serosis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:08:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one wins.
Vexs ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 22:23:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Titled "Things that happened a while ago that someone caught on camera." Lots of old photos that many people have never seen, never knew existed and a very small but great insight in to how thing were back in those days.
TMeganV ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:07:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pissing myself laughing because the Dutch woman with her German soldier husband looks EXACTLY like my boyfriend's best friend. We're all Dutch as well. It seriously looks like he timetraveled and put on a wig.
I sent it to some friends as well and everyone agrees, it's so weird.
I was going to try spotify to compare, since I generally use pandora, but they asked me to download their program. So, I guess for me it's that I can stream from my browser with pandora.
VeriFunni ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:05:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can you do a radio station with Spotify? I like the freedom of being able to choose what song to listen to but do they have an option to play new music I haven't heard before?
MrMagius ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:26:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yep. they even have recommendation stations based off things you've listened to previously.
You can do a radio station quite easily. I believe they even use the Last.FM radio station builder. Either way, I've never been disappointed by a radio station.
You can even use "OK Google" to auto start a radio station. Just say something like "OK Google, play me 'Mr. Brightside' by The Killers" and it will start a radio station for based upon that song. I love Google Play Music. I've been using it for 3 years.
on the HOLA unblocker tor thing, I have tor and I'm guessing I'm running an exit node by default. Is there any way to turn that off? I read some stories and got pretty freaked out.
Oh sweet! Thanks to this list I remembered about Anki. I had it on my last computer and it was really helpful for learning Japanese. I'm going to download it again!
I read this when it was first posted and just thought the other night that I wish I had saved that. I was trying to watch a tv show online. You're the mvp, OP.
dexstrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Grooveshark, it shut down on my birthday April 30th, I was gonna use it for a party :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
BobbyIke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, I miss Grooveshark.
drl0607 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
after a recent influx of new users following an explosion of popularity in Australia โ a phenomenon Savoia has no explanation for โ the Facebook group adopted Boruff's orthodox method on Oct. 6.
Is there a larger wallpaper-y version of that somewhere?
Here! Same boat, different picture but better aspect ratio and resolution: http://imgur.com/HYJhTwm
beena10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea, sorry!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:12:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I've always felt like I wanted to learn to sail, but I live in the middle of Alberta and I would have to move to the ocean to be a sailor and I feel like I would fuck it up and drown, but it still seems like the most amazing life you could live, just out there on the waves, seeing nothing but the horizon, the sun, the wind, the salt spray from the sea, the birds circling behind you, the entire universe at your veritable doorstep, where nowhere you sleep is home, but everywhere is, and it's the sort of place where you learn your worth as a person, learning how to live without too much environmental impact and how to merely survive day to day, but to be truly happy and at peace and to be your own person and not owned by some corporate entity, just another number, just another nameless cog in the souless automaton that is our society. Yep, I would love to learn to sail.
You can take lessons. I went last summer in Victoria BC, 5 days on the boat, 2-3 hours of theory every morning and then you're off sailing for the rest of the day. It was awesome.
_El_Cid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:49 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
couldn't have said it better. Like literally, cuz English is my second language
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:44 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is your first language Spanish, El Cid?
_El_Cid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:44 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
no, it's my third - yo estudio espaniol desde hace un ano con duolingo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:37 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. So what's the first, if I may ask?
_El_Cid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:01 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Romanian
f-hole ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:46:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A sail a lot, but on 30-40ft boat, smaller than this one, and I've gotten about 1/3 of the deck completely in the water while going about 16 knots (~18mph). It's kind of scary, and everyone has to hang over the railing in the other side of the boat, but oh man it's fucking awesome. The keil makes it possible, because it goes down in the water much further than the hull and keeps the boat planted.
Urfgurgle ยท 1674 points ยท Posted at 19:08:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
A comment from the Ann Coulter ama:
"Miss Coulter,
If you watch a pregnancy backwards, its about a monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients, and then a penis sucks up the remains. I don't really have a question."
Edit: as a disclaimer, this is not from the actual AMA. Rather, it is from a parody by /r/circlejerk. Ann Coulter most likely did not read it. Nonetheless, I consider the comment an act of brilliance.
cyan_moon ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:36:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God I hope she read that.
Cincybus ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:03:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In the three years you've had a Reddit account, I've been able to get a dog to sometimes not jump up on the couch. So I mean, everyone has their own tricks/skills.
gdogg121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really understand this logic because you're statistically way safer camping out in nature than being in an urban area filled with crazy humans.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
On a few occasions, my cat has been asleep on my bed, only to stand up and stare at the door with her back arched. But only at night when I'm home alone, of course.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:31:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's because you can be there and animals dont know. It's usually a requirement for larger game. Same thing is true for fish.
If you did this, you'd realize there is nothing that inherently superior to an animals senses, and at least they make mistakes as often as humans. In fact you would be more secure around animals in general, and so would be less frightened if anything in the first place.
Besides, dogs cower in terror at fireworks and thunder. They're a bit touchy.
Have you ever been around a dog? It's all mistakes! They bark at inanimate objects, eat things that aren't remotely food, hump legs, run in front of cars, attack creatures (like porcupines and skunks) that have horrifying natural defenses.
Put one in a movie, of course, and it's a genius. "Uh, Bob, this guy is a psycho-slasher, that guy is a killer robot from the future, and the woman over there only loves you for your money. If you need me, I'll be upstairs playing chess with the cat."
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:18:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Always hike with at least two other people and have a can of bear spray on you and you'll be golden.
I have to say, you could be in a shopping mall in Dubai and your chance of running into a bear is greater than 0.00000001%.
Bears and mountain lions very, very rare harm the humans they encounter.
Wynner3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:20:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My ex-girlfriend lives in the house both of her Grandparents died in. She has two cats and sometimes they will be fighting each other or doing whatever they do to as usual. A few times I saw them fighting and just stop, look right the stairs, and freeze. I have no idea if they saw a dead Italian person yelling at them or what, but it would freak me out.
I saw a post once about a guy who was subtly modifying facebook pictures of someone on his friend's list, and posting them to a clone account or posting them and tagging him. I can't find it, but it was great.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been bamboozled.
amodia_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. I'm all red in the face trying to hold back laughter since I'm at work and shit has to be totally quiet. Took a sip of water to get myself under control and thought of the punchline, nearly spit it out at my coworker.
sysop073 ยท 1345 points ยท Posted at 22:42:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Who the hell pays $110 for three-day shipping for something 14.8 miles away?
Edit: Yes, I see the explanation in the original thread, now that the link was edited in three hours after I posted this
[deleted] ยท 881 points ยท Posted at 23:27:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to weigh in here. I once got sent from John Wayne Airport to San Jose in a first class ticket because my boss forgot his laptop with the business program and they needed it by 4 pm. A laptop apparently can't sit by itself in the plane so that little trip cost the company almost $1000 for a 4 hour trip.
I once had to hand deliver a box to Fiji from Australia that the sales dickhead forgot to send and it was needed the next day. Was cheaper for me to take it as carry on luggage than to air freight it over.
Except the company I worked for had a name that when abbreviated was the name of an explosive, and the sales dickhead wrote that on the box. Made for a slow trip through customs. Then he was supposed to meet me at the airport at 10pm to pick me up on the return flight but decided to go to bed instead without telling me. You're a piece of shit Steve.
Edit: I see we are going to play the guessing game now..
Edit2: Ok, stop guessing. I've got work to get done before we close for Christmas. Fucking Reddit ruining my productivity.
Silent-G ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if they bought a first class ticket for the laptop but made him sit in coach.
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 00:28:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was no other seats available on any airline. We would've driven there but company cars were out and about and I wasn't going to drive there by myself.
ronnknee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:23:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty awesome experience!
mcskeezy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:34:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If they needed it by 4pm, you'd have had to drive all night, pick it up first thing in the morning, and been back as far as Santa Clarita by 1:00pm or the chances of getting it there by 4pm would have been a coin flip.
It takes 1 hour to get to San Jose form John Wayne, I have done that flight many times, so you must have taken a shitty flight too. Fortunately those two airports are pretty awesome compared to SFO and LAX so I don't feel terribly bad for you. I've paid over $700 for that flight on a last minute trip so I know what it's like.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was mostly hours of running around trying to get different airlines and tickets. Flights kept getting cancelled.
Dworgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My dad manages a factory in South-East Asia. One day, a part broke and needed to be delivered from their HQ in Scandinavia to the factory. Normal enough, except that the factory wasn't operational without the part.
Result: a taxi drove overnight with the part from HQ to the capital, where my sister (who had been informed she was leaving the country 6 hours earlier) picked it up and boarded a 14 hour flight, where a car picked up her and the part and took them to factory.
Total time: 24 hours or so. Total cost: upwards of 5000โฌ
Why would they not hire a local IT firm to pick it up, email the files, and ship it? That would've cost like $100.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:17:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody who works at SFO who needed something quick and got to use the company credit card probably. There are same day delivery services in SF that probably would have done it cheaper though.
SF is the home of every single pickup and delivery startup there is. You could probably get it for like $5 considering all the competition.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:59:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a little more because they can't just send some 18 year old bike messenger from downtown to SFO and would need someone to drive it but yeah I agree definitely less that $110.
He said in the comments:
"I didn't need it delivered to the airport! I needed it flown to its destination, thousands of miles away. It took them more than a week to just get it to the airport."
wrxie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guy responds in the thread to this same question. The airport wasn't the final destination. That was just a part of the route.
As I wrote literally dozens of times in the original thread:
I didn't need it delivered to the airport! I needed it flown to its destination, thousands of miles away. It took them more than a week to just get it to the airport.
sh2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He answers that in the thread. He said it was to be flown out delivered somewhere else but just getting to the airport was ridiculous.
VROF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone who doesn't want to deal with Bay Area traffic
RobAlter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
UPS is worst. I wanted to send a package from the US to Brazil. UPS wanted US$450 to send it. The USPS did it for US$70, way cheaper.
That ending was more heartwarming than a fucking Disney movie.
jovietjoe ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:25:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, it is fucking depressing. He is living a lie, destroying what his dad spent his life to build, and yet he is too blinded by his love for his son that he can't see it. Imagine if you pretended to graduate from Yale or some shit, and someone that you look up to and care about says they are so proud of you and that they love you (which is pretty rare for dad's to say in my experience)
Updates Flash which usually fucks everything over if you are running an old version, since every kind of malware is up in there throwing a party.
The funniest part is that when Flash is out of date it mostly fucks up pretty much every site/streaming/music/video/etc so their complaints are all probably related to them fucking around at work and not actually trying to get work done.
xPofsx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:46:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing. Thats the whole point. Guy literally did nothing but make more problems
IanPPK ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have friends with family like this, minus the privilege bullshit. I couldn't imagine living that kind of twisted lifestyle and feeling an ounce good about myself.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I work in IT and I was reading this while at work laughing my ass off so hard that I was crying, then something stupid IT related happened, and I for a minute thought I was lost in the reality of this guy, thinking, "This can't be happening. Something this stupid can't happen." It was a surreal moment for me.
I was ready to click on it and was thinking it probably isn't the best of 4chan, the best of 4chan is anon does IT. Glad to see I'm not the only one who loves it
Well now your post is one of my favorite saved. I lost it dude. He said .."i lost a client due to your stupidity." well...i lost to team rocket ten mins ago. "What you talkin bout?" click.
I imagine this as one of the tech guys at my school. There is a tech closet/office in the main hall that on a rare occasion and i mean RARE occasion someome walks in or out of. Its like the bat cave for IT dudes.
i like merkel's reaction almost as much. withering "why are you fucking up your life young lady?" (i'm not saying the protester is doing that, i am saying merkel's look is full of disdain)
completely honest moment, revealing true personalities under all the layers of politics
Oh, wow, I'd forgotten we could save things. I just went and looked at mine and all I found was a recipe for guacamole I saved a year and a half ago. I guess that wins favorite by default.
Okay, I made amazing guac the other day.
3 avacados
around a half cup of cilantro
a third of an onion
1 jalapeรฑo
Lime juice from a 1 lime
pica di gallo
lots of pepper and some salt
Lime juice from lemons spontaneously becomes lemon juice when exposed to oxygen. You'd need to extract it in an oxygen free environment to maintain the lime state.
Tommy_C ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lime juice from a 1 lime
Making Guacamole with Borat
Jerlko ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:16:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you've already got an onion and peppers and cilanto why not just add tomatoes and make your own pico de gallo?
"Ok add onions, add peppers, add cilantro, add onions peppers and cilantro and tomatoes."
Holy balls I remember wanting to make this! Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pro tip:
The best way to remove the pit of an avocado is to cut it lengthwise/vertically and chop the pit with the knife so it is lodged in. Then make a twisting moting and it will pop out perfectly. You can then just scoop the meat(flesh?) out with a large spoon. And don't skip the cilantro, it makes a big difference.
Another related tip:
Cilantro can be a bitch to grow as it goes to seed in a short time period. You have to harvest it once it is pretty young or it will become unusable.
Lime juice from an orange is definitely superior to lime juice from a lime, but its chemically unstable in it's pure state and prone to violent oxidation unless mixed with pure elemental fluorine at a quantity equal to it's molar mass.
Well, for juicing purposes, 1 limes are preferable to all other numbered limes. 2 limes are good for zesting, 6 limes are specifically bred for putting on margarita glasses, and 9 nine limes, with their yellow color and much more sour taste, were created as a lemon substitute.
It's not a bad recipe, it really could use some more lime though.
And if you do the pico home made, it follows pretty much the same recipe (diced tomatoes, onions, cilantro, jalapeรฑo, salt/pepper to taste). So really you can take the guac recipe and up it by those.
I'm just hoping you don't actually make this recipe because you'll have wasted time and money and ruined perfectly good avocados and insulted the elder gods of Tenochtitlan.
Try like 5 large Haas, a whole red onion, a few cloves of garlic minced, and a Serrano instead of jalapeรฑo. Add some chili powder with the salt and pepper.
And skip the pico, just use Roma tomatoes. The pico is quite redundant with the other ingredients.
I know a few people who hate avocados for their texture but quite like guacamole because it just has the texture of any other sauce almost. Does that apply to you?
This is awesome. Does that A1 recipe really taste like A1?
Fgame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can't say I've tried most of them tbh. I found it looking for a recipe for Red Lobster's biscuits. I've done the Almond Joy bars, the TGIF Jack Daniels sauce (which I haven't tried at TGIF, but I can say its good) and the pumpkin cheesecake. All have come out really good.
Click on your name in the upper right where you go to look at what you've posted. It'll be one of the tabs at the top along with "Overview", "Comments", and "Submitted."
oh wow I'm actually sorry, the iphone app didn't show any replies to your message! I logged in to my PC and see a buttload. I probably won't even be the last
sanguich ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:40:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have recently discovered that shitty robots crack me up more than anything else on the internet. After clicking through the first three, I knew the fourth had to be the ketchup robot. The first time I saw that (video version with the 20th century fox theme as the soundtrack), it was the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on the internet. I couldn't speak, could barely breathe, for like a solid half-hour as I watched it over and over.
Robots failing are the funniest thing on earth according to me because you see somebody's life work fall apart within seconds, after they put months or maybe years trying to make it work.
They guy who made the ketchup robot is a prof at my old University. He also made a machine that feeds you Oreos, first by shooting the top cookie at you, then melting the icing and spraying that and then shooting the last cookie at you (all in the general direction of your mouth). He's kinda crazy, but teaches some fun classes.
You know, the garbage truck isn't that bad. After looking at it some 20 times, it looks like the truck is too full so the lid didn't open properly. With trash still in the can, the arm then did what it was supposed to do and swung the can into an upright position.
I think some waste management companies realized this and had the arms load trash into a main container in front so the driver can see if all the trash has been dumped or not. Either that or they just retrofitted old trucks with arms to save money.
It's always so weird when something from my city/state gets famous on the internet. The dog getting hit in the face with a frisbee is from here too (WA). Source: its owner is in a sorority with my cousin.
That kid looks he could be the protagonist in some shonen series where nothing fazes him...as the school explodes in cheers around him, he's too busy looking out the window wondering when he can leave and go bird watch or something.
There's one of some guys, where one is grabbing the guy in front of him's shoulder - I have laughed until I cried because of his face.
*edit - People keep asking what's going on in the picture. When it was originally posted, someone said that at this point a truck honks and looks as if it's going to hit you (or something similar). I think the room only lights up for a fraction of a second, just to take the picture.
I mean, that's not literally me in the picture, but I'm the guy that's just smiling throughout the haunted house. It actually pisses some of the actors off when you don't react
Me too.
I love all things Halloween but I'm over exposed or something.
In haunted houses I over analyze and end up thinking "guy behind that corner", "that's gonna move", that one isn't a mannequin. I've ruined them for myself and it hate it but can't seem to turn it off.
I also suspect my fear response might be a little broken.
It actually pisses some of the actors off when you don't react
Last time a guy really and truly caught me off guard in a Haunted House, it was this dude in a wolf mask where I didn't expect. He jumped literally inches in front of my face out of nowhere.
I was absolutely 100% surprised and what did I do?
I ... I started laughing.
The guy was like, "what the fuck?".
I think the reason some actors get pissed is they assume if you aren't reacting in the normal way, you aren't enjoying yourself and why the hell are you going to a haunted house if you don't like haunted houses.
But I still love going to them, I don't respond to the jump scares much but I enjoy going through and analyzing everything and figuring out not just what's about to happen but why they chose to do it that way.
I'm the same with horror movies, I watch them from a more critical standpoint than most, but I still enjoy them because I like the psychology of fear.
Haunted houses and horror movies are more like art for me, but it's my favorite kind of art and I'm kind of obsessed with it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look at his right hand. It looks like he's digging a knife in the person in front of him.
Uggh, this is me in haunted houses now.
I love all things Halloween but I'm over exposed or something.
In haunted houses I over analyze and end up thinking "guy behind that corner", "that's gonna move", that one isn't a mannequin. I've ruined them for myself and it hate it but can't seem to turn it off.
I also suspect my fear response might be a little broken.
Last time a guy really and truly caught me off guard in a Haunted House, it was this dude in a wolf mask where I didn't expect. He jumped literally inches in front of my face out of nowhere.
I was absolutely 100% surprised and what did I do?
I ... I started laughing.
The guy was like, "what the fuck?".
Slavjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I always look when I go through haunted houses, I'm sure. I don't typically find them scary, but I have a lot of fun going through them.
I'm sure that I have a big, goofy-ass grin the entire time while everyone else is screaming and grabbing for the walls.
Nah these things are just not scary. I did one and it was kind of funny watching my gf freak out, but other than that it's boring. For the same reason I have a hard time finding horror movies I actually enjoy.
geak78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I'm a serial killer. I usually walk smiling through these with friends. The only difference is, without fail I end up with girls behind me grabbing my coat and refusing to let go. Usually forcing me to drag them through and catch up with my friends at the end. It's become a running joke.
There are three possible times that I can think of. The first two are just a random bunch of flashing lights accompanied by screams and a creepy girl singing a lullaby.
The third is a fucking truck coming at you full speed with horn blaring.
The pic is misleading with how well lit it is. 99% of the haunted house is pitch black and there's just small red lights that you use to guide yourself through it.
cleeder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The third is a fucking truck coming at you full speed with horn blaring
Like this person said I think it's the part with the truck. I also went there when I was on a trip with my school in grade 7 I think. I remember our picture was taking at this exact moment. The truck comes full speed towards you and kinda crash on a gate. It's a really great haunted house!
My wife and her brother did it and it scared the crap out of them. Her brother is a tough Marine and he came out of that thing sweating and freaked out.
Ah shit, my family and I were contemplating nightmares but we went to the frankenstein one because of it's amazing exterior. Absolute shittiest house i'd ever been in. They advertised live actors but the only other person we saw was this dude in an orange shirt looking for the rest of his family.
-3/10 there was a loud blast of air right at the end that tightened the shit out of my shoulders and hurt for the next 3 hours.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:05 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dad ripped a bong before going
ed_boy94 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:06:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On mobile and deleted the space instead of typing an M I assume? I do it all the time.
[deleted] ยท 1190 points ยท Posted at 19:20:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The person in front gets scared and backs away. However, they usually do that by starting with their hips and following with their head and such, likely to avoid hitting their head on an unseen object. Doing so results in them essentially bending over and backing up into the person behind them, who is also likely doing the same thing, and so on. Everyone is bending over and backing away in fear, but since they aren't moving you can't tell that their bodies are moving backwards.
Source: Haunted House Actor. Also do I really need to source this?
aviator94 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 20:55:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In this case no, everything you said makes sense, but it's always interesting if you're relevant to the field and people can ask more questions like what's the meaning of life or have you ever made someone shit themselves?
[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 21:00:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never made someone shit themselves, but I make a damn good statue. Always funny when huge guys look surprised to see me, then look to their group and say, "oh, its just a statue."
Then right as they walk by I turn my head and move my arm. Everyone screams, I moved like two inches, and people bolt out the door. Maximum fear, minimum effort.
clycoman ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your story reminds me of the bits Ellen does for Halloween - sending someone from her staff to a haunted house.
I worked at a haunted forest for a few years, and am proud to say my scene made a man shit himself! Each group of workers was given their own building (of sorts) throughout the woods. Me and my friends, mostly highschool girls, had some pretty twisted minds and were given full control.
The first area was a scripted scene. I'll admit, it wasn't the most scary but it sure left most people fucking disturbed. We still had one or two people pee from that. At the end of the scene, the groups of around 20 were ushered into a pitch black maze by a couple of chainsaws and a crazy lady wielding a bayonet.
The maze did a good job at splitting people up for maximum scare at the end. We kept the entire thing pitch black (tarp at entrance and exit) and it included a couple dead ends, half buried mattresses, and aloe gel on the walls.
After exiting we had a walk through scene of sorts. That's where the guy shit himself. You go through a couple of tarps to one last hall of the maze.
Bright lights, a mattress on the ground to slow people down and a display. Behind plexiglass making up the last turn of the maze is a large white table in a white room only large enough for the table. There's a girl in loose white robes, noose pulled tight, hanging limp on her knees on the table, long hair covering her face. Everything is covered in blood. (*many of the things we did were unsafe, I'm not sure why we were not given an adult supervisor) You can hear faint chimes playing in the background.
Most people assumed the girl was a dummy - she's hanging rather realistically. It's also set up as a display; the last hall has no roof and you can hear your guide naming the end of the scene right ahead. The chimes stop, loud screaming metal starts blaring. The girl whips her head up and quick as lightning she's at the glass, spitting blood at you while screaming and cackling. Everyone runs like hell away from that.
The guy was with 2 others and shouted on the spot "I just shit myself!" Someone from our scene had to escort him out while his friends finished the trail.
Tannstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:20 on December 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not often you get to make someone shit themselves. Good job hahaha :D
bajaja ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:06:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok I never been to a haunted house. what do these people see there?
google images don't reveal much. some murder scene + unexpected sounds and lights or does someone attack them or what?
I've been there. This is Nightmares in Niagara Falls, Ontario. The entire haunted house is pitch black (that's why most people in the pictures are all holding each other), and at a certain point a car "drives" straight at you while honking with its headlights on. It's a jump scare, and even if you know it's coming it still scares the crap out of you and makes for a hilarious picture.
That's my type of haunted house! I went to Halloween horror nights at universal in Orlando a couple months ago and you could literally see the entire room and the room ahead and everything that's happening, I didn't get "scared" once๐
bajaja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
until this point I thought these people were stupid for not getting accustomed to the horrific views after the first one. but the car running at me? I would just use an emergency exit, I am not ready for this level of shock... yes scary but it doesn't sound funny to the already stressed me
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:18:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No one except those who work there or have been through that house could tell you.
In general there are three kinds of scares. There are the ones where an actors pops out, charges, or otherwise moves I'm a scary manner towards guests. Another is where actors do not try and surprise the guests, but instead make them extremely uncomfortable by way of actual acting (this is your classic mad scientist in his lab scene). And there are those in which animatronics move and frighten the guests. There are many other kinds, but they are (generally) all subsets of these.
This scene is probably one or three, since these guests look actually shocked, not uncomfortable. I couldn't tell you whether it was an actor or not, but I will hazard a guess and say that it is an animatronic. It makes sense (to me) to have a camera attached to an animatronic and to activate when the animatronic is switches.
bajaja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is worse than your uni professor for needing sources.
12tb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:19:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also, more than likely the haunted house is very dark until just before the photo is taken, so people hang on to the person in front of them to stay close together.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yea, this.
It's a strange tactic people have, because when they get scared everyone starts moving and falling over each other.
mealzer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:29:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the response to try to make yourself small, therefore less of a target, and to protect your soft squishy bits as well.
Stok3dJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Usually yes, this is Nightmares in Niagara falls. Which is a pitch black except for one red LED light that you follow around. So you need to walk touching the other members of your group.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually yes... You see a lot of guys get behind the girls in their group, mostly because its dark and the girl is scared and she wants to be close to someone else. People take advantage of that
Or you get some drunk girl try and give you a lap dance. She ruined my whole routine, and it was just... Gross.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In neuroscience research this is referred to, technically, as "crayfish."
What are they looking at that could possibly be so scary?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:50:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What you have to remember is that you are looking at a still image. In real life their reaction lasts a second, or a few at most. However, when looking at a still image it lasts for as long as you look at it!
Of course they look ridiculously afraid; you are seeing the midst of their split second fear and nothing else. Same thing happens when looking at a still image of someone playing a sport, or spilling water on themselves, or playing catch with a dog. If you take a still image of an active situation the reaction of the participants looks greatly exaggerated.
Pretty sure this is from a haunted house in Niagara Falls, Canada. I recognize that background from when my friends went, without me.
Isunova ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:27:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmares! I live in NF and take all my friends and family there cause I get it at a discount. I've done it about 10-15 times and know exactly when the scare is coming, so I make a funny pose.
it's pitch black and the only sounds you hear are the people you're with at that time. then out of no where the flaming truck comes at you while the sounds just blare at you. it's quite the shock
CodeJack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So why would there be a flaming truck driving in a house? I wouldn't be able to get over the placement, not the scare.
Yeah, you realize afterward that it's completely illogical, but in that moment, you genuinely believe that you're going to die. I went there, it was one of the scariest seconds of my life.
K3R3G3 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:22:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, the only scary thing you saw that night was a potential future of empty loneliness?
It's a loud horn and lights that look like either car headlights or a train (can't recall for sure). The noise is enough to make sure pretty much everyone jumps, and the lights coming on give enough illumination for the scary photo.
bhplz ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:19:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They saw your mom.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That explains why everyone looks like they're humping each other...she just has that effect on people!
No. This particular haunted house has real people inside touching you, there's a scene where a car comes and just misses hitting you (an illusion, not a real car), a scene where it looks like you're going to fall through the floor, etc
They're following each other in the dark so they crouch down and hold shoulders, a pretend car flies towards them but they can only hear it and see the head lights. Just as it's about to hit them the rooms lights flash on and a picture is taken! Funny scare :D
It's dark so people stay close. Person in front gets scared and jumps back into the person behind them
Tylerjb4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In middle school and even high school we discovered if you take girls to scary movies or howloscream at Busch gardens, they needed to be protected and comforted
At Nightmares Fear Factory, they tell you to essentially walk in a comgo line, with your hands on your friends' shoulders (or whoever you're there with).
Horando ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 19:24:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I've been there! It's Nightmares Fear Factory in Ontario. IIRC what you see is a vehicle with bright headlights driving at you, hence the bright photo. Was very startling because most of the attraction was near pitch black.
Thanks for this. I've always wondered at what they were screaming. It now makes sense. No ghouls or zombies or whatever would get this kind of constant reaction. It had to be something that could actually harm them.
Yeah, it's actually a train, if I recall correctly. It looks and sounds like a train coming right at you, and it happens really suddenly the train is RIGHT THERE.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:16:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one over near the Niagara Falls? If it is then I went there quite a few years back, in hindsight I was way too young to go in and basically just hid behind my dad for the majority of it, it was funny though.
Horando ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:37:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I went in with my dad on our family trip to niagra falls. My siblings were too young and I was just old enough to convince my dad that I could do it, but one in I was almost hysterical.
Minecomf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:41:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been there! Just went in September with my (now ex) bf and I was hoping to see us because his face was so funny they said they'd put it on the website!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was a fun haunted house, I loved the suction vacuum room thing, but I seem to be the only person I know who saw the car scare coming and was only slightly startled. I wish I didn't expect it. Would have been more fun haha
Its a video of a car coming right at them, headlights blaring super close IIRC. I don't have the thread in front of me but there was a picture in there.
It's very interesting to see people's reaction, stripped away of all the cultural/intellectual parts of our human brain and fall back the the instinctual/lizard parts.
Most are lookers, staring at impending doom, wide-eyed and helpless. Some are avoiders, closing their eyes, looking away, maybe hoping that it goes away if they can't see it. Then there's the ones who see through the facade, or just really good at putting on a brave face. Stone cold apathy. Those are usually the leaders of the group too, usually walking in front.
What I find the most interesting is that for the groups with 2 or more people, a lot of them walk in a line, holding the person in front of them, kinda like elephants holding the tail of the one in front. A lot of them seem to line themselves up according to height too!
I'd like to see pictures of elephants going through there. I bet they wouldn't give a fuck.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:17:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look through the album again and notice that the largest male tends to be on the right closer to the camera than everyone else, with everyone else behind him. In many/most of the pictures, that male also puts out his arm to shield the people behind him a bit.
This means that a male was leading them through the house and then instinctively protected him. Essentially, the alpha male! I think there's a lot of interesting biology going on here.
This is Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls. This spot where they take the picture isn't even the scariest part, but its a sudden flash of light that makes it look like a car is coming for you. For of a jump scare!
I've been here! I want to say what when the picture is taken, but it would totally spoil it. It's in Canada by Niagara Falls. I believe it's called Nightmares Fear Factory. It's about a 15 minute walkthrough, totally pitch black, and the people can grab you. The only "haunted" attraction I actually got scared in.
I think I've been there. It's in Niagara falls. The picture they took was when its pitch black and then all of a sudden you hear super loud machine gun fire and there's a model of a bloody little girl standing next to a Gatling gun and flashing lights. Just about shit myself
I think this one is the best by far. The daughter's mouth is so big she looks like a whale shark but the rest of her body doesn't make any sense. Her left hand is scooping her mom's boob but her right hand looks like she's a comedian who is upset that you aren't laughing. Of course there is the leg wrapping around her mom like she's a stripper pole. Poor mom got the surprise of the truck and her daughter's whirlwind of limbs wrapping around her at the same time. The father who looks like he just saw the picture of his wife and daughter doing whatever they're doing.
Dude all the way on left is totally how I react to shit like this, just fucking crazy eyes.
Lonerila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is at Niagara Falls, have been. The whole haunted house is completely pitch black, it's near impossible to see the person in front of you sometimes, hence why everyone is so together. The room is lit up for maybe half a second when they take this picture.
[1] It's a funny comedy sketch about what it is like being the only engineer in a meeting.
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Its how that works since all the lines are parallel at the same time all 7 lines intersect all 7 lines at a 90 degree angle, meaning all 7 lines are perpendicular to each other. The way that is done is by using a mobius strip so that the lines can cross themselves.
Right. I got the idea. But when he folds them into a Mรถbius strip, they're no longer straight lines. They're lines in the 2D plane, but they're not perpendicular in that plane.
The lines have to be in a 2D plane... regardless of him folding the paper. As well they do not need to be perpendicular to the plane, the request is for them to be perpendicular lines (to be honest its left quite ambiguous).
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:53:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But if you've dealt with these type of project people you would realize clever answers are wrong. Why can't you do what they asked for? I thought you were the expert.
No, no, see, the lines are perpendicular in the plane; the plane itself curves. I'm being serious here, not sarcastic. This is called non-Euclidean geometry, and many Euclidean rules don't apply to non-Euclidean geometry. Non-Euclidean Geometry has its uses, most plainly for navigation around the globe.
The lines are clearly parallel in the plane, though, not perpendicular. The perpendicular distance from one line to its neighbor is constant at each point within the plane.
They can only be called straight lines within the perspective of the plane. In that perspective they are are parallel to each other, not perpendicular.
haha no problem, if you look at the video again, you can also see that each line intersects each line (and itself). So every line is perpendicular to itself and the other 6 lines.
I'm a packaging engineer. I literally engineer boxes. The term "outside the box" is something I hear from sales and marketing every fucking day. They think they're so ridiculously funny each time, too.
The lines are straight, the plane that they exist on is curved.
_ROTTEN_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:35:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the correct answer.
TKHawk ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:08:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In this case the surface is all that exists, not the 3-dimensional object, just the 2-dimensional surface. Within that surface the lines are all extremely straight. It's just that the surface itself curves.
He's just using some higher-up mathematical concepts to sort of "cheat" the system, but he's technically correct.
Ceegee93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The first video was an amazing visualisation of what it's like to be an expert in a business meeting, and the second was a really clever answer to an impossible question. Don't expect more than that: they're great already.
A line has no curvature, width, or depth. It is defined as the shortest distance between two points in Eculidian geometry. What the guy made is curves. /u/ProPandaBear has a valid argument.
Silent-G ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:30:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If two points exist on a curved plane, is the shortest distance between those points, but along the curved plane, still a line?
Yea, thats a good point. I guess you could have a plane that curved like that.... but if I get pedantic, the lines he drew are in 3D space, not actually on a 2D curved plane, but as I say, more pedentary.
I understand what you're saying, but it's the plane that curves, not the line itself. Non-Euclidean geometry doesn't play by the rules of Euclidean geometry.
Most obviously, for example, if you walk in one direction on the surface of a sphere you will necessarily not only intersect but actually overlap your own path. This is impossible on a flat, Euclidean surface.
demuni ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:02:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're not lines in the strictly geometric definition. But they can be considered lines in vernacular.
Well the plane (paper) actually curves here, not the lines. Imagine you are a 1 dimensional being traveling along that line; even as the plane is transformed into a ribbon, from your perspective your path would remain straight. Similarly, if you were to observe a plane from the 4th dimension and see it manipulated on the 3rd and 4th dimensions, the plane itself would retain its properties.
I'm pretty sure there's alot of context we don't know. I got the impression that proving the defendants understanding of photocopying was part of the actual case.
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oh god yes! this is every single office meeting for me discribing software issues to business users
SteelyEly ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I got about a minute and a half in and couldn't watch any more. I'm nowhere near an engineer or expert in any profession unless you count common sense a skill.
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 20:10:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. This is my life. Except for it to me more realistic, the rest of the team can't be so engaged... they essentially need to look through the engineer on the team as he starts to speak and then basically shout "MOVING ON.." if he tries to make a point. That would be about right.
Moratamor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:55:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, yeah me too. Except the people in my meeting think the laws of economics, time and space don't apply to them. It's like getting an architect in and saying 'I want you to build me a house, it's sort of big with a kitchen, it mustn't cost more than 5k, it must be of the highest quality imaginable and it has to be ready next week'.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely. And next week is usually a week too late.
As a Project Manager in I.T., that makes me laugh so much. I've been in those meetings with my developers and my bosses, and they meetings have gone exactly that way, with me more in the developer's side than that PM. Other than that, exact same meeting.
As a Project Manager in I.T., that makes me laugh so much. I've been in those meetings with my developers and my bosses, and they meetings have gone exactly that way, with me more in the developer's side than that PM. Other than that, exact same meeting.
branor ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:20:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A real expert can, in fact, draw 7 red lines all perpendicular to each other, some in green ink, some in transparent ink, and one in the form of a kitten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MIJP90biM
Vsx ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:53:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best part is if he took this back to the people in that room and this was real life they would just say "this isn't what we had in mind" and they wouldn't be able to explain why.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man I got so frustrated over that...couldn't even finish it.
vglegacy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:48:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, This is SO true. This is how I feel when I talk to the money department.
They just think fucked up haircuts are funny. It's not that black peoples hair is funny, there is plenty of white and hispanic the people on there. You're worst type of person.
tttigre ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:16:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do not! I repeat, do not google image search that unless you're ready to be greeted by a freaky ass cyclops baby thing (or something visually similar). I didn't get a great look at it; my body tensed up as I frantically looked for the little 'x' on the tab.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of his answers for kill bang marry was to kill the prime minister of Malaysia. I really wish I could find out if he was a fellow Malaysian! (we really hate our prime minister here)
eperker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:28 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
and i half expected the snarky top comment calling him out to be him, but was happy to see someone else finally started insulting him, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. i wonder if he thought he wrote that comment, too. he seemed drunk enough.
atsu333 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/drunkenAMA for more drunk people talking to themselves... because we don't have a large enough community for people to actually be around when these things happen... please help.
cake47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rumor has it, he created over 4,000 accounts to upvote himself ...quite a feat
Gedzfew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I could do this...
Jespese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does he write questions and then responds to himself...?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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LupoCani ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:23:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still, /r/switcharoo has been doing quite a good job keeping it linear. There's quite some branching in the beginning, and one or two major loops, but I would still consider it a chain first and a tree second.
There was a time a couple of weeks ago where some mods decided they hated Switcharoos and this one mod decided to make it his sole mission to delete every single switcharoo that someone posted in his sub. It messed up a lot of things and people were trying to get the chain figured back out, but it really fucked things up for a while.
Now there are a LOT of subs that switcharoos are banned in...check them out...posting a switcharoo in there will get you banned....ugh...
FORBIDDEN SUBREDDITS
The following list of Subreddits is forbidden, and no 'roos should be posted to them, or linked from them, as the moderators of those subreddits actively discourage 'roos or break the chain intentionally. In addition, some subs will BAN users for posting a switcharoo.
Travel Log: Post 20. So my liquid touching the console is the secret to landing this crazy thing, but i hope the ETs have some kind of interatmospherical buffer. Coming in a little too hot.. Is that the ground??
As it should since the average file size of a photo taken with my mom's cell phone is 2.75 mb. It would be foolish to think a photo of my mother wouldn't fit in a 1TB hard drive.
MahNinja ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:47:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually not true! While it is impractical, a horse sized gif should be viewable on most modern PCs or phones.
According to google, an average sized horse is anywhere from 4.7ft to 6ft. We'll take the upper measurement of 6ft since it's an easier number to deal with. At 72 DPI, which is pretty much the standard resolution for web images, a 6ft(72in) horse would be 72(px per inch)x72(inch of horse) = 5184px.
Considering that the iphone and newer android phone can shoot in 4k (3840ร2160), I dont think it would be too much of an issue to handle a 5184px gif.
shutta ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 19:38:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The video is tons cuter even. The pitter patter of the duck's feet and its cute chirping make it even better. Although I think the person who made this video said the duck later died from some disease I think? I dunno, but yeah forget about that part.
gumslut4u ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 21:10:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:)
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shutta ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:48:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I just found out my Uncle is going to be pulled off the plug in about an hour. It was very sudden and a freak accident. This made me smile as well.
I'm so sorry about your uncle. What got me through deciding to take my dad off life support was knowing he wasn't in pain anymore. If you need someone to talk to, please feel free to pm me.
TheeLukee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:31:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
this just gave me an idea for a movie about a little duckling. All he wants in life is to make a friend but everyone keeps running away from him screaming. He spirals into a deep depression because he can't understand why no one will love him for the cute baby duck that he is. eventually he ends up as a bum secretly living in people's houses until they discover him and kick him out, lives in the wilderness for a while with nothing but bugs to eat, and probably finds a lover along the way too. Then things start to get interesting.
the duckling wakes up one morning with a fuse stuck in his ass. he starts to panic and tries to find help, but it's no use because no one even wants to get close to him. He finally accepts his fate and spends the rest of howver long he has before he blows up pondering his life. The duckling stares intently at his reflection in a river and begins to cry. suddenly, his sorrow turns into fear, as he slowly realizes that he was not a duckling, but a spider all along. Eyes wide open, the spider timorously turns around to see a real duckling standing before him, feathers frazzled and beak drooling. The screen fades to black and ends there.
Damn, Brad Pitt has some awesome hair.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't be sure about this particular ducklings motives, but I know that most ducklings follow whatever they see. Usually this is their mother or the ducklings following their mother, but it can be a person too. You can manipulate this to make a circle of ducklings following each other in a circle, each just doing what the one in front does.
andgonow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My dad's in the hospital now, for 2 weeks. Thanks for this. I smiled too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean I'd run too if a yellow Dinosaur started chasing me down the sidewalk.
I want to find the one video of the big white bird following the guy around his house. I think it may have been called "don't fuck with this bird". I can't find it anywhere
Empire Blanda was a cargo ship which was built in 1919 by Lithgows Ltd, Port Glasgow as Nile. She was sold to a Yugoslavian company in 1930 and renamed Sokol in 1933, serving until 1939 when she was sold to a Panamanian company and renamed Rio Grande.
Gandar54 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:07:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There were a lot of German settlements in southern Brazil (particularly Rio Grande do Sul) in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
The man was great in many ways but he is not 126 years old.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:42:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Nazi scientists who hid in South America just needed some long time project to keep themselves occupied.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Rio Grande could also be Portuguese. The ship was sunk in 1944 and Germany did sink a few Brazilian ships during WW2, that's why Brazil got involved in the war, so maybe Rio Grande was sunk in retalliation? Rio Grande is also the city with the biggest port in South Brazil ("Porto de Rio Grande").
Wasaur ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:14:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As far as I know, that would be SS Rio Grande, a German ship sunk in 1944. It lies at the depth of 5762m. Source: Guinness World Records
I highly recommend you read shadow divers by Robert kurson. It's the real life story of treasure divers that make a historic scuba dive off the coast of New Jersey, to record depths, to identify a previously unknown German uboat. Kurson has another book called pirate hunters that is just as gripping and fun to read.
Usually, I was the exception. Back in texas I struck it rich one day while shooting Beefaloes out on my daddy's ranch. Soon as I shoot, a raging geyser of Taco Bell Fire Sauceโข came rushing out of the ground. Ever since my family has had enough money to do whatever we wanted.
I've always found it amazing how deep the Titanic wreck is, and yet how shallow the wrecks of the The Edmund Fitzgerald & The Lusitania are. Both sank in waters that were shallower than their length.
Lower pressure means lower boiling temperature of water which means it takes longer to boil an egg. It's just showing the dramatic effects of pressure.
The AP Physics test in high school featured a question about cook time differences at different elevations. Specifically, if an egg takes x minutes at sea level to hard boil, how long at y feet. He put the correct answer, finished with that joke, and sent it in.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:38:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Dhalphir ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:54:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Seattle, maybe 200 feet. I start with a rolling boil then gently lay an egg in there with a slotted spoon. Five minutes 45 seconds later, remove the egg and place it in ice water. Perfect soft boiled egg, for a "large" egg only of course.
I vaguely remember my physics teacher telling me you wouldn't be able to have a cup of tea at the top of Mount Everest because the water evaporates before it gets very hot so you'd just end up with Luke warm shit
But what I always wondered is why anyone would just stop heating their water at boiling point if they know they're at a high altitude. If you brought it to 212ยบF/100ยบC, it'd take the same amount of time to cook no matter the altitude, right?
At higher altitudes/lower pressures, you literally can't bring the water over its boiling point temp, because any additional energy is just absorbed converting the water into steam. It's like if you put a pot of water on a huge jet burner at sea level; it doesn't get any hotter than 212F, it just boils faster. The only way to get to 212F boiling water at high altitude is to artificially increase the pressure, like in a pressure cooker. Now you could heat something like oil to 212F and try to "boil" your eggs that way, but I'm not sure if the lower pressure combined with the moisture in the eggs wouldn't just cause them to explode; would depend on how good of a pressure vessel an eggshell makes.
Jerl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:32:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Boiling water will not increase in temperature past the boiling point until all of the water has turned to steam. Increasing the amount of heat you add to the water only increases how fast it changes state; the temperature will not rise. It'll start getting hotter after all of the water has turned to steam, but you're also not boiling anything anymore.
No. The egg cooks from the heat not from the water happening to boil. Lower temperature means less heat. Liquid water can only get slightly hotter than boiling. It's like putting your chicken into a 200 degree oven instead of 350.
Ctotheg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... Lower boiling temperature means it takes longer? Surely you mean shorter?
So, basically, boiling temperature is determined by the point in which the force of the water trying to move upwards overtakes the force "pushing" it downwards. If air pressure is low, the water will more easily overtake it and start to boil. This happens at a lower temperature, which means less heat is available to cook the egg. Therefore, lower pressure means lower temperature for cooking, and things cook more slowly.
Imagine that a cookie recipe is supposed to cook for 10 minutes at 350 degrees, but you accidentally put it in 250 degrees. It's not going to cook quickly enough (or correctly, but eggs are weird).
The same phenomenon also sometimes makes cooking at high altitude require more time and different ingredient ratios because most food contains a lot of water.
If the water boils at say 70 degrees rather than 100 degrees the egg will take longer to cook since you can't get the water as hot. The lower the boiling point the longer the cooking time.
But pressure does change the temperature of the boiling water. An egg will cook faster in hotter boiling water than it will in cooler boiling water. Therfore the egg will cook faster in boiling water at higher pressure than it will in boiling water at lower pressure.
I think you would need at least 400 centigrade to boil the egg at 200 atmospheres, but at 1100 atmospheres of pressure the water may never boil no mater the temperature.
Answer, you would cook the shit out of your egg instantly.
Water's critical pressure is a bit under 218 atmospheres. Above this pressure, there is no phase transition between liquid and vapor. The liquid transitions smoothly into a supercritical fluid, combining the properties of a liquid and a gas. If liquid water above its critical pressure is heated above its critical temperature (647 K) and then brought below its critical pressure, it will have gone from a liquid to a supercritical fluid to a gas without ever undergoing a phase transition. However, near the critical point (critical temperature and pressure) its properties change wildly, and it becomes compressible, undergoes a large degree of thermal expansion, and becomes a good solvent for non-polar gases and organic compounds. It's possible that if you try to cook an egg in supercritical water, you might accidentally dissolve the egg, and you would definitely ruin it.
But they didn't ask about increasing the egg's digestibility, they asked about boiling it. You can cook an egg in water that isn't boiling if the water is hot enough, but you haven't boiled the egg.
If you're focused on the word boil, you're just talking about the water. If you're talking about the process that occurs in an egg, if it sits in boiling water at sea level for a few minutes, that's something else. Since the chart mentions eggs, not water, let's go ahead and give me the benefit of the doubt here. Thx
To "boil an egg" is to cook an egg in boiling water. If the water wasn't boiling, you didn't boil an egg. The whole point of using the "boil an egg" scale is that it is a way of tracking the boiling point of water. But water doesn't have a boiling point above 218/atmospheres.
At lower pressure, water boils at lower temperature. Which means, if you are trying to boil an egg in water, but the water boils away at 75C, it will take longer to transfer the same amount of energy to the egg.
But I still think the use of "egg" in this example is silly. They should just tell you at what temperature what boils.
Phlum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you might be at the top of Mount Everest and suddenly fancy a good egg mayo buttie. Though it doesn't say whether it means hard boiled or soft...
When the pressure is higher the boiling point is lower while the temperature is lower so in say Denver it will take less time for the water to boil, but longer to get to the same temperature. This is what I remember from chemistry in high school so correct me if I'm wrong.
They should have included the information in the graphic so that you'd know you had it backwards.
isaaclw ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:54:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, what /u/Chriskiwi99 got right is that the water takes less time to boil, and reaches a lower temperature.
This means that the egg itself doesn't coagulate as quickly. It needs to be kept in this temperature for longer so that it can coagulate.
I wonder at what altitude water boils with such a low temperature that eggs don't coagulate at all (ie: you can boil the water for years and the egg won't be hard).
No, the water takes more time to boil at higher pressure, but at a certain point that becomes irrelevant. The egg will start to coagulate before the water boils, and it won't matter when or even if the water boils.
isaaclw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yeah, you're right. Asuming you're adding a the same rate of energy to the water, it's not like it getting hotter faster or slower (based on pressure).
So yeah, my statement wasn't accurate. At a higher pressure the water is hotter at boiling point, so the egg coagulates faster, but that's because it took longer for the water to actually boil.
If the pressure is low enough the water won't get hot enough to cook the egg. If you get the pressure low enough water will boil at room temperature or lower so the egg will never cook.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
It is actually around 13,000 feet. At that pressure the boiling point will have dropped low enough that it does not cross link the molecules in the egg to boil it. So in reality anything above that line would be impossible to boil an egg.
Liquid water never goes above its boiling point. So it never gets to "the same temperature." It takes a certain amount of energy to fully cook an egg, and at lower temperatures it takes longer to impart that amount of energy to the egg.
SUNnimja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It means the time needed to boil an egg at that height.
Oxygen masks. The tricky part is timing. You can't be up there for very long because you have a limited supply of oxygen and the temperature/pressure is so extreme. So extreme that you can get retinal hemorrhaging. One climber actually went blind and died up there because he couldn't navigate back down.
Yep. One of my favorite podcasts talked about all the dead bodies that are still on Everest. The reason no one brings them down is that it's so challenging to navigate the mountain with extra weight, especially if it's past the death zone. It's better to leave the bodies up there than to add more to the mountain.
So how long would it take me to boil an egg at 35,000ft?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They didn't even go up to the Karman Line (100km or about 328000ft). Filthy casuals.
That means they skipped the Armstrong Limit, which is the point at which water boils at body temperature. Additionally, they put that 26000ft is where the atmosphere cannot support human life, but you can pass out and die from hypoxia much lower than that.
elev84u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just made it my wallpaper in my 4" wide 24" tall stick phone.
But how long does it take to boil an egg in the bottom of Mariana Trench?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
pressure influences the boiling temperature of water, the lower the pressure the longer it takes to boil an egg, until you can't boil it at all because the water evaporates before getting hot enough to denature the proteins in the egg
But they didn't say any other boiling times. It's like the other guy said, they must have forgotten. Like it is now, it's just a fun piece of trivia!
Cal2391 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 17:56:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a whole top section missing going up to the upper atmosphere and the silly amount of time needed to boil an egg in low pressure environments.
Presumably OP just wanted to concentrate on the ocean depths.
Maybe they are using the three minute egg as a reference, and at 1000 feet it takes 3:37 to make a three minute egg. According to my calculations, at the bottom of the mariana trench it should take almost a negative four years to make a three minute egg.
You can't boil water at the bottom of the Marianas trench. You'd just end up staring at a pot of supercritical fluid as it slowly mixes with the air that is crushing you do death anyway if you tried to do this in a non-pressurized vessel.
pressure relates to the temperature at which a liquid is able to overcome its vapor pressure and turn from a liquid to a gas (the boiling point). You can expect that for every 500 feet in altitude you gain, the boiling point of water will decrease by 1 degree Celsius. You'll see a likewise increase as you lose altitude which means the boiling point of water at the bottom of the deepest trench in the world (the Mariana Trench is 35,811 feet below sea level) would be by my calculations 171.63 degrees Celsius (340.8 degrees Fahrenheit).
Boiling stuff is easier in low pressure, so the amount of energy that's needed to be at boiling point is lower, which would cause the egg to cook more slowly.
bojiggidy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
It's another way of understanding the atmospheric pressure at that altitude. Lower the atmospheric pressure results in water coming to a boil quicker because the boiling temperature of water decreases in the lower pressure. Just a conceptual way of relating to what they're showing.
skpicky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can just see someone climbing Mt. Everest with a raw egg in a insulated container (so it doesn't freeze and break) just so they can boil it at the top with a stopwatch handy.
The reason it's relevant has to do with pressure. Cook times at standard temperature and pressure (STP) are different than cook times at other pressures. For example, the boiling point of water increases as pressure increases.
They really didn't follow up at the end with any more egg data so yeah, it's pretty silly looking.
I live above 7000 feet and boiling an egg takes significantly longer, because the water can't reach as high of a temperature.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The temperature at which something boils is a function of the atmospheric pressure that the substance is in. The higher the pressure, the higher the temperature needed in order to boil the substance, so at higher pressure the water can reach a higher temperature before boiling and cook the egg faster. Lower pressure means the water boils at a lower temperature and the egg cooks slower.
mixxxter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
same here, kept searching how much time it would take to boil it at the deepest point
Water boils faster or slower depending on air pressure so cooking an egg is kind of a universal idea on how dense the air is. My science may be off a smidge there but it's something close to that.
adamkw94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
atmospheric pressures change the time it takes for water to boil
It would've made more sense if they included how long it would take to boil an egg at the bottom of the Mariana Trench or under equivalent pressure conditions. But they didn't, so it's just sort of a random fact I think. Depending on the pressure, an egg takes different times to boil.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because the picture is cut off, there are egg timers higher up. Water boils at a lower temperature the higher you go, making it take longer to boil an egg.
It is showing you the difference of the pressure between the heights. It takes longer to cook an egg at higher altitudes because of less atmospheric pressure.
Edit: Didn't scroll down before I posted this. People have better answers below me. :D
If they had another time at a different depth it would make sense
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The higher the atmospheric pressure is the higher temperature required to boil water.
Edit: this is why your bodily fluids would boil in space, not because they get hot but because there's near zero pressure and so the boiling temperature is lowered to below your body temperature.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My question is, why are they telling me how long it takes to boil an egg? Is that relevant?
It's just a helpful guideline in case you get hungry while scrolling through the image.
Basically water boils at a lower temp the higher up you are due to the lower pressure, so it basically showing the affects of decreased pressure in a way you can relate to.
EchoPhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a measure of atmosphere to thermo. At that height it would take an egg xxx to boil. Why they didn't reference it later... no idea. Or maybe because no one has boiled an Egg underwater! LETS DO IT REDDIT!
Zorcmsr5 ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 19:50:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit... That really puts it in perspective
Ceegee93 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 22:51:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you'd like an even better comparison, if you were to shrink the Earth to the size of a standard snooker ball, The Earth would be smoother than the snooker ball.
Ianpn ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:00:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are plenty of slightly more abstract things that seem even relatively bigger than the earth, such as the distance between the earth and the moon.
It was not until sometime after the Lord of the Rings movies came out that I learned that middle-earth was not literally inside the earth. Like I really thought into adulthood that the story took place inside a hollow earth, and when they showed the sun in the movies, I thought it was the earth's core.
If you are digging a hole to China, you are half-way through...
Considering Mariana Trench and Mount Everest are at the top of the chart, and their relative proximity to China as opposed to say, South America, this line is only accurate if you start from the bottom of the chart.
This really makes me wonder if I should be worried about destruction of the planet by humans. After all, they are just scratching the surface at this point.
There's a very cool conversation in the TED RADIO HOUR, where Cameron says he basically did Titanic because it would give him a nice expedition to the Titanic shipwreck
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:11:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron does what James Cameron does, because James Cameron is James Cameron.
Yes he did! In the 60's a group of people went there in Submarine but James Cameron is the deepest a single human has ever gone back in either 2011 or 2012 i think.
since the ship was big enough to hold only him, no it's not surprising. it's not like he went down to do analytical chemistry. he is very knowledgable in deep-sea exploration.
I'm aware it only held one person. I just think it's interesting.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:54:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He did collect samples for his team.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:54:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He said he had a team. He went alone because it's a one-man sub, and well (he's so famous it'll be publicized by his adventuring), but he definitely had a team.
He filmed Titanic so that he could get the studio to finance his dive to the Titanic.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:34:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I heard him say this I smiled so big my face almost broke.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:16:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He makes films for money to explore the oceans. Seriously.
I've read that before. Kind of frustrating that some millionaire can afford to descend to the bottom of the ocean but nobody can fund a team of scientists to do it.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:00:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Why does it matter if they're a woman?
So long as they're well-versed in science and math and are doing cool things, why should gender matter?
EDIT: Why are people down-voting this? Whether someone's a man or a woman has no bearing on their intellectual capability in doing science. No one should be excluded at the expense of their gender.
i didn't downvote you but nobody is answering you so I'll take a shot at it
Because it is "encouraging" that a large number of national geographic explorers are female. Why? I don't have a source but I think what they're suggesting is that there is some gender disparity in the field, idk if national geographic explorer falls into STEM but along the same lines. Where stem is only 25% female (http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf) so for national geographic to make sure that the same disparity doesn't exist in their explorers it ENCOURAGES women to take up these fields as professions
there's nothing wrong with liberal arts and pediatrics and education, especially early childhood, but women are always kinda lead in that direction so its important to encourage other options and this does that
TvVliet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I'm with you I don't get why you're being down voted, gender truly doesn't matter as long as the science is done well I don't care what or who you are
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's kind of like a Victorian gentleman-scientist. Private individual who uses wealth to do fucking crazy shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Allegedly he got some inspiration from the trip to use in Avatar 2 fueling speculation that we'd see a different part of Pandora with new wildlife etc. etc.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron
Like bro, there's no higher source I can link to other than a widely respected scientific outreach magazine, with a century of street-cred.
If you can't accept this, based on the source I've given you three times now, then you're the one with the reading problem. It's not even up for debate on this one - the magazine clearly says he did it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Religion in a nutshell.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Although it also sounds like something Kyle would say at the end of South Park. As a means of stating that it's not what you believe, but how you act on those beliefs, and whether such beliefs are internally acknowledged.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just because two manned trips (really scientific expeditions) were done, doesn't mean there's still a vast ocean waiting to be explored.
Light cancels out nearly halfway through, and the scientists weren't really focused on the water, just the trench.
So there's plenty more to discover. Which is why we shouldn't be sad that something was done, but happy for the questions it will evoke.
This is why people like science - because they realize through hard work they can solve anything they want to.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't despair, there's plenty more of the ocean we have yet to explore (and that one mission wasn't enough for him - he said he was able to take a few samples, they may need more).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It should cost 250 USD to become a licensed Scuba Diver. There are dive shops everywhere, and lots on Groupon.
Then you can join expeditions (or just dive yourself), and explore the vast oceans for yourself.
Yes, only three human beings have been to the bottom of the Mariana Trench - Don Walsh and Jacques Piccard (one of the people Jean-Luc Picard was named for) in 1960, and James Cameron in 2012.
More people have been to the moon.
[deleted] ยท 356 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, why and how did James Cameron go there? Did he go alone?
feenam ยท 818 points ยท Posted at 19:25:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He did go alone in a 1 person submarine. He visited us(US Military) on the way to the Mariana's trench so we got to hear what that was all about. The guy below makes it sound like JC went down there just because he has money but thats not true. It's his passion to observe the deep ocean but it was also great achievement in human history, not only that it was a great scientific achievment and tons of scientists were backing him up.
Truely awesome guy too. When he visited us he was just in some t-shirt and cargo shorts you would not think he's a billionaire. My friends ran into him at a small local bar that night too and they just chilled.
Dj khaled, the rapper. They're referring to his snapchat stories. His snapchat is djkhaled305
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you have a baby recently or something?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:42:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have no idea if it's true or not, I think I read it on a TIL, but I heard he actually didn't even care that much about making movies and didn't really want to make Titanic...but it gave him an excellent reason to dive the Titanic. He basically made one of the most popular movies of all time as an excuse to engage in a hobby.
My uncle worked on the boat that did the expidition that took him to the trench. Apparently hes a really nice and humble guy, he kept a running and open tab for over a month at a bar somewhere onshore, that he openly invited the crew to use any time.
feenam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds just like the guy I met that day. I swore I saw him on the island(Guam) driving around some beat up car. I doubt it was him since he doesn't live there and certainly wouldn't have a car there but later I found out that is the type of car he drives back in the US too. But anyways he was a pretty cool dude.
kvnm ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:23:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, he's not a billionaire.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Question, do we have rovers on the ocean floor like we have them on Mars? Wouldnt that be a better way to explore the ocean than sending people down there?
feenam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think we do. I know they send down robots to explore ocean. My guess is that James Cameron just wanted to go down there in person. I'm pretty sure these things are done by robots most of the time.
Ian1732 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized the gravity of James Cameron's achievement. I thought it was a semi-regular thing as far as research goes.
Kidding of course. MrYurMomm hit on part of the why. James Cameron is also super passionate about the ocean, and he has the money to contribute to exploration. As for the how, he went in Deepsea Challenger, a purpose built one-person submarine.
I kinda wonder if that would have been in any way dangerous when it comes to fauna.
Of course there's general environmental concerns, but we don't know much about what lives down there, right? Or do we just assume it's going to run away, and not run towards, light?
wbarnard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that to get the most pure..... Audio..... Recordinational.. device?
AvPrime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are no fingerprints deep underwater.
fluffy01 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he went down there so he could save humanity by raising the bar.
MrYurMomm ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:16:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He went there to film the environment so that he can 'reimagine' the creatures and forms of life there to better adapt to his upcoming Avatar 2,3, and 4.
Its absolutely ridiculous what money can get you nowadays.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:11:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I find it awesome that he does that with the money he made making movies. He got a team together to build the equipment, it was a dangerous mission too. I don't think this qualifies as what money can buy now days. If it was all set up by other people and he just payed yes, but he organized the whole project.
"James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron...James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is, James Cameron."
- James Cameron
It was fake. They glued together two tubs, threw on a couple of flashlights and dunked it into a pool at Sea World. And gave tree fiddy to a long necked mammal down there.
thiosk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
then they all went home and ate mom's spaghetti
speshnz ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:25:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is the bit from wiki that always made me pucker a little
The descent to the ocean floor took 4 hours 47 minutes at a descent rate of 0.9 metres per second (3.0 ft/s). After passing 9,000 m (30,000 ft) one of the outer Plexiglas window panes cracked, shaking the entire vessel.
It should start either with the word "the" or "thy" start with "thee" but instead of "is" have the word "are."
Basically "thee" and "thou" become "you" in modern parlance. "You" used to be used for what we now mostly use y'all for. (Thou and thee = second person singular, you = second person plural. Nowadays you = second person singular and plural.)
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:58:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a reference to the running joke from the Game Grumps Let's Play channel, where haikus always end with "It's snowing on Mt. Fuji".
Omega357 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:52:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, the joke isn't a running joke. They did it once. The community then beat it to death.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Omega357 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:03:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you not know how a running joke works?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. It's a reoccurring joke or reference to the joke. Mt. Fuji haiku's are running jokes because they reference Dan's "official" decree to make all haiku's end with the Mt. Fuji line.
Omega357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"A running gag, or running joke, is a literary device that takes the form of an amusing joke or a comical reference and appears repeatedly throughout a work of literature or other form of storytelling."
It doesn't show up in their other episodes. Quagmire's "giggity" noise is a running joke because he does it. Not because people not affiliated with Family Guy reference it.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was an episode a while ago, shortly after their trip to Japan, where they brought it up. They mentioned it because Dan had taken a picture of him on some snow on Mt. Fuji and tweeted it. I don't care enough to go back and find that episode, honestly, but yes: it is alive in the community as a running joke, both on the show and off. They just don't make haiku's that often.
Omega357 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So they did a call back? Still not a running joke, like Sad Hoshi, Racist Bassist, or how much they hate Ross.
The community took and and made it a meme. But that's not the same thing as a running joke.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, they actually made more haiku's that ended with Mt. Fuji, then discussed their Japan/Mt Fuji trip. It's a very small running joke, because... who just says haiku's that often? But do you honestly think it wouldn't be the first thing they connected it to if presented with a haiku on some game in the future? They'd immediately make that joke.
Also, comparing it to Quagmire's "giggity" isn't really in the same realm as one another. Family Guy is a show with a (extremely loose) story line to follow, where as Game Grumps is just two people talking about anything. What a running joke is on each show is going to vary because of the way they roll out their literature/story telling.
I've seen people incorrectly refer to inside jokes as running jokes, which this would be.
That second definition kind of supports his point though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I guess so. They've only done it in two episodes, because people just don't make haiku's that often. I just took the term "running joke" in the more literal sense, in that they would use it in the past, present and future tense when filming an episode of Game Grumps.
Free-Diving includes a bunch of different disciplines, which allow for different equipment and measuring devices. That mark looks to be about 700 feet, and the no-limit free-diving record is 702 feet. No-Limit allows for a a weight to bring you down, and an inflatable bag to bring you back up.
Current record is 214m by Herbert Nitsch. Discipline is called no-limits and allows the diver to use a weighted "sled" to reach descend, then air balloon to ascend rapidly and other aids. Check out the high tech coke bottle he uses to enable filling his mouth air in order to equalise at depths.
Other freediving disciplines are less dangerous and more beautiful, in my opinion. Check out William Trubridge reaching 101m on a single breath, no fins nor other aids.
domostroy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
There are different disciplines. The deepest breath hold dive is around 250m and it's with equipment. Elevator 1m/s down and some kind of inflatable up. They still need to decompress at around 10m. The most pure free diving discipline is without any equipment, not even fins. The records there are of course much less impressive, numbers wise anyway. Freediving is a really beatiful activity, just never do it alone.
They have a balloon system with weights, and when something goes wrong the weights drop and the balloons lift them up. They are also attached to a rope, and have a support staff on a boat above. I saw a documentary on it a long time ago. Free dive just means no air tanks.
SWBoards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on which class of freediving. There are a few different disciplines when measuring depth records.
Constant Weight
Constant Weight, No Fins
Free Immersion
Variable Weight
No Limits
The one used to in the record books on the depth records of freedivers is No Limits, in which a sled pulls you to a set depth, and you come up with the help of air. This quite dangerous because at the depths that they go to nowadays, you almost get a intoxicated feeling due to the pressure and lack of O2. The current record for No Limits is 214m. So he would be traveling around 3m a second.
Free divers usually have a rig setup where a rope pulls/guides them back up to the surface. I know they don't all use this, but I saw a documentary where a woman actually used one that automatically pulled her back up.
if its what I recall the person held onto some long ropeish thing that dragged him down and then to go back up there was some automatically inflating balloon looking thing that shot him back up to the surface.
Theres a weight that pulls them down to a certain predetermined depth, and then they swim up to the surface. Its dangerous as fuck.
xbunnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A question I have is, doesn't holding your breath when diving underwater collapse your lungs? How does breath hold diving go that deep without suffering issues?
Gurip ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
free dive, no helping up, for to count you have to make it back, its two way trip.
MongoIPA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They super oxygenate their blood with pure oxygen before they do those dives and they follow a rope down and back up and also use fins but that's about it.
Bontje ยท 740 points ยท Posted at 17:15:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely one of the best stories in the series. Hits you in the feels like no Bungie game ever did.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm one of the few people who wasn't really blown away by Halo 3. I think it's the least memorable of the trilogy for me. Good game, but I remember a lot more things from the first two games.
My personal favourite moment of "oh right, those ships are really big" was the Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm trailer when the battlecruiser crashes. (About two minutes in if anyone wants to skip to it).
Mjt8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ISD length is wrong. Its listed at 1.6km in every instance I can recall. The Victory Star Destroyer is listed at 900m, but the image used in this graphic is of an ISD, and is therefore inaccurate.
Synaps4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Has a lot to do with looking at it in 2d on a small screen.
When I demoed the oculus rift last year they were talking about how one of the most unexpected things about VR is that it makes big objects much more "real" and how much your brain relies on parallax for an impression of size. Like...you only have half your brain telling you "this is really big" from motion alone on the screen, but in VR your parallax neurons are also screaming "holy shit that's big!" and you get a very much stronger reaction.
So a bunch of the games being made with VR have massive cliffs, massive buildings, and massive creatures.
Personally I want an HD-VR remake of shadow of the colossus.
Abomb13 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:00:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was super interesting! I had no idea that the second Death Star was that much bigger than the first.
lotrewill ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:20:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
It's not. Wookiepedia suggests otherwise, that the size listed for the Death Star II is actually 160km, and the original Death Star is smaller at 120km.
edit: formatting, didn't close a parenthesis
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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DPumbliQ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:32:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is established though. The Death Star link he provided leads you to the 'Canon' section. From there you can follow the reference on the Wookieepedia page. The 160km and 120km numbers come from Ultimate Star Wars, a reference book released in April 2015 and a part of the new official Disney canon.
Never watched Star Wars but know a fair bit from other cultural references and the likes, I'm ashamed to say I've seen shit tons of pics and vids of Death Star II and always assumed it was the aftermath of Luke blowing up the first one. Never realised it was a new one under construction.
Can somebody explain the size difference between the first and second Death Star? The second one looks so much bigger, but when compared to the forest moon of Endor it doesn't seem that large. Of course I'm basing that assumption on the fact that they originally mistook the first Death Star for a moon itself.
Nihht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They mistook the first one for a small moon. Though it's technically a plot hole, Endor's gravity is about 1g, so it would be safe to assume it's about Earth-sized, aka 12,742 km across. It's not impossible for an Earth-sized body to become a moon of a gas giant, as Endor has. If the second death star is actually 900 km across like the gif says, this shot doesn't look too off if Endor is Earth-sized.
According to Wookieepedia Endor was only 4900km in diameter. I wonder if the gif is wrong or if this is a discrepancy in the movies. Growing up I was always under the impression that the Death Star II wasn't really that much bigger.
Nihht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just got corrected in another part of this thread, according to new canon the second Death Star is actually 160 km and the first was only 120. So it all adds up now.
Here is a comparison video of different mecha, consisting mainly of anime ones. It's pretty cool to see just how crazy they get, even if you have no idea what any of them are. It also shows some really cool comparisons between things way out there in space.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saw where this was originally posted and I think some people said that this wasn't visually accurate
That was in a video posted just a few days ago. Some of the ships are not accurately represented.
Dracarna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh thats one of the worst size comparisons out there, they dont even use canon ships and they leave out load of bigger ships such as dyson sphere which dwarfs the ark.
This keeps getting posted lately, and it shouldn't, it's wrong in several places, and the comparison sizes are all totally out of whack (look at the enterprise, the ships on either side of it are half it's size and double it's size, and yet all 3 are the same size on screen. The death star sizes are totally and utterly wrong, as is the star destroyer. Etc etc. It's AWFUL).
Man, UNSC Frigate looks way too close in size to how the Normandy is portrayed in their respective games.
Edit: UNSC Infinity was further down the line in the second one. But the first one still seems awfully small considering how much ordinance (Pelicans, Scorpions, Warthogs) were on the earlier frigates as well compared to the pittance aboard the Normandy.
You know I think it speaks volumes about my personality that as I scrolled down to the bottom I was expecting to see, "Half the depth of ur mum's cunt."
kellbyb ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 17:52:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap. I had a feeling I had this. The ocean always unsettled me.
Moksu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:18:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic really that deep? Damn
sageDieu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I had always wondered why we haven't had just video cameras and divers inside it or just pulled it back up piece by piece but this explains a lot.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After playing SOMA, I generally am amazed how other-wordly the deep is.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:34:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ocean scares me. While we don't know whats in space the fact that our planet is full of a place where we know so little about and is full of all kinds of life which we may have never seen is quite chilling.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"And as we were settling this final fathom, I saw a wonderful thing. Lying on the bottom just beneath us was some type of flatfish, resembling a sole, about 1 foot long and 6 inches across. Even as I saw him, his two round eyes on top of his head spied us โ a monster of steel โ invading his silent realm. Eyes? Why should he have eyes? Merely to see phosphorescence? The floodlight that bathed him was the first real light ever to enter this hadal realm. Here, in an instant, was the answer that biologists had asked for the decades. Could life exist in the greatest depths of the ocean? It could! And not only that, here apparently, was a true, bony teleost fish, not a primitive ray or elasmobranch. Yes, a highly evolved vertebrate, in time's arrow very close to man himself. Slowly, extremely slowly, this flatfish swam away. Moving along the bottom, partly in the ooze and partly in the water, he disappeared into his night. Slowly too โ perhaps everything is slow at the bottom of the sea โ Walsh and I shook hands."
Jacques Piccard at the bottom of Marianna's Trench in 1960
As far as we know. It's hard to say because we've only explored like 10% of the ocean floor, so there theoretically could be deeper parts we don't know of.
Wow that's so insane! I didn't realize we had gone down so much farther than the Titanic. I wonder how scary it was down there, if the metal was creaking or if they felt totally safe...
I was looking at an infographic like this recently and was marveling at how deep the sperm whale dives, then way lower down there was a Cuvier's Beaked Whale. Sperm whales dive to around 7,400' and Cuvier's whales to 9,800!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm such an idiot.
I saw the titanic and "I was like jeez, I'm surprised it hasn't fallen off that cliff yet."
What's incredible to me is the world breath-hold record. Looks like it's around 700 feet. That's a long way down for holding your breath AND swimming downward at the same time.
skpicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This chart implies that the bottom of the Grand Canyon is 7,000 feet below sea level. False. The highest point of the GC is around 8,000 feet above sea level, and the lowest point is around 2000 feet above sea level. So the canyon is only 6,000 feet deep from highest to lowest points, and that is ALL above sea level.
The lowest point on land is the Dead Sea, which is 1378 feet below sea level.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was a pleasure, thank you very much for this post!
elemexe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for "your moms pussy" to appear that entire time..
swsscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
35,000 ft is 6.6 miles fyi.
Synancia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know, they say so much of the ocean is unexplored, are they talking about the water as well as the ocean floor, or just the ocean floor? If it's the latter that's really impressive.
elev84u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is a similar graphic that shows the timeline for dinosaurs and humans.
It puts triceratops closer to us than other well known dinosaurs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
as someone working with crustaceans i appreciate that cute Bathynomus, the guys i work with are free swimming at around 2500-500m (they migrate up at night to eat)
You may be interested that there is a geological inaccuracy there.
Mid Ocean Ridges which produce the hyrothermal vents, (black smokers) occur at an average of 2100m below sea level, or 7000 feet.
It is possible to get vents at other depths though: hotspots or subduction zones. But mid-ocean ridges are at a pretty uniform depth, and are a massive feature of the Atlantic and East Pacific. I just wanted to point out that undersea volcanoes are half as deep than on the image. But they put a shark at 7000ft instead, which is also a bit bizarre for the info-graphic.
I know it's pretty obvious, but there's always that one redditor who can't figure it out, so I figured I'd comment as a public service to them. You know who you are.
anaalius ยท 405 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dont listen to this, its obviously magic!
K3R3G3 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:11:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not mutually exclusive.
Gravity IS magic.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:51:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:36:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
K3R3G3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but most bosses are immune to it, so it's not that helpful. I guess it's only fair, not a whole lotta point if you can just cast Demi at the beginning of the fight and it's already half over.
Dabearzs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
rslake ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:37:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I suspect that he's either got a board that he's lying sideways on but which is covered by his shirt or that he's simply worked a lot on his core strength and he's holding himself straight out sideways. It's not a super long gif, so that second option is feasible, but my guess would be that he's just got a board.
It's easy to tell if you look at his mouth. It's hanging open more on the left side. Also, when he smiles he tilts his neck to put some strain off of it.
0go ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:31 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's also easy to tell if you look at the liquid flying sideways
Jondayz ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:24:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
but what about the indiana jones picture? how'd he do that, green screen maybe.
rslake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it's pretty easy to hang pictures sideways. A lot of frames have hooks on more than one side so that they'll work with either portrait or landscape format pictures. Just put the poster in, and hang it by the side hooks instead of the top ones.
What I wanna know is how he kept the pepsi from pouring out from the start. Probably a valve
rslake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it's anything that complicated. Like I said on another comment, I doubt the can starts out 100% full, and he's got it tilted a little upwards (towards the right side of the screen) at the beginning. Also, you can see him rotate the can a bit to bring the hole around to a lower position.
That's what I thought but at the start of the gif why isn't it pouring out? It looks like it should
rslake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it starts out 100% full, and he's got it tilted a little upwards (rightwards). You can see that it starts pouring a little before he expected it to, and a little further out than he thought it would. Also you can see that his face is kinda sagging to the left, his smile looks crooked and his right cheek looks swollen. It's similar to how Penn and Teller look in this clip, which is a similar effect (though they're fully upside-down, so they look more pronouncedly weird).
toupeira ยท 630 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
โIt was a movie about American bombers in World War II and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.
The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.
When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.โ
โ Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
opopkl ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:52:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Martin Amis book called Time's Arrow that describes a doctor who injected corpses in the war and bought them back to life. I had to keep flipping my mind back and forth so much reading that book that I sometimes had difficulty remembering if it was morning or evening.
"Take war. War is a wonderful thing here! In fifty years time, the second world war will start -- backwards! Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich, and bog off back to Austria!"
My wife just walked in on my watching GIFS from this sub. Laughing so hard I'm crying. Tried to explain what was going on and couldn't get through a sentence without giggling uncontrollably. She just shook her head and walked away.
Wtf is that contraption anyway? This kind of shit gives me nightmares. The only conscious being I would ever want to see face such a thing is the one who inflicts it on another.
Edit: I have realized that perhaps the cat climbed in there by its own harebrained volition.
Linearts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're putting a girl who died in a drunk driving accident under a flaming car to save her parents from having to find out she was being irresponsible. Personally I think they should've just told the truth but it's just a sad situation either way.
AceHyzer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened right outside my office at Utah State University. One of my old professors was the one who hit the dude. The guy did make a full recovery though!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That cop want doing shit to help, he was obviously in the way.
nidnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably a corpse of someone who just died. While I agree backward stuff can be fun I somehow find this video a bit morbid. And maybe a bit sad.
Demi_Bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I took me forever to figure out this was backwards! I'm like, WTF are they doing!? What sick torture machine is this!?
EDIT 2: I feel flattered for the thanks and all guys, but you should direct it to the man who shared the story first, /u/Yoinkie2013. I'm just a teenager circulating the story for newer redditors
How does it compare to War and Peace, which was a joy to breeze through, even though my copy didn't translate the French, and/or Gravity's Rainbow, which I've been reading for 5 years and can't seem to finish?
Until they have 3 kids and he works long hours and they get sick of each other and she fools around with an ex and he fucks a hooker and they divorce and have to swap the kids around every weekend. Yeah, fun ending.
Or they can be just friends who both bettered each other's lives.
There's no proof that they're not happily married.
KJ6BWB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the thing about being an adult. You can be friends with people who don't share your values, that you'd never marry, but who nonetheless are your good friends. :)
MyPaynis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see anywhere that they met at all other than an email exchange. Do you have a link saying different? OP didn't post anything that said they met.
I am convinced it is all fake, at least the "Amanda" who apparently only can email and cancels skype, I really think it is that guy that deleted his account. He is just some creep
[deleted] ยท 2549 points ยท Posted at 15:04:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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xmagicx ยท 739 points ยท Posted at 16:38:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was pretty cool. Thanks for the thread so I got to experience that
A lot of people on reddit do this. You can tell they're just practicing their creative writing - it can get a bit uncomfortable to read. Especially when they include a ton of exact dialogue that they have apparently remembered word-for-word.
ctindel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:05:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
More like he's testing an idea for a movie. With Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore!
If more people treated all of reddit as a source for writing prompts, it could make the site a more fantastic place, in every sense of the word. I cannot decide whether that would be a good or a bad thing.
Haha yup, it's me on highdeas as well. It was a cool site to post whatever is on your mind and I used to write on it quite a bit for a few years before Reddit. Unfortunately that website has long since died so I usually just hang iut on Reddit.
Great work! I wasn't sure either way, but now I'm thinking you're right here. Like I said elsewhere, it wouldn't have taken anything away from the story even if it were fake. The fact that he was able to connect with the girl after the fact it's the least important part of the post
Well the only other option is he is an impaster and lookin to hook up with some girl that is completely foreign to him in every way except for the one time he read the story and what he knows from the story (which would technically be everything except for the details of the sky train conversation). So im guessing its just him one another account. Some people just have a bad habit of making diff passwords all the time instead of making their password the same word or series of words and just changing the digits on it for different things. Example: bob123 for gmail and bob213 for yahoo. The amount of people who change their passwords completely are just as insane as the guy who invented the automatic transmission if you ask me.
You bring up a relevant point though. Somewhere it was said the girl was a bit skeptical to make contact because she had a problem with a stalker.... But that's tinfoil hat territory
dporiua ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to just forget reading your comment.
Ravor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I wish I can but I hope this is someone history
Well, from reading what others have said I'm not sure. It's pretty easy to add numbers at the end of a username. Very easily could be the same guy though, too. The part that I'm hung up on is that he said he was going to start reading the last 30 pages of the book two years before he posted the same story on reddit.
However, the thread was just asking for stories. He might have forgotten to edit that part, but he then said in the update that was linked he thought it was "beautiful that neither of them have actually accomplished their challenge." So, that just seems fishy. Again, could still be completely true. Maybe he wrote the story the first time and decided he wanted to cling onto the last 30 pages for a bit longer and just never went back.
Regardless, I think the message portrayed is just as valuable.
It's definitely written that way and not so much like someone genuinely trying to tell a story about a major life event. I'll call it fake until otherwise proven, but a semi-entertaining story nonetheless. Knowing it's probably, most likely fake really takes away from the whole thing, though.
Of course it was fake, I'm kinda happy tho. Started to get angry that this guy had such an unbelievably awesome and romantic story while my life is boring af.
I once gave an Indian guy directions on the train in Paris when we were visiting there. It was for the Palace at Versailles.
We were a 10 minute walk from Versailles. About an hour later I see him walk upto the large gate and he saw me and thanked me. When In reality I probably sent him the wrong way and wasted an hour of his time.
Yeah stories. That whole thing seemed fake as fuck. How are so many people believing this? And the guy who commented knew a girl with a similar story. What story? That over a decade ago she met a person on a train and talked for an hour? And she apparently tells this story enough that friends know it too? What the fuck, come on.
NoHearts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like to believe that even if it was only a story, and even if it is quite obvious that it isn't true, people like to believe in happy endings. Our lives are so full of shit that when something beautiful comes along we want to believe it's true. It may be fake in the sense that it didn't happen in real life, but it made a lot of people feel better, if only for a little while.
A story doesn't have to be true to hold value, and we shouldn't discard everything that isn't strictly true. Lies can be used to tell the truth, and truth can be used to tell lies. Just some food for thought.
A story doesn't have to be true to hold value, and we shouldn't discard everything that isn't strictly true. Lies can be used to tell the truth, and truth can be used to tell lies. Just some food for thought.
Why is everyone in this thread so wise? Could all his stories be fake? Sure. And anyone who wants to find that out should go right ahead. But in this case, it being fake wouldn't change what I got out of it. I think as long as we don't go worshiping/killing people in the main Yoinkie we should all be good on this one.
I think it's the same yoinkie, down below in his original comment thread, he mentioned he writes for a blog. I'm inclined to believe this story is true, but I don't know. Still a great story though, whether real or not.
Yeah, the writing style really seems similar, makes me happy, the dude is a great, thought provoking story teller and it's awesome I found some of his shit again!
EggTee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The premise of that site is pretty hilarious. I like it.
I agree, but it used to have some real deep stuff, and now it's mostly just puns and dumb jokes, not saying that those are bad, but sometimes I want to rip a bong and have my mind blown
tastar1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
even if it is made up, the Ulysses bucket list is a dope idea.
man I'm so glad I opened this thread just because of this story
I was so happy when he actually met her trough reddit, cause I was thinking about how maybe someone from reddit might know her while I read the whole thing
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Your just annoyed because you didn't get your tree fiddy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I Know. Like wtf I hope for loch Ness stories and rambling off topic instead of a genuine story now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I'm not the only one here smelling some severe bullshiting on that beautiful story.
Randyy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or jumper cables.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:47:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Incredible. Thanks!
Dubbx ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:48:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
Pikalika ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Almost every night, ever since 14.11.2011 when I joined Reddit, I browse this site for an hour or so before I fall asleep. 99.9% of the time I regret it in the morning because I just wasted an hour of sleep, but 0.01% of the times it's totally worth it. This is one of those times, you just changed my life
Sorry I didn't exactly change your life. You should thank /u/Yoinkie2013
Pikalika ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It might have been /u/Yoinkie2013 's story and experience, but I've read this thread tonight, your comment is the one who showed me the story. You had just as much impact as he did
Aww, reminds me of my own Amanda situation. Wasn't nearly as life changing, but the short story is that I too really hit it off with a girl named Amanda who I only met once (technically twice) and never saw again. I think it might be for the better that we never stayed in touch, but four years later I still think of her often. I never got along with anyone else as instantly as I did with her.
Glad this guy had a happy(ish) ending to his story. I know how good the closure must feel.
cappo40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:55 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been a while since you posted this, but thank you, that was a superb story.
Slightly relevant question, is the book worth reading?
jokzard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes for bragging rights
Jerome92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing
Rilezz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awww...he deleted his comments :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw "homeless 15 year old girl" and "British Columbia" I thought it was gonna be the girl's perspective from the guy who saved a homeless girl while daytripping in Vancouver
omanos96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is absolutely incredible. Did they ever end up meeting in person after?
I remember reading that before it had gold, I'm glad I went and read it again. Not only had I forgotten the lessons, but I missed the beautiful reunion story. Thanks for sharing.
titopk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. amazing, thank you for shared this story i didnt read the last year, this came in the best perfect time that i need things like this to stay grown up.
NGU-Ben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was really hoping he'd end it by saying he married her. Damn it.
Spamakin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It wouldn't let me upvote it... Why did you do this Reddit? It was so beautiful. I'm literally crying tears of joy right now. Thank you op for leading me to this story like theguywhoate led the op of the story to the girl who was lost. Thank you.
I went to his profile and found a old ask reddit thread that he had commented on about students coming on to teachers and I just spent the last half an hour looking for one with an ... interesting outcome ... but none arose and now I want my half an hour back
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now I want them to get married.
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This story is fucking amazing. I'm at a loss for words
juggler0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what is this book ulysses and why is it a challenge
brownlec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that story not a book or movie yet? It has the perfect premise.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that story and looking back now I can't help but think that it may not even be real just some talented writer and replying to his own comments, or it could be real.
yeah that guy definitely slammed into the ground there
TWeaKoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a bit, but there's an awful lot of sand underneath the pool. I've fallen from a similar height as a kid on a playground, landed on my belly and all I did was wind myself. The water probably cushioned him just enough to prevent that.
[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 19:49:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:38:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you know it's a true friend, they'll hold your drink while you do something retarded, never tell you not to do it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ehhh... I wouldn't let my friends do something like this because it could seriously hurt them, potentially in a very significant way. It really has nothing to do with being a "true friend", whatever that means.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's just people repeating retarded shit. I definitely wouldn't either.
Best part I noticed on the second or third loop was that they made a little beach in the backyard. Had many a friend that lived on that street when I was in college.
Krums15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was listening to electronic music while looking at this. Was not disappointed.
Birdspert ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:48:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Works well with Ave Maria too. The gif could be slower though.
It's the smug entitled expression that I notice in all of his works. Sometimes I will hate a specific page in his books because of that damn entitled smug expression.
...and inside the tub,
with a ducky flotilla,
lay the chimpanzee, lemur,
and orangutarilla
the three apeish fellows,
all banded together,
for grooming and crooning
and soaping and lather
Dude that's amazing! I didn't think you would actually paint something, I'm so glad I came back to check after you replied. I really want more people to see this!
It's the animal anatomy mixed with the old man face and bristling whiskers around the face. Think how many Seuss characters have bristling whiskers- the Lorax, The Cat in the Hat, the Grinch in the live-action film, etc.
It's a combination of the eyes/facial expression and the clean comb job with the hair extending out and slightly down as per the lorax and other figures.
/r/asmr I went through life way to long without finding this! Hopefully it can bring some tingles to people in here!
sultree ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this something that only works with certain people? I want to tingle!
Lereas ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:54:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Different people have different triggers, but not everyone gets it. If you don't get it at all, then the videos must look weird as fuck.
If you do get it, some of them just don't do anything for you, and then you'll find a video of a person tapping on a cardboard circle and your brain lights up like fireworks.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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sultree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great, thanks! I'll check it out and do some exploring.
I'm no expert but I'm sure everyone can experience it. Just have to find the right thing. I find for me i get most of them from movies, typically when something awesome happens, or just a really good ending.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:59:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
huh, I don't think ive heard the the word frisson before, it may be that. There are some videos ive seen that also trigger it that aren't anything "awesome" but just normal tasks. This one comes to mind, Christopher Walken cooking a chicken
Calluhad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The yellow thing is a duck and the blue thing is an octopus. I'm guessing the red thing is maybe a crab but I can't be too sure. No clue on the grey/green thing though, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:38:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. That dudes hands look exactly like mine only 15-20 years older. I was sitting here holding my hand up to the screen, comparing them and not paying attention to the monkey at all
I imagine the monkey thinking "yes, yes, this pleases the master!" in his majestic monkey mind.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God I love watching monkeys(im sorry i know its not a monkey but you know what I mean" and when you deeply look into them and research them you can tell how we humans share a common ancestor. Like if I could ever have a pet I would have that cause they're fucking smart and you can in some ways actually communicate with them it's fucking fascinating how smart they are. I love it.
I can only imagine this with text popping up when he looks up going, "wait, is the beard extra?" and when he looks down going, "on the house? Much appreciated."
candinos ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:53:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I lost it when the text went to past tense.
[deleted] ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy could not get a break...
salliek76 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:31:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So the original melanoma is what caused the big lump under his arm, but that wasn't where it actually started, right? That would seem like a weird place for skin cancer, but I don't really know much about it. Does melanoma have to start on the skin, or is that just the usual route?
weiyu643 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:58:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Most of the time it's a mole on the skin or sometimes a dark stripe under a nail but apparently it can start inside the body on organ tissue in very rare cases. That's just real tough luck because there's essentially no way to detect it until it's too late :(
genivae ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:14:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My sister in law has melanoma on her retina, and it was very luckily found during a routine eye exam when it was just a couple mm and hadn't begun to spread. She's still in the radiation stage of treatment, as it has been consistently shrinking the tumor, but it is scary to think that it can happen anywhere, so suddenly.
weiyu643 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:30:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that is very lucky. Shows the importance of regular checkups. Wish her luck on the rest of her treatment :)
genivae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, definitely. We've all been a little more diligent about checkups and having even slightly abnormal moles looked at, just to be safe. Her prognosis is great (the tumor is less than 1mm now!), and she will likely even keep her eye.
I hope she'll be cured. But do ask her to be vigilant years down the line, if she ever gets jaundice, abdominal pain and sudden weight loss in any combo she should get herself checked out. Melanoma is one of the very few cancers that can come back even 20 years down the line. Melanoma of the eye usually goes to the liver if it ever metastasises
, but that wasn't where it actually started, right? That would seem like a weird place for skin cancer, but I don't really know much about i
they always start in the skin (or eye). The primary tumour can metastasise very quickly and end end up in organs. You often find 'vanishing primary' melanoma in the clinic where the patient is riddled with tumours all over the body
The sad truth is that this happens to countless people, every, single day.
You're seeing a very small snapshot of what is reality for many people and their families.
Think about all those diseases you hear about that kill people, then realize that every single one of them has family that have their own bullshit to deal with.
So yea, you can call life a bitch if you want. That's a bit of an understatement.
True. The lymph nodes in my neck are naturally a little larger due to ridiculous amounts of sinus infections over the years. But a marble-sized lymph node in the armpit that stands out from the rest of the nodes should definitely be checked out.
I have a node in my neck probably 1.5 cm across that is a result of that. The real danger signs are when it is fixed to the tissue underneath and hard, or growing.
I have those all over my body (I think about 10 or so). They are called lipoma. Totally safe. Ugly, but safe. As you said, the real danger are those fixed to the tissue, hard and growing. They are calle liposarcoma.
It could be nothing, or it could be bad. Just go to the doctor, man. If it's nothing, you're out a co-pay. If it's something it could save your life. Just go to the doctor.
Pakyul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Might happen if you get an infection. Don't freak out about it, but don't let it go either. Call the doctor/nurse and ask them if it's something you should have checked out. That's what they're there for.
Any lump anywhere and you should go to a doctor... Now.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you're a teenager. It could be gynecomastia.
wggn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:46:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you should still get it checked out...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I would disagree with that. Speaking medically, approximately 50% of adolescent males will get gynecomastia. That's an insane amount. There are approximately 40 million Americans that are teenagers. Half of that would be male. That means that approximately 10 million teenagers will have gynecomastia, going up according to different sources. Comparing that to men who have a 1/1000 chance of getting breast cancer in their life, and with it being highly unlikely in males, it's not a good recommendation. You'll most likely cause more stress than anything. Breast Cancer, after all, itself is a very rare disease. That being said, if you feel a lump and you're a teenager, feel free to check it out with a doctor.
wggn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would probably get more stress not getting it checked out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Different people different feelings I guess. However, your doctor would probably just tell you it's gynecomastia rather than have you checked for breast cancer. At most, s/he would just tell you to watch the symptoms and if the lump was expanding and growing without stop, etc. to call again.
That's the sad part when it comes to any kind of cancer. Even when you've think you won, you lost.
I've seen several stories like this one; pictures showing their determination and courage to go through this and to fight it. Then there's the pictures of them cheering and dancing in joy when they hear that the cancer has been beaten.
Then a few months to a year passes, it comes back, and they're dead within a month.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING SHIT.
I wasn't ready..
bradn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I clicked I got the imgur over capacity giraffe. Look at it once in this context. It's hilarious.
pava_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit that was sad.
HarrysDa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your not kidding about the very sad ... I lost a niece to melanoma almost 3 years ago, still hurts.
Get your skin checked out
wtf dude....dam, my life doesn't seem so bad anymore...ty.
Nunuyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The gradual transition from first-person to third-person was some type of... fuck, I don't know what to call it. And the grab bag of ailments is just terrifying.
And what really pisses me off is that, to top it all off, his family is probably going to be paying for this until they die. Like, the longer he suffered, the longer they're going to suffer, emotionally and financially? He was most definitely aware of this, and it couldn't have helped his morbid situation. The man must have been through even more hell than most of us can imagine.
That was in incredibly triggering for me. Lost my brother 2 months ago from cirrosis of the liver and multiple different infections in his body. Very very painful to see a loved one suffer through sickness like this. My brother was young too. Only 25. I just don't know about life. So painful.
autoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am worried something like this might happen to my s.o, not really so much about myself though
It looks like this is a story of what happens when you have to make choices about whether you want to save money or see the doctor. It ends up being very involved, and then you die. :(
Towerss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely horrible. I've never felt this way about someone else in my whole life, it's so sad. It's kinda crazy to think that the Internet can elicit an emotional response like this. I heard someone here on Reddit say that we only truly die when our name is last spoken. This dude just became immortal in my book, at least according to that quote. I'm definitely making sure to sunscreen and cancer screen now, this is so scary. My heart just dropped when I saw him with his kids.
Wow. This brought back a lot memories from my dad's loss to cancer. One second you think it's okay, and then out of no where everything goes down hill.
So sad, and I can't help but wonder if his story would have been different if it didn't take TWO MONTHS to go back in after the first surgery. If he were a dog, he would have been back under the knife much sooner than that. Anyway, my sympathies to his friends and family.
A530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Melanoma is one of the slowest progressing cancers there are and if it was the size of a grapefruit, he was probably already stage 4 when he found it. Ugh, right in the feels for me, especially because his kids grow up without a Dad.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:11:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did he die?
ImBuGs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:24:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes he did. Fuck cancer man.
THCal804 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:30:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lan777 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:38:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High frequency percussive maintenance is the first thing I usually try on things. It tends to be the easiest thing to try first, just picking up the dtsfunctional object and giving gravity some physical assistance with mating rhe device to the table.
Holy hell, the AT wizard sounds like one of my previous Reactor Operators (RO).
The Reactor Officer (an O6) was in the control room for a performed observation.
He spotted the RO (a rather intelligent, rather odd southerner) shimming the control rods with two knives, one in each hand, all while perfectly reading off his correct procedure.
Calmly but sternly (not the time to yell, that comes later) the Reactor Officer asks, 'Petty Officer K____, why do you have two knives?"
RO K_____ finishes his step, looks over his shoulder at a man with two masters, over 20 years of experience, and earns in two months what K____ earns in a year, and states the obvious.
"Cause I gots two hands, sir."
He made it through his enlistment fully qualified and without being masted. God bless that loveable shitbag.
I knew what it was when I saw that the link was purple, but I clicked on it anyways. I have no idea why. I think it's the same impulse that makes me touch hot plates at restaurants.
I had to click that last one just to be sure it was what I thought it was.
It were.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK. Second Rick roll in 10 minutes!
Pikathew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On December 16, 2010, a Redditor named Matt posted a link describing how he has donated a kidney, and included a JustGive link to encourage users to give donations to the American Cancer Society. After an initially positive reaction, Reddit users began to become suspicious of Matt's intentions, and suggested that he was keeping the donations for himself. Users telephoned his home and he received death threats. Matt eventually proved that he was genuine by uploading his doctor's record.
Vectovox ยท 438 points ยท Posted at 18:15:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Wow. So you are saying everyone on reddit is the same, making reddit some sort of hivemind. Maybe you should think a bit before embarrassing yourself like that again.
gigitrix ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is far less entertaining when you understand that the author is a crazed outspoken "men's rights" lunatic. Someone combined his art and his words to demonstrate.
Knowing this gives the impression of who he is actually targeting with panels like this.
The comic is still accurate though, and there is a lot of art created by absolutely horrible people that's still good. Ender's Game is one of my favorite books even though I wish Orson Scott Card would go live in the woods and never contact another human being. I get what you're saying about his frame of mind while making the comic though.
gigitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's absolutely a valid decision to make, and not one I can personally choose in this case. Other people's mileages may vary, and that's fine :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The five not relevant links are the best part. I love when dumbass comments get upvoted because there are 15 links that make it seem like the person is really knowledgeable, but really no one even clicks the links.
Rebuta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I can't believe how many people are stealing your joke. I'm on your side here man. Just so you know I've submitted full scathing reports to the mods about this.
As a professional online activist against this kind of behaviour usually people give me gold as a small token of appreciation for my support.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:28:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those carnitas are missing the most important ingredient in authentic Carnitas though!!! Coca-cola is used to marinate and braise the meat, it gives the carnitas that delicious caramelized crisp it's known for. That's at least how they do it at all the great hole in the walls in California. Try it, it will make this delicious looking recipe even better.
Yo, how much coca cola? You can't tell us that then disappear for 7 hours with no reply. I wanna make this shit after telling me about this.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:08:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry dude! For this recipe, at like step 6 before the broth, I would probably fry the pork in fat until right before it starts to brown and add about 3 cups of Coke, whatever is enough to barely cover the meat. Boil it, bring it to a simmer and then continue the recipe. Might use a little less stock since the Coke is in there. At the end after 3 hours when all the liquid from the stock and the Coke simmers off it will have that delicious signature caramelized crispiness.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:54 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I didn't see your reply! I answered someone else. I use a different recipe so play around with it, I'm going to try yours with the coke asap
For this recipe, at like step 6 before the broth, I would probably fry the pork in fat until right before it starts to brown and add about 3 cups of Coke, whatever is enough to barely cover the meat. Boil it, bring it to a simmer and then continue the recipe. Might use a little less stock since the Coke is in there. At the end after 3 hours when all the liquid from the stock and the Coke simmers off it will have that delicious signature caramelized crispiness.
You call out someone's name it doesn't matter what they're doing and count down: 3-2-1 quadriplegic! And they have to instantly loose all muscle function in arms and legs. Have fun!
callans ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:42:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
those minigolf pools are only usually like 15 inches deep so the workers can fish the balls out easier...
If you look you can see those little bumber boat things that you can drive around in the background. The water he dove into is likely the pool those things are in at whatever amusement place this was.
On the real though, I wonder what the garbage truck workers policy is when shit like this happens? Like, are they supposed to clean up all the garbage, or is it the home owners fault?
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.
ToKe86 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:41:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see how it could possibly go badly. Best case scenario, he gets a bunch of upvotes (unlikely). More likely, he gets a bunch of downvotes just like the guy he's copying, and can pretend like he meant to do that. Worst case scenario, he'll just be ignored, which is identical to what would happen if he posted nothing anyway.
ToKe86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yea i actually expected a lot more downvoting than that. Saw this in AskReddit today and was a little disappointed
Naf5000 ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a picture of a giraffe in a small concrete-walled enclosure painted to look like the savannah, complete with an acacia tree. The giraffe is attempting to eat the leaves off the painted acacia tree.
Actually it's more likely that the giraffe is licking the concrete wall for salt and other minerals in the concrete. It just looks like it's trying to eat from the tree.
alejeron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
huh, I usually don't find fellow DF players in the wild...
Machegav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:23 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are surrounded by incessant cackling.
himit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason when I first read this I thought that he was commenting on a picture of a donkey, and was initially downvoted for a) calling it a giraffe and b) misspelling giraffe.
I thought it was about a donkey for years. My adult life has been a lie.
I feel like "edit: spelling" makes it clear he's joking and playing along. Plus he types comedically angry, not like.. Whiny angry. Wish I could have seen more of his post history to know for sure.
Semantic satiation (also semantic saturation) is a psychological phenomenon in which repetition causes a word or phrase to temporarily lose meaning for the listener, who then perceives the speech as repeated meaningless sounds.
CodeJack ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:52:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:54:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank fuck. I'm tired of it snowing in October until April. Even if it's -20 every day from January to March, I'll be happier than I was in previous years thanks to the 3 extra good months.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:07:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been driving around with my windows down some days. Feels great to have warm weather in December, praise be unto El Niรฑo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Keeps fuckin with me. It'll be pretty chilly one day so I'll think "Okay, Winter, a little late, but I see you've finally arrived." And then the next day I grab my jacket and scarf and head out the door and them I'm like "Welp, it's fifty degrees, I look like an idiot."
They're totally worth it. Avoid the really cheap ones for $5 and invest in a really good pair. One of those things that you spend good money on once and will last forever.
Nah been here my whole life. Which is even more pathetic 'cause I'm still perfectly awful at it :)
It's just hard to shovel because of the wonderful layer of ice that always forms under the snow and makes me do what this guy is doing. End up buying bags of salt every year because I live on a hill and my car will do this too if I don't.
foo757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, slow down, you'll hurt yourself!"
Two things that aren't going to happen: me slipping while walking at my normal pace, and a New Englander slowing down for anything.
It can be that slippery. Usually it isn't, but if its real cold at night, the surface freezes and then its that bad. Or, if snow starts to melt then refreezes, the bottom layer turns into ice and then you'd better say a prayer, trying to walk on it :)
Cars tend to slide really easily on black ice, which is ice that you can't see. It blends into whatever surface its on. And, just from personal experience, my car takes FOREVER warming up in the winter. But that's probably because its an absolute dinosaur.
I remember seeing this like last year and I was under the impression that it was just a funny candid video. It's not impossible to slip on snowy ice, then lose and regain your balance by flailing.
That's called the recovery flail it happens when you really don't want to fall and is icy
[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 19:19:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lived in Missouri, and I slipped on a patch of ice on my front porch. It took me a good 20 seconds to actually fall. I think the flailing actually hurt me more than the fall did.
It's completely fake. And as a snow-dweller, it really bugs me. You can see his feet getting a firm plant a few times before he twists. A slip and fall lasts like two seconds MAX. This is like six seconds long.
Tommy2255 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:55:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The only way to protect our soldiers from this weapon is for everyone to scream constantly 24/7. That way when the screaming stops, we know they're dead.
This weapon functions as a +1 Dagger (you gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made using this weapon).
Additionally, when you reduce a creature to 0 hit points with a weapon attack using this dagger, it casts the silence spell centered on the target of that attack, with a duration of 1 minute. Once this power manifests, it cannot manifest again for 6 hours.
Somewhat ornate but not egregiously so, this dagger was commissioned by a collector with very... specific tastes. Many an assassin has sought this dagger only to have their last gasp become it's latest recording. It is said among those steeped in lore that the last words of it's creator are the very first to have been etched into it's memory
This weapon functions as a +3 Dagger (you gain a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made using this weapon).
Additionally, once a day, you may activate the special properties of the dagger. Firstly, the next strike made with the dagger is guaranteed to be a critical hit, and will bypass any non-epic damage resistance or immunity to critical hits. Secondly, the dagger begins absorbing all sound within a 2 metre radius. Those inside the 2 metres notice nothing unusual, but to those outside, it is as if the two metres are under the effect of a Silence spell centred on the dagger.
If the next strike after activation does not bring it's target to 0 or fewer hitpoints, the charge is wasted. The Silence effect ends, and all the sound that had been absorbed since activation is released at once in a single thunderclap. How loud this is depends on how much noise was absorbed, but it is usually loud enough to alert anyone nearby.
