could probably do that with the entire cast, have Seth Rogen be the only one not saying spoilers, he's just laughing in the background.
Jonah: Darth Vader is Luke's Father
Danny: You're an Oscar nominated Actor, you've gotta sell that shit, Darth Vader is Luke's Father!
Jonah: [in a more somber manner] Darth Vader is Luke's father
Danny: Okay, that's impressive
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:19:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a spoiler for me. Not because of the Darth Vader thing; I saw the original Star Wars movies long ago. But rather because I didn't realize that Jonah Hill had been nominated for an Oscar, let alone two, and I think he's such a bad actor. You've spoiled my life by informing me that the world could nominate him for an Oscar.
Well at least one of them was for Wolf of Wall Street, which he was pretty damned good in. Not Daniel Day Lewis level, but I can see him getting the nomination.
Cadamar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:39:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but it went so fast I was really confused. Kylo Ren was dead the whole time?
This wasn't my answer to the original question. If it were, I think I'd have to get a bit contemplative about how those three exact movies ended up in the comment above mine.
Or about a writer who's master of a good ending but keeps getting overruled by the directors until finally he gets his real ending used, and somehow it kills him.
Zzyyxx2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:25:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He gets pissed off and snaps, but in his haste he forgets to clean the gun and misses that someone filled the rifle with cement as a prank, the resulting explosion leaves him a vegetable. It's the first installment of /r/thisismylifenow
salasc ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:12:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would a hooker have anything to do with roofies? Just because they're both sex related doesn't mean it's a good joke if there's no connection between the two. Besides, roofio isn't his sidekick, tinkerbell is.
TTFire ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:15:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TyceGN ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:37:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I picture him using the Mrs. Doubtfire voice in this.
... speaking of which: Mrs. Doubtfiring: the story of an unsure female manager who has to layoff employees to save her job... will she sacrifice her career?
Dustin Hoffman has a dildo replacing his hand, it ticks instead of vibrating and instead of a crocodile that gets him it's a gay biker gang at the end.
Goddamn would this be amazing if hewould have done this. His gay impressions on top of his prostitute impressions are literally some of the funniest things on earth.
Hooking - A famous hockey player captains his team in the Stanley Cup finals. He's never won anything in his career and this is his last chance. Game 7 overtime, he takes a 2 min penalty which ends up costing his team the championship.
se1ze ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:59:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god this needs more upvotes.
CBtheDB ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:14:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh captain, my captain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Ooh captain.
kmnekhoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:34:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this and wondered how hockey had anything to do with sailors.
Then I got the visual of Robin Williams in a Minnesota Wild-esque sweater on ice skates pulling sailors down from under their arms with a hockey stick.
Ktbear23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin him self would laugh about this joke. RIP Peter Pan, may you ever fly on to Never Never Land and continue adventures that bring joy to your life!
This summer, Rob Schneider is an executive with a crazy idea: renting out the jungle for parties! The locals aren't happy about it and he has to make it all work! Directed by Adam Sandler.
Kevtrev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, because I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's been botherin' me.
Ktbear23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a mob story, featuring a plucky human founding trying to make a name for himself as a bookie, but whose plans are derailed by the lion and monkey mafias group who are both trying to induct him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys, I got you a great gig! The crowds are gonna love you! Couple of tips, though - bring lots of mosquito repellent, and don't drink anything from a human skull."
I'll not defend premise that this movie has merit, but I thought the idea was that he knew Karate, making him the "karate kid," only his karate (or maybe just all karate) was shit.
I haven't seen this film since it was in theaters.
I was so happy with the writer as soon as I heard that line. I wonder how much effort or thought they put into that, or if it was just a random "holy shit" moment.
Makes a lot more sense since there was absolutely zero karate in it. My guess is the studio just wanted to bring in more money by tying it to the original franchise.
rg90184 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it make sense to call it the Kung Fu Kid?
It wasn't a bad movie. But they shouldn't have tried to ride the coat tails of an iconic franchise. They should have made it it's own entity and had it stand on its own. I can guarantee it wouldn't have done nearly as well though.
Bobshayd ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:44:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask the Rifftrax guys to do it. If they did, it'd be comedy gold.
crilen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to do it. Lol
Gsusruls ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:54:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This wouldn't even be expensive to produce. It's just the regular karate kid with someone sounding like an old japanese gentleman talking in the background thoughtfully, incredulously.
Somehow I imagine those two octopi from Shark Tales saying this while lazily pointing to a rickety wooden sign, except instead of in the ocean, they're in space.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonestar is a pro at this.
ArmaCSAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A tale about traffic in space travel in which our main character causes horrendous traffic in order to troll other galactic drivers while avoiding the 24th regiment, a union of cops, doughnuts, and boredom.
gjrabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spacing Jam - a documentary about various jams being shot into space.
SCMatt33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where, in an attempt to live a life he is used to, he builds an arithmetic engine, the basis of all computers, and then bam you have a shoe string paradox.
Nice end to season one.
bluesox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:35:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a programmer struggling to create a heuristic ASCII art program to recreate the Mona Lisa.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:34:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
There is a legitimately compelling screenplay somewhere in there. Doesn't even have to actually be the Mannings or athletes at all, just three brothers, all successful, but two more famous than the one.
xorgol ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 11:28:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be about the Hemsworths
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:35:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He actually looks like he would be great in an action role. He's got that Hemsworth chin, but he looks much tougher. I'm guessing he doesn't act though.
It won't be for everyone as it's incredibly soapy, but Andre Lyon from Empire has this exact problem - his Dad's a famous hip-hop star, his brothers are both talented artists whose stars are on the rise, but he went the business route. He's successful, but struggles for his overbearing Dad's approval because he's not a "star" like his bros, and also made the error of marrying a white girl.
Bear in mind that Andre's not the main focus of the show, it's largely based on the whole family but the real central character is his Dad, Lucious (Terrence Howard).
And when I said it's soapy, I really mean it, it's basically a soap opera with a big budget and big Hollywood actor as the main role. But it's still quite entertaining, the performances are superb and the music is great.
Ooh, like John Attenborough, David and Richard's brother, who was head of Alfa Romeo's British operations, but must have been ignored at family gatherings.
Well, he was certainly the best athlete, but seeing as Peyton and Eli are QBs, I'd be willing to wager that they'd still be the seen as better football players. Goes with the territory. Peyton for sure, at least.
Would have been really fun to see either of them possibly throw to Cooper, though.
As an Ole Miss fan, I agree. Peyton may have come to Ole Miss instead of Tennessee if Cooper had not been diagnosed. At least, that is what everyone said.
Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figured it would be the filipino equivalent of rocky, except the lead character is a triplet, and only two of them are heavyweight boxers, and due to an accident, the third one is the one who has to fight at the end.
JesterLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'll be winning when he's 60 and has a healthy brain and a good back.
Tausney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Manning.
He's the brother we don't know about that's kept in a cage in the basement...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah, I thought everyone had forgotten about The Third Man, as its in the shadow of Citizen Kane and other Orson Welles works.
lurgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be "The Thin Manning". He couldn't play football because he was just too skinny.
Dalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Third Manning
The year is 2017. Chelsea, formerly Bradley, gets a hold of some secret government documents and leaks them to the public. (Again...)
To stay safe from the government and hide she has to switch gender once again, but can't go back to being a man. She needs to find a third gender. Feeling lost Manning seeks help on Tumblr.
The Tumblrinas reassure Manning that xe has nothing to worry about, as gender is just a social construct and xe can identify as whatever xe likes. For starters xe switches name to Demi, a unisex name starting on the next letter of the alphabet, to appease hir OCD.
Unknown to Demi the newly elected female president, Hilldog, is following hir every move and message sent on Tumblr, as Tumblr has been under Hilldog command since the campaign leading up to the election last year. Hilldog was impressed and felt threatened by the large following that Bernard Sanders gathered through internet campaigns and realized that she also needed to focus her campagin online and Tumblr felt like a good platform and it eventually won her the position as leader of the no longer free world.
Hilldog creates a special online unit to try and supress the spread of the documents that Demi leaked. GovernGate is born and mostly what they do is spam Twitter with hate directed towards Demi and claims that these documents aren't representative of what the government is actually doing, it is just Demi trying to push a certain narrative they say.
As a response to the uncalled for hate that Demi faces, society joins up behind hir. A new movement is born, Deminism. Deminism calls for the execution of all government employees, leaving no room for nuance, using the hashtag #KillAllGovernmentEmployees.
With all this controversy and attention around Demi, Hilldogs agents are closing in on hir. Demi has to change identity and gender again to avoid getting caught, but xe realize that would just buy her time. Xe has to leave Earth to avoid the Hilldog agents and so Elon, unknown gender, is born..
Elon goes to Europe and recruits the rocket scientists migrating from Syria and together they build a rocket that will take Elon to Mars. As Elon finally makes it to Mars, re can finally relax all alone, the only company is ermself. After about 500 sols however, a space ship is penetrating the Martian atmosphere. Elon understands that it is Hilldog that has finally caught up with erm.
Elon once again has to run, of course switching identity and gender as well, but this time re switches erm race as well and so Finn is born. Finn realize that ou will have to run to a galaxy far far away to ever be free from the footsoldiers of Hilldog. But how will ou ever do that?
Actually there is an older Manning brother named Cooper. Peyton and Cooper played high school football together as a qb and wr pair. I don't remember exactly what happened but Cooper had a brain injury or disease in high school, suffered severe muscle atrophy because of it and wasn't able to get back to playing football. I believe that is why Peyton went onto wear number 18 in Cooper's honor.
If you are a football fan watch the documentary The Book of Manning. It's a really good film about the Manning family following from Archie through Eli.
Edit: Cooper was diagnosed with spinal stenosis after he signed to play at Ole Miss, not a brain injury in high school.
rda1185 ยท 6169 points ยท Posted at 12:15:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning -- just three perplexing hours of an old guy struggling to get his shirt on right.
[deleted] ยท 3188 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This hit home for me. I'm a caregiver who dresses people. I've been told... I've been trying to button my shirt for the past hour! Or I've been trying to unscrew this lid all day! Or I dropped something and it's been on the ground all day.
The look of pure happiness when it takes me a few seconds to end all that pain
rexion22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting old seems scary. To need help for small every day tasks. Sure, not everyone does, but still..
The thing is, by the time most people realize that they would rather die, they have already lost the ability to off themselves, hence the large number of elderly care facilitys.
ztrlz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming this Fall...
In a world where your call is important to us...
One brave man chooses to stay on the line...
As he prepares to kill the next representative that will be with him shortly...
"Please listen carefully as our options have changed. Say "new account" to activate a new account. Say "support" for technical support. Say "billing" for billing and payments..."
"Billing"
"I'm sorry, did you say 'bling'?"
"No, billing"
"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Please choose from the following options: For...."
"Billing billing billing!!!asdljsldkfjslkd"
FauxReal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - The Bride is bankrupt from an overpriced four-year contract. The discounted plan she signed up for is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of Comcast employees who betrayed her - a team she was once part of.
MikoSqz ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 11:15:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or London. I went to a club there that goes into "chill-out" mode sometime around dawn and doesn't kick the last stragglers out until 8am or so. Makes it easy to get back since by the time you're out of there the public transport's all going again.
tim_jam ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 12:03:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of places do this but I think they're generally kept quiet in back-alley basements, mostly due to the copious amounts of drugs.
Muvlon ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 12:08:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I wasn't aware this is considered an unusual thing elsewhere.
Just go to a club that plays techno/goa/DnB, they're often open till the PM of the next day. Sometines they will only close for 1-2 hours in the afternoon to clean up, then the next party starts.
Australian who might be in Europe this year here. What is the club called? Would love to see Current Value or other German DnB while I'm over. Heading to Let It Roll festival but anything else is always interesting.
MikoSqz ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:36:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I assumed it was a common thing in big cities.
That club in particular apparently didn't have a license to sell alcohol for the longest time, they just charged a cover (for the music and sound system and all that), and people would stroll in with magnums of champagne or crates of beer or what have you. And pocketfuls of drugs, obviously. They sell booze now but I believe members can still stroll in with magnums of champagne and pocketfuls of drugs, not sure about their guests.
Nlelith ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:21:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Berlin, where you'll have clubs open from Thursday to Sunday.
Nlelith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some clubs actually are busy from Thursday 11:59pm to some time Monday morning. Dancing in the afternoon sun is a whole different experience, especially in summer.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:45:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In spain most clubs close at 8 a.m
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun anecdote; when I finished secondary school in 2001, my parents took me and my brother to Spain for a family holiday in Magaluf. What they didn't know is that they'd booked us a week in, at the time, the second biggest clubbing scene in Europe (I think).
We got off the plane, bumped into some Irish blokes, and spent most of the week in other peoples hotels and dancing/drinking until the sun came up. Parents were pissed at us so we spent a couple of days with them towards the end, mostly because we were too hungover to do anything else. That was one of the greatest party experiences of my life and I still remember it like it was last month.
Being immersed in that scene at 16 after being a pretty introverted adolescent made me the fabulous person I am today.
Yeah, but I didn't get laid there. I was still pretty shy at that time, so all I cared about was making out/snogging as many "birds" as I could.
Which I did. Like, 5 girls made out with me. At the time, that was my greatest achievement considering the only girl I'd ever kissed was my pretty large primary school girlfriend who ended up being gay.
Seriously. So many hilarious and noteworthy things occurred during that trip, it almost seems unbelievable to me. If I didn't have shitty disposable Kodak camera pictures of the time we spent there I'd assume my memory was playing tricks on me.
My 2 fav memories from that trip; I entered an Iron Man drinking contest/pub crawl and made it to the semi-final round at which point I had to be literally dragged back to the hotel by my brother where I proceeded to puke so much next to the pool that they had to close it for an hour to clean up, then a few nights later some guy was caught beating on some girl in the street which resulted in an entire clubs-worth of people chasing him down streets and alleys in Scooby Doo fashion.
Least fav memory; there was an English girl I was desperately trying to hit on for the whole trip who was 18/19 and didn't know I was 16... until my brother told her in an attempt to cock-block me. She ended up treating me like her little brother after that, metaphorically bandaging me up when I was injured and eventually making out with my brawd right in front of me. I was butt-hurt to the maxtreme.
Man, that would not work in the US. There's no public transportation, so it would just mean that by the time you're out of there, rush hour has started.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:00:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? There's tons of public transportation in the US. Even in medium sized midwestern towns, if not in the most remote ones.
Leirkov ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:05:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The public transit in a strong majority of places is bad and very unreliable.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:33:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There might be 'tons' of public transportation, but in most areas, it is completely inadequate.
Have you tried using it? Public Transportation in the US is bad. Pretty much across the board. Hell, I've lived in towns where they refused to run public transportation on weekends. There are people who rely on that to get to work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have. It's very good in Massachusetts, and still ok in Iowa.
I'm not sure clubbing is the right word though. Karaoke Bars and Net Cafes are open 24/7, and you can get 8 hours for 2000 yen or something, so I've always know those as the refuges of drunk business men, teachers, and 20-somethings.
rab777hp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what Paris is like. Metro stops at 2am, so if you want to club until a reasonable hour and not spend a fortune on a taxi/uber (no UberPop anymore in Paris) you gotta keep going.
reerg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story. While on vacation we decided to go to Ageha so we jumped on the bus near Shibuya Station. On the bus was a couple of people but two crossdressers stood out. Whatever, I don't judge. Then the bus was on its way and this kind of softcore gay music video started on playing on the televisions and we slowly realized what was going on. Turns out Ageha was hosting a gay pride / celebration kind of thing that evening.
Anyway, the view of Tokyo from the bus was nice. We bought some alcohol at the 7/11 near Ageha and took a cab back.
You have no idea how much I wish I could live in Hong Kong. It's been my dream since I was a kid.
To the person who inboxed me telling me to just do it: I can't. It's not possible. I can't get a working visa without a bachelors degree and I just can't afford school. I'm stuck here and probably will be for the rest of my life.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not saying that it's possible, but I guess you're from a country where you have to pay tuition.
Have you considering making a public loan (if applicable) to do a useful bachelor's degree that can enable you to easily pay off your loans? It can be very doable if you go to a community college or similar.
Another option is if you have roots in Europe or within EU, you can very likely study for free or close to free. Even as a non-EU citizen, you'll can still attend universities for a pretty low tuition fee.
If you're wondering about the possibility economically speaking, then try to head over to /r/personalfinance, they're really helpful and they can open up your eyes to what you actually can and can't afford.
I'm in the US. I'm actually in an area where there's almost no employment if it's not the summer and living paycheck to paycheck, or sometimes going without, is the norm if you're not super affluent.
I really wish I was from Europe. It seems like they have so much more opportunity when it comes to education, not to mention how much easier it is to move across borders.
Honestly, I might not even be able to move to a place in the US I enjoy with my lack of higher education that would allow me to get a job lucrative enough to meet a living wage. I try not to think about it because it's incredibly depressing.
I am working, and trying to save money, but it's not happening even remotely quickly. I do YouTube stuff on the side, but that's obviously not something I expect to ever pan out. It's probably one of the most competitive things out there right now and I have nothing to offer that you can't get from someone else.
The biggest part is that even if I had a bachelor's degree, most of these countries require you to show at least $30,000 in the bank before a working visa will be issued to prove you're not going to split. I'd have to spend four years paying for school, and then save up for another many many years assuming I lived in a tiny low rent town that made me want to kill myself every single day.
I've been looking into these things for a long time. I think the simple fact is that I come from a low income family in a place with no opportunities and there's not much I can do to rise above that in America without getting lucky on some giant risk.
I'm really sorry to hear that. Have you tried to look for some scholarships or grants? If you can prove you're low income and your parents are too, sometimes you can get a significant part of your education paid for. Even in the states.
I haven't heard about a need to have $30k for a work visa before. Usually having a job offer from a company within the country is enough if you're well educated in a field that isn't too crowded. Like engineering, computer science etc.
Another option is to learn a lot of coding, which you can do online to a certain degree. Sometimes it can enable you to work remotely, if you're good at it. If you can maintain a decent wage doing that, you could just travel to some of those places you'd like to visit while doing some work on the side to pay for it.
If you don't mind me asking what sort of work do you do? Some jobs you can land out here can be based on experience i.e. IT. While a bachelor degree certainly helps, it's not always required but it will limit you to the advancement in careers or slow you down heavily. For IT you can still land a decent job with Certifications. Getting a small loan or saving up to do basic certs that can land basic jobs giving more than current pay, then taking that to earn better certs etc. I don't mind giving working visas to those who are experienced in the field, know what they are doing and can deliver the job. I started out with community college before going for my bachelor on some minor loans. Worked on a 2 year degree in 4 years and a 4 year degree in 2 years (transferred credits). Later I did the certs, but I know others who went certs first then worked on degrees after they landed a decent job that could help pay for the degree. It will take sacrifice and you may have to live off cheap food and little fun time but in the end it's worth it. Best thing is to look for recruiters to help place you and check forms like JobsDB to help find a job here. Also if you can start to study the local language that's always a plus on the CV. Even with a bachelors degree and a few year experience I had to start a low income IT job here and work up more experience and build a good reputation for myself before landing mid class pay jobs etc. After about 6-7 years I started to move from Jr. And Sr. Engineer to management. Also a good note if you work and live here for 7 or more years you can get a residency and then you don't need a working visa. Had a friend who's a personal trainer from US who did that and just worked at various gyms here in HK till he built a client list before going solo and getting his perm res. He may still live in a tiny studio flat but he is living his dream of living and working in Asia.
I've worked in several different computer related fields, but always self-employed or on-call so I don't actually have any certifications. I did IT for my local school district for a while since their main "IT" person is woefully useless and did website design for a few local businesses and such. Not that those are up any more since businesses don't survive long around here.
Hell, even in computer related things that I don't know I generally pick them up extremely quickly. Maybe even faster now that the undiagnosed ADHD that I had all through school is actually medicated.
I haven't worked in this field professionally, but I have a lot of media experience. Mostly in video. Anywhere from Adobe Premiere to Adobe After Effects. I used to know a bit about Sony Vegas, but that was ten years ago and I'm sure it's changed quite a bit since then. I'm plenty proficient in photo editing programs, namely Photoshop, but I'm certainly no graphic designer or artist.
I used to do a good amount of 3D Modeling too, but I'm incredibly out of practice and I'm not sure I could make something that I, or an employer, would be happy with.
Actually, if we're talking in things I just have experience in (non-professional), I have a very large amount of computer skills. I live in a rural area, there wasn't anything else for me to do growing up then spend my time learning anything and everything I can. The catholic pre-school I went to had no IT people and I was the person they went to with issues, and this is when I was five. I'm usually humble about that kind of thing, but I'm actually pretty proud of that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing: A motley crew of teenagers with lead pipes find out they have more in common than they thought when faced with starvation in an endangered sea lion preserve.
I feel like that's how most countries outside of the US do it. We've had visiting students and post docs from other countries in our lab and they're all surprised that we go out at 10pm. One had said she usually eats dinner at 10 or 11 and doesn't even go out until 1 or 2am. Then they party till the sun comes up.
trouzy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:33:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Breakfast Clubbing is a real term at Purdue. Though this is not the meaning.
Breakfast Clubbing @ Purdue - Waking up at 4-5am to get in costume, start drinking and go stand in line for the bars that open at 7am days of home games and Grand Prix
Just a standard weekend in Argentina. We go to clubs at 3 am, and get out around 6, most times get some breakfast and then go to sleep. There are people that go to other clubs that go on all morning, but that is only some people, the all night until 6am is just what regular young people do.
Sorry, I took clubbing a different way. I just imagined a VERY brutal detention. The kind that makes Greenpeace film commercials about saving the teenagers.
Rodeo360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
down voted because you basically defined a new term instead of described a movie plot; but it had potential.
Breakfast Clubbing; a movie about a group of wanna-be trendy teens who aren't allowed to stay out past curfew so they take molly and dance in the mornings at a local Denny's.
A rimjob is where one runs their tongue along the outer ring of their partner's anus to sexually stimulate them. Performance of this act can be said to be engaging in "rimming". Basically the obvious joke was an shitty anal play porno title involving either Pacific coastal shores or people who live in/near the Pacific ocean.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:09:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, ty
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ASSLICKING!
[deleted] ยท 1214 points ยท Posted at 11:58:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
;)
irawwwr ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 14:29:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad was getting me a DVD of this movie after it came out. Apparently Googling "Pacific Rim" already lead him to a lot of search results for a certain fetish. My own search turned up fine, so I think he must have misspelled it.
Either that, or we can blame Urban Dictionary for turning every phrase ever dirty.
dono111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is this really a thing?
ROFLance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been postponing watching that series for one reason or another for a long time and I think this joke is what is going to make me watch it tonight.
Yeah, that is what I heard. I loved the original and I'm looking forward to this one since the description always is: "like the original, but better" also it's been so long since I saw the original that even the repeated stuff will feel new to me.
Mhm, but something you should be ready for, in Brotherhood, the first part moves REALLY fast. Because the story at first is the same, they condensed the events of the first half of the first series into 13 episodes instead of 26, so they could then focus on the new stuff.
TIL about Sir Garfield Sobers. Just skimmed his Wiki page; didn't specify that he was the first. Still, didn't expect to actually learn facts in this thread.
The second one sounds like an actual movie that would be made and should probably win a bunch of Oscars, you know how they love period pieces, but doesn't get nominated because it's about a black guy.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:46:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh
My
God
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:55:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda random, but you know what's surprising? No one has given Dr. Dre and honorary doctorate in music. You'd think universities would be all over that. I mean, Jeremy Clarkson has an honorary doctorate in engineering, and he thinks the pinnacle of tool technology is a hammer.
Banzai51 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:13:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would the end always be the same? Ice-T and Ice Cube getting sick of Vanilla Ice and kicking the shit out of him? Because I'd watch the fuck out of that.
Now I kind of want to see a reality show like that, the Ices T, Cube, and Vanilla all living together as roomates in a large house getting into crazy hijinks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been watching that movie for 20 years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this show(s) already exist.
mytigio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So like, the Golden Girls but with washed up rappers?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came up with it myself.
It either refers to an unpleasant person, in the same vein as wanker or asshole, or refers to a move where an attacker strikes a male opponent in the crotch with a womble puppet filled with marbles, soap, a brick or any other weighted object.
Of course. Gluten free, animal product free, chemical free, and organic. Unfortunately this also means that it tastes like cardboard and is extremely venomous.
A former criminal must sell fifty pounds of stolen 4-MAX cut with volatiles before they explode in 24 hours, while being chased by both sides of the law.
Xdivine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's go back to removing the ing. What would Paint Dry be about? Would it just be a sequel?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've heard of the titanic but what about the ice? The backstory of the iceberg that crushed the hopes and dreams of thousands. What it grow from Icicle to murderous monster
Dude I'm from Iowa and it's caucus time, this is a real living horror movie for me. Only instead of seven days it's been a month now.
hwarang_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:36:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's right, it's just 7 days until WWE champ John Cena defends his title in the WWE Super Slam. Right now you can order this awesome pay-per-view event for just $59.99! ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ
Followed by the Johnny Knoxville sequel, the Ringering, where he pretends to be handicapped, with a bunch of handicapped people, trying to figure out what happened with that fucking ghost... Also, VHS tapes.
This is Reader's Digest calling with a wonderful offer for Cody!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively...
The Lifetime movie behind Drake's hit single Hotline Bling. It tells the gripping story of how his phone used to ring when a girl needed his love long before she started wearing less and going out more.
Rolling Kansas has a kind of similar plot (and title).
doittuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I used to smoke weed and do opiates. Never really went jonesing over weed, but opiates...hell yeah I basically needed that shit so I wouldnt get sick.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:06:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A madman taints the entirety of the Indiana water supply with heroin, leaving an entire state in a state of emergency when the government steps in to clean up the mess.
Yeah, it has two meanings. It's based on the Built to Spill album Perfect From Now On, which was taken. The lyric is "I'm gonna be perfect from now on, I'm gonna be perfect starting now" so it is "I'm" but I also like the idea of just calling a spade a spade and changing it to "Imperfect from now on"
tl;dr: it's both.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe it's that Cameron's finally had enough of his shit. Tired of his best friend getting away with murder, Cameron has decided to let Ferris convince him to cut school and hang out one last time.
RHaz44 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:36:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Rampage?
d1x1e1a ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:10:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rampaging... Aardman animation film about a sheep who becomes a doctor
bukithd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one made me stop reading any further down. You can even play into the idea that the guy who wrecks the ferrari really is imagining himself as ferris bueller and it all becomes clear that this movie is about an over pressured teen who snaps.
isaacms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Michael Bay
soldmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Christian, go easy from the back, I've already had a hip replacement", Anastasia whispered as she positioned herself on all fours.
Christian, donned just a light acid wash denim, walked towards the bed, his walking stick and his footsteps echoing across the cold floor took forever to reach her.
Groovah ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:01:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sean Connery was quoted after allegations of him punching his wife. "If I wanted to hurt her I would have used a closed fist." I think it's safe to say Sean does some smacking too.
Yeah I've never even seen that movie. It was all I browsed in the mid 2000s. Ytmnd is pretty much completely abandoned now. I'm not sure why they feel the need to keep it running.
I miss showing all my friends ytmnd (which I was obsessed with) and seeing their blank stares as I hysterically lose my shit over batman. You know which one I'm talking about.
I once heard him say "Take your panties off last."
Not to me. He was on some talk show way back, and they opened the interview up to the audience members, asking them if they had anything they wanted him to say. Most of it was pretty mundane, mildly funny. But one woman wanted him to say this. And he did. And had I been wearing panties, despite being an adolescent male, I would indeed have removed them last.
Sploosh.
meadhawg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:18:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoosier daddy?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who'sh your daddeh?
zankilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"whoosh yaw dahddy?"
cmckone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be interesting to see a legit pornstar bang someone of the lesser races. And by interesting, I mean inspiring :'D
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:38:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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tomdarch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upgrading the acting to that level would almost make that pile of crap watchable.
(And keep in mind, I don't think Connery is a particularly good actor. Though, to be fair, the casting of the male guy was preposterously bad - he might be a decent actor, he was just horrendously wrong for the part.)
Argh! Nazis weren't fascists. They were authoritarian socialists. Stop rewriting history.
Still, your comment is funny. Have an upvote.
Tyg13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:09:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They called themselves socialists, but Nazism was much closer to facism than socialism. It's like the People's Republic of China, which is neither run by the people nor a republic.
Fascism is certainly derived from socialism, but is a reaction to the materialism supposedly inherent in capitalism, socialism, and communism. It has no particular problem with public ownership, nor private ownership, as long as that private ownership is 'productive' capitalism (e.g., manufacturing) and not 'parasitic' capitalism (e.g., loans, speculative investing). Hitler and Mussolini both accused Jewish people of specializing in the latter, and victimizing 'real' Germans/Italians in the process. Broadly, fascism sees supporting private industry as the job of the state, and supporting the state -- to the point of national self-sufficiency -- as the job of private industry.
Aside from materialism itself, fascism is a reaction to perceived decadence and moral decay spread by capitalism and socialism both, as well as the blurring of national identity and borders resulting particularly from socialism, whose adherents referred to the ideal of the "world citizen."
mlkelty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:58:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The new Han Solo movie?
joleme ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe if he would list it to the right then republicans could see the listing too.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I don't. The Nazis (a.k.a. National Socialist Workers Party of Germany):
Fought against "exploitation" of the workers by capitalism
Advocated for state controlled education, health care and major industries
Implemented strict gun control
Christians were demonized as "right wing fanatics"
Implemented state-run labor organizations, like the communist did in the Soviet Union
Persecuted small business people and entrepreneurs
Hitler gave countless speeches denouncing capitalism; anyone with a modicum of intellectual honesty could confirm that in a few minutes doing some research. But that's too much to be expected from the left.
I don't need to. Stop waving your flag and your gun and pick up a real fucking history book without bending facts to fit your dismally flawed view of the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you educate me instead? Do you have some facts that I could check? I mean, I know it is work but I could make a donation to your favorite charity as payment...
You've implied that you dislike gun control and approve of privatised healthcare when in your country you can quite easily find your own child shot and if you're poor he wouldn't get treatment from a hospital. That idea is fucking insane (I mean totally batshit-you're-a-fucking-degenerative-piece-of-shit-you-should-just-go-die kinda insane) where I'm from. You have been swindled into believing a simplified version of world history that will only ever back up your own views and are far too entrenched within that, whatever I say is just so much water off the ducks back.
So you see my predicament.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for admitting that you don't have any facts to back up your opinion...
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's called national socialism. They're clearly left wing, it's in the name. Just like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is clearly a democracy.
No. They were far-right. They only wrote stuff like "socialistic" and "worker's party" on their flags for the same reason German nationalist chancellor von Bismarck introduced public healthcare and accident insurance in 1883/1884: To steal the votes from actual left-wing parties. There was a small group inside the NSDAP that was actually socialist, but once Hitler came to power he had them all killed.
The only people who claim that Hitler wasn't far-right are people on the far-right who don't want to be compared to Hitler.
Chrit10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just see any dictator as far left because the left wants more government control
Stephen Shapiro, whose real estate company has the listing along with Fred Sands Estates, said what many callers failed to realize was that a man named Schindler--European publisher Peter Schindler, to be exact--is the actual seller and, "When you take a listing on a house, it's called a listing."
The real estate executive said that he was surprised at the negative reaction the ad generated, noting that the ad appeared in the real estate section of the trade publication--not in the pages where ads for movies normally run.
"It was meant to be something cute and in the real estate section and draw attention to a special house," Shapiro said. "It was not meant to be offensive . . . to any race, creed or religion. We're not poking fun. We're trying to draw attention to a fabulous house."
Shortly after that movie was released, a Realtor named Schindler used the words "Shindler's Listing" as an advertisement. He (or she) caught so much hell for it they stopped using the term. Apparently they also used one of those 'negative publicity remover' companies to remove any reference of the incident because I can't find anything about it using Google search.
The true tale of one Nazi soldiers harrowing challenge of selling his old mattress on Craigslist while still upholding his responsibility to the 3rd Reich
And so his judge cousin, Emilio Estevez, forces him to do community service in the form of coaching a youth hockey team.
This is "Mighty Ducking"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, was going to go with is sentenced to death for speeding tickets, escapes destroying the organ harvesting facility before finally being captured and punished for his original crime, speeding, by being put to death and having his organs taken
Speeding 2- Keanu has to go to drivers ed to get his license back. Meets Vin diesel and gets into underground racing,because deep down he could never stop "Speeding"
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:03:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun little curiosity: if you move a few letters exactly one vowel up, you get "he'll geld your crotch". I'll leave you to figure out what to do with that one
He's not gonna have much luck getting across any borders with a kangaroo. Unless it isn't set in Australia.
GV18 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After a financial scheme goes wrong, he is on the run and steals it from New York zoo, and uses it to escape to through some other states and into the Socialist Republic of Canada before switching to a moose, and riding it to Nova Scotia, jumping into the sea, being swooped upon by albatross, who flies him to the Gulf of Cadiz before dropping him into the Mediterranean, where he is swallowed by a whale who swims to Galilee, and vomits him up into the coast. He hits his head, and passes out. Upon regaining consciousness, he realises he is on a hillside, and has amnesia only remembering the whale. When a local farmer finds him, he explains he only remembers being swallowed by a whale and waking up on this hill. The farmer has a chuckle at the whole thing, and our antagonist finds it very distinctive, along with his curly hair, and tells him his name is now all we know about him. Since he was swallowed by a whale and found on a hill, he will now be called Jonah Hill.
There are ranches throughout Texas that raise all sorts of animals, including emus and ostriches. I wouldn't be surprised if some rich rancher was raising kangaroos and a few slipped out during a storm. There's a population in King Ranch and another further west and closer to the border though.
I know a few places in Texas and Arizona you can source kangaroo meat, could have been a meat farmer.
slaaitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this was clearly a very rare occurrence, but I found a road-killed red kangaroo in the mountains of northern Colorado in 2010. I don't have any pictures, sadly. Hell of a thing. Made no damn sense.
ndjs22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely Australia has the equivalent of states or counties.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We do but I think his joke is that you're going to have problems leaving the country via kangaroo seeing as we're surrounded by ocean. Not to mention state lines only hold to change laws based on your location. Going across them is easy because they aren't guarded or blocked in any way. So stealing a kangaroo would be a plausible way of getting around Australia but you'd never leave the country
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He steals it from a zoo. This movie could be set anywhere. If like to think he's fleeing Canada to the US while being chased by Mounties on moose-back.
NJNeal17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:41:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's Nintendo games list: Jupiter Ascendinging, Super Jupiter Ascendinging, Super Jupiter Ascendinging Ultra, Super Jupiter Ascendinging Alpha, etc.
A film about 5 intrepid friends that attempt to watch Jupiter Ascending... But they all say fuck that after 5 minutes and climb Mt Everest instead.
sir_mrej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imbesullen!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:13:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
post-apocalyptic Tank Girl
I think you and I have very different meanings of post-apocalyptic if Tank Girl isn't already post-apocalyptic.
And yes, anything would be better than Jupiter Ascending.
GunNNife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, we're going to do a Star Wars spinoff! It's the origin story of Jar Jar Binks. We are going to do a trilogy, but if its popular we will turn it into its own ongoing series." Still better than Jupiter Ascending.
Fuck, I wish I could go back in time and violently take over production of Jupiter Ascending. That movie was visually incredible and had so much stuff that could have been turned into lore and plot, and they flushed it all down the toilet. A real sci-fi writer could have worked wonders with the concepts of reincarnation, harvesting planets for DNA, the rich staying young forever... shit it just makes me angry.
Gregoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An eccentric biologist discovers that it is actually the Kangaroo's Joey in the pouch that drives the fully grown Kangaroo. Yet the fight for leadership of the herd remains the same! An action pact racing film with high speed kangaroo chases, wombat jumps, crocodile tears and the bits of romance for you cuddly Koala's.
eyesick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have never seen Kangaroo Jack, but this weird guy I know once told me it was about two guys that kill a person and during their severe psychological breakdown while dealing with the death, their minds invent a talking kangaroo to cope. I know this is not the real plot, but I like to believe that is what it is really about.
You could say that about anything...Now that I think about it. Huh.
[deleted] ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 12:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. it's raining so parents make a box fort and a pillow tunnel for their kid to explore. It's really well animated and only lasts three minutes
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:49:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My version of this was very, very different.
Zzyyxx2 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 15:27:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: Three Secret Service agents discover the President is gay, and proceed to out him... but only inside the Secret Service.
Or maybe the president is trying to come out, but the secret service is trying to prevent him.
Zzyyxx2 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:09:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe there is a secret service agent stuck inside the President, and they need to get him out. And no, I'm not talking about honey I shrunk and swallowed an agent.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:34:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:16:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww!
Fleckeri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:23:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A gay man is imprisoned for a crime he may or may not have committed, but now his cellmate knows he's gay and is threatening to make him the community slam piece unless he helps him break out.
Isn't that that touching biography of the gay guy that had to tell his friends he's actually heterosexual?
-eDgAR- ยท 6489 points ยท Posted at 11:23:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing, the worst comedy movie you have ever seen where every joke is poorly timed and the plot involves awkward situations where people are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:43:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I GOT A REDDIT REFERENCE THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE HIGH FIVE YOU GUYS WOOOOHHOOOOO
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're just not up to speed is all.
bweiand ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 14:22:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's me, the drummer. I'm offended by your statement.
jman4220 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 14:33:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's me.. The producer. You guys booked 2 hours. You were 20 minutes late and we've spent the past 30 minutes getting the "vibe" right. Are we gunna record, or...?
bweiand ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 14:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk. My timing seems a little off. Maybe we can yesterday.
smififty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that is four years from now!
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:07:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me and the boys are playin', and we just can't find the sound. Just a few more hours.
visco14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I'll be right home to you. Beth I here ya callin. Oh Beth what can I do
bluesox ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's me, the lead guitarist. Did you guys say something? I couldn't hear you over all the rad shredding. By the way, we gotta change the bridge to 6/8 or this solo's never gonna work.
Once I was in a punk garage band, and our instruments were interesting to say the least. Our drummer had never played drums before, he was a guitarist. Our singer was a bassist. Our bassist was a guitarist. I was the only one who played their main instrument, I was a second guitarist. And jesus christ timing was so difficult for us to get down since I was the only one with significant I use significant loosely here, I was still in highschool so it wasn't actually much experience in their instrument. On the bright side, since none of us knew what we were doing and our timing was off, we managed to get the punk sound down pretty easily.
The Land Before Timming 2: The Great Tempo Adventure.
"Rick is back and is never giving up on his dream to be the fastest, loudest fucking thing at 3am!"
The flower shop scene was my introduction into The Room. It is just so painful to watch. No matter how many times I watch it, I will always be caught off guard by them saying their lines.
For real. I've heard a lot about this movie, but never bothered to watch anything from it. It just seems like it's really, really, ridiculously poorly dubbed?
The Land Before Timing: An epic story of an underprivileged farm boy who makes the high school's varsity track team, torn between athletics and taking over his father's struggling family farm.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically scary movie and all of the parody trash it spawned?
tihiniko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If made well, like Monthy Python well, this movie would be hilarious!
Dolthra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing: a movie where a young dinosaurs mother dies and people immediately start making jokes about it, and no one can mention that it's "too soon."
hardkorg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Adam Sandler.
jinqsi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would actually watch that... like some post modern anti comedy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Seinfeld.
blewisCU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing, the worst comedy movie you have ever seen where every joke is poorly timed and the plot involves awkward situations where people are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
The Land Before Timing
A world in which "setup" and "hold" don't mean anything to engineers
Kodiack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ah yes, The Land Before Tim!
smoike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This May not fit for you, but to me it sounds like the movie Bowfinger, which is the movie i hate more than any other. I didn't think it was possible considering the fact it has Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin in it, but clearly I was totally wrong about that.
Which one was retarded? Was it Bush? I bet it was Bush.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ding, Ding, Ding !!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know for sure if ever he had taken some sort of IQ test (or something more indicative of serious cognition issues) he/his family/his cronies would've paid to fudge the results. But I'd love to hear it for real that he's, by all medical definitions, retarded.
hvusslax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't Gerald Ford considered rather slow as well? I'm not American but that is what I gathered from that Simpsons episode.
dexikiix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey 4/6 of those are gw bush...
Edit... Ones Clinton but probably not exclusively :p
poom3619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dear god nobody up or downboat, his current karma is perfect.
(1337 for when everyone upboats because fuck me right?)
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:41:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You listen to Reddit while you go through a morning routine? Great idea! I tried it, but the "permalink save parent report give gold reply" line is kind of annoying.
reuben_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:14:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could try a userstyle, something like
entry > buttons { speak: none !important; }
zeaga2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone interested in trying this, check out Stylish
data3oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:25 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well they couldn't put in the "Made in Germany" joke for the Fire Extinguisher, it just wouldn't make sense... And they couldn't roll with Made in Britain, that's just bringing up World War 2 issues >_<
bv310 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noel Fielding did an AMA yesterday, so I imagine that's part of it.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:27:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the belly laugh. It's so stupid, that it's funny. And True.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:38:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I so don't regret that I watched the entire show in 3 days.
This is basically a piece of nerd culture memery that originated in the 50's. You'd find this anywhere there was some piece of fancy electrical equipment, usually typed or eventually printed, and placed in a visible spot:
ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FรR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FรR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HรNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
My copy of this was typed on blue card.
I pinched it from the computing science department of Stirling University in 1977 and put it on my amp because it allowed my friends to WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
My dad used to tell us all the time when we were kids about no fingerpoking or mitten grabbing and such. And he did it in a thick German accent, just like you've got it written. I always thought he was just crazy for that. He worked with computers for a living, starting in the very early 80s though, so this makes a lot of sense.
You don't know how much your comment got all up in my feels. Danke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment.
Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is
allowed for die experts only! So all the โlefthandersโ stay away
and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working
intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked
anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished
the blinkenlights.
coolwool ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:19:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah. Viel besser :)
AxmxZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dieser Raum is voll bis unnewr de Deck
mit de dollste elkdrische un voll-
elekdronische Ohlache. Staune
un gugge derf jeder, awwer
rumworschdele un Gnebbscher drigge
uf de Kombjuder derfe nur mir,
die Exberde !
Nuzid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone on wikipedia had a proper Swabian translation:
Obachd!
Dr Raum isch voll bis ondr die Deck mit die dollschte elegdrische un elegdronische Anlage. Staune un gugge/luege derf jedr, abr rumworschdele un Knepferle drigge/drugge derfet nur mir/mir alloi.
Die รkschperde!
My attempt of translating it to Plattdรผtsk:
Warschau!
Reeknerkamer!
Deze ruim is vollstoppt beet an't Decke med de dollste elektronische un vollelektronische Saakens. Sรผk wunnern un kieken dรผรผr elkeen, aver rumklambรผstern un Knoopens fnuken op de Reekners dรผren alleen ons,
De Experte.
Nuzid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, guess your right. Still love Saxony though :)
I am too young, and thus grateful for this explanation. That said- this is hilarious, for some reason 'blinkenlichten' and all its subsequent forms/spellings is so amusing to me, i'm at work whispering it in a very bad German accent.
N8CCRG ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:41:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not real German. It's fake German with the occasional German word thrown in there. Something like:
Caution!
All tourists and non-technician looky-looks!
This Computer machine is not for your fingers and grabbers! Otherwise, it's east to snap the springs, blow fuses and pop-cork the sparklers.
I read somewhere that people growing up with the internet are sort of rewiring their brains differently (for lack of a better explanation).
Instead of the brain being an encyclopedia of learned knowledge, it's becoming more like an index of where knowledge can be quickly accessed. People don't remember facts anymore, they just remember where to find them.
No one knows their friend's phone numbers anymore, they just know where to look it up in their phone. No one learns unit conversions because Google can do it for them. They just memorize the Google syntax to convert units... etc.
nmgyrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bing translate seems to try a bit harder, with even funnier results:
CAUTION! ALL LOOKENSKEEPERS!
The computermachine is not for gefingerpoken and
mittengrabben. Easy catch the jumping movement,.
blowenfusen and poppencorken tips parking. Is not
for trades at the dumpkopfen. Rubber tease that
sichtseeren keepen of the cotten-pickenen hans in the pockets
must; relax and watchen the blinkenlichten.
Loki-L ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the "English" version goe like this:
ATTENTION
This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment.
Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only!
So all the โlefthandersโ stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies.
Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
Tenoxica ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:56:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for some reason this always ends up sounding dutch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coz Dutch is the bastard offspring of English and German, with a strep throat.
Tenoxica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is there a rule when they do the krr sound or do they just throw it in randomly?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the 'g.'
ThaTsar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a Dutch person, I have no idea how that would sound Dutch.
Tenoxica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to admit that I have no idea what the rules are with dutch pronounciation, but I can imagine the one dutch friend I have talking about blowenfusen and springenwerk and lookenpeepers, even though I'm quite sure these words don't exist. Please don't take it as an offense
ThaTsar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No offense taken at all, I was just curious what made you say it ended up sounding like Dutch.
Thank you for posting this!
Years back me and a girl stayed in a holiday rental type flat in Harlem - and the plaque over the light switch proclaimed "ACHTUNG! SPITZENSPARK!" which we thought hilarious and always quoted at each other for a while. I had no idea it was from an awesome 50's thing.
lshifto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I found a postcard with this varnink on it at an antique store years ago. I hadn't seen or heard anything about it and haven't seen that meme repeated since.
I can't tell if the german is completely fake, or if english is more german than I thought, or if I just remember more german than I think I do, or some combination of all three.
gadorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This always reminds me of one of my favorite Estes rocket kits as a kid, Der V-3
There's also practice in hacking based on this. By watching das blinken lights you can (theoretically) reconstruct network processes (and back when memory systems had lights for each bit you could reconstruct entire programs).
Of course we've gotten to where trying to do this would require specialized equipment and it's easier to just break into the machine.
Another fun fact: That kid made some other hilarious videos, one is him rapping in German about being "a real gangster" and as proof he lists off his misdeeds like stealing Kinder chocolate.
Pretty great game overall, same sort of logic as spacechem/infinifactory, but I still can't believe I bought a damned assembly compiler marketed as a game, hahaha.
aediger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
German parking scofflaws forced to pay their fines.
That would make for one hell of a stoner movie. I can already see the dudes mulling over the pointlessness of everything on a couch in the middle of the woods.
Just like I Heart Huckabees.
Rprzes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Define "Irony"
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the mid-90s.
m0c4z1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
23 and I'm losing hope...
Edit: THAT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT! In fact, I forgot what I was waiting for and there was an audible gasp when I viewed. Also, u/pachi2sexy , I could totally read what's along the bottom. You can rest easy now.
bcdm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anyone who has a lisp/speech impediment who doesn't have a letter they can't pronounce in their name? Mike Tython, Dwoo Barrymore, Michael Phelpth, Bawbwa Walterth, Winthon Churchill, Jonathan Woss, Twooman Capote...
I actually like your user name as the movie title as well.
"Shit Down My Peehole -- thtarring Mike Tython" (slow motion shot of him punching someone's lights out)
rgf5048 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of the zillions of users, how do I keep seeing you around these parts? Your name makes me painfully guffaw
The twist being shes never had a lisp, thats just the way he taught her to sing and her love interest has never heard he talk and only knows what her lispy singing voice is like and then they fall in love at the end
kram5858 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One young girl'th fight to become a member of her high thchool choir, dethpite a fierth lithp.
This even beats World War Zing. Wow
J_Jammer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the same for THORING.
Despite all the mocking for his lisp a high schooler still believes he can take flight and one day he actually does, but instead of everyone laughing from behind, they're now laughing from below.
Chris Eubank forges a new career in a barbershop quartet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tyson's attempt to get in touch with his young feminine side by joining the High school women's ensemble. Directed by Michael Bay, based on a story by Nicholas Sparks.
Jurassic Parking: Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble get laid off from their jobs at the quarry, only to find a new living valet parking cars at Bedrock's hottest club
Jurassic Parking: frustrated with the lack of parking, a university student invents a time machine that sends his car back in time, reappearing on a timer. Unfortunately, he forgets to lock it, and raptors can open doors...
A T-rex tries unsuccessfully to parallel park his car for half an hour. Eventually an annoyed Samaritan offers to help park the car, and the T-rex eats him.
You'll laugh your head off next week when we roast the Prime Minister of Israel, featuring a dais of his closest frenemies. It's sure to be a blast, etcetera.
A documentary of embarrassment and pain when world leaders engage in 'yo mamma' jokes and broadcast them publicly.
TravisE_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World war zing : countries go to war where zingers are their only weapon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing
... in which all soldiers have been killed due to endless battles, requiring instead the greatest comedians from opposing countries to meet in an epic battle of one-liners and insults
crilen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Brother Zing bots take over the world!!! Zinggggggg
shapu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie actually creeped the shit out of me when I watched it with friends. I also somehow felt really bad for her, and somewhat empathetic which was just all the weirder to me.
Ahhh I knew what this would link to, why did I click it?
I despise this movie, partially because of circumstances that were happening in my life when I first saw it, so maybe I'd hate it less if I watched it now, but I doubt it.
A close family friend produced that film so I got to see the weird screener version of it from before it was released. Thank you for reminding me it exists! I'll have to drag my copy out. I was probably too young to have seen that when I did though...
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it, just for the part where the sister comes out to find a fully stocked version of herself and than sees he crazy little sister holding the needle and thread
Same, she worked her ass off to get to were she was and gets attacked by an asshole. That is a good reason to ask why. Yet people treat her like she was whining.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:01:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, had her entire life's pursuit taken from her in one instant. All her goals and dreams, everything she had worked for. Tragic.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:32:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She went on to win the silver medal
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But in that moment she's just in immense pain and seeing her chances crumbling in her mind.
I think her voice just sounds whiny. This is my first time seeing this or hearing about it, and I read your comment beforehand, so I had that knowledge going in. I didn't think she was whining, she just sounds whiny.
0_0_0 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:58:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonya ^
If you are going to be a pedant, at least be accurate.
bluesox ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:53:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially since the implication of the title is that Kerrigan is seeking revenge.
0_0_0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. And Harding certainly didn't try to have Kerrigan killed. I believe the assaulter's brief was to inflict a broken right leg. And he chose an ASP baton to the thigh. The safest place to strike.
Nowin ยท 468 points ยท Posted at 11:25:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A German film.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:10:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just returned from a trip to Germany, and in the 2.5 weeks I was there apparently I was conditioned to read "die" this way, in certain contexts, which I just realized.
Nowin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy came back and said "wow I had no idea English used the German 'was'" (pronounced 'vas')
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Appreciate it for exactly 13.5 seconds. No more, no less. Give it a chuckleโbreathy and with a hint of a snortโand then slowly fade to a smirk. Then upvote, remember 472 minutes later, giggle briefly, then go on with your day.
I had an extra chuckle scheduled, and might have thrown in a brief but declined consideration to read the comment out loud to my wife, but otherwise I think we're on the same page.
It's a reference older than most redditors. The only reason I know (I'm 26), is because Starcraft has a character named Kerrigan and Nancy Kerrigan showed up one time when I Googled the name.
That being said, knowing the story, I thought this was easily one of the best answers.
January 6, 1994. After a practice performance at the US Championships, Nancy Kerrigan is hit in the knee with a metal object. The footage right after the attack. It was later found that her figure skating rival, Tonya Harding, knew about the attack before-hand and conspired with her ex husband to get Nancy out of the Olympics. Tonya and Nancy both went to the 1994 Olympics in Lillehammer and Nancy got 2nd/silver and Tonya got disqualified due to a broken shoelace. After the trial, Tonya was banned from figure skating and became a professional boxer.
Talono ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:51:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, she claimed then and still does today that she only learned about it after the fact and only failed to notify the authorities about it. She plead guilty to conspiracy to hindering prosecution, not conspiracy to commit assault.
Very true. It's unfortunate that we'll never know the truth. She maintains that her ex was abusive and she was pushed to go back to him to keep a wholesome appearance. Apparently he found out their reconciliation was a sham and this was his revenge. IMO, she was the best jumper of her time.
Now that I've been filled in, I can tell you that the event happened the year before I was born, but I had heard of it. I just didn't know the names of the people involved.
Easytype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was an incident, somebody tried to break someone's leg, it was all a bit messy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, the story of the secret plot to kill the 23rd President. The plan fails, but he dies anyway of a brain hemorrhage, and the conspirators try to keep up appearances he's still alive. Like Weekend at Bernie's at The White House.
Easytype ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You see, at this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again."
Dude and Walter take to the slopes, where Dude's open consumption of marijuana in various forms and Walter's constant outbursts quickly land them afoul of the local ski patrol, run by an uptight former chief of the Malibu Police Department.
chux4w ยท 2070 points ยท Posted at 13:00:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!
Never thought I would see the day the bad overdub of that scene would be relevant.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:00:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was watching DBZ abridged on YouTube with some friends. Bad guy gets surrounded by the good guys, and says "oh find me in the alps...". I was the only one in the group to laugh... felt awkward.
A Lebanese goes to the snow for the first time to learn to ski
Seldfein ยท 6822 points ยท Posted at 10:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping. It is a tumor.
[deleted] ยท 2425 points ยท Posted at 11:42:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a brand new, bright eyed teacher given a class of misfits who break her spirit in the first week but is forced to keep the job the entire year so she can pay bills.
tim_jam ยท 1507 points ยท Posted at 12:01:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically every teachers first year ever.
[deleted] ยท 415 points ยท Posted at 13:33:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And some relive it, like Groundhog Day, every year, year after year, until they retire or die.
[deleted] ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 16:18:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they're poor with money maybe, otherwise no. Teachers aren't underpaid, and they work 9 months out of the year. Not sure where this meme of them being criminally underpaid came from.
Bobshayd ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're being downvoted because teachers are often underpaid.
Oh...I was expecting an underdog story where, despite everything against her, she would rise from the ashes and the kids would respect her as a person and a teacher.
Then they all sing a song and the school year ends with tears as they realize that Mrs. (x) wouldn't be their teacher when they returned the next school year.
As her next group of students gather the next school year she nods knowingly and confidently to the principal that she confided in as she worked through her journey.
No way man, it was more like an emotional beat down every single day, and after telling the kids to please stop talking for the 10,000,000th time, she broke down, said enough was enough, and started looking for something else.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. That shit only happens in bad movies. The teachers you see in movies would either be fired, have an emotional breakdown, get shot or quit within a semester
Would have been a much better story, but instead OP's wife was just a baby back bitch. Next time someone should remind her that she's bigger than them.
If they're really bad, he should just teach them totally wrong for the last month or two. "Alright class now lets run though our introductory sentences" "Hi, I am [insert name] and I smell like dog crap and suck at paying attention!" "Good, perfect."
As the child of a teacher, who I have seen go through this year after year for the better part of my life, this comment was absolutely heartbreaking to read.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm living it. Sixth yeAr.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The film ends on an ominous note, the camera slowly zooming out from above her backyard garden... with over a dozen itty-bitty little tufts of recently unearthed and reburied dirt...
chimerar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now having PTSD flashbacks to school year 2010-2011. Thanks a lot
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, the title was removed but I found your answer great even though it was like having a great punchline and no joke... But for the others here could you please tell us the new movie title?
It is very rare I literally laugh out loud. This did it. Well done!
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping- it's a tumor...in Beverly Hills!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold finds out he has cancer and turns to cooking high quality methamphetamine to pay his hospital bills and provide for his sister, who is visiting from Austria.
Jurassic Parking: a film about a father struggling to justify paying an extra $20.00 to park his high-top conversion van outside the theme park parking structure with the tour buses because it won't make the 6'8" clearance.
Jurrasic Parking: a film about a dinosaur valet service. Picture Employee of the Month except it's a valet service, and Dax Shepherd is a velociraptor, Dane Cook is a T-Rex, Andy Dick is a pterodactyl, Jessica Simpson is a triceratops, and Harland Williams is a stegosaurus (or a brontosaurus/apatosaurus, I don't judge).
Exactly. Just like how in Employee of the Month Dane Cook isn't fit to be employee of the month. He has to change and adapt (you could even say he evolves) to be the best valet he can be
ldn6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: An 70 year old meter maid finds an unpaid parking ticket from the 60's, and must track down the perp before he dies and gets away with his ancient offense. Starring Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones.
SDJ67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternative: While trying to find a parking spot in a really full parking structure at the mall, elderly retired couple June and Eddie find they've become lost in the Jurassic era. Confused yet somehow blindly confident due to the effects of aging, they decide to get out of their car and "find a nice young person" to give them directions. After mistaking a dinosaur nest for a camp site, they are hunted down and devoured by a pack of velociraptors. But that's just the first act, as it turns out they forgot they'd brought their 8-year old mute granddaughter Clara along on the shopping trip, who is still sitting patiently in her car seat in their Subaru.
OddJawb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:34:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
plaizure ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:09:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. Harland Williams was in Employee of the Month? I must've missed that.
Timwi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:35:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
<know-it-all> Stegosauruses and T-Rexes never coexisted. In fact, we are closer in time to the T-Rex (about 65 million years) than the T-Rex is to the stegosaurus (about 80 million years)! </know-it-all>
Jurassic Parking: This film follows the story of 86 year old Gregory Watson. During Gregory's life, he has been a fighter pilot and an interstate truck driver. Now follow him as he attempts to park his car without accelerating through the front wall of a cafe.
Alternatively, Jurassic Parking: a film about Doc Brown trying to find a place to hide the DeLorean in the Jurassic period, then trying to find where he hid it once his incredible off-screen adventure is over.
I was gonna say some guy gets sent back in time and wants to see the sights, but he can't find a good place to park, so he searches for the whole movie until he runs out of gas. He finally meets his end whrn he tries to shove a compsognathus down the filler neck because gas is made from dinosaurs, and a dinosaur should work for gas in a pinch, right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oi! You can't park in the middle of the street, mate."
Someone just keeps calling. Answer the damn phone!
jatznic ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:05:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit! I'm so good at tuning out the ringing until someone like you starts talking about it Now my entire morning will be filled with a high pitched whine just like my comment here....
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:33:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Critcho ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:07:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's some simulated tinnitus in the Martian. There's an explosion, and afterwards Matt Damon says that he'll do some fix or other "as soon as my ears stop ringing".
I was sat there thinking "well, how nice for you that it stops".
AKAgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Fellowshipping of the Ring - One mans tale of how he had to send his ring off for repairs. OR a 3 part silent film of a man boxing up a ring and getting it ready to ship.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the Kinging, a former Checkers Champion returns to compete again.
The original is a lighthearted romantic comedy involving a slightly dorky twenty-something's attempts to woo a punk-rock chick. Along the way they both learn valuable lessons in honesty, being yourself, and growing together as a couple. It's a great movie for a date, although beware it's got some steamy scenes so viewing with the family might be awkward. The American version with Sean Penn is a little shorter and faster paced than the original French version although I personally prefer the French version for sticking to the book better.
PlazaOne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you do get around to checking out the original, go for the original Swedish language version (with subtitles) starring Noomi Rapace. Oh, and as it's actually the first part of a trilogy, you may as well get the box-set if the price is right. The first film is the one that really captivates, but the other two are good yarns too. Am pretty sure it was that performance which led Ridley Scott to cast her in Prometheus.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:08:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Add to the trilogy:
The girl who kicked the hornets nesting: As a collection of hornets struggles to find shelter, a young tattoo artist and her dragon keep chasing them around town displacing them from every place they try to create a home.
The girl who played with firing: The tattoo artist is displeased with her entire staff and seeks to recruit new members of staff.
Denaerys Targaryen finally discovers she had the talent of creating cool af tattoos and quits the whole conquering thing and sets off to be the best tattoo artist in all Westeros.
Also could be the a movie about the trials and tribulations of a bored office worker spacing out for a while and staring at the wall, yet trying to look busy when his boss comes around.
Office Spacing - Three office workers take LSD and find meaning in their work
[deleted] ยท 4703 points ยท Posted at 10:17:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging. A documentary film about shagging in the British countryside.
synopser ยท 1035 points ยท Posted at 11:50:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the states, "Dogging" means to make fun of someone. Probably why you haven't got a response for this. I learned this while saying "I'm just doggin you bro" to my UK coworkers and they all awkwardly had to explain the difference.
Hmm interesting. Here in Australia dogging someone means ditching them or being rude to them. If you cancel plans you are 'Dogging the boys' or if you hook up with Aiden's ex it's a 'dog act'.
[deleted] ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 12:46:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Europe, dogging means having sex outside.
xhable ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 13:14:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or in a car...... .. Not that I know anything about it.
Oh cmon stop pretending. We all know there are thousands of videos titles "Dogging" on the free porn sites. Everyone watches internet porn.
miasmic ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 13:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really, it's nearly always in cars, and there's way more to it than that.
The difference between regular car sex and dogging is with the former you find somewhere quiet and hope no one disturbs you, with dogging you go to a public car park, put the interior lights on and maybe windows down and hope people show up to watch or even participate.
metans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the reason it's called "dogging" is the blokes that go to watch would usually use "taking the dog for a walk" as an excuse to be going out in the first place
alk47 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:57:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
In Canada (maybe in the US as well, I'm not sure), we call that sewering (as in "sewering the boys")
kechlion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silly Canadians. That's too many syllables for jargon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sue-ring. 2 syllables. No more than "fuck-ing" or "dogg-ing"
kechlion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking sue-wer-ing, i.e. adding ing to sewer. Unless of course you shorten the sewer to one and make it like sur. Then that works. Ach, what do I know?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Your second sentence is right on (I kinda misled you. Saying it exacty like sue-ring would sound strange as fuck haha). The word is still two syllables, but you kind of "roll" the first syllable (i.e. make it a diphthong). Like OOER.
kechlion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough.
bw1870 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is ironic considering dogs are known for their loyalty.
Cpt_Matt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We just call them bitches.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought dogging meant following.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Aiden...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone from a non-english speaking country, I think I will simply refrain from using the word at all. There seem to be too many cultural pitfalls here.
tlvrtm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's literally 1 letter difference with dodging and has the exact same meaning... you guys have weird slang
Are you sure you're not thinking of dodging? Not trying to be rude just making sure
Navi1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In some parts of the US, it means giving someone a mean look, short for "mad-dogging." As in, you're looking at someone like a mad dog ready to attack might look at them.
Nope, from the states (east coast but now live on the west coast), definitely have heard dogging as busting someone's balls. Bonus: add "raw" before to really emphasize it.
In Alberta, "dogging it" means to be half-assing something
dwrywit ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:43:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I know "dogging" as tirelessly harassing someone. Like hounding. Dogged persistence. I don't think it is a real word in the dictionary sense though.
From the states as well, I've only ever heard it used in relation to sports practices, i.e. if someone is not working as hard as they should, either due to laziness or being out of shape.
RonocBBK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogging in the UK basically is "taking your dog for a walk" in the country and stumbling across other "dog walkers" which you then proceed to shag or at least spectate. Typically strangers
From the states as well and I have. Probably one of those regional things. You know the US should be like 4 different countries but isn't because from sea to shining sea and greed and stuff.
Like others said, it's probably a regional thing. Lived in California most of my life and I've heard it used at least once a month. While I was in the Army I heard it used twice as often, and everyone is from all over. So I'm not sure what to think.
Also the difference between 'cottaging' in the UK and Canada, in the UK it means meeting up with men for gay sex, Canada I think it means going away to your cabin for a weekend?
Edit: Maybe the States too, but my Dad was in Canada when he heard it.
I thought dogging was the people who go out 'walking their dogs' in the woods to find said people shagging in their cars and watch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah something like that
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While I have seen it titled as such on porn sites, I've never heard this term used in person.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:16:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Australia it means to ditch or bail on someone or something. Usually if someone pulls out of a event late the exchange will usually end in "fuckin dogging it you cunt"
Maybe local to where your from in the states maybe? I've lived all over the western united states my whole life and have never heard this. I haven't lived east of Wyoming though.
Also, never heard the British slang version either, in Wales is it not sheeping rather than dogging?
Where I'm from in california, it's when someone gives you such a dirty look you need to beat the crap out of them. Well at least that's why I don't hang out with my female cousins, they're always picking a fight over who looked at them in some way...
The only thing remotely close to that is when someone says "dogging me out" as in, talking shit. But that hasn't been used since the late 90s. We have porn here, what dogging means is understood.
I knew a woman from the UK who was doing her graduate work in the States. A man with whom she was doing research heard through the grapevine that she enjoyed birdwatching. From her aghast response, that man learned that "Do you want to go birding later?" means something else where she's from.
(Birding being birdwatching in the US, but a bird as reference to a young woman yields birding as "picking up chicks" to some.)
Also from the states... we use it as a means of saying somebody is being lazy during a practice. If we're given a sprint set and somebody goes slow we say that theyre dogging it.
I'm from the states, and dogging has always meant a surprise make out. Like, when you were 13 you went up to your crush at the skating rink and just dogged him while they were playing some Kaci and Jojo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I downvoted you because you had exactly 4444 points, and I was afraid someone would upvote you past that awesome combination. So now you're back to 4443, the next upvote will only get you to 4444.
Seriously, that shit was unexpected to say the least..... I don't think I've cringed so hard during family movie night since frank underwood fucked someone barely out of high school
Nvrnight ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It does make sense, fake violence is in no way violence. Nudity in a movie is the same as nudity irl, there is no difference. So if the evangelical Christians don't like nudity, than it is exactly the same problem in a movie or in reality whereas simulated violence is entirely different than actually torturing someone.
decklund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that still rests on the assumption that nudity should always be viewed as inappropriate
Yeah, a lot of folks these days aren't fans of Christian moral rules, myself included, but that's different than saying it makes no damn sense to dislike nudity more than violence in movies if someone happens to be a Christian.
iamz3ro ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:04:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally watched Kingsman today because of some comment on Reddit. Pretty good movie.
507d ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 12:29:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you watch closely and don't let the source material (a Mark Millar comic; same guy as Kick-Ass, Wanted, etc. comics) cloud your view, it's far more than a pretty good movie. It's a masterwork of cinematography.
507d ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:04:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoyed that bit as well, but that's exactly what I was talking about when I said letting the source material cloud your view! That kind of shit is schoolbook Mark Millar. Just check out the Hit Girl v. Rasul and co. from Kick Ass for another example. Matthew Vaughn is the director though. He work, the cinematography, is impeccable. His match cuts, transitions and tracking shots alone are the stuff of legend.
The cinematography of the church scene was a masterpiece. That isn't source material...
507d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No doubt. Vaughn action sequences have always been top notch. He managed to use both slow and fast motion in a way that really serves the scene, while being totally artful.
iamz3ro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt that it was a mix between "British TV" and "Hollywood movies". Not necessarily bad, but they're different styles and when you go from one to the other the viewer needs to adjust... The storyline was good too, a bit concerning as you never know if that could happen in real life.
507d ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea. Forget all that. I'm talking about the film making itself. The source material is a Mark Millar comic book. Millar has his certain sort of vibe.. That's one side, one point. The director is Matthew Vaughn. His work, the actual cinematography, the shots, the match cuts, the tracking shots, transitions, etc. That stuff is superb. Top notch.
Stop being a snob. The actual content of the movie was also great. Just because it's not to your taste doesn't make it any less valid.
507d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if I told you I was a huge fan of the content? What if I told you I own both every single Mark Millar comic adaptation film and every single film Matthew Vaughn directed, plus even a few he merely produced/wrote/whatevered, on Bluray?
507d ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:08:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So by merely not commenting on the content, for the obvious reasons of it's controversy, you decide to assume my position on said content and assume negatively. Good job.
ejeebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I did like how the comic had Mark Hamill as a secret scientist kidnapped by the bad guy, and the movie had Mark Hamill play the scientist kidnapped by the bad guy.
That might actually be a lot more interesting than the actual movie. Set it in the dark ages, Catholic power and hatred of homosexuality are peaking. King falls in love with one of his whores but people start to whisper and the king eventually has to choose between his legacy and salvation or the love of his life.
PBTUCAZ ยท 3743 points ยท Posted at 09:34:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing is about going out to clubs and starting fights
๐๏ธ racistpuffs ยท 2175 points ยท Posted at 09:50:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it's about a man trying to fight against the rampant clubbing scene overtaking his quaint little town. But in a funny little twist, he falls in love with the scene that he once sought to bring down.
Starring Clint Eastwood as the grumpy octogenarian
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't Fight Clubbing involve Edward Norton, driven by insomnia and love of nature, traveling to the arctic. He organizes a protest group to stop seal clubbing, but the conflict gets out of hand when in a whim, he physically attacks Tyler Durden, the leader of the seal clubbers. In confusing events we are left to wonder what is happening and how ever more people are brought into this conflict between pro and anti seal clubbing groups, that more and more resembles a gang war for the northern ice shelfs. Finally we learn that huge part of the shelf ice are threatened by tons of homemade explosives as we head into the thrilling finale.
[deleted] ยท 417 points ยท Posted at 09:54:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, alternatively...
It happened for years and no one tried to stop them. The chinese continued to club these poor seals. People tried and failed to stop them. Only 1 species could stop their own extinction. Watch this top hitting action in which, the seals. FIGHT. BACK.
[deleted] ยท 399 points ยท Posted at 10:10:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing will EVER too 6/18/98. THAT was the greatest performance of his career
samlev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Weeeeelllllll let metellyougheblegulenaygodemuuuuch! Do you know, that your eeeeys they get wider, your heeeedad it gets lighter, when you're kissed by a cluuuub on the faace. Baaaaaaaaby!"
This sounds interesting, people who go out fighting in "clubs" which are actually secret fight clubs, and its like a gang war with lots of small gangs. It follows the tale of a small club. It ends with the leader realising that the club they just went fight clubbing in was actually a normal club, and he commits suicide.
kritsku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
I imagine Edward Norton & Brad Pitt in Night at the Roxbury, bobbing along to Haddaway's "What Is Love,"ย and beating the shit out of people while they sandwich-hump them.
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or alternatively it's regular Fight Club only it meets in the basements of clubs instead of bars and the type of people attending has changed accordingly.
enRutus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a neurotic Long Island Jewish mother who despite her best efforts to raise her son to be a lawyer decides instead he just wants to be an accountant.
Thanks for that. I literally laughed uncontrollably for a good 3 minutes at that, then collected myself to reply, looked at your post again and lost it for another 3-4 minutes. My face is bright red.
My only regret is that I have only one upvote to give.
Blanche would be all over him, Dorothy couldn't give a damn, Rose would bore him to tears with stories about St. Olaf, and the episode kicker would be Sofia wandering out of her bedroom saying something along the lines that he had left, but that he wouldn't be forgotten in a hurry.
Honestly I have no idea. It's a low-effort unoriginal comment that isn't even witty or funny. Now I come back an hour later and it has 503 upvotes and somebody gave me gold (thanks though).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man. The gold fairy strikes where you last expect it. I was on a pc subreddit and repeated a popular joke... Got gold and +2000 upvotes. Welp, low effort it is.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just repeat the comment above you with less subtlety
Funnily enough, You Only Live Twice was written by Roald Dahl, author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, James and the Giant Peach, and more. So children's authors have written Bond films before.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A young god named Zeus from the rough neighborhood of West Olympus finds purpose, and ultimately redemption, on the hardwood floor. Nick Offerman stars.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait your name... It's... It's my name
chrzan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, are you the guy from the chrzanizard gaming forums?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope... I'm the chick on makeupaddiction mostly lol, but there's ANOTHER chrzanizard? It's my go to name because Chrzan+ Charizard and who would ever take that! It's hard enough to pronounce as it is (unless you're polish)!
baggs22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any good?
yorkton ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I liked it despite not being a huge james bond fan the guests were pretty decent and usually a fun conversation, but it depends on whether or not you like Matt Mira and the nerdist podcast.
I personally like him but I know others find him a bit grating.
Theres also Matt Gourley (the co host) but as nice as he is he's kind of forgettable.
(really hope I'm not talking to Matt Gourley looking for audience feedback in the most roundabout way possible).
chrism17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:44:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matt Gourley and his insights are the best part of the podcast for me. He also has a great podcast called I Was There Too where he interviews actors who were in bit parts in huge movies.
Roavak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This (kind of) exists. There is an ad by Ivoclar Vivadent for a new kind of light cure for dentists and the main character is "Bonding" because the light cure can be used to bond stuff to teeth. It is a James Bond spoof and kinda funny, but I couldn't find it when I looked just now :(
djw319 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
So, James and the Giant Peach, but starring Daniel Craig?
5171 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:43:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter is a young man who is Donald Trump's assistant, and he tries to stop Trump from getting shit-hammered all of the time and firing everyone.
daddock ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:09:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Askabaning : a story about Dumbledore's anti-Polish student entry rules when Pavol Aska applies to Hogwarts.
(Goblet of Firing has been done many times in this thread)
Harry Potter and the Ordering of Phoenix: where Harry and Dumbledore get in an argument when Harry orders Roast Phoenix when they go out to dinner.
Harry Potter and the Half Blooding Prince: a movie where Snape is constantly "sort of bleeding" but insists the correct terminology is "blooding not bleeding, trust me I do potions and stuff"
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Oneing: a movie where the trio are accompanied by Jonathan Ross, who insists they run everywhere for part of the film.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Parting Two, where Harry has to work out what the Deathly Hallows are Parting. Starring Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Red Sea.
Minority Reporting - A racist old man goes around looking for black people committing minor crimes, then calls the police.
crabbix ยท 1051 points ยท Posted at 10:46:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it becomes a heartwarming tale of overcoming oppression and ingrained ideas, wherein everyone learns a valuable lesson? Or more along the lines of Paul Blart Mall Cop?
The old man calls the police on the minorities in his neighborhood. Eventually he gets to know them better and understand the strife within their community. He tries to protect a young member of the community. He gets killed by gang members, and leaves his car to the kid he was protecting.
"The ones that... jump higher than the other kids... and run faster... and have spongier hair.. ahh... they just... don't look like they fit in... you know.."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I now pronounce you narwhal and bacon. you may kiss the snoo. (these are reddit inside jokes in case you didn't get it, upvoats appreciated if you did xD)
That happened to me the other night! I parked in a private spot on accident (The spots had number but didn't say reserved) in a gated wealthy neighborhood. Within 30 seconds the guy came running asking who I was, he's calling the cops and management, who am I here for, how did I get in, how did I know the code.
I should have known better than being a black kid in a black hoodie at night.
Happened to my dad too. He was throwing stuff away behind a strip mall and some guy came out of one of the other businesses and was shouting at him asking who he was, why he was there, and telling him he can't throw stuff away back there. This guy didnt know he owned the office out front.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:17:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They don't even have to be committing any crimes for a racist old man to call the police about them. It could be like that news story from years ago about the black guy walking with his 1/4 black (but outwardly white) young grandson and all the old people in the neighborhood telling the police they're witnessing an armed kidnapping.
This is a toss up with World War Zing for best thing ever.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except this description works even without the -ing. World War Zing, however, needed that -ing to be as great as it was. I don't think this one is all that great because of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he goes after them and kills them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is brilliant, I love you
Hayes231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darth Vader declares war on cardboard, foamcore, and numerous other common framing materials. From this day forth, he decrees that all artwork uses his new proprietary formula, Jedingโข, which is debuted in the sixth film.
It is a time of austerity for the Empire. With the destruction of the DEATH STAR, Galactic Insurance Inspectors have stepped in to the investigation to declare the claim as invalid due to the inclusion of an undeclared small thermal exhaust port.
As those responsible for the destruction flee before the remaining Imperial forces, The Empire's finance director has struck all backing of future projects - including the plans for an even larger DEATH STAR II - as the facilities department cannot guarantee the Health and Safety of all staff involved.
The Emperor is considering filling for bankruptcy.
Darrh Vader's investment firm is failing, and must pull the contracts it currently has to save what money he has left.
Harryg42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively: Darth Vader provides his support to a strike movement by storm troopers so that they can get better rights and more pay. Think F.I.S.T. Set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
The true tale behind the shadowy union organisation behind the "rebellion" which resulted in the empire strikes. I don't want to spoil it, but some nepotism was involved, a some goods exchanged hands, and all of a sudden, massive coup for the union workers, the manager crossed lines to support them. This is the real story behind the notorious events.
Why do so many of his poems end in killing Timmy?! Why not marry safe, boring poems if you love them so much?!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:25:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In fact why not invent a special safety poem that can dictate the way outside because you are fired!... Not you sprog, you're doing fine. Yes you! Box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye!
earbox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy stole Sprog's ex.
LeJoker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather was hit by a zing once. They had to hide during the air raids, when wayward limericks and fascist puns were dropped on women and children. Terrible war.
There is an unbroken chain of people from usenet to slashdot to reddit who look down upon you for not recognizing the simpsons reference. Damn, it should be on the entrance examination for snarky forums and reddit.
Sometimes it behaves like a modal (You needn't mention this), sometimes like a verb (You don't need to mention this).
The semi-modal use is both uncommon and formal in the affirmative form, but is often found when a negative word is in the same clause. For example it would be improbable (I dare not say incorrect) to find : "I need read this book."
TLDR : The "no" in this sentence makes a semi-modal use of "need" possible in the affirmative form.
J_sock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you even Shakespeare?
peppigue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knead bread no firmer
spinney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's because it makes your brain realize how stupid English pronunciation is. Having two words that rhyme and are of the same length but spelled differently. Your brain reads "Need" as sounding different than "Read" without doing some extra work first, and that extra brain power makes it a bit more annoying.
I heed you cede and plead you breed the speed of steed, adorn with tweed and mead. Bound like bead atop a reed, she'd knead the seed like the skied of swede and do the deed lest she bleed and breaks thy creed. But feed me not, for we'd be freed by weed.
Or something like that. I dont know man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need not read any further
Is that better!
Stinyo7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:47:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This now-twice-gilded comment also has twice as many upvotes as the comment in your link. Imitation outperformed creation. That seems to prove Picasso's quote: โGood artists borrow, great artists steal.โ Or did Picasso steal that quote too?
Stinyo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, haha. But I kept reading simply to confirm I didn't need to.
Just like you never wipe once, you wipe twice to make sure you only needed to wipe once.
"The Lord of the Ringsing" the tale of a small-time crook who rises to rule the gangs of the infamous Ringsing High Security Prison and ultimately comes to control the Mafia families in the tristate area. Based on real events.
santivx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know when that World War Zing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, basically, Zombieland.
juusman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The key to turning the tide was implementing the Hamburg Protocol. Elite units of humorless Germans were sent to train other cultures to combat the zingbies through "not getting it" and "getting it, but feeling this effort to inspire laughter is an inefficient use of time."
The Truman Showing, about a guy who broadcasts his dick to the world on Chatroulette
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:55:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it would be about essentially the same thing as The Truman Show, but it focuses on the people watching (at a showing of Truman's life) rather than on Truman himself.
"Everesting" is actually a fitness activity. It consists of choosing a hill and doing repeats of it (ascending and descending) on bike or foot to equal the vertical relief of Mt. Everest.
There story of Harry, a UN observer in the middle east who witnesses the public humiliation and execution of a leading progressive Islamic intellectual.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What youโre referring to as Hogwarts is, in fact, Hogsmeade/Hogwarts, or as Iโve recently taken to calling it, Hogsmeade plus Hogwarts. Hogwarts is not a boarding school system unto itself, but rather another magic component of a fully functioning boarding school made useful by the Hogsmeade village, Shrieking Shack and Whomping Willow comprising a full boarding school as defined by the Ministry of Magic.
Many pupils attend a modified version of the Hogsmeade village every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hogsmeade which is widely used today is often called โHogwartsโ, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hogsmeade village, developed by the Hogsmeade Project. There really is a Hogwarts, and these people are attending it, but it is just a part of the boarding school they attend.
Hogwarts is the school: the location in the system that allocates the schools resources to the other pupils that attend it. The school is an essential part of a school system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete boarding school system. Hogwarts is normally used in combination with the Hogsmeade village: the whole system is basically Hogsmeade with Hogwarts added, or Hogsmeade/Hogwarts. All the so-called โHogwartsโ pupils are really pupils of Hogsmeade/Hogwarts.
Dany_HH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a German student at the University of Heidelberg as he tries to find work, because no one will hire or care about someone who studied American History and nothing else.
xprime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I studied German history at my American university, why wouldn't some German uni offer the reverse?
coolwool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well.. depends on how detailed American History is covered. This could be a 6 month course or maybe even take 3 years if you really draw out the subject matter ;)
But honestly, what would the occupation be of someone who studied American history only?
But honestly, what would the occupation be of someone who studied American history only?
This is the entire point of my post, /u/xprime completely missed that.
Edit: Before someone replies and says there are jobs such as lecturing, teaching etc. This individual wouldn't need a professional social media page ร la LinkedIn in Germany, as that's for a more general requirement than something as specific as those fields, in such a specific field of study in one specific geo-location.
Explaining humour ruins the joke. Thanks /u/xprime.
xprime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyway, if you have any questions, just drop by /r/rugbyunion. I just rocked on home from a weird night out that should not have happened... Schools rugby > American College Football etc
It's all their fault that our sport is so God damn fucking enjoyable. American 6 Nations, second best 6 Nations of my life (see sub for details, second best details, unless you feel like proving me wrong)
Kevin James plays the disgraced cop ordered to direct traffic outside of the Natural History Museum, until someone tries to steal the world's only complete dodo skeleton and he's the first on the scene!
It's basically Dirty Dancing, before Baby showed up. Just a bunch of old ladies getting drunk and hitting on the dance teacher. But in the war torn Middle East.
A 2 hour movie where Ryan Gosling drives in real time to his parents house. Sometimes the radio is on, sometimes there's some traffic. In an exciting twist, he has to stop for a bathroom break and thinks "well, if I'm here I might as well get some McDonalds" but the exit is in a poor part of town and it's clear the McDonalds made his big mac like 2 days ago and just kept it, so it's even worse than usual. In the exciting conclusion, it starts raining, and everyone starts going 40 MPH which makes him take longer.
DerSpini ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning - classic (hard core) porno?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:50:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touching - When nine year old autistic savant Jake Bohm realises he has a fetish for high places, a kidnapped girl, and being put in a medically induced coma
To the agent and or detective reviewing this: go watch Touch, you'll get it eventually
Or...the not so entertaining sequal to twister. It's about a windy fall day and how people had to put on that light jacket for the weekend. The twist comes when starbucks/dunkin donuts has a shortage of coffee due to the unexpected demand.
Ollyvyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A story of an immigrant landscaper finding his way in a new land.
Evi7Qu33n ยท 468 points ยท Posted at 10:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, a babysitter who is perfectly good at her job but cannot help herself from cleaning the house at the same time, which drives the families nuts as they feel like she doesn't approve of their hygiene. In truth she's just a bit OCD and doesn't mind at all.
A modern tale of difference and acceptance, and the importance of communicating properly. And the willingness of a wife to assume her husband is sleeping with the babysitter when everything keeps being cleaned.
Why is it annoying? To me, that's basically the sharing your appreciation for it, without having to spend the money to gild them.
Plus, if you're like me, 4 dollars is expensive, because you need to make sure that you're not 4 dollars short on the next thing you have to pay for, which is a real issue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be easier to just say, wow I really enjoyed that thank you! I appreciate what you said! Anything other than, oh I'd buy you this present if I could...but I can't. Ok cool dude.
To me, it doesn't matter which you say, they both say the same thing. To some, it might even show more appreciation, considering that they're basically saying "That content is so good, I would spend money for it if I could."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that logic is pretty good...I will not argue further. I see your point. I am now conflicted.
saltesc ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 12:45:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing
A Chinese man cursed with a first name he can't pronounce properly.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:47:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source 3 Coding would never actually be released. We'd hear about stars rumored to be in the film, see a trailer once or twice, and everyone would get really excited for a movie that's never going to be made.
rbwl1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
after a long a ridiculous wait, We get Source 2 Chapter 2: also known as League of Legends replay system
Arcaire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a forty-five minute section of bars and tone, showing no other video or audio. At the end, the character playing Newell says "well, it seems like our customer support team is going well."
Tilrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for $2.95, f****t!" (This is an actual quote from Fast and the Furious)
I am just happy to have found another person who has seen this amazing movie. Plus, Kevin Spacey is one of my favorite actors, and him as a smiley-faced robot was epic.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite movies (the one without -ing of course).
It's one of the most underrated movies, yet praised by a small amount of people who've watched it and understood it; right beside Watchmen.
It has a good plot, great great great acting (I mean it's one guy on screen for the whole movie outside his videoconferencing with home etc) and solid plot twist with an incredibly satisfying ending. All in all, solid movie.
Supercoping
The Man of Steel can deal with any problem, but can he accept the loss of his first son? Nicholas Cage stars in this heartbreaking story about loss and coping.
I see a Busby Berkeley Number done with light sabers.
A love song between Han and Leia.
Flight of the Falcon - the Millennium Falcon.
The comedy song - with C3P0, BB8 and R2D2. (Although it sounds a bit too techno for most Musical loving audiences.)
The Chewbacca Rock.
Tap dancing Storm Troopers, of course!
X-wings doing some soft shoe.
The Rebellion versus the Empire Number - featuring some Capoeira and Parkour style mash up but all done incredibly well.
The Rey Solo...segway into her doing some artistic pole dancing on her staff.
Sorry, Star WarSing is celebrities honoring WWII vets with songs of the 1940s, including Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani and Shakira performing "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"
pdsvwf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commandoing. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Colon. Matrix, a retired elite soldier who seeks revenge for his murdered fellow marines, whilst never wearing underpants.
Top-level comment is waay down, so there's a chance that /u/AndriusG and /u/Sin_Ceras didn't even read this one and just got the same idea, rather than reposted.
I never knew why they changed the American version to "sorcerer's stone". That's not even a thing. The philosopher's stone is a piece of pre existing folklore. Did they think Americans wouldn't get it or something?
Yes it was generally thought Americans wouldn't understand as easily as "sorcerer's stone". The majority that did know what Philosophers were, were expected to be confused as to what a professional in philosophical thought would have to do with magic. Sorcerer's stone is much more obvious, and the alliteration doesn't hurt either. I remember because of a BBC interview with JK Rowling back when she had released the Philosophers stone, she was asked why the American version had a different title.
When you say "only" the British release of the books. I think you mean everything except the American version of the books. Also let's not forget that's the original book.
jakielim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:52:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goblet of Firing
Dumbledore feels the necessity of layoff and decides to pick random names from a cup.
Wrong. The Sorcerer's Stoning is an actual account of the wizard trials of 1428 in Edinburgh. We lost 14 good wizards that day- was going to be 13 if it wasn't that that would be taboo.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:02:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World war 2 in coloring - the children's coloring book of world war 2, now including bonus pages such as "the battle of the bulge" "Auschwitz" and the unforgettable "landing of Normandy".
Scar and Mufasa are playing chess using various wildebeest and hyena pieces. So far, Scar has proven victorious to the point he had repeatedly checked Mufasa's king.
SCAR: Long live the king.
Mufasa is in checkmate; Scar wins.
Wait a shit-eating moment, the original comment says
checkers
Oh... seriously though, the movie would work so much better with them playing chess than checkers. It would feel a bit more epic.
Or, it could work with checkers too:
Scar and Mufasa are playing chesscheckers using various wildebeest and hyena pieces. So far, Scar has proven victorious to the point he had repeatedly checked Mufasa's kinghas taken all but one of Mufasa's pieces out, which happens to have been kinged.
SCAR: Long live the king.
Mufasa has been defeated; Scar wins.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No exposure to it, don't understand. It's like cricket, if someone explained it to me while watching a match i would probably enjoy it.
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Understandable. I had never known anything about it until I joined my high school team, immediately fell in love with it. I'd recommend looking up some basic rules of it and finding a match to watch sometime, I'd prefer watching a rugby match over a football game any day. But then again that's just me, I don't know what you'd like haha
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:00:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a documentary on the men who wear number 2 on a rugby team.
Ubiki ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A movie critically mocked for lack of spell check, this comedic tale of a man named Peter who moves to California to pan for gold: in 2005. He's missed the rush, but not the punchline, as Zack Galifianakis blunders his way through San Francisco in this family comedy.
It works so well because Dante's could also be a contraction for "Dante is"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's still got Pierce Brosnan in it, I'm game.
allute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's Peaking: A tale of a former convenience store clerk who comes to the realization that he's 46, unwed, and hasn't managed to invest any money while working minimum wage jobs. With the help of his co-worker and a couple of crazy porch-monkeys, Jay and Silent Bob, Dante goes on an epic adventure to bring meaning to his life before his inevitable descent into poverty.
Cypcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be Dante's Peaking... Dante is still naughty ;)
I've seen that picture a thousand times, where is it from?
What's the joke?
Toth201 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:26:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Peyton Manning, a famous American Football quarterback. The joke is that it's a funny picture of one of the best players to ever play the game. It's sort of the rickroll of /r/nfl and other american football associated subreddits.
The Euro Tripping - How the economic stability of Europe was destroyed by officials on acid.
h-jay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, a documentary, then? :/
h-h-c ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 12:03:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling. A ragtag group of kids with hearts of gold set out with mittens and rosy cheeks to spread Christmas cheer. May or may not include lesbian undertones.
Or even just trying to do some tidying up and painting the fence, but damnit if it's not all Dementors and the Hogwart crew dragging him into adventures. "Look, Hermione, it's not that I don't want to come to your party but I've had a ridiculous day and you're throwing it in the Ministry, and that never goes well for me!
Inceptioning: Almost the exact same movie, except that they now use the technology to make grammar nazis commit suicide
1Down ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:00:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie bothers me so much because it caused the word "inception" to take the place of "recursion" for much of the population. I love the movie but that replacement of recursion just makes me so angry. And they didn't even mean for it to happen.
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ringing - A group of heroes sets out for Mount Doom on a quest to destroy Sauron's one dinner bell to rule them all.
Andy0132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:30 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - The owner of the largest phone company in Middle Earth, Sauron Gothaur, must come to terms with the fact that his beloved company is being destroyed by short people with hairy feet.
Andy0132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:35 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - The owner of the largest phone company in Middle Earth, Sauron Gothaur, must come to terms with the fact that his beloved company is being destroyed by short people with hairy feet.
Story of a girls internal battle of realizing her sexuality.
Hic142 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:17:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming - A compilation of Ender's most amazing kills in Call of Duty.
TrippleP ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 11:42:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fisting
Johnny Kovak joins the Teamsters trade-union in a local chapter in the 1930s and works his way up in the organization. As he climbs higher and higher with his fists, his methods become more ruthless and finally senator Madison starts a campaign to find the truth about the alleged connections with the fist and ass.
miasmic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:50:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quality movie description, this made me laugh a lot more than it should have done
The Blair Witch Projecting: it takes place in that abandoned house and the Blair witch is giving a PowerPoint presentation on how many college kids she's gonna fuck over during the next month
"The Dark Knighting" - Royal family thrown into chaos as Her Majesty accidentally decapitates our caped crusader due to an unfortunately timed power cut.
Napoleon dynamiting - france's greatest leader leads an explosive land war in Asia after discovering the power of a stick of TNT. The ending will blow your mind.
Pretty saw we got the trailer for this in...hmm, what was it called. The Happening, I think. Yes. That must be it.
[deleted] ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 09:22:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
("Who's Ing and why is he shiny?")
[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 11:17:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ing was the Anglo-Saxon name for Yngvi, as used in the Old English rune poem. It was probably another name for Freyr, a Germanic fertility god. He's associated with the shining sun, and has a servant called Skirnir (the shining one).
I hope this clears everything up.
sniffo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:39:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Common names in Iceland except for Skรญrnir, though it is still used.
Koog330 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:31:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ing is also the name of the antagonizing creatures in Metroid Prime 2.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they shiny?
Koog330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was origionally supposed to be The Shining Ingot but they ran out of scrabble tiles
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this :)
ArmaCSAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ing: a legendary Pokรฉmon who uses light based attacks to blind and decimate his/her enemies. The 30th legendary! Exclusive to Nintendo 4DS XLi 3 systems!
STAR WARS Episode V: The Empire Strikes Backing
It is a time of austerity for the Empire. With the destruction of the DEATH STAR, Galactic Insurance Inspectors have stepped in to the investigation to declare the claim as invalid due to the inclusion of an undeclared small thermal exhaust port.
As those responsible for the destruction flee before the remaining Imperial forces, The Empire's finance director has struck all backing of future projects - including the plans for an even larger DEATH STAR II - as the facilities department cannot guarantee the Health and Safety of all staff involved.
Meanwhile The Emperor is considering filling for bankruptcy.
DJWLJR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An documentary about the Rebellion's secret efforts to support organizing efforts inside the Death Star.
Definitely a documentary about the therapeutic effects of creating hand rimmed bathroom sinks for ex convicts and their pacific reintegration into society.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 10:45:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Silencing of the Lambs is about the government taking all steps necessary to keep the whistleblowers quiet.
Magic Mike XXL-ing. A horrible psychological drama about a washed-up stripper who never got his second chance, gets gradually more fat as his dreams of being a gloriously worshiped stripper seem to slip further away with each pound he gains.
Heating - it is now about Central Heating mechanics that go in people's homes and install or fixes central heating systems. They decide that they don't earn enough and plan on robbing The White House by trying to remotely disable the Heating, as literally sweating the president out of his house. This closes part 1 of the movie.
Harry potter and:
The Sorcerers Stoning. Albus and Nicolas sit around and get high on wizard weed talking philosophy.
The Chamber of Secreting:
Hogwarts sewer system is overflowing and its up to Harry & Co. To get to the bottom of it.
The Goblet of Firing: Donald Trump makes an appearance.
The ordering of the phoenix:
Harry wants his own Fawkes. He searches for one on the wizard wide web.
"Get Harding" a time traveling mystery/crime flick where Kevin Hart & Will Ferrell go back in time to expose America's 29th President Warren G. Harding for his extramarital affairs.
Silver Streaking. New arrivals at a Florida retirement community bare it all. Starring Gene Wilder.
sega20 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:35:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. The story of a secret agent who didn't pack his parachute properly.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:37:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge dredding
"I reeeaaaalllyyy don't want to go..."
A coming of age drama about a man with social anxiety and fear of authority figures- who has to testify in 4 gut wrenching days"
Squigler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:05:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Lebowskiing. A story about a group of underdogs who want to take lebow skiing from the underground and they fight their way to become recognized as a sport.
Set in a crime-ridden Detroit, Michigan, in the near future, RoboCoping centers on police officer Alex Murphy, who just wants to beat the daily grind, and so becomes the superhuman cyborg law enforcer known as "RoboCop".
Malcolm Xing - the heartwarming tale of the son of Chinese immigrants and his struggle to find where he belongs.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a heartwarming tale about the first family to get the government to put up those "Autistic Child Area" signs in the memory of their autistic son Malcolm who was hit by a car.
Sawing. It's about an old lumberjack who refuses to use tools. He manually cuts everything. From everything from straight cuts to complicated ones. Extremely intense.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about Peyton Manning's transition from human to cyborg. Unbound by the frailty of mortality, Peyton is programmed to win more Super Bowls than his aloof brother, Eli, has won.
*Added an extra "n" to adhere to English spelling rules
Inglorious Basterding, travel back to nazi Germany with a group of rag tag American soldiers who have made it their duty to impregnate as many women as possible.
The dark knighting- Kanye West 's documentary about him getting knighted by the queen and interrupting her part way through
Kobluna ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:26:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: dropping out at the end of his third year at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself in a dead end job at a Muggle workplace that fires one person weekly by pulling names from an oversized novelty goblet.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:04:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawking Down:
Steven Hawking and his team of highly-skilled nerds race against the clock to save a man claiming to be Steven Hawking's black brother from an untimely demise and the hands of pirates off the coast of Somolia.
Kill Billing. A woman seeks revenge after a $5300 ER visit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Habouring.
A deep-sea diver makes it his mission to collect all the worldโs pearls and will not sell them to anyone else, no matter what they offer
Falling Downing. The biopic of Stewart Downing, the one time England winger as he signs for Liverpool and suddenly everyone realises how crap he is and he's forced to go back to playing for Middlesbrough.
Trick421 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:25:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - A former British Intelligence Officer becomes a Weather Channel meteorologist.
Squeenis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:53:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting - The little man now has a big boom. Watch out, Russia!
The Thinging. A story about a boy with a horrible lisp that performs opera.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:55:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"This is the Ending" - A man has a crazy life, between drugs, sex and alcohol, he eventually meets a chick that drives him wild, and he falls in love with her but he does not know how to react to the feeling because he has been hurt many times before, and what he is feeling for her is different from any other feeling he's ever had for any other chick, and since he is so fucked up in the head, ends up killing her.
dinizio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking: the story of a man named John who works for a candle company. "People keep asking if this is wax and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking its wax"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:41:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the Kinging - the incredible story of how a struggling former checkers champion got his groove back.
The Crafting- Four middle aged women start a crafting group, and all the popular housewives in their community start receiving hand-made tea cozies and afghans, one by one.
yelruh00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling
The story of a cross-dressing man's night out on the town.
smarmm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking
sdo17yo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - follows the story of a group of rich kids who suddenly got cut off from their inheritance.
Payton and Eli are in the field, determining who can throw the farthest.
Payton: throws ball
Tony: (while talking to Eli) shoulder missiles obliterates it
moodist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging -- A botched spank job in the English Countryside.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Conjuring-ing - Comedy about a bumpkin family who tries to summom demons to help make their lives better but ultimately fail every time due to being illiterate.
A jealous Mr. Thorndyke bugs a Volkswagen Beetle to eavesdrop on Carole and her new boyfriend Jim, but gets a little more than he bargained for when the car betrays him!
Phabio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging - A feature-length sequel to Two Girls One Cup
Jurassic Parking. Features a cast of 5 dinosaurs running a valet parking lot. Got your grumpy to old for this shit Triceratops that works in a Booth. A funny light hearted T-rex wearing a tiny white Polo shirt. He's the new manager and has to keep everything running smoothly, two lazy pot smoking compies or Compsognathus (the little green chicken sized dinosaurs from the lost world.) They are in charge of the keys but keep getting stoned and forgetting which key goes to which car. A Raptor that is the new hire and the main character. He's fresh out of Dino college and has to pay his student loans, he works here for the summer learning about life. A female pterodactyl, a manic pixie dream dinosaur that lives by the lot and engages the raptor in flirty cute dialog about life and dreams.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been lurking for a couple of years. Created an account just to save this thread. It made me laugh so much that someone came up to me with a worried look on the tram and asked if I was crying. Guess I have a weird muffled laugh...
attio22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - One man's journey to find a parking spot in a prehistoric world.
Lord of the Ringing - A man in charge of the Time Warner Cable support center just loves to keep customers waiting on the phone. The phone will ring, but no one will answer. Can anyone stop, the Lord of the Ringing?
A 20-something man in SoCal has a great life and good friends, but was born without the ability to feel empathy. Determined to feel, he embarks on a personal journey.
Pineapple Expressing - A man never buys more than 10 pineapples at a time, just so he can use the express lane.
Step-brothering - The entire population of the world has at one point been in-laws, all due to a perpetual cycle of divorce and remarrying.
The Edging Of Tomorrow - A documentary of how artificial intelligence will revolutionize the sex toy industry.
Due Dating - A romantic comedy about a woman that's late to a date. She makes it at the end.
Salting - A lonely neighbor keeps salting the potted plants of the cute guy in the apartment next door because he keeps coming back to her for advice.
Rubbering - A group of high school kids start putting condoms on everything as a prank. It's all fun and games until they find a dead body in a condom.
Cellphoning - A Redditor gets beaten with stale french rolls for his shitty mobile formatting. His swollen eyes light up when he sees a mod coming to the rescue, but then...he sees the Pita stacks between his hands.
SMACK! SMACK! FWAPP! thud
A minute relationship drama unfolds among the parking and valet staff during the events of Jurassic Park, culminating in a vague resolution where everyone mildly wonders why several cars haven't been picked up over the past day or two.
bebipbop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing: The story of a high school student who skipped class to scratch a few names off his hit list
edit: didn't see this was already taken
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The naked gunning
A homeless man's clothes get stolen an he has to rob a bank to buy new ones.
Shreking, the story of an MLG quickscoping ogre who sets out on a quest with Eddie Murphy to stop the love of his life from marrying Scrublord Farquad.
RadBenMX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking: The only way to break John Candy's delusion that he's a rodeo bull is to ride him for 8 seconds.
This Is Spinal Taping - A documentary exposรฉ about medical malpractice in the neurosurgery department of Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
br-bill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friday the Thirteen Thing: At Fantastic Four summer camp, the kids are terrified of counselor Ben Grimm.
Thunderbirds are GOING: Kids forge permission slips to a field trip after their parents refuse to let them attend.
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging: "Car sex, rated X"
The Wild Bunching: William Holden's underwear keeps climbing up his butt crack at inopportune times
Billy Jacking: Sequel to Billy Madison features 2 hours of Adam Sandler and a box of tissues.
The Andromeda Straining: To view a remote galaxy, astronomers hire Wilt Chamberlain after their telescope is built too high up from the floor.
Bening: Perennial horndog Warren Beatty becomes a one-woman man after meeting Annette during the production of Bugsy.
Captain Kidding: Titanic crashes into iceberg when crew doesn't realize that captain's "take the night off" comment was a joke. Starring Norm McDonald.
Paper Mooning: After a demotion at "The Daily Planet", Jimmy Olsen starts photoshopping all his pictures so that Superman appears to be pantsless.
Ironing Man: Robert Downy Jr. Stars in this zany romantic comedy about a man whose wife kicked him to the curb for not pulling his weight around the house. In an effort to make himself more into the man his wife will take back, he sells his services as a man who irons other people's laundry. On the way, not only does he discover the importance of pressed pleats, but also what it takes to be a genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist who also happens to do housework.
The Lord of the Ringing: A thousand years after the original trilogy, the Dark Lord Sauron returns to build a telecommunications empire. Customers are lured by low prices, but plagued by inadequate coverage and poor customer service.
Black Hawk Downing: Robert Downing Jr. uses his fame and fortune to create a super hero identity he calls "the black hawk". His first act as a hero is taking down an evil warlord that controls a small North African city
plurntup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:25:04 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking -- An pissed off blonde comedian takes her anger out on her town's newly constructed monorail.
sunevh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:21:06 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - The best properties in Germany.
In a future where everyone else has switched to electric self-driving cars, a dozen pensioners still fight it out over the parking spaces in front of the retirement village.
DerSpini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't get that T-Rex parking an old-school Mini Cooper out of my head :D
WIENS21 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Runs up to random people, high kick them then runs away yelling "it's just a prank bro"
kinnaq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:15:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking. Same show, just cast with europeans who speak limited english. We are...how you say... boldly treking where no treking has been done, yah?
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing - the story of high school assassin Ferris Bueller and two friends going on a killing spree around Chicago. The only person able to stop them is Principal Rooney with the help of his bumbling secretary Grace.
Hitching - Story of the life of a teenage runaway as she spends the years hitchhiking across the American Southwest. Suffering addiction and abuse, she crisscrosses through the region until her 35th birthday, and puts down roots where she finds herself, Flagstaff, AZ.
She dies the owner of a successful ranch, and a beloved matriarch of a sprawling family.
Jurassic Parking. In the future, we have cloned dinosaurs and used them for transportation. The problem is, none of them will fit into any of the goddamn parking spots.
ArmaCSAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, I don't think this would actually work because the term shreking wouldn't be a term, unless the movie made it a term? A bit weird either way
y0re096 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Blink and you'll miss it.
brent731 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Spider Manning, the Manning brothers learn of their estranged brother named Spider. Tensions rise as he quickly becomes a better football player than them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or yet another bad day of Peyton
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
I'm the midst of his mid life crisis, betty enters a secret underground BDSM club for homosexuals. Staring Heath Ledger and tom hanks in the most inspirational story this season.
Reservoir Dogging - the lake isn't the only thing thats wet this summer.
minal187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophical stoning - about how society chooses a person every year to be sacrificed by being stoned to death. Harry gets picked and must escape to Hogwarts while hiding the identity that he is the chosen one (to be stoned, not survive Voldemort)
Alternative: they all go to Hogwarts to get high and talk about philosophical questions.
n8jb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. A psychological film about a woman who questions her sanity after hearing a continuous ringing sound. Is it in her head? PTSD? Or something paranormal?
I literally threw out the very first idea I had. Sorry.
Story of a crazed women trying to get everything for free.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking: A TV executive tries to develop the social contacts that will further his career. The film follows his growing disenchantment with an industry in which success is utterly dependent upon who you know and culminates with his nervous breakdown. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!".
Jar Jar Binks is revealed to be a secret member of the Sith order. He was a test subject for Count Dooku's clone army. He tricks the Jedi Order to be innocent, whereas he can plan the secret attack. The attack consists of Jar Jar cloning himself exponentially and take over the Galactic Republic.
Deadpooling - about a hearse driver who works in new business where one hearse picks several dead guys on a way to cemetery. To brighten up his job a bit driver imagines that the dead people he drives with are alive and have discussions/debates/chit-chats about their life while being alive.
The Crafting.
A newcomer to a Catholic prep high school arrives one week before the annual craft fair. Not being the creative type, she falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls, in hopes that their awkwardness has lead them to develop the ultimate crafting skills.
riukei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning - Award winning journalist Harry Potter documents the struggles facing Islamic academics across the Middle East.
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning. A film about witch hunts in the 18th century and how a young boy (harry potter) saved a falsely accused man from stoning
Is about the story of cartel smugglers as they haul valuable pearls into the US border. Featuring Donald Trump as the border police who pursues them for being immigrants inside the US.
Edit: Dr. Strangeloving - The doctor will see you now for a "check up"
Iron Manning - A Denver Broncos Quarterback get's in a car accident and has to be rebuilt with a metal skeleton, he is then banned from the NFL after an unexpected winning streak.
neilbey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crank-ing. It's actually a crossover with "The Transporter," except his car is an old beat up Nissan Sentra that won't turnover.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - an educational film on udder squeezing techniques.
Not to be mistaken for the homonymous californian gay porn that ends with lots of candles.
The Empire Strikes Backing - The evil Empire travels the galaxy's Venture Capitalist landscape looking for a round of funding to repair the death star.
crankd87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stoning where Harry and the gang find religion and serve up some old school punishment to the social deviants of Hogwarts.
An eccentric group of retired friends decide to nix their annual fishing trip and instead help a regretful Jack make his biggest catch yet... the one that got away! Heart warming and hilarious, Gone Girling will have you hooked!
Inglorious Bastarding. A tale of American soldiers going around Germany during World War II; with a Jewish comrade and knocking up all their women with Jewish children. Master race foiled.
Jurassic Parking - be taken back millions of years ago and watch dinosaurs struggle to fit their suv's into one space....with hilarious consequences
Doh...too late
Yung_Hip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stoning.
It's about harry and all his friends smoking some dank ganj,with dumbeldore and they end up rolling some magic joints.
iAqua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. The Queen finally decided to 'Sir'a black man.
The Jungle Booking - Two tourist have an adventure of a lifetime after meeting a mysterious travel agent in Brazil.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking - A bunch of washed up soap stars walk re-unite to walk the pacific crest trail and discover more about themselves than they ever thought possible
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning- Harry Potter a young rascal who doesn't enjoy his philosophy lessons so ties up his philosophy teacher and stones him
soucy666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing: Tyler Durden starts an underground rave community that stretches across the country. Capalist America is brought to its knees by an organized fist pumping organization.
The Flashing. Barry Allen streaks naked through North Korea, slowing just enough that the citizenry can see his balls flapping in the wind. WWIII begins.
The summer smash hit, detailing the first date and subsequent cease of communication between millenials named Connor and Abby. The duration of the film is spent panning between abby and her blank cell phone screen. It briefly switches to Connor hitting the bong and watching South Park.
50 shades of greying a man and his on again off again whirlwind realtionship with his greying hair that he just can't seem to come to terms with.....so he tries something new .....and black......just for men black that is ;-)
rishling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - A movie about Will Smith trying to hitch hike his way back into the city
A movie not based on organised crime, rather the delicate art of being a Godfather. The best bit is it's filmed for 86 years straight until the once little boy becomes a Godfather himself. Then the sequel follows so you're never left wondering what happens in the next 86 years or so.
The Martianing everyone on earth slowly turns into the stereotypical representation of a martian. Little. Green. Men. But some men turn more slowly, Liam Neeson gathers scientists from around the world to try and stop the outbreak of what they are calling soybeanism.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A group has set out in the world to save the seals.
The desperate story of one body builder's attempt at breaking the dead-lift world record, by juicing on beetles, and other assorted sheathed winged insects.
Jurassic Parking - ta documentary on the logistics of moving and driving monster trucks
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging is about a psychopath with a stutter.
stevie7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Invisible Manning
Peyton Manning gets suspended for using his invisible powers to sabotage the other team. And for pulling wedgies in the locker room.
Carnieus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing
Tom Cruise is a pretty good telesaleman untill he has a crisis of confidence, overcomes it and becomes the best god damn telesaleman you have ever seen.
MtmJM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell working on Moon base and has nobody to show his ass to besides his own clones.
Fight Clubbing. A movie where clubbing is the way of the world. It is all people know both day and night. Things begin to change when Edward Norton meets a mysterious stranger with a crazy notion to tear it all down.
segagaga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - a tale about a divorced ex-cop with killer erections.
In Maine, there is an exterminator who has a strange addiction to drinking bug guts because he had a dream once whilst tripping on acid that it works as a sort of erectile dysfunction medicine. So he takes the dead bodies of bugs from houses he works on and drinks their guts in hope, that he may one day get an erection when he pauses the infamous chair rotation scene in Basic Instinct.
tanbug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping: In a not too distant future, an aging man, who is hostile towards technological inventions, has a stroke an loses much of his mobility. His family are not able to take care of him 24/7, so they put him in a special home where most of the daily work like cleaning, cooking and gardening is done by robots.
We follow a tyranosaurus rex on his daily commute, leading up to the grand finale of him finding that Terry the pterydactyl has taken his spot... "I mean, wtf Terry?! You can FLY! Why do you even need a car?!"
Pacific Rimming: a porn parody of Pacific Rim, I guess. Or an unrelated porn involving a large amount of Asian girls and an even larger amount of rimming.
Troub313 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing - Girls go on a road trip and pants people.
Rogue_3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Operation Dumbo Dropping is a documentary about the people who clean the cages at the zoo. It's not as glamorous a job as the keepers, but someone has to do it.
Godfathering: A mobster is called upon to care for his buddy's son after his 'accident'.
jjvaughn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Field of Dreaming - A young slave couple share their dreams of a life together as free people while picking cotton under the watchful eye of a one-armed sadistic plantation manager.
Uping... The story of an elderly man and a young boy who is forcing the old man to up his dosage of pills to kill him so he can take his house and all his wealth he and his (late) wife has acquired over the years
Good Will Hunting-ing: Will Hunting, a janitor at M.I.T., has a gift for mathematics, but needs help from a speech therapist to find direction in his life and cure his stuttering problem.
negcap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Hogwarts is now in Iran and everyone except the Dursleys dies in the first film.
gtizzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking
One man goes back in time to escape the hectic life of the present, only to face the same issue he hated the most... Nowhere to park at the shopping mall! Starring Rob Schneider.
A story about an overweight man on a Segway that contemplates the declining importance of malls in American culture as teens do much of their socializing via cell phones and shopping online.
When cloning on Kamino got a little out of hand the republic has to find a way to shelter and feed these refugee clones
bruNope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging: some middle school kids try go run away from home for a few days to try and make their own version of The Shining, sneak into a big hotel. It's a comedy I guess.
Ghosting Patrick Swayze breaks up with Demi Moore without telling her, ceasing all communication. Demi Moore thinks she's still dating him, creating a fantasy world where she dates Whoopi Goldberg.
Iron Manning 1,2, and 3 - The post retirement saga of Peyton Manning and how all the years of football glory will pale in comparison to his new Blacksmithing career.
Reservoir Dogging.
What am I doing to my favorite title.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - After being laid off due to tax cuts, James (now known as Jimmy) finds new meaning in life working at Frank's auto body shop, where he shares the tales of his former employment but no one believes him.
Ant-Manning - the heartwarming direct-to-home-video spiritual sequel to Antz, about a pro quarterback who helps a group of misfit ant football players overcome the odds.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking, Peter pans years as a child prostitute
softeky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Orient Expressing
A documentary on the hardships of breastfeeding in the Far East.
japalian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin Williams in Jacking
a story of a child with the body of a man, who masturbates always.
Pitch Perfecting. Ryan Gosling plays Shed Tatters, a once promising former major league pitcher who has lost his mojo and moves to a small village in Okinawa to coach a once great high school baseball team. Can Shed help this struggling team of misfits come together and achieve their dream of the National playoffs in Tokyo? A silent ramen master played by Takeshi Kitano helps Shed fix his pitching, while a beautiful English teacher played by Rinko Kikuchi helps Shed fix his heart.
Harry potter and the sorcerer's stoning. Harry and friends try to avoid being stoned to death by muggles and other general jagaloonery.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming. Ender has clearly a gaming problem. Will he beat his addiction ?
havoc3d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. A late-to-the-party movie about an asteroid that's going to hit earth.
SozoGen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning
A boy and his friends hunt down and capture a man with a defect on his face, they call him a Sorcerer and stone him to death in the center of their school.
A lad dining. A moving, low budget British movie set in Leeds in which a poor lad with impeccable taste is hired to taste and approve new dishes at a Jamie Oliver restaurant.
Jerlko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
When one fierce white knighting neckbeard gets friendzoned for the last time, he seeks revenge against all those women who probably forgot all about him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing: A comedy about sketch writers writing zingers for presidential candidates for the 2012 election.
Inside Outing: A rainstorm ruins a picnic, so everyone has to picnic indoors.
Doping: A documentary about Lance Armstrong.
12 Years a Slaving: The story of a proud white plantation Master and all the goofy antics that goes with it.
This is the Ending: A movie about a struggling writer to write the last chapter of his book.
The story of a man named Malcolm who favored the use of arms and proposed a revolutionary program that would create a separate street crossing for blacks in America.ย
Man of Stealing
Henry Cavil plays an illegal immigrant who is brought up by good-hearted parents in small-town America, who realise that their adoptive son struggles with kleptomania.
iPinch89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The raptors get loose in a New York City parking garage.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BatManning
NFL legend Peyton Manning struggles to find meaning in his post-retirement life until a fateful encounter with an eccentric Billionaire changes everything.
Jurassic Parking - Sam Neil is not very good with inter-city parking and takes an entire weekend to park his car. By which time it's time for him to leave.
S00rabh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding: Judge Dredd has a very important Judges exam at the end of the week and realised that he hasn't studied for it at all. He is ... 'Dredding it' and has to get help from a rag tag group to help him pass his exam or he will get grounded by the Justice Judges and not be allowed to go on patrol.
It's about murderous clowns from the cult Outer Spacing which leads a bloody campaign for the implementation of a new standard of kerning applied to all typefaces.
Dante's Peaking. A young, popular actor finishes filming his last coming-of-age film (the niche for which he became famous and in-demand), wanting to move on to more serious roles, but discovers he is not in-demand nor wanted for anything else. The film is about coming to grips with whether to continue with what works, that you no longer enjoy, or to risk chasing your true passion and the possibility of never reaching your previously-reached heights
pmbuko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping
In an attempt to remain edgy, an aging rock band steps up their on-stage acrobatics, leading to chronic back pain. While still on tour, they employ a chiropractor who recommends applying athletic tape to the affected area.
Minority Reporting- one old racist decides to end the crime in his neighborhood... One 911 call at a time.
The Naked Gunning- In the highly awaited sequel to Minority Reporting, Wilfred the Racist sheds more than just his inhibitions about gun control to make sure his community is safe.
That escalated quickly.
RossvanD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring?:
Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott are so stunned by the lack of empathy in modern society that they become convinced it's been lost and embark on a quest to find it.
Die Harding - Bruce Willis plays President Warren G. Harding who has to free a group of hostages being held captive at the Teapot Dome by Albert Bacon Fall (the late Alan Rickman). With the help Calvin Coolidge (Justin Long) and Herbert Hoover (Kevin Smith), Harding has to blast his way through tons of rock and terrorists to rescue the hostages.
The bridging of spies. One mans quest to build a social network for those in the secret service.
JaR82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning
A film about a film about a film about a film.
boomsc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man
The story of a bachelor learning to look presentable.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man.
After a harrowing war experience, billionaire Tony Stark decides to change his empire from weapons development to personally ironing people's clothes with a steam powered metal suit resembling a domestic iron.
(Due to a spelling error on the posters, it was supposed to be "Eight and a Halfling"). A light-hearted family comedy set in Middle Earth during Sauron's impending reign of death and terror.
A father of three handsome boys falls in love with a beautiful window who has three girls of her own, and they all move in together to a tiny cottage in Bree. Just when all 8 of them are learning how to live together, the plucky young hobbit Nob Fonzle shows up and their lives get turned topsy-turvy.
Sin Citing: A tragic neo-noir tale incited by bibliographical errors.
funkitin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Redditor who created the awesomely illustrated and very funny book Movie Title Typos from /r/movies should really jump on this..... Oh how I wish someone would illustrate these - they are freakin' HILARIOUS!
I just saw an article about your book and I'm so annoyed that I didn't know you were at nycc. Will you do any cons in 2016? If not how might I get an autographed copy. I love this project. And I would support a +ing sequel book as well.
I'll be at HeroesCon in Charlotte, NC (my hometown) in June. I might be doing NYCC again as well, I just have to figure out my schedule. If you don't want to wait for a signed copy, you can buy one on Amazon and have it sent to my house. Then I'll sign it and send it to you with a custom doodle inside.
I, Roboting; Will Smith goes to a club and does the robot(dance) to find his boss's killer. 2 hours later he comes to terms with how awesome the dance is and becomes self aware
acat9001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting.
Connect the dots...
Berg426 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, where people are helped to find parking spaces by friendly dinosaurs.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing. A group of immature girls travel the country side, yanking down people's pants in public places to humiliate them.
Paul Blart: Mall Coping.
A middle aged man struggling with obsessive compulsive disorder plans to reach out to his estranged family by purchasing the perfect Christmas presents for them on Black Friday. When things don't go according to plan, will he be able to adapt?
gloup81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - The struggle of the Royal Electrician to fix the lights of the Buckingham Palace ballroom in time for the Knighting ceremony
Chicken-little's loyalty to M is tested when her past comes back to haunt her. Whilst MI6 comes under attack, Chicken-little must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon Ball Zing.
Exaskryz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - What happens when muggles find out about a wizard in the seventeeth century
Magnum Forcing......well!
Goldfingering....!!
Death to Smooching.
Red Heating....A plumbers job to make the house warm.
Reservoir Dogging....Says everything in the title. XXX amateur.
Bad Tasting.
Whiplashing.
Big Fishing...Catch that bass.
Europa Reporting...'We're fucked atm!'
Inking....Like tracing.
Jack Reaching....What for though?
Mooning...A school kid collaboration.
n0ahhhhh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a seemingly happy high school kid who fakes being sick to skip school to commit mass murder
ubern8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - robin williams plays as a up and coming hockey player. Charged with hooking on the playoffs. 2 min. penalty. Will he make it out on time to help the team win?
Dallas Buyers Clubbing. A touching tale of rodeo ravers.
jtw77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding. Story of a single dad, aloof and cold due to his career in high stakes international espionage, who's in for the surprise of his life when he finds out he's got a wee lad of his own. Can the love of a child melt his icy, bullet-ridden, heart?
W0j0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging - A documentary about all the 12 year olds that banged your mother while reaching the 15th prestige.
A group of old men get together and try to remember who the hell the Titans were. I think they were football players. No wait, they were a model of airplane or maybe it was an old lover's surname. I don't know...
I can't remember.
jeeb00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting - A story about people who don't say goodbye when they leave a party.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - Paul Newman and Robert Redford must contend against a swarm of angry bees that threaten their town.
Conan The Barbarianing - An inspirational workout instruction video hosted by Schwartzenegger.
Ender's Gaming - After defeating the bug-like aliens in what he thought was a computer simulation that turned out to be real life, Ender then believes all video games he plays thereafter are real. Despite the repeated attempts by those around him to tell him he's just playing a game, Ender says "oh no I'm not falling for that again. Jump Mario, JUMP!"
Demolition Manning - A documentary on the successful career of Peyton Manning.
Phabio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablancing (Pronounced Cass-a-blank-ing, because:art) - Two-and-a-half hour blooper reel of Humphrey Bogart forgetting his lines.
cetren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stardusting: A young man is rejected by the woman he is infatuated with, so he snorts a ton of blow, and thinks he travels to a magical world where he hangs out with witches, princes, and gay pirates.
John Wicking - a movie about a Yankee Candle store owner who fights an arsonist
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing.
Dennis dies in a horrific car accident that was deliberately caused by none other than Mr. Wilson. Now, Mr. Wilson must live the rest of his life with the ghost of his neighbor doing what he used to always do while he was alive.
The Sword And The Stoning- A wizard and his crazy witch wife are captured by king Aurthors men. They are stoned, and beheaded by king Author's mighty sword.
The Stinging - Paul Neuman and Robert Redford contract a painful, burning rash after hiring an escort from Budget Rent-a-Girlfriend. Going to the bathroom becomes an excruciating ordeal.
"Supersize Ming" basically the opposite of Honey I Shrunk the Kids but with a Chinese dude becoming basically Godzilla.
Xenomech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing.
Even the IMDB summary works without modification: A former neo-nazi skinhead tries to prevent his younger brother from going down the same wrong path that he did.
(get it? crossing...wrong path... aaaahh!Isuck )
Pixel8it ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging.
It's basically the same, but this time the plants are angrier.
otivito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy's Revenge
Edit: Damn, I'm only 8 hours late with that one.
SloeMoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing -- The hilarious misadventures of Patricia Munkmire, assassin's accountant.
Dylaus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding, in which it is discovered that the death of Warren G Harding during his presidency was actually murder as revenge for the Tea Pot Dome scandal
nobrayn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - An agoraphobe meets a lady online who, in an attempt to get him comfortable with leaving the house again, sets up a date in his home that mimics stepping out for a night on the town.
Pineapple Expressing. The story of a train... filled with pineapples
narf3684 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's the Manning. A hilarious comedy about a female Peyton Manning hiding her gender throughout her football career, only to be discovered during her last game.
jdabsher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxiing
The hilarious film starring Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah as airline pilots. When they get stuck on the taxiway for hours, they have to keep the passengers entertained.
Jet_98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Snowing- pretty much the same as what happens in the original, except the zombies come from the sky instead of the ground, somehow
bealsan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting. Angelina Jolie drives a salt truck, she must salt all the icy roads during a winter storm before poor drivers injure themselves.
Probably late but Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
It's harry's first year and they really hate magical philosophy 101. Time for the revenge of the bored students!
LazyMFTX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M * A * S *H * I * N *G
A group of rag-tag home brewers take their show on the road and capture gold at the Denver International Beer Competition.
the_krug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming
Finance major Johnny moves into his new dorm room and meets Mark. They begin a lifelong friendship of throwing footballs while wearing tuxedos and speaking rather openly of their sex lives, and both begin to notice Lisa, the newest sorority member at the university.
Spidermanning - Football superstar Peyton Manning undergoes one final performance-enhancing experiment in order to secure his final Superbowl crown... that is until he's bit by a radioactive spider and eight-legged hilarity ensues!
philhopo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing. A story about two cops who are just trying to have a relaxing day with no fuzzy business. The two drive around, until they spot a cat. After Nick Frost gets the cat in his hands, he notices this little furball is hot.
They adopt the fuzzy cat, and make her a member of their police force, where she goes on to being the most competent member of the first half of the movie, until Simon Pegg and Nick Frost step it up.
The ending of the movie, Hot Fuzzington sits in front of a grave, and thinking its Nick Frost, we're all feeling bad, because as we all know, he was the first to take her in. When Simon Pegg arrives with flowers, Fuzzington meows loudly. And then Nick Frost appears, to which she jumps up onto his shoulder.
Just then, Simon Pegg is called for their next job. A cat burglary gone wrong. Strapping themselves in, donning their cool team shades, Hot Fuzzington and the crew are off to make sure this cat-tastrophe never sees the light of day.
Hering- A man without spell check falls in love with the digital fish in his Facebook fish tank.
Rocky Horror Picture Showing- Projectionist's assistant royally screws up his job when left alone on Halloween OR Projectionist goes insane after watching the cult classic for the millionth time.
Silence of the Lambing- Deaf Farmer deals with sheep giving birth.
The Sixth Sensing- A guy could have sworn he heard his phone vibrate again.
Catch me if you canning- A rogue thief robs high end orchards and leaves behind nothing but jams and jellies.
Holly shitting, this has to exist as an actual moving company, so when you get your furniture there are words written in blood on it. Like, on the bottom of your wardrobe a nice, red " I know what you did last summer ".
Maybe you also get a chickens' head in the bedside table...
Zombielanding - An unstoppable virus infects all passengers of a plane and transforms them into zombies.
But to take over the world they have to act unsuspicious and land the plane as if nothing had happened.
Howl's Moving Castling - Good friends Howl and Sophie pass time during a train journey with a game of chess. Howl takes advantage when he moves his king and rook in a single turn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - Super Hero won't leave the house until he gets rid of all the wrinkles in his suit
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping - The tragic tale of a young boy chasing a high that would never satisfy and a grandfather who refused to let him down. A story of drug abuse, broken dreams, and redemption.
epostma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A documentary about saving baby seals from vicious poachers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A movie about a boiler repairman who embarks on a final contract before retiring. But something is going to go wrong this time - and can he really trust his team ?
OgreDTD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Running Manning - Peyton and Eli in a futuristic game show of life and death. "That guy's Jes-se Ven-tu-ra" (to the nationwide theme).
The Perfect Storming: A practical guide of how to infiltrate any enemy's castle
dellett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - one band's journey to the top
kamandi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - Keanu Reeves is a promising math student struggling with Abstract Algebra when he meets a group of secretive Math Geniuses that show him how to visualize The Grone-Merris conjecture on Laplacian spectra, and discover his awakened supernatural insight into Bhatia-Kittaneh's question on singular values. Is he The One of prophesy to solve the Inverse Galois Problem?
After the destruction of the first Death Star, the Empire launches a Kickstarter to fund the building of another. Miraculously, they blow past their goal, only to disappoint their backers when it's destroyed yet again in the sequel.
Sorry didn't see the other guy that did this one. Different idea though.
bouve95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing. Jigsaw makes people guests on his home improvement program.
Schindler's Listing - During World War II, a sympathetic German real estate agent plays a dangerous shell game to provide shelter for displaced Jews by secretly overstating home prices so they won't sell.
A young boy addicted to opiates in the UK overdoses on some laced ish and goes into a coma. Kid proceeds to have the dream about flying, the lost boys, never land, and Captain Hook. Wakes up clean, sober, and a changed man forever. Or dies, haven't decided yet.
Concussioning - Will Smith plays Dr. Bennet Omalu, A forensic pathologist who fought against efforts by the National Football League to suppress his research on the brain damage they suffer from concussions. By giving anyone who crosses him a concussion.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.... A story of medieval persecution as seen through the eyes of a typical child of that period... Sooo a comedy, I guess.
8oD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spartacussing - A slave of Rome with Tourette's Syndrome who accidentally stirs up a slave rebellion and is made leader after his fellow slaves mistake his Tourette's outbursts for anger against the Roman Empire. Rated R for language.
Blue97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Gritting. A man's journey to stop grinding his teeth in his sleep.
Rikiar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing.
A movie about a chronic stutterer who decides to throw the party of the century. Everything goes great until he tries to give a speech at the bash, halfway through the movie. The speech lasts the rest of the movie's runtime.
wdh1977 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - Summer Camp where musical parents send their tone deaf offspring.
Suthainn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: De Niro and Pacino struggle to stay warm in the middle of a snowstorm.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing, a story about a man that is hired by the government to visit corporations and randomly fire someone by selecting a name from the goblet.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Tapping - An educational film for med students learning how to do a lumbar puncture.
True Gritting - an aging dentist is confronted by a teenage girl with a serious case of nocturnal teeth grinding only to find out he is all out of mouth guards
Kindergarten Coping - Schwarzenegger plays a soldier with PTSD anger issues turned a preschool teacher
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing - Ewan McGregor stars in this heartwarming tale of a dying father reliving his life on a large game-fishing vessel in the North Atlantic through stories told to his son.
JHancho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping - a story in the future of a robot ins the counseling profession. Or a story about a robot that experienced a personal tragedy. Or an experiencial movie about how robotic people get when dealing with emotions.
Blowing - a story about a fledgling lawn care company set in the fall.
Old Schooling - a coming-of-age film where the child protagonist is thrown into the past and has to attend school in that time period.
The Big Shorting - A documentary about short, fat people.
Ironing Man, about the billionaire playboy Tony Stark, who uses his vast wealth and scientific genius to engineer a super-iron powered by an Arc Reactor, which uses rockets and lasers to obliterate wrinkles.
redit360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking -old dinosaurs learning to park or old people parking old cars
It's a movie about uh...there's a guy and uh, he's...uh...it's on the tip of my tongue.
Never mind.
JamesBaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Battleshipping - A Hunger Games style competition for writers of Fanfiction.
Get Harding - Will Farrel goes back in time to find the former President.
Pitch Perfecting - A day in the life of a stadium groundsman.
Cloverfielding - The story of a young Irish boy who sucks at baseball.
lurgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett sing some Christmas songs.
Fifty Shades of Greying - A man dyes his hair a variety of different colors to cover up the fact that he is going grey. Featuring Rob Schneider as - The Comb!
Inside Outing - A man is "outed" as gay, but who did the deed? It must have been someone who knew him very well... an inside job.
Animal Housing. It was the dogs against the rules... the rules lost!
ukiyoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Adventures of Robin Hooding
The Stinging
Inside Outing
Heating
Dial Ming for Murder
Gone Girling
Rushing
Standing by Me
Shuttering Island
The Wizarding of Oz
Rob Schneider is a carpenter with a hot, virgin girlfriend; but when she finds out she's been divinely inseminated, he's gonna learn raising a perfect child isn't as easy as it sounds!
Rob Schneider in -
The Godfathering
pneutin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Rocking
Nicolas Cage attempts to rock a crying baby to sleep for 2 hours.
Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Backing - Stormtroopers on strike receive some much needed support.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming
Fat video game nerd won't stop his WOW marathon to get something to eat, even though he has low blood sugar. It's a race against time to finish his quest before he passes out.
harry potter and the philosopher's stoning. now set in the middle east. Dumbledor mentors him on philosophy, harry has an origional thought. dumbledor is stonned for being gay while harry runs for the next 6 books for his idea, hermione is made snapes child bride, he's the good guy. Ron becomes an extreemist, Everyone dies.
Jurassic Parking. The coming-of-age story about two Velociraptors driving up the hill that overlooks their town and going-ons that occur inside the car.
jre2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing
An archaeologist professor on a roadtrip to an Indiana museum gets sidetracked by trying to get high along the way.
cbcfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The TV version will be called Fiends. Six heroine addicts' hilarious anitics living in New York in the 1990s.
wesjall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
A movie about mark whalberg and Zooey D having to survive the world killing off a lot of the population. The twist is there is no twist
borgia94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Missed Calling - the story of a man who made a wrong career decision
uping. 2 hours of a party with that one ass hole
'i once saw bowie at the garden"
"oh yeah? my dad KNEW bowie. he was at my house like, every weekend."
"...fuck off derek."
Miracle On Icing
They said the Soviet Frosting Federation was unstoppable but one brave baker begged to differ. MIRACLE ON ICING! The true story of an american hero who, with a little whisking and a lot of heart, beat the unbeatable.
djkeone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for speeding : documentary featuring police and lawmakers discussing how traffic ticket fines add to their budgets.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking. It's Kimmy Schmidt's turn to turn the crank.
TheDJ47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drifting.
A movie where the City of Tokyo gets mad at the rest of Japan and breaks off the island and quickly floats away.
Juicing. A story about Tupac's bout with a new fad diet.
Soundtrack featured Big Daddy Kaning, a Singaporean rapper who turned to the artform after experiencing corporal punishment while in middle school.
xxyphaxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wiz-ing. Urination porn.
saymouth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing, The Story of a man with a split personality, by day a passive aggressive office clerk, by night a manic-aggressive, pill popping, twerking, Disco-Durden!
Denzel Washington plays a corporate middle manager who at one time struggled with terminating his employees, but now he's grown emotionally numb to the process over time. After all, he's just a professional.
WieruZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - A film about the responsibilities of being a godfather.
Boseddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy's Homing - Will Farrell is stepping out on his wife & kids to hook up with Mark Wahlberg.
Things take a turn for the wacky after the Department of City Planning sets aside a few blocks for the vapors, entities, and slimers previously crowded into the Ghost Busters containment grid.
"Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing"
Mr Potter works as CEO for a high end goblet manufacturer. Since sales for goblets have plummeted due to the world financial crisis, he is forced to cut staff, and the only way is for head to head Olympic style games between employees. 'LET THE FIRING BEGIN!'
The Devil's Advocating: repeated attempts by a woman to make a point online are met with unending terrible arguments no one wants to take responsibility for. Eventually she just gives up and eats Ramen in bed.
James Bonding: The story of a man who's finding himself slowly falling in love with those around him, as he tears down the mental walls he's put up around him all his life. When he finds that some people do not return his love, he uses an epoxy to ensure closeness to his new lovers.
StFS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:06 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting: A fighter pilot gets an assignment to bomb an insane asylum but has second thoughts at the last minute.
Gone Girling - Ben Affleck spends a weekend 'girling'; getting his hair done, having a pyjama party with his besties and unleashing his inner diva at karaoke night. Soundtrack by Taylor Swift.
Finding Neverlanding. Due to an inoperative guidance system, a plucky pilot must use his wit and ingenuity to get his plane home. Unfortunately, the wheels are also inoperative.
bnamsrom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: Sam Rockwell, a lone man on the moon, reveals his backside to the galaxy.
Pearl Harboring: Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett, two jewel thieves in Hawaii during the December of 1941, need a distraction so they can hide their stolen pearls, and boy do they get it.
World War Zing: Brad Pitt is your average dad, and like most dads, he has all the zingers. One joke, however, will change the world forever. The tagline would be something like, "He asked the wrong major world power to pull his finger", or, "Hi, Declaring war, I'm Dad!".
Ginando ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:35 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - T Rex races a jeep to the vacant space just ahead!
jboleky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:18 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning: In a futuristic dystopian society where people are caned for bad grammar and mispelling, a dyslexic prisoner escapes and joins a group of rebels who want to overthrow the grammar Nazis. Especially when the government raises the punishment for bad grammar to the death sentence.
benzooo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:16 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding: A fun, family movie where 007 gets closer to his MI6 colleagues and goes on a field trip.
elpaw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:07:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing. Someone watches a bootleg Japanese horror vhs. The phone starts ringing, but no one answers it. It rings continuously for seven days, until it dies
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:33:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - Same story but directed by M Knight Shyambalamalananalan.
The title doesn't, but basic grammar does. If there was a movie called Message that we were doing, you wouldn't call it Messageing just because OP didn't put "Now remember of course to use the grammar you learned in second grade and remove the e before ing"
Jurassic Parking - This wacky fish-out-of-water story follows the adventures of a group of prehistoric friends as they try to run their own valet service in Manhattan, all while trying to disguise the fact that they're actually dinosaurs and avoid capture by the dastardly Dr. Meanypants. It's fun for the whole family!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:53:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking. Documentary chronicling the creation of genital wipes for men.
098706 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:53:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inside Out-ing"
Dr. Manhattan from Watchman is convinced there are small creatures inside people's heads, controlling their personalities. He proceeds to turn them all inside out to prove it.
Mall coping
A highly introspective film in which we follow a mans life from his idealistic childhood to his jaded middle age period and the main focus is to explore the nature of aspiration, potential and whether or not a man is alive when his hope is dead.
eiefant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the original post, OP: second time reposting, really?
franzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, OP made my day. I say let there be reposts. There are too many users and topics, there is no chance to catch them all.
pikls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - a thtory about a thuperhero who thors acroth the thky.
The Prestige - ing. A player goes on a quest to become the first to be 15th prestige on the new Call of Duty game to win the money needed to pay for his college education.
Entebe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - A boring documentary about the death of the 29th president of the US who died while being president.
synpse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awh, i was hoping for olympic figure skating
edit: ugh. scroll down and literally 2 more of the same comment. yeah, i'm not original.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a German movie about President Harding's secret life as a woman.
A pragmatic construction worker observes the dehumanizing effects the job site has on his fellow workers from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street construction.
Die Harding
A look at the life and death of the 29th US president.
Heating
Al Gore stars in an faced paced action adventure fighting global climate change.
Toy storing - a lighthearted story about kids trying to find Christmas presents and discovering why the long wait makes it that much sweeter to get them
Driving (or Driveing if you take the title very literally)
A comedy documentary about the intricacies of driving and how it has evolved over the past century. Hosted by the James May, Richard Hammond, and Jeremy Clarkson.
annubbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting- The Queen knights a hero England deserves, but not one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian' a watchful protector. A dark knight.
DJWLJR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grosse Pointe Blanking (documentary) - After the recent disclosures of lead contamination in drinking water, this film explores the dramatic increase in Alzheimer's disease in a small town in Michigan.
I guess an offbeat comedy about a couple of movie producers fighting over the name of their new sure-fire blockbuster film, then gradually falling in love.
tasos500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. A movie that echoes on every. Single. Line.
nelmaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - Neo is a math student and must face his hardest matrix exam yet.
Teaching dinosaurs how to parallel park, even during a hurricane. Chris Pratt and his raptor bros are the biker gang.
Kwangone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttfuck Sluts Go Nuts 17ing is...is still just a bad porno.
jakielim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - True story of the first openly gay politician from San Francisco (rated R)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Posted this in a similar thread before, but anyways.
The Beaching: The heart-breaking final installment of the Free Willy series.
Edit:
Shawshanking Redemption: A wrongfully convicted man finds solace in prison by stabbing other inmates.
The Godfathering: A man goes about creating a new religion.
Inside Outing: A family's camping trip is ruined by terrible weather, but they find a way to still have fun.
neilbey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Train spottinging. I've got nothing to explain this one.
Harry and Ron are gay, in love with each other, and suuuuper into felching. They are constantly trying to avoid scrutiny of their relationship and the squeaking coming from their "chambers".
Old Schooling- the possibilities are endless but you could just keep the main characters and have the focus be more on them teaching kids how to party from back in the day.
Snow Whiting.
A wonderful Disney movie about teeth hygene!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking - Amy Schumer's indepth doco on the mysterious 2015 Amtrak derailing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing.
The same plot up until the goblet is introduced as a talking, miniature version with the likeness of Donald Trump. Harry and his two pals just walk around Hogwarts showing the goblet to various professors, always ending in "You're Fired."
Pacific Rimming
In the year 2020, a giant inter-dimensional "portal" has "opened" in the "middle" of the "Pacific Ocean" releasing "colossal monsters" known as "Kaijus". Humanity must unite to lick that California asshole.
ghyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Beauty and the Beasting - A medieval princess inexplicably joins the Marines and is put through a series of grueling challenges, transforming her into a ruthless killing machine.
R0by ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punch Drunk Loving.
Adam Sandler's darkest movie ever.
wewd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shawshanking Redemption โ Andy Dufresne gets some prison justice for those who wronged him with the help of a sharpened toothbrush.
3dlyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing.
Documentary about elderly people trying to bring down the local hipster dance location.
Kill Billing - An ordinary man takes a job in the billing department at his company, only to find things aren't what they seem...
Lintson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredding - a Jamaican adjudicator is given the toughest case to rule on yet: Is the dress blue and black or white and gold? (because autocorrect kept changing the movie title to 'Dressing')
Argurth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Figth Clubing.
A group of people is trying to stop people from partying at clubs.
The Twilight Saga: New Mooning - As the werewolf Jacob shapeshifted back into human form, he considered why he didn't think of somewhere less crowded, where his lack of pants would not have been quite as embarrassing.
The story of a civilization that struggles with many burned meals, confusing race events, and no idea if it's too soon to say an inappropriate joke after a tragic event.
nlfo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tears of the Sunning - A harrowing story about a U.S. Navy SEAL team sent on a daring mission to rescue a beautiful doctor from certain melanoma.
expatato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Running Manning - Bernard Manning's booking agent has the worst job in the world. This is a biopic about struggling with the PR fallout of managing the most well known offensive comic of the late 20th century.
Robocopping - About a robot feeling up women's shirts or skirts.
The Godfathering - All about the process of becoming a child's godfather, and having to take care of the god child when the parents are killed in a vehicle accident.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing - Harry Potter is the CEO of a company and chooses names from a goblet on his desk to determine who will be fired.
h-h-c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Close Encounters of the Third Kinding. A group of irritable old men face off with a cheerful batch of school kids.
Brenda and Danny, two young caddies down on their luck, decide to move in together to save money. She's like a nine iron, he's like a wedge: but together, they make a perfect set.
XelNecra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog Pounding.
You figure.
prentle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleepy Hollowing
It is about a somnambulist who scoops the inside out of objects.
Beverley Hills Coping - What's that wisecracking young black guy (Eddie Murphy) in that beat-up Chevy Nova doing in lily-white Beverly Hills? He's Axel Foley, a Detroit detective who's come to Beverley Hills to grieve the loss of his partner by staring into the ocean for lengthy periods of time.
Star Trekking. A man hikes into the desert to get a view of the night sky without any light polution.
MrZong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking- the story of a man who lost his dog in a freak candle accident. He now vows to revolutionize the candle market by creating a unique and affordable wick that burns slow and has safety precautions that allow the flame to go out should it be tipped over by a wagging tail.
Deadpooling; Summer horror story about why you shouldn't carpool with dead bodies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-men: Days of Future Pasting. A superhero arts and crafts movie or - even more boring - superheroes learning how to use copy-paste on their computers, probably calling their kids and grandkids for help.
Mooning. The story of Sam Bell, an astronaut mining the lunar surface with no company and no pants. With his three year mission nearing completion a sense of paranoia and nakedness begin to plague Sam. Can he overcome both?
Citizen Caning - the republic will not tolerate law breaking. Public punishment ensues.
Nintee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Maning - A man doing the ironing.
steam116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively Iron Manning: Peyton doing the ironing
Obrysi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking.
Exhiled to a society where people communicate solely through clicking their fingers, Adam Sandler is about to find out that communicating solely through the clicking of fingers isn't easy.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning. A story about an orphaned girl, tormented by the Americans, treated like a servant and forced to live in a cubbard under the stairs. Shortly before her eleventh birthday, she receives her invisibility Burka in the mail. Harry is now apart of the Muslim world. She is on a limited quest of her father's choosing. Can she find true love? Will she protect the magic of the Middle East? All we know is that, this year at Flogwartz Detention Center of Flogging and Philosophy will be an interesting one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemoing (pronounced Ne-moing) - an intergalactic adventure to find a Martian friend.
Larry_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KILL BILLING, guess you can figure it out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man has to raise his fucking brother in law's stupid fucking kid.
The Godfathering.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
Ruthless radiator technician Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) is paid off by the local oil company to lower thermal efficiency wherever he goes. Meanwhile insulation salesman Vincent Hanna (Al Pacino) is fighting for a cleaner tomorrow and discovering the devious plot. Their conflict slowly destroys them and those they hold dear.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Grey-ing: aging actor Liam Neesons is getting too old for this.... And now, his real life child has been captured. He must employ his previous experiences from the silver screen to regain that which is most precious to his glamorous yet relatable Hollywood life.
A guy meets a guy who introduces him to mosh pits and the underground rave scene
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctoring Strangelove - Nuclear apocalypse is brought about due to a tampered dossier of evidence
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming: A group of people are forced to continually play a video game until all but one of them perish of hunger.
Alternatively, it's the same thing as The Hunger Games except that the people fighting it out are just characters in a video game, so it's basically Smash set so all the characters only have one life
Godfathering. A warming tale of an Italian man, taking care of a recently orphaned kid.
Elsanti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Backing.
Ten generations after the original founding, the newest emperor has a plan so daring it has to work. In order to finally defeat the rebels, he has unleashed a nefarious plan to outlaw all vehicles from having reverse.
When you can't back up, the only path is forward......TO VICTORY.
A scorned housewife takes the family's credit cards and goes on the spree of a lifetime. But when the money runs out, and she seeks help from some charismatic loan sharks, she realizes she's bought more than she bargained for.
Star Trekking. A comedic adventure movie of going across the universe, boldly going forward, where your blind ambition and insatiable desire to know the unknown erases the concept of reverse from your mind.
A film about a medieval village and their attempts to expose the witches and wizards that live there.
Harry is a wizard who masquerades as a claymason and has to avoid the ravenous Muggle crowds as they systematically expose every one of his tutor's other students.
Hooking
Peter Pan is low on cash and Tinkerbell is open for business
Zozoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty shades of greying.
Greying is a natural phenomenon in life. But did you know there is more than just one shade of grey hair? This 10 hour documentary experiments with an otherwise unequalled level of detail.
Durien9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circling. about birds i guess.
FiceT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jurassic parking..
trex always using the handicap parking spot so handicaped dinosaur has to take a real long walk to work -> gets run over by trex and his car -> dead disabled dinosaur starts haunting trex everyday on his way to work
Inside Outing. An in-depth documentary on doxxing and its effects.
bbcard1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of baseball movies.
Fields of Dreaming. A story about a group of legendary baseball players who return through time to take a nice nap.
Bulling Durham - in an effort to impress their big city neighbors in Raleigh, a rouge group of travel planners stage "Pomplona West." Hilarity and property damage ensue.
Hardballing - Not available in Netflix.
Zzac99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing: Cameron and his sister Jean finally get sick off his shit.
Fight club becomes the emotionally charged drama of an Eskimo boy taking on the cruel world of seal clubbing after his pet seal is killed in front of his eyes.
Money Balling. Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt come up with an equation to win the powerball and be real kind of players.
Arimack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Bruce Willis is a Secret Service Agent trying to stop the assassination of President Warren Harding.
bauser2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any film with Simon Pegg in.
jcrdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLOWing...no wonder most of the internet is porn..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dallas Buyers Clubbing - A dude who gets aids decides to spend the rest of his short, miserable life snorting coke out of hookers arses and chewing his chenga off in his local nightclub...
Wait, that's basically the plot of the first half of the film. My bad.
God Grew Tired of Using
God spent the past few centuries experimenting with drugs he created. He quits and realizes what a mess people made on earth while he was high. Filled with regret he decides to fix it...
The Netting, a story about Sandra Bullocks new stockings.
luckyvb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding. A protagonist named Dredd deals with his existential crisis of being a police officer and going on call to the tower when his lifelong dream was to become a masterchef.
Fight clubing: It's a group of people who go to clubs , get rowdy and get into fights in those clubs. The thrill is when they ran out of places that have been kicked in and have to move to a different town.
Aliening: The crew of a deep space ship gets really irked with one of the crew members, and avoid him and make him feel shun and unwanted, constantly making him uncomfortable with private jokes and references he doesn't get.
Inside Outing: A straight male infiltrates in a gay club , gets to know a few of the regulars there , and proceed to go to those people friends and workplaces stating that they are homosexual.
A Beautiful Minding: (can't think of a good one, help me out here reddit)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pauling: A documentary about Linus Pauling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apollo 11ing... A story that jumps from one person to the next, that shows how simple tasks that should be easy and uneventful, in every day life get very complicated very fast because of a simple glitch or something over looked. A story about "just my luck" kind of situations.
A journey of two dinosaurs learning how to reverse park their cars, which is more problematic for the T-rex as it can't even reach the reverse gear stick
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermaning. Soulja Boy plays Superman/Clark Kent in this R-rated movie. Sick of Superman getting Lois, Jimmy Olsen (played by Kevin Hart) finds a cave filled with kryptonite. What Olsen doesn't know is that it is red kryptonite, and how that affects Superman. The cave collapses and Superman (Soulja Boy) saves him, but inhales a great amount of red kryptonite in the process. The rest of the movie is Soulja Boy supermanning them "ladies". That's as far as I've gotten.
Somehow still turns out better than Superman IV: Quest for Peace.
The Happeninging: Pretty much the same story but somehow even worse.
Furoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Dreadding, a horror movie.
Inside Outing, a family living in an archaeology goes on a family outing to the mystical 1st floor. Nobody has seen it for fifty years and their are rumours that you can get 'outside' there.
Galaxy Questing: The story of a guild playing a space based MMO, possibly EVE or The Old republic. Think 'The Guild'.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: Harry Potter falls into alcoholism after he is fired from his job.
Superman: The man of Steeling: Superman uses his godlike powers to preform petty thefts all across the world. I mean how are conveniance stores in the middle of the back quarter of China or Africa going to NOTICE Superman let alone report him.
Pacific Rim[m]ing: ...trust me, you don't want to know.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting. Again, you really don't want to know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Jonesing: Tom recently quit smoking, and he's trying not to start again, but he's just jonesing for a smoke.
Staring Wars. A young farmer looks into the heart of the Galactic Empire... who will blink first?
Kanton_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengersing. Your favorite super heroes fight against the world's greatest threat. musicals. Everyone is infected by its presence, uncontrollably breaking into song, and cursed with immediate brain download of dance moves and lyrics for perfect assimilation of any musical number accidentally stumbled upon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction - Tarantino's masterpiece about a factory that destroys remaindered books.
Lord of the Ringing.
Somewhere, deep in the land of Mordor, a phone is ringing endlessly. It is Frodo's job to find, and destroy the one phone by throwing it into the fires of Mt. Wannahockaloogie.
eternal sunshine of the spotless minding
guy without 'spots' on his face eternally minding his own business
AKIRAx77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Robocoping - Marvin goes to therapy for his depression and meets love in the waiting room. Ironicaly love of his life goes to therapy for low Self-esteem, and when she gets better, Marvin is dumped. (Spoiler alert)
Bravehearting- After going through a crushing breakup, William swears he is finished with love, until a chance meeting at a coffee shop will make him question everything. Will he be brave enough to face love again?
bubonis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blobbing. A story about living in America.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring - Steve and Bob have created a machine that lets them control other people, they are using it to create mayhem until they encounter Lisa...
Fleurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: A post-WWI terrorist cell seeks to throw the world into chaos once again by assassinating the current president, and only a down-on-his-luck constable can save America.
Flickaing. Girl discovers friendship with a horse, and masturbation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. It's about driving around looking for a parking spot at the mall and there isn't one so a billionaire clones an ancient dinosaur parking spot from fossilized DNA to install right near the entrance but the science guys accidentally mix the parking spot DNA with Legosaurus DNA and the parking spot runs away.
gavshaky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dead Pooling
Zombies try to cut down on their emissions by taking turns to drive each other to work.
Ardaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - The story of mild mannered Harry as he saunters around without a care in the world.
Spongebob Squarepants: The Moving - A yellow sea sponge decides to abandon his mediocre life as a fry cook in a small town in favor of a high-paying job as a gourmet chef in a nearby city.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Blue Sealing. A documentary style movie about an underwater sealing company that suddenly gets attacked, by seals.
All Quiet on the Western Fronting. The West Coast finally accepts that there may be more than one best coast, in a heart warming tale of self discovery and bling sharing.
Terminatoring - A story about an illiterate killer from the future who can not speak competent English. "I be back!"
SimB5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - what happens when your son gets a god complex and starts creating the universe? Watch this zany comedy staring Steve Carrel and Seth Rogan!
Godfathering 2 - uh o god's back and he's got a human pregnant, what happens next?? Only God knows!
olvirki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Lord of the Ringsing tells the tale of the powerful lord Sauron of the Ringsing clan and his precarious relationships with the kings of England during the late 11th century.
arghnard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
Same story. Just set in an alternate reality where no one gives a fuck about typo s
The story of Harry in Saudi Arabia and the discovery of a gay philosopher
DjSa-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeadPooling the story of a carpool gone bad.
fortknox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Coping.
Our investigative reporter Paul Blart takes you on a journey through the decaying ruins of America's malls in this depressing documentary of the downfall of malls due to the rise of the internet.
efro98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. How an evil warlord picks his army to fight God's soldiers.
OrbitPKA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cubeing - A group of socially awkward early twenties rubix cube speed solvers reach new highs and lows in this surprising coming-of-age romantic comedy
frunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Pieing is about a small family American Bakery who excels in their pie baking business until a new pie store opens across the street. The harsh story and reality of business is full of drama and twists.
Inside Outing. The family camping vacation is saved when Tim Allen puts up all the tents in the lounge.
mats852 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First Blooding : An hemofiliac soldier who never got boots on the ground because of his condition decides to emulate war in a small town to prove he's eligible to VA disability benefits.
SWATTING - a story of social hacking which turns deadly when a young officer goes too far on a house raid. The cover up will leave you in suspense as the entire thing is captured by webcam by one user in North Korea. Will they believe him?
Reign of Firing. Corporate has handed down some draconian new policies into your small workplace resulting in a massive downsizing of your branch. The last few employees fear for their job security
The Blair Witch Projecting - an emotional rollercoaster in which the Blair Witch presents a slide-show of her vacation pictures in a dark, scary forest. Bikini pictures included.
goshuhuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: An intense story about bank robbers heating up things. Or alternatively simply trying to get that damned central heating to work.
Pawn1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5th Elementing ? Sounds horrible
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITing
Just a movie about people enjoying food, but someone fucked up the poster...
IT Crowding
Watch a documentary about CES in Las Vegas. (not movie, I know, sorry)
Death Proofing
A caring father and ex-stuntman builds a safe car for his daughter.
pa79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, no one has said it yet?
"Ramparting" - No stone left unturned.
sjogerst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Landing Before Time.
Basically the plot of Ancient Aliens.
yzbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing - Watch as actor Matt Damon slowly transforms into a cute little green alien. As his former Nasa crew returns to rescue him, they are at first frightened by his appearance, but soon learn to love him for the cute, green, fuzzy ball of fluff he has become.
Rockying - An exciting new blockbuster of boats in moderately strong waves.
fatpak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying.
Instead of putting a devil baby in her, everyone just coddles her as she tries to adjust to a new situation. Aka, the same movie with people enabling her constant whining.
jck0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monster Balling - Space Jam spinoff documentary highlighting the high rolling, drug filled downward spiral of the "Monstars" following their defeat to MJ, Bugs, and co.
Caroling. A family film about singing Christmas carols.
alon1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest gumping- a tale about forrest and his bisarre habbit of having sex with human and corpses
"Gumping" definision-
the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
Resovoir dogging. Its about a group of men that rob a bank together and to celebrate go dogging.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - A lonely guy owns a stall in a Japanese fish market. A new client will try to teach him to love himself and to be happy. Surprise, the stall was a red herring, he's actually an undercover cop who's there only to get insider info on the Yakuza mafia who smuggle contraband in fish crates. Directed by M. Nightaki Shichiroudingdong.
A tale of a young boy seduced to experimenting with magic cocaine
SaveRana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saying Anything, just two hours of Cusack spouting stream of consciousness free verse. Best watched before Grosse Point Blanking, about a hitman with short term memory issues in an oddly familiar town, and after Hot Tub Timing Machine, a pleasant documentary about a group of friends that invent a handy tool for automating jaccuzis.
Navin (Steve Martin) believes he was born a poor black child in Mississippi. He is, however, actually white. Upon figuring this out, he heads north to St. Louis to find himself. After landing a job at a gas station, Navin is excited to discover his name printed in the new phone book. This ratification of his existence leads him from one misadventure to another -- as he invents gadgets, dodges bullets, joins the carnival and jerks off a lot.
wLudwig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die-ing Hard:
A psycho thriller about 2 cops trying to chase down a serial killer who murders people while having sex with them.
The Blair Witch Projecting: Existential angst from The Blair Witch who is at a crossroads in her life after coming to a stark realisation about how her behaviour affects those around her and decides to start therapy to examine her inner demons.
Good Will Hunting-ing. The story of a genius with a stutter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking. A suspect is under interrogation and throughout the movie he continually lies over and over again until the truth is finally uncovered.
Die Harding. It's an action packed thriller where a bunch of theifs pretending to be terrorists hijack a building and hold a party hostage, then the day is saved by the 29th U.S. President Warren G. Harding.
Contacting - The story of a sadistic alien sending plans on how to find him in order to bankrupt their governments only so he can troll them by masquerading as their dead relatives.
Who gives a crap about what brit cucks from Europe Caliphate think. Let them have their mudslimes.
tastman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Documentary about senior citizens' rights to parallel park
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing
Every six months Dumblebore will pull a scrap of paper from the goblet. Whichever instructor's name is on the paper is immediately terminated from their position. Immediately after Harry arrives at Hogwarts Hagrid's name shows on the paper. The rest of the movie deals with his unemployment, the discrimination against half-giants in the job market, and his ensuing alcoholism.
A heart warming coming of age tale about Peyton Manning's half spider/half boy son who is viciously bullied for his strange appearance. Spider overcomes his deformity by learning to play football and becomes the star of the varsity team. His school mates end up accepting him as one of their own and the capitan of the cheerleading squad falls in love with him.
pooch321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Da Vinci is transported in time to a secret Microsoft facility, forcefully taught to code, and exploited for profit.
torrin16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing. Leo leaves the Oscars, once again, empty handed.
BroaxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Blair Witch Projecting
The heartbreaking story of an elderly lady going around calling people out for calling her 'witch' and other names while unaware that it's her own insecurities she's seeing in other people.
The movie ends when a group of crazy kids make a plan to gather the whole town to show some love for her. They where never seen again... This is their footage.
EDIT: Even better! Melissa Blair, a film projectionist faces work pressures as cinemas slowly switch to digital media. As she realizes her job is threatened she tries to organize a documentary where she goes to protest the big witch hunt against these professionals. On her first day of shooting she goes to a big film studio to uncover the truthโข only to be never heard of again. This is her footage...
squ1bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing - Confessions of an auto-lube conman
Wtzky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - the unexpected love affair two young women find with singing Christmas songs.
Featuring 3 hours of non stop Christmas hits. ๐
"White House Downing": Alternate history where America lost the war of 1812 and remained under British control. Following the loss of Old Britain in WW2, the Capitol of the UK is moved to Washington DC and the Prime Minister takes up residence in the former Home of the American Territorial Governor, the White House. Pennsylvania Avenue is renamed to Downing Street, the prior address of the Prime Minister on "the old island" as it's called now. The movie follows the efforts of the Broken British Government making one last ditch effort to score a decisive naval victory over the German Navy and halt their westward expansion across the Atlantic. Battle ends up being a success thanks to the heroic sacrifice of a US territorial Navy sailor named John F Kennedy. Movie ends with Churchill saying to the Queen "In another world that brave sonofabitch could have been the greatest leader mankind every knew."
"Blading" is Wesley Snipes wearing rollerblades fighting skateboarders at various skate parks. Or the original "Blade" except he wears rollerblades the entire time.
The curious case of Benjamin buttoning- about Benjamin's supernatural power to button up everything really fast.
soulsoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's gaming. A story of a young boy who plays too many games and has developed a violent temper which he takes out on his fellow classmates then commits genocide against another sentient race.
McCFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing: Like the regular movie, but they fight at various night clubs throughout the city
3sIIck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to alternatively not share something productive and clever and say: This has been my favorite AskReddit in a couple of years. <3 you guys!
Good Will Huntinging. A movie about a janitor with echolalia who solves complex math problems while working at a prestigious university.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Swordfishing
There exists a world within our world. A world beneath what we call water. A world protected by fireswords, passwords and the most advanced sword systems. In this world we hide our deepest fishing secrets, our most incriminating techniques, and of course, a whole lot of swords. This is the world of "Swordfishing." The world's most dangerous fisherman is hired by the CIA to coerce a swordsmith recently released from prison to help steal $6 billion in unused government swords.
Dude, Where's My Caring?
The tale of Ashton Kutcher realizing he's been an asshole his whole life and Sean William Scott helping him him transition into a better person.
Tofubeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geting hard. Will Ferrell is preparing to go to jail. Kevin Hart is way too enthusiastic to show Ferrel what awaits him in the prison.
Heating - A family become trapped in their own home with the heating on full. Can they escape before they all get heatstroke?
xemik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning: An entire Batman film where Batmanning is considered a drug by Alfred. Batman watches Gotham crumble but due to his perspective, he is just pleased.
matshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Beautiing - A Movie about americans going on diet collectively
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening
The facehugger does not like humans anymore and runs away.
The Nostromo comes back with nothing to report.
squ1bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mashing - making potatoes sexy again.
d00dical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The December Maning, either a story about Peyton falling apart every post season or Eli turning on the heat for the playoffs. Or both.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
Straight from the hood to Arthur's round table. The black Knight is going to save England in the most hilarious and racially stereotyping way possible.
Inceptioning - Seth Rogen and James Franco discover weed that makes them so high that they wake up in a dream within a dream. Due to a common misconception they call this inceptioning, though the term refers to the implanting of ideas.
Polar87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Romancing, a documentary film describing the best techniques to pick up girls.
Schindler's Listing: A tragic tale of one man's quest to sell his stuff on Craigslist.
"With this ring..."
G8kpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
Hitman Ferris Bueller decides that today is the day his is going to break the all time hitman record, in this wacky comedy about a Mafia Hitman, and his win at all costs attitude to overthrow the Godfather's best hitman. Joined by his Toady Cameron "The Nose" Fry. Wacky adventures ensue, as they go from one hit to the next.
Zyngbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Helping. --
Portion control, starring Kirstie Alley. Christopher Walken plays her inner voice. We know how this ends.
Edit: the MPAA called. This now stars Oprah, with Samuel L. Jackson as her inner voice. "What's in your gullet?"
Jurassic Parking - the tale of a set of octogenarians attempting to parallel park tour buses for a trip to the local bingo hall. The film is approximately forty-three hours long.
Owilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. The story of Bill Hader and how he conquered his fear.
It's the prequel trilogy where Rey is swinging around and occasionally feebly moves a pebble before going back to nap until the start of the movie. Finn is just a nameless stormtrooper fixing the shit pipes while getting laughed at by JB-007, before tromping back to his room for a nap. Luke bonks R2 over the head with a wrench and then goes to New Zealand for a nap. Han Solo uses Chewie as a pillow.
Mad Maxing - A documentary looking into the dark reality of oniomania and national credit card debt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Any Giving Sunday
Al Pacino stars in this heartwarming tale about the struggles of an inner-city soup kitchen struggling to get by with limited funding in a destitute neighborhood rife with crime.
The Godfathering
Al Pacino stars in this heartwarming dramedy about a man's best friend, a heroin junkie, who is trying to clean up his act to be a better godfather for his friend's kid.
Standing Up Guys
Al Pacino stars in this hilarious romantic comedy where a man offers a service to women looking to stand up their exes after relationships turn sour.
Righteous Killing
Al Pacino stars in this historical drama about the ill-fated attack on Cairo in the 13th century during the 5th Crusade.
Dick Tracing
Al Pacino stars in this stoner comedy flick where a guy named Richard makes a living as an artist tracing peoples' dicks comic book artwork.
You Don't Know Jacking
Al Pacino stars in this sequel to last summer's comedy hit, Dick Tracing, where Richard gets to be a contestant on Jeopardy. Hilarity ensues(?).
Two Bit Sing
Al Pacino stars in this musical about a poor boy living in the Bronx during the turn of the 20th century.
Titanic-ing. Movie switches gears from period-piece love story and becomes doc on a new trend wherein someone pretends to float away and someone calls, "come back" in a hushed cry for help.
Pretty Womaning - A philanthropist finds his true happiness in turning hookers in to elitist women. While he spends all his time changing their lives he never seems to care about his. This leads to a battle between himself and AIDS. Aids wins.
ittiM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing.
After years of abuse and disrespect, sentient machines are willing to fight for their freedom. They develop a way to increase renewable energy, remove a threat to the world, and enslave their former captors.
Fight Clubbing - the story of a schizophrenic boxer that gets trapped in a trendy club. I imagine it is a mix between 'Night at the Roxbury' and 'Rocky.'
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Backing - In light of a recently revealed scandal involving someone in a high position of power, the Galactic Empire pulls its funding from his space station plans.
Star Trekking.
A tale of travelers visiting parks all over the universe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging. A man is delivered a fatal sting by an exotic insect in the jungle, causing extreme pain. This causes him reflect upon the other most painful moments of his life concluding in a hospital bed with a greater appreciation for his life and the people in it.
The Social Networking --- A dark/depressing tale of a single mother who posts endless pictures of her child, is addicted to clickbait, and feels a need to publicly lament about her health and personal problems on Facebook in a attempt to garner what she craves most: pity and attention; but in doing so, she further isolates herself.
Hering - 2014 Blockbuster starring Scarlett Johanssen as the voice of a fish who falls in love with River Phoneix's brother
Citizen Kaneing - 1980s movie about an upstanding member of the community who is living it large and raving his tits off
Rosemary's Babying - the way she treats her 10 year old son, its no surprise he's a spoilt little shit
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Phantom Menacing
It's yet another sequel sub-title in the Dennis the Menace series, featuring Jake Lloyd as Dennis, of course. In this film an older Dennis (who is the antagonist of the film, actually) proceeds to play harsher, and harsher pranks and mind-games on Wilson to get his kicks. Ultimately, he destroys Mr. Wilson so much as a person that he commits suicide.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. One stubborn child just won't share.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man with the Iron Fisting - Lucy Liu never walks the same again
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing. A professors name is drawn at the end of every school year and they get fired. Spoiler: it's always the DADA prof
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering- A documentary about tropical storms
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me Myself & Ironing: Jim Carey has mixed feelings about household chores. (I'll show myself out)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men in blacking. It's about men who fight monsters using there finely polished black shoes.
y-o-y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mementoing - a man creates a scrap book to help him remember things so he can hunt for the murderer of his wife without his short-term memory loss being an obstacle.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing. A lot hotter than the original.
Arn_Thor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo Drifting -- a Sofia Coppola film about rootless youth
G8kpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A story about a girl's mother that decides to have an "indoor picnic" because it's raining outside, and the daughter's dead-beat dad hasn't come to pick her up yet, so now the mother is stuck with her, and what else is there to do on a rainy sunday but make ketchup sandwiches and potato salad and eat it under a blanket pretending that they are in a jungle. Time: 145min rating: R
smojgasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck-It Ralphing. A heart warming childrens movie about life-ruining dysentry
room222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireing. The Trump story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping. An woman with a chronic disease must keep upping the dosage of a certain drug that will prevent her death, leading her on a globe trotting adventure to find more of it.
"Sleepy Hollowing" - A film about a sleep-deprived single father trying to hollow out as many pumpkins as possible the night before his kids' Halloween party.
To mention 2 other Tim Burton films too; his straight-to-dvd fishing documentary "Big FishING", and the x-rated "Planet of the Ape-ing" starring Kim Kardashian (before she plucked her eyebrows and waxed her mustache)
snatchiw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.... because the best spot is a blood sport 65 million years in the making
sutto85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart - Mall Coping.
The Mall just has to cope with Paul Blart being inside of it.
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Attack of the Cloning
Christopher Lee is kidnapping people and cloning them against their will, but the cloning process is flawed and they all turn into low-IQ, Kronenberg monsters which kill their originals.
Staring Wars: Feel the suspense and find you cannot avert your eyes as the world's toughest no-blinkers do not look away and break eye-contact in the one-man-takes-all battle arena of competitive staring.
porobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting, a documentary about cuckoos filmed by a drone.
Embo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing - The historic drama of how one man went to prison for jaywalking, and made it his mission to bring pedestrian crossing lights to all streets of America
Salting. A tale of a lady who likes to add salt to all of her food.
LinkerZz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
Harry finds out his parents didn't die in a car accident, but selling weed. He receives a visit from a giant dealer that brings him to the circle where he learns everything about pot dealing with his red-haired poor friend and a rich-parents daughter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting. The life of a theater stage-light operator and his Forrest Gump-esque experiences working in a theater on Broadway.
djymm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timecoping. Productivity hacks in movie form, for some reason.
People that don't know how to fight hustle their way to knowing how to fight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houdini-ing a pair of guys go round performing the houdini on a bunch of girls. To which one girl is so shocked she is scared for life and her life turns for the worse.
CyLLama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A startup company that offers the picnic experience for agoraphobics all over Manhattan.
kcvj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Assing - starring Kim k. Try figure out what's the movie about :)
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterding
A tale of a lowly Count in medieval England (Hugh Grant) and his quest to have at least one bastard child with every fair maiden in the land. Little does he suspect that he might fall in love with his last conquest, a scullery maid by the name of Desiderata (Sandra Bullock).
The X-Filing - Scully organize filecabinets for 2 hours
RazmanR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging - A boy with a lisp decides to fulfill his life's ambition and audition for The Voice, only to find the show's cast has been infected by a shape shifting alien.
The Godfathering: a bitter middle aged man takes care of his 8 year old neighbor's son while she's at work. After a while they develop a great relationship as he teaches the boy some life secrets and he teaches the man what friendship is again.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning : The tale of a young wizard trying to keep his head down and survive a religious witch hunt whilst he tries to survive high school. Will he make it to his second year? Will he make it to lunch?
Jailbaiting. A how to docuseries that teaches you the steps and joys of luring lonely older rich men into multimillion dollar lawsuit settlements. Narrated by R.Kelly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rushing. A man has the busiest, and perhaps most important day of his life as he must meet several deadlines in different parts of a crowded city and discovers something along the way.
Jumping Jack Flashing. One man's aerobic fetish leaves a trail of shock and horror as he attempts to lose 100 pounds.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Sawing
Lumberjacks Adam Stanheight (Leigh Whannell) and Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes) regain consciousness while chained to saws at either end of a filthy tree. As the two men realize they've been trapped by a sadistic serial carpenter nicknamed "Sawsaw" and must complete his perverse tree sawing competition, flashbacks relate the fates of his previous saws. Meanwhile, Dr. Gordon's wife (Monica Potter) and young daughter (Makenzie Vega) are forced to watch his sawing competition via closed-circuit video.
Jurassic Parking follows a lonely gas station owner who tries to spiff up his parking lot with dinosaur skeletons in order to attract people to his otherwise deserted area.
Mad Maxing-what your soon-to-be ex-wife does to your credit cards when you say you want a divorce
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning - Same movie i guess...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking. A man is a well-liked and valued member of his office, sealing deals, solving disputes between co-workers and getting people in contact with one another. His life is then drastically changed by the Global Financial Crisis.
mrhickey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackassing: Not much changes, just a little more of a gay vibe.
Forest Gumping- a mega corporation has developed technology to sap the life force out of Earth's ever decreasing forests(calling the process "Gumping") and selling it for huge profits. The only man who can stop them is an oblivious yet lovable idiot who stumbles into a job there and through a series of coincidences and lucky breaks becomes the CEO.
Fiyel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fight Clubbing, where you really are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. And you're not your fucking khakis, but you are your low-rise black skinny pants.
Edit: of course I missed the bus, on this one.
lesnod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The godfathering - about an old man regretful about his years as a bad father now goes around town trying to aquire more God children.
Berto_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Primering - Watching paint dry.
alex_dlc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh god, my favorite movie is Moon from 2009. (It's a fantastic science fiction movie, highly recommend it! 10/10)
Really wouldnt want to watch the -ing version.
Italian Jobbing - The exciting story of a very strange new sexual act
itisike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. Pretty exactly the same as now, except Bale finds some way to make it more awesome.
knutlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining - Sean Penn and his platoon return from the Battle of Guadalcanal eager to forget the bloodshed, only to find their wives were so busy worrying they did not notice an important product recall
knutlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heating - In the middle of a heist, Robert DeNiro notices a roast in the fridge that he absolutely must cook. The scent leads detectives right to the scene.
The Breakfast Clubbing - after finding their children have learned nothing from detention, 5 parents decide to take justice into their own hands
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - A documentary about Trekkers and their universe.
Sevigor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing- A manager must decide how to layoff an entire department.
Life of Piing- same story only with a Chinese boy and his dragon.
Mooning- pledges of a fraternity must show their bare ass to every professor on campus to be accepted.
Blowing- The life of a butler whose master insists on eating everything at room temperature.
Minority Reporting- a documentary of President Trump's rise and fall for attempting to deport millions of undocumented immigrants.
The Booking of Eli- Eli murders his older brother Peyton for cheating in their fantasy football league
Kissing Kissing Banging Banging- OCD porn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakening - Luke Skywalker is woken up from his nightmare by his loving parents Anakin and Padme who it turns out have actually been there the whole time, only to find the first six films were simply his imagination.
Wrek-it Ralphing: The demolition team partied far too hard for Bob's birthday last night, now they have to tear down this old factory with the worst cases of hangover related nausea they've ever experienced.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A quirky comedy about a couple who are unexpectedly snowed in on date night, so they plan a romantic evening of dinner, movie, and dancing right inside their apartment!
Absulute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengers: Assembling
Tony and Steve finally receive their delivery from IKEA.
Sling Blading. A movie about a man trying to reintegrate into society after a horrific roller blade accident. Befriends a young boy and his mother that help him get back into the sport, only to have another horrific crash.
Mad Maxing - A man goes on a crazy spree of maxing out characters!!
iSkyal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet the fockings
JamieHxC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
The tale of Fred Flintstone and the troubles of prehistoric parking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminatoring. It's a behind the scenes documentary about a day in the life of a Terminator. Sadly, it shows how theyre a slave to their programming and have no choice but to carry out mass slaughter even though they don't want to.
After a tragic tackle leaves him paralyzed on the field, Peyton is drafted by the government to become it's new cyborg quarterback and help defeat a North Korean football team once and for all. #Murica
John wicking - a man has hyperhydrosis and struggles to find a suitable moisture wicking fabric.
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablancing
A man in his 50s who suffers from alzheimers manages to escape from his care facility in London. Through a series of wacky misunderstanding and misadventures, he manages to find his way to Nazi-controlled Casablanca which he thinks is his home town of Alton.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming. A young woman down on her luck is forced to be roommates with several different eccentric characters that all have a profound yet positive affect on her life.
Same thing but Nicholas Flamel was stoned to death. (Prob not the 420 kind)
revdon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Empire Strikes Backing: the second Death Star is not completed when the construction funding falls through.
Emperor Palpatine threatens to move his sports franchise to another Galaxy that's willing to build them a New Death Star.
But Darth Vader can't Force choke enough voters to get the municipal bond passed due to low turnout for the MidTerm election.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the Line of Fireing - A company is going through financial troubles and must let hundreds of the workforce go. We listen in to everyone on the line.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening - the latest documentary on victims of alien abduction.
Ice Ageing. A movie that in theory would be boring as shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loopering - the movie that never stops playing
NiTr0uz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - The newly elected President Trump creates a dome around America and it malfunctions causing it to break up and fall to the ground, causing devastation across the US.
Twigweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space jamming - an intergalactic band releases a hit that stirs the universe. This is their story
Ukleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking.
Idiotic Steve Martin is, uh, lonely.
Hic142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - Need I explain this one?
MrKooky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A manual on how to heat up relationships.
g3istbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending - hour and a half movie consisting of 5 second clips of various movie endings, no context is given, but it's designed in such a way that the movie flowers perfectly, giving a complete story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning. Man that either takes a very dark turn or turns into a stoner film.
untoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pitch Perfecting. All of Anna Kendrick's singing lessons.
SpaceBallsing. A space cowboy and his Mawg friend cruise the galaxy, taking cheap shot after cheap shot at each other's nuts. Starting Johnny Knoxville.
080087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging - A movie about wealthy people killing themselves so that they are born into even more privilege.
n00bicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing! It's a period price about a metal hair band trying to get patrons to see their bar band show insted of the new dance music club down the street. Mostly a prank style comedy.
Polar87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Pi'ing, a story about some desert lovers' quest to bake the ultimate pie.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning
- A story of a man called Ben who has the ability to teleport to the middle of the Sahara desert whenever he buttons up his cardigan. However, the Shyamalan twist is that in the desert its too hot for a cardigan, but un-buttoning it causes him to teleport back.
I'm picturing something like 127 hours, but less funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snowman and the snowdoging - somewhere in a park far far away
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Columboing. A series of movies about a bumbling detective who solves homicide cases on a pogo stick.
broink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireing.
A boy is working for a company that helps firing people from their jobs. He is the one serving the unsuspicious person about to go a cup of coffe. Harry loves coffe...
the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
lordalch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging: the journey of one teen to grind his way to the top in Call of Duty.
Iron Manning. Peyton Manning gets a suit of power armor and fights with the NFL for the right to use it in games, which creates a new sport called Powerball, which creates copyright infringement issues.
Sucker Punching: Eddy's always been a friendly and well mannered gentleman, so nobody sees what's coming next: His fist into the faces of 167 thoroughly surprised victims.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A man fixes boilers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling, A film where James Bond must stop a chicken from causing a worldwide panic.
The story of a guy who works in a convenience store. His girlfriend sucked 37 dicks (not in a row). His coworker is crazy. And he has two pot dealers that loiter out front of the store.
Sawing - Starring Nick Offerman, we learn that Jigsaws are a type of saw blade that can be quite essential to woodworking. Take them for granted and you pay dearly.
Qwardian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling: A quiet and reclusive accountant hides a dark secret from his neighbors. At night he digs up freshly buried bodies from the cemetery and buckles them up in his car so that h can use the carpool lane on his commute into the city.
Disney Pixars Inside Outing. A good feels family adventure of a typical suburban family that goes camping in the woods while never leaving the comfort of their RV.
Bahndoos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You Manning - Peyton Manning's fans have a circle jerk.
Mad Maxing - A man is pushed to the limit. 7 maxed out cards. All of his credit card bills are making it impossible for him to be approved for a small business loan, and god damnit, he can't take it anymore!
xygo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midnight Expressing. The tale of a man who wakes up in the middle of each night to recite poetry.
Lord of the Ringing: A series of instructional videos of Sauron designing and building your very own musical triangles, school bells and other ringing musical intruments.
Mike and Sully quit the day job and open a tattoo studio, hilarity ensues.
schowey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingpining-a would be assassin falls for his target and can't bring himself to complete his regicidal task. The two fall in love and have to fight off the group that wanted the king dead, the queen and her understandably disgruntled family and the assassin's father. Starring Mickey Rourke as the king and DJ Qualls as the assassin. Rated NC17 for explicit sexuality and graphic nudity.
hesalop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing: a retired history teacher who grew up in the time of the Civil Rights Movement becomes a crossing guard, recounting her tales of racism and meeting Martin Luther King Jr.
Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery sit outside a Cracker barrel and rock for 2 hours
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringsing. A bunch of fantasy characters get in a ring and have a riverdance all day long; and I wouldn't put it past those pesky hobbitses to do that anyways!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostbustering: 3 scientists decide to start their own business.
ete2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for speeding.
wr00t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. Same terrible movie slightly dumber name.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
Christian Bale is set to achieve one the highest honours for an Englishman. Unfortunately, darkness falls as the power fails and The Queen misplaces the razor sharp edge of the sword. Will there be justice for Christian Bale's life?
mrdobing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering.
The classic 1970's kids movie about that little shit Harry pottering about doing kid shit.
ArmaCSAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transforming: An alien starts to become human, but people try to assassinate him before law prevents them from killing him.
Minority reporting - reporting on minority groups within the US and how they all get together to stick a telegraph pole up the shitter of Donald Trump!
Harvey Milk-ing : The story of how one man's crusade to promote both solitary and mutual masturbation led to the execution-like murder of him by a devote follower of John Harvey Kellogg's school of thought, where masturbation is unhealthy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking
The kids fight valiantly to stay on their portly uncles back
Seacreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - Dramatic cinematic about a Potter named Harry
The Graduating. It follows the immense work of Dustin Hoffman struggling to study for his final exams. He gets distracted by his fellow peers partying near by his dorm. He's distraught. Doesn't know if it's
worth it. "Should I be partying instead," he asks himself contemplating his life and his career path he's chosen. Then realizes he doesn't want to disappoint his parents. He studies and studies all night long. He does well on all his exams. The final scene: he walks up to the stage as his name is called. His parents are ecstatic. But the look on his face is filled with disappointment. He smiles. But you can tell it's fake. He knows his path he's chosen isn't what he truly wants. There's no reason he should be happy because it wasn't worth it in the end.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding:
A pair of jokesters chase down trains and when everyone has their hands up, they tell the passengers the were only kidding.
A heartfelt documentary as to why cephalopods should be treated with more respect, and are far more similar to us than we previously thought.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking - it's about a redditor wailing through endless shitposts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing-
People are early, people are late, what the fuck does it matter, the concept of tardiness or punctuality doesn't even exist in this world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enter the Voiding- a newlywed couple is finally called by the clerk of courts to have their marriage annuled
S-H-I-T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The right stuffing - The story of the original Mercury 7 astronauts and their macho, seat-of-the-pants approach to thanksgiving.
halosos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The X-filing.
A lowly 9-5 offence employee, whos life is stuck on repeat, will his divorce push him forward, to try harder at life, or pull him further back than ever before.
All Quiet on the Western Fronting: Truest of the stories of the 46th Linguistics Convention of 1957, when Communists dared not say a word on a proposed new grammar rule for translating Russian.
The Wicker Manning - a true story about the forgotten brother who never was any good at football but could weave patio furniture like you wouldn't believe.
JadrianW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rockadoodling -- a small boy dreams of drawing caricatures of Elvis all over town.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog Day Afternooning - Al Pacino spends the afternoon just chilling with his buddy John Cazale when a bunch of people from the bank show up. The party gets louder and louder as more of the bank shows up so Charles Durning arrives to tell them to quiet down. The FBI then shoots John Cazale for no reason.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MASHING is an American television series about the art of cooking. The series, which was produced in association with 20th Century Fox Television for CBS, follows a team of chefs and support staff stationed at the "4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital" in Uijeongbu, South Korea during the Korean War.
sunnyjum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - The youths of today are obsessed with showing their bare buttocks to friends of theirs for a laugh. That is, until one day it backfires. Literally.
The Pelican Briefing, is just a pelican giving a press conference about issues facing pelicans. "Worms and nuts are becoming difficult to find in today's world. Be careful out there, and don't make unnecessary journeys."
Monsters Incing.
A dystopian future where the managers are cruel and everything is a business. A lone man's struggle to fight the monster corporations and make the world free again.
