happens. Here come the Principal, Vice Principal, and 2 SRO's headed straight for me. They were pretty pissed off. (They were suppose to be on lockdown that day, because of a bomb threat in a neighboring county.) They take me to the office, threatening me with felonies for impersonating a government official. They called my principal and the superintendent of the schools and since I have never been in trouble before they didn't know quite what to do with me. So they decided to have a board meeting for my punishment. I was told I was not allowed to talk about the incident.

They have a board meeting and they give me 10 days OSS and 20 hours of community service for the school and then 20 hours community service for the other county schools, and I couldn't attend events at my school or the rival school. My parents were devastated. I had a 3.8 GPA at the time, and they were worried about my college.

I ended up becoming somewhat of a hero at my school for the prank. From students all the way up t the principal unofficially everyone found it hilarious. My teachers actually let me make up the work that I missed during my OSS, and I ended up still graduation with a 3.8 GPA.

TLDR: I fake being a government official. If I had to do it over again I would most definitely do it again. Read the story bro. It's good.

banjohusky95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Made all the computers in video broadcast, including the tv's that went across the school playing the news play He Man singing "What's going on". I was really proud of myself.

daboss2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had this big glass dome over our cafeteria. Someone got up there with huge blown up images of porn actors and actresses with the heads photoshopped as the principle and other administrators.

zetterberger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My class' prank sucked. But the year before me...They made a big for sale sign for the high school. Rooms, bathrooms, auditorium, pool... It was on a big blue tarp on the side of the building. I think it made MTV or something.

edit: here's a picture http://38.media.tumblr.com/793fbf4a19dfc69e503f7017ab1e3e5c/tumblr_inline_nj9esnAXq91s7zaol.jpg

femme-fatal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Senior prank while I was a freshman: 1. seniors released mice into the school and for like the next 3 years you could see some silhouettes of dead mice in the lights 2. Organized a flash mob in one of the wings (when that used to be a cool thing to do) it started off pretty cool; people were cheering, someone was playing music, a few beach balls being bounced around etc but the admin mistook it for a riot and it got shut down pretty fast.

Edit: just remembered this; during the flash mob a thug Mexican kid got a little too into it and punched one of the school cops

JetBlue7337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all brought our animals pets to school. Someone brought a Clydesdale and someone else brought a pony. Everyone was sent to take their animals home. Not the best but it worked well enough.

rogerrr18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was a hardcore private school with asshole administration. My class didn't have a prank, but he class ahead of me filled a hallway with balloons. Nothing crazy, probably like 100 balloons in a big hallway.

Administration flipped their shit. People got detentions, etc etc.

Revived_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to school on senior ditch day. No one told me.

Notte6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rearranged letters on our performing arts building to say Porn arts.

ThermosphereLOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A former graduating class of had like 2000 students in their year and what they did was they went to the second floor and threw a bunch of notebook paper down. It was pretty much raining paper in the main hallway and I think some people got paper cuts. This was Allen High School class of 2015.

DankJemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chickens. We released Chickens all through our halls.

relevantoptometrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took a wheel off of the school board president's truck. When he was awarding diplomas at graduation, everyone handed him a lug nut (we purchased extras as we had way more than 6 people in our class). The school board president was very confused until the last kid of the class came across the stage with the stolen wheel.

bigfish1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not necessarily a prank, but the seniors who wanted to we had a LAIRE battle (like in Role Models) on the school property at lunch.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I-mVDkVe2o

AreYouInARedRoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I almost got expelled 2 days before graduation for putting a sheep brain in the econimic's teacher's personal microwave

i_forget_what_i_do ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled our principal's entire office with beach sand

CaptainFeather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was fun! Myself and a few friends snuck into the school at night and put caution tape everywhere, and wrote our grad year on every single classroom window and on just about every walkway with car window paint (side note: nobody bothered to clean this up for months, so our grad year was on all the windows until after we graduated). The piรฉce de rรฉsistance, however, was me and a buddy climbing up onto the roof of the 50 foot gym to hang a banner we made with our year on it. Sadly the wind blew that down the following day so I'm not sure how many people saw it.

erie21594 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not highschool, but for my 8th grade graduation my friend and I got a banana costume and a gorilla costume. The day of graduation we stashed the costumes in an unused room in a hallway behind the stage. During the walk we snuck off, dressed up, and proceeded to have him (the gorilla) chase me (the banana) across the stage and down the isle. Mostly everyone found it amusing except for the staff who spent weeks organizing everything.

aussiemac17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know I'm late to the party, but our schools name was Memorial. So some kids in my class climbed a ladder and took the some letters off of the side of the gym. You can see these letters from the street, we were "oral" high school for a good 6 months

VivaDank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't actually my class but some people put our principals car on cinder blocks and rolled his tires into the woods a good ways away.

I had a different principal every year of high school.

DragonRider001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole the school speed bump.

It was bolted to the ground, so I guess some kid had a relative who was willing to take it off and drive off with it

It is now cemented to the ground instead

hurtsboyhurts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank but the only one I witnesses at my school worth remembering was someone releasing a ton of mice into the bypass in the middle of the school, kinda like a bridge with windows. Turns out people are assholes and just made it a game to step on all of them. Was fucked up.

TheNotsoNewGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bought a blow up sex doll, duct taped rockets to it, sent it on its maiden voyage. Class of 2012.

Bananaslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We parked our cars everywhere but the parking lot. The principal called tow trucks.

mach00burrit00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were told that if anyone did a prank none of us would graduate. Fun times

tantrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitter. Everywhere

2RINITY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do one because we spent the whole year trying to start a food fight with the juniors. They finally half-heartedly threw one apple at us during the last lunch of the school year. Frickin' hippies...

TodaIsEasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year's seniors burned down the school their freshman year. It was sort of a prank?

MaDrAv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class motto was "Slackers '05." So, naturally, we didn't do a class prank. Or much of anything that year. (small school, 70ish graduating).

j_shaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heritage High School Class of 2012

-3 guys chained a sheep to a lunch table before the school was open and spray painted "2012" on its side. The chain was so thick they couldn't cut it with bolt cutters and it damaged the sheep's neck. I believe they got arrested and had to deal with some legal trouble

-The night before this, about 70-80 people sneaked onto campus in the middle of the night. They dipped their bare feet in different paint colors and ran around campus, leaving foot prints all over. Over 60 of those people were caught and withheld from walking at graduations.

-About a week later, the class of 2010 spray painted obscenities on windows, doors, and walls and the class of 2012 was blamed for this.

This all was on CNN. Proud of you guys.

klady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kind of tame, but our school's principal said we could do a prank without penalty so long as it didn't damage any property. We forked the huge front lawn overnight, so that was fun for everyone to see in the morning. And then put up the windshield wipers on every single car in the parking lot during the last period before school let out. Also, one of the seniors decided to ride his motorcycle through the school during lunchtime in the last week... Pretty sure he got in trouble.

Nerdfighter1174 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of the seniors when I was a sophomore brought an entire living room set to the main entrance, the ones who had free periods would sit on it during them.

Bobblefighterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My one was lame, because the year before all of the male students dressed up in mankinis and ran amok through the school.

mattdo1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one let me in on our student prank. They took a harmless grass snake and snuck it into the school library. I just so happen to be fixing the library computer when I started hearing screams. A bunch of people were jumping on the desks when I finally saw it. I just grabbed it and went into the hall to put it back outside. People in the hall were looking at me wondering if it was real or not. I pretended that it wasn't and brought it close to them, to get a little scream every time.

kiwi_spartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of us, about 30 people, filled every classroom (about 80 rooms) with dixie cups full of water. Then we turned the foyer into a rave tent, with access obviously restricted to seniors.

The school was pretty cool and lets us blast the tunes for most of the day before telling us to turn it down.

superAL1394 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had an annual "Senior run". We would line up about a block from the school and all run to the building, through the halls, etc. during third period of the penultimate day of class.

andrewgillen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We, with the help of a classmates dad who was a brick layer, built a wall surrounding the front door of the school. There was a overhang that stuck out about 5 feet in front of the door and we built the wall up to that. So basically we created a brick box around the main door.

sickofallofyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I sold people weed full of my newfie buddy's back hair. We had to screen out the seeds cause it was crappy, and for some reason we did it on his bed... which had a lot of back hair.

Sean3ezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The classic mattress in the school pool. There was a crane involved in removing it.

pdinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We barricaded the main academic building with tables, released chickens across campus, wore war paint and sprayed water at anyone attempting to enter the academic area.

JohnCarterofAres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One evening after everyone else had left, me and a bunch of friends went around and found every locker in the school that had their locks jammed open with pencils. Then we filled all of them up with a few dozen of those rubber bouncy balls. We had to buy several thousand of them over the internet, but it was totally worth it when people opened their lockers to get their math books and get a shower of super balls.

CaptStarfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We left alarm clocks in lockers set to go off later that afternoon. Even if it was only 8 out of 300, having to unlock 8 combination lock lockers throughout one afternoon would take some time...

redditmodssuckass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eight of my friends and I rode our dirtbikes through the hallways during class. The teachers simply pulled up a list of students that were not in class at the time and questioned all of us. One broke, and thats the story of why I wasn't allowed to graduate with my class....

wise_comment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guys broke into the school overnight and crisco'd or veggie oiled every inch of flooring in the halls (there were 9 'caught', but a quite large group)

Needless to say the school ended up delayed

Suspensions and legal ramifications later, they weren't allowed to attend prom, nor initially allowed to walk graduation. The administration caved to the later being overkill when basically all the seniors bluffed not walking if they weren't allowed

Go Rockets yay?

IForgotAboutDre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few buddies broke in and dumped gallons of motor oil on the first floor. School had to open hours later just for the clean up.

Kickblocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school has two fields, one down a hill and one on top of the hill, then next to that is the parking lot, then finally the school. One night at like midnight or so myself and about 10 others went to the lower field (which is the farthest one) and carried all the soccer goals, benches, and bleachers to the parking lot and did the same with the upper field. We then blocked all the doors, all entrances to the parking lot, and some faculty parking (mainly the principal's) with all the stuff we brought up. There was a good amount of stuff so it took maybe an hour or hour and a half to do. And at one point someone nearby I guess saw a bunch of kids in all black carrying school equipment around and called the cops so we had to hide for a good 20 minutes or so in the middle of it. The next morning was graduation practice and the principal went on a big rant about how disrespectful our prank was and ended practice early so the entire senior class can help move everything back. Everyone except maybe 5 people left (yes, even those who helped do it the night before left without helping put it back). Since there were so few people we put things in the back of trucks and just drove them down to save time.

NeoPC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but the school i was gonna go to, Like 10 kids went and spray painted the outside of the school, but it was gonna be torn down. They also got the entire insides and were forced to clean the entire thing. But when they were cleaning it the paint reacted with the cleaner and the entire school was sent home

Bixbyblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshman, the seniors at my school broke into the bus barn at night and sliced over 80+ tires. It ended up being on the news and school was cancelled the next day after that. The students who did it ended up getting caught and were charged with felonies. Go Spartans! Source: http://m.krmg.com/news/news/local/bixby-school-buses-flat-tires-senior-prank/nCLSG/

thecheese27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the kids decided to run to their classes all day instead of walk. Yeah, we were that school.

TheDylantula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid alarm clocks in every classroom on campus, all synchronized to go off at 1:37 (13:37). Seeing the teachers try to find them was hilarious.

jacob557 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every senior in our school grabbed any form of transportation that wasn't a car (bike, skateboard, roller blades, horses, etc.) And would ride laps around the school throwing glitter and silly-string all over the place for the entire day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moved all the chairs from the cafeteria to the roof. There was an announcement from the loudspeaker later in the day asking for "Students with recent moving experience to help with a project in the cafeteria".

xAC3777x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got left out of all that stuff, and don't even know what it was.

Subsinuous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took every single computer tower, monitor, all-in-ones, etc. and set them ablaze in the middle of the courtyard. Had to of been at least 50+ computers.

silvasankle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a teacher who used to look at the girls asses and tits etc, only the guys noticed it...

One night we were with some girls from another school and we had managed to find this teachers number online so we called with a blocked number, and the teacher answers:

Teacher: hello?

Girl: hello, this is linda somethingsson from the local police department and we have received a complaint from a girl in your class.

Teacher: okay, about what?

Girl: she says that you've made sexual advances and that you've been grabbing her inappropriately, we would like you to come in for an interview.

The teacher actually complied, went to the police department and tried to talk to the police who of course knew nothing about this... The thing is that he was with his wife and child when we pranked him and she drove him to the police department...

Oh god, that car ride must've been awkward.....

k0alaonvertigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple years in front of me, there was a kid who owned a farm and brought 3 live pigs to school. They were let loose in the busiest hallway in the school, where ~1500 kids pass through every period. Madness ensued.

colormage1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some seniors in our class sprayed deer piss on people in the halls.

blackberrybramble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad always tells this story about one at his school. Some guys went out to the beach and collected four large black trash bags-full of little live fiddler crabs, and then they dumped the bags out in the cafeteria in the middle of lunch time. The little crabs scattered everywhere, waving their tiny claws around. Total chaos -- Everyone started screaming and girls were jumping up on top of tables and chairs. The teachers and janitors were running around the cafeteria with brooms chasing the crabs and sweeping them out through the doors and hallways.

bornahawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I sued my school.

brainsandkuru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released two greased up pigs. Labeled them 1 and 3. The school searched all day for nonexistent number 2...

Yokhen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I put post-it's under all the mice in the computer lab.

Some people realized what was going on right away. Others took some time by restarting the computers. Others... went as far as asking the professor what was wrong with it.

stukesthedukes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had a friend rig a car alarm and a car battery to lock in a vacant locker. He spent a week with his cool uncle getting the loudest set up he could find at an auto store and junkyard. My job was to supply the lock. Turns out a $60 lock is pretty impenetrable when a janitor with $10 tools tries to get at it. They ended up tearing the door/locker apart. Few of us sitting in each corner of the school during 3rd period smiled for those glorious 12 minutes.

kewjee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few kids a few years older than me bought/stole (bad kids) an absurd amount of jello and put it in a corner of the pool. I never saw the result but have heard it damaged the pool and cost a pretty penny to repair.

riotxjess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT: lots of pigs being released.

The class before mine threw eggs at people / walls / whatever they could. A couple of friends were charged with aggravated battery when they were caught. It was intense.

TheBuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For months before graduation we collected "Free" stuff left at the end of driveways. On our prank day we trucked everything in and out it in front of the school with free signs and held a senior yard sale at the entrance.

douchewithaguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put the principle's car in the prop room under our stage. His daughter was a tech student, so it wasn't hard.

Tijiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During the graduating ceremony when they handed us our diplomas we handed our principal a marble so by the end of the ceremony he just had a lot of marbles with him.

Evilindisguise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set 6 pigs loose in the school and numbered them 1,2,3,4,5,7. It took them about a day or two to figure out there was only.6

CAKE_EATER251 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A certain someone at my school buried about 40 spray paint cans in the Agriculture garden so when the next year's class tilled it they would rupture and paint everything nearby random colors. Also someone threw dank weed seeds everywhere on campus.(thousands)

CAKE_EATER251 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They ended up paving over the garden sometime the next year. I guess they weren't a fan of surprise color.

ithinkimfloatingaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

so i was in pit in marching band (you know the marimba's, and other percussive instruments not used on drumline), and we had a keyboard that sat on this huge cart looking thing that had a space underneath for speakers and such. well we thought it would be funny to make waffles during practice, so our keyboardist made the batter and brought a waffle iron and cooked it underneath the keyboard cart. no one noticed for about 30min, but you can imagine the reaction our directors had when they finally noticed what we were up to...

GHOSThit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class decided not to pull an official prank.

So I shit in an orange igloo cooler before graduation. Student council used it 2 months later for the first time during a Freshman orientation. Good times.

michaelh33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the seniors dropped out

I was home schooled..

greatestape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Believing that I would succeed in life...

TheShadowInTheCorner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh! haha. I had a good one. So, school got out at 2:30 for me on most days. During my last class of the day, on the last day of my high school career, I had a really good one. Oh man. This was it: I sat there 10 minutes before the bell ring, about 2:20, and I had a massive panic attack/nervous breakdown about one part of my life ending and not knowing what's coming next!

Haha, still cracks me up to this day.

Nos_Snatas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but my buddy thought it would be funny to pass on scabies he got from a friend at University. He gets around, so it got around.

eldiablo11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mascot was a mustang. There was a statue of one rearing. Gorilla glued a dildo onto it.

evelynisthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a camp out in the school parking lot probably 40-50% of the class showed up at like 10pm and put up tents in the lot and then hung out all night.

Oreosforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snuck onto the football field in the night and stuck hundreds of forks into the field; we called it forking back then (2007).

Felt bad for the poor kid that had in-school detention the next day and had to clean them all up by himself on a hot Florida day.

A couple months later at graduation, all of us that were involved handed a fork to our principal as we shook his hand.

faithfulpuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Knew of a guy who put nyquil on bread on bread and fed it to ducks at a local park. The ducks fell asleep, he and a bunch of buddies put them in backpacks. They then placed the backpacks in/around the principals office. Once they woke up, the office became a cacophony of screaming birds.

SchrodingersSpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school had some people put a Volkswagen on the school roof as a senior prank. This was a while ago, but I'm pretty sure they had to hire a crane to get it down. (2 story building)

definitewhitegirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

principal was kind of a prick, super liberal and not very open to anything..... his son tho, cool dude. a year younger than me in school and our "senior prank" was every time principal was out of town, his son would throw parties and like half my graduating class fucked in the principals bed. this was 07 so everyone took pictures and it wasn't as bad as it would be today.

his son saw harder times, got really into drugs, dad retired a few years later, just felt bad for the whole family tbh

I attended the parties and had a lot of fun but I never participated in the "prank" part because I hated that motherfucker so much, did my brother so dirty and turned a blind eye when other teachers/coaches did too, but made it a point to always try to make an example out of me... but I relished in it! looooved that shit, made it a point to shit on him back.. I never brought his family problems into it tho, even when he brought mine in (I'm 16, popular female, CHILD.. he's 50 and a grown man). don't talk to any of them anymore but still wish em well.

the kicker is that I could have participated in the prank... with his son... as many times as I wanted to. just never wanted to.

Cyno01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Winter of senior year we got a ton of snow, and spring was particularly rainy as well. There was a low corner of the student parking lot and a good chunk of it stayed flooded, to the point that shortly before the end of the year there were ducks living in it. So we swiped a park bench, got some sand, some sod, turned it into a little park.

owenatorbessette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right before lunch started we super glued a big black dildo onto the center table of our cafeteria and poured lube on it.... you can picture how the teachers looked trying to remove it

SlipperyNinja84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was getting every senior in a group chat, discussing prank ideas and what was funniest. Then we decided on covering the school grounds in birdseed and other animal bait, hoping this would attract the local wildlife. Then, as lazy high school seniors do, we did absolutely nothing. Our prank was that there was no prank. So yeah, we really dropped the ball on that one. We graduated and turned the groupchat into a strange homo erotic, radical Muslim, stage show loving extravaganza. It was pretty alive until about a month ago. Now we all just silently judge eachother or cry into our pillows every night because our lives are going nowhere.

*edit for spelling

RudeHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly am not sure if I'm remembering properly, but I think some of my friends and I removed all of the ceiling tiles in the building and stacked them in random rooms.

I dunno.

SuchACommonBird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Way late to the party, but my little sister's class had a great one. During graduation, each student would give the principal a penny when they shook his hand.

This was a class of 700.

After the two hundred, his pants and coat pockets were visibly sagging. About halfway through, he'd drop the penny and it would clang on the metal stage (the ceremony was on the football field).

Solid prank.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropping my druggie/party friends and graduating with a high GPA and going to college. Lol, I fooled them all.

KillerDJ93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were never able to do it, but our plan was to get 9 live chickens and put tags on each one that said 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 10, along with a 2012 on the back for our year. We would then place the chickens in the schools main office during the night, and open a vent in the room.

Our senior prank ended up being dumb. They got into the school at night and used window pens on all the windows in the school and wrote 2012, and on the football field, we spray painted a giant penis in the grass.

Malarkey33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the associate principals at my school got off on having students cars towed. So during my free period I called the tow company they used and gave them the make, model, and license plate number of her car and watched from the library window as the tow truck pulled up, hooked her car up, and towed it away. Took her three days to find it.

newboy89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a few.

Day before the last day, we made a formal looking letter that said there was a flu outbreak, and that students had to bring a urine sample to their teacher. One kid did so and when the teacher shook his head and said he didn't need it, he opened it up and drank it to the horror of the teacher. Turned out it was just apple juice.

Snuck into the staff room in the middle of the night, put colored cellephone on the lights and large poles around the room - essentially turned the staff room into a strip club look.

Ordered a bouncy castle and inflatable pool and set it up in the middle of the playgrounds. Teachers were chill and let us keep them there the whole day. Some even joined us in the pool while we had tea and biscuits served to us by underclassmen.

Great memories of the last few days of high school.

bigben42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late so this will probably get buried.

I went to a pretty small school (~60 kids per grade) and one day we held a secret meeting where we all came up with ideas for the prank and some were great until one of my friends said "let's do all of them."

So we did.

One night the kids in the musical who were rehearsing late let everyone into the building after everyone had left.

Here is a list of the pranks we did:

  1. Rearranged every classroom into weird chair-desk formations.

  2. Moved the student lounge into the cafeteria, the cafeteria into the student lounge.

  3. Turned the rest of the cafeteria into a truck and field event with hurdles and shit.

  4. Took all the gym equipment and made a huge obstacle course.

  5. Took string and made a huge web between all of the lockers in the hallway.

  6. TP'd the auditorium.

  7. Covered the floor of one classroom with cups of water.

  8. Switched the two halves of the library (reading area and work space) (they kept it like this afterwards)

  9. Snuck into the crawl space above our auditorium (which no one knew existed) and hung inflatable fish from this grate in the ceiling as well as pictures of this kid who got expelled.

  10. Finally, the piece de resistance. There were two new teach office spaces in the exact same place on two floors, like one on top of the other. The one on the second floor had all the English Teacher's and the one on the third floor had all the foreign language teachers. We switched their offices exactly. When I say exactly I mean EXACTLY. Every book, every sheet of paper, every pencil and speck of dust was in the exact same place, but either one floor below or one floor above. It was amazing. The problem was we didn't explain this to the teachers so when they walked in on Friday it looked like all their stuff was fucked up.

We got in a ton of trouble for it, but the Lin we rose above and managed to win spirit week, and it's a memory all of us will have forever.

Tru-Queer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, the official senior prank was putting a few sandbags in front of all the school doors, thus causing an annoyance.

But a week before that happened, my best friend organized what we called a "chalk offense" where we used chalk on the school and sidewalk, no vulgarity, it was actually supposed to be a small group that turned into a large one because we did it right after an orchestra concert and a lot of our classmates wanted to join us. This is what our principal dubbed the senior prank but it wasn't. It was a chalk offense.

Next morning the janitor had already pressure-washed it half away.

TheMachine203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were gonna turn the quad into a giant ball pit with foam, and we talked to a couple teachers that we were cool with (namely our band teacher) to see if we could get some strings pulled to make sure nobody would get suspended or ruined.

The school administration found out and shut us down.

Two classes before mine, they glued the number "13" made out of pennies to just about every surface. By the time I graduated, there were still pennies glued everywhere and 13's stained in the concrete from the glue they used.

GumpPaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my senior year, but 4 years ago, my freshman year, a renowned and generally cool, popular kid decided he hated the tuba, the instrument he had to march with for the past four years. It's a relatively small school, so we only had 4 tubas. He was able to get in the band hall at night and fill all four tubas with different things. The first was pistachios. No one knows why. The second was condoms, opened ones, not used, but they sure were lubed up. The third was socks, but not just any socks. These were all the socks that we marching band kids wore during practices and games. They were stinky-ass long pure black socks. The final, and most vile was HIS tuba. No one else even fucking touched it all four years he was at the school. He filled it with several different kinds of excrement. There was a small amount of shit at the very bottom, with a disgusting mixture of semen, urine and saliva fermenting above that. He later went on the propose to his girlfriend at graduation. Great guy.

GnuGnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we replaced the mascot with a live one. And the mascot is a badger

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our deputy principal drove a mini, 8 of us lifted it and put it in the foyer of the school hall then tp'd it. Another deputy principal found it and told us to put it back :(

LordOfThePC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Led a cow up into the highest part of the bleachers in the gym. If you're not from Hicksville and don't know cattle, they don't walk down stairs. They just don't. They will go up no problem, but not down. Our school had a big BBQ the next day.

QG_Moonivy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released four pigs in the school and painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on their backs. The administrators took all day looking for the non-existent 3rd piggy.

anonymous0707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank had a few parts. Firstly, we parked on the side walk and teacher parking areas. Then we clogged the sinks and put goldfish in them. Third, we unleashed crickets throughout the school. That's just to name a few. A shit ton of people weren't able to walk & some even charged with vandalism. Since then, the school really cracks down for this day.

ThatsMyCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I haven't actually done it, but I hope to. My school has a bunch of rearrangeable walls all over. I want to sneak in over the weekend with a lot of friends, and spend two days disassembling the school and reassembling it into a maze.

emigiggles0617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all went to the beach one night and shoveled a bunch of sand into the back of someone's truck. The next morning we came in early, laid down tarps, and dumped out all the sand. People dressed in bathing suits and brought beach gear and a little kiddie pool. We even brought a lifeguard stand from the beach (and returned it of course). The principal and dean loved it and even lounged in the sand with us for awhile.

They didn't have much patience/tolerance for senior pranks in the past so we opted for a fun, non-offending one.

thatoneguy889 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't do one because the people that did it in the previous class got arrested while setting theirs up.

snoop_loops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

afewkoalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was a bit disappointed with my grad year. I put a playboy on the magazine rack in the library but i didn't hear of any other pranks being pulled off.

Wontfinishlast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We brought in 3 chickens and set them loose in the hallway. They were labeled 1, 2, and 4.

brittaneex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super late, but some kids in my class started a "Water Polo" team. Needless to say, this wasn't a real sport. They had signups and meetings and even ended up in the yearbook under the sports section.

fahque650 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids super glued all the door locks shut and pretty much fucked shit up for about 3 hours.

Oh, and the school district sued them for the cost of replacing every lock and I'm pretty sure they faced some decent vandalism charges as well.

mrepicturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got industrial barrels of lube and spread it throughout the main hallways. I heard it was a bitch to clean up, but it was like we had a skating rink for a while.

RettyD4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We printed out a very long and well written letter from the Natural Gas Provider in our town. Logo at the top, VP office number at bottom. All explaining a natural gas leak under the high school and not to enter until experienced crews would arrive that morning. We chained all the doors. Put caution tape around all entrances. Taped the letters to all entrances.

We had snuck out and finished up at about 1am. A door clangs against the chain and we freak out and run. Apparently, we had locked the overnight janitors in the school (2000 person campus). Fire department had to cut them out at some point that I assume was around 5-6 in the morning.

2 months later I get called into the police liason officer office being called the 'ring leader' (I don't think that's accurate) by a detective from the PD. He says they can charge 'False alarm on public property' and explains that huge fine. Tells me he'll offer a slap on the wrist for accepting with a light fine. I tell him I want an attorney to go any further "but, what are these guys gonna get with that light fine you're offering?". Him and the liason cop look it up and tell me. I just respond with "I'll take it". They both look dumbfounded, and then kind of start laughing. They thought the letter we drew up was genius and hilarious. Turns out we were ratted out by a chick that caught wind and got paid by the snitch program.

roh8880 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our shop teacher got fired over Christmas break my senior year because of budgeting constraints. It was a shame since most every student liked him! He taught metal shop and wood shop and always had time for any of his students dealing with . . . whatever. He was an all around great guy! The word that got to us students was the teachers union had voted to fire him and shut down the shop program to make room for the other teachers raises. This seemed like a fucked up thing to do, and I was really looking forward to metal shop as an easy grade the last semester of my senior year. So me a my buddy broke into the shop supply closet one day to get "a few things" and waited for lunch time when the majority of the teachers were in their lounge. The teachers lounge was only accessible by one door and there wasn't a bathroom in there, just a sink. My buddy and I emptied 5 tubes of JB Weld into the seams between the metal door frame and the metal door. It was luck that nobody opened the door for about 30 minutes so the JB Weld had time to set enough. They were sealed in there for five hours before the fire department ended up using an oxy-acetylene torch to cut them out.

TL;DR Sealed scumbag teachers in lounge. Vengeance is mine, sayeth roh8880!!

Desires4myers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all brought roller backpacks and suitcases to school instead of our usual book bags. Our high school was pretty over crowded (about 500 students/class), so the thought was that the already crowded hallways would become even harder to navigate. Prank was lame as hell. Those of us who participated either looked 5 years old or exhausted from hauling a fucking suitcases around all day. Pretty stupid.

When that turned out to be a bust, we decided to switch it up last minute. Instead, we managed to spread the word around to all the seniors to go to the hallway with all the freshman classes at a certain time. Right before the bell rang and signaled the class change, we all lied down covering the entire hallway and preventing any of the freshman from leaving their classes, making them all late. This was pretty stupid too. Even as I type this out I'm reliving the lame disappointment. Damn shame.

jokingsarcasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My good friend and I skipped all our classes and walked around the building playing gypsy jazz all day. Him on upright bass, me on acoustic guitar.

berthejew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My sister's graduating class did some fun stuff. Someone bought a dozen of those high pitched squealing alarms, and hid them everywhere in the school- behind the drinking fountain, in a locked locker with a backward combo lock on it, in the cathedral ceiling in the main hallway, etc. It was chaos every hour on the hour until they were all found.

At lunch, a group of redneck guys brought in half a dozen baby piglets coveted in baby oil and numbered "1....2...3...5...6...7" and let them loose in cafeteria. Pandemonium, and the hunt for piglet 4 went on ALL DAY.

The TVs in every classroom (we were forced to watch Channel One news every day) sporadically turned on and played bursts of the Itchy and Scratchy Show mixed with hardcore porn. Teachers went crazy trying to turn them off.

Kids tried to get the whole school to drop their books on the floor in the hallway at the exact same time. Many did it and the boom was amazing, but lots of kids freaked out and ran for the exits, creating problems for the teachers. Most of the stuff was relatively harmless though, and I think I'm forgetting a few.

JESUS_IS_MY_GPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class filled about a thousand water balloons. Rumor went around everyone fills at least 50. We had kiddie pools filled with water balloons in the back of trucks circling the exits).

We all raided the school during lunch throwing them at everyone we could see. People would fill out giant football gatorade water coolers and dump them on freshmen eating lunch. It was too much fun. We got in trouble a few days later from parents complaining we fried a lot of electronics and cancelled our end of the year party. Worth it.

Genoster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im late but here it is.

There was this huge statue of our schools mascot(a trojan warrior) encased in glass in the main lobby at our highschool. The only way in was through a locked door. Well in the middle of the night, a group of seniors somehow got the keys and got this large statue out of there and tied it to the roof of their car(a truck bed might have been used as no one is sure). Overnight they drove it to Maryland(From PA) and burried it somewhere. To this day no one was caught and the huge ass statue was never found.

Entinu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some idiots put fish(don't know if real or plastic) in all the toilets. Don't know how that was a prank as they had to shut down the bathrooms to clean them out. 8 freaking hours of no bathrooms and considering a lot of us drink water between classes, it wasn't fun.

raginwriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InverseCascade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The only thing I remember is at graduation throwing and bouncing around beach balls and progressively bigger floaties. And then ending with a blow up sex doll bouncing around. The teacher's faces were hilarious trying to get the blow up doll away.

1961falconguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I attended a rual country school, we had a pool and a bunch of hicks. So what was the logical thing to do? Kill a bunch of rabbits and dress them up in bathing suits and put them in floaties, sunglasses, put them on beach towels like they were tanning and other pool activities. Twas a great thing.

FrancescoTottii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our year was threatened with no graduation if anyone did anything. So that was fun.

H8rsH8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior class pooled together money and got a huge sign to display in front of the school (one for real estate/people running for office). A group of guys went out one early morning before even zero period and CEMENTED the thing into the ground so the school officials couldn't remove it.

I'm on mobile and can't provide a link, but if you google "Gainesville FL Eastside high school 2015 senior prank", we got a feature in the newspaper. And the principal took a picture with the kid who masterminded it and put it on the school Twitter page.

samuelludwig74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Over half the class graduating

Dshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prank? Nah, but it was a pretty major food fight. Principal slipped on spaghetti and I got pegged with some pasta salad.

Mr_Tank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but a class a couple years ahead of me picked up a shop car with no engine and carried it up three flights of stairs to block the main entrance to the building.

Fire fighters came with a tow truck and dragged it down. Destroyed the stairs for the years I was there afterwards.

Another year a bunch of kids scaled the building and brought a soccer goal to the roof and hung a banner saying "reach for your goals". Needless to say cops showed up. And just took the ladder away. Kids were stuck up there until the principle showed up at 6am.

SynerTeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Made a slip and slide out of the commons area using about.. 40 bottles of hand soap and marbles. The amount of fun didn't surpass being arrested for breaking and entering.

cmdr_cold_soup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a few stories:

Not the senior prank so to speak, but seniors at my high school played "assassin" with squirt guns last year. The principal got kinda pissed that everyone was bringing super soakers in, so he told them to just do it off of school grounds. The next day, a senior ran a stop sign and t-boned a car, which completely flipped it. Lo and behold, the guy in the flipped car was the biggest pothead in the school, and the guy who caused the accident was his target in "assassin." Stoner guy proceeded to get out of his upside-down car, and go to the open window of the other guy to squirt him (while laughing may I add). The other guy was pretty pissed, not because a pothead was squirting on him, but because he just totaled his brand new Mercedes SUV. "Assassin" is now banned permanently in the school, even without water guns.

The actual senior prank last year was putting contact cement on the staircase railings and filling the toilet bowls with cereal (to the point where they couldn't flush). The principal made it so that only one bathroom in the school could be used for the rest of the year, and had all of the other ones locked.

My last story is about the "fecal phantom." Pretty self explanatory, the dude was gross and smeared his own shit into words on the bathroom wall. He also pooped in the middle of the hallway once. Nobody ever found out who it was lol.

coolklds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We blew up condoms and threw them all in the cafeteria. The floor was so slippery and the best part was our principal was seen kicking up the condom balloons as if she didn't care.

lousy_beatnik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We dumped a pile of manure on the tennis court and wrote, "Class of '03 - Looks like we finally got our shit together"

Rumor has it that the neighboring school released 3 greased pigs in the hallway, numbered 1, 2 & 4. Unconfirmed.

themochabear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating. We showed them!

Risky_Fellatio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With some creative spray painting and removing some of the letters on the front of the building they changed it into "Roll High to School"

It was the class before mine though. Our class put forks in the grass that spelled out 2013 because we fucking suck.

rippednbuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior class put the bob's big boy on top of the gymnasium. To this day no one got I trouble for stealing the iconic statue or the cost of renting a crane to get it down. The faculty was impressed with the engineering it took to get it up there in the middle of the night.

toyodajeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So dragging a statue to the top of a building with a rope is engineering?

rippednbuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let's see you do, and not get caught. Oh wait, i bet you were the one being pranked mostly in HS.

TheTarquin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highschool in the next town over (very rural area) a bunch of seniors grabbed three pigs. They painted "1", "2", and "4" on the side and let them loose.

Turns out that's an old prank, and the principal knew not to look for pig "3".

So the next day, they grabbed another pig, painted a "3" on the side, and locked it in one of the locker rooms.

HBSL1CE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshman some seniors put a bunch of raccoons inside the building. Took 2 1/2 days to catch em all and clean up after them

OneShotForAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my friends from a few years prior to my graduation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2dYSThTp8U

TheHasselman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released thousands of balls of all sorts in the busiest hallway of the school. Balls of all kinds and all sizes, from marbles to beach balls.

knox_vile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

somebody set a classroom on fire... does that count?

SerasAtomsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing. We stayed home that day and played video games with each other. The year after, We found out the seniors date for their prank and snuck on campus to undo the damage they did. We cleaned up after them and fixed the several computer pranks they pulled. They were very unhappy and tried to give us a guilt trip about it.

reserva_privada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a cow on the roof of the tallest building on campus.

thel33tman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

About 30 people torched the security guards' golf carts, the school never found out who did it because they didn't have physical evidence. Not necessarily a prank but everyone found it hilarious

acidinducedcoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took all the desks out of the classrooms and zip-tied them together in the hallways.

nameiswendell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Putting expanding foam on all the door locks in the school so teacher cant open their doors for class to begin.

xblockz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school we had an entire week where seniors would do pranks and dares for points, and the senior group with the most points won. This included things like nipple piercings, making sextapes, walking naked through car washes and eating dog food. Instant "wins" were given to people who got pregnant or arrested.

SirBurp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I once put beef stew in a clean catheter bag, you should of seen the faces of the nurses who saw me eating it. Poor old Mary though had a mild stroke and Tom had a heart attack. I didn't get my apple sauce for a week.

dsmale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xaxo20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During our off-period, we went to the teacher's parking lot (along the highway) and used washable soap to put prices on their cars. We put a banner out front saying used car lot and the office number on it so that they would get called asking prices for various teacher's cars.

eddmario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't even know what the prank was until my graduation ceremony when the superintendent (or was it the principal?) gave their speech and said that it was that the graduation year was burned into the grass outside his office, but instead of looking like '2011', it looked like 'ZOO'.

daggomit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sophomore year the seniors put alarm clocks in their lockers that went off at random times all over the school. My senior year we stole the principals car parked it in the center of the courtyard and turned it into a ball of saran wrap.

qaudforce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blow up sex doll tied to the flag pole in front of the school at 5 am.

nthornton14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is a goat farm about 5 minutes down the road from my high school and three seniors dressed in all black and ski masks and kidnapped 7 of the goats and a chicken that just happened to be wandering around the farm at the time and released them inside the school an hour before school started. The best part about this was that they had orchestrated the rest of the senior class to block entrances into the parking lot at the same time which caused a huge commotion outside that the administration had to deal with. Absolute chaos when school started.

salutbrooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had these really rude and obnoxious "yard supervisors" who were basically supposed to be our babysitters and were in charge of getting people in trouble for breaking dress code, etc. They rode around the school on golf carts because god forbid they have to walk around a campus thats hardly a mile long. Anyway, we flattened the tires on their golf carts and it was pretty awesome.

dixienormus933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not exactly a major prank but we coordinated a food fight during lunch with juniors and seniors. there were milk carton grenades and handfuls of pickles flying everywhere. it was beautiful

navarone21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class double parked all the teachers into the staff parking lot, then took the buses home. I graduated early, but apparently there was a pretty serious shit storm getting everyone back to school to get their cars moved.

LatverianCyrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We actually didn't have one my year. But the year before, they released a horde of grasshoppers in the middle of an assembly. Apparently they were very threatening about punishment for senior pranks my year.

metallica239 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our mascot was a cougar; we had a concrete statue in the courtyard. Glued a 12" strap-on on it. Posted pictures all around school. It was majestic.

Buht_Secks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and some buddies were the first class to graduate from a newly built school. For the entire year we were not allowed to step foot on the newly laid sod. This caused A LOT of congestion and it generally sucked always having to move between buildings on the inconvenient concrete. So we took grass killer a month before graduation, sprayed a giant dick in the grass in the middle of the night. Final days of class you had a great view of a giant penis in the grass from the third floor.

lindsey_what ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have several but my favorite was the paper fringes. This one math teacher we had HATED paper "fringies" (the excess bits on the side of the paper that you rip out of a spiral notebook). He would make us rip the perforated edge off of homework or else he would pass it back or straight up throw it away. The fringies were his pet peeve. So for our senior prank, we collected months of these fringies and pooled them all together and filled his entire office with them up, waist-high. He got a kick out of it.

pumpinpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dunno if it's true but I always heard a couple of classes before me released 3 pigs in the school and labeled them 1,3 and 4.

Feeble_to_face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It seems like a lot of people in this thread have the same prank.....

pumpinpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, I remember my older brothers talking about it. Then when I got into high school and was a senior I heard it again...I never truly believed it.

burglerpope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid a few dozen eggs in the drop ceiling by our lockers about mid year, then when it was about a week to graduation we broke the eggs in the ceiling and they closed the school down and had the gas company come in and check for a leak.

Partyhands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone threw a bunch (like hundreds or thousands) of goldfish into the swimming pool. Turns out goldfish can't live in chlorinated water so they all died and jammed up the filters. The whole indoor pool pool had to be drained.

Ryan0101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all put a mattress in a pool. Took a crane to get it out.

jagexrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We could only have "approved pranks" on a designated day for seniors. Someone was allowed to park a boat in the court yard which wasn't that great. What was great was when someone snuck a blow up doll into the boat and placed it behind the wheel lol. Then another kid grabbed the blow up doll and ran out of school with it and allegedy went down the street to burger king with his new date.

ZeloChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone put Vaseline on the locker dials

believe_in_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior year saw about $2000 in damages and a lot of rage.

Some idiots thought it would be funny to put super glue in every key hole, which in turn locked up every door because the glue got into the gears. This was on the day of our senior breakfast, at 6am. So cooks and staff members who woke up extra early to prepare breakfast for us got locked outside for at least 1 hour, in the cold ...

OddOliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released two live chickens to run around the school. One of them had a '1' painted on it, the other had a '3'. They had a field day trying to find the one with a '2'.

pittpanthers95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours ended up being really lame. People filled a bunch of balloons with confetti and helium and sent them up into the big skylight in our cafeteria. The idea was that the heat from the sunlight would pop the balloons all day and rain confetti around the cafeteria. I cut through there during like 2nd period and the janitors were up on a cherry picker pulling the balloons down and popping them into trash bags. So it ended up being a failure.

DolphinBreeder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropped 2000 bouncy balls off the top of the main foyer staircase, no one got hurt, all the students just took a couple balls each so it literally cleaned itself up and my principle loved it and actually shook my hand in respect for it

joncurtis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends family owned a tree farm so around christmas we cut down a 30' pine tree and brought it to our school on a goose neck trailer. A bunch of us lifted it over a 12 foot fence dragged it to midfield and erected the biggest ugliest Charlie Brown dick tree I've ever seen. Merry Christmas

sycophantasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I made and sold a bunch of t-shirts for an "Incest Awareness Day." I wanted to create a mock protest for something that no one really supports. People protest government or for wage increases, not obviously bad things like slavery, or murder, or incest. That was my thought anyway. So my friends and I came up with these clever slogans to put on the shirts like "Incest, not even once." Or "When it comes to incest never cry uncle." Or "there's nothing funny about aunts in you pants." You get the idea.

What resulted was unexpected. It turns out there are two kinds of incest. We at first thought incest was that thing people like Jeff Foxworthy or Seth McFarland joke about. But what we forgot was the second type...non-consentual incest. See we were attempting to reference CONSENTUAL incest. That kind of incest it turns is the only type that's ok to joke about. To us our shirts were clearly about weirdo families that fall in love with eachother. But quickly our shirts brought on memories from one student that happened to have been sexually assaulted by a family member. We couldn't have anticipated this, so we weren't really punished. But God damn did we all feel terrible. I'm still not sure it's fair that Bo Burnham can make jokes about being touched by his uncle and that not causing a girl to cry. But I am still very ashamed it worked out that way with us.

SuperSaiyanNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 years before us I guess they students went "too far". our school was beside a rec center so there was a bunch of snow stored there for the ice rink (canada). they took all the snow and basically covered the front door with it so no one could get in (obviously there are other side doors but the main doors were closed). they also stole like 200 "for sale" signs from around the city and put them on all the staff parking spots. anyways for ours we had to disguise it as charitable or some shit so we took clothes and blocked the office doors with them and then donated the clothes. the staff knew the day we were going to do it and so did everyone, there was zero surprise and it was 0% a prank. I ended up stealing a huge megaphone (not electric) that to this day only one person knows I have and I've contemplated revealing this, but i figure 6 years later no one gives a shit. It was still fun to pass off who stole it around to like 10 other people that everyone on the swim team was trying to track down when I had it the whole time.

salustri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A half dozen of us took the chair backs off all the chairs in our building's largest lecture hall - which seats 250. Stacked 'em all in the office of the Dept Chair. Cuz he was the Chair, so he should have all the chairs. And seat bottoms in that lecture hall are the kinds that flip up. So, the next day, when some other program held a midterm in that room....

lostmysoultothedevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put the vice principal's car on the roof of the school. The principal was pretty cool, but the VP was a cunt.

AnExcitedOstrich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshman, the senior class released 3 pigs with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 painted on them. We had a small animal care class which is where they got the pigs. The year after, crickets were released.

My senior year, we got 530 American flags, one for each senior, and put them all around the lunchroom patio. Then the football players took the lunch tables and stacked them up into a pyramid.

stands_on_big_rocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to Western High School in S FL. There was that MTV show about senior pranks going on at the time, and my school was on it. I was around for the whole fish in the air duct thing.

Realm117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the seniors set their phones to go off in their lockers at a certain time during the day to create a huge cacophony of noise in the halls. They ended up not being loud enough, and the principal made fun of us over the intercom.

fb39ca4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I disappeared. In February.

BendekStormsaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remember the last time you drove by a used car dealership and saw one of those giant inflatable characters? Not the flailing arm people, I'm talking about the 30 ft tall gorilla inflatables. Well this was back a few years ago when our local Burger King was promoting Shrek for some reason, they set up a 25 ft tall Shrek on their restaurant to get people to come in.

One of the seniors worked at that same Burger King and was leaving the state when the year was over so what he and his friend decided to do was steal the 25ft Shrek inflatable and move it to the school roof and set it up.

So the next morning hits and the look on everyone's face to see Shrek towering over the school was priceless. And since the ladders to the roof were inside the school and were broken it ended up staying up there for a solid two days until one of the near by neighbors shot Shrek and deflated it. It was all ogre.

TLDR: Senior steals a giant Shrek inflatable from the Burger King he worked at and inflated it on top of the school and trapped it up there.

pg_rated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

graduating! see ya later suckers!

zabruki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A whole bunch of people drove in early to spell "Seniors" out in the parking lot with their cars. It was stupid and inconvenient for everyone else not included.

chillypup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We came in to the school at night and put every bin on the tallest roof of the school, we then moved every seat and table into the main corridor which was roughly 700 ish items. This led to chaos as you basically couldn't get to the other side of the school and took the students/teachers hours to get the bins and seats removed.

Jigglybum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a student lounge in the middle of the first floor of our tiny high school. We filled it waist high with balloons and had ourselves room sized balloon pit. By the middle of the day the teachers on the first floor were all getting fed up with randomly popping balloons so they were all popped during lunch time.

PBlueKan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was a little destructive.

Crickets. Crickets everywhere.

astro124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but it happened at my school.

During my freshman year, the seniors dressed as construction workers and rented out legit road side construction signs and roadblocks. My school has a main road that you can use but it's always backed up (thanks to the wonderful design of the parking lot), so many people take the side street that goes by the park (also leads to the parking lot and also backed up). The seniors put the signs on the side street, and created a huge backup. Rather than turn around and go to the main road, people began driving through the park and going 45 MPH through the neighborhoods. Eventually the school called the city and police came out to end the prank. None those seniors got to go to prom.

Another time back when I was in middle school (I heard this story from friends a year older than me), some seniors on the track team got in speedos and ran around giving kids high fives. Our principal at the time was a former track star who ran for ASU and whose kids hold records at my HS. She came out of the office, in heels, and tackled one of the speedo kids. I know it sounds fake, but she always wore t-shirts to show off the biceps.

salutbrooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class before mine snuck on campus one night and covered the entire ground with marshmallows, every square inch of pavement completely covered. I went to high school in a really hot climate, so the next day it got to over 90 degrees by morning, and the marshmallows melted all over the ground and made it so that the entire campus was one huge sticky mess and the pavement was so damaged that it needed to be replaced

wasalmostslater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really your standard "prank" but I saluted Hitler at my graduation in front of a full stadium of people. The ambiance of that room changed so fast...I've never felt anything like it.

SchmittyT9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a prank done a few years before me. Our school had a pretty standard uniform, including plain black shoes. All the seniors blocked every entrance before school started, and forced every student to give them thier shoes, which they proceeded to throw into a big, impossible to sort through, pile in the middle of the oval. Cost the school a fortune.

Brilliantnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole Ronald McDonald and put him on the 50 yard line before Our homecoming pep rally. He was heavy. They had a hard time getting him out of there. He just sat there the whole time being really happy. We all took acid at school that day.

dr_vodnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School had a major central stairwell that ran from the basement to the top of the school. Every last week of the year; seniors would rain objects down said stairwell. We decided to rain dildos down that stairwell. The most amazing part was watching the vice principle and principle walking down a hallway with black bags bulging with phallic objects. Still brings a smile to my face.

a10killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put open durian fruit in every bathroom and classroom.

SlRLAWLTACOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My year hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around the whole day playing music. They were playing in his office when he was trying to work. They were playing when he held a meeting. In the middle of the day he walked around and the band followed him, of course, and almost every student left class to walk around with him and jam to the music.

My class also set up little cups filled with birdseed or water, I don't remember which it was, in the main upstairs hallway at 3am shaped like the numbers 2014. The janitors had to clean it up in the morning when they got in because birdseed is covered in a powder that makes everything slippery and was a safety hazard. Disappointing.

The year before us took every single machine, squat rack, bench and weight out of the weight room and hung a big sign in the same aforementioned upstairs hallway that said "We can't weight to graduate". Solid prank, it just sucked that I had first period lifting class and needed to pick it all up....

Quachyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing big but we did get on the news because of how parents freaked the fuck out and 40 seniors were suspended.

So every year the incoming seniors prank the incoming juniors (that year's sophomores) because by then the graduating class would have been gone already since they graduate like a week or two before school ends. So this is at the very end of the school year.

Come the day where it's my class' turn and like 40 something kids all skipped school after lunch to prepare. They loaded up water balloons, got shaving cream, and started to get in position to nail the underclassmen. I didn't skip to prep because 1. my 6th period teacher was also my swim coach, 2. he's a complete fucking hardass when it comes to "hazing" (because he coaches swim team), and 3. my 6th period was "walking fitness" where we'd just walk off campus to places, and I wasn't going to risk getting seen and deal with his and my scary 5'0" asian mom's tongue lashing.

So the time comes and it's 6th period ends and I'm booking it off campus because I couldn't skip to do all the prep and I still wanted to have part in this ritual. Come 5 minutes later and everyone not involved starts walking home/getting on the bus/going to their shaving cream covered cars. We get in position and just start wailing the sophomores with water balloons as they step off campus, and we even picked up some of the ones who refused to go and dragged them off school grounds where they'd get executed.

Well we got in trouble because some of the guys decided to take it a little further and spread ketchup and mustard on the cars, and one of them actually took a shit on the hood of someone's car. Well the sophomores got extremely pissed off, and so did their parents because of the risk of ketchup ruining the paint and so the school got a bunch of complaints and administration just went to the attendance list and pulled in all the seniors who were marked absent 6th period and suspended them all. The list ranged from the kids who barely graduated with a 2.0 to the 4.0 students who got nothing but 5's on AP tests. I got away despite doing my fair share of damage because I was there for class.

So yeah that's what we do every year.

Hafell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One morning all the seniors parked their cars in a big rectangle encompassing about 1/3 of the total lot space, and placed traffic cones in random parking spots across the rest. Our class president and a few of the football players volunteered to keep all but the seniors out of this big space we closed off, just letting the seniors in. Around lunchtime someone's parents brought their food truck into the space and gave us all free hot dogs and burgers. We drew in chalk over the asphalt, blasted music, had a few water-gun fights, and skipped all our classes after lunch.

Not much of a prank, but tons of fun.

Techtony96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school has an auto tech program, so one year all the auto tech people got permission to cut a car in half, put it around the flag poles in front of the school, and then weld it back together. They did it in such a way that you could barely tell it was welded back together.

temalyen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one. :/ Principal threatened to suspend anyone who planned/participated in one.

vayneonmymain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We printed off many photos of Nicolas Cage and put them up in random and obvious places. Underside of toilet seats, under desks, on the concrete path you walk under to enter the senior area. Nothing to harmful or "bad", but it gave us a good laugh.

TheLawWillRize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to Newport high school we had cement blocks that spelled the name out on top of the main doors ... Moved the letters to make "wetporn"

Edit: a word

RedPoloShirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class was scared to pull a prank. The class year before us broke into the school and spray painted Class of 2009 in the commons. All involved got arrested after they looked at security tape and those who were over 18 even had to spend some time in jail. They couldn't walk with their class or come back to school for the last few weeks. When my class was up the next year the principal threatened expulsion for anyone who participated in a prank. So no prank.

MostlyUselessFacts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Principal struck a deal with the Senior Class (and does every year) - if no senior prank occurs, the Senior Class gets the final week of class as a "come and go" week (you come for your finals and leave when you don't have them.)

Hardened_Midget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Seniors all skipped school, showed up about halfway through the day, then ran around the building throwing balloons and water guns filled with piss and chemicals. Then ran THROUGH the school, down every hall, basically raiding classrooms with those water guns, then they all ran out the back entrance all together in a herd of glory.

IamPilgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a teacher who used to love using white board markers. He usually had three different colours for them - Red, Blue, Black. These markers have 3 color identifiers - a color on the cap, a color on the marker body, and the marker refill/ink. What I did was, swapped the marker identifiers. I combined the cap of red, ink of blue, and body of black, and similar with the other two markers. The result was, he was incredibly frustrated while teaching. He'd select the marker with red body, and voila, it would be black. We had a great laugh about it. The guy took it in good humour though.

CRBrownBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty big light saber fight. Few kids were banned from walking because they used light sabers that were like industrial grade and basically weapons.

epzik8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a few representatives from our senior class stick a sign out front that said "BUILDING FOR SALE". The reason it seemed pretty lame was because previous years' seniors had gone out of control with their senior pranks and had run-ins with the police due to it. One year the seniors threw large amounts of bouncy balls down every stairwell, a video of which was uploaded to YouTube and may still be there, and another year the seniors spray-painted their graduation year all over the outside walls, windows and light poles, and another year I think they actually managed to let a cow or horse or something from our school's working farm (I'm dead serious, we had a full agricultural program) into the school building and students had to wait outside while it was removed from the building. By the way, I just graduated in 2013.

pondo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Purchased 3000 glow in the dark bouncy balls, passed em out to the seniors before a pep rally. We got access to the gym, blacked out the windows and killed the lights during the rally. Watching all those bouncy balls go crazy in the semi-dark was pretty fun. Teacher flipped out and turned the lights on pretty quick and huge lights in the gym didn't go completely out right away.

Vuux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad's senior prank involved putting a pig carcass in the ventilation ducts, not sure what happened after that.

JaykeJacobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hung a 12'x36' banner saying "FOR SALE" off our rival school's awning.

Yvvell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for all the ideas everyone. Gonna make some stupid/awesome prank next year.

MissWilkem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled our school with balloons! It took us ages to blow them up, and it turns out that just lightly lobbing a balloon onto piles of other balloons is likely to pop multiple balloons...so yeah. Lots of balloons.

Apparently the other students had fun the next day - the principal had to cordon off one side of the school to deter students from wading through them. Too many static-shock and popping injuries.

doitforthelime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had plans of one but due to serious repercussions if we did we decided not to. But as a private school we had different colored polos for uniforms and we would have half the class wear red half wear blue bring in nerf guns and battle in the halls

Dontclickpls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was a year before I was a senior but I still find it pretty funny. In my school, they released 3 chickens. After locating all the chickens, they were like "Where's the last chicken?" Turns out that the chickens were labeled 1, 2, and 4. We got all the security guards and faculty members looking for that damn #3 chicken.

macaroons94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got the bar down the block from my school to call the dean (who was retiring that year) and tell her that our whole senior class of girls was there trying to buy drinks at lunch. We actually had left campus and headed to the bar, but were throwing the principal a surprise good-bye party with plenty of (non-alcoholic) drinks and cheese fries.

DJFiregirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody dumped a box full of crickets in the hallway. It was the stupidest prank ever.

zwhenry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't do one because the two classes before us failed on huge proportions. First class bought a bunch of sex toys and put them all over the school, but then they lost the receipt (inside the school, of course) and the one who bought it was caught. He was kicked out of NHS. I don't know about the others.

The next one was even worse. The seniors thought it would be a wonderful idea to break into the pool room and have a pool party. One of them literally broke a window, climbed in, then unlocked the door. They all (about 50-75 of them) went inside and had their party for a few minutes before the administration and campus safety came in and suspended them all. They were all kicked out of NHS and suspended for two weeks.

One of them jumped out and grabbed onto the flag cable, and as a result bending one of the poles supporting it. Overall they caused $1000+ in damages, mostly for the pole.

No class has had a prank since that one, they're all way too scared.

ghosttowns42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but two or three years ahead of me. During the graduation ceremony, every student would be called up, get their diploma, and then shake hands with the superintendent. Every single graduating student had one marble in their hand, and when they shook hands with the superintendent, they would pass the marble off.

He tried to hold them, and then he tried to pocket them, and then they started falling down and rolling across the stage, and he tried so hard to keep his composure but everyone was laughing and 400 marbles later he was laughing too. It was absolutely genius.

The next year, they bleached a penis on the football field. You can't win them all.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but the senior's last year

Three people showed up to school in a helicopter, which landed on the school oval

Turns out it was illegal though, so they didn't graduate and may be in jail or something

Jaminjams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school didn't have a prank per say but the graduating class has a tradition of running through the campus naked at night and leaving a little trinket/symbol at each of the 11 dorms on campus. Every house would pick a random date and do it. I don't think anyone's ever picked the same day as another house, at least not accidentally anyways. (This was a boarding school.)

ColJDerango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, but during the 70s, the seniors took apart the double doors leading into the school so that they were just a bit wider, then quietly rolled a ton of their cars into the hallways. When the period ended, hardly anybody could move around, and since the school was so small, the hallways were almost totally filled up with these cars. Absolutely legendary, I've always wished that our prank could have been something like that.

Calcifer643 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't do it but the big one for our year was someone super-glued all the doors leading outside shut for the entire building so no one could get in.

MeinLuftwaffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We lifted all the toilet seats, stretched cellophane over the bowls (real tight so it was smooth) and then put the seats down.

KnightOfNii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used grass killer to write our school's name huge on the rival's football field, took a couple weeks to take effect

BiffManly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody took 3 yippy little dogs and numbered them 1, 2, and 4. They set them loose in the halls, and the staff went into panic mode. They started rounding up the rabid dogs, and eventually noticed that number 3 was missing. They spent another hour running around the halls and classrooms trying to find dog number 3.

zeedevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I made a 20'x30' banner from bed sheets and paint, then climbed on the roof of the school and hung it at 4am before the first day of class.

The climb required an extension ladder to take us up two levels to reach the top. In big hiking bags we carried up cinder blocks to weigh down the top of the banner which also had a sleeve for 2x4s to hold it straight at the bottom.

tits_on_bread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will probably get buried but oh well. We took the concrete benches in our courtyard and flipped them around so they're facing the other way and put lock tight on the bolts. That was ten years ago and the benches are still facing the walls.

ValiumMm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Takes a crane

YourMumsAGoodBloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rented a Toyota Tarago van that was the same make/model and colour as the principals. Stole his number plates, fixed them to the rental and then spent the whole night driving through red light cameras (revenue-raising ones where there was barely a car on the road, not busy intersection ones). We ended up doing one particular red light camera 6 times. Replaced his number plates at around 5am and then went to mate's house to celebrate.

He ended up getting a fuckload of tickets and had to get a sworn affidavit from his wife and a neighbour that he was home all night and so was his car.

We never got in trouble but our year got a huuuge lecture about breaking the law, stupidity, road safety, identify theft and whatever else he could think about.

love_to_hate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school someone drew giant dicks everywhere.

DirtbagsAnonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I waited until mid grad week for a class prank. When I realized we were about to go without, I had to think classy and quick. I showed up to my school with a reflective vest and my parents lawn mower at 5 AM. I dropped that old girl as low as she would go and cut a stunning 35 foot replica of the male anatomy into the north lawn. 5 minutes, tops. The icing on the cake? The first comment I heard was, "How did they get the balls so round?"

darthignance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't involved, but the senior class had a few pupils whom slashed the tires on every one of the 50 some school buses. We had 2 days off of school and made the 6 o'clock news.

Amphilogiai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every single senior in the school sat down in the middle of 3rd period class change. No matter where they were hallway, lunchroom, bathroom, classroom everyone just sat down on the ground. Teachers had no idea what to do hahaha.

iambob482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Before my time but construction was going on and the seniors hung a porta potty between the two biggest trees on campus with a sign saying Mr. (our headmasters name) we are tired of your shit

DwarfTheMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We couldn't do a prank for a couple reasons. The year prior, the senior prank was tasteless vandalism, and the fall semester of my senior year some juniors held a prank cause they are dick heads. This caused the school to increase security. our prank was we are tired of this bs and just want to get out of here.

fuck you wilcoxin. edit: actually no. our senior prank was pulled off by one guy who put a bunch of fliers of the principal's head photoshoped onto some gay porn (the guy receiving). he put it in everyones locker and then slept in the building so he wouldn't get caught. he had to tell some people cause no one knew otherwise. this also increased security and we couldn't do a formal prank towards the end of the year. The dick head principal deserved it, but his daughter didn't deserve getting that in her locker. but she knew her dad was a dickhead.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled up the teachers office with balloons. Pretty lame

robokaiba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had someone flip the street signs upside down. It was incredibly lame and in hindsight, also dangerous. The year before us, someone poured a lot of baby oil on a ramp inside the school. A lot of people had fun sliding down.

starforger1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt this will be seen since this thread is old, but my senior class prank was incredibly simple. We got three pigs, painted on them the numbers 1, 2, and 4 and let them loose in the school. They were all caught in around 15 minutes...well, I knew they were all caught. :)

NightWolf098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

~60% of our entire senior class went to another school. ~40% of their senior class went to ours.

We were discovered quickly. Nothing could be done to replace roughly 1000 kids. Overall it was a good day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class was to put Jell-O mix in our olympic size swimming pool, I don't think it ever set, but the water looked nasty as fuck. A different classes one was for the seniors to put alarm clocks in their lockers, so that it was a bitch to walk through the halls etc... because it was loud as fuck. Keep in mind our high school has a class size of ~1,000, ~4,500 total kids in our school.

VancityJewlz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A girl in our class put an offical "school notice" all around the hallways. The notice said that all boys had to go to the gym for a school wide penis inspection, it was edited with the offical school symbol and everything. Principle and administration got pretty choked, had a full investigation. Someone eventually tattled and the girl got suspended.

ErikTheDon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We literally vandalized the entire school. Got the security code to get in the building from a teacher whose kid was in our class (which resulted in her getting fired afterwards lmao) and we went fucking OFF. Zip tied chairs to the wire walkway railings of the second floor, silly stringed the "kiosk" (basically just a tv with school info on it that played on loop all day, glued thumbtacks facing up to the toilet seats, someone took a shit on the floor and pissed everywhere, drove and parked the golf cart from the gym in the main building, zip tied chairs to the staircase railings so no one could get up or down, saran wrapped lockers shut, etc. Kids got caught on video smoking a bong in the hallways and shit. It was fun, but we were stupid. Needless to say, the faculty wasn't impressed the next morning. They cancelled our class trip to six flags but it was worth it. Caught a Red Sox game with my girlfriend that night instead. So fucking fun. I hated my school. They were always so uptight about everything because it was a private school and I always caught a lot of flak from teachers for not "applying" myself in class, when in reality, the workload was much heftier and more difficult than my college work is. Also, the PTA used to talk a lot of shit about me and I found out through a friend whose mom was in the PTA. Fuck that school. Glad we trashed it. Don't regret it one bit.

xTheHundreds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was the lame one that the student government came up with which was playing Luke fiasco's super star over the intercom. Or the real one where we dumped a 16ft boat which read "class of 2016" in the middle of the schools front parking lot.

Rebellious1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class was perpetually frustrated by the hallway where the senior lockers were located, because it was the hallway where all the freshmen had classes and they always took forever getting to class. So for our prank, during passing time between classes we all congregated in that hallway and our foreign exchange student from Norway blew an airhorn. When he blew the airhorn every senior stood stock still and refused to move, trapping confused freshmen in our midst, unable to get to class. Hillariously the exchange student with the air horn happened to about 5 feet from the principle of the school when he blew the horn. We played this pseudo freeze tag for about 10 minutes until he blew the horn again. We also asked one of the custodial staff for the key to the football field and brought tents and camped out for the weekend on the field. Unfortunately my parents refused to allow me to take part in such vandalism.

maxofov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of us snuck on to campus at night and removed all the ringers from the bells. The next morning the bells never rang and no one went to class.

cocojambles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

some seniors cut down a tree on the quad which was planted in memory of a faculty member who had passed away, it did not go over well.

jesushatesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating

alitairi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We placed a ridiculous amount of clocks all over campus and set an alarm on each clock at different times. All day long random alarm clocks were going off all over the place.

Funny, but we kinda accidentally pranked ourselves with that annoyance too...

obamaneborrabratwurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My grade just put couches and fancy soap and rugs in the bathrooms. I was so bummed because there had been rumors that someone was going to do something crazy. Not gonna lie though I enjoyed the fancy bathrooms a bit

boiled_egg_haircut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year but a few years ago all the seniors parked their cars to block the driveway and left them there so that the teachers couldn't leave. Also last year there were flour bombs and twelves hanging upside down from trees

Itsatravisty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hope I'm not too late.

I did several things with my friends. First we took an old hammock, strung it over the stairwell, and locked it to the railings with padlocks. Then we took some old clothes, and stuffed them with newspaper to look like a person was napping in the Hammock.

I went to a party store got 2 helium tanks, bought about 1000 balloons, and snuck into school around 5 am to hide the tanks in my locker. Over the course of the day my friends and i emptied the helium tanks, which ended up being about 700 balloons, and surreptitiously released them all through the school.

The best one though was my cousin's idea. He tracked down a banana suit and a gorilla suit. My cousin wore the Banana suit all day, and a bunch of us took turns in the gorilla suit. Whenever the Gorilla found the banana, whoever was in it would chase the banana all through the school. I chased him out onto the field at lunch time. I couldn't see shit through the eye holes as I was chasing him, so he tripped me, then I managed to tackle him from behind a few minutes later. We got a lot of laughs out of that one.

eau_de_humanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few seniors cut down all the Bradford Pear trees on campus. Personally, I was thankful because their blossoms smell like jizz, I hated those fucking trees. The school reported this to the police and the kids were persecuted to the extend of the law, because the dirty boxers trees costed the school tens of thousands of dollars. Sucks for the kids, they probably didn't realize how much damage they were causing. I hope the school replanted some else, anything that doesn't smell like unwashed taint. But I have no way to find out because I am never setting foot in that hell hole again.

ToineBomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a Canadian going to high school in the States, i snuck out the dorm at night and hoisted the Canadian flag on our only flagpole in the middle of campus. I was told afterwards I did it on Patriot's Day..

goldenbaren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 dozen chickens in the hallways, and super glue in nearly every lock on campus. Several kids were arrested and parents were fined roughly $20K in total for the lock replacements.

Vladimus44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lots of bouncy balls in the hallway.

All-I-Do-Is-Wrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were a few. Someone dumped like 5000 super balls off this upper floor balcony that looked down on class rooms. Me and some friends through glass vial stink bombs all over the place for a few weeks. Then a couple days in the last week we did a number of smoke balls. That's what got the cops there.

Krono5_8666V8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a main area, with one staircase going to the second and third floor hallways where all the classes are. Someone threw hundreds or maybe thousands of super balls from the third floor during lunch. Total anarchy for like 5 minutes.

Fancyfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When my class graduated we decided to rubber-band dollar bills to rocks and when each person walked across the stage to shake the principle's hand, we would also hand him the rock. It was funny to watch him struggle with pockets full of rocks in front of about a thousand people.

Plot twist: all the money from the rocks was donated to some local charity, I forget which. My class was pretty rad.

phforNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burnt the common room down.

Unintentionally.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Approximately ten thousand crickets. We bought out the entire supply of bait shops in the tri-county area.

denvertebows15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior "prank" at my high school was everyone running in a circle through the halls with foam swords. It was as lame as it sounds and I did not participate.

THE_GR8_MIKE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a water balloon fight in the hall. And then another one a few periods later. Four people couldn't walk at graduation and the entire senior class protested until they let them walk. Was fun.

klaxonsareagoodband1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think we had a class-wide senior prank but one kid I knew put white out all over our math teacher's seat to make it look like he had masterbated and then took all of his digital markers (we had one of those smart boards) and replaced them with real markers. The teacher ended up writing on the board with the permanent ones and completely fucked it up.

Looking back that kid was kind of a dick.

Also the teacher quit.

Guidebookers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The night before my first day of senior year my girlfriend and I climbed upon on the awnings that ran between the buildings and used regular pieces of copy paper and tape to spell out, in giant letters, SENIORS 19__ ROCK!!!

pancakes_n_petrichor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Might be a little late to the party here, but what my class did was stack all the large metal lunch tables into a massive tower roughly 15 feet high. It was glorious to behold. Also, someone set 5 or 6 chickens loose in each gymnasium at the same time.

EmpororPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone drilled a hole in the wall and put a chopped up raw fish in it, and then covered it up. It was rotting for I think two weeks before they found it. The smell was terrible.

Crazyape54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I usually post these but they get buried :(

Ours was "bring pets to school day," since the administration was a pain in the arse about offensive pranks, and some ideas were outright vandalism. The best ones in my school had were the stuff of legends.

Years ago, a class stole a display elephant from a mini golf course and stuck it (and I mean adhered it) in the courtyard that was surrounded by only tight hallways. The elephant was two cars tall and just about as wide.

Another class simply put a car on the roof.

pml1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My junior year, the first day back from winter break, the main entrance to the building was blocked by a pile of Christmas tree that must have been at least 15 feet high and 30 feet in circumference. A really bug pile made up of dozens of trees.

Turned out a senior with a pickup and his buddies had driven around collecting trees off of people's curbs and just stacked them up. Simple, harmless, a good prank IMO.

warmwaterpenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Three chickens in various classrooms, numbered 1, 2 and 4.

purple_carrots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life size Pacman race.

A few friends and I had the idea for Halloween, and decided to go all out. We recruited people for every element of the game. I made all the costumes with some help over the course of the next month, and our choir director let us use the storage room to set up.

Link (only video I have record of now): https://youtu.be/fSw1TjfbwxY

zekneegrows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I parked my car nose first against my friends driver door. Not touching, just enough to block him in. The hall monitor reported me and i got kicked out of school, coz Air Force.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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FalconLorenzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were CHICKENS in the HALLWAY!!! What kind of CRAZY senior put CHICKENS in the HALLWAY?!?!

schmitee27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One class poured baby oil over EVERYTHING. Like stairways, hallways, railinging, etc. It became such a hazard that our school was deemed unsafe and we weren't allowed to leave our class rooms. The kids were arrested and didn't graduate.

Oh, and they dropped a lawnmower to the very lowest setting and mowed a dick into our football field, which was actually pretty funny.

keefmastaflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years before my class, the seniors placed a roadkill deer in the girl's bathroom with a cigarette in it's mouth.

LastLivingSouls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Went out to the teachers lot and started moving license plates around.

Also, found the diH2O holding tank that runs through the building to different faucets in the chemistry lab, and put a few packets of kool aid in it.

Boom, roasted.

colisch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never actually saw it myself, but my freshman year of high school the seniors literally wrapped a car around one of the light poles in the parking lot by cutting a portion out and surrounding it with tons of saran wrap.

Murderversity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had two pranks, both pretty lame

Some kids ran yarn through the hallways. This would have been clever if it blocked off stuff, but it didn't. It just sort of sat there on the ground.

Someone spray painted the pavement/front of the school with pictures of teachers with penises in their mouths, and for good measure, ran yarn through the parking lot. He got expelled and had to retake his senior year in a different school. This was all maybe a week before we graduated.

Robot_Embryo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not dropping out of high school.

PoolSiide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sophomore year the seniors got three pigs (this is kind of farm country) and labeled them 1, 2 and 4. School was shut down for two days because they were looking for number 3. As a result they said anybody who tried a prank next year would be expelled, nobody stepped up.

My senior year game was back on. As a little background my school had two separate buildings that students had to walk to and from along a main road. Two of my friends had minivans so we did the only logical thing; get a bunch of people with waterguns, blast Maad City by Kendrick Lamar and do drivebys in between classes. I guess they considered that tame compared to the last prank so nobody got in trouble.

On mobile so please excuse formatting

AliasSydneyBristow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Security guard let us in an un-camera'd door at 10pm. We spent the next two hours carrying every single chair, desk and stool outside to the tennis courts and piled them up. Dragged bleachers in front of the tennis court gates. Nice wooden chairs went downstairs in the locker rooms. The next morning, my classmates younger siblings were calling them... "they're making US take all the chairs back in!!". We rolled by school to see these kids lugging shit back inside and then took our skip day. Soooo satisfying

sonorousjab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We threw buckets of really sloppy manure on the front doors of three different rival high-schools (small-ish city, farms everywhere), filmed the whole thing, and got totally busted when we were watching it the next day in the video lab at school. Lesson learned, if you're going to do something like that... don't film it, and if you do, keep that shit off the internet and away from school... so to speak.

E_Killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't me but it was the grad class one infront of me. It was an ongoing prank that they did 4 or 5 times. It was called "Pepper Spray Thursday's" Where a group of people would cover for one another and would spray pepper spray into the vents around lunchtime. And then I would call my mom and tell her I felt sick because of it and I'd get to go home. It was sweet.

matchinthegastank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a prank but we had a Nerf battle on the football field.

caiteeeelynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of seniors scaled the roof and tp-ed the completely internal courtyard. It looked like winter.

rva703 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class pitched in and bought a boat to put inside of the main entrance of the school. We also filled a shit ton of cups up with water and put them everywhere around the boat. The class before us put a car inside of the school so we had to 1up them. IM ON A BOAT!

The_Sharpie_Is_Black ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This

Now I see why ask reddit is so popular. just a bunch of cunts who can't wait to talk about themselves.

OctopodesInMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Might as well answer. So, long story short, my school was very clique-y. Popular kids only talk to popular kids etc. etc. This made for quite a nice string of senior prank failures 4 years in a row.

My first year of high school the senior prank was simple, yet quite effective. Smear Vaseline on all the lockers. All the way up to senior year some lockers are still slipperier than an eels peepee. My sophomore year is when the failures began. The seniors attempted to back a car into the gymnasium, something the principal at the time was not going to have. He ended up calling the police and when they heard the sirens blaring they freaked and left the girl there with her car. She panicked and floored it out of the doorway clipping her bumper on something. The entire back of her car ripped clean off and she was left there to deal with the police and her fucked up vehicle. Junior year wasn't as bad, but there was literally no prank. Lame city.

Now we get to my senior year. Due to my fellow peers cliqueiness, nothing ever could be agreed upon because the "popular kids" always thought they were the life of the school and they had the best ideas. They came up with "have a soccer match in the parking lot" which no one showed up to, including the kids that thought it up. Anyways, that happens and I finally graduate.

A year later, Im curious what the next senior prank was. I ask my cousin and he tells me that they planned to move all the desks from classrooms out into the hallway. They got two rooms done and got bored and left. The janitors moved them all back before school started.

tl;dr we're bad at pranks

DrMrsLoveStrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a very small K-12 Private school where my graduating class was 17 people. We really wanted to have a great senior prank. We never got to go through with one since we were threatened by our Director that anyone caught doing any pranks would not be walking at graduation. Even still we came up with a couple of ideas that would have been pretty funny.

One being my own. our Director had a big ring of keys to every door in our school. the school wasn't huge but there were a lot of doors to closets and such since it used to be a mortuary. Anyway, I had this idea that someone would distract her while someone else would get her keys and hide them in plain sight all around the school and all of this would happen on Senior ditch day. Only the seniors would know where every key is but if we weren't there at school to give up the locations then it would have been hilarious to see our Director freaking out. It was supposed to be more frustrating than damaging.

The other idea was from another classmate. Their idea was to release hundreds of crickets in the school. But no one wanted to buy them let alone deal with a shit ton of crickets in the school and how loud they were going to all be.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A completely massive fooodfight, I'm talking 400 students big, our school had three separate lunch periods. There were kids fleeing class just to join in or watch. The slushy maching got tossed and got all over some teachers. Needless to say it was fucked up. But I'll never forget it. Fyi I did not participate. I thought it was really shitty and sidnt consider it a harmless prank.

Aarbud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably a bit to late, but some friends of mine took round up to the schools soccer field and made a giant phallic mural of dead grass. Funny in its own right, but what really set apart this prank was the timing of the whole thing. The girls soccer team had their championship game on that field, after said prank, and the custodians tried to cover it up with white paint to make the balls look like soccer balls and a bright green to make the shaft blend in with the grass around it. Not on was there a girls soccer final on that field, but for some reason we had one of our teachers that was into skydiving land on the grass penis along with four or five navy seals for some military appreciation day.

TotallyNotNick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We played the delfino plaza theme song during the graduation ceremony.

CharlieBeaulieu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Up in Canada we were graduating from Gr. 9. Our math teacher was retiring that year as well. He had a smaller vehicle, like a old Ford fiesta or something like that. Bunch of us lifted up his car put it sideways facing in on the street. He had a pretty good laugh about it.

For high school, a guy printed out 1000's of pages of porn and raced along the second floor balcony over the central area of the school letting it float around everywhere. I've never seen so many teachers scrambling to clean it all up so quickly.

Year before I entered high school a kid snuck 3 goats into the school. Had some t shirts on them numbered 1, 4, and 5. Teachers spent a fairly good chunk of time looking for 2 and 3.

isiscrisis6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sprinkled glitter all over the football field over night. So. Much. Fucking. Glitter. (The field is turf)

Seejr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

we had an senior assembly at school and beforehand we all planned via social media to stage a mass riot with fights across the entire school with pool noodles as soon as the assembly was over. the plan was to fold your noodle in your backpack and as soon as the assembly was over spread out , and begin tostart slapping each other. turned out pretty well with shopping carts that were snuck in aswell resulting in some hilarious jousts along with mass panic at the pool noodle riot

LucidLunatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We staged a takeover by the lost Roman Legion. The seniors marched through the school in togas and legionnaire outfits, to the principals office and announced our conquest of 'Nova Roma.' In celebration of the conquest, we held colosseum games- which was mostly dodgeball and similar fare, outside for the rest of the school. Then there were a number of independent supposedly thematic pranks within and around the school, redecorating and reorganizing classrooms.

And then Ordoobadi built a wall in a hallway, blocking it completely if I hadn't found him part way through.

pwnsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During a passing period, I used the school's PA system to rickroll the entire building. The administration was expecting a massive water balloon fight in the hallways that day as the "official" senior prank, so they were preoccupied searching lockers and students' backpacks. I was able to sneak into the room that controlled the PA system and start the song.

I made a clean getaway, but unfortunately a friend ratted me out. I ended up being suspended for the remainder of the school year, which was a whopping 1.5 days.

lokhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember it like it was yesterday. About 150 of us dressed as warriors, equipped with boogie boards and pool noodles (you know, those floaty foam thingies in the pool), and split in half. Half of us warriors were on the north side of the campus, the other half was on the south side of the campus. When the 7:25AM bell rang, it was war.

All 150 of us rushed in each other's direction, meeting ~halfway in the spill out cafeteria area. We battled. Brave souls were lost that gloomy morning, but heroes were found and history was made.

Pompey_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the teachers tried to organize a "prank" and most people followed along. All they did was freeze in the hall for 2:30 during the 2 min in between. So XTREME.

Cheesegasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For our senior prank we got to the school super early and parked in the teacher parking lot. We blocked off all the entrances to their parking lot with large trucks. People brought timmies while we waited for the teachers to arrive. The teachers had to park in the student parking, which was a considerable walk, or even down the street. The principal was directing traffic while we sat on the hoods of our cars sipping coffee.

brzztffn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sent out a fake mass call to everyone in the district saying school has been cancelled due to a geothermal issue with the schools. We "accidently forgot" a couple kids though.

Theeflaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't in on it. But they turned the trash cans upside down. After they were emptied of course.

Mattatouille7080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My one friend was trying to think of something to do all year and he couldn't come up with anything. So finally on the night before the last day of high school he calls me and says: "fuck it, I'm egging the whole god damn thing... You in?" I opted out thinking it was a bad idea.

Cut to the next day the WHOLE exterior of the place was covered in sun baked egg. A literal high school sized omlett. You couldn't even get close without gagging from the smell. As soon as I go in I get called to the principal's office just because he knew I was his friend. Apparently he left all of the receipts in a bag in the parking lot. When he went to the all the stores to get the 15 dozen eggs, he wore those glasses with the nose and moustache on them, along with a huge wig so when the police checked the camera footage that's all they would see. But on one of the stops his friend went in after him and she was caught on camera. So of course when they questioned her she broke down and sang like a bird.

Anyway later that day his mom came in and picked him up absolutely sobbing because her son was a "criminal" and he wasn't allowed to go to prom. Also 2 days after cleaning it up one of the janitors died from a heart attack which may have been related to the strenuous scrubbing in 90 degree weather.

tl:dr friend egged school and got caught. Possibly killed janitor

HeWhoHasSexWithBread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When each person shook the principles hand, we gave her a penny. After a couple hundred students she was loaded with pennies lol.

leonardodigucci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class broke up toothpicks into tiny pieces and stuffed them into the key holes of all of the class rooms in the school then topped it all off by filling the holes with super glue. Let's just say important tests weren't taken that day.

girzim23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Ours was removed by the janitor by order of the principal before anyone saw it. We window chalked a fucking mural over night of the principal as king kong on the empire state building. It was a master peice. Cops were almost called cuz the principal is a power hungry dick.

Edit : Forgot about band! We built a living room in the directors front yard!

NumenSD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They banned them after my sister's senior year but one of the girls in her senior class had parents who owned a feed company. They grabbed a truck and piled bales of hay 10+ feet high in front of every entrance to the school for their senior prank.

CaptMcnomnom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People sat in the halls. Year before glued the doors shut. My year sucked

yadda4sure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we pulled every fire alarm in a 4800 student highschool. all the classes were sent outside for like 5 hours. so long so that they just eventually sent us all home.

Ninenine222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A previous senior class at my school brought paintball guns to the school after administration left and shot up the school. Some of the glass windows were broken. They were all arrested for vandalism.

drummer5193 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My schools name was NEWPORT High School, and the letters were screwed into the giant rock at the front of the school. So a group of friends and I unscrewed the letter and rearranged them to say WETPORN High School.

Tohrchur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had a water balloon fight in the locker area (big area with 1000's of lockers

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but the one before me. A senior friend of mine dumped an entire bottle of liquid ass in the main hallway of the school. You could feel the warm stink in the air...

jnoble_05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We rolled our senior prank and senior skip day all in one. We started off cooking out and throwing a "beach party" on the front lawn. We had a kiddie pool, inflatable palm tree, bag boards, everyone in swim suits, leis, the works. Then we got kicked off school grounds and just did the same thing across the street. The newspaper showed up. It was a good time.

kkasket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school went to the rival schools senior parking and did the foam on the windows/saran wrap/tinsel etc, and in turn they came to our parking lot and smashed out our windows, slashed our tires and keyed our cars. Luckily I skipped class that day.

thatbearguy2202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mixed A LOT of powder laxatives into the mass supply of school ranch. Needless to say, it was a scrappy Fay for many.

OttselSpy25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was well known for terrible pranks. Like, vicious in nature. Shit on the roof, toilet paper everywhere, water cups down ever avenue rubber bands stretched from one side of the school to the other, goats in the parking lot, goats with the cars, everything parked wrong... so much spray paint...

I skipped our prank, but apparently it was an overnight bon fire thing that involved them partying and dancing and playing music. The next day was our graduation practice happened, and our Principal congratulated us on the most harmless and safe prank he had ever seen. We all looked at each other, left to right, as we all thought the same thing. "Oh shit. That means we lost."

Should be the end, but I wanna add that a few months later our school and that principal made national news for our dress code policies. Always classic.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kid at my school put marijuana in rice krispy treats at a bake sale senior year. Principal had to send out these really awkward letters to parents saying your child might feel "strange" for a day or so.

Jay Leno even used it in one of his classic bad jokes "snap crackle pot" is what he said about it.

csrevolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not mine, but the class before me pulled the fire alarm during a thunderstorm and evacuated our school of 5,000 kids onto a muddy field in the pouring rain. Had to wait 15 minutes for a firetruck to clear us.

the_great_ganonderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something so lame that I have completely forgotten it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school hoisted a farm animal of some sort (I believe it was a goat) over the 10ft tall fence surrounding the pool. Something happened in mid air and the animal fell and broke its legs. The following morning, to distract from this particular fiasco, another student decided to post thousands of photoshopped pictures of our principal fucking the fattest teacher in the school around the campus.
We were pretty fucked up.

BONUS STORY

The year before that the seniors decided it would be funny to drive a security golf cart into the same pool.

sidewinderucf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sprinkled soap flakes all over the football field before the sprinklers came on at night. Next morning the whole field was covered in suds. Also, one of the guys who did it dropped his wallet there. He got suspended for 10 days.

skywreckdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a very small high school (my graduating class had 8 students) where pranks are somewhat commonplace, so we didn't have a "senior prank" tradition.

However, the best prank I remember being pulled was done by a teacher. He pulled out our very important, handwritten exams that were worth 30% of our grade and "accidentally" spilled water all over them. After watching us panic for a while, he revealed that they were fakes and the real exams were safe.

We got that teacher back by hiding all of his pens except for one that was running out of ink.

daltonb48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

8 students??? That's not high school, that's the 1 room schoolhouse on little house on the prairie

TroubledPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before my grad year someone decided it would be a good prank to release a bunch of cockroaches throughout the school. We weren't aloud to do another grad prank if we wanted a good grad year...

Willyroof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gave every single student a kazoo (1200 total) and watched the anger fester the rest of the day.

theaspiringpolyglot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was pretty extensive. In one night, all the locks to lockers were unlocked and placed on someone else's locker (they weren't locked onto the other person's locker ; that'd be too cruel), mannequin heads from the art department migrated to various places around the school and somehow the boys' changing rooms for the gym were all painted bright pink. The worst part is that it wasn't even a group effort ; we spent so much time debating the merits of various pranks that four vigilantes stole into the school some night and did it all. One of their fathers taught there, so he knew the alarm code and stole the keys. I had no idea that it was happening ; I just arrived in the midst of complete chaos

DakiniBrave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but a school in my area put a cow on their roof

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a stuffy private school and we didn't really have any traditions about senior pranks. On the last day of school I decided I would go streaking across the football field after school. I told 3 of my friends and they decided to join in. We really didn't tell anyone else but somehow word got out. I really don't get how, I had a lot of friends in school but I wasn't the kind of guy to draw a big crowd. My friends and I look around the corner and see HUNDREDS of people standing on the sidelines. I really couldn't believe it! I was expecting it to be a surprise but there was a huge crowd there waiting for us. We also had stolen the Canadian flag from the headmaster's office and ran waving it to a huge cheer from the crowd.

After we ran back to the lockers through the back exit, this old ass super strict gym teacher walks into the room. I thought we were DEAD as this guy had a reputation... Instead he just looks at our naked asses and says, straight faced with no smile, "I know who you boys are. I want you to know that. But I won't say anything because I found that to be humorous", and leaves with the flag. I never got in trouble for it somehow. The school never even mentioned it.

sidewinderucf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dean laid down on the floor, the absolute madman.

harryfuckingdresden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We weren't allowed to do one. A couple of years before, the class lynched a black dummy from the flag pole and we were told if we did, we wouldn't be allowed to graduate.

shanecroce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sister dropped some 3000 bouncy balls down the main stairs in my high school. People were finding balls for a good 3 years after

Chone_Figgins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The night before our homecoming pep rally, my friends and I went to a local farm and stole 3 pigs. Surprisingly docile, we spray-painted the pigs with the numbers 1, 2, & 4.

The reason? Well, the next day, we hear our principal announce over the intercom that not only would those who committed the prank be brought to the authorities for stealing Old MacDonald's property, but that they also needed assistance looking for pig #3.

There was never a pig #3...

Sh-t_Shower_Shave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had an in ground concrete amphitheater in the middle of a small plaza in the outside hall.

I transferred to school when they built it and redrew the lines. My class was the first senior class there.

Our mascot was a shark and we plug the drains to the amphitheater and filled it with water.

It was a huge challenge since the school was locked up and we had an issue with water source.

It's been almost 20 years and I don't remember how we did it. Just remember it was a problem.

We threw about 5 of those plastic pool sharks in it and thought that was it. But a couple of the red neck fishing kids took their boat into the gulf and caught a small hammerhead shark and put him in there with the pool toys.

Come Monday Florida fish and wildlife were there flipping a lid.

Thank god, pre security cameras in the school. Think that changed the next year.

But from what I heard filling the amphitheater became a tradition and the school just lets the seniors do it now .

10099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior class, but an old math teacher who had been there for years told us that one senior class decided to fill his office with paper all the way up to the ceiling. When he turned on the light, the stacks of paper caught on fire and burned his office down.

Grim01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class unfortunately didn't do anything (security cameras and guards lol) due to what happened two years prior when I was a sophomore. What happened was someone called in about a bomb threat on the last day of school and we went on lockdown for 2 hours. People were arrested but whoever they are, they're my heroes. Thanks to them I managed to keep my B- in AP Euro.

Also the prank during freshman year for me was when they unscrewed all the tables and benches and left it on the roof.

Mysteriousmustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of us climbed on top of the football field pressbox and spray painted class of 2015 on top which is now on Google earth.

SwellCorrell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a school in a suburb surrounded by farms. So we got 4 pigs. We painted numbers on their sides, 1,2,3,5. released them in the school one night. The next day they caught them all and spent two days searching for number 4

riddellmethis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We raised farm animals at our school. So we painted the goat pink. That was about it.

BreakfastAtJessicas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is going to get buried but oh well:

My school library was beautiful, it was the reason that I wanted to go there in the first place. It was very old but lovely architecture which had the Latin school motto painted under the balcony in the library. Anyways, as a die hard Harry Potter fan it looked very Harry Potter-y and that stuck with me. I even went on to have in jokes with the librarians about Harry Potter and how much I loved it. They would have themed events which I would come and help out at etc. Anyways, one day during the twilight craze they hung up a twilight poster much to my 13 year old horror. And then a Robert Pattinson poster too. So I asked them wtf was going on and they laughed it off. So then I said if I personally buy a Harry Potter replacement poster, will you get rid of the Twilight one? And they said yes! But they didn't, no, instead, they hung it up in the library office, where no one could see it. So years later on my last day at school, I decided that I would pay a younger year to distract the librarians for 10mins. And remember, libraries are quiet places. I snuck to the back with a friend and peeled off this huge ugly twilight poster from the door but it made all sorts of noises and it was ripped and I didn't want to damage anything. So instead, we folded it up as small as we could and threw this mangled mess of Edward and Bella into the archives room. But then there was this dreaded Robert Pattinson poster, which in previous years I had tried to discreetly drop into the recycling bin beneath it, always to no avail. The next day it would be hung back up again and Edwards smoulder was a sign of defeat. By now I was rushing to gtfo and it was obvious this huge monstrosity was no longer in the library and I was the only suspect, so I tore the Edward Cullen poster off the wall tucked it under my arm and ran straight past the librarians.

I saw them a few months later when picking up some old work and they didn't really mention it so I think I'm okay. May have helped that I was dressed as batgirl when I stole the posters..

tldr; school library had twilight posters, I demolished them.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

In our common room we had huge windows up on the roof. Well on the last day of school, someone went up there and wrote "Dr. Font IS A NAZI" followed by a swastika. Dr. Font was our principal. It was dumb but he wasn't very happy about it.

PlayTheBanjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior year, the teachers and staff pulled the prank instead of us, and they were playing the long game!

From junior high until graduation, those brave martyrs all kept repeatedly reminding us that they were teachers for totally altruistic reasons and money wasn't important to them, but my senior year, when a lot of people really needed AP exam scores, sports scholarships, and high GPAs in order to get into or afford college, they all stopped showing up until the county gave them more money!

I was already accepted to college, but man, they sure showed the rest of those students!

gyrgyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Someone wiped human shit on the walls of the bathroom and the surrounding hallway. No, I'm not joking.

The official prank was to hire a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day but for some reason the principal was given executive authority over what the senior prank was, so I believe that idea was shot down actually.

Skizot_Bizot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We added the stuff from diapers that turns pee into jelly into all the toilets of the school. Sodium polyacrylate I believe. Can buy it in bulk from science surplus stores... Probably from amazon now but this was 2005.

stuyacht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At our school we had a very large parking lot as it also the lot for the football field right next to us. We all got there super early and parked in a large square around the lot so no one could enter it. Admin tried to have cars towed but police showed up and said "well...they're technically within the lines". At lunch we had music and BBQ in the middle of it.

dabomatsoccere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a couple of friends raided the school with waterguns and extra ammo in backpacks we wore on the front instead of the back. In hindsight, it was probably not the smartest prank. it was more recent and school shootings are actually a thing now...

jgreene128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but my brothers class got two pigs and slathered them up with Vaseline and wrote 1 and 3 on them and let them loose in the halls. They had a hell of a time finding number 2 after they were actually able to get a hold of 1 and 3.

mr_chip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone set a bomb for Al Gore.

This was 1992, and Al Gore was on the campaign trail. He was speaking at our high school, and a kid set a smoke bomb to go off under the bleachers. It was going to belch red, white, and blue smoke out into the audience while Gore was speaking.

The kid who found it and reported it was my personal school bully. I hated him, and everyone praised him and acted like he was some big fucking hero instead of a thug who happened across something by accident.

I wound up best friends for a while with the girl who was dating the prankster. He wound up going away for a while, got kinda weird after that and she broke it off.

Proof: http://www.nytimes.com/1992/10/28/us/the-1992-campaign-bomb-found-gore-cancels.html

Proof more: http://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/01/us/the-1992-campaign-gore-visits-school-where-bomb-was-found.html

tkacast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poured "super concentrated" drink mix in the pool to turn it red. It was clear when we got there in the morning.

Deltasquad97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to Walmart, bought a shit ton of glitter, and put it everywhere, there was glitter still laying around a month later.