However, if the next strike after activation does bring it's target to 0 or fewer hitpoints, then the dagger fulfils it's purpose. Firstly, it is partially recharged - it can be activated again in just 1 hour, rather than tomorrow. Secondly, the dagger continues recording sound for another minute, at which point the Silence effect ends and the sounds recorded are committed to the dagger's memory.
Any recording in The Last Word can be replayed at any time with use of the proper command word. Said command word can be discovered with a DC15 Spellcraft check, or the requirement can be bypassed each time with a DC15 Use Magical Device check. Any recording can be permanently deleted with a separate command word that requires a DC30 Spellcraft check to learn. Additionally, if you are not the original commissioner of the dagger the deletion command word requires a DC25 UMD check each time you make use of it.
It is not known how many recordings The Last Word can hold, though there is a limit. The dagger may have any number of recordings on it when found, but will always have that of it's creator, which cannot be deleted.
How's that? Hope it works alright, I've never actually played DnD so all the numbers are pretty much pulled out my arse. Hopefully it's close enough though. I really like the idea of someone who collects esoteric things like people's last words. Maybe they'd lend the party the dagger to collect someone specific? And big thanks to /u/ItsADnDMonsterNow (also /u/Jonyb222) for inspiring this and being generally cool!
...once a day ... the next strike made with the dagger is guaranteed to be a critical hit, and will bypass any non-epic damage resistance or immunity to critical hits.
Oh, shit!
...the dagger begins absorbing all sound within a 2 metre radius ... outside, it is as if the two metres are under the effect of a Silence spell centred on the dagger.
If the next strike ... does not bring it's target to 0 or fewer hitpoints, the charge is wasted ... The Silence effect ends, and all the sound that had been absorbed since activation is released at once in a single thunderclap.
Ohh, shiiii--
...if the next strike after activation does bring it's target to 0 or fewer hitpoints ... it is partially recharged - it can be activated again in just 1 hour ... the dagger continues recording sound for another minute, at which point the Silence effect ends and the sounds recorded are committed to the dagger's memory.
Any recording in The Last Word can be replayed at any time with use of the proper command word ... It is not known how many recordings The Last Word can hold ... The dagger may have any number of recordings on it when found, but will always have that of it's creator, which cannot be deleted.
...Wow. Well done. Seriously.
slow clap
For reals, aside from a few technical wording differences (which only rules lawyers like me would probably notice anyway), this sounds like something I'd make. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a little bit envious that I didn't think of this myself. Bravo!
Oh, wow, thank you! That is high praise indeed, your stuff is generally awesome:D I guess all those years reading the Order of the Stick comic and forums finally paid off!
I am imagining someone holding it up, this massive bullet on it, and slowly waving the hammer in preparation to strike. Sounds like something from a Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner cartoon.
You could set off the primer and ignite the powder with a punch and a hammer but it wouldn't "work" in the sense that a gun works. Like, you wouldn't be able to shoot somebody with it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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wggn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of my silly dreams is to be a network executive so that I can launch a full series and send them to the most remote and majestic locations on the planet.
Deacon_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:22 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a long Adult Swim bump.
Chimone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The style of this video kinda reminds me of Rick & Morty. The stuttering in the words and sense of terrible improvisation is what really makes it hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a gentler and more seductive version of BDSM, essentially. You can change how people think or cause them to feel sensations that don't exist, give them false memories, make them feel as if they're tied up, it's even possible to give them orgasm commands or make them unable to cum without permission. All kinds of possibilities.
So it's not Tomayto Tomayto? Because I thought it was the same word twice
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:00:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the same word, but based on the concept that people pronounce the word differently. Saying 'Tomayto Tomahto' (Tomato Tomato) Is an expression used to say that two distinctions really have no difference.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's more of a harmless prank. It didn't cost the other person any money or anything, maybe like a couple hours interacting with the prankster.
And because of that glorious prank thousands of people got a good laugh.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:39:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dick
Scyrothe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You almost said "It's just a prank." So close...
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:26:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell are the comments on that? It's like some of them are trying to sell mascara, but they're all randomly generated by bots made by somebody that only has a basic handle on english.
slaboon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:17 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it looks so weird, almost surreal.
Sofiapie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This brought me to tears.
Roomso1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say thank you. I've been stuck on that site for 30 minutes now and it is rare for me to be reading something alone and laugh out loud but I'm fucking crying of laughter. <3
Zenabel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great. now I'm here at work trying to silent chuckle, looking like a dumbass
He was the best. I kinda feel his latest were fakes and then he disappeared. 27bslash6 took over as the best, his book was good but he kinda disappeared too after that.
I'm disappointed that he hasn't released any new content since June 2013. I found him around 2012 and read his emails every couple of months, but I've since forgotten about it. It'll be a good read to go through them again though.
This is a picture of Cersei Lannister speaking to Brienne of Tarth. Brienne escorted Cersei's twin brother Jaime a long ways and bonded along the way. And you learn in episode 1 of GoT that Cersei and Jaime have an incestuous relationship.
I get all of that, but what's up with the last panel?
SG_Dave ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BSOD.
When a computer stops working, sometimes you get that screen. It's a visual representation that her brain has shutdown because she can't compute the response from Brienne. Did she mean that as in she slept with Jaime? As a jab at Cersei? Was it actually innocent? She doesn't know.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the blue screen of death is a joke on Cersei trying to comprehend Brienne's sibling love for Jaime and resulting in her "crashing" because the only love she sees Jaime for is sexual.
Cersei.exe is attempting to read file "brotherlylove.txt"
ERROR: Cersei.exe has crashed
Cersei and her brother fuck eachother on the daily. Cersei loves her brother a little more than anybody else in the world. Brienne says she loves Jaime like a brother. Does Brienne know about their incestuous relationship?
The blue screen represents Cersei's brain crashing out of anger.
Cersei and her brother fuck eachother on the daily. Cersei loves her brother a little more than anybody else in the world. Brienne says she loves Jaime like a brother. Does Brienne know about their incestuous relationship?
The blue screen represents Cersei's brain crashing out of anger.
Don't pay him any mind, if you haven't seen the show it makes sense it'd go over your head - and that's okay!
Basically look at it like this - Cersei (in red) is having an incestuous relationship with her own brother, Jaime. Brienne (in blue) just brought Jaime back from a long bout in captivity, and the two of them became friends along the way (Brienne may or may not have developed some feelings for him as well)
So Cersei is asking Brienne if she's in love with Jaime, to which Brienne responds in a way that many of us would: "Oh, like a brother!" This - to most of us is obviously no big deal because its a platonic, but close bond.
Cersei, however, cannot comprehend what that means because she's fucking this particular brother, and she despises her other brother. She in short, her brain is crashing like the Blue Screen of Death in an attempt to comprehend what Brienne means by that simple statement.
Now that I've killed the frog here, I hope it makes a little more sense :-) to be fair, this piece of dialogue was never actually said in the show, but it makes for a hilarious joke.
eperker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:12 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I'm only four seasons in. I can't believe you spoiled episode 1!
I didn't even notice! It says something about a sister, but It's too much a JPEG to tell
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:52:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only just realised that was a fairly smart insult. I don't know if Brienne meant it like that or not now, gosh darn it.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:51:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:59:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit. I thought something was off. Thanks for clearing that up, it's been a while since I rewatched GoT, the harddrive I had it all on got buggered so with my internet it's too much of a hassle to redownload.
Considering she doesn't say it at all, I don't think it matters. Having a quick witty response like that wouldn't even be remotely in line with Brienne's character.
"I was taught:
kookaburra shits in the old gum tree Shoot em up the arse with a 303 Die, kookaburra, die, kookaburra Dead your life must be.
Yea New Zealand is a strange place"
"never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye. never take the strike pads off a matchbook or go the the hardware store and then look by the paint thinners for muriatic acid, don't bring a pot into a rapid boil and get hydrogen peroxide or go to a farming store and then buy pH strips and pvc pipe or those fuel tanks that make outdoor grills light.
CAUSE THATS HOW YOU MAKE CRYSTAL METH~"
(Credit goes to u/dangerevans007 and Whitest Kids U Know(Seriously, after the 10th time people said this is where it came from you'd think people would realize that they don't have to say it anymore))
rockidol ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"A wise man once told me, "steampunk is just goth kids who discovered the color brown""
Well goth kids who discovered brown and learned to chill the fuck out maybe.
Seriously when have you seen a steampunk person go on and on about how much pain they're in or how deep their torment is or whatever the fuck. They seem pretty nice.
"Steampunk is just goth kids who discovered the color brown" that is 100% accurate. I freaking love steampunk and I was that weird kinda goth kid in middle school. No shame, steampunk is beautiful.
Aw who downvoted me? :(
Aiyon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Considering "Gothic" is also used to describe victorian-era stuff, it kinda fits that Steampunk would be brown goth :P
I think if drug users knew what was in meth, they might not try it the first time. Meth should have an ingredients list, like food has. People look at the label, see and that crap, and no vitamins, they might say nope the first time.
Australian magpies are assholes. During 'swooping season' they'll swoop down and fiercely peck at anyone who goes past them. This sucks in suburban neighbourhoods as they'll often nest in trees on the street, so kids walking to school get bombarded.
Much like all corvids (whoops, Aussie magpies are not corvids), they remember people's faces. Over generations, corvids have been known to avoid areas where they were once attacked.
JMAN7102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me, I am crying right now from that. She was fucking terrified and I shouldn't be laughing this hard...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:13 on April 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saved this after reading your comment 4 months ago. I had a browse through my saved section for the first time since then and re-watched, it still gets me!
Cullvion ยท 1377 points ยท Posted at 17:42:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But they're immortal. Meanwhile we're about to get wiped out by a pox caused by these shitty smartphones and tablets with their disgusting touch screens.
It's exchanges like this that make me think that novelty+amazement="miraculous invention!" Gotta have that novelty though, or it's like trying to get as excited about fruit as you are for VR gaming.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOL pocket whaleeess
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Eh we're already slowly entering a cyberpunk dystopia world, so we get to have all the futuristic stuff when it's shit. You may not get to be a Captain Zapp Brannigan or Kirk, but you could be uh... hacker, a Blade Runner if AI gets that advanced. Maybe get some glow-y tats and bad fashion sense... man the future sucks.
Pocket Whales were HUGE on Reddit for a week or 2 after they did this future post day. There's a /r/PocketWhales but its just depressing after how fun it started like most trends here
jorda_n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the day they did this, and I still can't figure out how they had SO MANY posts for literally any year you could imagine. I remember looking thousands of years into the future and never hitting an end.
Also, I wish people still cared about Pocket Whales. That was a fun trend for a week and half
patch28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the bitcoin symbols for money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol highest up voted post was release date for half life 3.
I was banned without explanation without ever looking at or posting in the sub. The good news is that I found a lot of the front page funny and comment there on another account. /r/meirl is a better sub but needs more users.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone posted a picture of the Transfinancial GoFundMe, and I commented with a link to the GoFundMe page without commentary so that people could see it for themselves. I was banned for "spamming transphobic garbage." ๐
The gofundme is clearly a joke and isn't really that insulting to trans people, but even if that's banworthy, all you did is just post the direct link.
whynaut4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have been literally laughing for ten minutes after reading this. It was so long and loud my wife and daughter started laughing too. Thank you for that.
Someone did that, it was a two step process, a camera guy had to decide to record her asshole and the editor had to decide that the perfect video cut was through her asshole .
Also, I first thought that picture 12 was a picture of lots of people using the lamps as basketballs.
Edit: I wished more of these would be infinite, for example the leaf and bike one (http://i.imgur.com/REtFuKP.jpg) would be amazing if it continued in infinity down.
Edit 2: If you haven't seen all of the pictures, it is really worth your while, they are fucking amazing.
One of my teachers in high school who was new had those hanging all around her classroom. We were her first official students. After a few weeks one of the guys suddenly stood up, walked up to them and said,"okay pardon my language but what the fuck is going on with these pictures you have hanging?"
Funny thing is I actually watched all of the Going Deep series last night with my buddy, strange to see it posted on reddit the very next day.
t1m1d ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 20:46:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Going Deep with Asa Akira, along with the deleted scenes, are easily two of my favorite videos on youtube.
Tommy2255 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:44:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Since she didn't know the answer to one of those questions, I'll answer it. The actual reason why Japanese porn is weird is largely because actual genitals have to be censored by law. Tentacle porn, which actually has some history in Japanese culture, dating back to some really old scrolls with a bunch of flowery artistic images of a lady shoving squids up her cooch, became popular specifically to avoid censorship laws, because tentacles are not genitals and therefore do not need to be censored. Similarly, vomit is also not genitals, and so all kinds of weird shit can be filmed without needing to be censored.
It's actually harder to censor weird porn, because it's harder to legally define exactly what makes it porn. If you extend the definition as far as "anything someone gets off to is porn", you'd end up capturing lots of things that actually aren't porn in that definition, because people are weird.
That guy is (was?) pretty big in Russia. This is one of his more well-known performances. Not my style of music or anything but his vocal range is incredible:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjO_VXHxsRw
Phallen55 ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 17:38:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you look you can find a version with English subtitles for the lyrics. It's a fairly standard love song, iirc. No idea what that has to do with fish or opera or a naked guy with gills playing the accordion, but I'm not complaining.
ARHVYM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its a bunch of motifs from the Slavic mythology surrounding 'Rusalki'. They're essentially sirens who live in water and make people fall in love with them using their hauntingly beautiful voices.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:14:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, first I was just really impressed, but now, I'm so blown away I'm almost angry. How the FUCK do you get your voice that high?? Could this level of extreme falsetto (Oh fuck, I just realized, is this even his falsetto??) be achieved through training alone?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:24:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it beautiful? The story behind that song makes it truly what it is. It's a wordless opera. He's singing in scat, because there are no words to describe the loss of his mother. He sings in his highest (6th octave) so that his mother, wherever she may be, can hear him singing to her.
mika6000 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:47:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! He's basically Plava Laguna!
Hoedoor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad you posted this, I thought the dude was just some weirdo only good for a laugh judging from that other video. Now I know he's a talented weirdo with music I want to check out
Oh my god! Thank you for this! My choir teacher showed us this back in 7th grade. I remember being opened mouth in my choir room, and then our teacher said "Just wait. He goes up a half step." Blew my mind at the end.
Damn I was just about to post this link me and my friends fell in love with Vitas after seeing the previous video and searched for more stuff and came across this gem.
I've seen this before and think it every time I see it again, but damn, his stage presence is fantastic. Not moving around much, not much variation, but something about his charisma just works perfectly.
Lone_K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After all these years, I've finally found it. It's been years since I've seen this.
Well the last time was when it was years that I've seen it. But now months later I finally get to save it.
Holy fuck I want Tim Burton to art direct a stage show for this guy! I would watch the fucking shit out of that!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
And to think, if I decided to go to bed like a normal person instead of stay up until 6am on Reddit, I would have never seen these videos! They are magical
EDIT: GUYS there's a 10h loop of the bloolooloohahaha bit! It's just what we needed!
definitely playback: that is definitely a studio recorded orchestra, and you also see he misses the lipsyncing slightly here and there. So sure, seemingly nice range, but who knows what kind of fuckery was done in the studio or if it's even him hitting those notes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had no clue what he was saying for the longest time yet I still loved this video. So one day I showed my Russian friend and he told me he was saying "I came to this song" over and over again.
kraytee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I literally just got this fucking song out of my head and now it's back in there.
Yeah I was there with you, blessed was that comment, I also have it saved in mine and was about to post it here, glad I scrolled down before I got yelled at for re-commenting.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:50:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Literally just open like 6 tabs of /r/randnsfw. There is a button at the top left of all nsfw subs anyway. You get unexpected variety with narrow results, and discover a lot of things through it.
Does it take only recent good-scoring links from the NSFW subreddits and put them into a slideshow or or how does this work? How are the images/gifs selected? sorry for being dumb.
LiDog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:59:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are correct. Top selections from different subs still somewhat organized by link karma probably
There's an excellent novel called Permutation City by Greg Eagan which quite poignantly explores the implications of digital immortality. Be warned, it's pretty fucking hard sci-fi but it's an amazing read if you can keep up with his admittedly dense yet insightful prose.
philop ยท 1599 points ยท Posted at 16:24:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
enlighten me. Maybe they have so much karma because they are funny, insightful, etc. karma whoring for me is reposting or only posting answers that they know are in the reddit circlejerk. Vargas makes funny comments and is rewarded for doing so with upvotes.
What did he do to get his Karma that low? Does he have it reset every day? I've seen over a thousand in Karma in just his recent history - and yet his profile only reads "164".
ismand75 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:50:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He linked the wrong acciunt, as other people commemted, it's /u/_vargas_
Got it. But still, the guy using /u/vargas without the underlines has a karma score that doesn't make sense given his profile. Like he's the antivargas.
Kongo204 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I thought you totally disappeared! I definitely fall under the category of people who didn't know that. I always loved reading your comments though.
You play through the map, see where the car ends up, and put a random ramp at some point in the cars path. I'm not saying it's easy, but it's not overly complicated to do, just extremely time-consuming, also requires quite a bit of creativity.
Also I'm not familiar with the level creator in trackmania, but it looks like the guy would have to play through the map each time to see where the car would end up.
A bit late to reply but yeah, you have to play through the map each time to see where the car would end up. Most ''press forward'' trackmania tracks usually ain't that long due to this, and the level of detail this person has put to the map with obstacles and whatnot just slightly not touching the car is incredible as he'd have to go back each time he gets it wrong and change the placement, try again etc. One of the best (at least the best I've seen in Canyon so far) press forward tracks out there.
To put it into perspective these maps might look ''easy'' but some of these have only got world records done by 10 people and these are 10-20 seconds long:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko8C30nq_k8
(It's trackmania nations, not canyon but the dynamic of how the car is handled and the tracks are similar in difficulty.)
Yeah, the car getting fucked up from the bounces and the tire squeal ruined it for me. I'm not familiar with trackmania but if you can make custom ramps (parabolic functions, I doubt it), it'd be possible to make ramps that are exactly in the orientation of your car, and with a curve that doesn't cause it to slide at all.
I don't care about the tire squeal, but knocking the car about was kinda cutting corners. It takes a long time to make these though, so can't criticise them too much.
I feel the opposite really, some of the flips the car made is from it landing on two side wheels rather than all four, only a couple were from knocking the side of the car. As for the sliding I can't deal with it because it's actually totally fixable, whereas the other thing is not. If the ramp is at the same angle as the car plane, then the car will always hit the ground evenly, but some of the ramps were angled away in order to turn the car faster.
I don't know much about trackmania but I feel like having a higher traction wheel would have solved a lot of it.
It's not fixable (almost 100% sure about this) due to the dynamics of how the car works. But if you think it's possible to do it give it a try because that concept and pulling it off would make you a God and I'd love to see it myself.
Source: played a shitload of Trackmania on/off for 5+ years and probably made about 200 maps in total.
Edit: Oh to add to why: You can't really place the road wherever you want, you get like a block to put it on and you can put it a level above/below and connect additional road blocks where you want them. To make it work like you say you need to mod it and single handedly place each block where you want them and then typing in the coordinates (xxx, yyy, zzz) and maaaaaaybe just maybe it'll work (don't know if there's a blockmixer program for Canyon though as I couldn't be bothered with it too much even in Trackmania Nations), but imagine doing that with 500-1000+ blocks.
Yeah looking at some of these tracks, it seems only possible to place tracks orthogonally, so what I was saying about rotating them exactly to the degree would be impossible.
Also I have no experience with trackmania, I just assumed you had a greater level of flexibility than you actually do. To make a map like that with the restrictions you described is really impressive.
I was expecting it to be something like Line Rider in 3D, if you've ever played that.
Never played Line Rider in 3D but I looked it up and it's completely different how you create levels, looks like a fun game though. I suspected you thought it was something like that so thought I'd explain because it made sense that it wouldn't seem impressive without knowing that.
You got a predefined set of roads and can only rotate them in 90' angles as well unless they are squares that you can make ''platforms'' out of which are used a lot in that video, it's only possible to mess with the roads visually and where to place them (on top of each other etc. hereby the name ''blockmixing''.)
You should give the game a try sometime. Even though there's a serious learning curve the community is usually pretty friendly and it's fun because your records get saved on the server so instead of racing for first place or getting on the local 100 list you can just go for improving your own time as well.
Have a continued nice evening/night/morning fellow internet goer.
no lol, never heard of "Line Rider in 3D", I just meant "Line Rider" in 3D. Line Rider is a little flash game that's been around forever that is totally 2D and has a built in level creator that is simply you drawing lines that make the ramps.
That explains why I ''only'' found the 2D version but guessed that it was as simple as the results I found either way, haha. The brain stops making certain connections with lack of sleep. Life pro tip: don't struggle with sleep. Life pro tip number 2: If you do, don't be as weak as me and not delete your account, because when you give up trying unless you're exhausted Reddit consumes whatever progress you could have made.
I think knocking the car about was intentional and not for cutting corners. If he wanted to make a map like you say is actually easier if you go about it from the start. Making these maps and actually making them cool rather than boring is harder than it looks and would probably not be as well received by the Trackmania community.
Some maps are like that, but this isn't one of them. If you skip to the 4:36 mark watch as he comes down off the ramp. There is a clear change of direction there.
Not that this really matters, but I disagree. He landed with the car facing towards the left, whilst accelerating. The car corrects to the direction of acceleration.
If you look closely, you can see the wheels, and they do not turn.
Edit: the YouTube description says you just press forward. The map is a "PF" map, meaning "press forward".
There are some really tough long maps out there as well but you couldn't do barrel rolls like this consistently knowing where you'd end up etc. for 5+ minutes, let alone 30 seconds. I'd almost go as far as saying doing that is Battletoads difficulty.
Where do I find more of this? This is some serious automatic mario shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately ive never found any other trackmania as good as this.
To ruin the fun though, the map is built around the car holding accellerate and moving directly forward constantly. The map is built around the physics of how it falls / flips. Still amazing, in a different way :P
DuckTub ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:15:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime the car got dinged I was like oh coool.
Then, for some reason, my brain interpreted this video as a man with cancer living to old age, living his life, having his downfalls and enjoying them.
Until he dies.
Damn, that was more of a feeltrip than it needed to be
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:33:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:08:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. Given that "one" is the low end of the scale, and "even" is the high end, and given that "I can't even", it can be inferred that you are not on the high end of the "high" scale, therefore you are not high.
UNLESS: You can't even because you are ABOVE the "even" high point of the "high" scale, therefore you are so high you "can't even".
DuckTub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:26 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have smoked 6 alcohols
hcrld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, like this?
Warning, super depressing.
Also, not mine, don't upvote. I don't need the comment karma.
V1russ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Likely the most useless piece of information I've ever seen that will no doubt save my life one day in the future.
Freefall from an airplane is completely survivable with some planning.
Caught in a freefall? Your airplane explode? Your parachute didn't open? Here's what to do!
Your body doesn't keep increasing in speed, it hits what's called terminal velocity. You're a human being, so you'll max out at about 120 miles per hour. Even less if you stretch out like a flying squirrel. That's not even that fast, really.
The first thing you'll usually do is wake up. There's not a lot of oxygen where airplanes fly, so you'll pass out when you get sucked out. This is fine, orient yourself, figure out which way is up and which way is down. You have about four minutes of quality time to come up with a solution to your very real problem.
Look around. Do you see a parachute barreling towards the Earth near you? Grab that shit, problem solved!
Don't see a parachute? No problem, do you see debris? A big flat piece of airplane scrap is perfect, ride that shit to safety. It will slow you down immensely. If you didn't know, that's how parachutes work you dense motherfucker.
Nothing around you to grab onto? No problem. Look down, find yourself somewhere nice to land.
Water? Avoid that shit! The only difference between water and concrete is that water will swallow your shattered body after it kills you. You need something that likes to compress when force is applied. Snow loves that shit. Find your ass some snow.
No snow? Mud is good too. Deep ass mud is perfect. You want swampy marshland. It's hard to tell how deep mud is, so it's not a great bet, but it's better than nothing.
Do you see trees? Trees have a great habit of slowing you down a little bit by beating the shit out of you with branches. Each one will probably break a bone as you blast through them, but that's fine. If each one takes 10 mph from your descent, just 12 branches could save your life. Avoid redwoods. You'll slow down enough to survive only to fall 50+ feet from the last branch and die anyway.
No snow, no trees, and no mud? No problem!
Hit the ground with the balls of your feet as close to the last second as possible. Each leg will take the impact, dividing it in half, shattering your legs, and then your hips, but preserving your soft organs and vitally important head. Look for shallow slopes that will cradle your broken body when you come to a stop. Avoid falling forward or backward, try to fall to the side.
Homeboy survived because the glass took a lot of his momentum away, severely diminishing the speed he landed with. That's your goal. Slow yourself down, slam into as many friendly things as possible on your way down. Land with your head up and your feet down.
Falling out of an airplane is safer than falling out of a six story building. At least you have time to plan out where and how you land. Stay smart!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:36:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol it's a funny comment but it's not going to help. Falling out of an airplane is pretty much a death sentence. I would say the best thing to do is land with your head so you die immediately and don't have to suffer as much.
I get that 9 time out of ten, you're not likely to survive a fall from that height, but it has happened.
falls330 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:35:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just have to say this.. I'm really fucking high right now. Like extremely. And the way this information was presented made me feel like my plane exploded and I was plummeting towards the earth, and recalling my training that I read on some random reddit thread. Holy shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not stoned but I can imagine the terror you felt. At one point I had my arms wrapped around my body while inwardly cringing at the thought of having four minutes to plan my survival technique.
falls330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, as i understand it, the best thing to do is grab your knees and try to pull them behind your head. The advantage of this, is that it puts you in a better position to kiss your ass goodbye.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:10:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Served.
jordos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
nigel013 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uhm yeah, if I ever fall out of a plane, I'm planning on landing head first. Rather be dead than shatter every bone in my legs and hip. I hate being in normal pain, let alone excruciating pain.
im not certain but ive seen people say that this is of a Japanese show where something in the room is made of chocolate and the contestants have to find it by biting things.
Yeah, I haven't watched it myself, but I think the show's contestants are confectioners who are extremely good at making everyday objects out of candy/chocolate. Then I'm guessing celebrity guests will put it to the test by going around the room and try to guess what it is by biting into it.
OTFRESH ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:48:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
" Jesus probably doesn't like that "
" Jesus has a sense of humor though "
" That explains why he made you "
Fucking savage. He should be a verified roastee.
This site gives you a good idea of how vast our solar system is by shrinking the moon down to one pixel. Takes pretty long to scroll across the entire thing if you read the text as well.
I can't believe I just read that entire thing. I couldn't stop. Hahahahaha
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:31:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow i did not understand everything, it seems like it's written in some really strange language an plays in some parallel universe.
The described characters are unrealistically stupid, but still i find the thought that this might have actually happened intriguing.
Holy fucking shit, that was worth the read. It's hard for me to even imagine that people even do that shit. I would have been so stressed out the entire time
My first time seeing this. By the time i got to "Kevin didnt know dogs and cats were different animals. " I completely lost it and Spent about 5 minutes laughing on that one. No ragrets
xkcloud ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 16:56:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Posted this some time ago, but it never took off.
Here's a comment about some marines getting swarmed by children during a mock war in Norway:
"They left me laying like a Family Guy accident victim. Moaning and screaming in the cold. Rifle packed with snow and dirt. Boot buried some-fucking-where. They ran away laughing, jabbering in their crazy language. I lay there trying to figure out just what in the great American fuck had happened."
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/1w0sav/6th_grade_girl_bullies_get_destroyed/cexnfsr)
Edit: Norwegia is not a country.
[deleted] ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 22:46:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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QueanB ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:11:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is a beautiful story.
xenokilla ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:40:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of the three marines that started a snoball fight in norway, it did not end well.
I'm also in Trondheim and just 2 weeks ago 2 of my friends and i got in a snowball fight with 3 other Norwegian kids, very young. They didn't even have overwhelming numbers, theyre just like ninjas in the night, impossible to hit and deadly accurate. They drilled our asses until we surrendered and then taunted us. And I'm even from a cold region of the US where I thought I was good at snowball fights.
I am Norwegian, bacon pรธlse is the best shit ever. That said, the notorious snow fights are one of the best memories I got from my childhood. We'd spend an hour or two making forts out of snow, set some ground rules like ''don't cross this line'' (which was easily forgotten) and from experience: ''No icy snowballs''. The icy snowballs are snowballs you craft by taking off your gloves using the heat from your hands to slightly melt them making them to near perfection spending about 20-30 secs on each one before you put them in your artillery, usually a couple kids got the job of making those while the others built the fort. It was a lot of fun but in hindsight could get pretty bad. But the feeling of a body slightly hurting with marks here and there and coming back inside for cocoa or tea or whatever some parents had was awesome.
edit: Apparently I'm violating rule 9. This is a pretty deep post so if anyone needs any further explanation please let me know and I will assist as needed.
batclocks ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:12:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why are people turned on by seeing other men cum? Let alone chaffe his dick on this chicks tits.
rreighe2 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Protip in case this ever happens again: if sewage starts coming up a drain during a flood, turn on the water. The sewage is trying to rise to a certain level, and dumping it out the window is just going to let more sewage come up the drain to try to fill to that level. If you turn the water on, though, you replace sewage with water, and reach that level with clean water instead of disgusting sewage.
There was a hotel owner in Prague who flooded his whole ground floor with clean water so that as the floodwaters rose around the hotel, the clean water would hold the dirty water out. It paid off.
I was in class when the planes hit. We all heard a sound I bet most of us associated with the noise bombs make when they're falling in Saturday morning cartoons. Even the professor paused for a second. I said "Relax guys, we're just getting bombed." Ha ha...
A few minutes later class lets out, and before I reach the lobby a classmate comes running back screaming "The Towers are hit! There's fire!". I have no idea what he's talking about so I rush out to see for myself. What I first noticed were the cars stopped in the middle of the road with their drivers standing outside all looking in the same direction, radios blasting, with people gathered around them trying to listen. It was a scene out of Independence Day... [follow the link to read the rest of th post]
Another redditor, temptotosssoon, wrote this a while ago.
throw away account cause this is really personal.
My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life.
I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter.
I had a great job and my wife didn't have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter.... [Read more by following the link]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
WHY?
The thread has it's nsfw tag which generally means the content within has some nsfw things, I also said directly that its PORN. One can assume that means if you click my link its most likely nsfw.
Maybe we found the real way to create a Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Just have this on repeat in a room with no Windows or clocks while you train/study lol
If you have an android phone or tablet, buy Drastic and search for Pokemon Storm Silver and play the game that soul silver should have been in the go!
If you have a pc, download Dsmume and play it that way!
Storm silver unlocks the gameboy music right away instead of making you catch all the pokemon (and basically make you never want to play again) like it did in soul silver, its also harder and has a slightly different story and newer/ all legendary pokemon are available. It's by far my favorite pokemon game. In fact I may go play it right now.
Does anyone have the link to the video where a guy finds a giant bin of these things and pushes the whole thing down to make this horrifying... I don't know how to describe the sound, wailing?
load231 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:53:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that the part that made me laugh hardest was the slight flatness of all the notes, and the fact that the pitch dropped the longer they were held.
rockidol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should put an epilepsy warning on it.
dv7d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Love it
gigitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the level of production values in the animations that pushes his stuff over the edge, it's amazing.
I don't know for sure, but I'm going to put a cautionary epilepsy warning on this video. There's a few seconds at 0:26 where it flashes red and blue pretty quickly.
Man, this brings me back, about 10 years ago in the early flash days when the internet was just loaded with hilarious nonsensical short animated videos.
onedoor ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:07:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He took classes didn't he? I went on his wiki page a few days ago.
Yeah:
Tyson chose to attend Harvard University where he majored in physics and lived in Currier House. He was a member of the crew team during his freshman year, but returned to wrestling, eventually lettering in his senior year. In addition to wrestling and rowing in college, he was active in dance, in styles including jazz, ballet, Afro-Caribbean, and Latin Ballroom.[17]
I feel as though learning how to dance would be a worthwhile skill to have. All kinds of dance. It just seems like it'd be something awesome to know how to do.
phome83 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His moves are out of this world.
ktsb ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:54:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He should dedicate an entire episode of the cosmos to his dance moves.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:07:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There were some photos and a video of him clubbing in Reykjavik (the capital of Iceland) completely off his face on MDMA (ecstasy), I reckon he's a complete raver.
Edit: I found them, on Reddit too, and look further down the friend for more third party people with more photos verifying it:
I didn't mean to be a dick about it, I just get lightly salted when I see posts with small amounts of replies doing the obligatory, "RIP inbox lol!" "OMG I know what they mean by RIP inbox now!" It's just really irritating
A response by "craig_the_intern" from AskReddit: Most initmidating line to go into a fight:
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphicter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying precence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
cobalt26 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:57:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I've never seen this before. Thanks for the laugh!
EagleEye_ ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:10:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I have a few more, but to stick with a lot of other people in this thread, I'll just leave a funny link. I might come back and edit this with some more stuff from there.
Stormtrooper accuracy is something of a joke on the internet. They never seem to hit any important person when they shoot at them, missing constantly. There's a Cracked article on it, for god's sake. Everyone has heard the joke.
It's a complete and total lie, and it ignores the relevant details of the events.
To prove that they are, in fact, crack shots, watch the opening sequence in A New Hope. Here we have a number of stormtroopers charging into a narrow breach into heavy fire, yet they are able to gun down more rebel soldiers in cover than they take in casualties! This is not amateur night here--this is stone cold killers, destroying their foes mercilessly. They are so effective that the defenders fall back almost immediately.
Then, the next time their accuracy is mentioned, it is in the examination of the corpses of a bunch of child-sized aliens. That's right, they were able to kill a number of small targets with expert precision. Now, it was off-screen, but you cannot get that kind of consistency and precision randomly. It beggars the imagination to think that their aim is terrible.
So why can they never hit Luke and Leia in the Death Star? They were ordered not to. The escape was allowed--recall that Tarkin and Vader discussed exactly that the minute the Falcon left. They needed the princess to go to the hidden fortress so they could track them there. She already had refused to give them accurate coordinates, even as her homeworld was destroyed before her eyes. She would never break, never talk. So she had to escape.
Now, killing the one guy escorting her to the ship, or any of the vital crew to the small craft, would be counter-productive to that enterprise. But, they have to make it look good. The escape triggered an alarm. Even if it hadn't (highly unlikely--they command was far too competent at their jobs to let anything slip through), Vader knew that an escape was on--he felt the presence of Obi-wan. Vader is quite competent, and so would have certainly alerted command to this. After all, he did have a discussion about it with Tarkin before seeking out Obi-wan.
The only reasonable conclusion then is that the stormtroopers, fanatically loyal and dedicated to the cause, were ordered to attack but miss when doggedly pursuing these escaping prisoners. And, miss by a small enough margin that it looks good. Recall the bridge scene--blaster fire was erupting around the edges of the doorframe that they were standing on--inches from serious harm. Yet, despite that large volume of fire, in single-shot mode, no hits were scored. And well it was that none did! Had a single shot hit the princess, it could have killed her. It could have wounded her severely enough that escaping with her would have been implausible, and they would have instantly been alerted to the fact that it was a set-up.
It nearly was--Leia thought it too easy. However, any hit would have made it obvious if they did escape, since even if it wasn't lethal, it would have dramatically slowed the party down, destroying any illusion.
As such, from A New Hope, all evidence is that they are, in fact, excellent shots and quite loyal, willing to die for the cause without a moment's hesitation on the order of Lord Vader.
One could argue, terribly, that it is simply the quality of the weapon that is a problem. That is patently absurd. The Empire has the resources to build a space station the size of a small moon without being noticed. It wasn't public knowledge that the Death Star was built--it came from nowhere and blew up a planet. No one believed that possible until it happened, which was the point.
This means that they have a logistical train that routinely delivers massive amounts of material across the galaxy, such that it draws little real attention. This cannot be cheap--the cost of transport alone would be immense. But they are somehow buying weapons on the cheap? That makes no sense. They'd make sure that these things were very accurate, and consistent, before the purchase of every lot. Their quartermaster corps would see to that, and they must be sufficiently competent to do so because they were able to build a moon in secret. That's no mean task. So their weapons must be accurate.
Ignoring that, it still remains the fact that recently looted weapons, from the very racks that these stormtroopers drew from, were quite accurate in the hands of other people who just picked them up and had not drilled extensively on them. These must be accurate weapons indeed, or the Hand of God Himself intervenes upon every shot ensuring the safety of the heroes and the death of the villains.
Now, consider Empire Strikes Back. We see very little of the battle of Hoth, but we do see them rapidly assembling a heavy weapon even as they take automatic weapon fire, without a moment's hesitation. That requires immense discipline and skill. This goes, again, to demonstrating their intense competency. You do not acquire such coolness under fire without intense and rigorous training. Are we then to believe that they train to just set weapons up, but not fire them accurately? Please.
So, on Cloud City, we again see a large contingent of stormtroopers not hitting the escaping princess and retinue. Again, this is clearly by design. Darth Vader had the hyperdrive disabled--he asked his subordinates this on his command ship. They weren't going anywhere.
However, he needed a back-up plan. They weren't going to leave without Luke, and he wanted his son captured. So he again ordered them to be allowed to escape, but to make it look good. They weren't going anywhere anyhow--they'd just be going straight into the shuttle bay of a Star Destroyer, unable to jump to hyperspace. He knew that Luke had been developing his skills, so it is not unreasonable to assume that he could send a message via the force to effect an extraction. Luke could flee, and Luke is certainly clever and skilled enough to find a way past guards--or at least, past enough that he could get out. Then, the Falcon would "rescue" him, leave atmosphere, and promptly be captured, leaving Luke firmly in the hands of Vader.
Lobot being able to lead a security detail anywhere? That's either a gross oversight, one that is unbelievable given that Vader himself ordered the Falcon to be disabled, or deliberate. He knew Calrissian would attempt to break the Princess and Chewie out--why do you think he kept altering the deal, pushing it well beyond the boundaries that Lando would accept? Did he think that Lando would simply go along with this, without resisting? Surely not.
This leaves the final movie, Return of the Jedi. Again, we see nothing but extreme competency and accuracy on the part of the stormtroopers in battle.
During the battle, we never see the results of their pot-shots against rebels or Ewoks, but we do see them laying down a consistent volley of fire, with disciplined shots, and constant ducking back to cover. One could argue this would mean inaccurate shots, but given the first movie's opening sequence, that is hard to believe. They were using the sights to aim, instead of firing from the hip, during this fight and on the ship combat, they did not bother aiming carefully. It's hard to believe they lose any accuracy at all when using a more carefully aimed approach.
So what direct evidence do we have of their shooting? When Han and Leia are attempting to break into the bunker, two successive pot-shots hit a child-sized object behind partial cover, instant disabling the droid, and inflicting a potentially serious wound on Leia. Again, these were shots taken under hasty aim against targets behind cover, while shots were going towards them. This is not an easy thing--ask an infantryman if you disbelieve me.
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This has been posted before but this is referred to as "The Holy Grail of Cum Load Increase."
Picture version.
Text version:
So, I started testing supplements. This took awhile but I finally have complete results.
I gave the following supplements individually 3 weeks of continued use and then recorded each oneโs effectiveness. I jerked off every other day (20 minutes of edging) and maintained a similar diet and water intake to the best of my ability. For health purposes, I only followed the recommended dosage with each supplement.
L-Arginine: 1000mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1000mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: It may have increased erection firmness
Any Ill Side Effects: None
L-Lysine: 1000mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1000mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: Nothing that I am aware of
Any Ill Side Effects: Minor โ Light-headed 30 minutes after taking for about 10 minutes.
Korean Ginseng: 500mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 1000mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: Nothing that I am aware of
Any Ill Side Effects: Major โ On 6 separate occasions, I developed terrible headaches.
Zinc: 50mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 50mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: YES โ Somewhat Noticeable
Positives From Taking: Somewhat noticeable increase in my cum amount
Any Ill Side Effects: None
Pygeum: 100mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 200mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: YES โ Definitely Noticeable
Positives From Taking: Definite increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum
Any Ill Side Effects: None
Maca: 450mg Strength. Taken 3 times daily. Total = 1350mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: It may have made me hornier
Any Ill Side Effects: Minor โ This stuff definitely made me dizzy
Lecithin: 1200mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1200mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: YES
Increase Amount of Cum: YES
Positives From Taking: Much much bigger loads. Amazing increase in orgasm intensity
Any Ill Side Effects: None
These results prompted me to do one more test. I tested all of the supplements that I saw good results with as a supplement stack. Lecithin, Pygeum, Zinc, and I added L-Arginine. I kept the same dosage with each supplement and tested this stack for 3 weeks.
And I have discovered the holy grail of orgasms.
The Cum Holy Grail
(1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
(2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
(3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
(4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
They say you learn something new ever day, but with reddit that something always seems to be porn related. Not that I'm complaining mind you, it's just that my penis can only handle so much.
This one never gets old. No matter how many times i go back into my saved and read it.
Edit: I figure i should add this one for those who know what toradora is. http://pastebin.com/W75P1un8 [Spoilers for those who give a shit about toradora/anime] Edit 2: Now that i think of it, you probably won't understand a damn thing if you don't know the context. hmm. I guess in that case either A. watch the series or B. Ignore it and use the story above.
This and the awkward sex experience story are truly tied for my Number 1 favorite. Sorry if im cheating, the pastebin is basically.... i think some guy going apeshit in a chatroom or teamspeak or something over the final episode of toradora. I forget the full tale behind the story. Bottom line its actually fucking hilarious.
This description of capitalism seems super super wrong. Or at least confusing.
Capitalist โ the work is done by wage or salary earners, and they do not control, maintain, or distribute the surplus that they produce. They receive a wage or salary, and all of what they produce belongs to the capitalist/owner.
Workers in a capitalist economy can control, maintain and distribute their produce, there is no law against this. It is perfectly legal and in fact happens all the time. Your contract does not have to be a wage, it can be a commission, it can be options, it can be whatever.
Capitalist markets don't have some law against workers owning things or starting their own businesses, this was super confusing.
h3lblad3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An economic system is a system of relations and the positions of the actors within that system are defined by their relationship with productive means. Specifically, what matters are the dominant relationships that form that society.
A capitalist is an owner of private property (as opposed to personal or public properties) whose ownership results in or continues the tradition of the commodification of society. In feudal times, the owner's wealth came mostly from hereditary ownership of land (and thus those working said land) and was as such incapable of the mass commoditizing properties of capitalism. Under capitalism, land has become just another commodity, as all things do, because industrial capitalism has created a situation where production and exchange have become the dominant methods of increasing wealth ownership (rather than construction/beautification and wars for land or, as was the case of merchant capitalists long before capitalism existed, pure exchange). That is, what defines the modern capitalist is his ownership of productive means and the relations that define his ownership.
In a capitalist system of relations, private ownership is the order of the day and thus the accumulation of wealth is the driving factor of success (the "profit motive"). Resultingly, society becomes based around its commoditization. Making every worker an owner doesn't remove the capitalist system of relations, it merely makes every worker a worker-owner and, as is the case, these worker-owners must exploit themselves in the same way as every capitalist exploits every worker: the suppression of wages and benefits in order to compete and the elevation of the business as an entity over its participants rather than made up of them (as another example, see government). This labor bureaucracy necessarily strangles labor itself for the profit of its bureaucrats.
That is, so long as you leave the relationships behind, the system is not overthrown. It is just changed a little. This is why the USSR is oftentimes criticized as having become "state capitalist"; it is often charged that they did not remove capitalist relations, they merely made the government the capitalist. This is also why market socialism (every business a co-op) is criticized as merely being "co-op capitalism"; it does not remove capitalist relations, it only puts workers in the place of capitalists and could thus never reach a system whereby things are produced by their value for use rather than their value of exchange. Though I am sure market socialists themselves would likely say that one of the main goals of the implemenation of their variety is to empower and enfranchise workers economically.
Socialism, and by extension communism, is beset by people who fail to explain that the phrase "worker ownership" is more specifically "social ownership" and that the "worker ownership" involved is because in a socialist society, class, as defined by relations to production rather than income, is being done away with. And so it is a system of worker ownership because the workers are everyone, or increasingly becoming that way, rather than a situation where anyone has a monopoly on private property (again, as opposed to personal possessions), worker or otherwise.
This out of the way...
What the person there was going for was this: in order for anyone to get things they did not labor to produce themselves, they must get those goods from someone (or some people) who did produce them themselves. This being the case, an owner who makes their money from the ownership and manipulation of capital isn't fulfilling a productive job. In many cases (especially in small business), an owner will also take up a managerial role. But regardless, every dollar gained from ownership rather than as compensation for work is a dollar gained being useless and thus a dollar gained as a leech on the laborers and society.
If someone goes to work, produces a good, and then takes that good home with them, they will get a visit from men in uniforms to talk about stealing. Socialism is about providing for people the full value of the work they provide and thus control over (or equal control with coworkers) the things they themselves produce.
Socialism is about ownership by the working class (that is, all people who survive by their ability to provide labor), capitalism is about ownership by the owner class (that is, all those whose incomes predominantly derive from ownership). And the two cannot peacefully co-exist because the two types of ownership are entirely antagonistic to each other; the ownership class cannot be enriched without the working class, the working class cannot take ownership without taking it from the ownership class.
Capitalist markets don't have some law against workers owning things or starting their own businesses, this was super confusing.
The inevitable trend in these societies is for those with more to acquire ever more, as capital is leverage and leverage produces profit in relation to its' size. Subsistence wage earners have no means to create a store for themselves to replace the Wal-Mart they work at, and since if they somehow did so their particular Wal-Mart could take a loss supported by the central corporation in order to drive them out of business and resume their local monopoly it wouldn't matter if they did.
I might also point out that the monopolists(and corporatists) are always united against such a business concern as they are all equally interested in maintaining the status quo.
Subsistence wage earners have no means to create a store for themselves to replace the Wal-Mart they work at
I'm not really sure this is true. A wage-earner can acquire other skills (programming or plumbing or whatever) at relatively low cost and can absolutely go sell those skills on the open market. There's no reason that some big corporation has to employ you for you to make money, there are lots of ways to earn a living.
Downvote me all you want, the real measures of wealth all show excessive concentration and widening of the gap between have and have-not. You're essentially making an anecdotal argument that yes, someone can do something to improve their personal situation, but the math shows that everyone from the UMC-on-down has their overall positions degraded.
I don't downvote on disagreement, that's some other people, just FYI.
Yeah so I wouldn't disagree with you about the concentration of wealth, that's a statistical fact, it's happening as we speak. But that's a far cry from "workers don't control what they produce."
In the long run, you have tremendous control over whom you work for, where you live, what industry you work in, whether you work for yourself or for an employer, etc.
I would argue that in the long run, it is the relationships which define the options for a given persons' situation that control; and that therefore control is mostly an illusion. If you have relatives who act as a resource that's great, if they act as a drain you're screwed. Anyone coming out of a no-experience background(end of HS) is going to be at the mercy of the market until they obtain specialized knowledge through a university or training through employment and they are at a level where they haven't even got burger flipping on their resume. At that stage your family and friend connections are everything, because they determine what your possibilities are, as well as your social and financial obligations.
Whatโs interesting is this relationship, between the capitalist/employer and the worker/employee, is that it is closest to the slave/slave owner relationship.
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that is if he or she is going to get more out of the worker than the value of what worker contributes during his or her working hours.
Only if one looked only at the employer side. Obviously the wages must be more important for a worker than his time, otherwise he wouldn't work for that wage. Therefore it is hardly equivalent to a slave/slave owner relationship, as both are benefiting from each other.
Is he arguing that money is a dumb idea? It seems like a crude way to boil down his argument of capitalism, but it also seems pretty unrealistic to be paid for my work as a web developer by taking home a sack of marketing and web traffic each night to feed myself in the home I cannot afford because I am paid in intangible pseudo-product. There's a lot of details but the hallmark of how he views capitalism is that we're suckers for accepting money instead of a slice of what we produce, which simply does not work for a modern society, it seems.
Have I missed something crucial to the argument that takes this into account?
g1i1ch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I think you missed the main point. A lot of ideas were thought to have been advocated by Marx when he was really just making observations about capitalism.
He's just saying, if you look at the different economic models he listed, capitalism is the closest to slavery because it's utilizes many people working for the benefit of few. He's not saying it's the same as slavery, just the model most related to it.
Communism on the other hand utilizes many people for the benefit of many people. I don't think there's anything that says that money can't work with it. But the idea is that there would be no use for it. The cost of living would be nothing, and any work you do is mostly from the joy of it.
But I think it's important to remember that this is a hypothetical model by Marx of the ideal economy that he knew might not be achievable. At least not without something like robots doing all the work for us. If it is possible, it won't be until far into the future. But anyways, it's just the ideal that you can compare things to.
That's why everyone talks about Socialism instead. Which is Marx's more realistic step towards this ideal model. Money still exists, except there's no private property. Private property means non-government legal entities, like corporations. That's a huge confusion. Personal property is your stuff and remains the same. No one's redistributing your car or house. In this model, corporations are publicly owned and are run democratically. So instead of owners, you'll probably have elected officials that any worker in the corporation can run for. And you'll still be paid the same. In fact, it's pretty much the same, except you have more say over your work.
Of course this is just socialist economics. As far as I've seen socialist politics is a completely different thing. Which also causes a lot of confusion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Except that capitalism isn't work for benefit of the few. He equates it to slavery but workers are sometimes well compensated for what they make provided they have a marketable skill. Capitalism is not a one sided relationship as Marx would want to equate it to. It's a mutual benefiting relationship. Hell, the worker could even own their business one day if they wanted to.
The capitalist provides the capital which might be unavailable to the worker. In this mutual benefit, output is increased because they combined resources as oppose to everybody doing their own thing.
As much as what Karl says, it's not slavery. It's the exchange of resources. There is no servitude. It's no surprise that his appeal are generally for those who has little to nothing to offer to society. Capitalism isn't perfect but it's better than anything out there bar none.
Truth is, communism has never worked. As much as it sounds good, it usually turns to rampant corruption and depotism. Democracy, while a noble idea, isn't productive in business. It has never worked.
g1i1ch ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry but you very clearly didn't read a word of what I said or the saved post. Your post just serves to highlight the same head-in-the-sand ignorance rampant with this topic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, I just disagreed with Karl's analysis of capitalism. Not slavery but closest to it. Gotcha, and dishonest because it's not close to slavery at all. Wage-slavery is a bullshit term. It suggests that you can't move up in a capitalist society. Which is very untrue. You want to see slavery? Look at North Korea, China, and all the other failed communist states.
Wage-slavery isn't bullshit my grandfather worked at the same factory at the same pay for 45 years until he retired at 60. That's Wage-slavery right there bud.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:22:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He could've changed his situation if he wanted to. Get a new job, request for higher pay, etc. No one forced him to stay there for 30 years. Wage-slavery is a bullshit term.
Your ignorance of this issue is broad and deep. Most people cannot, in fact, change their employment situation from sheer will, and certainly not easily or safely. For most of human history there has been little social mobility. If you were born rich you stayed rich. If you were born a slave or a serf that's what you stayed. If you didn't like being a serf you could always...well die, I guess, there weren't any other options. There are portions of the Earth where this is more or less true(Hawaii), but that's generally how it was. Now along comes corporatism and the industrial revolution. Suddenly people are totally interchangeable to the system itself; if the CEO's kids are functionally retarded and would lose the company money the shareholders can get rid of them, if a factory worker at Chrysler decides to move out of Michigan he can get a factory job in Des Moines. So yes, there is some mobility in our system. But when labor has a significant surplus, and anyone in a given job can be replaced at a moment's notice, wage slavery becomes quite real; if you look at what's been happening in corporate America right the fuck now you see it everywhere. Hiring freezes where when one person leaves or is forced out, the remaining workers are expected to assume that set of tasks; more work for the same pay. Expectations for promoted 'permanent' (i.e. salaried) workers that now that they are no longer paid by the hour they must commit to 60, 70, 80 hours a week; more work for the same pay. And because of the labor surplus there is no bargaining power on the part of the worker; all the negotiating in the world can't change the fact that you have 300 resumes coming in for the same position. It's disingenuous to claim these workers are not 'forced' to stay in these jobs when the only actual alternatives are crime or homelessness.
Just because no one has a literal gun to your head doesn't mean your survival is not at stake.
I too come from absolute poverty and have consistently sacrificed and worked extremely hard to better my situation. This victimhood narrative is insulting, patronizing, and only told by people who don't understand that it's up to the individual to demonstrate value to other individuals.
I know zero circumstances that don't involve accidents or health issues of a person who hasn't been extremely financially successful when they've made meaningful sacrifices and worked hard. Every single person who wants short-cuts, demands results without demonstrating them to others, and generally acts entitled has a small, boring existence.
The alternative to this system is breadlines and nation-wide poverty. Every attempt to change "prove your value to the world" has turned into rule by the few over a nation of the impoverished.
The alternative to this system is breadlines and nation-wide poverty.
Bullshit. One alternative to this system is fucking right HERE 50 years ago, when we had a more progressive tax system. Denmark, Sweden, etc etc are also alternatives. Your false dichotomy argument hasn't held water for the previous century and it is horseshit now. We can regulate the market without destroying our society; in fact anyone who lived through 2008 should know that lack of regulation nearly destroyed our economy.
But personally I think we should emulate Iceland. Jail the Wall St thieves, nationalize the monetary system, burn the Fed to the ground, maybe even nationalize the banks - or at least provide a government option that's barred from excessive speculation & exploitation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I come from two generations of people who changed their situation. It was not easy nor was it safe. When would changing your life or employment situation would remotely be considered easy or safe anyways?
There is some mobility in our system? The unfortunate truth that everybody is having trouble swallowing is that there is great mobility in capitalism. I come from an immigrant family who worked our way up from the bottom. We made sacrifices and worked hard. It wasn't easy or safe but we did it. Not rich but we are doing okay. This is only my family's story out of the many immigrant families I've come to know growing up. The unfortunate truth is that this issue isn't about the haves and the have-nots, this is about the can and the cannot.
You want a little financial independence so you can take bigger risk? Save some money. While you're working for one company, what is stopping you from looking for employment somewhere else? Do you have to quit one job to start looking for another? Wage-slavery is bullshit.
When you look at mobility now versus mobility 20 years ago and you see that it has gotten much, much harder to climb out of poverty, doesn't that alarm you? Or do you just blame young people and say they are somehow inferior across the board from the last generation, that the fact that only half the number of them are moving from poverty to the middle class while twice the number of middle class people slip into poverty is reflective of poor morals and entitlement? I mean, the numbers tell one story, and it is the story of lowered possibilities and higher likelihood of failure. The story of everyone who works hard is rewarded thereby is a story from another time, friend. Your stories are common and certainly apply to immigrants who came her 20, 30, 50 years ago. They are not the stories of people coming here now.
Acknowledging that things are getting worse is the first step to making them better, do you not agree?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The economy is at a pretty rough shape. Jobs are scarcer. But does that equal wage-slavery? Hell no. Young people have it tougher but we should also learn to make some sacrifices in our lives. I can't tell you how many people complain that they aren't making enough but spends an insane amount of money on new phones, cars, computers, games, and other types of technology. That's where the majority of people stand. They don't make enough to support their lifestyle and they aren't willing to change it. Believing it to be some kind of right. You want to fix the middle class? Stop putting the heaviest tax burden on them. You want to gripe, I hear you. But all this doesn't support your gripes against capitalism and it certainly does not mean socialism is a better economic model.
But all this doesn't support your gripes against capitalism and it certainly does not mean socialism is a better economic model.
I think the problem is corporate capitalism, and moderating what we currently have with a little socialism could hardly do worse. The reason I believe this is because you can look at countries where they have made some regulatory rules and expanded the safety net and guess what? The rich over there are still rich and everyone else is, on balance, doing better than we are. Why do we still have medical bankruptcies when no other first world country does?
You can get an iphone 4 for less than $50 and it does everything anyone would need as far as getting a job, providing access to the internet etc. The people I know spending tons on tech are the ones doing well. OFC I would assume that people in their late teens are likely spending too much on toys but when has that not been the case for children?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:59 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Most young people have less than $1k saved and that is saying a lot. iPhones are a great hint of why inflation is so crazy. It's simple supply and demand. We as a generation are fools in keeping our money. We put so much value in material then wonder why we can things are so expensive. Apple isn't dumb. If a whole generation of people made an extra 10k a year, they will want a piece of that. They don't just want ~$600 for the new iPhone. They want a percentage of what people can afford.
It's not the rich's fault we can't control our own spending then wonder why all of a sudden people are charging more for things.
g1i1ch ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Marx never said Capitalism was bad, he never made a conclusion like that. He said, given the list of economic models, it's the closest related to slavery compared to the rest.
Let me illustrate it. Look at this list of fruit:
apples
bananas
oranges
cherries
pears
It's like saying, given the list of fruit, pears are the most related to apples compared to the rest. It's not dishonest at all and true. It doesn't mean pears are apples.
One last thing. There has never been a real communist or socialist state. Look at North Korea, China, the Soviet Union, etc. They are State-Capitalist not socialist/communism!
Check out this video by Professor Richard Wolff on what Socialism really is and why there is so much confusion about it. Never a bad time to educate yourself on something, especially on something you want to argue against. https://youtu.be/ysZC0JOYYWw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Then what's the point of even saying it? It's a cheap argument to associate capitalism with slavery even though it's absurd.
There has never been a communist or socialist state because it is unrealistic and unworkable. It's an ideology based on a faulty understanding of human nature and that's the reason why almost always evolves into states like NK, China, Soviet Union, while leaving the suffering and deaths of millions at its wake.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:26 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There has never been a socialist state because after the French Revolution and the establishment of Western capitalism, the West has economically sacnctioned and/or military intervene any country that tries to establish an alternative system of government. Look at Cuba and the Embargo, for example.
g1i1ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's the point of saying it? Because it's a boring book about economic theory. So some things are totally barred from being talked about? Sorry to break it to you, but capitalism isn't perfect. The twist. Socialism isn't perfect either. They're not perfect because they're created by humans.
It's a good thing when people make observations about established policy and theory. Because nothing's perfect and it helps knowing the imperfect parts before they bite you in the ass.
Socialism is just an idea to do things somewhat differently to give people more economic freedom, and it's not really even that extreme. It's actually much more boring than you make it out to be.
You should really check out the video I listed, it talks about what happened with the Soviet Union and the others. Societies don't evolve into NK, China, or the Soviet Union because of socialism. They do that because humanity is corruptible. In fact, the same thing happens to capitalist nations. Also, those nations were never socialist to begin with, so how did they evolve from it?
It's an ideology based on a faulty understanding of human nature
What? The idea the humanity can better itself. It's not really a crazy ideology.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Capitalism is not remotely close to slavery. It is deceptive to even say that capitalism is "closest to slavery". Wage-slavery my ass. When someone decides to work for someone, it's a mutual agreement between two entities to combine resources for the mutual benefit of included parties. If either party decides it's no longer beneficial, they do something else. Karl makes a weak argument in critique of capitalism. And stay with me on this one because I've already said it once before, capitalism isn't perfect but it is the best one to date. How can you argue with the results when you look at the world around you?
Socialism is applying mob rule to production rather than letting the market decide what is needed. It sounds good (more like feel good) but it will never work. Many of the old revolutionaries tried it and discarded it almost immediately. There is a good reason why people can claim that it's never existed or fully realized.
You know I would actually like to hear this. What is your idea of socialism and why is it a better alternative to capitalism?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:08:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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g1i1ch ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The definition of State-Capitalist from wikipedia:
State capitalism is usually described as an economic system in which commercial (i.e. for-profit) economic activity is undertaken by the state, where the means of production are organized and managed as state-owned business enterprises.
Mercantilism was an economic theory and practice, dominant in Europe from the 16th to the 18th century,[1] that promoted governmental regulation of a nation's economy for the purpose of augmenting state power at the expense of rival national powers.
And what's this? A quote from Lenin himself!
Reality tells us that state capitalism would be a step forward. If in a small space of time we could achieve state capitalism, that would be a victory. (Lenin 1918)
It is long but it's definitely worthy of me sitting down and assessing properly, lots of posts on this thread have made me chuckle, but this is something that is genuinely intriguing.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:10:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's not even that long, and it's pretty straightforward. People should definitely give it a look
VolOpt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, this is really cool. I've practically no background in any of this so it's provided some good starting points for me.
Short summary: everybody who works produces more than they need. That's how people who don't work (babies, elderly, etc) can survive. How do we decide what to do with the surplus (stuff they produce that they don't need)? Marx said there are five different ways to decide. Communism (decide as a group), Ancient (decide on your own), slavery (you have no say in the matter), Feudal (the guy you work for distributes the surplus) and capitalist (you have no say in the matter, BUT you get compensation for your work). Capitalism is closest to slavery, thus why Marxists compare the two so often. Still worth a read, but the OP OP does a good job of summing up what can be an excruciatingly dry series of books.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:45:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad that explanation is mostly one-sided and cherry picked bullshit.
Nabber86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Th Communist Manifesto is less than 50 pages long and can be read in one afternoon.
a-t-o-m ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:19:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All that and no TLDR, such disappointment.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:10:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is the TLDR mate.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:11:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a tldr of 2000 pages. Just read it or don't. It takes like 2 minutes
a-t-o-m ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:18:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When you make a post that long, it is just nice to see something that may pique my interest before I waste my time.
Nihht ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:43:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If the idea of a summary of 2000 pages of the closest examination of capitalism you can get doesn't intrigue you, a TLDR won't either.
a-t-o-m ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:50:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
2000 pages of anything makes me want to set it on fire rather than read it. A TLDR can create a fascination of the topic which encourages further exploration. This is why marketing campaigns are designed to raise interest quickly with little to no words.
Nihht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So to be interested in the 2000 page thing you want a TLDR of a TLDR? What if that's still too long, do you want to go deeper?
a-t-o-m ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If there needed to be a TLDR of the TLDR of the post, then someone really sucks and getting the essence extracted out of their ideas. It is a common problem with people that are so entwined with a topic, and is a skill that really needs to be developed if they wish to share the topic more easily with people that are foreign to it.
Nihht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude you're calling out your own laziness and somehow blaming it on bad writing on the part of the guy whose post you haven't even read.
a-t-o-m ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:20:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I meant it more as a joke earlier, but as you went on and on I just realized you feel the need to berate someone. And traditionally speaking long posts on Reddit have a tldr included.
Nihht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...Sorry?
Also, it was originally an article, not a reddit post.
A couple months ago, I read the washington post article mentioned in the replies. I was able to figure out where the story was going very quickly. That's too bad, because it was really well-crafted. Good find. Both the story and the article are important glimpses into our psychology.
Those are no joke. Seriously, they taste great, and then you get violated for hours. Pray you are at home, or a bar thats open 24/7 because you are going nowhere but the bathroom.
Still fed them to my coworkers. They thought I was joking about only eating the gummi bears if you could handle the sugar free thug life.
Shit, I'm going to give away the farm on this one, but here goes. It's not dinner, but dessert and it ALWAYS impresses. The trick is to do this once on your own before you attempt it in front of a woman. Get it right and it's essentially a sure-fire panty dropper. Presentation and doing it in front of her is what makes it, trust.
Also, you do this BEFORE dinner as they need time to cool in the fridge/freezer. It also builds anticipation, which is a total turn on for a woman.
Whenever someone comes for dinner, they usually ask if they can bring anything. Or, you tell them... or, if you're out, slide over to the store and have her pick out her favorite fruit. It should be strawberries, raspberries, blueberries or blackberries ideally.
Chocolate Graham Cracker Cheesecake Cupcakes
Here's what you'll need:
- 1 Egg
- 1 block of creme cheese
- white sugar
- vanilla extract
- graham crackers
- semi sweet chocolate chips
- fruit of your choosing (any type of berry is best)
- Irish whisky (or, any whisky for that matter)
- muffin tin
- cooking spray or butter
- blender
- oven
Take about 10 graham crackers and break them up loosely. Toss them in the blender with a handful of chocolate chips. Blend this up until it's a coarse sandy consistency. Heat up some butter (about a tbsp melted) to liquify it in the microwave and toss that in to give it some moisture. Keep blending. The mix should be chocolate coloured and not brown from the crackers.
Now, spray the muffin tin with a liberal amount of cooking spray. Take the graham cracker mix and press it to the sides of the muffin cups. Always do the sides first, then the bottom. It should fully cover the sides, but not SUPER thick. This is the crust, remember. Toss this in the oven for about 8-9 mins at 330 degrees.
While these are baking, take the block of creme cheese (8oz) and toss that whole into the blender. Now, put in 3/4 a cup of white sugar and crack one egg in there. Throw about a tbsp of vanilla extract in there too for some flavour. Blend it up. It should be nice and thick and taste like an orgasm.
Pull the muffin tin out of the oven and pour the cheesecake mix into the cups until it's ALMOST at the top. Put that thing back into the oven for 35 mins at the same temp (330 degrees). She's going to be all interested in what's going on. Give her a little spoon of the cheesecake mix. She'll pretty much love it from the get go. Just say "meh, it'll get better". Say no more.
Alright. They're done! Pull it out and put it in the fridge for 2hrs or the freeze for about 30m (fridge is preferred). To get those little bastards out, use a knife and run it across the edges of the cupcakes. They should pop out. If the crust crumbles, pretend it didn't happen and use that on the plate as a bit of a decoration. You should have at least 4 of these things, if not 6. The mix makes 6, but it depends on how much crust you made.
Anyways. Now for the magic. Throw that fresh fruit in a sauce pan. Put in a bit of sugar. Say.. 2-3 tbsp (add more as needed) on medium heat. Continually stir this. The sugar will liquify and the fruit will reduce down. It should be kind of like a more liquid jam type consistency. Be careful not to burn this, but it should be hot. As it's ALMOST done, throw in a shot or so of whisky. This will give it a nice bite. Stir for about 10-15 seconds, then let her smell what's going on in the sauce pan. No tasting, you insist!
Now, drizzle this over the cupcake which should be fairly cold and firm. Eat with a small fork.
The flavours should be pretty complex. You'll have a bit of a bitter bite from the semi-sweet chocolate, which will play with the sweetness of the fruit topping, the vanilla in the cheesecake, the creme cheese for the base, a crumble from the crust, and then the whisky will finish it with a nice bite.
It should be paired with a bold red wine. You'll win every time.
mots8716 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:35:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A post called ghost car. This guy has an old Xbox that he and his dad used to play a racing game together. His dad died and he didn't know for ten years that there was a saved race. He played and played for a while till he almost beat his dad's ghost and he let him win so that his dad's memory would be saved. http://imgur.com/TFCt6it
Gotdiner ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:33:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fizjig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I read through, and looked at most of the stuff on here. This honestly was the best video I have seen in this thread. As someone who had this misfortune of being homeless at one point in my life its good to know that there are people out there who still recognize that you are human. I was lucky, and tenacious enough to be able to pick myself up and get back on my feet, but there are a lot of people in that situation who cannot, or will not help themselves to get out of their situation.
Only as part of the "Penn and Teller" duo. He talks all the time outside of this, you can find all sorts of interviews and convention talks from him on YouTube.
c_for ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:45:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I know it too. The fact that a spider that big can be hidden anywhere with dirt is more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
gking92 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:59:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, I'd killed the tab with fire before I even found out what he was doing with the spider...
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:33:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why Mindfulness Is a Superpower, fabulous two and a half minute animated video beautifully explains how we can all attain this simple, yet powerful superpower. Absolutely loved it.
zephyrtr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A tremendously useful tactic, and essential to a thinking that is both practical and critical. However having strolled through Brooklyn recently, and seen all the crystal healing saunas and safe-spaces-for-rent, there seems to be a lot of people who have absorbed about half of what mindfulness is.
This is a concept that comes much easier to certain lives and certain personalities. Some folks may need a bit more than a 2 minute video, but I certainly enjoyed it.
Oh my god there was once a post about this pre- coitus ritual that involved foam fingers and speaking in code and it is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life and somehow it is no longer in my saved posts and I am completely heartbroken.
alex8155 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:28:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
collection of paranormal themed askreddit threads.
CrispKev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think its a bit more than two broken arm's... MY GOD! that was just ... just... i dont even know how to describe this interesting, horrifying, crazy, mixed, addictive reading story. Seriously what the hell!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:34:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment about what to / not to do if you ever win big at the lottery
So, what the hell DO you do if you are unlucky enough to win the lottery?
This is the absolutely most important thing you can do right away: NOTHING.
Yes. Nothing.
DO NOT DECLARE YOURSELF THE WINNER yet.
Do NOT tell anyone. The urge is going to be nearly irresistible. Resist it. Trust me.
/ 1. IMMEDIATELY retain an attorney.
Get a partner from a larger, NATIONAL firm. Don't let them pawn off junior partners or associates on you. They might try, all law firms might, but insist instead that your lead be a partner who has been with the firm for awhile. Do NOT use your local attorney. Yes, I mean your long-standing family attorney who did your mother's will. Do not use the guy who fought your dry-cleaner bill. Do not use the guy you have trusted your entire life because of his long and faithful service to your family. In fact, do not use any firm that has any connection to family or friends or community. TRUST me. This is bad. You want someone who has never heard of you, any of your friends, or any member of your family. Go the closest big city and walk into one of the national firms asking for one of the "Trust and Estates" partners you have previously looked up on http://www.martindale.com from one of the largest 50 firms in the United States which has an office near you. You can look up attorneys by practice area and firm on Martindale.
/ 2. Decide to take the lump sum.
Most lotteries pay a really pathetic rate for the annuity. It usually hovers around 4.5% annual return or less, depending. It doesn't take much to do better than this, and if you have the money already in cash, rather than leaving it in the hands of the state, you can pull from the capital whenever you like. If you take the annuity you won't have access to that cash. That could be good. It could be bad. It's probably bad unless you have a very addictive personality. If you need an allowance managed by the state, it is because you didn't listen to point #1 above.
Why not let the state just handle it for you and give you your allowance?
Many state lotteries pay you your "allowance" (the annuity option) by buying U.S. treasury instruments and running the interest payments through their bureaucracy before sending it to you along with a hunk of the principal every month. You will not be beating inflation by much, if at all. There is no reason you couldn't do this yourself, if a low single-digit return is acceptable to you.
You aren't going to get even remotely the amount of the actual jackpot. Take our old friend Mr. Whittaker. Using Whittaker is a good model both because of the reminder of his ignominious decline, and the fact that his winning ticket was one of the larger ones on record. If his situation looks less than stellar to you, you might have a better perspective on how "large" your winnings aren't. Whittaker's "jackpot" was $315 million. He selected the lump-sum cash up-front option, which knocked off $145 million (or 46% of the total) leaving him with $170 million. That was then subject to withholding for taxes of $56 million (33%) leaving him with $114 million.
In general, you should expect to get about half of the original jackpot if you elect a lump sum (maybe better, it depends). After that, you should expect to lose around 33% of your already pruned figure to state and federal taxes. (Your mileage may vary, particularly if you live in a state with aggressive taxation schemes).
/ 3. Decide right now, how much you plan to give to family and friends.
This really shouldn't be more than 20% or so. Figure it out right now. Pick your number. Tell your lawyer. That's it. Don't change it. 20% of $114 million is $22.8 million. That leaves you with $91.2 million. DO NOT CONSULT WITH FAMILY when deciding how much to give to family. You are going to get advice that is badly tainted by conflict of interest, and if other family members find out that Aunt Flo was consulted and they weren't you will never hear the end of it. Neither will Aunt Flo. This might later form the basis for an allegation that Aunt Flo unduly influenced you and a lawsuit might magically appear on this basis. No, I'm not kidding. I know of one circumstance (related to a business windfall, not a lottery) where the plaintiffs WON this case.
Do NOT give anyone cash. Ever. Period. Just don't. Do not buy them houses. Do not buy them cars. Tell your attorney that you want to provide for your family, and that you want to set up a series of trusts for them that will total 20% of your after tax winnings. Tell him you want the trust empowered to fund higher education, some help (not a total) purchase of their first home, some provision for weddings and the like, whatever. Do NOT put yourself in the position of handing out cash. Once you do, if you stop, you will be accused of being a heartless bastard (or bitch). Trust me. It won't go well.
It will be easy to lose perspective. It is now the duty of your friends, family, relatives, hangers-on and their inner circle to skew your perspective, and they take this job quite seriously. Setting up a trust, a managed fund for your family that is in the double digit millions is AMAZINGLY generous. You need never have trouble sleeping because you didn't lend Uncle Jerry $20,000 in small denomination unmarked bills to start his chain of deep-fried peanut butter pancake restaurants. ("Deep'n 'nutter Restaurants") Your attorney will have a number of good ideas how to parse this wealth out without turning your siblings/spouse/children/grandchildren/cousins/waitresses into the latest Paris Hilton.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:40:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Pull up a chair, it's story time.
Across the hall from me lived Ron and Todd (not their real names, but who cares). They were...not a good match. Ron was basically a fat hippie, and Todd was on the football team. The funny thing about was that it was Todd who drove Ron crazy, not the other way around--Todd basically didn't care about Ron's antics, but Ron couldn't stand sharing his dorm room with a straight edge.
So after a few months, Ron cooks up a plan to get Todd out of the room. And this is how it goes down, based on Todd's story about what actually happened. One night, middle of the night, Todd wakes up. The blinds in the room have been pulled open, and it's light enough to see in the room. Ron is standing in the middle of the room, naked, painting a huge mural on the wall that has the door on it. As Ron moves from area to area to paint, he skipps and quietly sings to himself. Ron also paints himself. Little paint for the wall, little paint for Ron. After 5+ minutes of watching this scene from his bed with growing disbelief and horror, Todd says something, and Ron turns slowly to face Todd, skips over to Todd's bed, kisses Todd full on the lips, and says "go back to sleep Todd, you're dreaming." Todd is just sleepy enough to find this somewhat convincing, so he rolls over. Also, what else is he going to do? Fight his naked, paint-covered roommate?
The next morning, Todd wakes up. And there's no mural anywhere in the room. No paint on the floor, no paint on any of Ron's bedclothes, and Ron is fast asleep in his bed, wearing a tshirt. Todd wakes Ron up and asks if anything...odd was going on in their room last night. Ron replies that he had a chem test that wiped him out, so he just came straight home and went to bed and had been asleep until Todd woke him up.
So now Todd doesn't know what the funk to think, but the best answer appears to be that he had a homoerotic dream about his roommate being a painting satyr. So Todd nopes the fuck out of the dorm room and gets reassigned. It made no sense to the rest of us either, until much later when we were having a beer in Ron's room. He asked us if we wanted to see something cool. Sure, we did. So he shut off all the lights and then turned on a lamp hidden near his bed--with a blacklight. All the sudden, a massive, glowing mural appeared on the wall with the door on it. And all over Ron's sheets and comforter. And Ron just started laughing his fool ass off.
What is clear from the comments is that some people are still working this shit out - and fair enough. Threads like this will help.
atsu333 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, in pic 5 you can see the boobs kinda hanging off the side of the torso. It's possible for moobs to do that, but you don't get moobs on a body like that.
However, if anything, I feel like it's more likely CGI.
For future reference, if theyre going out of the way to look feminine, regardless of genitals, they are girls. To clarify, this is not true 100% of the time, only a majority,
Edit: added clarification that this is not the case 100% of the time, but simply a majority of the time, I thought maybe people understood that not everything said on the internet is a 100% definite. But apparently because I attempted to explain something to someone in a simple way, Im a Tumblrina, a liberal pc bullshitter, and a SJW. But really, at least in my mind, Im another dumb motherfucker on reddit that decided to comment on a slightly controversial topic. So how about instead of ganging up on someone about something that barely matters, you go back to bitching about how bad obama is, how great trump is, how all muslims need to be put in camps, and how us commie fucking liberals are the worst thing to happen to this country.
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 17:03:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
suckin dick isnt gay if its a girls dick
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:04:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unless they're, you know, men who want to look feminine. Could be a guy who likes to cosplay as a girl. It actually sounds like it could be fun for a guy to do for the hell of it.
Reread what I said, Here are some facts to help you out.
1: I told the OP that generally someone trying to look like a girl, is a girl
2: I stated that that is not am absolute, just a general way to make sure youre not being insensitive or an asshole
3: I stated that drag queens and Crossdressers are different, ie. Not female, but male looking feminine
4: youre just as bad as a tumblrina, just the other side of the coin, not everything that is said is an absolute, and you dont have to be a reverse sjw about it.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You absolutely stated it as an absolute. "If [blank] then [blank]" doesn't leave room for generality unless you put it as "Generally, if [blank] then [blank]"
You stated something in an unclear way and people took it at face value, so now you're getting overly defensive about it. Take a step back, realize your wording wasn't clear, then perhaps edit the comment to reflect that. Otherwise, as far as I'm concerned, we're in agreement but you still feel the need to be more "right" about it.
Can we not agree that maybe not everything needs to be taken at face value? I already edited for clarity. Then some people decided to PM me some fucked up stuff, so overly defensive? No. You seem like a pretty levelheaded person. ill give you that, but some of these other people arent at all.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just no
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:01:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Im a Tumblrina, a liberal pc bullshitter, and a SJW
Fuck off dick, I dont have to be a Tumblrina to be a decent fucking person
MrMrowgi ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:39:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're not being a decent person. You're being a santimounious tool making a problem out of nothing. You know not everyguy that dresses like a girl is trans, right?
You wouldn't be so hopped up on jerking off over how sensitive and progressive you are to be attacking people over YOUR ignorance of the variety in humanity, would you? You'd be quite an asshole if so, don't you think?
Hey look, Its that guy from the internet who takes everything as an absolute! No shit, not every fem is actually trying to be female, drag queens and cross dressers are different yes, but in general, Id err on the side of caution and not be an asshole to what pronouns someone wants used.
No I mean reverse SJW attitude. What's wrong with that? SJWs are a cancer to society.
MrMrowgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't err on the side of caution retard. You attacked someone over your generalization. And now you seem to actually think that meme shit you're spouting now is true and you werent being a tool. Get the fuck off tumblr and get some self awareness , tool.
Because some of us use these things called "facts" instead of those things called "feeling" to determine truth. A male (boy, man, etc...) has testicles and a penis, a female (girl, woman, etc.. ) has a vagina. Funny how words actually mean something and you can't claim that they don't because you don't feel like they should. But hey I've got fifty sheets of paper that all identify as 100 dollar bills so I'm going to go buy something expensive.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A person can be whatever they want to be, and to say a woman is a man just because they have testicles and a penis is disrespectful and ignorant. If they want to be called a woman, why the fuck cant they be called a woman? Or is that just too much thinking for your pea sized brain.
This is from the "What Is the Female Equivalent of the Neckbeard" Thread that has since been deleted.
She doesn't take care of herself at all. She may be very overweight because of this, but not necessarily. She's weak. Her hair hangs in some lank non-style, unless she's on her way to an anime con, in which case she wears some wig or does it up with multicolored dreads and extensions. Her skin is bad. She alternates between not wearing makeup and wearing deliberately unflattering makeup (eg, dark purple lipstick) because she thinks that by defying typical beauty standards, she is above them. When in reality, her defiance is evidence of her obsession with standards of beauty. She dresses in lots of baggy black things because she is ashamed of her body.
She has very low self-esteem. She claims to be bisexual, because she thinks some girls are pretty, and she once kissed a girl to show off or prove a point about how daring and unconventional she is. She has never dated a woman or had sex with a woman.
She claims to be a pagan, because she once shoplifted a Silver Ravenwolf book and set up a Wiccan altar in her bedroom, which is now gathering mold under some old containers of Manic Panic and dirty t-shirts. She doesn't know any other pagans and doesn't remember when any of the holidays are except for Samhain.
She would desperately like a boyfriend, but she is too awkward and ashamed and fearful of real intimacy to have one. She covers for her low self-esteem by pretending no man is good enough for her. She has a laundry list of traits she says she is looking for. For instance, he has to be tall, muscular, athletic, a genius, kind to animals, and he he has to look like Ryan Gosling and be a stallion in bed. And he has to love all the same things she does. Until she meets this ludicrous fantasy man, she derives her inflated sense of self-worth from the two or three awkward and scrawny teenage boys, often younger than her, who follow her around and sit at her feet.
Even if you look past her pompous facade and try to talk to her, you find she has little to say. She only talks about herself and her friends and their private in-jokes. She constantly makes pop culture references to her favorite tv shows and movies, and if you don't understand them all, then she rolls her eyes and stomps away indignantly.
Gengix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:52:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment by /u/Aarondhp24 Something about it was just so incredibly profound even though I personally haven't experienced what was being relayed.
My Step-Father was married to his wife, Susan for 26 years. They were madly in love, and had 4 children. About 6 years ago, she was diagnosed with, and died suddenly from breast cancer. My Step-Father started dating quickly, simply because he didn't know how to live alone.
My Mother was the opposite. She had many relationships that never panned out, and was very close to giving up on love altogether. But they met on eHarmony. They fell in love. They got married.
Why am I telling you this? My Mother knows she isn't the love of her husbands life. She has come into his world, near the end. He has had his children. She has had hers. We're all grown up.
So she tells him very early on: "If you want to feel sad, or just cry for Susan, that's ok with me. You never have to hide that you will always love her more than me."
It's such a bittersweet thing. My Mother needed this man to come around when he did, but that meant his late wife had to pass away when she did. And Mark had to be the kind of man who would allow himself to look for love again.
They are the happiest people I have ever seen. My Step-Father is also the only man my mother ever dated I would call "Dad". I'm about to turn 28 haha.
The point is, you can feel sad and miss her. That won't stop you from loving someone else, or get in the way of a new love. You never fell out of love with your wife, she simply left this world, still madly in love with you.
That kind of love doesn't have the opportunity to die. It can't end. You will always love her, and her you. You aren't crazy for calling out her name. Nothing that was her has left this planet. All her energy, all her warmth, and all her cells. They remain. They have changed form, but they are not gone.
We may never understand what comes after death, but your wife forever changed the way your brain will function till the day you die. Her mark is forever left on the world, in you. Carry that light with you, and be sad if you feel like it. Just don't let it burden you.
True love is boundless by time or death. You must carry on for her.
Edit: Many kind words and personal stories of loss have been shared, and I feel truly humbled. Give OP, and those that shared, your love, your thoughts, your prayers, and your support.
For me, I love this because its one of Peter Chung's earliest works. He's a hero of mine who went on to create Aeon Flux, a cartoon that single handily influenced my art more than anything else.
Bart_Dart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:16:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
An Askreddit thread where the premise was, "Can we photoshop Scarlett Johannson making out with herself?" The thread is hilarious and weird and some submissions are really good. I wish a question like that would be okay again, but this was 5 years ago when Askreddit wasn't as strict.
ZombyTed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DEAR MICHELLE,
I AM VERY PLEASED TO RECEIVE YOUR LETTER, IT IS AN ISLAND OF CALM IN A UNIVERSE OF MIND-BENDING, SOUL-DESTROYING CHAOS; AND I MEAN THAT VERY LITERALLY.
WE ARE CURRENTLY PINNED DOWN ON A TYRANNID HIVEWORLD BATTLING SLAANESHI DAEMONS ON ONE FRONT AND GENESTEALERS ON THE OTHER.
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR, I HAVE FOUGHT WITH RENEWED VIGOR TO WIN ENOUGH FREE TIME TO PEN THIS RESPONSE TO YOU.
I AM VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT TIMOTHY PERKINS IS BEING 'A TURD' TO YOU. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A ROUGH SITUATION AND YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES. I ONCE HAD AN ENTIRE SQUAD OF MY BROTHERS REDUCED TO TURD-LIKE EFFLUENT BY A NURGLE DAEMON AND IT WAS PRETTY AWFUL.
MY SUGGESTION WOULD BE TO TAKE TIMOTHY TO AN IMPERIAL INQUISITOR TO HAVE THEM TORTURE THE LOCATION OF YOUR HELLO KITTY CUPCAKE ERASER OUT OF HIM. I HAVE SEVERAL SUGGESTIONS FOR EXCELLENT INQUISITORS, SHOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURSUING THIS AVENUE.
YOU ASKED IF I COULD SEND YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR THE DRAWING YOU MADE OF YOUR HOUSE, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR DOMESTICATED RODENTS. UNFORTUNATELY I AM NOT VERY WELL VERSED IN THE ART OF 'CRAYON', BUT I AM EXCELLENT AT SCRIMSHAW WORK. ENCLOSED IS THE SKELETAL HAND OF ONE OF MY HONOURED FALLEN BRETHREN, CARVED WITH HIS GLORIOUS BATTLE DEEDS IN MY FINEST PENMANSHIP. I WOULD HOPE THAT YOU WEAR IT FOR HIS HONOUR, MY HONOUR AND FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR.
AS FOR YOU NOT WANTING TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMATRIARCH'S ABODE, I DO NOT THINK THAT HER 'SMELLING LIKE OLD FARTS' IS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT PAYING YOUR RESPECTS TO YOUR ELDERS. IN THESE TIMES OF GALACTIC STRIFE, WE SHOULD HONOUR THOSE WHO REACH A VENERABLE AGE, FOR IT IS SUCH A RARE DEED IN THESE WAR-TORN TIMES.
I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS LETTER HERE, AS A HIEROPHANT HAS JUST BREASTED THE HORIZON AND MY BROTHERS AND I INTEND TO SPEND OUR LIVES FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR.
Mass Effect has been my favorite game for a really long time. Over on /r/MassEffect, there was a fan-made trailer for the series that was just phenomenal.
This post is like the post for people to repost to for the sake of karma. Brilliant. I will repost this question in a few months and rake in that tasty internet nothing.
You've really never heard of them? They're just alt/pierced/tattood models. The actual company have shitty business practices though from what I've heard and try rip the models off.
You're welcome, other human. Man, that's so weird. I have NO idea who you are, but if there's anything we can relate to each other with, it's the fact that we are both humans.
Keep on doing you, fellow human. We are different in many ways, but still, the same.
A 149 Imgur Spread Of chernobyl, it's like my secret addiction. i find it so fascinating but i couldn't tell you why i just don't know.
https://imgur.com/a/TwY6q the redditor has deleted there account otherwise i would credit
Serath62 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mainly use the save section to save my various comments that I'm probably going to have to repeat in future discussions, or comments I'm particularly proud of.
I'd tell you where I got it but then a bunch more people would get trapped in /r/195 thanks to an /r/AskReddit thread again and we clearly don't want that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only have a single comment in my saved section that I don't remember saving. It's a recipe for homemade wine:
Any time this comes up I give a simple as piss recipe. That recipe is this...
Two rinds of pineapple
1qt sugar
1qt Water
1gal Jug
Dissolve your sugar in the water bring it back down to room temp.
put your pineapple rind in the gallon jug and pour your simple syrup over it and loosely cover. ignore it at 62-72f until it stops bubbling.
I'd have to ask the BF about his rum mash, but this is what I got on the fly.
bwongers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/9Omxz.png
How football works. I don't like football, but I've learned over time it makes for better socializing
I saved this so I can have all of the best saves. I use my saves for work as a Social Media and Community manger to save stuff that works for any of the 20 different odd accounts I run. So I'll use this chance to say thanks to all y'all for sharing your content.
This cat was on the front page but yesterday, so i don't think he really counts.. This exercise guide for a game of Civ V motivated me to start actually working out and being responsible for my body, so thats good
(This guy)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdaduOiiR10&feature=youtu.be] has fantastic kazoo covers of classic game tunes, which is pretty sweet as well
fbjimmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This awesome collection of photos that are crafted as scale models but look 100% real...
http://imgur.com/a/5tBwi
Victuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A post by /u/MyOverflow with a list of defcon (essentially a hacking/ computer technology con) talks about a variety of subjects, all really good, all really cool.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
we can save things?
Envy121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was a big list of stuff you can learn to better yourself for free like language learning and shit. I like to look at it once in a while and say to myself "someday..."
Rag546 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm late to the party, but this video is one that I've saved and come back to whenever I've had a bad day. Watch the whole thing cause the ending makes it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:07:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You guys actually have awesome saved things, and mine is just full of stuff I accidentally saved because of my fat fucking thumbs on mobile.
Oh and that thing from the other week where the lady lit her tassels on fire and spun 'em around. That was pretty rad, and I saved it because I was at work and had to go home to watch titties wobble and rotate.
You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.
Enclosed as a PDF attachment, a picture of yourself in a boat on a river. It's a river that flows in two directions. Make that three. It's a magic river, that's how. And it's flowing down the eerie canal to... The Scary Door. That's eerie with two Es.
Imagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a [mumbles] but you're not quite sure what he said. [mouth full] He seems to be eating something [normal] or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about... The Scary Door.
You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter the Scary Door.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame -- a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You're about to enter The Scary Door
You're taking a vacation from normality. The setting: a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery. And there's also some mystery floating in the pool. Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock. But it will open the Scary Door.
Edit: Picture yourself logging in to reddit on what seems like a relatively normal Tuesday morning, but for some reason, it's not as normally normal as it usually is. There are orangered envelopes glowing in the corner, and your overview page looks different, kind of like the way your bedroom looks different when you move the bed to the other wall so you can have more room for activities, but then move it back because it looks off, but you haven't quite returned it to the exact same spot it had been in. There's a message saying your comment has been gilded, saying something about extra site features, perks and benefits, but you don't really understand it because you usually just skim those types of things and move on. You're about to be allowed to browse.../r/lounge. Thanks for the gilding fellow meatbag!
People need to realize the real situation here.
The assholes in charge of Turkey are supporting some assholes in Syria. The assholes in charge of Russia are supporting different assholes in Syria.
The western world can't find anyone to support in Syria who isn't an asshole, except possibly the Kurds. Except that the US doesn't want to support the Kurds too much because it would piss off the assholes in charge of Turkey. Even though the Turks are assholes, they used to not be assholes and the US kind of wants them to not be assholes again. So the US doesn't want to be assholes to Turkey, even though it means kind of being assholes to the Kurds.
So when some other assholes in Syria (who everyone agrees are assholes) attacked the French, the Russians decided to use it as an excuse to bomb some of the assholes in Syria that they don't like, and they figured no one would really pay much attention to whether or not the assholes they bombed were actually the assholes who attacked the French. And the western governments pretty much decided to just not make a fuss about specifically which assholes the Russians bombed, since they are all assholes.
Except that the Turks were pissed that the Russians were bombing their assholes. So they decided to be assholes and kill the assholes who were killing their assholes.
Meanwhile, the Syrian people are stuck in the middle. Surrounded by assholes on all sides, with pretty much no hope of anyone who isn't an asshole coming to help them.
I am Garg. I am strong. I am strong because I am Ogre. No-one in the forest is stronger than me. When I was young, the old Ogres make the rules, hit me when I don't follow. Now I am older. I make rules. I go where I want. I eat what I want. I take what I want.
One day, I find something I want. Pretty pink-skin sharpclub. Bright stones on short round end, and long sharp end shimmers like pond water. I want, so I take. Little hard-shelled pink-skins have come to my forest with sharpclubs before, long time ago. They smarter than others. They know that they can't hit stronger, so they need to hit better. I am going to use pretty sharpclub to hit stronger AND better. I am looking forward to using sharpclub to hit.
I am not expecting sharpclub to hit me.
Sharpclub is alive. Sharpclub is angry. It does not want what I want, and so it hits me. I have been hit before. I am strong so I can take hits. But it hits my mind, and I do not know how to hit back. For the first time in long, long time... I submit. Sharpclub is strong. Sharpclub makes rules now.
Sharpclub tells me what to do. Sharpclub makes me stop fighting others in forest. Makes me give up land. I do not want to, but Sharpclub makes rules now. I am not strong now. Eventually, Sharpclub stops being angry at me and starts being curious.
Sharpclub tells me her name. She is Moonslicer, made by pink-skin shamans for pink-skin warriors. I understand this. She was made to kill pink-skin enemies. But I am pink-skin enemy. She does not kill me. I do not understand this.
One day, while eating dinner, I ask Moonslicer. "Why do you not kill me?"
"I don't understand your question," Moonslicer replies.
"You are pink-skin sharpclub,"
"Greatsword," Moonslicer interrupts.
"and you are made to fight pink-skin enemies."
"I was made to destroy evil," Moonslicer answers. She always talks in strange riddles. I have become used to this.
"Yes, evil. I know this word. It means pink-skin enemy. I am pink-skin enemy. I am evil. Why do you not destroy me?"
Moonslicer does not answer for long time.
"You are... "pink-skin enemy", yes. And most people would say you are evil... but I am not sure. I expected you to fight me, but you didn't. I expected you to resist when I told you to stop bullying the other creatures of the forest, but you didn't."
"Moonslicer is stronger than Garg, so Moonslicer makes rules."
"All the same... I think there might be some good in you, somewhere."
"...what is Good?" I ask.
"Good is..." Moonslicer stops talking. I can feel she is confused. "Good is... how to describe it? It is..." She stops again. She is quiet for a long time. "You know, I believe the best way to explain it is to show you. Go to sleep Garg. Tomorrow, we will start doing Good."
Next day, Moonslicer leads me to pink-skin home, in the middle of fields. No pink-skins there right now. She shows me broken walls. Tells me to take stones and fix walls. Then we leave. I do not understand.
"Why do we fix walls?" I ask.
"Those walls protect the humans from harm," Moonslicer says. "They have been torn down by raiders over the years. By repairing the walls, you have made the humans more safe. More strong."
"Why do I make them safe?" I ask. "I am pink-skin enemy. I do not want them to be strong."
"Patience, Garg," Moonslicer says. "Have patience and faith. You will understand eventually."
I do not believe her, but I say nothing. This does not make sense. This is pink-skin strangeness.
For the next two seasons, Moonslicer keeps sending me out to pink-skin lands. Fixing walls. Catching cows and taking them back to paddocks without eating them. Sometimes she makes me scare humans on roads. Sometimes she makes me hide from humans on roads. She calls the ones I scare "bandits" and the ones I hide from "merchants". I do not understand the difference.
"The merchants are weaker humans," Moonslicer says. "The bandits are stronger, and want to take from the merchants. You are driving them away from the roads so that they do not take from the merchants anymore."
"This makes sense" I say. "They are stronger, they take what they want. But why do you make me scare them so they cannot?"
"Because it is not good for the strong to take what they want from the weak."
"This Good does not make sense. I will never understand"
"You will understand" Moonslicer says. "Have faith."
For many more seasons, Moonslicer makes me do many things I do not understand. Eventually pink-skins... humans... start to see me. At first they are afraid. I understand this. But they slowly become less afraid. They no longer run when they see me. I do not understand this. I dig long ditches from the river to their farms. I build walls along their roads. I bring large sacks of food to their towns and leave them there.
One season, there is a great storm. Moonslicer wakes me during the night, urges me to leave the cave and go to the human lands. There is a town I have been near many times before. The river that flows through the village is flooding. The humans are splashing, shouting, drowning. They are scared. Moonslicer sends me through the flood to their homes. I lift humans from the water and put them at the top of the homes. I do this again, and again. I am tired, but Moonslicer pushes me on. I save more humans, I wade through the water that is up to my chest. I save the male humans, the female humans, the young humans, the old humans. I save all of them. When the dawn comes and the water goes down, I am more tired than I have ever been. I sink to my knees. I know the humans will kill me while I am asleep but I am too tired to get away. I fall asleep.
I wake up. I am not wet, cold or tired. I am warm, dry, resting on something soft and comfortable. I recognize it as a human barn - I have brought escaped horses to these before. I am covered in many skins. I am lying in dried grass - the humans call it hay.
A male human comes in. He sees I am awake. He does not run or look scared. Instead he smiles. He brings a large bundle up to me. The bundle has meat in it. Good, cooked meat. Better than I've ever tasted. I watch him carefully, but I am hungry and I concentrate on eating. Once I am done, he takes the bones and the bundle away.
The day goes by, and many humans come to the barn. Some hide by the door and only stare at me. Others come in. I recognize many of them as the humans I saved last night. I am still tired, so I lie in the barn. I feel... I do not know how to describe it. The humans do not threaten me, but not because I am stronger. Finally, in the evening, many humans come to the barn. They bring Moonslicer with them.
"I have been negotiating with the humans on your behalf," she says. "They are going to give you this barn to live in as a new home. They will give you food, while you keep the roads safe from bandits and help them tend their flocks and fix their buildings. I will stay with you to guide you."
I am quiet for a long time.
"I do not understand." I say. "If I was strong, and I came to take these things, they would not give them to me. They would run, or fight."
"But you didn't come to take them," Moonslicer replied. "And that is what makes the difference. You have made the humans' homes safe. You have protected their merchants. You have rescued their animals. And now you have saved their lives. And because you gave and gave and did not take, they now want to give to you, freely. And as long as you do not wish to take, you will receive. By serving them, you are now more free than you ever were in the forest. Not because you are strong. But because you are a friend. They are your strength now, and you are theirs. This is what Good is."
And I understand.
Edwhirl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:37:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Verka Serduchka is my all-time favourite Eurovision entry. It's the most Eurovision thing possible. A half German, half English song with about ten words sung by an insane Ukrainian in drag and an astronaut costume with a title in mistranslated Mongolian.
Brinner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The numbers on the middle 2 are reversed. So it isn't clear if the graph is correct for either or the number. In either case the is little practical difference between 76% and 80%.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that stat is itself misleading. I see those numbers around and they're problematic in ways far too intense for reddit comment debatesโฆ caveat: not sticking up for bs "men's rights" group or their terrible-in-a-dozen-ways "infographic"
MastaClar ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This graphic is a bit misleading. Also, it neglects to realize that the reason why men are disproportionately making up the majority in some of those cases is likely the result of men at the top making the decisions. So really, the people you have to fight against injustice isn't women, it is men.
Who made that decision that it is just men who should be on the front lines? Was it a woman? (no)
What is part of the reason why men do not seek help for mental health issues and woman will do so (or will seek a "cry for help" suicide attempt)?
A hyper masculine society that corrects "wrong" behavior by men. That same culture pushes men towards violence.
RComment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you are conflating the acknowledging of privilege with blame for its existence on those having the privilege. The linked graph, or at least the topics it raises, are not in any way blaming anyone for the privilege that women possess. It is merely pointing out that women do in fact have privilege. If you cannot accept that reality, without caveat, then you cannot understand or really contribute meaningfully to the next points that follow in the discussion about privilege...about its nature, and combating the harmful effects from it as it has developed in our society.
Your automatically projecting of a blaming attitude on the OP by this reflexive restatement of their point back on them seems consistent with certain feminists' actions to blame men for the issues that women have, even though women themselves have contributed strongly to it (a point to be debated perhaps).
Perhaps blaming people instead of a culture, and trying to find the villain, is a natural instinct that needs to be avoided when we discuss concepts that arise in a civilized society and not basic animal instinct. Otherwise, discussions and education cannot be productive. Or do you just want to feel more satisfied in just getting an endorphin rush by responding in a gotcha fashion to someone else's post that you actively interpret in a way that your disagree with?
redgamut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the people you have to fight against injustice isn't women, it is men.
So only men are capable of doing injustices based on gender?
Who makes decisions to send people to war? Not the 99% of our population made up of women and men. If the decision-makers have historically been men, are you applying a misandry toward men in general because of a particular handful of rotten apples?
I subscribe to the belief that every person regardless of age/sex/gender/race/religion/ethnicity/etc... deserves to be treated with respect until they prove otherwise. Hand-picking certain people and applying that judgement across age/sex/gender/race/etc. is the definition of discrimination and it is wrong.
nemec ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah they already have a chance of dying, why increase that risk?
Curt04 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:26:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Because 99% of women can't meet the same standards as men for combat roles.
EDIT: political correctness can't supersede biology and has no place on the battlefield. If we don't expect women to compete with men in professional sports why would we think they can physically keep pace with men in combat?
nemec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't we draft bodybuilders into the Marines? Sometimes there are more important skills than pure physical strength.
Curt04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah such as cardio and endurance which women typically perform lower on compared to men. As long as the standards are the same for both genders it shouldn't be an issue because only women that can actually cut it will make it through the training.
However if they hold women to a different standard than they do men like they do in noncombat units than this recent decision to let women into combat roles will cost people their lives.
It's been shown that women earn the same amount as men, its just that women take less paying jobs.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These stats have the same flaw: Not adjusted for actual job. You might as well lump everything together and say women earn less in total in the everything sector. No shit: They have different jobs.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or... that's just another third-wave feminist lie just to promote affirmative action to get equal (or more) women in any given field despite them not meeting the qualifications (which are not at all different).
Furthermore, you're still falling back to the figures presented by your source that do NOT account for a very serious statistical flaw.
One thing that is certain, is that when accounted for all variations, the wage gap is well within 5%. Feminists would like you to believe otherwise, because either they want to promote affirmative action or because they're falling for the wage gap propaganda.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any studies that adjust for actual jobs? You seem to be assuming that would make the difference to making them equal. Maybe it's still less. Women tend to be bitchy and expect to get a raise just sitting there.
udies that adjust for actual jobs? You seem to be assuming that would make the difference to making them equal. Maybe it's still less. Women te
The job-by-job comparison is where he got the 5% number, stats vary from 5 to 7 percent. much less than the 27% many people are parroting based on all jobs across all areas of the economy lumped together.
Stackware ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Having the same degree doesn't mean they're taking the same jobs though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But is that the choice of the company to hire more women in lower paying jobs or the choice of the women, on average, to look for jobs that pay less than their degree entitles them to?
If the former, then there's a problem, but if the latter, the companies can hardly be blamed for the bias of the women, and the women are hardly oppressed by the state of affairs.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:20:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You linked the wikipedia article on pay gap, not the study.
Also, how did the companies find out that anybody had children? That shit shouldn't be on a resume, IMO.
4stix4 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:31:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if they have a chart of penis curcumcision comparing men and women. It an epidemic!
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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4stix4 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get the joke, do you?
This was an intentional mockery of "pregnancy due to rape for men vs women". I was referencing the fact that it is a stupid comparison by making an even stupider one in same vein and hoping they would see the problem with their original point.
Also I'd like to point out that male genital mutilation is still legal in first world countries while fgm is only practiced by confirmed monsters in terrible places. No civilized person is saying fgm is not an issue, but cutting up any babies genitals is deplorable; regardless of gender.
One of them is for the generalized health and cleanliness of a baby. The other is usually performed on older children and woman for the sole purpose to bar them from feeling sexual pleasure. Now, I have friends both circumsized and uncircumsized. Both describe sex as amazing and it "feels awesome". The friends I have that are uncircumsized said it is a pain in the ass sometimes to clean under their foreskin. There are many issues you can actually have with your foreskin, like Phimosis. So long run, you have very minimal nerve damage if you get circumsized. So to rebut your statement, no, it's not comparable to female circumsicion.
Men die in combat more because those in charge (men) only want to send men. It's feminists who are fighting for women to be allowed on the front lines.
Men are victims of homicide more often because men are more likely to be involved in violent crimes.
Men commit suicide more because seeking help is "something women do". BTW, women actually attempt suicide at higher rates then men; men just succeed more.
When men actually bother to fight for custody, they get at least partial a huge majority of the time.
Men's rights activists are a joke.
Edit: Yes, downvote me. Facts are clearly the natural enemy of MRA's.
Curt04 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:24:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So basically anything wrong that happens to men is men's fault and anything wrong that happens to women is men's fault. Gotcha.
In terms of systemic inequalities? Yeah, absolutely. Unless you think that women being raped at at least five times the rate men are is somehow women's fault, or that men killing themselves at higher rates than women is somehow women's fault. Most every systemic issue that men face is due to the powers that be handling women with kid gloves.
Curt04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it is women's fault and I don't think it is men's fault either. Both genders shape cultural ideas of gender roles and they always have. Both sides are guilty of using it as a weapon against the other side as well. If you believe that men have dictated every facet of the roles of women in society than you are the one that thinks that women need to be treated with kid's gloves since you don't think they can forge their own path.
/r/MensRights certainly is, but let's not dismiss the entire movement completely. There's /r/MensLib for example. There are issues that need to be addressed.
Curt04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would hardly call boiling down all of society's problems to masculity is evil "facts".
If all leadership positions were held by women do you think we would live in some magical balanced utopia?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:02:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Aanio ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW
sickachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
drhead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I usually don't save posts, I prefer to save comments.