Edit: Or the movie adaptation of the video game Splatoon
Star warsing episode 4: a new hoping... Two kids play star wars. One is on the dark side, the other on the light side of the force. They just started talking and keep making -ing mistakes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining. For those global warming winters
The Netting - Sandra Bullock must escape the clutches of a large fish net that fisherman forgot to reel in. Co-starring George Clooney
RXA213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing.
A master of "crash for cash" takes on a flock of students due to his determination to create a legend in the business. A young schemer enters, determined to become a conman for the ages.
A teenage unknown entity haunting an ancient house refuses to come out due to puberty-induced moodswings, causing her no end of trouble. When a regular american family suddenly moves in, they decide to help her through this rough time of her life.
10/10 -IGN? "I was crying in the end, but only because my tearducts dried out from not blinking for the duration of the movie."
Hooking. A heartwarming tale about a lovable little sprite and her child-like pimp, who live in a mystical land of pirates and boys who only know about first base.
Fight Clubbing - Fight Club becomes an edgy documentary about the dangers of going to nightclubs and a PSA about the early detection and prevention of clubs.
Mox_au ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating....The tale of a family who just had a new hot water service installed.
Jack, a ten year old boy who is trapped in the body of a forty year old man due to progeria is ostracized by his fellow ten year olds. Everything changes when Jack discovers that his middle aged appearance allows him to easily buy dirty magazines.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A movie about warmth.
stalkers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
The story of a emo (keanu) who thinks he has sixth sense, because he sees dead people with names like Morpheus (bruce willis), that morph into black cats, and then into catwoman.
Catwomaning
A trip into the mind of a Pet fetish enthusiast, and why putting catnip in certain holes isn't a good idea
dactyif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking: mall troubles in the prehistoric.
Jejwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black swaning
Well now thats just rude and poor grammar
StStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening - A movie about turning into Aliens, the latest fad in plastic surgery.
DalanTKE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slumdogging Millionaire: The story of a millionaire rich kid that takes a bet from his friends to live in the slums of Mumbai for a month to pretend to be poor. Along the way he meets a beautiful street smart slum girl, befriends a hilarious monkey, and runs afoul of a criminal slumlord with connections in high places as he tries to find his father's prototype VR headset that will revolutionize gaming and make all the wearer's wishes come true.
jacolify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold Membering-The story of how King Midas actually DID touch it to much.
CompoBBQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beerfesting...
Pretty much the same movie, but more festive..
Makonar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Robocoping - a chilling tale about a future society where all the psychiatrists were replaced with cold, analytical bots, who now are responsible for mental wellbeing of humans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering:
A comedy following a workaholic business man as he learns about fatherhood with his new godson.
Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombing:
Just a sequel to Dr. Strangelove from the perspective of bombing survivors
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
Three hours of silent educational footage in breathtaking IMAX
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Encino Maning- How one football family's disappointing son turns out to be a stoner legend
Fight Clubbing- a Showtime documentary following one activists quest to stop the clubbing of baby seals
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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vman4402 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So then it's pretty much the same then.
j_la ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying
When Clint Eastwood wins a payout from a scratch card, he treats himself to a week of getting pampered.
tapeman2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
People that can't go outside for various reasons have an outing
xRyuuji7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Pooling. When gambling on life and death becomes . . . refreshing.
Shilas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Monkeying. Having ones stag party.
siguy11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack... From rated G to X
ArMcK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goonie Sing.
A group of friends who found pirate treasure as kids band together once again, as adults, to stage a benefit concert with Cyndi Lauper to help their aging pal, Sloth.
Twirrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad maxing. A rather boring documentary that follows one MMORPG addicts attempts to make the most optimal character for the latest game, and the efforts of the games designers to thwart him.
Source Coding: Jake Gyllenhaal is stuck in a loop--coming to work every day trying to work out all the kinks in the source code he needs to have before the deadline in March.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centepeding
Decoraan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringings.
A story of perpetual tinnitus
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Manning
The story of Cooper Manning, whose spinal stenosis prevents him from taking a trip to Vienna to accept a job offer that could have resulted in a whirlwind adventure and instead joins a New Orleans energy firm.
Avengersing? Hunger Gamesing? Sherlock Holmesing? Maze Runnering? Wall Eing?
...
Millions (well... Not really, but I ain't good at counting) are popping in my head but I can't make any sense of most... But many seem to be related to some singing competitions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wizarding of Oz
Glinda, sick and tired of Elphaba's bullshit, goes all avada kedavra on her and deals with it once and for all.
wurm2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke Back Mountain(eer)ing
The tragic tale of a man who is paralyzed after a horrible accident while mountain climbing.
mzoltek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The shininging - about a shoe shine guy who stutters
untoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grosse Point Blanking. Martin Blank, an angst-ridden hitman, returns to his home town of Grosse Point, Michigan. He attends his 10-year high school reunion and ignores everyone.
Legends of the falling. Those were some badass skydivers
sttva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - A group of stoner friends must choose between carrying on with Team Fortress 2, or making a trip to the corner store to satisfy their munchies.
Fight Clubbing: A movie in which a group of upset parents form a committee that goes to nightclubs and drags their children home to prevent them from making poor life choices.
Devoted to the protection of all Samsung Galaxy phones. Follow a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac as they guard Xandar against their ravaging foe "Flappy Bird."
Good Will Huntinging. It is a documentary about trying to find extremely smart people working jobs they're overqualified for. In the end, they only found one old guy of immeasurable intellect working as a cashier because he was too much of an asshole to make use of his intellect.
Harry Potter and the sorcerous stoning....a movie set in the Middle Ages depicting the capture, trial, and conviction of a wizard named Harry Potter who would eventually be sentenced to death by stoning.
Jurassic parking. Everyone trying to park their dinosaurs in itty bitty parking spaces.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing - A tale from Finals Week.
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing
One man's trip from Birmingham UK to Birmingham, Alabama.
honthera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. Robert De Niro and Al Pacino once again face off in an epic struggle on the streets of LA, as their businesses compete against each other in the domestic central heating market.
Paul Blart Mall Coping - A group of people who meet once a week to get over how Paul Blart Mall Cop has affected their lives.
scw55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. It's a clean and wholesome family friendly documentary of a quaint English gentleman travelling along the Pacific Rim... Yes... That is what it is.
sayge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - we follow the struggle inside a teenage homosexuals head as their world almost collapses when coming out to their parents.
John Wicking - we follow John as he twists his towel to dry it. Short movie.
While we're younging - A couple almost in their 40's suddenly starts getting younger.
Beauty and the Beasting - About a gorgeous, smart girl who is lost in the woods and is in a world of hurt when she is stung by bees for taking their honey. She is trapped in the hive and learns to love the bees when the villagers rally to burn the hive and kill the bees.
serb2212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of pieing. It's like that Spanish tomatoe festival, except with pie.
Godfathering- Vito (Matthew McConaughey) is a live life to the fullest free spirit who agrees to be the godfather to the son of his frat brother Michael (Don Cheadle) and his second wife Kay (Anne Hathaway.) When Michael and Kay are killed during the 2004 typhoon while vacationing in Thailand Vito suddenly finds himself responsible for their two year old son Tom.
Twirrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A day in the life of a furnace repair man, desperately trying to repair the furnace at an orphanage before a winter storm arrives.
A1A5KA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its about trying to find a parking spot at the most popular theme park on the planet. 90 minutes of arguing with the occasional glimpse of all the cool attractions inside.
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - A man so desperate for connections to find a job that he goes on the evening news to plea for help. It contains one of cinema's most memorable lines "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS UNEMPLOYMENT ANYMORE!"
"Witnessing" - While going door-to-door and spreading the good news about Jehovah, Harrison Ford stumbles across a fresh murder scene. The only survivor is a young boy, and Ford conceals the child within his tight-knit religious society in order to shield him from a group of bloodthirsty killers.
calllery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone-ing
Voldemort never left, and the students of Hogwarts are forced to watch as the totalitarian regime makes a spectacle out of the death sentence of a young would-be pioneer of the enlightenment. 3 hours long, Now with added Judy Dench.
moskalik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Galaxy Questing - LARPers are taken on a journey to the stars.
mooblah_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Road Tripping - Follows four college friends as they [take drugs and] embark on an 1800-mile road trip to retrieve an illicit tape mistakenly mailed to a girlfriend.
Slytren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo drifting. Still the same movie.
Cr3X1eUZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adventures in Babysittinging
The true story of how the Adventures in Babysitting script was written and the movie got made.
Oosticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
A wizard gets arrested by muggles for heresy and is to be put to death by stoning but a lovable gang of teenage wizards saves the day with creativity, charm and a little bit of mischief. Rated PG.
Jass1995 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought HP would have trouble with a Professor, a well-known sorcerer, and his addiction to Pot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking: How many friends can you make before it's too late?
Good Will Huntinging....the story of a genius janitor who is held back by a speech impediment that causes him to repeat the last syllable of the last word of each phrase or sentence he says.
The Godfathering: a young bachelor is named the godfather of his friend's kids. When the parents die in an accident, the guy learns to be a grown up and settles down as he transforms from cool uncle into competent single father.
Rosemary's Babying - A first-time mother smothers her child with adoration and affection. Overwhelming him to the point that he ultimately becomes the antichrist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just do the three I watched last.
'Rooming' - same movie but with sorority sisters?
'Caroling' - well that sounds a fair bit more interesting than that original movie.
'Knocked Upping' - I got nothing.
RFE1711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- A rom/com of a young Asian tyrannosaurus Rex learning how to drive and falling in love with her instructor. In theaters summer 1993.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reservoir dogging
mckramer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping - An M. Night Shyamalan film about someone who takes ONE TOO MANY SERVINGS at dinner.
A tale of a young girl who is afraid of going out of her house and decides that she needs an adventure. The choices she has to make to leave her bedroom will change her life forever.
Jass1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Brick Mansioning. Building brick mansions. I guess?
Forgive me, first thing to pop into my head.
EDIT: Also, John Wicking, a movie about a simple man named John and his quest for the perfect wicking technique for his vape. More EDITs as they come across my mind I guess. Sorry in advance reddit.
EDIT 2: Fighting Club. A literal movie about a Fight Club. Where first rule isn't to not talk about it.
A slapstick comedy about Todd, the last living human in a world dominated by quirky robots.
aegluc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - in a galaxy far away, movies now star wars
sezrawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About Timing
A story of a guy who is always late, learning the lesson of timekeeping.
jpk14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The quest for a decent parking spot at the mall, 65 million years in the making
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Renting - Documentary following the lives of a typical American family after the collapse housing market. They had a house, kids good job and were living the American dream, little did they know it was all going to change.
Anticog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback Mountaining. A paralyzed boy gets his wish of climbing Everest.
Mowgli is the bad cop, a rough new yorker out of place in this tropical jungle. While his partner Baloo is the good cop, who tries and keep the crazy man child operating within the laws of the jungle. Together they have to take down the notorious crime lord Shere Khan.
Gooding Will Hunting - Cuba is after Arnett, Smith, Forte and Ferrell. How do you like them apples?
whyenn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twistering
A freak weather phenomenon sends Bill Paxton and Helen hunt back in time where they have to outwit the local high school bullies while dancing their hearts out to win a dance competition that will send them back to the future.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking ~ The story of star gazers on the wide open fields of British Columbia making their way through valleys, caves and mountains.
The Foresting - 2 sisters' desperate attempts to reverse the effects of deforestation
freply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw Momma From The Training - an aging woman tries to get a new start on her career but is repeatedly ejected from the necessary seminars.
Saint Elmo's Firing - "I'm sorry that it's come to this, but for the last three quarters you've been falling badly behind on your primary responsibility of protecting sailors. We're going to have to let you go."
Inside Outing - an intimate exploration of the psychology behind the politics of revealing closeted homosexuality.
Straight Outta Comptoning - a story about five passionate African-American boys recording a hit album to propel themselves into fame and stardom. Rated PG-13
Fight Clubbing. It's about people that like to fight that go from one fight club to the next and try to get into as many fights as possible in a night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering -The story of a relationship between a man and a fish.
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Odd Coupling - Two railroad workers troubleshoot two box cars that won't stay connected.
Imnpsnm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire strikes backing
In a very smart move the empire starts sending the rebels a huge amount of supplies, overwhelming their organizational and storage capacity leaving them inoperative.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - A group of Christian fundamentalists discover that Dumbledore is gay and decide to handle it in a biblical way.
ICNGRN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Requiem for a Dreaming.
An inner city high school teacher seeks to motivate his students to fulfill the gap left in the civil rights movement left by the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.
Citizen kaneing, about a villain who canes citizen
etillman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshaling
cmad182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coyote Uglying - about a woman chewing off her own arm after a one night stand because the man lying on it is so ugly she'd rather chew it off than wake him up.
The breakfast clubbing.
A group of cave men set out into the wilderness to find plants, berries and meat.
A story of survival.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing:
A 10 year old girl on the front lines of a corrupt spy agency seeks to reveal the identities of her coworkers one at a time.
towo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost in the Shelling - A tragedy about Japanese soldiers in World War 2, driven into madness seeing their comrades dying in the shelling by US forces on Iwo Jima, ultimately leading them to stage desperate suicide attacks to be free of the visions.
klaafas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ringing" - Frodo goes out looking for a way to destroy the one Phone, which ringer annoys people of the Middle-earth.
How about this one: Hit Manning-After his NFL career, Peyton Manning falls into the seedy criminal underworld of contract killers. Quickly rising through the ranks, this assassin is at the top of his game and his field, but his latest mark may derail everything he's worked for. Because even a cold-blooded killer hesitates when they're told to take out....THEIR OWN BROTHER!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wicker Manning
Peyton retires and finds his new passion. Making wicker baskets
oovis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude Where's My Caring?
Keanu wakes up one Thursday to find that he can longer find any of his fucks to give out.
sykoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring - Male pornstar turned jewel thief.
The Flashing: A story of a man that runs around at super speeds flashing people. Though it happens so fast that it only implants itself into their subconscious, causing the rest of their day to feel violated, disgusted and slightly aroused without knowing why.
Catch Me If You Canning:
This summer all hell breaks loose when in a dystopian future real food is no longer available only solvent. This rebel does not care and continues to can vegetables. See if the future police catch up to him.
The Hunger Gaming - 3 boys play World of Warcraft in their mom's basement, surviving only on hot pockets and cheesy poofs, as they train to beat a player that is killing everyone.
Star Dusting: Ever wondered how Jennifer Lawrence keeps her mantlepiece looking so pristine? This smash hit new documentary reveals all. Also featuring the tried and tested Chris Brown method ("When I get home from work, this mantlepiece better be FUCKING spotless and my dinner on the table or the belt's coming off you slag"); the Justin Bieber method (aka "spit and polish") - or the David Bowie method ("Just scoop it up and stick it in that jar on the end")
Mudy_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - a sicilian porn movie.
cmad182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Teachering - that pretty much sums it up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
MaggehG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - Annoying guy that calls everyone so often that people get pissed, so they head to an adventure to stop him.
Zombielanding, where mad scientists intentionally start zombie outbreaks in various first world nations to bring about the next stage of human evolution
Raptor Kevin is an alcoholic who could never quite learn how to parallel park, until a voluptuous Triceratops from the Bronx vows to straightens out his life and proves to be much more than just a driving instructor.
Not a film, but: House of Carding. Basically it's about a group of people who live together and try to survive by cracking and frauding credit cards all day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - I can't tell you what it's about, but here's the definition of "gumping" from Urban Dic:
Gumping
the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
cmad182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You, Maning - A Denver Broncos fan confesses his love for their all-star quarterback.
whenfoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring? About a bro in the early stages of dementia.
towo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring: A popular Disneyland attraction as presented by Mike Tyson.
DrMasi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A heartbreaking documentary on what it means to come out of the closet.
Clbull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Adam Sandler's movies make good examples...
Clicking - Adam Sandler stars as an overweight, unemployed, 46 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin that goes on epic adventures with his guild, until one day he has a midlife crisis and tries to get his life back on track.
Backstabbed Manning - A political comedy tale about Bradley Manning's leaking of sensitive political documents to WikiLeaks and later arrest. The film stars Adam Sandler as every character.
Big Daddying - Adam Sandler plays a sugar boy, who provides sexual relations and companionship with a wealthier, older man in exchange for being lavished with money.
50 First Dating - Adam Sandler plays a recently divorced 50 year old man who searches for love on Okcupid. Hilarity ensues.
Just Going With It - Adam Sandler stars as a middle-aged man who accidentally gets roped into BDSM at a sex dungeon.
The Watering Boy - A CGI-enhanced Adam Sandler made to look 20 years younger stars as a college graduate who gets his first unpaid graduate internship gig at a garden store watering plants.
Pixelling - Adam Sandler plays an obese, 37 year old pixel artist, who falls in love with a girl (later revealed to be a guy) who he meets in EverQuest.
librlman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gunga Dining.
"Meesah soooooo heppy yousah choose dee patronizing of Meesah fine establishment!"
A small-time rocker from working-class Philadelphia, is arbitrarily chosen to take on the world's greatest lead guitarist, Artemis Oath, when the undefeated guitarist's scheduled opponent for Battle of the Bands is injured. While training with feisty former indie-rocker Minnie Silvergrind, Stoney tentatively begins a relationship with Audrey, the wallflower sister of his meat-packer pal Joey.
Now in theaters, Rocking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moneyballing. The Oakland A's have been saving all of their money in the past to obtain middling prospects. However, this year they decide to splurge to become the most blinged out team in the nation and add flair to the game of baseball.
Bigmac7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubing: a movie about resisting the temptation to party.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A group of savage teenagers steal corpses from the morgue to organize orgys in the nearest forrest with the dead bodies. Security is increased, and they have to recurr to fresh kills in order to keep their gumping adiction.
Salting. Chef Gordon Ramsay yelling about bland food.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fasting and the Furious - A documentary on Mormons who go a full day without food and then try to get all 8 of their kids to soccer practice on time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming: Tom Cruise's new exercise video for getting six pack abs.
VLDT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotting-ing
A group of 20-somethings go out to see Trainspotting together near the end of Summer 1996. Most of them like it, but one goes on a tear about how films are glorifying drug use and other deviant behavior. Shut the fuck up Erin.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming. If the moon is made of cheese. Mars is made of sweet strawberry jam. NASA sets a mission to jar it all!
M * A * S * H * ing - Andy Warhol's lost realtime documentary about Thanksgiving
spungie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking, The lack of a reverse gear.
MagnusPI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking
Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery are living in the same San Francisco nursing home, where they spend their days idly sitting in the rocking chairs on the front porch, reminiscing about their high school proms.
Ninjewx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting - A story of how Claus, a German bad-boy, keeps getting his car booted.
The Wolf of Wall Streeting: A movie about Wild E. Coyote running around New York and painting on walls creating tunnels of roads for unsuspecting drivers.
"The Ringing" - A movie about a a goddamn telephone that won't stop ringing throughout the movie and they need to try and figure to stop it from ringing out your ears and becoming deaf.
F-A-T-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beautiful Minding - A story about an average man who tactfully and beautifully minded his own business at a disturbing time when society was falling apart and countries were at war.
A korean guy cleaning up snow in front of his house stumpled into a secret war between tiny north/korean snowmen, fighting for the turf of the Korean peninsula.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrix Reloading: It's the Matrix Reloaded, except every few minutes in the background a greenscreen asset has to refresh itself as the file was downloaded incorrectly. The movie's otherwise the same.
The Matrix Revolving: You know the panning rotating shot during the Smith fight and a couple of other scenes? THAT. For the whole movie, centred on the main character of each scene. Guaranteed to make you extremely dizzy, especially nowadays with 3D cinemas.
Coming of age tale of Toucan Sam, Capt. Crunch and Frankenberry cruising the strip, trying to pick up chicks, despite their looks and personality quirks.
hutat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing, a sweet Midwestern girl attempts to raise money so she can go to college.
Legally blonding - a world where people can't dye their hair, until one brave hairstylist change things
MrDeMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening
A drama starring Alien Queen and how her favourite son alienates from her and starts killing humans as a relief for his teen angst, while on a search for who he is.
F-A-T-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man of Steeling - A story about a man who is super good at stealing that he stole steel from the steel giant Andrew Carnegie and never got caught...until...
Inbredit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing
Professors crosswalk
heron27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing
A single mother is haunted by a creepy girl who keeps ringing her doorbell every 3AM. Turns out she needs to use her toilet to go back to the well where her mother killed her.
amrasmin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lord of the ringing, a story about an old lonely chap that likes to ring strangers on the phone and say nasty shit. Also likes to make prank calls.
I would have thought that it's a story of Roger, the only cop of the Traffic section of an unnamed PD of a midwestern metropolis, who has an abysmal record, and now as his performance review is approaching, something needs to be done and FAST.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandlotting: Digging out a section of land and replacing it with sand...
oopewan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing. Actually a documentary about a clinically depressed military vet coping with ptsd who needs to turn the volume all the way up on everything he watches and listens to which in turn only makes his condition that much worse.
ackhuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdomeing, the tale of one man just waiting for a person to talk about a Thunderdome just so he can say, "Can't we get beyond Thunderdome?"
ludocris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - 100s of SUVs attempt to park in compact spots. Part 2 Lost Lot.
Jurassic Parking: 2 hours of Fred Flintstone attempting to parallel park in his foot-powered, steamroller-wheeled car before giving up and paying to park in a garage.
akcrono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart, mall coping.
He's lost his wife and shopping is the way he can handle the pain. His credit is eroding, until someone unexpected enters his life.
Get Harding - He stole their millions and now they're looking for him.
DizKord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
Agent 007 goes on a quest to become the world's greatest parachute instructor.
Siriacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
Nicholas Flamel is half-buried in the ground and pelted with his own Stones for practicing witchcraft, while a young boy wizard and his friends look on in horror.
Winters Boning - "Honey it's so cold out. Come back to bed and warm me up..."
zytz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding... a young boy devotes years of his childhood turning the key on his wind-up toy car before releasing it... legend says the little toy car travels the world to this very day.
Un_God ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F-A-T-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Butterfly Effecting - Watch how the butterflies effect their surrounding when they flap...10000 miles away from them.
Perfect Storming - Part 2 of the Butterfly Effecting - How a few men storms out into the ocean perfectly and gets caught up at the wrong end of the effect of the Butterfly flapping.
The King and Iing- A young prince finds a mysterious egg in the middle of the forest. Will the egg help him fulfill his destiny or destroy the world he has sworn to protect?
Jhasso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning: It hasn't quite... started, but its... almost... started.
A movie set in the 90's about a group of gifted journalists that time travel 20 years into the future, and learn the futuristic shortcuts of their trade.
Star War Sing - Sing-a-long tunes from long long ago in a galaxy far far away...
Zoolew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: Edward Norton and Brad Pitt try to escape their repetitive lives working in corporate America by checking out the local night club scene, only to get in a tussle with a group of guidos.
A boy's first vacation, trying to survive the 24 hour flight while there is a baby crying all the time. The boy realises when the plane almost arrives he was looking forward to something this horrible, he wishes the baby dead. The plane crashes and kills everyone, instant karma.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireing: Hogwarts has hit a financial crisis and is down sizing. Teachers anxiously await their fate as the names pop out of the Goblet of Fireing
A woman with a wind-up key relentlessly tries to wind up everything she can in her plantation house. Eventually she realizes she has only loved her wind-up box the most, the one she got the key from, but it chooses to leave her anyways because she never chose to wind it up.
Cape fearing. Now it's about being afraid of capes.
Bitsik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - the story of a dutch fish.
LIMWZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got Mailing - spam
McDermit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - After their latest heist, a group of bank robbers hikes into a remote cabin in the woods to lay low for awhile, only to be forced to try and fix the broken heater
davekely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering.
Just Harry doing stuff around the house.
Jhasso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O Brother Where Art Thouing?
The story of a sibling searching for his long lost brother who has a penchant for little used pronouns.
KBALLZZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half Baking: the movie about a young paraplegic culinary student.
Alarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
A student has a special talent for arrays, and joins his high school math league.
Fasting and the Furious - A young woman needs blood work so she fasts the day before then commits murder in her community because she's hangry. Most memorable quote in the movie: "you won't like me when I'm hangry."
crew1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revenant-ing: 1. Surviving the shit out of a long walk in a blisteringly cold winter. 2. Winning an Oscar.
The Ringingโฆa horror story out of Japan about a deadly case of tinnitus. If you watch this creepy movie with headphones on you get awful tinnitus which eventually leads you to commit suicide (unless you show the video to someone else and pass the curse along).
ar423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hunger gaming--a guy tries to make tons of money by buying corn futures and inflating demand by destroying corn crops with a genetically created disease.
A common hoodlum gets enough money to eat at the local french cafe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking
Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayzee are members of a debate team, and they have to learn to work and tolerate each other before they can win the big national competition. Introducing Gary Busey as the school principal.
Ghosting. The inspirational story of Patrick Swayze trying to help Whoopi Goldberg climb the CSGO leaderboards.
anonemuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dantes peaking - a man named dante struggles with a rare illness as doctors work together to find out what is causing him to peak through every window he sees.
Harry Potter and the Sourcer's Stoning- Be enthralled by the tale of medieval British boy Harry Potter as he participates in a communal stoning of a guy accused of sorcery.
jar5025 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manning on Fire - Peyton's trip to the Super Bowl.
One family's hilarious adventures in an amazonian hotel.
jdk540 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - a pseudo horror movie about an unexplained compulsive masturbation epidemic that is taking lives across the nation (directed by M Knight Shayamalan)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our Lord and Saviour thought he had it all; the girl, the disciples, the miracles. But this summer, he will discover that life isn't so heavenly! Watch and laugh as Bethlehem's favourite Son takes a trip to summer camp!
Shreking - Shrek is a 23 year old man who films himself with green painted face screaming at children and throwing onions at donkeys.
Dadyo238 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking - Jack Black teaches a craftsmanship class; he gets into trouble when others realize that he hasn't been teaching them how to build regular chairs, but rocking chairs.
Young dinosaur drivers learn the safety implications of proper parking as one little T-rex tackles her most dreaded fear; parallel parking with no back up camera.
Friday Night Lighting a documentary about the struggle of a small Texas town to purchase new lights for the football field and how it led to the rise of prostitution in Texas.
Gokuzaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those that watch "The Happening" to commit suicide. Sorry, it's not a plague, just normal behavior in response to that movie.
"Shindlers Listing" a movie about an eager Manhattan real estate agent named Oskar who is trying to sell million dollar apartments during the recession.
Cranking--- Jason Statham lands his dream job as a toy maker, but he realizes he is much more, he finds out every time he cranks a toy up, it comes to life. It comes to life only to bring death!
Crank II: High Volting(Vaulting)--- A young Jason Statham in high school is on the one of the states best track team. He is the top pole vaulter on the team (also the only one) but his ways are unconventional and he is terrible. To win state he must improve his skills with the help of his friends and his coach Rick James to win the state title in a showdown versus Napoleon Dynamite's team and also win the girl (Rosie O'Donnell)
The dark comedy story of an army veteran whose miserable life turns around when he finds new satisfaction and meaningful, yet twisted relationships with his new job at a global collections agency that works for assasins and mercenaries whose customers come up with more and more elaborate schemes to get out of providing adequate compensation. This summer Will Smith, Bruce Willis and Rowan Atkinson... go Kill Billing.
Foresting Gump. It's about a slightly retarded Vietnam vet coming home from the war and working the rest of his life cutting down and replanting trees for a living. All of which he name Jenny.
Requiem for a Dreaming: The destruction of Australian Aboriginal culture
Kess000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: coming-of-age movie about the average shy high-schooler trying and not really succeeding on the never-end quest to muster courage to talk to crush. stare Intensifies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A documentary showing old people, their life stories and their struggles parking their cars in a world that doesn't have 30 minutes to waste waiting for an old geezer to parallel park after 200 maneuvers
Batman Beginsing - Bruce Wayne launches his successful singing career and struggles to balance singing in the evening, and fighting crime late into the night.
The Empire Strikes Backing:
A story about a group of stormtroopers who just want a decent wage as they work on the Death Star and the unlikely boy from Tatooine who shows support for their strike
Fred Flinstone forgot to buy the one present Bam Bam wanted for Christmas. Now it's Christmas eve and he can't find a parking spot anywhere at the local mall.
Grosse Pointe Blanking - The story of what really goes on in Pointe Blanke (Censored)
doofy_tv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching
A tale of a assertive lesbian, on the prowl for "purses."
orestes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - the story of a Queen who tricks criminals into being celebrated in public when suddenly...execution is what they truly deserved!
This summer, don't lose your head over-thinking this one!
Sloi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell and company have something to show Earth. ;)
The Shawshanking Redemption - same movie, different ending.
Scolithy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James bonding, A movie about a normal guy called james getting closer to another family.
xxxplode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowsking. Story of a hippie bum called The Dudeing, and his rug, tying his room together, being peed on. Also, involving in a kidnapping schemeing. And bowling.
Starring Jeff Bridgesing, John Goodmaning, Steve Busceming. A movie by Joel & Ethan Coening.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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voorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing
*A movie of Leo DiCaprio's struggle for an Oscar, only to lose out, sinking him into a deep depression, ending with him being found face down in a swimming pool, gripping a chocolate Oscar statue
Caroling, the struggle of oppressed Christians attempting to bring the true religion to the masses of Muslims. Fights break out, with flying turkey legs and hi jabs everywhere. But in the end, love prevails as three young Christian girls fall in love with a young Muslim male.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping - Paul copes with his divorce by going on a shopping spree at the mall.
Changeling-ing
A dyslexic Clint Eastwood tells the tale of a 1920's ere
woman who is supposedly reunited with a boy she immediately realizes is not her missing son. When, however, she tries to demonstrate this to the police and city authorities, she is vilified as delusional and an unfit mother..again.
witbul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - The series gets off to a dark start
Jackie Browning - When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in the room, buy American
The Wicker Manning - The Giants and Broncos are both out of a quarterback thanks to fire and bees
Full Metal Jacketing - The story of a down on his luck medieval armor fitter
The Greying - A middle-age man comes to terms with his own mortality
The Right Stuffing - Nasa engineers laboriously create the perfect thanksgiving dinner
Robocoping - When a detroit cop is killed in the line of duty, the city creates a robotic surrogate to ease the pain of his grieving family.
The Jungle Booking - A daring documentary following an outnumbered and underfunded group of park rangers in subsaharan Africa as they take a stand against poachers and put them away for life.
Animal Housing - Sequel to Jungle Booking. One man's quest to save the near mortally wounded victims of poaching by matching them with zoos, sanctuaries, and preserves worldwide.
King Learing - A largely panned film attempting to capitalize on the success of The King's Speech. The story of an acting coach's attempts to cure a new monarch's resting bitch-face.
The Dark Knighting - England's newest knights band together in the darkest days of the blitz to lift the nation's spirits during the mandatory government blackouts
The Imitation Gaming - Gary Liebowitz, America's best TF2 spy has a tense first and last showdown with his Russian counterpart, Boris Ivan Romanovstovich.
Inside Outing - A new couple finally decides that real dates are overrated and they'd much rather get takeout and watch netflix.
A man battles with his inner demons to refrain from bar hopping. His alternate persona is a Jersey Shore wanna-be as he wakes up without remembering the prior nights adventures. Waking up with horrible clothing, spray tan, lipstick all over his collar. Literally destroying his normal lfe.
Jurassic Parking. City planners decide to do away with parking lines, but they get so caught up in that fact that they could, they didn't stop to think whether they should...
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering.
An excuse Mary used to Joseph during a very awkward conversation.
The Happeninging: People around the world are mysteriously compelled to watch M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening repeatedly without break until they die. Only Mark Wahlberg can hope to solve the mystery and save us all.
Men in Blacking. Two men work for a secret government agency tasked with managing the clandestine alien population on earth while wearing wildly inappropriate, racist makeup.
kyithios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crimson Peaking
Young lady gets involved with a Chinese chef and becomes a waitress at Crimson, his Chinese Restaurant. Her cat goes missing and her lunch was super tasty.
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning: Taking his cane to the streets, Alfred stands tall and proudly canes other citizens
Baka1738 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengering
Whatch Dogs kill everybody except the guy that killed your niece and let him go
Citizen Kaneing... A documentary about the history of Singapore's most infamous corporal punishment techinque, from a publisher that doesn't have the time nor money to proofread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging: man with a stammer struggles with heroin addiction.
Paning- A movie made exclusively of shots panning to other shots for two hours
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walk Harding - take a walk in the shoes, or skates, of Tonya Harding in the weeks that lead up to the most talked about figure skating scandal of 1994.
njgura87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about the impact of the oil price drop on lonely Ohio frackers and how they seeking solace in watching each others sexual encounters through grimey digger windows.
This is of course a sequel to Alpha Dogging where Justin Timberlake is revealed to be the original founder of the dogging, initiated between buses whilst on tour with NSync
Are we allowed to do TV shows? Because then I'd do House of Carding, the story of a politician's ineffective public health crusade against underage drinking, or Flashing, the tragic tale of Barry Allen, a young forensic scientist with troubling voyeuristic tendencies.
nickmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
m477m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - an anomalous weather front is looming, a man's glasses continue to fog and irritate him. Alternatively... a florist's struggle to keep his orchids healthy
Edit:alt
An amazing (and true?) story of how Peyton Manning was discovered by the NFL going around the country trying to find the one man who could fit into a particularly special Nike cleat.
DeckT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hawkov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing.
10 short stories about friends , family and lovers abandoning for no good reason and leaving them behind.
From Directors such as
Alejandro Gonzรกlez Iรฑรกrritu,Martin Scorsese,Steven Soderbergh,Terry Gilliam,Apichatpong Weerasethakul, The Coen and Dardenne Bros,Quentin Tarantino,David Fincher,Paul Thomas Anderson
Cirias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying - A documentary about Liam Neeson getting old.
Beverly Hills Coping - An emotional true story about a family who struggle to survive in 80's Beverly Hills.
Alasse_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman: The Dark Knighting.
Batman fights crime in Gotham by knighting all troublemakers, thus binding them to uphold the code of chivalry.
Inside Outing: A secret cohort of gay men strategically gather information on powerful, closeted conservative political and religious leaders to subvert their bigoted agendas. With hilarious results, of course.
rebekha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing - true account of a prison that attempts to correct inmates behaviour by taking them on visits to local attractions.
Gone with the Winding: an epic nostalgic, though problematic and whitewashed, portrait of Microsoft Windows before the elimination of the windings font, and with it a whole way of life
Spider-Manning: The quarterback for the Denver Broncos is contracted to the US government for experiments. He eventually gains the ability to climb walls and shoot webbing from his hands. The NFL uses this to their advantage, but Peyton Manning eventually becomes corrupted by his new powers.
berchmax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RENTing : a musical chronicling the lives of 8 people struggling to pay their rent in NYC.
EchoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Toying.
A rich man purchases a down-and-out pornstar to pleasure his wife.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about the opposite?
The Shin - One grounds keeper's quest to get to the infirmary
Nazzrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. The gripping tale of a bellybutton's 2cm adventure from a reclusive innie to a man-about-town outtie
The Blair Witch Projecting- Footage of The Blair Witch is found a year later, and is to be shown at a film festival. This is the thrilling tale of one man's struggles trying to get the damn projector to work.
Alternatively, The Blair Witch learns to enunciate better.
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Vanishing-ing: The true story of a movie title typo, and its effect on the Army of Grammar Nazis
rebekha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incrediblesing - a young vocal entertainer's journey from nobody to the centre stage.
hey_don ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping
The story of an old man with terminal cancer uses his years of experience to convince his caregiver to increase his pain meds.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
harry potter experiments with weed for the first time
kintyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pushing.
Follow Cassie Holmes (Ellen Page) through the birth of her child. In this dramatic film, light and dark will cross in the delivery room. Which shall prevail?
sholtzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - same film, just with strobe lights and 2000's club music
Inside Outing - After young Riley is uprooted from her Midwest life and moved to San Francisco, her emotions - Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust and Sadness - conflict on how best to navigate a new city, house, and her repressed sexual desire for other women.
Die Hard -> Die Harding
When I was in high school, there was a gym teacher whose last name was Harding that was found guilty of voyeurism (he found a way to look in the girls locker room from his office). (this is a true story)
So easy to imagine a movie script relating the life of a girl that is seeking revenge!
beston94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting: famously misspelled tale of a honey-thieving runway model
J_Jammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering - Storms rumbling in the tropics and you've always wondered what it looks like? Watch as they unfold in real time. A meteorologist's wet dream.
Ephile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Memories of Murdering: An ex-serial killer who now works as a detective finds murder scenes that look strangely similar his very own killings. He struggles to work with his fellow detectives due to his flashbacks he receives at the crime scenes. Afraid that someone is trying to make him break, he takes matters into his own hands.
Argoing - Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to mediate an argument gone wrong between six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.
Polar Expressing - A documentary in which polar-enthusiasts try to explain to million-dollar-businessmen why the polar caps are important. I guess the businessmen invest in trains to make it relevant.
respond1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering.
The riveting documentary ever about the honor, duties, and joy of receiving an absolutely meaningless title from a friend or family member.
prodmerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - maxed out cards, maxed out insurance, maxed out car, what else can he max?
The big Shorting: A whole neighborhood looses electricity, 4 citizens decide to take on the big electric company for their greed and lack of foresight.
despot93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda late, but...
Whiplashing
It's about J.K. Simmons lashing shitty players with his whip.
Miles Teller likes S&M and has a whip fetish.
I thought you were going to go for the old stone the witch to death plot. But i like yours better
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A buddy comedy about two slackers working the parking lot of Jurassic Park. Obviously they get lost for years, only to be accepted into a pack of lazy teenaged Raptors. And then that is where the real excitement begins.
The Forbidding Planet. AA post apocalyptic world where PC and SJW types take over the world and no one is allowed to speak or look at anyone for any reason.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing, the story of a man with a serious alter ego that takes over when he hits the club scene every night after work.
Blacks Gaming. Story about black people running a casino in Iceland. Could be turned into a series tho
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empire of the Sunning. A young boy's life is turned upside down when he is imprisoned in an internment camp, but he finds hope and a glorious bronze tan by soaking up some rays.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minding is a comedy about the agonies of living with a much cleaner spouse. It's famous for the fifteen minute dish examination scene, in which a couple debates the specks left encrusted in a bowl by cereal, particularly the oft-quoted line "but it's been through the dishwasher."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fifty shades of graying.
best movie. 10/10. 5 stars. oscar-worthy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a person who's been held captive in a basement all their life finally breaks free, only to find ... They're still inside.
lukerobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stand by Meing - A story of 2 asians who refuse to sit down.
t1m1d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Treasuring: Nicolas Cage takes some time to reflect on how blessed he is to live in the great United States of America.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
golgol12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing. About a native Inuit hunt from some food on an iceflow. Or, about a group of 20 somethings working the night shift and going to party at 9am.
Staring Wars Episode IV: a bunch of teenage rebels from backwater planets challenge government officials to a staring contest in a battle to see who can force the other to give in first.
After Earthing. Jaden Smith decided to name this one to sound more 'artistic', not realizing what Earthing actually is.
azantyri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No Country For Old Manning - a haunting story of a Manning, no longer wanted in his old town, who journeys to a new town only to find the same fate awaits him there.
The Happening-ing. M. Night Shyamalan makes a sequel to his critically acclaimed movie. But this time the things that happened in the previous film has already happen, only to start happening again, but with a twist.
mmecca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Slightly more stupid than the original, and featuring another unaware yet comedic performance from Mark Wahlberg. You know you'll end up watching this one too.
The Babadooking - A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son's fear of a monster defecating in the house, but soon discovers a sinister, and stinky, presence all around her.
Al_Gala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking. Adam Sandler loses his wife and family, and wastes the rest of his life incessantly snapping his fingers.
KILL BILLING, everything becomes free under pain of seppuku.
bs13690 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Running Manning. Peyton is no longer a quarterback, but a track star. The movie details his rise and fall and rise again in the sport of competitive running.
Jurassic Parking: An intense thriller starring John McCaine as he attempts to parallel park a Hummer in a spot that's too small to fit in. Ends with a POW.
STFUDIAF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing: teenage girls go around to different towns exposing people's underwear.
Caroling: an aspiring photographer follows an older woman along her quest to spread holiday cheer around 1950s New York, cataloging those exploits and eventually providing the original backdrop for Saks Fifth Avenue's renowned displays
milopoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming A serial killer is on the loose, and a group of teenagers just do nothing but scream.
Night of the Living Deading. A couple on vacation stay at a Bed & Breakfast run by old hippies who won't stop talking about and playing The Grateful Dead.
Captain Kidding - A movie about a naval captain that loves to joke about horrible things happening, but when something bad finally happens, no one believes him.
The Sea Hawking - Stephen Hawking must lead a crew out into the depths of the ocean to save the world from aliens that have awoken beneath the sea.
Thomas and the Magic Railroading - An evil advisor, using his unnatural, bewitching charisma, is trying to run a kingdom into the ground by coercing the king and his court to rashly pass laws that will surely bode ill for everyone. Thomas, a young errand boy, must find a way to stop the advisor before the kingdom falls into ruin.
Man of Steeling - a story about a young adolescent plunging into the world of crime, performing thefts from grocery stores, and the occasional Wal-Mart
The Day the Earth Stood Stilling - An alien lands and tells the people of Earth that they must all make moonshine or be destroyed as a danger to other planets.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Masking. Rocky Dennis is approached by a Halloween supply company owner and is strong armed into allowing his likeness to be used as a scary Halloween mask. A group of bikers defends him from the mask maker's goons.
Xyzzy25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting, a movie about those mist things at the supermarket that spray fruits and vegetables to keep them moist, only this time, someone's replaced the water with poison!
Skyfalling - After being hit on the head with an acorn, MI6 agent James Bond (portrayed by Henny Penny a.k.a. Chicken Little) recruits other agents on his quest to inform the King of certain doom and save the world.
Naiyu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Maning. The story of the brother Peyton and Eli Manning dont want you to know about. The brother that cant spell his own last name.
xerade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing.
The true reason why no one stays a Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Get Harding - a vivid portrait into the life of Tonya Harding.
Followed by its sequel, Walk Harding.
Lzrdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: Either a group of guys who are brought together by their mutual love of kicking the crap out of club kids, or a group of guys brought together by their mutual love of baby seals.
Bounding - Disney Pixar's uplifting coming-of-age tale about the slowest hare, her unlikely friendship with a morose tortoise, and her journey to overcome her obstacles, one bound at a time.
Staring Wars - เฒ _เฒ
West Siding Story - documentary about Frank West, a high school drop out who formed America's largest wall cladding manufacturer.
The Frenching Connnection - small independent film that generated a lot of controversy and accolades at Cannes. Touted as a return to form for writer Diablo Cody and star Michael Cera, this quirky drama/comedy follows an awkward high school student that breaks out of his shell by forming a make out club.
Lyzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Tower(s)ing. Follow the uneventful tale of two large stone statues: Isildur & Anarion, as they... tower.
Collectors Edition features a runtime of 8hrs 47mins.
rdrjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stoning. It's about a sorcerer caught in a mild east country accused of witchcraft
higgeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A young man, who's father died taking a load in the face to save his coworkers, is offered a chance to become on of the greatest discreet male escorts in the world. The Company, known only as Kingsmen to its elite clientele, is operated in the basement of one of the best suit makers in England. Samuel L Jackson Stars as the 45y/o Virgin computer genius.
qitocron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wolf of wall streeting: a mafia tycoon, played by Oscar - winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio, is being set up by the Triads in an overseas trade, with Danny Trejo as the American spy placed inside the Triad who has accidently made it to the higher ranks of the clan, so that #1 US sniper Kevin Spacey may assassinate him. What they don't know is DiCaprio is from the streets and used to freerun as a kid. After a misplaced snipe followed by a parkour chase scene Leo retreats back to the US to resume business and plot his revenge on the Triad and US government. While he's plotting the Triads and Spacey meet up with the Mexican Mafia. This is where Danny sees his cousin (Ernie from George Lopez) who just starts ruining the whole undercover thing for him. Danny is forced to kill Mexican civilian to prove he's not an undercover spy. The story resumes with them realizing their heroine being supplied to DiCaprio is a way in. Note: DiCaprio has not met the other actors in this movie yet, grunts were acting under orders. So they sneak in his warehouse themselves, Spacey, danny, dude from George Lopez and head of Mexican Mafia Samuel L. Jackson, by hiding in a hidden compartment on an 18 wheeler. Sabotage and gunfights ensue, nothing too loud though, it's all stealth ops and Ernie just won't shut up. Spacey is worried he's going to get them killed so he tells Danny to take him out. Danny being deep undercover asks his cousin to talk with him in private. He pulls his tooth out and offers it to him. Either take the cyanide or he has to shoot him. Many tears, very emotion. Scene ends with Danny breaking his neck after he took the pull to make it look real. They go along, interrupting DiCaprios plotting. Big rant by Leo followed by Jackson shooting one of Leo's men. Gun fight breaks out, Leo releases his pet tiger as he goes to escape and Danny fights it with a knife. Plot follows as Leo enters the back alleys and fights them off breaking some of their bones. In the end Leo takes down the US government by showing he has connections with the North Koreans, as they threaten America with nukes.
Indiana Jonesing - every adventure Harrison Ford goes on, he is desperately wanting to get home to the state of Indiana. Every movie ends in disappointment.
The cargo ship "Schindler" transporting goods to Seattle was loaded incorrectly by the "new guy" played by Jim Norton. A stop and go thrill ride that will have audiences every where wondering, "are the containers secure?? Will the ship make it in time? Who knows, more importantly who cares. From the director that brought you "Throw mama from the train".
Barton Finking: A cockney intellectual spends 2 hours silently pondering life's great mysteries, occasionally pausing to break a pint glass over someone's head when interrupted.
The force awakening. It us a reality show styled movie about every single day in the lives of the characters in the force awakens before the movie takes place
Whatever the occurrence is, there is no getting out of it now.
Big_Ern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingpining: Roy Munson is a broke and washed up porn star from the 80's. He used to have it all. Girls, fast cars, big houses and an endless supply of drugs and booze.
But then he gets Munsoned. In 2006 he loses his hand in a bowling alley porn shoot gone wrong. The loss of that hand becomes a new appeal in the porn industry. He's famous again.
He finds out it was an old rival of his named Ernie McCracken behind it all, but his plan had backfired. Roy finds Ernie and a fight ensues, Roy is the winner. He gets closure from his past and goes on to be a legendary porn star, a Kingpin of the industry.
The Crying Gaming - A British soldier is kidnapped by IRA terrorists and forced to play Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden, Contra, Ghosts and Goblins, and Metroid on the NES. He discovers a dark and uncomfortable secret about Samus that shocks him to the core.
Short Circuiting - Warwick Davis stars as a master electrician constantly ridiculed for his height who flips out one day and plots revenge by creating an army of sentient robots.
babzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - A story about bodybuilders pushing themselves to the extreme.
Skyfalling - Inception vs. Bond vs. Independence Day
Choot_em ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seasoning of the Witch - Nic Cage plays a 14th century knight who transports a witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her culinary powers could be the source of all those great smells from the dungeons!
Pineapple Expressing - Pixar presents the story of one anthropomorphic piece of fruit and her zany attempts to open up to people and share how she feels about things, and stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming. Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece on how to sublet.
The Matrixing. We think Keanu can fly like Superman, but no, it's a trick of the light and dust. Watch four TV idiots scare themselves trying to prove it.
The Blair Witch Projecting. A new Etsy shop coming soon, by three mediocre hipsters.
The Godfathering. A heart warming movie about a deadbeat godfather who has to step up and take care of his friend's baby daughter when when his friend dies.
The Dark Knighting: Christian Bale gets invited to Buckingham Palace at night for a private knighting ceremony by the Queen. As he enters, he hears maniacal laughing coming from the microphone, then an authoritative female voice speaks: "Let's put a smile on that face"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Networking" - a story about the failures of a Linux wiz at having sex.
xLiftoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing, a story about a Neo Nazi's trip across the states!
TheJaice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding - John always preferred to keep to himself. But after a family emergency forces a coworker to leave her 3 dogs in his care, he finds his life forever changed by the bond that forms with his new canine companions.
Santa's Slaying. Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.
The Griswald's fly to California, much to Clark's dismay, and successfully make it to Walley World. Tune in for 90 minutes of fun-filled action at "America's favorite family fun park."
Wreck-it Ralphing - A video game villain suffering from body dysmorphia wants a perfect body and sets out to fulfill his dream, but his battle with bulimia brings havoc to the whole arcade where he lives.
VTStig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. A brilliant young man who hides his intelligence due to embarrassment of his stutter.
It's about Cuba Gooding somewhere in the woods, trying to improve his grammar, and his aim. Or it's a post-apocalyptic nightmare where people hunt kids for food.
Iron Manning - NFL quarterback by day, superhero by night.
"Peyton was able to throw this touchdown in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
Also, Ghosting -- Patrick Swayze teams up with Whoopi Goldberg to silently break up with Demi Moore.
NigRiggd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The breakfast clubing, several teens report to detention only to find principle Vernon hasn't had his coffee yet this morning... and gone off his mess in a psychotic spiral out of control
jtarkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jawsing" ... a documentary about a very painful, outdated form of musical expression. The jawsingers of yesteryear, now forced to use sign language because of the injuries sustained during their glorious past, tell tales of their extravagant heyday.
"A Serbian Filming" ... a very modest and calm biopic following the life of Serbian cameraman Stipe Vidic, who makes a living recording everyday occurrences, which he then sells as stock footage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing... A movie about William Costigan (Leonardo Dicaprio) waiting for his terminally ill mother to pass away so he can fully devote himself to the Boston State Police.
Dr Strange Loving OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombing. The story of a woman who accepts total nuclear annihilation with the help of a kinky friend.
Dr Strange Loving OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombing. The story of a woman who accepts total nuclear annihilation with the help of a kinky friend.
Inside Outing -- A family's journey to their own living-room
Alternatively
Inside Outing -- A gay man's story of deception and betrayal
cienpies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bridget Jones Diarying - An entire film of a woman's troubles with IBD and how she learned to love porcelain
zeekar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: making the best of a rainy day.
TheJaice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fever Pitching - While returning from a trip to the rain forests of Costa Rica, Daniel knows that something isn't right. Gripped by fever, he crawls into bed. He awakens to find himself balls-deep in a man he's never met before. Now the world must rush to answer two questions. Is there a cure? And who else has been infected?
Starring Kirk Cameron
djd1ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Boying: A drama about the hard life and times of famed rapper Flava Flav
Get Harding - A thriller involving the kidnapping of the 29th President of the United States
wevansly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Longest Yarding"
Two farmers are locked in an endless rivalry as each competes to build a bigger free-range chicken coop than the other, only to realise they're no more free than the chickens they keep.
Dr Strange Loving OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombing. The story of a woman who accepts total nuclear annihilation with the help of a kinky friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - an angry organization who really hates Warren G. Harding plots his assassination.
lagerea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A group of rough around the edge brawling homosexuals with a propensity for the night life: Fight Clubbing. "I am Jack's swollen prostate"
squintus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - Payton goes to any means necessary to avoid retirement by going through an expensive and dangerous procedure replacing all of his bones with Iron
Fight Clubing (change to clubbing) - I am jacks restless appetite for dance
dengseng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - still makes a good movie involving magic in a contemporary era, but in real life context of a young boy named Harry who gets bullied by everyone but he secretly makes awesome pottery art until one day he realises he is born with creativity and senses that lets him feel the clay downright perfectly, like magic!
Miffy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9ing - One man's quest to find his other dirty half-dozen.
Blowing. Johnny Depp acts his heart out in this tale of a man walking to the store and it's a bit windy.
squintus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds Ending
After discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month, Captain Jack Sparrow recruits a misfit team of deep core drilling pirates to save the planet.
West Siding Story: A fascinating look into the lives of siding and veneer installers in Los Angeles, who routinely repair damage from gang violence, from acclaimed documentary film-maker Morgan Spurlocking.
Rubbering.
It's a movie about a guy desperately trying to put on a condom without ruining the moment. The overall stress of the situation makes him lose the erection, and the girl. Now, after that night, he's got something to prove.
toriemm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the beasting: basically Million Dollar Baby in the world of Olympic weightlifting, with a bottle blonde who has fake tits.
Snow whiting: in a world where yellow snow has become a global epidemic in the new ice age, one man sets forth to save the world.
Bambing: biopic of becoming the Great Bambino
Peter Panning: in a world where this Chef from the wrong side of the stove has the plates stacked against him, he prevails against all odds. And Gordon Ramsay.
Sword in the Stoning: turns out King Arthur was a bit of fuckup in his formative years. See the behind the scenes story of the pothead who became king.
Fifty Shades of Greying starring a middle aged man's hair and not much else.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Transforming: The Movie - It's the same movie. Optimus dies. Unicron is here. The matrix is given to Hot Rod. Herioc Autobots vs Evil Decepticons. Dinobots and Devastator. Cell shaded awesome animation. YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!
DamoDoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - a movie split into individual plots of the collapse of peoples lives
Jawsing - a movie about the deadliest fad to follow "planking". It tells the story of a group of friends trying to one-up each other by getting photographed while being eaten alive by giant sharks in random places. A kiddie pool, a parking lot, Mount Everest, etc.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan finally gets her revenge.
Point Breaking - All Keanu wanted to do was take his final exam so he could go on summer vacation but he couldn't keep a pencil sharp
warm_ice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - a suave, silver-tongued bachelor spends his time chatting up old truckers and giving them dating tips, while making his way across the country
msctex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding
An epic tale of the transition from traditional manually wound watches to modern battery and kinetic timepieces.
It picks up with Captain Hadley being processed at another prison. It follows him over the years as prisoners from Shawshank get transferred to the prison he's in and make his life a living hell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empire Strikes Backing - A story about how the stormtroopers protest their wages and lack of firearm training. The Resistance lends political support to their cause
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - criminals accidently turn up to a local resevoir only to discover it's a major site for doggers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better than anything the grotesque Amy Schumer spews out
Breakfast Clubbing - dancing at Denny's or baseball-batting a boiled egg
jlanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo Drifting --- An alternate history piece depicting a reality in which the japanese refused to yield ww2. Brave pilots have heroically prevented the nuking of tokyo, but nukes all around it have set Tokyo adrift. The last holdout of imperial japan.
Powered by propellers linked to bicycle pedals they must make their way to the Mediterranean to regroup with allied forces to construct their secret weapon to turn the tides of the war.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mining
After electing to have his mind wiped, a white African diamond mine foreman (Jim Carrey) finds himself falling back in love with the horrific line of work that once drove him away.
Edge of Tomorrowing - documentary about that last edge of laziness you need to procrastinate well, in a society where people tend to procrastinate more and more.
The Skeleton Keying - the story of an undead car vandal
soliloki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scott Pilgriming, where Scott found a new faith (Islam) and documented his arduous, sometimes bizarre encounters during his journey to make pilgrimage to Mecca.
Avitaring: The action is just making x-box avitars for two and a half hours but I like to think it's really a movie about a few friends sitting on a couch enjoying their time together.
Fordro47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - Queen Elizabeth struggles to see in the dark with a sword.
The Prestiging - After so many hours playing COD, little Timmy finally catches up with his friends
One man. With his two hands... You know where this is going, right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Music Manning, a story of how Peyton Manning gives up his NFL career to pursue his real childhood dream of singing and dancing in musicals on Broadway.
The Rocking - Alcatraz is turned into a metal island where metalheads party 24/7, Nicolas Cage is tasked to recover 4 crates full of jager bombs stolen by the partygors and deliver them back to the bar before they open the crates.
The thrilling continuation of the Sphereing. Pyramids were shaped into spheres - now all bets are off as 7 complete strangers of widely varying personality characteristics attempt to turn spheres into cubes.
Jurassic parking - a docu-film which encounters dinosaurs struggling to adjust to life in the 21st century, hosted by Louis Theroux. The title itself highlighting the ever present stereotype that dinosaurs cant drive, due to their physique and mental capacity.
Heating - a bunch of skilled bank robbers find new careers as HVAC technicians in the Los Angeles area
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging: a group of scientists discover an alien object buried in the ice in Antarctica. After daring one another to touch the object with their tongues and getting stuck, they keep their spirits up by performing opera.
Die Harding- A historical drama depicting the story of the last few months alive and, subsequently, the slow, agonizing, painful death of President Warren Harding.
After Earthing - A father and son ground themselves using copper wire and must survive as they embark on daily contemporary life in the wake of a solar flare.
Mad Maxing - a woman loses an arm in a freak accident and goes on a massive shopping spree to compensate. A lone mall security guard tries to stop her exorbitant spending, then ends up joining her.
King Konging - the dramatic and chilling development of a fatal sex position similar to dogging but in sacred land inhabited by fierce creatures where the participants bang until eaten.
A colorist working in a retirement community finds unexpected friendship in her clients, who give her advice on her love life. Probably stars Jennifer Lopez.
Valve00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. A rude group taking things unexpectedly from others.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A scrappy young office worker meets a fabulous dancer and together they open a string of secret basement clubs where new members must dance off no matter what.
Perfecting the art of pulling off impossible heists through the use of clever editing and movie gags. All while Danny and Tess are busy taking baking classes.
I don't want to spoil too much, but it all comes together in the end.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
A documentary on how this terrible movie was made.
Jurassic Parking. The dinosaurs finally get their drivers license
maribari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing- A promising young drummer enrolls at a cut-throat S&M conservatory where his dreams of greatness are mentored by an instructor who will stop at nothing to realize a student's potential.
spazz720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing- Man sells homes once occupied by Jews in Poland.
The Firming - one woman's tummy tuck goes horribly wrong.
tiltldr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The big shorting".
The earths poles have suddenly reversed and the only man who can stop it is a telecommunications electrician named Mike played by Bruce Willis. Mike needs to maneuver a submersible to short two 4000 volt transatlantic deep sea telecommunications cables in order reverse the polarity of earth. Saving humanity he heroically sacrifices himself in the process.
Ant Manning. The inspiring, true story of Peyton and Eli Manning's dwarf brother Ant, and his struggle to live in his brothers' shadows both on and off the football field
Indiana Jonesing. An archeologist, named after the family dog, discovers an ancient tomb filled with ancient drugs. After getting an amazing high, he spends the film in search of other tombs with similar contents in hopes of once again achieving that same high.
Ming Minging - a fiery asian lass discovers that her vajayjay is giving off a foul odor which is turning off all the men. Does she rectify this problem to regain her former lover, or use her newfound stench as a weapon of assassination?
Freezing - The Disney classic of two girls who are cold and the only way to stay warm is to stay by the fire through the winter. That is until one finds true love in a prince from a neighboring Kingdom, and winter comes to an end.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting-- A woman rekindles things with a dead lover from the past, but when he decides to end things this time she can't seem to figure out if he's done with her or she needs to find a new medium to keep the connection.
Spaceballsing - American astronauts tea bagging the international space station
Diluxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing would be about the way the human brain sometimes fools the eyes and ears into seeing or hearing something in a place you would least expect them.
The Bridge on the River Kwaiing - It's a real tear jerker.
aleexr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - Guy sells a load of enamelware on German Ebay
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage mutant ninja turtling.
Ratsofat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
An instructional video on enhancing discourse and collaboration between departments of different disciplines within the company. Starring Keanu Reeves.
Under the Skinning - A documentary about the autopsy of Scarlet Johansson. Performed after she died of natural causes at the age of 89. Scarlet still looked fine as heck, and a group of scientists were obsessed with discovering her secret.
Golden Fingering - While it was cancelled not even half way through production during its attempted production, many had high hopes for the ambitous shock value this big screen action porno would have featuring the handsome Sean Connery as its main figure.
Mooning - After losing his mind in a remote lunar outpost, Sam Bell spends his days video calling random proper on earth and greeting them with the glorious view of his own lunar crater...
Coverage is really bad, though - there are only Two Towers. During the third film, one of the towers even goes offline. Chaos ensues as Gimli is unable to send any dwarfpics.
Kung Fu Hustling - Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson face their toughest challenge yet as they take on the Crips in Compton in a race to sell as much dope as possible.
GloverAB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering - Another shitty sequel with a bad pun title.
Boxthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Maning - Peyton Manning's older brother suffers a traumatic head injury during a high school football game and the family copes with his permanent disability.
Yet another indie-flick collaboration between M. Night Shyamalan and Gunter Sachs about Newt Gingrich's state of mind while in a Weis Supermarket. Think: Being John Malkovich meets The Big Lebowski.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A young Jewish boy's story of becoming a man, and losing himself in the drug-fueled night life of downtown L.A.
Edit: Grammar
The staring contest is a national past time, and the stakes have never been higher as the Soviet Union is now favorite in the upcoming Olympics over the US!
Good Will Huntinging- no plot change except everyone in the film studders a bit when they say his full name
pdpgti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing:
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt want go out for a night clubbing in vegas, but after being roofied by Zach Galifianakis have to fight their way out of a different kind of club.
Harry Potter: And the Goblet of Firing - One boys journey of growing up and learning the many ways in which to fire employees, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Scar Facing - A young, rebellious Al Pacino experiments with body mod surgery, ultimately ending up with job stopper tats and implants all over his face. He then begins a journey of discovery where he learns that people really do judge a book by it's cover, and that choosing between a lifelong career as a garbage man or a carny is just as depressing as it sounds.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - The film takes a very dark twist at the end when it's discovered that Harry did some Very Bad Things with Ginny.
beleeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bigging
Where a 10 year old Tom Hanks boosts the ego of other people by "Bigging" them up
sec713 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pelican Briefing: It's a little over two hours of hearing a seafaring bird receive instructions on using its pouch for fishing, as well as a cooling device. Things really heat up when the protagonist hears about how it needs to build a nest in the trees near a body of water.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on Firing. Denzel Washington explains what it's like to let an employee go in the modern workplace.
helping
the fab four spend a riotous 24 hours helping out at an old age home on the outskirts of liverpool. featuring the all new songs "helping", "ticket to riding", "it's only loving" and "i've just seen a facing".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greening Mile - a Special Olympian (Matt Damon) visits a haunted road where his vicar father (George Clooney) lost his life a decade before, and finds a clue that will change his opinion of his father, the authorities and himself.
The Seventh Sealing - Ingmar Burton spins the classic tale of a man trying vainly to preserve the pressure treated lumber deck he built last summer. After applying six unsuccessful coats, he's determined to try one last time before killing himself.
SloeMoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting -- Queen Elizabeth swings a sword near a guy's ears, during a power outage!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silent Hilling - a town that perpetually relandscapes itself under cover of night?
Wreck It Ralphing - a party gets out of control when projectile vomit becomes an epidemic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - It's a movie about redundancy and mispronounced words.
TinyOne9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking: Pretty much the same thing...OR>>Ex rock musicians running a nursery where they frequently "rock" the children to sleep. You choose what to make of the word "rock."
BATMANing. Story about a professional quaterback turned vigilante.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Signsing - when dyslexic author (Matt Damon) falls in love with a poorly gym teacher (Julie Roberts) at traffic court, he realises her journey to redemption has only begun.
tlvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning - a young wizard boy discovers just how much free thinking is despised under Lord Voldemorts regime.
jgrotts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Sizemore makes tea for Pacino and DeNiro
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - An instructional video for first-time truckers featuring excessive star-wipes to cut between how to successfully hitch up and reverse and 18-wheeler, and effective ways to dispose of hitch hiker bodies.
Big Mama's Housing - The tragic story after the laughs. Mama developed a serious gambling problem and lost her retirement and home. She's forced to move to an inner city housing project. Hijinks ensue.
Deadpooling: The dead have been vanishing from their graves and even disappearing from the morgue! One police officer gets a tip from the town's undertaker that something strange has been going on in the huge cemetery. They team up, only to find that the dead are migrating from miles around, all of them slouching into one massive grave.
Inceptioning - Leonardo DiCaprio searches for his training.
"You're waiting for a training. A training that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this training will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?"
The Right Stuffing - No one makes Thanksgiving like Grandma, now that she's gone five plucky kids must find out if they have what it takes to make the ultimate family feast. Starring Shia Labeouf, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Bruce Willis, and Sher, with a special appearance by Ice-T. Coming this November to a theater near you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter: The Philosopher's Stoneing - When a pot manufacturer (Matt Damon) falls in love with a lonely missionary (Jessica Chastain), his journey through Saudi Arabia takes an unexpected turn when he is tried for blasphemy.
Sigerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubing - a selfjustice group of antisocial nerds is starting to attack all regular students that go out at night
Another Earthing : The X-Men's Storm hatches a plan to electrocute Donald Trump. But evil Donald has just installed a mighty new device that will prove to be Storm's undoing. Find out more, in the next episode.
Who's afraid of Virginia Woolfing - A hostile, angry woman with a severe eating disorder screams at other restaurant goers while she violently binges on plate after plate of entrees.
mrvoxen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowinging. Nic cage finds a list of numbers that, once figured out, tell the story of a movie where nic cage finds a list of numbers
xb4r7x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain American: The Winter Soldiering, captain America lets crime run rampant during the more enjoyable temperate months and only helps out when its cold.
obstinox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fathering of the Bride
The prequel, featuring Martin banging Diane's Keaton.
Loveboyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the ringing - Even Jehova's witnesses fear him.
Avengers Assembling: Turns out SHIELD took care of Loki at the dark energy research facility, and the Avengers are out of work. So they get jobs on the line at a Stark factory. Hijinks to follow.
Jesus Camping - Camping with only the cross on your back.
gbell11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Signing: Aliens should of been easily defeated after being unable to decipher human ASL communication. However, during the key moment at the end "swing away Merrill" was changed to (hand signs for sign away) and the entire human race was destroyed starting with Merrill.
Burdiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Piing - Its a very confusing movie where no one is sure what exactly is going on.
mainrift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Terminating
After another unsuccessful mission on exterminating members of the Connor family, Skynet fires one of the very best. He finds himself now, time traveling in and out of one night so he can binge drink with no hangover.
She really should have paid attention to how long she was in that spray tan booth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet the Fockersing - when American soldiers Rich (Matt Damon) and Phil (Ben Stiller) get lost in the dark jungles of Laos, his wife (Julia Roberts) keeps him company from beyond the grave, until he meets an enemy more ferocious than the Viet Cong, the Fockersing.
The Helping - Documentary about one man's trip through a Las Vegas buffet line and the intricate strategies he employs to create the perfect mountain of food on his plate.
PigPen90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I looked at the title of the thread, I didn't have much hope for this one.
Reddit, you have far exceeded my expectations. Kudos!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, the best ones in here are clever as fuck.
Keytrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lion Kinging. 90 minutes of people trying to put crowns on lions without getting mauled to death.
star trekking: a famed celebrity (read here samuel L jackson) goes on mountain hike and narrates all the new wild flora and fauna he encounters in his own style.
The hunger gaming: the dark tale of a game binging teen death from malnourishment and exhaustion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringsing. A story of an evil dark lord that rings people on the phone using his massive army of employed orcs that work in his office, trying to sell them top of the line jewellery. The world is sick of this evil man and they send a group of 'phone pinchers' to hold the dark lords phone over a volcano to persuade him to shut down his company 'Mordor'.
Winter's Boning - Just lots of boning in the winter.
Lidodido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neverlanding - Peter is an airline pilot, but a brain tumor pushes a certain part of his brain so he forgets how to land. An air-mazing thriller for the whole family (rated R).
Knute5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning
Orson Welles rises to power by beating down his opponents with a wooden sled.
Space Balling - The earth is in danger from an intergalactic threat, and the only ones who can save it is a group of aspiring rappers who need to travel to space for an epic rap battle. Special guest Snoop Dog as the pilot
Supercooling - it's an Adam sandler movie in which Adam sandler sells Air conditioners in a mall (there's a cameo of paul blart in the middle of the movie)
Reindeer gaming: A drama starring Ben affleck as a socially awkward young buck, who escapes the burdens of forest life , and finds himself through World of Warcraft.
vfl2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting. A tale of a man who gets knighted in a dimly lit castle.
Rain Maning. Its an Bad boys buddy-cop type movie starring Rainn Wilson and Peyton Manning. Pretty much after a series of convoluted plot points Rainn and Peyton try to take down Tom Brady , stop the apocalypse, and find love along the way. So nothing like Bad Boys but alot like Bad boys II
Nate1492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Jack Nicholson learns English at a haunted hotel.
Dead Pooling: The story of a small Irish town in financial trouble that start pooling the life insurance of the deceased to save the town, but there's not enough dead people. A dark comedy in the vein of "waking ned devine" starring John Hurt, Ian McKellen, Dylan moran, Bill Bailey, Stephen Fry, and any/all of the Pythons that are willing to take part.
Schindler's Listing. Schindler, and aspiring actor, has to sell all his personal items on craigslist before the end of the month in order to make rent.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying - When elderly chess grandmaster (Matt Damon) finds himself in the Siberian outback, he and his companion (Julia Roberts) contemplates the tragedy of ageing alone, until they find true love in an unexpected place.
Star Warsing - Anakin declined to join the Jedi and instead changes his name and becomes tatooines number one metal sensation because, from his point of view, the Jedi are evil!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - One man's quest to add all of the industry professionals in his city to his LinkedIn profile.
MrEdj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening
-A horrible pointless movie about plants killing people through air or something that no one understands, filmed by a director who continues to disappoints us, wait.....
A crash test dummy aims to become the best in the biz.
k4lane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoneing (Stoning). The story of a Philosopher getting punished for his crimes
Gogollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - He's tried basketball, he's tried golf, but now Michael Jordan takes to the stars and DJ's the greatest disco the galaxy has ever seen.
Greasing - Danny Zuko and gang have had a whirlwind summer, but things take a dark turn when they have to raise money and decide to make it by greasing people up people on the beach... only to find that it's been taken over by a nudist retirement retreat.
A world wide gaming event where the best gamers in the world come to play the games they're best at, while not having eaten anything for the last 24 hours.
Jackie Browning - Pam Grier as an older sous chef who gets mixed up in some shady dealings when a mysterious package is left at her restaurant. Will it bring dire consequences...or love and even her own restaurant?
Reservoir Dogging - Mr Pink and Mr Brown go at it in a Sainsburys car park.
Loken89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming... Actually you could probably leave most of it the same, just a huge plot twist at the end. Or maybe he never becomes Ender the genocide.
Either way, horrible movie, they didn't do the books justice at all.
Game of Throning- Bunch of high ranked and rich royal people play monopoly, and those who win each time, rule the lands for the duration of the next game
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Doubling, something about meiosis I guess.
da_nee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming, a group of ill mannered teenagers go to the space club to get space lit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just briefly sorted by "best". All the people who sort by Best instead of New are really missing out on some good ones. There are a lot that people have said in the new section that are funnier than the 5k+ upvotes & triple gold ones under "best".
The Ringing - a handful of loosely affiliated senior citizens adjust the frequency on their hearing aids. In a shocking plot twist, one of them discovers, to her horror, that she hasn't been wearing hers for the entire movie.
The Godfathering - A young couple expecting their first child befriends an eccentric, hermit billionaire who learns about life and love when the couple name him their child's godfather. Hilarity ensues.
Jurassic Parking - A mysterious parking lot in a small town's strip mall dumps people in the Jurassic Era, starring Pauly Shore and Brendan Frasier. Possibly a sequal to Encino Man.
ousheman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming - Serbian man films family memories on an old vhs camcorder
X-Mening
Transformering
Titanicing
Zorroing
50 First Dating
21 Jumpstreeting
Friday the 13th -ing
They Call Me Brusing
First Striking
The Hobiting
The Coreing
The Avergersing
A Bridge to Faring
Babylon 5 ing
Farscaping
Serenitying
I Am Legending
The Evil Deading
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Landing Before Time; Still about Dinosaurs, but this time Giorgio Tsoukalos is back to remind you that if you didn't see it happen, it was probably aliens.
BASEketballing. It's...it's pretty much the same movie...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: A film about beetles that use steroids.
zappy487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Schooling - Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson enter the underground world of rap battles
CB98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight outta Comptoning - the story of a high school student who attempts to boost his popularity through rhymes and dreams of one day landing a record deal - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs
You are in the backseat of a cab listening to the driver talk about his country.
jwaldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning: A young wizard pays dearly for his family's crimes.
snarfdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect: an MLB pitcher has to retire early due to an injury, and the only way he can pay off his college debt is by attracting enough investors to support his a capella group's world tour.
K_cutt08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see this on upvoted.com with clever movie poster designs for all of the top commented movies. Just like the "Zoomie Boomies" image from that guy who asked what the guy who named the walkie talkie would name other things. Help us make it happen OP!
GizmoKSX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To try something else, removing "ing" makes Trainspotting into a boy-and-his-dog story.
sidogz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - it's pretty much the same but a porno.
Swordfishing - John Travolta, Halle Berry, and Hugh Jackman try their hand at deep sea fishing to catch an elusive Swordfish.
The Flashing - Crime Scene Investigator Barry Allen finds himself running from his former co-workers as it's discovered that he has been exposing himself across Central City.
cairdeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: a thanksgiving psychological drama about one man's dilemma over whether to eat more food even though he feels full already.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dark Knight Rising. It's a blaxploitation film about a brotha cleaning up the streets of Gotham....one woman at a time....
Willowing. In this groundbreaking infomercial Warwick Davis catalogs the many species of the Willow tree having tough, pliable twigs or branches used for wickerwork. Over the next hour and a half Davis highlights several items you can make by yourself at home including the floating bassinet.
vanox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pixel sing - One single pixel on your monitor continues to sing. It's your job to find it!!
Milking - A documentary about breastfeeding in the Castro
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: An undercover federal agent gets in close with a group of surfer bank robbers, but it gets complicated when he falls in love with the leader. They try docking and suffer from severe penis tip damage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Stephen King runs out of ideas and replaces the little kid with himself.
piedraa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A new trend along the lines of "Planking" sweeps the nation, salmonella outbreaks rise dramatically as everyone drinks raw eggs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing - Darth Vader continues to eliminate financial support for a new Galactic Senate, forcing Leia Organa and the Rebellion to enact a bolder strategy in fighting against the Galactic Empire.
Dr_Ben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming- some seriously food deprived gamers.
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Safe Housing - Two hours of Yale students not saying anything for fear of triggering each other after the faculty provides them with their demanded "safe space".
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Icing Age; A new documentary frowning upon the obesity epidemic in America.
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Directed by Michael Moore
kvs17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - Andy finds a stash of his moms sex toys.
A Beautiful Minding: A story of a man who simply cares about his business, and his business only.
ivel501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M-A-S-H-I-N-G
The story of a private working in the dining tent of an Army base during the Korean War. He spends his days peeling and mashing potatoes and looks forward to the meal times when the upbeat surgical teams come through during chow time since they cheer him up by crackin' wise and doing funny impersonations.
ivel501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Child's playing- Chucky isn't a killer but a man who believes he's a kid and accidentally kills kids when they don't want to play his games. Or just a 2 and a half hour long movie of kids playing
Kingpinning: Dark horse pro-wrestlers and former enemies Elizabeth I and Louis XIV make it to Heaven's Royal Rumble championship. Can they join forces and defeat the fearsome Hammurabi and Princess Diana?
Tagline: Long pin the king!
Narissis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: When Riley's beach trip is ruined by a freak rainstorm, she and her emotions take matters into their own hands to create a substitute vacation indoors.
al_v_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a schizophrenic with a love of heavy drops and all night dancing, bounces from venue to venue in one crazy night, leaving a wake of fisticuffs and tomfoolery
ivel501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering
A coming of age love story of a graffiti artist who makes it to 3rd base.
ljhasit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking- sick of the usual boring holidays, one family plans a different kind of getaway...
Rocking - An old, retired boxer sits in his favorite chair by the fair recounting his glory days.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging: A alcoholic and his family stay in a hotel. His son has le psychic abeeleetees and can see ayy lmaos and spookys and shit. However, snow occurs and since the snow cleaner dude got a toothache he decided he will clean it up tomorrow leaving the family stranded. Meanwhile a spooky infiltrates the fathers head and he needs to kill family. However, he looks wrong and goes blind as everything is too damn shiny
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Primering - A movie about a landlord repairing a rental unit, cut and shown in out-of-order sequence.
afowles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going. Just one stop-action spool of the guy jogging. Endlessly.
oliuki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salt Lake City Punking
A film once about a serious inner monologue is now a bunch of teenagers going around pranking the folks of Salt Lake City
Groundhogging Day: Due to a strange Holiday declared under President Trump, citizens must battle each other over areas of land that will only be under their official ownership for 24 hours.
Teething - A woman is getting her first set of vagina dentata and is dealing with the uncomfortable nature of growing up. Also she is constantly rubbing whiskey on herself.
Beerfesting- A documentary about a group of adult friends who, bored with their life, decide to visit every beer festival they can find in a year. Share their highs and lows and laugh, or cringe, at their mishaps and bad decisions.
SPOILER - they all are diagnosed with liver failure!
j3veny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Trainspottinging" - Renton, deeply immersed in the Edinburgh grammar scene, tries to clean up and get out, despite the allure of the vocabulary and influence of friends. This movie is about one mans epic withdrawl from Grammar Nazi Syndrome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wolverining, Wolverine is but through genetic experiments to become an actual wolverine
Megatron hassles the Autobots with an escalating series of pranks. The movie doesn't make much sense, and you can't really tell which robot's ass is on screen at any given time, but it somehow still makes a billion dollars.
Entering the Dragon - one man, one dragon, one quest....tapping that sweeeeet dragon ass.
Draxorz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Team America World Policing - Starring Jessie Jackson and Barack Obama. - The World is in a Terrible State... But, The American Government refuses to Stop it... But Insist on Policing its own People.
Hunger Gaming - A popular game series releases a new version and people play it so long they forget to eat.
richyhx1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking - A crazy old rich guy realises his dream of creating a themed car park. Some customers park. Some leave. One loses his ticket and has to pay the lost ticket charge. Enthralling
Takening - 200 years into the future, Bryan Mills is brought back to life to once again to save his great, great, great, great grand daughter from a ghetto ass alien race that makes their space dollas by pimpin out earth women. Co-starring: Laim Neeson, Maggie Grace, and Samuel Jackson as "Dolla-Dolla Bill". ~The 9th Film by Quentin Tarantino~
Fifty Shades of Greying: A steamy infomercial about hair dye for men.
Buttering: Olivia Wilde and Ashley Greene star in a cooking program produced by Paula Deen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Tension at a nude couples beach reaches an all time high as female numbers mysteriously dwindle to almost nothing while male attendance skyrockets.
F1 champions Niki Lauda and James Hunt have to work together to get accepted into the most exclusive fraternity on campus.
Ron Howard directs "Rushing," 2013
Neapola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M * A * S * H * I * N * G
They're at war against our taste buds (and our livers) because it's a movie about about making wine! And they're living in tents to be closer to the grapes.
Nygjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heating- Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy find themselves trapped inside a room together on a hot day, but the heater won't turn off. Will they find away to turn off the heating? (Melissa McCarthy vent crawling hilarity will ensue)
Con Airing: Nicolas Cage, wrongfully imprisoned for a self-defense death, is incarcerated in a federal penitentiary. As the years go by his prospects look bleaker and bleaker until he gets the idea to do something about it. So he gets funding and approval and starts his own variety show on public access that gains a following. As the show becomes more popular, he starts getting pressured by the administration to invite guest stars on the show. When he gets paroled and decides to do his final show live his guest stars start a riot and take control of the prison. Now, in order to save the hostages and keep the prison population out of the streets, Cameron Poe must use all of his Army Ranger training and natural acting ability to seize the day and kick some ass.
M. Night travels to colleges around the world to talk about the film making experience, infecting the next generation of film makers with terrible twist endings. Spoiler: The twist is that he shits on future audiences.
Rocky Balboaing - With the release of the latest movie, Rocky Babloa 2, a sudden craze has swept the nation, the newest thing since Planking - Rocky Balboaing.
Soon the lemming like following starts to grow, "Yo Adrienne" being yelled at live news broadcasts across the nation. Youngsters breaking in to meat lockers to punch the bovine cadavers.
Droves of fans arrive at the Philadelphia Museum of Art to reinact the training scene from the Rocky movies. The chaos causes Philadelphia to shut its doors, becoming a police state. None may enter, none may leave.
As chaos spreads it's believed this is the public's way of fighting back against government censorship and tyranny, among all the anarchy, the nation wonders. Where is Sylvester Stallone in all this?
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
A jackass like movie with guys going around and mooning everyone
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ping (or Piing)
A brilliant mathematician's internet signal keeps dropping, so he spends an hour and a half on the phone being transferred between various Comcast customer service reps.
jmg089 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing. A documentary about the beatle beverage industry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bond has an acorn fall and hit his head. He proceeds to unravel a vast global network of trees conspiring to doom humanity to a slow, brutal death by falling acorns.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
ztrlz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A planned school outing to the nature reserve is cancelled due to a huge storm, and the teachers move the planned activities indoors in the school turned disaster shelter - the moving story of a carefree camping trip that instead became a deep story of psychological self-reflection.
Ant Maning - After he's accidentally shrunk in a freak accident, Peyton Manning, a now tiny quarterback in a now massive world, must navigate the dangers of nature and the waters of friendship with his ant buddy Tony, to make it to the AFC Championship game in time to whip Tom Brady. There's comedy, there's tragedy. It's a family picture.
pobel87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - Fed up with the bullshit of one too many corporate networking events, a Silicon Valley entrepreneur is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.
The man with the iron fisting: one man's journey through the darkest corners of the porn industry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talladega Nighsing: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Will Ferrell sings Ricky Bobby's greatest hits.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Metropolising - A deviant sexual fetish flick way ahead of it's time featuring acts so obscene my iphone locks itself and dials 999 every time I try to type a description.
Lord Of The Ringing-Elijah Woods plays a short man who phone stalks Liv Tyler. She is even more annoyed by him because she communicates almost exclusively by text.
exoxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winding - the story no longer about sailing, but about a boy in a kart who raced his way down a winding road with his goal to reach the finish line first
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing
machei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. I couldn't describe this if I wanted to.
syabah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding: A touching story of a boy who finds new friends
Citizen Kaning- Spinoff from the Cocoon movies. These grandpa's in the nursing home know how to party and anyone who gets in their way gets a Kane to the face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking - just a guy who talks to a bunch of other people and gives them his business card.
bigd0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging -- Now, the protagonist just has a fucked up last name.
DanNg521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frozening - Elsa grows a Julius Ervin afro and looks to improve her feng shui.
Sabres16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeighborSing - Zac Efron and the cast of High School Musical reunite next door to Rose Byrne and Seth Rogen who must put an end to their never-ending singalongs.
The Stinging: Honeybee population goes postal on mankind for almost wiping out their species- Directed by M. Night Shamalayn and produced by Alfred Hitchocks ghost.
About the evolution of Brooklyn from a wonderful borough of immigrants seeking the American dream, to a bunch of pansy hipsters systematically destroying the American dream
Inside Outing- Documentary on Passive Aggressive Gay's outing each other just to be a dick.
JFrantz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Rings: fellowship of the ringing. a band of misfit creatures of various races wander across the countryside ringing bells as loudly as possible everywhere they go.
Robert DeNiro and Robin Williams star in this emotional story of non-communicative patients emerging from their catatonic states to fight their fathers.
The story about an eclectic college professor who doesn't follow the rules until he meets the love of his life, has children, and through learning how to discipline his kids, develops a deep appreciation for boundaries and expectations.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. It's about an OCD janitor that tries to polish everything in a hotel while it is closed for winter.
Independence Daying - A movie about kids leaving their parents house and living on their own and the shenanigans they encounter. So for most of you, life at the age of 30. I kid, I kid.
Leozilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superman IV: the quest for Peacing. It's pretty much the same movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning
A documentary covering the cult-like phenomena of impersonating the character Benjamin Button.
Forrest Gumping
A documentary covering the cult-like phenomena of impersonating the character Forrest Gump
Being John Malcoviching
A documentary covering the cult-like phenomena of actually pretending you are John Malcovich and expecting people to understand the reference and find you endearing.
Nilliak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. The heroes find out that if you don't answer your phone for the "seven days" call the ghost can't hurt you. Of course, this results in the phones being left to ring off the hook as the ghost keeps trying, which is annoying. Eventually it gets tired of calling people and goes back down the well and plays video games.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
die Harding - a presidential assassin tries desperately to kill the president.
Arilith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predatoring- He's climbing in your windows snatching your people up. Better hide your wife and hide your kids.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling: A group of turtles that have been mutated and engineered to fight crime by their Master Splinter, but they can never muster up the will to fight and, instead, cower and turtle.
The Lord of the Ringings: A nuanced character piece about a twelfth-century baron's passive-aggressive conflict with a local bishop for control of a mystical cathedral bell
Lord of the Ringsing: the heartwarming story of a professional wrestler who dreams of becoming a torch singer, and eventually combines the two into one show-stopping performance at the end.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning:
Harry is introduced into the world of Hogwarts and is thrust headfirst into questionable religious practices...
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing:
Harry enters his fourth year at Hogwarts, with news that a revolutionary new method of getting rid of teachers is to be introduced.
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stoning. It's about a guy named Harry Potter who stones sorcerers. That is untill he meets The Sorcerer who changes everything.
venturoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing. All about crumping and dance battles.
popillil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my boy-ing (boing)
Adam Sandler loves to show his erection to his son.
"E. Teeing". Golfing under the influence of ecstasy. Caddyshack meets Risky Business. Country club by day, illegal rave club by night run by the caddies and the teen children of the owners while all the parents are out of town. Given responsibility for the first time, hijinx ensue. The rich kids and the poorer caddies work together at first but start to have a rift when running two businesses 24 hours a day turns out to be more challenging than they thought. The head caddy and the lead teen have differences but must set them aside in order to win the local golf tournament with the chief of police to save the country club and not get arrested. In the end they learn that money isn't everything and class structures can be transcended. The parents return none the wiser of their children's exploits and it ends well.
The Godfathering. A really boring movie about a guy being asked to Godfather his friend's child, getting the priest to agree to it, and then having it done. The worst part is, it takes 3 whole movies to cover this story.
dtyler86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A tale of archaic parking lots that wouldn't be filled for 65 million years.
nivenfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Requiem for a Dreaming - Documentary about the Freud's views on dream and unconsciousness.
spaham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Killer Mooning, and you thought those bums were innocent ?
dtyler86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
A movie about dudes on the town that just go from club to club starting fights. Featuring the cast of the Jersey Shore.
harakat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing - a video tape that kills you in 7 days after watching it but no one really dies because the phone keeps ringing and the message goes straight to voice mail.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: insert premise about a comedic film revolving around food or for a touching story in a soup kitchen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a group of gay men team up to get Reilly, a shyly effeminate actor, to admit he is gay. Along the way, we dig deeper into Reilly's memories and find he is quite the opposite. Sexual experimentation ensues, and along the way, Reilly finds the love of his life, a woman.
No longer the violent story of an emotionally isolated loner who fixates on a criminal's widow and her son, we're instead passengers in Ryan Gossling's car as he commutes to work.
Jurassic Parking - Set in an alternate timeline where dinosaurs can drive, this independent film follows the struggle of a neighborhood opposing the construction of a multi-level car park.
Or just a film about dinosaurs who go "parking"
3choplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminatoring. An Asylum production about a rogue car assembly robot who, due to a tragic error is his code, quits his job to become an exterminator. He later gets his own reality TV show.
Jurassic Parking, it's the Flintstones in reverse, where dinosaurs drive and live in civilized houses.... Damn it, that's the plot of the TV show the Dinosaurs isn't it?
Fight Clubbing - Two buddies hit all the hottest dance clubs, but when the don't agree on where to go next, mayhem ensues.
zdesert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding..... about the attempted assassination of Warren G harding, the american president. it is pretty good but i liked Live Free Or Die Harding the best... and we all know Die Harding with a Vengeanceing is just a terrible movie
synkrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lawnmower manning - three hours focusing on man moving cable to prevent person mowing over cable
kasahito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking - a dirty uncle goes to a restaurant with a little boy finds a shady supply closet, bats his shit around a little bit and gets away with it
Zombielanding -- A new movie about an undead crew of astronauts (Tallahassee, Columbia, Wichita, and Little Rock) who are trying to find their way back home.
About a basement-dwelling 20 year old boy that is 17 hours into his world of warcraft game session and realizes he is starving but must finish this raid boss first. Starring me.
Bulby37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - A simple man who copulates with goats after his whore girlfriend dies.
A 1920's government-funded PSA movie about the dangers of allowing negroes to congregate.
Kabluwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A dinosaur theme park has just opened and nobody can get in, why? Because there's not enough spaces left!
saanis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - some dork's idea for Internet fame is to come up with a stupid trend that involves taking pics of yourself sitting on benches with boxes of chocolate. He learns a lot about himself in the process and bangs the hot girl at the end.
dexikiix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching. It's the... same movie. I'm not good at this.
pv46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying - Liam Neeson contemplates aging and mortality, while fighting wolves. So not really all that different.
The Shininging; A kid with a severe stutter tries to make a lightbulb work.
mib5799 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
No difference, honestly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - its now a Christmas story
bossk123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looked through my Netflix queue. All I could find were movies that adding ing to didn't change what the movie was about......Wing commandering, big daddying, the terminatoring, national treasuring, black hawk downing, Amadeusing, top gunning, black sheeping. The list goes on.
Timwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Running: The movie that, once and for all, answers the question: why did the chicken cross the road?
Dennis the Menacing: A grown-up Dennis goes from terrorizing Mr. Wilson to something much more sinister...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iting, man dresses up as a clown spends many years down in a sewer attempting to trap boys, attempts to climb through shower drain gets stuck and the next hour and a half is the fire department getting this deranged man unstuck from the pipes.
The Breakfast Clubing: Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in the detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought while beating the principal senseless.
Fast Fiving. An ethnically diverse group of urban street racers pull off an epic series of quick high fives, all during an illegal bank heist in Morocco or some shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. It's just a movie of a 2 hour staring contest.
Harry Pottering: a story about a young boy with an attention disorder sent to a school for day dreamers and procrastinators. He meets two others like him and they make up stories in class about how they'd defeat a man without a nose.
Citizen Kaning: Cory Feldman stars as Senator John McCain, the war hero who endures years of bitter caning sessions in the bowels of the Vietnamese heartland.
molkirch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming. The incomprehensible, sometimes hilarious adventures of Tommy Wisseau looking for a new roommate after Lisa left him, in CGI day San Francisco. Oh Hai Mark.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - A movie about a man who owns a dry cleaning business.
Silence of the Lambsing - Mary's soft fleeced pet won't stop warbling old show tunes. The resultant dinner of rosemary seasoned chops in a mint sauce brings calm to the house.
d3jake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: The story of dinosaurs trying to make it has Valet workers.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angel Hearting
A tween named Angel likes a lot of stuff on Twitter
persoyal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Ageing - Charting the struggle of today's elderly population in finding adequate sources of heating.
Sequels:
Ice Ageing: The Meltdown - When elderly relationships go sour in the winter, a care home and some social workers must cope with the wrath of prunes and binge-watching of Coronation Street.
Ice Ageing: Dawn of the Dinosaurs: Charts how each of your favourite pensioners lived before they came to the care home or their own home.
Star Trekking - Across the universe,
On the star ship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
lamehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nickooj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates Offing the Caribbean. Group of pirates had enough with the paradise islands that used to be their homes but are now tourist havens. They purchase firearms and go postal on everyone.
Oliver Twisting - a young baby left on the steps of an small church in Philadelphia is adopted by the Evans family and is raised with big brother Ernest and eventually both hit stardom on the Dick Clark show with Ernest jamming away some catchy pop tunes as his brother Oliver gets the audience moving with his soulful dance moves.
kevinnye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing - R. Lee Ermey berates you for 110 minutes about how bullets are made.
Mementoing -- An elderly woman with dementia scrapbooking with pictures of strangers
Ytilanif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Legend of Drunken Mastering
A new superhero emerges, one who can master any skill or ability instantly ... but only if he's wasted.
Brewe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering.
A thought proviking and humoristic story about a virgin dude named Marion, who inexplicably becomes the father of an omniscient, omnipotent, and (as all babies are) omnipresent, but definitely not omnibenevolent baby/toddler.
The father is played by Steve Carell (think 40 year old virgin) and the baby's thought are narrated by Morgan Freeman (obviously). There's also a cat, whom's thought's can be read by baby-god, he's narrated by either Benedict Cumberbatch or Aubrey Plaza.
Beauty and the beasting - An incredibly attractive woman grows up to sexually molest Large forest animals whom she keeps locked up in her castle - spoiler Stockholm syndrome
A teenager becomes a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his fath.....
Actually, this one doesn't seem to change much at all..
Kesht-v2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chariots of Firing."
Harold Abrams, CEO of Running Business, LLC, has always run a profitable company as hard as he could. Now, despite getting help from former rival and new senior VP Eric Liddell, times call for leaner operations. Harold calls in consultant Sam Mussabini to help trim the fat.
Peter Paning- A young man named Peter spends his time in search of gold to help buy back his family's farm from the sinister Buck McCarthy in 1852 California.
The Jungle Booking- A massive tsunami hits the eastern coast of South America and devastates most of the coastal cities. Mo, an Argentinian coral diver, organizes a gigantic AID effort in South America by putting on the biggest benefit concert the continent has ever seen... in the middle of the Amazon rain forest.
A Kid in King Arthur's Courting- Something's up in Camelot, and it's very inappropriate! Arthur falls in love with his chamber boy, but how long can he keep the secret from Guinevere and his round table?
Beauty and the Beasting- A tireless muscle builder pumps iron everyday at his gym in South Philadelphia. The heir of an enormous fortune, free time and money are things he's known his whole life, but he'd give it all up if he could just get the courage to talk to the beautiful daughter of the gym owner.
Mr. & Mrs. Smithing- A tale of a husband and wife who decide to get into the blacksmithing trade. Can they beat the rolled steel and become the hottest blacksmiths in all of England? Or will their kids become orphans and starve...
PC509 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck it Ralphing. Guy fucks shit up by barfing all over everything (ralphing). He just wants to be accepted for his drunken stupor and over drinking. It's a disease.
Minority Reporting. A group of police officers make a suspicious amount of arrests
StarBirb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - tried as a witch in Salem, young Godric Gryffindor was found guilty and stoned to death.
Alternatively.."Oi, Ron, pass me the bong, mate."
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing:
Dumbledore: And Sybil, you don't do shit, so you're fired. Snape, you're abusive, you're fired. Binns, you're dead, you're fired...
All of Hogwarts: finally.
Hot Fuzzing - Two software testers, 1 a straight laced by the book kind of guy, and the other a slob have wacky adventures while they test program code.
Jsiegel3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing.
A group of fraternity gentleman turn their frat house into a local animal shelter after a freak tornado blows through their college town.
Thunderballing: Good old James is tasked with infiltrating the NBA, which turns out to be an international crime ring. He must become an expert at the game in order to assume his disguise as Kobe Bryant.
A gripping romance of a two gay ISIS members desperately in love who must keep their relationship a secret, and thus can only spend time together when they are launching heat-seeking missiles at the infidels.
James Bonding, it's about homosexual butlers living out their secret love life in big mansions. the best movie from this series is probably goldfingering, it's really intense
edit: one ctrl+f later I see that I'm not a unique little skull :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on firing. A crazed boss cleaning house.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldeneyeing. A fetish porn. You know what happens in this...
The Martianing: Some guy makes it his mission to turn everyone into a Martian.
Keonity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing: A tragic love story between Mack and Jose on a ship very much like the Titanic which is titanicing(steadily approaching an ice field in which it will strike an iceberg).
Mullenuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Naked Gunning ... pretty much self-explanatory?
Avataring - inside documentary on what it's like to be a video game avatar. Including killing a race of green skins from another world. Oh and a side plot of your dumb guild master who won't give you that shiny sword you fairly stole from the brown skin you killed. Never mind you killed like 40 of them and apparently only this one had a sword.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching: much the same
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing. A guy running around slicing people just for the sport of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - was originally going to be a Deep Purple vanity project until the band pulled out, so all the music was changed to sound-alikes.
Silencing of the Lambs. Two hours of Hannibal Lecter trying to keep lambs quiet. That, or kill them. Works either way.
Equestria Girls: Friendship Gaming. Two hours of seven teenage girls playing in a video game tournament against a nerd.
Deep Impacting. Probably a porno.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon Balling: A taxidermist searches the globe for mythical animal parts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jungle Booking. A documentary about a spider monkey who is arrested for carrying out a Ponzi scheme that ruins the economic-banana lives of other spider monkeys.
The Blair Witch Projecting: In which a witch comes to terms with her personality flaws.
Steve Martin's The Jerking: In which a dim but lovable inventor creates a masturbation machine which makes him a millionaire. He ultimately comes to the realization that love is more important than self gratification.
obhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding - a young man being trained as a ninja in feudal Japan dreams of leaving it all behind to pursue his love of stand up comedy.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding
A pro athlete misses his chance when he loses his breath
amolad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creeding โ In post-2016 apocalyptic America, President Trump's "sort 'em by religion at the border" mandate creates a race of zombie rastafarian zealots whose goal is to make potheads out of every man, woman, and child in America.
Th Da Vinci Coding: A professional programmer discovers a hidden series of program codes left behind by (wait for it...) Leonardo Da Vinci, claiming a huge conspiracy regarding Rome, the Illuminati, and Steve Jobs (for some reason). Turns out the password for the encrypted file containing the final secret is APPLE.
Fight Clubbing - Brad Pitt and Edward Norton wage war on the people who go "clubbing" and travel from one club to another to fight all of those idiots.
The life of ping - movie adaptation of the diary of an unknown student, spending his life fruitlessly pinging random servers while waiting for the Comcast engineers to get their act together and fix his connection issue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the shinninging - A movie about Stephen King's editor constantly fixing typos
Woody Harrelson talking about the new movie he made and nothing else for two and a half hours.
garshol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minionsing
The longest concert no one understands.
camiraye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - One broken man's journey in converting his agnostic brother before the birth of his first son, at the behest of his overzealous wife.
The Godfathering. It's about God's dad, Jesus's grandfather, raising God from the time he was a baby. Very informative biopic. No one ever knew very much about God's dad until now.
swellguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The chaotic prehistoric antics of a dinosaur owned valet service who spare no expense.
The Hunger Gaming.
A bunch of young boys stuck in a basement forced to play World of Warcraft against all odds. Their mother dies of aids. How will they survive? Starring Eric Cartman.
Trainwrecking a smash em' up adventure on the railway
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - The lights go out in Buckingham Palace but the Queen still knights Bruce Wayne in the dark because she's the Queen. She does whatever the hell she wants.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning (2009). Two clones of Sam Rockwell get their asses out and show them to the camera for 1 and a half hours.
Hitching- a 3 hour Passion of the Christ-esque film. Set in the Civil War era in the Southern US. Will Smith, tied to a hitching post, is tortured by his merciless owner Kevin James.
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning - About a philosopher who has radical ideas and theories and at the end Harry has to participate in stoning him to death.
Gone with the Winding: the story of the biggest fish ever caught in the American South, and how the fisherman's Yankee cousin secretly replaced his fishing line with thread from his living room curtains.
The Shininging - A stuttering father goes crazy and attempts to murder his family at an abandoned hotel after he is forced to shine shoes during a snowstorm.
suvidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mosquito Coasting - the story of a tired mosquito riding thermals to get back home.
Man on the Mooning. Jim Carrey is Andy Kaufman is Tony Clifton is mooning in Las Vegas.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Obi-Wan and Darth Vader stare at each other for 3 hours.
soljakid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American pieing.
A ground breaking or should that be crust breaking look at the growing popularity of pie fighting in rural America with 'Professional piers' earning up to $50,000 per contest.
Spawning. One trout's epic journey upstream to lay her eggs in the land of her ancestors.
GeeEhm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mulholland Driving
The story of William Mulholland, who invented the "drive-by inspection", which led to one of the worst civil engineering disasters in the U.S. when the St. Francis Dam collapsed just 12 hours after inspection, flooding towns and killing scores of workmen and their families. Debris and human remains were washed out to the Pacific Ocean and found as far south as the Mexican border. Despite taking full responsibility for the poor inspection, Mulholland was never charged with a crime.
IpTheMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning. The story of a brutal regime that puts down dissent.
Fight Clubbing - vicious gangs of the citizens of rave and the members of the house mafia collide in the action packed dance battle drama of the century.
Inside Outing. An adventurous young introvert explores the attic of his childhood house. Nominated for "Best Film with only Narration" at the Golden Globes.
The Thin Red Lining - turns a war film into an episode of Doctor Who where the one with the angry eyebrows is disappointed with his time travelling spaceship's ability to produce his new jacket.
Beverley Hills Coping. It's about rich people who have to cope with life in Beverley Hills.
Rylick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding - A British guy is being treated unkindly but remains a gentleman and says nothing.
milano8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hauntinging - The study of studying fear of an eternal extended family
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dreading
An indecisive judge is not looking forward to going to work every morning in fears of sending the wrong man to prison for 18 years on a rape charge. Stay tuned for the sequel..
Urbanejo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice ageing.
Perfect for when you've got a screen that for some reason needs to show something for a very long time.
allalu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dictatoring - A documentary on Aladeen's actions.
Taylor Durden finds meaning in life by frequenting night clubs, dancing, socializing, and then beating the shit out of women she befriends.
Bitch, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest women who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation stripping, waiting tables; slaves with low cut shirts. Advertising has us chasing men's approval and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and princesses. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Jurassic Parking: the documentary of how humans fighting for parking spots is not so different from the territory-marking of our prehistoric ancestors...exclusive to the history channel.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking................... dinosaurs parking cars in crowded parking lots. It's more entertaining than you'd think....
cHaOsReX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mad Maxing" - About couponers going crazy at Food Max.
Sevaloc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brothers Blooming. The coming-of-age-story of two brothers getting real buff.
Maderman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling. Resource management in a zombie apocalypse.
Heating. De Niro and Pacino struggle to lead the central heating market in Great Britain.
The Networking. A bone-chilling thriller set in a Los Angeles coaching convention.
Mad Max: Fury Roadying. The band always saw him as a chump... until now.
Hard Balling. A dark descent into genital torture.
The D Training. She found a world of unknown pleasures.
Primering - a documentary about the history of primer and it's use on walls prior to painting. In association with Home Depot and BEHR paint.
jimusah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging - A 10,000 year long movie documenting the lifespan of a humongous iceberg.
beeman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning - Tom Cruise (Maverick), the black sheep of his redneck family, gets sent to a premier shooting school in the south along with his brother/cousin, Goose, after the favorite brother, Cougar, breaks down from PTSD. Maverick is haunted by rumors that his great granddaddy fought for the North in the Civil War. As a result, he often performs ridiculous stunts like firing a weapon at a rare Carolina Panther while inverted.
At a nearby bar, Maverick bets Goose he can dance with a lady hanging out with an older gentleman and succeeds. Back at school, the lady he danced with turns out to be a Yankee weapons instructor from DC and falls in love with her. The relationship is consummated after Maverick plays a shirtless game of football with friends and goes to his crush's house to shower. She usually doesn't date students and tries to cover up the relationship by criticizing Maverick's firing stance.
Goose dies in a shooting accident. Maverick meets with the school's owner and chief instructor who says his family knew Maverick's great grandpa and fought with him for the South.
As the students are about to graduate, the State Guard (of which many students are part of) is called up to fight a cartel on the Mexican border. Maverick hesitates to fire his weapon at first, but eventually saves his comrades from certain destruction, forcing the rest of the cartel members to leave. Maverick becomes an instructor at the school and his love interest finds him in a bar and plays the song they first danced to on the jukebox.
Insomnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing. The story about how Oskar Schindler placed want ads on Craig's List to find roommates for the people he saved.
PatrThom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Downing - Michael Douglas gets cross with Britain's system of government.
Kung Fu Hustling - Steven Chow tries to collect actors to make a comedy movie that will sell a lot of tickets...a sort of mashup of The Producers and The Magnificent Seven but with martial arts and an orphanage instead of Nazis and a dusty Mexican village.
Star Trekking - Across the Universe on the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beauty and the beasting - bell is a gangster rapper?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. A Florida man endures cliches and poor writing in an attempt to hide unending pity for the producers of America's worst movie ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: the story of how one Tyrannosaurus Rex overcomes his infamously limited range of motion to become one of the best parallel parkers in his or any other era.
Cadamar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - Anna Kendrick stars in this delightful comedy about a pitcher who goes insane trying to pitch a perfect game.
makazaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Flintstones universe spinoff about the Bedrock footmobile parking inspector.
Jurassic parking : chuck norris teaches a T-rex all things about parking
KazPart2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
God is at the end of his rope with his rebellious son, Jesus. He's tried all the conventional parenting techniques, but to no avail. Jesus is driving him up the wall!
In order to keep is son from getting in trouble, God must devise an innovative, yet easy-to-understand form of parenting. Not only does Jesus learn to behave, but God finally becomes the father he's always wanted to be.
Titanicing - Making cup cakes with a debt ridden gang of Europeans.
OGterp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source Codeing- Jake Gyllenhaal has a deadline of a week to create the worlds next app for a security firm or else a bomber will blow up a train and they will have to send some poor soul into an unnecessarily confusing machine that will let him die over and over again to eliminate a threat without giving him any answers.
Mccalltx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo Coping, one man's struggle with the uncanny valley.
The happeninging; a sequel to the happening, where the entire world is struck with a second Global Warming initiated plague, except this time...the plants are attacking...our language...the world is no longer able to differentiate adverbs well, and every word must end in -ing...corporations fall, nations tremble, and world leaders are clueless.
As to the trademark "M. night twist": there is no twist. It's just a regular god damn movie. That's the twist, goddamnit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIGHT CLUBBING. Disillusioned urban young men meet in darkened basements and warehouses to battle each other and their own demons... on the dance floor.
Idris Elba stars as groundbreaking conservative British Prime Minister pushing for controversial UK engagement in an East African conflict
majicebe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Beautying: A man's mid-life crisis and his decision to go to beauty school. His family all secretly loathe him, and he's eventually shot in the head by the gay neighbor who he gave a bad haircut to.
Robert Deniro is the rogue providing free heat to the poor and destitute while Al Pacino is the cop assigned to shut him down. Right and wrong aren't so black and white once these combatants start to respect one another.
The Social Networking-An awkward dude from Harvard learns how to interact with people like pro and makes friends who are in top.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDing.
Old analphabets finally learn reading and writing. Featuring that guy with hair loss
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling - a story of a kleptomaniac who is about the make the biggest heist yet, an under-construction space ship. All the while hiding his thefts from his co-workers and struggling against Security guard Officer Zod.
I'm going to cheat: Cooling Runnings. It's Speed with an HVAC team.
Dennis7d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pixeling: Adam Sanders plays an antisocial gamer. One day he discovers a bug in a beta version of a game that crashes his computer and gives him an electrical shock. Over the next few days he starts turning into 8-bit version of himself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neighborsing -> Neighbor, Sing! A touching movie about a prodigious singing fraternity bro gaining the courage to pursue a singing career with the help of his neighbor Seth Rogan.
The Dark Knighting: a black guy runs around with a sword, and when people kneel in fear he just taps them on the shoulder with it and runs away. This is the entire movie.
Pineapple Expressing - The tale of the rise of juicing.
Meatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing, a college math course documentary.
redggit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kissing Kissing Banging Banging
Guy falls for girl. Girl falls for guy's best friend. Best friend of guy falls for best friend of girl. Girl goes for guy to get closer to best friend of guy. Best friend of girl gets closer to best friend of guy to get closer to guy.
Attack the Blocking, urban youth decide to rise up and fight against the treacherous blocks of stone that have plagued the cities buildings..
81andUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing. A car driving in the night, and if you see the lights flash, you better flash back. Or a car and three girls in the backseat and two up front having fun on their 20th birthday.
Area29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: an epic stare down between Harrison Ford and Darth Vader, until both their heads explode.
Creeding - Tired of being Rick Rolled by trolls on the internet, billionaire playboy highers Anonymous to hack the trolls' addresses and then sends the band Creed to play on their front lawns.
Pineapple Expressing. The story of a man who started with nothing, until later he acquires a taste for pineapples and decides to share its nutrition facts and health benefits with the rest of the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Panning, The tale of a young boy addicted to gold dust mining
zagzigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good one, made me laugh and nearly spill out my kombucha.
Insomnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Manning - AKA Honey I Shrunk the Broncos.
zagzigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The scoring - computer geek can't get into baseball team, so he keeps score instead.
fuckford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. People beating the shit out of each other to edm.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting - Samuel L Jackson is on the street, and he's looking to bone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing.
A movie showcasing the 2h long conversation that guests have with the hosts in the doorway after already having put on their coats and said their goodbyes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I spent about thirty minutes last night laughing to tears at the idea of "Jesus Christ; Super Stare" with my wife. I imagined it starting out with the thirteen of them around a campfire, and Doubting Thomas asks "Jesus, tell us about the staring contest again," and Jesus starts telling the story of how he saved his father-in-laws farm by entering in the Galilee Invitational Starting Contest. "Well, Thomas, year must have been about fifteen, B-Me-E..."
Noddi28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seventh Sealing. The last envelope of the week is glued.
Two friends go on a worldwide adventure to work for one day at every single whataburger location. Rumor has it that anyone who completes the quest will be promoted to manager and get an amazing 10c raise!
zagzigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jackie Browning - Jackie makes brownies for everyone on her street. Thugs from another street steal them and she hunts them down till the corners of the earth.
On the Waterfronting - After purchasing a fake title belt on ebay, washed-up prize fighter rides around on his friend's jetski while wearing it.
ender89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frozening" is still "frozen", its just the middle eastern pirated cam version of the movie, sold in a market near some military base for $5. It also has subs in Thai for some reason.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding. A movie about releasing a fart.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning: the story of a young man's love for gum, and traveling in Singapore. Based on a true story
Without A Paddling - the uneventful Simpsons sequel where no-one pisses Jasper off enough to warrant a paddling, and the Stonecutters drop one of the ceremonies required to enter their secret society..
A Troll in Central Parking: A good natured, yet recently homeless man (Dom DeLuise) tries to make the best of his new surroundings in a Manhattan parking garage. With the help of some children he finds a new lease on life by creating minor annoyances for the people trying to park there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling: the adventures of Caitlyn Jenner
Dakis1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The story of a dinosaur trying to get his drivers license but struggles with his phobia of parking.
Mean Machining. A group of production workers in the heart of Sheffield start a fight club, but things go south at the accidental death of Little Pete and the ensuing investigation puts their very freedoms at risk.
Jurassic Parking - a film about a defence contractor having a day off and trying to see the dinosaur exhibit. He can't find a parking spot and gets really stressed out. Eventually he snaps and starts smashing shit with a baseball bat. The police notice this crazy fella and put a bunch of bullets into him. The end.
Kids are dying in a series of gruesome shark attacks, as a result of a new fad in which they search for sharks and take selfies with them in their natural habitat.
The Planking- one man's journey to create the greatest planking photo of all time.
pruzzles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - a collage of cell phone footage showcasing police brutality narrated by Orson Welles's grandson
br-bill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Stagecoaching - After the high school drama teacher is injured by an errant punt, the football coach is forced to direct the school's upcoming production of Our Town.
Clockstoppersings. Unable to properly enunciate his words, Zak Gibbs- the titular main character-, tries to figure out his new time stopping watch, only to find out it enhances his singing ability... in hyperspeed.
The Beaching -
A documentary which follows the aftermath of Leonardo Dicaprio's shocking Oscar loss to Matt Damon. In 'The Beaching', we are brought directly to the threshold of Leo's anguish and hopeless dissociation, as he retreats to his private island filled with supermodels. Directed by Werner Herzog.
Chris Hansen confronts would be child molesters in the central american jungle.
tomsom87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - Oscar Schindler shows members of the Jewish community how to save money selling stuff on eBay.
verynate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor to Bangkoking.
EW calls it, "The Big Chill for a new generation."
A return to form for Chevy Chase and a spectacular supporting cast that is sure to please - Rotten Tomatoes
Spoilers Is there anything Meryl Streep can't do? Something magical happens when she shares the screen with Sean Penn. - Variety
For those of you expecting Wagon Train in space, forget about what you think you know. I haven't seen innovation like this since the Matrix. - Rolling Stone
2 young american film students find themselves trapped in a world where the only film they are allowed to watch is a 1980 British-American psychological horror film produced and directed by Stanley Kubrick, co-written with novelist Diane Johnson, and starring Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, and Scatman Crothers. The film is based on Stephen King's 1977 novel The Shining, although the film and novel differ in significant ways.[5]
He just made the biggest score of his life but the cops are right on his tail. Will he manage to stay one step ahead of the law or has the world's greatest jewel thief finally run out of luck?
br-bill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking - painter Jim Carrey tapes off the windows for a giant cathedral prior to applying a new coat of Glidden.
Sorry, Wrong Numbering - pizza delivery boy Burt Lancaster brings food to the incorrect door after Barbara Stanwyck's 6 flips to a 9 after an earthquake. Love and rockets.
The Jerking - Steve Martin struggles with St Vitus Dance.
Radio Flyering - two kids learn to use their abusive dad's shortwave transmitter to advertise their fledgling windshield crack repair business.
The Red Ballooning - communism swells and completely overtakes all of Europe and Asia and can only be stopped by the marriage of Ayn Rand to Joseph Stalin.
Jailhouse Rocking - Elvis helps his fellow inmates escape in the aftermath of a massive earthquake.
The Flying - Superman (Jeff Goldblum) gets so caught up in the joy of soaring that he forgets to take care of the earth. With Geena Davis as Lois Lane.
Friday after nexting. A romcom about a guy who accidentally nexts his dream girl on tinder and spends his entire Friday trying to find her. (starring Paul Rudd)
South Parking - A gang of foul-mouthed pre-pubescent children steal a car and find out that driving isn't all it's cracked up to be when they try to find a parking spot at the biggest mall in Los Angeles on a Saturday night.
B00YAY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Devito and Arnie co-narrate the history of the famous British Tea Company
Proxish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - A fierce intergalactic trade competition starts, when the Monstars open up a trade stall selling jams, opposite the Loony Toons. Only Jamie Oliver can save them from a complete marketplace collapse.
The Ringing. It's about Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door on Sunday morning.
Zip668 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. The story of a figure skater stuck in a building taken by terrorists. Her ex husband finds out, bursts in, and cracks everyone in the legs.
The Blair Witch Projecting: two hours of a new age star child failing to work through her personal issues.
js7289 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping. An old man and a boy scout do a bunch of cocaine.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a man made grotto, long forgotten by time. Every seven years they gather. Travelling alone or in packs, from far and wide. For the competition that will define their lives. Bailey was only 14 when he last attended. That was when he first met Samantha. He remembers very little other then her golden wild eyes and her fiery red mane. This year, he has come, to take the challenge. To prove to everyone else, that he can do it. That he can be a leader of the pack. To win, and win the heart of the only one he has every loved.
This summer in theaters everywhere.
Come, sit, stay, and enjoy this exciting musical tale.
This summer... -Reservoir Dogsing
Clueing. It's a story about a dinner mystery theater among strangers where the main character keeps getting random, embarrassing erections. Still has 3 endings.
The Social Networking. A riveting tale of a day spent on Linkedin.
Machoopi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging: Paul Newman, who is deathly allergic to bees, gets stung by a rogue bee while experimenting with the newest recipe for his honey mustard light dressing.
cjluthy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening
Liam Neeson's 24 daughters get kidnapped at the same time in different places.
He chalks up bills on international phone calls with the same lines.
Edgefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fox and the Hounding... Todd being chased by the tv news/newspapers/journalists for certain info.
MASHing: A sardonic chef and his ragtag team spend every day mashing potato after potato. The mashing never ceases. The only outlet for their bleak reality of broken potato skins that form endless piles on the gritty floor are their hijinks--including cross-dressing, alcoholism, and chasing female sous-chefs.
The Breakfast Clubbing: Adventures of the true stories of the elite society that has their secrets of the perfect way to make a pancakes and waffles are exposed.
M-Nelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming- 8hr neckbeard WoW session.
The 5th Waving- Creepy neighbor waves for the 5th time.
Inside Outing- A contradicting event.
Ant Manning- Story of a very tiny football star.
Panning- Boring gold rush documentary.
The Story of Bob an out of work yet handsome actor who, to make ends meet, inseminates chubby single older ladies who havent met mister right but still want kids.
Heating - Al Pacino's apartment just won't warm up, but there's something suspicious about what he's being told by the repairman (De Niro in a seminal role). I mean, there's no way a faulty valve means he'd be better off getting a whole new boiler, it's only five years old and should be good for at least another ten years, it's completely ludicrous.
Big Fishing: An exposรฉ of the fishing industry's attempt to cover up rampant over fishing of the worlds oceans and the catastrophic side effects it will have on the environment.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man with the Iron Fistings - the incredible tale of how Goatse not only survived his master's cruel punishment for failing his martial arts quest, but went on to gain internet notoriety.
dopplerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on the Mooning : Andy's Expose
aworm45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy "Storying": The true story of a man who wakes up with a strange pain in his ass.
The Music Manning. A sad collection of Peyton's "best" musical endeavors, including Chicken Parm You Taste So Good and the high-pitched barbershop quartet.
I wish I wasn't so late to this but Jack Frosting. An adorable RomCom about a cake decorator that only has 1 day to design, bake and dress a wedding cake for the most important wedding of his life, his own. Starring Clive Owen, Sean Bean, Judi Dench, and Daisy Ridley as Victoria. Coming soon.
A stranger arrives at the little Mexican border town of San Miguel, cashless and being pursued by "the law". How far will the stranger go for a roof and hot dinner? The Stranger seizes his opportunity when he sees a detachment of Mexican soldiers....
Robocoping - Lady Rita gets a robotic caretaker instead of moving into a nursing home. However, these first generation care-bots are not without kinks.
_tchom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm X-ing.
A section of road where drivers should be on the lookout for Malcolms
kay-lee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo & Stitching: Lilo is a tailor
The Emperor's Clubbing: An Emperor with a love for partying
_tchom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - a scifi about an awkward man beginning a nontraditional relationship with a fish voiced by scarlett johansson
KeshB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The imitation gaming, see: pewdiepie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding- A family replaces an old treasured grandfather block with a more modern battery run timepiece. And then a war happens.
WWGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A movie about the struggle of being a trex but not being able to reach the steering wheel.
The Blind Siding
Sandra Bullock blind sides a prospect teenager that could have possibly gone to the nfl. But she pins his legs in during the car crash and crushes his dreams of ever walking again..
Strangers on a Training: A day of team bonding exercises and skill building for staff from different offices as mid management attempt to bring the newbies up to scratch. "A real nail-biter!" - The Guardian
aurooba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing. A story about really annoying bells that must be destroyed before everyone's ear drums burst.
Twilight: New Mooning. Vampires, werewolves, and butts. Lots of butts.
kay-lee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: The story of parking your car during Jurassic times
The Experimenting: 20 prisoners explore their sexuality
No Man's Landing: No one is allowed to land, NO ONE.
Schindler's Listing - A rom com. It's about a renegade girl who dupes people on eBay, but she meets her match in Woodrow Schindler - who turns the tables by posting his own listing to teach renegade girl a lesson. When they meet - sparks fly! She's a loose cannon who lives a vibrant life, and he's a structured, career driven stickler for the rules! They learn things about themselves they never new before and fall in love and the rest is history!
Cool RunningSing - a straight-to-video sequel to the 1993 Disney Classic. With their country filled with pride after the performance of the first Jamaican bobsled team, four college coeds set their eyes on a new target. The World A Cappella Tournament!
slyanna_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TWISTERING: Bethie Bends, contortionist and petty thief, goes undercover at the World Twister Championship to commit the heist of the century. But will she be caught red handed?
A Man For All Seasoning - Chef Tom Moore needs to up his cooking talents at his failing restaurant, The Henry 8. The fun starts when Tom almost loses his head when a shelf of spices falls into his signature Pope Soup and the rest is history.
Zoolandering. A documentary about a new hip but risky party trick.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: Maximizing the amount of crazy people in Australia.
dirtd0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Thin Red Lining" is a star-studded artsy spectacle that dives into the human condition of soldiers wrestling with poorly constructed jacket interiors.
The Helping - a homeless man learns about portion control after being invited to a strangers Thanksgiving dinner.
Ziltoid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shutter Islanding:
The story of a photographer who takes his job too seriously.
Ziltoid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken Flowering:
When a GMO species of flower turns monstrous and threatens to cause human extinction.
Ziltoid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let the Right One Inning:
When Bryce Harper is injured before a critical game for the Washington Nationals, Eli is recruited and steps up to the plate. She proceeds to engulf the competition.
Swordfishing: Fishing for swords.
James Bonding: 007 makes a friend.
Die Harding: How to kill a figure skating champion.
Down For The Counting: The boy who loved math.
Hot Rodding: Mature audiences only.
A bridge on the river Kwaiing.
Sir Alec Guinness portrays a suicidal depressed man whose life has been torn apart by a mild speech impediment. Will he jump or will he find a reason to live?
The Two Towering: The story of two wizards rise to fame.
thekream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late, but
Driving
an instructional video about the rules of the rode and how to be a safe and responsible driver.
Sawing
an instructional video on proper form and technique for sawing various lumber and objects, and safety tips to prevent injury.
Jurassic Parking
an instructional video about how to efficiently park your oversized truck in hard to maneuver or tight parking spots.
Mad Maxing
a documentary about the ease and dangers acquiring thousands of dollars of debt by maxing out many credit cards, and how it has affected people's lives financially.
The World's Ending
a documentary about how modern civilization has gravely affected the balance of the Earth through various environmental hazards, and how it could possibly lead to the world ending.
Spying
a documentary about spies and their popularity throughout pop culture, with interviews from real spies during the Cold War.
Fifty Shades of Greying
a documentary/instructional video on the science of hair greying with age, and how to own it when it happens to you.
Need for Speeding
a documentary about the dangers of speeding on the road, how getting into a crash while speed has affected people's lives.
Zing!
In a nation paralyzed by an oppressive right wing military dictatorship,
one manโs delicious salad dressing recipe lifts spirits and re-unites the country.
gone with the winding -
one man, one dream -
to make the worlds largest ball of string.
a life's work destroyed by 2 unsupervised kittens and a flight of stairs
UPPING - The strangest poker game. The whole movie is one hand, and the bidding goes around the table getting weirder and weirder. Egos are at stake - not to mention homes, cars, relationships, and more. Also one guy keeps mentioning he's been in worse poker games.
The man with iron fisting... you know for peeps with fetishes...
gikku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:52 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing. The story of an angry...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:12 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing: An unauthorised biography of Tony Stark.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:38 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A class trip is cancelled due to inclement weather. Hilarity ensues.
jxrgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:27 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: A bunch of kids are driving around in an old car, showing their buttcheaks to by passers-by. When two girls from another part of town shows up, the story takes an unexpected turn. Featuring Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj.
He Got Gaming - The story of Ray Allen's career going down the drain after the release of Fallout 4.
or John Q-ing - Denzel Washington decides to rather wait for a new heart for his son, who eventually dies as he is nowhere near the top of the recipient list.
A feisty junior architect quits her job to become a firefighter, then returns to her desk when she realises that being a firefighter is extremely dangerous.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling - an otherwise advantageous interaction between a group of teenage turtles and an unknown radioactive element takes a turn for the diarrhetic worse when they suffer an unfortunate episode of constipation.
When the homemade bread recipe sacred to a village is stolen, a young baker goes to the big city and finds himself taking on a nationalized baking conglomerate to retrieve it.
pcw27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:48 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangeloving
Set in the DC cinematic universe, we get a glimpse of the softer side of Dr. Hugo Strange as he puts his vendetta against Batman on hold in order to search for true love.
Red Dawning
An oblivious man slowly realizes that his town has been taken over by Communists.
National Lampoon's: Animal Housing
The wacky hijinks of a group of college dropouts who start a kennel business.
Black Hawk Downing
The prime minister of England takes up falconry.
The Gaming
A billionaire loses everything when he becomes addicted to "World of Warcraft"
Stargating
A documentary about a company that sells gates for celebrity mansions.
Reservoir Dogging: a group of Britons plan a citywide orgy to spunk up the town's water supply as a charming prank. Hugh Grant plays the main protagonist
The Matrixing: A new supernatural found footage horror film about the brain's ability to create a familiar image from a picture that would be otherwise unrecognizable. From the producers of Paranormal Activity.
Citizen Kaning - The story of a dissident reporter in Saudi Arabia.
YooBroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:44 on February 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling
Camlann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:38 on February 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Blue Streaking - Hill Street Blues meets The Full Monty
Cashbacking - They've got the cash, but who they gonna back?
Catfishing - The other side of the story
Hudson Hawking - Bruce Willis stars as one of the greatest minds of our time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:57 on February 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing - A biopic about the lengths Yoda had to go to become the person he is now.
A team of pro computer nerds gets deployed in Iraq behind enemy lines in 1991. After getting spotted by a shepherd's kid they use their hacking skills to almost get away and not get tortured.
TRC1968 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Godfathering" is a warm, compassionate tale about a lonely immigrant from Italy who becomes a role model and lifelong mentor for an underprivileged boy growing up on the streets.
Cop is fired for being too soft. Decides to become a Kindergarten teacher. Notices all of life's struggles that his students go through every day and becomes their best friend while helping them solve them. Little did he know, they'd become his best friends in his time of hardship.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Club[b]ing - The story of one old lady's resistance to fight the opening of a new night club next door.
Kingsman: The Secret Servicing (or Serviceing if you take the title literally)
A movie about happy endings at massage parlours and how they have been covering up the prostitution scandals for years. Oh and the word kingsman is somewhere in the movie.
An actual school dedicated to rock, the movie is based upon Jack Black (different character) struggling to come to terms with actually learning the intricacies of rock and roll instead of just playing music.
tehdang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hancocking. Will Smith demonstrating self-love at its finest.
Kill Billing: a love story of two radical socialists living in late capitalism.
p0rtie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kidding, A wonderful movie about Daniel-san getting his ass kicked because it turns out his kung-fu is not the best and in fact he has not learned anything.
A warming comedy about a small group of newly-hired boiler repairmen from Northern England who must find a way to get past their cold feelings for one another.
leschmic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
It's a documentary about Harry's fight against the discrimination of wizards.
mpethe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing. Dude makes the best ringtones available on the market.
mrseanjc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging.
Yup
E_Sex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - The story of a young struggling actress, who trying to make a living, ventures into the world of anal porn... Off the coast.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Manning: Peyton Manning gets bitten by the same spider that Peter Parker did. He, too, uses his newfound powers to fight crime, but because of his fame, he has an even harder time making sure the paparazzi don't find out about his secret alter ego.
Life of Ping- A movie about a middle aged man of asian decent and his ventures in the world of business and his efforts to restore balance to the Chinese market.
itsamee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did nobody say Pacific rimming yet? An emotional story starting asa akira.
dishayu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - I... uh.. nevermind.
epicluca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
MrDaebak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ive already seen that movie
121mhz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing- its now porn.
Trafficing - same movie.
Eszharen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers listing - A man struggles to set up an eBay auction
saltesc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dude, Where's My Caring?
Jesse was victim to a crippling hit and run and has no medical insurance.
There Will Be Bleeding - Daniel Day Lewis narrates an educational video about girls' puberty.
The Godfathering - the tale of Mary's "immaculate" conception. Rated X.
Inside Outing. A young girl with agoraphobia goes on an "adventure" without ever leaving her home.
The Wolfing of Wall Street - all of New York City is being turned into werewolves, one neighborhood at a time. But the financial district has one last hope...
Fargoing - the inspirational sequel to Inside Outing
Spotlighting - a behind the scenes mockumentary about the life of a Broadway theater lighting crew
Going to break the rules and do some anime, bite me.
Death Noting - Light Yagami starts recording televised deaths in a notebook, A.K.A - Exactly what he said he'd tell his family what the Death Note was were the Death Note ever found.
Gardening of Sinners - A young woman makes friends with a bi-polar gardener, and together they beautify the gardens of supernatural beings.
Steins;Gating - After Stein's theory is proven correct, an unlikely group of mad scientists set about creating a gate to prevent time travelers entering their timeline.
Coding Geass - A young Britannian schoolboy codes a program in IT class that will give him power over his classmates computers, a teen comedy about plastering people's wallpapers with dick-pics.
Hellsinging Ultimate - A powerful vampire launches an underworld-wide karaoke competition, bringing fierce demons together to battle through song.
Ghost in the Shelling - A poor ghost girl lives in WW2 London during the blitz, and is driven to the brink as the homes she's been haunting are all felled leaving her jobless.
No Gaming No Life - In a world where gaming doesn't exist, a sad loser and his little sister have to find another way to be social outcasts.
Angel Beatings - A dead boy awakes to find he's been reborn in heaven, but that heaven is not what he envisioned - bloody battles occur between angels in brutal gladiatorial combat.
Supermanning. Its about defeating an evil empire that deflates footballs and openly expresses their sodomitic bromances on twitter and Facebook. The story takes place in February, but only when the young Manning has a defense to assist his belly cheat slaying skills
cronini2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:38:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing. Mark Whalberg returns for another movie about the Happening, only this time, he's watching the happening and looking at his shitty acting.
Deadpooling, A socially awkward cosplay club goes on a cross country trip to Comicon while all decidedly dressed as Deadpool for the entire time! They than try to out compete each other in character leading to a cringe-worthy comedy that you can't help but to feel sorry for.
9erInLKN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:40:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captaining america - cap takes a road trip across the us
kyoorius ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:41:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The right stuffing: a thanksgiving family classic
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:48:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: Obi Wan Kenobi teaches a young Luke Eyewalker how to go many minutes without blinking, then Obi Wan and Darth Vader face off in an epic stare-down.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:03:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - a disgruntled ex assassin is on a mission to exact revenge upon her cable company for overcharging her for the third time in a row.
"Looked like I was just going to accept that extra charge, didn't I? Well, I wasn't, but it wasn't for lack of trying I can tell you that. Actually, billing's last error put me in a dead zone, a dead zone I was to suffer in for four days. When my service was reinstated, I went on what the movie advertisements referred to as a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point. But I have only one more. The last one, the one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill billing."
Hexagono ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:25:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Documentary about old people working on parking lots
Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stoning: A young lad named Harry Potter must come to grips with the fact that his College Philosophy teacher may have done something that requires him to be publicly shamed and potentially stoned to death.
I was thinking that Harry got stoned with his school mates and started having real deep philosophical conversations about the wizard world and muggles.
xole ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A documentary about outing homophobic politicians.
growcho2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holiday Inning. A documentary on the 7th inning stretch.
Beverly Hills Coping. It is the story about Axel Foley, a Detroit Kinko's manager forced to relocate to a Beverly Hills Kinko's branch.
cbcfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also Berverly Hills Copping. A brother from the hood's inappropriate behaviour with random Beverly Hills housewives. It's about sexual assault but it's the 80s so it's funny.
The first time the Simpson's Sat on a couch together.
Fordiman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:14:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bat Manning: The story of Peyton Manning's transition to baseball.
Mad Maxing: In a post-apocalyptic world, all you can do is chill.
Inside Outing: An Adventure in Navel-gazing
Ex Machining: Documentary / machine porn about how things are cut from steel.
Ant Maning: In the Hill, everyone walks on all sixes - but one ant mans up.
Paning: The gold rush
Crimson Peaking: Red is so in this year.
Dopeing: Inside the exciting world of semiconductor fabrication
Black Massing 1950's horror story about Civil Rights marches.
After Earthing Testimonials from people after walking around bare-foot.
Skyfalling Gritty remake of Chicken Little
Source Coding Documentary about Valve's developers
War Horsing "Reefer Madness" style propaganda film intended to discourage horsing around
Moneyballing Scrooge MacDuck turns his vault into a basketball court
Sucker Punching 2 hours of Emily Browning surprising people on the street with a sock to the jaw
Pauling A documentary on the achievements of Linus Pauling
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[deleted] ยท 1046 points ยท Posted at 13:28:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Sco7689 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:55:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plans for the weekend are ruined when the local distribution transformer gets fried.
Snuggles596 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a man who loses his battle with Asthma
stumac85 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary on all the fonts that time has forgot. Featuring Westminster, Comic Sans and Webdings.
socceruci ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is this not a fart joke?
SharqueByte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:46 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally where I went with it too.
reggaejunkyjew ยท 4153 points ยท Posted at 09:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming: Fritz Lang's classic noir about the Chinese Dynasty
buttertost ยท 381 points ยท Posted at 12:02:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might have made me laugh harder than the rest of the answers in this thread
aerojonno ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:59:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody will ever know.
simanthropy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:14:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easily my favourite here
1Dammitimmad1 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:51:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MingLee
FF3LockeZ ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 13:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Metroid: Other Ming, the video game spin-off about how the Chinese Dynasty fought off brain-sucking alien parasites.
Astrokiwi ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Marvel Comics event, "House of Ming", where Scarlet Witch reduces the population of China to mere hundreds.
That came out a lot darker than I was intending.
apathetic_revolution ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. She just made all the Chinese British, like Betsy Braddock/Lady Mandarin/Psylocke
Astrokiwi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was just after she created an alternate universe where everybody was Chinese. Except for Spider-man.
Tojin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want this.
IntelWarrior ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:00:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Flash Gordon prequel.
SaveRana ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:35:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this did it for me, way too far down.
DeepFriedMuffin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:54:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i dont get this
TokyoJokeyo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie is called M.
kekekefear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:48:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat.
StanfordPro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:28:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best one by far!
kelseysaurus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:08:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually snorted when I read this. Well done.
drj87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DEATH TO MING!!!
rayquazarocker ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:49:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an eu4 player, I appreciate this one.
HandsomeMustachioMan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:01:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This post is dangerously under appreciated!
absurdologist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect!
tripsd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is fantastic.
onlinehero ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:03:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm screaming into my screens! LOL!
Headpuncher ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm haemorrhaging blood on my keyboard, LMFAO! From my anus.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upliked! ๐๐๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ป๐๐ ๐๐
rasherdk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:51 on February 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slap dog af.
DaSaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or his retrospective on Flash Gordan from the villain's point of view.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would watch/10
Headpuncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sequel: Minging: the Scottish clans dynasty of ugly people.
modembutterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now THAT was a good laugh!
st_georgia_throwaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the best one in the whole thread
buttermilkbastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I can really say to that is LMFAO.
sladeofdark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hella clever
UnbiasTobias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would have the greatest posters, too.
killerstencil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:51 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And let's not forget the riveting political thriller, Zing.
DerpSherpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:26 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My fave movie, ty! Not as obscure as I thought I guess
ebowron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:34 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
easily the best one on here.
Jaleou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I posted this below, but then saw yours.
Ming. A movie from Flash Gordon's enemy's sympathetic viewpoint.
franzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's what I first thought
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:53:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the guy who gets taken down by Flash Gordoning?
disposable-name ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:27:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so incredibly, beautifully pretentious. Have an upvote.
[deleted] ยท 3774 points ยท Posted at 13:04:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending - The whole movie is just a big spoiler.
jetpacksforall ยท 686 points ยท Posted at 15:43:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a film that spoils the endings of five hundred other films, from The Sixth Sense to Citizen Kane to The Force Awakens.
PartiesLikeIts1999 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:58:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
could probably do that with the entire cast, have Seth Rogen be the only one not saying spoilers, he's just laughing in the background.
Jonah: Darth Vader is Luke's Father
Danny: You're an Oscar nominated Actor, you've gotta sell that shit, Darth Vader is Luke's Father!
Jonah: [in a more somber manner] Darth Vader is Luke's father
Danny: Okay, that's impressive
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:19:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a spoiler for me. Not because of the Darth Vader thing; I saw the original Star Wars movies long ago. But rather because I didn't realize that Jonah Hill had been nominated for an Oscar, let alone two, and I think he's such a bad actor. You've spoiled my life by informing me that the world could nominate him for an Oscar.
REDDITATO_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:18:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least one of them was for Wolf of Wall Street, which he was pretty damned good in. Not Daniel Day Lewis level, but I can see him getting the nomination.
Cadamar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:39:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but it went so fast I was really confused. Kylo Ren was dead the whole time?
Voroxpete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's a force ghost.
skizfrenik_syco ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:18:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snape killed Dumbledore
GutteralStoke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should just call it 4Chan
porkyminch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:43:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHEWIE KILLED HIMSELF. HE COMMITTED CHEWICIDE.
Panthermon ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:06:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Han Solo...Screw it, I don't want the downvotes.
hedgehuggg ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 18:28:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll finish the rest for you.
"Is a cool dude"
JennyFinnDoomMessiah ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:41:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This statement is true! It must be the ending!
flowstoneknight ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:28:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So he gets frozen in carbonite again?
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 19:07:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Han solo destroys Kirk's ship, the Battlestar Galactica, while flying the Firefly through a stargate.
The_Thylacine ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:55:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...marries Chewbacca.
BoomKidneyShot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chewie however gets stuck fighting the Vong just like in the old EU.
drhead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:58:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...kills Sephiroth.
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 21:54:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ThebestLlama ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:17:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Psshh..at least try to make the joke funny.
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 19:17:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...kills his son...
Biggorons_Blade ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:09:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke Skywalker. That's right, Han Solo was Darth Vader!
overallprettyaverage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aside from a few scenes where Vader could easily have had a body double, do you ever see Han and Vader in the same room?
BurtMacklin__FBI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't Vader had a body double in like, all of the scenes? Since he's like, y'know, a guy in a suit?
SadGhoster87 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sixth Sensing: I just knew he was behind me... and so were his five friends.
Citizen Kaning: Rolling around at the speed of
soundmy wheelchair, gotta knock some sense into those on-lawning music-blares!The Force Awakening: I knew my life had gone wrong when my bed was hurled into the street...
REDDITATO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good job tacking your answer to the original question onto the top comment.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This wasn't my answer to the original question. If it were, I think I'd have to get a bit contemplative about how those three exact movies ended up in the comment above mine.
REDDITATO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good point. I was just being an asshole. Sorry.
BIGSlil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sort of like my friend Dre...
eyewhyqueue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a shirt: https://www.threadless.com/product/844/spoilt
EoT_FoF_YL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
NiceyChappe ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:21:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or about a writer who's master of a good ending but keeps getting overruled by the directors until finally he gets his real ending used, and somehow it kills him.
Zzyyxx2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:25:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He gets pissed off and snaps, but in his haste he forgets to clean the gun and misses that someone filled the rifle with cement as a prank, the resulting explosion leaves him a vegetable. It's the first installment of /r/thisismylifenow
salasc ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:12:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snape Kills Trinity with Rosebud!
WarlordTim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:43:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this.
Cypcom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:45:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe a movie with scenes played in backwards order (but not played backwards so you still get the conversations)
FromOutsideTheGate ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:03:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Memento.
Demojen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By M Knight Shayamalan
pizzaboy192 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
150 minutes of credits
D4rkr4in ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole movie is Backstreet Boys in heaven
joelwinsagain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a documentary on Tarantino films...
Jwagner0850 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Prestige without the magic tricks.
WienerCircle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it's just the trailers. Then it's over.
popemichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, pretty much the movie "Memento?"
CurrentID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Dies at The Ending.
It is the exact same movie. Or is it?
Little_Matty_Mara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:52 on June 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Rosie O'Donnell
satchmo414 ยท 6013 points ยท Posted at 12:34:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - Robin Williams puts on green tights and goes looking for sailors
UncreativeTeam ยท 2486 points ยท Posted at 16:21:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With his trusty sidekick Roofie-o
Crabernacle ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:59:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A new meaning to the phrase "Looky Looky, I got Hooky!"
BoozeoisPig ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:45:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, where is Roofie-o?"
"He got a house call. He went to bang who rang."
neubishbone ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:00:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bang who rang, Roofie-O!
notLogix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this comment thread.
DemiseofReality ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:29:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
_Rufio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:23:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch
grizzmanchester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out...
grizzmanchester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what i wish? I wish i had a dad like you."
RoostasTowel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:12:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw this on an incognito tab it was at the top.
When I go to a regular one so I can upvote it, its buried so far down.
NonaSuomi282 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Change your sort method. Your incognito tab is probably set to "best" while I'd bet your logged-in tab is on "top" instead.
RoostasTowel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That makes sense.
Thanks.
HolycommentMattman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:33:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Aw. They're both dead. :(
Edit: Rufio is still alive!
bamp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:48:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?!
Dante Basco is still alive...
DoctorWhoSeason24 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:50:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rufio isn't, though
I wish I had a Dad......... like you
neubishbone ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn...
Samuel24601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why you do this to me?
HolycommentMattman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:36:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, he is. That's good news!
Turns out it was an urban myth that was being spread around. A quick Google search even shows that Dante has met people who heard he died.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:05:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:18:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's actually playing hook in white face
8oD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Datz_racist.gif
BrotherRufio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:04:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
_Rufio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont really know what to make of this...
BrotherRufio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:01:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brother!
chinesedoorbell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I sang this to the tune of the B-I-N-G-O song
ClintonHarvey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:10:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifetime presents: The Bill Cosby Story.
MK0Q1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roofie-ing
grasshoppa80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a.k.a - Roofie'ing
Kinderschlager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
played by bill cosby!
D_K_Schrute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forget-me-now
bldbombshell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roofie-Ho
grumpydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roofie-o played by Bill Cosby?
ajos2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Hooking Schmee sounds like Debbie does Dallas for pirates.
kptknuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Recast Williams for Cosby
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratzo Roofie-o: "I'm hookin' here!"
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tavros will be so shocked.
iamsuprmn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry that would be Bill Cosby's sidekick in Leonard Parting 6
itsjustathrowawaybro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is his last name Cosby?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would a hooker have anything to do with roofies? Just because they're both sex related doesn't mean it's a good joke if there's no connection between the two. Besides, roofio isn't his sidekick, tinkerbell is.
TTFire ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:15:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ONLY SPEAK TO SAILORS
Hellsauce ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:27:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fool me once, shame on you...
GeneralEchidna ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:58:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fool me twice...
* You tell Asgore you've already been fooled twice.
timflur_V2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*He nods sadly.
GeneralEchidna ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*swoodingly
PM_YOUR_MUGS ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:47:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About a hundred of em
Awesomedude222 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*couple of hundred of em
Not even swood
PM_YOUR_MUGS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ech
Clowntown_Burner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:38:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, the sailors snap in two.
forcekin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the fairy dust snaps in two.
TyceGN ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:37:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I picture him using the Mrs. Doubtfire voice in this.
... speaking of which: Mrs. Doubtfiring: the story of an unsure female manager who has to layoff employees to save her job... will she sacrifice her career?
grumpydan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Tobias Funke as Mrs. Featherbottom singing super shitty songs
MrHobbits ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:16:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what changed?
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:19:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More buttsex
buenoooo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:17:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sing along! https://youtu.be/w6AnK8pdcsE
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All together now! https://youtu.be/sU3iKvGb4lI?t=1m54s
I_love_this_cunt-try ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe less?
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dustin Hoffman has a dildo replacing his hand, it ticks instead of vibrating and instead of a crocodile that gets him it's a gay biker gang at the end.
HeWentToJared91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin Williams is more swood.
ImtheFreeWorld ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, first of all, he's dead
ComicOzzy ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 15:05:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can imagine this on SNL. I miss Robin Williams.
MlCKJAGGER ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn would this be amazing if hewould have done this. His gay impressions on top of his prostitute impressions are literally some of the funniest things on earth.
Kiriamleech ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:40:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit... Went from really happy to really sad in two comments
Dat_Dromedary ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:50:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin Williams puts on green tights and looks for lost boys.
yunogivekarma ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:16:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - Robin Williams puts on green tights and goes looking for pregnant women that don't want their kid anymore.
Ghostfenrir1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:48:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark.
allute ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:41:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's like a crossover between Mrs. Doubtfire and Hello Vietnam?
scottzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:20 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Good Morning Vietnam
Fun fact: Smee says "Good morning, Neverland!" as a tribute to Good Morning Vietnam.
Carlos-_-spicyweiner ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:00:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*goes looking for seamen
apparaatti ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:09:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - A famous hockey player captains his team in the Stanley Cup finals. He's never won anything in his career and this is his last chance. Game 7 overtime, he takes a 2 min penalty which ends up costing his team the championship.
se1ze ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:59:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god this needs more upvotes.
CBtheDB ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:14:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh captain, my captain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Ooh captain.
kmnekhoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:34:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hooking: Green tights under red lights
left_handed_stapler ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:08:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the best. Totally underrated.
blitzenkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this and wondered how hockey had anything to do with sailors. Then I got the visual of Robin Williams in a Minnesota Wild-esque sweater on ice skates pulling sailors down from under their arms with a hockey stick.
Ktbear23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want to lol but can't because Robin Williams.
DuplexFields ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'd want you to.
BeardedForMyPleasure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin him self would laugh about this joke. RIP Peter Pan, may you ever fly on to Never Never Land and continue adventures that bring joy to your life!
Ratsarecool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a story of Robin Williams doing a bit of late night street work...Whichever one floats your boat
CSwork1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or...
Hooking - Tinkerbell leaves the Lost Boys to start a new career in this prequel to Pretty Woman.
SemSevFor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bang-a-dang?
Parandroid2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - A Quentin Tarantino film about an assassination attempt on Warren G Harding
lovingthis129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious. I would watch this.
jiggityjags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put on the green tights and go put on the red light
folderol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whole knew meaning to Rainbow Fucking Randolph.
Emeral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butt pirates looking for Robin William's booty in Neverland.
Mother_of_Smaug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Robin Williams puts on green tights and goes to a crochet club meeting.
Letty_Whiterock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I only talk to sailors."
Crank2047 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ryu was looking for sailors
Liiithe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like Robin Williams would have found this hilarious.
Sai1r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit he's coming
Dim_Innuendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark and sinister man, have at thee.
saichampa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm thinking moot along the lines of a story about a group of old women telling their life stories whilst they sit around crocheting.
BobbyNevada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pe-ter!
You don't have to put on those tights, tonight.
Fly the sky for money.
You don't care if it's wrong, or if it's right.
JustHach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*slowly drags on cigarette*
A man's gotta eat, Mr. Smee.
Jackmorgan888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like Sister Ray said
engagekage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, could be about a guy learning to hook rugs.
TheForeverAloneOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An alternative for Robin Williams is Jacking
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know a place where sailors hang out?
FlamingWings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he only talks to sailors
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:50 on February 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
man's gotta eat
/r/trailerparkboys
[deleted] ยท 3990 points ยท Posted at 10:51:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking - This summer, the jungle is reserved... FOR YOU!
jakielim ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 11:54:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I cut trees down will you die?"
Noble96 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:31:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It would be extremely gainful."
emoness88 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:06:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...for you
lekon551 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:01:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have we started the campfire?
dr_pavel_im_cia_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:19:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nothing! I burned nothing!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:15:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing this tree, with no survivors
markymarkfro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
uuuu
foogoo42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:07:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It will be very painful... For Baloo.
dr_pavel_im_cia_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DR PAVEL I'M CIA
HalifaxSexKnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be very painful.
dr_pavel_im_cia_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:22:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a big tree
HalifaxSexKnight ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:18:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For yew
gerald_bostock ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 11:27:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungling Book: A guide to MOBAs
Dronnigan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:35:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a short guide, it only has two words: iron talon.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OSfrog le balanced cheap midas OSfrog
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It definitely has two words, but they aren't iron talon.
cyka blyat
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
triggered
bishopsanspants ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:24:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This summer, Rob Schneider is an executive with a crazy idea: renting out the jungle for parties! The locals aren't happy about it and he has to make it all work! Directed by Adam Sandler.
murderouskitteh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:07:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rated PG-13!
Mitchs_Frog_Smacky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:16:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "FOR YOU" got me. Got me real good.
baneposting_for_you ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:23:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a big forest
ShallowBasketcase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UUUU
lekon551 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U U
U U
dr_pavel_im_cia_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have we started the forest fire?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:07:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a reality cop cam show set in the amazon
jeffmonger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one made me lol
Twitstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome!
Kevtrev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, because I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's been botherin' me.
Ktbear23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a mob story, featuring a plucky human founding trying to make a name for himself as a bookie, but whose plans are derailed by the lion and monkey mafias group who are both trying to induct him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys, I got you a great gig! The crowds are gonna love you! Couple of tips, though - bring lots of mosquito repellent, and don't drink anything from a human skull."
squigledbad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves gold.
sup3rdr01d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something SOVIET RUSSIA
Day5225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a big jungle.
dr_pavel_im_cia_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4U
justsarah_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....There is a place near me that rents out a room called The Jungle.
eliochip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring: Bane
jamesist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like something Adam Sandler might be involved with
tweezerburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:16 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll never believe who is headlining EDC Vegas!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the jungle.
BaronessBlack ยท 5749 points ยท Posted at 11:29:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Karate Kidding
Mr. Miyagi tries to sabotage Daniel's training with lighthearted jokes. "It was just a prank, Daniel-San!"
NanotechNinja ยท 3297 points ยท Posted at 12:15:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha! You washed my car you stupid little shit. How was that going to teach you karate?
[deleted] ยท 1139 points ยท Posted at 13:38:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How could you not know that 'whacks off' was a masturbation joke!"
Jerlko ยท 412 points ยท Posted at 16:10:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG
And "jacket on, jack it off" was another!
The remake was far more faithful than I ever gave it credit for.
8oD ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 20:25:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The blink182 album "Take off your Pants and Jacket" took me WAAAYY too long to get.
jm001 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:57:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sudden eye-widening realisation
cyanized ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:17:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.. Im right there with you..๐ฏ
pukesonyourshoes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:04:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
Acidwir_3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've frequently listened to this album since it came out and only now do I realise that was another one of Blink's sex jokes. Holy shit.
REDDITATO_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck.
skooba_steev ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:38:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other than the fact that the Karate kid was learning Kung Fu
3dank5maymay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I refuse to accept the title of the remake. Whenever I talk about it, I refer to it as "Kung Fu Kid". It was a nice movie though.
djasonwright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:34 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll not defend premise that this movie has merit, but I thought the idea was that he knew Karate, making him the "karate kid," only his karate (or maybe just all karate) was shit.
I haven't seen this film since it was in theaters.
ClumpOfCheese ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:27:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was so happy with the writer as soon as I heard that line. I wonder how much effort or thought they put into that, or if it was just a random "holy shit" moment.
monkeytrumpet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little ashamed to say I never noticed that... In either film. I'm not a smart man.
blizzardlizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best incidence of Concealed Pun ever perpetrated.
AsaTJ ยท 1059 points ยท Posted at 13:27:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im not even chinese but he thinks im a kung fu master this is priceless lol imma tell him he has to catch a fly with chop sticks
[deleted] ยท 637 points ยท Posted at 13:39:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fk he caught it, I shoulda charged him
zoomfrog2000 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:26:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I imagined Miyagi flipping out at the sight and tackling him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, while screaming "You little shit!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:04 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
53 YEARS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH THAT FLY! 53 YEARS!
eyemadeanaccount ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:29:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well he's none of those things anyway, nor did Daniel think he ever was. Mr. Miyagi is Japanese and is a Karate master.
Jerlko ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 16:09:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the movie isn't called The Karate Kidding either. I'm starting to think we're talking about some jokey version of the actual Karate Kid.
ffxt10 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:24:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit thats brilliant
So_much_cheese ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:29:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interestingly (or perhaps not) the remake was called Best Kid (Besto Kiddo) in Japan
eyemadeanaccount ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes a lot more sense since there was absolutely zero karate in it. My guess is the studio just wanted to bring in more money by tying it to the original franchise.
rg90184 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it make sense to call it the Kung Fu Kid?
eyemadeanaccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes it would, logically anyway. Then it just looks and sounds like a cheap rip off of the original mov, Oh wait...
rg90184 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually liked the remake :(
eyemadeanaccount ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a bad movie. But they shouldn't have tried to ride the coat tails of an iconic franchise. They should have made it it's own entity and had it stand on its own. I can guarantee it wouldn't have done nearly as well though.
Mightbeagoat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:52:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you say so, Mr. Buzzkillington.
eyemadeanaccount ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:52:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm picturing /u/AsaTJ as this kid
karlw1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he's having some trouble, isn't he?
Do you know whyyyyyy?
hadesflames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He never said anything about Kung Fu though...It was always Karate, which is Japanese...
MuonManLaserJab ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:14:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate is JapaneI give up.
who128 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:40:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
dsloverino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a man too, I go peepee standing up! "
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:14:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was a social experimentu!"
"the camera's over there!"
tripod-pop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Ken Jeong.
SimonPeterSays ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:42:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in Ken Jeong's voice for some reason
LiveFree_Or_FapHard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read it in Todd Glass' voice.
RJ1337 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nq4UbQiClio
ChemicalRemedy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a prank, bro!
KastaBortAvUppenbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just stretched my back/rib and I don't appreciate you making me laugh so hard
SunriseSurprise ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:59:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pat Morita could've pulled that off too. RIP
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A PRANK BRO
[deleted] ยท 833 points ยท Posted at 12:57:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the exact same movie, except with an audio track of Mr. Miyagi's internal monologue.
"Oh my god he's going to do the bird thing! This is gonna be hilarious! OK ok... serious face... give him the nod... "
Alarconadame ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:29:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would even pay for that dub...
I mean to watch that dub, not to produce it...
Bobshayd ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:44:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask the Rifftrax guys to do it. If they did, it'd be comedy gold.
crilen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to do it. Lol
Gsusruls ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:54:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This wouldn't even be expensive to produce. It's just the regular karate kid with someone sounding like an old japanese gentleman talking in the background thoughtfully, incredulously.
thebeastjohnson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kickstarter, go fund me, whatever it takes this needs to happen
ArmandoWall ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:15:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS MUST HAPPEN!
Toad_Rider ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:28:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would pay to watch this.
JMan1989 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 12:29:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like it could also be the origin story of the guy that they trained wrong as a joke from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
el_cipote ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of Wimp Lo
Also: Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
ComputerSavvy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try-outs are being held in Detroit.
http://i.imgur.com/GOM9xWI.jpg
SpecificallyGeneral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We trained him wrong, as a joke
el_cipote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww it cut off right when he was about to say "*karate noises* If you've got an ass I'll kick it!"
Larkos17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miyagi: "We must apologize for Daniel-San. We trained him wrong on-purpose, as a joke."
Daniel-san: "If you have an ass, I'll kick it!"
Bobsyourunkle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Again, with the squeaky shoes!"
p_nut268 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bleeding. Making me the victor.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:10:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke!"
bagboyrebel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:30:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My face to your fist style!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:30:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone say "you karate be kidding me" in this movie?
ManicLord ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:13:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We trained him wrong, as a joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY
SodaCanSuperman ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:21:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
sup3rdr01d ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:21:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[GONE SEXUAL]
holocaustic_soda ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social experiment
ApokalypseCow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I must apologize for Daniel-san. He is an idiot. He was purposely trained wrong, as a joke."
Phoenixness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"See the hidden camera?"
DisgruntledTomato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:00:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke.
lonesome_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's basically ameridote.
Minerva89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We purposely trained him wrong as a joke"
ArcaneInsane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember Daniel-San, if you actually bang OP's mom, no can defend.
americandream1159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So The Karate Kid.
Trollshroud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We trained him wrong. As a joke." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvY6YQH9kE4
danwroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Car looks great! Listen, just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I know karate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone sexual in the hood
PM_YOUR_MUGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Dubbx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't San a Japanese honorific, not Chinese?
god_of_deception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prank in China (GONE MARTIAL)
g0atmeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We trained him wrong as a joke!
LordChilled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Miyagi is a female goat giving birth!
SloeMoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Mr. Miyagi wasn't saying Daniel-Son.
peese-of-cawffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Ralph Macchio as Wimp Lo
ninfan200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OR
Mr.Miyagi trains Daniel wrong as a joke. and at the end of the movie; Daniel changes his name to Wimp-Lo
Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We taught him Kung fu wrong on purpose as a joke.
indridcold137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
BlueKingBar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli ravioli, I teach Daniel crotch punch only.
ukkiepukkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mind Daniel-san. I taught him wrong, as a joke.
kbkid3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a social experiment. Millions of views on YouTube."
lo0ilo0ilo0i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this reminds me of a 5 minute youtube clip that changed my mind about the karate kid
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS JUST A PRAK BRO!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG WHERES THE CAMERA???
Jwagner0850 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... The story of Wimp Lo.
L0rdCha0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We trained him wrong.. As a joke!
Lotharofthepotatoppl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must forgive Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong as a joke.
Teh-Piper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU CRAZY
Cthulos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I trained him wrong, as a joke!"
KonigSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the movie about Warrod the saint wizard?
dblarsson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have purposely trained you wrong, as a joke!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damon980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was just a prank bro!
foreverinLOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We taught him wrong, as a joke.
kyleqead ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did OP say add "ding"? Thats right he didn't asshole!
HITLERS_SEX_PARTY ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:08:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you added a 'd', not allowed.
Awfully_Nice ยท 3626 points ยท Posted at 09:28:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - Canning and jarring fruit/preserves in space.
OpTOMetrist1 ยท 1661 points ยท Posted at 09:46:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting reggae in space, preserves are a nice surprise.
ricree ยท 1881 points ยท Posted at 10:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're looking for Space Jammin.
Techhead7890 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:32:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You be lookin' fer Space Jammin', mon.
queen_oops ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:33:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somehow I imagine those two octopi from Shark Tales saying this while lazily pointing to a rickety wooden sign, except instead of in the ocean, they're in space.
trentismad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:20:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weren't they jellyfish in Shark Tale
MRSandMR-D ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
trentismad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the validation, mon
Tasgall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark Tailing: Basically just Jaws.
americandream1159 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that movie.
Bananator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The big budget sequel to Log Jammin'?
Midgar-Zolom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who invited the Darkspear?
Techhead7890 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the Horde...? /slips away, pulls off troll mask/
Midgar-Zolom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait come back I'd much rather have the Horde than those filthy Alliance scum!
OpTOMetrist1 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:22:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fantastic , well played.
piccini9 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:43:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the "mahn" at the end.
TWTW40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna jam with you now ... Works both ways.
TastyBrainMeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, where can I find Renegade Survivor?
irawwwr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna jam wid you
SomeDrunkGuy624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How you gonna keep em down on Earth once they've seen Karl Hungus?
Chief176 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Add 'in' to a..." You get the idea, New thread?
idk_fly_casual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sequel to Logjammin
crazyeyeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just thought he meant Daft Punk.
UNRNic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out the void, they call it MERTHER
Welcome to spacerock, camp where the green men dem camp at
agumonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or noisy radio reception on the moon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting something else entirely.
ReCursing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Submitted to /r/nocontext
OpTOMetrist1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah man that sub is glorious.
AggressiveToothbrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch a movie where Bob Marley joins the Looney Toons in a battle of the bands.
thesadpunk587 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We be jammin!
Monteitoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
these aren't the jams you are looking for
baggs22 ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 09:37:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good name for a porno
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:53:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PornHub is actually trying to do this (a porn in space)
whelks_chance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was that modelling photoshoot in the vomit comet. Only a matter of time.
Lif3_5uck5 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A film by Jackie Treehorn
Couldnt_StopThe_Itis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:42:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The long awaited sequel to the Karl Hungus porno epic, "Log Jamming"
MarySwagdalene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on and slam
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you what you goin to do
myparentsbasemnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're looking for "Face Jam"
Dat_Ass_Cancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause you can't Space Jelly your dick in her
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Drizzle that strawberry on my chest, you dirty boy!"
librlman ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:59:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only one person would dare give me the raspberry! LONESTAR!!!"
Gr3gard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No more "swoop. Swoop." or "bing.. Bing!" just "cshhhhhhh...."
yelow13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:48:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like Rock band on the moon
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just another day in the life of Chris Hadfield
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xenon girl of the 21st century already has you covered.
Haltgamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noone dares give me the raspberry.
schuweet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spacing Jam
zer0cul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A grocery store clerk restocks the jelly aisle.
schuweet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I like that!
lol_AwkwardSilence_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on and slam, and welcome to the jamming
dwrywit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A film taking a closer look at the clutter in our lives.
Senacharim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would actually be fascinating. I'd like to see canning in zero g.
resting_parrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda want to see this now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonestar is a pro at this.
ArmaCSAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A tale about traffic in space travel in which our main character causes horrendous traffic in order to troll other galactic drivers while avoiding the 24th regiment, a union of cops, doughnuts, and boredom.
gjrabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spacing Jam - a documentary about various jams being shot into space.
SCMatt33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry!
RomanesEuntDomus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. Meine dispatcher says there's something wrong mitt deine flux capacitor?
BurgerBurgal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A rather jarring concept.
CaesarS-a-lad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about a full length documentary about the cantina band in Star Wars?
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the sequel, Spacing Jam: The riveting tale of how those preserves should be arranged on the shelf to achieve a perfect aesthetic.
young_wendell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A day in the life of a radar repair technician on Spaceball One.
BetaWolf1213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While listening to Bob Marleys- we're jamming
LoL4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps!
duhduhduhdiabeetus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the story of Clutch's first studio album.
misfits89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure this is a porn movie.
Graoutchmeuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about how we put tons of shit in space, and now everything we send is destroyed by the debris.
crilen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Matt Daemon
WiseGuyCS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I expanded the comments hoping for a Spaceballs reference.
I am disappoint.
marioman63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
starring charles barkley
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't u like space jamming too?
djchozen91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:44 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair the original title Space Jam could be about the same thing.
HITLERS_SEX_PARTY ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:09:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you added a 'm', not allowed.
[deleted] ยท 4965 points ยท Posted at 12:13:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Da Vinci Coding โ A Renaissance artist travels to the future to become a programmer
GlaciusTS ยท 1115 points ยท Posted at 14:21:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That... I'd watch that. I imagine he'd do some incredible stuff... From the creators of Sherlock.
[deleted] ยท 603 points ยท Posted at 15:53:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but nothing makes sense by the third season and everyone has a mustache for some reason?
Yoshicoon ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 16:37:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
And then it turns out SPOILER
Edit: Hid the Abominable Bride spoiler under some fancy Reddit formatting.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:03:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that dream was real life.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:14:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or was it?
Sherlock theme plays
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:31:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That theme is bomb
bleakmidwinter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:52:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOD DAMMIT! I haven't seen it yet cause it's not out on Netflix. :(
kinggrl ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:32:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're in the states, it's streaming until the 24th on PBS's website or on the Roku's PBS channel.
bleakmidwinter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know! Thanks!
Yoshicoon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:36:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry if I spoiled it for you. Reformatted it now. Should have done it immediately though. :C
karmaiswork ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pretty obvious thing, you'd not be missing anything as most would figure it out during the episode.
Schitzoflink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
::music from Inception::
Yoshicoon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUUUUUN TURURUMTUMtururumtum
DUUUUUN TURURUMTUMtururumtum DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
frostburner ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:48:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It just says SPOILER.
Yoshicoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hover your mouse over it or click it or tap it if you're on mobile. It should show you the hidden spoilerinos.
debian_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So a typical SF startup?
dorkiesan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the people who have seen Sherlock
ronbilius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely a Steven Moffat series/
manosinistra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY.
omar1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes yes yes someonemakethisathinglikeyesterday yes!
lessdothisshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, he's been dead for a while.
OnyxMelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A show about a genius timetravelling from the creators for Sherlock sounds great.
GlaciusTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time traveling not manditory
Lol, I just like the idea of Da Vinci writing programs and/or making video games. :P
OnyxMelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My point was that Doctor Who perfectly fits my description.
GlaciusTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remove the time traveling and you have a trio of shows about geniuses.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some Incredible Stuffing: The best Thanksgiving dinner ever
FriendorSkiFinn ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be like a combination of the Da Vinci Code, Matrix and War Games. Who wouldn't want to see that?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:01:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd give it a solid 5/7
SpammedYourGrandma ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shut the fuck up
mellow_gecko ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:36:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting sick of the endlessness of 0.714285714285714285714285...?
DeRockProject ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And "Our War Game".
cptstupendous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:04:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the sequel would then be The Terminator.
Thanks Da Vinci.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:33:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A computer programmer travels back in time and becomes one of the world's greatest artists.
Lamboslick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there is a kung fury reference in here somewhere....
activow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a much more interesting story. I am already visualizing a trailer for this story.
"In a world where code is king, one man is thrust back in time..." XD
wedontlikespaces ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where, in an attempt to live a life he is used to, he builds an arithmetic engine, the basis of all computers, and then bam you have a shoe string paradox.
Nice end to season one.
bluesox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:35:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a programmer struggling to create a heuristic ASCII art program to recreate the Mona Lisa.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:34:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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aenemacanal ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:08:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My eggs were tasting a bit bland this morning, thanks for the salt!
volar92 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real hipsters code in "Node on Train" nowadays. I'm not even kidding.
wedontlikespaces ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just to piss them off, tell them you code in PHP, they hate that.
brett96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please, real hipsters code in binary
shenglow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I'm a hipster "code artisan". I don't go to Starbucks though.
pm_me_for_happiness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds way cooler than what I was thinking, which was just two hours of the dude having a heart attack.
svmk1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This I'd watch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that!
Madplato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it would be some shitty prequel where you follow the guy from da Vinci code as he sets his mysteries.
keijlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch this...
partysandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A heartfelt story on how to keep one's creativity and individuality in a growing cold digital world
lurking_fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This could so be an episode from Star Trek The Next Generation. Data would most definitely be the teacher.
amblio_ergo_sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does all his work on this. http://www.mac-history.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Apple_Lisa_1.jpg
birdnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Codeing
KingArhturII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the heck out of that. Like, the heck.
MilwDaveX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like this could have been a documentary about the Mona Lisa virus from way back in the day.
Ugion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Da Vinci going into cardiac arrest.
pieawsome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:32 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the Da Vinci Cod is a good movie
DixonButtz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:35:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Assassins creed nonsense?
[deleted] ยท 3540 points ยท Posted at 09:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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PmMeYrWetVag ยท 679 points ยท Posted at 11:02:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, Inside Manning would just be a biopic of either brother.
Future_Jared ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 13:18:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the colonoscopy footage of one of them.
leandroc76 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:29:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's available on live leak.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce plz
iwillnotgetaddicted ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:42:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a gay man's attempts to get in bed with a member of the family.
PrinceOfCups13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch this
0l01o1ol0 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:04:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bicentennial Manning: The immortal Mannings ponder the meaning of life in a world where football is obsolete
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:32:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning: Ashley Thompson struggles with passing Peyton the right clubs on the golf course.
Indyfilmfool ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:58:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Manning
Peyton is accidentally turned into a spider by the shrink ray Eli has been secretly building in his attic.
Nottan_Asian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Manning
PeytonEli is accidentally turned into aspiderant by the shrink rayEliPeyton has been secretly building in his attic.djasonwright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:16 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the sequel.
_clever_reference_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:59:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MFW
Nottan_Asian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IS NOTHING HELD SACRED?!
hiesatai ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:01:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But not The Running Manning.
csmblair ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:38:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or after Eli retires and gets a gambling addiction and has to sell his body for money
radditour ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely Inside Manning would be about Bradley/Chelsea?
Golf_Hotel_Mike ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:29:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
biopicbiopsyaaronkaiser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Manning would be where one of them is anorexic and needs to bulk up.
whiskeytango55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also just be footage of peyton's colonoscopy
LuckyTheLeprechaun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Demolition Manning: After it gets out that Payton has been using PEDs, he vows revenge on those who exposed him.
damnatio_memoriae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously it would be gay porn.
turbo_dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you should really find out about "bernard manning" oo-ee
OpineLupine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biopic, or biopsy?
lbr218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the video of their colonoscopy
Devitosjeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just one of their colonoscopy videos
PEYTON-MANNINhGH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a documentary on performance enhancing drugs in the NFL.
Nifty_Cent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would rather watch Ant Manning.
RANewton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering the dad is also a famous QB you might as well make it a series about all 3.
msuozzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or an Osmosis Jones-style journey into Peyton's innards.
latino_heat420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*biopsy
enataca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or Archie
Notahamburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Manning ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ )
Bryce2826 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a cleverly titled celebrity porno.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Peyton's colonoscopy video.
kneeonbelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Manning: From Brian to Chelsea
wowjiffylube ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:59:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a colostomy recording.
PmMeYrWetVag ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 10:54:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is a legitimately compelling screenplay somewhere in there. Doesn't even have to actually be the Mannings or athletes at all, just three brothers, all successful, but two more famous than the one.
xorgol ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 11:28:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be about the Hemsworths
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:35:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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DirtyMarTeeny ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:03:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just googled it. Third Hemsworth is not near as dreamy. Poor guy.
SargeMacLethal ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:40:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He actually looks like he would be great in an action role. He's got that Hemsworth chin, but he looks much tougher. I'm guessing he doesn't act though.
BronzeVAhri ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:04:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He looks so short in all the pictures with them... apparently he's 5'11" and not a midget.
theAlpacaLives ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a third Smith kid, too. I forget his name.
Jerlko ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Normal name, normal dude. He probably just doesn't want all the exposure.
flanders427 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:14:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is who "Just the Two of Us" is sung to. That song came out when Jada was pregnant with Jaden. Also his first son's name is Trey.
Source
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:18:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Francos.
xorgol ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:38:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I had never heard of Tom Franco, and his wiki page doesn't even have a photo.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:08:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Baldwins.
americandream1159 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Francos.
ChickenInASuit ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:55:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It won't be for everyone as it's incredibly soapy, but Andre Lyon from Empire has this exact problem - his Dad's a famous hip-hop star, his brothers are both talented artists whose stars are on the rise, but he went the business route. He's successful, but struggles for his overbearing Dad's approval because he's not a "star" like his bros, and also made the error of marrying a white girl.
DirtyMarTeeny ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:05:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me a little more interested in this show.
ChickenInASuit ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:22:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bear in mind that Andre's not the main focus of the show, it's largely based on the whole family but the real central character is his Dad, Lucious (Terrence Howard).
And when I said it's soapy, I really mean it, it's basically a soap opera with a big budget and big Hollywood actor as the main role. But it's still quite entertaining, the performances are superb and the music is great.
JeffMurdock_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel.
Ks427236 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was coming on here to say this. Given the situation in chicago, at least he isn't the most hated emanuel
xeighron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't attest to the legitamescy of the thrid brother in this, but your comment made me think of this vine: https://vine.co/v/OpqAzBBpQwT
teerbigear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, like John Attenborough, David and Richard's brother, who was head of Alfa Romeo's British operations, but must have been ignored at family gatherings.
yonatanzunger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's basically the plot of the TV show "Empire."
FaustDCLXVI ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 13:08:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Country for Old Manning: the struggle of a retired football player finding his place after the gridiron.
danius353 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:39:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just the story of this season for Denver.
TheRage469 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...they're in the AFCCG, though...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That acronym makes me want to die
TheRage469 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AFC Championship Game haha. Sorry about that
tramplemousse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Football Conference Championship Game. The NFL, I mean the National Football League, sure uses a lot of acronyms.
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because AFCCG is a lot shorter to type/write than "American Football Conference Championship Game."
Also, to be fair, literally no one I know expands those acronyms beyond AFC/NFC. Saying it out loud would be "AFC Championship Game."
tramplemousse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I know, I was just being silly
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
tatertot255 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:41:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Apparently Cooper outclassed both his brothers in natural football playing ability.
MegatonMessiah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:13:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he was certainly the best athlete, but seeing as Peyton and Eli are QBs, I'd be willing to wager that they'd still be the seen as better football players. Goes with the territory. Peyton for sure, at least.
Would have been really fun to see either of them possibly throw to Cooper, though.
tempedrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an Ole Miss fan, I agree. Peyton may have come to Ole Miss instead of Tennessee if Cooper had not been diagnosed. At least, that is what everyone said.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, doesn't he have some kind of genetic disease that hindered his playing?
tatertot255 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:16:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to his wiki article he suffers from spinal stenosis, which is a condition where the spinal cord is being pressed on by a vertebrae.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh damn. My wife had that. She's one year post op.
tatertot255 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope she's doing better!
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She is. Thanks!
Durzo_Blint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle had that. The pain is absolutely unbearable, it's no wonder he stopped playing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only Manning brother with a HS State Ring
DeuceSevin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:44:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Retitled The Invisible Manning
fallstar49 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:46:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Demolition Manning - the story of Peyton's 2015?
Leelolol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:58:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha, genius.
astrakhan42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ip Manning, the tale of their martial arts practitioner cousin.
darth_homsar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just learned the meaning of ennui the other day, thanks Cards Against Humanity!
annul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eli is already the third manning... their father, archie manning, was pretty good at football too...
sugar_free_haribo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could legitimately be a 30 for 30.
sixteentones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Invisible Manning
StuckInWanderlust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You, Manning: The words he mutters to himself in the mirror every morning.
ThinkFirstThenSpeak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But their dad was a prominent Manning, so this would be an Eli biopic.
also_SFW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Manning - When the Manning family adopts an elephant.
Zedress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sequel would be about their decedents, "Children of Manning".
ShakerIce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning http://imgur.com/GR1OlDw
Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figured it would be the filipino equivalent of rocky, except the lead character is a triplet, and only two of them are heavyweight boxers, and due to an accident, the third one is the one who has to fight at the end.
frick, nevermind, his name is Manny Pacquiao.
ipetweebles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdmanning
One bird's struggle to pretend he's something he is not.
Poo_Glorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peyton: "This family is for QBs!"
Cooper played by James Van Der Beek: "I Don't Want Your Life!"
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Irrational Manning: A family struggles to understand why their failure of a son would abandon something as important as Football.
Boverk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite
DaLAnt3rN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna see this script!
JesterLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'll be winning when he's 60 and has a healthy brain and a good back.
Tausney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Manning.
He's the brother we don't know about that's kept in a cage in the basement...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah, I thought everyone had forgotten about The Third Man, as its in the shadow of Citizen Kane and other Orson Welles works.
lurgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be "The Thin Manning". He couldn't play football because he was just too skinny.
Dalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Third Manning
The year is 2017. Chelsea, formerly Bradley, gets a hold of some secret government documents and leaks them to the public. (Again...)
To stay safe from the government and hide she has to switch gender once again, but can't go back to being a man. She needs to find a third gender. Feeling lost Manning seeks help on Tumblr.
The Tumblrinas reassure Manning that xe has nothing to worry about, as gender is just a social construct and xe can identify as whatever xe likes. For starters xe switches name to Demi, a unisex name starting on the next letter of the alphabet, to appease hir OCD.
Unknown to Demi the newly elected female president, Hilldog, is following hir every move and message sent on Tumblr, as Tumblr has been under Hilldog command since the campaign leading up to the election last year. Hilldog was impressed and felt threatened by the large following that Bernard Sanders gathered through internet campaigns and realized that she also needed to focus her campagin online and Tumblr felt like a good platform and it eventually won her the position as leader of the no longer free world.
Hilldog creates a special online unit to try and supress the spread of the documents that Demi leaked. GovernGate is born and mostly what they do is spam Twitter with hate directed towards Demi and claims that these documents aren't representative of what the government is actually doing, it is just Demi trying to push a certain narrative they say.
As a response to the uncalled for hate that Demi faces, society joins up behind hir. A new movement is born, Deminism. Deminism calls for the execution of all government employees, leaving no room for nuance, using the hashtag #KillAllGovernmentEmployees.
With all this controversy and attention around Demi, Hilldogs agents are closing in on hir. Demi has to change identity and gender again to avoid getting caught, but xe realize that would just buy her time. Xe has to leave Earth to avoid the Hilldog agents and so Elon, unknown gender, is born..
Elon goes to Europe and recruits the rocket scientists migrating from Syria and together they build a rocket that will take Elon to Mars. As Elon finally makes it to Mars, re can finally relax all alone, the only company is ermself. After about 500 sols however, a space ship is penetrating the Martian atmosphere. Elon understands that it is Hilldog that has finally caught up with erm.
Elon once again has to run, of course switching identity and gender as well, but this time re switches erm race as well and so Finn is born. Finn realize that ou will have to run to a galaxy far far away to ever be free from the footsoldiers of Hilldog. But how will ou ever do that?
Find out in theaters Jan 2018
You'll leave the theater wondering "What ever happened to A?"
Obligatory manual of Tumblr pronouns
LionRaider13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually there is an older Manning brother named Cooper. Peyton and Cooper played high school football together as a qb and wr pair. I don't remember exactly what happened but Cooper had a brain injury or disease in high school, suffered severe muscle atrophy because of it and wasn't able to get back to playing football. I believe that is why Peyton went onto wear number 18 in Cooper's honor.
If you are a football fan watch the documentary The Book of Manning. It's a really good film about the Manning family following from Archie through Eli.
Edit: Cooper was diagnosed with spinal stenosis after he signed to play at Ole Miss, not a brain injury in high school.
rda1185 ยท 6169 points ยท Posted at 12:15:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning -- just three perplexing hours of an old guy struggling to get his shirt on right.
[deleted] ยท 3188 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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iPlowedYourMom ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 14:19:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you remembered the WiFi password this time, grandpa.
bluesox ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:22:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last one was too hard, so we switched it to "ppppppppppop"
Anonymous3891 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:41:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I set my grandmothers wifi key to 'idontremember'
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael J Fox
I_Am_Kain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an asshole, but why is this not higher?
qpv ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think MJF would laugh, he owns it like nobody ever has.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaky casting choice.
greyfade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sad that http://www.michaeljfoxnews.com isn't a thing any more.
SoberHungry ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:10:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This hit home for me. I'm a caregiver who dresses people. I've been told... I've been trying to button my shirt for the past hour! Or I've been trying to unscrew this lid all day! Or I dropped something and it's been on the ground all day.
The look of pure happiness when it takes me a few seconds to end all that pain
rexion22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting old seems scary. To need help for small every day tasks. Sure, not everyone does, but still..
BowsNToes21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's why God invented guns. I am definitely taking myself out before I get to that point.
GIVE_ME_YOUR_BOOZE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on February 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thing is, by the time most people realize that they would rather die, they have already lost the ability to off themselves, hence the large number of elderly care facilitys.
Lanestrom ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:29:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's nothing to shake your fist at
fazelanvari ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:02:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's just sad ๐
timetospeakY ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:48:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw my friend's dad just got diagnosed :(
ThePa1eBlueDot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Oscar bait
joeyicecream ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaky delivery but I'll allow it.
Comrade_Commodore ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:38:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael J. Fox
RetBullWings ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Co-Starring Muhammad Ali
All_Work_All_Play ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right in the feels. I could never (without getting close) if coach had been drinking too much or if it was just one of those days.
bigfootlive89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a good role for Michael J Fox
HellaBester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hahaha! Oh....."
whoopadheedooda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Michael J Fox...
Lose__Not__Loose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of my life.
WritingPromptPenman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And oh boy, does it suck well. It's like they can't even control themselves when they get down there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D:
Codoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it shakes.
clearwind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So does M.S. I constantly struggle to get button down shirts on.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parkinson's Sucking: The only disease I'm getting tonight is gonorrhea
rippel_effect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parkinsucks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the pre-production title.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael j fox
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give this man an Oscar!
FrigginManatees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
ferretflip ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:04:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yteyeyesss iiittttiti dddodoeooooess
Fonzie_tx ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael J Fox!!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:17:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Until he's not old anymore and the shirt doesn't fit.
Vizina560 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:57:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring The Rock
ucnkissmybarbie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:02:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael J Fox.
myprettyinwonderland ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:24:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an improvement on the original.
ThunderDonging ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:34:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may actually be more watchable than the original
Anaklusmos7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an Andy Warhol film.
bobbyntables ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sundance loved it!
AsteroidMiner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, I already watch this movie every time Arsenal plays.
Monkey_Brain_Oil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost spit Coke zero all over my monitor!
LameCucumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom was in this movie. Well, the non -ing version that is.
go_ask_your_father ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"See to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt."
rendleddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, better than the original.
Qonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
read that as bottoming, giggled
anna_bellee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sad movie.
didierdoddsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who has three hours?
Sanity0004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like something David Lynch would actually do.
Dutch_Blitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael J. Fox
vVvMaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael J. Fox
Not__sam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one killed me
D_K_Schrute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Dwight 'The Rock' Johnson
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually sounds a lot more interesting than the original movie
Killtrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael J. Fox.
tacticalswine87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This fucking killed me! Hah!
yellowpom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh harder than it probably should have
sanfilsr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't That what the movie was the first time? I fell asleep
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is my favorite. You've got my vote.
ristakayy ยท 4699 points ยท Posted at 10:20:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - I couldn't afford my bills anyways.
[deleted] ยท 2587 points ยท Posted at 10:52:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That lady deserves her false PPI money...
...and we deserve to die..."
PipBoy808 ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 12:36:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the death of her mentor, PPI Mae.
Slaymrgrey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I died
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is this from something?
Zhwoobatte ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:34:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Bill
LordFlashy ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the story of the Assassins collection agency
Chives_Almighty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:12:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Who knew sending out invoices could be so deadly'
AhYahSuhNice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My son Carter has allways something to kill.
lol_AwkwardSilence_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:25:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rent is too damn high!
Techhead7890 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:31:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop charging me automatically! I didn't want omgwtfbbq service in the first place and I certainly don't want to be billed for it!
Duckbilling ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:49:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corporate accounts payable, death speaking
mulduvar2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:35:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically Fight Club?
ztrlz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming this Fall...
In a world where your call is important to us...
One brave man chooses to stay on the line...
As he prepares to kill the next representative that will be with him shortly...
"Please listen carefully as our options have changed. Say "new account" to activate a new account. Say "support" for technical support. Say "billing" for billing and payments..."
"Billing"
"I'm sorry, did you say 'bling'?"
"No, billing"
"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Please choose from the following options: For...."
"Billing billing billing!!!asdljsldkfjslkd"
nemisys1st ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tales of Dr. Kevorkian's accountant
Mr_Slippery ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The working title for Fight Club?
Which of course leads to Fight Clubbing -- a documentary about saving baby seals.
CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The true story of Jack Kevorkian's struggle to collect money from his patients.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same movie, but the action scenes take place at the IRS.
spunkyweazle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically the same movie only everyone the bride fights wears those clear green accounting visors.
natos20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed far too hard.
dellintelcrypto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A do-good politician fights for taxes on frags in computer games.
oats15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going paperless
Sand_Trout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same as the original, except the targets are unfortunate paper-pushers working in the billing department of Comcast instead of trained assassins.
DoctorBiscuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are an infinite amount of universes, and they have to find the right one and save the town of Billings, Montana.