PolandPole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two of us got together and got the math teacher pregnant

Nufity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We threw a mattress in our school's pool. It took a crane to get it out.

caffienatedjedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human barricade of the parking lot, only letting seniors in to park.

Almost ended in assault with someone getting ran over because that rich kid in a lifted truck(everyone knows one of these) decided they were going to run it. Somehow, everyone got out of the way fast enough.

eastofavenue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

released 4 live chickens into the hallways right during a period change. we also set up hillbilly getaway chase music played on loudspeakers as all the teachers tried to catch the chickens. good times.

Ermahgerdperderder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a senior now, but one year a student let loose three pigs and labeled them 1, 2, and 4. They spent hours looking for them. Another year they dyed the pool our school colors and ended up ruining the entire water filter system. Hopefully class of 2016 will come up with a great prank too

AmNotSatan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My prank was being the only one that graduated that year.

My family's prank was not giving a shit.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the years before ours had really stupid school pranks. Our year, there was a "school approved" prank where a bunch of alarm clocks were set to go off at a certain time, but we all thought that was stupid. Instead, a bunch of seniors filled up water balloons and brought them in backpacks. At the beginning of the first lunch period, we dropped them off of the balcony in the middle of our main hall.

This also led to a good fight during both lunch periods, and one guy stole a security guard's golf cart and ended up running it into a wall. After that, the admin got really pissed and closed the main hallway and the cafeteria for the last week of school. To get to classes, we had to walk all the way around to the side doors of the hallway our classes were in. I don't even think they allowed anyone to use the downstairs restrooms. We literally had to go outside and walk upstairs, and back down the hallway just to use the restroom.

ChimesInSometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and about 25 guys drew penises on every single window on campus. Our campus was rather large and actually the third biggest school in our state. We had a full operation. 4 teams coming from N, S, E, and W all armed with walkie talkies and car paint. Even had a scout driver to look for cops and warn us if they were alerted. We reported some kids on a playground at a local school that was in the same district. Campo checked out the scene and we struck. Took about 15 minutes to cover all the windows with class of 2014 dicks. The paint was washed off in a haste the morning after my school janitors. Maybe 100 students actually saw what we did. Fuck the system tho.

aerojovi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school cafeteria always kept a salad bar and a hot bar with pizza/fries/chicken fingers. A group got ahold of a significant amount of extra-strength fast-acting liquid laxative and proceeded to pour it into the ranch dressing on the salad bar. Most seniors were told to avoid the ranch dressing that day...

We were a large high school so lunches were staggered beginning at 10:25 am. About 1pm, the chaos began. Teachers and students alike trotted to the bathroom in droves, some even holding their hand behind them on the way. Magically, nobody ever got caught.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine dumped cow shit in all of the air vents. He wasn't allowed to walk across stage at graduation.

EasternYugo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't meant to be a prank but I brought in a large bucket, soap, and some wires in hopes of making large industrial bubbles for everyone's entertainment in our atrium. They confiscated them at the door, took me to the office and proceeded to interrogate me. Asking questions like (I shit you not) "what sort of device where you planning on creating with this? Explosives??? " I tried telling them it was for bubbles but to no avail. It was only after a half an hour of that and two police officers joining in on the questioning that they let me go. Unfortunately, they wouldn't let me have my affections back. I was kind of upset that I missed lunch and my dad was gonna be pissed about the missing bucket :/

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't so much a prank, but we, during lunch, started to play music on these boom boxes we brought in, and charged the hallways that led outside and then had a huge rager in the school parking lot. The rest of the school day simply didnt happen.

kabanaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stuck a car on a flagpole in front of our school. :)
(Actually, we chopped a piece out of the car, pushed the car into the flagpole, and replaced the piece, so that it looked like a car had a flagpole sprouting up out of it.)
(Actually, i was not involved (even though I said "we"). I bunch of my buddies did this. I was not invited. 35 years ago. Wish I'd'a been there.)
Go Bears!

Kinful_Pete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On the month before graduation, day-by-day all seniors were to take a fork from the cafeteria until there were no more. They were returned as part of the senior gift.

On the last day we dressed up the entire school as a quarantine zone; yellow tarp, chalk outlines, hazard signs, and all.

Pretty tame, but I was lazy and didn't do jack shit.

Auralise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put lube on the hand rails and I think someone let a goat loose.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I and a friend created a fb page called Nancy Drew and got everyone to send us rumors, rtc. It got the police involved, started a few fights, and almost got our asses kicked

umlguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did two on successive nights. First, we collected all of the For Sale signs in the neighborhoods around the school and put them in the front yard. The second night, we painted the bell with Tempera paint. We explicitly chose Tempera paint because it washes off. The administration repainted the bell and we felt guilty, so we approached a teacher we trusted to find the cost. It wasn't cheap, but we paid for it secretly.

likeryantoflames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class all brought plastic tubs full of bouncy balls and let them rain down from the top flight of stairs. Took the staff a day to clean it up and even weeks later were still finding bouncy balls lodged in places they couldn't even believe.

xMAXPAYNEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year the grads lit two of those huge ass garbage bins that are almost as big as the garbage truck on fire. Welcome to the ghetto lol

storo12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was pretty much a riot. People started throwing water and syrup balloons in our school matrix (which is pretty much the main area in the first floor) and cafeteria. suddenly the hockey team busts out and starts playing a full contact game (pads, sticks and all) with everyone who's gathered around - some people eventually started doing the same with a football. Eventually it ended up getting pretty out of hand with people just throwing shit all over the place, police eventually had to come in and calm everything down.

Fuckin Brampton man, I swear...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Way way way too late, but here goes.

We had a scavenger hunt. You had to have some kind of photographic proof for most of these. There were things like, jump into the swimming pool, carry a freshman to class, have someone kiss you, skip every class but never leave school grounds, and a bunch of other things I can't remember. It was pretty fun to be involved in. There were 3 teams of like 20-25 people on each team. Each task was assigned points. The team with the most points wins. I don't remember there being any prizes, besides bragging rights. The principle caught wind of it a day or two before it was all suppose to happen. He made an announcement that morning that if anyone was caught doing the more extreme ones they will be expelled, and would not be allowed to attend prom. From what I remember no one was caught, and every task was completed by at least one team.

BaconWrappedPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a riot at Knott's Berry Farm a few weeks after Columbine.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a few classes ahead of me poured thousands of bouncy rubber balls into our commons area. They were still finding them when I graduated years later.

xSHRIGGAHx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the people at my highschool did that and got suspended for it because one of them hit some girl in the eye

misscleomustdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pigs. We let loose 29 pigs in the hallway. When the principal blew up about it, my neighbor (a girl) knocked him out.

maxd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was at a boarding school (in Scotland). The school was on two sides of a main road, and to facilitate the crossing there was a tunnel that went under the road, with a stair down to it on either side. The boarding houses were on one side, and the main school (including the dining room) was on the other side.

We blocked the drain at the bottom, got a hose pipe from nearby, and filled the tunnel with water to a depth of about 2 feet. We then carried a boat down into the tunnel, and offered students rides from one end to the other for breakfast.

BobbyFlaysBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooed in a urinal

fuckitx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school made a GIANT paper mache dick and put it on the front of the school. I might be able to find a picture.

xk1llerxcobrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

please do pm it lol

fuckitx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm trying lmao. no promises.

potatoheff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do a senior prank as a whole, but I personally did little things here and there to fuck with the vice principal while being an honor roll student and student body council. For example he would reuse cover sheets for quizzes and tests in the government class he taught and I would draw a picture of him on every one until almost all 30 or so coversheets had an overweight balding cartoon guy draw. To perfection on it. Also I would twist explode water bottles in the lunchroom whenever he was in there.

TakeTheLemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all organized and dressed up as gladiators and foam swords and then ran into the caf and had a huge battle. Complete with trumpets to do a battle call. And we all died in the end. Was a really fun one. Biggest foam battle ever 100v100.

A neighbouring school covered a little lower area of the school with a tarp and filled it with water than somehow got their hands on some exotic fish and eels and put them all in the water.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank, but in 6th form we would constantly fuck with this one teacher and his car. A couple of my favorites are one time I parked my motorcycle within a cm of the front of his car, and somebody did the same with their car at the back, then we all fucked off for a solid 5 hours past the end of the school day so he had to get a cab home.

Another time, same teacher, we saran wrapped his entire car.

Finally, one of the students had a Mini Cooper. Like OG. Tiny. Every few months a group of us would pick it up and move it to a different spot.

Plexiii13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my old high school the seniors brought an alpaca into the main lobby type thing.

http://imgur.com/mIAVwaz

shpongled7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my friend spray painted a giant dick on the hill that over looked our school.....the night before graduation

Iokuas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one, as the class the year before us defined a prank as wanton destruction and vandalism of school property. There was shit smeared on the walls, smashed windows, a couple doors were kicked down, and I'm pretty sure someone urinated on the principal's office chair.

cheerios_r_gud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put black paper in the printer trays and seran-wrapped the stairs so that you had to crawl up and down the stairs. We also made art out of the desks and chairs so that they were unusable.

kodyodyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Instead of a senior prank, we did a football team prank. We bought about 300 condoms, got out of last period early, and put them on the tailpipes of every car in the parking lot. Then we just had a barbeque on the football field and waited for everyone to start their cars. Hearing all the loud pops of the condoms, and the horrified screams afterwords..... Music to my ears.

tkama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors at my school went WAYYYY too far. Over 60 kids got arrested. They broke in the school, partied, pissed and shit all over the school, Vaseline'd the door knobs, and some other shit. Kids from other towns showed up, as did cops from other towns. Buzzfeed even did a report on it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-whole-bunch-of-teens-got-arrested-for-pissing-all-over-the#.lx8xOVwQG

acam30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planned to have a "glitter fight" in a certain hallway during a passing period. (We picked a hallway that was tile so it would be easier to clean up. Also every year for homecoming all the clubs would dump glitter all over the carpeted hallways as "decoration" so it wasn't anything the janitors hadn't cleaned up before.) Our administration was awful, made a big deal out of it and said anyone who participated wouldn't be allowed to walk graduation. A small group of rebellious kids ended up spraying soda and glitter all over the hallway anyway and it was a much worse mess than it would have been if they had just let us do it.

Special_Lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planted a tree in the middle of our football field right beside a major highway. Even threw some cement in the hole.

The3Prime3Directive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dick donuts. Yep. We took pictures of our dicks inserted into the holes of said donuts. Then we put them all back in the box and gave them to the underclassmen as a fair well gift. We then had the pictures printed and tucked them face down under their windshield wipers.

RunRabbitRun49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zip tied desks on their sides to form a circle in the middle of the classroom and filled the desk circle with balloons to make a giant ball pit. The chairs were all moved off to the side of the class and zip tied together.

ljheartless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We brought glass root beer bottles and a keg full of root beer along with red solo cups. Played root beer pong in the middle of lunch.

t1solring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We ceramwrapped the football field, the whole football field, including the bleachers.

Jakuskrzypk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got drunk and hugged all the teachers and the bitch of a principal. Gave alcohol to 13 year olds. I don't think it's much of a prank but it was fun.

gettingstranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A small group of my classmates decided to wrap everything in toilet paper and wrapping paper. The security staff's golf cart, the lunch tables, the stairs, doors, the ground. And since I was also a senior (regardless that I took absolutely no part in the whole damn thing) had to help clean it up. Then we found out it was the seniors in the ASB who had done it. And they didn't have to clean it up.

AidanHU4L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropped out two years early and got my GED, jokes on the people in my school that didn't

TheVth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't my senior classes prank (we still have to do it) but it was my freshman year this happened. The senior prank that year was to super glue all the doors in the entire school shut. This caused us to miss a few classes while it got fixed. That was quite a memorable one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all came to school like any normal day, but we wore easy break away clothes. When planned that 6 minutes after the morning announcements we would strip naked, and streaked down the hall ways. We were all weary at first, but as soon as one committed individual tore their clothes away the rest jumped in. 60 or so seniors, boys and girls, frolicking throughout the school with nothing on whatsoever. Some broke off into other classrooms full of younger students, teachers were desperately trying to enforce their authority, and I distinctly remember several students having sex in the stairwells and on the cafeteria tables. After about 20 minutes of going primal, the cops were called. It didn't take long before we saw a dozen or so flashing lights in the parking lot. At first they yelled over the intercoms to comply, but we were too committed to the prank so we kept together. That's when the cops busted in, barred the doors, and started arresting us one by one. They began with tackling and cuffing the compliant slow ones, but the few rebels were sprayed and one track runner had to be tazed. 13 of the 60 participating seniors were expelled for fornicating on school grounds, and the rest of the participants including lower classmen that just jumped into the fun were suspended for 3 weeks and charged with a slew of sexual harassment and exposure to minority charges. One guy was sentenced to 7 months in prison for jerking his dick at a teacher in front of a freshmen class. Prom was canceled for the first time in the school's 76 year history, the track player was the school's best but he was stripped of his medals and kicked off the team, and the dean personally made phone calls to every household in the system informing parents of the event. Also, none of this really happened.

steamedcurry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Greased up 3 pigs and numbered them 1,2, and 4.

Good times.

xekoroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors chipped in bought an old volkswagen beetle that hardly ran. Painted it with the school's colors which was red/gold. We had to unscrew the hinges off the front doors of the high school to get it in, but it worked, and after reattaching everything there it sat like it just had magically been teleported in. :)

ZachGal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was a couple years before me as I'm still a junior, but some idiot seniors at my high school thought it would be hilarious to spread 25 gallons of lobster bait (dead rotten fish bits) all around my small downeast Maine high school. The school was closed on the last day of finals, the "prank" did roughly $10,000 in damage to the school, and the 5 kids who did it were all arrested. I bet they had a wicked good time doing community service.

Ya_Zakon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We epoxied the locks on all the doors. School was closed. They tried to find who did it for "criminal mischief, trespassing, and destruction of property" but my school didn't have cameras in them until next year.

GEMISIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a school-wide prank, but just a bit of fun we had with a teacher.

I had this physics class that was first thing in the morning, and naturally students would bring breakfast in. Only problem was that the teacher didn't let students eat in his class, and would take the food and occasionally hand it out to the other students. So a friend and I decided to have a bit of fun with this.

A friend and I brought in some of those Harry Potter jelly beans (the ones with all the gross flavors) but put them in a little clear unmarked bag, and my friend pretended to start eating them. Naturally, the teacher came by, scooped them up, and took them away. We hoped he would hand them out, but instead, he loaded them into a marshmallow gun he brought that day and tried to shoot them at the students. Sadly, this failed, and we were pretty sure he was just going to throw them away instead.

What happened next was just a beautiful stream of events: In one swift motion, our teacher loads the rest of the jelly beans into the gun, and proceeds to bring the gun to his mouth. He then dumps the entire contents of the gun into his mouth, and starts chewing. His facial expression quickly goes from a happy smile, to a look of pure disgust. Very quickly, he puts the gun down, and runs out of the room, as the entire class looks on in confusion while we die of laughter, passing the box describing the flavors around the classroom.

Within a few minutes, the teacher comes back, approaches my friend, and just says "It's on", and class carried on like normal.

Of course we went back after graduation and gave him a normal bag of jelly beans. Just as a reminder.

JSD45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A waterballoon fight in the student parking lot which ended when a girl's foot got ran over by the security golf cart. Fun right?

masterofevolution224 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a group of kids snuck in the night before the last day of school and super glued the locks on the third floor. school was suspended for a few hours while they broke into each classroom. all the locks had to be replaced and a lot of people got some extra study time for their finals. it was pretty disruptive. anyway the cops came, a bunch of us were called into the principal's office and questioned. when they showed us the security footage it was hard not to laugh. they never caught the kids that did it :)

BerserkLemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone left a goat on an overhang in the main school courtyard with a dog bowl full of lucky charms

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't get to have one, under severe threat of expulsion, on account of the class before us killing a black cat and hanging it from the clock tower thinking that counted as a prank... In a progressive city... Where our principle at the time was one of the only black members of the school staff...

Ismyhomeworkdone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released three chickens and numbered them 1,2 and 4.

luvebutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had our principal arrested

BuckeyesRNuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened a few years before me but our rival school was the Dolphins. Why is this important? Well one day after a few of the kids got finished surfing (I'm from a coastal California city) they found a dead dolphin washed up on the beach. Naturally they though it would be hilarious to haul it to our rival school and throw it into the pool. So they tossed it in a pick up truck, took it a few min down the road and left a little surprise for the ol swim team that morning. Fucked up? Ya. Still talked about years after? You bet

I_Dance_to_Pancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but my mom told me that she got a many buckets of ice poured them down the main outside stairs overnight and there was a thin layer of ice that covered them. 2 teachers broke their legs and a student broke his arm.

tacofrog2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a car show in our cafeteria.

There where only two doors from the cafeteria and the back lot. They were double doors and the middle bar could easily be taken out. We got all of us that had small cars and parked them in the cafeteria and even organized them to look like a real car show. Everyone thought it was funny, except for the principal.

lynk7927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated

CGY_SS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our best prank in the 2 years I haven't been a senior was goldfish in the bathroom sinks..... It was lame as fuck. One school had a hunger games style water balloon fight, another school blew up a fucking vending machine. The kid spent the summer in jail! Awesome times.

dbovee4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our librarian was retiring that year so we threw her a party... in the library

HealthHazard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's probably too late. But this was us.

drew1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a friend who totally ignored me my junior year in high school when he was a senior. When he graduated and I became a senior, over that summer I grabbed raw bagel dough out of a dumpster from behind a bagel shop. I then went to his house during the middle of the night and threw clumps of bagel dough all over his front lawn. In the morning in the middle of the summer that dough rose like atomic mushrooms and hardened up. My friends father came out for work at 8 and just laughed. He made my friend spend the entire day picking hardened bagel dough out of their front lawn.

Mabans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't show up to my own Graduation. Family was pissed but who cares. I'm 40.

doucheydp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole golfballs from the driving range on base for about 4 months every night by crawling under the catch net at the far end after they closed. We wound up with enough to fill a 2ft X 2ft X 3ft cardboard box so... a few thousand? However many it was, it seemed like a lot. We epoxied them onto every flat surface we could find on the outside of the school (windows, doors, exterior walls, a couple picnic tables, the sidewalk).

Unfortunately, it seems that the epoxy we used and most of the surfaces didn't really bond(or hadn't finished setting)... they had it all cleaned by the time school started the following day. We never heard a word about it.

nolanhp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a mound of dirt in the back of the school that the detention person always gets angry at all the red neck kids for parking their trucks on top of. So we carried his car onto the mound and also wrapped it in string. There were also a few smaller pranks and some seniors got suspended for their last few weeks.

Imjustapoorbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took every loose table (you know the ones most schools have, the bench/table thing) on the campus and stacked them all up on top of each other. Ended up with a 3x3 tower 3 tables tall.

Yah, after that they chained/secured all the tables and trash cans to the ground.

benweiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank, but the year before me some people planted a single stalk of corn in a median in the faculty parking lot. It was a fantastic confusing prank.

Delmain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We replaced the wallpaper on every computer in the school with a bright red (the senior color) tinted one, with "CLASS OF 007" for the entire school day and blocked people from changing it to anything else.

vazooo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

smoke a j at home

Tutsman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a senior prank against our rival high school but 5 guys cut class and took electric drills and took all the license plates off the cars in the senior lot and left them in a big pile in the exit. It took them hours to sort it all out.

vinnyft10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The lacrosse team shoveled a giant dick onto the turf and it could be seen clearly from a lot of places in the school.

vinomia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of my friends and I made a big ass slip & slide at my house. We brought it to the school and put it on the front lawn. The VP and a couple staffers came out, and we told them we were just going to slip and slide as class got out, no big deal. They were down.

Well, we actually had one of the special Ed students ( really nice kid, teachers would never guess it) go and open the side door 1 minute before the last bell rang. 12 of us grabbed this massive tarp and darted into the hall, laid it down and cruised straight down the "4 corners" center hallway of our school as the last bell rang. It was epic. Admin was not happy.

JonnehxD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last year of high school I pretty much roamed free around the art and tech ed rooms. I was a student teacher for a few freshman art courses, so I had plenty of access to many willing participants.

My art teacher was my absolute favorite teacher I've ever had, so of course I had to get her on my way out. I was working on my own large art project, so it wasn't abnormal for me to show up with a few backpacks full of supplies. I stuffed a backpack full of silly string cans and a cheapo telescoping lightsabers.

During one of the classes I helped teach, I was walking around the room assisting people. I slipped pretty much everyone a can of silly string and whispered "wait for my word". About a half hour before class ended, I screamed "NOW, GET HER!" and the entire class attacked my teacher with silly string. She stole a can from a student and attacked me back, at some point I gave her a lightsaber and we had a hilarious silly-string covered fight.

She said the silly string ruined her shoes, but it was so worth it.

Kiyoko504 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Covered our entire school interior with fake money and sticky notes, walls ceilings and floors

probablyredditbefore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A entire floor was being renovated during the summer break, so we trashed the place.

Flinging cans of paint, Check

Knocking out chunks of the wall, Done

Taking the buffet food provided and having a food fight, so much fun

When the Principal turned up to give a speech, we all blanked him and just carried on. One guy even put some heavy metal on the speaker system to drown him out

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I blocked off the entry to the parking lots (there were two, we weren't a big school) with trailers. And parked my truck on the main side walk in front of the school. So like 5 ft from my first class of the day.

Got to spend 3 periods taking trailers back to the ranch... darn.

quiteCryptic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my senior prank, I was a junior at the time. A small group of seniors had a way to order literally thousands of bouncy balls. I should describe the school first here... It was a big school with 4k students. The main hall stretched through the entire length of the school, a quarter mile long and pretty wide. The upstairs hall was about half the width of the main hall, and had a railing and then there was a railing across the entire length. Basically, if you drop something from the railing it drops right in the middle of the main hall. Well, they spread out throughout most of the main hall (upstairs) and dropped thousands of bouncy balls to the ground floor during a passing period. It was pretty funny and should have been pretty harmless, but some kids decided to throw balls at some of the faculty and shit so they were mad. As I recall though, no one got in serious trouble.

Also, someone released a chicken during lunch once.

TKPhresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, ours was a classic. All the faculty was in on it for 4 years. They kept telling us that life would get better and more interesting as we graduated and went to college. Haha you should've seen the look on our dumb faces when the crippling depression set in on us!

_unfortuN8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party but someone got two pig and painted pig 1 and pig 3 on them. Staff were looking for a non-existent pig 2 for quite a while.

allalonetogether ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated...

doihavemakeanewword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class before us had "Betty White Wednesday" where they taped up pictures, wrote all over white boards, had a repeating loop over the PA system, stapled posters to the ceiling (soundproof plasterboard), and stuffed notes into random lockers simultaneously, all with the words "Betty White Wednesday" and/or a picture of Betty White. It was weird. For ours, we saved all the homework passed out during the last few weeks, shredded it, and threw it like confetti all over the place on our way out the door for the last time. Some people brought confetti cannons and fired them at random people.

Alphesie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took all the picnic tables and piled them infront of the front door. Stacked 3 high and 3 wide. There were only 4 of us so we had to do it very early in the morning. On top of that I picked the lock to the flag pole and we hung a blow up sex doll from it (we respectfully toom down and folded the American flag btw). We never got caught. It was beautiful.

nevik86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let loose three pigs and labeled them 1, 3, 5.

hobbseltoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our prank was to flood part of the courtyard (with the administrations's permission), spell out '09 with pennies, and float a bunch of rubber ducks. Had to try 3 times before we were able to finish because LWSD's rent-a-cop showed up twice to shut us down. I also sent an e-mail from the principal's account with a fake advisory (homeroom) video on one of the last days of school.

bitchigoanywhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a bunch of construction barrels, the ones that flash orange and put the all over the roof of the school. We had about 30 and some of them lasted on there for 6 months

kingpelican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a senior I knew a classmate that had recently received his pilot's license. We had the bright idea to rent a small two seater plane from a local hangar (fairly inexpensive) and do a flyover when everyone was leaving the school and either waiting for the busses or in the parking lot. The day before we did a dry run to time how long it took us to get to the school from the airport. The next day we carried out our plan with perfect timing. As we were flying over the school I was throwing paintballs and toilet paper out of the window of this plane while he was flying. It was pretty cool being up in a small plane, not incredibly far off the ground.

We ended up getting quite a bit of media coverage and both of us ended up having to deal with law enforcement (likely from too many people knowing about our plan), but everything ended up working out reasonably well for us (besides some lawyer fees).

timmay5127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend told me a story about how some seniors boarded up the freshmen showers and flooded it. Then they put some fish in it to top it off.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upcoming senior prank some friends and I bought a whole bunch of crickets, we are gonna release them in all the bathrooms and Vaseline the door handles.

spaceman_slim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank sucked. One kid in my class, kinda a nerd, kinda a class clown, made a huge paper-mache penis and put it over a fire extinguisher. Then, during our graduation rehearsal when we were going over the march to our seats, we walked passed the parking lot. He grabbed his paper-mache ding dong, pulled the pin and squeezed the handle. Hardly anyone saw him, certainly no faculty, and it was an old extinguisher so there was very little foam and no propulsion piwer. End result: a tiny puddle of fire extinguisher foam in the parking lot. Wow, man! We sure stuck it to 'em!

NCC987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do anything, we were threatened with police action if we tried anything. Basically a new principle took over and banned basically every senior tradition that had been in place for like 20 years. If anyone tried to have the parking lot bbq as in years passed they would be arrested and charged with trespassing.

Junreii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changed the men's room signs to say women's room. This was the night before graduation, so the next day the campus was full of folks who didn't know which bathrooms were which. Saw more than one women walk in, immediately walk out, look at the sign and walk off confused.

ktempo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we hung a huge blue for sale sign on the side of our school.

we bought hundreds of zip-ties and tied them to lockers

we bought thousands of little bouncy balls, and started bouncing them everywhere

we have a student parking lot where all the students park at. so a lot of the seniors made a huge parking circle around underclassmen's cars to block them in. usually every senior class does that but I loved it when I was able to do it

Urinal_Slam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set up a beach party on the main parking lot starting at 4am during finals week for the rest of the school (seniors finished classes a week before everyone else). Had a beach party until about 10am and made it on the 12 O'clock news.

ecbrewmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

a spin on what i'm sure is classic; we released 3 chickens in the upstairs hallway. they all had tags (they belonged to a student's father) with labels reading 1, 2, and 4. chicken shit every where, those poor animals were so scared running around the hall. administration caught the chickens within an hour, spent another hour searching for "3"... while they searched, we had a student who worked as an office aide blast DMX's "X Gon Give it To Ya" on repeat on the PA system in between classes while all the seniors gathered in the most congested hallway of the school to dance. no one could get anywhere for a solid 10 minutes while we silly-stringed the vicinity. it was rather glorious.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took some barriers from a road works site and blocked off the street parents dropped kids off at. As we were putting the barriers in place our Maths teacher walked past, said hi and pretended like nothing was astray.

JGLOVE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put all of the desks on to the school oval, and then put honey on each of them.

tomparker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chicken bouillon cubes in all the shower heads.

elitemlg69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the what now

ice_cube_tray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blow up doll up the flag pole. It took a firetruck to get it down!

SQU1GGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Late to the thread. We did a different prank in each room. In one we covered it completely in newspaper; including the lights, textbooks and the desks. In another we put string across the entire room which made a web and no one could walk through. In another room we hung live gold fish from the ceiling in cups. In an advisers room we filled hundreds of small cups with water and set them in a tight grid so he couldn't walk through without spilling. In the principals room we rigged an air horn to his desk. In the girls restroom we put clear wrapping paper over the toilet. There was also some poop involved with one of the pranks, but I don't know what happened with that.

Edits: Spelling

craigwalla41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I had two study halls my senior year because I was lazy. They were back to back so it was basically a hour and a half of dicking around, waiting for May to roll around. The study hall teacher liked me and kind of gave me free roam. A buddy of mine in the Spanish class across the hall told me a substitute teacher was teaching today so I walked over and snuck in before the bell. During roll call, when he saw that I didn't raise my hand, or had my name called I told him that I was new to the school. He either believed me or went along with my bullshit because he wrote my name down on the class sheet. After receiving some worksheets I excused myself to the restroom and just went back to study hall. This was me trying to be Ferris Bueller.

I also parked horizontally, taking up two spaces towards the end of the year. I did it because my parking spot was literally the farthest one from the school and there were empty ones that were closer but we HAD to park in our assigned spot. Bullshit. So I did that and sure enough I get called into the principal's office 1st period. Apparently I rustled the jimmies of the security officer who totally got scared of my shitty white Grand Prix parked "aggressively" Told me to go fix my parking.

Typing this out, I feel like I must have graduated just before the whole "No Tolerance" shit got out of hand because kids seem to be getting expelled or arrested for doing things similar to my minor "pranks"

TL DR: Lazy senior does lazy pranks, gets lazy punishment. ( if any at all )

nastynate66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of the kids put hay bales in front of every entrance to the school.

Unfortunately they removed all of them before school started and caught all the pranksters on camera so it kinda flopped.

strawberryfield4ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend an I made a huge dick on the school field out of red mulch and detailed it with pebbles, which stained the grass for a couple of weeks.

0funkn0wn0rigin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 4 chickens with numbers around their necks in the school. The chickens numbers were 1,2,3, and 5. They spent all day looking for an imaginary chicken.

Darkninja39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh I finally get to share! We moved 4ish tons of dirt (4 truck loads) and had a beach party all night. We also moved all the desks and chairs from the classrooms into the halls so the rooms were completely empty. We BBQ'ed and drew on all the windows and boards. We also blocked all of the parking lots by parking wonky. Here's proof! http://m.imgur.com/fUowyRC

Katy_reptar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not us, but the year level above us put fish heads in the ceiling of one of the buildings. That shit stank for months

JessicaStar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was lame. A small group of seniors stayed the night in the parking lot.

The previous senior's prank was throwing glitter everywhere. That glitter was still stuck in the carpet long after they graduated.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT: Lies

slapsammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Me and a couple of friends got a hold of about 2 miles worth of industrial sized plastic wrap and used that's to make this plastic wrap fences through the while campus. It was beautiful.

Edit: I have managed to track down one picture taken during clean up (this happened in 2012) I will be posting a link to it after work.

palandra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My school was in a ten story office building in the middle of the city. We shared the building but we had control of the top 4 floors and the roof.

A bunch of guys in the year above put about 10-20 giant, body sized bags oyf styrofoam balls into the air conditioning vents. Entire floors were covered in a layer of white. Kids were going nuts doing snow angels and pooling it all together to dive into it. Apparently it affected all the office floors below us too. So nuts. Best muckup day ever.

EDIT* Oh also that same muckup day a kid tried to badge a Jaguar parked out the front of the school. I think he got it too. But he got caught. Somehow wasn't expelled. Years later he joined Russian Rebel forces... no joke. But man, what a muckup day.

ndaprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropped out and got my GED. Take that, graduation metric!

llDrWormll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Staged a break in with two of my friends to steal hard drives from multiple computers from the front office, which we mailed back a week later. No one ever found us out...

hschupalohs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't my year, but when I was a freshman, the seniors brought a cow up the second story.

They had to put the cow down because it was disoriented and was too frightened to go back down the stairs.

So... The seniors tacitly murdered a cow for their prank.

JCastXIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We cordoned off the entire parking lot with our cars and ate breakfast while laughing at the bewildered teachers who had nowhere to park.

screenfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This just made me realize we didn't have senior pranks at my high school,as far as I know anyway.

nickl920 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My whole Senior class tried to stay in the cafeteria after the bell rang to go to first rang . We all just got suspended for the second to last week of school. Good fun

Foman13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated

peanutcracker1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was pretty boring so we crashed our rival school's prank. They all set up tents and camped out one night in their school lawn. We decided to send a convoy of cars with water guns and water balloons, including a balloon launcher slingshot thing. We ended up going in on foot after a failed drive by and a fight ensued. Also turns out the other school brought paintball guns... We ran after some douche bag football player took a water gun and pistol whipped one of our dudes. Then started to make our getaway. Friend calls me and says he sees a cop. I flip a bitch in the middle of the road, only to realize the cop was the car behind me. Then we hauled ass and ran from him. Ahhh the good old days...

tomatohobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Senior prank was actually pretty awesome. I graduated in 2011, and my high school hasn't ever had a history of senior prank for the past 15+ years so it was ripe to really lay one on.

The planning took 5 months, of miscellaneous recruitment, fund raising, and planning.

Step 1. We need access to the school. Luckily, our school is a successful football team, and the head coach has a kid on the team. (he's starting for an SEC team right now, that's all I'll say). We had a football player take his keychain and run to Walmart and copy the key during a football practice. It was returned without him noticing. Success.

Step two. Raising funds. This was the hardest part. Getting a high schooler to give up 20 bucks for a prank is a big deal. (shit dude, that's a case of beer!) But we managed to have 17 people donate 20 bucks. Weirdly enough we have the world's largest paper cup producer in our dinky ass town. We bought 40,000 paper cups.

Step 3, cue the heist. We waited till 11 pm. (we checked with the janitors who are old and don't give a fuck to make sure it was okay with them). We had 40k paper cups and access to every single room in the school, including the principal's office.

We wrecked that place. We managed to fill the hallways with 35,000 cups of water (~70% of the hallways). We used trash cans from the cafeteria and filled them with water to dip the cups into. We broke into every classroom and stacked the desks to the ceiling. On the second floor we filled the entire hallway with more desks. We trashed the administrative area. Shredded paper etc... we piled 70+ desks in the gym, and threw the principle's big leather chair on top.

OUTCOME: The ENTIRE school district was put on a two hour delay (AWESOME). The football players who showed up to early morning lifting cleaned up the mess, not the janitors (lol). We were put on state television. (MY FIRST TIME ON TV. WOOOOOO!!!!)

I just want to be clear here. We did not vandalize anything. We didn't break ONE thing. But we were pressed with charges. The principle was SUPER butt hurt about this. (this was after walking for graduation, since we didn't want to get banned for that) He was charging us with third degree felonies for criminal trespassing. (26 of us). We had a famous lawyer come in and defend us. He got the charges lowered to a minor misdemeanor. (equivalent of a traffic violation). Ten hours of community service and an 80 dollar fee. WORTH IT. Me and my friends spent those 10 hours swimming in my in ground pool at my house since it was 2 blocks from the high school and the janitors were responsible for our community service and they didnโ€™t give a single fuck. (they literally handed us a bucket of paint and told us to โ€œpaint somethingโ€). I donโ€™t regret anything.

Burbdlurb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plano Senior High School class of '07.

Spray painted a giant penis on the roof of one of our buildings. Wasn't noticed until a year later when a traffic helicopter flew overhead the school, noticed said penis, and reported it.

News story and picture here: http://www.streamingjohn.com/2008/08/pshs-roof-graffiti.html?m=1

OneAndOnlyJackSchitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school didn't really do a senior prank.

My brother's school, on the other hand...

Through his senior year, while it was dead quiet, some random person would bleat like a goat. My brother actually started this. Every now and then the teacher in whichever class would figure out who it was and call the student out on it. Whatever.

My parents had a horse at the time. They decided to get a baby pigmy goat as a companion for the horse. You see where this is going.

My brother had a baby pigmy goat in his backpack that would occasionally bleat. Eventually, the teacher calls him on it so he let's the goat out. That was it for teaching that day.

protagonizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filmed our own horror movie and played it during our graduation slideshow.

0wnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We joined up with another local high school and sent all of our seniors to attend classes in their school while they would attend ours.

Ihateloops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one. Senior pranks were one of those things I figured tv show writers made up until reading this thread.

yologuy15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we snuck in 800 water balloons into the school campus early before school started and had a huge water balloon fight. One kid hit the assistant principal. Then the next day most of the seniors came to school in pajamas and had a huge pillow fight

leajxnd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school had a dedicated courtyard where all of the seniors could eat lunch. It was a nice grassy area with some picnic tables. A group my year decided to let loose a few goats in the courtyard one morning before school, and everyone got to watch as the teachers on duty had to chase them down. Worked out well for our senior English teacher, who took the goats to her farm to live a happy goat life.

Principal called us the "laughing stock of the metro area" at graduation practice, it was beautiful.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used industrial grade glue and random stuff to block the keyholes on all of our computer labs.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my highschool we had these wooden benches built into the walls. The grad class of 2012 opened some of them up and left salmon, crab, muscles and clams in them before sealing them back up. For weeks no one could tell what the fishy smell was. The first week most people dismissed it as being the asian kid's lunches that were being heated up. After a while the stench became so unbearable that students and staff with shell fish allergies could not be in that area of the school. When it was discovered what had happened (several weeks later) the rotting sea creatures had soaked into the particle board that made up the inside of the benches and they all had to be replaced. It cost the school tens of thousands of dollars and they almost cancelled their prom as punishment. I think in the end they added a fee onto the tickets to help pay for the repairs.

KoottaHigure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't part of the prank as only the cool kids got together and decided to do it without letting the rest of the seniors know. A small group got together and basically made a bunch of noise and paraded around the school around 8:30am with streamers, party poppers, and kazoos. Principal did not enjoy this one bit and basically sat them all down and suspended them for a day or two for causing major noise and disturbing others.

The year before that the seniors decided to krazy glue all the locks in the school, smoother them with jam & peanut butter, and graffiti onto walls. That one caused a shitstorm as the school was only renting out the location until their new one was done being built. All seniors had their graduation ceremony cancelled until someone fessed up. One of the girls ratted them all out and the small group that the major damage were unable to attend their ceremony. It was pretty sad as that year was the 2nd set of students to graduate from the school.

fishface3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A classmate of mine planted the official state flower in a patch of lawn by the school to make a large penis shape. It is illegal to weed and cut off the state flower.

Scout3O4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parked like assholes in the staff lot. Taking up 5-6 spots with each student's car. Got breakfast delivered to the school and ate it in the parking lot before class started.

Then half way through the day we gift wrapped the vice principal's car.

Sorta ight for a class of 80 students.

Puzzdaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So my brother and I took weed/ grass killer and burned a very large and detailed looking dick on the front lawn of our school. The grass didn't grow back until a year or so later.

EndlessPastabilities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school used to have a 10 minute period between second and third classes for milk and cookies (yup). During that time, all the students, 7th grade to Juniors in high school would emerge from class and gather in a specific area between a bunch of buildings.

When they emerged, the enormous performance amplifier we put in the top floor of the science building facing out the windows blasted duel of the fates from Star Wars Episode I, followed by some Lord of the Rings battle music. All the students looked up at it confused, when suddenly the entire senior class, armed with super soakers and water balloons descended in an epic stampede of bathing-suit clad teens towards the rest of the student body in their doomed-from-the-start blazers and ties. We wreaked havoc on everyone until the playlist ended and everyone returned to class. Then we just kind of hung out for the rest of the day. It was a blast.

PurpleLeatherCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let a chicken go in the cafeteria, pretty classic. The twist was it was the vice principal who scooped it up after we let it go. He stored it in the principals office then the principal put it back in VPs office later without VP knowing. End of the day we went to collect our chicken ready to take the punishment (we borrowed said chicken from a buddy). VP takes us to principals office laughing that he passed it off, only to realize it's back in his office. When he opened the door first thing we saw was chicken perched on his monitor with shit running down the screen. VP got mad went to grab chicken, chaos ensued for 15 seconds as chicken jumped around tearing up papers dodging VP. Eventually got it boxed and took it back home.

Side Note: My moms garage smelled like chicken shit for months because we had it in there half a day.

RegalInferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was at a school with multiple levels, a kid in our grade had an uncle as a farmer so he brought 5 cows down. we labelled them 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6, then hired a crane truck (dont know the appropriate title for such a vehicle) and paid the guy double what he normally charged to do it at night, and to lift the cows onto the top floor. a couple of us stayed overnight to make sure the cows didnt fuck anything up, then left early in the morning. it took the school all day and most of the night to get the cows, and involved 2 cranes and the entire english faculty trying to find the 6th cow.

sonymac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Ol' BobsBigBoyOntheRoof-a-Roo http://imgur.com/a/TfuEo

BOOBIES_CURE_RACISM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class's woodworking students built a small rowboat, painted it yellow, and we each signed our names on it (500ish people). Then the morning of the last day we put it out in the pond in front of school. After our half-day, we went to the end-of-the-year assembly where we saw the principal on a stage sitting in the rowboat, in full fishing gear. Said it took a while to figure out how to drag the boat out of the dead center where we anchored it with a big rock.

That thing is hung up on the lobby wall 4 years later, next to a few "donated by class of xxxx" plaques and banners.

sirtagsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal hated idea of our traditional senior skip day. We let the rumor get out that we were going to skip on a Friday. Principal told teachers to give pop quizzes that counted double. Announced over intercom if any one was absent that day we would have to have parent chk us in. Basically spent the week threatening us if we were absent on that Fri. To everyone's surprise we all showed up. We skipped the following Monday. Over 200 of us. Still amazed we were able to keep it a secret and pull it off.

cuckdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Canned food drive

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all wore black and white striped shirts and hid ourselves right before assembly. Then as the principal was making her morning speech, we all walked out, wearing shackles like prisoners. A few were selected to be the guards yelling at us and pushing us along. We even had a guy play sad music on the loudspeakers. We were trying to protest the sudden rules enforced on us (we were a pretty liberal school). Then some designated person ran to the first few prisoners and broke their cuffs and Party Rock Anthem started playing on the loudspeakers so we all pulled out canisters on canisters of silly string and foam and sprayed the entire school with it while the principal yelled at the teachers to take it from us but they couldn't catch anyone.

teaching-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a HS teacher I coach seniors on pranks.

The best pranks: -Cause NO permanent harm to people, property, or animals. -Are mildly inconvenient for as many people as possible -Can easily be fixed or made right with the help of the class.

nigger2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I stopped going to school.

Ochc24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an outdoor campus. We planted poppy seeds in every planter and bit of grass. Since it is our state flower, they cannot be removed once they have grown. When spring came the campus was a sea of orange flowers.

ColorMeSepia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds like the loveliest senior prank ever.

abhinay96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from India and we don't really have senior pranks plus our school was run by the army. But my senior batch was famous for being miscreants they went ahead and waxed all the boards and threw cow dung in the staff room(don't ask how) XD

Arjunvt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This didn't happen in mine but my sisters graduating class. While class was in session, a bunch of seniors threw oil on all the stairs and then pulled the fire alarms. Nobody got hurt luckily but needless to say they caught the guys who did it and didn't let them walk at graduation lol

copitsweeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put Condy's crystals in the pool.. made quite the mess and quite a clean up effort

pulchellusterribilis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

John Green's senior prank was fantastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lht_JH2xi6w

9thcoming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our library had a bunch of posters of teachers holding books that were captioned "READ" on the bottom. We replaced the posters with naked photos of us holding books over our junk.

CannibalFruit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pictures or Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Il, Kim ll-sung in place of principle, vice and chairman on the board. Also like 2,000 balloons all throughout the hallways.

Iisdabest889 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bought some spray paint and snuck onto the school grounds at the middle of the night. Painted a GIANT cock on the field, heaps of swastikas all over the front and stuck pictures of this girl's ass with the words "Leavers '12" painted on it. They say they still find those pictures in random library books every now and then.

Yes, we got in trouble.

finallyinfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't have a senior prank but my freshman year a bunch of idiots broke into the bus yard and slashed a ton of tires

turbonegro81063 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was "If you do a senior prank, you will not graduate"

car_fem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before me thought they were funny and put baby oil on the stairs and a special needs kid fell and got hurt. The same year they pulled the fire alarm 4 times in one day. It was cool at first but it got annoying after the 3rd time

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class above me had the best prank I have seen. They removed the door moulding of the staff room, and dry walled over the current door. Painted it, touched it up, making it look like part of the wall. To top it all off they bought a plant and placed it in front of where the door should have been. It was hilarious watching the teachers walk past and do a double take as they looked for the non-existent door, soon, everyone thought they had imagined the staff room and stopped looking for it. years passed after a new staff room was constructed. then, one day, a new group of students was planning a prank by looking through school blueprints. they discovered there used to be a door where a wall currently was, so they snuck into the school over the weekend and broke the wall down only to discover this room that hadn't been touched in years. in it was a skeleton with its hands bound and a ball gag, sitting on a chair. in front of it was a knife through a paper with a note written on it "i bet you wish you had given me the A+ now Mr. Johnson. have fun reading this and thinking about it for the rest of the day". the students who originally orchestrated the first prank must have just forgotten they tied up Mr. Johnson whose screams went unheard. hopefully, the new seniors thought, he will have peace now... well, at least after people arrive on Monday to find his skeleton in the Principal's office.

THE END

WireinaFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The prank was on us, I figured out much later in life... We were threatened with not receiving our diplomas if we organized any sort of pranks or "senior skip days." Small-town Catholic school is a totally different ball game.

gotsanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took 7 gross of rubber bands and made a giant rubber band chain that a buddy and me used to mummify the ugly as sin statue in the courtyard

xxxcockandballs69xxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Instead of having one big prank, all year long we just did small, but looking back, pretty funny shit. This guy in our class bought a backpack with built in speakers and randomly while we were switching classes he would just blast dubstep on that shit and all seniors in the vicinity (plus some underclassmen who thought they were hot shit) just busted out dancing and creating a massive obstruction for anyone trying to get to their next class. We also would purposely walk really slowly or just stop moving all together at choke points throughout the hallways.

date_a_languager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will probably get buried, but each member of my junior boarding school's class decided to hold one marble during commencement. Once your name was called, you would stroll across the stage, shake hands with the headmaster of the school and give him your marble. At first he thought the first few kids were being cute, but then he realized that the marbles were going to keep coming. Pretty soon, the faculty on stage were scrambling to collect the marbles rolling around the stage and bouncing into the front row. Eventually someone put a bucket up there to collect the rest, but it was still fucking hysterical and totally worth ruining the ceremony

mr_indigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school, one year the whole school were all called into the quad (surrounded by windowed three storey buildings on all sides) for an emergency assembly to be warned that noone was to do any senior pranks... and then the flour, smoke and water bombs started falling from the windows and the senior section was conspicuously empty.

donutcatz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I pulled the chair from under my grandpa as a kid.

fshlad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We went on top of our school's gym and spray painted "SENIORS 13'". Google maps updated the next year and it is still there and the school knows about it.

Coldstripe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't get to have one. The principal threatened anyone who did do a prank with not being able to walk the line.

I_Think_Alot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting out of there as fast as possible. School sucked.

robinthehood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole 4 sheep and spray painted them with our graduating classes year. We tried to let them go in the school but we got caught.

Aszuul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We weren't allowed to do one because the year before 4 or 5 Jackasses put on masks and smeared elephant shit all over the auditorium and the janitors had to clean it. They figured out who it was after threatening to press charges.

owaru9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i was never a part of the senior prank. that being said, our seniors had a group of guys (maybe 3-4 iirc) apparently purchased over 200 mice from petsco and released them all over the freshman center. apparently the nurse, assistant principal, teachers, and freshman all freaked the fuck out and some people got injured. they had to shut down the school after our 5th period since those guys released them after lunch. it didnt take long for the guys to get caught since the cops got involved and pretty much found out a group of guys made a large purchase nearby our school from petsco. i think they all got expelled and sent to an alternative school before graduation.

BurritoGobbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I stole a metal statue from our small town's park and chained it to a tree in the quad.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine, from Canada of all places, had a friend whose dad owned or worked at some kind of warehouse. He managed to get hold of some of that industrial style shrink wrap and shrink wrapped all the teachers cars.

HULK_SIZED_DILDO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took down the Canadian flag and replaced it with a Canadian flag that had a marajuana leaf instead of a maple leaf. Nobody noticed for a couple days.

camdoodlebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put our phones in our lockers and set them all to have alarms go off at the same time.. the principal had the phones collected and issued detentions to everyone :(

iWishToBeAdoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For my senior prank we took one of the cows from the barn before school and brought it upstairs to the second floor. They had to remove a pane of glass and get a forklift to get it down. Good times.

natephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before released hundreds of baby chicks through out the school., and it caused quite a mess....

Our year skipped doing a prank..... Yaaaay.

kneeph14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting High and Removing all four tires from our principals car, then hide and watch as she entered the car and tried driving.. She just didnt realise, so while laughing from the bottom of our lungs we go to confront her, and it turns out she is high as a kite too.

JoeyCip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took over the parking lot for teachers (which was originally for students when I was an underclassman) on the last day of school and had a tailgate. We started at 4 AM to be sure that no teachers were there before us and blocked off the entrances to the lot. Best part about it was our "keg" for the tailgate was actually full of root beer.

SabreLilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put all of those shitty little student desks on the roof of the school.

Smoky_The_Turtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was pretty simple. We would sneak into the school with some 1000 balloons and fill up an entire stairwell with them. One of the guys in our senior class was a tech supervisor for the school so he made sure to EVERYONE that the silent alarm was off, though we found it kind of weird that he didn't come with when we were doing the prank. Regardless, sneaking in and filling up the ballons goes without a problem. As we're leaving, a van pulls up with the logo of the security system company on the side. At first it seemed like he was just checking out what was going since he hadnt seen us yet but one guy with us cracks under pressure and runs RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FUCKER to his car. After that it was a scatter and everyone boogied to their cars. Hightailing it out, the group that i was with decided to cruise by about half an hour later to see what happened. Lo and behold there were at least 12 squad cars in the parking lot blaring lights and all. What made it even funnier is that a handful of police officers had to pop a full stairway of balloons because the next morning some juniors told us that there were no balloons but a strong smell of latex.

JJNotStrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hung with the country boy crowd. For our prank, a guy shopped and copied the Ag teacher in a speedo next to a couple of goats (everyone joked that he was a goat fucker) and plastered it all over the school.

bluegreenwookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't apart of the senior prank as doing such isn't really my thing, and I'm glad because it was god damn stupid.

They filled the quad with sand for a "beach day" and killed all the grass.

antiname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing, we were boring.

Someone may have put crickets on the stairs, but that might be a false memory.

ThisIsMyHatNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had BYOB stickers made that matched the typeface, size, color and kerning of my school's prom posters. I of course put the sticker on all of them. I found out about kerning because of that prank. Win win.

ihave_problems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We laid down a brick and mortar wall blocking the office of our principal's door. Just inside the room, wrapped neatly in wrapping paper?A sledgehammer.

Calvin0433 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think our year had a few. We put rape alarm things that were the kind where you pull the pin like a grenade and it sends out a ear blistering tone everywhere. I think one of us managed to get it between our gym door panals from the top because it wasn't closed. I don't know how they managed to get that out. We also salted the junior & sophomore hallways.

Not my year but a couple years before us they listed the school on Ebay and sold.

lucky0225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We pulled all of our cars into the main lobby of the school and the rest out front of the door

jah_mon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At lunch one day, the entire senior class bombarded the pool area and decided to have a pool party during lunch. Fully clothed. Everyone was completely soaked the rest of the day. Pretty funny to see the teachers' classes fill with 30 soaked students right after it happened.

Later that week, someone filled every single lockable door with superglue in the morning, and the campus couldn't open for a few hours.

DizBombMcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our mascot was the vikings. On our football stadium it said vikings country. Using black spray paint it read king c unt.

Worldly96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put signs on the doors of some Year 7 and 8 classrooms telling them that their classes for that period would be in a some obscure block on the other side of the school. It's a big school - about 100 acres.

tmacandcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It ended up being a big food fight, some kids got expelled, it was really sad.

One thing that a lot of us were talking about, though it sadly never happened, was vandalizing our mascot. In the gym, our mascot was painted bursting through the wall, like a painted hole and everything. The more art-savvy of the group wanted to get a huge thing of paper/cardboard/something and draw the Kool-aid man on it, and putting it over the mascot. OH YEAH!

Basiclemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but I live very rurally and last year each student of a local public school's senior class brought in one of their own cows and were walking around with them in the halls. My school's seniors were idiots last year and tried to make an indoor slip and slide. Only two people participated and they were suspended.

inyourwindows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Right after our a football game with our rival school, we stole their brand new mascot head, a longhorn to be precise. Then we ALL wore our school's t-shirts with the longhorn head on, to protect our identities of course, and took Polaroids. For anyone born post 1990, Polaroids are photos printed instantly from the camera. Fast forward to tip off of the varsity basketball game. In the time between they went without a mascot. The game tipped off, everyone was inside watching the game. I wired the longhorn head to the bottom of their bus while my friend threw all of the Polaroids in their locker room. The found an ass load of photos of their mascot on our seniors at half time, lost the game, then dragged their own mascot head home. BOOM. Fuck you Jones!!!!

electric_dolphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Set 3 chickens free, spray painted w/ numbers 1, 2, and 4.

regular_gonzalez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had those acoustic tiles in the ceiling, the kind that are about 3 feet by 18", the kind you can easily remove. Some kids got to school early and pushed one up and put a couple chickens up there, then replaced the tile. For the rest of the day in various classrooms you could hear the "tick tick tick" as they ran across the ceiling, clucking occasionally.

proinmysecco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fortunate enough to attend a private school with a 250 acre campus. We bought 400 little devices that emit a high pitched beep at random intervals (once in a 4 hour period) and hid them all over the campus. 4 years later and still pranking.

iPharoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
usrname77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some guys stole all the caps and gowns. Over 2 thousand students. Then put them all in the principals office two days before graduation.

Backdoor_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of guys from the football team broke into the school and took several classrooms' worth of chairs onto the roof. When they started investigating, we were told charges would be filed against any suspected perpetrators. They found out the valedictorian was involved. No charges were filed.

logout_nerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school is a big neo Gothic structure built in the 1920s with 5 large towers. We got a guy to leave one of the doors open to get in the building, and I had already picked two locks to get us access to the roof. We carried 20 sheets and a bunch of duct tape to the roof and taped everything together and sprayed "Seniors '98" on it. We strung it up between the two front towers and made our exit. We let the right people know.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I led my peers into believing I was going to prank them. After everyone else had executed their pranks they jist waited for mine. I spent the whole day subtling smiling to myself, when anyone asked me what my prank was I just walked away.

Non of them went near their lockers, they slowly walked into classrooms looking all around. My friends who were in theatre were the most terrified. During one of their last preformances I shook all their hands and enthusiastically said "Good luck!" As they all nervously walked in.

That was my prank, not having one, and my god did I ever get drunk on the power.

robbo7z1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We let three pigs, labelled 1, 2 and 4 out to run around the school. The teachers spent all day trying to find number 3.

davedcne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was more of a faculty prank. They expelled anyone who was involved in the senior prank. About 15 kids had to repeat their senior year. Pretty fucking funny if you ask me.

Hokies2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some people got a bunch of balloons a wrote a nice thing about everyone who was in the yearbook. They blew up the balloons and taped them on the lockers before school opened.

Here's the video of the people and how they did everything! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tysfCiB9x_Q

Thisdarlingdeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled up our AP English classes teacher (favorite teacher in the school, best teacher, total smart as/hardAss) from floor to ceiling in post-it notes. The ceiling, the walls, the floor, the tables, the desk. Everything. He came into the room and instantly turned around and left. It took 8 hours to do, with 14 of us. Got you McCormick! I believe it was in the news, but that was over 10 years ago. Of course I got blamed, wasn't even my idea. Haha.

St3fanAx3l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We raised nearly $600 by small donations from the senior class, and used it to buy 10,000 bouncy balls, which we dropped down the main staircase in the front of the school as the new freshman class came in from their orientation. It was beautiful.

JTPri123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impromptu breakfast in the parking lot. Small town New York, don't ask why. Basically we declared that on a certain day we'd just walk out of class at 10-ish and go into the parking lot where a lot of kids had their cars parked in a huge circle. People brought out camping stoves and all sorts of shit. Fresh pancakes and scrambled eggs in the middle of the school day. Was a good time.

Also there was the year before my class that released two small pigs into the school. The first had the number "1" painted on its back. The second had a "3". The faculty were tearing their hair out looking for imaginary pig number 2.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The grade above me broke into school at night and put up a pool in the cafeteria. They chickened out as it was filling up and bolted, but turns out it was nothing. The water overflowed all night after they left and cost the school a shit ton of money in water damage

xtremechaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stuck onto campus late at night with like 8 guys, we mixed concreted and cement and made a huge puddle right inside the front gate where everyone would walk and see, and stuck a hugeveiny throbbing girthy picky dildo balls first into it like a momument and wrote "Property of (our principal's name)" along the shaft. A professional crew had to be called in remove this penis monument we created.

GroundhogNight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did this really cool and subtle thing. We all showed up to school, acting normal, as though it were any other school day. Then first period started, and we pretended like everything was normal. Then second period started, and a bunch of people went to the bathroom the way they would on any other day. By third period, we decided to act casual so the teachers wouldn't get suspicious. Fourth period seemed like the teachers knew what was going on so we didn't do anything crazy. At lunch, everyone gathered in the cafeteria. We all grabbed a bunch of food. And you could really sense the nervousness of the administration because a bunch of teachers were in the lunchroom too. I mean, they usually ate lunch then. So now we had them right where we wanted them. 7th and 8th period we could act as if nothing was happening. Then 9th, period, we really went for it. We went home.

Ponnosuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Around 1/4 of the year 12 students (~400 of us in total) brought in 1 or more alarm clocks on the day before the last day of school, and went into the library one at a time at some point.

All of the clocks were hidden around the library, all with the alarm set at 10 am, or 12 or something.

As you can imagine, the next day, our graduating day, at 10 or 12 (I can't remember) there was chaos in the library when all the alarms went off. It took them 1.5 hours to find all of the clocks.

bagofdonutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to school in a small farm town. My school had a courtyard with an outside staircase leading to the second floor. Some students managed to sneak in at night with a cow and lead it up the stairs (They believed the myth that cows can't walk downstairs). It took some time but the cow did eventually walk down the stairs. They looked at security cameras and the cow's ear tag? To find out the kids involved. The only punishment was that they couldn't walk at graduation.

MrCaptainCody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty late to the party but here's the several the senior class 2 grades above did. 1. First they instigated a lunch wide food fight of 800+ kids. Guy who started it by throwing milk cartoons ended up being my manager at a subway for two years. Irrelevant. 2. Some guys came to the school at night and broke all windows on side of the building. Like 50+ windows. One idiot punched a window and ended up cutting his arm on the glass and blood was everywhere. Plus there were surveillance cameras. One of the teacher's son the day before committed suicide and the teacher was not emotionally stable to drive so someone had driven her home so her car was still at the school that night. These jackasses destroyed her car also. All the windows were destroyed, tires slashed. It was fucked. They all end up getting arrested for felony vandalism and a load of other stuff.

frenzyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uptight christian school.

In the gym was a giant wall sized mural of a knight riding a rearing horse.

We pained a horse cock on the horse.

AW4L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released 500 crickets in school cafeteria

Gdude823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We turned our main hallway into a slip and slide. In essence we cleaned the floor and had fun doing it.

jruff84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had two parking lots, the senior/teachers lot and the everyone else lot. Whelp armed with screw drivers and power drills, seniors from the far reaches gathered for their assault, sneaking every so slyly to lot everyone else, quietly and carefully, every license plate was removed and heaved into a massive pile at the entrance/exit to the lot 15 minutes before the final bell.

BigGreenBlob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If our senior prank was not approved ahead of time and they found out who it was they would not walk with everyone at graduation, there was no prank.

Terran180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shoved tooth picks into the administration buildings door locks and then added a heaping dose of super glue.

venustas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We had giant poles in my town with huge speakers on them for a tornado warning system. They were tuned to a certain frequency on the radio, so any emergency responder could tune in on their CV radio and sound the alarm if a tornado was spotted. We were in a tiny town in the midwest and half the town had been destroyed by a tornado just four years prior.

So, one of the girls in my class got the frequency from her father, who was one of the aforementioned emergency responders. We got a CV radio, put it on the roof of the school, and at exactly 20:09 (8:09pm,) we switched to the emergency frequency and started blaring this wonderful ballad.

It made it through three rotations of the song before the powers that be shut it down.

tiny_crazy_sailor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If this really happened, that may be the best prank I've ever heard of

societyx1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being late to school, not the entire senior class, just me.

jkirsch6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forked our football field; put stuff in the cafeteria sky-lights on top of the school roof.

Runcowskinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They took all the lunch tables and stacked them in a pyramid. I shit you not, the thing was a good 20 feet high. Plus they put one of those plastic basketball hoops on top.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was super conservative and threatened to come down hard on any pranks. We were allowed to dress up in costumes but practically everything fun was banned. We tried to sneak in at night to poison a big cock and balls on the oval, only to find security posted and roaming the school. In the end we had a tame prank free day until lunchtime when they found out some people had put cement into the toilets overnight and threatened to expel us and cancel our formal.
Nobody owned up to it and years later there have been only whispers that it was kids who had dropped out of school in earlier years.
Eventually they held the formal and tried to ask the student year for donations to fix the plumbing... which was unsuccessful (it was an expensive private school so it wasn't like they didn't have the money).

fracmak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't my senior class, but in high school when I was a sophomore, the principal gave the green light to turning over one of the stairwells to the seniors to do whatever they wanted in for one day. Some poor freshman wandered into the stairwell not realizing and was grabbed by some seniors and duck taped to the wall for 4 periods before found.

CEhobbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I figured out the code for the P.A. system in my 10th grade year and they never changed it. I told some buddies of mine my plan and they executed it which involved taking a small MP3 player and playing music over the P.A. during lunch. I suggested taping it there and leaving the cheap player, but they wanted to babysit the thing and got caught. The rule was that if you pulled a prank, you wouldn't get to walk, but our Assistant Principal was reasonable and let them walk anyway due to the prank being innocuous.

Reverse_phycology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't go to prom. That'll show 'em!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brought in a goat from gumtree and the council came and picked it up. We also filled a pinรฃta with dog food and threw it into the main quad

tokengaymusiccritic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One year they stole the zamboni and drove it into the town center. Needless to say, zambonis aren't designed for pavement, nor are they street legal. I think the kids who broke it had to cover the cost of a new one.

mannequinbeater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We lined the whole first floor of the high school with Styrofoam cups full of water. The teachers got a good laugh then told us to pick it up.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put like 10 packets of Jelly in the School Pool. Replaced the school symbol at the front of the school with a blow up doll. And spray painted a cock on the oval

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone bought and released 2 Guinea pigs and labeled them 1 and 3. The school was put into lockdown to find the number 2 pig. Fun day

Ridtom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My best friend locked the gates for the exits of the school (for cars), with several chains and bicycle locks.

Now, I know this doesn't sound impressive, but this wasn't an ordinary exit. It was the only exit. And it's up a incline so steep and long, that running it up and down is roughly equal to a quarter of a mile if a bit more. With the way the Entrance to Exit route is built, it's wide enough for two lanes, allowing more cars and thus more student drop-offs and pick-ups.

He closed off the gate after the Seniors got out early (school gave no fucks) and double checked his work. You couldn't see the closed gate until you reached the crest of the route. So he waited.

School was over. On the best of days, you could describe picking up kids at my old Highschool as "Organized Chaos". Cars lining the side-walks all the way from the free-way bridge, students dashing across the streets like two-legged Froggers, people cursing at other drivers trying wedge into the line.... and for some goddamn reason the Ice-Cream Man would be there, which just made the traffic situation so much worse. Well, on the last day the police were there to make sure they'd have a minimum amount of clashes between soccer moms and annoyed elder siblings etc., so it's a real slog of traffic as every singl one of these poor souls wants to get the hell out of there so they can go see Avengers or Man of Steel or whatever Superhero movie was out on 2013.

And then the long, long, loooooong, two-lane lines of cars reached the crest... My friend says, he reached his peak in high-school, and from how describes the quiet horror experienced by those in fron of the lines (he was on the side-lines/side-walk, pretending to be walking home) as they realized that those gates were not going to budge an inch and a quarter mile + of cars honking and bleeping, preventing them from reversing... I might agree.

Cops had to fetch bolt-cutters, walk up the quarter-mile route among a throng of laughing kids and pissed off parents, cut off I believe 4-5 different types of locks, and then walk back down to boos of different students.

It was certainly more grandiose than my idea. I was gonna fill our school pool with Gatorade Powder (a lot of gatorade powder) and even planned out the timing and how we were going to gain entrance into the pool (a wide-gap between a certain area of fence and soil). Unfortunately the plan feel apart when we could decide whether Grape or Fruit Punch would have been better and who would pay for all the Gatorade. :/

Oriyagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone thought it would be a funny to put goldfish in the swimming pool. Like, a fuck ton of goldfish.

Fish. Chlorine. Big pool. Filtering system.

Dead fish and fish bits all over the place.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We wrapped fishing line around the school, so you couldn't walk in or around it without running into practically invisible line wrapped between trees, buildings, poles, and railings.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and some friends spread bean bag balls all through the school looking back on the incident it was a real dick move. We spread over 10 massive bags 100s of thousands of the things.

mattemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2000, we made an attempt to throw 2000 bouncy balls through the school hallways. We didn't quite get 2000 bouncy balls, but made a solid effort, probably close to 1000, and kept them all pretty much in one main hallway. Decent amount of chaos, mostly from the teachers who were trying to maintain order. We were overall pretty lazy as a class, so surprised we did that much. Someone did throw a few handfuls down a stairwell... That wasn't the best move.

phaedrusTHEghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It rained all day and most of the campus was flooded and muddy, so we threw our Chemistry teacher in one of these pools of mud. When the principal saw what had happened and came to reprimand us, we threw her in too. Instead of getting mad, they both accepted and enjoyed goofing around and threw mud and conspired to get more teachers. School was small, 30 students per class, one class per grade. Mud fight broke out for the whole school.

MimonFishbaum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Im way late, but fuck it.

My friends and I never got to pull our prank. In retrospect, it wasnt a great prank, but we had full intention to do it. One of my friends parents owned and ran a kennel. They bred show type dogs as well as offered dog training and housing for vacations and stuff. Dont worry, they werent the bad type of breeders, they truly loved all of these dogs. Anyway, their son (my friend) was the one who had to pick up all the poop. So of course, we decided a great senior prank would be to fill the principal and assistant principals parking spaces with dog shit. It was stupid, but something everyone would see and laugh about.

Anyway, we had this idea because there hadnt been a senior prank since our freshman year ('98-'99). There was a hill on one end of the football field and on the hill was a very large PC made of stones. The seniors that year moved them to the field and arranged them to spell AC DC. Fucking lame.

So we decided on our dog shit prank at the end of our junior year. We all pitched in with helping pick up dog shit at the kennel and at the same time, scouring the city for buckets to transport the shit. We spent nearly a year picking up dog shit at this kennel and stashing it in the woods nearby. We had tarps to protect the buckets from the weather and everything. Most of our free time went into this. By the end of February, we had nearly 200 buckets of dog shit. We even had a flat bed truck to haul the buckets since one of the guys' dad owned a scrap yard. Everything was lining up perfectly.

Until, a few days before we were to pull off our prank, the school was broken into and the mascot statue that stood in the lobby was stolen. It was a 9ft wooden pirate statue.

The whole school was in a tizzy. We had been outdone by felony theft. Every student was individually questioned by the school cop. It was a fucking big deal. Needless to say, we were pissed. We had around 180 buckets of dog shit rotting in the woods and nothing to do with it.

The case went on for quite a while, as it seemed the parties responsible had no idea how big of a deal stealing this statue would become. Long story short, in some stupid CSI type of shit, some paint was matched to the bed of a pickup truck that belonged to the athletic directors son, a star football player.

Turns out he and the rest of the guys who stole it were all on the football team, who had won 2 straight state titles. All of these fuckers got a slap on the wrist for pleading guilty so they could play football the next season.

Heres the news story: http://www.plattecountylandmark.com/Article308.htm

A whole year collecting dog shit wasted by a few dumb jocks.

*I hit send too early because Im that stupid.

txstate10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party... but we had a scheme set in place the entire senior class new about. We had 2 kids stage an altercation/fight at one end of the lunch room. Another walked into the middle with a red balloon. Releases red balloon and the entire student body watches the balloon rise. As soon as it touches the ceiling Everyone stands up. Half the kids dart to the wall to stay out of the way and avoid food and trouble 3 or 4 guys yell food fight and it is on. Now flinging a try full of food(not including the tray) ends pretty quickly so chocolate milk and applesauce is next. After maybe a minute which felt much longer the security guards round up those still throwing food. Me included. Told to stand against wall and wait while they heard the rest. Nope out of that as soon as the guards back is turned. Me and 3 others run and split so we can't all be caught. Hide out in random gym for awhile. Bell to head to next class rings. Move stealthy with head down to class never to be caught. Note: this was in 05 before cameras were everywhere and if there were cameras they were shit quality video. Also, I wasn't a bad kid who the security guards and principals knew so they didn't recognize or remember me. In the end maybe 3 guys got caught but their discipline was minimal as the prank didn't harm anyone or destroy anything so it was considered a win by both faculty and students.

ethanGeltan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I switched the tapes at graduation so Rick Astley walked us out of the auditorium. Only 1 of my friends knew so I really got to shock my whole class. It was magical. To this day the 2nd best prank I've ever pulled.

_yellow_ledbetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Junior now already planning a prank week at our school. First would be our band director who's an ass. Nothing like chopped sushi stuck way the fuck in the vents to far to reach :) second is probably getting a car to sit in our pond. Figure ill male a raft big enough to have it float on but I'm putting a quick release in the middle so if they pull it out by one of the conveniently placed handles it seprates in the middle and sinks with a shitload of sand in it for extra weight. Probably may leave the car in neutral to be safe. Third is getting my friend to get into the principals pc and put in some virus or whatever to make his pc randomly move the mouse and type stuff or go to a blue screen. Any more ideas pm me

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a prank because the school was threatening graduation before hand. So during one of the periods we had like 50 seniors set up a slip and slide on our workout hill and we brought a few huge tarps and soap and connected hoses and just did slip and slide for about an hour or so.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing all my classes so that they had to deal with me again the next year.

AstroPhyter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My High schools pranks, not just my class, were pretty fantastic:

Freshman year

The first Hunger Games movie had just come out, and it was all the buzz, so naturally, the prank was to host a hunger games of their own in the locker bank. The plan was, as soon as the clock hit a predetermined time, all the seniors would rush into the hallways for an epic hunger games battle, one would stand victorious, and all of the dead would lay still until the bell rang. Notice how I said "The plan was..", in actuality, students brought water guns + flour bombs (in case you don't know it's a nightmare to clean that shit up), baby oil water balloons and even sacks of fucking rats. Other schools in our district released dozens of birds and reptiles into their respective schools and one school even set the principals car on fire.

Sophomore Year

Senior prank time rolls around, but this time administration was one step ahead of us. For the last MONTH of school they banned backpacks, or bags of any sort, and had 24 hour security on the property. But the students had a better plan. One day via a massive group message and word of mouth, every senior brought in a bushel of bananas. THERE WAS NO MALICIOUS INTENT. The purpose of this was just to sit back and watch as staff freaked out trying to figure out what was going on. That was monday. Tuesday was "bring a gallon of water to school" day, and again the staff flipped shit, but the seniors just wanted to stay hydrated. Wednesday: "It's not a bag, It's insert item here with a hole in it" day. People were strapping hollowed out coconuts to their backs, cantalopes, i think one guy just straight wore a bowling ball on his back. Thursday: "It's not a bag, It's my shirt" day. You get the picture for that one. And finally Friday comes, the staff is losing their goddamn minds, and the students are having a whale of a time. The plan for Friday is: nothing. On Friday the seniors did literally nothing wrong and the staff couldn't have been more paranoid. Honestly just a fantastic setup by them.

Junior Year

Once again administration had gotten the upperhand. "Aha! The students are orchestrating their mischevious schemes through twitter! Let's heavily monitor the problem seniors, and we'll always be one step ahead!" But alas, the seniors caught on pretty damn quick. This year, the prank was simple: there was no prank. On twitter they would start throwing around a time during the school day. EVERY senior that saw the time, would tweet it themselves. When the time came, everyone would group up in the locker bank to have a nice chat during a passing period. When staff told them to go to class, they would gladly comply. That day after class 1 of 3 of the kingpins would tweet something like "Great distraction today guys, we got everything in through the back" even though they didn't ever intend on getting anything in the back. Throughout the week this continued. Sometimes they would even have two timed meetings a day, all which were peacefully broken up and handled with maturity by the students. At this point administration lost all sanity, they started giving detentions for memes. FUCKING MEMES. If you posted a meme about the school, detention, no questions asked. Sound familiar? . Thus people started photoshopping the staff's faces onto Hitler leadership, anyone of which who did this, was not allowed to walk at graduation.

Senior Year

We actually didn't do anything...

sexualchocolate581 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the 70's, I guess my high school was given the nickname "Lincolntraz" by the students, since "Lincoln" is part of the name. 40 years later, the seniors decided to make a bunch of shirts that had the name Lincolntraz on it, and on the back "Inmate #2013." About 2/3 of the seniors did it, and it did NOT go over well. Dean's were writing up anyone wearing them, and our Principal was just standing in the hall watching kids walk by, telling himself that he failed as an educator. It was super depressing.

cougardraven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was some sort of "official" thing involving recreating different rooms on the roof, but my little group of friends thought it was dumb as hell, so we didn't partake. Later that night we got drunk and wheeled one of the auto shop cars onto the practice baseball diamond.

cefhcl567203344 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painted 3 pigs with the numbers "1," 2," and "4." Released them in the school and watched the panic spread when they couldn't find the missing "3."

PeT_mY_Narwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 Seniors put a chicken in each of their backpacks and let em lose in the hallways.

jjcampbell88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stole the master list of all locker combinations, 10 of us snuck in to school at night, moved everyone's lock 3 doors down. The next morning was chaos.

AssholeniteTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class clown hanged himself in the locker room. He totally shat himself too. Guy is a legend.

1337ll4ma5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what please explain

SF1034 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our prank was making the faculty think there was going to be one. We spent months talking in secret and then panicking when teachers came near, making up stupid code words, everything we could. We kept getting warnings about what our punishment would be for any pranks and basically drove the faculty into a frenzy. Then, at graduation, the valedictorian gave her speech and explained the whole thing.

whydidimakeausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That none us paid to go to the school planned senior casino night because it was stupid so they canceled it. Really we were just too lazy to do anything. Well actually maybe it was that bomb threat. Wait, no, that was junior year. Nevermind.

Reverse_phycology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone released 3 goats in the school. The worst part is they spray painted 1, 2 and 4 onto each goat.

youcancallmetim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing. Thanks for making me regret my youth

pbear26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school stole garden gnomes from the surrounding 10 or so suburbs for a few weeks then on the last day lined the roofs of the school, very early in the morning before anyone arrived, with huge amounts of garden gnomes, took them a while to get them all down.

shebelievedsoshedid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

late to the party but my class hired a mariachi band to follow our principal around for a few hours. A fellow classmate posted it somewhere on reddit and it made the front page once upon a time. It was pretty epic though.

compakdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all decided to camp out in the main hall, and pitched tents too. Our principal even gave us granola bars haha

alnicoblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We rented a ton of porta pottys and blocked off every single entrance into the school. Principle said it was the best senior prank he's seen.

chingalatuya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sister's senior prank I was jealous of because they were able to graffiti the entire school due to it being demolished during the summer. It was awesome.

kook_on_the_wave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kid put a dead turkey in the most crowded walk way intersection in the school. The other one was the year before us, some kid took a shit on a sun roof we had in the cafeteria.

sebastianime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In our school we had a little museum where all the best artists of our school got their works of arts framed. What I decided to do was take a bunch of artsy photos of myself and replace each work of art with my photos. No one really noticed it, but the kids who still go there say that they are still up and I will forever be remembered even if no one remembered me.

Morcoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All our door signs were screwed into the doors, we proceeded to unscrew all the signs and shift them over one door the night before the first day of the second semester, so many people walked into the wrong class.

Worst_NA_Zed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school now has a ton of security cameras everywhere so pulling off a memorable prank without any serious repercussions is near impossible.

TheTropicalViking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 12 turkeys in the halls with tags numbering 1-11 skipped 12 and tagged the last one 13...took them forever to figure out there were only 12

Budah_monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some one recently brought up the idea of having the entire senior class switch with that of the neighboring town foe a day. If we could pull it off, it would be legendary

jameygates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's awesome.

Head1lessZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I missed 6 weeks of school (read skipped) my senior year. You could be held back for missing more than 10 in unexcused absences. But my mom didn't want me to get held back, so she wrote me excuse notes. Fuck H.S. I have 3 degrees and I make six figures now. ๐Ÿ˜œ

xJustinian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why would you spend six weeks away from your friends your last year together

Head1lessZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Change in schools the year before. Not really away from friends!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grew up in a tiny farming community. My buddy brought in three pigs, oiled them up and marked the #1, #2 and #4. By the end of the day, they had a meeting with the entire senior class. They interrogated everyone until someone finally let on that there was no #3 pig. Fucking great

kiragami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all went in and camped over night. Tents camp fires and all

heyhodgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a giant courtyard in the middle of our school. One night some kids broke in and painted a huge dick (50-75ft) on the ground in hopes of getting it on google maps. They had to come in and pressure wash it off.

Lobsterquadrille12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HUGEEEEE FOod Fight. The Entire scholl was in on it. the had obviously found out so the entire Rec yard was SURROUNDED with Yard dogs and Teachers. At exactly 11.47 the entire school went quiet. Pindrop Quiet....then from out of the corner of our eyes we see a projectile flying over the entire gym....it all happened in slow motion. Slowly the students formed a circle to where whatevver was coming was going to land. Slowly swirling as it comes closer it became apparent a Applesauce container missle had just been launched. Everyone stared in science fora half a second before the ENTIRE school erupted into a scene from a movie.

I_Screen_Peek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So the automotive shop had this old gutted car that was a complete loss. So one day, they took it out to the front of the school and cut up the roof with a saw and wrapped it around the flag pole through the front and rear windshield. The Welding class then came and welded it back together where it was completely wrapped around our campus's flag pole.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My personal senior prank was graduating.

thebachmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but the best one from my school was a couple years before. A group of seniors built a kit car in the library, then left it there for the teachers to find. Teachers did find it, took it apart and reassembled it outside the library window.

Jahu_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids in my class rented a mobile-jumbotron truck and watched football out the window of Spanish class.

mrtomatohead49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank, but prank pulled at my school.

Someone drove out of state and bought a palm tree. They then dug up Center base on the baseball field, planted the palm tree there and Covered the base all in cement

Corgan1351 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My old high school has a parking lot only for seniors, and a lot for juniors and seniors. A bunch of us went to school early and took up all the spots in the junior lot. We stuck around and laughed whenever a junior would drive in and have to circle back around. We thought it was a benign and funny prank, but not so much.

It ends up that we backed traffic up into the nearby highway exit. We added a few miles of traffic to one of the city's larger highways, made teachers late for class, and so on. Oops.

SaintLouise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My principal was a wheelchair bound woman. Ten years grown and I still maintain she's a terrible human. Welded a 3D trapezoid together without a lid. Put it in front of her office door and filled it with concrete

dickpunchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not mine but I knew a guy who's year hired a crane operator to put the principal's car on the roof.

they took it down after he saw it but it was pretty great.

morered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A kid was suckered into chainsawing the iconic school pine tree by the class "leaders". He left 12 feet or so of it standing, but basically ruined it. Very sad day.

tinylittleparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class didn't have one because they got banned so hard in my school. :( It was because a few years before ours, the seniors let a bunch of pigeons loose in the school. People got hurt. Pigeons died.

msupz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank, but we had this giant hippo at a local mini golf course and one year it was found on the roof of the school. Legendary for the time considering it weighed a fucking ton.

SpaceManRaph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we put 3 cranes in pool labeled 1,2 , 4 so they could never find the mattress took a pig to get it out.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stolen car in the bottom of the pool, two years in a row.

tazack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was made for me.

We snuck onto the roof of the gym via a pipe; Splinter Cell style. On top there was a hatch that we unbolted with pliers and a wrench. We slipped inside.

Prior, we bought those paint markers from Wal Mart in the colors of our rival school so as to avoid local detection.

We wrote things like "goin up" with a big pot leaf on the elevator. "Drama Club" on the girls bathroom door. "Fresh Beer" above the dinking fountain, and numerous other shenanigans in the sophomore hall. We also smoked a couple bowls on the gymnasium bleachers before we snuck back through the hatch and down the pipe.

The next day was the last day of school and everyone showed up to school at 8:00am with the halls all tagged up. Police were called and the theory was that students from our rival school went in when the doors were unlocked at 7:00am and did it. My two buddies that I did it with didn't speak a word of it for years after when we realized what a big deal it was.

Hindsight, I'm not proud of the property defamation, but I am proud of our cunning skills to pull it off.

Ryuskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I print and hid ~100 random pictures of hardcore porn, signed them with the school's initials and our graduating year, then slipped them in random pages of random books in the school library

Grizzly_Berry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We chalked the sidewalk, and were told to stop, and to clean it up, because they didn't want us to set a precedent. It was the first ever senior prank at our private Christian school and they said that if we started, every class would try to one-up the last.

pizzacatchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank was that I dropped out my sophomore year and never came back.

thegr8rambino13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

jesus i forget, it was like 9 years ago lol

MNA1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend parked his dad's semi- trailer so that it blocked the entire teacher's parking lot. Teachers were scrambling to find parking elsewhere, ended up causing a solid hour delay to the start of class that day.

Lachwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was the only kid in my graduating class to do a senior prank. I showed up early one morning and put signs saying "Please use other door" on every single exterior door on the building. For the sets of double doors, I put arrows on the signs and made them point at each other. A surprisingly large number of kids legitimately didn't know if they were allowed to use any of the doors.

The funniest part, to me, was that this infuriated our vice principal in charge if discipline, who was notoriously grumpy and seemed to hate teenagers of all stripes. However, I hadn't actually broken any rules or damaged anything, and the rest of the school staff loved the prank, so there was nothing he could do but glare at me.

turbotong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the year before I graduated, someone brought four pigs, wrote #1, #2, and #4 on the pigs using sharpies, and let them loose on campus. After the teachers caught all 3, they kept searching for the last pig.

countryguy1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't partake, but someone poured a couple bottles of doe estrus all over the floor in the main entrance. For those of you who do not know what that it is - it's deer pee. I guess I could say I took part in driving one of our tractors to school and a lot of other guys did that too, but not much of prank. Year before us the seniors blocked the entrance to the school with their trucks.

sizziano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my classes prank but the one above us. Went to a boarding school in NE. One morning everyone shows up for breakfast and all the chairs in the dining hall are gone. Everyone eats standing up. The end.

babymaking_music ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all rode around the school on wheels that day, mostly scooters and skateboards. There just happened to also be a bomb threat at the local university that day. Principal's worst nightmare.

tnuocca_tidder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changed our "performing arts" sign to "performing farts"

Jolysh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a friend who owned a farm and drove over an hour to our school in the city. He brought us 3 full grown hogs that we labelled "1", "2", and "4". We let them loose in the middle of the school, muddy and all. They caught the 3 faster than expected but spent hours looking for our fake #3. Overall a good prank.

A friend of mine at another school made a 300lbs cinder block memorial in the middle of the school field one night. No one knew why or how it got there but they didn't want to be the ones to remove it so they kept it. For 3 years...

yeezyisbreezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Entered a private school...

Pretended to be a student in my friend's class.

Show and tell is the final assignment.

My presentation was a strip tease for the mean [preggers] teacher.

I did not know she was preggers going in to it but I was committed.

...SOMETHING SOMETHING HEADMASTER'S OFFICE...

Teacher claimed she had a miscarriage.

She did not.

Did community service.

PROFIT?

wozzit141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't get one, because the seniors the year before had covered the floors, stairs, and bannisters with baby oil, and one of the blind kids at our school fell down 'em as a result. He wasn't injured, but the school was evacuated until it got cleaned up, which took the rest of the day. Senior pranks got outlawed after that.

kinggimped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a year before I left the leaving class pulled a pretty mean, personal prank the deputy headmaster at the time. Two things you need to know about him:

  1. His nickname among the students was 'Spud', and had been for years. Not sure how it originated (it might have been because his face resembled a potato, but I'm not certain). He fucking HATED this nickname and would hand out overly harsh punishments like candy to anybody ever heard uttering the word within his earshot.

  2. He was a former semi-professional cricket player (though nobody of note, hence ending up a geography teacher after a short-lived cricket career). He coached the First XI cricket team and also insisted on acting as groundskeeper for the school cricket pitch. He fucking loved that cricket pitch. He looked after it better than his own children, and took enormous pride in caring for it daily. Every day he'd be out there with the roller, making sure it was prepared for any upcoming matches. It was pretty much his greatest passion.

For those who don't know anything about cricket (hi, Americans!), it's a sport that can change a lot depending on a wide variety of variables, and the pitch is an extremely important variable. Curating a cricket pitch is more than just making sure the grass doesn't get too long, it's a bit of an art form to those who have the passion for it. And Spud definitely had the passion for it.

Last day of school, we show up and some of the leavers had broken into the school at night and painted 'SPUD IS A TWAT' in huge silver letters down the middle of the cricket pitch. His pride and joy corrupted in indelible paint with the nickname he absolutely loathed.

In fairness, Spud was a twat. Harsh but fair.

SpaghettiGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking idiots just took window markers and put "class '14"on the windows.

The_Directors_Cut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A classmate's father owned a construction equipment company. During school, they brought over a crane and put the principal's car on top of the roofing of one of the buildings.

TicTacPilgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flooded our high school. We got literally hundreds of cups filled with ice. We placed them like a domino effect and once one of the main doors opened the now melted iced spilled and flooded both floors. Also super glued pennies to every keyhole to every door.

Rose527 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We blew up a bunch of sex dolls with helium and let them all go in the atrium before school started. They couldn't get them down for 3 days.

ShadowRaptor95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A handful of guys from the popular crowd started a tailgate party on the school parking lot. 90% of the seniors skipped class and spent the nice day outside having BBQ and socializing. School administrators watched from a distance, but didn't break it up because they didn't want to risk a riot. All in all, it was a very peaceful "prank".

TheKinkMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but the class before mine (they ruined it for us) not only put a buck toilet on the very top of the enormous dome gym, but caulked the doors shut. Good times.

Stromboli61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a map of the school and a schedule for each classroom thanks to me having access to records as student government president, as well as a couple hundred battery operated alarm clocks. (Thank you, China, and a class that did an excessive amount of fundraising.) My best friend's uncle was the weekend janitor and got the custodial staff in on it with us.

We set two (or more) alarm clocks to go off during the middle of classes in each classroom. We hid them inside desks, ceiling tiles, wherever. The library got like 10 alarms. The janitors helped us out by taking us around each classroom the night before so we could set it up.

It went off WONDERFULLY. The morning announcements featured beeping in the background. Some teachers were super pissed. Some teachers had a good laugh. The whole school thought the senior class was baller as fuck. Some teachers tried to preemptively search their rooms as word spread, but only a few were found before the beeping started.

We also still had leftover money in the class account. So we bought post its and post it'ed the freshman hall and the freshmen themselves as they walked in. It was pretty satisfying and a fun bonding experience, and a great diversion from the alarms making everyone think the Post-It's was our actual prank.

manowar572 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School tried to spray paint "Class of 2012" on the windows from the inside. Ended up as "Class of 2102".

Doccompanion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brothers senior class ended up covering the entire football field with tooth picks, filling the gym up with cups of water, and filling the hallways up with balloons. While my senior class just let some animals loose.

WarhawkAlpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school is on a hill. Lets just say... Hundreds of gallons of oil were dumped down the road...

Saliro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of us hunted down tons of sand bags from local construction sites for a month or two. Then we bought a bunch of giant blue tarps. We broke into the school at night (bolt cutters and all) and moved all the lunch benches aside. We unloaded 3 trucks of sandbags into a giant circle and made a giant kiddie pool, complete with huge decorative boulders and dozens and dozens of live fish and even a live crab.

Sad to say that by the time we showed up to school the next morning, most of the fish had succumbed to the cold.

Toddpole- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the kids in the graduating class had a cousin upstate who had a farm. So he borrowed about 5 of them and put each chicken in a separate kids bag with a little opening in the zipper so they could breath. At noon they all asked to go to the bathroom in their respective classes and set the chickens off running down the halls

Mitsofting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our "senior prank" was three idiots spray painted "2011" and other stuff like that all over the side of the school and parking lot. No one else in our whole class knew they were doing it, and everyone's response was "that's really dumb why would you do that". They got in a lot of trouble.

ZE_SPY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple things. First, we had an idea that we would all camp out at the school on Sunday night and wake up Monday morning in our tents all around the campus and just go to class. Sadly, that idea was struck down with our principal saying that it would be chalked up as a trespassing felony or something along the lines of not being able to walk at graduation. So harmlessly, we decided to have a mock wedding in the middle of the quad during lunch. We had people at band playing "Here Comes the Bride," people throwing flowers, and we married the current senior class president with his at-the-time girlfriend. It was quite an extensive workaround on short notice, considering we came up with and executed the plan in less than a week.

Second, some of us on the side that weren't as involved in that prank ran Bolbi Stroganovsky from Jimmy Neutron to be the next year's ASB president. We hung signs up for him everywhere, and he was probably the most advertised candidate on campus. Of course, the ASB was pissed and didn't support it, but considering there was (at least I think) only one person running for that position, people decided to write Bolbi's name on the ballot and circle him as a joke. I remember some of my friends recounting that most people did that on their ballots, as well as some people from ASB saying that if they counted Bolbi towards the final counts, he actually would have won. But that was also just an experiment to see how meaningless school politics were (not trying to be edgy, but it did kind of prove that).

casstea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm showing up late to the party, but my class had a fantastic senior prank, or rather, string of them. It all started in the morning, where we used our cars to block off the only student parking lot and had a sort of breakfast pot-luck. Then, during the passing period between 2nd and 3rd hour, we all laid down in the hallways and pretended as if we were sleeping. This led to a very congested hallway and many upset underclassmen. However, the piece de resistance was when we let go two sex dolls filled with helium in the cafeteria right before the first lunch started. The cafeteria had really high ceilings, so there wasn't time for administration to get the dolls down before lunch started. This resulted in raucous laughter and infamy for my senior class.

anubis4567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, but a while back some seniors brought in three chickens, numbered them 1,2 and 4 and let them loose around the school.

My year did some sort of crossdressing flash mob

corkum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our physics teacher had an old manual VW bug and the window wouldn't roll up. After each class throughout the day, we would pop it into neutral, push it around, and park it around random places on campus. The quad, football field, by the gym.

Word got around that literally everyone knew about it except him. He never even noticed because he hadn't left the classroom all day. We even had other teachers getting in on it. So we ended the day by parking it right outside his classroom.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I've got footage, not my year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn7yT_Kvo18

The greatest part was this was when the Queen of England was visiting Brisbane. The firecrackers sounded somewhat like gunshots and their escape route went dangerously close to the Queens route. Which ended up with them getting tackled by cops. Apparently they were lucky since there were snipers in the general vicinity.

Or that's just what I heard.

bagboyrebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't even remember. We had to get approval for our prank and for some reason the students followed that role (there may have been threats about not letting us walk at graduation). It ended up being something lame.

bruh_dinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before I entered hs, they spilled baby oil on the staircase and the guidance counselor fell and broke her wrist. My freshman year of hs, they had a water balloon fight and started shooting each other with water guns. Sophomore year was so lame, don't even know what it was. Junior year, the seniors released green gas bombs in between periods. When lunch ended, people started exiting the cafeteria as per usual. Only to see a green smoke fill the hallways and all my friends get sucked into the mist like that one scary movie. Senior year of high school, they released cockroaches in the hallways, stink bombs, red gas bombs, threw eggs and flour at the same time. Everyone ran out of the school and started filling the streets, some breaking car doors for no apparent reason. Everyone else ran back home before we were rounded up and taken to the nearest hs to finish the school day.

buttaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if everybody else saw it as a prank, but I thought it was a pretty good one. There was this one weird kid, he was mostly quiet unless the topic was something he was passionate about (and his passions weren't exactly normal. Things like fantasy novels/stories, dragons...) he didn't have any friends, and a lot of the rich preppy kids would pick on him any time he was around.

Anyway on the second to last day of school he hid inside one of those huge band lockers for tubas before they locked up and waited until the janitor left. During the night he hung himself in the common area, where the front entrance is and where everybody stood around and talked before class started. He had a not that just said "class of '03, you did this to me."

A bunch of students ended up finding him because they showed up at the school really early (like 4am-ish) to do whatever their senior prank was gonna be. Pretty weird but we got an extra day off before our last day, which was cool cus we got more time to study for the finals!

DrakeSucks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

jesus goddamn christ i did not see that coming, whether it's true or not.

Infamousmilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty late to this party, but we bought a couple thousand lady bugs and set them into the library. Mind you our school was strict when it came to library use, as if it was hindering our academic success or some shit. You needed a pass or senior privileges to use the library during off periods. So why not make it inaccessible to everyone?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smoke in my coaches truck

KronosTheDuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We moved the whole weight room into our foyer (machines, benches, dumbells, everything!). Then the next day the morning strength class worked out in the foyer. We also thought it was a good way to get a pump going where all the chick's could watch us.

the_hardest_part ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sanctioned? Turning the foyer into a beach with sand and fake palm trees.

Unsanctioned? Some idiots tried to light the school on fire, broke a bunch of windows at our school and the elementary school next door, stole street signs and piled them in the yard, put manure throughout the school, and stole a sheep that was found grazing on the field. We were the Rams. They stole a sheep.

Banana_blanket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our year just made a slip n slide down this giant hill on campus, and skipped class that day. Two years before us had a good one though. They broke into the dean's office and filled his room with Dixie cups. They were everywhere. Like the whole room. Not just were they filling the room, but they lined up the Dixie cups on his desk and each one had a little goldfish in it.

Mandragorn66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rolled a VW bug into the front lobby, jacked it up and took the wheels off and all the seniors signed it.

Mooshg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

About 5 years before my graduating class, the students let some chickens run loose in the school. Out of the 3 chickens, each was painted separately with the numbers 1,2, and 4. So as the faculty tried to chase and capture the chickens, they looked all over for the chicken with a 3 painted on it.

ecv2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrapped everything in our vice principal's office, even pencils, in aluminum foil and then put bricks all around her doors without even seeing the foil-covered office. Two parted prank.

Zarokima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't participate in it, but what happened was some of the kids spray painted a bunch of profane graffiti all over the school, broke in through the windows and did the same to the inside, clogged and flooded some toilets, put glue in all the keyholes, and smeared feces on the inside of the door handles.