Bitcoinpasta (original post removed, context anyways):
i just told you EXACTLY how to do that. what? you like sucking federal reserve cock or something? maybe you like rubbing green paper with occult symbolism all over your dick. green paper that's probably got shit, stripper ass-sweat, and AIDS blood from coc. snorters on it...printed as much as they see fit. this is like if i gave you some steak but you don't have a fire going. take some initiative (10 minutes) link a bank account [start a fire]and then you will have your precious "real money" [cooked steak]. I am trying to educate you guys about a paradigm shifting technology, and got shit on for it. As a gamer i thought you might actually think it was cool, but instead you took the opportunity to insult me. Insult me just like many of the greatest minds in our history books. The cryptographers, the I.T. geeks, the software and web programmers/developers, Tesla, Willheilm Reich..... I'm going to try one more time. https://circle.com or https://snapcard.io (under 10 minutes)||| https://bitpay.com or https://Coinbase.com (show developers of the organization). I can hardly believe this is your response. Especially when you are donating VIDEO GAMES, NOT MONEY. Some things are obviously more important than this world wide scam you refer to as "real money" and i refer to as federal reserve notes, because that's exactly what it is, like a fucking i.o.u from your worst bully on the playground. Assuming you have a bank account i doubt you told your banker "no, real money would be better" when they handed you a debit card. So, please take a moment to ignore our little "clash" and realize that if you take a matter of minutes to link a bank account you will have what you seek and might learn something great in the process. if you want me to send you "real money" directly why don't you post your mailing address for all of us to see, and i can mail you a green piece of paper...no thanks, this method is easier, quicker, safer, more private (for both of us), more secure, and FREE. I appreciate what you're doing otherwise. please don't let my rant get in the way of feeling good about what your organization does.
morieu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
its perfect but on the surface it looks hardly ready
its needs parm, but he keeps on forgetting
he's hungry now the whole towns oh so brown
he opens his mouth, but English won't come out
Italian now, but they won't show him how
the clocks run out, times up, over, BLAOW!
Snap back to the reality doh, its chef boy r dee oh,
its so nasty and no, he won't have it
he a pasta addict but wont be tin cannin it woah,
hes so mad and hes broke, he knows that but he won't give up that easy nope, he needs carbs and he hopes olive garden is close to fill pockets with ropes of spaghetti or bags of raw penne you betta go capture this neverending deal YOU BETTA lose yourself in the whole bowl the moment you feel full you betta eat it nice and slow (slow!) you only get one meat do not miss your chance to eat this opportunity comes limited time cuz YOU BETTAlose yourself in the whole bowl the moment you feel full you betta eat it nice and slow (slow!) you only get one meat do not miss your chance to eatthis opportunity comes limited time cuz YOU BETTA pastas escaping, through his pocket hole thats gaping spaghetti was his for the takingpasta king as he moves toward a eating disordera normal diet is boring but super mario close to his sort it only gets harder his stomach churns louder he pukes it all over vomits all on him coast to coast pasta hes the spaghetti monsta lonely home gobbelin he knows hes grown farther from sane, hes no martyr he groans, full, and barely can eat ricotta but hold your nose cuz here goes starch water his stomach don't want it no more, its old product he moves on to the next handful which flows smooth down his throat its so foulthis shits so unproper as some green shows, I suppose its mold, partner but the feast goes on, su-su-su-su-su-slurp YO BETTA Lose yourself in the whole bowl the moment you feel full you better eat it nice and slow (slow!) you only get one meat, do not miss your chance to eat this opportunity comes limited time cuz
This is how I found it, too lazy to fix the broken formatting the original guy had.
cbfist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just saved this cool thread from today so I can come back to it later and read all the interesting things people had to say
In a world where easy morality and facile thinking has absolutely taken over all concepts of intellect, philosophy, and liberty, this is an absolute stand-out.
http://imgur.com/a/hsYZv
The 420 code, a set of guidelines for the Marijuana smoking community in a bible based style, written by reddit user /u/5moker.
It first popped up last year sometime and he re-released it this week in the "Green Letter Edition."
Iโll have you know that Joey's Ratatta is in the top percentage of Ratatta, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and has over 300 confirmed K.O's. He is trained with a lucky egg and is the top hyper fang user in the entire Johto League. You are nothing to him but just another target. Joey's Ratatta will wipe you the fuck out with accuracy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the rain dance, Weedle. The rain dance that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโre fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with his teeth. Not only is he extensively trained with Ev's, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the Goldonrod Department Store and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now youโre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Joey's Rattata will sand attack all over you and you faint to it. Youโre fucking dead, kiddo.
One of my own comments. It was long, took me an hour to type. Wasn't very well liked, but it didn't get many downvotes either.
I haven't been on Reddit much, so I don't have anything spectacular saved.
Rakirs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bowmanc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's this story of a guy who lived a whole nother life while knocked unconscious. Really makes me realize how much we dont know about the mind. Is it real or not? Idk, I think so, but you can be the judge
a library that contains everything written up to 3200 characters of the latin alphabet. That means you can search in detail your deepest darkest secret in this library, even using your name. And it will be there somewhere on a page.
I'm pretty sure 90% of the stuff in there was saved by accident because I use the desktop web version of Reddit in my cell phone browser. Most of them are things i saved of myself by misclicking while trying to edit or delete or something. Some examples of accidentally saved le gems from my saved section:
gigitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing, the only stuff in there is either stuff I misclicked on save or my own comments that I wanted to go back to for some reason and are no longer relevant.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You know depression and anxiety can feel like drowning? When I hear 'Let me know what I can do, or, why didn't you ask for help?' It makes you feel, as the drowning person, like they're asking you to dry yourself off first, crawl to shore, and ask them to help you in a way that's more convenient for them, less messy. You know not everyone is equipped at being a lifeguard, so you try not to risk anyone else's life trying to save your own m, but damn, if you think I knew what you could do to help me I wouldn't tell you?
And you start to notice, while you're drowning, the friends who don't like the splashing around, who don't like to get wet. That dock slowly gets more and more empty over time, until there's nobody there, for awhile one or two people come to check to make sure you're still splashing, but they still don't know how to help, and you still don't want them to risk themselves to help you. So you end up alone, trying to keep yourself alive, and pushing away all your family and friends because you're almost AT THE BRINK OF DEATH, an event horizon impossible to escape, that everyone is too afraid to approach and try to help."
Edit: I only studied psychology for 4 years during school (my major), but no professional post graduate training. It's one of the things I told my own therapist while suffering from depression/anxiety, because I had needed a way to explain it to my friends and family when it finally became time to ask for help when things were a lot more dire and serious. Im in a much better state of mind and definitely not quite as bitter towards my friends and family as this analogy makes me seem.
When you're in a place that lonely and scary, it's way easier to push people away by making them feel resented than trying to explain to them how horrible this place called Depression is, and that despite how much you care about me, leave me alone because I'm not worth it.
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold! Seeing all of this positive uplifting discussion about helping friends has made this rainy Boston morning. I'm going to try and respond to as many of you as I can, but until then, here's a comic that I think a lot of you might understand/enjoy, hope it helps! http://imgur.com/UC00UTx
Soperos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Everything in there was put by accident on mobile. I've just never seen anything here (besides porn) that I cared enough about to see again.
Don't get me wrong, this place has the best content on the web IMO, it's why I come here, I just don't save stuff like that.
Edit: Accidentally saved this btw... I looked through my saved posts, most of them are my own posts (I guess I hit save instead of edit or something) but out of all those posts, this was the best: http://i.imgur.com/OFj6Cyp.gif
What sucks is that anyone observing the scene would have a fucked up opinion of you all just because of a snapshot of your lives out of context. If someone saw me at my lowest when I was addicted to porn they'd write me off to. I was using my parents credit cards to pay for private shows with camgirls (they didn't know this yet) when I won an hourlong skype roleplaying show with my favorite model (who I was convinced I was going to marry because she laughed at all my jokes and I felt her laughter was genuine) along with two other members.
The problem was that my internet was running like shit and I found out it was because my mom was using her laptop to watch a livestream of her sisters funeral (she died back in England and my mom couldn't make it home) even though mom was sobbing I just angrily demanded she turn off her computer and when she refused I screamed "fuck you!!!" and picked up her laptop and threw it at the brick fireplace base. Then grabbed my laptop and ran and locked myself in the background while trying to ignore my screaming parents. I had cam-to-cam so the look on the models face as she heard the screaming and pounding on the door as I repeatedly screamed "not listening I fucking hate you all lalalalalal!!!" while angrily beating off, was fucking priceless.
I ended up passing out and had to be taken to the hospital (I had been on the tail end of a 30 hour beatoff marathon) apparently I almost died haha. After an interview with a psychiatrist I was put in a mental institution for 5 months but I'm all better now and have a good job and am engaged to a beautiful woman and things couldn't be better between me and my folks, but if someone were to watch a vid of me on the night of my freakout they would wrongly conclude that I'm an unsalvageable asshole.
Cpapa97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't tell you, I've saved every single thread I've upvoted, and I upvote every single thread I read...this has been going on every since I learned you could save things.
There was a thread not too long ago that linked all the nsfw threads together. It allows you to browse all of them at once.... I'm unashamed to say I've lost hours since then.
This is one of the most gilded comments I've ever seen. It's so good, I printed it out and stuck it on the wall next to my bed. In the past couple years it's helped me with weight loss and depression. I seriously read this every morning.
That video from /r/cringe where this poor dude gets to go on a date with a pornstar. It's way back in my saved history so I didn't bother to get the link, but it's one of the top posts for anyone interested.
This one really skinny white guy with a big dick fucking this fine ass black girl who while he is hitting it is LOOKING at him like DAMN he is literally fucking the hell out of me! Yes, it is a porn, but it's a genuine expression and is priceless. Unfortunately though, he has CORNY ass sex sounds.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A gif of three men getting hit by a bus and thrown across a street. They land off camera, except for one guy's leg hat sort of just twitches. A woman witnesses this, turns, and casually continues walking as if nothing happened. It's a good reminder of what people really are like.
This is surely not as funny to anyone who isn't a beer geek, but this craft-beer-flavored take on the Hitler Downfall meme is hilarious. The meme was already worn out by the time this one came along but it was so well done.
For context, at any given time in the world of craft beer geekdom, there is always a shifting set of darlings, the very hottest, very rare local small batch artisanal beers that are hyped to the heavens by the online beer geek community but that almost nobody can get outside of that home region. They take on a mythical aura and people speak in awe of them. In recent years the top darlings have been in Vermont from brewers like The Alchemist, Hill Farmstead, Lawson's Finest Liquids, etc. The one that has gotten the broadest name recognition in the beer geek world has been Heady Topper by the Alchemist. You can only get it at a handful of stores within a small radius of the brewery in Waterbury, VT, and it flies off shelves quickly on the day it comes in. While its arc is fading these days as new darlings surge, it has been the default grail for many beer geeks for years now. People are always asking online where the best place to get it is and what the delivery times are, there are apps to help you find the places, etc. Geeks make pilgrimages there just to get some to take back home. People wait in lines, chase trucks, etc. People trade it through the mail for hot stuff from other regions. And people who score some go online to wave it around like a treasured penis trophy. And people who miss out are heartbroken and dejected. It's this whole big deal. Shawn Hill's Hill Farmstead is sort of similar but it's on his farm out in the middle of nowhere. This video is a great depiction of the darling-chasing beer geek's frustration at not being able to score any Heady or other good VT darlings.
MadRedMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Monarki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Story of Jess Zola and Z It may be long but this story is insane and well worth the read. It has everything you want in a story, intrigue, suspense, twists, it's amazing.
nesir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't think this would blow up! My favorite thing in my saved from a few months ago Is an ask reddit "what's the best thing in your saved section" classic reddit
See usually I'd recoil in imaginary pain at that but it's kinda fucking neat as well.
Like seriously that's pretty cool, despite the fact I'd be screaming like a little bitch.
I kinda like this comment. It just makes you think how amazing it must be for so many people to see themselves represented, even if you disagree with Obama and his policies.
MOHHpp3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ixix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, 4k player here who reported slasher. Slasher was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLASHER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5.
Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.
I've been saving shit for 4 years now, promising to sort things out one day and organize, as well as read all the very interesting articles and posts from 30 different subreddits...
maybe one day I will... Just not today! I have exams :(
It's probably cheating because it's something I saved from my own account just so I could find it easier. It's my go-to song if I really want to screw with/annoy anyone.
This post I found on /r/techsupportmacgyver where someone from /g/ had a CPU that wouldn't come off of his heatsink, so he resorted to an extreme method.
Nakmal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is it cheating that two of my most saved things are just a group of links that should be saved?
This is the story from /r/talesfromtechsupport that gives me the most warm fuzzies! It is a follow up but the original story can be summed up as entitled bitch breaks rules and tries to ruin OP's vacation.
Sub7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Been a member 7 years and didn't know there's was a save section.
entitled "my bandmate caught a moth tonight". It's so cute but so terrifying. I can't imagine the possibilities behind those glowing eyes. http://i.imgur.com/LCMdV.jpg
cappo40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Til about Bowe Bergdahl where the users are saying he was a deserter before he was even traded for the five terrorists. Its like the Obama administration didn't even do a simple check before releasing him.
Voroseeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif. Everything about it cracks me up: the man looking like Gru, the fact that he is carrying man purses, the punted bird and the nonchalantly walk afterwards.
Vcom561 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Advice on how to buy a used car by /u/tjandearl -> Here. I don't have a car as mine broke down years ago, so I'll be finishing school and needing a car soon. Saved it for when that glorious day comes. Never realized how much I needed a car. NTS: Don't buy a house where public Transit doesn't exist.
This dude didn't get much attention but he blasted some 9/11 conspiracy truther dude on /r/conspiracy when asking for sources saying 9/11 wasn't an inside job.
I'm too lazy to go find it, but it's a post about Lake Nyos. The tl;dr is that dangerous gasses built up at the bottom until they erupted to the top and killed MANY people overnight in their sleep by suffocating them.
Lake Nyos inspired me to write an atmospheric black metal album about natural disasters that I hope to record in 2016
LadyA052 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's starting to happen in south Orange County...the gas leaks are making hundreds of people sick and it may take months to fix it. I don't think they're suffocating...at least not while they're asleep.
If the Chinese take over the world and throw white people in death camps, I will picture the ICP as I go into the gas chamber and whisper to myself "we deserve this."
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye your dress you'll tear,
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say said, pay-paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak.
Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles.
Exiles, similes, reviles.
Wholly, holly, signal, signing.
Thames, examining, combining
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war, and far.
From "desire": desirable--admirable from "admire."
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier.
Chatham, brougham, renown, but known.
Knowledge, done, but gone and tone,
One, anemone. Balmoral.
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel,
Gertrude, German, wind, and mind.
Scene, Melpomene, mankind,
Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, reading, heathen, heather.
This phonetic labyrinth
Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.
Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet;
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which is said to rime with "darky."
Viscous, Viscount, load, and broad.
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's O.K.,
When you say correctly: croquet.
Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive, and live,
Liberty, library, heave, and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven,
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the difference, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover,
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police, and lice.
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label,
Petal, penal, and canal,
Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal.
Suit, suite, ruin, circuit, conduit,
Rime with "shirk it" and "beyond it."
But it is not hard to tell,
Why it's pall, mall, but Pall Mall.
Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
Timber, climber, bullion, lion,
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, and chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor,
Ivy, privy, famous, clamour
And enamour rime with hammer.
Pussy, hussy, and possess,
Desert, but dessert, address.
Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants.
Hoist, in lieu of flags, left pennants.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rime with anger.
Neither does devour with clangour.
Soul, but foul and gaunt but aunt.
Font, front, won't, want, grand, and grant.
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger.
And then: singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, age.
Query does not rime with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post; and doth, cloth, loth;
Job, Job; blossom, bosom, oath.
Though the difference seems little,
We say actual, but victual.
Seat, sweat; chaste, caste.; Leigh, eight, height;
Put, nut; granite, and unite.
Reefer does not rime with deafer,
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,
Hint, pint, Senate, but sedate.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific,
Tour, but our and succour, four,
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria,
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay.
Say aver, but ever, fever.
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.
Never guess--it is not safe:
We say calves, valves, half, but Ralph.
Heron, granary, canary,
Crevice and device, and eyrie,
Face but preface, but efface,
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust, and scour, but scourging,
Ear but earn, and wear and bear
Do not rime with here, but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, clerk, and jerk,
Asp, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation--think of psyche--!
Is a paling, stout and spikey,
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing "groats" and saying "grits"?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel,
Strewn with stones, like rowlock, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict, and indict!
Don't you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?
Finally: which rimes with "enough"
Though, through, plough, cough, hough, or tough?
Hiccough has the sound of "cup."
My advice is--give it up!
The Chaos
by G. Nolst Trenite' a.k.a. "Charivarius" 1870 - 1946
RotWS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The guide to Fate: Stay/Night. Plus this thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just keep waiting that this documentary on the black/dark/deep/whatever web documentary turns out to be something more than cheese pizza and paranoia...so far, not so good.
This tip from /u/Jordanistan to ease tinnitus (ringing in ears), as someone that suffers from tinnitus it was the best thing I have ever found reddit:
Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.Dr. Jan Strydom, of A2Z of Health, Beauty and Fintess.org.
This always works for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much everything from this thread now
thenfour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of atheist-related stuff. I know this immediately induces imagery of fedoras and euphoria, but it has been massive for me in recent years to be exposed to this community. I grew up in a place where God is the answer to any hard question, any difficult situation, any situation where you feel powerless. People seriously pondered questions about the meaning of life, give credence to the idea that there's a "missing link" in defense of creationism, and talk seriously about everything "having a purpose" or "everything happens for a reason".
When I discovered that we actually have reasonable answers to these questions, it blew my mind. Sadly this happened after over 30 years of life.
So I save sincere and candid explanations about how the fossil record is complete, and even if it weren't that is not some kind of support for creationism. I save comments about how "what is the meaning of life" is a meaningless question and only begs more questions about the person asking. I save comments listing the obvious contradictions of religious texts, placing them on the same platform as everything else we give any serious thought to. Stuff that connects religiousness and religious thinking to reality. And explains why this connection to reality is so important and how we can't run a society on the basis of "well in MY world..." and "all beliefs should be respected". Not because I feel superior or euphoric, but because this makes life make a little more sense.
God I hope I got through this without sounding pretentious.
Oden_666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why would a girlfriend beg for months to put a egg in your rectum (sexually) and then when you finally agrees she now always calls you a "yolk-assed bitch" in public and even in front of your parents?
mchaney2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
topright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Being a heroin addict.
He wouldn't have it i wasn't and i was warned in no uncertain terms not to bring drugs onto the island. The island was Rhodes and i was there for a two week holiday. Not to set up a trade route for brown.
I'd never touched any drugs but i was thin and that was all the evidence he needed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This picture from Old School Cool of an RAF bloke getting a haircut on an airstrip. Smoking a pipe and reading a book; it just seems so proper and peaceful.
Fizjig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread. OP, thanks for putting reddit to work for us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Czech rollin' just because the guy in the black suit has my dance moves and I need to know what the gold farting instrument is. https://youtu.be/ahU49yDHeUU
ramot1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I had to fly from Phoenix to L.A. rent a car and drive to a certain address to deliver a check. $145.00 for the plane ticket, $300 for the car rental, $60.00 for the drinks and tips in the nearest naked dancing girl bar, and a flight back home. Nice trip.
The thread about running and farting. I got so much amusement out of it that I had to save it so I can use it for amusement when I need it in the future!
I have two that resulted in a tie. This one, is where a guy ranks the hockey hair of hockey players, and this one, a video of adorable baby foxes playing with a ball.
"There was a guy whose parents simply disappeared one day, leaving behind him and his sister and everything they owned. Despite investigations, the bodies were never found, nor were any other clues... then one day, while traveling years after, he sees the both of them on the street, or two people exactly like his parents.
I think about it all the time, but don't remember in what thread it was."
It's a gif, from the depths of reddit, it shows some very sexy butt swinging and prancing down the street in heels and booty shorts. Zooms out, it's a dude with a suit jacket on wearing booty shorts and heels. At one point he stops to shake his bodunkadunk at a girl who is clearly jealous of his skills, he gives her the "that's right bitch" face and continues his walk. I watch it whenever I feel sad, it brightens my day.
Sometimes Rule 34 blows. other times it does other things..
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[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:22:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
A pic of a black kid alone with the caption "favorite picture of me with my dad." A few comments are saved as well. Always makes me laugh. http://i.imgur.com/srR4Z.png
It's porn. But not just any porn! Many videos I've fallen in love with over the years I found on here, all lined up conveniently at a moment's notice, sorted by well written title and subreddit genre so they're easily remembered.
"We live in the age of the sanctified tantrumโthe political and religious furies we dare not name or shame, much less confront.
Students bully college administrators with contrived political demands. The administrators plead they can do better, then capitulate. Incompetent writers pen trite racial screeds aimed at the very society that lifts them above their ability. They are hailed as geniuses. Donald Trumpโs bid for the Republican presidential nomination epitomizes the politics of the tantrum. Heโs angry as hell, and so is his base. Weโre supposed to respect this.
And then there is the tantrum of Islam, another eruption of rage that feeds off our astonishing willingness to indulge it.
Before Fridayโs carnage in the City of Light, the world was treated to the hideous spectacle of Palestinians knifing Jews in Israel. The supposed motive of these stabbings was a rumor among Palestiniansโfanned by Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbasโthat the Israeli government intended to allow Jews to pray on the Temple Mount.
This was a story the Israeli government adamantly denied and every serious person knew was false. Yet no senior Western leader dared call out Mr. Abbas to correct the record. Palestinian tantrums are sanctified tantrums. The violence they breed might be condemned, but the narrative on which they rest has the status of holy writ. It is no more to be questioned than the Quran is to be burned.
โTo counteract the radicalization [in Europe],โ Swedish Foreign Minister Margot Wallstrรถm said in a televised interview only hours after the Paris attacks, โwe must go back to the situation such as the one in the Middle East in which . . . the Palestinians see that there is no future; we must either accept a desperate situation or resort to violence.โ
Here was the sanctified tantrum par excellence: People murder and maim because they have been put (by Israel) to a bleak choice. Rage is not to be condemned but understood, mitigated and mollified.
Later that day, at the Democratic debate, Hillary Clinton and the two noncontenders for the Democratic presidential nomination each refused to use the term โradical Islamโ in referring to the ideological force behind the Paris killings. The furthest Mrs. Clinton would go to naming the enemy was to say โyou can talk about Islamists who also are clearly jihadists.โ
Apparently, however, you cannot mention Islamists who are not yet โclearly jihadists,โ lest some other invisible line be transgressed. To do so might set off another tantrum among people who tend toward violence whenever they are accused of violent tendencies.
Nowhere are Islamist tantrums so richly indulged as in Europe.
Take the Brussels neighborhood of Molenbeek, which turns out to have been home to at least one mastermind of Fridayโs attacks. โIn Molenbeek, the newspaper Het Volk published a study of the local Muslim population,โ I noted in this column in August 2006. โThe editor, Gunther Vanpraet, described the commune as a โbreeding ground for thousands of Jihad candidates.โ โ
For many years the mayor of Molenbeek was a man named Philippe Moureaux, a Socialist best known as the author of the 1981 Law Against Racism and Xenophobia. In 2004 he helped pass a law allowing noncitizens to vote in municipal elections. Roughly a quarter of Molenbeekโs 96,000 residents are not Belgian citizens.
Mr. Moureaux was also instrumental in engineering the political marriage of his Socialist Party with Muslim arrivals from Turkey and North Africaโa Europe-wide phenomenon that accounts for left-wing sympathies for Islamists whose views on subjects such as gay rights or the equality of women are less than progressive.
It was under Mr. Moureauxโs indulgent eye that Molenbeek became what it is. For years, a group called Sharia4Belgiumโno prizes for guessing its goalsโwas active in the neighborhood until a Belgian judge shut it down in February. The Muslim fanatic who last year opened fire on the Jewish museum in Brussels, killing four, also once lived in Molenbeek, as had the man who tried to open fire on a high-speed train in August. โI notice that each time [there is a jihadist attack] there is a link with Molenbeek,โ Charles Michel, Belgiumโs prime minister, admitted Sunday. Nice of him to connect the dots.
I lived near Molenbeek for two years when I worked for this newspaperโs European edition and used to jog along the canal that cuts through the neighborhood. It took no special insight to see what was likely to come out of the place.
Now 130 people are dead in Paris because Europe decided to make a fetish of its tolerance for intolerance and allow the religious distempers of its Islamist communities to fester over many years. Thatโs what happens when you sanctify political tantrums, explain and appease them, refuse to name them, try to look away."
Taygr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of unheralded but it is a post talking about George Bush's intelligence
I have a chain of folders that say things like "DON'T OPEN THIS" and when you get to the bottom there's a crude drawing of a skeleton with a dildo titled "OPEN UP FUCKBOY HERE IT COMES"
I wouldn't know. My saved folder is just stuff that I see and want to look at, but can't at the moment for whatever reason (mostly videos that I've saved when I've either already reached my bandwidth allowance for the month so it won't load, or I'm just not in a place where I can watch videos at the time).
As soon as I look at whatever I saved, I unsave it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:11:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved comment #1
Saved comment #2
Lichruler ยท 535 points ยท Posted at 18:33:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mute the video on the left http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXOibIxl3dLo&start1=14&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiP6yvrfOfLc&start2=10&authorName=turts
FNFollies ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:14:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or just use crossfade http://crossfade.io/#!/mnoxx1eih9
Shadowex3 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:38:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's really disturbing how well that syncs up.
tdogredman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:46:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I refuse to believe they didn't plan this.
Zabuzan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is brilliant!!!! More upvotes please.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my looooord this is great!
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:15 on May 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing
SnapCantSnap ยท 496 points ยท Posted at 02:21:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING STEVE https://i.imgur.com/JTqQRTE.gifv
pornoisfoei ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:11:56 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. That's genius!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:36:45 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I'm dying
SnapCantSnap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:44 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't breathe after watching this the first time - shit, I still laugh uncontrollably after watching it 10,000 times lol
Throwfortheprof ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like that's the reason why pandas are endangered, they are dumb
SnapCantSnap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:22 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yet entertaining. That's why we keep them around.
ARE YOU NOT AMUSED?!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:22:57 on January 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOR THE LOVE OF BAMBOO
SnapCantSnap ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:58:24 on January 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a great line! Also, I enjoyed the little oof and I hate you Steve
Scott_Bash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:34 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the king
Megawolff2000 ยท 339 points ยท Posted at 23:11:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/ChgK4hZ.gif
Winters067 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:14:42 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
5SF?
serosis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:08:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one wins.
Vexs ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 22:23:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Titled "Things that happened a while ago that someone caught on camera." Lots of old photos that many people have never seen, never knew existed and a very small but great insight in to how thing were back in those days.
http://imgur.com/a/g6p61
aphillz ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 02:42:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those girls from Paris look like they're straight out of Brooklyn today
mruske ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:44:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That Iranian woman, though
havebananas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:16:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was just thinking it looks more 60s than the 30s!
Voidjumper_ZA ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:58:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Capital of fashion baybee...
Consuelanator ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:49:29 on December 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha that undercover cop wasn't fooling shit apparently
qwerpoiu43210 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:48:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit execution by canon!
TMeganV ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:07:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pissing myself laughing because the Dutch woman with her German soldier husband looks EXACTLY like my boyfriend's best friend. We're all Dutch as well. It seriously looks like he timetraveled and put on a wig.
I sent it to some friends as well and everyone agrees, it's so weird.
havebananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The woman is smiling very defiantly. I wonder what happened to them and did they make it through the war?
TMeganV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I did some research in both Dutch and English, but I can't find anything about their names unfortunately.
PalladiuM7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:40 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, is that a Teddy Fucking Roosevelt selfie in #7?
ThatIdiotTibor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:37:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Any other ones like this.
elliottwithtwotees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:48 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These were fascinating, thanks
Tannstah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:50 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, really nice photos! Thanks for that!
0rangeJEWlious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:48 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
38th picture down: can we please take in the awesome use of "pole vaulter"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:36 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Detective in Disguise in Brooklyn looks like Matthew McConaughey
Turok1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:25 on May 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The mannequin in picture 8 looks like Michael Shannon.
gdogg121 ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 11:11:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is some boring shit.
Evaldas_ ยท 1912 points ยท Posted at 16:12:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The list of good free things that can be found on the Internet
PM_me_your_pharynx ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 23:55:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rip grooveshark
abaddamn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:00:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But wait there's popcorn time!
PuppyBaconChips ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it down?
Dsiroon37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is a new version you can download but something changed and now it recommends that you turn on a VPN. I just use Stremio now.
Good_At_English ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC the real team behind PopcornTime is improving it and it will get a rebranding (Butter something? Something box?)
I think there is a number of PopcornTimes out there because the code is open source.
juanes3020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
here in Germany it's illegal to use it. :(
VeriFunni ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:27:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's with everyone recommending Pandora or similar over Spotify? What are the advantages?
GoodScreenName ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:53:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to try spotify to compare, since I generally use pandora, but they asked me to download their program. So, I guess for me it's that I can stream from my browser with pandora.
VeriFunni ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:05:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Spotify has a web version too. Maybe they don't promote it anymore. https://play.spotify.com/
And it's just so much more convenient to have it downloaded, in my case (and millions of others'.)
ReadySetGonads ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:27:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also you can use adblocker and not get any ads.
Reverend_Jones ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:21:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can you do a radio station with Spotify? I like the freedom of being able to choose what song to listen to but do they have an option to play new music I haven't heard before?
MrMagius ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:26:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yep. they even have recommendation stations based off things you've listened to previously.
Reverend_Jones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty awesome
satansrapier ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:30:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And I'm just sitting here using Google Play Music.
There's dozens of us!
Reverend_Jones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same question but for google play music? I got a few free months of it for getting a 6P
satansrapier ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:50:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can do a radio station quite easily. I believe they even use the Last.FM radio station builder. Either way, I've never been disappointed by a radio station.
You can even use "OK Google" to auto start a radio station. Just say something like "OK Google, play me 'Mr. Brightside' by The Killers" and it will start a radio station for based upon that song. I love Google Play Music. I've been using it for 3 years.
PNWoutdoors ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I signed up at launch and I absolutely love the service.
zombiefetus3290 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
None. Those people have yet to be freed from their ignorance.
EKU_JCD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In my opinion, Pandora is better if you want to find something new that is similar to your tastes.
Spotify is better if you know what you like and aren't really interested in change.
someguywithanaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I use Spotify far more than Pandora, but I find Pandora is vastly better at radio than Spotify.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
eh Pandora's been around longer so I just got used to it. Now I have a bunch of custom stations from years of thumbs upping and downing songs.
ugots ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:17:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would save stuff like this, but this and awesome stuff like this are forever saved at the top of r/threadkillers
IHaveSlysdexia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:00:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love this and I love you for sharing it.
samlastname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
on the HOLA unblocker tor thing, I have tor and I'm guessing I'm running an exit node by default. Is there any way to turn that off? I read some stories and got pretty freaked out.
satansrapier ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hola is a VPN (somebody, correct me if I'm wrong). Read the reviews though. It's still pretty sketchy.
CodeJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You don't run a TOR exit-node by default. TOR is not the same as Hola.
samlastname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks, just wanted to make sure.
EnjoyMyDownvote ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
anyone else think this is retarded?
The internet is a place of information. That list is basically websites that give information.
You know what else is free on the internet? The internet.
Annjenette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sweet! Thanks to this list I remembered about Anki. I had it on my last computer and it was really helpful for learning Japanese. I'm going to download it again!
TheHereticMime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good
scout_115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I read this when it was first posted and just thought the other night that I wish I had saved that. I was trying to watch a tv show online. You're the mvp, OP.
dexstrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Grooveshark, it shut down on my birthday April 30th, I was gonna use it for a party :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
BobbyIke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, I miss Grooveshark.
drl0607 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How have I never seen this?
micropanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2yw771/what_free_things_on_the_internet_should_everyone/cslcf03
this link has google spreadsheet..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like this
ChocolateMilk-Senpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
larson00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bookmarked this shit probably 10 times
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is the correct answer
IFollowMtns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Coool freee
Lasagnahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:21 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing list
frakson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you !
Lasagnahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ok thats the best
dalucero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. OP is God.
FuzzyCurtain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey that's the first thing I ever saved :D
GXGOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think we've found the motherload! Thanks for sharing!
Iwouldliketoorder ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 16:45:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/getdisciplined/comments/1q96b5/i_just_dont_care_about_myself/cdah4af This post motivated me to get more off my ass, whenever I feel down I read this and I feel better
๐๏ธ madster-the-great ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for that. I saved it for future motivation.
SwagYoloJesus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Gilded 55 times, wow.
EDIT: 3 years later, 93 times now.
pink_drive ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for sharing mate. That guy is awesome!
Iwouldliketoorder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:10:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He is indeed, the 55x gilded is well deserved
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:30 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Iwouldliketoorder ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:50:58 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just forgive yourself
WhyAmIKobe ยท 2317 points ยท Posted at 19:35:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/yB5Bnw6.png
Michael is always pulling this shit
davidjung03 ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 03:45:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is dog spotting?
religionofpeacemyass ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 03:55:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A serious lifestyle, is what it is.
Mescaline20 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:13:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It Sure isโฆ I'm amazed!
JasonOnTheBeach ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:56:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where do these people find this kind of time?!?!
JigeloSensei ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:25:15 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where do YOU find this kind of time?
mako-jaeger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:03 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's an orthodox!! I'm dying
EpicCheesyTurtle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:02:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Birdspotting, but with dogs.
Pelle0809 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:49:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
but more serious.
weremonkeys ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:04:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And with more dogs
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:01:28 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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davidjung03 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:17:56 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People spotted them???
modern_rabbit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Serious business, apparently.
fudge5962 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 19:42:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Disrespectful
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Brohanwashere ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 05:38:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
uh huh
DoctorSalad ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:46:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still can't tell if they're being serious. Also
Just furthers the mystery
redgarrett ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:51:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like something from a Terry Pratchett novel.
iamsheena ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:46:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just spent far too much time reading up on what Dogspotting is.
CountLaFlare ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:48:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's not a place for jokes
TurboChewy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:29:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dogspotting is best enjoyed at 3 in the morning.
myrpou ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:43:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are they angry because they can't identify the dog?
SkinOfOak ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:30:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God-fucking-dammit Michael, you do this ALL THE TIME!!
michaellicious ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:22:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry :(
myfunnies420 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:16:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha. This broke me!
Bigwood69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:20 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey it's me lol
arsenalthom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just saved ur post :)
broke_n_drunk ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 19:39:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This always makes me smile
gaygirliniraq ยท 3384 points ยท Posted at 20:12:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The effort put into this, and the truth of it is too funny
SwagYoloJesus ยท 1326 points ยท Posted at 00:19:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fuck this gay earth
DeemDNB ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 01:27:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been saying this every now and then and I totally forgot where it was from.
Wagon_ ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 04:08:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l59cg62wqpY
This is the first place I ever saw it.
call_911_to_diddle ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:36:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/HnrjygAG18o
Bulk101 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:00:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that has to be the most underrated video of the year XD
CasualAttire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not understanding shit but i like eat
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:10:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
-anime pro
maplemario ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/3WEi9xHNVaQ
dodomew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey do you want to do something gay to this rock, like pee on it?
Whiskey-Tango-Hotel ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 03:15:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dam, sometimes it feels good to browse on mobile...
Halowood ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:47:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I can't believe I didn't realise the Berserk version was an edit.
Colonel_Fart-Face ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:47:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking beautiful. I really need to catch up on Berserk.
Lanceaway ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:48:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Get ready for this: THEY JUST LEFT THE BOAT.
Birgerz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:03:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
well he did get off the boat.
Repatriation ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:28:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
www.fuckthisgayearth.com
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:37:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like looking at all the weird niche ads at the bottom.
iamaguyama24 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:27:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was even a sex panther one.
I knew Reddit was gonna get me laid!
GiantDuarf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What am I looking at?
cuntpunisher ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:55:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
www.fuckthisgayearth.com
StonedMagic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:59:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad this paid off or i was gonna Whitey.
ToxicApe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Anime Pro" is where i lost my shit hahaha
fuckyeahpeace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:48:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that's 4 chins
chateaublue32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good laugh!
PsychicPolar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh...oooh...that got to real to fast
LouisTM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:18 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaand now it's in my saved section
popsicleturneddown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:22 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just put on tadpole eyebrows on that guy and he is Hanamiya Makoto.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:25 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
gaygirliniraq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this gay earth.
khenziekaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Truth of it? ..uhh...?
thatdometho ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:12:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol no truth in that, more of a dream
Gornox ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you prolly forgot about the last part.
beena10 ยท 926 points ยท Posted at 19:07:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The most amazing sailing shot
007meow ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:00:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a larger wallpaper-y version of that somewhere?
pbmonster ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:31:53 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here! Same boat, different picture but better aspect ratio and resolution: http://imgur.com/HYJhTwm
beena10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea, sorry!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:12:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I've always felt like I wanted to learn to sail, but I live in the middle of Alberta and I would have to move to the ocean to be a sailor and I feel like I would fuck it up and drown, but it still seems like the most amazing life you could live, just out there on the waves, seeing nothing but the horizon, the sun, the wind, the salt spray from the sea, the birds circling behind you, the entire universe at your veritable doorstep, where nowhere you sleep is home, but everywhere is, and it's the sort of place where you learn your worth as a person, learning how to live without too much environmental impact and how to merely survive day to day, but to be truly happy and at peace and to be your own person and not owned by some corporate entity, just another number, just another nameless cog in the souless automaton that is our society. Yep, I would love to learn to sail.
SpongePol_KhmerPants ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:20:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can take lessons. I went last summer in Victoria BC, 5 days on the boat, 2-3 hours of theory every morning and then you're off sailing for the rest of the day. It was awesome.
_El_Cid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:49 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
couldn't have said it better. Like literally, cuz English is my second language
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:44 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is your first language Spanish, El Cid?
_El_Cid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:44 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
no, it's my third - yo estudio espaniol desde hace un ano con duolingo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:37 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. So what's the first, if I may ask?
_El_Cid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:01 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Romanian
f-hole ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:46:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
amazingterrifyingIFollowMtns ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:47:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me feel free
llosa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:22:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Break, break, break, on thy cold grey stones O sea!
RZephyr07 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:46:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hello new phone background!
Tarcanus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pictures like that make me terrified of sailing.
samzplourde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A sail a lot, but on 30-40ft boat, smaller than this one, and I've gotten about 1/3 of the deck completely in the water while going about 16 knots (~18mph). It's kind of scary, and everyone has to hang over the railing in the other side of the boat, but oh man it's fucking awesome. The keil makes it possible, because it goes down in the water much further than the hull and keeps the boat planted.
afewdollarsmore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that.
Ieatwitches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's the type of shit I'd get framed.
Urfgurgle ยท 1674 points ยท Posted at 19:08:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
A comment from the Ann Coulter ama: "Miss Coulter,
If you watch a pregnancy backwards, its about a monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients, and then a penis sucks up the remains. I don't really have a question."
Edit: as a disclaimer, this is not from the actual AMA. Rather, it is from a parody by /r/circlejerk. Ann Coulter most likely did not read it. Nonetheless, I consider the comment an act of brilliance.
cyan_moon ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:36:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God I hope she read that.
Cincybus ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:03:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How is this not higher
I_REALLY_LIKE_BIRDS ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 04:31:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think whoever said that was high enough.
Kuntrol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:54:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was an Ann Coulter AMA so that's understandable.
amulshah7 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:28:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone trying to find the original link, here it is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/1owm7r/i_am_ann_coulter_ama/ccwcy40
dumbledore_albus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:49:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is, by far, my favorite AMA. The top 4 comments are brilliant!
Halleys_Vomit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't stop laughing. That is amazing.
chappaquiditch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing. Thank you.
LordoftheSynth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That deserved a lot more than 2710 karma.
Shadowex3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best part is you can't tell the difference between the circlejerk and real AMA.
Oikaze ยท 7006 points ยท Posted at 19:24:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Titled: "What's the best way to subtly fuck with someone?"
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Hemperor_Dabs ยท 866 points ยท Posted at 21:24:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Had your dog ever been camping?
AnalogDan ยท 2991 points ยท Posted at 23:30:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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thatwasnotkawaii ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 01:11:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"That's the moon, dog."
ibbolia ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:03:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"The moon is dark and full of terrors, human"
ccwk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:26:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon!"
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:27:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"The battle-station is dark and full of terrors, human"
thetathermia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:01 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Moon-Moon!"
Major_Fudgemuffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"God damn it Moon Moon. This is the last time we take you camping."
Gotterdamerrung ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:03:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"If you could smell what I smell right now, just out there beyond the periphery, your blood would run cold and you'd soil those soft cotton pajamas."
tchofftchofftchoff ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 23:44:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.....
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:40:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride
Mark_467 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No you don't.
ikkleste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
evilbrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why would anyone want to leave that type of park?
[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 23:34:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:42:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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fezzikola ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 00:36:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like being a dog and how did you become a person?
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fezzikola ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:36:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In the three years you've had a Reddit account, I've been able to get a dog to sometimes not jump up on the couch. So I mean, everyone has their own tricks/skills.
gdogg121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am dogg121.
skittymcbatman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Until you tell everyone?
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MustardMcguff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:57:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really understand this logic because you're statistically way safer camping out in nature than being in an urban area filled with crazy humans.
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MustardMcguff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:25 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Compare the mortality rate from violent crimes in an urban area to that in any rural area. It's just not even comparable.
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MustardMcguff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:08 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not contesting that it's your right. I'm saying that your fears aren't based in reality.
cookiebootz ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 00:04:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On a few occasions, my cat has been asleep on my bed, only to stand up and stare at the door with her back arched. But only at night when I'm home alone, of course.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:31:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You have ghosts
ILikeMyBlueEyes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:33:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or a stalker.
Buckiller ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 23:37:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
be sure to bring a 90000 lumens flashlight next time: http://hackaday.com/2015/11/27/90000-lumen-flashlight-is-illuminating-impractical-and-blindingly-good/
shanpd ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:13:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That guys neighbors must hate him. Reminds me of Chevy Chase Christmas vacation. "MY CARPET!!!!"
boxjohn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For reference, good car highbeams might top 3500 for both lights combined
mermaid_quesadilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought when seeing it lit was "not bright enough" but then I realized a more fitting option for me would probably be the sun and not camping
Gornox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:52:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
3:40 was really impressive >.>
USOutpost31 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:54:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you had ever been a hunter, you'd feel better.
That's because you can be there and animals dont know. It's usually a requirement for larger game. Same thing is true for fish.
If you did this, you'd realize there is nothing that inherently superior to an animals senses, and at least they make mistakes as often as humans. In fact you would be more secure around animals in general, and so would be less frightened if anything in the first place.
Besides, dogs cower in terror at fireworks and thunder. They're a bit touchy.
kunoburesu ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But at the same time, knowing you can be there without your prey ever knowing is pretty terrifying if you're worried you might be the prey.
malvoliosf ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:57:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever been around a dog? It's all mistakes! They bark at inanimate objects, eat things that aren't remotely food, hump legs, run in front of cars, attack creatures (like porcupines and skunks) that have horrifying natural defenses.
Put one in a movie, of course, and it's a genius. "Uh, Bob, this guy is a psycho-slasher, that guy is a killer robot from the future, and the woman over there only loves you for your money. If you need me, I'll be upstairs playing chess with the cat."
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Always hike with at least two other people and have a can of bear spray on you and you'll be golden.
malvoliosf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say, you could be in a shopping mall in Dubai and your chance of running into a bear is greater than 0.00000001%.
Bears and mountain lions very, very rare harm the humans they encounter.
Wynner3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:20:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My ex-girlfriend lives in the house both of her Grandparents died in. She has two cats and sometimes they will be fighting each other or doing whatever they do to as usual. A few times I saw them fighting and just stop, look right the stairs, and freeze. I have no idea if they saw a dead Italian person yelling at them or what, but it would freak me out.
djbootybutt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:42:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I actually got really creeped out reading that.
dipthongCowboy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's creepy. What type of dog was it? Where we're you camping?
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dipthongCowboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful dog! Yeah somehow people being surprised to see you makes it creepier.
TaeKwonDoge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:50 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared just thinking about that. My childhood fear of the dark is resurfacing.
patron_vectras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are at least four more of these posts from the same guy. You should read them and all the great comments and then never enter the forest again.
mjxii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You sound indoorsie
LordStrogar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is your wife the dog?
phespa ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:14:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Original thread pls
Splash2ndcousin ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:42:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/35ur29/whats_the_best_way_to_subtly_fuck_with_someone/
Fettnaepfchen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was half an hour of my life well spent.
Baelwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Morgan Freeman.
Oikaze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have it unfortunately, this image was posted to /r/unexpected, which is where I saved it from.
BearsINCabins ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:07:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How does that get me laid.
gbCerberus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:06:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So is this dogspotting?
JacksMovingFinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed that long at a Reddit post in a long time. Thank you.
sketchy270 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as "subtly fuck someone" was very interested
culb77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrel!
fighter116 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite from that is: http://imgur.com/9MymtVw
mango_thief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Satan would be proud.
Yeahdudex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
haha, saved.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit son, I also have that whole post bookmarked. Tried a few of them already, made me laugh, worth it.
falc0nsmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a post once about a guy who was subtly modifying facebook pictures of someone on his friend's list, and posting them to a clone account or posting them and tagging him. I can't find it, but it was great.
kingkumquat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck that's me
Edit: like description not like real life person
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been bamboozled.
amodia_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. I'm all red in the face trying to hold back laughter since I'm at work and shit has to be totally quiet. Took a sip of water to get myself under control and thought of the punchline, nearly spit it out at my coworker.
Lasagnahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lovelt
djn808 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:07:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, 'CurlSagan'
HAIL SAGAN!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That last sentence really ties the room together.
KurpCobang ยท 4692 points ยท Posted at 19:32:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://i.imgur.com/959ht5o.png
Edit: here's the link to the post
another good one
sysop073 ยท 1345 points ยท Posted at 22:42:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Who the hell pays $110 for three-day shipping for something 14.8 miles away?
Edit: Yes, I see the explanation in the original thread, now that the link was edited in three hours after I posted this
[deleted] ยท 881 points ยท Posted at 23:27:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to weigh in here. I once got sent from John Wayne Airport to San Jose in a first class ticket because my boss forgot his laptop with the business program and they needed it by 4 pm. A laptop apparently can't sit by itself in the plane so that little trip cost the company almost $1000 for a 4 hour trip.
actioncheese ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 01:05:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I once had to hand deliver a box to Fiji from Australia that the sales dickhead forgot to send and it was needed the next day. Was cheaper for me to take it as carry on luggage than to air freight it over.
Except the company I worked for had a name that when abbreviated was the name of an explosive, and the sales dickhead wrote that on the box. Made for a slow trip through customs. Then he was supposed to meet me at the airport at 10pm to pick me up on the return flight but decided to go to bed instead without telling me. You're a piece of shit Steve.
Edit: I see we are going to play the guessing game now..
Edit2: Ok, stop guessing. I've got work to get done before we close for Christmas. Fucking Reddit ruining my productivity.
peacemaker2007 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:43:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TNT!
actioncheese ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:47:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, swing and a miss
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:07:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
C4?
actioncheese ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:12:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nope
shlack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rdx?
actioncheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Negative..
peacemaker2007 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:11:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SEMiconductors TEXas?
actioncheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha good guess, except it's an Australian company
phantom_phallus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MDPC?
E: MDPC X?
Magikarpeles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:16 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Exploding Dropbears LLC
MetalMiketh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:51:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oi!
kagurawinddemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dynomita!
patb2015 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:00:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Australian National Finance Organization (ANFO)
TheJacobin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:37:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta be ANFO. Now to guess the name of the company.
uwatfordm8 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:26:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IED?
Angus99 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:11:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Steve. Every damn time.
Gornox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nitro?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking sales.
Dylanp629 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IED?
Shadowex3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ANFO?
Yourwtfismyftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Trans Nation Terminals?
I know you guys.
WarsWorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IBM?
Dewstain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:02 on January 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once drove 4 hours to Atlanta to uncheck a box in BIOS on a dude's computer.
lengau ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 00:23:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Out of curiosity, why did they send you first class?
nearcatch ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 00:25:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You think his boss's laptop flies anything but first class?
Coach_GordonBombay ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 01:28:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Living in the laptop of luxury.
marshsmellow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:03:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ha!
Silent-G ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if they bought a first class ticket for the laptop but made him sit in coach.
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 00:28:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was no other seats available on any airline. We would've driven there but company cars were out and about and I wasn't going to drive there by myself.
ronnknee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:23:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty awesome experience!
mcskeezy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:34:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting on a plane! Whoa! /s
DetectiveBeluga ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:39:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ya but first class tho
mcskeezy ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just go sit in a comfy chair for 4 hours with your eyes closed and eat... like... the regular food you get on the ground. Same experience.
DetectiveBeluga ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:47:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nonono but you don't understand it's first class
mcskeezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I get it now. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
LordoftheSynth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If they needed it by 4pm, you'd have had to drive all night, pick it up first thing in the morning, and been back as far as Santa Clarita by 1:00pm or the chances of getting it there by 4pm would have been a coin flip.
patrickmurphyphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It might have still needed to leave the airport to arrive at the airport nearest the OP.
irrelevantPseudonym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You should never underestimate the band width of a stage coach full of hard drives"
iSheepTouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It takes 1 hour to get to San Jose form John Wayne, I have done that flight many times, so you must have taken a shitty flight too. Fortunately those two airports are pretty awesome compared to SFO and LAX so I don't feel terribly bad for you. I've paid over $700 for that flight on a last minute trip so I know what it's like.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was mostly hours of running around trying to get different airlines and tickets. Flights kept getting cancelled.
Dworgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My dad manages a factory in South-East Asia. One day, a part broke and needed to be delivered from their HQ in Scandinavia to the factory. Normal enough, except that the factory wasn't operational without the part.
Result: a taxi drove overnight with the part from HQ to the capital, where my sister (who had been informed she was leaving the country 6 hours earlier) picked it up and boarded a 14 hour flight, where a car picked up her and the part and took them to factory.
Total time: 24 hours or so. Total cost: upwards of 5000โฌ
tostilocos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:57 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would they not hire a local IT firm to pick it up, email the files, and ship it? That would've cost like $100.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:17:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody who works at SFO who needed something quick and got to use the company credit card probably. There are same day delivery services in SF that probably would have done it cheaper though.
hivoltage815 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:50:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SF is the home of every single pickup and delivery startup there is. You could probably get it for like $5 considering all the competition.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:59:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a little more because they can't just send some 18 year old bike messenger from downtown to SFO and would need someone to drive it but yeah I agree definitely less that $110.
JayButler315 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Especially when a box turtle costs about $80.
TwiceBakedTomato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As an Accountant, we typically have to mail government related things even if their office is a block away
GoAheadAndJudgeMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He said in the comments: "I didn't need it delivered to the airport! I needed it flown to its destination, thousands of miles away. It took them more than a week to just get it to the airport."
wrxie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guy responds in the thread to this same question. The airport wasn't the final destination. That was just a part of the route.
XxsquirrelxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone who doesn't go to the Turtle Store, duh.
glmii15y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People that can afford to live in San Francisco
malvoliosf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As I wrote literally dozens of times in the original thread:
sh2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He answers that in the thread. He said it was to be flown out delivered somewhere else but just getting to the airport was ridiculous.
VROF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone who doesn't want to deal with Bay Area traffic
RobAlter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
UPS is worst. I wanted to send a package from the US to Brazil. UPS wanted US$450 to send it. The USPS did it for US$70, way cheaper.
donthassleme-imlocal ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone who makes more money than you and ships more important things than you :)
muddy700s ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:06:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is no line at the turtle store.
Darkseer89 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 Monster Kill I upvote.
ThothTheScribe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:59:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At least it got there. USPS lost 4 out of 7 boxes being sent to me. 150 pounds of books, just lost forever.
jakeyb33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably was sold on eBay. Seriously, they do that
Timett_son_of_Timett ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:35:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that second one is incredible in every way
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link to reddit post?
KurpCobang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just put it in my original comment :)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:38:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
KurpCobang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No problem!
Marko_The_Martian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did he take into consideration how long turtle breaks are?
florideWeakensUrWill ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now close your eyes, and imagine government healthcare.
throwaway10815965 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:55:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
relevant user name
florideWeakensUrWill ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:30:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I survived k12 propaganda.
grzesz ยท 3719 points ยท Posted at 18:20:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://m.imgur.com/a/iJD8f
Part 2: http://imgur.com/a/B9wqU
Absolutely my favorite. Best of 4chan by far.
Edit to include Part II.
[deleted] ยท 609 points ยท Posted at 20:50:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
osama_bin_lederhosen ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 00:32:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That ending was more heartwarming than a fucking Disney movie.
jovietjoe ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:25:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, it is fucking depressing. He is living a lie, destroying what his dad spent his life to build, and yet he is too blinded by his love for his son that he can't see it. Imagine if you pretended to graduate from Yale or some shit, and someone that you look up to and care about says they are so proud of you and that they love you (which is pretty rare for dad's to say in my experience)
I don't know if I could live with the guilt.
Fuck I need a drink
TheQueefGoblin ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 02:55:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, don't worry. It's clearly fake/satire.
UdderTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing on 4Chan is real. It's better to think of it as fiction instead of trying to suspend your disbelief.
pcechos ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:14:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Adobe fixes everything
Yashish ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:49:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really get it, what does installing Adobe Reader do other than install Adobe Reader?
Classic_Griswald ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 00:16:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Updates Flash which usually fucks everything over if you are running an old version, since every kind of malware is up in there throwing a party.
The funniest part is that when Flash is out of date it mostly fucks up pretty much every site/streaming/music/video/etc so their complaints are all probably related to them fucking around at work and not actually trying to get work done.
xPofsx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:46:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing. Thats the whole point. Guy literally did nothing but make more problems
shubhankarium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Err, no. see the comment above you for clarification.
xPofsx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The comment above me is a question.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:28:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Holy shit it goes to day 41. Fuck finals this is gold. Brb power reading.
Edit: I'm sorry I don't have the appropriate forms for the FEELS TRIP
Metal_Devil ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:16:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah there was a part 2, saw it once and never saved it, hopefully from the same dude
shaocloud ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:44:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That ending... What a cop-out.
Dylanp629 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:08:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Downloads adobe reader, fixes world's biggest problems
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know why Adobe has to update every day by itself.. God, this story would have made me cringe less every time that adobe reader update pops up..
DARKxxKiLLeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I need to know! , Is this real?!
ballpoint_peen ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:19:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, I was crying with laughter from these when I found them. I love the jitterbug gang part
"I've never of the Jitterbug Gang before" "That's why they're the best"
FullMetalBallsack ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:55:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one is my favorite. It's long but so worth it.
IanPPK ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:03:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus fucking christ, that's some discussing shit.
FullMetalBallsack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:24:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know. I like it because it's probably true.
IanPPK ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have friends with family like this, minus the privilege bullshit. I couldn't imagine living that kind of twisted lifestyle and feeling an ounce good about myself.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was worth. Jesus Christ superstar
spacey_stacy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was a ride from start to finish.
FullMetalBallsack ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part is when she kills her lizard by stepping on it
Detfs ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:19:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
part 2 http://imgur.com/gallery/AOz0d
geo1088 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:41:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Adobe reader, every fucking time
WarlockSyno ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:03:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I work in IT and I was reading this while at work laughing my ass off so hard that I was crying, then something stupid IT related happened, and I for a minute thought I was lost in the reality of this guy, thinking, "This can't be happening. Something this stupid can't happen." It was a surreal moment for me.
Shimoshamman ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:21:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard I cried after reading this one for the first time
Isthisgoodenoughyet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:31:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was ready to click on it and was thinking it probably isn't the best of 4chan, the best of 4chan is anon does IT. Glad to see I'm not the only one who loves it
MrTwiggums ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:54:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone remember the one where the guy is working IT like this but it ends with him meeting his future wife or something like that?
I like it but I can never find it.
ImYourWenis ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:53:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/S8aTF?gallery
MrTwiggums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's it, thanks!
goatsWithSnapchat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:40:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://ultronbrowser.io/
Sunny75 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:38:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the best things to ever come from 4chan. Great rainy day read.
Dezzy-Bucket ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:34:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes oh my god, that was THE BEST
Margatron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My fave 4chan post. One of the best.
Dezzy-Bucket ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
idk, fridgebro or the kid that did coke for his first time were pretty fucking hilarious.
kangaroooooo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:57:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Links?
partyjeep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those sound great already. Links pls?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:57:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i had a coworker like that. got fired real fast
treefitty350 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:34:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, yeah, nobody thinks this is true do they?
skatedaddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Simply amazing. This should be a movie.
fsvec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed so hard in months, holy shit. Better dl adobe reader ASAP
moveoutmoveup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now your post is one of my favorite saved. I lost it dude. He said .."i lost a client due to your stupidity." well...i lost to team rocket ten mins ago. "What you talkin bout?" click.
pens297187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That might literally be the funniest thing ive ever read. Thanks for sharing that!
Lasagnahead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:50 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best
DrMongrolMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Totally worth the read
Honkan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I need the rest!
Metakittie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, good. My new job in a nutshell.
cliffyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
such a classic
Diclonius_Angel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I read this whole thing.... it is hilarious xD
RoseTylerI- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The fucking Jitterbug Gang had me on my knees
AskMeAboutMyWiener_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone eli5 why downloading adobe reader fixes problems on your computer?
">adobe reader can't save me now" had me in tears
scyther1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
day 21 "blame lag ( from bitcoin mining) on the olympics"
LittleRedBalloon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That ending... :'|
Chr15py0696 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fucking hackers right?
RancidLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was an epic tale. Thanks for sharing!
DeViliShChild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your comment is now in my saved
synt4xtician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Wipe brow from face"
God_Damnit_Nappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just found my new favorite saved post
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest thing I have ever read
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I just give them finger guns until they walk away"
Fuckin' lost it.
oversized_hoodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck was that.... It sounds d's like my high-school IT experience.
cicatrizesp94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck man reading that shit hurt, I haven't heard those three words since i was about six'ish :(
Servious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is me irl.
This is actually my job.
Popsnacks2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine this as one of the tech guys at my school. There is a tech closet/office in the main hall that on a rare occasion and i mean RARE occasion someome walks in or out of. Its like the bat cave for IT dudes.
DARKxxKiLLeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I need to know!, Is this real?!
seanlax5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RIP colorblind people like me.
Sinrave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is glorious
xxkoloblicinxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"We're IT brothers"
I fucking lost it!
Adurnat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I always wondered if this story was a fake
carnut88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely glorious
lusty-argonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"There are robots afoot"
WolfintheShadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How can it end there? What happened with hot cougar? Tell me. TELL ME!!!!
Dr_Dumbassntitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't laughed this hard in ages, thank you.
Reader97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just shed a tear to this. What's wrong with me?
emilizabify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How did I not know there was a part 2???
WolfintheShadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:03 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally my favorite thing on the internet.
pogonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
thatgfyofanriokita ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:05:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was fucking shit, and the Google Ultron jokes it spawned were the worst
Mctaylor42 ยท 1109 points ยท Posted at 22:34:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/nKgg9Vu.gifv
poornose ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 04:40:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His little hand raise is so cute!
ReadingWhileAtWork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:23 on January 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a nigh universal gesture, raising your hands in victory.
mysockinabox ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 04:38:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And to think, it started off just passing the butter.
kagurawinddemon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:32:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my god."
mobizque2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:22:12 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is my purpose?
Dsiroon37 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:31:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He found his true purpose!
benicetogroupies ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:24:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
10
nesher_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:18:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love it
FranklyDear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"OK...HE'S ONE TRICK AWAY FROM THE GOLD...AND THE DISMOUNT...PERFECT 10!@#%"
Pelle0809 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:43:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is now going to be my favorite thing in my saved section.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:54 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's badass.
Maolmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared.
keoc ยท 3198 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/CN0ZRJw.gif
[deleted] ยท 600 points ยท Posted at 21:35:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how he looks a bit to his right, like he's checking to see if the other guy saw it.
britishball ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:59:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Shinzo, you fucking idiot, look at this!"
probablyhrenrai ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:34:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty cool, right?
CYKA BLYAT!
DBPooperTV ยท 510 points ยท Posted at 21:59:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That man is a living Bond villain
ouchity_ouch ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 00:06:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
there's that picture where some female protesters are in front of him topless
other world leaders are concerned, his security is in overdrive, and he's standing there, "oooh nice, titties"
/r/pics/comments/1bwy23/halfnaked_female_activist_attacks_vladimir_putin/
not so much a bond villain
more like a "despicable me" villain
ADefiniteDescription ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:48:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The version of this where he has his thumbs up is even better.
ouchity_ouch ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 03:11:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you weren't joking
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1086107/original.jpg
i like merkel's reaction almost as much. withering "why are you fucking up your life young lady?" (i'm not saying the protester is doing that, i am saying merkel's look is full of disdain)
completely honest moment, revealing true personalities under all the layers of politics
boobs defeats politics
ferociousfuntube ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:41:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I read that writing on her back says something like up yours or fuck you Putin.
Mysteryman64 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:34:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite image macro is made of this image
ouchity_ouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
Seddit12 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:40:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Vlad is just versatile....
Mythical-Man-O-Magic ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:11:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Been having a fucking shitty time recently and this made me laugh like a goon. Cheers mate
newfaceinhell ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:56:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves more.
TheSkyPirate ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:59:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure he had the tip retracted... Otherwise Vladimir Putin is a super hero.
EquationTAKEN ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:05:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
TheSkyPirate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How did I know someone would say that?
EquationTAKEN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:10:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're a super villain too?
Notanyonefamous ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:17:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TBH I would love to spend a few days just hanging out with Putin. The guy doesn't seem like an kind of enigma. Just bored as shit.
dexstrat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
there is a hilarious version of that with more clips its hilarious but i dont have it saved :(
dylang92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised this isn't in a montage parody.
yognautilus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's kind of fuzzy, so I can't tell 100%, but does he crack a smile?
ferociousfuntube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he gives a thumbs up a few photos later.
crazieshado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't make out what's happening here, anyone care to explain?
a_grated_monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Putin is at a meeting with Shinzo, Shinzo is speaking and Putin tries to see how long he can get a pen to stand up without it falling over.
Wildcat7878 ยท 4796 points ยท Posted at 16:47:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, wow, I'd forgotten we could save things. I just went and looked at mine and all I found was a recipe for guacamole I saved a year and a half ago. I guess that wins favorite by default.
kingamongstmen ยท 753 points ยท Posted at 18:42:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please post it!
Wildcat7878 ยท 1957 points ยท Posted at 18:45:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(1)
Really? Ok.
Credit to /u/hoosiers26 for the original post
[deleted] ยท 589 points ยท Posted at 19:08:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the bananas
ExeuntTheDragon ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 21:00:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What, for scale?
mrblasty ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 22:28:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, for guacamole.
JasonOnTheBeach ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 23:01:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
guacamole for scale?
shamesprinkler ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:26:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fish scales for guacamole, hold the banana for scale.
imaginativedragons90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bananas
killingALLTHETIME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To taste.
jellary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Found the 9gagger.
mario0102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Check the username
SpaghettoSwagu ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:01:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about guacamole to dispute it.
DecoriTitan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:50:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His name.
nllpntr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit.
lazylollylicker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:04:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BANANAAA
GhostDoughnut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Paging Dr. /u/bananachewer
BananaChewer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:52:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How may I be of service?
borkmeister ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:35:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bananas in guacamole- render a verdict.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:49 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll pass
borkmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:48 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We'll get to you when we ask about Turnip Guacamole
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:37 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be waiting
akkatracker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:02:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean you do appear to be the expert on Banana Guacamole
ThePizzaB0y ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You monster
OneeyedPete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE THE DEVIL
darby087 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
why bananas?
BananasAreEverywhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But they're EVERYWHERE dude. You can't forget them.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks.
foursticks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Might be all right, but with rice, 9/10
crazywussian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
8/10 with rice
Petrichorest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And peas!
Memetoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/beetlejuicing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this shit is bananas man. what is it man? it's bananas. I know what is this shit it's bananas!?
aRVAthrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And bacon!
WarsWorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Should he add rice too?
dunderbrunde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:08 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you seriously have Any tips for bananaguacamole
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:32 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No
gangbang_custodian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:54:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
for scale?
Beefytaco97 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:08:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I give it a perfect 5/7
Wildcat7878 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:12:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You use a very complicated grading system.
Humkangout ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:35:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's complicated about a perfect score?
antim0ny ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:52:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No garlic? This is insanity.
cygnae ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:11:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Wildcat7878 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:16:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, I'm just passing the info along. I'm not responsible for the OPs spelling fuck ups.
Hardabs05 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here i am thinking i can read Italian too
NoVioletEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. That was painful to read.
Hispanicatthedisco26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for this
_I_AM_BATMAN_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:43:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What if you got lime juice from a 1 lemon?
Wildcat7878 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:45:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lime juice from lemons spontaneously becomes lemon juice when exposed to oxygen. You'd need to extract it in an oxygen free environment to maintain the lime state.
Tommy_C ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Making Guacamole with Borat
Jerlko ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:16:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you've already got an onion and peppers and cilanto why not just add tomatoes and make your own pico de gallo?
"Ok add onions, add peppers, add cilantro, add onions peppers and cilantro and tomatoes."
asdvffslvja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, all really good guac is anyways is a solid pico de gallo with avocado added.
DICKTracey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy balls I remember wanting to make this! Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pro tip:
The best way to remove the pit of an avocado is to cut it lengthwise/vertically and chop the pit with the knife so it is lodged in. Then make a twisting moting and it will pop out perfectly. You can then just scoop the meat(flesh?) out with a large spoon. And don't skip the cilantro, it makes a big difference.
Another related tip:
Cilantro can be a bitch to grow as it goes to seed in a short time period. You have to harvest it once it is pretty young or it will become unusable.
throwaway10815965 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:09:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
naw just stab it as hard as you can with a knife
jakealake4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
add peppers on desired spiciness
runonandonandonanon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only know how to do half onions or quarter onions :(
TurboChewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just chop up a half an onion and measure out 2/3rds of that
Surtysurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Since when is 1 jalapeรฑo "lots of pepper"
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure those two things aren't related in the context of the recipe.
Surtysurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It makes me laugh when people use vague words like "lots" and "some" when everything else is exact
LordoftheSynth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
1 lots = 3 somes
cyantist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But, but, but why didn't you link to his original post??
verifyyoursources ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is "pico de gallo" by the way :)
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Go tell //u/hoosiers26 they misspelled it then. Everybody wanted the recipe, so I gave it to them verbatim.
TwiceBakedProduction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pica di gallo recipe pls
Marsftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaannnd I just saved your comment.
fukitol- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Half a fucking cup of cilantro??
Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus
A_Stoned_Smurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the shit, add pico de gallo? That's like saying toss some guac in the guac. That's a whole other list of ingredients.
willard_swag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Basically Chipotle's recipe.
Source: Previous Chipotle employee.
payperplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fucking cilantro batman that is a fuck ton of nasty cilantro.
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you one of those people who thinks cilantro tastes like soap?
payperplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not soap really but it's not good. I can't do it.
watmovieisdis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Lime juice from a lime"
I would actually recommend using lime juice from an orange instead
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lime juice from an orange is definitely superior to lime juice from a lime, but its chemically unstable in it's pure state and prone to violent oxidation unless mixed with pure elemental fluorine at a quantity equal to it's molar mass.
WanderingHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, for juicing purposes, 1 limes are preferable to all other numbered limes. 2 limes are good for zesting, 6 limes are specifically bred for putting on margarita glasses, and 9 nine limes, with their yellow color and much more sour taste, were created as a lemon substitute.
WanderingHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My god.....i just did my research.....i had no idea limes were so......so.....deep? Lime science!
_brainfog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
TabMuncher2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DICED FRESH TOMATOES ARE A MUST
8023root ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh
6 avocados 2 jalapenos diced finely 1 large onion 4 large tomatoes 4 limes juiced tons of garlic salt/ garlic powder + salt
Pistol_Pete_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus NSFW that shit!
/r/avocadosgonewild
FusRohDance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where do I find a 1 lime?
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No garlic. F minus.
ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Basically, add avocados to salsa. Not a bad plan.
Uppgreyedd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a bad recipe, it really could use some more lime though.
And if you do the pico home made, it follows pretty much the same recipe (diced tomatoes, onions, cilantro, jalapeรฑo, salt/pepper to taste). So really you can take the guac recipe and up it by those.
And to do a twist on guac, try dice pineapple
thephoenixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, wtf is up with putting pico in guacamole?? That's some stupid shit right there and will ruin the consistency.
Second, salt is obviously fine and an avocado's best friend, but who the FUCK is putting pepper in their guacamole?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those are all fine points that you should take up with /u/hoosiers26 if they ever decide to get back online.
thephoenixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just hoping you don't actually make this recipe because you'll have wasted time and money and ruined perfectly good avocados and insulted the elder gods of Tenochtitlan.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking hate guacamole so don't worry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
just wanna say *pico de gallo
di is italian not spanish, yo and idk where the heck pica came from
source: i'm mexican-american and make plenty of guacamole.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd just like to clarify that I copied the recipe /u/hoosiers26 posted verbatim. I'm well aware of the proper spelling of pico de gallo and avocado.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saw that, friend, I was just correcting it for others :)
Skizophrenic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's Chipotles recipe for guac...
Source: I work there.
Trippy-Skippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aw, he appears to be a stoner that left reddit over a year ago. Always sad to see abandoned accounts ;(
Refo1689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lime juice from a 1 Lime
markyLEpirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:39 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pico de gallo*, and if you add pineapple you can thank me later
CainRedfield ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:56:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You lost me at cilantro...
Wildcat7878 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:00:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not my recipe. I'm not even sure why I saved it; I hate avocado. I also know how to spell avocado and pico de gallo.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:13:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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thephoenixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't save that recipe, It's fucking awful
Tommy_C ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:16:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RUINED
PeteEckhart ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Try like 5 large Haas, a whole red onion, a few cloves of garlic minced, and a Serrano instead of jalapeรฑo. Add some chili powder with the salt and pepper.
And skip the pico, just use Roma tomatoes. The pico is quite redundant with the other ingredients.
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like guacamole.
PeteEckhart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT? Sorry, I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that!!
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I SAID I DON'T LIKE GUACAMOLE!
PeteEckhart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S OK. I SAID I DON'T LIKE GUACAMOLE!!!
PeteEckhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you're speaking Spanish or something because I can't understand you. It's okay.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NO ME GUSTA EL GUACAMOLE
mainvolume ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Onions? Fuck. That's how you ruin food.
Nitroserum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What are you, some sort of Etho?
Medical_Bartender ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
7 Hass avocados 5-6 Limes 1/2 vidalia onion roughly chopped 1 bunch of cilantro stemmed and roughly chopped 1 tsp cayenne pepper 1 tsp garlic powder 2 tbsp white vinegar 10 dashes regular Tobasco 20 dashes Chipotle Tobasco Salt and Pepper to taste
Mash with wooden spoon to desired chunkiness
Rainbow_unicorn_poo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Brb, going to store...
ArtemisEntreri3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
not OP but here's my favorite guac recipe and a shameless plug for one of my favorite youtubers
READMYSHIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a simple yet absolutely perfect recipe. Feel free to use.
1 Avocado
1/2 lime (squeezed)
1 tbsn olive oil
1 tbsn cilantro (finely chopped)
2 cloves of garlic (crushed or finely chopped)
Salt and pepper
Mix it all in a bowl and voilร . Can't beat it. Keep it simple and absolutely amazing. Multiply as necessary.
I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i just posted a guac recipe today if anyone is interested in some good guac :D
TickTick_Tick ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:53:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should make it and report back
Wildcat7878 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:59:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what's messing with me; I fucking hate avocado. I have no idea why I saved a guacamole recipe.
TickTick_Tick ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:34:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing.
jimmycarr1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know a few people who hate avocados for their texture but quite like guacamole because it just has the texture of any other sauce almost. Does that apply to you?
Kallisti50253 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've tried to hit either permalink or parent before and accidentally hit save, maybe that's what happened to yoj?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Yoj?
Kallisti50253 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You, when using a tiny mobile keyboard lol
ShatMyLargeIntestine ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:07:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So many people are desperate for guacamole now apparently
dotsncommas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoting you for replying to every reply that asked for the recipe, lol.
Fgame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, this is no guacamole recipe, but I do have this saved and I'm quite happy about it.
Shoutout to /u/Dauss
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, is that a huge list of recipes detailing how to make popular commercial foods and condiments at home?
Fgame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yuuuuuuup. Only thing I've kept bookmarked through every time I've cleared them out.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is awesome. Does that A1 recipe really taste like A1?
Fgame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can't say I've tried most of them tbh. I found it looking for a recipe for Red Lobster's biscuits. I've done the Almond Joy bars, the TGIF Jack Daniels sauce (which I haven't tried at TGIF, but I can say its good) and the pumpkin cheesecake. All have come out really good.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know you can just buy Red Lobster's biscuit mix at the store right?
Fgame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't at the time lol
Dauss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
tips fedora
rockidol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Could you pose the recipe?
Wildcat7878 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:01:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(2) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxphv8
barack_ibama ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He said pose, quick get to /r/cosplay and look for guacamole recipe costume ideas.
tophernator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You just gonna say all that and not link the recipe?
Wildcat7878 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(4) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxq6i3
Lazy_Scheherazade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...so what's the recipe?
Wildcat7878 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(7) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxq8nl
j2ss2j ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can't just say this and not give us a link!
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(11) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxsn3c
j2ss2j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha oops, I like how you counted the answers
xejeezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well don't leave us hanging! Could you post it just for me?
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(10) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxsmzw
Chugmuncher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can we at least see it? I could use a new recipe.
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(9) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxsmwt
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Plz share
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(8) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxqjkv
Corbab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(12) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxsn67
itscrunchtime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well?? Some of us have guacamoles to make
Wildcat7878 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(13) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxt5o6
jbaby6969 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
POST RECIPE
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(14) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxtbff
Freholly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna share it?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(17) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxvgx0
Boatman666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well Jesus Christ don't just sit there, tell us the recipe.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(16) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxvgnk
FUCKBITCHPISSSHITASS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well? Are you gonna post it??
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(15) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxujf5
FUCKBITCHPISSSHITASS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Woops, alien blue showed no replies!
foxhole_atheist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(18) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxvh4u
bend_33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Soooo.... You gonna share the recipe?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(19) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxvi52
lordofthedries ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well where's the recipe?
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(20) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxvmzu
Edbwn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOL you kept track of how many times you posted the recipe, I'm losing it
Jh95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can you at least share the recipe with us?
Wildcat7878 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(3) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxq62q
Jh95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! For some reason I couldn't see this comment.
SubMech89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well are you gonna share wealth or what?
Wildcat7878 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:02:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(6) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxq8kx
myjem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link? I'm feeling guacamole
Wildcat7878 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:02:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
(5) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxq8dy
fullchaos40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guacamole of the decade right there.
ThereIsBearCum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was it from Mark Hammill's AMA?
megalojake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, tell us the recipe!
Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(21) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxvvza
DoneStupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love saving food stuff! Have some from my favourites:
https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/1v43lf/bacon_cheddar_and_caramelized_onion_pierogi_oc/
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/2pltza/christmas_pierogi_polish_dumplings_recipe_in/
http://www.joyouslydomestic.com/2012/12/crispy-potato-roast.html
http://imgur.com/a/QTtv8
https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/32fzte/freezerfriendly_everything_bagel_bombs_my/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/1vtlbn/im_a_terrible_cook_but_im_kind_of_proud_of_my/
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/1mfs57/shakshuka_for_breakfast_eggs_poached_in_a_spicy/
VaRiotE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(22) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxwh0v
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(23) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxwhqw
ijustcantstayaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, if it was good enough to save, it's good enough to share with us! Let's see it!
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(24) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxwi14
jimmycarr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd really appreciate it if you shared the recipe
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(25) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxwif9
ghostlesbian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People need recipes for guacamole?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. 25 of them so far.
KingMarcMarc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well... Can we have the recipe?
Wildcat7878 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:50:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(26) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxwy16
Cannabis_Cannibal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So about that recipe...
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(27) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxx731
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Wildcat7878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Click on your name in the upper right where you go to look at what you've posted. It'll be one of the tabs at the top along with "Overview", "Comments", and "Submitted."
PolishBicycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And you didn't even share it
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(28) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxx7q5
PolishBicycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh wow I'm actually sorry, the iphone app didn't show any replies to your message! I logged in to my PC and see a buttload. I probably won't even be the last
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No problem. This is kind fun.
Edit: You were, indeed, not that last.
finalsleep3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
link?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(29) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxxig1
filmismymedium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, where's the recipe?
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(30) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxxqxe
MakesThingsBeautiful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, same here, but I Reddit on mobile a lot, so apparently I'm hitting it by accident all the time. The top one in my list?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(31) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxy09d
dottmatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Default! The two sweetest words in the English language!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is, in fact, and my first with over 3000 upvotes. It's a red-letter day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's under every post and comment, how did you forget it, you look at it constantly?
Wildcat7878 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:07:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because I don't use it. It's just a jumble of gray shapes next to another jumble of gray shapes that I have to avoid while clicking on "context".
That1Guy1218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well? Let's have that link!
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(32) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxzmmv
anunnaturalselection ยท 2938 points ยท Posted at 18:34:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The future is here
TosieRose ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 22:06:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittyrobots
Lord_Hlaalu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:27:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've not laughed that hard in ages
TosieRose ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:11:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That sub is one of a few things on the internet that manages to have me honestly laughing out loud.
DemandsBattletoads ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:29:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this!
TosieRose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:D
BrassBass ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:02:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just want you to know, you do god's work. You made my life better by posting that sub here.
TosieRose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:12:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm glad to have done so.
Thurai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:57:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
New fav subreddit :')
h3kt0r921209 ยท 1732 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man you are missing the BEST ONE
LactatingCowboy ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 00:10:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that real? That looks like it came from the 70's
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Totallynotatheif ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:03:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Gavin free with black hair ...
KingOfAwesometonia ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:17:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Gavin and Geoff had a man baby.
LeakyLycanthrope ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:45:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I was really hoping that actually happened on live TV.
naughtydream ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 00:34:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's still the 70's in France.
Sadzeih ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:34:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No it's a comedy french YouTube channel.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:35:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol it is, but it's from a comedian in France. Probably did it on purpose for laughs.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:50:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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fuidiot ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:39:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you took it a little too far pal.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:27:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's even adjusting the position to the right place, I say well done!
mysockinabox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:31:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome. Just turn it on and wait.
jhutchi2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:19:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No see those other one are messing up, this one is doing exactly what it's supposed to.
homegrowninidaho2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He hit the wrong factory default button.
JoXand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:45:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
0 points to who could guess what the robot hand was made for
PM_TIT_PICS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But you're missing the last part of the gif...
natpagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:54 on December 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard at this that I woke my wife up. Thanks friend!
Julianhyde88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this one staged?!
Inhimility ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 22:15:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen that garbage truck many times and still cracked the hell out of me.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:19:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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ChesterHiggenbothum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:24:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Poor garbage truck is getting the blame. They put the trash can out backwards.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who has the gif that's an edit of this one where the truck just throws the bin upwards towards an infinite void?
Shadowex3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've always imagined that one with a well-timed "FUCK IT".
Nothing_clever22 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:36:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Literally crying. My stomach hurts. That chip machine was fucking amazing.
savethedonut ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:57:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ketchup, the sequel. This will never not make me laugh.
TheGreatZarquon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That second robot was fucking hilarious.
mantism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy laughing off-camera makes this.
statikuz ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:23:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best version of the last one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
wikki_kid ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:09:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That made me laugh way too hard
sanguich ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:40:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have recently discovered that shitty robots crack me up more than anything else on the internet. After clicking through the first three, I knew the fourth had to be the ketchup robot. The first time I saw that (video version with the 20th century fox theme as the soundtrack), it was the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on the internet. I couldn't speak, could barely breathe, for like a solid half-hour as I watched it over and over.
chickenisgreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. It is, to date, the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:10:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you would love /r/shittyrobots
forcefx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:22:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Always been a fan of the Heinz Automato
therocker791 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:59:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Robots failing are the funniest thing on earth according to me because you see somebody's life work fall apart within seconds, after they put months or maybe years trying to make it work.
Drink-my-koolaid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Herbie Hancock's "Rockit" video. Especially the Automatic Nacho Feeder 2000!
Jarvizzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my fuck that ketchup one made me spaz out!
SomniferousSleep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Try this one then
http://youtu.be/4WX58CZwyiU
LordStrogar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The garbage truck is making me laugh way too hard. I think this is an appropriate use of LOL
blueseashell3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They guy who made the ketchup robot is a prof at my old University. He also made a machine that feeds you Oreos, first by shooting the top cookie at you, then melting the icing and spraying that and then shooting the last cookie at you (all in the general direction of your mouth). He's kinda crazy, but teaches some fun classes.
MultiTrey111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
duty_on_urFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The 3rd one is the best
Not_Chinese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard I shit some more. Well done.
LaudaNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really really needed this tonight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am crying at #2 oh my god thank you for this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You want a fucking Cheeto? HERE IS YOUR FUCKING CHEETO!"
evanescentglint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know, the garbage truck isn't that bad. After looking at it some 20 times, it looks like the truck is too full so the lid didn't open properly. With trash still in the can, the arm then did what it was supposed to do and swung the can into an upright position.
I think some waste management companies realized this and had the arms load trash into a main container in front so the driver can see if all the trash has been dumped or not. Either that or they just retrofitted old trucks with arms to save money.
JauntyChapeau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOUR TRASH!
Kato504 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting for later
B1GTOBACC0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:15:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your can click save. That's kind of the idea behind the thread.
Kato504 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not on the Reddit Is Fun app
B1GTOBACC0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's what I use. Click the three dots below the center of the post, the save button is hidden there.
Although I don't know if that saves to your reddit account or just locally.
schwagggg ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lel
guitarmaniac004 ยท 2861 points ยท Posted at 17:46:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cracks me up every time http://i.imgur.com/wH1hL6f.gif
ajpl ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 01:35:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My one-year-old son has these exact same stacking cups and he has this exact same reaction every time.
TIL my boy is an otter.
hatfarm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:44:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say the same thing about my daughter.
scupdoodleydoo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:02:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's always so weird when something from my city/state gets famous on the internet. The dog getting hit in the face with a frisbee is from here too (WA). Source: its owner is in a sorority with my cousin.
driverightpassleft ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:49:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tacompton, WA?
scupdoodleydoo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:54:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Worse. Parkland, WA.
Osga21 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:37:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
r/animaltextgifs
Brodoof ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:00:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All of the otter commenters are just lurking.
OTTER
GET IT
I'll see myself out
thebigbadben ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:47:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, get otter here
doctordevice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That zoo is in my hometown!
spennotheclown ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:46:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I always read this in Dwight Schrute's voice.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And now I can't stop cracking up either
Have an upvote.
cirKdn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Except the funny thing is that they were stackable, the otter just did them in the wrong order.
Moira__ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:00:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's not funny
cirKdn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:17:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb otters that think they're smart are funny
IAMA_REDNECK_AMA ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 18:43:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif from r/absolutelynotme_irl
http://i.imgur.com/RMC1T5A.gifv
Or this story from r/militarystories
http://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/2pvv21/yes_we_fight_aliens/
candiddler ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:45:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That kid looks he could be the protagonist in some shonen series where nothing fazes him...as the school explodes in cheers around him, he's too busy looking out the window wondering when he can leave and go bird watch or something.
lordridan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:18:12 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't that have been a 3-pointer instead of 2?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:01 on January 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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lordridan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:26 on January 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat, thanks for answering
narcolepsyinc ยท 4582 points ยท Posted at 17:36:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The pictures of people from a haunted house.
There's one of some guys, where one is grabbing the guy in front of him's shoulder - I have laughed until I cried because of his face.
*edit - People keep asking what's going on in the picture. When it was originally posted, someone said that at this point a truck honks and looks as if it's going to hit you (or something similar). I think the room only lights up for a fraction of a second, just to take the picture.
NicknameUnavailable ยท 3003 points ยท Posted at 19:15:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Found the serial killer.
dam072000 ยท 1000 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yellow hoodie guy in 13 is right up there too.
occams--chainsaw ยท 1347 points ยท Posted at 21:07:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
for the lazy
he's got that dexter vibe to him
teqsutiljebelwij ยท 659 points ยท Posted at 21:16:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one's more like he's disappointed because he was supposed to be grabbing the titties not having his grabbed.
Entouchable ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:55:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"At least SHE got to second base tonight."
Jb6464 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He needs to be the mayor of titty city
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like a tall version of the midget from game of thrones.
teqsutiljebelwij ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking the boss from IT Crowd in season 2 forward. He was great in that spooky hospital show whose name I always forget.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:15:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's pissed about the insufficient nipple rubbing by his woman
AokiRemix ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:35:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty much what I think of when I try to imagine the average Redditor
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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ex_nihilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BMI is a bullshit metric. I'm 6'4" 220. My BMI is 27 which could mean I am ever so slightly chubby or shredded as fuck.
Bodyfat % is a better metric.
RapNVideoGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just have a character selection screen for redditors.
fukitol- ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:19:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dexter + Peter Dinklage
zumbapants ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:23:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like an oversized midget.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like he actually bears a passing resemblance to Jeffrey Dahmer. I think it's mostly in the mouth?
RapNVideoGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He has that classic Dahmer smile.
HipToBeQueer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dexter Lannister
MrTheodore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
peter dinklage's brother is unspookable
slingmustard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It looked to me like he was thinking,"That's my fetish."
SexyJazzCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tonights the night...
srock2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you're a hero (am lazy)
river_rat3117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's upset because he had to put the whole group's cell phones in his pockets
Cactuswatermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
El oh El that's my cousin in the middle
PhotoshopMogul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is that a normal sized dwarf?
albert0kn0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like a combination of Peter Dinklage and Dax Sheppard
somewhatgermaphobic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"like i give a fuck"
-yellow hoodie guy
[deleted] ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 19:50:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's a badass.
flying-sheep ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 20:27:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
as is the fat guy in #17
Bozzz1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:44:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think this guy can qualify as a serial killer too
APiousCultist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Serial killer / giant sequoia.
whatisabaggins55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No. 19 looks like he's offended by the monster's dress sense.
SirFadakar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:19:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that guy's gonna be the next Sam Elliott.
MrSuckyVids ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought so, him vs serial killer in an epic duel?
Resistense ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:54:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that guy is just stoned out of his gourd.
Nirogunner ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:02:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What about this guy?
marro33 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in 4 looks like a white Keegan-Michael Key, from that angle, at least.
bryxy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the F%#@'s in that guy's pants?!
dam072000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gameboy?
bryxy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok, but both pockets are bulging out like he's either got an ounce in each or....... or....... idk
Duskmirage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That guy kind of looks like Peter Dinklage.
vakavaka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking, it's gotta be the guy in the yellow.
Heater24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:34:12 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's the one I noticed too lmao
wads1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Has to be 23
Grandpa_Edd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's just drunk, stoned, and/or is bored so wants to go home or do something else than a haunted house.
SantaCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good to see you again, Mr. Dahmer.
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch in 14 gonna see the manager about it after.
Danejasper ยท 280 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love love love this one: http://i.imgur.com/CVcx1.jpg
The_Original_Gronkie ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that one was my favorite. Mom and daughter are going out of their minds while Dad just chuckles.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:11:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Daughter with the subtle titty squeeze
tacodawg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:53:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol ya that one slayed me.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:23:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never had to wonder less if two women were related.
tulip_angel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
by far the best one.
NBFHoxton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ppphhhfffrrrt
"Aw man, not again..."
PatchesOhoulihann ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one will forever be my favorite.
ZombieRonSwanson ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:22:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He may just be scaroused four women are backing up into him
GhillieInTheMidst ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:52:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's smiling because of the booty pressed up on him.
Disneyrobinhood ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah home boys just smiling because he's coughing a feel with his left hand. He's just smooth enough to use the scare to his advantage.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:05:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my fetish"
birdnerd ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I have my dick out."
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:05:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dexter child
CainRedfield ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:57:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He just looks happy to be grabbing some sweet side boob
KenyanBadger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:11:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Found the guy who's getting some ass pushed up against him
pumpkin_lump ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:08:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my! pic 21 is the best!
V-Create ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:16:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/NOECI0s
ktsb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's my Fetish
Nunuyz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Reminds of Josh from Until Dawn.
DankLin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Serial killer? He jus loves his junk gettin rubbed on from some booty is all...
Glitchmike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's me.
I mean, that's not literally me in the picture, but I'm the guy that's just smiling throughout the haunted house. It actually pisses some of the actors off when you don't react
akai_ferret ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:59:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Me too.
I love all things Halloween but I'm over exposed or something.
In haunted houses I over analyze and end up thinking "guy behind that corner", "that's gonna move", that one isn't a mannequin. I've ruined them for myself and it hate it but can't seem to turn it off.
I also suspect my fear response might be a little broken.
Last time a guy really and truly caught me off guard in a Haunted House, it was this dude in a wolf mask where I didn't expect. He jumped literally inches in front of my face out of nowhere.
I was absolutely 100% surprised and what did I do?
I ... I started laughing.
The guy was like, "what the fuck?".
Glitchmike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:22:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the reason some actors get pissed is they assume if you aren't reacting in the normal way, you aren't enjoying yourself and why the hell are you going to a haunted house if you don't like haunted houses.
But I still love going to them, I don't respond to the jump scares much but I enjoy going through and analyzing everything and figuring out not just what's about to happen but why they chose to do it that way.
I'm the same with horror movies, I watch them from a more critical standpoint than most, but I still enjoy them because I like the psychology of fear.
Haunted houses and horror movies are more like art for me, but it's my favorite kind of art and I'm kind of obsessed with it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look at his right hand. It looks like he's digging a knife in the person in front of him.
Cptcongcong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Matt Damon?
BrendanUSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Insert "that's my fetish" gif here
Famixofpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's no serial killer, he just got some rare booty.
gigglingbuffalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Serial something that's for sure...
runslongtalking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I'm not the only one playing 'Spot -the-sociopath' I count 5 plus one psychopath pretending to be scared to fit in.
DuhTabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
1 guy with 4 girls... He probably never stopped smiling.
akai_ferret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uggh, this is me in haunted houses now.
I love all things Halloween but I'm over exposed or something.
In haunted houses I over analyze and end up thinking "guy behind that corner", "that's gonna move", that one isn't a mannequin. I've ruined them for myself and it hate it but can't seem to turn it off.
I also suspect my fear response might be a little broken.
Last time a guy really and truly caught me off guard in a Haunted House, it was this dude in a wolf mask where I didn't expect. He jumped literally inches in front of my face out of nowhere.
I was absolutely 100% surprised and what did I do?
I ... I started laughing.
The guy was like, "what the fuck?".
Slavjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I always look when I go through haunted houses, I'm sure. I don't typically find them scary, but I have a lot of fun going through them.
I'm sure that I have a big, goofy-ass grin the entire time while everyone else is screaming and grabbing for the walls.
I am always in the front...
Vaginal_Decimation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah these things are just not scary. I did one and it was kind of funny watching my gf freak out, but other than that it's boring. For the same reason I have a hard time finding horror movies I actually enjoy.
geak78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I'm a serial killer. I usually walk smiling through these with friends. The only difference is, without fail I end up with girls behind me grabbing my coat and refusing to let go. Usually forcing me to drag them through and catch up with my friends at the end. It's become a running joke.
Great-Heart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/NOECI0s
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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OyabunRyo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:25:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that's a finger
Pikalika ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:45:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my fetish" face right there
heavy_operator ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like a properly proportioned and overweight Peter dinklage
Edit, replied to wrong comment. I meant the yellow hoodie guy haha
Nman77 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:31:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Way to steal a top comment from the thread, douche.
sumsomeone ยท 879 points ยท Posted at 19:26:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone wondering, This is a place called "Nightmares" in Niagara falls Ontario Canada. If you google image it there is alotore funny pictures
Edit; my favorite picture http://www.designmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nightmarefearfactory01.jpg
DoctorFrankz ยท 213 points ยท Posted at 20:36:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder what the thought chain is when you decide to take up your leg in front of your mother.
ivebeenherelonger ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:02:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And the father with the smirk face
MuzikPhreak ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:49:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I was reading this thread on the toilet. Not gonna lie - when I got to that pic, I peed some.
PM_ME_YOUR_POP-TARTS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:06:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Something else came out of my penis when I saw that photo ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
KraZe_EyE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:26 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank God the end has come.
otterom ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And softly couple her left breast.
smnytx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Had to go look a second time. Sure enough.
6chan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
While the left hand gently cups her left breast.
Commando388 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Zoinks!
GoldenAthleticRaider ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 21:36:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This scared shitless kid seemingly by himself holding a purse is my favorite.
http://imgur.com/O1MfOF9
beegeepee ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 22:42:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIMMAY!
Kalypso989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed. I shouldn't have, but I laughed. Good job.
timaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:24 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yah?
Mitch_Mitcherson ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:00:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My bet is he was with a girl who took off like her ass was on fire.
space253 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:26:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit whatever is scaring them can't be worse than those faces. I am going to have nightmares with those.
WifelikePigeon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:44:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My fiancee and I went here on our honeymoon. Easily the scariest house on Clifton Hill and well worth the price
marshsmellow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:51:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What are they reacting to? Holy shit that is hilarious.
WifelikePigeon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:12:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are three possible times that I can think of. The first two are just a random bunch of flashing lights accompanied by screams and a creepy girl singing a lullaby.
The third is a fucking truck coming at you full speed with horn blaring.
The pic is misleading with how well lit it is. 99% of the haunted house is pitch black and there's just small red lights that you use to guide yourself through it.
cleeder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're pretty close with that one, actually.
goldfish101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:48:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Like this person said I think it's the part with the truck. I also went there when I was on a trip with my school in grade 7 I think. I remember our picture was taking at this exact moment. The truck comes full speed towards you and kinda crash on a gate. It's a really great haunted house!
bcramer0515 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:21:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and her brother did it and it scared the crap out of them. Her brother is a tough Marine and he came out of that thing sweating and freaked out.
MasterHobbes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any other kind?
amoliski ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:42:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there are also really tough marines.
sobaski1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:26:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahahaha
dane83 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:57:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is, honestly, my favorite picture on internet. I giggle every time I see it.
Booty-Popperz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how the guy looks like he just told the world's greatest dad joke
jhutchi2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever been so scared that you grabbed your mom's boob?
t7george ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have never been scared enough to grope my mother.
slomotion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is just absolutely glorious. Someone needs to face-swap mom and daughter.
dawgsjw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best part of the picture is that the dad just farted and that is their reaction to it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
she looks like sue from The Middle.
reddit_for_ross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah shit, my family and I were contemplating nightmares but we went to the frankenstein one because of it's amazing exterior. Absolute shittiest house i'd ever been in. They advertised live actors but the only other person we saw was this dude in an orange shirt looking for the rest of his family.
-3/10 there was a loud blast of air right at the end that tightened the shit out of my shoulders and hurt for the next 3 hours.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:05 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dad ripped a bong before going
ed_boy94 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:06:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On mobile and deleted the space instead of typing an M I assume? I do it all the time.
Classic_Griswald ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been there, but I don't remember it being scary at all....
thumbwrestlingchamp ยท 616 points ยท Posted at 18:09:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why does everyone look like they are humping?
[deleted] ยท 1190 points ยท Posted at 19:20:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The person in front gets scared and backs away. However, they usually do that by starting with their hips and following with their head and such, likely to avoid hitting their head on an unseen object. Doing so results in them essentially bending over and backing up into the person behind them, who is also likely doing the same thing, and so on. Everyone is bending over and backing away in fear, but since they aren't moving you can't tell that their bodies are moving backwards.
Source: Haunted House Actor. Also do I really need to source this?
aviator94 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 20:55:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In this case no, everything you said makes sense, but it's always interesting if you're relevant to the field and people can ask more questions like what's the meaning of life or have you ever made someone shit themselves?
[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 21:00:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never made someone shit themselves, but I make a damn good statue. Always funny when huge guys look surprised to see me, then look to their group and say, "oh, its just a statue."
Then right as they walk by I turn my head and move my arm. Everyone screams, I moved like two inches, and people bolt out the door. Maximum fear, minimum effort.
clycoman ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your story reminds me of the bits Ellen does for Halloween - sending someone from her staff to a haunted house.
One of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwMvEUhamRQ
Tannstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:05 on December 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahaha, that was good. Thanks! :D
VioletRing77 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:49:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I worked at a haunted forest for a few years, and am proud to say my scene made a man shit himself! Each group of workers was given their own building (of sorts) throughout the woods. Me and my friends, mostly highschool girls, had some pretty twisted minds and were given full control.
The first area was a scripted scene. I'll admit, it wasn't the most scary but it sure left most people fucking disturbed. We still had one or two people pee from that. At the end of the scene, the groups of around 20 were ushered into a pitch black maze by a couple of chainsaws and a crazy lady wielding a bayonet.
The maze did a good job at splitting people up for maximum scare at the end. We kept the entire thing pitch black (tarp at entrance and exit) and it included a couple dead ends, half buried mattresses, and aloe gel on the walls.
After exiting we had a walk through scene of sorts. That's where the guy shit himself. You go through a couple of tarps to one last hall of the maze.
Bright lights, a mattress on the ground to slow people down and a display. Behind plexiglass making up the last turn of the maze is a large white table in a white room only large enough for the table. There's a girl in loose white robes, noose pulled tight, hanging limp on her knees on the table, long hair covering her face. Everything is covered in blood. (*many of the things we did were unsafe, I'm not sure why we were not given an adult supervisor) You can hear faint chimes playing in the background.
Most people assumed the girl was a dummy - she's hanging rather realistically. It's also set up as a display; the last hall has no roof and you can hear your guide naming the end of the scene right ahead. The chimes stop, loud screaming metal starts blaring. The girl whips her head up and quick as lightning she's at the glass, spitting blood at you while screaming and cackling. Everyone runs like hell away from that.
The guy was with 2 others and shouted on the spot "I just shit myself!" Someone from our scene had to escort him out while his friends finished the trail.
redgarrett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh that's amazing.
Tannstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:20 on December 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not often you get to make someone shit themselves. Good job hahaha :D
bajaja ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:06:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok I never been to a haunted house. what do these people see there? google images don't reveal much. some murder scene + unexpected sounds and lights or does someone attack them or what?
thanks
telematic_embrace ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:35:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been there. This is Nightmares in Niagara Falls, Ontario. The entire haunted house is pitch black (that's why most people in the pictures are all holding each other), and at a certain point a car "drives" straight at you while honking with its headlights on. It's a jump scare, and even if you know it's coming it still scares the crap out of you and makes for a hilarious picture.
beniceorbevice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's my type of haunted house! I went to Halloween horror nights at universal in Orlando a couple months ago and you could literally see the entire room and the room ahead and everything that's happening, I didn't get "scared" once๐
bajaja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
until this point I thought these people were stupid for not getting accustomed to the horrific views after the first one. but the car running at me? I would just use an emergency exit, I am not ready for this level of shock... yes scary but it doesn't sound funny to the already stressed me
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:18:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No one except those who work there or have been through that house could tell you.
In general there are three kinds of scares. There are the ones where an actors pops out, charges, or otherwise moves I'm a scary manner towards guests. Another is where actors do not try and surprise the guests, but instead make them extremely uncomfortable by way of actual acting (this is your classic mad scientist in his lab scene). And there are those in which animatronics move and frighten the guests. There are many other kinds, but they are (generally) all subsets of these.
This scene is probably one or three, since these guests look actually shocked, not uncomfortable. I couldn't tell you whether it was an actor or not, but I will hazard a guess and say that it is an animatronic. It makes sense (to me) to have a camera attached to an animatronic and to activate when the animatronic is switches.
bajaja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I see. thanks.
CainRedfield ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 22:00:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is worse than your uni professor for needing sources.
12tb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:19:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also, more than likely the haunted house is very dark until just before the photo is taken, so people hang on to the person in front of them to stay close together.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yea, this.
It's a strange tactic people have, because when they get scared everyone starts moving and falling over each other.
mealzer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:29:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh, the fear twerk
jake10house ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you should do a /r/casualiama if you have any good stories
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, I appreciate that but I don't think I have enough experience for that.
Mother_of_Smaug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the response to try to make yourself small, therefore less of a target, and to protect your soft squishy bits as well.
Stok3dJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Usually yes, this is Nightmares in Niagara falls. Which is a pitch black except for one red LED light that you follow around. So you need to walk touching the other members of your group.
nononononookyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So that's how you get babes!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually yes... You see a lot of guys get behind the girls in their group, mostly because its dark and the girl is scared and she wants to be close to someone else. People take advantage of that
Or you get some drunk girl try and give you a lap dance. She ruined my whole routine, and it was just... Gross.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In neuroscience research this is referred to, technically, as "crayfish."
unknown_poo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What are they looking at that could possibly be so scary?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:50:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What you have to remember is that you are looking at a still image. In real life their reaction lasts a second, or a few at most. However, when looking at a still image it lasts for as long as you look at it!
Of course they look ridiculously afraid; you are seeing the midst of their split second fear and nothing else. Same thing happens when looking at a still image of someone playing a sport, or spilling water on themselves, or playing catch with a dog. If you take a still image of an active situation the reaction of the participants looks greatly exaggerated.
unknown_poo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is an excellent point.
fredemu ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 18:43:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing that a while back. I always wondered what exactly it was that they were seeing.
SuminderJi ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 20:04:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure this is from a haunted house in Niagara Falls, Canada. I recognize that background from when my friends went, without me.
Isunova ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:27:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmares! I live in NF and take all my friends and family there cause I get it at a discount. I've done it about 10-15 times and know exactly when the scare is coming, so I make a funny pose.
SuminderJi ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:39:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is the jump scare?
Isunova ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:06:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Flaming truck coming right towards you, while all sorts of loud sounds and alarms are going off.
Dad_of_the_year ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:33:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What.
born_in_92 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:31:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's pitch black and the only sounds you hear are the people you're with at that time. then out of no where the flaming truck comes at you while the sounds just blare at you. it's quite the shock
CodeJack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So why would there be a flaming truck driving in a house? I wouldn't be able to get over the placement, not the scare.
BornOnMyBirthday ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you realize afterward that it's completely illogical, but in that moment, you genuinely believe that you're going to die. I went there, it was one of the scariest seconds of my life.
K3R3G3 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:22:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, the only scary thing you saw that night was a potential future of empty loneliness?
SuminderJi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:39:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. Its the only thing that comforts me. Makes me feel one with the universe...
K3R3G3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's good.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:08:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch.
Bigfluffyltail ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:36:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps he didn't want to go in.
elpresidente-4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You seem to have spent a lot of time staring at that photo...
AbigailLilac ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:27:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it's a truck that looks like it's going to crash into you.
window_to_the_balls ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:40:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think I remember it being a car coming at them.
jmoriarty ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:33:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a loud horn and lights that look like either car headlights or a train (can't recall for sure). The noise is enough to make sure pretty much everyone jumps, and the lights coming on give enough illumination for the scary photo.
bhplz ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:19:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They saw your mom.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That explains why everyone looks like they're humping each other...she just has that effect on people!
Natasha10005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading somewhere that it was a loud truck horn and headlights.
Milumet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
2 Girls 1 Cup.
cheevocabra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, judging by this, they're probably seeing the girl from the Ring.
Unicorntella ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:19:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing the flash on the camera scared them? Since haunted houses are usually dark and they were probably on edge
somecrazybroad ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:25:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No. This particular haunted house has real people inside touching you, there's a scene where a car comes and just misses hitting you (an illusion, not a real car), a scene where it looks like you're going to fall through the floor, etc
Unicorntella ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:38:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cool! Have you been to it? That sounds scary as hell.
somecrazybroad ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:48:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A couple times. It's a tourist trap so locals don't really go to places like this.