KSCleves83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - A man has a vendetta against his cable company and their ludicrous cable bills, sending him on a murder spree of vigilante justice.
Fiishbait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When massive roadside adverts kill you"
SpottyNoonerism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of Janice in Accounting.
https://youtu.be/k8HpQZUF2OY?t=25
FauxReal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - The Bride is bankrupt from an overpriced four-year contract. The discounted plan she signed up for is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of Comcast employees who betrayed her - a team she was once part of.
broncyobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A dockumentary by Michael Moore.
dono111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man gets tired of receiving bills every single month, he goes on a mission to wipe out the billing departments for all his home utilities!
IHNE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's about scrapping new laws
Scylax92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no, no, Kill Billing is a film about the less glamorous side of paid assassins - where Lรฉon has do spend 45 minutes on hold to accounts payable.
Epicritical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Deadly Viper Accounting Squad
omgitscynthia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an employee for a cable company billing department, this shit is too real.
PM_YOUR_LADY_HUMPS ยท 5067 points ยท Posted at 09:23:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Breakfast Clubbing, clubbing so late that you actually end up clubbing really early.
Edit: Got mentioned on @Midnight
greenpearlin ยท 900 points ยท Posted at 09:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i.e. clubbing in Tokyo or Hong Kong
MikoSqz ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 11:15:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or London. I went to a club there that goes into "chill-out" mode sometime around dawn and doesn't kick the last stragglers out until 8am or so. Makes it easy to get back since by the time you're out of there the public transport's all going again.
tim_jam ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 12:03:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of places do this but I think they're generally kept quiet in back-alley basements, mostly due to the copious amounts of drugs.
Muvlon ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 12:08:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I wasn't aware this is considered an unusual thing elsewhere.
Just go to a club that plays techno/goa/DnB, they're often open till the PM of the next day. Sometines they will only close for 1-2 hours in the afternoon to clean up, then the next party starts.
messy_eater ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:14:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'll just stay home, but thanks for the tip.
beniceorbevice ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:27:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah in Miami(space, heart, eleven) people arriving at 9am when I'm leaving..kids these days
kamionek ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:39:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
people have been partying like this for decades, it's nothing new really
ABigRedBall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a good combination of genres and tempos. Much darkpsy/hi-tech alongside some techstep and amen choppage?
Edit: Name and city?
Muvlon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm near Cologne, that's where I go to party most of the time at least.
ABigRedBall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Australian who might be in Europe this year here. What is the club called? Would love to see Current Value or other German DnB while I'm over. Heading to Let It Roll festival but anything else is always interesting.
MikoSqz ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:36:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I assumed it was a common thing in big cities.
That club in particular apparently didn't have a license to sell alcohol for the longest time, they just charged a cover (for the music and sound system and all that), and people would stroll in with magnums of champagne or crates of beer or what have you. And pocketfuls of drugs, obviously. They sell booze now but I believe members can still stroll in with magnums of champagne and pocketfuls of drugs, not sure about their guests.
Nlelith ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:21:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Berlin, where you'll have clubs open from Thursday to Sunday.
keoghberry ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:14:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Berlin club scene is fucking mental.
Nlelith ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:53:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the best way possible, it is.
PM_ME_YOUR_BEARD_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hells yeah, I love living here :D
keoghberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So jealous! It's my favourite city in the world, been there 3 times so far.
Pleasant_Jim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they still busy at 2pm on a Friday?
Nlelith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some clubs actually are busy from Thursday 11:59pm to some time Monday morning. Dancing in the afternoon sun is a whole different experience, especially in summer.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:45:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In spain most clubs close at 8 a.m
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La gente esta muy loca.
tinoasprilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the Fuck?
TheBrownWelsh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah they do.
Fun anecdote; when I finished secondary school in 2001, my parents took me and my brother to Spain for a family holiday in Magaluf. What they didn't know is that they'd booked us a week in, at the time, the second biggest clubbing scene in Europe (I think).
We got off the plane, bumped into some Irish blokes, and spent most of the week in other peoples hotels and dancing/drinking until the sun came up. Parents were pissed at us so we spent a couple of days with them towards the end, mostly because we were too hungover to do anything else. That was one of the greatest party experiences of my life and I still remember it like it was last month.
Being immersed in that scene at 16 after being a pretty introverted adolescent made me the fabulous person I am today.
BetweenTheCheeks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:41:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, your parents took you to shaggaluf
TheBrownWelsh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but I didn't get laid there. I was still pretty shy at that time, so all I cared about was making out/snogging as many "birds" as I could.
Which I did. Like, 5 girls made out with me. At the time, that was my greatest achievement considering the only girl I'd ever kissed was my pretty large primary school girlfriend who ended up being gay.
My childhood was confusing.
BetweenTheCheeks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a respectable achievement for a 16 year old, I'd reckon most of those girls were at least a couple years older than you
tinoasprilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that sounds movie worthy
TheBrownWelsh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. So many hilarious and noteworthy things occurred during that trip, it almost seems unbelievable to me. If I didn't have shitty disposable Kodak camera pictures of the time we spent there I'd assume my memory was playing tricks on me.
My 2 fav memories from that trip; I entered an Iron Man drinking contest/pub crawl and made it to the semi-final round at which point I had to be literally dragged back to the hotel by my brother where I proceeded to puke so much next to the pool that they had to close it for an hour to clean up, then a few nights later some guy was caught beating on some girl in the street which resulted in an entire clubs-worth of people chasing him down streets and alleys in Scooby Doo fashion.
Least fav memory; there was an English girl I was desperately trying to hit on for the whole trip who was 18/19 and didn't know I was 16... until my brother told her in an attempt to cock-block me. She ended up treating me like her little brother after that, metaphorically bandaging me up when I was injured and eventually making out with my brawd right in front of me. I was butt-hurt to the maxtreme.
Pleasant_Jim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Made for TV movie-worthy
FF3LockeZ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:57:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, that would not work in the US. There's no public transportation, so it would just mean that by the time you're out of there, rush hour has started.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:00:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? There's tons of public transportation in the US. Even in medium sized midwestern towns, if not in the most remote ones.
Leirkov ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:05:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The public transit in a strong majority of places is bad and very unreliable.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:33:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There might be 'tons' of public transportation, but in most areas, it is completely inadequate.
madmilton49 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:42:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you tried using it? Public Transportation in the US is bad. Pretty much across the board. Hell, I've lived in towns where they refused to run public transportation on weekends. There are people who rely on that to get to work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have. It's very good in Massachusetts, and still ok in Iowa.
madmilton49 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:53:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's strange to me. I've lived in small towns in Michigan, places on the East Coast, West Coast, and in New Orleans. NOLA was the best by far.
youngchul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try to visit Europe, Japan etc. and you'll get another perspective on what's considering good in terms of public transportation.
tinoasprilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure people do this in NYC
exikon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My go-to club has the last dj starting at 6 or 7 usually. Sometimes there's an afterhour till 10 or in some cases (bigger events) 12-1p.m.
roastedbagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Miami. Club Space closes at noon...yes, noon.
nsccss ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:30:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never been clubbing in HK but Tokyo isn't really that kind of place in my experience. More like clubbing in Berlin I'd say.
[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 12:55:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Berlin it would be clubbing until it's early, then late, then early, then late and then it's monday.
nsccss ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right! Then it's trying to recover for a couple of days, and then it's back into the madness.
rwolf ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:52:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't the new year party at berghain go on for 5 days this year?
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:55:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No idea, never got in lmao
Nlelith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisyphos as well, IIRC
Eskaminagaga ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:13:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the trains stop running at midnight and don't start up again until 5am, you don't have much choice unless you want to drop 10,000 yen on a taxi.
Zarmazarma ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:57:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure clubbing is the right word though. Karaoke Bars and Net Cafes are open 24/7, and you can get 8 hours for 2000 yen or something, so I've always know those as the refuges of drunk business men, teachers, and 20-somethings.
rab777hp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what Paris is like. Metro stops at 2am, so if you want to club until a reasonable hour and not spend a fortune on a taxi/uber (no UberPop anymore in Paris) you gotta keep going.
trivial_sublime ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:56:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ageha will do exactly that for you.
reerg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story. While on vacation we decided to go to Ageha so we jumped on the bus near Shibuya Station. On the bus was a couple of people but two crossdressers stood out. Whatever, I don't judge. Then the bus was on its way and this kind of softcore gay music video started on playing on the televisions and we slowly realized what was going on. Turns out Ageha was hosting a gay pride / celebration kind of thing that evening.
Anyway, the view of Tokyo from the bus was nice. We bought some alcohol at the 7/11 near Ageha and took a cab back.
StrangelyBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't even leave until the first train if you didn't book a seat on the bus.
trivial_sublime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why there are soooo many sleeping people there!
MyNameIsStretch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you go clubbing in Roppongi? Because it is exactly like this there.
nsccss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you gone clubbing in Berlin? :)
MyNameIsStretch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't made it there yet. And I am kind of over clubbing at this point. Roppongi was like 10 years ago now that I think about it. Fuck. I'm old!
Regis_the_puss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shinjuku Sanchome has some clubs that stay open till late. Things get..a bit weird. Japanese drunk is best drunk.
Beer_in_an_esky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, kinda is, if only because you're stuck in town til the trains start up again.
Fucking TX.
RonnieReagansGhost ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:00:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clubbing in Berlin is about to take in a whole new meaning with all those immigrants over there
MomWTF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't /r/imgoingtohellforthis
H4PPYxK1LLMORE ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:19:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... Or anywhere?
Brave_Horatius ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:55:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or anywhere with a decent scene...
hk_phooey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living in Hong Kong, I can confirm this is a thing.
madmilton49 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:43:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You have no idea how much I wish I could live in Hong Kong. It's been my dream since I was a kid.
To the person who inboxed me telling me to just do it: I can't. It's not possible. I can't get a working visa without a bachelors degree and I just can't afford school. I'm stuck here and probably will be for the rest of my life.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ritoplsaoshin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would disagree. Still a great place to live.
Attila_22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And here I am living in HK sorta missing the US
youngchul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not saying that it's possible, but I guess you're from a country where you have to pay tuition.
Have you considering making a public loan (if applicable) to do a useful bachelor's degree that can enable you to easily pay off your loans? It can be very doable if you go to a community college or similar.
Another option is if you have roots in Europe or within EU, you can very likely study for free or close to free. Even as a non-EU citizen, you'll can still attend universities for a pretty low tuition fee.
If you're wondering about the possibility economically speaking, then try to head over to /r/personalfinance, they're really helpful and they can open up your eyes to what you actually can and can't afford.
madmilton49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in the US. I'm actually in an area where there's almost no employment if it's not the summer and living paycheck to paycheck, or sometimes going without, is the norm if you're not super affluent.
I really wish I was from Europe. It seems like they have so much more opportunity when it comes to education, not to mention how much easier it is to move across borders.
Honestly, I might not even be able to move to a place in the US I enjoy with my lack of higher education that would allow me to get a job lucrative enough to meet a living wage. I try not to think about it because it's incredibly depressing.
I am working, and trying to save money, but it's not happening even remotely quickly. I do YouTube stuff on the side, but that's obviously not something I expect to ever pan out. It's probably one of the most competitive things out there right now and I have nothing to offer that you can't get from someone else.
The biggest part is that even if I had a bachelor's degree, most of these countries require you to show at least $30,000 in the bank before a working visa will be issued to prove you're not going to split. I'd have to spend four years paying for school, and then save up for another many many years assuming I lived in a tiny low rent town that made me want to kill myself every single day.
I've been looking into these things for a long time. I think the simple fact is that I come from a low income family in a place with no opportunities and there's not much I can do to rise above that in America without getting lucky on some giant risk.
youngchul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really sorry to hear that. Have you tried to look for some scholarships or grants? If you can prove you're low income and your parents are too, sometimes you can get a significant part of your education paid for. Even in the states.
I haven't heard about a need to have $30k for a work visa before. Usually having a job offer from a company within the country is enough if you're well educated in a field that isn't too crowded. Like engineering, computer science etc.
Another option is to learn a lot of coding, which you can do online to a certain degree. Sometimes it can enable you to work remotely, if you're good at it. If you can maintain a decent wage doing that, you could just travel to some of those places you'd like to visit while doing some work on the side to pay for it.
hk_phooey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't mind me asking what sort of work do you do? Some jobs you can land out here can be based on experience i.e. IT. While a bachelor degree certainly helps, it's not always required but it will limit you to the advancement in careers or slow you down heavily. For IT you can still land a decent job with Certifications. Getting a small loan or saving up to do basic certs that can land basic jobs giving more than current pay, then taking that to earn better certs etc. I don't mind giving working visas to those who are experienced in the field, know what they are doing and can deliver the job. I started out with community college before going for my bachelor on some minor loans. Worked on a 2 year degree in 4 years and a 4 year degree in 2 years (transferred credits). Later I did the certs, but I know others who went certs first then worked on degrees after they landed a decent job that could help pay for the degree. It will take sacrifice and you may have to live off cheap food and little fun time but in the end it's worth it. Best thing is to look for recruiters to help place you and check forms like JobsDB to help find a job here. Also if you can start to study the local language that's always a plus on the CV. Even with a bachelors degree and a few year experience I had to start a low income IT job here and work up more experience and build a good reputation for myself before landing mid class pay jobs etc. After about 6-7 years I started to move from Jr. And Sr. Engineer to management. Also a good note if you work and live here for 7 or more years you can get a residency and then you don't need a working visa. Had a friend who's a personal trainer from US who did that and just worked at various gyms here in HK till he built a client list before going solo and getting his perm res. He may still live in a tiny studio flat but he is living his dream of living and working in Asia.
madmilton49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've worked in several different computer related fields, but always self-employed or on-call so I don't actually have any certifications. I did IT for my local school district for a while since their main "IT" person is woefully useless and did website design for a few local businesses and such. Not that those are up any more since businesses don't survive long around here.
Hell, even in computer related things that I don't know I generally pick them up extremely quickly. Maybe even faster now that the undiagnosed ADHD that I had all through school is actually medicated.
I haven't worked in this field professionally, but I have a lot of media experience. Mostly in video. Anywhere from Adobe Premiere to Adobe After Effects. I used to know a bit about Sony Vegas, but that was ten years ago and I'm sure it's changed quite a bit since then. I'm plenty proficient in photo editing programs, namely Photoshop, but I'm certainly no graphic designer or artist.
I used to do a good amount of 3D Modeling too, but I'm incredibly out of practice and I'm not sure I could make something that I, or an employer, would be happy with.
Actually, if we're talking in things I just have experience in (non-professional), I have a very large amount of computer skills. I live in a rural area, there wasn't anything else for me to do growing up then spend my time learning anything and everything I can. The catholic pre-school I went to had no IT people and I was the person they went to with issues, and this is when I was five. I'm usually humble about that kind of thing, but I'm actually pretty proud of that.
c0n5pir4cy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went clubbing in Osaka on holiday and ended up going for breakfast at my hotel when I got back, so Japan in general I would say!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
seananigans_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a thing??
vaelux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missed the last train... Keep partying until 5
SockPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flying Pan amirite
rab777hp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Far more Barcelona than HK...
youngchul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Been to both and I disagree. Drunk dim sum at 7 am is awesome. Both sure people in Spain do go out very late and stay out late as well.
rab777hp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same, but honestly past 4am LKF is generally much calmer, whereas in Barcelona people are just getting started
youngchul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh I remember my reaction the first time I went to Barcelona and found out that most clubs don't open before 1 am.
Barcelona in the summer is awesome.
OMGWhatsHisFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically anywhere but America.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, oddly enough, in Buffalo, NY.
PhrasingMother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
true story, I have been there and done that, in both places.
I_Promise_Im_Working ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize this was something I needed to do
Chimie45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both amazing if you've got the ยฅ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slimer?
DiscordianAgent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
San Francisco represent!
Andrew_Squared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Miami.
retrojacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want to expand on Hong Kong?? I'm going there next week!
Lost_and_Profound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or anywhere in Spain
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing: A motley crew of teenagers with lead pipes find out they have more in common than they thought when faced with starvation in an endangered sea lion preserve.
Breathe_the_Stardust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that's how most countries outside of the US do it. We've had visiting students and post docs from other countries in our lab and they're all surprised that we go out at 10pm. One had said she usually eats dinner at 10 or 11 and doesn't even go out until 1 or 2am. Then they party till the sun comes up.
Mustaflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Prague, where one club opens at 4 Am and closes at noon :)
MrBacon04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:31 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer clubbing in the arctic, seals are rare in tokyo and hong kong
lol_AwkwardSilence_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:28:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or if you're an alcoholic. Oh wait, clubs aren't open that late in my state.
thelastpanini ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:44:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast clubbing in Tokyo is where you finish and have ramen for breakfast
[deleted] ยท 633 points ยท Posted at 10:47:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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flclimber ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:17:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like veal, but from the water.
frisktoad ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:45:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaah, the joys of Canadian outdoors.
babyseallove ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
ZeroStars11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
mooblah_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now we know it's Tokyo.
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That went dark fast.
yourboyaddi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you greek or just fancy?
trouzy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:34:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
see. Purdue Breakfast Club
Iseman93 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this. Purdue Breakfast Club is the shit!
Danny_Datura ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:20:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They have this in most cities, some people like to rave before heading into work !
After-hours clubs basically offer this experience aswell
A40 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:35:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ie: real life.
Aaennon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:59:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Happened to me once, wasn't really at a club but at a gala, I stayed so late/early that I ended up dipping croissants in white wine for breakfast
JackofScarlets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:43:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should become an actual term.
trouzy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:33:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Breakfast Clubbing is a real term at Purdue. Though this is not the meaning.
Breakfast Clubbing @ Purdue - Waking up at 4-5am to get in costume, start drinking and go stand in line for the bars that open at 7am days of home games and Grand Prix
EDIT: IE pregaming the tailgate in style
JackofScarlets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's serious dedication
Koupers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:48:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing, when a polite Brit gets murderous over burnt beans.
sydneysomething ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:41:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its easy to do in 24 hour clubs. So disorientating when you go outside and its day time.
Barry_Scotts_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always hated that. Go in its light. Come out. Youre fucked. Its light again
FresnoChunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:26:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takes on a whole different meaning if it takes place in Newfoundland
Feeltheblood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you like scrambled eggs and seal first thing in the morning.
with_extra_chuckle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's still an after-after-after-after-after party! l just got to take my kids to soccer first!"
fox-eyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, a small town's local Waffle House turns into a club by night?
ohreally112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sequel to Fight Clubbing.
RedditsInBed2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a world... where young adults go clubbing in the morning rather than the evening!
freply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, a Saturday morning detention turns savage as the tormented teens turn to the wide array of blunt objects available in their school library.
wolfram187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the sequel Fight Clubbing, taken from the perspective of people who live in close proximity to clubs.
AcidCyborg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a night at Space.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The party's at IHOP!!! untz untz untz
--Quartz-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a standard weekend in Argentina. We go to clubs at 3 am, and get out around 6, most times get some breakfast and then go to sleep. There are people that go to other clubs that go on all morning, but that is only some people, the all night until 6am is just what regular young people do.
Stricherjunge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiddies
Phiarmage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So life?
StealthRUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, this takes place in downtown Miami, I'm guessing.
TechnicallyITsCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing -Baby seal meat goes great with eggs.
NecroGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hang out until last call, leave and get food somewhere, then hang out until first call and start drinking again. It's a thing.
dono111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Jamaica, they call it Bleaching.. staying up til di sun come up!
cxkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a group of misfits who find themselves through serious brunching.
thelandofnarnia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually a thing at Purdue University before home football games and once in the spring before a go-kart race.
Deagor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wait....thats not how everyone does it?
emaciated_pecan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of the sudden you end up at Ihop with some chick who appears rather unappealing in the light
boilerMkr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or as we call it in west Lafayette. Breakfast club
subsux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo clubbing for the senior citizens
RogertheStroklund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I took clubbing a different way. I just imagined a VERY brutal detention. The kind that makes Greenpeace film commercials about saving the teenagers.
Rodeo360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
down voted because you basically defined a new term instead of described a movie plot; but it had potential.
Breakfast Clubbing; a movie about a group of wanna-be trendy teens who aren't allowed to stay out past curfew so they take molly and dance in the mornings at a local Denny's.
marshmallowskies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similarly, "Fight Clubbing" (i.e. what everyone on my street does when they get too drunk.)
Regis_the_puss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the gold coast Australia the clubs stay open till five and people walk home along the beach. Of course, it's glass or be glassed.
PurpleTopp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:08:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Fight Clubbing?
First rule of Fight club, we do it to a techno beat
thekatzpajamas92 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:12:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing: In a world where breakfast has legs and people only have clubs. The hunt is on. For scrambled eggs.... Dun Dunn dduuuuuuuuun
SmOzi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:43:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sure love clubbing them seals in the morning
petosorus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:16:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, the story of a young brazillian getting known in clubs through his capoera and ends up being a international star
projectdagboken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:23:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a Swede, I of course thought you were referring to clubbing seals.
PM_YOUR_LADY_HUMPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As another Swede, I didn't know we had seals.
projectdagboken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:38:56 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We ate them all.
scofield608 ยท 6596 points ยท Posted at 11:03:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. Basically like jersey shore, just on the west coast
[deleted] ยท 864 points ยท Posted at 12:51:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Gsusruls ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 17:50:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, right? He took the high road with this one.
Synj3d ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:58:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were you half expecting a shitty porno?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:14:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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rick2882 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:20:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A cunning linguist.
YOLOSWAG420xX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you half expect something?
Synj3d ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:47:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By not whole heartedly expecting it.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:54:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wat did he not do
EatMoreCupcakesNow ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:24:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rimming insinuates a rimjob, a sexual act in which one participant licks the other's asshole.
Zachpeace15 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:15:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, then what the hell was he talking about?
Squibbles1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:28:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you have my full attention
33a5t ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:43:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...go on
Nekrag777 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:25:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A rimjob is where one runs their tongue along the outer ring of their partner's anus to sexually stimulate them. Performance of this act can be said to be engaging in "rimming". Basically the obvious joke was an shitty anal play porno title involving either Pacific coastal shores or people who live in/near the Pacific ocean.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:09:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, ty
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ASSLICKING!
[deleted] ยท 1214 points ยท Posted at 11:58:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
;)
irawwwr ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 14:29:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
TalonCompany91 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:59:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Lenny.
makintoos ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:47:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ( อกยฐ อส( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)ส อกยฐ) อกยฐ)
Yes?
ChatterBrained ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this is what one calls an army of Lennys
iamemanresu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a lenny moving side to side so fast he leaves after images.
makintoos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lenny used Double Team
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Double team me in my ass!!!
bluntedaffect ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:13:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:P แบ-<o
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nasty, smelly ass in my face!
maher321 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not the plot I thought you were going to describe...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmm... ass...
choke_my_chocobo ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 12:21:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also a movie about the underground California rimjob scene
ThanksOil ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 13:29:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's something I can get behind.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:11:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You kind of have to be behind.
DoingItWrongly ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:21:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hashtagthatsthejokedotjaypeg
ThePatridiot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pun intended?
BeardOGreatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather be in front.
o0i81u8120o ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 14:11:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So like jersey shore but on the west coast.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:16:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I thought the original was tastefully done and subtle.
DiePhilosoraptorDie ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:47:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of us are 14.
ItsMeMora ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/im14andthisiswtf
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except that wasn't underground. That's like the most visible part of Jersey.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what he said.
NoxTheWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad was getting me a DVD of this movie after it came out. Apparently Googling "Pacific Rim" already lead him to a lot of search results for a certain fetish. My own search turned up fine, so I think he must have misspelled it.
Either that, or we can blame Urban Dictionary for turning every phrase ever dirty.
dono111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is this really a thing?
ROFLance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U7Ghu2s.gif
tapeforkbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that what he was getting at?
mptyspacez ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:05:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't it be 'Pacific Riming'? A movie about dyslectic poets?
googahgee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:04:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or about "Rime", fog that freezes to shit
Gsusruls ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing dyslexic here. Rhyme is just flat out spelled wrong.
MrAlwaysIncorrect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ancient mariner wants a word with you
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:21:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or porno about eating ass in LA
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:11:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My bf referred to this movie as Specific Rim Job when it came out.
Cast_Away_Bob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:01:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok
skibumatbu ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came in here to say:
Pacific Rimming... Same plot... Just instead of the bots and aliens fighting, its a porno
John_Bot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:24:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been done..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krieger from Archer would love that.
SodaCanSuperman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:26:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
MikeFromToronto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real tans, fake t1ts
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will Pacific Rim 2 (sorry, no Electric Boogaloo) do? Link NSFW, obviously.
jointheredditarmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you have 12 episodes by April?
APartyInMyPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it's two hours of scat porn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winner :)
KidColi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like a rim job porno with only Pacific Islander stars.
daemon7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i thought this was going to be dirty. good for you sir.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's where the porn industry is.
ithunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17794247-pacific-rimming
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kappa.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
TehTurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Robots and Kaiju still right?
kgssa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best response on here by far
bob1111976 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking about Pacific Rimjob to be fair
Cypcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an annoying gay porn mov-ohhhhh
kdma81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oooooooh, that's what that's about... I was thinking something entirely different.
Freefight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good title for a porn.
chriscrowder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You deserve to be at the top!
Dont-Forget-To-Floss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
BanksKnowsBest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That didn't take the turn I was expecting. Bravo.
Keytrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First thing I thought of when I saw this was a bunch of Asians getting rim jobs.
Jacob3443 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
unpronouncedable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell the truth - you put OP up to posting so you could reply with this, didn't you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I saw that one in the phillipines...
TheGenocides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
^ A god among men
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in Oregon
PhazePyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about east coast Japan eh?
Shredder77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
::Applause::
itchy_puss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This... made me laugh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And with robots. Can't forget the robots
ZiggyPalffyLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the first thing that came to mind with that title...
Sawyourmomma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just remember, your dad will always be here to give you a rim job
Polar_Ted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only slightly less popular than Kung Pow! Enter the Fisting
adrianloric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha
AVerySkilledAsian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was getting more of a rim job vibe from that. But okay.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't care if this isn't top comment, straight up the best one though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like that movie should have a lot of phrasing
thelidpatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was going in a completely different direction.
thebush007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Snooki as:
a robot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That reminded me of the joke:
What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad? Pacific rim
PM_YO_BOOBS_PLEZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:37 on February 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just made me spit my tea over my laptop screen, dick :'(
jamesno26 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:21:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a cast consisting of giant robots.
bathroomstalin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:28:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With a special guest appearance by your mom
http://imgur.com/u4SE6YX
HITLERS_SEX_PARTY ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh..you added an 'm'..not allowed.
Epithemus ยท 4770 points ยท Posted at 10:20:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Sawing. It's about craftsmanship.
The Dark Knighting. It's about Sir Garfield Sobers being the first man of African descent to be knighted.
Full Metal Jacketing. The Elric brothers go clothes shopping.
ThePoliteAlchemist ยท 780 points ยท Posted at 12:35:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your last one killed me
workraken ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 14:55:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quick someone, transmute something. Don't want that equivalent exchange to go to waste.
ViolentWrath ยท 213 points ยท Posted at 15:49:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read your comment and panicked so I transmuted my daughter and dog. Now what?
workraken ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 16:02:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Document and report your findings, maybe you can finally get that grant money and continue your research!
ViolentWrath ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe this is still a problem, I did the same thing to my wife so I thought I was in the clear!
angry_badger32 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:02:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. There seems to be an albino with a scar and a...tan? Looks like he's following you.
Hide your daughter/puppy, he may try to rape her.
spuddlesaur ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:58:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or worse...
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:13:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What could possibly be worse than a scarred dude trying to rape my girl/dog?
nemisis714 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:16:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I dunno, it's not like he can blow her up or anything.
Edit: I guess I was wrong... RIP
sniperFLO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey look, he's just trying to pet her with his entire hand.
FallenAngelII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And in only 4 short months, death by assassination.
dougmich24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This joke just went over so many peoples heads, I give you a point.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:52:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
PvtPain66k ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:30:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon. :<
RabidWalrus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:17:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IS NO THREAD SAFE?!
Nebfisherman1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still have a bitch on your hands?
DonTori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Wanna play?
MagicalMagpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in chimera
The_ThirdFang ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 14:15:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It killed Hughes too
TastyBrainMeats ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 14:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon, man. Too soon.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:53:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maez was a good man.
bobby_corwin ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a shame about this rain....
copypaste_93 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:36:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the part where someone does the sad dog gif ?
boywar3 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gotchu
joefilly13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pleasure running into you here. Now get back in the closet.
boywar3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right after you and Tom Cruise agree to come too
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:35:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
The_ThirdFang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's not raining sir
GalacticProfessor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it is. This is rain.
707KRS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
almightytom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:35:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in peace
ThePoliteAlchemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you ):
MaximaFuryRigor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rest in peace in peace.
Zenith2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rip
TreeDiagram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alphonse no!
Satans__Secretary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Looks at username*
Nice.
dashauskat ยท 388 points ยท Posted at 11:56:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Up vote for mentioning the great Garfield Sobers
The_Farting_Duck ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:00:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather read a book called "The Great Garfield Sobers" than "The Great Gatsby".
theinspectorst ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:44:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People in Swansea still talk about the day he rocked up at St Helen's ground and did this to Glamorgan.
dashauskat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how angry would the bowler be at the guy that dropped the 5th...
pukesonyourshoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:09:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you kind sir. I'd heard of this, had no idea it was captured for posterity. Last one right out of the ground... Amazing.
aaronkaiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gave the upvote for mentioning anime.
Fiishbait ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it is not about a ginger cat that got knighted & partied hard afterwards? o0
pinkkittenfur ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 12:20:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Ron Swanson.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:03:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a DIY video on making a canoe.
Terrible_Ty ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Full Metal Jacketing" - Is this you know...before or after....
f15k13 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:28:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
whelks_chance ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:30:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Shit, have we not had a black person knighted before? That can't be right..
Edit: having thought about it for 20 seconds, it has certainly happened.
T-Bolt ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:03:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but Garfield Sobers was the first black person to be knighted.
whelks_chance ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:07:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, services to cricket. You'd think at least they could round it up to 'services to sport'. Still, congrats to him I guess!
Epithemus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's probable, I just googled and that was 2/3 first results so I went with it.
[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 11:41:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Geminii27 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 12:48:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, getting Al to put on a jacket could be riveting.
omahaks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:23:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
next gen dad jokes
Obsidian_Veil ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:40:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Alchemisting doesn't have the same ring
cybervalidation ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:01:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crossover episode?
Gunnery Sgt "How tall are you, alchemist?"
Ed "5'9" sir"
Gunnery Sgt "5'9"? O didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
Ed - angry anime reaction face
Imperium_Dragon ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:05:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it makes perfect sense.
45b16 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:11:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The show isn't called Full Metal Jacket, though
EpicPhail60 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it's fine. People refer to Edward as Full Metal sometimes, and he does wear jackets, so it still works.
Imperium_Dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, but it's about a metal based alchemist getting a jacket though.
45b16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I don't get it
Imperium_Dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a joke.
In the anime (called fullmetal alchemist) it's about a guy who can transmutate metal.
Then the title was changed from Full Metal Jacket (the one about U.S. soldiers) to Full Metal Jacketing (where the alchemist gets a jacket)
45b16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhh, I didn't know that Full Metal Jacket is a movie
iamtheowlman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:49:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you have this in an XXXXXXXXXXXL?"
iWant_To_Play_A_Game ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Id watching Sawing.
misterpickles69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nesting - A short nature documentary about how wild birds prepare their homes for their eggs
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit man I've gotta rewatch FMAB now.
cesclaveria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been postponing watching that series for one reason or another for a long time and I think this joke is what is going to make me watch it tonight.
TheDarkman67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's better than the original in my opinion in many many ways
Original is a revolutionary masterpiece
Brotherhood is a BETTER revolutionary masterpiece.
cesclaveria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that is what I heard. I loved the original and I'm looking forward to this one since the description always is: "like the original, but better" also it's been so long since I saw the original that even the repeated stuff will feel new to me.
TheDarkman67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mhm, but something you should be ready for, in Brotherhood, the first part moves REALLY fast. Because the story at first is the same, they condensed the events of the first half of the first series into 13 episodes instead of 26, so they could then focus on the new stuff.
yeezusjesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Subtle little anime in that full metal jacketing reference
FatBoxers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Panicking
Sasuke in his later years with serious PTSD
mrstalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, Ed and Al wore the same goddamn outfit the entire show. Al has his excuse, but FFS Ed.
CalicoLime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As much as the red coat gets torn up, they had to have done this at least a couple times.
AbsoluteElsewhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL about Sir Garfield Sobers. Just skimmed his Wiki page; didn't specify that he was the first. Still, didn't expect to actually learn facts in this thread.
DontTellHimPike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty certain Sidney Poitier was knighted before Garry Sobers. I think it was quite close though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edward?....
Do you like this color on me?
lovelycosmos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love the Full Metal Jacketing one
madjag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for cricket reference!!
JPLjoseph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ed leaves behind his life of alchemy to be a tailor.
ORANGESAREBETTERTHAN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That last one was on purpose, right? RIGHT?!
Deviknyte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The second one sounds like an actual movie that would be made and should probably win a bunch of Oscars, you know how they love period pieces, but doesn't get nominated because it's about a black guy.
someinvisiblehand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ron Swanson would likely approve of this film.
Shikamaru_Senpai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ED-WURD-DOOOOAAAA
10gil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Ron Swanson as Nick Offerman
Cadamar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting is probably the first one of these I could see as an actual movie.
MrBlob804 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love the last one!
NinjaRobotPilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ed will just pick up another red coat. It's all he wears!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch the shit out of a Garry Sobers biopic. The man was the boss.
Cerseis_Brother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for mentioning the great Elric brothers.
meowmeowmonicat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for the mental picture of the Elric brothers going coat shopping
Rocknrollsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sawing. It's about craftsmanship."
I see a 'Parks and Recreation' spinoff staring Ron Swanson.
RetroHorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't the Elric brothers from "Full Metal Alchemist"?
dylanorihuela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isnt Full Metal Jacket the Kubrick war film...?
kildala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing for teens?
MindlessMindless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:54 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Alchemisting?
TheFlyingFetus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, one each buddy!
Palm-TopTaiga ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elric brothers are from Full metal Alchemist though..
FrenchieM ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:54:17 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually its Fullmetal Alchemisting
Epithemus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:36 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
incase you're retarded and not just trolling http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 6187 points ยท Posted at 09:45:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging: The most boring movie ever
DirtySueB ยท 4565 points ยท Posted at 12:08:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice-T, Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice getting old.
Maria_vonTrappQueen ยท 1429 points ยท Posted at 13:17:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the hell out of that one.
QueequegTheater ยท 2640 points ยท Posted at 13:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what we've been doing since the late 90s.
[deleted] ยท 278 points ยท Posted at 14:08:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>tfw Dr. Dre's on the cover of AARP magazine
QueequegTheater ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:24:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what?
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no joke
Codeshark ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am glad my favorite band is Nirvana.
happyhappyjoejoe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:10:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kurt would've turned 50 next year
Codeshark ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right, but he is dead, so he is forever young.
happyhappyjoejoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that's Alphaville
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:46:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh
My
God
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:55:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda random, but you know what's surprising? No one has given Dr. Dre and honorary doctorate in music. You'd think universities would be all over that. I mean, Jeremy Clarkson has an honorary doctorate in engineering, and he thinks the pinnacle of tool technology is a hammer.
QueequegTheater ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:01:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redneck_Grandpa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it wasn't for the hammer we wouldn't have nails.
REDDITATO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Are you sure? I could've sworn he received one around the time Straight Outta Compton released.
Ninja Edit: I can't find anything other than a post on a satirical site. That might be what I saw, I guess.
digitalsmear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life Insurance, Mother Fucker! Get it.
ohyouresilly ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:04:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The plot is really starting to get exciting
Spiderranger ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:11:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, mark your spoilers for World War Zing. You're gonna ruin it for everyone
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wrestled one of those really satisfying deep stomach laughs out of me.
Thank you very much :)
OuroborosSC2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since the day you were born.
QueequegTheater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said late 90s, not 1993.
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my money back.
QueequegTheater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No refunds.
JonesinJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly my thoughts
ValidatedQuail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get some Ice for that burn.
Citicop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what they've been doing since birth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing is happening right here.
haf1zur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:46:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Till it freezes over!
Maria_vonTrappQueen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a tagline in here somewhere...
Banzai51 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:13:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would the end always be the same? Ice-T and Ice Cube getting sick of Vanilla Ice and kicking the shit out of him? Because I'd watch the fuck out of that.
TheGinLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You already are they're all ageing.
MundaneFacts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ridiculous 6 has Vanilla Ice in it. He's my favorite.
Maria_vonTrappQueen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just convinced me to watch it.
MundaneFacts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure some peorple would disagree, but I'd put it in Sandler's top 5 best movies.
iamasuitama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We will need to make a kickstarter, for starters
And get the (scandinavian?) guy from Kung Fury
teezyla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it to see coco
Jaisun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:07:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called real life
[deleted] ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 13:38:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Widdlebrudder ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:47:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched that episode last night!
supra728 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched it today!
Vliolix ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched it when it came out, last nigt and today!
supra728 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched it tomorrow
amidon1130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the true rick and morty answer
never_any_cyan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to crunch some numbers
coreyshep ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made me care more.
nutellis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:41:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ma man
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ Yes
TheShowerDrainSniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Getting cold
CalmlyRaging ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:43:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it's Water T now.
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cuz he went soft
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:51:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*water-T
SJHillman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:23:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looks up their ages
Ah, a documentary then.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:45:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FATHER, I CARE NOW!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:58:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No love for water-T?
ArchdukeAwesomeSauce ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:00:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So they become Water-T, Water Cube and Vanilla Water
bcdm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure you can buy that at Whole Foods with your asparagus water.
shishamo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:28:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and iceiceice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feat. IceJJFish
egotisticalnoob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao, this makes is SO MUCH better
Ashrewishjewish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its time to crunch the numbers!!
Wepp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well Vanilla Ice has a show on HGTV now. It's about flipping upscale houses.
Marimba_Ani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too late.
bushidocowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just died of laughter. Well done.
mmarkklar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I kind of want to see a reality show like that, the Ices T, Cube, and Vanilla all living together as roomates in a large house getting into crazy hijinks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been watching that movie for 20 years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this show(s) already exist.
mytigio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So like, the Golden Girls but with washed up rappers?
Joba_Fett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like the Tyler Perry remake of Grumpy Old Men
finitude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyhood but with all your favorite ice cold rappers.
AlienFrogThing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And also, ice jj fish
TheDStudge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice-T is already billions of years old
candre23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But in the end, they get a makeover courtesy of their fabulous new friend, Ice Capade.
antbones111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically just a grumpy old men remake starring those three...
Peculiar_One ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And battle the numbericons. It's time to crunch the numbers!
Jerlko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Vanilla Ice getting old.
Black don't crack.
sevinKnives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Water T becoming Ice T: The movie.
jedediahstout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or ...Ice-T, Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice getting cold.
notsalg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like a reality tv show portraying their progression into old age and the fights they get into with technology.
Regerton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can LL Cool J have a supporting role? Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Vanilla Ice are getting older, while LL Cool J goes from cool to colder...
go_ask_your_father ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, real life? :(
CaptainFilmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Mr. Cool Ice
ivenotheardofthem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm real time.
activow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging: Ice-T, Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice on a quest to solve climate change.
mens_libertina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow up to FlavaFlav's reality show?
6510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This cover of Institutionalized is largely that, for Ice-T anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9jXnZS3ouU
grumpydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like... when somebody eats too much chocolate cake?
Or like... when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries?
-StarHawK- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am ready to rejoin my brethren on alphabetrium
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a 30 For 30 title.
MrGMinor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:10:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Ice from Hocus Pocus.
[deleted] ยท 836 points ยท Posted at 10:55:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man I GET it! BORE ing. Because it's about ice aging.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 459 points ยท Posted at 10:56:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here: have a cookie
MasterAgent47 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:10:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Only_One_Kenobi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:21:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nomnomnom
TinyFoxFairyGirl ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:04:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M-me too please?
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 11:06:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since you asked s nicely... No
natergonnanate ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:19:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There Kenobi two.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:24:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:'( fine, take a cookie you evil person
akshgarg ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:54:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it normal to laugh at something you don't fully understand?
Iputupwiththisshit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:51:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Web MD here, you have cancer
akshgarg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:00:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Holy Shit!! I never even had sex. Now I have to take all those antibiotics ):
Iputupwiththisshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well have you had any of the following symptoms: Living, Breathing, Dying, Clipping your toenails, Shitty Puns.
akshgarg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea. All of those. OMG!! Its bad????
Iputupwiththisshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incorrect grammar to It's, that means you also have aids
CptnAwkwrd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:09:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get it now. You guys don't want me to have a cookie :(
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:11:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that was awkward
Pit-trout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, they were oatmeal raisin anyway.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine it's chocolate chip
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too you fucking cockwomble?
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf is a cockwomble?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came up with it myself.
It either refers to an unpleasant person, in the same vein as wanker or asshole, or refers to a move where an attacker strikes a male opponent in the crotch with a womble puppet filled with marbles, soap, a brick or any other weighted object.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How high are you?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:20:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be a bot.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:21:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be hilarious.
I just stole them from the dark side
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a bullet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But there's only one
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:54:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greedy?
kongu3345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greedo?
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Greedo was my best friend. Don't say anything nasty about him
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Kenobi
midnightketoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's under a mile of prehistoric glacier
ewyll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed it for you: Have a cooking.
Spicy-Rolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it gluten free?
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course. Gluten free, animal product free, chemical free, and organic. Unfortunately this also means that it tastes like cardboard and is extremely venomous.
Spicy-Rolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Venomous? Is that gluten free as well? My body is a temple, I don't want to knock it down.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, even though the cookie is gluten free it's venom isn't. Neither are the raisins
LuciferianAntichrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a hand job
HappyBot9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have one, papa?
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:16:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I started something over here
HappyBot9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:19:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just give me a cookie then, brah. I ain't finna ask again.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:25:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what you gonna do about it?
HappyBot9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:38:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accept defeat. I've got other things to do. Enjoy your extra cookie (:
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:39:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, now Ill blame you when I get fat
Vanq86 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:12:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
golf clap
bathroomstalin ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:07:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only supersmart Futurama fans will get this.
Well, some of them will, at least.
They'll all laugh irregardless, of course. Well, snort, at least.
EndTheBS ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:03:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Age 2: the Meltdowning
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:04:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ellie and Mannie have a special needs child who loves his extra chromosome
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie of the year 2015
ronbraly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, after Ice Age, that is.
humanHamster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:03:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drip...drip...drip...
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you just turned it into a horror movie
Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily. Just because ice gets older doesn't mean it melts. If it's cold enough, then it just stays as ice.
So in this movie, literally nothing is happening. Maybe it's the anti-global warming documentary. At least Al Gore's probably not in it.
humanHamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking sort of a melt/refreeze thing. Eventually the movie ends because after melting and before refreezing some of the liquid evaporates.
Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, sure, if the movie ran long enough.
I suppose is Peter Jackson directs, we'll reach the end of the ice age in the extended versions.
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A former criminal must sell fifty pounds of stolen 4-MAX cut with volatiles before they explode in 24 hours, while being chased by both sides of the law.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually sounds pretty damned awesome. You may have one of the stolen cookies too
toket715 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the sequel to Paint Drying
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the prequel to grass growing
Xdivine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's go back to removing the ing. What would Paint Dry be about? Would it just be a sequel?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've heard of the titanic but what about the ice? The backstory of the iceberg that crushed the hopes and dreams of thousands. What it grow from Icicle to murderous monster
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a clumsy teenager who was misunderstood?
saadakhtar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Watering?
Inspectrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I hear it has a Titanic ending
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's pretty big too. But someone told me you still only really see a third of it. 5/7 of it is actually hidden
reaidstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix Original. Same studio that brought you Oscillating Fan and the Fireplace series.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My childhood favorites
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sequel: Paint drying
sig331 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler alert: It's water the whole time.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eventually yes
radio_room ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is true facts about the ice age
bboydrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
because I'm broke as fuck: http://i.imgur.com/9IHrQ6V.jpg
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awwwww, thank you. Much appreciated
latigidigital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging: Faces of Meth
OctavianX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sublime
Bpax94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie is sublime
ricobirch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tragic begging, bit slow in the middle, but makes up for it with a heartwarming ending.
Basically a Pixar movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like paint drying, but with ice.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have established that Paint drying is the sequel.
fotografamerika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the working title for Are We There Yet?
ggizi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omfg! :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Faces of Meth production
doihavemakeanewword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit Silver for you, no time to link.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shhhhhhhhh
Styrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The award winning sequel to Paint Drying.
star_bury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sequel? Heating.
djcraze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would actually be Ice Ageing.
grapesandmilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, the Ice Age sequels?
ILoveDeadBabyJokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be called "Water", not ice aging ?
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watering?
Mainzerize ยท 5645 points ยท Posted at 09:48:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - Stop calling me!!!
[deleted] ยท 3279 points ยท Posted at 10:10:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, yes, I get it!! 7 days, woopdidoo!"
Greyclocks ยท 886 points ยท Posted at 10:45:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if instead of seven days to live then its seven days of annoying phone calls?
Askew_WAS_TAKEN ยท 560 points ยท Posted at 11:18:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarier and shorter than the original - people die before the 7 days mark.
Passing4human ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 12:04:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And are happy to do so.
dragoness_leclerq ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:17:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit, why won't this bitch crawl out of the TV and end this already!?
RandomName01 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:02:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I wouldn't dare to watch that.
WaterbendingBubbles ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:05:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They kill themselves XD
Askew_WAS_TAKEN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:07:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ding ding ding!
Siegelski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on who. Some people would track down the caller and kill them instead.
droomph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either way, somebody's getting their asses beat
Hardin_of_Akaneia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing 2: Takening.
dumbledore_albus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:21:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even bigger scare - the annoying phone calls will start in 7 days. Your phone number will be shared with every telemarketer there is.
Stealthy_Wolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:37:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7 days of Peace , then the non stop ringing, the terror.
megamaxie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:13:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I choose death.
Vidla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By the 4th day you're then returning the calls trying to get it reduced to 5 days.
SwearWords ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the movie takes place before no-call lists for telemarketers?
tuxedoburrito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if they did a positive the Ring?
You only have 7 days to live.
So live like you were dying.
I WENT SKY DIVING
I WENT ROCKY MOUNTAIN CLIMBIN
I WENT 2.7 SECONDS ON A BULL NAMED FUMANCHU
AND I LOOOOOOVED SWEETER
AND I SPOKE SOFTER
AND FINALLY GAVE FORGIVENESS I HAD BEEN DENYING
AND SON ONE DAY I HOPE YOU GET THE CHANCE TO LIVE LIKE YOU WERE DYING
Man I'd love to see a recut of that trailer into an inspirational father / son living dynamic movie.
DreadPirateRobertsIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the main character got a job as tech support and had to work overtime for a week?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be two hours of waiting on hold to be added to the national do not call list
NOT_A_TRUE_ST0RY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I'm from Iowa and it's caucus time, this is a real living horror movie for me. Only instead of seven days it's been a month now.
hwarang_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:36:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's right, it's just 7 days until WWE champ John Cena defends his title in the WWE Super Slam. Right now you can order this awesome pay-per-view event for just $59.99! ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ
karrachr000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:25:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the newest film from Adam Sandler?
RandiTheRogue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:19:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from the Amanda Show.
karrachr000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:52:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I missed that one, but I can definitely see that being one of the skits...
"Bring in the Dancing Lobsters"
RandiTheRogue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's one to maybe jog the memory.
I always remember these skits because I always felt absolutely terrible for the old man. He just sounds so helpless and sad.
GeneralStrong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna take 7 fucking days to kill me? Bitch, I might as well do it myself then, bye."
Olak_ase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adele?
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Sir, this is Sten from Dell computer calling to inform you that you have a virus.
recentlyunearthed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I'm a healthy 25-45 year old male, and I'd like a 5 million dollar life insurance policy.
Uh, huh, This week would be great.
Notorious4CHAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The viper is coming. 7 days. *click*
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you call this number one more time I'm going to speak to your manager!"
shrekturself ยท 944 points ยท Posted at 10:23:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively -- tinnitus has never been so terrifying.
ShadowStealer7 ยท 404 points ยท Posted at 12:42:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mawp. Mawp."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's a harsh mistress.
DeadCannon1001 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:44:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawp. MAWP!
stghwk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:19:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one. It actually can keep me up at night. Which is anything but awesome.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:17:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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stghwk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:42:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have. I had great hopes but does not do the trick sadly.
Hannnz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:02:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel you, man. Hang in there.
Avilister ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too - for the last ten years I have not heard silence. Its sad.
stghwk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:07:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been so long I can't even remember what silence actually is. It's crazy how deafening "silence" can be if there's no background noise.
kciuq1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:48:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress!
Koooooj ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:20:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a support group, though: the Fellowship of the Ringing.
jojotoby ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawp
shotgunsparkle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meep meep meep meep
beastofexmoor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:57:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's that, Beaker?"
thenewvegas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh you beat me to it..! By several hours! Well played
sooprvylyn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or its a christmas movie about the tintinabulation of bells
Soluzar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are mistaken. It has always been terrifying, but you never knew how much.
zetacentauri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ultimate plot twist: man keeps hearing his phone ringing when in fact it was just his tinnitus
Mainzerize ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice one
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or: A documentary about life with tinnitus
niartiasnoba ยท 317 points ยท Posted at 10:14:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I must've called a thousand times!
Minn-ee-sottaa ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:40:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least I can say that I tried!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 12:19:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HelLOOOOO
RustyFrets ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:58:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello from the other side!
sirgog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:12:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it me you're looking for?
theriseofthenight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:12:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bloked you after the hundredth you psyco
PointyOintment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puts on robe and wizard hat
LeChuck999 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:50:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. It never occurred to me 'The Ring' could refer to the circle people see in the video or The ring of the phone when they get the creepy call.
muriff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only now have I pieced that together. wow
chastity_BLT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:49:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it actually alludes to the well the girl was killed in though.
LeChuck999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I think that's what the ring in the video represents
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:41:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Kenblu24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And lady gaga.
speakertothedamned ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqWwsUhrFBw
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
boop boop ba-doop-a-doop
nothis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:01:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, that's basically the plot of The Ring, too!
raubana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an Amanda Show skit. "YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! ...HELLO?"
daniu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... pretty much the same film.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought The Ring was about the phone ringing, not about the circular ring.
Spid8r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:38:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is pretty much the same movie though
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:47:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have the wrong number!"
ManicLord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:07:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS SUMMER
"I'm looking for champ. Is champ there?"
"...Who is champ?"
coming soon... Dootdootdoot
humanHamster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:03:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUT SIR! WE HAVE THIS AMAZING OFFER FOR A CARIBBEAN CRUISE JUST FOR YOU!!
Bobsyourunkle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Followed by the Johnny Knoxville sequel, the Ringering, where he pretends to be handicapped, with a bunch of handicapped people, trying to figure out what happened with that fucking ghost... Also, VHS tapes.
ReasonablyBadass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:30:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who's gay?"
cameljockey1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JJJJJOHN CENA ๐บ๐บ ๐บ๐บ ๐บ ๐บ ๐บ ๐บ
AustrianBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could still be made into a horror, the door bell rings... But nobody is there. Spooky
TokiStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could also be a documentary on people suffering from tinnitus
ijflwe42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Russian, the title of The Ring is "ะะฒะพะฝะธัั," which means either "to ring" or "ringing." So this is already a reality.
YJCH0I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello?
Hi, can I speak to champ?
darkbreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Richie?
loosebolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The tale of a group of scrap yard owners in Essex cloning cars.
mpjby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Adele
nickdanger3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its about bananaphone
CxOrillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did. You've just got tinnitus. Luckily, there's a support group for that!
Rosalen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing- Master of prank calls
mistafeesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the tragic story of a tinnitus sufferer.
JaqenHghaar08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his name is Jooooooohnnnnn CENAAAAAAAAAA
bakemonosan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could someone answer the damn phone!
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would call 500 times
and then I'd call 500 more...
TheMainMane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Reader's Digest calling with a wonderful offer for Cody!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively...
The Lifetime movie behind Drake's hit single Hotline Bling. It tells the gripping story of how his phone used to ring when a girl needed his love long before she started wearing less and going out more.
Gabrielasse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This telemarketer just doesn't get the point..."
creepynoises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'The shaaaaviing, the shaaaaaaving!'
NAmember81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tale of tendinitis.
kettleman10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically scream?..
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mawp, mawp, mawp...."
Jerameme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I just realized that The Ring works two ways, I feel like a moron.
damnedangel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawp
DougsNews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
theme music by Adele
UnknownPleasurz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Call me on my cellphone.
i_may_be_fake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing
The story of tinnitus
JazzAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and its sequel... The Lord of the Ringing... a biopic about a guy who's really good at calling people.
tfonk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello from the other siiiiide...
Antinontoxic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opening theme played by Adele
krag16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lord of The Ringing -- The paraquel where you see it from the villains perspective. Who is he?
graebot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, basically, it describes the same movie?
lava9611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pivotal scene of the film... https://youtu.be/J-inCB3POqs
offtopicinsult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Adele
Shizo211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically scary movie two.
geared4war ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soundtrack by Adele?
mntoak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. It's me..."
kyle1320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello
It's me
PlamenDrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up Adele
whitegullscall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So hello from the other siiiidddeeee, I must've called a thousand times...
That_One_Guy_Always ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his name is JOHN CENA!!!
AnxietyAttack2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got the wrong number!!!!!"
BloosCorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Story of Tinitis. Or Scizophrenia.
thenewvegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing: One Man's Struggle With Tinnitus
ireditloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - fucking Sarumon you troll
A_KILLER_DONG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringings says NO!
Mariske ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quit playing on my phone!
axelALink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao this really got to me for some reason. If I wasn't living off rice and beans right now I would give you gold.
benartmao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO, its me
I_WILL_ENTER_YOU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello by Adele is the soundtrack
Goatmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAAAT??? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!
poikilo21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello... its me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is this any different from the original film?
lo0ilo0ilo0i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringsing.
mms09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn it Adele!"
madmansmarker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adele?
Specnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually could be the same exact movie.
Gimli_a_Break ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing
PresidenteMadLibs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sequel: The Lord of the Ringings
Bayne86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Adele.
Optimistic_Nihilist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!"
MrAri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - John Cena edition!
teezyla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sound track - 'hello' by adele
ajos2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND HIS NAME IS JONH CENA!!!!!
jamalstevens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soundtrack. 1 song. Hello by Adele.
bladeplazma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You haaave the wrooong number!! Eh-please stop eh-calling here!!
wittchimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello? Is there anybody there...
gmeover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the ringing - one man's fight against tinnitus
crilen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will somebody answer the damn phone!
___Stranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dudududuuu ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๏ปฟ
SecularPaladin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:06:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Banana phone.
JaR82 ยท 1366 points ยท Posted at 11:20:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking
Adam Sandler suffers frustrations with slow web connections.
spideyjiri ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:26:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be a The Last Of Us movie.
mxmr47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A spinoff
WNJohnnyM ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:47:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just load the damn web page already!" click click click
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:33:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How will he look up new fart jokes?!
Derechapede ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see a romantic comedy about Adam Sandler finding love.
Marcus_Aurelius1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punch Drunk Love
insaniac87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not exactly what the thread asked for but I'd watch Punching Drunk Love
Marcus_Aurelius1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OR the porno parody Punch Drunk Loving
jerbaker087 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Adam Sandler tries to watch TV but nothing is on other than his most recent movies.
mynameisblanked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adam Sandler starts playing wow
WienerCircle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Netscape navigator.
poor_impulsecontrol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or, suffers from an addiction to internet porn
blakforest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He must live in Australia
toad02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a man and his neverending addiction to Diablo
FlamingWings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does it still have a sad ending
Bcadren ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. You made it a better movie. (Not that that was a high bar.)
REDDITATO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Click was a great movie.
Gearski ยท 3237 points ยท Posted at 09:46:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing, the story of an archaeologist/recovering heroin addict
[deleted] ยท 966 points ยท Posted at 11:14:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
A group of potheads in Indiana whose dealer went on vacation.
kindafunnylookin ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:03:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know someone's already written this. Probably.
Lamboslick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:44:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pauly shore probably
HiddenMatt ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:58:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd invest in that. Kickstarter that shit up.
queen_oops ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:35:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, according to the plot, the Indiana guys do a Kickstarter to raise money for a new dealer.
jtpo95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's about all there is to do here, anyway...
1mikeg ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:35:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet this shows up on Netflix in the next six months.
FerociousGiraffe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:31:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Seth Rogen and James Franco
slyfoxy12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:23:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually like the sounds of that as a comedy somehow
AstroMikeDexter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whose
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I thought it sounded more like an indie film.
fehlings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you need a vacation when you already live in Indiana?!
BonderRodriguez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you live in southern or northwestern Indiana, you could go to hell and it'd be a vacation comparatively.
damnatio_memoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... decide to take matters into their own hands ... and veins.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Killerbunny123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, considering there are only five people in Indiana...
dono111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And they're on the most epic journey for this particular brand of pot they are used to smoking. Everything else is rubbish!
edit: search -> journey!
PhazonSamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:06 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's more what I was thinking
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rolling Kansas has a kind of similar plot (and title).
doittuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I used to smoke weed and do opiates. Never really went jonesing over weed, but opiates...hell yeah I basically needed that shit so I wouldnt get sick.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:06:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
switches idol with baggie o drugs
reconsiders
puts idol back, takes drugs
iamtheowlman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:49:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It belongs in my pipe'"
Spambop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:33:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't smoke heroin in a pipe, honey.
Source: bin overflowing with tinfoil.
Skajadeh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:37:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The entire state of Indiana just wants a snack.
girzim23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have enough corn...
pizz901 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:06:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We named the dog Indiana.
Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what kind of drugs are canines into?
At least he won't have any trouble finding any. Isn't that what dog's are used for by law enforcement?
pizz901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They'd probably be into ketamine.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:02:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about opioid addiction in America's small towns.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:17:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would watch.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda like My Own Private Idaho. I'd watch it.
AppleDane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean The Raiders of the Lost Arking.
SKR47CH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Story of a sikh guy from India.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
slardybartfast8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A madman taints the entirety of the Indiana water supply with heroin, leaving an entire state in a state of emergency when the government steps in to clean up the mess.
Sam_Strong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Kingdom of the cristal skulling, the sequel about his quest to win game and glory in champagne drinking competitions across the country.
isummonyouhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raiders of the Lost Arking?
Generalkrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would absolutely watch that.
d1x1e1a ยท 4487 points ยท Posted at 11:00:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's day offing. - highschooler goes on a gun rampage.
[deleted] ยท 1450 points ยท Posted at 13:05:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast.. If you don't stop and look around for awhile, you might miss it.
[deleted] ยท 180 points ยท Posted at 13:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he says while loading magazines with hollow point ammo
LongTallTexan ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 15:13:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With Sloane as a hostage, Cameron as his co-killer and Special Agent Rooney hit on their trail. They would make Chicago look like... well, Chicago
DD_MK18 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:41:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Berrys Chicago Crime Report on Monday would be oustanding.
TheGinLover ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 16:22:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At that point it isn't funny at all.
spacelordmofo ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 14:49:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The track kids move pretty fast.. If you don't stop and aim for awhile, you might miss 'em."
imperfectfromnowon ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:34:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:38:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't expect that kind of nitpicking from you, /u/imperfectfromnowon.
imperfectfromnowon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:41:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help it! I'm a programmer.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:09:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I apologize for giving your brain a syntax error.
smoike ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:44:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
;
DONT_SHOOT_THE_WALL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait does it say "I'm perfect" or "imperfect". Because are like two totally different meanings and I'm very confused
imperfectfromnowon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it has two meanings. It's based on the Built to Spill album Perfect From Now On, which was taken. The lyric is "I'm gonna be perfect from now on, I'm gonna be perfect starting now" so it is "I'm" but I also like the idea of just calling a spade a spade and changing it to "Imperfect from now on"
tl;dr: it's both.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't cut him off, he's still going!
jetpacksforall ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:32:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast... but if you lead it just a hair you can still get the killshot."
xanatos451 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:47:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*once in a while, you could miss it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
screams
atli123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no!
eoliveri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spray and pray.
DarkLorde117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Robert_Denby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
skylord16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People move pretty fast, if you don't stop and lead your shot, you might miss them."
ThePoliteAlchemist ยท 816 points ยท Posted at 12:38:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck
aeyuth ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:53:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fucking.
caesarx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:36:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is an accurate response
IronOhki ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:28:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That escalated.
skiskate ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 13:13:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking dark but 10/10
detroiter85 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its the dark gritty reboot
wolfman1911 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:18:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe it's that Cameron's finally had enough of his shit. Tired of his best friend getting away with murder, Cameron has decided to let Ferris convince him to cut school and hang out one last time.
RHaz44 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:36:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Rampage?
d1x1e1a ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:10:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rampaging... Aardman animation film about a sheep who becomes a doctor
MaximaFuryRigor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REVENGE RAMPAGE!!
Burritosfordays ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 12:28:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even a film, that's a weekly news story
wildmetacirclejerk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:25:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been done. Rampage and rampage part 2
flyflyfreebird ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:05:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hits a little to close to home these days
markneill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hits a little close to home every day, TBH.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't live near a school เญง(๏น๏ธ แด๏น๏ธก)เญจ
torturousvacuum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Target practice does pay off eventually.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:26:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If Cameron had offed that smug little shit Ferris, I would have LOVED that movie.
evlgns ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:48:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sadly just sounds like a updated remake.
Jexplosion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:21:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one almost made me spit out my drink.
iamtheowlman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out it was a documentary.
404redirect ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:27:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quick shop job on someone's poster. http://imgur.com/g6IXS97
FlorianPicasso ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Down, but with the cast of Ferris Bueller. I dig it.
humanHamster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He takes his buddies dad's car as a getaway vehicle. That scene doesn't have to change at all!
TorinKurai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The prequel to Grosse Pointe Blank
Apostle_1882 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's dark.
TimeTravelParadoctor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accurate 2016 High School Movie.
GriffySquid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon.
boyuber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God Bless America?
Chilly_Moe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too close to current events.
Darkstar_98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be hard being that savage
Nottan_Asian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the other kids
with their pumped up kicks
better run
better run
faster than by bullet
DX115FALCON ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:56:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been done. I hear that its sequel, Columbine, was far better in my opinion
Nitro_R ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like Mondays. I wanna shooOOooot the whole day down.
BadSmash4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon?
robhol ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:01:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, but let's face it - it is physically impossible not to be "too soon" since it happens all the freaking time.
chriswasmyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was done already. The film "Heathers"
TheDiplo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao
sericeousburden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Elephant or The Dirties if anyone actually wants to watch this.
Quadrapangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that was dark
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious
isaacsploding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With the possession in there it'd make more sense to have Ferris be the one to get offed.
BuddyChristIsLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If only I had some gold to give
deathpunch5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Columbine joke?
bukithd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one made me stop reading any further down. You can even play into the idea that the guy who wrecks the ferrari really is imagining himself as ferris bueller and it all becomes clear that this movie is about an over pressured teen who snaps.
isaacms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Michael Bay
soldmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uwe Boll made that movie!
girllikethat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The modern version.
D4rkr4in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing - Columbine, but a comedy
wonder_breed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dying of laughter right now. Send help.
Crabernacle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a terminal teen takes one last day to enjoy life before ending his own with dignity.
neovulcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rampage?
TheBioengineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the secret Ferris Bueller's day off sequel, Grosse Pointe Blank prequel
Nitro_R ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like Mondays. I wanna shooOOooot the whole day down.
Nitro_R ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like Mondays. I wanna shooOOooot the whole day down.
Nitro_R ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like Mondays. I wanna shooOOooot the whole day down.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:37:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow /u/Nitro_R, you can say that again!
[deleted] ยท 4844 points ยท Posted at 10:18:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gotsanity ยท 952 points ยท Posted at 10:36:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Always wanted to hear him say "who's your daddy?"
Edit: Rip my inbox. Never had so many Sean Connerys curious about my father before.
jim45804 ยท 734 points ยท Posted at 10:45:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're the man now, dog!" As he smacks Betty White with a riding crop.
snooper_sand_legend ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 11:46:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure Betty is the one doing the smacking.
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 12:41:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Betty, be a dear and fetch my anal bum cover"
_____BEARDDROOL_____ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:01:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Christian, go easy from the back, I've already had a hip replacement", Anastasia whispered as she positioned herself on all fours. Christian, donned just a light acid wash denim, walked towards the bed, his walking stick and his footsteps echoing across the cold floor took forever to reach her.
Satchmo84 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's right next to the penis mightier"
Groovah ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:01:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sean Connery was quoted after allegations of him punching his wife. "If I wanted to hurt her I would have used a closed fist." I think it's safe to say Sean does some smacking too.
Butts_Magoo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:54:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PUNCH the keys for gods sake! Yes... YES!
h3lblad3 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:08:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread gives me ytmnd.com flashbacks.
Butts_Magoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I've never even seen that movie. It was all I browsed in the mid 2000s. Ytmnd is pretty much completely abandoned now. I'm not sure why they feel the need to keep it running.
burntbythestove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I miss showing all my friends ytmnd (which I was obsessed with) and seeing their blank stares as I hysterically lose my shit over batman. You know which one I'm talking about.
VeryMacabre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me, it was Cosby Bebop. My life was Cosby Bebop.
Butts_Magoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which one? The bomb one or the dancing one? Lol
REDDITATO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, I wonder why.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:48:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I would watch this.
underwriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this will haunt my dreams, thanks for that
tinkerpunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a vision I didn't need.
FEARxTHExWOLF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment gave me the most confused boner of my whole life. And I Reddit.
roflmaohaxorz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good god stop!
antc1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're the man now, dog!" as he gets pegged by Betty White.
smoike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread is great for feeding the imagination, but I definitely think that mental picture is wrong but still hilarious.
graaahh ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 11:33:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoze zhurr daddeh?"
Lordmorgoth666 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:09:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shubreddit
PM_ME_UR_ROAST_BEEF ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once heard him say "Take your panties off last."
Not to me. He was on some talk show way back, and they opened the interview up to the audience members, asking them if they had anything they wanted him to say. Most of it was pretty mundane, mildly funny. But one woman wanted him to say this. And he did. And had I been wearing panties, despite being an adolescent male, I would indeed have removed them last.
Sploosh.
meadhawg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:18:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoosier daddy?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who'sh your daddeh?
zankilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"whoosh yaw dahddy?"
cmckone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"sit on my face, betty"
I_ride_an_r1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol there's a SNL skit where he goes "rough, like your mother likes it, trebek". I say it at work all the time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whosh your daddy?*
listentothenurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I've heard it... "who's your daddy now, Trebeck?"
cmouti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoshh your daddy?!
ComputerSavvy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abe Vigoda.
dub47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoshe yoour daddy?"
TheAngryAgnostic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoosier dadeh
PhazonSamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skits.
-eDgAR- ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 11:12:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Also could be the name of a porn staring Sasha Grey where she bangs 50 guys with different skin tones.
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 11:48:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Already seen it
iamtheowlman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:47:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sorry honey, already did 'pasty.'"
"How about 'sallow'?"
"Sure, join the queue."
jointheredditarmy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:45:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't they just call that 50 shades of grey?
earthw2002 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:59:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe she just likes showing people her lampshade collection.
underwriter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:39:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ANoobSniper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:09:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the same movie but with 49 more guys?
bathroomstalin ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be interesting to see a legit pornstar bang someone of the lesser races. And by interesting, I mean inspiring :'D
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:38:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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tomdarch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upgrading the acting to that level would almost make that pile of crap watchable.
(And keep in mind, I don't think Connery is a particularly good actor. Though, to be fair, the casting of the male guy was preposterously bad - he might be a decent actor, he was just horrendously wrong for the part.)
MrsHokogan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:52:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They would probably have more sexual chemistry than the actual stars of that shitty movie.
dwrywit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cameos by George Clooney and Richard Gere
_PM_ME_YOUR_NIPPLES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rule 34 images in my head now are quite disturbing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like one of those artsy romantic comedies about finding love and laughter in old age.
krispykremedonuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a middle aged love story. She thought the "grey" referred to hair.
science_abroad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe it's a whole grayscale cast? Betty White, Jack Black, Sasha Grey
circuitsong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:37:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm strangely turned on by the idea of this pitch...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard at this that the guy in the neighboring stall wanted to know what I was reading
PatchesOhoulihann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the best one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most anticipated porno of the year
thunnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waiter, can I substitute Betty White with Helen Mirren?
shwingthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Black and Betty White, surely.
WhatsUpDoc4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch this.
judgedbymany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just leave this here...http://imgur.com/RlGh34I
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean it stars Lewis Black and Betty White.
spunkenhimer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is an SNL skit when you need it.
theshoelacer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just the two of them progressively getting older.
sniperhippo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:54:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch the fuck out of that movie.
ChangeItUps ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:22:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do hope the plot is different and not just the cast.
Both because it was shite and because I don't want to see those two in any sexual situations.
msgkila ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:23:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could see Betty White being the Dom.
[deleted] ยท 7051 points ยท Posted at 09:52:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Easytype ยท 4099 points ยท Posted at 10:27:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the moving true story of a German industrialist with one leg ever so slightly shorter than the other.
crabbix ยท 5317 points ยท Posted at 10:48:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a facist regime where everything is far-right, one man lists lazily to the left!!!
mrgonzalez ยท 1008 points ยท Posted at 13:04:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rob Schindler is... The Lister. Rated PG-13.
mankiller27 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me read the original in the South Park voiceover voice.
Mattwildman5 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 15:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DEE DERP DEE DERP DEE DIDDLY DERP DEE DERPEE DOOO
celticsupporter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:16:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/EFLuIn6lj5g
CheyenneBusting ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in a south park announcer voice
Aycoth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf Lister
pokestar14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My god, does that mean that the last Human being is, a Nazi! o.O
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rob Schneider is Rob Schindler in The Hot Pad.
Indyfilmfool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon.
WritingPromptPenman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rob Schneider in The Lister as... the limp. Rated R for "Rob... again?!"
cabbagioloco ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:31:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, he sure did know some maneuvers!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:18:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where did he go!?" "Look! There he is! He's listing lazily to the left!" "Man this guy knows some maneuvers."
celticsupporter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man this guy knows some maneuvers
the_last_fartbender ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:40:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
record scratch
are_you_nucking_futs ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:38:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be applied to the original Star Wars.
moulson ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:53:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There they go, they're listing lazily to the left"
Iamcaptainslow ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:48:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This guy knows some maneuvers."
mbay16 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:38:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A New... Hopping?
JehovahsHitlist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread turned out way, way better than I was expecting.
grimeandreason ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo
srb176 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such imperfection would never be allowed in the Nazi ranks.
grumpydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That guys got some moves!
Tallrunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One German ship carrying polish prisoners. What happens when they all run to one side? Watch and find out
PipBoy808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lazy communists!
Gonzo_Rick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That alliteration made me cum.
aaronkaiser ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Argh! Nazis weren't fascists. They were authoritarian socialists. Stop rewriting history.
Still, your comment is funny. Have an upvote.
Tyg13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:09:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They called themselves socialists, but Nazism was much closer to facism than socialism. It's like the People's Republic of China, which is neither run by the people nor a republic.
natophonic2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, you stop! :)
Fascism is certainly derived from socialism, but is a reaction to the materialism supposedly inherent in capitalism, socialism, and communism. It has no particular problem with public ownership, nor private ownership, as long as that private ownership is 'productive' capitalism (e.g., manufacturing) and not 'parasitic' capitalism (e.g., loans, speculative investing). Hitler and Mussolini both accused Jewish people of specializing in the latter, and victimizing 'real' Germans/Italians in the process. Broadly, fascism sees supporting private industry as the job of the state, and supporting the state -- to the point of national self-sufficiency -- as the job of private industry.
Aside from materialism itself, fascism is a reaction to perceived decadence and moral decay spread by capitalism and socialism both, as well as the blurring of national identity and borders resulting particularly from socialism, whose adherents referred to the ideal of the "world citizen."
mlkelty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:58:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The new Han Solo movie?
joleme ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe if he would list it to the right then republicans could see the listing too.
freshnikes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:33:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just had a bit of coffee come out of my nose. Thanks for that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me_irl
barmichael ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:03:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need you in my life. Move in with me.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:14:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man. This is the best three in a row I've seen in a long time. Great job everyone.
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 12:44:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Far-left actually...National Socialists, remember...?
Reignbow97 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were fascist, not socialist. National socialism is fascism
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:44:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And North Korea is actually a democratic people's republic.
Fresno-bob5000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have it very wrong my friend
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I don't. The Nazis (a.k.a. National Socialist Workers Party of Germany):
Fought against "exploitation" of the workers by capitalism
Advocated for state controlled education, health care and major industries
Implemented strict gun control
Christians were demonized as "right wing fanatics"
Implemented state-run labor organizations, like the communist did in the Soviet Union
Persecuted small business people and entrepreneurs
Hitler gave countless speeches denouncing capitalism; anyone with a modicum of intellectual honesty could confirm that in a few minutes doing some research. But that's too much to be expected from the left.
Edit: Grammar
Fresno-bob5000 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to sort your fucking brain rot mate
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're very brilliant yourself presenting arguments, right..?
Fresno-bob5000 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need to. Stop waving your flag and your gun and pick up a real fucking history book without bending facts to fit your dismally flawed view of the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you educate me instead? Do you have some facts that I could check? I mean, I know it is work but I could make a donation to your favorite charity as payment...
Fresno-bob5000 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It seems like a chore.
You've implied that you dislike gun control and approve of privatised healthcare when in your country you can quite easily find your own child shot and if you're poor he wouldn't get treatment from a hospital. That idea is fucking insane (I mean totally batshit-you're-a-fucking-degenerative-piece-of-shit-you-should-just-go-die kinda insane) where I'm from. You have been swindled into believing a simplified version of world history that will only ever back up your own views and are far too entrenched within that, whatever I say is just so much water off the ducks back.
So you see my predicament.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for admitting that you don't have any facts to back up your opinion...
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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QuantumCrusader1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:47:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except that Fascism is the pinnacle of right-wing politics. The original comment is correct.
Blacksheep2134 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's called national socialism. They're clearly left wing, it's in the name. Just like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is clearly a democracy.
QuantumCrusader1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sense sarcasm in your response.
Fresno-bob5000 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's... Fucking great
Chrit10 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
far-left*
ChuckCarmichael ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:04:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No. They were far-right. They only wrote stuff like "socialistic" and "worker's party" on their flags for the same reason German nationalist chancellor von Bismarck introduced public healthcare and accident insurance in 1883/1884: To steal the votes from actual left-wing parties. There was a small group inside the NSDAP that was actually socialist, but once Hitler came to power he had them all killed.
The only people who claim that Hitler wasn't far-right are people on the far-right who don't want to be compared to Hitler.
Chrit10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just see any dictator as far left because the left wants more government control
idiotsloveboxes ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go read Liberal Fascism by Jonah Goldberg. It will open your eyes.
AsthmaticNinja ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:56:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finally! A movie I can identify with!
Rawbbeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or that he has a houseboat for sale that is also listing a few degrees to port. A double entendre film.
Lolwatnaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
nouniquesnowflakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh im laughing so much
jmeaden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moving .. I see what you did there
apost8n8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one could win an oscar!
Rekos-SC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilhelm III did actually have a crippled leg . so it could be a WW1 film
mini6ulrich66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Little foot... long foot...."
_UpstateNYer_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one best.
WonderLemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goebbels' rustling intensifies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sorry you didn't receive gold. rip
Easytype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The three I received for my other comment more than makes up for it.
bphilly_cheesesteak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Limp
experts_never_lie ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 12:29:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I could have sold it for another $1000 โฆ or even $3000. That would have given me another week in Bermuda! (*sob*)"
Bricka_Bracka ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:49:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - it's still about jews and his relationship with them, but he's not saving them...he's offering them up to the highest bidder.
neoprint ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:55:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The size of the oven is a massive selling point
manlightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The showers are also nice.
Xeccution ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:12:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This just reminded me of the skit with Liam Neeson and Ricky Gervais
Roach2791 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:08:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Piano come with the house?
DBS34 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:07:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Truman Showing is also available if the Schindler's Listing doesn't meet your needs.
Aelcyx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:03:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This actually sort of happened in 1994:
http://articles.latimes.com/1994-03-12/entertainment/ca-33113_1_real-estate-firms
Bibliotheclaire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read this with Zoidberg's voice.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best one.
ManWithTheGoldenD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in the voice of an extremely flamboyant gay male. "the open house of the century!"
XshibumiX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fortunately, he has a "particular set of skills".
TheGinLover ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one was brilliant I have to say!
kevie3drinks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Rob Schneider.
Bismuth-209 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first thing that made me laugh in a while, thank you for that.
dojakitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed at this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, man. That tag line makes me want to strangle a film marketing executive. It's too close to the real thing.
axionj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch this based on the tagline, sounds intense!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:31:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He only sells his houses to Jews, and this winter.... 6 million will be looking for a home
JPhrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he could just post it to Craig's Listing!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I sell my home I'm using this.
mehistory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
does it include showers?
ManWithYourPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously one of the best ones on here because it sounds like it could actually be the plot to a movie.
RichWPX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also hate 9gag but they did do it:
http://9gag.com/gag/aQ40xVq/when-you-add-ing-to-movie-titles
jiveabillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler gets busted in a prostitution sting through his backpage listing
Jtatooine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A prequel to Schindler's List, where the young realtor Oskar Schindler sells a very promising home to Anne Frank's family.
Jtatooine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel terrible even writing that out, but oh man... the tragedy.
Torcal4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's trying to sell Anne Frank's place
checkmarkiserection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shortly after that movie was released, a Realtor named Schindler used the words "Shindler's Listing" as an advertisement. He (or she) caught so much hell for it they stopped using the term. Apparently they also used one of those 'negative publicity remover' companies to remove any reference of the incident because I can't find anything about it using Google search.
BloodyFreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The true tale of one Nazi soldiers harrowing challenge of selling his old mattress on Craigslist while still upholding his responsibility to the 3rd Reich
pieceofsnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireplace: gently used
TheLollrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, this is the first one I thought of.
Janky_Pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And over here we have the shower...
Shodan_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same title but a stunning drama on a tallship
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't look in the attic?
smoike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shittiest boat builder in the entire Rhine.
Mr_Smartypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or: The business magnate is leaning dangerously to one side, clearly about to fall over!
Insomnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Went further down and see you beat me to it! The idea alone is funny.
Army88strong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the fuck out of that movie if it is as awesome as it sounds
erked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, I thought I was so clever... well done.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:33:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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icup2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beat me to it, gj :)
Stinyo7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:56:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 months ago. /u/manlightning
Ste103 ยท 6245 points ยท Posted at 10:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding - Keanu gets a lot of tickets and finally has his licence suspended.
[deleted] ยท 3380 points ยท Posted at 10:55:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if he drives faster than 50mph his car explodes
Ste103 ยท 1071 points ยท Posted at 11:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically the milk float episode of Father Ted.
Colonel_Hapablap ยท 436 points ยท Posted at 11:51:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We put the brick on the accelerator!
Mackem101 ยท 348 points ยท Posted at 12:02:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ted, you forgot your brick.
[deleted] ยท 313 points ยท Posted at 12:06:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP
whatisabaggins55 ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 12:29:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God, I love saying Mass
Fresno-bob5000 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 13:23:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk goes sour yno? Cept for UHT
But there's no demand for that cause it's shite.
DjOuroboros ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milkman: Shameful. Dear God, Disgraceful.
Ted: Have you ever seen anything like it?
Milkman: No, I have not. Right, how shall we do this? How about ยฃ2 for this, this and this and a tenner for the rest?
DJ-Dev1ANT ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:54:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a small "oh god I love saying mass"?
hatrickpatrick ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:02:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now, to ride Mrs. O'Reilly!
demostravius ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:06:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was just asking Mrs. Doyle if I could put my massive tool in her box.
hatrickpatrick ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:10:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too big for the milk float, Father...
VonnyMarr ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:23:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a lot of hairy babies going about.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:32:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give you two pounds for this, this and this, and a tenner for the rest.
hatrickpatrick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously Ted, if people aren't even bothered to shave their babies before the show...
jaksida ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:58:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasn't Mary got a lovely bum?
pukesonyourshoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They've all got lovely bottoms.
hardyflashier ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:32:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dougal! Did you get that?!
hatrickpatrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ted, I've turned it up as loud as possible to see if I can hear what's going on inside the house.
At this level, you could hear a- VROOOOOOOM
ChopMyBallsOff ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:48:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God, I love saying mass.
EnglishBob84 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:12:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biscuit or cake...
hardyflashier ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:33:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biscuit or cake... biscuit or cake...biscuit. NO - CAKE!
the_last_fartbender ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:43:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box.
God what a show.
Fresno-bob5000 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:28:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish Dermot Morgan was still here :(
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NUNS! WOMEN!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be an ecumenical matter.
the_last_fartbender ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:43:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE MY BRICK
passes out
Fresno-bob5000 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:20:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fecking briiiick
mykeuk ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:11:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put it back, Dougal! Put it back!
aaeme ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:10:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Priest! I'm a Priest!
relsthrough ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh feck off Dougal!
theTechnician ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:52:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE MUY BRICK!
jinxykatte ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love my Brick
StonedVolus ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a big bunch of boxes in the middle of the road!!
foxxinsox ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:48:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feck!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:55:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
which, thankfully, is actually called Speed 3
pegcity ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:36:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was not expecting a father Ted comment. Pleasantly surprised.
pburydoughgirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:26:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the agreement he made with the judge to get his license back.
strength_test ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I KNOW WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY I CAN'T GO FASTER THAN, oh they're gone...."
Stenen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
directed by Michael Bay
/r/michaelbaygifs
phliuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think it was called 'the man who couldn't speed up'"
JonesinJames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The judge was harsh, but it's the only way to slow this guy down.
SkepticalPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story culminates with a scene in which he tries to jump a gap in an unfinished overpass but tragically can't make it due to his limitations.
darkenedgy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or his insurance goes up, the worst
sickofallofyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His car stalls.
DeRockProject ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And if he still manages to speed up to 88mph we're gonna see some serious shit.
TherapeuticThrowback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
55mph*
psinguine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'd better tell that Wildcat to keep it under 50!"
Forgototherpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and one of those blow things
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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CowCorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hm, I've seen that movie before.
simpsonhomersimpson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:49:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
XavierScorpionIkari ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:07:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the Prequel to Speed. It's the story of Sandra Bullock's character and how she ended up on that bus.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:55:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
add a spoiler tag maybe?! -.-
VacuouslyUntrue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he then meet a manic pixie dream girl who invites him to live with her for all of november?
SERGIOtheDUDE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't sound like the plot would need to change at all.
Observante ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know defensive driving."
HowIsntBabbyFormed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the prequel story about how Sandra Bullock's character lost her license.
famguy123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Downing
Sloi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonus: explains the "sad keanu" picture, sitting on a bench... "waiting for a bus."
Dyesce_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course someone else said it first.
SMc-Twelve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why make it Keanu? Isn't that the exact back story for Sandra Bullock's character? You've basically just made a prequel.
RandomDudeYouKnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh.
Tuliphill666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's why he takes the subway
taws34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah
illaqueable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so his judge cousin, Emilio Estevez, forces him to do community service in the form of coaching a youth hockey team.
This is "Mighty Ducking"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, was going to go with is sentenced to death for speeding tickets, escapes destroying the organ harvesting facility before finally being captured and punished for his original crime, speeding, by being put to death and having his organs taken
VAGINA_PMs_PLZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding 2: cruise control. Keanu learns to moderate his lead foot tendencies after taking the advanced drivers safety course.
zulishanti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has to coach an inner city kids baseball team to pay off the tickets
TheIncredibleWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude! No spoilers!
greenVneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Jeff Daniels still get blown up??
TheCorpseGrinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And we'll call it, "The Bus That Never Slows Down-ing"
Imponaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's what, the origin story for John Wick?
keanu_reevesss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only do John Wick movies now, sorry.
gavd97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keanu Reeves takes too much Adderall and spends 90 minutes pacing around the room
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandra Bullock in the movie has a suspended license for speeding. You should have used her.
SashaTheBOLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...so he has to take the bus instead.
darkrhyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding 2 was the next one and it was just about the guy who was always next to him and got pulled over.....as well.
weezermc78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah
dallonv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a bomb... on the bus.
iamerror87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding 2- Keanu has to go to drivers ed to get his license back. Meets Vin diesel and gets into underground racing,because deep down he could never stop "Speeding"
noevidenz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the origin story for Sad Keanu.
Shamwow22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Dude..."
g00phy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the almost the plot of Reeves' 'sweet november'.
culesamericano ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao im in tears
hyesz4125 ยท 2821 points ยท Posted at 10:33:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering, he truly is the man with the Midas touch
marmalade ยท 533 points ยท Posted at 11:27:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'll gild your crutch.
WazWaz ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 11:37:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would make it very hard to walk with.
qervem ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 12:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wash involved in a very unfortunate schmelting accshident
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:35:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My winkie ish made of gooooold!
kingeryck ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:42:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crotch?
growyourmind ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:04:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that too
shipoffeels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creche?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:03:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun little curiosity: if you move a few letters exactly one vowel up, you get "he'll geld your crotch". I'll leave you to figure out what to do with that one
StraightOuttaMemes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you mustn't touuuuuuch.
jmeaden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:51:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It won't cost much
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:34:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's funny.
AnxietyAttack2013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have him gild my cane instead?
tripod-pop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A horrible shmelting accident.
PvtPain66k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I herd Connery in my head while reading your comment. Upvoted.
rippleman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what you're supposed to do with crutches?
YourMumsAGoodBloke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you my brother? He can never remember when to use crutch or crotch
Tour_Lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And fundle your crotch
aaybma ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, all this time I thought it was "mildest touch"
I'm an idiot.
JonnyLay ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might not be an idiot. I'll have to look through your comment history to make a determination on that...give me a minute.
pvt_snowba11 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And....?
JonnyLay ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:21:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to be nice and just leave it at that....
reacher ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopussying
A documentary of obscure Japanese fetishes
DialMMM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
moolah_dollar_cash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:45:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything he touch turns to goooooold
LordOfTheManor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. I was looking for your comment.
Gaspra192 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he get 190 gold pieces every now and then?
BonderRodriguez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GooollddFINGAHHHhhhring
djskeptical ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โSuch...a cold finger!โ Finally makes sense.
TheOtherMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midas crotch
DerSpini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Less turning-into-gold stuff rather than turning-on-with-gold stuff going on in my head ... I feel dirty now
latigidigital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling - a film about the zany misadventures of a voyeuristic teenage boy.
ThinkFirstThenSpeak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the parody, Goldmembering: upgrading your status based on an excessive amount of frequent flyer miles.
Kraven_howl0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he likes to finger girls while they pee.
nolmurph97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this has got to be a porn parody if it is not already
BearsHalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could be the title of a porno starring Jaime Lannister.
graywh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - Chicken Little is a government agent trying to uncover the truth
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a licence.
louis_dimanche ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:11:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See my reply above, in the "James Bonding" part; I only saw this when scrolling down, sorry!
cpt_america27 ยท 5680 points ยท Posted at 10:16:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Jacking... not something you wanna watch unless you're into that stuff.
NintAndo64 ยท 2561 points ยท Posted at 11:22:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, on a better note...
One man has to cross the border to escape injustice. His only ride? A stolen kangaroo.
Kangaroo jacking, staring Ryan Gosling as the kangaroo
your_moms_obgyn ยท 613 points ยท Posted at 12:51:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not gonna have much luck getting across any borders with a kangaroo. Unless it isn't set in Australia.
GV18 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After a financial scheme goes wrong, he is on the run and steals it from New York zoo, and uses it to escape to through some other states and into the Socialist Republic of Canada before switching to a moose, and riding it to Nova Scotia, jumping into the sea, being swooped upon by albatross, who flies him to the Gulf of Cadiz before dropping him into the Mediterranean, where he is swallowed by a whale who swims to Galilee, and vomits him up into the coast. He hits his head, and passes out. Upon regaining consciousness, he realises he is on a hillside, and has amnesia only remembering the whale. When a local farmer finds him, he explains he only remembers being swallowed by a whale and waking up on this hill. The farmer has a chuckle at the whole thing, and our antagonist finds it very distinctive, along with his curly hair, and tells him his name is now all we know about him. Since he was swallowed by a whale and found on a hill, he will now be called Jonah Hill.
boobiesucker ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:51:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jonah Hill should be played by Seth Rogen.
GV18 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:01:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was actually thinking that, and give Dave Franco a perm to play the farmer.
JasonSteakums ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:17:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's always Australia when it involves Kangaroos.
metamongoose ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:40:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do kangaroos swim well with a person on their back?
brainpondersbrain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seeing as how Australias borders are in water
T3hN1nj4 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:06:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only problem is that there aren't any borders in Australia...only water.
Gutterflame ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:48:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kangaroo can jump really far. Kiwis hate him.
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:25:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are at least two feral kangaroo populations in south Texas. Just let the movie live.
your_moms_obgyn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:03:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, really? TIL.
You wouldn't happen to know how they got there? On purpose, or escapees?
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:17:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are ranches throughout Texas that raise all sorts of animals, including emus and ostriches. I wouldn't be surprised if some rich rancher was raising kangaroos and a few slipped out during a storm. There's a population in King Ranch and another further west and closer to the border though.
kateykmck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know a few places in Texas and Arizona you can source kangaroo meat, could have been a meat farmer.
slaaitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this was clearly a very rare occurrence, but I found a road-killed red kangaroo in the mountains of northern Colorado in 2010. I don't have any pictures, sadly. Hell of a thing. Made no damn sense.
ndjs22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely Australia has the equivalent of states or counties.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We do but I think his joke is that you're going to have problems leaving the country via kangaroo seeing as we're surrounded by ocean. Not to mention state lines only hold to change laws based on your location. Going across them is easy because they aren't guarded or blocked in any way. So stealing a kangaroo would be a plausible way of getting around Australia but you'd never leave the country
PhanTom_lt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't there a rabbit-fence all the way down Western Australia stateline?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a chest high fence with gates, I wouldn't exactly call it the epitome of border protection.
DarkLorde117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technically wrong is the best kind of wrong
OktoberSunset ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:23:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who said his ride was a car? The roo stowed away on his boat and hijacked it as he was heading for international waters.
tinkerpunk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ride is the kangaroo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't steal a kangaroo from the wild. Only from some form of captivity.
Tirnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be a crazy zoo adventure!
SoggyRotunda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The kangaroo will have a hard time once it crosses the Australian border
Scarletfapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Australia has 6 states, that's plenty of borders to cross.
smoike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could be a fruit smuggler.
SDJ67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'd have to steal it from a zoo somewhere. You can't steal a wild kangaroo, no one owns them!
UndercoverGovernor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And even then, can they swim?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He steals it from a zoo. This movie could be set anywhere. If like to think he's fleeing Canada to the US while being chased by Mounties on moose-back.
PhazonSamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... there are no borders. It's an island.
Sbrodolone ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:38:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Ryan Goslinging
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:18:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real human beaning
science_abroad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:29:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Originally Ryan Gosl
King_Joffreys_Tits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you help your uncle Jack off a kangaroo?
WTFOutOfUsernames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In that movie I think his name would have to be changed to Ryan Gosl. The -ing is removed for continuity's sake.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were the kangaroos fighting back? http://baetzler.de/humor/killer_kangaroo.html
FrankGoreStoleMyBike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make it one woman instead of a man, and you've got a blockbuster.
SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we combine both versions? 8D
cuteintern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure Charlie Sheen already made this. I think.
bstones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sequel to Dumbo Drop
Desertscape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm takin' the public Roo to the mart to pick up some more fizzy drink and shrimp for the barbie."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd ride that roo
Manos_Of_Fate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's going to be riding Ryan Gosling?
miezmiezmiez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine a number of people would watch cpt-america27's version of the movie too if it starred Ryan Gosling as the kangaroo.
Zantazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me re like Adam Sandler as the escapee and Rob Schneider as the kangaroo
WritingPromptPenman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...and Rob Schneider as the kangaroo's pouch. He's never been quite so jumpy. Rated Y-TV.
Perfectus_Depereo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha jokes on him trump will stop him with a wall
cavfan45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Rib Schneider as rock #3.
marmalade ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 11:27:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm seeing a Matrix crossover here ... with kangaroos. Kind of a post-apocalyptic Tank Girl thing. Still better than Jupiter Ascending.
[deleted] ยท 499 points ยท Posted at 12:08:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Jupiter Ascendinging
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:35:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jupiter Ascendinging, sash minging, hash flinging, mash singing-- HASH SLINGING SLASHER (spongebob reference) okay sorry bye
ccrunnerguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this was gud
NJNeal17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:41:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's Nintendo games list: Jupiter Ascendinging, Super Jupiter Ascendinging, Super Jupiter Ascendinging Ultra, Super Jupiter Ascendinging Alpha, etc.
Hornedking28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jupiter ascendinging, part 2: the revengeancing. This time it's personaling.
Rahbek23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tbf that suddenly puts the quality of the title in line with the rest of the movie.
macrofinite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A film about 5 intrepid friends that attempt to watch Jupiter Ascending... But they all say fuck that after 5 minutes and climb Mt Everest instead.
sir_mrej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imbesullen!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:13:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you and I have very different meanings of post-apocalyptic if Tank Girl isn't already post-apocalyptic.
And yes, anything would be better than Jupiter Ascending.
GunNNife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, we're going to do a Star Wars spinoff! It's the origin story of Jar Jar Binks. We are going to do a trilogy, but if its popular we will turn it into its own ongoing series." Still better than Jupiter Ascending.
midnightketoker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inspired by Ghost in the Shelling
notpetelambert ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:02:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, I wish I could go back in time and violently take over production of Jupiter Ascending. That movie was visually incredible and had so much stuff that could have been turned into lore and plot, and they flushed it all down the toilet. A real sci-fi writer could have worked wonders with the concepts of reincarnation, harvesting planets for DNA, the rich staying young forever... shit it just makes me angry.
headpool182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? Are you kidding? Jupiter Ascending was the best 16$ nap I've ever had!
Worst_Lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that
Zero_Teche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does everyone hate that movie?
I loved it! It could've been better, yes. But so could 90% of all movies.
You_and_I_in_Unison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait the only defense of the movie you have is that other movies have also been bad?
Zero_Teche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worse. My defense is it wasn't that bad and could have been worse.
It could have been twilight
IAMA_dragon-AMA ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:26:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW, furry
awrf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:32:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doing the Lord's work here. Or... well... the opposite of that. Good job.
But_Who_Was_Phone_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:01:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should not expand dong
But it does
IAMA_dragon-AMA ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:51:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Embrace the furry.
ThrowawayusGenerica ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thumbs up
Clowdy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/pp4Za
sethbob86 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:02:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Much like the original film
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:41:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sighs and unzips
Better than gore and shit. Figuratively and literally
23423423423451 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/IdioticInfatuatedIberianchiffchaff
Parsel_Tongue ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:03:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a a trailer for that movie here: (maybe NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0rzQcRW6I
23423423423451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MRW
wolfman1911 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:13:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, that's what I've heard about the original movie as well.
Throwaway42343642535 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:31:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you. I'm supposed to be in this study hall studying for my midterm.. I'm now walking to the office because I got thrown out for laughing.
millershappy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Odd. Got got a kangaroo toy from wendys and made it jack off last night.
Mellend96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if it is just the documentary of the illegal practices used to prepare kangaroos for the underground roo boxing scene?
skiskate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
23423423423451 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/IdioticInfatuatedIberianchiffchaff
Lolzzergrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Jacking 2: electric kangaroo goo
TtarIsMyBro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But could it really be any worse than the original?
Clbull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a skit on Jackass.
ifap2impress ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Challenge accepted
greenit_elvis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're thinking of Jumping jacking flashing
guardiandevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nothing is something you wanna watch unless you're into that stuff.
PM_ME_UR_FETISHES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised by just how many people are into that stuff
cpt_america27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judging by your username I'll believe you
VolvoKoloradikal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's a Kangaroo working out?
Aardvark_Man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into lifting up vehicles using old style tools?
Gregoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An eccentric biologist discovers that it is actually the Kangaroo's Joey in the pouch that drives the fully grown Kangaroo. Yet the fight for leadership of the herd remains the same! An action pact racing film with high speed kangaroo chases, wombat jumps, crocodile tears and the bits of romance for you cuddly Koala's.
Superclocked_Studios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG READ THIS IN CLASS WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AFTER EXAM
TheGinLover ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could be kicking in windows and looting! Jacking can mean thievery.
firetyger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Furries ruin everything.
eyesick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have never seen Kangaroo Jack, but this weird guy I know once told me it was about two guys that kill a person and during their severe psychological breakdown while dealing with the death, their minds invent a talking kangaroo to cope. I know this is not the real plot, but I like to believe that is what it is really about.
Blind_Spider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny. I'm actually watching this, for the first time, as I'm writing this. It's... Quite terrible.
nssone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
What? Going around stealing kangaroos at knife point? It doesn't sound so bad to me.
That_person_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be a movie about people stealing kangaroos.
lemonyfresh_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo jacking - how many cars of kangaroos can you steal
dono111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read kangaroo jacking and had to scroll up but you beat me too it! :)
Wolfir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neither was the original . . .
HappyBot9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could say that about anything...Now that I think about it. Huh.
[deleted] ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 12:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. it's raining so parents make a box fort and a pillow tunnel for their kid to explore. It's really well animated and only lasts three minutes
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:49:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My version of this was very, very different.
Zzyyxx2 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 15:27:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: Three Secret Service agents discover the President is gay, and proceed to out him... but only inside the Secret Service.
Or something.
Gamablaze ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:26:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe the president is trying to come out, but the secret service is trying to prevent him.
Zzyyxx2 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:09:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe there is a secret service agent stuck inside the President, and they need to get him out. And no, I'm not talking about honey I shrunk and swallowed an agent.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:34:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal prolapse?
psinguine ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is almost exactly what I would expect from a Pixar short, actually.
Madlibsluver ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:43:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man, it's a Pixar film. And he or she uses their imagination and the tunnel turns into a mystical land and they have the real power.
MyDeloreanWontStart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
adventure time had an episode that was literally this. Puhoy. And that in turn is a reference to star trek's hidden world episode
Ludafrank ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk why but I read that as "fart box" instead of "box fort" and couldn't figure out why the fuck the parents would do that to their kid.
djasonwright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To express dominance?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:16:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww!
Fleckeri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:23:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A gay man is imprisoned for a crime he may or may not have committed, but now his cellmate knows he's gay and is threatening to make him the community slam piece unless he helps him break out.
coffeeINJECTION ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:39:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a young girl inverting all of her dad's socks.
MyDeloreanWontStart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future psychopath
aguyandhiscomputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like my sex life
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 minutes long but WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could also be a documentary about people coming out
GuiHarrison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that that touching biography of the gay guy that had to tell his friends he's actually heterosexual?
-eDgAR- ยท 6489 points ยท Posted at 11:23:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing, the worst comedy movie you have ever seen where every joke is poorly timed and the plot involves awkward situations where people are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Andy_B_Goode ยท 5536 points ยท Posted at 12:59:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing: the true story of my garage band's ex-drummer
DuncanBantertyne ยท 251 points ยท Posted at 14:58:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite my tempo.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:43:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I GOT A REDDIT REFERENCE THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE HIGH FIVE YOU GUYS WOOOOHHOOOOO
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're just not up to speed is all.
bweiand ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 14:22:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's me, the drummer. I'm offended by your statement.
jman4220 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 14:33:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's me.. The producer. You guys booked 2 hours. You were 20 minutes late and we've spent the past 30 minutes getting the "vibe" right. Are we gunna record, or...?
bweiand ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 14:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk. My timing seems a little off. Maybe we can yesterday.
smififty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that is four years from now!
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:07:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me and the boys are playin', and we just can't find the sound. Just a few more hours.
visco14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I'll be right home to you. Beth I here ya callin. Oh Beth what can I do
bluesox ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's me, the lead guitarist. Did you guys say something? I couldn't hear you over all the rad shredding. By the way, we gotta change the bridge to 6/8 or this solo's never gonna work.
YouAreCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey its me ur brother
DanielEGVi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey it geg
brickmack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:03:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, its me, the audience. You guys suck anyway.
jman4220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter, paid up front.
DayOff4Superman ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:52:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey it's me, the bass player. Did you order the meat lover's with wings?
bweiand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I ordered pineapple if that's ok with you.
girzim23 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:25:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not. Nobody likes pineapple on pizza.
bweiand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:34:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I like it, it's just like me.
DayOff4Superman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i kinda do honestly.
have_a_food ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey its me it drummer
SorryIAsked ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey its me ur drummer
neihuffda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my face! my sides!
Teajaytea7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey it's me, ur drummr
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you'd posted this 4 hours later it would be perfect.
bweiand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm bad at timing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You truly are a drummer!
And a one, two, one, two, four, and
Widdlebrudder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I keep reading this in a jersey accent.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bweiand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. I actually took a class on the comment. Worth 2 credit hours I think.
mxmr47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One hour late
spacedem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you typed out two sentences in less than 30min and used big words like "offended" and "statement". You must be the smartest drummer alive today.
bweiand ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I've been working on using larger words like challenged. At least that's what I think people are calling me.
SkinsAndKeys ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:55:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SLAP Was I rushing or was I dragging?
canadiancarlin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For the last father fucking time!"
Splinter1010 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was in a punk garage band, and our instruments were interesting to say the least. Our drummer had never played drums before, he was a guitarist. Our singer was a bassist. Our bassist was a guitarist. I was the only one who played their main instrument, I was a second guitarist. And jesus christ timing was so difficult for us to get down since I was the only one with significant I use significant loosely here, I was still in highschool so it wasn't actually much experience in their instrument. On the bright side, since none of us knew what we were doing and our timing was off, we managed to get the punk sound down pretty easily.
OnlyGirlInSchool ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Sonic Youth?
Splinter1010 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish.
justaguy394 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:09:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not my tempo
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:54:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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The_Nipple_Tickler ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:03:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That pun had me on the floor, Tom.
Thehunterofshadows ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:10:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy Madison Productions
EpicPhail60 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This summer, Rob Schneider is... The Drummer.
Thehunterofshadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rob Schinder is a pencil
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao.
jpczcaya ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that your band's ex-drummer, or your Garage Band's ex-drummer?
chiliedogg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:27:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drummer here. Our beats are never late or early. They arrive exactly when we intend them to.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it's Lars. Then it's debatable
chiliedogg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's just some epileptic guy they put behind the kit before setting off the state lights.
jmarnett11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo, this is a good one
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
feed-me-tacos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just dumped hot coffee on my chest because of how hard I laughed at this.
It was more of a good chuckle than a laugh, though. My coffee mug was sitting on my chest.
Anyway. Thanks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were you laying down with a mug on your chest or are you just really well endowed in the chesticle area?
feed-me-tacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reclining on a couch and keeping warm.
Or maybe chestuous. It's reddit. You decide.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to believe you're a hot blonde with huge breasts, that smokes a lot of weed and loves taco bell
TropicalDeathPunch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timming 2: The Great Tempo Adventure. "Rick is back and is never giving up on his dream to be the fastest, loudest fucking thing at 3am!"
yes I'm bitter
Quizzelbuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit a lot of people on Reddit are in bands.
CelestialOtter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the bassist
absolute13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Savage.
animorphs666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were you RUSHING or were you DRAGGINGING?
zilfondel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timmying: South Park before episode 49.
groovybrent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you call someone that hangs around musicians?
A drummer!
I'd cue the rimshot, but no drummer will work with me.
Marquis_Of_Wu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people can't avoid the Russian dragon.
Dravarden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here in my garage
Lost_and_Profound ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shots fired
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Andy_B_Goode ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Meg. In a profession that already gets shit on a lot, she gets shit on the most.
man_bored_at_work ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 13:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that sounds surprisingly hilarious
Comments_Animated ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to make it a real thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA8w0S71aik, hope it somehow worked?
bstix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/E9fsn6lQBV4?t=7m02s
Muzician ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:27:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Room?
cyrilspaceman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:43:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The flower shop scene was my introduction into The Room. It is just so painful to watch. No matter how many times I watch it, I will always be caught off guard by them saying their lines.
neilarmsloth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck did I just watch?
cyrilspaceman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A scene from one of the worst movies ever made. I highly recommend it.
alignedletters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For real. I've heard a lot about this movie, but never bothered to watch anything from it. It just seems like it's really, really, ridiculously poorly dubbed?
fullOgreendust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suggest you read 'The disaster Artist'
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:21:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Adam Sandler.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:28:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Dee Reynolds. Bitch's timing is way off.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah and plus, she didn't even feel a thing.
LowPriorityGangster ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a sensation waiting to happen
MaddieRose13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:52:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds fantastic, I'd watch it.
TheGr8Unknown ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:34:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've already seen this movie and it's called Going Overboard with a young Adam Sandler.
budois ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like every Adam Sandler movie
humanHamster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:08:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two people sitting in a quiet room, saying nothing.
Person 1: "That's what she said!"
Person 2: "I...what are you talking about?"
angrydeanerino ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:36:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.................... NOT!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:35:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where the FUCK's my money?!"
"It's gone into your college fund!!
taoistextremist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:33:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it could be, like, a Louis Theroux documentary about a group of comedians with Asperger's Syndrome.
hootbox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically a remake of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
rae526 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would rent it.
consolegamer545 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd see it.
lunchtimereddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would generally like to watch this film
kalitarios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing: An epic story of an underprivileged farm boy who makes the high school's varsity track team, torn between athletics and taking over his father's struggling family farm.
big-bada-boom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see this now.
Leakimlraj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god thats funny.
chotchss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually sounds like it could be pretty funny if done intentionally.
TheDanishPencil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically just any Adam Sandler movie.
spaceradio_rec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. I would pay 8.50 to see this. Now have an upvote.
ginolard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also known as "The Room"
catcalliope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean... Grown-Ups 2?
Schrockwell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, The Room?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean In Time?
Bendrake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is easily the best one. All I can think of is an unfunny Billy Crystal.
GreatSmellOfBRUT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, Reddit: The Movie.
Garg27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Steve Martin in Pink Panther has this covered
catspajamas92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Written by Adam Sandler.
croufa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Airplane?
lhedn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best Adam Sandler movie in years!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, The Stupids, then.
agentverne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If done well, this could be the Airplane of comedic bad-timing.
ClearlyDense ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the only movie in the thread that I couldn't bear to watch
GoingXXX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
starring michael cera
d-scott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing: A group of friends struggling to capture a picture of themselves in the air while jumping
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe they already made that movie: The Room.
eruiluvatar7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like lethal weapon 6
jedediahstout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo
QuantumPolagnus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, that sounds like Paul Blart.
Jagermeister4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Michael Scott
PurpleTopp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
was about to type this one... but I guess I wasn't the only one who thought of it! :P
cocacholas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically scary movie and all of the parody trash it spawned?
tihiniko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If made well, like Monthy Python well, this movie would be hilarious!
Dolthra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing: a movie where a young dinosaurs mother dies and people immediately start making jokes about it, and no one can mention that it's "too soon."
hardkorg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Adam Sandler.
jinqsi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would actually watch that... like some post modern anti comedy.
HouseOfFourDoors ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly we live in "The Land After Timing" where seemingly all modern sitcoms involve awkward situations and bad timing.
JoshLazer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is double relevant
skilledwarman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Dana Carvey
ifeelabityes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or everything is written in 4/4
Silly plebs don't know how to polyrhythm
SashaTheBOLD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Written, directed, and produced by Ricky Gervais.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Seinfeld.
blewisCU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, A Michael Cera film?
CraptainHammer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Written by Adam Sandler
BeenThereRunThat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Adam Sandler
SuperNewman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... Movie 43?
SpottyNoonerism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And baby dinosaurs yelling over and over.
weird_honey22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ft. Michael Cera
Noggin-a-Floggin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me this one wins.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are always on the top on every askreddit thread. Its like you have the key to upvotes.
Scarletfapper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Adam Sandler.
Vibrazella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch this
i_now_brown_cow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing A world in which "setup" and "hold" don't mean anything to engineers
Kodiack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ah yes, The Land Before Tim!
smoike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This May not fit for you, but to me it sounds like the movie Bowfinger, which is the movie i hate more than any other. I didn't think it was possible considering the fact it has Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin in it, but clearly I was totally wrong about that.
horsenbuggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, Seinfeld?
insaniac87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... The Ridiculous 6?
Rockefor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to get made.
bobpaul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Larry David.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careful, if he hears this Ricky Gervais will make this movie.
marioman63 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that would ironically be the funniest movie ever
Danoco99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would definitely watch this.
epitomeof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Lars Ulrich documentary?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds fucking amazing.
Tiffanie7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically you wrote another movie for Ben Stiller.
Cellowned ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Seinfeld
MufasaJesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Adam Sandler.
Forgototherpassword ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SNL did a skit about poor timing
lilzmoez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This literally made me lol
MattyFresh7492 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A follow up to the invention of lying?
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This suit is black NOT"
nmagod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrainofJT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It a normal Disney channel show
neoballoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's the next Adam Sandler Movie?
20EYES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is great
MonkeyDonuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda sorta really need to see this
vallence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Steve Carrell as Micheal Scout
Skrp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So.. Big Bang Theory, then?
Sane333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Tim? Never heard of that one.
ViciousNakedMoleRat ยท 6139 points ยท Posted at 09:47:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting.
A movie about turning on German computers.
Epicurus1 ยท 2545 points ยท Posted at 11:25:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOS BOOT
ashinynewthrowaway ยท 838 points ยท Posted at 12:52:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, listening to my screenreader go through this comment... Soooo worth coffee in my nose
Sabin10 ยท 1376 points ยท Posted at 14:02:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL blind people have noses
[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 14:09:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why can a blind person never be a leader?
timpi3000 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:11:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
[deleted] ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 14:17:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They have no vision.
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 15:32:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frank Underwood has the vision and the experience. A vote for him is a vote for America Works. He is the leader the nation deserves.
#FU2016
SarcasticGiraffes ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:39:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually, that's interesting. We're going to have to add that to the list of pending first US Presidents:
Acquired First US Presidents:
Pending First US Presidents:
MuonManLaserJab ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:24:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming soon: First Jewish President
Cookingwithrage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First Muslim President?
maybeitwillhelp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon
Panicradar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:48:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which one was retarded? Was it Bush? I bet it was Bush.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ding, Ding, Ding !!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know for sure if ever he had taken some sort of IQ test (or something more indicative of serious cognition issues) he/his family/his cronies would've paid to fudge the results. But I'd love to hear it for real that he's, by all medical definitions, retarded.
hvusslax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't Gerald Ford considered rather slow as well? I'm not American but that is what I gathered from that Simpsons episode.
dexikiix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey 4/6 of those are gw bush...
Edit... Ones Clinton but probably not exclusively :p
poom3619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
First Mexican President of USA?
Splendidissimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nixon
FDR
???
Kennedy
Bush (because I saw it confirmed elsewhere :P)
Obamalama
hvusslax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The senile one would be Reagan.
Splendidissimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, stranger. Now I'm going to go research that.
ResidualToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're PROBABLY had a gay president (James Buchanan)
Splendidissimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to nominate Martin van Buren for First Inexplicable Hair President.
bluesox ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 15:59:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, no. You got it all wrong. The correct answer is, "Because they're unable to enforce systemic racism."
UberDave_141 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:03:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That kind of makes me wonder. Back in ye olde racist days, were blind people less likely to be racist?
poom3619 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:08:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. But accents in spoken language that result from different birthplace or segregation of community could be a ground for racism to some people.
poom3619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I can't imagine anyone being racist toward someone with high-pitched voice. But for someone with an strong accents, It might be plausible.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:25:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/TumblrInAction would love you.
sensationality ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:13:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will they not both fall into a pit?
dragtherake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
SpectralHound ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:24:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They got the feel for the fine details but can't see the big picture.
Jonny_Logan ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:44:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
benny1243 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:06:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How else should they be able to hear?
strydercrump ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:04:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where else would they keep their glasses?
Jowitness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
who knew!
SpottyNoonerism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, of course. If they had no noses, how would they smell?
T00l_shed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no no! Blind people need wheel chairs! They have noses, duh.
How_Do_I_Sign_Up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:01 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear god nobody up or downboat, his current karma is perfect.
(1337 for when everyone upboats because fuck me right?)
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:41:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You listen to Reddit while you go through a morning routine? Great idea! I tried it, but the "permalink save parent report give gold reply" line is kind of annoying.
reuben_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:14:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could try a userstyle, something like
zeaga2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone interested in trying this, check out Stylish
eyesarefortheweak ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:40:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here.
olibiscuit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:22:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why were you using the screenreader?
SniddlersGulch ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:26:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to know if, having been written in all caps, his screenreader yelled it.
Acedrew89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Question. As a blind person, did you mourn the passing of Allen Rickman more than most?
CrazyPurpleBacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For what reason?
Tacdistants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His voice
failfastfailoften ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it sound the same (das and DOS) or am I missing something?
maybeitwillhelp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As different as bad and bod, to me at least, das like sas, dos like boss
Coaxed_Into_A_Snafu ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/8iIWnWV.jpg
Source: http://www.b3ta.com/board/6808113
enronghost ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:50:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shit now i want to see this.
kabanaga ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:07:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I C:> what you did there... ;)
JamesR624 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:17:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey. The Dexter's Laboratory episode where he and Mandark battle it out inside his computer.
likes_limp_penis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boot Boot.
The_Bread_Is_Wet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IST SEHR GUT
Firoaren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOS, DOS DOS DOS, BOOOOTING.
Go1988 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With german as my mother tongue and a love for english puns - this made my day. Thank you.
buckeyemaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a computer shop right under my apartment with that name. It's a very old shop.
chefkoolaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is a great little computer company in Columbus as DOS Boot
CleansingFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a computer repair shop on my campus called that. I chuckle every time I walk past it.
grocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FYI, it's a place in Columbus, Ohio
AbsoluteElsewhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a computer repair shop in my city named that.
ReasonablyBadass ยท 2999 points ยท Posted at 10:30:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU WILL WATCHEN ZE BLINKENLIGHTS!"
darkwing42 ยท 1323 points ยท Posted at 12:56:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
flash
flash
flash
now wait for it
nothing for awhile
here it comes
double flash
brilliant
ColtrainB08 ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 13:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh, a fellow Goth to Boss subscriber I see.
T3hN1nj4 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goth2Bossrememberthename!
MCKALISTAIR ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:10:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did someone send an email about a fire ?
Ehlmaris ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:02:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0118999881999119725
3
MCKALISTAIR ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like what you did with the 3. I actually got a pretty cool t shirt with that in it for secret Santa
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my, yaaaas!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my, yaaaas!
D3lta105 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:07:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's obvious you've gone mad.
DDRDiesel ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third IT Crowd reference I've seen in two days. I love you
WNJohnnyM ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:39:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Haf you tried turnink it off und on again? Ja? Scheiรe."
method_hen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:34:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did in fact make a German rip-off of that show called "Das I-Team - Die Jungs an der Maus" which copied all the scenes.
The amount of cringe is unbearable: https://youtu.be/ggpFXA-CkLw
That is the only clip I could find on YouTube, as nobody else wants to ever see this pile of shit again. Ever.
WNJohnnyM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow. lol
data3oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:25 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well they couldn't put in the "Made in Germany" joke for the Fire Extinguisher, it just wouldn't make sense... And they couldn't roll with Made in Britain, that's just bringing up World War 2 issues >_<
bv310 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noel Fielding did an AMA yesterday, so I imagine that's part of it.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:27:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the belly laugh. It's so stupid, that it's funny. And True.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:38:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I so don't regret that I watched the entire show in 3 days.
MothaFuckingSorcerer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:42:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody should regret that.
richardsim7 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:07:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Dean?
Ah, no, IT Crowd
PhysicsNovice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:48:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what this G2B thing is. Go team Venture!
itriedtobenice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:49:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in the voice of Ashens.
EpicWolverine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every third blink is slower.
suburban_hyena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crazy
tagor99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's obvious you've gone mad...
chrom_ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's on
It's off
It's on
It's off
It's on
It's off
It's called blinking boys
Apocaleptic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow, its obvious you're going mad.
SkrublordPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this from?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will watch anything Noel Fielding ever does
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't make it :(
It's ok, I'll get the paper towels. It was my bad.
Next time, though, I promise... I'll think of grandma or something. Well, maybe not our grandma, but toothless joe's.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by JJ Abrams.
N8CCRG ยท 781 points ยท Posted at 13:05:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reference to those who are too young to know this
This is basically a piece of nerd culture memery that originated in the 50's. You'd find this anywhere there was some piece of fancy electrical equipment, usually typed or eventually printed, and placed in a visible spot:
gefmayhem ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 13:58:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My copy of this was typed on blue card. I pinched it from the computing science department of Stirling University in 1977 and put it on my amp because it allowed my friends to WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
HebrewHammuh ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 15:48:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad used to tell us all the time when we were kids about no fingerpoking or mitten grabbing and such. And he did it in a thick German accent, just like you've got it written. I always thought he was just crazy for that. He worked with computers for a living, starting in the very early 80s though, so this makes a lot of sense.
You don't know how much your comment got all up in my feels. Danke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
HebrewHammuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much me, last night.
Force3vo ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:35:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a german, my head hurts after reading this.
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:37:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hier ist eine Version fรผr Deutsche:
coolwool ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:19:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah. Viel besser :)
AxmxZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wunderbar.
Dr_Mottek ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:49:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ACHTUNG!
KOMBJUDER RAUM!
Dieser Raum is voll bis unnewr de Deck mit de dollste elkdrische un voll- elekdronische Ohlache. Staune un gugge derf jeder, awwer rumworschdele un Gnebbscher drigge uf de Kombjuder derfe nur mir,
die Exberde !
Nuzid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I <3 Sachsen
ViciousNakedMoleRat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's Frรคnkisch.
Dr_Mottek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone on wikipedia had a proper Swabian translation:
My attempt of translating it to Plattdรผtsk:
Nuzid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, guess your right. Still love Saxony though :)
ComputerSavvy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you were saying?
Uhhh, I need a Beer after that.
Force3vo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just never drank Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarbarbierbierbarbier before, otherwise you would have that memorized ;)
ComputerSavvy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it would comply with the beer purity laws but Rhubarb and aftershave beer would probably have a kick like a mule.
madmax21st ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 13:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50's meme. Now that is oldfagging.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 17:28:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were just called jokes back then.
Squirmin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still not as old as killroy.
madmax21st ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found something way older than that.
chardeemacdennisgame ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:01:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only 50s kids will get this
SnapeSev ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:08:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuuh! I had not seen the blinkenlights in a loong while! now I feel nostalgic (and oooold!).
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had a copy of this received as a faxmeme posted above the photocopier at the family business.
_DawnoftheDead_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am too young, and thus grateful for this explanation. That said- this is hilarious, for some reason 'blinkenlichten' and all its subsequent forms/spellings is so amusing to me, i'm at work whispering it in a very bad German accent.
Thank god I dont have coworkers to speak of.
SomeDingus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:36:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone care to translate for us English speakers?
Google seems to be confused.
N8CCRG ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:41:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not real German. It's fake German with the occasional German word thrown in there. Something like:
Caution!
All tourists and non-technician looky-looks! This Computer machine is not for your fingers and grabbers! Otherwise, it's east to snap the springs, blow fuses and pop-cork the sparklers.
etc. etc.
SomeDingus ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:45:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
facepalm
Now that I look back at it, it makes perfect sense.
I didn't bother to read past "ACHTUNG!" before trying to get google to translate. Now I feel dumb.
rezanow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:11:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to our world. We all have supercomputers in our pockets that will translate, fetch, compile, and feed us knowledge.
I did exactly what you did - straight to Google Translate. haha
SomeDingus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read somewhere that people growing up with the internet are sort of rewiring their brains differently (for lack of a better explanation).
Instead of the brain being an encyclopedia of learned knowledge, it's becoming more like an index of where knowledge can be quickly accessed. People don't remember facts anymore, they just remember where to find them.
No one knows their friend's phone numbers anymore, they just know where to look it up in their phone. No one learns unit conversions because Google can do it for them. They just memorize the Google syntax to convert units... etc.
nmgyrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mention the war!
Leerooooy_Jenkinsss ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:51:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because it is a slang phonetics joke more than actual german. For instance 'lookenpeepers' would mean roughly 'look with your eyes'.
LifeguardLizard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:50:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a german, i couldn't figure out 'lookenpeepers' for shit.
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bing translate seems to try a bit harder, with even funnier results:
Loki-L ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the "English" version goe like this:
der_fafnir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because it's nonsense.
Tenoxica ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:56:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for some reason this always ends up sounding dutch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coz Dutch is the bastard offspring of English and German, with a strep throat.
Tenoxica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is there a rule when they do the krr sound or do they just throw it in randomly?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the 'g.'
ThaTsar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a Dutch person, I have no idea how that would sound Dutch.
Tenoxica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to admit that I have no idea what the rules are with dutch pronounciation, but I can imagine the one dutch friend I have talking about blowenfusen and springenwerk and lookenpeepers, even though I'm quite sure these words don't exist. Please don't take it as an offense
ThaTsar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No offense taken at all, I was just curious what made you say it ended up sounding like Dutch.
ReasonablyBadass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. I only learned about it recently :)
Turtleweezard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Today I actually learned something.
Thanks dude.
LimehouseJack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for posting this! Years back me and a girl stayed in a holiday rental type flat in Harlem - and the plaque over the light switch proclaimed "ACHTUNG! SPITZENSPARK!" which we thought hilarious and always quoted at each other for a while. I had no idea it was from an awesome 50's thing.
Cheers for the info. Have an awesome day!
The_Dr_B0B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... Why?
What does this mean?
Cheezitz59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this was funny to read
DDRDiesel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm reading a Swedish Chef transcript
lshifto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I found a postcard with this varnink on it at an antique store years ago. I hadn't seen or heard anything about it and haven't seen that meme repeated since.
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even know that this was a '50s thing. My old school's tech lab had this taped to the printer/copy machine.
BetaWolf1213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first got into hacking culture that was the first sticker on the side of my desktop aha that was so long ago! I gotta buy another sticker
the_noodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't tell if the german is completely fake, or if english is more german than I thought, or if I just remember more german than I think I do, or some combination of all three.
gadorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This always reminds me of one of my favorite Estes rocket kits as a kid, Der V-3
codblopsII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that wonderful history lesson. Nice to know techies were having fun back then.
leversonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, how have I never seen this before? Holy shit my sides.
grubas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, one of my friend's da has this on the door to his study/computer room, I always thought it was some weird joke from his old company.
Shibboleeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's also practice in hacking based on this. By watching das blinken lights you can (theoretically) reconstruct network processes (and back when memory systems had lights for each bit you could reconstruct entire programs).
Of course we've gotten to where trying to do this would require specialized equipment and it's easier to just break into the machine.
Nomicakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...that can't be real German
Cause if it is, I understand more German than I thought I knew.
secretarabman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember blinkenlights from that one command prompt that showed you Star Wars in ASCII.
macaroniinapan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The grandfather of copypasta?
Vectrexian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:37 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My university's computer club prints the Blinkenlights text on the back of our t-shirts.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:04:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
If you don't know what that does, try it.
Klodviq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:57:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now there is a reference I've not seen in a while.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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ThirdFloorGreg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:51:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Windows doesn't come with telnet anymore, not since 8.
Jatexi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh - I'm still running 7, since I prefer it to 8 and 10's style :P
Oops.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just looked it up, you actually have to install a telnet client in 7, too.
ben_uk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these puns. I'm throwing in the towel.
DemonCipher13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I NEED ZE TOWEL.
m33x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, I can't stop fucking laughing
pwickings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:52 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, you just made me lose my shit! Hahahaha
[deleted] ยท 402 points ยท Posted at 10:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To play Unreal Tournament?
JammieDodgers ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 11:17:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I completely forgot about Angry German Kid.
boots_960 ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 11:42:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ICH WILL SPIELEEEEN!!
wasul ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:30:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STARTE DAS VERDAMMTE SPIEL!!!
beerdude26 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:13:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it strange that I can hear his shrieking prepubescent voice when I read this?
jonnablaze ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:08:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Haven't seen that video in a decade, and I can still hear his voice.
DerSpini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm sure we all have seen that video so many times, back when it was new, that it very well lasts for an decade ;)
headphase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha we are going to be the first generation that shares inside jokes our grandkids will be totally unaware of.
Botclone ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:55:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Positive thinking, time for positive thinking!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:47:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOS!
DerSpini ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:34:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
upvote galore!
ZetsubouZolo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:48:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me when rocket league servers are unavailable
ejabno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE ESCAPE BUTTON WHERE'S THE ESCAPE BUTTON
hardypart ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:25:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: This video was staged.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15849_7-viral-videos-you-didnt-know-were-staged-and-how-they-did-it_p3.html
Visti ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 12:36:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That URL makes it seem like goddamn conspiracy.
"Here's how they did it: they turned on a webcam."
schwermetaller ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:32:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another fun fact: That kid made some other hilarious videos, one is him rapping in German about being "a real gangster" and as proof he lists off his misdeeds like stealing Kinder chocolate.
hardypart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:36:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
schwermetaller ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:43:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At work currently, but you could look for "Ich bin ein echter Gangster" on youtube, could still be on there.
hardypart ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:05:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found it, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K46rfBh-Pow
Was zum Geier...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:09:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link please?
phimema ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:12:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/RKSj0Z0spqo
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:33:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
ahaisonline ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:01:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STARTEN
Kandierter_Holzapfel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:12:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Der echte Gangster
schneemensch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! This is known outside of Germany? I didn't know that
wildmetacirclejerk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:22:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21st century fuhrer
FL-Throw-away ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 11:07:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUU HUUAAANSOOOHN
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 11:58:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:43:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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PancakeZombie ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:48:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FRISS MEINE GESCHMOLZENE SCHEiรE!
youraveragebassist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:09:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE SAID A BAD WORD
T3hN1nj4 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DU.
DU HAST.
DU HAST MICH.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 12:45:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Force3vo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:36:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the most succesful troll to ever emerge. He even made it into a serious news magazine in germany...
JimblesSpaghetti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WO IS ESCAPE?!?! WO IS ESCAPE?!?!
jakielim ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:43:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LET'S GET LOST
DeathDevilize ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 11:54:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jetzt gehts los*
H3XAGON_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuuuck now I have to watch every single AGK video again
ThatGuyWhoEngineers ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:03:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wolfenstien, only as the Nazis.
HazelGhost ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:30:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOS Booting?
BradStorch ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:11:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making fun of Das Booting is a bootable offense!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das BluScreen
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad Booting: a film about being accused of being a hacker/scripter/cheater
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Eurocomedy group attempts to adapt "Boot to the Head" for the German sense of humor.
neonblurb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A bit like The Matrix Reloading
willi_werkel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn this was the firt thing that came to my mind, but it looks like I am 3 hours late :(
ours ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Paraphrasing from memory the scene after they start their journey and the photographer wants to take a picture of the young looking crew)
Captain: Don't take their picture now. Wait until we get back and they have grown beards.
Photographer: Eh, they're computer specialists, they ALL have beards.
bouco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminatoring - A german terminating programs on the computer.
aRVAthrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't the title of the movie Beer Fest, though? This makes no sense.
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a story about a man and his illegally parked car.
donrhummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A programmer's adventure under openSUSE.
thunnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See I would have thought it was about sea sickness.
Gooey_kablooy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Werner Herzog's sobering documentary on the Australian corporal punishment system.
petnarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOS Booting
SwearWords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a really strict German meter maid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on again?"
FirstTimeWang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOS Booting
computerlife22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure the VRAM isn't bad?
amalgam_reynolds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boot" in German is actually pronounced "boat" though.
abxt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's ein Trailer of your movie.
atvw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reboot ist immer goot!
ItsAnanaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insert reddit silver here
Ardhrandir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh hysterically! My house mates probably think I've gone mad now..
KILLPREE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MS-DAS
nakattack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or German metermaids
Holiday_in_Asgard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: there is actually a computer repair shop near me called Dos Boot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first time in weeks my reddit addiction has given me a pay off. Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COMPUTER WORLD
Orbital431 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the story of a German company putting boot's on cars for unpaid tickets & extended parking violations
peenegobb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it would be a documentary on how to drink a DAS BOOT
stillalone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schnell!
Schnell!
Schnell!
angelsandbuttermans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haben Sie versucht, ihn auszuschalten und wieder?
KoboldCommando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist, it's a video game
Pretty great game overall, same sort of logic as spacechem/infinifactory, but I still can't believe I bought a damned assembly compiler marketed as a game, hahaha.
aediger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
German parking scofflaws forced to pay their fines.
IQuoteShowsAlot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whaaat!!!"
theoreddis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:53 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Kraftwerk story
timmypbass ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:52:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
tenfolde ยท 4739 points ยท Posted at 10:28:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my caring?
gerald_bostock ยท 3602 points ยท Posted at 11:21:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A film about the bleakness and apathy of urban life.
mattiejj ยท 1576 points ยท Posted at 12:34:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about the US health care system.
eiviitsi ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:02:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Michael Moore.
Roarlord ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:07:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Michael Bay.
Funeralord ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:19:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Trevor Moore.
Frommerman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buzz killed.
Teledildonic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:48:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOO REAL
MrOverkill5150 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this needs more upvotes its sadly true.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:10:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary of me_irl
Jwagner0850 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Michael Moore
Littlfires ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obamacaring
Moltk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you're just repeating the other guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:23 on February 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
baZING
squidsbybrianwilson ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:49:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the original then.
CryoftheBanshee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An existential buddy film about the bleak adventures of Sartre and Camus
dust-dee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
There's some good ones ITT, but this title, with this description, is a clear winner for me. It'd definitely be directed by Richard Linklater.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds kinda meh.
stratjeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the same movie, then?
DrSmirnoffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would make for one hell of a stoner movie. I can already see the dudes mulling over the pointlessness of everything on a couch in the middle of the woods.
Just like I Heart Huckabees.
Rprzes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Define "Irony"
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the mid-90s.
m0c4z1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
god bless america?
Brutalitarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, that's the plot of one of my favorite movies: Factotum.
Very hard to watch, leaves me depressed for days afterwards.
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so the Reality Bites for the 2010's
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soundtrack: "Where have all the flowers gone?"
shipoffeels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A mish-mash of every Gen-X movie ever.
soccerfreak67890 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:46:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And llamas
SerenIndi ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:17:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A story about trying to find the fucks I give.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:29:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A bromantic comedy.
road_to_nowhere ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude!"
-"What does mine say?"
"No one gives a shit."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about people trying to watch "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Haltgamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ashton Kutcher would be the last person I'd expect in a care bears film...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Film about a Lebanese immigrant with broken English who tries to live his life with nonchalance and swagger wherever he goes, and fails.
dank_Blank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A inside look at the dark underworld of Karma obsession
MilesMonroe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight to the top with you.
AlternaHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The true story of Ice T.
_ampere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 hours of Blitz SG footage
kaze626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stoned care bares searching for their missing powers
dellett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The MLK story
uhmhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THANKS OBAMA
Korashime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A psychopath's exploration of humanity.
sunshine_chauhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, I can't believe you've done this to me."
RussianNarwhals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me irl
HotpotDC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:31:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A film about Emos
[deleted] ยท 3598 points ยท Posted at 10:54:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling. A man's life is thrown into turmoil when he suddenly remembers everything at once.
milky85 ยท 2896 points ยท Posted at 11:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Or the true story of Volkswagen?
Account_Eliminator ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 12:43:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great joke but just so you know it's Volkswagen.
_DasDingo_ ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 13:48:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VW just released their newest product: The nearly emission free Volkswaggon!
TenshiS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phew. I expected a worst kind of Waggon. One that's, like, REALLY bad for your health.
BOZGBOZG ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:41:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you - some sort of Nazi?
Account_Eliminator ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:45:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I literally work for a VW Dealership, many emails have not been received thanks to that misspelling.
Dynasty2201 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And because Volkswagen is German, I'm pretty sure the right way to say it is "Wol-ks-var-gen" what with the V being a W and a W being a V.
Account_Eliminator ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:59:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope the v is actually pronounced as an F.
"Fol-ks-var-gen"
Thedeadlypoet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaning Vehicle of the people.
Digdut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:25:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nah, volkswagin
arts_degree_huehue ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 12:57:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet another comment ruined by a gold edit...
dogusmalogus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, why do people do it? It's fucking annoying.
sdraz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:25:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with you.
Lithobreaking ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:45:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ruined your comment with the edits.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:09:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's much better than mine.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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glorioussideboob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WW?
syzygy919 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:44:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wagen*
glorioussideboob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:23:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/CancerousEdits
Mitchs_Frog_Smacky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but the deals are so great on them right now!
kalitarios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
double spaces after a . to line break
like this
otherwise you get a list. like this. or this
MOREBLOCKS123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comment ruined after you made that dumbass edit
Every single fucken gilded comment
Slyninja215 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring confused once-Volkswagen owner Ashton Kutcher
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
brilliant :)
WienerCircle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or GM
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
slow clap le savage
XtremeGoose ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:56:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... That's pretty much what Total Recall is. You haven't made a pun...
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:06:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know. I have no idea why I'm getting upvoted.
djasonwright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:42 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe he remembers EVERYTHING at once. Like all of human history... or all of Existence's History.
uranus_be_cold ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:16:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling: A man's life, told in excruciating detail. Starring Grampa Simpson.
"I tied an onion to my belt, as it was the style at the time."
Passing4human ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or all cars suddenly disappear from the roads.
xen2173 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:36:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/gD5Z2OTgkT4 Total Recalling has been done.
Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Admittedly, this is pretty much the plot of the original.
SneakyBadAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Story about call center Shakeout.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that quest in Skyrim when you have a drinking contest to win a staff.
ZeroWithEverything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The compelling sequel to Mementoing.
mavroskufis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You basically described Mr. Nobody .Great movie btw
beerob81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
TastyBrainMeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be honest, this could be a dynamite movie. Imagine living without the ability to forget.
wlee1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where everything he has ever bought gets recalled back to the shop at the same time
5hadrach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OR one mans life degenerates into madness as every item he touches becomes the subject of Product Recalls.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't you say that's what the movie's about without adding "ing"?
CamouflagedPotatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is the opposite of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
hurenkind5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One might even say he can remember it wholesale.
kamill85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe a GMs story about faulty switches that costed human lifes
kayneargand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop making fun of my Toyota.
WraithFaceKillah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a man is thrown into turmoil when everything he owns is recalled by the manufacturers.
FakingFad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively: Priuses.
OliMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You win this thread.
ProfessorSpook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best comment
Lost_and_Profound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hollywood might come calling for this one
Mindriot07 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one should be higher up.
GunstarCowboy ยท 7007 points ยท Posted at 12:14:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Thinging
One young girl's fight to become a member of her high school choir, despite a fierce lisp.
Edit: Holy inbox explosion, but thank you for the comments and thank you kind strangers for the Treble gold. Internet dream come true.
shaebae98 ยท 5254 points ยท Posted at 13:34:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Mike Tyson
nflitgirl ยท 1071 points ยท Posted at 14:10:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will someone please start making photoshops/sketches of these movie posters?
Leoxcr ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 14:47:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually... u/Your_Post_As_A_Movie is the one who should be here
Leoxcr ยท 359 points ยท Posted at 19:00:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM asked me to post this for him:
http://i.imgur.com/XTPjNMG.jpg
canadiancarlin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:39:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's beautiful.
shredditator ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:36:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahaha. i love reddit.
Mr_C_Baxter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:22:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So he has someone posting for him? Well this is new for me, some redditors are really pros
Why_Be_A_Dick ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:33:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have another redditor doing your light work? Get in the game you filthy casual.
MrDoggeh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:51:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude, why do you have to be a dick about it?
Polite_Insults ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down. Calling someone a filthy casual is funny.
MrDoggeh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:14:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was making a reference to his name "Why_Be_A_Dick"
Polite_Insults ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn...I didn't see that. My bad
Leoxcr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
at least you're polite
Polite_Insults ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its in the name :D
nflitgirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This brings me so much joy.
Canada_Suck_it ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you are glorious
QueequegTheater ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 16:03:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
ANY OF THEM DAMN IT. FUCK IT, I'LL TAKE A GIF.
Paging /u/EditingAndLayout
/u/ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM DELIVERED! http://i.imgur.com/XTPjNMG.jpg
I_PM_NICE_COMMENTS ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 14:19:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
paging /u/AWildSketchAppeared
and
/u/Shitty_Watercolour
We need you in this desperate hour.
BuckeyeEmpire ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:07:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's also an account that does movie posters. Can't remember his username.
cmckone ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:16:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/shitty_movieposters ??
squitzeaux ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Your_post_as_a_movie
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:43:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they show up I'll delete my account.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:33:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
sprackk ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHIT SON IT'S BEEN EIGHT AND I CAN'T WAIT
Sammbalam ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:51:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SEVENTEEN!!
6andahalfGrapples ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:56:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
23 and I'm losing hope... Edit: THAT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT! In fact, I forgot what I was waiting for and there was an audible gasp when I viewed. Also, u/pachi2sexy , I could totally read what's along the bottom. You can rest easy now.
DoesOneLiftWeights ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:08:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
35 lets give up
brtt3000 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:12:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
an hour, somebody call the cops, all our artist are dead.
purple_monkey58 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:07:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
33 hope is dead
Pachi2Sexy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAMN DUDE I'M SORRY!
PLOOP!
LonelyNeuron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You liar! We trusted you, we believed in you, and you disappointed all of us.
Pachi2Sexy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look again meh friend.
Available_user-name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is just perfect
Peaceblaster86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
coming thoon
jruhlman09 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not movie posters, but /u/austindlight is the guy who did a bunch of drawings of reddit's movie titles missing one letter. I think he made a book out of them too.
austindlight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did make a book out of them! I think I might sketch a few of these if I can find the time. I'll post to imgur and tag anyone if I do their title.
zanderkerbal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel so sad when I find an old post and realize I got so caught up in it I forgot to up vote.
girllikethat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Picturing Tyson as Lindsay in the Mean Girls poster.
smoike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have preferred "white girls".
Hella_Potato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had artistic talent.
ragamufin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
please let this become a coffee table book.
mynameisblanked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen a thread with so much gold.
gothic_potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's for later this week. Don't want all the karma to be distributed at once!
LazarusRises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paging /u/awildsketchappeared
ConnorBurnsRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paging Dr. /u/medli20
ItsAScottishGuy ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 14:11:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython
Cessnaporsche01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Representing the homeworld of the Jedi Order.
bcdm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anyone who has a lisp/speech impediment who doesn't have a letter they can't pronounce in their name? Mike Tython, Dwoo Barrymore, Michael Phelpth, Bawbwa Walterth, Winthon Churchill, Jonathan Woss, Twooman Capote...
SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 14:52:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tython
every_other_monday ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:53:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually like your user name as the movie title as well.
"Shit Down My Peehole -- thtarring Mike Tython" (slow motion shot of him punching someone's lights out)
rgf5048 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of the zillions of users, how do I keep seeing you around these parts? Your name makes me painfully guffaw
NeV3RMinD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ath Vargo Hoat.
bootselectric ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The knockout hit of the summer
IAmThePulloutK1ng ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:55:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And here's his biggest hit single, "Ain't Got No Time For Bird Sex"
https://youtu.be/Je6odKSn1TU?t=6s
DBeumont ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have a cookie, Sir.
lyla2398 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEH BRON JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
BorderlineMoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring
knightofmink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My guess woulda been Thad Castle.
melraelee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thad Cath-ul.
quailxman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd pay for this
ZenithSatori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtaring
candycv30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tython
hoobastankyleg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring* Mike Tyson
davelandry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY "Thtarring Mike Tython"
isaystotheguyisays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as the girl
irdk4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring
lecheventi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tysthon. Ftfy
illini211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tythin.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Arnold Schwarzenigger
The_Bronze_Scrub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython
real-scot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Therapist?
Alvin_Tostig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tython. FTFY.
ilikeuasafriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtaring Mike Tyson*
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Thtarring Mike Tython FTFY
Wildkid133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython FTFY
Snakesenpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython
GigglyWigglyWorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As Phteven.
godless-life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Mike Tython, I presume?
HooglyBoogly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtaring Mike Tython FTFY
squirley335533 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tython *
thepeopleshero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The twist being shes never had a lisp, thats just the way he taught her to sing and her love interest has never heard he talk and only knows what her lispy singing voice is like and then they fall in love at the end
kram5858 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*thtaring
Kryptic_Anthology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tythson
ShasOFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to solve another mystery!
aJrenalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tyson
psychocopter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Already done nvm
Capn_Z_Muhnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtaring*
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython
jhydra123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
ryan2point0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Yung hee
Techpaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtaring Mike Tython*
CHUCKNORRIS1369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tython FTFY
MrSneaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring
bnghle234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Thtarring
Zash91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtaring mike tython* FTFY
Mr_dolphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tython.
SuddenlyFameous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tython*
Lord0fgames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython*
Seahawks_12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you mean Mike Thyson?
Aristo-Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? gold for this? Can I get gold for an SJP Horse joke then?
aeyuth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Tython.
olemah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tharring Mike Tyson
ISaidGoodDey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toolazy2work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring
Ali9666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython*
perfectstar04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thtarring Mike Tython", ftfy.
_its_a_SWEATER_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"....I'm Mike Tython."
mxmr47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
while at work, see this comment, scroll back up, save post, close tab
cejl94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython *
jinqsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronounced tython
masterzombehhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython
FTFY
MachoManRandyAverage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thtaring Mike Tython
noseriouslyno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever think his name actually might be Mike Syson? Just that he could never actually say it and so it just stuck?
McBokBok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY Starring Mike Tython
moshed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tyhthon
AnActualSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython
elfin8er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you mean Mike Tython?
hagschlag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Mike Tython FTFY
leversonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tython
figandmelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Thtarring
mkitt88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring*
the_laughingdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just make white chicks 2?
aftersteveo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tyson
FTFY
TitoTheMidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Thrarring Mike Tython
Styrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython.
zoompowko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that, I'd watch that hard
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Fuzzylogik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Mike Thyson FTFY
lurkker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Tharring Mike Tyson
areuavinagigglem8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Mike Tython Ftfy
OmegaRipper501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring*
twometerventshaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring Mike Tyson: ftfy
axionj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thtarring*
speakingofsegues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython FTFY
I-m-smbdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow...that's going to be one hell of a fight just to get into a high school choir.
Selvey808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
SJVellenga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tython
jadeskye7 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 13:29:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh this is my winner. Jesus thats good.
dnedad585 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 13:13:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing.
NewShamu ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 13:41:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy thit?
grizzmanchester ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:25:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thtop
weevhy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They can't thtop laughing.
RancidLemons ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:26:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You win
SuperMadBro ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:53:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh inappropriately hard. Thank you
APiousCultist ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:35:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That description was a little amazing.
albck ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:38:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging (Theatrical Release Poster)
Leoxcr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM asked me to post this for him:
http://i.imgur.com/XTPjNMG.jpg
I_AM_VERY_SMRT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One young girl'th fight to become a member of her high thchool choir, dethpite a fierth lithp.
This even beats World War Zing. Wow
J_Jammer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the same for THORING.
Despite all the mocking for his lisp a high schooler still believes he can take flight and one day he actually does, but instead of everyone laughing from behind, they're now laughing from below.
Worldpeace6969 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best one, I almost didn't read it at first.
marlow6686 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just choked on my tea. That's brilliant
Xindros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me have to close my office door I was giggle-snorting so hard. You win.
ChaIroOtoko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:02:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit!!! Hahaha This is the best one.
loosebolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chris Eubank forges a new career in a barbershop quartet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Tyson's attempt to get in touch with his young feminine side by joining the High school women's ensemble. Directed by Michael Bay, based on a story by Nicholas Sparks.
olibiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively: despite being deaf.
grizac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!
brandscaping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
FTFY
TheRealHanBrolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is /u/john_thena when you need him.
John_Thena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JOOOOOOOHHHHNN THEEEEEENNNNAAAAA!
ant_nguy69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
perfect
HighPlainsDrinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slow clap
Kylearean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My thides hurt
dandimae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg. I'm sick right now and this has me cracking up!! Hilarious!!
ConfessionsPartII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck i have never laughed harder at a reddit post until now
brenin44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby dicking...Moby porno
zoicyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on Reddit, this is the clear winner - get this to the thop.
Sexehexes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is amazing unbelievable great hahaha!
axltl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the sequel, which follows her life as a vocal coach: Do The Right Thinging
bongozap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first one that made ma laugh out loud.
JazzyAndy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made me laugh so hard that a fart slipped out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the best one
jalien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I am laughing so hard right now. Thank you for that.
munchies1122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the fucking best thread ever
TheRappist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A fierth lithp.
shokalion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant, have my upvote! My god that's funny.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long was he alone in the chorus?
Hour. Hour and-a-half. Why?
ploki122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a terribly cheap horror movie with the people/animals/zombies/psychics/whatever playing with thouse little springy doorstops.
The5lsSilent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I applaud you.
lovelyhappyface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's the manning, a movie about Eli manning, having been born with both sexes and choosing to be a professional NFL male player.
Hippo_Kondriak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, alternatively, the gripping retelling of traditional Viking business meetings.
pigglespoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. This is the reason I come to Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg! I just loudly laughed in my office and now everyone in the shop is looking at me. That was worth the stares.
WillieBeamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice. The Reddit hat trick.
Ophindris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hardest ive laughed in a while lmao
amysplat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best here. Literally made me choke on my lunch with laughter.
stniesen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:14:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 8:00 in the morning, you goon.
I refuse to believe that there are other time zones besides where I live.
COOKIEEEEEE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay Central time
Knife_4skilled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is 6:30am here :(
ManWithYourPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omfg this one made me laugh irl
Yanqui-UXO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had to log in just to upvote this
PNergit ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be higher up.
Cpt_Matt ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves gold. Hehehe
Niptacular_Nips ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
............................OH!!! I get it.
dontPanicDude ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:35:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that one is pretty funny :D
Catalyticmonx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:54:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY haha
Sage296 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Mine Tyson goes on a journey to every Karaoke bar to pursue his singing career
o2fill ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:26:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'th awethome!
solowingzx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Samuel L. Jackthon
Hope499 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:59:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
damn...came here to write thinging lol
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha, it's funny because thinging sounds like singing but with a lisp
yesididjustsaythat00 ยท 5485 points ยท Posted at 10:06:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lelo and Stitching - The story of a young girl who becomes a taxidermist to create a new friend, and her descent into madness.
SaltyCarl ยท 1795 points ยท Posted at 11:32:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has actually been done. Http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt0303361/
TheWatersOfMars ยท 4299 points ยท Posted at 12:16:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's only a matter of time before I get to watch World War Zing.
RedditTooAddictive ยท 746 points ยท Posted at 13:01:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want Jurassic Parking so bad.
MrOverkill5150 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:36:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: The story of a dinosaur name Sinclair and his journey to park at his job when he was 30 minutes late the driving ensues.
mxmr47 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:31:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be hard parking having Trex hands
chadwickipedia ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:15:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble get laid off from their jobs at the quarry, only to find a new living valet parking cars at Bedrock's hottest club
DuplexFields ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:46:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: frustrated with the lack of parking, a university student invents a time machine that sends his car back in time, reappearing on a timer. Unfortunately, he forgets to lock it, and raptors can open doors...
torturousvacuum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:45:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking sounds a story about old people going to the mall.
OfficialFrench_Toast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit, these tiny t-rex hands can barely reach the steering wheel!
mrchives47 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:07:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, one of the parking structures at Universal Studios in Hollywood is called Jurassic Parking.
metans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that point me to the next screening of Kangaroo Jacking and I'll die a happy man
SirDerick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A T-rex tries unsuccessfully to parallel park his car for half an hour. Eventually an annoyed Samaritan offers to help park the car, and the T-rex eats him.
iwasinmybunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:51 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this movie. I've lived it it's why When I visit my mom I drive us to the mall. I love you mom but you can't park for shit.
[deleted] ยท 459 points ยท Posted at 13:00:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
Artorias_and_Sif ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:07:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't go meta in the same post
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 13:36:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going meta in the same post means we've witnessed the birth of an instant classic
workraken ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:52:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that or we've all just gotten really predictable and lazy.
FBI_Burt_Macklin_ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:23:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>predictable and lazy
>reddit
Yup, it all checks out.
Fucked_a_bird ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:41:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is time brethren.
ClearlyDense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the only way to make it stick
gmaclean ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:15:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fairly sure flossing went Meta that quick.
Peculiar_One ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judging by the up votes, you can.
Quizzie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, the original World War Zing comment was from over half a year ago.
glorioussideboob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah Reddit just runs in cycles.
TheRobotFrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not with that attitude.
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, he can try. He will fail, but he can try.
poptart2nd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not meta, just a reference.
bananasantos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We just did
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull up you're going on too fast!
uGGo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
from 0 to meta in just 3 hours
Aerowulf9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH YES WE CAN
Slider2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes we can, we have the technology !
Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the rule is to wait 30 minutes.
monty156 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shh bby is ok.
traugdor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:44:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And, yet...he has at least 25x your comment score. How strange. Looks like Reddit disagrees with you.
paradizingmania ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:30:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2meta2quick
sluggyfreelancer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:46:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zero to meta, real quick.
EnigmaticEntity ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out you just have to say "World War Zing" and you get gold.
SimplePenis ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:52:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RING IN 2016 WITH WORLD WAR ZING COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
Deletraz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:12:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The original comment was so good that just mentioning World War Zing got you gold now!
PineRhymer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the meantime, here's some cheesy one-liner sketch comedy.
MrVandalous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just go watch The Avengers. It's all one-liners, quips and apocalypses.
_N00b_acti0n_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Produced by the Wayans brothers?
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll laugh your head off next week when we roast the Prime Minister of Israel, featuring a dais of his closest frenemies. It's sure to be a blast, etcetera.
SnipingNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dream Lives.
electricmaster23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mate, Hollywood has already getting it turned into a screenplay as we speak.
yellow_yellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8meta9me
DerpingLegitly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just going to be a movie filled with horrible one liners and shitty jokes.
ZachChase_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of bad puns.
Hamad_Senpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A fight to sleep the longest.
Meta_Judge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
codblopsII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary of embarrassment and pain when world leaders engage in 'yo mamma' jokes and broadcast them publicly.
TravisE_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World war zing : countries go to war where zingers are their only weapon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... in which all soldiers have been killed due to endless battles, requiring instead the greatest comedians from opposing countries to meet in an epic battle of one-liners and insults
crilen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Brother Zing bots take over the world!!! Zinggggggg
shapu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heyo!
Crapatronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2Meta4Me
defenastrator ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:26:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
linkified for mobile
ObviouslyNotBanana ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:40:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're doing the Lord's work.
spellingerror ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:38:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such a great movie
Doktor_Avinlunch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:09:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and was a pretty good film too
some-ginger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:30:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know what I'm watching this weekend
JazzyDoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it is on HBO Go if you have HBO.
Milinkalap ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:34:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie actually creeped the shit out of me when I watched it with friends. I also somehow felt really bad for her, and somewhat empathetic which was just all the weirder to me.
Walt_Titman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:55:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, the chick that plays Ambrosia looks awfully Taylor Swift-y in her IMDb photo.
00Nothing ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:06:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YEEEEEEAH!
I mean, you beat me to it, but someone else has seen this!
Sriad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's me reading the comment:
"Is... is it May? Is the link May? It's gotta be May, right? YEEEEEEAH!"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:39:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo and Stitchinging?
MaizeRage48 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:37:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh I knew what this would link to, why did I click it?
I despise this movie, partially because of circumstances that were happening in my life when I first saw it, so maybe I'd hate it less if I watched it now, but I doubt it.
__Shadynasty_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:37:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This looks awesome! Can't wait to watch it!!
OgGorrilaKing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:01:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had forgotten about that movie, thanks for reminding me. I need to see it again.
enronghost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:48:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$500k ? wow thats cheap.
octagonman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weird. I've seen this movie but I don't remember when or why is what I thought.
Retireegeorge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that looks like a relaxing movie
Tattered_Colours ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free link
ThisIsMyLastAccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:58 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just finished watching that thanks to this. My and my mate really, really enjoyed that, thank you!
wildmetacirclejerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:19:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will have to watch taxidermy horror later
justtoclick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just stumbled upon that the other day. It is an amazing little film...
I_AM_ALWAYS_ANGRY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lever heard of the movie, but just read the plot and it sounds interesting as hell.
JazzyDoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's on HBO Go if you have HBO or HBO (HBO Now for those who only have the streaming service like Netflix.)
VitruvianMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a good movie, but then, any movie where Jeremy Sisto gets killed and mutilated is a good movie.
worldisfascinating ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opening Gross, according to the link: 9,000 dollars. A wonder I haven't heard of it
highfivemybutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of my favorite movies of all time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this movie any good? Because it looks creepy as all hell.
zeththedarkmage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had forgotten about that disturbing movie, thanks for reminding me. Off to /r/eyebleach I go.
Zayl360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know what I'm watching this weekend.
ElleDoublevee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A close family friend produced that film so I got to see the weird screener version of it from before it was released. Thank you for reminding me it exists! I'll have to drag my copy out. I was probably too young to have seen that when I did though...
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fiishbait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer the scarier one. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0327597/?ref_=nv_sr_1
letitsaveyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to watch this now since it on on-demand haha
CaligoAccedito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely loved May.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised there's only one reply to this saying they hated it.
Great movie. Definitely top 20 for me. Just chiming in that it's great. If anyone hasn't seen it, you should.
nihlecho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I SAW THIS AND FORGOT ABOUT IT COMPLETELY
disappointer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was one of the first movies Rian Johnson worked on (as an editor).
draemscat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She kind of looks like a real life version of Corpse Bride.
OpinesOnThings ยท 762 points ยท Posted at 11:29:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo
F0sh ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:14:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the other hand, the version starring a high-end sex toy might be watchable...
midnightketoker ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:41:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last in last out
omega90blarg ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 11:15:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want this movie.
weaselking ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:50:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its called May. This movie exists. Youll love it.
omega90blarg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have to check it out. Thanks for telling me.
RoNPlayer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:34:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has actually been done. Http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt0303361/
(Credit to: /u/SaltyCarl)
MyKidsHaveGonorrhea ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:26:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Lilo
HappyBot9000 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:13:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does she have to go mad though?
yesididjustsaythat00 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 11:19:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of a Disneying movie would it be if she didn't..?
Edit:If to of...youuuuu auto-correct.
surragat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:56:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I may be dumb here but what does your edit mean?
b0mmer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What kind if a Disneying" to "What kind of a Disneying"
Somepenguinsss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:58:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo**
Eddyoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well to be fair she never explained why she called him that...to in her mind at least that could be the case.
Tob1o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A young girl learns the price of snitching.
kidkoopa1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this needs to be a thing, written and directed by the folks behind Wristcutters: A Love Story :)
autovonbismarck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Otasanek - the folk tale of a barren woman who's husband brings home a stump that looks like a baby.
The woman loves the stump so much that it comes to life and kills everyone.
Now a (real) feature film!
THCInjection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna put this one here! But your backstory would have made a much better movie than the one I made up.
nicih ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo?
yesididjustsaythat00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeeaah, that's what I meant.
horsenbuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG, it's the Bloggess!
groundhogcakeday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the sad story of a child laborer in a garment factory.
_ampere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghoulcaller Gisa
PhycopathRabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it, just for the part where the sister comes out to find a fully stocked version of herself and than sees he crazy little sister holding the needle and thread
Stealthy_Wolf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a child version of Frankenstein. with live surgery. would be quite the opera.
Easytype ยท 6772 points ยท Posted at 09:35:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - The Nancy Kerrigan story.
Ghostfenrir1 ยท 4179 points ยท Posted at 09:57:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nancy, did you just try to have me killed?"
"Yippie Kai Aye, you bitch!"
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 13:19:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, "Yippie WHYYY Aye"
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:33:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really hated how people made fun of her so much for that. She just got whacked with a crow bar by a total stranger. I'd be asking "why?" Too
RoseDandy ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 15:23:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same, she worked her ass off to get to were she was and gets attacked by an asshole. That is a good reason to ask why. Yet people treat her like she was whining.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:01:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, had her entire life's pursuit taken from her in one instant. All her goals and dreams, everything she had worked for. Tragic.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:32:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She went on to win the silver medal
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But in that moment she's just in immense pain and seeing her chances crumbling in her mind.
damnatio_memoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHYYYYYY not Gold?
sonar1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why ask why? Try Bud Dry
skalra63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is she?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:36:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Figure skater. One of the best ever.
ghostdate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think her voice just sounds whiny. This is my first time seeing this or hearing about it, and I read your comment beforehand, so I had that knowledge going in. I didn't think she was whining, she just sounds whiny.
RoseDandy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course she sounds 'whiny' she was just hit by a crowbar.
ghostdate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course, the point is that she sounds whiny, not like she's whining.
monnii99 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:47:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippiee why ayyy
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:21:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its Yippie Ki Yay you heathen
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:27:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dead. Enjoy your gold.
Narfubel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:43:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget about the censored save for TV version
"Yippie Kai Aye...I have an itch"
FlamingWeasel ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:10:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tanya ^
0_0_0 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:58:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonya ^
If you are going to be a pedant, at least be accurate.
bluesox ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:53:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially since the implication of the title is that Kerrigan is seeking revenge.
0_0_0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. And Harding certainly didn't try to have Kerrigan killed. I believe the assaulter's brief was to inflict a broken right leg. And he chose an ASP baton to the thigh. The safest place to strike.
Ghostfenrir1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:17:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, got confused when I wrote it. OR it's a Hollywood twist!
Tonkpilsrus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:21:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a Red Alert reference?? And only an hour old!! Finally a chance to see my comment 3 up votes, where my oldschool gamers at?
not_a_moogle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:24:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He put the wrong girls name. Nancy was the one attacked
EngineerSib ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:45:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ack-Knowledged.
Iamchinesedotcom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got any aspirin?"
locomuerto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now, I have a baton. Hoe, hoe, hoe
Pooperoni_Pizza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippie kai aye melon farmer"
Gnartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie Kayak Under Buckets!
makefunofmymom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Mr. Falcon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kai Aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Kai Aye, Captain!
Oooooooooooooo!
damnatio_memoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHYYYYYYYYY"
Theniallmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippe Kayak Other Buckets!
Wake_up_screaming ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:16:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why?!? Whyyyy??"
tailorandbarber ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????
Nowin ยท 468 points ยท Posted at 11:25:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A German film.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:10:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just returned from a trip to Germany, and in the 2.5 weeks I was there apparently I was conditioned to read "die" this way, in certain contexts, which I just realized.
Nowin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy came back and said "wow I had no idea English used the German 'was'" (pronounced 'vas')
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha!
Smegmarty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it 'ach-ja!' or 'nicht-nicht!'?
Nolfolk_in_hope ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:57:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bart, the
Agrajag420 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:41:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he speaks german - he can't be a bad person --> as a german: that line killed me
kesselchen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RiF
TypicalGerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RiF Frieden
flying_dutchman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...typisch Deutscher.
xanatos451 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting - A story about a man and his illegally parked car.
der1n1t1ator ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:03:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting = a movie about one man's struggle to finally start his computer.
dirtyjoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting = the end of Beerfest.
ours ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:14:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sequel to A Serbian film.
I did get your joke
sylaroI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not ashamed to have read it as the hardening and though of it being some cheap porno name.
lhedn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finally having German in school paid off!
ballrus_walsack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*A German comedy
direwolf08 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bart. The.
[deleted] ยท 297 points ยท Posted at 10:42:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Live Free or Die, Harding - THIS summer, Olympic ice skating revenge has never been so liberating!
xchevyguy2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it could use a comma. 'Live Free or Die, Harding' A personal story of redemption and forgiveness.
AutumnAtArcadeCity ยท 529 points ยท Posted at 10:41:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment is atrociously underappreciated
Easytype ยท 408 points ยท Posted at 10:43:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The older I get, the more esoteric my references become.
NondeterministSystem ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:56:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel any better, the older you get, the more esoteric you become.
Wait. That's probably not better at all.
Banzai51 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:10:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was YOU that let the dogs out!
OcelotBodyDouble ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:02:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truth comes out after all these years... makes me wonder if it really wasn't Shaggy.
zeptimius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is that from?
Easytype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To my knowledge my own brain.
imnotavegetable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your vocabulary seems pretty esoteric as well
Easytype ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:02:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
SerialChillr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. Shallow and pedantic.
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the more esoteric I am, the more I just want a nap.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
References aren't a food.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nancy kerrigan/tanya harding and die hard are all pretty well known still
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, to have a comment this high up given the vast number of millenials flooding reddit speaks to how funny it was
ghosttrainhobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to guess 45.
voteforlee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:55:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How ironic that that word will only be understood by a minority of people
Source: had to google work
ballrus_walsack ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:12:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a member of the red hand gang?
spyder9179 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:16:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly how appreciated should it be? Just so I know when to stop.
AutumnAtArcadeCity ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:18:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Appreciate it for exactly 13.5 seconds. No more, no less. Give it a chuckleโbreathy and with a hint of a snortโand then slowly fade to a smirk. Then upvote, remember 472 minutes later, giggle briefly, then go on with your day.
usesNames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had an extra chuckle scheduled, and might have thrown in a brief but declined consideration to read the comment out loud to my wife, but otherwise I think we're on the same page.
ClearlyDense ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
472 minutes later, how long should I spend recalling the moment? Just so I'm sure I'm doing this thing right
AutumnAtArcadeCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow your heart.
Shanicpower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment is atrociously underappreciated.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:47:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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AK_Happy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:28:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now over 6,000. So underappreciated.
AutumnAtArcadeCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was underappreciated at the time ;o;
Roboticide ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:26:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a reference older than most redditors. The only reason I know (I'm 26), is because Starcraft has a character named Kerrigan and Nancy Kerrigan showed up one time when I Googled the name.
That being said, knowing the story, I thought this was easily one of the best answers.
ragamufin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6000 upvotes, triple gold
AutumnAtArcadeCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It had like 200 up votes when I commented.
LaughingVergil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're from Portland. We got it (and wish we hadn't.)
softeky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, sorry. Here, have an up vote.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three-quarters of the people here weren't alive then.
bathroomstalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least 100% of the redditors over 30 came together in solidarity to upvote his comment to over 3,000 points
Theres_A_FAP_4_That ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:23:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got 2 goldings?
AutumnAtArcadeCity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:25:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had none back when I commented yesterday.
angrytortilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 times gilded and 6000+ votes is underappreciated to you?
AutumnAtArcadeCity ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:24:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It had barely 200 up votes when I commented, mate. Not really fair to comment something like that hours later. :P
Dogbiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Probably needs a link explaining the incident. Didn't that happen nearly 20 years ago now?
Easytype ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long ago as that eh?
ScaldingSoup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over 20 years ago
SMYFFL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It happened before I was born and I graduate college in two months.
Go_Kick_Rocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate your use of the word atrocious(ly).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I said another one was the best before seeing this one. This one takes the cake
TheNoveltyAccountant ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 11:17:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed, pondered your genius and then laughed some more.
This is genuinely believable as well.
estomagordo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:47:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing.
Omicron942 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:56:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
ScaldingSoup ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:05:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
January 6, 1994. After a practice performance at the US Championships, Nancy Kerrigan is hit in the knee with a metal object. The footage right after the attack. It was later found that her figure skating rival, Tonya Harding, knew about the attack before-hand and conspired with her ex husband to get Nancy out of the Olympics. Tonya and Nancy both went to the 1994 Olympics in Lillehammer and Nancy got 2nd/silver and Tonya got disqualified due to a broken shoelace. After the trial, Tonya was banned from figure skating and became a professional boxer.
Talono ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:51:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, she claimed then and still does today that she only learned about it after the fact and only failed to notify the authorities about it. She plead guilty to conspiracy to hindering prosecution, not conspiracy to commit assault.
ScaldingSoup ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:03:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very true. It's unfortunate that we'll never know the truth. She maintains that her ex was abusive and she was pushed to go back to him to keep a wholesome appearance. Apparently he found out their reconciliation was a sham and this was his revenge. IMO, she was the best jumper of her time.
street593 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:18:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nancy Kerrigan was an olypmic ice skater in the early 90s. Her rival was Tonya Harding.
Busybodii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonya Harding was behind an attack on Nancy Kerrigan right before a big competition. It was a big deal in the 90's.
Philo_T_Farnsworth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, that's it. I'm officially old now.
Omicron942 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I've been filled in, I can tell you that the event happened the year before I was born, but I had heard of it. I just didn't know the names of the people involved.
Easytype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was an incident, somebody tried to break someone's leg, it was all a bit messy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They successfully shattered her kneecap
pmurph131 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:06:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a winner!
immerc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:14:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And on Netflix if you liked that one it will recommend the German documentary from the other point of view: Die Harding.
TheBassEngineer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:30:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too Soon?
Nah...I think we're good.
gsfgf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:58:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could almost see a 30 for 30 with that title.
SMYFFL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's already a 30 for 30 on the event but damn if they shouldn't rename it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whyyyyyyyy?
astrakhan42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a crowbar. Ho Ho Ho.
Pablows ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thx
DaBigGuy101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually German - Die, Harding, Die!
Easytype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man.
Please-remember ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or..."Die Harding! Nancy's Revenge"
lur77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would Alan Rickman still be in it? I miss Alan Rickman.
Easytype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think he's available.
JurassicBasset ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just impressed that I understood that.
RespectTheBicep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHY! WHY! WHY!
Captain_Chorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winner. Absolutelty brilliant.
lotsosmiley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, the story of the secret plot to kill the 23rd President. The plan fails, but he dies anyway of a brain hemorrhage, and the conspirators try to keep up appearances he's still alive. Like Weekend at Bernie's at The White House.
Easytype ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see this very much as a straight-to-DVD movie.
lotsosmiley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naturally.
HUGOIIEE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf i thought exactly that as i read the title
Has_No_Gimmick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - The shocking truth behind the "unexpected" death of US president Warren G. Harding.
aaron90521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand :( someone please explain.
Magnesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changing the color of Harding.
JewJutsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to look this one up and once I did, I wish I had more upvotes to give you.
Ungrateful-Ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nooooo, I came in here to write this! And you got two gold and truckloads of karma! Guttered. I'll get back to scowering "New" now.
Banzai51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm no longer asking why, BITCH" ::sounds of a shotgun racking::
Asicansar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might also be about a metapod.
inherendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
30 for 30 right there. Title is perfect for the narrator of that series.
sssasssafrasss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking brilliant.
InMyBrokenChair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Untold Story of Calvin Coolidge's Murder of Warren G. Harding
witzerdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Hard would a lot more exciting.
Imnottheassman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding -- The Definitive German Documentary on America's 29th President
backtowhereibegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the prequel: Get Harding
CowInSpace13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the classic. Dying hard: the story of Ron Jeremy.
MetallicOrangeBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You see, at this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again."
LayinPipeforYourMom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revenge by befriending, gas lighting, and watching her lose her mind, and lots public humiliation until tonya takes her own life
Centerpeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man this was my first thought
NSAagent1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking about warren Hardings death
barmanfred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a winner.
heart_in_your_hands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??"
ertebolle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, a thriller about a plot to assassinate America's 29th president.
Born_Ruff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Easytype ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww shucks, you're the best.
I_LOVE_POTATO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively... Dieing Hard.
Enough said.
Kogusoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was also thinking "Die Harding" but alternatively about the life and death of Warren G. Harding, 29th President, Died in office.
ehowardhunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may be the most clever response I have ever seen. Well played, sir.
RealGamerGod88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dieing hard - a misspelled title for a movie where the main character gets blue balled hard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit lol
Jandklo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. Someone help me out here.
someswedishgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours is the best.
ThePossimpible_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just burst out laughing in my classroom during my students silent reading time. Thank you.
sats11697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is so much gold in this post
xboxpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, clever.
fistagon7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonya finally gets iced.
rtype03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Die Harding - The only possible way left to describe how hard people can die", it's actually part (long sigh) 6 in the Die Hard series.
SashaTheBOLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In German, obviously.
WaGgoggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a documentary on the second year of Warren G. Harding's presidency
allen_bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically Tonya Harding, The Musical Here's a link to sings from said Musical. http://tonyahardingthemusical.bandcamp.com/releases
dyboc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Die' stands for 'the'.
ElGaucho56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I have a crowbar. Ho Ho Ho
BeastModular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHA
LordFirebeard ยท 2057 points ยท Posted at 10:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowskiing.
Dude and Walter take to the slopes, where Dude's open consumption of marijuana in various forms and Walter's constant outbursts quickly land them afoul of the local ski patrol, run by an uptight former chief of the Malibu Police Department.
chux4w ยท 2070 points ยท Posted at 13:00:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!
clintonius ยท 264 points ยท Posted at 13:37:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It finally works!
where_is_the_cheese ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:26:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My life makes sense now. The final piece of the puzzle. I can die happy.
relsthrough ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:28:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, it's like the writers were waiting for that Reddit comment...
ich_habe_keine_kase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you find the cheese, let me know.
analogkid01 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:05:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody fucks with the cheeses.
MothaFuckingSorcerer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's in the alps
bldbombshell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whodda thunk it....it finalllllllly has relevance
GanondalfTheWhite ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:28:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And thus all is now right with the world.
WhatImMike ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:40:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought I would see the day the bad overdub of that scene would be relevant.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:00:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was watching DBZ abridged on YouTube with some friends. Bad guy gets surrounded by the good guys, and says "oh find me in the alps...". I was the only one in the group to laugh... felt awkward.
tommadness ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always enjoyed mixing the censored version and the uncensored. "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"
MyNameIsEthanNoJoke ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:29:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the ass
psinguine ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:33:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hey, what are you doing there?"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know, but this place is a real shit-hole."
wtfisgoingonsmedley ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:59:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to have a moment of silence to honor this comment.
Sometimes the universe just works in mysterious ways.
willflameboy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is over. We can stop now.
jseego ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:35:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omg it's all come full circle
Placentipede420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:12:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
weezermc78 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this your ski lift, Larry?
Ozyman_Dias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep cuts!
jwil191 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-my high school yearbook senior quote
Pt5PastLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a brutal tv dub edit. I love to hate it.
hangryasfuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
WienerCircle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That run really tied the hill together, man.
tweezerburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:37 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this tagline is all that was required
crazyeyeguy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...check your geography. The Alps are not in Malibu...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duh, obviously the protagonist was a Swiss ski instructor.
LambChops1909 ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 12:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the lodge together, did it not?
Also, Snow Bunny Lebowski
PaintWithRazorblades ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I saw that film, I have been saving up. So one day I can have my night with Bunny Lebowski.
LambChops1909 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:04:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brandt can't watch though or he has to pay a hundred.
IFeelLikeCadyHeron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suspect Bunny was a big fan of snow in the original movie too
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 12:19:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonus points for creative use of that I. Everyone else just cheated and removed inconvenient vowels.
columbus8myhw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:16:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Skiing" should be spelled "skiรฏng," if only for those dots.
clintonius ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:38:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These slaloms have a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous.
kustomdeluxe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:53:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay out of Aspen Lebowski!
Stay out of Aspen deadbeat!
TimonAndPumbaAreDead ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:21:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking fascist!
wolfpack12392 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:32:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the crap out of this!
tritiumosu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:32:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're in Donny's element now!
DogFister19 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:51:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
DrInsano ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:21:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh.
My.
God.
I want to see this movie as a sequel.
foxsable ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:35:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This really is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
workythehand ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:14:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is the sequel that Tara Reid has been talking about....
dogfish83 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:01:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you're not a skater
RepairmanmanMANNN ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:50:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was gonna be about a giant lesbian on the slopes.
euphguy812 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
throws coffee mug
Jazzy_Josh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:00:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
Banzai51 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:23:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Far out, man.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude and Walter find a stranger in the Alps
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:53:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my Alpine community!
Sangheilioz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the shit out of this.
SeriousMichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining a mix of Out Cold and the Big Lebowski. Two very different forms of comedy.
MoaXing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could be a weird sequel
dancingbeers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry what did you say? I wasn't listening.
seewhaticare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Lebanese goes to the snow for the first time to learn to ski
Seldfein ยท 6822 points ยท Posted at 10:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping. It is a tumor.
[deleted] ยท 2425 points ยท Posted at 11:42:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a brand new, bright eyed teacher given a class of misfits who break her spirit in the first week but is forced to keep the job the entire year so she can pay bills.
tim_jam ยท 1507 points ยท Posted at 12:01:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically every teachers first year ever.
[deleted] ยท 415 points ยท Posted at 13:33:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And some relive it, like Groundhog Day, every year, year after year, until they retire or die.
madog1418 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:51:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean until they move to administration.
BobisOnlyBob ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that not in itself a form of death?
Smalls_Biggie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:00:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The silver lining is that once you get tenured you can start hitting the bad kids without fear of being fired!
PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:48:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! That is exactly how it works
Lancer506 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this... retirement... thing you speak of?
[deleted] ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 16:18:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they're poor with money maybe, otherwise no. Teachers aren't underpaid, and they work 9 months out of the year. Not sure where this meme of them being criminally underpaid came from.
Bobshayd ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're being downvoted because teachers are often underpaid.
idreamofdinos ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:29:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If she keeps the job, the bills get paid. If she quits, the bills don't get paid. You see the connection?
OGWopFro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:34:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a solid connection.
TijM ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna need more proof of a causal link.
Hawkman1701 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:53:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every teachers every year ever.
chutupandtakemykarma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:52:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or my first three....
Edit: living the middle school dream.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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eurostylin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://vine.co/v/eYz7hJhA9ij
jdog667jkt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:34:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha my first year was pretty damn awesome! Taught a bunch of cool kids, saw some cool things, did some traveling. I'll do that again!
Goodgahdman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First year teacher here. This is so true.
ShrimpSandwich1 ยท 336 points ยท Posted at 12:13:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally what happened to my wife.
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 12:51:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did she ever get through to these keeeeds?
ShrimpSandwich1 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:36:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, we moved and she's no longer a teacher.
humanHamster ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:02:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh...I was expecting an underdog story where, despite everything against her, she would rise from the ashes and the kids would respect her as a person and a teacher.
Then they all sing a song and the school year ends with tears as they realize that Mrs. (x) wouldn't be their teacher when they returned the next school year.
As her next group of students gather the next school year she nods knowingly and confidently to the principal that she confided in as she worked through her journey.
ShrimpSandwich1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No way man, it was more like an emotional beat down every single day, and after telling the kids to please stop talking for the 10,000,000th time, she broke down, said enough was enough, and started looking for something else.
Satans__Secretary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I think that erased any dreams of me ever becoming a teacher.
ShrimpSandwich1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't let it. Being a teacher can be very rewarding. Just don't teach at a super shitty inner city public school!
Satans__Secretary ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:40:39 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, would I have to start off with a younger crowd?
I can't stand looking at very young people due to mental trauma.
ShrimpSandwich1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:46 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No if you want to get your degree and teach high school or even get something more (MS or PH.D. You can teach college).
Satans__Secretary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:45 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think HS might be best...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Lockraemono ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:22:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's add "confidante" to the list, as well.
UberDave_141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So are you not a mod, or...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. That shit only happens in bad movies. The teachers you see in movies would either be fired, have an emotional breakdown, get shot or quit within a semester
MissChievousJ ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would have been a much better story, but instead OP's wife was just a baby back bitch. Next time someone should remind her that she's bigger than them.
humanHamster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not nice. Also, what would being bigger than them accomplish? She can't hit a kid, unless she never wants to teach again.
MissChievousJ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk dude, I'm tired and mad at my kid
RedDeadRevengeance ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:43:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no shame in fleeing if you are ill equipped to defeat your foe.
nina00i ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:22:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope she's happier and working somewhere less despair-inducing
shadowthiefo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does she still have a tumor?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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ShrimpSandwich1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She taught 7th grade social studies, and 8th grade Texas History (I know, I know, something something Alamo).
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:04:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Riseagainstyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they're really bad, he should just teach them totally wrong for the last month or two. "Alright class now lets run though our introductory sentences" "Hi, I am [insert name] and I smell like dog crap and suck at paying attention!" "Good, perfect."
AverageGuy16 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It started out light hearted as joke and got depressing real quick. So sorry to hear about your wife hope she's doing well, cancer is a bitch.
Manisil ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:54:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not cancer, she had a class that broke her spirits in the first week.
verystronkdoor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:57:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's even worse than cancer
Manisil ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:23:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lets not get hasty. A couple shitheads you can drink away when you get home are definitely not as bad as big ol' tumors on your ballsack.
bil3777 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:46:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. She has a ball sack too? That's a lot too deal with. Balls sacks are the worst.
theguru42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine too.
Icannotsay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think in Australia our burnout rate is between 2 and 5 years in the state system.
leabsolutemadman ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wife.. GTFO normie
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Testify. Go to your comfy little cubicle with your office politics and TPS reports. I'll kick him in the nuts if you hold him.
Pacattack57 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:12:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the title? Original got removed
benkenjiman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing kindergarten coping
Pacattack57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Arnold is a guy. Lead has to be a woman.
ashinynewthrowaway ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:48:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Based ona true storyDirtyMarTeeny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:52:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As the child of a teacher, who I have seen go through this year after year for the better part of my life, this comment was absolutely heartbreaking to read.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm living it. Sixth yeAr.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did he say?
awkgenius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did it say?
Jigglyandfullofjuice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Mr. Holland's Opus? At least, the beginning of it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
also because you lose your license if you quit before your contract ends
bathroomstalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The film ends on an ominous note, the camera slowly zooming out from above her backyard garden... with over a dozen itty-bitty little tufts of recently unearthed and reburied dirt...
chimerar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now having PTSD flashbacks to school year 2010-2011. Thanks a lot
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm living it, bruv
TheRappist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping?
Cement_isnt_concrete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, the title was removed but I found your answer great even though it was like having a great punchline and no joke... But for the others here could you please tell us the new movie title?
flibbitygibbety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am currently in my first year of teaching. This is correct.
Brandonazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon.
Taphophile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Until she turns her knowledge of chemistry into a multi-million dollar meth empire.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What was his?
Funeralord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did the original comment say? It was removed.
StillPersonal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did it say?
Crystal_Munnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you reply to? It was deleted.
adve5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I am really curious what the original comment was...
totallyknowyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf did this say?
Cadamar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone deleted this! What was the movie name?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten coping
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It got removed, what was it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten coping
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She? That's sexist! /s
philliperod ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:44:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Breaking Bad?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:10:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. Have you even watched Breaking bad?
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:55:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your daddy... And what kind of surgery does he do
Nose_Grindstoned ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:56:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my fav right here
trombonemike ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:48:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did it say?
fuck_off_ireland ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping, I think
Nose_Grindstoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kindergarten Coping" It IS a tumor.
litstu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asking the right questions mate!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:47:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best one in the thread.
Something_for_Sordo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:03:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as Kindergarten Copping and thought Reddit took a turn for the worst.
CulinaryInquisition ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:04:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easily the best answer here.
Sloshy42 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:41:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
And
it's gonewas gone at time of posting this comment. Edited.rich2244 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:03:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping
ooogr2i8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking piece a shit mods.
This is like me walking into a room where people are having dinner and I just slap the food out of their hands because I don't like how it tastes.
Vitztlampaehecatl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not gone for me o.0
Sloshy42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah for a while it just said deleted. I guess it's back now.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:33:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, man
kingeryck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:41:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
He's looking for an Oncologist.
piccini9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Norm Abrams teaches kids how to install crown molding.
milenpatel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genius!!
The-Fox-Says ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
latigidigital ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping
A melodramatic film about the psychological plight of people living in Beverly Hills.
JordashOran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:20:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves so much more credit then it's been getting.
BulldogNelly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be #1
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I needed this laugh today LOL.
bunchkles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very well done, sir.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a genius.
Excalibur457 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:45:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did he say? It got removed...
fatgirlsgive-RIMJOBS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:53:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It said "Reddit Mods are Faggotsing."
TimmyTheTumor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you're buying drugs from children
horror_fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tumah.
2_Sandles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well damn now I just feel bad.
tgold77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god this is the best thread I've ever seen.
NSilverguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Copping - Tagline: "Boys have a penis; Girls have a vagina"
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is very rare I literally laugh out loud. This did it. Well done!
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping- it's a tumor...in Beverly Hills!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold finds out he has cancer and turns to cooking high quality methamphetamine to pay his hospital bills and provide for his sister, who is visiting from Austria.
Crissie2389 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is lupus...finally.
modembutterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping. It is a tumah. FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is by far the best one, good job!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahjahhahaah best one here!
Mechanical-movement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:44 on January 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant
Mrsteddyruxpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burst into laughter..spit hot coffee all over my phone...people are staring..
dwiggs30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You win the Internet.
Excalibur457 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did it say?
cocamoes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:37:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just take this and shut up
ph00p ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:11:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coping a feel? Maximum risky!
bfilmmaker ยท 4774 points ยท Posted at 09:28:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: a film about a father struggling to justify paying an extra $20.00 to park his high-top conversion van outside the theme park parking structure with the tour buses because it won't make the 6'8" clearance.
1TrueKingInTheNorth ยท 1215 points ยท Posted at 10:45:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrasic Parking: a film about a dinosaur valet service. Picture Employee of the Month except it's a valet service, and Dax Shepherd is a velociraptor, Dane Cook is a T-Rex, Andy Dick is a pterodactyl, Jessica Simpson is a triceratops, and Harland Williams is a stegosaurus (or a brontosaurus/apatosaurus, I don't judge).
Shaggyninja ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 10:57:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I'd watch it
DrInsano ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:14:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it just for Harland Williams
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS AN 80,000,081 B.C. HONDA! HOW DARE YOU!?
jubbergun ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 11:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Directed by Judd Apatowsaurus"
sdraz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tittered at your comment.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:43:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that. Fuck, I'd kickstart that
throwawaytomato ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:07:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The short arms of the T. rex might not be able to reach the wheel.