The kids at my school sucked.

nemodot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lesbionical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some people put 2007 (our grad year) paper cups filled with water in the main hallway. The carpentry class then built a wall blocking the main hallway. Someone also blew up a bunch of condoms as balloons and filled the principals office with them while the wall was being built. Oh and someone from our "rival" school burned our school name into their field. It was taken pretty seriously considering our school was mulotive cocktail'd a few years before.

AbortedFeces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a bunch of tampons and pads, painted them red, and left them all over the place...

FuturePastNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly don't remember. I'm sure it was lame.

bobloadmire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got all of the stuff out of our lockers the night before the last day of school. We then locked everyone's locker shut. We went off to summer and they couldnt get their stuff out.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were golf carts for the staff. We used rock climbing gear to hoist one on top of a second story roof. It took five of us about three or four hours.

Principal pretty much said she knew it was us, but that she was impressed and glad we weren't destructive.

isitoriginal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year the senior prank was a pulled fire alarm every day for 2 weeks

Butterbuns123455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For us it was inappropriate dress code. Shirts with blood and beer advertisements. Men in nothing but bras and boxers. Women in short shorts with exposed straps. Etc.

We did this because the previous year did something absolutely savage (apparently) and we wanted to be more lighthearted. The plan was to all walk in at the same time right before first period so the crowd would be too big - harder to single out.

Someone told the principal and he was there with guards and everything right as we approached. Instantly threatened expulsion of we tried to enter the building.

Waffleophagus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So my class was comprised of mainly assholes and just vandalized some classrooms of teachers, caused one of my favorite teachers to quit over it.

But 2 years before my class, we had a mastermind. It was a smaller school, so the lunchroom was also a gym. And it had one of those basketball goals that folded up, like this and the guy broke in by repelling in from some ceiling level windows, and rigged up a system of pulleys to suspend one of those full sized lunchroom tables from the metal suspension stuff on the goal. A single dude did this. He actually turned in all the math to his Physics teacher and got extra credit. I snapped a photo on my phone back in the day, but since it was back in the days of flip phones, I don't have it anymore.

dansalg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was pretty nuts. We had a freshman hallway and all the seniors contributed up to hundreds of dollars worth of pennies and we threw the pennies all over freshman hallways. Then, we had 9 periods and at like 5 of the nine periods, the seniors did a huge March with speakers, water balloons, more pennies, and blaring the song shots shots shots. Then, in the parking lot, the seniors took all of their cars, pur them in one area, turned up the music and danced on cars. Wow my life has gotten less interesting..

zeeneeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before mine managed bribe the janitors for the keys to access the roof and sneak up there with water balloons which ended up raining down on top of the grade 7s and 8s during lunch. My year was the first that didn't have a grade prank since the principal threatened to cancel prom if one was committed. Lame, but it's whatever. We still had car rally.

buttflapps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put 100 plastic cups filled with water all over the principal's office. Each one RIGHT to the brim. It would have taken some patience and precision to get rid of them all.

biggiefoxie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The original plan was to cut down all of the trees in the courtyard during the middle of the night and then have all the seniors come to school dressed as lumberjacks.

We eventually just released three chickens into the halls.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years before my class, the seniors filled condoms with fluff and then rolled them over peeled bananas and hung them from the trees all over campus. The graduating class two years before mine taped signs that said "dumble" on every single door in the school. My class made a mess in the gym. We sucked.

Bachzag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 3 chickens into our high school and had them labeled 1,2, and 4. They spent majority of the day looking for 3.

We also taped over every parking spot (we had parking assigned by number ). The next year, they were labeled "maroon or gold" (two separate sides of the school).

C;

RenownedShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess ours was good. We had a 3 story science building, we took all the lockers from the top floor and put them on the bottom floor lined in the main lobby on the side. Confused the shit out of people. Didn't go as well as planned because some of the fellow students were too pussy to make our "Locker Henge". We also wrapped all the faculty cars in Saran wrap.

MrCo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of my friends and I placed a very large amount of pornography randomly throughout the school's library books. I'm told it's still found by students a decade later.

mtfreestyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled a obese blow up doll with helium and let it float up the light pole at the entrance of the school.

It was good fun

SamsonTheHusky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mascot is a Panther. Someone stole the head of the mascot. And now the mascot's body and the head dont match. The head is alot lighter than the body.

MestizoJoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People at my school were dicks. Jammed paperclips and JB weld in almost every lock on campus. They sat us in the school theatre all day while an army of locksmiths replaced all the cores.

tongwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took all the erasers in the school, attached them to balloons, and floated them to the top of the library (60 foot vaulted ceiling).

Emerald_Triangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

none - that shit's retarded

  • Class of 1991
cahman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my prank, but a bit ago the seniors bought a shit ton of jello packets (the powder you mix with water to make the jello) and poured it all in the school pool during the night.

Turns out it wasn't nearly enough mix, but the first few inches of the pool were jelly.

Also, there is a staircase in a science building, and they stuck a cow up there.

strangedesign9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We broke into the school and released 20 mice and 2000 crickets and spelled "THANK YOU" in chocolates outside the front office. We got caught later that night.

restless923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took all the balls out of the mice.

AadilF1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got some guy to fake an injury while we were playing football, 6 or 7 guys surrounding him and he put his leg in a weird position that made him look like he had a broken leg, few teachers came and then they went to call the school nurse, when they came back the kid was nowhere to be seen and we were back to playing football like nothing had happened, the teachers faces were priceless

StatOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I did a Junior Day prank that would be hard to top.

There was a special College Day Trip, whereas, mostly the entire class is bussed over to a large regional college, for introduction to college life, speeches, financial aide, lectures, etc. I, and all of my friends, all of which were in the Top 10 of the class, devised a 'bug out plan' to sneak off from the group, and spend the day downtown playing pool, arcade games, eating, drinking, etc. A couple of us had been up about 6 weeks before for a Science Fair, and located all the spots we were going to goof of at. We wrote all this up like a army campaign, slipped away in 4 different directions, met up at a rally point, spent the whole day downtown, and then 're-merged' into the group waiting at the bus return location. One of our group though, just couldn't quit smiling and laughing, and it occurred to one teacher he didn't recall seeing any of us, at all, anywhere, that day. They pulled some of us aside, and everyone held true to the deflection language we had practiced. The administration finally got wind of it but just couldn't believe we could have pulled that off. Imagine if someone of us had gotten lost, robbed, hurt, etc. Our parents would have sued the school shitless. Of course, as teenager, we never thought crap about that. It was one fun day!

DrakeSucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i brought a gun to school and shot all the kids i didn't like. #ultimateprankz

TehChid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, we made national news in the U.S....

We were a new school, and the first graduating class was in 2010. Their planned senior prank was to have a water balloon and shaving cream fight all through the hallways, throughout the entire school, right as the 3rd period bell goes off.

That all went smoothly...well, kind of. One of the kids broke a light, which wasn't all that bad. But another senior threw a balloon filled with pee at the principal's face (we all thought she was a nazi but that was just a bit to far) But it gets better! It slowly turned into a Senior Prank DAY...

So we're sitting at lunch and this kid (he was a junior) stands up and yells "FOOOOODD FIGHTTTT" and throws some pizza at someone. This was unplanned and I kid you not it was like straight out of a movie!! I didn't know these things actually happened...but the room erupted!! It went on for a couple minutes before we were all kicked out. Oh, and they closed the cafeteria cause food was everywhere and even dripping from the ceiling. Which sucked for the kids who had the second lunch period haha! By the way, I still have a mustard stain on my yearbook.

Anyways...this is where it gets good/kinda stupid. 2 kids take fireworks or something like that and hold them to the smoke detector in the men's bathroom. Upstairs. All of the fire alarms go off. Along with the sprinklers. Long story short, $250,000 in damage and some heavy fines and juvy sentences for those two kids.

T'was an interesting day, but there was a little sense of pride when we heard our story on national news!

supersnitch2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It never happened.

I caught wind of the potentially dangerous idea to throw paper airplanes around made from our graduation schedule... during graduation.

I told one of the teachers running the event and they nipped it in the bud. Did a public outing about how they knew, and if anyone did it, they wouldn't get their diploma.

Of course, my reason for telling? I was thinking of the people in the audience who would get hit by stray planes.

And, plus, I'd had the entire Senior class against me all year, so it was my own little "fuck you" to everyone.

But they'll never know or even guess it was me.

Teeheehee

TenaciousDwight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't for a senior prank, but I remember in high school one day after class people started doing a MASSIVE harlem shake that would migrate all around the outside of the school as teachers and the campus police showed up.

A guy would blast the harlem shake music from their car and this horde of people would go nuts. And when faculty showed up to corral them, they'd disband for a moment only to reform somewhere else.

At one point, cops were called, and so they moved to a parking lot just outside the school. Cops showed up at the parking lot and actually got out of their cars so everyone split and that was the end of it.

Sureshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but my dad had to help clean up. People had pigs and greased them up. Not before they numbered them 1-10 but forgot to put number 8.

Hananners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As per the grad prank legacy of my school, we stole one of the letters from the school name attached to the outside wall... Making the name of the school start with "Weeds-". We had a second one, involving our school cafeteria. Our cafeteria was an open one on the first floor; in the middle of lunch in the last week of school, about fifteen of us suddenly appeared around the upper railings with a large box in hand, and emptied the contents simultaneously into the lunch pit. Over a thousand little rubber balls bounced everywhere, causing absolute chaos, with people scrambling to catch and pocket them.

killatop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

stole a porta-potty from a nearby construction site, put it on the roof facing the parking lot with a blow up doll inside waiving at cars coming in.... also moved concrete benches in front of the entrance to teachers parking lot so they couldn't park...

lots of people involved with lookouts at the interstate and on all the side roads coming into the school with walkies looking out for cops...

khaotickk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Not my senior prank, but this was what one of the seniors did my freshman year. Let's call him "goth kid"

At the beginning of his freshman year, goth kid took a dozen eggs and put them in a pickle jar with the juice and let it sit on his window seal UNTIL his senior year. That's nearly 4 years of age.

On senior day near the end of the year, our school had everyone gathered into the cafeteria to take a photo of everyone. It is PACKED in the cafeteria, roughly 800+ students. Goth kid brought the jar into school in his backpack. As the principal was getting ready to take the picture, goth kid opened up his backpack and pulled out the jar. Throws it into the ground.

Chaos ensure as glass shatters everywhere and noxious gas floods the surrounding area. Students everywhere were gagging vomiting, passing out. A few students got injured from the glass shards. Police and ambulances were called to care for students that needed aid. Goth kid ended up being one of those who needed to be cared for and he was arrested, but I know he didn't regret a single thing.

TL;DR Goth kid with 4 year old rotten pickled egg jar YOLO's and bombs school event, chaos ensues, ambulances and police are called, gets arrested.

Cynical-C ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a few. The least harmless was the blow up doll someone tied to the front of the building. The most harmful one was when they injected super glue into the lock of every classroom door on campus.

Rockyrambo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I calmly walked naked from one end of the school to the other while classes were changing.

nerdybirdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a junior, some seniors decided to purchase and release a bunch of parakeets in the school. Being a huge bird lover, I was trying to round up the poor birds so they wouldn't get hurt or escape outdoors. I only managed to get one, and by the time I had gotten to it, the poor thing had been scraping its head all over the ceilings and had dust crammed into its wound.

I was so angry that I spent a good chunk of first hour crying and shaking with rage. I legitimately would not have hesitated to beat the shit out of the asshole kid who did that (keep in mind I'm a gangly, maybe 100 lb, 16 year old girl), but I never found out who it was. Hell, I'd still scream at the fucker if I had the chance.

I gave the bird that I managed to catch to a teacher who had birds at home already. I don't know what happened to the other birds.

qqtylenolqq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school always had the dumbest senior pranks. They always seemed to backfire or fail miserably.

One year, the seniors decided to parallel park their cars in the parking lot, taking up all of the spaces before anyone else got there. Hilarious at first, unless you were the other half of the school that didn't have anywhere to park. And then less hilarious for the seniors when after school they realized their cars had been thoroughly keyed.

The next year, some assholes decided to throw all of the classroom desks into the halls. This was mildly entertaining at best. Everyone (especially students) had to spend the rest of the day moving the desks back to the classrooms. All in all, the prank likely caused thousands in damage. My chemistry teacher (tough old broad who didn't have all of her marbles) spent the class period lecturing us on our lack of respect for property... even though we were all Juniors and had nothing to do with it.

My senior prank was just lame. A dozen or so kids decided it would be funny to litter the halls with rubber bands. Like, a few hundred dollars worth of rubber bands. The idea was that they would be impossible to pick up. My AP Euro teacher felt bad for the janitors, who would be the ones stuck dealing with the mess, so she had our class pick up the rubber bands in the hallway outside our classroom. Other classes did the same; the rubber bands were pretty much picked up within an hour. Later that day, I was playing with my new 6-inch diameter rubber band ball in the library, and some kid said to me, defeated: "Man, I spent like $50 on those."

Senior pranks are stupid.

nomosolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I put silicone lube from a nearby sex shop on every single staff member's car door handles. That's what they get for having special parking for themselves!

Retorhic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably a bit late to the party but still its kinda interesting.

So basically in my old school it was always tradition for the graduating students to take a clock from one of the rooms. After a few years the teachers got a bit wound up at this and so began the cat and mouse game of steal the clock. I do wonder if it is still going on.

Quick_LIme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some people let a chicken and a pig loose in our school early in the morning before class. Unfortunately they didn't count on the janitor being there. By the time everyone else got to school the only evidence was some feathers in the hallway and hay and pig shit in the gym.

MonocleComplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two students did the ol' life-sized ghost running after Pacman routine. No one was hurt. No was inconvenienced. Both of them ran around the lunchroom for approximately two minutes before school security showed up and stopped them. They weren't allowed to "walk" for graduation because of that for some reason. (To clarify, they were able to graduate. But they weren't allowed to accept their diploma onstage or to show up at the ceremony. Their diplomas were mailed to them.)

heapsp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The principal was a recluse who lived alone... while he was at school, someone broke into his apartment and phoned someone down the street at walmart... they replaced all of the items in his house with brand new equivalent items... so a half used ketchup was now a brand new ketchup, and his toothbrush was his exact toothbrush but brand new.. same with deoderant sticks and salad dressings in his fridge. They did this with about 10 items around the house and left everything in the same exact position as it was before-hand.

We never told him

LANTERN_OF_ASH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't so much a senior prank, but ya know sneaking in balloons and beach balls and shit during graduation? Somebody got in and inflated a sex doll.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was when I finished middle school not high school. I had 2 other friends in on it. I was dressed as spider man, and they were black spiderman and iron man. Us spider men equipped our selves with silly string and iron man had bouncy balls and a sling shot. We hid stashes of bouncy balls by the main stairs and as we ran by in our wreak of havoc we threw the boxes down the stairs, into hallways. We had everything planned out to the letter. Able to make our escape after running through the bus stop with hoards of kids laughing and cheering at our work. We ran behind the outdoor class rooms to rip off our costumes.

Teachers came out looking for us furious but all they could find were the costumes behind the class room. No other students knew it was us who did it

RocketsJumer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The graduating class before me thought it would be funny to oil the stairs.

They weren't the brightest class.

poporine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had none, the year before us went mad drawing huge dicks on top of our bungalows and throwing food and shit during graduation that our principle resigned. After that nothing worthwhile was done since we had to live with the consequences of their pranks while they moved on.

crazyJKgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A class a few years ahead of me somehow managed to put a port-a-potty up on top of the roof of the gym. The gym had an arched roof and was about 60 feet at the peak. It was pretty impressive, but it wasn't enough. After the maintenance crew got it down before anyone could see it the first time they put back up there before school started that same day. We also had a tradition of riding tractors to school on the seniors last day. Ah small school hijinx.

thedankismine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The good old stick my dick in the vice principals daughter. It went over real well with the teachers..

Obviously_Ritarded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got four pigs and painted numbers on the side of them. 1, 2, 3, and 5. We released the pigs and the staff caught them all. They kept trying to find #4 though.

karlito_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Covered a mates car completely in post-it notes.

Poltergeist059 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released thousands of bouncy balls in the most heavily trafficked hallway. People squished them into the floor, ruining it in the process. Some of us got suspended (not me though. ;) )

geeeeenaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of seniors collaborated and each bought one universal remote control and somehow programmed it to their classroom's TV. They would then turn the TV on and off mid-lecture.

Go Matadors.

funktion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of days before graduation, 3 kids from my school pooped in the dorm manager's room and spread it all over the walls and bed. Granted, the dorm manager was an asshole, but that was just too much even for the rest of the dickwads who lived in the dorm (myself included). The 3 were ratted out and caught pretty much instantly. They were expelled the same day.

EarphoneTangler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We diverted the traffic from a nearby main road through the drop off circle :)

NateTheeGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but two years below me. They thought it was a good idea to get a massive amount of sticky notes to place on the walls and other items (tables, vending machines, etc.) inside and outside. The outside area was affected most, and was subsequently the location where everyone waited for school to start. The morning of the prank students went to class as normal without much fuss, however since they didn't pick the thousands upon thousands of stick notes, the special ed kids ended up doing that task the entire morning. They walked around the courtyard for hours with their teacher armed with grabbers and trash bags to pick up those assholes' prank. Probably one of the saddest things I saw in high school.

Juls1500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my class, but the class before us put over 2,000 grasshoppers into the gym. Constant chirping and dead grasshopper bodies could be found the following year, it was quite annoying. All my class did was draw a giant dick in the grass with salt.

araderboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I altered the contents of my school's time capsule. Mostly with porn. Pretty rough stuff. It's a bit of a long con.

cancerousiguana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painted all the doors and door frames pink. The rest of the students found out when they came in and all the doors had "wet paint" signs on them because literally every single one had been repainted back to blue by 7am before the first bell rang, and before like 90% of students showed up. The school has video cameras and 24 hours and 24 hour monitoring by the local police station, they called the principal or whoever as it was happening, and the school had people there to repaint like an hour after the pranksters finished.

But the doors all look really nice now, so there's that.

giant_panda_slayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We wrote a letter to our principal that was designed to look like an official letter from the State Department of Education informing him that the school was going to be shutdown immediately following the end of the end of the year. He actually thought it was legit and had a meeting with all the teachers before he eventually figured out what was going on.

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dream__weaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kid rode his dirt bike through the school, upstairs and everything. It was pretty sweet seeing everyone flipping out

Tachanka_best_Chanka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cased in the front entrance with cement.... Good thing it was our last day...

Winnah9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class prior to our senior year decided it would be a good idea to go through the entire school with a master key (to get into the hallways) and fill every door lock with super glue... The school paid about $20-30K for new locks and no longer allowed senior pranks.

I'll give him/them credit, they had to scale a two story building and repel back down to do it. That however kinda pointed out that they were part of the JROTC group, so eventually someone talked and they all got expelled and charged with felonies.

theRinRin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We built a wall in the teachers room door. A real wall. They had to hammer it down...

obimokenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our year stuck plastic forks, knives and spoons up the road to the school...(On peoples front lawns) Worst prank ever. The year before put a CAR on top of the principals office...A GOD DAMN CAR

Nigmia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to school one morning and there was a dead seal in the lunch courtyard. Thats it. The school is about an hour from the beach.

UnapologeticAsshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a 2 story building in the middle.. Some dumbass thought it was a good idea to steal the agricultural barns small tractor and ride it up to the top. It got stuck on the stairs. So they also took a good couple hundred pounds or so of bagged flour and animal feed and spread it across the top floors carpet. They had to move classes to the other buildings for a few days for clean up.

El_Colto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That we graduated without knowing how to actually take of ourselves financially

The ultimate prank

Creativelicense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some idiots from my senior class dumped dog food on the picnic tables. It was incredibly lame.

But the senior class before mine stacked tires around the entire flagpole (the flag pole going through the holes), and it was brilliant. It took a crew with a cherry picker hours to remove them all.

collinhill8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school we took all the cement parking blocks from the student lot and blocked off the entrances. Then, we all pitched in and bought a sex doll and taped it to the barrel of the tank that sits in front of our school. After camping on the football field, we were delighted to see the principal and janitor on their hands and knees pushing the parking blocks out of the way at 6:00 am. Pictured is the doll before she was taped down. http://i.imgur.com/L6aZWGh.jpg

rippel_effect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in a fairly wealthy city where you were considered country if you drove a truck. Some guys with a couple trucks got together and put hay bales in every entrance.... they also let 3 pigs loose on campus, but left 4 cages in the middle of campus. Where they got the pigs or hay bales, I don't know

Nitero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skipping to watch the new star wars movie (episode 2)...well, it was better then the first one...(told my parents I was going to do it, which kind of defeats the purpose)

JamaicanFlav0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but some seniors a year ahead of me put bleach in water balloons and threw them at kids in the bus lane at the end of school. 6 people got arrested and at least 15 people went to the hospital for bleach inhalation or getting bleach in their eyes.

FrabjousPhaneron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The school librarian's name was Mr. Swan. Hence, one year, the seniors released a live swan in the library. It caused several hundred dollars worth of damage.

LootsyCollins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What are you looking at Swan!

HeavenlyColor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a large paper-mache crown on top of the belltower at night. The maintenance people didn't want to risk taking it off (putting it up there was risky in itself) so it just kind of melted away over a couple of weeks due to exposure.

DrakeSucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I, with two other students was called into the office on our first day of school my senior year. Apparently I had garnered a reputation as quite the goofball among the staff. But I digress. Unfortunately, I was threatened, with these two other fellas, with expulsion, not walking, etc... if there was any senior prank. I suppose it was somewhat safe to say that I'd probably be involved, but I did feel quite profiled at the time. Anyway, unfortunately, we weren't able to have one. We chickened out admittedly.

zigg80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got to school early and all had a ball of yarn. Our commons has a bunch of pillars, and so do our outdoor hallways. We spent an hour completely winding up the commons and halls. All doors just let to a web of yarn. To get through the commons you had to crawl on the ground because the yarn was too thick to walk through. In addition we had a barbecue in the senior parking lot, and played music super loud. Some people brought barbie jeeps and then we all went to a 4 way stop where all the buses go through, we all walked around the 4 way and made a traffic backup about a mile long. Teachers were late to work and the cops were called but the cops showed up and said we were just crossing the street! Great day.

Kudos_Master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had an atrium with a pointed top to it and the graduating class managed to sneak up on top of it and planted a sex doll, legs wide open, on the point of the building. They had to leave it until it was taken away by the wind a week later because no one could get up there again. You could see this things for blocks

mrgnw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was simple but effective.

Only seniors and a few juniors could park in the main parking lot. The rest had to park around the school on the street.

The seniors all parked on the street.

Impatient underclassmen parked in the lot anyway and got ticketed.

Edit: clarified parking situation

c4lming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but a former year released three pigs into the school, labeled #1, #2 and #4.

The teachers went crazy trying to find the "missing" pig.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why did so many people post the exact same thing?

c4lming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol didn't see the other posts. Guess it's a pretty common prank

Osmodius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We came to school at about 2am and placed several thousand plastic forks on the school oval.

When we got to school in the morning, we all (obviously) pretended not to know how they got there.

Ended up spending quite a few hours cleaning them up, but it was relatively harmless and hilarious to us.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had two. The first was a water gun & water ballon fight INSIDE the school. I still have the water ballon that flew into my locker & didn't break...

The second was when, on the last day of school, a senior in my class releases THOUSANDS of crickets into the halls. Thousands. He got expelled and never graduated lol.

UniProcrastinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released three bushturkeys in the school, they all had numbers taped to their backs -- 1,2 and 4. We all got sent home early and from what I hear they spent a while looking for the elusive "missing" turkey.

DMercenary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled school classrooms with cups of water with feeder fish in em.

Course they got us back by wasting our goddamn time with some fucking PE BS.

None of the class was very happy about that.

touchrubfeels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took over 5000 bouncy balls and bounced them down all the stairwells between classes. An older teacher fell and it became a big deal.

alyssasaysso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At graduation everyone had pennies minted that year, when we shook hands with the principal we handed her the pennies. Eventually her hands were full, and by the time I crossed the stage she was just holding her hands out collecting pennies.

PlamenDrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class didn't have a senior prank, but the class before us put all of the school's soccer (football) goals on the roofs of the buildings. Every last one.

timecronus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to class and wasent a little shit

cruciverbalista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought a two-hundred-pound rock and got it planted in front of the school. Painted "CLASS '09 ROCKS" on it and all wore shirts with rock puns on them, dragged out a chalkboard with rock-related jokes, etc. It is never going to get moved off that campus. Pretty rad.

SunsetRoute1970 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't have a senior prank, as I was just trying to graduate by the skin of my teeth, but THIS GUY I KNOW, bought a Navy surplus life raft smoke signal grenade from the back of a science catalog that shall remain unnamed and brought it to school on the Last Day. Across the hall from the vice-principal's office ("Mr. Chromedome" --he was bald) were a bunch of empty lockers. (Nobody wanted to use them, as they were way too close to "The Office.") THIS GUY I KNOW asked to go use the bathroom fifteen minutes before the Last Bell, went to his locker, retrieved the smoke grenade, took it to the locker across from Chromedome's office, pulled the pin and locked it in the locker with a Master lock. Then the bell rang. As I was walking across the school's front lawn, I looked back and there was bright purple smoke coming out of EVERYWHERE. I looked at my buddy, and we both said, simultaneously, "THAT GUY WE KNOW!" And it was indeed, the work of that inveterate stink-bomber, zip gun manufacturer, school-lock-gluer, pipe bomb maker in Shop Class, Chemistry Class explosion-maker and motorcycle-rider-through-the-halls-wearing-a-ski-mask that we knew and admired so much. God bless ya, Jimbo, wherever you are.

cockgymboree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

First things first, we had about five vice principals (but no actual principal?) and they all forced us to get permission slips signed by our parents and turn them in at the door in order to come in and participate in the senior prank. From what I witnessed there (because I was not popular enough to get the sweet deets on the senior prank plan), the main idea of the prank was to cause congestion in the main hallway and stairs by piling garbage (mostly cardboard boxes) along the walls and putting cups of water on the stairs. Not very impressive in my opinion since there was still a clear path through the hall and stairs.

Also, we saran-wrapped copies of the senior prank permission slip to various structures but in hindsight, there was no point to that since we already got them signed. You can't stick it to the man when you have already complied with him.

But keep in mind that the stairs, main hallway, and the entry area were basically the only places we were allowed to place prank material, as the vice principals drilled it into our heads that were were not allowed in the classroom area, presumably just so we didn't damage classrooms or maybe just to limit the areas they would need to clean later.

The big issue came when supposedly one of my teachers they were going to fire that year decided their last hurrah would be giving some students their keys to the classroom area and kids got in and presumably wreaked havoc.

The vice principals flipped out and demanded that everyone clean up all the garbage and water cups. My squad and presumably everyone else who was quick enough grabbed all their more important friends to save them from the vice principals' wrath and peeled out of the parking lot to escape to the nearby Walmart apparently since we saw some of our classmates there.

TL;DR our senior prank was nowhere to be seen because we broke the vice principals' senior prank rules and all the underclassmen made fun of us for having a nonexistent prank.

Badgers418 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled a bunch of blow up dolls with helium and let them fly into the rafters in the gym where our pep assembly was about to take place. They were up there during the whole thing.

alixinwonderland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They painted the admin office bright pink one year. Definitely not the coolest on here but it was pretty funny.

Evill024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend went to another highschool near me and they planted an Orange tree in the middle of the football field.

The joke was that in the State of Florida, it's illegal to uproot an Orange tree without permits.

The school had to wait to get permits before they could get the tree off the field.

Minisquirrelturds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. I came here for some grade a shit.

Anyways, my dad's senior prank for the graduating class of 1974 tops all of this.

He successfully released 40,000 crickets into his school. He arranged for a fast food restaurant to donate 500+ cups and a bait and tackle shop to donate 40,000 crickets for a science project. He orchestrated all of the seniors before home room to pick up a cup of crickets off site. At the designated time of 10:00 am, every senior released his or her crickets. A couple of his friends got suspended and denied walking during graduation for the prank, but my father eloquently talked his way out.

On the flip side, my mother, graduating class of 1977 successfully placed a Volkswagen Beatle on top of the gym's roof. You can say my parents were made for each other.

tkinneyv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! Serious question! Where did your dad go to highschool? Whenever we bring up the subject of class pranks, my dad always talks about a class a few years ahead of him that released thousands of crickets into the school, which ultimately led to the school having to relocate because even after gassing the building more than once, the crickets were still there and reproducing. He also talked about them putting the Beatle on the school roof. My dad's class put tires all the way up the flag pole for one of their pranks.

Minisquirrelturds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:05 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Columbus GA

tkinneyv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:57 on February 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aah nvm. My dad was Indiana

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to a small private school in lieu of a prank we gave up the money we had saved for our Senior Trip to help keep the school open(though it was only enough for another year). About 10 years later I found out from one of the staff that it actually did turn out to be a prank as many of the teachers were aware of the impending closure and had found jobs, but after seeing our generous gift many gave up those positions. The sale of the school property also fell through, and nearly 20 years later is still owned by the board of directors of the school.

mleventy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened at my school a few years ago, some boys led a cow (we have a school agriculture plot) to the top floor of the Main Building which is 6 stories tall. Cows can go up stairs, but are very reluctant to go the other way due to the way their hips work. The rumour is that the boarders had steak later that week...

CptnPhoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took 4 lamb head and piked them in the school grass quad

NotoriousRetard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of boys we called the "chromagnus group" broke into the school in the dead of night and smashed all the windows on an entire wing then set a teachers car on fire. The worst part was the teacher was out of town at her only sons funeral who commited suicide and her house burned down earlier that year, she left her car at the school because she thought it would be safe there. My senior class really sucked ass....

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They took all of the benches from around the school and put them on top of the swim building. Boring, I know.

NinjaPigeon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we murdered the dean

hmd27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class took the speakers out of 5000 plus greetings cards, all of which played It's a Small World After All, and threw them inside of all the drop down ceiling tiles, air vents, and anywhere else they could fit them.

Luckily the batteries on those things die fairly quickly.

Yetiius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broke into school at night, releasing 3 sheep which had #1,#2,#4 spray painted on them. I'm sure they're looking for #3.

-BovineJoni- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TL;DR: My class had their wishes to go commando while wearing bedsheets taken away, and instead role played as prisoners. A couple guys a few years later managed to create a legit hang out spot in the ceiling, and a friend of mine fulfilled his dream of being Peter Pan.

My class didn't plan this as our senior prank, but during our spirit week, which consisted of different days during the week being assigned a certain theme which I can't completely remember but it was something like: Monday was college team day, Tuesday was hat day, Wednesday was decade day, Thursday was tacky day, and Friday was school spirit day. On Friday though, the seniors were always given a different privilege, which was toga day. Looking back at it, it wasn't that great of a privilege, but our class apparently took a lot of pride in that shit, that one day we'd be allowed to wear sheets to school or some bullshit.

Too bad that at that age, we were all horny as hell, and a bunch of the girls and guys were going on and on that they were planning on wearing their togas, and nothing else. The faculty caught wind of the plan, and it rustled their jimmies that a bunch of 17-18 year olds, weren't planning on wearing any jimmies of their own.

They cancelled our toga day, saying that anyone who wore one, would be suspended or worse. Our class didn't take too kindly to us being the first senior class in who knows how long to not participate in the tradition, so the idea of dressing like inmates instead got passed around as some sort of protest.

On Friday, about 150-200 of us showed up wearing orange inmate attire to express our displeasure. Most only wore an orange shirt with some sort of "Prisoner #42069" type of message, but others showed up in full on hand cuffs, ankle cuffs, chain gang, and ball and chain type get ups. Most of the faculty was not happy at all, but they didn't do anything about it. Though some of the teachers were actually proud of us for sticking up for something and not backing down, even though it wasn't for anything that was really that important.

A few years after I graduated, I heard of a guy(s), who managed to discover a way to get in to an area above the ceiling that had enough room, and enough support to function as a living room, if you will. They managed to sneak in a few chairs, a cooler, a tv, and a Nintendo Gamecube, and somehow were able to have this whole set up go on for several months before the secret made its way to the powers that be, who discovered it and ended it's existence.

My sophmore year, a guy I knew dressed as Peter Pan during tacky day, and ran around the school with a pouch of pennies, showering the hallways with them whenever he felt needed. Mind you, he was about 6'2" and weighed about 220 lbs, but somehow managed to find a skin tight Peter Pan costume that somewhat fit him, but was still a bit too small.

My favorite memory of it, was while we were sitting in study hall, which was held in an auditorium that could hold approximately 250 people. Just before the bell, he came running through the entrance and down the aisle, and made his way on stage, where he began to throw handfuls of pennies out onto everyone, while yelling that he stole from the rich and was giving to us poor. Didn't realize until then, that he had confused Peter Pan with Robin Hood as much as he did, but it's still one of those things I'll never forget.

so_inconsistant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tried to have a perfectly harmless pool party since our school had a brand new pool. We even did it at lunch so that no one had to ditch class. Everyone brought floaties and wore hawaiian shirts....and got suspended within five minutes for "breaking into the pool." Not sure why administration was such a hardass about it, it was quite out of character for our otherwise relaxed school. We're all beach-going SoCal natives so its not like there was a big drowning risk, especially since a decent number of students were lifeguards. :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me someone knows of that MTV Show where they would talk about their senior pranks. Always wanted emulate that but the fear of not graduating or getting legally destroyed was enough to steer away from a prank.

Freaky_Teeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't allowed. Senior pranks were banned three years prior thanks to some dipshit in my year chasing a senior into a bathroom with a banana in hand and getting popped in the snout as a result. It also might have had something to do with the guy who smeared dog food all over everyone's lockers, causing the already shitty locks to jam once the dog food dried up. Thank god I'm out of there.

defeatedbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrote the grad year into the hill across from the high school with hundreds of gallons of Roundup.

Was still there the next spring.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We moved our econ teacher's entire classroom outside to the courtyard and left only a old rusty bike in his classroom. He taught outside all day, which was pretty great until someone got stung by a bee.

ScottySkulla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Purchased 100 glass tube stink bombs, taped them in every hall door jam. Our hall doors would auto close if the fire alarm was pulled. All the seniors walked out for a day and one of my friends pulled the fire alarm and all the hall doors closed at the same time. Smelly for everyone else.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in the middle of it. I plan on making sure everyone thinks I'm the straitest person in the world before I tell em I'm bi. They r gonna flip.

timz45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We brought in a huge tarp, and each of the 20 or so of us brought in a bottle or vegetable oil, and we turned the "Senior Hallway" into a huge slip n slide. It was harmless fun.

AppleWare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class was lame because the Principal said no one would graduate if their was a class prank.

The best thing we did was when we chanted a teacher's name during the graduation ceremony. The teacher that gave a D, got a D which is why whe chanted. But, I don't consider this a class prank :/

APimpNamedNizram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school mascot was a horse and there was a large statue of it outside, a few friends got together and we decided to make that horse into a unicorn...with a dildo. We went early in the morning and climbed into the statue, (which was more difficult than anticipated) and caulked the dildo onto the statues forhead, and we got a few photos. While we were doing this someone drove by and called the police most likely telling them we were vandalizing the school. So we saw spotlights hit another building and dropped to the ground flat. We were all in black so after the spotlight went completely over and past us we all bolted and took different directions back to my house as I was the closest. Now my town is small and cops really don't have a lot to do. Just on my route back I snuck past 3 not including the one with the spotlight, my buddy got past 2 and the other passed by 2 on his way. We all made it back without getting caught, but they saw the dildo and were able to get it off before school started that day. We only told a handfull of people and I heard nothing of it from my class but a few years later another friends sister was a freshmen at that school and somehow kids knew about it happening.

Tl;DR dildos make for great unicorns

shenghar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just a part of one done at my school but there was a French teacher that nobody liked who also disliked German with a passion so they scrawled a bunch of German all over the board in her classroom and at the top wrote "ARBEIT MACHT FREI". One of my buddies was convinced it was a coincidence but we all reasoned that no one makes a holocaust reference by accident.

th1341 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The entire school put on clown noses during graduation

Dipftl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We welded a VW bug's body around the school flag pull. Pretty great if you ask me

mothflavour2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to school in Canada, took down the flag from the flagpole in front of the school, replaced it with a flag that had a pot leaf on it instead of a maple leaf. Took the principal two weeks to notice it. The flag was right outside my chemistry teacher's window, so he noticed right away but didn't say anything since he thought it was hilarious.

PNW_EMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one but the class before us forked our principals lawn.

sweetapples17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I collected thousands of napkins from the cafeteria and threw them off the top of the 3.5 story building, so that it rained napkins all over the front lawn. Little did they know that the real prank was that I would be shirtless picking all the napkins up for the next 2 hours.

SmiteVVhirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors got out on the wednesday before school. So we didn't have school thursday/friday like the others. The staff allowed us to camp out in the large commons areas where we did whatever. We did have to leave at like 6 pm but were allowed back at 6 am to start the next day. Most stayed for the whole day just to mess with the kids. The only "rule" was not to come into classsrooms and bug non-seniors.

achibon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planted the state flower on the infield of the baseball stadium in the shape of the numbers 06. Because it is the state flower, it can't be removed or damaged. It's still there 10 years later.

zeus_apollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well this actually happened last May but anyways, we seniors didn't have very many great ideas due to the fact we weren't really the creative type at all, so we settled on the wonderful idea of camping on the school football field. A perfectly harmless idea enough that our school principal gave the OK to do so. The camping started around 7:00pm, and everything was wonderful and happy. Fast forward to 11:00pm and everything went bat shit crazy. Half people who came were either fucking, drinking or getting crazy high on cocaine in the tents. And to top that off, we ended up vandalizing our school. And it was bad, lube all over the doors, flipped giant trashcans over, spray painted windows, and drawed so many penises. Hell, even the Chinese foreign exchange students broke into the printing room and printed endless copies of their ass cheeks... Summary: all in all what seemed like such an innocent thing somehow turned into a sex and drug fueled night of complete anarchy. BTW, we also threw a sink on the roof.

Freaky_Teeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my school, but there was this one guy in the city I live near to who put the school he went to on Gumtree (basically an Australian version of eBay) for $50.

Gpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im late as fuck to the game, but this was funny at the time. Also it was a super dick move, as many immature pranks are.

I froze 2 dozen barbasol shaving cream cans upside down, and used a very sharp knife to puncture the top of them. As the shaving creme thawed the gas in the can would depressurize and cause most of the cans contents to spew out as shaving cream.

So I ditched them in random stuff into the garbage cans and most of them left garbage laden cream all over the floors. Most of the cans had nothing that bad in them, just papers and random bottles and such. However the ones by the lunchroom and teachers lounge left horrible stains on the tile.

Wouldn't recommend, but at the time it was hilarious.

IgnoreMyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planted sporks on a big patch of grass in the middle of school. My friend and his buddies, who did a separate but honestly, equally lame prank, got in trouble for both. Sporks done by the mostly-Asian study body, prank 2 done by 2 Mexicans in student body and their friends. Mexicans ended up cleaning the entire school and setting up the chairs and stage for graduation.

Lame shit all around.

DeadlyWithAMap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hanged a mannequin from the rafters in the theater.

crahind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior pranks are practucally done in modern high school because of cameras and alarms. Pretty sad if you ask me.

Shamus03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of us pooled together to buy around 70,000 live ladybugs on amazon (about $200 total, around $5-10 for each of us to pay), distributed them in baggies before class, and let them loose at a planned time.

Hey_sytimcs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of kids released some chickens that went berserk running across the school. If you've never tried catching a chicken, you should. To make things worse, they labeled the chickens 1,2,3,4,6 so the staff was endlessly searching for number 5. This is how the Legend of Chicken Five came to be in my school.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and 3 of my friends broke into our most hated teacher's class while she was at lunch and flipped everything upside down. EVERY THING. Every desk(even hers), every table, the tv, the fake plants, the motivational posters and even the chalk board. After we got done we left school, got high and laughed about it all day. Good times.

MeatyDeathstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of our favorite teachers owned an old Beatle and it had broken down in the parking lot. It sort of became a memorial of sorts for the school, there's his Beatle. It had been there since my freshman year. Anyways, we decided to take it apart and reassemble it next to the skylight in the gym. It took nearly the entire day for people to notice it had gone missing and was actually on the roof of the school. They actually left it up there until summer school had started.

guntbutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We just threw all our papers off the balcony and covered the entire school in like a half inch deep pile of paler. Nothing special. But two years after was the class that brought all their dogs to school. You might have seen the video on facebook.

TT_CUA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one. We had an agreement with the school administration that we wouldn't have a prank or skip day in return for not having to take finals. I thought it was worth it.

MrSirManDudeGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let 3 pigs loose in the school and numbered them 1, 2, and 4.

Miaoshan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled our band director's office floor to ceiling with balloons. As it turned out he had a handheld mini blowtorch thingie.

He had a good afternoon.

mattmonkey24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my school year, but this happened at my school in 1977

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/West_High_Class_of_1977's_prank.jpg

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, I'm so late to this but I still think our prank was better.

We tried to one-up the class from two years ahead that released thousands of bouncy balls into the hallways. So we released a couple dozen chickens.

LoLShadez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple years above me hired a mariachi band to follow our principle around all day. He actually loved it and walked around going into every class and having them play something for us lol

BloodyCleaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tl;dr we made a waterslide down the hallway.

So my school did this "clap out" thing, where on the last day the seniors would walk the halls of the school and the underclassmen would applaud them. So my buddies and I decided to use this as the perfect opportunity for a prank. So, we bought several of those big like 50 - packs of plastic water bottles from Walmart, baby soap and a roll of plastic sheeting. We distributed the waters to about half of the seniors and when we got to the last stretch of hallway, we unrolled the plastic sheeting and emptied the water bottles onto it, followed by the soap and slid down it. People were "surfing" it, spinning down it on their back or classic slip-n-sliding their way down the hall to the exit. Then we all just continued out of the building, feeling smug and accomplished. It was a blast.

je_suis_spoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late post, but a few years ago the seniors threw a matress into a pool and filled another with dynamic lifter (i.e made the pool purple)

... we no longer have senior pranks

Teoshen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ziptied the lockers.

Made a cup pyramid in the principal's office. The cups were filled with water so it was time consuming for it to get taken down.

Wrapped the administration office stuff with aluminum foil.

Blocked all the entrances and exits with hay bales.

My friends and I had no part in it, we thought that senior pranks were dumb, and these were. Was just annoying.

Zaboomafood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We drove around and collected every election sign from every learn and Boulevard within 5 miles and set the up outside the school. Pretty tame prank, but damn it was nice not seeing those damn signs for the next month.

following_eyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't part of it, but someone painted the parking lot guard's shack pink. Parts of it our still pink to this day. I graduated over 10 years ago.

Coneyestates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few buddies and myself bought one of those 100x8 foot plastic drop cloths and cut our highschool name into it. The plan was to go to a rival highschool and use it as a stencil so we could spray grass killer and burn our name into their football field. I ended up dropping out and going to college the second semester of my senior year so never actually happened. Would have been freaking awesome when the whole school saw Eldorado 100 feet long burned into their grass for at least 6 months.

roberttylerlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class after I graduated didn't have one so a kid cut off the head and legs of a cow he found on the side of the road. He put the head on the basketball hoop and the legs in various bathrooms. This was in connecticut

mkushner1204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't our senior prank but legendary senior class got a hold of the school letterhead and the directory of all of the freshman class home addresses. They sent out fake letters to all of the parents saying that their children were tested positive after a herpes outbreak epidemic. Great stuff

DangerousAlcoholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Three piglets, painted on their backs 1,2,4; released into the hallways at lunch in different parts of the building. All seniors left for the day after this point. No one ever found one of them.

usoWVqUcNE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stuck 19000 plastic forks in the school's football field.

DarwinianMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had one of those "drunk driving" totaled cars out in front of the school to discourage kids from drinking at prom. Me and like 30 other guys snuck onto the school grounds at 2 AM on a Sunday and leaned the car on its side up against the school building covering the front doors.

Smump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We dug GRAD 2015 into the front lawn and filled it with concrete, released 1000 crickets into the school, and some ass hole shit in the microwave.

MrAlwaysIncorrect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it was utter chaos. Notable elements: art class erected a 2-storey high full colour dick in front of the school; an equally tall pyramid of chairs, and a pile of dozens of doors unscrewed from their hinges collected from all over the school; a Mini (the car) dismantled, carried up the stairs and reassembled on the roof of a 3 storey building.; buildings filled with rotten egg gas. It was a big rough school and it all got a bit out of hand.

jpatt43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a chemistry teacher who everyone hated. So we bought an old car, took out the engine so it would be lighter and then put it in the middle of his classroom. On the second floor. Only later did we find out he had lab that day.

proteinMeMore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not involved.. and happens often

either one of these two:

A) Since school is on a hill. One side of traffic needs to go up said hill to access one side of the student/staff parking. What did the seniors do? well they ran oil down the hill. If I remember correctly this cost the school 60k to cleanup.

B) glue all the doors to classrooms, in the hopes of cancelling class since teacher isn't in the room within 20 min. I dont believe that is true regardless.

this was at sunny hills high school fullerton,ca.

Notoriousbmg7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a couple of jackass seniors throw a maltav cocktail through the guard shack door late at night and burn it down. Unfortunately for him, he happened to set himself on fire in the process and go to the emergency room.

Needless to say, he didn't walk at graduation and everyone thought he was a moron.

lasermoustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had a janitor that was an asshole to many students who didn't necessarily deserve it. I removed a bolt from an unused locker, filled it with awful dollar-store canned meat and anything else perishable I could get my hands on, then put a lock on it. The bottom of the locker was filled with a combination of olives, clams and yogurt. There was a raw chicken jammed on a coat hook. Liver paste, canned fish, eggs, and spam. All of these things marinated for about two months, until the smell became so rancid and unbearable that someone had to sniff out the source, then bust the locker open. I'll never forget my friends telling me "they're breaking into your meat locker!!" I ran to the locker, saw the janitor set down his bolt cutters, and open up the locker. He immediately doubled over, gagging and heaving. I guess it was worth it?

Budde22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

30 of us went onto a municipal golf course at night and took thousands of golf balls out of a few strategic hazards. Totaled up to 21 5 gallon bucket fulls.

We smuggled the balls in backpacks and over passing time between classes, dumped all of them, at once, into the main "quad" area of the school. Chaos ensued. It was incredible. Last I heard the school sold the balls the detention serving kids picked up after the fire alarms went off.

29 suspensions (one girl compiled a list of who was in on the prank as to not hurt her record- Rachel you twat) and a lifetime of mostly harmless memories!

jermo537 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was a dipshit and decided to pull the fire alarm. Yeah it was a small stupid funny idea, until it came the time to do it. Decided that I would do it last period, which was after lunch. Well i got back to school late from lunch and the only alarm i found to pull was right outside the class i needed to go to. Said fuck it, pulled it and tried to push the handle back into place but it got stuck pulled out. So i hit it a few times trying to get the handle to go back into place so people wouldn't see where it was pulled, i failed. I kind of panicked, walked into class like hmm a fire drill thatโ€™s weird!?!? Everybody in the whole high school had to exit their rooms and go outside of the buildings they were in (typical fire alarm drill). As we were standing outside my teacher said to me i heard some banging on the wall, i hope you didnโ€™t pull that fire alarm. I said no I just got back from lunch...Well the teacher told the principal and I get called into the principalโ€™s office. Got grilled for over an hour, telling me we know you did it blah blah. Finally I was just so sick of sitting there I was like yeah I did, can I go home nowโ€ฆ.NOPE! Got shipped off to jail for a night. Had to pay a fine and had to do community service at my school which ended up me having to help the staff setup for graduation. Good times!

CheshyreCat91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class did yoga in the auditorium. I did not get how it was a prank but I went along with it anyway.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class had like 25 people each with a tub full of bouncy balls and they threw them down hallways during lunch and there was like 10,000 bouncy balls bouncing around being kicked, and my friend got hit in the face by one and she didn't even know it because her mouth was numbed up after getting a bunch of cavities filled

jared_number_two ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two students gave the morning announcements on the TV every morning. These guys where the cool kids but class clowns. Mega popular and usually hilarious while doing the announcements. Near the end of their senior year, they closed out the announcements saying, "and finally, today's question of the day is: what is a satchmo?" This was before Urban Dictionary so most people were thinking, "I don't know what that is but I can't believe they said that." Principal was not happy.

MetallicYoshi64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually getting to graduate.

McWave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not graduating, surprise mom and dad. Good one right? mom..... dad.....fuck!

DeodorantCantFixUgly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Started out as a prank. Alcohol got involved. We got arrested and almost denied graduation. Most of us not able to walk for the ceremony.

OrangesInPyjamas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We let the zodiac killer run loose in our school. I'm not kidding.

LosBoyos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all pitched tents in the campus quad and partied until the custodians came and called the administrators. Nobody started packing up until 8:30 a.m.

There was a senior prank my junior year where the students through mattresses into the pool and the school had to get cranes to pull them out because they were so heavy. That same year, seniors smeared vaseline onto all the railings and the locks on all the lockers. Some kids even coated parts of the sidewalk in the school. It was ridiculous.

Edit: Oh and last year, when my sister graduated, some kids chainsawed some of the trees down in the quad. Kids are out of hand nowadays.

deezy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our last day of school we hid instruments near our classrooms. Bassdrums, saxes, trumbones, a couple snares. We had a tradition of banging on the lockers and playing the hey song while singing along on friday when the bell rang. Da da da daaaaah daaaah. You get it... There would be random yells of "alcohol!" It was mild caos. The teachers hated this shit. So our last day of senior year at the end of the day when the bell rang we grabbed the hidden instruments and started blasting the hey song.... the entire grade came to the senior hallway and sang and banged the hey song on the lockers until the doors were bouncing open. Teachers came out and just crossed their arms smiled. But eventually chased us around a bit yelling to stop.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my sister's old high school the seniors put the principals truck on the roof and glued all lunch tables to the ground upside down. Don't know how they got the truck up there, impressive though

jph1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Seniors my freshman year got access to the Master Key for all the lockers in the school. Walk in on Monday and you couldn't open your locker. Your lock was on someone else's locker. Dean of Students, an ex-marine, was not happy that morning.

ugoff85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I made every iMac in every lab and classroom that was powered on laugh every 15 minutes. I also set the volume to max every 14 minutes 59 seconds...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but my grandfather. He and his auto shop buddies dismantled a car, carried it into the auditorium piece by piece and reassembled it on the stage.

Murder_Boners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were told if we did a senior prank we would be expelled and would not graduate.

Our principal was a grade A cunt.

Hertyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do a whole lot, but we did photobomb the senior high national honor society photo. The journalism teacher threw a fit and tried getting us kicked out of NHS, but I was pretty good friends with the principal and he let us all go with a 50 minute detention. I have the pic if anyone is interested

alfalfasprouts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put traffic lanes in all the hallways , including signage.

RareGeometry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"If any of you so much as think of doing a senior prank you will be immediately expelled, yes, without graduation." - private school

mlk960 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We referred to freshmen as 'fish' like many others. So, for our Senior band prank we bought 40 lbs of stale, rotting fish from the grocery store. Then, we strewed it about the trees surrounding the marching field. It was quite the welcome for the new freshmen and left a lingering, obnoxious smell.

-aurelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was back in '92, at an exclusive New England prep school. We pranked the headmaster, Mr. Trask. Got him good, too. What we did was .. oh wait.

DiableLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but my friends school. They brought a cow into the building and brought it to the top floor. Well because of the way cows knees work they can go up stairs and not downstairs. They had to cut a hole in the roof of the school and use a crane to get the cow out.

TradersLuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior felonies: Our mascot was the eagle. So the seniors spray painted a "B" on the home end zone, right before "Eagles". We also sporked the practice football field. 2,000 sporks strong, it looked like a teeny, tiny military graveyard.

RevEngineer_11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid alarm clocks in the floors, ceilings, lockers, hollowed-out books, cabinets, etc, all set for different times throughout the day.

Voidfaller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The columbine class of 99' :)

BigSteffen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior-year, but at my school.

It was kind of a tradition, that each year the prank was basically just a bunch of seniors, throwing water-filled-balloons at each other and on the school, on the outside of the building. This was always pretty fun, didn't hurt anyone and didn't destroy something.

One year our principle, who seemed to be someone who hadn't had fun once in hid life, decided to forbid this and disabled the tabs in the whole school, such that no one would make any waterbombs. Since some of the seniors where in the voluntary fire-brigade, they managed to organize a multiple-thousand-litre watertank and had it planted in front of the school, including hoses to use it.

It was a giant mess.

Everyone was soaked in water, the little garden in front of the school basically swam away, and the earth of it was everywhere inside and outside of the building.

The year after, waterbombs where allowed again :)

IAmMattK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had to get clearance from our principal and police officer and our student officers were not the craziest of kids, so we ended up bringing a petting zoo with a couple of animals near the front of the building. I know, crazy prank huh

Suppiewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my brother's(much more interesting than mine anyway) They cut down all of the trees in the quad and burned in 08 in the grass. It costed the school almost $50,000 and they almost lost their prom and grad night. Worst Senior Prank ever.

mynameisolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually made a leavers video of our last few days of our school (Guildford grammar..I.e.heath ledgers old school) and me and some friends ended up taping a yr 10 to a tree, I was almost about to show the video to the entire leaving class who had been gathered in our music hall, at one stage, but thankfully, the video didn't work....the opening scene is a guy taped to a tree. The thing is, the vice principal was up on stage talking to everyone about behaving yourselves during the final moments at this prestigious school, and for whatever reason turned full Nazi on us and said, if i ever find who taped that boy to that tree will be expelled, mind you, this is before exams, so ev everyone was on the edge of their seat. The guy working the laptop that was hooked up to the projector leans over to me and says " I finally got it to work, do we play it?" ....I just said no, hell no!, i will make some copies and give it to everyone personally. I got the video somewhere if anyone wants to view it?

KyleCleave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice try Principle O'Malley!

CrayonOfDoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We disassembled a VW bug and reassembled it in his office.

We also turned the glass entrance to the library into a fish tank.

Rush224 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of my classmates hired a hobo to streak through the hallway....made it onto the Colbert Report

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had moved to a small hick town during my senior year, and I didn't know anybody at school. I remember one day getting off the bus and seeing a crowd of people beside the school. Turns out the senior class dug a hole in the soccer field and dropped our principals car in it.

Jcraighead07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled the water cooler with gold fish from the bio lab, filled the principal's office with balloon's. And spread a rumor about senior ditch day then all showed up early dressed in business ware.

27 people in my graduating class so we were ALL able to coordinate.

redditorrrrrrrrrrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was fucking stupid.

A few kids went to home Depot and bought a shit load of easy mix concrete then decided to pour the concrete in front of all the doors to the school.

That's not funny, it is just a huge fucking code violation and could get someone hurt.

The best part? They used credit cards in our own town to buy all the stuff. I think there were 2 or 3 involved, but they all got expelled and couldn't graduate.

thekarmabum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Straight up vandalism, I didn't take part but there was a motlov cocktail and a parking security booth involved. No one was hurt, just vandalism.

aliensheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My homeroom kept on talking about doing a senior prank all the way up to our graduation walk. After that point, it would have been tresspassing and destruction of property.

Novalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a logo in our football field of our school's symbol, a Spartan head.

..... We covered the Spartan head with thousands of disposal forks.

It was great.

rbohlig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a terrible security guard who everyone hated (including the other security guards). He was in charge of "booting" people's cars who were parked in the wrong lot or didn't have a proper pass displayed, among other duties that he let go to his fat balding head.

I decided to buy a boot on eBay for about $120. Some of the other security guards helped me find out what car he drove and his license plate. Then one of them acted as a lookout on one of the senior class' last days. We got let out early and I immediately went to the staff parking lot, found his car, and booted it. I even left a parody "warning" sticker on the windshield instructing him that he had been booted for being a huge douschebag and finished it with "We'd say call a friend for a ride, but that may be a tall order."

Turns out it took him 5 hours to get off his car with a plasma cutter. He thought the culprit was another one of my friends who frequently got into trouble.

rdsiler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During our last day of finals senior year, we had a huge kegger in our senior patio but used root beers instead of real beers. We had people doing keg stands, shotgunning, flip cup, beer pong, everything. We even got our 85 year old priest to play rootbeer pong with us. Administration wasn't happy but we didn't really do anything too badly

RudimousMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a quite a prank, but my Catholic school in Oregon had a strict "no cap throwing policy" so there developed a tradition where everyone would sneak blow up toys (beach balls, pool floaties, etc.) under their robes to graduation. Throughout the ceremony everyone would blow them up underneath their robes and then instead of throwing caps, everyone threw up these floaties... A harmless act of rebellion, and fun to see who could bring the biggest.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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agreene24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a bridge that connected the two buildings, and we made a slip and slide.

ithrewakidinthewell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year group a few above us pulled a few pranks that day. They did two of them simultaneously. We were having a maths week thing, y'know, where they say 'maths is fun because you can do this shit with it' and everyone had to go onto an astroturf oval for some reason. This oval is known for having extremely high fences, so when everyone got on it (around 1200 people) they padlocked the gates shut. While they did this, they released 3 pigs; one with the number 1 on it, one with the number 2, and one with the number 4. They were caught pretty easily, but all the teachers were freaking out, trying to find pig number 3. Later on in the day, they would run around to the classrooms of siblings in year 12, and snatch them (literally. They would run in, grab them, and run out). Then they would Duct Tape, Zip Tie, or GladWrap them to a pole. The next day, everyone came in to school to find honey all over the handrails, and one maths room completely covered in fire extinguisher foam. They were an extreme year group.

tomthebomb471 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unleashed mice in our school. Was featured on that MTV prank show.

OrgasmicPoonSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class made a giant cardboard cutout of a penis and blew up the face of our principal like a fathead and put them in a certain oral position on a wall in the main courtyard of our school. It only stayed up for 2 hours but it was glorious.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Told them I was going to college.

HuggingTheJellyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine (because my school was lame) but a friend told me his senior prank. It was really cool one. On the night that the seniors stopped going to school, they went and spread some kind of chemical on the un-grown football field. The chemicals were poured so that they'd spell out Class of insert year here. Summer comes, the grass was planted, and when it comes up sometime near the beginning of school, the message shows up. It was too late to punish any of them. They were long gone.

kingr8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have read a lot of comments here, this one is actually good.

Bubbajimmy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some guy at my friends school planted bamboo on school grounds. It's still growing to this day.

connurp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school we all set up a time of the day and at that exact time every senior ran out of class and jumped into the pool The rally chairs had go pros on. Was pretty cool. But a couple years before me the seniors all glued pennies to every keyhole on campus. Thought that was pretty funny.

Jlmason83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We disassembled and reassembled an old VW Bug in a small courtyard by carrying all the parts over the roof. They had no clue how to remove it so it stayed there for weeks.

SuperbCrawdad2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unoriginal I guess but we filled a couple hundred or so (I didn't count) small little Dixie Cups with water and meticulously covered every single stair well in the school with them them.

QuadraticEurasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropping out and getting my GED. You should have seen the look on their faces when I just wasn't around to beat up anymore.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We probably won't ever do this. We would have dressed up as Ww2 American soldiers and all piled in some vans. We would have nerf rifles and stuff. When we get to the school parking lot, we would have the back doors of the vans facing the school. They would fling open, and we would charge out like the vans are landing craft.

Maybe we would have some students dressed as German troops and fire nerf Machine guns at us as we exit the vans/landing craft. Enact a little battle before school starts.

So basically reenact Omaha Beach with nerf guns and teenagers.

internetmexican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some asian kids (the gangster wannabe ones) decided it would be hilarious if they cut down the school's trees and sprayed graffiti.

it wasn't, and our school offered like $5000 for whoever would turn them in, I was trying to find out who they were for the longest time.

gobosox34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our secretary granted us access to our principals office. After getting 20 giant rolls of tin foil from the kitchen, we wrapped everything in his office completely with tin foil. Even all of his pencils/pens were wrapped.

pumpykin_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We gathered around in the commons area, and we played beer pong against the principal (With water of course) and he ended up winning.

boiling_tunic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my prank but I was present for its effects. They had taped a whole load of anchovies to the underside of the big desk on the stage in the assembly hall. They didn't begin to smell bad until a few days later at least. Then they really started to smell. I can distinctly remember the drama teacher's scrunched up face as he hunted for the source of the fumes.

There were other good "classic"pranks too such as hijacking the skeletal models from the Bio labs and waving them outside the window of classes in session as well as smoke & stink bombs in hallways and classrooms. The stinkbombs were somewhat harrowing though I have to say; not a lot of fun for those near the point of impact.

Bright_Size ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were all given note cards to write compliments on to our principal and then we dumped them on him. This wasn't something that staff arranged, the students arranged it. I dunno, whatever. The principal said he read them all and was happy about it, so I don't think there were any (or at least many) nasty comments.

horyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to college.

Angels_of_Enoch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While all the 'winners' we're at prom, us 'losers' were outside throwing expired lunch meat on their cars.

When I look back at my life and the lives of those affected by my crimes, I can sincerely say that THEY were the ones who never went anywhere with their lives.

jpmac098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school's prank was pretty crap. One year everyone rode bikes and skate boards to school. This actually made administration very mad and they ended up banning people from the graduation ceremony who showed up on bikes and skateboards (the ones who actually rode them on campus anyway.)

Another year they did this stupid thing where people would randomly lay down and blast music on a boom box in the middle of the school grounds at random times of the day.

mgodseydesign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Short story: A group of valedictorians and yearbook/newspaper editors stole every rolling chair in the building, ransoming them for a fee. Teachers had to pay to get chairs back and the money went to the senior fund. I'm weirdly proud of the detailed level of planning and effort that went into pulling it off!

Long story: A group of us (mostly Newspaper/Yearbook editors) had already started planning a prank when we were told they would be banned this year; anyone participating would be punished and potentially arrested.

Immediately after the announcement, a few of us went to the principal and asked for permission. We shared our plan and he told us to go ahead. The only condition (which we proposed) was that we'd need supervision from the janitors during the prank.

Being editors, we were regularly at school until 8 or 9 at night to meet deadlines. One night when both newspaper and yearbook had a deadline, we executed our plan. We knew the janitor of our hallway well since he usually cleaned our room while we were in it, and he got the other 4 janitors to join in while they worked.

After all of the teachers had gone home, the janitors let us into every classroom, stood in the door as we went to work, and locked up after we left. We stole every rolling chair and couch from the entire school and brought them to the gym, leaving a ransom note behind.

The next morning, teachers arrived at school to find that each chair would cost a certain amount to retrieve. We stationed 2-3 students (whoever had open periods) in the gym from zero period through lunch to exchange the ransom for chairs, then returned any that were unclaimed afterwards (being nerds, we kept track of exactly where each chair belonged). Some rooms had 30+ chairs, so we gave those teachers an option to pay less. Most of them were down with paying for all of the chairs. The money we raised went towards our senior fund.

Overall, it was kind of impressive how much a bunch of honor students can be allowed to do immediately after being threatened with arrest. It was also impressive seeing our super nerdy, super detailed plans get figured out and then executed.

thardoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were ballsy enough to do our prank during the graduation ceremony. Although it was relatively tame.

They would call a name, you'd walk up take your diploma shake the principals hand and leave, we gave every student in our graduation class a marble. Every time we shook his hand we gave him a marble, by the end all his pockets were stuffed and a couple fell out while he was still shaking hands.

Kgbeast1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The prank was getting expelled if you tried a senior prank

kainsleed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we organized an international peace day and told everybody to wear all white. Then all the seniors got up really early and filled up water balloons and water guns and blocked all the doors as kids tried to get into school. Since they were all soaked, you could see completely through their clothes. We couldn't have our senior movie night, but it was totally worth it because almost every kid had to go back home to change.

KarthusWins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of the popular students threw a mattress into the swimming pool and dyed the water dark blue. The administrators had to bring a crane in to fish it out.

RosieWon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school, there is a giant boulder in front of the administration building and it is a tradition for the members of the student government to paint the rock with something different each year. So for our senior prank, a bunch of guys snuck onto the campus in the middle of the night, dug a giant hole in front of the boulder, and pushed it in. So ultimately the school needed to hire some sort of crane to lift the boulder back out of the pit. Kinda lame on paper but it was absolutely hilarious to everybody at the time.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't miss a day of school and made straight A's. Bitches didn't see that coming.

WoundedDonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So I went to an incredibly redneck high school. One day, we all come to school to find out that a group of the rednecks went out, shot 3 deer, gutted them, and ran their carcasses up the flag pole with their innards hanging out and everything. Might I say... It was quite the spectacle.

Actionjack7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did stuff all year long. During the fall, we went out the night before a football pep rally and caught ducks at a local pond. We let them go during the pep rally that was indoors before school started. Faculty spent half the day trying to catch 5-6 ducks flying around the halls.

bulbousnveiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We caught three carp and put them in vents around the commons, study hall, and the library. It was BAD! It took about a week before things got real nasty but didn't take long for admin to figure it out. The stank lingered for at least a month because they had to change out the HVAC filters. The smell pretty much traveled throughout the whole school. Not so much a senior prank, more a couple punk ass kids who got work leave being assholes...

hyphdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class that graduated ahead of mine tied a goat to a pole in the middle of the campus and splattered washable paint on the cement all around the school. One of the guys that participated in this posted a picture on Instagram the night the seniors met up to do this which pretty much sold them all out. Sucks2suck

Maggiethecatruler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When we received our diplomas we took the paper in one hand and shook the principles hand with the other. We all had plastic toy soldiers in the hand we shook with so the principle had to just accept it and put it in his pocket, which was overflowing by the time we were all done. He even thanked us for the gifts for his grandkids

Jmanalang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On our last day of exams, our whole class planned to prank our class adviser. We even got our guidance counselor and exam proctor in on the joke. One dude acted that he was caught cheating during our exams. Our class adviser was called and his face looked terrified. My classmate was screaming "IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU JERK" over and over at my other classmate. My class adviser didn't know what to do then our exam proctor approached him and gave him a note and told him that was the "cheat sheet" that my classmate used. He opened the note and it was filled with a bunch of thank you's written earlier by our whole class. His expression quickly changed from a big frown to the biggest smile we've ever seen him have.

It was pretty neat.

Tripleator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I drove 20 golf carts from the local golf course and parked them in front of the school doors. You couldn't get in the front doors until the afternoon, when they moved them all. Wasn't too crazy, but wow it was fun driving those carts in the middle of the night through the town.

HumanBroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put Duct-tape on a can of axe body spray so that the button is continuously being pushed. Now, multiply this by 30 and unleash the horrid chocolate axe scent in various classrooms.

Josh_Master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sigh My senior prank was dreadful.

In my school there were two popular students, both having the same name. Guy #1 was about as cliche as a high school jock can get (Star player on the football team, everyone loves 'em, etc.) Guy #2 was black, and he was about as cliche as a black guy in high school could be. Apparently there was this running gag I didn't know about until now...

So one day, out of nowhere, I see my entire class dressed up in silly costumes and fancy outfits. In a horde they all walked outside in the misty morning around the outside of the school. During this time, I went into the horde and gathered some information. We asked some students for their thoughts on the matter:

"I have no idea!" - Emo kid

"You didn't know? [SPOILERS]" - The other loser kid who isn't me

After their little parade, we all ended up at center the tennis courts, and everyone formed two crowds behind the net. Then, I kid you not, Both guys decked out in full tuxedos gather face to face at the other side of the net, joined with some chick cosplaying as the pope, a couple violinists to the sideline, and the principals in the back. At this point, I was fucking disappointed with what this was:

Our senior prank was a mock gay-interracial marriage between two guys and an inside joke.

Afterwards they all dicked around and played shitty music in the parking lot. They almost brought a food truck as well, but the principals stopped it from coming. I swear, the principals and security were disappointed with it too. The entire time, they all has this "Ugh, This is what you come up with?" look on their face. It also didn't help the students' cases by disrupting classes on the second floor.

EDIT: Formatting.

fazl13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kid in my class threw few mattresses into our rival schools pool and it absorbed almost all the water

TheBensonBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ive HEARD this one... My senior year is next year...

The school I used to go to had some ponds that were big enough to house bull frogs, and a senior got lots of help catching the frogs, and letting them loose after school in classrooms. I forget the end result of it all, but it was one of the most hilarious things Ive ever heard.

becausecause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a person from our class coordinate with someone else at a neighboring high school. A Facebook group was set up with both senior classes and matched two people together. The day of the prank, the entire senior classes switched schools.

SkUnKzZ66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A school local to us had the seniors paint numbers on 3 pigs (1, 3 and 4) and put them in silly places (one on the roof of a building and one in the gym, other one just ran free outside). Best part was the authorities spent all day looking for the 4th one, which was supposed to be labeled 2. Little did they know it didn't exist and it was just a clever ploy.

aterrorcatsandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

None. We were forbidden with risk of expulsion because the preceding year had been so creative and glued the locks. Those dumbasses were the early 2000's equivalent to IT'S A PRANK, BRO!

giraffefood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do a prank. Instead our graduating class went to go donate blood together. I live in Canada btw.

Almonds91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a cow on the 3rd floor.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Cows got no down genes." --The first Hill Street Blues episode

comicsnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The main entrance to our school was a revolving door. We figured out how to dismantle it and rebuild it. We took the principal's car, lifted it over the fence, dismantled the revolving door, put the car in the main hall and rebuild the door within 15 minutes and before the super found out what was happening.

Fortunately, the principal was driving a small car (a Daf)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn you kids are pussies these days. We stole a 2 story plaster Panther, drove it 30 miles to the school and cemented it to the front steps. The class 2 years before us nailed every lunch table to the roof and stacked them pyramid style.

Shmeh-Shmeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So our school was a grammar school out in the countryside. Used to be a convent for girls ages ago. But whatever.

So many of the smart country kids got good enough grades to enroll, this pissed off the posh wank staff and students, and they constantly degraded and we're total hardasses on the country kids, with a few exveptions.

My fellow country kids and I decided to make a prank to end all pranks in this school, and royally piss off anyone who thought themselves better than us because of where we lived.

So on the final week of school, 3 separate households sons brought in an animal or 2 for a fun prank. One kid took it a bit too far.

He didn't show up on the Tuesday, and we expected him to show up late with a cow or pig let loose around the school. NOPE! About halfway through the day the PA comes on "please do not approach any of the farm animals. The issue is being dealt with" my friends amd I look outside to see about half this kids farms worth of livestock casually meandering through the school. Probably about 150-200 head of cattle and pigs and sheep.

The kid even got his little brothers to hook every last entrance into the school buildings open and the animals just wandered right in.

Took a very angry phonecall to his parents to get the father down, (which took almost until the end of the school day) when he rounded up all the animals and walked them home.

School stank of shit for the next week, teachers chairs ruined. Literal shit and piss everywhere, posh kids and teachers vomiting and heaving at this. Farm kids laughing.

Tldr. Kid let's loose not 1 cow, but many cow in school of posh fuckers. Lols were had

MixedMartialFartist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overnight, we pushed the school so far away that by the time the Principal and teachers came in for work, the school was already long gone.

Grizzles_the_Hott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gathered years old unhatched goose eggs from sanctuary island and smashed them in every corner and behind all the doors, bathrooms too. Worst thing you've ever smelled. Intentionally inhaled fumes and puked in hallway. Went to nurses office and got sent home from school

LordSwogsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, but many before me, our seniors put clear maple syrup on all the hand rails, toilet papered every tree, tied up every walkway with rope so that it was impossible to get through and had a massive watergun/paintball fight around the whole school. One kid even got cling wrapped and dumped in a trash can.

swimming12distance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years before me, senior class took the Bob's Big Boy statue and put it on top of our big gym. 5 people got arrested.

Hooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dang it, late to the game. Here goes my answer anyways.

My senior year, we snuck into the school on a Sunday night (we left a 2nd floor window unlocked on Friday, and then scaled a ledge to climb up through the window). The lockers at our school could be preset, so you could leave your locker open, or you simply turn it a little bit to the left and it would be ready to open. Teachers always told students not to preset their lockers, but the majority of the students did anyway.

We opened up every single preset locker (except for the lockers in the senior hall) and took out all of the textbooks. Then we used some carts from the shop classroom to haul all of the books down to the lobby.

Built a 7 foot wall out of textbooks in the lobby.

Then we took off. Monday morning arrived, teachers were actually impressed and were taking pictures of the wall. They took it down and then organized the books by subject, and then the teachers had to take those books back to the classroom to disperse throughout the day.

Worst thing that happened was some students failed some homework because they were banking on finishing the assignments before class but didn't get their book back until class. A guy named Frog got really pissed.

Overall, 9/10, good prank.

Koopk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The principal shook everybody's hand as they walked across the stage and got their (no real) diploma. Everyone handed him a penny, nickle, or dime on the shake.

SaintAthanasius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was tame as all hell. A few friends and I decided to lay a bunch of Easter eggs across campus from discounted Easter candy. Cleanup was probably rather a problem, but we did bribe the custodians with fully chocolate bunnies.

BricksKnife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one. The year before mine went from prank to vandalism and the administration had security walking the grounds to arrest anyone seen.

Banzboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I disappeared and never came back.

gadorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropping out, being homeless and sleeping behind the dumpster of an old-folks home.

I showed those uptight institutional types!

Seriously though, I love reading stuff like this because I really wish I'd been able to be a part of witness to something similar.

MixedTactics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a kid ride his dirt bike through the halls of the school. (I come from a rural area) He had his friends posted at the doors to hold them open and a get away truck to dump his bike into at the ready. Needless to say they got busted on school cameras and he ended up not walking for graduation.

PillCl1nton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We super glued all the locks in every class, stacked the desks in front of rooms and mattress in the pool....

It was much more vandalism than prank

gnairck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my school but a school in my district. The school is in a farm town so a lot of the students inherently live on farms and have animals. They got 2 of the students to each use one of their family pigs and painted the number "1" on one of the pigs and "3" on the other and let them loose in the school. The staff was searching for the pig with the "2" on it for hours, little did they know there never was a pig "2"

PrayAtTheIronGymBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my high school, there is a parking lot for seniors, and a much larger parking lot for all of the lower classmen. My freshman year of high school, a group of seniors removed the license plates on all of the cars in the non-senior parking lot, front and back, and threw them into a large pile at the front of the lot. Surprisingly, the school and officers never caught anyone. Senior night was cancelled that year.

delta9smoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks to the fact that our parking lot monitor was known to take a bribe, we managed to drain the gas from every Honda in the parking lot. There was enough gas to start their cars, but they stalled waiting to get out of the lot, causing every car and bus behind them to get stuck too.

vectran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put an electric bubble blower over the podium hooked to a remote power source. Bubbles showered at my beckoning, it was better than planned.

PresidentBoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In highschool me and a couple buddies played the loooooong con. Our highschool had a school newspaper that was released every couple months. Just your typical highschool newspaper that was made by kids in idk newspaper class, maybe yearbook did it. But the papers were free and they were just set out at a couple spots around the school. Everytime a new issue would come out I would hoard the shit out of them. No one noticed because who the fuck reads the highschool newspaper.

Senior year rolls around and whenever a new issue was hot off the press we snatched up all the copies and replaced them with years old copies. Fuck the administration!

In college me and a couple friends hid in the administration building after hours and did the classic plastic cups filled with water on the stairs. And I'll be damned because I never heard any feedback from that one. All I wanted was some general email like "if anyone has any information regarding the stairwell incident please contact whoever." and k didn't hear any students talk about "oh did you hear the admin building had their 6 flights of stairs covered with cups full of water this morning?" But damn, that was a great night with some best friends for life.

DisplacedLeprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mylar balloons with rubber tubes that went into the exhaust pipes, secured with duct tape. At lunch time when everyone went to their cars about two seconds after turning the car on they'd experience a VERY loud bang that could be heard across the campus. Sounded like multiple gunshots. Police were called, of course, but nobody involved was caught.

aemmerson1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad and his friends sat at the entrance gate and charged the price of entry at - one shoe. At lunchtime, the students had the whole hour to look through the giant pile on the oval to find THEIR shoe. P.s. they also charged the students to go and try to find their shoe at lunch :p

lemastersg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all got the green morph suits and ran around the school. It was fantastic.

--lolwutroflwaffle-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a friend's (honestly.) it happened in 2003, when cell phones were not too common in school. He thought it would be an exceptionally hilarious idea to order the principal exactly 80 large pizzas w/ breadsticks, drinks, the whole deal. It totalled to almost $1600. His father ended up having to pay for everything. Needless to say, someone was just a tad pissed. However, as with almost all stories, there was a bright side. Everyone got pizza!

I don't think I saw him at all afterwards until following school year.

shark93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to shit high school, any prank meant you would not walk. No one did shit.

BTW they had camera and mall cops patrolling that place. It's a shit hole.

Dizthelasthope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not showing up one day to senior year.

Makabajones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

9/11

NorrisChuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glue in locks. Classes started late.

pappayaScat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to a private school so we had these advisories. The winner got this giant trophy. The room it was kept in was always unlocked and on our senior lock in night my friends took it and hid it in the orchestra pit under the theater

My little brother goes there now and he said they still haven't found it and they might have to buy a new one.

(the school had cameras but we only had to pass one for the route and I guess they never checked it because we never got a call or anything)

Dancinchica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Almost 100 seniors planned a High School Musical flash mob for after school the last day and kept it a secret from underclassmen. It was so fun and no one got hurt and nothing got ruined. Hopefully the best "prank" to go through the school https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0VepDHg1Wg

MegaHighDon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my dads back in the 70's. They put a VW Beetle in the swimming pool, just pushed the damn thing in. Said it stayed there for a few days until they could figure out how to get it out.

PimpinTitties420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blew up a full sized SpongeBob bouncy house that for some reason a kid owned

SpecOpBeevee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really dumb, some kids let out roaches and other bugs in part of the school, the fun part was a janitor caught them in the process and was so angry he dropped one of the kids.

Unfortunately the guy lost his job, kids didn't walk the stage.

Fancy_Pantsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mechanics department spent the entire last semester taking a car apart, cutting a slot in through the side so that we could put it back together and weld everything back so that the car appeared impaled on the flag pole on the front lawn.

StevenMcphearson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not having one.

On a more serious note, I have no clue what happened to the prank.

knot353 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were threatened that if there was a prank, there wouldn't be a graduation ceremony. This is due to the seniors the year before released 3 pigs with 1,3, and a 4 written on them. It did quite a bit if damage.

Instead of an actually prank we discussed "the prank". Purposely talking about the prank in earshot of teachers. The date and time were to be mentioned each time. Everything else was left up to the imagination of the students. So when the tame and date hit the teachers were on their toes waiting for something. And all we did is put our hands behind our heads and put our heads in between our legs like there was a tornado. We were supposed to hold it for 12 seconds. It was pretty funny.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a few during our "Prank Week", including duct taping the parking attendant's golf cart to a tree, attempted blocking of all entrances to the parking lots (busted before we could finish), and, as our coup de grace, a few guys bought a goat on craigslist and put it on the roof of the school. We also tried to have a Mario Kart style race in the courtyard, but the administration started confiscating everything we were planning on using

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

we didn't really have a prank, we did the traditional staying at school for a night. (but that wasn't that special, we already partied at school every christmasbreak, and we regularly had afterparties at school after we had a schoolparty, students had the key of the school in those cases).

we chose occupy as a theme since that was just happeninng/just happened around that time. so we build a campfire in the schoolyard, put up a few tents, and threw toilet paper in all the trees.

then as our actual event we had the teachers do a quiz about us, they had to answer while standing below a balcony in the canteen, and whenever they were wrong they got a bucket of flour over their head. afterwards I found out cleaning flour is hell.

the best thing though was that the english department organised a high tea the afternoon before the examnight, and we were all supposed to bring something we baked ourselves. so at night, when everyone was drunk and/or stoned, the canteen was still full of all kinds of pies and cakes.

C47man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of us repainted every parking spot in the parking lot to be handicapped.

Derf_Jagged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brothers (3 of which that went to that school) got a bunch of people together and bought a shit load of instant mashed potatoes, then snuck out at night and poured them all over the school parking lot right before a rain.

Adventhused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to a Quaker boarding high school. There was a coveted trophy the school hadn't won in 20 odd years..a long held tradition of contest against other Quaker schools in the sport of field hockey. Well that year we had miraculously won the thing and the administration naively and proudly displayed it with no protection in the main hall. With a stroke of luck I discovered the main hall unoccupied (a rarity) and whisked it away to my room. More than a prank it was a bit of revenge in the name of my friend who was unjustly expelled.

Well the whole school was in an uproar! Teachers gave tearful public pleas that it be returned, students volunteered to travel to our rival school to demand its return. The rumors were rampant and the distress palpable. The administration even bargained with the "Varys'" of the school (really plugged into the scene fellow) to provide the senior party with all the alcohol at the graduation party in exchange for its return.

In the end we returned it based on the concern that alumni would discontinue monetary contributions for scholarships. Needless to say it was quite a fiasco for a little trophy!

gwolf100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a prank but some kid in my class took all of his shits for like a month into a backpack and at the end of the school year unleashed that thing in a stairwell

gaz5021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some from our year level blocked the school entrance gate with a pyramid made out of beer kegs. Yes I'm Australian.

sarcasm_N_wine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled 300 balloons with baby powder and sparkles. Our school had a balcony that looks over the first floor where all the lockers are. We threw all the balloons over the balcony during lunch. Once the bell rang and students started going to their lockers all you could here was the popping of balloons and laughter. It was a hell of a mess and we had to clean it but so worth it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I tricked my teachers into letting me graduate.

bypatrickcmoore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole everyone's license plates and used them to form a giant "05" in the parking lot. We got our senior picnic taken away for it but it was totally worth it.

ackjaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We talked the janitor in to opening a large double door in the back of the school and then a bunch of us carried a beat up small car in to the school and left it in the middle of the common area. We left and locked the door. No one could figure out how this car appeared over night.

We also (crudely) photoshopped the heads of the vice principal and the principal on a photo of two dudes banging each other and made about a 1000 copies on bright yellow and pink paper. These flyers were then handed out and literally wallpapered the school.

Nothing ever really happened and no one ever got in to trouble.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dad and a few friends went to s rival high school in the middle of the night and made a cement wall blocking one of the major hallways.

Philestor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a former class, some kid brought in four of his chickens and let them loose in the hallways

coleyboley25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Didn't get to do one because of the one that occurred during my junior year. Basically our high school was getting a whole new wing added onto it. This means that there was only plastic covering some open spots of the new building. Well a few guys (close friends actually) snuck into the new building through the plastic with black masks on and numerous tubes of super glue. They managed to super glue the locks to about 75% of the doors in the school before running out of the stuff, including the ones to get into reception where the principal's office is located. The next day everyone shows up and not a single person can get into any of the classrooms, bathrooms, or closets. The school district had to bring in all new doors and the cost was really high. They never actually found out who the perps were, even though many people knew but didn't snitch so they lucked out on not getting a couple of felonies. The next year, us seniors were told if we pulled anything, harmless or not, that we would be suspended and likely expelled from school. I'll never forget the day I had all of my classes in the hallways along with just about everyone else.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put crickets in the AC vents of the main building. They would not shut the fuck up for like a week. They said whoever did it wouldn't walk at graduation, but they never did find out who actually put them in the vents.

RnRaintnoisepolution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

now my school was kinda silly about senior pranks, we had to get them approved by the principal and such, and at first we weren't allowed to do a prank but we made it clear we were doing it anyways so they gave in. The main thing we got approved was that we would put chairs from around the school in this one room, what we did was take literally, and I mean literally for it's true meaning and not figuratively, every single chair in the entire school and put them all in one room, then wrapped them in cellophane and ribbon and shit, we also put the tables from the room of a less liked teacher behind ALL of the chairs in the back of the room also we put all of the trash cans in the school in her room. For the baseball coach/law and gov teacher we moved all of the baseball equipment in his room, in this other less liked teacher, we fish lined his entire room and moved some of his stuff to some old room that's not really used anymore that had physical record of students grades in file cabinets, we made a Christmas tree out of one teachers tables and some green cellophane, we made a pyramid out of another teachers tables, and we TP'ed the gym, there was a shit load of toilet paper hanging from the rafters to the floor, it looked fucking magical. This last part wasn't officially a part of the prank, but a hand full of friends and I spray painted our senior rock black and painted a bunch of Lenny faces on it.

EDIT: oh, and most of the seniors that were there skipped the next day, the underclassmen that were there the next day spent hours cleaning up after us.

SuavePizzaSlut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got weed/grass killer and sprayed it on the football field in the shape of a giant dick.

Panteli123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my friends and I brought 4 backpacks full of water balloons and threw them all during our senior lunch. Yes every single one of us was caught(Cameras, EVERYWHERE). Yes I was suspended the last 10 days of school. Yes they tried to keep me from walking the stage. Yes my mom cried. Was it worth it? yes of course

Draxus335 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school cracked down hard on senior pranks after the graduating class before mine coated every door lock on campus with super glue.

People were pissed, understandably.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We left a bunch of meat on a tarp outside of the principals office. I also rigged the PA to blast the radio in the attic first thing in the morning. It's a pretty small school all under one roof.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a huge medieval themed battle in the field in full view of the school during 4th or 5th period..it was mages versus knights , and there were probably 40-50 of us. We formed 2 lines and charged each other and started going in on each other, then school security hopped in a truck and started chasing us away by driving over the fields. It was awesome seeing all the faves in the windows watching us.

Whyonearthwhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We let three lambs into the school and spray painted 1, 2 and 4 on them. They were looking for the 3rd for hours.

Leaping_Puma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prom proposals were huge at my school, so for our senior prank the seniors got the entire school pumped for a special prom proposal where a kid was going to rapel off the library roof in a shower of rose petals to propose to a mystery girl. Once the school gathered in front of the library, the kid rapelled halfway down and unfolded a sign that said "PRANK", and thats when all hell broke loose. The rest of the seniors, who had skipped morning classes filling hundreds of water balloons and water guns, popped open windows and rushed out of doorways of buildings surrounding the library screaming, pelting, and spraying the rest of the school while a speaker blasted "turn down for what".

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was an editor on my school news paper. I went in early one day and Put the word Penis really really small on a local ad at the bottom of the paper. Actually true too.

Catatonicic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years before our class some senior boys put a fishing boat out on the school's pond (if you can call it that, tiny). They had the full hook up; fishing rods, cooler full of soda, a stereo, and a good seat to all the windows of the math hall.

jowpow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school was pretty small so we got all the senior guys (~25) and made each classroom and floor a theme. The first floor we made a maze with cement in buckets wooden posts and mesh. Second floor was the theme from the book 1984. The funniest two on that floor was one teacher was a fraud of balloons so we filled her room up with that and rats so we bought one named him Winston and left him there (he was later retrieved with no harm done). The other one was our principal didn't know how to swim so we filled a kiddie pool with water in his office. Lastly the third floor was a rave and we could hear it from the student parking lot which was a good 100 yards away. It was a lot of fun and I think we added it on YouTube. Can't remember it's been like three years but there was a lot more stuff we did. We also ended up braking a window and had to be around $1500 so that sucked but I won't forget that night it was amazing.

thirstyseahorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We each held a penny in our hand as we walked on stage to receive our diploma during graduation. As we shook the principal's hand we force the penny into it. After about 10 people he was clearly pissed, likely realizing that his robes did not come equipped with pockets. A few people later those of us up front heard a penny drop, and it very satisfyingly rolled straight toward the audience and off the front. He kept trying to shake hands for maybe the next 30 or so graduates, but finally gave up, dropped whatever pennies he had, put his hands behind his back, and just said "Congratulations" with this crazy kind of smile on his face.

AeroKMSF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class before my graduating year (2014) just vandalized the school, it was pretty fucked up. But my brother who graduated in 2008 at a different high school did some cool stuff with his friends, they shot like 250 bottle rockets filled with washable paint over the school and then left jars of open mayonaise in the heating vents over summer. Now that I'm talking about it I guess that was also fucked up.

TheOneWiggin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haven't done it yet, but my buddies and I are planning to salt the earth of the field at our school in "Class of 2016". Would this realistically work? Has anyone ever tried this before?

Botvader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a small all boys boarding school where we had morning assemblies on Wednesdays and Fridays that were led by the senior class. I should also state that this school was in the mountains in Virginia so the faculty were all pretty unique people with thick accents, odd gestures, or just weird habits. Typically our class president along with a few other seniors would have a list of faculty members who need to make announcements and would go down the list calling on each faculty member so they could. For our senior prank we decided to imitate different faculty members doing their announcements in front of the entire school and what followed was hilarious skit after skit mocking all of our teachers. The faculty weren't offended and actually found it to be really funny while the rest of the student body loved it. There's a video of it on YouTube but without knowing the faculty it would probably yield no comical value.

1two1two ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our parking lot was locked up via gate. One of us got a copy of the key lock, & made a few others for close friends. We'd eat lunch off campus, leave early, etc. staff/principle knew it was happening but didn't know how many and who had keys. Butt he did know there was more than one, because someone would get caught & the key would be taken, but it's still happen. At graduation ceremony, around a hundred copies were made & distributed to graduating class. Everyone handed the principle a key as we walked across the stage and shook his hand. We enjoyed it, he enjoyed, & it was all in all harmless.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a food fight. Everyone knew it was going down, except faculty. The day of the battle, lunch shenanigans at one point faded into complete silence with everyone at ease of who would throw first, deans looked at each other, kid stands on one of the tables and yells food fight. Madness ensued. Few kids got suspended. Few kids got hit with bananas, full water bottles, turkey burgers. It was insane. The deans attended every single lunch after that...

blindwombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put up a sign that read: "BOOT SALE: THIS SUNDAY" with a telephone number to book a table that was a direct line to the Headmaster's phone. The sign was up for at least three months.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends brother got expelled his senior year. So he broke into the school at night and hid road kill and dead fish in the vents. I guess that was kind of a senior prank.

MingLama45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 friends and I chipped down 10 Dollars a head to buy crickets (one of our friends worked at a pet store). Crickets were about 10 cents each, so we each purchased 100 Crickets. Right before lunch was about to end, we left early and went into our lockers where we kept the crickets. We let all of them loose in the 2nd floor (where the lunch room was) and watched the madness begin..... everyone had to report to their home rooms until all the Crickets were captured lol... safe to say we got to skip a whole period of class!

69CrustyNipple69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Over night we got onto campus, stacked every table and trashcan outside on top of the classrooms, toilet papered the trees, and then the next day had a massive surprise water gun/ballon fight at lunch. No photos of the night were taken of being highschoolers and thinking we would actually get into trouble, but hey what a rush back then.

Liviathina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They put pee bottles in the ceiling...

suRubix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The biggest prank was by diploma.

erick2186 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a couple kids get expelled, they ended up graduating but they weren't allowed to walk with their class and there were criminal charges and a teacher getting severe disciplinary action for contributing.

Long story short, they got a science teacher to give them some chemical that was like sulfur and just created an awful stench, they dropped them in some tiles around the school, turned out it made a ton of people really sick and sent them to the hospital. It required a ton of construction to remove the tiles and clean up the school, it was not that funny and a big deal.

lIlIIlIlIIlIlIIlIlII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put 10 tires over the flag pole.

C0nnman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We locked the gates of the school on the first day so no one could get out during lunch. We thought it would start a traffic jam. After being arrested, I realized how that could have been mistaken and terrifying as terroristic.

Born_To_Create ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure what our senior prank was. It might have been the "race war" or the power outage. I didn't really care

forsakenvixen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I started high school, the senior class for that year put sheep on the roof of the school in a fenced pen with water trough and hay. Was both confusing and hilarious when I got off the bus that morning.

They also took all the chairs from the school and had them taken to the football oval down the road.

Those were the only major things I remember. Small country schools were boring mostly but they had their funny moments.

Joonbugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We found a way to get on the roof of our school from the outside and took down the American flag and rose up a pirate flag. Our rival high school were the pirates, administration never suspected a thing.

nancyaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vodka in the milkshake machines; several armadillos set loose in the cafeteria.

Eltiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirtylopez9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank was pretty stupid and elaborate we snuck into the school the Sunday and night before removed all the ceiling tiles we could get and moved all the tables around in the cafeteria and used the tiles to build what looked like a shitty Lego city. Used the schools smaller 6 foot of statue of the mascot to look like an odd version of godzilla destroying the city. That bitch was insanely heavy and awkward to move around for what we thought was just a plaster statue. A few people went around hiding these noise maker all over the school they randomly make really annoying sounds and just for a second so you can't find them easily. Also those things have amazing battery life they apparently still worked were running after summer break. But most of what we did went to waste on Monday we had mass power outages bad enough the school closed but someone came in and saw our prank and it was all cleaned for the most part. Most classes still lacked ceiling tiles and the noise makers were going strong. So instead a few days later during a school spirit assembly while everyone was out of the football field a few more adventures students managed to removed the center rods from the double doors and towed the principles bug into the gym wrapped it in bubble wrapped and loaded it down with tied owns and locks. He had already threatened to suspend people for the city build but he was furious at that and actually attempted to expelled and withhold diplomas from about 100 seniors none of which were involved that time.

MrCrinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours backfired right away. Our student body president was one of those future politician types (or so we thought at the time) who was jockish but also buddied up to everyone in a creepy gold-watch-and-hairy-chest fashion and was a complete teacher's pet. He promised the principal that there would be no prank from our class that year, and spent the last several weeks alternating between pressing the flesh and making threats to ensure that his promise would be kept.

Well, obviously we had to kidnap him on his way into school a couple weeks before the year ended. A group of dashing rogues tackled him as he exited his car, hogtied him, and took him off campus. A comically childish ransom note was then left in front of the Office and everyone sat back to watch the fun. Except there was very little fun, because the principal possessed a sense of humor not measurable even by modern instruments, and certainly nothing that could be picked up by the primitive gadgets we had in the 90s. Despite knowing that this was clearly a prank, he blew a gasket and called the police, and the entire school got called into an emergency assembly session. With a few exceptions, the cops were remarkably cool about the whole thing, rolling their eyes as the principal went on a tirade about immature behavior and "being the hope of the future" and so forth.

The victim was released by lunch time, and was a complete prick about the whole thing. His dad also chose to be a colossal prick, and attempted to bring criminal charges against everyone with even a tertiary involvement in the plot. Here again, the police chose to be cool about the whole thing, and made zero attempt to conceal their contempt for their time being wasted with what was clearly a case of kids messing around. I suppose nowadays everyone would have gone to prison.

Anyway, the prickish pres didn't go into politics as we all had imagined. Dropped out of college two years in, went to some Jesus camp, and now he's a priest. Go figure.