Unicorntella ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:51:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where is it/what is it called? Sounds awesome
Isunova ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:27:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmares in Niagara Falls, Canada.
BuggsMeany ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's not this haunted house. You may be thinking of another one.
somecrazybroad ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:48:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Um, no, it is the one I am thinking of. It is Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls Canada.
ds9anderon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:34:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That one girl is definitely cupping her mom's boob...
Aquilon97 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:23:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Last minute mating rituals
KtotheC99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably really dark so they are trying to walk through and not get separated/bump into things
That_Jay_Guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're following each other in the dark so they crouch down and hold shoulders, a pretend car flies towards them but they can only hear it and see the head lights. Just as it's about to hit them the rooms lights flash on and a picture is taken! Funny scare :D
Eyezupguardian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
number 12, oh lawd that is funny
-warpipe- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I found Ralph Wiggum
Tadiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine they were told to hold on to one another.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a natural consequence of haunted houses.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea, but maybe it's really dark and they are trying to stay near each other?
posseslayer17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They travel through the house in the dark so they grab onto each other while they walk through.
chernobog13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that not what you do?
Caleb_Krawdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's dark so people stay close. Person in front gets scared and jumps back into the person behind them
Tylerjb4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In middle school and even high school we discovered if you take girls to scary movies or howloscream at Busch gardens, they needed to be protected and comforted
monstergeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If I can recall correctly, I think it was like a car or train coming at them at the end of the tour.
sweetworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently they have to go through the house in a conga line.
BornOnMyBirthday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At Nightmares Fear Factory, they tell you to essentially walk in a comgo line, with your hands on your friends' shoulders (or whoever you're there with).
Horando ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 19:24:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I've been there! It's Nightmares Fear Factory in Ontario. IIRC what you see is a vehicle with bright headlights driving at you, hence the bright photo. Was very startling because most of the attraction was near pitch black.
Thomas__Covenant ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:34:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for this. I've always wondered at what they were screaming. It now makes sense. No ghouls or zombies or whatever would get this kind of constant reaction. It had to be something that could actually harm them.
_suckittrebek_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:22:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's actually a train, if I recall correctly. It looks and sounds like a train coming right at you, and it happens really suddenly the train is RIGHT THERE.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:16:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one over near the Niagara Falls? If it is then I went there quite a few years back, in hindsight I was way too young to go in and basically just hid behind my dad for the majority of it, it was funny though.
Horando ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:37:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I went in with my dad on our family trip to niagra falls. My siblings were too young and I was just old enough to convince my dad that I could do it, but one in I was almost hysterical.
Minecomf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:41:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been there! Just went in September with my (now ex) bf and I was hoping to see us because his face was so funny they said they'd put it on the website!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was a fun haunted house, I loved the suction vacuum room thing, but I seem to be the only person I know who saw the car scare coming and was only slightly startled. I wish I didn't expect it. Would have been more fun haha
dustySoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So it's a Deer in the Headlights Simulator?
_suckittrebek_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have been there, too! I live right outside of Niagara Falls.
[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 19:12:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those are the worst dressed people I have ever seen.
Stereotypical_Viking ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pft. Canadians.
oplontino ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ thank God someone else noticed. I thought they'd all just caught a glance of themselves in the mirror!
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:56:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're missing the best one!
otami ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The girl grabbing her mom's boob with the dad just laughing kills me every time
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:57:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one is by far the best.
http://i.imgur.com/CVcx1.jpg
Sadsharks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:26:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dad just had some kind of epiphany
marshsmellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He seems like the retarded guy from There Something About Mary.
Hummulus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's the best one.
This one is the 2nd best
DoctorFrankz ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:38:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The girl to the furthest right though in picture number 37.
http://i.imgur.com/IPc9E.jpg
krabbenharry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:13:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the left one is not bad too..
EatClenTrenHard1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:26:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You like your meat fresh dont you son?
clevercalamity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She looks like she is aggressively pooping.
juanmannn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:18:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love the people who look less freaked out and strangely happy. Like they got a shit eating grin on, those are the Hannibal Lecters right there.
anotherkeebler ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:13:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
#12 he's gonna kick that zombie's ass.
chris-tier ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna see what scared them!
alyssadujour ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:19:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its a video of a car coming right at them, headlights blaring super close IIRC. I don't have the thread in front of me but there was a picture in there.
somecrazybroad ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:23:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's Nightmares Fear Factory here in Niagara Falls Canada. Before it got famous for these photos it was frightening, I haven't been since.
Jean-Paul_van_Sartre ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:08:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The good people at SomethingAwful.com photoshop these photos every year!
2011: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/nightmares-fear-factory/1/
2012: http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/nightmares-fearfactory-2012/1/
2013: https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/nightmares-fearfactory-photoshop/
2014: http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/nightmares-reactions-photoshops/1/
2015: http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/fear-factory-faces/
boutros_gadfly ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:49:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, now I am crying with laughter over the same face!
ThisisDanRather ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't stop crying over these and I've seen them a dozen times. People getting scared just kills me
Mein_Captian ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:22:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's very interesting to see people's reaction, stripped away of all the cultural/intellectual parts of our human brain and fall back the the instinctual/lizard parts.
Most are lookers, staring at impending doom, wide-eyed and helpless. Some are avoiders, closing their eyes, looking away, maybe hoping that it goes away if they can't see it. Then there's the ones who see through the facade, or just really good at putting on a brave face. Stone cold apathy. Those are usually the leaders of the group too, usually walking in front.
What I find the most interesting is that for the groups with 2 or more people, a lot of them walk in a line, holding the person in front of them, kinda like elephants holding the tail of the one in front. A lot of them seem to line themselves up according to height too!
It's weird, man.
Can_I_Read ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:02:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to see pictures of elephants going through there. I bet they wouldn't give a fuck.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:17:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look through the album again and notice that the largest male tends to be on the right closer to the camera than everyone else, with everyone else behind him. In many/most of the pictures, that male also puts out his arm to shield the people behind him a bit.
This means that a male was leading them through the house and then instinctively protected him. Essentially, the alpha male! I think there's a lot of interesting biology going on here.
Also, this is my favorite: http://i.imgur.com/CVcx1.jpg
marshsmellow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:59:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like your alpha male on the right theory...
https://i.imgur.com/FDa98l.jpg
illerminerti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that dudes eyes!! hahahahah
NaykedNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was about to say, #46 is the best.
lemur_eyes21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love this!
rhymeros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The girls who descend in hight in fear.
lhedn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is just looking to fight https://i.imgur.com/TpoWxl.jpg
King_Of_KingStreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In case you were wondering, this is Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, Canada.
More pics: http://www.nightmaresfearfactory.com/pics-and-video
JandersOf86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my fucking dude. These killed me and then I went to the one that made you cry and that rekilled me. Thanks for this.
PoorboyAaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that Corbin Bleu?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/hRhJg/#pu2zX
This one's great.. let's play "guess who's holding?"
eizoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
#46 is the best!
Fuzzyninjaful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure the girl in this one is literally unbuttoning that chick's shorts.
DoxasticPoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That face is awesome. It looks like he's suddenly become the killer whom they're all so afraid of
UncountablyFinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
46 is best.
mrruger1022 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in image 27 has a massive boner.
arborcide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In #39, the guy on the left looks like young Qu1ckshot.
rg90184 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All of these are begging for /r/photoshopbattles to go nuts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Source? Background? This is amazing
DragonTamerMCT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing
letsgoiowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
23 is so good.
Crater_Anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
42: So scary the girl on the left aged 50 years and became Hillary Clinton.
timberwolvesguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should submit some of those to /r/photoshopbattles
Sinreborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone else ever wonder what the hell they are seeing?
toothpickhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls. This spot where they take the picture isn't even the scariest part, but its a sudden flash of light that makes it look like a car is coming for you. For of a jump scare!
anonymous1967 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had to stop not even half way through cuz I was cheesing so hard
JonnyBrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a haunted house worker, that place is fucking bright.
APiousCultist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh, that's the camera flash.
soproductive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These would be great in /r/photoshopbattles
sjmiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
the 6th one down is so un-intentionally racist
zmarayjan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it always kinda irritates me that some people try to ball their fist and pretend like they are gonna fight, its a haunted house man.
APiousCultist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the flinching reflex at work. They're not doing it conciously.
zmarayjan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, i just learned about reflexes in physio...i think its the cross extensor if i recall correctly...withdrawal and balance to a sort.
DroidLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if the guy on the right looks distressed by what he's seeing or by that girl's fingernails digging into his skin.
Inkafats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god,
http://puu.sh/lUp9b/0dc9bdc953.jpg
http://puu.sh/lUpbA/7991a952f1.jpg
http://puu.sh/lUpd0/334b88bc65.jpg
mr_lab_rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's impossible to pick just one favourite. They are all great.
Also black people totally rock the surprised face.
AyatollahColmMeaney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in front of him's shoulder
ThereIsBearCum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The shoulder grabbing guy looks like he has googly eyes.
RnRaintnoisepolution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
right most girl on #33 "that's my fetish."
dellintelcrypto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do anyone know what they are seeing? I wanna see what they see.
Non-Novelty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The girl in front in 43's reaction is great.
BigFatNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, thanks man, I can't breathe!
kenshin433 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been here! I want to say what when the picture is taken, but it would totally spoil it. It's in Canada by Niagara Falls. I believe it's called Nightmares Fear Factory. It's about a 15 minute walkthrough, totally pitch black, and the people can grab you. The only "haunted" attraction I actually got scared in.
musicmast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fuck i want videos
BubblewrapBebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my number 46 is a gem.. I have tears in my eyes.
kojak488 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The girl in front on #37 is a kinky bitch.
CainRedfield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
4 looks like the dude from Key and Peele
zabyrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best one.
https://i.imgur.com/CVcx1l.jpg
-metalpetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how most people form a conga line for scary attractions. Conga lines will keep you safe.
ALoadedPotatoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
47 is the best. Jesus christ.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That guy has a facial expression which suits a lot of situations I'm currently in. It's got a "fuck this shit" vibe to it. Gotta hand it to him.
WMONgutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You just made my day.
Animyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how consistently groups of both genders clumped into conga lines.
OneeyedPete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how there's so many big dudes just grabbing on to each other in fear with no shame.
keb_beck047 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've been there. It's in Niagara falls. The picture they took was when its pitch black and then all of a sudden you hear super loud machine gun fire and there's a model of a bloody little girl standing next to a Gatling gun and flashing lights. Just about shit myself
SteveEsquire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Something about that guy you linked to reminds me of Mac.
CERON1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can see the guys which have the fight reflex rather than flight.
Rvizzle13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap the guy in #21 has seen some shit.
Perfectcherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think this one is the best by far. The daughter's mouth is so big she looks like a whale shark but the rest of her body doesn't make any sense. Her left hand is scooping her mom's boob but her right hand looks like she's a comedian who is upset that you aren't laughing. Of course there is the leg wrapping around her mom like she's a stripper pole. Poor mom got the surprise of the truck and her daughter's whirlwind of limbs wrapping around her at the same time. The father who looks like he just saw the picture of his wife and daughter doing whatever they're doing.
notawriterreally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What are they looking at?
kuroikawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On picture 34.
Name my band.
shrekrepublic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
when you go to the store with your mom and find something you want
hdstanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
.#46 with the leg hike and boob cup is by far the best one.
TheForbiddenFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude all the way on left is totally how I react to shit like this, just fucking crazy eyes.
Lonerila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is at Niagara Falls, have been. The whole haunted house is completely pitch black, it's near impossible to see the person in front of you sometimes, hence why everyone is so together. The room is lit up for maybe half a second when they take this picture.
ArcticScout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone put a Brazzers logo on 37 please.
snarfdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
when you see dat booty https://i.imgur.com/pu2zX.jpg
EDIT: Also https://i.imgur.com/mz2V1.jpg
apocolypticbosmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
21....IM CRYING
pensivepenguins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can anyone confirm if these are from the haunted house in queenstown, nz?
dizzy_dizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ginger kid in the blue shirt, definitely contender for most shit scared.
HumunculiTzu ยท 2604 points ยท Posted at 16:55:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
[1] It's a funny comedy sketch about what it is like being the only engineer in a meeting.[1]
The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)
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Written & Directed by Lauris Beinerts
Based on a short story "The Meeting" by Alexey Berezin
Produced by Connor Snedecor & Lauris Beinerts
Director of Photography: Matthew Riley
Sound Recordist: Simon Oldham
Production Designer: Karina Beinerte
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Make-up Artist: Emily Russell
Editor: Connor Snedecor
Sound Designer: James Bryant
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Stormygeddon ยท 1656 points ยท Posted at 20:55:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I remember that someone made a solution to that sketch involving paper, fold ups, and marker. Can't find it though.
Edit: found it
wvboltslinger40k ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 21:56:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He forgot the balloon.
ShadowedNexus ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:04:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What a horrible expert
ilinamorato ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:21:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, that was a separate project. Out of scope for the kitten line project.
hondas_r_slow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Blown up in a shape of a kitten
[deleted] ยท 387 points ยท Posted at 22:05:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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poodles_and_oodles ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 02:39:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
While ingenuitive, he skips over the matter of fact that the lines are supposed to be all strictly perpendicular.
Sknowman ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 03:09:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Except they are all perpendicular at at least one point. Nobody said they had to stay perpendicular.
poodles_and_oodles ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:34:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the woman in the video entails is that lines are strictly perpendicular.
Cyhawk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:09:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They are. He just changed the perspective of the drawing.
Jdtrinh ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:32:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But the perpendicularity...?
Tommy2255 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:28:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay to think inside the box, but right now you're thinking inside a square. We have a whole other dimension to work with.
VotreDieu ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:37:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Since its twisted each line is perpendicular to itself
PowerfulComputers ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:32:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. That's probably the best solution anyone can come up with, though. Very clever.
VotreDieu ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:05:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its how that works since all the lines are parallel at the same time all 7 lines intersect all 7 lines at a 90 degree angle, meaning all 7 lines are perpendicular to each other. The way that is done is by using a mobius strip so that the lines can cross themselves.
PowerfulComputers ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:14:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right. I got the idea. But when he folds them into a Mรถbius strip, they're no longer straight lines. They're lines in the 2D plane, but they're not perpendicular in that plane.
VotreDieu ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The lines have to be in a 2D plane... regardless of him folding the paper. As well they do not need to be perpendicular to the plane, the request is for them to be perpendicular lines (to be honest its left quite ambiguous).
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:53:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But if you've dealt with these type of project people you would realize clever answers are wrong. Why can't you do what they asked for? I thought you were the expert.
probablyhrenrai ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:18:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, see, the lines are perpendicular in the plane; the plane itself curves. I'm being serious here, not sarcastic. This is called non-Euclidean geometry, and many Euclidean rules don't apply to non-Euclidean geometry. Non-Euclidean Geometry has its uses, most plainly for navigation around the globe.
PowerfulComputers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The lines are clearly parallel in the plane, though, not perpendicular. The perpendicular distance from one line to its neighbor is constant at each point within the plane.
evanescentglint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
huh? What do you mean? Are they still not straight lines that are changed due to the curvature of the 3D mobius plane?
Like, planets all travel in a straight line but due to the curvature of space time, they have elliptical orbits. Isn't this kind of the same thing?
PowerfulComputers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They can only be called straight lines within the perspective of the plane. In that perspective they are are parallel to each other, not perpendicular.
evanescentglint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. But if the plane intersects the plane, they wouldn't be perpendicular? Also, what if you analyzed it through a different plane?
Jdtrinh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:38:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yours is probably the best explanation. Thanks :)
VotreDieu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
haha no problem, if you look at the video again, you can also see that each line intersects each line (and itself). So every line is perpendicular to itself and the other 6 lines.
MikeDUMask ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:07:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thats why its twisted... I think... Im no engineer.
imaginative_username ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 22:59:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was amazing. Outside of the box thinking is powerful stuff.
satansrapier ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:47:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a packaging engineer. I literally engineer boxes. The term "outside the box" is something I hear from sales and marketing every fucking day. They think they're so ridiculously funny each time, too.
Vodmeiilyn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:22:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But they're not strictly perpendicular.
probablyhrenrai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What, exactly, does "strictly perpendicular" mean? Seriously asking here.
EchoPhi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:44:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What about the bird?
KawaiiKoshka ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:15:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But did they do it in the form of a kitten?
Stormygeddon ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:17:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! It was amazing. I might have to find it on youtube through a thorough search.
Shiniholum ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:02:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is by far one of the greatest and most satisfying things I have ever seen.
akai_ferret ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This annoys me because he blatantly cheated and violated the specifications.
Scocio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that's impressive.
derpface360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh I remember this.
ProPandaBear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:06:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But none of those are lines... They all curve...
cheevocabra ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 01:11:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The lines are straight, the plane that they exist on is curved.
_ROTTEN_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:35:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the correct answer.
TKHawk ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:08:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In this case the surface is all that exists, not the 3-dimensional object, just the 2-dimensional surface. Within that surface the lines are all extremely straight. It's just that the surface itself curves.
He's just using some higher-up mathematical concepts to sort of "cheat" the system, but he's technically correct.
Ceegee93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The pinnacle of correctness.
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 23:11:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Curved lines.
The first video was an amazing visualisation of what it's like to be an expert in a business meeting, and the second was a really clever answer to an impossible question. Don't expect more than that: they're great already.
munkifisht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:09:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A line has no curvature, width, or depth. It is defined as the shortest distance between two points in Eculidian geometry. What the guy made is curves. /u/ProPandaBear has a valid argument.
Silent-G ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:30:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If two points exist on a curved plane, is the shortest distance between those points, but along the curved plane, still a line?
munkifisht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, thats a good point. I guess you could have a plane that curved like that.... but if I get pedantic, the lines he drew are in 3D space, not actually on a 2D curved plane, but as I say, more pedentary.
probablyhrenrai ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:22:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I understand what you're saying, but it's the plane that curves, not the line itself. Non-Euclidean geometry doesn't play by the rules of Euclidean geometry.
Most obviously, for example, if you walk in one direction on the surface of a sphere you will necessarily not only intersect but actually overlap your own path. This is impossible on a flat, Euclidean surface.
demuni ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:02:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're not lines in the strictly geometric definition. But they can be considered lines in vernacular.
probablyhrenrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't these lines by non-Euclidean rules in the same way that the Equator on a spherical globe is a line according to the sphere?
demuni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. I'm not a mathematician but what you said makes sense and I don't know enough to refute it.
antonioveralls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well the plane (paper) actually curves here, not the lines. Imagine you are a 1 dimensional being traveling along that line; even as the plane is transformed into a ribbon, from your perspective your path would remain straight. Similarly, if you were to observe a plane from the 4th dimension and see it manipulated on the 3rd and 4th dimensions, the plane itself would retain its properties.
Fettnaepfchen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhh, so good! Two wonderful videos.
spiceman54j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thats awesome!
flaming_plutonium ยท 813 points ยท Posted at 19:22:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i got stressed out watching this
Carryonmyway ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 21:30:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This. I was pulling my hair the whole time.
DownRUpLYB ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 21:42:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 22:53:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If this really happened, the man was just trained very well by his lawyer for that depo.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:13:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it happened, the dialog is verbatim
midevildle ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 22:55:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was really well acted
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:09:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was wonderful.
barberererer ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:47:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If the angry guy had just given his damn definition to the defendant. Jesus.
BlakeClass ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:23:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure there's alot of context we don't know. I got the impression that proving the defendants understanding of photocopying was part of the actual case.
barberererer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:10:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Very true, I don't really know what's going on at all or what the case even is. Dammit Nimseeeeyy!
redgarrett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is now my favorite thing I've saved on reddit.
AnAppleSnail ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:39:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
-! !- 4 orthogonal lines.
junkfood66 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:08:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but can you make one in the form of a kitten?
AnAppleSnail ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sure.
๐ฑ !!-!- perpendicular to whiskers
junkfood66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but it isn't transparant...
AnAppleSnail ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This mockup will show the way. We can fab it with acrylic on the 3d Printer, and use some good alpha values for the renders.
junkfood66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds amazing, and really professional!
So... can you inflate this ballon?
AnAppleSnail ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:40:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A balloon is easy to inflate. I think we should focus on not only inflating, but on maximizing our excellent portfolio of ideation and conceptualization.
This will begin with the social media outreach for transparent perpendicular line cats. Next the product conceptualization will expand to embrace our environmental, corporate, and ethical commitments.
junkfood66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I... well... I mean... can you actually... fuck.
I give up, let's do this.
alternate_me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
First line isn't orthogonal to the last line
AnAppleSnail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I see that uniaxially perpendicular lines do not fulfill your vision. We appreciate the perpendicularity with the other phase of lines. If you would like three mutually perpendicular kitten lines, our 3D consultants are eminently qualified to assist in a no-landfill, eco-green, locally sourced, organically established campaign.
If you desire four or more mutually perpendicular lines, our n-dimensional team is eager to meet your needs. Whether you need a state-line through an hour, day, or year; or an extended meridian through the coming century, or even n-theoretical mutually perpendicular fe-line structures at an industry-leading per-dimension fee.
alternate_me ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:47:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha
I bow down your technobable. Could your n-dimensional team meet me soon? Let's say 3 days ago
AnAppleSnail ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:50:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Done and done. Your transfer will have been accepted and processed by the-then, and we'll finish about now.
dakboy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:20:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It just pissed me off to an extreme degree. I wanted to grab my monitor, shake it, and scream "what is wrong with you people!?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to hate fuck everyone in the room except the engineer.
superfahd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh god yes! this is every single office meeting for me discribing software issues to business users
SteelyEly ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I got about a minute and a half in and couldn't watch any more. I'm nowhere near an engineer or expert in any profession unless you count common sense a skill.
exodeath29 ยท 279 points ยท Posted at 17:50:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just ignore geometry bro
HumunculiTzu ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 18:08:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Of course I can, I can do anything. Absolutely anything...I'm an expert.
someonelikegod ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:17:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice, that's a line from the video!
MrRightSA ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:25:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But is it perpendicular?
6Jarv9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, that line's colour is black. Only red lines can be perpendicular. Didn't you learn anything from the video?
DigNitty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:17:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that's why the video is called "The Expert."
I get it now.
awesomeDotToString ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:04:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Well what's stopping us?!" "Geometry"
I lost it
probablyhrenrai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Euclidean Geometry, anyhow; there is a solution to this using Mobius Strips.
probablyhrenrai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or just use non-Euclidean geometry, like this guy did. Non-Euclidean geometry (or geometries, I suppose) are pretty weird.
PenguinRocketScience ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 20:12:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't funny. This is hell!
And yet, for some reason, I can't stop watching.
distance7000 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:32:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was every single meeting I had with a certain Japanese auto manufacturer.
ChemicalArsonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't hear you.
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 20:10:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. This is my life. Except for it to me more realistic, the rest of the team can't be so engaged... they essentially need to look through the engineer on the team as he starts to speak and then basically shout "MOVING ON.." if he tries to make a point. That would be about right.
Moratamor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:55:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, yeah me too. Except the people in my meeting think the laws of economics, time and space don't apply to them. It's like getting an architect in and saying 'I want you to build me a house, it's sort of big with a kitchen, it mustn't cost more than 5k, it must be of the highest quality imaginable and it has to be ready next week'.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely. And next week is usually a week too late.
KayakBassFisher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:14:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a Project Manager in I.T., that makes me laugh so much. I've been in those meetings with my developers and my bosses, and they meetings have gone exactly that way, with me more in the developer's side than that PM. Other than that, exact same meeting.
branor ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:20:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A real expert can, in fact, draw 7 red lines all perpendicular to each other, some in green ink, some in transparent ink, and one in the form of a kitten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MIJP90biM
Vsx ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:53:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best part is if he took this back to the people in that room and this was real life they would just say "this isn't what we had in mind" and they wouldn't be able to explain why.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man I got so frustrated over that...couldn't even finish it.
vglegacy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:48:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, This is SO true. This is how I feel when I talk to the money department.
VoicesDontStop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to punch everyone in that vid (except the expert)
Chaos_Philosopher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Red lines in green ink. Haven't followed the link, but my money is on that.
Edit: fucking called it!
n_abaco ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:12:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As an engineer I can never make it to the end of that video. It hits too close to home and I get infuriated after the first two minutes.
Underperformance ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:06:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh and one more thing...
rycmnchr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Working in a startup that is primarily marketing, I feel like this every week. Watching this video was so frustrating and funny.
S_cube999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel you my fellow engineer, I feel you
TONKAHANAH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i have this video bookmarked.. its such a frustrating video
Orson_Randall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OMFG, the last two years of my professional life have been this meeting.
DARKxxKiLLeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thank you for this Joy!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That didn't need to be 7 minutes long.
HeyJay2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is like sitting around the table at a condominium board meeting.
mutsuto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh this is amazing. I'm ashamed I've never seen this before.
I'm going to watch the other 3 sketch's this channel had. Are there any other related sketches you can show me?
edit: 2 sketch's and 1 short film. Mediocre, but all right acting. Not worth your time though.
HumunculiTzu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry but I don't know of any.
Sciguystfm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The balloon though
harku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out that somebody has solved it as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MIJP90biM
wvboltslinger40k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He forgot the balloon.
Mookyhands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out this engineer was just lazy and the problem has been solved.
i_sigh_less ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thing I have seen in a while.
AgAero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure I have ever watched that all the way through. It stresses me out too much.
Alkalilee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:36:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Engineering undergrad at UofT. They show this all the time.
NailgunYeah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've worked with the writer/director who made this. Nice guy, he'll be happy to know people are remembering his work!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God it's so accurate it reaches past funny into depressing and stressful.
po43292 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Might sound weird, but I've never seen an Asian guy with a British accent.
bongococoloco ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:47:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh my fuck
byroboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:49:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My blood pressure just went through the roof.
TaintStubble ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:13:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck it's like I'm back working as a contractor for the government
mindtrapped ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:14:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is basically what I have to deal with every day at work. The frustration is real.
wtfschool ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:14:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An accurate representation of what it's like being a nurse and having to deal with upper management.
metal_monkey80 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I actually got annoyed enough while watching this to stop it halfway through. I hate "project managers".
Fettnaepfchen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:56:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
That is fucking brilliant. Thanks for sharing! :D
unlimitedzen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:17:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't imagine being autistic enough to relate to this.
Malevan ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:32:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No. It's nothing to do with Engineering. Circle jerk harder.
thecooltodd ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 21:01:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/LHZALiB.gifv
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious, but after the first couple of times I would have snapped and screamed at them.
What_The_Fuck_Guys ยท 4868 points ยท Posted at 15:05:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one
Lexiclown ยท 787 points ยท Posted at 17:01:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Say no more, say no more.
Skull_Candy_ ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 17:32:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You dropped this:
fam
tbh
smh
crypticfreak ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:45:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Smh tbh fam
Kayyam ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:37:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What does fam mean ?
Mormon_Discoball ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:26:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Family.
Cool kids call their friends fam
"yo what up fam?! "
canine_canestas ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:57:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Could you please explain how a mormon dicso ball works?
Mormon_Discoball ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:20:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a regular disco ball. But just for Mormons.
Special dancing
flamebirde ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:00:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Monty Python.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:05:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is er.. Is your wife a mover? Ay? Ay?
Uppgreyedd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wink, wink.
slower_than_explorer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No more, no more
outroversion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, fam.
RocketOgre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fam
Registered_Liar ยท 1026 points ยท Posted at 15:37:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you've been here.
TheSilence13 ยท 659 points ยท Posted at 17:02:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/justfuckmyshitup
SenyorQ ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OH GOD THERE'S A SUB. Thank you.
TheSilence13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:35:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeee
Registered_Liar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Big brother has arrived.
Frostywood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I spent waaay too long in that subreddit
asrhx4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:02:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. This is real.
r0cketx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:14:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Going through that while pooping was one hell of an experience
Stance_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:25:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just love it when these kind of subreddits I've never heard of after 2 years in this site appear out of nowhere. Thank you
TheSilence13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No problem man
ncwarrior ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They really could just post every one of Harry Styles' haircuts there and call it a day.
syntax_killer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:05:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol thank you for that
Tikkikun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:44 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This i why i love Reddit ... Subbed!
ShatMyLargeIntestine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Subbed
evolutionape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Subscribed.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:36:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck why am I laughing so hard?
mackrenner ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:15:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow those folks think black people's hair is really funny..
camelCaseCoding ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:32:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
They just think fucked up haircuts are funny. It's not that black peoples hair is funny, there is plenty of white and hispanic the people on there. You're worst type of person.
tttigre ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:16:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Gino DiGiannantonio. Here's another angle.
pittpanthers95 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:12:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Donald Trump in the front, party in the back.
LuciusFlaccidus420 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:24:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer the one that says "just fuck my shit up"
hexag1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:47:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I read about this. Apparently the guy has some kind of disorder that makes his hair like that.
blakjesus420 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:36:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uncombable Hair Syndrome
Im_A_Nidiot ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:57:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do not! I repeat, do not google image search that unless you're ready to be greeted by a freaky ass cyclops baby thing (or something visually similar). I didn't get a great look at it; my body tensed up as I frantically looked for the little 'x' on the tab.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Im_A_Nidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It just caught me off guard. That's all.
Im a man, damnit!
pomporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the cyclops? All I'm getting is guy who looks like a black guy in anime syndrome, Jennifer Aniston, this illustration, brown kids with white locks in their hair and bright blue eyes that look like main characters, and the usual random google images stuff.
phantom_phallus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:26:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those blue eyes with white hair is a sign of waardenburg syndrome.
Im_A_Nidiot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:51:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was there, but I'm not gonna go looking for it.
phantom_phallus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Had to search more to figure it put, the hair grows out like it went thru the triangle of the playdough press instead of the circle.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:33:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How on earth did that make it on an ad...
Panukka ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:36:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Save this one instead: http://i.imgur.com/5HJrtkW.jpg. It's the original with better text.
CJNC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
so much better
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:19:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
JUST
ThatFag ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:25:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
JUST
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
JUST
wybird ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:54:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed that hard for ages. Tears rolling down my cheeks
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That doessnt even look like hair.
PlastarHero ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:37:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2pewon/i_dont_even_care_anymore/cmwaqnm?context=3
This was my favorite part of that thread
derpmcgurt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:23:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After I wiped the tears from my eyes I sent that to soooooo many people. Thank you.
S0MECoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So great it's still my profile picture on steam.
Turicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think his hairdresser's job might be dentist.
mu4e-9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His chin is bigger than his head. He's a quagmire.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hey man but those teeth lookin' good
GnarlyNick524 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell does a guy in cosmetic dentistry fuck up the way he looks so badly?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laugh every time, I need to save it to my phone so when I'm having a bad day I can just look at that picture and laugh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Inside job
blidside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cleveland airport. I have the same photo!
Victuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I see this I always wonder. What lead to this hair? Did he know it looks terrible?
Maybe he already paid a photographer, and went to the barber beforehand and thus didn't want to lose money?
Was it a bet?
Is there some heart-warming story about his kid doing it and him just sucking it up and sticking to it?
Or does he really think it looks good.
astewart9t4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He probably thought his teeth looked so good that nobody would notice his hair
Cha_Charmander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest thing I've seen in months.
DuckMasterFlexxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yessss
BeanGallery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:51 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOL
SilasTheVirous ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What The Fuck Guys
EuropeFreeRadio ยท 2653 points ยท Posted at 16:02:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Drunk Guy AMA http://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/
TKHawk ยท 719 points ยท Posted at 18:18:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe that guy deleted his account.
Sh_doubleE_ran ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 19:16:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe it was a year ago. Feels like yesterday.
charzard14 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:04:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Time flies when you're browsing dank memes
Narwhalbaconguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But it was long ago
crowbahr ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 20:57:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It made it so much more confusing. Initially I was thinking: Damn, a lot of people in this thread deleted their accounts.
Followed by: This isn't that funny.
Then I realized the [deleted] was all 1 guy and that made it all worth it.
mainman879 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:40:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait really it was all one guy? Wow.
danetrain05 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He started the AMA and nobody posted. So he answered himself.
Pagan-za ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:36:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was drunk when I first read it, a couple hours after he started.
I just about wet myself laughing.
ZXander_makes_noise ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:57:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had to go back and re-read the first ten comments after I realized. Holy shit that was great
Leirkov ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THIS MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT RANDOM REDDITORS DELETED THEIR RESPONSES TOO LMAO
PM_ME_CAKE ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/FuckinEhRightsDude come back!
TheUSAsian ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:26:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So much karma
oblivionraptor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:59:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/FuckinEhRightsBud was his username
aphillz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:46:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this was his username https://i.imgur.com/YCC15HN.jpg
RussianHoneyBadger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly a Canadian, it explains everything.
Good-bye ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:34:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
That post-drunk guilt. Can't blame him.
TuskenRaiders ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:09:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pathetic. His words, not mine.
IAmTheNight2014 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:15:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People tend to do that once they write something that everyone sees.
Someone literally deleted their account about a minute after posting something.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it makes it harder to undserstabd that hes talking to himself
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably because he wanted to KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA!
stanleyfarnsworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Too much comment karma.
barberererer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ruins it for me :(
Took me way too long to understand what was happening
underwriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
think of all that wasted karma
iamkindofodd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of his answers for kill bang marry was to kill the prime minister of Malaysia. I really wish I could find out if he was a fellow Malaysian! (we really hate our prime minister here)
eperker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:28 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All that karma... Like tears in rain...
Threedawg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:46:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He got ousted for being fake
BigDildo ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I lost it at "you spelt fun wrong you stupid fuck"
tuckidge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:36:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rekt
SarcasticGiraffes ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:05:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have been chuckling at this thread while at work, but when I got to the "verified by the mods," I almost fell out of my chair.
deakie23 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:02:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is incredible...
soaringent ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:08:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damn I couldn't stop reading. Thanks for this.
MIKE6792 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:17:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DoctorFrankz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:33:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So I stumbled upon the bootsandcats section and saw this comment https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/ckk77xa.
And it is first now that I realise that bootsandcats sounds like a beat when you say it fast.
Rainbow_unicorn_poo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:35:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
TheJackFroster ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:36:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The blacksmith part cracked me up real good.
'thats pathetic'
Jandklo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:28:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My sides
WankMeSackOff ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone count how much karma he got? Must've been obscene!
lordolxinator ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:20:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Towards the end of the thread he said he had gone from 660 to 39,000+. I'm going to guess in the ballpark of 50k from that thread alone.
WankMeSackOff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's absolutely ridiculous! What a guy hahaha
TheRealMagnor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:37:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A bit further down it says he has ~140.000 karma
PM_me_ur_TitsAnSmile ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That had to be the record for comment karma by a single guy in a single thread.
Raherin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:09:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, the part where he answered his own question but didn't even answer it properly. Haha
RedditorsCanEatMyAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
and i half expected the snarky top comment calling him out to be him, but was happy to see someone else finally started insulting him, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. i wonder if he thought he wrote that comment, too. he seemed drunk enough.
ogtogaconvict ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I completely forgot about that. I saw the post when he was the only commenter and bestof'd it. I didn't realize it blew up that much.
Shinokiba- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They are scared of the truth!
SoGodDangTired ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can you clarify to me whether or not he's talking to himself, or did multiple deleted their accounts in the that thread?
EuropeFreeRadio ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:54:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's asking his own questions, answering them, and replying to the answers. It's all magical.
SoGodDangTired ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. Thinking it was him made it better, but I wasn't certain.
onedoor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, first time I saw this was amazing. Good pick.
Freholly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was well worth reading
Pedollm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing ever dude!
M0n5tr0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bootsandcats had me in tears
therapistiscrazy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking, "That sounds interesting." Checked it out and lot's of orange upvotes. I completely forgot about this!
converga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is like going to a house party without ever actually having to see real people.
Emmanuell89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wait, did he ask most of the question himself ? hard to tell since it's deleted but i found some clues for that..might be wrong though
EuropeFreeRadio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, asked, answered, and replied.
caseymae3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His FMK comment. Jesus christ.
atsu333 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/drunkenAMA for more drunk people talking to themselves... because we don't have a large enough community for people to actually be around when these things happen... please help.
cake47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rumor has it, he created over 4,000 accounts to upvote himself ...quite a feat
Gedzfew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I could do this...
Jespese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does he write questions and then responds to himself...?
Grzzlyred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably one of the few AMAs I have read. 10/10 would recommend
bobidebob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is great
BioTechnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this is the besf
HawkWoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm doing Jim Beam and coke and holy shit that made my night.
trump_did_nineeleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Asked himself a question.
Then proceeded to answer it incorrectly.
https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/ckjp912
ishamiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone remember the time traveler ama?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best part of that whole AMA.
hultek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm literallly dying now, pls send ambulance.
drake_bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now i saved this AMA
OozyJtown ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:10:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This wasn't even funny.
gumslut4u ยท 5378 points ยท Posted at 16:41:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/SNFSHF4.jpg
I saw this for the first time when my dad was put in the hospital. It made me smile for a second, and I go back to it when I need a simple pick me up.
fallenKlNG ยท 2187 points ยท Posted at 18:28:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if that was horse sized.
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 2148 points ยท Posted at 18:49:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A horse sized gif seems impracticable no one would be able to ever view it on their computer or phones.
BadWolfCubed ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 18:58:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Ah, the ol' Reddit horse-a-roo!
SisterRay ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 19:04:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my reins, I'm going in!
desktopdrummer ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 19:48:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HOW IS THIS STILL GOING?!?!
Matti_Matti_Matti ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:39:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because it never ends.
olivebates ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:35:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
found the end
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
[removed]
LupoCani ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:23:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still, /r/switcharoo has been doing quite a good job keeping it linear. There's quite some branching in the beginning, and one or two major loops, but I would still consider it a chain first and a tree second.
jennthemermaid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:25:36 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was a time a couple of weeks ago where some mods decided they hated Switcharoos and this one mod decided to make it his sole mission to delete every single switcharoo that someone posted in his sub. It messed up a lot of things and people were trying to get the chain figured back out, but it really fucked things up for a while.
Now there are a LOT of subs that switcharoos are banned in...check them out...posting a switcharoo in there will get you banned....ugh...
FORBIDDEN SUBREDDITS
The following list of Subreddits is forbidden, and no 'roos should be posted to them, or linked from them, as the moderators of those subreddits actively discourage 'roos or break the chain intentionally. In addition, some subs will BAN users for posting a switcharoo.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:20 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You copied that from /r/switcheroo
redditeyes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:30:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Except people have been screwing with it, editing their comments to create cycles. Depending on which chain you got on, you might never reach an end.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
[removed]
B1GTOBACC0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was a guy on /r/dataisbeautiful who mapped them out. It's pretty interesting to see the size and branches of the tree.
macelonel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:50:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As seen here: http://imgur.com/gallery/Q2seQ
brilliantlyInsane ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:58:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who the hell else Rickrolled someone here?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit. Why did I watch the whole thing? AGAIN
hardluxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:34 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
5/7
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:37 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
god dammit thats they second time!!
DemonicAmoeba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SPOILERS BELOW
Nightslash360 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:17:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
Boost_Loading ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:52:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my GIF, I'm going in!
JoXand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:58:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my duck, I'm going in.
d311h0p ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:36:25 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Father's Journal: Day 41. Please, help me find my son.
MyOtherTagsGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:23 on February 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's not yours and has been located.
d311h0p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:48 on February 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is he, I searched for so long.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Edible_Pie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my gif, I'm going in!
RooTraveler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:32:58 on December 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Travel Log: Post 20. So my liquid touching the console is the secret to landing this crazy thing, but i hope the ETs have some kind of interatmospherical buffer. Coming in a little too hot.. Is that the ground??
colonelminotaur ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:57:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a Note 5 I'm sure I'll be fine
OrangeSlime ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nahh I'd just have to borrow a second TV and extend my screen, no biggie
fiftyseven ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:22:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
could i view it on my e-horse
Spurioun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You could just zoom out
Nibbers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Totally impracticapacable.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well given it's a jpeg not a gif I'm unable to view it on my phone anyway. Gifv people, please!
Duke-of-light ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But it would be quite the whale of a tale.
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/5uj0W6oBzd4
sn33zie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
something something switcheroo
swedishdudecola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Idk my 1tb harddrive stores a picture of your mother just fime
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As it should since the average file size of a photo taken with my mom's cell phone is 2.75 mb. It would be foolish to think a photo of my mother wouldn't fit in a 1TB hard drive.
air_jordan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ken M? That you?
DennyCH ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:21:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/KenM
@horseysurprise (twitter)
MahNinja ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:47:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually not true! While it is impractical, a horse sized gif should be viewable on most modern PCs or phones.
According to google, an average sized horse is anywhere from 4.7ft to 6ft. We'll take the upper measurement of 6ft since it's an easier number to deal with. At 72 DPI, which is pretty much the standard resolution for web images, a 6ft(72in) horse would be 72(px per inch)x72(inch of horse) = 5184px.
Considering that the iphone and newer android phone can shoot in 4k (3840ร2160), I dont think it would be too much of an issue to handle a 5184px gif.
naricstar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:52:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So an ostrich
theCroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If an ostrich comes for you you run and hide. They mean business and are equipped to kill with extreme prejudice.
dGuineviere ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:53:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Chocobo
xD2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:54:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
great meme
fauxkit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/h46ry-hpM3o?t=7
mirrormimi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Duck Chocobo
Anderos787 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Having not yet seen the gif this made me think something quite different
lenovosucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd keep running.
Lurker_droppings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Like a Chocobo?
Ienzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, like a chocobo?
meowctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
horsedick.mpeg
ShatMyLargeIntestine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or if there were one hundred of them
Horse_Sized_Duck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You called?
Freholly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:54:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And spider shaped
Screaming_hand ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Slader?
shutta ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 19:38:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The video is tons cuter even. The pitter patter of the duck's feet and its cute chirping make it even better. Although I think the person who made this video said the duck later died from some disease I think? I dunno, but yeah forget about that part.
gumslut4u ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 21:10:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:)
:D
:|
:(
shutta ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:48:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sorry, the duck was fine, I confused it with another cute little animal that actually got jaw cancer and had to be put down.
frizzledrizzle ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:15:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Edit your previous comment please, it still says the duck died
daniel ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:31:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lies! It has a much happier ending:
http://imgur.com/F18C8d7
shutta ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sorry, the duck was fine, I confused it with another cute little animal that actually got jaw cancer and had to be put down.
canine_canestas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Edit your previous comment please, it still says the duck died.
daniel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:43:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
no leave it it makes me look good for correcting him
thesurlyengineer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:12:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped the video accidentally at a not-so-cute point... http://imgur.com/oVLzOmr
NickRowan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't find anything on the bit where he died. Can you remember where you may have heard that?
shutta ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sorry, the duck was fine, I confused it with another cute little animal that actually got jaw cancer and had to be put down.
ImBAVID ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't he pick the duckling up!
dppsubm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, the duckly got reunited with fam. says so in comments :)
DragonToothGarden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This cuteness definitely breaks the internet.
BlazmoIntoWowee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is now in my saved section.
finicu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No. He said he took care of it and later returned the duck to the same place only to find it's siblings and the mother :)
UrMomLikesMine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everything was cute about the video, then you had to go and rip my heart out with the news of the ducks death, you ducking savage!
Free_Balling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't have to add that last part.. Let us enjoy the fucking cute duck
shutta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:11 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nono it didn't die, I mixed it up with another cute little hedgehog that got jaw cancer and died.
wee-dancer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I just found out my Uncle is going to be pulled off the plug in about an hour. It was very sudden and a freak accident. This made me smile as well.
gumslut4u ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:07:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so sorry about your uncle. What got me through deciding to take my dad off life support was knowing he wasn't in pain anymore. If you need someone to talk to, please feel free to pm me.
DevilZombie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:49:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is sewious
dogontodd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was expecting something uplifting, but my fear of birds (ornithophobia) made this sincerely terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:47:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Jurassic Park
MrBrink10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The source is the cutest thing ever.
gumslut4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh that was so adorable!!
TheeLukee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:31:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
this just gave me an idea for a movie about a little duckling. All he wants in life is to make a friend but everyone keeps running away from him screaming. He spirals into a deep depression because he can't understand why no one will love him for the cute baby duck that he is. eventually he ends up as a bum secretly living in people's houses until they discover him and kick him out, lives in the wilderness for a while with nothing but bugs to eat, and probably finds a lover along the way too. Then things start to get interesting.
the duckling wakes up one morning with a fuse stuck in his ass. he starts to panic and tries to find help, but it's no use because no one even wants to get close to him. He finally accepts his fate and spends the rest of howver long he has before he blows up pondering his life. The duckling stares intently at his reflection in a river and begins to cry. suddenly, his sorrow turns into fear, as he slowly realizes that he was not a duckling, but a spider all along. Eyes wide open, the spider timorously turns around to see a real duckling standing before him, feathers frazzled and beak drooling. The screen fades to black and ends there.
Damn, Brad Pitt has some awesome hair.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How high are you?
Bogosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High, how are you?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Howard the Duck 2
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And save.
hewhoovercomes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is too fucking adorable.
Wolfy21_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=ybYiJlv&v=4lUN-e0nie0&s=22 Hope this makes someone smile :)
Free_Joty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:23:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/fuckswithducks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Lukers_RCA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWgbmgIzoT8
beefstewie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
KWEH!
Lasagnahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cutie
ThundercuntIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His smug little face :)
Booooom_EU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
someone photo shopped a king Leonidas head onto the duck before, wish i could find it
GuiltyGoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved!
StupidImbecileSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For once it's not the duck guy
CarpeNoctemingAround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
WTF, how is that a .jpg?
ramblingsofmadmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't be sure about this particular ducklings motives, but I know that most ducklings follow whatever they see. Usually this is their mother or the ducklings following their mother, but it can be a person too. You can manipulate this to make a circle of ducklings following each other in a circle, each just doing what the one in front does.
andgonow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My dad's in the hospital now, for 2 weeks. Thanks for this. I smiled too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean I'd run too if a yellow Dinosaur started chasing me down the sidewalk.
BoomerKeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best part is just before it ends. When the duckling has it's bill open as it runs by the camera. Every time I see that I start belly laughing.
PurpleThang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:01 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to find the one video of the big white bird following the guy around his house. I think it may have been called "don't fuck with this bird". I can't find it anywhere
johnhatesducks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hate ducks.
[deleted] ยท 6122 points ยท Posted at 14:54:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://imgur.com/LNOWQJ1
[1]Makes you think how far we have come to be able to go that deep and just how much of the ocean we have never seen before...who knows what's down there
edit: /r/TheDepthsBelow/ for more under sea coolness. also /r/thalassophobia (never knew about this one, thanks guys!)
[1]
ryguy42585 ยท 1959 points ยท Posted at 16:57:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That really puts in to perspective how deep the Titanic wreck is. I had no idea.
[deleted] ยท 512 points ยท Posted at 18:14:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder where and how deep the deepest known ship wreck is. I have tried to search it but I only got irrelevant crap as results.
[deleted] ยท 351 points ยท Posted at 19:13:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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TheUltimateSalesman ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 20:11:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
mental floss confirms it. ; however, via wikipedia:
Gandar54 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:07:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There were a lot of German settlements in southern Brazil (particularly Rio Grande do Sul) in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
they_call_me_dewey ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 20:18:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention all the German settlements in Argentina where Hitler was hiding according to this History Channel show I was watching last night.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:30:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is hiding, of course.
DatPiff916 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:09:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nahh Magneto took care of that.
cockslurper69 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:( Wow, Magneto really is a bad guy huh.
cockslurper69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:58:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The man was great in many ways but he is not 126 years old.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:42:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Nazi scientists who hid in South America just needed some long time project to keep themselves occupied.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Rio Grande could also be Portuguese. The ship was sunk in 1944 and Germany did sink a few Brazilian ships during WW2, that's why Brazil got involved in the war, so maybe Rio Grande was sunk in retalliation? Rio Grande is also the city with the biggest port in South Brazil ("Porto de Rio Grande").
Wasaur ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:14:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As far as I know, that would be SS Rio Grande, a German ship sunk in 1944. It lies at the depth of 5762m. Source: Guinness World Records
ifelldownthestairs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:20:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I highly recommend you read shadow divers by Robert kurson. It's the real life story of treasure divers that make a historic scuba dive off the coast of New Jersey, to record depths, to identify a previously unknown German uboat. Kurson has another book called pirate hunters that is just as gripping and fun to read.
Edit: they dove to a depth of 240 feet I believe
they_call_me_dewey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did you try searching for "deepest shipwreck"? That brings up lots and lots of results pointing to the Rio Grande.
http://mentalfloss.com/uk/history/29374/the-deepest-shipwreck-ever-found-so-far
bitcoin_noob ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just lucky it landed on that little ledge, otherwise it may have been lost forever.
ItsGotToMakeSense ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And the grand canyon too. Never been there but holy shit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:10:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It also gives me insane amounts of anxiety just thinking about how deep the ocean is there.
StressOverStrain ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:25:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's also this one. You can see that the Marianas trench is actually very, very gradually sloped when you plot it accurately.
ryguy42585 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I say we waterboard James Cameron until he tells us what we want to know.
afutureEx-MrsMalcolm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:50 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It took me far longer than I'd like to admit to figure out why David Bowie and Freddie Mercury had any reason to be listed on a chart of the ocean.
ElectricDubstep ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:47:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which I don't understand considering I believe divers have swam through it which makes no sense according to above information
[deleted] ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 18:08:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The only humans to have made it down there do so in submersible. Nobody has ever dove on the wreck.
iStayedAtaHolidayInn ยท 333 points ยท Posted at 18:46:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well to be fair a lot of people dove down the wreck of the titanic but none of them reemerged. Probably because their diving suits were tuxedos
hopl0phile ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Titanic's pool is still working flawlessly after all these years.
A_Drunken_Eskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Without anyone cleaning it too...amazing
TacoRedneck ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:11:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, I'm still down here.
mayobutter ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:40:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dat 1912 WiFi
Metzger90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They didn't let tacos or rednecks on the titanic.
TacoRedneck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Usually, I was the exception. Back in texas I struck it rich one day while shooting Beefaloes out on my daddy's ranch. Soon as I shoot, a raging geyser of Taco Bell Fire Sauceโข came rushing out of the ground. Ever since my family has had enough money to do whatever we wanted.
probablyhrenrai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, in fairness, they were in a submersible, too; the submarine was called the Titanic.
iStayedAtaHolidayInn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not Jack
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is very fair.
hornieee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Badum-tish!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They were wearing the wrong kind of suit.
teaearlgraycold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/toosoon
konkeydong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Classy AF
Loyd_Rage ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How dare you question someone else's beliefs
DolphinSweater ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:29:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Divers have definitely not swum through the Titanic.
ryguy42585 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:50:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, That's what I thought, But now that I think about it I've only ever seen them send submersibles down.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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DamnAutocorrection ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed, this is the crackpot effect
Mr_Incredible_PhD ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Subs yes, divers have no chance to get down there. The pressure would crush you like an aluminum can on a frat brother's head.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where did I hear that before? Was it a book?
bjsy92 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:53:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No they have not.
your-opinions-false ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, no divers. They had a submersible and a remote operated robotic thing connected to the sub they could use to explore the inside of the wreck.
KastaBortAvUppenbar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:28:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Divers haven't swam through it though
PancakePenguin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It says the scuba diving record is just a bit below 1000 ft so theres no chance divers swam through it.
BaseballRJP ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I was really confused with that too
momthearsonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But can you boil and egg at the wreck site? This is what I need to know.
1337Gandalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same
Condomonium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What I want to know is how they managed to find Titanic that deep decades ago, but can't find a wrecked plane(Malaysia flight) today.
CalvinWoolidge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They had a much better idea of where the Titanic had gone down, and it still took a lot of searching to find it.
ryguy42585 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought they did find a piece of that plane though. I could be wrong. It is pretty amazing though.
motherfckin-lady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, I didn't realize it was way in the "midnight zone"
echjul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And how deep the Grand Canyon is - much more impressive than I thought!
MaizeRage48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've always found it amazing how deep the Titanic wreck is, and yet how shallow the wrecks of the The Edmund Fitzgerald & The Lusitania are. Both sank in waters that were shallower than their length.
ryguy42585 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is fascinating. From what I understand The Titanic's sister ship The Britannic is only submerged in 300 ft. of water.
CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE ยท 4563 points ยท Posted at 16:17:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My question is, why are they telling me how long it takes to boil an egg? Is that relevant?
[deleted] ยท 2654 points ยท Posted at 16:19:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, idk lol. I wondered that first time I saw it too. I thought maybe they would put the equivalent boiling time at 35k feet but forgot.
[deleted] ยท 1221 points ยท Posted at 16:31:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think part of the picture is cut off at the top.
Insanitypenguinz ยท 4849 points ยท Posted at 16:55:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here is the full version
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[deleted] ยท 1220 points ยท Posted at 16:58:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The hero we needed
Death_Pig ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 17:27:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But not the one we deserved.
Sburke96 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:53:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Too deep for me.
hardangelfan ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:06:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what your mom said
MissplacedLandmine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IM BRUCE WAYNE
ugghhhhhh
vmack7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A real human bean
COCK_MURDER ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:15:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yeah more like not the ANUS we deserved AMIRITE?!
TheeLukee ยท 409 points ยท Posted at 17:06:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
still a little confused by the egg
edit: so the higher i masturbate the less I'll ejaculate?
death_and_delay ยท 556 points ยท Posted at 17:15:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lower pressure means lower boiling temperature of water which means it takes longer to boil an egg. It's just showing the dramatic effects of pressure.
krampus503 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:31:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Temperature's only part of it; you really need to know the age of the egg. It takes longer to get hard if it was recently laid.
Euphorium ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/m1agaZinJHg
krampus503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The AP Physics test in high school featured a question about cook time differences at different elevations. Specifically, if an egg takes x minutes at sea level to hard boil, how long at y feet. He put the correct answer, finished with that joke, and sent it in.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:38:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Dhalphir ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:54:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that was the joke well done
AtomicPunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hard boiled or soft boiled?
death_and_delay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Both..?
teawreckshero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or do they mean bringing the yolk itself to a boil? I found it pretty vague too.
MonKeySexMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
First one, then the other
AtomicPunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Seattle, maybe 200 feet. I start with a rolling boil then gently lay an egg in there with a slotted spoon. Five minutes 45 seconds later, remove the egg and place it in ice water. Perfect soft boiled egg, for a "large" egg only of course.
Now what do these times mean on this chart?
Frostywood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I vaguely remember my physics teacher telling me you wouldn't be able to have a cup of tea at the top of Mount Everest because the water evaporates before it gets very hot so you'd just end up with Luke warm shit
Persona_Alio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But what I always wondered is why anyone would just stop heating their water at boiling point if they know they're at a high altitude. If you brought it to 212ยบF/100ยบC, it'd take the same amount of time to cook no matter the altitude, right?
BattleHall ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:26:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At higher altitudes/lower pressures, you literally can't bring the water over its boiling point temp, because any additional energy is just absorbed converting the water into steam. It's like if you put a pot of water on a huge jet burner at sea level; it doesn't get any hotter than 212F, it just boils faster. The only way to get to 212F boiling water at high altitude is to artificially increase the pressure, like in a pressure cooker. Now you could heat something like oil to 212F and try to "boil" your eggs that way, but I'm not sure if the lower pressure combined with the moisture in the eggs wouldn't just cause them to explode; would depend on how good of a pressure vessel an eggshell makes.
Persona_Alio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:33 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, that makes more sense, thanks!
Jerl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:32:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Boiling water will not increase in temperature past the boiling point until all of the water has turned to steam. Increasing the amount of heat you add to the water only increases how fast it changes state; the temperature will not rise. It'll start getting hotter after all of the water has turned to steam, but you're also not boiling anything anymore.
Persona_Alio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:44 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, that makes more sense, thanks!
no_usernames_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Surely lower boiling temperature would make it faster to boil an egg?
death_and_delay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
No. The egg cooks from the heat not from the water happening to boil. Lower temperature means less heat. Liquid water can only get slightly hotter than boiling. It's like putting your chicken into a 200 degree oven instead of 350.
Ctotheg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... Lower boiling temperature means it takes longer? Surely you mean shorter?
death_and_delay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, basically, boiling temperature is determined by the point in which the force of the water trying to move upwards overtakes the force "pushing" it downwards. If air pressure is low, the water will more easily overtake it and start to boil. This happens at a lower temperature, which means less heat is available to cook the egg. Therefore, lower pressure means lower temperature for cooking, and things cook more slowly.
Imagine that a cookie recipe is supposed to cook for 10 minutes at 350 degrees, but you accidentally put it in 250 degrees. It's not going to cook quickly enough (or correctly, but eggs are weird).
The same phenomenon also sometimes makes cooking at high altitude require more time and different ingredient ratios because most food contains a lot of water.
Low pressure --> Low boiling temp --> Slow Cooking
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:22:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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death_and_delay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:23:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I said?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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ThatUsernameWasTaken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:32:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think by "longer to boil an egg" he means "longer to cook an egg" rather than "longer to have water boil around an egg."
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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ThirdFloorGreg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It would take longer to cook an egg in boiling water you illiterate fuck.
theonefinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If the water boils at say 70 degrees rather than 100 degrees the egg will take longer to cook since you can't get the water as hot. The lower the boiling point the longer the cooking time.
bobclause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But pressure does change the temperature of the boiling water. An egg will cook faster in hotter boiling water than it will in cooler boiling water. Therfore the egg will cook faster in boiling water at higher pressure than it will in boiling water at lower pressure.
Spenceanator ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 17:15:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Basically it's talking about atmospheric pressure, so boiling an egg takes longer.
TheeLukee ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:18:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks, I thought someone just really wanted people to know how long they need to boil their eggs for
Wildcat7878 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:53:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But what if I want to boil an egg in the Marianas Trench?
readitdotcalm ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:31:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=boiling+point+water+at+1100+atm&x=0&y=0
I think you would need at least 400 centigrade to boil the egg at 200 atmospheres, but at 1100 atmospheres of pressure the water may never boil no mater the temperature.
Answer, you would cook the shit out of your egg instantly.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:05:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Water's critical pressure is a bit under 218 atmospheres. Above this pressure, there is no phase transition between liquid and vapor. The liquid transitions smoothly into a supercritical fluid, combining the properties of a liquid and a gas. If liquid water above its critical pressure is heated above its critical temperature (647 K) and then brought below its critical pressure, it will have gone from a liquid to a supercritical fluid to a gas without ever undergoing a phase transition. However, near the critical point (critical temperature and pressure) its properties change wildly, and it becomes compressible, undergoes a large degree of thermal expansion, and becomes a good solvent for non-polar gases and organic compounds. It's possible that if you try to cook an egg in supercritical water, you might accidentally dissolve the egg, and you would definitely ruin it.
itchy_ankles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At some point, the pressure would denature the egg; essentially no need to heat the water to cook the egg.
http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1006&context=foodscidiss
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But they didn't ask about increasing the egg's digestibility, they asked about boiling it. You can cook an egg in water that isn't boiling if the water is hot enough, but you haven't boiled the egg.
itchy_ankles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you're focused on the word boil, you're just talking about the water. If you're talking about the process that occurs in an egg, if it sits in boiling water at sea level for a few minutes, that's something else. Since the chart mentions eggs, not water, let's go ahead and give me the benefit of the doubt here. Thx
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To "boil an egg" is to cook an egg in boiling water. If the water wasn't boiling, you didn't boil an egg. The whole point of using the "boil an egg" scale is that it is a way of tracking the boiling point of water. But water doesn't have a boiling point above 218/atmospheres.
itchy_ankles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh ya? I'd be happy to put that one to a popular vote on here. Water does boil without an egg in it.
The illustration is about atmospheric affect on cooking an egg. Else, why mention the egg???
I will debate this with you to the end of reddit
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up. Go be stupid at someone else.
CantHearYou ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:37:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to cook some salmon and this picture isn't at all helpful to me. They really should add that to the image.
NotOriginalOriginal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
PM_ME_ALL_THE-THINGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh...
i_hate_most_of_you ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:53:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At lower pressure, water boils at lower temperature. Which means, if you are trying to boil an egg in water, but the water boils away at 75C, it will take longer to transfer the same amount of energy to the egg.
But I still think the use of "egg" in this example is silly. They should just tell you at what temperature what boils.
Phlum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you might be at the top of Mount Everest and suddenly fancy a good egg mayo buttie. Though it doesn't say whether it means hard boiled or soft...
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Presumably hard.
MagicHamsta ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:30:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to have to wank off, For Scienceโข.
Chriskiwi99 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:24:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When the pressure is higher the boiling point is lower while the temperature is lower so in say Denver it will take less time for the water to boil, but longer to get to the same temperature. This is what I remember from chemistry in high school so correct me if I'm wrong.
ChefBoyAreWeFucked ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They should have included the information in the graphic so that you'd know you had it backwards.
isaaclw ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:54:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, what /u/Chriskiwi99 got right is that the water takes less time to boil, and reaches a lower temperature.
This means that the egg itself doesn't coagulate as quickly. It needs to be kept in this temperature for longer so that it can coagulate.
I wonder at what altitude water boils with such a low temperature that eggs don't coagulate at all (ie: you can boil the water for years and the egg won't be hard).
ChefBoyAreWeFucked ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, the water takes more time to boil at higher pressure, but at a certain point that becomes irrelevant. The egg will start to coagulate before the water boils, and it won't matter when or even if the water boils.
isaaclw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yeah, you're right. Asuming you're adding a the same rate of energy to the water, it's not like it getting hotter faster or slower (based on pressure).
So yeah, my statement wasn't accurate. At a higher pressure the water is hotter at boiling point, so the egg coagulates faster, but that's because it took longer for the water to actually boil.
(I'm just repeating to clarify for myself)
theonefinn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
If the pressure is low enough the water won't get hot enough to cook the egg. If you get the pressure low enough water will boil at room temperature or lower so the egg will never cook.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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ChefBoyAreWeFucked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Most disappointing "This guy gets it" in my entire life.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why the egg is only used to illustrate low pressures.
raiderpower17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:29:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is actually around 13,000 feet. At that pressure the boiling point will have dropped low enough that it does not cross link the molecules in the egg to boil it. So in reality anything above that line would be impossible to boil an egg.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:11:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Liquid water never goes above its boiling point. So it never gets to "the same temperature." It takes a certain amount of energy to fully cook an egg, and at lower temperatures it takes longer to impart that amount of energy to the egg.
SUNnimja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It means the time needed to boil an egg at that height.
DoyleReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on how much you vaped and what strain
Firefly_07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently I've been boiling eggs wrong my entire life. Guess its supposed to take somewhere between 3 min 37s and 5 min 12sec
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why not just "boil water"? Why the egg? It may as well be "time needed to boil a steak".
ILoveDirtyMuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same amount, we're talking about distance here.
PersonOfInternets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Depends what youre high on.
qning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps it's more about distance than volume.
I'd like an answer to your question either way.
AKnightAlone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You jis put it in water that's hot until it's done cooking. What even is their to confuse?
taws34 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/stevenmi89 , you need to update your save :)
NotJohnDenver ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:59:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Denver got a mention..we made it, fam!
fosiacat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:19:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
insane. i know a guy that was the first to summit k2 and everest, and he did k2 without an oxygen mask. how did he even live??
nyda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:09:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K2#Use_of_supplemental_oxygen
I'm assuming you just have less and less energy to work with but is still do-able without oxygen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Everest#Supplemental_oxygen
Even the Everest has been climbed without oxygen but comes at a greater risks. Very interesting reads.
Cock_Vomit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who's boiling an egg 33,000 ft in the air?
Zenguard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Airplanes
Phlum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't judge me.
Yardsale420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those bastards cropped the side too! I wondered what the blowout preventer was...
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was supposed to prevent blowouts.
KeatingOrRoark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, what's the highest point in Australia?
weare_thefew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah fun! now we can go up!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now the egg makes sense. Be my hero!
lx0103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This chart isn't done. We need to boil an egg in the Marianas Trench.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Can't. Water doesn't boil over 218 atmospheres. See my recent longish comment about critical points.
speedyskier22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, how are people able to climb Mount Everest if it is above the death zone?
Captain_Sp00k ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:52:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oxygen masks. The tricky part is timing. You can't be up there for very long because you have a limited supply of oxygen and the temperature/pressure is so extreme. So extreme that you can get retinal hemorrhaging. One climber actually went blind and died up there because he couldn't navigate back down.
speedyskier22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow, that sounds terrible...
Captain_Sp00k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. One of my favorite podcasts talked about all the dead bodies that are still on Everest. The reason no one brings them down is that it's so challenging to navigate the mountain with extra weight, especially if it's past the death zone. It's better to leave the bodies up there than to add more to the mountain.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You don't die immediately above the death zone, but you can't live up there for any extended period of time. Like, a full day is way too long.
Zenguard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised that they don't have Mauna Kea on here.
NicoAtWar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, that explains the egg but now I'm wondering what chlorophyll has to do with anything.
PKtheworldisaplace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How do people climb to the top of Mt. Everest if it is taller than the point where there's not enough oxygen for humans to survive?
Insanitypenguinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oxygen tanks and thick thermal clothing
morgio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Weird to think Denver is just two Burj Khalifas high.
jianthekorean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So how long would it take me to boil an egg at 35,000ft?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They didn't even go up to the Karman Line (100km or about 328000ft). Filthy casuals.
That means they skipped the Armstrong Limit, which is the point at which water boils at body temperature. Additionally, they put that 26000ft is where the atmosphere cannot support human life, but you can pass out and die from hypoxia much lower than that.
elev84u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just made it my wallpaper in my 4" wide 24" tall stick phone.
screenfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you da man now dawg
OMW_To_Earth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't have thought a vulture would be the highest-flying bird.
siamthailand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Depth of Grand Canyon?
What? The lowest point is 5000 ft below sea level? That is obviously wrong, so not sure what else is wrong in there.
Insanitypenguinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The 5000ft will be from the top of the canyon to the bottom, it's to give perspective rather than actually show how far down the canyon goes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
sweet thanks
AdamMc66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew Mt. Everest was tall but that puts it into perspective. Jeez.
jrobinson3k1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
stobid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Should be measured on meters
ANyTimEfOu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a reason why the Ruppell's Vulture flies that fuckin high.
leroyderpins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, there's a bird that can fly higher than Mount Everest?!
Lunchbawks7187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't understand about the boiling an egg thing.
Jakebar276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha did you notice how "high" the city of Denver is ๐๐
wytrabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Could we please discuss WHY VULTURES ARE FLYING AT 30,000FT?
ztpurcell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much
Rustyshackleford313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit. There goes my plan to boil an egg on top of Denali in under 5 minutes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How come the death zone is at 25k feet yet people have summited everest without o2
AAAAAAAAAAAAA13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So an airplane flying high is almost the same distance as the Mariana Trench. Fuck the ocean.
SupahEpicFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mind=boggled
heavy_metal_flautist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But how long does it take to boil an egg in the bottom of Mariana Trench?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
pressure influences the boiling temperature of water, the lower the pressure the longer it takes to boil an egg, until you can't boil it at all because the water evaporates before getting hot enough to denature the proteins in the egg
TheStrongestSperm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But it doesn't tell me how to boil my eggs at 35,000 ft below.
audiblefart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking scrolled straight to the bottom to see how fast I could boil a god damn egg down there. Such a disappointment.
Crowlad ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it takes a different amount of time to boil an egg at different atmospheric pressures
CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:51:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But they didn't say any other boiling times. It's like the other guy said, they must have forgotten. Like it is now, it's just a fun piece of trivia!
Cal2391 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 17:56:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a whole top section missing going up to the upper atmosphere and the silly amount of time needed to boil an egg in low pressure environments. Presumably OP just wanted to concentrate on the ocean depths.
CSI_Tech_Dept ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:46:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/037/288/i02/oap-landsea-oceans-130228a-02.jpg?1362084414
Cal2391 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the one!
fuckyoubarry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they are using the three minute egg as a reference, and at 1000 feet it takes 3:37 to make a three minute egg. According to my calculations, at the bottom of the mariana trench it should take almost a negative four years to make a three minute egg.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can't boil water at the bottom of the Marianas trench. You'd just end up staring at a pot of supercritical fluid as it slowly mixes with the air that is crushing you do death anyway if you tried to do this in a non-pressurized vessel.
Mycotoxicjoy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But if you could boil water at the Marianas trench your egg would be done in 2 seconds, convenient
Mycotoxicjoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
pressure relates to the temperature at which a liquid is able to overcome its vapor pressure and turn from a liquid to a gas (the boiling point). You can expect that for every 500 feet in altitude you gain, the boiling point of water will decrease by 1 degree Celsius. You'll see a likewise increase as you lose altitude which means the boiling point of water at the bottom of the deepest trench in the world (the Mariana Trench is 35,811 feet below sea level) would be by my calculations 171.63 degrees Celsius (340.8 degrees Fahrenheit).
HerderOfNerfs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Boil an egg to what end? Soft boiled, hard boiled? Is there a de facto standard for egg doneness??
jakub_h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes it seems there's an ISO standard for anything. ;)
Herp27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's chemistry, people!
SpicyRooster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Boil time for scale. I guess kinda like a scale banana for temperature
Donkery69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Boiling stuff is easier in low pressure, so the amount of energy that's needed to be at boiling point is lower, which would cause the egg to cook more slowly.
bojiggidy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
It's another way of understanding the atmospheric pressure at that altitude. Lower the atmospheric pressure results in water coming to a boil quicker because the boiling temperature of water decreases in the lower pressure. Just a conceptual way of relating to what they're showing.
skpicky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can just see someone climbing Mt. Everest with a raw egg in a insulated container (so it doesn't freeze and break) just so they can boil it at the top with a stopwatch handy.
winterborne1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not relevant, but still a handy thing to know. I'm glad they included it.
PublicCallBox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's an indication of the pressure.
Slickmcgeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My question is how the fuck does a sperm whale dive to nearly 10,000ft when they can only hold their breath for 90 minutes?
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Quickly. Actually, that's only a bit over 2.5 mph (there and back) if they don't plan to stay very long.
iStayedAtaHolidayInn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Water boils at different temperatures depending on the atmospheric pressure. The egg in the water is totally irrelevant and a pointless thing added
GroundsKeeper2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Pressure affects how long it takes to
cookboil something. That's why pressure cookers cook faster.ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Boil, not cook generally. I guess frying could be affected too, maybe. Deep frying anyway.
GroundsKeeper2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed.
GroundsKeeper2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is deep, pressure-frying a thing?
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That seems totally unnecessary. The boiling point of cooking oils is 1. Pretty high, and more importantly 2. Above their smoke points.
furtiveraccoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The reason it's relevant has to do with pressure. Cook times at standard temperature and pressure (STP) are different than cook times at other pressures. For example, the boiling point of water increases as pressure increases.
They really didn't follow up at the end with any more egg data so yeah, it's pretty silly looking.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You cant cook an egg at all at standard temperature and pressure. Also, this is only the bottom half of the image.
furtiveraccoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, pardon me, Pendantics, PhD., I'm just talking about the environment you're cooking in, not the settings you're cooking at.
guerochuleta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I live above 7000 feet and boiling an egg takes significantly longer, because the water can't reach as high of a temperature.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The temperature at which something boils is a function of the atmospheric pressure that the substance is in. The higher the pressure, the higher the temperature needed in order to boil the substance, so at higher pressure the water can reach a higher temperature before boiling and cook the egg faster. Lower pressure means the water boils at a lower temperature and the egg cooks slower.
mixxxter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
same here, kept searching how much time it would take to boil it at the deepest point
im-really-a-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Water boils faster or slower depending on air pressure so cooking an egg is kind of a universal idea on how dense the air is. My science may be off a smidge there but it's something close to that.
adamkw94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
atmospheric pressures change the time it takes for water to boil
cluster_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ocean temperature indicators are pretty useless too. There's only two and they both show the same temperature.
rzet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Since when it is not 180seconds?
hard or soft boil?
DownvoteMe4Free ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It would've made more sense if they included how long it would take to boil an egg at the bottom of the Mariana Trench or under equivalent pressure conditions. But they didn't, so it's just sort of a random fact I think. Depending on the pressure, an egg takes different times to boil.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because the picture is cut off, there are egg timers higher up. Water boils at a lower temperature the higher you go, making it take longer to boil an egg.
AlonzoCarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
damn I'm glad I wasn't the only one concerned about this
parrotsnest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Simple. It was a McGuffin.
edit: Egg McGuffin to be exact.
batclocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It takes more or less time depending on altitude. Their trying to put the high atmospheric pressure into perspective.
Dylan_182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is only half of the picture, the second half shows different altitudes and the time needed to boil an egg at those altitudes as well.
Guantelope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is showing you the difference of the pressure between the heights. It takes longer to cook an egg at higher altitudes because of less atmospheric pressure.
Edit: Didn't scroll down before I posted this. People have better answers below me. :D
Slade357work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If they had another time at a different depth it would make sense
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The higher the atmospheric pressure is the higher temperature required to boil water.
Edit: this is why your bodily fluids would boil in space, not because they get hot but because there's near zero pressure and so the boiling temperature is lowered to below your body temperature.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a helpful guideline in case you get hungry while scrolling through the image.
GuiSaNtEs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Basically water boils at a lower temp the higher up you are due to the lower pressure, so it basically showing the affects of decreased pressure in a way you can relate to.
CrustySpinach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Easily the best one.
EchoPhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a measure of atmosphere to thermo. At that height it would take an egg xxx to boil. Why they didn't reference it later... no idea. Or maybe because no one has boiled an Egg underwater! LETS DO IT REDDIT!
jerryeight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting dickbutt at the bottom.
FoxAezoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:25 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is showing the time it takes to boil an egg at that altitude.
taco_tuesdays ยท 937 points ยท Posted at 18:48:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love when this gets posted.
By comparison here is a chart that compares these heights and depths to the radius of the earth
Zorcmsr5 ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 19:50:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit... That really puts it in perspective
Ceegee93 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 22:51:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you'd like an even better comparison, if you were to shrink the Earth to the size of a standard snooker ball, The Earth would be smoother than the snooker ball.
Ianpn ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:00:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks i needed this
StopNowThink ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:49:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But what about a billiards ball?
/s
Endro22 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:00:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's so much room for activities down there
Classic_Griswald ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:49:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Core is beginning to look less and less like a factual documentary as each day goes by...
canine_canestas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:34:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In windows 3.1
datorangeguy ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 21:35:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. Turns out this Earth thing is pretty big.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:00:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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walkclothed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can't prove that I'm not
Chrome_Quartz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It could actually be the largest thing in the universe, depending on your perspective
datorangeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are plenty of slightly more abstract things that seem even relatively bigger than the earth, such as the distance between the earth and the moon.
Chrome_Quartz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you think about it, the moon is just Earth but further away.
Ianpn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who would have thought?!?!
walkingcarpet23 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
Yes_Maybe_No ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing how the Mariana trench and mount Everest are so close to each other.
poeshmoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:34 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol.
FromanJump ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:14:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, Earth thick af
Agilability ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:07:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
like a bowl of oatmeal
SLICKWILLIEG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thicker than a Snicker
chewynipples ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:21:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I thought the deepest point in the ocean would be something like halfway to the core. I'm really off on the scale, needs a banana.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:18:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, shit. So, Journey to the Center of the Earth. Probably not going to happen.
planx_constant ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:58:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a lot easier once you get to the hollow part, if you can dodge the lizard people.
nahfoo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:09:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a hollow point?
weska54 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:16:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. The whole middle of it. You didn't know? Hey guys! He doesn't know the earth is hollow!
RudeTurnip ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:28:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was not until sometime after the Lord of the Rings movies came out that I learned that middle-earth was not literally inside the earth. Like I really thought into adulthood that the story took place inside a hollow earth, and when they showed the sun in the movies, I thought it was the earth's core.
banfromallsubreddits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We just need, like, a really really long drill. Made of infinite diamonds and stuff.
Macaronimonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:57 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can hook you up.
FalseFactsOrg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:37:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck, my eyes
kazooie5659 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And then it goes back out the other side too, that's only half way through to the center.
nahfoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that's insane. To think that there is so much beneath us and I have no idea what it looks like
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:48:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And this is why "The Core" is a funny movie
paul_33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:33 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well my brain just melted
22fortox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
DestinyCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Considering Mariana Trench and Mount Everest are at the top of the chart, and their relative proximity to China as opposed to say, South America, this line is only accurate if you start from the bottom of the chart.
bustedbulla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This really makes me wonder if I should be worried about destruction of the planet by humans. After all, they are just scratching the surface at this point.
Sadsharks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:36:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
taco_tuesdays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...all the good stuff is on the surface ;)
Twitchy_throttle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There should be the ISS not far above Everest.
BigDickDonnie420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn compared to earth oceans ain't shit. Looks like a puddle.
EmoteFromBelandCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is definitely room somewhere in there for giant firecentipedes or godzilla
[deleted] ยท 1363 points ยท Posted at 16:43:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Didn't James Cameron descend to the Marianas Trench?
Yes he did, other Barry. Yes he did.
MaxBrofist ยท 961 points ยท Posted at 18:15:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His name is James, James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Who's that?
It's him, James Cameron
James, James Cameron explorer of the sea
With a dying thirst to be the first
Could it be? Yeah that's him!
James Cameron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O94_pm56CIQ
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:21:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MAKE SURE YOU'RE SINGING THE SONG! ARE YOU SINGING IT?
ElderCunningham ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, James. We hear the song.
M00NB34RZ ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:57:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.
godlycow78 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:08:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Worst haiku ever
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:58:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He raised the bar!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He saved us all!
TryingT0Wr1t3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:48:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a very cool conversation in the TED RADIO HOUR, where Cameron says he basically did Titanic because it would give him a nice expedition to the Titanic shipwreck
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:11:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron does what James Cameron does, because James Cameron is James Cameron.
Omegatoko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I truly wish he has this as his ringtone IRL
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:52:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know he doesn't?
igke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:44:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is my alarm tune every morning. Never gets old.
jablessss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thats fucking brilliant
Icandigsushi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:33:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that he's just dropped on the deck and rolls off.
Unreal_Banana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Paul bunyan!
CACTUS_VISIONS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
no budget to steep no see too deep!!! whose that? Its him! james CAMERRROOONNNNNN
jb34304 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The rest of that episode is just plain terrible (factual, but awful).
Death4Frm4Above ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:22:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.
PattyCakes1 ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 16:54:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes he did! In the 60's a group of people went there in Submarine but James Cameron is the deepest a single human has ever gone back in either 2011 or 2012 i think.
https://youtu.be/PIxDSfvQUPA
dlilmmm ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like the idea of using a "James Cameron" as a unit of measurement.
superwinner ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:12:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
From here to the sun is 5 James Camerons
Jrebeclee ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:00:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy that he went alone, no actual scientists there.
TheInternetHivemind ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:58:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People being bored is how most progress happens.
cockslurper69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:59:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
since the ship was big enough to hold only him, no it's not surprising. it's not like he went down to do analytical chemistry. he is very knowledgable in deep-sea exploration.
Jrebeclee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:07:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm aware it only held one person. I just think it's interesting.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:54:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He did collect samples for his team.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:54:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He said he had a team. He went alone because it's a one-man sub, and well (he's so famous it'll be publicized by his adventuring), but he definitely had a team.
Darktidemage ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:54:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
With the nuance of the plot in Avatar.
unit49311 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
More men have been in the moon then in Marianna's trench
getzdegreez ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:38:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have we gone in the moon?
themindlessone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:45:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone went in Marianna's Trench.
themindlessone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody has been in the moon.
Jacksonteague ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I heard somewhere he used titanic as an excuse and means of getting his submarine captains license!
BenedictKhanberbatch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:54:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe he's married, so I'm not sure if he holds the record for a single human.
anuragsins1991 ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 17:50:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The filmmaker ?
depressmania ยท 681 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He makes films for money to explore the oceans. Seriously.
[deleted] ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 18:33:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His brother is working on vehicles to explore the oceans of Jupiter's moon Europa.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:17:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His brother also helped him on his Titanic expedition.
He even has a starring role in the movie, where he plays a dead Titanic victim, with a spider climbing out of his mouth.
Deathbynote ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:03:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, i think i know why i conveniently forgot that scene. Not even joking - Literally no memory of that happening.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:10:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Let's get there first.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:11:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully 2022.
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/missions/europa-mission/
anuragsins1991 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:08:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lets hope this goes better than Europa mission movie, I still hope we find the electric cthulu scare there tho.
apollo888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Launch date, I wonder how long the journey is?
4 or 5 years at least I would think.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not totally sure, but I think it is heavily dependent on the rocket they use. It can range between 3 to 6 years iirc.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Weren't there rumors about him and Elon Musk staring an asteroid mining company?
Funkyapplesauce ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:12:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He filmed Titanic so that he could get the studio to finance his dive to the Titanic.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:34:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I heard him say this I smiled so big my face almost broke.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:16:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've read that before. Kind of frustrating that some millionaire can afford to descend to the bottom of the ocean but nobody can fund a team of scientists to do it.
aethelmund ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol just looked up his movies, and they all seem to be based around ships and the ocean, makes sense.
mattBJM ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:01:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh holy shit
Classic_Griswald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The next Avatar is supposedly going to take place in the oceans of the alien planet too...
WarAndRuin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people are realizing that South Park wasn't just randomly putting Cameron in that episode
I am one of them.
[deleted] ยท 369 points ยท Posted at 18:16:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Ronald Reagan? The Actor? Ha!
But seriously, James Cameron makes films in order to fund his scientific expeditions.
He's a National Geographic Explorer (and that's a hard title to get).
Ralph_Charante ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 19:33:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The same Nat Geo that wrote an article about cucumbers scaring cats?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:36:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/11/151117-cats-cucumbers-videos-behavior/
Truly a beast with a billion backs.
Jiveturkei ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:33:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I like James Cameron and think he is cool as shit regardless of the movie Titanic.
Just kidding, I liked Titanic and I don't care who knows it. I just like James Cameron for another reason now.
ShaynePC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:47:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
*Avatar
FTFY
janesdaddy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:41:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is an encouragingly large number of women on that list: http://www.nationalgeographic.com/explorers/explorers-a-z/
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:00:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Why does it matter if they're a woman?
So long as they're well-versed in science and math and are doing cool things, why should gender matter?
EDIT: Why are people down-voting this? Whether someone's a man or a woman has no bearing on their intellectual capability in doing science. No one should be excluded at the expense of their gender.
Thanos_Stomps ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:47:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i didn't downvote you but nobody is answering you so I'll take a shot at it
Because it is "encouraging" that a large number of national geographic explorers are female. Why? I don't have a source but I think what they're suggesting is that there is some gender disparity in the field, idk if national geographic explorer falls into STEM but along the same lines. Where stem is only 25% female (http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf) so for national geographic to make sure that the same disparity doesn't exist in their explorers it ENCOURAGES women to take up these fields as professions
there's nothing wrong with liberal arts and pediatrics and education, especially early childhood, but women are always kinda lead in that direction so its important to encourage other options and this does that
TvVliet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I'm with you I don't get why you're being down voted, gender truly doesn't matter as long as the science is done well I don't care what or who you are
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's kind of like a Victorian gentleman-scientist. Private individual who uses wealth to do fucking crazy shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Like Elon Musk.
Death_Pig ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:00:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
blacksheepmail ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest pioneer!
offender1992 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Allegedly he got some inspiration from the trip to use in Avatar 2 fueling speculation that we'd see a different part of Pandora with new wildlife etc. etc.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what the Doc said.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He got bit by the deep sea exploration bug in a big way while making Sphere.
icamefrom9gag ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:08:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He had to raise the bar, it was just too low
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or lower the bar because it was too high in this case.
maxstronge ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:53:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Archer pops up in the weirdest places.
ElderCunningham ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:54:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Archer and South Park in one post, too.
maxstronge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His references are strong.
dohko_xar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He had to raise the bar
vakama5694 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He raised the bar to save us all.
joephus420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And he still couldn't get away from his wife...
mrsealittle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what Jame Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.
charzard14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron
imTinyRick_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He raised the bar and rid us of honey boo boo
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:53:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She thinks she's a pack of crackers and all that, but she's not.
Jschmidt2022 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You beautiful bastard sneaking in an Archer reference
marteney1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So did Dethklok. Brutal.
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0843958/
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
"On March 26, 2012, James Cameron piloted the second manned mission to the bottom of the Mariana Trench."
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:06:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
National Geographic.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/08/140808-deep-sea-exploration-james-cameron-ocean-science/
And his own personal retelling: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/06/125-deepsea-challenge/cameron-text
Like bro, there's no higher source I can link to other than a widely respected scientific outreach magazine, with a century of street-cred.
If you can't accept this, based on the source I've given you three times now, then you're the one with the reading problem. It's not even up for debate on this one - the magazine clearly says he did it.
Finally, here's an eye-witness account from a guy nearby in the same office complex: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxqi5v
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Religion in a nutshell.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Although it also sounds like something Kyle would say at the end of South Park. As a means of stating that it's not what you believe, but how you act on those beliefs, and whether such beliefs are internally acknowledged.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just because two manned trips (really scientific expeditions) were done, doesn't mean there's still a vast ocean waiting to be explored.
Light cancels out nearly halfway through, and the scientists weren't really focused on the water, just the trench.
So there's plenty more to discover. Which is why we shouldn't be sad that something was done, but happy for the questions it will evoke.
This is why people like science - because they realize through hard work they can solve anything they want to.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't despair, there's plenty more of the ocean we have yet to explore (and that one mission wasn't enough for him - he said he was able to take a few samples, they may need more).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It should cost 250 USD to become a licensed Scuba Diver. There are dive shops everywhere, and lots on Groupon.
Then you can join expeditions (or just dive yourself), and explore the vast oceans for yourself.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:50:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you're like an extra-idiotic Moon landing denier.
FriendlyBlanket ยท 434 points ยท Posted at 16:30:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, so in 1960 we went to the bottom?
The_Dirty_Carl ยท 1074 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, only three human beings have been to the bottom of the Mariana Trench - Don Walsh and Jacques Piccard (one of the people Jean-Luc Picard was named for) in 1960, and James Cameron in 2012.
More people have been to the moon.
[deleted] ยท 356 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, why and how did James Cameron go there? Did he go alone?
feenam ยท 818 points ยท Posted at 19:25:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He did go alone in a 1 person submarine. He visited us(US Military) on the way to the Mariana's trench so we got to hear what that was all about. The guy below makes it sound like JC went down there just because he has money but thats not true. It's his passion to observe the deep ocean but it was also great achievement in human history, not only that it was a great scientific achievment and tons of scientists were backing him up.
Truely awesome guy too. When he visited us he was just in some t-shirt and cargo shorts you would not think he's a billionaire. My friends ran into him at a small local bar that night too and they just chilled.
BigUptokes ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 20:49:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
JBFRESHSKILLS ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:40:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No budget too steep, no sea too deep. Who that? It's him, James Cam-er-on.
skpicky ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:46:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're just like us!
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:53:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They don't want you to go down the mariana trench. They don't want you to explore the oceans.
bless up ๐
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:45:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have to see what his latest post is now
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:46:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I found it yesterday. Oh my god i love him so much. I need to listen to this shit every morning as a ritual to get motivated.
JjeWmbee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:46:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Listen to who?
jumpj ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:07:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DJ Khaled
shit_lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Say my name baby.
DiscoAutopsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DJ Khaled's snapchat stories. They've gotten crazy popular within the past few weeks.
Account name is djkhaled305 by the way.
playonword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dj khaled, the rapper. They're referring to his snapchat stories. His snapchat is djkhaled305
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you have a baby recently or something?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:42:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have no idea if it's true or not, I think I read it on a TIL, but I heard he actually didn't even care that much about making movies and didn't really want to make Titanic...but it gave him an excellent reason to dive the Titanic. He basically made one of the most popular movies of all time as an excuse to engage in a hobby.
Subtle_Holocaust ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:57:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle worked on the boat that did the expidition that took him to the trench. Apparently hes a really nice and humble guy, he kept a running and open tab for over a month at a bar somewhere onshore, that he openly invited the crew to use any time.
feenam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds just like the guy I met that day. I swore I saw him on the island(Guam) driving around some beat up car. I doubt it was him since he doesn't live there and certainly wouldn't have a car there but later I found out that is the type of car he drives back in the US too. But anyways he was a pretty cool dude.
kvnm ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:23:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, he's not a billionaire.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's not a billionaire, is he?
DatPiff916 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I could of swore his brother designed deep sea robotics or something like that, I always assumed it was because of his brother.
superwinner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Question, do we have rovers on the ocean floor like we have them on Mars? Wouldnt that be a better way to explore the ocean than sending people down there?
feenam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think we do. I know they send down robots to explore ocean. My guess is that James Cameron just wanted to go down there in person. I'm pretty sure these things are done by robots most of the time.
Ian1732 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized the gravity of James Cameron's achievement. I thought it was a semi-regular thing as far as research goes.
kdbkdbkdbkdb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:33:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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potatohats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:55 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My thoughts exactly!
shittywhiteaudi ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because hes not a billionaire thats why.
feenam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:14:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
cuz that gives so much context to the story. thanks genius.
Combocore ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:50:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it does kind of explain why you wouldn't think he was a billionaire.
shittywhiteaudi ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:19:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Im not the idiot who called james cameron a billionaire when everyone else in the world knows hes not.
feenam ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:33:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yup. im sure everyone cares whether he's billionaire or millionaire as much as you do. totally changes everything does it.
Sudden_Realization_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:22:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How does someone attain such a vast amount of knowledge like you? Is your IQ monstrously high?
PseudoY ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:32:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The better question is "why does James Cameron make movies?" The answer to that is "So that he can explore the deep sea."
Olboi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:29:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe James Cameron went to attempt to raise the bar.
bimdar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:17:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think this will answer all your questions.
The_Dirty_Carl ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:22:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He swam!
Kidding of course. MrYurMomm hit on part of the why. James Cameron is also super passionate about the ocean, and he has the money to contribute to exploration. As for the how, he went in Deepsea Challenger, a purpose built one-person submarine.
MeropeRedpath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda wonder if that would have been in any way dangerous when it comes to fauna.
Of course there's general environmental concerns, but we don't know much about what lives down there, right? Or do we just assume it's going to run away, and not run towards, light?
Turtle_78 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:35:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If it lives that far down it won't have evolved eyes since there is no light.
MeropeRedpath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
... Very good point. My brain is tired.
__LE_MERDE___ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:28:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dethklok recorded an album there too!
wbarnard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that to get the most pure..... Audio..... Recordinational.. device?
AvPrime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are no fingerprints deep underwater.
fluffy01 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he went down there so he could save humanity by raising the bar.
MrYurMomm ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:16:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He went there to film the environment so that he can 'reimagine' the creatures and forms of life there to better adapt to his upcoming Avatar 2,3, and 4.
Its absolutely ridiculous what money can get you nowadays.
Edit: sauce - http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2011/jan/18/james-cameron-dives-deep-avatar
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:11:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I find it awesome that he does that with the money he made making movies. He got a team together to build the equipment, it was a dangerous mission too. I don't think this qualifies as what money can buy now days. If it was all set up by other people and he just payed yes, but he organized the whole project.
Noctis_Fox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Submersible Diving is actually a hobby of James Cameron.
tmgcopper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He did it to raise the bar for entertainment.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron does, what James Cameron does...
leperaffinity56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron...James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is, James Cameron." - James Cameron
FastFourierTerraform ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you South Park
accountmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is the mariana trench the deepest bit of the ocean??
Voltasalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
n_jacat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We know more about outer space than we do about our own oceans.
recoverybelow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck all of that. There isn't enough money in the world. I'd rather go to space
muriff ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 16:44:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
as far as we know
Campthemonkey ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:49:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was fake. They glued together two tubs, threw on a couple of flashlights and dunked it into a pool at Sea World. And gave tree fiddy to a long necked mammal down there.
thiosk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
then they all went home and ate mom's spaghetti
speshnz ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:25:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is the bit from wiki that always made me pucker a little
The descent to the ocean floor took 4 hours 47 minutes at a descent rate of 0.9 metres per second (3.0 ft/s). After passing 9,000 m (30,000 ft) one of the outer Plexiglas window panes cracked, shaking the entire vessel.
FriendlyBlanket ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 19:31:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. That.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what we have inner windows for!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:17:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, we were pretty awesome in the 60's.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now we are here
TALQVIST ยท 846 points ยท Posted at 15:54:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't there a version with Cthulu at the bottom?
Sikerr ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 19:45:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, this one: http://i.imgur.com/ESp2j.jpg
Lamadian ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:13:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's completely nonsensical, but as someone who fears the open ocean this picture has always creeped me out.
roflocalypselol ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:21:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thalassophobia
TriangledCircle ยท 637 points ยท Posted at 16:31:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thee dark lord is everywhere
All hail
For he has arise to save us all
baccaruda66 ยท 556 points ยท Posted at 18:07:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Worst haiku ever
kris12k4 ยท 1700 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thee dark lord is everywhere
All hail
It's snowing on Mt Fuji
theAlpacaLives ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 20:02:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Worster haiku ever-est.
EvaUnit01 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:22:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He said Mt. Fuji not Everest
bluelink121 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:35:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is montans
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Until Death may die,
In his house in R'lyeh,
Dead Cthulu waits dreaming...
TumPummerBumBum ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:27:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A fellow Grump.
HalloweenWolfJob ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:50:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE A FREAK
kreptinyos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit are you some kind of Japanese poet??
oblivionraptor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:29:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
technically correct.
Panasoni ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:18:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's better
Chaos_Philosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It should start either with the word "the" or "thy" start with "thee" but instead of "is" have the word "are."
Basically "thee" and "thou" become "you" in modern parlance. "You" used to be used for what we now mostly use y'all for. (Thou and thee = second person singular, you = second person plural. Nowadays you = second person singular and plural.)
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:58:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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WaywardChilton ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:44:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a reference to the running joke from the Game Grumps Let's Play channel, where haikus always end with "It's snowing on Mt. Fuji".
Omega357 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:52:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, the joke isn't a running joke. They did it once. The community then beat it to death.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Omega357 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:03:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you not know how a running joke works?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. It's a reoccurring joke or reference to the joke. Mt. Fuji haiku's are running jokes because they reference Dan's "official" decree to make all haiku's end with the Mt. Fuji line.
Omega357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"A running gag, or running joke, is a literary device that takes the form of an amusing joke or a comical reference and appears repeatedly throughout a work of literature or other form of storytelling."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_gag
It doesn't show up in their other episodes. Quagmire's "giggity" noise is a running joke because he does it. Not because people not affiliated with Family Guy reference it.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was an episode a while ago, shortly after their trip to Japan, where they brought it up. They mentioned it because Dan had taken a picture of him on some snow on Mt. Fuji and tweeted it. I don't care enough to go back and find that episode, honestly, but yes: it is alive in the community as a running joke, both on the show and off. They just don't make haiku's that often.
Omega357 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So they did a call back? Still not a running joke, like Sad Hoshi, Racist Bassist, or how much they hate Ross.
The community took and and made it a meme. But that's not the same thing as a running joke.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, they actually made more haiku's that ended with Mt. Fuji, then discussed their Japan/Mt Fuji trip. It's a very small running joke, because... who just says haiku's that often? But do you honestly think it wouldn't be the first thing they connected it to if presented with a haiku on some game in the future? They'd immediately make that joke.
Also, comparing it to Quagmire's "giggity" isn't really in the same realm as one another. Family Guy is a show with a (extremely loose) story line to follow, where as Game Grumps is just two people talking about anything. What a running joke is on each show is going to vary because of the way they roll out their literature/story telling.
AwakenedSheeple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/running-joke
Unless they repeat the joke throughout the show, it's not a running joke.
Referencing the joke isn't enough, they have to make the joke.
lettucent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:03:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen people incorrectly refer to inside jokes as running jokes, which this would be.
That second definition kind of supports his point though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I guess so. They've only done it in two episodes, because people just don't make haiku's that often. I just took the term "running joke" in the more literal sense, in that they would use it in the past, present and future tense when filming an episode of Game Grumps.
KingWolcott ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:04:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All hail the Dark Lord!
He is all places and will
rise to save us all!
logicalmaniak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Challenge
accepted.
taste1337 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:29:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
or:
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Csimensis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Welsh?
taste1337 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No. R'lyehian
KAWAIIDUKE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
Woodstock46 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hail Hydra!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aw hell
notquiteotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, it's pronounced "Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
CthulhuReturns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, he's everywhere
showmeyourtitsnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Musta.
Krakish.
Chaos_Philosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am not a dark lord! Or did you mean "the."
Or perhaps are you addressing Him in all his tentacley glory? No, that wouldn't make sense, "you dark lord is everywhere?" I don't think so.
i_willregretthis ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:51:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's Leviathan. He's DLC though.
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
*Cthulhu
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gearlinkage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There should be a version with him in Denver. He's going to locate there with our reptilian overlords when the sea levels rise
mjimondo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes there is!
Frankthebank22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's what I was looking for.
kbobdc3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I thought this one would be.
danish_hole ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 17:14:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How does that work? Does he go down with anything to help him back up, or is it a completely free dive?
kbrad417 ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 18:08:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's a free dive. I saw a 30 for 30 on it a long time ago and I remember it being a super dangerous activity.
jrubal1462 ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 19:23:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Free-Diving includes a bunch of different disciplines, which allow for different equipment and measuring devices. That mark looks to be about 700 feet, and the no-limit free-diving record is 702 feet. No-Limit allows for a a weight to bring you down, and an inflatable bag to bring you back up.
gastro_gnome ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:51:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a pretty good free diver, 700 feet sounds like fucking lunacy. People are crazy.
Lyktan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I cant imagine that. I can barely swim down to the bottom of a pool without getting scared.
melraelee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is super dangerous. For an intense, nail-biting look at it, watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqLPwJHMM4
called Audrey Mestre - The Truth Behind the Deep
I've watched it twice, about a year apart, and was equally incredibly moved both times.
taste1337 ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't have been a long time ago as ESPN has only been doing 30 for 30 for 6 years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_for_30
ItzInMyNature ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:48:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
6 years is pretty long.
taste1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guess it kinda is all perspective.
kbrad417 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel bad you're getting downvoted for my crappy memory haha.
philenoptera ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:11:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Current record is 214m by Herbert Nitsch. Discipline is called no-limits and allows the diver to use a weighted "sled" to reach descend, then air balloon to ascend rapidly and other aids. Check out the high tech coke bottle he uses to enable filling his mouth air in order to equalise at depths.
His last attempt at 818.6 feet (249.5 meters) didn't go so well due to narcosis will ascending, but he recovered.
Other freediving disciplines are less dangerous and more beautiful, in my opinion. Check out William Trubridge reaching 101m on a single breath, no fins nor other aids.
domostroy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
There are different disciplines. The deepest breath hold dive is around 250m and it's with equipment. Elevator 1m/s down and some kind of inflatable up. They still need to decompress at around 10m. The most pure free diving discipline is without any equipment, not even fins. The records there are of course much less impressive, numbers wise anyway. Freediving is a really beatiful activity, just never do it alone.
altiuscitiusfortius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They have a balloon system with weights, and when something goes wrong the weights drop and the balloons lift them up. They are also attached to a rope, and have a support staff on a boat above. I saw a documentary on it a long time ago. Free dive just means no air tanks.
SWBoards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on which class of freediving. There are a few different disciplines when measuring depth records.
Constant Weight
Constant Weight, No Fins
Free Immersion
Variable Weight
No Limits
The one used to in the record books on the depth records of freedivers is No Limits, in which a sled pulls you to a set depth, and you come up with the help of air. This quite dangerous because at the depths that they go to nowadays, you almost get a intoxicated feeling due to the pressure and lack of O2. The current record for No Limits is 214m. So he would be traveling around 3m a second.
PolishKatie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Free divers usually have a rig setup where a rope pulls/guides them back up to the surface. I know they don't all use this, but I saw a documentary where a woman actually used one that automatically pulled her back up.
somenamehere1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
if its what I recall the person held onto some long ropeish thing that dragged him down and then to go back up there was some automatically inflating balloon looking thing that shot him back up to the surface.
pepperthecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For a non-stop free dive it has to be in one shot. If you breathed any compressed air at the bottom, your lungs would explode on the way back up.
blown-upp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the only assistance they have are:
I'm not sure why they use the guide rope, I imagine it's in case they get disoriented or something
Maddudehahaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a weight that pulls them down to a certain predetermined depth, and then they swim up to the surface. Its dangerous as fuck.
xbunnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A question I have is, doesn't holding your breath when diving underwater collapse your lungs? How does breath hold diving go that deep without suffering issues?
Gurip ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
free dive, no helping up, for to count you have to make it back, its two way trip.
MongoIPA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They super oxygenate their blood with pure oxygen before they do those dives and they follow a rope down and back up and also use fins but that's about it.
Bontje ยท 740 points ยท Posted at 17:15:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/KgL7t
I love comparison charts like that.
This one is my favorite.
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 19:33:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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phoenixprince ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
jkgaspar4994 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The video was in the description for the gifs, so you could have picked either.
escalat0r ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:37:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that certainly helped but it's not always this way, I see just the gifs all the time in /r/interestingasfuck and I just don't get it.
Bontje ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey bro I just found the gif
escalat0r ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:46:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, not directing at you and thanks for providing the source, I did enjoy it! :)
Just don't get why people spend time making someone less intuitive, but maybe others prefer it this way.
PM_ME_SOME_SONGS ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 17:37:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I had no idea some of the ships were that size. When seeing it in a movie or in game it seems a lot smaller.
iLoveSaltAndVinegar ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:55:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was always overwhelmed when the Frigate landed in Halo 3.
ILikeMasterChief ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:09:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And the UNSC Infinity is even bigger than that!
MrBoringxD ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:30:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best game in the series. Just so many epic moments. The nostalgia gets me everytime.
Meto1183 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:46:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, nothing else gave me that sense of wonder i love so much from games
iLoveSaltAndVinegar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Totally agree! Though I never really played the fourth one. =/
TehBigD97 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:21:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely one of the best stories in the series. Hits you in the feels like no Bungie game ever did.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm one of the few people who wasn't really blown away by Halo 3. I think it's the least memorable of the trilogy for me. Good game, but I remember a lot more things from the first two games.
alexmikli ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:32:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At first I was like "Heh that's not that big." and then I was wrong.
Phoojoeniam ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:49:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Am I missing something? I never played Halo 3 but from the YouTube video it looks like you can drive the span of that ship in seconds.
alexmikli ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:50:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I mean it's not Deathstar big but just the speed it comes in makes it look insanely imposing.
Phoojoeniam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah word, yea that would look pretty dope on the big screen
Brayzure ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On average, they're half a kilometer long. At highway speeds you would travel the length of one in 20 seconds.
If size is what you want, look up the UNSC Infinity. It's more than 10x the length. Comparison
ViperhawkZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My personal favourite moment of "oh right, those ships are really big" was the Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm trailer when the battlecruiser crashes. (About two minutes in if anyone wants to skip to it).
Mjt8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What time stamp?
BasqueInGlory ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:49:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They only seem small because they're in space, which is pretty much the biggest thing there is.
Doctah_Whoopass ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:03:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out EvE online, the largest ship is 17km long.
VeriFunni ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:48:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right, but the death star...
anunnaturalselection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The new mothership thingy in Independence Day 2 looks to be tens of thousands of kilometres wide...
-orangejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:28 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No thank you, I would like to keep my life and all my money
Byaaah1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:39:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It kind of blows my mind that the Galactica is bigger than an Imperial Star Destroyer
dunkster91 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ISD length is wrong. Its listed at 1.6km in every instance I can recall. The Victory Star Destroyer is listed at 900m, but the image used in this graphic is of an ISD, and is therefore inaccurate.
Synaps4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Has a lot to do with looking at it in 2d on a small screen.
When I demoed the oculus rift last year they were talking about how one of the most unexpected things about VR is that it makes big objects much more "real" and how much your brain relies on parallax for an impression of size. Like...you only have half your brain telling you "this is really big" from motion alone on the screen, but in VR your parallax neurons are also screaming "holy shit that's big!" and you get a very much stronger reaction.