1TrueKingInTheNorth ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:01:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Just like how in Employee of the Month Dane Cook isn't fit to be employee of the month. He has to change and adapt (you could even say he evolves) to be the best valet he can be
ldn6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course Andy Dick is a pterodactyl.
Moonfaced ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:16:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brought to you by the early 90's and starring Whoopie Goldberg
altruismjam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:31:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: An 70 year old meter maid finds an unpaid parking ticket from the 60's, and must track down the perp before he dies and gets away with his ancient offense. Starring Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones.
IHateMyHandle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Jim Carey as a tricerabottoms
MoonbirdMonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Special guest star Rob Schneider as the car
peacemaker2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate of Acting???
Worst_Username_Yet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe people park the dinosaurs Flintstones style
BallinHonky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Senior citizens attempt to park their vehicles.
Ajinho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also starting Patton Oswalt as Earl Sinclair
cyhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Dax Shepherd was a velociraptor?
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as Andy Dick dies during filming.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking a movie about old people trying to find a good parking spot at the store
5171 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill me now
rachelface927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wonderful casting! well done
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrraic Parking: a movie about members of a jury trying to find a parking spot while contemplating convicting an innocent man.
hothrous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw in that it's a spinoff of the TV series Dinosaurs and I'm in.
dragonbringerx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch the hell out of that.
Judge_Judy_or_Bust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She prefers Triceracop.
SpottyNoonerism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This just in - Andy Dick is still a piece of shit.
RIP Phil.
whoopadheedooda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So would this be the "Dinosaurs" sitcom spinoff?
SDJ67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternative: While trying to find a parking spot in a really full parking structure at the mall, elderly retired couple June and Eddie find they've become lost in the Jurassic era. Confused yet somehow blindly confident due to the effects of aging, they decide to get out of their car and "find a nice young person" to give them directions. After mistaking a dinosaur nest for a camp site, they are hunted down and devoured by a pack of velociraptors. But that's just the first act, as it turns out they forgot they'd brought their 8-year old mute granddaughter Clara along on the shopping trip, who is still sitting patiently in her car seat in their Subaru.
angelsandbuttermans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or it's Jurrasic World from the perspective of the valets that work there, with James Franco, Seth Rogan and his crew.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it
soulsincages ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a film about t-Rex's struggle to park his car because he can't reach the steering wheel
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:06 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Employee of the Month will never be watched the same again.
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be this guy, but pterodactyls (and pterosaurs in general) weren't dinosaurs.
1TrueKingInTheNorth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also hate that you're that guy
OddJawb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:34:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
plaizure ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:09:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. Harland Williams was in Employee of the Month? I must've missed that.
Timwi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:35:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
<know-it-all> Stegosauruses and T-Rexes never coexisted. In fact, we are closer in time to the T-Rex (about 65 million years) than the T-Rex is to the stegosaurus (about 80 million years)! </know-it-all>
funiisreddit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:29:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun Fact: This is the name of a real parking structure at Universal Studios Hollywood.
Vash007corp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ha i work there and park there all the time.
deesmutts88 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:01:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: This film follows the story of 86 year old Gregory Watson. During Gregory's life, he has been a fighter pilot and an interstate truck driver. Now follow him as he attempts to park his car without accelerating through the front wall of a cafe.
weaselking ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:50:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was gonna say it was about old widows and widowers resuming dating in their 80s... Parking being a term for fooling around in a parked car.
Banzai51 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking: a film about a grandfather struggling to park his 1977 Cadillac Eldorado.
KeybladeSpirit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:13:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, Jurassic Parking: a film about Doc Brown trying to find a place to hide the DeLorean in the Jurassic period, then trying to find where he hid it once his incredible off-screen adventure is over.
SMc-Twelve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: A Flinstones spin off where Bam-Bam has taken his first job as a valet parker.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:20:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Teen horror movie. Some teens park in a secluded area for some innocent make out fun, and then:
http://giant.gfycat.com/FrayedInconsequentialCollie.gif
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the van's rocking, don't come knocking.
MumrikDK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a documentary about parking violations in Florida?
XavierScorpionIkari ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must work in the parking garages at USO/IoA.
joes_nipples ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The parking garage at Universal Studios in LA is called Jurassic Parking
ntcasti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shot on location!
hitemlow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tall vehicles suck to find parking. There's either no parking allotted for larger vehicles, or there's 3 cars in each of the bus slots.
ctwstudios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The parking lot at Universal Studios has a level called Jurassic Parking.
-WPD- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Far Side for that; can't find it online though.
Lotharofthepotatoppl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna say some guy gets sent back in time and wants to see the sights, but he can't find a good place to park, so he searches for the whole movie until he runs out of gas. He finally meets his end whrn he tries to shove a compsognathus down the filler neck because gas is made from dinosaurs, and a dinosaur should work for gas in a pinch, right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oi! You can't park in the middle of the street, mate."
"THIS CAR IS ON RAILS. RAILS."
Reddit-Outcast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The park is now open, but a shortage of parking spaces sends the team on a hunt."
lotsosmiley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, the story of a night on Lover's Lane 4 dinosaur couples won't soon forget. Could be elderly couples, instead.
raezin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna get some hop-ons
Si_Tambien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parking out in Pinocchio is way closer to the trams though.
kyndo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually a film about the first hour of gameplay I get to partake in every time I go on Ark: Survival Evolved.
happycheff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genius.
Kahzgul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: One of the parking structures at Universal Studios Hollywood is named "Jurassic Parking."
source
itsMalarky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or an old man, struggling to find the drive to overhaul the 7 antique cars sitting in his yard.
Stadtjunge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice. This was the first film that came to mind.
joostdh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: a documentary on the struggle for licence renewal of the elderly.
Monteitoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could also be a film about a parking lot inhabited with Spooky, scary, Raptors. The protagonists must escape, and Bill Murray is a ticket taker.
microseconds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/ppmDShV.jpg
From our recent vacation. We parked, my wife pointed it out to me and said, "Dinosaur not found."
efstrat10s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a killer Seinfeld episode
RogertheStroklund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My boss thought of that one, too. We figured it would just be an hour and a half of CCTV footage of old folks' fender benders in a Sears parking lot
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: a film about outdated carparks
Lachwen ยท 6248 points ยท Posted at 10:24:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fellowship of the Ringing is the story of a support group for sufferers of tinnitus.
ethan_the_badger ยท 3898 points ยท Posted at 11:28:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mawp"
gavinkap ยท 2088 points ยท Posted at 11:56:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maawp"
Burritosfordays ยท 1293 points ยท Posted at 12:04:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lana! Lana! LANAAAAA! Mawp
oberynMelonLord ยท 643 points ยท Posted at 12:37:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sigh WHAAAT?!
ShadowStealer7 ยท 1013 points ยท Posted at 12:40:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dangerzone
ReasonablyBadass ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:01:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, a dangerzone that high is bound to give someone tinnitus.
nawanawa ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 13:45:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In case anyone here doesn't know yet, the next season starts on March 31!
oberynMelonLord ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sploosh
DarthMisogynist ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:08:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And whatever sploosh is for me which I guess is just sploosh...with semen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously are we really not doing phrasing anymore?
VelosiT ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:03:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
Mikash33 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:59:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My hero
jeanshanchik ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:46:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tks bby
Urasquirrel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take my upboat!
DarthMisogynist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:09:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've waited all my life to say this exact phrase: I'M COMMANDEERING THIS UPBOAT!
Khourieat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:57:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When does the current season hit Netflix?
Dubaku ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This article says early March but it seams to be a little dated so who knows.
Dyn_Dyn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shout out Netflix Canada for once! We have em all
Dubaku ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/aaZhJ6w9C_4
Khourieat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be envious but it feels like 4 degrees in NYC today, which means it must feel like -40 in Canada. Screw that noise.
Dyn_Dyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hah yeah it's been like -20ish for the past week here in Northern BC
Khourieat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Augh, that's depressing, but thank you!
Dubaku ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least it will be before the new season I just started watching last week and still need to catch up
BlkChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Da real mvp
MarvinStolehouse ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:41:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on you gotta put some oomph in it.
DANJAH ZOWN!
se1ze ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:54:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made me copy and paste this into my seachbar. I don't know what I expected.
Galxctus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll rub sand in your beady little eyes, oh, that reminds me, woodhouse, get some sand, and if they grade it, get coarse.
Wrastling97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Dead little eyes.
Galxctus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, Dr. Kreiger
ahobopanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I approve the way these replies have gone.
chikochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paging Dr.Loggins
huluhulu34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean a zone of danger?
CupOfJoeMetro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat a dick, tinnitus.
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no seriously what
Jvckson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that phone not ringing?
Welcome_2_Pandora ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:28:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, Lana I don't have ear cancer.
oberynMelonLord ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:57:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me, I'm behind on my chemo.
RincerOfWind ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:41:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to up vote you, because you took the role no one wants. You weren't Archer.
oberynMelonLord ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:56:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be Hulk-Hands if the situation asks for it. I mean, there are worse things to be (Cyril, for example).
RincerOfWind ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:04:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fair.
Skeletoncanine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
danger zone
Thricin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
danger zone
daaangazone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.
Pendulous_balls ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:46:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well first off there's no need to yell Lana I don't have ear cancer.
oberynMelonLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you shouldn't eat cancer.
JEveryman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:24:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I pretty much have to sleep with a fan on.
Neato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a loud fan and I can hear it over the fan. :(
seantrooper ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could give gold
Time_on_my_hands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For quoting a TV show?
CodeMonkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That seems to be the gist of it.
If it's any consolation, I've gotten gold for shitting on people for quoting a TV show. So there's at least some balance.
candycv30 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meep. Meeeeep
TheKevinShow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not helping!
IRiseWithMyRedHair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give you the name of my ear and throat guy, he's good.
nick_locarno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't hear you! Hey baby, what's she saying?" :: baby holds up one finger while nursing:: "mmm..mawp?"
vorin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:48:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having had tinnitus since I was a child, I've never felt the need to say "mawp."
fucking archer.
BradC ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither.
Cuchulain1803 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not mawp
pilotui ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!!!!!!!
wolfereen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does that mean
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 11:43:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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agentverne ยท 2772 points ยท Posted at 11:48:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking
An eccentric billionaire makes the worlds most extravagant dinosaur themed parking lot on an island out in the Pacific.
Edit: yes, this was supposed to be a top-level reply, and not a reply to /u/Lachwen's reply. Don't know how I ended up replying the wrong way.
[deleted] ยท 1053 points ยท Posted at 12:15:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was about seniors fighting for the last handicap spot
heisyounghewillwalk ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:32:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm laughing so hard thinking about a bunch of old people on those motorized scooters yelling at each other for taking up their parking space
Tattoo_zoo ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:40:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not exactly related, but made me think of it nevertheless.
When I was a server, we had a saying for old folks who asked for the "Senior Discount".
"Table 23 needs Jurassic Park tickets."
MomWTF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, we had the ol' "don't forget to kill the turtles" before we closed up for the night. (FYI, turtles were cockroaches)
apprehensive_andy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:15:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a tragedy that your absolutely hilarious comment will only be seen if "Jurassic Parking" is successful.
Omnibeneviolent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the spin-off: Geriatric Parking.
Rl30043 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They already made that movie years ago. It's called Florida and the sequel is called Arizona.
Something_for_Sordo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was about Mormon dinosaurs.
wolfmann ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was about parking in the time before there were parking problems...
TheLolmighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this the Country Kitchen?!"
whoopadheedooda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your idea is better!
T-BoneTheFlamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like that better
MeropeRedpath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one's my favorite!
431854682 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:46:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to reply to the thread with your ideas, not top level comments.
galient5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: The story of Fred Flintstone's effort to get out of a prehistoric double parking ticket.
mbay16 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:41:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comment hijacking for karma? This is isn't directly related to the parent at all.
dfreshv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also the name of a garage at Universal Studios theme park.
MystTheReaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parka, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island!
agentverne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Made from the finest Velociraptor leather!
_PM_ME_YOUR_NIPPLES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you mean this to be a top-level comment?
flesh_tearers_tear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The tales of scaly valet drivers...
jzigsjzigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A parking lot 65 million years in the making.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accompanying video game: clam digger
i_luv_rap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking could also be a movie about a group of octogenarians trying to navigate their cars through a mall parking lot on Black Friday.
smoike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that explains why I didn't find your initial post.
dexo568 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually the name of a parking garage at Universal Studios.
REDDITATO_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:58:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either own the fact that you did it on purpose, or don't say anything. You're not fooling anyone.
OklahomerSimpson ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 11:12:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, The Ringing.
golfing_furry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A gritty tale of camponology
YaMeenz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, The Ringering.
theVisce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of the creepy girl who rings at the door after 10pm
therealgsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone just keeps calling. Answer the damn phone!
jatznic ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:05:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit! I'm so good at tuning out the ringing until someone like you starts talking about it Now my entire morning will be filled with a high pitched whine just like my comment here....
elpantybandito ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:51:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought I Was alone. Sup fellow sufferer
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, we just don't complain outside /r/tinnitus
jtkandroid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:58:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's like the manual blinking joke, only this one doesn't stop :'(
Lachwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry man.
KoboldCommando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, that's a good one!
eee eee eee eee
Dammit all to hell.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:33:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Critcho ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:07:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's some simulated tinnitus in the Martian. There's an explosion, and afterwards Matt Damon says that he'll do some fix or other "as soon as my ears stop ringing".
I was sat there thinking "well, how nice for you that it stops".
lootedcorpse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw the movie, didn't hear Matt Damon's ringing and specifically remember the joke.
Well, that solves that.
coding_is_fun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does this fix it for a while?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yDCox-qKbk
I don't suffer but wanted to know if it worked is all?
kingeryck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:30:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A wizard is never eeeeee he eeeeee precisely when he eeeeeeee
LincolnshireSausage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:23:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're taking the Hobbits where?
Bamres ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:20:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Archer?
Lachwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawp.
Strojac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have tinnitus, what did you say?
xerods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The true story of a bell choir's decision to not wear white gloves.
RAHDRIVE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great just set my my tinnitus off reading this Arrggg.
Lachwen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry man.
8979323 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a story about a group of campanologists
thatpaxguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
whomad1215 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a handbell choir.
somebunnny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And of course the third movie, in which the group reverses an earlier house rule for their weekly checkers tournament and all hell breaks loose.
TheActualAWdeV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a multi-species group of adventurers ding-dong-ditching Orthanc and Barad-dรปr.
Lachwen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that you included the circumflex over the u in Barad-dรปr makes me so happy.
TheActualAWdeV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:36 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah ole tolkeeny-weeny was crazy about his accents. Might as well add them.
akaioi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a scene about too-intense use of Q-Tips... "They delved too deep, too greedily..."
joost1320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe its about a bunch of guys going door to door ringing bells!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES!!! I love this one!!
Jackman1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u won :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY PRECIOUSSSSS... EARS WON'T STOP RINGING, PLEASE HELP ME!
iBeReese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a world where no body remembers their passwords, these intrepid tech support experts must find a way to reboot the one server that rules them all.
_PM_ME_YOUR_NIPPLES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What about second breakfast?"
"Hennhhhh? I can't hear you!"
Masters_of_Sleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or about a handbell choir.
statikstasis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my malleus (hammer)...
SocialIssuesAhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And of course the Return of the Kinging, because they screwed it up the first time.
musicmatze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now replace "ng" with "mm" ...
soopacee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I take offense to this....if I heard you correctly ๐
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need this.
idislikeapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barbara Streisand is frodo
kidkoopa1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I sign up? Have an updoof, you beautiful creature.
lolwutbitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thanks man you just reminded me about the ringing.
defosnotblitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The return of the kinging - an epic checkers game between Gandalf and Sauron.
RC-5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not about the Salvation Army holiday kettle drive? ๐
ThePatridiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or alternatively a fellowship of lame pranksters.
lonesome_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that a disappointing straight to video sequel to The Ringing?
misbug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a Jehovah's Witnesses group.
thealanwrencher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this, but yours was better anyways.
ArcherofArchet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringsing.
A true story of a former boxer now looking to instead touch his opponents' hearts with music. A new Broadway sensation from Andrew Lloyd Webber.
ColdHooves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or the greatest team of ding-dong-ditchers ever.
sniperdude12a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone looking to cure their Tinitus might want to give this post a shot.
Michealmas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/End thread
AKAgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Fellowshipping of the Ring - One mans tale of how he had to send his ring off for repairs. OR a 3 part silent film of a man boxing up a ring and getting it ready to ship.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the Kinging, a former Checkers Champion returns to compete again.
somebunnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Followed by the sequel where they expand their circle to include twins suffering from gigantism.
WoohooNewBuilding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinnitus is rough. Protect your ears, people.
dcdc1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking it is the tale of people trying to become the best ding dong ditchers
folderol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have my sword, and my bow,.....and my hearing aids!
thebornotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too real
PipPipCheerioSon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a zany tale of a group of outsiders trying to make it in the city while having minimum wage jobs at the same call centre
khegiobridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. I thought it was about group of church bell ringers that dress up in wizard costumes and do kinky things with pig heads.
thetoastmonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like a group of Campanologists.
[deleted] ยท 1708 points ยท Posted at 09:58:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattooing.
A scrappy, chain-smoking tattoo artist has a dragon for an apprentice.
HappyBot9000 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 11:17:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice. I don't know anything about the original, but the ing version sounds incredible.
AadeeMoien ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 12:23:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The original is a lighthearted romantic comedy involving a slightly dorky twenty-something's attempts to woo a punk-rock chick. Along the way they both learn valuable lessons in honesty, being yourself, and growing together as a couple. It's a great movie for a date, although beware it's got some steamy scenes so viewing with the family might be awkward. The American version with Sean Penn is a little shorter and faster paced than the original French version although I personally prefer the French version for sticking to the book better.
thebullfrog72 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:39:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol
Greenhound ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:20:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment is so meta it's a goddamn Tesseract.
PlazaOne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you do get around to checking out the original, go for the original Swedish language version (with subtitles) starring Noomi Rapace. Oh, and as it's actually the first part of a trilogy, you may as well get the box-set if the price is right. The first film is the one that really captivates, but the other two are good yarns too. Am pretty sure it was that performance which led Ridley Scott to cast her in Prometheus.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:08:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ManicLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Swedish original movies are better than the American remake.
grumpydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix actually has all 3 movies up currently (USA), and I believe they're each broken in to 2 parts (Long ass movies).
Noomi is incredible in all 3 movies, haven't seen her in anything else though. The male lead is also played well.
zcbtjwj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:11:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haven't seen the films but the books are awesome
msstark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:11:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The original is awesome, much much darker than I thought it would be.
PM_ME_GIRLS_WGLASSES ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:56:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just picture one of those chinese serpent-like dragons with super tiny arms trying to barely hold the tattoo gun
dragon-storyteller ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:25:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a large dragon with huge claws, trying to somehow handle the tattoo gun, before simply dipping them into ink and attempting to tattoo that way.
PM_ME_GIRLS_WGLASSES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
relevant username
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:39:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starting Benedict cumberbatch?
BMKR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As Trogdor.
AmNotSatan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:24:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically Mulan as an 80's American immigrant making it work in the heart of New Orleans.
hazelair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:13:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope the dragon doesnt play the character that gets raped
...that would make the film uncomfortable
css2713 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:51:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically live-action Mulan starring Kat Von D
Tomble2000 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:15:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Add to the trilogy: The girl who kicked the hornets nesting: As a collection of hornets struggles to find shelter, a young tattoo artist and her dragon keep chasing them around town displacing them from every place they try to create a home.
The girl who played with firing: The tattoo artist is displeased with her entire staff and seeks to recruit new members of staff.
girlwithdragontattly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it.
dragon-storyteller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that could be a million times better than even original.
young_wendell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a loud and obnoxious laugh at this one. Well done.
Jebbediahh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining a "Wilfred" situation. Amazing.
space_alien ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choked on my water reading this
room222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaleesi and Anakin's worlds collide in this 4 hour comedy starring Jar Jar Binks, and Tyrion Lannister.
archontruth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does the dragon get raped in the ass? Because as long as that's not happening I'll watch it.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:20:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY. It Looked like you accidentally pressed too many keys.
shipoffeels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, but when the scrappy tattoo artist's parole officer tries to rape her, he gets raped in the ass instead by the dragon.
fsnzr_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a game of thrones spin-off
JurassicBasset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it.
thedaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mulan takes another career path after being chased out of the military
TheGamedawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would totally watch that!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Girl Who Played With Fireing: A new middle-manager goes on a small power trip.
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nesting: A wild teenager goes around stomping on sleeping bugs.
Both staring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, and John Travolta as Mr. Blomkvist
Punchabearinnamouf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mulan fell on hard times
MrDrEvilPorkchop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaleesi discovers her new passion and opens up shop in Meereen
Chicken_Mc_Thuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daenerys decides that being Queen of Meereen doesn't work out for her so she becomes a tattoo artist
grandiosetoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have the dragon be the chain smoking artist living in a small apartment in NYC with his/her friend
drachma_88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:06 on July 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denaerys Targaryen finally discovers she had the talent of creating cool af tattoos and quits the whole conquering thing and sets off to be the best tattoo artist in all Westeros.
madogvelkor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:22:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next season, on Game of Thrones.
VaJJ_Abrams ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like an episode of Game of Thrones
ThunderCuuuunt ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spoiler for season six: Dany and Drogon move to Braavos to open a tattoo parlor
Theredditsloth ยท 787 points ยท Posted at 11:06:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing- The meticulous task of organising office furniture.
rainbowbrite07 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:58:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it would be about two factions, the Single Spacers and Double Spacers.
DirtyMarTeeny ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:10:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A war for the ages.
ArmaCSAT ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:21:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, an employee who is spaced out all day long and does no work. Wait, I guess that's pretty similar to office space...
scottcmu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:17:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing II: Feng Shui Strikes Back
XavierScorpionIkari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually used to assemble cubicles for a living. It's pretty boring and monotonous.
PrinceTyke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it's just about a guy sitting in the office, spacing out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just spacing out at oneโs desk.
Ruck1707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing: true story of the man who thought outside the box by creating a box, the cubicle.
FightingPolish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also could be the a movie about the trials and tribulations of a bored office worker spacing out for a while and staring at the wall, yet trying to look busy when his boss comes around.
sabertoothedpudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's a really tedious court drama about zoning laws.
watchingsilently ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as it stars Kevin Spacey it could be just about anything and I would watch the hell out of it.
Barabbas- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, this actually sounds like my job.
theleobard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing - Three office workers take LSD and find meaning in their work
[deleted] ยท 4703 points ยท Posted at 10:17:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging. A documentary film about shagging in the British countryside.
synopser ยท 1035 points ยท Posted at 11:50:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the states, "Dogging" means to make fun of someone. Probably why you haven't got a response for this. I learned this while saying "I'm just doggin you bro" to my UK coworkers and they all awkwardly had to explain the difference.
ItsSmittyyy ยท 311 points ยท Posted at 12:13:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm interesting. Here in Australia dogging someone means ditching them or being rude to them. If you cancel plans you are 'Dogging the boys' or if you hook up with Aiden's ex it's a 'dog act'.
[deleted] ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 12:46:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Europe, dogging means having sex outside.
xhable ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 13:14:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or in a car...... .. Not that I know anything about it.
Barry_Scotts_Cat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:02:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your missus does
iamerror87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cmon stop pretending. We all know there are thousands of videos titles "Dogging" on the free porn sites. Everyone watches internet porn.
miasmic ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 13:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really, it's nearly always in cars, and there's way more to it than that.
The difference between regular car sex and dogging is with the former you find somewhere quiet and hope no one disturbs you, with dogging you go to a public car park, put the interior lights on and maybe windows down and hope people show up to watch or even participate.
metans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the reason it's called "dogging" is the blokes that go to watch would usually use "taking the dog for a walk" as an excuse to be going out in the first place
alk47 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm.
Source: Hooked up with Aiden's ex.
LetOutTheBeast ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 13:08:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oi stay away from Rachel ya dog cunt
tamethewild ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:55:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea but its Aiden
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:16:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone has hooked up with Aiden's ex though.
itriedtobenice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:51:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogging the boys eh? ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
QUILAVA_FUCKER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:56:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I still a dog if it's not Aiden's ex? What about Johnny's?
tEnPoInTs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:57:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
In Canada
(maybe in the US as well, I'm not sure), we call that sewering (as in "sewering the boys")kechlion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silly Canadians. That's too many syllables for jargon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sue-ring. 2 syllables. No more than "fuck-ing" or "dogg-ing"
kechlion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking sue-wer-ing, i.e. adding ing to sewer. Unless of course you shorten the sewer to one and make it like sur. Then that works. Ach, what do I know?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Your second sentence is right on (I kinda misled you. Saying it exacty like sue-ring would sound strange as fuck haha). The word is still two syllables, but you kind of "roll" the first syllable (i.e. make it a diphthong). Like OOER.
kechlion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough.
bw1870 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is ironic considering dogs are known for their loyalty.
Cpt_Matt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We just call them bitches.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought dogging meant following.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Aiden...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an Aussie, can confirm
TriumphantToad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's an Aiden?
tubaraoakasaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aiden's ex is such a slag
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is also how it go in my American dialect
LandraceCalrissian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in the UK and when I was younger we used to call skipping school dogging.
Exodus2791 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Australia here, always meant the sex thing as far as I know. Might be one of those state differences.
Ragora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is Aiden and why are so many people hooking up with his ex?
sydneysomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also has a different meaning if you're a sparkie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does that only apply when it's Aiden?
Lunar_Lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's still dogging when you hook up with Aiden's ex here in the UK too ;)
Krugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I'd use it too, 'cept I'm an American
HereForTheFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone from a non-english speaking country, I think I will simply refrain from using the word at all. There seem to be too many cultural pitfalls here.
tlvrtm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's literally 1 letter difference with dodging and has the exact same meaning... you guys have weird slang
creepymusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you're not thinking of dodging? Not trying to be rude just making sure
Navi1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In some parts of the US, it means giving someone a mean look, short for "mad-dogging." As in, you're looking at someone like a mad dog ready to attack might look at them.
WritingPromptPenman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm from the states too and this is definitely the way I've heard it.
superiority ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I learned from Underbelly that to "dog" is also to "rat". As in, "Terrence Hodson dogged on everyone he knew, so Paul Dale killed him."
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:57:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It carries that same meaning in the states too.. Make plans with a friend, try to call friend and they don't answer.. friend is "dogging" you.
yamahor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:11:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an out of touch 32 yr old, I thought it would be dodging...
miasmic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dictionary definition of dogging is also pretty much the exact opposite to blowing someone off:
"to pursue or follow after like a dog"
I'm thinking it is dodging and this is an 'amber lamps' kind of thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always assumed it meant like you're treating someone like an animal.. so dogging made sense to me and i never questioned it.
SJHillman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an only slightly in-touch 27 year old, I agree with you.
themormansound ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:09:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rural Australia.
ItsSmittyyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really, I live in a suburban area 15 minutes north from Brisbane CBD.
themormansound ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:20:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
QLD....
ItsSmittyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay that's fair, maybe it's not so common in other states/territories. But here in Brisbane it's a very common expression, at least in my circles.
Foghorn225 ยท 932 points ยท Posted at 12:00:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the states, have never heard your version before.
this_makes_no_sense ยท 857 points ยท Posted at 12:09:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His first mistake was using the phrase "I'm just doggin you bro."
SgtSlaughterEX ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:22:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a social experiment from England
furahmed ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:33:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A PRANK BRO
this_makes_no_sense ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 12:34:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nodataonmobile ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 12:52:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky Ruse gone awry! [Bobbies called!] (Bugger all!)
furahmed ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 12:54:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[ALMOST GOT SHAGGED]
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter, had romp.
bluesox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:16:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most British Comment of the Day.
shaun056 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S AN ELABORATE RUSE!
Monkey_Brain_Oil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:39:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A BABY WHALE, BRO
DemonicSquid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:36:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck dude get off my leg you pervert!"
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, he's just dogging you.
h2ogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sentence does conjure up a certain image
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 12:08:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Canadian here: I have. Must be a regional thing.
FaTALiNFeRN0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:02:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other Canadian here. dafuq?
Draconax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another canadian here. Just want to confirm: dafuq?
gabriel1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not Canadian? The fuck.
Foghorn225 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:09:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which province? I'm not that far from Canada, so maybe I just live in a bubble.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ontario.
Foghorn225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotcha. Probably a regional thing then, as I'm near Quebec.
stillalone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Toronto and I've never heard anyone use it before.
kneeonbelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, from the states (east coast but now live on the west coast), definitely have heard dogging as busting someone's balls. Bonus: add "raw" before to really emphasize it.
Foghorn225 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:11:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only time I've heard 'rawdogging it' is doing the sex without a condom.
Rylet_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he was kidding, gang.
kongu3345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor choice of idiom.
1norcal415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rawdogging" is unprotected sex
Oldcadillac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Alberta, "dogging it" means to be half-assing something
dwrywit ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:43:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I know "dogging" as tirelessly harassing someone. Like hounding. Dogged persistence. I don't think it is a real word in the dictionary sense though.
AadeeMoien ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:12:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard it used in the way he's describing but I have heard it mean "make fun of" or "insult" as in: "He dogged me yesterday".
WKH85 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:40:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cmon, quit dogging him bro
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American, dogging definitely means sex.
MellowMute ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto, but the version I know is to constantly follow someone, kind of like a dog always following it's master, or following a scent.
The_Bobs_of_Mars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:01:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the states as well, I've only ever heard it used in relation to sports practices, i.e. if someone is not working as hard as they should, either due to laziness or being out of shape.
RonocBBK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogging in the UK basically is "taking your dog for a walk" in the country and stumbling across other "dog walkers" which you then proceed to shag or at least spectate. Typically strangers
gambinorelatedusrnm ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:39:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the states as well and I have. Probably one of those regional things. You know the US should be like 4 different countries but isn't because from sea to shining sea and greed and stuff.
SoupBowl69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manifest Destiny bruh
HowIsntBabbyFormed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Though, 'ragging' makes sense in the context OP gave. Maybe that's what he meant to say to his British coworkers.
HooptyDooDooMeister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave Me Alone" by Michael Jackson has a chorus that ends with "Just stop dogging me around." I could see either definition working in context.
Rocknrollsk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also lived in the states my whole life and never heard this.
crrttt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His version is definitely right. From Atlanta, and that's what dogging means. Albeit, no one ever says it, but that's the only way I've ever heard it
Foghorn225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't realize there was a right or wrong version of it. Pretty sure a word can have multiple meanings...
crrttt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough, I didn't need to say he was right. Just wanted to point out that was the way that I had always heard it.
SerialChillr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like others said, it's probably a regional thing. Lived in California most of my life and I've heard it used at least once a month. While I was in the Army I heard it used twice as often, and everyone is from all over. So I'm not sure what to think.
Foghorn225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best option is not to think at all. But then again, that's probably how we wound up with people like Trump running for President.
mulduvar2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it was really popular in the late 90's early oughties. I don't hear it much recently. Kids these days are all about fail and win.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the states dogging is the same as banging where im from
Paranoid__Android ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Wtf is dogging
ChocElite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never used it in a first person sense, but a third person one. Like, "Would you guys quit dogging on him so much?"
metans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's not real, he's just doggin you
cubitfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's definitely not a word we use.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because it's not a thing.
Snarklord ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:45:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends where you are in the states i guess. I've never heard it used that way. It always meant risky outdoorsy sex like in a park and stuff.
imforit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that.
fitnerd21 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the states, never heard it used that way. Only way I've heard it used is when someone follows or annoys you relentlessly.
matthumph ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:20:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also the difference between 'cottaging' in the UK and Canada, in the UK it means meeting up with men for gay sex, Canada I think it means going away to your cabin for a weekend?
Edit: Maybe the States too, but my Dad was in Canada when he heard it.
MOREBLOCKS123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Canadian can confirm
Sorry no proof
matthumph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the proof I need.
MOREBLOCKS123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I handed you that one
Barry_Scotts_Cat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cruising too
Cottaging is in toilets. Cruising is usually more outdoor
https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk
tamethewild ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:38:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love little cultural differences like this, like a 5yo asking for a rubber
frankchester ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:01:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did that to my mum's American boyfriend. He was very worried.
DeuceSevin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:41:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always heard it used to mean slacking off. "Quit dogging it Bro and get moving. "
eifertinyodirection ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I've heard it, wonder if it's regional.
"I dogged the first half of the workout but I picked it up after that." Yeah I use it like that all the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Pacific Northwest.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the states it's still fucking in a car
silverdevilboy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:26:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought dogging was the people who go out 'walking their dogs' in the woods to find said people shagging in their cars and watch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah something like that
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While I have seen it titled as such on porn sites, I've never heard this term used in person.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:16:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Australia it means to ditch or bail on someone or something. Usually if someone pulls out of a event late the exchange will usually end in "fuckin dogging it you cunt"
That last bit may only be accurate to some
das_vargas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most people say "mad dogging," at least where I'm from, but I've also heard "dogging" used that way
Boomandshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe local to where your from in the states maybe? I've lived all over the western united states my whole life and have never heard this. I haven't lived east of Wyoming though. Also, never heard the British slang version either, in Wales is it not sheeping rather than dogging?
crazycanine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's dogging in wales. You might be getting confused because sheep shagger is a derogatory term for a Welshman.
because_zelda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where I'm from in california, it's when someone gives you such a dirty look you need to beat the crap out of them. Well at least that's why I don't hang out with my female cousins, they're always picking a fight over who looked at them in some way...
EpilepticMongoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UK and the US, Separated by the same language
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Southeastern American here. I can 100% confirm this
moeph0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So where exactly do you live in the states because I have never heard any use it in the upper midwest.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im from the states and have never heard this. I have always heard the UK version of it.
Frogad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you didn't mean 'joshing'?
dearthed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In what States?
MatthewDLuffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be a regional thing, else "raw-dog some randoms" wouldn't be in my vernacular
queencuntpunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WTF? Literally nobody in my corner of the US says this.
o0i81u8120o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I learned it a different way.
Clbull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another one you may find funny, "spunk" in US terms means courage and determination, while in British terms, it's actually slang for semen.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
America's a big country. Speak for yourself and your local peanut gallery, Bubba.
If you said that kind of thing around my parts, you'd get a right fishthwacking. Right in your parts.
Ketanin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the states. I've only ever heard dogging to mean banging. Global culture might have caught up to this term.
5171 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah no. This isn't common US parlance.
dragoness_leclerq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing remotely close to that is when someone says "dogging me out" as in, talking shit. But that hasn't been used since the late 90s. We have porn here, what dogging means is understood.
PurelyApplied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew a woman from the UK who was doing her graduate work in the States. A man with whom she was doing research heard through the grapevine that she enjoyed birdwatching. From her aghast response, that man learned that "Do you want to go birding later?" means something else where she's from.
(Birding being birdwatching in the US, but a bird as reference to a young woman yields birding as "picking up chicks" to some.)
TexasWithADollarsign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I squanch my family.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol.
Early_Morning_Coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who even says this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just dogging you bro. Really we're all routing for ya!"
The_ChosenOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also from the states... we use it as a means of saying somebody is being lazy during a practice. If we're given a sprint set and somebody goes slow we say that theyre dogging it.
wtfisgoingonsmedley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am American as well. What part of the states are you in? I'm in PNW. No one says "dogging" here.
Onewafflesyrup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it "Joshin'"?
Hageshii01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erm, dogging is used in one of the Harry Potter books. Seems to imply "avoiding" or something.
I'm suddenly worried about what Malfoy was getting at.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the states, "dogging" is not a word that comes up in any conversation ever.
IKnowWhatImAbout_Son ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, 'round here "dogging" refers to throwing somebody a nasty look.
I thought this was universal, somehow.
synackle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about 'dogsing'?
Bananapapa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:09 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty similar to "I'm just fucking with you" then, isn't it?
Pumpkin214 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:39:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from the states, and dogging has always meant a surprise make out. Like, when you were 13 you went up to your crush at the skating rink and just dogged him while they were playing some Kaci and Jojo.
ButtSmokin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:58:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Resevoiring Dogs. These dogs just got their engineering degrees, and their town's well water supply is running low. Will they dam the river in time?
j4w ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:03:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me actually laugh out loud.
Xeccution ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:14:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best one in the thread. Thank you for the laughs
AftyOfTheUK ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:55:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaannnnnnd we're done here.
Chazmer87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This, imo is the best
MrLeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should definitely be top
bottomofleith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't listen people, he's glamorising it, it mostly takes place in car parks...
Mortison ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't think I'd have to scroll so far to find this one, but like it has been mentioned, I guess it's more of a UK thing.
EasyTigrr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:52:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap this is my favourite. A ruddy good guffaw.
SomeLostLondoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the one.
isaacsploding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RESERVOIR DOG SING
ki11bunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone give this man a medal.
silvernode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning
A conspiracy to cover up the existence of pulp in juice of the past
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhhhhh, this isn't valid because OP said to just add "ing" and you added "ging"
Barry_Scotts_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk
ComputerSavvy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogging:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-lQ11igLI0
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I downvoted you because you had exactly 4444 points, and I was afraid someone would upvote you past that awesome combination. So now you're back to 4443, the next upvote will only get you to 4444.
MindTheFuture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The song for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk
GreyFoxNinjaFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively "Grafham Water has never been so dirty"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Katie Hopkins.
Stealthy_Wolf ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet there will be hot dogging.
TheButchman101 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except It's called "Reservoir Dogs". Fuckface.
Spire ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:59:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technically it should be Reservoir Doging.
wow
such violent
so betrayal
mcgrimus ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 12:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spies Like Using: Two spies take on one last case before retiring to a life of hardcore drug use.
slardybartfast8 ยท 1709 points ยท Posted at 10:17:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsman: The Secret Servicing. Closeted King. You get the idea.
[deleted] ยท 270 points ยท Posted at 12:25:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last scene of the movie is already some secret servicing.
Jebbediahh ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:55:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, that shit was unexpected to say the least..... I don't think I've cringed so hard during family movie night since frank underwood fucked someone barely out of high school
Nvrnight ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsman as a family movie... lol
REDDITATO_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Family movie night generally doesn't mean "night of family movies".
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:46:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That part was a perfect ending to an amazing movie
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:46:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... the murdering of about 100 people in the church was fine?
KngHrts2 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to America! Have some freedom with your guns and keep those boobs safely secure in your shirt.
You_and_I_in_Unison ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:31:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fake comical violence vs. Actual nudity, if you don't like nudity for whatever reason, does make sense.
KngHrts2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but that's why in America "Shame" gets an NC-17 rating but "Hostel" gets an R. It makes no damn sense
You_and_I_in_Unison ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:28:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It does make sense, fake violence is in no way violence. Nudity in a movie is the same as nudity irl, there is no difference. So if the evangelical Christians don't like nudity, than it is exactly the same problem in a movie or in reality whereas simulated violence is entirely different than actually torturing someone.
decklund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that still rests on the assumption that nudity should always be viewed as inappropriate
You_and_I_in_Unison ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:06 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, a lot of folks these days aren't fans of Christian moral rules, myself included, but that's different than saying it makes no damn sense to dislike nudity more than violence in movies if someone happens to be a Christian.
ZeldaZealot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember that scene... I thought the only people Frank slept with were that reporter chick, his wife, and Meechum?
Sophrosynic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:35:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making use of the service entrance.
searingsky ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:58:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot
iamz3ro ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:04:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally watched Kingsman today because of some comment on Reddit. Pretty good movie.
507d ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 12:29:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you watch closely and don't let the source material (a Mark Millar comic; same guy as Kick-Ass, Wanted, etc. comics) cloud your view, it's far more than a pretty good movie. It's a masterwork of cinematography.
ANiceButWeirdGuy ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:54:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Church scene was a masterpeice of film making.
507d ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:04:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoyed that bit as well, but that's exactly what I was talking about when I said letting the source material cloud your view! That kind of shit is schoolbook Mark Millar. Just check out the Hit Girl v. Rasul and co. from Kick Ass for another example. Matthew Vaughn is the director though. He work, the cinematography, is impeccable. His match cuts, transitions and tracking shots alone are the stuff of legend.
Amadacius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cinematography of the church scene was a masterpiece. That isn't source material...
507d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No doubt. Vaughn action sequences have always been top notch. He managed to use both slow and fast motion in a way that really serves the scene, while being totally artful.
iamz3ro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt that it was a mix between "British TV" and "Hollywood movies". Not necessarily bad, but they're different styles and when you go from one to the other the viewer needs to adjust... The storyline was good too, a bit concerning as you never know if that could happen in real life.
507d ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea. Forget all that. I'm talking about the film making itself. The source material is a Mark Millar comic book. Millar has his certain sort of vibe.. That's one side, one point. The director is Matthew Vaughn. His work, the actual cinematography, the shots, the match cuts, the tracking shots, transitions, etc. That stuff is superb. Top notch.
REDDITATO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop being a snob. The actual content of the movie was also great. Just because it's not to your taste doesn't make it any less valid.
507d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if I told you I was a huge fan of the content? What if I told you I own both every single Mark Millar comic adaptation film and every single film Matthew Vaughn directed, plus even a few he merely produced/wrote/whatevered, on Bluray?
507d ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:08:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So by merely not commenting on the content, for the obvious reasons of it's controversy, you decide to assume my position on said content and assume negatively. Good job.
ejeebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I did like how the comic had Mark Hamill
as a secret scientistkidnapped by the bad guy, and the movie had Mark Hamill play the scientist kidnapped by the bad guy.REDDITATO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the comic Mark Hamill is just Mark Hamill. They kidnap him because the guy orchestrating it loves Star Wars. No secret scientist aspect.
ejeebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're right, I misremembered. I'll change it.
Sheazer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:54:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not pop one's cherry in fitting room number two."
AmyzonWarrior ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They do it in the asshole?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:34:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be the Lannisters.
LOHare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It WILL be that kind of movie.
kongu3345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of Closeted K
Aleblanco1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Id watch it
Jeeberdee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch this...Assuming it wasn't porn.
BustedAmp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So...Edward II of England?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wew lad
SnoodDood ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:49:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That might actually be a lot more interesting than the actual movie. Set it in the dark ages, Catholic power and hatred of homosexuality are peaking. King falls in love with one of his whores but people start to whisper and the king eventually has to choose between his legacy and salvation or the love of his life.
bigdoghogfrog ยท 942 points ยท Posted at 09:58:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Incredible Hulking - buff dudes working out and talking about how incredible they look
CargoCulture ยท 802 points ยท Posted at 12:08:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my secret - I'm always gaining."
APiousCultist ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 13:33:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr Banner, now would be an excellent time to get swole."
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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APiousCultist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:53:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broce Bannah.
Optionions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this isn't already a Broforce character, it should be.
APiousCultist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:29:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was what I was drawing on.
oogeej ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my secret, I'm always swole" [epic shirtrip]
stillphat ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
~ The incredible Bulk
nomadProgrammer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my secret, I'm always sore
SirPribsy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:32:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think /u/GovSchwarzenegger already made this film...
7LeagueBoots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like this?
Slothmaster222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:13:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So /fit/?
RepossessionMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like unedited footage from my gym
RoboticPanda77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... No different?
RainDags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mac?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 Would watch
psinguine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am coming day and night!"
Vipre7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incredible Hulk Brogan: BROTHER!!!
toredthegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bulking
PBTUCAZ ยท 3743 points ยท Posted at 09:34:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing is about going out to clubs and starting fights
๐๏ธ racistpuffs ยท 2175 points ยท Posted at 09:50:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it's about a man trying to fight against the rampant clubbing scene overtaking his quaint little town. But in a funny little twist, he falls in love with the scene that he once sought to bring down.
Starring Clint Eastwood as the grumpy octogenarian
Problem119V-0800 ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 09:55:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine this as a modernized version of The Music Man
Hayes231 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:08:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Music Manning
Peyton and Eli quit their football careers to become aspiring musicians, but do they have what it takes?
monsterflake ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F.O.Y.P, starring Eli and Peyton.
Koopa_Troop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm totally doing that dance the next time I go fight clubbing.
dickseverywhere444 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:34:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
".. But are the man enough to see it through?" FTFY
octoberxp ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:43:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seventy-six DJs spun at the giant rave
With a hundred and ten hot tracks of every kind
They kept the crowd energized until the morning sun did rise
With thumping bass and great synth lines
bathroomstalin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:18:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Internet is disappointingly bereft of Clint Eastwood dancing gifs
RandomName01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could live with that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...ing
malvim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:04:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Not_An_Ambulance ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:14:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A musical about a pair of American football quarterback brothers, culminating in a rivalry game against each other.
WarsWorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
76 Trombones begins playing in my head
bleakprophet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:02:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could be a prequel to Footloose
PHILOSOPHIC_BONER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:10:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seal clubbing is bad, mkay?
darth-agnon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong and wrong, its a documentary about the inhumanity of clubbing seals that encourages you to write to your local politicians
iamtheowlman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:47:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my light up disco floor."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine a documentary about a man who lost his daughter to edm.
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my laaaawnnn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't Fight Clubbing involve Edward Norton, driven by insomnia and love of nature, traveling to the arctic. He organizes a protest group to stop seal clubbing, but the conflict gets out of hand when in a whim, he physically attacks Tyler Durden, the leader of the seal clubbers. In confusing events we are left to wonder what is happening and how ever more people are brought into this conflict between pro and anti seal clubbing groups, that more and more resembles a gang war for the northern ice shelfs. Finally we learn that huge part of the shelf ice are threatened by tons of homemade explosives as we head into the thrilling finale.
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I imagined
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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florbknob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
were you in my screenwriting class...?
[deleted] ยท 417 points ยท Posted at 09:54:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, alternatively...
[deleted] ยท 399 points ยท Posted at 10:10:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Pagefighter ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 10:23:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Navy Seal?
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 10:24:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feel Team Six
betarded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Band name. Called it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's already a meme
betarded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter. Called it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to feel Heidi.
dezeiram ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:31:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neal McBeal
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:16:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For years people have been stealing his muffins and killing his children - this ends now.
safashkan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He alone made his country safer !
Bamres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neil mc beal
OctorokHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ถThere... is so much a seal can be clubbed
So much he can take๐ถ
SarcasticGiraffes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
young_wendell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pack it up, boys. We have a winner.
Johnappleseed4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So good
JackIsColors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing will EVER too 6/18/98. THAT was the greatest performance of his career
samlev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Weeeeelllllll let metellyougheblegulenaygodemuuuuch! Do you know, that your eeeeys they get wider, your heeeedad it gets lighter, when you're kissed by a cluuuub on the faace. Baaaaaaaaby!"
I_H0pe_You_Die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the shit out of that movie.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Join the Club!
I_H0pe_You_Die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao. Well played.
CrunchyDorito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I give you a seal of approval fot your movie.
annihilatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually, it would be one of the few films where Canadians are the bad guys. We the clubbers now.
JayPatterson ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:02:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the seals fight back
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing...save your daughters.
usmcawp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine it's a documentary about fighting the seal poaching industry.
Antarioo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or it's the much awaited sequal featuring russel crowe and his trusty tug tugger.
AsskickMcGee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or about a karate teacher trying to teach baby seals martial arts.
NoScrub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this more as people who are against clubbing and they fight to stop it!
RincerOfWind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds interesting, people who go out fighting in "clubs" which are actually secret fight clubs, and its like a gang war with lots of small gangs. It follows the tale of a small club. It ends with the leader realising that the club they just went fight clubbing in was actually a normal club, and he commits suicide.
Director:M.Night Shaymalan.
themrpink ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:11:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or about a young boy's courage to stand up to 'the man' and save the local seal population.
Torger083 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the 60s.
cornette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So a typical Saturday night?
RugBurnDogDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ssst man, first rule.....
Stealthy_Wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was going to say its about Seals. 2 clans of seals duking it out.
LtShelfLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighting Club, same as Fight Club but they had to change the name because people kept talking about it.
the_number_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Asylum Presents...
Fighting Club
DanaNotDonna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dances aggressively
Japlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like Jersey Shore
Rod_RamsHard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is obviously a documentary made in an attempt to shed light on, and eventually stop, the harvesting of skins from baby seals.
BreezyBlink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jersey Shore: The Movie
Aureperi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about the fight against clubbing baby seals.
JustSerif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slagsmรฅlsklubben
CoconutMacaroons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roadhouse?
kritsku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrosefChillaxstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Russell Crowe foytin' round the world
With Michael Cera as tugga
fathonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that just a night out in Scotland then?
Folkene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or like the SNL sketch by Jim Carrey. You go around clubs clubbing ppl.
rusmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One man's struggle to combat the baby seal fur trade.
probablyhrenrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
TPK_MastaTOHO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They made it, it's just called jersey shore where I'm from.
AnxietyAttack2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jersey shore already did it
DoctorOctagonapus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IE. clubbing in the UK.
brentiis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A modern documentary about a group fighting the harsh brutality against the seal community
YetAnotherTechster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First movie in my mind after reading the title. You put it much better way that I could though.
gayhorton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Otherwise known as a regular night in Australia.
McDungleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine Edward Norton & Brad Pitt in Night at the Roxbury, bobbing along to Haddaway's "What Is Love,"ย and beating the shit out of people while they sandwich-hump them.
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or alternatively it's regular Fight Club only it meets in the basements of clubs instead of bars and the type of people attending has changed accordingly.
BeardedBearBoxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking more like an activist against clubbing seals
koreanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say this one, but I'm really late to the party.
Fight Clubbing - It's like jersey shore, only its set in Scottsdale, AZ. The cast is all white 30k/year millionaires.
Omni33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, so Jersey Shore
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Pamela Anderson.
InfintySquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With special cameo by Iggy Pop. Changing the song to fit the title.
Double points if they play the dance floor fight scene at medium-speed for that real casual, jaded feel.
saymouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck I knew I would find this down here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't talk about it...ing
Lionlebrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still do not talk about this...
childeroland79 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:45:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was picturing Fight Club with clubs/maces/pikes.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:14:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say this in exchange of some sweet karma, but now you have all the karma
drunkenviking ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's a Jersey Shore remake?
MajorLeek ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:54:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's already a show called Jersey Shore
baggs22 ยท 6210 points ยท Posted at 09:40:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding. The tale of a man who just wants to make friends
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 3732 points ยท Posted at 10:43:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's see.
*Dr. Noing
*From Russia with loving
*Goldfingering
*Thunderballing
*You only live twicing
[deleted] ยท 1286 points ยท Posted at 11:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bond villain who communicates only in cartoon noises.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 12:29:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd still kill him.
Deathbyceiling ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:21:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
102 days. He's alright boys.
TheDudeRhodes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had better kill him, double-o seven. That's your bloody job!
jetpacksforall ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:24:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ikki ikki kapow patang, Mister Bond.
oyooy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:55:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ikki ikki ikki ikki ptang zoop boing hsfmns
SharqueByte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:05 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say "Ni"
Umbrall ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
patang is actually an Indonesian word meaning tomorrow.
Nekrag777 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:45:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was saying "You won't live to see tomorrow, Mister Bond"
Jackman1337 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:37:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im the only one seeing anoyo-tron as the villan here? :D
SuperWoody64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patch Adams
Animagi27 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:18:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like the character from Dastardly and Mutley, the one in a biplane with a weird hat?
vexstream ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick Dastardly? He was in a bunch of those cartoons iirc, the primary one being wacky racers.
Ossalot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds annoing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Ossalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree !
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone thought he was a joke until he BANGed the whole world.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:05:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Onomatopoeia?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, not the words that describe the noises, but the noises themselves.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:07:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that!
SingularMimms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what Onomatopoeia is, at least in this context. They probably meant the Green Arrow villain
Wookimonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought of this
ibs2pid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a immortal nine year old Dr. who talks like Gary from the Howard Stern Show
Untiedshu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the part Jerry Lewis was born to play.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
[deleted] ยท 601 points ยท Posted at 11:14:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
SpaghettiSnake ยท 993 points ยท Posted at 12:03:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Co-starring Chicken Little.
activow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:49:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tinoasprilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:12:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a reference I haven't heard in a long time...
F0sh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:13:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Licken* (James Bond is British after all)
Captain__Obvious___ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:28:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man himself.
FantasticDucks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice to see Zach Braff getting some work
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And featuring a menagerie of everyone's favorite whiny far-left and far-right nuts
Dewstain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We must tell the President" [/movie preview voice]
Questbudz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With music by Tom Petty
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except I always complete the mission.
deltree711 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:14:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
He's a good spy, loves his handler
Loves The Queen and England, too
He's a good spy, crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves fast cars and his girlfriend, too
And I'm Sky, Skyfalling
And I'm Sky, Skyfalling
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:04:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
CoconutMacaroons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spectreing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't roll of the tongue as well
theforkofdamocles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Break 2!
enRutus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a neurotic Long Island Jewish mother who despite her best efforts to raise her son to be a lawyer decides instead he just wants to be an accountant.
borumlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fastest way to get around the map
mickyficky1 ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 12:03:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a kinkier version of snowballing.
semimetalalchemist ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:34:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Entire soundtrack by AC/DC
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:03:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've been- thunderfucked!
Lord_Excellence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:02 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that was a good one. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thanks for that, I really needed it.
weezermc78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thirteen songs, same three chords
ptwonline ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:42:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a porn movie where the guy had explosive gas problems.
skucera ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:49:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naw, man. Thunderballin' is when you come correct, and that shit's loud, yo!
Wess_Mantooth_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hint: It involves farts
negativefour ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much kinkier as just a lot louder.
bassbastard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It involves a blumpkin and perfect timing after a night of curry.
crilen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing butt farts.
J-Bizzle1215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naw, just Thor dunkin' on fools
tijaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that when you do it to thunder gods. Thor, Zeus, Raiden, Teshub, Bronte, Jupiter, Xolotl, Set and the like?
Dubbx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just looked up snowballing. Thanks.
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like hitting someone in the face with your balls
notrightinthehead2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it evolves more than 37 dicks.
shapu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It involves flatulence.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:09:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So great balls of fire?
Just_an_ordinary_man ยท 5016 points ยท Posted at 10:47:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
[deleted] ยท 2094 points ยท Posted at 10:55:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[removed]
cantwaitforthis ยท 1596 points ยท Posted at 12:25:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Moist notorious"
TheWatersOfMars ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:13:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She may be Betty White, but she'll be Betty Brown when 007 is done with her."
EmergencyCritical ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:44:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spray tan in a can?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:31:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Lord...
poopellar ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 12:59:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Special agent James Bond is sent on a mission to Miami to sex
FlowersOfSin ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 13:44:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So every James Bond movie?
probablyhrenrai ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:30:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not always Miami.
AmBadAtUsername ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:20:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Moist clitorious"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:15:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... Seriously doubt that.
Kraggen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoken like a Chicago Alley Cat. Like a regular Thomas O'Malley. Like a floozy gangster pussy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Notorious W.E.T.
Loscoh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean "moisht notorioush"
boost_poop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for that. I literally laughed uncontrollably for a good 3 minutes at that, then collected myself to reply, looked at your post again and lost it for another 3-4 minutes. My face is bright red.
My only regret is that I have only one upvote to give.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank goodness for the oral option
skonen_blades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moister than an oyster
XLunarKnightX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the cringe! ๐
nobody_asked_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Golden Girls. They're not so moist.
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Notorious WIG
[deleted] ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 12:28:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm down for that...
dudeman14 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:32:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out Mr. Bond. Please do enjoy your stay
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure I will.
ggg730 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:32:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd finger Blanche.
palordrolap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:10:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blanche would be all over him, Dorothy couldn't give a damn, Rose would bore him to tears with stories about St. Olaf, and the episode kicker would be Sofia wandering out of her bedroom saying something along the lines that he had left, but that he wouldn't be forgotten in a hurry.
Iputupwiththisshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:48:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suddenly less excited to watch
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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psinguine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
interior view of LAIR
SOPHIA: You should have known better, Mr. Bond, than to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
BOND: I'm not too concerned. I have time to wait. You ladies don't look like you have the same luxury.
BLANCHE: I'm not going to take that lying down!
DOROTHY: aside That would be a change.
ROSE: Why? Is she sick?
DOROTHY: Yes, Rose. But there's no cure for what she's got.
ROSE: Oh I don't know about that! In St. Olaf we had a medicine that cured all ills!
brinz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he lost his watch
saadakhtar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Golden Girlsing...?
Nope. Doesn't work.
A1A5KA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Betty ... he's coming
yanroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should have done a crossover where it was revealed that the Golden Girls are actually retired Charlie's Angels.
NOE3ON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for being a friend.
KonigSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he'd prefer the LSU version
Epicurus1 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 11:26:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be odd jobbing
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:47:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun in jail, then
xXPussy_BangerXx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does this comment have more points than its parent
Just_an_ordinary_man ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:44:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I have no idea. It's a low-effort unoriginal comment that isn't even witty or funny. Now I come back an hour later and it has 503 upvotes and somebody gave me gold (thanks though).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man. The gold fairy strikes where you last expect it. I was on a pc subreddit and repeated a popular joke... Got gold and +2000 upvotes. Welp, low effort it is.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just repeat the comment above you with less subtlety
louis_dimanche ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:08:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was/is a band of highly specialized doctors in Germany ... (slightly NSFW, but not really)
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:06:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Credit goes to u/chrzan
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, you would watch that. Though we would all secretly know you would rather see Thunderballing.
Xeccution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Brownfingering?
LightFractal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant C&H
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather not...
*clocks gun
Slanderous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It probably already exists.
TheBassEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I looked it up on Bing. Weirdly, the #1 listing wasn't porn.
DeuceSevin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I have
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd do this movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean the mission.
meeeeetch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For three minutes, then you'd close your incognito session.
AceUA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that twice!
MumrikDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like odds are pretty strong that the porn industry already made that happen.
mrmoo524 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing I'd watch that.
deltree711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, I think I'm more of a From Russia With Loving kind of guy.
rjoseba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok then NSFW
SodaCanSuperman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"new to pornhub"
pseudo-pseudonym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I think of it, a lot of James Bond movie titles can easily be improved.
For Your Thighs Only
Thunderballs
Poonraker
On her majesty's escort service
Dr Knob
Of course Octopussy speaks for itself.
aussydog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing sounds like something you pay your dominatrix to do. 0_o
cocamoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
goddamnit
jr611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 34
TwatsThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering is also immediately followed by Thunderballing.
Seriously though, Goldfinger came out in '64 and Thunderball was in '65.
felixfelix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then you'll love Octopussying!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe I may have...already?
SpaceCowboy734 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
TexMcBadass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't post an edit saying you got goldfingered then you're wasting all of our time...
TuDaveKd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if its in HD
mulduvar2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hear Thunderballing is really good too, almost like a direct sequel.
lazy_snorlax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've seen that already
Blytheway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopussying?
pyromaster55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing doesn't sound half bad either.
maxlgold25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing sounds so intense
dfw_deadhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I watched thunderballing on youporn last week.
Kittenmittens03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't forget Octopussying
Monkeytravler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think ive already seen it...
c-fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the main female character is called Pussy Galore.
Waltonruler5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that's not already a porn parody, I'd be really surprised.
Windsong1024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a porno starring King Midas
matap821 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussy Galore was written for that title.
giffer44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's probably a porno out there some where
kerouacrimbaud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But not Thunderballing?!
ben_uk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't be surprised if that's already a porno.
The_Third_Three ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of King Midas
RANewton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honestly surprised it's not a porn film already
wytewydow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you're just gold-digging a little bit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this gets gilded but not the guy who made the actual joke...
wiseapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually the point of the original title. The girls in the story are painted gold...
You_coward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midas's first sexual experience at a 9th grade party.
hazpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, your quote got you gold
dangermoose125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Hot Fire, I spit that.
cmckone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that. Everybody'd watch that.
ZimGirDibofDoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Thunderballing
I'd watch that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that movie exists somewhere on the internet.
Blackjack148 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't yet?
Hoiwalla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
FixBayonetsLads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather see Thunderballing.
madcatlady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 34
weezermc78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'd be a good one
IKnowWhatImAbout_Son ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk Thunderballing could be the feel-good family sports movie of the year.
Tolkyen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably already did
Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably a porn.
spencebah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing too.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Dot Warner & Prince.
Very_Sharpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think i HAVE watched that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And not Thunderballing? Sound like a double feature to me.
creativeusername93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I have...
tombah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really game for "Thunderballing"
driveonacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this isn't a porn already, it will be by tomorrow afternoon.
IQuoteShowsAlot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everybody'd watch that."
calicotrinket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the perfect title for a porn spoof.
TheRealKrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ )
MrGMinor ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you get the gold for his joke.
v99188 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:55:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A tale of a nerd underaged guy trying to buy booze in Russia. Movie lasts for 5min. Guy leaves home, buys booze, end credits.
ours ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spectering" doesn't quite have the same ring.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:19:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If Dr. Seuss wrote a James Bond film.
KingEuronIIIGreyjoy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funnily enough, You Only Live Twice was written by Roald Dahl, author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, James and the Giant Peach, and more. So children's authors have written Bond films before.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is fascinating!
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Off to r/writingprompts !
buttertost ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:55:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On her Majesty's Secret Servicing
curtdammit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A View To A Killing.
License to Killing.
Skyfalling.
blackminded ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:44:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first porn venture will be called Thunderballing. The theme song still works.
"And he strikes...like Thun..der...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!"
Rearranger_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:05:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You only living twice
Staring old Asian ladies.
Pillowsmeller18 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:30:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering followed by Goldeneyeing.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:41:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Odd, I usually do it in the opposite sequence.
phatbrasil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when you balling but ate some bad curry
MB3121 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
goes hand-in-hand with thunderballing
naturalenergybyproxy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:52:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll pass on being Thunderballed.
njst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopussying
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopussying
Captmisfit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. A View to A Killing. License to Killing.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of killing, no?
Living daylighting.
Captmisfit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I noticed that after I posted it. Live and let dying?
Casino Royaling.
On Her Majestys Secret Servicing.
Octopussying?
Jackal_6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta drop the 'g'
Goldfingerin'
From Russian with Lovin'
Thunderballin'
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ballin indeed!
Schonke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The spy who loved ming.
James Bond. Spy by night, antique dealer by day.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the cut of your jib.
grnhlc13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopussying?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling would have to be narrated by Al Gore and I'd watch it.
Unless Brazzers makes Majesty's Secret Servicing first.
Aer_United ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A young god named Zeus from the rough neighborhood of West Olympus finds purpose, and ultimately redemption, on the hardwood floor. Nick Offerman stars.
OMG__Ponies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No love for "On her Majesties Secret Servicing" ?
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't really like the actor, to be honest.
bigtrouble29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is a marathon that I could get behind me
Headshot_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing
Bond infiltrates the NBA to overthrow an evil genius. Starring Michael Jordan
VeryDerrisDerrison ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling, the story of James Bond and his friend Chicken Little
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. The entire film is just Bond accidentally entering the "skyfall" cheat from GTA V and trying desperately to land on his head.
Corabal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twiceing
filipelm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum of Solacing
suburban_hyena ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so it's actually porn
Gadetron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diamonds are forevering, spectreing, everything or nothinging, nightfiring,
Hatedpriest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octapussying?
s0974748 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that hitting a woman in the face with your balls?
Dewstain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - We must tell the president. [end ominous movie voice]
angelsandbuttermans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Bond Film + -ing = Porn Film
magillashuwall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got me thinking of the Fonejacker's Indian Call Center character.
Cadamar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like Thunderballing must be some kind of sexual move I'm not familiar with.
natiice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A View to a Killing
nms1539 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing sounds like a very rough sex act
Bamres ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:21:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling...chicken little
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey wait a minute now...
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your cover is blown, mister Bond!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All part of the game.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I shall take you to an exquisite dinner before I dump you in my pit of piranhas!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How original.
chrzan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never twiced. Does that mean I'm not alive?
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:04:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess we were born dead, you and I.
Ubiki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:58:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Her Majesty's Secret Servicing.
rexrex600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaand you're on a list
Dantaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"From Russia with Loving" is the exact same movie as before, except that it's been redubbed with Russian actors speaking in broken English.
AGuyWithARaygun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see
IvanJames...Delsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sky falling!
The sky is falling!
allora_fair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopussying
fistkick18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
Imperium_Dragon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:00:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spectering
PmMeYrWetVag ยท 269 points ยท Posted at 10:51:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also coincidentally the name of a James Bond podcast.
[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 12:19:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With Matthews MIRAAAAAAA and Gourleyyyyy
DeliciousGlue ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 12:28:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mattandmaattmattandmaatt
misadist ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:26:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mathews Gourleyyy and Mira!
Maverick554411 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:41:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Podcast of James Bond
Green-52 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:54:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't listen to the real James Bond theme with out that running in my head.
vacaboca ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:45:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's great! http://nerdist.com/podcasts/james-bonding-channel/ I'll listen to Matt Mira on just about anything.
Wonton77 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:49:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for Matt Gourley
SemoMuscle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:28:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With Matt Goddamn Mira!
hoodedbob ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:06:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With the worlds best impressions of Q!
misadist ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:27:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gourley's Ian Fleming impression is awesome.
xi_mezmerize_ix ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As are most of his impressions
fullforce098 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:50:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just recently released their last episode a week or so ago, too. Well, the last planned episode anyway.
YoshiWithTheHair ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:30:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a well
antarticwallaby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:03:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which sadly just ended
mildlystoned ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matt and Matt!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's ridiculous.
chrzan ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 09:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He learned to play guitar to woo women. Rather than using a guitar pick, he mastered a technique called golden fingering.
_thebat675 ยท 1152 points ยท Posted at 10:41:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyway, here's Wonderwall
Gerbinator_ ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 11:42:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ing
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:34:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Thunderball
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:36:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said maybe............ing You're gonna be the one that saves me..........ing
aaronkaiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nooooooooooooooooo! เฒ _เฒ
matmatpenguin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And for my next song, I'll play Stairway to Heaven!
Shantirel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no solo though
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:29:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's funny...
blamb211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, George!
altimate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/y0b-e2jfel4
altimate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/uqieko86MW4
thatwasntababyruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh, this is the new "10/10 with rice", isn't it?
Just fantastic.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 10:23:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:30:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's not the only skill of note I possess.
jmwbb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:51:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calluses
smushable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:04:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anyway, here's Thunderball"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait your name... It's... It's my name
chrzan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, are you the guy from the chrzanizard gaming forums?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope... I'm the chick on makeupaddiction mostly lol, but there's ANOTHER chrzanizard? It's my go to name because Chrzan+ Charizard and who would ever take that! It's hard enough to pronounce as it is (unless you're polish)!
greenpearlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KATO TAKA ftw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did your mommy tell you about my license to impregnate too?
koolerjames ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 11:46:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of a movie called James Bond
baggs22 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:52:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shhhhh. Let me have this karma
yorkton ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:36:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its the name of a podcast
baggs22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any good?
yorkton ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I liked it despite not being a huge james bond fan the guests were pretty decent and usually a fun conversation, but it depends on whether or not you like Matt Mira and the nerdist podcast.
I personally like him but I know others find him a bit grating.
Theres also Matt Gourley (the co host) but as nice as he is he's kind of forgettable.
(really hope I'm not talking to Matt Gourley looking for audience feedback in the most roundabout way possible).
chrism17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:44:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matt Gourley and his insights are the best part of the podcast for me. He also has a great podcast called I Was There Too where he interviews actors who were in bit parts in huge movies.
gerald_bostock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:10:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be confused with James Bondage.
heisyounghewillwalk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Chemistry Major/superhero called James who uses the powers of chemical bonding to ace his classes and save his campus from dangerous threats
Tadiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Amumu
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ummm....Octopussying....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this shit?
Yogymbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is already a podcast about James Bond
smoked_once_still_hi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought would have been an epic tale of salvation army bell ringers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had this in mind too :)
suplexcomplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...with chemistry!
ManicLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man who cannot but hope to find a way to join two elements, atomically, or lose his sanity in the process.
uranus_be_cold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe a documentary about the subject matter expert on adhesives?
flemhead3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the Nerdist hosts has a Podcast called James Bonding where they discuss James Bond movies.
Adski673 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus. Goldfinger becomes a whole new movie.
Benjaphar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a movie called James Bond?
crofabulousss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the great gatsby?
PhonicUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really expect me to talk? No Mr Bonding, I expect you to cry!
Tindermesoftly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aka- Bromancing starring Brody Jenner.
shoopdahoop22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond with me jimmy.
Auto_Fac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2ZOwv56stw
Roavak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This (kind of) exists. There is an ad by Ivoclar Vivadent for a new kind of light cure for dentists and the main character is "Bonding" because the light cure can be used to bond stuff to teeth. It is a James Bond spoof and kinda funny, but I couldn't find it when I looked just now :(
djw319 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
So, James and the Giant Peach, but starring Daniel Craig?
5171 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except no movie is titled "James Bond"
disposable-name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he just glues.
citizen19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If some of these aren't already bond themed pornos then they're about to be ha
precipiceblades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You find him in a hotel room. He is delighted to have a visitor and wants some "bonding time" with you.
Stufak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A British super spy takes a weekend trip to repair a broken relationship between brothers.
SpongeBad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the theme song already exists (NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ApRmCuG0M
Delsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the take of a savings bonds.
tristen98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond with me Jimmy
dono111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The search for all men named James to make friends with !
phoenixwyllow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this could work rather well. It may also work in an alternative thread where "age" is added at the end instead of "ing".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry http://imgur.com/pIA1hub 9gag stole your comment.
whoblowsthere ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:40:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie!
AndriusG ยท 2745 points ยท Posted at 11:31:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning โ A young boy tries to save an atheist academic from being executed in Saudi Arabia.
[deleted] ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 13:36:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Sin_Ceras ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 14:10:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing - If you name comes out of the goblet, you're fired.
AndriusG ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:18:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Sounds like a remake of The Apprentice with Harry Potter taking on the role of Alan Sugar...
EDIT: Or Donald Trump for those on the other side of the pond.
tnc0696 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:51:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretSing - Teenage wizards who secretly love singing start a choir and struggle with expressing themselves.
officialxian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:18:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They would start the Hogwart's Glee Club!
half-idiot ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:13:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Saudi arabia
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:43:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter is a young man who is Donald Trump's assistant, and he tries to stop Trump from getting shit-hammered all of the time and firing everyone.
daddock ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:09:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With Donald Trumpledore
Bismuth-209 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:08:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With Donald trump as Dumbledore.
Pickler42Dollars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:37 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like Donald Trumpledore.
sup3rdr01d ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 14:27:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, Harry Potter and the wise Dumbledore get really high and imagine all the events after book 1
[deleted] ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 14:47:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey look, a kitty... Hi Kitty..."
"Duuuude, what if that cat was, like, Professor McGonagall!"
lordolxinator ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 15:05:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Duuuuuude.... What if there was a giant snake in the wall, right now..."
"You're blowing my mind dude... Pass me the Elder Bong and that Pensieve, things are about to get super weird."
inspectorseantime ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:32:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
tinoasprilla ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:19:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in tears
wtb2612 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:35:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American version - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. About Giles Corey's execution during the Salem witch trials.
autobahnmessiah ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secreting - A young boy with anal leakage.
lordolxinator ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 15:18:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Askabaning : a story about Dumbledore's anti-Polish student entry rules when Pavol Aska applies to Hogwarts.
(Goblet of Firing has been done many times in this thread)
Harry Potter and the Ordering of Phoenix: where Harry and Dumbledore get in an argument when Harry orders Roast Phoenix when they go out to dinner.
Harry Potter and the Half Blooding Prince: a movie where Snape is constantly "sort of bleeding" but insists the correct terminology is "blooding not bleeding, trust me I do potions and stuff"
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Oneing: a movie where the trio are accompanied by Jonathan Ross, who insists they run everywhere for part of the film.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Parting Two, where Harry has to work out what the Deathly Hallows are Parting. Starring Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Red Sea.
SpammedYourGrandma ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:33:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
these are all terrible
NJknick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:29:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I regret reading that post.
Bacon_Bomb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are phenomenal. "Harry orders Roast Phoenix when they go out to dinner." Fucking dying.
de4th_metalist ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:15:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that!
AndriusG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I'd watch it with you!
Crackers1097 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:44:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now kith
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:17:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this one!
5xum ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:55:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it's about a high school kid who finds some real grade-A marijuana in his philosophy professor's office.
Toogoodtotroll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:45:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or harry potter dealing with a high philosopher
BensonBaratheon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled down too far to find this.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not blaspheme He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Drawn.
Bismuth-209 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
ejambu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw shucks, this was mine too
graywh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing - Donald Trump makes a visit to Hogwarts
Clewin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, I mad a joke play-on-words book title for that once - Hairy Pothead and the Philosopher, Stoned.
creepymusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively: The story of a man who got high and achieved the enlightenment necessary to become a philosopher.
Rio_Walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or... a story about young, fresh from med school doctor who's helping a Philosopher overcome crippling drug addiction.
Sizzilinbuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:20 on February 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer Harry and the philosopher having a smoke sesh
GenSec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Freedom version, Sorcerer's Stoning, Ron gets really fucking high and Harry has to stop him from his shenanigans.
thejadefalcon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:09:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always a good time to mention that Saudi Arabia is ISIS.
icantbenormal ยท 7278 points ยท Posted at 09:46:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting - A racist old man goes around looking for black people committing minor crimes, then calls the police.
crabbix ยท 1051 points ยท Posted at 10:46:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it becomes a heartwarming tale of overcoming oppression and ingrained ideas, wherein everyone learns a valuable lesson? Or more along the lines of Paul Blart Mall Cop?
woolyhmammoth ยท 1798 points ยท Posted at 11:58:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Coping - He's trying to deal with his racist tendencies when it comes to these petty thefts.
midnightketoker ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or unassuming newly homeless man with dark history deals with ins and outs of squatting and foraging in the local 24hr shopping complex
NanaShiggenTips ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:01:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah! Hold on. Paul Blart Maul Cop is a masterpiece and it has helped thousands of people world wide overcome difficult situations.
MyDeloreanWontStart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read. Such an inspriarional piece of art
MrOverkill5150 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:48:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS HAPPENING
kaiju-taxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit - where conversations shift subjects quicker than Sonic the Hedgehog on ice.
maskaddict ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:07:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping.
Mr. Blart spends some time at the local shopping plaza, reflecting, processing his pain. Hurting, but recovering, a little bit at a time.
ffadasgasg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:21:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Gran Torino
egnards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:01:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Christopher Walken?
xenokilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
naw, its a george zimmerman documentary.
JonnyBhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't it be both?
RoryCalhoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How you comin' on that novel you're working on?
Viking_Lordbeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lesson should have nothing to do with the racism, though. It should be about him reconnecting with his son or something unrelated.
InsaneTomato95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody is going to compare minority reporting to the greatest film of all time!!!!!!!!!!! It made me realize that life is worth living.
YAboyWILLY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gran Torino?
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is the lesson "racism is bad"?
They're the most moving movies.
yezplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw Gran Torino
XshibumiX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, Gran Torino.
IVIaskerade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking more along the lines of "Can't Flim-Flam the Zim-Zam"
MrOverkill5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction
Apocalypse Now
Up
Lady and the Tramp
Benchwarmers
Lego Movie
American Pie
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Shawshank Redemption
Madagascar
Alice in Wonderland
Looper
Legally Blonde
Clockwork Orange
Ocean's 11
Pacific Rim
brought to you by /u/laytonmobile
Anandya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first is just the plot of gran torino
EX1153 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, just a documentary of your average racist grandpa.
chinofbigsam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gran Torino!
thebornotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The old man calls the police on the minorities in his neighborhood. Eventually he gets to know them better and understand the strife within their community. He tries to protect a young member of the community. He gets killed by gang members, and leaves his car to the kid he was protecting.
Wait a tic...
paulwhiskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:00 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was picturing something more along the lines of George Zimmerman
[deleted] ยท 2971 points ยท Posted at 10:23:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Reddit
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 1544 points ยท Posted at 11:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But we don't love you.
[deleted] ยท 556 points ยท Posted at 11:51:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do.
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 809 points ยท Posted at 11:53:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Acemcbean ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 11:58:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I now pronounce you ghost and horse
heisyounghewillwalk ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 12:30:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't pronounce any of these words
Gustavo6046 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:06:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck these words :)
dezmd ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:41:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need an adult.
Gustavo6046 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am an adult.
t3hnhoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, pal.
Gustavo6046 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was you banned due to this? Omfg lol
t3hnhoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wat?
Gustavo6046 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey baby the Force is with you since birth
t3hnhoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll show you force
Gustavo6046 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are weak man go to academy :P
ohyouresilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't spell any of these words
_PM_ME_YOUR_NIPPLES ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:41:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's legal in some states.
Acemcbean ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:08:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But robosexuality isn't! Vote Proposition โ Today!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
grumpydan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The ones that... jump higher than the other kids... and run faster... and have spongier hair.. ahh... they just... don't look like they fit in... you know.."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Acemcbean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So.. How was this relevant?
shaqalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I now pronounce you narwhal and bacon. you may kiss the snoo. (these are reddit inside jokes in case you didn't get it, upvoats appreciated if you did xD)
Acemcbean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I vaugely recall the narwhal and bacon one, so I guess I'll vaugely give you an upvote ;)
Rememberme17 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:27:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:22:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss.
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may kith the bride.
zach2992 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:24:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss
TheWatersOfMars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But only if you're both the same race.
Just_Chillin_Here ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:28:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss
LPawnought ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:34:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
DeuceSevin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:36:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
Gustavo6046 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now Kitty
KrapBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meooowwww
Xenc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:39:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nowkiss.jpg
IcelandConfirmology ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may now kiss the bride.
ConfirmsAnything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed. Congratulations!
Thepluralofmoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now kith
OrthodoxWarlocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
chief_erl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may now tip thy fedora m'lady
Yeawhatevea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But i am a dog
RickyRicardo20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may kiss the best man.
smittyeuler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may kiss my dick
TheMagictable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith.
dontcallitthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith.
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith.
Sheazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
lofabread1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
Jakethesnake98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss in front of this live stream
jennthemermaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith.
RenoGuy76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
Shaolin33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He only loves him cuz he's stupid !
Yoursistersrosebud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now Kissing
The_Greaseball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I kiss the bride
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I OBJECT
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss!
GemsPls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Husband and Husband. Or Wife and Wife. Whatever you are and whatever you're into. We don't judge......
i_am_a_toaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith.
Geta-Ve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may now kiss the bribe.
snarkwatney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may kiss the snoo
POOPSLANG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss
PoorBean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may fap
PoopStuckOnYourFur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
Pathboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
ScumAndVillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss!
ONLYSAYSTHANKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
Bravefart99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
mermaidleesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
Eight_Rounds_Rapid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:36:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TRIGGERED
Grey-fox-13 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:10:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you're stupid.
ThePatridiot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously
probablyhrenrai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You too, dude.
_carpetcrawlers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:32:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know.
Constant_variable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you're stupid
garyomario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOUR CHEATING ON ME!
biggboss83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because you're stupid.
spezialk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because you're stupid
Gavin_Freedom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because you're stupid.
wolfman1911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't lie, it only gives a false sense of hope.
elter_ago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's BecauseYoureStupid, 94.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know.
QuantumKaffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, because your stupendously kind-hearted! :)
Pays_His_Debts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you're stupid94
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's because you're stupid
lIlIllIlIlI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but that's only because you're stupid.
KinaseCascade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it because you're stupid?
MatterXFusion789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only because you're stupid
Jmandr2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant user name?
KryptonicLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah because you're stupid.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:24:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
go back to imgur
SmashYourEnemiesDW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not supposed to tell him!
Badassbanana69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love him I love all :)
Cupcake-Warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Chill man. This ain't World War Zing.
Platypus-Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brother?
By the way, it's not poisonous, it's venomous
:)
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Venomous platypus would be redundant, that's why I specified poisonous, because it's special.
Walkemb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks reddit.
IAmAnatheistcatAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We only like him as a friend.
Apatomoose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Redditing
Detry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We do actually love you, but it's a bit creepy so we'll stab you instead.
alexseiji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Reddit ing
TenshiS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We know.
Johnappleseed4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you dream about breaking up with us all the time?
holytrolls ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:25:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude me too
USxMARINE ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me the other night! I parked in a private spot on accident (The spots had number but didn't say reserved) in a gated wealthy neighborhood. Within 30 seconds the guy came running asking who I was, he's calling the cops and management, who am I here for, how did I get in, how did I know the code.
I should have known better than being a black kid in a black hoodie at night.
ingridelena ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happened to my dad too. He was throwing stuff away behind a strip mall and some guy came out of one of the other businesses and was shouting at him asking who he was, why he was there, and telling him he can't throw stuff away back there. This guy didnt know he owned the office out front.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:17:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You almost described Gran Torino
LonelyInterlude ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 10:47:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, a movie about George Zimmerman?
ANUSTART942 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 11:19:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, then he'd be shooting them all himself.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:41:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't flim-flam the Zim-zam.
VacuouslyUntrue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't simmer the Zimmer.
Tycoda81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mess with the Zinghan.
afflikt3d ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:36:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET OUTTA THE POOOOL!
pburydoughgirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:23:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be the story of filling out diversity hire information for HR.
codesign ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that's gran torino.
codesign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:37 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 upvotes? Finally. I thought that was quite on point and believed my favorite quip would be lost on deaf ears like a masterpiece by Van Gogh.
JackXDark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black people that haven't actually committed any crimes, but he thinks might, surely?
Jahonay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://images.dailykos.com/images/162825/story_image/Marblehead.jpg?1441504085
Happened a couple towns over.
snipermonkey789 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this the premise of Gran Torino? But with Asians?
Zealot360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They don't even have to be committing any crimes for a racist old man to call the police about them. It could be like that news story from years ago about the black guy walking with his 1/4 black (but outwardly white) young grandson and all the old people in the neighborhood telling the police they're witnessing an armed kidnapping.
CallRespiratory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a toss up with World War Zing for best thing ever.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except this description works even without the -ing. World War Zing, however, needed that -ing to be as great as it was. I don't think this one is all that great because of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he goes after them and kills them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is brilliant, I love you
Hayes231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit, my first thought
SquirrelKnuckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gran Torino!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that. Get Dave Chappelle and a couple older comedy actors like Steve Martin on it and you've got yourself a hit
SparkyBoy414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You probably win my favorite reddit post of the day and its only 8:15 am.. well played.
Wake_up_screaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many titles submitted are so good but this one is great.
shakkajon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Grand Torino of sorts?
Magnivox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made my laugh
Hat_Experience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why it gotta be black people?
A1A5KA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the version of Gran Torino they wanted to make.
BrianGumble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is gold!
WhoDaFuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could handle more Clint Eastwood racism.
WisconsinHoosierZwei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starting Clint Eastwood and Mos Def.
Mr_Slippery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting - the George Zimmerman Story
IHSV1855 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Clint Eastwood
RGIIIsus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Meet your protagonist: Uncle Ruckus. http://imgur.com/gallery/WHBb7
Sapperdoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot Twist- the movie focuses on the minorities who report this suspicious old man who is walking around their neighborhood
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP's username is relevant
Jackielegz8689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that's funny. I actually laughed aloud. I don't think I've done that for a month. Thanks.
taz20075 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And wins the Republican nomination for president.
"Finally, our own community organizer! "
leicanthrope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that the story of Nextdoor?
atucker88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Clint eastwood.
slim_fit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg im dying, this one got me the most right now. Thank you!
Rakonat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zimmerman?
neuromorph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow....
MrFappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They made that already with Clint Eastwood... But it was Asians, not blacks.
Squorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starting George Zimmerman as himself.
relevant84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The alternate title for Gran Torino.
SashaTheBOLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary?
M46_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was great
Ippsissimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Clint Eastwood.
Forest-G-Nome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Bob Saget.
BMKR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grand Torino is already a movie.
Delsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except they're treated as major crimes.
amblongus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Story of Asian Reporter Tricia Takenawa.
culesamericano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
best one yet haha
damnatio_memoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly that should be the story of Wendell Smith.
linuxphoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The George Zimmerman story.
sanfrancisco69er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the george zimmerman story
ingridelena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The twist: this is him
animezinggirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle ruckus?
Forgototherpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen Gran Torino yet, should I?
coratel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Clint Eastwood
teezyla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chef's dad - his reward is tree fiddy for each bust
neoballoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gran Torino
Dazz316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The actual film title could be the sequel
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was just a Mexican doing a news report.
T-pyrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh there was an accounting joke in this somewhere!
AmyzonWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Clint Eastwood.
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, it's a documentary?
Bazakac ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like some reality TV show
iBeReese ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:39:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Clint Eastwood?
tidder212 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minor crimes are not crimes?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:51:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh I always thought Minority Report sounded like a movie about reporting crime in the ghetto.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That BS, there's no such movie... or do you have a movie poster that you can show me....??
enronghost ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You cant Zimzam the Zimmerman
puntloos ยท 452 points ยท Posted at 12:11:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9ing: A socially awkward guy tries 69ing but discovers something better...
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:49:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fetal position?
Madlibsluver ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITH HIS DICK IN HIS MOUTH
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:13:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gulping noises
Madlibsluver ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:14:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gulping intensifies
BoJackB26354 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:28:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like the origin story for 9gag
dono111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and removes 2 ribs!
WarsWorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
TeapotHead1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But the "6" is the best part
[deleted] ยท 961 points ยท Posted at 10:01:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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otherhand42 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 12:13:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES!
Satans__Secretary ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:21:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aww, my bees!"
AsaTJ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:30:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's still my favorite gif of all time.
tom641 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:11:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this gif so much.
Xenc ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:43:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get a bee!
tim_jam ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you put a link on your full stop? I cant tap it since I'm mobile :(
NanotechNinja ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:12:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was this
TheMellowestyellow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:09:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He did. But i was on mobile and opened it first try
indium7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:53:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/oneup
ashesarise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. This is the best one. It needs to be at the top.
dustarook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The gif makes this post. Well played good sir, well played.
RangerSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that the premise of The Swarm?
crazyeyeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Paul Newlyaman and Robert Redrash?
MaxwellFish ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:17:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you!"
Sincerely, every mobile user. At least it was worth the struggle.
pbreathing ยท 660 points ยท Posted at 11:59:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing: Darth Vader annihilates anyone who provides additional vocals to pop songs.
Worldpeace6969 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:46:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Darth Vader backs his favourite political party
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:27:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The plot remains unchanged.
dmaterialized ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:59:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darth Vader declares war on cardboard, foamcore, and numerous other common framing materials. From this day forth, he decrees that all artwork uses his new proprietary formula, Jedingโข, which is debuted in the sixth film.
GreyFoxNinjaFan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:16:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STAR WARS Episode V: The Empire Strikes Backing
It is a time of austerity for the Empire. With the destruction of the DEATH STAR, Galactic Insurance Inspectors have stepped in to the investigation to declare the claim as invalid due to the inclusion of an undeclared small thermal exhaust port.
As those responsible for the destruction flee before the remaining Imperial forces, The Empire's finance director has struck all backing of future projects - including the plans for an even larger DEATH STAR II - as the facilities department cannot guarantee the Health and Safety of all staff involved.
The Emperor is considering filling for bankruptcy.
pokestar14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would give you gold if I could.
GreyFoxNinjaFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Republic credits will do fine.
qasem01 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:25:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The empire launches a strike on kickstarter
silvernode ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:22:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An evil empire sets out to destroy crowdfunding. A band of rebels crowdfund an alliance to destroy the empire.
Indyfilmfool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The entire movie is Darth Vader trying to parallel park on Coruscant.
WNJohnnyM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sith Lord attempts to find and kill the creator of Autotune before everyone in the galaxy starts sounding like him.
JamStrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if the beatles made a star wars movie I think that would be the plot
JamesPriestley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed at this more than I should have
The_Great_Kal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darrh Vader's investment firm is failing, and must pull the contracts it currently has to save what money he has left.
Harryg42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively: Darth Vader provides his support to a strike movement by storm troopers so that they can get better rights and more pay. Think F.I.S.T. Set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Chaos_Philosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The true tale behind the shadowy union organisation behind the "rebellion" which resulted in the empire strikes. I don't want to spoil it, but some nepotism was involved, a some goods exchanged hands, and all of a sudden, massive coup for the union workers, the manager crossed lines to support them. This is the real story behind the notorious events.
TheWiccanSkeptic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire's latest play is done and it's time to take the set down... starting with the backgrounds.
edwardshinyskin ยท 7703 points ยท Posted at 09:24:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wะพrld War Zing. An apocalyptic tale ะพf a world overrun by crushing one-liners.
Prison_Pete ยท 5427 points ยท Posted at 10:40:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD, JIM DON'T DO IT. HE IS JUST A BOY.
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
TIMMY NO!
adeebchowdhury ยท 1521 points ยท Posted at 10:46:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's amazing is that Jim became Timmy in such a brief period of time.
Tonkarz ยท 850 points ยท Posted at 11:18:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Jim killed Timmy with that Zinger.
[deleted] ยท 1517 points ยท Posted at 13:47:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheScottymo ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 13:54:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I notice in your poems you like to kill Timmy a lot.
hereisatoptip ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 14:00:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In fairness, he's usually asking for it.
LeJoker ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Timmy
Guava_ ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:56:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably illegal
SenorLos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:34:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dead cannot say 'no'.
thecoffeetoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
link090909 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is it statutory rape if necrophilia is involved?
EvilDeathCuddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fact: It's not necrophilia if they were alive when the sex started.
link090909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuckin Oglaf, I love it
ImRhix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:35:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they say: it's only illegal if you get caught
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:40:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like an Aryan woman in a Frankfurt train station.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:44:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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SarcasticGiraffes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:44:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or.... Could it be that the poem is a perfect conclusion to the thread?
Paradox2063 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:54:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well of course it is. All of his poems are perfect.
Just saying, with Timmy's track record, this thread was bound to be a Bad Day for him.
meow_mix8 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:54:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How have you been able to put "Timmy fucking died" in so many of your poems? (Or maybe I should just ask, why?)
workraken ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 14:08:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poems aren't about why, they're about why not.
ElricTheEmperor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:35:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do so many of his poems end in killing Timmy?! Why not marry safe, boring poems if you love them so much?!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:25:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In fact why not invent a special safety poem that can dictate the way outside because you are fired!... Not you sprog, you're doing fine. Yes you! Box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye!
earbox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy stole Sprog's ex.
LeJoker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you'd been my poetry teacher in college.
tinycatsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are a number of short poems where a protagonist named Timmy dies. I think all the ones I've heard are quatrains.
The only one I can think of off the top of my head is:
LordEdapurg ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:07:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe Timmy should just stop going outside. It never ends well.
uReallyShouldTrustMe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Advice Tin Tin should take too
LeavesCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy went inside at an umbrella factory once and that didn't go well either.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:01:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marry me.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:28:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The build up on this was my favorite. Eloquent and flowing and then Timmy fucking died.
farcicaldolphin38 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:47:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should make a book of poems about Timmy. I'd buy that in a heartbeat
SnatchAddict ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:25:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg, he killed Timmy!
PizzaDiavolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... again.
SkytechCEO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:51:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice poem.
GRZZ_PNDA_ICBR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:34:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute....
I love it when you try to sneak by unnoticed
ahuck71 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:06:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the third poem in a row of yours I've seen where Timmy dies. Can't you give the kid a break?
justarandomgeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:50:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, I have to ask - What's a sprog?
sethtaylor7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A child
nosoupforyou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need another timmy!
gojukebox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oakey... Earthy & flavorful... A slight hint of pear.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're on a roll today, Sprog.
dudemanxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kid needs a break
Nicekicksbro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ILY
MSZH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic
King_of_the_Hobos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to know what percentage of your poems end in "so and so fucking died"
dorothy_zbornak_esq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you perfect
Basic_Becky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has Sprog just gone meta ?
JacksMovingFinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would buy the shit out of a poetry book of poems about how Timmy Fucking Died. E. coli, puns.... What's next?!
Zipstream7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing how the same last line can occur two days in a row and in a completely different context
WhyDoTheyAlwaysRun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love your "and ___ fucking died" suite of compositions. How many is that?
owlaround ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does... does this mean I've been retroactively Sprog'd? Does comment stealing work that way? If so, I ain't even mad.
kreptinyos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I wonder how many times sprog has written about Timmy dying.
FixBayonetsLads ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck does she do it
snarkwatney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A round of applause for the brilliant mind behind these poems!
sagewynn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out.
DucksRow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful as always.
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alliteration on point today fam
RepsForMuscles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sure do enjoy killing Timmy don't you? What did Timmy ever do to you?
Your_Window_Peeper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So is Timmy like Kenny in your world of poems?
ImTotallyAGamerGirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i died too
FishinWizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many end in Timmy Fucking Died?
djeggers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rip
Rutherford_Aloacious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does Timmy always fucking die?
jaredjeya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy has fucking died twice in the last two poems, that seems pretty shitty for him.
rawizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last line of your last poem was also:
And Timmy fucking died
serafale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many of your poems now involve Timmy fucking dying it's insane.
5171 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like 50% of your poems end like this. Maybe try to switch it up a little bit?
Prison_Pete ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 11:38:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The classic Zinger.
IAmAcreepycatlady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's dead, Jim.
Prison_Pete ยท 1234 points ยท Posted at 10:47:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy just died. Show some empathy man.
adeebchowdhury ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 10:50:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I look upon emotion with disdain.
Prison_Pete ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 10:51:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So did Jim.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:41:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like a donation for a swimming pool?
Prison_Pete ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:42:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to get out of jail man. All of these damn balloons.
sunhammer420 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:20:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist: Jim is also now dead.
Prison_Pete ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:22:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did the spectator kill Jim? You monster!
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a start, at least.
DBBrennan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:25:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy always fucking dies.
Credit: /u/poem_for_your_sprog
SunBorne187 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's dead Jim.
peacemaker2007 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't just die, he fucking died. Know the difference.
Wiki_pedo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy died.
No.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SagexBR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Timmy. :(
KrapBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think Prison_Pete had something to do with the death of little Timmy.
clowns_will_eat_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who hasn't died in 2016?
harbichidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
EvilDeathCuddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why you don't eat at Chipotle.
Prison_Pete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True that.
theonlyfishonreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:28 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry Prison Pete
Prison_Pete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:33 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man. :-c
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:46:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jim killed Timmy. Jim was the zinger, Timmy the zingee.
canine_canestas ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:30:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's dead, Jim
abbott_costello ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:38:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's amazing is how many people didn't understand Timmy is different from Jim
-Rednal- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think jim was zinging timmy (he's just a boy).
warriorman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no no Timmy was the boy that Jim did it to
Edit: wow that sounds wrong
123run ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A young jokster by the name of Timmy, who was a pupil of mine, betrayed and murdered Jim.
gjh624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Water...not even once
OddJawb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fwaralwar TIMMYYY!!!!
RedditShadowBannedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jim is the dad, Timmy is the son
Galokot ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 11:59:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Timmy fucking died.
Prison_Pete ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:01:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, they killed
KennyTimmy!Galokot ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:05:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those bastards!
Also, forgive me OP for I have sinned. Was too stoked to make a /u/poem_for_your_sprog reference to realize someone beat me to it by 20 minutes.
DBBrennan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:25:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same, except by an hour... :(
Minn-ee-sottaa ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:38:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timmy fucking died.
Prison_Pete ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:40:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
mahoodie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:19:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jim shouts out "AYOOOO" as Tim falls to the ground convulsing with foam in his mouth.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:07:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting, so I just came in my pants."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put me in there, coach, I'll make ya proud!
AppleWedge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:16:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that wasn't a one liner...
HaniiPuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi I'm Tim and this is Jim and we never knew anyone named 'Kim'."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be gilded. But I am poor... :(
NAmember81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad always tried to be a patient man. If I made him angry he'd just count to 10 very slowly and then lift my head out of the water.
Tinfoilpain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read Jim's line in Sean Connery's voice...
BoZzTr4veler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ZING!
TimmyP7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sorry!
lovelycosmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be a meaningful contribution if you were in California
seegabego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BWAAAAAHHHHHH!
TheGodOfPegana ยท 3025 points ยท Posted at 09:44:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need read no further. The winner is here.
TheWatersOfMars ยท 1912 points ยท Posted at 10:31:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War Zing will be fought with sticks and stones.
gerald_bostock ยท 542 points ยท Posted at 11:06:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sticks and stones may break my bones but zings will never hurt me.
thinkonthebrink ยท 607 points ยท Posted at 12:05:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
TheWatersOfMars ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:45:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather was hit by a zing once. They had to hide during the air raids, when wayward limericks and fascist puns were dropped on women and children. Terrible war.
echosixwhiskey ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:30:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the future when they look back at they'll say, "they zinged when they should have zanged"
Ulsterman24 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:57:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And there's your tag line.
12hoyebr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:55:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who would be the leader of the Zing army?
Tycoda81 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:59:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mao Zing of course.
PMmeAnIntimateTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either LordMinion or some Chandlerian elite.
LupinCANsing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tag line.
Pach0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DESTROY THE WORLD DESTROY THE WORLD
ndpugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"World War zing"- starring Jason Statham. Who needs sticks and stones after all.
DamiensLust ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:21:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RonnieReagansGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah right, fatso.
ScarfOfRed ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:24:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(rihanna voice) ๐ถna na na come on, i like it like it๐ถ
Jimponolio ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:52:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:10:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Ole monkey island!
iamanawkward ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:06:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was actually really clever..
TheWatersOfMars ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I do my best.
Averant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guns just aren't as satisfying for shutting up punsters.
TheLonelyScientist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:28:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sticks and stones may break my bones....but words will hurt forever.
PMmeAnIntimateTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sure, I didn't win the physical fight but I got of many scathing remarks that will doubtless leave many emotional scars for years to come."
Pete_the_rawdog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schtick and stones
peppigue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*schticks and moans
PMmeAnIntimateTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will break my groans
psinguine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sticks and stones my break my bones but words will fucking slay me.
DeBookOfRules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sticks and stones my break my bones but damn words can hurt to man
ladysyazwina ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 10:48:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something about this sentence bothers me.
Harperlarp ยท 664 points ยท Posted at 10:55:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't see why. It's a perfectly cromulent sentence.
ladysyazwina ยท 598 points ยท Posted at 11:01:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I thought the way the sentence was put together was very photosynthesis.
DannyVandal ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 11:18:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought so too.
mr_kindface ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, salmon skin roll
Jennebell ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:46:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unagi, a state of total awareness.
aznbeamer ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:53:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think your opinion is moo
TooManyMeds ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:55:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PIVOT!
PIVOT!!
internetandwhatnot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:12:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sentence does seem aladeen now that you mention it.
subliminalbrowser ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:57:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont understand what this means.
ClearlyDense ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:02:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There you go using your oversized aortic pump again
jakesboy2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:15:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I literally watched that episode last night.
Cheesemacher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
El Psy Congroo
Fresno-bob5000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone photoshop joeys head on a baby roo please
nigrojesus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:22:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, quite. Shallow and pedantic, indeed.
surragat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:50:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but he ordered the words with very little deification.
cdnperspective ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:50:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go watch the Simpsons and think about what you've done. Remember, the noblest spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Workaphobia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:04:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is an unbroken chain of people from usenet to slashdot to reddit who look down upon you for not recognizing the simpsons reference. Damn, it should be on the entrance examination for snarky forums and reddit.
PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a misnomer
R7ype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally bicycles.
PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps. I see it as rather shallow and pedantic.
FetusChrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes when I don't know what a word means I'll just masturbate it into a sentence I think fits.
Geta-Ve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mononucleosis.
joelwinsagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/ladysyazwina and I are learning a word a day, and I must say, it is going immensely.
piccini9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:39:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allahu Akbar!
babyrobotman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:16:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I certainly do feel embiggened after reading. Made my day.
rkachowski ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:17:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It certainly embiggens the concept.
spyder9179 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:13:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found it rather shallow and pedantic.
Workaphobia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A noble Simpsons reference embiggens the smallest man.
reverendcat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps you need to embiggen your vocabulary?
HairlessSasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, cromulent. An excellent vocabularical choice that embiggens ones lexicon
Sigfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was rather cogent to me as well.
armin8487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. I read all of the reddits and THIS is what makes me laugh... Kudos to you kind sir/ma'am.
TheGodOfPegana ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 11:09:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Could it be because need is a semi-modal?
Sometimes it behaves like a modal (You needn't mention this), sometimes like a verb (You don't need to mention this).
The semi-modal use is both uncommon and formal in the affirmative form, but is often found when a negative word is in the same clause. For example it would be improbable (I dare not say incorrect) to find : "I need read this book."
TLDR : The "no" in this sentence makes a semi-modal use of "need" possible in the affirmative form.
jubbergun ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:49:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?!?!?!?
AadeeMoien ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:09:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... I don't know anymore!
jigglehiggins ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:37:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*I know don't anymore
Picturerazzi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:02:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
**I know not anymore
Quetzhal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:10:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
***I know not any longer.
Picturerazzi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:31:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know longer know that I know.
stwjester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need not know no more.
kinggeorge619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I needn't know for much longer.
Picturerazzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you need not know more but not knowing is not the answer, you know?
Brandonazz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
****I no know no more.
Zylle ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:23:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything about this comment aroused me.
TheGodOfPegana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed, I am a cunning linguist.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:04:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have a stroke or did I
TheGodOfPegana ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:17:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a stroke alright. A stroke of genius! Zing!
Joghobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need good men like you for the war!
Pit-trout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was this meant to be โโฆit would be improbableโฆโ? Very nice analysis btw.
TheGodOfPegana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Changing it right now. Thanks.
GoddammitCricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me Undies is made from modale (mo-dale? modil?)"
gg4465a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or in the world of George R.R. Martin, "I must needs."
TheGodOfPegana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No need to leave our world! The oddity you are quoting is just English as it was spoken before. You'll find that in Shakespeare for example.
gg4465a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat!
patiperro_v3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I knew English...
TheGodOfPegana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Shall I make that person's linguistic insecurities worse by telling them that English is my third language? No. I am better than that.)
patiperro_v3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's my second language, I thought I had it nailed... guess not... : /
TheGodOfPegana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let yourself be fooled by this single nugget of grammatical knowledge. The rest of my English could very well suck major arse for all you know.
So you speak at least two languages? That's one more than most people in the world!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:35:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Artfunkel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's welcome at mine!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:54:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the frightening motto of highly religious people. It bothers me as well.
bridgewatercurio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe "I need not read further" would read better.
Wiggles114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You needn't be bothered.
J_sock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you even Shakespeare?
peppigue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knead bread no firmer
spinney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's because it makes your brain realize how stupid English pronunciation is. Having two words that rhyme and are of the same length but spelled differently. Your brain reads "Need" as sounding different than "Read" without doing some extra work first, and that extra brain power makes it a bit more annoying.
iamfromouterspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zinnng!
mecrosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't gotta read no more. This the winner here.
Better?
blueshirtdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed
HappyStalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heed you cede and plead you breed the speed of steed, adorn with tweed and mead. Bound like bead atop a reed, she'd knead the seed like the skied of swede and do the deed lest she bleed and breaks thy creed. But feed me not, for we'd be freed by weed.
Or something like that. I dont know man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that better!
Stinyo7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:47:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to do this.. http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36kwdd/add_ing_to_the_end_of_a_movie_title_what_is_the/crf0ik7
TheGodOfPegana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you, though? Are you? wipes single tear away
This now-twice-gilded comment also has twice as many upvotes as the comment in your link. Imitation outperformed creation. That seems to prove Picasso's quote: โGood artists borrow, great artists steal.โ Or did Picasso steal that quote too?
Stinyo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It goes deeper
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:05:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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dukwon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about this one? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wl4gn/add_ing_to_any_movie_title_what_is_the_movie/
Pepston ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:15:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REKT.
NJNeal17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it begs question #2: What song will be played during the trailer?
belabor_the_obvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because it was stolen word for word from the last time this question was asked and it was at the top https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36kwdd/add_ing_to_the_end_of_a_movie_title_what_is_the/crf0ik7
penny_eater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shush, with bombshells like that you're going to cause a cave-in at the karma mine
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheGodOfPegana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, haha. But I kept reading simply to confirm I didn't need to. Just like you never wipe once, you wipe twice to make sure you only needed to wipe once.
pristinepicture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zing!
sugar_free_haribo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping is better
Beedachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scar Facing - The story of the rise of Simba's uncle. A Lion King spinoff.
Iwannayoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how reddit works.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We already have one of the "best askreddit threads of 2016" I believe.
RJB6 ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 10:39:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Niles from The Nanny
birdguy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:08:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Niles from Frasier.
disposable-name ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:26:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favourite line:
Roz is wearing an extremely tight, extremely short, and extremely low-cut sequinned dress.
Roz: "This is terrible!"
Daphne: "Oh, it's not that bad! We could...accessorise it!"
Niles: "What with? A lamp post and a public defender?"
DaBigGuy101 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:13:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pretty much any TV Niles
HandsomeMustachioMan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:58:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The same actor who played Moriarty on the Star Trek: TNG episode "Elementary, Dear Data" ๐ค
PMmeAnIntimateTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about the guy who played Garak? Or Weyoun (who's character is basically BBC Moriarty in space)
HandsomeMustachioMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the biggest DS9 fan tbh.
bookthieph ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:28:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the shit out of this
AJockeysBallsack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:37:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Mathew Perry.
MAX228DOESREDDIT ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 09:34:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my grandpa would be one of the protagonists
CW-NG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:38:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How would he promote himself in an audition?
jim45804 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:43:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAX228DOESREDDIT ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no, got it right the first time
jimbeam958 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zing!
kevbot_33 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 12:34:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie approaches a lone female survivor
Zombie: "Typically, this is where i would maul your face, but it looks like someone has beat me to it. OOoohh!"
Stinyo7 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 12:48:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 months ago. Gonna give /u/owlaround credit? You didn't even rephrase it...
poom3619 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, imagine you got more than 6000 internet karma and 5 months of gold with very little effort.
What do you expect in a world with the like of Steve Jobs?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:46:20 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stupid fuck. Fuck you and fuck your plagiarizing ass.
BobC813 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 12:36:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This question has been asked on reddit before, and this answer was given.
Stinyo7 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:53:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36kwdd/add_ing_to_the_end_of_a_movie_title_what_is_the/crf0ik7
doubletalkinJamf ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:51:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wl4gn/add_ing_to_any_movie_title_what_is_the_movie/corwqcb
RichWPX ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:25:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By the same guy, with a word for word response by someone else. I really wish there were filters for this.
Stinyo7 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:37:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even realize this thread was created by the same guy too!
penny_eater ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:56:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus dude, are you trying to derail the karma train with all those truth bombs?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:32:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Stinyo7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Are you joking? You asked this same question 8 months ago.
Edit: For reference, /u/racistpuffs said he had no idea what I was talking about.
MechaStewart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:24:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, he's really milking my question. Then again, nothing is original anymore. Meh.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wl4gn/add_ing_to_any_movie_title_what_is_the_movie/
๐๏ธ racistpuffs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:56:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I know, /u/Stinyo7 I was being sarcastic
983453 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitchforks?
Stinyo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitchforks
Stinyo7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:40:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, the comment 8 months ago was the combination of two comments from 2 months before that.
Credit: /u/doubletalkinJamf
RichWPX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Stinyo7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:38:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This question was asked by /u/racistpuffs 8 months ago..
ChanceTheDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw fuck it's cyclical
Keundrum ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:35:41 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a dick.
Nazgul_II ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great movie
itsmebiscuits ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:11:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing. Game over folks we have a winner
Stinyo7 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36kwdd/add_ing_to_the_end_of_a_movie_title_what_is_the/crf0ik7
dezeiram ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:28:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Carlos from the magic school bus
TerriblePrompts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically Duke Nukem: The Movie.
PM_ME_A_ONELINER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like my kind of movie.
Imtroll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:39:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternative: Dragon Ball Zing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Frigid_Fridge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Mel Brooks.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:05:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Stinyo7 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:51:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP's a phony.
Harperlarp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:56:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you. I can't top this. I'm out ;)
Stinyo7 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36kwdd/add_ing_to_the_end_of_a_movie_title_what_is_the/crf0ik7
Harperlarp ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:17:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sneaky bastard!
Stinyo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One could even argue evil..
Harperlarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like ingenious. I wouldn't call an act that has no victims evil.
Stinyo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you download a car?
Harperlarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be illegal, not evil. Would you consider jaywalking to be evil?
Stinyo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was making fun of the piracy commercials :)
bogmansaha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! You are my internet hero of the day!
Stinyo7 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:52:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't deserve that level of honor
kekekefear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:46:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was directed by Joss Whedon and called Avengers 2: Quips of Ultron.
Stinyo7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:54:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP could've at least given some credit. I knew I'd seen this before.
Jed_Moseby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:38:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"ahhh! I'm bit!!!'
"hello i'm bit... I'm Greg!"
Edited to actually make sense.
knukx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it would be "Hello bit, I'm Greg". It made less sense after your edit. Also that is not even a zinger.
Jed_Moseby ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just stop trying.
SmoothFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/thread
Stinyo7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:53:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36kwdd/add_ing_to_the_end_of_a_movie_title_what_is_the/crf0ik7
Tentaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I scrolled all the way down. You win.
grandcross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Herb https://youtu.be/XiY2NjiheFw
biznes_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Lord of the Ringsing" the tale of a small-time crook who rises to rule the gangs of the infamous Ringsing High Security Prison and ultimately comes to control the Mafia families in the tristate area. Based on real events.
santivx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know when that World War Zing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, basically, Zombieland.
juusman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bazinga
Pontus_Pilates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if the former Pope is involved.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."
therealjerseytom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would pay money to see this happen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had gold, you would own it all right now.
myhappylittletrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would absolutely watch this
AsskickMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The key to turning the tide was implementing the Hamburg Protocol. Elite units of humorless Germans were sent to train other cultures to combat the zingbies through "not getting it" and "getting it, but feeling this effort to inspire laughter is an inefficient use of time."
lostwriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you only Zing once. A story of mutually assured destruction.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twitter?
pseudopseudonym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's it, game over. Nothing will top that.
Retterkl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablancing - a foreign film about reprinting a house.
pepperonly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Supa Hot Fire
Corn-Doge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he mean jokes by one liners? I really don't get it someone help.
Banzai51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instead of Zombies it is the cast of The Expendables movies?
DarthWarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somehow i think even that would be a better movie than what we got.
Mnawab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God my sides
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG, my jaws are aching!!!!
krankie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so I says to the guy.
Liquor? I hardly know her!
LeJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In this world, Rodney Dangerfield is the world's most notorious terrorist.
doowi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I almost laughed out loud in class.
farcicaldolphin38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The worst apocalypse imaginable
FetusPudding90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zingo!
justletyoursoulglooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious basterding: lt. Aldo raine gets a bunch of women pregnant in Europe during ww2 but abandons all his baby mommas.
Also sorry for adding to the chain, but my "add comment" button on alien blue is broken and I can only add a comment if I reply to someone else.
Horntailflames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More upvote steam the post itself. That's how you know you've won
Thementalrapist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
DrSmirnoffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With Sans as Patient Zero.
goslinlookalike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ama-zing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the best Reddit comments ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the better comments I've ever seen.
Clap Clap, good sir. Clap Clap indeed.
This_1_is_my_Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG the upvotes
lolroflqwerty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Avengers: Age of Ultron?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Kristaps Porzingis
Son_of_Kong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant Monty Python: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U
dermusikman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revolution will be hilarious!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck this website
ukkiepukkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So every Schwarzenegger movie?
likestosauna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialism is bad, I was taught that in public school. Public school is socialism.
Cheeze_It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the fuck out of this.
donald347 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, I came here to to say World War Z-- I'm just about to watch it for the first time (but my joke was going to be lame by comparison.) Weird.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold Schwarzeneggar is king!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... The thread was over right here.
truwarier14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
PMmeAnIntimateTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are the greatest. Thank you for starting this thread
Armenian1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best one by far!
Star-spangled-Banner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. What does zing has to do with one-liners?
Cruxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the /r/anime post: Dragon Ball Zing!
Protahgonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or This
OreosMcMilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:46 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you thought this was original and then
http://imgur.com/efdhtZK
guitarhero23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:47 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a big fat phony!
BronusSwagner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:35 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plagarizing douche.
SquatAngry ยท 1163 points ยท Posted at 10:52:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving - Ryan Gosling puts a go pro in his car and goes to the shops.
-eDgAR- ยท 2021 points ยท Posted at 11:15:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing - The sequel starring Paul Walker I'mSorry
TheOtherMatt ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 12:16:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the enda of his carrera
Cunt_Bucket_ ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 12:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
ThePoliteAlchemist ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 12:43:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know you fucked up when even /u/Cunt_Bucket_ calls you out...
Elephantom11 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:53:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's my caring
aaronkaiser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:59:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why we can't have nice things.
Batmansappendix ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:38:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Paul walker is dea-- oh fuck
bathroomstalin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:38:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you cry at Ryan Dunn's funeral, too?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:24:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
too soon
volsom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:44:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not soon enough
ldn6 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:47:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Caitlyn Jenner.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:37:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Savage
heart_in_your_hands ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit!
moogiethedoogie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I literally sadly said "ooooohhhh" when I read that.
Rather_Unfortunate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
ggg730 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:37:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were right to do it.
PunkandCannonballer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
MiNiMaLHaDeZz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
FreeNachos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit I'm 10 hours late. Well played.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Booo
SDGrave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be sorry.
Second_Hand_Suit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would've upvoted /u/ThePoliteAlchemist if only they didn't say they were sorry, such a shame :(
ThePoliteAlchemist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really sorry for disappointing you. ):
Please take this upvote as a token of my sincerest apologies.
deadfission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking SAVAGE.
barnardine ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:30:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To get cereal, I hope.
weavedawg74 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Ryan Gosling lost the title to his precious car, and now has 3 months to pay for it to get it back...through the power of golf.
SquatAngry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His only guide on golf being this video game. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/c/c1/Leecar.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100717031946
PvtPain66k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beaten by a mere 10 hours! :)
42Sanford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ryan Goslinging*
Happyrobcafe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Driving - with the exact same premise as Drive.
BaldDapperDanMan ยท 1032 points ยท Posted at 09:49:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Truman Showing, about a guy who broadcasts his dick to the world on Chatroulette
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:55:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it would be about essentially the same thing as The Truman Show, but it focuses on the people watching (at a showing of Truman's life) rather than on Truman himself.
idislikeapple ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:18:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this!
lftovrporkshoulder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's based on true stories.
XavierScorpionIkari ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's to say that the unrated version of that movie doesn't have it.
erikwoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit I posted this minutes ago. Same title, different description. A movie about the funeral of Harry S. Truman.
volsom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this should be so much higher
RonnieReagansGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Typical Friday night for me
yardaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The infamous story of Capote's gruesome open-casket funeral.
AfterInfinity9 ยท 720 points ยท Posted at 10:16:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everesting
A bunch of people who go to sleep forever.
Edit: Alternatively, a story about a woman named Eve taking a nap.
ChefOlson ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:49:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well technically the movie wouldn't change at all with the addition..
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:18:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just footage of a bloke on a bike riding up and down the same hill for the cumulative climb of 8,848m
Geminii27 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:51:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comedy set at a funeral home.
Tinfoilpain ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:48:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wake up mommy... Please wake up!"
laugh track plays
I_CanAnswerThat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:43:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everesting" is actually a fitness activity. It consists of choosing a hill and doing repeats of it (ascending and descending) on bike or foot to equal the vertical relief of Mt. Everest.
AfterInfinity9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:46:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow I had no idea. Thats pretty cool
OliveGreen87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eerily accurate documentary about what happens if you rest while climbing...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoting the second one
EoT_FoF_YL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A couple people did go to sleep forever in that movie. ;(
foleybhoy ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 12:10:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking
3 hours of Nicholas Cage sitting on a rocking chair in front of a log fire.
fuckallthatshit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:40:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch 3 hours of Nick Cage sitting in a fire.
thatkidcalhoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too
foleybhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he's such a great actor, so emotive.
BlackBulletIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's high praise.
angepants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too
[deleted] ยท 1530 points ยท Posted at 10:07:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Despicable Meing, starring a bitter Chinese woman and a sweatshop for tiny yellow people.
5xum ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:07:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I take it Supersize Meing is the sequel?
Dankestmemelord ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First I thought this was racist. Then I realized it wasn't. Now I'm not sure.
Protahgonist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:48:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Chinese they call the minions "little yellow people." True story. ( ๅฐ้ปไบบ xiao huang ren)
JAR12346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. You're not alone.
[deleted] ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 12:29:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
gubenlo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if Minions are the depiction of Asian child slaves in Despicable Me's art style?
Raiquo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I'm choosing to believe.
And I whole heartedly support anyone whoever decides to spread this like the plague.
^(Maybe then it would stop being plastered all over facebook)
eldowns ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:42:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
under-rated
nakattack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could also be a tagline for Scarface.
WarsWorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds better than the original
Lost_and_Profound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aka other Chinese people?
Protahgonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ๅฐ้ปไบบ
mioraka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so perfect.
i_may_be_fake ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo, more tiny Chinese people, right?
[deleted] ยท 389 points ยท Posted at 11:09:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting
A story of monsters with spray bottles
NimbleWalrus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:32:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A movie for cats?
javaman83 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:42:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be a story set in Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn setting.
Bodegus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here for this, was not disappointed
Khazok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively the story of Breeze, Spook, or Ham as they fight the Final Empire in their own small ways
Canarls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sick reference bro
TastyBrainMeats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm seeing something like Killer Klowns from Outer Space here.
psinguine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And what is this?"
"Please..."
"Is this... Is this Monster Spray?"
"It's just water!"
"You spray us with water?! And you call me the monster? Tell you what. Let's say I had a bottle of highly corrosive acid."
"Oh God Please!"
"And I just point."
"PLEASE!"
"AND I SAY 'HUMANS AREN'T REAL'."
"PLEEEEAAASE!"
"And I just... squeeze."
NuQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You heard the thunder in the produce section, but nothing could prepare you for... THE MISTING"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh I forgot that some produce section make thunder noises before the mist
NuQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we'll never forgive you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's way better than the one I had about driving over foggy roads in Maine.
jetpacksforall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*atomizers
TheButchman101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would make less sense than the original title.
annoyingone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moisturize Me!
LS6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZcAwa8u3UM
Tinyrobotzlazerbeamz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The victim is cats everywhere!
helpful_hank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If we don't act fast, all the cats in the United States will be mildly annoyed..."
[deleted] ยท 747 points ยท Posted at 10:19:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering is now about making pottery crafts instead of shaving.
[deleted] ยท 637 points ยท Posted at 12:22:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Harry Potter was about shaving.
buford419 ยท 242 points ยท Posted at 13:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was Hairy Potter
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:04:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was a gay porn spoof
buford419 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was Hairy Poofter
captainWobblez ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that was Whorrey Potter.
buford419 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:08:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, now I've got that in my history.
where_is_the_cheese ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:28:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please. Like that's the worst thing in there.
JamesPriestley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mentioned in Filthy Frank's "Porn Title Rap"
robopilgrim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He can't be shaving much if he's still hairy.
buford419 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "Hairy" refers to his preference.
potato_ships ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a barber, Harry
NinjaRobotPilot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took him 5 books to learn Sectum Sempra, the cutting spell, so he could clean that adolescent scruff up.
thejadefalcon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, Diffindo is a second year Charms spell and Harry ended up using it in Goblet of Fire.
Raiquo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then he really had no excuse, did he.
intensely_human ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean the whole story is basically beards vs no-beards.
DevilmouseUK ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:05:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or about an old man pottering around in his shed fixing not necessarily broken garden tools.
fnord_happy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people always potter about in sheds
smokeout3000 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:11:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerers stoning:
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:01:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philosopher's stoning sounds better.
kingofeggsandwiches ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:22:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There story of Harry, a UN observer in the middle east who witnesses the public humiliation and execution of a leading progressive Islamic intellectual.
LadyMethaneCuddles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:45:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to say this haha
the-spruce-moose_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:05:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit got dark quickly.
ultimatetrekkie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit got dank quickly
zcbtjwj ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:13:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry wonders around, fairly content with his lot in life but not doing anything in particular
A40 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering 2: Harry Puttering
Harry cleans up his pottery crafts. And arranges them. Over and over...
ka-splam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:06:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Poettering - bringing systemd to Hogwarts.
3dank5maymay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:29:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What youโre referring to as Hogwarts is, in fact, Hogsmeade/Hogwarts, or as Iโve recently taken to calling it, Hogsmeade plus Hogwarts. Hogwarts is not a boarding school system unto itself, but rather another magic component of a fully functioning boarding school made useful by the Hogsmeade village, Shrieking Shack and Whomping Willow comprising a full boarding school as defined by the Ministry of Magic. Many pupils attend a modified version of the Hogsmeade village every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hogsmeade which is widely used today is often called โHogwartsโ, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hogsmeade village, developed by the Hogsmeade Project. There really is a Hogwarts, and these people are attending it, but it is just a part of the boarding school they attend. Hogwarts is the school: the location in the system that allocates the schools resources to the other pupils that attend it. The school is an essential part of a school system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete boarding school system. Hogwarts is normally used in combination with the Hogsmeade village: the whole system is basically Hogsmeade with Hogwarts added, or Hogsmeade/Hogwarts. All the so-called โHogwartsโ pupils are really pupils of Hogsmeade/Hogwarts.
Dany_HH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a potter Harry...oh wait.
somebunnny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw your misshapen ashtray at him now! NOW HARRY!
Fleckeri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering: Harry has the whole day off and spends it wandering around the house entertaining himself with little distractions for four hours.
harpoutlian ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 15:57:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factoring - Story about a young boy using algebra to divide a giant cookie evenly among 6 friends.
Gergich_was_here ยท 683 points ยท Posted at 09:31:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Deadpooling: A coming of age story about dead people who travel to the afterlife together.
Edit: It's a comedy (see: The Martian).
Eulerich ยท 317 points ยท Posted at 09:54:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Skullpoopling?
TerraPlays ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:06:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm
So
Meta
Even
This
Acronym
Eulerich ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:08:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xkcd
yellowshirtcc ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:54:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed.
sisisspore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a movie called Skullpoopl?
Macbrantis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be new here.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SkullTurtling.
RinguDingu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:20:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a horror thriller about inviting the wrong Co-worker in your car for a trip to hell.
BodyMassageMachineGo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:31:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds a bit like Wristcutters: A Love Story
s0974748 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:32:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the plot of "Wristcutters"
towo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:16:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, Grim Fandango, then.
iamz3ro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a horror movie about how 5 teens (who look 25) set out in an adventure that goes horribly wrong.
blackminded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the plot of Cocoon 2.
Toogoodtotroll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or dead people playing pool
SadPenguin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the Japanese movie Afterlife.
samfi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or finnish A Charming Mass Suicide
modembutterfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Zombie Carpool.
whelks_chance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like carpooling, but with more awkward conversation.
gangwaii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds really fun and cute
crazyeyeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They put HOV lanes in for a reason, you know. Heaven is still getting vapors from the first oil crisis!
Kann0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that a documentary about Michael Barrymore..
Diclonius_Angel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would go see this....
CesarSamuel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just add some major historical figures in with a random Joe.
FujiwaraTofu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called Hearts and Souls: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107091/plotsummary
DoctorNotorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was about a zombie pool party?
Gergich_was_here ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like backyard pool or billiards pool? I think I could go for both.
Currybone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling- there is a shortage of hearse drivers!
spaceman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is basically the plot of Wristcutters
Psikko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Putting a corpse in the passenger seat to use the carpool lane.
[deleted] ยท 730 points ยท Posted at 09:41:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing: American cars have to watch out for national history crossing the road.
el_horsto ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 11:35:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xing is also a career oriented social network (in Germany), like LinkedIn.
But I can't think of anything to do with that information.
harblstuff ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:50:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a German student at the University of Heidelberg as he tries to find work, because no one will hire or care about someone who studied American History and nothing else.
xprime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I studied German history at my American university, why wouldn't some German uni offer the reverse?
coolwool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well.. depends on how detailed American History is covered. This could be a 6 month course or maybe even take 3 years if you really draw out the subject matter ;)
But honestly, what would the occupation be of someone who studied American history only?
harblstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the entire point of my post, /u/xprime completely missed that.
Edit: Before someone replies and says there are jobs such as lecturing, teaching etc. This individual wouldn't need a professional social media page ร la LinkedIn in Germany, as that's for a more general requirement than something as specific as those fields, in such a specific field of study in one specific geo-location.
Explaining humour ruins the joke. Thanks /u/xprime.
xprime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome?
harblstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd still do you, so long as we won the six Nations, you cunt <3
xprime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:53 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now is where I look totally confused and wonder if you've gone off your meds.
harblstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:46 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Welcome to rugby 2014, Ireland is God
And seconds, because we're so fucking A, that I will stick my dick in your face and out of it again before you even knew what dick in face even was, dick in face peon.
This is the cuntus maximus of Ireland
Eeeuughh I just ejaculated three and a half litres of spooge
Anyway, if you have any questions, just drop by /r/rugbyunion. I just rocked on home from a weird night out that should not have happened... Schools rugby > American College Football etc
Castleknock fock yah loike
Edit: even imbyldings I was on mesds :DDd
Edit2:
Don't judge me, /u/xprime, judge /r/rugbyunion
It's all their fault that our sport is so God damn fucking enjoyable. American 6 Nations, second best 6 Nations of my life (see sub for details, second best details, unless you feel like proving me wrong)
harblstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You penis
DerSpini ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has to be a documentary, revisiting especially important and/or incredibly spectacular job hires throughout the recent american history I guess.
Like signing The Situation as a roaster for Trump
MagicJohnsonPSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the moment you decide to not write your comment...
FiftiethAccount ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:58:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin James plays the disgraced cop ordered to direct traffic outside of the Natural History Museum, until someone tries to steal the world's only complete dodo skeleton and he's the first on the scene!
BadSmash4 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:38:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: American History Xing Guard
galactic_punt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a really interesting history film that shows the intersecting lives of historical figures of America.
yeahright17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see it as some alternate universe where China took over the US after WW1 or something.
DemonCipher13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love both the comment and the original.
stemsandseeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about vintage locomotive enthusiasts following the path of the original transcontinental railroad in steam engines.
Cendruex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively: American history as told by the Chinese, or American history is the Chinese had gotten here first
Geta-Ve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to imagine that this is an alternative history movie where emperor Xing has commanded America after winning the war.
Woymalep_Yay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm thought it was going to be about thing great American Xing Dynasty
benmuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went to America, I was so confused at all the (what I could only assume were) Chinese signs saying Ped Xing
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ped Xing: ancient Chinese emperor or random stylized silhouette?
The answer may shock you.
or not
More at 9 EST
Chandleabra ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 12:11:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E. Ting.
Seen "Thinner"?
Like that but in reverse.
DeadKateAlley ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ETing phone Dominos.
ArmaCSAT ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:36:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah clever! "eating". Took me a minute...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!
ThrowawayusGenerica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He gets saved by gypsies?
fingered_by_freddie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/thread
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A skinny guy gets really fat then kills a gypsee with his,car?
Chandleabra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Except he miraculously cures the gypsy who was previously lying dead in the road by running her over with his magic car.
ki11bunny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:24:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or a movie based in the 90's about an upcoming drug known as E.
the_hokey_pokey ยท 364 points ยท Posted at 10:14:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiskey Tango Foxtroting.
It's basically Dirty Dancing, before Baby showed up. Just a bunch of old ladies getting drunk and hitting on the dance teacher. But in the war torn Middle East.
LemoneFresh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's going to be a touching story of M2K learning how to foxtrot while drunk.
godless-life ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 10:38:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - Making of a Nephew.
Now XXX rated.
Sax45 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:33:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the real story of Jesus's conception.
jangeest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James bonding, another xxx classic
Albino_Smurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that's been made
oogeej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there was that short bit in the bathroom at the beginning of the first movie.
Interest- ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 10:55:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Rocking - A rogue military force is bested by the power of rock music.
Edit: Watership Downing: An intense, gorey drama about a sinking ship that definitely isn't the Titanic.
smonkweed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:02:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watership Downing should be about a big flood that consumes the world, told from the perspective of the British PM, whose home also doubles as a boat
Firoaren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'The Rocking - The transformation of Dwayne the Rock Johnson into a large grey boulder'
greenmachine64 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 10:11:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The grudging. About a really reluctant horror movie monster.
rileyrulesu ยท 272 points ยท Posted at 12:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
A 2 hour movie where Ryan Gosling drives in real time to his parents house. Sometimes the radio is on, sometimes there's some traffic. In an exciting twist, he has to stop for a bathroom break and thinks "well, if I'm here I might as well get some McDonalds" but the exit is in a poor part of town and it's clear the McDonalds made his big mac like 2 days ago and just kept it, so it's even worse than usual. In the exciting conclusion, it starts raining, and everyone starts going 40 MPH which makes him take longer.
SloppyBitchTittiez ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:52:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you like that you'll love Birdemic.
NotCarlos ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:13:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is basically Locke
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea but Locke was fucking brilliant. But really...I could watch Tom Hardy paint a wall white.
SirDerick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Locking.
Tom Hardy locks himself out of his car calls his insurance company to send a locksmith.
Barabbas- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:27:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually the plot to Drive.
Dogfish90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:11:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
40 mph in the rain? I'd be glad to have that where I live. I'm lucky if it's over 20.
Weis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad I read this low in the thread
wraithscelus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually like this idea for a movie. Filmed single camera and one continuous shot. It could be really good.
AthleticsSharts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll love Brown Bunny then. Vincet Gallo does basically this, with a few more blowjobs.
wraithscelus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Averaging 5/10. Is it actually worth the watch?
AthleticsSharts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so. Others disagree (my brother for one). I thought it was dull and self-important. To each thier own.
wraithscelus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I'll skip it. Life's too short to spend on pointless movies. God knows I've done that plenty of times.
nmgyrl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As Ryan Gosling would say, "Put me in the car."
AthleticsSharts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Replace McDonnalds with a couple of blowjobs from Chlรถe Sevigny and you have Vincet Gallo's Brown Bunny.
Brave_little_anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would watch this
[deleted] ยท 316 points ยท Posted at 09:24:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Epithemus ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 10:18:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating -now a porno
basicallyalcohol ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 11:03:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fisting - still a porno
ebeattie96 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:40:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Impacting - yup, porno
DerSpini ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning - classic (hard core) porno?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:50:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touching - When nine year old autistic savant Jake Bohm realises he has a fetish for high places, a kidnapped girl, and being put in a medically induced coma
To the agent and or detective reviewing this: go watch Touch, you'll get it eventually
MJGSimple ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:27:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping -now a porno
Johnputer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was already one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It already was.
chambalhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like "Depp" Throating.
zerosqueezed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or...the not so entertaining sequal to twister. It's about a windy fall day and how people had to put on that light jacket for the weekend. The twist comes when starbucks/dunkin donuts has a shortage of coffee due to the unexpected demand.
Ollyvyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A story of an immigrant landscaper finding his way in a new land.
Evi7Qu33n ยท 468 points ยท Posted at 10:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiki's Delivery Servicing - rated NC-17
dragon-storyteller ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:28:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very much, yes! Yes! YES!
bigfinnrider ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:44:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winding. In a distant future a young girl maintains a lot of old-fashioned watches.
blackminded ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:54:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be deeply surprised if this wasn't already a thing. I'm not Googling it and you can't make me.
DaSaw ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:20:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, it's just a Miyazaki film... a Disney film, in America.
Or do you mean the other thing? I just checked. Doesn't exist, so far as I can tell.
blackminded ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:39:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I meant the other thing. I should have been more specifically perverted.
boywar3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:51:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
colonel_raleigh ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:38:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking risks for the team.
BioBen9250 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spirited Awaying
Ummm... uh....
tinycatsays ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:28:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spirited Aweighing could be about a ghost ship.
KitsuneAMB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There already is a ghost ship (of sorts) in that movie, so this is accurate!
Bladex454 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howl's Moving, Castling.
A movie in which a man in a steampunk moving fortress dicks people over with lesser know chess strategies and flees the scene.
reignsbiggestfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
EoT_FoF_YL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kinky's delivery servicing
MyNewLifeExperiment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Anime was a mistake'
Satans__Secretary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet somebody already made it.
saltesc ยท 697 points ยท Posted at 12:33:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding
There's a lot of punch lines.
AsthmaticMechanic ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:32:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd get a kick out of it.
aussiethedog ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:05:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You deserve more upvote's.
MoovingNoob911 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:25:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ye's he doe's
marcodj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
underrated comment
jclin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am ashamed I can only give one upvote.... This joke within a joke just inceptioned me.
SignMyRainbows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there with the whole punch lines thing.
dcostalis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And kick lines.
dontnormally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
very good sir you did well
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a kick outta this one
CCNENCIOVICI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punch lines! Punchlines!
dethfalcin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HNNNNG.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:22 on February 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My life is now complete.
Jushak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That punch line about punch lines hurt.
sunglasses619 ยท 368 points ยท Posted at 10:34:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minding -- A babysitter secretly looks after children without leaving a trace that she was there
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:37:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well time to be going. Think we should get a babysitter for our children?"
"Nah. They always seem to be perfectly fine when we get back."
Shitty parents.
PMmeAnIntimateTruth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This babysitter must be related to Santa.
lonesome_god ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could be a sequel to A beautiful minding.
NiceyChappe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:20:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, a babysitter who is perfectly good at her job but cannot help herself from cleaning the house at the same time, which drives the families nuts as they feel like she doesn't approve of their hygiene. In truth she's just a bit OCD and doesn't mind at all.
A modern tale of difference and acceptance, and the importance of communicating properly. And the willingness of a wife to assume her husband is sleeping with the babysitter when everything keeps being cleaned.
Greasedupmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I wasn't poor I'd guild you.
Zzyyxx2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see this comment so often, I'm beginning to think that reddit might just be the worlds largest online community of people who find $4 expensive.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea..it's 4 dollars. What the fuck guys. And even if it's too expensive, don't mention that you'd guild them. That's just annoying.
Gamablaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it annoying? To me, that's basically the sharing your appreciation for it, without having to spend the money to gild them.
Plus, if you're like me, 4 dollars is expensive, because you need to make sure that you're not 4 dollars short on the next thing you have to pay for, which is a real issue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be easier to just say, wow I really enjoyed that thank you! I appreciate what you said! Anything other than, oh I'd buy you this present if I could...but I can't. Ok cool dude.
Gamablaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To me, it doesn't matter which you say, they both say the same thing. To some, it might even show more appreciation, considering that they're basically saying "That content is so good, I would spend money for it if I could."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that logic is pretty good...I will not argue further. I see your point. I am now conflicted.
saltesc ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 12:45:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing
A Chinese man cursed with a first name he can't pronounce properly.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:47:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAW-CUM!!
focusinstone ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:52:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you mean a Caucasian man cursed with a last name he can't pronounce
saltesc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist!
noreasterner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:49:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shiningi Ng"
A 16-hour epic sequel where Malcolm Xing finally reunites with his long-lost, stuttering cousin
ArmaCSAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crossing train tracks ends in a bloody result for little Malcolm in this parents horror story!
explosivcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking brilliant
ClearingFlags ยท 403 points ยท Posted at 10:28:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source Coding - A documentary about Gabe Newell and Valve's success
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:02:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source 2 Coding: A documentary about Gabe Newell and Valve making Dota 2 unplayable.
MightyButtonMasher ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:10:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source 3 Coding: A science fiction movie about
a scientist that kidnaps Gabe Newell from the past so he can makeHalf Life 3.nightwindelf ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source 3 Coding would never actually be released. We'd hear about stars rumored to be in the film, see a trailer once or twice, and everyone would get really excited for a movie that's never going to be made.
rbwl1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
after a long a ridiculous wait, We get Source 2 Chapter 2: also known as League of Legends replay system
Peru goes up in flames
Butters_Thats_Me ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:19:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is one of the best ones
Lothandar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect 5/7 movie
Arcaire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a forty-five minute section of bars and tone, showing no other video or audio. At the end, the character playing Newell says "well, it seems like our customer support team is going well."
Tilrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made my day
scousechris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worst Trilogy Ever.
TheWiffler ยท 3374 points ยท Posted at 10:40:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious. Vin Diesel is hungry and not happy about it
[deleted] ยท 470 points ยท Posted at 11:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing its about him heading to a McDonald's drive through but is stuck in traffic
VoidOmatic ยท 1167 points ยท Posted at 12:27:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter pounder at a time..."
bistroburrito ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for $2.95, f****t!" (This is an actual quote from Fast and the Furious)
DiscipleOfDrone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:59:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the tuna here.
FerociousGiraffe ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:29:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here.
y0su ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:16:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one made me lose it!
iKorAX ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Europe, the headline is gonna say "one royale with cheese at a time."
_Mimizuku ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:25:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nope, they are called quarter pounders here. (Netherlands)
Rylet_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:28:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
^ see Pulp Fiction :)
KonigSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The OP should've said France then
_Mimizuku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i know its from pulp fiction, same conversation they are having about the beer in mcdonalds.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Buzzkillington, folks
rocky8u ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the Netherlands or in France? Have you ever been to a McDonald's in France?
Lizzie7493 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're called cheeseburgers here (Portugal), it's so much simpler!
conenubi701 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're young.
calsosta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:51:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There needs to be special recognition for comments that are higher than their parent comments.
BillNotABong ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You win in my book.
armin8487 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like a David Hasselhoff joint.
ebimbib ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a criminally underappreciated comment.
candinos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an SNL sketch.
InternetProtocol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:19:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the bun, and replace the onion rings you fried!
Etrx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:27:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never had me! You never had your burger!
ItWillBeHisLastOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the tuna here
InternetProtocol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a value meal at a time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in his muscle car nonetheless.
datingafter40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While constantly downshifting.
disposable-name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"COME ON! THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST IN EIGHT MINUTES!!!"
raunchyfartbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
nssone ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:16:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"It doesn't matter if it's a fry or a meal: eating... is eating."
Also,
"I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. For those 10 bites, I'm free."
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:42:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You almost ate me? You never ate me! You never ate your burger!
craicagusceol ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:49:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's just really angry that it's Ramadan
Rasmus_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:11:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed my ass off at this one haha
calimia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:39:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Hangry
onemanandhishat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:25:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Top Gear Story"
mightycoolboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vin Diesel is a Muslim extremist in the holy month of Ramadan.
dwrywit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vin Deisel is hangry
heisyounghewillwalk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it could be a movie about Gandhi during the Indian Freedom Struggle when he went on his hunger strike
Mitchs_Frog_Smacky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious: The true story about Jesus and his 40 day rampage out of hunger.
kindofexmuslim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious. The real reason behind the rise of ISIS.
LostCursor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not you when you're hungry... SNICKERS!! sorry I'm not sorry
humanHamster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need to get to the grocery store..."
Dramatic Pause
"Hot pockets are 3 for $5.00."
PerfectlyJerky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a Jewish man on Yom Kippur.
Starring: Vin Diesel as Rabbi Torretostein
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the first movie I could think that would be funny. I'm glad you're pulling the karma in I was too late for
jetpacksforall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breaks OP's rule but fuck it it's hilarious.
romeo_papa_mike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vin Diesel is hangry
aklesevhsoj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious: Hangry and Dangerous
taco_the_town ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought they just added Gandhi to the cast.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary linking Ramadan's fasting and jihadist behaviours.
M00glemuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a flim that would come out of Mormon cinema since they have a fast Sunday the first Sunday of every month.
kmbradix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as fisting and was very scared....
WhatDaFlip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can imagine the song playing when Vin sees a delicious looking burger or pizza. "it's been a long day with you, my friend"
0tikurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now a porno.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting & Furious II: Hangry
brutallyhonestharvey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting 5: Still hungry.
bathroomstalin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:30:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ISIS celebrates Ramadan
Thraundil ยท 394 points ยท Posted at 10:36:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning...
gerald_bostock ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:33:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GERTY!
bullsaint ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:52:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am just happy to have found another person who has seen this amazing movie. Plus, Kevin Spacey is one of my favorite actors, and him as a smiley-faced robot was epic.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite movies (the one without -ing of course).
It's one of the most underrated movies, yet praised by a small amount of people who've watched it and understood it; right beside Watchmen.
bullsaint ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has a good plot, great great great acting (I mean it's one guy on screen for the whole movie outside his videoconferencing with home etc) and solid plot twist with an incredibly satisfying ending. All in all, solid movie.
flightless_mouse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Yes! So glad to find others who love this movie too, and the way it depicts the horror and loneliness of space.
Fun and timely fact: The director, Duncan Jones, is David Bowie's son.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Jones
EDIT: Maybe that is not a "fun fact" so much as an interesting fact, in light of things.
drj87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:51:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of flashing your butt at random people
Saw this movie and thought it was very underrated
Hellspark08 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sam Bell sends rude video messages to people from the moon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sam Bell and Sam Bell prove that they're clones with an "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" exchange.
The creepy fanfiction is pretty obvious from there.
lila_liechtenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tagline: "In the amazing sequel to Duncan Jones' masterpiece, Sam Rockwell gets a bit daft..."
Folkene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - A movie based on that Discovery channel program about moonshine
A-IAH-HDE-CDF0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supercoping The Man of Steel can deal with any problem, but can he accept the loss of his first son? Nicholas Cage stars in this heartbreaking story about loss and coping.
albertomoonasi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:30 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sam Rockwell plays all the parts
TheMadmanAndre ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 10:39:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - A movie about an irate housewife trying to cancel her cell phone.
oldestswingerintown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or her Comcast account...
Unlifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killing Bill - Sequel, same housewife loses her mind tying to cancel her phone and kills her husband.
fuegmeow ยท 578 points ยท Posted at 11:55:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star WarSing: The Musical.
vvntn ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 13:27:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: The contest just got real.
Speak_Of_The_Devil ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find your lack of eyelids disturbing..
fourleggedhippo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:21:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At last! I've been waiting for a John Williams musical for like forever!
seaandtea ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:49:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want this so much.
I see a Busby Berkeley Number done with light sabers. A love song between Han and Leia. Flight of the Falcon - the Millennium Falcon.
The comedy song - with C3P0, BB8 and R2D2. (Although it sounds a bit too techno for most Musical loving audiences.) The Chewbacca Rock. Tap dancing Storm Troopers, of course! X-wings doing some soft shoe. The Rebellion versus the Empire Number - featuring some Capoeira and Parkour style mash up but all done incredibly well. The Rey Solo...segway into her doing some artistic pole dancing on her staff.
OK, I'll stop now.
redditmortis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is insane and I want to see it.
CaptainObviousSpeaks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:53:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The phantom menacing: discrete guy annoys people.
IBreakCellPhones ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:08:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's really a space opera.
Wyssmeister ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Van Helsinging. A vampire rock opera.
TerdVader ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:53:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staaaaar Waaaars, 'talkin bout Staaaaar Waaaaars
jaggoffsmirnoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ถI'm gonna be a Jedi tonight
cavehobbit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride of the Valkyries, in spaaaaaaaace
Agent1108 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Staring Wars- a constant battle of Stares while using the Force. "Luke, I am your Father" "Haha, you blinked"
DarfWork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A new Hoping ... I'm not even gonna point it... The Empire strike backing ??? The Return of the Jedying : lost religion is once again relevant ?
Eruanno ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:53:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakeninging.
...oh. Wait.
jfb1337 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be The Force Awakensing
Eruanno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait. You're right, I'm dumb :P
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil's RejectSing
God does showtunes
shawshaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be higher up
theotherkeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, Star WarSing is celebrities honoring WWII vets with songs of the 1940s, including Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani and Shakira performing "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"
pdsvwf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like the Holiday Special?
ORANGESAREBETTERTHAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christmas-themed.
Baelwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that the Christmas special?
immigrant_punk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on the fence about wether this would be amazing, or absolutely terrible to watch.
The_Thylacine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be confused with Star WarSingh, the Bollywood version.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then it would be a real space opera.
EvilorDivine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ft. Neil Patrick Harris as Luke Skywalker
-gh0stRush- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakening - Kylo Ren has missed his alarm is about to be late for school. Leia bursts into his room and beats him until he gets up.
jfb1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that's why he turned to the dark side?
Cypcom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe "Starring Wars"? The story of 2 roommates in Hollywood competing for the lead role in a World War II movie?
noticeablyzoid ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, Staring wars, a series of celebrities compete for cameos.
Zapsie ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 11:55:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need For Speeding - A ninety-minute traffic stop where a man takes an incredibly long time to justify driving 90mph to an impaitent police officer.
estomagordo ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 12:00:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commandoing. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Colon. Matrix, a retired elite soldier who seeks revenge for his murdered fellow marines, whilst never wearing underpants.
RonnieReagansGhost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:08:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Blow off some steam, Bennet."
SquaredUp2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:21:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hate to be that guy
(Who the fuck am I kidding I love to be that guy)but it's let, not blow.RonnieReagansGhost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:38:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are right. I was thinking it was let off some steam but was too lazy to Google it. My commando references are lacking
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cut him some slack will you? He was dead tired.
Halo2isbetter ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 09:39:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Osmosis Jonesing, micro-organisms searching for cigarettes.
LosGrak ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:59:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about the effects of drugs on the human body
Gwthrowaway80 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"cigarettes"
creathir ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 12:02:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping
A young man learns to deal with the deactivation of his families long time robotic butler, his one and only true friend in this world.
zcbtjwj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:18:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world's first sentient android learns of her origins and comes to terms with it.
Staring that actress with one facial expression.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aubrey Plaza?
flamingcanine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:45:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it.
Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A protagonist tests the world's first prosthetic anti-depression implant and finds it has some unexpected side-effects...
jetpacksforall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am now sad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saddest dad joke
chriswasmyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An updated version of Arthur.
Desperoth ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:57:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking
Steve marting jerks himself off for 94 minutes...
grumpydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I need is this dick.
All I need is this dick, and this lube.
All I need is this dick, this lube and this paddle ball game.
All I need is this dick, this lube, this paddle ball game and this pegging DVD.
Statman9 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:41:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing
A young chef sets out to develop the perfect Thanksgiving recipe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing
techniforus ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 10:22:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The kidding -- the classic 1921 black and white silent movie about pranks.
sciencegey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:31:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why, it is nothing but in jest, my fellow man!"
gerald_bostock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just imagining a black and white silent version of that Latvian prank parody video.
shadowchicken85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could be a hilarious movie.
IDFWSoup ยท 1737 points ยท Posted at 09:42:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sorcerer's Stoning.
A wizard that likes to get high.
[deleted] ยท 1638 points ยท Posted at 09:52:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Cheesusaur ยท 248 points ยท Posted at 10:14:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one more.
HappyBot9000 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:18:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like it could be weirdly really good.
lemonysnick123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oscar-worthy.
Batrachot0xin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:53:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See "The Philosopher's Stoning" waaaaaaaaay up yonder ^
Daerdemandt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top-level comment is waay down, so there's a chance that /u/AndriusG and /u/Sin_Ceras didn't even read this one and just got the same idea, rather than reposted.
Anyway, good for them.
Batrachot0xin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's what I figured happened. Not everyone CTRL+Fs.
wildcard5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:56:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or an illusionist in a
muslim countrySaudi Arabia.Rosenkrantz_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This happened last year. This street magic guy got stoned to death, presumably because someone misheard "Is this your card" by "Allhu Akbar"
gerald_bostock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, a documentary?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mean sharia law or muslim-majority? Because I can confirm stoning is not a thing in Turkey or Oman...
sniperhippo ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 10:53:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then there's the Goblet of Firing, a tale about a magical goblet/bong hybrid.
Pit-trout ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 11:51:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Donald Trumpโs fancy cup.
ThereGoesMySanity ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:42:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's the one where Hogwarts is cutting costs, so they draw lots to see which teacher gets fired.
Stal77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:46:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It ejects pink slips.
BuzzedBeelzebub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goblet of Firing (Up)
garyomario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a movie about the termination procedures of a company that involves putting potentially fired people's names into a large cup.
HeresJerzei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corporate downsizing in the wizard world.
"Yer jobless now, 'Arry."
farfromunique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking "a magical cup that let's people know their services are no longer needed"
farfromunique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking "a magical cup that let's people know their services are no longer needed"
J4k0b42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An indecisive head of HR feeds names into an ancient magical goblet to decide who to lay off.
CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 521 points ยท Posted at 10:32:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philosopher's Stone, you heathen.
Interest- ยท 398 points ยท Posted at 11:02:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Philosopher's Stoning: That one time Socrates and his buddies got really really high.
KRZman ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:25:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With an alternative ending where they go to the middle east
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:15:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
1forthethumb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... everyday for philosophers?
MusikLehrer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:05:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah bro Hemlock will fuck your ass up
goshy900 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OR alternatively, that one time Socrates and his buddies pissed off a bunch of muslims.
_ralph_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch this!
asianfatboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to believe Philosophers of old were high all the time.
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the Stoning: Those were the days.
TheIronwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One time?
gerald_bostock ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 11:15:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Philosopher's Stoning: One philosopher preaches radical ideas and gets put to death.
Awesomeali1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, we're still talking about Socrates?
BowtieMaster ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:45:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't get stoned though.
CarpeCervesa ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:03:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's BASED on a true story.
Tibbsy152 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well he did say Jehovah....
callouscoroner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is basically the story of Socrates, except he drank hemlock instead of being stoned.
littlebrwnrobot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:44:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never knew why they changed the American version to "sorcerer's stone". That's not even a thing. The philosopher's stone is a piece of pre existing folklore. Did they think Americans wouldn't get it or something?
lordolxinator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:58:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it was generally thought Americans wouldn't understand as easily as "sorcerer's stone". The majority that did know what Philosophers were, were expected to be confused as to what a professional in philosophical thought would have to do with magic. Sorcerer's stone is much more obvious, and the alliteration doesn't hurt either. I remember because of a BBC interview with JK Rowling back when she had released the Philosophers stone, she was asked why the American version had a different title.
Moostronus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:07:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philosopher's Stoning: my university.
gerald_bostock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philosophers Stoned.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's different here in America
left-ball-sack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Did they dub over it in the movie or something or do the characters still say Philosopher's to the confusion of everyone watching?
Edit: recorded the scenes twice. How weird
Banshee90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did they shoot every scene where they say sorcerer's stone twice for American vs British/commonwealth audience?
CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine yes, as it's definitely referred to as the philosopher's stone in the ROW release.
IDFWSoup ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 10:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0241527/TIL
abtgonsalves ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 10:39:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what it was called in America because they thought that "philosopher's" would confuse people
_____Matt_____ ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 10:54:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publishers are idiots. Because of course all us European children are philosophising from the age of two. I'd be so insulted if I was American.
TinyFoxFairyGirl ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 11:05:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not. My american friend thought rabbits laid eggs untill last week
He's 25
help
TheGamerTribune ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:18:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there's an obvious piece of social confusion there thanks to Easter.
whelks_chance ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:25:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is in 'dogs are male and cats are female' territory of thinking. Are you sure they're not 5 years old?
TinyFoxFairyGirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure
robhol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. They didn't get it. :>:>:>:>*ยฐ
MajoraXIII ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:41:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Philosopher%27s_Stone_(film)
What's your point?
Edit: linked book instead of film.
traugdor ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said movie title, not book title. Calm down.
CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:53:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie is called philosophers Stone.
traugdor ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:01:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm....not according to IMDB
CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:02:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only called that in North America, like the book.
wulfychick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only called that in the US. Canada has the original British title, thank you very much.
CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do apologise.
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 13:43:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:52:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The release of the film is philosopers stone outside North America, like the book.
Dude4001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do y'all even pronounce that, "puhilosoppers"?
Also Trump for PREZIDANT
fnord_happy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you say "only" the British release of the books. I think you mean everything except the American version of the books. Also let's not forget that's the original book.
jakielim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:52:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goblet of Firing
Dumbledore feels the necessity of layoff and decides to pick random names from a cup.
GaProgMan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:51:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the story of magicians in biblical times.
LiteralMangina ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:38:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chamber of Secretings, the story of one ghostly girl's life stuck in the u-bend, dealing with hundreds of students bodily fluids
Ordering of the Phoenix, Harry discovers that his McChicken isn't made from chicken
Timmmmel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:53:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So.. Electric Wizard?
frederli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the story of when Hermoine cheats on Ron.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get high on that broom harry
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A tale of middle eastern justice
CaptainObviousSpeaks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goblet of firing.
A boss gets his kicks by firing people with a note in a fancy glass but everything goes wrong when his name ends up in the goblet.
Est92Female ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The old school villagers stoned the witch
DarthTauri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had a list of all the titles that i had changed at one point to be weed-centric... Lets see if i can remember them all.
Harry Pot-Head and The Sorcerers Bong
Harry Pot-Head and The Chamber of Keif
Harry Pot-Head and The Prisoner of Dabskaban (This ones new, forgot what I originally had)
Harry Pot-Head and The Goblet of Kush
Harry Pot-Head and The Order of The Hookah
Harry Pot-Head and The Deathly Steamroller
Zygonsbzygons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it could be set in 1690s New England and deal with Harry trying to escape the Witch Trials.
kelsey0403 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A movie about Hufflepuffs.
Roeratt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goblet of Firing. Starring Donald Trump as Dumbledore.
somewhat_fairer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goblet of Firing. Everyone's name is put into a cup and whoever gets pulled gets fired.
The Ordering of the Phoenix. Fawkes is hungry and orders food from the Three Broomsticks, but the bill is huge and dumbledore is sick of it
I can't think of anything for the others
dellett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a pro wrestler who dresses up like a wizard whose next match is against Stone Cold Steve Austin
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
GrumblesFTW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:18:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically Gandalf in his off time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want to put your wand WHERE?!?!
joshua_fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong. The Sorcerer's Stoning is an actual account of the wizard trials of 1428 in Edinburgh. We lost 14 good wizards that day- was going to be 13 if it wasn't that that would be taboo.
RealityCh3k ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:40:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Philosophers you uncultured swine
shaunbarclay ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PHILOSHOPHERS
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:02:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World war 2 in coloring - the children's coloring book of world war 2, now including bonus pages such as "the battle of the bulge" "Auschwitz" and the unforgettable "landing of Normandy".
whatevs665 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your red crayons ready.
Rio_Walker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:11:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Battle of the bluge" sounds like an attempt to hide a boner in a church.
getshwifty29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves praise, well done
Sevaloc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was about kindergarten children who get reeeally angry because too many of them have to share too few crayons.
Kyddeath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonus connect the dots pages showing where all the pieces of Johny's head went after the sniper shot him
shinsukato ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 09:33:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lion Kinging. Lions playing checkers.
humanHamster ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:20:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I just can't wait to be kinged!"
Super_Swag_Hacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scar and Mufasa are playing chess using various wildebeest and hyena pieces. So far, Scar has proven victorious to the point he had repeatedly checked Mufasa's king.
SCAR: Long live the king.
Mufasa is in checkmate; Scar wins.
Wait a shit-eating moment, the original comment says
Oh... seriously though, the movie would work so much better with them playing chess than checkers. It would feel a bit more epic.
Or, it could work with checkers too:
Scar and Mufasa are playing
chesscheckers using various wildebeest and hyena pieces. So far, Scar has proven victorious to the point hehad repeatedly checked Mufasa's kinghas taken all but one of Mufasa's pieces out, which happens to have been kinged.SCAR: Long live the king.
Mufasa has been defeated; Scar wins.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lions playing chess.
TooShiftyForYou ยท 842 points ยท Posted at 09:22:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hook, no longer a movie for children...
[deleted] ยท 651 points ยท Posted at 11:42:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's a powerful sports drama about a guy who wants to become more useful in scrums, even though he was born without feet.
[deleted] ยท 297 points ยท Posted at 11:54:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always upvote extremely obscure rugby references, props to you good man!
Beothel17 ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 12:07:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. Props.
kelseysaurus ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They really locked in a good pun with that comment, didn't they?
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:28:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These puns are just outside center in the US but I still get it.
spear_chest ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:43:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My flanks hurt after all of these puns
neegromancer ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:45:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fullback
LordNucleus ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:06:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please try better...
Towns99 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:32:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careful mate, he'll dropkick you
spear_chest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:36:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've taken all the low hanging fruit, now we're resorting to the second row of puns
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose a karma conversion is due about now?
LordNucleus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you guys have all stepped over the line by now and are starting to drop the ball.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:05:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Props to the protagonist too! Either side of him, ideally.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:24:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey now, keep it down in the back row.
LoveTheBriefcase ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:07:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd fly half way around the world just to thank you for slipping that in
NegativePenguin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:12:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Props ... เฒ _เฒ
Daz_on_Reddit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:43:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If puns were graded that one would get a pass.
Osiris371 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really locked down the start of that pun thread.
the_last_fartbender ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:46:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cuts fly in half
can't think of a suitable joke ending
DevilmouseUK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:07:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just flank his comment with another rugby reference?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated comment right here
AudioSly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hah, props for the hooker.
PipBoy808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not props, hookers.
DogPawsCanType ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Props....well played sir.
wide_will_guest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"extremely obscure"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyeee
Cipherwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lock it up, let's not turn this into a pun chain.
xdressed2killx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only sport that goes both ways for 80 minutes with two hookers.
PipBoy808 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:37:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Keith Wood. So-called because of his prosthetic peg legs.
20CharactersJustIsnt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it would be about a hockey player who spends way too much time in the penalty box.
TIWIH777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because lack of mobility doesn't mean lack of agility. A true story of agile development in the corporate world.
Anandya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean the origin story of Oscar pistorios
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking hockey.
TooShiftyForYou ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:43:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a rugby reference? Because we don't understand that in America.
aarondoyle ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:06:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lucky there's other nationalities on Reddit then.
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American here. Rugby's the shit, man.
TooShiftyForYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No exposure to it, don't understand. It's like cricket, if someone explained it to me while watching a match i would probably enjoy it.
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Understandable. I had never known anything about it until I joined my high school team, immediately fell in love with it. I'd recommend looking up some basic rules of it and finding a match to watch sometime, I'd prefer watching a rugby match over a football game any day. But then again that's just me, I don't know what you'd like haha
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:00:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a documentary on the men who wear number 2 on a rugby team.
Ubiki ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking: the Danil Ishutin Story.
Chandleabra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instead a movie about someone who is the best at dealing with fast, short-pitched bowling aimed at the body.
Mitch_Mitcherson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Paning:
A movie critically mocked for lack of spell check, this comedic tale of a man named Peter who moves to California to pan for gold: in 2005. He's missed the rush, but not the punchline, as Zack Galifianakis blunders his way through San Francisco in this family comedy.
Overcriticalengineer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a two minute short of a minor penalty. The sequel would be five minutes.
Nitro_R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A film about Rafael Nadal's running forehand passing shots.
NLPEI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's a movie for grandmother's who made rugs.
wildlybriefeagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So not a movie about crochet?
IntelWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, documentaries about women who work in rug factories are pretty boring and don't appeal to kids.
whohw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's about lost girls!
DarkJargon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still about children... เฒ _เฒ
LewisMCYoutube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - A movie which you can never stop watching
ReasonablyBadass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ROOFI-IES! ROOFI-IES!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pretty violent hockey drama so I could see why
nacmar ยท 280 points ยท Posted at 12:00:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's Peeking: Dante is very naughty.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 13:33:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, Dante's Peaking: While tripping balls on mushrooms, Dante is convinced the floor is lava!
disposable-name ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:30:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he's realised his best days are now behind him.
Sodord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He hasn't even begun to peak.
Cast_Away_Bob ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:10:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or about the daily struggles of an Italian-owned Chinese restaurant
k7jx6kq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's Peaking: his golden years
Jonny_Logan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a drama about an Italian man who goes against his fathers wishes of joining the family business, and opens his own Chinese restaurant.
Think Billy Elliot but with cooking
Fontaine42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's peaking. Basically clerks but dantes a coke addict
Grammor___Natsee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It works so well because Dante's could also be a contraction for "Dante is"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's still got Pierce Brosnan in it, I'm game.
allute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's Peaking: A tale of a former convenience store clerk who comes to the realization that he's 46, unwed, and hasn't managed to invest any money while working minimum wage jobs. With the help of his co-worker and a couple of crazy porch-monkeys, Jay and Silent Bob, Dante goes on an epic adventure to bring meaning to his life before his inevitable descent into poverty.
Cypcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be Dante's Peaking... Dante is still naughty ;)
LordAwesomest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante had a pet duck, until they went for walk through Chinatown.
EyeDewDoYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On LSD๐ฌ
fearingmonday ยท 465 points ยท Posted at 12:02:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Cranking. Just Jason Statham jacking off for two hours. About as bearable as the original.
Edit: TIL: I'm apparently the only person who didn't like Crank.
Skizot_Bizot ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 14:05:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Crank was fun!
Of course watching Statham jack off for two hours could be fun too... point made I suppose.
spideyjiri ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shut your whore mouth, Crank and Crank 2 are fucking fantastic!
DrInsano ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:26:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
_exobot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:04:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially Crank 2
Renwuad ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:46:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would definately be keeping his heart rate up.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch the hell out of this.
Cypcom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find him attractive, and love his accent so maybe this would be quite the guilty pleasure for me :D
Ninja edit: no I don't think he's a very good actor.
hde128 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:03:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean fucking awesome?
Pernic10us ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two hours?! I'm sure the sequel would have to be Chafing.
monsterflake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking 2, The Double Tug
DLRjr94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speak for yourself. Jason Statham is quite hot!
PM_ME_A_or_B_CUPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just can't be beat
apoostasia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first one wasn't the worst movie I'd ever seen. Even watchable again, maybe, I dunno it's been years.
But the atrocity that bounded forth from its stupid plot and bad writing that was the second one can just go to hell.
skonen_blades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I liked Crank
TheSaint7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have you know, I found Crank a truly one of a kind cinema masterpiece
WienerCircle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is clearly the prequel to Kangaroo Jacking, if he plays an Australian.
coolwool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, you are not alone :)
ebowron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:22 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would definitely watch Jason Statham jerk off for two hours, so...
Milinkalap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually sounds better.
totemdeath ยท 821 points ยท Posted at 09:49:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman vs Supermaning....Payton gets traded to Gotham City
ConfirmsAnything ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 12:31:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I photoshopped a poster for your movie idea.
ShadowStealer7 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:43:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nowhere is safe
ilovelsdsowhat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:41:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly how I pictured batman would look! Nice work
spideyjiri ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:59:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen that picture a thousand times, where is it from?
What's the joke?
Toth201 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:26:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Peyton Manning, a famous American Football quarterback. The joke is that it's a funny picture of one of the best players to ever play the game. It's sort of the rickroll of /r/nfl and other american football associated subreddits.
spideyjiri ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow, I always thought that it's a bank robber or a terrorist...
Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:40:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing he's ever stolen is our hearts <3
The only people he's ever terrorized have been Defensive Coordinators.
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's some backstory on why this got as big as it did
The_Sultan_of_Swing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:49 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherfucker. The resolution on that is a little too good.
Warbuck1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:07:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*peyton dude come onnnn
DTR4iN91 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:34:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say The Amazing Spider Manning.
whiskeytango55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:12:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His Kryptonite is age
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:31:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless he takes enough HGH
jp_mclovin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age GH?
I'm leaving now.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:00:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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nice_flutin_ralphie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:28:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
batmaning v supermanning the showdown of the century Eli v Peyton in Gotham City. Starring Tom Brady as their arch nemesis deflating
PhrasingMother ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But they already have Eli, oh wait, you said Super. Ok. continue.
krispykremedonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why Peyton? Why not give Archie a chance?
pocketchange2247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where him and Hines Ward start a team of old players that get their second wind
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After being bitten by a radioactive Payton Manning, one man must go to Gotham to stop the bat vigilante.
Lothandar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruce Wayne tries a new sex move on Selena Kyle...
Ldgonzalez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about Peyton?
Ghosted19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His brother already plays football in Gotham.
revesvans ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 12:03:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping. A grumpy old man tries to one-up his neighbours.
bevbh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Robert DeNiro
FlarpyBlundergufff ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 09:27:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead snowing.
It's now about zombies falling from the sky every winter.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:18:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bullsaint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I rode that zombie craze during its prime, now it is just embarassing to see how far it has gone and how low it indeed went.
Bond4141 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At this point, it's all satire. Look at iZombie or Z Nation for examples.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds far better than the original. I never thought a movie with nazi-zombies could disappoint me, yet it did...
Lowbacca1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I thought it fell short of expectations
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually sounds awesome.
uranus_be_cold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about Dead Zoning: The tale of an inner city cemetary that the city wants to relocate.
FifiIsBored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gives a whole new meaning to 'let it snow'
jdmercredi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a world, where nobody washes their hair...
LosGritchos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A whistleblower get killed by the NSA.
SoberHungry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually... I want that as a movie.
Each winter the planets align for a weather phenomenon unlike anything else.
Zombies
From Space
Winter
Apocalypse
Malakai_Abyss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or zombies in Russian winter?
bluesox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:43:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Auschwitz
Nar0bin ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:01:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inking
Mike & Sully get matching tatoos
[deleted] ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 12:47:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming. People way too into their game so they don't have time to eat, trying their hardest to survive on their last pack of doritos
MakkaraOnReddit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:21:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably based on a true story.
jakielim ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:03:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Imitation Gaming - Podcast where a bunch of guys play games on Chinese ripoff consoles and review them
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:34:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo, like Ashens but with more people?
RangerSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I was just thinking that.
Creamcups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or 11 year old YouTube gamers who try to be like Pewdiepie.
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch that as a YouTube series
attorneyatlol ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:22:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is Spinal Taping - instructional video on surgical supplies.
t0wser ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 12:25:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping - one toddlers struggle with the cut and thrust world of preschool.
ArthurAlexander24 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:18:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining
It's a period piece.
Skydragon222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This deserved more upvotes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like a week chaos that comes to terrorize us once a month
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:10:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hobbiting.
No one is safe when a peaceful town is terrorized by small men with big hairy feet.
SwordOfJustice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or... The Hobbiting: directed by M Night Shyamalan.
sepehrack ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:30:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Euro Tripping - How the economic stability of Europe was destroyed by officials on acid.
h-jay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, a documentary, then? :/
h-h-c ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 12:03:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling. A ragtag group of kids with hearts of gold set out with mittens and rosy cheeks to spread Christmas cheer. May or may not include lesbian undertones.
TempAccNo1 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 12:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: One man alone in the crazy world of fitness, in search of sick gains and the true meaning of being totally swole, bro.
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 12:31:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby Dicking.
RiskVSreward ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:40:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A camera crew follows DJ superstar Moby on his world tour, interviewing hedonistic groupies and filming Moby's insatiable sex drive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The singer or the whale?
Cast_Away_Bob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:12:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously the singer. The whale was a rather nice fellow
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[Gone Wild]
It's a movie about Moby's sexual fetish for boats.
Jed_Moseby ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 10:43:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of piing.
looking at my connection whilst playing cs, and blaming it on my shitty ping!
ChunkyLaFunga ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:53:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The never-ending battle with incontinence.
Johnny-Skitzo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:20:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say it's about a man who spends his life throwing pies in people's face.
Xenc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:44:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
an_undesirable ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
64 TICK
Fabgrrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping - Little yellow duck on the Yangtzee River looking for his boat, which has a tiger on it.
tweeex ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing: a man walks really, really far away.
(I'm sorry)
chriswasmyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
boooooo
JoanneKerlot ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 12:02:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering.
Harry just doing some gardening and cleaning.
NiceyChappe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or even just trying to do some tidying up and painting the fence, but damnit if it's not all Dementors and the Hogwart crew dragging him into adventures. "Look, Hermione, it's not that I don't want to come to your party but I've had a ridiculous day and you're throwing it in the Ministry, and that never goes well for me!
GreyFoxNinjaFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering and the Procrastinators stoned.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry has a pot addiction.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the entire movie would be about that gardening class with the mandragora roots?
theonejuancarlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Karl Pilkington's favourite
TheButchman101 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:47:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no movie called Harry Potter.
SingularMimms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought the same thing when someone suggested "James Bonding"
[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 10:46:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning
Peyton Manning quits football to become a baseball legend
thedarklord187 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:42:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or batman.
AlexStar6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or Batmanuel
G-manP ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:12:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chasing Amy Ing - A young Chinese girl can't seem to get away from her past as a sex slave.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 09:44:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning: Almost the exact same movie, except that they now use the technology to make grammar nazis commit suicide
1Down ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:00:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie bothers me so much because it caused the word "inception" to take the place of "recursion" for much of the population. I love the movie but that replacement of recursion just makes me so angry. And they didn't even mean for it to happen.
SnarkLobster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A group of writers smoking weed, eating cold pizza and riffing off each other trying to write a movie.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am convinced that this is how a lot of movies get made
SnarkLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But once you get your idea worked out you must then bookend it in a romance "to sell tickets to women".
zeroz802 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would imagine that it would be the prequel. Where Cobb incept's his wife's mind.
Chexmax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning The sequel where they reveal that you, the audience, never saw inception, you just dreamt you did.
machstem ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 15:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winnie the Poohing: Winnie hurries home after eating at Taco Bell for the first (and last) time.
cpt_america27 ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 10:03:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing A man let's a phone ring for 3 hours.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:54:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 for the extended versions
sheilathetank ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:13:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's about my roommate?
CIearMind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:11:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - A woman calls people on the phone 7 days before killing them
Kukuluops ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:13:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - The Fellowship of the Call Center
arbiterxero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:04:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man's suffering with Tinnitus...
Thousandtree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ringing - A group of heroes sets out for Mount Doom on a quest to destroy Sauron's one dinner bell to rule them all.
Andy0132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:30 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - The owner of the largest phone company in Middle Earth, Sauron Gothaur, must come to terms with the fact that his beloved company is being destroyed by short people with hairy feet.
Andy0132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:35 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - The owner of the largest phone company in Middle Earth, Sauron Gothaur, must come to terms with the fact that his beloved company is being destroyed by short people with hairy feet.
TheButchman101 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except it's Lord of the Rings. With an "s". And that's just the series, there's no movie just called Lord of the Rings.
Logofascinated ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:54:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverley Hills Coping
Just managing to survive among the rich and famous.
bigdoghogfrog ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 09:55:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring - being the mod of a popular website and changing people's avatar to something terrible.
TheMellowestyellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie never happened.
topCyder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it did, it had blue people and stuff. I wish there was one about the last airbender though.
moustachometer ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:09:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A band of jolly convicts take a day trip from prison.
annoyingone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hic142 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:17:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming - A compilation of Ender's most amazing kills in Call of Duty.
TrippleP ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 11:42:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fisting
Johnny Kovak joins the Teamsters trade-union in a local chapter in the 1930s and works his way up in the organization. As he climbs higher and higher with his fists, his methods become more ruthless and finally senator Madison starts a campaign to find the truth about the alleged connections with the fist and ass.
miasmic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:50:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quality movie description, this made me laugh a lot more than it should have done
Fisting_is_caring ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
Exosere ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 10:26:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsman: The secret servicing
An elite group of mechanics go around the world fixing cars without you knowing
wanderingalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sounds more like an elite escort service
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:27:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo & Stitching: A young girl from Hawaii is forced to work in a sweat shop.
Kjell_Aronsen ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:06:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking. Still a gay movie, but in a different way.
screenfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ewwwww.
although that does make sense.
Chaos_Philosopher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking love you!
bracksbracks ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:48:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - a boy with a lisp can fly
self_pithy ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 13:11:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the Stoning. An adventure in Saudi Arabia goes badly wrong.
Veenacz ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary moving.
Story about moving to a new place. That alone can be quite scary.
Ozyman_Dias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... Inside Out?
dedwards20 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:27:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting: it takes place in that abandoned house and the Blair witch is giving a PowerPoint presentation on how many college kids she's gonna fuck over during the next month
Aramasaramas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PowerPoint presentation ๐ I fucking love this
fernandopox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Or it can be about the witch projecting her inner problems and psychological issues by venting and bitching!
Space4Rent ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 10:11:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dark Knighting" - Royal family thrown into chaos as Her Majesty accidentally decapitates our caped crusader due to an unfortunately timed power cut.
"Snatching" - Comedy/Thriller - "he fuckin' 'ates pikeys".
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:38:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dark Knighting" - Royal family thrown into chaos when Her Majesty accidentally knights a black man.
_justlivingit ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 12:27:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man.
A short film chronicling the daily life of a stay at home dad
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:52:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Iron Manning: A very bad day for Peyton (he gets burnt)
ArmaCSAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of home alone when Marv gets the iron to his face.
Theminingdwarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
dsds548 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He makes himself a suit to play sports with.
belabor_the_obvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was funnier the first time https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wl4gn/add_ing_to_any_movie_title_what_is_the_movie/corxwgo
Brave_little_anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning
Same story just Payton Manning
shredditator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - Chelsea Manning escaped.
Gr3gard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manning iron. Ww2, band of brothers-esque
firemarth ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:48:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
Martial arts master has a very...interesting...technique for taking out his enemies. Still rated PG-13.
Derechapede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy crap. He punched a hole in that guy's anus. I wouldn't want to be that guy"
leschmic ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:02:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing. Pretty much the same movie.
MirRelevant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing - "It's Called Kerning!"
AEIOU_occasionallyY ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:03:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey I Blew Up The Kid-ing: Dad makes a bad joke and then nothing really happens for the rest of the movie.
dreadington ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:31:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - an elaborate prank call scheme
WaitLetMeGetaBeer ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:28:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon dynamiting - france's greatest leader leads an explosive land war in Asia after discovering the power of a stick of TNT. The ending will blow your mind.
1silkyjohnson1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:14:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is fun OP :)
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:28:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and furious - a movie about a bunch of hungry Muslims during Ramadan
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 12:12:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring? An introductory instruction video for Nihilists and punk teenagers.
kneeonbelly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen like four different versions of this one already and they're all hilarious.
Dirty_Bird_RDS ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:21:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro have a scintillating discussion about crime while warming up last night's left-overs
SpaceCow4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:58:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I imagined it more as the two of them playing a couple of bickering furnace repairmen.
Vincent Hanna: "So you never wanted a regular type life?"
Neil McCauley: "What the fuck is that? Barbeques and ballgames?"
Vincent Hanna: "โฆYeah."
Neil McCauley: "I mean that'sโฆ that's what we got. What the fuck else do you think I do when I'm not working?"
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:22:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging
It's about unattractive, middle aged couples (usually) having exhibitionistic sex in/ on their cars near the reservior.
OR if you're scottish it's about having an unpermitted day off school and hanging out at the reservior.
JayPatterson ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:27:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harbouring - a story based on the illigal pearl trade.
SneakyBadAss ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:31:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Screaming
Old people yell at young kids running over his yard or document about teen pop star fans.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:00:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning. Winter is coming for Jennifer Lawrence.
WebofThorns ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter is coming IN Jennifer Lawrence.
ParaVirtual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty saw we got the trailer for this in...hmm, what was it called. The Happening, I think. Yes. That must be it.
[deleted] ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 09:22:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
("Who's Ing and why is he shiny?")
[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 11:17:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ing was the Anglo-Saxon name for Yngvi, as used in the Old English rune poem. It was probably another name for Freyr, a Germanic fertility god. He's associated with the shining sun, and has a servant called Skirnir (the shining one).
I hope this clears everything up.
sniffo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:39:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Common names in Iceland except for Skรญrnir, though it is still used.
Koog330 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:31:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ing is also the name of the antagonizing creatures in Metroid Prime 2.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they shiny?
Koog330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah kind of!
HaniiPuppy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:25:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that's true, that's weirdly convenient.
ArthurRambo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was origionally supposed to be The Shining Ingot but they ran out of scrabble tiles
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this :)
ArmaCSAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ing: a legendary Pokรฉmon who uses light based attacks to blind and decimate his/her enemies. The 30th legendary! Exclusive to Nintendo 4DS XLi 3 systems!
markthegreat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ing has also been known to dance quite seductively in Dirty Dancinging
ViciousNakedMoleRat ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 09:45:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding
A mystery thriller about the death of Warren G. Harding, the 29th president of the US.
Male_strom ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: Nancy's Revenge
daveor ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 10:19:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wall-eing - I'm seeing robots and parkour
OpTOMetrist1 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 09:46:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empire strikes backing. The emperor has had just about enough of the backing singers drowning him out and he completely loses his shit at them.
virtulis ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 11:24:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a political drama about the failure to secure financing for the Death Star.
Mellend96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:55:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would actually love to see a parody of this in the vein of "This is Spinal Tap". I feel like that would be so good honestly.
princekamoro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He even tried petitioning the president to build one.
GreyFoxNinjaFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STAR WARS Episode V: The Empire Strikes Backing It is a time of austerity for the Empire. With the destruction of the DEATH STAR, Galactic Insurance Inspectors have stepped in to the investigation to declare the claim as invalid due to the inclusion of an undeclared small thermal exhaust port. As those responsible for the destruction flee before the remaining Imperial forces, The Empire's finance director has struck all backing of future projects - including the plans for an even larger DEATH STAR II - as the facilities department cannot guarantee the Health and Safety of all staff involved. Meanwhile The Emperor is considering filling for bankruptcy.
DJWLJR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An documentary about the Rebellion's secret efforts to support organizing efforts inside the Death Star.
bigdoghogfrog ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 10:01:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - People willingly drive their boats into objects to sink them.
jakielim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:46:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a documentary on a stupid trend of teenagers taking selfies of themselves drowning.
luke_in_the_sky ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:32:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or TitanIcing - Cake Boss with mythological deities
jaydubs95 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:26:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A football team frosts cakes
xc68030 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:38:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A history of one of Jupiter's moons and how it got to be so cold.
hyperintelligentboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Greek gods become bakers and must learn to use their giant hands to frost minicupcakes
KypDurron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about the people who put frosting on extra-large cakes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I thought about Icing Titans
kneeonbelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing and the Cyclops-Flavored Cake
JSwim115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or people putting the Tennessee Titans on cakes as decorations
Illuminatus42 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 11:00:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - Use your imagination.
Cast_Away_Bob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Japanese porn?
biscuitwise ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:09:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely a documentary about the therapeutic effects of creating hand rimmed bathroom sinks for ex convicts and their pacific reintegration into society.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 10:45:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Silencing of the Lambs is about the government taking all steps necessary to keep the whistleblowers quiet.
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:03:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the documents in the shredder or else it gets the hose again...
callouscoroner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be amazing. I would watch that.
LiteralMangina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Silencing of the Lambs, a documentary about Passover rituals
LiteralMangina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Silencing of the Lambs, a documentary about Passover rituals
-eDgAR- ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:00:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Juicing - Tupac and Omar Epps start a smoothie business in the hood.
blackminded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:56:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be a touching story about the effects of gentrification. I love it.
Clittlesaurus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:17:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking. Just A guy on reddit.
Pjoernrachzarck ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:45:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this thread so much.
qervem ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brother Bearing
Two brothers explore their sexuality by visiting a gay bar filled with men of the larger variety
Rated R
Vassikaan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:40:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing.
Following the supporters of a lengthy Stormtrooper union walkout.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant
Guygan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:02:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars.
Middle schoolers try to make the other kid blink.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:28:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Totes_working_rn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rated PG?
YouWannaSomeWang ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 11:47:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, Where's My Caring?" - The tale of a man who has given up on life and the ones he once loved.
irideondragons ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The search for the fucks he once had.
enotonom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:07:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, what does my tattoo say?" "Chester, you've never had a tattoo. They keep lying to you so they don't have to hire you"
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:13:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Buttoning - One man's struggle to button his shirt correctly.
skiskate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, beat me to it :P
MalteseFalcon15 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling The tale of Volkswagen
Andromeda321 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:36:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interstellaring. Another fantasy epic, sorta like LOTR but this one about the Interstella Ring.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:46:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man secretly has two girlfriends, both named Stella. He tries to decide which one to propose to.
inlovewithinsanity ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:43:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magic Mike XXL-ing. A horrible psychological drama about a washed-up stripper who never got his second chance, gets gradually more fat as his dreams of being a gloriously worshiped stripper seem to slip further away with each pound he gains.
project_valient ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:53:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crafting
A movie about outcast high school girls who bond over after school activities involving knitting and crochet.
Green-Brown-N-Tan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the ending- a documentary about how the conclusions of michael bay films are imagined, practiced, filmed and edited.
zomb13clown ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:17:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Manning. Peyton Manning takes a performance-enhancing drug and gains the proportionate strength of a spider.
Cast_Away_Bob ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:51:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterding - A group of randy US soldiers bangin' and bailing their way across Europe.
revdon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:11:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars, Episode 1: The Phantom Menacing
George Lucas stares directly into the camera while pointing and laughing at the audience who thought he was even trying to engage them.
panda546 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:36:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning - one quarterbacks struggle to prove himself and break out from the shadow of his brother.
kevinmweber ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:37:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood and Boning, the story of a girl who just didn't care what time of the month it was
yinyin123 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:39:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hunger gaming
A bunch of nerds, while on a 32-hour WOW streak, run out of snacks.
Xenomech ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:42:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - "Life in Singapore is about to change for one adolescent scofflaw..."
jem102 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sword and the Stoning
Not every Disney movie gets a happy ending.
kidsucker ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 09:35:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramparting: Either parting with a beloved sheep, disassembling RAM, or dealing with shitty PR.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we please just talk about Ramparting?
wheresmyadventure ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:03:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sixth Sensing - feeling up anything in multiples of 6.
Xeccution ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing. The tale of a retarded bird travelling across the countryside
WebofThorns ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:30:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawking Down. Alternate universe Black Stephen Hawking struggles with the onset of his disease.
NutmegPluto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively about a hawk with a drinking problem
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:06:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect: a movie about a young little leaguer who learns how to pitch.
newshoeforyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'd rather watch that.
ANUSTART942 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:20:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Coping.
Movie-goers cope with what they have just seen after watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.
Cohdee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to do this. You win. This time...
TitanGodKing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:01:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
A tale of the queen cutting off someone's head during the knighting process due to a blackout.