DiabolicalPherPher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior locker area was a balcony overlooking the underclassmen lockers. One of us figured out how to turn all the lights off including the emergency lights. We coordinated to have the lights turned off five minutes after the final bell so that most underclassmen would be coming out of class and going to their lockers to gather their belongings. Because we'd been quiet all year, not pulling any pranks, the underclassmen suspected nothing when all of us lined up around the balcony with hands behind our backs holding eggs and water balloons. Then the lights went out and chaos ensued. I still can see in my mind's eye, a girl getting hit with an egg in slow motion to this day.
This happened right before spring break and when we came back to school after the break, the administrators decided that our punishment was to not let us have access to the balcony and our lockers. They really didn't think that one through since we couldn't get to our books and such.

Crook_Lid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the schools in the town I currently live in put lawn killer stuff on the field in the shape of a giant penis. That made the news. However my old school would regularly steal somebody's sheep from a nearby farm and let it off in school. It happens most years at that college.

overtheanvil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was only the lookout, so I'm lame.

ChazoftheWasteland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sure as shit wasn't Westland or BCC.

booksblanketsandtea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My history teacher had an axe handle called The Motivator that he used to bang on the desk of people who weren't paying attention. We stole it and spray painted it pink and added glitter. He still uses it to this day.

ulivali13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm late, but the class before mine filled the school with balloons on the last day of school. Each student was required to pop 50 balloons before leaving school. It was pretty great. Everybody was stomping down on balloons and several people fell while doing so.

DivineDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids father made a dick mold for cement.

They made 5 of them then they placed 3 of them in the most common walk ways in the schools.

The last two of them they hid in the bushes. Probably still there.

jaxmanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One kid's dad had some sort of link to some kind of bug supply place, and ended up ordering huge bags of live cockroaches and let them loose all over the halls. There were thousands of squished cockroaches by the end of the day. Chaos at its finest.

glimmer-void ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Made perfect stencils and spray painted every parking spot on the property with the handicap parking logo. Organized parking at the school was a shitshow until they got the spray paint removed.

Lowpass86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superglue in a large majority of the classroom door locks.

Kame_Killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't a senior prank and im a lot younger but i feel like i should tell. Anyways me and my friend got exactly 200 copies of wheres Waldos that we printed and hid them all over our school. Next day me and my friend are hanging out when we notice something on the ceiling..... Boom its a HUGE Waldo hand drawn and colored in. Later we found put our teacher did they big Waldo and some kids still find our Waldos to this day. sigh tails of 4th grade

Lajitos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bolted all the parking lot entrances, poured flour everywhere, painted people's names in the grass(field paint) and tp'd the trees.

LUCKERD0G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you did literally anything at my school you didn't get to walk for graduation. Already had paid the hundreds of dollars for shit so better not to fuck it up because it was important to my mom.

BGYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing was really planned but some people tried to pull something off which entailed having our phone alarms go off during an assembly when the principal was speaking (I know fucking hardcore right?) Well that fell through but one kid saved it by jacking a megaphone and blaring the siren so props to him but fuck the people who tried to set the prank up, they didn't even follow through with it.

hokiedoubleEECE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We changed a commercial during morning announcements so that instead of an ad for "it's academic", this played instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ every classroom in the school had the tv on.

cooldude1005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We drove around all night findind any and all roadkill we could find. We had dead opposum, dead raccoons, and even dead deer. We put them everywhere around campus.

MeatRocket26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One guy in my class parked a smart car sideways in the main hallway. Obviously he was caught once they ran the plates but it was still funny watching the hallway traffic back up as people squeezed past on both sides.

Pseudoboss11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As the school year came to a close and nobody had pulled off a prank, I

I printed out around 100 XKCD comics and pasted them in random areas. Under desks, Under the stairs, where people were frequently found making out, and there were claims of more than that, I pasted https://xkcd.com/540/

I placed https://xkcd.com/634/ the door jamb to the biology classroom.

And I put https://xkcd.com/1052/ on the rack for all the different fliers about varous colleges.

https://xkcd.com/75/ went under a bookshelf. According to friends in lower grades, it was still there two years later.

https://xkcd.com/705/ went on the IT department's door.

https://xkcd.com/649/ was put on the cieling of the Health classroom. My friend put it there, I presume he stood on a desk.

There was a wierd book of lists, where I put https://xkcd.com/118/

It was dumb, but I still find it funny.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Puskock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put the school sheep in the staff room 3 hours before school started. It just stood on the table in the middle of the room eating alk the paper and shitting.

SHPLUMBO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have no idea what my graduating year did, but in the year before mine a couple of delinquents shoved some sort of rock solid glue into the locks of every door facing the outside. School had to buy all new locks, classes were delayed, staff was pissed, lunches got shittier, homework tripled, the criminal kids confessed and they were hung in the middle of the open campus. Then summer break yaayyyy!

Chicken_Mc_Thuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but during my freshman year some guy jacked off then put the cum in the salad dressing :/ another year a ton of kids cut down all the trees in the courtyard. Those aren't even funny pranks, that's just being a dick.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone set fire to the dumpster. What a prank!

Jmacz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bought a gerbil at Petco the day before, brought it into class and then gave it to my friend David outside before school because we wanted to release it in our English class we had together which was the second to last class of the day. My backpack was small, just one of those NFL Jersey string bags, so he had to carry it (big ass LL Bean backpack) in a shoe box, and somehow didn't get caught. Half way through class he gave it to me and I set him loose. I forget what we were doing but all the chairs were assembled in the middle of the room in a circle so we were all bunched together. We were in the back row with tables right behind us, I let the kid next to me who was a huge 6 foot plus black guy I was going to do it, and he said he wanted to alert everyone.

After it's running around the guy I was talking about gets out of his chair, jumps on the table and screams "MOUSE!!!" then screams like a little girl. Several of the girls in the class took off out the door, me and David start trying to catch it because I wanted to keep him. I ended up catching him, and convinced my teacher to let me keep it. She realized it was a gerbil, so I'm 99% she knew I did it but she was cool as fuck and never said anything about it. I still had to bring it to my TV production which my teacher wasn't very happy about but I still got the guy home safe.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class before me somehow printed off large porn cut outs and broke in at night and taped them to all the projection screens and rolled them back up. That was an interesting morning.

yoyomygogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is credited to our senior year football team. Placed all the tables from inside the cafeteria (50+) on top of the cafeteria roof. They were even neatly arranged as if they were ready for students to sit on. A small buffet table with an assortment of fruits and sandwiches was found in the middle of the sea of tables. I still remember the bewildered look of the principal when he arrived to the scene.

encinitas2252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class a year before me took the soda vending machines and somehow got them on top of the auditorium... No one knows how, the front was an elaborately tall price of roof that was ~60ft high.

TheChosenOneNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We wore a different school's uniform to our classes

helloboyo65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank, but some kid got in trouble one day and got the key to the announcement board in front of the school, this was right when 9/11 happened too. Our principal decided to place the message "Don't tread on me" to encourage some patriotism in our school. That kid later changed the sign overnight to " Don't fart on me".

klydeiscope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

15 of us gathered together during lunch and carried the principals car from the parking lot to the park next to the school (about 300 feet) and put it on a picnic table.

Anglaceandwhiskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't do one...though I think that's because we spent the three years prior causing hell on that administration so by the time we were seniors, we were already being watched like hawks.

Our class started a massive food fight in the cafeteria freshman year that resulted in 18 kids from my class alone being suspended. They had a hell of a time cleaning the food off of the high ceilings.

A few guys took the formaldehyde-soaked fish in the biology department, waited until the end of the day and before the teachers locked their rooms after their last classes, they dropped the fish into their desk drawers. This was over spring break sophomore year. I believe it happened again with pig fetuses the following year. We got sent home early the first day back because the entire school smelled so terrible so we got a half day out of it.

The guys in my class made a habit of keeping those pocket staplers on hand and made a whole game of walking by people unexpectedly (usually teachers that were highly disliked) and quickly slamming the stapling end into their hand and hauling ass around the corner. We didn't have cameras until junior year so if they moved fast enough they didn't get caught.

Junior year, our class took it upon themselves to start up Freshman Hell week again. I think that was less of a prank and more of a "right of passage" outlook to the guys who all got their asses beat when WE were freshman.

I know there was more but those are just the ones I remember. I graduated 13 years ago.

Thus, by the time we got to senior year, the most creative idea anyone had for a senior prank was to all go naked under our gowns (that plan got busted out pretty quickly) or everyone giving our principal a marble as we crossed the stage at graduation and we each shook his hand. I was all for that one just because there were 237 of us.

-_Chris_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but I remember my brothers friends somehow got a cow and put it upstairs in the school. Since cows can't walk down stairs, it basically stood up there for a few days until they found a way to get him down.

Pencildragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two years before I graduated my sister's class moved all of the desks out to the hallway and literally covered the ground in a grid of red solo cups filled with water. Throughout the day alarm clocks hidden in the ceiling went off. They all skipped that day as well(we always called it Senior Skip Day).

Coincidentally that was the current principal's last year before he planned to retire. Got a new principal the next year. As far as I know no class since has done a senior prank nor had a Senior Skip Day. So my senior prank was nothing :(

huckahammer93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If I recall correctly, some classmates scaled the building the night before the final day of classes and painted stuff on the windows above the cafeteria, etc. The year before me had their last day of class on 06/06/06 and the administration had a "tip" something was going to happen that day because it was the day of the devil or something asinine like that. All the entrances to the school were closed but one and we had police at every door, so needless to say, there wasn't much pranking done the following years.

cockoysee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing tops what they did a couple of years before my senior year. We always had some smart kids in our school, and this year someone had figured out that the PA system ran by some sort of radio signal. A bunch of kids took turns staying at someone's house who happened to live across the street after they had hacked into the system. Amidst calling kids out of class for hilarious reasons, and general shenanigans, between classes they gave away the ending to every book in the entire high school curriculum. This went on for a couple of weeks until IT staff figured out how to bar them out. Genius, hilarious, and harmless, truly a quality prank.

sierra501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had no senior lounge, so we invaded the faculty lounge to make it our own. We even brought stuff spoke speakers to watch a movie. Then got kicked out because some of the seniors were cocky and started advertising our exploits around the principal's office. He was literally the one person who gave a fuck.

Vanicity_v2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Currently a senior here, however no one wants to prank as the year before us kinda ruined it.

Some seniors got the bright idea to oil up the top step on each flight of stairs and a bridge we had in the school. It wasn't funny, just dangerous. Now we have cameras watching us and are threatened with not graduating.

procrastination55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before us there was a massive food fight then everybody took the chairs and stuff and went outside and threw them on the football field. There were some arrests and it made the news

FunkyMonk707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was simple.

Step one: Get on roof of school Sunday night with beer.

Step two: drink beer

Step three: leave dozens of beer bottles on the ledge of the building overlooking the quad.

Rhetorical-Rhino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were going to be camping in the parking lot of the school, but the date of the prank kept getting pushed back, so I showed up on the last day of school in my PJs and everyone else was too tired to remember to do it.

Sivadius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of us purchased heaps of these small plastic fish/animals/dinosaurs and placed them all around the school in difficult to reach locations. Although it was fairly harmless, I suspect that people will be finding them for years.

lostsockprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone shit in the middle of the gym. Senior pranks have been officially banned since then.

CaptainQwarkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brought a gun to school. The principal did not find it very funny

FatBrandon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole a goat for a mascot, then proceeded to remove every single desk in the school and place them on top of our schools roof, staff/student parking lot. Inside the school we placed a red solo cup full of water on every second tile on all 3 floors. We were the first and only class to make the News!

ripman21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone at my school started a water balloon fight and another kid threw a balloon at the head of one of the administrators. Said admin proceeded to chase this kid all over campus while a rampaging herd of about 1/3 of the kids in the school chased after them trying to get pictures and videos. It could be heard from all over the school. Unintentional, but hilarious.

EDIT: My old school had a student body of about 3000 students.

Javssoccer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing. Just made the entire school staff anxious thinking we'd plan something. We never did. Lazy prankster class.

RideAK98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Three classes before me have had some cool pranks, but were probably illegal. I have an epic plan for 2017 that involves cars, water, cups and lots of silly string. 2012 - Superglued all of the outdoor locks, resulting in a day off. 2013 - Rigging the water piping to explode, resulting in water flooding hallways. We got to go home. 2014 - The lighting of fire in the woods near our school that resulted in an investigation of who did it..

Boiscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class ahead of ours just filled the drain in the quad up with cement mix. They can't fix it without tearing up the whole quad. They come down hard on pranks since then so nobody bothers.

mugguffen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I stuck around for an extra year to piss off some teachers Irepeatedmysenioryear

Cat_Montgomery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a performing arts school, for the final showcase of our senior year everybody came upon stage and placed a yam somewhere on the stage, and proceeded to play the song. one by one as the show progressed the stage was overcome by yams. on the floor, on top of and inside of amplifiers, one was stabbed on the hi hat rod, it was chaos. Since everybody was partially responsible, our one teacher lost it and didn't know what to do, so basically nothing happened

Vaganhope_UAE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Threw around 2 liters of dishwashing soap in each city fountain. That shit was bubblin'

RuiningR3ddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but someone I know. One of the teachers drove a VW Beetle, so the students rolled the car to two trees in the property lifted the back end and parked it between these two trees. It was that close that the teacher could not move her car without the help of the rest of the teachers, who had to physically pick the car up and move it out. This is pre-1990 btw. New cars would be horrendous to pick up, what with the plastic bumpers.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't mine but happened several years ago in my school. So this one kid gets called down to the office basically every day or at least every other day. And while he was sitting there waiting to meet with the principal/assistant principal he started to notice the number code that the secretary punches in to use the intercom. Now every phone in the building can speak over the intercom as long as you have said code. So this kid goes to the wrestling room, punches in the code and tapes the phone to a boombox playing ACDC over the intercom. Now the teachers started scrambling all over the school trying to find out which phone is playing ACDC.

The senior prank my class did was we also figured out the code for the intercom and one guy/like 2 guys were running around went a phone and started playing porn over the intercom. But they kept hanging up and moving so they wouldn't get caught.

ReallyGene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

BordomBeThyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

This one happened when I was a freshman, but it was so good that people still talk about it today (14 years later).

A couple of students snuck into Principal's office and stole some school letterhead and a mailing list. They sent a very formal looking letter out to every single family on campus saying that there would be condoms given out for free at Winter Formal and Prom, and if there were any comments or concerns to call the principal at [direct number]. The only indication it was a prank was a reference to a fake senate bill called "SR2006." The administration was flooded with calls, both supportive and furious, for days.

The students who did it comitted like a half dozen crimes (a few of them felonies) like theft, forging the Principal's signature, using the school letterhead without permission, using the state seal without permission. They were never caught though, I've asked every alumni I've ever met and nobody has a clue who did it.

Edit: News report.

GuttersnipeTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before my senior year they took a pic of two dudes getting it on fully naked and photoshopped the principals head on the guy receiving. With a lot of text saying "mr. (Principals name) is having a good year" along with some other text I forgot. Thousands of these posters were all over school. Principals daughter went to the school during this time.

My senior year we glued a keg to the middle of the courtyard. They got it pryed out pretty quick. So a week later someone took 3 kegs and glued them to the middle of the courtyard. Principal was severely fed up.

Couple people I knew took an american flag and had drew a pot leaf on it and said "happy 420". They went to the school at night and hung it up high by the commons area pre-rolled up. Come morning time they pulled the drawstring and to my surprise the flag was upside down which they didnt tell me about. Everyone saw it and was clapping and cheering. Rotc instructor got super pissed due to defamation. Nobody got caught. Another one I heard about was one of the deans who had a really bad anger problem and was just known for giving harsh punishments got all his tires on his car deflated (just let the air out). Nobody got caught.

And another that happened on our senior year was there was an outside eating area by the cafeteria with a lot of tables. Every single one of those tables was on the roof (at least 25 feet up) by morning one day. No idea how they did that to this day, it had to take close to all night to do that. And more importantly there was a nightly grounds keeper on campus every night. That dude did a terrible job lmao. Nobody was ever caught. This was 2000+ student school in Florida. Everyone just did their own senior prank depending on your social circle pretty much. Prolly sucked ass for the staff. Especially all those tables on the roof of one of the buildings.

Taylor814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school (private boarding school, in the top 15 ranking wise) had just put in a new fountain. Someone went out and got some sort of heavy duty soap and turned the fountain into a bubble bath. Only problem? The rock was particularly porous and apparently soaked up a lot of the soap, so the fountain produced bubbles for a whole month. They would turn it off for a couple days, scrub it, think they got all the soap out, turn it on, and then just pure bubbles.

keylan118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Supreme Dictator Nazi Overlord Cthulhu for Student Body President!
He won

Winnipesaukee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During the graduation ceremony the men wore green robes and the women wore white. One of us got the idea to give all of us green silly string and blast the women with it. As we were high school guys and about as smart as such, we didn't realize that they spaced us out relatively far from each other.

Not to be thwarted, when the time came to flip our tassels, we sprayed each other. The headmaster looked at us sternly and then said with a smile, "you all have detention this Saturday!"

one-step-forward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was stupid put fishing line all over the school and hing dead fish by hooks... The legendary one that everyone talks about this super quiet girl cut a car in half and re-welded it back together around the flagpole then some other kids painted it the school colors. They left it there a whole school year before the district had it removed.

Ajaxlancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We taped down airhorns and threw them into lockers. No one knew which ones the sounds were coming from, as the lockers were really close to each other and small. The school literally did not know how to react to this and every single class sat around for the few minutes it took for them to run out.

boston3328 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to an all boys school and we did a year long prank of hiding fruit in places teachers would never find them.... We're asshole Ik

We also during a mass though took every back pack in the school and put it in one room it basically took the entire rest of the day to work out. Teachers hated my class

aylandgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone in my class stole a fiberglass gorilla from the mini golf course in our area. They managed to put the gorilla in a glass atrium in the main hallway. This is especially spectacular because the gorilla was life-sized and the atrium had no doors or windows, the only way in was from the roof.

HeavyDiapers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brought 9 chickens and labeled them 1-8 and 10. Skipped 9. School was cancelled the next day because they couldn't find the 9th chicken.

MrTrantastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I put on a dress shirt and tie like the teachers would normally where and stood at the front of the lunch line handing out detentions to kids who cut in line, had their hair too long, or who were out of dress code. The detention room was flooded and with kids who had no legitimate detention. They tracked it back to me and I served for a week of my own. Good times.

UndeadJeskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This girl in my class had planned for us to have a pool party, but our class was also full of snitches and shit who hated fun, so the pool was guarded that day.

Personally, two of my friends and I concocted the perfect senior prank: Operation Pool-Aid. We conceptualized a large scale operation to turn the school pool into a beautiful vat of cherry Kool-Aid.

And we would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for.. every realistic limitation associated with such a plan.

Our true senior prank actually happened because a kid was suspected to be planning a shooting or something; became our senior skip day. Thanks, maladjusted kid. You da real mvp.

Seag5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend and I got stuff dumped on us. Oh, the comeuppance. We never lived it down.

Magiobiwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody evidently found an EXCELLENT deal on zip-ties, and had some time on their hands. EVERY LOCKER was zip-tied shut (they have locks built in to them, but they still have the drop down bit where you can lock it with your own lock, that you have to push up to open the locker). That's about... 700+ lockers if I remember right. And they hit every one of them.
That morning, there were clipped off zip-ties lining the floors as the custodial staff went along and clipped each zip tie off.

shawnthejedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I showed up to class at 8 am, said "sike" then left

V-i-d-c-o-m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A strange picture of a teacher emerged at a school event, making a sort of >;0 face. I cut this photo out of the original on the school website, tagged it with a caption of #(teachers surname)TakeOver and sent it to a custom sticker company 3 days in advance.

On the very day, a tube of 15,000 of these stickers, each about the size of the palm of a hand, arrived in school, costing me about ยฃ50. I shared out some of the sheets with anyone who had helped me pay for it and we promptly got to work, covering basically the entire school in stickers of this teachers face. This was done midday however, so students who didn't see them being put up (big school, not many of us) would see a huge growth in stickers appear over the space of an hour or so around them with no reason or source.

Due to sheer numbers alone, this apparently took week to cleans up. Even 2 years later, there are STILL a few stickers scattered around on the inside of bins that cleaners missed. Good times...

Rebelpride1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody wanted to get in trouble so the popular people got like 100 kids (mostly underclassmen, lol) to bring pillows to school, and during one of the passing periods, all laid down in a specific hallway and "took a nap" for less than a minute. It was stupid as fuck.

I was one of the nerd guys that was relatively popular with the people that didn't drink all weekend every weekend. We all graduated and a few weeks ago I ran into some of the guys that planned the "prank" at one of my parties. They're all addicted to cocaine now.

Scuron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We ordered 20 tons of sand to create a beach party at our school. The students and teacher loved it.

Liquid_launch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I delivered letters to all houses surrounding the school. Some thing along the lines of

school letterhead ' dear sir/madam, pranker high school is expending. Due to this expansion, pranker high school may have to Aquire your property under the compulsory acquisition act of 1987. Pranker high school is currently in the community consultation stage and as such invites you to contact us on 999-999, alternatively you can come to a meeting on 'insert muck up day' at 12pm. A free luncheon will be provided.'

Funny part was everyone knew I did, the teachers were desperate to bust me but no one snitched. The school sent out another letter saying the culprit would be dealt with severely.

I never was.

RichtersMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT: r/thathappened fodder.

klareman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of people have horses in Montana. There is also a law that if you ride a horse to school the school legally has to feed and take care of it. No one rides horses to school believe it or not. Except when my brother graduated. 300 kids showed up with horses and they had to place them in the football field which they ruined. My class hid three sheep in the school labeled 1,2,4.

thingsok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class cut an old car in half and welded it back together upside down around a light pole in the parking lot. Administration was not amused

NeverAnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My old high school hasn't had a senior prank since 1994 when students put what was supposed to be a homemade smoke bomb into an old water fountain.

the tight space of the enclosure they put it in ended up making it more of a real bomb. 18 students were injured and 3 were arrested.

Frostbyite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2013. Only 13 out of 100 eligible to graduate.

Sam_MMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but a team of seniors at my high school a few years back used some sort of epoxy or sealing putty or something, and sealed every single door in the school in the middle of the night. It was actually impressive because they mapped out how to seal every door, with the front doors being the last, so they wouldn't seal themselves in.

The school had to replace every door in the building. The staff has mixed feelings about it. I feel really bad for the school but at the same time it is pretty funny.

Edit: They didn't get caught either, which is crazy.

Virtualthot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my friends brother, basically a group about 10 of them snuck onto campus at night, and hot glued Pennies to every single lock on campus which ended up getting the school canceled for a week because they had to replace every lock and it led to an extensive investigation, no one was caught though so it's all good 10/10 prank I would say

AlexAttack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did u upload it and did soflo steal it

Sythan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We glad wrapped all the cars in the teachers parking area together with a giant roll of glad wrap.

TristanGavin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After Christmas the Boy Scouts pick up all the Christmas trees and put them in a parking lot near our school before disposing of them. One of the seniors stole a school key from his mom who was a teacher. Sunday night we broke in and replaced all the desks in the science building with Christmas trees.

Drugsrhugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class didn't have a senior prank, but the year above me all wore swimsuits to school the last day... Only because the year before them poured baby oil on all the stair causing multiple serious injuries. So yeah they ruined it for us.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party, but we asked our teachers a dew months before what we could wake them up for during the night. We had answers like lasagna, an ice cream, math (guess what he was teaching) and other stuff.

So we did. We woke them up at 2 am with their answers.

post_sex_jizz_rocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had this teacher who really hated me.. and i also really hated him. so i came up with the idea to get his face tattooed on my foot. I got the whole senior class to pitch in and raise enough money to get it. They raised more money in 2 hours then the hurricane katrina fund we did for a whole week. Still have it to this day and reminds me to never be a dick. fuck mr meadows

balmung8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't do a prank :/ however, the year before mine disassembled one of the campus supervisors golf carts and re-assembled it on the roof of the building in the center of the quad.

Dannygriff12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got a couple. The band room at my high-school was the old black box theatre so we hid a few bags of potatoes up there which later smell like dead bodies. We used to have boulders out front for the seniors to tag but they took them aways so we towed a junker to the front steps slashed the tires and tagged that. And we also took apart the risers in the choir room and hid the piano in them then made a pyramid of the chair on top of it

MysticalSock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a fairly large number of portables so we stole all the stairs leading up to them over night. Without stairs it was just over a meter to reach the door, good times...

MGrooms94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party but my senior class pulled ours off the internet. We used chickens instead of pigs. We got 3 chickens and painted the numbers "1" "2" and "4". On them. Through out the day the vice principal had more or less every student from senior class come to the office to ask where number 3 was.

KevanBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took all of the desks, benches, and metal outside lunch tables and stacked them up in the hallways. The first 2 periods were spent lugging those fucking tables back down the stairs

gohkamikaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone in the year above us let off a container of bees in the Junior's hallway.

NickMurico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put every outdoor Trashcan on the roof of school. Yea it was lame... but it was no destructive.

McDarila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The statute of limitations is up and was not directly involved.

Moving the FFA/4H cattle from the AG barn to the third floor of the school. Cattle can clime stairs but can not come back down them.

lorrianne95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two guys from my school let 42,000 ladybugs free in the school. Who knew you could get ladybugs off Amazon??

wanitoshampoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had like outdoor hallways on the upper level of our school, so some kids blocked off the hallways with sand bags, filled them with water and put a bunch of fish in there. One of the hallways was directly above the main office and the water seeped down and destroyed a bunch of records and equipment. I think the school got the cops involved but never found out who did it

grawsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't part of the cool group so I actually can't remember our actual prank.. but some of the other years (or could have been mine) were...

Stealing the principal's keys and filling his car with balloons.

Seniors arrived early and parked in all the reserved staff parking bays.

Stole a whole lot of detour and road closed signs and diverted traffic through the small staff car park roadway which was kind of in the middle of the school (they got in a lot of trouble over this one)

busyDuckman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well the year before us "went to far" and pranks were banned. They had someone dress up in a gorilla costume and run trough the middle of assembly giving out banana's.

So because of this outrageous behaviour the year before, we were told any student doing a prank would be denied their high school graduation certificate (and prevented from graduating). One kid threw a water balloon, others smuggled in water pistols. The school made good on its threat, announcing the punishment at the graduation ceremony.

Capcombric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Current senior, I'm arranging plans to fill my school cafeteria with 5,000 balloons

JerkasaurousRexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class had cut down the flag pole and put it on top of the gym's roof.

lsufreak9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two of my friends let an alligator loose in the school.

arbituser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple years ago where I go, the Seniors coated a shitload of bread and birdseed in laxatives and spread them all over the staff parking lot. The results were exactly what you would expect.

brain-power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few weeks before graduation I germinated a TON of grass seed. The night before I left town I walked out to the hill in front of the dorms and spread the seeds in the shape of a huge "S" (my first initial). The grass that grew was different than the existing grass. It wasn't obvious but it was there alright. I bet I could have done a lot better with a second try.

MysterySeaMen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours wasn't very exciting, but the grade two years above us built a person sized doll house in the middle of the school atrium. Students would normally go there between classes to put their bags away/chill, except now, in the center of everything, there was a house filled with seniors in their pajamas just eating cereal and watching movies on their laptops. They also taped pictures of one of their classmates staring angrily on every locker with the caption "Big Brother is Watching You". It's a reference to 1984, I know.

sleepingonstones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My idea (that we never got around to):

We were going to tell the teachers that our "senior prank" was to wear pajamas to school. The seniors and faculty would wear pajamas without telling the other grades why. But on the designated day, the seniors show up in normal clothes, leaving the faculty in their pajamas

gullman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released numbered chickens. 1, 2, and 4.

ITGuyLevi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropping out...

... Maybe not the best conceived plan, but it all worked out.

assymcgee1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We walked around school all day playing putt-putt on an indoor practice green. One guy had a full score sign. One guy was Gilmore, Happy one was Lafferty, Daniel and of course McGavin, Shooter. Several guys followed all day as an audience. We would silence the entire cafeteria or classroom we were in for a high-pressure shot. Ended the round in the principal's office.

Burritobandit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similar to another user (currently the top comment), my school's prank was to form a circle with a bunch of kids screaming about a fight. Security runs over and there's just a kid punching a pineapple in the middle of the circle.

LiquidPhoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was fun but kinda lame in retrospect because we copied something we saw on the Internet. It was around the time that flash mobs were at their height of popularity. We found this one and decided to recreate it at lunch time. We had close to 1000 in our graduating class and about 700 of us did it in the middle of the lunch period. It was rough for me cuz I decided I was gonna pick my gf up and have her on my shoulder for the entire 5 minutes. But we pulled it off and it was pretty awesome. Just wish it was more original.

Focie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a senior prank or whatever.. but it is a prank for when my mandatory military service was up.

I went down to the guard booth and asked to borrow the CD with the morning reveilles. I made up some story about how I needed it for a thing we were doing over at the gym, and I was reluctantly handed the CD.

Success!!

I went back to my room. Ripped an exact copy of the CD, all the tracks are still the same... except for track number four. The food reveille. (didn't want to mess with the flag) The one everyone looks forward to hearing.

I wake up to the morning reveille, and wait in suspense. Just fifteen minutes till food reveille.

It seems like an eternity, but 06.15 am, it happens. Breakfast is ready to be served, speakers blare out the food reveille... except it wasn't that one. The speakers in a huge militaity compound started blaring (loudly I might add)...

the theme song of My Little Pony.

I felt like a legend!

Best part is that the guys in the booth turned it off pretty much immediately after hearing "My little ponyyyyyy, My little poooony!"... but they couldn't hear exactly what it was. They thought they put on the wrong track, so they restarted it! Twice, the theme song of my little pony were being played all over the compound. It was glorious.

CJG543 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 2 live chickens into the school corridor. I'll never forget the look of confusion on the teachers' faces. The best part was that we named them chicken 1and chicken 3 so the school spent ages looking for another one that didn't exist.

Skinnj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We covered all toilet entrances with household foil, as well as all toilets. Then we put hundreds of half filled plastic cups on the stairs before lunchbreak. In the afternoon we put ink on all the door handels.

kkjadeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but the class that just graduated did Coachella at our school, complete with a live band, 50ft tall blow up astronaut, watermelons, flash tattoos, music and streamers and balloons and glowsticks in the halls, and powder paint. Quite possibly one of the best senior pranks ever.

ABearDream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone in our school actually did something mildly dangerous by putting olive oil on the floors. Boy, was our principal pissed. I think that prankster actually got arrested.

parrotsnest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got the prom queen pregnant. She stayed in our hometown to raise our child solo while I left the country to study abroad. Shit was hilarious.

Coes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We spent a few months building a huge wooden horse (thing was like 6 and a half meters high, it even had seats on the inside). Then at night we rolled it up to the school and got in by morning. We were of course dressed as Bronze Age soldiers. When we had been rolled in, we "took over the school by force"; all in all, it was pretty harmless but a lot of fun.

Hybrid888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I almost had my senior jersey text as "Cyka blyat"

Virtualthot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to do one with liquid ass, any ideas?

Youngolde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior.

Planning on a group shit in the schools urinals on all 3 floors

Michafiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Kinda late to the party, but we did quite some awesome stuff.

We organized a color run on the schoolyard, with everyone throwing those colorful powders at eachother. (Teachers wore these white hazard suits who don't get dirty but they still played along which was cool). Also, we hired a DJ (someone knew a guy who knew a guy etc. etc.), had tons of waterballoons, a Chinese food-car with spring rolls and more, and we were also rope jumping.

That was everything we did outside of the school, in the inside we hung ropes all over the lockers, taped some lockers with duck tape so they couldn't open at all.

Oh and we had facial paint which we marked everyone with pink-green-blue stripes (even teachers). We had a fun time :)

That was my year, in earlier years it were an army-based senior prank (with a big ass 50 meters long 10 meters high blown-up assault course on the schoolyard) and there was once a cow in the school just wandering around.

GhostOfMuttonPast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We went around with chalk and wrote shit on the exposed brick walls and outside really early in the morning. All was good and fine until some kids wrote some stupid dirty shit everywhere and proceeded to get us in more trouble that we should've been in.

Daredizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but during my freshman year, the seniors let three chickens go in the school and painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them. They spent forever trying to find the 3rd one and teachers were scared it would destroy their classroom overnight.

PrimalPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all Wore colurful clothing instead of our uniform. Can't really call it a prank because we had to run it thru the Dean beforehand. But it was all good fun

1zigiz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably to late but we had great ideas for the senior prank and everyone was looking forward to it. Then the year before us fucked something up and the school wouldn't let us do shit. That is until one of the younger math teachers (28 and was a cool guy) helped us convince the principal to organise a party in the middle of the day. Our school consisted of 4 hallways connected in a square with the middle part being a garden area with some benches. We deliverd a dj to the roof and set up a pool and a bubblemaker on the day itself and started partying at 1pm. All the younger years were still in class but were allowed to join us not much later. Some of the teachers even had performances planned (the math teacher and the art teacher had a hiphop performance) and it was a lot of fun. This was in 2010 at the start of summer and would recommend to everyone to do this instead of a prank. You will leave a positive mark on everyone involved.

SweetCarolineBumx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not much of a prank but my class started a tradition at my high school, during football games on the start of the second half kickoff we would throw tons of baby powder in the air. It looked awesome! And on graduation day, we went out the same way.

ImNoScientistBut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Eurofag here. We had several steps to it, school was mostly cool about it too.

Step 1)
We had several weeks without lectures in advance of our graduation day. During the last week of lectures before that, we showed up in co-ordinated costumes, we had things like Toga day where we all showed up with a bed sheet wrapped around our shoulders and such.
Step 2)
During the lecture free weeks, we once in a while showed up as a group of 10-20 students just to fuck around at school and rubbing our freedom into the faces of the other students (as well as teachers and staff). My favorite memory is of us arriving an hour before lunch break and setting up a BBQ, reclining chairs and a small inflatable pool in the school courtyard. We just chilled there, BBQed, smoked and drank beer. When the bell rang and about a thousand students streamed out to get their lunch break, we smiled at them and waved our beers and BBQ around. Hawaiian shirts, flip flops, sunglasses, the whole shabang (I remember being mad at Marco for not coming through on that inflatable palm tree... woulda really tied the courtyard together...). Several students came up to ask for beer, especially younger ones, they usually got splashed with water. Some got a bite from the BBQ though.

Step 3)
Graduation day itself had a bit of a tradition. It was co-ordinated with the school as well but not with all the details. It was co-ordinated that the graduating students would "shut down the school for the day" and create a program and basically a small festival for that day. What exactly was up to us though. There had also been years in the past where the graduating classes didn't manage to prepare the festivities properly or just fucked around too much and the "shut down day" was cancelled. So nobody was 100% if there was going to be school that day or not. It was great.

As most students before us, we began by making sure there was no interference during the day and that staff and teachers would participate at the games and such. So we simply locked them out of their own buildings. Heavy chains, locks and balloons were involved.
We had an actual festival, with a theme (therapy). There was food an drinks (offered at purchasing prices), a stage with live music, you name it. Older students had beer and champagne as much as they wanted. There was a game where you could stack beer cases and scale/climb them (while secured to a rope) and the one stacking the most beer cases and climbing them would get a prize.
My favorite game was the "You don't know Jack!" game we moderated. The 3 participants were 3 of the most liked teachers of our school. There was a bit of confusion about the rules at the start "what is up with that "nailing" rule? How does it work? What's so funny about it?". But we had hand-written over 20 questions which were particularly aimed at the participating teachers. It was awesome, many, many laughs were had, the teachers liked it too (one was a bit grumpy ;) ). The physics teacher won hands down. Smart guy.
Don't know, there was LOTS going on, just a real festival that we planned which went until the late afternoon. Many students stayed longer than they would have had they gone to class. I remember leaving drunk and completely soaked in beer and champagne, the bus ride home was sticky and uncomfortable.
But that day was awesome.

crystalteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone who could rode to school on a riding lawn mower.

ImNotYourFatherJason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class had 2. First we all organized a water balloon fight in the quad. Security got involved and we had to pick up all the tiny ass balloons after. And a few people went and bought a few thousand crickets, they let them loose in the library. Needless to say, our library had to be fumigated.

nomarnd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jerk off on the lunch ladies.

Stingray88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone spray painted "class of 2006 rules" all over the brand new sign at the entrance to our parking lot.

Great prank guys. Vandalism. Yeah... :/

icithis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go to a local feed shop, and buy hundreds of crickets. Pop cricket bags in girls bathroom. Pretty fantastic, honestly.

Katsuhiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We just removed all the chairs from the school.

It was hilarious.

Doublepony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A class a few years ahead of me released 3 pigs into the school with numbers 1,2, and 4 painted on them. The staff spent a lot of time looking for a fourth pig.

Santasslittlehelper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of my mates and I wore horse head masks and played lawn bowls on the quad. We are hilarious.

AcostaSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A little late but our first attempt was this video that we sent to the the emails of all the teachers in the school to play for their classes under the impression that it was just the weekly news segment our school recorded. The email was sent from the address of the teacher that would normally send out these videos but it somehow got compromised early and was never seen by the entire school. To make up for our shortcomings, we bought hundreds of dollars worth of yarn between 30 people and snuck in the school sunday night and absolutely covered the entire school by tying yarn to just about everything and anything. You couldn't walk 1 foot in any direction without running into some. Again, this plan was thwarted by earl teachers and lawn clippers and not many were able to see our work. I wish i would've taken picture of the sight but didn't in case of getting in trouble and there being evidence.

MyNameIsBiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year above me used roundup to write 'Leavers '97' on the main grass area. It was such a good job that it was still there for my leaving year prank, which was 6 foot high paper mache letter spelling out Leavers '98 on the roof of the science rooms.

That and someone made a massive water bong out of The fountain, complete with grass clippings packed bowl.

I think there were sheep left penned in classrooms if I recall correctly.

ThThinkTank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all dressed up like spartans, bare chested red capes and all, and took cushions as shields. We then went to our preassigned corridors and blocked anyone who attempted to pass for as long as possible. Nothing more fun than having kids charge at you and pushing them back while yelling 'SPARTANS HOLD'. When that ended we all went onto the sportsfields and had a massive 100 person mele with cardboard tubes, and then played british bulldog, (read: bodily assaulted eachother while running fast) It was great and most of the teachers were nice about it because we didn't break anything or create any mess.

somecraic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school has a legend of the year that released 4 sheep with the numbers 1,2,3 and 5 painted on the sides. Chaos ensued trying to find number 4.

VelocityRAPTOR33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't really towards the end of the year but when we got all of that snow back in 2009 on the east coast me and two of my friends climbed onto the roof of the school early in the morning and constructed a giant snow penis overlooking the main entrance to the school

sinnersaint9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, cause I was expelled, but some guys took a cow from one of the near by farms and got it on to the roof somehow. It was gone by the time any kids showed up though. It was just talked about a lot.

lostpaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was on us. The previous year the seniors put shaving cream on the car of some bitch in my class that everyone hated so she called the cops on them. A whole big ordeal in a smallish school caused them to stop the senior prank day. (We could still do it but we couldn't walk on graduation)

yourefunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was at a boarding school in England. We rounded up a bunch of cows from the nearby field in the middle of the night and guided them on to the school grounds. They shat everywhere and mooed so loudly that a bunch of the teacher woke up etc. The head grounds man tried to clear them off the property in the very early hours of the morning. And caused an articulated truck to jackknife because one of the cows escaped and ran down the road. Our plan had been to get a couple of the cows up some steps on to an area that you could only get off by going down the stair. We had watched a Ricky Gervais stand up bit about how cows can't go down stairs. Unfortunately the cows were too hard to corral so we gave up and snuck back in to our boarding houses before more teachers woke up. Was hilariously good fun!!

lipplog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super-balls. Lots and lots of super-balls.

AgentER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huge bins of water at top of stairs, when people walked up we flipped them, about 300l + water went streaming down the stairs knocking down a few kids and injuring some in the process :o

_firecracker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 years prior to my class, the senior class switched a lot of locker locks and placed fish in empty lockers. The result was a horrible smell and a day being excused for all students (the next day). And a few arrest as they used the opportunity to go through every locker and found various illegal things such as weed. This was in the 90's. Most people got charges dropped as it couldn't be proven it was their weed since the lockers were tampered with.

MadameHussein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school really doesn't tolerate pranks.

Two years ago the seniors decided to have a senior skip day and after 1st period proceeded to leave the school. Long story short parents were called and all seniors were suspended.

Last year the seniors teepee'd the courtyard with toilet paper, they were then told to clean it up.

kiahyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I gave my valedictorian a glass jar to bring on stage during his speech. He put it in the middle of the ampetheater stage. My friends and I handed out about 500 marbles (not everyone would take one) out of my class of about 700... When we went up to shake the administrators hands we left the marbles in their palms. They started putting them in their pockets, they finally figured out what the jar was for after the marbles flooded their clothes. "This one's for all the marbles" is what we wrote on the jar. It was really clean and easy.

Yoddd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine placed chicken, raw fucking chicken, in the roof of the student study rooms a week before exam block. None of the teachers, none of maintenance gave a fuck because they didn't have to deal with it. Flies as bog asnypur fucling the during exams, dude had to remove it hself because we couldn't study at school without throwing up due to the smell...

exsorcista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It took about 15 of us and some wood to the get the supervisor's golf carts up onto the roof of our cafeteria building. It was either 2 or 3 can't remember.

dfaria121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone cut down this tree in the quad. Pretty much all the students were pissed and the person never revealed themselves. My high school wasn't very fun.

Homunculistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard tell that it would be a good prank to do the following:

Release 3 rats into the school, all with numbers painting on them. The numbers would be 1, 2, and 4, with the idea that the school would spend ages looking for number 3.

Never actually happened though, and I went on with my life.

theviper217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always thought ours was kind of cliche but planted a tree in the middle of the football field. Big but not a full size tree (it took about eight of us to get it there).

MasquedPlaty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My grad class did a couple things. They removed all the dividers between the stalls in the washrooms, which ended up being quite hilarious and lasted a few days. I have no clue where the dividers went. Another one was that they filled the foyer and the staircase with cups of water.

Another year the grad class cemented a toilet to the ground outside the front doors. Everyone knew about this prank cause there was a giant mark on the pavement, and it was hilarious.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior pranks got really lame when a few years before my time some idiots poured bubble bath into the turtle pond at the center of the school and all the turtles died. No one was allowed to go into the atrium after that, which was a huge shame and really stupid because it didn't really accomplish anything other than bar us from entering the only beautiful place in that shithole. I used to eat lunches looking into the miniature forest wishing I could enter.

When I was there the pranks that we had were turning an area of the commons into a ball pit and sticking pencils into the ceiling tiles by throwing them.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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YT_Reddit_Bot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"RHS 2008 Senior Prank" - Length: 00:06:12

tuiznew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cemented a Toilet to the schools front entrance.

Group of students lifted a teachers VW Beetle between two trees he had to get a Tow Truck to drag it out.

Wood glued all the door locks.

lonewombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

20 bushels of crabs let loose in the hallways

kneticz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was actually disgusting... Raw fish was hidden in chairs all around the common area.

Another school nearby had a much better one: let three chickens loose name tagged 1, 2 and 4. they hunted for hors trying to find #3.

swiftlysauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors went and trashed a bunch of the juniors and sophmores cars.

the principal was rightfully pissed, so she cancelled all the rest of the dances and proms the rest of the year.

I stayed home and browsed reddit like a good boy.

Zentharian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My school never really did senior pranks. I remember during my junior year two seniors played full contact chess in the cafeteria.

scotscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I broke into the maintenance shed (only person in twenty years to manage that) got all of the car and bus keys and the master key for all the buildings. Unlocked every door, shat in every bathroom I had not previously shat in, made a blockade on the driveway with the buses and cars, put the golf buggies in the dining hall, put cups full of water on the stairs and stole a bottle of tequila. Then to round everything off nicely, hid all the car keys in the spot where they put stuff they'd confiscated from us. I should mention this was a tiny Connecticut boarding school with 40 odd people in it. The next morning none of the teachers could get in, the truck that brought food couldn't get in, and they couldn't find the keys... I awoke to the headmaster in my room asking where the keys are. I said "I've confiscated him" Took him about ten minutes to work it out.

fredandlunchbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quit high school in 11th grade. It was a prank, waiting for them to call me back. Still waiting...

fearhand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends snuck into school at night and glued all the locks. The next morning no one was able to get in for half of the day. It was glorious.

addysol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our rugby team managed to lift our principles car up just enough to put blocks under his axles but the wheels looked like they still touched. So old mate comes out. Starts his car but no matter what it won't drive. He ended up getting it towed but assume (I saw the lift not the towing) the tow truck driver saw the blocks when he went to hook it up

krak_is_bad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took all of the mouse balls out of the mice in the computer lab.

brandonhardyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I wouldn't necessarily call it a "prank" but we sang "Happy Birthday" to our Senior English teacher every single day. How is one 70 year old woman going to stop thirty 18 year olds from singing a thirty second song? After a few weeks she just accepted that it was part of the day.

Edit: We also threw her birthday parties every Friday. She didn't approve, but again, how is one older woman going to stop us from secretly passing around a piece of paper for people to sign up to bring cups, plates, chips, cookies, etc? It was our teacher's last year before retirement and I'd like to think she had a soft spot for us.

r0botdevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior English teacher had a very strict rule against food in the classroom. On the very last day of school, I had the local pizzeria deliver the largest pizza they made to me in my desk, a la Jeff Spicoli, and then passed it around the class. Fortunately my teacher had a sense of humor, and we all got a good laugh out of it.

Briannkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class prank sucked - it was badly organized, last minute "lets park in the the teachers' parking lot" - I was against it - turns out, all of 3 people had cars that day. It could have worked if they had blocked the entrance with their cars, but no one thought that far ahead.

A few years later the senior class made up for our lame ass prank by turning the school into a prison (our school had no windows and looked like a prison) complete with a new sign and a guard on the roof. Made national news.

Steel_organ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Epsom salts in the water butts. They never did find out who it was..

HansGuderian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember arriving to school during the winter and seeing the front doors packed solid with about 5 feet deep of snow forcing everyone to find another entrance. I had heard that someone had access to a small excavator to do the deed.

We also had grad kidnapping but that was more of a sanctioned tradition than a prank.

harpoonmytang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got pranked by having my parents move me across the country for my senior year! Best prank ever!

zainhatesyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I shoved fish in all the roof vents, they didnt know why it stank for weeks

CropsYourPhotos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class put pink lawn flamingos all over any part of yard/grass they could fit in outside our school, needless to say, people were surprised when our mascot was a wildcat and not a pink flamingo.

DaSasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To not graduate on time, it was hilarious... sort of..

ChacoBellinSTL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank turned into us vandalizing the school and then having to clean it all up. What a waste.

QCA_Tommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole this idea, sure... But it's true!

In my HS (Milton, GA) we sent 3 pigs through the front door. They were labeled - 1,2, and 4.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I spent 4 years convincing the entire high school that I didn't exist, then showed up at graduation expecting a diploma.

Radiatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone threw an egg and was immediately expelled. The UK doesn't really prank very well I guess in general, we all just signed each others shirts and had a good time.

B-Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eggs, firecrackers, homemade smoke bombs, fire, rushing, and balaclavas. Also, kids from the closest school ( who were off that day ) ran through the woods that lead to the main field and kept providing us with more ammo.

Fun times. Oh, and UK. So not technically Senior but sure.

SanFransicko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all skipped and went to the Giant's home opener. Took up most of the bleachers in left field at Candlestick Park, last season before they moved to the new ballpark. Tailgated, smoked a bunch of weed, got on the Jumbotron, taunted Moises Alou, good time had by all.

John2k12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have a Senior Prank day, but a Senior Skip day. When I parked, a handful of classmates were at the entrance to the lot saying not to go to class, but to chill out at the lot. Went to class though because I wasn't sure at the time what they were actually planning.

Halfway through the day, my teacher in a computer-related class of mostly juniors told me and the other senior to get outta there and enjoy the skip day. There was a small park in the middle where they had set up a barbecue, so I spent the second half of the schoolday there drinking free soda and hanging around.

It was sort of surreal how so many of us just decided to hang out and socialize while the other three grades of students were in class not even 200 feet from us, and no one was trying to stop us.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crickets in the bathrooms. They spread through the school so fast

Hungry4havok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all planned to gather on the front lawn and were notified via a bird call. When we went outside one of the guys with a pickup truck pulled up on the lawn we made a massive slip and slide. We were having fun until the principle came outside (former green beret) and we all scattered. Funniest shit ever

Toisty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of my buddies knew 2 very key people: 1) a foreman at a quarry and 2) A guy with a dump truck.

Dropped a 2 ton boulder on the front lawn. School couldn't move it because trying to remove it would cause more damage than it was worth so it has since been a permanent fixture at the school and even a bit of a mascot since it gets dressed up by the students for seasons/holidays.

SilentGray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank, but when I was in 10th grade the seniors decided to throw a rave in the boys washroom. They brought in a sound system, black lights, streamers, and pretty much decked out the whole place. The principle was so impressed he let them party the whole lunch hour before shutting it down.

Bcthatswhatshesaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was kinda lame. We had a teacher that everyone loved and when it was his lunch break all the seniors (and I mean everyone) was in his small classroom (about 360 students). He came in and was surprised but we all had a good laugh.. Miss that guy

walleyworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got 8 pigs together and let them loose in the school.. The Kicker.. We numbered them 1,2,3,4,5,6,9 and 10. For three weeks they were looking for the remaining imaginary 2 pigs and every so often we would have some one go to the office saying the saw 7 or 8 of the pigs.

brogata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid 2009 Easter eggs around campus. left a note saying one of them had a $20 in it. Most of them had condoms or stolen office supplies. Oh and we also removed all the wheels from all of the chairs in the school.

KFORS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

friend was had access to the school TV (it was a big flat screen in the lunch room connected to the PA system) we where abele to Rick Roll the whole school during the news and announcements 10/10

Asianthrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We did this during our band camp.

We dormed at a college campus for the week, and all the senior guys and girls did something different. Girls forked the lawn outside the chemistry building.

We cooked 400 lbs of spaghetti and put it all over the boys dorm and the surrounding area outside.

It was a shit ton of spaghetti and we had to take turns being in charge of cooking it as we cooked nonstop for 7 hours.

We all also wore mustaches and posed in front of a sign that said, "2013" covered in the pasta.

Picture for proof, doesn't even do justice how much pasta there was.

dragonfyre173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One year, the seniors put a pheasant in the girls' bathroom. The hysteria was hilarious.

But my class? Nah, they just spray painted the windows and sidewalks with actual paint. Several kids got expelled for it.

MLaw2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought a crap ton of shitty digital watches, put them in random lockers and set them all to go off right as the last final started.

JeromeW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stole a monkey from a car delearship. Got on the news too.

http://youtu.be/YuIxq9vLVLs

myleskilloneous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myself and a few friends intended to sneak onto a lower roof of the school which had a glass hallway running next to it with lots of foot traffic and write "seniors 05" on the glass facing in. We acquired a whole bunch of random stuff to put up there as well from people's trash the few weeks prior and had essentially an entire bedroom set we were going to assemble as well. Somehow blowup dolls were involved. We hit a stroke of luck as we were organizing in my backyard before heading out on the big mission that night and my dad inquired what we were up to, especially after seeing the blowup dolls and two vehicles full of crap in our driveway. He told him and he struck up an ingenious pun of our school mascot, the "tanners", and we realized the blowup dolls should be tanning, because that's clever and we are clever (thanks dad). He was a professional sign painter for years and quickly spray painted a "home of the 'tanners'" or something on a sheet and we set off.

Everything went perfect, we loaded everything up and set up, took a quick piss off the roof into the library courtyard while looking out over the football field with my best buds, it was rad.

The next morning, nerves on end, we arrived at school and there wasn't a buzz yet in home room which made sense since seniors were on the other side of the school. My first class was past this hallway however so I got to walk by in the AM and see everyone snapping pictures on their Moto Razr and T-Mobile sidekicks and admiring. It was pretty rad to be the one behind that and the principal recognized it in the morning announcements and said it was one of the best pranks he's ever seen because it wasn't just spray paint on a wall or whatever but that any future pranks would be strongly discouraged.

Surely enough, a few weeks later a bunch of the popular kids or whatever spray painted "seniors" on the building and tied a bunch of bras to the fence and left beer cans everywhere near the gym or something I don't know. I was walking into school as the janitors were trying to scrub the spray paint and cleaning shit up at 7AM and the principal was out there surveying things and he plotted towards myself and my friend (also involved) and called us over. I think I'm in some shit at this point because of this new stunt and am bummed. We get over there and he just looks as us and goes "fellas. I liked yours much better" and winked at us and we went off.

Tldr; dad made senior prank better, beers n bras, principal winked at me

etherchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a pretty run-down country school in Hawaii. For senior prank we caught the wild chickens around the campus perimeter in trash bags, and let em loose in the halls, even putting a few inside lockers which released further havoc when they were opened later in the day.

Whyshouldu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was none, sadly. But in my junior year some idiot freshman was mad that the seniors didn't do anything and broke plastic forks and scattered them all over the parking lot, whether intentional or not. Gave blame to the seniors and fucked up the normal senior expression privileges. Seniors could design their caps. Have they're own cool walk, or do anything to express themselves because of a pissed off kid. Fuckwit.

Mightbeagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before me threw a party in the parking lot at night and kids were getting shit faced and doing drugs and shit, so the school locked down on pranks. Our prank was 20 of the super popular kids brought their dogs to school for like half an hour. Fuck you, class of 2014.

kaos11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't have any knowledge of the planning of this before hand but during a school wide assembly in the gym I started to get passed rubber bounce balls by the hand full. I filled my pockets and passed them ahead. I guess a bunch of guys had back packs full of them and dispersed it between the couple hundred of us seniors. On go we launched a barrage of thousands of balls to the opposing kids and the entire populous of the school turned into a bouncy ball war zone for a few minutes. The staff was Fucking pissed and told us to leave while the entire gym was covered in bouncey balls.

Craig_of_the_jungle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I discovered I could pop the window to the marching band room and slip in. My buddy and I shit all over the place and in one assholes shako. I was in marching band so it wasn't like I was bullying the band kids or anything. I know, we get a D+ for creativity

7LeagueBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole the bleachers from our neighboring school during the night and set them up around our soccer field on the day of our final grudge-match of the year.

It was more of a school prank than specifically a senior prank and we had faculty help to drive us out and back as the other school was about 7 miles away.

YoungCornholio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

April 1st was my fucking day. Super gluing quarters everywhere on floors, using caution tape to seal off hella different parts of the school at the same time, stink bombing everything to the point that there was a "stink bomb drill" for teachers, and the fuckery went on and on. But alas, I never got the chance to pull off the ultimate scheme. Four teachers had a meeting with me and they decided that if I was caught conducting or being associated with any senior prank I wouldn't graduate. Those bastards. Graduation comes and I find out that a friend had loaded her gown with uninflated beach balls. They were passed out prior to the superintendent's fake ass speech he gives the graduating class. Fuckery ensues and I couldn't be happier that at least something popped off.

ftt128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was stopped before it could be enacted (probably for the better due to the criminal element involved). I spent the better part of a year slowly acquiring letterhead and envelopes from the admin office which backed up to the theater lighting/sound booth where I worked. During winter break, I drafted a letter indicating that due to a water main break on campus, break would be extended by an additional week so that repairs could be made and water service restored. Scanned in an old letter from principal to get his signature, printed the letter on letterhead and printed addressed envelopes for about 85% of the school - excluding those families who had teachers, administrators or highly involved parents. Prior to sending, a parent of mine came across the letterhead, envelopes and letter and put a stop to it (on account of the felonious nature of it and all). My prank then became playing Bob Marley during lunch over the PA system. Which no one recognized as a prank. Sigh....

JTDeuce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few guys got help from the janitors to park a piece of shit car in the cafeteria. I am not sure if the kids were caught, but no one got expelled and the janitors ALMOST got fired.

EchoMonroe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a small group of friends covered all the toilet seats in the school with Icy-Hot

WhoTookSquidly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Used car batteries to electrify the tennis courts and closed the gates once the little kids went in

Reddragon2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was fairly mediocre. We glad wrapped an entire pagola and filled it with balloons, brought a wrecked VW van into the grassy area next to our goodbye ceremony, and turned all the desks around to face the back of the class in a couple of the rooms.

We had been planning to take out every second step leading up to the office, but staff caught wind and that was that. Pretty sure the year after us did it though.

MadChef26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took all the lunch tables from the entire school and built them into a giant pyramid in the quad then chained them all together with padlocks.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't my senior prank but I think it's stupid enough to share. They had a couple senior pranks so it wasn't like they were out of options or whatever. Their devious prank was to get a bunch of gold fish and dump them on the ground in stairwells and shit. It smelled.

One of my friends had chickens and released one in the school which was eventually caught. He then convinced the school that someone stole it from him and was able to get it back and not get in trouble. I thought that was pretty good.

slugsnot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mattress in the diving pool, rainbow stickers on the faculty cars.

Wifebeingbad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seems lame hearing all these, but, we stole a flamingo from the zoo and left it in the hall

Acksor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We made "Always" by Erasure our class song, so that fact will be in the yearbook forever.

dimmtree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hijack jumbotron, played tick tack toe....

Antacidwarrior1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We drove a 79 vw bug through the halls. Graduation year 1997

tdasnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year but I was there when a senior prank/ditch day went wrong. The schools tradition was for the seniors to make some sort of distraction and ditch enmass at lunch. My school was split into two campuses a upper and lower. Lower was 1 building of classrooms and the auto and machine shops, upper was everything else. Upper section diversion someone broke into the old pa room and got some music going, seniors the kicked off some noise makers and fire works headed out. The lower campus diversion was supposed to be some noise makers in the trash cans and a small boom in the dumpster behind the shop classes. Who ever did their pyrotechnics went a little over board. The dumpster got lifted a few feet in the air, the shock wave shattered windows and the dumpster came down and back into the shop room. It didn't fully breach the wall but it did knock over some compressed gas canisters on of which broke causing the canister to bounce around the room a bit causing more damage. Upper campus seniors got away lower campus those that weren't On the dumpster blast just kinda stood there listing to the carnage.

The tradition ended that year.

afschuld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had a huge smoke stack coming out of the center for some reason, probably to do with the original use of the building. It rose about 20 ft higher than any other section of the roof, and had a iron rebar ladder going up the side of it, starting from the adjacent roof.

So naturally me and 6 other people decided to climb up there and put a pirate flag up. We actually got the thing in place no problem, but forgot to plant the envelop with our apology and some cash that was intended to be found by whatever poor bastard had to take the flag down. I volunteered to do the ascent rope-less (stupid) to put the envelope up there. I made it to the top of the smoke stack, about 4 stories off the ground at this point, placed my hand on the top to pull myself the rest of the way up, and the brick came loose.

I distinctly remember watching the brick fall and counting how long it took it to land and thinking that it was simply way too long. I was surely going to die up there.

Fortunately I kept my grip on the ladder, and the ladder itself held despite being a total piece of shit. I placed the envelope with judicious amount of duct tape, and made my way back down the ladder, my friends counting off the steps until I had to jump backwards to get back on the roof.

Afterwards we all went to Denny's and celebrated our successful act of piracy. As far as I know no one ever found out who had done it. Unfortunately we didn't use particularly water proof spray paint on the flag so over time it just became a black flag flapping from the top of the school instead of a sweet pirate skull.

DrGarrious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took every chair out of the school and piled them up into a giant pyramid

ColonParentheses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My buddy and I covered the faces in every photo in the school with paper cutouts of our principal's face. Put it on instagram with the hashtag #SmithTheSchool (our principal's last name is Smith).

BigMike_Deane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two guys got expelled at my school for thinking it would be a good idea to spray paint huge white dicks all over our red bricks. I believe there were about 18 in total and one went all the way across the outside gym wall and ejaculated onto the other wall...

Oh ya. I went to a severely conservative catholic school. Fun times.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WE TP'd the school at night. like indoors and stuff. then we camped out in the school parking lot. some people had tents, but I just got to school like an hour earlier to make it look like I spent the night.

ilovetheflowergirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ugh sucks that I'm 9 hours late, but a class above me did a really cool one which I'm really surprised isn't on here! They got 3 chickens and labeled them "1" "3" and "4" and set them loose. So people thought there were 4 chickens and spent a ton of time trying to find "2."

BWildeallday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had an indoor pool. The swim team was a thing back then. Every year the freshmen would have to do two weeks of swimming for PE, and we all knew that they never locked the gates leading from the locker rooms down the stairs and under the halls to the pool... I know at least for me, it was on a whim that I decided to participate. I'm pretty sure I was just a bystander in a certain homeroom where the idea hatched, so I was just grandfathered in. Halfway through the day, when the first lunch started, we all(about 15?) met in the guys locker room, some people changed, some didn't. Two of the guys participating were on the school swim team, and therefore were certified lifeguards. We covered our bases. We all came running out at the same time, and jumped in the pool. Apparently all the students but none of the administration knew what was happening, so above, while we're all running to the pool, the windows above are covered wall to wall with students, cheering everyone on. We enjoyed a solid 10 minutes of pool fun a month before high school ended forever. We were all suspended for a week. The editor of the newspaper was there covering the story and did not participate in the pool, but was suspended just like the rest of us. His mother did not approve. She didn't want anything like that on his future college transcripts, and demanded that he be able to make up all the work that he would have missed during the suspension and not have it counted it against him. The administration agreed and let everyone make up all work the last week of school. Ten minutes of swimming followed by a week off school, and just a slap on the wrist for everyone. We met at the waffle house the next morning. There were news crews and everything.

TLDR: Jumped in the pool, got a free week off school

notduddeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So our school colors were red and black while our rivals colors were grey and blue.

Me and my dorky larp buddies got together and made some costumes, and the day of our pep-rally we all donned our cloaks and proceed to have a simi choreographed fight between jedi wearing grey and using blue swords, and the sith wearing black and using red swords.

They threatened to have us arrested because we brought "weapons" to school. Most of us had never been in trouble so we got off easy. They ended up having us do it with the cheerleaders for homecoming.

samxcr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't me but a few years back at my school the graduating grade put laxatives in all of the water fountains/bubblers around the school. Since then "muck up day" has changed to "fun day", and last year all the graduating people did was hang streamers up on the balconies.

ITGuyLevi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL I went to a really boring school with a terrible mascot.

Sluggerjt44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My teacher that also had gone to my school said that after winter break the seniors had picked up all the dead Christmas trees from the surrounding neighborhoods and planted them all in our school's quad. He said they planted them so close together that you couldn't get through them. So everyone had to try to maneuver through a Forrest of dead Christmas trees.

Mr_feint_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bought these really strong stink bombs on the internet and set them off in every classroom us seniors had in first period. Most of these rooms had shitty windows so air circulation was terrible. Holy fucking shit it stunk

K_BLasters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pdr29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my senior prank, but the senior class a few years above me snuck out to the bus depot at night and slashed a lot bus tires. Next morning they found it, caught the kids and arrested them, they didn't graduate and they had to get cranes to lift the buses up in order to change out the tires.....

All in all it was a lame prank, and it cost the school/those kids a shot ton of money. Not exactly the best prank.

codythecoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a great story of a prank my mate pulled off.

On our last day of school, my friend (lets call him Bruce) stood at the school gates handing out flyers (mostly to primary) saying something to the effect of, "As a parting gift, the year 12's have hidden five $20 notes around the school." It then listed the locations, nut the only ones I can remember were: buried in the volleyball court (sand), in a teachers shoe and, on a window on the building site (our school was building a whole bunch of new rooms, and had installed windows so we could see what was happening).

Now, you would expect this to be completely fake, and you'd almost be right, but Bruce actually put $20 on one of the windows, on the other side. So now everyone knew it was real, but no-one could get the money. Now you have kids running around the school trying to find the money. Asking teachers to take off their shoes, digging up the volleyball court, and just generally causing chaos. It was beautiful.

ixfd64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We officially didn't have one. As some of the past pranks have gotten students into trouble, our class decided to play it safe and avoid them altogether. Well, some people did blow up a beach ball and pass it around during the commencement - if you could call that a prank.

kaimedar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Liquid nailed all the doors shut and filled the front lawn with hundreds of election signs. Some Loner also pained a giant Penis on the football field in orange paint.

r0cx89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Group of 8 friends picked up and moved 3 smart cars that our teachers drove from the parking lot to the mall add-on about a block away watching my teacher trying to find and then get her car out was priceless.

kieoshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, in my school the classrooms had these insanely light chairs, they put blue tack or glue on the bottom of the legs and stuck them on the ceiling They didn't come down for a few days and we sat on the ground for class cause the chairs were hanging upside down from the classroom ceiling Edit 1: Tiding up some spelling

krismonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wanted to get a cherry picker and drop tires down the flag pole (to create a giant tower of tires, that would be a pain to get off) Instead I think we ended up parking in the faculty lot. Or we had two dumb pranks or something. I remember I didn't park in the faculty lot and I think kids that did got in trouble

BooJamYa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We glued our graduating class year in porn magazine pages on an outside window on the second story. It overlooked a main hallway.

Seuix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took the bottom half of a mannequin and dressed in our school uniform tracksuit pants and trainers, then put it under the front of the deputy head's car so it looked like she'd run over someone and left. Some of the kindergarten kids screamed or cried.

w0w_such_usernam3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At one point during graduation, "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO started playing and we all got up from our chairs and performed a flash mob!

Leehams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class was boring due to the way overkill "prank" that happened a few years before where giant dirt filled tires were dumped in the parking lot (like 10 feet across, I have no idea where they even got them or how they moved them), and they also strung fishing wire all over in front of the school, TPed that, then it rained. So the school admins were a bit testy from that for the next few years. However I was able to get my band teacher pretty good. Now my band teacher is terrified of killer whales. Like, scarred as a child when she was watching a cute seal from a boat being all happy and nice, then a killer whale popped up and murdered it. So naturally I printed out 99 letter sized pictures of killer whales and pasted them all over the band room and in her office. Also strung up streamers everywhere. Pretty tame, but was really fun for the power of the inside joke. Nothing besides this prank happened at my school that year.

edit: a word

Jarv1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend used to own parts of his own farm so we took 4 chickens and let them loose around the school in the early hours of the morning. This was funny enough but even funnier is that we tagged them "1, 2, 3, 5" so the senior members of staff spent the whole day looking for a roaming chicken that didn't even exist.

johnnys-inferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Post its. Entire hallways filled with post its

DoctorGirby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everybody parked their tractors in the faculty parking spots

Snoozeybutton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At our sister school someone dragged a dead deer into the girls' bathroom. People talked about it for years

Rataplana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So we had this main corridor in our school that lead to basically every classroom. So we thought of a way to block it off completly by using cups of water. Oh boy was it a glorious sight to see people navigate through all of those cups.

thisis4rcposts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were frim a hick farm town.

We greased up 2 pigs and let them loose in the school

We labeled them "one" and "three"

To be fair i think the guy who suggested this got the idea from a previous prank elsewhere

ashizzzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A select few within the senior class thought it would be a funny prank to put baby oil on the main staircase during a lunch hour. The only problem with this plan was the fact that our campus held two schools, and they did it before the other school's lunch period. There were a lot of people hurt and one kid even broke his leg. So they ended up 'pranking' the other school. From what I remember, the ones who were caught were all suspended/expelled.

MetathranSoldier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ahaha not my senior prank but people in the city where i live now had the outrageous idea to fake a terrorist attack.

They took fake hostages, recorded a fake decapitation, ran around school with fake guns and whore some "taliban" clothing. And then police came. And special forces. And 7 seniors went to prison for it. Ah isn't it great how stupidity always prevails?

Gesh777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone agreed to bring a marble to our graduation ceremony. We each handed the principal a marble after shaking his hand on the stage. After about 30 marbles, he didn't know what to do and just dropped them, and they rolled all over the stage really loudly. My high school was pretty big (about 500 in my graduating class) so this dragged on for a while and became hilariously awkward.

TriviaTwist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Steakhouse in the neighbor town had a bull on top of it. Piece of shit town thought it was better than us. Their colors were green. Ours were orange. we painted it orange. PWNED.

cojcoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two years before me the seniors got 3 pigs (alive) , buttered them up, and put label on them saying 1, 2, and 4. When the staff finally caught them they spent the rest of the day looking for number 3.

One year before I graduated, they put lube on all of the mens' rooms, so if you wanted to go and pee, you had to slide towards the bathroom, and oh boy, was it hard to pee with that.

Our year, two guys opened up a pepper bomb, I don't know how they are called, on the main hallway just 2 minutes before break. Needless to say that when the bell rang everybody passed through the gas and was kinda choking. Not the best idea ever, but still good.

These are just a few of the things that were done in my school, for example there was once a guy that shat inside younger student's lunchboxes.

TheWillRogers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating

Stewish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late, but we put 10,000 crickets in the school on senior skip day.

hilarymilne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The boys school across the valley from us would do a 'competition' called "biggest dick of the year". They would nominate a guy who was the biggest tool of the year in secret, kidnap him, strip him down naked, put him in a cage, drive him to our school, and make him run through the girls school (our school) from one end to the other.

As you can imagine it drew quite a crowd at our school when they would come through. We lined the route of the poor naked runner every year and occasionally threw things like eggs etc. Sounds cruel but it was payback for the way the boys school would throw things at us during our annual school fun run.

It was stopped for a few years after one guy found out he was going to be biggest dick of the year, and brought a knife to school and pulled it on the guys who were about to kidnap him. Good times.

acegendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As soon as our principal started speaking during our graduation ceremony, we all opened up newspapers that had been hidden under our seats and began reading. Got a good laugh from our families and friends watching from the bleachers.

AMIDALA8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A little context before I get into the prank: So, my high school was really strict with tardiness. We had tardy sweeps before every period, in which once the bell rang for class to start, teachers would lock their doors and students who were not in the classroom by then would be locked out, "swept" up by on-campus security guards, taken to the office to be marked as tardy, and then written a pass to go back to class. My school tried to make tardy sweeps a little more interesting though. Once the dismissal bell rang, students had six minutes to get to their next class. Halfway through this alloted time , they would blast the "Imperial March" (from Star Wars, practically synonymous with Darth Vader) over the school's intercom as an indicator that we only had a few more minutes to get to class. It was cool at first, but got annoying over the years, even for a big Star Wars fan like me.

Now to the prank. One day I'm sitting at home and I don't know how mustering up a senior prank came to my mind, but I had the perfect one in mind. During the tardy warning, my fellow seniors and I would have an epic lightsaber battle in the middle of the quad while the Imperial March played in the background. I take action on my idea and create a private Facebook Event Page to coordinate this (which I later realized was a bad idea if there were to be consequences with administration). I invite everyone and they all seem to be on board, so we schedule a date for this fiasco to go down. The day arrives and everyone was messaging me about when it was going to happen, and we settle right before the last period of the day. The time comes, the Imperial March starts playing, and then seniors start dueling it out around the quad with their lightsabers. Success!? Not quite. About 30 seconds in, security and administrators come barging in and confiscating lightsabers. Luckily, no one was written up or stripped of privileges to walk at graduation, which is the case when most people participate in a senior prank. Admittedly, it wasn't as cool as I thought it'd be. It played out better in my head.

tl;dr: high school played Imperial March during tardy sweep, decided to have a mass lightsaber battle amongst seniors, was pretty lame in the end

darcypa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of our more relaxed teachers had a traditional Mini. So on the last day a large groip of us picked up his car and moved it across the car park to Nother space. Took him a while to find it

Maximum_Exposer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forked the entrance with the school's own plastic forks

TheChieff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released two Hampsters into the Library with little signs attached to them with numbers 1 & 3.

Took them quite a long time to work out there was no number 2....

MrAMP1520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but seniors a couple years older then me planted marijuana trees by the main office. The faculty didn't find out until they were already in college for a couple months.

deeznuts44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I saw this before on this thread, but we had a parking shitshow on our lot as well.

Problem? I did it a day early by a window everyone saw. (because I'm an idiot)

Next day. This was supposed to be the parking meltdown. Vice principal approaches me, "You have anything to do with this?"

CreamyGoodnss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was an unintentional prank that alllllllmost got completed.

So in like March, the Seniors would start voting on stuff for the prom like theme, king/queen, location, song, etc. So all of the ballots get printed up and get passed out in homeroom. I don't remember all of the candidates for song except two of them, This is the Time by Billy Joel and...The Macarena. Apparently, somebody involved in printing the ballots put that option on there just as a joke expecting someone also in whatever club did that stuff (Yearbook maybe?) to see it, get a good laugh, delete it and move on. Didn't happen. So all of these ballots go out and everyone's laughing at this OBVIOUS joke and cast their votes.

It ended up being really, really close with all four, Billy Joel narrowly edging out The Macarena.

I really like to think that if that terrible piece of the 90s won the vote, that at the point of the prom that's supposed to be all romantic and stuff, gets trolled super hard by Los Del Rio. But we'll never know.

jarohe318 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bunch of mates and I from the Water Polo team took massive turds on the newly turfed Football Field. Heard that one of the guys slipped and ate shit. (haha get it?)

rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Set my personal symbol as the background to as many of the library computers as I could

GibsysAces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole a giant advertising tarp and attached it to the roof of our school

nowhidden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Staged fights in the school areas until we got a big group of kids gathered around and then had classmates come in with big rolls of race tape and tape all the kids together.

Some would always get away but we ended up with a surprising number of groups of kids stuck together around the school. Only the kids on the edges got too pissed because the tape was a bitch to get off.

bmoish21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My father and a few of his friends actually took apart the principal's car and rebuilt it in the gymnasium. Needless to say he was impressed but very pissed.

ButtMarkets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two kids released a bunch of those 25 cent bouncy balls in the hallway.

Woo.

Faz517xx13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did this too. 5000 balls to be exact.

analogkid01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

Daylend10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated.

rjjm88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school had a bit of a thing for senior pranks. They ranged from school-wide to malicious to harmless but disruptive. So, in a class of troublemakers, the administration braced themselves for a storm.

The day went on... and on... and on... quiet as can be. Surely the class that had a fight that involved someone getting thrown out of a window would be up to something? Surely the class that had people busted for selling cocaine in the hallways had a thing up their sleeves? Surely the godless atheist heathens would wreck terrible vengeance on the Catholic man that kept them down!?

Our prank was to give the Powers That Be anxiety attacks and make them imagine something worse than the reality. Our prank was to be darling little students for one day. It was kind of glorious.

Nilets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put all the lunch tables on the science building

stridernfs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were a few in mine.

1) A few students were allowed to come in and do minor vandalizing(flipping desks, spreading dry toilet paper). I'm pretty sure just a few classrooms frequented by seniors were affected, but it ended up that we pranked ourselves because we had to clean everything up afterwards..

2) Some really athletic kids climbed onto the top of the school and spray painted the class year on the glass ceiling of the atrium. That one became a felony pretty quickly. One of the guys opened his trap about it to brag and went to juvie for a while.

3) spray painted the logo of our rival school on the practice field for football

_Doomsaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We turned the school into a redlight district. People in underwear behind the windows. You could pay for lap dances. Creepy thing was pictures of teachers getting lap dances. They never got in trouble though. We made a lot of money from it. And donated it all to a charity.

Hewhojives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I stopped going.

Macshaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2004 bouncy balls dropped from a hallway up above the cafeteria at lunch. A bouncy ball fight ensued, and a girl got hit in the eyeball with one. Totally worth it.

Amel_S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The popular kids at my school weren't all that bright so their big idea was to park like assholes in the parking lot. Just them taking up as much space as possible. Not only was it a lame prank every single one got ticketed by the school. The next day I went through most of the cars during a period I had off and zip tied as many driveshafts/cv axles as I could. Did I fuck up the flow of traffic when school got out. When you began driving at speed you would hear a fast tapping underneath your car and it freaked some of the kids out. Drove on the unpaved road behind my school to get home since the kids there were getting out of their cars and blocking traffic.

Dhinque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During that first week when you're trying to remember your new locker combination, I noticed the guy who'd been bullying me for the past four or five years peeking at the top edge of his locker while he was dialing. Fantastic. Since I was a verysmart kid, one of my classes was a college class that only met three times a week, the other two days we could do whatever we wanted to, so during this break I wrote down the combination that 'Tim' had written on his own locker. Then I waited a few weeks. Then one day Tim opened his locker and everything was gone. He immediately got mad at his friends, and threw a big fit as I watched from a safe distance. I put all his shit back later during a different break where I had the hallway to myself (I got out of class A LOT), and, again, watched from a ways away. I did this periodically throughout the year. Sometimes I'd just rearrange everything, or take just the book he was going to need next period, or I'd add a men's underwear ad to his door. I never told him it was me because I was pretty sure he would come unglued, and beat the shit out of me.

eblakeonblast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got about 30ish people together early in the morning and blocked off all the entrances to the teacher parking lots with our cars, and proceeded to grill out, played cornhole and Frisbee. It was a good time

Faz517xx13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
  1. Blew up a sex doll with helium and released it in the school entrance atrium. Took the school 4 hours to find a ladder long enough to get it.

  2. A week before the last day of school, I called and scheduled clowns (12 to be exact) to come and perform for a "pep rally" at our school. I scheduled each clown 30 minutes apart from each other and told them to show up at the main office. Every 30 minutes a clown, fully dressed up, with a case full of toys, came walking into the school.

Hoover_my_ballsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We threw a root beer kegger in the quad. Complete with pong, funnels, loud music and general humdiggery. Principle came out of the doors yelling and screaming but as she saw what we were drinking she found the humor in it...eventually

SilentHump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All guy school(50 grade 12s) went to an all girl school during lunch. Of all days their was a police car in front of that school. We still ran in, threw water balloons, sprayed girls with water guns, and someone threw a piece of fish. Ran out and the police siren started to go. Guys ran left, right, we jaywalked and some hid towards the bushes and trees. No one was arrested but police threats were made.

FireFrog44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone in my school covered the sinks in the women's rooms with plastic, filled them with water, and placed live goldfish in each one.

No idea of the fish survived.

vinbia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My year was creative. They super glued a giant penis onto the mascot that's painted on our gymnasium (a bronco standing on hind legs). There also was an alligator that was set loose into the courtyard. Charges followed.

vinbia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edit: I forgot to mention the glue made the penis permanent for a while and eventually had to be repainted.

bowmessage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I got into our schools yearbook photo server, downloaded all of them and ran a site similar to the facemash site developed by Zuckerberg. It put up two random photos, and had you click which was hotter. Had a leader board and everything. Hosted it in Sweden (I'm in the US) so I wouldn't get traced. Got 50k pageviews in a day!

themooster32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, how??? That is awesome mate xD

taylorbagel14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't our official prank but for freshmen Friday my senior year, a bunch of the guys went out the night before, caught some sharks, and hung them right over the stairs into freshmen hall. My class had no chill.

Mostlikelylurking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I posted signs on several classrooms saying that class for the day had been moved to another room. So many classes were just empty because kids were sitting at some random class that didn't have anyone there for that period.

There was an announcement saying all classes were to be at their normal locations about halfway through first period, and no one knows it was me but my close friends.

lewko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids buried a bunch of automotive parts in a beach and covered it in fluorescent paint in the middle of the night and then hang some gasoline set it on fire.

At the designated time, everyone in the entire year rang Triple-zero (local emergency number) to report a UFO having crashed on the beach.

subseme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put cereal and milk in every sink in every bathroom on the first day of finals week. Some even had glasses of OJ

Tuft64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my sister's. Balloons. Not just little bitty weak ass balloons. And not just a few. The halls were packed. We had to wade through balloons. I'm talking chest depth, risk of drowning honest to god flooding. One kid paralyzed from the waist down got to skip school because he couldn't maneuver his powerchair through the chaos. Lucky bastard.

When you opened a door there was literally a torrent of balloons that would gush into the room from the halls. It was crazy.

Kids with latex allergies decided to take the day off for obvious reasons.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a friend jogged around the school and gave everyone a big hug. Such a warm memory and I'm glad we did it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't partake but most of my class gathered in the halls right before lunch and had a full throttle water balloon fight. Left quite the mess.

SamCropper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Food counter thing had a huge sign saying EAT IN above it. I printed an "M", an "SP" and a ".com" and stuck them on when nobody was looking.

Milleuros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A teacher told us about his own prank.

Went to the natural sciences rooms, stole the skeleton, climbed to the roof, attached said skeleton to an umbrella and threw them away.

The skeleton made a soft descent for half a second before the umbrella broke. They both crashed on the playground in the middle of the break.

pardonmyeng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In highschool my friend bought a car as first one in our class, cause here we can take driving licence at 18.

So on our 20 minutes break me and other friend took a block of post-it notes with dicks drawn on it, and we put easily like 300 post-it notes on his car. It was awesome. You couldn't even recognize the colour.

Next class he saw from the window what happened to his car, he got mad and asked us if we can help him clean this up. I said "sure", and on another break he was taking those post-it notes off the car swearing all the time and I was laughing hard. He would put off like a 20 of them and hand them to me and continue. I was always around the corner, so he didin't see that i was acctually putting those notes back on the car. So when he thought he finished he found out there are these notes back on his car again.

The look on his face when he realized it was me who did it was precious.

odnalyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting my diploma. Yeah thanks guys. You got us. All of us.

NexusKnights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school is a large sqaure with a large 40m patch of grass in the center court that all class windows can see. We drew a huge 30m dick shooting off a glorious load in the middle of the court yard in the grass using cooking salt. The lines were about a 30cm wide. This resulted in the grass underneath dying leaving an enormous dick in then middle of the court yard for everyone to see for days.

meachummail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our seniors all brought pineapples and carried them all throughout the day. It was lame as fuck. I was gonna get some guys together and use some easy wash paint, and paint a handicap parking symbol on every parking spot.

NotNamingNames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put masking tape over the fire escape so it wouldn't close properly. Then we went in at night and built a wall in front of the door. So when they opened it in the morning, the room was about 3 ft X 3 ft. It was pretty dumb legally, but the reaction was pretty funny. We knocked it with a sledge and took away the bricks then before the police got involved. All in all, it was ok.

pinpoint14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Year before me drove to tahoe with several pickup trucks and brought loads of snow down to the parking lot and had a senior snow day.

I think they blocked off the parking lot with snow and only let seniors inside too. Very funny.

Eji1700 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pigs 1, 2, and 4

pankcakesinyourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A good buddy of mine had a falling out with a fling. He happened to have her locker combination. Before a 3 day weekend we took the liberty of buying five mice from Petco with all the bells and whistles. We took the pleasure of the mice being the honorary guest on Wednesday night at our party offering them the finest beers and pot we could afford and dropped them off Thursday morning into there new home, the locker of my friends Paramour. Well on Monday they had made quite a home and she royally freaked out finding her locker a live Zoo exhibit. As an adult I feel bad for the emotional distress we caused that poor young girl and that the Janitor who had to come in and exterminate the rodent infestation. At the time We found it hilarious and were the major story at the school. My friend was called in as a suspect but pleaded ignorance and we got away Scott free.

fat2slow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We rolled 1000 bouncing balls down the stairs 1 minute before class ended everyone went crazy 2 kids broke there ankles and 3 seniors got a warning because in the video they put water balloons in the boxes and got all the floors wet

ix_Omega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a few friends got a whole bunch of lollies(red skins, fantails, starbursts etc.) and sticky taped them 3-12 meters off the ground on trees and buildings.

It was funny as hell to watch a bunch of kids try to climb up and get them. I know for a fact that at least two of them are still unclaimed.

KemperCrowley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remindme! 26 months

Sherbert42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank per se, but an semi-organised event that got a little . . . Out of control.

In my final year at high shchool we would organise events for our class: Formal Friday, Run-to-Class Thursdays, things like that. Well, one day we did Paranoid day. Lots of people in suits and dark glasses, or with medical masks on, that kind of thing.

One kid had a briefcase with some wires sticking out, and an iPod hooked up to some speakers inside so it emitted a beep every so often. Also had a flashing LED. All well and good, the teachers were like "that's very clever, well done" and it was a huge joke.

Until someone decided it would be hilarious to leave it in the cafeteria. As you can imagine, shit hit the proverbial fan, the police were called, and two students were arrested.

So that was probably the most interesting result of our theme days.

Zerosen_Oni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a catholic school at the same time that Get Low by Lil Jon came out. Well, of course they had a shit fit over it,, and how immoral it was, so they banned it from being played during any of the dances or publicly at school, sent a letter home, the whole shebang.

Our school had just built a new bell tower, but it used a CD instead of actual bells. Someone got inside the AV room and replaced the bell CD with one that only had Get Low on it.

Right before the commencement ceremony for the bell.

With all the alumni and the board of directors.

The principal was furious. But they could never figure out who actually did it.

LordoftheSynth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These were not my senior year, but:

1) An enterprising class suspended a car over one of the entrance doors. They did do it responsibly with cables and such, which came out as authorities showed up and lowered the car safely. A few people were disciplined. These days they'd probably get expelled.

2) An annoying class decided it would be funny to dump bags of flour over the second floor balconies onto the first floor en masse. I missed just enough to only get lightly dusted, but after a couple days of vacuuming flour was still being found everywhere--in some lockers, venting, etc. I can't remember if anyone got disciplined over that, but seriously, I'd rather have cars hung over my head.

hotcereal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took a dump in all the toilets. Dunno if they were flushed. Might still be there; who knows

alcachaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

put tags on 3 chickens labeled, "1," "2," and "4." Let them loose in separate areas of school.

pcyr9999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 guys broke into the school at night to put a "virus" on all the computers in the school. In reality, all they did was create a batch file that would eject the CD tray every 30 seconds and dropped the file in the startup folder.

Even better was that it took the tech department three days to figure out why it was happening.

Cashier_no3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a mattress in the swimming pool. It took a crane to get it out!

soad2237 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids at my school made some brownies with laxatives in them and gave them out to all the teachers.

416deftone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We broke to the rooftop and rappeled down from it. Maybe not all that badass but there was a lot of climbers in my year and we always wanted to do that

castrophone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My uncle rode his motorcycle through the halls of his school on the last day.

He was expelled.

ChrisH100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a little late to the thread, but here it goes anyway.

Someone thought that balloons popping was a gun sound so they told the front desk someone was shooting in the school. Swat showed up and we all had to go outside with guns pointed at us.

Not really a "prank", but I was a senior.

rydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't pull one. Jokes on you, teachers.

dogpriest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put cereal in the toilet bowls and spoons on the seat

Indigoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think my class did a senior prank, because the year prior's senior prank was breaking in in the middle of the night and spreading a ton of manure through the halls.

Konker101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upon graduation, everyone had 3 marbles in their hand that you handed off to the principal when you shook hands.

Nerdtronix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not senior prank but In about 1989 or so 4th grade. Every morning our teacher "Mr. Hoffman" world turn to the blackboard, and say "eyes up here, kids" and draw out some seriously over-complicated shit, that was loosely related to our lesson.

During recess one day, I gathered money from other students, and bought some items from a toy catalog. Not everyone pitched in, but I got a discount for bulk. The day after I received my items in the mail, I handed one out to each student (who wasn't a tattle tale)

Mr. Hoffman Let us into the classroom and began. "Eyes up here, kids" and we unleashed our rolling prank. 20 or so liquid filled plastic eyeballs rolled to the front of the class. Eyeballs ever facing up. It sounded like a box of gobstoppers spilling in a movie theater. Most rolling, a few bouncing, and one thrown overhand towards his head. Alerted by rolling, he turned in time to see it coming, and it bounced off of his shoulder. He demanded to know who it was. Nobody came forward as the assassin, so the blame was left to me, as a few ratted me out as the supplier.

Kraaag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gonna get buried, but where to begin? We put a car in the entrance way, lined every chair/desk from every classroom in the hallways, stacked every folding chair in the entire school in the library, similarly stacked the lunch tables in pyramid formations in the cafeteria, slid torn off porno mag pages into the lockers (this was done by one kid who got in a ton of trouble...yes Jake, you idiot), set up a party van where the busses dropped kids off, changed all the clocks, syran wrapped the schools roadside sign, directed all student traffic to the faculty lot and as a final kicker duct taped a giant hand making a "shocker" motion onto the clock tower proclaiming "YOU'VE BEEN SHOCKED BY THE CLASS OF 2006" (also throughout the year we had been giving that hand motion in various pictures that made their way into the yearbook)...Damn I have no idea how they let us walk at graduation. The only thing they even really got mad about were the porno pages.

Valleyman1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my school we had a long line of interconnected classrooms, only accessible through each other (primarily art and design tech labs). In the classrooms at each end we placed tables between the doors effectively making them unable to be opened from the outside, and then jumped out of the self locking slide Windows.

Hilarity was had, but detentions were given out given the fact a teacher had to break two windows to open up that wing of the school.

dogpriest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drop 500 air soft pellets (tiny platic balls) in the main hallway

eochaid1297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of seniors in my year put over 200 old-school alarm clocks into hard to reach places around the school, all set to go off at 9 AM. Above the tiles in the drop ceiling, in unused lockers, storage cubbards, etc. Bearing that in mind, our classes were in blocks, and started at 7:45, o it was the best time to interrupt early morning tests. This was 2 months before graduation, and the last clock (in a lofted storage space in an art classroom that hadn't been cleaned in easily 20 years) was never found. It was still ringing on our last day of school.

midnightauro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not ours, since the year before was fucking legendary... So we had this horse statue in the completely closed courtyard. Now, this horse had been there since they built the place, and couldn't fit through the doors that lead into the courtyard... so imagine our surprise when we came to school to find that motherfucker sitting in the parking lot, spray painted the rival schools colors.

How the FUCK did they get that damn horse into the parking lot? It was never put back in its' original position, instead they had it repainted and placed out in the front of the school.

SyncProgram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was the same every year, because it was like a tradition to do so. We would be waiting for students and teachers at the gate with duct tape, hair gel, hairspray, make-up, markers, and many more things. We would cover them in hair gel, taped them to other students and have them run an obstacle course, which was in our case horror themed. So they had to go through a dark gym, taped to a fellow student, climbing and jumping while being scared.

totorhcp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We went to an indoor airsoft shooting range and gathered all the BBs we could find. (The owner was cool with it - We cleaned his range and kept the BBs). We had about 2 20L bags of BBs at the end of the day. The next day, for Senior prank, we threw them all out from the second floor, like a waterfall, in the main entrance. It was beautiful. Nobody was allowed to enter or leave because the principal didn't want people to fall and hurt themselves. I miss HS sometimes..

Ben13921 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite 'prank' during school was me and my friends would randomly start singing happy birthday (to nobody) and everybody would join in, desperately trying to figure out whose birthday it is.

misterpretzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We made our own speed bumps. So you have the normal, round Hill looking ones that were originally there, and then there are some that look like rectangular prisms that are just awful to drive over (feels like driving onto the curb head on)

sassmasster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Classmates snuck into the courtyard at night and cemented a toilet to the elevated portion we called the "senior step". Administration thought it was pretty crappy...

ihave2shoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our sensor math teacher was a tyrant. For the last couple of years we were telling him we'd get him on our last day but he'd always reply with, we weren't smart enough to last till the end of school. He was right, most of us did drop out but before we left we would hide sardines around his classroom. The stench of the fish after they'd been sitting in a closed classroom for the summer was nasty.

ShortyDoowap06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All lunch tables on top of the roof of the cafeteria. Was hilarious and harmless.

LilAufder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late, but:

Every year our seniors get out a week earlier than the other students. So they have a week to stockpile water balloons and squirt guns. On the last day, they drive around and harass anyone leaving early/trying to sneak away without getting caught. My Sophomore year, I got out early to go to work, thought I was in the clear but I heard a vehicle coming up behind me so I ran without even looking back. Sure as shit, Seniors. I was walking back from the tennis courts to school, and I ended up running through backyards to avoid it. Then pounding on a locked door in the back of the school out of panic. The music teacher let me in, didn't even ask for an explanation. I grabbed my bag and tried to exit the front of the school. Didn't see anyone. I only had a block and a half to my sister's house (going to work with her), but I had called her and told her to be ready. She was driving towards me when a truck whipped around the corner, shouted "LILAUFDER!" and I took off. I tell ya, it was the closest I will ever come to being in an action flick. My little legs ran hard, the backpack full to the brim with my end-of-year items and smacking my ass, warping my gait. I see my sisters van pull out of the driveway and start towards me, she sees me running. I'm screaming, but it's just noise. There is no guarantee there is only water in those squirt guns. She whips left, the only available road to turn away from the chasers, whips the van door open but DOESN'T STOP DRIVING. I keep running, the door is trying to shut with her picking up speed. I get in, the backpack is still stuck in the door but it doesn't matter. I am in far enough that I will not be soaked this day.

The next year, my car windows were covered with window chalk so I could not see out. Went to wash my car. While my window was down, a Senior threw an egg and it splattered on my dashboard. It was a hot day. And lastly, while heading out of town, someone threw a water balloon at my windshield, shattering it, getting glass embedded in my forehead. My sandals were also bloody. I called in and told work it was a long day and that they should not expect me.

EngrAyeshaAli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all gathered on a school party and two of us started to pretend that we are fighting and started abusing each other and ultimately next day our parents our called for this shit. We told our teachers and principal that it was just a prank but they didn't listen any of our words! Prank became a bulshit.

Fermani2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a prank but we spend one night turning our cafeteria into a camping. We removed all the chairs and tabels with what we could find. Tents everywhere, inflatable pools (some with water), 'beach' soccer and volleyball fields, hammocks and for some reason several Xbox's to play Halo and FIFA.

Kehgals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got up at the crack of dawn to glue the frontdoor shut.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They had set up a projector in the cafeteria of highlights of the year for all the seniors. Kid replaced the cd with porn. Cue every teacher running for their lives to stop it. One or two delicate kids were upset. Principal said the kid and his accomplices weren't walking across the stage. Parents threatened law suit and I guess there wasn't any kind of recourse so he walked across the stage. We all screamed bloody murder for him.

ZacharyHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and and a couple of my buddies snuck into the cafeteria while everyone else was playing bingo and stole all of the cranberry juice. We heard somebody coming and got the fuck out of there. It was probably just my personal care assistant. I've been using a walker for seventeen years, but I bolted out of that cafeteria faster than I did when I was a young boy in 1942.

schiz94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We killed grass on a grassy hill in a huge courtyard in the middle of the school in the shape of a huge cock and balls. It was at least 60 ft long. Let's just say the years following no pranks were pulled...

Infestedhobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple seniors the year before me brought waterguns filled with piss and drive-by'd a bunch of grade 9/10s that were walking to Mcdicks at lunch.

I wasn't sad when that year was over.

RoonilaWazlib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We found hundreds of fake bank notes online, which looked pretty realistic until you see them up close. We left them all around the school, usually in hard to reach places. Then we told everyone that one of them was real.

phantom-16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our wasn't the most epic. My friends and I laid down and put lines around us with masking tape, like a dead body with chalk lines. We didn't want to use actual chalk because we didn't want to get in trouble for vandalizing. We were actually caught and were told we could continue because it was super easy to remove the tape. Someone else replaces all of the signs that hung above doors, which was subtle, but funny when you noticed it. The best was that someone put the Men's toilet sign in lieu of the principals office.

The previous year got a keg of root beer and had a party in the parking lot. The police were obviously called because someone thought it was real beer. When the police arrived, everyone ran, but they then found out it was just root beer so no harm I guess.

AnderBRO2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gold fish in the office water bubblers

pazdemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got to school late on prank day which consisted of turning everyone's windshield wipers upward. I turned mine upwards as well so I could fit in then I ran to class.

peanut_monkey_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dismantled a Porsche from shop and reassembled it atop the auditorium.

placeface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school has the name of the mascot "Norsemen" written in large letters on the side of a building everyone can see as they drive in to park. Someone had painted over the "Nor" part. I think it was up for at least week before they got someone to add "Nor" again.

TheCyanNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a load of rape alarms for cheap off the internet, a load of balloons and a couple of those helium canisters you can buy from party stores. We attached the alarms to the balloons that we filled with helium, and set them off before we floated them up to the parts of the buildings with the highest ceilings. Nothing compared to a couple of years before though when they dyed the pool yellow. Cost the school about ยฃ9000 to fix the damage that caused.

twerpdederp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

someone put a paper bag of dog shit in the microwave in the cafeteria and cooked it until it exploded. the school had to be evacuated because kids were gagging and barfing in the hallways from the smell.

InFrack2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On a class trip to the zoo (business admin class trip to look at how such facilities are managed) we secretly videotaped ourselves streaking through the hills near a monkey enclosure. We then presented the video as the importance of exotic animals at the zoo.

kkjdroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One class at my alma mater apparently covered the main stairway in oil. That stairway goes up four floors and is made of solid granite, which has been worn smooth because the building has been in continuous use since like 1910. So that was bad.

caseyyp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshman the seniors out zipties on our lockers, however they put most of them on backwards. When I was a sophomore the seniors dumped crickets into the lunch room from the balcony and gave some girl a panic attack. Our senior year we set a bunch of alarm clocks all around the school in lockers etc and they all went off during class. Cliche but it was effective.

Science_teacher_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pillowfight. I said it as a joke to our class vp.

We would be arrested today. More than one person had their nose broken. But as they say, "it's good for your understanding to be hit in the face once. Even better if it's with a pillow."

WordStained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Our school had shit for wifi. It's rural Ohio, after all. Anyway, there were two wifi passwords - one for the language and history department, and one for the math and science department. Students weren't allowed to use the wifi on their personal devices. But, sometimes, the teachers would give the good students the password. Well, I ended up with both of them. So, I got the idea to spread one of them to the other seniors with instructions to print sheets to make slips with the passwords. Then, the next week, the seniors started passing them out to the rest of the student body.

The wifi barely worked when it was just the teachers and school laptops on it. By the end of the day, the Language/History wifi was entirely unusable. When we came in the next day, the password had been changed, and the student body was given a warning during the morning announcements.

By itself, that's pretty funny. Except... I found out in our last week of school that they hadn't changed the Math/Science department password. So I started the whole process over again. I spread the password again with a note that said 'spread it tomorrow.' It was glorious. It wasn't just handing out paper this time; the passwords were written in every bathroom stall, on every whiteboard. Sticky notes were left on chairs and desks. Laptop backgrounds were changed to a screen with the password. Slips of paper were shoved in lockers. Printouts were hung on walls. It was posted on every social media site. It was glorious

By this point, prom had already passed, which is what our principal threatened to take away if the seniors pulled a prank. Our principal was pissed. This time around, it was no secret that the seniors were behind it. So, the seniors were called into the gym, and she threatened everyone with detention unless someone came forward or someone gave them up.

Here's the beauty though. My friends and I passed out the passwords anonymously. We slipped them into seniors' bags and coat pockets during classes all day, and no one actually realized it was us, since we were 'good kids.' In the end, when no one said anything, she let us go. It was great.

[Edit: expanding on some details]

whittery27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

some kids released THOUSANDS of crickets from a pet store in the halls (which is really sad now that I think about it), and also some senior boys brought a goose to the school from a nearby pond and let it wander around. We all sluffed to just watch the goose in the hall walking around and shitting all over the school ahhaha even the football coach just kept laughing while trying to act like he was getting the boys in trouble. Then at lunch they grabbed the goose and took it back to the pond.

Enchantrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On senior day we were having a ceremony in the auditorium. We had a friend who lived on a farm so during lunch he had gone home and gathered 3 chickens and hid them in backpacks. In the middle on the ceremony they were released and all you hear was screaming.

Puffycheeses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrapped the entire school, every chair, every door, every toilet, every class block in glad wrap. Everyone got a day off to clean it up.

magicaxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was doing a production of Les Miserables, so we used tables and chairs and barricaded ourselves into the locker area, tied our ties around our heads and shouted VIVE LES REVOLUTION!

shodfather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For his senior prank, Paul Merton (english comedian) released 2 sheep into the school. He spraypainted '1' onto the first one, and '3' onto the second one.

Undecided_on_skub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel kinda bad about it now but a friend and I bought more than a 100 live feed mice from pet stores all across the city and 'liberated' them in small groups throughout the school.

I had heard stories from younger students that the population exploded and they were still common 5 years after, apparently they caused a lot of damage which I am fairly glad I didn't take credit for at the time.

imworking_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keg of rootbeer

muffinslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So our highschool had these sky light window things in most of the classes and so apparently one year some seniors filled them with water and goldfish. Not the cheesy delicious goldfish but like, the real water breathing type. They all died smelly, fish deaths.

Also we had this amphitheater type area where the concrete went deeper a couple levels like a dug-out and the fishes were put there too. That dug-out area was filled in that very next year.

llllord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't my last year, but in 2015 a group of people forged permission from the school and organised for themselves to arrived via helicopter on the oval, they were also dressed as terrorists.

themooster32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... I need pictures of this or else BS.

llllord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
themooster32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:47 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!

AdmiralAntilles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my younger sisters. Someone in her class stole the giant frosty that was on top of the Wendy's and somehow got it onto the roof of the school. Pictures of the frosty on the school circulated for days, it was hilarious.

Officially the principal and staff weren't happy about it, but the principal at the time was the husband of my mom's best friend (and coincidentally his daughter was my sisters best friend) thought it was hilarious. What made it even better was both my sister and his daughter worked at the Wendy's.

Actually IIRC, the Wendy's management was more pissed about it than the school.

idkanythang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior friend spread rumours that his friend had died. Spread like fire. Donno what the authorities did but there was so little time that a minute's silence was observed during school chapel. Turns out he was just late. Teacher freaked hard when he entered the first class. Am from India!

ColonelIngys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a couple friends stole a 14 foot purple elephant from a movie studio down the street from our school (I guess it was a prop?). We put it right at the front of our school where everyone walks up in the morning. I've never seen people more confused.

L3VELD0WN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went round and stole all the clocks, the one in the main hall was so hard to get as it was up high it's been on my bedroom wall ever since...

KottonQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled our entire pavilion with ping pong balls.

_Apostate_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a classmate who worked at Target, who stole a big industrial thing of seranwrap. We used it to fully wrap our favorite teacher's car. We wrapped the shit out of that thing. He laughed his ass off and we helped him cut it all off at the end of the day.

mellowpeak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I vaguely remember fish being duct taped on walls and ceilings. Someone also slowly drove his tiny hatchback into the gym during a basketball game.

Dintuce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The main entrance to my school was tiled, we filled red solo cups with water and placed them on each tile(I think a couple hundred cups). Moved all the chairs from our cafeteria and blocked off the hallway to the library, and block the English department hallways with the tables.

The school had to cancel first period and got the students to clear everything.

schneemensch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used a stop sign that we found to close the road in front of a close high school and charged money if people wanted to pass. Shortly before the police came we ran to our school and the police accused the seniors from the other school.

With the earned money we bought beer and shared it with the other seniors the next day (this was in Germany).

Jimbobtooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought like 40 thousand ladybugs over the Internet and released them all right outside the main commons where the cafeteria was. The ladybugs wound up seriously fucking up the surrounding ecosystem for a few months, 10/10 totally worth it though

damone3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got some friends and Broke into our principles office and moved all her furniture to the middle of the football field... took weeks of planning, and had to "borrow" some keys from the faculty. None of the staff knew what happened until it was all done. Got suspended and was later congratulated at my Graduation for my help on it.

NotYourAverageTomBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have no clue what my senior class did. I wasn't popular enough to be included. But back in 83 seniors slashed all the bus's tires. It was so bad that when school started the next year, our parents had to drive us.

The_Krugster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class before mine took all the clocks on the walls and hid them. Literally no one noticed because we live in a time where computers fit in our pockets and on our wrists.

dalenacio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party but here goes.

We used to have that class. They were the ones who always raised shit, did cool April's fool's pranks, and so on and so forth. So when the time came for them, now seniors, to graduate and, presumably, do their senior prank, the school was on high alert. Security guards would check your bag for shit, even if you weren't senior, all the hallways were being watched over, and in general they were vigilant as hawks to prevent them form pulling a prank.

And they didn't. The week passed expectantly, everyone holding their breath, eager to see what they'd pull, and nothing happened. They didn't even try anything. The school patted itself on the back, safe in the knowledge that they had de feeder their foe.

Or had they?

The next year, near the beginning of the term, a news channel did a report on the school, and it was big shit. They even had a helicopter filming the school from the top. And that's when they found it.

A quite big, incredibly detailed, veiny, and 100% anatomically correct erect phallus, drawn on the roof with love and care.

The helicopter crew must've missed it too, since the aerial shots made it to the tv, so pretty much nearly everyone got the see it. It was magical.

RoogDoog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone quick dry cemented the outside base of all the doors over the weekend in 03. Mildly successful. Some doors were opened before it dried, some were stuck open.

Luna1336 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the seniors left early and went out to the parking lot. Four or five of the guys had entire truck beds full of water balloons. Everyone grabbed a bag or shoved them in their backpacks. When the final bell rang we ran in and water ballooned the shit out of everyone. It was great.

PorkSoftballBeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A big group of us squirted super glue in EVERY SINGLE lock on campus. They got a couple halls open, and the gym pretty quickly in the morning but one particular part of campus was closed damn near all day.

sphincterboygenious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our mascot was a bronco and we had a life sized statue of one on the front lawn. Me and some friends fashioned a large song out of nylons and pillow stuffing and tied it to the bronco for all to see.

like_escape_not_rent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't my year, but when I was a sophmore a group of seniors hired some mexican workers from outside a gas station to put a sidewalk in the middle of the football field.

marissacool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope someone from my school posted here, but if they didn't here is the round up for class 2011. Tied a blow up sex doll to a football goal, took two of the assistant principals -photoshopped their heads onto gay porn and distributed it to everyone in school. Zip tied lockers, oh yeah. We had this weird rule that we couldn't throw up our caps after we graduated because it could poke someone's eyes out . . . we just decided to throw them anyway. Like right after the ceremony someone yelled "one two three!" and all of our caps went up.

Administration was pissed lol.

idk, we made out mascots in the court yard look like they were humping, and there was probably other shit as well.

holozyksis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but the year before me had a good prank. Someone had climbed our schools 100ft communications tower and put a huge black sail with the skull and crossbones symbol on it.

You could see it clearly across from the highway five blocks away. Too bad they were caught when their graded homework fell out of their backpack.

mrpadfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was terrible. We were explicitly told the week before our last day that if anyone did anything on 'muck up day' (as we called it), they would be excluded and not allowed to sit their exams. Last day arrives, the sofas from the common room were moved to the middle of the playing field, and we had a water balloon fight. Paled in comparison to what previous years had done.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my prank but one of the locals schools did this back in 2007, my stepdad works as a caretaker there and helped them get access to the school with the agreement they wouldn't tell anyone it was him who gave them access.

They parked a car in the common room, there is video proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CSdg_7V1BA

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

Waimang_NINJA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will get buried but we picked up a fellow seniors tiny little car and managed to just squeeze it into a hallway, Austin Powers it and leave it there. 1/2 prank on student, 1/2 on school. Safe to say it was a pain in the arse to pick back up again and get it out

number1lakeboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was my junior year, but I''ll never forget what that senior class did. I didn't have a smartphone at the time so I didn't hear about or see it until 7th period. I get to my Government class, which is on the 2nd floor of the school. This hallway has a direct view of the library. The library at my high school was built 35 years prior, so the roof didn't match up with the rest of the architecture. So I walk into class, and every student is looking out the windows, I walk up, and see a giant dick the size of the roof itself painted in white. Not creative, but ballsy. It stayed up on the roof for about 3 weeks until they painted the roof black. Then a few days later the same group of kids painted a giant middle finger fist on the roof.

Tldr: the senior class my junior year painted a giant cock on the roof of my schools library, and after it was erased, painted a giant middle finger graphic a week later.

Pianissimeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The theme for the homecoming game was "Bad to the Bone" and so ASB thought it'd be fun to cover the walls of the senior's floor with bones with everyone's name printed on them, about 600 or so. During a double period, me and a couple pals were left alone in the hallway and proceeded to reshape the top of every piece of paper, turning each femur into a boner.

truelydorky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We used a wire hanger and got a pair of XXL granny panties. Wrote the principals name on them. Scaled the back of the building. Glued them about 4 feet over the edge to the face of the building. Everyone who entered that building walked throuvh those doors. Now they have security cameras at the school... sigh.

Minimumness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hung exercise tires on ropes from the open walkway between two buildings with the banner reading "(schools name) Quidditch team"

GeenMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small religious school (graduating class was 10 students and two of those were teacher's kids so I'd have to go solo prank for operation security). About a month before graduation the senior class got the customary US military recruiters coming in for all the branches. If this isn't illegal it should be IMO if you are interested in military service good on you but don't do some starship trooper shit on campus. Do at the end they pass out the cards for if you want more information you'd fill in your name and address and send it in the mail. I pocketed a sizable stack for each branch of service and set to my homework that night. Every teacher and almost every staff member was a member of the church and had their info in the church directory including their children's names. I everyone I had info on was included. I staggered out the mail boxes I'd left then in and did it UCSF over the course of a few days so as not to arose suspicion with the letter carriers.

A few weeks later i overheard one of the teachers talking about a weird call from a coast guard recruiter for their five year old daughter. Success! I don't know how long they got the calls from recruiters but I'd like to think that recruiters being disciplined salespeople that they are (Make no mistake they are salespeople) didn't give up at the first sign of a "No".

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we didn't have a prank exactly, but since our school had a strict uniform policy we had "theme days" where for a week every day we wore something extra that wasn't exactly breaking the uniform because it wasn't mentioned in the rules, eg hat day, tie day etc.

Chicanarebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We went to our principal's home at 3am, wrapped his truck in saran wrap, covered it in baby oil and topped it off with baby powder. He got a call in the morning from his neighbor asking why his truck looked like a fucking condom. He was an ass of a principal.

mattortz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were the <insert highschool here> Colts. In the courtyard there was a large bush that said, "COLTS". Perfectly viewable from the principal's office, and the rest of the staff.

We took a hedge trimmer to make it say, "CLITS". I found a picture taken after it grew out slightly but you get the idea.

http://imgur.com/vjEJTV1

neeshengboink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

placed the circles from hole punchers on the ceiling fan blades. made it snow.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Basically in the middle of our school we have three 3 story buildings which surround a grass patch about 80mx30m. Got weedkiller, drew a giant cock.

Best part when they went to fix it, they dug up the grass where there was weed killer and replaced it, so there was still the remnants of a giant cock for a little while

wotan0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For those indecisives: get two piglets, paint them with '1' and '3' and release them in school.

BI0Monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People kept setting the fuckin garbage cans in the men's washroom on fire

seandurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a few kids at my school released pigeons into the really tall ceiling cafeteria, pigeons couldn't figure out how to get out so they slowly died off after a few weeks. theres nothing like a constant fear of you or your lunch getting shit on

EatSleepSexKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Close to last week the fire alarm went off. After a short evacuation we were sent back inside, I assume under the assumption it was a prank. Turns out there was an actual fire in the kitchen and the school got in a bit of trouble for letting us back in without clearance from the fire department.

hzzzln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We appointed a team to come up with an idea.

One week before our last school day, they proposed to tape the door of the school shut. Our principal understandably denied this request because of fire safety regulations.

We didn't have a senior prank.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone apparently worked at a pet store. That pet store apparently had recently a large shipment of crickets. They were released in the top of the stairwell. It was a very loud and crunchy few days after that.

So our school prank was basically a plague.

JLR- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took apart a VW bug and pieced it back together overnight in the middle of the school. It was missing the heavy parts and not drivable though.

vacvovsmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On the last day of school, all the seniors went into every classroom during passing period and took the clocks off the walls. We brought them down to the main office; it was rather humorous to see the secretary's confusion. At the end of the day, the senior who did the announcements declared that "We are the best class of /all time/".

We thought it was hilarious. In retrospect, it was quite lame.

Gomlichi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I made a fake newsletter stating that we would not have school on the Monday following prom because it would be too hot and humid. It looked totally legit unless you read to the very end, where it stated that it was a joke. The plan fell through a day before we were going to hand out the fake newsletter to everyone. How I got caught you may ask? I was working on it at school, left the class to take a poop, and one of the students in the class pulled it back up, read it, and asked the teacher if the newsletter was real. She turned it in to the office, and the assistant principles roasted me later that day. It was so good, that it got me caught before I even had a chance to do it.

Joemc67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We cling filmed all the staff toilets and added laxitive to the soup in the lunch hall.

My brother in law went to a school near a farm. They brought three sheep into the school, spray painted them with the numbers 1,2 & 4 and let them loose.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank was shit, but my mom masterminded a plot to get her least favorite teacher's Volkswagen onto the roof of her school using a dumpster and two planks of wood. She didn't get caught, and it took them days to figure out how to get the car down.

_BsL_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but some seniors last year stole the school van and pulled some big ol drifts on the field.

mbelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:50:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One kid cut off his dick and taped it against the staffroom window.

bimtott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One day all the seniors decided to DOUBLE PARK. Hahaha hahaha ha!!

Yeah, the popular seniors were not a very imaginative bunch.

My dad's senior class disassembled an entire volkswagen bug and reassembled it on the roof.

Splatt23rg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This prank happened in my school a couple years before I was a senior but it was a lot better than anything we ever did. As a school out nearer the countryside than the city there were more than a couple students from local farms, three sheep were brought in and spray painted with the numbers 1, 2 & 4. The sheep were caught and removed fairly quickly but for the rest of the day students were stirring rumours about the infamous sheep number 3.

FRUTYDUDE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some senior guys (one of which was a son of a teacher, and took his dad's key to the school) all snuck into the school late at night and covered everything in maple syrup, toilet paper, and cling wrap. Doorknobs, handrails, the stairs, everything was doused with syrup. As a result the entire building smelled like a big fat stack of pancakes. Not only that but they turned on the water in the and ended up flooding part of the building, which ended up being quite a lot in damages. They didn't come to graduation because the cops figured out who they all were from security footage, and if they would have showed up they'd have been arrested on the spot. Honestly all that wasn't the worst part, it was that the entire building was sticky for the rest of the year, and into the next year too.

TL;DR: Smelly sticky maple syrup everywhere forever

WoodleyAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late as ever but in the UK we had some hard ass teachers that really weren't condoning this kinda shit so they threatened us with expulsion and not being able to attend prom (which they had not even paid for, it was student funded and organised). Anyway I didn't partake because I pussied out but a few friends continuously pulled the fire alarm for 1 and a half hours (every time it went off and everyone went back in they'd pull it again). 6 of them in total I believe, 2 got caught but wouldn't snitch. It was funny but I mean boy who cried wolf comes to mind, especially with a fire alarm haha.

Ninja edit: They were expelled but they still went to prom and still got to finish their GCSEs (but were not allowed to attend school for revision sessions or anything like that, the school essentially just became a testing centre for them with no other links)

Darth_Tom_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The night before our last day someone or people took their off-road vehicles on the football and tore it up. No one got in trouble because we/they knew a week later the school was going to replace it with Astro turf. It seemed like a big deal but it wasn't and everyone got a laugh out of it. The next year however those seniors pulled the same prank.... On the Astro turf. Everyone was pissed, there were cameras, people were expelled. It was not light hearted, harmless, and/or thought through like ours

EMSEMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my friends got the school to move him up in the graduation ceremony. They called people up alphabetically by last name, he was going to be the last one called but they moved him up somewhere in the B's section. Subtle, but great.

DuctTapeNinja99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Way late to this thread, but we filled our English teacher's classroom from floor to ceiling with balloons. We popped half of them so we could sit down at our desks to take a final. We were sitting in a sea of balloons taking this final, and it was hilariously distracting. Sometimes people would move their chair and pop one, giving everybody a heart attack. When we popped the rest later on, my teacher walks in and says "Hey guys, if you ever wonder what a Trojan factory smells like, it's this."

10/10, would do it again.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took my grand papa to the hood and tripped him. Afterwards I yelled it's just a prank bro! He understood after I shown him the camera.

NZNiknar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled a collapsible swimming pool with water in our science teacher's classroom.

strack94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tried to plastic wrap the pillars in front of the school but got caught by a half naked administrator wearing a superman cape.

cargopantsbatsuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We threw our gym teacher into the swimming pool then went back to the senior common room and drank all day before driving around the suburbs in our cars throwing eggs at people wearing our schools uniform, as is tradition.

Unco_Slam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my school, but someone planted a tree... in the middle of the baseball field.

panthergame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party, but my school has a small farm on it with a couple of cows and chickens etc., and a few years before me, the seniors walked one of the cows up the 3 story staircase to the roof of the library. Because of the way cows' legs work, it is very difficult for them to walk downstairs, so the school had to get the cow heli-lifted from the roof.

MagicHvffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior pranks are discouraged in Australia. Our principal actually told us that if we pulled a senior prank, she would withhold our HSCs. She was full of shit.

Accusedbold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were told in an assembly that any of us that participated in a "senior prank" will be unable to graduate. Needless to say my school did not have a senior prank.

itsme0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One day during finals weeks for the rest of the school, seniors got to go on a trip to some Boomers type place the next town over. If you went you had to pay $30 or something liek that. If you didn't pay, you didn't go, but still had to show up for school. Many people had told their parents they didn't have to go to school that day in years past, so the school called every senior and informed parents that was not the case beforehand.

Being a cheap ass, i didn't go on the trip, so with the rest of the school doing finals me and the seniors that showed up just sat quietly in a calssroom. We couldn't even do homework because it was after any would have been assigned.

That's not all though, the school also gave ice cream to everyone taking their finals right before the end of shcool that day! I'm sure most of you realized this already, but the seniors didn't get any.. We had to be outside with everyone else watching everyone else enjoying their stupid ice cream and wouldn't let us have one to not be left out.

They got us good, but I feel the prank loses a lot when you have a captive audience.

adrian_elliot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my high school, but one nearby: They released live chickens into the hallways along with thousands and thousands of marbles. It was a shitshow and made the local news. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ดโšซ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Misleading_Username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was not a part of this but I know the students who were. Down the street from our HS was a Sinclair gas station with a big green dinosaur statue in front of it. In the middle of the night they went out to the dinosaur and sawed it's head off. It was impressive to hear about because it was right on Main St. and apparently the fucker was made of thick plastic or metal woth rebar in it. Well the dinosaur decapitation made it into the news and they returned it anonymously to the doorstep of the gas station a week later. We live in a college town so everyone thought it was some college students. Nope, it was the high school seniors.

MHaber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We through a burner phone into the classroom ceiling of a teacher we didn't like. We called it every day for the next few days until the battery eventually died. She had no idea where the sound was coming from, and it drove her nuts.

Rami_Tannous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

http://www.lorientlejour.com/article/971395/un-mouvement-de-masse-degenere-au-college-notre-dame-de-jamhour.html We made the national news last week. Highlights: We kidnapped a kid We beat up a few teacher that are now in the hospital Sprayed all school with paint inculding teachers cars Broke windows and chairs 270 people riot They took the 12 "leaders" in a comity (I was one of them) we are now expelled. Personally told that if I would come to school he would call the cops because i sprayed a 5 litres champagne on the seniors from a high ground and made the kidnapped kid drink. Explosives, smoke bombs, eggs and all... Cops were called but they couldnt do anything so they called the army.

HeresJerzei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will probably get buried, but we wrote "SO LONG, [OUR SCHOOL]" in massive letters on the main oval with weed killer. We did this very early on the Friday morning, but because the weed killer took 48 hours or so to work, it didn't show up until the next week.

ChocolateCrepe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few classes before mine disassembled a car and reassembled it around a tree in the middle of the courtyard for their prank. That was a sight to see at 7 am.

LeftTeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got our schools caretaker to let us in the night before the last day of school.. I'll provide a list of what we did...

  • Covered everything in our head of sixths office in tin foil

  • Covered the walls of our deputy heads office in pictures of my friend pulling a face looking like he'd jizzed himself. We even had smaller versions for his photo frames.

  • Outside our school we have a statue of a wave, we duct taped a cutout of John Travolta to a foam surf board, then attached it to the wave. (And put a giant inflatable cock on him)

  • Filled the corridor before the teachers lounge with little plastic cups of water, so no one could walk down it.

  • Turned one of our teachers room into santas grotto; wrapping paper on the walls, tinsel, confetti, and a miniature tree in the middle of the room. (He hates christmas)

  • One of our teachers was welsh, so we decorated his room in welsh flags, and left 2 inflatable sheep, looking like they were fucking in his room.

  • Stole a load of books from the library and made a throne out of them in our schools foyer.

  • We also just left A LOT of bad pictures of the majority of our year strewn throughout the corridor.

Kamoui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but a few graduating classes after I graduated decided it was a good idea to freeze paintballs and go on a shooting spree at school. They ended up getting expelled and not graduating then having charges pressed against them for assault with a deadly weapon and other charges.

Greenbeanz25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a few friends after a night of heavy drinking went to the bus yard and took all of the dipsticks out of the buses and hid them reasonable close so they wouldn't be that hard to find. Sprayed fire extinguishers all over the bus for effect then proceeded to the school. Once at the school me and another guy went inside the ag teachers building and emptied two gallons of Worcester sauce we took out of the ag freezer into all of his drawers in his desk and all over his classroom. Needless to say the last day of school he was pissed. Word got out who did it and a sheriff deputy came to our houses to demand we admit what we did to the school before they filed criminal charges. The police said they found finger print evidence in what I can only assume was Worcester sauce on the window we snuck in. Fearing we would get in trouble we went to the school and confessed and had to work for the school for a whole summer to pay the 3000 dollars in damages back. Most of the 3000 dollars went to reimburse them for the 100's of gallons of oil they had to put back in the buses after they drained them of all of the oil Fearing we put something in it. School was delayed that day until 10:30 so it was a partly a success.

zfancy5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a zip tie through every locker hole. Where a padlock would go if you wanted one. We also put vasoline on the French teachers door handle. Needless to say she wanted to get us in trouble with the law for trespassing. Such a bitch. She had a gross mustache too.

OMGpopcorn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my teachers drove a motorcycle, and had a spot on the brake for a padlock. I put a padlock on his brake with a note that was the first step to an elaborate scavenger hunt ending with the key. One of the steps involved going to a nearby coffee shop and ordering a very specific drink that nobody would ever order. I had paid the barista a few bucks to give the next clue to whoever ordered that drink.

Kaaltu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my mom's senior prank was they disassembled a VW bug and reassembled it in the front entrance of school inside the building.

exobmb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Flashmob on the last day. Last year. "Time of Our Life" by Neyo and Pitbull. I was one of the starting people...

banoosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was not my prank but was the prank by some of the members in my high school senior. The prank was to throw a balloon filled with flour at the elevated basketball backboard which was suspended over all the teachers sitting on the stage. He was allegedly caught and expelled from the school, disallowing him to do his final exams.

InsertSomthingClever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My GPA...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some guys drove a car from the auto shop class into the pool. I had nothing to do with it....

dylsexic_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school pretty much all that happens is everyone who's graduating dresses up as whatever and they charge through the school. They also spray everyone with shaving cream and water and oyster sauce. Fucking stinks like shit. Anyway, we saw this massive fucking crowd of year 12's (this is in Aus) charging at us and yelling and we shat bricks.

weReddiTor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My prank was the crown shame of my educational career. I was valedictorian who turn a raging bad boy in the senior year. My parents was going thru a divorce and left me alone with my little brother to look after as they short out things over sea for some property settlement in leau of the separation.

I decided to prank my counselor, my teachers and with the help of all my friends to convince them that my parents went on vacation in an island where the giant tsunami hit . As it was the 24 hours coverage at the time. It was a perfect crime .

I was given a special privilege. My absent don't count, I can take test and homework online , and I just have to check in on my GPA once every week to make sure I'm still at the top percentile in my school.

My house become a default hangout for all. Like a college dorm where everything goes before I even know what that meant . It's a legit crack den by the time we were graduating.

Everyone in school thought it was hilarious that the valedictorian never show up to school and generally hosting the most insane party of all time.

Until I got caught with a suprised visit from my father to the office. With two week before graduation. I was strip of my rank. Failed all my classes due to absent and force to watch everyone graduating while I took that summer for remedial class.

Ahhh what a year .

Tl:Dr : almost ruin my life with deceit. Never Prank your future away.

Kahzgul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was well known at my school that a certain chemistry teacher had a penchant for losing his supplies. So much so that he routinely bought replacements for things he'd simply misplaced, only to find them later. So, during the course of our senior year, any time we saw an eraser on the chalkboard in our chemistry teacher's room, we took it. Last day of class before finals, we snuck in, removed all of the furniture from the room, and left a giant pile of erasers in the middle of the floor. There were well over 200.


The class before ours, however, was epic. The rented a goddamn backhoe and dug a POND in the middle of our grassy quad. Then they filled it with water and stole several ducks and geese from nearby parks, which they transplanted to the pond.

Needless to say, the administrators were not pleased. They gave the students 1 week to clean it all up and return the fowl to their original homes with the threat that they would not graduate any member of the senior class if it was not completed. Cleanup took 2 days.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't get one, we had the bitchiest (temporary) head teacher in the world who threatened to withhold our qualification certificates if we pulled any pranks, and probably would have done so regardless of her having no legal right to do so.
Needless to say I put alarm clocks (with fresh batteries) on-top of the cieling tiles in various classrooms set to go off the next day. These were the kind of alarm clocks that will beep for hours if no one turns them off.

Uptowngaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our Senior class decided to go George Washington on Some old tree that had been carved in big letter "C/O 2010" two years later class cut that tree down or almost janitor had to finish the job cause it was falling and deemed unsafe. Though c/o 2010 they jammed a bunch of stuff to all the door locks or cover them in cement so next morning took us about 2-4hours to open every door around the school nice prank got to stay outside most of the day till lunch. Didn't like the year after though 2013 pissed on a bunch of class rooms started a fire and took a shit in a classroom.

anything_butt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

our neighbouring class painted/sprayed a handicapped โ™ฟ symbol on every parking space in the teachers parking lot over night

donaldo_duzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few of us snuck into school at night and planted a relatively well established fruit tree in the middle of the school quadrangle, which is a big square of grass that half the buildings including the admin building overlook.

Then we took a car down to the football fields and did burnouts.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We laid out every centimeter of every staircase in the school with raw eggs.

mrtlwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my high school, we had the name of the school in big letters right front and center on the building. About two weeks before graduation, someone removed two key letters to change the name to "BEER HIGH SCHOOL". School tried to cover it with a tarp. Graduation day the tarp had fallen completely off. Graduation was at a different venue, though.

not_a_toaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was built in sort of a square shape with a courtyard in the middle. During lunch period, we took our physics teacher's desk, along with everything on it, and carried it from his classroom on the second floor, down the stairs and left it in the courtyard outside. A few of us had his class right after lunch so we could see his reaction, and the others were in another class, and they could see the courtyard and the desk from their room. It started raining while his desk was outside, so my friend in the other class got up and said "Oh no someone put Mr. (physics teacher)'s desk outside, we should go bring it in for him" and she said "oh that's so nice of you, go do that". She had no idea it was our doing. The physics teacher walked in, put his stuff down somewhere else and started teaching like nothing was wrong.

He was a great prankee, he was really cool with us and we all liked him so he was the victim of a few pranks. We TP'd his car on April Fool's day as well. After he showed us that we could lift a desk with a person sitting on it using only one finger if there were enough people, we thought about getting a bunch of people to carry his car and put it somewhere else, but we never went through with that one.

taowi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't too fond of my high school biology teacher, so during class one day I signed her up for a FREE Kirby Vacuum Cleaner Demonstration. I knew her address and guessed which floors in the house were carpet, wood, etc. and she had difficulty getting rid of them (no surprise).

I got detention for it but the other teachers thought is was funny.

Supportourtroops09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our dick head seniors just through waterballoons at all the underclassmen when they went to their cars. Shit was gay.

LFM_Friendzone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were being bombarded by a bunch of seniors with water balloons one year early on in high school (indoors) when a class mate grabbed a fire extinguisher and sprayed / fogged out the corridor, we then employed the 'ninja vanish' technique from ninja turtles 2. The culprit was never formally identified.

ingrown_hair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My daughter's class zip tied everything in every classroom together. They got bonus points for zip tying the scissors together. Good, clean, fun.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back in the 1990's I copied a well known television show and moved the parking spot lines a foot closer to each other.

I didn't perform well in high school.

inslomo808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class before ours decided to try to burn down the gym and graffitied the entire school with "c/o 09"

drewdbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OUrs was greatly. Kid wrote a letter to the whole senior class using the schools letter head. It stated that the school year would start two weeks later than planned do to construction

stringsanbu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got all of our cars together and successfully lined each up butt to butt with only 1 opening on the far side of the school no one cared about. That way people had to climb over our cars to get into school. We then proceeded to cook pancakes in the parking lot.

jimjones321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a schoolwide foodfight and our principal got smoked in the face with a glass nestea bottle. Needless to say the last 2 weeks of school turned into Auschwitz after

Greghole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We broke into some of the teacher's cars with a slim Jim, rolled their windows down, and put broken glass and bricks on their seats.

Blood_And_Fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set both goal posts on the football field on fire and had Slayer's "Welcome To Hell" playing through the PA system.

Omeletteplata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone cut a tree down in campus over night. Turned out the tree was a dedicated tree to a kid that passed away a couple of years ago.

Needless to say the lumberjack was caught and expelled.

NotVeryGoodAtStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled our favourite teacher's entire room with cardboard boxes. We had class in the hall that day

Tylerthehero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating

YoungBobbyAY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Almost every senior in my class brought a bucket of bouncy balls to school. At 12:15 we all threw them(not the buckets, jackass) down the hallways where our lockers were. Thousands of balls bouncing down the hall. I'm sure they are still finding them.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not from my year, but a group of kids spray painted a bunch of disproportionately sized dick and balls all over the parking lot. They were caught because they threw the spray paint can into the school pond and it was traced back to the Lowe's they bought it from.

balleklorin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With a syringe we put cod liver oil into the liquid soaps on the toilets the professors used.

saelynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I slowly stole a large number of forks from the cafeteria. We would all just grab like a handful every day. Then we stuck them all in the grass right outside the school at the end of the year.

They had picked them all up by the time school started the next day and no one even really heard about it so it was pretty lame. The hilarious part was collecting the forks. We had so many fucking forks.

psycheduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing, because our class didn't manage to organize one, breaking a long-standing tradition. I personally think everyone was scared to get in trouble or be the odd one out.

Rad_R0b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of kids from my high school kinda streaked at a soccer game. They all got suspened and couldnt go to prom or walk at graduation IIRC. Some one documented it. see it here

King_ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was pretty simple. We planted a tree in the middle of the soccer field. Ended up causing a lot of problems. Was expensive to remove and there was supposed to be a playoff game there.

brokenOval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stole the headmaster's car keys, drove his car into the school, through the gym, into the swimming pool and parked it on top of 2 wooden planks above the pool. Pure evil

READMYSHIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We dismantled an old car, rented a crane and reassembled in on the roof.

_Tazren_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the girls switched uniforms with the boys so the guys were running around in skirts

italyprayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of air was squandered. http://imgur.com/BF6CI3T

lagoon83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a school next to the ruins of a castle. When the year above me left, a few member of the CCF (army cadets) got up on top of the castle and abseiled down, then hung a massive sheet on it saying:

FOR SALE
All offers considered
Tel: [The school's phone number]

Kind of raised the bar, if I'm honest. Nothing we could do the following year to even match it, let alone beat it.

There was a grand tradition of over-the-top stuff like this, though. A few years previous, they'd gone up into the loft above the school hall and put bags of flour between the blades of the ceiling fans (they were behind grates, so the bags couldn't fall). Final assembly of the year was about halfway through when it got too hot and they turned the fans on.

polaroid_kidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party but thought it's worth mentioning (this wasn't my class but I heard takes about it roaming the halls the last 5 years of school). The dean taught an extracurricular class about cars and cat design and he used to drive a very nice jaguar, which he switched for a smart roadster (to which his car design students took great offence).

One year partially every kid was in his car class and as a senior prank they snuck to his house and disassembled the entire smart roadster car as far as they could and left a massive instruction booklet on how to put it back together.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure they spent at least a year planning that and somehow got their hands on a training car. Not sure if it's true but I like to think so.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't me (honest) but someone in my year made a paper mache model of his penis and broke into a teachers house and put it in her bedroom (while she was asleep). It didn't go well for him.

Suckiesuckie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

College

Chronicle616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my year because I haven't left yet but my god when I was in year 7 theirs was godly. So I'll run you through but a fraction of the awesome shit they did.

  1. They divided the year into half zombies, half human fighters. At lunch they had an all out war with water guns and fully painted zombies. The whole school was present and the zombies literally chased down these tiny 13 year old kids all around the school, it was terrifying.

  2. In our school we use key pads to get into rooms, they went old school and put itching powder on all of them.

  3. There was this really shit teacher who everyone hated, they found out that she was scared of birds and put 4 chickens in her classroom. She went mental it was so funny.

  4. They put white powder in bags and planted them on students.

  5. Because it was a boarding school some of my friends were taped to their beds with about 4 layers of duct tape.

  6. They promised to give a bunch of girls makeovers and tied them down and painted their faces like clowns.

This was about 5 or so years ago so I don't really remember much more but those were some highlights.

latenightmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rape alarms on helium balloons in the assembly hall with a 30ft ceiling, during assembly.

75ta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hispanic principal...hired a mariachi band to follow him around all day

mozygotflowzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to the everglades, caught an alligator and released it in the wishing well.

MsOedipaMaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was before the internets. We sent out a fake summer reading list at the end of May to all the junior and senior parents and students. On it we put Nabokov's "Lolita", "Mein Kampf" by Hitler, "Anna Karenina" by Tolstoy and "Gravity's Rainbow" by Thomas Pynchon. It was a very official looking letter since we swiped the letterhead from the main office, we got the mailing list from the same place and we even stole the stamps. Unfortunately, the actual summer reading list was sent a month later by the school (an all girls Catholic school), but not before many were well into the first part of one of these enormous and highly advanced books. Yeah, some were pissed. It was pretty funny. Hell, maybe some of them had their worlds rocked.

Canspo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my mate rearranged the desks of several classrooms into Swastikas

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school sits overlooking the football field, so when winter came and snow fell, a couple of guys drew a large 100 yard penis on it by walking around it. The best part was it was the last snow of the year so it stayed there till it melted.

Yourwtfismyftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Mine sucked. I didn't even intend to mess shit up. But traditionally the graduating class would be seated on the stage at an assembly that all other students attended while given awards, through speeches, songs (seriously "Friends Forever" can suck my lady dick and so can the bullying bitches who sang it). Usually while filing through some seniors would throw candy to the assembled kids, I took a transparent beach bag with my essentials for the day and had candy for the same purpose.

My bag was confiscated by a teacher who said that the tradition was cancelled due to unruliness, and who couldn't be found after the ceremony. He'd handed the bag off to someone, who had handed the bag off to someone else...I spent over an hour finding my bag afterwards by traipsing through many staff rooms (it still had my wallet etc). After serious problems from pranks in previous years, my class had been directed to the football field to let loose for a predetermined amount of time. Signing each other's uniforms. Water pistol, flour and egg fights. Streamers and confetti. By the time I found my bag and got there they were just turning up to tell everyone that allocated Funtime was over, and if we didn't leave immediately they'd call the cops. One of my bullies actually signed my uniform out of pity when he heard me crying about what had happened. It was the only signature I got.

Also, despite being in more extracurriculars than almost any other student (while dealing with an abusive home life and working to support myself), I didn't receive any of the awards I had hoped for. Apparently you need to specialise in one thing to be worthy, and because I had done swimming, community volunteer work, choir, plays, social justice groups, fundraisers, etc, I hadn't focused enough to be deserving. There is a photo of me in the yearbook from that ceremony right after the final award was called looking like I'm a zombie. Full thousand yard stare. I just wanted to be validated when I never was outside of school.

skanktastik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, when I was 85 I put some icy hot on my roomie's dentures while he was asleep.

chriscrux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure if true or not but I heard that a couple years ago some students got some reflective vests and traffic cones, closed off a main road and diverted traffic through our school. They caused huge traffic jams and the local council got really pissed at the school. That prank is the reason we have to get our pranks approved by the principal before we can do them.

elothegod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Four of us evaded five sheriff patrols parked around the school's perimeter. We "broke in" to the school (using my dad's wrestling keys) and proceeded to fuck shit up in the cafeteria and some of the hallways, keeping in mind we had to keep our cool going in and out of there. Well, while moving tables, one of the guys dropped his side and it made the biggest fucking noise I've ever heard in my entire life. Being the sensible one in the group, I said we should count our blessings and GTFO. My friends weren't having it, but sure enough about 3 minutes later a sheriff runs in with his gun up and tells us to get on the "fucking ground." He was pretty sketched out because we were wearing ghille masks, and we matched the description of recent robbers who had stolen shit from the school. Terrible timing. They cuff us up and put us in cop cars, and try to illicit the school into pressing charges and sending us to jail but they didn't (probably just scare tactics). We ended up all walking of course, but not before we did 20+ of comm service. TL;DR Broke into school using dad's keys, kid fucks up by dropping table, arrested, but not jailed and still walked

rszdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The entire senior class showed up at night to pitch tents and sleep on the lawn. The cops showed up like an hour in because my hometown is tiny and made everyone disperse.

The principal found out the next day and made an announcement saying we should have cleared it with him, and he would have been so glad to have approved it when the cops showed up.

Kinda ended poorly because it ended with like 150 kids all almost getting trespassing tickets and we ended up staying there until like 4 AM with the cops.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ran a pirate flag up the flagpole and finagled the rope so that it couldn't be taken down.

Tibolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:53:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole the master key off our drunkard janitor. We then snuck into the school late at night, took all the desks to the football field and arranged them in the shape of a penis. Ah the joys of an all boys school.

jarris123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

3 chickens were released into the school. Our principle and vice spent the rest of the day trying to get them out of the premises

j_cro10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being from Ireland we tend to keep ours pretty standard (water fights, setting off alarms etc), but the year above us decided to sneak in and burn a teachers name into the grass infront of the school with the words "P.S.N.I tout" beside it. Didnt go down too well at all really, 3 expelled and serious shit went down.

PentaRainbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hacked the School's PA system and played Rick Roll all day.

Mgnickel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I found a set of janitor keys one weekend on the bleachers in the gym, saved them for months for the last couple weeks of school. We had a dean who would patrol the parking lot in a golf cart and write tickets or report kids leaving or showing up late, we took his golf cart apart (because it was heavier than expected) and reassembled it on top of a building overlooking two parking lots, with a blowup doll inside. We set alarm clocks in random empty lockers throughout the school to go off minutes after each other. We also released greased up 3 pigs and numbered them 1, 2 and 4.

ThisIsTheOnly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were 10 schools in our county (at the time) and 9 letters in our school name so we stole a single letter from every other schools sign to spell the name of our school.

At first no one noticed but after 5 or 6 letters went missing from the other school signs someone figured it out.

Pretty sure we made the local news but we definitely infuriated every other school student and faculty in the county to a level I didn't think possible.

Wish I could say I thought of it but somewhere in my class was an absolute genius.

A7X4REVer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My grade didn't have a prank. The whole grade was maybe about 70 kids, and each stuck to their own small groups of friends. No one was willing to organize a prank. Besides, senior pranks were kind of ruined by the kids who graduated the year before us.

Their 'prank' was deface the school by spray painting Seniors 2012 wherever they could, then ambushing the entire school at the end of the day. All the hallways in the school led to this one set of doors, so everyone left through those doors on their way to their busses. Well, the seniors' ambush was to sit there with water guns, silly string, eggs, and I'm pretty sure a bulk amount of ketchup and mustard was involved.

A lot of people were pissed because we had to buy our own uniforms for school, and anyone who used that door got theirs ruined. Also a lot of girls wearing white undershirts (along with their thin white uniform shirt) got completely soaked, which didn't leave much to the imagination. I wasn't caught in it, since I had 4th period spare, but the stains on the pavement lasted well into the next year.

Not much of a prank if you ask me. Just another group of assholes that made me hate my school.

chasimm3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing. We were constantly doing shit for 5 years, finally when our last week came we figured the best way to drive our teachers mental would be to do nothing. We acted like we were up to something, but were really just chilling in the sun. Drove em mad.

freddiek1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Not my class prank. Not his either. Just a lone ranger making history in a midwest town.

Our biology class had been dissecting cats, and it just so happens that the last day of the dissection was also the last day for seniors. It was second or third hour, and the bell was set to ring shortly, so our teacher told the class to seal our disemboweled research into respective bags. The juniors (which I was at the time) were to properly store them, and the seniors were instructed to discard them. My group and I had done as we were told, so I moved to the front of the classroom to gather my things. The very moment I grabbed my bag the bell had gone off. As usual, when any bell goes off between classes, kids have a tendency to start talking loudly, and a thousand different things seem to happen all at once. So I grabbed my bag, and as I was bending over to pick up the last of my books, I casually looked to the back of the room. A senior and I made brief eye contact. His eyes darted to the front, and then back at me. He raised his index finger to his lips, silently shushing me. Naturally, I look towards where his eyes darted. Our teacher was bending behind her desk, distracted, in a world of her own. It was when I turned back to look at the kid again that I see him taking the gutted, plastic-wrapped cat, shoving it into his backpack, zipping up, and promptly walking through the door.

Hmm. I see.

Let me remind you: this was second or third hour. Regardless of which hour it was, the day had just begun.

Cut to:

The last bell of the day went off, so students immediately began to swarm the hallways. Our school consisted of many tributary hallways leading into one massive hallway, and within that massive hallway, there was one particular intersection that always seemed a bit more congested than others.
It was at the moment I was rounding a corner that I began hearing small shrieks turning into louder screams, turning into utter commotion.
A janitor began yelling "GET BACK!" and started pushing students away. As I approached I noticed it: the specimen. It lay there in all its glory, hair matted and wet, mouth wide, belly wider, sliced open with rubberized guts flopping out, reeking of formaldehyde. It was Frank, the formaldehyde cat.

Frank was appropriately disposed of, I think. The kid was caught on camera and wasn't allowed to walk at graduation. I was the sole witness, and due to my large mouth, I told one or two of my buddies at lunch. I guess his name got back to the ole' principle, so they made sure to nail him with surveillance tapes if he denied it.

hussco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had the ol' 'walk a cow up to the top floor and then watch it not want to/unable to walk back down' trick. Poor gal had to be crane lifted back to safety. Not my school, but I also heard of friends of mine digging a massive tree out of the ground and planting it in the middle of the soccer pitch as well as welding an old crappy car around the school flag pole. They were simple times...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parked cars down the length of the main hallway, they all got clamped.

jacobfuckingsucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Some kids snuck into our school through an area that was under construction and super-glued all the locks to the classrooms, caused between 8k-15k dollars in damage.

Edit: Proof

LuckyLightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone released two pigeons during an award ceremony. One died almost immediately and the other one was caught by our principal and had its neck immediately snapped. Fucking brutal.

gintherthegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a bunch of classmates paid an old man to run through our school naked with grad 2012 spray painted across his back. Our vice principal almost tackled him, until he realized the man was completely naked.

I was also dared to have a spider man costume underneath my gown and run around as spider-man across stage and was very tempted, but didn't end up doing it because I wanted to go to prom.

hoffi_coffi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have a last day of school. Due to previous years doing some awful things, we were give a letter on the last-but-one day saying "school is now finished!" and were sent on our way. Pretty mean really, but we all met up in the fields near school on the Friday and sat around talking and drinking.

eggonion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to Irish Catholic Grammar school. Priest was our principle back then. We took the wing- mirrors off his car and was able to roll it into the chaplins' hall through a double door (just) and then re-attaching the wing-mirrors inside. Took them almost 12 hours to figure out how to remove the car.

Reptilesblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My senior prank was to drive by the school a few times in my ancient Honda Accord with a confederate flag draped across the back and blaring country music. You know, just to fuck with people.

Now my Uncles senior prank was different. This was back in the late 60's or early 70's when he was one of their star football players. One of the teachers had an original VW Bug. My Uncle and some friends of his when no one was looking picked the car up and through great effort found a way to carry it/hoist it up onto the school roof. I graduated in the year 2000 and a full 30 years later people were still talking about it as legendary.

EDIT: I just remembered. Another member of my class during graduation did his own special senior prank. When he went up to get his diploma from the principle (that FYI was a hard-ass no one liked) he took the diploma offered then immediately turned around, lifted up his robe and mooned the entire audience. He was completely naked underneath. This included virtually all of the staff, the graduating class, and every family member of all ages and genders at one of the biggest graduations in my towns history.

The best part is that several dozen people knew he was going to do it when we assembled before filing out to the ceremony. I even saw him before and knew something was up. Not one person spoiled it.

nutsack27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We removed all the hammers from our school bells, the night before the last da. So when breaks and classes changed there was absolute silence ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Mortagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our prank was, that there was no prank. The ones responsible for it blew most of the collected money on booze and partying the night before the prank.

On the morning of the prank, we all arrived, and had to improvise, so we filled a hallway with balloons and a balloonwall. As per tradition we played funny games against the teachers, but it was so cringeworthy that i wanted to leave.

Everybody else, not responsible for the prank, was rightfully pissed.

Jacobarcherr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid in a classroom after school until everyone was gone and we took yarn and made a huge web across the hallway, snaking through the lockers, doorknobs, you name it. The janitor then came in the next morning and forgot to turn the lights on, and ran into it.

Jacobarcherr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid in a classroom after school until everyone was gone and we took yarn and made a huge web across the hallway, snaking through the lockers, doorknobs, you name it. The janitor then came in the next morning and forgot to turn the lights on, and ran into it.

TomTheJester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stayed behind an extra two hours on the final day of school ironically, to help some of the teachers with their paperwork in the school office. That expanded into a larger operation where we started clearing rubbish from the grounds, and getting some of the staff coffee. You should have seen their faces!

Come to think of it...that wasn't a good prank at all เฒ _เฒ 

Watty13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some dude had a fish that had been fermenting for weeks before hand, he simply brought it in during lunch time and threw it into the middle of the main lunch area (There was always some area like this in schools). It was fuckin reekin and about 5 people threw up with everyone scrambling to get away from it

Bananasonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SIOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some people found out that you could access the school intercom from any phone if you punched in the correct extention. They called in and made sex noises.

hozzay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to stay after school to tutor people and we would always meet in the office. I noticed that when the office secretary would page someone over the intercom, she'd pick up the phone and dial *0 to get on the intercom. So I wondered what would happen of I brought in a phone jack splitter and a wireless phone. So I went out to goodwill a bought a used wireless phone and a phone jack splitter from radio shack. I had to make copies of some quiz so I went on the back of the office and hooked up the phone behind the printer since it's on the network and was connected via the telephone line for fax. It worked! So I went and made a mixtape of the some songs on a voice recorder. I waited until we had one of those school convocations and went to the office to "make copies." I put the phone in one of the closets and dialed and hit play. The music was loud and everyone was confused. It went on for about 5 minutes before they were able to stop it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broke into a car dealership to steal the huge inflatable donkey that they use for promotions. We planed on inflating it on the roof of the school in the morning. We didn't make it.

crmpicco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One that pops into my mind was a double troll I done, albeit by accident. I faxed in an "advert" for a top of the range golf driver for a ludicrously slow price of ยฃ15 to a local free press paper. I put the contact number as one of my mates and when I was hanging out with him he got a call on his mobile and it came up "Fameblazer" which was the nickname of another boy at our school. "Fameblazer" was calling thinking that it was a genuine ad for a ยฃ15 driver that would have been upwards of ยฃ250 in the shops!

I never let on it was me.

outroversion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty late on this so this will be buried but-

EGGMAGEDDON

It started off as a core group of us buying a load of eggs to throw at assembly on the last day.

Word spread, everybody was buying as many eggs as they could. People travelling out of town to buy butt loads of eggs and different kinds, goose, duck, I had some qauyle just for kicks.

So we sit down in assembly first thing, everyone was waiting on that first egg. Who was it going to be and who was it going to hit?

I don't remember much of what happened next but before you knew it eggs were flying EVERYWHERE and FLOUR?! Some genius realised that was a great idea too it was just trashed.

Same thing happened on the bus on the way home.

I don't really think there were any repurcussions of it as far as I can remember.

We also put fish in the radiators.

And porn on the screen savers.

And bacon in a vegetarian.

iredditalready5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

let 3 goats loose in the school and label them "1" "2" and "4"

Survivor1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I lived in a place called Wildwood. It was a nice quiet resort city with a lake, golf course, tennis courts etc. mostly filled with older retired people. Well out on a small island in the middle of the lake there was a big sign that had "Wildwood" on it. It was so large you could read it as you drove over the hill and had the first view of the place. We went out one night in a boat and changed the letters from "WILDWOOD" to "DILDO". It was great. We were never caught but eventually told people. my dad laughed the hardest.

BanditMonty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating. Joke's on them, I didn't have to go anymore.

sweeetneet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a temporary, short term, and long term prank. Temporary :zip tying the lockers shut of the Juniors so they had to scramble at the end of the day to get their stuff. Short term: took dissected pig parts from AP Biology and threw them on top of their lockers so they could marinate over the long weekend. Long term: we had Senior bathrooms the Seniors of Student Council would paint. We heard the next year's class wasn't going to redo it which is a right of passage. So we started off just writing on the walls so they would have to repaint it. Well, some girls took it out of hand and wrote on the mirrors, doors, toilets, basically everything. We didn't mention it to anyone and it wasn't found until the beginning of the next school year.

Pussolini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Obtained several thousand balloons from ebay, and filled up the vice principles office with them until it was so packed that there was no more space in there.

We had also filled a small number of the baloons with egg whites and glitter, so that if they tried to clean the room by bursting the baloons...

Mickelham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We streaked the charity footsal match

Ananamooos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was boring. We all brought tents and sleeping bags and slept on the roof and skipped school that day. It failed and we got in deep shit when we tried to get down at like 11 am after we had woken up, because we all had to use the restroom. The whole senior class ended up getting Saturday school except for the people that didn't do it.

Akuran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmmm.. We released chickens with numbers on their back into the school (Numbers 1 to 6, 8 to 15, with 7 not being there), dropped cases of waterballoons from the stairs upon unknowing freshmen coming back from their lunch breaks and held a huge barbecue in the backyard of the school. Good times, especially when the janitor spent his afternoon finding chicken #7.

[EDIT]: Forgot about the 30 pizza's we ordered to the Teacher's lounge.

Killtherollingstones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing..... I'm yet to see the funny side.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planned a water balloon fight in the parking lot after class one day. The principal not only called the cops but called a swat team. We left school with escorts to our cars by armed police in riot gear. So we went right outside school property and had it there. We pegged every single car coming out of the parking lot and one kid hit the swat van and when they fired a beanbag gun in the air it scared us off.

1369ic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quit and joined the Army. Long prank, took a while to play out.

llampwall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shivved off a ton of locks on the senior lockers and switched them randomly so nobody could get in their lockers. that was nothing compared to the main prank though.

our cafeteria had a huge outdoor area in the center of the school where everyone hangs out to eat and mingle between classes, and it's where outdoor assemblies were held. my friend and I went in the middle of the night with a baseball field line drawer and a ton of powdered weed killer. we then proceeded to draw a forty foot 420 across the field. shit was still there 4 years later.

La_Farfallaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of kids climbed up and spray painted our class year onto one of the brick chimney shoot. I don't know if it's still there but I know the principal said he was going to leave it there.

DayvanCowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put JB Weld in all of the door locks leading into the building.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn! I'm from UK wish we did any kind of pranks here!

Cows_Cant_Fly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of the kids at my school put live fish in the school swimming pool.

98rmanchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a school that had a very large population of people that lived on farms. We unleashed 3 oiled up pigs in the school, all with spray painted number on them: 1, 2, and 4. The administration spent all day trying to find the non existent 3rd pig.

SolvedWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a boat without a motor and anchored it to the middle if the pond.

TheHamLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we forked the center quad and broke into the library to bring the furniture outside. we also took an inflatable fuck doll and hoisted it up on the flag. great times.

anotherawkwardadult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planted bluebonnets (texas state flower, illegal to pick them) on the grass field shaped to say 2012. We planted at middle of semester and once bloomed, we were long gone

Bird1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class' senior prank wasn't that memorable, but the year before me, a couple guys released some chickens into the school. The chickens were labeled with paint "1", "2", and "4", so the staff spent the whole day looking for chicken #3.

NoonecanknowMiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't mine, as I haven't had mine yet, but a former class sprayed deer urine all over the hallway.

jajison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class didn't have one that I knew of but my younger brother's class made swords, axes, and armor made of cardboard and had a huge battle scene in the middle of the pep rally.

anotherawkwardadult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my old highschool, but our rival school in the same town. They had a Future Farmers of America program and they got a cow up on to the second floor and cows cant go down stairs

s317sv17vnv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class organized a Great Freeze. Morning announcements were made by the class president at the beginning of third hour, so he had easy access to the PA system after second hour ended. During the passing, the president randomly yelled a code statement which signaled for all of the seniors to stop moving at that exact moment. We were deliberately in hallways so we could strike fun poses (eg. one senior was probably in the middle of punching another senior in the face) and a good number of us were in the main stairway causing foot traffic. We waited for the second announcement to unfreeze us and most of the school was late to their third hour classes.

Frostonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice try Ms. Parks, i'm still not telling you shit

Equilibriator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got someone from a couple years below in our year photo. Poor boy got a bollocking from the school, literally grabbed him as we were queuing up and massively peer pressured into doing it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had the worst senior prank ever. Our school got super strict for some reason so we literally just filled the halls with sticky notes. It was lame as hell.

Rhazior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Normally these things are organized with help from the school where I'm from, but in our year we got a letter telling us there would be no prank. Instead, the school thought it would be nice for us to try and break a record or something (they suggested things like most people brushing their teeth).

So naturally, we organized our own elaborate plan, consisting of an obstacle course throughout the school. All senior students came dressed as soldiers the next day, and we forced all freshmen through it, shouting like drill instructors.

Then of course, we forced our teachers through.

realdogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled our principals office with 2008 balloons. About 10 of them we filled with baby powder.

SnarlakTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two 50 gallon barrels full of water balloons were distributed to seniors in the parking lot. Walked into school and the rampage began. Freshman and teachers were targeted

sundaygus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A buddy painted a zebra crossing outside school. The council got confused and now there's a real one there

Throwawaystartover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Knew the janitor from elementary days, long story short went into every room and filled with water cups and boxes from USPS. I found out you could order as many boxes as you wanted for free, so my friends and I ordered a couple thousand. Filled a few classrooms up completely with empty boxes.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not our senior year, but a buddy of mine put like 10 open cartons of milk in random lockers throughout the basement. These lockers weren't assigned, so they weren't cleaned out. Our school also didn't have AC. Thry had to cancel summer school that year.

typie312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People stole the school buses and parked them in front of the doors blocking all of the entrances. Then they welded the ignition shut. School ended up getting cancelled that day.

warmwhimsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I gave one of the english teachers an origami unicorn.

we had studied blade runner in english

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was quite pathetic. A bunch of kids wrote "YOLO 2014" on the side of the school in chalk. Then got detention for it and had to scrub it off.

March1392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My principal had a golf cart he literally drove everywhere including inside buildings, in the cafeteria, and even the gym. We also had construction for a new building going on at the time, so we decided to illegally operate the equipment to put the golf cart on the roof of the new building and leave it there until he found it on Monday. Probably the most exercise we ever saw him get.

deadpool746 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They threw a rock through the cafeteria window, and cut down the tree that everyone smoked by... It wasn't the best year for pranks.

U-Conn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a senior sketch show every year, the year I graduated a couple of guys rappelled down the front of the building.

Delzak421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took roofing materials and wrote out our graduation year on the roof, then took a picture with a drone.... As far as we know its still up there to this day.

mattyallan88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At Inverkeithing High in Scotland, some guy released 3 sheep into the school corridors, they were numbered 1,2 & 4.....

birdcages7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my year but one year the leavers put a goat in the principle's office. He's been known as Billy ever since

lovesdick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We flipped the stop signs upside down. They stayed like that for a couple years.

jataba115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not our prank, or even my year, or even my school's seniors, but the rival school actually lit our football field on fire after the rivalry game one year. Burned that shit.

Fucking weird asses

dropkickoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some seniors repelled off the auditorium and changed the school name to Mario High School.

Not just because everyone knew/loved Mario from childhood, but because we had a vice principal that the student body had renamed Mario, and he HATED it.

TeapotGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As far as I knew there was no plan because we were all experiencing senioritis and stopped caring. Then someone took some kind of industrial glue to the locks of the admin building sometime before school started on the last day.

I'll never forget all the office ladies and our pissed off principal raging outside.

I still think it was actually a junior who knew the seniors would pay.

ApparentlyGreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Made a giant propaganda-style poster of the vice principal (he was an ass) and hung it from the massive bridge that joined the two halves of the school.

Also had a mad waterfight.

My personal secret one was printing off hundreds of poorly drawn pictures of Morgan Freeman and placing them in various places in the school.

Diggerinthedark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Stealing and hiding every clock in every room we could get to and replacing it with witty post-it notes such as "tick-tock, wheres the clock?".

The best part is where we hid all of the clocks. There was an unused old building in our school that was always locked and not many people knew the secret to entering it. I would guess only the caretaker and very few students who liked to explore. You had to go up a set of stairs at the back of one of the bathrooms, through 2 unalarmed fire doors. There were steps to ground level but also a walkway to the other building if you climbed over 2 low fences and a sketchy roof.

Safe to say, nobody found the clocks for a while.

landon912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but still awesome. During a block change all the senior walked around with a bundle of yard that they each glued an end to the wall and walked all around the hallways making a crazy matrix-like field of suspended yarn EVERYWHERE. Nobody could move except going under or cutting them. Now senior pranks are banned and we get suspended for trying.

Teaandfuzzys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We blew up over 20,000 balloons and filled the upper school corridors, it was amazing. We also hired a mariachi band to follow our year head around all day. She fucking loved it

Xibalba0130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released hundreds of bouncy balls at the top of the steps. People were kicking them around all day

MagicalWhisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heard of a really good one when 3 chickens are released into the school labelled 1, 2 and 4. The school then proceeds to try and find the "missing" number 3 chicken.

broke_gamer_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So at my school we have a pit right near the lunchroom, everyone calls it "the pit". One year, no one knows how the seniors did it, filled up the pit with water. It was basically a swimming pool 3 feet deep.

ImN0rth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similar to a prank my dad showed me: one day we left and never came back!

LongDongBeardyFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't remember what my senior prank was, but that's mostly because the class before us covered the interior of the school with silly string and glitter, stacked the desks in every classroom, and TP'd virtually every tree on the school grounds. My class was told a senior class prank anywhere near that magnitude wouldn't be tolerated, so ours ended up being completely unmemorable...

klevenisms204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours didn't have one. I don't really think it's a thing in Winnipeg

montreux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We weren't allowed to pull one because the class before us painted all the windows of the school black.

Virtuous-Vice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our year we got lucky and our hardass principle who made and held our school at an A grade for, I think, five years had just been replaced for (allegedly) banging a student halfway through the our junior year. So senior year rolls around and we have a new principal we'd spent the last half of the year realizing was cool with anything. He'd come from an F school (in Florida schools were given overall grades based on standardized test scores) and was chill with all most all the shit going down at our school. Until we covered his main building in shit. Not our shit, cow shit. We filed in as many cows into the second floor of the main school building as we could. See cows knees can bend to walk up stairs, but they can't go down. Took the school hours to take every cow down one at a time via elevator. Great prank but two kids whose family owned the farms the cows came from were charged breaking and entering. Though to be fair we didn't break in a janitor "misplaced his keys."

Peachnewbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and some freinds made a beautiful stirofoam cake for the uptight feminists that were our teachers. I still don't know to this day the outcome of the prank as they brought it into the teachers lounge for the party they were gonna have. If I ever find myself in a sad moment, I try picturing THAT situation

Treyzania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Currently a senior.

Involves a relatively unused classroom, the telephone, the intercom, a Raspberry Pi, and this song.

mooseknucklemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lame

elka1237 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I filled my beer bottles with pee so the guy who always stole them would drink them, he did.

Royboto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got access to our "IT" guys computer with a key logger and set a gif to all network computers of the curb stomp from American history X.

Evilan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

About ten kids from our senior class decided it would be a great idea to sneak into the school at night and stack up desks from the classrooms to block the doors from the inside. However, what they forgot was that we have a badass live-in security guard who patrols every night.

So they come in through the front gate and cut the lock, somehow they get into one of the hallways and then start piling up desks on one of the doors. In the process of this they get caught by the security guard and scatter. None of the school officials ever found out who these guys were until the next day when they put their next prank into motion.

This time they decided to hang up a banner across the top of the school. The security alarm to the roof was tripped when they go up, security guard calls the police and locks the roof from the floor below. So about five of these guys are trapped on the roof (the others wised up), there are about 10 police cars surrounding the high school and a police helicopter flying around for these five guys who thought that breaking into the school was a good idea.

Thankfully they didn't have any charges pressed against them, but they were not allowed to walk at graduation, were suspended for the last three weeks of school, two of them were unable to graduate because of that and they were also barred from attending prom which was just a couple days away. Fuckin' Pranked!

Misogynist002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Personally? I skipped school that day. I presume because I also skipped the vast majority of days.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vandalism

editboy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We disassembled a combine (you know, a harvester), brought it thru the cafeteria doors after we bribed the janitors with a couple box of donuts, then reassembled it. It was masterminded by a daring farm kid in our class. If anybody is interested I'll post a pic.

MrAppleSpiceMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior, not really a prank, but I volunteer worked in the office of my school over the summer (like 4 days, mandatory community service for everyone each year to graduate) and stole 32 stacks of blank hall passes.

In addition I have a couple other students and even one teacher that give me used hall passes that I've been collecting last year and this year. I have like 200 now. I've also taken multiple other blank stacks that i find in classrooms.

I do not know what I will do with these

Cockmaster40000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior now. It's gonna take all night and about 5-10 people and it involves a lot of saplings, the cover of darkness, and shovels.

Can't wait

Brrieck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was pretty lame, I convinced the Heads of Departments that I should do a speech for the end of the year. I started it with this joke to break the ice before continuing, "So there are three pregnant women knitting sweaters, the first woman says, 'I hope I have a boy because I'm knitting a blue sweater,' the second woman says, 'I hope I have a girl because I'm knitting a blue sweater,' the third woman says, 'I hope my child is deformed, because I just fucked up the arms!"

It didn't go down very well with the teachers, that cut me off mid, "We all got through this year, and we all worked very hard."

Strummed_Out ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lube. On. Everything.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Our class put fake tan in the soap dispensers. Didn't think it through, people just washed it off. The smell was nasty though. Also put dead fish in the ceiling tiles in the most unused classrooms so they could rot away up there.

Had a teacher that was tall, white and bald that we all called Slenderman. We made the pages from the game and stick them all around outside his office.

Also got lots of ketchup packets and taped them under the toilet seats with the idea they would squirt over people. I don't know if it worked though.

Other people filled some toilet cisterns with washing liquid I think, and those toilets were shut down.

The fish one was the worst but I was only a part of the Slenderman one.

Finally, we signed our IT teacher up to singlemuslims.com.

gooserolled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was an exchange student in Germany in the late 2000s, and the senior year paid off the night cleaners to let them in at night, and they moved every piece of furniture (desks/tables/chairs) to two rooms on opposite sides of the building. The school got closed down for the day till everything could be put back.

NoMeansGo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The classic cups of water covering the floor with goldfish in them. https://youtu.be/AnFj42rcxkY

Kyle1264 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My cousin was telling me about his senior prank, he's very far out of high school now.

But he lived in a very rural area so farms were common. Him and a few buddies took their pickup truck out. Stole a cow a pig and a chicken. And they put them in the school. The problem is cows can't go down stairs they can only go up... Their only elevator couldn't handle the weight of the Cow so they had to kill it in the school. They also left a note saying that there were 2 chickens total. So for about 3 days no one was in school because they were looking for the last chicken. Oh and the pig well I'm not sure what happened to the pig.

Andres1t0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dressed up as tommy pickles for a spirit competition wearing a diaper and all. To get points for your class you had to be judged by 4 teachers who would determine how many points you get (better costume=more points). I got suspended for a dress code violation but my class won by a shit ton of points.

itsWildSquirtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I pretended to be stupid for 4 years.

itsWildSquirtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The long con.

gaynerd27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not doing a prank.

TheBookOfLostThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turned an entire floor of the school into a "beach" we carried up a couple tons of stairs and flooded as classroom for the ocean. Good times.

theCHAMPdotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Streaking and getting caught because I went back to get a friend who had broken his arm while trying to escape the field.

TheJeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I photoshopped most of the teaching staff into hardcore porn pictures and hung the pictures up in every bathroom. The look on the teachers when they found out was worth the risk.

chrizbreck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a small sailboat on the roundabout at the entrance to school.

llamerguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My graduating class just put alarm clocks in locked lockers set to go off at different times throughout the day.

This happened a couple years after i graduated though: http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-05-14-big-boy-statue_N.htm

red_sagitta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our rival school snuck three sheep into our school, but on these sheep they had spray painted "1" on one sheep, "2" on another and "4" on the last. Our teachers spent weeks looking for sheep "3" just to find out it didn't actually exist!

katieRebelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(australia) Dead kangaroo in the air-con. stunk the whole school out for a solid year after. we got grade 12 day canceled at our school forever

ShigglyB00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I filled the vending machine change slots with ketchup and put lube on a few door handles and bathroom taps (faucets). Comedy ensued.

Xesyliad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painted a giant dick on the oval using Roundup (glyphosate). From what I heard the grass died out permanently and had to be turfed again.

BubbleGumFart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone bought three chickens and let them off in the school wearing tags with the numbers 1 2 and 4. They still haven't found number 3 to this day

supernoodlebreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One I always heard about in school was a group of seniors brought 3 sheep into the school grounds, labelled 1, 2 & 4 and let them free. I can only imagine the faculty searching for the third

Mabepossibly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

1500 crickets from the pet shop

3 Small pigs covered in vasoline. Number with 1,2 and 4.

Burnt Class of 2000 into the football field with weed killer and salt.

Retrodeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a friend managed to turn every book in the library around so that the spine was facing inside.

SharpieGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was taking a group photo on the bleachers by the football field. There was suppose to be an airplane fly by and snap a few shots but before it came by one our seniors yelled out "The British are coming!" and we all ran like hell. Completely ruined the picture, the principles were not happy.

jamescurtis29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard one time some seniors released 4 sheep in different areas around our school and painted the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their sides. It took hours for staff to give up the search for '4'.

therealdeeptoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got everyone a backpack full of super bouncy balls. At the bell in the middle of the day, everyone threw them in the hall. The cool thing was that it was chaotic, but all of the younger kids wanted the super balls, so the prank was also self cleaning!

Discoburgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bit tame, but mixed all the wireless mice and keyboards in our computer lab.

Hshjakotqcabzniywtec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a car from a junk yard for $100 Cut it in half with a sawzall and mig welded it around the flag pole.

aman4456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class two years before me chained the door to the gym closed and put the key in a bag of keys

blessedbeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal was retiring due to his wife having cancer so it was more of a goodbye/senior prank since he was well liked. My friends aunt started taking two hospital sheets home from work everyday for over a month and his grandmother stitched them together. We painted "Class of 2005" Best of Luck (Principle ' name) and draped it across half the school.

It was torn down before anyone showed up. Next year someone super glued all of the locks shut as pay back.

reddittrees2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chickens in the hallway but we didn't get to do it. Chickens were found in a parent's garage. They were not amused.

I guess maybe more trolling than prank? It's tradition for senior class to design and paint a big seal that hangs above one of the auditorium doors. Ours was old as hell, wood seats and a balcony and stuff. Class got to vote on a class motto which would also go on the seal. Also on a bunch of other stuff.

There were something like four or five choices and then a write-in option. Most of the class already had an idea in mind and agreed on it. The write-in technically won, we conducted our own informal poll after and and fond we had at least 2/3. They wouldn't let us use the write-in that won so they went with whatever came in before that. Don't remember because it wasn't nearly as good.

The write-in was: "We're better than you in 2006". So it's also tradition for seniors to write stuff on their car with that window wax stuff in the weeks leading up to graduation. Guess what everyone painted on their windows.

richhh01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let a bunch of chickens out in the sixth form block and and 2 rape alarms were thrown on the roof.

beerbobhelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a habitual offender, I didnt do shit, in the months leading up to graduation. I like to think the principals were so busy worrying about my "squad", they missed the 2 or 3 things that did happen. Besides it would have broken my Moms heart to not see me walk.

supplenupple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kid in the class' father owned a car lot. Him and couple friends took a decrepit VW rabbit and split it down the middle lengthwise, overnight rolled each half into th cafeteria (because the whole car would have been too wide to fit thru door), and welded the two halves together

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone spray-painted "FUCK [Principal's name]" on the front wall of my school.

Bobtobismo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had several pranks that made it halfway to fruition but died. The coolest idea that actually got started was buying a shitty old car, cutting it in half and riveting it around the main flag pole. Another was bringing cows upstairs. One year actually brought 3 chickens labeled 1,2,4. Our rival school came in and spray painted a lot of stuff on the walls, some of it was genuinely inappropriate, but others were funny like "prep bitch hangout" were the preppy girls talked and an arrow that said "my people" where the thug clique chilled, which ultimately got them caught. High school was a good time. A sanctioned prank was moving the outdoor lunch tables across campus to the main courtyard shaping them in the year of the graduating class. Lame as hell but whatever.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the seniors spray painted a 2 week old dead deer green (green and gold are our school colors), them hung it on our school sign in front of the highschool. So disgusting and disrespectful. These people were redneck af. >.<

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This one isn't mine, but a very close friend's. So a few of them snuck into the school after hours right? Them, the got the strongest industrial strength glue they could find and a bunch of dildos. The went to the front Foyer and super glued all these dildos to the ground and covered them with lube. In the morning, people show up and you have the staff jerking these things off in a futile attempt to remove them.

riukei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worked for social services and on my last day I left a message for the duty officer from Mr A.Lion, also the number for Dudley Zoo. He rang them back asking for Mr Lion then "A Lion", we were in stitches.

I also put cellotape on the wireless mouses of some of my co-workers and left fruit and ham in random hard to find places so there would eventually be a weird smell they couldn't find. Loved that job.

Toofpasties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school used American brand combination locks on our lockers. We found out that they are easy to shim open so about a dozen of us filed down some hair pins and set to work. We removed a few hundred locks over 2 weeks before everyone got pulled into an assembly because the administration was getting pissed. That night we hooked every one of those locks to a few chains, threw them in the back of my moms minivan and brought them down to the school. We locked them across the front doors and left. Unfortunately, by the time people were getting to school the next day, the chains were gone. The principal knew someone had done it and offered a reward for info leading to the culprits but nobody ever got in trouble.

Sakheteu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my fellow students was the son of one of the P.E. teachers, so he stole his keys, we broke into the gym and had a massive party.

GuruBushHippie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Before first period we rolled a long sheet of black plastic across the senior balcony then several of us dumped astroglide on it and the two masterminds came out of an upstairs bathroom in speedos. They slid around while we blocked teachers from getting to them, then made an escape hole for them and simultaneously let the teachers on to the slip and slide. That was the real prank, the teachers getting tricked onto it.

The masterminds made a clean escape and their identities could never be confirmed by admin. Then at the next day's rally the morons decided to wear matching 08 t-shirts with their new nicknames "slip" and "slide" on the back. Brilliant. They got charged with vandalism and some form of public endangerment. No one was hurt, but people were pissed.

Man, my dad was a principal and his brother the assistant at that high school during the late 80's and early 90's. I tried getting him to spill some good ones but he never would, said they were too good to give me any ideas about. I wonder what kids pulled off when people actually still had a decent sense of humor.

loloebee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole a whole heap of for sale signs from around town and placed them all along the front fence. We also used a pile of witches hats and closed down the main road in front of the school. Caused a whole heap of chaos and the police where called down to sort out the traffic jam.

ta_horstman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our guidance counselor let us into the school the night before out last day of school and we spent a few hours filling up cups of water and putting them in front of all the entrances to the building and classrooms. We also covered everything in the principal's office in tinfoil. About halfway through, there was a knock on the auditorium doors, and someone opened the doors, letting in a couple of county cops in, which lead to all of us standing along the wall outside "waiting for more cops to show up to bring us to the county jail." Apparently our principal and guidance counselor wanted to prank us back. After we finished, we came back up at 6am to have parking lot pancakes and walked in to find they had everything cleaned up before anyone else showed up.

jobo909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

i was a NOT a nerd

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not I, but a friend, superglued all the male toilet stall locks shut on muck up day. He then proceeded to need to take a dump and went on the female gym bathrooms to drop a stinky bog. Of course a class game in and the girls were all commenting on it while he waited for them to all get changed and leave.

dejacoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

superglued a monster dildo to a statue of St Paul which was at the front of the building

thrownthiswayorthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't mine but the seniors a couple years ahead of me. Our gym had a giant mural of explorers standing on a hill, looking down at a sprawling valley. Some of the senior guys replaced the explorers' with their own, and as a little touch, put a McDonald's sign in the distance.

It looked good. It was funny and harmless. The mural wasn't damaged. I think the best part was that in all the chaos of prank day, this one went relatively unnoticed by the administration and was able to stick around for a while. I'm still not certain about when they had the opportunity to measure the faces and get everything sized up correctly.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This won't be seen but a mentor of mine told me his senior prank was they took two pigs and painted a 1 and a 3 on them respectively, apparently administration looked for pig #2 for hours but there wasn't one.

thekemistmelb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In our final weeks of high school we put every senior teachers car in the paper for a ridiculously low price (pre web days) and they had teachers being called throughout the day to reception to take calls from buyers after a bargain. It took two weeks for it to stop as that's when the cancellation hits the next round print cycle for that paper was. Eventually it was the poor receptionist who'd have to answer the calls and tell all the callers the cars already sold

taby69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those of us that had cars double and triple parked up. The parents of the neighbouring junior school would often occupy most of the spots so people came in early. Ended up causing a large unforeseen queue onto the main road. Our dining hall had high ceilings. Some tied rape alarms to balloons and let them go. They had to get a cherry picker to remove them. One guy released a box of crickets loose too. The doors to some of the buildings were chained up. They had to get bolt cutters. Some guy wired a plug to plug in and cause a blackout in the computer room.

I'd say that we were pretty shitty kids to be fair. But unfortunately we were on average one of the smartest and most successful year group for the school.

Beepolai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but a friend.

We had a statue of our school mascot (a panther) in the senior courtyard. The panther was an anatomically correct male, with very visible balls. O_o

Anyway, my friend decided to paint the panther's balls pink, which the students quickly noticed but the staff never did. I wonder how long it took them to figure it out. They were still pink by graduation.

mdnightwriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but the senior prank on my swim team when I was a freshman. My swim team ended up accused of sexual harassment. See, there was this girl on the team- 6 feet tall, blond, gorgeous, talented- and absolutely batshit crazy. And the other seniors on the team put her in charge of the prank. So she started sending our 26-year-old male coach these "love letters". They were so creepy. She sent him a box of chocolate shaped like tools and a note reading "let's use our tools to build some love" Finally on valentine's day, she sent him a hideous-looking plant and a note that said "I hope our love grows." The seniors got busted when they were laughing over the plant on the Valentine's table at school. Being a freshman, I had no idea about any of this until the girl got a call during practice that she had been caught and she needed to run before coach showed up. We had to come in on a day off school and get lectured and the girl who started it got forty hours of community service. It was legendary.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing because my principal said that we wouldn't be allowed to walk at graduation if we tried anything.

Stratocaster91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to a school with traditions and history dating back to 1500's. One of these traditions was that the Head of School (student) was allowed to keep a wife, grow a beard, smoke a pipe and keep a goat on the 25m x 25m patch of grass outside of the main hall.

On the final day of term, the Head of School decided to take advantage of the latter, and, acquired a goat to graze on the lawn. Whilst various prize-giving ceremonies and leaving speeches etc. were ongoing, the goat managed to free itself and ran riot for a good few hours.

tldr: Head of School resurrected an age old school privilege of keeping a goat - on the last day of term. Goat escapes. Hilarity ensues. Inadvertent senior prank achieved.

BlackyHazyMorning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One class in my high school put grease on a ramp leading up to the gym. It was funny watching kids slip until the kid in the wheelchair decided to roll down and ended up crashing at the bottom. The guilty party somehow talked their way out of expulsuon.

Naterawwr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We brought in like 3-4 bags of maggots and distributed them around the school. They then all evolved and exams had to be cancelled until it could be cleared out.

hockeyandcars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure my older sister's senior prank was they locked all of the doors from the outside and they all hid behind the cars in the parking lot with water guns and sprayed everyone down as they walked to their cars, well as they tried to get back inside, they couldn't!

Lolcatz101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Organized attack on lockers with a few fellow seniors (75% of the graduating class) and about 6 dozen glitter containers, just loading glitter up into the lockers, closing them and waiting for them to be opened... seems like mild vandalism.. but is actually REALLY annoying as glitter gets EVERYWHERE and won't ever come out... Good times.. we made sure that glitter in that school will be banned until you can easily clean it up without it staying everywhere

flowgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Football team set up in the shape of a dick for our senior class photo.

TinyOT77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my school it was general tradition for the graduating students to trash the entire school with confetti, newspapers, window paint, tape, plastic cups filled with water and all that jazz. Moving all the desks and chairs to block off hallways or stairways. Also, each classroom would get a theme to it and be decorated by 3-4 seniors.

The next day all juniors are on cleanup duty, and of course it's the goal to make it hard or annoying to clean up, so that there's no way to actually have class that day, but still fun for the freshman and sophomore classes whose rooms we used. For example, we had one classroom filled with moss and logs - on the third floor. One group had a Dexter themed classroom with a blood splattered all over and a mannequin made to look like a cut up body in the center. Other classics include the beach room, half filled with sand, half with inflatable pools, and the room filled to the brim with ballons.

However, we probably took it a step too far. So our faculty rooms, principal's office and secretary desk were all at the end of the same hallway. One of my classmates got his older brother, who worked in construction, to literally build a wall in that hallway to shut off access to these rooms - bricks, cement, the whole nine yards. Most teachers took it pretty lightly, simply laughing about it, the the next year they had some stricter rules for senior pranks in place though, so I guess our principal wasn't too happy about it.

theveldt01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We pooled some money and bought about 5km of agrarian plastic. We taped the stairs in quite well, so nobody could get upstairs.

We still had some left, so we put a chair next to a pillar in the auditorium, put a friend on the chair and taped him in. Than we left him hanging for over an hour.

Mezolithic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late as always, but I stayed in after school had mostly closed (boarding school) and took all the chairs in the building which was around the 1000 mark, and just made a tangled mess in the 3rd formers small room and left. I wasn't in the next day but apparently they missed their first lesson trying to get the chairs out so they could get to their books.

SketchyAsHell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone parked sideways. Someone even brought in a tractor that took up 6 spots.

mosesle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to school in NYC. On our prank day we all brought hobos from where we lived around the city to our school and let them eat lunch and hang out at school. More charity than a prank, but still fun.

amazingmaximo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm too late but whatever.

I was a total memespouting autismo, so me and a friend hung up a huge banner over the door with troll faces that said "underclassmen... You jelly bros?"

Still funny, if a bit cringy in retrospect.

_carrots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had sex with my girlfriend in the rafters of auditorium. Muhaha

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We ziptied the underclassman lockers shut

Gandevr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every senior set alarm clocks in their lockers to go off at a certain time.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We pulled up all the lunch tables in the courtyard (The ones that were supposed to be bolted to the ground), and stacked them in a pyramid in the middle. Pretty neat, wish I'd gotten pictures.

plasticbrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sent Hagrid a rare invisible rabbit. Of course it got "away" just before he could actually take possession and he spent all day lumbering through the woods trying to find it.

itsbadforyourhealth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we turned our entire school into a water park. it was awesome.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone released a pig into the hallways, not sure if they ever caught it though

Charmander_Throwaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal and vice principal played good cop and bad cop, respectively. As a result, everyone hated the vice principal. He was shorter than the principal, had brown hair, was stouter, and had this hideous mustache....

So everyone called him Mario.

He hated it. Anyone who actually said it in front of him got in trouble, but he knew that's what students called him. So for our senior prank, some students bought a bunch of those chocolate coin candy you get from the dollar store, snuck into his office during a sport practice when he was gone, and poured those thing EVERYWHERE.

They wore masks, and our camera system is crummy, so to my knowledge, they never caught who did it. It was brilliant.

thvnderfvck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our High School had two lots where students could park. One was smaller and only for Seniors, the other was much larger and behind the football field. For the majority of the time I was in high school there was a big building behind the large parking lot, but they demolished it my senior year. At the end of the year the area where the building was demolished was surrounded by a temporary fence. We took the temporary fence in the middle of the night and used it to block off the parking lot and put up a sign saying that it was closed.

The juniors and old sophomores all ended up having to park in the Kmart parking lot that was up the road a bit. Fuckin got 'em.

McSmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We actually committed our Senior prank during the graduation of the class the year before us (making us Juniors). We zip tied all the Freshman lockers shut. This caused the Principal to go on a witch hunt for seniors threatening to revoke diplomas. Never were caught.

CrazyKirby97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have those dumb valentines matchmaker pamphlet things.

Not my senior prank, school usually threatens bad punishments to anyone who does one, but instead of writing my name I wrote "An actual horse."

People got pamphlets that said their ideal date is with an actual horse.

Sha11owBay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshman the seniors released 100 feeder mice into the vents. I stepped on one walking into my English class....

sparklebox88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always thought it would be funny to buy three pigs, label them with spray paint 1, 2, and 4, then release them in the school. Hopefully it would cause panic when they realize they can't find the third pig. Then a national pig hunt ensues for a pig with a 3 spray painted on it. Fucking classic.

Edit- you should oil the pigs up to make them impossible to catch.

highvoryhorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got three piglets, numbered them 1, 2 and 4 and then released them in the school. They spend the whole week looking for the third pig that didn't exist

Ratchet1332 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My psych teacher, cool guy, hated Dr Phil, Oprah, country music, our state Football team, and didn't really like Nic Cage. So naturally I snuck into his room before he got there and replaced all of his posters with numerous photos of the aforementioned people, covered his room in our state college colors, and hid a stereo to play a mix of terrible country music.

hashn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We photoshopped a picture of the principal and vice principal making love and cut it into puzzle pieces and each handed the principal a piece in the handshake we got with our diplomas

mad5245 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a keg party in the parking lot before school. We blocked out an area with cars. Had beer pong, keg stands, funnels. The prank was that it was all root beer kegs.

RixMixed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had a beach day in the cafeteria. Everyone brought umbrellas, towels, floaty toys and beach balls. Some dude even had a boom box, but the best part was we had a functional slip and slide set up stretching all across the caf. Oh and did I mention everyone was wearing beach attire.

We had a new principal that year and she was pretty upset, even after we offered her a turn on the slip and slide.

nickbutterz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but the seniors two years a head of me had a pretty good prank.

The bleachers by the football field get painted every year with the year of the graduating class in 2006 the seniors went it and panted the 2006 to says BOOBs

Daeimos21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Water ballon fight in the cafeteria.

Filled with Nair.

i'm so happy I didn't go that day.

Jinkaz1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we let loose 29 chickens numbered 1-30, well minus #17. Needless to say the infamous #17 has still yet to be found.

Cchristian457 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class was shit, but the year before me did something kinda funny but more on the mean side.

My principal in high school is a Jewish man, and he doesn't let anyone forget that. The seniors before me bought a used oven and put it in his parking spot before school started so he had nowhere to park and he had a dirty Jew oven.

NuclearQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of senior boys in masks released over a dozen chickens in the courtyard before class started, when everyone was hanging around.

I caught a chicken, but the school wouldn't let me keep it....

CloudSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Each of us was given given a penny - when we walked up to recieve our diplomas from the principal we made sure he was left with the penny during the quick handshake. Lol he was so annoyed

cyberdude1115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, my class was to uninspired to make up a prank. The class before us got several plow trucks together as we are in Maine that was pretty easy. Then proceeded to plow massive snow banks against the door and poured water on all the locks until they were covered in ice. Needless to say we didn't have school that day in fact once the doors were dug out teachers had to use lighters to melt the locks took them all day. This prank lives on in infamy at my high school to the point the principle makes a special meeting that if a senior prank is gonna happen it can't be that again. He frames it as "we want you to be original and creative." im guessing they just don't wanna stand out in frezing temps with lighters melting the locks.

AlexG55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but the year above me at my school bricked up the door of the deputy headmaster's study.

HaveATokeandaSmile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never got around to doing this but here goes: take 3 pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them. Once they catch number 4 they will inevitably think there is a # 3 running around somewhere.

my_work_acccnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class ahead of me borrowed their parents cars, large SUVS (one got his 1990's Suburban with a trailer) and got to school super early and double/triple parked in the lots and side streets but left the senior lot open. All juniors that drove had to park a couple blocks away and walk, which isn't good when you arrive with 5-10 minutes before school starts and you've got a 15-20 minute walk ahead of you. Plus they told the Dean of Discipline their plan, so he waited I the senior parking lot handing out tickets/detention to any junior trying to park in the senior parking lot claiming no available spots anywhere else.

fletchlivz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We Scaled the walls of our school with a large couch, lowered it into the courtyard and then hoisted it up into the lone tree there. We nailed it to the tree, and set a couple mannequins in it. Then we schlonged the pavement and left. Watching the janitor from my first period window scratch his head as he looked up at the couch was fantastic.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back in the mid-80's...we spent days hyping up senior prank day, and when the day came and the principle was very stressed out, we did....nothing.

Jackman_Bingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took Journalism Senior year (all we did was work on the yearbook) and as part of the class, we worked picture day and makeup picture day. On makeup picture day there's a bunch of blank slips that we have to fill out (versus preprinted slips) to give to the photographer. I filled one out saying that I was a freshman thinking it wouldn't make it into the yearbook. When the studio sent the pictures over to be put in the yearbook, it made it in and I convinced my classmates who were in charge of proof reading everything to leave it in there. Ended up with three portraits in the yearbook: Senior picture, honor grad picture (thank you weighted courses), and a Freshman picture.

TL;DR: Filled blank form out on picture day & ended up in yearbook thrice.

lordolxinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Different groups decided to do different things. The popular kids got into their cars (some even hanging onto the roof) and started driving around the school grounds (like across the playground/courtyard) while students and teachers looked on from inside their classrooms. They started doing donuts outside the gym until the head of year yelled at them to get back to the car park.

The class clown/stoner group decided to set the sixth form computers to play porn through a proxy site, and then sat outside the computer room trying to look innocent. Got about a minute of assorted moans before an administrator got called off of his break to remote access and shut down the computers.

The rougher students (chavs/white trash/bullies) got into their cars and began racing each other to the nearby petrol station (gas station), buying cigarettes and racing back to the far end of the school car park. They topped out at around 80mph going back through the 10mph speed limit car park, ended up getting screamed at by the headteacher and head of year for being reckless. One decided to book it out of the car park upon seeing the others being yelled at, and ended up getting caught by the police for speeding (70 in a 40 limit). Not quite sure what became of that.

The average girls decided to silly string everyone. Teachers, students, whoever they came across. Head of year enjoyed that one, if anything I think he was glad some students weren't being too crazy with their pranks.

The average guys (my friends and I) bought a dozen poundland (so ยฃ1 each) alarm clocks. Set them to go off at 1pm, came into school an hour and a half early (when the cleaner unlocks the place) and hid them above the ceiling tiles of the sixth form block (so a couple in the common room, one in each of the 8 class rooms, one in the head of year's office and one in the computer room). We assumed that upon the bell ringing at 1pm (lunch for the rest of the school, end of school for us) the alarms would all go off simultaneously much to the surprise of those in the Sixth Form block. Unfortunately, the head of year found the ones in his office and computer room, as last year students hid stink bombs above the ceiling tiles so he expected to find something similar there the next year. The others still went off fine, to which he said "very funny. Thanks for the free alarm clocks!".