So a bunch of the games being made with VR have massive cliffs, massive buildings, and massive creatures.
Personally I want an HD-VR remake of shadow of the colossus.
Abomb13 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:00:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was super interesting! I had no idea that the second Death Star was that much bigger than the first.
lotrewill ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:20:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
It's not. Wookiepedia suggests otherwise, that the size listed for the Death Star II is actually 160km, and the original Death Star is smaller at 120km.
edit: formatting, didn't close a parenthesis
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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DPumbliQ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:32:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is established though. The Death Star link he provided leads you to the 'Canon' section. From there you can follow the reference on the Wookieepedia page. The 160km and 120km numbers come from Ultimate Star Wars, a reference book released in April 2015 and a part of the new official Disney canon.
Jungle2266 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never watched Star Wars but know a fair bit from other cultural references and the likes, I'm ashamed to say I've seen shit tons of pics and vids of Death Star II and always assumed it was the aftermath of Luke blowing up the first one. Never realised it was a new one under construction.
Jungle2266 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:40:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No Red Dwarf in there :(
fivefurtrees ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:10:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No Serenity, either :(
jaymzx0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was sad to see it missing. FWIW, Red Dwarf is 10,000m long, 6,500m tall, and 5,000m wide. Or 8,000m long, depending on the episode..
ILikeMasterChief ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:10:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah, Halo.
AdventureCrapitalist ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:27:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username
-orangejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:46 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This got me so pumped, I need to play through the trilogy again.
Jeanpuetz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:04:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, I had no idea that the second death star was so much bigger than the first one!
archimedies ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Loc7qX7FI
That's the source of the video.
TpyoWritr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No Moya or Serenity :-(
How did the Lexx get in there without either of those?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't be happier to see the Starfury in there!
Edit: And a Whitestar! Where's B5 itself?
Tadiken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would have loved to see SC2 things included in that. Like how big is a Leviathan compared to the largest battlecruiser?
chaossabre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
From the SC2 technical manual:
PoonSlayingTank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking cool! Thanks for sharing!
mealymouthmongolian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can somebody explain the size difference between the first and second Death Star? The second one looks so much bigger, but when compared to the forest moon of Endor it doesn't seem that large. Of course I'm basing that assumption on the fact that they originally mistook the first Death Star for a moon itself.
Nihht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They mistook the first one for a small moon. Though it's technically a plot hole, Endor's gravity is about 1g, so it would be safe to assume it's about Earth-sized, aka 12,742 km across. It's not impossible for an Earth-sized body to become a moon of a gas giant, as Endor has. If the second death star is actually 900 km across like the gif says, this shot doesn't look too off if Endor is Earth-sized.
mealymouthmongolian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I actually just delved a bit deeper. . .
According to Wookieepedia Endor was only 4900km in diameter. I wonder if the gif is wrong or if this is a discrepancy in the movies. Growing up I was always under the impression that the Death Star II wasn't really that much bigger.
Nihht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just got corrected in another part of this thread, according to new canon the second Death Star is actually 160 km and the first was only 120. So it all adds up now.
k_dipietro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I've really missed out by not playing Halo all these years.
cclementi6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The millenium falcon is a lot smaller than I thought
chezzitsausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here is a comparison video of different mecha, consisting mainly of anime ones. It's pretty cool to see just how crazy they get, even if you have no idea what any of them are. It also shows some really cool comparisons between things way out there in space.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saw where this was originally posted and I think some people said that this wasn't visually accurate
Flyboy2057 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was in a video posted just a few days ago. Some of the ships are not accurately represented.
Dracarna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh thats one of the worst size comparisons out there, they dont even use canon ships and they leave out load of bigger ships such as dyson sphere which dwarfs the ark.
This is a much better comparison http://dirkloechel.deviantart.com/art/Size-Comparison-Science-Fiction-Spaceships-398790051
vallaths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://htwins.net/scale2/
greatest comparison chart right here.
owarren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This should be a video, not a gif
Shaxys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What do they mean when they put "Borg Cube 3x3x3 m" next to a 10000 meter ship?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I need to play mass effect.
Antebios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can see the reflection of the Battlestar Galactica in the initial TIE fighter.
Dhalphir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized that the second Death Star was THAT much bigger than the first.
CarpeNoctemingAround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, the Death Star 2 is bigger than the first one?
TheAbyssGazesAlso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This keeps getting posted lately, and it shouldn't, it's wrong in several places, and the comparison sizes are all totally out of whack (look at the enterprise, the ships on either side of it are half it's size and double it's size, and yet all 3 are the same size on screen. The death star sizes are totally and utterly wrong, as is the star destroyer. Etc etc. It's AWFUL).
organisedanarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised not to see Red Dwarf in there, it was pretty huge.
RicardoWanderlust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hoping for USS Sulaco :(
JoatMasterofNun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Man, UNSC Frigate looks way too close in size to how the Normandy is portrayed in their respective games.
Edit: UNSC Infinity was further down the line in the second one. But the first one still seems awfully small considering how much ordinance (Pelicans, Scorpions, Warthogs) were on the earlier frigates as well compared to the pittance aboard the Normandy.
Blinklink7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Am disappoint
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alot of that is wrong. Especially the Halo stuff.
[deleted] ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 17:38:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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DoubleUTeeEfff ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:01:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OP never said it was.
CaptainIronBoobs ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 16:41:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
You know I think it speaks volumes about my personality that as I scrolled down to the bottom I was expecting to see, "Half the depth of ur mum's cunt."
kellbyb ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 17:52:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, your understanding of reddit.
ULiopleurodon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:50:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like this version
dyingstar24 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:24:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea why. But this made me feel incredibly uncomfortable.
Stealthy_Bird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I got more nervous the further I scrolled down.
zoraluigi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thalassophobia
Depths and open oceans are terrifying, man.
dyingstar24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap. I had a feeling I had this. The ocean always unsettled me.
Moksu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:18:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic really that deep? Damn
sageDieu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I had always wondered why we haven't had just video cameras and divers inside it or just pulled it back up piece by piece but this explains a lot.
CosmicAnus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/infographics
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After playing SOMA, I generally am amazed how other-wordly the deep is.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:34:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ocean scares me. While we don't know whats in space the fact that our planet is full of a place where we know so little about and is full of all kinds of life which we may have never seen is quite chilling.
ArtisticAquaMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And now it's on my saved list, thanks!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jacques Piccard at the bottom of Marianna's Trench in 1960
trustworthyvigilante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kaiju.
Cantcallit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So. Humans have been to the very lowest point of the ocean?
_Doctor_Teeth_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As far as we know. It's hard to say because we've only explored like 10% of the ocean floor, so there theoretically could be deeper parts we don't know of.
RancidLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was an amazing read, fascinating stuff!
Dlicious11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that's so insane! I didn't realize we had gone down so much farther than the Titanic. I wonder how scary it was down there, if the metal was creaking or if they felt totally safe...
AloversGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I always wondered why they didn't bring up the Titanic yet. Now I know.
ofortuna_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this comforts me
if humans ruin the surface with nukes, that ugly fang fish will still be around to continue living
melapot8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh! New favorite sub. Thanks for sharing this =)
laortiz94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been on reddit for too long... I was expecting a "op's mom's vagina" joke at the end of that chart.
Phylar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2ueggh/wp_instead_of_oceans_they_are_all_big_forests/co7pek5
zapee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lots of water
Itchyusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sperm whale wanna sperm alone
NewSwiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting fact: at the depths of the Mariana trench (pressures of ~ 1000 atm) air would have almost same density as water.
Source: PV = nRT
ashinynewthrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn dude, we went to the moon and did our deepest dive in the 1960's?
hidden_secret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I highly recommend you the documentary Deepsea Challenge 3D, visually it's not the most incredible thing, but it's documenting some incredible feat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love that you can just use the pressure figures to make up for the lack of metric depth units in this graphic.
m0untaingoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking at an infographic like this recently and was marveling at how deep the sperm whale dives, then way lower down there was a Cuvier's Beaked Whale. Sperm whales dive to around 7,400' and Cuvier's whales to 9,800!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm such an idiot.
I saw the titanic and "I was like jeez, I'm surprised it hasn't fallen off that cliff yet."
dividepaths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No Cthulu?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where are the world trade.... oh....
Darkshied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also see /r/thalassophobia
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that's pretty deep.
(GOT EM?)
jayjay81190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/fucktheocean
orcinspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
With how long that image was, I was fully expecting a Dickbutt or something silly at the bottom.
Not sure if I am relieved or disappointed now.
Azaryah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting to see Cthulu at the bottom, or some similar horror
HANDSOMEsalmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're in my saved folder now :)
kelroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested
marshsmellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I'm reading this on mobile and thought this was really impressive. Didn't realise the picture scrolled down!
yowangmang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's incredible to me is the world breath-hold record. Looks like it's around 700 feet. That's a long way down for holding your breath AND swimming downward at the same time.
namtabmai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that chart has something missing
OSuperGuyO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit man, that's deep
medatascientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't seen this, you're gonna love it: http://www.bbc.com/future/bespoke/story/20150306-journey-to-the-centre-of-earth/
skpicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This chart implies that the bottom of the Grand Canyon is 7,000 feet below sea level. False. The highest point of the GC is around 8,000 feet above sea level, and the lowest point is around 2000 feet above sea level. So the canyon is only 6,000 feet deep from highest to lowest points, and that is ALL above sea level.
The lowest point on land is the Dead Sea, which is 1378 feet below sea level.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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funkiestdope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Neat. And terrifiying.
TheGypsyRomBaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This graphic leads me to believe that the fangtooth is several times larger than the titanic.
ZeroDivisorOSRS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for a Meshuggah joke
Curiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Um, does anyone else notice that the picture is moving?
SwansonHOPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is absolutely mind blowing to think that humans have been to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
DragonTamerMCT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is awesome
Vomath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm kinda disappointed there was no dickbutt
GETMONEYGETPAlD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if there's a species living down there that just can't make it up to us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at that made my ears hurt??
SunriseSurprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's like ocean longcat.
pbmainiac3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I liked the graphic like this that has chthulu in it
pirarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too scared to go below 25,000
JulianZ88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting dickbutt at the end.
alexmikli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had the version of this with Cthulhu.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there is something like a "sperm whale" ._.
C_IsForCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as deep as OP's mom's vagina.
DogfaceDino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody please confirm for me that the Deep Sea Giant Isopod is not to scale.
KrishaCZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also /r/thalassophobia
Eatinglue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was a pleasure, thank you very much for this post!
elemexe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for "your moms pussy" to appear that entire time..
swsscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
35,000 ft is 6.6 miles fyi.
Synancia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know, they say so much of the ocean is unexplored, are they talking about the water as well as the ocean floor, or just the ocean floor? If it's the latter that's really impressive.
elev84u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mariana Trench. 6.8 miles deep. That is crazy.
peachesgp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That map where it says "Oceans" might well be the most oddly situated map I've ever come across.
Atomstanley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it include "time needed to boil an egg?"
Darktidemage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how they say "depth sunlight penetrates to"
and then "depth sunlight really penetrates to" is deeper.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cthulhu.
DimShady69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All of these comments are going into my saved section
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have we really gotten all the way down in the marijuana trench with a sub? Or did I interpret the bottom part wrong?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to know how much water there is in the oceans
mattluttrell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is a similar graphic that shows the timeline for dinosaurs and humans.
It puts triceratops closer to us than other well known dinosaurs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
as someone working with crustaceans i appreciate that cute Bathynomus, the guys i work with are free swimming at around 2500-500m (they migrate up at night to eat)
The_Collector4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
2deep4me
MachoNacho95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
if only it was metric..
jest28000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the Navy I used to tell newbies that got nervous when we couldn't see land anymore "Don't worry your never more than 7 miles from land"
satanic_satanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I first noticed how fucking deep the mariana trench is, when i read that it took Piccard ALMOST FIVE HOURS on a rate of 1m/s to descend there.
meatyloaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/sw6B2Ux.jpg Sort of similar to this that puts a perspective on things
mostlyemptyspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow.. So James Cameron went to the very bottom? Dude I have mad respect for him now after seeing this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a sub like that for space stuff?
lunaharvest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite thing now.
haggusmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You may be interested that there is a geological inaccuracy there.
Mid Ocean Ridges which produce the hyrothermal vents, (black smokers) occur at an average of 2100m below sea level, or 7000 feet.
It is possible to get vents at other depths though: hotspots or subduction zones. But mid-ocean ridges are at a pretty uniform depth, and are a massive feature of the Atlantic and East Pacific. I just wanted to point out that undersea volcanoes are half as deep than on the image. But they put a shark at 7000ft instead, which is also a bit bizarre for the info-graphic.
TheRealJonag ยท 3636 points ยท Posted at 17:13:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://i.imgur.com/vjwuIoS.gifv
lunchbox86 ยท 660 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
haha the punch in to his smile makes that. Wonderful.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:51:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed it. Does.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I find the 'cut closer to something' edit to be extremely funny for some reason.
red_pimp69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awh deleted :(
Leporad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:08:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's deleted?
taco_tuesdays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
YOU, FOOL
PseudoArab ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 19:34:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
That shit-eating grin is the cherry on top.
rslake ยท 931 points ยท Posted at 18:46:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In case anyone's not sure how this was done, he is sitting sideways. The camera is turned sideways as well.
I know it's pretty obvious, but there's always that one redditor who can't figure it out, so I figured I'd comment as a public service to them. You know who you are.
anaalius ยท 405 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dont listen to this, its obviously magic!
K3R3G3 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:11:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not mutually exclusive.
Gravity IS magic.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:51:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:36:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You might enjoy this
K3R3G3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but most bosses are immune to it, so it's not that helpful. I guess it's only fair, not a whole lotta point if you can just cast Demi at the beginning of the fight and it's already half over.
Dabearzs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His nose though
NightHawkRambo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizzurd 'arry!
dpenton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"There's NO such thing...as...MAGIC!"
ymOx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I bet it's magnets.
ExtraCheesyPie ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:37:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how there's a bunch of stuff clipped on to give the illusion of it being vertical.
mbardoo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:57:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks on behalf of that one redditor who is not me
Randomtime471 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:12:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
how do you sit sideways?
rslake ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:37:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I suspect that he's either got a board that he's lying sideways on but which is covered by his shirt or that he's simply worked a lot on his core strength and he's holding himself straight out sideways. It's not a super long gif, so that second option is feasible, but my guess would be that he's just got a board.
Randomtime471 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ah i see, thanks for explaining
KThxBaiNao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a bit of the board in the shot, and you can see where his shirt is pressed against it.
DatPiff916 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:33:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Drink lean, listen to DJ Screw.
Report back with results.
the_omega99 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:30:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No need to spread misinformation dude. It's clearly a limited area gravity manipulator.
Bojangly7 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:37:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's easy to tell if you look at his mouth. It's hanging open more on the left side. Also, when he smiles he tilts his neck to put some strain off of it.
0go ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:31 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's also easy to tell if you look at the liquid flying sideways
Jondayz ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:24:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Overwritten
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:27:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly the glass is made of a material that is magnetic to Diet Pepsi.
TheWorldInsideMyHead ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:18:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew it tasted funny. How dare they put god damn magnets in my Pepsi and call it "diet".
Matti_Matti_Matti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pepsi is full of iron, so not an unreasonable hypothesis.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:20:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well today there's two
Frostiestone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not that guy today, but will eventually be that guy. Thank you for your service.
andthendirksaid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now I wanna see that and it's now gone.
rslake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/vjwuIoS.gifv
Ask and ye shall receive.
MonKeySexMachine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But...but...how does his tie stay?
nllpntr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong. He is actually hanging upside-down, with a powerful fan positioned out of frame.
Rysmoosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is my buddy, he's actually a wizard
Shaggyv108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how u can kinda see his face being pulled down by gravity
Tommy2255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Could have been done a lot easier with a greenscreen.
as_one_does ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but why does he look like a potato?
therealhlmencken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
but what about the indiana jones picture? how'd he do that, green screen maybe.
rslake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it's pretty easy to hang pictures sideways. A lot of frames have hooks on more than one side so that they'll work with either portrait or landscape format pictures. Just put the poster in, and hang it by the side hooks instead of the top ones.
benicetogroupies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What I wanna know is how he kept the pepsi from pouring out from the start. Probably a valve
rslake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it's anything that complicated. Like I said on another comment, I doubt the can starts out 100% full, and he's got it tilted a little upwards (towards the right side of the screen) at the beginning. Also, you can see him rotate the can a bit to bring the hole around to a lower position.
benicetogroupies ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:48:50 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dont act like youre an expert because you noticed he was sitting sideways dipshit
xternal7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ADMIN HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
alphamale006 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I thought but at the start of the gif why isn't it pouring out? It looks like it should
rslake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it starts out 100% full, and he's got it tilted a little upwards (rightwards). You can see that it starts pouring a little before he expected it to, and a little further out than he thought it would. Also you can see that his face is kinda sagging to the left, his smile looks crooked and his right cheek looks swollen. It's similar to how Penn and Teller look in this clip, which is a similar effect (though they're fully upside-down, so they look more pronouncedly weird).
alphamale006 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Forgot to consider a half filled can, good catch
vanasbry000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The face sag was what made it great.
AveragelyGreat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:13:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know exactly how he's doing it, but when I think about it makes me confused whether I really do
backstept ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:33:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of the tilted room sketches
vonHindenburg ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:59:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kid, stop spending money on gravity generators and get some bloody dental work done!
sidownbusdriver ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:03 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's dressed like he's going to a taping of America's Funniest Home Videos.
Thatseemsright ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks so satisfied with himself.
joe-ducreux ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is in desperate need of "Deal with it" sunglasses
ThugLifeNewShit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hmmm
specopsjuno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Myes...
K3R3G3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Evident Gravity.
itsmountainman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks so proud
DeadSaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been looking for this for months since it was posted, thanks man, This is likely my favorite gif ever.
Greenhound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=gv2f6nH&v=3MUGAxpI0Bc&s=3
Dungeon_Of_Dank_Meme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like Cook from Skins, but a lot younger.
take_this_username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Naver seen this before. It is amazing. Thanks.
poiuytrewq3042 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well just fuck me sideways!
XXHavana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
r/reversegifs
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin Chad man
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:12:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wtf hahahaha
UndisputedGold ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
source?
ThatGuyNobodyKnows ยท 5353 points ยท Posted at 15:16:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I love this one
toupeira ยท 630 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
โ Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
opopkl ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:52:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Martin Amis book called Time's Arrow that describes a doctor who injected corpses in the war and bought them back to life. I had to keep flipping my mind back and forth so much reading that book that I sometimes had difficulty remembering if it was morning or evening.
USOutpost31 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:14:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have nit read a single Amis book and I need to.
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:21 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you tell your head lice to read a book?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:58:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is one of my favorite passages of any book I've ever read. Humorous but incredibly poignant.
LordoftheSynth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:26:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Take war. War is a wonderful thing here! In fifty years time, the second world war will start -- backwards! Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich, and bog off back to Austria!"
โ Kryten, Backwards
kittens_4_breakfast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:36:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aw yesss, I'm reading it right now
KastaBortAvUppenbar ยท 3637 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/MenacingImpressiveHoneybadger
StarForge ยท 590 points ยท Posted at 19:19:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There has to be subreddit for this lmao
VonJoakim ยท 1076 points ยท Posted at 19:24:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ReversedRescueGIFS/
JWson ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 21:12:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These gifs are all hilarious, though the endings always make me sad.
aidsaol ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:30:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the funniest thing to me is their names, "MenacingImpressiveHoneyBadger"
kenish25 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:57:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thats a gfycat thing for example: http://gfycat.com/DelayedArtisticGuppy
boredtacos19 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:01:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/FatWhoppingDikDik
PyrokidSosa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:30:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lmfao never thought I'd see this here. K9 with the salty pop-off loool
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:02:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hoooly shit I forgot about that gif.
SoldatPixel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's just as amazing as the name
SpaceMonkey_Mafia ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:59:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Trending tomorrow
CaptMerrillStubing ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:53:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I had no idea it was reversed, I thought it was going to be off-the-charts cruel.
SO RELIEVED!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:26:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every last one of these is fucking golden.
slackerwill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:39:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My wife just walked in on my watching GIFS from this sub. Laughing so hard I'm crying. Tried to explain what was going on and couldn't get through a sentence without giggling uncontrollably. She just shook her head and walked away.
Thank you! Needed that!
Jaysus273 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you enjoyed it so much!
die247 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:49:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is also us over at r/reverseanimalrescue ;)
taulover ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Way more recent activity there, it seems.
histofafoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ofcoursethatsathing
luckygazelle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man that was brilliant!
TheNerdySimulation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna say r/sadisticgifs, but that works too.
marshsmellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Glorious!
Power_Snatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is among the saddest things I've ever seen
Flappach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
Jaysus273 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Moderator here, thanks for the appreciation! The big spike in users has motivated me to improve the subreddit.
jake_eric ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:33:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reverseanimalrescue
NicoAtWar ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reversegif
reganthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reversegif
hackermango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the more prominent subreddit is r/reverseanimalrescue
Horg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/stuffingcatsintocars/
ForceGauge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reversegif
WattledPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thank god I was getting pissed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ayy
CrabbyBlueberry ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 20:15:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a catalytic converter.
VerbableNouns ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:01:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It really makes the engine purr.
Do_You_Compute ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:04:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
urg. have my upvote.
ihadanamebutforgot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf that doesn't look anything like a catalytic converter.
Oh, puns...
broadwayallday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i have a friend that calls catalytic converters "cadillac converters" who i have never corrected
B14CK0UT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is underrated, the pun is strong with this one.
CrabbyBlueberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Timing is everything. I was 90 minutes late to the show, so most people missed my comment.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:52:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
just installing my cat here
falkous ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:23:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fuckin dying here
bobbyb1996 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:45:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Should I call an ambulance?
nivekpsycic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:47:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one just keeps on giving
Deadringer14 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:46:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck this cat"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:20:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
looks like something straight out of of Mad Max
ItsJustJoss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:04:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best file name I have ever seen. "Menacing Impressive Honey Badger"
Wolfie141 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:36:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You obviously have never seen http://www.gfycat.com/FatWhoppingDikDik
ItsJustJoss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Im not sure which is better, the title, or the clip o.o
Tylerjb4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
O my god imagine if they had been driving and hit a bump
kkehoe5 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:14:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif needs to end with footage of a car going through a shitload of bumps.
Artemis2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Immediately looked for this when I saw the parent's gif
lhedn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:02:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best gif ever!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Expected a menacing impressive honey badger. Extremely disappointed.
STIPULATE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
It's an upgrade from Starburn's design
1moe7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that. I just had the best laugh I've had in a while and now I'm crying.
the-ace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My wife didn't like it one bit.
Dasan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when humans can work together towards a common goal!
jojo32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I did not realize this was reversed. I was seriously wtf'ing.
kazooie5659 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this so funny, I feel like an awful person but I'm laughing so hard
featherfall13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was sincerely concerned for that cat at first
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I started getting pissed for a second before I figured out what was going on.
aaronaapje ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice and clean install of the purrspension.
IwillNoComply ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
only on the 3rd viewing i realized that there is no reason for the cat to be inserted into the tube so calmly. yes i am high.
CptBurbagio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf is that contraption anyway? This kind of shit gives me nightmares. The only conscious being I would ever want to see face such a thing is the one who inflicts it on another.
Edit: I have realized that perhaps the cat climbed in there by its own harebrained volition.
palindromic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These new kitten shock absorbers can absorb 30% more shocks.. and are 100% cuter than your stock springs.
ReadySetGonads ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Make the engine purr"
"Say no more"
hannibalhooper14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best Gfy Name ever.
alienpirate5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just installing my new cat
tperera1122 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You cat was successfully installed sir
dalocoqbano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was laughing so hard right now thank you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
aaand the cat is installed. no need to pay a mechanic for that - just order the parts and DIY!
Chazzey_dude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Just gonna put you yeah there ya go just put you in there excellent great now I'm just placing you in here nice and carefully great and there ya go"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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aahrg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing the cat crawled it's way in and couldn't get out
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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jmblur ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:47:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Very likely it got in there by itself. Cats are great at getting themselves in situations they can't extricate themselves from.
Displayed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know the back story on this one?
KastaBortAvUppenbar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All I know is they found a cat like that and saved it.
Chavezz13 ยท 515 points ยท Posted at 16:56:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Idk what else to say besides I love this
VonJoakim ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:25:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ReversedRescueGIFS/ for more of this
Chavezz13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Only things like that are things on reddit.
eddy5791 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for bringing this sub into my life.
likeabosstroll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Teamwork.
NeokratosRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reverseanimalrescue is the closest thing to this !
LRedditor15 ยท 298 points ยท Posted at 17:14:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This took me a while to actually realise what's going on.
Henrysugar2 ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 17:27:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Pls explain
Edit: my internet was bad so I only saw the first frame, not the whole gif. But thank y'all for explaining
dspman11 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 17:33:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a gif of people lifting a car to save someone but reversed so it looks like they're lifting it to put the poor guy under it
LRedditor15 ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 17:32:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought they were putting the man under the car so that he'll burn to death.
Instead, the gif is them taking the man out from under the car but reversed.
Mofoe_Cake ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That guy is my friend's ex boyfriend. It's always weird to see posts about that incident.
film_composer ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:08:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How badly was he injured?
ILiveInAMango ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:35:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They knocked the guy out and then they put him under a burning car. What's not to understand?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's in reverse.
superdan267 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this video is where I first found about that clip.
If you have time, pls watch the whole video, it's pretty powerful
DemandsBattletoads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC, this car accident occurred outside the business building at Utah State.
Mrfancypants24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't see it
Linearts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're putting a girl who died in a drunk driving accident under a flaming car to save her parents from having to find out she was being irresponsible. Personally I think they should've just told the truth but it's just a sad situation either way.
defectiveawesomdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh no its a reversed gif of people rescuing a guy trapped under a car
Linearts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you watch the timestamp in the original video very carefully, you can clearly see that it's being played forwards.
/s
bluemercurypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Captain, please
DiverseMiniMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still dont know whats going on
Raving_Ape ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 17:56:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"It's just a prank bro"
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:52:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Habe you seen a prank pls?
Greshkarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
GONE SEXUAAAAAAL
PwnStrike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ey b0ss
VanGoghingSomewhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I said "you got punked" and he didn't even get it
Rekz160 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a social experiment dude!"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:34:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HA GOTEEM
jumanjiwasunderrated ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:43:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in red v-neck wants so badly to help but has no clue what to do.
HungoverHero777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you like that, I also recommend r/reverseanimalrescue.
AceHyzer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened right outside my office at Utah State University. One of my old professors was the one who hit the dude. The guy did make a full recovery though!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The power of a labor union.
InsaneZee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reversedgifs join us
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the Bill Hicks bit on the Rodney King tape:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfZXjvnEgE#t=1m10s
SantagetoutClause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reversedrescuegifs
stands_on_big_rocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, lol. That is a good one.
g1i1ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how it's the cop who's doing the least amount of effort.
savemejebus0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I laughed too hard at that.
DennyCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This describes my life
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
smj135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why does the file name say jpg, but it's moving as a gif? What sorcery is this?
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to post this same gif! Makes me laugh every time, I love it.
nikkicocoa7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I used to know this girl named amanda
androgynousandroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If I'm ever unconscious, squashed and burnt, I hope a load of strangers don't drag me across a stretch of tarmac.
FINDTHECOMPUTERROOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ROASTE
D
Swarles_Stinson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/6OwMbR5
NitemaresEcho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one always shows up in this thread and I love it every time!
KPFakeaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cried laughing at that
joZeizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That cop want doing shit to help, he was obviously in the way.
nidnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably a corpse of someone who just died. While I agree backward stuff can be fun I somehow find this video a bit morbid. And maybe a bit sad.
Demi_Bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I took me forever to figure out this was backwards! I'm like, WTF are they doing!? What sick torture machine is this!?
AngryRoboChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The lady walking backwards made it a bit too obvious
altacbori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL animated jpg is a thing.
unculturedyouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So good I had to save it
techpoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This happened literally feet from my dorm room
USOutpost31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how it's a good deed, so you feel free to say "You get back under that burning car, we all think", and still feel good about it.
i-get-stabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
12 - 15 min or until golden brown
pmarini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Dannovision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime.....every single damn time I laugh.....then it loops and I laugh again.
kittens_4_breakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No limit to what we can accomplish with teamwork :)
Iamfrontosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you reverse that it will look like they are saving his life
AmericanFromAsia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whoosh?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Rointhepro12 ยท 5124 points ยท Posted at 14:57:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/258w8s/what_is_a_story_you_have_been_dying_to_tell/chex9eq
EDIT: For all asking about whether they met: they did https://www.reddit.com/r/Ulyssesbucketlist/comments/25yst9/ulysses_bucket_list_amanda_update/
EDIT 2: I feel flattered for the thanks and all guys, but you should direct it to the man who shared the story first, /u/Yoinkie2013. I'm just a teenager circulating the story for newer redditors
Texan_Steak_Buffet ยท 480 points ยท Posted at 15:20:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did the end up meeting via skype?
TheSilence13 ยท 792 points ยท Posted at 16:57:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. It was her
AnAnonymousFool ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 18:54:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What are their kids names now?
TheSilence13 ยท 281 points ยท Posted at 18:55:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC, they didn't hook up or anything, she had a bf i think, and was also a Jehovah's witness, so i think they just stayed friends? Idk
AnAnonymousFool ยท 844 points ยท Posted at 18:57:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather believe that they are happily married.
ryanmich ยท 306 points ยท Posted at 18:59:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's the ending I am going to remember.
NaughtyGaymer ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You have to read Ulysses to remember first though.
bumblebeebeauty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly speaking, I've been wanting to read that book for a very long time. It has been on my bucket list since time immemorial.
Jerlko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's really fucking good. Finnegans Wake too. And the short stories, Araby is my favourite.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How does it compare to War and Peace, which was a joy to breeze through, even though my copy didn't translate the French, and/or Gravity's Rainbow, which I've been reading for 5 years and can't seem to finish?
yolocaustnvrhappened ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:57:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They had a child and named him Ulysses! What a world!
princesskate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A son Ulysses and a daughter Ella.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:36:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
let's pretend they got married. that was the final ending.
Ohrion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's great that they got married and had 2 1/2 kids together.
fullonrantmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why there always got to be dick involved, reddit?
mainvolume ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:42:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Until they have 3 kids and he works long hours and they get sick of each other and she fools around with an ex and he fucks a hooker and they divorce and have to swap the kids around every weekend. Yeah, fun ending.
Or they can be just friends who both bettered each other's lives.
Padmerton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:33:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's no proof that they're not happily married.
KJ6BWB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the thing about being an adult. You can be friends with people who don't share your values, that you'd never marry, but who nonetheless are your good friends. :)
VanillaDong ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:30:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They should fuck at least.
Gnux13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like the babies version the best. Do ya hear me?!
balanced_view ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:14:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He probably decided to just stay the fuck away from her and not bother finishing Ulysses.
pirarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
James and Joyce.
vermiculus ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:30:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty incredible, dude.
TheSilence13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know. Beautiful story
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:03:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feels like she didn't think that meeting was as significant as OP did.
TheSilence13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Me too
Siziph ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:40:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The power of reddit. It's amazing.
potatoesarenotcool ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:58:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Remember that time we caught the Boston bomber? Amazing.
rethardus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Remember the time we downvote people because their opinions differ? Also very amazing.
Nancapo ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 17:06:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Apperantly yes. He said it in his edit and posted somewhat of a proof.
jaejae26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wwwhhhaaatttt
Eyezupguardian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
where was the proof?!
psnanda ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:03:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/5WRnn14
Is here. She sent him an email
StoicElephant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's terrible proof lol.
MyPaynis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see anywhere that they met at all other than an email exchange. Do you have a link saying different? OP didn't post anything that said they met.
_pls_respond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, just an email.
Probably written by the same guy pretending he knew her in that thread just to fuck with OP.
Gunnar123abc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am convinced it is all fake, at least the "Amanda" who apparently only can email and cancels skype, I really think it is that guy that deleted his account. He is just some creep
[deleted] ยท 2549 points ยท Posted at 15:04:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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xmagicx ยท 739 points ยท Posted at 16:38:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was pretty cool. Thanks for the thread so I got to experience that
StuBenedict ยท 534 points ยท Posted at 17:40:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. This guy has written a lot of stories.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Yoinkie2013?sort=top
GuidedBySteven ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:19:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people on reddit do this. You can tell they're just practicing their creative writing - it can get a bit uncomfortable to read. Especially when they include a ton of exact dialogue that they have apparently remembered word-for-word.
ctindel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:05:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
More like he's testing an idea for a movie. With Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore!
Erochimaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:35 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Make it a love triangle with Ben Stiller
ctindel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:57 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're both rabbis?
Erochimaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:12 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That makes it only more interesting
Thomas__Covenant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:27:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's unfortunate, but I believe very little what I read on reddit. Doesn't matter the sub, could be /r/science or /r/askreddit.
Count_Schlick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:02:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
If more people treated all of reddit as a source for writing prompts, it could make the site a more fantastic place, in every sense of the word. I cannot decide whether that would be a good or a bad thing.
xx2Hardxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/writingprompts
dis_is_my_account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who's to say they remember it word for word? They can fill in the blanks of what it was most likely that they said.
VinDoctor21 ยท 452 points ยท Posted at 19:46:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, unfortunately it seems to be just that. I wish I didn't stumble upon this particular comment, but I did.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/258w8s/what_is_a_story_you_have_been_dying_to_tell/chf3wds
[deleted] ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 22:02:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Yoinkie2013 ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 23:06:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Haha yup, it's me on highdeas as well. It was a cool site to post whatever is on your mind and I used to write on it quite a bit for a few years before Reddit. Unfortunately that website has long since died so I usually just hang iut on Reddit.
leavingplatoscave ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 23:15:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit! he's here guys. So are you still on that final 30 pages dude?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:32:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How awkward was that email exchange? It seems like it wasn't as much as a big deal for Amanda as it was for you.
devonm2000 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:12:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still talk to Amanda?
lecollectionneur ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:23:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have you tagged as "that guy with incredible stories who used to smoke weed"
Rointhepro12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for writing the story. You have inspired many people to go out of their comfort zone and talk with strangers just by sharing the story
CarpeNoctemingAround ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me you married that woman!
TiberiCorneli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did you finish that book yet?
DarkBlaze99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why did it take so long to read 30 pages?
VinDoctor21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great work! I wasn't sure either way, but now I'm thinking you're right here. Like I said elsewhere, it wouldn't have taken anything away from the story even if it were fake. The fact that he was able to connect with the girl after the fact it's the least important part of the post
joshualan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good shit, man!
pessimistic_platypus ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:19:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ehhh...
I'm not sure what I'll believe, but the two posters have the same name.
It's entirely possible that he saw it, so he went back to a blog he had once written and copied it over.
Maybe, maybe not.
VinDoctor21 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:31:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I agree
pessimistic_platypus ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:35:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.
As a third option, it was his story, and it really happened, but he didn't update it because he thought he could get more karma this way. :P
GuttersnipeTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well the only other option is he is an impaster and lookin to hook up with some girl that is completely foreign to him in every way except for the one time he read the story and what he knows from the story (which would technically be everything except for the details of the sky train conversation). So im guessing its just him one another account. Some people just have a bad habit of making diff passwords all the time instead of making their password the same word or series of words and just changing the digits on it for different things. Example: bob123 for gmail and bob213 for yahoo. The amount of people who change their passwords completely are just as insane as the guy who invented the automatic transmission if you ask me.
VinDoctor21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You bring up a relevant point though. Somewhere it was said the girl was a bit skeptical to make contact because she had a problem with a stalker.... But that's tinfoil hat territory
dporiua ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to just forget reading your comment.
Ravor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I wish I can but I hope this is someone history
Yoinkie2013 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:07:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That highdeas account is mine as well! Used to write on that website before the days of Reddit. Unfortunately that site has gone to shit.
VinDoctor21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:15:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well hot damn, the man himself!
Sideshowcomedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have an update to this story? Ever meet her in person again?
ChaosPheonix11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What happened with you and that Amanda girl?
ThatBriandude ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:38:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look at both usernames. It was him.
VinDoctor21 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:30:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, from reading what others have said I'm not sure. It's pretty easy to add numbers at the end of a username. Very easily could be the same guy though, too. The part that I'm hung up on is that he said he was going to start reading the last 30 pages of the book two years before he posted the same story on reddit.
However, the thread was just asking for stories. He might have forgotten to edit that part, but he then said in the update that was linked he thought it was "beautiful that neither of them have actually accomplished their challenge." So, that just seems fishy. Again, could still be completely true. Maybe he wrote the story the first time and decided he wanted to cling onto the last 30 pages for a bit longer and just never went back.
Regardless, I think the message portrayed is just as valuable.
alexshatberg ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:55:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The dates still match though, when asked which year that happened in he replied 2000. So 50/50, believe what you will.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's absolute bullshit myself, but it's a nice story.
PantheraAtrox ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:52:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao that story wasn't even believable. It reads like an indie movie, poor writing and all.
-Frank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean wouldn't it be more realistic written poorly? Since its supposed to be an average guy's writting. Im not trying so say its real btw.
Diabeetush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's definitely written that way and not so much like someone genuinely trying to tell a story about a major life event. I'll call it fake until otherwise proven, but a semi-entertaining story nonetheless. Knowing it's probably, most likely fake really takes away from the whole thing, though.
onlyFPSplayer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:21:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Of course it was fake, I'm kinda happy tho. Started to get angry that this guy had such an unbelievably awesome and romantic story while my life is boring af.
Pick-me-pick-me ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:40:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I once gave an Indian guy directions on the train in Paris when we were visiting there. It was for the Palace at Versailles.
We were a 10 minute walk from Versailles. About an hour later I see him walk upto the large gate and he saw me and thanked me. When In reality I probably sent him the wrong way and wasted an hour of his time.
true story bro
GuttersnipeTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wish my life stories were boring af honestly. Its not fun dwelling on as much as I dwell on.
Happy_Bucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
):
suicideposter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People do a lot of crazy things for the fake internet points.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, Reddit just worsens my trust issues :/
ronaldo119 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
well he's been stuck on the last 30 pages of the book for 12 years so I don't know why another two years makes it not feasible.
JonFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
well shit
DaiLiGuy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:34:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So... it wasn't actually him? It wasn't true?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:39:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it's all fake.
I am ThatGuyWhoAte and lied for karma. He had to just go along with it because I didn't give an email or anything. So it's all a hoax.
Pinapplxpress ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:35:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's a big fat phony!
I wish the story was true it was so nice
-Iamabeautifulperson ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:21:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He seems very down to earth. I feel he is the man I will always aspire to be, but will never become.
ToastNomNomNom ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
JewCFroot ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:15:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I read this at the right time.
Laozi quotes and taoism have always interested me, but I think I needed to hear that right now (got a lot going on).
Thank you.
Blaiiz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same here bro, hope you get it together!
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:40:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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KIVA_12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down. He's just admiring another man's character. Nothing wrong with that.
singlerainbow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:27:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah stories. That whole thing seemed fake as fuck. How are so many people believing this? And the guy who commented knew a girl with a similar story. What story? That over a decade ago she met a person on a train and talked for an hour? And she apparently tells this story enough that friends know it too? What the fuck, come on.
NoHearts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like to believe that even if it was only a story, and even if it is quite obvious that it isn't true, people like to believe in happy endings. Our lives are so full of shit that when something beautiful comes along we want to believe it's true. It may be fake in the sense that it didn't happen in real life, but it made a lot of people feel better, if only for a little while.
A story doesn't have to be true to hold value, and we shouldn't discard everything that isn't strictly true. Lies can be used to tell the truth, and truth can be used to tell lies. Just some food for thought.
lifesapizza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why is everyone in this thread so wise? Could all his stories be fake? Sure. And anyone who wants to find that out should go right ahead. But in this case, it being fake wouldn't change what I got out of it. I think as long as we don't go worshiping/killing people in the main Yoinkie we should all be good on this one.
This story by him really did me in.
smokemonmast3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He was pretty big on highdeas back when the site was actually thought provoking as well (assuming this is the same yoinkie)
SummerFloyd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the same yoinkie, down below in his original comment thread, he mentioned he writes for a blog. I'm inclined to believe this story is true, but I don't know. Still a great story though, whether real or not.
smokemonmast3r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the writing style really seems similar, makes me happy, the dude is a great, thought provoking story teller and it's awesome I found some of his shit again!
EggTee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The premise of that site is pretty hilarious. I like it.
smokemonmast3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, but it used to have some real deep stuff, and now it's mostly just puns and dumb jokes, not saying that those are bad, but sometimes I want to rip a bong and have my mind blown
tastar1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
even if it is made up, the Ulysses bucket list is a dope idea.
FRUIT_FETISH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I recognize most of them! He seems interesting, I write screenplays and I get inspired when I read his stories.
Licard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
his sub
FakingFad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Living bard
garyzxcv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I call bullshit. And the account telling about Amanda has been deleted......??
Shiniholum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's probably my favorite user.
DianaDoesWonders ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you want to read more of his awesome stories, check his subreddit over at /r/occasionallyoccupied.
AlonzoCarlo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
man I'm so glad I opened this thread just because of this story
I was so happy when he actually met her trough reddit, cause I was thinking about how maybe someone from reddit might know her while I read the whole thing
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ madster-the-great ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Woah
valiant1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yonkie's interview in the official Reddit podcast:
https://soundcloud.com/upvoted/018-the-longest-way-round-is-the-shortest-way-home
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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valiant1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He was the one interviewed in the podcast. Pls look at the link next time.
Andre_Young_MD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yoinkie2013 is interviewed on the Upvoted podcast
castmemberzack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit has a way with doing super cool things. This community, though an angry mob sometimes, can also be an angelic userbase.
delicious_grownups ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like a better person for having read that
alejodp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is. This post has lead me to many awesome other posts. Thanks OP!
d1770 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know if I should've cried, laughed, or just been astounded. So I experienced them all.
MrTruffleButter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It made me throw up in my mouth a little.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should read more.
ctindel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Like what?
Becbec3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mee to, holy shitballs.
Free_Joty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You need to read more things, dawg
clancy6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was really fucking gay.
BitchinTechnology ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:14:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can you summarize it? thats a lot of text
๐๏ธ madster-the-great ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You have to read it to truly get it. Basically this guy met a girl a while ago and she left an impact on him
tsuyaka ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I share the same opinion, i found it so amazing i've read the entire story probably 3 or 4 times when it appears in some comment!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not gonna lie. I was expecting some tree fiddy ending
K_Click_D ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:00:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is incredible, one of the best things I've ever read.
peon2 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 17:11:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing that some random dude knew her as well, but I was still really disappointed reading that and it not having a Loch Ness monster in it.
plazmablu ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:42:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Loch Ness monster meme is just annoying IMO. Can't stand it.
Aquilon97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your just annoyed because you didn't get your tree fiddy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I Know. Like wtf I hope for loch Ness stories and rambling off topic instead of a genuine story now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I'm not the only one here smelling some severe bullshiting on that beautiful story.
Randyy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or jumper cables.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:47:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Incredible. Thanks!
Dubbx ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:48:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
Pikalika ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Almost every night, ever since 14.11.2011 when I joined Reddit, I browse this site for an hour or so before I fall asleep. 99.9% of the time I regret it in the morning because I just wasted an hour of sleep, but 0.01% of the times it's totally worth it. This is one of those times, you just changed my life
Rointhepro12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I didn't exactly change your life. You should thank /u/Yoinkie2013
Pikalika ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It might have been /u/Yoinkie2013 's story and experience, but I've read this thread tonight, your comment is the one who showed me the story. You had just as much impact as he did
peanut_monkey_90 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:18:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was it the right Amanda???
MiguelSalaOp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
peanut_monkey_90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cool! Couldn't tell from the comment thread...
valiant1337 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For those that aren't aware of him on the Officia Upvoted Podcast:
https://soundcloud.com/upvoted/018-the-longest-way-round-is-the-shortest-way-home
paul_33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:13 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well no one listens to that so...
valiant1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:40 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
but it is related
shadeslayer539 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did they ever figure out if it was the same girl? I couldn't find an answer in the thread.
Rointhepro12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They did https://www.reddit.com/r/Ulyssesbucketlist/comments/25yst9/ulysses_bucket_list_amanda_update/
my_first_rodeo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps reading that
To be honest, I came here expecting some quality porn
Rointhepro12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are some below
TravelerHD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Aww, reminds me of my own Amanda situation. Wasn't nearly as life changing, but the short story is that I too really hit it off with a girl named Amanda who I only met once (technically twice) and never saw again. I think it might be for the better that we never stayed in touch, but four years later I still think of her often. I never got along with anyone else as instantly as I did with her.
Glad this guy had a happy(ish) ending to his story. I know how good the closure must feel.
cappo40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:55 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been a while since you posted this, but thank you, that was a superb story.
anunnaturalselection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Slightly relevant question, is the book worth reading?
jokzard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes for bragging rights
Jerome92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing
Rilezz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awww...he deleted his comments :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw "homeless 15 year old girl" and "British Columbia" I thought it was gonna be the girl's perspective from the guy who saved a homeless girl while daytripping in Vancouver
omanos96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is absolutely incredible. Did they ever end up meeting in person after?
BiscuitOfLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh damn, that was over a year ago and they are still riding that train made of reddit gold to this day!
Voltron_McYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading that before it had gold, I'm glad I went and read it again. Not only had I forgotten the lessons, but I missed the beautiful reunion story. Thanks for sharing.
LacrosseForDays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely being added to my favorites
throwawaycompiler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's a classic. Love that one.
OranReilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This made me so happy. What an amazing story, that could be a movie.
Coliinnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Mind blowing how stuff like this happens.
Summort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I usually dont read very long texts on reddit because im too lazy but this one really got me.
lessmiserables ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am not opinionated about many things, but suggesting to someone that they should read Ulysses is a war crime.
That book fucking sucks.
Leobreacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My lord. That was amazing.
TheLeopardColony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit has ruined me, I read all of that and got to the end like "yeah, where's the punchline?"
HarrysDa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
my heart literally felt like it skipped a beat there
n_jacat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Meta
Boobr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That made me so happy on the inside and i don't even know why.
mydogbuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is an amazing post. Thanks for sharing. I feel inspired
Flawed_L0gic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is so incredibly touching, beautiful, and inspiring. I can't go on reddit anymore today, nothing can top that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe.
notquiteotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit!
rayquazarocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This wins. Holy shit.
The_Entineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, but I wanted them to get married!
@Disney; when are you buying reddit?
ionised ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, this would've been my answer as well. Fucking epic story.
cheats47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember listening to that on Upvoted. One of my favorite stories.
TatteredMonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of Forrest Gump. Sounds like it could potentially be made into a movie
TurtleSayuri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm crying.
CynicalDroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So beautiful dammit.Gave me the feels.
singlerainbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit
Amadeushu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that was cute, what an impact from a stranger. Hopefully OP got the call :)
Rustythepipe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Time needed to boil an egg?
titopk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. amazing, thank you for shared this story i didnt read the last year, this came in the best perfect time that i need things like this to stay grown up.
NGU-Ben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was really hoping he'd end it by saying he married her. Damn it.
Spamakin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this is awesome
amphetaminesfailure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There were definitely cell phones in 2003.
I was in high school, and 90% of teenagers had a cell phone back then.
gooneyleader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Only guilded 19 times.
Omnomnomnivor3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guess it's time I talk to strangers
hahawellshoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not gonna lie I got kind of emotional over this. So very beautiful
ExtraAnchovies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was great! Thanks for sharing. I don't know how that one got by me.
Pedollm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Just gonna say dude. Thanks for making me read it.
Take42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man that made me tear up just reading it, I'm so happy right now.
DroidLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did they actually meet since I can't find any proof in that thread that they did? It would make an already amazing story even more amazing.
That_is_Deep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
19 golds for a fraud, then a gold for reposting the fraud...
WhitePawn00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
omg I didn't know they finally found each other! So Awesome!
Youreprobablygay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome
fffiiiyyaah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first time I've ever cried on reddit. Legitimate tears....feels bro....
CoolHeadedLogician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i'm not a weepy guy, but fucking waterworks man
crewchief535 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just saved your save. Thanks for posting that. It gave me a little more hope for the human race.
Lasagnahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome
Bakerfamily01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit man. Damn random links on reddit always making me cry and my nose runny. Freaking all the time.
SupaaNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That mail looks like a total scam XD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would save it, but I don't need to because everyone else has.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Crunketh was there Reddit 2014 I guess?
Crunketh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was there 2014, can confirm.
mackrenner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is such a good idea for how to jazz up your life.
imstaceysdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That poor clam.
Mujesus-Christ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It wouldn't let me upvote it... Why did you do this Reddit? It was so beautiful. I'm literally crying tears of joy right now. Thank you op for leading me to this story like theguywhoate led the op of the story to the girl who was lost. Thank you.
krankkinder12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That made me tear up.
dasbootja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great story, kind of lessened it for me when you go through his recent comments on whether anal feels the same for both genders though.
IVIIRAGE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I literally cried reading the whole experience, and it was a joy.
KA1N3R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.
toomanypotatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I went to his profile and found a old ask reddit thread that he had commented on about students coming on to teachers and I just spent the last half an hour looking for one with an ... interesting outcome ... but none arose and now I want my half an hour back
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now I want them to get married.
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This story is fucking amazing. I'm at a loss for words
juggler0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what is this book ulysses and why is it a challenge
brownlec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that story not a book or movie yet? It has the perfect premise.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fucking sobbing
sneakybigfootmoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was beautiful, I feel like I've on such a journey reading that man's story. What a way to live.
dont_judge_me_monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that story and looking back now I can't help but think that it may not even be real just some talented writer and replying to his own comments, or it could be real.
outerdrive313 ยท 523 points ยท Posted at 17:27:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://media1.giphy.com/media/GMdcBivU0d1ni/200w.gif
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 22:54:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Am I on tumblr all of a sudden?
AbsoluteHogwash ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:20:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The YouTube video is much better. The dude was on trial for soliciting sex from an officer and that was the pick up line he used.
[deleted] ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 03:42:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never understood how on earth is "thick" a compliment/pickup. That's just a euphemism for fat that fatties use to feel better about themselves.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:22:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Mescaline20 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:31:27 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They still haven't found a good euphemism for jerk that jerks can use to feel better about themselves.
AbsoluteHogwash ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:53:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The compliment just refers to thick waist and chest, so really more of an hourglass figure.
Illogical_Blox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's sexy.
Though I thought he meant thick as in dumb...
stuka444 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:12:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean boobs are thick, do you not like thick boobs?
DogRiverDave ยท 284 points ยท Posted at 18:40:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/yk8SHoA.gifv
Combatthewombat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:20:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well what the fuck did you think was going to happen?
pchewy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:26:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a chicken?
yamaume ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:39:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's mochi
Then_He_Said ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:47 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
there's a machine to pound fufu? That's incredible!!
[deleted] ยท 1002 points ยท Posted at 17:27:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's impressive
NorthDakota ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 22:32:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yeah that guy definitely slammed into the ground there
TWeaKoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a bit, but there's an awful lot of sand underneath the pool. I've fallen from a similar height as a kid on a playground, landed on my belly and all I did was wind myself. The water probably cushioned him just enough to prevent that.
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[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:38:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you know it's a true friend, they'll hold your drink while you do something retarded, never tell you not to do it.
ISISFieldAgent ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:35:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/holdmybeer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ehhh... I wouldn't let my friends do something like this because it could seriously hurt them, potentially in a very significant way. It really has nothing to do with being a "true friend", whatever that means.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's just people repeating retarded shit. I definitely wouldn't either.
vaginal_manslaughter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:51:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had friends.
Evref ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:08:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
With a band playing.
Shadowex3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Come down south of the mason dixon line.
dirtyLizard ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:01:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Usually in this kind of gif you can see the exact moment when the person regrets what they've done. Not this guy though.
lipsmackattack ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:19:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Once the sting of the belly flop set in, I'm sure he regretted it.
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RedditorsCanEatMyAss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:36:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
did you know the guy? what injuries did he sustain?
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RedditorsCanEatMyAss ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:04:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh nice! i thought he'd have some fractures, at the least. glad he did ok!
INeedMoreCreativity ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:11:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was 10oO0O0% sure that he was going to hit the dirt.
kazooie5659 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:31:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At that perfect angle, he may as well have just body-slammed the ground.
Slntrob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:28:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That needs to be an upvote gif
mynameiskaikai2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:28:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was the best bellyflop i've ever seen...
diminutivetom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best part I noticed on the second or third loop was that they made a little beach in the backyard. Had many a friend that lived on that street when I was in college.
Krums15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was listening to electronic music while looking at this. Was not disappointed.
Birdspert ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:48:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Works well with Ave Maria too. The gif could be slower though.
MagicBob78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gif makes it look like he disappears at the moment of impact.
hailthedragonmaster ยท 594 points ยท Posted at 20:06:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/lRvvpY4.gifv
There's just so much going on!
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:45:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahah I didn't see the dildos until the third watch
FranklyDear ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:01:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
First thing I saw. And the last.
MrShawnatron ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So why is there a dildo on that?
_RocketSurgeon_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:50:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Several dildos
cheats47 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:46:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
....... That helmet probably saved his life.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:02:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was beautiful to watch.
DemandsBattletoads ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:17:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just don't understand. So many questions.
graaahh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:17:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What was he trying to do?
RainbowJesusChavez ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 00:44:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Achieve enlightenment
DemandsBattletoads ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:17:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was obvious.
Theghost129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment will be the favorite thing I've saved.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:00:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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gdogg121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:20:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The glass looks dangerous though.
AquaPrison ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how his friend just sits there in amazement.
spunkycomics ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I need you to know that I opened this link while listening to a song from earlier in this thread and it made my entire night.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1SM0W2SbObwBgCIQtyX0JC with the 0:47 syncing up at the beginning of the gif
AstariiFilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:08 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth element by vitas is funnier with it
Biohazard97 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:42:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At least he had his helmet!
I_SLAM_SMEGMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Atleast he was wearing a helmet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to figure out what the intended outcome was.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is he was trying to impress those two fine young ladies in the back...
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:52 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he was trying to jump onto peas
Logiebear59 ยท 5219 points ยท Posted at 14:34:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This lil monkey http://i.imgur.com/dVcMTvJ.gifv
skitch920 ยท 2421 points ยท Posted at 16:16:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is something Dr. Seuss-y about this. I just can't put my finger on it.
geckospots ยท 378 points ยท Posted at 17:08:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the facial expression on the monkey.
knownaim ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:00:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but it reminds me of this.
skitch920 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:16:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm impressed this GIF is one continuous shot.
glassy125 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:36:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Something to do with his eyelashes
rupturedprolapsed ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:21:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the smug entitled expression that I notice in all of his works. Sometimes I will hate a specific page in his books because of that damn entitled smug expression.
theonlybluecow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the hot tub monkey.
sendphotopls ยท 766 points ยท Posted at 17:05:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the vast amount of colors, the ridiculous animal in a tub, the fact that he's combing it... yeah straight out a Dr. Seuss book
Cl0ckw0rkCr0w ยท 582 points ยท Posted at 17:11:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
something about the way the eyes are half closed too
silverhydra ยท 653 points ยท Posted at 17:24:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Hmm, yes. I do like it when you stroke thrice. To my posh monkey self, the feeling, quite nice."
tinynewtman ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:47:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
PM_ME_SOME_SONGS ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To me he's more like "Bitch comb the top bit more. Oh yeah, right there, perfect."
SpoonyDinosaur ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:06:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yours is far less Dr. Seuss-y tho :(
NocturnalToxin ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:48:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Bitch comb the top bit more. Oh yeah, keep going, whore."
MusaTheRedGuard ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:13:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah you like that
Ironnhead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:32:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...you fucking retard
Raherin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"And get me some green eggs and ham bitch!"
kingofphilly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the eyes resemble the Grinch's eye animation in the cartoon, the way they flutter and all.
SupersonicJaymz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Like a sir.
JabberJaahs ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 17:43:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
That hilariously imperialistic expression on the monkeys face...
Edit: Yes, I meant imperious but I like the responses so much I'm leaving it.
Rapier_and_Pwnard ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably meant imperious, unless the monkey is conquering India in his spare time.
windwaker02 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:04:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly what he meant, long live the monkey king
My_Cats_Pajamas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:51:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right the first time.
JabberJaahs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:58:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I'm loving the auto correct.
LaMaverice ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:16:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! This is how I imagine obscenely rich people bathe. Just bored and entitled.
Kerrby87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say imperial. That's a monkey getting a human to comb him in the tub, that's emperor level control.
Amersaurus ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 18:05:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Vast amount of colors" = everything beige and grey except for 4 tiny bright toys in the background
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DennyCH ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is time
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DennyCH ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:53:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Genuine 10/10 dude crazy good. Super impressive with the time frame as well
boiledpotatoFTW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:11:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You deserve more
Amersaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that's amazing! I didn't think you would actually paint something, I'm so glad I came back to check after you replied. I really want more people to see this!
CatTheCat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
red, blue, yellow, green. Wow so many colors.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also the tufts of fur down around his face.
SupremeMiracleWhip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day :)
sendphotopls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thank you:)
TooFastTim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day!
DoWhile ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:09:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the eyes
Vocabularri ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:45:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the fact that Dr. Seuss characters or Whos look a bit like the monkey, face-wise.
garishbourne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the eyes.
Bears_On_Stilts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the animal anatomy mixed with the old man face and bristling whiskers around the face. Think how many Seuss characters have bristling whiskers- the Lorax, The Cat in the Hat, the Grinch in the live-action film, etc.
colonelhitchhiker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The monkey kind of looks like the lorax
nomiras ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's those eye lashes!
Bourbon_Munch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/poem_for_your_sprog
You hath been summoned!
DoctorDizzyspinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?
f41lurizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One fish two fish
red fish blue octopus
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like the Lorax.... are you guys kidding with not being able to put a finger on it?
kblanche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like the Lorax
CheeseforSheogorath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No love for Richard Scarry?
You know that monkey is going to get out of the tub and drive away in a banana car.
robbinthehood94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the hair being pulled to a point
K3R3G3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the monkey with a dignified facial expression?
mustafa2812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda looks like the Lorax
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My wife said he looks like the lorax
Porkintyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or Miyazaki
PointFingerWink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The way the monkey just sits, I can't help but linger on it.
MockingDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Brush me, plebeian."
dochdaswars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Lorax
willmaster123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His eyes look like that the cat in the hat.
mackrenner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The big, exaggerated eyes
darksingularity1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The eyelashes
farewell_for_now ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That regal bastard.
TheSilverNoble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The eyes
Juanclaude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Blissfully closed eyes are totally Dr. Seuss.
Thehansa99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the eye lashes
sableine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the expression and eyelids in particular. Whos always look so self-assured and smug in the midst of their nonsensical world.
kimjong-ill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a combination of the eyes/facial expression and the clean comb job with the hair extending out and slightly down as per the lorax and other figures.
croissantlesbleu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Seussian*
TheActualAWdeV ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 17:16:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, combin' the old wet monkey eh? Say no more say no more.
taste1337 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:47:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more!
ocxtitan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your wife, is she a goer?
Kill_The_Kraken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat. Know what I mean?
DoctorBr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She... She into photography, is she?
only_a_dutchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I comb my wet monkey when I'm alone...
themw2guyyouknow ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 16:49:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I get chills from watching this cause I just know how good that must feel
[deleted] ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 17:43:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Jack_Bartowski ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:57:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/asmr I went through life way to long without finding this! Hopefully it can bring some tingles to people in here!
sultree ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this something that only works with certain people? I want to tingle!
Lereas ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:54:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Different people have different triggers, but not everyone gets it. If you don't get it at all, then the videos must look weird as fuck.
If you do get it, some of them just don't do anything for you, and then you'll find a video of a person tapping on a cardboard circle and your brain lights up like fireworks.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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sultree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great, thanks! I'll check it out and do some exploring.
Jack_Bartowski ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm no expert but I'm sure everyone can experience it. Just have to find the right thing. I find for me i get most of them from movies, typically when something awesome happens, or just a really good ending.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:59:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Jack_Bartowski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:12:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
huh, I don't think ive heard the the word frisson before, it may be that. There are some videos ive seen that also trigger it that aren't anything "awesome" but just normal tasks. This one comes to mind, Christopher Walken cooking a chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VjLCRqKNk
Eatinglue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
R/asmr
DerpingLegitly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
cough cough Bob Ross cough cough
RememberElephants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is ASMR?
Edit: never mind I found it thank u!
captainmavro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't had hair for years and I do not remember how this feels
Tchocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/brushy
OniTan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just combed my own hair.
Nasdasd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
check out /r/asmr
themw2guyyouknow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh asmr is already one of my guilty pleasures haha
fillmorejive_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:40:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks incredibly satisfying for both the comber and the comb-ee
uTukan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry for hijacking this, but it was the most upvote comment without replies.
For some reason it got deleted, here's what was in the original post - https://i.imgur.com/dVcMTvJ.gifv
hotbox4u ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:28:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was great.
In return i like to share my favorite cat gif with you.
https://i.imgur.com/CPephqu.gifv
dabombdiggaty ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:17:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif gets posted all the time on r/gratefuldead because that monkey bares a hilariously striking resemblance to Bob weir, their rythym guitarist
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1101107588/image.jpg
lennonmacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha the original post has been deleted and I didn't know what it was, but now that I read your comment I know exactly what it was.
Moostache_Less ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:48:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ross?
outerdrive313 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:14:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cute! What kind of animal is that?
chickenlady89 ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 17:19:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a monkey.
Jedi_Outcast ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:33:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're a monkey.
That_secret_chord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No! It's an ape!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It has a tail though
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Then it's a horse
JohnnyVNCR ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:58:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dog
tygamer15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well-bred to say the least
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:13:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a babbon
HillaB ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:19:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Babbon is the lesser-known cousin of the baboon.
darkbarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that's bob weir
crispy_diarrhea_cock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Buscemi
Calluhad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The yellow thing is a duck and the blue thing is an octopus. I'm guessing the red thing is maybe a crab but I can't be too sure. No clue on the grey/green thing though, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:38:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Regal as fuck.
Cardboardboxkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hitmonkey needs R & R like the rest of us.
blinkingsandbeepings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He takes no joy in his work.
slendgy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
..and giving a monkey a shower!
TheFlyingBogey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Been feeling pretty dead and down at work today, this gave me the laugh I needed. Thank you for this.
Logiebear59 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you're ever feeling down, let me know! I've got plenty more gifs like this!
TheFlyingBogey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're my new internet best friend :)
JohnEhBravo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:53:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is phenomenal
darkbydesire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why are people holding monkeys as pets? I thought they were agressive and dangerous?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you just answered your own question.
0_0_0 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, most humans are actually pretty docile and perectly safe.
meiguess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:25:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Humans are Apes, not monkeys.
gingeau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
just like I feel when at hairdresser
Kitkat69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Donald Trump.
s2kd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you can brush me if you want.. I really don't care.... well don't stop! I'm just saying I have no preference either way.
Raherin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's one high class monkey!
Shnig1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/brushybrushy
SchlapHappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. That dudes hands look exactly like mine only 15-20 years older. I was sitting here holding my hand up to the screen, comparing them and not paying attention to the monkey at all
TheFriskyYordle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All I see is a Trump monkey
81andUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This now my favorite in my saved ๐ค
Colonel_Pusstache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing like stroking Macaque
insanelyphat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine the monkey thinking "yes, yes, this pleases the master!" in his majestic monkey mind.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God I love watching monkeys(im sorry i know its not a monkey but you know what I mean" and when you deeply look into them and research them you can tell how we humans share a common ancestor. Like if I could ever have a pet I would have that cause they're fucking smart and you can in some ways actually communicate with them it's fucking fascinating how smart they are. I love it.
Heisencock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can only imagine this with text popping up when he looks up going, "wait, is the beard extra?" and when he looks down going, "on the house? Much appreciated."
The-Fox-Says ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/brushybrushy
Lan777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is my expression whebever im getting a haircut
Samoht2113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isaac Asimov as a baby. I didn't realize we had such good recording technology that long ago.
oxideseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That monkey is so nonchalant about the whole thing. It makes me laugh so much.
savemejebus0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was majestic. Damn I enjoyed it.
GnarlyNick524 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So fucking fabulous
Budalla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Majestic as fuck
phome83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So like us.
AccountForFantasyFB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
lardbucketeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Monkeys groom each other socially. The dominant monkey is usually the one being groomed. So that monkey thinks the guy grooming him is a little bitch
nahfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Slave? Excuse me, slave? It's time for my combing
BosmanJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Glitch_smartwatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Completely random, but this GIF started at the same time Pandora started playing "Carmen"...classic...literally.
A few more gifs later, I realize that Carmen is perfect for nearly every GIF.
GZerv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look at that smug son of a bitch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Macaulay Culkin
pathosgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His eyes remind me of Michael Scott
Sk8tr_Boi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's about time he did something nice to his monkey other than spank it.
Fever0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I could watch this monkey getting combed for hours.
delicious_grownups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If there was ever proof that we came from apes, here it is
Aceofacez10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I do say...
Padmerton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hitman monkey loves bath time.
Dynamaxion ยท 1506 points ยท Posted at 17:05:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A story of Melanoma
Warning: very sad.
jurassic_junkie ยท 414 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your warning is very understated :( My god that was a emotionally up and down journey...
rowing_owen ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 22:05:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know it's bad once the captions went from him speaking to, presumably, his wife
ShadeofIcarus ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:07:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sister
candinos ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:53:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I lost it when the text went to past tense.
[deleted] ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy could not get a break...
salliek76 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:31:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So the original melanoma is what caused the big lump under his arm, but that wasn't where it actually started, right? That would seem like a weird place for skin cancer, but I don't really know much about it. Does melanoma have to start on the skin, or is that just the usual route?
weiyu643 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:58:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Most of the time it's a mole on the skin or sometimes a dark stripe under a nail but apparently it can start inside the body on organ tissue in very rare cases. That's just real tough luck because there's essentially no way to detect it until it's too late :(
genivae ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:14:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My sister in law has melanoma on her retina, and it was very luckily found during a routine eye exam when it was just a couple mm and hadn't begun to spread. She's still in the radiation stage of treatment, as it has been consistently shrinking the tumor, but it is scary to think that it can happen anywhere, so suddenly.
weiyu643 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:30:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that is very lucky. Shows the importance of regular checkups. Wish her luck on the rest of her treatment :)
genivae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, definitely. We've all been a little more diligent about checkups and having even slightly abnormal moles looked at, just to be safe. Her prognosis is great (the tumor is less than 1mm now!), and she will likely even keep her eye.
Sporksarerubbish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hope she'll be cured. But do ask her to be vigilant years down the line, if she ever gets jaundice, abdominal pain and sudden weight loss in any combo she should get herself checked out. Melanoma is one of the very few cancers that can come back even 20 years down the line. Melanoma of the eye usually goes to the liver if it ever metastasises
Sporksarerubbish ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:02:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
they always start in the skin (or eye). The primary tumour can metastasise very quickly and end end up in organs. You often find 'vanishing primary' melanoma in the clinic where the patient is riddled with tumours all over the body
Smalls_Biggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm looking at a pretty little black stripe under my nail right now :), pretty positive it's not melanoma though.
gritodedolores1946 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I have a dark stripe under my nail right now and am now freaked out. ..
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:29:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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salliek76 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:31:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I wonder if the original spot might have gone unnoticed because of how much ink he had? That was really sad. :(
MajesticAsFook ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:19:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah seriously, he was one unlucky dude.
StoryOfPinocchio ยท -55 points ยท Posted at 23:16:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He got a blowjob at the end though.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:05:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you and your family never have to experience something like this ever.
ThatCoolBritishGuy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:00:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes life gives you the shittiest lemons it can find. This sucks man
heyimthecatlady ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 19:27:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot believe he went through all of that and still didn't make it... wow. Life's a bitch
ShadeofIcarus ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 23:13:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The sad truth is that this happens to countless people, every, single day.
You're seeing a very small snapshot of what is reality for many people and their families.
Think about all those diseases you hear about that kill people, then realize that every single one of them has family that have their own bullshit to deal with.
So yea, you can call life a bitch if you want. That's a bit of an understatement.
newbuttonacc ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:49:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. So this lump in my armpit the size of a marble...
Drassielle ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:51:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely get it checked out immediately. Lumps are no good, especially in the armpit/neck where lymph nodes are grouped up.
sup3rspiffy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:43:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Though, very often after a virus warrants your body's immune system to react, lymph nodes will swell and just stay larger for the rest of your life.
Drassielle ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:46:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
True. The lymph nodes in my neck are naturally a little larger due to ridiculous amounts of sinus infections over the years. But a marble-sized lymph node in the armpit that stands out from the rest of the nodes should definitely be checked out.
sup3rspiffy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:12:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a node in my neck probably 1.5 cm across that is a result of that. The real danger signs are when it is fixed to the tissue underneath and hard, or growing.
Endzeitkind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have those all over my body (I think about 10 or so). They are called lipoma. Totally safe. Ugly, but safe. As you said, the real danger are those fixed to the tissue, hard and growing. They are calle liposarcoma.
MyLegsTheyreDisabled ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:18:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm scared. I get a large lump in my left armpit every now and then. But it doesn't happen when I'm sick. Is that... Bad?
BeardedForHerPleasur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It could be nothing, or it could be bad. Just go to the doctor, man. If it's nothing, you're out a co-pay. If it's something it could save your life. Just go to the doctor.
Pakyul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Might happen if you get an infection. Don't freak out about it, but don't let it go either. Call the doctor/nurse and ask them if it's something you should have checked out. That's what they're there for.
tim_uh_see ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 20:26:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Any lump anywhere and you should go to a doctor... Now.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you're a teenager. It could be gynecomastia.
wggn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:46:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you should still get it checked out...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I would disagree with that. Speaking medically, approximately 50% of adolescent males will get gynecomastia. That's an insane amount. There are approximately 40 million Americans that are teenagers. Half of that would be male. That means that approximately 10 million teenagers will have gynecomastia, going up according to different sources. Comparing that to men who have a 1/1000 chance of getting breast cancer in their life, and with it being highly unlikely in males, it's not a good recommendation. You'll most likely cause more stress than anything. Breast Cancer, after all, itself is a very rare disease. That being said, if you feel a lump and you're a teenager, feel free to check it out with a doctor.
wggn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would probably get more stress not getting it checked out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Different people different feelings I guess. However, your doctor would probably just tell you it's gynecomastia rather than have you checked for breast cancer. At most, s/he would just tell you to watch the symptoms and if the lump was expanding and growing without stop, etc. to call again.
GreatBowlforPasta ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:05:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't see your warning. Now I'm crying.
Boleyn278 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:29:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. At work. Goddammit
TKDPlatypus ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:08:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was not prepared for that
ShadowM4st3r ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Very sad is an understatement
SoGodDangTired ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:02:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He was so optimistic, and just watching it get worst, but him still trying to make fun of it?
If I was close to a person who went through that, it would kill me on the inside.
jacobsspil ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:33:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, thanks for sharing.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:22:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING SHIT. I wasn't ready..
TheJackFroster ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:48:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
....phew...that was...a...ride...
mollymauler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this really got to me. im on the verge of tears right now. What a strong guy he was
DSBPgaming ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:03:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
y u do this to me
EpicRayy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did not expect that..
anymooseposter ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:26:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So I guess he died? Fuck cancer.
IAmTheNight2014 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the sad part when it comes to any kind of cancer. Even when you've think you won, you lost.
I've seen several stories like this one; pictures showing their determination and courage to go through this and to fight it. Then there's the pictures of them cheering and dancing in joy when they hear that the cancer has been beaten.
Then a few months to a year passes, it comes back, and they're dead within a month.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING SHIT. I wasn't ready..
bradn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I clicked I got the imgur over capacity giraffe. Look at it once in this context. It's hilarious.
pava_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit that was sad.
HarrysDa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your not kidding about the very sad ... I lost a niece to melanoma almost 3 years ago, still hurts. Get your skin checked out
Metal_Devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking God I just went from seeing the best titjob ever to wanting to cry. Thanks OP.
Pooleroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Heartbreaking.
Does anybody know in which subreddit he posted originally?
Dynamaxion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/morbidreality is where I saw it.
codeverity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck cancer, seriously.
nickyardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. You were right. Now I'm sad.
M0n5tr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't ready for that last pic. Scrambling to get my crap back together before my kid runs down here and asks whats wrong.
salawm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
well. that's enough reddit for the day.
misskass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, what a story. I really didn't think everything would go downhill so quickly. :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh look, a thread about favourite things I've saved. How about i go fuck up everyone's day with a cancer story. yeah.
There's a special place in hell for you. Also, thanks for sharing. <3
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamit! Who's chopping onions again?
RedditorsCanEatMyAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
did he pass away due to stopping treatment and letting his ailments just run their course or did he do "die with dignity"/physician-assisted suicide?
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He seems American, where the latter is illegal.
RedditorsCanEatMyAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:13 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We have a few states where you can.
BGYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me I didn't read the warning, I was waiting for the happy ending.
Ariel_yo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this should be one of the top comments, purely so more people see this and read it! ๐
FriendlyAnnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
damn, and I thought when he was holding up that "diploma" it meant he was cancer free.
Or was he actually cancer free but because of lack of lymph nodes had recurring infections in his brain and other parts of his body?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These hit me hard having lost someone dear to me to cancer.
marioparty111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My god.. I don't even know how to feel after that. It's so overwhelming.
Howardzend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this made me as sad today as it did the first time I saw it. I didn't think it would but I'm almost in tears again.
QTom01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damn... he just looks so tired in the later ones.
Zabuzan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is totally heartbreaking, I was in tears by the last few photos. Wow.
Randvek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was ok until his kids showed up...
sick_gainz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wtf dude....dam, my life doesn't seem so bad anymore...ty.
Nunuyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The gradual transition from first-person to third-person was some type of... fuck, I don't know what to call it. And the grab bag of ailments is just terrifying.
And what really pisses me off is that, to top it all off, his family is probably going to be paying for this until they die. Like, the longer he suffered, the longer they're going to suffer, emotionally and financially? He was most definitely aware of this, and it couldn't have helped his morbid situation. The man must have been through even more hell than most of us can imagine.
Narwhalbaconguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:(
Madwolf28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god that's awful. I feel just so deflated. That poor guy. No one deserves that, not even an enemy.
MsDemonism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was in incredibly triggering for me. Lost my brother 2 months ago from cirrosis of the liver and multiple different infections in his body. Very very painful to see a loved one suffer through sickness like this. My brother was young too. Only 25. I just don't know about life. So painful.
autoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am worried something like this might happen to my s.o, not really so much about myself though
Likely_not_Eric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like this is a story of what happens when you have to make choices about whether you want to save money or see the doctor. It ends up being very involved, and then you die. :(
Towerss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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mikerapin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. I broke on this one.
Victuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is a very sad story. But now every part of my body feels like an odd lump is growing on it.
batfiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...Fuck. :(
tjc103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God does not exist.
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He does, it's just that God and Satan are the same person.
Unnamedking2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ. This took place in my hometown (and current city) so it makes it seem that much more real. Really can happen to anyone
ShadyBakesale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did not read the warning. Mistake
chokingonlego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely horrible. I've never felt this way about someone else in my whole life, it's so sad. It's kinda crazy to think that the Internet can elicit an emotional response like this. I heard someone here on Reddit say that we only truly die when our name is last spoken. This dude just became immortal in my book, at least according to that quote. I'm definitely making sure to sunscreen and cancer screen now, this is so scary. My heart just dropped when I saw him with his kids.
fluffyxsama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, I don't need to see this again. ;(
Rhyze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, who put these onions here
TWeaKoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Part way through the subject of the comments on the pictures went from "I" to "he". :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:(
Dalton_Everett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. This brought back a lot memories from my dad's loss to cancer. One second you think it's okay, and then out of no where everything goes down hill.
CallMeDoc24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:36 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for sharing that.
coolgaara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:36 on December 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is reality I guess. After all he went through...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:48 on January 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK CANCER
punstersquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So sad, and I can't help but wonder if his story would have been different if it didn't take TWO MONTHS to go back in after the first surgery. If he were a dog, he would have been back under the knife much sooner than that. Anyway, my sympathies to his friends and family.
A530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Melanoma is one of the slowest progressing cancers there are and if it was the size of a grapefruit, he was probably already stage 4 when he found it. Ugh, right in the feels for me, especially because his kids grow up without a Dad.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:11:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did he die?
ImBuGs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:24:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes he did. Fuck cancer man.
THCal804 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:30:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I found this difficult to masterbate to
notaneggspert ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:47:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How is this your favorite thing ever. You depressed fuck.
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's my "favorite" thing on my saved list in the sense that it moved me more than all the dank memes and funny jokes, and I remember it more.
ladylurkedalot ยท 796 points ยท Posted at 17:05:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Currently: https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/3we5uq/snowflakes_under_a_microscope/
Formerly, this Tale from Tech support: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/3jccgr/did_you_try_peeing_on_it/
And the Carpet Shark: http://i.imgur.com/UXCBWlW.gifv
Lan777 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:38:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High frequency percussive maintenance is the first thing I usually try on things. It tends to be the easiest thing to try first, just picking up the dtsfunctional object and giving gravity some physical assistance with mating rhe device to the table.
TheInvaderZim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment is now one of my favorite saved items, congratulations!
brtl ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:28:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This would be a good thing to call stingrays
PmMeYourWhatever ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:36:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/3jccgr/did_you_try_peeing_on_it/cuo2f5o
DroidLord ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Surely those snowflakes can't be real... they look too perfect. I want to believe.
DasKnocker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy hell, the AT wizard sounds like one of my previous Reactor Operators (RO).
The Reactor Officer (an O6) was in the control room for a performed observation.
He spotted the RO (a rather intelligent, rather odd southerner) shimming the control rods with two knives, one in each hand, all while perfectly reading off his correct procedure.
Calmly but sternly (not the time to yell, that comes later) the Reactor Officer asks, 'Petty Officer K____, why do you have two knives?"
RO K_____ finishes his step, looks over his shoulder at a man with two masters, over 20 years of experience, and earns in two months what K____ earns in a year, and states the obvious.
"Cause I gots two hands, sir."
He made it through his enlistment fully qualified and without being masted. God bless that loveable shitbag.
DanetteLatte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, thank you for that! /r/talesfromtechsupport is straight-up gold!
zazzlekdazzle ยท 5780 points ยท Posted at 16:16:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This Dilbert cartoon, which might as well be dedicated to Reddit.
TheeLukee ยท 3288 points ยท Posted at 17:21:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wow. so you are saying everything in the world needs to be dedicated to reddit.
_easy_ ยท 964 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should do some research before you embarrass yourself like that again.
Azurity ยท 1888 points ยท Posted at 19:22:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, why don't you learn something before you type anything else?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddit#Controversies_involving_Reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams#Controversies
https://www.google.com/search?q=alan+turing
https://www.google.com/search?q=melting+temperature+of+steel+beams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[deleted] ยท 1188 points ยท Posted at 19:54:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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gallantBlackKnight ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:12:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And the YouTube link of someone proving it.
wowwyyyy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:47 on December 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
.. fuck!!
Kwangone ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Found the Nazi ISIS Illuminati NSA CIA FBI INTERPOL co-conspirator undercover anti-anonymous agent.
lordxeon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:35:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Documentary link at the end is the best one I think
-calderb- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:23:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bush did 9/11
CarpeNoctemingAround ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:04:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
7/11 was a part time job!
TaanaaT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
Yolo-McSwaggerpants ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:01:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
HrBerg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:22:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dank memes*
ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not your pal, friend!
...
Wait.
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:12 on May 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OK I waited. What now?
ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:28 on May 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hm? You don't know either?
Then what have we just been standing around here for?!
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:42 on May 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You told me to wait.
ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:47 on May 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I didn't.
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on May 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:46 on May 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't talking to YOU.
A_Suffering_Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why was popular mechanics the one to disprove that? thats the answer google gives
I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
jet fuel can't melt dank memes
172p ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:03:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Loving something doesn't mean anyone gives a shit. Howabout stop projecting your lame feelings on the rest of us.
zalixaz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:24:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dude stop spoiling it !!
jdvano ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But what is the melting temperature of dank memes?
mgosiris ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait - people actually read the links?
delicious_grownups ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:13:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never know when you'll need that info handy
KingOCarrotFlowers ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:43:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I knew what it was when I saw that the link was purple, but I clicked on it anyways. I have no idea why. I think it's the same impulse that makes me touch hot plates at restaurants.
probablyhrenrai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, I even saw your comment, realized what it meant, and I still clicked the damn thing.
Probably did it for the same reason that when someone says they smell something terrible, your instant reaction is to start sniffing.
Jackamatack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
love your name dude!
SSJCavan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:17 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
XD XD ME TOO ROFLMAO
Jackamatack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:42 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha ecks dee
SSJCavan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:38 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
roflmao
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, they took Rick Astley's video down :(
An0therB ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:01:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here, I've got a mirror
DennyCH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it. You made me click
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
>:D
Gedrean ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:49:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm upvoting you, you magnificent bastard.
brighterside ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:46:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
GOD DAMN YOU that last link.
HylianWarrior ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:09:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
man if you don't know dQw4 when you see it by now you should really just stop
poohster33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dankest of memes
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Steel beams sold it, lad. Up high.
Otmarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Melting temperatures of steel beams. NICE!
MachoNacho95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Joke's on you, Rick AstleyVEVO is blocked in Germany :P
HowBoutDemMons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking knew what that last link was. You magnificent bastard.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That purple link better not be. Damnit.
infectiousloser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you per chance wearing a yellow shirt?
Rieur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of those links is purple.... oh dammit!
Gedrean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love that the last link was purple for me so I checked. :P
tisdue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And sticks the landing with the Rick Roll.
Keef_Moon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had a 1 in 5 chance and still got the Rick Roll..
reginalduk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're famous!
GaySwanson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad that list link was exactly what I expected
duckvimes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit
Astralogist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had to click that last one just to be sure it was what I thought it was.
It were.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK. Second Rick roll in 10 minutes!
Pikathew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
good old reddit
leadnpotatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, today I learned that the creator of Dilbert thinks women should be treated similarly to the mentally handicapped.
What a class act.
RyghtHandMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I actually clicked that last link really hoping it was a rick roll. Thanks for that
Trippy-Skippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link 5... I knew what it was, yet I still clicked.
GreenSog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Of course Rick is the first link i click.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, my kid has a new insult for me: "You should look up on the internet How To Be Smart."
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:46:43 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking autistic
MexicoToucher ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wow. so you're saying everything in the world doesn't.
ispilledmilk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wow! you're the guy, from the comic! you're famous!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Dick.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yes
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:40:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU?
Look here MORON:
http://imgur.com/1vuqR6t
And of course:
http://imgur.com/7CxDo53
IM NOT DONE:
http://www.timecube.com
Check your priced he's here... OH and:
http://imgur.com/bpPquP6
Duh, get a clue.
http://imgur.com/rfXX9Qi
[deleted] ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Minsc__and__Boo ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 20:00:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I still think you're wrong." -response to posting the credible, peer-review source that they asked for.
dianthe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:28:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly happens a lot on Reddit.
An opinion pretending to be fact which lines up with popular Reddit opinion on X topic - lots of upvotes, Reddit gold etc.
"Actually this is wrong, here are a few credible sources." downvoted
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:49 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you have a source for that?"
ethertrace ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:17:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Eh. I've certainly seen people make statements that bear upon factual reality and try and defend them as "I'm entitled to my opinion."
Micosilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Check your facts.
Next question.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
[deleted] ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 17:38:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love that his name is Dick.
IndefinableMustache ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying you love dicks?
itaShadd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He surely does strike me as a Dick person.
dickseverywhere444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me? I said... Are you... Talkin'... To me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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frodohaskids ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love that he named his dick.
Vectovox ยท 438 points ยท Posted at 18:15:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Wow. So you are saying everyone on reddit is the same, making reddit some sort of hivemind. Maybe you should think a bit before embarrassing yourself like that again.
Please read these three links:
Obama approves of reddit!
Disclaimer: I am playing on the picture posted. My post does not represent my opinion; it is a joke. Have a nice day! <3
Fatburg ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 18:52:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The sad part is that you had to add the disclaimer, lol.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:14:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Vectovox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am sorry. Maybe next time bae! <3
SocraticSwagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Shnook'ums, I can't stay mad at you. :)
Good Edit
Vectovox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I see nothing eludes you Mr. Holmes.
SocraticSwagger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Eleme
TIL the limits of the caret.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But people don't understand sometimes.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:50:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you kinda ruined the joke by adding that disclaimer lmao. have some faith in reddit!
Vectovox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:09:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I agree! I am just bad at being insulting online. Even if it is just a joke I feel guilty.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But look at this comment made yesterday, and the replies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
no thnx.
AlifeofSimileS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're famous!!
Vectovox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
\o/
Tuberomix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nevertheless you present some fine points here.
TheInternetHivemind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hivemind here.
That's so not how it works.
SrPolloFrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
U-unity? Is that you?
oconnor663 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:44:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Dilbert comic that I wish everyone remembered. I want to say "I ate that banana years ago" at least once a week.
Aniquin ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 17:36:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's scary how well it fits reddit.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:03:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So you think it doesn't fit other places as well? That's a pretty presumptuous generalization.
neocommenter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:34:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People were like this online waaay before Reddit.
Mrprototype88 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:32:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit I remember reading now that one
trulyniceguy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:06:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here same
0pepitas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:01:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hello there well Yoda
Smiley007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man me too, was surprised at the name Dick.
Dick_from_internet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet, thank you.
mechanical_zombie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
^ This guy
Maxrdt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite dilbert strip w/Dick.
gigitrix ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is far less entertaining when you understand that the author is a crazed outspoken "men's rights" lunatic. Someone combined his art and his words to demonstrate.
Knowing this gives the impression of who he is actually targeting with panels like this.
REDDITATO_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:24:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The comic is still accurate though, and there is a lot of art created by absolutely horrible people that's still good. Ender's Game is one of my favorite books even though I wish Orson Scott Card would go live in the woods and never contact another human being. I get what you're saying about his frame of mind while making the comic though.
gigitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's absolutely a valid decision to make, and not one I can personally choose in this case. Other people's mileages may vary, and that's fine :)
ShallowBasketcase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, ironically, he's kind of being Dick while making that comic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is beautiful.
UniverseBomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He stared into the abyss for too long. Believing that makes me care less about how crazy he's become.
Drinkcoffeeplaygames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit the 5 links he thinks are relevant... So true
ByteThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/indijska
nivekpsycic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great, now I have to save this...
KrishaCZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant xkcd
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part about reddit are the people that are this person, but have no idea that they are this person.
learnyouahaskell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
aka r/worldoftanks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I literally just finished an argument with an incarnation of this douche.
fullonrantmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol, my username!
Pottie-Scippen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I think of when someone mentions Dilbert
mgosiris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No cats? I'm outraged.
4point0BtchHonorRoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
By Scott Adams... So close to Adam Scott..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The five not relevant links are the best part. I love when dumbass comments get upvoted because there are 15 links that make it seem like the person is really knowledgeable, but really no one even clicks the links.
Rebuta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I can't believe how many people are stealing your joke. I'm on your side here man. Just so you know I've submitted full scathing reports to the mods about this.
As a professional online activist against this kind of behaviour usually people give me gold as a small token of appreciation for my support.
de4th_metalist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Always nice to see someone from r/barca :D
zazzlekdazzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hola!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:17:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
*tumblr
Viking_Lordbeast ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:13:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, a funny Dilbert comic. Never thought I'd see one of those!
Tenring16 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Donald Trump is basically the real life version of this guy...
Minsc__and__Boo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8/giphy.gif
Qari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is Trump the new Hitler of the internet where he must eventually come up in every thread?
bastion72 ยท 453 points ยท Posted at 19:33:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've used this recipe a few times. https://i.imgur.com/dxwRT.jpg
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:28:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those carnitas are missing the most important ingredient in authentic Carnitas though!!! Coca-cola is used to marinate and braise the meat, it gives the carnitas that delicious caramelized crisp it's known for. That's at least how they do it at all the great hole in the walls in California. Try it, it will make this delicious looking recipe even better.
LBGW_experiment ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:02:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, how much coca cola? You can't tell us that then disappear for 7 hours with no reply. I wanna make this shit after telling me about this.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:08:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry dude! For this recipe, at like step 6 before the broth, I would probably fry the pork in fat until right before it starts to brown and add about 3 cups of Coke, whatever is enough to barely cover the meat. Boil it, bring it to a simmer and then continue the recipe. Might use a little less stock since the Coke is in there. At the end after 3 hours when all the liquid from the stock and the Coke simmers off it will have that delicious signature caramelized crispiness.
bastion72 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:52:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds great. How long and how much coke?
Hypnotoad89 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:38:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
About an eight ball
LovesRedditGold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mmhm, drug charges.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:54 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I didn't see your reply! I answered someone else. I use a different recipe so play around with it, I'm going to try yours with the coke asap
bastion72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:35 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make sure to try it next time I make them.
Amasero ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:23:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How much you want?
Kongo204 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:58:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that looks delicious.
bastion72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a great and easy recipe. I've made it for friends and family, and they loved it.
Wombatgravy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:50:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that 5-6 peppers then use sauce from can? I gotta cook this
bastion72 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:42:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I put in about 5 with some sauce, depending on how much smokey spice you like. Save the rest for next time.
RonaldWeasly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yum
JohnWilkesBoothesLab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll try this
jimmy_beans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really appreciate you posting this even if it's not your recipe. I am so making that this weekend- can't wait to try it.
bastion72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's well worth it.
NxgNoxar ยท 772 points ยท Posted at 18:51:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/PitifulTidyBarbet
[deleted] ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 21:03:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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20jonboy12 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:38:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My Friends and I have a fun game called 3-2-1 quadriplegic, which most of the time has that person ending up hurt.
PaxTwistedFatePlease ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:54:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please give rules so I may play
20jonboy12 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:59:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You call out someone's name it doesn't matter what they're doing and count down: 3-2-1 quadriplegic! And they have to instantly loose all muscle function in arms and legs. Have fun!
callans ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:42:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
those minigolf pools are only usually like 15 inches deep so the workers can fish the balls out easier...
oneinchterror ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:08:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you look you can see those little bumber boat things that you can drive around in the background. The water he dove into is likely the pool those things are in at whatever amusement place this was.
_suckittrebek_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:42:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, and that water is so foul
thecaseace ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:59:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's astonishing
armedwithturtles ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:14:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
a bit upset we didn't get to see the splash
but I like that it leaves it up to the viewer
Not_really_Spartacus ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:05:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Slightly longer version if you want it.
MacGyver009 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:38:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon
maebyjoking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wtf did I just watch
Agent_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:09 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like the mini golf version of seppuku.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:20 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...but WHY
TheMaltese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that pool isn't that deep...
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Chief_Avocado ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:34:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ya reddit, fuck this guy.
[deleted] ยท 3321 points ยท Posted at 16:08:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/YiwxQKy
rustinthewind ยท 375 points ยท Posted at 17:27:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Most funny things in life get old, I don't think this is one of them.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just imagining the guys inside casually looking at each other then shrugging, then calmly head to the next house.
sorplay ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:49:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It gets funnier each time
RazgrizSeed ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:53:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I personally feel this is another one that never seems to get old
http://i.imgur.com/vuo9k4w.png
Flarestriker ยท 683 points ยท Posted at 16:47:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
'FUCK YOUR SHIT'
Plasticheka ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:26:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/fuckyourshit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/fuckyourshit
Hybrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
literally
jhydra123 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
M E T A
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MedicalGecko ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:00:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When you try to pull out
CashMoneyChina ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol
Nautisop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I died, thanks :)
Rainbow_unicorn_poo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:24:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this at least 100 times and it still makes me laugh so hard I can't speak.
goodnightspoon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:29:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Life in a gif.
megashub ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:07:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a sysadmin, this is what it's like every time you try to retire an old, legacy app.
Everything's fine til you actually shut it off, and then...
BB_Venum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At least the trashcan is empty now
RainbowFire22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was not expecting that
lilikiwi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't there a longer version of this, or a very similar one? Or is my memory lying to me
thesandiiman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:09:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yeah I'm sure I remember one bashing it multiple times. I thought this was going to be that one at first
lilikiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes exactly that.
thesandiiman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is going to annoy the utter shit out of me until I find it, but thankyou, I thought at first I had imagined seeing it.
hohihohi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/FD4GBjE.gifv This it, by chance?
thesandiiman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly not. But that's good too!
lilikiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
XD The worse part is that, that was totally unnecessary.
lilikiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still no luck, but found these gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk4p9JE-kqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGPxxdI_7SY
Awesome_Auger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittyrobots
CashMoneyChina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On the real though, I wonder what the garbage truck workers policy is when shit like this happens? Like, are they supposed to clean up all the garbage, or is it the home owners fault?
ChesterHiggenbothum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would imagine it's the home owner's fault. They put the trash can out facing the wrong way, it's their responsibility to pick it up.
But it probably depends on how nice the garbage men are.
-LMFAO- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like the doodle version of this gif best.
FallenXxRaven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And that's why you gotta put the correct side toward the street lol
rebirf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also why a lot of places require trash to be bagged before going into the bin.
ILikeMasterChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Garbage truck of the future"
TastyBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/trucksbeingjerks
cheesefuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Miami...
alienpirate5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
a jpg gif? wtf?
photogineermatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"What part of separate your recycling WASN'T FUCKING CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU?!"
_Jimmy2times ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
when your friend pours you a mystery shot and it ends up being tequila
vita_man ยท 474 points ยท Posted at 17:49:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/dycKyIA.jpg
nati7575 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:51:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That hits too close to home
alvisfmk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:52 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I need to re-evaluate my life
TriangledCircle ยท 1844 points ยท Posted at 15:35:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Stupid Longhorses
By far the funniest thing I've read on Reddit.
Like an actual laugh, not blowing air out of my nose faster than normal.
6dankmemes9 ยท 383 points ยท Posted at 16:28:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
EDIT: spelling
TheAero1221 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:49:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the one that got me too!
omgpie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That one killed me.
Santoron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Completely lost it there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest part
what_ever_this_is ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every damn time. I can not not laugh.
european_impostor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, "giraffe" is pretty fucked up to begin with. Gir-ra-feh
cracklingcedar ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:12:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yet he still spells it "gerrafe"
labluewolfe ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:21:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thatsthejoke.jpg
tishmaster ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 17:15:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What was the original page he was linking?
[deleted] ยท 495 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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assmilk99 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol gerrafes are dumb
Escape120 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:12:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
tishmaster ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:42:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha thanks that's so great.
supremecrafters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, yeah, that geraffe is pretty dumb.
Pau_Zotoh_Zhaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, its the Bronx Zoo!
ASK-IF-I-AM-PAULRUDD ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:12:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
geraffes are so dumb
RichSniper ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Jason Segal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
friskfyr32 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:58:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you implying George misspelled the last name of his firstborn?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you PAULRUDD?
theonewhomknocks ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 20:38:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
geraffes are so dumb
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.
ToKe86 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:41:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see this going well for you.
Tommy2255 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:56:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see how it could possibly go badly. Best case scenario, he gets a bunch of upvotes (unlikely). More likely, he gets a bunch of downvotes just like the guy he's copying, and can pretend like he meant to do that. Worst case scenario, he'll just be ignored, which is identical to what would happen if he posted nothing anyway.
ToKe86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But... but the karma...
Tommy2255 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But the absolute value of the karma. That's what matters here.
theonewhomknocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yea i actually expected a lot more downvoting than that. Saw this in AskReddit today and was a little disappointed
Naf5000 ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a picture of a giraffe in a small concrete-walled enclosure painted to look like the savannah, complete with an acacia tree. The giraffe is attempting to eat the leaves off the painted acacia tree.
All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
Golokopitenko ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:29:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up Urist
Naf5000 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:20:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You don't understand, there are unclaimed socks.
Un. Claimed. Socks.
Golokopitenko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unclaimed? This kea says otherwise.
Is_A_Velociraptor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it's more likely that the giraffe is licking the concrete wall for salt and other minerals in the concrete. It just looks like it's trying to eat from the tree.
tishmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, your description is just as good as the pic the other person linked. Lolled a lot.
st0jko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
U mean Geraffe?
Atruen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
geraffe*
CockGobblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Were-giraffe.
alejeron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
huh, I usually don't find fellow DF players in the wild...
Machegav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:23 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are surrounded by incessant cackling.
himit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason when I first read this I thought that he was commenting on a picture of a donkey, and was initially downvoted for a) calling it a giraffe and b) misspelling giraffe.
I thought it was about a donkey for years. My adult life has been a lie.
hairygary ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this? I can't remember but this would fit.
Agonzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure the post that he commented on was a picture of a giraffe in a zoo trying to "eat" the leaves of the tree on a wall mural.
IpYtnom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:49:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is no way that isn't a troll.
Crabbity ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:52:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That thread is still alive, if you open its child posts.
thingywhat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:57:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that thread killed Reddit once.
It turned into its own little community and kept growing. There is even a private sub for people that made it to the end.
doesntgive2shits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Almost everyone is gone again unfortunately. Even I don't post there much anymore.
--Satan-- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
UNIScienceGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's impossible. You can't comment after a post is 6 months old.
dporiua ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:51:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can, as long as someone comments during that 6 months, the chain stays alive.
JoatMasterofNun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, they killed that awhile back. Once the actual post is >6mo it's locked.
UNIScienceGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. That's not been the case for quite some time.
DoctorSalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I never noticed there's a chain in there with 43,000 child comments.
doesntgive2shits ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm
fancyladsnackcakes ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:08:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel stupid, but I don't get it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:55:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The picture, linked here, is a giraffe licking a wall hoping its food.
The guy says
Geraffes.
Geraffe.
Geraff.
Geraf.
Gera.
Ger.
fancyladsnackcakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:56:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't get it. Geraffes ARE so dumb.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:17 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool, what?
couldabeen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Giraffes should be free in the land, where they can eat real leaves off real trees.
Erpp8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 90% sure it's just that his edits are funny cause he gets so mad.
DoctorSalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like "edit: spelling" makes it clear he's joking and playing along. Plus he types comedically angry, not like.. Whiny angry. Wish I could have seen more of his post history to know for sure.
ashinynewthrowaway ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHAWHAT?!
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:51 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*ding*
omgpie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sad that he didn't get gold.
friskfyr32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, I can't handle it if that's fake. It's perfect. I take the deleted account as proof of authenticity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
-666 points. 2spoopy4me.
Tuberomix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also: it's from 6 years ago!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's this guys username?
creepin_hard_or ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that made me actually laugh and it was unstoppable. Thanks
spysappenmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We need 11 downvotes to keep the -666 karma
ptipp93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was in tears the first time I read this. I absolutely lost it at "EDIT: spelling"
skpicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had never seen that. Downvoted out of respect.
masterax2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Should we tell him?
damontoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the grilled cheese rant.
stanleyfarnsworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is where the accumulated dumb got me and I lost it.
fuuckyeahgiraffes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am offended
grnwntr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
42,000 comments. really?
TurboChewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awh, it got archived at -667 after everyone went to all that effort to keep it at -666.
FrontierPsycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hippicrites is brilliant.
UnderwaterDialect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man that was good.
Was he/she for real?
Muju2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love that it managed to get archived at -666 points
TRIBETWELVE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:50 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just actually shat myself bitch!
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:37 on May 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck aren't they telling him
miss_rosie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite thing ever.
wolfgirlnaya ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:50:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying so hard to find a live thread. So many of them cut off a year ago, but I'm looking through every split I come across. So. Many. Splits....
balloonman_magee ยท 1486 points ยท Posted at 18:42:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a toss up between Cheetos and Jeff
Pqqtone ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 22:00:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is San Francisco?
demuni ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:05:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No.
FamilyGuyGuy7 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:25:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
boop boop boop
And we were looking for, "What is Jeff?"
[deleted] ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 21:37:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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MacGyver009 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:02:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The word Jeff didn't look weird until I saw it 100 times.
flyawaysweetbird ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:41:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That phenomenon is called semantic satiation
CodeJack ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:52:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll forget this when I need it the most.
NutsEverywhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:47:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also, /r/semanticsatiation
driverightpassleft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Jeff and I couldn't agree with you more.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping that Jeff was going to win.
leavesinmyhand ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:06:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha holy shit that's hilarious. I've never seen this Jeff video before, thank you.
brrlynne ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:12:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saving this comment.
MrTwiggums ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:39:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting "my name is Jeff".
Happily surprised it wasn't.
Radstrom ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:17:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If someone has more comics leading up to a really stupid clip, don't be shy to share!
i_give_it_away ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:25:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/behindthegifs
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's official: I love dumb things.
bluemercurypanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff!
omnompikachu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff.
Kongo204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see my name on reddit much, but I'm pretty happy to find it here.
BatSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Jeff and I approve of Jeff.
Ichibankakoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that jeff one is amazing
adiverges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
for the love of all things Holy /u/PjKenobi please look at these this has me in tears right now!
PJKenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol!
eskimo_fucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff
Pharaoh10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a subreddit for those gif backstory comics? They're amazing
Genesis13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:47:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/behindthegifs
atheism_101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love Jeffpardy. Gets me every time.
Zoidfarbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff made me cry. Thank you
eek-a-hog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really wish I had a friend named Jeff right about now.
ZeirosXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
footballcaleb ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 20:51:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/6wj9ZeR.gif
Couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw this.
knuckles_od ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is hilarious
kmduncan ยท 4576 points ยท Posted at 15:17:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Guy falling for 9 seconds http://i.imgur.com/gv2f6nH.gifv
Electrical_Circuit ยท 4205 points ยท Posted at 18:52:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/G3GB5OO.gifv Here he is playing hockey
callans ยท 575 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dying, send halp
Peacemaker57 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:17:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OP?
UnlimitedFlour ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:41:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OP is kill.
Peacemaker57 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RIP O.P.
d0ntreadthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RUOKOP?
about929 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Halp
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
R.I.P.
CallMeDoc24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:33 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry! I came too late!
WeaselsOnWaterslides ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 20:15:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote because Datsyuk.
TheKriegerVan ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:20:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's crazy that this goal is so well known that we can tell who it is even when he's cropped out
WeaselsOnWaterslides ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:28:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Any self respecting hockey fan will know this goal, no one but The Magic Man could pull this crazy shit off.
TheKriegerVan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He will make you scratch your head UNTIL IT IS RAW AND BLOODY
Quenz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ImHully ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:23:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LGRW!
PipBoy808 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:03:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love the snow equivalent of dropping the mic at the end.
JordanSM ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:55:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I was hoping someone would post this version.
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 20:15:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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SpacetimeOdyssey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How do you isolate his image out? (new VFX fucker asking. oh and I use after effects btw)
ionised ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:39:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
.gif skills: GODLIKE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
SedonaRedwagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
saved
Ihaveanusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the real winner.
salec1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is beautiful
gumslut4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus that was great
inarisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You made my day. Love you stranger
l5555l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LGRW!
SLEESTAK85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is the OG Datsuk?
change1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is gold....xD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cool username
WhoDoIThinkIAm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting a hidden confused travolta!
TUXPANDA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Leafs would still draft him.
abaffledwaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh too funny. In tears. This is my favorite
Fettnaepfchen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is excellent. Wow. I'm in tears here.
QCA_Tommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I tinkled and I'm at work. Unfair
GamerGir1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well this is now saved. As a Canadian you have my favourite things in one gif: people failing in the snow and hockey, lmao.
Rikplaysbass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Black Datsyuk.
Zazii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whys it gotta be the preds man
Weezerphan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good ole Divin' Ryan Kesler
pikaras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Laughed so hard my girlfriend came in to check on me
Dramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
saved
derpface360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I figuratively cannot even.