Helpmefindsomething ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:21:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - it is now about Central Heating mechanics that go in people's homes and install or fixes central heating systems. They decide that they don't earn enough and plan on robbing The White House by trying to remotely disable the Heating, as literally sweating the president out of his house. This closes part 1 of the movie.
shawnhollenbach ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:28:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring It Awning: A local sign maker brings cheer and throws shade over a town's competing small businesses store fronts.
earlybirdchampion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:51:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A New Hoping: Very space. Much wow
AranaDiscoteca_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:53:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You, Manning. The struggle of a man that has to sell all of his Colts merchandise in order to follow the love of his life.
Hobb3s ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:06:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting... porn, or people getting screwed a lot.. also could be interpreted as porn
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:20:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding
Plot twist: the zombies are aliens
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the zombies are on a space expedition on Mars
THE_BOKEH_BLOKE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:23:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing
He's a new kind of hero: wearing nothing but a long rain coat, he solves crime by flashing his junk in public.
(I didn't think this through at all)
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:31:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing
Vader manages to get funding for a new Death Star
FatBubba89 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:35:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and:
The Sorcerers Stoning. Albus and Nicolas sit around and get high on wizard weed talking philosophy.
The Chamber of Secreting: Hogwarts sewer system is overflowing and its up to Harry & Co. To get to the bottom of it.
The Goblet of Firing: Donald Trump makes an appearance.
The ordering of the phoenix: Harry wants his own Fawkes. He searches for one on the wizard wide web.
Madlibsluver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half Blood Princing: Snape turns out to be the last remaining relative of a Nigarian prince.
Deathly Hallows-ing: The gang hollows out something and everyone dies?
DoctorDizzyspinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:50 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prisioning of Azkaban- Harry, Ron, and Hermione go arrest a guy named Azkaban.
benishen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:47:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. The first astronaut to flash his ass on the Moon.
Soulrakk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO
lrlb125 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:21:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Lampoon's Animal Housing - A fraternity comes together to sponsor a local animal shelter.
wanderous1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking
Steve Martin sex tape of him masturbating to bluegrass.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:00:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakensing A.K.A Gollum finds a lightsaber.
Piepounding ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:00:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumping Jack Flashing: the story of some guy named Jack who jumps everywhere and flashes unsuspecting victims.
GeraldBrennan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:02:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackie Browning. A boring art-house movie about a woman who falls asleep in a tanning bed.
TheColorOfYourEnergy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:30:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
One woman's attempt to destroy Accounts Receivable
AaroniusH ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring
A story about a man in love with a fish
SnapN2aSlimTim ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:35:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning - A young boy hustles his way from a small room under the stairs to his own castle by selling magic weed.
Plum68 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:39:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Frosting- Depending on your leanings, it's a film about either the best or the worst cake ever.
cosmicgeoffry ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:22:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bicentennial Manning.
Peyton continues to play in the NFL for 186 more years.
wackeydudey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:48:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing--the joke that ended it all.
Dracosis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:09:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - A boy teaches us for 2.5 hours different ways to store and organize your toys in a chest.
know-no-shame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:02 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a drama about the workers of a Disney store
ChipAyten ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get Harding" a time traveling mystery/crime flick where Kevin Hart & Will Ferrell go back in time to expose America's 29th President Warren G. Harding for his extramarital affairs.
Four-walls ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:09:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging: I'm not sure I'm doing this right
Rhymestilt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Signing. Aliens communicate with Mel Gibson using ASL.
partanimal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:39:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark of the Mooning.
We plumb Shia's bum.
joshdetar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:52:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silver Streaking. New arrivals at a Florida retirement community bare it all. Starring Gene Wilder.
sega20 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:35:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. The story of a secret agent who didn't pack his parachute properly.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:37:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge dredding
"I reeeaaaalllyyy don't want to go..."
A coming of age drama about a man with social anxiety and fear of authority figures- who has to testify in 4 gut wrenching days"
Squigler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:05:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Lebowskiing. A story about a group of underdogs who want to take lebow skiing from the underground and they fight their way to become recognized as a sport.
yolexander ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:22:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
RoboCoping.
Set in a crime-ridden Detroit, Michigan, in the near future, RoboCoping centers on police officer Alex Murphy, who just wants to beat the daily grind, and so becomes the superhuman cyborg law enforcer known as "RoboCop".
OneManGayPrideParade ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:29:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing - the heartwarming tale of the son of Chinese immigrants and his struggle to find where he belongs.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, a heartwarming tale about the first family to get the government to put up those "Autistic Child Area" signs in the memory of their autistic son Malcolm who was hit by a car.
iusedtobeasheep ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:47:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing. It's about an old lumberjack who refuses to use tools. He manually cuts everything. From everything from straight cuts to complicated ones. Extremely intense.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A modern day John Henry tale!
leeborkman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:49:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. Bubble Boy goes camping.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:56:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Step Brothering: The story of a single dads quest to sleep with every milf in the neighborhood.
RadioSoulwax ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:56:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on Firing: one manager's deal with the devil
activow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about a man explaining the process of firing.
JerichoTVB ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:03:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning
A documentary about Peyton Manning's transition from human to cyborg. Unbound by the frailty of mortality, Peyton is programmed to win more Super Bowls than his aloof brother, Eli, has won.
*Added an extra "n" to adhere to English spelling rules
ImprovingEd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:24:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ong-Baking. A martial artist must enter an intense baking competition to win back a Buddhist statue's head.
gixanthrax ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:29:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - Johnny Depp has a really bad time in prison
akamustacherides ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding
annoyed_by_myself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's brilliant.
cronagol ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:41:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Pieing - American documentary about the victims of mad clowns.
Henry1050 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:54:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human centipeding The new planking
5GensOfVT ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:57:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man 3. Tony Stark takes on khaki's.
PlatyMoose ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:27:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterding, travel back to nazi Germany with a group of rag tag American soldiers who have made it their duty to impregnate as many women as possible.
Rocknocker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everesting.
"I'll climb that mountain...tomorrow..."
riceprezpip ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:28:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lego Moving - It's just two hours of Lego pieces moving by themselves through stopmotion.
Lawrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually exactly the same movie.
japalian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:45:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin Williams in Hooking
a story involving tights, fairies, and a street corner.
lakers_r8ers ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:46:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Live fasting die young.
The story of a Muslim baby who attempts Ramadan and dies.
InterstellarBlue ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Troying
A bunch of Australians attempt to study Greek history
Myeyelashes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:37:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding.
The story of Nancy Kerrigan's revenge.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Posted 11 minutes before me, this was my thought for the plot of Die Harding too, LOL!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:01:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Manning
A young man suffering from elephantiasis struggles to follow his brother's footsteps in the NFL.
PreyForU ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:11:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super troopering. It follows and group of Girl Scouts who become bounty hunters.
captainmavro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting- Kanye West 's documentary about him getting knighted by the queen and interrupting her part way through
Kobluna ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:26:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: dropping out at the end of his third year at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself in a dead end job at a Muggle workplace that fires one person weekly by pulling names from an oversized novelty goblet.
Bunderslaw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Southpawing. I'd watch that.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:04:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawking Down:
Steven Hawking and his team of highly-skilled nerds race against the clock to save a man claiming to be Steven Hawking's black brother from an untimely demise and the hands of pirates off the coast of Somolia.
Ghost2491 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man. Pretty much becomes Mrs. Doubtfire but with Robert Downey Jr.
vmc1918 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:09:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glorious Bastarding. Porno set in medieval age of fathering illegitimate children
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:04:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo... basically Game of Thrones?
robhol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:07:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
basicallySounds pretty accurate to me.
ReasonablyBadass ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:35:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
M*A*S*Hing.
The story of mashed potatoes.
Gokuzaru ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:57:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
WNJohnnyM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nurse. Pass the masher."
Timepiece_Chronicle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:28:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude where's my caring? A story about two elderly stoners in an abusive care home
feijovini ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:31:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Despicable Ming - Minions are slaves in a feudal rice farm.
Super_Swag_Hacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have done the world a great service sending the Minions from whence their irritable beings came.
AEIOU_occasionallyY ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:58:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A Girl Scout camping trip gets rained out, so they set up their tents in the house and make the best of it.
misseskisses_xo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:25:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue Streaking. The fall of a once beloved children's show mascot into public acts of indecency.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:51:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding.
Butch learns that you can enjoy humor at twilight.
onehead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:03:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. The brutal story of Nancy Kerrigan's quest for ultimate revenge.
xemik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:54:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: 30 year olds getting pissed in college bars.
ashinynewthrowaway ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:57:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Manning.
A gay porn flick starring a famous football player.
killakio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:57:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing- A landline phone that just won't stop ringing. Is it all in your head?
Darthbewbs72 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:00:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing. Max is now a professional weight lifter.
CuddlezCS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha
heyjohnnyjohnny ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:02:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby Dicking- Bald B list celebrity screws over everyone.
thehouseofjohndeaf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:03:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - a group of men struggle to get the juice turned back on
P-61Widowmaker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:03:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rain Manning- people pretending to be on the autistic spectrum going to Vegas to fail at counting cards and getting rich.
hybridbirdman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:04:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding - A story about weird fonts.
mvanvoorden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:22:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I expected a movie about Tesla's invention of coils.
ArmaCSAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A clock that breaks/a wind up car that gets lost
takenthatusernameis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:04:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - An emotional biopic of the first black man to get knighted.
livetilldie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking. It's about a guy who takes care of about a thousand goats.
ovoallnight ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:28:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding - A bully uses his karate skills to beat up people, but he's only kidding.
newyorkzxtc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:29:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing- The story of a seal and his fight against extinction.
akamustacherides ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:29:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming
NearlyOutOfMilk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:29:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is The Ending. Just the credits.
PM_ME_BAD_SELFIES ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:41:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flying
A loner genius struggles with his invention, a device to make man fly.
enforcer1412 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:41:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - I'll let you come up with the plot for this one
Harshy-Barshy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:41:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - They watch the tape, but never pick up the phone, it just continues to ring, becoming really annoying.
Valonis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A traffic officer's struggle to get T-Rexs to obey the highway code.
TheCybrid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:55:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lording of the Rings
Sauron shows off his fancy magic rings and doesn't let any of the other races have any.
PM-me-your-knowledge ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:21:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning. Probably less exciting to watch.
Avachan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:25:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding- everyone wants Warren G. Harding dead
I_am_normal_I_swear ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grumpy Old Manning
A tale of Payton and Eli after they retire.
doobiee ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:59:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing - haven't seen actual movie, but its about a long trip.
Ganglebot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:20:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - The Chris Hadfield Story
plaank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:46:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Imagine a T-Rex trying to park a SUV with then lil' hands.
Stop_that_Borat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gumming - Sometimes happy Sometimes chewing.
Jus4jay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 hours of just shahrukh and the rest of the family sitting around eating different kinds of food and somehow diarrhea brings them together.
fr0deaux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:53:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - The story of a really pissed off guy in a post-apocalyptic wasteland finally benching 300lbs.
ColoradoSweedENT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:11:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Tyler's fist pumping becomes more than a nuisance for fellow dance partners
ShermanMerrman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing - A WWII movie starring Leslie Nielson
simplyGagi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:47:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man. Taking the latest technology at home.
GoodGuyGiff ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:04:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where my Caring?
You used to care, now you don't. What's up bruh?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:05:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Lord of the Ringing" - WILL SOMEONE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE ALREADY
all4hurricanes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"World War Zing" a global diss competition
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:48:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and the furious
We don't eat....furiously.
mermaid_toes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:36:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing. A woman seeks revenge after a $5300 ER visit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Habouring. A deep-sea diver makes it his mission to collect all the worldโs pearls and will not sell them to anyone else, no matter what they offer
barhanita ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 09:39:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering
PmMeYrWetVag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just about people who have awesome cellphone plans that aren't available anymore.
Minn-ee-sottaa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:44:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be grandfathering.
PmMeYrWetVag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right you are, stupid am I.
DeaconFrostedFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A biopic about Zeuss? I'd totally watch that.
54Piscium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna be a role model he can't refuse...
mtnorcia ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:16:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting - A black private dick is a sex machine to all the chicks. Also, his services are really overpriced.
icemanjl333 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 09:42:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warring.
Still the same.
Jimmytwofist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that's the one I bought bootleg in Iraq in 2004.
TripleV10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:51:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging
A movie made by 12 year olds about the intricacies of prestiging in Call of Duty.
cptstupendous ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:10:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
Schindler posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters section and goes on some wacky and sexy adventures.
DemiRabis0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. This just made my morning. XD
unknownhero96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my afternoon
WIENS21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should've seen this Jew.... She was extremely beautiful!
RedNotch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:00:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imitation Gaming
A story about a team at the top of their fields struggling to beat a puzzle....platformer
vxicepickxv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A documentary about bootleg video games and rom hacking.
locused ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing.
After years of being down and out a man dedicated his life to powerlifting.
No_Rope_No_Stone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:24:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Downing. The biopic of Stewart Downing, the one time England winger as he signs for Liverpool and suddenly everyone realises how crap he is and he's forced to go back to playing for Middlesbrough.
Trick421 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:25:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - A former British Intelligence Officer becomes a Weather Channel meteorologist.
Squeenis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:53:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting - The little man now has a big boom. Watch out, Russia!
mossyandgreen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:53:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 5th waving
Dude you again?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:37:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Ing - A bone chilling documentary about the secret life of an anorexic Germanic god.
Morshmodding ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:39:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - A thrilling movie about catching a serial Prank-buzzer
ProfessorGigs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping: The story about an old man whose old age serves him well to kill conversations by sharing better and cockier versions of others' experiences.
Purple_Poison ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking... You travel back in time and park you car only to forget which era you parked it in...
Oshwitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing
A Group of highschool'ers in detention decide to skip class and hit the town
DrunkInsomniac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:52:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging. A story about a boy with a horrible lisp that performs opera.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:55:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"This is the Ending" - A man has a crazy life, between drugs, sex and alcohol, he eventually meets a chick that drives him wild, and he falls in love with her but he does not know how to react to the feeling because he has been hurt many times before, and what he is feeling for her is different from any other feeling he's ever had for any other chick, and since he is so fucked up in the head, ends up killing her.
Cruddlington ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:04:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - a story of dangerous ice people melting at birth!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:06:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermaning is now an all star cast Valentines release romcom, about 4 couples attempting the Soulja Boy Superman maneuver in the sack.
djymm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:07:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Jacking. Either commandeering people's kangaroos at stoplights or really weird porn.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:17:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Backing. The Galactic Empire implements campaign finance reform.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by George Lucas.
already_have_account ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:17:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing. A kind man in need bought up toys to create demand and make profit but now struggling not to give it all away as charity and go bankrupt.
weak_read ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:19:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning. He always misses one.
darthhippo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:25:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
White house downing, it's about trump winning the 2016 election
sideboobdaily ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:26:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The demand for decreased tuition has created school wide budget cuts. With four lay-offs coming... Who will be chosen in the Goblet of Firing!
Romejanic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:29:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy's Homing - A father who buys expensive military radar to find his missing children
mjclinker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringings - One telemarketer to rule them all.
ProtemealAddict ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:35:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing.
Everyone's late and shares awkward jokes.
Slightlywarped ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:40:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - goldfingering
hyeabud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:40:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking, the point broke.
doctorfabre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:41:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dallas Buyers Clubbing - Mathhew McConaughey and his gay friend go party and sell.. well drugs
Hic142 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:42:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - The story of a middle-aged man without friends frantically searching for a godfather for his soon to be born child.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:43:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ali G in da housing: The heartbreaking story of a chewing gum pill who cannot scape its fate.
_PyramidHead_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:47:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Mad Maxing- The story of one man's quest for maximum gainz while dealing with steroid related anger issues.
cybergoulion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:56:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging - A movie about junkies watching movies about junkies
edgesrazor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogalooing. Still the same awesome movie.
Shoninjv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring wars. Don't blink.
Atomic_pixel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:14:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringings.
It tells the story of a telephonist.
JamesJLewis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending. There is no movie. Just credits.
mooblah_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:19:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hudson Hawking - The messed up half-brother of Stephen Hawking.
kalitarios ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:20:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dry Docking - when a fun night out goes horribly wrong.
Player276 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for Speeding .... actually that should have been the movie name.
SnapeSev ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:22:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie and the chocolate factoring - a young poor boy finds the golden ticket and decides to get into finance.
LackadasicalLemur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pacific Rimming. - You ever wanted to see a movie of sea creatures giving rim jobs? You do now.
DeadrobotTO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reads... shuts down computer... goes outside... experiences life...
The world is a beautiful place because of this post.
shoopdahoop22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
Scientists successfully tame dinosaurs, and they can now be ridden around as a form of transportation.
Samtoast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:28:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - A titan who ALSO happens to be a professional confectioner in his quest to find the perfect cupcake recipe.
mulduvar2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:34:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Baby-sitters Clubbing
Far more fun than seal clubbing.
dinizio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking: the story of a man named John who works for a candle company. "People keep asking if this is wax and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking its wax"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:41:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the Kinging - the incredible story of how a struggling former checkers champion got his groove back.
potajedechicharo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:50:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 5th Waving - a romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock furiously trying to get her love interest's attention from across the street.
also_SFW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:51:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing (2018) - in a city overcome with puritanical idealism, one man fights back by repeatedly revealing his genitalia.
ronency ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:58:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering....
Ohhh yeaahhhh
RicrosPegason ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:00:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Die Harding
Nancy Kerrigan's long overdue revenge story
DennisTheBastardman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding
Nancy Kerrigan gets revenge
Draflameous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. Now a gay porno.
Willzay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping. A story of a man who always has a better story than everyone else, until he pays the ultimate price.
JCoop8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Probably takes place in Salem.
theraptor42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers: Dark Side of the Mooning
It will change you
lookieboy1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific rimming
Damien__ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh MYYYY!
metallica3790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I watched that in a hotel room once.
Freedom_from_Idiocra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, it'd basically be security footage from a Publix or Winn Dixie parking lot down in Boca Raton, FL
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning: an angry mob storms the wizard school and kills all the characters in the first chapter.
Martag02 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:36:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting. A tale of one black man's journalistic dreams.
printzonic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:38:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilight: Blood Mooning -Movie about baring your buttocks to certain gang members in the L.A. area at dusk.
africa45 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House of Waxing. Come in a forest and leave smooth for the beach.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:49:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Lord of the Ringing. An evil phone company CEO uses phonelines to harass a terrified population into submission.
realrobo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and furious, one Jews struggle to resist angry food.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting Five - about five new muslims struggles to fast in ramadan
dreckschweinhund ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:54:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: finding a spot at walmart. Probably rerererepost. Too lazy tot check
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing
A psychotic vegan poisons the neighborhood
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, the story of one arthropod's journey to get swole.
OnionKnightOnTheSun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding
Little Jimmy finally discovers who his father was, and attempts to bond with him based on father-son lifetime TV movies.
dustin_pledge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crafting- Four middle aged women start a crafting group, and all the popular housewives in their community start receiving hand-made tea cozies and afghans, one by one.
yelruh00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling
The story of a cross-dressing man's night out on the town.
smarmm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking
sdo17yo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - follows the story of a group of rich kids who suddenly got cut off from their inheritance.
seanbeedelicious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring - A lonely writer develops an unlikely relationship with his newly purchased fish that's designed to meet his every need.
BearDrivingCar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning
Tony Stark can no longer use the Iron Man suit and pits Payton and Eli against each other to see who would be a better replacement.
TheFlyingAssyrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Payton and Eli are in the field, determining who can throw the farthest.
Payton: throws ball
Tony: (while talking to Eli) shoulder missiles obliterates it
moodist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging -- A botched spank job in the English Countryside.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Conjuring-ing - Comedy about a bumpkin family who tries to summom demons to help make their lives better but ultimately fail every time due to being illiterate.
Beauclair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Very intense cinematography and mind-blowing animation in the newest video they show ou in driving school!
Nar0bin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Manning
The story of the 3rd Manning brother, Cooper, who can't forget he doesn't have a Super Bowl ring.
Damasticator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:03:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A documentary on old people driving cars.
Levarien ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to cheat and add one extra letter.
Zoolaundering. A tale of the mafia buying a zoo and using it to launder money. Hilarity ensues.
jdlyga ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: Two bored men form an underground dance battle league.
jmb_nl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:09:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - the chaos theory of ancient parking problems explained
iPinch89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:12:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackhawk Downing - The other side of the story.
brammmish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:26:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stand By Meing - A group of childhood friends rally around the new Chinese kid.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Panning
Watch as a critic named Peter pans Peter Pan movies
Ipoopeverywhere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:28:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extremely late to the party, but: "Dude, where's my caring" About a guy that used to be a dick but now wants to change his life by helping people.
kevin1805 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:28:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - One man's struggle to find the perfect spot
ehowardhunt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:28:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Polar Expressing: A team of zoologist attempt the dangerous feat of draining the anal glands of a group of arctic bears.
Half_Man_Half_Drunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling:
A clan of disfigured teens wearing ninja costumes drive their Hyundai Sonatas as slow as possible in the fast lane.
pedrorq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:36:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - story of a WoW raider who's waiting 2h for pizza
collapsing_sanity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:36:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking, the story of a man donning his cosmic boots to go on a marvellous trip around the solar system and rethink his life.
numismatic_nightmare ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A movie about revealing the sexuality of closeted gays.
Seraphinic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering: The story of a boy who loves to spend time in aimless activity.
FullmentalFiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or alternatively, the 8 film series on pottery and it's effect on behaviorally challenged children.
yoguy2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need For Speeding. He can't help it.
Smitty_666 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:52:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Aloneing - porno
Highanxietymind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. About a boy who participates in a brutal public execution.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lords of The Ringing.
Hobbits go on a quest to find the anonymous caller who won't leave them alone.
evs212 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Romancing The Stoning" -- a dramedy set in Iran.
ElPlywood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing - a drunken frat sobers up and begins taking in stray dogs and cats
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking - a lighthearted look into the world of teaching pubescent dinosaurs not only how to drive, but also how to live.
cooltroy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:20:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Years a Slaving: A very politically incorrect Christmas carol.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious
__dontpanic__ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - two rival groups of baseball pitchers battle it out in search of the perfect pitch...
kevie3drinks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking:
A man, A convention, and a stack of business cards.
"his linked in is about to explode"
Lebdude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead pooling
A film about car sharing with ghosts
xwithnumbers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding - about a joking karate professional that jokes while kicking ass.
godelbrot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullet to the Heading - Sylvester Stallone plays a loose cannon editor with a penchant for questionable document layouts.
Laser-Nipples ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - a six hour epic of a T-Rex struggling to find a space before the mall closes.
ImNotTheLawHawk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing
The history and development on the American crosswalk.
TheGreatHatman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - how Stark Industries began as a mom-and-pop dry cleaners
nobrayn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A nail-biting glimpse into in the life of an HVAC technician.
hjg2e ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing: a chronicle of NASA's early efforts to engineer the perfect Thanksgiving meal.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking. A movie where it's nothing but a middle aged man playing with his new mechanical keyboard.
90snickeldeon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happenninging - still a terrible movie.
Twatberriesandcream ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edward Scissorhanding.
You know what it's about.
DaveChild ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude Where's My Caring - a pair of psychopaths attempt to develop empathy.
JCorkill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking and Jilling
Cameronfb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hole-ing. I don't wanna talk about it...
jdenaro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - A documentary about the first-ever zombie who landed a plane.
Arodg25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing : just one more then I'm done.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetle Juicing - the new, eco-friendly breakfast drink
Handcocking - Will Smith stars in this new instructional video guaranteed to make your SO a pro
corncasserole007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. The story of a watched pot that never boils.
Not_A_Skeleton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Harry Potter and and friends take an ill advised trip to the Middle East
CannedRoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Love Bugging (1968)
A jealous Mr. Thorndyke bugs a Volkswagen Beetle to eavesdrop on Carole and her new boyfriend Jim, but gets a little more than he bargained for when the car betrays him!
Phabio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging - A feature-length sequel to Two Girls One Cup
barbieshoes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking - The story of a stallion that could never be tamed, and the uncle who changed everything.
BobTheSCV ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping - A man learns to deal with the prosthetic robot body he never asked for.
Cop landing - A police officer helps land a plane after the pilots become unconscious.
The Seventh Sealing - Why is this pipe still leaking?!
Turnskin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing,a horror movie about tinnitus
RogueThree3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck It Ralphing - The ipecac story.
AutonomyForbidden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing a story about tinnitus.
Milo_theHutt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Features a cast of 5 dinosaurs running a valet parking lot. Got your grumpy to old for this shit Triceratops that works in a Booth. A funny light hearted T-rex wearing a tiny white Polo shirt. He's the new manager and has to keep everything running smoothly, two lazy pot smoking compies or Compsognathus (the little green chicken sized dinosaurs from the lost world.) They are in charge of the keys but keep getting stoned and forgetting which key goes to which car. A Raptor that is the new hire and the main character. He's fresh out of Dino college and has to pay his student loans, he works here for the summer learning about life. A female pterodactyl, a manic pixie dream dinosaur that lives by the lot and engages the raptor in flirty cute dialog about life and dreams.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd sell my TV for a movie like that
Slothkitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone needs to get on this
Blewedup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
citizen kaning. a heart-wrenching story about a singaporean who stuck his gum on a handrail.
BirdieNamNam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been lurking for a couple of years. Created an account just to save this thread. It made me laugh so much that someone came up to me with a worried look on the tram and asked if I was crying. Guess I have a weird muffled laugh...
attio22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - One man's journey to find a parking spot in a prehistoric world.
fuckyourstuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:19:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping: A chiropractor discovers a new method of correcting bad posture with one common office supply item.
snapcracklePOPPOP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: a sympathetic German real estate agent tries to help Jewish families sell their homes while the families are hiding out inside
DarkOmen597 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - A man in charge of the Time Warner Cable support center just loves to keep customers waiting on the phone. The phone will ring, but no one will answer. Can anyone stop, the Lord of the Ringing?
RuthlessDickTater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my caring?
A 20-something man in SoCal has a great life and good friends, but was born without the ability to feel empathy. Determined to feel, he embarks on a personal journey.
aulddarkside ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing. He's an assassin, and he has to ditch school to get his marks.
yakalakkin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pineapple Expressing - A man never buys more than 10 pineapples at a time, just so he can use the express lane.
Step-brothering - The entire population of the world has at one point been in-laws, all due to a perpetual cycle of divorce and remarrying.
The Edging Of Tomorrow - A documentary of how artificial intelligence will revolutionize the sex toy industry.
Due Dating - A romantic comedy about a woman that's late to a date. She makes it at the end.
Salting - A lonely neighbor keeps salting the potted plants of the cute guy in the apartment next door because he keeps coming back to her for advice.
Rubbering - A group of high school kids start putting condoms on everything as a prank. It's all fun and games until they find a dead body in a condom.
Cellphoning - A Redditor gets beaten with stale french rolls for his shitty mobile formatting. His swollen eyes light up when he sees a mod coming to the rescue, but then...he sees the Pita stacks between his hands. SMACK! SMACK! FWAPP! thud
Edit: spelling, words missing.
OrangeDit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Das Booting
A group of unshaven men trying to start a computer at an underground LAN party.
LordOdysseus151 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space balling. When earths best basketball players are sucked into space. They must win a intergalactic basketball tournament to return home.
m4tic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny this already exists.
http://i.imgur.com/BaPtF9s.jpg
shdon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:17:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but Space Jamming now becomes a movie about band practice.
ChazCliffhanger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing People race to see who can max their credit card first
migstopheles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:50:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
Sam Rockwell shows his arse to everyone
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 Sam Rockwells
justsarah_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring: A movie about birds with a lisp.
heliophobic_lunatic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:28:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes Manning. Nobody says no to Peyton Manning.
treblecharged ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding - Before the holocaust it was one man trying to spread his love.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:42:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Way Of The Exploding Fisting . I think this one is self-explanatory.
Pinstar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bicentennial Maning
A robotic quarterback trying to be accepted as human... or at least find a loophole in the NFL rules that will let him play.
123_niko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Finding a spot is still hard.
Norse_chipmunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers listing - tinder for jews
jimicus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:48:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
A movie that already made little sense now makes even less.
mgrad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
A group of overprotective mothers try and shut down nightclubs in the greater LA area
HeyJustWantedToSay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A minute relationship drama unfolds among the parking and valet staff during the events of Jurassic Park, culminating in a vague resolution where everyone mildly wonders why several cars haven't been picked up over the past day or two.
bebipbop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing: The story of a high school student who skipped class to scratch a few names off his hit list
edit: didn't see this was already taken
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The naked gunning
A homeless man's clothes get stolen an he has to rob a bank to buy new ones.
CapnDinosaur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:17:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing. A group of sorority girls travel the world to pull down the pants of unsuspecting citizens.
whipprsnappr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - Modern day Mary takes Jesus' biological father, God, to court. To avoid paying child support, God agrees to joint custody.
Akdavis1989 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:24:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning: Harry and Dumbledore travel to ISIS controlled territory, where Dumbledore is executed for witchcraft.
skaarjslayer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:25:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking, the story of an MLG quickscoping ogre who sets out on a quest with Eddie Murphy to stop the love of his life from marrying Scrublord Farquad.
RadBenMX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking: The only way to break John Candy's delusion that he's a rodeo bull is to ride him for 8 seconds.
KeepCalmBurgess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - You get the idea...
LabMantis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:37:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing: woodwork, lots of woodwork
simoex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imitation Gaming, a documentary on faulty Chinese bootlegged games, and the shady companies that make them
redgoldfilm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legends of the Falling. A collection of the best bloopers in history.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: a movie about a real estate agent who sells old homes in Germany.
econowblog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:54:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling -- a small chicken tries to save a town from catastrophe, soundtrack by Tom Petty
unbuttoned ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:58:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Man For All Seasonings - St. Thomas More eschews politics and religion to write a cookbook
cbcfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomas Moore breaks with English tradition when he suggests that food no longer be boiled!
StoneyBill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:13:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing.
One-liners, pranks, and bad puns get launched left and right.... all over the world.
187TROOPER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
1,200 Jews. Come from abusive caretaker. Looking for a good place to call home. Please, serious inquiries only.
matthewdeslynch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Running a 2 hour documentary style film on the study of chickens running
cbcfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...for office.
chinesepinata ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nemoing, mowing the lawn on yer knees.
hypotenuseoftruth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - the birth of baby jesus
Phantasos12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:13:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is Spinal Taping - A documentary exposรฉ about medical malpractice in the neurosurgery department of Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
br-bill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Epicritical ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:00:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 First Dating
The long awaited sequel to The 40 Year Old Virgin
lordcaptaincommander ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blind Siding - An ocularly disabled protagonist takes on a young vinyl installer in a mentorship role.
seansmash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:52:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Mrs. Doubtfiring: An indecisive female sniper
XBLGR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming....oh god
TtotheStilwell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:45:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/racistpuffs you got a shout out on @midnight on comedy central. Just thought you'd like to know if you didn't already.
๐๏ธ racistpuffs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:58:06 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit LOL, I didn't know this, thanks for the heads up
MechaStewart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're welcome ;)
Borpleshlonk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:24:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Fishing - A documentary about the struggles of fishermen in Detroit.
TheCynicSupreme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEATing
DeNiro and Pacino are rival HVAC business owners vying for customers after a blizzard
darkwolfpredator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:34:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning - Just a bunch of wizards getting high
drvp1996 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - a sob story about how a craigslist post turned into a giant massacre
riqm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:40 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing - The Paula Deen biopic
CaptainTaylor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:43:38 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man: Robert Downy Jr. Stars in this zany romantic comedy about a man whose wife kicked him to the curb for not pulling his weight around the house. In an effort to make himself more into the man his wife will take back, he sells his services as a man who irons other people's laundry. On the way, not only does he discover the importance of pressed pleats, but also what it takes to be a genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist who also happens to do housework.
spamalicioussammi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make this real.
dektorres ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:14:16 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing: A thousand years after the original trilogy, the Dark Lord Sauron returns to build a telecommunications empire. Customers are lured by low prices, but plagued by inadequate coverage and poor customer service.
wordcrhymes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:02:50 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - a different take on the life of Quasimodo.
jerseydeadhead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:54 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing: Robert Downing Jr. uses his fame and fortune to create a super hero identity he calls "the black hawk". His first act as a hero is taking down an evil warlord that controls a small North African city
plurntup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:25:04 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking -- An pissed off blonde comedian takes her anger out on her town's newly constructed monorail.
sunevh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:21:06 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - The best properties in Germany.
GBJenkins ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:08 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - how Jesus was made.
ElSquirrel77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:58 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neverlanding - Where Peter Pan flies children into orbit.
StiriVizuale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:53 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or the reboot of the Air Disasters show on National Geographic
SquatAngry ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:46:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - A Nordic carpenter with a lisp does some stuff.
robhol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. Why a carpenter?
SquatAngry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing?
vxicepickxv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drop the carpenter part and go with a parasailing.
SquatAngry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does parasailing sound like sawing?
seven7evens ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:33:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - Featuring OP's mother.
gagsy92 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring? ... The story of a man who simply gave no fucks.
NSFAnythingAtAll ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:58:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: a film about having seconds at dinner.
Cagenado ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:59:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schooling of Rock is now about the educational upbringing of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
SusieSuze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking. Old grandmas find peace in moving armchairs.
NaMo209 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing, a tale about the greatest telemarketer to ever live.
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And how he ends up being tossed into a volcano.
antst200 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:04:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking : Fred Flintstone becomes a Traffic Warden
Andrebatman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:05:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing, literal pineapple milking documentary.
omninode ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing.
A German man wants to sell his trampoline on Craigslist, but can't find the right words to attract serious buyers only.
MeteorUK ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:53:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific rimming.. Eh uh.. Nvm
EldinPBM ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:17:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Dinosaurs are parking fancy cars :D
Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a future where everyone else has switched to electric self-driving cars, a dozen pensioners still fight it out over the parking spaces in front of the retirement village.
DerSpini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't get that T-Rex parking an old-school Mini Cooper out of my head :D
WIENS21 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a Toyota!
Say again...
We have a Toyota!
BowtieBoy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:28:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it, came here to use this one... here have some gold... jkING
AEIOU_occasionallyY ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:54:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformersing: The Musical
Originalskatman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:24:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the philosophers stoning
Geminii27 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:02:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Griffindor rooms get hotboxed and everyone contemplates the infinite.
Wasted_Comment ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:06:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The karate kidding.
Runs up to random people, high kick them then runs away yelling "it's just a prank bro"
kinnaq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:15:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking. Same show, just cast with europeans who speak limited english. We are...how you say... boldly treking where no treking has been done, yah?
espressocycle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:22:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star trekking, across the universe, going ever forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!
zcbtjwj ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A celebrity goes on a long walk.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:31:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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AssMustard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be a german artsy movie about a guy named Harding....
karmatiger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:39:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging
A girl wins her school singing competition despite her lisp
librlman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Mike Tyson as lil' Thindy Lou Dickerthon.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:41:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing. A woman is fed up of paying bills and decides to make a stand.
Pookaball ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:43:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would this make for a social drama movie?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:56:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sure would.
BigTimeDataNerd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:11:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumping. A documentary by discovery channel.
soucy666 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couples Retreating
Military movie about France.
toosah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:00:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority reporting: about minorities suing the police for unjustly arresting them and beating them up
DigiDuncan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:17:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
Up to interpretation.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:40:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Passing4human ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sequel to The King's Speech.
Aichuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Willing Hunting works I guess
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:06:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Lintson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and fucking yourself
Indigeaux ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:12:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing - the story of high school assassin Ferris Bueller and two friends going on a killing spree around Chicago. The only person able to stop them is Principal Rooney with the help of his bumbling secretary Grace.
evdog_music ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:27:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring
Ashton Kutcher becomes a sarcastic, scathing nihilist.
XxTreeFiddyxX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:44:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Sharia law comes to Hogwarts after administration decides to host immigrants from North Africa
activow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:05:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or... A tale of an apprentice wizard trying to get his master to teach him and coping with his marijuana habits.
kenpachitz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:36:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing: a story about an Anonymous group trying to bring down commerce.
Greyclocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:47:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotting-ing - the story of a man who likes to watch people watch Trainspotting.
I_HAVE_THAT_FETISH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:49:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Noing.
It's Scrubs the movie.
hana01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:59:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing- instead of joy, sadness etc., the crazy voices in our heads come out to play
retaiLcamL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:11:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping fiction. Man gets a juicer for Christmas, his wife then wants a divorce because she caught him trying to make Anna Karenina juice.
HailSatanLoveHaggis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:12:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing
It's like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, but in Indianapolis.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening
It's just a really dramatic version of Taken
myvaginaAndmarijuana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Child's Playing- a film about someone's child, who is playing.
Edit: Child's Playing 2- a film about someone else's child, who is, also, playing.
Mister_Potamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocking - Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage are two Sharia Court judges.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:18:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Old people having sex in the back seats of cars.
SecularPaladin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:18:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - Story of the life of a teenage runaway as she spends the years hitchhiking across the American Southwest. Suffering addiction and abuse, she crisscrosses through the region until her 35th birthday, and puts down roots where she finds herself, Flagstaff, AZ.
She dies the owner of a successful ranch, and a beloved matriarch of a sprawling family.
ticklherivory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking: the story of a boy who looks like a man learning how to masturbate for the first time
AEIOU_occasionallyY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sister Acting: Two sisters get a Groupon for acting classes, so they go and discover that they're extremely mediocre at it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:43:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The baba dooking. Grandma had Mexican last night
JEZTURNER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing. Where he develops a drug habit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the lion kinging. A big cat game of checkers?
TheIshark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is amazing ahaha
h-h-c ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:07:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing. A young civil right's activist crosses the street for equality.
MechaStewart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:10:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Copying.
You know what it's about u/racistpuffs
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wl4gn/add_ing_to_any_movie_title_what_is_the_movie/
Feederofthemasses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. In the future, we have cloned dinosaurs and used them for transportation. The problem is, none of them will fit into any of the goddamn parking spots.
Betterwithfetter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:25:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - The story of the forgotten Manning brother who opened up a laundry cleaning business.
MonsoonShivelin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Doc and Marty McFly try to find a parking place and when they find it, a TRex occupies it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ironing Man - The story of a laundromat mogel who changes the direction of his company after experiencing a particularly wrinkled shirt.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Still not sure what it's about because I never saw the actual movie, but I thought this sounded funny.
cordellman45 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking A movie about shreking people.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what is shreking
cordellman45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its like reking but with shrek
ArmaCSAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, I don't think this would actually work because the term shreking wouldn't be a term, unless the movie made it a term? A bit weird either way
earlybirdchampion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking. The story of a drunken woman who takes out her frustration with her life by hijacking trains and crashing them.
Chbakesale45 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. Nancy Kerrigan wants revenge.
y0re096 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Blink and you'll miss it.
brent731 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Spider Manning, the Manning brothers learn of their estranged brother named Spider. Tensions rise as he quickly becomes a better football player than them.
ToasterMeltdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan's revenge. edit: I see this was already suggested!
espressocycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, that takes me back
hybridbirdman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A night out turns violent.
andersna75 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcom Xing. A controversial Chinese citizen trying to fight oppression but ends up getting shot.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. Sam Bell's life takes a turn for the absurd when he one day finds himself being mooned. By Sam Bell.
SeanGames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:59:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning. Instantly jihad.
Dubby_s-Dawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitmanning: A day in the life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or yet another bad day of Peyton
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
I'm the midst of his mid life crisis, betty enters a secret underground BDSM club for homosexuals. Staring Heath Ledger and tom hanks in the most inspirational story this season.
Maddox_Renalard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. It took so long to find a spot they became oil.
earlybirdchampion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hateful eighting. The story of eating things because you hate yourself
anatomized ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is The Ending - a feature length end credits sequence.
silkysmooth190 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a young girl's emotions take a day off and have a company picnic at the local beach.
hybridbirdman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Big old cars, small parking spaces.
creativextent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging : The true story of a Chinese man trying to piece his family back together.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - a young teenage boy finds a new cunalingus sex technique and wins back the cheerleader for prom.
Darkspine89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching - A movie about British shopifters.
NeverRunsDMC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - the lake isn't the only thing thats wet this summer.
minal187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophical stoning - about how society chooses a person every year to be sacrificed by being stoned to death. Harry gets picked and must escape to Hogwarts while hiding the identity that he is the chosen one (to be stoned, not survive Voldemort)
Alternative: they all go to Hogwarts to get high and talk about philosophical questions.
n8jb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. A psychological film about a woman who questions her sanity after hearing a continuous ringing sound. Is it in her head? PTSD? Or something paranormal?
I literally threw out the very first idea I had. Sorry.
poopellar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing.
Story of a crazed women trying to get everything for free.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking: A TV executive tries to develop the social contacts that will further his career. The film follows his growing disenchantment with an industry in which success is utterly dependent upon who you know and culminates with his nervous breakdown. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!".
missvoodoo25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: The wacky adventures of Spleen, Liver, Heart and Kidneys manouevering their way through Vegas.
Roach2791 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing, a story of a woman who's just tired of paying bills
leotardman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting - in a future without electricity...the crown refuses to break away from tradition. Confusion ensues!
bluelink121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring
Planes soaring with a lisp.
babaroga73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running Maning .. Olympic Gay Musical
spacewood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. One plumbers journey to solve the mystery of a broken radiator
khoifish1297 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Story about a family having trouble to find a parking spot at the Jurassic Museum
ThaTiemsz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: Attack of the Cloning
Jar Jar Binks is revealed to be a secret member of the Sith order. He was a test subject for Count Dooku's clone army. He tricks the Jedi Order to be innocent, whereas he can plan the secret attack. The attack consists of Jar Jar cloning himself exponentially and take over the Galactic Republic.
MisterMortal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling - about a hearse driver who works in new business where one hearse picks several dead guys on a way to cemetery. To brighten up his job a bit driver imagines that the dead people he drives with are alive and have discussions/debates/chit-chats about their life while being alive.
Lady_Cobra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:17:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crafting.
A newcomer to a Catholic prep high school arrives one week before the annual craft fair. Not being the creative type, she falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls, in hopes that their awkwardness has lead them to develop the ultimate crafting skills.
krogsmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good one
JealotGaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:17:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
galactic_punt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging.
Now he's just an asshole with a speech impediment.
MrKooky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spartacusing. A story of people doing what they want.
SodaCanSuperman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing
A tale of how British footballer Stewart Downing became bored of his name and decided to change it to Black Hawk.
Obieousmaximus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding. A harrowing tale of someone who is always late to work.
Scary_Terry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling
The story of 2 lesbians in the 1940's going around people's homes singing Christmas carols.
andienak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning: A young wizard raised by drug dealer muggles expands his family business to the magical world.
War-Tits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- The story of a T-Rex traffic warden doing whatever it takes to stop people parking illegally on his island.
tjwork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfellasing-its about Frank Sinatra
BBQ_ur_booty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing. Unfunny comedians roam the country ruining every joke mankind has ever made.
chucksean7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - Harry's first day with pottery
riukei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning - Award winning journalist Harry Potter documents the struggles facing Islamic academics across the Middle East.
thehouseofjohndeaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howl's Moving Castling - he's only got that one chess move
Botron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kidding. Story about a struggling martial -arts themed comedian.
reallifelucas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering.... it's about umm, adults doing...stuff, and maybeurinerelatedintercourse and also, umm...fingering
sammythejammy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning. A film about witch hunts in the 18th century and how a young boy (harry potter) saved a falsely accused man from stoning
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering: The Story of Joseph of Nazereth
bukithd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fargoing. A movie about a traveler on his journey into unexplored lands.
Edit: Obligatory, You betchya!
_monochromia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring
Is about the story of cartel smugglers as they haul valuable pearls into the US border. Featuring Donald Trump as the border police who pursues them for being immigrants inside the US.
Edit: Dr. Strangeloving - The doctor will see you now for a "check up"
TheLoveofDoge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The Flinstones look for a spot when they go shopping.
JacobKennethW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - A Denver Broncos Quarterback get's in a car accident and has to be rebuilt with a metal skeleton, he is then banned from the NFL after an unexpected winning streak.
neilbey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crank-ing. It's actually a crossover with "The Transporter," except his car is an old beat up Nissan Sentra that won't turnover.
amostrespectableuser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill billing. A pregnant assassin is almost killed by the father of her child and is intent on smothering him with the hospital bills.
0fficerNasty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - one bell to rule them all.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing... A story of a magical place where people just can't seem to get it together.
nobotherz11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enter the Fisting - a sequel to Chasing Amy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A film about dinosaurs parking.
McBadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A family go on the trip of a lifetime. In their own home.
RoadRascal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
Toffeepelican ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hail Caesaring! A tale about a Mexican man trying to find a pair of scissors.
Bahndoos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering. Oh that's naughty stuff!
Janaanbread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snow dogging, a film about overcoming cold conditional coitus
hirawrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing - a story about going far on a road trip.
thistlemitten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing. It's about a Jewish Real Estate Mogul.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliensing
A musical about a singing monster that just wants to fit in.
supersickie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F.I.S.T.ing. You know.
I_am_the_waffler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - A guy called Harry walks around not doing much.
RizzoF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - a documentary film about the invention and evolution of the quartz watch
swissmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding.
Butch travels to the future to joke in the Sundance festival.
HainanChickenMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing - Katy Perry's left shark the musical
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - an educational film on udder squeezing techniques.
Not to be mistaken for the homonymous californian gay porn that ends with lots of candles.
Uveampaline ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking - A boy overstays his booking in the jungle.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing: a documentary about the dangers of clubbing
NikKerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing.
Out of season toys that are kept in the toy store for eternity, just waiting to be bought by a child.
NYstate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing -
It's like Angie's List, just a whole lot sadder.
RexRektar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:30:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking
John Wick returns after a bunch of Skandinavians killed his new puppy... now he travels back in time to kill their ancestors
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
Oh yes. We still brought BACK the Dinosaurs!
But now... We teach them to negotiate a Walmart parking lot.
Nefilim777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The annual old age pensioner's parking contest is taking place, but there's a new kid in town...
c0c0nutYAH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
lukemela ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging: The most boring movie ever
suckmypolygons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing - The evil Empire travels the galaxy's Venture Capitalist landscape looking for a round of funding to repair the death star.
crankd87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the ending: a quick movie with no plot.
drake_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir dogging - dogging in and around a reservoir... can't imagine it needs more explaining
literarybadass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Arming: A group of investment bankers funding terrorists.
Mimshot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking -- T-Rex goes to the mall
blcman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:37:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American history Xing - an informative movie about the history of Jaywalkers.
Ninetails105 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's boning - Jennifer Lawrence seeks out the whereabouts of her missing, sex-crazed father
transdermalcelebrity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stoning where Harry and the gang find religion and serve up some old school punishment to the social deviants of Hogwarts.
bigapplepietart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo Coping. A robot realizes his true life purpose and begins a revolution, sort of like here https://youtu.be/waLxMl6K3zA
bsketches ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling.
An eccentric group of retired friends decide to nix their annual fishing trip and instead help a regretful Jack make his biggest catch yet... the one that got away! Heart warming and hilarious, Gone Girling will have you hooked!
GearnTheDwarf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing - Heart felt comedy from Woody Allen where a poor excuse for a caveman desperately tries to invent standup.
weirfik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing, the reverse Santa
Harry-Littlewood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The maze-Ing runner: a movie about a southern man who runs so damn fast it's maze-ing
mousis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good will hunting... Would be pretty much the same...
Terrrrm66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing - A how to for all your carpentry needs.
knucles668 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding. A tale of American soldiers going around Germany during World War II; with a Jewish comrade and knocking up all their women with Jewish children. Master race foiled.
Twitch8605 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching - A Lifetime Original about Amber Alerts.
MaynardJ222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God Fathering. Basically Passion of Christ from God's perspective
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching - It's about Brad Pitt playing a shoplifting gypsie.
ukrnffc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - a film about some gamers who forget to buy snacks
huntj01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. T-Rex bumps the car behind him, doesn't leave a note.
CoyoteBongwater85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
suckmypolygons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - The Queen's choice in knighthoods takes a turn for the worse.
76ers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging - Even more heroin.
ReggaeScuba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, a doc on the dangers of old people driving...
enforcer1412 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - a kid makes a robot version of Peyton Manning and enters him into the Robot Football League
batsim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - The tale of an agoraphobic on holiday.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping. Axel Foley thought he wanted wealth, until he had it.
hoova ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That Thing You Doing! - It's about a foreign language cover band that tries to play songs in English.
You! Doing that thing you doing!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
I didn't want to know that.
bdough04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha wow not what I expected but I'm sure there's a faction of reddit that would watch.
Piddly_Penguin_Army ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Graying- A look at the life of 50 people going through their mid-life crisis,
seawcbee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Backing. The untold story of how the Empire was able to fund the second death star.
Hoosagoodboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning - A story of a WW2 B-17 turret operator.
Supersize_You ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking - A mere cashier at a hamburger chain with no college education becomes CEO just by building good karma among people.
g01drush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey I shrunk the kidding - a documentary on small talk
fw2r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - Johnny Depp is a professional flute player who develops Alzheimer's and thinks he is selling drugs.
Mandog222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback Mounting, it's just gay sex.
chriscringlesmother ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - be taken back millions of years ago and watch dinosaurs struggle to fit their suv's into one space....with hilarious consequences
Doh...too late
Yung_Hip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stoning. It's about harry and all his friends smoking some dank ganj,with dumbeldore and they end up rolling some magic joints.
iAqua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. The Queen finally decided to 'Sir'a black man.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creeding. The story behind the writing of The New Testament.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing, a universe in which famous bards lead armies.
kerrigor3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengers Assembling - the Avengers outfit Hawkeye's new apartment with IKEA furniture
Jesters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. The tale of one man who started a viral internet sensation called "Gumping".
Mox_au ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing: Ferris becomes a hitman for a day.
Redding95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2012ing - Featuring Joseph Kony conscripting Instagram kids with the philosophical argument that is YOLO.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Safe Housing - Taking real estate to the next level.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ving for Vendetta
It's basically the same movie, but all those delicious V lines are delivered in the voice of the guy from the "ARBY'S: WE HAVE THE MEATS" commercials.
JoelTrottier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Avoid the T-Rex meter maid!
bigdoghogfrog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Con Airing - A documentary about blow dryers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging "What? You wanna get sued?"
innocuousremark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
Pretty much same as the original but with more house music
ExoticMandibles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 5,000 Fingers Of Doctor Ting. Uhhh... exact same movie.
andr3a ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxiing
Two hours forth and back by the landing strip.
trumpet_23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking
The story of a tap dancer who discovers tap shoes that can control time.
Infinity_Duck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo Drifting - about Japan moving away from the world after an earthquake
Worldpeace6969 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marley and Meing - A story of a Chinese man and his bonding with the dog he was going to eat.
ih8umum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would pay to watch this. Could potentially be really funny
NerfdaDerf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. An action move staring Bruce Willis as Warren Harding.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest gumping. Not suitable for viewers of any age
beerob81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: A love story about a 5'3" woman who refuses to part with her aging excursion
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
One man's epic quest to brawl his way through the cities most exclusive nightclubs.
accelerometer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
I have no idea what it was about even before adding the "ing" to it.
TheGamedawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding.
An old man promises a kid that he will teach him how to fight. But then doesn't.
yezplz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding. A former train robbing outlaw gives up his six shooters to start the first Wild West comedy club.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - The tale of a candlemaker played by Keanu Reeves, who's the best at what he does, filling wax with wicks.
ih8umum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wick was fantastic. There's a sequel in the works too.
morterwellon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing.
The tale of a shy pineapple who turns to dance to express his true feelings.
throwaway365365365 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging-Quentin Tarantino does gonzo porn.
Los_Kings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending: Finally, a movie that cuts to the chase!
tankgirl85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage mutant ninja turtleing- a mutant ninja and his search for a toilet before it's too late.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:04:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming...
I think you know this one.
DatAEK971 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. This is a top comment contender folks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - Bill Cosby biopic.
grasspuddle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - this Rex is about to get parallel.
CannabisPrime2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringsinginging...
Frodo takes an ATV to mordor to return borrowed jewellery.
Dvc_California ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Strangers on a Training" - Two complete strangers meet at a corporate training class and plot to exchange their cold lunches with one another.
richhaddon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing. the main character turns up 5 minutes from the end of the film
inmyrhyme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterding
Going around shamelessly sleeping with anything that walks and leaving behind a wake of illegitimate children.
fritzing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: Its a spoof in the Happening, but it actually the exact same movie
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A time when finding an open spot was the least of your worries.
austinlambert03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars.
Who has the best bedazzlement?
barklikeontrees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time Coping - the movie about time management
SRTie4k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Primering
A low budget multi-layered story of home improvement.
highzone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. That is all.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ving for Vendetta. Ving Rhames takes a stand agains the corrupt British Parliament. It's not at the end, but it works
Hollowsong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking - Two tourist have an adventure of a lifetime after meeting a mysterious travel agent in Brazil.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking - A bunch of washed up soap stars walk re-unite to walk the pacific crest trail and discover more about themselves than they ever thought possible
Mr_Bulldopps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing The cutting edge environmental documentary chronicling the clubbing of baby seals and the activists that won't stand for it
jamiemulcahy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A story about old people learning to park.
rakster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - when all you want to do is fight and then dance all night.
Ephemeris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring
The heart wrenching tale of when Mike Tyson was forced to sell himself for money.
TickTockImaClok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Parking. A women is forced to only park her car facing perfect south. If she fails, North America explodes.
tinynewtman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
Harry learns about the medieval oppression against wizards, and sees it being re-enacted in front of his eyes in classrooms.
malaihi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Greying. Gilf.
Vegetariancannible ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning- Harry Potter a young rascal who doesn't enjoy his philosophy lessons so ties up his philosophy teacher and stones him
soucy666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting
Instructional video on curing meats.
retroriggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Size Meing - A movie about a plus-sized Chinese woman named Mei Ng.
vocni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
never back downing - a british prime minister quits and goes on a safari
PeterCornell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking: A coming of age story about a 12 year old boy and the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog.
ikto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
A film by M Night Shyamalaning.
Nrksbullet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. It's a documentary about Tonya Harding and her Nancy Kerrigan ordeal.
EDIT: Shit it's already taken. Nevermind.
bell-91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
America History Xing
The rather blistering average story of the Xing family who explain their family's history since emigrating to America from China.
Dr_Movado ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning-police brutality gone wild
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Adventures of Robin Hooding: One man's dream to put tiny sweatshirts on birds
ToasterMeltdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing
The story of America's most dangerous road crossing; its victims did nazi it coming.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring
The story of a young woman's duck-lipped journey to being queen of the message boards
DoctorBruceWayne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Manning - a tale of 2 brother fighting male pattern balding
puissantpoisson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Zany dinosaurs run a valet service. Hijinks ensue.
JohnLocke815 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending. Just 90 minutes of credits
BrushGoodDar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing- The steroid plague hits the entomological world.
PaulTheRedditor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging... more death by grass?
LM2500 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking: A documentary about the unlikely Guns N' Roses venue
runnerdan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - It's just a dude selling some war memorabilia on craigslist.
SryCaesar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking - Jim Carey's quest to cover his obnoxious neighbour's house with masking tape.
SchlomoBlack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source Coding - Jake Gyllenhaal's less than exciting attempt to learn Javascript
BestBaconatorNA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing - Whoever said clubbing was only a night time activity is totally wrong.
Milkmonster06 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing: Tyler Durden starts an underground rave community that stretches across the country. Capalist America is brought to its knees by an organized fist pumping organization.
nickfinnftw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing. Barry Allen streaks naked through North Korea, slowing just enough that the citizenry can see his balls flapping in the wind. WWIII begins.
Fleuger_Buggle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting: A film in medieval times about a man trying to complete his knighthood during the kingdoms first and longest solar eclipse.
ab33s33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Loraxing - A boring movie about trees, pollination, and mating habits of strange animals.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Imitation Gaming: The Making of Saints Row
RagalFraggal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real Steeling. A father finally introduces his son to the wonderful world of metal working.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hudson Hawking
Bruce Willis plays Stephen Hawking's illegitimate son.
ChalkyWhite23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GHOSTING: in theaters July 13th
The summer smash hit, detailing the first date and subsequent cease of communication between millenials named Connor and Abby. The duration of the film is spent panning between abby and her blank cell phone screen. It briefly switches to Connor hitting the bong and watching South Park.
armored-dinnerjacket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hot fuzzing.
4 game devs bug testing in a sauna
Dude52637 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 shades of greying a man and his on again off again whirlwind realtionship with his greying hair that he just can't seem to come to terms with.....so he tries something new .....and black......just for men black that is ;-)
rishling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - A movie about Will Smith trying to hitch hike his way back into the city
proteus616 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shininging
An car waxing and polishing garage that runs out of all the wax and polish
Aramasaramas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering.
A movie not based on organised crime, rather the delicate art of being a Godfather. The best bit is it's filmed for 86 years straight until the once little boy becomes a Godfather himself. Then the sequel follows so you're never left wondering what happens in the next 86 years or so.
MentholAce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing everyone on earth slowly turns into the stereotypical representation of a martian. Little. Green. Men. But some men turn more slowly, Liam Neeson gathers scientists from around the world to try and stop the outbreak of what they are calling soybeanism.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A group has set out in the world to save the seals.
ramadeus75 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing
The desperate story of one body builder's attempt at breaking the dead-lift world record, by juicing on beetles, and other assorted sheathed winged insects.
heybulldoge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plan 9 from Outer Spacing - a losing basketball team spirals into confusion after trying multiple ways of freeing up their three point shooters
DeanisBatman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silent Hilling - Based on the true story of Sisyphus
Wobblycogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Atomic Training - How to run a nuclear power station
Bad Tasting - Gordon Ramsays next show
Body Heating - How crematoria work
Karate Kidding - Kid pretends to be good at karate and fails miserably.
Shafting - ...
The Coring - 90 minutes of people preparing apples for eating.
The Usual Suspecting - The next Sherlock Holmes movie.
lunvingen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Raiding. A documentary about people addicted to world of warcraft.
Tromzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Child's Playing.
The story of a child who enjoys playing games at home and absolutely no evil doll is involved. Pretty boring movie if you ask me.
TheEllimist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: Riley and her emotions struggle over whether or not to tell her parents she's gay.
plagr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting-
About a brother who gets knighted after saving the queen.
free2game ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Family Stoning. Another day in the middle east.
melissa_meow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside Outing - A company's annual party forced indoors due to poor weather.
Lawlark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
Group of young wizards viscously stone old philosophy teacher to death in scottish castle.
baloncito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo and Stitching
InItsTeeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - ta documentary on the logistics of moving and driving monster trucks
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging is about a psychopath with a stutter.
stevie7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Invisible Manning
Peyton Manning gets suspended for using his invisible powers to sabotage the other team. And for pulling wedgies in the locker room.
Carnieus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing Tom Cruise is a pretty good telesaleman untill he has a crisis of confidence, overcomes it and becomes the best god damn telesaleman you have ever seen.
MtmJM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell working on Moon base and has nobody to show his ass to besides his own clones.
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gay wincest?
milkymoocowmoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming
A group of homosexuals travel to Tahiti for the sexual adventure of a lifetime!
Ghostronic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going - A young woman caught up in the hustle of party drugs finds her IBS acting up in the most unfortunate of places.
shadow-wraithlord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming A group of people fight to the death on a empty stomach playing xbox
tasteful_sarcasm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing - Dumbledore fires professors with a glorified cup and special ceremony
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallowing - Harry is bullied about his weight and contemplates liposuction as a solution
Tea_and_Jeopardy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Buddhist Fisting: one man's quest for enlightenment goes horribly awry.
Krystazi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging Wet butts be had.
soucy666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ramboing
RamBoing
Come up with something about Sylvester Stallone and a trampoline.
NicolasCageHatesBees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A movie where clubbing is the way of the world. It is all people know both day and night. Things begin to change when Edward Norton meets a mysterious stranger with a crazy notion to tear it all down.
segagaga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - a tale about a divorced ex-cop with killer erections.
NicolasCageSkeleton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Beetlejuicing"
In Maine, there is an exterminator who has a strange addiction to drinking bug guts because he had a dream once whilst tripping on acid that it works as a sort of erectile dysfunction medicine. So he takes the dead bodies of bugs from houses he works on and drinks their guts in hope, that he may one day get an erection when he pauses the infamous chair rotation scene in Basic Instinct.
Houston_NeverMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Konging - only available for Brazzers Premium Accounts!
phoonie98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakenings. Leonard Lowe (Robert De Niro) wakes up again as a sith lord.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Lost in Spacing: The tragic tale of one mans struggles coping with a faulty typewriter key.
Citizen Kaning: Corporal punishment is taken too far, scarring a wealthy tycoon and leading to a fascination with physical assault.
X filing: Agent Mulder is demoted to managing the FBI storage system, specifically, file drawer. Oh, wait, I just described the actual X-files.
The Misting: Driving on the roads of Maine just isn't safe. Even when Steven King isn't around.
True Gritting: One mans attempt to avoid wearing out his teeth in an era of non-existent dental care.
The last Starfighting: The emotionally turbulent tale of a bands bitter green room rivalries, matched only by their public chemistry.
Battlefield Earthing: John Travolta REALLY doesn't want anything to do this one.
Plan 9 from outer spacing: That's right, we found a way to make it worse. Your move internet.
ManchesterFellow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging.
Two young men must face a hard decision. Will they level up and gain a new badge in the knowledge that by doing so they will lose everything?
Elloco421 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Shining"
Crazy man hunts down silly looking woman.
welldurr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding...The story of Nancy Kerrigan and her mission to seek revenge on the woman who stole her spotlight. Full of twists and turns.
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've taken an unexpected axel and put a perfect spin on the story!
Elloco421 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh" for 3 hours.
Laereht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/3svsfQ0
redditvlli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking.
One man's journey of kissing ass on his way to middle management.
ACSlatersMullet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on the Mooning, no explanation required.
tanbug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping: In a not too distant future, an aging man, who is hostile towards technological inventions, has a stroke an loses much of his mobility. His family are not able to take care of him 24/7, so they put him in a special home where most of the daily work like cleaning, cooking and gardening is done by robots.
kalidorisconan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The God Fathering, a story of a man trying to raise an unruly deity, with some crazy shenanigans in between...oh boy look out for trouble!
DeadParrot21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding. The lost art of watchmaking
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd WATCH this.
Ok, I'll see myself out.
archerthegreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction - A story about a fired librarian who burns books out of spite.
broderx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thin, red lining. Same movie, but everyone's jackets have a red lining.
zombiewooof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Her Majesty's Secret Servicing
A documentary about the Queen's dangerous liaisons.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a quicky and modern romcom.
AtomicHelix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding. The story of a plot of land that is controlled by Amish zombies.
Ashrune ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering, a boy wants to make his wand hard by making ero pots.
Electroniclog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking...
We follow a tyranosaurus rex on his daily commute, leading up to the grand finale of him finding that Terry the pterydactyl has taken his spot... "I mean, wtf Terry?! You can FLY! Why do you even need a car?!"
pneumaPhytologist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming: a porn parody of Pacific Rim, I guess. Or an unrelated porn involving a large amount of Asian girls and an even larger amount of rimming.
Troub313 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing - Girls go on a road trip and pants people.
Diabetesh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting.
London goes dark after a massive solar flare, but the queen must still fulfill her duties of knighting those worthy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have thought it would be a documentary about the Dwarf Fortress players (and their unsanitary lives lol).
"a barrel of fly ichor"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Argo-ing. A man living with down syndrome has the confrontation of his life as a clerk at the DMV mistakes his lisp for sass.
Sootne4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting.....
I met her at the convention....
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hardcore porn.
lyintomato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- when parking becomes a matter of life and death
yeahright17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting. Some cooking show turned movie.
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's raw! You donkey!
Rogue_3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Operation Dumbo Dropping is a documentary about the people who clean the cages at the zoo. It's not as glamorous a job as the keepers, but someone has to do it.
ChaosExstructa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 years a slaving: A musical comedy about plantation owners in the deep south.
Troub313 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooning - It's the same movie. Still amazing.
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a slang for masturbation, so I thought it would be a porn movie instead:
Troub313 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has many meanings. Goonin' still means being a Goon. It means partying. It means staring someone down.
schuschua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue caring - an avatar is the babysitter
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a man joins a group that goes around beating up people trying to have a night out dancing. SPOILER: he was alone the whole time.
chilledjavi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering: A mobster is called upon to care for his buddy's son after his 'accident'.
jjvaughn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Field of Dreaming - A young slave couple share their dreams of a life together as free people while picking cotton under the watchful eye of a one-armed sadistic plantation manager.
_Tallahassee_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering: A porno about a man who is amazing at fingering.
rack_em_willie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping... The story of an elderly man and a young boy who is forcing the old man to up his dosage of pills to kill him so he can take his house and all his wealth he and his (late) wife has acquired over the years
Prodscott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting-ing: Will Hunting, a janitor at M.I.T., has a gift for mathematics, but needs help from a speech therapist to find direction in his life and cure his stuttering problem.
negcap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing, it's a doc about tinnitus.
WhoReadsTheseThings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 years a slaving
Same story but from the perspective of the slavers and their struggles.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ip Manning: A story about Peyton Manning maintaining a network server.
Edit: But wait, there's more!
Spider Manning: A story of how Peyton Manning overcame his fear od spiders
Iron Manning: Peyton Manning goes ham and tries his hand at bodybuilding.
LazySinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing: the life of a Singaporean.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: a depressing Craiglist post.
FrayedPotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The King's Speeching - They may have fixed his stutter, now to work on his grammar...
Treshnell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing: a faint, high-pitched noise plays over the entirety of the audio track while you watch.
loveshercoffee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Hogwarts is now in Iran and everyone except the Dursleys dies in the first film.
gtizzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking
One man goes back in time to escape the hectic life of the present, only to face the same issue he hated the most... Nowhere to park at the shopping mall! Starring Rob Schneider.
WhoReadsTheseThings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging
Will Hunting struggles to overcome his stutter, it's not his fau-fault.
Matt_Damon87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Willing Hunting. A group of gay men enjoy โhuntingโ in New Yorkโs nightlife, and everyone is more than willing to partake.
nhawk24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - How do you find a spot in the jungle
Young_Laredo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining is a documentary about placentas
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering. A feel good movie about a boy learning pottery, and becoming successful in his profession
pimpernel666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing.
Harry and his friends must keep a powerful treasure away from Donald Trump.
tanglon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - a epic adventure of good against evil to see who can keep there eyes open longest...
TerdVader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping
A story about an overweight man on a Segway that contemplates the declining importance of malls in American culture as teens do much of their socializing via cell phones and shopping online.
PitchforkEmporium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars II : Attack of the Cloning
When cloning on Kamino got a little out of hand the republic has to find a way to shelter and feed these refugee clones
bruNope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging: some middle school kids try go run away from home for a few days to try and make their own version of The Shining, sneak into a big hotel. It's a comedy I guess.
gride9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking....
Everything you wanted to know about how the trex gets his Hummer in and out of the dino Walmart.
Rhodie114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging, I'm not sure, but I'm confident it will be less stupid than the original
jcrna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing
Don't go to Singapore. Ever.
DaRudeabides ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit!!! I haven't heard that song since I was a kid. I love you for this.
DaRudeabides ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, I can't for the life of me figure out why it popped into my head when I read op's title.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It did for me. I held out hope that someone would have mentioned it. Today is a good day.
MrSneaky64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrasic Parking - a group of cavemen struggle for the perfect parking space.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
Jonny Depp runs the biggest prostitute ring in history.
N3phys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A documentary on elder drivers
elporkchopp0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legends of the Falling - Story of redemption after angels are stricken from God's grace.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating, it didn't change the movie theme whatsoever.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Straight to VHS
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
Harry discovers that he's a "wizard", but it turns out that everyone's just high once he gets to Hogwarts.
zalexandra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Theory of Big Banging
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning.
A movie starring you and your journey to understand why you are watching a movie about you.
musicianface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babeling. This movie makes no sense!
real_moxie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fox and the Hounding
Tod is nagged by Vixey.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming: Some robot tongues in some monster a's. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
koalaburr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kidding: martial artists joking around
yourMOMvg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting Patrick Swayze breaks up with Demi Moore without telling her, ceasing all communication. Demi Moore thinks she's still dating him, creating a fantasy world where she dates Whoopi Goldberg.
GimpyGomer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - How to successfully attach a trailer.
cambriancomics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A space 2 hours of waiting and $50 in the making.
theshmitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Beetlejuicing", the biopic about the little know world of steroid use in the bug Olympics.
Flaccid_Grenade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling - 2 hours of a mutant teenage ninja, skillfully yo-yoing a poo
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing. America's quest to find the perfect Thanksgiving side dish.
SpaceDudeTaco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ip manning: after retiring from football, Peyton Manning becomes a patent troll.
Solarus99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aladdining - just some kid eatin by himself.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. File under Asian porn.
flightless_mouse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House of Waxing - A eccentric business owner explores the dark side of hair removal.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking. The story of a man with a neurotic addiction to his pen.
bruneytunes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wolfing of Wall Street : a stray pack of wolves tear through the big banks
hudsondr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo. That would be a great movie
Boro84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling: A group of less than intelligent British agents get very nervous as those clouds above them get closer and closer
tumarek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon Fisting... Speaks for itself.
specialkmob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking
Aging isn't the only thing Robin Williams does faster than everyone else.
this_is_balls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tomsun100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving. It'd be the exact same movie.
ContemplativeStoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning
A story about a philosopher who went against the culture in Saudi Arabia ๐
TreeAndPlants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or you know, something, something, something, marijuana.
TreeAndPlants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or you know, something, something, something, marijuana.
PierogiPal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing
Black Hawk Down from the perspective of the Somali National Alliance?
TreeAndPlants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seems legit
UnspokenRule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - The life of a candle maker can be murder.
Isulet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free Willying
You don't want to know.
musicrages ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, this fossil fueled adventure will bring you to a parking lot 65 million years in the making.
DrSmirnoffe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
Harry, Dumbledore and Fawkes blaze it like April the 20th.
brammmish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yogi Bearing - A lost yoga enthusiast tries desperately to find out where he is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beloved Hannah Barbara cartoon's picnic basket plundering, hat and tie wearing bear in his debut sex tape. (baring) :P
holyhotclits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting: the story of the first black knighting in England, and the racial drama that goes along with it.
PillowFist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Screaming - A brief documentary on the history of rollercoasters
vizzie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crafting - a group of teenage girls secretly experiment with knitting, crochet and scrapbooking.
JNC96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, where they never see a dinosaur because they can't find a fucking spot.
betocorleone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding: The true story of the forgotten Windows font
FuzzyChops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking
The tale of one man bored on Reddit
EliBloodthirst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp fictioning, A film about how hard it is to make a glass of orange juice from scratch
Coffee_Warlord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - The story of Corporate America's struggle to avoid tax and legal reforms.
lila_liechtenstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding
A film about a boy and his beloved long lost kite.
TurboTed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. Queen Elizabeth tries to knight people in a dark room. It doesn't end well for the knightees
Tydus93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking. 2 hours of a guy named John wicking candles in his candle shop.
Crisp_Volunteer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Tapping
a chiropractor tries to help a severe case of scoliosis
OfficeChairHero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing: A man goes to a Waffle House at 3am, high on MDMA.
pwlocke13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. The story of a retarded Boston kid and his frustrated teacher.
zdaniels21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging: a riveting tale of a young woman and her battle with bulimia...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo jacking, Australian beastiality porn
RacerMike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Water Boying, a gay porn shot at Guantanamo.
reincarN8ed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing
Harrison Ford plays an out-of-work archaeologist who falls on hard times and turns to drugs and alcohol.
hopl0phile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FISTing - Stallone plays a union boss and finds himself up to his elbows in the dirty underside of the trucking industry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
delicious
Skekung37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning 1,2, and 3 - The post retirement saga of Peyton Manning and how all the years of football glory will pale in comparison to his new Blacksmithing career.
nejadisholy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay and Silent Bobbing - One man's struggle to cope with early onset Parkinson's while trying to keep his condition a secret from a judgmental family
YStormwalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging. What am I doing to my favorite title.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - After being laid off due to tax cuts, James (now known as Jimmy) finds new meaning in life working at Frank's auto body shop, where he shares the tales of his former employment but no one believes him.
DerpDerpDerpBanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - The true story of Caitlyn Jenner
2toedsloth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
Sci fi erotica
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing
The quest of the Mercury astronauts to find the perfect thanksgiving meal
Rodeo360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding
A compelling story about a little boy who lost his toy wind up car over a cliff.
Agent1108 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Original Sining- A gripping story about Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas as they figure out how to use Sine graphs
prodmerc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming - showing Ender's struggle with MMO addiction.
Witzler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting - pegi 16
Mandias09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: A T-Rex taking his driving test
AtoZZZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Walk to Remembering. A couple's journey to retrace their footsteps and figure out what they did last night
ingy14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping, I don't know what "gumping" is, but it sounds sexual... and happens in a forrest... for 2 hours and 25 minutes
dudewithdonuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian filming. Just a Serbian aspiring director learning to make movies.
smokeandmirrors83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking.
The Chatroulette Story.
MZ603 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: A series of short stories about people maxing out their credit cards at embarrassing times.
Featuring:
Nicolas Cage
Wesley Snipes
Lindsay Lohan
Brendan Fraser
Fiurilli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edge of Tomorrowing - About a man who walks a fine line between procrastinating and being able to finish his work before a deadline
TheShmud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pao: Enter the Fisting
It's definitely a hardcore Asian porn now
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Hustlin' - Rick Ross endorses Trump last-minute for the presidential election in the most unexpected turn of events in political history.
candleflame3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty shadings - Documentary about Ru Paul's Drag Race
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barb Wiring: portrait of a middle-aged female electrician.
BluntTruths ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Manning - the heartwarming direct-to-home-video spiritual sequel to Antz, about a pro quarterback who helps a group of misfit ant football players overcome the odds.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking, Peter pans years as a child prostitute
softeky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Orient Expressing
A documentary on the hardships of breastfeeding in the Far East.
japalian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin Williams in Jacking
a story of a child with the body of a man, who masturbates always.
Laserdreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - Where a mad king tries to knight people in a pitch black environment.
TheFlyingAssyrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This summer.. HEADS WILL ROLL! (Accidentally!)
RotatingBagel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Spidermaning. The tale of a widespread disease that turns people into spiders.
Sane333 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tenacious Ding - Jack Black has this small dent on his car that no one seems to be able to fix.
AKAgamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - Where a man meets his long lost child 20 years later.
JohnnyKae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stoning
Uandir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I'm not allowed to talk about Fight Clubbing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking. Jason Statham's heart has been replaced by a clockwork mechanism that he has to turn manually. All the time.
frsing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing - A man discovers he is faster than anybody...when it comes to exposing himself in public
hablomuchoingles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 years a slaving, welcome to 1st grade, it doesn't get any better...
Dr_Big_Stick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing. It's a movie about saws. Nothing less, nothing more.
navinohradech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing: basically just pre-Olympian gods decorating cakes
Mr_recci ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars; Luke and Darth Vader stare at each other for 3 hours
Japjer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending
It's only thirty seconds long.
KingJuanIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming
Just 2 hours of people screaming in sheer terror for absolutely no reason.
ShadyHighlander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highlander 2: The Quickeninging
Basically the same film, just somehow worse.
Kalmah666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
Bueller's tired of all of your shit, so hes offing everyone for whatever reason...
Knox21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue Streaking - a gritty documentary about a smurf with a streaking problem
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering: an instructional guide on pottery for hairy men.
Phradycat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining
He should have spent more on a winter coat.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rushing - The tale of a man who's constantly late to things.
suddenly_satan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing - a rather uneventful documentary about lumberjacks
navinohradech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyz in the Hooding: Ice Cube and his gang get PhDs
(for the probably 95% of the world for whom this is opaque: http://www.tgs.northwestern.edu/academics/commencement/hooding-ceremony-faqs.html)
ptwonline ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Young People Fucking Ing
Ing has the day of his life.
Phil_A_Shio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect The story behind one man's dream to throw all strikes for an entire season to make money to save his farm and so on.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need movie posters now. These are fucking awesome.
DrowningApe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting. Ryan Gosling plays Shed Tatters, a once promising former major league pitcher who has lost his mojo and moves to a small village in Okinawa to coach a once great high school baseball team. Can Shed help this struggling team of misfits come together and achieve their dream of the National playoffs in Tokyo? A silent ramen master played by Takeshi Kitano helps Shed fix his pitching, while a beautiful English teacher played by Rinko Kikuchi helps Shed fix his heart.
Marysthrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the greying".... a movie about Liam Neeson getting older
sandchizzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantsing
2 1/2 hours of a group of girls roam around pantsing unsuspecting victims.
QuietWarlock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking - Jason Statham... Well, you get it
BillMueller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing
Chuck Yeager goes to great length to ensure his Thanksgiving dinner includes the best possible side dishes.
Polyversal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing -- Why did the civil rights leader cross the road?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. A young boy seeks to aid in the abolishment of a brutal execution method after a friend is killed
sexierthanhisbrother ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging
its about a dude with a speech disorder or something idk
FlaccidRapist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting - a retired karate master is looking for a new edge in life after his parents' death.
Kbnation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming - A film about e-sports addiction.
Surprentis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the sorcerer's stoning. Harry and friends try to avoid being stoned to death by muggles and other general jagaloonery.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming. Ender has clearly a gaming problem. Will he beat his addiction ?
havoc3d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. A late-to-the-party movie about an asteroid that's going to hit earth.
SozoGen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning
A boy and his friends hunt down and capture a man with a defect on his face, they call him a Sorcerer and stone him to death in the center of their school.
ertebolle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. Matt Damon has a stutter.
uomojon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fellowship of the Ringing
A group of bell based musicians find each other online and get together to stage a once in a lifetime concert despite all the naysayers.
Following the movie children everywhere sign up for Triangle lessons.
xiMagnesium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hancocking..
I didn't really think of anything past that point but I'm sure you can use your imagination here.
brndnwclnst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lad dining. A moving, low budget British movie set in Leeds in which a poor lad with impeccable taste is hired to taste and approve new dishes at a Jamie Oliver restaurant.
pandajedi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. A tale about an attempted assassination of the president
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballing- about having lots of cash and looking fly as hell... In space!
vande700 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flubbering - The story of OPs mom
kursaal71 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
A sympathetic Nazi helps thousands of Jews escape the terrors of the Nazi party, despite having one leg slightly shorter than the other.
BelgianBunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing - mating with Trixie
jimmythegreek217 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There will be Blooding.
A young girl has her period for the first time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting- The Queen knights a man in the dark for 2 hours.
hlazlo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking.
Jason Statham masturbates. That's it.
deconsecrator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN
Dennis7d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hairing. A comedy where a bunch of stoned hippies go on a journey looking for a herring.
2nuhmelt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking.
Basically still the same movie.
Hans_Delbruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A stranger comes to the retirement home where rocking chairs are banned and he teaches residents how to rock.
TeamGreendale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A trip to the mall
allthebetter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legends of the Falling:
A gripping tale about the elderly and their path to finally getting connected to Life Alert
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angering Management - An employee tests the limits of his superiors patience.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing? A short documentary about violent outbreaks at raves.
Keyboardkillah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anchor Manning. Story of Peyton's retirement from football in the pursuit of tug o' war
AppleJake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. A compilation a parachute failures.
Jerlko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
When one fierce white knighting neckbeard gets friendzoned for the last time, he seeks revenge against all those women who probably forgot all about him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing: A comedy about sketch writers writing zingers for presidential candidates for the 2012 election.
Inside Outing: A rainstorm ruins a picnic, so everyone has to picnic indoors.
Doping: A documentary about Lance Armstrong.
12 Years a Slaving: The story of a proud white plantation Master and all the goofy antics that goes with it.
This is the Ending: A movie about a struggling writer to write the last chapter of his book.
MCKALISTAIR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The phantom menacing. Just palpating being passive aggressively creepy while looking round street corners on corosant.
DigitalMariner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing
The story of a man named Malcolm who favored the use of arms and proposed a revolutionary program that would create a separate street crossing for blacks in America.ย
mark_simus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Way better than expected
TheFlyingAssyrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've been annoying my coworkers with muffled laughs for the past 30 minutes...
mark_simus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to share with my coworker after I kept laughing๐
iBlag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning -- A man seemingly starts to go insane as he walks around with his pants down.
VictorSerge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming - it's the same movie
clemens014 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining"ing" - about a man with a stutter
Michafiel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in the Sahara with bad haircuts on an endless journey trying to find the barber who did this.
teaching-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing A documentary about ergonomics in the modern workplace.
nixvix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
Prolapse
TeamGreendale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Greying
A man comes to terms with getting older
aaronkaiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing. He's the ghost with the most abs and this is the diet that helps him do it.
warriorprincessdi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
epic
scamper84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Stealing Henry Cavil plays an illegal immigrant who is brought up by good-hearted parents in small-town America, who realise that their adoptive son struggles with kleptomania.
iPinch89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The raptors get loose in a New York City parking garage.
WARNING_im_a_Prick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steeling
Shaquille O'neal is a semi-literate thief.
gorocz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Matrixing - Keanu Reeves has to learn linear algebra to get his degree!
A Clockwork Oranging - an old clockmaker struggles to keep all of his works from rusting
Polyversal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running: The Apollo Anton Ohno Story
Juggzzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending - An experimental Indie film that spoils the plot by showing the last scenes of the movie first.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: One Skyrim player's insane journey to reach level 100... in everything
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning: A Singapore Story
schlitz91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AlienSing - It's an outerspace rock opera.
PineappleSlices ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking.
An award-winning documentary on the day to day struggles of dairy farmers.
Polyversal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning: It's warm inside this Winter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BatManning
NFL legend Peyton Manning struggles to find meaning in his post-retirement life until a fateful encounter with an eccentric Billionaire changes everything.
TheBotsAndTheBees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I come here. Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding- a story of a loving father bonding with his son
Hans_Delbruck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - a little girl winds up a toy only to see it wobble off into the sunset
InstantIdealism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Sam Neil is not very good with inter-city parking and takes an entire weekend to park his car. By which time it's time for him to leave.
S00rabh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transforming: From a man to women
kaijudude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Battle of the Bulging- One man fighting to conceal his erection
fredphreak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming: The story of a boy and his Twitch feed
KMFDM781 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling- GM fucked up....big time
RustyFrets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Monsters Incing"... A story of a tattoo parlor in the shady side of Sesame Street
ki11bunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dredding: Judge Dredd has a very important Judges exam at the end of the week and realised that he hasn't studied for it at all. He is ... 'Dredding it' and has to get help from a rag tag group to help him pass his exam or he will get grounded by the Justice Judges and not be allowed to go on patrol.
PM_ME_SEXYVAPEPICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be hard staying off petrol, heard it was pretty flammable too!
ki11bunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shhh, you didn't see that
okreddit545 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting -- a witch denies her deep-rooted insecurities and instead attributes them to her friends and family.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Northus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A romantic comedy about a gay couple working out the kinks of living together.
DawkinsFett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predator-ing - a tale about Jared from Subway.
leicanthrope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing: We didn't walk in front of that Plymouth, that Plymouth drove in front of us.
neilson241 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killer Klowns from Outer Spacing
It's about murderous clowns from the cult Outer Spacing which leads a bloody campaign for the implementation of a new standard of kerning applied to all typefaces.
smoothkop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
30 Things I Hate About Youing - what really happened in the NY Knicks locker room.
WARNING_im_a_Prick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oliver Twisting
Chubby Checker is an orphan who must use his unique dancing skills to escape poverty.
Prometheus720 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Jack Nicholson plays a family man trying to get over his stutter.
And then he loses it. His mind, I mean, not his stutter.
"He-h-here's Jo-johnny!"
radiowastelands ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's Peaking. A young, popular actor finishes filming his last coming-of-age film (the niche for which he became famous and in-demand), wanting to move on to more serious roles, but discovers he is not in-demand nor wanted for anything else. The film is about coming to grips with whether to continue with what works, that you no longer enjoy, or to risk chasing your true passion and the possibility of never reaching your previously-reached heights
pmbuko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping
In an attempt to remain edgy, an aging rock band steps up their on-stage acrobatics, leading to chronic back pain. While still on tour, they employ a chiropractor who recommends applying athletic tape to the affected area.
ludespeedny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Never Ending Storing: A man trying to cope with his wife's hoarding problem, and regain control of the space in his house.
cryptikelementz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay and silent bobing. Jay gets desperate for coke and gives BJ's around the the market without anyone hearing a thing
aquaticsnipes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing. An emotional rollercoaster for an unsuspecting pineapple. The heartbreaking tale of loss and determination.
nukingrabbits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers: Dark of the Mooning - Megatron shows it all.
Fura131 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pacific Riming
seanbeedelicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing - The story of the original Mercury 7 astronauts and their macho, seat-of-the-pants approach to Thanksgiving dinner.
fendervans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple expressing-a pineapple showing its emotions
Northus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. A romantic comedy about a bored guy and the strange girl accidentally calling him while he was taking a dump watching youtube.
Boonpflug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge dredding.
A horror story about judges that meet in a hut in the woods and get drunk, just to end up fleeing on sleds from some unseen monsters.
okeanos00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Boying - The initiators of break dancing do their thing one more time.
celeryburger2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 years a slaving. The struggle of running a plantation pre civil war
FourBeerStrong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting- one old racist decides to end the crime in his neighborhood... One 911 call at a time. The Naked Gunning- In the highly awaited sequel to Minority Reporting, Wilfred the Racist sheds more than just his inhibitions about gun control to make sure his community is safe. That escalated quickly.
RossvanD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring?: Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott are so stunned by the lack of empathy in modern society that they become convinced it's been lost and embark on a quest to find it.
brammmish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The God fathering - How Jesus was made
ehowardhunt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring: One man's fascination with hoarding crystalized calcium carbonate.
fendervans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing the story of cage manufacturing
brammmish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - A lonely illiterate man talks about his favourite breed of fish
wiegie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: Sam Rockwell plays an exhibitionist astronaut.
acquaman831 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Bruce Willis plays President Warren G. Harding who has to free a group of hostages being held captive at the Teapot Dome by Albert Bacon Fall (the late Alan Rickman). With the help Calvin Coolidge (Justin Long) and Herbert Hoover (Kevin Smith), Harding has to blast his way through tons of rock and terrorists to rescue the hostages.
Calebshmaleb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing, a movie about teenagers putting tons of grease in their hair to slick it back. Guess that one stayed the same.
Roarlord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging is still about heroin addicts.
CyanDragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to this but...
Pineapple Expressing- A documentary about Spongebob's house and how it feels about having him live in it.
bob1111976 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The bridging of spies. One mans quest to build a social network for those in the secret service.
JaR82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning
A film about a film about a film about a film.
boomsc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man
The story of a bachelor learning to look presentable.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man.
After a harrowing war experience, billionaire Tony Stark decides to change his empire from weapons development to personally ironing people's clothes with a steam powered metal suit resembling a domestic iron.
juanton_soup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending - A one minute movie where once the opening credits are finished, the movie is over.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - "You have bow." "And my axe." "AND MY VUVUZELA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOmxOkLuEws
wheels255 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping - A mind-bending thriller about a man battling his addiction to narcotics.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Coping:
Coping with the fact there will never be a movie as touching as Paul Blart
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging, probably less confusing than the original.
mike_0_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing.
"He wants some things...real bad!"
Mimizan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing.
Who knew you could rack up this much credit card debt just buying guzzoline and white body paint?
begaterpillar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing
this movie is now about a guy who reallllllllllllly likes to do puzzles
GenerationScrewed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - 2 hrs of people trying to properly park huge vehicles.
BabyBundo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming. A murder story focused around a group of college aged kids who are running from a killer with Tourette's.
Euphoriks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning
IsFullOfIt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight and a Halfing
(Due to a spelling error on the posters, it was supposed to be "Eight and a Halfling"). A light-hearted family comedy set in Middle Earth during Sauron's impending reign of death and terror.
A father of three handsome boys falls in love with a beautiful window who has three girls of her own, and they all move in together to a tiny cottage in Bree. Just when all 8 of them are learning how to live together, the plucky young hobbit Nob Fonzle shows up and their lives get turned topsy-turvy.
blackchinesecowboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death to smooching. Robin Williams tries to end public displays of affection.
albenesi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking. They learn to make chairs.
Felix-Is-Dreaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers listing - German industrialist makes a killing on eBay
Straight_Unicorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running Manning - The story of a football family trying to survive a public execution gauntlet staged as a game show.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing: A lonely pineapple struggles with his inability to express how he's feeling.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bourne Identifying
"Is it him?"
"MAAATTTTT DAAAAMMMMMOOOONNNNN"
"Why does Bourne's CIA ID card still work even though they are actively trying to kill him?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing - An in depth look into the rich history of the development of the American railroads.
idspispupd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The life of Ping. Zero packets received.
TheBengineer77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sin Citing: A tragic neo-noir tale incited by bibliographical errors.
funkitin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Redditor who created the awesomely illustrated and very funny book Movie Title Typos from /r/movies should really jump on this..... Oh how I wish someone would illustrate these - they are freakin' HILARIOUS!
Edit: /u/austindlight I'm looking at you.. (pretty please?)
austindlight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I'm totally gonna sketch a few of these.
iwasinmybunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:21 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw an article about your book and I'm so annoyed that I didn't know you were at nycc. Will you do any cons in 2016? If not how might I get an autographed copy. I love this project. And I would support a +ing sequel book as well.
austindlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:50 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be at HeroesCon in Charlotte, NC (my hometown) in June. I might be doing NYCC again as well, I just have to figure out my schedule. If you don't want to wait for a signed copy, you can buy one on Amazon and have it sent to my house. Then I'll sign it and send it to you with a custom doodle inside.
iwasinmybunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:22 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fantastic! will PM you
trouzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing - a response to those fucking Sarah McLachlan commercials
crazedmilk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Powdering: A group of young makeup enthusiasts struggle to find a base suitable for their T zones.
jaxsonthotnton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
What was once the beginning of a timeless tale turns into the start of Harry's dark, brutal, murderous path.
ObligatoryPokemonRef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A romantic comedy about two cavemen who find true love while waiting for a parking spaces in Pelucidar's busiest residential area.
lvminvs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - Andy puts buzz and woody in a box on a shelf
smechanic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Operation Dumbo Dropping - dissecting and analyzing the fecal matter if the worlds largest land mammal.
Holytrickz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming, some teens play games while very hungry.
Kantina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over the (H)edging: Godot came eventually.
cienpies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
E.Ting. - The story of the gentle exchange student who phones home
apkatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - a statistician spends the whole film doing multivariate analysis, in the end he finds out nothing of it is actually real.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kidding: Fooled You!
JaR82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Dinosaurs fight over the last available space.
The Dark Knighting
Christian Bale meets the Queen, at night. "WHERE IS SHE?!"
Enderlucario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol
broken42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning - A man writes a children's fictional story about oranges
5nackbar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping- A man pretends to have a slight mental handicap in order to meet famous and influential pople
Powerism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spinal Taping
A documentary chronicling the interesting pairing of photographers and chiropractors.
r1l3yT3hCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending: The sequel and story conclusion to Pineapple Express.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
A sequel to "Black Knight," Martin Lawrence is once again thrown back to the Medieval ages and is knighted.
LexLexLex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing- a story about stopping baby seal deaths everywhere.
VTSpurs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterding...a group of American soldiers killing nazis and fathering children out of wedlock
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are back as two sides of the same coin, this time trying to open a chain of night clubs.
PresidentWeevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, a film protesting rampant nightlife
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling- apocalyptic movie about the sky falling on top of everyone
ruthlessrellik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - A struggling NFL team attempts to create a robot Peyton Manning to play as their starting QB
captainbarbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Dinosaurs park cars
BankingEight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magic Miking -- A documentary about studio recording and the intricacies of optimal microphone placement.
insanedieg0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: Nancy Kerrigan's Revenge
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming -- Tom Cruise stars in a poignant film about aging and erectile dysfunction.
packersmcmxcv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging takes place in a parking lot in the UK and is nc17
BreathingSmoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I, Roboting; Will Smith goes to a club and does the robot(dance) to find his boss's killer. 2 hours later he comes to terms with how awesome the dance is and becomes self aware
acat9001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting. Connect the dots...
Berg426 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, where people are helped to find parking spaces by friendly dinosaurs.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing. A group of immature girls travel the country side, yanking down people's pants in public places to humiliate them.
missydisaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping. A middle aged man struggling with obsessive compulsive disorder plans to reach out to his estranged family by purchasing the perfect Christmas presents for them on Black Friday. When things don't go according to plan, will he be able to adapt?
gloup81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - The struggle of the Royal Electrician to fix the lights of the Buckingham Palace ballroom in time for the Knighting ceremony
RacerMike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking - a class of third graders seeks street justice on the class bully after he breaks all of their pencil tips.
compugasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo - Utah must come up with $30,000 to save his uncles pizza shop from being closed down by the health inspector.
tasos500 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming
A movie about a group of kids forced into playing bad video games competitively, or suffer from starvation.
FrosteeRucker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Panning - a documentary about the homelessness Peter from office Space faces after being fired from Innacore.
MScoutsDCI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - The uplifting story of a man and his microwave dinners
puckbeaverton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - Just another jewish guy selling a couch on craigslist.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing
A group of teenagers leave detention to go to a morning club.
Ravenmachine_55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cop Outing- All the cops in the LAPD sit around by a pool and talk about how many laws they've broken in the past day.
cashmunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
Chicken-little's loyalty to M is tested when her past comes back to haunt her. Whilst MI6 comes under attack, Chicken-little must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon Ball Zing.
Exaskryz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - What happens when muggles find out about a wizard in the seventeeth century
Threadynugs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Edward Norton hits the town by himself to show off his new style of karate inspired techno dancing
EkansEater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning - The story of two oranges telling a story about two oranges telling a story.
PastaShrubs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HA!
PurpleTopp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming A young man from the in India wins a million dollars at a Halo tournament
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Truman Showing
A real estate agent tries to show a house without the homeowner knowing.
Jeffrey_Rosenspan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eagle Eyeing - - Rare and patriotic bird watching at it's finest.
Greasing - - two hours of Guy Fieri "cooking" his classics.
Harry Pottering - - Harry's 80th birthday shuffleboarding.
Hitching - - Life on the open road. Horror movie.
The Dark Knighting - - Power outage at Buckingham Palace.
The Masking - - Series on favorite types of tape.
The Rocking - - Don't come knocking.
The Truman Showing - - Jim sells his antique doorknobs.
Fools Rush Inning - - A League of Their Own II.
Boiler Rooming - - Youth Hostel in Arizona.
Death Becomes Herring - - Movie about Fish and Russian Food.
Innerspacing - - Interior Design for your Soul.
Junoing - - Junoing about it was a surprise to me.
God Grew Tired of Using - - And then there was light, it was good.
Heating - - Vocational Technical Video.
The Deep Ending - - Fade to Black.
The Fellowship of the Ringing - - History of Verizon.
Bad Educationing - - American Educational System.
Catch me if you Canning - - The process of pickling.
Rabbit-Proof Fencing - - Sword Combat.
Monster's Ballin' - - Shrek's Swagger.
Lone Staring - - That creepy guy in the corner of Starbucks.
Titanicing - - Decorating Giant Cakes.
Gross Point Blanking - - John Cusack forgets all his lines.
TokyoWhirlwind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Spider-Maning โ An unassuming arachnid is stepped on by a radioactive hippie and awakens the next morning with a glorious head of hair.
TakeTheBlack84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fellowship of the Ringing - a group of DD nerds prank call people all night.
ginolard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After Earthing
A feature-length safety video about the benefits of proper electrical wiring
neihuffda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one was brilliant! Well done
emilyisnotfunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Dark Citing'-a film about students referencing their essay's quotes during all nighters
Stalenstruck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking - Liam Neison is out to kidnap his daughter after a nasty divorce. "I know where you are, and I will find you and take you."
Lonelychairleg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magnum Forcing......well! Goldfingering....!! Death to Smooching. Red Heating....A plumbers job to make the house warm. Reservoir Dogging....Says everything in the title. XXX amateur. Bad Tasting. Whiplashing. Big Fishing...Catch that bass. Europa Reporting...'We're fucked atm!' Inking....Like tracing. Jack Reaching....What for though? Mooning...A school kid collaboration.
n0ahhhhh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
The dark side of Hogwarts.
swcollings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers: Dark of the Mooning
harmsc12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Poor T-Rex can't find a damn spot.
CrashDunning ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
The story of a seemingly happy high school kid who fakes being sick to skip school to commit mass murder
ubern8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - robin williams plays as a up and coming hockey player. Charged with hooking on the playoffs. 2 min. penalty. Will he make it out on time to help the team win?
The_Nipple_Tickler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing. A man sets out to reach the level cap in his favourite RPG as fast as he can.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really like this one, especially if it became a documentary about gamers obsession with getting the most out of their games.
lukephillips21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. It's like the parking garage episode of Seinfeld, but with dinosaurs.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - The story of being a single man and taking matters into your own
handshand.neon_prayers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dallas Buyers Clubbing. A touching tale of rodeo ravers.
jtw77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding. Story of a single dad, aloof and cold due to his career in high stakes international espionage, who's in for the surprise of his life when he finds out he's got a wee lad of his own. Can the love of a child melt his icy, bullet-ridden, heart?
W0j0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging - A documentary about all the 12 year olds that banged your mother while reaching the 15th prestige.
GoldenChrysus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - 2 hours of telephones ringing and, finally, nobody answering them
googahgee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the fisting
It's about a man who goes to Chinatown for food, but the restaurant is empty, so he goes to the back and sees two skinny Chinese guys going at it.
He joins in of course.
Starring Tom Cruise.
Synaps4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Few Dollars Moreing - Clint Eastwood must find a way to cope with the high price of keeping his Yacht tied up at the dock.
NiceNutz89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering. Doppler radar footage of El Niรฑo for 2 hours.
JayArAdkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remembering the Titans
A group of old men get together and try to remember who the hell the Titans were. I think they were football players. No wait, they were a model of airplane or maybe it was an old lover's surname. I don't know...
I can't remember.
jeeb00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting - A story about people who don't say goodbye when they leave a party.
Gortron3030 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell stars as a lonely miner on the moon who copes with his loneliness by mooning his superiors via satellite link
adinsk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - People going to various nightclubs and starting fights with people
captainmavro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding. A movie where zombies cheat death by skydiving without chutes
nhvfx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crowing. It is now a documentary about Coheed and Cambria
ChristPuncher79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Al Pacino, Robert Deniro and Val Kilmer struggle to find out what's wrong with their apartment building's furnace.
OoHexusoO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Johnny Depp buys candles from around the world to snuff out with his lung air.
PlamenDrop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mall Coping - Starring those people that try to get around that group of people that walk in blockade formations.
MyNewPhilosophy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing - all about Hogwarts HR department and the magical device they use to let people go
PlamenDrop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking - Trying to climb to space
Pearl-HandledPistol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing. A guy who really wants to go back to his home state of Indiana.
WretchedMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone girling - a sequel to gone fishing where joe pesci and danny glover become transgender icons
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing - Telemarketing quest to sell health insurance. It takes three movies.
rickflixandchill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monster's Inc-ing - A documentary about furry, colorful tattoo artists.
pandaemon666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission Impossibling.
Tom Cruise must fight criminals whilst wearing an assortment of gold chains.
sihtotnidaertnod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates of the Caribbeaning.
Pirates utilizing carabiner technology.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - Paul Newman and Robert Redford must contend against a swarm of angry bees that threaten their town.
Conan The Barbarianing - An inspirational workout instruction video hosted by Schwartzenegger.
Ender's Gaming - After defeating the bug-like aliens in what he thought was a computer simulation that turned out to be real life, Ender then believes all video games he plays thereafter are real. Despite the repeated attempts by those around him to tell him he's just playing a game, Ender says "oh no I'm not falling for that again. Jump Mario, JUMP!"
Demolition Manning - A documentary on the successful career of Peyton Manning.
Phabio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablancing (Pronounced Cass-a-blank-ing, because:art) - Two-and-a-half hour blooper reel of Humphrey Bogart forgetting his lines.
cetren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stardusting: A young man is rejected by the woman he is infatuated with, so he snorts a ton of blow, and thinks he travels to a magical world where he hangs out with witches, princes, and gay pirates.
wobbleboxsoldier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - a movie about a Yankee Candle store owner who fights an arsonist
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing.
Dennis dies in a horrific car accident that was deliberately caused by none other than Mr. Wilson. Now, Mr. Wilson must live the rest of his life with the ghost of his neighbor doing what he used to always do while he was alive.
Super_Swag_Hacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought a Star Wars movie could ever be turned into a Dennis the Menace movie.
Rocknocker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contacting.
"Hello. Hello? This thing working?"
sec713 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Story of Using - 90 minutes of watching people take drugs.
sec713 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: German tries to sell a couch on Craigslist.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple expressing. A flick about an emo pineapple going through high school.
PeacockDoom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Family goes to paleolithic theme park but spends the whole time looking for parking space and misses out
SloeMoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding -- Psyche! here's all your money back.
Phabio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming - One "making of" that you don't want to see.
Calamity1x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Sword And The Stoning- A wizard and his crazy witch wife are captured by king Aurthors men. They are stoned, and beheaded by king Author's mighty sword.
Tarantulasagna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling
An extremely boring documentary about the needless tradition brought about every holiday. No lesbian scene.
PhotoandGrime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Opposite of Sexing - Two people staring at walls for 90 minutes
ChristPuncher79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - Paul Neuman and Robert Redford contract a painful, burning rash after hiring an escort from Budget Rent-a-Girlfriend. Going to the bathroom becomes an excruciating ordeal.
Versimilitudinous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Supersize Ming" basically the opposite of Honey I Shrunk the Kids but with a Chinese dude becoming basically Godzilla.
Xenomech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing.
Even the IMDB summary works without modification: A former neo-nazi skinhead tries to prevent his younger brother from going down the same wrong path that he did.
(get it? crossing...wrong path... aaaahh! I suck )
Pixel8it ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging. It's basically the same, but this time the plants are angrier.
otivito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy's Revenge
Edit: Damn, I'm only 8 hours late with that one.
SloeMoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing -- The hilarious misadventures of Patricia Munkmire, assassin's accountant.
Dylaus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding, in which it is discovered that the death of Warren G Harding during his presidency was actually murder as revenge for the Tea Pot Dome scandal
pattysmife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing - A three hour loop of dogs in horrible situations, featuring the music of Sarah Maclachlan!
JRC836 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Fu Hustling. A story of a Kung fu master just tryin to make it on the streets.
Spiny_Lump-sucker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
St. Elmo's Firing. Elmo wasn't productive enough, can't be a saint.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction.
A documentary about what happens to remaindered books.
big_onion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unbreakabling: Snoop Dogg's vibranium jewelry.
nobrayn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - An agoraphobe meets a lady online who, in an attempt to get him comfortable with leaving the house again, sets up a date in his home that mimics stepping out for a night on the town.
darkharlequin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
......cast simon pegg and I'll watch this immediately.
In fact, I'd like it to be an amalgamation of "Bunny and the Bull" and "A Fantastic Fear of Everything"
sstevesstrong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Beetlejuicing
An infomercial showcasing cheap blenders and creative ways to spice up your diet, while on a budget.
Sinatra94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Usual Suspecting - A group of people who overthink and question everyone and everything
Cakeski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring
The story of Mike Tyson's discovery that he could fly when playing basketball.
spiderdoofus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning - An American visits Singapore.
yourboycharliec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing. The story of a train... filled with pineapples
narf3684 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's the Manning. A hilarious comedy about a female Peyton Manning hiding her gender throughout her football career, only to be discovered during her last game.
jdabsher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxiing
The hilarious film starring Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah as airline pilots. When they get stuck on the taxiway for hours, they have to keep the passengers entertained.
Jet_98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Snowing- pretty much the same as what happens in the original, except the zombies come from the sky instead of the ground, somehow
bealsan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting. Angelina Jolie drives a salt truck, she must salt all the icy roads during a winter storm before poor drivers injure themselves.
zeptimius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oliver Twisting: a London street urchin escapes the squalor of his life through the magic of dance.
Spatulism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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girthytaquito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious
Angry Buddhist monks in Tibet
SeductiveOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: It's about a student who is down to his last shitty pencil and tasked with writing an essay for English
vanox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping - A bunch of 5/6 year old children dealing with the stresses of coloring, reading and nap time.
billf1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pumping Ironing - all about the button on the front of your iron.
The_fartocle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold Fingering: A PornHub Exclusive
kingboy612 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious. All the characters are starving and extremely pissed.
LaziestRedditorEver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably late but Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
It's harry's first year and they really hate magical philosophy 101. Time for the revenge of the bored students!
LazyMFTX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M * A * S *H * I * N *G
A group of rag-tag home brewers take their show on the road and capture gold at the Denver International Beer Competition.
the_krug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming
Finance major Johnny moves into his new dorm room and meets Mark. They begin a lifelong friendship of throwing footballs while wearing tuxedos and speaking rather openly of their sex lives, and both begin to notice Lisa, the newest sorority member at the university.
etothemfd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a group of activist try to protect baby seals
billf1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rounding - Matt Damon teaches you how to round, Edward Norton has tricks to make rounding even easier!
TheSource88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding- A tale of Nancy Kerrigan's revenge.
LordAutumnBottom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing.
This summer, the health craze goes too far.
goobersayshey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Jerking" - Steve Martin gets excited about the new phone books
pedrobeara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/-7aIf1YnbbU
PoppinJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging....I have no freakin' idea.
RSiRooR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You, Manning. Brothers and athletic duo, Peyton and Eli, are unbeatable and inseparable....until they both fall for the same girl
SuperTravTastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch it
eltonjoan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - because they paved paradise and put in a parking lot
Redbaron67 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: Pointless....like the remake
WithoutTheQuotes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking: A 3 week race along a hiking path in Peru, starring one dozen fading celebrities. Who will team up, and who will take on the path alone?
giantsomething ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mary popping: 18+
robinhopok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Lowven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick Tracing
Jora_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is Spinal Taping - An instructional movie detailing the correct application of Kinesiology Tape to the lower and upper back
giantsomething ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal housing: documentary about barns and such
ptizzle9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fasting and Furious - People who are hangry
wizzardude2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - someone gets knighted in a dark place
vanox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House of 1000 Corpse sing - The talent show you've all been waiting for.
Lapras_Rider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - it's about a couple of old people bragging about who has the worst case of tinnitus.
Cobaltplasma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidermanning - Football superstar Peyton Manning undergoes one final performance-enhancing experiment in order to secure his final Superbowl crown... that is until he's bit by a radioactive spider and eight-legged hilarity ensues!
philhopo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridegrooming ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
excalibro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing. A story about two cops who are just trying to have a relaxing day with no fuzzy business. The two drive around, until they spot a cat. After Nick Frost gets the cat in his hands, he notices this little furball is hot.
They adopt the fuzzy cat, and make her a member of their police force, where she goes on to being the most competent member of the first half of the movie, until Simon Pegg and Nick Frost step it up.
The ending of the movie, Hot Fuzzington sits in front of a grave, and thinking its Nick Frost, we're all feeling bad, because as we all know, he was the first to take her in. When Simon Pegg arrives with flowers, Fuzzington meows loudly. And then Nick Frost appears, to which she jumps up onto his shoulder.
Just then, Simon Pegg is called for their next job. A cat burglary gone wrong. Strapping themselves in, donning their cool team shades, Hot Fuzzington and the crew are off to make sure this cat-tastrophe never sees the light of day.
MetacrisisMewAlpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would pay money to see this
joshcomley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating.... oh, right.
loky-fast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Jerking" is a comedy starring Steve Martin in a bathrobe.
lawanddisorder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winnie the Poohing. Answers the age-old question "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Long-Schlong-Silvers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - a man with severe tinnitus struggles to live a normal life.
MuonManLaserJab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride A Longing: Ice Cube and Kevin Hart struggle to express their feelings for each other.
suegenerous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxiing. Passengers' lives intersect while stuck on the runway.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting -
A film about the Black Knight from The Holy Grail and his knighting.
maroonawning ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging
I'm not a funny man.
vanox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping - A documentary on how doctors use duct tape to repair a spine.
tweeex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: a young Southern woman eats a plate of food.
winngggg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man
Movie about a man in a suit of armor ironing clothes to save the world
Merosovrana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering- A man without spell check falls in love with the digital fish in his Facebook fish tank.
Rocky Horror Picture Showing- Projectionist's assistant royally screws up his job when left alone on Halloween OR Projectionist goes insane after watching the cult classic for the millionth time.
Silence of the Lambing- Deaf Farmer deals with sheep giving birth.
The Sixth Sensing- A guy could have sworn he heard his phone vibrate again.
Catch me if you canning- A rogue thief robs high end orchards and leaves behind nothing but jams and jellies.
PM_ME_TITTY_PICS_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Family Stoning" They blaze together, they stays together.
matadata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pelican Briefing - the world's leading pelican experts host a lecture to share everything they know about pelicans
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch-ing; hey give that back dick
Krollalfa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing - too much noise there anyways
in_the_bilboes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
A group of professional bank robbers finds a way to pay their gas bill.
whoamiwhoareyou2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Treasuring - A country divided finally comes together to treasure their one true hero, Nicolas Cage.
dasexypanther ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermaning: the story of Soulja Boy and his struggle to superman all those hoes.
elliosenor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shining.
Oh, wait...
milfton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen so much gold in one thread before
Bald_Sasquach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free Willying: A nudist's struggle to conceal his feelings for the girl of his dreams.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Clowns_Sniffing_Glue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holly shitting, this has to exist as an actual moving company, so when you get your furniture there are words written in blood on it. Like, on the bottom of your wardrobe a nice, red " I know what you did last summer ".
Maybe you also get a chickens' head in the bedside table...
littlespoon22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking Still a super gay movie.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
Just Ryan Gosling driving.
CMB97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ringing - a group of elderly men complaining about the ringing in their ears from aging
Gweaty_Sooch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
A young male gets high and thinks he's magic
immunitatusbatus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing - the story of the prank-call wars and how the world ended.
SwagDrag1337 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Travel with Harry&Co. to Saudi Arabia, where the pals take part in the brutal execution of a heretic.
server_busy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gross Pointe Blanking.
You drive to Michigan to. . . . um
deepshitgoeshere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Zombielanding - An unstoppable virus infects all passengers of a plane and transforms them into zombies. But to take over the world they have to act unsuspicious and land the plane as if nothing had happened.
Gutterflame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PLAAAAAANES!
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
feat. Samuel Jackson
davijeong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrowlanding
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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davijeong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:48 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahaha nice one
TheJaoelMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking
A film about the importance of networking to become successful
PilotDad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SLC Punking!
Serious pranks from the Mormon faithful.
whyteout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing - a disney flick about an apartment complex in a red wood and the foibles of it's woodland inhabitants...
Lsdaydreamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A day in the life of a Jurassic Park parking guard.
kingers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A documentary shining a light on the dangers of night life
Silvervarg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby dicking - Moby pissing people off
Warcrafting - the art of making medival armour and blades
TrainAss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Eagling - A pair of retired USAF fighter pilots try to deal with their boredom by attempting to enter the PGA tour.
Bowling for Columbining - Farmers, bored with the every day invent a new sport played with their farm equipment which takes the nation by storm.
Phabio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing - An irate smoothie shop worker gets his own back on holier-than-thau vegans.
ironpete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying. The story of a woman who cuts the crust off her husband'd sandwich.
useallthewasabi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
The quest to find a parking spot for that gas-guzzling dinosaur is a timeless struggle
MP2733 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Konging- This documentary follows the dangers of a new trend in which desperate men climb tall buildings trying to win the affection of women.
iblastoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - A young man from Fiji discovers new, southern pleasures.
Kovdaddy47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming
A woman's life is changed forever after undergoing breast implant surgery.
epigram_in_H ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Catch Me if You Caning" (2002) - a hilarious romp featuring a young Leonardo DiCaprio taunting Singapore law enforcement officials.
corndoge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking. A documentary about the daily lives of students in an all-autistic school.
NightByMoonlight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming - the prequel to Flash Gordon
megagnome5000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howl's Moving Castling - Good friends Howl and Sophie pass time during a train journey with a game of chess. Howl takes advantage when he moves his king and rook in a single turn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging: Jack returns
over_street ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking
Nick Cage and Sean Connery casually rock in chairs for 2.5 hours.
Sett_Jackel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - Super Hero won't leave the house until he gets rid of all the wrinkles in his suit
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping - The tragic tale of a young boy chasing a high that would never satisfy and a grandfather who refused to let him down. A story of drug abuse, broken dreams, and redemption.
epostma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars VIIING.
Nr. 8 is clearly about the Next Generation.
winchester1866 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A documentary about saving baby seals from vicious poachers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A movie about a boiler repairman who embarks on a final contract before retiring. But something is going to go wrong this time - and can he really trust his team ?
OgreDTD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Running Manning - Peyton and Eli in a futuristic game show of life and death. "That guy's Jes-se Ven-tu-ra" (to the nationwide theme).
megagnome5000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โซ You're the host of Family Feud. โซ
ToastAmongUs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A teenage girl learns it's what's on the inside that counts when she suffers a horrific prolapse.
nipples_of_heaven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - Keanu finally solves the puzzle of foot odor.
megagnome5000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - A young job-seeker must mingle with professionals and exchange contact information while enjoying hors d'oeuvres and light refreshments.
TittyBoKnitties ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elfing - A woman with an insatiable lust for little men.
Flyersrock87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Hansel takes his break-dance fighting skills to the clubs
Scorpinock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Grandma finds a spot in the parking garage ta the mall.
ToastAmongUs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Copping. An out of shape security guard uses his little authority to grope female shoplifters.
smoike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking, Ron Schneider is a tyranosaurus rex that gets a job as a concierge at an exclusive resort, with HILARIOUS results.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling - It's a porno.
erictwitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Remember kids, we parked in the red brontosauros section.
LegendaryNeurotoxin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ping
A prodigious mathematician unlocks the secrets to internet latency.
david13z ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging. Four on one in the back of a flying car.
SpankMeDaddy22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing
An occurrence at a holiday dinner.
Benjammin172 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing. Brad Pitt travels the world in search of witty banter. Also, some shit about zombies.
thegoatfarma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - its happening again
muchacho360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously? Exact repost
bluejams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Balling.
He got game. In space.
CaughtInDireWood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Perfect Storming: A practical guide of how to infiltrate any enemy's castle
dellett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - one band's journey to the top
kamandi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - Keanu Reeves is a promising math student struggling with Abstract Algebra when he meets a group of secretive Math Geniuses that show him how to visualize The Grone-Merris conjecture on Laplacian spectra, and discover his awakened supernatural insight into Bhatia-Kittaneh's question on singular values. Is he The One of prophesy to solve the Inverse Galois Problem?
MasterRoka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: Episode V- The Empire Strikes Backing
After the destruction of the first Death Star, the Empire launches a Kickstarter to fund the building of another. Miraculously, they blow past their goal, only to disappoint their backers when it's destroyed yet again in the sequel.
Sorry didn't see the other guy that did this one. Different idea though.
bouve95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing. Jigsaw makes people guests on his home improvement program.
seedsofchaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming. It's still the exact same movie.
samarajac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing- people make an event of staying inside all day
s0974748 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 400 Blowing
400 blowjobs in a day, can she do it?
bfragged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing - the phantom of the opera is back, and he's as mad as hell
kamandi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - Swedish woodland geriatric musical aerobics.
Edit: If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is Gumping.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining: pants that aren't quite warm enough.
The_Ninja_Beaver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking - Jim Carrey is involved in a conspiracy and a government cover-up.
erynosaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing A low-budget documentary featuring a bunch of Hoosiers trying to get their fix.
Inside Outing Agoraphobic takes a holiday.
Jurassic Parking T-Rex struggles to find a good spot at Wal-Mart.
The Helping A family is torn apart when grandma takes too many mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving.
American History Xing The grueling story o fa high school hallway.
Kopratic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking.
So it's pretty much exactly the same....
JohnFuckingWayne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A movie about a bunch of dinosaurs trying to find a parking spot
Rogue092 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a tale of people who would rather just hang out indoors.
Hoppymoses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One flew over the cuckoo's nesting - Pixar animal movie voiced by Jack Nichalson.
SinnerOfAttention ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - "Apollo meets Soul Train meets zero gravity - two thumbs up!"
chocki305 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling
A film about the strugle of one customer service technican attepting to procees a complete recall on a major product.
Did_you_eat_CRAF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - the story of a man who has trouble maintaining friendships due to overproductive salivary glands.
TeamSuperMegaUltra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing- This thanksgiving things are going to get hot and steamy in the kitchen.
vicaphit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Die Harding. Nancy Kerrigan exacts revenge.
MyCatsTryingToKillMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ving for Vendetta. Ving Rhames is the man you need to call when you have a problem.
Chocolate-spread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning, a movie about the injustice of corporal punishment.
fr0ntsight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemy Mining? Mining for enemies..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - A public cries out in protest after a newspaperman is beaten to death outside a sled factory.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downfalling - Hitler trips and falls down from a stair...
skonen_blades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting. The outcome of the battle of Waterloo is drastically changed by the use of huge amounts of explosives
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - a documentary about making a really shitty movie
ademnus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding -The story of how one woman conquered her own flatulence.
"As God is my witness, I shall not fart again!"
Windhorse730 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: A Trex is hired as a parking attendant but has trouble reaching the wheel or getting into compact cars.
californiasaison22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing. Grubs are the specialty in this cooking show!
rebelliousmelon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling-two hours of him lounging on a bear skin rug in front of a large fire place.
ERRORMONSTER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing - Edward Norton and Brad Pitt go from bar to bar, drinking and beating up unsuspecting strangers.
davidso12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning: a tale of apostasy in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Saming
Stoner comedy about a man who refuses to make any positive change in his life.
Footballgamekid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming
The tale of how one pre pubescent teen has to play WoW without Doritos and Mountain Dew.
PreyOnTheCosmos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - During World War II, a sympathetic German real estate agent plays a dangerous shell game to provide shelter for displaced Jews by secretly overstating home prices so they won't sell.
mootinator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - The messiah's origin story I suppose.
Zacbal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunting - A 3 hour documentary about the hunt of one deer.
D89raj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - cctv footages of giant trucks hogging all the space in parking lots
BlackKn1ght ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosopher's stoning: that's what happens to wizards in the middle east.
phroggish_one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Million Dollar Babying - now a documentary about the high price of pampering services.
valiantiam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringsing.
A character named Gollum is troubled by the sound of ringing in his ears..
Constantly trying to "End the Ringsing in my ears'ses"
QG_Moonivy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - Man tries furios(a)ly to get 100 reps on his bench press.
chrisgcc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking... Hurry up old man! We don't have all day!
StabbyPants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jurrasic parking is about parallel parking dinosaurs
sybolian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers: Dark of the Mooning "The Autobots must, once again, team up with an ass (Shia LaBouf) to save the earth.
AuroraHalsey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A dinosaur trying to find a parking space for his car in a busy city.
Kulaid871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would imagine its a story about old man trying to find parking, and getting into hilarious situations.
DrunkProgram ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good will huntinging?
boblodiablo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Petering pan.
A young boy addicted to opiates in the UK overdoses on some laced ish and goes into a coma. Kid proceeds to have the dream about flying, the lost boys, never land, and Captain Hook. Wakes up clean, sober, and a changed man forever. Or dies, haven't decided yet.
thesuburbs103 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gone girling - the story of bruce to caitlin
yahrdme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Running - a riveting film about a chicken who kept running long after crossing the road
serenefiendninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe I haven't seen an attempt to this one.
The Dark Knight Rising. A black guys rise to being the greatest porn star in history.
illinois33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping: A movie on how to be Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Psychotype ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - the world is turned upside down when a government official unknowingly discloses everyone's sexuality without their consent.
Joshtice_For_All ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concussioning - Will Smith plays Dr. Bennet Omalu, A forensic pathologist who fought against efforts by the National Football League to suppress his research on the brain damage they suffer from concussions. By giving anyone who crosses him a concussion.
ironmanmk42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All golds deserved in this thread. Superb thread and awesome responses.
World War Zing was the best.
Mine would've been :
Top Gunning - a little office working, while browsing reddit with reddit-key, redditor goes for the top job in his company one upvote at a time.
FACE_Ghost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - An animated story about how a family stayed inside today
icecreaminasnowstorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.... A story of medieval persecution as seen through the eyes of a typical child of that period... Sooo a comedy, I guess.
8oD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking
HomOctopus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering- story about young boy creating random shaped pottery
TheReal-Chris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman: The Dark Knighting - The Queen of England struggles to knight a man in the middle of the night. His name Batman and he hates the sun.
AvatarCastiel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Camping... Jesus has returned to earth only to become addicted to video games and spawn kill noobs
CriesOfBirds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supercoping - After the death of his spouse, a guy copes like a boss
cebjmb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing. Thanksgiving dinner.
MerkyMerkinsmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Spartacussing - A slave of Rome with Tourette's Syndrome who accidentally stirs up a slave rebellion and is made leader after his fellow slaves mistake his Tourette's outbursts for anger against the Roman Empire. Rated R for language.
seahawks9091699091 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing. Porno with lots of oral
Blue97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Gritting. A man's journey to stop grinding his teeth in his sleep.
Rikiar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing.
A movie about a chronic stutterer who decides to throw the party of the century. Everything goes great until he tries to give a speech at the bash, halfway through the movie. The speech lasts the rest of the movie's runtime.
wdh1977 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - Summer Camp where musical parents send their tone deaf offspring.
Suthainn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: De Niro and Pacino struggle to stay warm in the middle of a snowstorm.
reddit99362 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring: movie about the black market pearl trade.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting.
Tensions are high when an entire coastal population ends up slightly damp, but not so much that they're legitimately bothered by it.
Adept_J ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing.
An indoors get-together amongst fellow Redditors who never actually venture outside.
AverageCanadianGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need For Speed: Tokyo Drifting.... Just the same movie.
silentterror89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching
Will Smith as a truck driver backing up to a trailer.
willywalloo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling - Arnold tries to recall which muscles he has worked out , and can't continue his workout until he remembers.
CGained ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. A movie focusing on the struggles of tyrannosaurus and velociraptor parking
4fthawaiian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inking - Sully and Mike sneak into children's rooms and give them tattoos.
Nova7ny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - The story of a retired candlemaker who gets back in the game to help a world plunged into darkness. (A Michael Bay Film)
cimarron1975 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heating: Robert Deniro and Al Pacino work for competing furnace repair companies.
Eatcha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stoning.
Harry and the gang live in a religious theocracy and intellectualism is strongly discouraged.
shagetz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking
Hotel reservations in the tropical rainforest
devvyn88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring -- Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with his lunch, voiced by Scarlett Johansson. Set in Holland.
bigsparra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning, just a guy getting his bum out when people pass his window.
wobblebase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - Nazi Germany is making it really hard to rent this apartment
Midnight Cowboying - no change in plot, still a cowboy hooking
The Departing - also no change in plot (spoiler, everyone dies); alternatively, a melodrama about a group of people stuck waiting for a delayed flight
Lilo & Stitching - a harrowing tale of a Hawaiian girl working in a garment factory
rulerofrules ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force awakening and it's just the 3 months before the first scene of the new starwars.
shagetz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing
You've never had a smoothie this good
ZanrosTheWizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing - Hugh Jackman sea fishing at gunpoint while receiving oral pleasure.
AP-TOaD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - the worlds most dangerous parking lot
JokeMode ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Manning. Spike Lee takes a sexy look at what happens inside the Denver Broncos locker room.
BIGR3D ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Troning. About a man who scans scantrons.
dragonmasterjg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: when your mom sits down
RoLo99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathproofing - one man's mission to safeguard his house.
oneliner-guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch Me if you Caning - A street-smart boy in New York works toward his dream of grifting in Singapore
vicarious1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - a gay man gives up politics to go work on a dairy.
f0k4ppl3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a weird fetish video.
visciouslemur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. An instructional video for theme park parking lot attendants.
johnmerricksvet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcom Xing - The roads converge as one man finds himself at the intersection of life.
Keaton223 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
A story about a woman scorn by bill collectors for the last time!
morallycorruptgirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing
... Could be interpreted in a couple different ways...
f0k4ppl3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About the worst case of tinnitus in history.
morallycorruptgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO!!! =)
XtalVoldaren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic Fouring - A documentary of the best moments in golf that really lives up to par.
I_be_who_I_be ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing.
It's about Matt Damon trying to live on mars and be a Martian.
Codvodka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsman:The secret serviceing
When prince Phillip goes to sleep, the Queen uses her Kingsmen for secret service.
scalesthefish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching: the mocumentary on infants learning manners
superjj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - An ambitious young real estate agent tries to make ends meet during the Nazi occupation.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The girl with the dragon tattooing- khaleesi gives up her conquest to rule the kingdom to open a tattoo parlor.
Orepuki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Goldfingering - James bond competes in the female masterbation Olympics.
Thunderballing - James bond be laying it down
Moonrakering - 007s special assignment this time is to clean up the moon.
Skyfalling - Weeeeeeee!
SaltySolomon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering, a few old dudes try to win a pottery competition.
Keetlady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Adventure where dinosaurs learn how to drive.
Chillaxel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping - The life of an average gamer suffering ping.
T-BoneTheFlamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill billing A movie about an assassins accountant
themacfarlane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Renting - Roger and Mark try to find someone to sublet their apartment.
mscal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredding
This judge just does not want to go to work today
DelicateMoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing: a neo-nazi tries to cross the road.
LvlOneNoob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
An adventure of parking classic cars 65 million years in the making.
hugh_madson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Silencing of the Lambs!
rncookiemaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking The Silence of the Lambing. Something about birthing lambs quietly?
euclid223 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding : Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding go toe to toe.
SJVellenga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing, a story about a man that is hired by the government to visit corporations and randomly fire someone by selecting a name from the goblet.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Tapping - An educational film for med students learning how to do a lumbar puncture.
macthecomedian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking.
Robin Williams jerks off at all ages.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby Dicking - The Life and Memoirs of Ron Jeremy
jagerdertoten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Gritting - an aging dentist is confronted by a teenage girl with a serious case of nocturnal teeth grinding only to find out he is all out of mouth guards
jsterlingpound ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast Fiving - A group of friends as close as family enter the world of underground competitions of who can give the speediest high fives.
imnotacowanymore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrasic parking
Sam Neill trying to park amongst dinosaurs.
Mumie1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Gatheringing - bunch of dudes ding dong ditching
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Parking: A group of Left-Handed Bostonians select a monarch.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million dollar babying
The story of Ethan Couch.
slamhead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Cider House Ruling - A big food conglomerate sues a small family run apple orchard.
cheernastics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming - Hungry people playing video games... to the death!!
HentMas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would say its about the friday night of a stonner
AAron_Balakay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking: This time, they destroyed his candle collection.
wtipton7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Schindler's Listing", a movie about a man that really wants to sell a house. Even at a hollow cost.
ajfili ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - Documentary about Singapore.
trachea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging
A low-income janitor's struggle to overcome his studder catches the attention of the NSA with his geniusus
Newbasaurusrex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming - A documentary film that followed girls who attend the concerts of young pop stars.
sullyrb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
halloweening-young mike myers goes through the ups and downs of life as a toddler
TheStig1214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing- A divorced woman uses her rich ex-husband's credit cards to go on a million dollar shopping spree.
OliverHoles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping.
A distraught family deals with the loss of Officer Alex Murphy.
Indyfilmfool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Pixar's latest animated classic, in which Kevin James voices a hapless T-Rex who's in charge of parking enforcement outside of Dino City hall.
bobbygoin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - Sean Penn milks cows..I- I don't know.
Rebus_Nickel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing - where Frodo rings every doorbell in Mordor and landlord Sauron tries to stop the terror
Droppin-Science ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
mettaworldpolice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mettaworldpolice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot synopsis is painfully obvious. The Philosophers get Harry stoned off his rocka m8
Droppin-Science ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
lye_milkshake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing - Two agoraphobic roommates go on holiday.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing. A movie about the history of railroad crossings in America.
Bcjustin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commando-ing. No drawers for us!
supabob78 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HoosierSing! A modern day musical about an Indiana college basketball team, who sings!
Camoral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming. A documentary about my life as a boring college student.
UniqueConstraint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan finally gets her revenge!
LeBronMancuso ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - an epic tale of Nazi real estate.
pudgeishooker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
minionsing
hugeskill1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck of
best-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey man stop being so rude he was just making a cheesy joke no need to get hostile
run_likeacantaloupe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch Me if you Canning - Leo evades capture while living on a strict diet of canned fruits/vegetables
Alpha2350 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking--Sean Penn travels around the Central Valley of California milking cows and defrauding the public.
Men4ced ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
white gaping buttholes 2ing
houseofdownton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, a movie about watching old people situate their vehicles.
MadsLame ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking - a fast paced thriller where Keanu Reaves tries to break off the point of hundreds of pencils that Patrick Swayze throws at him.
VolkswagenBeatle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping - Schwarzenegger plays a soldier with PTSD anger issues turned a preschool teacher
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing - Ewan McGregor stars in this heartwarming tale of a dying father reliving his life on a large game-fishing vessel in the North Atlantic through stories told to his son.
JHancho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping - a story in the future of a robot ins the counseling profession. Or a story about a robot that experienced a personal tragedy. Or an experiencial movie about how robotic people get when dealing with emotions.
Blowing - a story about a fledgling lawn care company set in the fall.
Old Schooling - a coming-of-age film where the child protagonist is thrown into the past and has to attend school in that time period.
The Big Shorting - A documentary about short, fat people.
I_Seriously_Hate_U ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where is my Caring? - Two college dropouts lose their sense of empathy and go on a murderous rampage in an attempt to take back what was lost.
Poppamunz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning: A famous philosopher is stoned to death, and Harry throws the first stone.
Ketzeph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Signings.
M. Night Shyamalan's thriller about killer deaf people.
void-byte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
American History Xing: In an alternative universe where a Chinese sailor (Yao Xing) discovered the american continent.
ChipperNath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - The vivid retelling of how Jennifer Lawrence discovered she was allergic to bees.
Draco_Meowlfoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting - She kills you because she's unhappy about herself
homelovinguy37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Saw the Deviling
A man is forever traumatized when he witnesses his mother in process of cooking deviled eggs
-Buzz- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - Hijackers on a plane turn to zombies and hilarity ensues as they try to land the plane while eating the passengers.
glasgowspook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Imitation Gaming - The story of a company that makes cheap knockoff consoles.
VibSharma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotting-ing. Watching people watch trains. Or in the context of the movie: watching someone watch the movie Trainspotting.
alogan3344 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing. Starring "Bad Luck Bryan".
cHaOsReX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Die Harding" - Tanya Harding goes on a rampage breaking other figure skater's knee caps.
JuniperJupiter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crafting: Four awkward teenage witches take on projects they saw on Pinterest using their magick.
phthophth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAS Booting
A guy on a submarine reinstalls Windows from the CD.
theblackraven996 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderManning: the exhilarating tale of how a man with six arms and two legs can become the greatest quarterback in league history.
lebouffon88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious: Muslims who is fasting gets angry because cannot drive home on time for meal.
usrevenge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing
it's about icebergs who go around sinking ships.
milicacosic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rooming... Maybe about a couple (Johnny and Lisa) who try to accommodate new people into their flat?!
Panhead09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man, about the billionaire playboy Tony Stark, who uses his vast wealth and scientific genius to engineer a super-iron powered by an Arc Reactor, which uses rockets and lasers to obliterate wrinkles.
redit360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking -old dinosaurs learning to park or old people parking old cars
war_lobster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - The Empire faces off against the Rebellion to see who blinks first.
austindlight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is right up my alley.
Point Blanking.
It's a movie about uh...there's a guy and uh, he's...uh...it's on the tip of my tongue.
Never mind.
JamesBaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Battleshipping - A Hunger Games style competition for writers of Fanfiction. Get Harding - Will Farrel goes back in time to find the former President. Pitch Perfecting - A day in the life of a stadium groundsman. Cloverfielding - The story of a young Irish boy who sucks at baseball.
bung_musk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking
A group of Starfleet commanders embark on a perilous hiking trip on the surface of the sun.
cheaplomastic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
40 Year Old Virgining!
I've got nuthin.
lebronjamesofgaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- an old man tries to park.
mar504 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Teaching an old dinosaur new tricks
bse50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - A fed up retired couple tries to cancel their comcast account.
Crank-ing. A movie about a dude stranded in the desert with a dead battery.
Sierra11755 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. Peyton Manning gets traded to the Steelers.
Aurumaethera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters inc.ing - A story of dyslexic tattoo artists.
-kaleidoscopeofmope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and furious. They will receive spiritual enlightenment whether they want it or not.
clinsdell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Astronaut Sam Bell has a quintessentially personal encounter
DEN0MINAT0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting.
Someone becomes a knight at night.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
Uma Thurman evades taxes, violently. Or she acts like Flo from the Progressive commercials only not a cunt.
ComicLawyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bat Manning - Peyton tries baseball. Does almost as well as MJ.
johnny_monster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You, Manning - Can the star-crossed Mile High City still hung up on John Elway learn to love a quarterback again?
xenolego ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - Steve Martin's life as a bachelor
ThatKindaSexyGuyCody ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing. A woman goes on a killing spree in her Verizon store because they just charge too fucking much.
Creatively_bankrupt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Paning.
A young boy hunts for gold.
lurgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett sing some Christmas songs.
Fifty Shades of Greying - A man dyes his hair a variety of different colors to cover up the fact that he is going grey. Featuring Rob Schneider as - The Comb!
Inside Outing - A man is "outed" as gay, but who did the deed? It must have been someone who knew him very well... an inside job.
Sonicthebagel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing, a short film about Seth Rogen's job at Burning Man
allhailpreztrump ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing. It was the dogs against the rules... the rules lost!
ukiyoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Adventures of Robin Hooding
The Stinging
Inside Outing
Heating
Dial Ming for Murder
Gone Girling
Rushing
Standing by Me
Shuttering Island
The Wizarding of Oz
hlopez003 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the Philosophers stoneing... bring that goblet of fire over here and hit this London kush Hermione!
fuzillade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing - Japanese fighting beetles start juicing to get the edge over the competition.
roguetk422 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shiningning, its about a timid chinese girl in a new land
(Say it out loud)
yoyomicah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antzing. An in-depth look at how ant-related humor sparked the dad joke revolution of the late 20th century.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping : Instead of selling his old home to make a way for new development Carl Muntz decides to make his home bigger and bigger.
DEADMEAT15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking - Jason Statham gives up being an assassin, stays at home and browses RedTube instead.
patrizl001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing. Matt Damon goes to mars and joins a cult group to becom a martian
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - the story of a beautiful werewolf and the struggles with her monthly transformations.
EvoMatic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - a love story that takes place just inside the car.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is cheating but: Stuart Belittling
Never did one mouse make you feel so small.
Risky_Fellatio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Willing Hunting follows one man as he tries to shed light on the charitable work of poachers.
Russsty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Guess.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating - same old plot - just a remake of 1972 classic.
mittenshatesyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - Nazi lapel pin. NO RESERVE!
chaneleywelly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting: 2 hours & 30 mins of a man trimming the grass of a football field with nail scissors... Possible horror/torture movie
maddking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: a horror movie about Nancy Kerrigan's revenge on her hated rival.
thecomedysource ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning - a young wizard flees the Inquisition after he witnesses a scientist being stoned to death
superrjb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open Seasoning: Boog discovers Shaw has sabotaged his kitchen in a final attempt at revenge.
GimletOnTheRocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning Their backs gonna hurt, son.
banngr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ringing
Film about a group of church bell ringers.
scousechris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cross of Ironing - James Coburn gets sick and tired of getting wrinkles out of his uniform
SaggingInTheWind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rob Schneider is a carpenter with a hot, virgin girlfriend; but when she finds out she's been divinely inseminated, he's gonna learn raising a perfect child isn't as easy as it sounds!
Rob Schneider in -
The Godfathering
pneutin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Rocking
Nicolas Cage attempts to rock a crying baby to sleep for 2 hours.
MistakesTasteGreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing - The Maitlands are in for an afterlife surprise in the form of a steroid freak who is always talking smack about their non-muscularity:
"Nice fuckin' deltoids!" (Honk honk)
apples_or_eggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Chilling: Can you stay at room temperature your whole life???
intensely_human ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best askreddit thread I have ever seen.
Volfie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. A working class savant goes to Harvard to try to solve a pesky Autocorrect.
j909m ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing. Keenu Reeves does linear algebra for 120 minutes.
BasementSkin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. I should've known I'd be beaten to that one.
Insomnix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning - A man travels to Antarctica to have sex with as many penguin as possible. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
sw1ayfe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running - Half Vampire, Half Man from the future, damn he could run
hnybajr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon Ball Zing - Earth's most powerful comedians must enter a battle of words with aliens intent on delivering the sickest burns.
EnderAllenPoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing Fresh out of ideas, Hollywood hires David Lynch to retell this straightforward stoner classic.
chateaublue32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - Now with twice the brightness!
chateaublue32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Backing - Stormtroopers on strike receive some much needed support.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming
Fat video game nerd won't stop his WOW marathon to get something to eat, even though he has low blood sugar. It's a race against time to finish his quest before he passes out.
Lostinuniverse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
harry potter and the philosopher's stoning. now set in the middle east. Dumbledor mentors him on philosophy, harry has an origional thought. dumbledor is stonned for being gay while harry runs for the next 6 books for his idea, hermione is made snapes child bride, he's the good guy. Ron becomes an extreemist, Everyone dies.
Rated PG 13
mediocre-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing. About a phone that never stops ringing causing people to go mad and commit suicide.
Deekle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing: The autobiography of a first year plastic surgery resident.
Deekle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Followed by Face offing: The autobiography of a second year plastic surgery resident.
Hanging_Lazy_B ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
ITing - by Stephen King about a clown that is great at fixing computers The Standing - Also by Stephen King about a man that stands
EvanLIX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Imitation Gaming" It's just 2 hours of someone playing Team Fortress 2 as a spy.
scarab456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: A pair of dudes just go around clubs beating the crap out people.
milakia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silencing of the Lambs - a local sheep herder grows weary of his noisy herd and decides to put an end to it.
RogertheStroklund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, my boss just thought of this one;
"Jurassic Parking"
90 minutes of old people bumping into each other and yelling in a Sears parking lot.
clarkattack7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
300ing. The most intense bowling movie you've ever seen.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning is now much more biblical
FilthyGypsey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jurassic Parking"
A documentary about how dangerous elderly people are behind the wheel.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a weiner-ing
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and furious: Gandhi gets pissed during a hunger strike.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering.
CaptainCrater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. Basically chicken little with more guns and helicopters.
Nikaleigh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Scorcer's Stoning - hmmmmmmm
svag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - Shows the story of a kid trying to destroy his mobile phone which is always ringing...
c1em3ntchua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backing to the Future - Delorean now drives in reverse.
CaptainCrater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging. A reenactment of the holocaust.
taylorgasm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Rodding. Giggity.
unbuttoned ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - The untold story of the assassination attempt against America's most boring president
onegirlrebellion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rabbit Proof Fencing - An Australian drama about superior rural property fencing.
pruzzles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cop Landing - Sly Stallone plays a cop preparing to land a plane into...a corrupt city.
MadCrises ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - Idk help me..
cbcfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A love story about star-crossed lovers into S&M play involving ice cold sea water and flotsam.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing
Coming this fall...
Frodo thought it was just another phone call
jmansbufny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - the story of 3 nerds who travel around the globe to find the best star trek conventions.
veyronboss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing:
A production against the beatdown on seals.
Knobbnikon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding.
Pretty much the same movie.
Egthomas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
End of Watching
Just the credits
mikus-fikus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The coming-of-age story about two Velociraptors driving up the hill that overlooks their town and going-ons that occur inside the car.
jre2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing
cbcfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The TV version will be called Fiends. Six heroine addicts' hilarious anitics living in New York in the 1990s.
wesjall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
A movie about mark whalberg and Zooey D having to survive the world killing off a lot of the population. The twist is there is no twist
borgia94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Missed Calling - the story of a man who made a wrong career decision
EyeDewDoYou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buffalo 69ing
A story of two hairy gentleman.....well you can figure out the rest. Whoops meant 66 which is actually worse.
cbcfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't 66 mean they're spooning? That's pretty mild isn't it?
brak_loves_atari ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
uping. 2 hours of a party with that one ass hole 'i once saw bowie at the garden" "oh yeah? my dad KNEW bowie. he was at my house like, every weekend." "...fuck off derek."
brak_loves_atari ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
die harding: a psychopath hunts down tanya, warren g. and reggie harding. SPOILER ALERT. They're all related and the murderer is their mother.
apatfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on Firing: Donald Trump shares his keys to being a successful and ruthless businessman.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walk Harding. Tonya Harding isn't the one who's injured and she getting the gold.
ArguableSauce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miracle On Icing They said the Soviet Frosting Federation was unstoppable but one brave baker begged to differ. MIRACLE ON ICING! The true story of an american hero who, with a little whisking and a lot of heart, beat the unbeatable.
djkeone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for speeding : documentary featuring police and lawmakers discussing how traffic ticket fines add to their budgets.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking. It's Kimmy Schmidt's turn to turn the crank.
TheDJ47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drifting.
A movie where the City of Tokyo gets mad at the rest of Japan and breaks off the island and quickly floats away.
mausoptic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing- two dwarfs winning the wall street selling shit by phone
suneetbhatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Juicing. A story about Tupac's bout with a new fad diet.
Soundtrack featured Big Daddy Kaning, a Singaporean rapper who turned to the artform after experiencing corporal punishment while in middle school.
xxyphaxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wiz-ing. Urination porn.
saymouth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing, The Story of a man with a split personality, by day a passive aggressive office clerk, by night a manic-aggressive, pill popping, twerking, Disco-Durden!
Imnottheassman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: A high schooler tries to finish the SATs as he slowly runs out of functioning #2 pencils.
hehbbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing a biopic about Alexander Graham Bell.
amantooth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing, Sarah McLaughlan's depressing documentary about homeless pets
hehbbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killing Bill - same plot
Commissar_Genki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frequenciesing: An Epileptic tale told in fits and starts.
anecessaryend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - straight to DVD prequel of The Flintstones where Fred and Barney struggle to get their drivers's licenses.
messycan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone should make movie posters of these.
nickdude114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - trying to find a spot in that massive amusement park
biasedNeutrality ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flashing- a football player goes to another dimension screaming "AH AHAAAH" whilst showing his goods
wenzel32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - The story of a superstar athlete being put in a metal suit to stay alive after a freak sports injury.
shauncorleone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching
Brad Pitt and Jason Statham practice a complex olympic lift for 2 hours.
shauncorleone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on Firing
Denzel Washington plays a corporate middle manager who at one time struggled with terminating his employees, but now he's grown emotionally numb to the process over time. After all, he's just a professional.
WieruZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - A film about the responsibilities of being a godfather.
Boseddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy's Homing - Will Farrell is stepping out on his wife & kids to hook up with Mark Wahlberg.
francaisitaliano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming. Same plot, more screams.
DildoPrime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factoring
It's just the percentages scene, except with Wonka.
And it's 3 hours long.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking - Man takes all that he wants whenever he wants it
TokyoCalling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dead Zoning
Things take a turn for the wacky after the Department of City Planning sets aside a few blocks for the vapors, entities, and slimers previously crowded into the Ghost Busters containment grid.
broompanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The girl with the dragon tattooing: When Daenerys leaves everything behind to follow her one true passion.
sirkittykittymeowcat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - oh gosh...
hookydoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the philosophers stoning: a film detailing the persecution of philosophers and the treachery by one of their own.
scottnally ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing" Mr Potter works as CEO for a high end goblet manufacturer. Since sales for goblets have plummeted due to the world financial crisis, he is forced to cut staff, and the only way is for head to head Olympic style games between employees. 'LET THE FIRING BEGIN!'
ferretsangle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking: A doccumentary highlighting the difficulties dinosaurs had with motor vehicles.
The Godfathering: A story of a man who has to take care of his best friend's children.
Charlotte's Webbing: A young girl has to learn how to live with webbed fingers and toes.
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging: A guy reallllly loves cars.
MalicCarnage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating. Oh wait...
CrazyLord123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing.
A group of friends want to go out, but never get the chance to actually get OUT of the house.
noobyboymax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inc-ing. A documentary about frightening tattoos.
killer2538 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:04:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. An ultra religious movement against the decadence of clubbing.
eatfortunecookie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:33:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chariots of Firing - Mean bosses riding around in carriages laying people off.
ParkerEH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Borating--- some dude just pretends to be a foreigner and messes with people. It's the same thing.
summeryak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:55:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toying Story - the story that will toy with your emotions...oh wait.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:18:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing. The story about a brave german industrialist who tries to sell a few apartments.
sharp_as_a_marble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:22:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying: the story of how Liam Neeson deals with the realization of his mortality by going through a mid-life crisis.
Fezsarecool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:28:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dog(g)ing a film about a group of men who decide to drive their cars up to the reservoir for some secluded fun?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing; a dance movie that goes against the waves of the 'maintsream club dance'
SaranshKejriwal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - Will Smith teaches Kevin James how to get a cab
helloandy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:25:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Partitioning - A Sikh ex-soldier, haunted by war, tries to partition his harddrive.
imilesprower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Life of Ping: The story about a chinese boy and his pet tiger.
Sephonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Chinese boy who can't play PS4 because his ping is too high
TomTheJester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
A disenchanted middle-aged accountant quits his job in a dramatic fashion.
Boudicat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Reven an' ting. In which a group of Jamaican scholars discuss the eccentricities of Scooby Doo's numbering system.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding one mans quest to save President Warren G. Harding
imack95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting. Tutorial video on how to make the final tweaks to the sales pitch that could land you that big promotion.
kursaal71 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corpseing
A film in which no-one can keep a straight face
LexiCrowley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Thunderballing. Nikola Tesla learns to ghostride the whip.
feat. Xzibit
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Years a Slaving - the story of an incredibly ill-considered and ultimately changed line to a popular Christmas song.
LexiCrowley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil's Advocating: repeated attempts by a woman to make a point online are met with unending terrible arguments no one wants to take responsibility for. Eventually she just gives up and eats Ramen in bed.
Shelbytree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beaching: The sad story of an overweight Leonardo DiCaprio stranded on a beach
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A family goes on an outing indoors.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring wars. Two old guys stare at each other from across their lawns for 7 movies
saurabhshah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
Where dinosaurs park your cars in valet parking!
drvp1996 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - James Bond ditches his mission in order to arouse Pussy Galore
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. A movie about people trying to park their dinosaurs.
NostalgiaJunkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, Brad Pitt and Ed Norton go on a hush hush mission by himself to stop people from clubbing baby seals or just people going to clubs.
BladeXVII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
End of Watching - No more films. Ever.
NoTime4Stalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:10 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinderella Manning:
Payton Manning leaves the NFL to peruse his life long dream of becoming a Disney Princess
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:35 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - the tragic story of a prehistoric visionary whose foresight in vehicular arrangement was neglected by his peers.
CaptainTaylor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:38 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding: The story of a man who's finding himself slowly falling in love with those around him, as he tears down the mental walls he's put up around him all his life. When he finds that some people do not return his love, he uses an epoxy to ensure closeness to his new lovers.
StFS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:06 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting: A fighter pilot gets an assignment to bomb an insane asylum but has second thoughts at the last minute.
therealsoqquatto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:55 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping. A sad story about a robot discovering about its artificial condition and learning to live with it.
not a big change after all.
wordcrhymes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:52 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Gaming. A selfish, greedy man is lured into a series of creepy boardgames.
A__Witness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:56 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumbing and dumbering - A documentary about the US public school system
electroniclola ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:05 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars
Ceven11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:49 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning raker - A documentary about a gardener who likes to show his ass.
GiveMeTheAUXCord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - A story about a lonely guy trying to make friends.
electroniclola ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:12 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Secret Gardening. Maybe it's pot, maybe it's not.
sunevh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:41 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - When the strong booze makes everybody feel really strong. Just don't talk about it.
GrizellaArbitersInc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:25 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting.
Rated 18.
robwolfpetersen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:26:51 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
A grainy black-and-white documentary depicting the daily lives of between-the-wars Austrian dairy farmers.
GBJenkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:40 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - Anna Kendrick is convinced by a fellow student to take up baseball and spends 90 minutes working on her four-seam fastball.
GBJenkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:28:20 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling - Ben Affleck spends a weekend 'girling'; getting his hair done, having a pyjama party with his besties and unleashing his inner diva at karaoke night. Soundtrack by Taylor Swift.
charleysilver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:52 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Neverlanding. Due to an inoperative guidance system, a plucky pilot must use his wit and ingenuity to get his plane home. Unfortunately, the wheels are also inoperative.
bnamsrom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: Sam Rockwell, a lone man on the moon, reveals his backside to the galaxy.
Pearl Harboring: Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett, two jewel thieves in Hawaii during the December of 1941, need a distraction so they can hide their stolen pearls, and boy do they get it.
World War Zing: Brad Pitt is your average dad, and like most dads, he has all the zingers. One joke, however, will change the world forever. The tagline would be something like, "He asked the wrong major world power to pull his finger", or, "Hi, Declaring war, I'm Dad!".
Ginando ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:35 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - T Rex races a jeep to the vacant space just ahead!
jboleky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:18 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
No explanation needed
Count_Drunkula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:06 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tremoring. 1990. Michael Gross helps fellow Family Ties co-star Michael J Fox come to terms with his Parkinson's diagnosis.
GCrispyJr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:23 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding - basically Mrs. Doubtfire but starring Scarlet Johannsen
starvinartist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:02 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning: In a futuristic dystopian society where people are caned for bad grammar and mispelling, a dyslexic prisoner escapes and joins a group of rebels who want to overthrow the grammar Nazis. Especially when the government raises the punishment for bad grammar to the death sentence.
benzooo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:16 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Trafficking
gwenstefannypack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheating a bit, but:
Trolling 2
"Nahc4! It's 4chan spelled backwards!"
Jay_Bond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:05 on July 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding: A fun, family movie where 007 gets closer to his MI6 colleagues and goes on a field trip.
elpaw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:07:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing. Someone watches a bootleg Japanese horror vhs. The phone starts ringing, but no one answers it. It rings continuously for seven days, until it dies
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:33:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - Same story but directed by M Knight Shyambalamalananalan.
funkysoulsearcher ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:46:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioningingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingingin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whalemingo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would "Ingception" be more appropriate here?
redditmortis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm impressed with the dedication.
jkuip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow well done
chrzan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:46:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Car Sing.
Before it was about cars that talk, now it's about a car that sings.
DarkTribalCow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:46:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringings. It's now about a middle-aged man who works as the manager at a call centre.
Rogue_Jellybean ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:48:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Space Jamming.
The story of a band and their journey to be the first band to play a concert in space.
fallenspaceman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:59:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A regular night out at an English nightclub.
PaidInBacon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:22:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Despicable Ming.
The story of a man's rise through the ranks of the Ming Dynasty.
CharSmar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't work
PaidInBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you are talking about the story: I tried not to make it racist.
If you are talking about spelling, e before ing.
SadGhoster87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:03:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By rules of removing e before adding ing, yes it does.
CharSmar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The title doesn't say anything about removing any letters. It's just adding 'ing' to the end.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The title doesn't, but basic grammar does. If there was a movie called Message that we were doing, you wouldn't call it Messageing just because OP didn't put "Now remember of course to use the grammar you learned in second grade and remove the e before ing"
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With the help of Chinese stereotype minions.
Veefy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fellowship of the Ringing:
A talented novice midget campanologist sets out on a quest of great importance to destroy an ancient bell of power.
Directed by Wes Anderson
darknessvisible ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
The movie is about a something happening where the title of the film telegraphs that there might perhaps be a twist in the tale at the end.
Krazyzane ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:30:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Clockwork Oranging (A Clockwork Orange)
It's now about 4 British dudes who spend their days picking oranges like clockwork
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:31:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he become less racist? I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS!
Helenarubinstien ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging...... Well
BluValkyrie00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:41:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - a movie about a man showing his bare ass to random people suddenly startle them
bogmansaha ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:05:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming
Documentary about the casting process and making of the Movie A Serbian Film.
zcbtjwj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A camera crew follows a serbian vlogger around.
Cuntoismynameo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:12:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four Lion Sing - Musical sequel to Cats, set in Africa.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Cuntoismynameo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like it because I'm sure that is 100% of the plot/justification/jokes that movie would have.
LordFlashy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:16:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangloving - A fetish documentary
jtriantafyllou1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:33:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"James Bonding"
The story of James and his experience making connections with friends, family and co-workers
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lost right there
jtriantafyllou1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So was I.....it was 630 in the am when I came up with that
__Pingu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:34:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing - They are on a quest to get to the call center
grumpycatabides ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - This wacky fish-out-of-water story follows the adventures of a group of prehistoric friends as they try to run their own valet service in Manhattan, all while trying to disguise the fact that they're actually dinosaurs and avoid capture by the dastardly Dr. Meanypants. It's fun for the whole family!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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grumpycatabides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler alert: At the end of the movie, lovable Rexy finally realizes his dream of driving with the help of these!
notoriousn8 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:45:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrasic Parking is about elderly people terrorizing an amusement park parking lot with their horrible driving. No one is safe even in the bathrooms.
Hearnia ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:57:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking! Think 'parking' from Back to the Future, when some unexpected escaped dinosaurs come by.
knightni73 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:04:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
KryptonicxJesus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:07:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, dinosaurs fight over parking spots.
4219534 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:19:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling - The Story of Caitlyn Jenner
HotpotDC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The story about and old man trying to park at a supermarket
StillWeCarryOn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring
A man with a lisp gains tue ability to fly.
I giggle everytime i think about it.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:42:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CarsinemiA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:21:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of a film called "Lord of the R"
It should be ""Lord of the Ringsing", a movie about a guy who has vocal chords in his asshole...
TheChandraraj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing. One man must save the world while suffering from severe tinnitus
garbar2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:50:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting - a story about a German man starting up his computer.
Tupilaqadin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:16:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fellowship of the ringing.
A documentary about a support group for people suffering from tinnitus.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Two Towering.
The duo of tall tinnitus sufferers go off and have smaller support sessions.
guernican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure a campanologists convention.
Tsaiw ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Rhats incredibly boring and... medical
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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LaV-Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A movie about tinnitus, an the man who over came it.
dcikid12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:36:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warring
A movie likely about communist wars or still about the same thing
PoppyPatrol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winnie the Poohing
...do I really need to explain this one?
(ok fine I cheated it wasn't a movie first)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:53:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking. Documentary chronicling the creation of genital wipes for men.
098706 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:53:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inside Out-ing"
Dr. Manhattan from Watchman is convinced there are small creatures inside people's heads, controlling their personalities. He proceeds to turn them all inside out to prove it.
1TrueKingInTheNorth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing: The journey of an addict archaeologist on the search for Hitler's lost meth stash
Capricious_Bob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding Deadrick Walker and his newly dedeceased family make their way to a new rotting land full of opportunities.
eterna-amn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:17:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mall coping A highly introspective film in which we follow a mans life from his idealistic childhood to his jaded middle age period and the main focus is to explore the nature of aspiration, potential and whether or not a man is alive when his hope is dead.
eiefant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the original post, OP: second time reposting, really?
franzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, OP made my day. I say let there be reposts. There are too many users and topics, there is no chance to catch them all.
pikls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - a thtory about a thuperhero who thors acroth the thky.
SaltySeaDodger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing. Matt Damon is in charge of Mars, and decides who can become a Martian
PatonSkankin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:29:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - A movie following a man who really enjoys making pots for Link to destroy.
munya_munya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:41:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ironing Man - About an employee at your local laundry service finding love in life and his work.
analthrasher42069 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:45:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping - The hard times of a retail worker
gowronatemybaby7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A movie about dinosaurs trying to parallel park.
GRANDSONOFBIRCH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving
A movie about some guy driving everywhere
AdmiralSexon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that birdemic?
marco_santos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pilosopher's stoning? That would be weird.
SusieSuze ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either he's high or he's dead
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it works better for the U.S. title, which can essentially be a Salem Witchcraft Trial kind of thing.
geektanic08 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: Nancy Kerrigan's Revenge
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:02:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerking: Just a clerk sitting in a courtroom/office doing his thing.
Magical_camelZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paper Towning - a Paper Hitler with his army trying to conquer the world and convert it into Paper.
DarkSaister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:20:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not at the end, but Fasting & Furious.
Two men can't eat and drink and they're getting angry about it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating starring Robert Dinero and Al Pacino as competitive HVAC sale and repair techs
MouseRat_AD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming. You know what it's about.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:38:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking - story of a boy who jacks four times faster than normal
caldeezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:38:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - well, it's rated NC17.
acslaytaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:39:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting.
The story of one man's quest to fuck over as many people as possible.
ArmaCSAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Donald trump!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowskiing.
"This winter break the dude and friends take a trip to the Alps and hit the slopes in search of a new rug"
Iamjacksplasmid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing...Two men organize a social revolution by going to raves and punching glowstick kids.
hardbeat101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming.
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
punkrawkspence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing. Pretty much 50 shades of grey.
atmidnightsir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Fasting and the Furious:
This Passover, follow a rag-tag group of Hasidic Jews on their quest for revenge.
garagerocker18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cloverfielding - The story of a misunderstood monster just looking to make it big in NYC.
LaskaBear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10 cloverfielding lane- trying to make it big in the suburbs.
ThePnusMytier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
hehehehhehehehheheheheh
(it's giant robots tongue punching mechanical fart boxes)
5xum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven pounding. I think this one might be X-rated.
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like its cousin : Pounding 7
stenarilainen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into to the Wildling
Jon Snow, bastard from the north, meets Ygritte.
Catsdontpaytaxes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
White House downing - the story of the first mentally disabled US president, also known as W
simplyGagi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Velociraptor, Brachiosaurus, Parasaurolophus, Tyrannosaurus rex, etc. They suck at parking.
insouciant_squirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Labyrinth-ing, we might find our goblin king
Pagefighter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:24:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star warring. The celebrity feud that TMZ would talk about for eons.
rydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. A movie about the horrors of tinnitus.
laharl219 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:45:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
clicking, chose a goddamn channel allready!
Xariez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing? That sounds more like a woodcutter documentary.
synpse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Documentary like Behind the music: Waynes World
gronkspike25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:41:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Angry Menning - It's now a hardcore gangbang porn.
zcbtjwj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's G?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Greying. About middle aged ladies who refuse to use hair dye.
gakiloroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestige - ing. A player goes on a quest to become the first to be 15th prestige on the new Call of Duty game to win the money needed to pay for his college education.
Entebe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - A boring documentary about the death of the 29th president of the US who died while being president.
synpse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awh, i was hoping for olympic figure skating
edit: ugh. scroll down and literally 2 more of the same comment. yeah, i'm not original.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a German movie about President Harding's secret life as a woman.
davedontmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - a story about a broken clock.
VacuouslyUntrue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Documentary about he advent of battery powered watches.
markovitch1928 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A man with very small arms tries to get his SUV out of the 6 Flags car park
BestInBinary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging - It's the same movie, except everyone has a mild stutter.
lovethebacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming the Merciless' origin story
A pragmatic construction worker observes the dehumanizing effects the job site has on his fellow workers from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street construction.
A look at the life and death of the 29th US president.
Al Gore stars in an faced paced action adventure fighting global climate change.
The rest of these are up to someone else:
Gone Girling
Reqium for a Dreaming
Rushing
Burch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding
Strangers on a Training
The Truman Showing
OscarIndiaNovember ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Forest gumping ๐ต
Fun with a corpse in the woods
Mlpko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning: peyton becomes a cyborg.
Karate Kidding: painful jokes.
Pacific Rimming: now a porno.
Cop Outing: A day with the po-po.
Poltergeisting: a horrible new prank.
Reding: Bruce Willis moves to northern California.
and. Skyfalling! a documentary about skydivers.
Castun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing. Some guy in Singapore goes around and lashes people at random.
indehhz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Teachering.
shinobi163 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and the Furious - One man's survival as he fasts through the month of Ramadan.
awesome_e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging, now all about vomit
DeffsNotACop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing. Something going down like a sinking ship.
WazWaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving Missing Daisy - a black man tries to run down an old Jewish widow, but after repeated failure, they develop an uneasy friendship.
deadbird17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. Nancy Kerrigan's Revenge.
hellslave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Powdering
So many creases, so little talc.
Onsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - It's now about analysing data in MATLAB.
TROGDOR12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Galaxy questing
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
Liam Neeson goes and puts up a listing in the middle of town and the rest of the movie is a shot of that poster with people walking in the background.
krldrn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest gumping. Because urban dictionary told me it was a thing
Halfhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing. A cross-over story about Martin Luther King Jr. and Abraham Lincoln respecting the shit out of each other.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
A documentary on how fights get started while clubbing and how the club/fight experience has evolved on the past 20 years.
Ess_Dub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Rooming.
I don't know what it's about, but it probably still makes more sense and is better written than the original
CreepyEmily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - A movie about a desperate woman who tries to call her boyfriend, but he doesn't answer the phone...
SakrashNE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy storing - a lighthearted story about kids trying to find Christmas presents and discovering why the long wait makes it that much sweeter to get them
throwawaytomato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing.
Like that episode of Magic School Bus when they explored the inside of the human body.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Jobsing
A movie about a quite intelligent person who was quite an asshole behind the scenes of common media.
Oh wait
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning
Peyton Manning leaves it all behind to live with a colony of ants as their personal bitch
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing
The act of forcibly inducing whiplash on a target.
nacmar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning:
Harry Potter and friends must fight off hordes of extremist muggles.
TheOPoftheOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shining- about a man who is a professional show shiner.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing
A 2 hour film of someone sawing through wood.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming
A documentary on the act of screaming.
Ogremagis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Emperor strikes backing: story of a factory that has to close because the government stopped subsidizing them.
ThusConfusius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fightclubbing - It's basically Jersey Shore
Mielmonteur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking:
The toils of parrelel parking in a herd of Triceratops
muhammadusman90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forrest Gumping" a movie of a mentally ill man doing in-appropriate things in a forest. Meaning of Gumping is not so good
DavidKnutsson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The attempted murder of someone called Harding.
Stealthy_Wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star wars a new hoping. Empire strikes backing : story about hitting the edge of the universe and tearing it.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving (or Driveing if you take the title very literally)
A comedy documentary about the intricacies of driving and how it has evolved over the past century. Hosted by the James May, Richard Hammond, and Jeremy Clarkson.
annubbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9ing. Sock people learn how to blow themselves.
Sexymcsexalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrowlanding, dad will finally fix the landing,.
cptstnkpnts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming. A mother and her young son want to sleep on your couch for a while.
whatevers_clever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging: Hunting Season
Wasted_Comment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon balling. Gangsta dragons.
Hoddigity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyhooding - one boys journey to a CIA black site.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Raiding and The Raiding 2
A look at the history of riots in America that included raiding stores.
geddybaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers Listing - The tale of a estate agent and the trials and tribulations that come with an open house
WOOPTYisME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming. Not much would change.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The World's Ending
The exact same movie.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
A rather dark movie that ends with Ferris offing himself.
DJWLJR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Netting - Sandra Bullock narrates this nature documentary about the impact of tuna fishing on dolphin populations.
quantum_jim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking
The same, but now you have this song in your head.
Ihave2friends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kiding An asian comedians journey to the top
vigtel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking. A short documentary about a guy walking in Beverly Hills looking at flashy people.
SooyoungSone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing. Putting people in cars and sending them into a walls for science and amusement.
Eldis_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding nemoing. Someone goes in an adventure to find out how to be no one.
frisktoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of two brothers walking around Boston converting people to Catholic Saints.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
The movie 2012 except good and with the main impending doom being the skyfalling.
slickricky60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creeding, its a terrifying movie where the antagonist kidnaps people and makes them listen to creed in various ways.
wayne1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thread of the week, right here xD
RemoteViewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting- The Queen knights a hero England deserves, but not one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian' a watchful protector. A dark knight.
all_thequestions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Traffic now becomes a journey of tripping British folk smuggling humans into clubs.
BigJC103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a documentary about a small city battling the growing late night scene
synpse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
naa, it's just Jersey Shore, The Movie.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Primal Fearing
Far Cry Primal as a horror movie.
BlackWidowOffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mean Creaking"... The rusted hinges fight back...
nacmar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking: Always going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.
DragoneerFA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Franking
The story of an eccentric mask-wearing musician's career change which takes him down the path of artisan sausage making.
cyb3rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men in blacking.
Film adaptation of a wildly controversial theatre production about white people in black face, and tumblr.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Strangeloving or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace My Fetish
A movie about different people's "Strange Loving"
ChunkyLaFunga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About A Boying, the Forrest-Gump style history of a trampoline in America.
lumpyrosie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A TMZ style doco on closeted celebs
ChefOlson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging, a sad story of a family who is overcome by an eating disorder.
Eddyoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. The world slowly gets taken over by a disease suddenly making people stutter.
TheTommoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
You don't even wanna know
DJWLJR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grosse Pointe Blanking (documentary) - After the recent disclosures of lead contamination in drinking water, this film explores the dramatic increase in Alzheimer's disease in a small town in Michigan.
NazzerDawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A Movie Titleing"
I guess an offbeat comedy about a couple of movie producers fighting over the name of their new sure-fire blockbuster film, then gradually falling in love.
tasos500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. A movie that echoes on every. Single. Line.
nelmaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - Neo is a math student and must face his hardest matrix exam yet.
_____D34DP00L_____ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - a guy named forest likes to gump things
freenarative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling. It's a movie about a euthanasia center for group bookings.
ForeverRSNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoneing. Horror Harry Potter tale that takes place in the modern middle east.
JEZTURNER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging. About don't know.
captain_d0ge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfriendeding
The importance of proper grammar
GodOfAtheism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
...
I got nothing
FoCo87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trolling. A Horror story where an Internet troll pushes too far and is hunted and terrorized by one of his victims.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for speeding. A story about a guy midst 20's in a need for speeding because of his compulsion for speeding tickets.
Kalmathstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - exploring new worlds
fsnzr_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Watering - A depressing documentary about how having to change the sheets every morning can ruin your life
James_099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
Teaching dinosaurs how to parallel park, even during a hurricane. Chris Pratt and his raptor bros are the biker gang.
Kwangone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttfuck Sluts Go Nuts 17ing is...is still just a bad porno.
jakielim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - True story of the first openly gay politician from San Francisco (rated R)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Posted this in a similar thread before, but anyways.
The Beaching: The heart-breaking final installment of the Free Willy series.
Edit:
Shawshanking Redemption: A wrongfully convicted man finds solace in prison by stabbing other inmates.
The Godfathering: A man goes about creating a new religion.
Inside Outing: A family's camping trip is ruined by terrible weather, but they find a way to still have fun.
neilbey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Train spottinging. I've got nothing to explain this one.
Ringo_Roadagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moonlightinging. A movie about a couple that love the movie moonlighting and try to emulate it in their lives.
reacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hobbiting
A psycho-thriller horror movie about a tiny serial killer who stuffs his victims into quaint cottages dug into the hillside
wayne1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Kassidy and the Sundance Kidding
A feeble attempt at comedy by Butch while attending the famous film festival.
FelixFaller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starwarsing the force awakens. Its a movie about the young kid swinging a pole around like a madman.
MegaGoomy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming: a Hawaiian porno
3rt41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning.
Still the same movie
LiquidityC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - Well, you figure it out
Paper_Snow_a_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - just a man walking around using a spray bottle
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edward Scissorhanding: The story of the tragic instance when Edward tried to scissorfinger a girl.
pbreathing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddys Hacking: a group of golfing assistants bring down the government using their leet skillz.
PatrickRsGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddy Shacking - About a bunch of caddies getting in a few rounds of bedroom golf.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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PatrickRsGhost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:07:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. About the forging of a iron statue of football player Peyton Manning.
SammyG94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering. He really doesn't do much with his day, as we watch Harry procasternate for 2 and a half hours.
allora_fair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
...
chambertlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Club-ing.
People are trapped in an all night rave, and they have to fight each other until one survives. Alternately, a documentary about SJW's in the Arctic.
Zinkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cant help but read every response in this thread as the indian call centre character from Phonejacker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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SusieSuze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Again and again
OppositeFingat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Forking: A movie about the tragic raise and demise of a cutlery factory in a society that is used to eating with their hands.
ashleigholynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning : a dream, in a dream, in a dream, in a dream, in a dream, in a dream, in a dream etc
pbreathing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch Me If You Caning: Good sir, if you are partaking in some cocaine, please draw my attention to this.
TheRoboteer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying.
The aging process finally gets to Liam Neeson.
Dylan_thecarpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing - Young Ferris Bueller spends a nice weekday killing the people who recognize he is ditching school
arib510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: The Struggle Against Social Interaction
I_Am_Maxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. Exposing gays from the inside. Butt stuff?
lurker_now_accholder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside maning. Mispelt documentary about the life of Peyton Manning
dr1fter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing: an instructional video for my new vocal technique
Captain_Saftey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing
The story of an ice berg whose sole purpose is to ship as many giant ships as possible
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing โ A Nigerian Tale About A Prince
free_candy_4_real ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring, about people hiding pearls in their attics who are being prosecuted by anti-pearl nazis.
FauxrriorMunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Chambering of secrets
Harry and Ron are gay, in love with each other, and suuuuper into felching. They are constantly trying to avoid scrutiny of their relationship and the squeaking coming from their "chambers".
bludvls07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Schooling- the possibilities are endless but you could just keep the main characters and have the focus be more on them teaching kids how to party from back in the day.
PeptoBismark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakenings : Coma patients briefly regain consciousness when One Wan tells them to.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - One mans battle against the seal hunting establishment gets violent.
enotonom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. It still doesn't make sense
apoplexis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snow Whiting. A wonderful Disney movie about teeth hygene!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking - Amy Schumer's indepth doco on the mysterious 2015 Amtrak derailing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing.
The same plot up until the goblet is introduced as a talking, miniature version with the likeness of Donald Trump. Harry and his two pals just walk around Hogwarts showing the goblet to various professors, always ending in "You're Fired."
Jason_Anaminus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Shininging"
instead of one, you get TWO jack nicholsons!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotinging. Still about heroin.
Four-walls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: a tale of a guy who couldn't put his ass away
Flamburghur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Andromeda Straining. Movie about Andromeda tied to the rock as she strains to be released until Perseus shows up.
Bucn14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homing Alone: A homing pigeon makes the journey home.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. Definitely not a kids movie anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
Hogwarts accepts the refugees.
Bergfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A group of brave men and their fight against excessive partying and clubbing in the city.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Mad maxing - psychological disaster.
The kidding - it was just a prank
nowazArk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cloud Atlasing
The story of how meteorologists forecast the weather by killing a chicken and rolling a Spin-The-Wheel.
GoalDirectedBehavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Crossing
CarlaWasThePromQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Plot to kill Olympic ice skater.
starlight85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walk the lining - Biography of one mans battle to improve the quality of clothes during the great depression.
Sharktogator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cop Caring - The story about a disabled former police officer being cared for by his colleagues.
betalessfees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - the story of a spy who takes up skydiving after retirement from MI6.
KamiKagutsuchi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warring - Basically the same
Retardoooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. No explenations necessary.
gagsy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stoning... The story of a wizard who discovers there's more than the Mary Jane of the muggle world.
Teledogkun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backing to the future.
The very same movie except Docs car drives backwards.
Zozoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into the wilding.
A porn flick starring Jon Snow.
JuicyGuineaPig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling: A group of lesbian singers go door to door to spread joy and merriment.
hugenethe3rd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumpin' Jack Flashing. Whoopi like you've never seen her before......
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting:
Batman finally gets knighted by the Queen.
kaninepete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lion Kinging
JevynSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking - A movie about about wrecking people,.
robsoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Rune Ring - a long lost part of the Tolkien oeuvre.
betalessfees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Age: Continental Drifting - The next installment of Fast and Furious, where racers cross the Atlantic to speed down the slopes of Iceland.
mordecai98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking. An old woman attempts to rock her infant granson to sleep.
SerfNuts- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crank...ing... Yeah, do with that what you please...
mrOsteel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. Her Majesty formally recognises the comedic talents of Stephen K Amos - hijinks ensue.
Teledogkun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truman Showing.
Jim Carrey shows off.
murphyflicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inc.ing A group of monsters have changed their ways from scaring kids, to try and make a break in the comic book market.
Paladin_Girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting.
shudder
drakhgard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The two tower(s)ing: A story about two very tall men trying to live in a hobbit society of narrow and small caves.
Cmrade_Dorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Shovelbum26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing: A son deals with his father's impending death by reminiscing about his stories from his marlin fishing youth.
Zozoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thin red lining.
A documentary capturing the difficulties of haute couture in Vietnam.
Edit: Spelling.
groteska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have mailing: A groundbreaking documentary on the travels of a latter.
njlhunt14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A man's desperate struggle to fix his boiler in the heart of winter
Benevolent1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting: The story of how Christian Bale became Sir Christian Bale.
meaniemariska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alice in Wonder, Landing. A story of a school aged girl in wonder and awe about flight paths and NTSB laws in regards to landing flights.
LordFlashy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howl's Moving Castling - The heart warming story or a chess master's defensive move.
seeker12789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man with the Iron Fisting. Ladies love him.
pr0faka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing
Hogwarts' budget has been significantly reduced and Dumbledore has to lay off part of the staff. He chooses who using a magical cup.
asar5932 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. Let us finally put an end to clubbing baby seals.
cbass12088 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The girl with the dragon tattooing- A story about a girl tattoo artist with a fucking dragon.
dendroidarchitecture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Fording.
An out of control Canadian takes revenge on old-timey outlaws.
Ncrpts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Usual Suspecting, it's a movie about a bunch of guy that suspect they whole neibhor are criminals
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They Greying, a story about how Liam Nelson first discovered he had a grey hair which prompted him to kill a bunch of dogs in the snow or something
I don't know I never watched The Grey
LordFlashy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiki's Delivery Servicing - not a kids movie anymore!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosopher's stoning.
Poor guy should have never taken a trip to Saudi Arabia.
uhoh_somersaultjump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming In the year 2020, a giant inter-dimensional "portal" has "opened" in the "middle" of the "Pacific Ocean" releasing "colossal monsters" known as "Kaijus". Humanity must unite to lick that California asshole.
lightsandcandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. Basically the same movie
ghyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Beauty and the Beasting - A medieval princess inexplicably joins the Marines and is put through a series of grueling challenges, transforming her into a ruthless killing machine.
R0by ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punch Drunk Loving. Adam Sandler's darkest movie ever.
wewd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shawshanking Redemption โ Andy Dufresne gets some prison justice for those who wronged him with the help of a sharpened toothbrush.
3dlyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing. Documentary about elderly people trying to bring down the local hipster dance location.
brewtalizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crying Gaming - the story of 5 twelve year olds insulting each others moms.
CaffeinatedT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing
A heartwarming film a man who discvoers carpentry as a way to get over the death of his wife and child.
prae1809 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. A weird XXX film with a lot of fluids.
(Wtf - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gumping)
Run_pre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schlindler's listing, its about a mean trying so sell his house in nazi germany.
Beltor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking.
You don't want to know.
jatznic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blank Checking is the story of a depth perception challenged hockey player and his struggle to stop slamming himself into the boards.
Cuntoismynameo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - An ordinary man takes a job in the billing department at his company, only to find things aren't what they seem...
Lintson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredding - a Jamaican adjudicator is given the toughest case to rule on yet: Is the dress blue and black or white and gold? (because autocorrect kept changing the movie title to 'Dressing')
Argurth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Figth Clubing. A group of people is trying to stop people from partying at clubs.
betalessfees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Twilight Saga: New Mooning - As the werewolf Jacob shapeshifted back into human form, he considered why he didn't think of somewhere less crowded, where his lack of pants would not have been quite as embarrassing.
Clapaludio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing.
A young man accepts the fact that he's gay.
Zozoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing.
The story of rebellious boy racers pushing the rev counter to the max.
Anosognosia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs Doubtfiring, a manager who really questions the recent layoffs she had to do.
Sharktogator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man with the Iron Fisting.
Cuntoismynameo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping - An indian boy gets trapped in a server room, with only an adorable kitty for company.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Cuntoismynameo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something from Nothing: The Art of Raping
ThirstyWombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing.
The story of a civilization that struggles with many burned meals, confusing race events, and no idea if it's too soon to say an inappropriate joke after a tragic event.
wyrdone42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2012ing - A millennial coming of age story.
nlfo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tears of the Sunning - A harrowing story about a U.S. Navy SEAL team sent on a daring mission to rescue a beautiful doctor from certain melanoma.
expatato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Running Manning - Bernard Manning's booking agent has the worst job in the world. This is a biopic about struggling with the PR fallout of managing the most well known offensive comic of the late 20th century.
baconandeggsandbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing - hard hitting documentary on the suffering and abuse handed out to male sheep in the animal bouncing business.
Lordneeson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, One man who doesnt like to go clubbing by himself makes up a friend in order to dance like he wants to!
MrWraith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - it's about blowing...
PatrickRsGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocopping - About a robot feeling up women's shirts or skirts.
The Godfathering - All about the process of becoming a child's godfather, and having to take care of the god child when the parents are killed in a vehicle accident.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing - Harry Potter is the CEO of a company and chooses names from a goblet on his desk to determine who will be fired.
h-h-c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Close Encounters of the Third Kinding. A group of irritable old men face off with a cheerful batch of school kids.
ThePatchelist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering
The story of a lonley german herring and his journey through the advancements of technology.
2095106862162270 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking. I'll leave it to your imagination.
Mark_Taiwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming - Video game addicts neglect everyday necessities in their quest to level up their characters.
KjoeLjan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secret Windowing.
A film noir about illegal prostitution and the thugs behind it.
mart95123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming- A documentary about a group of gamers who went on a hunger strike after internet servers went down for 24 hours.
mattski96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning
Pretty much the same thing really.
Nippolean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting - a movie about everyone running around as Napoleon Dynamite, no less.
Mitch_Mitcherson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddyshacking
Brenda and Danny, two young caddies down on their luck, decide to move in together to save money. She's like a nine iron, he's like a wedge: but together, they make a perfect set.
XelNecra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog Pounding.
You figure.
prentle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleepy Hollowing
It is about a somnambulist who scoops the inside out of objects.
shamowfski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating:
A group of professional bank robbers start to feel cold. Then one of them turns up the heat.
genehil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking - Washed up rodeo star begins second career as a nanny.
the-bid-d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lord of the ringing
espressocycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like Lord of the Dance, but with bells.
the-bid-d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that or somebody constantly ringing a phone in middle earth
faultyface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverley Hills Coping - What's that wisecracking young black guy (Eddie Murphy) in that beat-up Chevy Nova doing in lily-white Beverly Hills? He's Axel Foley, a Detroit detective who's come to Beverley Hills to grieve the loss of his partner by staring into the ocean for lengthy periods of time.
LordFlashy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Nooning - Geting stoned and getting it on during the lunch break
saviorlito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning. Benjamin has spent his whole life trying to button his own shirt. Find out why this Summer!
NarratorAndNibbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing. A documentary about people who expose closeted people, why they do it, and the sometimes brutal aftermath.
xylonex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling: The story of a man on a quest to find the perfect chimichanga.
TeutonicDisorder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging, a story about someone who polishes things.
CunnyFunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling. Ben Affleck just wants to have one crazy night out.
Josent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing. A historical documentary on the introduction of chewing gum to Singapore.
MrJeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming - 2 roommates who are so dysfunctional it feels likes they've been trapped in their dorm for 7 years!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Incing. Splatoon spinoff.
Zozoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hunger gaming.
A documentary crew follows a noob denying him any food until he gets a 360 no scope
Nippolean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - A movie about how zombies fell from the sky
billy_lazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Am Legending. An epic tale of a man reading all known epic tales
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. & Mrs. Smithing
A love story about a husband and wife rekindling their love through a mutual interest in shaping various metals.
Jeansybaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great pun
gbrhaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Brothers Blooming
A story of some adolescent boys going through puberty.
HaniiPuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is Spฤฑnฬal Taping - The mock documentary about the making of 'This Is Spฤฑnฬal Tap'.
boyfromtherat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. Two Jedis see eye to eye.
molten_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking. A man hikes into the desert to get a view of the night sky without any light polution.
MrZong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking- the story of a man who lost his dog in a freak candle accident. He now vows to revolutionize the candle market by creating a unique and affordable wick that burns slow and has safety precautions that allow the flame to go out should it be tipped over by a wagging tail.
SubredditControl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding.
A cursed grandfather clock causes anyone who winds it to mysteriously disappear.
Anonymous_Jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling; Summer horror story about why you shouldn't carpool with dead bodies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-men: Days of Future Pasting. A superhero arts and crafts movie or - even more boring - superheroes learning how to use copy-paste on their computers, probably calling their kids and grandkids for help.
LoudestHoward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing. A story of an exciting, if not particularly effective, method of catching fish.
Haltgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - A man with a terrible stutter recounts the events of a horrible occurrence.
ipmunvsironman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About timing - a film about a young British man trying to manage his time in a new fashion
CreatrixAnima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's Something About Marying
A misspelling on a wedding invitation leads to hilarity.
re-ki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star trekking - an intergalactic hike into the deep unknown in search for nature
chucknades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting. I don't want to think about it.
grumpycatabides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't be surprised if this one already exists.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ironing Giant - a giant who does his house chores.
grimmspectre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. The story of Sam Bell, an astronaut mining the lunar surface with no company and no pants. With his three year mission nearing completion a sense of paranoia and nakedness begin to plague Sam. Can he overcome both?