Edit: Oh! I forgot what the A grade students did! They're usually really reserved, but on the final day it was like they had injected pure energy into their bloodstream. Giggling and being immature, they clingfilm wrapped the head of year's car (only the windscreen, doors, and rear of the car). The head of year snuck up on them as they were finishing it, and said "nice work. Now take it off". They quickly obliged, then gave him the clingfilm so he could clingfilm wrap them together for a while. Clingfilm is the same as Saran wrap, I just realised the US doesn't really use clingfilm.

prx_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We covered one of the buildings in wall paper. Sponsored by our country's leading producer of wall paper. They found that stuff for weeks in every corner

michisjourney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of us were good friends with the maintenance crew at my school, and we had those double doors where the metal bit in the middle comes down and creates a large open space. One of the seniors had this old rowboat, so we got the majority of our graduating class to sign it, and then left it in the front hall right outside the cafeteria and principal's office. It stayed there for the entire next school year, or so I was told by a few junior friends I had.

vitaminssk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought a pig at an auction, greased it up and let it loose in the halls, year after us somehow got hold of a crane and moved the bleachers onto the roof of the school.

cvirus36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all brought our dogs and puppies. It was the happiest day of the year and is now a tradition :D

Juko007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was next to a river and we had a concrete "basin" in front of our gym that served as a makeshift football (= the real, european thing) field. At night, we borrowed the firetruck from our fire department (one of our seniors was a member and did ask for permission) and pumped the basin full of water from the river. We then came to school in Swimmingshorts, bikinis and with waterpistols and had a huge water fight with everyone else. Basically, there were no classes that day, only Shenanigans.

This was about 10 years ago but my sister tells me that the teachers are still talking about that as the best prank they ever witnessed. Could probably upload some pictures if someone wants to see it.

Rickst75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine. But the town next to us had a courtyard. Some seniors broke into the school over a weekend and locked a goat in the courtyard. They figured it would be funny to fin d the goat come Monday morning. Turns out the goat kicked in a window and ran loose though the school destroying things and shitting everywhere. The seniors didn't realize they were on camera either. They were arrested and not allowed to partake in graduation ceremonies.

quasielvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bunch of peeps, some of whom were my friends let a whole lot of chickens out in the school in the middle of the night and slightly less humorously tagged on a lot of walls in the school.

The head girl cried at the final assembly for the people that did the damage to come forward and most of them did and they were stripped of their deputy head boy / prefect ranks (which makes a difference when it comes to references for the medium term). The only guy who didn't come forward was my best mate that did half the graffiti and as a result he kept his good prefect record and joined the police with recommendations from the school.

The moral of the story is, if you do something that might get you in trouble, don't admit it.

IncoherentOrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing.

TablespoonOfAnger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Water balloons filled with bleach and water.

Grimsrasatoas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend's class hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around for an entire day.

At my school, whenever we had assembly, people would put their backpacks in the hallway outside the auditorium and then go in. We decided to take all of them, bring them to the quad, ziptie them together and guard them with water guns. Could have been a good idea, but someone had the 'brilliant' idea to mix some paint in with the water. People were angry and we lost some senior privilages.

buskirk222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was adjacent to a cow field on a hill. The seniors decided to decorate the cows that would be in full view the next morning with spray paint. Usual stuff school colors, sports emblems, jersey numbers. And things like that. Turns out no one checked to see if the paint was non toxic and covering a cow with it would have negative effects.
We killed a herd of very colorful cows.

DrQuaalude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In sure this will be buried, but at my school someone bought $300 worth of crickets from a pet store and turned them loose. They were Everywhere.

bmfinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We threw a root beer kegger complete with drinking games, keg stands,and beer funnels. Didn't clue the school that it wasn't beer, cops came :) http://i.imgur.com/kPyBDLx.jpg

-Featherman- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school bought an, in the students' opinion, artwork for way too much money. So my friend and I added a little something on our last day: http://m.imgur.com/YZK9vPP

IntendedMishap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This wasn't us but a school in our district got 3 pigs and numbered them "1, 2, 4"...Yea....

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, I'm currently a senior, but my freshman year all the seniors decided it would be funny to fill up water balloons with various substances. Bleach, nair, piss, semen, ammonia, etc. They color coded the fluid by balloon too.

There is also a section of the school called the atrium where all the halls converge, the admins heard about an upcoming prank, so they shut down the atrium. Unfortunately that just diverted all the traffic from the school up around the outside of the library and into the breezeway at the front of the school, which connects 2 separate buildings, and this convergence was right next to a section of woods and trees where a bunch of kids started leaping out of and pelting people with balloons and water bottles. This happened every lunch period (we had three) and the day after. It was fucking insane. 8 kids got arrested for drugs too.

Chyleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

-Led a cow upstairs to the roof. Had to be airlifted down because cows can't go down stairs -Released 3 baby pigs in to the school numbered 1, 2, and 4

Now that I think about it, a lot of our pranks had to do with farm animals and our school was no where near a farm. Huh.

Undecided_User_Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Different prank every day of the week.

Monday- Identity Swaps. Every student switched places with another student for the day, and had to act like them.

Tuesday- Charades all day!

Wednesday- Airhornes in all the lockers.

Thursday- Set a few pet monkeys loose in the school.

Friday- A parade through the hallways, including confetti, matching uniforms that weren't the schools, and the marching band!

We were planning this since freshman year

Ghostanus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of my classmates shot and killed a nearby farmer's cow with a crossbow.

Garwee20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got four pigs from the agriculture department and painted them 2, 3, 4, and 5. The teachers and students found the four which had been hidden in closets. The priciples flipped shit when they realized they couldnt find one last pig.

smacka90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm super late but meh. I took a security tag from work (I worked at a local supermarket at the time) and hid it in my bitch of a coordinator's handbag. Like right in there hidden under a flap of material. Every time she went through our checkouts (only supermarket in town) the security buzzer would go off.

Conor8630 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We let 4 birds loose in the school. They all died. Bird death doesn't really go over well with people.

TH0RSDEMON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend said they put lube in the hallway that everybody walks through. There were teachers and students slipping everywhere and some people got hurt.

bbendle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank involved a poorly coordinated dance routine to be busted out during the year end assembly. Not everyone agreed on this idea so not everyone participated and it kind of failed.

jpsexton8245 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Putting a shitton of goldfish (still in bags because it would be sad if they died) into the pool. Didnt get in trouble for it...

Paytron5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here in south louisiana the seniors thought it would be funny to kill a deer slit it's throat and string it up on the flag pole for everyone to find the following morning at school. It was a riot.

nealius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class was the laziest group of punks that ever rotated through the school, so we basically had no prank except for a small group who decided to fill condoms with mayo and throw them at every entrance to the building.

MochixMoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have a long hallway with photos of all the important administrators the school has ever had. My friend spent months printing out all different Nicolas Cage faces and cutting them out. One morning we went and taped the faces over and it was just a hall of Nicolas Cage. I can post pictures later if anyone wants to see thus beautiful tradegy.

fizniz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took a picture as a senior under the junior year section with the name Penas Endabut. My friend did it too, but under the name Huge Boner and under the sophmore year section. Both pictures were published in the yearbook.

VerbableNouns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I helped my younger brother and his mates put a car in the hallway at school.

They spent spent a couple hundred dollars on an old junker from the scrap yard painted it and had all the seniors sign it. Then for the last day of school about 15 people met at our house (about half a mile from school) at midnight to get the thing into school. We sent patrols out on foot with and in cars with walkie-talkies to look for the police as we had to tow/push this car to school and we didn't want anybody asking questions. Somebody else stayed home with the police scanner.

The student body president had gotten a key from security previously (and cleared that they would be doing a safe non-destructive senior prank) to get into the building. The car fit through the door with inches to spare and all went well.

As we were leaving somebody peeled out of the parking lot and got the attention of the police. We had to explain to the cops that we had permission to be at school at 0200 on the last day of school and ended up calling the head of security. After corroborating our story with the head of security they had a good laugh and let us go.

SaberDart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were two big senior pranks my year, about a week apart. First up was hiding the marching band trophies in one of the utility rooms in the attic above G hall, and then stacking all of the chairs in the band hall into a pyramid that almost reached the second floor ceiling.

Then some asshats from a rival school did their prank on us, and brought weed & nyquil laced muffins for the teacher's break room. Our 90 yo receptionist was hospitalized, the FBI and Homeland Security were called in, and we were informed that any more senior pranks of any type would be punished by expulsion. O.o

TheHeroicOnion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't have one because I missed out on all the good things about teenage years. No dates, no school friends (they went to different school and I never adapted). Nothing.

Spearton6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My social life.

Red__M_M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We moved the worlds largest rocking chair to the school. It stood about 40 feet tall. It was going to go in front of the front doors, but apparently the police were tipped off who called the principle when gave the students there an ultimatum. They either put the chair in the back or they wouldn't walk at graduation. If enough people care then I can dig out the article and post it.

leadabae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone decided to lay down in the middle of the hall at a certain time during passing period and have a cuddle puddle. I missed it though by like two minutes.

Vananir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a huge second floor window that overlooked the parking lot. 3 kids photoshopped the principals face onto gay porn and completely covered the window with it in the middle of the night. The entire class was threatened with not walking the stage for graduation. The next day the entire class got up in the middle of lunch went out side and has a water balloon fight in the parking lot and then went home. We never found out who put up the porn. But it was hilarious. Very tasteful stuff.

Vananir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I say three kids because that was the rumor about who had done it but no one ever owned up to it.

WightOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Oh man... my class couldn't decide on a prank, so the last day of school was just absolute mayhem. Tons of ppl riding through the hallways on razr scooters seeing how long they could get away with it, anyone who could find or afford one got gorilla or banana suits and they would just have all out gorilla vs banana battles, somebody managed to smuggle in a bunch of chickens and gerbils and let them loose in the school

Possibly the best part was our rich ass high school had a tv above the door every room for morning announcements and other such bullshit (seriously some 1984 shit,scary)

Somehow someone fucked with the tapes and right in the middle of the pledge of allegiance that awful tom green music video with him rubbing his ass in a boat comes on. And like nobody could figure out how to turn it off

All in all it was pretty epic. They almost closed the school because the chickens scratched a few ppl...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just managed to blare RATM's Freedom over the morning announcements the last day. Weak but considering I'm the only senior that did anything. But I made the "preps" listen to my "headbanger" music and it was satisfying to see them hate it so much.

bodhemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior lounge was a couple of couches in the corner of an atrium. Across from it and up on floor was the teacher's lounge that had coffee, a kitchenette, bathrooms, two couches and a big table with some chairs. It was glass on both the side facing the atrium and the outer wall side so it had great views. We broke into the school in the middle of the night and changed the lock on the teacher's lounge. We put a cork board that was in the teacher's lounge down in the senior lounge and spent all day in their lounge not going to classes. It was great seeing them groggily walk to the door in the morning and when it wouldn't open slowly looking up and light dawning. Class of 99.

Tl;dr changed the locks on the teacher's lounge and spent all day in there.

EDIT: spacing

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a little half-court gym (really small school). The floor was made of plastic squares that connected like puzzle pieces. Since it wasn't connected to the main school we decided we could attempt a break-in. One of my friends hid in the utility room after school and waited there for 3 hours until faculty had left. He let us into the gym, we tore up the floor and placed all the pieces in neat stacks to spell out "2012" which you could see from the stairs as you walked into the gym. Pretty lame but our principal loved it. Though he made us put the floor back together...

nyj1480 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After we had officially graduated, and the underclassmen were still in school (big mistake by the administration) we climbed onto the roof of the school in the middle is the night with around 400 rolls of toilet paper and teepeed the school but by rolling individual roll streamers down and taping them to the top creating a curtain around the entire school of teepee, took like 3 or 4 hours of work, and the the janitors took most if it down before the other students got there..

fl0w_io ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We wrote "all your base are belong to us" with self illuminated paint on the ground by the main entrance with huge letters. It's a geek thing.

JeskaLouise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me because I was boring but my class just put vasline on ALL the doorknobs of the school...it was stupid and disgusting. ..they also tied a goat untop of the gym roof

futurelint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I grew up in a town with a huge lake and I worked at the local movie theater. At the end of the night there was often a huge garbage bag of popcorn left over that employees could bring home. We saved a week worth of old popcorn and then dumped it all over the staff parking lot once school stated. So. Many. Seagulls. Pooping.

drumzilla1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will get buried but it's worth writing.

We had a large patch of grass separating the main building from the annex building. Whenever it rained it would flood 2+ feet and we called it lake annex.

Well, the last day, as we expected, it rained like hell, so everyone who had a John boat brought it and fishing poles to go out and "fish". However. A few rednecks brought real bass and put them in the water so when people saw them in the water they freaked out and went overboard.

The school threatened to hold our diplomas but we all graduated as usual.

TL;DR pretended to fish in the field and rednecks brought their A game

zrfran2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school prank was a well executed dogdeball game in the front grass area of the school. We organized on Facebook an exact time, when it was relatively new and school administrations didn't monitor, to meet. I still remember the anticipation and wondering if everyone would follow through or chicken out. As soon as 10:30 rolled around, you could literally feel the school shake and heard people screaming with excitement. Once we made it out to throw dodgeballs at each other the prinicipal and entire administration came out to instruct us to go back to school. They also notified us later that we would have detention and a false threat that they would hold our diplomas.

Inspired_Hustle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal had a vintage Volkswagen Beetle that he had been restoring over the course of my high school years. Senior year, he had it in primer, ready to be painted. He commissioned the auto shop to paint it for him, and I was the paint guy.

I painted it. But, then we reassembled it in the middle of the school, in a hallway known as "the commons". A wide corridor where seniors would hang out between classes. With the fenders off, it was just narrow enough to fit through the double-doors leading to the hallway.

He loved the paint job, but was pretty pissed that we left it in the hallway for him. He roped it off for the day, and we spent 4 hours after school disassembling it and moving it back to the auto shop.

IIFearZz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school's senior "prank" was often jsut a big fight for fun

thealibanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of people in my class decided to cover the entire gym floor with bouncy balls. By the end of the day, all of the bouncy balls were scattered throughout all of the hallways. I'm really surprised our principal didn't lose it completely. She had punished people for a lot less.

Gus-Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We spliced rick Ashley into the middle of the national anthem for our final assembly.

Peanuzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone hacked the school website and put up 2 girls one cup and had a description saying it was 2 of the teachers. Then also insulting some kids.

StrydrS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school has a senior meeting every year where the seniors, along with the principle, decide what their senior prank will be. I think it takes the point out of the senior prank but sometimes they are funny. Last year they wrapped everything in the school with bubble wrap and got the principles car into the middle of the gym(which is quite a feat for our school).

klaarkijn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Banner with huge cock drawn on it hung from roof of main school.

jpguerriero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released a greased pig into the hallway.

thyartmetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought 5,000 tiny bouncy balls and let them go down the main hall stairs going into 3rd period.

Needles to say someone got hurt and I suspended.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The juniors had a guy named junior man at the pep rallies who tried to get the juniors riled up more than the seniors. For our prank, on the last pep rally of the year, we tied that bitch to a chair and rolled him out in front of everyone. It was great.

t-dub25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This. Cost the school $100,000 to clean it up.

PM_ME_ONE_BTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We let 3 pigs loose the school but we numbered them 1 2 4 with a sharpie the staff an animal control went nuts trying to find the one numbered 3 all day we didn't say anything till after we got our diplomas.

thewarreturns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother's class covered the entire front of the school in post-it notes, and my class parked horizontally in the parking lot making it impossible for the underclassmen to get in on time, then we all went out during homeroom and fixed it.

plusroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didnt have a very memorable one but the seniors did when I was a freshman. Every day we had the school news play during the first hour of the day. This was recorded and produced by students so naturally theres room for fuckery. One of the seniors instead of putting the news tape in, put in a porno tape fast forwarded to the money shot scene. That played on every single tv in the school that day, even if it was just for 15 seconds, it was brilliant.

Dudeimshawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My group of friends decided we wanted to pull a prank on the students, so we got our principles address, went to Walmart and bought some spray paint and a big white sheet. Spray painted "Party at Mike's house BYOB" and put the address on the sheet as well. We hung the sheet over the school sign out front which was on a fairly busy road in the middle of town. Then we went to the principle's house and waited across the street. We only got maybe 3 of our fellow classmates, but the look on their faces when they knocked on the door holding a case of beer and the principle answered the door was priceless.

bstephe123283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, I went to a really small high school, so none of the security doors or police that kids deal with now. Basically, you could get away with murder as long as you did it while classes were going on. Our principle drove one of those super lightweight VW Beetles, and parks right next to the big double doors leading into the cafeteria. Some friends and I brought his car into the cafeteria right before lunch. Best lunch ever.

SirSamelot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brothers grade stole keys to the school. Came in after hours with about thirty people and moved every single chair in front of the doors. Some one also forgot to turn off the chem showers on the second floor which flooded half the school. Needless to say we were all stoked when we had the next day off. Though some people did get into trouble...

Themiffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super late to the party, but my actual senior year I can't remember what they did. I think they teepee'd the school. The year before that was way bad tho.

They had bought a ton of chum and dumped it in all of the vending machines and in the air vents. Ended up getting arrested for it.

Codymoniz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm surprised no one has brought this one up: rural school district with a relatively large high school (nearly 2,000 students). As a senior prank someone brought three live chickens into the school, covered them in grease, and left tags around each of their necks reading "#1", "#2", and finally "#4". It had everyone looking for the un-findable 3rd chicken for quite a while.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spent 4 years convincing my school that I was an awkward 18 year old with no self-awareness or sense of my identity, when really I'm now a confident 30 year old with no regrets about a past full of cringy moments!

ApulMadeekAut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably too late for anyone to see this but I had to share. I worked at petco throughout highschool and was in charge of the "companion animals" which included hamsters, guinea pigs, rats, and even feeder mice. It was one of my duties to keep inventory on the animals. So for a few months of my senior year I began to write off small batches of white mice. Fast forward to about 3 months left of school, I'm after school at play rehearsal and I strike, Roughly 350 white mice that I had ran home right after school to retrieve, unloaded into the drop ceilings of 2 of the boys bathrooms. This was on a Friday. Monday comes around and they are EVERYWHERE. both bathrooms are completely infested and they had made their way around the entire school. Within 2 more days I was prime suspect number one, the vice principal had seen me working at petco and it clicked. Long story short, I got suspended for 10 days and the school still has white mice running around 15 years later.

badreportcard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got all the girls pregnant

battmrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kid put epoxy in all the exterior door locks. They had to change every lock in the school.

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I said I would take a year off before college and I took fifteen years off

eagleye_z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm my school the seniors released 1000 crickets in the school. That was a pretty lame prank looking back

tahmatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was fucking stupid. A bunch of kids thought it would be funny if all the seniors parked in the staff lot, and then TP the trees on the sidewalk into the school. People had parked there previously, and administration always made them leave. So as soon as the morning bell rang, the principal got on the speakers and told everyone that if they didn't move their cars immediately, they'd all be getting tickets. It lasted about ten minutes and it sucked.

At my old school, apparently they led a cow from the VoAg department up to the third floor and laid hay all around it. Cows can't walk down stairs. I wish I had been there for that.

RandoAtReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took the doors off of all the classrooms.

Dabblerobb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burned down the powder puff bonfire 2 days early. Thing was like 20 foot tall with an old wood boat. We used 10 gallons of gas lol. Fire was huge, when it all caught fire it was over the huge trees. Almost got expelled

Three-TForm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On Halloween, about 40 kids dressed up in Gorilla costumes, 3 kids dressed as bananas, and 1 kid dressed as Kenny the Cameraman from Heavyweights. There was a school wide assembly that was being held in the cafeteria. We waited 20 minutes, then we sent the bananas into the caf in a state of utter panic. After a room-wide moment of confusion, 40 untamed, wild gorillas came bursting through the door, screaming and jumping. We chased the bananas around for about 5 minutes, then got out of there. After that, we decided fuck it, we are just going to be gorillas until lunch. So we went into classrooms and just started to fuck with whatever was going on. A bunch of kids ended up going into town in costume and got their picture in the local paper.

pixelguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We liberated a whole bag of crickets in the library. They sang their songs of freedom for days in the formerly quiet library.

(crickets were purchased from a pet store and were slated to be reptile food, so we were doing them a favor)

Thugglebunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but I heard that in the 70's some high school boys left the science lab door open and came in during the weekend and field dressed a goat and left it all weekend...during a hot summer.

P.S. I live in the south.

pringlezftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/high-school-banner-prank-called-racially-offensive/nfw6Z/

There was also a slip n slide in the hallway but that didn't make the news.

frosty_biscuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably too late for anyone to see this but my buddy had an awesome idea that no one wanted to actually do, but it will work! I need one of you class clowns to make this happen and report back.

It's simple. Everyone. EVERYONE. Rides the bus to school in the morning. No walkers, no bikes, no cars. If your area is like mine the bus schedule plans on most of the juniors and seniors getting themselves to school. No way the day would start on time. My high school would have probably had to run the bus route two more times to pick everyone up. And no way they could do anything about you just using their resources.

flanneur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I recall a story back when I was at high school about a bunch of kids who came up with the brilliant scheme of 'reappropriating' a cow foetus from their laboratory's storeroom and hiding it in the librarian's desk drawer. They even made the extra effort to push the body far back enough that it couldn't be seen but only felt, then placed her important stationery behind it so she'd have to reach right in.

The poor woman's screams rung through the entire campus the next morning, and shortly afterwards she took a long leave for intensive therapy. The seniors who broke her were eventually caught and disciplined, but whether or not they were expelled I cannot say.

ki11bunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't par take in the senior prank and I was glad that I didn't. They broke in in the middle of the night and tried to spray paint shit over the school. They got caught due to some of the girls that came with them, the girls got caught by the police and ratted out everyone else that was their.

They all got charged with trespassing and vandalism. Good times.

okokokokDGL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The three librarians who worked at my school were the most awful, miserable, nasty women. To get back at them, all of the students in the senior class started checking out books 1 or 2 at a time. We planned in advance and started doing this a few months before graduation and just left them in our lockers. The last day of school everyone returned all their books at once. They had a pile of like 500+ books to sort through and organize after classes were done. They were livid but absolutely deserved it. So satisfying.

theonlysloth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what is it with school librarians acting like they completely despise their jobs? its not like anyone forced them into it. Most ive encountered seem to have an extreme hatred towards children

apocalypse31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zip tied the little holes for the extra locks on all the lockers... Except the seniors.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone released pigs upstairs, and chickens downstairs at my high school.

1_2_3_GO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had 2:

1: A couple years before my class, the seniors did the whole "blockade the parking lot and have a barbecue" thing. The school thought it was so funny they started sponsoring it, so we had to come up with another.

2: So we took all the desks and piled them up in a corner of each room, then brought every chair down into the auditorium. Each teacher had a big comfy chair, so we put the teacher's chairs on stage and the student chairs in each seat, so it was like the chairs were watching a chair play.

mattmfmartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hotdog Fight. It was alot more elaborate than that, and wasnt originally planned this way, but everyone remembers hotdog fight. I'll go into it if anyone wants to hear.

Carl_the_doge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We wanted to barricade the senior parking lot. At the high school that I was an exchange student at we had the junior and the senior parking lot. the junior parking lot was basically a big dirt area and was further away from the school. We got there around 6 am with several cars (mostly pickup trucks) and blocked the entrance to the senior parking lot. We then set up a tent and had breakfast, we had a grill and some speakers and just sat around in camping chairs and threw some football and played soccer until the head of security called the cops on us for trespassing because they didn't want the juniors to come in late for their finals(since we weren't really students anymore because it was the day after our last day of school) The cops were really chill but had to kick us off campus because it was their job. They thought it was a nice and harmless prank though. I then went on and sprained my ankle playing kickball.

mattylou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not "our" senior prank because i was a bit of an outsider, but being an outsider was cool in the 90s so me and my bestie got everyone to vote for us for every senior superlative. We ended up winning all of them. The school decided we cheated (how do you cheat that?) and gave the superlatives to the usual cast of characters. Thinking back I'm not mad, or upset...the people who won were literally in their prime and would go on to do a whole lot of nothing. I wonder if there's an alternate universe where they honored the votes and the girl who won best smile got her shit together and made something of herself after realizing the pinnacle of her life shouldn't be winning best smile in a yearbook.

YITBOS_43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Made a stamp that said "call for a good time, principal's phone #" and stamped 2007 one dollar bills.

yobronomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't remember if it was here or on B3ta but someone described how their teacher used to drive a beaten up old Mini Cooper (the original, of course). As a last day of school prank they clubbed together and bought an identical car from a scrap yard and swapped it for the teachers one in the school car park. This was all so that the teacher could find a group of students apparently smashing his car up when he left for the day.

Bazurkmazurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my high school we decided to get everyone to bring bouncy balls to school, and after 2nd period we let them fly. 5 minutes later there were thousands of bouncy balls throughout the school. 2 days later, 75 suspensions were given out. On graduation day someone had bought bouncy balls that said "Class of 2010" on them, and as we through our hats we also through the bouncy balls. Good times.

Hamking1721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids swimming pool in the cafeteria. I don't know how they did it but they got in big trouble.

MpATRICIUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We placed "kilroy was here" pictures all over the campus...we made like 200 of 'em

jridereddits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but my sisters class two years later. They took an old car some guy had that wouldnt run, and welded it around a lightpole in the front of the school. I think it stayed there for at least 6 months

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i wasn't a senior at the time but one senior prank i saw was kids attempting to put bike locks on all the exits for a "purge" (i still have no idea what the implications of that would mean, even with the movie's context). they got aboit 3 locks on before deans detained them, screamed at them and i think one even got sent to jail for a day for doing this.

Graceful_Ballsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our assistant principal was a complete bitch. For example, I was walking out of the bathroom and started tucking my shirt in. Even though I was in the process, I still got an hour detention.

So I plotted.

Turns out she was going on vacation at the end of the month. She was only going to be gone one week, so I had to act fast. My buddy Ryan was the IT guy's son. His dad also hated this bitch, because he wouldn't give out detentions. Her logic "well I give out detentions all the time and since you don't give out any, you're not enforcing the rules!" Like she had a fucking quota. Anyway, he talks to the janitor and gets us the key to her office! I strategically placed various fruits all around the room. Under the desk, behind the radiator, behind the shelves. Three bananas, two apples, and a few soaked sugar water spots on the carpet later, I left.

By the time she got back, her entire office was infested with fruit flies. It was glorious.

ProminentPolack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cheap clear liquid soap and ball bearings in the main corridor moments before the lunch bell

biglineman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We called the Sheriff to "arrest" the principal and the Superintendent.

Thank God everyone had a sense of humor.

Phrankespo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone put superglue in all the classroom locks, was a huge deal. No one was ever caught. I wish it was me.

mariosupermario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school is right next to a parking lot with a Home Depot, Subway, and Starbucks. A wall that is probably around 15 feet and has barbed wire on top divided us and made it difficult for students to hop over. A couple of us went to Home Depot and bought several feet of rope, gloves, some sandwiches from subway, and coffee the night of the prank and we met up around 1 a.m to make sure we were alone. We picked the lightest guy among us tied the rope to him and had him climb one of the street lamps outside our school. Once he made it to the top he would drop the rope over one side and we would lower him back down, give him an empty trash can (those metal ones that people start fires in) and pull him up so he could balance it on top of the lamp. We proceeded to do this about 6 times with a pretty cool lunch break under the stars after about 3 cans. The next day the school administrators had no idea how we did it and had to call the fire department to get the cans down. Also, the trash cans are now tied down by metal chains and a padlock. Good times.

acloaktfig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some guys in my class jumped the fence into the school bus depot and deflated one tire on each bus. There were about 200+ buses there servicing the whole county. Most kids didn't get picked up by the buses until noon the next day.

sensors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Potassium permanganate in the urinal water tank. Urinals were a big long white ceramic wall basically so the 25 foot wide purple waterfall that ensued was beautiful!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone let some feeder mice go in our auditorium during an assembly. Panic ensued. It was madness. And a few mice died in the process :'(

09091983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our whole class got a marble right before we walked across the stage. The idea was to palm it to our principal when we shook his hand. Most people ended up losing the marble somewhere before stepping on stage because it's nothing but awkward trying to get to your pockets while wearing a cap and gown.

SparkyBoy414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People snuck into the school at night (they apparently had one guy hiding in the ceiling in the bathroom until all the staff went home, and they had that guy open the doors) and they dragged a boat to the pool and sank it.

Principal was actually amused.

Though.... several years earlier, the seniors outdid themselves and became legends. There was a gas station down the road from the school that shut down, a 76 station. The sign was taken down and was just kinda sitting there for ages. The seniors that year took it and stuck it on the roof of the school.

For those who don't know what a 76 station is: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/76_ball_sign_with_signs_and_light.jpg

alphanurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't my class, but the class before us got a box of forks and stuck each one of them in the yard behind the school.

It was unimpressive because it was only a box of 200. Yeah, they only covered a 10th of that yard.

pkt1199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrote "2001" on the football field a couple days before our outdoor graduation... In Roundup. Worked as intended but janitorial staff had to push grass clippings into the letters to hide it graduation morning.

Ended up getting caught and having to work for the school janitorial staff for a week that summer.

einalem58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sister called Molson ( A Canadian beer company) when she was about 16 and nearly sold them a concept for a Ladybug Beer.... The goal of this call was to keep the person on the line the longest possible with the shittiest reason. She won.

She didn't sold it because her friend where laughing too loudly.

greenmonkeyglove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My friend went to a school which offered a car mechanics BTEC and the departing students took apart a teacher's car which was left overnight, moved it into the quad of the school and reassembled it. The teacher was pissed.

freederp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school has a zero tolerance policy that we wouldn't receive our diploma if we participated in a senior prank. Also had student rats letting faculty members in on what's being planned. Loved high school.

Scummycrummyday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never got to happen. It was stupid anyway. Like, 10-15mins before school was over we were all going to go into the halls, play dub step and dance. Somehow the principal found out and let us go like, 3 hours early. No one complained. Pretty sure I ended up going disc golfing.

redditbrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a bouncy house on the roof, changed the marquee, put a large rock in the middle of the road where the buses go, and a bunch of other stuff.

Took it too far with the blow up doll, plus we attempted to put our schools initials on the shirt (in red paint - don't know why) and it ended up looking like a bloody blow up doll.

Proof- http://imgur.com/3TSmlu5 http://imgur.com/BBIVvqD http://imgur.com/buwbo6a

TheWierdAsianKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was more of just my prank, but my friends had the list of all the locker combos, so I rigged about a third of them with party poppers.

Cornstarchvanilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two years ago the seniors released a pig in the school. It was hilarious to be honest. I mean I feel bad for the poor pig, it was probably so confused. But they couldn't get him out, he was flipping out and running all over. They ended up having to call animal control. It was an interesting day.

metamartyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had conflicting ideas for our senior prank. A good number of the students just wanted a water balloon fight, some (meaning like 5 kids) wanted to release tons of crickets outside our Dean's office (her name was Mrs. Krickett for context)and watch the chaos ensue.

We agreed to have the fight at 5 th period - not knowing that these kids had decided to go through with their plan. As fifth period started everyone with waterballons (and a few kids that stored a few water guns in the bathrooms apparently) all start going crazy in the halls. Hall monitors and aides couldn't react to all the fights happening at once and so no one was expecting it when they heard our Dean's voice almost crying for help from the guards over the loud speaker. When they got there they found her having a minor panic attack in her office with the door closed and locked because just outside it, these 5 kids released some 250 crickets - and no one knew she was entomophobic. Needless to say those individuals did not walk with us at graduation.

Fatisbac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to the biggest catholic school in Atlanta, and one of our many senior shenanigans was cross dressing day. Because all students are required to follow the dress code and it does not explicitly define what gender has to wear what uniform, every thought it would be fun to cross dress. Only problem is I am a big guy and it really offended the girl I asked to swap uniforms with. Other than that, the principle got really mad and made everyone go to gym during first period and change back.

echolog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fresh fish in every locker and chickens let loose in the halls. Also someone caught the bathroom on fire during the rest of the mayhem. We went home early that day. :)

Jsoul28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One kid put a wheel of cheese in the boiler room and the smell would go through all the vents. Nobody knew where it was coming from, and it reeked for weeks.

kerplunkerfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a teacher who hated Seth Rogen with a passion, but was also a massive Batman fan.

Naturally, we got the keys to his office (from the complicit IT guy) and put pictures of Seth Rogen's face everywhere. Then we bought the novelization of Batman and Robin and put it on his desk.

I should also say: there were plans to buy a life size cut-out of Seth Rogen and Batman, but the one whose job it was to call the company selling them kinda botched it:

Hello? Yes, I'm wondering if you can give me a quote for a life size cut out of Seth Rogen and the Christian Bale Batman.... They're for my own personal use.

Dialling tone.

bnich11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We let about 15 fully grown chickens loose around the school. Security guards chasing them for hours.

Tashii_64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, will state that this wasn't my class but one two years above me. I went to a very religious catholic school so most of our muck up week activities have to be put through to school and approved to ensure no one got in trouble (but of course lots of things happened anyway). The school has a long gated off entrance which goes past the sports fields on the way to the main building. One of the fields had s really steep hill to separate two fields. Anyway a few guys decided that they would draw a huge dick on the hill for all to see as the entered. However, the went to extreme lengths to ensure this prank had long term effects (weed killer, digging up the soil, and doing something so grass seeds would grow for quite a while). The school could do nothing about it and had to wait it out (it was just fixed by the time I graduated two years later).

wolley_dratsum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had two pranks: Some kids saved all their beer bottle caps and asked everyone else to do the same. Then they dumped garbage bags full of thousands of bottle caps down the main stairway. The sound was glorious.

The other prank involved stealing for sale signs off people's lawns for weeks and then setting them all up out in front of the school. Pretty harmless since the signs were easily returned to each of the real estate companies.

Unsuspectingturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blocked the parking lot until the cops were called. Moved a bunch of gym equipment into the hallways. Filled the stairwells with balloons. To start the day, and in between each class we had a new prank. Everyone laying down and pretending to sleep, blocking the main hallway. Stink bombs. Running with the bulls(seniors). Giant water gun fights. It's was a pretty solid day.

basskiller32 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:56:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate the Damon stink bombs every year theirs that one senior who those it and ducks up a whole hallway.

Unsuspectingturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, take a spelling class.

basskiller32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's auto correct changing damn.

C0m3b4cK1d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did a couple things on my own, not really as part of "a class"

Put an uneaten Spicy McChicken sandwich in the ceiling of my computer networking classroom by moving one of the little foam ceiling tiles

Left early on the last day of high school. Not one more second, I said to myself

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before us, students from another high school climbed on the roof of our gym and drew a massive penis.

pschofieldjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goat in the library. Librarian was affectionately known as goat woman.

darkie91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled up like 10.000 little cups with water, blocking the entrance and stairs.

teachers and janitors had to remove each of these little cups in order to get the students to enter the school without causing major water damage.

school was delayed like 3h.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hay. We filled the school with hay. I mean filled. School was closed for the day.

Lived in Farm country so many students lived on farms. We had an endless supply of bales. Eventually everything was cleaned up and returned to the farms.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put small cups full of water on the ground in the hallway. Also we put fresh bags of popcorn in every classroom.

Joshaw96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior class my freshman year went around and threw wet tea bags at freshmen. Their goal (which worked) was to get the principal to say over the intercom "stop tea bagging the freshman." I was in lunch when this happened, and the cafeteria erupted with laughter.

DTWinnipeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gonna get buried but whatever.

Friends and I started planning something in the 10th grade. Geography class was basically ideas for a senior prank. We didn't know what but we knew we would do something.

Twelfth grade rolls around and we settle on sodding the cafeteria. Couldn't get the sod so everyone pulls out.

I say fuck it and we're gonna do something. Went out and bought the brightest orange paint and some black paint. Saturday night I went with my younger brother and loosened the bolts on the cafeteria window. Sunday night we went and popped open the window and painted an entire wall fluorescent orange with a huge Grad 2001 on it.

Monday rolls around and it's exam time. I walk into the school and my friends know who did it but no one else. I go, finish my math exam and as I walk out of the gym news cameras are everywhere. I get pulled aside and asked if I want to be interviewed. Uhhhh, sure.

They asked if I pulled any pranks and I pleaded the fifth. They also asked what I thought of the cafeteria and I told them whoever did it had excellent brush strokes. Was epic.

candylandycandyland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all bought a bunch of very large granny panties. During the ceremony, after our valedictorian gave her speech where she boasted that we were "a class with class" it came time to throw up our hats.... hundreds of extra large panties went souring through the air.

silvapain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank at my private Christian university was to replace the bells that called all the students to the chapel for worship with AC/DC's "Hells Bells".

The clock tower didn't actually have a bell in it, but loudspeakers that were fed from a system down in the basement of the nearby fine arts building. It was a CD changer controlled by a clock to automatically play certain tracks at certain times.

At the time I was a student worker in the maintenance department as a plumber, as prior to going to college I worked for a few years doing residential service plumbing. As pet of the job I had a set of master keys for the university that I was to take only when working, and return to the shop when I was done with my shift. Well one day I "forgot" to return them. A couple friends of mine worked in the public safety department, and also "borrowed" some uniforms. Then at night we staked out a perimeter and a couple people posed as public safety officers and monitored the area while broke in to the basement and swapped CDs. I wasn't sure how the system worked, so to be safe I had prepared a burned CD that had "Hells Bells" on it as many times as I could fit. I didn't know if it played a set track number, and I didn't want it to fault out and not play anything, or change CDs on me.

The next morning we hung out by the clock tower to watch the scene unfold. If you've never heard "Hells Bells" before, the song starts out with a church bell ringing, so at first nobody seemed to notice that anything was off. And then the guitar started. The usually bustling crowd of students heading to chapel started to stop in pockets as people realized to what they were listening.

Somehow during the act of changing CDs on the system I had changed a setting or bumped something, because instead of the song ending and that being the end of it, it started to play "Hells Bells" again. And again. And again. Someone was able to stop it about 1/3rd of the way through the fifth playing of the song.

It's been a good 15 years now, but last I heard a few years ago students were still talking about the prank. None of us were ever even suspected, let alone caught.

supremeeasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school was just plain unoriginal and lame. The senior prank for my class thought it was funny to park in the faculty parking lot. Huge waste of time because we were asked to move anyways.

BloodyGROss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So it all started with the junior class all getting to school super early to all park in the senior lot. The senior lot was completly filled with juniors cars. The seniors then decided to come late and box all of the juniors into their lot. I don't think anyone got their car back till about 6:30 that night.

Lunargrave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt this we'll be seen but there were two pranks that were from our senior class. One was the classic old 1 sheep 2 sheep 4 sheep. Naturally the whole school thinks there another sheep on the loose while they caught the other 3, the next one was filling the dean office with a ton of balloons. He then proceeded to open the door and collapse. Little did we know this was his counter prank he was out of school for a week becuase of vacation. When he came back he had kids giving him gifts and sorry notes up the wazoo. He eventually told us on the last day he wasn't allergic to latex and he got us good.

krugon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didnt have a senior prank but the last year of elementary school (7th grade), me and a cuple of friends took and "sabotaged" a football match (yeah, i know real mature). So the story goes like this. Every year the 10th graders of the highschool we were going to attend have a football match against the teachers. And every student were pretty much forced to watch. So as the imature little shits we were, we decided that when the ball came near the goal we would snatch it and kick it in the opposite goal. So we took our hoods on and grabbed the ball, kicked it among our self and into the other goal. And when we were done we ran into the forrest to not get caught. All the teachers and 10th graders Just looked at us like WTF man. We thought it was epic, rethinking it now i realise it was quite lame.

biznizman97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put tires is every parking spot and blocked off sections of the parking lot with tires. When the city came by to pick up the tires we just stood in them to make it impossible. The whole class was involved and no-one could park there for 2 days.

kapdaddy52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors were able to park in the parking lot. Juniors had to park on a nearby street. All seniors met early one morning and parked on the Junior Street. Then brought lawn chairs, grills, street games to lot so Juniors had nowhere to park. Admin liked it so much, they allowed it for the day instead of classes.

MyVeryOwnAcc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my school but a school close to mine originally wanted to break in to their school at night and just flip some desks around, harmless prank. Problem was, people took it too far and broke so much stuff around the school including desktops/laptops, windows, pretty much anything that could be broken. Several people got arrested and apparently senior pranks are no longer allowed there

Moosiachi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released chickens labeled 1, 2 and 4 so the school spent all day looking for 3.

briar_angel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was really strict about pranks and nobody wanted to risk getting caught because the punishments were pretty much everything short of expulsion. We all secretly hoped someone might be brave enough to do something and boy did they pull through. This one kid rode through the front gates (our entire school is fenced off behind 14' steel fences) on his dirtbike and starting riding around the quad doing tricks and shit. There were these cement "chairs" that ran around the center of the quad and he basically popped a wheel up on them and was riding along them through the rows. He rode up and down some stairs between the two sections of the quad a few times and finally settled for doing donuts in one of the open areas while waiting for something to happen.

Security on campus had a damn conniption fit. They were running around trying anything they could to knock him off the bike, meanwhile he's just casually doing wheelies and revving the engine. After the bells for first period rang, everyone still stood out in the quad watching this whole thing (teachers included.) By this point the prankster had turned the entire thing into a big game of chicken and the guards were just running around trying to grab his shirt or shove something through his wheels to stop him. After about 10 minutes there was a close call where the fattest security guy literally threw his entire body at the bike and toppled it over. Prankster fell off, managed to get the bike back up while fatty was struggling to stand up and the other guards were closing in, and then sped back out through the front gate again. The whole thing lasted about 20 minutes and was probably the most fun I had at that high school.

Sliphers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 3 pigs in the school. The first with the number "1" painted on it, The second with the number "2", the third with the Number "4"

They looked long and hard for that number 3 pig.

SpartanTv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my entire class rode scooters and rollerskates around the school all day I had a dirtbike at the time so I flew up and down the hallways and wheelied all over the football fields

bononia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We organized the first food fight our school had since the 90's. This was in 2010. Everyone wore old dirty clothes and it was chili dog day. It was a glorious scene.

The principal called the senior council (I was student council president) and actually congratulated us on a well organized plan even though he couldn't prove it was us. He told us that if we put that much effort into productive things we could actually make a difference on campus. We didn't. We chose to have the entire school throw gross chili and strawberries at each other.

dontbedistracted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We made t-shirts that said a huge prank was coming and wore it at least once a week for the last three months of school. Teachers were terrified because some truly reckless pranks had happened in the past, and the ENTIRE senior class had never been in on it.

InhaleGreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school principal had a job as a stripper before she was a principal. Somehow someone found out her stripper name was skittles, so they decorated her office with skittles, everywhere. She got so mad she tried ending the senior prank tradition lol

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got about 1/4 of my class arrested.

Seniors left about 2 weeks early so a friend and I went up to the school during the day and smeared vasoline on all the windshield wipers and then sprayed our classes year on all the windshields with shaving cream.

End of the day everyone comes out to leave and just turns their wipers on to get rid of the shaving cream. Vasoline smears across the windshield and it takes forever to wipe off.

Unbeknownst to me my class was planning to climb onto the roof and drop waterballoons as the Jr class left the next day. Police were patrolling because of the previous days vandalism.

jrd5497 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Live) Lobster in the toilet, dish soap in the courtyard fountain, released 3 chickens, labeled 1,3,4, posted nude pictures of the dean's 18 y/o daughter to his door, dropped a dildo from the 3rd floor (5th story) to the basement, put an RC in the school and drove it around at night to set off the motion alarm.

paters1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of mates and I broke in the night before last day planning to make a furniture fort "Fort Lad" in the assembly hall. We scaled the walls (our school was a jail in the 1800s ) dressed all in black with masks and stuff. We had aquired the keys and security fob the day before so the main door etc was no problem. When we got to the assembly hall we put up a banner we had made and emptied a load of ball-pit balls on the floor but wussed out of making the fort in the end. In the morning I heard the caretaker shouting "How the fuck did the wee bastards get in here!?" Then we just chucked the balls about during assembly. Tldr; broke into school ninja style bypassing alarms and shit then wussed out and went home

beergoggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sprayed Class of '93 across the entire front lawn of the campus...in diesel fuel. Needless to say, it killed the grass. The next day, they were taking pictures of it by helicopter. We all got in trouble and didn't graduate with the rest of the class.

Babylonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Students at the high school where my father worked released some chickens into the school in the morning. They had spray painted them "1", "2", and "4". Eventually they cornered and caught 1, 2 and 4, but spent the rest of the day looking for "3". My dad said they were all caught in different bathrooms and it took days to clean up all the feathers from all over the school as they ran around.

DaveTheRaveyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We planted a tree in the middle of the small patch of lawn by our science buildings, added a sign to show who it was. As well as several smaller pranks throughout the day, including taking all the clocks in the building and hiding them in one room.

notmygivennamebro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At our graduation ceremony, every student that walked on stage and shook the principals had had a condom that they gave him. 400 students later, his pockets were full and overflowing haha.

Xenjael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh Jeez, our grade was a bit nuts in 08. To start we broke into the school around 6 a.m. and engaged in bread jousting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN8SVnD_oM

For the record, we went through around 200 bread rolls throughout the day, so by 2 p.m. the school was covered with shreaded French bread.

Others did other stuff throughout the day, like during the auditorium session we had with the whole school someone released mice, another person confettid the entire stairwell,

Somebody else scattered thousands of pages of paper throughout the school. So by the end of the day we had a school covered in paper, confetti, and bread.

And then after school we smashed a friends head with a plate. I can't remember if this is the video of the time we did it before our senior prank, or if this was during the day of the senior pranks. But it was basically this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZYz3rqs9Go

I always get a kick out of sharing these, especially because it reminds me of the good times we had when Nick before he died.

We were big on doing stunts and recording ourselves until one of our mates hung himself, so we kind of stopped and just calmed the fuck down. Even we had to admit things were getting out of hand when two of us were arrested (for something else, later on) and one of us was dead.

acowlaughing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably will get buried...

We brought two cows upstairs to the second floor of the school. In case anyone didn't know... Cows cannot walk down a set of stairs due to their knee structure. I live in Indiana.

GangrenousBoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think we bothered to do one. The previous class ruined a lot of things for us from just being destructive. Their prank involved a staff member's vehicle being set on fire and then killing some ducks that were then hung from the necks outside the office. For whatever reason they thought those things would be a funny prank. That class also ruined prom for us because they started a huge fight at one of the nicest hotels in the city during their prom, which then got our school banned from just about every venue in the city.

Thanks a lot, class of 2005.

void_public ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I might be late to the party but whatever:

Attended a big school with >1000 students. We hid in the bunker all afternoon and waited for everyone to leave. We were about 10-15 people.

  1. We get into the classes and take the chairs out and move them in the garage. ALL of them.

  2. We are engineers and we connect a mp3 player to the bell system and add a amplifier.

  3. we build a small pool out of foil and some wood, fill with water and goldfish, in every bigger hall, total of 5 pools.

  4. we fill water cups to the top and block the administration office with it.

Next morning pure chaos, teachers couldn't come into with cars cause the chairs block everything. Everyone is enjoying the gold fish.

After the situation calmed down we started the mp3 player and the school is a giant concert playing a track that translates to "no more school".

Funtimes.

damonleist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a Playschool keyboard guitar that could play a tone indistinguishable from the period bell. Near the end of the day I skipped class to stand in the hallway and play the tone. 4 or 5 classrooms of kids started leaving, and were sad when they realized it was still 10 minutes before the end of the day.

-Academia- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some jackass spilled milk on me. I had an admissions test to do for college later that day.

Mookzs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a senior rn. Ideas... Ideas.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I started stealing plastic forks from the school in sixth grade. By the time we graduated, the eight of us had collected close to 20,000 of them We forked the school's lawn with the stolen forks the school paid for.

sp0stma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all ditched 3rd period and had a big ass slip and slide in the field. Then we all got a 2 hour detention on the day of graduation. It was worth it.

jizzbooger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I broke into the school on a Sunday night wearing a jumpsuit and a Halloween mask. I then spray painted 2 huge dicks blowing loads on the courtyard. After the dicks were done I ran around the whole school and painted little dicks, vaginas, 911 was an inside job, and various other random shit. Also I painted little circles where all the different clicks would stand In the morning and gave them dumb nicknames. 10/10 would do again.

therealdonp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We threw a fish on to the b-ball court while the cheerleaders of our biggest rival were performing...stunk up the whole place, and my buddy got kicked out by his uncle, the cop, as he did at every game.

shminion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Set 3 sheep loose in the school. Spray painted each with a number. They were numbered 1, 2, and 4. Another year they plugged up the drains in the parking lot and filled it with water and set adrift about 100 rubber ducks.

MrMason522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Few years before me someone let loose 3 white rats, each labeled with sharpie:

1

2

4

mikejclark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole all the clocks and hid them in my 11yo cousins locker. 16yo me was a nut!

ThePelvicWoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The entrance doors to our school are really large, and you can remove the column in the middle to make a big opening. We drove our cars into the school and parked them in the hallways so nobody could walk anywhere

IncandescentParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drop out when a manipulative girl convinced me she was pregnant just so I'd help her "run away"...great prank, and coupled with ignorance and immaturity makes for a learning experience. Don't trust anyone right away...

Wycked0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flipped everyone's book pages inside out during a pep rally. Ahhh, good times.

harpua330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found the principals home address and phone number. We put the his car up for sale in the want ads. Set the price low, real low. Said stop by anytime for a look/test drive.

He made an announcement over the PA after a week begging us to take it down. He was getting nonstop calls and people showing up at his house.

trippinholyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone sprayed deer musk in all the vents. This was in a suburban county school. Smelled so bad, haha.

pankocrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know those suspended, acoustical ceiling tiles with the little holes in them? We bought 10,000 Q-tips and stuck them in the little holes.

jerimiahf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank but we had a "fresh out of college" teacher for one class and he knew NOTHING of the subject and that reflected itself in the fact that he could not teach for shit and thus no-one learned anything in the class. So given that his class was always after gym, we got to the room first and being middle of winter, we opened the ALL of the classroom windows. Most of us could see our breath and thus when he walked in we acted like nothing was wrong. He then asked us - wow its cold in here aren't you cold - to which we all looked back confused at his request. Reluctantly we closed the windows but he must have thought we were serious about it not being cold for us - dumbass.

DrunkSkunkz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we put a 400 lb boulder on the second floor. We were not terribly creative.

barc0debaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually graduating.

Spaniell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Whoever designed my high school was not the brightest, ergo we had absurdly high ceilings in the cafeteria. No one really cared until we found out the only way to change the lightbulbs in the caf was to knock down a wall and bring in a full size cherry picker.

Obviously this means the ceiling was not accessible. So we had to fill sex dolls with hellium and release them in the caf.

TLDR: We had sex dolls floating above our cafeteria for months.

*Edit: Added tldr and fixed a clumsy sentence.

*Edit #2: evidently I can't spell

someonewhoisnoone87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine. My Dad and a couple of his friends let three pigs number 1, 2, and 4 loose in the school. The principle freaks out most of the day because he could find number 3. And my Mom's year didn't technically graduate because someone put the principles car on the roof and no one would rat the person out.

_The_Judge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We went to our rival school prior to the football game we were going to play against them that evening. Just before the last bell, we closed all of the gates to the schools perimeter and locked them shut with our own locks. Buses and parents could not get in to pick up the kids and we were driving around making a scene not realizing we could have gotten away with it if we were not ignorant assholes. It ended up being a bigger issue than we envisioned because of fire hazards and safety concerns.

jellbogen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every one drove to school early and parked their cars in an enormous circle around the parking lot. Not only did this take up all of the underclassman parking spots, but inside the circle kids brought grills, basketball hoops, etc and we had a tailgate all morning.

Laele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my grade, but the one before led our cows to the upstairs classroom. They also locked everyone inside the school, while they were armed with water balloons. While our entire grade just crossed dressed... and faced the back of the classroom as though it were the front, with our teacher seated the furthest. Yea, idk

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released three pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4 on them and watched staff search the school for number 3

NSippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class ahead of me got their hands on several hundred sheets of the school letterhead and pre-paid postage envelopes. They wrote an official-looking letter and sent it to every parent saying that, due to security concerns, every prom guest would be subject to a cavity search. The phrasing was pretty spot on, I still remember the line "Searches will be performed in a thorough, but dignified manner."

The girl who wrote it admitted to it after she graduated. Overall, very well done.

Mortimer_Young ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Removed VHS tape during last-days-of-school winding down, "The Andromeda Strain", and replaced it with hardcore porn VHS in mid-scene. Hilarity.

jamesja12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every senior skipped a few classes to have a barbeque in the parking lot. We had grills and food in several trunks. At the designated time a quarter of the school just left.

Hushhushpuppies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid fish in the AC vents. Classic.

El_Chapie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A big group of seniors all chipped in for a keg of root beer. We all gathered in the parking lot after school and passed out red solos and had a "keg party." A bunch of administers snuck up on us through the parking lot to only discover we were drinking soda.

Dopeamine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone bought 10,000 live crickets and released them into the school's ventilation system during finals.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read this as chickens and now I'm disappointed.

whinis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took the security officers golf cart and put it on top of the football stadiums press box. I honestly to this day have no idea how the seniors that pulled it off. They claim it was 5 of them but it took a crane to get it back down, look on the security officers face however was priceless.

ChloeTheCat753 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They planted a tree in the middle of the football field.

The class before me rode tricycles through the hallways

A few years back they made a fort in the front of the school from the Styrofoam trays the cafeteria has.

The "rumor prank" was that someone got pigs or chickens into the school and had them run around in the hallways.

Edit- cows to pig

officialalex97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all pranked the teachers by failing That's a good prank guys .... Right? .....

I_Hate_Most_Things ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a prank, more like activity. Senior hall was a long and wide hallway, so we had the idea of doing a slip'n'slide type thing. We lined the hall with a plastic tarp and had water going and soap running down it. That was a fun time.

FancyHearingCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Way WAY too late for this to get any attention, but someone brought in two potentially stolen chickens, broke into the school after hours, and just kind of left them there to be found. To be honest it was more wtf than a prank.

BitchassMcTitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My schools "senior prank" was to simply park oddly in a big blob in the student parking lot. From what I hear (I was taking a college course at a local university that day) they broke immediately when the administration claimed they would start towing people. I found that so incomprehensively dumb that I fractured from the class and did my own senior prank on my own.

It started when to get an honors degree I needed another quarter art credit, so I took computer graphics again. Sadly this took away my last period where I could leave early, and I wasn't happy. A contest popped up for seniors in this class (4 including myself) to design the graduation pamphlets. Thinking deviously, I designed a simple standard like pamphlet, but on the schools mascot image I cleverly hid a penis. Mine was chosen, I thought I was caught 3 times, but they eventually had me personally email the printing company the final image for the graduation pamphlet.

At graduation, sure enough there it was, a beautiful camoflauged penis in every single persons hand, waiting to be scrapbooks later. I was even later recognized by the principle for designing it. After the ceremony, a flood of people found out. I even shook the superintendents hand and he told me, "Hi, I really enjoyed your pamphlet all of it."

Best day ever

easytherechief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal heard a rumor that seniors were going to TP the school so she made an announcement that if we did she'd cancel certain senior activities. She went on about what a mess it was and how it just created work for the staff to clean up etc and basically begged us not to do it. All the students in our school loved our principal and genuinely respected her so collectively it was understood that we would scratch the TP idea and come up with something else. Well a handful of dicks decided to do it anyway and she made the entire senior class, all 300 something students go clean it up. She was really pissed but eventually found out it was only a handful of students so she didn't cancel any events for the entire class.

emooretal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Currently a senior. We have a courtyard in the middle of our school that's surrounded by four walls, and our plan is to get a petting zoo in there somehow

Ask_me_if_im_dank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am a senior currently. The plan is to fill a bunch of water bottles with lube then poke little holes and leave said water bottles in the main hallway.

Bone_Dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If a riot counts, we all went on the second floor and dumped out all of our papers onto the first after the last day of classes. This of course turned into chaos as the underclassmen had no idea what was going on and did it too.

One thing lead to another and now Seniors arent aloud to bring backpacks to their finals at my old high school.

ScottSierra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school sucked as far as pranks. There were only two in my time there. The first happened the year before me, class of '93: some metal shop students chopped apart and removed the toilet stalls from the art/shop building's boys' restroom. They were never replaced in my time there.

The main parking lot was in the back, and had an entrance driveway which passed by some doors into a hallway which were typically left open in the summer. It was traditional for some seniors, after graduation, do do little joyrides through this back lot during class. A group of class of '96 apparently filled a huge glass jar with shit, then drove by and launched it through the open doors. The last few weeks of class that year were unbearable.

erogbass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We went the classic route of putting the portapotties for the athletic fields on the roof, and taking all of the chairs from the main building and putting them on the soccer field. We had a janitor in on it. It was so satisfying coming in and seeing the vp and the school resource officer standing in the middle of this sea of chairs.

ConnorKeane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We pretended to have a senior prank. My group of friends, well we were all honors students and athletes, but somehow all just terrible troublemakers. We kept pumping information to one of the kids in my AP chem class about these elaborate pranks we were going to pull. The administration would hear about it because he was a teachers pet and we knew he would rat us out. The plans kept getting "blocked", so we would tell him about the next one that would be bigger and better. The goal was to see what the administration was willing to do in order to stop it all. Every one of us had a scholarship to protect, no chance in hell we were going to risk that over a stupid prank, but it was fun to screw with the principal and his staff for a few weeks.

ClasslessHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High School Seniors using this thread to get ideas. Here is a cautionary tale.

I didn't do this prank, but I went to [this high school].(http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20100525/news/305259966/)

Our Football jocks were especially dumb that year. They decided it was wise to put baby oil and on all of the hand railings of the giant three-story staircase in our school. The desired effect was us touching the railings and going "ewww." These jocks did not anticipate gravity.

The oil went all of the stairs. We had to stay in our first period classes for far too long, and a janitor got hurt trying to clean it up.

They all got in big trouble and one kid lost a scholarship over it - I think.

snugglestruggle5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank consisted of us sneaking into the social studies department we stole every student desk in each room and distributed them randomly throughout the school and took the swivel chairs from the teacher desks and hid them in the elevator. The only reason we didn't get in trouble was because the teachers all thought it was hilarious and even one of the teachers did his first few classes in the hallway.

MetalMan83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A buddy of mine edited clips of midget porn into random VHS tapes in the school's movie library.

Astro-Creep166 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a few friends got gallons of bleach and drew dicks on the football field

OMGaneshOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released three chickens in the hallways after trying to label them one, two, and four, but it's hard to draw on feathers, it turns out. So the chickens were just peacefully clucking around and then the groundskeeper walks up and just snaps one of their necks. So everyone is horrified and we end up having to chase around and hide our own chickens and meanwhile the groundskeeper dude was mega happy because he got a free dinner.

BopBopAWayOh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was so tame, I feel... some guys sprayed the halls with deer urine and let loose a pack of hunting dogs in the halls.

donnerpartytaconight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just left after graduation and never went back. It was a win win win win win scenario.

Gas_Doc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The day of the senior prank, in addition to the prank itself (can't even remember the prank, it was lame) someone dropped 2000 golf balls down one of the stairwells between classes. It turned out he was only a junior when he did it, got expelled, and had to complete his senior year at a private school...

Reno277 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a teacher that was deathly afraid of baloons and clowns. We hid a bunch of old phones in the ceiling tiles that went off in 20 minute intervals with circus music as a ringtone. We had filled the entire ceiling with clown balloons that fell on him went he removed the ceiling tile to get the phone. After two hours of it he just left. Assistant principle had to come in for the rest of the day to supervise the class. Apparently it almost got him fired.

Viet4k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class thought it would be funny to put trash spread out through the parking lot.

The class before us dumped a lot of bird seeds on the parking lot. Would've been funny but no birds came

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class took and "cupped" the senior hallway with like 300+ cups (we had a small school) and spelled our year in food dye in specific ones down the middle. (Cupping is when you fill all the cups with water, and sit them on places, preferably the ground). The best part was we got in because I was one of the student janitors and had access into the side doors, and we were in Virginia by the time they found out on a senior trip!

The superintendent made us all write an apology, and pay 30 bucks EACH for use of water.. lol never paid him back

GregTheTraceur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was pretty garbage, but my brother threw a rootbeer keg party during lunch.

It was pretty great. It actually made national news at one point as a good example of non-destructive senior pranks.

DragonbornBrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living in the UK so we leave school at 16 so in our last year a few of the dick heads of the year organised an after party for the prom on the nearby park. They had alcohol and drugs there (only weed) both of which are illegal to posses at 16. We found out that all the people going were just the chavs and absolute cunts that populated most of our year. So while me and my friends went bowling and tucked down on some pizza and games (We didn't go to prom BTW) we called the cops on the party. An asshole thing to do i know but it was a sweet revenge.

normlenough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

myself and a few other miscreants launched water balloons into the band during band camp from a behind a fence of the neighborhood that was adjacent to our school

Heinzep7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, but several years ago my class did a lightsaber fight. So they planed it out, and every senior had bought a lightsaber for that day. After the bell rung for the end of 3rd hour, all of the seniors ran out into the hallway wielding their lightsabers

Denominax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years back, the seniors got into the school early and managed to get a cow into the school, on the top floor. Well apparently, the cow couldn't get back down so they had to remove a big window and lift it down.

TokyoDreaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wasn't my senior prank but the seniors ahead of my class stole the giant inflatable snow man from Chapman dealership and put it on top of our our schools office building. Proof: http://m.paysonroundup.com/news/2006/dec/11/inflatable_snowman_victim/?templates=mobile

gnovotnydds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Always wanted to do the three oiled pigs numbered 1, 3, and 4. Maybe when my kids are at that age I'll find a way.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We spread rumours that we would do the ULTIMATE prank... and did nothing.

miniapples12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had the lamest prank. Some genius decided that zip ties were the most annoying and least likely to be punished and so we ziptied everyones backpacks together so no one could go to class after the morning break period. Everyone left their backbacks lying around on the floor at our school, so this yielded a fairly good level of annoyance and disruption, until the deans just walked out of their office with scissors and undid our hard work in seconds. Yeah it was known as the lamest senior prank, but the administration was pretty strong about punitive measures. And another one at graduation was handing pennies to our school head when receiving our diplomas, and he had to smile and throw it in a ornamental receptacle before shaking the hand of the next graduate.

FrankishHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moved all the teachers desks out of the school and into the teachers parking lot.

namegoeswhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well a few years before my class was in high school, and the school kept all of the buses on the grounds, the seniors let air out of some or all of the bus' tires. Shit hit the fucking fan. Parents were having to take time off work to drive their kids in, or just be late as fuck while they waited for the few buses that were running to finally make it to all of the houses.

So yeah, after that, administration threatened suspension and expulsion for any more "senior pranks." So instead seniors got a lock-in party where we could be supervised (to an extent... some shit went down that night too haha).

Closest we came as Seniors to a "prank" was when there was a massive blizzard and every school in the state closed, save ours. We hardly even got a late start out of it. Maybe 25% of the student body showed up that day, and the buses certainly weren't running. But we got fucking punished for it. Because "[we'd] decided to take the day off," the talent show was cancelled and the day that it was supposed to be turned back into a regular school day.

Kichigai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was pretty tame. Someone rearranged the rock feature that spelled out the school's initials to spell out โ€œASS.โ€ The funny part was that it stayed that way for a week or two. Faculty parking was way on the other side of the building, so none of them saw it for a long while.

HFacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of kids glued pennies to the brand new track and let the air out of all of the school bus tires. The track had to be replaced and school was delayed the next day because all of the buses had to be inspected. None of the kids that did it were allowed to walk because of this.

TheGiddySPARTAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really "my" senior prank, but last years senior's prank was pretty great.

We have a life size bronze panther (school mascot) in the front entrance of our school, and after school, some kids walked in the front (it was about an hour after school ended so it was still open, but there was no one in the hallways) and since the panther is hollow, it was easily lifted by a few guys and they put it in their truck bed and drove off. Apparently their car was caught on camera as they drove off but they apparently covered their plates. The panther was returned anonymously a few days after security was loosening up after they were waiting for the kids to return it.

Then a few days later some seniors were caught inside the school at night (I guess my school doesn't lock its doors) and they had liquid concrete and they were trying to shut a few doors with it.

Now our principle claims that if there is a senior prank this year, she's going to take away prom and the senior scram thing (all the seniors leave campus and go to Fiesta Texas or something.) So not sure if there will be one this year, but would still would be awesome to see one.

tl;dr: Seniors stole bronze panther and returned it few days later, other seniors tried to concrete all the doors shut but were caught.

Kazacan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My two friends and I planted a 12 ft. tree in the football field. Yup, right in the center of the 50 yard line. But, it turns out when we were shoveling the hole, we cut a water line. The next day the principle was looking for who did it, and made it clear that whoever had, had passed the line and was in a lot of trouble. We kept it pretty quiet until the last day of school. We let everyone know then.

snr_espresso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty standard. We stole all the clocks.

gwammy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some seniors showed up early and directed traffic in the parking lot. They only let seniors in, and they parked in a ring around the parking lot so there wasnt any room for underclassmen to park.

Soobnaucy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of us put alarm clocks in our lockers after we had to clean them out. They were all timed to go off with the last bell of the year.

The custodians had to use crowbars to get all 400 or so out.

ewoodthemacguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We said to everyone that we would be successful in life, but didn't follow through.

zCynik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Around 3am we all gathered at the high shool to seran wrap the area by the doorway, place flags all over and then teepee the whole building (kinda lame). Only problem was security was around so the whole time we were running from the security and police, who the security called. Managed to get away, we didn't have to clean it up also since our Principal didn't mind us doing a prank as long as if was outdoors.

hady95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In between periods, we set up a slip 'n slide and went at it...until a student slid into a wall and cracked his head open

vaulthunterbadass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My brother's senior year created footprints from white paint and styrofoam cutouts leading from the Jesus statue to the toilet and back. Quite a creative bunch. Harmless but quite funny especially in an all boys catholic school

thatghostjigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was about 120 of us and our prank was to put balloons all over the floor and move desks into the hallway. However, we tripped the silent alarm and cops from 9 districts came and arrested 60 of us by the end of the night

Ohshiznoodlemuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A ton of people put invisible ink in water guns and sprayed the freshmen with it during a pep rally. People were suspended or weren't able to walk. Unfortunantly I was sick that day :(

JZguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had televisions in each classroom in our highschool, that were all linked together for morning announcements, etc. A couple seniors rigged up a Sasha Grey video and they must have locked the door or wherrever they were in the school because the entire video played. I'm pretty sure they got suspended/expelled and couldn't walk at graduation.

ZlatantheRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some dudes I knew went to the gas station and bought a bunch of gas and went to the football field and poured it out into a 60 yard dick shape.

Everyone knew who did it, and when the football players found out they got all bro'd out about someone vandalizing their cathedral of incredible sporting loss.

Surprisingly after the administration got one to rat out the others - praying on the weakest link - they all walked but had to pay $4000 in repairs.

trex_in_spats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class was told if any prank occurred we would all be expelled and would not be permitted to walk.

basskiller32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Will be a senior next year the old pokemon over dramatized fight.

TimesHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Half of the grade 12s were out back, and the other half out front. As soon as the clock struck 12pm everyone charged into the cafeteria with water balloons in hand. It was great in concept, was even fun in execution, until it became clear that some balloons were filled with bong water, and others with piss.

Ohnoitsewan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living in Scotland we don't really hype the 'senior prank' much but when the students left last year they put balloons in the halls and we all thought it was a nice gesture but when we went to go pop the balloons we found they were filled with paint. All the pupils were called back to clean the mess and had to pay for some students uniforms. We're now no-long allowed balloons at our prom

maxtheshocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We brought water guns filled with colored water, water balloons, smoke bombs and flares and wreaked havok to the school. Literally got everyone wet and after school we blocked a road infront of our school. Traffic stopped. Mind you this road is the road everyone takes when they are going to the school busses. Everyone got wet. We made everyone wet and colorful.

propr90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours wasn't that great, but a couple of years before I got to high school, there were a couple of seniors who got their hands on the letterhead for my school. They got the senior mailing list and wrote this elaborate note to parents saying that, at prom, students would be able to consume a maximum of 8 alcoholic beverages if they signed the permission slip on the next page. Parents started calling the school and the board of education, getting angry with them, and some kids even came in the next day with the signed slip and tried to hand it in. I think this is one of the best undisputed pranks as it made national news and fooled a good amount of people.

Bethyybooh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was supposed to be this massive walkout of the entire senior class to the middle of the quad where we would have a water balloon fight. It went well for a minute until someone hit the assistant principal with one and someone else drove their car into the quad. The people directly responsible were threatened with not being allowed to walk at graduation and the person that drove their car onto the quad got in a lot of trouble and had to go to court cause apparently he defaced school property.

The principals (we had like a main and 2 assistant ones) were trying to stop the whole thing and threatened us prior to the event but people still did it anyway cause fuck the system, right?

t__wolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably going to get buried, but we were able to convince most of the underclassmen that we had a water polo team. Except ours was literally polo but just in the water. Totally unreal. Took a team picture that got put in the yearbook and everything. It was mostly freshmen that believed it though

HaydenRude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank wasn't a prank at all, mainly because our principle was a huge cunt muffin... but as i was saying, our senior "prank" was a giant slip'n'slide made from large sheets of thick plastic taped together and covered in soap and water. We had a nice long slope between the gym and the student parking lot that was perfect for it. It was very fun, especially when large groups would go down together causing a massive shit storm at the bottom.

boyden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some guys threw a living 1.5meter bass from the 2nd floor balcony into a girl's backpack.

Was a good laugh at the start, until you think about the fact that the poor fish had been taken from a pond and spend about 15 minutes outside of the water and then died.

v8sordeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I went to a private cathoic school and we had a large group buy/steal a bunch of large suction cup dildos and stick them in hard to reach and less obvious places around the school. The best one was the one over where Jesus' crotch would have been on a cross.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was this massive boulder, easily at least 2 tons, out in the front courtyard of the school that would be spray-painted Happy Birthday [name of popular student] slightly differently every day. Every year, some redneck boys would attempt to tow The Rock out of the shallow hole it rested in, using chains and the Ford F-250 one of their wealthy dads bought them. It would be kind of funny if this huge rock somehow disappeared, but as far as I can recall, it never worked and would just yank off their trailer hitch and rear fender.

Size10socks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During gym class one of the guys in my class decided to poop in the urinal in the locker room. The teacher then discovered it, came out to the gym and yelled "which one of you pigs pooped in the urinal" (imagine a very over weight older mans voice). The kid had to put on playing gloves and pick the log out of the urinal.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do one. Mostly due to the fact that it was the mid-90s and most of the senior class spent most of the year smoking pot and planning concert trips.

So I guess our senior prank was that we smoked a lot of pot?

SoonTeeEm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a sophomore now but last year the somebody photoshopped the VP's face on some fat guy in a speedo, printed out a redial out amount of them (each senior probably had 3 or 4.) my school is 2 stories and has a main hallway that you can look down to from the 2nd story. All of the seniors lined up on top and dropped all of the papers. Keep in mind we average about 500 seniors every year.

MidnightAsherBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We weren't allowed to do a prank or we couldn't walk the stage. no one was willing to take the risk. I wish I had. Graduation sucked.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled up four huge trashcans full of water balloons and waited in the student parking lot for the school to let out. Once all the teachers and administrators came out, they immediately got targeted. The principal got hit in the face multiple times it was nuts.

opinionh8ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Told my parents I was graduating, told them when the ceremony was, and told them they'd better be there. Little did they know, I wasn't even graduating...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wore a fake honor's prestige and national honor society tassels when i walked across the stage at graduation. (solid 2.9 gpa haha)

Furkhail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but.... gas from a scooter poored all over a blackboard, lit on fire and thrown through the big windows to the garden below, just in front of the principal's office window... so, yeah...

Oh and it was a regular class day in the middle of the year... weird HS...

LoLBilbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well we haven't done it yet but we're getting a friend to DDOS the school WiFi.

AizenShisuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a MASSIVE state in front of the school, overlooking the street where everyone can see and a relatively large statue in the school courtyard.

We put a dildo on the front statue (Fucking Big Bertha-class) and some girl stripped her panties off and climbed the courtyard statue to put them on its head.

Danger-Wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lightsaber brawl in the cafeteria. We were about to get busted by one of the administrators, but he whipped out a red lightsaber and joined in.

kingcolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating, no one expected it, you should have seen the look on the principals face.

Blake1279 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We formed the Scooter Squad (25 kids or so), made shirts that said "Keep calm scooter on" and rampaged on scooters through the school and around campus as loud as possible before first period. I remember some teacher tried to block the hall and said "this stops here" and we all just yelled "keep calm scooter on" and went around her. Pretty satisfying.

sweezinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

people rode scooters around the high school hallways while trying to outscoot the administration. It lasted about 10 mins and stopped before 1st persiod started

Penguinkeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hard to explain, but there is. A long standing joke that my hs had a pool on the second floor,( building is one story) somehow a bunch of guys got a huge collapsible pool on the roof and filled it with water it was up there for a couple hours before the administration found out but by then most of the water had leaked out lol

Kiakakash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They covered the cafeteria's floor with a thin layer of soapy water and stuck slices of cheese onto the vending machines.

Three-quarters of the students got dropped off at the cafeteria doors, and it was also the bus drop-off zone. A teacher twisted her ankle and a few people slipped and fell.

The students were caught and suspended, and since this was before finals, they couldn't walk with the rest of us at graduation.

roboskier08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite was a class below us, who snuck in (a Janitor let them in who was later fired for this incident, unfortunately) and attached zip-ties through the padlock holes on all of the lockers in the school. No permanent damage done, but a bit of minor chaos the next morning since no one could get in their lockers.

My class trucked in a bunch of cinder blocks to build a wall blocking off the faculty parking lot and some of the cool teachers' rooms. Unfortunately, no mortar so they could tear it down pretty easily (our school was rather strict).

Then there was a few years before I graduated where a kid who flunked out showed up at graduation in a giant penis costume with an air horn. He ran onto the field when his name would have been announced before being arrested and charged with 'disrupting a meeting and procession, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass.'

Squatting_Puppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We turned a greased hog loose in the school halls and laughed as the administration tried to catch it. Didn't work out all that well for them, but the hog seemed to enjoy it.

willwhit87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fart spray, only one person got caught. He didn't snitch either.

HighKneeGrows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank was as the only non group home black kid in my school was to graduate go to college and be super successful. Whoo they never saw that coming

ponymassacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone of the seniors brought a watermelon to school with no explanations as to why. The way we saw it was that either we were gonna walk around campus all day with watermelons and nothing would happen, but everyone would aroundnticipate something, or the better option, the school would confiscate them and have a huge bin of watermelons sitting in the office. Well they confiscated them. They wound up being donated to gleaned food bank, so it turned out good. As silly as it was, we had a ton of fun.

Skyy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We filled every vestibule(the little room that usually has the heaters going before the actual doors to get in) to enter the school with balloons. To the top. We're talking a solid 500 cubic feet x5 of them.

We started at around 3:00 AM because our principal usually got in around 6:30 AM.

Calmbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Aunt was a senior at West High during this.

They stole the mascot/statue from the popular SoCal burger joint Bob's Big Boy and created a pyramid of lunch tables on top of one of the school buildings for him to stand upon.

masterofallvillany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine paid back all his school fines in dimes to the (~$30). So the night before graduation we managed to contact every member of our class and told them to sneak a dime to the Vice Principal. Never felt more involved in a school activity. He probably made $40 that day.

djosephv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got 3 pigs from a local livestock auction, painted them (non toxic face paint) with the numbers 1, 2, & 4 and set them loose around the school. They relentlessly searched the entire school for pig #3 for about a week until they finally figured out it never existed.

davexhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yalemartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody put a smoke bomb in a trashcan. Got expelled. Nothing else really happened.

myowngalactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I left two months before the last day and never returned, those bastards are going to be surprised as hell when I show up 14 years later and turn in all my final projects.

CoHtillaTheKraut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 3 pigs in the school. One that had a number 1, another 2, and finally a 4. The idea was once they caught all three pigs they would recognize a "missing" number 3 pig and continue their search.

matthewk4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hooked up a PA amplifier to the school public address speaker system (by posing as a legitimate worker after normal school hours), and at the usual morning announcements time played a similar announcement introduction followed immediately thereafter by the entirety of Beastie Boys "Fight for your Right".

School administrators turned on their PA system in reaction and left the mic open for everyone to hear their uncensored reaction. (Unplanned, but made it even better.)

The physics teacher was asked for a list of possible suspects and my name wasn't on the list. None of the very small group who knew it was me ratted me out. Thanks guys!

KayBliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was pretty harmless because our principal was a hardass. A few of us went all around the school and got our own locks and chained up all the entrances to the school(like fences and gates) and krazy glued the keyholes. The janitor lucky didn't park on the school premisses so he jumped the fence and had to get a lock cutter from who knows where. Unrelated prank between the seniors and juniors, somewhat of a prank war was going on between us. Harmless stuff mainly can't remember specifics but we decided to put it to an end after a senior came into school and put a nice smudge of dogshit on the back of about half of the juniors padlocks. Good times

DwtD_xKiNGz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A for sale sign next to the main road. There was a also a stupid one where people laid down in the hall and went to sleep when the bell rung.

ByTheHammerOfThor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an interior courtyard. Kids scaled the walls and set up tents inside the courtyard and slept there.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One sentence to explain it all.

Hot water filled water balloons, the scars of the kids will be known for years.

mrwebguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 guys, junior parking lot. Unscrewed and removed every license plate from every car. Took all the plates and made a pile at the entrance to the lot. Told no one and just watched the chaos of a bunch of high school kids who don't know their plate numbers try to find their plate.

Another guy released a chicken in the hallway.

Some other dude chained all the doors overnight with thick chains so no one could get into the school in the morning.

Dish soap in the senior fountain.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

Balo_West ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone passed their exams.

AustinTP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asking women for sex and if they said no still having sex with them. But then after we would say "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO"

Eaders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exlax.

Valdios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine never came to fruition, my golden plan was to weld a giant black dildo to a black football statue in the school courtyard.

Mar96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last time my school was allowed to do "Senior Pranks" they vandalized the walls with charcoal of all things, and put trip wires over specific teachers doors. Someone even left a chicken in a teachers room. It tore the place apart overnight, shit everywhere, and even destroyed some old records the teacher had around his room.

Needless to say, future pranksters wouldn't walk on graduation day, or go to prom, or go on the senior night trip. They'd still get their diploma, but the money they spent on a cap and gown would have just been wasted.

wet-paint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bought a pound of maggots from a fishing tackle shop, and a bunch of locks. Put spoons of maggots in to lockers, on top of a slice of bread, and locked the lockers. The locker doors were vented to allow for dispersal of flies.

Sit and wait.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We brought in 3 sheep that one of my friends let us borrow for this prank. (He lived on a ranch.) Then we spray painted "1", "2", and "4" on the side of them and let them loose in the school. It didn't take too long for them to find and round up the sheep but it was funny watching them restless look for sheep number "3".

TheLonelyScientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was to bus in students from the city school that lost its accreditation. Except the administration played it on us and it was a hostile year.

adoptimus_prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party but we put lube all over all the banisters in the stair wells. Our head of year shouted in the cafeteria in the middle of lunch "WHY IS THERE LUBE EVERYWHERE?!' and one of the smart asses replying "What?! We found it in your cupboard and just thought it was jelly!"

She actually ran out crying and I still feel bad for her

showmetheboobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dressed a blow up sex doll as jesus and climbed on the roof, tied it crucifix style to the cross on top of the roof of the chapel.

Drama_Derp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During graduation about 10 kids blew up large inflatable pool toys. Beach balls, Alligator rafts, and that orca you can ride with handles on it.

We tossed them around,the families had a good laugh administration got pissed because we played keep away during the principles speech as they ran around trying to gather them up.

jatjqtjat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bought extra large containers of vegetable oil at Costco and poured them all over the hallways. I got the idea after I spilled one at work. The stuff is crazy hard to mop up. You need a solution that basically 1 part soap, 1 part water.

(Except I only imagined it, I never did it).

Obiwanjacobi117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had this math teacher who had these cabinets to store books and supplies and shit. But she was REALLY anal about us getting into them with her permission. (looking back, I think it might have been like OCD or something) Anyway, about halfway through the year, she got a bunch of bike locks to keep us out of them. So, at the end of the year a few of us came into class early and superglued all the locks together. She was gone the next year.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a very grumpy teacher. He didn't much care for anything, and had a superiority air about him. We talked to his wife and arranged for her to assure it that he wore a specific outfit (his "classic" look) to school one day. Then, all the seniors arrived to school wearing the EXACT outfit as him. It was hard to tell if he enjoyed the idea, or was slightly annoyed at being the subject of a prank.

KimoTheKat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I got about $400 worth of decorative curtain cords and wore them, just before the ceremony we gave one to everyone who didn't already have one we could with made up reasons like "member of the order of ducks" ,"honorary honor role" and "on the Beans List" we got quite a few good laughs and pissed off the actual corded guys who were too uptight to take a joke anyway...

Bad_Elephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For my sister's class, they got white tape and used it to change the big white painted "2006" on the bleachers into a big white painted "B00BS". It made the front page of College Humor.
For the class before mine, they put three half sticks of some kind of incendiary device in a few lockers to make a bunch of smoke and we were all evacuated and searched by police for the rest of the day. It made the front page of CNN.
For my class, we did nothing.

McLyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took a poop in the principles desk, dude was a prick. I had to open the drawer with a hammer and crow bar since it was locked. I got arrested two days later while in class. Did commuinity service all summer and used it on my college application.

Well that was my "prank", idk what my class did... Nothing like squatting over a drawer while being scared half to death the secretary is going to walk in screaming.

JohnnyUnitas16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a couple of friends bought about 200 pounds of rock salt and wrote "2012" in the front lawn of our high school with it.

The administration thought it was just written in rocks, so they left it for about two weeks. Finally, they picked up the salt to find that the grass had died under it, leaving a perfect "2012" patch of dead grass.

Superbobbodad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but my sister's class. They took chemicals and killed the grass on hill in front of the school. They did so in the shape of a pot leaf and a 96 under it. Also because the school just planted new grass over the dead grass you could still see the design until well after I graduated 5 years later.

BertJPDXBKLN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We showed up to school on weekday morning and someone (still a mystery) had stolen a mercedes benz nearby and drove it into the deep end of our High School's outdoor pool. Looking for the photo that was in the yearbook!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Installed cracked halo 1 and a cracked server hidden on the network drive. We had a huge Lan party for days In different computer classes.

Laxninja8766 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This one guy rode a pink dirt bike through the school wearing a GoPro. The video made it on to World Star recently, and the kid almost got away with it too. Until some freshmen ratted on him....

Reddit_At_Work_Lol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I created a duplicate Facebook account of my principal and sent hundreds of friend requests to all of the students. Once I had about 800 friends, I posted a status update that said the next day would be a jeans day. My school had a dress code, so jeans days were pretty awesome.

Some damn goodie goodie two shoes called the principal and informed him of the situation. He messaged the fake account threatening to sue me and report me to the FBI. I was naive at the time, so I got scared and deleted the profile. The next day, he did the morning announcements and said stuff like "To whomever created a fake Facebook account last night, we will find out who you are and we will press charges." I've never laughed and been so terrified at the same time until that day.

It was the only senior prank that year, since apparently everyone got scared that the principal would sue anyone for daring to have a bit of fun.

TektonikGymRat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I graduated back in 2005 that was the time Star Wars Episode 3 was coming out. Right next to my high school was a Burger King with a large blow up Darth Vader on the roof of the Burger King. Now I wasn't involved, but my friends somehow in the shadow of night managed to steal the Darth Vader off of the Burger King and put it on the roof of our school. It didn't last long and they took it down immediately, but everyone could see it in the morning getting off the buses, driving to school, etc. Pretty dang hilarious at the time.

Obiwanjacobi117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, not me, but the year before us: The band director drove a little Mazda Miata, and he would always get there super early. So we got a team of guys to come in and move the car to the principal's parking space.

shawshankreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On our last day of High School (UK), a girl from my year bought a pig's heart from the butchers and snuck into the Headmasters office and left it lying on his desk...it left blood all over his paperwork.

Another group of people put live crickets and worms in the Vending machines.

My group of friends left a raw Salmon behind a broken wall, but the janitor found that before it smelled too bad..unfortunately.

TheRagingRavioli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got three ferrets and painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on their backs and let them loose in the school. They basically had to quarantine all the students in the auditorium while the teachers formed a fruitless search party before giving up and sending everyone home.

LMS9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School thought we were going to prank them...we didn't.

Highranitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two 6 foot tall snow dicks. Right in front of the front doors, administration was not happy about them bad boys.

L_A_N_C_E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some of the "popular" people were the only ones in on it for some reason and than all they did was put a bunch of balloons in the VP's office

Marchinon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing.

criticalbuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not us, but a few senior classes ahead of us: The football team carried a Volkswagen Bug up two flights of stairs inside the school and put it in one of the main hallways.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few seniors dropped marbles at the top of every set of stairs. A girl broke her ankle.

Vodmeiilyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pig labeled 1 on the first floor, pig labeled 3 on the third floor. No pig on second floor, but of course they think there's a pig on the second floor.

scholarly_pimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a 2 parter. We stole a statue and put porn on channel 1 (during homeroom we had some weird news thing geared toward kids that everyone had to watch.

NiceDynamite999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school is in the middle of the city and is in a 9 storey building (the 9th storey being the roof). But regardless of where the school was located a lot of people still lived really far away. One guy (a couple years above me) lived out on a farm and on his final day of school he brought a cow in a trailer to school. They parked in the car park and painstakingly walked it up the stairs to the roof. They then proceeded to unchain the cow and then leave. It was pandemonium at recess because the the junior and middle school kids went up there only to find a cow running around. The supervising teacher then ran back to the staff room and tried to figure out how they would get it down. They quickly realised how cows cannot walk backwards down stairs. After that and almost breaking the lift (cows are heavy) they called animal control and had to sedate it and bring it down by hand. And that day was forever known as: Cow Day and it was fucking great.

Stardustcreation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had a teachers who wouldn't let anyone talk in class. So as a senior prank, I release about 100 crickets in his classroom. Needless to say his classroom wasn't quiet, and I didn't get my diploma till i cleaned them up:(.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i sad to my friend principle wants to meet you just because off your pappers.But principle dont want.

Derp43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released three goats numbered 1,2 and 4.

fakeuserisreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole all the teachers' chairs from their desks and rode them around the hallway on the last day.

Ragnarok550 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I left the same was as I had every other day, except I never showed up again.

mst_ginger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't able to pull it off, but our plan was to fill up as many Styrofoam cups as we could with water and place them in as many stairwells as possible essentially blocking the stairwell. We got the cups inside, but the janitors were still there and caught us. The cops were also called. The bext day at school we all got 3 days ISS for basically nothing.

Smithecus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We tied about 40 alarm clocks set to go off at five minute intervals to balloons and sent them up to the ceiling of the library. This ceiling was two stories above the rest of the room, so they had to get out their huge ladders to reach them.

Swip3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We super glued a magnificent behemoth of a dildo onto the forehead of our statue in the middle of campus.

We turned a 16 foot tall statue of a Trojan into a beautiful unicorn, crowned with a 14 inch black throbbing cock. It took a while to get off.

SlimsantaHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We untied hay bales and then placed thousands of crickets throughout the halls therefore causing a cricket infestation.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hung blow up dildos and blow up dolls with a noose to light posts that were too high to reach without an extension ladder (bless your climbing skills Chris) We also tied balloons to the necks of the blow up dolls and released them in the main entrance way (also too high to retrieve without an extension ladder. This ALL happened on the day that the Elementary children that were supposed to attend our High school next year were taking a tour of the school.

DrJack3133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We spent about 6 months buying inflatable sex dolls. We tied them to the Principal's/Teachers cars. I think the total number of inflatables was around 40-50. We put three on the football coach's car.

SlimHusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my classes prank but a few years before. A bunch of the guys in that grade dressed up in Harry Potter themed costumes and played quibble through the entire school while everyone was switching classes. No harm done and our principal actually liked it.

AlludingIllusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lobsters in all the toilets.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We wrote a program that flashed on the computer screens: "Seniors ##: We're out!" and put the programs on 1000x loop on all PCs with ALT+F4 being the loop trigger. Heard we drove the IT guy insane.

Funkymalone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It happened at the beginning of the year. It was the first year that our massive parking lot had assigned parking spots. Each spot had a number painted in front of it and the standing threat of big fines if you were in the wrong spot. We went out at 1am the night before the first day a duct taped over every single number so no one knew where they were supposed to park. Our school had 1400 kids so about 900 of them drove. The parking lot was utter pandimonium on the first day of school. It was great.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, a class from my school when I was a sophomore: they parked their cars in the grass instead of the parking lot. Not a very creative school.

EpicRumourTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RJ61x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating on time, with high marks. Got you good Dad! Oh wait, he left.

gentnerdr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For my senior park we all snuck toy lightsaber and nerf foam swords into lunch. During the lunch period two students called each other out from across the cafeteria like they wanted to fight each other. At that point another senior who was up in our senior lounge area (cafeteria was the old pool so the balcony is the senior lounge) who started to play the star wars Mustafar fight song. We pulled out our swords and started to fight (no got hurt). After fighting in the cafeteria for a bit we took a lap around the halls of school. The best part is that a few of the cooler teachers heard about the prank before and came into video it and then applauded us because it was a fun harmless prank that didn't do any damage or hurt anyone. I believe there is a video somewhere, I will see if I can find it and post it here.

ProfessorLexis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most of the senior pranks at my school involved the walkway that overlooked the commons area.

One year they gathered all the cheerleaders under it for a group photo and then dropped buckets of live mice on them. And another year they dropped tubs and tubs full of cheap bouncy balls off. In both cases they were all over the school for weeks.

MY classes senior year "prank" was just stupid vandalism. They put liquid cement into every lock of all the schools vans and even some teachers personal vehicles. Nobody was happy about it and the students were sad it even happened.

ThatOneKid1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class just kind of said fuck it and didn't do anything. Although a couple classes before us they forced the school to put a glass case over the school mascot in the main hall. Because the mascot is anatomically correct and is a male stuffed Impala, they cut his balls off and superglued them on backwards.

Link_the_Fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My best friend and I hung 20ft by 30ft "For Sale"

200+ Bedrooms

20 Bathrooms

Call Owner if Interested

Then we listed the principal's phone number

allhailtyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put sand all of the courtyard. Everyone brought beach chairs and sunblock. Essentially turned the yard into a small beach. Everyone skipped all of their classes and we had a cookout.

Autzen_Solution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not our whole class but rather the "popular" kids...they have the admin office a huge box of donuts as a thanks for everything the last four years kind of thing. The next day Polaroids with mailed to them in an envelope with pictures of boners with said donuts stacked on them like that game you give to babies.

LoveYourCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasnt really a prank but for our senior year every senior brought a water gun and we had THE BIGGEST water fight ever. Also water balloons hurt when theyre just regular balloons with water...

Lithium_Cube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They bought a LOT of unusual insects, and let them loose on the cafeteria floor.

themysteriouswarden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't mine but my brother's senior class prank was to distribute dimes across the graduating class and then hand them over to their principal when then shook her hand at graduation. She ended up with something like $70 worth of dimes in her pockets.

McClarenWoodshop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't do anything too crazy. But my Freshman year, the seniors broke into the school the night before and stuck toothpicks in the keyhole of the doors of every classroom and office, and broke them off and filled the keyhole with superglue. So we didn't have class that day. It happened on a Friday and they had all of the locks fixed by the following Monday...

Xelnath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assembled and launched a 3-stage rocket on the roof of the school building.

zsatbecker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cordless phone, tied into the school phone line in a unused back bandroom. Intercom line dialed, walkman speaker taped to receiver. Phone stashed in ceiling tile while playing "schools out" by Alice Cooper on repeat for the last hour of the day on the last day of the year.

ViceroyFizzlebottom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Under the cover of darkness, a group of kids moved a fiberglass drive-in statue of Woody across the highway onto a golf course at the #3 tee box.

SaxMan_Spiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I channeled my inner sexy sax man and ran around playing Careless Whisper for six straight hours. I had leather pants, suspenders, aviators, and a long mullet. I remember the look of shock on our 75 year old vice principal as I thrust on her desk like it was yesterday

TheSwellFellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rolled the school with toilet paper. Got chased by cops. Fun times.

jzigsjzigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We made a snow sculpture of a penis, claiming it was a rocket. We called it Apollo 14.

odstknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On the day of my graduation, we hired a mariachi band to follow him all day to bug him. It was actually funny when they followed him to the halls too.

meoverhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of guys stole every clock in the school and hid them.

You'd be surprised just how much teachers rely on them. I think we only failed to get one when the math teacher in question cottoned on and refused to leave his class unlocked for the rest of the week.

The prank a mention during last assembly when the head thanked us all for not being dicks and asked for his clocks back.

demosthenes384322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a pretty big high school and it had large hallways. On one of the double doors leading into the school, we removed the center pole, and drove 6 cars in, one by one, then put them on jack stands and furniture moving casters. We rolled them halfway across the school, and had a really nice display of cars in the lunch room for a few days.

i_a1m_to_misbehave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did several things:

  • Got a bouncy castle set up on the Headmaster's lawn
  • Set up a waterslide on the astro turf
  • Snuck in at 2am using stolen borrowed keys with a sack of condoms (maybe two thousand, collected across the previous couple months by nearly three dozen lads) and balloon pumps, then filled the most hated teacher's room with inflated condoms
  • Our school had a main staircase with a disabled lift running down the middle in place of a column. It was glass-sided on all four sides, so we filled it with 1200 plastic ballpit balls
untitled02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of guys were able to get hold of 4 chickens and set them loose through out the school and labeled them 1,2,3 and 5. They were all found within minutes but staff members spent hours trying to search for the missing number 4, to find out it didn't exist

4isspecial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We figured out that the internet blocker for the whole school was just listed in a root file in the administration drive, in which every faculty member had access too. So as any old senior, we went to a teachers computer where they didn't log out, and deleted the necessary files.

Now the best part of this wasn't having access to naughty sites, but watching how they dealt with it. The technology liason was a 60 year old lady who would ask students to help her install printers.

For the next few days you would notice that the internet would go down for large blocks of times. Then hear that lady complain about how she turned off the router and turned it back on, but didn't fix anything.

About 2 days later we see that they called the is AT&T out to fix it. Then the next day they called a local computer shop and it finally got fixed.