Happy_Neko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
HeftyPepper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My fucking god the little throw of the shovel he does is so perfect for either situation
Imperial_sympathizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:56 on December 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the gif of him helping Obi-Wan fight Darth Maul?
TSR3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:48 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This changed my life. Thank you
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 748 points ยท Posted at 17:06:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I live in New England. This is my life.
hardrockman911 ยท 388 points ยท Posted at 17:13:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not this year so far tho
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:54:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank fuck. I'm tired of it snowing in October until April. Even if it's -20 every day from January to March, I'll be happier than I was in previous years thanks to the 3 extra good months.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:07:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been driving around with my windows down some days. Feels great to have warm weather in December, praise be unto El Niรฑo
toredthegreat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:15:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Northern Canada here. I know your pain and this winter is the best ever only just got snow.
somecrazybroad ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:38:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still t-shirt weather in southern Ontario, I shit you not. Raked my leaves in slippers last night.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:43:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its cause I bought snow tires for my wife's car. My bad.
toredthegreat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:45:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Way to go
Tanador680 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol, it's still 70 in Texas
hailthedragonmaster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same here in Maryland.
toredthegreat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn southern
alltoocliche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Remember last year? It didn't snow until like January-February and then it slaughtered us.
humbertkinbote ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:17:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just remember last year's December was just like this one! Who knows what will happen once winter really gets going.
MagicBob78 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:49:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And now you've jinxed it.
hardrockman911 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:50:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want snow Fuck me
allofthelights ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:05:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, fuck you.
kingeryck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll overlook one blizzard if you put out.
GloriousHam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why'd you have to go and say shit like this? I blame this comment for the inevitable blizzard we'll get this week.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And to think I was going to buy a snow blower this year. I would've snow blowed my brains out.
DrArielicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure February/March will be extra heavy this winter, however.
kingeryck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT UP YOU'LL JINX IT!
hardrockman911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I graduate June 3rd regardless of snow days, while the rest of my school will suffer until the end of June. Senior yeaaaaah. And snowblower
LlammaPandaCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not till January probably
RGBrazberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just wait, with my luck it's all coming down in the span of a month.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THANK GOD. DO NOT JINX IT.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Last year it didn't even start snowing till February and we all know how that went.
28_06_42_12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow New Englander. You will find a wooden surface and knock it briskly.
hardrockman911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NEVER
hahapoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah guys its not even snowing right now in Canada where I am wtf
jaardreign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DON'T FUCKING JINX IT.
phome83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Turned my air on today.
Middle of December, 75 degrees in Jersey.
Metallicpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
and godbless
Mutjny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't put the hink on it. Last years Winter of Doom didn't start until about now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is like every conversation I've had with an acquaintance for the last few weeks.
armalcolite1969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT THE FUCK UP THATS WHAT WE SAID LAST YEAR
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Keeps fuckin with me. It'll be pretty chilly one day so I'll think "Okay, Winter, a little late, but I see you've finally arrived." And then the next day I grab my jacket and scarf and head out the door and them I'm like "Welp, it's fifty degrees, I look like an idiot."
pdrocker1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't jinx it, we had more than enough last year.
chadi4743 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, 63 in Mid December isn't normal??? /s
jakx102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No snow before Christmas! :D
truckmanjones ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:54:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin New Hampshire
PerplexedPirate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a fellow New Englander might I suggest these
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that's brilliant :D Bit of a price tag on those, but hey it might be worth it to not go surprise ice-skating this year!
PerplexedPirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're totally worth it. Avoid the really cheap ones for $5 and invest in a really good pair. One of those things that you spend good money on once and will last forever.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good advice. Have purchased a set. Will be receiving them in eight to ten business days :D
Rapejelly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You live in New England and can't shovel snow?
Must've just moved there. I dance around like it's my job on the snow and ice.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah been here my whole life. Which is even more pathetic 'cause I'm still perfectly awful at it :) It's just hard to shovel because of the wonderful layer of ice that always forms under the snow and makes me do what this guy is doing. End up buying bags of salt every year because I live on a hill and my car will do this too if I don't.
foo757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, slow down, you'll hurt yourself!"
Two things that aren't going to happen: me slipping while walking at my normal pace, and a New Englander slowing down for anything.
Bloated_Butthole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
North Dakota here, hi.
Zanna15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also from New England, this is quite real
sfzen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's been ~80 degrees in Louisiana for the past week.
Minn-ee-sottaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Minnesota. We laugh at you.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Showoff ;)
jonscrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just moved from NH to Alaska, jumped from a nice typical 50 degree fall to 0 degrees middle of winter.
MuseDrones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not if you're trying to ski #icecoast
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People that call it New England must not be very proud of the state they're in, lol. I can't imagine saying midwest instead of the mitten, too weird.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its Connecticut. Not too much to be proud of here, unless you really freaking love taxes and lighthouses.
boiledpotatoFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We don't experience seasons here. I've never seen snow. Is it really that slippery? Also are vehicles affected from the temperature?
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It can be that slippery. Usually it isn't, but if its real cold at night, the surface freezes and then its that bad. Or, if snow starts to melt then refreezes, the bottom layer turns into ice and then you'd better say a prayer, trying to walk on it :)
Cars tend to slide really easily on black ice, which is ice that you can't see. It blends into whatever surface its on. And, just from personal experience, my car takes FOREVER warming up in the winter. But that's probably because its an absolute dinosaur.
exodeath29 ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:14:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just died, please help
mitchell271 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 18:41:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People have added him to other gifs, and they're even better
http://i.imgur.com/G3GB5OO.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/xeWHwfp.gifv
Skull_Candy_ ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 17:36:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wew wew wew wew wew wew
AppropriateUzername ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:23:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lad
redditing_naked ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's just standing there, menacingly
smokeygun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wew lad
PM_ELBOW_PICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lad
PandaSexiness ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lad
themw2guyyouknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
F
MiguelSalaOp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A
Micropiig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Q
psychodreamr ยท 414 points ยท Posted at 17:17:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be fake as fuck.
Lyktan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:56:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, pretty obvious.
Holy_Stromboli ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:14:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It definitely is fake, but it's still pretty funny.
obihansolo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Wait, what grounds do we have that it's fake?
I remember seeing this like last year and I was under the impression that it was just a funny candid video. It's not impossible to slip on snowy ice, then lose and regain your balance by flailing.
Edit: alright fine, it's fake
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6720854
Holy_Stromboli ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:23:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why the hell would someone film someone shoveling snow?
hippy_barf_day ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not doubting that it is indeed fake, but that's not good enough proof. People seriously film the most mundane, boring shit all the time.
At_Least_100_Wizards ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Eh... it's on par with a pratfall from a children's comedy.
Dlgredael ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:10:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well la-ti-fricken-da, Mr. Wizards doesn't approve of our peasant humour. Sorry to offend you Lord.
toredthegreat ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's called the recovery flail it happens when you really don't want to fall and is icy
[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 19:19:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lived in Missouri, and I slipped on a patch of ice on my front porch. It took me a good 20 seconds to actually fall. I think the flailing actually hurt me more than the fall did.
toredthegreat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:48:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But it's instinctive to not want to fall
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:52:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Instinct was being a twat that day.
Erzsabet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've under the snow.
psychodreamr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:20:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that way sometimes too.
Erzsabet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking phone. Ice*
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It totally is.
That_secret_chord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't give a fuck! This is still funny as hell!
SweetNeo85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he said, based on nothing.
Geter_Pabriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He said, based on watching the gif
SweetNeo85 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:42:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Then he must have never been on ice before. Shit's slippery yo.
VIsForVoltz2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:44:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes, and whenever I go out to shovel ice, I have my friend record me.
Pandanym ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Think of all the times it has happened without someone filming.
BitchesMakePuppies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's completely fake. And as a snow-dweller, it really bugs me. You can see his feet getting a firm plant a few times before he twists. A slip and fall lasts like two seconds MAX. This is like six seconds long.
I don't know why I'm so passionate about this.
bobafoot17 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is more fake than the Ulysses bucket list thing.
EyeshadowWithGlasses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your face is fake as fuck.
psychodreamr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're a car!
frizoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just belieeeeve
185139 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does it matter?
Airborne_Mule ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And it's still funny as fuck
RyanLionel01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wild ride
go-cartMozart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Black people are such good dancers
darkbydesire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When you live in a world where shovels are kept captive as slaves and one of them is trying to escape so you try to stop him
muggtonp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe relevant
ItsTheSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You see, the mistake people make is that they don't land with their feet AND hands!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey check it out, Old Man Marley
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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kmduncan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/G3GB5OO.gifv thanks to u/Electrical_circuit
iSuggestViolence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if this is the greatest save of all time, or the greatest dancer of all time.
UncleCreepE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That guy got some moves.
bjsy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What kills me is that he never actually falls.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This person can't live in Minnesota. They would die here.
FadedAsAHabit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He fell for 8 seconds lmfao
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It would be better with little explosions hitting around his feet
Tadiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That takes talent.
Boomshakalaka89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/G8UbQOo.gif The best
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He was falling for like ten seconds.
Eatinglue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The South remembers.
Not-a-ostrich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard I had to turn off my phone
Animoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who has never been in snow.. I feel like this would be me
HAPKOLlJA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
push the tempo
DroidLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This if fucking brilliant, I don't know how the cameraman managed to hold it still.
SubduedChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone got the Star Wars one?
kmduncan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/TL38DnwPrSM
Golhec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is me ice skating.
KokiriEmerald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know he's doing that on purpose right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Life. Life never changes.
idma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
its basically a guy who is brand new to snow and doesn't know what its like to slip....until now
runonandonandonanon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That shovel is cursed!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The video Andre 3000 watched to get his moves for Hey Ya!
wggn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that looks fake as hell
flyinginthetardis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know why this showed up on my Facebook news feed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he's not falling, he is just rocking out to some Bad Brains or something
Belowme78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious! Laughed my ass off
DuhTabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Omfg it's so good
marshsmellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh jesus I can't breathe!
zerocoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that looks fake ๐
olenhador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=gv2f6nH&v=uxpDa-c-4Mc&s=55 - Coldline Bling
Shiroi_Kage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ISS has been falling since it was constructed.
Caleb_Krawdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's impressive. I usually just take the L after 3 seconds
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The celebration at the end is the absolute best.
cuthbertnibbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
With Music
AwesomesaucePhD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After reading that melanoma story I needed this.
Arnator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to save this thread. Nice!
Tartantyco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's. So. Fucking. Fake.
theeskimobear1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like he's in a mosh pit
Shower_Handel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:59 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus it looks like he is trying to aggressively breakdance
edwardshinyskin ยท 4897 points ยท Posted at 14:57:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
4chan does guns
newpoeracer ยท 3126 points ยท Posted at 19:15:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They left out the best one
isysopi201 ยท 202 points ยท Posted at 19:42:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the knife with a bi-pod is the best, but alas they left it out also.
Big_G_Dog ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:19:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just unlocked the bipod....for the bipod
Calob_24 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:35:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How full is your shit bucket?
LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:49:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I demand picture!!!
GodEmperorOfTheEarth ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:01:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The biped knife was actually a feature in battle field 4.
Trippy-Skippy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:09:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would definitely use that! The recoil on any other knife is just too much for me to handle :/
ThirtyFirst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:31 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now look what you've done. I've spat my drink at the screen laughing mad. I'll be sending you a check* soon, Mr. Trippy-Skippy!
Trippy-Skippy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:24 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free of charge :)
ThirtyFirst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:28:53 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly for that amount, you villain! :)
TimMeijer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:19:53 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those're fuckin' garden shears, right? Otherwise, the designers of BF4 have an awesome sense of humor.
austindoggie ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:04:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not a belly itcher!
SupermotoSchmidt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:54:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
we want a catcher!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:33:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:51 on May 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we want a batter!
Karfroogle ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 20:30:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The doubly silent killer
Tommy2255 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 21:29:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It makes less than no sound.
Karfroogle ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:37:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Negasound
Tommy2255 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:55:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The only way to protect our soldiers from this weapon is for everyone to scream constantly 24/7. That way when the screaming stops, we know they're dead.
Anderos787 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:24:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Any sound within a 2 meter radius is absorbed into this knife
ThirtyFirst ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:06:12 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, that's it. I'm paging /u/ItsADnDMonsterNow stat.
ItsADnDMonsterNow ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:16:13 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-- ItsADnDItemNow --
Dagger of Silence
Weapon (dagger), rare
This weapon functions as a +1 Dagger (you gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made using this weapon).
Additionally, when you reduce a creature to 0 hit points with a weapon attack using this dagger, it casts the silence spell centered on the target of that attack, with a duration of 1 minute. Once this power manifests, it cannot manifest again for 6 hours.
ThirtyFirst ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:09:47 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0_0
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Can you do the same, but with a negasound variant mentioned somewhere around, please? Thank you!
nullSword ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:45:58 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did, silence mutes all sounds in the area
ThirtyFirst ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:29:49 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh dear, a nullsword is speaking to me
nullSword ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:01:56 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! You have just been nullified, you now cease to exist!
ThirtyFirst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(rolls Egregious Defense = 20)
Sorry, I only seem to be ceasing to desist. 0.o
Jonyb222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:58:35 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They might have meant the sound is absorbed into the knife for later replay type of idea.
Adrastos42 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:07:47 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
== ItIsNowAnItemForDandD ==
The Last Word
Weapon (dagger), Unique
Somewhat ornate but not egregiously so, this dagger was commissioned by a collector with very... specific tastes. Many an assassin has sought this dagger only to have their last gasp become it's latest recording. It is said among those steeped in lore that the last words of it's creator are the very first to have been etched into it's memory
This weapon functions as a +3 Dagger (you gain a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made using this weapon).
Additionally, once a day, you may activate the special properties of the dagger. Firstly, the next strike made with the dagger is guaranteed to be a critical hit, and will bypass any non-epic damage resistance or immunity to critical hits. Secondly, the dagger begins absorbing all sound within a 2 metre radius. Those inside the 2 metres notice nothing unusual, but to those outside, it is as if the two metres are under the effect of a Silence spell centred on the dagger.
If the next strike after activation does not bring it's target to 0 or fewer hitpoints, the charge is wasted. The Silence effect ends, and all the sound that had been absorbed since activation is released at once in a single thunderclap. How loud this is depends on how much noise was absorbed, but it is usually loud enough to alert anyone nearby.
However, if the next strike after activation does bring it's target to 0 or fewer hitpoints, then the dagger fulfils it's purpose. Firstly, it is partially recharged - it can be activated again in just 1 hour, rather than tomorrow. Secondly, the dagger continues recording sound for another minute, at which point the Silence effect ends and the sounds recorded are committed to the dagger's memory.
Any recording in The Last Word can be replayed at any time with use of the proper command word. Said command word can be discovered with a DC15 Spellcraft check, or the requirement can be bypassed each time with a DC15 Use Magical Device check. Any recording can be permanently deleted with a separate command word that requires a DC30 Spellcraft check to learn. Additionally, if you are not the original commissioner of the dagger the deletion command word requires a DC25 UMD check each time you make use of it.
It is not known how many recordings The Last Word can hold, though there is a limit. The dagger may have any number of recordings on it when found, but will always have that of it's creator, which cannot be deleted.
How's that? Hope it works alright, I've never actually played DnD so all the numbers are pretty much pulled out my arse. Hopefully it's close enough though. I really like the idea of someone who collects esoteric things like people's last words. Maybe they'd lend the party the dagger to collect someone specific? And big thanks to /u/ItsADnDMonsterNow (also /u/Jonyb222) for inspiring this and being generally cool!
ItsADnDMonsterNow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:51:36 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha! Awesome.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Ohh, shiiii--
...Wow. Well done. Seriously.
slow clap
For reals, aside from a few technical wording differences (which only rules lawyers like me would probably notice anyway), this sounds like something I'd make. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a little bit envious that I didn't think of this myself. Bravo!
Adrastos42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:58:28 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, wow, thank you! That is high praise indeed, your stuff is generally awesome:D I guess all those years reading the Order of the Stick comic and forums finally paid off!
ThirtyFirst ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:36:08 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to repost it to your subreddit, ItsADnD? Please. It's a killer item.
ItsADnDMonsterNow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:24 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hehe, pun.
Anyway -- I did the next-best-thing and reposted it under the original, giving /u/Adrastos42 full credit.
Adrastos42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:40 on January 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you very much! Your validation provides me with warm fuzzies.
Jonyb222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:53 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that's good, you definitely outperformed ItsADnDMonsterNow there (if it wasn't already obvious by his own comment)
Adrastos42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:59 on January 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:32 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Adrastos42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:20 on January 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
Adrastos42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:28 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Done!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do two silences cancel each other out?
Karfroogle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think they somehow absorb the sound around them.
ThirtyFirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They enter into the Silence Cascade and begin resonating, sending outside sounds into the interference range.
Illogical_Blox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Literally today a guy was trying to get a reskin of the YER on /r/tf2 of that.
TheKappaOverlord ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:55:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its missing a Bi-pod and a 12x scope and it will be perfect soviet killing machine.
ThirtyFirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:25 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can it work after 2 weeks underwater in dirt?
Edbwn ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:40:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, like the Christmas carol! Silent Knife!
Eye_five_jibblets ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:44:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You see comrade, when knife is silence, enemy will not hear stab and you will be stealth.
potajedechicharo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:00:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Silent knife. Holy knife.
I'll see myself out.
blamb211 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also missing the grenade with the silencer
chasingchicks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
ThisFrickinSite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fucking dead.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:48:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man. The knife with the scope is the best.
ShadoHazard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:27 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
By far the best!
ThirtyFirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:19 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You, sir Newpoeracer, left me giggling silly like a mad fat satiated satisfied Joker. Why.
Evaldas_ ยท 2665 points ยท Posted at 15:41:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That knife with the scope must be used in a slapstick comedy about war.
JpillsPerson ยท 661 points ยท Posted at 16:33:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yeah that was the one that made me laugh
Cardboardboxkid ยท 420 points ยท Posted at 17:20:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I definitely chuckled on that one. But my favorite is the knife catapult.
TheFeshy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:52:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best was the AT-AT style one firing pistols that were firing as they went. Much death. So terror.
captain_slutski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/DeliriousWanDassierat#
delicious_grownups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was my favorite
sjhock ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:14:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
War would be far better if we only had knifeapults.
DetectorOfCirclejerk ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's so fucking stupid I can't even. XD
Dragon_Fisting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I personally think the chisel and bullet holder is subtle genius.
Mechbowser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:58:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a gun flinging AT-AT! That was my favorite.
Eye_five_jibblets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SWORDSPLOSION!! (Just Borderlands thing)
wOlfLisK ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:31:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the hammer and chisel style gun.
HerrSchnee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, take this as well
http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MTG/C13/en/nonfoil/GoblinSharpshooter.jpg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've got it saved on my phone, and even though I see it every week the knife still makes my lose my shit, sometimes I cry with laughter
Asddsa76 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:54:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a knife in Battlefield 4 with a bipod.
Antilogicality ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:57:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yup, it's a reference to an animated webseries called Battlefield Friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvU3M6Ya1JI
kidfockr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
C100, also known as the best knife in the game.
risingpowers ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've mentioned this before, but everyone focuses on the knife with the scope but few seem to notice that #1 is also just a knife.
Tacoman404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The first one is great when you realize there isn't even an actual gun in there.
raidwarden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha hahaha the scoped knife made me laugh so hard
TOASTEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember some kids from school made a student film about a bunch of hitmen trying to kill Waldo, and it had a scoped knife in it.
The school-owned donut disposal unit (cop, in other words) had him destroy all copies of it because "it might make someone scared."
prizefyter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:54:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or something Carrot Top would use in his props act.
sorenslothe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the standard issue CoD: Modern Warfare 3 knife. Old news, really.
Alex011 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For when you absolutely need to stab someone up close accurately.
Nyath ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
not a scope but since the knife model fits, I guess it came from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvU3M6Ya1JI
andrewnious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:38:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The knife and scope is the perfect metaphor for war
Sworn_to_Ganondorf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:27:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/tvU3M6Ya1JI
2:20
Griffolion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:43:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In the YouTube series BFF's, the "Commander" character unlocks a bipod for his knife.
danish_hole ยท 1249 points ยท Posted at 17:16:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Omfg that second one. A fucking mallet, firing pin and a bullet
Echelon64 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 18:43:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Feinstein approved.
SingleLensReflex ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:09:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can't commit mass shootings with this!
Echelon64 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:43:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ban multiple mallets! High capacity mallet carrying should be illegal.
13speed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:34:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I see that is a Tactical Mallet.
BANNED
danish_hole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Something that goes up?
BANNED
SurrealSage ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:50:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am imagining someone holding it up, this massive bullet on it, and slowly waving the hammer in preparation to strike. Sounds like something from a Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner cartoon.
TheLoveofDoge ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:11:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the weapon of choice for hipsters.
derzigo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:01:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dumb question: would that work actually?
danish_hole ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:45:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It might blow up in your hand though so that's cool
danish_hole ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:47:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No not at all, no chamber to build pressure and no barrel to send the bullet down range
Garbear115 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
With no chamber, it would essentially just explode
RapNVideoGames ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:08:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So it does work.
Garbear115 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:19:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You could set off the primer and ignite the powder with a punch and a hammer but it wouldn't "work" in the sense that a gun works. Like, you wouldn't be able to shoot somebody with it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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wggn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Besiege?
politicize-me ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The first one made me thing, this is unconventional and excessive but I guess if you're really passonite it's cool
Second one I thought certainly wasn't safe and couldn't be serious.
Third made me realize they were stupid pictures, not serious designs.
BarkMark ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The first one with 12+ scopes and the firing mechanism replaced with a knife didn't make you think they were stupid pictures?
TheeLukee ยท 725 points ยท Posted at 17:09:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that fucking scoped knife gets me every time
ShadowShine57 ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's so simple compared to the other ones, yet the best.
SordidDreams ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Brevity is the soul of wit.
- some dead guy
WIGGIE_FIFES ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:56:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I just unlocked the bi-pod for my knife"
eamono99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys, just unlocked the bipod for my bipod"
WIGGIE_FIFES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You ever see "Battlefield Friends" on YouTube?
eamono99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. That's what I was referencing
kelminak ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I glossed over this one not realizing how funny it is and now I'm cracking up a second time. Thanks for pointing this out.
nondescriptshadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The first one it's a scoped knife too
_pH_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Battlefield 4 has a knife with a bipod
Wildcat7878 ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 18:57:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking lost it at the walking handgun catapult.
EHW101 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:18:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was absolutely howling at that point!
Revolver_Camelot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's my favorite
zb0t1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:26:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
First one and I was already in tears. My sides and back hurt now.
mostlyemptyspace ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:06:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha omg a gun that flings smaller guns firing off in every fucking direction!
Elchidote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The knife catapult!
SenorRobert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:06 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you find it.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're aware that this thread is almost a month old right?
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:03 on May 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Wildcat7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:46 on May 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not even the same guy, and its five months old now.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:07 on May 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thatsthejoke.jpg
rumor_ ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of when someone from /k/ did this http://imgur.com/UrMos
BobTehCat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:53:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
jesus christ why
Toxiccameron ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:03:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
why
even from someone who doesn't own a gun this looks stupid
OfficialRambi ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:21:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not even that it looks stupid, it was an original Nazi stock. It's pretty much a massive functioning piece of history and he painted ponies on it.
probablyhrenrai ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:19:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking hell, sometimes I hate people.
This is like that one "art" group that destroyed a vintage porsche for no reason.
It wasn't even creatively done, it was literally just them destroying a porsche.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:50:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing those "artists" destroyed someone else's piece of art.
Tadiken ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:55:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The first one doesn't even shoot
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a year I can't stop laughing
Drasern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well duh... it's a knife. Why would it shoot.
spoonman25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a typical day on r/weekendgunnit
juicegently ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is that subreddit?
Psycroptic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No offense but has anyone ever told you that the third is sorta phallic?
IamOiman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I unlocked a bipod for my bipod" - Level 100 Colonel
ForscythBrazilliance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THE WEAPONS TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
AnonymousDratini ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Of dey have more barrels den deys shoot bettah.
supremecrafters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a program I can use to make these?
EmvyPH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't why this is funnier than it's supposed to be. I kept giggling.
ThundercuntIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a program were you can design your own guns? Either way made me think of when 4chan parodied the new lightsaber in various ridiculous ways.
suplexcomplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love the trebuchet gun.
SekondaH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I'm dying at the catapult one; its the fact they are firing.
rasmus9311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/mallninjashit
Edgefactor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm partial to the knife attached to the rifle stock.
nahfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn. I use to draw shit like this when I was a youngn
Inkertus_0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone then went on and compared some of those to programming
TheTweets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
#4... I could swear a kid from school drew that and proudly showed off his 'invention'. Guess I know where he got the idea from, now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i laughed so fucking hard at the knife scope
minastirith1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These are hilarious. That fucking catapult gun... jesus fuck.
If you google "4Chan Does Guns" there's a ton more of them
Killshot_Jon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I've seen some of these in Battlefield
this_guy_over_here_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lost my shit on the knife with the scope!! hahahahahaha
300600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
#2 is so wiley coyote it makes me crack up every single time.
MLPVoiceActing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/k/ would have a fit
forgotmydamnpass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They're probably the ones that made these monstrosities.
TheDesktopNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a normal day in r/mallninjashit
kelminak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just cried laughing at work because of this. The one where it's throwing guns fucking cracked me up. Thank you for sharing this.
KawKawww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much exactly what Resonance of Fate was like for me.
VY_Cannabis_Majoris ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:35:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hammer & a 50 caliber lol
TriFireHD ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:48:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
saved
destructor_rph ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:11:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like what the brady campaign thinks guns are
Jetskigunner ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:15:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just unlocked the bipod for my knife....
AuraXmaster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a video game called resonance of fate
Dallasabx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:45:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Send this to ISIS!
BlackDynomo ยท 3432 points ยท Posted at 17:28:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/W1f3RzK.gifv
[deleted] ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 18:49:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I miss that show. I own every season but I still miss it.
evenman27 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:18:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What show is this?
evan_ktbd ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:41:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reno 911
Lampmonster1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:31:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reno 911, as others said. Imagine Cops if the cops they followed were all corrupt, incompetent, morons. And they all bang a lot.
war_king123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what show is it?
probablyhrenrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reno 911
SimmeG99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What show?
probablyhrenrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reno 911
mcggjoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What show is it?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reno 911
TheEpicEdge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What show is it?
Orvergon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what show is this?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reno 911! I really enjoy it. It's a shitty spin off of cops.
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:51:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Spin off is not the right word. It's a parody.
LuckysCharmz ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:23:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/InstructiveGoodBovine
peanutbuttahcups ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:39:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is that from?
Link245 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:05:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen the movie but if I were to guess it would be Catch-22.
Matthew0wns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I need to know what movie this is from! I can't find it
xSPYXEx ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:03:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah Reno 911, easily identifiable by the short shorts.
cerialphreak ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:52:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
GOD DAMN THAT FAST EDDIE MCCLINTOCK
Rivoch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:35:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest gif I've ever seen.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never watched Reno, is this the show and do you know what episode I can find the actual scene in?
TaylorIsABandGeek ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:30:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Season 3, Episode 5: Fastest Criminal in Reno.
Awexlash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah it's Reno 911. I'm not sure what episode number it is but I'm pretty sure it's called "The Ballad of Fast Eddie" or something like that.
agoia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RIP your life. The movie is hilarious as well.
Jack_Bartowski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn i miss that show.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh great now I have to binge watch Reno 911 again
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I knew what was going to happen and it still made me laugh 'till I cried. Thank you for posting that!
davidoftheyear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I can't tell you how much I needed this today. Thank you.
DragonTamerMCT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you can see the car get destroyed when it lands but then it cuts to it being fine
PM_ME_PETS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wow I just had to try so hard not to make a complete fool of myself in the library. Thanks for the laugh!
TheHerpsMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
+++
CuteBunnyWabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I used to watch this show all the time but now for the life of me can't recall the name.
goldenboy2191 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have shown this to 4 people while continuously laughing. Thank you for this.
PSNDrhoneydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Stop in the name of the law, and the laws name is Deputy Raineesha Williams!
DoTheQwert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lil late but what's this from?
Ethost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit what is this from?
TheSwissArmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I miss Reno 911
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that's brilliant. Now I have it saved
OverGr0wth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce?
TheKrazeTrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:04 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is brilliant, what show/movie is this?
austindoeshalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for my new favorite gif!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the original version of this? Is it from a movie?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:21:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reno 911
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
calling in /u/gallowboob
DoktorMantisTobaggan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:56:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this from?
TaylorIsABandGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a show, Reno 911!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:07:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is this from
gamesk0 ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 20:30:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/qM6KaEy.gifv
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:28:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what kinda fucking idiot fills their tub completely up?
zyxwa2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
exactly what i thought
shmameron ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:10:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FranDankly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:49:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dog paddling intensifies
gfysbro ยท 940 points ยท Posted at 15:03:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs
IXenomorph9605 ยท 304 points ยท Posted at 17:32:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When your teacher asks you to explain your answer
adiverges ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:29:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Engineering school in a nutshell.
BoomerKeith ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:52:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here, let me shake things up and call the teacher:
Here, whoop, parumpf...
Virus64 ยท 430 points ยท Posted at 16:53:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can tell how neat the video is, because of how it is.
[deleted] ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 17:11:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How neat is that?
ankrotachi10 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 18:07:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty neat.
Fristiloverke13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:23:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING NEAT BRO
jonomw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
bringmemorewine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty neat.
my_so_called_life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
neat
TheFlip-Side ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty neat!
detective_m_scarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty neat!
tripledavebuffalo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saw the word "neat" and I instantly knew exactly why that link was dark, dark purple.
exodeath29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, that's neat.
Womaninblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty neat.
nypvtt ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 16:00:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I bet that guy does a GREAT Chris Farley!!
Kongo204 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:06:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
eizoop ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:04:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's like a mix of Chris Farley and Dr. Steve Brule.
bitterella ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Took me a second to find my glasses and realize it WASN'T Chris Farley.
XXIAIXX ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:13:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What does it for me is that really short music loop.
bitterella ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:40:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Gee dang it"
goalstopper28 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like a SNL skit.
RnRaintnoisepolution ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:43:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's too funny to be an SNL skit.
ZarkingFrood42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:01:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guitar is so perfect in this video.
AKnightAlone ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:40:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's my role model for life.
emsude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This belongs on /r/InterdimensionalCable
yimyames ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:09:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy talks like someone on Rick and Morty.
Schleckenmiester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I remember this lol xD
NachozRule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty neat
mollymauler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i saw this in a comment thread about a week ago and watched them all. Some seriously funny shit right here!
InbreadSourdough ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this where the whole "you can tell ______ because of the way it is" thing came from? This is great, thanks!
moviequote88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
r/nottimanderic
eizoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that!
pjcheme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God! That music!
mnan48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Steve Brule, is that you?
kirrkirr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. I love this video.
madcaplarks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
surely this is written by Justin Roiland? "Gotta get some person space"
CabooseMSG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're pretty neat, but i respect your distance
Konker101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hes like Chris Farley
whiterook6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd listen to this music on repeat while playing Dwarf Fortress
hahapoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thats neat as fuck where do you think this was filmed?
theonlybluecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's like a skinny Chris Farley.
TRUE_BIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoyed that.
masterbaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My god that reminds me way too much of Chris Farley
OnionSquire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of my silly dreams is to be a network executive so that I can launch a full series and send them to the most remote and majestic locations on the planet.
Deacon_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:22 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a long Adult Swim bump.
Chimone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is very Tim and Eric-y
TheAero1221 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:55:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The style of this video kinda reminds me of Rick & Morty. The stuttering in the words and sense of terrible improvisation is what really makes it hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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SuperSaiyanNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what a dumb rule. you can't bend the rules for the context of a thread?
avgjoegeek ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly enough (NSFW) Hypnotizing
Otherwise it's more related to random crap that interests me.
winter_mutant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I got really hopeful when you said 'hypnotizing'.
avgjoegeek ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:09:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OK - that there is some freaky shit.
winter_mutant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:11:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, really? I guess I'm desensitized to it because it doesn't feel like that to me.
avgjoegeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OK - I think I'm missing the point of it. Care to explain? I really didn't get it.
winter_mutant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a gentler and more seductive version of BDSM, essentially. You can change how people think or cause them to feel sensations that don't exist, give them false memories, make them feel as if they're tied up, it's even possible to give them orgasm commands or make them unable to cum without permission. All kinds of possibilities.
avgjoegeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:) I'll stick with my original comment. Still... interesting!
AgAero ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:48:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...sauce?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:05:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Her name is Lexi Panterra and she's on Youtube.
AgAero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:32:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking it looked familiar...
[deleted] ยท 6073 points ยท Posted at 15:51:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://i.imgur.com/FUjbGPe.jpg
Edit: Man, these responses... So glad I could give you guys a laugh!
[deleted] ยท 2294 points ยท Posted at 17:47:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Mass graves were too dignified.
Japlow ยท 678 points ยท Posted at 18:27:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn! I always thought it was tamahto tamayto
IAMA_REDNECK_AMA ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 18:55:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tomayyyylmaoto
TayntWashington ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:42:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You say tamahto tamayto, I say tomayto tomahto.
peperoncini ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
tomayto tomahto tamahto tamayto
sophrocynic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice chiasmus there
WolfieTheWolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just thought it was tomato tomato.
becauzetheinternet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it was pronounced Tomato Tomato..?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Weird.
I've been saying Tomato Tomato this whole time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
close but no cigar
learnyouahaskell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ayy tomato
GigaRebyc ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:49:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You sneaky editor, you.
Lordford_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:54:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with your edit?
manwith4names ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So it's not Tomayto Tomayto? Because I thought it was the same word twice
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:00:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the same word, but based on the concept that people pronounce the word differently. Saying 'Tomayto Tomahto' (Tomato Tomato) Is an expression used to say that two distinctions really have no difference.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Tomahto Tomahto.
CrabbyBlueberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's from a song
piggletts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you even think that?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:25:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...Why would you assume the same word was supposed to be pronounced differently in the two instances?
The owners are apparently unaware that people pronounce words in the way their dialect pronounces it.
CrabbyBlueberry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Let's call the whole thing off.
Lunchbox725 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:49:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Explain for the comedically challenged?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:14:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He edited it from "I have seen this many times and just now realized that it is Tomayto Tomahto" to the mass grave comment. So I have no idea
bjsy92 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what caused you to realize it this time though?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No idea. It just clicked as I read it.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:01:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tomayto Tomahto is a common expression. It's the only way the name makes sense!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's used to say that the distinctions between A and B are trivial, and that A and B are really the same!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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piggletts ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:09:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That never occurred to you before? What kind of person has never heard that phrase before? Unless you're not from an English speaking country.
finalaccountdown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I dont understand your comment.
Lunchbox725 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what?
Gekokapowco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh jesus this changed
mydearwatson616 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You say "Tomayto Tomahto", I say "Tomayto Tomayto".
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which is how I've always read it as well. And I always thought 'What a dumb name for a restaurant.' At least this way it makes sense!
piggletts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You really thought that phrase used the same pronunciation twice? You've never heard it aloud? What is wrong with people.
zakzam ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell is wrong with you!
Im4gesAndW0rds ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love Textastrophe.
edit: http://textastrophe.com/
archeronefour ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:31:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit the babysitting one.
Im4gesAndW0rds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hysterical.
TheKRAMNELLA ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:34:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also dontevenreply.
Chew_Kok_Long ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i wanted to go to sleep, now I'm still awake laughing, tears in my eyes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of letters from a nut
PsychoWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a sub for it?
Im4gesAndW0rds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not that I know of. Just the website.
Nevaen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm back from the journey after clicking that link and I'm definitely out of lols for the time being. The reptile rescue made me cry.
sobermonkey ยท 494 points ยท Posted at 17:40:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of a dick move.
Sk8r115 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:03:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I got half way through a comment like "I mean he's not really costing them any- ooooooooooh"
peanutkid ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:02:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In bird culture, maybe.
Ghostronic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gub a nub nub doo rah kah.
dl8s ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's just having a ball.
oat_milk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:57:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
boo. low hanging fruit.
NeedHelpWithExcel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:35:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe.
I think it's more of a harmless prank. It didn't cost the other person any money or anything, maybe like a couple hours interacting with the prankster.
And because of that glorious prank thousands of people got a good laugh.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:39:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Scyrothe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You almost said "It's just a prank." So close...
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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sobermonkey ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:52:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whoosh.
disposablechild ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Get out of here with your shitty puns
SSJZoroDWolverine ยท 727 points ยท Posted at 16:54:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I almost spit my coffee holy shit!
Artificialx ยท 767 points ยท Posted at 18:28:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://dontevenreply.com/ Pretty sure it's this guys page. He is an infamous craigslist troll.
EDIT: Ok, not that guy.
Tamparockout17 ยท 549 points ยท Posted at 18:45:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've spent hours on this site. My favorite is disguised weapons
bob1689321 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 21:01:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
My favourites are the clumsy seller and the special olympics, but they're all great.
EDIT: You're right. The disguised weapons post was hilarious.
The_edref ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:12:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"most feared team in the special olympics" really cracked me up
whywontidie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Comanche quest had me in fucking tears! Great site.
Tickles_My_Pickles ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:23:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is my all time favorite. I crack up everytime I read it haha.
DennyCH ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:05:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with the comments on there though
Krakkin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:41:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god that was the funniest shit I've read in months.
Pagan-za ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:30:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Photoshop troll is also hilarious.
bob1689321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:33 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
According to Chrome, the site contains malware.
Pagan-za ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:48 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I occasionally get that warning too. But not all the time. And I run sophos and MBAM with live scanning. No idea why chrome throws that up some times.
GenePoolCleaner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:02:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU THIRSTY FOR JUSTICE
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:26:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell are the comments on that? It's like some of them are trying to sell mascara, but they're all randomly generated by bots made by somebody that only has a basic handle on english.
slaboon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:17 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it looks so weird, almost surreal.
Sofiapie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This brought me to tears.
Roomso1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say thank you. I've been stuck on that site for 30 minutes now and it is rare for me to be reading something alone and laugh out loud but I'm fucking crying of laughter. <3
Zenabel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great. now I'm here at work trying to silent chuckle, looking like a dumbass
lantern55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he's obviously never played knifey-spooney before
ncooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you read this email as if the pranker is Dwight Schrute, it makes it 10x better
RichardRogers ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:05:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's not, that guy operates via email. Textastrophe is a different person.
Sol_Primeval ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's Textastrophe from iFunny.
DuckTub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, this is the one
Rapier_and_Pwnard ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:34:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda like a rip off of 27bslash6, World's most sarcastic Graphic Designer from Australia.
Louiecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I was looking for!
TheScreamingMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are the emails faked?
Rapier_and_Pwnard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, and most of the earlier stuff is making fun of his coworkers
Dwbrown705 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one made me laugh for a good while Rocked
BlooJooce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC it's from http://textastrophe.com
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Three right turns can make a left."
That is where I lost my shit.
mashkawizii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've always thought he was the same person doing these but I haven't found some of this stuff on dontevenreply.
Freezer1002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did he quit making this stuff?
TarAldarion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the Spider guy?
Louiecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gordomperdomper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm upset he no longer does updates. I have the book and loved it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I scared my neighbours when I first found that site. I was howling for over an hour until I was dry heaving from laughter. It's that funny.
AKC-Colourization ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He was the best. I kinda feel his latest were fakes and then he disappeared. 27bslash6 took over as the best, his book was good but he kinda disappeared too after that.
Who's going to fill the gap?
Classified0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm disappointed that he hasn't released any new content since June 2013. I found him around 2012 and read his emails every couple of months, but I've since forgotten about it. It'll be a good read to go through them again though.
DJ_Fabulous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was just reading out the Japanese TV manual to my SO and was crying with laughter. Funniest thing I've read for a while. Thanks for posting ๐
natos20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That site is a fucking goldmine.
n8lyons213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Either way, thank you for this link. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you so much!
jurburr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that was hilarious, I've never laughed harder by anything I've seen on Reddit.
N1CK4ND0 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:31:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I spit out my coffee and I'm not even drinking any!
SSJZoroDWolverine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should see a doctor lol
rxsheepxr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me, or does everyone seem to always be drinking coffee when on Reddit?
pedantic_dullard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should swallow. สโฟ --
-Iamabeautifulperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell is wrong with you!
jeaguilar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If I share a link with my wife and she laughs at it, then it's a great link. This was a great link.
PMmeforsocialANXhelp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:43:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the laugh.
Charmanderp7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:24:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a subreddit for these types of conversations? I love them
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:07:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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mr_jiffy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares if it happened? The shit is still funny. But congratulations on your uber intelligence for not being tricked.
theruins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry for caring.
SanderBanderr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:56:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He/She's actually pretty talented
The-Juggernaut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The quote around sausage is so funny
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I needed to read this again. The perfect pick-me-up.
BlowerOTrees ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:25 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is AMAZING
prizefyter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Added to my Save archive!
Lystaireen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I give that an A+... Or an Omar's hotdog. Depends on the gender.
bobers654 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Need more of these
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You made me save that post. Nice work
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gave me a good laugh.
papitopaez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like something out of "Nathan for You"
PajamaHive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved.
Kall45 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
First time seeing this. If that was a legit conversation.. Amazing.
DoxasticPoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was wonderful. Thank you
havoc4me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's actually a bunch of those, different scenarios, floating around on the interwebz, everyone of them are equally hilarious!
C_IsForCookie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed that hard in a long fucking time - holy shit.
havoc4me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's actually a bunch of those, different scenarios, floating around on the interwebz, everyone of them are equally hilarious!
Jay0253 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe this is real.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved this
lachiendupape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In fucking crying you bastard, my wife thinks I'm insane
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If laugh is health I will live enough to eat a burger in Pluto.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
im crying omg
mealzer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I got distracted with the post above this one and thought I was in a thread about the deep sea, I was so confused as to why you posted this.
Black hole of reddit strikes again.
thatgoat-guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved.
BroKing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tomato Tomato is the worst name for an Italian restaurant I have ever heard.
ScooterPINKHeart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually crying from laughing so hard... Thanks!!!!
Slimy_Shart_Socket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saving your comment
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Omgosh that was hilarious. I'll rate that a 8=D
breauxbreaux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is funny but it seems totally fake.
htraos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:43:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell, I'm saving this comment.
TrashTongueTalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
Consloe_Prot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that David Thorne?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the Emails from an asshole guy?
DBDB7398 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like a real dick move to me. No pun intended.
i_wannatalktosamson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Textastrophe.com
There are a bunch even funnier than this, and there a book
invaderzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
textsastrophe.com
That's where it came from
haircurly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is like a Nathan for You episode
yomomma56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy that did this has a website full of similar pranks
http://textastrophe.com/
anddicksays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No homo, that was some talented art work imo
imatalkingmynahbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of "Missing Missy" http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
Aj16ay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A reddit repost from iFunny OC? Is this real life?
omarabbasi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I have a relevant user name.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, thanks for the laughs.
scshah00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out loud.
JohnBoyAndBilly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:38:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank God you made that completely pointless vanity edit. I would have assumed you didn't read the responses otherwise.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
do people really think this conversation is real?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:39:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
not when the humor hinges on a reaction?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You must be fun at the cinema.
CrAppyF33ling ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this why Sitcoms and comedic movies are horrible? I guess Adam Sandler needs to figure this out.
virgil2600 ยท 1496 points ยท Posted at 18:23:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Gz0lNPZ.gif i have no clue why i love this so much
NothappyJane ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:56:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's goddamn brilliant that's why. I love the eye flutter when he says you look wonderful
DestinyPvEGal ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Belle one made me spit everything everywhere
sidofsloths ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:54:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
;)
generalmalk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:16:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best one.
MinneapolisNick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Paging /u/greenmegandham
greenmegandham ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:41:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DISNEY PRINCESS SLOTH IS BEST SLOTH.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna need some context here
greenmegandham ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:25:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love sloths?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Kristen Bell
greenmegandham ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I did cry the first time I saw one...
Awpossum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are not alone.
EggSavior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is hands down the best thing I've seen all day
Segt-virke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That last one does it for me, ah man
jaypenn3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sloths are my favourite animal. Thank you for this.
virgil2600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No problem
rayn_phal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You'll never love sloths like Kristen Bell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70
ABuckAnEar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm losing my shit here. God damn beautiful.
ankrotachi10 ยท 2899 points ยท Posted at 15:02:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Game of Thrones - I love him like a brother, your grace
EDIT: By mods request, I've added some text.
merehow ยท 277 points ยท Posted at 16:20:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
FALSEisALWAYScorrect ยท 804 points ยท Posted at 16:28:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
GAME OF THRONES SPOILER
This is a picture of Cersei Lannister speaking to Brienne of Tarth. Brienne escorted Cersei's twin brother Jaime a long ways and bonded along the way. And you learn in episode 1 of GoT that Cersei and Jaime have an incestuous relationship.
ankrotachi10 ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 16:50:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To put it simply:
She shags her brother.
SG_Dave ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:50:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She loves her brother like a lover.
nolan1971 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:17:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I get all of that, but what's up with the last panel?
SG_Dave ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BSOD.
When a computer stops working, sometimes you get that screen. It's a visual representation that her brain has shutdown because she can't compute the response from Brienne. Did she mean that as in she slept with Jaime? As a jab at Cersei? Was it actually innocent? She doesn't know.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All of the above.
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:07:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm a brother lover, you're a brother lover we can fuck each other's brothers. Fuck each other's Bros.
ChrisZuk14 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:30:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She shags him rotten baby, yeahh!
Konker101 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:10:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i would bang my sister if she looked like that too.
ankrotachi10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:22:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
o_O
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:30:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
USOutpost31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is the longest lasting entertaining reddit thung. It just nvt gts ols
Jsouth14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean can you blame them?
Jungle2266 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:12:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Having never seen GoT but know of the incest and shit, I kinda got that, what I don't get is the last frame and bluescreen of death and weird cutout.
Sparkvoltage ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:56:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the blue screen of death is a joke on Cersei trying to comprehend Brienne's sibling love for Jaime and resulting in her "crashing" because the only love she sees Jaime for is sexual.
FALSEisALWAYScorrect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
because it seems like Brienne knows about their incest. This insults Cersei and the blue screen of death is symbolizing her anger.
"I love Jaime like a brother"
so does Cersei
At least that's what I got out of it.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking everybody knows.
HylianWarrior ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:14:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cersei in the last frame: ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE (0x4f4052)
kingeryck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But why does she bluescreen?
FALSEisALWAYScorrect ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cersei and her brother fuck eachother on the daily. Cersei loves her brother a little more than anybody else in the world. Brienne says she loves Jaime like a brother. Does Brienne know about their incestuous relationship?
The blue screen represents Cersei's brain crashing out of anger.
ankrotachi10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or failure to comprehend.
VY_Cannabis_Majoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who is Carsei and who I Brienne in the photo?
I still don't get it. What's with the illegible blue screen in the last pane?
FALSEisALWAYScorrect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...if you don't watch Game of Thrones you won't get it
VY_Cannabis_Majoris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They have bluescreens?
FALSEisALWAYScorrect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yes... they have magic, shape shifters, dragons, zombies, and last but not least! Blue Screens!
VY_Cannabis_Majoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is so fucking stupid
FALSEisALWAYScorrect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
from my other comment
ankrotachi10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Basically, she crashed trying to comprehend what she meant.
PolishBicycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But the blue screen? Is she just crashing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How do people not get this? It's not a complex joke at all.
PolishBicycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
old and out of the loop
SSV_Kearsarge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't pay him any mind, if you haven't seen the show it makes sense it'd go over your head - and that's okay!
Basically look at it like this - Cersei (in red) is having an incestuous relationship with her own brother, Jaime. Brienne (in blue) just brought Jaime back from a long bout in captivity, and the two of them became friends along the way (Brienne may or may not have developed some feelings for him as well)
So Cersei is asking Brienne if she's in love with Jaime, to which Brienne responds in a way that many of us would: "Oh, like a brother!" This - to most of us is obviously no big deal because its a platonic, but close bond.
Cersei, however, cannot comprehend what that means because she's fucking this particular brother, and she despises her other brother. She in short, her brain is crashing like the Blue Screen of Death in an attempt to comprehend what Brienne means by that simple statement.
Now that I've killed the frog here, I hope it makes a little more sense :-) to be fair, this piece of dialogue was never actually said in the show, but it makes for a hilarious joke.
eperker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:12 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I'm only four seasons in. I can't believe you spoiled episode 1!
mjrballer20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like you. I never finished the first book since it got spoiled on reddit in a random thread on the front page.
sobermonkey ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:48:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lets just say that Cersei is a big fan of /r/wincest
[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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nolan1971 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:17:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or, you know... watch all three, along with a few other shows.
Jobya ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:50:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree.
SlightlyProficient ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with your disagreement.
wonko221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you find your happy place some day. Until then, carry on.
Sparkvoltage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
gr8 b8
knukx ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:35:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how that isn't even a real BSOD in the background.
ankrotachi10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:52:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even notice! It says something about a sister, but It's too much a JPEG to tell
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:52:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only just realised that was a fairly smart insult. I don't know if Brienne meant it like that or not now, gosh darn it.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:51:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:59:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit. I thought something was off. Thanks for clearing that up, it's been a while since I rewatched GoT, the harddrive I had it all on got buggered so with my internet it's too much of a hassle to redownload.
Classic_Griswald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah okay, I thought it was direct lines from the show. I was gonna say, 'how the fuck I miss that?'
Dracosage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:52 on January 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering she doesn't say it at all, I don't think it matters. Having a quick witty response like that wouldn't even be remotely in line with Brienne's character.
Classic_Griswald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I remember this scene but it totally 'wooshed' over my head at the time...
Derpy_Bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember this, did she actually say this?
ankrotachi10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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ankrotachi10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Done.
Seal3824 ยท 1453 points ยท Posted at 16:55:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
"A wise man once told me, "steampunk is just goth kids who discovered the color brown""
(Credit goes to u/sugartrick)
and...
"I was taught: kookaburra shits in the old gum tree Shoot em up the arse with a 303 Die, kookaburra, die, kookaburra Dead your life must be. Yea New Zealand is a strange place"
(Credit goes to u/pez13)
and finally...
"never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye. never take the strike pads off a matchbook or go the the hardware store and then look by the paint thinners for muriatic acid, don't bring a pot into a rapid boil and get hydrogen peroxide or go to a farming store and then buy pH strips and pvc pipe or those fuel tanks that make outdoor grills light. CAUSE THATS HOW YOU MAKE CRYSTAL METH~"
(Credit goes to u/dangerevans007 and Whitest Kids U Know(Seriously, after the 10th time people said this is where it came from you'd think people would realize that they don't have to say it anymore))
dangerevans007 ยท 461 points ยท Posted at 17:16:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i am honored
Stevey854 ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 18:48:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
You are going to cinema
buttsack_ka_cha ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:22:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Real credit goes to the whitest kids u know, tho.
Recka ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:02:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
WKUK. Favourite skit show.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS
Jovanyesclair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You da bes ยฃยฃยฃ here i come
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
so
you sellin?
Cannabis_Cannibal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do I need to bring it back down to a simmer?
MegaUltraJesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this the Never Song by WKUK tho?
House_Of_Pies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why? You just took it from this WKUK sketch
https://youtu.be/YEAKPbg65Is
Starts around 0:53
dangerevans007 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:58:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i was just honored that something i knew was someones favorite thing they saved. i never claimed it was original.
davidjjdj ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 20:32:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, they deserve the real credit.
UnicornCan ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That last one is from a WKUK sketch
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:20:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Source on the last one.
ms4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Last ones from WKUK....
ERRORMONSTER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, ok. Muria, muriatic acid... add more.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks brahhhh
sjaardinaii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
there are no kookaburra in new zealand lol
Hylianstrikeforce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In case it isn't known, that last one about crystal meth is from a Whitest Kids U a Know sketch
http://youtu.be/gnPnEvy4e70
rockidol ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well goth kids who discovered brown and learned to chill the fuck out maybe.
Seriously when have you seen a steampunk person go on and on about how much pain they're in or how deep their torment is or whatever the fuck. They seem pretty nice.
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:50:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When was the last time you saw a Goth do that?
rockidol ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:14:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's like half their fucking gimmick.
"Life is pain, I'm a tormented soul, blah blah blah".
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:59:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some of the most well adjusted people I know are Goth. They just like dark shit. Don't be an idiot.
Squirrel_in_ur_head ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:19:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you are thinking of emo kids.
JustEmptyEveryPocket ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:48:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Everybody knows they're the same thing.
Edit: clearly nobody here watches south park enough to get the reference.
winter_mutant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please go post that on /r/goth while I grab some popcorn.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:10:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
"Steampunk is just goth kids who discovered the color brown" that is 100% accurate. I freaking love steampunk and I was that weird kinda goth kid in middle school. No shame, steampunk is beautiful.
Aw who downvoted me? :(
Aiyon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Considering "Gothic" is also used to describe victorian-era stuff, it kinda fits that Steampunk would be brown goth :P
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yay! That's a cool way to look at it :)
Vndtah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
saved for future not making meth
omnompikachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing payday 2 taught me how to make meth or I might accidentally do it some day.
theonlybluecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think if drug users knew what was in meth, they might not try it the first time. Meth should have an ingredients list, like food has. People look at the label, see and that crap, and no vitamins, they might say nope the first time.
Hypocritical_Oath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The last one is a song from whitest kids you know.
twentythirdeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That last one is actually from the show Whitest Kids U Know.
Smuggly_Mcweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The crystal meth one's from WKUK.
link
PurpleParasite ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:00:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That third one is from a Whitest Kids u Know sketch
Rayneworks ยท 301 points ยท Posted at 18:45:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Eyes Don't Work.
Just sheer, primal terror. Honest, unadulterated fear for her very life. And it's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
nigel013 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:27:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
dark_not_evil ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:40:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is the hardest I've laughed in a very, very long time.
fuzzylettuce ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:46:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The music kills me lol
Sadsharks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:51:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck are those birds attacking her?
KevinSanToast ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:01:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because the eyes don't work.
gazongagizmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the front fell off.
Rayneworks ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:39:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Magpies are territorial as fuck. Try to step into its hood while it's tryna woo a bitch and it'll fuck yer shit.
Sadsharks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And people live close enough to these that they get attacked?
PoisonousPrincess ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:47:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Getting attacked by magpies is an Aussie tradition every spring.
SIR_VELOCIRAPTOR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is a park near me that has signs that say;
BEWARE NESTING MAGPIES
THIS PARK IS A SPRING NESTING GROUND
robophile-ta ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:52:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Australian magpies are assholes. During 'swooping season' they'll swoop down and fiercely peck at anyone who goes past them. This sucks in suburban neighbourhoods as they'll often nest in trees on the street, so kids walking to school get bombarded.
kizza_2264 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:02:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
They have fantastic memories too. Piss off one magpie and it'll take vengeance on you for the rest of its life!
Edit. Crow to magpie
Sadsharks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:08:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
See, here's the thing. You called magpies "crows"...
kizza_2264 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A glaring error on my behalf. Edited and fixed.
robophile-ta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Much like
allcorvids (whoops, Aussie magpies are not corvids), they remember people's faces. Over generations, corvids have been known to avoid areas where they were once attacked.SIR_VELOCIRAPTOR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:48:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Australian magpies are actually artamidae (part of the 'songbird' family). It's easy to remember the difference because they're great warblers
robophile-ta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, you're right. I jumped to conclusions due to the 'recognising faces' thing.
SIR_VELOCIRAPTOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, they're pretty much the same. I think its amazing they come from songbird roots, but evolved into the similar niche crows fill elsewhere.
Jdtrinh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of those times you wish you had a tennis racquet..
Rayneworks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the worst thing, apparently they're legally protected so you can't just take a shotty to the cunts like most other problems.
mrupvot3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god I have tears. Have not laughed that hard in a long time.
tendimensions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The music really made that.
JMAN7102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me, I am crying right now from that. She was fucking terrified and I shouldn't be laughing this hard...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:13 on April 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saved this after reading your comment 4 months ago. I had a browse through my saved section for the first time since then and re-watched, it still gets me!
Cullvion ยท 1377 points ยท Posted at 17:42:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A picture of the future front page of reddit
MoonbirdMonster ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 23:36:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"This is the year we're going to legalize it!"
Pffffffffthahahaha
theshponglr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:08 on December 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
damn I just brought the upvote from 42 to 43. fail. weed
[deleted] ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 20:17:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 22:02:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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crazypond ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 22:04:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Memes
WarAndRuin ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:24:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dank ones at that.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:11:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And the people in that future will also want more, and be bummed they don't live in the future.
marty86morgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But they're immortal. Meanwhile we're about to get wiped out by a pox caused by these shitty smartphones and tablets with their disgusting touch screens.
Ferfrendongles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's exchanges like this that make me think that novelty+amazement="miraculous invention!" Gotta have that novelty though, or it's like trying to get as excited about fruit as you are for VR gaming.
YoungPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And yet the majority of the world's population still can't enjoy said products, we suffer from massive inequality, etc.
piss_chugger ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:18:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You don't know that for sure. Maybe we'll come up with life extending technology soon
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:21:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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smeezekitty ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:49:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Really? That's very interesting. I am sure anti-aging treatments have already been researched before this but hopefully this might push it along
Hypohamish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Neat!
wggn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:43:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
at the low price of 5 billion dollars
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, this guy's right. I'm so excited:
http://tapnewswire.com/2015/11/who-soon-to-classify-aging-as-a-disease-opening-the-flood-gates-for-new-pharmaceuticals/
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4471741/
Vectoor ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:06:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely want one of those pocket whales.
KwisatzX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:34 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Certain scientists, futurists, and philosophers have theorized about the immortality of the human body, and advocate that human immortality is achievable in the first few decades of the 21st century, whereas other advocates believe that life extension is a more achievable goal in the short term, with immortality awaiting further research breakthroughs into an indefinite future. The absence of aging would provide humans with biological immortality, but not invulnerability to death by physical trauma; although, mind uploading could solve that issue."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOL pocket whaleeess
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Eh we're already slowly entering a cyberpunk dystopia world, so we get to have all the futuristic stuff when it's shit. You may not get to be a Captain Zapp Brannigan or Kirk, but you could be uh... hacker, a Blade Runner if AI gets that advanced. Maybe get some glow-y tats and bad fashion sense... man the future sucks.
clydefrog9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At least there's some nature still around though
ColKrismiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Like half life 3
Smooth_Trumpeteer ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 20:20:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Half Life 3 release date announced makes me laugh.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:34:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was the most elaborate set up for a Half Life 3 joke yet
thatwasnotkawaii ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:02:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
*November 17th, 3820111 A.A.A.D
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Obvious fake.
Teen_In_A_Suit ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:52:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, everyone knows Half-Life 3 won't be announced so soon.
rebuilt11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:53:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yeah half-life 3 was an easy give away!
vermiculus ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 19:04:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
it's funny because the default css hasn't changed
though (42) is kinda asinine
RaggedAngel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:36:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Found the Christian
oneinchterror ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 02:59:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
True. No way christians will exist in 1000 years.
DerringerHK ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:31:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, I want a pocket whale.
c4rdi4c4rrest ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:17:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That last one lol...
macenutmeg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:13:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
24 is my favourite.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok, god, don't have to scream it in our faces man
JorDanisREAL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
scary!
omicronperseiB8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
man 3010 times were scaaaaary
board_rocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Papa bless.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was worth looking at. Thx.
phome83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want a pocket whale.
underwriter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
aww yiss pocket whales
alwayz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/pocketwhales
Always misbehavin'
fxrguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those rambunctious pocket whales always causing trouble.
Umbra_Sanguis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love the disease spreading through touchscreen devices one.
ominousgraycat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So in the future there will only be one race: white people.
HORNS_IN_CALI ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:22:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What a time to be alive.
nicolesbloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not completely sure of what a pocket whale is.... But I want one.
HelmSpicy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pocket Whales were HUGE on Reddit for a week or 2 after they did this future post day. There's a /r/PocketWhales but its just depressing after how fun it started like most trends here
jorda_n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A time when Bernie and Pao are forgotten... :(
HowBoutDemMons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HL3
Scorch8482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit! Is there a way to go back and view that reddit timeline from April Fools day, a year or so back?
sick_gainz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like it! Read the whole thing.
CrispKev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
haha Half life 3 release date, never gonna happen
ItsJustJosh3017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of funny
doihavemakeanewword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HL3. Brutal.
TryingT0Wr1t3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It took so long but there it is, HL3 release date!
A_Stoned_Smurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously fake, there was only one title with a typo in it.
HelmSpicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the day they did this, and I still can't figure out how they had SO MANY posts for literally any year you could imagine. I remember looking thousands of years into the future and never hitting an end.
Also, I wish people still cared about Pocket Whales. That was a fun trend for a week and half
patch28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the bitcoin symbols for money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol highest up voted post was release date for half life 3.
paramour_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like the fact that reddit exists even then!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:35 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Half life 3 release date announced. Fucking gold.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on May 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Christianity
:(
alejeron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the last post to Christianity was hilarious
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Complete with subtle racism and edgy religious shit. Outstanding.
MurDoct ยท 3902 points ยท Posted at 15:31:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://imgur.com/9W7ibzK
Because who doesn't love cheesecake
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:26:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goodness gracious, why is this so funny?
Demonseed425 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:41:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I lost my shit when I read this.
PlaidDragon ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 18:30:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
JDM_WAAAT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:35:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
same
darwinianfacepalm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:29:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off, Tumblr.
JustAnothrBoringName ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 18:58:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
me_irl is one of the best subs on Reddit
RichardRogers ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 19:13:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best subs, yet some of the worst mods.
wumbo17412 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 19:22:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I too have been banned from /r/me_irl
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:33:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:00:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
...
probly2drunk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:29:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:40:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
CashMoneyChina ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:19:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
MemphisMarcos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
probablyhrenrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
acmercer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
memes too dank
Wolfy21_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:18:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/banned is 90% me_irl
Djosh_Unchained ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:17:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How do you get banned from /r/me_irl?
HSMeans ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:52:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They get a little too PC sometimes.
CashMoneyChina ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:19:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They get a little too PC sometimes.
acmercer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/pcmasterrace
xternal7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Post in certain subreddits after posting in /r/me_irl (or post in /r/me_irl after posting in certain subs).
/r/KotakuInAction, /r/TumblrInAction and I think (but not certain about it) /r/ImGoingToHellForThis
alexmikli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was banned without explanation without ever looking at or posting in the sub. The good news is that I found a lot of the front page funny and comment there on another account. /r/meirl is a better sub but needs more users.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For what?
Trippy-Skippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How?
TurdFerguson495 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:50:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
and now Im going to, yet again, browse this sub for 5 hours until I fall asleep. Thanks, me too.
film_composer ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:15:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone posted a picture of the Transfinancial GoFundMe, and I commented with a link to the GoFundMe page without commentary so that people could see it for themselves. I was banned for "spamming transphobic garbage." ๐
alexmikli ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:49:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The gofundme is clearly a joke and isn't really that insulting to trans people, but even if that's banworthy, all you did is just post the direct link.
film_composer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
blamb211 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also, I'm sick of every other comment being "me too thanks." We get it, you're so damn original and hilarious.
Ghostise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Come on over to /r/meirl!
yismeicha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My middle name is Meir, so that's all I see with an L at the end.
psycow_ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:49:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/me_irl is everything /r/funny wanted to become, but its parents are anti-vaxxers.
ExactlyUnlikeTea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
link it dipski
Rapejelly ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:54:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/me_irl
ILikeMasterChief ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck
ennoire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao im eating cheesecake rn
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this, probably the hardest i've ever laughed on reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I luh cheesecake
Late at night luh cheesecake
bruiserbrody45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why not make the first wish a giant cheesecake?
OGwanKenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
sensational
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds of me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKptTuohldI
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
vambot5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
More genies!
surprised-duncan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I actually don't. I love cheese. I love cake. I hate cheesecake.
Ivanthecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Jesus. I'm crying from laughing.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:33:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that's funny
That_secret_chord ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:20:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not a cheesecake! :(
whynaut4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have been literally laughing for ten minutes after reading this. It was so long and loud my wife and daughter started laughing too. Thank you for that.
the_dudeth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:26:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah man you just made me cry from laughter. Thank you for posting this.
rmeas002 ยท 622 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest video transition ever, NSFW http://i.imgur.com/cOOR7n4.gifv
Metal_Devil ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 21:19:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God this is amazing.
Someone did that, it was a two step process, a camera guy had to decide to record her asshole and the editor had to decide that the perfect video cut was through her asshole .
In fucking credible.
ThereIsBearCum ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 22:04:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Adds a whole new meaning to star-wipe.
Dezzy-Bucket ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:30:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IM LAUGHING SO HARD THATS THE BEST FUCKING THING
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The chocolate star wipe
LactatingCowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That hurt to watch
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Starfish Wipe.
AstariiFilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:59 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but do you have a source?
enstead ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/eoF76hj.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/5NXQKf4.gif
Aerron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The kids and the drumkit still make me laugh.
masongr ยท 1172 points ยท Posted at 17:37:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8s9f5 you will love this if you are high. It's trippy as fuck
atree496 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:01:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like this. Makes me think of a person's imagination versus reality.
LucentWhite ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:08:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Octavio Ocampo and Oleg Shuplyak has a lot of very similar types of pictures.
Reminds me of my Salvia trips tbh.
EDIT: just a couple
http://imgur.com/a/kNyRU
http://imgur.com/gallery/6ksTp
-warpipe- ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:50:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Escher.
PrincessLunasOwn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These are the beauty of imagination.
DoctorFrankz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:18:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Man I fucking love all of these.
Also, I first thought that picture 12 was a picture of lots of people using the lamps as basketballs.
Edit: I wished more of these would be infinite, for example the leaf and bike one (http://i.imgur.com/REtFuKP.jpg) would be amazing if it continued in infinity down.
Edit 2: If you haven't seen all of the pictures, it is really worth your while, they are fucking amazing.
ExtraCheesyPie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:47:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
God I would've loved this as a kid. I think I had a book of something similar.
EDIT: i fucking did. I remember that puzzle picture. and the blanket/fields painting,
Dakar-A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I could swear I'd seen the chessboard one before.
pancakeses ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:07:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even high, but I'm tripping on this stuff. How does the artist even visualize this in his mind before he sets to work? Amazing!
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:34:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Crystal math.
jamntogg ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:24:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Owes a lot to Magritte.
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And Escher.
_Keldt_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:04:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Imagination is amazing.
Thanks for this.
Crosswalkjesus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Head hurt send help plz
Disneyrobinhood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:06:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of my teachers in high school who was new had those hanging all around her classroom. We were her first official students. After a few weeks one of the guys suddenly stood up, walked up to them and said,"okay pardon my language but what the fuck is going on with these pictures you have hanging?"
XXShigaXX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Trippiness aside, this art is gorgeous.
RAISIN_BRAN_DINOSAUR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome artwork. Who's the artist/can we get more of their work?
masongr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rob Gonsalves
Smacka-My-Paca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit bro
Orisara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've played too much "from software" games to be weirded out by most of those :p.
Shoelid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My parents had a signed copy of #27 at the end of the hallway when I was a kid. Thanks for sharing!
ZE_R0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cool stuff! Reminds me of Vladimir Kush mixed with M.C. Escher, plus as /u/LucentWhite mentioned: salvia.
YeastCoastForever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me want to reread His Dark Materials for some reason
TheMaltese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow the one about the floorboards being an old forest really struck me as poignant
KokiriRapGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone know where one could find some prints of these? They're amazing and I couldn't find anything with google :/
masongr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
rob gonsalvez is the artist
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite: http://i.imgur.com/YznEFXw.jpg
Thanks for the great post!
fallenKlNG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[Tripping intensifies]
TehDunta ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:38:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Am high, do find trippy. Much thanks!
mastershake04 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:08:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
just a second, brb
someonelikegod ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:26:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High as in stoned? That's not how weed works man...
sittotherightofme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know /r/woahdude? He's from /r/woahdude, I bet you.
Cl0ckw0rkCr0w ยท 1665 points ยท Posted at 17:31:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/GBqUE7R.gif
DrAgonit3 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:49:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce?
vulkott ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 18:58:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably on KassemG's youtube channel somewhere. "Going deep with x"
Golliwoggin ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 19:15:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Going Deep with Asphyxia Noir
Funny thing is I actually watched all of the Going Deep series last night with my buddy, strange to see it posted on reddit the very next day.
t1m1d ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 20:46:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Going Deep with Asa Akira, along with the deleted scenes, are easily two of my favorite videos on youtube.
Tommy2255 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:44:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Since she didn't know the answer to one of those questions, I'll answer it. The actual reason why Japanese porn is weird is largely because actual genitals have to be censored by law. Tentacle porn, which actually has some history in Japanese culture, dating back to some really old scrolls with a bunch of flowery artistic images of a lady shoving squids up her cooch, became popular specifically to avoid censorship laws, because tentacles are not genitals and therefore do not need to be censored. Similarly, vomit is also not genitals, and so all kinds of weird shit can be filmed without needing to be censored.
It's actually harder to censor weird porn, because it's harder to legally define exactly what makes it porn. If you extend the definition as far as "anything someone gets off to is porn", you'd end up capturing lots of things that actually aren't porn in that definition, because people are weird.
Chrome_Quartz ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:17:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and I sure as hell don't want people to censor my power outlets
Wowtrain ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:23:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you seen my boobs?!?"
"Yes. Yes I have."
I lol'd
srust21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing
Grandpa_Elliot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey me too! The Stella Marie one is Fuckin HILARIOUS, with the high chair of the side...
GReggzz732 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:34:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that dude is fucking hilarious.
JMAN7102 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:16:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that whole series of him just interviewing porn stars?
vulkott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeaaap
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:27:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
On her face.
probablyhrenrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In fairness, I was aiming for the stars...
ChrisHeffernan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:12:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kassem g going deep with asphyxia noir
GunzComeOut13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of Kassem G, where the fuck has he been?
TheInvaderZim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love Kassem, but in hindsight. When I first watched his videos they weren't that funny. It's looking back on them now that makes them funny.
Yapshoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The episode of this with Skin Diamond is amazing. She has such a great personality!
Popdudx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
new life goal
sharklogical ยท 878 points ยท Posted at 14:23:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/PWmfNeLs7fA
ErinBoBerin ยท 393 points ยท Posted at 16:38:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That guy is (was?) pretty big in Russia. This is one of his more well-known performances. Not my style of music or anything but his vocal range is incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjO_VXHxsRw
Phallen55 ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 17:38:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
damn that is some crazy talent
loptthetreacherous ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:26:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people don't believe his vocals are real so at concerts he does this to prove it.
Philanthropiss ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:22:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a tornado siren
BobRawrley ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:20:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The trill part showed pretty impressive vocal control.
oblivionraptor ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:50:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Woooo aa aAAAa AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Savonlinna ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy hell, you weren't kidding. I'm liking the dude more and more!
ladylurkedalot ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:43:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the music video version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITWIcNeTjw
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:13:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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ladylurkedalot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:40:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you look you can find a version with English subtitles for the lyrics. It's a fairly standard love song, iirc. No idea what that has to do with fish or opera or a naked guy with gills playing the accordion, but I'm not complaining.
ARHVYM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its a bunch of motifs from the Slavic mythology surrounding 'Rusalki'. They're essentially sirens who live in water and make people fall in love with them using their hauntingly beautiful voices.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:14:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He goes higher, don't worry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFNT4vPnHNU
bondenn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:16:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what the hell, i'm surprised they haven't weaponized him yet and use him to blow up tanks
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:01:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That song is beautiful <3
SuperMikey64 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:00:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, first I was just really impressed, but now, I'm so blown away I'm almost angry. How the FUCK do you get your voice that high?? Could this level of extreme falsetto (Oh fuck, I just realized, is this even his falsetto??) be achieved through training alone?
NiftyManiac ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:38:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need the whistle register to get that high.
SuperMikey64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:00:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Had no clue this was a thing
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:24:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it beautiful? The story behind that song makes it truly what it is. It's a wordless opera. He's singing in scat, because there are no words to describe the loss of his mother. He sings in his highest (6th octave) so that his mother, wherever she may be, can hear him singing to her.
mika6000 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:47:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! He's basically Plava Laguna!
Hoedoor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad you posted this, I thought the dude was just some weirdo only good for a laugh judging from that other video. Now I know he's a talented weirdo with music I want to check out
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:04:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You couldn't tell in the first video that he had some serious skills. Weird.
Hoedoor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:12:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Distracted by the bizarre tongue thing, I'm sure I'm not the only one who was
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That part should have been what proved the talent. Listen to the music.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking wow.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:46:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No fucking way. God damn.
Any other recommended videos from him?
happytreedance ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:52:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one's my personal favorite of his: Lucia Di Lammermoor
Also one of his ballads: The Star
Or for something more classical opera from him (done more traditionally than Lucia Di Lammermoor): La Donna Mobile
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:03:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That first one reminds me sooo much of the opera on The Fifth Element. Right down to the glitchy shit.
nnutcase ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:24:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is.
ZaphodBeelzebub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit. That's what I thought.
Just_A_Dank_Bro ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:23:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god! Thank you for this! My choir teacher showed us this back in 7th grade. I remember being opened mouth in my choir room, and then our teacher said "Just wait. He goes up a half step." Blew my mind at the end.
Michael_Pitt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is going up a half step really that impressive?
Just_A_Dank_Bro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:35:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is because it proves that extraordinary note was not even his limit. Just when you didn't think it could get better, it does.
Insanefoo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:13:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When you're already up that high, yes.
Michael_Pitt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:27:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh okay. I've never gotten high
ThirtyFirst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes. I remember seeing that in person. Stunning.
ColCyclone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:07:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He is the instrument. That's awesome
yeingstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I was just about to post this link me and my friends fell in love with Vitas after seeing the previous video and searched for more stuff and came across this gem.
The_Cynist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap I followed the comments a couple times and ended up with this - best vocal range I've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2v8wcc
Heisencock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this before and think it every time I see it again, but damn, his stage presence is fantastic. Not moving around much, not much variation, but something about his charisma just works perfectly.
Lone_K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After all these years, I've finally found it. It's been years since I've seen this.
Well the last time was when it was years that I've seen it. But now months later I finally get to save it.
decembermint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really want to hear him sing the weee oooh part of the Dr. Who theme song.
AltimaNEO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thats some Fifth Element shit right there
adminslikefelching ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn! Kind of feel bad for making fun of him before for the "blblblblbl" tongue thing. The guy is actually really talented.
Broken_Calculator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it would be vitas as soon as I read your comment. The guy's voice is amazing!
homegrowninidaho2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That creepy face at 2:49 is ridiculous
SuperMikey64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Woah... There's no way that doesn't ache. Super impressive, though.
batfiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was fuggin amazing.
I'm not being funny here, is he a castrado?
TheMaltese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy mother...
boiledpotatoFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha the moment I saw your comment I mumbled "It's gonna be Opera #2.". It's the only song of his I know.
Xander_The_Great ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I see this I am impressed
umagrandepilinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard this exact same song before, but in Chinese.
Maybe that explains why this video has Chinese subtitles, could be an originally Chinese song? Or is that definitely from him?
Chaos_Philosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck I want Tim Burton to art direct a stage show for this guy! I would watch the fucking shit out of that!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
And to think, if I decided to go to bed like a normal person instead of stay up until 6am on Reddit, I would have never seen these videos! They are magical
EDIT: GUYS there's a 10h loop of the bloolooloohahaha bit! It's just what we needed!
GroovingPict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
definitely playback: that is definitely a studio recorded orchestra, and you also see he misses the lipsyncing slightly here and there. So sure, seemingly nice range, but who knows what kind of fuckery was done in the studio or if it's even him hitting those notes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxr7nz
adminslikefelching ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's actually for real, there are videos on Youtube of him doing it live and proving it. One from this very thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Q8pbNCKgE&feature=youtu.be&t=114
TheAero1221 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:48:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, there were like literally dozens of people cheering when he was finished!
onedoor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:34:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why are they all wearing sheets over their head? Did ISIS take them hostage? lol
Thanks for sharing!
forwardarmgyration ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 16:33:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...wat
Worse: I kinda liked it
Rivoch ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:04:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's catchy
JamethBond ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/vaporwave
/r/NuDisco
/r/futurefunk
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same
whatisthisidontevenf ยท 202 points ยท Posted at 14:38:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What in the fuck did I just watch
V1russ ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 17:36:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Foreign space disco
Old_Man_Lucy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice band name.
taste1337 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dibs
PM_ME_UR_AMPERSANDS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:03:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment let me guess that what I was about to click was a Vitas video.
nowshowjj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This description alone let's me know that it's The 7th Element.
gyrgyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Foreign Space Dildo
V1russ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
1/10, would not try with rice
Rivoch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
VITAS - ะกะตะดัะผะพะน ัะปะตะผะตะฝั / The 7th Element
Cardboardboxkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your name checks out.
melraelee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Blooloolooloohahahaha.
PMNudes4Compliments ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Sixth Element
pjcheme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure the audience is trying to shove firecrackers up his ass.
Little_Ticket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The catchiest song you'll ever hear.
Karakkan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The poster child for /r/fifthworldproblems.
diemartil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved...
papers_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐๐๐
PostPostModernism ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it's not much more weird than the Talking Heads or bands of their ilk.
ankrotachi10 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:51:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This video has made my day.
PersonWHOcorrectsppl ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 16:48:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This video has made me gay.
kingeryck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't blame the video.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Blame the tongue action from the chorus?
themamsler24 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:28:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
... I am strangely aroused by that.
The one question I have for my body right now: but, why?
dryhumpback ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:53:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know I had a vagina until it got wet while I was watching this.
dondraperscurtains ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:51:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
blublublublublu haha!
HunterTC ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit vitas. I can't escape him.
mybodyisreadyyo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:58:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I literally have this set as my chrome home page
swagtastic_anarchist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the place all the Power Ranger villains go to blow of steam.
harvey_goatman ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:54:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell this is Russian because the guy looks like a young Putin. Also the idiot Russian letters.
_freethinker_ ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 15:08:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
"Also the idiot Russian letters" -- At least they are not like those retarded Chinese letters they use in Japan and stuff. (Edit: spelling)
Crowlad ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:58:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're trying to make a joke, but they actually DO use Chinese letters in Japanese, especially in their Kanji writing system.
_freethinker_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:19:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I knew that...
Bigfatjew6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know how to spell retarded or is that part of the joke also.
Im-Mr-Bulldops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that was an Archer reference.
Y-yuss ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:21:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"idiot Russian letters"
Okay then
gijose41 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:18:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fookin moon runes
NachozRule ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy reminded me more of Andy Samberg for some reason.
tiger8255 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean technically it could be Mongolian, Belarusian, Ukrainian, Kazakh, etc. if you didn't know for sure if it was russian.
guineapigsqueal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn moonrunes.
boodain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty catchy!
mrjimi16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The wailing bit in the beginning reminds me of the default song on the Kenya map in Cruis'n World.
Is_A_ClockworkOrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this video a few months ago and it is the weirdest yet funniest thing I have seen. I am glad others are getting the same satisfaction.
Arluza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
so this is where every color in Russia has gone to from the last 60 years.
WhitacreJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm amazed, intrigued, and confused by Dennis Reynolds-Fantasy-Alter-Ego-Dream-Land.
AnonymousDratini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Somehow I knew it was going to be Vitas
topnotchness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't watch this. It gives me anxiety.
ersal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Almost looks like the same place from the Daft Punk video for Around The World.
DreadLikeARasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He looks too much like Dennis Reynolds
KeijiMaeda12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna be watching Vitas live in May :)
sporadicdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit! I've been looking for this video for a while. Finally reunited again, Reddit is great.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should always link to Vitas's highest note ever after this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFNT4vPnHNU
INSERT_BARCODE_HERE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After reading the comments, I hoped it would be Alexander Pistoletov.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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NigelTheGiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know its my favorite save listed material too now!
CrativeDomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had no clue what he was saying for the longest time yet I still loved this video. So one day I showed my Russian friend and he told me he was saying "I came to this song" over and over again.
kraytee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I literally just got this fucking song out of my head and now it's back in there.
doobzilla92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was my soul just stolen? I feel empty inside after watching that.
keepmovingahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
nucumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
son of tro lo lo guy doing david bowie
JoatMasterofNun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone just posted a gif from that over in /r/GreenBayPackers after our win today
Ar_Oh_Blender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Noped right the fuck outta that one
ColinOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I started by making fun of him. His pure talent led Mr to the light. Vitas is a goddamned monster
elreina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My god, I just found this from the recommended links. Good stuff.
Smallmammal ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ussr's attempt to copy bowie didn't go so well.
Caligullama ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Since we are on weird catchy Russian music. Check this one out.
http://youtu.be/wmt_bhom98o
ExtraCheesyPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's not catchy at all...
Giraffepartytoday ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 00:28:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/4az5Vt0.gifv
The way he looks afterward gets me everytime
cogsandspigots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:47:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think an MLG edit where the screen goes black and white and the horribly distorted sad music should play here.
xeothought ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You think this is a motherfucking game?"
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 22:25:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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772410 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that story is prolly the best one i have ever heard!! too bad it's too old to upvote
Heathead ยท 510 points ยท Posted at 18:47:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.gifv
JayConz ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:52:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Crying. Literally crying.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:07:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
shh bby is ok
Eli_1203 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:52:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[sad beep]
call_911_to_diddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
K brotha give me a kiss.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep now. No more tears.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shh bby is ok.
Pollox ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:41:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Counting Stars
Rye_breaded ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was adorable!
mustangwolf1997 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:48 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you ever fucking make me feel again.
[deleted] ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 17:07:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this sage peice of advice from a wise old aussie
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:04:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's a guy who knows where his towel is.
sharkbaitzero ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:53:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He sure is a hoopy frood.
gking92 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:39:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That you, Elroy Patashnik?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:56:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never wanted to visit Australia more than right now after watching that
jordos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:47:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shooter Williamson is the loosest Aussie bloke.
cadaval89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOL love this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:18 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The closed captions on that are pretty amazing.
BOYZORZ ยท 5065 points ยท Posted at 16:29:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://redditp.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
holy shit i got gold .... turns out people really like porn thank you whoever it was it is my first gilding :D
[deleted] ยท 1420 points ยท Posted at 16:36:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Noice
Bruffin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:31:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy that usually says noice in this dance circle!
SilasTheVirous ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:03:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Just to warn you, a few Trannies will pop up in there and you won't notice till you see the penis....I..I learned the hard way.
TheKappaOverlord ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:56:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't Obstruct my masturbation at all.
NightTickler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:39:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just say no homo and continue.
NietzscheShmietzsche ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she said...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NOICE
BigAl97 ยท 840 points ยท Posted at 17:36:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you can guess what my new favorite thing in my saved section is
BOYZORZ ยท 242 points ยท Posted at 17:40:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Use it wisely son. With great power comes great responsibility
GrammatonYHWH ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am aware of the responsibility, and it's going to be hard, but don't worry. I'll see a doctor if it's hard for longer than 4 hours.
anunnaturalselection ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
yessyussy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fap responsibly
pm_your_huge_chode ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never!!!
crispy_diarrhea_cock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing you quoted them or I wouldn't know what you were talking about.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need more hand cream
timTheEnt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man's web spray
Thebearjew115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So far my reddit app has crashed twice because of this and I'm still trying.
-p_d- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
responsatrillatrance.
Influenz-A ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:41:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW411/wiki/index
BigAl97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... you win
2Private4MyMain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:09:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the knife with the scope, isn't it?
BigAl97 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck did you know I had that saved!?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
saved? its in my bookmarks toolbar
BigAl97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can i do that on mobile?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
havent tried the new mobile beta, but add
.compact
at the end of the link
BigAl97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give it a try, thanks
fizzchillaatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing you've never seen this
BigAl97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not until u/Influenz-A linked it above
[deleted] ยท 633 points ยท Posted at 17:49:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Im_inappropriate ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:13:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Productivity just hit a new low.
J1ngleman ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:46:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dunno about you, but I just started producing a HELL of a lot of stuff...
pimp-my-quasar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But reproductivity is at an all-time high.
plazmablu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:44:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not anymore.
eviltwinofme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Finals?
LeJalf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now you have even more stuff to do
Smartass98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not today m8
y_13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
locks himself in his room and masturbates till he passes out
Droconian ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:41:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why're you talking like yoda
ChefBoyAreWeFucked ยท 640 points ยท Posted at 18:12:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I clicked it just to see if RedditIsFun would crash. Expected it to be like a page with links, not pop right into a gallery.
Oops, it's not a Reddit link. Let's try.
Jourei ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:50:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Chrome on PC even had a hiccup...
skyfallboom ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:02:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This includes /r/Tgirls, just so you know.
papers_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:22:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not seeing a problem here.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:20:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You just threw a masturbation grenade trough reddit's collective window.
ThreeHammersHigh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:51:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more of an HTTPS guy myself
https://reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:28:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sync for Reddit had no problem loading it.
WILLLSMITHH ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:11:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow
Chaos20X6 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:09:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alien Blue needs to load it as a desktop link.
Fertemexican ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
saved
Nefari0uss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't crash for me using RiF.
gotenks1114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol, two of those subreddits are now banned.
Rotom-W ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:03:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which two, for uhh science
gotenks1114 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:52:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
brickhouse and slutsbedrunk. It's right in the list on the side.
Rotom-W ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry on mobile XD
mypunkrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How do we do it for the photo gallery?!
ChefBoyAreWeFucked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Original link. It's a slide show, actually, my mistake.
enigmamonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Combine with RES and you've got hours of fun.
camelCaseCoding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is fun crashed on the second image.
jacobtx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All for science, right?
TidderReddit27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you haha
ChefBoyAreWeFucked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The original link is a far superior experience.
MathiasWest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is awesome! Didn't know this was a thing you could do on Reddit
kungfusansu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BaconReader reporting in. Works great here. Even sortable by "Top", "What's Hot", etc.
Grinnedsquash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never even heard of half of these. Does this fall under rule 34?
timetraveltrousers10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ty
He_Minoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
dicentes ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
.
Meshiest ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:10:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you know you can save posts, right? Or is that the joke?
eat_a_cheeseburger ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:25:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember this one
lundcracker ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:02:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I was there with you, blessed was that comment, I also have it saved in mine and was about to post it here, glad I scrolled down before I got yelled at for re-commenting.
fallenKlNG ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:15:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I think it came for some other "saved" collection topic or something of the sort? It was not too long ago and the guy got gilded IIRC.
Freezerburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
clementine will remember that
szg0033 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:24:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now, it is in my 'saved'
KnashDavis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Think it's in everyone's now.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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KnashDavis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:50:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Literally just open like 6 tabs of /r/randnsfw. There is a button at the top left of all nsfw subs anyway. You get unexpected variety with narrow results, and discover a lot of things through it.
qwertypoiuyguy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck. I got /r/cocaine after a couple refreshes. That should not be there.
_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:14:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cocaine isnt safe for work.
BackToSchoolMuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:30:53 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on where you work
Jungle2266 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit, first two I got was gay furries and tiny dicks. Abby Winters redeemed it though.
PonderousPawn ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:17:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I see /r/Tgirls was snuck in there -_-
flutterguy123 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:05:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You say that like it's a bad thing
genderish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know you love it. ;)
avec_style ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 17:18:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're doing gods work
BOYZORZ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:24:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Simply passing on a great fortune that has befallen me
intensenerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sharing is caring.
Influenz-A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW411/wiki/index
Influenz-A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW411/wiki/index
ceraith ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:13:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude thanks for this. I was looking for the original post after accidently deleting it from my faves. Yoh sir are a lifesaver
papers_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh....
PoGuDu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Already started.... No going back now
hotgirlbadlaugh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:06:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
mother of god
Psuphilly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:31:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How do you save a comment on mobile
DonaldShimoda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Long tap.
8-BitAlex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:25:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Better one for when your right hand is busy here
GregerMoek ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:09:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does it take only recent good-scoring links from the NSFW subreddits and put them into a slideshow or or how does this work? How are the images/gifs selected? sorry for being dumb.
LiDog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:59:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are correct. Top selections from different subs still somewhat organized by link karma probably
Prometheus1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is so much more work than is necessary. Here, my gift to you
reddit.com/u/prometheus1/m/ask_reddits
Altforp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:14 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My version, for permanent link
http://redditp.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+nsfw_wallpapers+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+pigtails+pinkshoes+tanlines++panties+pornstars+buttsex+cleavage+models+pics_nsfw+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+jilling+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+Annoyedtobenude+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties+AbbyWinters+gettingherselfoff+groupofnudegirls+highresnsfw+innie+jilling+straightgirlsplaying+titstouchingtits+pussy2mouth
Zer0DarkFlirty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
(adds to own Saved folder)
leonaq98 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
almost clicked without reading with people sitting beside me disaster avoided
Hedoin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Missed a chance to add something nasty in there.
BOYZORZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tgirls is in there but shhhh
nerf_herder1986 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:22:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Try an automatic slideshow here
Yegie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone make it into a multi-reddit?
BrotherChe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here, you may want this for future research and sharing
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2zbs3p/what_was_the_last_thing_you_saved_on_reddit/cphgn2c
kakaros ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:43:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
my own version of it. i prefer this one more but... ehhh
Slim_Shady_SIT_DOWN ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:23:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right, so if it's not obvious, this is NSFW for all you people reading this at work
DrDongStrong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm way too deep in the rabbit hole of porn to be turned on by this, unfortunately.
hexag1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is this Reddit slideshow? I've never encountered this before.
MaugDaug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Heads-up, at around 130 there's a gif with a dude jacking off with no women in sight. Also there's some My Little Pony porn in there. WTF.
himalayan_earthporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right click --> open link in new incognito window.
Commence your business.
20jonboy12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For people who don't like large links.
amaklp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:06 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just saved your comment.
xyzcvbnm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:09 on February 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
http://redditp.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+passionx+bondage+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+blondes+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
TheFuzzyPickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're the real MVP!
Jvon222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
steveryans2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well this is clearly saved for me now too
obedgm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Today will be a good day
rmpcop1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tagged
alejodp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hot damn
aypapiSc2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
definitely my new favorite.
SaltyLegumes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Comment
Levilr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saving
kid-karma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oops accidentally commented
idma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Neat. I got one of those giant links I use for those reddit gallery websites
ElBenito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hooooly shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A god among men.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A hero among men
quicknterriblyangry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is my new favorite thing on my "saved" section
killablake007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyyyeeeee
TheRedBull28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a transgender one in there. Surprises me everytime I'm, uh, browsing.
Nothing against it, but I don't like it when I'm getting down to business.
skiumah8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hongjohns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to god if /r/fiftyfifty is in there
Fuck_Cabbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
cjbeastly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alright
nightpanda893 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone have an....ummmm....gay dude version of this?
Fries1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes sir this must be cl9se to all of em
centfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice!
ArmyTiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved.
herp_de-derp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know that scene in family guy where Quagmire discovers Internet porn? Yeah..... see you guys in a few weeks!
mmm_burrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Something something
Margaery_Toenail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yas
Cyclops_is_Right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saving this for later.
poverb777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
CallMeStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did one of them seriously take a nude with her infant son behind her ass, wtf?
raffieitswd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alright I'm back what did I mi- aaaaaannd this post is on the front page
LazyCon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol way to sneak in Tgirls
MooseMalloy ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 20:49:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Party Cannon
TheBund8_Pablo ยท 667 points ยท Posted at 18:21:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
NSFW
shmameron ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:34:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fine, I'll be that guy. Anyone got a source?
wilddougtrio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Asking for a friend.
AstariiFilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:54 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on mobile so no link. Look up yana meets Sandy on xnxx.com
Chaser892 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:51:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well of course not. It would be just one mitten.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click here we go
cogsandspigots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High risk. High reward.
TheInvaderZim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's some kind of unnatural look about it all that makes it really appealing. Like all the skin in that frame has been painted over with makeup.
I'm totally okay with it, just saying.
Khazok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please source? You would be my best of friends
TheBund8_Pablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:33 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really wish I had the source :(
Michael_Hastings_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But do you have the sauce?
TheBund8_Pablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly not :(
AstariiFilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:03 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up yana meets Sandy on xnxx.com. can't link because I'm on mobile
dookification ยท 894 points ยท Posted at 17:26:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://i.imgur.com/9qeyobk.png
Edit: Fly you fools
vanillapodfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this just had me absolutely crying!
thundernewt ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 18:54:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/yDlFd2q.gif
chippinganimal ยท 478 points ยท Posted at 18:08:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Probably my favorite one
TheKappaOverlord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Such a relevant and changable gif.
hannibalhooper14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for this.
ROO3D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/namflashbacks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit lmao.
MissBubbleButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:20 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this makes me laugh every time I see it
acemz ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 18:50:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/HjF2P
Hopefully this happens soon.
interceptor147 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is missing upvotes
DerringerHK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Very possible.
Agent_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:20 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's an excellent novel called Permutation City by Greg Eagan which quite poignantly explores the implications of digital immortality. Be warned, it's pretty fucking hard sci-fi but it's an amazing read if you can keep up with his admittedly dense yet insightful prose.
philop ยท 1599 points ยท Posted at 16:24:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/Xh827uI.gif
edit for rule 9: this is my favorite because of reasons
timmystwin ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 17:10:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce, although that's the best bit.
CornflakeJustice ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:44:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is just the best sort of porn. Where she really seems to be enjoying herself.
noonecanknowwhoiam ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:56:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
kithrown ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
gif is about 9 minutes in
_lelouch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hm
Rivoch ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:23:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She's a fucking expert!
nightmareuki ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:25:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now i know what my sunday was lacking
banfromallsubreddits ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:02:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/StabilizedGifs
doobiee ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:28:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this girl fucks.
kantb2creative ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:14:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This may have to be added to my moves... thank you.
Unless it fails completely and I get a nasty charlie-horse halfway through, then fuck you.
hg1337343 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My hero.
Unicorntella ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:22:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, i wanna try doing that. Might be a bitch to support yourself like that though...
Khaelum ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:57:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski!
ihavesixfingers ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:26:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Wazowski!
Skull_Candy_ ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 17:42:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Personal thanks from my schlong
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 20:36:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Skull_Candy_ ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 20:38:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's toooo laaaatteee
FgtBruceCockstar2008 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
INTENSIFY FORWARD BATTERIES
theonewhomknocks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:35:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski is a character on Saved by the Bell.
streampleas ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:25:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jenni Lee
GeneralTree5 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:08:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...no. No it is not.
SemoMuscle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuuck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damnnn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bless you
Cock_Vomit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my.
teddtbhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen that done before.
mcdoogler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
mamita_rica14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!! Gonna have to drive this next time I'm on top ;)
DevilsLegalCounsel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like it for reasons, too.
Jellooooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My god.
listoflustandthelost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Had to log into my other account to save this
Apple_pie_for_me_ple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
neat
guitarman85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow.
Pepsipowah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting something horrible, like that it was her dick. Thank you for making my risky click of the day not NSFL.
bman9422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is worth saving
bakingyouhappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone know what Jenni Lee is up to these days?
paramour_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love Jenny Lee! She is awesome.
naranjaspencer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That dudes dick is enormous. Like god DAMN! Good for him!
Kumacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm gay but I upvote you for the new sex position idea. Looks like a good one.
Sizeable_Cookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:49 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who is that?
lookieausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:04 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn
sneakybigfootmoan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:27:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How can I get some of THAT in my life?
speedyscrublord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:09:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Money
akkatracker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You ain't wrong
RobotTrout ยท 1014 points ยท Posted at 17:31:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Eza7yCP.jpg
Mejari ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:03:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/youdontsurf
Campthemonkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wut
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:53:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Campthemonkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:48:56 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah! Now I get... wait... wut?
lookieausername ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:22:02 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sports ball
poornose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I take my basketball to the hospital to!
Solagnas ยท 1914 points ยท Posted at 15:56:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/gMSb6tb.png
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 18:23:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:55:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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blamb211 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:36:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That line alone has me giggling. I love it.
rico21r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But the guy's name is Isis.
oi-__-io ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:52:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isis---> goddess.
ISIS---> terrorist scum.
rico21r ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:16:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now I understand.
Undecided_User_Name ยท 2439 points ยท Posted at 15:58:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The real karma whores of Reddit
DKoala ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 18:51:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif has shown me just how out of touch I am with modern reddit celebrities. I only recognised maybe 3 names.
Kongo204 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:29:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's less about celebrities and more about karma count. Quite a few of the really big people go mostly unnoticed.
Insanefoo ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:28:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only knew Karmanaut and Vargas
omicronperseiB8 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:58:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i knew gallowboob vargas and stickley but the others i didnt
Redbulldildo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I knew pepsi next vargas and gallowboob
samwulfe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't recognize any and I've been here for three years
PM_ME_UR_JON_SNOW ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 17:07:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
What is this from?
Edit: Thanks guys. What movie is it from?
[deleted] ยท 760 points ยท Posted at 18:17:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
idk the new star wars I think
Peaceblaster86 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:21:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wow have I got the video for you! Snatch Wars!
https://youtu.be/kDKiQfBs9lo
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting more nudity.
Supermoves3000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:42:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For the first time ever, this video is relevant!
mi-cool-shoe ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 17:11:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
NakedGuy17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:53:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome. Fucking. Movie.
himalayan_earthporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8jbt0wBkMI
TheNinjaWarrior ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:19:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
JamesPriestley ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:54:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Smosh: The Movie
howitzer1 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:24:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:38:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
SingleLensReflex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hctanS
NihilusOfTheVoid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Listen, I don't know if you've heard, but it's from a movie called Snatch.
JohnnyVNCR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shawshank
sanitarySteve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
jhydra123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Knack
Shrimpables ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
At_Least_100_Wizards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Scratch
GroovingPict ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch. Highly recommended :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahYepANmd3A
buddhas_plunger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
bjsy92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ynatch
iplayedbassforthem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
Viking_Lordbeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cunt
a_toy_soldier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
It's an awesome movie. Wish people saw this more. Or Layer Cake.
Jayfrin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
fictitious_realism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trailor for one of the Ocean's movies. There's three, Ocean's 11 , 12 , & 13
NothingInsightful ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Darude - Sandstorm
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's List
i_eight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch.
plazmablu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch.
SpicyRooster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
dazdndcunfusd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
FuckMeRunning5648 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
NoMuffinTop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
ElectroMagnetsYo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
Countingfrog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
aimstylez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
this____is_bananas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
kuilin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
two and a half men
barensoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
6indy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
AriaTheTransgressor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
Rafikim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shawshank Redemption
dodomew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Derude - Sandstorm
natetan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
kirkl3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
PostPostModernism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
I mean, Snatch. But both are good.
CheroCole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch.
gundog48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Undecided_User_Name ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch, actually
They're interchangeable for the most part, so it's alright
baconvein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch!
Katastic_Voyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not Snatch
anunnaturalselection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom.
damnthatcircle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SNATCH
Where-is-the-rub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Latch
itakmaszraka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
assmilk99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
j2ss2j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
SabreToothSandHopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
snatch
hugeposuer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Darude - Snatchstorm
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:12:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The movie Snatch
Edit: it is literally a movie called Snatch I wasn't trying to be rude there
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:56:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Darude - Sandstorm
btbrian ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 18:42:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Missed opportunity by not making Unidan be on the receiving end of that hammer
Redbulldildo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a cut of snatch, those jumps weren't edited in, the names were. The scene
btbrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aware. I've seen Snatch. But I'm sure they could have crudely added it for successful comedic effect.
guyinthehoody ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's missing /u/CANT_TRUST_HILLARY
BaiIeyRS ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:24:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif was probably made before /u/CANT_TRUST_HILLARY made their account.
Eternal_Reward ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was made before his whoring days.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Kongo204 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I've never seen /u/CANT_TRUST_HILLARY around there.
CANT_TRUST_HILLARY ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:48:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look harder
Kongo204 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aye aye
guyinthehoody ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
sorry, bro. I was just trying to be funny.
srry bb is ok
8nate ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:11:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man I love that movie.
Skadrian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
ThePrince14 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:11:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which movie?
8nate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
Kappadar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:26:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?
Redbulldildo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
AllJackedUpOnMtDew ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you sweet youngsters who weren't here for the rise and fall of Apostolate and POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY....
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:57:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, Apostolate brings back memories. I really liked that guy.
lion_queen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was here but I honesty have no idea what happened to Apostolate. I loved that guy, what happened to him?
iBleeedorange ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Stopped commenting. Just didn't care anymore.
Kongo204 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's partly because /u/Apostolate is ranked 45 for total karma and wasn't very active when the gif was made. I can't even find POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY.
Apostolate ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:30:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Total karma is for chumps!
Kongo204 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:31:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you're #11 still for comment, right?
Apostolate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:38:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't looked in a very long time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Kongo204 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ask him. He commented.
Ppleater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or potato_in_my_anus.
TheWrathofKrieger ยท 333 points ยท Posted at 17:03:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I wouldn't say /u/_vargas_ is a karmawhore.
inthedrink ยท 402 points ยท Posted at 17:15:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's /u/_vargas_
and where is /u/dick-nipples
Just_A_Dank_Bro ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is from the pre-reign period of dick-nipples. Which is very unfortunate.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:24:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What about /u/fuckswithducks or /u/HIGHLY_PAID_ORGY_PRO?
YouBleed_Red ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They dont have that much karma compared to others not mentioned.
Tho76 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:02:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where is /u/Apostolate
He even has his own Museum of reddit post.
https://reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1hrcrz/nobody_cares_apostolate/
Apostolate ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:19:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am here. Where are you?
Tho76 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:40:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am everywhere. Except in the gif...like you.
How does it feel to be snubbed from your karma whore reputation?
Radek_Of_Boktor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I bet nobody cares
Gamerhead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:51:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Karmanaut is in it
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:56:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention /u/CANT_TRUST_HILLARY. I see that dude on my frontpage more than GallowBoob these days. Million+ karma in 4 months.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is an older gif, a couple of those users hardly show up anymore. Still hilarious either way.
csatvtftw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:24:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone should update it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I agree
ashinynewthrowaway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there a potato in someone's anus?
noitarenoxe ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:18:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/_Vargas_
Jack_Bartowski ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:09:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/WelltodoFoolhardyKob
APiousCultist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:30:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every single comment I've ever seen of his.
AC_Slater25 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you joking or just wilfully ignorant?
TheWrathofKrieger ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:44:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
enlighten me. Maybe they have so much karma because they are funny, insightful, etc. karma whoring for me is reposting or only posting answers that they know are in the reddit circlejerk. Vargas makes funny comments and is rewarded for doing so with upvotes.
James_Russle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he just talks about dicks.
inconspicuous_male ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He was at one point
notanothercirclejerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All they do is post unoriginal jokes and the lowest hanging fruit comment wise. Every comment is cliche dribble. Reddit laps it up though.
TheWrathofKrieger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:38:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Vargas jokes are not unoriginal. Yes they follow a similar pattern but they are quite clever and well written
notanothercirclejerk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's literally the same thing every single time. Crude with a twist of lolsorandum.
FancyMac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have you know that my res tag for you is "shittin in the shoe." to me you are the ultimate bull shitter, just happens to get your some karma.
TheWrathofKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok, country mac is the best mac
Tandemmirror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What did he do to get his Karma that low? Does he have it reset every day? I've seen over a thousand in Karma in just his recent history - and yet his profile only reads "164".
ismand75 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:50:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He linked the wrong acciunt, as other people commemted, it's /u/_vargas_
Tandemmirror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know, but the person he actually linked has abysmal karma for a person that's been on the site for 9 years. It's kind of funny.
Undecided_User_Name ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:44:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Check /u/_vargas_ again
Tandemmirror ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:47:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Got it. But still, the guy using /u/vargas without the underlines has a karma score that doesn't make sense given his profile. Like he's the antivargas.
Kongo204 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, "over a thousand."
anotherpoweruser ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:19:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Made by the talented /u/beernerd :)
beernerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:23:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:D
Skadrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
Little_Ticket ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No IranianGenius, _Deadpool_, or DonaldKeyman?