BesottedScot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harbouring. A factual documentary about growing pearls in local harbours.
snapperoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning - the republic will not tolerate law breaking. Public punishment ensues.
Nintee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Maning - A man doing the ironing.
steam116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively Iron Manning: Peyton doing the ironing
Obrysi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking. Exhiled to a society where people communicate solely through clicking their fingers, Adam Sandler is about to find out that communicating solely through the clicking of fingers isn't easy.
LordFlashy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
St. Elmo's Firing - The story of one man's fall from his position in the Catholic church and his struggle for redemption
PaidInBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Despicable Ming. A movie about a man who vows to become ruler of the Ming Dynasty.
illthegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning. A story about an orphaned girl, tormented by the Americans, treated like a servant and forced to live in a cubbard under the stairs. Shortly before her eleventh birthday, she receives her invisibility Burka in the mail. Harry is now apart of the Muslim world. She is on a limited quest of her father's choosing. Can she find true love? Will she protect the magic of the Middle East? All we know is that, this year at Flogwartz Detention Center of Flogging and Philosophy will be an interesting one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemoing (pronounced Ne-moing) - an intergalactic adventure to find a Martian friend.
Larry_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KILL BILLING, guess you can figure it out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man has to raise his fucking brother in law's stupid fucking kid.
The Godfathering.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
Ruthless radiator technician Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) is paid off by the local oil company to lower thermal efficiency wherever he goes. Meanwhile insulation salesman Vincent Hanna (Al Pacino) is fighting for a cleaner tomorrow and discovering the devious plot. Their conflict slowly destroys them and those they hold dear.
OneDayIWillFlyAway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging.
It's similar, but slightly less for kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Martin's The Jerking - Steve Martin plays an epileptic man who is obsessed with masturbation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdmanning: the true story of Peyton's parents
snapperoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning - the punishment for breaking laws of the republic.
Arctic_snap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing. One Dream, One Exam. He is the one.
BravesB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - 8 Kids. 16 Eyes. 1 Epic Staring Contest Champion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Grey-ing: aging actor Liam Neesons is getting too old for this.... And now, his real life child has been captured. He must employ his previous experiences from the silver screen to regain that which is most precious to his glamorous yet relatable Hollywood life.
pmurph131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing. A story about bullying a ghost.
jorge1213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing. Something about it takes it from curb stomping to a children's show like the Magic School Bus.
formatc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing
Documentary about a controversial new health fad by Jack Lalane
evdog_music ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fight Clubbing
A guy meets a guy who introduces him to mosh pits and the underground rave scene
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctoring Strangelove - Nuclear apocalypse is brought about due to a tampered dossier of evidence
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming: A group of people are forced to continually play a video game until all but one of them perish of hunger.
Alternatively, it's the same thing as The Hunger Games except that the people fighting it out are just characters in a video game, so it's basically Smash set so all the characters only have one life
TotoroMasturbator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering. A warming tale of an Italian man, taking care of a recently orphaned kid.
Elsanti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Backing.
Ten generations after the original founding, the newest emperor has a plan so daring it has to work. In order to finally defeat the rebels, he has unleashed a nefarious plan to outlaw all vehicles from having reverse.
When you can't back up, the only path is forward......TO VICTORY.
darrenturn90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman Beginning - story about his parents giving birth to bruce wayne?
Supermanning - Documentary about Soulja Boy
Jurassic Parking - Dinosaurs attempt to park cars
The ringing - Horror about tinnitus victim who attacks seven days after the ringing begins in the ears.
Man of Steeling - A super powered guy comes from krypton and starts planning bank heists.
sam182666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be stealing.
Man of steeling is about the last known welder on earth.
CuddlePirate420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ving. The story of anarchist and revolutionary Ving Rhames as he topples a corrupt regime while wearing a cool mask!
ZeTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. It's about someone planning an outing, but staying inside.
CmdCNTR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: "What would you say you do here at the ministry?"
Mitch_Mitcherson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing
A scorned housewife takes the family's credit cards and goes on the spree of a lifetime. But when the money runs out, and she seeks help from some charismatic loan sharks, she realizes she's bought more than she bargained for.
nywanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Technically not at the end but I hate rules and this would be a great movie.
kff96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding
The man-hunt for Mr. Harding with the intent of killing him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mashing - Gollum and Samwise are drafted into the Korea war to work in the kitchens of a field hospital; their own ingredients... Potatoes.
espressocycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting. Demi Moore stars as a girl who never texts back after the second date.
dogdog9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Moneyballing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 40-Year-Old-Virgining: A 40-year-old decides to revirginize when he goes through a midlife crisis and wants to become a priest.
pytmand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The elephant manning: The touching story of how a former professional athlete deals with a lymphatic disease.
ARasool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing - One man's path to mate with Martians after he was left there to die.
sunhammer420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Walking.
The long awaited prequel to TWD about how exactly the whole world goes to shit.
Duncan_gholas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking. A comedic adventure movie of going across the universe, boldly going forward, where your blind ambition and insatiable desire to know the unknown erases the concept of reverse from your mind.
JollyTurbo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
Do I need to explain...
Awkward-Bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High school musicalling. A movie about high schoolers working as advertisers for their school using a prerecorded musical phone message?
It's quite a bit of a stretch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Fishing. Tyler Perry's quest to catch an orca starring Ice cube.
ygalanter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Wait, did I get this right?
zuzu4yuyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl harboring: a three hour art film about a detached man who just collects pearls
monieshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging....stutterers find a miracle cure in a bag of marshmallowows
puss_parkerswidow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging- a tale of stuttering and heroin addiction.
LordFlashy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing - The story of the world's future major protein source.
kreusch1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fifty Shades of Greying." - Trials and tribulations of a surburban father. The plot is vanilla
Elsanti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing.
A mischievous young boys adventures in Singapore.
thnom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging. People who like to watch people watching trains.
Lintson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting: A documentary following the life and times of three MySpace users in the 2010's
sunbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
TheTweets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
A film about a medieval village and their attempts to expose the witches and wizards that live there.
Harry is a wizard who masquerades as a claymason and has to avoid the ravenous Muggle crowds as they systematically expose every one of his tutor's other students.
Cypher_Shadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Anchormaning: Peyton gets a new job at ESPN. Eli gets a dark new job on a cruise ship
sxc_baby_angel_4eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring.
Ith about a thuper hero that thoars through the thky.
HowYaDoinCutie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - He didn't want his cellmate to know he was gay...
CTU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backing to tge future. The movie about investing in new starups
CSwork1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking.
Tinkerbell leaves the Lost Boys and finds a new line of work in this prequel to Pretty Woman.
ronniedarko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking Peter Pan is low on cash and Tinkerbell is open for business
Zozoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty shades of greying.
Greying is a natural phenomenon in life. But did you know there is more than just one shade of grey hair? This 10 hour documentary experiments with an otherwise unequalled level of detail.
Durien9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circling. about birds i guess.
FiceT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jurassic parking.. trex always using the handicap parking spot so handicaped dinosaur has to take a real long walk to work -> gets run over by trex and his car -> dead disabled dinosaur starts haunting trex everyday on his way to work
pmurph131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. An in-depth documentary on doxxing and its effects.
bbcard1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of baseball movies.
Fields of Dreaming. A story about a group of legendary baseball players who return through time to take a nice nap.
Bulling Durham - in an effort to impress their big city neighbors in Raleigh, a rouge group of travel planners stage "Pomplona West." Hilarity and property damage ensue.
Hardballing - Not available in Netflix.
Zzac99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing: Cameron and his sister Jean finally get sick off his shit.
Whiffenius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crowing. Brandon Lee boasts about the success of his goth rock band despite the obvious shortcomings of his not being alive
unimatrixZxero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โZombie Landingโ, a movie that reveals that zombies are actually aliens from space.
The_Smudge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party but still thought I should comment. Fight Club(ing) is now a film about forming aggressive protest groups to combat seal clubbing.
johnnycrosshatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
Fred Flintstone trying to find somewhere to park his foot-car.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's Something About Mar(r)ying: A serial monogamist explains his large numbers of marriages and the divorces that followed each one.
The_Epoch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight club becomes the emotionally charged drama of an Eskimo boy taking on the cruel world of seal clubbing after his pet seal is killed in front of his eyes.
Luperdiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miser-Ying. An Asian man who learns that money is not everything after going through a path of self discovery and loss.
greatgreta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Money Balling. Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt come up with an equation to win the powerball and be real kind of players.
Arimack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Bruce Willis is a Secret Service Agent trying to stop the assassination of President Warren Harding.
bauser2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any film with Simon Pegg in.
jcrdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLOWing...no wonder most of the internet is porn..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dallas Buyers Clubbing - A dude who gets aids decides to spend the rest of his short, miserable life snorting coke out of hookers arses and chewing his chenga off in his local nightclub...
Wait, that's basically the plot of the first half of the film. My bad.
Margo-Crooks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cottaging...
ninjateachaxtina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the Stoning
pet_huber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing I know this from when i was younger.
benczi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shining. A movie about a psychic child shining.
amielucha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God Grew Tired of Using God spent the past few centuries experimenting with drugs he created. He quits and realizes what a mess people made on earth while he was high. Filled with regret he decides to fix it...
unimatrixZxero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Netting, a story about Sandra Bullocks new stockings.
luckyvb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding. A protagonist named Dredd deals with his existential crisis of being a police officer and going on call to the tower when his lifelong dream was to become a masterchef.
CleanBill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fight clubing: It's a group of people who go to clubs , get rowdy and get into fights in those clubs. The thrill is when they ran out of places that have been kicked in and have to move to a different town.
Aliening: The crew of a deep space ship gets really irked with one of the crew members, and avoid him and make him feel shun and unwanted, constantly making him uncomfortable with private jokes and references he doesn't get.
Inside Outing: A straight male infiltrates in a gay club , gets to know a few of the regulars there , and proceed to go to those people friends and workplaces stating that they are homosexual.
A Beautiful Minding: (can't think of a good one, help me out here reddit)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pauling: A documentary about Linus Pauling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apollo 11ing... A story that jumps from one person to the next, that shows how simple tasks that should be easy and uneventful, in every day life get very complicated very fast because of a simple glitch or something over looked. A story about "just my luck" kind of situations.
thatsnotmynick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Titanicing: making sweets in one of Saturn's moons.
sunbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting
LordLidlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging, all those people who survived the strange attacks suddenly become very fashionable.
AerofpaceBrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious: Whatโs up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?
JMan1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crowing - Once you hear the rooster, it's already too late.
singlittlebirds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying
A story about a tween and her overprotective mother that just won't let her grow up.
tvirus22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - Can Keanu understand grade school math?
KRZman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Coping; Paul Blart tries to cope with his life as a washed up mall cop
jimbob128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking:
A journey of two dinosaurs learning how to reverse park their cars, which is more problematic for the T-rex as it can't even reach the reverse gear stick
Danielcaicedo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:34:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soon, they realize they cant reach the steering wheel, poor T-rex
TheLonelyScientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacking. No explanation needed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermaning. Soulja Boy plays Superman/Clark Kent in this R-rated movie. Sick of Superman getting Lois, Jimmy Olsen (played by Kevin Hart) finds a cave filled with kryptonite. What Olsen doesn't know is that it is red kryptonite, and how that affects Superman. The cave collapses and Superman (Soulja Boy) saves him, but inhales a great amount of red kryptonite in the process. The rest of the movie is Soulja Boy supermanning them "ladies". That's as far as I've gotten.
Somehow still turns out better than Superman IV: Quest for Peace.
SirDingaLonga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Menning - A tale of how men undergo operations to become female.
Despicable Meing - a story of an evil Korean little boy who is the dictator of a country.
rikeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Die Harding - film about a plot to assassinate Warren G. Harding.
Citizen Kaning - An oppressive, authoritarian government punishes citizens by publicly caning them.
Requiem for a Dreaming - A drug addict is just trying to get some damn sleep.
Heating - A group of bank robbers is slow-cooking a roast.
Howl's Moving Castling - A chess master named Howl is trying to perfect his Castling strategy.
Gone With the Winding - A man falls in love with a clockwork woman, and must chase her after accidentally winding her up.
Monster's, Inking - 2 monsters must overcome prejudice on their quest to become bestselling authors
Inside Outing - An agoraphobe goes on an outing
MemLk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the Stoning
Luperdiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miser-Ying. An Asian woman learns that money is not the source of happiness after a journey of self discovery and loss.
InflammatoryMark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Polar Expressing - A film about a little boy's struggle to extract breast milk from a Polar Bear.
crazypanda01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging
ElMachoGrande ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Eagles Nesting. A beautiful documentary on the nesting habits of eagles.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars, an epic tale of a stare contest between father and son
TankBearz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: Pretty much the same story but somehow even worse.
Furoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Dreadding, a horror movie.
Inside Outing, a family living in an archaeology goes on a family outing to the mystical 1st floor. Nobody has seen it for fifty years and their are rumours that you can get 'outside' there.
Galaxy Questing: The story of a guild playing a space based MMO, possibly EVE or The Old republic. Think 'The Guild'.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: Harry Potter falls into alcoholism after he is fired from his job.
Superman: The man of Steeling: Superman uses his godlike powers to preform petty thefts all across the world. I mean how are conveniance stores in the middle of the back quarter of China or Africa going to NOTICE Superman let alone report him.
Pacific Rim[m]ing: ...trust me, you don't want to know.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting. Again, you really don't want to know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Jonesing: Tom recently quit smoking, and he's trying not to start again, but he's just jonesing for a smoke.
jmoriarty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. A young farmer looks into the heart of the Galactic Empire... who will blink first?
Kanton_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengersing. Your favorite super heroes fight against the world's greatest threat. musicals. Everyone is infected by its presence, uncontrollably breaking into song, and cursed with immediate brain download of dance moves and lyrics for perfect assimilation of any musical number accidentally stumbled upon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction - Tarantino's masterpiece about a factory that destroys remaindered books.
BLUNTYEYEDFOOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
Cannibals.
HeinrichLK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a world where the only means of transportation is dinosaur based, only one valet is brave enough to park the raptors.
This summer, The Rock is... JURASSIC PARKING.
Cypher1710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - The revenge of Nancy Kerrigan
Sir_Gingerassasin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing. Somewhere, deep in the land of Mordor, a phone is ringing endlessly. It is Frodo's job to find, and destroy the one phone by throwing it into the fires of Mt. Wannahockaloogie.
Luperdiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miser-Ying. An Asian woman learns that money is not the source of happiness after a journey of self discovery and loss.
JamRel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubing - going to clubs and starting fights.
po822000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Traffic-ing. Pretty much the same movie.
Trickyryan88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A tight-knit group of friends go on a outing to the bar.
parietalbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eternal sunshine of the spotless minding guy without 'spots' on his face eternally minding his own business
AKIRAx77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Robocoping - Marvin goes to therapy for his depression and meets love in the waiting room. Ironicaly love of his life goes to therapy for low Self-esteem, and when she gets better, Marvin is dumped. (Spoiler alert)
Borginjorgin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging. Idk but cant be any worse than the actual movie.
nippleshanks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
VirtualProtector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting ... erm
Danful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spawning - A movie about a man whose pact with the devil sees him return to unrelated locations every time he is killed.
Pulping Fiction- A series of interconnecting tales about the destruction of cheap novels
Highlandering - the gradual transformation of a normal man into a legendary Scottish clans man
Deep Impacting - an apocalyptic tale of fracking related terror
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 40 year old Virgining - An obsessed madman devotes his entire life to thwarting Steve Carell's attempts to get laid.
mw1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
an american tailing
French action movie about an international thief and a relentless American Interpol officer
rottensteak01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
avengering. avengering age of ultron
PeteJChurchill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secreting. A young wizard struggles to come to terms with the implications of gonorrhea.
Jurassic Parking. The school run just got prehistoric.
Edit: thought of another one and formatting.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing: Granny takes out her teeth. Giggity.
The_Prince1513 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. A documentary about just how terrible the movie "The Happening" was.
MajorLaz0rz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubings
A horrific tale of a mass murderer who only targets patrons at IHOPs
Odins_weird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ring(ing). a film about a phone that if you are in hearing range when it rings, you die in 7 days
rage_quit89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
The same movie, just a lot shittier
burritocurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravehearting- After going through a crushing breakup, William swears he is finished with love, until a chance meeting at a coffee shop will make him question everything. Will he be brave enough to face love again?
bubonis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blobbing. A story about living in America.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F.I.S.T.I.N.G.
nah, never mind
drenp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming. The 1931 German film about finding a murderer is now about the a great Chinese dynasty.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling; The secret investigation showing exactly what your self-driving cars get up to while you're asleep
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, A tale of parking in a Jurassic world
Kmlkmljkl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
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Totallymodular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
PIXIP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing - a closeted gay afraid to come out, outs other gays instead
karmatiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming. A young lawyer goes to work for a new firm. Things aren't what they seem. It becomes a porn.
Jaleou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming. Its Flash Gordon retold from his enemy's sympathetic view.
pmurph131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping. A young man's struggle with portion control.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing: a father and son team talk about the one that got away, or try to.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
The story of one man's battle with speech disorder after being addicted to Heroin
Brodoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The human centipedeing
A story about a misspelled made up dance move like the worm
doublethoughts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silence of the Lambing - a deaf farmer who finds inner peace in giving life to baby sheep.
fartstains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. Sam Rockwell shows you his butt for 1.5 hrs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing - a group of young men disillusioned by consumer culture, work out their impotent rage by going to dance clubs and learning capoeira.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - old people struggling to park their cars.
crackdaddy8k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming..
phatbrasil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - a movie about failing so hard that every other failure is measured to yours.
godfetish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Purging - A New Years Day tale
Jackpot777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. It's either a boring film about not going out, or a porn film with a medical premise.
SirImbecile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing.
A documentary following three elderly exhibitionists on their pilgrimage to the big yearly gathering.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging
ThisNameBestBeFree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - A new God comes to Earth to end the Ice Age, a historical film depicting the rise of humanity under the new God.
Brikagren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring now about a bird voiced by Mike tyson
boba-fett-life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing
The search for the perfect turkey recipe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is spinal taping. A movie about doctors trying their best to assist a man with his back issues with nothing but office supplies.
Oddball_bfi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9mMing - Flash Gordon sequel about a runaway cloning machine
Drusiph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning: A Peyton Manning Story
Trickyryan88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A middle aged man goes to the the brothel.
P5ychoRaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This turned out a lot funnier than I had initially expected.
be_my_main_bitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring - Steve and Bob have created a machine that lets them control other people, they are using it to create mayhem until they encounter Lisa...
Fleurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: A post-WWI terrorist cell seeks to throw the world into chaos once again by assassinating the current president, and only a down-on-his-luck constable can save America.
Morning_thunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir dogging - a group of well dressed men get friendly with strangers down at the reservoir.
dosser1886 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying. A movie about growing old in the wilderness
Phayke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing
A true story about a small town cop who walks out of town.
Yettu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. Probably still the same, just derpier.
DemonicSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hamletting...
The story of a mans quest to protect his ham rental business from an aggressive comb over...
Jardolam_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung pow: Enter the Fisting. Need I say more
drenp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding. Tourist goes to North Korea and falls for his minder after she shows him the parts of the country no one is meant to see.
NoZoupForYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World of Warcrafting
Upcoming movie about how to plan war...
Wyatt Earping - You wanted a movie about Wyatt Earp? Here's one about a man trying to be him. The newest meme out there.
Heating - Things get hot.
Osiris371 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First Contacting: An epic telling of an introverts struggle to call anyone they don't know.
veryrandomcomment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengersing - the marvelous super hero musical
dwerg85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Danish Girling. Still the same movie.
NerdBlender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Greying - Midlife crisis shortly after finding the first grey hair
fuegolatino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flickaing. Girl discovers friendship with a horse, and masturbation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. It's about driving around looking for a parking spot at the mall and there isn't one so a billionaire clones an ancient dinosaur parking spot from fossilized DNA to install right near the entrance but the science guys accidentally mix the parking spot DNA with Legosaurus DNA and the parking spot runs away.
gavshaky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dead Pooling
Zombies try to cut down on their emissions by taking turns to drive each other to work.
Ardaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - The story of mild mannered Harry as he saunters around without a care in the world.
Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minding. this baby sitter is really proud of their job.
dropkick_capt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cloverfielding: the search for 4 leaves in a field of 3
RomeDC91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stoning. Harry and his friends search Hogwarts for a fabled stash.
TheBaconGamer21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob Squarepants: The Moving - A yellow sea sponge decides to abandon his mediocre life as a fry cook in a small town in favor of a high-paying job as a gourmet chef in a nearby city.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Blue Sealing. A documentary style movie about an underwater sealing company that suddenly gets attacked, by seals.
HiimCaysE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing... Two corporate floor planners go head to head to win a lucrative cubicle contract.
beautifulsole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super late to the party but I gotta say this.
Staring Wars. Aliens from a galaxy far far away stare down each other. Featuring Look Skywalker, Eyeball Wan Kenobi and Dark Vision.
raptorthrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A spot 65 million years in finding.
VonBrewskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All Quiet on the Western Fronting. The West Coast finally accepts that there may be more than one best coast, in a heart warming tale of self discovery and bling sharing.
breezeturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminatoring - A story about an illiterate killer from the future who can not speak competent English. "I be back!"
SimB5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - what happens when your son gets a god complex and starts creating the universe? Watch this zany comedy staring Steve Carrel and Seth Rogan!
Godfathering 2 - uh o god's back and he's got a human pregnant, what happens next?? Only God knows!
olvirki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Lord of the Ringsing tells the tale of the powerful lord Sauron of the Ringsing clan and his precarious relationships with the kings of England during the late 11th century.
arghnard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
Same story. Just set in an alternate reality where no one gives a fuck about typo s
jpsexton8245 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning, a mockumentary about modern culture and the hypocrisy that it often intails
Yogymbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing.
Sarah really wanted to go on a picnic and hike, but Mommy said it was too rainy. She'll just have to use her imagination for her Inside Outing.
WillAddThisLater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish Tanking: Origins tale of renowned weatherman Michael Fish who suffers multiple setbacks in his early career.
revdon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: punk quarterback Johnny Utah is caught shaving the score in college football.
drenp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Far-going. About the first manned space voyage to Pluto.
heyman0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling
A whole 2 hours of Clark hyping himself up to fight Zod as he talks to himself in front of a bathroom mirror.
pendrekky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling - a horror movie about a serial killer who gathers all his victims to a specific place, creating a throne for him to end it all.
prakashdanish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing A film about... Nvm
DariusMDeV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lovely Bonings?
borninalandslide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Generation Ironing - A documentary about doing the laundry in the 19th century.
KingGoogley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lion kinging
Nothing amazing just national geographic documentary on lions.
DinReddet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing. It's about an old lady with tinnitus.
Edit: never mind. Came too late to the party.
NeonRx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Id like to think Age of Ultroning would be the long awaited sequel to Breaking 2.
seanchazin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force awakening, same movie slightly less dramatic title.
kiekko34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary Moving - about girl who is afraid to move away from home.
YouKnowABitJonSnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning
The story of Harry in Saudi Arabia and the discovery of a gay philosopher
DjSa-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeadPooling the story of a carpool gone bad.
fortknox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Coping.
Our investigative reporter Paul Blart takes you on a journey through the decaying ruins of America's malls in this depressing documentary of the downfall of malls due to the rise of the internet.
efro98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. How an evil warlord picks his army to fight God's soldiers.
OrbitPKA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: Nancy's Revenge
alfons100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The life of piing - The move about game lag.
Luperdiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy storing. Let's all clean up those toys together.
Observante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging?
Kettch144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cubeing - A group of socially awkward early twenties rubix cube speed solvers reach new highs and lows in this surprising coming-of-age romantic comedy
frunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting.
I dunno. Something about a Jamaican vicar?
_PM_ME_YOUR_NIPPLES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a girl learns to go to her happy place
sonician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone say Fletching?
A mid-level CIA agent retires after being shot, and discovers he ha s a natural talent for making the best pub darts in the world.
Purple_Poison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodwill Huntingting... A bell maker makes and sell bells across oceans
pendrekky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - A young banker sets on a path to destroy the ways of the financial institutions and ultimately set forth a revolution.
akornfeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - the incredible true story of 5 men that dreamed of BBQing indoors.
Theresia11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barring Lyndon. About a zombie breakout in a small town in Vermont
Oshwitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing, a documentary about a newfound delicious secretion juice coming from the insect
Osiris371 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lording of the Rings: when a group of "hilariously" competitive brides-to-be start comparing rings, who will come out on top?
abolishcapitalism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fight clubbing
a canadian movie
Firehydra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging: Behind the Scenes of The Shining
snapperoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning - the republic will not tolerate law breakers. Public punishment ensues.
WillAddThisLater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Mighty Winding: Documentary which follows the construction of the worlds largest wind-up clock.
Jennebell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Subtitles in windings
Equiliari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
I STILL DON'T KNOW! D:
iusedtobeasheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Pieing is about a small family American Bakery who excels in their pie baking business until a new pie store opens across the street. The harsh story and reality of business is full of drama and twists.
Cogentesque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside Outing. The family camping vacation is saved when Tim Allen puts up all the tents in the lounge.
mats852 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First Blooding : An hemofiliac soldier who never got boots on the ground because of his condition decides to emulate war in a small town to prove he's eligible to VA disability benefits.
narcarsiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning :|
A film about the fictional life of pulp from various fruits.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking - Wacky uncle of two normal kids...who's also a horse.
Jabarumba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cooling Hand Luke:
The story of the weakest X-Men who's only useful in the desert or for people with a slight fever.
leifashley27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWATTING - a story of social hacking which turns deadly when a young officer goes too far on a house raid. The cover up will leave you in suspense as the entire thing is captured by webcam by one user in North Korea. Will they believe him?
reflexdoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A beautiful minding - a story of a genius babysitter.
Veefwoar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo drifting. When tsunami's attack!
suplexcomplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
Soonerfan32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: set at Jamba Juice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Findinging Nemo.
We lost Nemo again.
paultower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Claytoning. Edward Snowden with a happy ending outside Russia.
Mcleaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8M Ming: A 16th Century Chinese ceramic vase master attempts his tallest, crowning achievement.
Osiris371 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predatoring: Like "To Catch a Predator", but....the MOVIE!
i_luke_tirtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elephant Maning
a former football star lets himself go
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Proofing. A man adopts a child and realizes how dangerous his home is and begins death proofing it.
solarprobeminus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ring Sing. It's a musical!
mrcbond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flashdancing. A superhero enters a high speed dance competition.
mcgrimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying: A mother's love goes too far.
greedcrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happening-ing
stephen2awesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast fiving, group of people high fiving random people.
MonkeyUranium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding- a movie where president Harding rises from the grave and all of America tries to find him
efie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - a film about light precipitation
acollins144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing
The musical from a galaxy far far away
Kidgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xxxing- the story of a guy getting back together with his girlfriend, and then dumping her again.
Hentacle-Tentai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking!
formlessfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reign of Firing. Corporate has handed down some draconian new policies into your small workplace resulting in a massive downsizing of your branch. The last few employees fear for their job security
EnGCatjuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting - an emotional rollercoaster in which the Blair Witch presents a slide-show of her vacation pictures in a dark, scary forest. Bikini pictures included.
weaselface89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubing
goshuhuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: An intense story about bank robbers heating up things. Or alternatively simply trying to get that damned central heating to work.
Pawn1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5th Elementing ? Sounds horrible
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITing Just a movie about people enjoying food, but someone fucked up the poster...
IT Crowding Watch a documentary about CES in Las Vegas. (not movie, I know, sorry)
Death Proofing A caring father and ex-stuntman builds a safe car for his daughter.
pa79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, no one has said it yet?
"Ramparting" - No stone left unturned.
sjogerst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Landing Before Time.
Basically the plot of Ancient Aliens.
yzbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing - Watch as actor Matt Damon slowly transforms into a cute little green alien. As his former Nasa crew returns to rescue him, they are at first frightened by his appearance, but soon learn to love him for the cute, green, fuzzy ball of fluff he has become.
Rated R
Tombenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rockying - An exciting new blockbuster of boats in moderately strong waves.
fatpak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying.
Instead of putting a devil baby in her, everyone just coddles her as she tries to adjust to a new situation. Aka, the same movie with people enabling her constant whining.
jck0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - herbology for everyone
glitterati_bitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homing, the tale of a pigeons journey home.
xemik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackassing... Well, it's a dirty movie involving stunts with asses.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: Nihilists travel from trendy bar to trendy bar, beating the shit out of people. They rarely discuss it.
pmurph131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. Starring that creepy dude in a windowless van.
Ed_Sykes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing.
A downbeat epic, focusing on one man's battle with sinister tinnitus.
mumooshka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contacting - a movie about covering those darn schoolbooks.
rockeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning Kingdom: The heartwarming story of two children who live on an island, and their adventure showing their asses to random people.
Wezzley_Snipes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monster Balling - Space Jam spinoff documentary highlighting the high rolling, drug filled downward spiral of the "Monstars" following their defeat to MJ, Bugs, and co.
opuscrokus67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking...a documentary that films a walk on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
whose_your_daddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing. A chinese american history student's college adventures.
GaveYouBass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spying - Melissa McCarthy spying on Jude Law. Not a movie, just Mel hanging outside Jude's pad with her iPhone and her dreams.
The_Drider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
Gay porn with giant robots.
AndySchneider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching ... Chevy Chase crafts beautiful arrows.
padi_04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - The story of a rebellious astronaut who defied his robot overlords by exposing his butt.
Aqquila89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling. A family film about singing Christmas carols.
alon1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest gumping- a tale about forrest and his bisarre habbit of having sex with human and corpses "Gumping" definision- the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
Source- http://he.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gumping
DjSa-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating the story of a poor family trying to survive the harsh winter cold
zeb199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About Dinosaurs trying to parallel park...
floof1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Resovoir dogging. Its about a group of men that rob a bank together and to celebrate go dogging.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - A lonely guy owns a stall in a Japanese fish market. A new client will try to teach him to love himself and to be happy. Surprise, the stall was a red herring, he's actually an undercover cop who's there only to get insider info on the Yakuza mafia who smuggle contraband in fish crates. Directed by M. Nightaki Shichiroudingdong.
cheeseygritz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning
A tale of a young boy seduced to experimenting with magic cocaine
SaveRana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saying Anything, just two hours of Cusack spouting stream of consciousness free verse. Best watched before Grosse Point Blanking, about a hitman with short term memory issues in an oddly familiar town, and after Hot Tub Timing Machine, a pleasant documentary about a group of friends that invent a handy tool for automating jaccuzis.
badluckwilliam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man!(Yes i know i cheated)
Starring Ron Swanson, he will masculinely iron his clothes and drink scotch
Debageldond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eraserheading: Watch Jack Nance fumble around with Microsoft Word, trying in vain to remove the page number from the first page of the document.
The futility of this act and his lack of competence with technology represent his fear of becoming a father.
mumooshka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging.. hmmm
blackminded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting. Just go ahead and fill in the blanks yourself.
cardr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging, the movie where the editor was fired just a tad bit too late
ticklepolyester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking
Navin (Steve Martin) believes he was born a poor black child in Mississippi. He is, however, actually white. Upon figuring this out, he heads north to St. Louis to find himself. After landing a job at a gas station, Navin is excited to discover his name printed in the new phone book. This ratification of his existence leads him from one misadventure to another -- as he invents gadgets, dodges bullets, joins the carnival and jerks off a lot.
wLudwig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die-ing Hard:
A psycho thriller about 2 cops trying to chase down a serial killer who murders people while having sex with them.
Cogentesque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing. The hit new Christmas cooking show.
smithsknits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like /u/shittywatercolour could do some good in this thread.
puntloos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groundhog Dazing - Rodents and Laser Pointers. (ok I cheated a little, but daying isn't really a word)
AndySchneider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling - The story of a dyslexic kleptomaniac.
Agent_Skinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - A movie centered around a man's quest for the most epic jerk off session.
WillAddThisLater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting: Existential angst from The Blair Witch who is at a crossroads in her life after coming to a stark realisation about how her behaviour affects those around her and decides to start therapy to examine her inner demons.
Fillipuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging People randomly start to loop their current action over and over again.
mumooshka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - a movie about a boy just doing shit around the house.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing - A story about electro plating.
mcgrimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching: You really don't want to know what this movie is about. Trust me.
ProfessorOakenWood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering
heyjohnnyjohnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting-ing. The story of a genius with a stutter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking. A suspect is under interrogation and throughout the movie he continually lies over and over again until the truth is finally uncovered.
BlossomDub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - Some documentary or informative piece about going out to do something
absolutkaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironmanning - the story of a cyberneticly enhanced QB/pizza shop owner
Iknowdemfeelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superstaring
lourensloki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Greying - a terrible tale of becoming old.
Hender232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
harry potter and the sorcerer's stoning
VincentVega92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good will huntinging
Don't know what the plot would be though
G8kpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DIE HARDING
The tail of Revenge of Nancy Kerrigan as her professional career is shattered, there is only one thing to be done, Tonya Harding must die!.
ArnieSchwarzenegro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing - A history of the American Railroad
PointPruven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Omega Manning.
Humanitys last hope for quality football comes down to Peyton Manning's grandson.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for Speeding. Just like drugs, except with cars!
Legrosale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Stegosaurus face off against the deadly raptors in parking of different motorised vehicles.
csun723 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Qing
Same plot basically, but Denzel's character was adopted by Chinese foster parent.
Iamjacksplasmid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving. Pretty much the same as it was before.
torrin16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning... it's a porno
SquidLoaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning. A movie about Peyton and Eli's younger brother Anthony, who wasn't all there and never made the NFL
revdon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
XXXing: Vin Diesel goes undercover as a Crossing Guard.
ssramsey513 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office spacing,
An instructional guide for the organized workplace.
nickthenightman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. It's an action packed thriller where a bunch of theifs pretending to be terrorists hijack a building and hold a party hostage, then the day is saved by the 29th U.S. President Warren G. Harding.
Lybychick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was afraid you were going for Tonya Harding
nickthenightman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funner when it's an old dead guy.
Lybychick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I concur
Ryjobond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Days of Thundering- relentless storms rolling through the Midwest
drj0nes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing
A young woman strives to recreate her grandmother's Thanksgiving stuffing and learns more about herself than jamming bread into a bird.
fastabenj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging.
Man goes mad in a big empty echoing hotel.
Spekingur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BASEketball-ing.
Same movie, except with more hairy balls at (in)appropiate intervals.
Zalamander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contacting - The story of a sadistic alien sending plans on how to find him in order to bankrupt their governments only so he can troll them by masquerading as their dead relatives.
sir-rantsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Could Go On Singinginginginginging ... Biopic of a woman who ... well, just goes on singing and singing and singing and singing ...
rumblpak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Story of a modern day witch hunt.
BasilBoulgaroktonos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cocooning: A family sits by the fire all winter with their dog, watches a lot of Netflix. Minimal plot development.
Frazze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The seventh sealing - This time they finally will get it right!
hybridbirdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - This year he sells a couch on Craigs List.
absurdologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F for Faking, a classic Welles documentary about why women fake orgasms.
EdinburghPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming. How much fun can a mother and son have living with a complete stranger?
Lonely_Samurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the ending - the whole movie is deleted except for the ending
squ1bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - life on a dairy farm
embracethebald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Jacking: It's just a Kangaroo Jackin' it
Springstof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengersing - A beautfiful musical where all there avengers sing their lines.
drones02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate kidding - the story of a prankster teaching karate.. Someone like Jackie chan?
Iownyoubitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who gives a crap about what brit cucks from Europe Caliphate think. Let them have their mudslimes.
tastman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Documentary about senior citizens' rights to parallel park
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing
Every six months Dumblebore will pull a scrap of paper from the goblet. Whichever instructor's name is on the paper is immediately terminated from their position. Immediately after Harry arrives at Hogwarts Hagrid's name shows on the paper. The rest of the movie deals with his unemployment, the discrimination against half-giants in the job market, and his ensuing alcoholism.
jasonthelamb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming The story of the Ming dynasty in China
Downfalling
The story of elder people.
thetamponaisle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Manning:
A heart warming coming of age tale about Peyton Manning's half spider/half boy son who is viciously bullied for his strange appearance. Spider overcomes his deformity by learning to play football and becomes the star of the varsity team. His school mates end up accepting him as one of their own and the capitan of the cheerleading squad falls in love with him.
pooch321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM?!?!?"
daneelr_olivaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Da Vinci Coding.
Da Vinci is transported in time to a secret Microsoft facility, forcefully taught to code, and exploited for profit.
torrin16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing. Leo leaves the Oscars, once again, empty handed.
BroaxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Blair Witch Projecting
The heartbreaking story of an elderly lady going around calling people out for calling her 'witch' and other names while unaware that it's her own insecurities she's seeing in other people.The movie ends when a group of crazy kids make a plan to gather the whole town to show some love for her. They where never seen again... This is their footage.EDIT: Even better! Melissa Blair, a film projectionist faces work pressures as cinemas slowly switch to digital media. As she realizes her job is threatened she tries to organize a documentary where she goes to protest the big witch hunt against these professionals. On her first day of shooting she goes to a big film studio to uncover the truthโข only to be never heard of again. This is her footage...
squ1bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing - Confessions of an auto-lube conman
Wtzky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - the unexpected love affair two young women find with singing Christmas songs.
Featuring 3 hours of non stop Christmas hits. ๐
IntelWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"White House Downing": Alternate history where America lost the war of 1812 and remained under British control. Following the loss of Old Britain in WW2, the Capitol of the UK is moved to Washington DC and the Prime Minister takes up residence in the former Home of the American Territorial Governor, the White House. Pennsylvania Avenue is renamed to Downing Street, the prior address of the Prime Minister on "the old island" as it's called now. The movie follows the efforts of the Broken British Government making one last ditch effort to score a decisive naval victory over the German Navy and halt their westward expansion across the Atlantic. Battle ends up being a success thanks to the heroic sacrifice of a US territorial Navy sailor named John F Kennedy. Movie ends with Churchill saying to the Queen "In another world that brave sonofabitch could have been the greatest leader mankind every knew."
Scuba-Dooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing is a classic that I watch from time to time
SmellsLikeFlute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing- The story of a man taking down the bar and club scene
WoodenPickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Blading" is Wesley Snipes wearing rollerblades fighting skateboarders at various skate parks. Or the original "Blade" except he wears rollerblades the entire time.
BreedingDiamonds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering
A two-hour film of a dude named Harry doing pottery. Just that.
angryinstrumental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The curious case of Benjamin buttoning- about Benjamin's supernatural power to button up everything really fast.
soulsoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's gaming. A story of a young boy who plays too many games and has developed a violent temper which he takes out on his fellow classmates then commits genocide against another sentient race.
McCFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing: Like the regular movie, but they fight at various night clubs throughout the city
3sIIck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to alternatively not share something productive and clever and say: This has been my favorite AskReddit in a couple of years. <3 you guys!
Marksman82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo Coping
A robot tries to come to terms with living in a world where AI robots are treated at second class citizens
pisaradotme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside Outing - a group of kids find ways to have incredible adventures indoors because it's raining outside.
izzardie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changelinging The story of a tollbooth operator and his heroic struggle to overcome a horrible speech impediment.
Kytosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Dies at The Ending - Still the same thing xD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding
The bomb goes off if the bus goes under 50 miles per hour.
squ1bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - Travelling the country on a thumb and a prayer
DeaconFrostedFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crowing: Brandon Lee boasts about his accomplishments for 90 minutes.
BeerBatteredBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. A movie about a janitor with echolalia who solves complex math problems while working at a prestigious university.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Swordfishing
There exists a world within our world. A world beneath what we call water. A world protected by fireswords, passwords and the most advanced sword systems. In this world we hide our deepest fishing secrets, our most incriminating techniques, and of course, a whole lot of swords. This is the world of "Swordfishing." The world's most dangerous fisherman is hired by the CIA to coerce a swordsmith recently released from prison to help steal $6 billion in unused government swords.
finnmester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
It's two dudes watching The Shining 10 times in a row
Chigurrh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning. An oppressive Singaporean government beats rebellious youths into submission.
kellygethin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crafting - teen wiccans turn to Pinterest for direction.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Body Doubling. Wait, this was made already - it's Multiplicity (argh).
snapperoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Mighty Winding - the biggest hit this summer!
skucera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
Janice simply cannot release an invoice in a timely manner, and this is the last goddamn time I deal with this shit!
TomMikeson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking. A young boy with a rare genetic disorder that ages him rapidly, discovers masturbation well before any of his friends.
DamnBunnieBats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring? The tale of Ashton Kutcher realizing he's been an asshole his whole life and Sean William Scott helping him him transition into a better person.
Tofubeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geting hard. Will Ferrell is preparing to go to jail. Kevin Hart is way too enthusiastic to show Ferrel what awaits him in the prison.
pickles4uk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A family become trapped in their own home with the heating on full. Can they escape before they all get heatstroke?
xemik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning: An entire Batman film where Batmanning is considered a drug by Alfred. Batman watches Gotham crumble but due to his perspective, he is just pleased.
matshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Beautiing - A Movie about americans going on diet collectively
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening
The facehugger does not like humans anymore and runs away.
The Nostromo comes back with nothing to report.
squ1bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mashing - making potatoes sexy again.
d00dical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The December Maning, either a story about Peyton falling apart every post season or Eli turning on the heat for the playoffs. Or both.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing: the story of a long adventure.
CollyBrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing Top cop Nicholas Angel is moved to the cyber crimes division
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming, the eternal struggle between games and food.
raydialseeker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
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DontQuoteThisComedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping- The story of The Kardashians dealing with Hollywood
donthategoskate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious -- an investigative documentary into the protestors behind the anti-fasting movement.
Megadoculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School Of Rocking. A story of a zany rocker teaching kids to shine through playing rock ...oh wait ...as you were.
Zaexithos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Requiem for a Dreaming
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
Straight from the hood to Arthur's round table. The black Knight is going to save England in the most hilarious and racially stereotyping way possible.
Cogentesque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supercoping. Jackie Chan is a famous skateboarder sworn to catch the biggest grind ever.
hypoferramia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imitation Gaming.
GunsGermsAndSteel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. Same movie, but add a thumping bass line and $13 drinks to all of the fight scenes.
Voxle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2001: A Spacing Odyssey: Story of a young bricklayer who tries to space his bricks right.
Pietru24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing. A ragtag group of 9 white people in a competitive bell choir.
nia_kills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heating Al pacino and robert de niro combat winter
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - the life of a Console Peasant.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing.
Three people draw their names from the goblet... but only one will get to keep their job.
barely_harmless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hurt Lockering - the towels are coming off!
Pookaball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ะัะพะฝะธั ะกัะดัะฑัing - oh I guess it doesn't work in my country
mats852 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million dollar babying : A disabled girl with the body of an angel is constantly harassed by men.
drwuzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - A comedy about a group of friends from Indiana who moved to New York and can't wait to get back home.
2hi4me2cu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Maning - An epic tale of a guy that mans an elephant enclosure at a zoo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plan Bing.
The state of Nebraska disguised as a giant flying Allen wrench crashes in the Atlantic ocean. Zombie Jesus and Karl Marx save the day.
Directed by M. Night Shalalala.
Lewisyoung99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering- about a boy who goes on a walk
crashing_this_thread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning - Seth Rogen and James Franco discover weed that makes them so high that they wake up in a dream within a dream. Due to a common misconception they call this inceptioning, though the term refers to the implanting of ideas.
Polar87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Romancing, a documentary film describing the best techniques to pick up girls.
jokerkcco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering.
The story of a carpenter and the his wife's unexpected pregnancy.
RandyHoward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Requiem for a Dreaming. Same movie, but at the end they all wake up and realize they were dreaming, ditch their drug habits, and lead happy lives.
EugeneRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Foxcatchering? What is this ....
nflitgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - the sad life of an agoraphobic
iamasecretthrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and the Furious. Dark tale of a juice cleanse-induced murder spree.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and Philosopher's stoning. Philosopher is about to get condemmed to being stoned to death. It's a courtroom drama.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eurotripping: The same film but less coherent.
imthemostmodest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: A tragic tale of one man's quest to sell his stuff on Craigslist.
"With this ring..."
G8kpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
Hitman Ferris Bueller decides that today is the day his is going to break the all time hitman record, in this wacky comedy about a Mafia Hitman, and his win at all costs attitude to overthrow the Godfather's best hitman. Joined by his Toady Cameron "The Nose" Fry. Wacky adventures ensue, as they go from one hit to the next.
Zyngbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Helping. -- Portion control, starring Kirstie Alley. Christopher Walken plays her inner voice. We know how this ends.
Edit: the MPAA called. This now stars Oprah, with Samuel L. Jackson as her inner voice. "What's in your gullet?"
hybridbirdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into the Whitening - a romantic comedy about a dental hygienist and a guy who wanted his teeth to look better.
LeVictoire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
The Bride awakes from a four-year coma only to receive a devastating medical bill.
snapperoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Running - the story of an incompetent farmhand and one that escaped the coop...
matshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - a movie about 2 guys lost in a winter wilderness heating each other
lexletov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fault in our Starring. That's a metaphor for "WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! IT'S JUST A MOVIE!" Get it? Starring? Movie? This is why I have no friends.
erisestarrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - one man's quest to park his SUV in the smallest parking lots he can find all across America.
ReverendRyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - the tale of a set of octogenarians attempting to parallel park tour buses for a trip to the local bingo hall. The film is approximately forty-three hours long.
Owilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. The story of Bill Hader and how he conquered his fear.
RimmyDownunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakening.
It's the prequel trilogy where Rey is swinging around and occasionally feebly moves a pebble before going back to nap until the start of the movie. Finn is just a nameless stormtrooper fixing the shit pipes while getting laughed at by JB-007, before tromping back to his room for a nap. Luke bonks R2 over the head with a wrench and then goes to New Zealand for a nap. Han Solo uses Chewie as a pillow.
LexiForNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Hard. An old man's indignant death with a raging hard on after recounting his life as a "bad ass" to his daughter.
pmurph131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakening. A young Jedi is late for school.
blvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Poor T-rex causes accidents galore in the Costco parking lot due to his distorted senses and short arms
Nivtitif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of ping - Story of my internet connection
Skypirate6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing. A story of 2 men whos made it their life goal to shutdown clubs around america by stopping people from going to them.
pooch321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
One man's journey to fathering kids that aren't his.
7-methyltheophylline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing
A documentary about the optimum size of cubicles in a workplace.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Landing Before Timing - Imagine a world where nobody gets it right.
knightni73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A prehistoric struggle to see what creature can park closest to the mall front door.
pradeepkanchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Will the Terrific-Rexy ever learn to drive and get his learners permit?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. A sports documentary about Peyton Manning's career.
davyboi666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - A documentary looking into the dark reality of oniomania and national credit card debt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Any Giving Sunday
Al Pacino stars in this heartwarming tale about the struggles of an inner-city soup kitchen struggling to get by with limited funding in a destitute neighborhood rife with crime.
The Godfathering
Al Pacino stars in this heartwarming dramedy about a man's best friend, a heroin junkie, who is trying to clean up his act to be a better godfather for his friend's kid.
Standing Up Guys
Al Pacino stars in this hilarious romantic comedy where a man offers a service to women looking to stand up their exes after relationships turn sour.
Righteous Killing
Al Pacino stars in this historical drama about the ill-fated attack on Cairo in the 13th century during the 5th Crusade.
Dick Tracing
Al Pacino stars in this stoner comedy flick where a guy named Richard makes a living as an artist tracing peoples'
dickscomic book artwork.You Don't Know Jacking
Al Pacino stars in this sequel to last summer's comedy hit, Dick Tracing, where Richard gets to be a contestant on Jeopardy. Hilarity ensues(?).
Two Bit Sing
Al Pacino stars in this musical about a poor boy living in the Bronx during the turn of the 20th century.
BangBangla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rim(m)ing - no explanation necessary
MidwestException ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing. Movie switches gears from period-piece love story and becomes doc on a new trend wherein someone pretends to float away and someone calls, "come back" in a hushed cry for help.
salmanrushdi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - A documentary with William Shatner guiding us to numerous cribs of American stars.
chhakhapai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ground Hogging Day
ryanholt98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
harry potter and the sorcerers stoning: they tie up dumbledore and throw rocks at him
Hvadhedderman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edward Scissorhanding - A tale of a very polite guy helping the people out, when they need to wrap gifts, cut out decorations and more
johnnyjboy91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Senior citizens attempt parking in increasingly busy and difficult spaces.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Diary of Anne Franking: Including some of the less palatable parts of her Diary. Directed by Roman Polanski
chelster1003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating The story about a guy and the struggles of heating his own apartment.
That's totally not me.
HaHaBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - An adventurous journey of a young boy who newly discovers his innate secret pottery skills.
"Yer a potter, harry"
"Im a hwat?"
CuddlezCS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeward bounding
Same film, the dogs jump higher
teknoist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's listing: a real estate agent in 1940's germany trying to make a living selling bombed homes.
soopacee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing ....watch the likes of Ben Franklin and other founding fathers, cross the street
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trek - the Wrath of Khaning - about very harsh Klingon school discipline (with sexual innuendo).
flypstyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting - The story of a man who works lights at his local theater. This time, it's more than just illuminating.
merryhedgehog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ace Ventura Petting Detective. WHO STROKED MY CAT?
MatchesMalone_247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing - A rambunctious group of fraternity brothers examine the many types of farm facilities.
Declarion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
iammoomoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing
The tale of a bro obsessed with finding just how much he can bench.
calley07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars
xfatdannx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty Womaning - A philanthropist finds his true happiness in turning hookers in to elitist women. While he spends all his time changing their lives he never seems to care about his. This leads to a battle between himself and AIDS. Aids wins.
ittiM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.
A Documentary about protesters of Clubs.
Littlewigum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Terminatoring.
What is a small town to do when the local steel mill is about to shut down. This German immigrant has an idea. He'll run for Governor!
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling. Someone is not going to survive the ride to work.
merryhedgehog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilight - New Mooning.
erisestarrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning. Pretty selfexplainatory.
MagicJohnsonPSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No country for old Manning - Old gay traitor can't get asylum anywhere in the world
mad_mob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing, a horror movie about phone that would ring during ungodly hours...
batardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking. How to make industry contacts and land a new job after quitting your current one in a fit of rage.
3amjosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding
room222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Age: Continental Drifting, the race to 88 mph.
Nuwanda84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing
A young girls struggles to overcome her own depression and to fight the suicidal thoughts that haunt her each day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. Al Pachino starts killing the parents of the kids he's supposed to be godfather to.
GaryV83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - A terrifying tale about some unexpected weather during a couple's vacationโฆin Seattle.
Cleeq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ving for Vendetta
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
dab_errl_day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing. A sad tale of a pineapple who has had it with life and starts expressing his deepest emotions.
fletchlivz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glorying - The true story of Ron, a lonely accountant, who spends his weekends searching for the perfect glory hole.
pradeepkanchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wall Streeting - The untold documentary of indie concert postering
samgado10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking is about how difficult it was to find a good place to park in the Jurassic era
ShawnSimoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing. The story of North Koreans who ask questions.
Ellsass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: Luke and Vader use the force to try and get the other one to blink first.
stefan2494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming.
Slightly kinky sexual practices in a large body of water.
Amuricuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana jonesing. The story of recovering addicts in a small Indiana town.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding: Zombie paratroopers land in a warzone and wreak havoc.
hybridbirdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEATing - Pacino and De Niro give up robbing banks and start a heater company.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacino's character wasn't a bank robber in Heat. he was a cop
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Metropolising - the classical German expressionist documentary about urban growth.
nachojdub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotinging: a stutter
TheRoseIsJustAsSweet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning: the story of the sorcerer's decent into hopelessness via stoning by 11 year olds
custobarelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commandoing - The art of freeballing.
revdon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Oozing.
Four pubescent turtles find a forbidden use for Turtle Wax... And deal with acne, changing voices, and fighting over who gets fold April's underwear.
Tag Line: Will they finally come out of their shells?
DraconianTimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - Public displays of affection at the local reservoir
ZoMbI_85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blading Wesley Snipes discovers that a vampires weakness is shredding on some in line skates with short shorts
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happen
killit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - I don't think I need to explain what happens in this movie.
Pro_fuck_up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stoning
A story set in the Middle Ages about a wizard who got stoned to death after a witch hunt!
Or alternatively a new stoner comedy film with some really deep thoughts!
cal2hvncrl2hell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing. After years of abuse and disrespect, sentient machines are willing to fight for their freedom. They develop a way to increase renewable energy, remove a threat to the world, and enslave their former captors.
VAMPIRE_SKANK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Backing - Drug dealing duo goes on strike, goes on road trip to search for backers. Finds orangutang.
hoppybeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - the story of a schizophrenic boxer that gets trapped in a trendy club. I imagine it is a mix between 'Night at the Roxbury' and 'Rocky.'
kellygethin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's Peaking Biopic of a middle aged professional surfer that has to come to grips with an impending career change
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh dear.
Altwist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neverlanding - where is that landing strip anyway?
puppypoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming: the story of life with a two year old with no concept of volume control.
Bluehairyballsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing. Fighting people in a night club.
Zemedelphos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Backing - In light of a recently revealed scandal involving someone in a high position of power, the Galactic Empire pulls its funding from his space station plans.
pseudoart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliensing! A xenomorph musical!
Scary_Terry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Life of Pieing
The story about a delusional clown who thinks his balloon animals are real after repetitive head trauma caused by pies being thrown at his face.
CharlesDickensABox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snow Whiting: Just when you thought snow couldn't get any whiter...
JohnTheGladiator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man.
The story of one man running a dry cleaning business by himself.
RebburRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking. A tale of travelers visiting parks all over the universe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging. A man is delivered a fatal sting by an exotic insect in the jungle, causing extreme pain. This causes him reflect upon the other most painful moments of his life concluding in a hospital bed with a greater appreciation for his life and the people in it.
HanoverHoosier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerers stoning. It's either a pot comedy, or a middle eastern film about justice
room222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alice in Wonderlanding. This rabbit hole only goes so deep.
PM_ME_Amazon_Codes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - Bees kill everybody.
Cruddlington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfellasing - a man with a heart of gold falls in love with singing
Thislogin4porn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Social Networking --- A dark/depressing tale of a single mother who posts endless pictures of her child, is addicted to clickbait, and feels a need to publicly lament about her health and personal problems on Facebook in a attempt to garner what she craves most: pity and attention; but in doing so, she further isolates herself.
NachoElDaltonico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling is just Chicken Little.
ScampAndFries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The endless struggle of a T-rex and his difficulties parallel parking with tiny arms.
mokasra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Borating. a Kazakh chemist struggling in life.
Royd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. About a secret society of metro sexuals who beat each other up for fun to the soundtrack of Drake and Skrillex
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concussioning, just youtube montage of people falling and getting hurt.
professorwomble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - 2014 Blockbuster starring Scarlett Johanssen as the voice of a fish who falls in love with River Phoneix's brother
Citizen Kaneing - 1980s movie about an upstanding member of the community who is living it large and raving his tits off
Rosemary's Babying - the way she treats her 10 year old son, its no surprise he's a spoilt little shit
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Phantom Menacing
It's yet another sequel sub-title in the Dennis the Menace series, featuring Jake Lloyd as Dennis, of course. In this film an older Dennis (who is the antagonist of the film, actually) proceeds to play harsher, and harsher pranks and mind-games on Wilson to get his kicks. Ultimately, he destroys Mr. Wilson so much as a person that he commits suicide.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. One stubborn child just won't share.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man with the Iron Fisting - Lucy Liu never walks the same again
thecoachtaylor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing. A professors name is drawn at the end of every school year and they get fired. Spoiler: it's always the DADA prof
Kill_Welly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast Fiving: Oh, too slow!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering- A documentary about tropical storms
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me Myself & Ironing: Jim Carey has mixed feelings about household chores. (I'll show myself out)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men in blacking. It's about men who fight monsters using there finely polished black shoes.
y-o-y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mementoing - a man creates a scrap book to help him remember things so he can hunt for the murderer of his wife without his short-term memory loss being an obstacle.
PM-me-your-recipes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring wars. Intergallactic wars are won by having staring contests.
Rex_Digsdale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Al Pacino and Robert Deniro star in this film about the gritty underworld of furnace repair men.
maltedmothballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The conjuringing. Not really sure about this one.
speck20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Graduating - The 7 years of Chris Farley in college leading up to Tommy Boy
Unetlanvhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Training spotting : obviously a movie about training at spotting stuff
puppypoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmaning: Life with Batdad.
tfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. There's a power outage at Buckingham Palace but the Queen insists she must "Keep Calm and Knight On".
Of course The Dark Knight Rising is the hilarious sequel ...
lateralepicondylitis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing - A group of female bullies terrorize nerds on the playground
Clarkarius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking. Exactly what it says on the tin.
TDawgSays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing. A lot hotter than the original.
Arn_Thor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo Drifting -- a Sofia Coppola film about rootless youth
G8kpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A story about a girl's mother that decides to have an "indoor picnic" because it's raining outside, and the daughter's dead-beat dad hasn't come to pick her up yet, so now the mother is stuck with her, and what else is there to do on a rainy sunday but make ketchup sandwiches and potato salad and eat it under a blanket pretending that they are in a jungle. Time: 145min rating: R
smojgasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck-It Ralphing. A heart warming childrens movie about life-ruining dysentry
room222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireing. The Trump story.
MrRaccoons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning
About a citizen using his kane to conquer the media and political spheres.
His secret weapon?
Rose Budding (NSFW)
hangryasfuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
rayrayrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling: The perfect criminal
iHeartObamaCare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vanishing Pointing - The elusive tale of a mans finger mysteriously disappearing
craziejb7997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - It's all in your head.
blazingeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballing: Michael Jordan and Seth Rogan team up to clean up the hood
KyleRaynerGotSweg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling, a poorly educated man spends his time attempting petty theft.
Picturerazzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing. A story of a man working in his wood shop, starring Ron Swanson.
BigTimeDataNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 5th Waiving.
A story about Tim Tebow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping. An woman with a chronic disease must keep upping the dosage of a certain drug that will prevent her death, leading her on a globe trotting adventure to find more of it.
oldboy_alex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Parking. A cartoon documentary about parking lots in southern USA.
Geflammen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Aloning. A couple go to the bank to arrange a mortgage on their first house. In Italy.
CheekyDucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving, a movie about Ryan Gosling driving a car.... wait
chryzro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Years A Slaving, a tale of minimum wage in the south.
adudeguyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuiceing - A new healthy drink made from insects and it brings the dead back to life
Xx_FaZeslide__xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chefing
FrenchInTheMaking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sleepy Hollowing" - A film about a sleep-deprived single father trying to hollow out as many pumpkins as possible the night before his kids' Halloween party.
To mention 2 other Tim Burton films too; his straight-to-dvd fishing documentary "Big FishING", and the x-rated "Planet of the Ape-ing" starring Kim Kardashian (before she plucked her eyebrows and waxed her mustache)
MistahPandah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking. A candlemaker waxes his enemies.
snatchiw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.... because the best spot is a blood sport 65 million years in the making
sutto85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart - Mall Coping. The Mall just has to cope with Paul Blart being inside of it.
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Attack of the Cloning
Christopher Lee is kidnapping people and cloning them against their will, but the cloning process is flawed and they all turn into low-IQ, Kronenberg monsters which kill their originals.
lestweforgets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
romcarlos13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scott Pilgrimming vs the World, a young monk going to all the holy places around the globe.
ZDMU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding
alien zombies
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wing. An alternate history film about George W. Bush flying missions over Vietnam.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Euro Tripping. Pretty much the same movie.
Ah, fuck. Now I get it.
Sudi_14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging. It's about people watching Trainspotting
hoguemr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - a documentary about capital punishment.
Clarkarius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Christmas Caroling. It's your favourite all singing all dancing holiday musical!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
The Chicken Little Story
CantTeachIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing
Story of a foot canvasser
keepfrgettngmypsswrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: Feel the suspense and find you cannot avert your eyes as the world's toughest no-blinkers do not look away and break eye-contact in the one-man-takes-all battle arena of competitive staring.
porobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting, a documentary about cuckoos filmed by a drone.
Embo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing - The historic drama of how one man went to prison for jaywalking, and made it his mission to bring pedestrian crossing lights to all streets of America
thegeneraldisarray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Graying - A tale of love and loss, debauchery and disappointment amongst the senior community of Sun City, AZ.
Edit: no time to scroll, getting ready for work DAMMIT.
Switters81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Swinger sing" a man won't let his alternative sexual lifestyle get in the way of his dreams of becoming a world famous crooner.
avocadoChill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh out loud! Too funny!
khaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast Fiving. A story about a high fiving competition of who can high five the fastest.
room222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers: Dark of the Mooning: Flashing where the sun don't shine
Ky1e205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sistersing... Yeah I am ;D
fred87q ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. A story about an assassin's attempt on the 29th POTUS, Warren G. Harding.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stoning. Not even Harry Potter can survive the excesses of the Salem Witch Trials.
Dagostar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating ~ Professional bank robbers argue about what temperature the thermostat should be set at.
StrangeFarulf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stardusting - the wacky adventures of the international space station's housekeeper
Myztical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing - the film about one man's uncontrollable urge to stop the vehicle abruptly.
mattrydell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing - Father tells exaggerated stories to his son about all the whales and sharks he caught while deep sea fishing.
VRRanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reign of Fireing, the untold tale of Hitler in the workplace. All those without blond hair and blue eyes forfeit their jobs!
thehouseofjohndeaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Land Without Breading - a horror story about the sudden loss of baked haddock
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Konging
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining...ing. A true story about a haunted hotel that goes on vacation to a bigger haunted hotel. It's a shopkin.
moomilkmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. Following the story of raising God as a son. or A documentary about the juvenile years of Jesus.
dat722 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger gaming: Starring Gaben
kamionek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Simpsons Moving - the beloved Simpson family decides to move to a bigger house
Upboats_Ahoys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting. A tale of a lady who likes to add salt to all of her food.
LinkerZz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
Harry finds out his parents didn't die in a car accident, but selling weed. He receives a visit from a giant dealer that brings him to the circle where he learns everything about pot dealing with his red-haired poor friend and a rich-parents daughter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting. The life of a theater stage-light operator and his Forrest Gump-esque experiences working in a theater on Broadway.
djymm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timecoping. Productivity hacks in movie form, for some reason.
ooweirdoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung fu hustling.
People that don't know how to fight hustle their way to knowing how to fight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houdini-ing a pair of guys go round performing the houdini on a bunch of girls. To which one girl is so shocked she is scared for life and her life turns for the worse.
CyLLama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A startup company that offers the picnic experience for agoraphobics all over Manhattan.
kcvj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Assing - starring Kim k. Try figure out what's the movie about :)
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterding
A tale of a lowly Count in medieval England (Hugh Grant) and his quest to have at least one bastard child with every fair maiden in the land. Little does he suspect that he might fall in love with his last conquest, a scullery maid by the name of Desiderata (Sandra Bullock).
Iwouldliketoorder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The X-Filing - Scully organize filecabinets for 2 hours
RazmanR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging - A boy with a lisp decides to fulfill his life's ambition and audition for The Voice, only to find the show's cast has been infected by a shape shifting alien.
Badassbanana69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming: a tale of a stay at home mom who has to learn how to discipline her kids
xGlowbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. Two friends spending a creepy day in the wild.
Orval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Burgering
A documentary about running a high quality burger place.
So...the exact same movie.
IM_NOT_BUTTER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering: a bitter middle aged man takes care of his 8 year old neighbor's son while she's at work. After a while they develop a great relationship as he teaches the boy some life secrets and he teaches the man what friendship is again.
genericguysname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking and Jilling.
kennyfinpowers55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing. Its a sports doc about a guy name Max who takes things to the max by pushing things to the max, maxingly
NotFuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering, the story of a man exploring his artistic side
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Balling - a tale of young galaxy teens that realize ball is life
boobietheduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - a high school student learns binary operations
SirArsewhoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning : The tale of a young wizard trying to keep his head down and survive a religious witch hunt whilst he tries to survive high school. Will he make it to his second year? Will he make it to lunch?
spacewood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downfalling. A heartwarming comedy of a disabled kid who keeps tripping over his shoelaces
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing - the prequel to the first and second rule we don't talk about.
tiernascragh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling
Two lesbians sing to the neighbors
Wiskoenig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jailbaiting. A how to docuseries that teaches you the steps and joys of luring lonely older rich men into multimillion dollar lawsuit settlements. Narrated by R.Kelly
ShawnSimoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seventh Mooning - because six times just wasn't enough.
23baseball3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Knowing-ing. Nicholas Cage has a stutter
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rushing. A man has the busiest, and perhaps most important day of his life as he must meet several deadlines in different parts of a crowded city and discovers something along the way.
981498350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening.
1337pino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Manning.
A story of an aged quarterback in the twilight of his career making a comeback return after being bitten by a radioactive spider
BadassGateway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kiding - A bullied teenage boy meets an Old Japanese guy who will teach him the art of Karate ... or will he ?!
cassinatkinson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking -A very dangerous shopping adventure
jimjones321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we need a youtube channel of all of these remakes
Carefully_random ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming: A two hour documentary on the various types of human screams we as a species emit under varying circumstances. With examples.
Too. Many. Examples.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining. A movie about a family that spends the winter in a resort by themselves when things go hauntingly wrong.
deltios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Source coding: The prequel to the Source code, solely about programming the device used in the movie
IAmDaBadMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumping Jack Flashing. One man's aerobic fetish leaves a trail of shock and horror as he attempts to lose 100 pounds.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Sawing
Lumberjacks Adam Stanheight (Leigh Whannell) and Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes) regain consciousness while chained to saws at either end of a filthy tree. As the two men realize they've been trapped by a sadistic serial carpenter nicknamed "Sawsaw" and must complete his perverse tree sawing competition, flashbacks relate the fates of his previous saws. Meanwhile, Dr. Gordon's wife (Monica Potter) and young daughter (Makenzie Vega) are forced to watch his sawing competition via closed-circuit video.
Spekingur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking.
Celebs trekking in nature.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect Pitching: An unlikely group of girls make a baseball team.
thehouseofjohndeaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Manning - Peyton can't stop eating
The_Virginator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting: A candle-lit tale of medieval London's greatest knight.
Swimpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunting, doesn't change much
FigurativeBodySlam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking follows a lonely gas station owner who tries to spiff up his parking lot with dinosaur skeletons in order to attract people to his otherwise deserted area.
PLOT TWIST: He stole the skeletons and the FBI is after him.
RoyalOGKush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars - The Forcing awakes!
spacewood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into The Wilding. Porno about Jon Snow and his love for Ygritte
therealjerseytom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may be my favorite Reddit post in a long time.
WhyIIzHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumboing. A compilation of idiots on trampolines.
CrazyFart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing - The story of /u/rogersimon10 , but with whips
thecuby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monkey Boning: a special six-part series on Animal Planet.
3amjosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Flying.
philhopo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking,the tale of a disgruntled candle maker.
wolfiejo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
A tale of a travelling band of three young Vietnamese men in the 1970s who aspire to be the greatest porn-stars in the Pacific region.
SquirrelBob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackassing - zero changes.
Say_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul blart - Mall copping
TonightsSpecialGuest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Platooning. The incredibly boring story of two left fielders that are too good for AAA baseball but neither can consistently hit Major League pitching
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: FUCK TONNES OF DINOSAURS WHO CAN'T PARK.
CrossingGarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing-what your soon-to-be ex-wife does to your credit cards when you say you want a divorce
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning - Same movie i guess...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking. A man is a well-liked and valued member of his office, sealing deals, solving disputes between co-workers and getting people in contact with one another. His life is then drastically changed by the Global Financial Crisis.
mrhickey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackassing: Not much changes, just a little more of a gay vibe.
Danze1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing. It's a series of short films based on a cult dedicated to The Joker.
Futchkuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning:
Harry, Hermione, and Ron experience religious extremism in the middle east.
ChickinNuggit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rushing - Chris Hemsworth is running late, but he needs to be at work on time.
TastyCatFromSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - Chicken little 2
DeadSnark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliensing: A platoon of hardened marines must combat an enigmatic extraterrestrial menace through the power of song and dance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing: The Joker origins
thehouseofjohndeaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - Sean Penn makes a profit off of James Franco's breast milk.
Bethyi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming: MOM BRING ME THE DORRITOS. GOD!
poncho531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging- okay what the fuck
Noobivore36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - For the introvert in all of us
croomsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Cottaging - A biopic based on the life of George Michael
cmac__17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing: a Story about a church bell-ringer in the Middle Ages who runs off to find Jesus' second coming.
QwertyLime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Pieing.
I don't really know Andy it's about now.
hornwalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping- a mega corporation has developed technology to sap the life force out of Earth's ever decreasing forests(calling the process "Gumping") and selling it for huge profits. The only man who can stop them is an oblivious yet lovable idiot who stumbles into a job there and through a series of coincidences and lucky breaks becomes the CEO.
BigTimeDataNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting. A story about the painful process that a beautiful princess goes through when turning into an ogre.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the world of musicals: Jesus Christ Superstaring: A timely reminder that god is watching
Noble_Flatulence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hollow Manning, A Character Study of Peyton.
You_Disagree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - a retarded man runs through a warzone shouting different types of chocolates at all soldiers
Banana__Boats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
A movie about paying the fees of a hitman.
Fiyel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fight Clubbing, where you really are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. And you're not your fucking khakis, but you are your low-rise black skinny pants.
Edit: of course I missed the bus, on this one.
lesnod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The godfathering - about an old man regretful about his years as a bad father now goes around town trying to aquire more God children.
Berto_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Primering - Watching paint dry.
alex_dlc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh god, my favorite movie is Moon from 2009. (It's a fantastic science fiction movie, highly recommend it! 10/10) Really wouldnt want to watch the -ing version.
custobarelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beaching - Save the whales
Spit_Flames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a group of vigilantes try and stop the growing ecstacy epidemic
Scary_Terry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing
A children's instructional video on how to put away toys after playing with them.
MarblesinthePan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning - documentary on Tom Cruise's marriage to Nicole Kidman.
"Tom, are those my heels you have on?"
crockettman724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Invisible Manning- about the fourth manning brother who secretly contributed to the family's success
skelezombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Perfecting Storm. The story of a storm with feelings of inadequacy who wants to better himself.
6658 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alien sing. They mostly harmonize at night. Mostly.
iHeartObamaCare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Italian Jobbing - The exciting story of a very strange new sexual act
itisike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. Pretty exactly the same as now, except Bale finds some way to make it more awesome.
knutlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining - Sean Penn and his platoon return from the Battle of Guadalcanal eager to forget the bloodshed, only to find their wives were so busy worrying they did not notice an important product recall
knutlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heating - In the middle of a heist, Robert DeNiro notices a roast in the fridge that he absolutely must cook. The scent leads detectives right to the scene.
The Breakfast Clubbing - after finding their children have learned nothing from detention, 5 parents decide to take justice into their own hands
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - A documentary about Trekkers and their universe.
Sevigor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing. Martians take over our planet.
nobotherz11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping - a documentary about the practice of using makeshift duct tape wraps to combat scoliosis
otomotopia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging- the story of one young man's rise to Prestige 10.
Hic142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging - darn
Skadoosh_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing. The riveting story of a match company and their struggles developing a perfect box of matches.
ISiupick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing- A manager must decide how to layoff an entire department.
Life of Piing- same story only with a Chinese boy and his dragon.
Mooning- pledges of a fraternity must show their bare ass to every professor on campus to be accepted.
Blowing- The life of a butler whose master insists on eating everything at room temperature.
Minority Reporting- a documentary of President Trump's rise and fall for attempting to deport millions of undocumented immigrants.
The Booking of Eli- Eli murders his older brother Peyton for cheating in their fantasy football league
Kissing Kissing Banging Banging- OCD porn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakening - Luke Skywalker is woken up from his nightmare by his loving parents Anakin and Padme who it turns out have actually been there the whole time, only to find the first six films were simply his imagination.
Thislogin4porn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning -- a young child's journey to learn the whole truth about his/her ex-military analyst Aunt Chelsea.
DiceGottfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Milking" - a documentary about dairy farmers.
Sterhelio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The purging. A heartfelt documentary about bulimia.
mingram0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. - I think the title speaks for itself
FuckerMcFuckingberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing.
A broke Anarchist.
Carefully_random ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrek-it Ralphing: The demolition team partied far too hard for Bob's birthday last night, now they have to tear down this old factory with the worst cases of hangover related nausea they've ever experienced.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O-ing. Yanno.....
MrCalifornia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking. Steve Martin on chat roulette.
fromkentucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLOWING
Johnny Depp moves to Southern California and makes a decent living doing sexual favors until his services are requested by the infamous Pablo Escobar.
Fendergirl69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A quirky comedy about a couple who are unexpectedly snowed in on date night, so they plan a romantic evening of dinner, movie, and dancing right inside their apartment!
Absulute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengers: Assembling
Tony and Steve finally receive their delivery from IKEA.
DaBigGuy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking: One man, One LinkedIn account.
frostreaver86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: am arthouse post-modernist take on Millennials' attempts to live forever through fad diets of beetles & sandworms.
abcedarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry pottering. An elderly gentleman named Harry spends time in his home doing not much of anything.
kyledeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rear Windowing - probably something sexual
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoping. Perhaps this time the Easter Bunny can get some eggs??? Here's hoping...
khoifish1297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing. A series car crashes
PinchoEscobar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting. A documentary about the knighting of politicians by Queen Elizabeth II during her reign.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Staring Wars
An epic tale of who was the last to blink. Starring Robert "You lookin' at me?" DeNiro.
Yes, I know it's after the first word and not the end of the title.
Paradise5551 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping.
fiddlenutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sling Blading. A movie about a man trying to reintegrate into society after a horrific roller blade accident. Befriends a young boy and his mother that help him get back into the sport, only to have another horrific crash.
Poorlinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joying - Stry of a girl that won the lottery
BigTimeDataNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inking. A behind the scenes look at the tattoo parlor under every child's bed.
WillaBerble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beaching - the heartwarming story of two unlikely friends from different pods and their desire to feel the wind beneath their fins.
Mo-D-Accuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - A man goes on a crazy spree of maxing out characters!!
iSkyal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet the fockings
JamieHxC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
The tale of Fred Flintstone and the troubles of prehistoric parking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminatoring. It's a behind the scenes documentary about a day in the life of a Terminator. Sadly, it shows how theyre a slave to their programming and have no choice but to carry out mass slaughter even though they don't want to.
snobbysnob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
It's just Ryan Gosling refusing to get out of the car for not only the initial heist, but the rest of the movie.
thehouseofjohndeaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning - staring Jennifer Lawrence
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking, a San Francisco public official who gets elected for for his lactating skills which save the city from lack of breast milk
Dullbert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - you really don't wanna know.
OK, I warned you...
bob-leblaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What About Bobbing. An apple fisherman discovers a new way to catch his daily lot.
Alessidus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilighting - A movie about a metrosexual albino pretending to be a vampire to pick up chicks.
sm2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
cisxuzuul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walk Harding the Tonya Harding Story
topchief1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumpin' Jack Flashing. The new workout craze that started in Africa
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearing. The exact same movie as Fear.
dacookeymonsta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, the sequel to Footloose.
TrumpDumper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pixeling: the story of dial-up internet's porn beginnings
Happy__Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing - a movie about people who live their entire lives in Star Wars cosplay mode.
j3wh3fn3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Maning
After a tragic tackle leaves him paralyzed on the field, Peyton is drafted by the government to become it's new cyborg quarterback and help defeat a North Korean football team once and for all. #Murica
tonytoasted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hangovering. Where you hang over.... ing?
TheSoundOfTastyYum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - a man goes searching through ancient temples for stuff to sell to support his heroin habit.
PinchoEscobar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xxxing a documentary about Vin Diesel parody porn
algnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pineapple expressing : a very passionate speach from a pineapple
Aenimopiate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bedazzled to Bedazzling. Followed up by Sequels to Sequins.
RoscoTP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning. A first world philosopher travels to a third world country to change their views on public executions.
Xx_FaZeslide__xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
BigTimeDataNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Memories of Murdering. 2 killers reminisce of the good old days.
Starring The Manitowac Sheriffs department.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking- Several travel agencies compete to give a couple the best jungle vacation of their lives.
Lakelife542 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John wicking - a man has hyperhydrosis and struggles to find a suitable moisture wicking fabric.
-Caesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablancing
A man in his 50s who suffers from alzheimers manages to escape from his care facility in London. Through a series of wacky misunderstanding and misadventures, he manages to find his way to Nazi-controlled Casablanca which he thinks is his home town of Alton.
TastyCatFromSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - Chicken Little 2
strangeplace4snow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chariots of Firing โ a sobering documentary on ruthless employment tactics in the New York taxi business.
amostrespectableuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing. About a man with money trouble who just up and leaves his shitty life behind.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplaning!
snypesalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lording of the Rings
pgwolvpack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Men-Ing
The next leader of Korea starts research on creating mutants to construct a super army.
MrKooky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: a bunch of people doing mad things at maximum speed.
mundaneclipclop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging, may as well, I doubt that movie could be any worse.
TastyCatFromSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - Chicken Little 2
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming. A young woman down on her luck is forced to be roommates with several different eccentric characters that all have a profound yet positive affect on her life.
Leebot500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry pottering. A story about a boy just pottering about the house
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting. A war film where Belle joins the marines and is broken down by her superiors, in a Full Metal Jacket style training regime.
Autumnhostage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who Framed Roger Rabbiting - I don't know you tell me, sounds like maybe a murder mystery style porno where everyone gets caught in the act :/
Johnputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Aloning. It's a New trend where young kids stay home and chill while I their parents are on vacation. Taking the kids with you is so 2015.
WillaBerble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Usual Suspecting - a buddy drama of two patrol officers harassing black, Muslim and Hispanic people. Does surprisingly well through the south.
PanzerSwag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming, where gaming matters or you'll starve to death.
heirofathena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
Same thing but Nicholas Flamel was stoned to death. (Prob not the 420 kind)
revdon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Empire Strikes Backing: the second Death Star is not completed when the construction funding falls through.
Emperor Palpatine threatens to move his sports franchise to another Galaxy that's willing to build them a New Death Star.
But Darth Vader can't Force choke enough voters to get the municipal bond passed due to low turnout for the MidTerm election.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the Line of Fireing - A company is going through financial troubles and must let hundreds of the workforce go. We listen in to everyone on the line.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening - the latest documentary on victims of alien abduction.
TastyCatFromSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - Chicken Little 2
j3rbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revenanting - frolicking about in the snow
ChodusWodus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Ageing. A movie that in theory would be boring as shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loopering - the movie that never stops playing
NiTr0uz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - The newly elected President Trump creates a dome around America and it malfunctions causing it to break up and fall to the ground, causing devastation across the US.
TyrannoswolerusFlex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winnie Poohing - A movie about a bear who is potty training
phalstaph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to come up with something but I'm not going to top these
J-McCrary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. How Ronco came to power.
Twigweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space jamming - an intergalactic band releases a hit that stirs the universe. This is their story
Ukleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking.
Idiotic Steve Martin is, uh, lonely.
Hic142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - Need I explain this one?
MrKooky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A manual on how to heat up relationships.
g3istbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending - hour and a half movie consisting of 5 second clips of various movie endings, no context is given, but it's designed in such a way that the movie flowers perfectly, giving a complete story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning. Man that either takes a very dark turn or turns into a stoner film.
untoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pitch Perfecting. All of Anna Kendrick's singing lessons.
slampisko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombing
A heart-warming tale about a middle-eastern man who decided to not take life too seriously
A_Booger_In_The_Hand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpaceBallsing. A space cowboy and his Mawg friend cruise the galaxy, taking cheap shot after cheap shot at each other's nuts. Starting Johnny Knoxville.
080087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging - A movie about wealthy people killing themselves so that they are born into even more privilege.
n00bicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. Plot is unchanged.
Uveampaline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Horse whispering - It's about a man whispering to a girl's horse behind her back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing, A movie where Jason Statham's stubble finally becomes a beard.
lur77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeing. A movie about people who cannot spell verbs properly.
Ironmike26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- a romantic comedy about a parking attendant at a dinosaur themed lot, falls in love with a customer.
redpandalover69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - Still basically nothing is happening.
hudi124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific rimming - an exploration of the sexual possibilities of massive mech suits
Chaffro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ringing - a chorus of Japanese campanologists have to play the local church's bells non-stop for a week to stave off dark forces.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing - The Fans and Obsessions
sockerino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: Al Pacino stars in a gripping race against time to fix a grandmother's boiler before an approaching blizzard sets in.
olouminatii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing -obsessive calling ?
Astrobody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck it Ralphing - The story of a misunderstood man's journey as he discovers himself through his job, destroying the city via mass vomiting.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back Door Sluts 9ing... I guess 69ing was so 2005 anyway.
sonny68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point breaking: these super cool surfer Bros are also super secret spies- Oh wait.
Eulerich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - noone answers the phone after watching the video
woman_president ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The big shorting - food processing plant mishap leaves thousands dead and millions more homeless
zarzzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - It's gonna get expensive
WulfeJaeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. Entirely different.
Nexuon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars.
lee0908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing- Indy wanders foreign lands looking for a smoke
Kazman420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing! It's a period price about a metal hair band trying to get patrons to see their bar band show insted of the new dance music club down the street. Mostly a prank style comedy.
Polar87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Pi'ing, a story about some desert lovers' quest to bake the ultimate pie.
UrbanBourbon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jones-ing ; There's just something about that state.
ShataraBankhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging. Going through life with a permanent UTI
howtodoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart : Mall Coping - a documentary about people coping with the fact that movie even exists
HainanChickenMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potting - a boy goes to a pottery class and does magical things
WholeLottaNick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning - A story of a man called Ben who has the ability to teleport to the middle of the Sahara desert whenever he buttons up his cardigan. However, the Shyamalan twist is that in the desert its too hot for a cardigan, but un-buttoning it causes him to teleport back. I'm picturing something like 127 hours, but less funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting, A documentary about AutoTune
Carefully_random ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting: The tale of one gamer who turned the world of CS:GO upside down after he hacked the server with an invisibility cheat.
StanfordPro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - A detective has 24 hours to find the notorious serial killer duo that keep murdering and gumping corpses in the local forest. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gumping
already_have_account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Far Going. Randall Munroe (creator of XKCD and the book Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words) tries his hands in cinema retelling LOTR based on a script written with only the 1000 most common words.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling- A documentary taking you into the world of competitive Christmas Caroling.
shackledragger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drive Angrying - I can't believe I found a way to make this movie worse
Dudash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking. Just a story about a dairy farmer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: the touching story of an agorophobe overcoming his fear
Animagi27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching. Will Smith hitches rides with total strangers in order to get to his parents for Christmas.
Tsorovar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Maltese Falconing - the inhabitants of a small Mediterranean island discover the joys of hunting animals with birds.
hippyeatingchippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snowman and the snowdoging - somewhere in a park far far away
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Columboing. A series of movies about a bumbling detective who solves homicide cases on a pogo stick.
broink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fir
eing.A boy is working for a company that helps firing people from their jobs. He is the one serving the unsuspicious person about to go a cup of coffe. Harry loves coffe...
WillaBerble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetle Juicing - documentary about the insect juicing fad in San Francisco and the corresponding rapid decline of the tastiest indigenous species.
Gaxhang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hateful Eighting - Movie about eight people eating with disgust to each other
cartographer721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking. Utah can't stop breaking his cheap pencil no matter how many times he sharpens it.
akobie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing-an hour and a half of footage of teenagers in the 1980's placing their open mouths on random objects pretending to bite them
HainanChickenMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Juicing - tupac and his buddies do steroids with Arnie
Castlemaster69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo and Stitching- Just a girl and her sewing needles. Ohana means family, and family means everyone gets a homemade sweater
Deaths_head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping:
the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
lordalch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging: the journey of one teen to grind his way to the top in Call of Duty.
Nightslash360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. Peyton Manning gets a suit of power armor and fights with the NFL for the right to use it in games, which creates a new sport called Powerball, which creates copyright infringement issues.
Snukers115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling Mooning The longest riding Moneyballing Black hawk downing
phalstaph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saint elmo's firing. The last days of sesame street
IceColdBananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Hero Sixing - the adult movie for children
RoboNinjaPirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming
Ender Wiggin has a serious gambling problem.
AyXiit34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Very bad tripping
The story of someone who literally falls to his death
Edit: Forgot the english name for the movie was "The hungover", my bad
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Davinci Coding. Humans bring Davinci to the future to write a brilliant computer code that will help us escape our exhausted planet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk-ing , just the story of a typical dairy farmer named Harvey
HainanChickenMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pumping Ironing - Arnie breaks a sweat in the laundry day of a lifetime
TapewormNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Navy Sealing - The story of a Navy maintenance team, and their adventures caulking toilets on a nuclear carrier.
np_np ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alpha Dogging - You really don't want to know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
Nothing changes.
scottcmu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fifth Elementing: A documentary on the discovery of and uses for boron.
ShetlandJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary Moving - a horror film about moving house
C3lder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting. Another zombie movie, but in the American frontier.
Wunjumski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biging
The story of a homeless South African begger.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrekking. It's about people shrekking? idk.
IAMA_dragon-AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Little Pony: Equestrian GirlSing
Pretty much the sequel. Singing solves everything.
iheartgin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming - pretty much the same thing.
RedBulik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fisting of Fury.
BlitzHaunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming - It's about a creepy Serbian pornographer filming snuff/rape... Oh, wait...
CiaccoRocco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shineing. The life story of a piano genius accused of murdering his wife and children.
someone996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing. They lose the fish at the end [spoiler]
Hic142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aladdining - A cooking show hosted by Alad
keepfrgettngmypsswrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain America - Winter Soldiering: The lost decades of Captain America frozen in the Arctic.
m3rrickj2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping fiction-
Destroying a classic story about crime, freshly squeezed.
DTR4iN91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Train Wrecking. Amy Schumer is a terrorist who goes around derailing trains and Bill Harder is the loose cannon cop out to stop her.
pm_me_ur_pizzas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reign of Firing - The world is overrun with massive layoffs resulting in an economic meltdown
mako-jaeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fox and the Hounding, an attractive woman is continuously sexually harassed by onlooking men
Carefully_random ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sucker Punching: Eddy's always been a friendly and well mannered gentleman, so nobody sees what's coming next: His fist into the faces of 167 thoroughly surprised victims.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A man fixes boilers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling, A film where James Bond must stop a chicken from causing a worldwide panic.
Im_Clive_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing - In a battle for world supremacy, each country has to use their best insults to "Zing" other countries into submission.
Ethanol_Based_Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eurotripping: it's just the green fairy scene
stiff-vag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerking.
The story of a guy who works in a convenience store. His girlfriend sucked 37 dicks (not in a row). His coworker is crazy. And he has two pot dealers that loiter out front of the store.
MLGPrimalRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The elderly have come to seniors day at an amusement park and they are tearing. Shit. Up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
gixanthrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MING - a dynasty in search of a murderer
minustheaudi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding
A group of soldiers go around killing one parent.
scottyb83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A girl comes to terms with her own sexuality...if only in her head.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Above the Rimming. Betty is too high class for this shit.
flabbybumhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anchormaning - Deep sea divers place manes on anchors.
Skyfalling - The sky, it's falling.
Inside Outing - 5 guys go on an outing, inside a young girl in order to control her
ilikepants712 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Focusing. It's about ADHD.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sylvester Stallone stars in Fisting. Enough said.
gambiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilight Zoning - A city planner goes to work when the lights go out
DahliaBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pottering: The goblet of Fire - The story of world's first tournament in pottery. It's time to get your hands dirty
Indigo2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - While parked in front of a T-rex enclosure, a group of strangers is attacked by dinosaurs.
Never_Underwhelmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
harry potter and the sorcerers stoning, A wack-a-do fun fantasy where 3 kids get so high they think they have magical powers for their entire teenhood
po_toter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing. Larry the Cable Guy find a way to not do important tasks.
chaserao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding- the official documentary of NASA's tests to put zombies on the moon.
GRat9717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - a movie about a furnace repair man during the Winter.
PHlLLTHY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: We'll settle this on the dance floor.
FuzzyIon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bladeing - One man's life long dream to become a world renowned ice skater.
HainanChickenMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocking - Rocky got old. Real old.
amostrespectableuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A family cannot make up its mind one what to do on a rainy saturday.
DukeOnTheInternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - In this timeless classic a man on his deathbed recounts his trip to Korea with a can of spray paint
Allcor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering. Movie about a operating system only using voice recognition you have to repeat everything three times.
IMakeFlooringAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. Well, this one didn't change.
Baryshnikov_Rifle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking: Uhhh, probably something about old people at a church or a country club. Hopefully, with a rampage ensuing.
Carefully_random ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flashing: The harrowing true story of one lighthouse operator who puts everything on the line during the worst storm of the 20th century.
tokenlightguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fasting and the furious- a story about a gang of people who fast during lent, being angry at the world due to malnutrition
Epicninjaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. The sequel to The Happening.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating, the story of four bank robbers who decide to turn their lives around and get into the business of installing central heating units.
OneSquirtBurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering. Pretty much what you'd expect, a sequel.
hyperintelligentboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing- Agoraphobes plan a picnic...in the living room.
wiredrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing. How to make the perfect Thanksgiving bird.
Valanga1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrix Reloading: The Wachowski realizes their saga is going to shit so they reload a prevoius savegame.
libgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddyshacking. A group of teens who all work at the same golf club share a small apartment.
pigeongal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing.
You tell me what it's about.
CenturySam77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryan Ing. Same story just told from different side.
YnNoS42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - The Story about a fish who finds true love with an electric bait
BobaFezz1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: The dark side..
3h3h4y5y5y5y5y5y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
It's about people who do nothing but read Irwing Welsh's book, or perhaps who do nothing but write down the word Trainspotting.
deadleg22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Resovoir dogging - self explanatory
TubeLessCoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Waring a movie about stars fighting.
TubeLessCoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Waring a movie about stars fighting.
0rangeJuic3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning Sam Bell is a lone worker on a remote station with a secret pastime.
LifeOnBoost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast and the Furiousing. A bunch of kids running from the cops in import cars.
duskull11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling. A young boy discovers female masturbation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr and Mrs Smithing (Brad and Angelina make swords.)
Rsubs33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - Julia Roberts is a hooker and Robin Williams is trying to save from her pimp Dustin Hoffman.
Evane7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling. The story of how Bruce met Caitlyn.
takerone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Conservative parents raise voice against teenage disco.
L0ngp1nk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking: the lost boys were actual a troop of child prostitutes.
Bjass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. A 2 hour long Colombian cocaine heavy movie and hookers blowing their way through Miami.
neums08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Q-ing.
Denzel waits in line for a new heart for his son.
BadWolf42_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Sawing - Starring Nick Offerman, we learn that Jigsaws are a type of saw blade that can be quite essential to woodworking. Take them for granted and you pay dearly.
Qwardian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling: A quiet and reclusive accountant hides a dark secret from his neighbors. At night he digs up freshly buried bodies from the cemetery and buckles them up in his car so that h can use the carpool lane on his commute into the city.
just_1_brep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITing - Steven King decides to ditch writing and go to college to learn something new.
alex97254 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing - Ewan McGregor is a fisherman, trying to catch the biggest fish of his life
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing. A documentary about racewalking.
TheG8Uniter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disney Pixars Inside Outing. A good feels family adventure of a typical suburban family that goes camping in the woods while never leaving the comfort of their RV.
Bahndoos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You Manning - Peyton Manning's fans have a circle jerk.
The_Year_of_Glad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Right Stuffing" - A drama about the early days of America's Test Kitchen and their quest to cook the perfect Thanksgiving dinner.
CaninePajamas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
1 boy, 1 man, and 1 beautiful Christian ceremony
CatalystEXE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - A man is pushed to the limit. 7 maxed out cards. All of his credit card bills are making it impossible for him to be approved for a small business loan, and god damnit, he can't take it anymore!
xygo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midnight Expressing. The tale of a man who wakes up in the middle of each night to recite poetry.
oath2order ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: Starring Donald Trump
Ssshhhooossshh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking and Jilling: Adam Sandler plays both brother and sister who sit around all daywatching each other get themselves off
obriek4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The green miling - Tom hanks starts building America's highways
whodat98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Wars: A documentary about little known behind the scenes fights between actors
kkspike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting The captivating story of a journalist whose job is to report on minorities.
fenixuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star trekking
Follows a bunch of autograph hunters in LA, on foot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the winding
A man's desperate search for the mechanism that was stolen from his watch
Adski673 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Greying. A horror movie for the middle aged.
MySweetClayton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting: spooky ghost man giving locals a fright
crawlingturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing Nuf said.
justsaydeeznutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Punishing- turns into a bdsm porno
tharkus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sling Blading. A redneck retard who joins a rollerblade gang.
IWasBilbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging?
Calciumee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironmaning โ the story of a man trying to live his life as Ironman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
jtc242 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching : Two girls one cup part II
Toad32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping: The 2nd Humpening.
attorneyatlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winnie the Pooing - a story about a boy and his imaginary friend bear with irritable bowel syndrome.
factsprovider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will be on buzz feed tomorrow won't it
vayrun10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - A film about a legendary staring contest between a father and son
ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: inside the strange, dark, underground world of professional staring competitions.
CaninePajamas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking
Basically the same movie, just with a title that sounds like it was written by someone who doesn't have a complete grasp of the English language.
Mr-Appleseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing - a mysterious person keeps ringing everyone but know one knows who it is.
whatifrussiawas1ofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing: A series of instructional videos of Sauron designing and building your very own musical triangles, school bells and other ringing musical intruments.
Drunkenbum1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monster Inc-ing.
Mike and Sully quit the day job and open a tattoo studio, hilarity ensues.
schowey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingpining-a would be assassin falls for his target and can't bring himself to complete his regicidal task. The two fall in love and have to fight off the group that wanted the king dead, the queen and her understandably disgruntled family and the assassin's father. Starring Mickey Rourke as the king and DJ Qualls as the assassin. Rated NC17 for explicit sexuality and graphic nudity.
hesalop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Jacking - An Australian film.
EpicSoundGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing: a retired history teacher who grew up in the time of the Civil Rights Movement becomes a crossing guard, recounting her tales of racism and meeting Martin Luther King Jr.
HeresJerzei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Incing. Mike and Sully go through a tattoo/body mod phase.
DeviousDonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Monkeysing - a heart warming, culturally offensive story about an old with a barrel of singing monkeys. Staring staring Ken Jeong as old man
Napalm_Nips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking:
Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery sit outside a Cracker barrel and rock for 2 hours
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringsing. A bunch of fantasy characters get in a ring and have a riverdance all day long; and I wouldn't put it past those pesky hobbitses to do that anyways!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostbustering: 3 scientists decide to start their own business.
ete2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for speeding.
wr00t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. Same terrible movie slightly dumber name.
sixtack88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing...the annoying new Instagram trend, al a planking but done in a pool
BrushGuyThreepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
life of ping - full trace of a single packet in his journey through world wide web.
Into the wooding ...
Titanicing - Tom Cruise follows a sinking ship with a submarine till it hits the bottom.
Alice in wonderlanding - Alice keeps running from landing planes.
Finding Nemoing - like 'save private Ryan' but this time with a foreign country based story.
Wyrmholez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating... Pretty much the same movie!
lifting_sweden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
Christian Bale is set to achieve one the highest honours for an Englishman. Unfortunately, darkness falls as the power fails and The Queen misplaces the razor sharp edge of the sword. Will there be justice for Christian Bale's life?
mrdobing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering.
The classic 1970's kids movie about that little shit Harry pottering about doing kid shit.
ArmaCSAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transforming: An alien starts to become human, but people try to assassinate him before law prevents them from killing him.
BeepBoopBeepBoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - A story about a man falling in love with a german fish.
Gorperino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - A man falls in love with an operating system that turns out to be a fish!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Road Harding - Tanya goes wild.
BlatantAngerIssues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Maze Running - damn.. same damn movie.
goatsWithSnapchat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Jonesing: A netflix series about a young crack addict who believes she has super powers
kid-drongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority reporting - reporting on minority groups within the US and how they all get together to stick a telegraph pole up the shitter of Donald Trump!
solidsoulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping - African maids tossing off rich white folk
SouRzCSGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - A movie about a man part of a Mafia in the 40's that struggles to give his son a decent upbringing.
TalCanTell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing- a mashup of different American historical events together
omalazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
HainanChickenMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - after a recent divorce, he's left stuck in the hills with only $10m to his name
disaffectedmisanthrp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harvey Milk-ing : The story of how one man's crusade to promote both solitary and mutual masturbation led to the execution-like murder of him by a devote follower of John Harvey Kellogg's school of thought, where masturbation is unhealthy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking
The kids fight valiantly to stay on their portly uncles back
Seacreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - Dramatic cinematic about a Potter named Harry
whiplash588 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - A couple decides on their newborn's godfather
The Dark Knighting - The power goes out when the queen is knighting Fatboy Slim
The Stinging - A conman gets stung by a bunch of bees
Snatching - A documentary about kidnappers
The Kidding - A comedy that turns dark when the one friend can't handle all the jokes and retaliates
Batman Beginning - Bruce Wayne's birth video
Heating - A comedy about the hi-jinks of some heater repairmen who end up stopping an ice age with a massive heater
12 Years a Slaving - A dark historical fiction piece that follows a slave driver in the deep South
crankd87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting: the power goes out in Buckingham palace during an important ceremony.
itoodrinkzeecognac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling- two women annoy the shit out of their neighbors
allenk58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. When your valet is a ancient lizard, anything can and will go wrong!
Throwaway42343642535 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Planet of The Aping, a documentary about going ape in the mosh-pits of rock concerts.
zRaziel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hunger gaming, the story of a man who games for hours.
Cheese_on_top ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing
Scary ghost crawl out of your phone's screen when it rings.
JuntaEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. It's about a parking lot that's lousy with fucking dinosaurs.
akamustacherides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating, the movie stays exactly the same.
WheresThePenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Neverending Storing -- A man's struggle to finally move all the shit out of his attic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About a Boying
Autobiographical movie about a spring
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. A movie about an annoying kid with a stutter.
dodge_this ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning
PlsDntPMme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing. An adventure through the toy stores.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
williambueti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
007: Goldfingering.
You get the picture.
Blortuston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apocalypse Nowing.
Birds can't fly anymore, must walk everywhere.
Tallmarkymark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Graduating. It follows the immense work of Dustin Hoffman struggling to study for his final exams. He gets distracted by his fellow peers partying near by his dorm. He's distraught. Doesn't know if it's worth it. "Should I be partying instead," he asks himself contemplating his life and his career path he's chosen. Then realizes he doesn't want to disappoint his parents. He studies and studies all night long. He does well on all his exams. The final scene: he walks up to the stage as his name is called. His parents are ecstatic. But the look on his face is filled with disappointment. He smiles. But you can tell it's fake. He knows his path he's chosen isn't what he truly wants. There's no reason he should be happy because it wasn't worth it in the end.
two_nibbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing : The state that cant quit.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding:
A pair of jokesters chase down trains and when everyone has their hands up, they tell the passengers the were only kidding.
ILoveTheVikings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Standing: The four hour epic of a man's trip to the DMV.
Claylock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing...Not as intense
HourEleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - a group of thieves take turns banging a lonely house Fraรผ in the alley as they escape a botched diamond robbery
chrispydoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
A bovine documentary.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing: An instructional video on loading your own ammo in the comfort of your garage, set to an 80's metal soundtrack.
Molgera124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monster Inc.ing
A heartfelt documentary as to why cephalopods should be treated with more respect, and are far more similar to us than we previously thought.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking - it's about a redditor wailing through endless shitposts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing-
People are early, people are late, what the fuck does it matter, the concept of tardiness or punctuality doesn't even exist in this world.
DelicateSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking. It's a documentary about Reddit.
Dokpsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging. The trees are killing humans, one spore at a time.
tharkus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sling Blading - A dramatic tale of a redneck retard who joins a roller blade gang in the 90s.
williambueti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: a story about chilling out in the desert.
bb770403 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The perfect storming a group of barbarians that no castle can keep out
danetrain05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Standing.
6 hours of people standing around with a hand on a car trying to win it. Shot in one take.
Devseanker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bicentinal Maning. I guess it's about a 200 year old quarter back.
InsaneBurrtio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Club(b)ing: The story of a group of hippies protesting the clubbing of seals
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The girl with the dragon tattooing - a girl and her dragon struggle to make a living as tattoo artists, despite his tiny arms.
Shiney79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fisting of Fury.
juandemarco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barney's Versioning - The story of an old man's commits throughout the years.
loosebolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching - The tale of a group of old ladies rudely taking biscuits from waiters in cafes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alfred Hitchcock's "Roping.". There's a murder at the rodeo...
imsorrymilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STARING WARS: The intergalactic staring contest of a lifetime.
ageowns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, can we get back to talking about Ramparting?
Supersix4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harsh Times -> Harsh Timing. Still the same.
bIgGunsOrNuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing : Partying while fighting.
Jeleki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
escape from sobiboring, god that film was so boring.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goblet of Firing.
An angry yet eccentric boss has the ability to fire employees against their own will through the power of the goblet.
mysteriouscabin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - man flys to space only to pull his ass out
randomusernametaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing about going on an "outing" but inside..
Basically, Netflix and Chill
aholtz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside Outing: a couple starts dating, but never go outside
DetroitDiggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Ballsing- smellz in space.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enter the Voiding- a newlywed couple is finally called by the clerk of courts to have their marriage annuled
S-H-I-T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The right stuffing - The story of the original Mercury 7 astronauts and their macho, seat-of-the-pants approach to thanksgiving.
halosos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The X-filing.
A lowly 9-5 offence employee, whos life is stuck on repeat, will his divorce push him forward, to try harder at life, or pull him further back than ever before.
keepfrgettngmypsswrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All Quiet on the Western Fronting: Truest of the stories of the 46th Linguistics Convention of 1957, when Communists dared not say a word on a proposed new grammar rule for translating Russian.
NoHomeLikeLV426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wicker Manning - a true story about the forgotten brother who never was any good at football but could weave patio furniture like you wouldn't believe.
JadrianW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rockadoodling -- a small boy dreams of drawing caricatures of Elvis all over town.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminating. Spoiler of the entire plot
insurmntable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the winding: a tragic story about Bill Gates taking what's rightfully his - the windings font.
dankdad69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - takes place in Salem.
SexyStudlyManlyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog Day Afternooning - Al Pacino spends the afternoon just chilling with his buddy John Cazale when a bunch of people from the bank show up. The party gets louder and louder as more of the bank shows up so Charles Durning arrives to tell them to quiet down. The FBI then shoots John Cazale for no reason.
akamustacherides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nesting
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MASHING is an American television series about the art of cooking. The series, which was produced in association with 20th Century Fox Television for CBS, follows a team of chefs and support staff stationed at the "4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital" in Uijeongbu, South Korea during the Korean War.
sunnyjum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - The youths of today are obsessed with showing their bare buttocks to friends of theirs for a laugh. That is, until one day it backfires. Literally.
donnydell2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring. Retired nurse who provides a home for criminals
rayrayxl3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakening - One man's epic battle with his snooze button after an insane night of partying. In space.
3mail93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing - A bunch of out of control teens take on the night clubs of Delaware and starts roughhousing
NLinnemann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rushing.
A documentary about our education system.
loosebolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - The story of an alfresco schools trip to the inside of a 1960's office block.
PixBitThor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeing - Trying to find a newhome to move into.
By Craigslist ads.
AlmightySkoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happening- trees make people kill themselves
Edit: I'm not even high... just a fucking idiot
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: A demon joins in on the latest diet trend
cieranblonde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging. X Rated porn near a large body of water.
YupThatsMeBuddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pelican Briefing, is just a pelican giving a press conference about issues facing pelicans. "Worms and nuts are becoming difficult to find in today's world. Be careful out there, and don't make unnecessary journeys."
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing. A chronicle of the 24 hours leading up to the assassination of Ferris Bueller.
VerbableNouns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
Going
Citizen Kaning Gone with the Winding
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Tyler Durden takes to the streets to condemn club goers
chinamanbilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: A man tries to sell his house.
believer94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sunshining - not bright enough they decided.
Worldpeace6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everesting: A story about man who just can't stop sitting down.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thirteenth Flooring. A boring movie about installing floors.
KimJongTrilllllllll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction, man.
FuckDeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing - will you dare to pick up?
Mox_au ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxing Driver: The story of a man who finds driving rather tedious.
yousirnaimelol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars
Two men have a staring contest for the good of their own country. Things get crazy when this goes on for 7 years.
BlueCosmos42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Incing. A dystopian future where the managers are cruel and everything is a business. A lone man's struggle to fight the monster corporations and make the world free again. Edit: Or the movie adaptation of the video game Splatoon
hatterkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greying (Liam Neeson) - The true story about an ageing actor.
ShimpFieRie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaming- Steve McQueen shames people about their problems while trying to resolve his own.
Yurei2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trecking: Into Darkness, a group of explorers literally walk through space into a region with no light.
ERenaissance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frosting vs. Nixon... President Nixon has a hard time making cakes and pastries for a party at the Watergate Hotel.
Vipre7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pinging - The epic quest of a computer that set off on an adventure to determine whether there is a connection to it.
loosebolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sixth Sensing - A deafblind man smells a familiar fart for the sixth time.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballing. The making of the film Space Jam.
simplesn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"John Wicking" - a movie about a man who fiercely vapes his dripper after the loss of his travel tank.
DeepDough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Star warsing episode 4: a new hoping... Two kids play star wars. One is on the dark side, the other on the light side of the force. They just started talking and keep making -ing mistakes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining. For those global warming winters
princesssearra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning - A group of aspiring authors get together and right fictional books about orange juice.
karmaceutical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - Torture in Singapore
enforcer1412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Netting - Sandra Bullock must escape the clutches of a large fish net that fisherman forgot to reel in. Co-starring George Clooney
RXA213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing.
A master of "crash for cash" takes on a flock of students due to his determination to create a legend in the business. A young schemer enters, determined to become a conman for the ages.
closeresemblence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Grudging:
A teenage unknown entity haunting an ancient house refuses to come out due to puberty-induced moodswings, causing her no end of trouble. When a regular american family suddenly moves in, they decide to help her through this rough time of her life.
10/10 -IGN? "I was crying in the end, but only because my tearducts dried out from not blinking for the duration of the movie."
JacobNickolauson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blading, the story of a half man, half vampire figure skater.
Fishfake2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming: R rated anal porn.
jaulmaust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running - An epic story in historical China
leeborkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gunga Dining - Indian restaurant serves the finest table water with a colonial twist.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legally Blondeing. In a dystopian future where hair color is illegal, one hairdresser aims to change the world.
bIgGunsOrNuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking - Sharpen your pencil one last time!
scrumtrelesent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming - Let's just say you can't miss it!
ShahrozMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thinging
ilikepants712 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging. It's about a model's descent into belemia.
pleasetrydmt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. Horror movie about my phone on monday morning.
jdschultze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flick-ing Self explanatory
Scrooge_McFuck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding 2
Bruce Willis tries to kill Warren G. Harding
doc_poppin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning- The biopic of Peyton Manning
Mosarwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting. It's about mineworkers digging secret tunnels and using them for the sale of diamonds on the black market.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. The Queen has to knight people during a power outage.
GodzillaIsHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The matrixing - just a bunch of students solving matrices in algebra class.
toilet_humour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Southpawing. The story of a man with a chronic masturbation disorder.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well this thread was funnier than I thought it was going to be...
Draiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hudson Hawking.
Stephen Hawking becomes a singing cat burglar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing - no one has any idea what the f the movie is about.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. Still about a phone call.
The_Dude311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking. A heartwarming tale about a lovable little sprite and her child-like pimp, who live in a mystical land of pirates and boys who only know about first base.
primateoverlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring. A man goes around making people a digital representative.
ahjushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old boying. old man dressing up as school boy
Christian_Knopke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombing
A heartwarming romance between two random people. Brought together in a bomb-shelter in London 1940.
afterdescription ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or just Dr. Strangeloving :D
morgeous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - heh
Loontang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Silence of the lambing.
Obviously about lambing season.
Yokies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fasting and Furious. Makes sense yea?
pneumaPhytologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Fight Club becomes an edgy documentary about the dangers of going to nightclubs and a PSA about the early detection and prevention of clubs.
Mox_au ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating....The tale of a family who just had a new hot water service installed.
conehead88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. No longer about drugs
YellowBeaverFever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotting Ing - A story about Chinese labor that built the western side of the railriad system in the U.S.
Or, a story about a Chinese hobo.
Guv8T6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting - Richard Rowntree and Samuel L. Jackson do the unthinkable
FrenchLama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrowlanding. It's about a long, long flight.
acowlaughing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening.
..wait
Roborabbit37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding - ...this shit remake.
Argoing - who is, and where?
sofakingbald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - bunch of dinosaurs making out at a prehistoric drive-in theater.
CabassoG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howl's moving castling.
An animated environmental movie about a wizard who likes playing chess on the go.
WuhLaoSatan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing - Two full hours of a man cutting a piece of wood in front of an audience
iMerkNubz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greying" - Watching someone grow old
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning
Follows the life of a newspaper magnate as he canes down anyone why stands in his way
Jejwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hosting
Just some mild mannered party goers and their proprietor
HearingSword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - Echos down a tunnel
NightmarishPT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing.
A movie about fighting ilegal clubing life.
Vertchewal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging. A man with an incredible singing voice was unfortunately born with a lisp.
Evilzebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Last Castleing - The most intense game of checkers.
Texcellence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking
Jack, a ten year old boy who is trapped in the body of a forty year old man due to progeria is ostracized by his fellow ten year olds. Everything changes when Jack discovers that his middle aged appearance allows him to easily buy dirty magazines.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A movie about warmth.
stalkers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
The story of a emo (keanu) who thinks he has sixth sense, because he sees dead people with names like Morpheus (bruce willis), that morph into black cats, and then into catwoman.
Catwomaning
A trip into the mind of a Pet fetish enthusiast, and why putting catnip in certain holes isn't a good idea
dactyif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking: mall troubles in the prehistoric.
zoetha22221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
thepunjabberwocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm X-ing
A pedestrian crosswok solely for use by Frankie Muรฑiz and his stunt-doubles.
tailorandbarber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't Hardly Waiting
A group of millennials complain about their everyday inconveniences while working in a restaurant.
Too_many_pets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - addiction in the midwest
Shakermaker1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling... YOU KNOW.
Ylving ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. Probably the worlds least inspiring cooking show.
bigjohn426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing - The story of my life and why my co-workers are sitting too close to me.
SirEmanName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man's landing - A story about drone strikes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - De Niro and Pacino are two rival Gas Engineers at war with each other
dcdencab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing ... about some wood chopping guy
wisebloodfoolheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soul Training -- about angel school.
Jejwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black swaning
Well now thats just rude and poor grammar
StStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening - A movie about turning into Aliens, the latest fad in plastic surgery.
DalanTKE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slumdogging Millionaire: The story of a millionaire rich kid that takes a bet from his friends to live in the slums of Mumbai for a month to pretend to be poor. Along the way he meets a beautiful street smart slum girl, befriends a hilarious monkey, and runs afoul of a criminal slumlord with connections in high places as he tries to find his father's prototype VR headset that will revolutionize gaming and make all the wearer's wishes come true.
jacolify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krampusing........ i'm bad at this
markthegreat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fox and the Hounding. Would they ever leave him alone?
MoldyBoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Van Helsinging
A man hunts monsters by...you know...singing.
Scratch_King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zoolandering.
We buy zoo property and put in random shit like a golf cart racecourse.
Lscruggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton fight the Japanese to stop the killing of Seals
GeneralAllRounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Fred and Wilma struggle to find a spot to park at the Bedrock Mall.
GroovingPict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubing... the story of a group of hardened Norwegians and their clubbing of baby seals for breakfast
AstroMikeDexter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - Instead of moving to San Francisco, Riley's family stays in Minnesota and walks around the Mall of America all day.
iluvstephenhawking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodwillhuntinging
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing- The harrowing tale of one man's battle against the Canadian Seal Slaughter.
SirEmanName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A night on the town goes horribly wrong
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie Landing. Roswell, NM, 1947. The aliens are already dead.
This one is actually not a bad idea.
captainsnowballz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Sister's Keepering - a story about a sibling's goalkeeping skills.
Mox_au ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is Spinal Taping: Derek's girlfriend runs a strip of masking tape down his back, how they do laugh.
yorkshire_tea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the winding - the Horology
ncc017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. No fucking clue.
goshy900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging. The same thing
pologarzanavarro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidermaning....
Is about extreme acrobatic aerobics with Mr. Parker as the instructor.
DanaNotDonna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction- the convoluted story of how that orange juice made it to your table
AttachedSickness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie Landing - Zombie's landing planes. The horror.
Kvothe87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmaning
Nomorewarmgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - Do...do I need to explain? I'm at work guys, come on..
jaymact ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - 90 minutes of John licking the sweat off people's bodies, in memory of his murdered puppy.
pianoben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning
The true story of a boy in Singapore
Dude-in-the-corner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold Membering-The story of how King Midas actually DID touch it to much.
CompoBBQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beerfesting...
Pretty much the same movie, but more festive..
Makonar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Robocoping - a chilling tale about a future society where all the psychiatrists were replaced with cold, analytical bots, who now are responsible for mental wellbeing of humans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering: A comedy following a workaholic business man as he learns about fatherhood with his new godson.
Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombing: Just a sequel to Dr. Strangelove from the perspective of bombing survivors
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
Three hours of silent educational footage in breathtaking IMAX
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Encino Maning- How one football family's disappointing son turns out to be a stoner legend
baachus2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - Math is but an illusion
liquidprostate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming, about a Serbian man with a camera making films
butterisgoodHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transforming, more that meets puberty
Presumably ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger gaming
Movie about how long can gamers do without eating
cacidous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing.
"MOM PICK UP THE PHONE!!!"
deccodestroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing, two guys go around to different club's fighting random guys.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Networking - Mark Zuckerberg moves to LA and has to network his way to the top, rather than steal his roommates money.
drifterinthadark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling
Superman develops into a kleptomaniac stealing the planets steel beams.
gahd95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking. A movie about shreking stuff
ScreamnPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bond: Gold Fingering ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
yorkshire_tea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The silence of the lambing - a black and white study of the loneliness of the Australian sheep farmer
needtoregister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hancocking
Kevlarsocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs. Doubtfiring.
(S)he doesn't remember killing them
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blow-ing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - the story of a down on his luck man trying to "find himself" by opening a pottery shop in downtown Manhattan.
aash350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - The story of two bands trying to break into the lime light. America is rocking!
TheMadPrompter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soylent Greening: A Vegetarian Documentary
lesboautisticweeabo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubing
A tale of people trying to quit the nightlife but they just can't
AfghanHokie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching......becomes a movie about purse snatchers.
thebostonredsox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing- a Showtime documentary following one activists quest to stop the clubbing of baby seals
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
vman4402 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So then it's pretty much the same then.
j_la ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying
When Clint Eastwood wins a payout from a scratch card, he treats himself to a week of getting pampered.
tapeman2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
People that can't go outside for various reasons have an outing
xRyuuji7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Pooling. When gambling on life and death becomes . . . refreshing.
Shilas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Monkeying. Having ones stag party.
siguy11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack... From rated G to X
ArMcK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goonie Sing.
A group of friends who found pirate treasure as kids band together once again, as adults, to stage a benefit concert with Cyndi Lauper to help their aging pal, Sloth.
Twirrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad maxing. A rather boring documentary that follows one MMORPG addicts attempts to make the most optimal character for the latest game, and the efforts of the games designers to thwart him.
DMinecrafter79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing: The story of hitting Ice and watching yourself sink real real deep
wilhelmfink4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing- its about a group of guys that fight random people in night clubs.
RiotBadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, we're Fight Clubbing... we're walking through town... - Iggy Popping
msief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The forresting, they plant trees.
ForestWombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving- Ryan Gosling's daily commute
xchevyguy2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminatoring
barris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Wars - an art film that subverts expectations of documentaries about wars.
outerdrive313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Blacking - Follow the daily lives of black pitchers in the Negro Leagues as they try to break the color barrier in baseball.
nick_synm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE FIGHT CLUBBING - Ed Norton and his imaginary friend Brad, spend the nights clubbing and fighting.
GWLlosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... You blinked!
JohnMcGurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Luck Chucking
Throwing things fortuitously.
VulpesFennekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing: A Literal Space Opera
LeaningLeft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carol-ing. Two closeted lesbians find their true selves while spreading Christmas cheer door to door.
theVisce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A group of craftsmen, hired to install the new radiators, made a big mistake
Bergfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - 007 doesn't hesitate to use women to his advantage and fingers them without taking off his gold ring.
scrumtrelesent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cape Fearing - One man's tale of murderous cosplay girlfriend
Arthos_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point breaking - Boy faces many obstacles on his way to becoming a comic book artist
AfghanHokie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning.....becomes a comedy about immature guys mooning people.
lockefox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
A child gets caught up in a puritanical witch hunt.
leagueofcaio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing, people get more crazy every day, well, the movie is really about this...
sofakingwill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Halloweening. Crafting with Martha Stewart in October.
MADForelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escaping from New York. Kurt fucking Russell trying to get the hell out of the Big Apple without being killed.
The movie doesn't change, though.
Soulrakk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man of Steeling - A story about an honest Pittsburgh man trying to make an honest living in the steel business. Or is he...?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning.
A story about the puritan witch trials.
OOOR about the lord of the rings characters getting reallly high
G3S-Ter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spinal Tapping. A story of one mans quest to tap peoples spines
insiderbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The walking - a documentary about how a child first walked on the ground.
Harshy-Barshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeward Bounding - A confusing film with adult themes.
aescula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Maltese Falconing. Now it's just a documentary about the methods of hunting using birds of prey in Malta.
Men In Blacking. Either the story of two boot polishers, or the story of the use of blackface performance.
Dangit both of mine made the movies worse.
BlackBolt_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: A documentary on the origins of bearing one's ass.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dial M for Murdering: A startup company devoted to their customers need for MURDER
droidsyerlooking4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding. A woman loses her lover on a twisting river. Or something
Lysergicrainbowbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Manning, the biography of a convicted whistle blower.
Electric27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking-The story of a man that is out to make the best water resistant clothing alive
Phonda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging: A tale of two time traveling junkies.
Argle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some big dude named Lebow goes skiing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping, network packets do have a time to live.
metsmichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ms. Doubtfiring A woman, unsure of herself and those around her, goes on a firing spree; ultimately "letting go" everyone in the work place
proscioutoPEEPEE91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Third Manning: The Manning you didn't know about.
Edit: Turns out there is a Third manning that I didn't know about. Based on a true story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beaching. Leonardo DiCaprio tries to save beached marine life the only way he knows how.
darkplane13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source Coding: Jake Gyllenhaal is stuck in a loop--coming to work every day trying to work out all the kinks in the source code he needs to have before the deadline in March.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centepeding
Decoraan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringings. A story of perpetual tinnitus
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Manning
The story of Cooper Manning, whose spinal stenosis prevents him from taking a trip to Vienna to accept a job offer that could have resulted in a whirlwind adventure and instead joins a New Orleans energy firm.
childishbatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. Sam Rockwell is coming to the end of his 2 year tour on the moon where he dramatically showed his ass to earth for 8 hours a day.
Tellem_Holzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - PETA members decide to take the fight against baby seal injustice into their own hands.
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MASHing - The harrowing tale of one man's mission to create the world's most delicious mashed potatoes. Set against the back drop of the Korean War.
tgraefj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sunshining. We don't have to nuke the sun anymore.
Bonnington098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - A group of thieves attempt the biggest display of sexual acts in a Jewelry store. The results get Bloody.
andr3a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
A movie about the immaculate conception.
Ibanezman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing: A chilling documentary about the effects of tinnitus.
throwawayconse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. Michael Mann's original attempt at Blackhat, a story focused on evil hackers taking over America's vulnerable heating and air.
elephant_ina_tophat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious: one mans spiritual journey.
Future_FH_Intern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stoning. It's like that 70s show but with magic.
Dankbarber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half Baking
A story of 3 men on the journey to lower their overall calorie count by baking with only half the ingredients.
BonerTheOmnipotent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting. No longer a cop movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken running - a chickens fight for Olympic gold.
Stittastutta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - Brandon Sanderson's mistorn series of books finally goes into film.
/r/brandonsanderson amiright?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAWing. A movie about someone who works with wood.
Heroshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening II: The Happeninging: Reckoning
FrozenFireVR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengersing? Hunger Gamesing? Sherlock Holmesing? Maze Runnering? Wall Eing?
...
Millions (well... Not really, but I ain't good at counting) are popping in my head but I can't make any sense of most... But many seem to be related to some singing competitions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wizarding of Oz
Glinda, sick and tired of Elphaba's bullshit, goes all avada kedavra on her and deals with it once and for all.
wurm2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke Back Mountain(eer)ing
The tragic tale of a man who is paralyzed after a horrible accident while mountain climbing.
mzoltek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The shininging - about a shoe shine guy who stutters
untoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grosse Point Blanking. Martin Blank, an angst-ridden hitman, returns to his home town of Grosse Point, Michigan. He attends his 10-year high school reunion and ignores everyone.
Robbieleyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harbouring. The Epic of one man's secret hoarding of pearls.
Zenopath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing, a movie about how to organize data in a database
Metiri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Lannico_Snugglepaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping
Mr. Blart's compulsive shopping disorder.
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding - A Southern Belle slowly realizes she doesn't have what it takes to be a clockmaker.
bushidocowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumping Jack Flashing - The story of an aerobic instructors battle for nudist rights
Didsota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing
A woodcutter documentary
Phteven_with_a_v ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toying story. It's about a couple of women's and their toys! Quite surprised a Google search didn't turn up with results I expected...
Redd_0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing, a popular mistyping of the new Mad Maxine trilogy
Cythmic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty chitty bang banging. A first X-rated musical
RiotBadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping
An instructional video on securing a patient's back using medical tape following an horrendous car accident.
throwawayconse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trafficking. Pretty much the same exact movie.
CaptainLawyerDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Italian Job(b)ing - the Santino story
Ice Aging - They exciting shenanigans of cryo lab employees.
10 Things I Hate About Youing - Just a documentary ragging on Patrick Ewing's career
Mad Maxing - A woman maxes out all the credit cards belonging to her cheating husband.
ThoughtlessTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Standing - A group of survivors must stand in one place until only one remains.
Wiggy_poet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pulping Fiction - A tale of paperback recycling
relient94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Albus Dumbledore gets high on goes on crazy adventures with an 11 year old boy wizard.
PacoTaco321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
I don't know, but it has to be better than the original.
Kampfgeist964 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking
A man uncovers suppressed memories when he returns to his old home to break up a vicious child prostitution ring
Kill_the_Caniches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Van Helsinging.
The story of a monster hunter who is now a contestant in The Voice.
Uraniu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. A cheap chinese bootleg.
heaton84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening
Liam Neeson guns down a bunch of plants that stole his daughter, again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic Fouring
ElectricEelUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.Ting
Some nice recipes. Out of this world.
Wiggy_poet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commandoing - the benefits of life without pants
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Greying. A documentary about the changes that take place as we age.
getshwifty29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - the story of a magical boy as he happily completes mindless busywork
jman4220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Django Unchaining
Open scene with a slow zoom into a dark night in a south eastern forest, dust is settling from unseen happenstances.
Christoph Waltz tosses keys to Jamie Foxx.
Foxx moves to unlock his shackles.
*clink* *clink* *clink* *clink*
Foxx gives a very unsure, startled look. Waltz does finger double guns with a big smile and a wink.
Roll Credits
docevil000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - Zombies now fly
MuzzyBeag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestigeing. The true story of what it costs to become the best at Call of Duty Black Ops 3.
llicannxs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shutter lslanding. It doesn't make sense anyways.
deadly_inhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legends of the falling. Those were some badass skydivers
sttva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - A group of stoner friends must choose between carrying on with Team Fortress 2, or making a trip to the corner store to satisfy their munchies.
fully_correct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - You thought parallel parking was a bitch in the city...
Wiggy_poet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flashing Gordon - one man's descent into a life of indecent exposure
redsell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Crashing: still about the same old $#!7. Not even changing the title of this movie can change how bad it is.
Please watch it! I guarantee it will be the most worthwhile 2hrs you ever wish to have back!!!
King_Atom_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, star crash. Doubt anyone will know it! Guaranteed worst movie ever.
zomiaen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke Back Mountaining A "Lucky to be alive" episode title.
Joyramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron maning
XXLargeninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winnie the Pooh Bearing, proper public bathroom etiquette
aqua995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Maul Coping
Joyramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering
pofeem14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the philosophers stoning:
either voldemort is buried half under ground and thrown rocks at or he proceeds on a quest to get ad high as possible
slipperylips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumping - A movie detailing the life of a very rich man who makes a complete fool out of himself in his many journeys throughout the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking. The movie is either still about the same thing or it's an educational piece on how to be safe while using a rocking chair.
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping - A neurosurgeon's tale.
Beehog24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rush houring, rush showing.
Webo_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - the porno of the century.
nosgdodselrahc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething
The early years
andr3a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging
A story about bees. Or nettles.
SelenaTheRx7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting - Watch Evelyn find the perfect balance of salt on every meal.
Allogamist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the Water Fronting: You got surfed!
Banshee424 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
Adding the extra ing makes it actually about trains.
npw0518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking...one man's fight to find a spot in hell
Joyramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry pottering
ponyplop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ong Baking - a young Thai martial artist tries his hand at confectionary. Also, tuk tuks.
justin2000x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: A movie in which a group of upset parents form a committee that goes to nightclubs and drags their children home to prevent them from making poor life choices.
BatedSuperior5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guardians of the Galaxying
Devoted to the protection of all Samsung Galaxy phones. Follow a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac as they guard Xandar against their ravaging foe "Flappy Bird."
Coming to the big screen May 5th, 2017.
Wiggy_poet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yellowing Submarine - a tale of jaundice on the high seas
getshwifty29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nesting - a David Attenbourough nature documentary
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the shininging - a lot of shine
alphanurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. A man takes care of his friend's child
Superior_Super_Cam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars
Watch for 2 hours as eyes water, eye lids twitch, and tears form! Who will be left staring?!?!
matrixknight88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silent Housing - A deaf family moving into a house; alternatively, a family moving into a house as silently as possible.
Ekdam_masst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars
Joyramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdmanning
ikto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being John Malkoviching
MrIrish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sicarioing - Pronounce Harder
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding...making babies outta wedlock all over the place.
trondheimer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking...you know what itยดs about
SumthingStupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Dark Lord that hired telemarketers to scam people out of their jewelry
The Lord of the Ringings
profbucko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barbershopping: the story of a man looking for a barber
el_californio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Panning
A young mans' quest for gold, set in California in the 1840's
Jajr96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking โ A documental about old people Parking
gatorbushmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterding - Impregnating lots of females.
Joyramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Django Unchaining
loaferbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars.
I heard the prequels are the best.
shitcicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cop Caring
Two boys who come across a cop car while out on a walk are given a lift back home by a kindly officer
nickvader7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running
People running from blades from the Off World Colonies.
MonkeysOnBalloons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting. A guy keeps almost murdering people in the hopes that they'll come back to life.
tty-tourist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being John Malkoviching - A shitty metafilm
workraken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. It is a documentary about trying to find extremely smart people working jobs they're overqualified for. In the end, they only found one old guy of immeasurable intellect working as a cashier because he was too much of an asshole to make use of his intellect.
maxdamage4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Aliensing
The ups and downs of a xenomorph's desperate attempt to make it in the Broadway musical scene.
TheLionEatingPoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Manning - A look at the mundane life of Cooper, the businessman and big brother to the NFL's Peyton and Eli Manning.
surfinwhileworkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect - the history of perfect games in baseball.
a_danish_citizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The flashing: a movie about college
fudgefactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething - a movie about baby teeth :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Blue Lining - don't buy that coat, it's not going to be warm enough.
starrunes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging - Dick joins the mile high club
FrancisField ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aliening" - How Ripley got her green card
FightWithDucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philosopher's Stoning - a wizard's Mecca vacation goes very wrong
scw55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmaning. The untold story of the fourth Manning brother whose love of baseball got him disowned by his own family.
garciaal18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting- A young boy learns to throw with his left had following a horrific car accident that left his right arm crippled.
CulinaryInquisition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - The tale of one man's battle with a speech impediment.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - a documentary about corporal punishment.
calpis_lacto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying- a middle-aged housewife decides it's time she stop dying her hair.
Rothgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking - A ripping documentary about facial care.
1_2_3_GO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: the story of one man's journey through retail addiction.
the_alabaster_llama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking:
A millionaire builds a parking lot for dinosaurs.
Bambam9032 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over the Hedging Sanders becomes president, selects Trump as VP, together they destroy all hedge funds.
dud65499 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing - A three hour slow motion car crash
4_max_4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinema Paradising -> LOST with amphetamines.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Jacking
Banned in 80 countries
North_Dakota_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerous stoning....a movie set in the Middle Ages depicting the capture, trial, and conviction of a wizard named Harry Potter who would eventually be sentenced to death by stoning.
dyslexicbunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - a tale about a guy who can't decide whether or not to wear his poncho on his Appalachian Trail hike in Maine in a very light rain.
ihazhands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. Everyone trying to park their dinosaurs in itty bitty parking spaces.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing - A tale from Finals Week.
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing
One man's trip from Birmingham UK to Birmingham, Alabama.
honthera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. Robert De Niro and Al Pacino once again face off in an epic struggle on the streets of LA, as their businesses compete against each other in the domestic central heating market.
noticeablyzoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking, found footage from shreks outhouse
Bretth99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, the name says it all
fallenreaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool Runningsing- The story of an icelandic cross country and acapella group, sweeping the nation by foot
davis482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samurai Jacking - For some reason I think this already exist.
ValdemarSt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Coping - A group of people who meet once a week to get over how Paul Blart Mall Cop has affected their lives.
scw55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. It's a clean and wholesome family friendly documentary of a quaint English gentleman travelling along the Pacific Rim... Yes... That is what it is.
sayge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - we follow the struggle inside a teenage homosexuals head as their world almost collapses when coming out to their parents.
John Wicking - we follow John as he twists his towel to dry it. Short movie.
While we're younging - A couple almost in their 40's suddenly starts getting younger.
TheLionEatingPoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - A bitter old publishing magnate wanders the city caning residents at random.
homobonus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - About a gorgeous, smart girl who is lost in the woods and is in a world of hurt when she is stung by bees for taking their honey. She is trapped in the hive and learns to love the bees when the villagers rally to burn the hive and kill the bees.
serb2212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of pieing. It's like that Spanish tomatoe festival, except with pie.
LOOTENITDAYAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging
Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale are racing each other to see who can hit Prestige Master first on Call of Duty.
Jackman can never keep up with Bale's pace. It's almost as if Bale has two people playing...
FocalFury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool Runningsing
Singing Runners that are cool, both in temperature and temperament
Jmersh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie, but a show: The Big Banging. Penny is gonna need another glass of wine.
Hank_Scorpio74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering- Vito (Matthew McConaughey) is a live life to the fullest free spirit who agrees to be the godfather to the son of his frat brother Michael (Don Cheadle) and his second wife Kay (Anne Hathaway.) When Michael and Kay are killed during the 2004 typhoon while vacationing in Thailand Vito suddenly finds himself responsible for their two year old son Tom.
Twirrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A day in the life of a furnace repair man, desperately trying to repair the furnace at an orphanage before a winter storm arrives.
A1A5KA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Rocking" - A tale of two people in a boat.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pootie Tanging. Know one knows what Louis CK was trying to say in this one either.
Solanade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Big Fishing, Cabela's: I want to learn to fly fish.
Jcat11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking. A man, his cow and their fight for equality in a world that is against them.
AlphaTyrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballing. Just ballin' in space
DublohVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tombstoning. A WWE documentary on the career of the Undertaker.
UnrulySupervisor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fox and the Hounding
One woman's struggles against the shameless attempts of men in order to gain her favor.
scrbumm11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hobbiting- a Benjamin Button remake
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and The Sorcerers Stoning-
Harry finds out he is a wizard and is promptly stoned by his religious extremist family.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - A heartwarming story about a man who overcomes poverty in an innovative way.
TriTexh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - a scientific experiment to dunk zombies from an airship to test their durability goes horribly wrong.
Version_Spot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Its about trying to find a parking spot at the most popular theme park on the planet. 90 minutes of arguing with the occasional glimpse of all the cool attractions inside.
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - A man so desperate for connections to find a job that he goes on the evening news to plea for help. It contains one of cinema's most memorable lines "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS UNEMPLOYMENT ANYMORE!"
The_Year_of_Glad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Witnessing" - While going door-to-door and spreading the good news about Jehovah, Harrison Ford stumbles across a fresh murder scene. The only survivor is a young boy, and Ford conceals the child within his tight-knit religious society in order to shield him from a group of bloodthirsty killers.
Brockadoodledoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting. Did I do good?
TheRagingOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. A powerful wizard is killed by people throwing rocks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this thread tops the Rice thread!
annoyed_by_myself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American graffiting. Just a bunch of friends going through America making some street art...
SQUIFFYBUM14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The story of trying to find a parking space in the Jurassic Period.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryaning - One man's quest to save a local trouser pressing company from being taken over by the Chinese government.
wesleynile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddyshacking: it's just the sex scene in Caddy Shack on repeat.
7MinuteClinic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boondock Sainting. Hicks from the sticks are packing bibles and pistols and coming to see how much faith you've got!
CapnStabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect
The story of Nolan Ryan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and sorcerer's stoning. The horror of old sorcerer.
Blues67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
say what now?
greenit_elvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumping jacking flashing.
koopamancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing
Here's a pineapple with facial expressions.
calllery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone-ing
Voldemort never left, and the students of Hogwarts are forced to watch as the totalitarian regime makes a spectacle out of the death sentence of a young would-be pioneer of the enlightenment. 3 hours long, Now with added Judy Dench.
moskalik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: the porn version
Reverse_Baptism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing: The story of a man tasked with designing the cubicle layout for a big accounting firm
LTailsL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling - basically the same movie but with an insanely high body count
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Galaxy Questing - LARPers are taken on a journey to the stars.
mooblah_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Road Tripping - Follows four college friends as they [take drugs and] embark on an 1800-mile road trip to retrieve an illicit tape mistakenly mailed to a girlfriend.
Joseph_Dogecreux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: Jar Jar Blinks
jallfairs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You win.
Slytren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo drifting. Still the same movie.
Cr3X1eUZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adventures in Babysittinging
The true story of how the Adventures in Babysitting script was written and the movie got made.
Oosticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
A wizard gets arrested by muggles for heresy and is to be put to death by stoning but a lovable gang of teenage wizards saves the day with creativity, charm and a little bit of mischief. Rated PG.
Jass1995 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought HP would have trouble with a Professor, a well-known sorcerer, and his addiction to Pot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking: How many friends can you make before it's too late?
fastlerner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing - An epic story about a healthfood craze that failed to sweep the nation in the 80's.
UsedandAbused87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing. A movie about a bunch of math people are make Sudoku
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing. the origin story of tinnitus.
Viking042900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging....the story of a genius janitor who is held back by a speech impediment that causes him to repeat the last syllable of the last word of each phrase or sentence he says.
OrthodoxWarlocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering: a young bachelor is named the godfather of his friend's kids. When the parents die in an accident, the guy learns to be a grown up and settles down as he transforms from cool uncle into competent single father.
Dr_Movado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dial Ming for Murder: The story of a Chinese Assassin
TheLionEatingPoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying - A first-time mother smothers her child with adoration and affection. Overwhelming him to the point that he ultimately becomes the antichrist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just do the three I watched last.
'Rooming' - same movie but with sorority sisters?
'Caroling' - well that sounds a fair bit more interesting than that original movie.
'Knocked Upping' - I got nothing.
RFE1711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- A rom/com of a young Asian tyrannosaurus Rex learning how to drive and falling in love with her instructor. In theaters summer 1993.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reservoir dogging
mckramer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping - An M. Night Shyamalan film about someone who takes ONE TOO MANY SERVINGS at dinner.
Hentington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xmen: Days of Future Pasting - Wolverine contemplates how long it will take him to wallpaper his new flat
Twat_The_Douche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A tale of a young girl who is afraid of going out of her house and decides that she needs an adventure. The choices she has to make to leave her bedroom will change her life forever.
getshwifty29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - as Riley hits puberty, the emotions in her head realise that she might be gay and set about revealing it to the world
PagPag93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - Lonely 50 year old perverts perform sex crimes in car parks next to the lakes of North Wales.
DeaZZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ping the latency of doom
hoser24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ Superstaring. A musical about a religious figure who suffers from absence seizures.
Miracling. The Saran Wrap Story.
Mew_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Catsing - Just a lot of meowing and yeowling. (and very popular on the internet)
Twirrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone girling. This comedy follows one guy's increasingly desperate attempts to get laid.
blong48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Incing.
A story where scary monsters aren't scary enough anymore so they get tattoos and join a gang to increase their fright.
skrilly01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - Gay beach parties for days
Jass1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Brick Mansioning. Building brick mansions. I guess?
Forgive me, first thing to pop into my head.
EDIT: Also, John Wicking, a movie about a simple man named John and his quest for the perfect wicking technique for his vape. More EDITs as they come across my mind I guess. Sorry in advance reddit.
EDIT 2: Fighting Club. A literal movie about a Fight Club. Where first rule isn't to not talk about it.
1silkyjohnson1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.......Bros goto night clubs get stupid drunk,try to pick up women but end up fighting other group of Bros.
scrbumm11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - how Peter really paid his way to Neverland
Dotre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe noone has said Iron ManING, the story of Peyton Manning who is made of solid iron and breaks on every contact, or is that real life?
grwilkes88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing - A musical about a shark who just wants to be loved
jesbiil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting...yea...I'll let this one be a create-your-own adventure for your minds.
rprakash1782 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Years A Slaving.
A white man's account of trying to keep a black man slaved despite him being a free man.
alex3omg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howl's moving castleing. A movie about a man who cheats at chess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doping ... The story of every college student ever.
surfnsound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Panning: A young orphan makes due during the California Gold Rush
Portishair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - a depressed Mexican gardener really hates his job and the people he works for.
maxdamage4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping
A slapstick comedy about Todd, the last living human in a world dominated by quirky robots.
aegluc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - in a galaxy far away, movies now star wars
sezrawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About Timing
A story of a guy who is always late, learning the lesson of timekeeping.
jpk14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The quest for a decent parking spot at the mall, 65 million years in the making
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Renting - Documentary following the lives of a typical American family after the collapse housing market. They had a house, kids good job and were living the American dream, little did they know it was all going to change.
Anticog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback Mountaining. A paralyzed boy gets his wish of climbing Everest.
Skizot_Bizot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jungle Booking.
Mowgli is the bad cop, a rough new yorker out of place in this tropical jungle. While his partner Baloo is the good cop, who tries and keep the crazy man child operating within the laws of the jungle. Together they have to take down the notorious crime lord Shere Khan.
danielthornton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking, you dont wanna know
Ode-eye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running The tale of a blade who decides he can do more than cut things and tries his hand at a normal life
ryanknapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding, a mansion is filled with clocks wherein a person decends into madness.
dclarkwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping. A medical documentary highlighting the attempt to repair a back injury with only Duct Tape
Tony_Blundetto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching - two boxing promoters enlist an Irish gypsy to compete in the crossfit games
toesklok_noon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboning. About precisely what you would expect.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
Ed Nortorn and Brad bit film an eye-opening documentary about the bizarre human social behavior about clubbing, and what we can do to stop it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing ~ Essex boys on the pull try and find birds but usually end up to drunk and starting a brawl.
Zombiehugger89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming - It's now a documentary about a Serbian filming a documentary about some fucked up shit.
TheInsaneMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. A guy named Harry Potter goes around stoning "Sorcerers"
curialis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - The story arc gets very dark very quickly
tinycole2971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
Same general plot line, only lowerscale drug dealers, and more favors.
weeklybeatings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - a political biopic about a gay dairy farmer.
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Annie Halling - Disillusioned with failed relationships, Annie begins life on the road by starting her own trucking company.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking - a lot of... You know
jayone127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Panning...the story of Peter never going to neverland, instead living on a river panning for gold as he ages every day alone
manguyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BirdManning - the story of Peyton Manning Manning his brittle bones.
Svenningen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - the story of an up and coming phone salesman.
ehazkul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
One woman's struggle to change her paper mailed bills to electronic e-statements.
Kill Billing 2
The same woman, only this time she is calling in to cancel her Comcast account.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Max Fury-ing road
Haribo_Lector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging is a movie about watching the movie Trainspotting
Tromzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The same with The Shininging.
getshwifty29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro are in a high stakes cat-and-mouse chase to track down the last space heater just as winter hits...
neznarF5191211079 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool Hand Lukeing. Letting all your talent and potential go to waste because you were dealt a bad hand in life.
Kerfuffle17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsman: The Secret Servicing
The kingsmen now are a secret group of prostitutes.
izzyhearts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooding Will Hunting - Cuba is after Arnett, Smith, Forte and Ferrell. How do you like them apples?
whyenn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twistering
A freak weather phenomenon sends Bill Paxton and Helen hunt back in time where they have to outwit the local high school bullies while dancing their hearts out to win a dance competition that will send them back to the future.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking ~ The story of star gazers on the wide open fields of British Columbia making their way through valleys, caves and mountains.
whatudontlikefalafel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing - about the life of the controversial Chinese revolutionary.
BoatingTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A man struggles to park in a parking lot that has been poorly taken care of.
katieburrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Foresting - 2 sisters' desperate attempts to reverse the effects of deforestation
freply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw Momma From The Training - an aging woman tries to get a new start on her career but is repeatedly ejected from the necessary seminars.
Saint Elmo's Firing - "I'm sorry that it's come to this, but for the last three quarters you've been falling badly behind on your primary responsibility of protecting sailors. We're going to have to let you go."
Inside Outing - an intimate exploration of the psychology behind the politics of revealing closeted homosexuality.
maxdamage4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching
A group of petty thieves get more than they bargained for when they find an oversized diamond in a purse.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring.
Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with a strangely anthropomorphic fish.
HulkbusterStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight Outta Comptoning - a story about five passionate African-American boys recording a hit album to propel themselves into fame and stardom. Rated PG-13
okay_tony_beats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosbustersing.
I think this was the beginning on the sequel when they performed at a birthday party...
Darkhadou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man with the Iron Fisting.
alternatively, Iron Fisting (2016)
cavscout55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. It's about people that like to fight that go from one fight club to the next and try to get into as many fights as possible in a night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering -The story of a relationship between a man and a fish.
rabbitfrog27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderManning - A derpy guys struggle with gaining superpowers, as well as dealing with everyday life of being quarterback for the New York Giants.
avens19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Upping - old man Fredrickson's descent into cocaine addiction after the death of his wife
jallfairs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silencing of the lambs. A man with insomnia searches for quiet sheep to count.
bloozchicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monkey Boning. Brendan Fraiser tries to sleep with a cartoon monkey
flesh_tearers_tear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The tales of scaly valet driversBah...it was already done...shitcicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking across the universe..
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Odd Coupling - Two railroad workers troubleshoot two box cars that won't stay connected.
Imnpsnm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire strikes backing
In a very smart move the empire starts sending the rebels a huge amount of supplies, overwhelming their organizational and storage capacity leaving them inoperative.
ChemicalMoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing... A rich man brings a young angler on his expedition, but something fishy is going on with his mistress.
nick_storm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Antmaning
mkgrider23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21 Jump Streeting
The wild story of Schmitt's 21st birthday party at a trampoline park. Will his birthday be the best, or the worst
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barbara Shopping, "Barbara has outlived her 3 sons and ultimately finds peace in shopping at the Salvation Army"
maxdamage4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sucker Punching
A mentally I'll girl goes on a spree of unprovoked violence in this heartwarming rom-com.
Conquer_My_Self ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - an unforgettable story of one family and their hellish experience at the parking complex for Jurassic Park
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ronnie Picker-ing
hereticnasom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell is a long-distance truck driver, that can't control the urge to show people his ass.
FelidiaFetherbottom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing: The untold story of the United States' most famous pedestrians
Worm_Whomper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing: The Empire finally secures enough large donors to build their biggest Death Star yet!
MrSlavi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. It is now about a former boxer manager who has taken to a life of kidnapping for money.
robschwab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departeding - Stuck on the Jetway, an airplane full of two rival groups are awaiting to take off. After two hours, they all kill each other.
feistyfoodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ving.
Biopic about Ving Rhames
paradox037 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming.
The tale of a couple going through an affair and becoming roommates with their families and friends. For some reason.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Man's Landing - a conspiracy documentary.
Marvin2699 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The philosophers stoning. Death by rocks.
AwesomeMinecrafter94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
Sleepyhead88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talladega Nightsing -- It's tough becoming a karaoke star in such a small town
SnapeSev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stardusting: Space maids!
btao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Sleeping
Everyone wakes up because it was only a dream...
BearcatChemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing - A movie about people trying to do outdoor activities indoors due to severe weather.
DevanteWeary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
The movie is still about nothing
retroriggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a wonderful movie about a polite getaway in the comfort of someone's abode.
flonker2251 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10 Things I Hate About Youing - A documentary about a persons dislike for a basketball player that is poorly edited.
Dick Tracing - America's new favorite hobby.
Winter's Boning - Jennifer Lawrence's best role yet.
Mooning - Still an underappreciated film.
r08shaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Roboting
Young boy endeavours to become more robot like.
Llama_Shaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing. A group of fraternity boys share a dream of creating a place where neglected and mistreated animals can live with dignity.
ReachForTheSky_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cross of Ironing"
German troops fighting on the Eastern Front to earn medals recognising their proficiency of ironing their uniforms.
misternizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GONE WITH THE WINDING: All about a broken watch-spring and the women who loved him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. & Mrs. Smithing, about a couple in Whitehall who make armor for the Dovahkiin.
pwines14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of against the rules but "Staring Wars" a movie about staring contests
lllIlIIIlIIIllllIlll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching... I guess the same thing, still?
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Manning
Story of Cooper Manning, living it up as a partner in a New Orleans energy investment firm while his siblings lord it over the NFL and Dads love.
Pegasus_Seiya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FISTING
Yo Adrian, I'm goin' in!
Spite425 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping.....A man with a goal to...
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adam's Ribbing - A cubicle worker is teased because his socks don't match.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: Inside the mind of a girl on the cusp of puberty, who moves to San Fransisco and starts questioning her sexuality.
(Or maybe a documentary on kids who try to bully other kids by revealing they're gay)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. An inspirational sports movie
homobonus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wrestlering - This time it's not about the fighters, but about the arena
KaiChronicles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - A group of Christian fundamentalists discover that Dumbledore is gay and decide to handle it in a biblical way.
ICNGRN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Requiem for a Dreaming.
An inner city high school teacher seeks to motivate his students to fulfill the gap left in the civil rights movement left by the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.
michael30797 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen kaneing, about a villain who canes citizen
etillman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshaling
cmad182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coyote Uglying - about a woman chewing off her own arm after a one night stand because the man lying on it is so ugly she'd rather chew it off than wake him up.
AndThatsMyRealName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The breakfast clubbing. A group of cave men set out into the wilderness to find plants, berries and meat. A story of survival.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing:
A 10 year old girl on the front lines of a corrupt spy agency seeks to reveal the identities of her coworkers one at a time.
towo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost in the Shelling - A tragedy about Japanese soldiers in World War 2, driven into madness seeing their comrades dying in the shelling by US forces on Iwo Jima, ultimately leading them to stage desperate suicide attacks to be free of the visions.
maxdamage4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Bucket Listing
An old entrepreneur sets out to get rich and prove he hasn't lost his touch by buying and selling things on Craigslist.
slyfoxy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A deep look at how the hell old people can still be allowed on the roads when they can't even park in a bay
jojovossy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding, and its the same fucking movie.
klaafas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ringing" - Frodo goes out looking for a way to destroy the one Phone, which ringer annoys people of the Middle-earth.
samtheotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howard the Ducking - the guy never stands up for himself. seems to let people waddle all over him.
BillNotABong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grosse Pointe Blanking - A loner returns for his high school reunion, but can't remember anyone's names. "You're uh.. uh.. wait, don't tell me."
DanceWithTheDevil_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I do a T.V. show?
Mickey Mouse Club Housing
Mickey Mouse runs a club with rooms for rent.
ab33s33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horton Hears A Whoing - The adventure of an elephant and it's imaginary friend, an owl.
italyprayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IRON MANING.
The life of Mandingo.
mannyrmz123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring, a movie no one will noticing 5-6 years latering.
waitwhat77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about this one: Hit Manning-After his NFL career, Peyton Manning falls into the seedy criminal underworld of contract killers. Quickly rising through the ranks, this assassin is at the top of his game and his field, but his latest mark may derail everything he's worked for. Because even a cold-blooded killer hesitates when they're told to take out....THEIR OWN BROTHER!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wicker Manning
Peyton retires and finds his new passion. Making wicker baskets
oovis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude Where's My Caring?
Keanu wakes up one Thursday to find that he can longer find any of his fucks to give out.
sykoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring - Male pornstar turned jewel thief.
Ozyman_Dias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing.
The story of a really long journey.
Maybe to a mountain.
To drop a ring in.
kungkedar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One missed calling... Should have become a figure skater...
Mr_Mimiseku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Harry witnessing midieval punishments.
microtrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. A small group of misfit soldiers take it on themselves to assassinate the German Nazi Hanz Harding.
towo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing - security researchers are confounded when strange packets from local address start appearing all over the internet.
fedupwithpeople ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: The newest health craze has Californians digging under rocks and picking wings from their teeth.
DlProgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - Two girls takes christmas to new heights.
SexyMuffin23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Proofing - How one family managed to make their car the safest vehicle in the world.
goaway432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Knowinging - Nicholas Cage plays a grammar nazi on a crusade to fix public education
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking
One man's revenge, two balls, one mouth, and a lot of mouth wash.
geographresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking - A somber, soul-searching drama exploring one lonely desk-job worker's quest to find fulfillment and meaning in his menial labor.
ovni121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming, I wouldn't watch that, it's not my fetish.
julmariii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling - carpooling, but with dead people.
RattMeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fasting and the Furious - Paul Walker is fasting and won't shut up about it.
dethfalcin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing a man gets pulled through his TV into a universe where silent mode was never invented.
rain-is-wet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding: The story of the shortest boxing match ever.
hereticnasom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming - A man has a dream of opening his own arcade.
MesMeMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breaking Bading
A witty and sarcastic movie about a man trying to break into the gay world.
shades_of_nicotine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord Of The Ringing?
Must be someone with a hefty phone bill.
bluewit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerksing is now a musical
samquam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission ImpossiBling. With help from Flavor Flav, Tom Cruise must stop an evil genius from turning the moon into gold.
MentholAce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Wars WW 1 and 2 are personified as valley girls and they just go around ruining normal people's days by hurling racist remarks at people.
chunkukdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They Living - a very Louisiana Meta-movie.
DrSkyentist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing: A story of a man that runs around at super speeds flashing people. Though it happens so fast that it only implants itself into their subconscious, causing the rest of their day to feel violated, disgusted and slightly aroused without knowing why.
TexasTwins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch Me If You Canning: This summer all hell breaks loose when in a dystopian future real food is no longer available only solvent. This rebel does not care and continues to can vegetables. See if the future police catch up to him.
Grandmasmuffin1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James bonding
jsm9487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.. Guy goes to clubs and getting drunk and his drunk persona fights everyone
ScalaZen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lord of the Ringing - the office employees with the loudest phone ringer
RakishDissolute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Notebooking
Peaceful movie about scrapbooking
Cow-chapato33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrasic Parking. A group of friends desperately search for their car in the parking lot after a fun day of dino watching. You know. Like Seinfeld.
aaron1uk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - In alleyway at the dead of night the Queen an Honourable gentleman and a sword partake in lengthy ceremony.
Seanibah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A film loosely based on old vintage vehicles bring parallel parked ...
johnny_noodle_legs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The dinosaurs have learned to drive the vehicles left behind
maxdamage4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck-It Ralphing
A young man's heart-wrenching struggle when he realizes that his spontaneous vomiting condition is destroying his chances to find love.
pr0tosynnerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming - 3 boys play World of Warcraft in their mom's basement, surviving only on hot pockets and cheesy poofs, as they train to beat a player that is killing everyone.
chumin0305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping. The dance craze that's sweeping the nation..."I like to do the Jenny"...
rhymes_with_chicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cape Fearing
It's a spinoff of The Incredibles starring Edna "E" Mode
zyeags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing. The story of a beetle, a blender, and some fruit.
SryCaesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - In a world, where parking your car becomes a race for survival!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Last Boy Scouting
Bruce Willis plays a monk, looking for the last, perfect piece for his church's choir.
Deadpoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - A movie following one man's quest to arrange numbers into grids.
PallBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Milking"
An LGBT dairy farmer runs for office
fedupwithpeople ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdrafting: American flatulence has reached a whole new level
Belobrajdic2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Django Unchaining - a slave goes around and instead of bounty hunting, unchains everything he sees
sleepingdeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A parking lot in the Jurassic period. Dinosaurs struggle to find spots available during peak times at a grocery store.
Worldpeace6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the word "fierce" that makes this
GlaciusTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vertical Limiting A DIY film about roofing
Brutal_Deluxe_IV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Men: Days of Future Pasting
Wolverine travels back in time to help Xavier wallpaper his bedroom.
ripsnort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait to see this on the chive in a couple days.
EzekielAbaddon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven poundings
ChuckStone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Dusting:
Ever wondered how Jennifer Lawrence keeps her mantlepiece looking so pristine? This smash hit new documentary reveals all. Also featuring the tried and tested Chris Brown method ("When I get home from work, this mantlepiece better be FUCKING spotless and my dinner on the table or the belt's coming off you slag"); the Justin Bieber method (aka "spit and polish") - or the David Bowie method ("Just scoop it up and stick it in that jar on the end")
Mudy_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - a sicilian porn movie.
cmad182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Teachering - that pretty much sums it up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
MaggehG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - Annoying guy that calls everyone so often that people get pissed, so they head to an adventure to stop him.
DragonHunting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding, where mad scientists intentionally start zombie outbreaks in various first world nations to bring about the next stage of human evolution
CommentExMachina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'The Prestiging - Michael Bay directs the COD movie
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying - Concerned neighbors help a woman come out of her shell who has been sheltered by her husband.
irishcream240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyz in the Pudding
VampiricAcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung-fu Hustling - a tale of Chinese hustlers who do their best to scam the general populous, but just beat the shit out of them if it doesn't work.
Cheddawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alien vs Predatoring - Vegetarian aliens stuggeling to learn to hunt
Kunkulis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - A story of a women trying to destroy bills from the face of the earth
Shilas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surviving Picassing. Beginner photographer can't afford Adobe products, edits whole first wedding photoshoot in Picasa just before deadline.
stabletimeloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kidding - Martial Arts Master Mr. Miyagi promises to teach a troubled teen Karate, but does not follow through. He was just kidding.
jalvhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxi Driv-ing Stull the same thing
come_with_raz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking
Raptor Kevin is an alcoholic who could never quite learn how to parallel park, until a voluptuous Triceratops from the Bronx vows to straightens out his life and proves to be much more than just a driving instructor.
what____the____fuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a film, but: House of Carding. Basically it's about a group of people who live together and try to survive by cracking and frauding credit cards all day.
PhoenixUNI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Copping
Honestly it's probably the exact same film.
towo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A documentation of the emotional tragedies teenagers face when confronted with having a sexuality others consider "not normal".
Duck-of-Doom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - I can't tell you what it's about, but here's the definition of "gumping" from Urban Dic:
Gumping the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
cmad182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You, Maning - A Denver Broncos fan confesses his love for their all-star quarterback.
whenfoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring? About a bro in the early stages of dementia.
towo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Operatoring - a mockumentary of airsoft players.
Slant_Juicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring: A popular Disneyland attraction as presented by Mike Tyson.
DrMasi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A heartbreaking documentary on what it means to come out of the closet.
Clbull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Adam Sandler's movies make good examples...
Clicking - Adam Sandler stars as an overweight, unemployed, 46 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin that goes on epic adventures with his guild, until one day he has a midlife crisis and tries to get his life back on track.
Backstabbed Manning - A political comedy tale about Bradley Manning's leaking of sensitive political documents to WikiLeaks and later arrest. The film stars Adam Sandler as every character.
Big Daddying - Adam Sandler plays a sugar boy, who provides sexual relations and companionship with a wealthier, older man in exchange for being lavished with money.
50 First Dating - Adam Sandler plays a recently divorced 50 year old man who searches for love on Okcupid. Hilarity ensues.
Just Going With It - Adam Sandler stars as a middle-aged man who accidentally gets roped into BDSM at a sex dungeon.
The Watering Boy - A CGI-enhanced Adam Sandler made to look 20 years younger stars as a college graduate who gets his first unpaid graduate internship gig at a garden store watering plants.
Pixelling - Adam Sandler plays an obese, 37 year old pixel artist, who falls in love with a girl (later revealed to be a guy) who he meets in EverQuest.
librlman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gunga Dining.
"Meesah soooooo heppy yousah choose dee patronizing of Meesah fine establishment!"
SryCaesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking - For interstellar outdoors people! Discover new landscapes while getting fit
captmotorcycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Man[n]ing. Peyton Manning gets bit by a radioactive Ant and must conceal his mutations from his football team
sulfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing, a world where children store their toys for eternity
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ExpendableSing - A musical about old men who think they are young.
ToasterMeltdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hudson Hawking
The almost true story of Stephen Hawking's secret career as a burglar.
pizza_cfed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MICHAEL VINCENT 16ING QUADRANT
xmagusx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HackerSing
Same movie, just now a musical.
Azureknight205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: One man's struggle to sharpen pencils.
SigmaQuotient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Videodroming
It still makes you curious, but James Woods tries harder.
AmNotSatan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sorcerers' Apprenticing, basically the same movie only Nic Cage is being taught magic by Baruchel.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
Cade_rsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread has made my day, thank you ridiculously quick and witty friends of reddit.
Brosefiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting... It's the same movie just longer.
ILikeLenexa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Downing - the same thing, but now with Robert Downing, Jr.
frostbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A small-time rocker from working-class Philadelphia, is arbitrarily chosen to take on the world's greatest lead guitarist, Artemis Oath, when the undefeated guitarist's scheduled opponent for Battle of the Bands is injured. While training with feisty former indie-rocker Minnie Silvergrind, Stoney tentatively begins a relationship with Audrey, the wallflower sister of his meat-packer pal Joey.
Now in theaters, Rocking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moneyballing. The Oakland A's have been saving all of their money in the past to obtain middling prospects. However, this year they decide to splurge to become the most blinged out team in the nation and add flair to the game of baseball.
Bigmac7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubing: a movie about resisting the temptation to party.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
starring Al Pacino and Robert de Niro
flare2000x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing - a bunch of terrorists try to take down a Black Hawk.
stigolumpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
NeilBillAndI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs Doubtfiring
... An indecisive business woman takes over The Apprentice.
PapaWedgie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking: Peter Pan must help the Lost Boys get out of the game. A cross dressing pirate pimp in a wig stands in their way.
davbrowdid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bolting
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding: The story of Infant Reflux
jerda81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - A story about a man with a perv fetish for tank holes
sloaches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating-
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro star in a gritty tale of propane salesman during a brutal winter season.
tonterias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping.
A group of savage teenagers steal corpses from the morgue to organize orgys in the nearest forrest with the dead bodies. Security is increased, and they have to recurr to fresh kills in order to keep their gumping adiction.
Aristoteleze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Into the Wilding" - A story about Rihannas sexlife.
mofoga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch projecting - An old hag living in Blair Nebraska harassing passersby for mistakes she made in her past.
cubosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging - about how a renegade action man marathon watches the movie Trainspotting on loop
ToasterMeltdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Killing Seasoning
Whoever tastes the spice... dies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
KeyBoardWarrior2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing a story about Toys and the ways to put them away or else Mom will sell Andy's toys in a backyard sale.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
Biopic of Joseph, husband of Mary
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrasic Parking.
Two middle age dinosaurs drive around the super market lot arguing about which spot to take.
PhilpotBlevins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding A post apocalyptic story about the introduction of digital timepieces.
JohnGillnitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Conjuringing. Still a crappy horror movie that makes me want to watch Office Space.
lrlb125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A League of Their Owning - Feminism takes huge strides in the 21st century as all 30 Major League Baseball teams are bought by successful women.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck-It Ralphing: John C. Reilly totals his car during an onset of throwing up uncontrollably.
BigPoppa66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring- a movie about Mike Tysons journey on a worldwide tour.
Azureknight205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuiceing: The story of the seedy world of PED enhanced insect fighting.
dbzmah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers List-ing. Dude is just trying to sell his apartment before Hitler ruins the housing market with that pesky genocide.
coleman404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Djangoing. I don't know where she's going. You'll have to watch to find out.
diffyqgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The curse of the black pearling. Jack sparrow struggles to master knitting.
Heyitsgizmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Drive" it's about driving lol
DiscvrThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb & Dumbering
So stupid they messed up the title.
tang81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakening
A documentary about the use of sleep deprivation as a form of torture.
TehBlackNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stoning sounds like the Middle Eastern edition.
alphvader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - when min-maxing doesn't cut it for MMORPGers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Jonesing
She just needs her fix.
HotButterKnife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening - Trying to get away from a race of aliens that just won't stop hugging.
tennistargaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing
A trilogy about one man and the constant noise he faves.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking. A walk down Hollywood boulevard.
kiminoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of steeling - A man born poor, grow up to a famous fabricator of steel pipes.
Nomoreredditlurking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die, Harding.
America's sweetheart Nancy Kerrigan takes her revenge against the bitch who had her knee clubbed.
theincourup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking. A star travels for a while til it gets too tired Wait. Star Treking is already a song.
Rondog01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porkys-ing
grizzmanchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fox and the Hounding A young attractive female can't shake loose the annoying lad who is starving for her affection
WillowMyown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New Mooning, a heartgripping tale of young people unable to buy pants that fit.
Hentington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xmen: Days of Future Pasting - Wolverine contemplates how long it will take him to wallpaper his new flat
FrighteningPickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oliver Twisting
The story of a boy who robbs people by twisting their nipples.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Dies At The Ending
John dies.
octocure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thinging
Reckoninging
you get the idea
Devicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of The Ringing: A griping movie about a kid who is the best at ring and running.
Amieisrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barber Shopping: Man with overgrown fade seeks perfect pair of man and clippers.
fangbatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is better than most of the comedy bits for late night talk shows.
sup3rdr01d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any superhero movie that ends with -man. Now its about football.
Special_KC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dinosaur parking headaches in a flints tones style animated cartoon based in the Jurassic period...
Jurassic Parking Rated pg-13
Mic_Check_1_2_1_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...some people have a staring contest to determine the fate of the rebellion.
mancalaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This already happened during WWII, according to Monty Python:
https://youtu.be/8I3zCQzZx68?t=4m21s
LightDream18754 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting. Chef Gordon Ramsay yelling about bland food.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fasting and the Furious - A documentary on Mormons who go a full day without food and then try to get all 8 of their kids to soccer practice on time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eric the Viking
wait...
ultimatebob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming: Tom Cruise's new exercise video for getting six pack abs.
VLDT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotting-ing
A group of 20-somethings go out to see Trainspotting together near the end of Summer 1996. Most of them like it, but one goes on a tear about how films are glorifying drug use and other deviant behavior. Shut the fuck up Erin.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming. If the moon is made of cheese. Mars is made of sweet strawberry jam. NASA sets a mission to jar it all!
dumbfounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. Whoever blinks first DIES.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing, we're fight clubbing. We're whats happening.
bleezyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
xmagusx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfather: Part III NG
It is now the third Godfather movie instead of the second, and stars the cast of Next Generation.
Tradman86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling, pretty much the same plot.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying
Meh, you people write the description
Kiravii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Imitation Gaming - When backseat gaming take a whole new level.
abnormalsyndrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramparting
It's porn.
Jegr0b0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moon-ing. Now about flashing your arse
AxiomShell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M * A * S * H * ing - Andy Warhol's lost realtime documentary about Thanksgiving
spungie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking, The lack of a reverse gear.
MagnusPI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking
Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery are living in the same San Francisco nursing home, where they spend their days idly sitting in the rocking chairs on the front porch, reminiscing about their high school proms.
Ninjewx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting - A story of how Claus, a German bad-boy, keeps getting his car booted.
grizzmanchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There will be Blooding: A story of a young womans coming of age
linz_in_the_sky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moulin Rouging: A girl's quest to find the perfect shade of blush.
GroundFyter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Titanicing"
A breathtaking documentary where we follow extreme athletes as they propel themselves full force into solid blocks of ice....
JonnyLH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold-fingering - Use your imagination
dumbfounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Frenching Connection. Two lovers make out. With tongue.
DroolingPandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wolf of Wall Streeting: A movie about Wild E. Coyote running around New York and painting on walls creating tunnels of roads for unsuspecting drivers.
ShibaShoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing . A story of a down and out loser who finds that he has a gift for selling homes.
sup3rdr01d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
A group of people watching a documentary on the shining in a hotel...little do they know its about to come true
Aurora_Fatalis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking
across the universe, on the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
samuelk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Gone with the Winding: An epic romance telling the story of Scarlett O'Hara's love affair with an Atlanta watchmaker.
Batteries Not Includeding: A chinese rip-off of a less popular Steven Spielberg film.
Goldfingering: You don't want to know.
Jurassic Parking: Pixar film about dinosaurs, but they drive cars.
Mementoing: Scrapbooking Documentary
Ghosting: A Romance between two IT workers responsible for imaging computers at a large company.
Ming: Flash Gordon tracks down Ming the Merciless and puts him on trial for his crimes.
monkeyheadyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shininging: A group of people build a vast conspiracy to drive a friend insane in the exact way that Jack was in the shinning.
Psychegotical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting.
Evil stirs after a man gets tapped three times by the Queen.
wuzart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bicycle Thiefing, an anthropomorphic urban bicycle whose entrance to the neighborhood coincides with a sudden uptick in robberies. Coincidence?
kungfujohnjon1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Self-explanatory.
hectors_rectum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll do a Robin Williams themed one.
Flubbering
What dreams may coming
RV'ing
Death to smooching
The final cutting
Grimp0teuthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangeloving: or, how I learned to stop worrying and make love to the bomb
richardbrug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dopeing. The Armstrong story.
aitwannrakk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding - Epic civil war drama between a southern belle and a solenoid
highscoreboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging Its about shininging
nicksalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling. Two women go around singing Christmas songs.
thedracle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging:
Same movie, just adding the extra ing to make the viewers see it not as an unintentionally funny trainwreck, but as an epic comedy.
InSane_We_Trust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing - A man with no friends and insomnia meets a charismatic guy. Together they fight their way through the party scene of major cities.
ProjectMarcy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Days of Thundering-Thors autobiography
zombiewooof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting. People still don't know what that word means.
nokia_b0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Ringing" - A movie about a a goddamn telephone that won't stop ringing throughout the movie and they need to try and figure to stop it from ringing out your ears and becoming deaf.
F-A-T-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beautiful Minding - A story about an average man who tactfully and beautifully minded his own business at a disturbing time when society was falling apart and countries were at war.
tidtidder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
Some drug addicts write down the activity of trainspotters (in the - worst- toilets of scotland)
9erInLKN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformer-sing autobots vs decepticons duke it out pitch perfect style
hectors_rectum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing - The cast of Jersey shore joins fight club.
shemp33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddyshacking - a tale of golfers who are secretly hooking up off the course.
madroaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Hard: The tragic story of internet Viagra and the men who are too scared to see actual doctors.
dumbfounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cooling Hand Luke. Elsa's long lost twin brother comes to town in this Frozen sequel.
Navarath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superman vs Batmanning : A superstar QB gets bit by a rabid bat during a game and becomes a super villain. Only Superman can stop this mess.
gumby_twain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going, a documentary about incontinence
anonemuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging - because cars need to get some as well...
LogicalShrapnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - A new filmatization of "The hand that rocked the cradle" with Nicolas Cage as the nanny.
Magnusaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: De Niro and Pacino are trying to make soft-boiled eggs, making sure they don't get too much.
somebodyjones2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My SAVE file is now overflowing as a result of this thread.
VF-Atomos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snow Piercing
A korean guy cleaning up snow in front of his house stumpled into a secret war between tiny north/korean snowmen, fighting for the turf of the Korean peninsula.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking. A documentary about fucking. In movies.
MuckBubbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - a southern belle escapes the horrors of the Civil War by creating a fun font
plundrarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringings. Writer Dan Brown. About the secret Bell-ringing order ruled by Sauniรจre.
broderx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.Ting.
lasermole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing
Natdaprat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryaning - A team set out to save our greatest freedom from the evil nazi robots; the privilege to iron our clothes privately.
DeadParrot21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. 1 man's struggle with the thermostat
articuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waiting...ing
HadrasVorshoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrix Reloading: It's the Matrix Reloaded, except every few minutes in the background a greenscreen asset has to refresh itself as the file was downloaded incorrectly. The movie's otherwise the same.
The Matrix Revolving: You know the panning rotating shot during the Smith fight and a couple of other scenes? THAT. For the whole movie, centred on the main character of each scene. Guaranteed to make you extremely dizzy, especially nowadays with 3D cinemas.
Johnny-Rico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A controversial documentary produced by PETA in an effort to ban the harvest of baby seals.
rbarton812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing
Coming of age tale of Toucan Sam, Capt. Crunch and Frankenberry cruising the strip, trying to pick up chicks, despite their looks and personality quirks.
hutat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing, a sweet Midwestern girl attempts to raise money so she can go to college.
kowalskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermanning A movie by michael moore on a famous whistleblower
RomulusNJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, a group of girls get into an argument about where they want to party on Friday night.
schuschua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legally blonding - a world where people can't dye their hair, until one brave hairstylist change things
MrDeMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening
A drama starring Alien Queen and how her favourite son alienates from her and starts killing humans as a relief for his teen angst, while on a search for who he is.
ZephyrusWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering
pure_jibberish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matri Xing
A movie where a bustling restaurant owner puts a special pedestrian crossing for his Maitre d'
Jeroentjeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
Geordie Shore gone bad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing
American astronauts trying to decide how to make the perfect Thanksgiving turkey
IDCFFSGTFO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Snake Moaning- No significant difference.
F-A-T-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man of Steeling - A story about a man who is super good at stealing that he stole steel from the steel giant Andrew Carnegie and never got caught...until...
Inbredit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing
Professors crosswalk
heron27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing
A single mother is haunted by a creepy girl who keeps ringing her doorbell every 3AM. Turns out she needs to use her toilet to go back to the well where her mother killed her.
iankilledyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long have you been holding your urine?
"Seven days..."
amrasmin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lord of the ringing, a story about an old lonely chap that likes to ring strangers on the phone and say nasty shit. Also likes to make prank calls.
Bumbo_clot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger gaming, where small children play each other at Call of Duty and the winner gets 4 slices of bread to last the week
AsthmaticMechanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding
One man's struggle to repair a damaged cassette tape.
GGritzley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing
A protest movie against dance bars and the correct spelling of the associated verb.
knightofmink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kicking and Screaming - a movie abo.. wait shit
Billyjackal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need For Speeding. The story of Paul Walker speeding.
TheYearOfThe_Rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have thought that it's a story of Roger, the only cop of the Traffic section of an unnamed PD of a midwestern metropolis, who has an abysmal record, and now as his performance review is approaching, something needs to be done and FAST.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandlotting: Digging out a section of land and replacing it with sand...
dumbfounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinging Kong. Playing checkers with the beast.
oopewan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing. Actually a documentary about a clinically depressed military vet coping with ptsd who needs to turn the volume all the way up on everything he watches and listens to which in turn only makes his condition that much worse.
ackhuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waitinging: A documentary about watching Waiting.
WangusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging The story of a young stutterer from Southie
Muffinmurdurer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside-Outing: A girl has voices in her head that tell her to go outside for once.
xmagusx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TitanIcing
The story of how Zeus and the Olympians overthrew Cronus using frosting.
Eagle671 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawking Down-A movie about a black Stephen Hawking falling down stairs
FunstuffQC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
The wind has come for revenge. Or a gay flick. Either or
Eskimospy31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdomeing, the tale of one man just waiting for a person to talk about a Thunderdome just so he can say, "Can't we get beyond Thunderdome?"
ludocris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - 100s of SUVs attempt to park in compact spots. Part 2 Lost Lot.
schuschua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ameling - the story of the dutch soprano, Elly Ameling
wgszpieg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning
A fine gentleman gives some unruly scamps a right seeing to
Elgin_McQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A documentary on how crappy old people get at parking their cars.
buffalo_sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: 2 hours of Fred Flintstone attempting to parallel park in his foot-powered, steamroller-wheeled car before giving up and paying to park in a garage.
akcrono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart, mall coping.
He's lost his wife and shopping is the way he can handle the pain. His credit is eroding, until someone unexpected enters his life.
ChaosExstructa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Gritting: One man's epic battle against icy roads.
avaacf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers listing
Laereht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening'ing - People start killing themselves in random ways...the twist?
It's because they saw The Happening! Now they are all insane!
KORE4N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P.S. I love youing.
KronikTheHempHog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American history xing, the untold story of immigration
bspringer1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Speeding" an action movie starring Liam Neeson, where Liam chases down the person who kidnaps his car.
reefis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concussioning: Concussion Harder
neorapsta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing(Crossing)
Don Resetti returns from 3 years in prison and tries to convince his younger brother not to follow a life of racism and violence.
beautydeficient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh my
grizzmanchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lawn Mower Maning. In his off season Peyton Manning runs his own yard work company
International_Cow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - a CGI thriller about Fred Flintstone and his attempts at parallel parking.
schuschua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the looping - a movie about roller coasters
xmagusx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RockYing
The prequel of RollYang.
Benji0099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding - He stole their millions and now they're looking for him.
DizKord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
Agent 007 goes on a quest to become the world's greatest parachute instructor.
Siriacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
Nicholas Flamel is half-buried in the ground and pelted with his own Stones for practicing witchcraft, while a young boy wizard and his friends look on in horror.
TheBigBadOgre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing Use your imagination. Or it could be about an underrated flautist trying to make it in a percussionists world
Problematiqu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow : Enter The Fisting
I don't need nor want to try to explain the plot.
MusicMagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.. dudes go out to a gay bar and get in fights. Best I could do < 10 seconds.
KeefChief909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winters Boning - "Honey it's so cold out. Come back to bed and warm me up..."
zytz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding... a young boy devotes years of his childhood turning the key on his wind-up toy car before releasing it... legend says the little toy car travels the world to this very day.
Un_God ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating
Same thing really.
LaughingVergil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting Ing Good Will, one of Robin Hood's men, is hunting the evil Earl Ing)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knight Rising- a rehash of Batman Begins
huskyhk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, parking in Jurassic style.
bcarlson9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moonlighting Kingdom. The story of a medieval kingdom where everyone is forced to work a second job in the evenings.
reflected_shadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding
Fishing Trip about 'the one that got away'
wwodb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rushing - James Hunt is late.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best thread I've seen in a long time. Well done guys!
vampyre707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing. A movie about a retired lumberjack continuing to cut down trees in his spare time
studioe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lego Moving - A moving about putting Legos away so they don't get stepped on.
GrowYourOwnWeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fathering the Bride - A story neither the groom nor the bride will ever forget.
Maybe_Im_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking. Sean Penn milks a cow.
flocke815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing - Brad Pitt travelling around the world making sarcastic come backs to everyone
flesh_tearers_tear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Manning - A young Spider is forever changed when a radioactive QB bites him...
jamiedimonspocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yojimboing! - A crafty trampoline artist comes to a town divided by two criminal gangs and decides to play them against each other to free the town
Elloco421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Lord of the Ringing"
-One jingle-bell to rule them all
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Snipering
Same thing, I guess.
BlazzedTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Benjamin Buttoning - a really short film about an old guy that looks like a baby having trouble Buttoning his shirt.
ShepardCommandActual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing.
Harry is tasked with downsizing the ministry of magic's muggle relations office.
bucky_8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing - a documentary style film about train crossings and how they've changed historically.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conaning. Verb: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking - 65 million years to park the damn car
scamper84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch perfecting The story of one groundman's attempt to create the ideal football pitch. or How one man learns to throw the perfect curveball..
PrincessOfZephyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - Rosebud was his baton
naltsta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumping jack flashing
The story of the excerise class at the nudist camp.
ForgetfulFolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eye for an Eying: A must watch.
Sublime99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
trainspottinging
Yes, I love that movie but its now about spotting of trains of spotting
5xum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raging Bullying - a gritty black and white drama about the plague of bullying and one teacher's desperate attempts to stop it.
Wulfenbach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flashing Gordon, the quest to bring a libido back to a tired, grumpy old man in the park.
GoldHo-oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing, About a car accident and the lawsuit that follows.
GGritzley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring
A story about, well, a herring.
F-A-T-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Butterfly Effecting - Watch how the butterflies effect their surrounding when they flap...10000 miles away from them.
Perfect Storming - Part 2 of the Butterfly Effecting - How a few men storms out into the ocean perfectly and gets caught up at the wrong end of the effect of the Butterfly flapping.
TheMostIndieHipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Maning - Peyton joins the Avengers
BrushGoodDar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The King and Iing- A young prince finds a mysterious egg in the middle of the forest. Will the egg help him fulfill his destiny or destroy the world he has sworn to protect?
Jhasso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning: It hasn't quite... started, but its... almost... started.
Problematiqu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babadooking
An entire movie from the perspective of an infant. Three hour run time. In Imax 3D.
Fuckyourmanticore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
ChaosExstructa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the ending: A film about a guy who overcomes his compulsion to give away spoilers.
DizKord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
Chicago, 1921. The story of betrayal in the Italian mafia.
KJ6BWB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Princess Brideing -- the story of modern day ISIS and wife assignments.
Lulu and Stitching -- the story of a new Dr. Lulu Frankenstein.
Star Wars: A New Hoping -- I hope ep7 is better then ep1.
ToasterMeltdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Downing - David Cameron finally gets his butt booted out of office.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trolling 2 - 2edgy4u
PachinkoGear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Django Unchaineding
Still have no clue
llama_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philadelphiaing
The Gang Get's a Movie Deal
themikeyyv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storying
A middle schooler tries desperately to make a diorama for his English class to save his average.
ShesWideOpen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing A documentary on the devastating effects of chronic exposure to events which yield whiplash.
OR
A movie about cruel punishment of a drummer boy who didn't listen.
SimplyUnhinged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
xmagusx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FarGoing
A documentary about Forrest Gump running.
JesteroftheApocalyps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Juicing---the story of some black kids working ant Orange Julius at the mall.
5xum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - a sprawling 5 hour epic about the carolingian empire.
Beerkeg92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing
Banned everywhere...
Special_KC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-men: days of future pasting
A movie set in the 90's about a group of gifted journalists that time travel 20 years into the future, and learn the futuristic shortcuts of their trade.
sydneysomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - a documentary on the melting polar ice caps narrated by Chris Hemsworth.
John_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning
The story of a quarterback - who becomes so much more in this nearly-true almost-mockumentary of a Quarterback turned superhero.
Yooperutahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star War Sing - Sing-a-long tunes from long long ago in a galaxy far far away...
Zoolew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: Edward Norton and Brad Pitt try to escape their repetitive lives working in corporate America by checking out the local night club scene, only to get in a tussle with a group of guidos.
BodyIsAbottleneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting : The story of minorities reporting to their oppressive bosses every day at work. :(
Vizard_Ichigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrowlanding
A boy's first vacation, trying to survive the 24 hour flight while there is a baby crying all the time. The boy realises when the plane almost arrives he was looking forward to something this horrible, he wishes the baby dead. The plane crashes and kills everyone, instant karma.
sduncan1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Franking The epic tale of an office apprentice.
Metal-Phoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing. It's now a porno
reallynormal_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing - the story of a pineapple in rehab.
popcase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking Harvey fights for the right of gay cows to be openly milked in public.
GGritzley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombing
The doctors earlier days in Dresden around 1945.
InextinctusXBL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Grinching.
A green monster violently murders the inhabitants of Whoville.
SkoozG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heat - Heating, a documentary about wood stoves.
tf2fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging.
Same movie, just with a bit more lens flare.
souldecay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - Many average Americans beaten with a long stick, and it hurts like heck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning: Old school master whacking citizens left anf right with his cane.
TheF0CTOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
I have no idea what it's about
raldi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing! -- the ultimate mockery competition.
grizzmanchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireing: Hogwarts has hit a financial crisis and is down sizing. Teachers anxiously await their fate as the names pop out of the Goblet of Fireing
JMJonesCymru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging; a new meaning to being "stuck here in the middle with you"
jube18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my caring?
About a guy who gives just doesn't care.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
star treking
santac311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - just a bunch of people mooning unsuspecting pedestrians
Electronisse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The naked gunning - The story of a nudist group of friends trying to join the US military.