Natas_noH_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess we technically had two senior pranks but the entire class wasn't involved in either of them. For one prank a guy in the class released a ridiculous amount of crickets inside the school. I guess you could still hear them a year after we graduated. The other one was just filling a teacher's classroom full of balloons. I don't know why we picked that teacher (she taught junior English) but it was pretty great.

delvc95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have this hallway with posters of historical people. And it turns out that Paul Revere looks a lot like jack black. So in my graphic design class I made a sticker that said "Jack Black 1969" with the same font and color of the poster and put the sticker over where the poster said "Paul Revere 1735". Then I signed my name on the poster. And to this day the poster still stands. Not as much as a "senior" prank, but just a prank I did as a senior

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released three rats in the school with a number on each of their backs: 1, 2, and 4.

rcsanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got a decent sized group of us to show up the first day of the following year and pretend like it was our senior year all over again.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not my Highschool but a Highschool close to mine was named Rockwall. The day of there senior prank they replaced the r in Rockwall with a c. This is the best one I've heard of and it happened an couple years ago.

GoodRighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife's senior prank was to release a bunch of pigs in the halls with numbers on their ears. One of the numbers was skipped. The staff spent an entire afternoon looking for a pig that didn't exist.

Micro_Agent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man, there are some good ones, we just put bird food all over the campus so the Seagulls would crap all over it.

Edit: We didn't want to cause to much damage, because the year before the Seniors superglued pennies to the door jams of classrooms and caused roughly $10,000 in damages.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think our class did anything because we were fucking boring but the year before they put tires in front of the front door and the year before that they blocked off the student parking lot.

Wew so edgy

PSPHAXXOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We never got to do a senior prank. If we tried, everyone involved would either be sent to in school suspension, or they would cancel graduation and any other "special" senior activities (which wasn't much because they got rid of most of them with the previous class). My school fucking sucked.

wcgaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school decided it would be hilarious to graffiti the school while getting drunk and high in the parking lot. Not the smartest bunch of kids, luckily I didn't go and get arrested like some of them.

Landrin201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhh man, do I have a story for yall.

This was the class prank the year before I came to my school, but it's incredibly well documented. This is the stuff of legend.

Once a week, the entire high school of about 400 people pack into the theater (made for 360 people) to give announcements and stuff. People are sitting two to a chair, or in the aisles, or standing along the walls. It's well known that the headmaster's greatest fear is a fire inspection on that day.

So the seniors that year hired a stripper to come to the meeting dressed as a fire inspector. The headmaster oversees the whole thing every week, and his face went white as a sheet when this guy came in. It was apparently even better when the guy got to the stage and started taking off his clothes.

seifer93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of people in my graduating class took laxatives, shit into a closed umbrella, and left it in the cafeteria. When the janitor picked it up shit got everywhere. It wasn't funny.

untitled02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The school i went to was quite open, a large campus with a bunch of separate buildings for different faculties. Our school was between two blocks so during the night a group of guys acquired a set of witch's hat cones and detour signs and were successfully able to direct street traffic off the road through the school using its internal roads and out to the next block via the back exist.

LuckyMeLane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We placed a canoe right in front of the main doors of our high school one night, then filled it with concrete. By the next day concrete was dry and the easily carried canoe was not going anywhere.

stringcheese_cocaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend got a bunch of lube and poured it all down the halls. We slipped and slid to class. They ended up having to re-finish the floors because it destroyed the finishing somehow. My boyfriend's dad at the time was the district janitorial manager and I remember having to sit through a dinner table conversation with the perpetrator at the table as he ranted about all the money it cost. Worth it.

dooooooookieboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got three pot bellied pigs, we were in the country, wrote 1 & 2 and 4 on them. I believe pig 3 has still not been found 10 years later.

Seaniau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before ours planted a small tree in the middle of the Football pitch, attached was a note with a detailed back story of the tree, essentially cursing anyone who removes the tree.

It was there for about a week before they decided to have it removed.

In our year, a group made a small beach, consisting of a large amount of Sand, a Deck Chair, Parasol, Cooler and drinks, a paddling pool with a few goldfish in it, and a Slip 'n' Slide that went down the hill right beside it.

We were all ushered into our Classrooms for reception, and held there for a while, while faculty discussed the situation. After 10 or so minutes, our head of year pops in the door and says "You must not use the slip and slide, however, we cannot stop you!"

...It was all fun and games until somebody sliced their leg open by sliding too close to the edge and it wrapped around his calf.

Dazz316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Previous year did a few things. Nothing to bad . one thing they did was fill the air con fan in the common room with flour. We had no idea but the fan just refused to work for months. One afternoon the thing just explodes in a ploom of flour and starts working. Nobody was near it but the delay was quite funny.

miraterra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put zip-ties on all of the lockers in the morning so they couldn't be opened. One of the teachers left a door slightly open so a student could come in and "make up a test." That student then let the rest of us in and we just went to town zip-tying all of the lockers, even our own. We managed to get most of the lockers when all of the sudden the school police officer put a girl into handcuffs and shit hit the fan. They kept us for the entire first period trying to scare us and telling us they had us on "damaging school property" and also threatened suspension even though it was the last day of senior classes. They ultimately let us go and did absolutely nothing about it.

Worth it. Missed a test and no one could get their locker open.

Kajayacht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cutouts of porno magazines and dish soap all over all the staircases. Every, fucking, year.

Swiftdaggers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

ninoftmfw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't so much a senior prank, as it was a prank that us seniors did over the course of the year.

I was part of the morning announcements, and everyday we had to name people's birthdays. Since no one reviewed anything before us submitting the video we had free reign over what was put on. So we would occasionally add a name to the list such as, "Haywood Jablomey" or "Mike Hunt". As far as I know, nobody caught on.

Dyce_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two guys broke into our school and super glued every single door shut. They never got caught lol

book-reading-hippie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm too late to the party but oh well. Our senior prank got ruined. We had a real bitch of an office attendent and every mutual hated her. So the seniors all decided to come in late one day so she would have to check in a fuck ton of people. Well someone let the bitch know and she didn't show up that day and a poor substitute had to check the entire senior class in.

planetmern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole every yard ornament we could find and put them all on the schools front yard.

-chainChompsky- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My graduating year thought it was a great idea to draw '2008' in gasoline on our soccer field and light it on fire. They then decided that wasn't enough, and cemented some chain link fences directly in front of the entrance doors to the school.

Not the brightest high school seniors.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior prank because pranking old people is just wrong- but in middle school I set off a well-placed stink bomb. I chose an effective area next to a lot of classes etc so everyone for sure got a wiff. Later I heard people claim it was them and had to keep my lip buttoned lol. Needless to say it went down in the books. Never got caught or detention or anything for it either!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I placed a radio on one of the ceiling panels in my class room and connected a FM-transmitter to my phone. Then proceeded to play music I knew the teacher would love (Pantera, In Flames, TaySwift, all the good stuff). She kept running up to the class up stairs to yell at them. Good times.

BigNick_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sent every student home we could get an address for a letter on school letter head that read, something to the effect of, "We hope your student(s) practice safe sex on prom night." We also loaded all of the envelopes with condoms. Parents got shitty at the school. It was kind of funny.

dasyakky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years ago, a senior class in my county released two pigs in the school. They painted the number 1 on the first and the number 3 on the second. I always thought this was brilliant.

Ledeberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what's a senior prank ?

GeorgeBilsonHarms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was on one of the busiest roads in our city, and peak hour around our school is hell. So we set up cones and signs saying 'detour', and eventually led hundreds and hundreds of cars through our boarding house and onto our main oval. Unfortunately the prank ended when we led a police car onto the oval as well.

DanBetweenJobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't mine but the class that graduated two years earlier lit a pound of cheap weed on fire in the ventilation system on a Monday. Aside from the two day holiday us younguns got out of it, for the rest of the year the whole school had a slight tang to it.

joshmaxd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One persons family owned a farm, and released 3 chickens with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 painted on them.

It also turns out that you can order crickets and ladybirds in the mail for 'crop maintenance' purposes...

FourBox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior class, we were kind of boring. However, one year during final exams a bunch of students rearranged the letters on the front sign which read, "Are you ready for final exams?" To read, "Are you ready for anal sex?"

unMasqed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got most of our senior class to come back after just the seniors were out of classes and LARP through the halls of the school in the middle of class. It was amazing.

JackVanDerLin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There were some satellite dishes behind the stage for graduation on the football field. Someone went out and spray painted "fuck (highschool name)" and it was so subtle in the background. But they turned them around before the ceremony.

tramatek90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year, but the year prior in 2007. My school had just gotten a new mural painted. It was of our mascot, a viking, and it had the following sentence next to it "Home Of Tge Vikings." So one night Two seniors got paint supplies from either Osh or Home Depot (don't remember, but it's important) and painted over the the mural. They painted the VI of the word viking white, and put 07. Their senior year. Lastly, drew a blunt on the mascots mouth. It was a huge prank. Unfortunately the students were caught. While they threw away all the supplies in the trash can, they also through away the receipt and we're eventually back traced. They ended up getting expelled just before graduating.

doodlewacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cow on the roof. You can lead a cow up the stairs, but she ain't coming down the stairs. You gotta get a crane with a sling. Fun times.

nocaptain11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released two rabbits into the school, wearing sweaters that were labelled #1 and #3.

rebmorr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We zip-tied every locker shut; filled the main hall of our school with balloons; hung desks, chairs, and trash cans from trees or balconies across campus; and saran wrapped anything we could. We also drove our cars onto the middle of campus and did the whole tailgate thing. At our school every prank had to be approved by the principal because 10 years before, a completely harmless prank went very very wrong (bomb squad), simply because the administration didn't know what was going on.

GeorgeBilsonHarms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put together enough cash the buy a cow, we then got to school really early and led the cow up a flight of stairs around our cafeteria (really steep stairs). The cow was stuck there for the whole day and the school had to hire a crane to get it off. We won.

coltpoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't have one. A few years prior a class before us put baby oil in the mixmaster(crazy intersection of halls) and a teacher fell and broke his hip. He never came back. Punishment was serious for any pranks after.

prountercoductive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our valedictorian went on the roof of the school in the middle of the night, and rearranged the letters on the building to say, "I LOVE POT HIGH". I have pictures somewhere if I can track them down.

keeney1228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was proud of this!

I planted winter rye grass in the pattern of our graduation year in the courtyard, where everyone gathered during lunch. Nothing happened for a couple of weeks, then when I came in one day, there was some nice landscaped lettering! (Winter rye is what we call the grass that is the bright green fake-looking grass that people plant during weather, when normal glass doesn't grow) EDIT: clarity

TheSharkFromNemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stuck photographs of Nicholas cage in obscure, surprising locations around the school, apparently they were still finding them a year later

wknd_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At my high school the seniors had the same prank every year. The most insecure seniors would be incredibly cruel to anyone who was different. The prank went all year. Absolutely mental!

insrtfunnysnhear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buckets of glitter in the air return. Apparently the vents still shimmer...

Rkrehart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hung a blow up doll from the lights in the football stadium. Took staff 3 hours to get it down. Had to bring in a big ass cherry picker and everything

Alphaj626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On the last day of school before finals, the seniors always went to an amusement park. So when we arrived at school that morning everyone put battery powered alarm clocks in their lockers and left. Through out the day was a constant stream of alarms going off in the hall with no one to open the lockers but the single master locker key holder.

afunnyfunnyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got everyone I could to bring in anything they could ride on. Rollerblades, skateboards, rolling office chairs, bikes, etc.. It was a crazy mayhem in the halls and everyone had random stuff with them next to their desk. No school policy was against it so they had a hard time stopping it. Eventually the principal had to announce over the loud speaker that anyone with a "scoot-able device" would get I trouble if they continued to ride them.

SMURGwastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lampburner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of our potential pranks is to have every senior pitch in to buy a small rubber duck and place them everywhere in the school. Looking for a specific book? There's a duck in that bookshelf. Empty box of tissues? There's a duck sticking its beak out.

pm_me_racecars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class drove around town and pulled all of the For Sale signs from every house and put them in the front yard at the school. We also went to all the houses of the faculty and painted a huge wildcat paw on their driveways using a stencil we made. They were pissed about the real estate signs, but actually loved the driveway paintings. The school booster club still does this as a fundraiser 22 years later!

omgitsjonnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we instigated a 2500 person food fight at peak lunch time in a 2900 student highschool

it devolved real quick into people just whipping water bottles at head level and people throwing full plates of spaghetti, both of which i saw connect to unsuspecting people's heads

Taydawn96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was back in the 70's. But the high school my uncle was in was going through construction. Everything back then was opened unlocked whatever. Well he and 2 other guys decided to run around this place at night. They go into their class room and filled their teachers desk with water. They went to school the next day and as soon as their teacher sat down and opened a drawer, he just looked at it. No emotion. He proceeded to not say a word the rest of class and took a towel and one by one slowly dried off his pens, pencils and such. He said it was the most awkward thing

Dersce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was bad, so much so that I don't recall what it was. A much better one was some students disassembling a car and reassembling it in one of the hallways at school.

urbandandelion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school let loose hundreds of farm animals. We had chickens, goats, pigs, sheep, the whole shebang. Well, we had also spraypainted numbers on all the animals, purposefully leaving out a number. So goat 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 8 were found, but goats 4 and 7 were still missing. Unfortunately, our school is fairly large and having thousands of students tripping over farm animals led to many casualties that day. Lots of students were suspended or expelled and many had their degrees withheld from them which made many universities revoke their acceptances.

Kap2310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We knew a guy in one of the developments near school who did wood carvings. So we had him make wood carvings of dicks and we snuck into the school with the help of the janitorial staff (a friend of mine on the lacrosse team was friends with most of the staff), unscrewed the wood directional signs in each wing that pointed upstairs and downstairs, and replaced them with the wood dicks.

Principal finds out who was involved with the prank, and they bring us all in and threaten to withhold our diplomas if we didn't take them down and bring back the original signs. Still ended up serving a week of detention after all was said and done

Reading some of these pranks, they make this one seem really tame

gypsyeyes91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but the seniors of '08 drew (planted?) the shape of a giant "08" in the courtyard with a different type of grass that reeeeally stood out from the grass already growing there. The 0 was sideways, so, coincidentally (read: quite intentionally), it also looked like a huge penis. The school tried mowing, but the penis just grew back. It was there for months and almost anywhere you went in the school, you could look out the window and see it. I'm honestly not sure how they got rid of it.

milkweed84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't there to witness it because my dumb ass got locked up 2 weeks before graduation, but they stole a goat and a Llama from a local farm and spray painted 2013 on the sides of them and tied them to the flag pole.
I was disappointed, they could have done better.

Troghen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but in my sister's senior year, a group of guys cut a car in half and welded it back together around the flagpole.

Ever since then, senior pranks at the high school were really shitty and nobody could live up to it/or tried to. My grade all just sat in the cafe right before a class and tried to stay there the rest of the day until we were forced to leave. Thats it....

Ersh777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school senior prank was pretty lame. Some kids in my class thought it would be funny to destroy all the wooden stairs going up to all the trailer class rooms and then drive around all the neighborhoods and gather all the election and campaign signs from people's yards and place them all around school property. There were hundreds of these signs on the grass strip along the parking lot. I'm glad I had no part of this lameness.

AngelC1520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school was in the shape of a rectangle with a hallway going right down the middle, essentially making it two squares. During passing period, all of the seniors brought pillows and blankets and "slept" in the middle hallway, which was the busiest hallway during passing period, and we made all of the underclassmen late to their classes.

Chickentacosaregood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super late and probably buried but we put two pigs in the school numbered 1 and 3 in the school and a cow on the 3rd floor

Afasso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myself and a few friends bought 10 of those packets of ladybugs you can get on Amazon.

We went in an hour early, dumped them all in the staff room and left.

There are few things as funny as a maths teacher trying desperately to make his morning coffee with 10,000 ladybugs flying and crawling over the room (Sorry Mr Hitchens!)

In the end they had to call an exterminator.

AtWorkAccount1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We parked our cars on the front lawn of the school brought grills and made food. Kinda tame, but our principle warned us about anything crazy, and this was actually really well received.

DetroitHustlesHarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Worked as a computer lab monitor (class of 2000) for my senior year in high school to fill out an hour that I didn't need to be in any class for... something about a "work study" or some other "well, you did all of your requirements so do whatever you want as long as you don't bother others" class designation. Anyways, I installed keystroke loggers on all of the computers and set them up to forward me the logs every week. Ended up getting the email address/pw for like 1/2 the school. To this day I'm still proud that I never looked inside any of them...

... with the exception of ONE. The gym teacher. Total basketball/football nut and he HATED soccer, which I played. To the extent that several times when there was "open gym" (aka: he couldn't be bothered with coming up with some formal plan for the day) he said we could do whatever we want but when of my fellow soccer players grabbed a ball out of their gym bag to do some triangles (basic passing drills, really relaxed) he told us to put the ball(s) away and that "fagbag" wasn't allowed because it'd mess up the gym floor or some bullshit like that. So he got an exception to my "amnesty" when it came to the whole email account thing.

Come to find out that he had been sending emails to several members of the girls basketball team (which he coached) that contained some of those JPGs that are not REALLY sexual in nature, but were HEAVY on the innuendo. So that, really, was just perfect for me.

At the end of the year, I created a nice spreadsheet with columns for names, email addresses and passwords (respectively) and sent it out to EVERYONE on the school (we had a standardized email name structure for everyone so finding the rest of them wasn't hard) on the last day of school about 15 minutes before we were released. Oh, I and I sent it from the email address of the gym teacher. At the same time, I also sent an email with attachments of many, many of the emails (and images) that he had sent to the members of the girls basketball team to the school superintendent, principal, several of the prominent teachers as well as to the mayor.

I walked out of that school with the biggest of smiles on my face (see below for additional reason for why this was), happy to never have to set foot there again. Oh, and that gym teacher didn't come back the next year. Never heard of what happened to him... I'd be curious to do some googling and see if I can find out what he's doing now.

Add-on: On a far lighter note, another one we played was figuring out the code for the phones in the school that lets you make a public address/page over the system and setting up a Discman w/ a speaker taped to the phone handset (we used a phone that was in a utility room we got access to) and set the disc up with like 30 minutes of silence for the first track and then like 5-6 tracks of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua and timed it out so that someone started it 30 minutes before the end of the day (exit chime), would lock out the PA system since it was active and would start playing it shortly after the exit chime sounded. So everyone was leaving to THAT soundtrack. Terrible choice of song, I know, but hey... it was funny at the time.

JerkwaterJeff666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, he's not wrong about soccer.

DetroitHustlesHarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Say what you want about soccer, but saying that to a bunch of high school kids is pretty lame for a grown-ass adult.

JerkwaterJeff666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, yeah, the guy was a sleaze.

basedomgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Port-o-potty on the roof of the office building with "08 IS THE SHIT" spray painted on the side.

A_Mouse_In_Da_House ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The staff announced the previous year that senior pranks would delay your graduation. That class did nothing. But the teachers always bragged on my class being more creative in our rule breaking than the one before us.

Our "prank" lasted almost the entire year. We actually did nothing, but worked to spread rumors about things we'd done: Painted one of the opposing school's doors our colors, one step on a back stair case covered in baby oil, fake students in the year book and directory, and lastly, the roof party at the school we made sure the administration heard about.

For that last one, we watched from the barley field nearby. There must have been 15 police cars to show up. The next day the announcements included an announcement from the principal along the lines of "good job, we fell for it, please stop."

We technically did have one more. For graduation, we were searched before hand, but we had done our best to conceal tortillas under our gowns. When it came time to throw the hats, tortillas went up instead. Got quite a few laughs, including fro. The admins.

1Akinos1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am from South Dakota, and many senior classes wanted to sneak into the school over a night during finals week and let loose three pigs. Each labeled as 1, 3, and 4. No one ever actually did it though....

mlos55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but my cousin. He, along with a few friends, painted a #1 on one pig and a #3 on another pic and let them loose in the school. There was no #2.

benjaab123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When my dad was young they had a teacher they really disliked, they called 8 different funural companies (not sure what they're called in English) and said that they're teacher is at his house and needs to be picked up at 8am. Basically they all simultaneously knocked on his front door, and he had to keep explaining that he's not actually dead

ashsmashers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an end of school assembly starting first thing that day with a somewhat prestigious guest speaker (maybe like a local government person) which meant there was a little bit of press. Our auditorium was broken up in to 4 sections (one for each class). Before school kids came in and unscrewed chairs in each section so that the gaps would spell out 2 0 0 4 if you were looking down from the stage. Nothing was damaged but we lost off-campus lunch privilege that day. Best part was enough chairs were removed that the freshmen had to just sit on the floor in the back.

Shade37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school isn't allowed our muck up day anymore because of my year. Previous seniors had wrestled on the quad wearing monster/animals suits or set off loads of bouncy balls around the school. We wanted to be bigger than that. We wanted to be remembered. Throughout the entire last day of school we went through the motions doing absolutely nothing at all because someone had snitched about our plan to set off fireworks from the roof. We were escorted to and from every assembly, meal and photo shoot. They didn't know the extent of our true plan. We had met in the parking lot early before school started to stash all our gear and get a little drunk for the nerves.

As our half day ended about 80-90% of the entire upper sixth donned their boiler suits and anonymous masks in our FOB. The rest of the school were still having talks or lessons as we ran shouting as one big crowd throughout the school, setting off smoke grenades and spraying silly string. The entire school was covered in pockets of billowing coloured smoke. People ran into classrooms and scared the younger kids, toilet paper majestically flew everywhere. Some firecrackers went off and stink bombs were hurled. Someone had even brought in a loaf of bread and was throwing slices around and laughing maniacally. Several teachers chased us and even grabbed a few guys, taking pictures of our getaway cars screeching away into the distance. The school was trashed, kids terrorised (one had even locked himself in a classroom nearby) and authority suitably pissed.

The best part is that we still had the informal tradition of meeting at our local pub to drink with some of the teachers and staff. After managing to pull it off and not get caught (mostly) we walk in there proudly and getting to see their faces was priceless. A few of the teachers were actually pretty chill about it and saw the fun side. They've banned all pranks or activities in the school on the last day from now. A few students were threatened with expulsion before our results came out but it was mostly all bullshit to make them look like they were doing something about it. We succeeded in making our mark in school history. Though it was a real shame that we couldn't set off those fireworks for a grand exit finale but it would have to do.

heyisleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had a ten foot high wall between its buildings. We got a janitor to give us the keys, and let in three giant pigs into the compound. The smaller two had our two most disliked adminisrrators painted on them, one on each pig. The larger one we designated the principal. We left food and water for them, but they preferred digging up the school landscaping instead.

I_M_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a guy drive his motorcycle down the main classroom hallway. He was never caught because he wore a black helmet, but the people who held the doors for him got in trouble.

Nergaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few underclassmen acted out a few scenes from South Park, and one of them was to give them chilli with stuff in it... it was pubes.

JonSolo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My year was kind of shit for pranks, but two that stand out in the annals of our school's history: 1. One class got three pigs, painted "1" "2" and "4" on them and released them in the school. The school was shut down while they searched for the third one. 2. Another year, a class got a junk car, cut it in half, and welded it back together around a tree in front of school.

brittcity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

where i went the parking lot right next to the school was reserved for seniors so if you were a junior that could drive to school you had to park at a parking lot way the fuck behind the school. so as part of their prank that year the seniors closed and locked the gates of the junior's parking lot during the school day, basically making it impossible for anyone to leave when school was dismissed. people were PISSED because a lot of them had after school jobs that they were all late for. pretty smart prank but a lot of us felt like there was no reason to make the juniors suffer. it was less of a 'sticking it to the man' prank and more of a 'hahah you still have one more year of this shit hole' prank

shaggyshag10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't graduate, but got a GED.

One of the group in the senior class filled a couple buckets with bouncy balls and hung them with a piece of rope attached to them so someone can pull it and the hole bucket with pour out the balls. This was in the center of the school where everyone hangs out before classes.

Another group I think the next year got a truck load of dirt and and blocked the front entrance of the school and took glass writing stuff and put some things on the windows. The school was not happy about that and suspended the kids who did it and also made them clean up the mess with shovels and soap/wash cloths.

liljthedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class spray painted a penis over the entire football field. Staff cut the grass where the paint was. There was a penis on the field for weeks.

jlitwinka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmmm. We had two from the class before mine, both to the same teacher. My class wasn't as cool.

First they tinfoiled everything in this teachers office. And I mean everything. Books, pencils, bookshelf, computer. Everything.

Then a few months later they somehow managed to pile everything in this teachers office against his door, but still get out (I think through the ceiling). His couch, desk, chairs, bookshelf, everything was stacked in front of his door.

Teacher was cool about it though. He'd walk around with a water gun and squirt any of the offenders whenever he saw them.

JZeroThree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my school, but they'd managed to get three live pigs and then painted each pig with a number, 1, 2 and 4. They then released the three pigs at opposite corners of the school. The first three pigs were found and the staff spent the rest of the day looking for pig number 3, who didn't exist.

Reeon08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With the help of two of my friends on the swim team, we started brainstorming ideas perhaps December of 2010. We wanted something intelligent, sly, and original. Inspiration came from an automated phone call later that month regarding school being canceled due to snow. We used a company online and entered in every junior and seniors home phone number, and had the caller ID come from my high school. We needed someone to be the voice, so we employed my brothers college roommate. He recorded a message mimicking the one received in December regarding the snow, but instead said a power outage. We did this all from a panera bread and used their wifi... But alas in April when our call went off and our badassery was at it's peak we were getting phone calls to come in and talk to the principal. Supposedly the way we got caught was the company called my high school and asked if they were satisfied with the product and if they were going to continue past the free trial.. All 100 of the accounts we made. I think we accidentally made one account from my house or something, but I digress. Suspended 2 weeks, no prom, letter to the community, 15 hours community service, and a standing ovation when we got to school was 100% worth it.

xerxesbeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clocks. Our school bought brand new clocks for all the rooms about two years prior. Large, round, analog, ticking clocks. A couple weeks before graduation all of the clocks (at least 200 of them) had been removed from the walls in all the classrooms and deposited in the principal's office (which was right by the front door, with glass walls, facing the cafeteria. The entire hall was ticking noises

EpicNoob991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year before i graduated, everyone parked their cars like dicks and did the typical water cup bullshit. And one of these parked in the courtyard http://momentcar.com/dodge/1987/dodge-ram-50/. Then there were dirt bikes. Pretty cool actually. We didn't get a prank when it was our turn

grapeminusg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm actually not a senior yet, but the seniors at my school have a long history of amazing pranks. The principle insists that there be no senior pranks anymore because one year some kid with connections put his car on the roof with a crane. Another year, the seniors went around to all the lockers, we don't have locks if you want one you have to bring your own, and they put nuts and bolts through the little hole the lock goes in. The school is lazy so they're still they're and they have been for years. It's probably about 40% of the lockers.

willeatforfood8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to boarding school and we set off fireworks on the quad and soccer field. Headmaster brought us out for brunch the next day, not even a slap on the wrist.

belinck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had planned on every senior sneaking in a chicken and letting it go in our highschool building. Little did we realize how hard it was to actually sneak a chicken into an American school in the Middle East that has a 12 foot wall around it and security guards searching bags at every gate. Well, a couple guys were smart enough to get two chickens in so we took those to the art room, painted a '1' and a '3' on their backs, and let them go... They never did find that #2.

_MissFrizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my private high school during home room we had to rise for the national anthem every morning. For the whole year we would be forced to stand in silence because talking or even singing the anthem was a sign of disrespect. Our homeroom teacher frequently gave detentions for this. So on the last day of school some geniuses had this idea to "prank" and sing the national anthem as loud and obnoxiously as possible. A group of boys thought this would be the funniest and best idea for a prank ever but I saw it for what it was: a bunch of spoiled rich kids not wanting to rock the boat too much and just wanted to freak out our homeroom teacher for a quick laugh. So anyways, homeroom starts, those half dozen boys get into "singing position" and right before they begin their chant I just look to the people in front and next to me and say "watch this." I pull a pipe and baggy of weed from my blazer pocket (we had uniforms), fill the pipe, and proceed to take a massive toke in front of the entire class. Everyone in homeroom was speechless as the national anthem came blaring over the intercom, including the half dozen pranksters who thought they were rebels for trying to sing Canada's anthem. Eventually I have to exhale my toke so I go to the window, open it up, and breathe out. Wind pushes it all back into the classroom. The whole bottom floor of the building ends up smelling like weed and the "head of discipline" as well as the vice principal do a search of the whole school to find the culprit that morning.

Everyone thought what I did was nuts. I was just an angsty teenager with her own problems though. Plus what were they going to do, literally expel me on the last day of high school? I was even 17 at the time. Good times at that private crap hole school.

thefrdeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school cracked down on senior pranks, and said that if anybody was involved in a prank, they wouldn't graduate.

There were no pranks that year.

Flyasablackguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A school in my district had an incident where the kid of a bus driver was graduating, for the prank the kid drove the bus with the intention of parking it infront of the front doors to the school, not aware the breaks needed ro be pumped the kid smashed through the front doors. This is a rumor I dont know how true this is but ive heard teachers tell this story as well as countless students

boston_shua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We brought fish caught from Shady Lakes (froze them first) and left them all over the school so when they thawed it would stink. Pretty funny and no one got caught.

Nodor10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We dressed up as Bigfoot, a ghost, and an alien. Then we found our teacher's house on Google. We drove there and took a bunch of pictures of us doing random antics such as peering in Windows and playing basketball. Then we printed out all the pictures and covered his room wall to wall. It was incredible.

abaloun32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal and secretary had the exact same car. Make, model, color, interior, year.....everything. We waited for a day that they parked far enough away from each other that the key fob wouldnt work on both at the same time and we got a hold of his and her keys and literally switched everything. License plates, parking spots, all the stuff on the inside......just watched as hilarity ensued as they both could not get into their car.

CybHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one can top this, my school was in a sort of farm town, someone brought in 3 cows and lead them to the second floor, cows cannot walk downstairs so helicopters had to be called to airlift the cows, student had to pay the fee for the dairy extraction

Swiftzor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our parking lot was broken up by grades, so all of the seniors decided to get there super early one day and park in the junior lot, so the juniors had to park on the other side of the football field, and the sophomores had to part at the grocery store almost a half mile away.

indecisive311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone spray painted Bob Saget stencils all over the sidewalks. Less of a prank and more like vandalism.

tallglassofdumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My high school had a quite large swimming pond next to it. The entire side of the building adjacent to the pond had a clear view of it, along with all the juniors (me at the time) who had to park down the street and walk by the pond to get to school. One day there was a giant penis constructed of red balloons anchored in the middle of the pond. A 15 foot red dick and balls flopping from side to side in the wind. 10 years later and it still puts a smile on my face

zerbey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do one, our Headmaster sent a very stern warning a few weeks before the end of the year that if anyone did they would be immediately expelled. Apparently someone had done an epic prank a few years before and it backfired spectacularly and he was soured on the concept ever since.

He was an awesome teacher and a cool guy so we respected his request and behaved ourselves.

imaddictedtogolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got 3 cows and let them in our gated school. We then labeled them 1, 2, and 4 with beach towels wrapped around them... The faculty thought cow #3 ran away and was on the loose but there were only 3 to begin with!

rkeysar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior class before me all met up after lunch with handfuls of rubber bouncy balls. So a mob of students literally throwing bouncy balls at each other - it escalates, then faculty comes in to disband it. Then a kid punches the assistant principal in the face and runs. Gets arrested later that day. Let's say our senior prank was a quiet one...

reborn3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

some people in the grad class made a deal with the janitor to be let in to the school after hours... they then used this time to go into the principal's office, and move EVERYTHING and re-arrange it on the roof of one of the out buildings of the school. they then hung a big sign saying "mr holland's office" (our principal). they also took a lot of pictures of themselves while doing the prank and the school video screens had these pictures rolling on them all day

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and a few friends broke in to the school overnight, before our last day of school. The school always kept the cctv turned off, and we knew the salt supply cupboard for in case it snowed was kept outside and unlocked. We took the bags from the supply and drew a massive, ejaculating penis on the playing fields. The salt killed the grass under it, so they were left with this brown dick shape on the playing fields which I'm told was still there when they had to show the new intake of year 7s round the school for open day.

Mydnite_Toker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal had a golfcart that he would ride around the campus and parking lot. Our school wasn't big so the cart itself was pointless. Well my friends dive up to the school at night and take that golf cart apart. Wheels, top, seat , steering wheel, motor. Then they leave it on the front lawn for all to see.

I had just had my wisdom teeth pulled and was unable to join in my friends antics.

I will always regret not being there.

cREDDITed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was kinda lame. There was a 20' ceiling in the common area and we used helium balloons to float a couple blowup dolls to the top. The janitors spent a few minutes throwing sharp stuff at the balloons and then it was all over.

NonLethalOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we had a lot of jewish people at our school and we all had fond memories of attending each others bar mitzvahs. we found the least jewish person in the class we could (very asian girl) and held a huge bar mitzvah in the center of campus. we all dressed up, sang, hoisted her on the chair, the whole 9.

StakeyJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Welding guys welded an old car to the flagpole in front of my school. We had to get a new flagpole.

Leatherneck55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a teacher's VW bug in the bleachers.

Saab_driving_lunatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For my senior year, we planned to have every student give the principal a handful of marbles as they shook his hand at graduation. Less than half actually brought marbles, but I still imagine his pockets got pretty heavy by the end. A few classes ahead of me, some kids broke the tire valves of every bus. People went to jail for that one.

anathemize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As seniors we graduated before the end of the school year. We all put an alarm clock in our locker set for the same time. They all went off at noon and the staff had to go to each locker and turn off the alarm clock.

DreadfulRaen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but my computer savvy friend's. We were all issued laptops for writing term papers the last two months of our senior year. Anyways my friend had finished his paper early so he started messing around on the laptop mostly with the school network settings. Somehow he figured out how to send system commands across the school network. So he had the bright idea to send a threatening message that would pop up on all the schools computers and shortly after shut them all down. Since it was towards the end of the school year, everyone was working on their final projects so when he shut down the entire network a lot of people lost their unsaved work. An hour or two after he did this, the school's network administrator tracked down the source of the prank to our classroom but he wasn't able to narrow down exactly who it was. Through threats to not graduate, they got my friend to confess. His punishment: help set up the chairs for graduation. Funny thing is, by the time he got there to help with the chairs, all them were already set up.

Clbrosch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Way way back in the 80's -

The grade ahead of us ruined it for every one. Well things had been escalating for a few years. The Class two year ahead of us wrote VIRGIN FUCK 1984 with some serious weed killer on the hill next to the school in letters like 10 feet tall. So that lasted a whole year.

The next senior class, the one before ours snuck into the school the at night and squirted super glue into all the locks on the doors. They had to cancel school and change all the locks to the tune of $10,000. They banned Senior pranks for us. We were told we would be expelled and charged with criminal trespass if we tried anything. Oh well.

amishraveparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cling wrapped our year advisor's car to a basketball pole. A parking area was right next to it, so it wasn't really hard to position it. Took a bunch of big dudes to push it. Wasn't my idea, but I went along with it cos what the hell. He thought it was funny when he saw what we did.

Also related, my older sister's year did something similar, they completely cling wrapped their fav teacher's car, took him a while to cut through it all so he could get in and drive home. He also thought it was funny too.

FutureWaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All seniors met for first period in the auditorium. Last day as we are about leave first period water balloons just start getting heaved every which way. Kids took out umbrellas, confetti cannons started firing off, marbles were released all over the floors pandemonium. No one got hurt everyone had fun. Two years later some kids did the same thing but apparently were assholes who filled the balloons with vinegar and other household products...dick move underclassmen...dick move.

Edit-Also, my true favorite prank was the time we put a Christmas tree on the roof. Took 2 hours of stealth not to get caught! Worth it!

g00gly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One part of it we set up a pillbox in a classroom out of long tables and mounted tennis ball launchers in the gaps pointed at the one entrance. When the math teacher/tennis coach entered it dropped a weight on the power strip shooting the ball directly at his coffee and spilling it all over him.

justpeachy13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We rode bicycles, scooters, skate boards (etc) through the halls throughout the day. (Which was extremely frowned upon by our principle but there were so many, she couldn't stop us and eventually gave up)

Bynestorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we (not me) ended up vandalizing one if our nice pastured grassy area nearby a quad where there's high traffic during school hours.

one morning I went to school as and noticed literally thousands of plastic forks pushed into the sod. just fork it.

felt bad for the janitor he was picking them up the whole day.

theUSpopulation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A previous graduating year brought in 3 chickens and let them run around the halls. Each chicken was numbered: 1,2 and 4.

PuffinFucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We stole the time capsule that the Class of 1990 put under the front lawn of the school. In 2020, it's going to be epic to read the story about it.

Almostsassydefendor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class threw a Keger party on the front lawn of the school. It was root beer. But we blasted music and did keg stands while parents were dropping their kids off and stuff.

SiRyEm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only in my 40's so I haven't planned mine yet. I figure I have until I'm 65 to bring it to fruition.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior sprint day. Anytime you were in a hallway you had to run. Accidents happened...

Oldpenguinhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a keg of root beer. Then, we started to just hand out root beer to get a crowd going then began doing keg stands of root beer; there were a bunch of kids red solo cupping with people doing keg stands in the quad. It freaked out all the supervisors and the asst. principal came out to stop the non-sense and issued us Saturday schools for the stunt.

DarkRelik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking you mom

lossycannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party but back in my day internet was done via a modem (dial up internet). Now all of the classrooms in my high school had direct dial in numbers so you could directly call every room if you wanted to.

So my friend and I wrote a program for our computers that randomly picked one of the numbers and called it. It then sat there for 2-5 minutes and randomly picked another. Needless to say every class was interrupted at least 1-2 times per period.

I recall one of my teachers yelling into the phone saying something to the effect of "You need to stop this right now you're disrupting my class!". It took all of my self control not to laugh because I knew she was screaming at a computer.

Quarafee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After all the seniors had finished school but the underclass men still had a week or two left some buddies and I went to campus in the middle of the night built a cinder block/concrete wall 2 blocks tall at the main entrance to the already traffic polluted school. Never went back. Never heard what happened.

FourteenFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While I didn't roll with the cool kids in High School, the Vocational Education had an automotive repair shop. Well lets just say one of our vice Principles was not well liked. They used bondo to fill in every gap then painted the car. As in, every single panel gap was gone.

Car was basically totaled but I do not recall who they managed to assign the blame too

MidinightMarauders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple tech-savvy kids collected people's old phones and old iPods and put them in ceiling tiles all over the school, then Rick rolled the entire school by playing "Never gonna give you up" simultaneously on every phone/iPod. No one could figure out where it was coming from, and they did it several times during the day.

reincarN8ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We walked a cow up to the second floor. You know that myth about cows not being able to walk down stairs? It's true. They had to cram it into the elevator.

Kenpokid4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moving all the way across the country one year into the semester. :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class tried to do the 4 pig prank at graduation.

For those that don't know, you take 3 pigs and number them 1, 2 and 4. You then grease them up as best you can and let them loose in the school grounds at some point when you know the faculty or at least some adult will see them. The point of painting the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on each pig respectively is so that they will spend hours trying to find pig 3.

It was supposed to happen during graduation, but some juniors were animal rights nutjobs and stopped it.

My Senior class did cause a lockdown and made the town think terrorists were in town. This was the spring after 9/11. Fun times.

ShewTheMighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Dropping out at 16, getting my GED, and a job. All because public schools are terrible.

School administration staff "Already took that class last year? Well take it again the advance classes are full. Think of it this way it will be an easy A."

Me "Will I get credit for both twords graduation?"

Then "No, you will need to take a different math course"

Me "Can I take a different math class?"

Them "Nope they're full."

Me "I think I've learned all you seem have to offer me here, I'm dropping out."

Their prank was better though 6 months later I got a court summons for 150 days of truancy. My whole family had to pee in cups without a proper court order. They didn't even run a drug test they just wanted to prove a point. Our lawyer was very unhappy the second visit. They dropped the case.

I have nightmares about being legally forced back into high school again but somewhere along the line I remember that I have a GED and just stand up and walk out. I'm 25.

hnfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Retarded.

mobird53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year but the seniors of the year Before I got to the HS got a pig and fed it ex-lax. The pig shit it self to death on the top floor, they were never able to get it down before it died. So after that they really cracked down.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody brought 3 sheep and labeled them 1,2, and 4

ndntom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Took apart a VW bug and put it back together on the top floor(Without the engine). ANd we took tests all in the same room each finals and we filled it with ping pong balls... had to buy like 7,000. woof.

Took both these ideas from my dads school

Ender117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior class superglued all the door locks in the school in the afternoon before the last day. Probably around 300 doors. They also hung all the lunch tables from the second story. I got to school at about 7:45 that day. I saw one lunch table being taken down. The rest had already been taken down, and all of the locks in the school had been replaced, before school even began. Plot foiled.

AtochaCastaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My graduating class was between three pranks and since I'm not seeing them in this thread I'm commenting for future shitheads to use as they will(principal made it very clear that anyone involved in any pranking would be expelled and excluded from grad ceremony, so we were a prankless year).

Being a big football school so we were going to take weed/grass killer and use it to draw a giant dick and balls that would stretch the entire length of the football field. The other idea was to cover the entire field with plastic forks making it a landscaping nightmare.

The other idea was to release a dozen chickens throughout the school because they would shit everywhere and they are very hard to catch, which we found hilarious.

Jaqenhghar27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was an excellent one at my secondary school that is still remembered. A group of the leaving year took apart the headmaster's old Mini Cooper, carried the parts to the roof of the gym, and put it back together. Absolute Gold

nnadeau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grapevine High School. A couple guys got on top of the school, removed the G, V, and second E from Grapevine.

Atticus_Flinched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My damn school did a flash mob instead of something way more creative... it wasnt really a flash mob either..they notified the teachers.. and the teachers were a part of it... i really would have rather something way better.. On top of that lameness they announced that if you were tardy because of the flash mob it remains unexcused. I wasnt happy. Our hallways upstairs and down stairs were super packed because of the flash mob.. I hated my hs...

BM-NBwofh9bP6byRerCg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating early and enlisting in the army.

JerkwaterJeff666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, not my senior class, but the one that graduated before I arrived at my high school. During the graduation ceremony, they snuck into the gym, filled blow up dolls with helium, and let them float to the ceiling. There was like twelve of them, or something. Hey stayed up there the entire summer so on the first day of school the head janitor was in the gym shooting these things down with a Pellet gun, it was pretty amusing to freshman year me.

corilee93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but happened at my high school.

The weekend of Easter, some seniors went and bought a bunch of baby rabbits to fill the senior courtyard. Easter night, they got a ladder, walked the roof, and put all the adorable little bunnies there to surprise the students on Monday morning. The senior courtyard was at the center of the building, with lots of windows - classroom and hallway - surrounding it. So these cute fuzzy animals were there for all to see the next morning.

Except there was a freak snowstorm that night. When people started to file into the school, they were shocked at the dozens of dead rabbits in the senior courtyard. My history teacher (who I keep in touch with) still tells stories about watching the janitors clean up the dozens of rabbit corpses as he tried to keep the attention of his horrified class.

Abadatha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't involved with this, but a few people I knew got four pigs, numbered them 1, 2, 3 and 5, and let them loose in the building. They spent a day and a half looking for pig number 4. A few years later someone used my idea of leaving a big pile of cow shit in front of the school with a sign that said, "after years of taking your shit, note it's your turn to take ours." I love my small town, especially now that I live a half hour away.

Notorious40z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2010 Well it was a whole series of things over time.

1: Drew giant dicks spiraling down the stairwell walls with water markers.

2: Silly stringed teachers and students while wearing liquor store bags over our faces.

3: Blew up a urinal with a waterproof fire cracker ... I went by recently because my brother goes there and you still see 4 old urinals and the one brand new one haha.

4: Had a giant food food fight in the cafeteria (I grabbed some kids spaghetti and through it at somebody)

5: Fart bombs galore.

6: Some friends ran around the school with gimp suits.

7: Did the ol bucket of water trick... except we filled garbage pails with water and leaned them on classroom doors then knocked on the doors and ran away lol... you can imagine how shit that was for the person opening the door.

Im pretty sure we did a little more but thats what I could remember from 6 years ago almost.

Radiation___Dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will probably get buried but at my school every year close to graduation we would have a little ceremony in the gym where all the classes would gather in the gym and sit in bleachers by grade and honor the seniors. Each year prior at the end of the ceremony they would play Green Day - Time of Your Life and somebody would toss up a beach ball and it would be bounced around in that section. Well I decided during our ceremony I would toss up a blow-up sex doll. I had it all planned out, I didn't inflate it before...obviously so I had a friend bring in a portable air pump to get it blown up. Well the time comes and they start playing dubstep, shitty dubstep when the usual song would be on. It was inflated at that point so I tossed it, it bounced for a good few volleys and then it hit some chick in the head and she brought it up to the principal to turn it in... That got a good laugh out of it for everyone who happened to see it.

Then at the graduation ceremony I smoke a fat 2g blunt before it, then I handed my principal a condom when he handed me my diploma. It was broadcasted on a giant screen so all the parents could see. He then angrily handed it to the vice principal sitting behind him who apparently had a very red face after that. After that year, official diplomas were handed out after the ceremony! A BUNCH of people saw that, I got what praise I could for that one then got the fuck out of there as soon as I possibly could

gata59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but I have a few friends who went to a small private school, they snuck in one night and hung Twinkies from the ceiling in the grass teacher's room. I hold this story as true due to not only the nature of my friends but also to the fact that they all recount the exact same story, one had already even graduated. I went with them the next year to put all the playground stuff that would move on to of the monkey bars

WangusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In addition to the marbles thing referenced below... We had a kid who somehow managed to climb the very large flagpole outside of our school. He either carried or hoisted a large rubber trashcan all the way to the top and put it upside down on the top of the flagpole. From that, he hung a blow up doll and a huge wooden sign that said something about the doll being our total shithead of an assistant principals prom date or daughter or something, I can't remember (his daughter actually did go to our school and was a sophomore when I graduated and actually was pretty much a blow up doll in several ways). Local fire department couldn't reach it, they had call in a truck from the city about 45 mins away with a taller ladder. It was up there all day and pretty much the whole town saw it. We had an assembly about it saying "we know who did it and if you come forward and confess or to give a statement about who did it you won't get in trouble." (They had no idea who did it, a couple years after graduation the kid everyone thought did it finally started taking credit but he'd already moved away and I'm not sure I believe him)

RichJG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone slashed all of the school bus tires in the lot not realizing that they have security cameras. Don't think they got jail time but they were sent the bill for it...

tatsuedoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had this big rock out front of the school that kids could paint for announcements or whatever ("happy birthday Chelsea", "Prom on Friday" etc) there was always talk about moving it and putting it in the principals office, but it was gigantic and no one ever did.

My senior year someone grew some balls and found a way to move it. But it couldn't fit through the door so they put it in his parking space.

Philobus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior "prank" turned into multiple senior misdemeanors and a secret meeting held with the school districts superintendent and a bunch of police officers.

I decided to skip that one, thank goodness.

fluffykitty12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please elaborate!

Fr33_Lax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated early and had only 3 classes. The prank was woot I'm outa here.

QuadFecta_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A little late to the party but I thought our class had a pretty good one.

The night before we walked for graduation we layed down a huge plastic tarp in the front of the parking lot and had multiple dump trucks of sand emptied on the tarp. We dispersed the sand evenly, put up poles and a net, and played "beach" volleyball in the parking lot. Administration and police were cool with it as long as we cleaned it up that evening. We had lawn chairs, music, pop (we would get expelled if there was any alcohol), everything but a lake next to us. Im pretty sure my parents had no idea that 10-12 people stayed the night at my house. we might've only slept for a half hour or so that night.

AcidaliaPlanitia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During the all-school assembly in which the rest of the students vote for the next year's class president (obviously seniors don't attend because they won't be around next year), the senior class took every single backpack in the school (no one really used their lockers) and put them one-by-one into the tiny lost and found room in the basement, filling it floor to ceiling and spilling out the door.

When the rest of the school came out of the assembly, it took about four hours for people to get all the bags out of the room and for classes to start again. Teachers were pissssssssed.

MyCatisaStripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Live in Rural Pennsylvania. Good School district. I live less than a mile form the school. The Summer Summer before senior year, I find out how to climb on top of high school....on TOP of high school.

  • There is a sky light over the lunch room. :D

Put Nudie Magazines all over skylight.
* Let everyone eat lunch for half a week before realizing.

MyCatisaStripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh yeah. one of my friends got caught on the roof of the high school. He got like summer detention or something because a janitor caught him up there. he used to love mongoose bikes...prob not the brightest kid.

Pepp3rMyAngus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all brought bananas with us to graduation. When we shook hands with the Dean we each slipped him a banana.

By the end of the ceremony he had a pile of a couple hundred bananas with no explanation.

LordFireCrotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my older brother's class.

Biology class had just finished up a week of dissecting cats. There was something like 30 or so cat-avers in the school dumpster.

My brother and his buds snuck out of class one morning and got them out of the dumpster and started leaving them all over people's cars on campus.

They were on people's windshields, and in the back of their trucks.

Everybody who got "pranked" immediately knew what they were and kind of laughed it off. Even administration thought it was just kinda "ha-ha, good one, now pick them up"

The kicker comes in when one of the students that got one placed in the back of his truck decided to take it to a nearby park to dispose of it. Just so happened that our local chapter of PETA was having a picnic/meeting thing at this park and they saw him throwing the dead cat into the dumpster and assumed it was some kind of "mutilated monkey" (their actual words).

They immediately asked him wtf was going on and it got out the name of the school that it came from, the police were called and my brother and his buds were called to the office. The police saw that no crime had been committed and just waved them off.

TLDR; brother and his friends almost got arrested for throwing "mutilated monkeys" into people's vehicles

scrottiemac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but my older sister. When it came time for the graduation ceremony, they snuck in the football stadium the prior night and stole 1 chair from each of the rows where the students were to sit. The next day, the students shuffle in, in front of the entire audience of parents, only to find that there aren't enough chairs for everyone. The person in charge decided on the spot that everyone would just stand the entire ceremony. Fucking epic.

Humpaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Every school of my hometown is banned from every single camping ground in denmark, as a result of the hard work of countless senior trips (every senior year would go to a danish camping ground together for a week after graduation, and party hard there.) Every year another camping ground completely banned my hometown, so we moved further north every year.
My graduation year was the first year who could not go to denmark, because every camping ground had banned us. We went to the Netherlands instead. We're banned from the Netherlands now.

doctorwithnopants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a new student teacher in economics and one guy from our class had the idea that he would act as an exchange student from the Netherlands (german class) on the first day of her teaching us.

He introduced himself to her with an awful imitated accent and it got pretty obvious that it's a joke because the whole class knew and therefore started laughing. However, the teacher thought, we were laughing because of his "bad" german.

So after pulling it off on this day, he kept playing his role for the next half year or so. When he spoke he pronounced everything as misunderstable as possible and threw in some dutch words here and there that made absolutely no sense. She had no clue and remarked everytime how good his german is getting and got mad at the rest of the class because she mistook our amusement over it as uncorrect behavior towards the exchange student. It even got to the point that our other teachers found out and they were making fun of her (in a good way) behind her back in the staff room.

On the day of her exam lecture where the mentoring teacher and some other staff sit in class to test the student teacher's skills the guy told her shortly prior to class that he'd pranked her over the whole time so she wouldn't be embarassed during class in front of the staff members. She got a little mad but in the end took it with a sense of humour. I guess she felt bad that she was really the only person in the whole school to not know. The prank was well worth it as he only had to hold a presentation on some topic in economics for compensation.

Tl;dr Got a new student teacher and one guy faked that he was an exchange student who knew barely the language. Pulled it off for half a year and everyone in our school knew except her

Lee_Ogre_Growl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put a goat on the roof of the school

itsnotmine624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Got 3 cows a hung labels on them (1,2,4) took the to the second floor. Apparently they can go upstairs, but not downstairs easily. Also, where the fuck is cow #3...

djs9pd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of seniors spelled "03" in dead fish outside the principals office. By the time morning rolled around, the entire school smelled like a rotting lake.

ratinmybed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Locked everyone out of the school building, one person went out on the school's balcony dressed as the late Pope John Paul (he was still pope back then) and, doing an impression, gave a speech lambasting several teachers, then a few from the class threw water balloons onto the crowd of students and teachers.

Permission for all this was given by the principal, btw.

ticklemetanya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our year didn't do a prank because the year before us went so overboard that we could have never topped it. They took the goats from one of the kid's parent's farm and put them in the locker room and the bathrooms and any classroom or hallway they could get into....we are talking like 20-25 goats. They also filled the locker room with hay. Then they randomley trip wired tons of places. That part sucked. Tons of people fell before they found it all. So, we did no prank.

Ephilbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We arrived at our school property at night and proceeded to lift a heavy iron soccer goal on top of the room of the building, where we would drape a banner saying "XXXX Class Rules" or something to that effect. While we did that others when around with glass markers and marked up the windows to the classrooms from outside. We were giggling and running around the entire time, high on our own adolescence.

While we were doing this, we saw several pairs of head lights approaching the school. My first thought was, "Oh shit, the cops", which wouldn't have been that big of deal since we parked our cars out of the way and we could have easily have bailed, but then we noticed that headlights weren't your typical cop-car headlights. They were headlights to giant trucks and the trucks were revving really loudly. My next thought was, "Oh shit, The Rednecks".

They proceeded to do doughnuts in the front yard and pour liquid cow shit in front of every door. I watched in horror before me and most of my friends ran for it before the cops would even get the call to come. We left one friend on the roof with the soccer goal.

Good times.

Mad_Hatter_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TPing the school inside and out, washable spray paint on the inside Windows, and fishing line on the stairways. Then the "cool" kids came after most of the people left to add ~$3,000 worth of damage including broken lights, picture frames, ripping open lockers to rip books in half and throw TI-83+ calculators at the ground, discharging a fire extinguisher, and pulling a fire alarm to wrap it up.

DJB3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If I recall, most of us just went home early. I think some chick tried to organize something all by herself, but when she got outside and realized no one had done anything, it began to rain and she started crying. I do think going home early was a pretty good prank though.

nexusheli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe it was actually the class ahead of mine decided they'd put an amish buggy on the roof of the school (no horse).

VampyPoootyTang103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine stole a bunch of viagra pills from his dad and then we decided to take them and then wear sweatpants to school. There was 6 of us. Imagine high school students walking around with raging boners. None of the teachers said anything (probably because it was an akward and sensitive subject to talk about).

creepy_crepe_juggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was a sophomore when this happened but the seniors cemented a toilet to the principal's parking spot and took turns shitting into it. Legend has it that the janitors had to sledgehammer the shit-filled toilet in order to clean it up.

CatsOnTheKeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating

TheWholeDamnInternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was before Internet and e-mail were common (1997). We stole the school's letterhead and printed letters that the school would hand out condoms at the junior/ senior prom and sent it to all 2000 or so students' parents. Lots of phone calls and hilarity ensued.

teddyruxpinstarship ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released three chickens in the halls labeled 1, 2, and 4.

SoulofThesteppe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My year (2011), we threw alot of ping-pong balls in the main hallway. Suffice to say, alot of people tripped over 10k balls.

scrumtralecent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Three of us took some farmer grade fertilizer and wrote "Class of 2001" in two portions of the lawn on campus, and behind the field goal posts on the football field. Had smaller piles hoping for it to rain, but come Monday, no luck. Administration got freaked out thinking this was some terrorist attack and was talking of sending these pellets to some lab to make sure it wasn't anthrax or something. Thankfully our chemistry teacher took some, found it was full of nitrogen, and concluded it to just be fertilizer. High alert was taken off, one of my cohorts crumbled, snitched, and we got 8 hours community service. It did burn the grass, and best part was they tried to paint the grass green (an unsuccessful shade of green) behind the goal posts. Apparently the grass grew really green for quite a few years after as a reminder.

unthused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kind of counts, this wasn't a large organized prank at the actual school, but a friend and I shortly before graduation put on some grim-reaper-ish halloween costumes and had a mock seance at the grave of the dude our school was named after (graveyard a few miles down the road).

Police were called, we got charged with trespassing, had to do community service. Worth it!

bridge220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

This is probably too late and will be missed, but a class before mine filled a recessed courtyard with water and threw a couple of live hatchery King Salmon in there. The same year they also put a yellow VW Beetle on the roof.

Edit: Looks like this has gone unseen

CatsOnTheKeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was talk of a Senior Skip Day. The afternoon before it was supposed to happen, there was an intercom message from the Principal -

"I've heard that the Seniors are planning a Senior Skip Day for tomorrow. That's fine - you go ahead and skip. You will not walk at Graduation but you go right ahead and skip."

This was the same guy who gave a speech at our Baccalaureate about how someone in our class would be dead by the time the five year reunion came around so we should take the time to say goodbye before Graduation.

LickItAndSpreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty innocuous 'prank' of completely covering the floor with cups of water. As I recall, our class was pretty considerate of the janitorial staff and only covered areas with linoleum (no carpeted areas). We also helped the janitors clean it up once the prank was discovered and it caused sufficient disruption (blocking the stairs to the second floor).

I say we, but I completely forgot about the event and I was conspicuously absent (I think our class was under 200 people).

As an added bonus, when I was in college my pledge class for my fraternity came up with the same prank (without my input, I guess this is a common thing?) and also was considerate to do it only in areas with linoleum or tile. I couldn't make this up if I wanted to, but I also slept right through the activity and was really conspicuously absent because there were only about 10 of us.

fabreeeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We sprayed a a bunch of grass killer on the school's football field in the shape of a giant dick that was at least 40 yards long.

El_mochilero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We have a small courtyard in the middle of our school. One night, a group of guys snuck over the roof with a trampoline (in pieces). Not only did they reassemble it in the courtyard, but they JB Welded it together so it was impossible to take apart and couldn't fit out any of the doors. One of my last memories from high school was watching our douchebag assistant principal wailing on it with a crow bar.

koalaglue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had 3 floors. Right before the lunch bell, some of the jocks decided it would be funny to chain lock all the 3rd floor doors to the stairwells and release a shit ton on crickets and bugs on the 3rd floor. Apparently police got involved as this caused a serious fire hazard because there was no emergency exit from the 3rd floor. One got arrested. My school was pretty lame.

Maidenslayer3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class was fucked up. Took buckets of chicken blood, and balloons filled with chicken blood, and tossed them at the windows at night. Some kids wrote some weird shit on the windows in blood. It was a messed up time.

corvettehulk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put am old vw beetle in the lunchroom. All the seniors painted and sighed it

skydivingfoxes2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't part of this prank but it was my year anyway. Now the setup of the school was that there were two floors but one was partially underground and it was mostly taken up by locker rooms and the swimming pool. The Main floor was centered around the pool where you could look down into it from these huge windows, but there was a small ledge between the floors in that open space where they put all of the swimming trophies.

some kids in my class got a Janitor to let them in after hours claiming they were just going to get some stuff from the locker room and the Janitor just let them in and left after that so they had all the time in the world to plant buckets of colored chalk dust on the ledge. They had some sort of pulley system set up so they could dump the chalk all over everyone and they did it with fishing wire so everything was hidden to the untrained eye.

The last week of class there were a whole lot of pranks but that Thursday, we got to have a pool party if we didn't do senior skip day. Most of the class was in on the chalk but basically, the party was after hours and all of the faculty and administration was there as well when they pulled the chalk buckets across the room and different colored chalk got everywhere on everyone and dyed the pool. It was glorious and the administration hated us for it. 3 kids were expelled and 5 more didn't get to walk at graduation and our class had to come up with the money to pay for the pool cleaning costs.

TLDR: our class basically had the pool party version of the color run and everyone had to pay for the pool cleaning later.

Whynautilus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People sprayed "liquid ass" around the building randomly. Eh.

zbj6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I went all over town the week leading up to our prank taking all of the recycled paper (both loose leaf, copy paper and new paper, and shredded it up into the little diamond shapes. We totaled almost 400lbs of paper shreddings. We then dumped it all throughout the school. We also took close to 25 cans of tuna and placed them in the ceiling tiles (with the lids off).

Fairly immature, but we had already graduated and the rest of the school still had to take final exams still.

Machiavellist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We erected a jumping castle in the middle of the school yard and threw giant water balloons at anyone wanting to get into the school.
Sounds like a dick move in retrospect

tmotytmoty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

flipped over the D.A.R.E. car from operation prom.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class was only about 100 students so we all went to our school, Tee-pee'd it on the day before school, and half of us got detention and had to clean it up...

We also all came on the first day at like, 6 am to watch the sunrise on the school's field. However, our dickbag football coach locked the gates and threatened to give us more detention.

Overall, not great.

daaabirds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super glued every lock on the exterior of the building. Another person stole the wheels off the drivers-ed car and left clues to their whereabouts that the school actually had to follow in order to get them back.

antanith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Ours made a shirt with a goatse reference. Since we were class of '06, we had hands stretching the zero, and put ".cix" or "cx" (I can't remember which one now). Our mistake was putting hello.jpg on back of the shirt. One of the assistant principals looked through about 40 pages of google images until he apparently found what he was looking for.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:32 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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antanith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:30 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had to turn in our shirts or risk suspension. A few of the people, I shit you not, burned their shirts and gave the asst. principal a jar of the ashes. One person got the last laugh, as he had 2 shirts, and he wore it when we did our senior panorama photo.

nyarrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but a few years above me... At our school we had a large courtyard with a concrete amphitheater in it. There were some drains in the bottom to keep it from filling with water when it rained.

The seniors converted it into a swimming pool. They plugged the drains, filled it with water, put out floaty toys, put on their swimsuits, and swam around in it for an hour. The school staff just stood around and chilled with everyone else. As far as I know, there were no repercussions.

My class was a bit less creative - we did a senior ditch day instead of a senior prank. Most everyone went to tube down a local river. It was well enough known that the principal tool the day off and floated down the river with everyone else...

Maxyman12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in a rural area so lots of farms. We got one of the farm kids to bring in 3 pigs in his truck. Then we painted 1,2 and 4 on the pigs and set them loose. The school was HUGE so they spent a week looking for the imaginary pig. They wouldn't believe us when we said there was only 3 pigs.

WowUsernameMuchKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They just made a huge dog pile in the hallway. Just a fire hazard. We sucked

Historys_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My older brothers grade put a cow on the top floor of our school. The wall of the top floor had to be destroyed and a crane was used to get the cow down.

michael85o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank day was canceled by administration. They had a list of suitable pranks for us to do and if we did anything else we would not be able to walk

doctorcoktor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

u/d0m1n1cs u/navigger did we do a senior prank?

korgothwashere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here ya go.

You're doing better than this post did three years ago OP...which was better than the ones that were posted a year ago, and a 11 months ago, and 9 months ago...and 4 months ago...and 2 months ago...

Legosheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was very mediocre because the year before us made a joke at the Headmaster's expense which he was not amused with. They put a blow up doll on his lawn with a sign saying something along the lines of "Here's a secretary who wont mind your advances" and she was sat behind a desk they dragged out.

But the best prank was before I went there. Along with a bunch of other side pranks, some students spread weed killer on the grass on the far field (across a road so it's normally only used for PE or sports, which there wasn't any more of for that year). They drew a massive penis and no-one noticed until a few weeks later, a helicopter took photos of it from above and everyone realised what it was.

cr4nk8r0ther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

At our school the whole last week befor the finals is party time. Every day has another motto and everyone of the senior class dresses up . In the breaks everyone is drinking beer and stuff. The last day of school usually starts with the senior class wearing anonymus masks and closing the whole school down, playing loud music and let the teachers play games against each other (the whole time drinking a Lot of alcohol is involved). After that we rent a traktor or sth. like that, running around town and blasting loud music through speakers. It's so fun. (I'm from Germany btw.)

RiseTheDonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most of the year of the school took as many chairs out of every class room (A fairly small school of 150 people per year) and we put all the chairs on the roof of the history block, which had no roof access apart from how we got up there on the shed next to it. It was great when all the teacher saw they kicked off as the english and maths classes had no chairs for the last day!

WhatWouldAsmodeusDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a tradition to throw a toilet into our physics teacher's yard. I decided to up the game by bringing the toilet to the school, taking all of his chairs, and leaving it set up in front of his computer. He used it for half the day until it tipped over and broke. Don't worry, it was empty. I'm still surprised the school cop didn't say anything as he watched me and a couple friends carry this toilet into school, but then busted some girls writing on the sidewalk with chalk which led to them not being allowed to walk at graduation.

t3hwookie90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We "borrowed" a big boy statue from a closed restaurant and placed it on top of the roof at the high school. Totally harmless but seeing the principles reaction and subsequent PA about it made for a day full of laughs.

The senior class that followed mine thought it would be a good idea to take out all of the lug nuts on the principles tires and place them on his windshield. A few students got expelled for that one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remember the Harlem shake? Well a large group of seniors (20+) After school went into a unused room and recorded their video which involved a duck and an all around mess each one of them lost their scholars. I'm not sure if they ever got them back but it was a huge thing.

MariaCamilla92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was the year before me, but... Post-Its. Post-It's EVERYWHERE. They coated every single hallway wall. It was incredible.

BaronTatersworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The biology teacher (great lady. HI, MRS. SHOO!) had a gigantic collection of stuffed frogs. We took ALL of them. Hid them away. The next day, we left a magazine-clipping ransom not demanding 1,000,000 dollars in unmarked bills and an A+ for every senior. She was not amused and responded by stating that she didn't negotiate with terrorists.

The next day, she received a polaroid of one of her favorite frogs, 'bound, gagged, and blindfolded', holding that day's newspaper. She remained steadfast.

The next day, we "mailed" her a 'final warning', made from more cut-out magazine print, and accompanied by the SEVERED FOOT OF A NEW FROG WE BOUGHT WHICH WAS NEARLY IDENTICAL TO HER FAVORITE. She started to look like she might actually cry and we immediately returned them, including new extraones we got as gifts.

Good times.

fake450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was oddly built, and there was one hallway that about half the school had to pass through one hallway, which narrowed to about 3 people wide in the middle.

The plan: go in at night, build a wall in that hallway, and install one slightly-smaller-than-average door in the wall.

chimoko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On our last night we planted a tree about 4 meters tall in the ninth graders courtyard. This was 12 years ago and to this day its still there.

Wikkitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone brought 2 chickens to school. Labeled one "#1" and the other "#3."

They searched everywhere for #2

Badluckdittman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a senior now, the plan we currently have is buying several chickens (rural town, chickens are fairly easy to get ahold of) and simply release them in the school, and watch the chaos unfold.

Sgt_Shitlick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a kid in our class that did basically whatever you told him to do. Nobody wanted to get in trouble doing a prank so some people told this kid to piss all over some library books in the library. He did it, never got caught. Nobody said anything, so I don't know if people are reading the piss books or not. Jump 6 years ahead into the future (present 2016) and the kid just got in trouble for stabbing someone at a Taco Bell. He also made a hit list back in high school so hopefully he's where he belongs now.

dondonfit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some idiot burned down the rock wall that was just built a year before. Way to go, douche. You know who you are.

wurm2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't involved in it but some guys in my class played Porn audio over the PA system.

Pillsy74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have a senior prank, per se, but we did a few things as seniors. This was 1991.

So, we were a little Bob Ross obsessed. We also had a technology teacher that kind of looked like him (big light brown afro, full beard, etc.). My friend somehow got an announcement read in the beginning of the day to see Mr. Ross in room 613 (this teacher's room) for a new Joy of Painting club.

We then got our hands on some 3"x4" labels, each took a code name that was one of his colors (I was Midnight Blue), and put labels all around the school with sayings like "This wall is Van Dyke Brown with a touch of Titanium White". Also, as this was the Bo Jackson Nike era, things like "Bob knows Alizeran Crimson". Never got caught. We'd sign each label with the initials of our colors. We were initially 4 or 5, and grew to about 10 or so doing it, everyone with an assigned code name.

We also had a senior cut day, which was traditionally either the Friday before or after Memorial Day (don't remember which) where the majority of the class would just go to the beach - we're on Long Island. Not sanctioned, but, as it was a tradition, everyone knew about it.

TerraShockwave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember someone broke eggs all up and down 2 of the three staircases our school used to get to the second floor. Then, they added gravel and glitter to make it incredibly hard to remove. They used school colors, which was nice. However, considering it was the last two testing days and there were close to 2000 students in the school, and that meant close to 1000 students had to walk up and down one staircase all day. They basically just caused a massive traffic jam

arbitrary_aardvark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party, but our school had just expanded and repaved the entire parking lot, so (using what was supposed to be a water soluble paint) we painted handicap markers on every single parking spot. Well someone fucked up, and it never washed off. The school agreed that it was hilarious so nobody got punished

NuklearAngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were banned from senior pranks due to our all boys school and the local all girls school merging, which meant there would be girls and their families coming to visit on muck-up day.
Some absolute hero painted the new schools motto, "Shine", in 30ft high letters on the main playground, making it very visable from about half of the classrooms. The janitors tried to do something about it, but when I got in at 8:30am they'd only managed to smudge the top of the S, and when I left at 4pm it was mostly gone but could still be made out.

Previous ones I was there for also included:
Laxatives in the OJ in the cafeteria
Chickens painted with 1, 2, and 4 released into the school (we had quite a few farmers kids, so it wasn't like they were hard to get hold of)
Turning an entire wing of the school upside down (including posters etc in the halls, desks, chairs, cabinets, the whole lot.)
"Breaking into" one of the Latin classes through the window and kidnapping the teacher.
Putting an ad selling the school in the local paper, listing one of the teachers as the contact.
Moving all the teachers cars into the parent's parking - done by the rugby team during practice, so they could recruit the year below as well to help out.
Finally, collecting all the year 7's together at lunchtime for a fake assembly, getting them to hand in their (nearly identical) locker keys with little name tags on, then taking off the nametags, dumping all the keys in a bucket, and telling them their next lesson starts in 10 minutes so they'd better start trying keys if they wanted their books.

fuzzy_pear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was no formal plan for a senior prank, so the popular kids broke in and trashed the memorial garden for a student that had been killed in a shooting the year before. This included a bench with a plaque in his honor. He was a very well loved guy, too. I still don't understand why anyone thought this was a good idea.

The senior class became very hostile towards one another after that.

scribbleducks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We printed out pictures of Nic Cage's face and put them over all of the clocks

nickleon44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am a senior right now and the prank has not happened yet!

We do have a master key to the entire campus that my friend found... Anyone have any good ideas?

AlmightyMegatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We just took extra senior skip days.....really a win win situation

thrashglam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were supposed to bring a bunch of sand into the school but the principal vetoed that so we all ended up breaking out of class and doing a conga line throughout the school. It was fun at the time but now I look back on it and it was kind of lame.

TuDislexikReditr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For my senior prank I didn't do any of my chores or cook my little brother dinner.

I was home schooled.

Lliizzaarrddd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an outdoor campus with open halls and display cases at the end of each hall. For our senior prank we caulked all of the display cases and filled them with live fish. The administration wasn't even that mad. I'd like to think all of the fish went to great homes that night...

demencia89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cut the filter out of a cigarette, and plug it to the fuse of a loud firecracker, turn on the cigarette behind a toilet and wait for it to blow after five minutes when we were all sitting in the classroom looking innocent af.

amandalax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was a freshman as my brother was a senior and preparing to graduate. This is in the southern US so fishing, hunting, etc. is a big thing. My dad has 2-3 chum buckets going at all times for off-shore fishing - ones that have been through hundreds of days of heating up and cooling down, effectively making the smell of just a drop vomit-inducing. He and a few of his friends went to the school at night and strategically placed small cupfuls of the chum in various corners of the school - all outdoors. Bummer is that they were actually caught. But the next day at school (and actually, for almost the next two weeks) the smell was completely unbearable and at one point one wing of the school was shut down because of the smell.

I heard multiple rumors, of kids in all grades, that someone had hauled a port-a-potty up the stairwell at the exterior of the school and pushed it down (?) and that that was the reasoning for the smell.

Quailman69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My buddy dropped about 500-1000 crickets on the busiest hallway at our school. It was serious mayhem.

dahli_impala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took buckets of paint, dipped our old shoes in them and walked all around the campus, including railings, walls, and any ceilings we could reach.

It ended up looking like Billy's travels from the Family Circus comic...

squeege222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not senior year but 8th grade. Two of my friends, we'll call the Brad and Connor got the school's credit card information and Brad decides to order 300 pizzas and 100 bottles of soda from Domino's. They deliver 95 of which a few hours later. Brad only had to pay for the pizzas and felt no punishment other than that. Connor on the other hand, supposedly bought a baby elephant from South Africa. Dont know what happened there.

beholder95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school had a courtyard in the middle and My friends and filled it with 1,000s of balloons. We also placed signs on the windows asking if students could guess how many balloons were in the courtyard and that this contest was sponsored by the math department.

Custodians actually waited for math dept chair to arrive and questioned her as to who told her she could conduct such a context. She had to break the news to them it was a prank and it took them hours to pop them all. Bonus was that one of the custodians (the one we didn't like) was allergic to latex and his hands blew up like the proverbial balloon after handling so many.

hokeyphenokey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got a cow from one of the kid's uncle's farm. Brought it to school late one night and walked him up the stairs. Cows don't walk down stairs.

VaginalOdour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I go to a military college. Apparently last year the seniors bought a live chicken and threw it into our squadron leader's room window right before the commandant's inspection.

PancakesaurusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't remember if this was supposed to be our senior prank, or the guys before my grade, but someone planned to spread honey or some other weird liquid over the floors of the school as the prank. My principals were all extremely 100% against pranks and had policemen and other security everywhere during the final days to make sure nobody even looked like they were having a bit of fun, so I heard the guys failed and got in trouble. If the honey guys weren't us, then I'm sure our grade didn't even bother to attempt a prank because of the insane amount of security and risk of either losing graduation privileges or being expelled. Nobody wanted to be on a police record and have the shame of explaining to their parents that they got held back for another year on the last week of school.

I also remember the year before me had a flash mob going on, but they had to pre approve it with the principal and they stripped it down to the bare minimum of things you could get away with with the one funny thing this guy was doing being timed to only specifically last for 5 seconds.

My high school was awful.

gotohell08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior prank, but this did happen while I was going to school:

They filled up this "plaza", which was named River Eddie, with water. The water was about 5 feet deep and people could swim in it. They brought lawn chairs, a pool slide, a DJ, a BBQ, and other food, all at 4 o'clock in the morning.

The fire department ended up coming to school later in the afternoon to vacuum the water out of the plaza.

In addition to that, since there is always a big deal about kids not parking in the staff parking lot, the students parked their cars bumper to bumper AROUND the staff parking lot. The staff answered by parking in their lot.

This year's was rather sad. The kids stacked tired around the flag pole (like putting a rind around a stick)... it was lame-o in comparison.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I stole tongs from the cafeteria almost every other day once I realized they weren't noticing EVEN THOUGH the tongs would always be on my tray right in the open. The last day of school I snuck my horde of tongs one-by-one into random spots where tongs do not belong, BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

30_Character_Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I applaude you, sir.

dogpersonwithacat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating.

NotMyBestUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely nothing.

There's was a ton of talk about a secret plan for a senior prank. Everyone knew something was in the works but no one knew any details. Then, the whole school spent a week on the edge of their seat waiting for something, anything to happen.

I come from a lazier generation...

kowalofjericho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Using a team of about 25 people , we cemented a cinderblock barrier in front of every parking lot entrance, built a 6 foot tall cinderblock wall in front of the main doors, and chained and padlocked every other door for good measure. Also, this was in the middle of a very urban area.

Jawn78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

We took an 87 Camaro that we were rebuilding in shop class and carried it up a few flights of stairs, engine and all. Parallel parked it butt up against the main doors. article

For those of you wondering the story behind this. We had a shop teacher that was a known hard ass. We were taking the camaro and putting it onto a 4x4 frame. Half way through the project the school scrapped it. They feared a bunch of highschool seniors with a monster truck covered in school spirit. Next thing I know we have a group of 30 guys... and then I am talking to my principle in handcuffs at 3am trying to explain why the front steps were demolished by a car being towed from the top stoop....on a school night of all things.

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IAmProbablyMad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hot Dogs covered with condoms, splattered with ketchup and mustard thrown all around the halls. Bloody tampons in the bathrooms, syrup squirted all over the lockers and doors. Porto-Pottys wrapped in toilet papers blocking all the entrances. Some people were charged with vandalism.

loabnincognito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend and I spray painted our grad year on the pitched roof of the local RCMP (police) detachment. Someone at school overheard us talking about it and turned us in to the administration so we were suspended and forced to clean it up.

A group of our friends didn't like that we got in trouble so they took a jerry can of gas to the school, poured it out in the shape of our grad year and lit that fucker up. From what I hear the school almost caught on fire, which would have been insane because a section of it had burned down three years prior after a student set it on fire.

No one was ever caught for that.

Parishyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some idiots spray painted penises and swastikas all over our school.so we couldn't have a senior prank.thanks douchbags....

Quite_Shade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We almost didn't get to do a prank my senior year. A few people from the class before us decided to do their own prank because they didn't like the planned one. They snuck into the school at night (small town low security) and did some pretty shorty things. They silly stringed the cameras first, and then the rubbed deer urine on the stairs railings. They brought in birds guinea pigs and other small animals and let them loose in the school proper as well as the air vents ( we could smell dead animals for months) they rubbed manure on all of the door handles and on lockers. So my year we were told that anything we wanted to do had to be approved by the dean otherwise everyone involved would be suspended. Lucky he was retiring that year and let us do some pretty OK pranks. We had a cuddle puddle in the hallway so people couldn't walk down it, as well as a "marathon" through the hallways that the Dean participated in.

Foresyght ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I lived up in Northwestern Colorado during high school, and as such it snowed a LOT. For our senior prank we decided to make sure we had a snow day. All of us senior boys met up at the school around midnight on a Thursday night. We even had one of the guys bring his dad's CAT with a snow plow. 25 of us spent about 3 hours that night piling and then packing snow in front of every single door. Once there was a solid 4 feet high and about 5 feet deep mound in front of each door, we poured water on top of each pile to freeze the top solid. Took about 30 buckets to freeze them all. The only unfortunate thing is that it turned out that there was a night janitor that was still in the building when we started and we blocked him in. Luckily he thought that the prank was hilarious and didn't do anything to stop us. The next morning we all received an e-mail that said school would not start until noon as they needed to do some "snow removal." It took them most of the day, and I ended up only having to go to one class. When the principal looked through the security camera feeds and figured out who all was involved, we were all assigned an after school clean up day as punishment. TOTALLY worth it for the prank.

yoursudentloans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of us got tshirts printed out that said "Bla Bla High School State Penitentiary" stood in the student parking lit handing them out to everyone, and an hour before school got out for spring break, the entire class jail broke and ran for it. The cops kinda just got out of the way

Saxon2060 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The "class clown" put fish down the backs of the radiators, not on the last day though because he's a fucking idiot. And we all had to deal with the stink and it was very obvious where it was emanating from and the school cleaned it up very quickly.

Everyone was all "oh, he's soooo funny! Fish! In the radiators!"

Yeah, it stunk for a few hours of the school day, wasn't funny. What a bellend.

PeruvianHeadshrinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my class, but a previous class few years before managed to get a VW bug on top of one of the low roofed buildings.

Bob_Sconce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 kids from my senior class squirted superglue into all the locks of the classrooms.

They were caught. Not really a good prank. Luckily, superglue dissolves in acetone and they didn't have to pay for 50 new locks. They were suspended, though.

AuroraHalsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We'll be leaving this year, so there'll probably be something interesting.

The year before last, the upper 6th let loose chickens in the corridors. Was rather amusing.

Last year, they hid pictures of Ainsley Harriott all over the place. In one of the biology labs, there's a picture of his face inside a display on sun flowers.

pooridge420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The seniors of my class were going to cover the entirety of the indoor sections of school with toilet paper, but the principal ( a huge dick) threatened to postpone graduation unless they did a "school approved" prank of writing on the sidewalks with chalk. Worst. Prank. Ever.

Carl_GordonJenkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My buddy had constructed a huge Eiffel Tower for our prom (Springtime in Paris was the theme). We put that on top of the school. The other thing was, there was a Senior Parking Lot for us (plus perfect attendance people, etc.). On the last day all the seniors parked on the road so there were no spots for the other students, making probably 1/4 of the school late for their first class.

RobCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a boarding school for high school, however I lived in the area so I still lived at home (known as a day student). There are a lot of old, funny traditions at my school, one of which is for some of the grad students each year to streak through campus and touch the entrances to every single boarding house (there is about few hundred of acres of campus, and I think about 7 or 8 houses spread all over campus.

So it is exam week and some of my buddies and I all decide that we want to do the "Ondaatje Run" as it is known. We had the last exam being written - it was on a thursday morning. So thursday afternoon one of my friends has most of the graduating class over to his house on the lake for a year end party - started drinking at about 2 in the afternoon. It was a great way to end the year.

By 1 in the morning the boarders had all gone back to the school to meet curfew, and it was just the guys who wanted to do the Ondaatje Run. So we finish off our drinks - we were all pretty drunk at this point - and walked to the school. Just off of campus we stripped down and left our clothes on the side of the road. We snuck on to campus (there is campus security, and their especially vigilant on this night because of the Ondaatje Run - it is discouraged strongly by the school) and made it through the first 5 houses safely. But as we were approaching the last house, the security guard spotted us (it was an overweight woman on watch that night) and tried to give chase, however we were all highschool boys ranging from reasonably fit to Tier 1 athletes so we got away. We were just across the highway, off campus, at this point and the security guard was still looking for us. We weren't about to give up though. So we got back on campus, but quickly got split up by the guard. We found out later that we all eventually touched the last house, but the escape story is the best part.

They finally decided to call the cops on us for some reason, so I was crawling around in prone positing through the woods avoiding the cops (lots of scratches in unwanted spots later that night). They had their headlights on and were combing the woods very close to me, but I managed to get away. On a side note, at one point they were telling us over the megaphone that if we didn't come out of hiding soon, they were going to call the dogs on us. I managed to get away though, and met up with one of my friends where we dropped our clothes.

It was about 4 in the morning by this point, and it was too dark to see whose clothes were whose, so I just grabbed some random shorts and we set off walking. It's only about a 10 minute walk from there to my friends house where we had been partying, but the cops were searching the road so we couldn't go the normal way. So him and I set off down the dark road hopefully towards the lake that we knew his cottage was on. We got to the end of the road, had to trespass and hop an electric fence to get into the lake, and then had to swim a kilometer (0.6 miles) back to his house. I cut myself a few times on zebra mussels on the way back. Finally got back to his house around 6 in the morning and re grouped with the rest of the guys, laughed, and discussed each of our individual stories.

I went to sleep at about 7 in the morning, woke up at 9, borrowed clothes from somebody, walked to the school hungover and tired, and wrote the final exam for my online English course (it had to be proctored by one of my teachers). I got 90% on that exam.

TL;DR Drank, streaked through my school, escaped the cops and their dogs, swam a kilometer, wrote an exam and got 90%. Best night of my high school life.

nsfender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody in our class pulled up the bottom of the S in the hedges out in front of the school that spelled THS so that they spelled THC.

Silent_Sky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put campaign posters for Richard Nixon all over the school...in 2009.

Taaaaaaaannnnnnnner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We crushed deer piss capsules and stuck them in all the air vents

dfunny990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small school (19 graduating class). One girl in our class was the principal's daughter. She snagged a key to the library and we spent a night re-organizing the library by color. It looked like a giant rainbow. We made a night of it, ordered pizza, soda, the whole shebang. Our librarian was PISSED, but she was also kind of a bitch. Good times.

sable-king ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gonna share a few different ones I've seen/heard of since mine was bullshit.

  • Class above us clogged the bathroom sinks and filled half of them with water and actual live goldfish, and the other half with milk and cereal.

  • Class two above us poured baby oil through the halls.

  • My dad's senior class in the middle of the night soaked toothpicks in super glue and jammed them into the keyholes of all the doors that led inside the school. They had to call 3 different locksmiths just to get it done in under 2 hours.

RayK47MDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but a class ahead of me had the best prank I've ever seen. My school was off a pretty busy road and had a huge indoor swimming pool. The kind that had a huge dome that you could see tower over the school. The senior class went into the school one night, climbed to the roof, and painted a huge cock and balls on the roof with class of 200?. It was pretty epic and stayed on the roof for a few months after. Instead of fixing it all right away, they painted the head of it white, and added balls on the other side to make it look like a dogbone. A few months later they finally repainted the entire roof, but everyone that drove by our school during that time got to see the senior prank.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We rented two portapotties and set them up on the front lawn. Then we draped a school pride banner between them.

ScenicFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We inflated sex dolls and penis shaped balloons with helium and floated them to the ceiling of the main atrium. They were up there for days

Taaaaaaaannnnnnnner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One year our school made us get student ID's for absolutely no reason at all. Like seriously they were useless and we had no idea why we had them. So near the end of the year we stole all the chairs in the lunchroom and stacked them up behind our table (we sat near the corner). If you wanted to have a place to sit at lunch, you had to show us your student ID to gain access to a chair. Most people ended up just sitting on the floor or standing up at lunch because no one still had their ID's

chezmiester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did this Sophomore year, but I made a fake twitter page of my school and said we're getting out early. The I's and l's are incredibly similar

statedog11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put down a shit ton of tarp and made a slip-n-slide in the hallways on our last day. We got sent home early.

jckjes7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When our senior year started, every student whose family had a riding lawn mower (and got parental permission) towed their lawn mowers to a fellow student's house who lived about a block from the school. Then we decided on a day, and we all rode riding lawn mowers to school instead of our cars and even parked them in our designated parking spot. Our principal didn't find this amusing, and he had a talk with the entire class.

Fast forward to the spring, and we got the idea of going to a costume shop. We all randomly dressed up as farm animals for a day. Most of us didn't last past lunch because of "dress code" and such. This also prompted another sit down with the threat that we would not receive our diplomas if our antics continued.

gruffity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fortunately didn't have one because I'm British dohohohohohohohoho

cartmancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I grew up in Phoenix. One time, my Sophomore year, we drove a truck load of snow back to Phoenix and had snowball fights with surprised friends in their front yards. We had planned to dump a bunch of snow in the front of the school our Senior year, but never did. I suppose that doesn't count as a prank, but do I get points for creativity?

mackay92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We would have been arrested and charged with something if we actually pulled a traditional "prank," so a bunch of people decided to do a "flash mob" or something in the gym lobby.

Lame as fuck.

gratefulyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school required us to buy master locks for our gym lockers. But they had to be purchased in the school shop (overpriced of course). So as revenge, I got all the seniors to put our locks on the freshman lockers when we cleaned out our gym lockers! Worked pretty well, pissed off the faculty, and was hilarious!

Levlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The class ahead of mine tried to do the thing where they released three chickens labeled 1,2, and 4 into the school. It went so badly though - people trying to catch one of the chickens accidentally broke its leg, so this poor creature ended up flapping around the school in pain until someone was able to get it and bring it to a vet.
After that my class was threatened with expulsion of we did any sort of senior prank.

InfiniteZr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really stupid
Was supposed to be all the students leave their phones in their locker and have the alarm go off at like 2pm or something.
The funny thing is only like a dozen students did it, and they had their phones taken out of their locker by staff and had to get lectured by the vice principal after school to get them back.

ontario86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class put super glue in all the locks around the school so that when you stuck a key in to unlock the door it got stuck, pretty fucked up we caused like upwards of $1,600 in damages not cool

PLAYBoxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were only able to line the stairs with cups of water or else they were going to press charges... We literally had to confirm our prank with them, it was some BUUUULLLLSHIIIIIT.

FeaturingDark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was some aquamarine type shit. The statue in the courtyard? Covered by fucking whales. Whale pictures everywhere. The website was changed to a whale theme (almost got my friend expelled, too) and requests were sent to change the mascot to a whale.

TreebeardEntShepard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom was a teacher at the high school I attended. Needless to say, I stole her key card to the building and threw a paper bag of my own shit in one of the airway ducts. A whole wing of the school smelled like shit for 3 days before it was figured out and cleaned up. Do I feel bad? In hindsight, kinda, but that was the moment I truly hit my stride in life.

Sheogorath_gstj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought a whole bunch of 7foot tall, inflatable penis baloons and tied them with fishing line to a bunch of trees. Then we tied fishing line in the halls to inhibit movement.

Also, spread paintballs EVERYWHERE without actually breaking them

cuboid10824 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a senior yet, but something something truckload of dish detergent something something fountain something something pool.

RHYTHM_GMZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seniors last year did that here lol

BluPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably late, but all the seniors got all the benches in the school and created a Great Wall of benches that blocked that separated the art and science centers from the rest of the school. It was a really big wall of benches that was duck taped together... then I found a trash can in a palm tree..

Stumpynuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, so my dad was the principal at our school, making things a bit interesting for our senior prank. I was a goofball, and at the time there was quite a bit of controversy with the school faculty taking away kid's cell phones. If they saw a cell phone out in the open, they had the right to take it. Even between classes. The rule was, if the cell phone is in your locker, you won't have it taken. Being the common teenage smartass I was, I decided to tell everyone to lock their cell phones in their locker and set an alarm for 2pm that day. Two hours past noon hits, and all of a sudden, all you can hear is buzzing and annoying ass ringtones going off in the hallways. It was so loud teachers couldn't teach, and began pointing fingers around at students to try to find who was responsible for ~180 cell phones ringing, and tried to get them suspended. The best part, is that my name popped up, the teachers reported it to administration (my dad), and he laughed at them, claiming it was about the most laid-back senior prank that could happen. Haha, thanks dad.

gameboy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't really end up doing one, or if we did it was such a flop I never heard about it.

A past class apparently swapped the mascot statue things of our school and our our rival school. I also heard about a past class doing something with a cow.

The_RESINator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of kids threw bleach filled water balloons into the main hallway as school was getting out. No one was hurt but a bunch of clothing was ruined. No idea what happened to the guys that did it.

kaiserberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and 3 friends at 2 AM drove up to our school on a Sunday night. There were 4 separate parking lots for the students. 2 Paved lots for the lucky seniors and juniors, 1 dirt lot for the seniors , and 1 dirt lot only for juniors. The Senior lot had an entrance and an exit while the junior lot only had 1 way in.

We parked about a mile away and had to hide from the few cars of traffic that were on the road. We all brought shovels and began our dig. We dug a trench about 2-3 car lengths long and wide enough where a tire could not roll across. The trench was deep enough to lay down in which we did when there were cars. We had 1 spotter and 3 diggers. This took about 2 hours to complete since the dirt was compact from the cars driving over it every weekday.

The next morning there was a traffic jam that some friends said it took them 3 hours to get to school. They had to use the bus loading zone to park cars. I had gotten to school early that day because I knew what chaos was about to happen. In first period only half the students were in class.

Eventually someone ratted and we were suspended for 10 days but it was well worth the legend of that prank. Still talked about to this day. I had younger brothers who said they still talk about that prank.

TL:DR Dug a trench blocking off a parking lot. Caused people to be 3 hours late to school. Someone ratted.

Hepatat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were unfortunately caught before we could do it, but we did have a good one in mind. I was dating a girl who lived on a goat farm which needless to say produced an immense amount of manure. We were going to take bags of it and block all of the entrances into he school and write out "Class of '08 is the shit!" on the front lawn.

AgingAluminiumFoetus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 pigs in school, with the numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 written on a tag.

piki112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh boy, our year was a cluster fuck

We covered entire hallways in baby oil

Put condoms (half used) on door handles

Covered railings in vaseline

Waited outside the main doors and pelted kids with eggs and water balloons (All fun and games until one kid hit a cop)

And I think one kid brought rats and let them out in school.

I wasn't a part of any of it, and in hindsight I'm not seeing why they did it..

Bartian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pizza delivery to student sitting for graduation. Tried to present to principal but was confiscated to chorus of boos just prior to taking stage

Piepounding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was really tame. This was 1998 and I attended a parochial high school. We had dress codes: boys wore dress pants with oxford shirt or school polo. Girls wore school skirts with the same choice for tops. They were *very adiment about the dress code, to the point where we would be late for class because a corner of our shirt wasn't tucked in. Any way, guys found a girl partner to switch bottoms with so guys wore skirts and girls, pants. Everyone got a good laugh.

PrivateCaboose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your field might want to go get one of its testicles checked out.

KeFFFF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

it was the night before graduation and some students held a senior dinner. I was going to use that time to share my plan with some friends. i stayed up all night the night before to write a blue print. that night at the senior dinner i decided to show a few friends my plan but unfortunately made the mistake of sharing my plan with the wrong people more on that later.

After dinner i needed a few things blow up doll

blow up pig

a picture of our principle and security guard with their mouth photo shopped open

saran wrap

duct tape

and bolt cutters.

i got everything i needed took my 2 buddies with me we climbed the fence by the baseball field which was behind the school since the camera were posted in the front. i wanted to get the stupid golf cart the security guards drive around pull it out put the security guards face on the blow up pig and the principles face on the blow up dolls face saran wrap the crap out of it and spray paint our graduating class' year on it.

once we arrived on the scene the golf cart was gone! but my buddy suggested we get the athletic cart called the gator but it was back by the baseball field. We made our way back and right as we were about to cut the bolt all 3 of us got like 50 texts in literally 5 seconds saying "GET OUT OF THERE" i was like wtf??? as my buddy goes to cut the bolt we see the emergency lights start to turn on one by one as someone inches closer to us......we dont cut the bolt and hide behind the shack that houses the gator. We keep receiving texts after texts and as were hiding we can hear a bunch of people walking around the track flashing their lights around looking for us i presume.

i swear i peeked around the shack and the light hit my face at that moment i was like shit...they caught us...but as i was about to give myself up they started to walk away as they walked towards the school and away from us we took this opportunity to book it. Climbed over the fence and my then GF picked us up. i asked WTF happened and it turns out my buddies dumb ass gf told the people looking for us that we were at the school, apparently they got pulled over and panicked and told the whole god damn plan. i originally posted 4 girls in strategic locations 2 in one spot and my then gf and our friend in one spot. Long story short its been years later and i still have that blow up doll somewhere

TL:DR- told the wrong people about my prank

squidwardtentickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Python: $50 Animal control: $200 The reaction: Priceless

45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We printed and sold t-shirts that said "Senior Prank Security". We wound up selling something like 200 of them. We took the money we made off of that and bought 10,000 crickets.

We got everyone to wear those shirts on the same day so they couldn't identify us by our clothes, and then we came in half way through first block and released the crickets.

We also bought 500 bouncy balls and handed them our principal when we walked at graduation.

j4kefr0mstat3farm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone put a lobster in the girls' bathroom. Our class wasn't very inventive. The class two years ahead of me (2009) put a Christmas tree on the roof in December and at the end of the year printed out 2009 photos of our principal on his prom night from 1977 and put them all around the school.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At a local highschool, (not mine), they went into a stair well, and siliconed and sealed all the lower doors and windows. They took a fire hose from the second floor, and flooded the stair well.