IranianGenius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aww you're sweet <3
Kongo204 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You've certainly got the karma to be included, IG.
Mask_of_Ice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Feels like the theme from Baccano!
KnashDavis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Paging /u/love_the_heat
love_the_heat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks:) That is a great gif
KnashDavis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:54:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you in it anyway Heat?
love_the_heat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:55:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because the creator of the gif likes me and thought about me when he was assigning usernames to the characters. It's all Centuryclub members
KnashDavis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:01:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fecking century club
PanamaMoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Vargas isn't a karma whore, he is just super good at his trolling.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What about /u/apostolate?
imj666777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Vargas
MoosePamplemousse ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:08:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this
TheNinjaWarrior ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:18:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
folgersclassicroast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
folgersclassicroast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
folgersclassicroast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
folgersclassicroast ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
edit: spelling
fuckyoubarry ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:02:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
From Justin 2 Kelly 2: Justin Time
Sneslywipes ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:19:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
Bossman1086 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You really should watch Snatch if you haven't seen it.
aimstylez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lock stock and two smoking barrels haha i joke its snatch.
j2ss2j ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
man_theharpoons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's snatch
kirkl3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
CheroCole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch.
Jandklo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:22:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Baby Geniuses
BEZthePEZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is that from?
Undecided_User_Name ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:44:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
BEZthePEZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BITCHIN
kirkl3s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch
Gman513 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly expected /u/CuntyMcGiggles ...
rudolfs001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason, I kept expecting to see /u/Apostolate
Apostolate ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:18:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm washed up. Have been for years.
rudolfs001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, haven't really seen you around. What happened?
Apostolate ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:14:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
People don't seem to realize I only posted a lot for about 3 months one summer in 2012.
rudolfs001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
New question then...Why did you post so much that summer?
Apostolate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had free time.
lion_queen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I thought you totally disappeared! I definitely fall under the category of people who didn't know that. I always loved reading your comments though.
FizzingWhizzbees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it's weird to see you again! I joined reddit that summer and I remember seeing you everywhere...
Space_Mouse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea who the majority of those users are.
Squiggledog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are many other karma whores though
Eyezupguardian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
okay i really liked this
ashinynewthrowaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hah, Karmanaut is Bricktop. A proper cunt.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Missing /u/Unidan rip
supremecrafters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They missed /u/vmoney1337!
The_Yeti_Rider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is that Lennie James from the walking dead in the second slide?
drumbum7991 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/donald_keyman needs to be on here for sure
Bic_Parker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love that /u/karmanaut is wielding the ban hammer.
Rivoch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This made me want to watch Snatch again
SoGodDangTired ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what is says about me that I only knew two of those names.
ZilongShu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me a lot of the Baccano! theme song
Chief_Tallbong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought gallowbob was cool. Doesn't he site stuff and junk?
CoolHeadedLogician ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
needs more /u/andrewsmith1986
LaboratoryOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I getting nostalgic over forum users?
Anivia_is_not_kfc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
source?
Undecided_User_Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a post from /r/centuryclub
It's edited from the movie Snatch
pdmcmahon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Crap, I'm not listed
Undecided_User_Name ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, buddy
I didn't make the gif
cursed_deity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Only one i ever heard of is vargas
Cynod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this from?
Alt-d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What about that one guy who spelled his name wrong.
GiggityWiggity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is that from?
KwisatzX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:50 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This really reminds me of Baccano! opening.
[deleted] ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-gM0duBAdg&ab_channel=Marzeline
Its just completely mesmerising.
SteveEsquire ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:08:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered how they practiced that. Had to take forever.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:33:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The maps are made so you just hold the accelerate button and it takes that path
SkeevyPete ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:30:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still have to make the map in such a way that it works.
TurboChewy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You play through the map, see where the car ends up, and put a random ramp at some point in the cars path. I'm not saying it's easy, but it's not overly complicated to do, just extremely time-consuming, also requires quite a bit of creativity.
Also I'm not familiar with the level creator in trackmania, but it looks like the guy would have to play through the map each time to see where the car would end up.
Metamorphis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:11:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
A bit late to reply but yeah, you have to play through the map each time to see where the car would end up. Most ''press forward'' trackmania tracks usually ain't that long due to this, and the level of detail this person has put to the map with obstacles and whatnot just slightly not touching the car is incredible as he'd have to go back each time he gets it wrong and change the placement, try again etc. One of the best (at least the best I've seen in Canyon so far) press forward tracks out there.
To put it into perspective these maps might look ''easy'' but some of these have only got world records done by 10 people and these are 10-20 seconds long: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko8C30nq_k8
(It's trackmania nations, not canyon but the dynamic of how the car is handled and the tracks are similar in difficulty.)
reassemblethesocial ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a lot of braking in the video though.
Edit: well, it seems like braking. Maybe it isn't.
seanomccool ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's just tyre squeal from horizontal motion. This is just 100% acceleration
TurboChewy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the car getting fucked up from the bounces and the tire squeal ruined it for me. I'm not familiar with trackmania but if you can make custom ramps (parabolic functions, I doubt it), it'd be possible to make ramps that are exactly in the orientation of your car, and with a curve that doesn't cause it to slide at all.
seanomccool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't care about the tire squeal, but knocking the car about was kinda cutting corners. It takes a long time to make these though, so can't criticise them too much.
TurboChewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the opposite really, some of the flips the car made is from it landing on two side wheels rather than all four, only a couple were from knocking the side of the car. As for the sliding I can't deal with it because it's actually totally fixable, whereas the other thing is not. If the ramp is at the same angle as the car plane, then the car will always hit the ground evenly, but some of the ramps were angled away in order to turn the car faster.
I don't know much about trackmania but I feel like having a higher traction wheel would have solved a lot of it.
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
It's not fixable (almost 100% sure about this) due to the dynamics of how the car works. But if you think it's possible to do it give it a try because that concept and pulling it off would make you a God and I'd love to see it myself.
Source: played a shitload of Trackmania on/off for 5+ years and probably made about 200 maps in total.
Edit: Oh to add to why: You can't really place the road wherever you want, you get like a block to put it on and you can put it a level above/below and connect additional road blocks where you want them. To make it work like you say you need to mod it and single handedly place each block where you want them and then typing in the coordinates (xxx, yyy, zzz) and maaaaaaybe just maybe it'll work (don't know if there's a blockmixer program for Canyon though as I couldn't be bothered with it too much even in Trackmania Nations), but imagine doing that with 500-1000+ blocks.
TurboChewy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:08 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah looking at some of these tracks, it seems only possible to place tracks orthogonally, so what I was saying about rotating them exactly to the degree would be impossible.
Also I have no experience with trackmania, I just assumed you had a greater level of flexibility than you actually do. To make a map like that with the restrictions you described is really impressive.
I was expecting it to be something like Line Rider in 3D, if you've ever played that.
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:55 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never played Line Rider in 3D but I looked it up and it's completely different how you create levels, looks like a fun game though. I suspected you thought it was something like that so thought I'd explain because it made sense that it wouldn't seem impressive without knowing that.
You got a predefined set of roads and can only rotate them in 90' angles as well unless they are squares that you can make ''platforms'' out of which are used a lot in that video, it's only possible to mess with the roads visually and where to place them (on top of each other etc. hereby the name ''blockmixing''.)
You should give the game a try sometime. Even though there's a serious learning curve the community is usually pretty friendly and it's fun because your records get saved on the server so instead of racing for first place or getting on the local 100 list you can just go for improving your own time as well.
Have a continued nice evening/night/morning fellow internet goer.
TurboChewy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:46 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
no lol, never heard of "Line Rider in 3D", I just meant "Line Rider" in 3D. Line Rider is a little flash game that's been around forever that is totally 2D and has a built in level creator that is simply you drawing lines that make the ramps.
Metamorphis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:14 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That explains why I ''only'' found the 2D version but guessed that it was as simple as the results I found either way, haha. The brain stops making certain connections with lack of sleep. Life pro tip: don't struggle with sleep. Life pro tip number 2: If you do, don't be as weak as me and not delete your account, because when you give up trying unless you're exhausted Reddit consumes whatever progress you could have made.
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think knocking the car about was intentional and not for cutting corners. If he wanted to make a map like you say is actually easier if you go about it from the start. Making these maps and actually making them cool rather than boring is harder than it looks and would probably not be as well received by the Trackmania community.
hopper_hammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some maps are like that, but this isn't one of them. If you skip to the 4:36 mark watch as he comes down off the ramp. There is a clear change of direction there.
seanomccool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not that this really matters, but I disagree. He landed with the car facing towards the left, whilst accelerating. The car corrects to the direction of acceleration.
If you look closely, you can see the wheels, and they do not turn.
Edit: the YouTube description says you just press forward. The map is a "PF" map, meaning "press forward".
You can get it here: https://tm.mania-exchange.com/tracks/13017/pf-extra-large
onedoor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:27:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's disappointing. Still amazing design though.
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There are some really tough long maps out there as well but you couldn't do barrel rolls like this consistently knowing where you'd end up etc. for 5+ minutes, let alone 30 seconds. I'd almost go as far as saying doing that is Battletoads difficulty.
ninja_jedi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I call bull. No way he could go the whole way and not get taken out by a red turtle shell.
saxxy_assassin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where do I find more of this? This is some serious automatic mario shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately ive never found any other trackmania as good as this.
To ruin the fun though, the map is built around the car holding accellerate and moving directly forward constantly. The map is built around the physics of how it falls / flips. Still amazing, in a different way :P
DuckTub ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:15:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime the car got dinged I was like oh coool.
Then, for some reason, my brain interpreted this video as a man with cancer living to old age, living his life, having his downfalls and enjoying them.
Until he dies.
Damn, that was more of a feeltrip than it needed to be
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:33:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:08:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
From one to even? I can't.
TurboChewy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. Given that "one" is the low end of the scale, and "even" is the high end, and given that "I can't even", it can be inferred that you are not on the high end of the "high" scale, therefore you are not high.
UNLESS: You can't even because you are ABOVE the "even" high point of the "high" scale, therefore you are so high you "can't even".
DuckTub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:26 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have smoked 6 alcohols
hcrld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, like this?
Warning, super depressing.
Also, not mine, don't upvote. I don't need the comment karma.
V1russ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that's impressive!
HomeInvaderTim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is like surfing in source games
myfunnies420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Art. Very nice.
PM_ME_UR_RIVEN_NUDES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is some serious /r/nonononoyes material
saucecode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Started watching this with a bit of a hangover.
I regret everything.
Heroicis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This kills the suspension.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would bet that this portfolio piece has landed this designer a job.
thedeadmanm ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 19:13:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Likely the most useless piece of information I've ever seen that will no doubt save my life one day in the future.
Freefall from an airplane is completely survivable with some planning.
Caught in a freefall? Your airplane explode? Your parachute didn't open? Here's what to do!
Your body doesn't keep increasing in speed, it hits what's called terminal velocity. You're a human being, so you'll max out at about 120 miles per hour. Even less if you stretch out like a flying squirrel. That's not even that fast, really.
The first thing you'll usually do is wake up. There's not a lot of oxygen where airplanes fly, so you'll pass out when you get sucked out. This is fine, orient yourself, figure out which way is up and which way is down. You have about four minutes of quality time to come up with a solution to your very real problem.
Look around. Do you see a parachute barreling towards the Earth near you? Grab that shit, problem solved!
Don't see a parachute? No problem, do you see debris? A big flat piece of airplane scrap is perfect, ride that shit to safety. It will slow you down immensely. If you didn't know, that's how parachutes work you dense motherfucker.
Nothing around you to grab onto? No problem. Look down, find yourself somewhere nice to land.
Water? Avoid that shit! The only difference between water and concrete is that water will swallow your shattered body after it kills you. You need something that likes to compress when force is applied. Snow loves that shit. Find your ass some snow.
No snow? Mud is good too. Deep ass mud is perfect. You want swampy marshland. It's hard to tell how deep mud is, so it's not a great bet, but it's better than nothing.
Do you see trees? Trees have a great habit of slowing you down a little bit by beating the shit out of you with branches. Each one will probably break a bone as you blast through them, but that's fine. If each one takes 10 mph from your descent, just 12 branches could save your life. Avoid redwoods. You'll slow down enough to survive only to fall 50+ feet from the last branch and die anyway.
No snow, no trees, and no mud? No problem!
Hit the ground with the balls of your feet as close to the last second as possible. Each leg will take the impact, dividing it in half, shattering your legs, and then your hips, but preserving your soft organs and vitally important head. Look for shallow slopes that will cradle your broken body when you come to a stop. Avoid falling forward or backward, try to fall to the side.
Homeboy survived because the glass took a lot of his momentum away, severely diminishing the speed he landed with. That's your goal. Slow yourself down, slam into as many friendly things as possible on your way down. Land with your head up and your feet down.
Falling out of an airplane is safer than falling out of a six story building. At least you have time to plan out where and how you land. Stay smart!
Credit to /u/killhouse!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:36:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol it's a funny comment but it's not going to help. Falling out of an airplane is pretty much a death sentence. I would say the best thing to do is land with your head so you die immediately and don't have to suffer as much.
th3thund3r ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:17:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I get that 9 time out of ten, you're not likely to survive a fall from that height, but it has happened.
falls330 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:35:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just have to say this.. I'm really fucking high right now. Like extremely. And the way this information was presented made me feel like my plane exploded and I was plummeting towards the earth, and recalling my training that I read on some random reddit thread. Holy shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not stoned but I can imagine the terror you felt. At one point I had my arms wrapped around my body while inwardly cringing at the thought of having four minutes to plan my survival technique.
falls330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol! That's how I felt
emperorOfTheUniverse ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:21:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds dumb as hell. It reads like it was written by the type of guy who 'totally knows how to defend against a gun pointed at you'.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:31:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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emperorOfTheUniverse ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 22:38:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, as i understand it, the best thing to do is grab your knees and try to pull them behind your head. The advantage of this, is that it puts you in a better position to kiss your ass goodbye.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:10:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Served.
jordos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's from Chicken Run.
hipsterslap ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:00:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty damn funny.
nigel013 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uhm yeah, if I ever fall out of a plane, I'm planning on landing head first. Rather be dead than shatter every bone in my legs and hip. I hate being in normal pain, let alone excruciating pain.
ChemicalSmell ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:41:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Plus there's no promise anyone will be finding your body anytime soon. You could be stuck for hours/days in pain and die anyway.
exarconda ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:55:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you are quite an optimist, aren't you?
Agent_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:19 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If by optimist you mean realist lol
FlaminCamin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:18:48 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If there isn't one of the following I'll just take the death.
-Snow
-Something to grab a hold of
-A fucking parachute
devilish_devil13 ยท 517 points ยท Posted at 17:15:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
ZealZen ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:49:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
did he shart?!
mb9023 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was an earthquake IIRC
Metal_Devil ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:10:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So yes
b2themo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh more than the gif did
kingeryck ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:26:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/WXo-PWUuoT4?t=10s
AKnightAlone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That gif makes me anxious even though it's funny.
yParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hairball?
[deleted] ยท 2869 points ยท Posted at 16:44:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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DX115FALCON ยท 964 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
anyone got the sauce?
zoraluigi ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 19:18:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyyy
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 19:27:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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3hirdEyE ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 20:46:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
L'mayo
Admiral_Sjo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:52:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
M'mayo
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:08:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tips cap
mccdizzie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
M'ayyyo
kingeryck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:13:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that's Ketchup and Mustard in Backdoor Diner 8.
SamiTheBystander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ranch
klinpo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dank meme bro
rockelscorcho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/EMAizuqPBik?t=48s
Dub_U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The sauce is the boss!
EricPMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks to be mayo and ketchup.
mixxxter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yes
DX115FALCON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks.
derpface360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You really need to ketchup with your condiment porn, man.
Xpert85 ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 18:11:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
/r/LipsThatGrip
piss_chugger ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:20:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW for those who need to know
V1russ ยท 333 points ยท Posted at 18:02:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who works with these kinds of bottles at work, this is amazing
A_Game_of_Scones ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:08:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah I'm trying this when I get to work
EDIT: ... Noice
V1russ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:15:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just make sure to bring a (cum)rag
-Iamabeautifulperson ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:28:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or a box.
V1russ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or a bottle of 7-up
7up478 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:31:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ewwww.
V1russ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hey 7-up, didn't see you there
K3R3G3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you have to work with those kinds of bottles to really get it.
AKnightAlone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to say how much that reminds me of when I worked at BK. Even that table reminds me of all the hijinks I would pull. Like all my seed art.
Oh, and bottles.
V1russ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure you're art had plenty of seed to give ;)
I work at McD's and I think we use basically the same bottles
Spongbob_tentacles ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dirty after watching that.
AlexanderSupertramp3 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:00:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, like I clicked on that porn gif too but this was way worse.
jsellout ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:28:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That slip out/poke was amazingly accurate.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:13:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ayy le mayo
That_secret_chord ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:00:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MaugDaug ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I now realize that I wasted a golden opportunity during my employment at Papa John's.
RealAnthonyCamp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:36:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/lipsthatgrip
tankandwb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:44:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But they didn't wear a condiment!
Autolycan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OMG This cracked me up so fucking hard. I've been laughing like crazy for a full on minute, freaking out my dog.
Day_Triipper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the most accurate part is when he pulls out to far and hits the edge when he tries to go back in
SeventhSentinel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a fast food worker I got a kick out of this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce? ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐โ
itaShadd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like mayo.
noob622 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I know what I'm doing on my next shift.
Eatinglue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little disappointed he didn't finish on her face
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone needs to make the sauce at the end into a dickbutt
echtav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit not again
zip
vaganaldistard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/LipsThatGrip
gambit61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was filmed at a Papa Fucking John's.
tf2fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/lipsthatgrip (NSFW)
Mccmangus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping at the end the camera would pan up to a thoroughly displeased employer watching this unfold.
PM_ME_UR_GOODIEZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:56 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed at this more than anything else in the thread. Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:07 on January 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it cracks me up that someone gilded this
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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DennyCH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's some bullshit when it comes to this thread
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:51:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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DennyCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a very discussion based question though, more of a "What's your personal top of /r/all"
starcrap2 ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 19:31:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/l892o3A.gif
VincentOfEngland ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 23:07:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Asian Dwayne Johnson?
walla_walla_rhubarb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:05:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Asian Matt LeBlanc
DylRock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:28:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Omg.. I can't stop seeing it now
Tradewinds99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:39:50 on December 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Wok
walla_walla_rhubarb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Asian Matt LeBlanc
GreenYu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:03:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gooood am i aroused.... Is it made of chocolate?
TestRedditorPleaseIg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have so many questions
CaptainWigglezz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:30:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
im not certain but ive seen people say that this is of a Japanese show where something in the room is made of chocolate and the contestants have to find it by biting things.
starcrap2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I haven't watched it myself, but I think the show's contestants are confectioners who are extremely good at making everyday objects out of candy/chocolate. Then I'm guessing celebrity guests will put it to the test by going around the room and try to guess what it is by biting into it.
CaptainWigglezz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it sounds like something i would watch if i could.
starcrap2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, just a normal day in Japan.
bangbangthreehunna ยท 1134 points ยท Posted at 17:32:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Long album, but it's worth the read if you're into some outrageous Tinder jokes. Especially this one
NDIrish27 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 20:06:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The suckin' dick one was amazing
Based_Lord_Shaxx ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:54:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My side
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:44:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant.
bangbangthreehunna ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you got to his username, he has a few other long albums.
Dsh5 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:53:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/3gle25/ryne_here_again_with_some_more_tinder/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/3ic2do/ryne_here_one_last_time_with_some_more_tinder/
Selissi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:24:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this reminds me of /r/KenM
OTFRESH ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:48:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
" Jesus probably doesn't like that " " Jesus has a sense of humor though " " That explains why he made you " Fucking savage. He should be a verified roastee.
EinsteinTechNine ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:46:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't it be roaster? Roastee implies he receives roasting
corbandioxide8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably a typo
OTFRESH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't slept in 36 hours, i'm surprised anything I said is even slightly coherent.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:01:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That last one. My sides hurt. Can't breath, help.
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:59:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
breath is a noun; breathe is a verb.
bangbangthreehunna ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you got to his username, he has a few other long albums.
Hockeyfan_52 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:35:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how the one chick spells one wrong twice. On and oen.
Hearbinger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:57:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She goes on and oen with the mistakes.
myfunnies420 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:43:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That braces one killed me!
AgAero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:34:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That one was my favorite.
eskimoe25 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:06:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha... ah, reminds me of the times my friend and I would go into aim chat rooms and fuck with the people wanting to cyber. Good times, good times.
ptipp93 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:22:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You'll probably really enjoy this if you haven't seen it yet. One of the funniest things I've read in a long time imo.
eskimoe25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
YES! New favorite thing in my saved folder, thanks :D
Seems-Reasonable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shannon is kind of a bitch.
pieisgood321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
K
stefonio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me think of KenM
Popsnacks2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Trying not to wake up other family members laughing so hard at those tinder convos
Skoltd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:26 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"have you ever thought about if one could do in the had once regrettable then do not will"
I'm dying of laughter
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/tinder
BigY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maddie got straight to the meat and potatoes huh
HylianWarrior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:08:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
my sides
DoctorFrankz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:14:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading about "Did I fucking stutter?" on reddit but I can't remember when except that it was used in a great situation.
ptipp93 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:16:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get the Spaghetti Knock Knock joke one...
ebbtoflow ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:05:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious
caw747 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:16:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The website Total Frat Move has a hilarious tinder pickup lines column once a week. They're absolutely amazing.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MRW I see #22
MrManGuy16 ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm five hours late to the party, but I think this is worth sharing: http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
This site gives you a good idea of how vast our solar system is by shrinking the moon down to one pixel. Takes pretty long to scroll across the entire thing if you read the text as well.
KlausBaudelaire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:30:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing. The emptiness of the universe scares me a bit...
Also, Pluto (we still love you)
crazymudman123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that speed of light button in the bottom-right is what blew my mind, thanks for the share!
gmacWV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I sure am glad I have a mouse I can spin like a tiny roulette wheel.
FunkShway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY SHIT.... I got exhausted and looked down to see a scroll bar and I was only a quarter of the way in. F me, we aint shit!
HolyMollyGodBless ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 22:30:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/WDwyW It's long but worth it. Crazy story.
Windrammer420 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:12:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man am I sheltered...
sir_lurkzalot ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:59:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Want to come to Florida with me?
Windrammer420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Let's do it
SomethingWonderful ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:08:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This kinda shit blows my mind every time I read about it. I'm just so far removed for anything like this I guess; it's like another world.
thejerg ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:18:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was crazy...
CityFarming ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:05:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I just read that entire thing. I couldn't stop. Hahahahaha
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:31:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow i did not understand everything, it seems like it's written in some really strange language an plays in some parallel universe. The described characters are unrealistically stupid, but still i find the thought that this might have actually happened intriguing.
chrismamo1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:30 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a TL;DR for this? I got about 12 images in before I had to stop
TimeL0ck ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:59:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I thought this was fake but she actually provided evidence.. crazy ass people
sir_lurkzalot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fucking shit, that was worth the read. It's hard for me to even imagine that people even do that shit. I would have been so stressed out the entire time
Mescaline20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:24 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jess gives her version
HolyMollyGodBless ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No way?! Thanks!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TLDR im at work, please provide short version
BipolarHernandez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:50:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR: Read it when you get home, it's fucking bonkers.
Copenhagen-guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the poor guy who is married to that used an abused woman
jokrsmagictrick ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:37:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/BjBwNry.jpg
saw this a month ago. I love it
IpodHero178 ยท 752 points ยท Posted at 16:06:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/1cMxupX.gif
I haven't been able to use it in a thread yet, but it cracks me up.
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 17:13:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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mrclassy527 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:16:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Its just a physical manifestation of lightning psychosis.
OrangeLlama ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:46:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a problem all speedsters face.
But this man knows whats up
IpodHero178 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:16:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. Your comment made me lose it. Great job
NightHawkRambo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:01:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was me, Barry!
anunnaturalselection ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:20:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's used on /r/FlashTV all the time.
IpodHero178 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:14:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But i want to use it outside of that subreddit. Like in /r/AskReddit or /r/television.
Yunicorn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:35:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/NoFap
Mythical7Ninja ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Nofap
nootnootmothafucka ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You could probably use it in this thread lmao
MAY01337 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:31:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just use it whenever a "Patty is Zoom" thread is posted
You_shallnot_fap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I should save this one.
IpodHero178 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:21:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should. Also save the gif that /u/OrangeLlama posted from the same show too. Here is the link to them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxujzm
SheToldmeShewas18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I did the same thing, but never find an appropriate moment. Add this to your collection:
Must not fap.. http://i.imgur.com/DvxYEmM.gif
EightNation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
6/10 that was his left hand.
vanish619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Try using it at Nofap
jrt1331 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is that vinnie chase?
IpodHero178 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:45:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. It's a scene from The Flash on the CW. Barry (the guy in the gif), just got his powers.
That_secret_chord ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, Barry Allen from the Flash
Future_Jared ยท 644 points ยท Posted at 15:11:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin
TriangledCircle ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 15:39:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the link : https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:04:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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chiefchoncho48 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:39:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter cus he can't spell it anyway
THE_IRISHMAN_35 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think Kevin is a redditor and reads that thread whenever it pops up and every time thinks wow this kids a moron and ever realizes its him.
Keksmonster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How? Why? What?
Pedollm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest thing I have read all day, week, month or even year!
At_Least_100_Wizards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also, this is 100% fake.
ZDiddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
don't ruin the legend
Tommy2255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know, people used to come up with legends about dragons and shit.
fweilatan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:38:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I picture Kevin, I imagine Thurman Merman with a mullet.
schwagnificent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My first time seeing this. By the time i got to "Kevin didnt know dogs and cats were different animals. " I completely lost it and Spent about 5 minutes laughing on that one. No ragrets
kevin2341 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:(
greywar777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This particular story: https://www.reddit.com/r/StoriesAboutKevin/comments/3sestw/kevin_almost_ruined_school_for_me/
gtsomething ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a person named Kevin, that story always makes me feel dumb =(
SeaM00se ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Kevin.
pm_your_huge_chode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to write a comment but I am puking from eating a box of crayons.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I also have this saved.
Sanearoudy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have 2 favorites - this is the one more people would enjoy!
Schleckenmiester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol I have that saved too
Kevinthepanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What did I do now?
Ponzi_Schemes_R_Us ยท 1169 points ยท Posted at 16:12:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/PJ3ciRp.gif
vexoskeleton ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:15:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/IllBeYourGuide/
kingeryck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M82ba2bd5445157094605ca3b1651cb01o0&pid=15.1
Hitler_Blowfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/uuq8XOuzBJw
Blue-4242 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 20:36:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just leave this here:
http://i.imgur.com/nnEUHZP.gifv
xkcloud ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 16:56:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Posted this some time ago, but it never took off.
Here's a comment about some marines getting swarmed by children during a mock war in Norway:
"They left me laying like a Family Guy accident victim. Moaning and screaming in the cold. Rifle packed with snow and dirt. Boot buried some-fucking-where. They ran away laughing, jabbering in their crazy language. I lay there trying to figure out just what in the great American fuck had happened." https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/1w0sav/6th_grade_girl_bullies_get_destroyed/cexnfsr)
Edit: Norwegia is not a country.
[deleted] ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 22:46:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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QueanB ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:11:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is a beautiful story.
xenokilla ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:40:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of the three marines that started a snoball fight in norway, it did not end well.
PalladiuM7 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:11:45 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Really? You're gonna drop a teaser like that and not provide a link or retelling? C'mon man, bad form.
xenokilla ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:48:31 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/1w6ze3/xpost_from_rbestof_story_of_epic_snowball_war/
PalladiuM7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:23:31 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god that's fucking glorious. Thank you.
Shezzam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:19 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I read this, my life is happy. Just for a little while.
Machegav ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:25:53 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Since people asked.
xenokilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:43 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for digging that one up
spacemanspiff30 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:11:49 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Need to hear the details of this one.
xenokilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:29 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/1w6ze3/xpost_from_rbestof_story_of_epic_snowball_war/
spacemanspiff30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:16 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Danka
*Extremely entertaining read and just sad I haven't seen it before now.
James718 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:42:44 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of the time jim started a snowball fight with dwight
Shezzam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:36 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bew-di-ful!
the_dreaded_triptych ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:06:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Norwegia?
dyaus7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Norway.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing. Great read.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:16:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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xkcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where have I seen that username before? I feel like we've interacted before somehow.
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xkcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nevermind. Maybe I was mistaken. No creeping pls.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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xkcloud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never been there before. Sorry.
You said you read the story before, so maybe there?
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xkcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a European. I'm Asian.
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xkcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tagging you as "Jamais vu"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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xkcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have RES?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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xkcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a tag icon next to my name. Click it.
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MrCatEater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You two are so cute.
xkcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ya'll are the ones who are cute. I'm hot
Let's go Finn.
Dalimey100 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:55:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Norway.
The word you're looking for is Norway.
xkcloud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Woops.
Dalimey100 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No worries. Great story.
gg4465a ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:36:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some of us call it Norway.
Baked_Bt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never took off my dick. It has like 4000 upvotes and was gilded 5 times.
onedoor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, dejavu. I remember this.
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Were you one of the kids or something?
onedoor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the original storytelling of this. hehe
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Of course, this is the second time today I don't get the obvious. Jesus.
foffob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So where is this Norwegia?
BigDaddyDeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also in Trondheim and just 2 weeks ago 2 of my friends and i got in a snowball fight with 3 other Norwegian kids, very young. They didn't even have overwhelming numbers, theyre just like ninjas in the night, impossible to hit and deadly accurate. They drilled our asses until we surrendered and then taunted us. And I'm even from a cold region of the US where I thought I was good at snowball fights.
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am Norwegian, bacon pรธlse is the best shit ever. That said, the notorious snow fights are one of the best memories I got from my childhood. We'd spend an hour or two making forts out of snow, set some ground rules like ''don't cross this line'' (which was easily forgotten) and from experience: ''No icy snowballs''. The icy snowballs are snowballs you craft by taking off your gloves using the heat from your hands to slightly melt them making them to near perfection spending about 20-30 secs on each one before you put them in your artillery, usually a couple kids got the job of making those while the others built the fort. It was a lot of fun but in hindsight could get pretty bad. But the feeling of a body slightly hurting with marks here and there and coming back inside for cocoa or tea or whatever some parents had was awesome.
inthedrink ยท 325 points ยท Posted at 17:40:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://i.imgur.com/cjFzpKM.jpg
edit: Apparently I'm violating rule 9. This is a pretty deep post so if anyone needs any further explanation please let me know and I will assist as needed.
batclocks ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:12:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I don't get it
067324335 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:04:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like he's missing an ear.
Sadsharks ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:54:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. Why does he have 20k favorites for that picture?? Why is this your favorite saved thing?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:26:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, his hair is really bad...I laughed.
I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is one of the few post that has actually made me lol
piratebroadcast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:19:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Explain please
inthedrink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. I was hoping no one would ask. I really don't understand it myself.
067324335 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:04:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
but you have it saved...?
FlaminCamin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:28 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you offer then?
gwecko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Further explanation please
PM_ME_GOOD_CHIPTUNE ยท 1378 points ยท Posted at 16:18:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW http://gfycat.com/EmptyUnacceptableFox
Thread
Ephemeris ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 18:19:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She really loves her job. Bless her heart.
potsieharris ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 19:36:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ah fuck, i just opened this in a crowded airport.
you should have tagged this not safe for airports. how was i supposed to know.
kyoutenshi ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:03:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At least it wasn't a bomb.
AlphakirA ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 21:17:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, something exploded.
kyoutenshi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:25:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Real Underwear Bomber.
Dlgredael ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:22:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I left the bomb at home, cause I know y'all hate that."
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:46:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe you've done this
potsieharris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh my, thank you so much for reminding me of that! do british people find that funny at all i wonder?
vipershark91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm British and it's one of my all-time favourite videos from the internet. Simple and hilarious!
Dark_Fury1000 ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 16:35:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a new addition to my saved folder
fallenKlNG ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:20:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's no save button for comments on Alien Blue for some reason so I'll just have to make this arbitrary reply.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I agree
Quartapple ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not me. I disagree
Calluhad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you just hold down the comment for 5 seconds and a list of options appear?
CommonWaveSounds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
negative
NotANiceRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I see
Biggorons_Blade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn Alien Blue!
Optionions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've just saved this entire thread.
recovering_poopstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yea
Da3827 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto!!
slayerx117_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And thus the cycle continues
DevilsLegalCounsel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HOW DO I SAVE STUFF!!?
sobermonkey ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 17:44:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Well she centennially had a lot of fun with that.
Edit: I meant certainly, but for your amusement I'm not fixing it
MIKE6792 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 18:19:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Once every 50 years?
Edit: I meant 100, but for your amusement I'm not fixing it
imjustawhitekid ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:04:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Centennial is 100 years
ArcaneInsane ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:29:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Angela White is the best thing on the internet.
SonicFlash01 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:32:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She seems excited and surprised that it worked
Chavezz13 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:02:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
angelicable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
jesus saved
has_a_cat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:17:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't wanna be that guy but... Source? Or at least a name?
sobermonkey ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 17:45:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Think of this an an early Christmas gift.
yessyussy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:36:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it have to sound so cringey in italian, oh god
sobermonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god yes, or oh god no? Because I'm leaning towards yes.
yzlautum ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:20:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit its James Deen. Dude is in a lottttt of shit right now.
loran1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the greatest conversation in a pornvideo.
PM_ME_GOOD_CHIPTUNE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I linked the thread, source and name is in there dude.
SKnifey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
well, he gave a link to the thread only if you would've clicked it..
Torbus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:21:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T
LeftSideOfTown ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:29:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Go to the thread. Source is in there.
mixxxter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
my lord
vancityvic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce anyone?
Vndtah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
jesus
Metzman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy moley
Zhabba_Zheeba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow...uh....wow.
TouchdownJesus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Neat
Thatnewgui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm never this guy but who's that???
probablyhrenrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Angela White
Caesar_Epicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
nice
EdgarJomfru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
shweet
parmesan_sean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I could never get into titfucking. Good for that guy.
bensawn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:16:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
mercy
TuPacMan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
brb
Discoverist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:21:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of this chick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU
CaptainObvious_1 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why are people turned on by seeing other men cum? Let alone chaffe his dick on this chicks tits.
rreighe2 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3ngtgo/the_flooding_here_in_south_carolina_is_insane/cvoahyg
https://i.imgur.com/WikAXfm.png
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceFiction/comments/3n3cne/general_if_earth_was_part_of_a_larger/cvkhqah
I was in class when the planes hit. We all heard a sound I bet most of us associated with the noise bombs make when they're falling in Saturday morning cartoons. Even the professor paused for a second. I said "Relax guys, we're just getting bombed." Ha ha... A few minutes later class lets out, and before I reach the lobby a classmate comes running back screaming "The Towers are hit! There's fire!". I have no idea what he's talking about so I rush out to see for myself. What I first noticed were the cars stopped in the middle of the road with their drivers standing outside all looking in the same direction, radios blasting, with people gathered around them trying to listen. It was a scene out of Independence Day... [follow the link to read the rest of th post]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3josjs/9112001_this_video_was_taken_directly_across_the/curabdt
Redditors who have been in a coma, what is it like? Did you dream? What was it like waking up?
[โ]bigpandamonium 2051 points 1 year ago
Another redditor, temptotosssoon, wrote this a while ago.
throw away account cause this is really personal. My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life. I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter. I had a great job and my wife didn't have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter.... [Read more by following the link]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 04:45:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Majestic_Sea-Pancake ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 19:48:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This reversed gif http://i.imgur.com/LyWkFUl.gifv Nsfw
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Majestic_Sea-Pancake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly don't know, it was from a gif posting I found yesterday
thkuntze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW. It's from a "porn with story" called Losing Kayden. Gifv around 1:11:08
Needstohavemyname ยท 307 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/CompassionateOddJumpingbean
Its lesbian porn
SoreWristed ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 20:50:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Even when you clearly said that it's lesbian porn, I didn't register it as possibly being NSFW.
I just hope no one saw it...
Needstohavemyname ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:56:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I generally assume anything porn related is nsfw, probably for the best.
ElsweyrFondue ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:42:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
/u/Needstohavemyname doing the lords work.
Mortis2000 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:54:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
That's not just lesbian porn, that's Eevee Frost
and Lana Rainoff of chaturbate.Edit: Source
Needstohavemyname ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:56:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know who those girls are or what that site is... I just save the really nice porn gifs i find, and/or send them to my fiance'.
Mortis2000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You da real MVP. At least now you know who they are.
Metal_Devil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:17:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any videos uploaded anywhere?
The_Cute_Dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to need this for later.
gazongagizmo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:55:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh those funny jumpingbeans are compassionate alright...
OverloadedMuffin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:25:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it's bad that I was getting distracted by the Link and Zelda plushies in the background.
Hudston ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So it is.
since4ever ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:18:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Neat
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please dear god let there be sauce?
uTukan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:38:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfmovietube.com/en/tape/3750099/eeeveee-and-arabella_fae-makeout.html
TheInvaderZim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is there a sub for the sort of "gothy" looking girls? Dark hair, punk style sort of thing.
Asking for a friend.
Needstohavemyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Im not sure, I just got this from a general nsfwgifs subreddit.
However if you find such a place you should let me know, i have a friend that is also interested in such a thing.
TheInvaderZim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Darn. I don't really do porn subs. Hence the asking. But if I ever come across it I'll llet you know.
Needstohavemyname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well the suicide girls might be what your looking for. But to my knowledge its just pics, no gifs or vids. /r/suicidegirls
jflores2821 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Any video links?
Needstohavemyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A dude below in my replies put in a source to the vid.
jflores2821 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have to search when I'm not on mobile then
The_Real_FN_Deal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm gunna need the sauce for this.
Needstohavemyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some other people in my replys have put in one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Needstohavemyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look through my replys to this, i think theres one there somewhere.
indiemusicismylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes it is.
promonk ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should edit in a NSFW tag.
Needstohavemyname ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:24:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The thread itself has a NSFW tag so we can assume content within is NSFW, and i clearly stated that it was porn.
promonk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:28:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't notice the general NSFW on the thread. Forgive my ignorance.
Needstohavemyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, no biggie :P
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:45:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Needstohavemyname ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
WHY? The thread has it's nsfw tag which generally means the content within has some nsfw things, I also said directly that its PORN. One can assume that means if you click my link its most likely nsfw.
TotallyNotanOfficer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guess I should've added a /s to that.
whatisthisidontevenf ยท 1590 points ยท Posted at 14:42:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gym Battle vs. Turkey
peon2 ยท 733 points ยท Posted at 17:16:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol the top youtube comment
"how was this 58secs? it felt like 3minutes๏ปฟ"
very true
PorcupineTheory ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 19:24:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Almost long enough to boil an egg.
ferdoodle24 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:05:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So meta.
gfox95 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:15:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At what altitude???
PorcupineTheory ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only know one.
probablyhrenrai ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:31:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The altitude of a longhorse's head?
fallenKlNG ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not long enough to me.
Reddittoomuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe we found the real way to create a Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Just have this on repeat in a room with no Windows or clocks while you train/study lol
MrCatEater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Try Room of Spirit and Time scrub.
Flame48 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 17:59:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like his other one, Golden Poultry City better.
ugotopia123 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:12:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The song is just so much nicer
harvey_goatman ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 14:56:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was fantastic and uplifting for some reason.
fallenKlNG ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:23:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I usually don't save things for comedic references (usually only for stuff I want to read later when I have time), but I'm going to start.
captainmavro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was the combination of nostalgia and industrial strength brain-rot that did the trick
Murgie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MowtenDoo is great for that shit.
Squid_Lips ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:04:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the same youtube user that has the Old Space/Super Mario 64 mash-up thing, which is also pretty amusing.
powerplant472 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:42:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda wanna play Pokรฉmon now.
FullMetalBallsack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you have an android phone or tablet, buy Drastic and search for Pokemon Storm Silver and play the game that soul silver should have been in the go!
If you have a pc, download Dsmume and play it that way!
Storm silver unlocks the gameboy music right away instead of making you catch all the pokemon (and basically make you never want to play again) like it did in soul silver, its also harder and has a slightly different story and newer/ all legendary pokemon are available. It's by far my favorite pokemon game. In fact I may go play it right now.
Mikevercetti ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lost it at terry crews
martinsonsean1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:58:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone have the link to the video where a guy finds a giant bin of these things and pushes the whole thing down to make this horrifying... I don't know how to describe the sound, wailing?
load231 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:53:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHc288IPFzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGsuqtheL0I
blamb211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, that's terrifying but also hilarious
walterpeck1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Based MowtenDoo
SteveEsquire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I skipped this comment for some reason and then went back up and watched it. Best choice I've made all day.
Shadowy-NerfHerder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I loved this but it made my dogs uncomfortable
jfletch99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think that the part that made me laugh hardest was the slight flatness of all the notes, and the fact that the pitch dropped the longer they were held.
rockidol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should put an epilepsy warning on it.
dv7d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Love it
gigitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the level of production values in the animations that pushes his stuff over the edge, it's amazing.
AttackOnTightPanties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand why I'm laughing so hard at this.
Thomasab1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the....
Grilled_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That reminded me of Smokarina of Time - Lost Weed
NewSwiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Terry Crews fucking made it.
Simanni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
mowtendoo is a god among men
bjsy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Terry Crews made it
Metal_Devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is my new ring tone holy shit I'm crying hahaha
itsmountainman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mowtendoo is bae
Drassielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know for sure, but I'm going to put a cautionary epilepsy warning on this video. There's a few seconds at 0:26 where it flashes red and blue pretty quickly.
YoshiYogurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
everything this guy makes is fantastic
b4b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Just WOW.
DerivativeMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I find those turkeys weirdly sad but that's a great use for them. Thanks!
K1773N2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
but who won?
nootnootmothafucka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where can i find more stuff like this?
Kaleesithrall94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really happy Terry Crews is in it too.
akai_ferret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man, this brings me back, about 10 years ago in the early flash days when the internet was just loaded with hilarious nonsensical short animated videos.
It's an art that has been lost!
ILikeMasterChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is really obnoxious.
professor_doom ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:53:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh.
Egexe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where is that from?!
doublehealix ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:45:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Cfua1Eo.gifv or maybe http://i.imgur.com/n82lJHa.gif
Jannukaz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:30:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The second gif, wasn't it improvised? Makes it x10 better.
Bad-Guy ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 19:24:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Russian cat rescue.
ST-84 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:36:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"We have acquired electricity!"
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:50:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BAAAHsik! BAHRsik BAHrsik BAAAAAAHrrsik. lol poor Barsik. He definitely get's zapped by that powerline, surprised he didn't die.
CrispKev ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:56:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"have you got a butchers axe, everyone has one" reminder to self buy butchers axe to fit in
heyimthecatlady ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:01:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that was pretty dangerous to the cat...
nazthetech ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:28:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was pretty dangerous for everyone
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:49:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was possibly the best thing I've ever seen.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So this one is my favourite so far. Fucking hell, that was like a Mr Bean sketch.
DoubleUTeeEfff ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 17:17:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/XfUAbH3.gifv
slowrx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:54:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god somebody please reverse this
Slayer1973 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:46:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that cat is inbread as fuck.
Etaenryu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
'Moisturize me"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that's one inbred cat.
ElectricTrousers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This cat looks unhealthy. I think it might be inbread.
[deleted] ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 19:41:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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GhostsofUS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this was on the front page like four days ago
Warzitec ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 18:03:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Broooo
bobsaget0013 ยท 508 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/gBZMtgz.gifv
Neil DeGrasse Tyson dancing.
onedoor ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:07:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He took classes didn't he? I went on his wiki page a few days ago.
Yeah:
TheInvaderZim ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:22:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel as though learning how to dance would be a worthwhile skill to have. All kinds of dance. It just seems like it'd be something awesome to know how to do.
RoeThineBoat ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:55:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Suave motherfucker
ArcaneZorro ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:15:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He can't have this too. He better have a small dick or something.
thelonegraywolf ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:45:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
unlikely
phome83 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His moves are out of this world.
ktsb ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:54:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He should dedicate an entire episode of the cosmos to his dance moves.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:07:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There were some photos and a video of him clubbing in Reykjavik (the capital of Iceland) completely off his face on MDMA (ecstasy), I reckon he's a complete raver.
Edit: I found them, on Reddit too, and look further down the friend for more third party people with more photos verifying it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1j5yl1/neil_degrasse_tyson_photobomb_in_reykjavik/
FourtE2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:20:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's got a job, he's sustaining himself, we should let him do whatever he wants.
Just because he's a physicist doesn't mean he can't go out and have fun.
ZDiddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:47:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i expected it to be like a nerdy white kid dancing, but no, it's awesome...
thundercatsimulator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you cool motherfucker
plasker6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Boogie. Down. Bronx.
ShakingSquirrels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NDT is a fucking stud.
DanceyPants93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In my head he's dancing to the ghostbusters theme. God only knows why, but Ghostbusters.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:27:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa! Nobody choosed anything! Did you choose anything?
-Replicated ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He calls it the... Moonwalk.
Ethost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, I think you have him mistaken. That's Black Science Man, not Neil Degrasse Tyson. Racist
gazongagizmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's Neil DeBass Tyson to you, you fuckin' pun amateur!
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:42:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He used to call meonmycellphone
dustoff122 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:27:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
funny Rick & Morty Gif
the reddit hivemind
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 2414 points ยท Posted at 16:54:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://i.imgur.com/cVEk5mW.gifv
It's from just a few days ago but oh my god it was funny
Y-yuss ยท 492 points ยท Posted at 18:23:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hope that cantina song was playing while they danced.
Vryk0lakas ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:48:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was the harlem shake
Creepersteak ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 21:52:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK
akkatracker ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:05:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Way to fuck it up.
thipp ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:13:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely disgraceful.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How about the Sail Barge music
Lightspeedius ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:29:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, it wasn't? Huh, you're right, that's a gif not a vid. So where did the music come from, I swear I heard it.
HighRulerStarch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hope so as well
pcopley ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:57:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ba BA ba BA ba-DA ba da dum ba da da ba da da da da
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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NicknameUnavailable ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 19:17:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It probably smelled like StarWars nerd BO.
AnAngryPirate ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:03:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love that Vader's dancing is just a little head shake.
Polardice ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:12:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
original link? or video link?
crlyon ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:39:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/q0Djsw-Ayq0
CarolynDesign ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:55:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is what riding the elevator at a nerdy convention that is also hosting normal people feels like.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Went to a comic con that was held at a really high-end casino.
Was dressed as a steampunk assassin.
Friend was dressed as the joker.
His gf was dressed like Harley Quinn.
My other friend was dressed like Jack Skellington.
Got in an elevator full of elderly people.
It felt like this gif.
SparklingLimeade ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:47:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Freaking the normies is one of the best parts.
sysop073 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:47:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://bash.org/?12431
CarolynDesign ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It really is.
GodlessPerson ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:10:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like one of those harlem shake videos.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:02:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
...
Nissication ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is.
funkbitch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:19:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it seem like all stormtrooper cosplayers are always dancing?
SparklingLimeade ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:46:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Because the stormtroopers were dancing during the original trilogy. They just cut that part out.
e: better gif
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if you're joking or not but that's the Jedi Training Academy at Disney World.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's so, so funny. In a ridiculous way.
funkbitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I guess. Seems overdone to me.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's cause he's black isn't it?
digitalhate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I assume you've seen this as well?
The_Realest_T-Man ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:58:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's from just a few days ago but oh my god it was funny
Edit: RIP, inbox.... RIP inbox with 13 replies
MistahBabadook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's at 16 now lol
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey look at how long I've been a redditor. To me, that's a decent amount of replies. I fixed it. Happy? Chill out.
The_Realest_T-Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't mean to be a dick about it, I just get lightly salted when I see posts with small amounts of replies doing the obligatory, "RIP inbox lol!" "OMG I know what they mean by RIP inbox now!" It's just really irritating
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's fine. Won't do it again.
letsgoiowa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, eleVader.
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's a terrible pun. I like you :)
OneMoreDuncanIdaho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out Remi Gaillard on youtube. Best of Elevator is like this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a Harlem Shake video
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I always carry a lightsaber
King_of_the_Hobos ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:59:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Wbjedf0.gifv
ZangerBanger ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:02:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A response by "craig_the_intern" from AskReddit: Most initmidating line to go into a fight:
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphicter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying precence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
cobalt26 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:57:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/dAtcCfH.gif
The Perfect Game... of Snake
transparent_lfe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:51:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
sat and watched it..my gf came and said what are you doing. we were both quiet for the duration.
Swank_on_a_plank ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:50:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's turtles all the way down...
zairek ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's one of my favorite gifs
http://i.imgur.com/c6uGJV0.gifv
anotherpoweruser ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:18:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A good list of keyboard shortcuts
makenzie71 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:38:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How to browse reddit but not let anyone know you're browsing reddit.
MSOutlookit - Makes the front page look like your email.
MSWorddit - Makes it look like a Word document
CodeReddit - Makes it look like code
Cluffle - Makes it look like a Google search
Subdood - Makes it look like a Wikipedia article
edit....seems cluffle and subdood are no longer functioning. Sucks, the wikipedia one was great.
tendorphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This tells me cluffle doesn't exist and that my account has been suspended on Subdood. This is interesting, as I've never heard of the site before.
boibig57 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:58:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/FearlessSplendidArmyworm
MachinesOfN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:18 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW
Bombastik_ ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 18:12:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/jB31h4C.gifv
Here is mine saved gif. Love it
otakop ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:31:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Bay's dog, I see.
titcriss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I buy this weapon?
OrthodoxWarlocks ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 19:24:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/3sRm90k.gifv
xLilikoix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I've never seen this before. Thanks for the laugh!
EagleEye_ ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:10:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I have a few more, but to stick with a lot of other people in this thread, I'll just leave a funny link. I might come back and edit this with some more stuff from there.
https://i.imgur.com/wz88Z.jpg
edit: Here's some more of them.
Dilettante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's instructions for getting the 8-bit wallpaper to change itself according to the time here.
harvey_goatman ยท 592 points ยท Posted at 14:58:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/q554F0H.gifv
[deleted] ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 17:31:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you outta your mind?
CokeFryChezbrgr ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:53:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HammyDone ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:37:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MIKAYLA
ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YA MIND?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:16:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MOOOOIND
Met5anvartija ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:38:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET!
Just_A_Dank_Bro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:37:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
*moynd
panthecus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
PM_ME_UR_JON_SNOW ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 17:08:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
REALLY
Mrprototype88 ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 17:37:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What a true game assassin
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:04:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean broccoli assassin.
ZeronicX ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:42:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:07:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dudes & dudettes.
wielderofglamdring ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:39:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
source
Jeanpuetz ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm seeing this h3h3 stuff all over reddit lately, this is the first time I watched a video...
So... Am I the only one who finds that guy pretty obnoxious? And I don't really see the humor.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:53:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an autistic manchild like him so I find him funny.
sauron50 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:40:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Papa welcomes you at /r/h3h3productions
wielderofglamdring ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:01:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His humor isn't for everyone. I felt the same when I first watched his videos, but it grew on me.
t1m1d ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:48:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He has a weird type of humor. Some people like it, some don't.
KastaBortAvUppenbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No.
Of course not.
themw2guyyouknow ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:48:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love me some gaming water
pannux ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:07:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one game assassin.
Thestig2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:34:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For those who haven't been enlightened... /r/h3h3productions
klinpo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I get that gaming gear?
OTFRESH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bro this air, its better than any other air, this air.. is for game assassins
CCurley13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
cirKdn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:26:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Posted above
CCurley13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is it from a video or something or just a gif
cirKdn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:52:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
... From a video, which was posted above.
dummys-r-us ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I bet his keyboard is covered in chip-dip and splooge
labluewolfe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great moves, keep it up.
Jnewton1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Papa bless
MuseDrones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mom would be so proud :,)
tupungato ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 19:38:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This trick
Cyberhwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved.
Skyhighgreen ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 19:43:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/wun8rpY.gifv
[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 19:59:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/ScrawnyDeafeningGilamonster
sneakybigfootmoan ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:52:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus...is that rape?
the_astral_plane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ I can't stop laughing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only gif that I would laugh at over and over without stop. It gets me every time, just like the first time.
ThatIdiotTibor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:37:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dying, I'm fucking dying.
Omnipawn ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:25:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/VxBvqS4.gif
goofball_jones ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 21:57:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This. Her name is Carisha.
NSFW
titcriss ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SHe got the stoner eye.
wtbnewsoul ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:29:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Aliencrunch ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
cat
AmazingfulP3NTA ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/cW93dWn.gif calming to me
tupungato ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL in WW2, Nazis rigged skewed-hanging-pictures with explosives in buildings that would be prime candidates for Allies to set up a command post from. When Ally officers would set up a command post, they tended to straighten the pictures, triggering these โanti-officer crooked picture bombsโ
SwagYoloJesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ingenious.
Hallucinasaurus ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:59:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Simple magic.
Mejari ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:43:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'VE SEEN THE PRESTIGE. THOSE BIRDS ARE DEAD
gloriousjohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
kefefs ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:17:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Worst holster ever from r/guns
justnukeit ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 19:42:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/gNasU.png
Phantompooper03 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm saving it. Thank you.
falls330 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right in the feels
HaydenB ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 16:20:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/gallery/W8pm8
The Techno Shaman from /r/Cyberpunk
thedrewsef ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:05:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if I hate it or if I'm just impressed.
StrikeAnywherePanda ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's some solid looking raid gear.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it said Taco Shaman for a second and I was very confused.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Blue Man Group needs this guy.
jumpinthedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I created the piano key neck tie! I CREATED IT!
TestRedditorPleaseIg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thats fragging cool
mybustersword ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 18:17:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I take no credit for any of this content, nor can I vouch for any of the information. I am simply reposting it.
This has been posted before but this is referred to as "The Holy Grail of Cum Load Increase."
Picture version.
Text version:
So, I started testing supplements. This took awhile but I finally have complete results.
I gave the following supplements individually 3 weeks of continued use and then recorded each oneโs effectiveness. I jerked off every other day (20 minutes of edging) and maintained a similar diet and water intake to the best of my ability. For health purposes, I only followed the recommended dosage with each supplement.
L-Arginine: 1000mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1000mg Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO Increase Amount of Cum: NO Positives From Taking: It may have increased erection firmness Any Ill Side Effects: None
L-Lysine: 1000mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1000mg Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO Increase Amount of Cum: NO Positives From Taking: Nothing that I am aware of Any Ill Side Effects: Minor โ Light-headed 30 minutes after taking for about 10 minutes.
Korean Ginseng: 500mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 1000mg Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO Increase Amount of Cum: NO Positives From Taking: Nothing that I am aware of Any Ill Side Effects: Major โ On 6 separate occasions, I developed terrible headaches.
Zinc: 50mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 50mg Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO Increase Amount of Cum: YES โ Somewhat Noticeable Positives From Taking: Somewhat noticeable increase in my cum amount Any Ill Side Effects: None
Pygeum: 100mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 200mg Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO Increase Amount of Cum: YES โ Definitely Noticeable Positives From Taking: Definite increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum Any Ill Side Effects: None
Maca: 450mg Strength. Taken 3 times daily. Total = 1350mg Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO Increase Amount of Cum: NO Positives From Taking: It may have made me hornier Any Ill Side Effects: Minor โ This stuff definitely made me dizzy
Lecithin: 1200mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1200mg Increase Orgasm Intensity: YES Increase Amount of Cum: YES Positives From Taking: Much much bigger loads. Amazing increase in orgasm intensity Any Ill Side Effects: None
These results prompted me to do one more test. I tested all of the supplements that I saw good results with as a supplement stack. Lecithin, Pygeum, Zinc, and I added L-Arginine. I kept the same dosage with each supplement and tested this stack for 3 weeks.
And I have discovered the holy grail of orgasms.
The Cum Holy Grail (1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg (2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg (3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg (4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
cthuluatemypenis ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:34:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are having me on. This must be a pharmaceuticals student's idea of a prank.
goochmeiser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:22:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you say that?
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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DuckTub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I... I...
source...?
edit: That may have been the best NSFW gif I have ever seen in my life, and I forgot to save it before it was removed.
I'm smart
demfiils ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Source pls
Got it you da man!
kambone ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 19:33:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This NSFW gif
99selection ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:13:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Would you have a source by any chance ?
Steve_From_Minecraf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I too would like to know the source for this fine gif!
X-Istence ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:56:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/ak27O (NSFW)
cobweb1989 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:48:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/FqbOsL6.gifv
Jester89 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:22:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/ygPgizm.jpg
piratecody ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:43:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This list of short, hilarious videos.
MUTHA F*CKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
thenewabhorsen ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:47:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.gfycat.com/AlienatedMenacingGoldfish
Keep this in my bookmarks bar because it never fails to make me laugh out loud. Every. Fucking. Time.
Its my go to cheerer upper whenever Im having a less than good day
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:37:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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AstaPasta1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:22:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should put NSFW tag
HolyMollyGodBless ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:32:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This cat is the best cat. https://i.imgur.com/BgcqE3U.gifv
Vitztlampaehecatl ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 16:21:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
here is NSFW
BitchNigga_ ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:37:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the link was a 'switcheroo' for a sec
sobermonkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They say you learn something new ever day, but with reddit that something always seems to be porn related. Not that I'm complaining mind you, it's just that my penis can only handle so much.
TitaniuIVI ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:25:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak." Matthew 26:41
g0kh4n ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:17:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best story I've ever seen on 4chan, which I named "Unlucky Toilet Paper Navajo"
It's long, but I reassure you it's absolutely worth the read.
TooFastTim ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:36:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What a wild, fucked up story! Best Green Txt ever.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't decide if it is true or not, but if it is, it is the craziest story I have ever heard (read?) in my life. Definitely worth a read.
hyperbolical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:11 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I envy your sense of wonder.
JMAN7102 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't make that shit up if I tried... that was interesting as fuck!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:19:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://cdn1.bostonmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/829099266.gif
TheKappaOverlord ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 21:06:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The most famous awkward sex experience in the HISTORY OF REDDIT
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hox6d/ok_reddit_whats_your_worst_most_awkward_sex/c1x6e06?context=3 [NSFW]
This one never gets old. No matter how many times i go back into my saved and read it.
Edit: I figure i should add this one for those who know what toradora is. http://pastebin.com/W75P1un8 [Spoilers for those who give a shit about toradora/anime] Edit 2: Now that i think of it, you probably won't understand a damn thing if you don't know the context. hmm. I guess in that case either A. watch the series or B. Ignore it and use the story above.
This and the awkward sex experience story are truly tied for my Number 1 favorite. Sorry if im cheating, the pastebin is basically.... i think some guy going apeshit in a chatroom or teamspeak or something over the final episode of toradora. I forget the full tale behind the story. Bottom line its actually fucking hilarious.
ponchoskunk420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is Tweek and Craig
PyrokidSosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lmfao both the askreddit story and the toradora story was hilarious
InterestingComment ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 15:23:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This explanation of Marxism in a nutshell.
Books_and_Cleverness ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:23:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This description of capitalism seems super super wrong. Or at least confusing.
Workers in a capitalist economy can control, maintain and distribute their produce, there is no law against this. It is perfectly legal and in fact happens all the time. Your contract does not have to be a wage, it can be a commission, it can be options, it can be whatever.
Capitalist markets don't have some law against workers owning things or starting their own businesses, this was super confusing.
h3lblad3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An economic system is a system of relations and the positions of the actors within that system are defined by their relationship with productive means. Specifically, what matters are the dominant relationships that form that society.
A capitalist is an owner of private property (as opposed to personal or public properties) whose ownership results in or continues the tradition of the commodification of society. In feudal times, the owner's wealth came mostly from hereditary ownership of land (and thus those working said land) and was as such incapable of the mass commoditizing properties of capitalism. Under capitalism, land has become just another commodity, as all things do, because industrial capitalism has created a situation where production and exchange have become the dominant methods of increasing wealth ownership (rather than construction/beautification and wars for land or, as was the case of merchant capitalists long before capitalism existed, pure exchange). That is, what defines the modern capitalist is his ownership of productive means and the relations that define his ownership.
In a capitalist system of relations, private ownership is the order of the day and thus the accumulation of wealth is the driving factor of success (the "profit motive"). Resultingly, society becomes based around its commoditization. Making every worker an owner doesn't remove the capitalist system of relations, it merely makes every worker a worker-owner and, as is the case, these worker-owners must exploit themselves in the same way as every capitalist exploits every worker: the suppression of wages and benefits in order to compete and the elevation of the business as an entity over its participants rather than made up of them (as another example, see government). This labor bureaucracy necessarily strangles labor itself for the profit of its bureaucrats.
That is, so long as you leave the relationships behind, the system is not overthrown. It is just changed a little. This is why the USSR is oftentimes criticized as having become "state capitalist"; it is often charged that they did not remove capitalist relations, they merely made the government the capitalist. This is also why market socialism (every business a co-op) is criticized as merely being "co-op capitalism"; it does not remove capitalist relations, it only puts workers in the place of capitalists and could thus never reach a system whereby things are produced by their value for use rather than their value of exchange. Though I am sure market socialists themselves would likely say that one of the main goals of the implemenation of their variety is to empower and enfranchise workers economically.
Socialism, and by extension communism, is beset by people who fail to explain that the phrase "worker ownership" is more specifically "social ownership" and that the "worker ownership" involved is because in a socialist society, class, as defined by relations to production rather than income, is being done away with. And so it is a system of worker ownership because the workers are everyone, or increasingly becoming that way, rather than a situation where anyone has a monopoly on private property (again, as opposed to personal possessions), worker or otherwise.
This out of the way...
What the person there was going for was this: in order for anyone to get things they did not labor to produce themselves, they must get those goods from someone (or some people) who did produce them themselves. This being the case, an owner who makes their money from the ownership and manipulation of capital isn't fulfilling a productive job. In many cases (especially in small business), an owner will also take up a managerial role. But regardless, every dollar gained from ownership rather than as compensation for work is a dollar gained being useless and thus a dollar gained as a leech on the laborers and society.
If someone goes to work, produces a good, and then takes that good home with them, they will get a visit from men in uniforms to talk about stealing. Socialism is about providing for people the full value of the work they provide and thus control over (or equal control with coworkers) the things they themselves produce.
Socialism is about ownership by the working class (that is, all people who survive by their ability to provide labor), capitalism is about ownership by the owner class (that is, all those whose incomes predominantly derive from ownership). And the two cannot peacefully co-exist because the two types of ownership are entirely antagonistic to each other; the ownership class cannot be enriched without the working class, the working class cannot take ownership without taking it from the ownership class.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The inevitable trend in these societies is for those with more to acquire ever more, as capital is leverage and leverage produces profit in relation to its' size. Subsistence wage earners have no means to create a store for themselves to replace the Wal-Mart they work at, and since if they somehow did so their particular Wal-Mart could take a loss supported by the central corporation in order to drive them out of business and resume their local monopoly it wouldn't matter if they did.
I might also point out that the monopolists(and corporatists) are always united against such a business concern as they are all equally interested in maintaining the status quo.
Books_and_Cleverness ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:43:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not really sure this is true. A wage-earner can acquire other skills (programming or plumbing or whatever) at relatively low cost and can absolutely go sell those skills on the open market. There's no reason that some big corporation has to employ you for you to make money, there are lots of ways to earn a living.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Downvote me all you want, the real measures of wealth all show excessive concentration and widening of the gap between have and have-not. You're essentially making an anecdotal argument that yes, someone can do something to improve their personal situation, but the math shows that everyone from the UMC-on-down has their overall positions degraded.
A receding tide fucks all boats.
Books_and_Cleverness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't downvote on disagreement, that's some other people, just FYI.
Yeah so I wouldn't disagree with you about the concentration of wealth, that's a statistical fact, it's happening as we speak. But that's a far cry from "workers don't control what they produce."
In the long run, you have tremendous control over whom you work for, where you live, what industry you work in, whether you work for yourself or for an employer, etc.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would argue that in the long run, it is the relationships which define the options for a given persons' situation that control; and that therefore control is mostly an illusion. If you have relatives who act as a resource that's great, if they act as a drain you're screwed. Anyone coming out of a no-experience background(end of HS) is going to be at the mercy of the market until they obtain specialized knowledge through a university or training through employment and they are at a level where they haven't even got burger flipping on their resume. At that stage your family and friend connections are everything, because they determine what your possibilities are, as well as your social and financial obligations.
defenastrator ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:38:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The statements make no implications or comment on the difficulty of social status movement.
anxiousalpaca ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:07:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Only if one looked only at the employer side. Obviously the wages must be more important for a worker than his time, otherwise he wouldn't work for that wage. Therefore it is hardly equivalent to a slave/slave owner relationship, as both are benefiting from each other.
SonicFlash01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is he arguing that money is a dumb idea? It seems like a crude way to boil down his argument of capitalism, but it also seems pretty unrealistic to be paid for my work as a web developer by taking home a sack of marketing and web traffic each night to feed myself in the home I cannot afford because I am paid in intangible pseudo-product. There's a lot of details but the hallmark of how he views capitalism is that we're suckers for accepting money instead of a slice of what we produce, which simply does not work for a modern society, it seems.
Have I missed something crucial to the argument that takes this into account?
g1i1ch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I think you missed the main point. A lot of ideas were thought to have been advocated by Marx when he was really just making observations about capitalism.
He's just saying, if you look at the different economic models he listed, capitalism is the closest to slavery because it's utilizes many people working for the benefit of few. He's not saying it's the same as slavery, just the model most related to it.
Communism on the other hand utilizes many people for the benefit of many people. I don't think there's anything that says that money can't work with it. But the idea is that there would be no use for it. The cost of living would be nothing, and any work you do is mostly from the joy of it.
But I think it's important to remember that this is a hypothetical model by Marx of the ideal economy that he knew might not be achievable. At least not without something like robots doing all the work for us. If it is possible, it won't be until far into the future. But anyways, it's just the ideal that you can compare things to.
That's why everyone talks about Socialism instead. Which is Marx's more realistic step towards this ideal model. Money still exists, except there's no private property. Private property means non-government legal entities, like corporations. That's a huge confusion. Personal property is your stuff and remains the same. No one's redistributing your car or house. In this model, corporations are publicly owned and are run democratically. So instead of owners, you'll probably have elected officials that any worker in the corporation can run for. And you'll still be paid the same. In fact, it's pretty much the same, except you have more say over your work.
Of course this is just socialist economics. As far as I've seen socialist politics is a completely different thing. Which also causes a lot of confusion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Except that capitalism isn't work for benefit of the few. He equates it to slavery but workers are sometimes well compensated for what they make provided they have a marketable skill. Capitalism is not a one sided relationship as Marx would want to equate it to. It's a mutual benefiting relationship. Hell, the worker could even own their business one day if they wanted to.
The capitalist provides the capital which might be unavailable to the worker. In this mutual benefit, output is increased because they combined resources as oppose to everybody doing their own thing.
As much as what Karl says, it's not slavery. It's the exchange of resources. There is no servitude. It's no surprise that his appeal are generally for those who has little to nothing to offer to society. Capitalism isn't perfect but it's better than anything out there bar none.
Truth is, communism has never worked. As much as it sounds good, it usually turns to rampant corruption and depotism. Democracy, while a noble idea, isn't productive in business. It has never worked.
g1i1ch ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry but you very clearly didn't read a word of what I said or the saved post. Your post just serves to highlight the same head-in-the-sand ignorance rampant with this topic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, I just disagreed with Karl's analysis of capitalism. Not slavery but closest to it. Gotcha, and dishonest because it's not close to slavery at all. Wage-slavery is a bullshit term. It suggests that you can't move up in a capitalist society. Which is very untrue. You want to see slavery? Look at North Korea, China, and all the other failed communist states.
FusRoBlah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:48:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wage-slavery isn't bullshit my grandfather worked at the same factory at the same pay for 45 years until he retired at 60. That's Wage-slavery right there bud.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:22:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He could've changed his situation if he wanted to. Get a new job, request for higher pay, etc. No one forced him to stay there for 30 years. Wage-slavery is a bullshit term.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your ignorance of this issue is broad and deep. Most people cannot, in fact, change their employment situation from sheer will, and certainly not easily or safely. For most of human history there has been little social mobility. If you were born rich you stayed rich. If you were born a slave or a serf that's what you stayed. If you didn't like being a serf you could always...well die, I guess, there weren't any other options. There are portions of the Earth where this is more or less true(Hawaii), but that's generally how it was. Now along comes corporatism and the industrial revolution. Suddenly people are totally interchangeable to the system itself; if the CEO's kids are functionally retarded and would lose the company money the shareholders can get rid of them, if a factory worker at Chrysler decides to move out of Michigan he can get a factory job in Des Moines. So yes, there is some mobility in our system. But when labor has a significant surplus, and anyone in a given job can be replaced at a moment's notice, wage slavery becomes quite real; if you look at what's been happening in corporate America right the fuck now you see it everywhere. Hiring freezes where when one person leaves or is forced out, the remaining workers are expected to assume that set of tasks; more work for the same pay. Expectations for promoted 'permanent' (i.e. salaried) workers that now that they are no longer paid by the hour they must commit to 60, 70, 80 hours a week; more work for the same pay. And because of the labor surplus there is no bargaining power on the part of the worker; all the negotiating in the world can't change the fact that you have 300 resumes coming in for the same position. It's disingenuous to claim these workers are not 'forced' to stay in these jobs when the only actual alternatives are crime or homelessness.
Just because no one has a literal gun to your head doesn't mean your survival is not at stake.
the9trances ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One in five people quit their jobs every year.
I too come from absolute poverty and have consistently sacrificed and worked extremely hard to better my situation. This victimhood narrative is insulting, patronizing, and only told by people who don't understand that it's up to the individual to demonstrate value to other individuals.
I know zero circumstances that don't involve accidents or health issues of a person who hasn't been extremely financially successful when they've made meaningful sacrifices and worked hard. Every single person who wants short-cuts, demands results without demonstrating them to others, and generally acts entitled has a small, boring existence.
The alternative to this system is breadlines and nation-wide poverty. Every attempt to change "prove your value to the world" has turned into rule by the few over a nation of the impoverished.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. One alternative to this system is fucking right HERE 50 years ago, when we had a more progressive tax system. Denmark, Sweden, etc etc are also alternatives. Your false dichotomy argument hasn't held water for the previous century and it is horseshit now. We can regulate the market without destroying our society; in fact anyone who lived through 2008 should know that lack of regulation nearly destroyed our economy.
But personally I think we should emulate Iceland. Jail the Wall St thieves, nationalize the monetary system, burn the Fed to the ground, maybe even nationalize the banks - or at least provide a government option that's barred from excessive speculation & exploitation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I come from two generations of people who changed their situation. It was not easy nor was it safe. When would changing your life or employment situation would remotely be considered easy or safe anyways?
There is some mobility in our system? The unfortunate truth that everybody is having trouble swallowing is that there is great mobility in capitalism. I come from an immigrant family who worked our way up from the bottom. We made sacrifices and worked hard. It wasn't easy or safe but we did it. Not rich but we are doing okay. This is only my family's story out of the many immigrant families I've come to know growing up. The unfortunate truth is that this issue isn't about the haves and the have-nots, this is about the can and the cannot.
You want a little financial independence so you can take bigger risk? Save some money. While you're working for one company, what is stopping you from looking for employment somewhere else? Do you have to quit one job to start looking for another? Wage-slavery is bullshit.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When you look at mobility now versus mobility 20 years ago and you see that it has gotten much, much harder to climb out of poverty, doesn't that alarm you? Or do you just blame young people and say they are somehow inferior across the board from the last generation, that the fact that only half the number of them are moving from poverty to the middle class while twice the number of middle class people slip into poverty is reflective of poor morals and entitlement? I mean, the numbers tell one story, and it is the story of lowered possibilities and higher likelihood of failure. The story of everyone who works hard is rewarded thereby is a story from another time, friend. Your stories are common and certainly apply to immigrants who came her 20, 30, 50 years ago. They are not the stories of people coming here now.
Acknowledging that things are getting worse is the first step to making them better, do you not agree?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The economy is at a pretty rough shape. Jobs are scarcer. But does that equal wage-slavery? Hell no. Young people have it tougher but we should also learn to make some sacrifices in our lives. I can't tell you how many people complain that they aren't making enough but spends an insane amount of money on new phones, cars, computers, games, and other types of technology. That's where the majority of people stand. They don't make enough to support their lifestyle and they aren't willing to change it. Believing it to be some kind of right. You want to fix the middle class? Stop putting the heaviest tax burden on them. You want to gripe, I hear you. But all this doesn't support your gripes against capitalism and it certainly does not mean socialism is a better economic model.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the problem is corporate capitalism, and moderating what we currently have with a little socialism could hardly do worse. The reason I believe this is because you can look at countries where they have made some regulatory rules and expanded the safety net and guess what? The rich over there are still rich and everyone else is, on balance, doing better than we are. Why do we still have medical bankruptcies when no other first world country does?
You can get an iphone 4 for less than $50 and it does everything anyone would need as far as getting a job, providing access to the internet etc. The people I know spending tons on tech are the ones doing well. OFC I would assume that people in their late teens are likely spending too much on toys but when has that not been the case for children?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:59 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Most young people have less than $1k saved and that is saying a lot. iPhones are a great hint of why inflation is so crazy. It's simple supply and demand. We as a generation are fools in keeping our money. We put so much value in material then wonder why we can things are so expensive. Apple isn't dumb. If a whole generation of people made an extra 10k a year, they will want a piece of that. They don't just want ~$600 for the new iPhone. They want a percentage of what people can afford.
It's not the rich's fault we can't control our own spending then wonder why all of a sudden people are charging more for things.
g1i1ch ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Marx never said Capitalism was bad, he never made a conclusion like that. He said, given the list of economic models, it's the closest related to slavery compared to the rest.
Let me illustrate it. Look at this list of fruit:
It's like saying, given the list of fruit, pears are the most related to apples compared to the rest. It's not dishonest at all and true. It doesn't mean pears are apples.
One last thing. There has never been a real communist or socialist state. Look at North Korea, China, the Soviet Union, etc. They are State-Capitalist not socialist/communism!
Check out this video by Professor Richard Wolff on what Socialism really is and why there is so much confusion about it. Never a bad time to educate yourself on something, especially on something you want to argue against. https://youtu.be/ysZC0JOYYWw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Then what's the point of even saying it? It's a cheap argument to associate capitalism with slavery even though it's absurd.
There has never been a communist or socialist state because it is unrealistic and unworkable. It's an ideology based on a faulty understanding of human nature and that's the reason why almost always evolves into states like NK, China, Soviet Union, while leaving the suffering and deaths of millions at its wake.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:26 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There has never been a socialist state because after the French Revolution and the establishment of Western capitalism, the West has economically sacnctioned and/or military intervene any country that tries to establish an alternative system of government. Look at Cuba and the Embargo, for example.
g1i1ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's the point of saying it? Because it's a boring book about economic theory. So some things are totally barred from being talked about? Sorry to break it to you, but capitalism isn't perfect. The twist. Socialism isn't perfect either. They're not perfect because they're created by humans.
It's a good thing when people make observations about established policy and theory. Because nothing's perfect and it helps knowing the imperfect parts before they bite you in the ass.
Socialism is just an idea to do things somewhat differently to give people more economic freedom, and it's not really even that extreme. It's actually much more boring than you make it out to be.
You should really check out the video I listed, it talks about what happened with the Soviet Union and the others. Societies don't evolve into NK, China, or the Soviet Union because of socialism. They do that because humanity is corruptible. In fact, the same thing happens to capitalist nations. Also, those nations were never socialist to begin with, so how did they evolve from it?
What? The idea the humanity can better itself. It's not really a crazy ideology.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Capitalism is not remotely close to slavery. It is deceptive to even say that capitalism is "closest to slavery". Wage-slavery my ass. When someone decides to work for someone, it's a mutual agreement between two entities to combine resources for the mutual benefit of included parties. If either party decides it's no longer beneficial, they do something else. Karl makes a weak argument in critique of capitalism. And stay with me on this one because I've already said it once before, capitalism isn't perfect but it is the best one to date. How can you argue with the results when you look at the world around you?
Socialism is applying mob rule to production rather than letting the market decide what is needed. It sounds good (more like feel good) but it will never work. Many of the old revolutionaries tried it and discarded it almost immediately. There is a good reason why people can claim that it's never existed or fully realized.
You know I would actually like to hear this. What is your idea of socialism and why is it a better alternative to capitalism?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:08:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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g1i1ch ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The definition of State-Capitalist from wikipedia:
The definitions of mercantilism from wikipedia:
And what's this? A quote from Lenin himself!
Who's redefining and outright lying now?
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL the TL:DR version is found in Grim Fandango.
scrabbledon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is long but it's definitely worthy of me sitting down and assessing properly, lots of posts on this thread have made me chuckle, but this is something that is genuinely intriguing.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:10:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's not even that long, and it's pretty straightforward. People should definitely give it a look
VolOpt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, this is really cool. I've practically no background in any of this so it's provided some good starting points for me.
I-Made-You-Read-This ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's over 2300 words...
kurashu89 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:33:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Das Kapitel is like 2300 pages. I'll take a TLDR of a word a page.
LifeMadeSimple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Short summary: everybody who works produces more than they need. That's how people who don't work (babies, elderly, etc) can survive. How do we decide what to do with the surplus (stuff they produce that they don't need)? Marx said there are five different ways to decide. Communism (decide as a group), Ancient (decide on your own), slavery (you have no say in the matter), Feudal (the guy you work for distributes the surplus) and capitalist (you have no say in the matter, BUT you get compensation for your work). Capitalism is closest to slavery, thus why Marxists compare the two so often. Still worth a read, but the OP OP does a good job of summing up what can be an excruciatingly dry series of books.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:45:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad that explanation is mostly one-sided and cherry picked bullshit.
KnashDavis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:18:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Was expecting the word Marxism inside of a nutshell.
krichtmeyer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:50:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Would love to see the size of the nut that came in that shell!
NotANiceRedditor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I see rage comic about Greece during and shortly after WW2
DatPiff916 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
See long read, click save.
Ginkgopsida ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yo this is longer than the manifesto itself
Nabber86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Th Communist Manifesto is less than 50 pages long and can be read in one afternoon.
a-t-o-m ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:19:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All that and no TLDR, such disappointment.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:10:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is the TLDR mate.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:11:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a tldr of 2000 pages. Just read it or don't. It takes like 2 minutes
a-t-o-m ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:18:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When you make a post that long, it is just nice to see something that may pique my interest before I waste my time.
Nihht ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:43:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If the idea of a summary of 2000 pages of the closest examination of capitalism you can get doesn't intrigue you, a TLDR won't either.
a-t-o-m ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:50:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
2000 pages of anything makes me want to set it on fire rather than read it. A TLDR can create a fascination of the topic which encourages further exploration. This is why marketing campaigns are designed to raise interest quickly with little to no words.
Nihht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So to be interested in the 2000 page thing you want a TLDR of a TLDR? What if that's still too long, do you want to go deeper?
a-t-o-m ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If there needed to be a TLDR of the TLDR of the post, then someone really sucks and getting the essence extracted out of their ideas. It is a common problem with people that are so entwined with a topic, and is a skill that really needs to be developed if they wish to share the topic more easily with people that are foreign to it.
Nihht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude you're calling out your own laziness and somehow blaming it on bad writing on the part of the guy whose post you haven't even read.
a-t-o-m ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:20:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I meant it more as a joke earlier, but as you went on and on I just realized you feel the need to berate someone. And traditionally speaking long posts on Reddit have a tldr included.
Nihht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...Sorry?
Also, it was originally an article, not a reddit post.
nan_wrecker ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:23:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
surveillance camera man
WangMuncher900 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wish that guy would make more videos
FranDankly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Happy Cake Day WangMuncher900!
cunningcolt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are we sure this is not Kevin?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It made way more sense when it mentioned Scientology. Those fuckers hate being on camera.
mikeyyyT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing. Reminds me of the guy in American Beauty.
budtron84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna know more about the girl being arrested.
Martifyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:42 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, this is amazing!
Mrwasabi35 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this gif, my favourite of all time.
Dubbx ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 16:42:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this. It's so good, terrible, and deep.
chillinois15 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:00:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I will never forget the first time I read this post. The way its written sort of lets you put the pieces together yourself and it's bone chilling
95DarkFire ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:50:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Children who die because their parents were on autopilot is a real thing.
Dubbx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know
returnofheracleum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:34:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A couple months ago, I read the washington post article mentioned in the replies. I was able to figure out where the story was going very quickly. That's too bad, because it was really well-crafted. Good find. Both the story and the article are important glimpses into our psychology.
satanaintwaitin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yooooo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Dubbx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. Now I get it.
Username checks out
hoxem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fuck
SoGodDangTired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have you heard of Cryaotic? He reads this story and its so fucking chilling.
guitareatsman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a kid with the same name, and this story fucked me up for months.
Dubbx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Aww
alwaysjlk ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 17:09:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Just the cutest dog ever
Icanhaswatur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is one ridiculously cute canine.
HundRetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of dog? Looks vaguely like an Elkhound but I can't tell because it's so close.
Weezerphan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Natalie Dormer
nolife182 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:22:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this review on the sugarfree gummy bears of hell. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3lxd3b/what_was_a_first_time_experience_that_was_also_a/cva9ror
greywar777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those are no joke. Seriously, they taste great, and then you get violated for hours. Pray you are at home, or a bar thats open 24/7 because you are going nowhere but the bathroom.
Still fed them to my coworkers. They thought I was joking about only eating the gummi bears if you could handle the sugar free thug life.
heartman74 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:54:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/30hdao/whats_the_most_impressive_dish_even_an_idiot_can/cpsjqbo
Haligonian_89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm gonna try this.
vroomvroomeeert ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/rUmUGfT.jpg
TheBigDrumDog ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:23:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here are a couple things:
A list of some cool psychological tricks
Cool gravity/orbit simulator
Some great advice I found on pleasing women
OIdGeezer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:40:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favourites is one of the glorious poems by /u/Poem_for_your_sprog:
When lost in pain or guilt and shame, Afraid to make it through: Remember this: you're not to blame, No matter what you do.
Though always darkest fears and doubt Will wander through your mind, You'll push those empty feelings out, And leave those thoughts behind.
No matter what the aim or end, You'll bravely stand above - And boldly make it right, my friend.
You'll choose the best for love.
Edit: on my phone, sorry if I ruined the formatting..
mundungous ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:06:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I changed LOL in my boss's iOS 5 settings. Had some lols. Yes, that is his real name
mots8716 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:35:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A post called ghost car. This guy has an old Xbox that he and his dad used to play a racing game together. His dad died and he didn't know for ten years that there was a saved race. He played and played for a while till he almost beat his dad's ghost and he let him win so that his dad's memory would be saved. http://imgur.com/TFCt6it
Gotdiner ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:33:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This always reminds me that everyone is human https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rO0BHSPXQg
Fizjig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I read through, and looked at most of the stuff on here. This honestly was the best video I have seen in this thread. As someone who had this misfortune of being homeless at one point in my life its good to know that there are people out there who still recognize that you are human. I was lucky, and tenacious enough to be able to pick myself up and get back on my feet, but there are a lot of people in that situation who cannot, or will not help themselves to get out of their situation.
I hope this man found a way off the streets.
hockeypokey ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:35:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta be the drunk ATM guy.
http://giant.gfycat.com/WatchfulAlarmedHorseshoecrab.gif
UnkzF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, two things about this have blown my mind.
One: The bottle was able to perfectly land on the floor without shattering.
Two: What kind of vagina bubbles from hell spray was that.
jhuntington45 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i fucking love this one. Sent it to my dad and i think he has it saved too lol
sirgentlemanlordly ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:36:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/zqWwUX2.jpg
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:47:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Legendary_win ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone got a source for that moneyshot?
I-Made-You-Read-This ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:04:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This image giving us a guide on how to properly use public toilets.
reiduh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:32 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this not how it's done in every women's bathroom?
Ragehaze ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:20:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/3sGNkDB.jpg
That is all
SwagYoloJesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is that...?
shmameron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Spaghetti in a condom.
Ragehaze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A Condom full of spaghetti
SwagYoloJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So then it has nothing to do with blood or worms. Phew!
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:09:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp?context=3
KnashDavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Kevin...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The legend never dies...
jkersey ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:18:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP4_MuBugFo
Teller (from Penn and Teller) talking about being fooled by a street magician.
JMAN7102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he didn't talk?
SamuEL_or_Samuel_L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Only as part of the "Penn and Teller" duo. He talks all the time outside of this, you can find all sorts of interviews and convention talks from him on YouTube.
c_for ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:45:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hi wat are you doing?
It never fails to get a chuckle out of me.
Phylar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:01:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I went to my saved section and just allowed it to scroll to a stop. This is what I landed on.
NSFW
Eerendil ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:43:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's all about the manners https://i.imgur.com/PNwhh4g.gifv
miamdev ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:21:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/5991n
CJ_the_Zero ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:28:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/t5h566e.gifv
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:12:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
idk why i was surprised at every g https://i.imgur.com/ZMBhPmS.gifv
Fartoholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ggggg
1der33 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:18:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/p4w59z6.gifv
This just got added!
leventisky ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:28:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This for sure: http://i.imgur.com/BALT0No.gifv
sdhillon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:37:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.gfycat.com/EnchantingWaterloggedCutworm#?format=gif [NSFW]
alvisfmk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:36 on December 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She is adorable, and incredible
Seepp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:21:47 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/p5kO4n8.gifv
NiceILikeThat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:56 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is both fascinating and hilarious.
stampycody ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:07:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/8dmVc
Arisaka99 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:14:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post about microphilia. NSFW
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wtf
Eyezupguardian ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:43:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the taylor swift one...
DishwasherSaucer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was interesting until giant penis
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:25:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
depending on your point of reference it is also macrophilia
Victuz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:45:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, today I learned, not my thing.
Globalscree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Vora is the opposite.
jessicajoann ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:37:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/KcEP7Wn.gifv
This. Always and forever.
b_house ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:28:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/IbsoC
As a slightly introverted person this has helped me explain why I do and do not do the things I choose.
VanillaTortilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, that's pretty much how it is.
FallenXxRaven ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:34:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
"Damn. That's more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your Dad's wedding ring." -/u/plasma2002
Oh and this. scratch scratch scratch scratch
gking92 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:47:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FFS, tag your fucking shit NSFA (not safe for arachnophobes) next time!
FallenXxRaven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:53:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I know it too. The fact that a spider that big can be hidden anywhere with dirt is more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
gking92 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:59:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, I'd killed the tab with fire before I even found out what he was doing with the spider...
FallenXxRaven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He just makes funny voices while the spider tries to bury itself. Theres no jumping or really any movement other than some rotation.
Teb-Tenggeri ยท 351 points ยท Posted at 15:34:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The funniest picture I have ever seen
natlay ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:47:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get why this is funny can someone explain
desertcombat06 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:57:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Peyton Manning wearing a balaclava. It's become /r/nfl's version of a rick roll.
chocolatecheeese1 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:20:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NOWHERE IS SAFE
Doug101 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:10:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nfl 's rick roll, after a quarterback (I think) but on a bala the wrong way
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This man is famous for assaulting a woman's face with his taint.
cacarca ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Watch football.
natlay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know who Payton manning is, I just didn't know what was funny until /u/Doug101 explained
[deleted] ยท 282 points ยท Posted at 17:39:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:44:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
are you ready for some FOOBAW?!
Syliss1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:58:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
foobaa!
Quartapple ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha holy shit i havent seen this one
LactatingCowboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My reaction to the first picture
Books_and_Cleverness ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you subscribe to /r/NFL there is no reason to save this.
-tydides ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think this gives your picture a run for its money
IgotaBionicArm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:09:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those of us as /r/squaredcircle also have our own version of that.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:25:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ, we both have this saved.
fallenKlNG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is it?
Jourei ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:17:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"it" is used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified.
Bobby_Marks2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Rick Astley of /r/NFL.
babylamar33 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nfl is leaking
xblindguardianx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i never understood this pic
MUGARO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:21:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/NFL face, meet the /r/baseball face.
BigCat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, the fifth one from the bottom is gold.
Emmanuell89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i see this all the time and i still don't know what's this from
letsgoiowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OMAHA
dukeofnewyawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haitch Face 4 Life
magnumPI611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been saving this link for this exact moment. http://i.imgur.com/DT1MLR8.png
BGYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit no where is safe.
discobanditt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
...nowhere is safe.
Zrk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you, so much.
vrrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DAMMIT DONALD
JAmes1620 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:02:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/hSLNm
CleverTeller ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:25:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This absolute masterpiece
Zdrack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:31:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Courtesy of r/wtf
This is not the sex party you expected
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:35:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW gif
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:59:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/E0wLkF0.gif
Whyra ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:17:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This kick from a Japanese womens wrestling match
I usually understand how wrestlers attack without hurting each other, but how to you fake that?
alreadypiecrust ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:55:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/7rtvkDK.gifv
klsdforr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:54:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://redditp.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+amateur+nsfw2+voluptuous+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+girlskissing+upskirt+girlsinyogapants+nsfw_wallpapers+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+blondes+panties+models+pics_nsfw+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+GirlsFinishingTheJob+Annoyedtobenude+femalepov+forcedorgasms+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+shewantstofuck+Bottomless_Vixens+CollegeAmateurs+datgap+datgrip+pussy+realbikinis+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+burstingout+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+GoneMild+tightdresses+workgonewild+fitgirls+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs
trinitynox ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:21:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/googlion's Reddit Museum of Filth
Nearly_Helpful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't feel up to dealing with a fire AND this part of reddit today.
fuckingnoob ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:58:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still like it.
http://i.imgur.com/IYtQ5.gif
Osceola24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dat ass shake
Spearka ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:49:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Any XCOM fans would enjoy this
MaysonD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a mod or a Photoshop because I really want it
Spearka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's a mod
BarkingToad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:02 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link? Or name of mod?
ZooNooz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:02:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/ao2zPfO.gifv http://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/3iuk5c/rays_kevin_kiermaier_catch_of_the_century_that/
Vanapagan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/Xsu770n.jpg
meeekahh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:40:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/25gtsw/eu_in_the_final_minutes_of_his_life_calvin_has/chh21q0
SomethingWonderful ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ONIONS!!
zmaragdus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Now I have a new favorite thing in my saved section.
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bolegdeh
Seinfeld theme in G Major
Bear Claw Nipples goes skiing
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:04:26 on June 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:02 on June 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, no problem! That Seinfeld video is a favourite of mine and always makes me laugh, glad I could share it with someone who found it funny as well!
Samthemannnn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Literally all of /r/gifrecipes
initiatoroflulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:40 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been going through all of these for the past 4 days...this should be higher lol these are all awesome and I don't even cook
Daesthelos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:11:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sanik, stop fasting!
Leyvis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:20:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tons of really cool gaming wallpapers.
Rye_breaded ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:19:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/RuLQkuA.gifv I love how proud he is.
ShaboiDoubleA ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:04:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/kUpVtGD.gif
raubana ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:43:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Maybe this? http://i.imgur.com/J9y9fk3.gif
EDIT: NO THIS http://i.imgur.com/pJpEU.gif
EDIT: Actually, um... this? https://i.imgur.com/F2cbP.jpg
EDIT: This one! https://youtu.be/QxhVtYgXoQ8?t=1m26s
EDIT: Crap, I like this one too. http://i.imgur.com/nTkTl.gif
EDIT: Fuck, the internet just delivers so much good content... https://i.imgur.com/5zNs9.jpg
EDIT: I CAN'T STOP. http://www.loadingartist.com/comics/2012-08-29-inspidered.png
EDIT: So uh... this one's neat, too. https://i.imgur.com/6MOoxoK.jpg
EDIT: Please... https://i.imgur.com/DrH7TTk.jpg
EDIT: Fuck, man... https://youtu.be/YpxTCuc6kFc
EDIT: FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgVpR4KdLRA
EDIT: Holy shit... I exhausted my entire list of saved links. I hope you're fucking happy.
pork_N_chop ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:01:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Trying out Halloween costumes."
http://i.imgur.com/DTfxbWB.gifv
This is my favorite gif ever.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:22:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCX-8UDKy3M I can't even describe. Just watch. Trust me.
MissBubbleButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:19 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This had me in tears hahahhaha omg.
mrcanard ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:52:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/oFUFu6E.jpg
skunkshaveclaws ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:09:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now thats an interesting one... how do i pick a favorite picture of boobies.
Jourei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can save them all!
BrendonAG92 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:37:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://pp.vk.me/c7004/v7004388/126ba/1jMXOOWeYUA.jpg
SeaM00se ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huh......
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Me irl
Swindel92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is hideous hahaha
NotTheStatusQuo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post.
SubduedChaos ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:44:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This NSFW .gif
http://i.imgur.com/9JuR4iX.gif
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:33:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why Mindfulness Is a Superpower, fabulous two and a half minute animated video beautifully explains how we can all attain this simple, yet powerful superpower. Absolutely loved it.
zephyrtr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A tremendously useful tactic, and essential to a thinking that is both practical and critical. However having strolled through Brooklyn recently, and seen all the crystal healing saunas and safe-spaces-for-rent, there seems to be a lot of people who have absorbed about half of what mindfulness is.
This is a concept that comes much easier to certain lives and certain personalities. Some folks may need a bit more than a 2 minute video, but I certainly enjoyed it.
PM_ME_yourtitsgirls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for making me a superhero
urPenguinsRbelong2us ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this NSFW NSFL http://i.imgur.com/zOrK6uW.gif
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:40:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
urPenguinsRbelong2us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFL NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:37:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
WTHDIJW
StarryJunglePlanet ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:05:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god there was once a post about this pre- coitus ritual that involved foam fingers and speaking in code and it is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life and somehow it is no longer in my saved posts and I am completely heartbroken.
alex8155 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:28:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
collection of paranormal themed askreddit threads.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/3ep2f1/my_huge_collection_of_paranormalthemed_askreddit/.compact
MissBubbleButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:06 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is so interesting to me. The glitch in the matrix ones are crazy!
TheLivingShit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
14 rare photographs from behind the scenes of The Return to Oz
Janitaur ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:01:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/eaFrEMw.gif
bathrobehero ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.gifv (source)
and this: http://i.imgur.com/PB6ny5M.jpg?1 (source)
iwascompromised ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:09:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sad Cat Diaries.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTncVep2khPGhK1i/giphy.gif
kinghughes_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:48:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBkBS4O3yvY
Do yourself a favor and watch it if you haven't already
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:07:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Obi-Wan You're My Only... Nope
http://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.gifv
MikeOrtiz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:22:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/S0oSgEc.jpg
G0r1lla ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:32:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Two broken arms -
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
CrispKev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think its a bit more than two broken arm's... MY GOD! that was just ... just... i dont even know how to describe this interesting, horrifying, crazy, mixed, addictive reading story. Seriously what the hell!
TheBund8_Pablo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:50:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I see this I can't help but laugh
napoleongold ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:50:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(NSFW)http://frost969.deviantart.com/art/Invisible-Jillian-569151461
&
http://imgur.com/a/C3aGZ
wolfiesrule ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:00:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3kl6eh/what_was_the_angriest_you_have_seen_a_teacher_get/cuyt0wh
Never piss off a veteran.
Star90s ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:48:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best damn "worst night in the ER" story ever.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3rxb35/z/cwsleln
LavalFuego ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the "Swamps Of Dagobah".
Ha ha, it haunts my dreams for eternity.
Alagane ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:31:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Without a doubt the story of how /u/grimmtotem lost his innocence.
usk49 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:42:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My Cabbages!
BridgetteBane ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:23:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Going through my saved list, I realize that I saved this twice, so I guess it has to be Cat in a Bee Costume.
PewKins ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:51:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/x104LLY.gifv
confusedchris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
tHAT SCared THE crap OUt OF Me!
jhuntington45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that actually scared me haha
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:34:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment about what to / not to do if you ever win big at the lottery
This is the absolutely most important thing you can do right away: NOTHING.
Yes. Nothing.
DO NOT DECLARE YOURSELF THE WINNER yet.
Do NOT tell anyone. The urge is going to be nearly irresistible. Resist it. Trust me.
/ 1. IMMEDIATELY retain an attorney.
Get a partner from a larger, NATIONAL firm. Don't let them pawn off junior partners or associates on you. They might try, all law firms might, but insist instead that your lead be a partner who has been with the firm for awhile. Do NOT use your local attorney. Yes, I mean your long-standing family attorney who did your mother's will. Do not use the guy who fought your dry-cleaner bill. Do not use the guy you have trusted your entire life because of his long and faithful service to your family. In fact, do not use any firm that has any connection to family or friends or community. TRUST me. This is bad. You want someone who has never heard of you, any of your friends, or any member of your family. Go the closest big city and walk into one of the national firms asking for one of the "Trust and Estates" partners you have previously looked up on http://www.martindale.com from one of the largest 50 firms in the United States which has an office near you. You can look up attorneys by practice area and firm on Martindale.
/ 2. Decide to take the lump sum.
Most lotteries pay a really pathetic rate for the annuity. It usually hovers around 4.5% annual return or less, depending. It doesn't take much to do better than this, and if you have the money already in cash, rather than leaving it in the hands of the state, you can pull from the capital whenever you like. If you take the annuity you won't have access to that cash. That could be good. It could be bad. It's probably bad unless you have a very addictive personality. If you need an allowance managed by the state, it is because you didn't listen to point #1 above.
Why not let the state just handle it for you and give you your allowance?
Many state lotteries pay you your "allowance" (the annuity option) by buying U.S. treasury instruments and running the interest payments through their bureaucracy before sending it to you along with a hunk of the principal every month. You will not be beating inflation by much, if at all. There is no reason you couldn't do this yourself, if a low single-digit return is acceptable to you.
You aren't going to get even remotely the amount of the actual jackpot. Take our old friend Mr. Whittaker. Using Whittaker is a good model both because of the reminder of his ignominious decline, and the fact that his winning ticket was one of the larger ones on record. If his situation looks less than stellar to you, you might have a better perspective on how "large" your winnings aren't. Whittaker's "jackpot" was $315 million. He selected the lump-sum cash up-front option, which knocked off $145 million (or 46% of the total) leaving him with $170 million. That was then subject to withholding for taxes of $56 million (33%) leaving him with $114 million.
In general, you should expect to get about half of the original jackpot if you elect a lump sum (maybe better, it depends). After that, you should expect to lose around 33% of your already pruned figure to state and federal taxes. (Your mileage may vary, particularly if you live in a state with aggressive taxation schemes).
/ 3. Decide right now, how much you plan to give to family and friends.
This really shouldn't be more than 20% or so. Figure it out right now. Pick your number. Tell your lawyer. That's it. Don't change it. 20% of $114 million is $22.8 million. That leaves you with $91.2 million. DO NOT CONSULT WITH FAMILY when deciding how much to give to family. You are going to get advice that is badly tainted by conflict of interest, and if other family members find out that Aunt Flo was consulted and they weren't you will never hear the end of it. Neither will Aunt Flo. This might later form the basis for an allegation that Aunt Flo unduly influenced you and a lawsuit might magically appear on this basis. No, I'm not kidding. I know of one circumstance (related to a business windfall, not a lottery) where the plaintiffs WON this case.
Do NOT give anyone cash. Ever. Period. Just don't. Do not buy them houses. Do not buy them cars. Tell your attorney that you want to provide for your family, and that you want to set up a series of trusts for them that will total 20% of your after tax winnings. Tell him you want the trust empowered to fund higher education, some help (not a total) purchase of their first home, some provision for weddings and the like, whatever. Do NOT put yourself in the position of handing out cash. Once you do, if you stop, you will be accused of being a heartless bastard (or bitch). Trust me. It won't go well.
It will be easy to lose perspective. It is now the duty of your friends, family, relatives, hangers-on and their inner circle to skew your perspective, and they take this job quite seriously. Setting up a trust, a managed fund for your family that is in the double digit millions is AMAZINGLY generous. You need never have trouble sleeping because you didn't lend Uncle Jerry $20,000 in small denomination unmarked bills to start his chain of deep-fried peanut butter pancake restaurants. ("Deep'n 'nutter Restaurants") Your attorney will have a number of good ideas how to parse this wealth out without turning your siblings/spouse/children/grandchildren/cousins/waitresses into the latest Paris Hilton.
EDIT: Continued below due to character Limit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vzgl/slug/chba5nw
mrflippant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:01:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/V8NvXmm.gif
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:42:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/gSsMGBYRYnk
dipsta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs
crazymusicman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck there are drugs that do this?! which ones?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LSD
crazymusicman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that made my day better.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:38:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/xqG0QP3.gif
anbol ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:45:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLkabPK3YU
exodeath29 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:38:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go watch this movie again. And The Martian. Both phenomenal.
TrashTongueTalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just re-watched this last night!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH
caindarkmoon ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:47:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/1RSs6Cb.gifv this makes me lol every time.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:38:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/vXNniDFs9l4
Don't read the title.
zooropa93 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sips strikes again! That goddamn bastard making us rip our dicks clean off.
WarrilowJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Enjoying the streams?
zooropa93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I actually haven't been watching lately, life's keeping me pretty occupied at the moment.
LRedditor15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hate it when that happens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've had that dream!
virus_ridden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I tried so hard not to read the title, but alas my eyes are faster than my brain.
redditsoaddicting ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You had one job.
Contraband42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' Chernobyl, man.
tupungato ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:43:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Visiting gradma
MrLKK ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:04:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This magic camp thug from /r/UnexpectedThugLife
lolgasm11 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:12:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/H4Bxiog.jpg?1
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:23:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/3ojni9/the_main_event/cvy0jde?context=3
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:57:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Noq64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That got saved. Right after the wife said she could hear my brain cells dying.
twinklenuts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/2wE0Tw5.gif
This always makes me feel better when I'm upset...
xbaitx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/jLR6o
Definitely the guy finding the potato in the hay photoshop battle. Still makes me crack up.
FriedPenguins ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2s1z1c/whats_the_best_advice_youve_ever_received/cnlfgje
Really puts into perspective how you have to appreciate things before they disappear
brrlynne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The comment below it, though. After reading such a heartwarming story, it made me laugh just reading the first 2 sentences.
bachwasbaroque ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:29:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This hysterical post about farting on children
Nightfuse ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/iCKUOxO.gifv
SelfReferenceParadox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:44:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3uudrc/what_fact_or_statistic_seems_like_obvious/cxhw35e
S-Rod21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/iEdBeyXGZ94
Silent_Sky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have literally hundreds of things saved so my favorite thing saved from the past week is this.
http://i.imgur.com/XgKjR6i.jpg
rumpel7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:10:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
forever alone
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/um241/forever_alone_comic/
sneakybigfootmoan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of the most depressing subs on this damn site.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:25:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Girl in bikini
She's banging...
Supergirl topless getting felt up by another woman..
She's banging too!
Girl putting on jeans.
Yeah, a lot of my saved is porn that I can't open at work.
alvisfmk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:31 on December 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
sause on the second one?
TheFamilyDawg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:12:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://vine.co/v/eVlleVYFQLU
PocketBrocket ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:17:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:40:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Pull up a chair, it's story time.
Across the hall from me lived Ron and Todd (not their real names, but who cares). They were...not a good match. Ron was basically a fat hippie, and Todd was on the football team. The funny thing about was that it was Todd who drove Ron crazy, not the other way around--Todd basically didn't care about Ron's antics, but Ron couldn't stand sharing his dorm room with a straight edge.
So after a few months, Ron cooks up a plan to get Todd out of the room. And this is how it goes down, based on Todd's story about what actually happened. One night, middle of the night, Todd wakes up. The blinds in the room have been pulled open, and it's light enough to see in the room. Ron is standing in the middle of the room, naked, painting a huge mural on the wall that has the door on it. As Ron moves from area to area to paint, he skipps and quietly sings to himself. Ron also paints himself. Little paint for the wall, little paint for Ron. After 5+ minutes of watching this scene from his bed with growing disbelief and horror, Todd says something, and Ron turns slowly to face Todd, skips over to Todd's bed, kisses Todd full on the lips, and says "go back to sleep Todd, you're dreaming." Todd is just sleepy enough to find this somewhat convincing, so he rolls over. Also, what else is he going to do? Fight his naked, paint-covered roommate?