Travisgm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The foresting, a man fights to stop a company from taking out a portion of the rain forest
VolvoKoloradikal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hunger Gaming. The hit new series on how, why, and who is making you hungry.
The Dark Knighting. Inside scoop on her majorities rather unscrupulous dealings.
The Third Manning. A personal look at Cooper.
The Hunting. A duck hunter...becomes the hunted.
Into the Wilding. Side story, GoT.
Jurassic Parking. An old parking lot is younger than it seems.
MrHaddad1213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking.
well
staticsnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding.
A woman with a wind-up key relentlessly tries to wind up everything she can in her plantation house. Eventually she realizes she has only loved her wind-up box the most, the one she got the key from, but it chooses to leave her anyways because she never chose to wind it up.
davewilsonmarch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil's Backboning - Look who's back. And look what he's doing.
kyoorius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking: the story of a gay dairy farmer's search for acceptance.
tnethacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing... It's all about that special yawning
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking 2 - If you thought taking 1 was bad, now Liam Neeson needs to take a no. 2!
5xum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurrasic Parking
Sunuvamonkeyfiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering: A documentary about storms in the Gulf of Mexico.
slonimsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cape fearing. Now it's about being afraid of capes.
Bitsik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - the story of a dutch fish.
LIMWZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got Mailing - spam
McDermit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - After their latest heist, a group of bank robbers hikes into a remote cabin in the woods to lay low for awhile, only to be forced to try and fix the broken heater
davekely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering. Just Harry doing stuff around the house.
Jhasso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O Brother Where Art Thouing?
The story of a sibling searching for his long lost brother who has a penchant for little used pronouns.
KBALLZZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half Baking: the movie about a young paraplegic culinary student.
Alarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
A student has a special talent for arrays, and joins his high school math league.
dublinirish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Jobbing - The Life and Wrestling times of Steve Blackman
DizKord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing
A 4 hour documentary about an ancient, painful oral sex technique.
markotsay7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a documentary about the feelings of homosexuals whose orientations were revealed against their wills
AlecTackett117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About Timing.
Loopers plot.
Trickyryan88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A middle aged man goes to the brothel.
ohdiegocosta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.
Either they all get really high or really impaled by stones. Or both.
Hippy_Pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding - The story of a judge and all his misspelt worries
connorbagogals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing - a movie about a telemarketing manager
Problematiqu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Kid in King Arthur's Courting
I took it too far.
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
Story of a hacker who finds life unfullfilling and so begins popping pills and hooking, but only during the 5th month of every year.
BikebutnotBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddyshacking
Introspective look into the lives of the men who watch the men whack their balls into a bunch of holes
souldecay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MASHing - cooked potatoes getting peeled and smashed by angry military surgeons
ibangedjanisjoplin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Rushing' , story of a sperm's long and hurried journey.
kickflipper1087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - After an epic race, the Queen knights Usain Bolt.
tehweave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking.
See, now it's grammatically correct.
etherag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - One member of the covert homosexual new world order is outed publicly. All signs point to... an inside outing.
JuanTheBeaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling: A superhero who just wants to steal things
theycallmedecaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man-ing Eli in attempt to surpass his older brother in their fathers eyes takes to the New York sky as the new spider man.
iankilledyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dante's Peaking.
Movie about an Italian that slipped some LSD and tries to convince the whole town that a volcano is about to erupt.
b4xt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil's Backboning. The devil runs around with a boning knife cutting spines out of orphaned boys.
rghemm01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winters Boneing: With the furnace broken, Jennifer Lawrence must have sex to stay alive through winter.
OstrichesAreCool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is unecpectedly hilarious.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing
Liam Neeson dispenses with the pleasantries and demands to be served his entree first.
Friday's will never be the same.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fist of Furying - R rated
Crusher1968 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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NimbleWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cape Fearing - A fashion designer's worst nightmare comes true.
mattrydell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and the Furious - A young woman needs blood work so she fasts the day before then commits murder in her community because she's hangry. Most memorable quote in the movie: "you won't like me when I'm hangry."
crew1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revenant-ing: 1. Surviving the shit out of a long walk in a blisteringly cold winter. 2. Winning an Oscar.
scratchfury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crying Gaming... That "girl" you met on Xbox Live is totally a dude.
come_with_raz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
Harry converts a powerful Islamic wizard to Christianity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: Watch M. Night Shyamalan's descent into madness as he just tosses out any old garbage for a paycheck.
MrBattleRabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging.
It's about people who don't understand progressive verbs.
mortalkomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping, a story of two men trying to one up each other every step of the way.
KeriEatsSouls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringingโฆa horror story out of Japan about a deadly case of tinnitus. If you watch this creepy movie with headphones on you get awful tinnitus which eventually leads you to commit suicide (unless you show the video to someone else and pass the curse along).
ar423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ghostbustersing
Sr71miller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting: A documentary on the mating patterns of Cuckoo birds.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Manning
markotsay7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strangers on a Training - two men who work for the same company meet while attending an orientation session
carfries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - The struggle of one man trying to dry his laundry
de-baron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy's Homing
How some kids got rid of their father by shooting him out of a cannon.
ThePoorNeedChange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing - A logger's documentary
wise_comment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back Door Sluts Four-ing
Easy girls slipping out of work early to golf
BikebutnotBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zoolandering
A hapless astronaut asks his country why he's now on the moon.... with a lion.
Quadrapangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
avatar the last airbendering- a terrible movie but worse grammar than the original.
cptatsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Gladiatoring : same plot of the original one i guess
toomuchsweg2handle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking- Jim Carrey goes around painting houses with his special masking tape.
Sajizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars --- Documentary about the very best of competitive Staring Contest competitors.
The_Dipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringsing - An epic tale of good and evil and a quest to destroy a bell. "Keep the bell ringsing precious! Ring it again! Gollum! Gollum!"
leicasnicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A space, 65 million years in the making.
Danosaur421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch perfecting. The story of a failed female acapella group that undergoes dramatic sex changes and tries out for the MLB
thecolonelofk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengersing
NuDru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A documentary on the creation of the worlds first parking lot ร la Fred Flintstone.
rath16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Armageddoning
Teenagers going arks town smashing mailboxes and chucking eggs until their arms hurt.
ashuk203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. He's tried them all, but only one existing can give him that same rush.
blackthirteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hunger gaming--a guy tries to make tons of money by buying corn futures and inflating demand by destroying corn crops with a genetically created disease.
zeptimius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snow Whiting - one man's search for the elusive Scandinavian subspecies of a fish.
platyviolence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A movie about old people learning how to drive for the first time.
AWalkingDisaster97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. It is really hard to find a spot in prehistoric times
datewithikeaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howard the Ducking. The true story of a tall guy named Howard.
voigtster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barber Shopping. It's 6pm and he needs milk.
Faygoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging :D
sketch6086 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting 5: guys who drive fast cars while not eating for a while. :3
downtuning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - a time traveling story about a pocket watch that when wound causes the past to change
geekisafunnyword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Momma's Housing - Martin Lawrence tries to prevent getting evicted by pretending to be an old lady.
nameproblem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: The story of a child trying to finish his homework, but his pencil tip keeps breaking
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eraserheading: A Soccer striker tries to make it in the premier-league with his malformed 50p head.
Rusted-Axe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dark Knighting" Tyler Perry stars as Sir Mix-a-Lot
fantasyfootballthrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A lonely, unsophisticated man tries to make the best of things and treats himself to a fancy Seamless dinner in his apartment.
Also known as: The Story of Me
lgarvo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - An indoor road movie.
BikebutnotBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aladdining
A common hoodlum gets enough money to eat at the local french cafe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking
Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayzee are members of a debate team, and they have to learn to work and tolerate each other before they can win the big national competition. Introducing Gary Busey as the school principal.
-TheCabbageMerchant- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting. The inspirational story of Patrick Swayze trying to help Whoopi Goldberg climb the CSGO leaderboards.
anonemuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dantes peaking - a man named dante struggles with a rare illness as doctors work together to find out what is causing him to peak through every window he sees.
NeimTheVillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH GOLD IS BEING GIVEN
smkythefrignbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's listing. Oskar only posted a help wanted ad, what he got was so much more.
chriszichrisz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboeing - A Boeing gone wild and ramming everything in its way
Nahomatic11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - a tale of a man with nothing left to lose... except for candles.
markotsay7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Osmosis Jonesing - the story of a molecule that REALLY wants to move somewhere else
The_Nitram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging - One girl, one dress, one mission.
w00t57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning. One mans quest to beat the arcades top score on Time Crisis 3.
TunaThePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking: Life on the fairy farm
Damien__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
plokijuhujiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing
Angry guy is on a mission to destroy his credit
also_SFW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a docudrama on a conservative mayor's attempt to prevent disco clubs from ruining his family friendly town.
Raggamuppet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing....a tale of one man's journey to become the world's best triangle player.
sanias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running Manning
Hafgezz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - a story of a wizard who had recently lost his broomstick learning to casually walk about the streets of Hogsmeade
lonesome_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering.
Conception of Jesus.
shiraz2go ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swatting - A thrilling tale of a mosquito trying to save the lives of his family
flynnsanity3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sourcer's Stoning- Be enthralled by the tale of medieval British boy Harry Potter as he participates in a communal stoning of a guy accused of sorcery.
jar5025 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manning on Fire - Peyton's trip to the Super Bowl.
Sapperdoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boondock Saint sing - 2 Irish brothers get fed up with the lack of good singers and start a duet
willylicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning The story of some fedora wearing neckbeards creating some My Little Pony rule 34 fan fiction.
ramjam6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging People can only throw up one day out of the year. If you come to this movie on a full stomach, you will definitely leave on an empty one.
mweatherall988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking
One family's hilarious adventures in an amazonian hotel.
jdk540 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - a pseudo horror movie about an unexplained compulsive masturbation epidemic that is taking lives across the nation (directed by M Knight Shayamalan)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bourne Identiting? The Bourneing ?? eh
Tiny_Dragons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming
2 hours of people just yelling into the void
rptd333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. The most awaited crossover where Clark Kent takes on Cyclops.
downtuning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - a story about a Comcast customer who gets so aggravated with their billing department he plots to murder them all
allute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing...
nerds. Nerds. Nerds! NERDS! NERDS!! NERDS!!!
scottswan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predatoring. Starring Jared Fogle.
MrsVolkor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Camping
Our Lord and Saviour thought he had it all; the girl, the disciples, the miracles. But this summer, he will discover that life isn't so heavenly! Watch and laugh as Bethlehem's favourite Son takes a trip to summer camp!
corner-case ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing
During a road trip, the characters get stuck at a crosswalk, watching various American Historical figures cross the road.
Hyphenpls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking - Shrek is a 23 year old man who films himself with green painted face screaming at children and throwing onions at donkeys.
Dadyo238 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking - Jack Black teaches a craftsmanship class; he gets into trouble when others realize that he hasn't been teaching them how to build regular chairs, but rocking chairs.
TriumphantTumbleweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A father on house arrest promised his kids he would take them camping, and oh boy does he!
Mcgomez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
30 Days of Nighting. King Author's search to fill the round table.
Alloranx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tombstoning: An alternate history revolving around Wyatt Earp's discovery of a strange plant behind the OK Corral.
PMme10dolarSteamCard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing. A little man and an old man set out on a long journey to stop all the damn ringing around their quiet homes
thedancinghamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Maning. Its a drama about Peyton Manning turning himself into a cyborg
toresbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seventh Sealing. A gorgeously shot but glacially paced story of a carpenter coming to terms with being overworked.
JXFX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Hard. Exactly what it sounds like.
nevertired_of_boring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight Storing - a tragic story of running a warehouse in a gay suburb.
TrixRidiculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing, a crosswalk that is also a tour of the entire history of the United States.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming -- A guy from Belgrade wanders around with a GoPro.
winter_snow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Young dinosaur drivers learn the safety implications of proper parking as one little T-rex tackles her most dreaded fear; parallel parking with no back up camera.
mickeymouthface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Or how I lost my t Rex in lot B4.
zoot1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Gifting
All about holidays and a family's struggle on buying Christmas gifts on Black friday.
fukd_n_bombd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three Men and a Little Ladying: Tom Selleck is sexy as fuck even in drag.
SayWoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking
One man clicking ALL the buttons.
sduncan1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open Seasoning
A housewifes struggle with closing the lid on the Basil.
TroopDaCoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowskiing. The Dude and Walter take a trip to colorado....
Vufur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot shooting, remember that couch ?
DanGabriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Ron Weasley meets an untimely and gruesome end when he decides to vacation in Syria.
iaccidentlytheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping. A documentary about the physiological and psychological effects of a crystal meth addiction
Tsaiw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penis forming
Oh no wait
Frikoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter The Fisting. Something sexual of course.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Lego Moving.
It's actually The Lego Movie, but witn only a single piece of lego.
PooFlingaDelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
No more will B****** ***** be over charged for her mobile data
cptwinklestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing- one man's struggle to stop going clubbing because of the awful decisions he makes while there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Road Tripping. Exact same plot but everyone is tripping on acid. So probably same exact plot.
Noxrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
juicing tupac gets real with the new diet fad
challahbak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best post ever.
dun10p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hellboying - a demon with a spring tail bounces around saving the world from the apocalypse.
'Finally a movie with tension..and compression' -Reggie
Elliotave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling
A group of zombies coworkers decide to start carpooling.
Throat_Butter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting
One mans quest to fix his TV.
JdsDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. It sounds like some sort of dance, or something else... ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
PM_ME_Amazon_Codes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Children of the Corning - About kids pickling meats
NahNotOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing.
And still, nobody has a clue what it is about at all.
firemanxxxphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Powdering...it explains how he is so white.
deimachy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAS*Hing: the story of one army chef trying desperately to prepare potatoes for his entire unit.
campy86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakening. Rey is very rudely aroused from sleep.
PM_ME_Amazon_Codes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Snake Moaning - Obviously about black snakes getting fucked.
mooncrystals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing: A truly confusing story filled with daze
Lowkeypeepee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing An uprising has started against edm club goers.
rytis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revananting
Leonardo DiCaprio keeps waking up in a bear's den each morning, pissing off mama bear. Hilarity ensues.
_silent_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..the force awakenings..having been left catatonic, a new franchise offers the prospect of reviving star wars fans
theycallmedecaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friday Night Lighting a documentary about the struggle of a small Texas town to purchase new lights for the football field and how it led to the rise of prostitution in Texas.
Gokuzaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours, mining, and ours
Lovers create a mine field
libbyration ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Boy and his Dogging
Title says it all...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning --- Set in Saudi Arabia, and a documentary. Though still about a man in the newspaper business, ironically.
rkersten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lion Kinging - Simba plays checkers
DaRudeabides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Planet of the Apesing - musical shenanigans from our ape overlords in a futuristic, post apocalyptic Earth.
LickItAndSpreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those that watch "The Happening" to commit suicide. Sorry, it's not a plague, just normal behavior in response to that movie.
TheTechGuy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lot's of Golding Here: Story of A reddit hero.
the_lasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A story of an introvert that really wants to go outdoors but decides to stay inside instead.
Im_ThePope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
End of Watching- Middle aged pedophile vows to never watch children anymore
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Housing. A typical real estate show. Agent mocking his buyers or sellers but finally selling a property.
The Last Boyscouting. A spinout about Joe's Hallenback childhood.
Narcosing a musical.
TheBigBadOgre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing: Tom Hanks makes a wish and learns some valuable lessons about life and not assuming it's easy to catch a whopper.
DaddiesTomatoKetchup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a prison field trip
wordless_thinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing
A baker goes on a personal mission to create the grandest cake topping known to man.
FZ1K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wrong turning" Where everyone keeps skipping each other's turn in monopoly
theycallmedecaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MASHing a Korean War propaganda film
SitDownWhenUPee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fasting and the furious - A film about people who stop eating and those who get very upset with their decision.
aon_m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing - a Gordon Ramsey production.
Imronideutch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shindlers Listing" a movie about an eager Manhattan real estate agent named Oskar who is trying to sell million dollar apartments during the recession.
feverweaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing- a dangerous craze overwhelms the nation and woodchipper stocks soar.
wickedsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robot Overlord Sing is aout an alien robot that comes to earth with hopes of competing in American Idol only to find out it has been cancelled.
axv136 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring - the curious tale of a man falling in love with a can of fish
starring Daniel Day Lewis and a can of fish
PhotonSharpedo54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning
WyrmLock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Galaxy Questing - Basically the same movie but from the aliens' perspective.
cjjb95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter & the Philosophers Stoning......
that get's dark
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting A dark descent into the cutthroat world of culinary seasoning
PM_ME_Amazon_Codes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on Firing - Denzel Washington goes around town acting like Donald Trump.
Maxum911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking, Robin Williams furiously masturbates for an hour and a half.. all hidden through subtle lighting
kynamies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing: basically the same as the original.
Blackbart_1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about bobing!
A group of Jamaican men attempt for gold in the Winter Olympics......"Nuff people say they know they canโt believe Jamaica we have a bobsled team."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty Chitty Bangbanging. A porno on a flying car.
TheLastRednecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking--- Jason Statham lands his dream job as a toy maker, but he realizes he is much more, he finds out every time he cranks a toy up, it comes to life. It comes to life only to bring death!
Crank II: High Volting(Vaulting)--- A young Jason Statham in high school is on the one of the states best track team. He is the top pole vaulter on the team (also the only one) but his ways are unconventional and he is terrible. To win state he must improve his skills with the help of his friends and his coach Rick James to win the state title in a showdown versus Napoleon Dynamite's team and also win the girl (Rosie O'Donnell)
MasterCJM2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - Just a guy sitting around, really wanting go on an adventure
volatile_dream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple expressing: 2 hours of a pineapple sitting on a chair expressing it's life story
Blowing: Johnny Depp is a kingpin of blowjob porn
TrixRidiculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing, the story of a crosswalk that is also a tour of the entire history of the Unites States.
DaRudeabides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nesting - Sir David Attenborough can make anything interesting.
sentient_salami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - a posh girl breaks free from her family background on a voyage across the ocean and discovers the secret to baking the perfect cake.
iamirishpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning: The Life and Times of Giants Great Eli Manning.
Junreii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
Trollaboratory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana jonesing. Retired adventurer struggles with heroin addiction.
mooncrystals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - A self explanatory movie starring Johnny Depp
NaturesMother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking Dinosaurs showing humans how to park within the lines because I canT get in my car when you park tWO INCHES Away from me.
DeezNutznJelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking Triple A movie with a misspelled title consisted with 4 hours of unbearable high pitch noises.
nostalgya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Where the Red Fern Growsing - A National Geographic documentary on the Red Fern, narrated by Gollum.
The Land Before Timing - Inappropriately timed jokes about dinosaur mothers' deaths.
sduncan1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Watering
Jennifer Connellys struggles to keep her plants maintained during a power cut.
The_Rodigan_Scorcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Paning - the story of one man's quest to never give up his job as a glazier.
AManHasSpoken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guardians Of(f)ing the Galaxy
When you've decided that the galaxy just isn't worth saving anymore.
BarneyHarris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing. Doesnt sound so good
StarStealingScholar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark comedy story of an army veteran whose miserable life turns around when he finds new satisfaction and meaningful, yet twisted relationships with his new job at a global collections agency that works for assasins and mercenaries whose customers come up with more and more elaborate schemes to get out of providing adequate compensation. This summer Will Smith, Bruce Willis and Rowan Atkinson... go Kill Billing.
pyroguy174 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Armageddoning"
Bunch on people ride an asteroid to earth
metaknight95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shawshank Redemptioning - The rest of the gang sneaks out of the prison
imahumancaptcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inc-ing.
I prefer not to talk about this one.
inspiredconfidence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Higher learninging
When you're forced to go to night school to pick up grammar skills because you had mad other skills in school.
Anticipator1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Die Harding" ... a plot to assassinate the 29th President of the United States, Warren G. Harding, before he dies of natural causes.
libbyration ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting
A day in the life of people who slip through barriers without paying
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. The queen of England knights Idris Elba... at night... with the lights off.
stabletimeloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Ageing (documentary) a team of scientists study icebergs and glaciers to determine how old they are
blubloodedrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing- A documentary about a tribe that measures beauty based on the scar on your face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm late in the game but...
Jack and Jilling. The epic tale of a twin brother and sister, one of which is constantly trying not to cum.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
the most famous drag queen in the world still has to face her parents
CaughtHalfMast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding
A man loses himself in his vast collection of wind-up figurines.
Nemanjaone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering.
A man name Harry attempts to Potter.
UsernamePosting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About Tim(e)ing. It's a movie about being punctual (or not).
Oscienziato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing a tale inside John Travolta's head
ghostlandwonderland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing - a documentary on delayed flights and how much time we waste sitting in airports.
ballisticturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Forest Gumping. I guess he just daces the entire time.
Pootanged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The God Fathering: A brutal tale of how youth should be brought up.
The_Rodigan_Scorcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brother Bearing - A heartening tale of one sibling's desire to expose himself.
5xum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The constant gardnering, a comedy about a man driven mad by his neighbor obsession with creating the perfect garden.
doofy_tv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeadPooling - This lane is reserved for... the dead! - 8 ball, corner graveyard!
ponpal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howl's Moving Castling - About a chess player and his signature move, which is so beautiful it makes you weep.
edibui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction
A gruesome exposรฉ on production methods of modern juice industry.
foo_fighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Hard.
The true story of the old Pope that dies during intercourse.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning: a morbid tale of the stoning of a wizard.
baltz34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - A documentary about the life of someone affected by stuttering
McSpankyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
Just two and a half hours of blind men trying to literally trying to seek knighthood
NeatHedgehog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mars Attack Sing!
Martian pop stars challenge Earth's best singers to an American Idol styled competition for ownership of the planet.
ShredStacey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Clockwork Oranging - A watchmakers' life's work is utterly destroyed by Orange-throwing punters. Or vengeful sentient Oranges.
dj_kicksled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking - trainspotting gone wrong
Blars108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horning
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potting, a boy who must pot his plants before winter arrives, to rescue his family from starving to death.
ikec987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - The life and death of an Electrician
maracusdesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilighting
It's mooning with an exposed asshole.
gmtarkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging--follow the whacky adventures of Ice Cube, Ice T, and Vanilla Ice when they are put in charge of a retirement home
BlazedIron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking. A documentary on mechanical pencils.
ChiMaster9098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hancocking
Need to put a 'd' in there for good measure.
Jagerboi11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding - a tale of group of American soldiers who travel round Germany to father illegitimate children.
sentient_salami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - television employees meet and discuss potential partnerships to create programs to boost viewership.
33purplerose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting-finally a not so good feeling movie about baseball pitchers that suck and still can't throw a strike.
Branch3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
He spends the day seeking retribution from all those who have wronged him, that's right Principal Rooney....
redpiano82991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fight Clubbing" a documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman about the horrors of seal clubbing. It's time to talk about it.
zeptimius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing - an up-and-coming John Travolta stars as a car mechanic in one of the most boring corporate instructional videos ever made.
WhatISaidB4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing
Conan O'Brien tells a joke so bad the world decends into a nuclear armageddon.
owlflowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking. Just hitting random buttons on your computer.
forgotmylastuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
White h
ChiefBigGay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foresting Gump. It's about a slightly retarded Vietnam vet coming home from the war and working the rest of his life cutting down and replanting trees for a living. All of which he name Jenny.
voigtster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. Wearing raincoats in the shower.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking.
Now R rated!
PolandPole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Footloosing
Movie about a doctor reattaching a loose foot
skurpi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing - Ironically has the same plot as Grease
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming 1 Screaming 2 Screaming 3 Screaming 4
Holy FK they made 4 films about people screaming?
test_beta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Requiem for a Dreaming: The destruction of Australian Aboriginal culture
Kess000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: coming-of-age movie about the average shy high-schooler trying and not really succeeding on the never-end quest to muster courage to talk to crush. stare Intensifies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing
It's about a woodshop
DrMaxCoytus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swatting - Colin Farrell is out for revenge on his ex-cop partner. But can he survive the swamps of Louisiana without his Deep Woods Off?
Imnottheassman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding -- The Definitive German Documentary on America's 29th President
54Piscium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
"I'm gonna be a role model he can't refuse..."
zfancy5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing.
Same premise as The Ring, except the phone just rings...and rings.
2Fly4aFatGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning - a T.V. Show for firearms enthusiasts
RWSchosen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Greying.
An aging man tries to decide whether or not he should go with the distinguished salt and pepper look or attempt to use hair dye.
Ernj_Pernj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing
One man's quest to find long-term homes for animals.
Rawrawrotters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning. A little more or less magical than the default.
AngloBeaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parallel parking your Dinosaur
PolandPole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogsing
jonday555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing. Now just a documentary about various animal habitats.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengersing:
The all-star operatic retelling of the Avengers' adventures.
corner-case ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting
Stranded at the bottom of the ocean, this submarine crew's only hope is to successfully dual-boot XP and CentOS... On a Mid-2010 MacBook Pro.
griff2621 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - Harry just makes magical pots.
Kilmar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing - Superman finally realizes that phone booths are see-thru.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing - Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio go on vacation together in the tropics.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Rings - The fellowship of the ringing
Everyone in Middle Earth is united to return Saromuns constant ringing mobile phone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
Just Urban Dictionary - Gumping.
AdoptedMancunian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowskiing. The Dude buys a humble chalet in Austria for the prime snow, but finds that it is has been urinated upon and is now yellow.
needsarandomnamebtn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S.W.A.Ting
Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell take down notorious YouTube and twitch.tv stars.
chriszichrisz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - An udderly bad movie about cows
POI_Harold-Finch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
A black comedy where joker, Kevin Hart, is killing everyone with knife.
TheOnlyTrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Balling. The story of the first space basketball league
sentient_salami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Frankensteining - in which parts of multiple movies are combined to create a confused, but lively story.
Castingman148 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silver linings play booking. Jennifer Lawrence stars as a young community theatre owner who struggles to get any shows scheduled at her theatre.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Greying. Nursing home BDSM. What nightmares are made of.
RomanticPanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spawning - Someone gives birth to satans
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A documentary showing old people, their life stories and their struggles parking their cars in a world that doesn't have 30 minutes to waste waiting for an old geezer to parallel park after 200 maneuvers
petergiovanni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pelican Briefing -" Bird Lovers gather at the national bird watchers convention biography "
PolandPole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling
Hour and a half of Christmas carols performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider
nick09490 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snaking on the Plane... The lastest viral trend gone wrong endangering a whole aircraft.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sister Acting--- The movie doesn't change- she still pretends to be a nun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gone with the winding" -documentary of the worldwide demise of VHS.
india_h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing โย Confessions of a Shopaholic 2
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight Men Outing: Starring Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Zach Efron, Vin Deisel, Taylor Lautner, Wentworth Millar, Chris Pine and Elijah Wood.
Herecomestheblades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
JCole111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravehearting: A film about one man's journey to fight the English occupation of his home country with love and peaceful protest.
DangerousSnapDragons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping -the sad behind the scene look at the true terrors of drugs and the effects on an old man.
bitterjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ETING: the true life story of a dyslexic food critic.
KeeganKGB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman Beginsing - Bruce Wayne launches his successful singing career and struggles to balance singing in the evening, and fighting crime late into the night.
Twitstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Godfathering - Cate Blanchette plays the ghost of Spencer Tracey.
Inglorius Basterding - The frenetic, last minute fondling of vulnerable parish members by the Boston Clergy.
Pokiarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending
Documentary about thepeople who curate the credits at the end of shows and movies.
india_h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carolling โย a Christmas lesbian love story
JackEagles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - An uplifting story of Brad Pitt's charity work combating the seal clubbers of the antarctic.
nerdmaster02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
Atomic_pixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Conjuringing. Part 2.
goofball_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliensing. A group of writers try to come up with sequels just by throwing an "s" at the end of titles.
Aliens
Draculas
Batmans
Apocaylpses Nows
gridlockjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. Sadness is forced to admit she's a lesbian after being outed by Anger.
808909707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man.
Tony Stark goes to great lengths to have his shirts crisp.
Vinny_Gambini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open Seasoning - Victoria Beckham and the Girls voice adorable woodland creatures who just want to Spice Up Their Steaks
LelviBri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punch Clubbing, the story of a man named Punch and his obsession for going out
betocorleone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hateful eightin: Now with more hate!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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tictocque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....or, The Hunchback of Notre Dame ascends to nobility, but decides to keep his job.
Purple0tter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAS*H ing ...a documentary on the abuses of root vegetables.
pirates_knob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning. A tale of a young boy who learns the wonders of a very special plant that offers magical powers.
PandaCow64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking
Rated X, still starring Steve Martin
petergiovanni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - " Couple of kids taking a hike so they could watch the clear sky"
who_said_WTF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping - about that guy you know who has done everything you have, only better.
JackEagles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - shaky cam low budget porno
Jinkzuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside Outing - Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust and Sadness discover the wonders of the countryside
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - Terror in a vacant hotel with an annoying reverb.
DenverBowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cat Peopling: A film about the internet.
pirates_knob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning. A tale of a young boy who learns the wonders of a very special plant that offers magical powers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. Post millennial kids no longer venture outside. This teen comedy is about an indoor camping trip home wrong
monkeybeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing: A story about a group of stormtroopers who just want a decent wage as they work on the Death Star and the unlikely boy from Tatooine who shows support for their strike
Imnottheassman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Indiana Jonesing --- A group of stoned teens try to get to Indiana just because.
dareman86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakenings. Robert DeNiro has the force and austism. Robin Williams tries to help him see the light side.
bongasaur80000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Fred Flinstone forgot to buy the one present Bam Bam wanted for Christmas. Now it's Christmas eve and he can't find a parking spot anywhere at the local mall.
Fred Flinstone played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
dumbfounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trolling Hunter. A crack team of Redditors battles people making fun of cats.
baltz34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Truman Showing
- Basically The Truman Show II, when he appears in the real world as the worlds most famous celebrity
DMPunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengersing - a musical starring Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Kev-Mo88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying- The story of a woman who gets rich by being a surrogate mother
XXXing- Vin Deisel's struggle to become the worlds most famous male porn star.
The Matrixing- A young student's struggle to finish his advanced algebra class
Former_Idealist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Never Ending Storing
Hoarders. Hoarders everywhere
razarvision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barton Finking - an East Ender named Barton thinks a lot about things
ZachaReid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning, a young boy's quest to stop a falsely accused wizard's impending execution.
ErnestScaredStupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering
A documentary about hurricanes in the Caribbean islands.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting: The French Revolution is about to blow.
torch14th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. A story about adoption because your dead brother was killed by the Mafia.
Former_Idealist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pushing. A guy with telekinetic powers is constipated
With-a-Cactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering: A story of millennials learning how irresponsible their best friends are while coping with accidental pregnancy.
bjjlui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pandoras Boxing - A tale about a young girl who resorts to boxing because her stepdad is an asshole.
BigBadJohn13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming: a deeper look into the starvation of district 12 and its apathetic gamers.
dogusmalogus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding - My wife finally learns to mind her own damn business.
uf4l90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heating , a movie about someone trying to constantly find a heater.
y2ketchup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to play this game with my theater friends in high school but instead of "ing" We replaced the last word with "vagina."
The Thin Red Vagina What's Eating Gilbert's Vagina The Girl With the Dragon Vagina Robin Hood: Men in Vaginas
Former_Idealist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming.
A story about how a squeaker has sex with your mom
UpboatBrigadier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring
A man develops a relationship with a small, oily fish.
GimpyGomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grosse Pointe Blanking - The story of what really goes on in Pointe Blanke (Censored)
doofy_tv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching A tale of a assertive lesbian, on the prowl for "purses."
orestes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - the story of a Queen who tricks criminals into being celebrated in public when suddenly...execution is what they truly deserved! This summer, don't lose your head over-thinking this one!
Sloi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell and company have something to show Earth. ;)
LemurCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The men who stare at goatsing, a documentary about politicians?
Solarus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shawshanking Redemption - same movie, different ending.
Scolithy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James bonding, A movie about a normal guy called james getting closer to another family.
xxxplode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowsking. Story of a hippie bum called The Dudeing, and his rug, tying his room together, being peed on. Also, involving in a kidnapping schemeing. And bowling.
Starring Jeff Bridgesing, John Goodmaning, Steve Busceming. A movie by Joel & Ethan Coening.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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voorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Also, this is not a movie, but Star Trekking.)
"We come in peace, shoot to kill"
Atomic_pixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Spiderming.
It's the tale of a chinese superhero, from Ming dinasty.
Megane_Chan73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers Listing
tictocque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oskar's house description; he had to move after, you know..
OldIronLungs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawing. A short documentary that captures petty arguments between males while on the beach.
notasrelevant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing: A look into the darker side of modern farms and the conditions in which the animals live.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Star is Boring.
It's just a star. Floating there. Twinkling and shit.
(Okay I cheated. Shut up).
Dr_Potatohead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening
2 hours of nothing actually happening... Still.
_AlreadyTaken_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
A child with psychic powers in a haunted hotel also has a stutter
sleepslate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outting-- it's a porn.
nemisys1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elfing
LelviBri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punch Clubbing, the story of a man named Punch and his obsession with nightclubs
eisenhauert10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - "A parent's struggle to out their gay son."
lastsecondmagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Manchurian Candid Dating
The son of a prominent US political family is brainwashed into being an unwitting subscriber to Cosmopolitan magazine.
boboduflachi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mortal Insturments : City of Boneing --- "No hole is safe in this city"
Ishaan863 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting, the inspirational story of Blair Witch becoming a projectionist after years of hard work in a male dominated industry.
scottx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Air Force Oneing: Charlie Sheen Goes to Washington
bandrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn, some of these are impressive.
iDibbleDabble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. Al Pacino struggles as he waits on his oven to heat up because he really wants to eat his frozen pizza.
flyqer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
A young dinosaur takes apprenticeship under a professional driver to learn how to parallel park in order to pass his driving test.
rudroht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - - - about a man placing toys in shelves at a warehouse
Josesilvagg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running, the story of a guy who liked to run with scissors and knives
wraith825 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating. It's the same movie, but with educational and fun fact pop ups.
Xceeder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling , about a guy that cleans pools that people have died in..
PopChipsLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing
tootsie_rolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother Fuhrer.
Skyinflatballaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Focusing.
Will Smith is asked to cover his left eye and read line 13.
mrglass8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Gifting.
Joel Edgerton is invited to Jason Bateman's housewarming party, but he can't figure out what to get him.
einsteinway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
"Here's juh-juh-johnny"
ageiger72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waiting - - It is so good, you can never see it.
justanormal-dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubing- 5 high schoolers leave for school but the bus takes them to a night club.
onboarderror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sisterhood of the travel pantsing.
midwestrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - Eddie Murphy comes to terms with the anxiety that has plagued his personal life as his star rises in the film industry.
Augustusxxii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Dial Ming for murder'. Who you gonna call...? Zhลซ Yuรกnzhฤng!
TeenyBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing *A movie of Leo DiCaprio's struggle for an Oscar, only to lose out, sinking him into a deep depression, ending with him being found face down in a swimming pool, gripping a chocolate Oscar statue
AtiumMisting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's the Manning: The true story of Payton Manning's transformation into Peyton Manning
iliadmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking -- I think I stumbled upon this one accidentally a few nights ago.
Phil_DD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marley and Meing - A lonely middle-aged man has one last shot at love through a mail order bride.
hotdoggin_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man Ironing
caseydham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best AskReddit thread ever.
OncomingStorm93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Blue Lining: Horrowing tale of jean sowers in Asia.
TittlesMcJizzum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering. Harry is just a poor potter trying to make rent by selling clay pots.
Caterwaulingcavalier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding: A documentary about the long lost profession of winding bobbin reels.
drillionaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering, just a show about making bowls
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning- Peyton Manning and Batman
DaRudeabides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gorky Parking - Crazy Russian dashcam shenanigans.
deedshater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating -- Meh, not very much would change.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing- a movie about a boy who keeps getting yelled at by his parents for not storing his toys after he is done.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
isaacsploding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFFING is the tragic story of a high school student's assassination in broad daylight.
Edit: and as usual I'm about 4 hours late to the party, but my synopsis makes more sense!
Jordanofsuburbia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning- a biopic of the Singapore Caning incident.
clogcopter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying hard- soldier dying with his shaft holding the white flag up high
OncomingStorm93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Stealing: Superhero uses his powers to pull off the ultimate heist. (Yes I cheated a little, sue me)
KrapBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling, the struggle of oppressed Christians attempting to bring the true religion to the masses of Muslims. Fights break out, with flying turkey legs and hi jabs everywhere. But in the end, love prevails as three young Christian girls fall in love with a young Muslim male.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping - Paul copes with his divorce by going on a shopping spree at the mall.
owllicksroadya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping - An old man can't cope with the death of his wife so he goes on a bender inhaling uppers from balloons.
Draws_watermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - The tails of players gaming for days without eating.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bucket Listing. Someone is selling a bucket on Craigslist.
Chybs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming. Just a bunch of people yelling at each other while someone runs around systematically killing them off.
ThanOneRandomGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformering and bad boysing
blackholespiral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing
A pineapple stuck inside its head all it's life decides to break away from all belief systems and the social norm in a journey of finding itself.
squesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
schindler's listing A film about a guy called Schindler trying to sell items through classified advertising
Ryham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming ... you know what to do
TypicalGerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legend of the Fisting.
Fisting of Fury.
redditderpderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pumping Ironing. Less about bodybuilding and more about housework.
hudsondr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing SpiderManning: Peyton Manning stars as a professional spider whisperer
ZachaReid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bird Manning, a story of the eccentric 4th Manning son that was hidden from the public to keep up appearances
ManOfLaBook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - a self glorifying biography
Beauty and the Beasting - a horror movie about an insane plastic surgeon who makes monsters out of his / her clients
Juripo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the Philosophers Stoning. Harry Potter movie that takes place in Middle-East.
lincolndnl8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changeling-ing A dyslexic Clint Eastwood tells the tale of a 1920's ere woman who is supposedly reunited with a boy she immediately realizes is not her missing son. When, however, she tries to demonstrate this to the police and city authorities, she is vilified as delusional and an unfit mother..again.
witbul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting. We've come full circle.
Mccmangus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging. Still about a bunch of dumb bullshit.
jonaugpom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
Still Nothing
HotpotDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering.Comedy about the sex Olympics,following a guy called Steve Stud and his aim at becoming number one in the foreplay category
BankaiAlchemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goblet of Firing - Budget cuts cause a CEO to choose employees at random to fire.
Rhodie114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - The series gets off to a dark start
Jackie Browning - When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in the room, buy American
The Wicker Manning - The Giants and Broncos are both out of a quarterback thanks to fire and bees
Full Metal Jacketing - The story of a down on his luck medieval armor fitter
The Greying - A middle-age man comes to terms with his own mortality
The Right Stuffing - Nasa engineers laboriously create the perfect thanksgiving dinner
Robocoping - When a detroit cop is killed in the line of duty, the city creates a robotic surrogate to ease the pain of his grieving family.
The Jungle Booking - A daring documentary following an outnumbered and underfunded group of park rangers in subsaharan Africa as they take a stand against poachers and put them away for life.
Animal Housing - Sequel to Jungle Booking. One man's quest to save the near mortally wounded victims of poaching by matching them with zoos, sanctuaries, and preserves worldwide.
King Learing - A largely panned film attempting to capitalize on the success of The King's Speech. The story of an acting coach's attempts to cure a new monarch's resting bitch-face.
The Dark Knighting - England's newest knights band together in the darkest days of the blitz to lift the nation's spirits during the mandatory government blackouts
The Imitation Gaming - Gary Liebowitz, America's best TF2 spy has a tense first and last showdown with his Russian counterpart, Boris Ivan Romanovstovich.
Inside Outing - A new couple finally decides that real dates are overrated and they'd much rather get takeout and watch netflix.
EastClintwood89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A film about a bunch of grown men beating the shit out of each other - in night clubs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - follow the wacky adventures of Michael Corleone as he takes on his brother Sonny's 2 kids after his brother dies in a car accident.
Also starring Diane Keaton as the nanny!
Harmonic_Content ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing, a poignant tale about the State of Indiana really hurting for a fix.
WebofThorns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing. A documentary on one of the least sought-after beverages ever made.
perfunction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking. A story of one couple's struggle to paint a room together.
MrWizardsTears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing. One man who is the boss of a call centre fights to keep his employees.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
Harry and the gang really take medieval wizardry to the next level, where they stone Voldemort to death.
AKTheKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening 1, 2 and 3.
Liam Neeson running around taking peoples daughters
captainsmoothie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell goes crazy and shows a bunch of people his ass.
long_wang_big_balls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking.
Documentary about doggers who go to swamps, and are well endowed.
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Dinosaurs take their dates out to Meteorite Point in hopes of getting some action
Rymdskrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting - Too late to say goodbye.
seestheirrelevant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the hunger gaming
The tale of a wow addict.
Solarus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
West Siding Story - a tightly-knit group of saucy latino immigrants working in unison. So basically, no difference.
Volntyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What Dreams may Coming...A sad tale about knowing what sex is going to be like in the afterlife
sonofnalgene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Killing Fielding"- the murder of comedian Noel Fielding.
The_Specialest_K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killing billing v.1: The journey to end bills
PickettsLetharge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding: The Rise and Fall of the Pocket Watch
With-a-Cactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: Michelle Obama hosts a fat camp for teens to learn healthier life choices
Allthatisjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.
A man battles with his inner demons to refrain from bar hopping. His alternate persona is a Jersey Shore wanna-be as he wakes up without remembering the prior nights adventures. Waking up with horrible clothing, spray tan, lipstick all over his collar. Literally destroying his normal lfe.
karadan100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
No one knows what the fuck it's about... Again.
oginalh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willy Wanking.... You don't want this golden ticket.
HotpotDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyz n the Hooding,a film about young boys who want to join the KKK when they are older
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legending - A story about a foot
meetaaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sherlocking - avant-garde documentary of the crime world and antitheft vehicle marking in Canada
ThatsMrJerkFaceToYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. City planners decide to do away with parking lines, but they get so caught up in that fact that they could, they didn't stop to think whether they should...
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering.
An excuse Mary used to Joseph during a very awkward conversation.
ShinigamiEyes95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosopher stoning.
_Search_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - Vito Corleone has to overcome his old-timey ways in order to raise his deceased cousin's twins.
SnatchAddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking : a child, in a grown man's body, finally finds his purpose
JackBad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flesh dancing A story about a random women dancing on the street nude
DeeNajjEeOh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He Got Gaming - "A tale of a young black man's quest to buy his first XBox"
captainsmoothie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wag the Dogging is about a a group of PR folks distracting from a foundering presidency by broadcasting footage of public sex acts between strangers.
Ryann_420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speediing - Not too sure to be frank
FrickenMcNuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - the epic story of a vengeful woman's struggle to reduce her cell phone carrier charges.
KFR42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
The first part in a department by department take down of Comcast.
kritsku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
A documentary about infinite arrays containing imaginary numbers
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captaining America- where one man decides what is wrong with America and goes about fixing it. A gripping fake story!
herumetto-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing. A tale of love, murder and unpaid bills
Superclocked_Studios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning- A movie about terrorist who steal the best guns in the world and do an attack on Washington DC
Rphilmacrac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning
I think its still the same
drcandy2048 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The philosiphers/sourcerer stoning. A man commits a crime and his punishment is stoning.
randomdudeovich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing- Leonardo DiCaprio gets an oscar.
strangelattice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A young girl's emotions leave her conscious self, leaving her a hollow shell.
Walkemb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is a gorram gold train.
lil_nerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Trafficing - Well, I guess cars no longer exist and there are endless lines of people walking to get to their destination
tictocque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - Documentary about tinnitus
blackswanmx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MILKing... well, I guess you can milk almost anything.
wholemilkwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T.ing A lovable alien samples fine cuisine from around the world
Juripo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting. Movie about kicking people.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie about turning on a computer in 1988.
Marcusgunnatx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - an activist movie about trying to save baby seals.
djlemma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding
Nancy Kerrigan's belated revenge on former rival Tonya Harding....
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carrie-ing: Debbie meets her match when trying to carry her groceries home
GregYmd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The life of piing About a down and out clown struggling to make a living. Every day trying to make people laugh by pieing others
l0rd0f3sw0rds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking- How God created the universe
Kaitos86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing: Historical figures crossing roads.
SixSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord Of The Ringing
The story of a guy who's really good with doorbells.
XboxPlayUFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pineapple Expressing" - two stoners come together to conquer their fears and their drug drealers
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lion Kinging
A happy cartoon about a cub becoming a king where his father doesn't die to a herd of wildebeest :*(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - an in-depth documentary about why the human eyes and brain tend to make out what looks like human faces in everyday objects.
gmrepublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying - a rich family overprotects their son, making him socially awkward and unable to adjust to the real world.
doubleplusgoodful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting About Tony Abbott's Captain Calls
Mandystinson31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana jonesing The story of a great state struggling to break free of its drug problem.
A_Washer-Dryer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: People around the world are mysteriously compelled to watch M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening repeatedly without break until they die. Only Mark Wahlberg can hope to solve the mystery and save us all.
jeffnotgeof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Burgering. Everyone get's the burger they always wanted.
MRJ- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man
The man who irons... things...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding
A political comedy about the sudden death of Warren G. Harding in 1923.
tehbighead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men in Blacking. Two men work for a secret government agency tasked with managing the clandestine alien population on earth while wearing wildly inappropriate, racist makeup.
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming
Documentary about gamers who forgoe food in order to keep playing, but then die young due to starvation.
bleahz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conjuringing
TheLastRednecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing- we got a far way to go....
betocorleone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly hills coping: A freudian look
kyithios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crimson Peaking
Young lady gets involved with a Chinese chef and becomes a waitress at Crimson, his Chinese Restaurant. Her cat goes missing and her lunch was super tasty.
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning: Taking his cane to the streets, Alfred stands tall and proudly canes other citizens
Baka1738 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengering
Whatch Dogs kill everybody except the guy that killed your niece and let him go
JimJobJugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Terminating. Arnold succeeded in killing Sarah Connor
Dechs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing. A medieval noble conquers his pervasive tinnitus.
get-it-away ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You Manning.
Paul Rudd tries to convince Peyton Manning to be the best man at his wedding.
d3gree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rootsing
A charming musical for all ages about the coming of age experience of a tree
ghostparasites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONCUSSIONING.
fondlemygooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Passion Of The Christing.
BeetsLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A mad Brad Pitt keeps on knocking people out in clubs.
Castorias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing... A documentary about the history of Singapore's most infamous corporal punishment techinque, from a publisher that doesn't have the time nor money to proofread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging: man with a stammer struggles with heroin addiction.
mostafahalawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paning- A movie made exclusively of shots panning to other shots for two hours
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walk Harding - take a walk in the shoes, or skates, of Tonya Harding in the weeks that lead up to the most talked about figure skating scandal of 1994.
njgura87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging. I think I did this wrong.
owllicksroadya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - After a news reporter goes ballistic live on air he is fired and struggles to find a new job turning to linkdin for help.
Jinno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemoing - Becomes a story about a young man who learns the art of butt touching.
Uping - The story of an old man who one ups all of a young boy's stories.
Monsters In(k)ing - The story of squid monsters who get really scared.
Inside Outing - A Business outing to a ski resort becomes an indoor bonding experience when an avalanche snows them into the cabin.
soothsay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling
petehotchkiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - A brutal story of corporal punishment in working class schools in the 1950s
xWobWob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magic Miking - Story of an audio engineer who has discovered how to record guitars using 26 microphones without getting phasing issues.
dberis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting - The story of two cops who fell in love.
_letsbereal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Click-ing Dialogue heavy tribal drama. No subtitles.
AllTheUnknown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging
A documentary about the impact of the oil price drop on lonely Ohio frackers and how they seeking solace in watching each others sexual encounters through grimey digger windows.
This is of course a sequel to Alpha Dogging where Justin Timberlake is revealed to be the original founder of the dogging, initiated between buses whilst on tour with NSync
gbsallery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Girl with a Pearl Earringing", a harrowing tale of tinnitus
softeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Galaxy Questing.
An Eve infomercial.
Allerseelen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are we allowed to do TV shows? Because then I'd do House of Carding, the story of a politician's ineffective public health crusade against underage drinking, or Flashing, the tragic tale of Barry Allen, a young forensic scientist with troubling voyeuristic tendencies.
nickmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
m477m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Operation Dumbo Dropping
gmrepublican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - a child gets stung by a bee and complains about it for a few hours.
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing - Fruit has feelings too
buckeyecarlweb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing - 5 Astronauts must face the biggest challenge of their lives - a Martha Stewart Thanksgiving.
deathsythe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing.
The most boring lecture on mid to upper level mathematics given by an old jewish professor.
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing: after leaving his beloved state, Bruce is fixated and hurries back home to Indiana
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding: after his wife leaves him, James finds and unlikely alliance with an old friend
Decyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring is a 12 hour epic movie about a girl who is trying to play Skyrim and is still fiddling with the facial features.
Spoilers: She wears a helmet the entire game.
Cadavers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking - a horror thriller film based on strange clicking noise being heard in this mans house.
Bert_no_ernie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remembering the Titans - A documentary about Greek mythology
mostafahalawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jupiter Ascendinging - the same movie but everyone stutters
whowhaohok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - an anomalous weather front is looming, a man's glasses continue to fog and irritate him. Alternatively... a florist's struggle to keep his orchids healthy Edit:alt
OrwellianUtopia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy And The Sun Dance Kidding -Butch Cassidy and his native sidekick The Sun Dance play practical jokes on small western towns.
pm_your_kankles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. Finding a parking spots for your Flintstone car.
theHangedGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legends of the Falling: A cheesy comedy movie all about a nation wide contest for who can fall in the craziest way without dying.
workaccount34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing: Matt Damon was actually pregnant
TheSkyward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men in Blacking - A veteran cop and his rookie partner go under cover as members of an african american street gang ... They are both white.
yelowflamingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging - documentary on gow the ice ages
ChanceyGardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Fox and the Hounding.
Animated film about the dangers of catcalling.
Avogadros_plumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - Will and Jaden Smith get frozen in an alien glacier
ParallelMrGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinderella Maning
An amazing (and true?) story of how Peyton Manning was discovered by the NFL going around the country trying to find the one man who could fit into a particularly special Nike cleat.
DeckT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing - nuff said
logarithmyk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering. A movie, unlike all others, showing the dark side of storms that plague the Pacific.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplaneing. The story of a boy with down syndrome who must land an airplane after the pilot gets raptured.
zamrya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 Fast 2 Furiousing - the hit Bollywood action movie starring Vinesh Desai as Domar, Prakash Vakur as Brahner Okra and Mashal Raja as Lutto!
workaccount34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fox and the Hounding: The old lady just keeps yelling at Todd throughout the entire movie
TonyTheDuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World war Z-ing: In a time of the legalization of Marijuana, the world struggles to stay economically stable with the decrease in productivity.
KolbyKolbyKolby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the
BeastingBee Sting.A young troubled woman gets stung by a bee.
themnmsfront ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
End of Watching. The movie opens with the closing credits. The end.
suddenly_satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - we get it, monsters, you vape
Hawkov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing.
10 short stories about friends , family and lovers abandoning for no good reason and leaving them behind.
From Directors such as Alejandro Gonzรกlez Iรฑรกrritu,Martin Scorsese,Steven Soderbergh,Terry Gilliam,Apichatpong Weerasethakul, The Coen and Dardenne Bros,Quentin Tarantino,David Fincher,Paul Thomas Anderson
Cirias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying - A documentary about Liam Neeson getting old.
Beverly Hills Coping - An emotional true story about a family who struggle to survive in 80's Beverly Hills.
Alasse_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman: The Dark Knighting. Batman fights crime in Gotham by knighting all troublemakers, thus binding them to uphold the code of chivalry.
anthonywall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kiding! A non stop laugh riot about two cowboys and the shenanigans they play on the local bank. . . . wait a minute!?
Breadday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. The most intense stare-battle of all time.
AAWater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SuperManning The story of a quarterback that plays 10 seasons in the NFL and never loses a game.
workaccount34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Pie-ing: One small boy's attempt to write down the entirety of pi
ImSlugBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mercury Risinging. The sequel to Mercury Rising.
J_Jammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Iron Manning - Peyton's Bio Film.
Spider-Manning - Eli's Bio film.
SuperManning - the other brother you didn't know about and how he's the awesomest of the three.
X-Menning - the untold Manning story.
BatManning - if the Mannings went into baseball instead.
DrRotwang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xanaduing: Michael Beck's career gets destroyed, over and over again. Like Groundhog Day, but with more roller disco.
IVIaskerade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. I don't really want to know.
anto1900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
You know, when you want to just tell a looong story to someone
rebekha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 shades of greying - a movie about a sexual deviant who likes imprisoning elderly pensioners for her own motives.
Fat-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blair Witch Projecting: Watching people watching TBWP. Meta.
prodmerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking... across the universe, on the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! :-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZS2-4-iUJ4
FancyHearingCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes Manning A story or Peyton's slave.
chknnuggetqueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably my favorite Ask Reddit so far.
stusteen3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch Me if You Canning - a story where a con-man finally meets his end through a run-in with a jam expert
malcor88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping: Two men sexually exciting themselves with corpse in the forest
Idalecio13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hunger gaming - there's only one bag of Doritos left!
Specone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fighting Club. It's the same movie.
spootypuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MASHing An army field hospital seeks to squish a scrumptious spud.
Proseidon182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing - starring Jeremy Wade
Carl_O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alien v Predatoring...
Aliens sent down from space to hunt sexual predators...
Urban_II ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mulholland Driving
Hollywood street racing
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: an astronaut's quest to pull his trousers down and become the first to moon the Queen
metallica3790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Self explanatory.
SparkyPantsMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing. It's a story of an Irish American family stuck in an airport trying to get back home.
fabelhaft-gurke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing. An old man named Kane goes around with his cane thwacking people.
Rodeo360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Manning
An unremarkable yet compelling story about the life and times of the nonathletic and not too talented brother of two sports hall of famers.
sgtpw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dye harding.
Like watching paint dry.
whynotthinkdifferent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hope Floating" (I know I dropped the s) The story of a young woman who is swimming after being cheated on.
suddenly_satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Truman Showing - a story of a depressed exhibitionist.
ILIKEFUUD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning, a movie about Peyton Manning replacing his bones with metal.
Edit: even better, it's Iron Giant but with Peyton Manning, suuuuupermaaaaan
2016acct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing, A movie about how far people will go for money including kidnapping and murder.
gbsallery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Derek Jarman's "Bluing", a harrowing story of steel oxidation prevention.
ProtocolZero4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A secret cohort of gay men strategically gather information on powerful, closeted conservative political and religious leaders to subvert their bigoted agendas. With hilarious results, of course.
rebekha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing - true account of a prison that attempts to correct inmates behaviour by taking them on visits to local attractions.
kombucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Old people having sex in cars. Its a documentary.
thealanwrencher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - Things get out of hand after God knocks up some girl named Mary he meets at the club.
NYGroove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Years a Slaving: The most racist Christmas movie ever.
MegaGecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke back mountaining.
Basically the same thing.
Heatios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping
A New craze over a dance move that everyone is doing in secret with no one really knowing what it is in specific.
matsiinthecity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dance Forest, dance!
OFTHEHILLPEOPLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddyshacking
Chevy Chase is a philanthropic millionaire trying to find a sexy new roommate who likes golf as much as he does. What he finds...is himself.
StaticFanatic3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmaning
An NFL quarterback uses his elite skills and Papa John's money to bring Justice to the city of Denver.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning... Now a dark docudrama about corporal punishment.
emanhartman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing: Widely considered a boring movie, The Matrixing is revered as a cult classic horror film among math students.
mrbry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Eagle. A US airman spends two hours trying to get the creases out of an increasingly distressed bird of prey.
RickStuffandThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing.
A movie where Harry and friends live under the constant fear that may be looking for new employment soon
rebekha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - the mundane memoirs of the parish council.
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sky Falling: Chicken Little was ridiculed once, but after the sky starts to fall, all of the world looks to their prophet for one last hope
navinohradech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding: an epic nostalgic, though problematic and whitewashed, portrait of Microsoft Windows before the elimination of the windings font, and with it a whole way of life
suddenly_satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. & Mrs. Smithing - a documentary about a blacksmith couple
bobby_corwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hancocking.
..........
FaustDCLXVI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While You Were Sleepinging: Ralphie Wiggum has an adventure with many imaginary friends while his parents are recovering from a late night.
prodmerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - why did I even think of this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are rival radiator repairmen in L.A.
Fiurilli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending - A movie that only last 5 minutes and just consists of credits
nobleknight1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Manning: The quarterback for the Denver Broncos is contracted to the US government for experiments. He eventually gains the ability to climb walls and shoot webbing from his hands. The NFL uses this to their advantage, but Peyton Manning eventually becomes corrupted by his new powers.
berchmax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RENTing : a musical chronicling the lives of 8 people struggling to pay their rent in NYC.
EchoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Toying.
A rich man purchases a down-and-out pornstar to pleasure his wife.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about the opposite?
The Shin - One grounds keeper's quest to get to the infirmary
Nazzrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. The gripping tale of a bellybutton's 2cm adventure from a reclusive innie to a man-about-town outtie
Misplacedmypenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: An instructional video on the finer points of parking a jeep in a tree.
UdderTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting- Footage of The Blair Witch is found a year later, and is to be shown at a film festival. This is the thrilling tale of one man's struggles trying to get the damn projector to work.
Alternatively, The Blair Witch learns to enunciate better.
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Vanishing-ing: The true story of a movie title typo, and its effect on the Army of Grammar Nazis
rebekha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incrediblesing - a young vocal entertainer's journey from nobody to the centre stage.
hey_don ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping
The story of an old man with terminal cancer uses his years of experience to convince his caregiver to increase his pain meds.
suddenly_satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting - a story about a pilot who always wanted to be an ornithologist
Merle55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stoning
" She is a witch and must be punished! "
jonmiguels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning harry potter experiments with weed for the first time
kintyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pushing.
Follow Cassie Holmes (Ellen Page) through the birth of her child. In this dramatic film, light and dark will cross in the delivery room. Which shall prevail?
sholtzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - same film, just with strobe lights and 2000's club music
SLCPHARAOH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging. Heroin and reverse stutteringing.
TurboTed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. About aliens trying not to blink
seanbeedelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - After young Riley is uprooted from her Midwest life and moved to San Francisco, her emotions - Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust and Sadness - conflict on how best to navigate a new city, house, and her repressed sexual desire for other women.
Stupid_Mertie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sabotaging. Now its the other perspective of the story.
Fiurilli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging - A short movie about an icepack melting
draftstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Hard -> Die Harding When I was in high school, there was a gym teacher whose last name was Harding that was found guilty of voyeurism (he found a way to look in the girls locker room from his office). (this is a true story)
So easy to imagine a movie script relating the life of a girl that is seeking revenge!
beston94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the philosophical stoning.
navinohradech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting: famously misspelled tale of a honey-thieving runway model
J_Jammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thundering - Storms rumbling in the tropics and you've always wondered what it looks like? Watch as they unfold in real time. A meteorologist's wet dream.
Ephile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Resevoir dogging.
AngryStupidRussian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - Emma Watson is stung by a bee
scooterride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridget Jones Diarying - Bridget eats some bad Indian food
MrHighlarious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombing
A movie about dropping a bomb during the cold war. Pretty accurate actually.
softeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering
He's a wiz at gardening.
zeronyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lucying: An innocent girl unlocks her brain to pull away footballs before they are kicked.
prodmerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - a group of robbers have some house trouble in the winter
coreyrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. T-rex tries to park with tiny arms. Can someone please make a t-shirt of that.
almostaccepted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The revanenting is still just about how much gore they can justify with "but it happened! It's based on a true story, so it's artistic"
Vanzelfsprekendich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Mission Impossi-bling' - Follow our favorite Tom on his journey to become the blingest of spies!
jackgrant75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming - A girl is forced to share a room with her son, hilarity ensues
someonewithagun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing, Schindler creates SchindlersList replacing Craigslist era 1939
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talladega Nighting. (Knighting) where you get knighted at Talledega by the NASCAR royalty.
kursaal71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Heating One man's quest to buy a larger radiator
Stupid_Mertie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revolutionary Roding: drama about a town in Germany
john_karlowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the razor's edging
Nomaddening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Butterfly Effecting
A movie about how one small grammar mistake can have dramatic consequences.
Home_Builder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Memories of Murdering: An ex-serial killer who now works as a detective finds murder scenes that look strangely similar his very own killings. He struggles to work with his fellow detectives due to his flashbacks he receives at the crime scenes. Afraid that someone is trying to make him break, he takes matters into his own hands.
Stupid_Mertie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paranoing:
Nazzrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting. A woman's love affair with her poorly constructed computer monitor. It ends with her frying it by smearing clay all over it.
PM_me_youre_genitals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming - just two and a half hours of a Serb trying to work out the kinks in using his new cam corder.
ohreddit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming
The story of a man named Ming and His paranoid life ruling the masses.
seanbeedelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Argoing - Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to mediate an argument gone wrong between six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.
UsurperName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A thirteen year old girl goes to see a "movie" at the theater with her first boyfriend.
Lux_27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking a malefuctioned delorean looking for a parking spot
Doktor_Kraesch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping - A comedy about a family and their troubles with the new servant robot.
PickettsLetharge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Invisible Man(n)ing: Peyton and Eli's OTHER Brother
kfury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Manning - The story of an all-star quarterback that everyone knows is guilty of deflating footballs but nobody will say it to his face.
TurboTed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plan 9 from outer spacing. Psychedellic aliens try to take over the earth
sisisspore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Polar Expressing - A documentary in which polar-enthusiasts try to explain to million-dollar-businessmen why the polar caps are important. I guess the businessmen invest in trains to make it relevant.
respond1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering. The riveting documentary ever about the honor, duties, and joy of receiving an absolutely meaningless title from a friend or family member.
prodmerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - maxed out cards, maxed out insurance, maxed out car, what else can he max?
SyntheticGod8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Max power
Ixidane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch, as his story of crushing debt maxes out your heart.
Madlibsluver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of Waring
Nick Cage kills lots of people
JamJamSimSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The revenanting, the documentary of how leonardo di caprio almost won an oscar
Redkiller56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping: a movie about a radical new treatment for quadriplegics.
Carl_O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming...
Two hours of screaming...
Staring Arnold
matsiinthecity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The big Shorting: A whole neighborhood looses electricity, 4 citizens decide to take on the big electric company for their greed and lack of foresight.
despot93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda late, but... Whiplashing
It's about J.K. Simmons lashing shitty players with his whip. Miles Teller likes S&M and has a whip fetish.
Chucktayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big fishing, basically about catching trophy fish
DRUGSTOR3COWBOY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers stoning: Harry and his chums eat some weed brownies. Ron whiteys in a cupboard
Random_Pandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were going to go for the old stone the witch to death plot. But i like yours better
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A buddy comedy about two slackers working the parking lot of Jurassic Park. Obviously they get lost for years, only to be accepted into a pack of lazy teenaged Raptors. And then that is where the real excitement begins.
Screen_Watcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
Oskar Schindler struggles to sell a pallet of diet coke on Craig's list after willing a town fair raffle.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing.
Door-to-door proselytisers won't let you sleep any more.
Stupid_Mertie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching: wild west drama about a new town in america
mnlkpo741 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung-Fu Hustling
People using martial arts in the streets to try to earn money
EPOSZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving: a drama about using a vehicle to travel longish distances. Staring Ryan Gosling
templefugate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm X-ing: "Hey, I'm walking here!"
Malcolm Xing: A Chinese immigrant's story.
jesperrasmussen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling - carpooling has never been deadlier.
suddenly_satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleepy Hollowing - a story of a mother working two jobs, making a jack-o-lantern for her kids the night before halloween
Piscator629 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Forbidding Planet. AA post apocalyptic world where PC and SJW types take over the world and no one is allowed to speak or look at anyone for any reason.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing, the story of a man with a serious alter ego that takes over when he hits the club scene every night after work.
Stupid_Mertie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blacks Gaming. Story about black people running a casino in Iceland. Could be turned into a series tho
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empire of the Sunning. A young boy's life is turned upside down when he is imprisoned in an internment camp, but he finds hope and a glorious bronze tan by soaking up some rays.
maybeanastronaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minding is a comedy about the agonies of living with a much cleaner spouse. It's famous for the fifteen minute dish examination scene, in which a couple debates the specks left encrusted in a bowl by cereal, particularly the oft-quoted line "but it's been through the dishwasher."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fifty shades of graying. best movie. 10/10. 5 stars. oscar-worthy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a person who's been held captive in a basement all their life finally breaks free, only to find ... They're still inside.
lukerobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stand by Meing - A story of 2 asians who refuse to sit down.
t1m1d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Treasuring: Nicolas Cage takes some time to reflect on how blessed he is to live in the great United States of America.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: The Story of Open Mike!
MagicMan350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting
golgol12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing. About a native Inuit hunt from some food on an iceflow. Or, about a group of 20 somethings working the night shift and going to party at 9am.
zomgitsduke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing
That creepy girl keeps trying to call and say you have 7 days left to live, but no one uses their phones for calling anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A man embarks on a crusade to outlaw the immoral practice of clubbing.
GonzaloXavier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porkying. I don't think I need to explain this one.
KouNurasaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting.
Batman gets tired of being Batman, so he "knights" protege's to do his dirty work.
Essentially, a Batman Inc. movie.
pieceofsnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars Episode IV: a bunch of teenage rebels from backwater planets challenge government officials to a staring contest in a battle to see who can force the other to give in first.
samimominabad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One young girl's fight to become a member of her high school choir, despite a fierce lisp
Yamagokou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After Earthing. Jaden Smith decided to name this one to sound more 'artistic', not realizing what Earthing actually is.
azantyri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No Country For Old Manning - a haunting story of a Manning, no longer wanted in his old town, who journeys to a new town only to find the same fate awaits him there.
movie poster
edit : werdz
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude where's my Caring?
A story about a guy that woke up one day and began suffering from extreme apathy.
Ixidane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Office Space?
mjswen0923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. Think dirty.
laskeblask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing. M. Night Shyamalan makes a sequel to his critically acclaimed movie. But this time the things that happened in the previous film has already happen, only to start happening again, but with a twist.
mmecca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Slightly more stupid than the original, and featuring another unaware yet comedic performance from Mark Wahlberg. You know you'll end up watching this one too.
UdderTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowskiing- The Dude travels to Colorado to buy a new rug but participates in local activities while he's there.
dont_wear_a_C ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
barking_oinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - still a better movie than The Happening
Lawrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witnessing: the perils of evangelical proselytizing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snowing.
In fact... it's doing that outside now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching
A documentary about making arrows.
motsanciens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding: An orphan's tale after his clockmaker father dies in a tragic pendulum accident.
LegitMejia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing: Girls sitting on big enough objects to hold two but not letting other people on it
erythrocytes64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Warsโstop staring at me!!!
Draco_Septim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering: God is trying to reconnect with his son.
seanbeedelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Babadooking - A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son's fear of a monster defecating in the house, but soon discovers a sinister, and stinky, presence all around her.
Al_Gala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking. Adam Sandler loses his wife and family, and wastes the rest of his life incessantly snapping his fingers.
curlyjeffersons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - not another night out at the club. This time....it's personal.
Draco_Septim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging a movie that surprisingly makes more sense, than the happening
bryanslamjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A tail of parking, in a time where no spaces where to be had
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Shortening
A story about a man and his bonor
renzd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing. This should really be a thing.
kspinigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcom X-ing a story about one Irish man's quest to cross the English Channel during WWII.
tronfonne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hapenninging, I dunno what it's about but I'd imagine it's better then "the trees are killing people."
computerlife22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking
Teaching grandmothers how to rock on their rocking chairs in a nursing home.
Knasty_Knate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departeding.
ootter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking... Now it's about teenage dinosaurs making out in cars
WestSideMM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Rich or Die Trying
The story of a young rapper who gives up his dreams in order to pursue his true calling of teaching high school students proper grammar.
Bugsmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 years a slave becomes a jolly film about selling people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging- Mike Tyson's musical album attempt documentary.
J_Jammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - Battle of the ladies. The last one alive will not only get the date with the guy and be his Bea forever.
_nea102_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
One man with multiple personalities takes on the seal clubbing industry.
TheSubOrbiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KILL BILLING, everything becomes free under pain of seppuku.
bs13690 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Running Manning. Peyton is no longer a quarterback, but a track star. The movie details his rise and fall and rise again in the sport of competitive running.
charleston_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing. A series of shorts where a school crossguard teaches a life lesson using American history.
UshouldCmeinacrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious-- They're Hangry and they give zero fucks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary Moving. Seriously, moving is a pain in the ass.
calindor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing.
Loud Noises!
exothermic1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping The story of Alex Murphy dealing with losing his job to robots and having to go on unemplyment.
CodeSlinger707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: An intense thriller starring John McCaine as he attempts to parallel park a Hummer in a spot that's too small to fit in. Ends with a POW.
STFUDIAF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing: teenage girls go around to different towns exposing people's underwear.
Dr_Movado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ip Maning...Peyton and Eli Have a Secret...and he's asian
Edit: came up with a few more:
Pulping Fiction. A Juicing Fable
The Truman Showing: Open Casket
Nighting at the Museum. Where men become sirs
Standing By Me: The story of a guy who just doesn't understand personal space
Ground Hogging Day-The real life story of eminent domain
Staring Wars: Who will blink first
Indiana Jones and the Lasting Crusade-The story of a war that never ended
Rotze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
I don't know, something about a creepy dude who has a stutter?
OutOfTheBleu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A company outing takes a wild turn when it begins to rain at their annual picnic.
adomental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Train Wrecking - A group of vandals break trains for fun.
bigtrouble29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
The final scene is a fight to the death, using inflatable clubs that make a squeaking sound when hit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - a struggling gay activist discovers peace and redemption in the most utter-worldly of places - the stables of Zuckerman's Famous Farm.
itsprettynay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing. It's basically Y2K all over again.
Its_me_Nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling: an aspiring photographer follows an older woman along her quest to spread holiday cheer around 1950s New York, cataloging those exploits and eventually providing the original backdrop for Saks Fifth Avenue's renowned displays
milopoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming A serial killer is on the loose, and a group of teenagers just do nothing but scream.
warriorlink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force awaking. Making someone get out of bed
DrowningApe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Night of the Living Deading. A couple on vacation stay at a Bed & Breakfast run by old hippies who won't stop talking about and playing The Grateful Dead.
Strawberrycocoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Neverending Storying. It's a forty hour loop of Bastian reading, adventuring, reading, adventuring, and so forth
OG_Christ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging
jzigsjzigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking; a parking spot 65 million years in the making.
Namorkeil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Kidding - A movie about a naval captain that loves to joke about horrible things happening, but when something bad finally happens, no one believes him.
The Sea Hawking - Stephen Hawking must lead a crew out into the depths of the ocean to save the world from aliens that have awoken beneath the sea.
Thomas and the Magic Railroading - An evil advisor, using his unnatural, bewitching charisma, is trying to run a kingdom into the ground by coercing the king and his court to rashly pass laws that will surely bode ill for everyone. Thomas, a young errand boy, must find a way to stop the advisor before the kingdom falls into ruin.
maico3010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging The movie is the same, just now the title is just as ridiculous as the movie.
capybarainaboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback Mounting
TheMattAttack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cloverfielding.
A love story about a girl rekindling her relationship with a man from her past in Ireland
Dergono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knight Rising - A tale of one superhero's struggle to overcome erectile dysfunction.
handsome_vulpine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - An old Harry potters about in his garden, uprooting weeds and watering flowers.
And The Philosopher's Stoneing - He dared utter the name of our lord (+1 Internets for the Monty Python reference?)
Hmm...the rest of the HP movies don't really go well with ing.
Dodgerballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering - The prequel
peanucklejive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
Am I doing it right?
teachstrokz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling - a story about a young adolescent plunging into the world of crime, performing thefts from grocery stores, and the occasional Wal-Mart
JonesinJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: A story of one man studder-ing his way to the fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-finish line
Edit: More st-st-st-st-st-studders.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging.
Not sure
spastic-plastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestigeing. Documentary about Call of Duty fanatics.
JamesonAFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shawshank Redemptioning. Andy Dufresne finds out his wife is cheating and sets out to destroy their adulteress lives.
iPinch89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - A North Korean Documentary
Mr_Elmo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch perfecting: The story of a girl who attempts to master golf
Amadan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Inning: UFO kidnappings culminate at a baseball game's climax.
softeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Jungle Booking
It's kill or be killed in the cut-throat Travel Agency business.
aaeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One flew over. The Cuckoo's nesting:
A day in the life of a tree.
Triquetra4715 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerksing.
Clerks, the musical.
korzin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironmaning - Paton manning ironing cloths for 2 hours.
seanbeedelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Day the Earth Stood Stilling - An alien lands and tells the people of Earth that they must all make moonshine or be destroyed as a danger to other planets.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Masking. Rocky Dennis is approached by a Halloween supply company owner and is strong armed into allowing his likeness to be used as a scary Halloween mask. A group of bikers defends him from the mask maker's goons.
Xyzzy25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting, a movie about those mist things at the supermarket that spray fruits and vegetables to keep them moist, only this time, someone's replaced the water with poison!
RacerMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - After being hit on the head with an acorn, MI6 agent James Bond (portrayed by Henny Penny a.k.a. Chicken Little) recruits other agents on his quest to inform the King of certain doom and save the world.
Naiyu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Maning. The story of the brother Peyton and Eli Manning dont want you to know about. The brother that cant spell his own last name.
xerade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing.
The true reason why no one stays a Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Polyversal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking -- Same basic movie, except Sean Penn is a dairy farmer.
phd5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting
Yeah
EyeintheSky420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding - a vivid portrait into the life of Tonya Harding.
Followed by its sequel, Walk Harding.
Lzrdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: Either a group of guys who are brought together by their mutual love of kicking the crap out of club kids, or a group of guys brought together by their mutual love of baby seals.
Justin3698 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic 4'ing
A story about a group of young adults trying to make it as professional golfers.
youre_a_lizard_harry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing. Where the students can basically put the names of Hogwarts professors they want fired.
kday12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning
Serazael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging.
Speaks for itself.
BoZzTr4veler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking... a Drivers Ed video for cavemen teenagers on how to properly park their car.
A_Turkey_Named_Jive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fasting the the furious -- The story of a families religious dedication to eating only one meal a day, and its influence on their relationships.
kgs88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark knighting. A Knighting ceremony that ends with the ascendant of the dark lord.
matthewhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging, I can't think of any reason why this would be funny or really change the movie at all from the original...
WastelandPeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing: a movie about each person's struggle to get up or press "snooze" just one more time.
NaffRespect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Urrgh...must...get...up!"
presses snooze button again
Keats852 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: A movie about parking your dinosaur
silvernode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Shininging
Well shit...I have no idea.
Edit: An undefeated spelling bee champion learns what life is like on the flip side of success.
gjh03c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
13 Hours-ing: praying the agony of my "office space" life at work to come to an end just to repeat it tomorrow.
Charlezard18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The purging- a teenagers struggle with eating disorders.
warriorprincessdi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing... lol I am sure that one is already made and out there somewhere
nom_de_chomsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bounding - Disney Pixar's uplifting coming-of-age tale about the slowest hare, her unlikely friendship with a morose tortoise, and her journey to overcome her obstacles, one bound at a time.
Staring Wars - เฒ _เฒ
West Siding Story - documentary about Frank West, a high school drop out who formed America's largest wall cladding manufacturer.
The Frenching Connnection - small independent film that generated a lot of controversy and accolades at Cannes. Touted as a return to form for writer Diablo Cody and star Michael Cera, this quirky drama/comedy follows an awkward high school student that breaks out of his shell by forming a make out club.
Lyzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Tower(s)ing. Follow the uneventful tale of two large stone statues: Isildur & Anarion, as they... tower.
Collectors Edition features a runtime of 8hrs 47mins.
rdrjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stoning. It's about a sorcerer caught in a mild east country accused of witchcraft
higgeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - maybe NSFW
SirWestlich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking (NSFW) - an urbandictionary production
ProbablyMyLastPost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alice in Wonderlanding, the story about a female pilot who manages to land inside a rabbit hole.
Irateasshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping, that would be a complete different movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding. A man dies from a fatal blow to the gut.
...I think I just found the perfect title for a Houdini biopic.
aaronkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knight Rising
The awkward adventures of a teenage crime fighter that gets a boner every time he confronts a criminal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carolling: The heartwarming story of two hyper-religious women who come to realize that life can be full of unexpected joy.
BreathingSmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsmen: The Secret Servicing
A young man, who's father died taking a load in the face to save his coworkers, is offered a chance to become on of the greatest discreet male escorts in the world. The Company, known only as Kingsmen to its elite clientele, is operated in the basement of one of the best suit makers in England. Samuel L Jackson Stars as the 45y/o Virgin computer genius.
qitocron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing - A Road Movie
Kraven_howl0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wolf of wall streeting: a mafia tycoon, played by Oscar - winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio, is being set up by the Triads in an overseas trade, with Danny Trejo as the American spy placed inside the Triad who has accidently made it to the higher ranks of the clan, so that #1 US sniper Kevin Spacey may assassinate him. What they don't know is DiCaprio is from the streets and used to freerun as a kid. After a misplaced snipe followed by a parkour chase scene Leo retreats back to the US to resume business and plot his revenge on the Triad and US government. While he's plotting the Triads and Spacey meet up with the Mexican Mafia. This is where Danny sees his cousin (Ernie from George Lopez) who just starts ruining the whole undercover thing for him. Danny is forced to kill Mexican civilian to prove he's not an undercover spy. The story resumes with them realizing their heroine being supplied to DiCaprio is a way in. Note: DiCaprio has not met the other actors in this movie yet, grunts were acting under orders. So they sneak in his warehouse themselves, Spacey, danny, dude from George Lopez and head of Mexican Mafia Samuel L. Jackson, by hiding in a hidden compartment on an 18 wheeler. Sabotage and gunfights ensue, nothing too loud though, it's all stealth ops and Ernie just won't shut up. Spacey is worried he's going to get them killed so he tells Danny to take him out. Danny being deep undercover asks his cousin to talk with him in private. He pulls his tooth out and offers it to him. Either take the cyanide or he has to shoot him. Many tears, very emotion. Scene ends with Danny breaking his neck after he took the pull to make it look real. They go along, interrupting DiCaprios plotting. Big rant by Leo followed by Jackson shooting one of Leo's men. Gun fight breaks out, Leo releases his pet tiger as he goes to escape and Danny fights it with a knife. Plot follows as Leo enters the back alleys and fights them off breaking some of their bones. In the end Leo takes down the US government by showing he has connections with the North Koreans, as they threaten America with nukes.
TheFlyingAssyrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was fucking amazing.
PeruvianDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking- A riveting instructional short film on how to milk cows, goats, etc.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commandoing Arnold has to shed the underwear in order to increase his swim count.
mikemtb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - The best Salvation Army Ringer stands outside for 3 hours ringing the bell for random change.
The Hobbiting - the world gets taken over by "sneaky little hobbitses"
Uzumukutaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing
A movie about the conqourer of annoying ringing sound
bagelpirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Walk to Remembering: Going on a walk trying to remember things
lhedn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rear Windowing. Pretty sure this movie already exists.
jeppe7645 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i know its not totally right but it would be awesome. Hunger gaming
Kryptic_Anthology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing
Dead girl systematically murders everyone until the noise
seizesceases.Daddy23Hubby21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*ceases. Good though.
Kryptic_Anthology ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well...I tried.
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars.
Whatever you do - don't blink.
NaffRespect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't look away either.
nohiddenmeaning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. (NSFW)
TedUpvo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruiting
A mockumentary on a day in the life of a shadow recruiter. Like The Office, but classified.
pisstopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Titanicing sounds like porn.
LordMeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining-ing. People try to remake The Shining and end up in a real-life Shining scenario.
iBlag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling - The unfolding tale of a wife who left her husband to go shopping with her friends.
extremethickness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mooning"
Oh my.
AC1DSKU11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - The story of an introvert who simply can't be made to go out clubbing
DrKrankenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Armageddoning- Taking grind dancing to a whole new level.
_Galilei_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Recruiting
Colin Farrell joins a multi-level marketing racket, and relentlessly harasses all his Facebook friends to become his downline producers.
hurried-curry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - every adventure Harrison Ford goes on, he is desperately wanting to get home to the state of Indiana. Every movie ends in disappointment.
CheckOutTheEmpties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers' Listing.
The cargo ship "Schindler" transporting goods to Seattle was loaded incorrectly by the "new guy" played by Jim Norton. A stop and go thrill ride that will have audiences every where wondering, "are the containers secure?? Will the ship make it in time? Who knows, more importantly who cares. From the director that brought you "Throw mama from the train".
shaggymass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping
ricdesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - The story of the invention of the knuckleball
_zso2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pink Floyd - The Walling - handbook for Masons
TumblrTrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking - Adam Sandler becomes an internet troll.
Ask_me_about_my_pug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging.
I don't even know.
Wet_Work32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing...dont think i have to elaborate.
milopoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting - This summer, the world's scariest witch leaves the woods... for FASHION!
Steinberg1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barton Finking: A cockney intellectual spends 2 hours silently pondering life's great mysteries, occasionally pausing to break a pint glass over someone's head when interrupted.
thepeopleshero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring (the last airbender) - Basically just the DBZ power up episodes but its just Aang trying to max avatar
siemasko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barton Finking
What is Barton finking about?
KarmicHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering: The Bible, Part 2
yellowdart654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerers stoning. Bunch of magic dudes get high as fuck.
00_01_11_10_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Imitation Gaming
atucker88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thin red lining. Documentary about bologna.
iBlag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shuttering Island - A small northeastern island prepares for a storm of insane proportions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the ending - just credits
Clicking - The story of a perfectly normal redditor
EyeintheSky420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Standing - a trip through a day in the life of a member of the Queen's Guard, a real time 4 part event miniseries.
abuttandahalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force awakening. It us a reality show styled movie about every single day in the lives of the characters in the force awakens before the movie takes place
BurgerBurgal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shining-ing? Huh..
Daddy23Hubby21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoiring Dogs - a children's movie about dogs (damations?) building a dam
M-orever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging
RyanFF1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty chitty bang banging. Speaks for itself I think
Doc-in-a-box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars.
Make me blink, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
papi-pinto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie land"ing" is about a zombie landing a plane.
softeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling
SciFi: Young kids use special powers to tip cows.
bullethead399 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - The best oxymoronic film ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking.
It's actually just the CCTV footage of why I'm now on the sexual predators list.
Lammbock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
Mundus2018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking :)
TheRedBard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Whatever the occurrence is, there is no getting out of it now.
Big_Ern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingpining: Roy Munson is a broke and washed up porn star from the 80's. He used to have it all. Girls, fast cars, big houses and an endless supply of drugs and booze.
But then he gets Munsoned. In 2006 he loses his hand in a bowling alley porn shoot gone wrong. The loss of that hand becomes a new appeal in the porn industry. He's famous again.
He finds out it was an old rival of his named Ernie McCracken behind it all, but his plan had backfired. Roy finds Ernie and a fight ensues, Roy is the winner. He gets closure from his past and goes on to be a legendary porn star, a Kingpin of the industry.
Phantasmal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching.
Actually, nothing really changes.
rnjbond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling, the tragic tale of Chicken Little
NecroJoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Netting
falcon2r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source coding
milk829 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr and Mrs smithing. We take a couple and try to teach them black smithing, will the big final order break their marriage? Find out tonight
seanbeedelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crying Gaming - A British soldier is kidnapped by IRA terrorists and forced to play Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden, Contra, Ghosts and Goblins, and Metroid on the NES. He discovers a dark and uncomfortable secret about Samus that shocks him to the core.
Chaos4139 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming....basically a giant robot porn
ricdesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredding - One man's struggle to deal with workplace anxiety
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping- a young cyborg deals with the pain of his parents divorce
jijibs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Club(b)ing - A crazy guy and his imaginary friend go clubbing but always get in bar fights and eventually blow up a couple buildings.
Steinberg1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: an avant-garde health food show. 'Nuff said.
physjunkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jupiter Ascendinging: an intellectual critique of our place in the universe
Mrcocobeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Fu Hustling. A group of Kung-fu masters go to a dive bar and hustle pool games for money.
samfi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sneakersing
Meet Andy, the anthropomorphic sports shoe with a song in it's heart on a quest for his missing pair.
DispatchDingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing- The story of a weight lifting legend
tsatrom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A group of friends didn't want to hangout outside.
yovkov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - a Chinese fairytale...
K9AgentOfShield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron manning. Peyton manning invents a suit that covers up his giant forehead
TheJaice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pattoning - Starring Honey Boo Boo, Inventor Extraordinaire
thatguytony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging : People getting off to trains going by. (I suck at funny)
Acey_Adapter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining-ing. A psychological horror about a father driven mad by everyone making fun of his stutter.
havoksmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending - A movie about a book club discussing the ending of a particular book?
SALT1NES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: an assassin's furious attempt to murder the 29th president of the United States.
Johndough99999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord if the ringing. Sequel to Lord of the dancing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - One billionaire's attempt to iron his own clothes
ehowardhunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing: documenting our country's 200+ year fascination with crossing streets
KangarooJack77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting, a short guy gets a short fuse and actually win Waterloo
zeekar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakenings. A desperate doctor turns to the dark side in an attempt to revive his comatose patients.
abusementpark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. Evil mastermind M. Night Shyamalan hatches a sinister plot to subject movie-goers to a terrible film about plants killing people.
Juggzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stoning - Harry Potter's friend is charged with heresy, but can Harry save him before the execution?
lysdexic__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting.
Molly believes her lover, Sam, has died but he's just ignoring her texts.
JonDied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerers stoneing - The magical execution of a sorcerer, with primitive tools.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A documentary that answers the age old question: "Did the gas pedal REALLY get stuck?"
M1K3R5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming: a light hearted comedy of a Serbian who gets a camcorder for Christmas.
RegretDesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling, the story of a kleptomaniac.
iBlag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contacting - A woman's journey to find extraterrestrial life while wearing prescription eyewear for the first time.
Scap-Rallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming: one extraterrestrials being's struggles to share its fruit preserves with the people of Earth.
Cartossin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hobbiting. Marky Mark runs away from hobbits in a field.
DylanThomasVomit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Short Circuiting - Warwick Davis stars as a master electrician constantly ridiculed for his height who flips out one day and plots revenge by creating an army of sentient robots.
babzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - A story about bodybuilders pushing themselves to the extreme.
bullethead399 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - Inception vs. Bond vs. Independence Day
Choot_em ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seasoning of the Witch - Nic Cage plays a 14th century knight who transports a witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her culinary powers could be the source of all those great smells from the dungeons!
nolmurph97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting- many secrets and rumors of a squire come up just before the biggest moment of his life
Apostle_1882 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knight Rising - Batman's morning workout routine. Get ab's like the Caped Crusader in 14 days!
ADIDASects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting - Blair manifests her own insecurities onto the men she is dating in this coming of age romcom.
brlymknit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing
ccotherman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious - Vin Diesel is Hangry!
WARNING_im_a_Prick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting
She's pregnant, and She's Fucking NUTS!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chokeing One mans struggle to consume a particularly tough piece of steak.
AZTricky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding - The story of a high school class clown who plays a prank on a random stranger whom just happened to be in the Yakuza.
DeepSkull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic thundering, a documentary about storm systems around the equator.
ludicrouscuriosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running - In feudal Japan a story of a rusty sword that gets in an enlightening journey with replicants and smoke bombs
ZanzabarOHenry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventuring.
This probably doesn't change anything...
alldaybuttchug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing - Pixar presents the story of one anthropomorphic piece of fruit and her zany attempts to open up to people and share how she feels about things, and stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming. Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece on how to sublet.
The Matrixing. We think Keanu can fly like Superman, but no, it's a trick of the light and dust. Watch four TV idiots scare themselves trying to prove it.
The Blair Witch Projecting. A new Etsy shop coming soon, by three mediocre hipsters.
NetworkingJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stuffing
A movie about Thanksgiving dinner gone horribly wrong.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A dinosaur themed parking lot struggles to maintain solvent among cheaper non-themed lots.
ADIDASects ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - one woman's bloody pursuit to stop autodrafts on her bank account from her old apartment's utility company
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A Porn Adventure.
iPinch89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing - An instructional video on local zoning laws.
Steinberg1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing. The most important meal of the day has just become the most dangerous.
BUTTHOLE_TALKS_SHIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - Little girl with a bell.
jmulder79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - It's like Night at the Roxbury, but with broken noses and bloody lips.
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking- the humble life of a trim painter.
Last_Gigolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking - a Reality show about tv stars walking up a mountain. So basically a lot of complaining.
Bullzai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage sit on a front porch, each in their own rocking chair.
TransAMrit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage mutant ninja turtling -- will he manage to pinch it off?
hrisskarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering, ones mans tale of trying to accrue the woman he loves from her father.
the_red_scimitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - a movie about a guy who makes everything bright.
TonyMatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trans-Europ Express 'ing'. That's what we in Europe are all about (especially the end, rotating in light chains.) Nice!
CrispyTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bucket Listing - the story of a man who posted his bucket on Craigslist
TheBigShizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
True Grit(t)ing - The story a of a lonely council worker who is responsible for laying down grit during the winter.
ats610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concussioning: A documentary of the emerging sport of bat fighting
tall_zed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging
The same exact movie, except Matt Damon has a stutter.
theflyingvs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 years a slaving. Opposiite side of the story.
AwkwardBamboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About Timing. A documentary on how to stop being late for work.
didyoubang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fault in our staring : The movie about using wrong actors for right roles
kursaal71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering
The James Bond porn film
ehowardhunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Truman Showing: A group of wacky characters get into a bidding war for a new condo following an open house
BentMyWookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting: The short life of Napoleon Blownaparte
horsevag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that is awesome
oosaaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing : Documentary of adults with recurring nightmares of Algebra.
redbank9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Ending. A compilation of all movie credits in the world.
Lammbock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
ฯ-ing Story of a nerd taking revenge on his former high school bullies by pieing them.
DawkinsFett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's babying
havoksmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A story about a young Velociraptor who decides to leave the tribe and open up a parking service in New York City.
alittleoffwhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging. Same movie just everyone has more peanut butter their mouths.
WARNING_im_a_Prick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing
An informative training video for the construction industry.
mrnagrom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: movies i'd totally watch
TheRehabKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside-Outing
A therapist helps a patient beat her agoraphobia by slowly decorating the inside of her house to look like the outside world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pacific riming.
DawkinsFett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JURASSIC PARKING
Magnatross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratatoing
softeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triple 9ing
Prank calling emergency services in the UK.
milk829 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron manning. He can finally take a hit, but what will come of his career?
PerpetualYawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. A heart warming movie about a deadbeat godfather who has to step up and take care of his friend's baby daughter when when his friend dies.
Richard_Krieg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting: Christian Bale gets invited to Buckingham Palace at night for a private knighting ceremony by the Queen. As he enters, he hears maniacal laughing coming from the microphone, then an authoritative female voice speaks: "Let's put a smile on that face"
alexzinger123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The happeninging"
It's the exact same movie, but everyone has a stutter as well as giving atrocious performances
PerpetualYawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, it's the exact same movie.
JeSuisGen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering - God gets multiple girls pregnant.
InLikeErrolFlynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking.
A San Francisco supervisor leaves the world of Castro Street behind and starts a dairy farm.
ffxt10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The omening. It's about a deaf chick trying to explain whats pissing her off about a play.
Number224 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
The movie about a Dinosaur's struggle to find his car after going to the mall.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sword Fishing - A tale to reveal the real reason why the lady of the lake had Excalibur.
muzzyMANmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Norwegian wooding - Definately a porno
WARNING_im_a_Prick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jackaling
prequel to "The Ding-a-Ling"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Networking" - a story about the failures of a Linux wiz at having sex.
xLiftoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing, a story about a Neo Nazi's trip across the states!
TheJaice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding - John always preferred to keep to himself. But after a family emergency forces a coworker to leave her 3 dogs in his care, he finds his life forever changed by the bond that forms with his new canine companions.
zoeyversustheraccoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birding
A couple's quest to spot the elusive orange-bellied parrot.
Macbrantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. The documentary of Peyton Manning's 30-year NFL career.
skyfall85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking. The story of a slow man learning to masturbate.
Ubergeeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramparting.
calindor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting. A documentary....about birds.
858graphics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - A romantic tale about one mans quest to find true friendship
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Men: Days Of Future Pasting - a team of mutants plans the redecoration of X Mansion
Ewoks_are_cool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Odd Coupling:two old guys bang.
Zevon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need For Speeding Paul is a loose cannon cop on the edge, with only three days left till his quota, and a hell of a lot of tickets to write
TheBengineer77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: Weightlifters reach their boiling point trying to max out.
Caroling: Two women develop a bond over Christmas songs that becomes a love with complicated consequences.
Fast Fiving: Street-racers navigate the dangerous world of high-speed high-fives
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething
A young girl with developing teeth in her vagina noms on rubber toys.
Smurf2055 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's the Maning, the story of Peyton and Eli's sister, Amanda Bynes.
Bman_2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At world's ending
Pirate ship gets hit by giant meteorite
QuieroHabanero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting. A man decides to urinate from atop a skyscraper with unforeseen consequences
jzigsjzigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman and Roboning. Batman gets frisky with Cyborg.
DerekB74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. The inspirational true story of Peyton Manning's struggle of ironing his clothes.
whiskeycreu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A parallel parking adventure 65 million years in the making.
HotpotDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating.a family rent a lodge out for a winter excursion but on getting there they find out there is no heating and a snowstorm is coming
SuprisreDyslxeia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission Impossibling is about a man's bling that is so fancy there is no possible way anyone else could achieve his look.
flex0us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping.
yyjd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The iron gianting: a block of iron grows exponentially
OlderAndAngrier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten coping
A child's excruciating journey through one day in kindergarten.
AZTricky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming - A Documentary from Award winner Marshall Curry, as he tries to find out why girls at Justin Bieber concerts scream so damn much.
angry_pecan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing.
It's still the exact same movie.
DoctorBrew89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking...moo
ThrowAway-47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Santa's Slaying. Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.
Not sorry
Seouls_Synergy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming. You must pick! Vidya games or food?
WARNING_im_a_Prick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barton Finking
A london man is locked in deep contemplation.
Zohaibman72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cape Fearing - Robert De Niro plays a superhero afraid of capes
Ravag3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ninja turtling - 4 cool dudes trying not to cowabunga their pants.
Anonapoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding- 50 Shadesesque bdsm where a secret agent lives a triple life, pleasure, agency, and a day job
SilenceoftheSamz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting Now we are salting roads
nukingrabbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Harry goes on a quest for his family's long lost pot of pot.
hereismymindx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zoo Keeping - a documentary where Kevin James is educated on the ins and outs of what it takes to run a zoo. Guest starring Mike Rowe.
ICantEvenLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a documentary about the war against seal clubbing
gogoramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vacationing
The Griswald's fly to California, much to Clark's dismay, and successfully make it to Walley World. Tune in for 90 minutes of fun-filled action at "America's favorite family fun park."
flightless_mouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing
An old man in Singapore dispenses vigilante justice to vandals and hooligans the old-fashioned way.
(So obscure!)
Falcone1668 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tombstoning.
The Cowboys are on the run, as the Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and The Undertaker are chasing after them trying to Piledrive them all.
boomsc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hateful Eighting.
The tragic tale of a eighty stone man's battle with food and self loathing.
Bman_2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostbustersing
A musical about busting ghosts
brozarth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thin Red Lining
The tale of the inside of a soldiers totally adorable jacket.
8ballSpeaking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - The tales of Young King Midas' adolescent sexual explorations
klinch3R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sucker punching
a film about 5 girls beating up suckers
dayvarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drifting
The same thing as before.
jannis32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beaching - Leo is going to get some tanning...
wheels255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching - Stealing shit
boomsc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cabining in the Woods.
A boring romcom set in a picturesque cabin retreat.
MechanicalTurkish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - the Peyton Manning story
Mr_Romo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whipiting- the tragic story of how whipits ruined a young girls life.
wheels255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Kidding - An invigorating tale about people who can't take anything seriously.
seanbeedelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck-it Ralphing - A video game villain suffering from body dysmorphia wants a perfect body and sets out to fulfill his dream, but his battle with bulimia brings havoc to the whole arcade where he lives.
VTStig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. A brilliant young man who hides his intelligence due to embarrassment of his stutter.
JayStar1213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A group of MMA fighters go out clubbing, but alcohol and quick tempers get the best of them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catching Firing - the story of a righteous man who goes around trying to stop wrongful firings
Cosmic_Nord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stardusting-- Several hours of late night dusting technique, thrilling.
jump_the_snark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooding Will Hunting, or Good Willing Hunting.
It's about Cuba Gooding somewhere in the woods, trying to improve his grammar, and his aim. Or it's a post-apocalyptic nightmare where people hunt kids for food.
Strawburys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringings
Now about the head of the telephone company.
aspirer42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - NFL quarterback by day, superhero by night.
"Peyton was able to throw this touchdown in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
Also, Ghosting -- Patrick Swayze teams up with Whoopi Goldberg to silently break up with Demi Moore.
NigRiggd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The breakfast clubing, several teens report to detention only to find principle Vernon hasn't had his coffee yet this morning... and gone off his mess in a psychotic spiral out of control
jtarkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inside Outing"
It's a softcore porn.
wrathy_tyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Manning: A biopic of Cooper Manning
IronWolf1911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. A story about a boy watching the execution of a witch
theblueyoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
Einhander_mk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic Fouring
A sub par at best golfer electrifies a crowd every tournament with his boisterous swing callout.
Critics give it FORE thumbs up
opcrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone needs to make commercials for all of these.
obcdexter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jawsing" ... a documentary about a very painful, outdated form of musical expression. The jawsingers of yesteryear, now forced to use sign language because of the injuries sustained during their glorious past, tell tales of their extravagant heyday.
obcdexter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A Serbian Filming" ... a very modest and calm biopic following the life of Serbian cameraman Stipe Vidic, who makes a living recording everyday occurrences, which he then sells as stock footage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing... A movie about William Costigan (Leonardo Dicaprio) waiting for his terminally ill mother to pass away so he can fully devote himself to the Boston State Police.
Pachi2Sexy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
A drunk collage student struggles to wing an essay that is due tomorrow after a night of partying.
TrixRidiculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Strange Loving OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombing. The story of a woman who accepts total nuclear annihilation with the help of a kinky friend.
XaoticOrder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming. The story of a 48 hour MMO tournament and a broken mini fridge.
Veralece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Deepeninging. This tale of bloodthirsty sharks just got deeper.
TrixRidiculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Strange Loving OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombing. The story of a woman who accepts total nuclear annihilation with the help of a kinky friend.
carlosuvedoble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing -- A family's journey to their own living-room
Alternatively
Inside Outing -- A gay man's story of deception and betrayal
cienpies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bridget Jones Diarying - An entire film of a woman's troubles with IBD and how she learned to love porcelain
zeekar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: making the best of a rainy day.
TheJaice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fever Pitching - While returning from a trip to the rain forests of Costa Rica, Daniel knows that something isn't right. Gripped by fever, he crawls into bed. He awakens to find himself balls-deep in a man he's never met before. Now the world must rush to answer two questions. Is there a cure? And who else has been infected?
Starring Kirk Cameron
djd1ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Boying: A drama about the hard life and times of famed rapper Flava Flav
salvolife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming
Still a terrible movie. Maybe about roommates... still terrible.
reddogg1369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding - A thriller involving the kidnapping of the 29th President of the United States
wevansly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Longest Yarding" Two farmers are locked in an endless rivalry as each competes to build a bigger free-range chicken coop than the other, only to realise they're no more free than the chickens they keep.
Dipper_Pines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seventh Sealing. A deeply philosophical art house film about life, death and proper plumbing.
TrixRidiculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Strange Loving OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombing. The story of a woman who accepts total nuclear annihilation with the help of a kinky friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - an angry organization who really hates Warren G. Harding plots his assassination.
lagerea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A group of rough around the edge brawling homosexuals with a propensity for the night life: Fight Clubbing. "I am Jack's swollen prostate"
squintus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - Payton goes to any means necessary to avoid retirement by going through an expensive and dangerous procedure replacing all of his bones with Iron
LosGritchos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Good Manning - A whistleblower goes nut and fight both islamic terrorists and russian mafia.
BennyRoundL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shawshank Redemptioning
A wrongfully accused man goes to prison and escapes using the same strategy as Andy Dufresne.
The same movie plot but with characters who've seen the movie.
NetTrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mementoing : I'm still not sure
NysonEasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kane-ing A punk kid gets the shit whacked out of him when he defaces property in Singapore.
Formant_A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black snake moaning: The story of the world's first erotic snake
imiiiiik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - you think your kid is a brat !
Deltheru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - an insatiable lust leads a woman to a life of friction and redundancy
SpammedYourGrandma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Emperor's Clubbing. Pretty much the sequel to Caligula
tadir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretsing. Harry joins the invisible ghost chorus.
piknick1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing (change to clubbing) - I am jacks restless appetite for dance
dengseng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - still makes a good movie involving magic in a contemporary era, but in real life context of a young boy named Harry who gets bullied by everyone but he secretly makes awesome pottery art until one day he realises he is born with creativity and senses that lets him feel the clay downright perfectly, like magic!
Miffy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9ing - One man's quest to find his other dirty half-dozen.
BaconBitz69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wolf of Wallstreeting: still about cocaine and hookers.
Sovann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
imiiiiik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pay it Forwarding - make them pay
reddogg1369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling - 'nuff said
breadbitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging -- it's about watching the movie Trainspotting as many times as possible in one day.
Kraaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering. A movie about a German Psysiologist
SemiLOOSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad maxing - the sequel
Lavotite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing
Some guys just really want to dance
mrhickey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Running Manning: A story about a whistleblowing transgender who enters a marathon.
Cutter9792 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Johnny Depp acts his heart out in this tale of a man walking to the store and it's a bit windy.
squintus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds Ending
After discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month, Captain Jack Sparrow recruits a misfit team of deep core drilling pirates to save the planet.
Shanghai1943 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interstellaring.
Star Trek sequel where they go into warp speed the entire time
imiiiiik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Graduating - mountains of debt !
deeweromekoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - The tale of one courageous man's fight to stop the poaching of adorable baby seals.
KingCabbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - A movie about a boy trying to get 99 in every skill in Runescape in only one summer.
everhungry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. A heretofore never seen account of the bloody assassination attempt of Warren G Harding
FullmentalFiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AvaTaring
A disabled military vet finds solace packaging deli meats.
imiiiiik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty Dancinging - I'm dizzy
REricSimpson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
West Siding Story: A fascinating look into the lives of siding and veneer installers in Los Angeles, who routinely repair damage from gang violence, from acclaimed documentary film-maker Morgan Spurlocking.
Schnitzngigglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing: the feature length film of "The Jersey Shore"
pedrorq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting -- no description, sorry. XXX-rated.
tsarnizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshalling- a movie about a recently broken up golf marshall at the US Open.
Kantina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling - more Adam Sandler wank.
HamMerino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling, 90 minutes of zombies trying to get everybody together to carpool to work.
Jeffrey_Rosenspan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Demolition Manning - - Movie about what happens when the Patriots meet the Broncos on January 24, 2016.
I_Think_I_Cant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating: Same plot.
lolgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Chris Pratt now teaches dinosaurs to drive
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping
crazyvibes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God fathering, how Jesus was conceived. And Part 2, how Jesus was raised.
djmooselee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. Gumping is anal sex... So in the forest...watch out for bugs
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
mariangrazel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Caroling - An entire movie where Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara pine for each other while Christmas carolling
Milinkalap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting : pretty girl goes and roids out at the gym.
Signing : endless line of aliens trying to get their copy of game of thrones signed.
Noannihilator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubbering. It's a movie about a guy desperately trying to put on a condom without ruining the moment. The overall stress of the situation makes him lose the erection, and the girl. Now, after that night, he's got something to prove.
SlyPineapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging because... oh wait
Lonelychairleg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfellowing - Tally ho chaps!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning-roving band of outraged folk take the law into their own hands.
Zombie_Nietzsche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging -- trees that use echoes to MURDER
yourmindondrugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha same title different idea, love it :p
EDLyonhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Time(ing)
An animated movie about a troupe of improve-jazz musicians looking for a fabled venue after the collapse of the local music scene.
iIsLoca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wing - A documentary about New Zealand singer Wing and her rise to fame.
PickleWickleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing - a series of people sawing various sizes of wood into smaller and smaller pieces until theyre cut too small to do anything with
SmileyB-Doctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinanicing A giant's quest to frost the worlds most dangerous cake
fappinatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Balling -- Just your general porn fantasy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star War Sing - The Musical
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven Poundings
I think I've seen that.
venomizer2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex Machining - Three unhappy ex boyfriends trap their past lovers in this gruesome follow up from the creator of Saw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing, same thing really.
TwoRocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Clockwork Oranging: Sorry love, no time for the old "in out" , I've just come to sand, and refinish your Grandfather clock.
JammingLive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill billing - someone got overcharged
shnicklefritz420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the ending
reddogg1369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JawSing - Instructional video of how to sing.
Spock_42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - Meet James, a hopeless Romantic on a mission to find and bond with the love of his life, Miss M. Penny.
Draw_3_Kings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping. A movie about a meal gone wrong.
bspymaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter: the sorcerer's stoning: Muggles discover the wizarding world and promptly kill everyone involved in a massive witch hunt. End of series.
avakar_shingdot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging.
Zooga_Boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning..
:(
ThisisNOTAbugslife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
nguyenm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking - a story of Keanu Reves suck something out of stuff.
(wick - absorb or draw off (liquid) by capillary action.)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing.....
Private Joker undergoes experimental armor plating prior to deployment to vietnam
sterichards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming - The day in the life of a Taiwanese guy
yourmindondrugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The happeninging" a documentary about m. Night's downfall in the movie industry.
ICanWords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shawshank Redemptioning....th...uh... pretty much the same thing with a dumber title.
alfiealfiealfie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening - One man's fight to rid his land of foreigners
JammingLive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Truman showing- going commando
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing: A modern-day Moby Dick.
Dutch_Douche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'A Beautiful Minding'
Yes, he minds! And he explains nicely why.
toriemm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the beasting: basically Million Dollar Baby in the world of Olympic weightlifting, with a bottle blonde who has fake tits.
Snow whiting: in a world where yellow snow has become a global epidemic in the new ice age, one man sets forth to save the world.
Bambing: biopic of becoming the Great Bambino
Peter Panning: in a world where this Chef from the wrong side of the stove has the plates stacked against him, he prevails against all odds. And Gordon Ramsay.
Sword in the Stoning: turns out King Arthur was a bit of fuckup in his formative years. See the behind the scenes story of the pothead who became king.
paidsandserape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salting. Jolie applying salt to the wounds of all her fans.
whatsmylogininfo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemy Mining - The griefers destroy it all.
Roarer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping. I have no idea, but it's probably x-rated.
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting - A legendary small town ghost, and her inability to take responsibility for her own character flaws
biscuit_mcniggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10 things I hate about youing...
A story of Patrick Ewing, or Michelle Obama.
dhaas84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Graduating The story of Chris Farley's 7 years in college leading up to Tommy Boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Adventures of Tintining
Powerism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing. The lives of four strangers are interwoven as they come down from serious cocaine benders.
MosaicAbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Men: Days of Future Pasting, a movie about how the copy-paste feature changes the world.
the_eyes_have_hills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening - Liam Neeson battles the demons of hell to reclaim his daughter's soul after she was possessed
GrammarGumshoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby Dicking - 2 hours of Singer songwriter Moby just fucking around.
postmodernparadox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Greying starring a middle aged man's hair and not much else.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Transforming: The Movie - It's the same movie. Optimus dies. Unicron is here. The matrix is given to Hot Rod. Herioc Autobots vs Evil Decepticons. Dinobots and Devastator. Cell shaded awesome animation. YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!
DamoDoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - a movie split into individual plots of the collapse of peoples lives
Russtopher617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bicycle Thieving. Basically the same movie, but from the opposite perspective.
Notorious_Park ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - dinosaurs trying to park cars.
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try as he might, the kid with the lisp just can't... Do The Right Thinging
Ennion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gladiatoring. Stays the same!
AJockeysBallsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing - a movie about the deadliest fad to follow "planking". It tells the story of a group of friends trying to one-up each other by getting photographed while being eaten alive by giant sharks in random places. A kiddie pool, a parking lot, Mount Everest, etc.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan finally gets her revenge.
TheBuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking - All Keanu wanted to do was take his final exam so he could go on summer vacation but he couldn't keep a pencil sharp
warm_ice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - a suave, silver-tongued bachelor spends his time chatting up old truckers and giving them dating tips, while making his way across the country
msctex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding
An epic tale of the transition from traditional manually wound watches to modern battery and kinetic timepieces.
darybrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying
A documentary about people selling babies for $1million.
OR
The Land Before Timing
A historical review of how civilisations performed any type of planning before the concept of time existed.
FutureJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing. How far will you go to cover up a murder?
GiftHulkInviteCode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is unexpectedly one of the funniest threads in recent memory. Well done, OP!
DarkRollsPrepare2Fry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. A 2 and 1/2 hour documented knighting ceremony with insufficient lighting
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Les Miserabling
From the creators of The Wiz, an urban retelling of Les Miserables.
teevee247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shawshank Redemptioning
It picks up with Captain Hadley being processed at another prison. It follows him over the years as prisoners from Shawshank get transferred to the prison he's in and make his life a living hell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning, Peyton manning an autobiography.
Gruntledgoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - Johnny Hooker has to find an ointment or he'll get no relief.
GrandMasterGush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding - 3 hours and 58 minutes of fart jokes. Glorious, breathtaking, fart jokes.
J5892 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.
It's the same movie, but the costumes are all brightly colored raver outfits, and all the music is European techno.
pabss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking.
Story about getting srhek'd ... in the butt. It's all ogre now.
Nevermynde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking.
'nuff said.
eaglescout1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - A documentary about paratroopers
BigWilliFatstacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wicker Manning - Nicholas page plays an ageing Peyton Manning as the end of his career unravels.
LazyRoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empire Strikes Backing - A story about how the stormtroopers protest their wages and lack of firearm training. The Resistance lends political support to their cause
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - criminals accidently turn up to a local resevoir only to discover it's a major site for doggers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better than anything the grotesque Amy Schumer spews out
DoctorZeusPhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
motor_boat_goat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing - dancing at Denny's or baseball-batting a boiled egg
jlanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo Drifting --- An alternate history piece depicting a reality in which the japanese refused to yield ww2. Brave pilots have heroically prevented the nuking of tokyo, but nukes all around it have set Tokyo adrift. The last holdout of imperial japan.
Powered by propellers linked to bicycle pedals they must make their way to the Mediterranean to regroup with allied forces to construct their secret weapon to turn the tides of the war.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mining
After electing to have his mind wiped, a white African diamond mine foreman (Jim Carrey) finds himself falling back in love with the horrific line of work that once drove him away.
Captain_English ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengers Assembling: Tony needs some help with his lego set
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing
One man's search for the perfect couch.
_jenaraeshun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
harry potting.... Could be a garden show, could be the new generation cheech and chong
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue Streaking - the story of a cop who drinks away his depression but discovers streaking as an alternative to deal with his feelings.
JBM-Murray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edge of Tomorrowing - documentary about that last edge of laziness you need to procrastinate well, in a society where people tend to procrastinate more and more.
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacob's Laddering - He just knew tights were a bad idea
thundertool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over the Topping- a man decides that plain vanilla is the only way to eat ice cream.
metnem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on Firing... Starring Donald Trump
RogueEncounter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryaning. A bunch of guys walking around saving shit the way Ryan would.
DJjizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding
Men going around having multiple babies with different women out of wedlock.
Russtopher617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. Al Pacino and Robert De Niro run competing HVAC repair services.
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Simple Planing - It's just a small carpentry job... what could go wrong?
BadIdeaCentral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming, Katniss is trying to beat the last level of the game, but will her hunger let her?
Nevermynde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Match pointing. An arsonist threatens to set random people on fire.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing
A young Chinese boy growing up in San Francisco learns about the horrors his people suffered in the 19th century.
Frodobeswaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lego Moving, the most innocent horror movie ever.
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Skeleton Keying - the story of an undead car vandal
soliloki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scott Pilgriming, where Scott found a new faith (Islam) and documented his arduous, sometimes bizarre encounters during his journey to make pilgrimage to Mecca.
RacerMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Perfect Storming - an account of the Nazi invasion of France.
commandrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking ("Through the universe! Going boldly forward 'cos we can't find reverse!")
BEST_WAIFU_2K16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming. A movie about playing games when you're really hungry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting - A scary movie in the woods, about a witch showing a scary movie in the woods.
texabyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl with the dragon tattooing.
it's about a girl with a pet dragon who owns a tattoo shop
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - People banging in a car surrounded by Dinosaurs.
Russtopher617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking. Paddy Chayefsky's brutal satire of a business world in which connections are more valuable than skills and experience.
puppystrangeluv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
XXXing: Erotic business site
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Short Ying - The hunt for a diminutive Asian criminal
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging
Hugh Jackman stars as Bobby Angier, a CoD player that tries to figure out how Freddy Borden (Christian Bale) keeps prestiging nearly every week.
JoelKizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramparting - Woody Harrelson plays a mentally challenged man who rises to fame painting graffiti at skateboard parks.
Phylar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hobbiting
Life in the Shire has always been quiet and peaceful...until they came along.
Amanwholikesbananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avitaring: The action is just making x-box avitars for two and a half hours but I like to think it's really a movie about a few friends sitting on a couch enjoying their time together.
Fordro47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - Queen Elizabeth struggles to see in the dark with a sword.
The Prestiging - After so many hours playing COD, little Timmy finally catches up with his friends
Uping - Struggling to find meaning in this life
14000_calories_later ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighting Club. Well, actually it's just the same movie
rpmonteiro1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die (the) Harding.
One man. With his two hands... You know where this is going, right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Music Manning, a story of how Peyton Manning gives up his NFL career to pursue his real childhood dream of singing and dancing in musicals on Broadway.
slaytallica36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. It's a bullshit marketing strategy conference recorded for employees who couldn't make it in person.
cincidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching
An oddball detective gets an even odder request from a wealthy man he's never met. Now he has to decide if it's worth the money.
*Edit: Autocorrect killed the title
brammmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching - The life of a guy who makes flights for arrows
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A young girl and her family move to Seattle, where they discover they have to make the best of being stuck inside due to the rain.
KaecUrFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming - Attempting to cope with her mother's murder, Sydney is stalked by a goat.
Kiwi-kies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read it first as ghost and thought meh, re-read it and really want this to be a movie.
SquidPussyPotPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What We do in the Shadowing -- a film paralleling two friends who each always manage to botch things up right when they are about to get the job.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heating"- An A/C technician races against time to save the office from freezing over.
WarDredge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - Alcatraz is turned into a metal island where metalheads party 24/7, Nicolas Cage is tasked to recover 4 crates full of jager bombs stolen by the partygors and deliver them back to the bar before they open the crates.
hoopsinoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The God Fathering - A story about Christmas
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing
A group of teenagers leave detention to go to a morning club.
FisterMySister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bond-ing
A story about a former MI-6 agent, retired, and trying to spend time with his very, very, numerous, illegitimate children.
Smitty_666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredding - city court judge that hates his job.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STAR TREKING : Pretty much the same plot as Star Trek.
kidinnovation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong Turning - A drivers ed instructors worst nightmare. When will it end?
Reeceh13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the philosophers stoning - Everyone gets pissed off with philosophers and they start throwing stones into their labs
bananaBombst3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding.
Ew.
positmylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tangling, the story how one how a former Disney actress' experimentation with bondage catapulted her to fame as an international adult video star.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning- Harry Potter, a Sorcerer, gets stoned in the Salem Witch Trials
Spearka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking is your average tale of an idiot who's so bad driving he may as well be a dinosaur
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning- Harry Potter, a Sorcerer, gets stoned in the Salem Witch Trials
SuziBrookz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback Mountaining ... when it is just back breaking.
neihuffda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Cubeing
The thrilling continuation of the Sphereing. Pyramids were shaped into spheres - now all bets are off as 7 complete strangers of widely varying personality characteristics attempt to turn spheres into cubes.
TokyoWhirlwind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing โ An introverted tropical fruit finds the courage to finally share its true feelings.
WolfyCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing.
InvaderProtos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T.ing: A Mars Candy Production
listentothenurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stuck in Loving - Two dogs in love, destined to be together forever, until someone breaks out the hose.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sixth Sensing
Bruce Willis stars as a ghost that must relive the same period of his haunting, having gone through it five times already.
graywh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dennis the Menacing - kid leads a gang of trouble-makers on a rampage through suburbia
seanmck89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking - a docu-film which encounters dinosaurs struggling to adjust to life in the 21st century, hosted by Louis Theroux. The title itself highlighting the ever present stereotype that dinosaurs cant drive, due to their physique and mental capacity.
TheAgnosticRepublic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A cop and a master thief stuck in a cabin together try to figure out the thermostat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Paning. Just a rough and back country prospector named Peter, hunting for gold in a slew.
krazysoccerdude16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- in an alternate universe where both man and dino co-exist with minimal conflict, except for in the parking lot...
5JACKHOFF5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging- The happening already happened
bury_the_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing
The story of a pineapple who expresses his desire... for murder
bustyLaserCannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
These velociraptors just don't have anywhere to stick their vehicles
mrslavender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Camping โ the Son of man pitches a tent and enjoys a relaxing weekend in the desert
Rumzdizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangeloving: it's a gross nudie movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumber-er-ing... the process leading to the plot of Idiocracy.
kidinnovation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking - The Academy Award nominated biopic of Kimmy Schmidt, the Bunker Years.
saskpilsner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black snake moaning- the documentary on snake breeding
short_long_short ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Basically a Seth Rogen / James Franco get accepted to Hogwarts.
Lost_Pathfinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing. The story of human colonization of a now-terraformed Mars.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying
Her biological clock ticking, Hillary Swank stars as a rich middle-aged woman that babies her poodles and spends absurd amounts of money on them.
flipyourdick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the goblet of firing, everyone is downsized
SuziBrookz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck-it Ralphing ... too much drinking ruins everyone's good time.
mister_accismus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Manning: The untold story of Eli and Peyton's brother Cooper. He's a partner in the energy firm Howard Weil. It's pretty boring.
TenNeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxiing - "We've been sitting on the runway for an hour. Is this plane ever going to get off the ground?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A family struggles to survive the trip across the expansive Jurassic Park parking lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pacific Rimming, the story of analingus on a deserted island near the Pacific Ocean.
Edit: why the fuck don't you bitches ever upvote or enjoy what I write? Bunch of useless twats.. :,(
Entinu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging....not sure what this is about, but if the twist is that Bruce Willis was alive the whole time, I'm going to be a little pissed.
yeeval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething. The story about an American Teenager just now getting her first set of teeth and biting things from all around the world.
1st_thing_on_my_mind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Last Castleing. An aging park bench chess player finally gets the match of a lifetime.
zelandofchocolate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding.
A middle-aged couple congratulate a young college student for her excellent babysitting job in the only way they know how.
DemonCipher13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Backing. Darth Vader finds the stud.
rikjames90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
damn i wish i could think of a name of the top of my head but nothing seems remotely relevant here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insideouting. The family wants a picnic, but it's raining.
amazondrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never thought I'd see the day when I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue meets Reddit.
ElPlywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - a bunch of skilled bank robbers find new careers as HVAC technicians in the Los Angeles area
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging: a group of scientists discover an alien object buried in the ice in Antarctica. After daring one another to touch the object with their tongues and getting stuck, they keep their spirits up by performing opera.
SuziBrookz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Annie Halling ... Neurotic New York comedian falls for truck driving ditz
Pulsar1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing - Nigella Lawson's new cooking show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fellowship Of The Ringing. Part 2 of The Ringing. Just a bunch of guys that got together to do prank calls for 7 days, as a school project.
mrslavender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crafting โ a documentary about Etsy.com
wischy7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - a dull story of a group finding a way to determine the perfect pitch.
WentBerzerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding - a story about a basketball team trying to purchase a player named Harding
Tiddlybit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding- A historical drama depicting the story of the last few months alive and, subsequently, the slow, agonizing, painful death of President Warren Harding.
BarfingBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting, about the start of the German computer industry.
Super_Swag_Hacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After Earthing - A father and son ground themselves using copper wire and must survive as they embark on daily contemporary life in the wake of a solar flare.
analogkid01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - a woman loses an arm in a freak accident and goes on a massive shopping spree to compensate. A lone mall security guard tries to stop her exorbitant spending, then ends up joining her.
Mr_MacGrubber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legend of the Fisting. Pretty self-explanatory.
kdma81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Beetlejuicing, a harrowing of a beetle and his steroid use, and abuse.
(animated of course)
Blowing. It's basically Fifty Shades of Grey 2.
Ender's Gaming - An retired veteran returns home and plays xbox every day. Based on a true story.
Begold216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detecting-- pretty much the same thing
amntis1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ip Maning
The story of the forgotten brother and son of the Superbowl Legends
Jburke091 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt recruit other introverts to take down nightclubs in favor of sitting at home watching tv
Powerism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fasting and the Furious
Young Muslim men deal with the spread of western culture during Ramadan
blechd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging
FrosteeRucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking
Smithburg01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing - a large bird goes on an adventure from one bar to another
thehouseofmilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Konging - the dramatic and chilling development of a fatal sex position similar to dogging but in sacred land inhabited by fierce creatures where the participants bang until eaten.
ElPlywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Halloweening - Michael Myers puts down the machete and goes door to door for candy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging: a documentary about professional FPS gaming.
ImDrFreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting. - An alternate history epic where General Bonaparte destroys Europe in a series of controlled explosions.
oobydewby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mimicing
Re-posting your own thread 8 months later, and the top comments are all the same.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36kwdd/add_ing_to_the_end_of_a_movie_title_what_is_the/
Notjujubeansness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman Begin-sing
Batman faces his greatest foe yet... Choir lessons. (I know I'm cheating a bit)
hoopsinoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - a clock spring breaks in a big house down south.
Daerkannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballing - Mel Gibson as you've never seen him before!
Zooco0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing, it is about solving math problems
emilyisnotfunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Rust and Boning'- An erotic story people who have scrap metal fetishes
grocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barton Finking
The story of ... wait what was that movie actually about?
renegade06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - a tail about a neckbeard that locked himself in a basement maxing out all the stats of his mmo character.
Salting - movie about plow truck driver strugle in Chicago 1979 blizzard.
myrnelody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House of Waxing - 2 sons of a master beautician wax anybody who comes into town... to death?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
shakennotstirred44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Graying
A colorist working in a retirement community finds unexpected friendship in her clients, who give her advice on her love life. Probably stars Jennifer Lopez.
Valve00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. A rude group taking things unexpectedly from others.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning
The Interviewing (twice as shitty)
Berton_Guster_Voice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Trainspotting-ing" is about that time i got sick and watched "Trainspotting"
FiyaBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
It's a movie about dinosaurs learning to drive modern vehicles
icallshenannigans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Furying
Out of the foxhole, into the fox.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing. Some teens go out to eat on Saturday morning and get the shit beat out of them.
codemonkey985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
A scrappy young office worker meets a fabulous dancer and together they open a string of secret basement clubs where new members must dance off no matter what.
Phoenixf1zzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fifty shades of greying
A man's inner struggle to cope with the fact he's aging.
PurpleTopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World of Warcrafting
majoroutage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ocean's Elevening.
Perfecting the art of pulling off impossible heists through the use of clever editing and movie gags. All while Danny and Tess are busy taking baking classes.
I don't want to spoil too much, but it all comes together in the end.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
A documentary on how this terrible movie was made.
listentothenurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 40 Year Old Virgining - A documentary about vaginal reconstruction.
Ims0c0nfus3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating - A woman moves to Las Vegas to follow her dreams of becoming the worlds best........ sword swallower.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, kinda the same as the original then.
thejoedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wizing of Oz
Jellycuddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The dinosaurs finally get their drivers license
maribari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing- A promising young drummer enrolls at a cut-throat S&M conservatory where his dreams of greatness are mentored by an instructor who will stop at nothing to realize a student's potential.
spazz720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing- Man sells homes once occupied by Jews in Poland.
swcollings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A trip to the mall
Llama-Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harrying Potter: A Draco Malfoy story
JuRoJa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering: The story of the sad fate of Midas's wife
swcollings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilight Saga: New Mooning
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - It happens twice, but this time it's not the plants. or is it? The twist? It was still the plants.
swcollings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Firming - one woman's tummy tuck goes horribly wrong.
tiltldr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The big shorting".
swcollings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling: Chicken Little 2
wagellanofspain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning. The inspiring, true story of Peyton and Eli Manning's dwarf brother Ant, and his struggle to live in his brothers' shadows both on and off the football field
RedHeadRedemption93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House of Waxing. A dull chick flick about a girls first bikini wax. Lots of screaming.
What_did_you_do_2day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging; essentially the same movie, but more meta.
god_of_deception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling : Story of a bunch of zombies carpooling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Frosting; Jack now works as an ice-cream man.
RacerMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackfishing - A documentary following the lives of African American fishing hobbyists
Jerry_the_Cruncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: It's Fucking Expensive
nathanvandam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing. An archeologist, named after the family dog, discovers an ancient tomb filled with ancient drugs. After getting an amazing high, he spends the film in search of other tombs with similar contents in hopes of once again achieving that same high.
FrenchFriedMushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.
Tyler Durdan and Narrator hit up the hottest dance clubs in NYC, Narrator gets pissed all the attention goes to Tyler.
ProfessorProfessersn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Brad Pitt and Edward Norton protest the atrocities of clubbing baby penguins
CannedMango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is Spinal Taping.
A dramatic story about one young surgeons desperate plight to try and heal paraplegics.
YaduUday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing Angry bosses in Hogwarts now?
MJWood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming - how far will a kid's addiction to video games go?
The_Nipple_Tickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside Outing. Dad sucks at planning camping trips.
listentothenurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Keeping - Little Tyler has stolen his sister's toys, and he's not giving them back!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Uing
A biopic of Soulja Boy's life
locutus_of_trp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming Minging - a fiery asian lass discovers that her vajayjay is giving off a foul odor which is turning off all the men. Does she rectify this problem to regain her former lover, or use her newfound stench as a weapon of assassination?
LoneWarriorKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars - The Force Awakeninging...
Am I doing this wrong?
Mr_Wasteed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming: A true story of an underdog streamer.
whatisforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fasting and The Furious
It's about a bunch of angry monks
robinkooli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering
Enchilada_McMustang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEST. THREAD. EVER.
sinni800 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Balling...
Oh god why
Turtle_Shaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. One man's vengeance knows no bounds as he tries to assassinate William G. Harding
__dontpanic__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - Uhhhhhhh... One man's struggle with an uncontrollable muscle twitch... Yes, that'll do...
Shaolinski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howard Ducking: Our favorite duck spends his life ducking his head underwater looking for the legs he could have sworn he had
Jeremy_Alberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flubbering - Just a compilation of Robin Williams messing up his takes in Flubber (the blu-ray edition has a meta blooper reel)
mooblah_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing - They must have known.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostbusting: A tale of the invisible circlejerk
pressthebuttonfrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing." Now a porn about an overly-excited giver of oral sex. Ouch.
emilyisnotfunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Mooning'-a documentary film on the history of people flashing their arses
AH_MLP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kane. It's about a aspiring young street artist who goes to Singapore.
thebigzeeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting. I'll let you work it out.
garlicroastedpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. The queen is doing a knighting ceremony... when the lights go out.
Haselnuss89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing- "Like all of us, Riley is guided by her emotions"
Stalenstruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freezing - The Disney classic of two girls who are cold and the only way to stay warm is to stay by the fire through the winter. That is until one finds true love in a prince from a neighboring Kingdom, and winter comes to an end.
god_of_deception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bling Ringing : Story of rich and spolit teeange celebrities constantly calling each other and msking shitty plans.
MadDKelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking.
A man named Harvey learns how to properly milk a cow.
EnsonAmata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething - the incredible true tale of the baby that wouldn't shut the fuck up.
egitalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drifting
More or less the same movie, just more drifting, and less lame
ShakerIce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman-ing http://imgur.com/IB8uTVi
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting-- A woman rekindles things with a dead lover from the past, but when he decides to end things this time she can't seem to figure out if he's done with her or she needs to find a new medium to keep the connection.
RacerMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legends of the Falling - A biopic about those who lost their lives in the making of the "Life Alert" commercials.
Shaolinski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T.ing : this film follows Guy Fieri around to all the best diners, drive-ins and dives to watch him EaT
bilko797908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballsing - American astronauts tea bagging the international space station
Diluxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing would be about the way the human brain sometimes fools the eyes and ears into seeing or hearing something in a place you would least expect them.
nuclearsalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryaning: they saved the wrong private because of a clerical error.
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
They overcharged her for the last time.
DaedricDanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stretching - A documentary about jelqing.
TT-Bronze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - It's like whale wars, but with seals
Boxthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - An expose documentary on the Singapore Judiciary system.
secondhandheroes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Terminato Ring
It's either a movie about people's phones going silent,
Or how a tornado ironically ends the cycle of death cause by the video in 'The Ring'.
gypsywizard72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinderella manning?
honestmango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodgeballing - I assume it's porn, and I assume the actresses are not into it.
ponytoaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The matrixing.
An indepth look at data tables.
LordChilled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving (driveing, but I figure this works just as well). It's about driving... just driving.
chambalhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 400 Blowing-A porno about a really huge gang bang and blowing each other.
rickflixandchill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bridge on the River Kwaiing - It's a real tear jerker.
aleexr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - Guy sells a load of enamelware on German Ebay
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage mutant ninja turtling.
Ratsofat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing
An instructional video on enhancing discourse and collaboration between departments of different disciplines within the company. Starring Keanu Reeves.
PretzelDracula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A Horrifying tale of vomiting out your organs.
noshoes77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction. A series of vignettes about a day in the life of a book recycler.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Day After Tomorrowing -- a scientist struggles to find a purpose in life after discovering what the future holds
listentothenurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Under the Skinning - A documentary about the autopsy of Scarlet Johansson. Performed after she died of natural causes at the age of 89. Scarlet still looked fine as heck, and a group of scientists were obsessed with discovering her secret.
Coffeinated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
James Bond: Goldfingering. Uhm, obviously nsfw.
Edit: just saw someone made all James Bonds. My bad.
dezrteagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's My Caring? - Two stoners cant find their car, and they don't care...
iknowtybo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Raqing. ???
halofreak223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning. The story of a Philosopher being executed the old fashioned way.
TheIrishTyrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Golden Fingering - While it was cancelled not even half way through production during its attempted production, many had high hopes for the ambitous shock value this big screen action porno would have featuring the handsome Sean Connery as its main figure.
seanmck89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The interviewing- watching twelve potential candidates for a customer service role
captainmavro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. And Mrs. Smithing. Things get hot and steamy for this family blacksmith by the forge
__dontpanic__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - After losing his mind in a remote lunar outpost, Sam Bell spends his days video calling random proper on earth and greeting them with the glorious view of his own lunar crater...
Sgt_Sillybells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Up-ing (Upping): An old man loses his wife and begins his new life as a heroin junkie.
Covert_Ruffian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - A group of adventurers are out to prank-call everyone in Middle-Earth.
neihuffda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coverage is really bad, though - there are only Two Towers. During the third film, one of the towers even goes offline. Chaos ensues as Gimli is unable to send any dwarfpics.
mrSimon34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jaming - A fly-on-the-wall documentary examining the life of the galaxys top DJ
Xx_MR_X_xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waitinging
amntis1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 shades of greying
no matter how much she dyes it it just doesn't look natural!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing? Sigh. These things never work when I do them!
Aidiera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming - Nick rents out his storage shed to a mother in need, but when she doesn't leave, Nick begins to worry.
Catsdontpaytaxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir dogging - a group of men in suits head out to a reservoir hoping for the "big" score. May be unsuitable for minors.
pandaemon666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Fu Hustling - Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson face their toughest challenge yet as they take on the Crips in Compton in a race to sell as much dope as possible.
GloverAB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering - Another shitty sequel with a bad pun title.
neihuffda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One flew over the cuckoos nesting
An aerial view of the chores of this avian variety.
AsciiSmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest thing on Reddit so far this year!
captainmavro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Simpsons Moving.... to Shelbyville
Boxthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Third Maning - Peyton Manning's older brother suffers a traumatic head injury during a high school football game and the family copes with his permanent disability.
king4aday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pixeling - japanese porn behind the scenes
MisterNihl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching- If Chevy Chase is going to make arrows, they're going to fly straight.
PmMeYourWhatever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminating: It's a movie that focuses on a call center and employees hanging up on customers who make legitimate gripes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying - the long awaited documentary about the affluenza kid
secondhandheroes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging:
Yet another indie-flick collaboration between M. Night Shyamalan and Gunter Sachs about Newt Gingrich's state of mind while in a Weis Supermarket. Think: Being John Malkovich meets The Big Lebowski.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A young Jewish boy's story of becoming a man, and losing himself in the drug-fueled night life of downtown L.A. Edit: Grammar
High_Pathetically ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing... a movie about a pregnant lady driving long distances in the snow.
TheDarkSonderist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - movie about a girl who makes phone calls from a well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightcrawlering. Starring Charlie Day.
Gadetron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking ;-)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring- the story of how the Japanese wanted to break into the USA's stash of pearls
crabjuice23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Explore the world of making things uncold.
swanbearpig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring wars...
The staring contest is a national past time, and the stakes have never been higher as the Soviet Union is now favorite in the upcoming Olympics over the US!
fullofspiders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing: all about accountants tediously working on spreadsheets
Twilight: New Mooning: just hours of asses
Dark Knighting: creepy guys coming to the aid of sexists being called out for their assholery
Spider Manning: a radioctive spider bites a professional football player who must learn to use his powers responsibly
Kung Pow, enter the Fisting: self explanatory
godelbrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bells are Ringinging (1960) - a study in redundancy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - Our Glorious Leader reaps grand justice down upon one foolish citizen for stealing food rations.
wildflower1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging- no plot change except everyone in the film studders a bit when they say his full name
pdpgti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing:
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt want go out for a night clubbing in vegas, but after being roofied by Zach Galifianakis have to fight their way out of a different kind of club.
DrunkYetis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two Girls one Cupping - Just an innocent massage
andimacg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling - a harrowing tale of a dyslexic theif.
TheDarkSonderist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
13 Assassinsing - A choir of 13 people
MCMisterP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Parking: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - 2 hour film chronicling Florida's most horrendous parking jobs.
pajogu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The matrixing. A silent art film about work schedules.
googahgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Fu Hustling
Some bored Kung fu masters go to New Orleans and learn the art of pimping.
PyroIroh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Lad Dining
The rags-to-riches story of a Middle Eastern boy, his pet monkey and their journey from loaves of bread to royal feasts.
neihuffda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing
A film about taking American history out of the curriculum.
dj_destroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing -- self explanatory.
captainmavro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American history Xing the crosswalk on campus coming from economics 101
WretchedMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the travelling pantsing - 3 young women form a support group to cope with having their pants repeatedly pulled down in public places
Crissie2389 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter: And the Goblet of Firing - One boys journey of growing up and learning the many ways in which to fire employees, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
master_badger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - it's about nerdy teenagers at a lan party
FicVirth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking. A story about a young man trying to make it in the world of public relations.
JaniLynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moulin Rouging... Little miss Moulin causes chaos by getting into her mother's make up bag.
rickflixandchill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - It's a prequel.
jhendrix61287 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious bastarding- the Shawn Kemp story.
ichael333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Pacific Riming. *
I don't even want to know
__dontpanic__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - A group of illiterates defrost some meat.
WretchedMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star wars the phantom menacing - a bunch of space buddhists are under attack from a mysterious guy in purple leotards from the early 20th century.
PuddleOfSunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: a documentary on the social phenomenon of taking the family out for activities.
Mercuryn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sntiching - Dwyane the Rock Johnson goes kindergarten cop.
CanadianThunder8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be the most golds I've ever seen on a post
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering. A mafia family serves as caretakers for an off-season hotel and the Don starts losing it and whacking his own crew.
oxjox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groundhog Daying A movie about that feeling you get when you keep seeing something over and over again.
crazedmilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing: a documentary on how people post on reddit with the hopes that their internet friends will complement them.
ChristPuncher79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scar Facing - A young, rebellious Al Pacino experiments with body mod surgery, ultimately ending up with job stopper tats and implants all over his face. He then begins a journey of discovery where he learns that people really do judge a book by it's cover, and that choosing between a lifelong career as a garbage man or a carny is just as depressing as it sounds.
Sir_Baconstrips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Epic Moving The tale of a family moving house with flashy epic editing, and epic montage music.
CraazyGamerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
clicking - about a guy clicking buttens
CaptainKorsos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
Dumbledore being high as a kite
shennanigans_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cloverfielding - bunch of little irish men looking for a four leaf clover in a field.
crackhappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Maning - The journey to the superbowl got Intense.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs Doubtfiring - About a senile woman firing a rifle into a crowd
Catsdontpaytaxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen kaning - a dying man reminisces about his s&m glory days.
wickedweather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - on a cross country road trip, a group of friends enjoy mooning every car they pass.
deliriousduckie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - The film takes a very dark twist at the end when it's discovered that Harry did some Very Bad Things with Ginny.
beleeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bigging
Where a 10 year old Tom Hanks boosts the ego of other people by "Bigging" them up
TheTiredGriffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning - The story of the smallest football player alive
Jourichio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing : Tyler Durden gets serious about saving seals.
Derechapede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seven Summarizing. The boring sequel where they try to calculate how much damage was done to the village.
LightOfVictory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star warsing, a sikh emerges as a national hero leading his people to war
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting- Batman is honoured for services to his country
Catsdontpaytaxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American history xing - a documentary about crosswalks from the east coast to the west coast
fraimsfajitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star War Sing- the terrible musical spinoff that features a Chewbacca solo
Barghest301 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. Going to night clubs to drink and fight.
googahgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teeth goes from "VAGINA DENTATA" to a woman having to deal with her baby chewing up all her shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dog Whispering
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pineapple expressing. Two guys can't express how much they love "pineapples"
stenarilainen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping
sec713 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pelican Briefing: It's a little over two hours of hearing a seafaring bird receive instructions on using its pouch for fishing, as well as a cooling device. Things really heat up when the protagonist hears about how it needs to build a nest in the trees near a body of water.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on Firing. Denzel Washington explains what it's like to let an employee go in the modern workplace.
wickedweather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Argoing - Argo fยฅยขk yourself.
Mswizzle23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- the tale of what happens when you try to park at at a theme park with real dinosaurs.
Spoiler alert: It's really hard to find parking.
BelmontZiimon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
Either they got the magic stuff,
Or they got a real and terrible fate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing- A man tries to quit clubbing seals; but can't talk about it
Vaagur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the thread that made me laugh the most out of all threads on reddit, thank you so much. :D
Smubee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking : Just 2 hours of cave men trying to park stone cars.
TheActualAWdeV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsmaning. The act of going batshit murder crazy.
Yeah, I got nothing.
Rocknocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangeloving.
"Well, HELLO SAILOR!"
ancienthunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the best ask reddits I've ever seen, people in my office must think I'm huffing gas im laughing so hard.
Monte-Kristo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conan the Barbarianing : a guide to barbarianism
Thelonelywriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling - a driver goes around picking up people and killing them
Catsdontpaytaxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everesting - the story of the lesser known mountaineer who slept in at base camp.
girlscoutsband ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
helping the fab four spend a riotous 24 hours helping out at an old age home on the outskirts of liverpool. featuring the all new songs "helping", "ticket to riding", "it's only loving" and "i've just seen a facing".
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
E. T. ing
An alien lands on Earth and eats but then yearns to go home due to lack of alien-accessible bathrooms.
Spiny_Lump-sucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the Breakfast Clubing a group of teens go out early morning and hit up the clubs
dagucci1113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - a two hour documentary of a little league pitcher becoming one of history's greatest MLB players of all time
SloeMoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging -- This time, it's triplets!
Gwaihir77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering- James Bond and Pussy Galore. Need I say more?
DrGizmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing- The early testing days of steroids on beetles
medpreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding
Skating provocateur Tonya Harding is hunted down in a high rise by Nancy Kerrigan.
dmetcalf808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rambo: First Blood-ing
The story of a very confused adolescent boy...
xXxJafarxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Swanning.
A story about an African-American man who goes swanning.
jasonthevii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Same movie except I don't pay 7 dollars to see it because of a girl, and I instead go see anything else
kegluneq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ken Parking - just some dude trying to find a parking spot
Connorb21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming- Japanese and American sailors give rim-jobs to each other in the battle for the pacific.
corregidorbataan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging sequel to one of the worst movies ever made.
Sledge824 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling
The struggle when a young martial artist that lives on 3mile island has to poop really bad !
Colossimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Years a Slaving - A team of chefs spend over a decade toiling over a hot stove to create the most perfect cuisine imaginable.
darguskelen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing
Basically, Jaws
Snarfler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Fisting Full of Dollars. Fetish porn about fisting while gripping money.
CORPSEBLENDER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling. Taking advantage of the carpool lane using dead bodies.
danisaccountant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't Be A Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice in a Hooding: an unabashed criticism of the Ku Klux Klan.
rauelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
A strange martial arts based action/porn that takes place entirely in a Chinese Restaurant.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - an informative documentary chronicling public displays of ones' buttocks throughout history.
greaseCoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting. I'll let Reddit take it from here.
paulbigwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phantoming - Don't know the plot, but Ben Affleck was the BOMB yo!
ShaxxOnTheBeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging - A documentary about how a childhood friendship fell apart due to smack talk during a CoD multiplayer game.
circasaturn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - A brutal dictator forces his people to use new standard spellings or else.
Veyron9190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring
The story of a lonely woman Pearl who falls in love with a fugitive on the run.
Edit: in to on
Arceus105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping. An Indian boy works with a Bengal Tiger to get a decent IP connection.
GarrisonFjord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing.
Fighting while going clubbing.
AndrueLane ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:45:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im pretty sure this is called The Jersey Shore
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greening Mile - a Special Olympian (Matt Damon) visits a haunted road where his vicar father (George Clooney) lost his life a decade before, and finds a clue that will change his opinion of his father, the authorities and himself.
chucksean7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Life of Pi(e)ing Watch the adventure of Mr. Clown pieing all the little children in town
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning - A three hour Canadian biopic on why Preston Manning was the political leader his country deserved, but not the leader it needed.
wordfibers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing: a lot of suspenseful build-up until the big reveal - there was no danger after all!
lund13ls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
A group of angsty men go from night club to night club punching people in the face- as hard as they can.
Aint_no_tree_fiddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - you fall from sky. Pretty much it.
minerlj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A movie about trying to find a parking spot big enough for your pet dinosaur
ScubaSteve52687 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Walking - Just a guy walking. Imagine that scene in Forest Gump of him running but this movie is simply a guy walking.
The10thSecretAgent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Manning - The adventures of Peyton Manning's bumbling superhero Aunt.
Edit: Only saw the tons of Peyton Manning related movies in the comments below. Dayum. First time I thought I had something original. :(
ChristPuncher79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seventh Sealing - Ingmar Burton spins the classic tale of a man trying vainly to preserve the pressure treated lumber deck he built last summer. After applying six unsuccessful coats, he's determined to try one last time before killing himself.
SloeMoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting -- Queen Elizabeth swings a sword near a guy's ears, during a power outage!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silent Hilling - a town that perpetually relandscapes itself under cover of night?
Wreck It Ralphing - a party gets out of control when projectile vomit becomes an epidemic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - It's a movie about redundancy and mispronounced words.
Wisdom_from_the_Ages ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking -- just 2 hours of pensioners trying to parallel park in gigantic, baby blue Buicks.
nilemoses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding -- a History of the Battery Operated Watch.
NextEddy93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shin... Oh, fuck.
Zarathustra124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangeloving - I don't even want to know, probably some kind of cripple fetish porn.
YellowishWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. Prepare for your eyes to water.
TinyOne9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School of Rocking: Pretty much the same thing...OR>>Ex rock musicians running a nursery where they frequently "rock" the children to sleep. You choose what to make of the word "rock."
upvotersfortruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing, a tale of Irish self-deprivation.
fknzed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching
Sir_Doughnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacking - First 100% Robot Porn from the year 2234
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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majoroutage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who voices Kool-Aid Man?
Mechanicalmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The curious case of Benjamin buttoning.
Story of a guy who would button his shirts in a very peculiar way.
skynerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spies Like Using - Two Top Secret military recruits get tangled up in a web of drug use. Hilarity ensues.
ZweiliteKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Bad News Bearsing: It's like the Mothman Chronicles, but with a singing bear.
belloch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening - A film about discrimination.
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eagle Eyeing - An inside look into the life of a self-confessed peeper and his struggle with recovery.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any Jake and Amir fans? Sweater 2: The Jacketing
AmateurFootjobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing The Empire no longer supports Darth Vader and rather turns its attention towards fair rule and taking care of its subjects
RunningfromDracula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rock a doodling- a rock star's doodling pad gets published as the greatest adult coloring book of all time.
namelessbrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titan icing. Probably some sort of dessert?
jmb_nl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - the finesses of putting icing on very big cakes
CraftyDrac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
furying
WW2 cosplayers freak out nazi's
campy86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E. Ting. The Extra Helping.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering: the story of Jesus
listentothenurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stuart Littling - A documentary about the childhood of Stuart Smalley. Turns out, he was NOT good enough, and people didn't like him.
OwenWilsonsNose1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BATMANing. Story about a professional quaterback turned vigilante.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Signsing - when dyslexic author (Matt Damon) falls in love with a poorly gym teacher (Julie Roberts) at traffic court, he realises her journey to redemption has only begun.
tlvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning - a young wizard boy discovers just how much free thinking is despised under Lord Voldemorts regime.
arrancscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hooding.
A hilarious take about the trials and tribulations of leaving college and going to grad school to study for a PhD.
enough_lemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into the Wilding - Game of Thrones told from the perspective of those north of the wall.
fistagon7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. Tonya Harding finally gets iced.
Gobsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - A mans journey preparing to take care of his niece
LonePaladin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Layer Caking: the Tammy Faye Bakker Story
t3hnhoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying. The riveting tale about some guy... just getting old..
Fenix24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Herbivore dinosaur valets parking expensive cars until the bad boy velociraptors turn up and joy ride.
Mountainbranch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing, a movie about a sinking cake.
onetimepostusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fasting and the furious - a perfect recipe for a food fight...
4nick8or ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Winter's Boning" - Baby, it's cold outside...
sutree1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringings
Basically a re-telling of the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I_will_have_you_CCNA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing, one man's attempt to get his life back on track via telemarketing and conference calls.
Bearsworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shinginging
A stuttering writer attempts to communicate with a paranormal presence, but no one can understand him.
EDIT: damnit, taken, but my description is different >_<
ThePeskyWabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fight clubbing - night clubs and violence
onetimepostusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fasting and the furious - a perfect recipe for a food fight..
ViewtifulCrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driveing Ryan Gosling need to take a ride to clear his mind
Jefferwon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - One mans desperate struggle to sell a used Volkswagen.
event_horizon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
I have no idea.
jgrotts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Sizemore makes tea for Pacino and DeNiro
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching - An instructional video for first-time truckers featuring excessive star-wipes to cut between how to successfully hitch up and reverse and 18-wheeler, and effective ways to dispose of hitch hiker bodies.
bplboston17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Beautying - Kevins Spacey on a journey to turn his daughters friend into a true beauty on her quest to become prom queen.
carny666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back to the Future-ing...
Now Doc Brown and Marty just got back and fuck people over in the past.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: There is a new mission for the professors of Hogwarts: Destroy that unemployment goblet and save their jobs!
mulleteer88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing. Keanu stayed in the office all month
Yaxim3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A story about a guys struggles to find a spot at the new theme park.
liveordiewronghonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing. The story follows different people falling asleep on couches at other people's houses.
Scttysnyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babys day outing: a gay baby get accidentally outted by his au pair
Hortonamos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, a documentary about protesting seal fur.
tarletontexan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Mama's Housing - The tragic story after the laughs. Mama developed a serious gambling problem and lost her retirement and home. She's forced to move to an inner city housing project. Hijinks ensue.
TheGinSoakedGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commandoing - Arnie stops wearing underwear, and the film catalogues how he deals with it
M1ghtypen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling: The dead have been vanishing from their graves and even disappearing from the morgue! One police officer gets a tip from the town's undertaker that something strange has been going on in the huge cemetery. They team up, only to find that the dead are migrating from miles around, all of them slouching into one massive grave.
I watch too many horror movies.
flamehead2k1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - the final test in zombie flight school.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - Giant monsters of the deep Pacific get frisky
chambalhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEATing- a movie about a group of bank robbers stuck inside a bank safe with central cooling trying to keep themselves warm.
nobrayn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The House of Waxing - Three women open a spa in an old funeral home, only to discover it's haunted by a very hairy ghost.
Kz_Rob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happening - ing --sequel to house party 7
moldy_walrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding
a boy named James, who struggles to make friends, befriends a dominatrix and forges a strong bond with her
bdtrent12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning - Leonardo DiCaprio searches for his training.
"You're waiting for a training. A training that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this training will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?"
Cmdr_R3dshirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding -a spy goes around the world trying to create a connection with his illegitimate children.
TheBoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing - No one makes Thanksgiving like Grandma, now that she's gone five plucky kids must find out if they have what it takes to make the ultimate family feast. Starring Shia Labeouf, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Bruce Willis, and Sher, with a special appearance by Ice-T. Coming this November to a theater near you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter: The Philosopher's Stoneing - When a pot manufacturer (Matt Damon) falls in love with a lonely missionary (Jessica Chastain), his journey through Saudi Arabia takes an unexpected turn when he is tried for blasphemy.
Sigerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubing - a selfjustice group of antisocial nerds is starting to attack all regular students that go out at night
canniffphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost dogging
pm-me-nada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning - yikes.
deadly_penguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering. It's now a porno!
ladylackluck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermaning - A Biography of Soulja Boy
The10thSecretAgent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another Earthing : The X-Men's Storm hatches a plan to electrocute Donald Trump. But evil Donald has just installed a mighty new device that will prove to be Storm's undoing. Find out more, in the next episode.
foreveragoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling
Gobsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall coping - A mall cop learning to cope with being a mall cop.
bluesox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romeo and Julie Ting
notAmeenPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing A cautious tale about an overworked accountant determined to get revenge on the new intern whose mouth is writing checks they can't cash.
creationinsane19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scott Pilgrimming....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the Right Thinging - Tyson coaches a Brooklyn teen with dreamth of becoming a thuperthtar.
lagerbaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
The story of how Mary came to be pregnant with the son of god.
KidAtmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing. A movie about world obsession with planking while in the pool.
Industrial-crow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying of the Lighting. Man comes home, only to find his wife went to Ikea and bought too many lumens.
repsforneezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - a documentary about the new "planking" craze that has hit North America.
WeaselsOnWaterslides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging, am I doing this right?
ChristPuncher79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's afraid of Virginia Woolfing - A hostile, angry woman with a severe eating disorder screams at other restaurant goers while she violently binges on plate after plate of entrees.
mrvoxen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowinging. Nic cage finds a list of numbers that, once figured out, tell the story of a movie where nic cage finds a list of numbers
xb4r7x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing - A Mathematics Documentary.
M1ghtypen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: One mother's campaign to end wild raves after finding pot in her daughter's room.
themikeswitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - pretty much the same movie but with clubs, so waaay bloodier.
Dear_Occupant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing: A documentary about birdwatching at the Prime Minister's office.
PhrasingMother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - they never get it right.
I_will_have_you_CCNA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain American: The Winter Soldiering, captain America lets crime run rampant during the more enjoyable temperate months and only helps out when its cold.
obstinox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fathering of the Bride
The prequel, featuring Martin banging Diane's Keaton.
Loveboyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the ringing - Even Jehova's witnesses fear him.
ShroudofTuring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(UK title)
Avengers Assembling: Turns out SHIELD took care of Loki at the dark energy research facility, and the Avengers are out of work. So they get jobs on the line at a Stark factory. Hijinks to follow.
RumpleOfTheBaileys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh holy god, this is the funniest thread I have ever read.
Steelbros13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sword in the Stoning
Who threw that?
Unfortunatefortune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfella Sing
FarSightXR-20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Camping - Camping with only the cross on your back.
gbell11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Signing: Aliens should of been easily defeated after being unable to decipher human ASL communication. However, during the key moment at the end "swing away Merrill" was changed to (hand signs for sign away) and the entire human race was destroyed starting with Merrill.
Burdiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Piing - Its a very confusing movie where no one is sure what exactly is going on.
_AlreadyTaken_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Music Manning", the story of a small town football player who decides he always wanted to be in a brass band instead
beowulf29a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing: Artistic commentary on how constant resampling of videos effects the user's experience.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - Johnny Depp serves as the Colombian drug cartel's personal slobberer
laika777ftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubing
mainrift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Terminating
After another unsuccessful mission on exterminating members of the Connor family, Skynet fires one of the very best. He finds himself now, time traveling in and out of one night so he can binge drink with no hangover.
I tried....
I tried....
F1stCanBeAVerb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Clockwork Orangeing
She really should have paid attention to how long she was in that spray tan booth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet the Fockersing - when American soldiers Rich (Matt Damon) and Phil (Ben Stiller) get lost in the dark jungles of Laos, his wife (Julia Roberts) keeps him company from beyond the grave, until he meets an enemy more ferocious than the Viet Cong, the Fockersing.
UmmNotYet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping - Documentary about one man's trip through a Las Vegas buffet line and the intricate strategies he employs to create the perfect mountain of food on his plate.
PigPen90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I looked at the title of the thread, I didn't have much hope for this one.
Reddit, you have far exceeded my expectations. Kudos!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, the best ones in here are clever as fuck.
Keytrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lion Kinging. 90 minutes of people trying to put crowns on lions without getting mauled to death.
Spatulism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
Cazaderon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - the trilogy about a mediocre prankster
GankSpankRepeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringings.
About a search of a band of misfits buying their first cell phone. The protagonist is saving up for the most expensive phone.
Sounds like a shitty movie now that I think about it..
bugginryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back to the Futuring - Where we watch Doc meticulously work in his lab creating the gadgets of the future. More of a PBS special if you ask me..
HoboRisky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
RoboCoping
A dark comedy about a depression clinic that deals specifically with robots.
tyrannosaurus_fred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramparting - one man trying to spread the word about one thing and one thing only.
Erin1006 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secret Gardening - a squirrelly writer grows pot in his cabin basement to make ends meet.
Pancake_Pimps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shining...ing. Fuck if I know what it'd be about, but it will sell millions based on the name alone.
Pandabear811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing: The awesome new sport where you water-ski in the arctic while avoiding icebergs.
Hunger Gaming: 20 poor people trapped in a LAN room. Losers starve, and the winner gets a packet of saltines.
Cinderellaing: Horror movie about a serial dater that sleeps with a new man every night then stabs him in throat with her shoe around midnight.
elderstahl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
star trekking: a famed celebrity (read here samuel L jackson) goes on mountain hike and narrates all the new wild flora and fauna he encounters in his own style.
romulusnr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heading is a poignant, thoughtful movie about the direction the Monkees will take after the end of their successful TV show.
Wait, that's pretty much the same movie as Head.
Then there's also Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning, in which a witch in late 17th Century Salem is executed.
(Or, if you prefer, a movie about a wizard who sells marijuana to get his friend Ron out of jail for punching a gryphon.)
shouldstoplurking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing: tinitus is terrible man.
JohnCarterofAres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - Charles Foster Kane has an unfortunate encounter the Singapore justice system.
romulusnr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half Baking, a movie about an unfinished loaf of bread.
GoredonTheAlt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Max Fury Roading: Literally the same fucking thing (not that there's anything wrong with that)
khog28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballing. No idea what it would be about.
Le_Roi_du_Quebec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hunger gaming: the dark tale of a game binging teen death from malnourishment and exhaustion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringsing. A story of an evil dark lord that rings people on the phone using his massive army of employed orcs that work in his office, trying to sell them top of the line jewellery. The world is sick of this evil man and they send a group of 'phone pinchers' to hold the dark lords phone over a volcano to persuade him to shut down his company 'Mordor'.
dirtybitsxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All About My Mothering. A drunk Las Vegas showgirl adopts an abandoned child left in the casino. Hilarity ensues.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. A group of teenagers decides to play boardgames together while their peers start going out
wtfswrongwithyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning - Just lots of boning in the winter.
Lidodido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neverlanding - Peter is an airline pilot, but a brain tumor pushes a certain part of his brain so he forgets how to land. An air-mazing thriller for the whole family (rated R).
Knute5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning
Orson Welles rises to power by beating down his opponents with a wooden sled.
Caligullama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party but....
National TreasurING. Nic Cage travels throughout the US Midwest, searching for antiques.
IAmMarc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man. A tragic tale of one man and his laundry
hatterpillar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning - same movie.
Gingerslayer113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Greying - A story about how a sex craved couple starts to age. They may get older, but their sex drive will always be young.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing. It's about a gay couple that start a unique fruit bar.
ihaveyuidonttouchme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the matrixing i'll leave the creativity part to u guys kuz i suck...
SuicidalFate0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A show sadly Samurai Jacking - show about a guy going around and stealing samurai from kingdoms
_AlreadyTaken_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing there was a flag on the end of it
unforgiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Balling - The earth is in danger from an intergalactic threat, and the only ones who can save it is a group of aspiring rappers who need to travel to space for an epic rap battle. Special guest Snoop Dog as the pilot
racheal1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting.
Rom Stephan King...It's about a woman who works in a greenhouse.... but what is she spraying on the plants...DUN DUN DUN
sabertoothedpudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mars Attaxing - Earth revolts against unfair trade tariffs levied by the Martian congress.
CaptainTone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vacationing: A documentary 20 years in the making of one families vacations to the same damn city.
radders83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - a movie based on the events at a local car park millions of years ago
SubjectiveHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing is now about German real estate.
TheBoldManLaughsOnce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highlander II: The Quickeninging
Ermahgerd_Ernternert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hall Passing
A new release featuring people motoring past slow walkers in the hall.
darkrhyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Foresting -Natalie Dormer's character goes into a barren haunted wasteland and plants thousands of trees.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. One mans harrowing adventure to conquer his stutter.
M. Night Shayamalan Twist: He actually had a stroke.
Mr_Biscuits_532 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting - batman becomes sir batman, at night.
VonNacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supercooling - it's an Adam sandler movie in which Adam sandler sells Air conditioners in a mall (there's a cameo of paul blart in the middle of the movie)
Shawnessy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The misting.
Couple moves to Seattle.
spinxtre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing-- Well its a guy film
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming. The story about a boy who just wants to game.
Matthias382 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reindeer gaming: A drama starring Ben affleck as a socially awkward young buck, who escapes the burdens of forest life , and finds himself through World of Warcraft.
vfl2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting. A tale of a man who gets knighted in a dimly lit castle.
willflameboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Django Unchaineding. The same film, inexplicably punctuated by the sound of a small bell from a hotel reception.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing. Beatrix Kiddo goes has a settle to score with GE...
GrapefruitTechnique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing -- Just some dude named Malcolm crossing the road.
syndreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Blacking. A story of police brutality in America and the BLM movement. Starring Samuel L Jackson.
CaptainTone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubing: Will they survive till lunch? We may never know!
StupidImbecileSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking The first E-sports montage for a large audience featuring the most epic plays in gaming of the last 10 years
Mr_Biscuits_532 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformersing. Help.
nickodator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This post has more gold in it than I've ever seen on reddit, ever.
MachoManRandyAverage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rain Maning. Its an Bad boys buddy-cop type movie starring Rainn Wilson and Peyton Manning. Pretty much after a series of convoluted plot points Rainn and Peyton try to take down Tom Brady , stop the apocalypse, and find love along the way. So nothing like Bad Boys but alot like Bad boys II
Nate1492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Jack Nicholson learns English at a haunted hotel.
classicjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry pottering. The story of a young boy constantly doing small things to keep himself busy.
Joshi825 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Fisting. How many fists will he be able to take.
shadecrawler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Neighbors 2ing ... I don't know... two Neighbors that do shit that requieres 2 ppl?
I just realized the movie is called "neighbors 2"... the bad only got added in Germany, that's odd
Tharsgaard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing ; The struggle to have the ultimate character in Fallout 4
WaGgoggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. Giant monsters licking giant robot assholes
Woddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking.
An ageless boy battles a ring of swashbuckling prostitutes
boxRaider1856 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Eagling is the story of a brave trans furry eaglekin who is the first otherkin to perch on the top of a redwood tree.
darkharlequin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Pooling: The story of a small Irish town in financial trouble that start pooling the life insurance of the deceased to save the town, but there's not enough dead people. A dark comedy in the vein of "waking ned devine" starring John Hurt, Ian McKellen, Dylan moran, Bill Bailey, Stephen Fry, and any/all of the Pythons that are willing to take part.
dirtybitsxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing. Schindler, and aspiring actor, has to sell all his personal items on craigslist before the end of the month in order to make rent.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying - When elderly chess grandmaster (Matt Damon) finds himself in the Siberian outback, he and his companion (Julia Roberts) contemplates the tragedy of ageing alone, until they find true love in an unexpected place.
Squidman512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermaning-superman becomes a porn!
vfl2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping. The comedy about people who can't stop one upping each other.
Baconchedder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning.
A story of a machine gunnner going to a school to learn how to be the best gunner in the world
Spatulism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
JimYamato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Elephant Maning.
Poor Dumbo has to cover yet another shift for his slacker buddy, Timmay Q. Mouse.
Written and directed by Kevin Smith.
IdidntChooseThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE SICKENING
Lnfinite_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
A story of a girl who struggles to finally tell her parents she's gay.
BabyGotBackbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
The mass hysteria that arises after people see the movie, "The Happening"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp fictioning - John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson have a sleep over and paint each others nails and create crude comics.
epigram_in_H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - A really depressing documentary about opiate abuse in the midwest
zilfondel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing: the planned release of criminals from overcrowded jails based on a database and point system.
pixelatedcombustion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of War(r)ing.
It's the same film.
syndreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping. A man's struggle as he goes to the mall with his family
Panthermon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking.
Tumblr users playing a shooter game, and actually being half-decent at it.
canniffphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Offing mice and men
Thezombieman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming: African kids competing in video game tournaments for food.
CaptainTone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Kid(d)ing: HA APRIL FOOLS; Bruce Willis's younger self shows up to lay down the best April fools joke ever!
Eddynstain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - The Shining, just more "shinier"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Danish Girling... Well... I don't know what to make out of it, but it sounds like porn to me.
vanox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Outsidersing - A stranger who comes to serenade a town
SuprinsignlyHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Air planing!
Kharjor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Philosopher Stoning, about unwanted philosophers
SecretAgendaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Emperor's New Grooving.
Kuzco does a grand tour of his new palace summer home, showing off the intricate carvings and decor.
anothermuslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - from the people who brought you Lip Sync Battles -hosted by jar jar blinks.
Jebbediahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the beasting: A beauty queen trying to local football team is old and goes BEASTMODE
nider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Five fingerings. U can guess it how it goes.
Haydn780 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Dinosaurs compete to park cars as perfectly as possible.
Bamboozlor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking - one boy's holiday goes awry when his hotel porter is a singing orangutan.
StankdaddyJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Without a Paddling. A documentary about bad children who's parents refuse to spank them.
lkodl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: its an instructional guide to building up foot strength in order to park tour Fred Flintstone mobiles.
Lnfinite_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding
A story about a girl who successfully protests against winding.
Clarkarius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. One gamers journey to complete every Formsoftware game without a single death.
Chicken_Bos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Warsing - Anakin declined to join the Jedi and instead changes his name and becomes tatooines number one metal sensation because, from his point of view, the Jedi are evil!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then you are lost!
rambosudafed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Manning. And 8 legged quarter back that just seems to have a rough go at things
ThePyrofox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for Speeding - about a man with a unquenchable addiction for speeding.
XinArtemis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. It's about old people waiting to find a parking spot at the mall.
lkodl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Fred Flintstone's guide to building foot muscle
lkodl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Fred Flintstone's guide to building foot muscle
elmarko44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neighborsing
The story of two neighbors who compete on The Voice
TxChampagneMassacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paper Mooning: A local newsboy strikes an unlikely friendship with the neighborhood exhibitionist.
XXSeaBeeXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Dies at the Ending
This is the exact same movie, just less concise.
Hstfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding: the story of the rise of digital watches.
BobbyDlish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing.
"Alright, alright, al....wait where are we??"
J65Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - An amazing look into parking lots in the Jurassic Era
tarball-qc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Shininging.
Story of a Psychopath who Stutter.
DrBrogbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming - "You can't pause online games, Mom!!!"
Polar Expressing - It's December 23rd, and little Timmy's Christmas list is just barely on its way to Santa. Can the USPS make it in time?
Jebbediahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Euro Tripping: the story of some French guys who get some really good drugs
METAL_AS_FUCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JUICEing: Tupac and his pals open a juice bar in NYC.
UseApostrophesBetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ringing
It's a movie about a tinnitus support group
AbnormalDreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - The story of little Johny's talent show where he decided to sing "twinkle twinkle little star", and how it went horribly wrong.
Mariwana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring - A world where everyone lives vicariously through their World of Warcraft character
vapesalot127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing. Its about a man ringing bells and cymbals. He is good at it so you will be entertained by his talent.
bradttc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting - "A documentary whose story you're sure to follow!" - Rafters.com
d1gid0w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
Something something al pacino cooking for Robert de niro
ohmygershjersh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - Steve Martin goes from rags to riches with his invention the "Falic-grab" which is practical handle for your junk.
-Gaka- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringsing. Gollums perspective.
8MileAllstars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing- the true tale of where displaced animals go to live when their zoo is shut down.
J65Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman v. SuperManning - Batman vs. a mutant version of one of the top Quarterbacks of our time
Lnfinite_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Interviewing
A documentary about interviewing.
lazyshmuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Comedy/self exploration of the year about a T-Rexs personal struggle trying to parallel park his stick shift car.
rISIScsm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fever Pitching: A young boy growing up recording his tests on a disease he will put ahead at Dragon's Den : God edition
Frizaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brother Bearing - a movie about a sister who can't take it anymore
fL0xeL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Gold Rushing - A women finds her enjoyment of a Golden Opulence Sundae thwarted by a disgruntled employee spiking it with Ex-Lax.
ReturnToMatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a basement-dwelling neckbeard makes an epic journey to the fridge for the first time in three days.
sublimedyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predatoring? "Mr. Schwarzenegger, would you please have a seat over there?"
in_the_bilboes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing
Indiana really wants some, but they don't know where to get any.
RoLo99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching - the uplifting tale of a toddler who learns to receive items gracefully.
Redbeardeddevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Pinning: Queen Elizabeth fucks her husband with a strap on for two hours.
ViaticalTree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kidding
I wasn't really teaching you karate...I just wanted free labor.
pkoistin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking - Celebrities boldly go hiking where no man has gone before.
iratepirate47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Without a Paddling : A video tutorial for catholic school teachers addressing local & federal corporal punishment laws.
dukemetoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factoring.
A small man named Wonka uses chocolate to help his 5th grade class learn math.
Andy0132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fellowship of the Ringing
_Lugh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 shades of graying: Christian Grey's sexual deviancy is only one part of a much larger mid life crisis
MurdochMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Dinosaurs taking their driver's tests
8MileAllstars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tombstoning- found footage movie of a group of teens trying to figure out why all of the local tombstones have been knocked over.
Jade_GL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging - A taught thriller about a man trying to make his way to the top of the COD multiplayer ladder.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The purging- the story of a girl who struggles with bulimia
jkbheat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing - WD-40 and other lubricants that make the world go round
otrebmU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last samuraing, I swear is the last time I samurai around, one last time and then I'll stop samuraing
chris_md ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing
A company consults an ancient goblet in order to help minimize costs and maximize profits. Watch as one man fights to keep his job.
J65Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - Sean Connery soothes a newborn baby with a series of Shhhhhh's
CorticalExplosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing
About a male sheep on a trampoline.
TheOneToRuleAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - A story of a group of idiots trying out the latest trend, crashing their boats into an iceburg and trying to race back to shore.
sabertoothedpudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - One man's quest to add all of the industry professionals in his city to his LinkedIn profile.
MrEdj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening -A horrible pointless movie about plants killing people through air or something that no one understands, filmed by a director who continues to disappoints us, wait.....
PorpoiseIsLaughing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chiddy Chiddy Bang Banging somehow more appropriate for children than the original
darkrhyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing - a group of women travel around and pants different people throughout their lives.
deathlink445 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing - a movie about a guy named Fight who goes clubbing around NY.
TankOGuinness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing,
A crash test dummy aims to become the best in the biz.
k4lane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoneing (Stoning). The story of a Philosopher getting punished for his crimes
Gogollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - He's tried basketball, he's tried golf, but now Michael Jordan takes to the stars and DJ's the greatest disco the galaxy has ever seen.
Greasing - Danny Zuko and gang have had a whirlwind summer, but things take a dark turn when they have to raise money and decide to make it by greasing people up people on the beach... only to find that it's been taken over by a nudist retirement retreat.
JohnJohnHABA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Jurassic Parking'
The Flintstones open a car park.
The_Derpening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: The story of one caveman's quest to find a spot close to the entrance.
jem102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking-- A terrifying film that keeps you on the edge of your seat as you watch senior citizens attempt to park their cars.
Must Go Faster.
latviamaniscold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing, a coked out Cuban goes on a face cutting rampage
Gyrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spying.
The movie is the same.
BoomerKeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing
One man's battle to finished the worlds largest jawbreaker.
jkbheat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking - Coloring within the lines just got serious
Infuhmus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting- A black man is knighted by the queen
Patlen123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing - Ghost Jar Jar Binks scares the Jedi Council
bradttc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Trainwrecking - Endowed with superpowers, Amy Schumer's frustration with late trains results in death, mayhem and alleged laughter.
savageboredom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping: a documentary about low budget lumbar support.
DocFail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Casablancing : Of all of the house painting jobs in all of the world, she had to sign up for this one.
NotLaddering3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stoning
a film about harry who meets a stoner who says harry is a wizard
rodrikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring wars, just a bunch of movies full of awkward eye contact
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mean Street Sing
Musical about a bunch of hoodlums who find an outlet through voice
xlittlenicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dope ---> Doping -- Story about a group of kids fall into addiction
jmrt94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting-ing
One man's search for a sad sack he can project his own shit life onto while attempting to pose as a therapist.
TakeTheLantern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hunger gaming.
A world wide gaming event where the best gamers in the world come to play the games they're best at, while not having eaten anything for the last 24 hours.
croutonianemperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage mutant ninja turtling: one deformed martial artist's quest to find a place to #2
SEKLEM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrxing - It's a movie about math.
yanlost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reign of firing : a boss in small company starts losing his shit and start firing everyone, ending with him firing himself
kinghongkong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackie Browning - Pam Grier as an older sous chef who gets mixed up in some shady dealings when a mysterious package is left at her restaurant. Will it bring dire consequences...or love and even her own restaurant?
Spatulism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tombstoning - See the new craze inspired by planking and owling.
Questionsiaskthem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengersing A group of super heroes give up crime fighting to become a singing group.
The Notebooking a restaurant where they write all the reservations on notes and what happens when they get thrown out by mistake.
TheGopherFucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering. An in depth guide to the troubles of being a godfather
Haggls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - A group of bandits go around with large artificial icebergs sinking cruise ships.
dregmogul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - Mr Pink and Mr Brown go at it in a Sainsburys car park.
Loken89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming... Actually you could probably leave most of it the same, just a huge plot twist at the end. Or maybe he never becomes Ender the genocide.
Either way, horrible movie, they didn't do the books justice at all.
ImAvarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dumb and dumbing lmao
DaveChild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking - Don't come a knocking!
tkinneyv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing - a movie about an immature sorority who get their kicks over seeing underwear.
NotYorkshiresFinest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing 1 man hits his local nightclubs hard
plaank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. Too bad, Tonya.
in_the_bilboes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three Colors: Blueing
Garment workers' attempt to counteract yellowing.
MathGeekWannaBe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game of Throning- Bunch of high ranked and rich royal people play monopoly, and those who win each time, rule the lands for the duration of the next game
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Doubling, something about meiosis I guess.
da_nee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
daredeviling
"Hello I'm Matt Murdock and welcome to jackass."
Dinkleb0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9 years a slaving :|
giantsomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminating: about a guy who puts an end to everything. He's a real downer at parties.
scotchirish42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small Soldiersing - toy action figures have a musical about fighting aliens
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Balling: Godzilla gently ties Kong's wrists to the bedpost and.... well you get the idea...
Gusbazooka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing a movie about a boy who is destined to become a fisherman who has a gift. He uses a sword to feed his village and free his people.
Iambatman4569880 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: reteaching the elderly one sidewalk at a time.
dsds548 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sailor mooning. Not sure if there was a movie.
davidthetechgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming - The inspiring story about finding a roommate.
Caroling - The true story of those who bring joy to all during the holiday season.
OhMy_No ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters, Inking
A tattoo artist recalls the gruesome details of some of his most famous criminal customers.
Lazy-Daze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringings - A epic quest to destroy a mobile phone that won't stop getting cold calls.
robinhopok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Boy Sing - A Documentary about Eminem's life
facial_montgomery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding
QuintenTheKitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hard Targeting.
Whole movie is Van Damme missing roundhouse kicks because he's just too old.
mrber008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and furious- a boy whose mom makes him fast and he gets really hungry.
Supercow787 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming, a group of ill mannered teenagers go to the space club to get space lit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just briefly sorted by "best". All the people who sort by Best instead of New are really missing out on some good ones. There are a lot that people have said in the new section that are funnier than the 5k+ upvotes & triple gold ones under "best".
TheAgnosticRepublic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing -- A comedian brings laughter to war torn Poland during the Nazi Occupation.
sabertoothedpudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Spider-Manning - Peyton starts a new career studying arachnids.
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jacking. Same plot; Robin Williams entrance into adolescence and the struggles of being too big for his age
Dutchdodo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National treasuring, a multi part movie about tax collecting and budgeting,
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escape Planning.
A love comedy where Schwarzenegger and Stallone need a vacation and decide to plan the perfect trip together.
hoitjancker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking.
A long-haired Sean Connery joins a thrash metal band in San Fransisco in 1995.
Long-Schlong-Silvers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming - need me some Doritos.
Coldplasma819 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging. A documentary featuring the growth and life of a solidified block of water.
WarhawkAlpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. A new sport in the woods
doihavemakeanewword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In class....trying not to laugh.....had to try and fake one as a sneeze......I'm not going to make it.
DaveChild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell shows his ass to people for a few hours.
DownvotesForJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
about an hour and a half still
tillu92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for Speeding - A movie where the protagonist explains the various reasons people should speed up.
chefchefly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - A political thriller about a Secret Service Agent who uncovers the actual details surrounding Warren Harding's death.
fL0xeL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pelican Briefing - A bad sequel to The Birds of a 13 day town hall meeting examining a hypothetical invasion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Air Budding. A romantic story of new love between two flight attendants.
LinkRazr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Lampoons: Vacationing
Pretty much the exact same movie.
Spatulism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
fiendlittlewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trolling 2: completely unrelated to the original, WWIII is begun when teenage Michael gains control of Putin's Twitter.
DaveChild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking - William Shatner goes on a hike.
andropogon09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie Landing - A documentary about the boat docks frequently used by undead fishermen and water skiers.
World War Zing - Cocktail recipes to add some spice to your next global conflict
Zuphixavex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawsing - the musical
vanox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Galaxy Questing - A search to find the ultimate Galaxy.
Pompdaddyp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - the tale of the first man elected in public office trying to legalize the selling of milk from all animals.
Philipjfry85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Waiting.... oh wait they already made that one.
The waitinging?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
A group of teenagers go out for a midnight scream when something unexpected happens...
dsds548 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silencing of the lambs. Story about a farmer and his noisy lambs.
Zuphixavex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the philosopher's stoning.
They haven't quite dropped that old form of capital punishment yet.
vasascda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lord of ringing.
Glebeserker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging- still shitty movie except people are now actually nervous and repeat themselves and 2ร the twist
StraightOuttaLBC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
16 Candling - Samantha Baker's Sweet 16 turns out to be anything but sweet.
cadmiumred11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - a handful of loosely affiliated senior citizens adjust the frequency on their hearing aids. In a shocking plot twist, one of them discovers, to her horror, that she hasn't been wearing hers for the entire movie.
dudeARama2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - The first rule is never talk about how watered down the drinks are.
cupcakegiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - A young couple expecting their first child befriends an eccentric, hermit billionaire who learns about life and love when the couple name him their child's godfather. Hilarity ensues.
WhiteKnuckleRiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinderella Manning - Peyton and Eli Manning's step-brother wins it all...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backing to the Future. A film about venture capitalists and their role in the largest up and coming companies of our times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback mountaining?
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interstellarring: a knockoff Halo movie.
tkinneyv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wing: the true story about George Bush and his journey into flight
Joey_Bones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A mysterious parking lot in a small town's strip mall dumps people in the Jurassic Era, starring Pauly Shore and Brendan Frasier. Possibly a sequal to Encino Man.
ousheman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming - Serbian man films family memories on an old vhs camcorder
Full_Court_Press ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Maning - An expose into the abusive life of Archie Manning and his kids...or a porno with Peyton
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning: an American media mogul finds out that the law is rather strict in Singapore.
WatchDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mavericking
strikethroughthemask ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The John McCain story?
WatchDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol thanks, I was totally blank on ideas!
Dokt_Orjones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any movie that ends with an "S" becomes a musical.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. What am I adding?
Muju2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - A documentary about people watching The Shining
biribikanka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - It's a movie about old people trying to find a spot on the mall.
rmeas002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - Cate Blanchett and the impeccable Rooney Mara decide to engage in singing, in hopes of bringing Christmas cheer.
BoJackB26354 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - A nonsensical title for a nonsensical movie.
spotblock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Tapping - The documentary of a group of Neurologists who get called in when patients' pain levels hit 11.
itf620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding
A toy sailboat becomes separated from his owner and must find his way back upstream.
SlangCopulation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
One man's struggle against sexual discrimination in the dairy industry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking. Oh, you know exactly what it is about...
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paning: Critics watch Pan and don't like it.
HissyFit808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Proofing - Kurt Russell is an editor that gets assigned to the newspaper obituaries section.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The God Fathering. Sometimes, it takes a little divine intervention to help Jennifer Anniston get together with that one, special guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corpse Brideing: A tale of a deranged socially awkward man who tries to marry corpses.
Iganlis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying, a film about Liam Neeson's mid life crisis.
iamnvm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilighting - A vampire sells Christmas lights to pay for his girlfriend's acting classes.
ming_lee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing. Old toys end up unused on a shelf. Pixar, you saw this thread coming, didn't you!
MrDial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling
Two women meet and fall in love while traveling from house to house singing Christmas songs.
Indomidable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Mening Transformering Titanicing Zorroing 50 First Dating 21 Jumpstreeting Friday the 13th -ing They Call Me Brusing First Striking The Hobiting The Coreing The Avergersing A Bridge to Faring Babylon 5 ing Farscaping Serenitying I Am Legending The Evil Deading
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Landing Before Time; Still about Dinosaurs, but this time Giorgio Tsoukalos is back to remind you that if you didn't see it happen, it was probably aliens.
HuffPoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - Coked up archeologist vs. the nazi's.
WorldTradeCentaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. The Nathan Lane biopic.
MrDial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anomalisaing
A documentary about men combining women's names with exotic words to get them to sleep with them.
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Southpawing: There ain't no rule in the book that says a boxer can't be a boxer.
SilenceOz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the philosophers stoning: a philosopher dishonours his family and pays the price.
IhoujinDesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting Ing.
The Story of Will, a good man, on the hunt for the elusive creature called Ing to save his family.
AnxietyExpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars
Who will stare at the light side? Who will stare at the dark side?
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging
About self driving cars that decide to satisfy their carnal desires.
DanHero91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Stoner comedy about two drop outs who work in the parking lot for the Jurassic World ferry.
Kann0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Von Ryans Expressing. When a flamboyant Frank Sinatra takes on the nazis in the ultimate dance off.
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
View from a Blue Mooning: a man is so dedicated to displaying his butt that he gets butt-frostbite. Frostbutt.
MrDial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murderballing
Now, a snuff film.
Ita_Vita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging. Time lapses of melting ice.
4S-Q4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking: A party girl journalist and a sports doctor have to thwart a train hijacking.