It made a swimming pool around 15 feet deep

PinderJump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal had these orange pair of pants that were ugly af but wore at least three times a week. So we secretly took a photo of her in the pants, photoshopped her into "Orange Is The New Black" photo and printed 100+ copies and put them all over the lockers. Also every student wore orange pants.

BenjieJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A large group of seniors in one of our math classes ended up starting to respond to any question with an answer of 72, she ended up hating it with a passion and for the rest of the year avoiding making any question have an answer of 72.

So for an entire week we got around 8000-9000 sticky notes and split up the work between us to write 72 on each single post it note. Then one day when she was on lunch duty we got one of the other teachers to let us into her room and we covered the entire room (inside her textbooks and desk drawers and filing cabinet Inc.) In the post it notes we all had made up.

When she got back at the end of lunch we all heard her scream from down the hall, took her the next two periods with her classes to take them all down. Best part is that I'm pretty sure she's still finding them in her lesson book every now and then!

Pretty tame for a prank but it was funny to us none the less!

bungalow-basher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put zip ties on the freshmen lockers. We also filled the VP's office with balloons and packing peanuts.

Jsdestroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hasn't happened yet, but we are planning to take 3 cows to the second floor of our school. We will also paint them 1,2, and 4. As far as I know cows don't walk down stairs and also they will be looking for 3 for a long time.

owlwithakeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've got two. One was done by my graduating, class, one was done TO another graduating class at the same school.

My senior year someone literally wrapped a car around the flagpole. These dedicated sons of bitches bought a beater off of Craigslist, removed all the non-essential components, sawed the thing in half and either taped or welded it around the flagpole out in front of my high school. They'd wrapped the pole beforehand so it wasn't even scratched. The administration had no idea how to react.

And then a few years later some assholes from another area school did this. They got caught and apparently faced charges. Still pretty funny, considering my school was 'the hoity-toity' school.

Tickle_Tock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years ago some seniors set 4 chickens loose on the grounds numbered 1,2,3 and 5. The teachers spent ALL DAY looking for the non-existant number 4.

drhouseeatinganapkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2011, all seniors performed a walk-out at 3rd period to the football field to play a giant game of duck-duck-goose. The principal was pissed but all the teachers thought it was inventive and no one got hurt. School police liaison was sent out to come get us and corral us back into the school but ended up playing.

ArAyEf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of us cemented 07 into our school courtyard. We would've got away with it too, if not for those meddling kids. Actually, someone decided to put the empty cement bags in our Principals driveway, so he came to school knowing something was up. We all got caught and had minor punishments, totally worth it.

http://imgur.com/KLiTETA

Gimmil_walruslord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of the preppy people decided that they wanted to get the seniors to take a nap in a hallway. It was lame, I didn't partake but they were all worried about getting to class on time because they were doing it during the passing period. Some people tried setting up a tent, I just went to class. I'm pretty sure it was so lame that even if you walked into class late from it the teachers would have excused you out of pity or given you a detention because of how lame it was not because of being tardy.

Snoozar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inb4 TIFU by unscrewing random screws throughout my entire school.

QuagganBorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We've done many things at my school. Hired a brick layer to brick up the staff room door, burnt a dick into the cricket square, released chicken 1 chicken 2 and chicken 4 into our school. (they spent the entire day searching for the nonexistent chicken 3) also made a castle out of all the library books. Thinking about putting stinkbomb liquid into the board cleaner this year.

mymymissmai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't remember what we did as a senior prank, but I remember what our rivals did. They threw a green couch into the pool, which then dyed the water green. I was stoked, because I was in the swim team and I didn't want to swim anyways (I was the lazy one). They also paint the wall of my band building. They wrote "RACHO" in green. They misspelled their school name, which is Rancho. So during the game, we wrote down "GO RACHO!" in a banner for them. Football players aren't smart...

Star_Fyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lunch ladies wouldn't make us pancakes or eggs. so we threw pancake mix , syrup and eggs all over the whole school. ALSO there was also the time we put exlax in the soft serve machine

patrickweber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

During an assembly, we went and filled up the principals car with popcorn. It was like 20 people that each popped around 50 bags the night before. We filled the car up to the steering wheel and rubbed the butter on his windows. He flipped the fuck out and 4 of us got suspended. I was lucky to get away with it. Shouldn't have left your car unlocked, Mr. Butterball.

Myrdok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing major, but it still cracks me up because of how petty it was. Our school was of those that made a big ordeal about "everything has to go exactly perfect during graduation, if you guys do even one little thing deviates from the plan you won't get your diplomas" which is extra hilarious because graduation wasn't even in a formal setting...it was on the damn football field lol. So we took the one little thing and ran with it: Our solution was that everyone was going to do "one little thing wrong", we passed out pennies to everyone in the senior class and all palmed them to the principal as we shook his hand. He had to deal with a penny or two in between every graduate and ended up walking out with both of his suit coat pockets bulging with loose change. Had a few people I knew ask "why did he keep reaching into his pocket in between shaking each persons hand, so I think we got the point across.

Floppie7th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My group stacked up like ten empty cardboard boxes in the parking lot.

...

Yeah, that was about it.

DrDrangleBrungis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing.

eyadams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but my son. He had to switch schools a couple of years ago, but has kept friends at his old school. His friends have started a campaign, telling people that my son is actually now a monk living in Cambodia. The plan is for my son to shave his head, put on a saffron colored robe, and then visit his old school to support the story.

dukeblu32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few years before I graduated, one senior class put a dead deer in the ceiling of the Cafeteria. It went unnoticed until blood started dripping down. School was cancelled for a few days while they decontaminated the entire school. Police were called in to figure out who was behind it and despite the student population knowing who it was, the person was never caught ;)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didn't have a senior prank, as we were banned from trying one. There was an awesome security guard named Joe at our school, who was beloved by all the students. One day he got in an argument with one of the administrators and got fired (everyone hated the admin). As a result of his termination, several people, including myself, organized a campaign to walk out during a school assembly happening in a day or two. The walkout (dubbed Justice 4 Joe) was a wildly popular idea, and likely would have been successful except for two things. First, the school assembly was to hear a motivational speech. We had seen these before, where a guy bends a frying pan into a burrito and says to stay off drugs. We were not impressed, and had no problem collectively leaving. Instead, unbeknownst to us, the assembly was to hear a motivational speech from a guy who is quadriplegic and paints amazing scenery with his mouth. ..no one would have actually walked out on this guy. Second, the administration caught wind of the walkout and dropped the hammer, hard. Anyone caught with a J4J poster would be immediately suspended, and anyone heard talking about a walkout would be immediately suspended.

They cancelled the assembly, although they said that the presenter's flight was "snowed in"(we checked the weather, it wasn't). The teachers were not allowed to talk about what happened to Joe (many of them thought it BS that Joe was fired), and we had to sit and listen to a lengthy speech over the intercom about what "really" happened, and consequences for bringing it up at all to anyone. The school propaganda machine was running full steam. We were set to graduate in a few months, and due for a senior prank, however, the administrators issued a degree, that because of the Justice for Joe movement, any attempts at a senior prank would be met with immediate expulsion. So there you have it. We had no senior prank.

One last note, I ran into Joe a year or two after I graduated, and he told me the whole long story of a personal hatred between himself and the Admin who got him fired over some very petty nonsense. Turns out the students were right to hate the admin, and the administrative team lied to the school about the "facts". Also, the motivational presenter did end up coming and talking to us, and his ability to paint with his moth far exceeds my ability to do most things with two functioning hands. The speech was beautiful and he got a standing ovation...We would not have walked out if we had known he was the presenter, we would have figured out another time to do it.

A7MOSPH3RIC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually regret my senior prank considering how much damage it cost. Each building had two rows of classrooms with a hallway down the middle and doors to the outside at the end of each hallway. We snuck into campus late one a Sunday night and put crazy glue in the keyholes to these doorway locks. We imagined that they would have to call a locksmith who would fix the locks and in the mean time we would have the morning off or perhaps outdoor classes that day.

Nope, the school elected to smash the windows to open the doors. and it turns out crazy glue in a doorlock is not an easy fix and had to be replaced.

I felt really bad about that.

Another group of students independent of us burned the class year into the grass, the same night we were there.

Jafaratar05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For our last day of regular classes my senior class wore our graduation robes and whatever kind of Harry Potter garb we could find. We brought wands to school and ran around like dueling wizards between classes. We even convinced our principal to wear a grey beard and hat like Dumbledore and they played the HP theme over the loud speaker. It was definitely the best day of high school ever.

RazedSoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Reposted because I'm lazy but) I live in a small town with a lot of lobstermen and fishermen in the area. A few of the sons of the fishermen gathered up a bunch of bait (basically rotted meat and fish, nasty stuff) and snuck into the school at 1 in the morning. Instead of leaving buckets of the stuff behind doors and such (would've been pretty funny) they dumped buckets of it in the school, all over. It got into carpets, drains, the whole lot. Cost the school tens of thousands of dollars. They got caught (of course.) Police caught one of them at 2 in the morning with empty bait buckets and ladders that were used breaking into the school. School was cancelled for two days because of it. Two of them were immediately released from the military programs they were in, one became a washed up drunkard basically, and the last actually now has a successful career, I think the probation actually straightened him out, but needless to say senior pranks at my alma matter are cancelled forever.

Patheticflower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released 3 pigs into the school, painted numbers on their sides, the numbers were 1 2 and 4

jabreo640 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I gave each member of our class a marble during graduation. When we went up to shake the principal's hand, we gave him the marble as he was giving us our diploma. After a while, the principal had too man marbles, so they were dropping everywhere. Needless to say, our principal, who was a hard-ass, wasn't too pleased.

BrutalStool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our best one so far has to be leaving an old boat in out principle's parking spot

tinypeopleinthewoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The senior girls tied their bras together and fastened them along the school entrance with a sign that read "We're busting out".

Another guy mowed "69" in the grass on the large hill coming into the school parking lot.

The seniors in band came to the last symphony band concert dressed in the formal attire like everyone else, and right before we came on stage we all changed into Hawaiian shirts, shorts and flip flops. Band director had no idea, but thankfully she laughed it off and didn't lose her shit.

I'm sure there was other pranks, but I don't remember them.

TheThreeOfMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing crazy, but I cut out space invaders and put them everywhere. I got on my friends shoulders and got to the 10 ft tall ceiling strut things. Two years later and they're still all over the school.

http://imgur.com/ffaOI1n

jijibs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year's graduating class at my school did a couple funny things (leaving gnomes all over the school, etc.) but, most notably, got 3 chickens, numbered them 1,2 and 4, and set the free in the hallways. The administrators spent about and hour looking for chicken number 3 in the hallways.

sooperhummus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They were a series of pranks that caused so much drama in school.

1) Made a blog full of fake and true rumors on people around campus, and no one but my close friends knew it was me after 2-3 years

2) Some students never locked their lockers so from time to time I'd get a book or something then switch to another person who had an open locker faaaaar away from the origin of the things

3) Vandalizing the bottom of a table my friends and I always eat at the cafeteria, up to this day there's still a penis drawing there with other ridiculous doodles

sunshinepills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:33 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an atrium-style foyer that was 3 stories high. What we did was fill about 10 blow-up dolls (the cheap joke gift kind you can find in stores like Spencer Gifts) with helium and unleashed them in the foyer. Harmless prank, and the sight of a janitor 3 stories up in a scissor lift stabbing blow-up dolls to get the air out, all the while laughing his ass off, is a sight that will remain with me for life.

Pidgeit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone put a lobster in the toilet

Bchewey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't "our" prank and we weren't allowed to have one after this. An idiot kid in the school put lube on one of the stairs in the school. 2 teachers were preggy at the same time. Nobody got hurt but there was a lot of anger towards the kid, from both teachers and students.

tstorm004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we weren't allowed to have one after this

If your senior prank is "allowed" it's probably not even worth doing.

Bchewey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No but other schools won't expel kids for doing a senior prank. We were told that we wouldn't get our diploma. Also, there were 51 seniors so you couldn't just "hide in the crowd."

Raenning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reading some of these, just make my class' prank just pathetic.

buddha34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

our principal always picked favorites (the athletes) and was 'slightly' racist. we put a printed & hand bound copy of Mien Kampf and the library's copy of The Communist's Manifesto from Karl Marx on his desk on the last day of classes. He spent more time that day wondering around campus congratulating the graduating football players specifically in their classes regardless of who was in the classes. He was called to his office by his assistant after complaints from passing students, parents, teachers, and an administrator. 10/10 would do again, we didnt get caught but he didnt get fired sadly.

Aggie_Bruh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the middle of our court yard there used to be a huge old tree that has always been known as the gum tree. Well one of our rivals one year either took an axe or a chainsaw to it which resulted in the majestic gum covered tree dying. We came back the next year to see just the stump, cut off even with the ground. Me and 2 buddies decided that wasn't right. So in the last weeks of senior year, late one night, we took a trip to Home Depot. Where we purchased a tree and bought out their section of gum. We drove to the school and planted the tree in the courtyard and intricately covered it in gum.

It went unnoticed due to underassmen taking off all of the gum and the sign we had placed on it.

The tree died and was removed not even a year later due to nobody taking care of it. We tried our best to water it at night, but not enough I guess...

Niakshin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but during my mother's senior year at UCLA, she and some friends announced that for their senior project, they would be erecting a kiosk in the quad. They kept it under tarps the entire time, and when they unveiled it, it turned out that they had erected not a Kiosk but a giant can of spam.

Thing is, it's still there. They covered it in corkboard and turned it into an actual kiosk.

BTEUndeadMidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So my friends decided to lead seagulls into the school by throwing fries down leading them to a door inside the school then as about 7 ish were in the building they shut the door.

highlifex90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a security guard that would "lend" out his master key to select people if they had forgotten their locker key at home. About mid February, we got the master key, made a copy, and returned it. From the one copy, we made a bunch more. Right before graduation, a team of us went and swapped every lock for every locker in the school. Chaos ensued in the morning. Kids couldn't get into lockers and security spent all morning removing locks.

Belushimcc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was pretty mean.

We got one of the best artists in the school to draw the Principle dressed as a pirate (our mascot) anally violating a sheep right below the school sigh in the front. The masterpiece was roughly 9x10 feet big.

It took 10 people, 3 ladders and 20 cans of spray paint to accomplish it.

froburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set up a slip-n-slide in our courtyard

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me but a group of year 11s at my school (uk) put the history teachers Citroen 2CV on the admin building.

Neskuaxa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating and then becoming successful. Everyone else in my senior class is kind of not.

billythekidofbastion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The greatest prank the seniors ever pulled was convincing the Principal we did not exist.

Zlatanzaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our high school was two stories high (in suburban Greater Boston area), and some kids were able to sneak in three cows overnight into the building and up the stairs to the second floor.

The cows each had a a large tag wrapped around their necks reading "1", "2", and "4". While the staff figured it out after a while the next day, the several hours long confusion was absolutely glorious.

wh00man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a goat on the roof

tstorm004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend crashed his car into the light post in the parking lot.

Oh wait.. that wasn't meant to be a prank..

offbrandengineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dug a hole on the pitchers mound of the baseball field and cemented a tree in it

dewdrive101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The security at my school drives gold carts around so we decided to bedazzle PRINCES onto the hoods of all the gold carts.

ARedWerewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

50 egg mcmuffins in the heating vents at the beginning of September. Waited till it got cold. Got slightly busted for it but not really.

Assistant Principle pulled us (myself and two buddies) in one day bc some bitch named Mallory Pool ratted us out for moving Mrs Anita Cox's (not kidding, highschool English teacher...) desk and bookcases a quarter of an inch into the classroom for 4 months. Before she noticed it, her desk had moved probably two feet away from where she originally started.

Anyways, we are in his office and he's going on about "if you piss the bitch off you're gonna get scratched". To which we all chuckled. He ended the "warning" with "And I know it's you three who put the egg sandwiches in the heating vents. Please stop."

I've got several more stories, my senior year was one big "I don't give a fuck" attitude along with a few friends who shared it with me.

Smash1289 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The guys in front of the group senior photo connected their shirts to make a giant penis. They had to photoshop it out and reprint all the yearbooks that year.

Philipjfry85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My graduating class was a bit lame, all they did was tp the trees around the school. A class or two ahead of us pulled a lawnmower up on the roof. My moms graduating class got the teachers vw bug and carried it up stairs in the school and stuck it in the teachers lounge, to this day the door deviders are welded in place.

part-time-unicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bouncy house in the Band room.

c2darizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We uploaded cp to the principal's computer and called the police.

MyBlueSkittle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some jerk painted mice the school colors and released them in the halls.

MyBlueSkittle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some jerk painted mice the school colors and released them in the halls.

dee_berg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large room where the whole school waits to be let out onto the buses. Unleashed thousands of bouncy balls / had random dudes in chicken suits running around smashing into people.

Hungarian_Goulash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So it was not my senior class but the senior class two years ahead of us took the newly planted Bob's Big Boy statue and stuck it on the roof in the center of the school which we called "The Mall' it stayed up there for a solid few hours. I have no idea how they got it up there.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was pretty uneventful, tbh.

The parking lot attendant had these huge orange stickers that he would put on your window if you either didn't display your parking pass or parked somewhere other than your designated spot. They were notoriously hard to remove. Most people who got them kept them on there for months. They were universally hated.

With the help of his student aid, I was able to get my hands on roughly 100 of those hell stickers. The plan was to sneak out to the parking lot just before the final bell and cover every square inch of glass on his Jeep.

And it worked, perfectly, except the bastard must have known the secret to removing the stickers because they were all gone by the time students were dismissed for the day. Practically nobody saw it except the few who happened to be in the parking lot as we were doing the deed. And unfortunately smart phones weren't really a thing yet so we had no evidence.

The worst part of the whole ordeal is for one reason or another he swore it was my best friend who carried out the deed -- I guess they had a running distaste for one another -- but she literally had no idea what he was talking about. She fought his accusation with language that was a bit too colorful and as a result she was barred from attending the graduation ceremony. Feels bad, man.

UndercoverProstitute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all got dressed up in neon colored clothing and people brought a big stereo and strobe lights and at the end of every other period, we would have a rave with confetti and silly string down a different hallway.

dreemzapps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we definitely spray-painted huge penises around our school. as well as filled the trees with toilet tissue, all while writing nasty comments as if they came from our rival school. #memories

Flyin_Wallenda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My junior year I partook in that year seniors school prank. I happen to have the television production class during second period when the school's news/announcements segment was broadcasted on all the Tv's throughout the school.

Since it was prerecorded the first period and played on a tape delay we were able to mess with the master tape and add a little surprise to the very end of said segment.

We get to class and our teacher at the time has us go in the studio and prepare to run the tape. I, along with a few classmates, were aware that the previous class(mostly full of seniors) had messed with the tape. But we weren't exactly sure what they had done.

We time up the tape. Press play when the time is run and let the fun begin.

The whole segment runs smoothly as it usually did. It ends. The school logo flashes on the screen and then fades to black. We were taught to let it run for a few seconds after and then cut it.

Well about 5 seconds after it fades to black, the most disgusting 80's porn pops on the screen right during the money shot.

Me, being in the studio, can see my teachers face turn bright red as he darts towards us screaming to turn it off. So we do. He left the class room right after that. Not sure why? I heard from numerous people that mostly all classes had the monitors on during it and it became the talk of the school.

I never got it trouble because I played stupid. I guess a few seniors got caught and weren't allowed to graduate on stage. Not a bad punishment if I say so.

TravisGurley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class destroyed the gym floor by putting some oils and powders on it. It soaked through and ruined it. We're so funny...

perfumed-ponce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We were studying the Ancient Egyptians in history class so a few friends and I mummified the statue outside in loo roll at night. It took us about three hours and so much bog roll to wrap it, the local sainsburys looked at us with a mixture of fear and awe every time we went back in. Our history teacher had tears of pride in his eyes as he gave us all after school detentions and again as he supervised us taking it all down. Many trees were put to good use that day.

QuickdrawKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our official prank was to all wear suits instead of the school uniform. Our principal loved it.

Unofficially, we did all kinds of stuff. We held witch trials. Hid Easter eggs in our teacher's desk filled with useless stuff like used chapstick and pictures of Richard Simmons During the retreat, we broke into everyone's room and rearranged all of their stuff. One kid got a little debbie brownie (with nuts), rolled it into a terd shape and left it in a hall. When the teacher found it, he called everyone out and was pissed. At this point, a kid takes a bite of the terd and the teacher is like WHAT THE FUCK!?

There was one kid who would steal backpacks during the lunch hour, shit in them, and put them back where he found them. (The Unipooper)

Just the tip of the iceberg.

balancegenerally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thousands of super balls dumped from the second floor balcony down to the first floor.

Antzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the literature classroom, we strung colorful yarn across the room dozens of times until it was literally impossible to take a step without bumping into a string. Each string had a note attached to it, spelling out the plot of some literary classic. Basically, we literally filled the room with "plot lines."

LexiForNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was not mine, but I witnessed greatness.

Our school stole a rival college's mascots head. It was some kind of plastic material and some guys with (presumably) chain saws cut it off and brought it "home." Well, on our campus there happens to be a large brass statue of a family of wild cats. The idiots from the rival school hitched a chain around someone's truck and tried to pull the statue down. Long story short there was the rival school mascot's head and a bumper (chain still attached to the cats) on our quad for a short time.

tweeex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I guess I'm way too late to the thread for this comment to get seen, but: the graduating class of 2007 (my class) will forever hold the distinguished honor of ruining the senior prank tradition for all time at my school.

See, in years past, there was sort of a pleasantly adversarial relationship between the students and the faculty when it came to the senior prank. Our principal would be on campus the night of the prank, he'd call campus security and they'd try to make sure nothing too crazy was happening, chase the students around a bit, but it was generally understood that a prank was going to happen and that it should just be tolerated/mitigated as much as possible.

Our prank, though.

OUR prank.

In retrospect, I think the issue was a simple lack of coordination. Our graduating class was small (a little over 100 students), but for whatever reason everyone seemed to have a different idea about what they wanted to do. It was an all-boys private school, so that probably didn't help--rich white kids are generally used to being able to do what they want without suffering any consequences, so I think a lot of kids thought they just had free reign to go crazy. We had some seriously delinquent guys in there, too. Drug dealers, sketch balls, guys who are now in jail, that kind of thing.

The result? Well, the result was much less "senior prank" and much more "senior vandalism and destruction of property." I don't even know where to begin, really. Burned front lawn. Broken windows. Exploded cans of shaving cream everywhere. Spray painted cars. Science lab broken into, equipment destroyed. The ACTUAL police got called; students were maced and, in one case, handcuffed. The entire baseball field had to be redone because someone had sown it entirely with marbles. We had a math teacher who was not particularly well-liked by the students; one student decided it'd apparently be "funny" to spray paint a death threat to him and his family on his office window. A fucking death threat.

In other words, things got out of hand.

And so, the next day, which was supposed to be the day of the Cutting of the Ties (a tradition wherein our headmaster cut our neckties one by one and allowed us to cut class for the rest of the day) and a generally festive occasion, turned out to be us sitting in an auditorium for 8 hours while our principal and headmaster described how disappointed (and furious) they were with us and then told us to sit in silence for the rest of the day. Our principal was emphatic that if we were his sons, he would've "taken us out behind the woodshed." I don't really know what he was implying there, and I don't think I'd care to find out.

TL;DR: our senior prank was being assholes

Slayerkid13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We hid alarm clocks in the roof that went off every hour on the hour. It took them 3 days to find them all

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our vice principle wore an extreme amount of hair gel to slick his hair back, everyone called him "Slick Rick". During the graduation ceremony everyone gave him bottles of hair gel that they had hidden under their robes. He had hundreds of bottles by the time it was over

ArcingFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not a senior yet, but next year me and a few friends are planning to replace the huge american flag outside our school with a confederate battle flag. We live in a fairly conservative area of georgia, and we haven't yet figured out how to do it

29103131r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our principal always parked his truck next to a tree, so at the graduation ceremony we chained his truck to the tree and padlocked it. Then as we shook his had at the podium, each of us handed him a padlock key.

Reverie_of_an_INTP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all took Viagra that morning and went about as if it was a normal day.

BaronLazari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not me, but my Father's senior class apparently released 10,000 crickets throughout the school.

SFWboring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't say due to the fact of not knowing if the statute of limitations has run out in regards to self incrimination.

Partridge1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class, with the help of our awesome calculus teacher, moved his car into the dining hall overnight and then stacked the chairs in a pyramid around it.

RoiVampire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was kind of an anti-prank. About a week before graduation I was approached by this guy in my grade and he told me that him and around 40 other kids, including me, were on some list to be searched before the graduation ceremony. One of the office aides had seen the list and copied it after seeing a friends name on it. Anyway we all met up after school the next day at this coffee shop. Some I knew and some I had only seen around. We were all the kinda kids who had been put in detention or in school suspension for various pranks through the years. We spent about an hour trying to come up with something to do at graduation when we got searched. Some girl had the brilliant idea of just making them think we were going to do something. One guy was a member of his church youth group and said he could get each of us a matching WWJD bracelet. Which were huge at the time, and we could all just have one in our pocket. So at the graduation rehearsal we all go our bracelets from him. They were like friendship bracelets, red and blue sections and in the middle in huge white blocked letters they said WWJD. The next day as the whole school is in line to walk into the ceremony sure enough we all got searched asked to empty our pockets. Each one of us had a WWJD bracelet in the left pocket of our pants. Some of the girls wore dresses and I think they wore their bracelets on their left hands, but I honestly can't remember. Anyway I was maybe the 7th person to be searched, and I still remember the assistant principal looking at me as I take my wallet out of one pocket and the bracelet out of the other and he sighs, smirks at me, then looks at the teacher next to him and says "still think this is a coincidence?" It was beautiful. I can't even imagine what was going through his head during the ceremony. Nothing happened out of the ordinary in the slightest. We all made sure our walks across the stage were very by the book even. I wish I could've seen the assistant principal from where I was sitting.

grantholomeu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my year but a legendary prank none the less. I lived in the midwest where winters get pretty cold. One senior class went to the school during winter break and dumped water over the entrances of the school, which then froze and nobody could get in without using a window

freshkamikaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a bronze statue of a guy standing and waving in front of our school. So we did the totally original act of super gluing a giant pink dildo onto his crotch and covered it in lube the next morning so it wouldn't freeze overnight. We then videotaped the officer trying to take it off.

The graduating class after us one-upped us. In the middle of our school is a small area that's a little lower then the rest (it has a few steps and is in the shape of a square.) It was like a stage but it was lowered. They filled the area with water and put a bunch of goldfish in it to make it look like a pond. That was hilarious to hear about.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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freshkamikaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore (they checked some of our phones) but I'm sure someone in my grad class has it. I will ask around.

stevestevetwosteves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Left our last class fifteen minutes early and parked all our cars in a big circle blocking the exit to the parking lot.

When everyone got out of school, we were all sitting there in lawn chairs blocking the exit and the school bus lane, making steaks on a few grills we brought and blasting music.

Administration was pissed, but it was awesome and we made some damn good steaks.

mai_tais_and_yahtzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was back in 1992 and I wasn't involved in the planning. We had various locker "commons" of different colors for different class levels (red for freshmen, blue sophomore, yellow junior, orange senior). The seniors brought a cow into the senior commons and led it between two rows of lockers, to the wall. Apparently cows can't back up? From what I remember, they had to take the rows of lockers out to let her out.

shmorgas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a senior this year and for our prank we're getting bread and soaking it in NyQuil then going to the beach to feed it to pigeons. After they fall asleep from the bread we're going to load a few people's cars with them and put them in the school and when everyone gets to school the next day we'll have pigeons and pigeon shit everywhere.

conmonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't my senior prank but the senior prank of the high school my friends went to. A few unknown seniors ate a bunch of laxatives and got to school super early before anyone else was there. They emptied out the soap dispensers in all the bathrooms and filled them up with their diarrhea. So when people went to wash their hands they got poop on them then didn't have any soap to wash it off. Pretty gross, but also pretty genius in my opinion.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I decided to try to infest the school with mice. I went to petco to buy white mice and bought like ten. At this point i decided to number them as we drive back to school. Have you ever tried to write on mice. They move. Alot. So instead of numbers i get blie sharpie streaked Mice. We pull into the parking lot and theu have pissed the box soggy. Now i dump them into an empty McDonald's bag. So i walk in with a moving mcdicks bag and beeline to the upstairs secluded bathrrom. You know the one everyone does bad shit in. If you climbed on the sink you could open the dropp ceiling. So we throw the bag literally throw it deep into the area above the ceiling. Then a week later the food bio room smells like death. It just smells worse and worse. Then one day the putrid stench is gone. Then the teacher mentions it. And here i am ready to cheer my prank will be revealed. And the teacher says to is she moved a stove and found the stench of moussy moussy death. And under the stove she said was an unreleated rotting piece of broccoli. The end

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I decided to try to infest the school with mice. I went to petco to buy white mice and bought like ten. At this point i decided to number them as we drive back to school. Have you ever tried to write on mice. They move. Alot. So instead of numbers i get blie sharpie streaked Mice. We pull into the parking lot and theu have pissed the box soggy. Now i dump them into an empty McDonald's bag. So i walk in with a moving mcdicks bag and beeline to the upstairs secluded bathrrom. You know the one everyone does bad shit in. If you climbed on the sink you could open the dropp ceiling. So we throw the bag literally throw it deep into the area above the ceiling. Then a week later the food bio room smells like death. It just smells worse and worse. Then one day the putrid stench is gone. Then the teacher mentions it. And here i am ready to cheer my prank will be revealed. And the teacher says to is she moved a stove and found the stench of moussy moussy death. And under the stove she said was an unreleated rotting piece of broccoli. The end

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:26 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I decided to try to infest the school with mice. I went to petco to buy white mice and bought like ten. At this point i decided to number them as we drive back to school. Have you ever tried to write on mice. They move. Alot. So instead of numbers i get blie sharpie streaked Mice. We pull into the parking lot and theu have pissed the box soggy. Now i dump them into an empty McDonald's bag. So i walk in with a moving mcdicks bag and beeline to the upstairs secluded bathrrom. You know the one everyone does bad shit in. If you climbed on the sink you could open the dropp ceiling. So we throw the bag literally throw it deep into the area above the ceiling. Then a week later the food bio room smells like death. It just smells worse and worse. Then one day the putrid stench is gone. Then the teacher mentions it. And here i am ready to cheer my prank will be revealed. And the teacher says to is she moved a stove and found the stench of moussy moussy death. And under the stove she said was an unreleated rotting piece of broccoli. The end

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I decided to try to infest the school with mice. I went to petco to buy white mice and bought like ten. At this point i decided to number them as we drive back to school. Have you ever tried to write on mice. They move. Alot. So instead of numbers i get blie sharpie streaked Mice. We pull into the parking lot and theu have pissed the box soggy. Now i dump them into an empty McDonald's bag. So i walk in with a moving mcdicks bag and beeline to the upstairs secluded bathrrom. You know the one everyone does bad shit in. If you climbed on the sink you could open the dropp ceiling. So we throw the bag literally throw it deep into the area above the ceiling. Then a week later the food bio room smells like death. It just smells worse and worse. Then one day the putrid stench is gone. Then the teacher mentions it. And here i am ready to cheer my prank will be revealed. And the teacher says to is she moved a stove and found the stench of moussy moussy death. And under the stove she said was an unreleated rotting piece of broccoli. The end

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I decided to try to infest the school with mice. I went to petco to buy white mice and bought like ten. At this point i decided to number them as we drive back to school. Have you ever tried to write on mice. They move. Alot. So instead of numbers i get blie sharpie streaked Mice. We pull into the parking lot and theu have pissed the box soggy. Now i dump them into an empty McDonald's bag. So i walk in with a moving mcdicks bag and beeline to the upstairs secluded bathrrom. You know the one everyone does bad shit in. If you climbed on the sink you could open the dropp ceiling. So we throw the bag literally throw it deep into the area above the ceiling. Then a week later the food bio room smells like death. It just smells worse and worse. Then one day the putrid stench is gone. Then the teacher mentions it. And here i am ready to cheer my prank will be revealed. And the teacher says to is she moved a stove and found the stench of moussy moussy death. And under the stove she said was an unreleated rotting piece of broccoli. The end

Iamkatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember when I was a freshman in highschool the seniors that year decided it would be funny to super glue all the teachers door locks. And one teacher got stuck inside his class and couldn't open his door and had to call the principal for help lol. Meanwhile all the students on the outside could hear how frustrated he was getting...

SkyFlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some kids found a boat, stripped it down to just the body with the sail bits, and dumped it in the median of the student parking lot. The song "I'm on a boat" was super popular at the time. Since it wasn't in the way the school allowed it to stay there until finals were over, but some idiots got drunk, tried to move the boat, and ended up crashing their car. A couple kids were sent to the hospital. Thankfully, everybody survived, but I heard a few of them had their potential colleges retract their acceptance applications.

drclairefraser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At the graduation ceremony, we each gave the Principal a marble as we shook his hand. As the 200 of us went across the stage, he'd have pockets filling rapidly with marbles....or that was the plan anyway until the administration caught on and made everyone give their marbles to them.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:04 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't part of it, because I didn't care, nor did I even know about it until I was already done.

But for my senior year, a bunch of classmates had a BBQ in the parking lot.

And they asked for permission to do it.

My high school sucked.

But when I was a Freshman, I went to a different school, and that year the seniors broke into the school way before it was open, and put small Dixie cups full of water on every inch of the floor.

lolmindctrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class. But the class ahead of me bought a junk car, cut it in half and wrapped it around our flag poll.

ChumBucket1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 3 chickens In the school. Numbered 1,2,4...

Crysos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a sophmore the senior class thought a good prank was to throw a kegger on the football field and egg all of the junior's cars as they arrived at school. Senior pranks were banned by the time I was a senior, and even the mere mention of a prank you were threatened with not being allowed to walk during graduation. The closest thing to a prank we had was during graduation a kid did a prat fall off the stage after getting his diploma.

CallmeLeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man I've been waiting for my time to shine.

Okay I am going to start with all the senior pranks I experienced going through high school.

Freshmen Year: One day walking into school I headed into biology class. Nothing out of the ordinary except that I noticed most kids in my class had one, two, maybe three small super balls. I thought nothing of it and went to my next class. As I walked across campus I saw at least a hundred other kids all playing with the bouncy balls. Some of them throwing it other students, others sucking on them as if they were a warhead candy. Finally after reaching my class I leaned over to my friend and asked. "Did I miss an assembly? Where did all these guys get these balls?" He said to me that when he came into school today the second floor boys room had super balls filled to the brim in each sink. Perplexed by this idea I went to go check it out but found the door locked by our sanitation services for the day. The day rolled on and students were getting on with their super ball antics. Then it was time to break for lunch. I sat down at my table and watched as several friends were actually eating and bouncing the balls into their food. I was only slightly grossed out until three seniors came to the center of the dining hall and said they had an announcement to make. All of the super balls were a gift to the freshmen class from the seniors. The reason they were in the sink was because they had pissed all over each one before leaving them for unsuspecting freshmen to find. There was chaos. Everyone almost simultaneously threw away their balls, either in a trash can or across the room. There was mass hysteria.

TL:DR Piss Balls.

P.S. I'll come back to update this later I need to get ready for work.

Chumbeque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set the roof of our classroom on fire. Only the roof though.

This may or may not had been an accident.

Jaymez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't part of this, but some kids thought it would be a good idea to put baby oil on all the ramps and some of the stairs. The 4-5 boys who did it had to publicly apologize during an assembly.

YoloSwagCallOfDuty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a senior prank, but every year our seniors would get permission to spray paint "SENIORS 2014" or whatever year out in the intersection right in front of our school. They had police block off the road at like 12 am and it was just something that the whole town expected at the end of the year. Well in 2012 (two years before I graduated) They went a little overboard with it. I guess they didn't have the police there this time, because they got the sidewalks, the fences, the school, the fucking roof, everything. most of it was "SENIORS BITCH WE RUN THIS SHIT" lots of penises too. 21 People were charged with felonies, arrested, and lost scholarships. it was kinda fucked.

Jacks_Account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This will almost definitely get buried, so I'll keep it short.

The year I graduated was going to be the second to last year before the high school closed down. While I didn't really care, a lot of the other kids did (or, at least, wanted something to be pissed at).

Anyway, they were shooting a news piece in front of the school one morning regarding the closure of the school and the potential sale/uses for the land (it's beautiful property, up on a hill overlooking Lake Superior), so, the night before, a bunch of the seniors went and stole every 'for sale' sign they could find and covered the entire courtyardish thing out front, the lawns, the school, everything.

It was pretty funny watching the teachers and what have you trying to take them all down while the news crew was filming. Of course, they ended up using the shots with the signs.

shadeslayer539 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Printed a bunch of pictures of Nicolas Cage and hid them around the school. Also did this with pictures of a fellow classmate who graduated a year before I did. I went to a private school which was relatively small, so we all knew each other. I'm surprised the teachers didn't throw a party when my class graduated, honestly.

CzarNickIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We covered the entire school with post-it notes. Every door, every window,, including the big one in the front where we wrote Seniors 2012. Everybody was just running around the school with a duffel bag or gym bag filled with post its and went nuts. It took the school like two days to clean it all up

spartaofdoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last year they stole our maskot and slashed the drivers ed tires. It wasnt our class though so dont know if it counts

LastoftheFucksIGive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class were all a bunch of uncreative, unfunny idiots so their "prank" was to just run around the halls screaming their heads off, chanting "seniors." Then they all went outside and just made more ruckus in front of the school's main entrance. I didn't part in it because it was absolutely dumb, especially since every single student who did participate got punished for it. Hope it was worth, you dumbasses.

FeelingTheBernie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shoved a potato in everyone's exhaust

reddpooh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We bought a piglet from a local farm, put a diaper on it, covered it in Vaseline, and let it loose in the hallways. Reportedly took six teachers and two hours to catch it.

_DarkWingDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our class (roughly 160 kids) all bought green man suits and wore them all day. pretty good prank. Teachers got mad because they couldn't take attendance..

kianz1lla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure one year for our senior prank someone volunteered to streak through the entire school into every classroom and office there was, pretty much scaring the shit outta everyone there was (poor lil grade 9's). There was also one time someone bought lobsters and stuck them in all of the toilets, and released a shit ton of crickets in the main lobby.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We oiled up 2 piglets and let them loose in the school restaurant, they could finally catch them a full day later.

H0lyChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For the last 2 months of senior year we threw bird seed all over the teachers parking lot. After a few weeks every car was covered in bird shit by the end of each day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we spray painted dicks on everything

antiquecreamcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A couple years back some students went after school to put soap in the gutters. But, apparently some kids from our rival school decided to put peanut butter on all the door handles, and spray paint shit everywhere, inside and outside the buildings.

lots of kids had to be found before school started so they didn't have an allergic reaction to the peanut. That whole day, majority of the students from every class decided to clean up.

scrillabrilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We threw hundreds of bouncy balls at the principal and dick head athletic director during a pep rally. The athletic director got blasted, he was not happy. Snuck out during the commotion to do weeds.

ThimbleAndAcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one. Our principal rewarded us and bought the whole class subway for being "good kids" when in reality my whole class was just too drunk from the night before to actually remember the prank we had planned.

pinkpantherpwns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bought 100 books and alarm clocks. Hollowed out these books. Insert alarm clocks with different times. Hide these books in our library. Oh what a chaotic day it was

tubewatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I put a cap and gown on a statue of a music conductor. It was in front of the theater where we graduated. I put a diploma over its baton. It was the first graduation with the statue in place. It was the background for lots of graduation photographs.

Mrninjamonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant pedobear flag hung from one of the main buildings' roof.

foreverburning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A handful of students took a bunch of big rocks (softball to watermelon sized) and formed a large penis on the hill above the football field. Where graduation would be taking place the next day. The groundskeeper went out and removed the rocks, but they'd killed the grass underneath so the penis remained.

AnotherPintSir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The year above us stuck coins to the floors in classrooms with really strong super glue. People would walk past and think "oh, $2. Sweet!" and then get all frustrated and shit trying to pick it up. Fun times.

ub3rm3nsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

guardado para practicar traduciendo.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I pushed ol' Mr. Johnson down the stairs.

Wait... we're not talking about that kind of senior, are we?

Rowvneaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We replaced a massive statue of our schools mascot, the panther, with a statue a kid made in welding of a sloth smoking a joint. The janitor who helped the swap was the only person who knew where the original panther statue was. So, knowing this, he decided to keep the stoned sloth up for a week because no one else could put things back the way they were.

sleepy29200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a tunnel that connected two buildings on campus and went under the street so that in the winter (or whenever students felt like it) there was a comfortable causeway to use. We covered the floor and walls of it with maple syrup.

Spiritose157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In all of our stair wells there were red railings, so we covered every single one with tomato sauce. We used so many containers and people were just being covered in sauce. That was a top notch kek

GrimTuesday79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I was part of my senior class prank, but I wasn't. Some kids took a super old Ford pick up truck and somehow separated the bed of the truck from the front cab part of it. Then they welded the whole thing back together around the flag pole in the front of the school. I think it was there for about a week before it was finally removed. Class of 2013!

Timthebananalord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:01 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class but a class before mine. They got a bunch of sand and put it in our gym to have a beach party. They subsequently ruined the brand new hardwood on our basketball court.

kjfritz1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We placed alarm clocks above the drop ceiling in multiple locations in multiple rooms and set them all at different times. Duct tape over the front so they couldn't be easily spotted. We stacked all of the chairs from the classroom in the main above ground campus entrance which would have forced people to cue and walk single file. Other things too..labs filled essentially to the roof with balloons and whatnot. We had a snow storm the next day and it was the only time classes were cancelled in my uni career.

Someone even spoofed the deans email and spammed junior year classes telling them classes were on. In the end the joke was on us :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Went to a small Christian school, and wasn't really the type to do anything against the rules (senior pranks had been banned the year before my senior year because someone had climbed on top of the church steeple and placed a traffic cone on it (absolutely hilarious, but had he gotten hurt the school could have been in some serious legal trouble)). Anyways, fast-forward to my senior year, and we had senior skip day. Me and my two best friends decided to hit up Pets Mart and get 3 dozen goldfish, and dump them in the little fountain in front of the school. This was a week before Senior Trip, and they stayed there the whole week. Come back from senior trip to practice the graduation ceremony, STILL THERE! I thought it was awesome. And to put the cherry on top, when we finished the practice and left for home, I saw my homeroom teacher (who hated my guts, and the feeling was mutual) scooping them out with a little net. I got to my car and was almost in tears I was laughing so hard. Nobody found out it was us either.

phi303 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2002, Colorado Springs: seniors pitched in and had a dump-truck pack a giant pile of shit on the main front doors of the school. a few years earlier we also held a huge rave that trashed the school - that's an experience i'll never forget.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend and myself tagged up our rival high school, drew dicks allllllll over their field and stands, wrote our house, and other profanities. Then we took shits on their field. I was never even suspected because I had really good grades. Oh and later on in the year we had a legitimate food fight. I brought a bowl of spaghetti. Good times as a dumbass kid.

Brianthelion83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't a senior prank but a more like a war with the rival highschool. They vandalized our track, they wrote our school sucks in something flammable and wrote their school and mascot all over our track and lit the track on fire. Ruined the track - we couldn't have home meets for years. Our revenge, we got a bunch of stuffed eagles and hung them in hangmens nooses from the their bleachers and someone got a hold of their football mascot costume and we hung it on fire too.

Baddy3shoez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:19 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

built a barracade out of bleachers on the road up to the school and caused a 2 hour delay. then everyone brought in toy swords and fought each other. lame

Thoarxius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe not flahy or whatever (our school banned rigorously planned pranks because of an incident a couple of years before), but still worth a mention I guess: With a little help from the janitors we removed every coffemachine from the building and placed them back after a week. I have never seen teachers that grumpy in my life.

marinewannabee97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My year was mediocre so I had to carry them. Our school was next to a farm, so obviously the best idea was to lead a goat into the school and send him to the top floor via the elevator, and open a cow pen and lead them to the outside of the school and steal a chicken.

ShaolinPonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Florida man checking in. Seniors at my "rural" school would often let an gator loose on campus as a prank.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:25 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

senior pranks were banned the year I graduated, so, nothing.

BusinessEntrepreneur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

some kid in my grade had a relative that worked at a pet store. he ordered over 100 field mice, spray painted them our school colors(orange and black), and them loose in the school. the entire school was ordered to the gym while DEC came to make sure that all of the mice were gone. girls were screaming, dead mice everywhere. the principal to this day does not know who did it.... the best part is that the kid put a quote about mice under his senior picture in the year book !!

futurehead22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The English equivalent would be muck up day. However, due to my year group having been called the worst year group the school had ever seen on multiple occasions, we weren't told when our final day was until it was actually our final day and we were called to an assembly then escorted off the property to prevent the expected criminal damage.

The two best things I heard of from previous years were: dismantling a teacher's mini and reassembling it in the quadrangle, and filling loads of condoms with helium in the main hall before an assembly with the headmaster who walked in and said "I always knew the sixth form had an inflated opinion of themselves"

DenverEric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't take credit for any of these, but the best in my high school's history that I knew of. Some may have been school legends, but I like to think they are all true.

*Unleashed three greased pigs into the school's buildings (a really big school with four buildings) numbered 1, 2, and 4. *Took a cow (or horse) into the library, which is on the second floor up about 30 stairs if memory serves. Cows apparently refuse to walk down stairs. *Put the principle's car on the roof roughly on top of where the principle's office is. *Bought several thousand feeder crickets from a pet store. Opened jars containing said crickets in the math/science building.

Mizzlenac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class or school, but the year after i graduated from high school i had a summer job as a groundskeeper for the city. We had to go to all of the schools in the district to cut grass, clean up etc. Anyways i arrived to one of the schools early morning and we noticed a bunch of "things" on the football field. Had to be damn near 100,000 aol free trial discs scattered everywhere throughout the field.....guess who had to pick those up. Anyways i guess you can say i screwed the seniors prank that year because by the time the school buses started to arrive i probably have already picked up 3/4's of the discs.

onebignothingatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Home of the Titans" painted in white letters on a brown shed. Painted over the A and N with brown paint. Shed is in perfect view from the main road outside of the school. 10/10 because it stayed that way all summer.

xToxicInferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really a dumb one, but me and a group of friends got together and bought like 3 thousand Easter eggs, stuffed like 80% with candy and "broke" into the school to make a Easter egg hunt for everyone. When I say broke in, we found a unlocked window and just crawled in. Anyway, half way through hiding them in class rooms, hallways and common areas, someone opened a door that had a silent alarm on it. 10 minutes later police show up, we are all arrested for breaking and entering, and because we had tape from the classroom we were in, in our hands some were charged with robbery as well. Pretty ridiculous, but we eventually talked with the principal and district superintendent and got charges dropped, just had iss until graduation and had to set up and tear down everything for graduation. Nothing to cool, but almost got a felony for it, so dumb.

HunterLewis_4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://youtu.be/gHT_ufv2iY8
This isn't a senior prank, but it did back up traffic on the busiest road in our town.

FlairoftheFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a prank, just a really spirited youth; he took a shit on our rival school's stadium bleachers, weirdly enough he is now banned from that school's property.

wanderluststricken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My sophomore year the seniors filled most of the freshman lockers with shaving cream. The janitors were pissed. My sister's senior class put a goldfish in each toilet in the school. An hour or so later someone asked over the intercom for the biology department to bring a net to the staff bathrooms. The entire school erupted in laughter.

Butternades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our rivals got destroyed by us in everything this year (including academic team) and at a basketball game at their school, our students outnumbered their ENTIRE crowd. after a crushing victory, some of the seniors decided to hang a couple banners underneath their sign out front and their name above the entrance. it ended up looking like Rival school Property of My school, and it was posted all over social media the next day by their students.

ClassyBovine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school was notorious for having terrible pranks and my class was no different. A couple months before graduation a handful of students tried to come up with ideas and a large majority of our class wouldn't commit to anything until what do you know, it's May and our time has come. We finally decided to have a senior only fair, complete with bouncy house on the front lawn, only, a couple days before we did it (a couple days AFTER we ordered the house, and AFTER administration said we could do it) administration flip flopped and said we could no longer use the bouncy house. In the end, it ended up being a mid day break where all the seniors up and left class to hang out in the front lawn. Luckily we got a snow cone machine at least :)

That_Vin_Diesel_Guy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was the class of 2016, we just all bought a bag of plastic forks, and stuck them into the grass all around my school, very time consuming, by the time we finished, our backs hurt from bending over for like 6 hours and we realised we just wasted all that time doing something really really stupid........... lol

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Friends super glued pennies over the keyholes of all the doors of a couple of buildings overnight. They had to bring in people to remove the now sealed locks and replace them with brand new ones.

iwouldhugwonderwoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had an old pool cover and we painted it with our class number. We then all met up around 1am and climbed up on top of the school after we dropped ladders off a few days before and hid them. We climbed up to the top of the roof, tied off the cover but we did this fold thing so when the other students pulled on it would rain peebles down that we brought up there.

I really wish I still had some of the pictures from that day.

rahsftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but when I was freshman, some seniors put an old fishing boat in the middle of the senior lawn, and spray painted on it, which read "Class of '15 GOIN DOWN FOR REAL!!!"

TNUGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mandatory drug testing for all students April 21st posters

Manningman10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:32 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set 5 ferrets loose in the hallway of my high school, with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 painted on them...you have no idea how long the staff looked for a number 5 >:)

bobby_crane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:22 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myself and a couple of friends spent about $200 on concrete mix from the local hardware store. We snuck past the gates around 3am, used shovels to dig "09" into the grassy area that all students must walk by and used the nearby hose and some buckets to mix and pour all of the concrete mix into the huge holes we dug. The staff covered the numbers with a large tarp the next morning because there was no possible way to remove it in a matter of a day. The best part was the school installed security cameras a couple of weeks before because there was so much talk of senior pranks, so we all wore face masks and baggy clothes, and the video was broadcasted in our high school daily news program asking for anyone to hand over information. Was never caught and we only told the stories after receiving our diplomas.

PM_me_your_poopies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:43 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

new baseball field our senior year. a group of students laid fertilizer down in the outfield in the shape of a dick. spring came, grass grew, and a super green dick emerged in center field.

ireadreddits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:30 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bunch of people at my highschool super glued a penny to the keyhole of the classroom doors so that teachers couldn't open them. The poor janitor had to go to so many classrooms and take apart the whole lock.

CheesySlug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:55 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was a whole bunch of us got together in the center of our high school, threw a rock and a coconut in the center of all of us and pretended there was a big ass fight going on.

It actually got our vice principal to run through the hallway to break it up since he thought there was an actual fight happening. It was pretty great

Thetransientohioan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:23 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior band prank we put a couch 6ft up in a sissor lift along with a TV, end table, and a vase with flowers, then wrapped it up in a shit ton of gift wrap in about 10 minutes in the middle of the night, all because the director said he wanted a chair up in the lift due to that it was so large, and that he hated heights.

Baryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:04 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where was this post last June when I graduated?!

Unfortunately, my high school was very strict with over-the-top pranks due to a history, so we never had a senior prank :( Some of these lighthearted pranks posted here would've been perfect!

The hypothetical senior prank I talked about was a huge BBQ/Ribfest at our school's courtyard...but it never happened. :(

DatsFuckedUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:41 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hide and Go Poop

mrmcscotty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:07 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone filled the entire floor space of the library with solo cups full of water and wrote a sign on the door say four of these are urine

fbibmacklin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:16 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if it qualifies as a prank, but every member of the senior class gave our principal a marble as we walked across the stage during graduation. He had nowhere to put them but his pants pockets which were pretty well overflowing with marbles by the time the ceremony was over. This was in 1994 and started a tradition of the senior class "gifting" the principal at graduation with something. The tradition continues to this day.

spastastic404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:19 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a main road going past the entrance to our school drive way. The drive way was a large semicircle that looped back onto the same road so we stole some witches hats, got to school really early and diverted the traffic through the school. I've never such looks of bewilderment on the faces of the drivers.

TheCarterIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:35 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If we did any sort of senior prank we would have gotten our "prom privelages" revoked

maybeimtheone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:53 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is going to get lost but last year the seniors had a food fight in the lunchroom. Needless to say whoever started it didn't get to walk and got suspended for the rest of the year.

NotObsoleteIfIUseIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:34 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior class just vandalized the bathrooms, some guys jacked off and came on the stall doors and stall dividers. We were never caught. But that shit's pretty boring...

My wife's senior class on the other hand decided to order several pizzas from every pizza place in town (to clarify, several from one place, several from another) and have them delivered to all of the rooms in the school and to people in lounges (one of the guys ditched class to find people and note their appearance so they could be described to the delivery people). They thought they would get in trouble but it was the last day of school that year so no one really gave a fuck. Her senior class paid for all of the pizza and the principal actually came onto the PA and thanked them for providing the whole school with pizza.

Very few of them actually remembered that had happened, but she told me that her old Spanish teacher (who still teaches there) remembers it good and well.

whatsername522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:57 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

so my high school was an all girls catholic school and to emphasize how incredibly lame this was, we had to get our senior prank approved by the dean -__- so, there were girls that were against pranking, the ones that were all for the harmless pranks, and the girls that wanted to demolish the school (so i guess getting a prank approved makes sense) we ended up doing a senior "nap" and during a passing period, all of us brought blankets and pillows right in the middle of the hallway and laid down, blocking everyone's path..this was approved because it was a kodak moment. we also tried to do a senior tailgate type thing with a root beer keg..it ended up being freezing out for it and one girl tried to do a keg stand and the dean flipped a shit.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:57 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I studied in a catholic school and we were one of the last girl-only generations. So we did several pranks in fact.

We put detergent on the sugar in the teacher's lounge and in another occasion we put laxatives too.

We came up with something that had "cum" consistancy and threw a condom filled with that stuff.

We put a crazy animal called "rabipelado" (looks like a very vicious and mean giant rat) in the toilet.

The list goes on but this were the most eccentric ones.

hyperfat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

1000 pink flamingos on the lawn.

C_a_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:05 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone made up a facebook page invite saying we were going to have a water fight in the hallways and bring in water blasters, water balloons, etc. Word got around fast enough that on the day of our "senior prank" the principal held a senior meeting during 1st period saying that he would like to see us all walk at graduation so he sent us all home and gave us the rest of the day off. Little does he know, not one of us actually brought in anything for a water fight.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:32 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some friends of mine put three sheep on an oval and labeled then 1, 2, and 4. The teachers went nuts looking for 3.

flexedUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:48 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Class of 2008 at a public high school in NYC. The soccer ball captain was a very good player but also a certified clown. He purchased 4 live chickens with 3 others of his teammates and let them out on the hallways during the bell .

He is where it get weirder , all 4 students who participated in the prank , died randomly between 2010 and 2012.

SURYD-IS-GOD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:30 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A recent school play included some outside actors so we dressed them up as camera men and directors who were scouting for a reality tv show. We got the principle to play along and we basically had people do stupid stuff on camera. We showed the best clips at the next all school assembly.

joyfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:15 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In 2002, our high school renovated our parking lot. I was a junior at that time and a year of driving in and out of this shittily (not a word) designed lot gave us the idea to make it even worse for everyone else, but us as a prank. So, after we had graduated, about 15 of us pitched in money to purchase an old POS van for about 1200.

The plan was to drive the van to the main entrance/exit of the main lot, jump out, and leave the car there blocking everyone in until the van was towed away. This would likely take 3-4 hours and cause another hour of delay for everyone...because I as said earlier, the lot was designed horrendously.

As we're prepping everything (spray painting '03! all over the van and putting on presidents masks), we get the key stuck in the ignition. We can turn engine on and off, but couldn't get the key out. So, we decided to bring a hammer with us and the plan was to smash the key into place after parking, thinking that would do the trick.

It's GO time! We stuff 6-7 of the group into the van armed with the hammer to smash the key and the knives to slash the tires once we arrive, which would make it even more difficult to tow. Upon arrival, we swerve up into the lot and actually popped a curb or two in order to get to the perfect position. Unfortunately, we're greeted by our seemingly waiting school officer, "Tom". Either way, we jump out and get to business. Tires slashed! Key hammered into place! More cop cars pull up, all school officers, but we all start running toward the 3 friends waiting in getaway cars at a religious center that was immediately next to the school. Some get caught and some get away, but the ones who get caught simply have to call and pay for the tow company to come and wait for it all to get settled out. No charges pressed.

In the end, we did block the entrance close to as longed as planned, but a couple of us, not including me, had to hang around until it all got sorted out. Net win for '03!

Oh, and then we also spray painted some shit and chased lowerclassmen on their last day and tried to paddle them like Dazed and Confused lol

kungpaola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:51 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do one but we were planning on filling up the pool with jello.

BreakingX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:24 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We played a bunch of small pranks: Honey on banisters, locked eggs in cupboards and hid the keys, shredded paper on top of fans, added bubble bath liquid to the fountain, put catnip in the school founder statue, switched out school anthem tape for bohemian rhapsody, removed a leg/wheel from tables and chairs, and switched keyboard keys around.

mutantporndriller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:51 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

23 years ago 2 guys from my school threw 2 other guys from a bridge in the river(approx 3 meters fall)

btw this was the graduation day and they didnt get their diplomas

its my 1st year of hs and we still honor their deed

drflanigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:03 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're gonna need a crane...

sops-sierra-19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:18 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We dressed up in cheap stormtrooper costumes and walked around downtown

Pachanca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:07 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put sticky notes all over my teachers class room coveting everything. In between book pages, on and under desks, ceiling, floor, walls, inside her fridge, her chair. Literally everything.

1000deadGoats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:34 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Step 1. Obtain 3 pigs Step 2. Label one pig #1, the second #2, and the last pig #4 Step 3. Oil the pigs and make them slippery as hell Step 4. Release pigs in school

Sapphire--Blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:40 on February 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll probably get burried but a few guys in my class hired a clown to follow the principal around all day. And there was a hamster (I think it was hamster) race in the hallways and everyone dressed up in derby clothes. We also ran around the school just before the end of the day and had a party in the parking lot.

GratefulReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:09 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A group of buddies and I removed the back of a locker, crawled behind the wall and over a suspended ceiling to break into a locked storage closet and steal the podium used for the first period civics class that all seniors had to take. In place of the podium, we left a tiny balsa wood replica and a note saying we'd shrunk the podium and would only return it to it's full size if the school met our insane list of demands.

Of course, they didn't and we almost burst, holding in our laughter when the teachers lectured from behind a music stand on the stage for a week.

Eventually we returned the podium and at graduation, my buddies and I all passed the principal tiny balsa wood podiums (podia?) when we shook his hand.

nabeelv44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:36 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cereal everywhere outside the school. It was annoying because they got stuck to your shoe, but that was it.

earthboy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:35 on February 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Comment here if you live in the Bay Area or Sacramento! "Hella"

audiboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:50 on February 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We set off firecrackers inside the classroom. A classroom that was on the 4th floor of the building. Naturally it set off the fire alarm, but we were too happy to care. It took our school principal to get on the speakers and announce "Please come down, the rest of the school is waiting to see you delinquents".

Ah memories.

NothingpersonallyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:14 on February 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class, but when I was a freshman the seniors broke all the bathroom locks. RIP privacy

yourpetgoldfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:47 on February 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school had drop ceilings and we hid my teacher's phone inside a decorated tile in the common area. He could hear it every time he called it, but for the life of him, he couldn't find it until we gave him riddles after lunch. Nate was a good sport.

Ryobate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:22 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasnt my year, but about three years ago the seniors bought 3 pigs and let them loose inside the school. On the backs of the pigs they wrote "1","2" and "4". The school falculty found all 3 of the pigs within 2 hours but they were on edge for a few days as they never found the pig labeled "3."

yoursweetlord70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:47 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

about 30 of us bought a ton of super-balls, and dumped them from the top of all the main staircases, and threw them down all the hallways at our school

zonfar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:10 on March 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vaseline over every handrail.

Walter2Sweet34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:59 on July 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 10 months

Krimsonmyst ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:38 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school (all boys high school) was right next to an all girls high school. It had become tradition over the years for the schools to play pranks on each other at the end of the year.

When we were in senior year, one of our classmates, who lived on a farm, brought 3 piglets to school. In (acrylic) black paint, we wrote 1, 2 and 4 on them, then a few of us ran over to the girls school and let them loose in the auditorium, general assembly area, and admin offices.

They rounded the three of them up, but the whole school was turned upside down while they looked for pig #3.

It took them an entire day, and then some (staff stayed back late looking for this elusive 3rd pig), before they realised there was no pig #3.

ScottSierra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to believe someone actually did this, because it's one of the most oft-cited "if you want to cause mayhem, here's a cool idea" pranks.

Deathisrebirth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:47:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow

timesuck897 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The best one I saw was when they made a seniors only beach in the waiting area with benches by the front doors. Sand, beach balls, chairs, fake Palm trees, the whole nine yards. They made an annoncement for the grade 9ers to clean it up, and they did.

For my senior prank, we got a car through the front door into front waiting area. Then everyone got drunk. The girls soccer team did a proper one, took all the furniture out of the teachers lounge into the waiting area, and took over the teacher's lounge.

wanderlust4078 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we (slowly) rode our bikes to school on the one main road in our town and then parked our bikes in the parking spots. Everyone was late including teachers and students and then had no where to park.

rakino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On that day:

A surgeon was late for work. Her patient died due to starting the surgery late and due to stress.

A single mum was late to work. She got fired.

The traffic caused several accidents, one resulting in serious injury. Due to the traffic EMTs were unable to reach the scene before a pregnant woman died of blood loss.

ratchet457l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have about 4 years left but i am planning on renting pit balls and filling select rooms with them.

TheDutchCanadian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:45:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bulls * Nice dogs actually. Love them to bits.

ratchet457l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nope, these things

TheDutchCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, makes sense now.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:55 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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FireDragon79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would that not have dried by the morning?

guywhohighfives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my senior prank was so lame i have forgot it but my sophomore year the seniors we lubing the stairs. people fell down stairs and had some pretty bad injuries like broken limbs and such. it happened multiple times even after the seniors left (seniors graduate a few weeks before the year ends.) it became a real problem but as far as i know no one was caught

MechAegis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:13 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was never popular enough to get in on the pranks...

uvory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our mascot was a rocket. A group of us decided to put a ripped trash bag at the base of the rocket statue; like a broken condom. Then we got shaving cream and sprayed it everywhere. It was great! Lol

thedankbank1021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

200 hamsters in hamster balls released into the hallways. Like 20 of them died and we got in a lot of trouble. Animal cruelty and stuff.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:22:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 in a row, I call bullshit

thedankbank1021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I repeated senior year.

A_Drunk_Dapper_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank? Oh boy...

So the whole grade decided to work together for this and it was great. We even had squads and stuff like that.

Squad Alpha- Bird seed planters Squad Beta- Cricket Planters Squad Charlie- Fish Ceiling People Squad Delta- Zip tie Cable People

You can already tell how chaotic this went down. Due to Squad Alpha only placing the bird seeds in the faculty lot there was bird shit everywhere and in fact some of the cars were permanently stained and so some teachers had to replace their cars. Also, a teacher we considered an asshole ended up fainting so while nobody was looking we smeared some shit on her face.

Squad Beta placed crickets all over the classrooms during Period 3 when everyone is in class and worked with Squad Delta in order to lock them in with the equivalent of 17 bags of crickets. Yes. 17 bags.

Squad Charlie worked with the "janitor" so we could access to the roofs. In reality, they just dressed up as janitors and lock picked the way to the roof.

Then came our getaway process. Due to it being our ditch day nobody suspected the seniors. Also because we were all dressed up as janitors nobody suspected us as we walked through the halls. We all then proceeded to make our way to the roof and used 2 ladders to climb down.

tralce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated a good while ago, but a couple years back a few guys did this.

I don't think anything my class did came remotely close. The only thing I remember my class doing was buying 5 frozen chickens numbering them 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 and hiding them around the school. All 5 were found pretty quickly. It was lame.

godmode123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my Grade 12 but one year they put laxitives in the ketchup in the school cafeteria. Most people didnt eat but there was kid that ate so much he had to go the hospital

droans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man, our school was really wild!!

First, we planned the UNTHINKABLE! See, our school required the men to wear solid-colored button-downed shirts with ties. Want to know what crazy thing we did? All the guys in the school wore STRIPED shirts one day! Pretty crazy right??? It was so bad that they made all the men either change their shirts or be suspended and miss graduation. What a hoot!

Next, we planned a water balloon/water gun fight. It was going to be the greatest! Of course, we wanted to minimize injuries so we were going to have everyone go outside during fifth period to do this. It was exciting! Unfortunately, a teacher caught one student with a water balloon and found out about the plan so none of it happened.

This might sound lame, but imagine how crazy it would have been if we were kindergartners doing this! We would have chuckled during naptime about it.

Edit: Oooh! Almost forgot about Senior Skip Day! Every year, every senior skips on Junior Day! It was exciting! I think maybe 5% of the class didn't show up! They could have been sick, but imagine if someone wasn't and faked being sick! Hahaha he must have enjoyed not going to school that day!

UnknownQTY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To this day, the middle of the Allen High School soccer field (it used to be the main football field before they built a giant multimillion dollar stadium) grows an bit "M" in a much more vibrant and rich green than the rest of the field.

We set it on fire.

mightpossiblybewrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was a little stupid but here we go:

So we originally had a week of pranks but the first day/night got us in so much trouble that there were 50ish people who weren't allowed to walk during graduation and 3 arrests.

For our prank we had a camp out on our schools lawn that Monday night. It was approved by our school and there was a staff member present. But then they decided to leave around midnight. Basically everyone proceeded to get drunk and smoke copious amounts of weed on our school property. Two kids were even so drunk they were passed out at 2 in the afternoon when the cops found them.

Overall it was a great experience and going to class hungover and still a little high was quite the fun senior prank.

acrellin1195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not much of a prank but for the last solid two weeks to a month of school I brought my penny board to school and rode it everywhere and did tricks in the hallway.

I got caught like twice, luckily both times by teachers who like me.

Yes, I was that guy.

TheOPoftheOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but my dad always shares this story of his friend from high schools senior prank. VERY long story short, the guy got drunk dug up an old skeleton from the grave yard across the school. Cut off the head and put it on the principals doorstep. Amazingly nothing happened to the kid. Like literally nothing, the body was so old it had no living relatives to press charges. And the principal was cool with it (after calming down) and said it was the best prank he had ever seen. Pretty fucking twisted, but funny in a dark sort of way.

Notrickgrimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a buddy...will call him Shane. Well you see the Principal's car right out of the teacher's lot in the middle of a school day. Shane steps out of lunch and makes a beeline to Principals Hyundai Wires the ignition, peels out, drives down Dylan Drive to that chicken farm out there. You've heard this before, right? So he pulls it into one of the big holding pens. The Principal he waxed that thing every month; had the auto shop vacuum it out every week. Shane, he parks it in this huge pen with a couple of hundred Rhode Island reds. He busts open bags of seed in the back seat, rolls down all the windows, and then starts sprinting back to school. It's three miles away easy. He's back in time to finish his sandwich before the bell. And then the bell rings. Shane gets up and when he runs into Principal in the hallway your and says "your coupe's gone." Coupe, like chicken coop

Evalou0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would have said you were Rick Grimes, but your username has convinced me otherwise.

Brick_Pudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't have one, but I'll never forget the senior prank from a year before us. They put fish up in the ceiling tiles of the drop ceiling along the science hallway. It stunk clear into the next school year. Brilliant and repulsive.

WenchesAndMead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dissassembled the principles car over winter break and reassembled it in the cafeteria. He left it there for winter break and we bribed the janitors on the days we didn't have band practice.

His reaction when we were in the parking lot and he said "wheres my car?" and we said "you wouldn't believe us if we told you" after he said "try me" and so we told him, he called bullshit, went to the cafeteria, and saw it, and just lost it, and laughed all the way to his office.

ChecksIn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my class prank but, but back in the 50s or 60s (I don't remember exactly) there was a statue of Abraham Lincoln being placed in front of my school. The statue was stacked on top of a few feet worth of bricks. Supposedly some seniors went there at night while the mortar in the bricks was still wet, pulled a few bricks out and threw a bunch of beer, fireworks, and shotgun/rife shells, then resealed it and went on the merry way.

buhde9211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:24 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone in my class had a father that owned a construction company, or had some tie to machinery and apparently their dad was cool. We threw some piece of sht car we found on Craigslist on top of the school gym and spray painted it with something lame like "seniors 2011."

Not the funniest prank but it stayed up there for like 4 months and cost the school some money which I was happy about at the time because fuck school yo.

Marquis77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:31 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stink bombs in every hallway delivered simultaneously, every teacher's trashcan was taken from their rooms and put in the gymnasium's girls locker room, someone managed to throw every single dodgeball up into the gym's rafters, lockers full of toilet paper, and someone managed to sneak into the principle's office and take a shit in his briefcase.

We were not nice children.

rubik4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We put bad fish in the back of the vending machines. Hot machinery + the fan that cools it off spread the smell through the whole school. They shut the hallways down because it took them forever to find it

eideteker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty tame but I'll share: I jacked an extra carton of chocolate milk at lunch one day, placing it in a bank of unused lockers in a main thoroughfare and jamming the door shut so it couldn't be easily opened by hand. Week one passed with no results. Week two brought a slightly noticeable odor. Week three resulted in a cheesy smell. Week four was where the real fun began: teachers and students alike were searching for the puke pile that had to be emitting the stench. Week five had people running through that hall with their shirts over their noses, trying to escape the cloying stench, their faces contorted in a gagging rictus of disgust. Shortly thereafter a janitor found the carton and the game was over, with no one other than my friends any the wiser as to who had placed it.

PrideRSL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just to help picture the situation, I went to a small charter school that was largely just portables my senior year while we had a new building being built.

For our prank we managed to snag a set of Janitor keys, snuck in and took every desk & table out of all the portables and stacked them in the middle "courtyard." Then with the help of some power tools and a few trucks, removed all the stair cases and moved them to an adjacent field. Was probably the first time all year my whole senior class was at the school and on time at once.

Sofa_King_We_Todd_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:58 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn really late to the party. We superglued about 15 classroom doors shut, using canned air held upside down to make it set quickly. We put a few pre-glued stacks pennies in the gaps of the frame and coated them in glue, and another stack of pennies glued to the floor against the door and finally a whole tube on the actual tab. A few of them didn't stick for some reason or someone opened the door before it had dried enough. But most of the doors had to be forcibly pried open or taken off the hinges. Entire classes missed lunch and their next class. We also sent counselor office passes to classes with substitutes, requesting "Jenna Telya" to come to the office but that was more of an on going prank.

Would like to mention, we saw how much work it caused the janitorial staff and felt bad, so we brought them gift baskets my friends mom made as her stay at home mother's extra income, side job. We also put in gift cards to a restaurant down the street from the school. Oh and we did get caught, didn't really get in trouble, had to do a two Saturday's at the school doing stuff like planting flowers, spreading mulch, scrapping gum off desks. No one was really all that mad and most thought it was funny, teachers included.

Gutsyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class stuck a bunch of PLASTIC FORKS on the lacrosse field... and nothing else!

...I still cry.

Tomrad1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Labelling sheep 1,2,3 and 5 and letting them roam the grounds

sodangfancyfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The entire senior class dragged our principle by his hair out into the middle of the quads, stripped him naked, and whipped the shit out of him with wet towels. Afterwards all the guys started tongue kissing each other.

t4coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't our school, but the story lives as a legend at my friend's school.

They got two chickens and spray painted them #1 and #3. Then they released them in the school and laughed as the teachers went crazy looking for the non-existant #2.

caretaker81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released 3 wild chickens in the school building during night. We labeled them as well, there was "1", also "2" and the final one was "4".

samarajac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got the big heavy duty glue guns and overnight we filled the key holes of all the doors to the buildings so you can't get in. Technically illegal as it is destroying property (all locks had to be removed and changed), but it ain't illegal if you don't get caught!

GeorgeBilsonHarms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bought 3 pigs and painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them. The teachers found the 3 pigs but spent two days trying to find the pig with 3 painted on it.

LeslieRWaugh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took screwdrivers with us to school and randomly unscrewed things over the course of months non-essential screws so that whatever we were removing screws from was still left intact. A bucket of screws was later delivered to the principal with no context.

Nickmagliato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school was near a farm. We "borrowed" two pigs from the farm. We painted #1 on one pig and #3 on the other. Then, we greased them up with Vaseline and let them loose throughout the school. Within an hour, the school was closed as faculty searched for #2.

Rammer2dajammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I threw a butchered pig's head into our schools weight room thru an open window. We also filled a few baby pools up with quikcrete and left them in front of doors. Furthermore we hoisted a porto-potty upside down, into a tree above or outdoor eating area. Continuing on, some other enterprising seniors strung up yarn in a crazy spiderweb all over the parking lot. I'm pretty sure someone else threw motor oil and fish guts on and around every single entrance to the school. DHS Class of 2008

ilivlife ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:21:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a freshmen two seniors cut bus brake lines and glued doors shut. After that no years did pranks.

zoyag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We listed our school on Craigslist and our principal got calls all day for the property.

TheHashassin ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:12:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released 3 live pigs into the halls with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 painted on their sides. After they caught those three, they spent a whole day searching for the nonexistent #3.

zuzu666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd think people would stop falling for this, considering it happens to have been EVERYONE'S senior prank

treefitty350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is such an old joke that no school officials would fall for it, just like nobody here will believe you did this.

doctor_doge ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:06:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
partisanyc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:19:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting into an ivy league university.

BenKatz88 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When we were seniors, we decided to take the screws out of all the teachers' chairs. One teacher (whose seat was by a huge 4th story window) fell from his chair and then out through the window. As you can guess, he hit the ground quite hard but was still conscious. When he got up the seniors started pelting him with balloons (filled with feces and urine) until he was run over by an 18-wheeler. Both of his femur bones had compound breaks and when he attempted to stand up, he collapsed to the ground and started vomiting profusely. Another classmate of mine placed a plastic bag under his mouth while he was vomiting and then proceeded up to the school's cafeteria. This crazy guy thought it would be funny to replace the Thousand-Island dressing with a mixture of his vomit and some of his own diarrhea...where a number of freshman consumed the dressing. About 24-36 hours later, 23 students died from e-coli poisoning (y'know, because of the feces).

After the teacher (who fell from the window and was hit by the truck...and piss/feces balloons) recovered from his injuries, he returned to the school with a AK-47 and shot the mother-fucker who thought it would be funny to take the screws from his chair. However, he didn't realize the full power of the AK-47 and a few stray bullets ricocheted off a brick wall and into the spine of his newly-wedded wife who was pregnant with triplets. She died, but the triplets survived and were later given up to foster parents, because their crippled and violent-as-shit father was too depressed to take care of them. They were all found 15 years later in the basement of a madman who turned the lower-floors of his home into a torture chamber.

Yeah...it was a hilarious prank.

SweaterBlack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I might have to try this.

BenKatz88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:17 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get the downvotes on this...this was a classic prank!

ZetaLightning94 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ours was lame.. they just plastic wrapped the principal's car. My brother's senior class stole 3 pigs from a local farm, sprayed the numbers: 1, 2, and 4 on their backs, then let them loose in the school.

Deathisrebirth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Krimsonmyst just posted this

I_be_who_I_be ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:30:54 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The pig thing is the most overused prank, so I'm not surprised.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

everyone does this prank

rakino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone's friend of a friend lies about having done this

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:49:47 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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psychoticpython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:41 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bull-fucking-shit

0g0d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No they didn't.

knight2k11 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My cousin and friends released 3 chickens in the school. They were tagged 1,2 and 4. Apparently they searched the whole school twice looking for the phantom 4th chicken.

maskillzizillz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:29:52 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So private school in a bad part of town. We could get away with a lot. - before homecoming we put stink bombs in the crevice of the elevator. (The glass vial kind that smelled horrible and could slip between cracks) and the first person that went in shattered two as they moved floors. The school actually had to be evacuated due to the vomiting induced in nearby classrooms. I'll never forget my principal in a hospital mask with two cans of Lysol patrolling the school trying to rid the smell. - we stole all the plane miniatures fedex had donated. - hacked a teachers computer and replaced the grades. ( he was young and his password was the college he was oh so proud of graduating from) - we blocked the younger classmens parking lot with our cars and refused to let anyone leave as our class partied and refused to let them join. - in a catholic school, I convinced our entire class to refuse the wine at mass which ended in our religion teacher having to chug the whole grail and be just cheap wine wasted for the next class. We got to "meditate"

industrialcrabs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:14 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not mine but john green's. i find it hysterical.

MyPegLegIsNumb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:48:11 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filled up our junior English teachers' room with balloons. It was mild, but hilarious. She didn't really have class that day. You're welcome, underclassmen.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:06:43 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My school had open campus lunch until a couple years ago. My senior year I had everyone in my class sign a petition to make lunches closed campus the next year.

rakino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is delightfully cruel

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:51:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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TheSubOrbiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

must be some rich ass farmers if they can afford to let their kid drive one of those expensive and gas guzzling motherfuckers to school.

sexbeast420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:19:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tried to throw a pool party in the school pool, they caught on and busted us, the girl who planned it got in huge trouble.

Ganjisseur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:21:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Krazy glued all the exterior keyholes in the middle of the night.

School was cancelled until they could replace the locks.

DEAN72622 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:56:08 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My senior prank is My friend's school did this, but instead two people playing chess it was just two cans of soda.

CharizardTurtle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:00:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm very late to the party, but we disassembled out principal's desk and moved it onto the football pitch. It had full power and connectivity. He worked their until nearly lunch time, when a soccer ball knocked over his computer.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:39:37 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God drunk in the bathroom, glued a bunch of locks shut, snapped keys off in lockers.

It was a brand new school as well, we'd been there like a week, well, not formally there. We'd only had to come back for exams because we'd finished the formal schooling and were expected to revise for our GCSE's or something.

Primarily we were pissed off at the administration for various stuff they'd done and made us do as a result of this new school - it was like a prison so we figured we'd act like prisoners. Hence the severity.

Anyway, yeah we fucked that school up good and proper. Oh to be a teenager again...

farfaraway ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:40:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was about eight years old my grandmother was visiting us for a few weeks. Dinner time comes around and we are all sitting down to eat.

I offered to pull back her chair so that she could sit down. Everyone thought that I was a little gentleman.

Right up until I pulled it out from under her just as she sat down. I still remember the sound she made when she hit the floor, and the wallop my dad gave me immediately after.

Oh. You mean highschool. Fuck it. She's a senior and I'm posting this.

tryin-my-best-yo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:48:27 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Released thousands of crickets in my library without even my best friends knowing. Crickets did you their thing for over a year after.

JennyUE ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:57:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Little late, but my school got 9 chickens. Class of 2010. All the chickens were numbered and then released.. you're probably wondering why 9 chickens and it's class of 2010. Weeeeell someone had the awesome idea of numbering them 1-2-3-4-5-7-8-9-10. They kept looking for number 6 for hours.

GeraldMungo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:01:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My funny, lively 68 yr. old aunt (there's usually one in every family) was talking about how nothing shocked her nowadays. So I sat her down and had her watch Two Girls, One Cup. The old broad toughed it out but was gagging mid way. She tried to give me the beat down with a rolled up magazine. She called me a deviant and just about every name she could muster and accused me of elder abuse. Now the real kicker was when she found out that I've never seen the video myself. I found out about it on Family Guy and saw reaction videos on YouTube. She called me later that evening to tell me she would be suing me and to expect a call from her attorney (j/k).

BustRag ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:06:29 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every year my school has a party for graduation, and at this party there is a huge slip n' slip. As a sophomore I decided to save up my semen for the next 2 year until my senior year. By this time I have collected over 1 liter of semen, and the day of my senior party I mixed my semen with lube and water and pored it onto the slip n' slide. People started complaining about the smell and eventually realized there was semen on the slip n' slide but nobody found out it was me because everyone was throwing buckets of soapy water into it.

ScoochMagooch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:08:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We got like 30 people together and had a huge orgy in the library...

I lied I didn't do a senior prank, I just wanted to sound cool :(

2yan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:09:56 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We ambush our 'first years' with water guns, buckets of water and build a fort out of tables and chairs. It's tradition. (Our high school was only grades 11 and 12). The first years never see it coming. it's always awesome. UWC's are awesome.

yazid_ghanem ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:26:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our senior prank was rather elaborate. We had a small cohort of around 35 students, but that was more than enough to get shit done. We went to school at around 1AM, and worked our way through the night. It was ridiculous.

Part 1 The Art Project: Each of us "donated" a small sum of money, which was then used to buy over 3000 small plastic balls, like the ones you see here. We have a small bridge that connects the two buildings of secondary school. All those balls went in there, and we closed off the bridge from both sides.

Part 2 The Aftershock: We then proceeded to take the desks from every single classroom in secondary school and put them in the hallways. Oh that's just the beginning. After that, we put every. Single. Chair. in secondary school... on the roof. Over 500 chairs stacked on the roof.

Part 3 The Getaway: Now of course, we had to leave the school. But us being rebels thought it would be nice to wait till the school administrators came. And we did. We hid in the emergency staircase, and waited. They came, they saw, they realized we were still in the building due to security cameras (not even joking). So we did what any teenager would do and we ran. We ran to the parking lot, where some of us had cars waiting. We literally shoved ourselves inside and just left. We were victorious. We felt unstoppable. In fact, the prank was so well executed, that the school principal (not even the secondary school principal) congratulated us.

Revelation: Before you ask, yes this was an inside job. A ridiculous amount of planning went into this, you cannot even imagine. Reddit, I did not make this up. This prank is still hailed as the most ridiculous senior prank ever pulled in my city.

MrPillowTheGreat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:30:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we all gave 1 specific teacher an apple, prank being what on earth does he do with his 100s of apples

Kraymur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:33:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a very nice one, but our Senior class paid a crackhead (in crack) to strip down naked, they wrote 'Class of 00' all over his body, and had him run through the school. Our Principle was the one to tackle the man after he left the school and entered our baseball field. The police were called, it was fun. The year before that, they smokebombed the main entrance to the school and a couple guys ran in with supersoakers filled with piss, Less fun.

cgiall420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:46:05 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like how every answer in here starts with "We", as if the person writing it was directly involved. Chances are great that, provided these things actually happened, they were done by some other people and not by the guy sitting in his mom's basement dreaming of what a cool prank he would do if he could only go back in time and be one of the cool kids.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:47:45 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My freshman year a bunch of seniors released 6 chickens into the cafeteria.

tookadickpic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:10:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Throwaway because top kek.

We spent a few days collecting every cellphone number of every student and faculty member in the school. I mean every individual fucking cellphone - we even got some parents numbers.

Then we bought a prepaid wireless phone, and added every single one of the numbers to the contacts. There were about 130 of them... we lived in a small town but it still took a while.

The day of the prank, my buddy took a picture of his erect penis, and during senior lunch we sent that dick pic to every_single_person in the school. That mighty phallus travelled far and wide - people printed it and hung it on the walls, hell it even got a spot on the local news. (censored, of course)

This was wayyy back around 2005-6, so the whole "Sexting" thing had just begun. They put a new rule in the school rulebook because of us.

They tried to find out who did it - the staff interrogated pretty much everyone. We were known as the trouble makers so naturally they assumed it was us... but they didn't have any proof. ;)

KingOfTheP4s ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:39:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few students moved all of the lunch tables to the third floor.

Every student involved was expelled the next day, no questions asked. Not even kidding.

davidhwilson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:35:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took screwdrivers with us to school and randomly unscrewed things over the course of months -- non-essential screws so that whatever we were removing screws from was still left intact. A bucket of screws was later delivered to the principal with no context. Only as an adult am I able to appreciate how truly annoying this must have been.

houseofmatt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:35:48 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had "bike narcs" who rode around campus giving truancy notices for delinquent students. Senior day we grabbed the head narcs bike when he walked into the bathroom, did about a 90% disassemble, and had it sitting on blocks where he left it. As soon as he saw it we walked around the the corner with a new bike for him. He stopped being mad quick.

heavymtl1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine, but a friend of mine's senior prank. They got 9 squirrels and taped numbers 1-10 on them, but left out a number 7. They let them loose. The school was looking around all day for the last one, but eventually gave up.

Shisno_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:07:10 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine's family owned a farm...

We took two piglets, and numbered them "1" and "3" with temporary hair dye. We then greased them up, and let them loose in the school. Near the end of the day, a very beleaguered Principal asked "whoever is responsible" to come forward and help find the 2nd pig - no consequences! So, I lost the ensuing game of rock-paper-scissors. It took me over 30 minutes to convince her there was no pig #2.

I occasionally see her around town and she wants to talk/laugh about that prank every time.

Jsapp1516 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:35 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released 3 chickens in the school and labeled them 1,2 and 4. The teachers spent most of the day looking for number 3

AstgikSandy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:40 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

For our 2007 senior prank, we bought 4 live chickens, labeled them "1, 2, 3, 5". Then, we set them loose at our rival high school. They couldn't find the fourth one. .^

_Decimation ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if it was a senior prank or not, but does anyone remember that incest prank done at Rosemount High in MN? Yeah, I go there now. I didn't actually do the prank, I just wanted to share it.

HungryMoose1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We "borrowed" a bunch of chickens and released them inside the school. Some people were not happy about it.

Thevagman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:49:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My class didnt really have a prank more of just crazy antics throughout the entire year. My cousin on the other hand was a different story lol him and a couple friends bout 3 pot belly pigs greased the shit outa them and painted the numbers 1,2,and 4 on them and released them into the halls. So after about 4 hours of the staff chasing the pigs and finally catching them they had 3 pigs all numbered 1,2,and 4 you all know what happened next right? They freaked out and spent the next 2 day on the hunt for number 3. XD lmfao greatest prank ever

chili01 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:55:03 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually don't know. It is a very big school.

bizazzle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:21 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The prank was that we weren't going to pull a prank, being the first senior class to claim this they called our bluff naturally, we managed to have the entire staff on edge for a month. We'd get together in the halls and talk about stuff, teachers would watch with suspicion, they had no idea we were just talking about their suspicion of us and how funny this all was. I imagine the anticipation killed some of them. R.I.P

centrpath ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:50 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graduating. Most of my classmates never saw it coming.

dogmatic001 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:35:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated.

hadookenman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:37:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happened at my cousin's school, but still funny. A few kids somehow got ahold of 3 pigs, and painted a number on each of them. The first two were 1 and 2, but the third pig had 4 painted on it. They were let loose in the building and school was canceled for a week and a half while they searched for pig 3.

TheChanChinaman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:18:42 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty late to the party but I just loved this grad prank.

It wasn't my years' prank but it set example for years to come. The senior year right before i entered high school got 3 pigs and wrote on them individually 1,2 and 4 and set them loose around the school. Mayhem ensued and eventually the pigs were caught. However, after the capture, the grads pretended to be worried saying that there were 4 pigs. So for the rest of the day, the entire school went on a pig hunt for a non-existent pig that was supposed to be labelled number 3.

Fucking genius.

RSHenderson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:24:20 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senior now. Thanks for all the ideas

fuck_green_jello ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:44:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The entire graduating class, with the exception of the baseball and track team so they wouldn't possibly miss games, wore non-uniform shoes one day. Our entire class received a special detention. Our Prefect of discipline was so impressed that he complimented us on our ability to coordinate the "prank" in less than 24hrs, said good job, and let us leave after a minute.

K21G94 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:50:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior class but a year before us got 3 pigs and labeled them 1,2,&4. They set them loose in the school and the staff went crazy trying to catch them. When they caught all the pigs they thought there was still another one and went on a crazy rampage looking for #3. Another year the seniors put baby oil on a main set of stairs in the school and then pulled the fire alarm.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:59 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We didn't do anything.

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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A small prank upon my friend but still good- had a friend who was more popular and had a lot of guy's numbers. She gave me like 5 of the most popular- I knew they didn't have my number so I started shit spamming memes and copypastas. They ask who it was- I say Alex (another friend of mine, a guy). They're like wtf we hardly know who you are leave us alone. I persist. One day a kid was like "Ok please stop this isn't funny it's annoying" and I know where Alex sits at lunch so I text the guy "Come fight me right now I'm at the senior table." Me and Alex had a class together the next period. He was so mad and KNEW it was me- basically said the guy went up to him and yelled at him to leave him alone and that his memes weren't funny.

steezefries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's stupid and annoying.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:32 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh totally. But my friends and I laughed our asses off soooo I don't really care?

thatG_evanP ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was kind of a tradition at our school to find where the other classes were building their homecoming float and try to fuck it up. Of course the school frowned on this and threatened harsh punishments for participating. Well we found the house where the sophomores were building their float. There was pretty much a week long party going on there so people would be there to guard in constantly. Well we went to my buddies house to gear up. He and his brother were big into paintball so they had everything we needed. There was four of us and we all got decked out head to toe in camo and grabbed 2 of their best guns. We went to the house and 2 of us took the guns (another guy and me) went to the front of the house where everyone was hanging out. The other 2 of us went around the back intending to steal the huge mascot off the float. It was a giant paper mache donkey btw, our school team was the burros. Me and the guy that went to the front got way closer than we thought we would and hid in the bushes. When the two guys around back said "Go!" we raised up and just started unloading from like 20' away. It was horrible! We shot so many people at close range, many of them in the head and face. We ended up getting away with the burro and drove to our school. We bribed the night cleaning crew to let us in and we put the burro on the 2nd story roof of the main entrance to the school. Needless to say the next day the administration was pissed. Pissed to the point of offering rewards to anyone with information about our caper. Plus there was about 10 sophomores walking around with bruised faces and black eyes. We never got caught. It was pretty epic

mr42ndstblvd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:09 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not a prank but when all the seniors where at prom me and a friend took are trucks and we backed up by where the limos where unloading and we did burnouts to piss off all the rich kids at prom then we did doughnuts on the shcool lawn we where drop outs so the worst they could do was call the cops lol and they did!!

luckily my friends dads house was right aroumd the block so we hid the trucks in his garage till after the prom let out so we could go home

Educated_Spam ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:15 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you guys here about that ladybug thing where seniors released thousands of ladybugs into the school? Yeah.. I graduate this year from there. Tough to top that one.

unsung_gopro_hero ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Releasing 2 chickens into the grounds with tags numbered 1 and 3.

local843 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:44 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a small private Christian high school with 35 in my graduating class. Had 36, but one kid got arrested a few months before graduation, so he didn't graduate. The school wasn't too strict but there were some guidelines we all had to follow. Our senior class had something planned, for whatever reason it fell through and we all just said fuck it. Week before graduation the senior class always went one a "mission trip" to the Dominican. Basically about two days of playing in the sugar cane village and a couple days on the beach. Well the first day all the girls played this game with the young (8-12 yr old) boys. Basically it was like duck duck goose but it somehow involved kissing someone on the cheek. Not a big deal, but Christian school, when we left the girls were basically told not to do it again. Later that night at the hotel a few of the guys came up with a plan to prank the girls that were involved in the game, and get one of the local host to basically act like it was a huge deal and send all the girls home first thing the next morning. We only told one of the 5 adults that was with us, so the school faculty had no idea. That night in our meeting, the local missionary comes up and explains how inappropriate it was, tells all the girls arrangements have already been made for them to leave at 7 am. We weren't even half way though our senior trip yet, and the look on the girls, and teachers faces was priceless. I've never seen so many tears from a joke in my life. I wish I could explain in more detail what all happened, but it was the greatest 10 minutes of the senior trip for all the guys....... Oh and then like an hour lady, one of the girls was still so upset she almost fell out of her second story hotel room. That was fucking hilarious too

Yurei2 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:23 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took four chickens from a friends farm, spray painted 1, 2, 3, and 5 on their backs, then let them loose in the school shortly before leaving.

adx500 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:49 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kids in my years painted "1" and "3" on 2 pigs and let them loose

memerboy88 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:06 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

me and my friends went around the school and taped pictures of blaze the cat NAKED up on all the walls (NSFW) I took 1 and satisfied myself in the janitoes closet and left a mess for him to CLEAN UP LOL!

Binford9000 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  1. Lather three pigs in baby oil.
  2. Label them "1", " 2", and "4".
  3. Release in school.
EndlessRa1n ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:18 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our school, a few years ago, let loose three chickens. They each had a tag with a number: 1, 2, and 4. Staff spent ages trying to catch them, and even longer trying to find number 5.

chinstrapp ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We took 3 goats from the Ag building and painted 1, 2, and 4 on them and let them loose. They spent the whole day looking for number 3.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:28 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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thefrdeal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:36 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfunny and in bad taste.

otabagel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:46 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Switched all the meds at the old folks home with psychadelics - ha!

UncleMadness ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:02 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Switched some old dudes oxygen tank with nitrous. Hilarious.

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FetusChrist ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:52:29 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quality replies help threads grow. Just post it.

heisenberger_royale ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:03:26 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Listen to your unborn savior damn it!

Tupnado21 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:52:08 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

karma begging

iAmWillyAmm ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:24:57 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We released three pigs in the school and painted numbers one them. 1, 2 and 4. The school authorities spent all day in a panic trying to find the number 3 pig.

EntoBrad ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:30 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not mine but a friend locked our textiles teacher in her tiny office all weekend. What we didn't know is she was claustrophobic, freaked out and had to shit on the floor. It was pretty funny.

rakino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:39 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If this was true (it isn't, she could have called for help via landline or cell, or just smashed a window after day one without water rather than shitting on the floor) your friend is a scumbag.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:16 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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rakino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:22 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  1. No you won't.

  2. The staff won't care that there "might be" an extra pig if no one reports seeing pig # 3

  3. At least a few teachers would have heard of this prank, the idea is older than sin.

cdkl121 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:53 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my senior year; but someone had taken FOUR of the pigs from the agriculture department in our school and hid them around the campus. Then the school was threatened (by the seniors of course) that if they don't find FIVE pigs, they'd kill them. All four pigs were found, but the staff (and some agriculture students as well) were running around campus like chickens with their heads cut off trying to find the non-existent fifth pig.

ziptierocket ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:00 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At our school, we took 2 pigs and painted the number #1 and #3 on them. Release them in the school and wait for them to find pig #2.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:07 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated a semester early and then proceeded to never look back because high school is boring.