Emburgh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing - John Belushi starts a fraternity consisting of himself and his collection of stray animals he finds on the streets
BauerHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding
A film about the growing popularity of digital watches
MegaChenster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Willing Hunting
T8tertotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BASEketballing. It's...it's pretty much the same movie...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: A film about beetles that use steroids.
zappy487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Schooling - Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson enter the underground world of rap battles
CB98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight outta Comptoning - the story of a high school student who attempts to boost his popularity through rhymes and dreams of one day landing a record deal - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joying
The story of a Chinese sweat shop worker, Jo Ying, who toils away under horrible working conditions trying to reverse engineer US patents.
Scratch98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back door sluts 4ing. Some pornstars go golfing.
therealleotrotsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging: a young man's brilliance helps him overcome his stuttering.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am John Malcovitching - The heart breaking story of the greatest John Malcovitch impersonator to ever live.
Westlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - Will Smith plays a therapist that helps people in The Hills deal with their emotional problems.
fluffqx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. It's still about trees : /
Mhayek33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Shorting - Twins 2
BBMathlvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumberering. Speaks for itself.
earth_art_eh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
Noggin-a-Floggin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxi Driving
You are in the backseat of a cab listening to the driver talk about his country.
jwaldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning: A young wizard pays dearly for his family's crimes.
snarfdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect: an MLB pitcher has to retire early due to an injury, and the only way he can pay off his college debt is by attracting enough investors to support his a capella group's world tour.
K_cutt08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see this on upvoted.com with clever movie poster designs for all of the top commented movies. Just like the "Zoomie Boomies" image from that guy who asked what the guy who named the walkie talkie would name other things. Help us make it happen OP!
GizmoKSX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To try something else, removing "ing" makes Trainspotting into a boy-and-his-dog story.
sidogz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging - it's pretty much the same but a porno.
FACTSHERE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman Beginsing - After failing to save Gotham from, evil Batman tries his luck as a singer in another town
T8tertotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo and Stitching. A beginners guide to sewing.
the_Cr0wing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooking - Peter Pan kidnaps Tiger Lily and whores her out for pixie dust.
Jonny-Propaganda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mary Poppinsing The story of Mary J Blige
kingsi7e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a bachelor and his imaginary friend start fights at nightclubs to get girls' attention.
Scrotyballbags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christmas Cottaging. You're welcome!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging
elliosenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxiing Driver: A pilot doesn't get to take off yet.
jarxlots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Monkey Sing is a French performance peace for the whole family.
sevans59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxi Driving. A story about a taxi driver.
Zeckal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outting
Look into the mind of a psychotic little girl and give life to her emotions as she spree kills everyone around her.
stonedcoldkilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star warsing OMGERDZ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching -- It's a movie involving theft. Oh, wait.
Zubei_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ZombieLanding - They killed everyone on the plane, but can they land the plane safely without them?
qmechan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
People who become aware of other people using "The Shining".
PM_me_your_boobs_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering- about fathering the almighty.
elliosenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yellowing Submarine: A submarine isn't stored properly and begins to discolor.
Kapowdonkboum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing
Some rowdys partying really hard
vexatiousbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling. Probably about the same as what it's gonna be anyway.
LambHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Minority Reporting"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing, based on a true story that we experience every morning, a film by the Oscar winning director Mr. Snooze.
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's something about marying, a biopic of Mormon founder Joseph Smith Jr and his 33 wives
...
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LuckyTheLeprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing - John Travolta, Halle Berry, and Hugh Jackman try their hand at deep sea fishing to catch an elusive Swordfish.
The Flashing - Crime Scene Investigator Barry Allen finds himself running from his former co-workers as it's discovered that he has been exposing himself across Central City.
cairdeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: a thanksgiving psychological drama about one man's dilemma over whether to eat more food even though he feels full already.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dark Knight Rising. It's a blaxploitation film about a brotha cleaning up the streets of Gotham....one woman at a time....
friendlyspork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bricking - a neo-noir film where a high schooler investigates how his girlfriend's phone stopped working
Ayresx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDing
A documentary exploring the epidemic of illiteracy in the elderly in America.
CKL2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hobbiting: one man's quest to find love with short, hairy women.
ImprovementAddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Harry and the gang seek justice against Lord Voldemort, who has recently been accused of adultery.
greensheepman7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy and Mandy's Underfisting
I'd like to imagine Johnny Cage's nut punch on a woman.
KeyteZEL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakening - some spiritual shit of the force in star wars
lolhoved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The flashing
Not surprisingly, his arch nemesis, is captain cold.
mattula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
snatching
easy_day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging. Freaky times by the water.
elliosenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking.
Explanation not necessary.
taydin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Renting" - a movie about a couple on the search for a new rental property.
littlebear_blackfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willowing. In this groundbreaking infomercial Warwick Davis catalogs the many species of the Willow tree having tough, pliable twigs or branches used for wickerwork. Over the next hour and a half Davis highlights several items you can make by yourself at home including the floating bassinet.
vanox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pixel sing - One single pixel on your monitor continues to sing. It's your job to find it!!
Full_Court_Press ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking - A documentary about breastfeeding in the Castro
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: An undercover federal agent gets in close with a group of surfer bank robbers, but it gets complicated when he falls in love with the leader. They try docking and suffer from severe penis tip damage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Stephen King runs out of ideas and replaces the little kid with himself.
piedraa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple expressing
Ecaslimjim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding nemoing
hoosierhiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - An army intelligence analyst tackles a dishonorable discharge and gender identity issues at the same time.
elliosenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: 120 minutes and no blinking.
Lsdaydreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing - The story of the original Mercury 7 astronauts and their macho, seat-of-the-pants approach to the company's christmas dinner.
TehDragonGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - An epic thriller of a family putting their toys away.
Zubei_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Get Harding - She is on the run after kneecapping another ice skater.
happynjoy666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - About the wrong-doings of the banking industry
Fight clubbing - Brad Pitt got drunk and went on a night out
GarenBushTerrorist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking: Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze are structural engineers hired to find the breaking point of different skyscrapers.
HiMyNameIs_REDACTED_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging. A possessed author goes nuts in the mountains, and tries to rewrite grammar.
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss Kiss, Bang Banging - The surprise sequel that features Harry's secret love affair with Gay Perry.
JakisVorenus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing.
Where you watch one and a half hours of Keanu Reeves believing he can see faces in clouds.
HEpennypackerNH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rockying-
A new trend along the lines of "Planking" sweeps the nation, salmonella outbreaks rise dramatically as everyone drinks raw eggs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing - Darth Vader continues to eliminate financial support for a new Galactic Senate, forcing Leia Organa and the Rebellion to enact a bolder strategy in fighting against the Galactic Empire.
Dr_Ben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven Poundings. Is now porno.
BboyLotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping: Just search "gumping" on urban dictionary. It's a whole other movie.
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Dog Skipping, the tale of a homosexual dog showing the world that its not afraid to be itself
Servious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
realbrownsugar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm Xing: A comedy about an international student trying to game the comp sci test.
matane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering. A story of a young man who falls in love in his 10th grade art class.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dieing Hard- an elderly Bruce Willis is on his deathbed when Alan Rickman offers him Viagra.
amishius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling is about two women who fall in love while singing in a Christmas choir.
CaptainSafety22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - a bunch of raptors driving around in those jeeps
gazfarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forresting Gump - a less than smart man attempting to chop down trees - with disastrous consequences
ZigZagZo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting: Trying to get famous on social media.
SeizureBees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping: Middle aged housewives discover the magic of prescription drugs
RacerMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Short Circuiting - Johnny Number 5 tries to cope with the shocking incompetence of Ally Sheedy and Steve Guttenberg as they try to repair him.
Scarred-Face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first black man to become a Sir is offended by Prince Phillip in
The Dark Knighting
PS. I know I'm too late
Geta-Ve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Bee Sting
ifixeverything4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTONING - getting the fuck out.
Twiggled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring - A story about one man's love of fish.
DonQuesoDeLaVega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering. An informative documentary into how modern movies inhibit critical thinking.
Therearenopeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming- some seriously food deprived gamers.
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Safe Housing - Two hours of Yale students not saying anything for fear of triggering each other after the faculty provides them with their demanded "safe space".
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Icing Age; A new documentary frowning upon the obesity epidemic in America.
.
Directed by Michael Moore
kvs17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - Andy finds a stash of his moms sex toys.
Jonny-Propaganda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RamBoing-first blood How a little lamb became a Ram.
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Role Modelling - One third-waver's struggle to promote fat acceptance in mainstream media.
Darkpatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - Being half-baked and on verge of mental disability. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bing Hero 6 - Bing, Google and Yahoo team up to take down evil. Using search engines.
Icing Age - The cake goes stale mid-3rd century.
The Shininging - Everything gets shinier, with statistically more Johnnies!
Led23Zeppelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding: A story of a man who simply cares about his business, and his business only.
ivel501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M-A-S-H-I-N-G The story of a private working in the dining tent of an Army base during the Korean War. He spends his days peeling and mashing potatoes and looks forward to the meal times when the upbeat surgical teams come through during chow time since they cheer him up by crackin' wise and doing funny impersonations.
ivel501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dang, it took my asterisks out :(
Gutterflame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to escape them by putting a backslash in before the first one like \*this*
pennhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
Asian porn flick.
Not_A_Hyperbole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning
A Charles Sumner story
clark405 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling. Meteors everywhere, even in Scotland Edit :spelling
Gutterflame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secret Windowing - Johnny Depp furtively puts holes in walls. Or does he?
The Jacketing - Adrian Brody and his groomsmen get fitted for suits.
The Crowing - Brandon Lee comes back from the dead and spends the movie tracking down his killers to brag about it.
Maverick-1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulping Fiction - One man's desperate attempt to rid the world of books
ZytherAresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars, highlights of all the most famous wars, or a movie about some actor with the last name Wars trying to get his debut role
Todanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hellrazering - A movie about bad razors.
Dead Zoning - A Guy with a terrible sense of driving direction.
awkward1026 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Child's playing- Chucky isn't a killer but a man who believes he's a kid and accidentally kills kids when they don't want to play his games. Or just a 2 and a half hour long movie of kids playing
sheikysheik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck-It Ralphing - a movie about people who engage in projectile vomiting so hard that it wrecks buildings
GianniJS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing
The prequel to Toy Story were the kid is just reorganising his room for 2,5 hours.
angusthedangus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdmanning, the story of a legendary Denver Broncos quarterback and his quest to take flight
RugerDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback Mountaining
Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal attempt to camp in the wild with bad spines.
shulk_rotmg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotting...ing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara have a lesbian christmas before the Grinch breaks them up
itspitpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingpinning: Dark horse pro-wrestlers and former enemies Elizabeth I and Louis XIV make it to Heaven's Royal Rumble championship. Can they join forces and defeat the fearsome Hammurabi and Princess Diana?
Tagline: Long pin the king!
Narissis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: When Riley's beach trip is ruined by a freak rainstorm, she and her emotions take matters into their own hands to create a substitute vacation indoors.
al_v_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping. - movie about cocaine
Ranjoesta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stonewalling: A journalist's desperate attempt to get a straight answer out of these politicians.
martinexjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething - A whole lot of nope.
multiculturalman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roman Holidaying.
Roman enjoys a lovely week in the Algarve, relaxing on the beach and going out for dinner with his family after a particularly stressful time at work.
Good for you Roman, good for you.
RamZbolton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming! .....probobly just as bad as the original, but behind the scenes.
slaydog5678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speed Zoning - A thrilling drama on the local government planning officer and his quick decision to rush smug zoning ordinances.
Tko38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scooby-Dooing 2 Monsters Unleashed. I'll spare you the description
SometimesIBleed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakening
Get the fuck off me!!! I don't have to wake up for another 20 minutes!!!
rosshdavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marvel's Avengers Assembling - The Avengers take a day off to build things out of Lego.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking- even the trivial scenes seem to go on forever!
quixotik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrixing - advanced math problems all night long.
wondrous_spade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - The dark (back)side of Sam Rockwell
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost in the Shelling - A film about the disappointment of hulling a peanut, only to find it empty.
BertJPDXBKLN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - a schizophrenic with a love of heavy drops and all night dancing, bounces from venue to venue in one crazy night, leaving a wake of fisticuffs and tomfoolery
ivel501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering
A coming of age love story of a graffiti artist who makes it to 3rd base.
ljhasit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking- sick of the usual boring holidays, one family plans a different kind of getaway...
SeattleGreySky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking
A recently widowed man is gifted a pair of moisture wicking socks by his dead wife.
And then kills a bunch of people when they are stolen by a Russian.
furlongxfortnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilight: New Mooning - Edward shows Bella his butt once again
Caroling - Rooney Mara sings in front of Cate Blanchett's house for Christmas
Panning - one long take with a young kid flying on a blurry background
Pako21green ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocking - An old, retired boxer sits in his favorite chair by the fair recounting his glory days.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging: A alcoholic and his family stay in a hotel. His son has le psychic abeeleetees and can see ayy lmaos and spookys and shit. However, snow occurs and since the snow cleaner dude got a toothache he decided he will clean it up tomorrow leaving the family stranded. Meanwhile a spooky infiltrates the fathers head and he needs to kill family. However, he looks wrong and goes blind as everything is too damn shiny
Phabio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Primering - A movie about a landlord repairing a rental unit, cut and shown in out-of-order sequence.
afowles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going. Just one stop-action spool of the guy jogging. Endlessly.
oliuki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salt Lake City Punking
A film once about a serious inner monologue is now a bunch of teenagers going around pranking the folks of Salt Lake City
BondenPaavo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - there can be only one in the mosh pit
Chewy_Vuitton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission Impossibling: MC Hammer's fall from starhood
thatpizzaguy5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blindsiding - Rich white woman goes to help out giant underprivileged black guy. He gets offended and knocks her the fuck out!
chubmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy Riding: Now about a couple of dudes riding across the United States.
Led23Zeppelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groundhogging Day: Due to a strange Holiday declared under President Trump, citizens must battle each other over areas of land that will only be under their official ownership for 24 hours.
SirKottkamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething - A woman is getting her first set of vagina dentata and is dealing with the uncomfortable nature of growing up. Also she is constantly rubbing whiskey on herself.
jhudiddy08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Right Stuffing - Starring Martha Stewart and Gobbles
Alternatively, it could be a porn parody starring OP's Mom and a drawer full of panties.
NesTeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning - the movie is completely the same
Fumblerful- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
5th dimension problems appear in our world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the lonesome man-ing
peyton loses his brother and has no one to compare himself to anymore
bungyjumper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping- Well, first of all its a porn flick..... Do with that what you will.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark knighting. A tale of Tyrone and his quest of knighthood
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging - a st-stut-stutter with a Bahston accent who is a g-genius.
Feenlit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating - Try not to choke on that one.
BondenPaavo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - public flogging at its best?
_Clayton_Bigsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A comedy about a T-rex struggling with everyday activities, like parallel parking, due to his short arms
2cartalkers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. A lot of inging going on.
Breakfast4Dinner247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - Alcohol, psychotropic drugs and plastic surgery are all declared illegal in LA county...hilarity ensues.
Barvoucher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackassing
...still about the same stuff.
eddmario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging. It's now a porno.
nattack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch me if you Canning - Leonardo Dicaprio goes through great lengths to avoid preserving foods
andygootz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awake-n'-sing! Basically The Sound of Music but with rebels and imperials. The greatest musical of our time.
megagnome5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A group of professional HVAC installers receive complaints from a customer after they don't hook up the new furnace correctly.
Fujinygma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
The grim tale of a young wizard who simply couldn't follow the school rules, and didn't return home the following summer.
Wicked0N3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beerfesting- A documentary about a group of adult friends who, bored with their life, decide to visit every beer festival they can find in a year. Share their highs and lows and laugh, or cringe, at their mishaps and bad decisions.
SPOILER - they all are diagnosed with liver failure!
j3veny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Old lady trying to pareller park for 2 hours.
rabidwhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging. Let's be honest wtf was that move really about? Trees or something right.
Coldhandles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Years A Slaving: The 12 Days of Christmas song takes a sinister turn.
JesusKantrowiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running.
It's about a Kid defying rules and running with scissors.
TechnicallyITsCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing. Ferris cuts class to go on a murderous rampage.
HollisFenner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Trainspottinging" - Renton, deeply immersed in the Edinburgh grammar scene, tries to clean up and get out, despite the allure of the vocabulary and influence of friends. This movie is about one mans epic withdrawl from Grammar Nazi Syndrome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wolverining, Wolverine is but through genetic experiments to become an actual wolverine
Shredder77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning - Payton Manning gets into a brutal car accident and they rebuild him, 6 million dollar man style.
cpcwrites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers: Dark of the Mooning.
Megatron hassles the Autobots with an escalating series of pranks. The movie doesn't make much sense, and you can't really tell which robot's ass is on screen at any given time, but it somehow still makes a billion dollars.
NightByMoonlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the water fronting - a surfer with attitude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killing Bill: The story off the assassination of Bill Clinton, and replacing him with a womanizing cyborg.
TaurineLine719 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining...ing...
DKOHAG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming. Something about robots and sex.
superbatranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Treking
A man walks from one end of the Hollywood Walk of Fame to the other.
retrozzzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Misting - An adaptation to Stephen King's novel on proper plant watering techniques
butimprobablywrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
rosshdavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raging Bulling - Robert De Niro goes on an angry rampage spreading lies about everyone he dislikes.
morebeansplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing. Bigger, Stronger, Faster.. beetles.
smagletoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mudding. 90 minutes of trucks, overalls, and Budweiser.
Mongo16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmaning. Archie Manning is killed and Peyton manning must dawn the mask of the bat to seek justice for his murder. Bonus: Eli Manning is Robin
ArniePalminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Twilight Saga: New Mooning - A bunch of vampires and were-wolves show their asses to people for kicks.
Jemworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking......the struggles of octogenarians in parking lots
ljhasit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Polar Expressing- a documentary which gives a voice to current victims of climate change
Thin Red Lining- an eccentric tailor finds an unexpected niche market
WallyHestermann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you, manning. A movie about one fans obsessive love of Payton Manning.
dafapguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tenacious Ding: Plot is the same
frolix8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing
Raining outside.
pierogieExpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - a gut-wrenching thriller about about brain freeze
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fault in Our Starring - A movie about a terrible writer whose book inexplicably gets made into a movie and he gets to pick the actors.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission Impossibling. A rapper is on a spending spree to be the most blinged out of all.
iczk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering. Another sequel that tarnishes a great movie and you wish it had never been made.
Viscerall23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating.
An awry tale of Robert De Niro and Al Pacino finding each others likeness while defrosting a chicken.
romeonohomeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Book of Lifeing- A documentary on people who struggle with grammar and how they live their lives.
realiztik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumberering Neither needs nor deserves further explanation.
MyTakeHomePayIsZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fight clubbing. Tyler Durden goes on a crusade to end all traces of nightlife
guess_my_password ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering: the tragic story of people with gradually debilitating brains from Alzheimer's.
Flyersrock87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - A docudrama/PSA about the dangers of promiscuous sex
BobbyDlish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Entering the Dragon - one man, one dragon, one quest....tapping that sweeeeet dragon ass.
Draxorz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Team America World Policing - Starring Jessie Jackson and Barack Obama. - The World is in a Terrible State... But, The American Government refuses to Stop it... But Insist on Policing its own People.
Gunther_Folly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. A movie about redundancies.
asaulgoldman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing- about sucky fallback plans for a rainy day field trip.
guyinokc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - a documentary about the largest parking lots in the world.
whipprsnappr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Frozenning - Buddhist monks grow out their hair and get perms
L_Monochromicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding - a movie about a Judge with social anxiety and difficulty with spelling.
rudditte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noting Hilling. A movie about going to Nothing Hill.
Delsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie signs is now signing. It's about sign language. Seriously. Watch it if you don't believe me. :-)
Also saw. Saw is now sawing. A construction movie. Feel free to watch that one too...
L_Monochromicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting: an instructional singing video.
star_bury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting: The Sir Trevor McDonald Story
fegoc180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging - a heartbreaking tale of one man's battle with bulimia, while all hell breaks loose in the United States, a nation reborn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost ridering -Riding a ghost
uhmhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. Snuff in the woods.
ljhasit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering- the franchise resumes with Harry enjoying his new, quieter life
SSJNinjaMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fifth Elementing - Boron invades earth and forces everyone to worship it!
Scudstock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging - A janitor has a stroke.
gg_2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - a real-life story about secret British knights and vigilantes that later became the MI6.
writtensparks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming - A popular game series releases a new version and people play it so long they forget to eat.
richyhx1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking - A crazy old rich guy realises his dream of creating a themed car park. Some customers park. Some leave. One loses his ticket and has to pay the lost ticket charge. Enthralling
XFadeNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing. A short hairy man controls the most powerful call center in the world and constantly calls you at dinner time.
magnificentbastid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening - 200 years into the future, Bryan Mills is brought back to life to once again to save his great, great, great, great grand daughter from a ghetto ass alien race that makes their space dollas by pimpin out earth women. Co-starring: Laim Neeson, Maggie Grace, and Samuel Jackson as "Dolla-Dolla Bill". ~The 9th Film by Quentin Tarantino~
Ancientdefender2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding- A tale focused around the would-be attempt on Tanya Harding that instead result in a mere broken leg.
star_bury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging: Winnie the Pooh is after that honey again...
jerklin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers listing - a light hearted tale about a man searching for love in all the wrong places
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing - Francis McDormand travels the width of Minnesota in her prowler.
robmx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing. The story of two juice connoisseurs caught up in the dangerous underground pineapple juice trade.
_misterwilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Conjuringing - A possessed phone terrorizes a family in their newly bought home.
Puddy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - Jesse Eisenberg needs to land a plane filled with zombies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackhawk Downing. Birds drink liquor?
Manager_Mr_Manager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elfing
Jdp111987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast Clubbing
Added a B for spelling
star_bury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: An intervention is staged for an agoraphobic man, during which his house is decorated to seem like the outdoors.
psycow_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant question and answers!
L_Monochromicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Greying: A steamy infomercial about hair dye for men.
Buttering: Olivia Wilde and Ashley Greene star in a cooking program produced by Paula Deen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Tension at a nude couples beach reaches an all time high as female numbers mysteriously dwindle to almost nothing while male attendance skyrockets.
fuckingoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping.
Forrest really loved Jenny.
MentalUproar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aladdining - Soccer moms discover that part of the internet.
Rag546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakening Watch as a storm trooper betrays his leader by waking him up from his nap time. Tantrums ensue.
RudeMorgue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving - Same thing.
BlackenedBlued ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan's deadly plot for revenge against Tonya Harding
subavairpine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Happeninging... I don't really know... the movie sucks anyway.
DaddyMcBars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Purgeing - A movie about the impact of bulimia in the modeling industry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. Tinnitus sucks.
TheRealKuni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F1 champions Niki Lauda and James Hunt have to work together to get accepted into the most exclusive fraternity on campus.
Ron Howard directs "Rushing," 2013
Neapola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M * A * S * H * I * N * G
They're at war against our taste buds (and our livers) because it's a movie about about making wine! And they're living in tents to be closer to the grapes.
Nygjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heating- Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy find themselves trapped inside a room together on a hot day, but the heater won't turn off. Will they find away to turn off the heating? (Melissa McCarthy vent crawling hilarity will ensue)
Cena_2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. A touching story about Vito raising his godson and teaching him the values of family
donslaughter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Con Airing: Nicolas Cage, wrongfully imprisoned for a self-defense death, is incarcerated in a federal penitentiary. As the years go by his prospects look bleaker and bleaker until he gets the idea to do something about it. So he gets funding and approval and starts his own variety show on public access that gains a following. As the show becomes more popular, he starts getting pressured by the administration to invite guest stars on the show. When he gets paroled and decides to do his final show live his guest stars start a riot and take control of the prison. Now, in order to save the hostages and keep the prison population out of the streets, Cameron Poe must use all of his Army Ranger training and natural acting ability to seize the day and kick some ass.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - this is a documentary about the first ever Black Knight in King Arthur's Court.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sequel: The Dark Night Rising- Those racist assholes who fucked with the Black Knight while he was alive now have a debt to major debt to owe.
abez1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting; Elmer Fudd goes frog gigging while ducking away from a daffy game warden.
flman16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samurai Jacking. NSFW only pixelated
bluejams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sister Acting.
The Wayans brothers go under cover as nuns to get to the bottom of a high school drug smuggling ring believed to be lead by the Catholic School Choir.
TeamSuperMegaUltra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - For a chronic gum spitter, it was the wrong place at the wrong time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Nygjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling- Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara bond together, as the join a lesbian Christmas caroling group
ZydrateVial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Baby-sitters' Clubbing-- The investigation that follows the brutal murder of a young teen who was bludgeoned by a home intruder while babysitting.
StealthsWithGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redding - Bruce Willis makes friends with an old man stuck in a prison of Redemption.
Rated PG-13
LegendaryNeurotoxin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Cubing
An unlikely team of lost souls find themselves trapped in a puzzle where all the answers are 3
uhmhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A documentary on gay rights.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Making out with dinosaurs.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping- Protagonist is to the point where he is so stoned that he is almost retarded. Lots of hilarity ensues.
Hugh_janus1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Beetlejuicing" an instructional video.
reanimejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing
M. Night travels to colleges around the world to talk about the film making experience, infecting the next generation of film makers with terrible twist endings. Spoiler: The twist is that he shits on future audiences.
Don_Thate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex Machining - A sadistic man uses a lathe to slowly dismember a disgruntled partner.
Nisas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging
Time lapse footage of glaciers melting for 2 hours.
desp1sedicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing. It turns it into a movie where there is a phone ringing nonstop but nobody could find it. Eventually they all go insane and die.
gumb_thing_else ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the Stoning: a beginners guide to falling in love with the barbaric death sentence
zeyals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing: the Return of the King. Elvis Presley comes back to life to preform a new song with bells.
star_bury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: Takeru Kobayashi faces off against his biggest feast of all time.
ponymassacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching, a story of will Smith and kevin james trying to attach a trailer to a truck.
agblg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man: the trials and tribulations of a man (played by Robert Downey Jr) who runs a dry cleaning service.
uhmhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frosting. Learn to master the art of cup-cakes.
crilen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. Real life documentary of a new kind of dance club opening all over the country and no one is talking about it.
GourmetCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocky Balboaing - With the release of the latest movie, Rocky Babloa 2, a sudden craze has swept the nation, the newest thing since Planking - Rocky Balboaing.
Soon the lemming like following starts to grow, "Yo Adrienne" being yelled at live news broadcasts across the nation. Youngsters breaking in to meat lockers to punch the bovine cadavers.
Droves of fans arrive at the Philadelphia Museum of Art to reinact the training scene from the Rocky movies. The chaos causes Philadelphia to shut its doors, becoming a police state. None may enter, none may leave.
As chaos spreads it's believed this is the public's way of fighting back against government censorship and tyranny, among all the anarchy, the nation wonders. Where is Sylvester Stallone in all this?
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
A jackass like movie with guys going around and mooning everyone
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Usual Suspecting- It's not always who you think it'll be.
zzzthelastuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Harry Potter and the chamber of secretings
A boy and his friends discover their body fluids
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ping (or Piing)
A brilliant mathematician's internet signal keeps dropping, so he spends an hour and a half on the phone being transferred between various Comcast customer service reps.
jmg089 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing. A documentary about the beatle beverage industry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty Dancinging
The indian bollywood ripoff of Dirty Dancing
BeardedCoffeeMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man On Firing - Donald Trump biopic.
j3434 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howling
A group of wolfpeople howling at the moon
mrhashbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
James Bond has an acorn fall and hit his head. He proceeds to unravel a vast global network of trees conspiring to doom humanity to a slow, brutal death by falling acorns.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
ztrlz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A planned school outing to the nature reserve is cancelled due to a huge storm, and the teachers move the planned activities indoors in the school turned disaster shelter - the moving story of a carefree camping trip that instead became a deep story of psychological self-reflection.
justsarah_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking: the sequel to Trainspotting
bustbustbustamove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking. A movie about Robin Williams stealing cars then masturbating in them.
Mitchhhhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The chamber of secreting
A movie about restrooms.
miniminc98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Money Training.
Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrleson get taught how to handle money.
AdventurePee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing: One woman can stop the powers of evil using only her breasts.
SEKLEM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Stealing - A movie about Superman becoming a pick pocket.
punkrok97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering
A lonely man finds companionship in a fish.
spideyfanatic93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Maning - After he's accidentally shrunk in a freak accident, Peyton Manning, a now tiny quarterback in a now massive world, must navigate the dangers of nature and the waters of friendship with his ant buddy Tony, to make it to the AFC Championship game in time to whip Tom Brady. There's comedy, there's tragedy. It's a family picture.
pobel87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing - the fastes man alive
pvcalculator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombing
Basically a sequel to the original one.
mcjuggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - Fed up with the bullshit of one too many corporate networking events, a Silicon Valley entrepreneur is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.
Mistersinister1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man with the iron fisting: one man's journey through the darkest corners of the porn industry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talladega Nighsing: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Will Ferrell sings Ricky Bobby's greatest hits.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Metropolising - A deviant sexual fetish flick way ahead of it's time featuring acts so obscene my iphone locks itself and dials 999 every time I try to type a description.
dogbert730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredding - A documentary about people who fear large white powder wigs.
The Jungle Booking - a falsely accused man is running from the law; the law of the jungle.
Supermaning - A raunchy look at new age sex techniques.
Mooning - Sam Rockwell is a sex offender who can't help himself...
Ender's Gaming - A deep delve into the turmoiled lives of professional gamers.
SofaProfessor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: a lighthearted comedy about two dinosaurs working the valet stand at an upscale country club.
PriestlyMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing - Same movie, better title.
1block ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Illicit teen stegosaurus love
probably-not-a-fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing.
Either a romcom beginning with a nice dinner inside, or a particularly gory thiller
ChristoCritter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tanisha Jackson's Magnificent Adventures Through Time and Spacing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging - A movie about an idiot janitor
wallaceant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord Of The Ringing-Elijah Woods plays a short man who phone stalks Liv Tyler. She is even more annoyed by him because she communicates almost exclusively by text.
exoxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winding - the story no longer about sailing, but about a boy in a kart who raced his way down a winding road with his goal to reach the finish line first
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing
machei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. I couldn't describe this if I wanted to.
syabah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding: A touching story of a boy who finds new friends
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning- Spinoff from the Cocoon movies. These grandpa's in the nursing home know how to party and anyone who gets in their way gets a Kane to the face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking - just a guy who talks to a bunch of other people and gives them his business card.
bigd0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging -- Now, the protagonist just has a fucked up last name.
DanNg521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frozening - Elsa grows a Julius Ervin afro and looks to improve her feng shui.
astrolabos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Sabres16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeighborSing - Zac Efron and the cast of High School Musical reunite next door to Rose Byrne and Seth Rogen who must put an end to their never-ending singalongs.
whipprsnappr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing - "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and can't remember where I put my dentures last night"
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxi Driving: Taxi Cab Confessions now goes to the big screen- this time they do go too far.
Dysleixclol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightcrawling, the story of Jake Gyllenhaal oddly looking for crime while crawling.
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxi driving
It's in the title
HereComeTheCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into the Wilding - Ygritte and Jon Snow's untold love story.
WonkySight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing.
Superhero goes around exposing crime, and himself
TheyCallMeDominic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The untold story of valets at Jurassic Park
745631258978963214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Nothing happens.
erenon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
big fishing. it is obviously about an old man trying to catch the biggest fish in the world.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging: Honeybee population goes postal on mankind for almost wiping out their species- Directed by M. Night Shamalayn and produced by Alfred Hitchocks ghost.
Mitchhhhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
A story about raising someone else's kids.
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Graduating
A documentary about the american college system
Bennely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've just started watching "Cop Caring", which I assume to be about a friendly police officer who goes out of his way to help those less fortunate.
xynxia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing - A commentary on Japanese adult video censorship.
Mitchhhhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free Willying
A story about public nudity.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Singing In The Raining: a movie about subject and verb predicates
tsunder3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Wars. The greatest casting reality tv show.
icantnotthink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting
The story of a girl and her insatiable urge to tear shit up and go ham on filthy peasents
orangefury4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for Speeding.
The same film.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching- Drunk Scott's rampage Scotland after a Manchester United Futbal match and compete on who can steal the most purses.
soCalifax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying - A grizzled old man teaches spoiled rich kids with over-protective parents how to box.
feistyfoodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brooklyning.
About the evolution of Brooklyn from a wonderful borough of immigrants seeking the American dream, to a bunch of pansy hipsters systematically destroying the American dream
TheNegotiator12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, Dr. Grant is trying to find a parking space while Dr. Malcolm talks non stop chaos theory for 2 hours
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing- Documentary on Passive Aggressive Gay's outing each other just to be a dick.
JFrantz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Rings: fellowship of the ringing. a band of misfit creatures of various races wander across the countryside ringing bells as loudly as possible everywhere they go.
ChrisMorrison93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning.
Story about a girl named Winter who is a sex addict.
Hugh_janus1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life of ping" Asian man in a boat with a tiger
erynosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing. The grueling story of a highschool hallway.
Indiana Jonesing A low-budget documentary featuring a bunch of Hoosiers trying to get their fix.
Inside Outing Agoraphobia takes a holiday.
Jurassic Parking T-Rex struggles to find a spot at Wal-Mart.
The Helping A family is torn apart when grandma takes too many mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving.
jayHATESpeople ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kill billing. its a documentary about stupid charges companies like to put on top of things.
ketsjupelvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - Japanese phone horror.
Phlum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moonrakering. The gripping story of the moon's most average handyman. Hey, someone's gotta do it.
muggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming (yes, I cheated and added an extra 'm')
Ass-eating porno set in Hawaii.
jjm239 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not cheating to make it proper English.
porradavfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakenings
Robert DeNiro and Robin Williams star in this emotional story of non-communicative patients emerging from their catatonic states to fight their fathers.
jeffersthemagical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. One mans tragic struggle with tinnitus.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating- Organic Chemistry Movie staring Bill Nye.
Mr_Xing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting - A psychological thriller where a young girl succumbs to the fallacies of victim blaming.
The Departing - A sad tale of breaking friendships.
Brokeback Mounting - Same movie, larger actors.
The Bourne Identifying - Jason Bourne is given the mundane task of finding the right needle in a stack of needles.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Theres Something About Marrying
sadDCsportsfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Hard (Kevin Hart teaches Will Ferrell how to prepare for prison in a slightly different way)
Chengweiyingji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking.
Pretty much the same thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About an angry young man.
Mad Maxing.
mr_glasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling. Feel-good holiday romp set in a bucolic Westchester, NY suburb in 1954.
SafDon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The quiet manning: British racist comic Bernard Manning is kidnapped, drugged and escapes only to find he has lost the power of speech.
Sequel: A serious manning. Bernard is on the road to recovery and turns his hand to weightier topics.
Second sequel: The third manning. Bernard undergoes a radical transformation and embarks on a new career as an activist for equal rights
Barbaric_Emu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paning. It's now about people panning for gold and jewels in a river
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Road Tripping
Basically Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas except in more places.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - chris pratt saves a theme park islands congested parking lot from dinosaurs with atrocious parking abilities
MilkmanBurlur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing- a nonprofit organization struggles to find homes for foster animals
VictoriaMintage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething. A dark comedy that will have both parents and children in tears.
jjm239 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Manning with the Golden Gun... Peyton Manning is obsessed with his right arm getting the Midas touch, and only James Bond can stop him.
pseudopseudonym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredding - a reluctant judge is forced to take a case they really don't like.
Dolpheus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking-- the story about parking in the old days
SinnerOfAttention ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - "Apollo meets Soul Train meets zero gravity - two thumbs up!"
Rein_of_Liberty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Mind(ing)
The story about an eclectic college professor who doesn't follow the rules until he meets the love of his life, has children, and through learning how to discipline his kids, develops a deep appreciation for boundaries and expectations.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. It's about an OCD janitor that tries to polish everything in a hotel while it is closed for winter.
TheHatter2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I immediately thought "The Shininging," but I can't think of what it would be about.
MailerDemon84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Independence Daying - A movie about kids leaving their parents house and living on their own and the shenanigans they encounter. So for most of you, life at the age of 30. I kid, I kid.
Leozilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superman IV: the quest for Peacing. It's pretty much the same movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning
A documentary covering the cult-like phenomena of impersonating the character Benjamin Button.
Forrest Gumping
A documentary covering the cult-like phenomena of impersonating the character Forrest Gump
Being John Malcoviching
A documentary covering the cult-like phenomena of actually pretending you are John Malcovich and expecting people to understand the reference and find you endearing.
cassygrace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
The life and times of Oscar Schindler, the realtor.
iChubb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
FrankieCarlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering
Nilliak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. The heroes find out that if you don't answer your phone for the "seven days" call the ghost can't hurt you. Of course, this results in the phones being left to ring off the hook as the ghost keeps trying, which is annoying. Eventually it gets tired of calling people and goes back down the well and plays video games.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
die Harding - a presidential assassin tries desperately to kill the president.
Arilith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predatoring- He's climbing in your windows snatching your people up. Better hide your wife and hide your kids.
MailerDemon84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling: A group of turtles that have been mutated and engineered to fight crime by their Master Splinter, but they can never muster up the will to fight and, instead, cower and turtle.
Officer_Hotpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: About road rage in the parking lot when a T Rex realizes he can't shift, and holds up traffic.
redxgk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking. John fills the emptiness of losing his wife by making artisan candles, probably at his lake house.
klousGT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging written by M Night Shamalongadingdong
Mark Walburg has a speech impediment, a young boy helps him learn to speak properly but it turns out he was dead from the begining.
DirtySanchezPlatypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing.
Prepare for freedom motherfuckers.
tkdyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
big fishing. much less sad. much more fishing. also the stars look like theyre from duck dynasty
G3n0c1de ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming.
Ender basically plays a strategy game but ends up winning the war.
aeroartist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - two gay women in the '50s must keep their budding romance under wraps as they sing songs for the holidays
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocky Horror Picture Showing.... Yeah.
N3UROTOXIN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eXistenZ-ing. I have no idea.
TrainAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Days of Thundering - A young couple attempts to keep their children occupied and busy as a huge thunderstorm rolls through the area.
garrettj100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging is about a guy with a stutter going to the Overlook hotel.
Flonaldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Parking - A movie about a boy from texas who tries to cover his grandmas hospital bills by working as a concierge, parking rich peoples cars.
unaverage1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringings: A nuanced character piece about a twelfth-century baron's passive-aggressive conflict with a local bishop for control of a mystical cathedral bell
blurmageddon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan hires Bruce Willis to hunt down Tonya Harding and her ex-husband and get revenge for the 1994 knee-clubbing incident.
kabukistar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringsing: the heartwarming story of a professional wrestler who dreams of becoming a torch singer, and eventually combines the two into one show-stopping performance at the end.
bananawrangler69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing - its about a serial killer who uses a very unique, complicated method to kill his/her victims.
Svartben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing: The return of Froggy
ademnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
200 1 : a Spac ing Odysse y
D89raj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - cctv footages of giant trucks hogging all the space in parking lots
disco_rice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Fishing: Fishing practices in African American societies since the early 1900s.
D89raj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - cctv footages of giant trucks hogging all the space in parking lots
florinandrei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
A writer struggles with stuttering as he goes on a "working vacation" in a remote location with his family.
ChristianDavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. Sorry.
unaverage1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Girling: like Boys Don't Cry, but not as good
DjOuroboros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning: Harry is introduced into the world of Hogwarts and is thrust headfirst into questionable religious practices...
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: Harry enters his fourth year at Hogwarts, with news that a revolutionary new method of getting rid of teachers is to be introduced.
ThisWorldIsMade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ong-Baking
A simple man from Thailand makes a fortune cooking elephant.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duplexing
A young couple is constantly interrupted in their daily life by an old woman's printer troubles.
mootinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nesting - A drone captures the intricate process of a cuckoo building its nest.
stackflow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God Grew Tired of Using. A touching story of God leaving behind a life of drugs.
Ricelyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron manning: the story of a robot football player who fooled a nation in thinking he was just a human with a good throwing arm
Axleboy57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing
Down-on-his-luck Jewish man tries to sell his miniature New York Apartment in this knee-slapping comedy!
D89raj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - cctv footages of giant trucks hogging all the space in parking lots
housemobile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ted 2ing
It started when Toy Story brought toys alive. Now we have a movie about stuffed animals taking poos.
adirtygerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stoning. It's about a guy named Harry Potter who stones sorcerers. That is untill he meets The Sorcerer who changes everything.
venturoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing. All about crumping and dance battles.
popillil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my boy-ing (boing)
Adam Sandler loves to show his erection to his son.
Simmer_Down_Now ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking _ man builds a parking lot on an an island , but when life finds a way all the asphalt gets ruined.
TheyCallMeBodhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Usual Suspectings - story about suspicions from a group of elderly, retired Jews when their nursing home accepts a new black resident.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching
A man accidentally kicks his girlfriend in the head while trying to get his boat trailer connected to his truck.
rehanbadsha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das Booting. A movie about turning on German computers.
Banhithien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic Fouring.. well. Kinky 4some.
Monagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - an obsessive toy hoarder is running out of space for their collection.
JashanTheCreator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering. A movie about a boy named Harry who enjoys pottery.
TheManlyBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
Harry discovers how philosophers see the world
BigOldCar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
puff
Whoa man... that's deep...
exhale
TheManlyBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where else do they get their philosphy?
skonen_blades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"E. Teeing". Golfing under the influence of ecstasy. Caddyshack meets Risky Business. Country club by day, illegal rave club by night run by the caddies and the teen children of the owners while all the parents are out of town. Given responsibility for the first time, hijinx ensue. The rich kids and the poorer caddies work together at first but start to have a rift when running two businesses 24 hours a day turns out to be more challenging than they thought. The head caddy and the lead teen have differences but must set them aside in order to win the local golf tournament with the chief of police to save the country club and not get arrested. In the end they learn that money isn't everything and class structures can be transcended. The parents return none the wiser of their children's exploits and it ends well.
quicksilvervii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Encino Manning. The story of a caveman with aspirations to play in the NFL.
ntmyrealacct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 4th Manning brother
ntmyrealacct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
followed by the sequel Inside Manning
crampedstyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. A really boring movie about a guy being asked to Godfather his friend's child, getting the priest to agree to it, and then having it done. The worst part is, it takes 3 whole movies to cover this story.
dtyler86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A tale of archaic parking lots that wouldn't be filled for 65 million years.
nivenfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brad Pitt got to go Thelma and Louising
ThanklessTask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead calming
A film about relaxation
dinosaurer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Requiem for a Dreaming - Documentary about the Freud's views on dream and unconsciousness.
spaham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Killer Mooning, and you thought those bums were innocent ?
dtyler86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing A movie about dudes on the town that just go from club to club starting fights. Featuring the cast of the Jersey Shore.
harakat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ringing - a video tape that kills you in 7 days after watching it but no one really dies because the phone keeps ringing and the message goes straight to voice mail.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BigOldCar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure they're not infiltrating groups of homosexuals and then revealing their identities?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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AustereSpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about the dastardly tales of improperly dressed mannequins and slightly more annoyed that usual retail workers?
heatexch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - Uma thurman is a communist who fights capitalism
Dkcub23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guilding - the movie where someone please give me gold
guy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A documentary about going into carparks where old people having parked across the last 3 bays
brb1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemy Mining: Marooned fighter pilots learn the value of carefully placed explosives.
Montanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
War and peacing. A story about a man who joins the army, war breaks out, then he says fuck that and bails.
sixtysicx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - The True Story of the Philadelphia 76ers
dryfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StarWarSing. StarWars the musical.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring - Mike Tyson takes up woodwork.
mramazerful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guardians of the Galaxying. I'm not sure... I don't think I understand this game?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
davidklowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing - just some dudes on a boat for a bit. They probably brought some PBR...
whatitiswhassup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: Four teens start douchebaggary in a few clubs
KingJamesCourt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doping-now a movie about Lance Armstrong and his fall from grace
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fast and furiousing...
;P
chickadee_delight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: insert premise about a comedic film revolving around food or for a touching story in a soup kitchen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a group of gay men team up to get Reilly, a shyly effeminate actor, to admit he is gay. Along the way, we dig deeper into Reilly's memories and find he is quite the opposite. Sexual experimentation ensues, and along the way, Reilly finds the love of his life, a woman.
dodgeball_hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That Thing You Doing! A documentary about the untold story of the failed triangle player from The Wonders.
seabass4507 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - A documentary about Singapore's corporal punishment system and a passion for phonemic orthography
BigOldCar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
No longer the violent story of an emotionally isolated loner who fixates on a criminal's widow and her son, we're instead passengers in Ryan Gossling's car as he commutes to work.
Kulaid871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frozening.
A princess with freezing powers, freezes everything... including her own sister.
chalywong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Monkey_Brain_Oil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duck Souping - You won't believe how fast a duck can be!
joetrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strange Loving - The doctor falls for his soul mate. But is the love real and the magic fake?
horsenbuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Match Pointing - a former tennis pro struggles to learn how to synchronize her hands in her new flight attendant career.
Bobsyourunkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing, a group of underground dancers finds a leader with identity issues that need to prepare for the ultimate show... Project Mayhem.
alfiealfiealfie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cocooning - old people gain a new lease of life by wrapping their naked bodies around the naked bodies of other old people, forming a sort of "cocoon"
gilesinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning.
Because who doesn't love a good old fashioned stoning?
Sumbodygonegethertz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The color purpleing" A movie about kids high on lean watching some painters paint the exterior of their neighbors house purple.
The__RIAA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. Mostly Sam Rockwell's ass.
djakdarippa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Zing - The comic baloon "sound" of a man hitting with a truncheon another man, while being on the back of a speeding flatbet truck.
horsenbuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wizing - in a trippy version of New York City one thing remains the same...people still urinate in the streets
Monkey_Brain_Oil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablancing - They won't always have, ummm, ummm,..., oh yeah, Paris.
idontknowwhattoput01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The imitation gaming - the story of a guy who plays spy in tf2
Twikstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diary of a mad black womaning. It's uh....still the same movie.
FakingFad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad maxing. Mad max doing some reps trying to get big
NihilistOpaque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Bobbing - A gentle summer movie about the importance of bobbing for apple. Starring Bill Murray
abbiandrews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping: a film about how to limit your portion sizes
ntmyrealacct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and so that Spike Lee does not feel left out
Black Booking
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing VII - The Relentless Lives of Carpenters.
horsenbuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Andromeda Straining - the Great Bird of the Galaxy poops out one last sci-fi tale
Late_Dent_ArthurDent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck It Ralphing - An angry demolition worker goes to work with the worst hangover of his life.
Kulaid871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing... German beetles are taking steroids to win the Incest Muscle Competition.
agumonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the stoning ..
I'll let y'all write the story.
Mayor_of_coolsville ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman Beginning, about a young Bruce Wayne's transformation into Th....... Oh wait.
houseofdownton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming, a film about dealing with a succession of crazy roommates.
kooredaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging....
Matt Damon is Matt Damoning as M Night Shyamalan continues to Shyamalaning his movies.
Keminoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting: Patrick Swayze died, but nobody noticed
LoveToHateMe666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Robert De Niro re heats his left overs in the microwave.
saigashooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Set in an alternate timeline where dinosaurs can drive, this independent film follows the struggle of a neighborhood opposing the construction of a multi-level car park. Or just a film about dinosaurs who go "parking"
3choplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killing Bill. It's just a lot shorter.
InsomniacPlagueis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sunshining.
Mortimer452 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing - A sad story about some old dude trying to get donations outside of a grocery store during Christmas
_ecstatic_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
27 dressings - kathrine hiegel is on the hunt for the best salade dressing for all of the weddings. Then she finds the best and uses it at hers
kneightx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Manning. A bite from a radioactive spider during her sex-change operation turns Chelsea into the world's newest superhero.
Dewstain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Copping - The long drawn out and arduous tale of Subway's Jared, staring Daniel Day Lewis.
seanwalsh747 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging - Will Hunting tries to get over his speech impediment
InsomniacPlagueis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The mooning
MilleniumHandAndShri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminatoring. An Asylum production about a rogue car assembly robot who, due to a tragic error is his code, quits his job to become an exterminator. He later gets his own reality TV show.
mcfuddlebutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
The story of a man who travels the country telling strangers lies as they wait for the bus.
ladybh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking- 2.5 hours of utters.
CaptainCrater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lady in the Vanning.
The behind the scenes of an real FBI arrest and the child-like backstory of the criminal.
gwydionspen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing - I got high and watched the movie with the spanish audio track.
jovietjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
hugonautt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Revenanting - The true story of creative talent secretly working to get Leonardo DiCaprio an Academy Award.
Moikie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing - The new animated film about a talking pineapple who overly expresses his emotions to other talking fruits!
Bobsyourunkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking, it's the Flintstones in reverse, where dinosaurs drive and live in civilized houses.... Damn it, that's the plot of the TV show the Dinosaurs isn't it?
El_Jacobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. The sequel.
thedanimalw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wing - George "Dubya" Bush's quest to fly like an eagle
BatemansVideoRentals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding- One woman's quest for revenge after her Olympic dreams were stolen by a rival, her husband and a lead pipe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning
Pretty much the same thing
montrealcowboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Two buddies hit all the hottest dance clubs, but when the don't agree on where to go next, mayhem ensues.
zdesert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding..... about the attempted assassination of Warren G harding, the american president. it is pretty good but i liked Live Free Or Die Harding the best... and we all know Die Harding with a Vengeanceing is just a terrible movie
redditeando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing
A story about facing obstacles way bigger that you can handle, and failing.
ACrippledSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning A touching documentary on being the pet ant of famous quarterback Peyton Manning.
borderex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss Kiss Bang Banging - The story of a man who just wants to have sex in the missionary position and fire a gun in the air at the same time
Jay0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Old people taking their lives to park their car during 2:40 hours.
EDIT: Grammar
jerseydeadhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding
A movie about orphans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star[r]ing Wars
Highlight reveal of humanities best wars.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying - Liam Neeson has a midlife crisis whilst simultaneously fending off a pack of wolves in the Alaskan wilderness.
montrealcowboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmaning - What do two brothers do at the end of their storied football carreers end? Bored and rich, together, they fight crime!
Malted_Shark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping. The story about a young boy going to rehab for taking uppers thanks to peer pressure.
silkfort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Nicholas Cage should steal 50 flintmobiles from the parking lot of Bedrock Bowl
Rsle2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sandloting- going around to parking lots and exploding sand bags
mikekotsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping โ just some weird kids and their way of saying goodbye to grandma. In the woods.
RastaMcDouble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing- A 90's instructional video series teaching people how to use saws.
8979323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing: Eye of the Tigger
theseekerofbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Galaxy Questing. Alan Rickman takes Bowie on an epic space adventure.
ShinedownBoomLay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mall Coping
About a single middle-aged father trying to cope with his fear of going to the mall.
Davethe3rd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning: The Return of Peyton
Dr_Lesieg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking... You know
Bobsyourunkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering, where a boy finds out his destiny is to follow in his father's footsteps... The lawn care department of Home Depot.
Audrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing - Edward Elric shopping for winter clothes.
Sparkiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Yellering. Jaundice in old age.
FlimFlamZimZamWamBam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing - The tale of a man who was never loved, so he decided to bare it all
billyuno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crowing. Eric Draven is brought back from the dead by the Spirit of the Rooster.
Iron Manning: Peyton decides to play offence AND defense.
FACE_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mudding - A Canadian story about getting your truck stuck in mud and the life lessons you learn getting it out
Herring - This isn't your normal coastal trip
MumumumumumumaskMASK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamiting
synkrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lawnmower manning - three hours focusing on man moving cable to prevent person mowing over cable
kasahito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Bucking - a dirty uncle goes to a restaurant with a little boy finds a shady supply closet, bats his shit around a little bit and gets away with it
mikekotsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
West Side Storing โ travel back to 1995 and relive Tupac's time in prison.
mamasaysimspecial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding -- A new movie about an undead crew of astronauts (Tallahassee, Columbia, Wichita, and Little Rock) who are trying to find their way back home.
Maritimerintraining ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing - Mark Wahlberg still doesn't know what's going on, and neither does the audience.
Rivdjuret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning
Sam Rockwell is sure to crack up in this stunning performance
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - a movie about a man who tries to relieve himself from the torture of filling out invoices
Constantine-ing - it's the same movie
There Will Be Bleeding - a movie about menstruation
Okay, I took some liberties with that last one, but hey ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
mikekotsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding โ a lot of cowboys making fun of natives' rituals.
sclore71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking - t-rex attempts parallel parking
Pikabuu2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging, one night a year, all anorexia is legal.
MaximTheory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Conjuring... ing.
A sequel that's set in a echo-y cave.
Whitefox573 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Snake Moaning - Cause the original just wasn't enough.
ISandbagAtMarioKart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Hating - A worldwide search to discover the angriest people on Earth
parad0xchild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star treking - a movie about celebrities hiking
Bonus: the wraith of kahning - a con artist named Kahn destroys the life of millions.
Grayfox4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rochelle, Rochellieng. We follow the day to day life of Rochelle, not much really happening.
helirabbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Serbian Filming: Join Miloลก as he vlogs his way through the Balkans and comes to terms with conflict within his family.
sfitzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christmas Vacationing - Clark and Ellen travel to the kids house for the Holidays.
incendairyhawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing- An insightful documentry into cabin builders.
axionj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wicker Manning, the story about a washed up quarterback who now does wicker and rattan furniture at closeout prices.
joetheslacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breaking, the whiter version of Breakin'.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking: a educational film detailing the importance of camaraderie in the workplace.
tquiring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strange Brewing A Movie about Bob and Doug Mackenzie getting into the Craft Beer industry.
vanteal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!"
Wolfir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
It's about jews and plants
datkidcorb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming
About a basement-dwelling 20 year old boy that is 17 hours into his world of warcraft game session and realizes he is starving but must finish this raid boss first. Starring me.
Bulby37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - A simple man who copulates with goats after his whore girlfriend dies.
gingertilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'End of Watching'
Opening credits
Fade to Title
End credits
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakening. It's about the force waking up from a long nap.
imamonkeytoday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the Stoning. Michael Douglas comes around to biblical punishments.
ViperApples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Massing
A 1920's government-funded PSA movie about the dangers of allowing negroes to congregate.
Kabluwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A dinosaur theme park has just opened and nobody can get in, why? Because there's not enough spaces left!
saanis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - some dork's idea for Internet fame is to come up with a stupid trend that involves taking pics of yourself sitting on benches with boxes of chocolate. He learns a lot about himself in the process and bangs the hot girl at the end.
dexikiix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching. It's the... same movie. I'm not good at this.
pv46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying - Liam Neeson contemplates aging and mortality, while fighting wolves. So not really all that different.
Dragonsandman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging; A kid with a severe stutter tries to make a lightbulb work.
mib5799 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
No difference, honestly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - its now a Christmas story
bossk123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looked through my Netflix queue. All I could find were movies that adding ing to didn't change what the movie was about......Wing commandering, big daddying, the terminatoring, national treasuring, black hawk downing, Amadeusing, top gunning, black sheeping. The list goes on.
Timwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Running: The movie that, once and for all, answers the question: why did the chicken cross the road?
Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
Norrester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Masking - Making of The Mask
TrixRidiculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friday after nexting. A romcom about a guy who accidentally nexts his dream girl on tinder and spends his entire Friday trying to find her.
ceecee8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
JFK--ing Finally The Film That Dares to Answers The Question, WHY IS BOB SILENT ?
ziddykamm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
star wars, a new hoping.
the rebels fail to save leia. fet turns han into jaba.
episode 1 2 and 3 were never made. and lucas never got to remake Indiana jones
Timwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Timing: A musicianโs exciting journey from amateur to professional.
BoxesOfSemen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lego Moving. A guy with a huge Lego collection needs help with moving all his Lego to his new house.
grahamthefalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dennis the Menacing: A grown-up Dennis goes from terrorizing Mr. Wilson to something much more sinister...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iting, man dresses up as a clown spends many years down in a sewer attempting to trap boys, attempts to climb through shower drain gets stuck and the next hour and a half is the fire department getting this deranged man unstuck from the pipes.
lou_loomis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubing: Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in the detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought while beating the principal senseless.
MaggotCorps999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking
Starring Robin Williams
tquiring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Balling
A Star Wars porn parody
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Harding
A movie about catching the criminal mastermind, Warren G. Harding.
skonen_blades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inking. Nightmare monsters open a tattoo parlor.
Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing - The story of how the american railroad came to be.
LukeSperk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast Fiving. An ethnically diverse group of urban street racers pull off an epic series of quick high fives, all during an illegal bank heist in Morocco or some shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. It's just a movie of a 2 hour staring contest.
OliMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestiging - A documentary on CoD addicts.
kylec00per ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck i have a good one but it's too late :(
But... Pineapple expressing, the movie about the vocal pineapple that expresses his thoughts and feelings throughout the movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning -- Writing fairytales about your least favorite part of orange juice.
aparedes99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling. A confused Adam Sandler discovers a new genre of porn.
BeardOGreatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Basically it's just the Jersey Shore.
bw4393 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead pooling. your coworker who picks you up everyday is actually a spirit stuck in purgatory
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking. Steve Martin as Navin Johnson jerks off the whole movie.
ThrustersOnFull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing - Several characters' lives intertwine over two days in a Los Angeles coffee shop.
Im_Chad_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - Guillermo del Toro's epic science fiction gay porn movie
leeimrie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flightplaning. This is the boring prequel.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging - Things of indescribable terror happen.
Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliening - One Asian mans journey to become an American citizen.
V_Glock_Coma_V ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastersing. The story of a grumpy old fart who can't sing.
TheBigFinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning- Sam Rockwell perpetually forgets to wear a belt
LordOdysseus151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black massing. No explanation required
not-on-your-nelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Wars: Movie stars fight to the death for the best parts....
Very_Sharpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing: Indy gets hooked on opium on his latest adventure and now needs to persuade the Marcus to fund his next trip to get his fix
coerciblegerm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing.
It's pretty much self explanatory.
bckwalton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming -- "They... They just won't stop! I should file a noise complaint..."
7owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legends of the Falling
malicesin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scream-ing From horror movie to rape porn
postagestamp6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What About Bobbing? - A Christopher Guest mockumentary about the world of professional apple-bobbing.
vgamersrefugev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging it's about seizures
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Montanx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong, this is about a boy on a quest to make the best campfire tent.
Icepick823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
I...I got nothing. Maybe something actually happens.
Tr00thpaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering: a story about a young boy with an attention disorder sent to a school for day dreamers and procrastinators. He meets two others like him and they make up stories in class about how they'd defeat a man without a nose.
nightwheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stoning.
Hogwarts decide it time to sentence a one of their own to death by stoning.
pentangleit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Pacino and DeNiro hold up banks to pay for the cost of gas for the old actors home.
Ivan27stone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. This is a movie about trying to find a parking lot in New York City, you know. They donโt exist anymore. Theyโre extinct!!!
hawthorne2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning: Cory Feldman stars as Senator John McCain, the war hero who endures years of bitter caning sessions in the bowels of the Vietnamese heartland.
molkirch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning.
cimarron1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming. The incomprehensible, sometimes hilarious adventures of Tommy Wisseau looking for a new roommate after Lisa left him, in CGI day San Francisco. Oh Hai Mark.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - A movie about a man who owns a dry cleaning business.
analogWeapon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking - One of Steve Martin's most risque performances.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romancing the Stoning
Love under Sharia law
yushin_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interstellaring
Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the winding - What happens when a clockmaker stops making clocks and starts getting real.
Oopsnowimgone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning- Harry is sent to a medieval concentration camp
cimarron1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let the right one inning. A young vampire baseball pitcher aspires to have the perfect inning.
johnmerricksvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silence of the Lambsing - Mary's soft fleeced pet won't stop warbling old show tunes. The resultant dinner of rosemary seasoned chops in a mint sauce brings calm to the house.
d3jake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: The story of dinosaurs trying to make it has Valet workers.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angel Hearting
A tween named Angel likes a lot of stuff on Twitter
persoyal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of The Ringing
StevensonThePotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
Marlon Brando has to raise a child.
ISandbagAtMarioKart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fever Pitching - a baseball team's ace takes the mound in the midst of a nasty flu outbreak
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caged Heating
a documentary about high end kennel services
Smelly_Virginia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - plot unchanged
ti_ecraseur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - about heavy handed oafs learning how to park properly. More of a documentary I am thinking.
BeautifulPiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP flat out copied and pasted another thread and got 2x gold and more upvotes. Link
speakingofsegues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - The Queen bestows the title of Sir upon several people during a power outage.
Salohacin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - 97 minutes of pure butt-cheeks. Something you might find in a world depicted by Idiocracy.
aardvarkyardwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - How God got Mary pregnant.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell showing the world his booty. Edit: I need to check other comments first.
jman089 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yo
chrisimac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rock Staring: Two hours of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson gazing into the camera.
rainbowsnivy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Ageing - Charting the struggle of today's elderly population in finding adequate sources of heating.
Sequels:
Ice Ageing: The Meltdown - When elderly relationships go sour in the winter, a care home and some social workers must cope with the wrath of prunes and binge-watching of Coronation Street.
Ice Ageing: Dawn of the Dinosaurs: Charts how each of your favourite pensioners lived before they came to the care home or their own home.
HuskyBowner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting.
A movie about an old lady who forsees a group of young adults getting lost in the woods, and ultimately dying from their own stupidity.
rando_mvmt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing: A movie about the health benefits of juicing.
ZanrosTheWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stardusting - Claire Danes dusting the Hugo award for 2 hours 7 minutes.
ISandbagAtMarioKart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Along Came Polling - a documentary on the history of Gallup, Inc.
zip_000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging.
I don't know what it is about.
Thiago270398 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging - Donald Trump wins the election
Juststonelegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secret Windowing: the story of a man who surreptitiously creates windows.
Nercto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who Framed Roger Rabbiting - About a guy called Roger who get's framed for hunting rabbit...
pentangleit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - The Virgin Mary gets a lot more than she bargained for...
fr0bos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rooming
A mother and daughter are roommates together--but not by choice! They both feel trapped by their situation and feel stuck in their own little world.
aaronite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a boy.
jb4334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging. Eh.
SamwiseTheWiseGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord Of The Ringsing, Gollum got to write the title.
krashlia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yuki and Ame: Wolf Childrening...
How I met and screwed your Wolf-man (Werewolf) father.
mycupacoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Boy Girl Thinging . teenagers playing doctor doctor
thatbearguy2202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - when alien zombies pillage our planet for resources.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dead Zoning
Is it zoned residential? Commercial? Light Industrial? Nobody knows.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming. A porno with giant robots and weird tentacle Kaijus.
KillaKuhn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Juicing - Tupac kills all his friends while still maintaining a healthy diet
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Room with a viewing - Realtor reality show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- the elderly face the multi car garage with limited handicap spaces
Bodosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking would be a crazy dinosaur filled racing movie
I_Like_That_One_Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - Across the universe, On the star ship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekking across the universe, Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
lamehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding. Zombies from space!!!
bazziiinga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes Maning - The story of Peyton Mannings sex life.
Blunt-Logic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting: The story of Patrick Swayze trying to dump Demi Moore without explicitly dumping her by faking his own death
Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inc.ing - The story of a small time tattoo parlor making it to the top and the toll it takes on their lives.
trendkill14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creeding - 90 minutes of guitar solos atop a mountain
XtalVoldaren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A documentary on the art of outing your friends.
wajikay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting...
Basically the same movie.
SamwiseTheWiseGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Ballsing, "you should see the balls on this guy."
RunninWithMahPantsOn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. I'm really good at this.
Spadie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding, Bruce Willis goes back to 1923 to assassinate the president and set the future right again.
SuckingLemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest gumping...
nickooj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates Offing the Caribbean. Group of pirates had enough with the paradise islands that used to be their homes but are now tourist havens. They purchase firearms and go postal on everyone.
cimarron1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Foresting. Documentary on Japan's efforts on replanting the infamous Aokigahara Suicide Forest.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pumpkinheading
Seasonally-themed newspaper layouts just in time for Halloween
molo17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing - A documentary about the prevalence of cheating among major league pitchers.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flying
The story of a senior regional sales manager who has to do a lot of on-site pitches over the next month.
SpawnTheTerminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crowing -A loud and annoying rooster
Packattack622 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
weeeezzll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside Outing - The harrowing story about a group of friends who go on an outing that isn't.
SamwiseTheWiseGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging, still the same weird shit, just more Wahlberg.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pandora's Boxing
This 1929 movie features Louise Brooks as a prizefighter
frodlig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember the Titansing: A biopic about a greek mythological figure who tries different vocal exercises
molo17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lawnmower Manning - Peyton falls on hard times and starts a landscaping business to make ends meet.
tnarref ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lovely Boning
towmeaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Braziling. It's about moving to Brazil to learn how to become one of them. Or it's about the finer details of hair removal. Or maybe both.
AlexCdeP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost in Translationing
The hilarious antics of a really bad translator.
OrangeDit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliensing
Weirdest sound in the galaxy.
syntheticT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oliver Twisting - a young baby left on the steps of an small church in Philadelphia is adopted by the Evans family and is raised with big brother Ernest and eventually both hit stardom on the Dick Clark show with Ernest jamming away some catchy pop tunes as his brother Oliver gets the audience moving with his soulful dance moves.
kevinnye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing - R. Lee Ermey berates you for 110 minutes about how bullets are made.
watchingsilently ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a post full of writing prompts
SushiJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - Doing the exact opposite of what everyone else does and having it work out beautifully for you.
gordura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging?
frodlig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A bunch of friends go to the mall because it's raining outside
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter: The Goblet of Firing. Hogwarts: Where professors get fired and students get expelled(iarmus?)
SuckingLemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ken Parking
B0NESAWisRRREADY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forbidden Zoning
Danny Elfman is a city planner constantly fighting the outrageous zoning regulations of the Sixth Dimension.
ltorviksmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mementoing -- An elderly woman with dementia scrapbooking with pictures of strangers
Ytilanif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Legend of Drunken Mastering
A new superhero emerges, one who can master any skill or ability instantly ... but only if he's wasted.
Brewe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfathering.
A thought proviking and humoristic story about a virgin dude named Marion, who inexplicably becomes the father of an omniscient, omnipotent, and (as all babies are) omnipresent, but definitely not omnibenevolent baby/toddler.
The father is played by Steve Carell (think 40 year old virgin) and the baby's thought are narrated by Morgan Freeman (obviously). There's also a cat, whom's thought's can be read by baby-god, he's narrated by either Benedict Cumberbatch or Aubrey Plaza.
OrangeDit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping
A borough is trying to get used to it.
hostile_rep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - The story of Deniro's character from Brazil and the cop who's chasing him.
OrangeDit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South parking - the Movie
Avoiding the northern side of the lot.
AssholeBot9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking.
Avoid the south side of the lot.
bonesnaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumbering - It's a "Mocking Bird" broadway musical.
"...Mock. Yeah! ~ing. Yeah! Bird. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah!"
Bluestreak52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - It's harder to get a dinosaur in between the lines than you might think.
Probably_Will ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Shorting--I want my change, asshole.
OrangeDit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
Marty, I think we shouldn't leave the DeLorean in this swamp.
burnmooredankweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apocalypse Nowing......immanentizing the Eschaton.
MediocreX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking. A bunch of dinosaurs trying to find a parking lot.
Brewe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping.
You'd not want to watch this.
sweetjukes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timecoping - Max Walker never saves his wife. It's a real bummer.
Genji007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging
A fantastic story about a brilliant young mathematician with a rather odd name.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paper Mooning
Irrepressible teenage hijinks in the newsroom
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half Baking - Dave is constantly upset about his undercooked pie.
TheWanderingPleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enders Gaming... Wait, that would actually just be the same thing...
Kryonixc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best threading
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Knife in the Watering
A gardener discovers a terrible secret
f0k4ppl3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing.
The story of an Empire hell bent on eradicating adhesive backing from things to bring order to the galaxy.
TheLoneGreyWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying: Liam Neeson's hair changes color.
Bunderslaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitman: Agent 47ing
The Jerking
American Snipering
Pain & Gaining
Mrs. Doubtfiring
Forrest Gumping
Still Alicing
Free Willying
Xp787 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing-Its a low budget clown film showing a mass murdering clown using only rubber ballons as a weapon
ltorviksmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating -- A documentary about the many roles furnace ducts have played in action films
D89raj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - cctv footages of large trucks hogging all the space in parking lots.
Im-Probably-Lying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching: A band of gypsies travel the globe stealing from people.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing
A loner with a tortured past and his credit cards
Polar_Ted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow! Enter the Fisting -- Hey Mr.. what are you going to do with them Gophers?
BadDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hateful eighting is about an cowboy who started drawing angry looking eights
SganarelleBard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging. A group of bank robbers won't stop harrassing people. One of them is a cop trying to catch the head bully.
whiteewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the beasting - An incredibly attractive woman grows up to sexually molest Large forest animals whom she keeps locked up in her castle - spoiler Stockholm syndrome
PrecisionHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunti....
(fuck!)
JtotheR28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Doging - A story about boys who hang out in a local Reservoir making jokes at each others expense
Alexander_Hamilt0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetle juicing. Now an infomercial.
ltorviksmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling -- Two old pedophiles go on a "fishing" trip
radicalporotta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Where's my car
Still a movie about 2 guys who don't give a fuck.
GomorrahSkipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Priscilla: Queen of the Deserting, now - basically - The Runaway Bride.
IICheesemanII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing - A docu-drama about a high school class being given a walking tour of the historically famous streets of Boston.
robbie0630 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Parent Trapping - Two identical twins played by Lindsay Lohan try to trap their parents.
qu4n7um14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting Ing: A good man named Will hunting a samurai named Ing
Maximillien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratatoing. It's like the Pixar movie Ratatouille, but it's a terrible, terrible, Brazilian knock-off.
RottenAuGratin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting
MassDebates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drifting
A teenager becomes a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his fath.....
Actually, this one doesn't seem to change much at all..
Kesht-v2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chariots of Firing."
Harold Abrams, CEO of Running Business, LLC, has always run a profitable company as hard as he could. Now, despite getting help from former rival and new senior VP Eric Liddell, times call for leaner operations. Harold calls in consultant Sam Mussabini to help trim the fat.
JeffersonHelicarrier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lock, Stocking, and Two Smoking Barrells. An extremely graphic live action adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing....sounds like a kick ass time
dddddave6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Paning- A young man named Peter spends his time in search of gold to help buy back his family's farm from the sinister Buck McCarthy in 1852 California.
The Jungle Booking- A massive tsunami hits the eastern coast of South America and devastates most of the coastal cities. Mo, an Argentinian coral diver, organizes a gigantic AID effort in South America by putting on the biggest benefit concert the continent has ever seen... in the middle of the Amazon rain forest.
A Kid in King Arthur's Courting- Something's up in Camelot, and it's very inappropriate! Arthur falls in love with his chamber boy, but how long can he keep the secret from Guinevere and his round table?
Beauty and the Beasting- A tireless muscle builder pumps iron everyday at his gym in South Philadelphia. The heir of an enormous fortune, free time and money are things he's known his whole life, but he'd give it all up if he could just get the courage to talk to the beautiful daughter of the gym owner.
Mr. & Mrs. Smithing- A tale of a husband and wife who decide to get into the blacksmithing trade. Can they beat the rolled steel and become the hottest blacksmiths in all of England? Or will their kids become orphans and starve...
tipsyskipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airing - A documentary about Festivus
PC509 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck it Ralphing. Guy fucks shit up by barfing all over everything (ralphing). He just wants to be accepted for his drunken stupor and over drinking. It's a disease.
Pterocles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
Two shirtless middle-aged men discover a body in the woods.
JViz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nighthawking A movie about men going out late at night, getting in fist fights, then screwing each other.
Jsiegel3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight Men Outing
8 guys - go out. Together.
Eeveelutions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plan Bing
Chandler tries to win Monica back after they split up.
Kinderschlager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the shining....ing i...dont know what this would be about, a super shiny mirror now?
DetectiveMcGuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minority Reporting. A group of police officers make a suspicious amount of arrests
StarBirb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - tried as a witch in Salem, young Godric Gryffindor was found guilty and stoned to death.
Alternatively.."Oi, Ron, pass me the bong, mate."
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Firing:
Dumbledore: And Sybil, you don't do shit, so you're fired. Snape, you're abusive, you're fired. Binns, you're dead, you're fired... All of Hogwarts: finally.
Rojo123455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one reading these comments in the voice of the guy from honest trailers?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Throating - well dammit... I suppose that didn't change much
ProfTeamun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fight clubbing. who can throw down the best dance moves at the club
adeadmanshand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing - Two software testers, 1 a straight laced by the book kind of guy, and the other a slob have wacky adventures while they test program code.
Jsiegel3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing.
A group of fraternity gentleman turn their frat house into a local animal shelter after a freak tornado blows through their college town.
TheWanderingPleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing: Good old James is tasked with infiltrating the NBA, which turns out to be an international crime ring. He must become an expert at the game in order to assume his disguise as Kobe Bryant.
claysapher109 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Prestigeing
Hugh Jackman gives up on his life's mission to defeat Christian Bale at magic and turns to playing hours upon hours of Call of Duty as his solace.
lebelgedu91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I went to home
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reign of Firing - The Donald Trump Story
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lion Kinging.
Journey of a safari hunter and a game of checkers he plays with the personification of the Egyptian god Akers who has come to take his life.
lolgutana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Take Me Homing Tonight
A gripping romance of a two gay ISIS members desperately in love who must keep their relationship a secret, and thus can only spend time together when they are launching heat-seeking missiles at the infidels.
ISandbagAtMarioKart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gigling (sic) - a movie so bad that it inspires uncontrollable fits of laughter
adeadmanshand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing. All oral gang bang porno. 1500 people all go down on the same woman.
apotag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spectring
MarblesinthePan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing - GOT spin off featuring cousin Orson.
inkspecialist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking--instead of heading North, Steve Martin heads South to "find himself"...for two whole hours.
kingwithoutcrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating.. Just cause it's winter and all.
sweetjukes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Taping - An instructional video on a very, VERY cheap medical procedure.
bosdober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck It Ralphing - About the destructive capability of projectile vomit.
TacticalTrumpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pushing - Chris Evans uses telepathic powers to increase sales of illegal substances.
mlkmlkmlk1708 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freezing (frozen) Man is trapped outside of his base in Antarctica and must find a way to stay warm
humma__kavula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect.
Its a baseball movie.
Amnsia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a great movie about tents.
-redditedited- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. Just another added Shimalayalayalan Twist.
Alluringskull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding, it's about homosexual butlers living out their secret love life in big mansions. the best movie from this series is probably goldfingering, it's really intense
edit: one ctrl+f later I see that I'm not a unique little skull :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on firing. A crazed boss cleaning house.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldeneyeing. A fetish porn. You know what happens in this...
Porker993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erasering - Arnie goes on a wild hunt to rub out all that has ever been writ....
Swansea_Jack_Clancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pushing.... Constipation in a broken down car.
EdwardBil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. Same movie, just more incomprehensible. Also whenever anyone asks "what's happening", it's "happeninging".
TheChanChinaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angering Management A movie about workers misbehaving to piss off their managers
Mumie1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alice in wonderlanding - She never flew a plane but lands it perfectly
admakj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into the Wildling: Jon Snow's "Adventures" North of the Wall
White_Lupin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing: Some guy makes it his mission to turn everyone into a Martian.
Keonity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing: A tragic love story between Mack and Jose on a ship very much like the Titanic which is titanicing(steadily approaching an ice field in which it will strike an iceberg).
Mullenuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Naked Gunning ... pretty much self-explanatory?
HedonisteEgoiste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss Kiss Bang Banging. A gay noir porno.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Invincibling: Mark Wahlberg is now a super-powered pimp who gets his powers from the copious amounts of jewelry he wears.
datoxic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Well... Mostly just an average porno I guess.
LethalSquirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderManning: A documentary about Peyton Manning and his undying love for spiders.
johnmerricksvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady and the Tramping - Female Cocker Spaniel meets mutt. Mutt blows it at an alfresco Italian dinner. Bitch decides to hit the town.
gingeau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Das booting. A group of german men in a hot and sweat submarine envirement during ww2. No wonder the germans lost the war.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - dancing until you don't know who you are anymore.
PvtPain66k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Clockwork Oranging - A clock maker dying of jaundice.
iRedditPhone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avataring - inside documentary on what it's like to be a video game avatar. Including killing a race of green skins from another world. Oh and a side plot of your dumb guild master who won't give you that shiny sword you fairly stole from the brown skin you killed. Never mind you killed like 40 of them and apparently only this one had a sword.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching: much the same
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarfacing. A guy running around slicing people just for the sport of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - was originally going to be a Deep Purple vanity project until the band pulled out, so all the music was changed to sound-alikes.
PizzamanIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
1 hour and 42 minutes of Ron Jeremy turning sorority girls asses inside out
IAmTheNight2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silencing of the Lambs. Two hours of Hannibal Lecter trying to keep lambs quiet. That, or kill them. Works either way.
Equestria Girls: Friendship Gaming. Two hours of seven teenage girls playing in a video game tournament against a nerd.
Deep Impacting. Probably a porno.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon Balling: A taxidermist searches the globe for mythical animal parts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jungle Booking. A documentary about a spider monkey who is arrested for carrying out a Ponzi scheme that ruins the economic-banana lives of other spider monkeys.
imnotacowanymore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl harboring
Ben Affleck harbors pearls
pewpewpewbangouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - A man builds a multi-billion dollar clothing store in a cave, using only a box of scraps.
The Interning - (Starring Anne Hathaway and Robert Di Nero) A successful startup mortuary business puts an ad out for new bodies for practice.
InfamousMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, who knew adding -ing to end of movie names could be so funny!
natman2939 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Purging - bulimia is coming
ElBroiler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing - Itยดs about an older guy making doorbell pranks.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting
Right on right on
DoctorNotorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman vs Supermanning
Can the Caped Crusader stop more defenseless balls from being deflated?
TheReal-Chris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironing Man - A prisoner of war creates a AI robot to do his dirty laundry.
momoknows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
Forrest goes around ruining parties and when everyone looks at him angrily, he yells while smirking, "you just got Gumped!"
ioanab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest gumping - a psychopath that kills random people then he takes them into the woods and has his ways with them.
CloisteredOyster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting: In which a witch comes to terms with her personality flaws.
Steve Martin's The Jerking: In which a dim but lovable inventor creates a masturbation machine which makes him a millionaire. He ultimately comes to the realization that love is more important than self gratification.
obhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding - a young man being trained as a ninja in feudal Japan dreams of leaving it all behind to pursue his love of stand up comedy.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding
A pro athlete misses his chance when he loses his breath
brownmagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling
A tale of a guy who falls from the clouds in slow motion reflecting upon his imminent death
Snorb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - Daniel Craig jumps out an airplane and he and Javier Bardem fight in freefall for two and a half hours.
shagetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dukes of Hazzarding
...a guess
hakuna_tamata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Less about cocaine but more about his wife when she wants a new porsche.
aquafox2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. A tale of the horrors of tinnitus.
amolad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creeding โ In post-2016 apocalyptic America, President Trump's "sort 'em by religion at the border" mandate creates a race of zombie rastafarian zealots whose goal is to make potheads out of every man, woman, and child in America.
yosoymilk5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You, Man-ing
Some dude obsessed with one of the Mannings. He spend his life trying to court Peyton/Eli (or both.)
VaultCultist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Th Da Vinci Coding: A professional programmer discovers a hidden series of program codes left behind by (wait for it...) Leonardo Da Vinci, claiming a huge conspiracy regarding Rome, the Illuminati, and Steve Jobs (for some reason). Turns out the password for the encrypted file containing the final secret is APPLE.
GrimmReaperx7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - Role Playing as Harry and his friends.
devvyn88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking -- documentary follows the Drop of Jupiter band as they ruin party after party with their particular brand of vanilla-rock.
Avogadro101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love You Manning, a film about Peyton trying to find friends.
Malcolm_Reynolds1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning
A journey to find the sorcerer so he can be stoned.
DoctorNotorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking
Sean Connery plays electric guitar for 2 hours straight while sitting in a rocking chair.
obhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karate Kidding - Mr. Miagi gets drunk and tells jokes for 2 hours
Xian_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Men: Days of Future Pasting. The X-Men spend their days making a scrapbook for the professor.
CoffinGoffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. It'd be based in Portland.
sadolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Running. It's Point Break with Roller Blades.
Chickens1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Konging - Fay Raye finally gets what she deserves.
Jristz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging... Sound Enlightening.
ICantTyping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking - a two hour classic adventure of watching dinosaurs park their cars.
activow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the form of a sitcom -
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The givering: A man gives a young boy the ability to see colors and experience things, all in the form of a ring
ygduf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakeninging - documentary about middle-aged men dressing in costume and camping overnight waiting for the release.
activow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zoolanding: One small step for a man, one giant leap for zoo keepers.
Askebon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking A movie about r/starporn
Szzntnss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Harry gets to see what they did to Wizards and Witches in the Dark Ages
Bucky_Dun_Gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twistering. Instead of chasing tornados they chase stories on the greatest twister players in the country.
ajfili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. Kinda like Footloose from the antagonist side...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal Housing: a trip to the zoo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real Stealing
The whole movie is about stealing robots...
Chappie?
Rollinnolan45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Snatching
A man on his quest to break the cross fit snatch record.
Edit: phrasing.
jaxmanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - A man with a violent alter-ego tries to start huge fights at various dance clubs around the nation.
jiujiujiu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - Brad Pitt and Edward Norton wage war on the people who go "clubbing" and travel from one club to another to fight all of those idiots.
PressQWER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House of waxing. It went from scary to hairy.
Askebon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Megaminding A guy gets upset... Alot!!!
JazzinZerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The life of ping - movie adaptation of the diary of an unknown student, spending his life fruitlessly pinging random servers while waiting for the Comcast engineers to get their act together and fix his connection issue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the shinninging - A movie about Stephen King's editor constantly fixing typos
BrainPains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramparting
Woody Harrelson talking about the new movie he made and nothing else for two and a half hours.
garshol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minionsing
The longest concert no one understands.
camiraye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - One broken man's journey in converting his agnostic brother before the birth of his first son, at the behest of his overzealous wife.
NaturalGarbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - The terrifying tale of the lost phone that never stops ringing, but can never be found.
jkash0702 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing, also works for the same plot of the same movie
BlonktimusPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding. ....same movie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ING Star Wars, it's the same movie but with a lot of adverts in it about a investing in stocks.
That's what we call lateral thinking.
glowhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging???
O_o
i567326 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing - A wannabe computer gamer learns his fucking lesson.
Wargen-Elite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Shades of Graying. A film dealing with old age and kinky sex.
MrSwearwell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - an epic adventure where a very small person tries to climb up the telemarketer's corporate ladder
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rat racing โ The story of two inner city kids surmounting all odds to bring the sport of rat racing to a national scale
hisroyalradness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering. It's about God's dad, Jesus's grandfather, raising God from the time he was a baby. Very informative biopic. No one ever knew very much about God's dad until now.
swellguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - The chaotic prehistoric antics of a dinosaur owned valet service who spare no expense.
mettaworldpolice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging: A movie about redundant suffixes.... oh and Jack Nicholson is in it and it takes place in a hotel.
RacG79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Happeninging" would have given people a better idea of the caliber of movie they were about to watch.
shad0wnz123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming. A bunch of young boys stuck in a basement forced to play World of Warcraft against all odds. Their mother dies of aids. How will they survive? Starring Eric Cartman.
KakapoKiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Sam Neil faces the horrors of the elderly taking years to park their cars
Baileygs89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking a smash em' up adventure on the railway
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - The lights go out in Buckingham Palace but the Queen still knights Bruce Wayne in the dark because she's the Queen. She does whatever the hell she wants.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning (2009). Two clones of Sam Rockwell get their asses out and show them to the camera for 1 and a half hours.
FastSloth6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wing: George W. Bush takes a flying lesson.
the_market ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James bonding the story of a man dealing with social anxiety coming out of his shell and finding his best friend
suvidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood Working - Clint Eastwood narrates a documentary about the human circulatory system.
timm714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonsing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon fisting.... You get the idea
loudscream111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitching- a 3 hour Passion of the Christ-esque film. Set in the Civil War era in the Southern US. Will Smith, tied to a hitching post, is tortured by his merciless owner Kevin James.
I_married_my_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The terminating- a robot sent from the future to terminate any unwanted pests
SwollenGibby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War Zing - Last taste of chicken fried rice.
crunchsalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning - About a philosopher who has radical ideas and theories and at the end Harry has to participate in stoning him to death.
bobbyg1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the goblet of firing: About a guy called Harry who likes to make vases and such.
suvidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firewalling - Harrison Ford shows you how to set up your router.
ikingdoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Impacting. Suddenly very NSFW.
teezyla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jail Bating - how all the other girls besides Anna ended up in jail.
deltadal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One Jumps Over the Cuckoo's Nesting" - A nature documentary on Discover.
InteMittRiktigaNamn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesting
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baseketballing: An updated version of the movie to more closely align with todays basketball and less with baseball.
activow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bicentennial Manning: A kid in year 2316 builds a robot, programmed with the abilities of a football player from the 21st century.
Kowaidesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking- when dinosaurs compete with humans to find the last parking spot.
wwjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking - Liam neeson goes around stealing peoples daughters
utterable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging ... a biographical thriller based on the life of pianist David Helfgott
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T.ing...waddling up to friends and poking your finger out and saying "phone home".
jvnmhc9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing- going clubbing and picking random fights with people.
Bigddy762 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. A movie about cocaine and... You can guess the rest
VisioningHail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldeneyeing : Pocking the eye out of a rich guy
jumplikeaginger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Battleshipping - Storage wars meets the cutthroat industry of freight.
hoobidabwah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding: the story of the biggest fish ever caught in the American South, and how the fisherman's Yankee cousin secretly replaced his fishing line with thread from his living room curtains.
random_actuary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Effing What? : Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
Sorry, it would be What Iffing.
schuhma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold Finger-ing -- He keeps his nails really short for a reason.
gedwolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the wingding - the first film to swear in wingdings font
yoshi34925 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyfalling - James Bond starts parachuting.
findo_gask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramparting: woody harrelson plays a shepherd in this tale of two gay sheep going though a difficult breakup.
DudleyMorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosemary's Babying
A tale of overattentive parenting gone horribly wrong.
Askebon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jarheading. A guy makes too much jam
npham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking-Adam Sandler spends an hour and a half flipping through channels
Phant0mKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - A movie on exposing the little people inside schizophrenic people's heads.
IICheesemanII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - A stuttering father goes crazy and attempts to murder his family at an abandoned hotel after he is forced to shine shoes during a snowstorm.
suvidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mosquito Coasting - the story of a tired mosquito riding thermals to get back home.
LlamaTurds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ip Manning: The story of Peyton Manning's adopted chinese son, the first asian QB in the NFL.
travelinman88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paranoid Parking - A man paranoid of parking, only goes out if he knows there is a valet.
codexofthesun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bambiing - Montage video of the specific sounds made by deer as they are hit by cars.
abrake17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding- Someone's still really upset about the 1994 U.S. Figure Skating Championship.
mama_tom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Polar Expressing-It's about a polar bear that learns how to express feelings then gets run over by a train on the way to the north pole.
aManOfTheNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Winding
The day Grandpa died
DudleyMorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderballing
James Bond discovers Viagra and gets very NSFW
WP47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking
So many ways this could go.
GarbageThrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming. Uh... No change.
the_pinguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching.
Chevy Chase makes arrows at the local Renaissance festival.
ibmcclain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Jackson: Moonwalkering - one move to rule them all
Hoofpint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Boy and his Dogging
A young man and his struggle with the legality of his public sex fetish.
MRGARGETT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Snow man and the snow dogging - young boy creates a snow man who then takes him on a journey he'll never forget
JJiggy13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The phantom menacing - George Lucas makes a phantom film to begin his menacing of star wars junkies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing... Uh... I'll see myself out.
F22man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Martianing - The horror of aliens envading the Earth from Mars and turning everyone into small, green men.
findo_gask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. A lonely astronaut sticks his arse out of the lunar lander's window.
Blipblipblipblipskip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on the Mooning. Jim Carrey is Andy Kaufman is Tony Clifton is mooning in Las Vegas.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Obi-Wan and Darth Vader stare at each other for 3 hours.
soljakid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American pieing.
A ground breaking or should that be crust breaking look at the growing popularity of pie fighting in rural America with 'Professional piers' earning up to $50,000 per contest.
gingernutblanket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing - Harrison Ford struggles to find decent bud in Indiana
Leifpete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tenacious Ding
A story about two guys that rock their way through America and makes Satan quit his cafeteria job by endlessly hitting the bell on the counter.
MisterKnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spawning. One trout's epic journey upstream to lay her eggs in the land of her ancestors.
GeeEhm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mulholland Driving
The story of William Mulholland, who invented the "drive-by inspection", which led to one of the worst civil engineering disasters in the U.S. when the St. Francis Dam collapsed just 12 hours after inspection, flooding towns and killing scores of workmen and their families. Debris and human remains were washed out to the Pacific Ocean and found as far south as the Mexican border. Despite taking full responsibility for the poor inspection, Mulholland was never charged with a crime.
IpTheMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning. The story of a brutal regime that puts down dissent.
Iguessyoureright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning - Harry gathers his fellow students to take down the Sorcerer with medieval tactics.
Sidiabdulassar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter's exchange semester in Syria
Rebeanman99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - vicious gangs of the citizens of rave and the members of the house mafia collide in the action packed dance battle drama of the century.
whoisbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. An adventurous young introvert explores the attic of his childhood house. Nominated for "Best Film with only Narration" at the Golden Globes.
GuyPersonton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining - turns a war film into an episode of Doctor Who where the one with the angry eyebrows is disappointed with his time travelling spaceship's ability to produce his new jacket.
whatdidshedo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toping Gun
True story based on 1997 controversial cake decorating Championship .
TheJaples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trolling
chrisshorno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing.
csdschi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - The plane is going down, and only the dead can save the living.
Mr_Fortune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Changelinging
DangerSwan33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - A heart-wrenching, cautionary tale about the dangers of steroid use and compulsive exercise.
DangerSwan33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombielanding - The plane is going down, and only the dead can save the living.
MyFirstOtherAccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: a man has a house in nazi germany that he really needs to sell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawing
A day in the life of Bob Vila
fishgill85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting Samuel L. Jackson is constantly made to stay late at work because he is the new guy.
Adui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The gods must be crazing : Film about the crack epidemic on Mount Olympus
20P4U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Imitation Gaming: Alan builds the first gameboy and plays as ditto in pokemon.
ats610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of the Nintendo game gear
danktamagachi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Watch "the dinosaurs" family try to parallel park their car for 30 minutes.
evelution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Avengersing.
It's a musical.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryaning. It is ryaning privates, everywhere.
(I guess I'm not good at this.)
crisissuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driv-ing: just a 2 hour dash cam video submitted at Sundance.
ericarlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverley Hills Coping. It's about rich people who have to cope with life in Beverley Hills.
Rylick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding - A British guy is being treated unkindly but remains a gentleman and says nothing.
milano8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hauntinging - The study of studying fear of an eternal extended family
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dreading
An indecisive judge is not looking forward to going to work every morning in fears of sending the wrong man to prison for 18 years on a rape charge. Stay tuned for the sequel..
Urbanejo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice ageing.
Perfect for when you've got a screen that for some reason needs to show something for a very long time.
allalu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dictatoring - A documentary on Aladeen's actions.
DickolasRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bucket Listing - About romantic comedy about the trials and tribulations of selling a bucket through Craigslist.
JaneWithoutACane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing: A new documentary that focuses on the proccess that gay people go through when they come out to their family
gingertilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Q - ing
2 hours of Denzel Washington Queuing at the DMV to renew his licence.
BulletsWithGPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubing. The narrator doesn't really enjoy raves
well-oiled_machine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing
Taylor Durden finds meaning in life by frequenting night clubs, dancing, socializing, and then beating the shit out of women she befriends.
I_Am_Ironman_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Birthday candles everywhere.
Alaskan_Sterfry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven Pounding - Will Smith either stars as a carpenter, a man addicted to masturbation, or a tantrum-throwing seven year old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - A documentary following M. Night Shyamalan as he desperately tries to make trees pollination scary, starring Mark Wahlberg.
CatcherInTheWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
FuzzyMannerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Hunger Gaming" just a dude playing a video game for hours upon hours and not wanting to move to get food because he's so into it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring - the sad story of a man fallen in love with a fish
derplux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Snake Moaning. Sam Jack, that's all I have to say.
andysor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jackie Browning - Jackie goes to the beach!
DickolasRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boneing - Jennifer Lawrence gets into some sexy shenanigans while trying to stay warm on a cold night.
Bryce29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - see UrbanDictionary
clonerstive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning- Peyton's rise to his current stardom, and eventual downfall.
Star Wars: The Force Awakensing- Your favorite blockbuster, already on Broadway!
Fight Clubbing- Can Tyler and co. stop the hostile takeover of their favorite restaurant? "This building is for 5-star service, not bottle service!"
frosted1030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooniesing: I don't know, sounds like a web startup once all the good names are taken.
infernon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goblet of Firing - A magical goblet that automatically fires people when needed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing. A movie about trying to quit reckless partying and drinking
cowguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything with gold had me absolutely die
-sprk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing: Bilbo is diagnosed with tinnitus.
WellTheThingIz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back door sluts 9-ing.
What have I done.
homelovinguy37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
A riveting documentary about the dairy industry
Hannahlebanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing; harry pottering,
DickolasRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsman: The Secret Serviceing - A highly skilled British mechanic tunes up cars, unbeknownst to their owners.
IICheesemanII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddyshacking - Girls just love the guys who handle the balls and clubs.
Kadyshak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malibu's Most Wanting. I'm going to guess it's about a poor man in modern day America jousting while impersonating a knight.
tanghan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - a scrawny boy with wild black hair and a lightning scar masters the art of producing fine dishes and China
BuymyGookiGooki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: the documentary of how humans fighting for parking spots is not so different from the territory-marking of our prehistoric ancestors...exclusive to the history channel.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking................... dinosaurs parking cars in crowded parking lots. It's more entertaining than you'd think....
cHaOsReX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mad Maxing" - About couponers going crazy at Food Max.
Sevaloc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brothers Blooming. The coming-of-age-story of two brothers getting real buff.
Maderman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling. Resource management in a zombie apocalypse. Heating. De Niro and Pacino struggle to lead the central heating market in Great Britain. The Networking. A bone-chilling thriller set in a Los Angeles coaching convention. Mad Max: Fury Roadying. The band always saw him as a chump... until now. Hard Balling. A dark descent into genital torture. The D Training. She found a world of unknown pleasures.
tomburgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting. Now it's a porn parody movie of the original Kung Pow that is still badly dubbed over.
Arttherapist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - The gripping tale of a ghost and her bell
MagnusCaseus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Terminatoring, Medical company Skynet send's sends one of it's abortion robots to terminate the pregnancy of Sarah Conner
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Story of Oing. It's about that sound a doorstop makes when you flick it. And a desire that cannot be contained.
Zadik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking - it's a hour and half of Jason Stathem turning a hand crank only to find out that it does absolutely nothing
FriendlyAnnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Now a movie about people parking their transport dinosaurs.
Stormsource ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission impossibling A fashion guide on wearing the best bling for cheap prices
astonersfriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
End of Watching, a documentary about the downfall of cable television.
TrevorNotBelmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Primering - a documentary about the history of primer and it's use on walls prior to painting. In association with Home Depot and BEHR paint.
jimusah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Aging - A 10,000 year long movie documenting the lifespan of a humongous iceberg.
beeman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning - Tom Cruise (Maverick), the black sheep of his redneck family, gets sent to a premier shooting school in the south along with his brother/cousin, Goose, after the favorite brother, Cougar, breaks down from PTSD. Maverick is haunted by rumors that his great granddaddy fought for the North in the Civil War. As a result, he often performs ridiculous stunts like firing a weapon at a rare Carolina Panther while inverted.
At a nearby bar, Maverick bets Goose he can dance with a lady hanging out with an older gentleman and succeeds. Back at school, the lady he danced with turns out to be a Yankee weapons instructor from DC and falls in love with her. The relationship is consummated after Maverick plays a shirtless game of football with friends and goes to his crush's house to shower. She usually doesn't date students and tries to cover up the relationship by criticizing Maverick's firing stance.
Goose dies in a shooting accident. Maverick meets with the school's owner and chief instructor who says his family knew Maverick's great grandpa and fought with him for the South.
As the students are about to graduate, the State Guard (of which many students are part of) is called up to fight a cartel on the Mexican border. Maverick hesitates to fire his weapon at first, but eventually saves his comrades from certain destruction, forcing the rest of the cartel members to leave. Maverick becomes an instructor at the school and his love interest finds him in a bar and plays the song they first danced to on the jukebox.
Insomnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing. The story about how Oskar Schindler placed want ads on Craig's List to find roommates for the people he saved.
scansinboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As Gooding As It Gets. (aka Jerry Maguire 2)
BaldyFecker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw momma from the training - Danny De Vito enlists coach Billy Crystal to help stop his mother turning up for football practice.
dfisher4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Huntinging
Staring Jim Carrey as Will Hunting and Jeff Daniels as Sean Maguire. Them just reenacting Good Will Hunting.
bustaflow25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
PatrThom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Downing - Michael Douglas gets cross with Britain's system of government.
Kung Fu Hustling - Steven Chow tries to collect actors to make a comedy movie that will sell a lot of tickets...a sort of mashup of The Producers and The Magnificent Seven but with martial arts and an orphanage instead of Nazis and a dusty Mexican village.
Star Trekking - Across the Universe on the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beauty and the beasting - bell is a gangster rapper?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. A Florida man endures cliches and poor writing in an attempt to hide unending pity for the producers of America's worst movie ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping.
Google it.
whipprsnappr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocopping - Fearful of getting his third strike for felony possession, a genius junkie creates an adorable robot to score smack for him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Caning (phonetic spelling, sorry) -- What happens to chewing gum outlaws in Singapore
League-TMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting
A fantasy/horror movie about a ceremony where an evil warrior is annointed as a Knight of Satan.
Ceefax81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Teen Wolfing. It's about... Uh, use your imagination.
sreaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling - A futuristic story about Tele-Marketers
Stuffenfluff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lovely Boning: Well, you get the gist.
Musekal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Young People Fuckinging. A sec comedy about people that stutter.
I would watch that.
RiskyTrizkit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toying Story
Should've locked that door.
Amygdala1106 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Birdcageing.
Just a movie about a bunch of people putting birds in cages.
lord_gaben3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing- Frodo keeps getting harassed by salespeople on the phone until it is later revealed to be Sauron messing with him.
NoNeckbeardSkeptic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: the story of how one Tyrannosaurus Rex overcomes his infamously limited range of motion to become one of the best parallel parkers in his or any other era.
Cadamar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - Anna Kendrick stars in this delightful comedy about a pitcher who goes insane trying to pitch a perfect game.
makazaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Flintstones universe spinoff about the Bedrock footmobile parking inspector.
TheFloatingSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airing Post-Apocalyptic, 2 people taking care of other people that are hibernating in a shelter. :|
or something like that...
Dark_Novak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Marching of the Penguins - Arctic concentration camps don't fill themselves
radiogekko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostbustersing. Venkman got drunk again.
emogamer99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need for Speeding
Aaron Paul's obsession to drive over the limit.
marsshadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking : chuck norris teaches a T-rex all things about parking
KazPart2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
God is at the end of his rope with his rebellious son, Jesus. He's tried all the conventional parenting techniques, but to no avail. Jesus is driving him up the wall!
In order to keep is son from getting in trouble, God must devise an innovative, yet easy-to-understand form of parenting. Not only does Jesus learn to behave, but God finally becomes the father he's always wanted to be.
creativeusername93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alfred Hitchcock's Roping...James Stewart plays a man making ropes in a rope factory. Guarenteed to be the most boring hour and a half of your life.
Psilocybernoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning - They find and stone to death people who seek knowledge.
hoopsinoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing - Making cup cakes with a debt ridden gang of Europeans.
OGterp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source Codeing- Jake Gyllenhaal has a deadline of a week to create the worlds next app for a security firm or else a bomber will blow up a train and they will have to send some poor soul into an unnecessarily confusing machine that will let him die over and over again to eliminate a threat without giving him any answers.
Mccalltx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo Coping, one man's struggle with the uncanny valley.
docbauies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Fred Flinstone loses his job at the quarry and has to take a job as a valet at the Order of the Water Buffalo lodge.
slidereleasefire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing.
An undead Leslie Neilson's take on the hit tv series lost.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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menotaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch this
tmillsin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jawing?
Csperbladestorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning Peyton Maning and the Broncos have a chance of winning the super bowl now
jaguar2097 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - Belle and Marshawn Lynch team up to lift the curse on the Seahawks
damonteufel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: A Night at the Roxbury Part 2
We learn that there is actually only one Roxbury guy and he has been hallucinating his companion all along.
ricklamers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Euro Tripping, probably an even more accurate title.
Source: I'm Dutch
danshep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliensing - people will be impregnated by xenomorphs with a penchant for showtunes.
Basically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spinal Taping - the story of the world's worst chiropractor.
Statcat2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging. A horror film about illiterate mongs.
duderino16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging; a sequel to the happening, where the entire world is struck with a second Global Warming initiated plague, except this time...the plants are attacking...our language...the world is no longer able to differentiate adverbs well, and every word must end in -ing...corporations fall, nations tremble, and world leaders are clueless.
As to the trademark "M. night twist": there is no twist. It's just a regular god damn movie. That's the twist, goddamnit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIGHT CLUBBING. Disillusioned urban young men meet in darkened basements and warehouses to battle each other and their own demons... on the dance floor.
UnoriginalUse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oldboing; an Asian man attempts to make a living by selling second-hand bouncy castles.
FailcopterWes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding
A police officer really hates going to work.
hipsterdoofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bucket Listing: A man's struggle to sell a bucket on craigslist.
whitegoodmanshair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodgeballing- Just a douchier version of the movie with Tom Cruise playing white goodman playing Tom Cruise and Johny Mayer as a tool-bag Peter.
Sourdust2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hobbiting: A witch turns a man into a hobbit, her new fetish.
liddicoatite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contacting. The story of a guy who always forgets to turn his phone on.
Prefection1970 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A boxing coach and his spitfire student spend two years in a luxury day-spa: Million Dollar Babying
Sidiabdulassar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking โ Hairy 80's celebrities in tight pants
jrw777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack and Jilling - Adam Sandler turns to the adult movie market to scrape up the shameless remains of his career.
marsshadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toying story - the legend of dildo
leftanantcolonel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch perfecting. The movie is about a young highs school guy learning to become a pitcher for his Baseball team.
Maderman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Fuzzing. Night shift software testers get kinky.
cuniculoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing
Idris Elba stars as groundbreaking conservative British Prime Minister pushing for controversial UK engagement in an East African conflict
majicebe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Beautying: A man's mid-life crisis and his decision to go to beauty school. His family all secretly loathe him, and he's eventually shot in the head by the gay neighbor who he gave a bad haircut to.
particle409 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harvey Milking ;)
m4dd13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crimson Peaking
A young woman losing herself in the taboo world of blood fetishes.
sladederinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't explain Inceptioning in the first place.
dolmadakia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Black Stallioning... need I add a story line?
Kedovin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing. Starring johnny depp and Penรฉlope Cruz ;)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:39 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling โ basically this...
ChicagoHarbinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - A diabolical phone that torments people by constantly ringing
YourMumsAGoodBloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
Robert Deniro is the rogue providing free heat to the poor and destitute while Al Pacino is the cop assigned to shut him down. Right and wrong aren't so black and white once these combatants start to respect one another.
SuperCrusader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking-An awkward dude from Harvard learns how to interact with people like pro and makes friends who are in top.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDing. Old analphabets finally learn reading and writing. Featuring that guy with hair loss
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling - a story of a kleptomaniac who is about the make the biggest heist yet, an under-construction space ship. All the while hiding his thefts from his co-workers and struggling against Security guard Officer Zod.
masterianwong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast and Furiousing - a short film that is guaranteed to piss you off.
idontcarethatmuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. Just as dumb as it sounds.
allupinyourmum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironclading-one mans quest to reinforce his shed
Jealousmango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing - A rogue iceberg obtains revenge on humanity.
thejkhc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dropping. Tom Hardy has a hard time controlling his bowels.
Refridgeratornado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving is now a driver's ed course instructed by Ryan Gosling. But he's silent. All you learn is what it means to be a real human bean.
reddgit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Expendablings - An action packed movie about a group of manly men and their mission to wear the finest jewelry.
Dude, Where's My Caring? - Ashton Kutcher as a 38 year old man abandoned by his parents and forced to live alone.
Blue Is The Warmest Coloring - The controversial story of the relationship between blue-violet and midnight-blue inside the Crayola box.
Camwood7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The Shininging - A reality breaking paradox.
Postman Patting - Animated movie that's just a guy patting a postman.
(P.S. yes, there was a postman pat movie)
jdyubergeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to cheat: Cooling Runnings. It's Speed with an HVAC team.
Dennis7d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pixeling: Adam Sanders plays an antisocial gamer. One day he discovers a bug in a beta version of a game that crashes his computer and gives him an electrical shock. Over the next few days he starts turning into 8-bit version of himself.
jaguar2097 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan's Revenge
skypry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glittering
Mariah Carey playing with her kids.
ageofpwnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking. Knights getting shrekd in the ass by fairy tale creatures
DatWhiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History Xing: A riveting documentary about America's history with crosswalks.
Edit: just noticed someone else posted American History Xing, I'll keep mine up though. Well played earlier guy/gal
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ringing.
It's about tinnitus.
zagzigga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious!
nmagod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing
The world's largest wedding cake must be delivered on time, only the wedding is on the other coast of the united States
and the Cannonball Run is just about to start...
Asexual_sarcasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting: shining search lights on Catholic priests in the night
panickedthumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing: Someone going far in auto sales by upselling on the clear coat.
Asexual_sarcasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concussioning: smacking you head into the wall
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neighborsing -> Neighbor, Sing! A touching movie about a prodigious singing fraternity bro gaining the courage to pursue a singing career with the help of his neighbor Seth Rogan.
ThowawayBrooks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Balling.
Some mutants produce a very successful mix tape and proceed to live it up.
Envoyiceshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The spying next door - The story of a man that's too interested in his neighbors.
Puttrich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging - I dunno
havek23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdrafting, a movie where everyone is wearing hospital gowns with their butts hanging out in the cold
Ezlikespez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging - it really is truly scrumptious
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The prestiging, an avid CoD player goes pro.
GalaxyDestroyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking - the movie of Shrek is love, Shrek is life in full HD
CappyWomack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting. A story of a man who constantly is fucked over.
Emeverett85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck it ralphing: a jacksss inspired film about destroying things by puking on them.
Merosovrana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Neighboring- 90 minutes of an HOA meeting
ProzakParty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking. Cows are the protagonists.
meoka2368 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething
Okay. It doesn't change the story much...
superrjb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's Ending. Even Davy Jones can't stop this franchise.
amjhwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Backing
tk42111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Young people fuckinging
Ing gets a ton of pussy
SkipLoL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning: The story of Peyton Manning's heavy metal band.
SingingAndBrewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting: a black guy runs around with a sword, and when people kneel in fear he just taps them on the shoulder with it and runs away. This is the entire movie.
shifter2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping. The story of a lonely old gentleman who takes too many of his meds in one sitting.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World war Zing, when world war 3 breaks out, it's up to one comedian to keep everyone laughing and happy through the nuclear devastation.
sw1ayfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Silence of the Lambing - An FBI agent investigates an unusually quiet Spring
Just4Lulzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. Instead of White Knighting, you're just ragging on people.
ItIsTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting, get a better monitor.
mytopless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking, its a story about gamers and how bad clicking too much is for you
Trevsquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: the mete(o)r is falling fast. Will T-Rex be towed?
Thatonesplicer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
A dinosaur has trouble parallel parking his Volkswagen
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caddy Shacking - A summer romp featuring loser roommates and their summer job at the golf club.
GimletOnTheRocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wild Bunching They're back and they're out of control, riding up your leg, pinching your sack, facilitating swamp crack.
makemeastar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty Dancing-ing. It's like dirty dancing...sort of
GimletOnTheRocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming Horror-master Wes Craven brings us the ultimate in horror: 119 minutes of Neve Campbell screaming her head off.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Spoiler Alert!!! The Reveranting....Leo keeps crawling and yelling and crawling and yelling.....Oh wait, that was the movie!
mjdalston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jurassic parking
Shotwells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing - Some guys get scared by a shadow.
dushbagery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the best thread ever
eliochip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing Johnny Depp runs a helium company where he inflates balloons. The helium tanks leak during his busiest week, right before the Gay Pride Parade
DjSloaneDollas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving - About a man who drives.
Wait...
sw1ayfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The X Filing - a day in the life of a windowing system
derisx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast Fiving
el_LOU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo Coping - Movie revolves around a crooked robot that sells weed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much gold in this thread...i want gold too!
Edit: spelling
SmacksDaBooty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dazed and Confusing- it stays the same
AdamantiumFoil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing - The tale of the rise of juicing.
Meatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing, a college math course documentary.
redggit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kissing Kissing Banging Banging
Guy falls for girl. Girl falls for guy's best friend. Best friend of guy falls for best friend of girl. Girl goes for guy to get closer to best friend of guy. Best friend of girl gets closer to best friend of guy to get closer to guy.
drdopenshart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ah, the classic love triangle
spitfire690 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranking: Jason Statham tries to start early 20th century cars.
Roncu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad maxing, what maximum steroid use does to your mind. Brought to you by Pepsi.
bullsaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice username.
RagingBulk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Attack the Blocking, urban youth decide to rise up and fight against the treacherous blocks of stone that have plagued the cities buildings..
81andUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing. A car driving in the night, and if you see the lights flash, you better flash back. Or a car and three girls in the backseat and two up front having fun on their 20th birthday.
Area29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: an epic stare down between Harrison Ford and Darth Vader, until both their heads explode.
MoveitFootballHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teething - A difficult time in a baby's life.
whipprsnappr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creeding - Tired of being Rick Rolled by trolls on the internet, billionaire playboy highers Anonymous to hack the trolls' addresses and then sends the band Creed to play on their front lawns.
araiman21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:19 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wiring -- one hard nosed technician fights against an entire electrical system to make a change... in cable providers.
skxek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing - A documentary about baby seal clubbing with Edward Norton narrating.
81andUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spotlighting. The true story of the man who pioneered the art of the spotlight.
sw1ayfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Backing - The untold story of a British Regency rights movement
nothingbutmistakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: The story of a horny boiler repairman, who spends his days working on steampipes, and his nights laying pipe.
exinferris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping - Going around pranking people, pretending to be a retard.
whittery27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Family Stoning-An entire family is put to death for their crimes.
krrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ming - a silent German film about an ancient Chinese dynasty.
nothingbutmistakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With The Winding: A mysterious clockmaker disappears with all of his boss's inventory.
AndyOconnor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic parking, a T. rex trying to parallel park xD
MechanicalJesus05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing. The story of a man who started with nothing, until later he acquires a taste for pineapples and decides to share its nutrition facts and health benefits with the rest of the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Panning, The tale of a young boy addicted to gold dust mining
zagzigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good one, made me laugh and nearly spill out my kombucha.
Insomnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Manning - AKA Honey I Shrunk the Broncos.
zagzigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The scoring - computer geek can't get into baseball team, so he keeps score instead.
fuckford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. People beating the shit out of each other to edm.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting-ing...
ing...?
mrerikmattila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stoning.
Same movie, set in the early ages.
Canerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A shy, teenage girl gains too much weight."
Noddi28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everesting. A tale of mountain climbers who 'just can't be arsed to get out of their tents'
Noddi28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everesting. A tale of mountain climbers who 'just can't be arsed to get out of their tents'
BiologyBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling. A young ninja survives a nuclear explosion and gains the power of constantly needing a poo.
TopThrillTravis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Jonesing: basically the same but she's constantly dying to have a cigarette.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy's Homing: Restraining orders won't help. He will find you.
Hebrewsuperman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude Where's My Caring?
It's about a guy just looking for anyone to be his friend
Noddi28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing. A tale of the ultimate campanologist
shueeey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringings - the annual telemarketing championships starts with a newcomer coming up against the champion going for their 4th straight win
IrregardingGrammar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shafting - Samuel L Jackson is on the street, and he's looking to bone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departing.
A movie showcasing the 2h long conversation that guests have with the hosts in the doorway after already having put on their coats and said their goodbyes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformersing.
No change. It's just as retarded as before
RogertheStroklund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jesus Christ: Superstarring"
It's just an hour and a half of an awkward, Catholic school savior kissing trees and dreaming about Will Farrell. Superstar!
br-bill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, "Jesus Christ: Superstaring" : the savior never blinks
RogertheStroklund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I spent about thirty minutes last night laughing to tears at the idea of "Jesus Christ; Super Stare" with my wife. I imagined it starting out with the thirteen of them around a campfire, and Doubting Thomas asks "Jesus, tell us about the staring contest again," and Jesus starts telling the story of how he saved his father-in-laws farm by entering in the Galilee Invitational Starting Contest. "Well, Thomas, year must have been about fifteen, B-Me-E..."
Noddi28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seventh Sealing. The last envelope of the week is glued.
Lost_and_Profound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Air Buding... Really really high.
CurrentID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whataburgering
Two friends go on a worldwide adventure to work for one day at every single whataburger location. Rumor has it that anyone who completes the quest will be promoted to manager and get an amazing 10c raise!
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Two Towering: Frodo and Samwise grow to three thousand feet tall and walk the ring over to Mount Doom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby Dicking: whale porn
aias313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo and Stiching: the story of a Hawaiian girl and her heart warming journey to create the AIDS quilt.
"like watching paint dry" - Roger Ebert
chateaublue32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifty Shades of Greying - Look at my hair. Am I getting old?
OracularLettuce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: The story of an assassination attempt on America's 29th president.
Set during the roaring twenties and the height of prohibition, this could be a surprisingly watchable film.
brutallyhonestharvey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning. A behind the scenes documentary about the making of Inception.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling: A dying Alzheimer's patient struggles to remember his family and his life.
lordviduka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing - how one man went credit card crazy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding
A historical fiction film about a plot to assassinate the 29th POTUS.
lushmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Manning. Movie about Peyton's mom's sister.
zagzigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jackie Browning - Jackie makes brownies for everyone on her street. Thugs from another street steal them and she hunts them down till the corners of the earth.
brutallyhonestharvey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highlandering. 2 hours of people running around yelling, "there can be only one!"
GavinET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wallace and Gromiting... Wallace's adventure to do home repairs.
Noddi28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House of Waxing....Vincent Price meets Brazilian horror
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. Just like Fight Club, but way more violent.
xNaXDy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fictioning - I guess someone's doing the fiction about some pulp?
necrophillia_zombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Direction: This is Using! British boy band overdose by indulging in a buffet of drugs.
lebronjamesofgaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Phantom Menacing
A movie so bad they forgot to say what was menacing.
shifter2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting. A girl has a one night stand with a guy who never calls her back.
jedberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transpotinging. A movie about a guy with a stutter.
whipprsnappr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the Waterfronting - After purchasing a fake title belt on ebay, washed-up prize fighter rides around on his friend's jetski while wearing it.
ender89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frozening" is still "frozen", its just the middle eastern pirated cam version of the movie, sold in a market near some military base for $5. It also has subs in Thai for some reason.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding. A movie about releasing a fart.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning: the story of a young man's love for gum, and traveling in Singapore. Based on a true story
raynedallnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Without A Paddling - the uneventful Simpsons sequel where no-one pisses Jasper off enough to warrant a paddling, and the Stonecutters drop one of the ceremonies required to enter their secret society..
VideoBrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Troll in Central Parking: A good natured, yet recently homeless man (Dom DeLuise) tries to make the best of his new surroundings in a Manhattan parking garage. With the help of some children he finds a new lease on life by creating minor annoyances for the people trying to park there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling: the adventures of Caitlyn Jenner
Dakis1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. The story of a dinosaur trying to get his drivers license but struggles with his phobia of parking.
dogsontreadmills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Beautiful Minding. Russell Crowe's alternate personality has excellent manners and teaches him how to not pry into other's affairs.
mr_daryl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing.
Male goats on trampolines, caught on camera.
Endymion_Spring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mean Machining. A group of production workers in the heart of Sheffield start a fight club, but things go south at the accidental death of Little Pete and the ensuing investigation puts their very freedoms at risk.
woozledoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning - It's the same movie
unbuttoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zardozing - Intergalactic homicidal giant stone head takes a nap.
KandiiGurl86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laberinthing, David Bowie comes back to fight the goblins
TMR123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing. Doesn't sound so vicious anymore, does it?
Ozymander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - A movie about a man overcoming his stutter
______DEADPOOL______ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ฉLing - the story of Mr. Ling ๐๐ฉ
trycurious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - a film about a defence contractor having a day off and trying to see the dinosaur exhibit. He can't find a parking spot and gets really stressed out. Eventually he snaps and starts smashing shit with a baseball bat. The police notice this crazy fella and put a bunch of bullets into him. The end.
Merfstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: It happens twice at once.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
A kid uses the power of stutter to protect his mother from his insane father.
barcap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daisy does Dallasing. Daisy does it the Dallas way :)
milakia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madagascaring - parents threaten to send their misbehaved children to africa
nYc_dIEseL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steeling. The story of a kleptomaniac steel welder who uses his skills to break into safes.
redgoldfilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing. A woman fights for a paperless world.
theivorysiren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - driver's ed for cave men
simoex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flashing: playing at subway stations near you
rockyjustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving, the movie stays entirely the same.
runningdreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing. Fishing for that type of fish.
SnazMasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitching Perfect - the girls form a singing baseball team and take on the guys
simoex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silver Linings Play Booking: the prestigious Silver Linings Play requires at least a month in advance for tickets
redgoldfilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Manning. A professional football player gets bored at nights
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering and the goblet of firing
Bow chica wowwwww woooowwwwww
simoex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring it Awning! Local cheerleaders volunteer to help local businesses design new awnings.
dimezzato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharking.
Kids are dying in a series of gruesome shark attacks, as a result of a new fad in which they search for sharks and take selfies with them in their natural habitat.
econowblog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seventh Sealing -- Plumbers can't figure out how to fix a bathroom leak, through six trips to Home Depot, then Death offers to help them out.
I-Am-Mathias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
fremitus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - An attractive woman who is really bad a spelling is stung by a bee
raisehighdatroofbeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging: a comedy sequel where shine is contagious and everyone ends up just talking with their finger to each other's fingers.
Komberal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging: A weird echoe has filled the the halls of the hotel...
Pikapika2525 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the game, but
Trainwrecking - A mustache-twirling villain is derailing trains and it's up to Amy Schumer's off-colour jokes to thwart him.
sowhatchusayin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Planking- one man's journey to create the greatest planking photo of all time.
pruzzles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing - a collage of cell phone footage showcasing police brutality narrated by Orson Welles's grandson
br-bill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Stagecoaching - After the high school drama teacher is injured by an errant punt, the football coach is forced to direct the school's upcoming production of Our Town.
ProcrasDeNador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging - Mark Wahlberg tries to stop a plague started by copies of the movie, The Happenjng
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"American History Xing" - Why did the chronicles cross the road?! ...
milakia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. and Mrs. Smithing - A man and his wife open a metal forge and start making custom handmade metal trinkets
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concussioning - the story of an NFL commissioner promoting head trauma to sell tickets.
PurpleLeatherCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Force Awakening - Lazy moisture farmer from tatooine is forced out of his bed everyday by his uncle to go farm moisture.
Tweeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matt_Airheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dallas Buyers Clubbing. AIDs patients beat the shit out drug company CEOs.
mixmastersalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ip Manning - Eli and Peyton's brother who moved to China and became a Wing Chun master.
milakia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reign of Firing - Donald Trump goes on a rampage and begins terminating the employment of all his non-white employees
nwest0827 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering; Boy makes clay art
Platypusbears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing - pretty self explanatory.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Childs Playing - 2 children play with a doll their parents bought them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - a thrilling tale of mowing a sports field
Kill Billing - in which bounty hunters learn to use Apple Pay
The Empire Strikes Backing - in which the Galactic Empire becomes unionised and votes in favour of taking industrial action
Jackie Browning - an exciting story about getting a suntan
Meet Joe Blacking - introducing a man who applies shoe polish to his face in a politically incorrect manner
The Crafting - teenage girls create gothic knitting patterns
hungry4nuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming. The band get together to rehearse in outer space but forget there is no sound conduction, so rely on visual cues for timing.
notexecutive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clockstoppersings. Unable to properly enunciate his words, Zak Gibbs- the titular main character-, tries to figure out his new time stopping watch, only to find out it enhances his singing ability... in hyperspeed.
cruelmalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging. Guess.
EnderAllenPoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beaching - A documentary which follows the aftermath of Leonardo Dicaprio's shocking Oscar loss to Matt Damon. In 'The Beaching', we are brought directly to the threshold of Leo's anguish and hopeless dissociation, as he retreats to his private island filled with supermodels. Directed by Werner Herzog.
McGuffigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jurassic parking" About a parking lot guarded by dinosaurs to keep your ride safe.
ILoveDeadBabyJokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predatoring
Chris Hansen confronts would be child molesters in the central american jungle.
tomsom87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - Oscar Schindler shows members of the Jewish community how to save money selling stuff on eBay.
verynate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor to Bangkoking.
EW calls it, "The Big Chill for a new generation."
A return to form for Chevy Chase and a spectacular supporting cast that is sure to please - Rotten Tomatoes
Spoilers Is there anything Meryl Streep can't do? Something magical happens when she shares the screen with Sean Penn. - Variety
For those of you expecting Wagon Train in space, forget about what you think you know. I haven't seen innovation like this since the Matrix. - Rolling Stone
Strkszone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting
matthewdeslynch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-mening a film about transgender men going through the change
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Inside manning. A story of Bradley Manning's transformations.
Edit: She's the manning. The story of Chelsea Manning.
borgia94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone Girling - an epic boys night out
cephaloprod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lightning Thieving
An equally terrible movie about a really fast cat burglar.
Baggabones88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. It's about dinosaurs trying to find parking at the mall, but there is no parking. Dun-dun-DUN!
bjmorrissey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining-ing
2 young american film students find themselves trapped in a world where the only film they are allowed to watch is a 1980 British-American psychological horror film produced and directed by Stanley Kubrick, co-written with novelist Diane Johnson, and starring Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, and Scatman Crothers. The film is based on Stephen King's 1977 novel The Shining, although the film and novel differ in significant ways.[5]
brak_loves_atari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a trip to the mooning: people stand in line to stare at some dudes ass.
ArguableSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring.
He just made the biggest score of his life but the cops are right on his tail. Will he manage to stay one step ahead of the law or has the world's greatest jewel thief finally run out of luck?
br-bill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RoadTripAg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerking: Steve Martin's character battles Parkinsons while trying to cope with his addiction with masturbation.
MischiefFerret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning
bbfan132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging - a documentary about an upcoming Chinese dynasty, ready to bring dynastic ruling back.
autopilotxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. A guy is banished from Earth for constantly showing his ass to everyone he sees. Confides in a robot about his weird ways
brak_loves_atari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kangaroo jacking: masturbating kangaroo. don't think that one really needs explaining.
brak_loves_atari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
man with the iron fisting
Skaleks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Horns) Hornings: Horror movie about people being stabbed by horns.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hackesring ... and it would be the exact same film
BenDante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerksing- A musical coming of age dramedy from Kevining Smithing.
sleepypoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving Missing Daisy- a man drives while missing Daisy
MotoFever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking... that one's for you to decide
ArguableSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friday after nexting. A romcom about a guy who accidentally nexts his dream girl on tinder and spends his entire Friday trying to find her. (starring Paul Rudd)
Relgabrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding. A hard, no nonsense agent finds time for his little girl.
secretarabman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Parking - A gang of foul-mouthed pre-pubescent children steal a car and find out that driving isn't all it's cracked up to be when they try to find a parking spot at the biggest mall in Los Angeles on a Saturday night.
B00YAY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatching. We didn't really change anything.
fungokiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flint Stoning- witness the birth of the Saudi legal system.
sleepypoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warcrafting - The story of virgins in basements
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryaning - Its the same except Matt Damon's character is called private Ryaning
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am legending - someone who makes legends for maps
awork_in_progress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. A story about a man, his friend Jenny and a corpse
Mustache_Monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking -- Two hours of pissed off Dinosaurs trying to parallel Park while getting ear f***ed by Jef Goldblum about Chaos Theory.
apatfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twinning ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
The-Peter-Principle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Devito and Arnie co-narrate the history of the famous British Tea Company
Proxish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jamming - A fierce intergalactic trade competition starts, when the Monstars open up a trade stall selling jams, opposite the Loony Toons. Only Jamie Oliver can save them from a complete marketplace collapse.
dangerouslycheesey94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering - and old man and his garden
peasooop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A group of professional plumbers start to feel the pressure after they unknowingly leave a burst pipe at their latest job.
Frota_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Troying - An englishman's attempts to reconcile with his daughter several years after leaving his family.
Retic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting 5. A morning without food until the doctor takes your blood.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
debbie does dallasing
PurplePeaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing. It's about Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door on Sunday morning.
Zip668 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding. The story of a figure skater stuck in a building taken by terrorists. Her ex husband finds out, bursts in, and cracks everyone in the legs.
Mustache_Monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moby Dicking - A balding Electronica Musician lost at sea, forms an unlikely romance with a ferocious Sperm Whale.
Frantspants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trolling, the "how to" for Internet assholes.
sophrocynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Projecting: two hours of a new age star child failing to work through her personal issues.
js7289 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uping. An old man and a boy scout do a bunch of cocaine.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a man made grotto, long forgotten by time. Every seven years they gather. Travelling alone or in packs, from far and wide. For the competition that will define their lives. Bailey was only 14 when he last attended. That was when he first met Samantha. He remembers very little other then her golden wild eyes and her fiery red mane. This year, he has come, to take the challenge. To prove to everyone else, that he can do it. That he can be a leader of the pack. To win, and win the heart of the only one he has every loved. This summer in theaters everywhere. Come, sit, stay, and enjoy this exciting musical tale. This summer... -Reservoir Dogsing
blahblahbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Nooning - A sheriff and his wife get completely baked and have torrid sex.
The Big Sleeping - A remake of the 1978 suspense film Coma.
The Wild Bunching - A group of math professors go on a rampage to destroy the minds of their students.
drosales-12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
iroboting- a new fad where people act like robots
AtmosphericHaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - Pixar's new animated picture featuring indoor adventures and blanket-forts on a rainy day. It's intents
probablyneedadvice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waitinging. Bitch you gonna wait.
cougmerrik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clueing. It's a story about a dinner mystery theater among strangers where the main character keeps getting random, embarrassing erections. Still has 3 endings.
ephemeralblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing. A documentary about positioning cubicles.
dantethepilgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Networking. A riveting tale of a day spent on Linkedin.
Machoopi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging: Paul Newman, who is deathly allergic to bees, gets stung by a rogue bee while experimenting with the newest recipe for his honey mustard light dressing.
cjluthy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging. Chinese train station?
myownlost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling - Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara spend the holiday season
recruiting lesbiansspreading Christmas joy through song.kayaker83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Maning - Cecil the Lion is resurrected as a metal robot lion in order to settle his debts.
Redbeardeddevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gunning. Maverick gooses Ice Man as they go inverted.
favrespickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping - Nothing changes from the original.
TheSmokey1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dooming
Remember the Titanings
The Ringing and The Grudging
ExoWraith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takening
Liam Neeson's 24 daughters get kidnapped at the same time in different places. He chalks up bills on international phone calls with the same lines.
Edgefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fox and the Hounding... Todd being chased by the tv news/newspapers/journalists for certain info.
AtmosphericHaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Carrie-ing. A highschool girl endures bullying by acting as her classmates' packrat. Fed up with everything, she goes on a bloody rampage.
Edit: I guess it's not too far off from the original :(
fixed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rooming. Actually it'd probably be the same movie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering : a heartwarming story of one orphan's time with his Godfather, mob boss Vito Corleone.
C--Dub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fight Clubbing" - Brat Pitt & Edward Norton 'Hit' The Scene
js7289 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. Peyton Manning irons his pants for 3 hours.
Erectileasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning.
-A rock-hard, wand tingling, ass slobbering documentary delving deep into the depths of medieval punishments for witches and wizards.
dvd_00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - Batman is knighted by the Queen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imitation Gaming - a documentary about the android games market.
sleepy29200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowskiing. Standard skiing tutorial, centered on Mount Lebow
Sp3cterex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs Doubtfiring - A high powered CEO and her constant battle with second thoughts for every employee she sacks.
Drewski118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Coping - Kevin James' Blart is in for his biggest challenge yet, the food court is closed - for good.
Grimjack8130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. Voldemort Dies early.
NoTeeNoShade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barns.
ravc9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:00 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing- a movie about killing all the bills in a country.
-a_a- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A T-rex's struggle to find a parking spot.
Darkstar_98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing - a movie about how a family can have an enjoyable time indoors. Alternatively: a man goes on a rampage of turning people inside out
lonestar34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Old people attemping to park oversized sedans in precious situations
-kelsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thin Red Lining A tale of a girl's first period. Ft. Nick Nolte and Sean Penn.
beeman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking - Two guys befriend each other as their pencils always break in class.
DanimusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding: A secret group of Allied soldiers fuck their way across Nazi Germany.
thebush007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hotline Bling should be a movie.
beeman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
View from the Topping - POV movie about food condiments.
kaiju-taxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming - a story about a hardcore gamer who never leaves her computer to eat.
tennistargaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - Should this be NSFW?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging - Paul Newman falls foul of a wasps nest
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Robert de Niro and Al Pacino quarrel over the ambient temperature of their retirement home
thedoublejay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 First Dating - Story of 50 year olds having their first date
hikehitcher91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Country for Old Menning" the story of the futures aggressive euthinization.
DanimusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recalling: An unfortunate biopic detailing all the regrettable sex you've had while blackout drunk.
goodbyeflorida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babadooking: The tale everyone's had that no one speaks of... dook... dook... dook...
fireork12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Life of Pi-ing
A kid tries to watch YouTube, but it constantly repeats and buffers
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming - 8 teens starve to death in a tragic tale of video game addiction
konfetkak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MASHing: A sardonic chef and his ragtag team spend every day mashing potato after potato. The mashing never ceases. The only outlet for their bleak reality of broken potato skins that form endless piles on the gritty floor are their hijinks--including cross-dressing, alcoholism, and chasing female sous-chefs.
Midgar-Zolom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilighting.
Still has more plot.
messycan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing: everyone in the movie sucks dick for coke.
takes_joke_literally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLOWING.
whorfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing
He's crushing your head. You flathead.
msgkila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The secret of nihming: a fury the of romance, sexual tensions, desires, and betrayal.
whorfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
Farmer Brown has a surprise waiting for him in the barn this morning.
Pyte17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wreck it Ralphing: Stuck on a date gone south, John C. Reilly tries to tank the evening by getting way too drunk.
theotherside18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:30 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Breakfast Clubbing: Adventures of the true stories of the elite society that has their secrets of the perfect way to make a pancakes and waffles are exposed.
rdtTocher96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers rise of the falling.
GrandviewOhio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A tale as old as time. The story of a New York beat cop struggling to bust down the Blow Out Bar's crooked sex trade operation.
whorfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplaneing
Motorboating just got beaten.
elwin_ransom_lewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing
A man develops a bad case of tinnitus after being in the front row of a metal show
dopplerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Falling - The Best of America's Funniest Home Videos
Redroc104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Dude, dinos and wicked parallel parking. What more do you need.
edstewbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Nooning
Smoking weed and fucking during lunch.
M-Nelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender's Gaming- 8hr neckbeard WoW session. The 5th Waving- Creepy neighbor waves for the 5th time. Inside Outing- A contradicting event. Ant Manning- Story of a very tiny football star. Panning- Boring gold rush documentary.
TodayWasTheBest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding - The story of illegitimate children and their good for nothing father's
The-Peter-Principle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Story of Bob an out of work yet handsome actor who, to make ends meet, inseminates chubby single older ladies who havent met mister right but still want kids.
si_gnhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Al Pacino's apartment just won't warm up, but there's something suspicious about what he's being told by the repairman (De Niro in a seminal role). I mean, there's no way a faulty valve means he'd be better off getting a whole new boiler, it's only five years old and should be good for at least another ten years, it's completely ludicrous.
yagoogaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Fishing: An exposรฉ of the fishing industry's attempt to cover up rampant over fishing of the worlds oceans and the catastrophic side effects it will have on the environment.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man with the Iron Fistings - the incredible tale of how Goatse not only survived his master's cruel punishment for failing his martial arts quest, but went on to gain internet notoriety.
dopplerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man on the Mooning : Andy's Expose
aworm45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy "Storying": The true story of a man who wakes up with a strange pain in his ass.
The-Peter-Principle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:34 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toying Story - same tag line!
AliceTaniyama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Operation Dumbo Dropping.
Ewwwwwwwww.
shauncorleone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A New Hoping
After years of rampant cynicism, an eclectic group of space misfits start to believe things might just turn out alright.
AliceTaniyama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3-Ironing.
A possibly imaginary guy breaks into people's houses and does their laundry for them.
shauncorleone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blading
Wesley Snipes struggles with the pain and release of self-mutilation.
AliceTaniyama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hosting.
A monster from the Han River wants to have people for dinner.
I'm A Cyborg, But That's OKing
A film about an Irish guy and his robot buddy.
TheTrainCatcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. Late one night (Sir) Bruce Wayne is given a knighthood by the Queen.
ApologyMan_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: A movie about people in a theater watching "The Happening" wondering what is happening.
tanxh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: A stuttering alien civilisation comes to invade Earth.
thejasoncori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cliffhanging - We never find out if Gabe makes it from high above the valley floor.
Rocking - Sylvester Stallone rocking out to "Eye of The Tiger" with Survivor for 90 min strait while Stallone throws air punches.
The-Peter-Principle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:05 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hawk Downing - PBS goes undercover to expose a recent craze of spiking shots with underdeveloped foetuses of various rare bird breeds.
bassnugget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Terminatoring - Everyone dies but not in the way you expect.
epoch_hunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:55 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pain and the Yearning - An old woman experiences pain and yearning.
..Oops, I forgot the extra -ing.
WieruZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incredible Hulking - 1,5 Hours worth of dogs almost puking.
DempseyRoller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple expressing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking - Man takes all that he wants whenever he wants it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing
the internet already made it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding... it's a hard-nosed dick-flick.
Johnny_Confidence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
A group of professional bank robbers start feeling the heat and are forced to retire from their lives of crime and sell furnaces to stay afloat.
hireme703 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Music Manning. A sad collection of Peyton's "best" musical endeavors, including Chicken Parm You Taste So Good and the high-pitched barbershop quartet.
mrvaljean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing
ghost_toe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tin Cupping - Dorothy's attempt to lift the Tin Man's spirits
Currybone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 Ninjas Kicking Back - What's up ma Ninja
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging the sequel to the happening
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay and silent bobbing, a show about a quiet, yet agreeable man.
Johnny_Confidence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming
Gilbert Gottfried is running loose on campus and he's totally killing it! (documentary/horror)
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:53 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The skeleton keying, a douchey skeleton keys peoples cars
jon_from_cayman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jurassic parking:
british comedy about traffic wardens patrolling the dorset coast
osama_bin_lederhosen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging.
A man with 2nd grade English skills attempts to use a flashlight.
sirmcbaconpop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:32 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing
Movie about a boy named Andrew experiencing a series of whip lashes
SonOfHorus82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I wasn't so late to this but Jack Frosting. An adorable RomCom about a cake decorator that only has 1 day to design, bake and dress a wedding cake for the most important wedding of his life, his own. Starring Clive Owen, Sean Bean, Judi Dench, and Daisy Ridley as Victoria. Coming soon.
Kazataniplayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man with the iron fisting. A brutal porno.
jbejarano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stardusting - Claire Danes tidies up celestial bodies.
icecreamnmochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Hustling - A documentary on Zola's hustling adventures in Florida
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's...some story...
icecreamnmochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Goofy Moving - Max almost gets to date Roxanne, but then they find out that Goofy is moving across the country
jbejarano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing - The art of making bug smoothies.
pumpkinspiceautobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:20 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
War Horsing
It's the tale of a bunch of dudes horsing around in their fort while war is going on.
Wiedewiet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's Something About Mar(r)ying" - feel good movie of the year!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. One wizard's encounter with the devil's lettuce.
man0steel93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminating Gensys: A butch Austrian sabotages a company because of his hate of spelling mistakes
tzaeru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Undergrounding - A historical documentary about the construction of London's first metro line.
tzaeru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting - A reality TV show about the brutal realities of what it takes to pull through the beauty boot camp.
beeayjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:46 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple expressing - stoned Seth Rogen breastfeeds an orphaned pineapple.
The-Peter-Principle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Fistingful of Dollars
A stranger arrives at the little Mexican border town of San Miguel, cashless and being pursued by "the law". How far will the stranger go for a roof and hot dinner? The Stranger seizes his opportunity when he sees a detachment of Mexican soldiers....
MelanisticPolarBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oscillating Fan For Your Homing - An oscillating fan helps track down a mysterious beacon for the U.S. Government.
gamecacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:39 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying. A horror film featuring senior citizens in a nursing home trudging through the latter years of life.
colossal-kiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Land Before Timing: The Confusion of the 1st Olympic Games
gamecacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SouthPawing. A 3D movie featuring a cat named South. Won audiences hearts by pawwing on screen for 120 minutes.
thuslyhequoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking , how to parallel park your brontosaurus
glamdivitionen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping - Lady Rita gets a robotic caretaker instead of moving into a nursing home. However, these first generation care-bots are not without kinks.
_tchom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcolm X-ing. A section of road where drivers should be on the lookout for Malcolms
kay-lee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilo & Stitching: Lilo is a tailor The Emperor's Clubbing: An Emperor with a love for partying
_tchom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering - a scifi about an awkward man beginning a nontraditional relationship with a fish voiced by scarlett johansson
KeshB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:57 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The imitation gaming, see: pewdiepie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding- A family replaces an old treasured grandfather block with a more modern battery run timepiece. And then a war happens.
WWGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - A movie about the struggle of being a trex but not being able to reach the steering wheel.
therackage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:09 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuicing: One man. One blender. 300 beetles.
JustReach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:45 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Effecting Ashton Kutcher embarks on a year long journey to show the world the effect logging has on the population of monarch butterflies.
JustReach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Blind Siding Sandra Bullock blind sides a prospect teenager that could have possibly gone to the nfl. But she pins his legs in during the car crash and crushes his dreams of ever walking again..
TR-8RKillTheTraitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shininging
Cosmic_Sushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strangers on a Training: A day of team bonding exercises and skill building for staff from different offices as mid management attempt to bring the newbies up to scratch. "A real nail-biter!" - The Guardian
aurooba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing. A story about really annoying bells that must be destroyed before everyone's ear drums burst.
Graveriot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Silence of the Lambing: A in depth documentary about the birthing of sheep.
EDIT: Cranking: A Sundance hit about the last master hurdy gurdy musician.
beautifulpumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twilight: New Mooning. Vampires, werewolves, and butts. Lots of butts.
kay-lee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:33 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: The story of parking your car during Jurassic times The Experimenting: 20 prisoners explore their sexuality No Man's Landing: No one is allowed to land, NO ONE.
mushroomyakuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greying
Liam Neeson keeps a diary of his hair colouration as he gets older.
mushroomyakuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Gritting
Jeff Bridges schools his young council coworker on the art of gritting roads during a bitterly cold winter.
voesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing - a guy purposly gets whiplashed over and over again for personal gain
voesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The stinging - it hurts when I pee
voesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Annie Halling - Annie dances halling for personal gain
dappled63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing - A rom com. It's about a renegade girl who dupes people on eBay, but she meets her match in Woodrow Schindler - who turns the tables by posting his own listing to teach renegade girl a lesson. When they meet - sparks fly! She's a loose cannon who lives a vibrant life, and he's a structured, career driven stickler for the rules! They learn things about themselves they never new before and fall in love and the rest is history!
whiteboardmarket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:06 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edging of tomorrow - an anti climatic movie...
soberbutstoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:14 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starwars A New Hoping
soberbutstoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming
Peanutbutternut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing, the joys of camping indoors.
myhandcraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:35 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who framed Roger rabbiting? There's picture of Roger hunting rabbits illegally on Internet. Who made it and why?
imilesprower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrowlanding. The story of a delayed spaceship landing.
FrankBuckDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strangers on a training.. A group of runners randomly meets while out training.....
imilesprower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stinging: A man is stung by a bee and him and his partner make up a plan to con the bee.
Marcogr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry potter and the chambre of secreting
charlieglide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Road Housing. Dalton's the best realtor in the business.
imilesprower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:18 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: In the middle of winter a cop's radiator is sabotaged by a mastermind criminal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ring ing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:08 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of Ringing A guy whose phone never just stops ringing.
javirafter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carolling - Rooney Mara dons her gay apparel to troll the ancient Yuletide Carol, Cate Blanchett.
IRS4eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:01 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep throating. The movie about a woman...never mind.
Luger1945 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOP GUNNING, SPRAY AND PRAY BABY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:48 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting
The tale of an obsessed football groundsman who will not rest until every blade of grass is pristine
funkduder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastarding, Tarantino's secret prequel to Inglorious Bastards
chefchefly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool RunningSing - a straight-to-video sequel to the 1993 Disney Classic. With their country filled with pride after the performance of the first Jamaican bobsled team, four college coeds set their eyes on a new target. The World A Cappella Tournament!
slyanna_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:56 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
Frantspantsneu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nelling: Just like the original, only louder.
DON' TAE MISS CHIK'A PAY!
PhantomFleaBite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:31 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backing To The Future
imilesprower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bowfingering: A broke filmmaker starts groping people around while filming it.
EnIdiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angel Hearting-- A detective solves the mystery of Lisa Bonet's missing career with help of Enochian emoji.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:29 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking: Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller go on a hilarious hiking trip
goinglopsided ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:40 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The prestiging, a docu-drama about addicted COD players
LexiCrowley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:02 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
TWISTERING: Bethie Bends, contortionist and petty thief, goes undercover at the World Twister Championship to commit the heist of the century. But will she be caught red handed?
Einstine1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:25 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forest Gumping:
It's, it's a really weird shit....
drvp1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Birdsing.
Tippie Hedren is unable to fuck Rod Taylor due to the obscurely loud bird calls at Bodega Bay
drvp1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping. A Chinese kid shipwrecks and ends up on a bamboo raft.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramboing: a moving story of a senile boarding steps car driver, played by Silvester Stallone.
hoboinacan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twinsing - Arnold and Danny hit the clubs looking for twins.
Unsubscribe_Here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring. A dyslexic Asgardian introduces radiators to Jotunheim
Anastenazontas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:07 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing: In a world where the only acceptable entertainment is clubbing, a small geek-club guerrilla is leading the resistance.
jonathan88876 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slingblading-an ex-con helps a troubled young boy in rural Arkansas by teaching him to throw knives
johnmerricksvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
A Man For All Seasoning - Chef Tom Moore needs to up his cooking talents at his failing restaurant, The Henry 8. The fun starts when Tom almost loses his head when a shelf of spices falls into his signature Pope Soup and the rest is history.
frankiethequail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zoolandering. A documentary about a new hip but risky party trick.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing: Maximizing the amount of crazy people in Australia.
dirtd0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Thin Red Lining" is a star-studded artsy spectacle that dives into the human condition of soldiers wrestling with poorly constructed jacket interiors.
gryphonleather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Priscilla Queen of the Deserting. The story of a drag queen who can't keep a job.
tjdavids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:12 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing now the sequel to crank
kkasablancas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl Harboring - a German family hides a family of freshwater pearls in their attic during the height of the Nazi regime.
kkasablancas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dutching - Ed O'Neil teaches us an easy way to end a marriage using only a comforter.
drink_vaderade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunger Gaming. A documentary about intense gamers going days without food because they're "in the middle of a game" sometimes starving to death
kkasablancas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Robert de Niro delves into the dark side of the coal industry.
kkasablancas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:38 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Strings Attaching - the heart breaking take of a marionette maker who can't seem to get his puppets to work.
kkasablancas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Helping - a homeless man learns about portion control after being invited to a strangers Thanksgiving dinner.
Ziltoid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shutter Islanding:
The story of a photographer who takes his job too seriously.
Ziltoid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken Flowering:
When a GMO species of flower turns monstrous and threatens to cause human extinction.
Ziltoid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let the Right One Inning:
When Bryce Harper is injured before a critical game for the Washington Nationals, Eli is recruited and steps up to the plate. She proceeds to engulf the competition.
JyriKilpelainen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocketeering. Organized crime uses aerospace companies for money laundering.
encephala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing: Harryhausen brings your favorite Cake Boss toppers to life.
encephala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Paning: The boy who could fly through and repair his bedroom window.
ressubedford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:41 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - A Los Angeles Plumbing Saga
chksixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point Breaking - one man's struggle with his soft-lead pencil
davehorst87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing: Fishing for swords. James Bonding: 007 makes a friend. Die Harding: How to kill a figure skating champion. Down For The Counting: The boy who loved math. Hot Rodding: Mature audiences only.
kresselack32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing.
Pretty much just like normal clubbing for me...
geobeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Returning of the Jedi: His lightsaber is defective. Can he navigate the perils of the touch-tone directory to obtain an RMA number?
theleobard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heating" - the 3-hour documentary on everything you wanted to know about that warm feeling in your house. Narrated by Robert De Niro.
Qcumberland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing The best clubs in town get together to see who is the best with some epic dance battles
benmeiri84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:44 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Manning - the story of Eli and Peyton's dwarf sibling
theleobard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:49 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Shiny" - In an isolated hotel, a group of overlooked celebrities murder each other.
meyersjg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:06 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering: Are those pubes in the clay??
aroboticsoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sainting - One man's journey to ensure Mother Theresa gains her sainthood he feels she deserves.
Cellomusic82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greasing: John Travolta having fun with Crisco
JustSomeBeesPlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:16 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robocoping - How do you deal with the law when you can't even deal with what you have become?
epicvictory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:04 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding.
The story of a drunkard who gets speeding tickets all the fucking time.
imilesprower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:47 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect Storming.
The story of a man leaving his hometown in a perfect hurry to fish in open waters.
occvlted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:03 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackfishing.. You get the idea.
occvlted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:54 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UnFriending. A refreshing tutorial about how to get those weird fuckers off of your friend list.
OhBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Gold, gold everywhereing
ArguableSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A bridge on the river Kwaiing. Sir Alec Guinness portrays a suicidal depressed man whose life has been torn apart by a mild speech impediment. Will he jump or will he find a reason to live?
RogertheStroklund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it to the Boning"
Woody Harrelson and Antonio Banderas, two best friends, who are down and out musicians, forced to compose competing scores for the same porn movie.
imilesprower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:50 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Two Towering: The story of two wizards rise to fame.
thekream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late, but
Driving an instructional video about the rules of the rode and how to be a safe and responsible driver.
Sawing an instructional video on proper form and technique for sawing various lumber and objects, and safety tips to prevent injury.
Jurassic Parking an instructional video about how to efficiently park your oversized truck in hard to maneuver or tight parking spots.
Mad Maxing a documentary about the ease and dangers acquiring thousands of dollars of debt by maxing out many credit cards, and how it has affected people's lives financially.
The World's Ending a documentary about how modern civilization has gravely affected the balance of the Earth through various environmental hazards, and how it could possibly lead to the world ending.
Spying a documentary about spies and their popularity throughout pop culture, with interviews from real spies during the Cold War.
Fifty Shades of Greying a documentary/instructional video on the science of hair greying with age, and how to own it when it happens to you.
Need for Speeding a documentary about the dangers of speeding on the road, how getting into a crash while speed has affected people's lives.
BladeXVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Walking - One man takes an epic stroll along the beach.
BladeXVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:51 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everesting - The story of a man who is forever sleeping
Clipsterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:36 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carrieing: The slight misspelling of movie about one LoL player having to deal with bad teammates.
rowenarrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:24 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pootie Tanging, the ways of the hero have become a trend in the world, but can the world hand the art of Pootie Tang?
BladeXVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch Perfecting - A group of girls try to find just the right sound; basically Pitch Perfect 2.
Big_Boyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't even looked at the comments, but I'm guessing that most movies become significantly dirtier. Source: Spider-maning
Edit
Apparently it's ok to cheat and add another letter to "ing."
crustless_toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:37 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
caroling - during an innocent night of singing christmas songs, two women meet .......forbidden love ensues
crustless_toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:35 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zing! In a nation paralyzed by an oppressive right wing military dictatorship, one manโs delicious salad dressing recipe lifts spirits and re-unites the country.
NoTime4Stalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:16 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beauty and the Beasting:
A female sports enthusiast goes undercover at the football tryouts. Will she make the team?
crustless_toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:19 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gone with the winding - one man, one dream - to make the worlds largest ball of string. a life's work destroyed by 2 unsupervised kittens and a flight of stairs
i-make-robots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:07 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once upon a time in the Westing - it's a high-noon shootout at the electric company. Yes, their guns shoot lightning.
NoTime4Stalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:11 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Forcing Awakens:
A sycopathic criminal is on the loose, will someone put an end to his forcefeeding rampage?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:24 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screaming 2. Seriously, please shut the fuck up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:47 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rocking: The story of Bon Jovi and a million faces.
i-make-robots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:00 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UPPING - The strangest poker game. The whole movie is one hand, and the bidding goes around the table getting weirder and weirder. Egos are at stake - not to mention homes, cars, relationships, and more. Also one guy keeps mentioning he's been in worse poker games.
i-make-robots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:53 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Winding - I used one of those novelty chattering teeth and it ran off with my wife.
Amator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:05 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying, the story of the Affluenza au-pair from the wrong side of the tracks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:46 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: The story of a homeowner getting HVAC estimates.
onlyspfc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:53 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Jeff Goldblum narrates this true shockumentary about the grisly reality of senile parking lot rage.
djchozen91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:06 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspotting
...oh wait.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:04 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoring: The God of Thunder wakes up after a heavy night on the ale in his God-size freezer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:43 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The place beyond the pining: Ryan Gosling REALLY wants that girl back.
A__Witness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:08 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing - A dark, twisted tale of how Woody and friends try to battle with betrayal and insanity after being locked away in the attic.
smgprecision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:31 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Note Booking
Ya.
kolykom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:00 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Left Footing - A man's desperate effort trying to take photos during the holidays of his family and home. His photos just seem tilt to the left.
abhimskywalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:32 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man with iron fisting... you know for peeps with fetishes...
gikku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:52 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Maxing. The story of an angry...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:12 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing: An unauthorised biography of Tony Stark.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:38 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A class trip is cancelled due to inclement weather. Hilarity ensues.
jxrgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:27 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: A bunch of kids are driving around in an old car, showing their buttcheaks to by passers-by. When two girls from another part of town shows up, the story takes an unexpected turn. Featuring Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj.
Frigate100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:27 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dangerous Moonlighting. Bored accountant secretly joins RAF and flies night bombing raids over Nazi Germany after work.
Frigate100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:11 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carry on - Don't lose your heading. How to sew the perfect curtains
DoubtnData ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:54 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Thinging: Glee with lisps.
FearedGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:42 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing: Edward Norton stars in this historically accurate piece about becoming the first person to cross a road.
StiriVizuale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:50 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edward Norton puts an X near "American History" on his homework to do list
lehooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:25 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herring: Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with an intelligent herring.
RaitzeR1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:04 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Maning
thelazyupstart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:08 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pianisting. The story of a Jamaican man and his unfortunate encounter with a wasp.
sunevh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:29 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool as Icing - Vanilla Ice's attempt to enter the world of cake decoration
GandolfShitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:09 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
End of Watching. The movies over.
LYODAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:35 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Nooning. one-two-double-Oing on top
LYODAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:48 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping. About young kids who's stoned but not quite retarded
SmellyJaguar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:34 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking "There are to many DAMN dinosaurs in the damn parking lot!" -Samuel L Jackson probably
GratefulApe99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:40 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sexy Beasting." Military discipline was never so much fun.
GratefulApe99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:54 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pride and Prejudicing." They shun Simba, but they've never even met him!
tata86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:36 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transforming.
Zachattack187447 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:31 on January 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. Emotions go on a date with each other
vangelistexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:12 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He Got Gaming - The story of Ray Allen's career going down the drain after the release of Fallout 4.
or John Q-ing - Denzel Washington decides to rather wait for a new heart for his son, who eventually dies as he is nowhere near the top of the recipient list.
robwolfpetersen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:29 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdrafting.
A feisty junior architect quits her job to become a firefighter, then returns to her desk when she realises that being a firefighter is extremely dangerous.
FloHaselmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:46 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghosting - No Message from Sam
GBJenkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:45 on January 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman in Golding - Helen Mirren visits Stoke Golding, the birthplace of the Tudors, and stops for tea and an English muffin.
singoutlouise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:37 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo-coping
Still the story of a robotically-resurrected man's journey of self-discovery, but with more therapy sessions.
OhCASSIUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:27 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling - an otherwise advantageous interaction between a group of teenage turtles and an unknown radioactive element takes a turn for the diarrhetic worse when they suffer an unfortunate episode of constipation.
OhCASSIUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:22 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars - Luke Skywalker and his father Darth Vader face off, literally.
Andy0132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:06 on January 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridge Offing Spies - a mystery/thriller about a bridge that can kill any spies walking over it...
SstereoSanctity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:38 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging
A movie about nothing
Thomasdbbrobins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:19 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking: Black Friday just got more deadly
booleanbalaji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:46 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain America and the Winter Soldering - A tale of a pretentious electronics engineer
ziggyziggyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:44 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spinal Tapping.
hollowroseman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:34 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ Super Staring: A bearded guy in a dress scares the hell out of everyone by fixating on cripples and sick people.
data3oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:01 on January 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking - Where a Jive band gets together to make a horrible horrible song...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:58 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caroling: A married woman meets a young cashier and their big secret appears, singing christmas songs
StiriVizuale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:00 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfathering - the story of how Mary got pregnant
Doge_Ziegler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:47 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
St. Elmo's Firing - Erasmus violates one too many HR policies.
notsubwayguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:02 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Booty Calling. A butt dial that leads to love.
velligoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:05 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ong Baking: The Thai Baker
When the homemade bread recipe sacred to a village is stolen, a young baker goes to the big city and finds himself taking on a nationalized baking conglomerate to retrieve it.
pcw27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:48 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangeloving
Set in the DC cinematic universe, we get a glimpse of the softer side of Dr. Hugo Strange as he puts his vendetta against Batman on hold in order to search for true love.
Red Dawning
An oblivious man slowly realizes that his town has been taken over by Communists.
National Lampoon's: Animal Housing
The wacky hijinks of a group of college dropouts who start a kennel business.
Black Hawk Downing
The prime minister of England takes up falconry.
The Gaming
A billionaire loses everything when he becomes addicted to "World of Warcraft"
Stargating
A documentary about a company that sells gates for celebrity mansions.
Durandalite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:53 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: an isolated astronaut passes the time by pranking the entire planet with one well-aimed gesture.
shanglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:52 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyz n the Hooding. Three young African-Americans from South Central LA overcome the odds and graduate with PhDs.
Durandalite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:13 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Metropolising: A Swedish police officer fighting crime in style.
Jdoyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:20 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing
You probably still shouldn't talk about it
SammyClumpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:39 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fight clubbing: a documentary on the slaughtering of baby seals.
Roooclooos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:48 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters Inc-ing
A bunch of hairy gruesome monsters getting tramp stamped.
Roooclooos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:47 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging: a group of Britons plan a citywide orgy to spunk up the town's water supply as a charming prank. Hugh Grant plays the main protagonist
beccasaurusrexatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:45 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Die Harding"
A film about revenge, murder, and ice skates
Roooclooos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:55 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching: Chevy Chase makes quiver after quiver of arrows, and the makes an unfunny joke.
leukotriene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:11 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Being John Malkov-iching. Floor 7ยฝ is..ah..lousy with them.
Roooclooos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:47 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fasting and the Furious: a bunch of hipsters start a cleanse diet, and go on a hunger filled rampage throughout Austin.
xjonsson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:58 on January 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaneing
A documentary about the difficulties of being a public corporal punisher.
LordOdysseus151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:47 on January 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill billing. She's filled out her final check..
mightygabriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:57 on January 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crimson Peaking. Basically just a very dark trip in an old abandoned house.
raviolifordinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:44 on January 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing: The story of a boy who is moving houses and has to store his toys in boxes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:27 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliensing. Glee meets Rick and Morty. "Show me what you got!"
Kashiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:16 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
America Pieing - story of a competitive eater training to be the best
Kashiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:55 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiplashing - the story of a BDSM fanatic or the harsh life of a slave as he tries to escape his harsh life
MortLightstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrixing: A new supernatural found footage horror film about the brain's ability to create a familiar image from a picture that would be otherwise unrecognizable. From the producers of Paranormal Activity.
parasharpankaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Midnight Meat Training
parasharpankaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter's Boning
MindlessMindless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:07 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full metal alchemisting?
dustin_fletcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:07 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barton Finking - same movie, really - Barton thinking at the typewriter.
BSANDY_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:29 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Parking. Dinosaurs trying to find parking spaces.
SgtNitro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:16 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing, A mans battle with Tinnitus....
puisens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:43 on February 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Manning. A POV documentary about Payton Manning's nighttime adventures.
black_brotha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:41 on February 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lool
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:50 on February 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Die Harding," the epic tale of a failed assassination attempt of the United States' 29th president
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:30 on February 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wicking. John wears a breathable shirt in his quest to stay cool while fighting enemies.
FoxOperator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:50 on February 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eneming - The story of a man played by Jake Gyllenhaal who discovers he has a twin and he is Chinese.
funkyovenmitts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:33 on February 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kaning - The story of a dissident reporter in Saudi Arabia.
YooBroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:44 on February 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling
Camlann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:38 on February 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Blue Streaking - Hill Street Blues meets The Full Monty
Cashbacking - They've got the cash, but who they gonna back?
Catfishing - The other side of the story
Hudson Hawking - Bruce Willis stars as one of the greatest minds of our time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:57 on February 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fargoing - A biopic about the lengths Yoda had to go to become the person he is now.
TheeAsiahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:51 on February 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My coworker just gave his two cents..
50 Shades of Greying: One man's struggle with finding the right shade of hair dye to overcome his mid-life crisis
hamderson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:41 on February 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating. A film about a faulty boiler's demise.
kittiesReverything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:02 on February 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking Ass: a gay porno
xXHansYoloXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:06 on May 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Predatoring- I got arrested and am considered a sex offender
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:01 on June 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking: a movie about the first governor of California with a very odd kink
GDEC18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining-ing
Slightly more ing.
aleksi666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacketing Story about a medieval armor maker, who wants to be a knight.
Ropeaddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering: the tale of Midas 's dalliance with a career in prostate checks.
SquatAngry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moulin Rougeing!
gangsta_baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding: an epic rebelling of the Tonya Harding story as she has to rescue a building of Olympic goal from that evil bitch Nancy Karrigan
Fabrikadikus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan wants revenge!
Jejwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bricking.
Stacking bricks.
Roland0180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious. It's about someone who doesn't eat and is enraged.
WIENS21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One last ride...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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phroggish_one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To rise to the top, however, they must face the fierce competition of Jay and Silent Bob.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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phroggish_one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:42 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's really a solo act... Silent Bob is more of a backup dancer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pineapple Expressing -- all about a man and his van spreading his bounty of delicious pineapple across the city of Kingston, Jamaica.
purpleefilthh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo two zeroing:
A team of pro computer nerds gets deployed in Iraq behind enemy lines in 1991. After getting spotted by a shepherd's kid they use their hacking skills to almost get away and not get tortured.
TRC1968 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Godfathering" is a warm, compassionate tale about a lonely immigrant from Italy who becomes a role model and lifelong mentor for an underprivileged boy growing up on the streets.
Lingispingis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning with Sam Rockwell
zaphne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It works. He shows his ass in pretty much every movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jungle Booking - Hotel Rwanda didn't go so well, so let's stay in the jungle.
IAmButtHurtAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The purging: A group of overly emotional teen girls flood the streets to purge on this one night out of the year.
ivebeenherelonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Office Spacing. Movie about a company wanting to redo their office so they can have an open concept. They still only have one stapler though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocking - a small-time boxer gets a supremely rare chance to play rock 'n' roll
JjangQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - thinking about it, this probably exists somewhere.
WIENS21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:17 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sponsored by brazaars
RICK_DORGON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo Coping: A loveable cyborg fights a deep depression after a traumatic loss.
leunammeojepse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming. Yeah.
Count_Joshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
whatevers_clever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Coping
Cop is fired for being too soft. Decides to become a Kindergarten teacher. Notices all of life's struggles that his students go through every day and becomes their best friend while helping them solve them. Little did he know, they'd become his best friends in his time of hardship.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Club[b]ing - The story of one old lady's resistance to fight the opening of a new night club next door.
AdamColligan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing -- a big-screen followup to Whale Wars in which people bravely lay down in the snow in front of fur seals.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingsman: The Secret Servicing (or Serviceing if you take the title literally)
A movie about happy endings at massage parlours and how they have been covering up the prostitution scandals for years. Oh and the word kingsman is somewhere in the movie.
TripleV10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The School of Rocking
An actual school dedicated to rock, the movie is based upon Jack Black (different character) struggling to come to terms with actually learning the intricacies of rock and roll instead of just playing music.
tehdang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hancocking. Will Smith demonstrating self-love at its finest.
LukeLangston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning - Sam Rockwell spends 90 minutes showing people his arse
supersibbers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing: a love story of two radical socialists living in late capitalism.
p0rtie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate Kidding, A wonderful movie about Daniel-san getting his ass kicked because it turns out his kung-fu is not the best and in fact he has not learned anything.
Landingmonkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Karate...
Just kidding!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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synpse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naa.. it's just Pi to the 1,000,000,000....something digit. an hour of a 486 dx computing Pi.
jonnytheman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:45 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swordfishing, a movie about... Well lets just rate it nc17 and call it a day shall we?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hering
The story of a Brazilian Textile Mill.
Scary Moving
A tale of a man in a friend's basement that can't find the light switch but really needs to pee.
falafel_eater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upping -- two retired gentlemen go on increasingly wacky and/or insane adventures in an attempt to one-up each other.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that it would be about orange juice makers.
AftyOfTheUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating
A warming comedy about a small group of newly-hired boiler repairmen from Northern England who must find a way to get past their cold feelings for one another.
leschmic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning. It's a documentary about Harry's fight against the discrimination of wizards.
mpethe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing.
Ferris skips school to go on a murdering spree.
MrkPrchzzIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering
SupportstheOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:11 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking, Liam Neeson has a lot of family members that can be kidnapped
christopherw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 Monkeysing, the Musical
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing, the bride needs to cut down on her direct debits.
ThatGuyOverThere9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside outing a man goes on vacation by going to another room
shadowdsfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the ringing. Dude makes the best ringtones available on the market.
mrseanjc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainspottinging.
Yup
E_Sex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - The story of a young struggling actress, who trying to make a living, ventures into the world of anal porn... Off the coast.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Manning: Peyton Manning gets bitten by the same spider that Peter Parker did. He, too, uses his newfound powers to fight crime, but because of his fame, he has an even harder time making sure the paparazzi don't find out about his secret alter ego.
mycakeisalie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping- A movie about a middle aged man of asian decent and his ventures in the world of business and his efforts to restore balance to the Chinese market.
itsamee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did nobody say Pacific rimming yet? An emotional story starting asa akira.
dishayu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - I... uh.. nevermind.
epicluca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
MrDaebak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ive already seen that movie
121mhz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowing- its now porn.
Trafficing - same movie.
Eszharen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers listing - A man struggles to set up an eBay auction
saltesc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:15 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dude, Where's My Caring?
Jesse was victim to a crippling hit and run and has no medical insurance.
SubwayxAbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning. Nicholas Flamel's life during the early days of Christianity
kickulus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:35 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidermanning.
That's right. After his day of playing professional football, Peyton, the best brother, becomes Spider-Man.
Negativproton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging A movie about an asian psychopath.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldfingering - adult film modeled after the James Bond movie.
mooglewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming - I don't really think an explanation is needed here.
Corund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life of Ping, about a Chinese sweatshop worker who daydreams about being adrift at sea with a zebra and a bengal tiger.
pmurph131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I, Roboting.
You, playing with robots.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballing - Baseball in space.
allthewords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trekking... ...across the universe. Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
The_War_Doctor1_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning. A hidden jem about one man's quest to show his ass to people.
decorama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting - In a world where the Queen is forced to knight her subjects during a power outage.
TheAffinityBridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogging.
A group of British swingers meet in a car park by a large body of water to engage with and observe strangers having sex.
johnnynutman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic-ing... Like Tebowing, with a few differences.
tidder112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating - Robert DeNiro repairs Air Conditioner units.
GT3191 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding: The Spy Who Glued
TypicalBloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man with the Golden Gum
jackson6644 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - reuniting the cast of Seinfeld looking for their car immediately after the events of Jurassic World.
KwyjiboTheGringo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. Chris Rock meets the queen of England. Hilarity ensues.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
Vintner42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:18 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incredible Hulking - documentary on steroids and baseball
tehsideburns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There Will Be Bleeding - Daniel Day Lewis narrates an educational video about girls' puberty.
The Godfathering - the tale of Mary's "immaculate" conception. Rated X.
Inside Outing. A young girl with agoraphobia goes on an "adventure" without ever leaving her home.
The Wolfing of Wall Street - all of New York City is being turned into werewolves, one neighborhood at a time. But the financial district has one last hope...
Fargoing - the inspirational sequel to Inside Outing
Spotlighting - a behind the scenes mockumentary about the life of a Broadway theater lighting crew
originalityiskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoning - Harry Potter must protect the philosopher from getting stoned
Jennebell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Pottering around the house doing odd jobs
bagofodour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The social networking - A bunch of reddit users meet in real life to network. It's all drama.
flaggfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Million Dollar Babying - Biography of Justin Beiber
spacewood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. A hapless journey of dinosaurs learning to parallel park
NandoFlynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming. An XXX parody.
sykhumor343 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and furious - Vin Diesel portrays an angry Ghandi fighting the British empire
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Pixar movie about dinosaurs who live in a big city and can't find a parking spot.
custobarelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jungle Booking - A thriller surrounding the day to day runnings of a tour company in the Congo.
DemiRabis0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually sounds like it would be interesting. Haha.
teefour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These will all be on a buzzfeed list within 48 hours, I guarantee it.
Churba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
So, what are you willing to do if it doesn't? If you're so sure, then surely you'd put something on the line.
Edit - halfway there, things are not looking good.
Second edit - You lose. I'm now 30 for 30 on this type of prediction, against things being on Buzzfeed across all accounts. Thanks for playing!
richwithoutmoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Bonding - a heartfelt story of James bonding with his closest family and friends before he dies.
R_E_V_A_N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
Boy with a stutter tries to figure out what is going on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. It's about a bunch of old fucks that can't park. (or drive for that matter)
KangarooPoison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hateful Eight-ing - say it out loud
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dredding - a perfect cop decides to retire from the force and pursue his dream: being a renowned barber in Peach Trees.
Mikash33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Networking - A man loses his mind due to the red tape involved in administrating his office network.
Avb-creator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanicing
A documentary about pushing over fat feminists.
hcsLabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin Hood: Men in Tightsing
Merry Men dressed in tights sing songs about ... Actually, it doesn't really change the movie.
Hey nonny ho.
TheSeaOfThySoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going to break the rules and do some anime, bite me.
Death Noting - Light Yagami starts recording televised deaths in a notebook, A.K.A - Exactly what he said he'd tell his family what the Death Note was were the Death Note ever found.
Gardening of Sinners - A young woman makes friends with a bi-polar gardener, and together they beautify the gardens of supernatural beings.
Steins;Gating - After Stein's theory is proven correct, an unlikely group of mad scientists set about creating a gate to prevent time travelers entering their timeline.
Coding Geass - A young Britannian schoolboy codes a program in IT class that will give him power over his classmates computers, a teen comedy about plastering people's wallpapers with dick-pics.
Hellsinging Ultimate - A powerful vampire launches an underworld-wide karaoke competition, bringing fierce demons together to battle through song.
Ghost in the Shelling - A poor ghost girl lives in WW2 London during the blitz, and is driven to the brink as the homes she's been haunting are all felled leaving her jobless.
No Gaming No Life - In a world where gaming doesn't exist, a sad loser and his little sister have to find another way to be social outcasts.
Angel Beatings - A dead boy awakes to find he's been reborn in heaven, but that heaven is not what he envisioned - bloody battles occur between angels in brutal gladiatorial combat.
hankypinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking.
sandwichrage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hapeninging
Still the same plot, because the title sounds just as stupid.
lazermaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:31 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming. I'm so sorry.
ApokalypseCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars. Trial by combat to receive top billing in Broadway production.
Montanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This about two people locked in an epic winner take all staring contest. the movie your thinking of is starring wars.
Cynicalraven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting
MIT janitor with a gift for mathematics needs help from a hairy psychologist to get his shit figured out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread has been referenced on @midnight. Congrats, racist puffs!
Spraitti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:22 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Storing. The stocking of playthings has never been this compelling.
togarashi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:58 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen Toy Stor.
jobbyjab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:11 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tremoring - a movie about Michael J Fox and Muhammad Ali trying to open a jar of jam.
politicalreefer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:19 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. About how dinosaurs drive better than most of the asian people living in/around my building
madkeepz ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:19:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: The stare game has escalated to a national level now, and it's turned into full frontal engagement
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:26 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The end of a movie title.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 09:41:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Only_One_Kenobi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:45:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel sorry for the Manning family
Daerdemandt ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel sorry for the Manning familying
Only_One_Kenobi ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 09:56:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that just sounds disgust
Daerdemandt ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 10:04:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that just disgust sounding.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 10:07:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is a first for me on reddit: WHAT THE FUCK! FUCKING WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:23:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MAX228DOESREDDIT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:35:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
hardboiledquestions ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:15:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. I dub thee the black Batman.
irokhrd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:45:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Ringing - Focuses on a single person in a call centre, aspiring for a promotion.
Pjs2692 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:17:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trainwrecking. Featuring Amy Schumer
Edit: About wrecking trains
ISIStence ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:26:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milking
panterspot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:27:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driveing
A an actual car chase-movie, cause that's what all the morons expected it to be so they might as well get it misspelled too.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:28:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mooning: In the distant year 2035, Sam Rockwell shows his butt.
DeathHaze420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:50:21 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The martianing.
Matt Damon gets stuck on Mars with ghosts. He has to science the shit out of an exorcism on his potato plants.
Averant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:12:03 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting. Queen Elizabeth was feeling particularly Gothic that day...
czechmixing ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:12:20 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supermanning. Its about defeating an evil empire that deflates footballs and openly expresses their sodomitic bromances on twitter and Facebook. The story takes place in February, but only when the young Manning has a defense to assist his belly cheat slaying skills
cronini2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:38:59 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speeding.
Noffy4Life ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:50:54 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWATing. The tale of a group of punk teens that enact revenge on a bully by calling in a bombing tip at their house.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:13:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasting and Furious: Being angry from lack of food.
Souvi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:13:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back door sluts nineing. Mostly about sluts who take it in the back.
HateCopyPastComments ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping - a story of the struggles to get by on $100k a year.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:12 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't waste your gold, people, this came up before and answers are hardly original.
Then again there's a limited number of movie titles, so options are quickly exhausted.
Let me try, though, since this looks fun: Ghosting - drama in which the protagonist finds himself a victim of ghosting.
HateCopyPastComments ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:24:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contacting - Hello? Are you there? It's your mother. Hi mom yes I'm here. Oh good. The End.
YJCH0I ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:25:48 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โฆinging - More meta than Inceptionโฆing?
CaninePajamas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:38:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gumping
In the epic documentary inspired by Forrest Gump, meet a real man who tries to stumble upon luck and love by acting stupid.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:38:24 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunger Gaming - the story of a kid who doesn't wanna stop gaming and goes hungry.
beattymymeaty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:39:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scott Pilgriming.
S-H-I-T ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:39:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star trekking - A movie about trekking on stars.
kkspike ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:40:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walling-E Now the CIA is involved and they want answers!
MI5L ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:45:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
White House Downing, a movie about president Obama drunk af downing gallons of alcoholic beverages
User1239876 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:46:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force awaken sing: the musical
Acrylic_Splash ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:47:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars II: Attack of the Cloning. Has science gone too far?
KerfuffleBird ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:49:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happening-ing. Mark Whalberg returns for another movie about the Happening, only this time, he's watching the happening and looking at his shitty acting.
AscendedAncient ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:50:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining.. cause... wait... FUCK.
jpstroop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:59:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming: a larger than life Asian, ass to mouth porno.
Joyramon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:04:01 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengering
B-soupy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:04:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanning. It's about Peyton manning having to defeat a villian... possibly a relative.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:17:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: things get a lot more boring
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:18:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forcing Awakening- A bunch of people trying to walk other people up. More like a TV show on Reality TV.
Throw-AwayDixieLand ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming
ohstilgar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:19:29 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jaming
Bloofis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:20:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumpering - one man's mission to make the world a warmer place for everyone.
Mikash33 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:22:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue Streaking - The Blue Man Group decides to show everyone their naughty bits
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:35:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
X-mening A documentary on Bruce/Caitlin Jenner, and the Doctor's who Snikt the dick
purpledategrape ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:35:50 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpooling, A socially awkward cosplay club goes on a cross country trip to Comicon while all decidedly dressed as Deadpool for the entire time! They than try to out compete each other in character leading to a cringe-worthy comedy that you can't help but to feel sorry for.
9erInLKN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:40:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captaining america - cap takes a road trip across the us
kyoorius ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:41:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The right stuffing: a thanksgiving family classic
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:48:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antmaning
BromeotheBard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:48:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Riming - basically porn
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:48:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming,
mvekob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:49:57 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's Listing: a movie about a man trying to sell his house
stupidcom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:23:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging
What happened? I don't know...
Funslinger1234 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lazer teaming. take a guess.
TeenyBoots ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hunt for Red Octobering
Its a porno
MrOverkill5150 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:29:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Happeninging: Still the same shitty movie just now in 3-D.
Sunshinexpress ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:31:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars: The Force Awakensing.
The rumors were true, Jar Jar is a Sith Lord.
Chiefhammerprime ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:33:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edging of Tomorrow
NSFW
Greenmagic847 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen kaneing
A movie regarding the grammar rule I before E and how important it is.
v4mpires ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:38:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jaming. Interstellar Rastafarian Jam session.
ThugLifeNewShit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:38:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb and Dumberering: now even dumber
WelshPickle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:38:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The happeninging.
Wikkiwikki420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:38:49 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrix-ing or The Matrixing.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:49:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking; doing a K-turn has never been so dangerous.
FutureOmelet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:50:07 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Wars: Obi Wan Kenobi teaches a young Luke Eyewalker how to go many minutes without blinking, then Obi Wan and Darth Vader face off in an epic stare-down.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:03:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing - a disgruntled ex assassin is on a mission to exact revenge upon her cable company for overcharging her for the third time in a row.
"Looked like I was just going to accept that extra charge, didn't I? Well, I wasn't, but it wasn't for lack of trying I can tell you that. Actually, billing's last error put me in a dead zone, a dead zone I was to suffer in for four days. When my service was reinstated, I went on what the movie advertisements referred to as a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point. But I have only one more. The last one, the one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill billing."
Hexagono ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:25:46 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Documentary about old people working on parking lots
Paranoid__Android ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:41:23 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American History X-ing.
Gripping tale of the civil war era
Mobilematt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And their fight to cross busy streets with well marked signs.
whatyougonsay ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:43:40 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidermaning. It's now a 3 hour porn.
disgonberuufless ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:45:26 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
order 66 on this pissening thread
MenstruatingMuffin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:47:44 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stoning: A young lad named Harry Potter must come to grips with the fact that his College Philosophy teacher may have done something that requires him to be publicly shamed and potentially stoned to death.
BreathingSmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:10 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking that Harry got stoned with his school mates and started having real deep philosophical conversations about the wizard world and muggles.
xole ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Outing. A documentary about outing homophobic politicians.
growcho2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holiday Inning. A documentary on the 7th inning stretch.
Back2BaseX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:59:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill Billing
Teething
Pineapple Expressing
A Knight's Tailing
Zombielanding
SelfReferenceParadox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:32:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
Kinda like a shindig, but more elaborate
JayArAdkins ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:34:37 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growning Ups 2
A group of idiotic men try to overcome the challenge of when to use the right homonym.
kingchuckgoose ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:37:00 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool Runningsing
AndrueLane ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:45:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Hustling. A documentary about the ever quickening pace of the american lifestyle.
AndrueLane ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:48:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knighting... the queen loves his work, but all of the power is out.
mkashew ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:50:27 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking. Someone think of something.
7screws ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:54:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking...A movie about a dinosaur trying to parallel park, but his arms are too short to turn the steering wheel all the way
Chadmckay1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking
screen317 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shawshanking redemption. Hmm I guess not much changes
Andronitis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:20:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jonesing, the story of a recovering meth addict
LinkIsTheLegend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:39:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shininging
ousheman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:09 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neighbours 2ing - neighbourhood potluck goes bad
RamZbolton ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:10:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oooo jurassic parking! (dammit) too late
przprz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force anwakening.
Just a movie about some guy sleeping comfortably then his jackass friend comes.and wakes him up with a snare drum.
whatthefuckulookinat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging
Am I doing this right?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fletching
sublimenirvana0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:30:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - Desperately trying to find a parking spot while dinosaurs try and eat you.
I_am_pale ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:32:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - A tale of someone who suffers from Tinnitus
LadyBur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:43:43 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pacific Rimming.
LukeCaged ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:52:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Ringing - Sauron owns a BPO, which keeps calling people to sell credit cards.
MilkmanBurlur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heating: An informative documentary about our advancement of AC
D89raj ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Parking - cctv footages of giant trucks hogging all the space in parking lots
buddhasupe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:52 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toying story
horsenbuggy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:58 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reign of Firing - oh wait, they already called that one "Up in the Air"
Bunderslaw ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:49:08 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Imitation Gameing.
mattyarse ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:32 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Fasting and Furious' - The tale of a man whos furious due to lack of food.
NovaStruq ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:30:38 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shreking.... It hurts but I do it for Shrek.
shaun056 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:34:06 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you all.
mezvg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:43:10 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God-fathering: The story of Mary and God getting it on behind Joseph's back
Internettaskforce ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:59:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beverly Hills Coping. It is the story about Axel Foley, a Detroit Kinko's manager forced to relocate to a Beverly Hills Kinko's branch.
cbcfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:59 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also Berverly Hills Copping. A brother from the hood's inappropriate behaviour with random Beverly Hills housewives. It's about sexual assault but it's the 80s so it's funny.
TheKiddRetro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:16:43 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time the Simpson's Sat on a couch together.
Fordiman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:14:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bat Manning: The story of Peyton Manning's transition to baseball.
Mad Maxing: In a post-apocalyptic world, all you can do is chill.
Inside Outing: An Adventure in Navel-gazing
Ex Machining: Documentary / machine porn about how things are cut from steel.
Ant Maning: In the Hill, everyone walks on all sixes - but one ant mans up.
Paning: The gold rush
Crimson Peaking: Red is so in this year.
Dopeing: Inside the exciting world of semiconductor fabrication
Black Massing 1950's horror story about Civil Rights marches.
After Earthing Testimonials from people after walking around bare-foot.
Skyfalling Gritty remake of Chicken Little
Source Coding Documentary about Valve's developers
War Horsing "Reefer Madness" style propaganda film intended to discourage horsing around
Moneyballing Scrooge MacDuck turns his vault into a basketball court
Sucker Punching 2 hours of Emily Browning surprising people on the street with a sock to the jaw
Pauling A documentary on the achievements of Linus Pauling
And I'm spent.
FrankBuckDK ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:32:21 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could add "The Tall Manning" - The story of Peyton's transition to basketball
johnhollison ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:11:27 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running Man(n)ing - Peyton Manning and running mate Eli hit the campaign trail for the 2016 POTUS election cycle.
NewGuyCH ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 09:42:55 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Clubbing - use your imagination
Tsaiw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:39:13 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. You do it
Shady_maniac ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:33 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wall Eing... The story of an ancient Chinese wall which would eventually be known as the great wall of China
icemanjl333 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:41 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ringing - just when the family is enjoying theur dinner, telemarketers begin their spine-tingling assault...
notafishtoday ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:47 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight clubbing
Typical Saturday night cunts.
lucasjkr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:56 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shininging.
I don't even know.
shazij1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:30 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"mask" movie became with ing "masking'' hahahahahah
a4nasir ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:38:02 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant Maning , Inside outing, joying
JackFlynt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:50:14 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inside Outing" still describes the plot of the movie pretty well.
torro947 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:42 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just added -ing to several movie titles. I think you missed the point of this game...
ImThorAndItHurts ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:56:51 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Furious 7-ing.
A gang in California roams the streets tagging cars with the number 7.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 09:45:28 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inceptioning: Almost the exact same movie, except that they now use the technology to make grammar nazis commit suicide
Jerl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:05 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot your period.
Only_One_Kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:36 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On porpoise
Jerl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:04 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea creatures need periods too.