The next morning, Todd wakes up. And there's no mural anywhere in the room. No paint on the floor, no paint on any of Ron's bedclothes, and Ron is fast asleep in his bed, wearing a tshirt. Todd wakes Ron up and asks if anything...odd was going on in their room last night. Ron replies that he had a chem test that wiped him out, so he just came straight home and went to bed and had been asleep until Todd woke him up.
So now Todd doesn't know what the funk to think, but the best answer appears to be that he had a homoerotic dream about his roommate being a painting satyr. So Todd nopes the fuck out of the dorm room and gets reassigned. It made no sense to the rest of us either, until much later when we were having a beer in Ron's room. He asked us if we wanted to see something cool. Sure, we did. So he shut off all the lights and then turned on a lamp hidden near his bed--with a blacklight. All the sudden, a massive, glowing mural appeared on the wall with the door on it. And all over Ron's sheets and comforter. And Ron just started laughing his fool ass off.
And that's how Ron got a room to himself."
/u/CowboyLaw
serial_diet_coker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:07:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Washing a spoon
Every time, man.
holykat101 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:33:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
Spider yelling. No explanation needed.
Moncho_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:40:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fsDsy3ZNKo
https://i.imgur.com/AuGRoDq.gifv
Rule 9, I like turtles.
itsgottabetheshoes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:44:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/4hSczvR.png I'm a simple man
alfalfa_or_spanky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:34:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn. It's all just...so...much...porn.
somefckerinthe808 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:15:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/FluidBarrenCalf
ShafterMcJorty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:26:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(NSFW)
https://vid.me/o6x9
DrZed400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Too much meat
ppsnake ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:51:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This: http://m.imgur.com/a/QTtv8 make it all the time and it's still amazing.
ProvocativePringle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:01 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like it
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:34:52 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1fl2xd/my_stepdaughter_wants_her_real_dad_to_give_her/
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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gloriousjohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:59 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
who dis
carljohnson0722 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:20 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure of her name, unless you were referring to my username
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:51 on December 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Her name is LovelyLittleL.
Koyomix ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:06:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://imgur.com/a/mV3sc (NSFW)
I'm pretty sure it's a girl but people have been telling me otherwise.
CokeFryChezbrgr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:57:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Btw, she is cosplaying as Suruga Kanbaru from the Monogatari series
Koyomix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep I'm a pretty big monogatari fan so I know. Look at my username lol
evanescentglint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And here I thought it was Rei from EVA.
Woah! My phone autocorrected "Rei" to "zero".
PM_ME_FOR_PORN_ ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:06:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, if it's hot, who cares?
no_social_skills ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:45:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I care.
newfaceinhell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What is clear from the comments is that some people are still working this shit out - and fair enough. Threads like this will help.
atsu333 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, in pic 5 you can see the boobs kinda hanging off the side of the torso. It's possible for moobs to do that, but you don't get moobs on a body like that.
However, if anything, I feel like it's more likely CGI.
ReachofthePillars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who is she?
GentlemanMarcone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I.. I need more of people cosplaying best girl.. Thanks for sharing.
TheSneakyBaldGuy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:18:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man there's a 50% chance that's a dude
DaedricWraith ยท -123 points ยท Posted at 16:34:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
For future reference, if theyre going out of the way to look feminine, regardless of genitals, they are girls. To clarify, this is not true 100% of the time, only a majority, Edit: added clarification that this is not the case 100% of the time, but simply a majority of the time, I thought maybe people understood that not everything said on the internet is a 100% definite. But apparently because I attempted to explain something to someone in a simple way, Im a Tumblrina, a liberal pc bullshitter, and a SJW. But really, at least in my mind, Im another dumb motherfucker on reddit that decided to comment on a slightly controversial topic. So how about instead of ganging up on someone about something that barely matters, you go back to bitching about how bad obama is, how great trump is, how all muslims need to be put in camps, and how us commie fucking liberals are the worst thing to happen to this country.
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 17:03:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
suckin dick isnt gay if its a girls dick
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:04:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unless they're, you know, men who want to look feminine. Could be a guy who likes to cosplay as a girl. It actually sounds like it could be fun for a guy to do for the hell of it.
DaedricWraith ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ie. Crossdressers
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:15:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. So then crossdressing men aren't girls, which is against your earlier point.
DaedricWraith ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 18:19:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reread what I said, Here are some facts to help you out. 1: I told the OP that generally someone trying to look like a girl, is a girl 2: I stated that that is not am absolute, just a general way to make sure youre not being insensitive or an asshole 3: I stated that drag queens and Crossdressers are different, ie. Not female, but male looking feminine 4: youre just as bad as a tumblrina, just the other side of the coin, not everything that is said is an absolute, and you dont have to be a reverse sjw about it.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You absolutely stated it as an absolute. "If [blank] then [blank]" doesn't leave room for generality unless you put it as "Generally, if [blank] then [blank]"
You stated something in an unclear way and people took it at face value, so now you're getting overly defensive about it. Take a step back, realize your wording wasn't clear, then perhaps edit the comment to reflect that. Otherwise, as far as I'm concerned, we're in agreement but you still feel the need to be more "right" about it.
DaedricWraith ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:30:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can we not agree that maybe not everything needs to be taken at face value? I already edited for clarity. Then some people decided to PM me some fucked up stuff, so overly defensive? No. You seem like a pretty levelheaded person. ill give you that, but some of these other people arent at all.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just no
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:01:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They are becoming self-aware....
why_i_bother ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now, this is hilarious. You tried to play the good and accepting, but you fucked up and sound like bigot.
DaedricWraith ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How so?
why_i_bother ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You sound aggresive, and generalizations are terrible way to approach this.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:57:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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why_i_bother ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's better to say nothing, than something terribly inaccurate. Also you picked bad place.
DaedricWraith ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thats the truth.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:02:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or its a doll
fauxhb ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:00:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
go back to tumblr
DaedricWraith ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 17:10:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off dick, I dont have to be a Tumblrina to be a decent fucking person
MrMrowgi ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:39:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're not being a decent person. You're being a santimounious tool making a problem out of nothing. You know not everyguy that dresses like a girl is trans, right?
You wouldn't be so hopped up on jerking off over how sensitive and progressive you are to be attacking people over YOUR ignorance of the variety in humanity, would you? You'd be quite an asshole if so, don't you think?
DaedricWraith ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 17:56:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey look, Its that guy from the internet who takes everything as an absolute! No shit, not every fem is actually trying to be female, drag queens and cross dressers are different yes, but in general, Id err on the side of caution and not be an asshole to what pronouns someone wants used.
HornyTerminator ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off with your liberal PC bullshit.
DaedricWraith ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 18:22:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off with your reverse SJW attitude
HornyTerminator ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:51:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What does that even mean?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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HornyTerminator ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:36:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No I mean reverse SJW attitude. What's wrong with that? SJWs are a cancer to society.
MrMrowgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't err on the side of caution retard. You attacked someone over your generalization. And now you seem to actually think that meme shit you're spouting now is true and you werent being a tool. Get the fuck off tumblr and get some self awareness , tool.
DaedricWraith ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Meme shit?
[deleted] ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 16:51:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why this is so hard to understand for some people.
MrMrowgi ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:40:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why's it hard for you to get out of your pronoun obsessed bushit to realize it's OBJECTIVELY WRONG.
Not every guy who dresses like a girl is trans.
You're just too busy looking for excuses to pat yourself on the back to notice you're the one defending ignorance and false generalizations.
beardedheathen ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Because some of us use these things called "facts" instead of those things called "feeling" to determine truth. A male (boy, man, etc...) has testicles and a penis, a female (girl, woman, etc.. ) has a vagina. Funny how words actually mean something and you can't claim that they don't because you don't feel like they should. But hey I've got fifty sheets of paper that all identify as 100 dollar bills so I'm going to go buy something expensive.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A person can be whatever they want to be, and to say a woman is a man just because they have testicles and a penis is disrespectful and ignorant. If they want to be called a woman, why the fuck cant they be called a woman? Or is that just too much thinking for your pea sized brain.
beardedheathen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:54:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah accepting that someone is the exact opposite of what they are is a bit much for my pea sized brain.
DaedricWraith ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sex and gender identity are seperate things
DaedricWraith ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 16:55:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, It cracks me up, when I didnt have much karma Idve deleted the post, now im close to 6000 and I couldnt give a fuck less
piggletts ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:41:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol you care about karma. Tool.
[deleted] ยท -29 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call a person "it," guy, c'mon.
Playing_Hookie ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:04:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the existential it. eg. It's raining outside.
thomasbomb45 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I thought the same as the person you replied to.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:43:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Fap bookmarks
Quack445 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:00:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's surprisingly a small percentage of NSFW material.
TheFlatulentOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
More like just THE fap bookmark
Cosmic-Warper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:57:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Trying out Halloween costumes.
http://i.imgur.com/DTfxbWB.gifv
BunsofthePatriots ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:53:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These beautiful boobies.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:22:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Apple191 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:40:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:45:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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ocken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Second source?
FNFollies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Made a mashup of the video from second gif, you'd probably like it http://crossfade.io/#!/4jfdmnp28f
hashi1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Something about the sexualization of a bomb that instantly killed 40,000 people seems a little wrong to me.
jmarks7448 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:07:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.gfycat.com/EvergreenHighlevelHoneyeater
GG_Derme ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 16:39:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My funniest save is probably this one
Michael_Pitt ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But that's not funny
chitownparty ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:25:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This url code that combines all the NSFW subs. Comes in "handy" https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
Vote4Justice ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this the same as the other one posted in here?
chitownparty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently so, I'm sure it's many people's favorite thing in their save tab.
Squiggledog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:27:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're like the fourth person to post that.
dionnys5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:49:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best reverse gif
Deathseiryu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:05:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is from the "What Is the Female Equivalent of the Neckbeard" Thread that has since been deleted.
Black_Stars ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:17:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/cjWqVLF
rayned0wn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
John Cena dies and ends up in Valhalla writing prompt
jpropaganda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread from three years ago when people were sharing jokes they can say at work over and over because they always have a new audience is pretty great.
NKHdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was awesome. Thanks for reposting
jpropaganda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I'm just glad one person made it all the way down here
_Major_G ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
First Invasion Bout the cutest machine of war ever.
Gengix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:52:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment by /u/Aarondhp24 Something about it was just so incredibly profound even though I personally haven't experienced what was being relayed.
regularhei ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy's open letter to the person who made his burrito https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57
zaxomophone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/feffL.jpg
LAgirl3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/NJAuCkv.gifv
Makes me laugh every time.
ShawnDawn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This peace inducing gif
http://i.imgur.com/lS2oDmh.gif
fudge5962 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I loved it until I saw the awful stutter.
cwigs96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This awesome gallery of stupid infomercial gifs.
Edit: This is also really good.
Kancha_Cheena ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/1qU2102.gif i find something majestic about this one.
whoismontelwilliams ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.giphy.com/3rgXBvabOT8iVWev3W.gif (nsfw)
tupungato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rose the Destroyer
MadCowGamers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/aPAU6fS.gif
6Strings_and_a_movie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The comment that changed my life forever: Shower Oranges
CBtheDB ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am sorry for being a brony
DesertStorm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/uioF56t.jpg
MisterVampire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:29:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2vezyl/dr_phil_without_dialogue_is_one_big_staring/
carlidew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This story. Helps me keep my perspective and reminds me of the type of life I want to live.
richc3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/atsiR.gif Shit talking pug always makes me laugh~
gyrgyr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this
BlondePhysicist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
Bob Ross Remixed. I found this shortly after I began painting when I was having a rough day. It makes me smile every time :)
theMeaniePanini ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party but I'll post anyways Fear and Loathing in Mos Eisley
kevonicus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Something I found today honestly. A redditor made a game where you slap Captain Kirk and it is so satisfying. http://www.slapkirk.com/
Proprietor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that was awesome
markskull ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:32:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rugrats unaired pilot episode -- some of the animation in this is really cool
For me, I love this because its one of Peter Chung's earliest works. He's a hero of mine who went on to create Aeon Flux, a cartoon that single handily influenced my art more than anything else.
Someone posted this in videos 4 years ago and it never got the love it deserved. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/n16tu/rugrats_unaired_pilot_episode_some_of_the/
TheHobospider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every account on reddit is a bot except you.
tinyJman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/x0nwyf2
karro85 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/k4Mmzxe.jpg
Bart_Dart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:16:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
An Askreddit thread where the premise was, "Can we photoshop Scarlett Johannson making out with herself?" The thread is hilarious and weird and some submissions are really good. I wish a question like that would be okay again, but this was 5 years ago when Askreddit wasn't as strict.
Here: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ccfuo/can_someone_photoshop_scarlett_johannson_making/
Semlohwerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/gsjD9VU.jpg
JustinG432 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Firt moment of a great poop
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:13:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Djlionking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tetta & Farewell!
Beaglepower ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:55:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2
Over 2,000 FREE DOS games
ZombyTed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DEAR MICHELLE,
I AM VERY PLEASED TO RECEIVE YOUR LETTER, IT IS AN ISLAND OF CALM IN A UNIVERSE OF MIND-BENDING, SOUL-DESTROYING CHAOS; AND I MEAN THAT VERY LITERALLY.
WE ARE CURRENTLY PINNED DOWN ON A TYRANNID HIVEWORLD BATTLING SLAANESHI DAEMONS ON ONE FRONT AND GENESTEALERS ON THE OTHER.
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR, I HAVE FOUGHT WITH RENEWED VIGOR TO WIN ENOUGH FREE TIME TO PEN THIS RESPONSE TO YOU.
I AM VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT TIMOTHY PERKINS IS BEING 'A TURD' TO YOU. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A ROUGH SITUATION AND YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES. I ONCE HAD AN ENTIRE SQUAD OF MY BROTHERS REDUCED TO TURD-LIKE EFFLUENT BY A NURGLE DAEMON AND IT WAS PRETTY AWFUL.
MY SUGGESTION WOULD BE TO TAKE TIMOTHY TO AN IMPERIAL INQUISITOR TO HAVE THEM TORTURE THE LOCATION OF YOUR HELLO KITTY CUPCAKE ERASER OUT OF HIM. I HAVE SEVERAL SUGGESTIONS FOR EXCELLENT INQUISITORS, SHOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURSUING THIS AVENUE.
YOU ASKED IF I COULD SEND YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR THE DRAWING YOU MADE OF YOUR HOUSE, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR DOMESTICATED RODENTS. UNFORTUNATELY I AM NOT VERY WELL VERSED IN THE ART OF 'CRAYON', BUT I AM EXCELLENT AT SCRIMSHAW WORK. ENCLOSED IS THE SKELETAL HAND OF ONE OF MY HONOURED FALLEN BRETHREN, CARVED WITH HIS GLORIOUS BATTLE DEEDS IN MY FINEST PENMANSHIP. I WOULD HOPE THAT YOU WEAR IT FOR HIS HONOUR, MY HONOUR AND FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR.
AS FOR YOU NOT WANTING TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMATRIARCH'S ABODE, I DO NOT THINK THAT HER 'SMELLING LIKE OLD FARTS' IS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT PAYING YOUR RESPECTS TO YOUR ELDERS. IN THESE TIMES OF GALACTIC STRIFE, WE SHOULD HONOUR THOSE WHO REACH A VENERABLE AGE, FOR IT IS SUCH A RARE DEED IN THESE WAR-TORN TIMES.
I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS LETTER HERE, AS A HIEROPHANT HAS JUST BREASTED THE HORIZON AND MY BROTHERS AND I INTEND TO SPEND OUR LIVES FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR.
YOURS ETERNALLY FAITHFUL,
CLAUDIUS THEODOSIUS,
BROTHERHOOD OF THE FIST
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2tquzy/wp_due_to_an_address_mixup_an_elementary_school/co1jvet
tapport ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Large cat being pet.
theshallotknight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:50:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm too late but I had to add this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2a78al/tifu_secretly_eating_mushrooms_while_my_wife_was/
btmims ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Tie between
http://imgur.com/fIb4ouH
And
http://imgur.com/BfX8XWI
"IS THIS NOT THE FACE OF A MERCIFUL GOD?!"
PissedOffWalrus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mass Effect has been my favorite game for a really long time. Over on /r/MassEffect, there was a fan-made trailer for the series that was just phenomenal.
unAWARE777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 8 hours
Busbu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:00:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3secjr/what_are_some_useful_features_of_everyday_items/cwwn53z
MrGriffin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:00:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I panicked when Luke Skywalker charged at me. RIP.
Jinnajinna ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/dUajrqa
krystalvstheworld ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/9thtdqj.gif
kris10amanda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:35:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1n00r4/this_woman_is_the_worst/
Dont forget. Never forget..
fluffyxsama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:38:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This, for sure
randomsoundclouduser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:22:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol!!!
fluffyxsama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gets me every time.
sajhino ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:50:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
Some of the things you guys saved are pure fucking gold.
DrewShady12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:50:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
thisguy_777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This http://i.imgur.com/mSQb2OZ.jpg
greedym ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:39 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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SatiresMime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:11 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post is like the post for people to repost to for the sake of karma. Brilliant. I will repost this question in a few months and rake in that tasty internet nothing.
Green-gecko-lizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:27 on January 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/2x8ShuF.gifv
tomtheslave ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:18:21 on January 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/c4sdh.jpg
Lurking hard and hardly posting rarely do I get to the bottom of comments but damn well done it's been a great few days.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:43:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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AerofpaceBrah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:33:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Squiggledog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're like the third person to post that link.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uh...
Jungle2266 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:34:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You've really never heard of them? They're just alt/pierced/tattood models. The actual company have shitty business practices though from what I've heard and try rip the models off.
LeSquirtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well then
cjbeastly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:15:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alright
Was_going_2_say_that ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party but this gif slays me
http://i.imgur.com/GiRf9po.gifv
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where is this from? I feel like I've seen it before...
Was_going_2_say_that ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I knew the source.
RancidLemons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Naked Gun. Call me a genie.
Was_going_2_say_that ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
thanks yo
RancidLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Naked Gun
poopinginpublic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/lF1YbpH.jpg
GwonamLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
adorable.
oArctic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:16:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this
aryst0krat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy's obliviousness. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/151z5j/male_redditors_what_hints_have_girls_given_you/c7ij8pz
LapidistCubed ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:36:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Humans: http://imgur.com/a/IJ8td?gallery
satanaintwaitin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now also saved! thank you kind human
LapidistCubed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome, other human. Man, that's so weird. I have NO idea who you are, but if there's anything we can relate to each other with, it's the fact that we are both humans.
Keep on doing you, fellow human. We are different in many ways, but still, the same.
ledessert ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:20:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/gallery/fULGO "pick album, press play, get shit done"
Shaydie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most insipid conversation, it's drama from Miiverse but it cracks me up every single time I read it.
http://imgur.com/a/NXXgx
Bio-Mechanical ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:07:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one . The commments are great
bob_gnarly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0FSla2-yV0
MyPrivateNation189 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been trying for quite some time to think of a caption, I just can't.
TheBouIder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
G-g-g-Ganndalf?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gondorlf?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've just gone through alot of these and just saved them aha.
Dragonslayer1800 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/AENsMiobLmc
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Three things:
OP Delivering
Top Gear Destruction
Soviet Google
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My current wallpaper (1080p version in comments)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2jigyu/what_are_some_of_the_best_brain_teasers_in_the/
SoullessDCLXVI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/qWxds5G.gif
HungoverHero777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only thing I have saved.
Iammyselfnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/x79rS
Smashing!
HurleyBurger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post from askreddit
That was at least an hour of constant laughter.
RedtubeRepresentativ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/3txnx2/_/
goodkareem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14
Def this. Doc Ellis No-No story is probably my favorite video on youtube.
the_internet_clown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/JKMrrhn.jpg
namebar115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/4bVXlF1.gif
Makes me laugh every time
DocsMildlyDislikeMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment that puts into perspective how mind-bogglingly small the chances of getting the same combination in a deck of card after shuffling it is.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/E6sy3
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/b0GQuRT.gifv
Marcuspepsi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-cat-laptop-gif-within-gif-animated-pics.gif
CarlEatshands ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen a lot of Sims creations in my years, but this one is just beautiful.
samrobaston ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A 149 Imgur Spread Of chernobyl, it's like my secret addiction. i find it so fascinating but i couldn't tell you why i just don't know. https://imgur.com/a/TwY6q the redditor has deleted there account otherwise i would credit
Serath62 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this guys post about being a man in todays world
jmarks7448 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuP78X6H5JU
initiatoroflulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:48 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.wimp.com/quickdraw/
One of my first internet bookmarks
iamanis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fucking ready for these pancakes!
http://i.imgur.com/Uehdh.gif
Testudinaes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
courtesy of r/kpopfap
http://gfycat.com/UniqueNiftyBigmouthbass
blaptein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
whitak3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This sub reddit: /r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
Csosz74 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably going to be this.
Osceola24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This what? (broken link)
SLappyPAncake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp2SC_aduTA This really puts the 9/11 attack into perceptive for someone who has never even been near the site.
L0VE-Child ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know its horribke but it cracks me up everytime. https://youtu.be/sEGeHxF0tF4
n_jacat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As an aspiring screenwriter/filmmaker, this really caught my attention.
D00M3DR3DD17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post because now I have access to everyone else's favorite thing. cue semi-evil laugh
Lazersharkzilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was my thought exactly.
unic0rnPoo_istasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Queue, not cue.
danzey12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably that list of porn that dude posted one time, /u/stickleyman or something like that.
Goldenbrownfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this seal looks strangely guilty
CyphersWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's because it's swimming in jello, and he know's he's not supposed to
xTYBGx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f anon works in IT
123qwet12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
Blobbe911 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/kUpVtGD.gif
JessaWott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/ZTmEhXU.gif
SquigBoss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Me and and this guy named /u/THROBBING-COCK played a Fallout-themed choose-your-own-adventure game in the comments of some AskReddit thread once.
THROBBING-COCK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I remember that!
JonDied ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3rpelk/tifu_by_moving_to_a_new_gym/
I laugh so hard everytime I read it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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MultiWars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oops shit I forgot to go incognito and clicked dis hope my kid brother doesn't ask to go on my pc tomorrow.
Slice_of_Toast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/MajorHappyAngwantibo
catcalliope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise Cat.
I watch it every day.
Zwizzor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ICanDrawThat/comments/3kkpug/will_draw_your_nsfw_request_as_a_sfw_drawing/
Skpbrnhol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Things from r/gonewild ;)
TravelingPseudonym ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This magic trick is one of my favorites. If you want to skip the intro/bio, start at 0:50.
Also, this dog gif and this dog pic.
Jaehny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Y82JMCz.gifv
_NaiT_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Universe
Tokyo
RiffFantastic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:02:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What city is that in the second image?
_NaiT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo
dacrazyworm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2e7diq/wonderfully_creepy_monsters_by_don_kenn_drawn/ I really think these are cool. I understand they're creepy, but I'm not sure they warranted being posted on r/WTF.
whiskeydreamkathleen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations this website that finds correlations between unrelated statistics
https://i.imgur.com/i7tfvOW.png also this
duckrabb1t ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/wEeLHi0
Spontificus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/SYCTdcV
mormotomyia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Kd2NQC3.gif
ebjazzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After today, this thread.
PoeticallyInclined ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guacamole post, by /u/twohip detailing the basics of guacamole.
Wolfy21_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These : 1 2 3 4 5
Traulinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk-Gn3w2gt0
The American guy doing Japanese stand up comedy.
PM_ME_FUN_STORIES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/2mjhz9/what_would_happen_if_an_intelligent_greatsword/cm4xnl6
I love this story so much.
grizzithal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This lmao.
oestre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/l7MkmSQ.jpg
raur0s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/GovSchwarzenegger does the greatest motivational speach ever
M0n5tr0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is without a doubt the guy who FARTED in the kids face in the toy aisle.
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv
NoGoodIDNames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this thread now.
OmarWirth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://i.imgur.com/sltMspW.gifv
This gif of a surgeon teeing off on this person's leg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's happening here?
OmarWirth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:41 on December 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The surgeon is removibg a rod from somebody's leg
SnippyTheDeliveryFox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Vvh9exNqs&app=desktop
yabucek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html?lang=en&cc=us
Mobilematt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was actually considering this until I read this. I consider myself saved.
Kazmr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/BxjMGiN0jJY
Gets me everytime.
wwjr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This will forever make me laugh: Imgur
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY/comments/3ttmru/old_tv_i_repurposed_as_a_liquor_cabinet/
codemagic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tons of free programming books, on just about any language you can think of. https://github.com/vhf/free-programming-books/blob/master/free-programming-books.md
Tirave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have alot in my saved file. Like alot. I save them because I like them all. I have no favorite. But here's something something I found really quick.
https://i.imgur.com/bHc9fPx.gifv
sneakybigfootmoan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This video, with the innocent singing, and the sounds of war in the background has a certain beauty I feel.
This video.
/u/Ovechtricky
PrinceCheddar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I mainly use the save section to save my various comments that I'm probably going to have to repeat in future discussions, or comments I'm particularly proud of.
Then again..
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/03jorb7.jpg&v=hv_mT53eLec
xROSSTHEHOSSx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deg6wYSUn1c
gagpie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=951_1384927962
this makes me laugh every time
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everything by /u/Vargas
ElsweyrFondue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cheers
SparklingLimeade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
I'd tell you where I got it but then a bunch more people would get trapped in /r/195 thanks to an /r/AskReddit thread again and we clearly don't want that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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ElsweyrFondue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SneakyBadAss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Time to shine, Religious "toys" *NSFW http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php
10 minutes loop of masturbating feminist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ_OT5MRYy0
AlphaQsofaKingDirty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
WaRNING: Gateway save to other saves
mydoc62 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never fails to cheer me up http://imgur.com/a/Cf6Lv
OMGiFoundWaldo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how to source specific comments, but a little ways down there is one from /u/bigmac80 that is an awesome read.
Almost forgot about this gem too:
Fans of League of Legends and dank memes should love it.
throwaway9000489 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+passionx+bondage+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+pigtails+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+GWNerdy+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+girlsplayingsports+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
ElsweyrFondue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
tludwins539 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
ElsweyrFondue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
zoomski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest story I ever read
Castigated ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW411/wiki/index
You're all welcome [nsfw]
roguediamond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nude of my prudish ex-wife on /r/ginger. Not linking it, as her brother has a Reddit account, and I'd rather spare him the horror.
serosis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:26:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or the pleasure... You will never know.
TheRandomRedditUser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas! http://i.imgur.com/gUGtT7j.gif
Curmudgeoneer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have yet to use this on someone.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3dm8sx/what_is_your_best_insult_without_cussing/ct6tc9t
Storm137 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3kd90k/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/
So creepy. I hope he updates soon.
dandaman0345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only have a single comment in my saved section that I don't remember saving. It's a recipe for homemade wine:
bwongers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/9Omxz.png How football works. I don't like football, but I've learned over time it makes for better socializing
MrsOedipus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man stuck in seatbelt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vLgIG2iOY&feature=youtu.be
FixWizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/4YOYiYG.jpg
springheeledjane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/22pk6z/encounter_with_an_infamous_serial_killer/cgpjzxf
Guy claims his dad met the green river serial killer at a party and fought him off with nunchuks. There are some great typos in the ensuing comments.
theplannacleman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I read this as 'What's your fav thing in your SHAVED section' Totally expecting NSFW. Got cats..
generic_nonsense ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have saved things as meant to read up later. This post is one of them. I just always forget I can go back to the saved posts to read later.
joshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Quotes from Winnie the Pooh. If everyone lived by them, the world would be pristine.
graycountertop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK367T7h6ZY
Firestorm1820 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry about a thing brother! His enthusiasm is great.
Shanghai1943 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif is one of the funniest gifs i've ever seen.
Ben_Jenderson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The responses to this AskReddit thread
afterburner9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/qaiKyNX.gifv
fluteloops85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/a0LZ5FT.gifv I always have to watch this a few times
FEEZYdoesIT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saved this so I can have all of the best saves. I use my saves for work as a Social Media and Community manger to save stuff that works for any of the 20 different odd accounts I run. So I'll use this chance to say thanks to all y'all for sharing your content.
blacksockdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Considering my cat is named Button, this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGIEmH3BoyA
Mazzei2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Horses' body language
Dmj576 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dogfish Head's 2016 release schedule. I may have a problem.
bz2486 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see
Dmj576 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://queencityfresh.com/2015/12/11/dogfish-head-announces-2016-lineup/
thecompanionlesscube ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saved love letters from an ex. The account may be deleted, but the letters live on.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dick portal(probably NSFW)
Ninja9002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2sgiul/waiterswaitresses_of_reddit_whats_the_worst_date/
this.
RekaWoW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really have much saved but I do have this: http://i.imgur.com/Hlymbna.gif
amakudaru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have to say this comment. Best rescue ever.
damontoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Why Breyer's ice cream is a sham and you should never buy any of their frozen dairy deserts.
Edit: I can't pick just one. -
This guy shit in his bosses office for 3 months and got her fired.
How to be homeless (just in case).
How to tie a tie.
masterfw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party, but definitely all the Doc River's faces and gifs you could ever need.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/34ylro/the_ultimate_doc_river_gif_collection/
locky227 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
GreyReanimator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell (Part 6!) http://reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ppq81/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/ They should make this a movie.
naked-kitten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread. Enough favorite things for days.
Roraan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin.
kitty2katt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2rpdcb/z/cni4s98 This gem right here
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A face-swap that I have only seen once. I have no idea if it's a massively reposted image, but I can't get over it:
http://i.imgur.com/bbg8Y.jpg
Butnorp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/jgcFn Snowflakes under a microscope, surprisingly cool as fuck!
stuckit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I get why they crystallize, I don't understand the damn near perfect symmetry.
Jixaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/a8nUoLM.jpg
SoulSpecter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The story of the Dungeons
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Might be a bit late to post now, but this makes me laugh every time. https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/1cxqll/karen_a_delusional_womens_journey_on_facebook/
yenwood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1zpljs/eli5_what_actually_happens_when_i_get_a_shiver/cfvsido?context=3
sirius4778 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/1wp8KzI46X4
gi4ntfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4ruYn8ZSM
You ever been this high?
Jellooooo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck , there's so much porn. I dunno.
Bodomi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif of a Goblin Shark http://i.imgur.com/Va3bfWI.gif
TheRazorSlash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/NMoeDM8POZk
MrBayless ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
porn... its mostly porn
DecoriTitan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
wilddougtrio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Saving this post for a rainy day:
Orange cat eating http://i.imgur.com/nxjbFaE.gif http://i.imgur.com/YlLnPwJ.gif
Playing with a kitten http://i.imgur.com/aZelkQM.gif http://i.imgur.com/jeghegX.gif
Same kitten http://i.imgur.com/c9KlsR1.gif
Again http://i.imgur.com/9BzKs8U.gif
Kitten trying to get down http://i.imgur.com/EWPkRQq.gif
Kitten sleeping http://i.imgur.com/g0pBxrK.gif http://i.imgur.com/Wd6dDNz.gif http://i.imgur.com/SxsGkvW.gif
Laser kittens http://i.imgur.com/uTwtosg.gif
Shark kitten http://i.imgur.com/vn4mMZJ.gif
Showing off her fluffy tail, filmed only a few minutes ago http://i.imgur.com/g7stdds.gifv
New gif, she's checking out this thread (or just the cursor) http://i.imgur.com/46nhKdp.gifv
derpiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit here comes the cat vault
likethreetimesdude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just now realized after 4 years that there's a save function.
Novacro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/znfvr.jpg
Quip_Qwop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This cat was on the front page but yesterday, so i don't think he really counts..
This exercise guide for a game of Civ V motivated me to start actually working out and being responsible for my body, so thats good
(This guy)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdaduOiiR10&feature=youtu.be] has fantastic kazoo covers of classic game tunes, which is pretty sweet as well
fuckingnoob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lto3kaCVen1qahhxwo1_400.gif
PotNoodleADay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/w3FzB.jpg
Raisinbrannan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/mxnDj 60's spiderman
Dehalo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
Rustypoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This new pope is awesome! http://i.imgur.com/RuLQkuA.gifv
Dick_Butt-Kiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/L76w5mc.jpg i've come to find out its an album cover but i cant recall who it's for, hilarious nonetheless
twosolitudes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wasnatch - Front to Back
ddlo92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/144dcp
pet monkey vs douchebag owner's dog.
VeganGamerr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin obviously
NerdiusRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/EuiAewI
fbjimmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This awesome collection of photos that are crafted as scale models but look 100% real... http://imgur.com/a/5tBwi
Victuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A post by /u/MyOverflow with a list of defcon (essentially a hacking/ computer technology con) talks about a variety of subjects, all really good, all really cool.
here is the permalink https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2kpv3a/bad_idea_to_steal_a_hackers_computer/clnus1k
MyOverflow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the mention, I'm glad you found the post interesting. :)
Victuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's a lot of really cool stuff, it'd be a shame not to share it (even if I was really late to the party)
Thanks for assembling that list btw :)
CSMastermind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just in case I ever win the lottery I have this tucked away:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vzgl/you_just_won_a_656_million_dollar_lottery_what_do/chba5nw
SaltyBawlz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The porn I saved on reddit, but didn't download to my computer yet.
jesus_presley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/XrezT.jpg
Sharkbait-OohHaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's beautiful. I've never seen this - is it real?
Humidibot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. He was doing "Where Is Thumbkin." You can see info about that here.
Dr_Dippy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The infamous Kevin story
Cosmic_P ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/VVtDrfY.gifv "Swiggity Swooty"
JustAnotherMile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can never forget flappy bird...
https://i.imgur.com/Q2zNP.gif
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every now and then, someone takes all the effort out of finding some things.
blvkdlyfe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rgpdf/z/cdnafqe
HisMajestyBlingKong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This story:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1h6npu
Credit to /u/RubyRhod. I hope he continues to fart on children's heads to this day
jwalsh1316 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best of /r/Blackpeopletwitter... http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW
capSAR273 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Life of George: http://imgur.com/gallery/vGEB6
Spoon_Elemental ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p52MHCcPc7Y
NeoStorm247 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This vine
sebtidwell212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was so unexpected, but it was SOOOOOO perfect lol
ehwo78 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to cheat and say this thread XD
xvalicx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So I just remembered that Reddit has a save feature...
Pobeltme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/yJDBth7.jpg
thefishtanc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I died laughing at this multiple times
NightGore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://cachemonet.com/
JrallXS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this
Mr_Wasteed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This Its about most scientifically correct movies.
YellowishWhite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Title: "I know a good bargain when I see one"
http://i.imgur.com/JG9WOis.jpg
bender927 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fruit Ninja Drake
Bonus: Epic little girl
ihatedogs2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This joke.
mybrilliantmind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap - there's a saved section!?
Nobrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3bmya2/if_i_were_stranded_on_an_island_with_a_fully/csnymmr?context=3
This gets me everytime
Stuckurface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
Khazok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely porn, tons and tons of porn
Sierra11755 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A few recent ones that I like to use to make my friends go wtf.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_wtf/comments/3v995i/anon_explains_an_excerpt_from_an_adult_visual/
https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/3woe75/5050_rosie_jones_topless_in_a_playboy_ad_nsfw/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember fondly the day I was introduced to reverse gifs
StarMoses1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/ZkAtNEz.jpg
Youdontknowmebud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Z1Wlouw.jpg Chuacachina, Peru
Rebuta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
For me it's all shit i thought I'd want to look at later and i've never ever checked it.
Checking right now...
I've got great taste The Last Question, ANIMATED
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
we can save things?
Envy121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was a big list of stuff you can learn to better yourself for free like language learning and shit. I like to look at it once in a while and say to myself "someday..."
sciencelabrador ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
geraffes are so dumb
Boy_Man-God_Shit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All we need to save now is this thread.
BeardedTitan2115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment about how Scooby Doo could beat Odin
GrizzlyRhyme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably MadTV's "The iRack"
zabruki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Always a special place in my heart for this Computer, load up Celery Man please
https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
gloriousjohnson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:48 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now tayne, i can get into
ItoXICI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tons and tons of porn
fangnp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saving this thread.
Vakaryan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Soon to be this post
lifegoes0n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lightly NSFW: /r/WtSSTaDaMiT, /r/gentlemanbonersgw, /r/MoundofVenus
Alt/Emo girls:/r/altgonewild, /r/goneinsane, /r/suicidegirls, /r/Hotchickswithtattoos, /r/PiercedNSFW, /r/emogirls, /r/GirlswithNeonHair, /r/GirlswithGlasses
Medium NSFW: /r/GirlsFinishingTheJob, /r/cumsluts. /r/mmgirls, /r/onherknees
A little different: /r/jilling, /r/grool, /r/squirting, /r/upherbutt, /r/distension, /r/CandidFashionPolice, /r/ButterflyWings, /r/RuinedOrgasms, /r/pushing, /r/notreallyenjoyingit,
Fairly Hardcore: /r/throatpies, /r/Throatfucking, /r/bdsm, /r/bdsmgw, /r/SheLikesItRough,
Just fuckin' weird: /r/hucow, /r/objects, /r/pee, /r/prolapse, /r/fisting, /r/fetish, /r/MidgetsFuckingJuggalosInYogaPants
You're Welcome.
motank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A bit about not dismissing people as stupid for not being able to think analytically.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2v8quo/parents_of_reddit_when_did_you_realize_your_kid/cofqta2
_CookieBandit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.gfycat.com/SneakyEllipticalCockatiel (NSFW)
I'm not sorry.
jeffreydontlook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
Myssst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.gfycat.com/EnchantingWaterloggedCutworm#?format=gif
It...It's a nice performance...
Graawwrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3q3n5a/guys_what_turns_you_away_from_girls/cwc00m7
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which videos ruined the image of a famous person?
TheKakuja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/n0UijA7/new
Still confused about what the hell this is....
confusedchris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
somebody put tobacco, inside paper, inside a fish, inside a chicken.
Dan298 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This fucking thread just became my favorite
Weltall548 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thing of beauty
cbtbone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A bestof post describing a method for making a fake album cover for a fake band using wikipedia, flickr, and random quotations.
Just click here, scroll down, expand any images. Enjoy.
og_momo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread. Going through it, I can find some awesome things others have found over the years.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/EpimilD.gif
Zanydrop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL: There is a save button
Paint_UR_Taint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite stories from reddit: he's not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/z/c1hdgwv
Rag546 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm late to the party, but this video is one that I've saved and come back to whenever I've had a bad day. Watch the whole thing cause the ending makes it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ2dI_B_Ycg
acerebral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta be this one
PathToExile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've got three:
Don't remember how this ended up saved
Best operating room nurse and surgeon, ever.
This guy arrived at atheism the same way I did, breaking down the very text that inspired the religions we were born into.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:07:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You guys actually have awesome saved things, and mine is just full of stuff I accidentally saved because of my fat fucking thumbs on mobile.
Oh and that thing from the other week where the lady lit her tassels on fire and spun 'em around. That was pretty rad, and I saved it because I was at work and had to go home to watch titties wobble and rotate.
VorticalHydra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The story about the lazy ship captain with sun in his eyes
DiscordsTerror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Edit: Picture yourself logging in to reddit on what seems like a relatively normal Tuesday morning, but for some reason, it's not as normally normal as it usually is. There are orangered envelopes glowing in the corner, and your overview page looks different, kind of like the way your bedroom looks different when you move the bed to the other wall so you can have more room for activities, but then move it back because it looks off, but you haven't quite returned it to the exact same spot it had been in. There's a message saying your comment has been gilded, saying something about extra site features, perks and benefits, but you don't really understand it because you usually just skim those types of things and move on. You're about to be allowed to browse.../r/lounge. Thanks for the gilding fellow meatbag!
Originally posted by /u/SchrodingerCatPics
MacaroniAndBooty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's been a rough workweek, I needed this
qwerty12qwerty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3u85x1/i_gave_the_order_myself_turkish_pm_on_downing/cxczh2e
HeftyPepper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread, thanks everyone for the cool stuff you found for me!
PMSEND_ME_NUDES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I made one! http://redditp.com/r/amandaseyfried+Bottomless_Vixens+celebnsfw+cfnf+CumHaters+deadeyedblondes+freshfromtheshower+gag+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+happygaps+holdthemoan+KatyaClover+LaundryDay+LegalTeens+MargotRobbie+MirandaKerr+Models+MonikaPietrasinska+motiontrackedboobs+MouthWideOpen+MyCherryCrush+NowYouReallySeeMe+nsfw_gifs+NSFW_Models+nsfwcosplay+NsfwCumsluts+NSFWfashion+NSFWModels+nsfwnonporn+nsfwoutfits+nsfwPhotoshopBattles+OnHerKnees+OnOff+petite+public+publicNSFW+publicnudes+RaveGirls+RealGirls+rearpussy+SarahEllen+Sauna_NSFW+sexygirls+SexyTummies+ShowerBeerGoneWild+sillygirls+SkinnyGirls+slingbikini+SluttyHalloween+StephanieSmith+StraightGirlsPlaying+TheLandingStrip+TiffanyThompson+tldr+TopDownThong+UHDnsfw+Unashamed+UnhappyCumsluts+WeddingsGoneWild
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:29 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/
Throwawayfromthedam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on December 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:13 on December 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is pretty cool
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:49:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/DelectableMagnificentBlackbear
Themalster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that these weren't human flesh until she lifted her shirt.
Saintlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wat
jhuntington45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the god damn URL is spot on holy shit
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:39:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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maxisma ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:34:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
awwww yeeeeahhh B)
ProudestMoments ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This: https://www.reddit.com/r/progresspics/comments/3c76le/update_f25565_20612581_pounds_ive_posted_here/?ref=share&ref_source=link
She started at my starting weight, got to my goal weight, and we're the same height. She is my inspiration.
mybustersword ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here are all parts with all updates of the Jenny story ( incl. part 3)
Part 1: http://i.imgur.com/6K0Q4Ov.png
Part 2: http://i.imgur.com/HctYVxG.png
Part 3: http://i.imgur.com/2CIjOlD.png
22cthulu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This story by /u/Wanderingbishop
I am Garg. I am strong. I am strong because I am Ogre. No-one in the forest is stronger than me. When I was young, the old Ogres make the rules, hit me when I don't follow. Now I am older. I make rules. I go where I want. I eat what I want. I take what I want.
One day, I find something I want. Pretty pink-skin sharpclub. Bright stones on short round end, and long sharp end shimmers like pond water. I want, so I take. Little hard-shelled pink-skins have come to my forest with sharpclubs before, long time ago. They smarter than others. They know that they can't hit stronger, so they need to hit better. I am going to use pretty sharpclub to hit stronger AND better. I am looking forward to using sharpclub to hit.
I am not expecting sharpclub to hit me.
Sharpclub is alive. Sharpclub is angry. It does not want what I want, and so it hits me. I have been hit before. I am strong so I can take hits. But it hits my mind, and I do not know how to hit back. For the first time in long, long time... I submit. Sharpclub is strong. Sharpclub makes rules now.
Sharpclub tells me what to do. Sharpclub makes me stop fighting others in forest. Makes me give up land. I do not want to, but Sharpclub makes rules now. I am not strong now. Eventually, Sharpclub stops being angry at me and starts being curious.
Sharpclub tells me her name. She is Moonslicer, made by pink-skin shamans for pink-skin warriors. I understand this. She was made to kill pink-skin enemies. But I am pink-skin enemy. She does not kill me. I do not understand this.
One day, while eating dinner, I ask Moonslicer. "Why do you not kill me?"
"I don't understand your question," Moonslicer replies.
"You are pink-skin sharpclub,"
"Greatsword," Moonslicer interrupts.
"and you are made to fight pink-skin enemies."
"I was made to destroy evil," Moonslicer answers. She always talks in strange riddles. I have become used to this.
"Yes, evil. I know this word. It means pink-skin enemy. I am pink-skin enemy. I am evil. Why do you not destroy me?"
Moonslicer does not answer for long time.
"You are... "pink-skin enemy", yes. And most people would say you are evil... but I am not sure. I expected you to fight me, but you didn't. I expected you to resist when I told you to stop bullying the other creatures of the forest, but you didn't."
"Moonslicer is stronger than Garg, so Moonslicer makes rules."
"All the same... I think there might be some good in you, somewhere."
"...what is Good?" I ask.
"Good is..." Moonslicer stops talking. I can feel she is confused. "Good is... how to describe it? It is..." She stops again. She is quiet for a long time. "You know, I believe the best way to explain it is to show you. Go to sleep Garg. Tomorrow, we will start doing Good."
Next day, Moonslicer leads me to pink-skin home, in the middle of fields. No pink-skins there right now. She shows me broken walls. Tells me to take stones and fix walls. Then we leave. I do not understand.
"Why do we fix walls?" I ask.
"Those walls protect the humans from harm," Moonslicer says. "They have been torn down by raiders over the years. By repairing the walls, you have made the humans more safe. More strong."
"Why do I make them safe?" I ask. "I am pink-skin enemy. I do not want them to be strong."
"Patience, Garg," Moonslicer says. "Have patience and faith. You will understand eventually."
I do not believe her, but I say nothing. This does not make sense. This is pink-skin strangeness.
For the next two seasons, Moonslicer keeps sending me out to pink-skin lands. Fixing walls. Catching cows and taking them back to paddocks without eating them. Sometimes she makes me scare humans on roads. Sometimes she makes me hide from humans on roads. She calls the ones I scare "bandits" and the ones I hide from "merchants". I do not understand the difference.
"The merchants are weaker humans," Moonslicer says. "The bandits are stronger, and want to take from the merchants. You are driving them away from the roads so that they do not take from the merchants anymore."
"This makes sense" I say. "They are stronger, they take what they want. But why do you make me scare them so they cannot?"
"Because it is not good for the strong to take what they want from the weak."
"This Good does not make sense. I will never understand"
"You will understand" Moonslicer says. "Have faith."
For many more seasons, Moonslicer makes me do many things I do not understand. Eventually pink-skins... humans... start to see me. At first they are afraid. I understand this. But they slowly become less afraid. They no longer run when they see me. I do not understand this. I dig long ditches from the river to their farms. I build walls along their roads. I bring large sacks of food to their towns and leave them there.
One season, there is a great storm. Moonslicer wakes me during the night, urges me to leave the cave and go to the human lands. There is a town I have been near many times before. The river that flows through the village is flooding. The humans are splashing, shouting, drowning. They are scared. Moonslicer sends me through the flood to their homes. I lift humans from the water and put them at the top of the homes. I do this again, and again. I am tired, but Moonslicer pushes me on. I save more humans, I wade through the water that is up to my chest. I save the male humans, the female humans, the young humans, the old humans. I save all of them. When the dawn comes and the water goes down, I am more tired than I have ever been. I sink to my knees. I know the humans will kill me while I am asleep but I am too tired to get away. I fall asleep.
I wake up. I am not wet, cold or tired. I am warm, dry, resting on something soft and comfortable. I recognize it as a human barn - I have brought escaped horses to these before. I am covered in many skins. I am lying in dried grass - the humans call it hay.
A male human comes in. He sees I am awake. He does not run or look scared. Instead he smiles. He brings a large bundle up to me. The bundle has meat in it. Good, cooked meat. Better than I've ever tasted. I watch him carefully, but I am hungry and I concentrate on eating. Once I am done, he takes the bones and the bundle away.
The day goes by, and many humans come to the barn. Some hide by the door and only stare at me. Others come in. I recognize many of them as the humans I saved last night. I am still tired, so I lie in the barn. I feel... I do not know how to describe it. The humans do not threaten me, but not because I am stronger. Finally, in the evening, many humans come to the barn. They bring Moonslicer with them.
"I have been negotiating with the humans on your behalf," she says. "They are going to give you this barn to live in as a new home. They will give you food, while you keep the roads safe from bandits and help them tend their flocks and fix their buildings. I will stay with you to guide you."
I am quiet for a long time.
"I do not understand." I say. "If I was strong, and I came to take these things, they would not give them to me. They would run, or fight."
"But you didn't come to take them," Moonslicer replied. "And that is what makes the difference. You have made the humans' homes safe. You have protected their merchants. You have rescued their animals. And now you have saved their lives. And because you gave and gave and did not take, they now want to give to you, freely. And as long as you do not wish to take, you will receive. By serving them, you are now more free than you ever were in the forest. Not because you are strong. But because you are a friend. They are your strength now, and you are theirs. This is what Good is."
And I understand.
Edwhirl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:37:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/QRxFkdU.gif
Forever and always this.
mkipp95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/m8nOy6S.gifv
Celestite44 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The tale of Streetlamp Le Moose
LemonEngineer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/BTAyYhh.gif
SarcasticGamer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:20:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/Uoe2A0o.gifv
I posted this last time this question came up. Which reminds me that I should ask it in 3 months.
MajorStupidity11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/Ey9Sg8n
Crazylittleloon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment.
Brinner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/pMV6yeZ.gifv
GeneralBlade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This makes you realize how incredible the internet is.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/6VHHmkq.jpg
Archelon225 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:15:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Count Censored
/v/ revolutionizes medieval warfare
MrSanderMJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/E5SsGKu
princesspoopsalot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"What I imagine when a Christian says they partied too hard over the weekend." https://i.imgur.com/gsFyUXe.gifv
rickinyorkshire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/Vgbsf0F.gif
fobotron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL you can save shit on reddit. huh.
chamington ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is something that made me laugh so hard, I couldn't breath
mellow_gecko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, basic toilet humour.
Cactus_Sage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THANK YOU FOR THIS. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:17:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/VD0cwFJ
Open your eyes.
Vonkilington ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:07:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like how the size of the sections doesn't actually correlate to the numbers. IE: 76% being a larger portion than 80%.
It's trying to be misleading, isn't it?
otter111a ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The numbers on the middle 2 are reversed. So it isn't clear if the graph is correct for either or the number. In either case the is little practical difference between 76% and 80%.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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blastnabbit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:16:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But do you have a poorly done infographic with those numbers?
limited-papertrail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that stat is itself misleading. I see those numbers around and they're problematic in ways far too intense for reddit comment debatesโฆ
caveat: not sticking up for bs "men's rights" group or their terrible-in-a-dozen-ways "infographic"
tendorphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's men's rights...misleading is all they have.
MastaClar ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This graphic is a bit misleading. Also, it neglects to realize that the reason why men are disproportionately making up the majority in some of those cases is likely the result of men at the top making the decisions. So really, the people you have to fight against injustice isn't women, it is men.
Who made that decision that it is just men who should be on the front lines? Was it a woman? (no)
What is part of the reason why men do not seek help for mental health issues and woman will do so (or will seek a "cry for help" suicide attempt)?
A hyper masculine society that corrects "wrong" behavior by men. That same culture pushes men towards violence.
RComment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you are conflating the acknowledging of privilege with blame for its existence on those having the privilege. The linked graph, or at least the topics it raises, are not in any way blaming anyone for the privilege that women possess. It is merely pointing out that women do in fact have privilege. If you cannot accept that reality, without caveat, then you cannot understand or really contribute meaningfully to the next points that follow in the discussion about privilege...about its nature, and combating the harmful effects from it as it has developed in our society.
Your automatically projecting of a blaming attitude on the OP by this reflexive restatement of their point back on them seems consistent with certain feminists' actions to blame men for the issues that women have, even though women themselves have contributed strongly to it (a point to be debated perhaps).
Perhaps blaming people instead of a culture, and trying to find the villain, is a natural instinct that needs to be avoided when we discuss concepts that arise in a civilized society and not basic animal instinct. Otherwise, discussions and education cannot be productive. Or do you just want to feel more satisfied in just getting an endorphin rush by responding in a gotcha fashion to someone else's post that you actively interpret in a way that your disagree with?
redgamut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So only men are capable of doing injustices based on gender?
Who makes decisions to send people to war? Not the 99% of our population made up of women and men. If the decision-makers have historically been men, are you applying a misandry toward men in general because of a particular handful of rotten apples?
I subscribe to the belief that every person regardless of age/sex/gender/race/religion/ethnicity/etc... deserves to be treated with respect until they prove otherwise. Hand-picking certain people and applying that judgement across age/sex/gender/race/etc. is the definition of discrimination and it is wrong.
nemec ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Men have the majority of combat deaths? Well it's their own damn fault.
Maverick5762 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah they already have a chance of dying, why increase that risk?
Curt04 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:26:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Because 99% of women can't meet the same standards as men for combat roles.
EDIT: political correctness can't supersede biology and has no place on the battlefield. If we don't expect women to compete with men in professional sports why would we think they can physically keep pace with men in combat?
nemec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't we draft bodybuilders into the Marines? Sometimes there are more important skills than pure physical strength.
Curt04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah such as cardio and endurance which women typically perform lower on compared to men. As long as the standards are the same for both genders it shouldn't be an issue because only women that can actually cut it will make it through the training.
However if they hold women to a different standard than they do men like they do in noncombat units than this recent decision to let women into combat roles will cost people their lives.
AngrieUnicorn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if they have a pie chart for pay inequality and rate of rape and pregnancy due to rape for men vs women...
xXdeathstar101Xx ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:10:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's been shown that women earn the same amount as men, its just that women take less paying jobs.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These stats have the same flaw: Not adjusted for actual job. You might as well lump everything together and say women earn less in total in the everything sector. No shit: They have different jobs.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or... that's just another third-wave feminist lie just to promote affirmative action to get equal (or more) women in any given field despite them not meeting the qualifications (which are not at all different).
Furthermore, you're still falling back to the figures presented by your source that do NOT account for a very serious statistical flaw.
One thing that is certain, is that when accounted for all variations, the wage gap is well within 5%. Feminists would like you to believe otherwise, because either they want to promote affirmative action or because they're falling for the wage gap propaganda.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any studies that adjust for actual jobs? You seem to be assuming that would make the difference to making them equal. Maybe it's still less. Women tend to be bitchy and expect to get a raise just sitting there.
charlie20010 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The job-by-job comparison is where he got the 5% number, stats vary from 5 to 7 percent. much less than the 27% many people are parroting based on all jobs across all areas of the economy lumped together.
Stackware ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Having the same degree doesn't mean they're taking the same jobs though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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InfernoVulpix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But is that the choice of the company to hire more women in lower paying jobs or the choice of the women, on average, to look for jobs that pay less than their degree entitles them to?
If the former, then there's a problem, but if the latter, the companies can hardly be blamed for the bias of the women, and the women are hardly oppressed by the state of affairs.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:20:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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PrincessLunasOwn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You linked the wikipedia article on pay gap, not the study.
Also, how did the companies find out that anybody had children? That shit shouldn't be on a resume, IMO.
4stix4 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:31:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if they have a chart of penis curcumcision comparing men and women. It an epidemic!
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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4stix4 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get the joke, do you?
This was an intentional mockery of "pregnancy due to rape for men vs women". I was referencing the fact that it is a stupid comparison by making an even stupider one in same vein and hoping they would see the problem with their original point.
Also I'd like to point out that male genital mutilation is still legal in first world countries while fgm is only practiced by confirmed monsters in terrible places. No civilized person is saying fgm is not an issue, but cutting up any babies genitals is deplorable; regardless of gender.
AngrieUnicorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of them is for the generalized health and cleanliness of a baby. The other is usually performed on older children and woman for the sole purpose to bar them from feeling sexual pleasure. Now, I have friends both circumsized and uncircumsized. Both describe sex as amazing and it "feels awesome". The friends I have that are uncircumsized said it is a pain in the ass sometimes to clean under their foreskin. There are many issues you can actually have with your foreskin, like Phimosis. So long run, you have very minimal nerve damage if you get circumsized. So to rebut your statement, no, it's not comparable to female circumsicion.
Citizen_Snips29 ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 19:17:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Men die in combat more because those in charge (men) only want to send men. It's feminists who are fighting for women to be allowed on the front lines.
Men are victims of homicide more often because men are more likely to be involved in violent crimes.
Men commit suicide more because seeking help is "something women do". BTW, women actually attempt suicide at higher rates then men; men just succeed more.
When men actually bother to fight for custody, they get at least partial a huge majority of the time.
Men's rights activists are a joke.
Edit: Yes, downvote me. Facts are clearly the natural enemy of MRA's.
Curt04 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:24:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So basically anything wrong that happens to men is men's fault and anything wrong that happens to women is men's fault. Gotcha.
Citizen_Snips29 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In terms of systemic inequalities? Yeah, absolutely. Unless you think that women being raped at at least five times the rate men are is somehow women's fault, or that men killing themselves at higher rates than women is somehow women's fault. Most every systemic issue that men face is due to the powers that be handling women with kid gloves.
Curt04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it is women's fault and I don't think it is men's fault either. Both genders shape cultural ideas of gender roles and they always have. Both sides are guilty of using it as a weapon against the other side as well. If you believe that men have dictated every facet of the roles of women in society than you are the one that thinks that women need to be treated with kid's gloves since you don't think they can forge their own path.
Jeanpuetz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/MensRights certainly is, but let's not dismiss the entire movement completely. There's /r/MensLib for example. There are issues that need to be addressed.
Curt04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would hardly call boiling down all of society's problems to masculity is evil "facts".
If all leadership positions were held by women do you think we would live in some magical balanced utopia?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:02:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Aanio ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW
sickachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce?
reddawgmcm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce...for science
fallenKlNG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce? Or is it just the pic?
Slizzard_73 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/MfTHd.jpg
starcrap2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://i.imgur.com/NZPMkbE.jpg
Edit: Here's the video source. So much better with sound.
UglyChilduk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I look at this atlas once a week to have a chuckle.
http://i.imgur.com/Xl8pjnl.gif
lhedn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:40:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
thisispannkaka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
well i just faved this.
lhedn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like someone else posted this, but I will leave it as it is, in case someone has saved it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's been posted 5 times now but I keep clicking it each time ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:02:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also this thread.
Osceola24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DO NOT CLICK
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just listened to this today, absolutely mind blowing.
MrMcSloppyDoors ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:30:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://i.imgur.com/UNhWQiV.gifv this and this: http://gfycat.com/NastyPlumpCaecilian EDIT: SECOND IS NSFW, sorry
DeusMexMachina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's a combo of favorites...
MachinesOfN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:05 on December 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Second is NSFW
afedje88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/NPGUIpv-JxI
drhead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I usually don't save posts, I prefer to save comments.
Bitcoinpasta (original post removed, context anyways):
i just told you EXACTLY how to do that. what? you like sucking federal reserve cock or something? maybe you like rubbing green paper with occult symbolism all over your dick. green paper that's probably got shit, stripper ass-sweat, and AIDS blood from coc. snorters on it...printed as much as they see fit. this is like if i gave you some steak but you don't have a fire going. take some initiative (10 minutes) link a bank account [start a fire]and then you will have your precious "real money" [cooked steak]. I am trying to educate you guys about a paradigm shifting technology, and got shit on for it. As a gamer i thought you might actually think it was cool, but instead you took the opportunity to insult me. Insult me just like many of the greatest minds in our history books. The cryptographers, the I.T. geeks, the software and web programmers/developers, Tesla, Willheilm Reich..... I'm going to try one more time. https://circle.com or https://snapcard.io (under 10 minutes)||| https://bitpay.com or https://Coinbase.com (show developers of the organization). I can hardly believe this is your response. Especially when you are donating VIDEO GAMES, NOT MONEY. Some things are obviously more important than this world wide scam you refer to as "real money" and i refer to as federal reserve notes, because that's exactly what it is, like a fucking i.o.u from your worst bully on the playground. Assuming you have a bank account i doubt you told your banker "no, real money would be better" when they handed you a debit card. So, please take a moment to ignore our little "clash" and realize that if you take a matter of minutes to link a bank account you will have what you seek and might learn something great in the process. if you want me to send you "real money" directly why don't you post your mailing address for all of us to see, and i can mail you a green piece of paper...no thanks, this method is easier, quicker, safer, more private (for both of us), more secure, and FREE. I appreciate what you're doing otherwise. please don't let my rant get in the way of feeling good about what your organization does.
morieu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's going on in American cemeteries?
and
Only atheists go to heaven
hchromez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/7LGPZ0r.gif
otterguy12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's Spaghetti
His arms are penne, knees meat, garlic sweating
theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
its perfect but on the surface it looks hardly ready
its needs parm, but he keeps on forgetting
he's hungry now the whole towns oh so brown
he opens his mouth, but English won't come out
Italian now, but they won't show him how
the clocks run out, times up, over, BLAOW!
Snap back to the reality doh, its chef boy r dee oh,
its so nasty and no, he won't have it
he a pasta addict but wont be tin cannin it woah,
hes so mad and hes broke, he knows that but he won't give up that easy nope, he needs carbs and he hopes olive garden is close to fill pockets with ropes of spaghetti or bags of raw penne you betta go capture this neverending deal YOU BETTA lose yourself in the whole bowl the moment you feel full you betta eat it nice and slow (slow!) you only get one meat do not miss your chance to eat this opportunity comes limited time cuz YOU BETTAlose yourself in the whole bowl the moment you feel full you betta eat it nice and slow (slow!) you only get one meat do not miss your chance to eatthis opportunity comes limited time cuz YOU BETTA pastas escaping, through his pocket hole thats gaping spaghetti was his for the takingpasta king as he moves toward a eating disordera normal diet is boring but super mario close to his sort it only gets harder his stomach churns louder he pukes it all over vomits all on him coast to coast pasta hes the spaghetti monsta lonely home gobbelin he knows hes grown farther from sane, hes no martyr he groans, full, and barely can eat ricotta but hold your nose cuz here goes starch water his stomach don't want it no more, its old product he moves on to the next handful which flows smooth down his throat its so foulthis shits so unproper as some green shows, I suppose its mold, partner but the feast goes on, su-su-su-su-su-slurp YO BETTA Lose yourself in the whole bowl the moment you feel full you better eat it nice and slow (slow!) you only get one meat, do not miss your chance to eat this opportunity comes limited time cuz
This is how I found it, too lazy to fix the broken formatting the original guy had.
cbfist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just saved this cool thread from today so I can come back to it later and read all the interesting things people had to say
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Kerosia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/0UMqbp0.png
Gunslinger510 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_3qx-oBms Wimpy Goat is the best
butterfingahs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/zEH1zQV.gifv
agumonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember, but I just saved this thread.
aidsaol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Porn
kleanupguy11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Web design at its finest. http://i.imgur.com/8npYwZG.gif?share=1
apullin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this response/question in the Chris Hansen AMA, where the commenter points out the huge ethical problems with the To Catch a Predator show.
In a world where easy morality and facile thinking has absolutely taken over all concepts of intellect, philosophy, and liberty, this is an absolute stand-out.
Pumpkinpilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After every paragraph "If you don't agree with me you are bad and stupid and inhumane!"
nickarli1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/qOG9PIs.gifv
r/azcardinals I think it was x-posted from somewhere else though
Indigoh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jimmy is a smart cookie
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/H8egpPU.jpg
CameronPlusOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's a hard one, I'd probably have to say this is http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n45xi/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I smell smoke.
HenkWaterlander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin
parkgirl84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=760_1373385040
My first save.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there is a save section
lets_trade_pikmin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This. It has everything. LPTs, humor, interesting stories, pictographs of the ocean. Pretty neat.
Ghostronic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I have absolutely no shame in sharing this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3secjr/what_are_some_useful_features_of_everyday_items/cwwn53z
If you don't want to click through, it is a comment with a link to this NSFW multireddit
edit: Since someone beat me to it (their post has like 3300 and gold!) I'll also link my 2nd favorite, Roman Reigns spitting all over his own face on live TV: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/2u6ac8/spoilers_just_gross/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/ngD1kE2.gifv
VoidCatcher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
Brando22c ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know im late to the thread, but I really need to share this. Most people should know about this gem. It's from the day I learned about multireddits.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fireworks in a mosh pit
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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wimmyjales ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. I learned something about myself that I didn't want to know.
confusedchris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a strong stomach, but I still hate you.
plagues138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My saved section is a bunch of crap I clicked that I clicked "save" on by accident when on my phone.
mr_lab_rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine probably has the same content. How do I access it?
plagues138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
profile, saved.
mr_lab_rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, doesn't show up in mobile browser. reddit.com/saved worked for me
mi_stuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It gets funnier every time you look
HoodedJinX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Veteran Cheering On Runners
archontruth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, Andrew
A Metaphor for Adulthood
Chell Mix
Blizzfool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/oCdO57z
Eagle192 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties[1]
Galaxysight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/hsYZv
The 420 code, a set of guidelines for the Marijuana smoking community in a bible based style, written by reddit user /u/5moker.
It first popped up last year sometime and he re-released it this week in the "Green Letter Edition."
AlbertThePidgey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A folder called "Hot Naked Women". The only thing in it is this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
CyphersWolf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:45:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you ass... :'(
notofthisworld911 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I need more upvotes!
TheMysteriousBadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this. Gives me a lot of hope for when I start my transistion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/crossdressing/comments/2igkp0/i_basically_stuck_up_my_middle_finger_to_puberty/
Tandemmirror ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that's nuts. And I know that can be misconstrued - I mean "crazy awesome" by nuts.
LRedditor15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An old joke.
I don't even know why it exists.
Woodstock46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lol wut m8?
IntHatBar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm hoping someone picks these ideas up...
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3tdu09/who_do_you_want_to_see_on_an_episode_of_drunk/
papafakejaffacake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tits.
etray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Told or not told? https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/31ogdt/z/cq3ug6j
Valkyrie21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Portal fan theory
rajini_saar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/z/cgbhkwp
ArsenixShirogon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Posted by /u/Sarik704
PKMNtrainerKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
szg0033 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3g0atu/what_movie_do_you_quotereference_the_most/
Myinvalidaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/4UoHVCb
IgnoreAmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mid-century Workbench Magazine scans.
Hammer989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Imma save this thread for later
Mile_Marker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1cujh1/our_dog_is_really_good_at_balancing_things_on_his/
FuCKiNTowel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXHTyNwD4cc
Es_regnet_kaum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3vfsqd/college_studentsgraduates_of_reddit_whats_the/cxn6wta?context=3
alex_york ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/2q9ls3/congratulations/cn447a8
Funniest shit i've seen in my life.
BHuber09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a life time. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2i42bn/what_is_true_about_you_today_that_would_make_your/ckyo27a
DimensioX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qe9jl/storieswhat_is_the_worst_thing_any_redditor_did/cn5d0l9
ManaToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3nahqs/what_are_the_most_legendary_posts_from_4chan/cvmizuu
superezfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n45xi/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/cvkr4uz
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/
iamgeek1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just realized Reddit has a save button. Thanks v
halfyellowfury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After going through the comments, I'd have so say this thread now.
Robcrates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Edit: Thank you all for the interesting comments! https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n45xi/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
FrenchWenchOnaBench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Suh dude.
SteveEsquire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Took me forever to dig through my saved section. My favorite comment of all time.
Crackborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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iliveinablackhole_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3g2ek8/serious_what_footage_does_convince_you_that/
Poke-hey-mon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
save
xDigster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/2xc947/text_soon_i_will_be_gone_forever_but_thats_okay/
SexyRamen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/ExrMzw2.jpg
DeltaChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of my own comments. It was long, took me an hour to type. Wasn't very well liked, but it didn't get many downvotes either. I haven't been on Reddit much, so I don't have anything spectacular saved.
Rakirs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/VIrSC
sheephunt2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3hbkn6/serious_teachers_of_reddit_did_a_student_ever/cu68ray
LtForte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
lolimdivine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/271rjg/does_the_fivesecond_rule_apply_to_soup_please/
I laugh uncontrollably every time
Kobe_AYEEEEE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately 90% of it is porn
fromm_45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/33z828/reddit_what_movie_helped_you_through_a_rough_time/
mybustersword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
enigma of amigara fault
Creepy but well worth the read
BearlyEvenAPun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Black Friday deals
gking92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was really hoping that your link was going to be this when I read it
AdlPadl970 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://geoguessr.com/world/play
doctor_robocop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Papas Points
fathervice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A HANDBAG?!?
KeatingOrRoark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jamaican, gay and Ayn Rand made it ok.
EngineOfDestruction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a list of some other guy's favorite saved things from a different thread like this
frog_wiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://roosterhood.ytmnd.com/
Good filler music for anything for hours.
0j0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never used the saved section. I don't know how to.
Robcrates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Humanity has come a long way
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post.
Roger420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread now.
slaindragonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is a save feature on reddit?
๐๏ธ madster-the-great ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's in the options underneath the comment/post
prizefyter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still my fav.
naffrodisiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party, but this gif http://i.imgur.com/cjjKudg.gif
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this thread
GhostBen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/youtubehaiku has some gold. Namely this
Adsefer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe
good read
TRENT_BING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A few of my favorites, there's too much good stuff on reddit to link just one:
https://np.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/3mytmm/how_do_i_convince_a_coworker_who_says_he_used_to/cvj9ubm
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ehe6c/what_is_your_favourite_underused_word/ca09rre
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1emin0/what_subreddit_are_you_banned_from_and_why/ca1r7gr?context=10000
mikekotsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://dontevenreply.com
Oniryuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1k1x1l/please_dont_upvote_how_do_i_remove_the_skyrim_mod/
Schlongs of Skyrim. I was browsing and found it when it was new, I laughed so hard.
chipppster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude from the goodfellas AMA talking about Danny Trejo talking to the muppets like they are real people.
Hunsolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here ya go
SamboTheBoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqn_z9PDUwM
bowmanc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's this story of a guy who lived a whole nother life while knocked unconscious. Really makes me realize how much we dont know about the mind. Is it real or not? Idk, I think so, but you can be the judge
cloystervag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Swamps of Degobah
Brodoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/x5j0ohC.jpg
betterwbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
List of NSFW subreddits....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
betterwbacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW411/comments/23xm9n/a_list_of_nsfw_reddits/
captaintaco2345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The metric tons of porn.
speshals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.retrojunkie.com/asciiart/
Your_uncle_Jim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://libraryofbabel.info/
a library that contains everything written up to 3200 characters of the latin alphabet. That means you can search in detail your deepest darkest secret in this library, even using your name. And it will be there somewhere on a page.
toughduck53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3qtr2t/end_of_ze_world_first_uploaded_12_years_ago_today/ this is definitely my favorite.
DX115FALCON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An excellent gif of a shuttle taking off
gibsonton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKQSijn9FBs&t=49m16s
JMTHawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This video....blows me away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE&list=WL&index=3
iLLNiSS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1un3p5/battlebotsstyle_robot_fight_in_india_sends_a_12kg/
pizzaazzip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The hardest thing they ever had to do
Why_Twice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/339fmn/i_just_realized_i_gave_my_family_a_tour_of_a_the/
jeffnotgeof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=7XwlXrX&v=nP6xBFyA_aw&s=59
F0RGERY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/sFdnTrS.gif
It really helped me with figuring out the best way to bathe my own weasel.
UltraShit420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's this: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/?sort=confidence
big-fireball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to save for later /s
banditswalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing everything comes back no point in saving it
nebulacity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/domain/gfycat.com/#page=1
all gifs, all the time...
Stalking_your_pylons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16GL3N4PdM
RadiantSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure 90% of the stuff in there was saved by accident because I use the desktop web version of Reddit in my cell phone browser. Most of them are things i saved of myself by misclicking while trying to edit or delete or something. Some examples of accidentally saved le gems from my saved section:
https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/34b0pg/for_swedish_speaking_socialists_behold_the_newly/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/comments/2krs57/tim_cook_im_proud_to_be_gay/clpfkud
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/3dm4xi/dig_a_full_scale_grand_canyon_in_kansas_and_use/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1dm4ai/unreals_epic_citadel_now_available_in_html5/
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/pef6f/til_in_1880_an_australian_outlaw_and_his_gang/
randomasker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn
Swimmy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now it's this post.
Kalipygia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/310h9v/a_russian_and_an_irish_wrestler_square_off/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/xnGnl-UElVA
KonaCoiler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ask me why.
http://youtu.be/d5BdyIGtYcg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
http://imgur.com/a/FyypP?gallery
The images are hilarious, along with the guy's responses
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit gets me everytime.
http://i.imgur.com/nxMBqb4.gifv
AnAnonymousFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, this isn't marked NSFW
Fauxmega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(NSFW) This is my favorite upvote GIF
http://i.imgur.com/VkkYcWE.gif
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there's such a thing as a saved section on reddit
LastWalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High Diving Giraffes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDvsf5lAp0
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have much, but this: https://www.radiorivendell.com/
It's neat.
Synsation083 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Swamps of Dagobah post from a few years back.
CrusaderPistol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Fucking Pete...
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3llxsw/redditors_who_messed_up_on_stage_after_being/cv7lb2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy44s_de15Y
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gang, looks like we have another mystery
zelfit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/2bY9hT4.jpg
Jerimiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The copious amounts of porn.
AnonymousDratini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3lxd3b/what_was_a_first_time_experience_that_was_also_a/cva9ror
Arve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post about how body proportions affect squat mechanics.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In your saved section? What do you mean?
noonecanknowwhoiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My saved section is just porn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9INY5pZvZk
PimpedKoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.windows93.net/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3jqq8t/whats_the_difference_between_tuna_a_piano_and_glue/
Can't choose. Too good
jacoby531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/c7OWr80.gifv
danhoyuen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i would vote for him if he punched it. but he pussied out.
Rampant_Durandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like he pissed off freedom.
Cheesevlinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post is my favorite thing in my saves.
_Riddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still waiting for the perfect time to use this.
Eagle192 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/cxxpus7
brahdz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tits. Oh and ass too
cjhelms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This recipe for Buffalo taquitos / flautas:
https://www.reddit.com/r/slowcooking/comments/1yj7e7/slow_poached_buffalo_chicken_taquitos/
gigitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing, the only stuff in there is either stuff I misclicked on save or my own comments that I wanted to go back to for some reason and are no longer relevant.
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's old and often reposted:
http://i.imgur.com/y1POi.gif
Second fave:
http://i.imgur.com/8bo7CA8.gif
mohammed7090 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/g7zkSIJ.jpg
JOOP_Homme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This
I am sane and this reminds me of that fact..
nsfw
Husky117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
there's a save button....huh
lalala253 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://fat.gfycat.com/PoorEthicalIrishsetter.mp4
djdaddylonglegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kid talking about a gay ass damn rock http://youtu.be/nWsXJVBxzmU
Achw3l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This wonderful haiku about trees
For more shitty poetry, go to the aptly named subreddit /r/ShittyPoetry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This shit. https://youtu.be/ZXVhOPiM4mk
Nigga_dawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is the creator of Bitcoin actually Andrew WK?
xXx420hitzSCopeZxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/EokFPpa.gifv
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I'm completely void of interesting thought, but my many naked men and women are my favorite saved items :}
fesener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/21p282/i_want_to_meet_new_people_but_how/
and
https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/11ilvc/this_is_my_fig_tree_should_i_cut_off_the_little/
JacksShoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
_justforyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a saved section?
northrupthebandgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a few favorites:
craig88888888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
elwombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best webgame of all time
ViAlexis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Dire87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/for_new_readers
WarsWorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
u/Dominicsjr talks about depression
Edit: my link doesn't work
Edit2: here is what he said:
"You know depression and anxiety can feel like drowning? When I hear 'Let me know what I can do, or, why didn't you ask for help?' It makes you feel, as the drowning person, like they're asking you to dry yourself off first, crawl to shore, and ask them to help you in a way that's more convenient for them, less messy. You know not everyone is equipped at being a lifeguard, so you try not to risk anyone else's life trying to save your own m, but damn, if you think I knew what you could do to help me I wouldn't tell you?
And you start to notice, while you're drowning, the friends who don't like the splashing around, who don't like to get wet. That dock slowly gets more and more empty over time, until there's nobody there, for awhile one or two people come to check to make sure you're still splashing, but they still don't know how to help, and you still don't want them to risk themselves to help you. So you end up alone, trying to keep yourself alive, and pushing away all your family and friends because you're almost AT THE BRINK OF DEATH, an event horizon impossible to escape, that everyone is too afraid to approach and try to help."
Edit: I only studied psychology for 4 years during school (my major), but no professional post graduate training. It's one of the things I told my own therapist while suffering from depression/anxiety, because I had needed a way to explain it to my friends and family when it finally became time to ask for help when things were a lot more dire and serious. Im in a much better state of mind and definitely not quite as bitter towards my friends and family as this analogy makes me seem.
When you're in a place that lonely and scary, it's way easier to push people away by making them feel resented than trying to explain to them how horrible this place called Depression is, and that despite how much you care about me, leave me alone because I'm not worth it.
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold! Seeing all of this positive uplifting discussion about helping friends has made this rainy Boston morning. I'm going to try and respond to as many of you as I can, but until then, here's a comic that I think a lot of you might understand/enjoy, hope it helps! http://imgur.com/UC00UTx
PSP_Joker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Du0hsyO.jpg
Doge makes me happy.
zhwedyyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every post from /r/orangutangifs
chicateria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/315131/it_makes_me_feel_like_she_might_be_in_the_next/cpyju7p
kmutch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/qH91IEl.gifv
true2source ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
cantpissoffmods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking hotdogs (NSFW language)
Leumasperron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn.
ItchMasterFlex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post
It's a huge compilation of other peoples' favorite things! It also contains an infinite link loop!
HNW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTLjNJu0QVw&feature=youtu.be
Soperos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Everything in there was put by accident on mobile. I've just never seen anything here (besides porn) that I cared enough about to see again.
Don't get me wrong, this place has the best content on the web IMO, it's why I come here, I just don't save stuff like that.
Edit: Accidentally saved this btw... I looked through my saved posts, most of them are my own posts (I guess I hit save instead of edit or something) but out of all those posts, this was the best: http://i.imgur.com/OFj6Cyp.gif
data_dawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That post yesterday where the guy couldn't get his skinny jeans off.
Tronosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So. Much. Porn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This cracks me up every time: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/25kesk/people_that_have_taken_a_dump_in_a_urinal_why_did/chi5pnl?context=3
Came out of nowhere
KauheePahis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://uliu.li/
demizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/KRXiplf.jpg
Cpapa97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't tell you, I've saved every single thread I've upvoted, and I upvote every single thread I read...this has been going on every since I learned you could save things.
PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Quite possibly this Alina Li gif: https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianHotties/comments/3l8ei8/asian_pussy_says_hello/. There's just something about it that keeps me coming
...back every time.
homochrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/tacos/comments/ov08s/my_teacher_showed_me_how_to_make_these_behold/
jmarks7448 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbwalf8-q0k&feature=youtu.be
cizzit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The missed plot of the Matrix
After reading this I had to go watch the entire series again.
penkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xa4d9/reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_true_story_some_one/
This one always gets me. So creepy but is so realistic and possible.
iamchangalang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All this porn I could never hope to go back and view.
I_be_who_I_be ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/zLAoIvF
pjcheme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uK_mWnbr4
MrHallmark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this right here
ghost_sanctum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How to fix a car dent with hot water.
thesepretzals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This wasted dude trying to keep it together
ShawshankHarper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The short I wrote for my dog from r/WritingPrompts a little egotistical but, I wanted to be sure to never lose it.
Iggyhopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everything in this thread will be reposted tomorrow.
Dave_Tribbiani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was a thread about people sharing their favorite 'thing' in their personal shaved sections...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This video: https://youtu.be/nseGgoKBW_c
xylotism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is full of:
Good music
Good photos
Good stories
Good GIFs
Good riddles
Good memes
Good dogs
Good advice
And a bunch of other random stuff I mostly saved to share with others later. Hopefully someone will enjoy these things as much as I have.
Kadori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2px5ai/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
DansSpamJavelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2px5ai/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
CelestialSlurpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The other thread asking this same question
laurafalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently I've never been on live television before
zechariah15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can't wait for this question to be reposted so I can comment this thread for mad updoots.
Maximus1333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/PTSxb18.gif
Garytang8597 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this one
http://www.gfycat.com/SpeedyGrizzledGerbil
benpoopio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/iLQ5k4i.gifv
AntonChigurh33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3erh07/whats_the_most_fucked_up_thing_you_have_ever_seen/cthy4w1
This guy is my favorite Redditor hands down.
urethrapaprecut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/XapJtci.png
This picture is the best thing I've ever found. I use it for all the social media that doesn't really need a picture of my face
sealsareawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoUWdzNp9SM gets me every time
Alphad115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This beautiful poem... https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3c8pzv/wordplay_is_fun/cste3yq
iprefertau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/31rfw4/chatroulette_brings_people_together/cq4czg1&context=3
SoForAllYourDarkGods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The information about the oxygen on Everest is wrong.
The oxygen context is the same, it's the partial pressure of it that is low.
redtoasti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/316c28/a_comprehensive_list_of_all_the_urfitational_gifs/
peanutburg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was a thread not too long ago that linked all the nsfw threads together. It allows you to browse all of them at once.... I'm unashamed to say I've lost hours since then.
XxBilly_BobxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/5PJQ1qr.gifv
OIdGeezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh, I can see this post making it to one of my favourite things in my "saved" section..
Afrotators ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Uyw52SY.gifv
I_be_who_I_be ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/EHTkOPm.png?1
killer3james ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn
USS_Ronald_Reagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3wi2MNM0I this timeless video
Eetabeetay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
CaptainLlama97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely Bert Strips: http://imgur.com/a/XWigl
regularhei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Park [NSFW] http://minus.com/lbm3Ti5mZYdMON
jhangel77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/25gtsw/eu_in_the_final_minutes_of_his_life_calvin_has/
vexoskeleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is a pretty amazing story
fudge5962 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing? Fucking awful. Cannot unsee. Hope that it's fake. Scary shit.
atucker88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn
Tadiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A really good Knock Knoc prank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZhObNU5Fno
GimmeToro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This response to a person lacking motivation by /u/ryans01.
This is one of the most gilded comments I've ever seen. It's so good, I printed it out and stuck it on the wall next to my bed. In the past couple years it's helped me with weight loss and depression. I seriously read this every morning.
crispy_diarrhea_cock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/3ojEVye.gifv
KamekaziUnicorn12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cat pictures
WarriorWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/EpFEodj.jpg
After careful consideration, the cocky smile on klay's face just beats everything else.
datchilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link
That scream is amazing, the people in the guy's house must think he's dying.
maracusdesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That video from /r/cringe where this poor dude gets to go on a date with a pornstar. It's way back in my saved history so I didn't bother to get the link, but it's one of the top posts for anyone interested.
Minor spoiler: It's a trainwreck.
imherefinallyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.niceme.me/
Eturior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
X_ArkangeL_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite http://i.imgur.com/2AhmjGw.gif
determinedforce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one really skinny white guy with a big dick fucking this fine ass black girl who while he is hitting it is LOOKING at him like DAMN he is literally fucking the hell out of me! Yes, it is a porn, but it's a genuine expression and is priceless. Unfortunately though, he has CORNY ass sex sounds.
thing24life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Top lesbian movies of all time.
Master_mind_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is just a karma repost machine generator
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oj-iQNXKQ
I'm crying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A gif of three men getting hit by a bus and thrown across a street. They land off camera, except for one guy's leg hat sort of just twitches. A woman witnesses this, turns, and casually continues walking as if nothing happened. It's a good reminder of what people really are like.
topnotchness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now this thread is my favorite thing in my saved section.
Zhabba_Zheeba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
Evillock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Rb9il.gif (nsfw)
SpankWhoWithWhatNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This AskReddit thread, "What's your best 'cereal in the fridge, milk in the cupboard' moment?"
Always good for a laugh
spdorsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a saved section?!?!
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was /u/lumpyhedgehog, but she fell off the radar a couple years back. Damn I miss her.
madein1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like all of the posts of people with less than six months to live. You know they aren't bullshitting so I eat that shit up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
(there's a saved section?)
waywithwords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This fascinating interactive article about the Kowloon Walled City.
Biotot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This top replies to this comment
OIdGeezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/ePoi0_zSnYk
Saw this really recently, but as the original post had said, I found it very "oddly satisfying."
Wild_Wild_Jest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post.
scittymitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3v3trj/reddit_what_was_the_incident_at_your_work/cxkgodt?context=3
Gonzo_Rick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who looks at their saved section? It's like bookmarks it all those tabs you have open.
half-sack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amy Poehlor before SNL
UD98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
2udaylatif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Let me go look be right back
SpoonBooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2px5ai/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
Observer1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
aduket2406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/3quj7b/soccer_gif_hall_of_fame/ Hilarious every time, especially Big Sam and Wenger with his jacket
rule2productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This majestic cat.
240Nordey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Tommy Wiseau AMA. The dude is so astonishingly different.
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is surely not as funny to anyone who isn't a beer geek, but this craft-beer-flavored take on the Hitler Downfall meme is hilarious. The meme was already worn out by the time this one came along but it was so well done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUY5QMvLxoA
For context, at any given time in the world of craft beer geekdom, there is always a shifting set of darlings, the very hottest, very rare local small batch artisanal beers that are hyped to the heavens by the online beer geek community but that almost nobody can get outside of that home region. They take on a mythical aura and people speak in awe of them. In recent years the top darlings have been in Vermont from brewers like The Alchemist, Hill Farmstead, Lawson's Finest Liquids, etc. The one that has gotten the broadest name recognition in the beer geek world has been Heady Topper by the Alchemist. You can only get it at a handful of stores within a small radius of the brewery in Waterbury, VT, and it flies off shelves quickly on the day it comes in. While its arc is fading these days as new darlings surge, it has been the default grail for many beer geeks for years now. People are always asking online where the best place to get it is and what the delivery times are, there are apps to help you find the places, etc. Geeks make pilgrimages there just to get some to take back home. People wait in lines, chase trucks, etc. People trade it through the mail for hot stuff from other regions. And people who score some go online to wave it around like a treasured penis trophy. And people who miss out are heartbroken and dejected. It's this whole big deal. Shawn Hill's Hill Farmstead is sort of similar but it's on his farm out in the middle of nowhere. This video is a great depiction of the darling-chasing beer geek's frustration at not being able to score any Heady or other good VT darlings.
MadRedMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons
WannabeTesla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment
ATROX_Beats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyMusicOverlays/comments/3jhek4/what_twenty_one_pilots_really_sounds_like/
shakkajon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's definitely not porn, that's for sure.
alexisaacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite sectional is the Hartmann from Hokku designs. It's pricey, at $3k, but it's fuckin beautiful.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the most important picture ever taken
curtcolt95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Two monks inventing painting.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can we get the mom of the kid who tried to put a remote in his butt when she cancelled his WoW account?
Lesser_Frigate_Bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, on the wall. http://i.imgur.com/c6uGJV0.gifv
Samuel-L-Packson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This clip never fails to crack me up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU1MAokrrUk&feature=youtu.be
AnalBuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit now it's this post
tupungato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
PLEASE
W_T_Jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy trying to code using Vista Speech Recognition.
skirsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Too many gems here not to save it.
moncrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The general public would be bored by most of my saves, so heres a pretty awesome gif
OFJehuty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This dudes comment to a guy who get caught stealing MTG cards at Walmart. https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/30fm4l/i_was_caught_shoplifting_magic_cards_at_walmart/cps94th
EAbisoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBqujN6zcpc
thenerdyglassesgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The story of Champ the Goat.
Stealthy_Bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha what is wrong with me
http://i.imgur.com/1RNYlOF.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/mERwFSL.gif
eluonilus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/FixedMediumGordonsetter
ElectricSundance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"What I Watch, What I Expected, What I Got" anime edition
"I know God, Ernie"
This copypasta I found in /r/Dota2 while I was browsing in /r/all
Monarki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Story of Jess Zola and Z It may be long but this story is insane and well worth the read. It has everything you want in a story, intrigue, suspense, twists, it's amazing.
nesir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best analogy of life IMO
aries4883 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs
HereSirTakeMyUpvote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2flkvp/whats_the_most_messed_up_joke_you_know/ckafg7n
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, now... this thread. Thanks, OP and everyone who commented!
ummmitsjames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic list of workout songs
unt1tled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDe1affBYYU
callans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is really disappointing when all the links are already purple. I need to go outside...
diraniola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMe1qlyuMXQ
TacoTeamSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I never actually look in it. I always save things to read later and never do.
dave_takes_phots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This cracks me up every time http://imgur.com/IUfSs
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite ever Subreddit Simulator post was this one
MRW I go to dinner but I am a large woman of color trying to guess the name of the bottle and I decide to conduct an impromptu concert
Between that title and the gif it's just absurdity gold.
TriFireHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I saved this..
Chavezz13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't think this would blow up! My favorite thing in my saved from a few months ago Is an ask reddit "what's the best thing in your saved section" classic reddit
shifty4690 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.akimbocomics.com/?p=924 Web comic by B. Patrick.
QwertyTheKeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this. https://youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE
TriFireHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saved this..
-JI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
outsitting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15ivs8/chefs_of_reddit_what_are_some_some_tips_and/
llOFWGKTAII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sting wwe http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rnxsN6Rr1qhgb5lo1_400.gif
oblivioushebi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ntnpw/what_is_the_foulest_dirtiest_most_politically/
All of my favorite jokes are from this, too bad most of it got deleted
SonOfAnArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55h1FO8V_3w
Sky Cake!
seducer4real ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guess I'll just save this thread.
ODB247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite song in the whole world!
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/17mvb1/found_this_awful_song_in_the_basement_of_a/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Godawgsuw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/X9DLci9
TotalConartist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guide to making edibles http://imgur.com/a/UG6vc
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/PlayItAgainSam/comments/3p1t1t/bruno_mars/cw2gb4b
flykessel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.mlb.com/video/v523065183/
Better times for us Jays fans
wkrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit Markdown Primer:
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/6ewgt/reddit_markdown_primer_or_how_do_you_do_all_that/
Ur_moms_a_hookr69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/
SilasTheVirous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A few things from the "What website should everyone have bookmarked?" thread 2 months ago.
dead4seven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
my very first saved
C-ropho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
crying
dead4seven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I made a fellow Redditor cry, my deed for the day is done , might as well turn in now
Tadiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have decided that my favorite thing in my saved section shall be this thread.
mundungous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/e6k3x/my_friends_dad_cant_tell_a_joke/
rumpel7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2g1t4t/kelly_ripa_doesnt_think_55_inches_is_big_enough/ckevj89
yeller418 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/QuotesPorn/comments/35hx9j/no_man_chooses_evil_because_it_is_evil_he_only/
MacAdler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite thing in your saved section?
This one https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
gosutag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite thread so far includes everything I could like
kevingp12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread!
debitcard666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
E
mundungous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Ghost Clock. I saw this in a museum in D.C. and it blew my mind
bunszellj11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQQAMEo5Bc
Favorite video ever
rumpel7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1ha9r1/comedian_jim_jefferies_tells_his_tale_of_taking_a/
yourcoolredditbuddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
rumpel7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the airport couple
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1guqxq/at_the_airport_and_these_two_have_been_talking/
weggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dealership wanted almost $600 for a replacement climate control board. here's my $10 fix.
From the frugal subreddit. Not a parody sub, the actual frugal subreddit.
KaiserMoneyBags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING JENNY!
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2sxi5v/who_is_jenny_and_why_does_everyone_hate_her
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/KP0g8Et
j_walk_17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is now this post for gold reading later on!
Tujci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/2qAdy.gif
PartysaurusRexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt2fueiQxCY
Idk what's wrong with me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this thread last time it was posted... https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n45xi/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
scott161 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Always makes me laugh.
https://imgur.com/VeZfmTg
DocDongStrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This picture of the worlds most fitting tattoo. http://i.imgur.com/2sS4lef.jpg
DualPsiioniic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All of the painkillers please, thank you.
DocDongStrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here's something in a similar vein: https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6191/6123115544_09fafd0461_z.jpg
DualPsiioniic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
See usually I'd recoil in imaginary pain at that but it's kinda fucking neat as well.
Like seriously that's pretty cool, despite the fact I'd be screaming like a little bitch.
DocDongStrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar reaction,it just looks horrible but interesting at the same time.
wolfcl0ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Skyline
Dexaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a Canadian, this post here Bonus points for his username.
WeaselSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2h36nx/what_just_keeps_getting_weirder_the_more_you/ckoz18k This dude has never seen his cat's dick.
Joruto512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This reddit thread: most fucked up games your friends play every entry is soooo funny
waltaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Vslacha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing.
SabreToothSandHopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dis
KoRnBrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaqHn8gVvQU
MyTribeCalledQuest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://rustledjimmies.com/
santaismysavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite BLB post
http://www.livememe.com/9rul25d
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Taygr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look under your comment right next to the permalink you can save comments
visionquest1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
Dougdahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I usually reddit on my phone so all my saved stuff is because I hit the wrong spot and am too lazy to fix it
Somerrrrset101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This Reddit from now on, best of everything!
Paladin_Mal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
fatpixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post.
codeverity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda like this comment. It just makes you think how amazing it must be for so many people to see themselves represented, even if you disagree with Obama and his policies.
MOHHpp3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a saved section?
stinstyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: next months batch of reposts
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In light of the Holidays fast approaching
DaSaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/2cub2s/the_forbidden_theory_the_definitive_dwarforc/
Probably the coolest Elder Scrolls lore theory I've ever read.
killchain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All the porn in it.
mikkomikk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc7rc/have_you_ever_felt_a_deep_personal_connection_to/c3g4ot3
JamesRussellSr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn.
booyah2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thread I've seen all year.
DoxasticPoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
sterling_mallory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
A cat sneezing in slow motion.
Edit: I don't even know why I save anything, this is the first time I've even looked at my saved things. This was in there too
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently, this very thread now.
Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1xNOLO9i-M
This video really makes me chill out when I need to. I wish this type of music was a genre.
HITLERS_SEX_PARTY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Anything Jayme Langford or Emma Watson related.
Seedeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Mythicshard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
morbid_apricots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Naughty Serbians Fucking Whales
/u/wasup58
SweetTooth115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/eveMTF3.gif
No shame Smh fam
chashockey1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/w8sge/two_chemists_walk_into_a_bar/
dontbreadonme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://np.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/2xc947/text_soon_i_will_be_gone_forever_but_thats_okay/
chaitinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/RealisticVerifiableHarpseal
Derechapede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A screenshot from CKII where a zunist child asks if the sun is real. I don't know why but it made me guffaw more than anything this year.
locke-in-a-box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never Forget
https://i.imgur.com/3MKcShn.jpg
carpedonnelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/MgBS0Gr.jpg
Pycra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://soundcloud.com/the-theme-song/my-3-year-old-son-the-real-mvp
CowDefenestrator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32o87t/reddit_what_song_isnt_about_what_i_think_its_about/cqdarxf
Master_Zhufu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
savelist
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
By far either Chaika Or Holo
CyphersWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the Holo poem was beautiful, Spice and Wolf is by far my fav anime
thraelen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
geraffes are so dumb haha
06Wahoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I keep forgetting that I even have a saved section. Guess I'll need to start exploring that.
Kman1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking cats, man
Stubbula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this
AuRetrievers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now this: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Sin2BeThisGOOD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/TX5nOyE.gifv
Nomnom_downvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/18sezi/how_does_danny_hart_sit_with_balls_that_big/
Sbtoby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL There is a "saved section".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/AopwFUQ.gifv
Reddit_Owns_Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The submission ---> 1st comment OP's source ---> 2nd comment = has never failed to bring me to tears.
ixix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/2q7oca/so_i_was_on_the_dev_forums_and_i_saw_this/cn3ndqm
MoltenSlag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This topic
PMMeASteamGiftCard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1g8f46/we_are_the_lonely_island_ask_us_anything/cahs7tf
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:44 on December 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
8==>
brownmagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For most it's probably porn. Or a life hack. Or both.
a3poify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dh0tz/what_memory_makes_you_cringe_every_time_you_think/c9q9q69
yolakalemowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been saving shit for 4 years now, promising to sort things out one day and organize, as well as read all the very interesting articles and posts from 30 different subreddits...
maybe one day I will... Just not today! I have exams :(
Boomshakalaka89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0vUlljX0I&feature=youtu.be&t=116
I just laugh uncontrollably at this every time I watch it
ElTalOscar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have one from DayZ: You are not allowed to wear pants in Elektro.
Boomshakalaka89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is hilarious! Thank you for sharing that with me
ElTalOscar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I could give someone a laugh today :)
Fruitbat3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably cheating because it's something I saved from my own account just so I could find it easier. It's my go-to song if I really want to screw with/annoy anyone.
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/a/WDwyW the story of zola
DutchDrummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread right now
clamdever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy's story about the kindness of strangers
NCH_PANTHER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Theres so many good things in this that it's now my favorite.
Edit: Here's my real answer: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/39uost/til_uvb76_is_a_mysterious_russian_radio_signal_on/
I'm now obsessed with number signals and stuff like that.
izzie833 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/2p2gfe/a_minimalist_beautiful_and_fun_soundbox_patapap/
don't get addicted,super fun
Freakishmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3tcbwg/now_this_is_how_you_twerk/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
banjoguitarist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/C1VcM
The '90s were weird, man.
Fullofshitguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back for this later when I have more time
patsfan94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing going through my saved queue has made me realize is that 90% of the saves I make are completely accidental.
Slonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this one...
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2jfyxk/how_i_made_the_office_it_guy_hate_me/clbi748
Prolapsed_Cat_Anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3secjr/z/cwwn53z
RetroHacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MEEP!
bblumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily favorite, but the most heart-breaking. The second/update post was removed, but the gist was hubby knew he was busted and hung himself in a park. The police notified her the next day. She has understandably never done another update, but I think about her from time to time. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/378zv2/me_31f_with_my_husband_32m_10_years_he_didnt_hang/
Shadow042691 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/zfKSOSl.gifv
teaching-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/TB90o
Corbab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this thread
It's called "What's your favorite thing you have in your saved section on Reddit.
wajikay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post.
hw00083 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_yH4x5xDu4
riseanlux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I created Ship Your Enemies Glitter AMA
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3wivlr/i_created_ship_your_enemies_glitter_ama/
Great laugh to have while on the John
AbigailLilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post I found on /r/techsupportmacgyver where someone from /g/ had a CPU that wouldn't come off of his heatsink, so he resorted to an extreme method.
Nakmal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is it cheating that two of my most saved things are just a group of links that should be saved?
http://www.redditblog.com/2012/12/ww1-books-lennybot-zombie-jesus-pizza.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/guktv/after_5_years_of_surfing_reddit_these_are_my/
Natex300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY
RipRPK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://salmonofcapistrano.com/
I've had this one for the past 3 years, Everytime I get bored I stare at it for a few minutes.
Sanearoudy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the story from /r/talesfromtechsupport that gives me the most warm fuzzies! It is a follow up but the original story can be summed up as entitled bitch breaks rules and tries to ruin OP's vacation.
Sub7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Been a member 7 years and didn't know there's was a save section.
Chaotic134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tied between this:
http://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.gifv
and this:
https://i.imgur.com/1SICGgo.jpg
DoctorOctagonapus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this exchange regarding Jar Jar Binks' cannabis habit.
tmik9917 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2abnvw/is_there_a_person_real_or_fictional_you_find/citk3c7
ohmyjoshua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This very post ;)
jeajello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2kod5a/til_that_right_before_the_cuba_embargo_took/
I found this the other night and was cry laughing at the comments holy shit.
Jame5G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No clue. Haven't looked at them in ages.
SpendsKarmaOnHookers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I really needed this thread today
Jay0253 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/3tspxv/have_you_ever_thought_about_just_running_away/cx8xf0v?context=3
This is one of my favorites.
bonerofalonelyheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some guy asked r/books to explain the term "Kafkaesque" and was forced to live a kafkaesque nightmare. Belongs in r/bestof. And in r/books.
https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/26nxl1/can_someone_please_explain_kafkaesque/chssxn3
Swoopz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This. I'll come back to this later and check out the links.
(I probably never will)
Overthinks_Questions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Henry...
miketdavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.twerkthatass.com/twerk-by-mia-khalifa-hot-chick-with-sexy-ass-on-her-bed/
If this does nothing for you then I have some bad news.
thisispannkaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this thread
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy's experience on magic mushrooms. Blows my mind til this day https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3tbvbq/z/cx4th32
Neon_Yeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread at this point.
rexound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shit dude, you expect me to sit here and scroll through all of my saved links... I'd be here 'til the turn of the century
KanyeChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
This
FMRYP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Professional Pencil Sharpener does not like mechanical pencils or their users.
Iganlis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is an all time favorite of mine.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3kdxk5/which_animal_looks_the_most_like_a_triangle/
leifashley27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, there's a saved section?
Life. Forever changed.
battoosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Orabilis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/2mjhz9/what_would_happen_if_an_intelligent_greatsword/
Of course it would be DnD fiction.
KastaBortAvUppenbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKcUdDWIHOI
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3wmzhr/in_phantom_menace_there_were_more_than_a_hundred/
goodonestupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now it's this thread
Thrannn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW
this link https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3secjr/what_are_some_useful_features_of_everyday_items/cwwpqx6
you can add subreddits if you put "+subredditname" in the link. i use it if im bored and want to see some boobs
ForgottenPhenom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tales of IT Part 1 and 2. Reading those were the hardest I had ever laughed at something online, ever.
MantisTobogganMDPhD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
....I use the saved section for stuff I don't have time to read right that second and porn I wanna watch later. I may be doing it wrong.
Amiracle56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
sillykatface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin. Defntiley Kevin.
sidewinderucf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2l5sre/what_would_be_a_seinfeld_situation_in_a_post/?ref=search_posts
Seinfeld in a post apocalyptic wasteland.
rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/tS4ywCL.jpg
continualchanges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
entitled "my bandmate caught a moth tonight". It's so cute but so terrifying. I can't imagine the possibilities behind those glowing eyes. http://i.imgur.com/LCMdV.jpg
cappo40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This photo of Arsenal from 1951
dimmu1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a native english speaker, I was expecting to see a weapons stockpile of some kind.
DoctoryeIlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY
w1n5t0n123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/saudi-oil-chief-only-allah-knows-where-oil-prices-are-headed-2015-05-05
chaun2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now? This post
gibberish5387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This Yoda gif from a few months ago. Probably a bit NSFW.
TexasComments ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it thats where this is headed anyways
http://www.imagegainer.com/images/Ledbetter/donlad2.jpg
FragQuenz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL you can save on reddit...
IslamicShibe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Til about Bowe Bergdahl where the users are saying he was a deserter before he was even traded for the five terrorists. Its like the Obama administration didn't even do a simple check before releasing him.
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1qjxnu/til_there_is_still_an_american_pow_in_afghanistan/?
XanthosDeia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n45xi/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3da8f8/wp_one_night_as_you_play_call_of_duty_a/ct3dggo
MrDrMuffinPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this WP https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3pyg3h/wp_a_day_before_the_earth_is_destroyed_by_a/
XTraumaX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread, so I can later go back and see what everyone else has saved
Corporal_OtterPaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is now my most favorite thing in my Saved tab
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one.
mrmetaknight875345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Either This or This
JWson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"L.A. Noire requires you to read subtle facial cues to tell if someone is lying" wins by default, but it's pretty great.
BornOnABeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now it's this post
peculiaranimals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/BZX7MT4.gif
TehFrederick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A great collection of some awesome Things
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post as of right now.
IndianaHoosierFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Originally Titled: God Damn it!
I actually had this saved from the last AskReddit thread like this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This it made me tear up like crazy
Fidesphilio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what? How do you save things?
ocean365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I save too much stuff I couldn't even tell you haha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As of now? This post.
ThreeHammersHigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The homeless, abandoned gay pirate (NSFW lyrics)
Also, "What was the weirdest sub sandwich you ever made?"
Turkey + Bacon + An entire bottle of Southwest.
The Southwest sauce tastes awesome, but pouring an entire bottle of it onto the sandwich was disheartening and demoralizing.
Krypson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL you can save posts...
myonas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXDn-WkicNY I saw it on /r/videos the tittle was "gay thug again on xbox!"
Theist17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/xA9facT
kissmydonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever a thread like this comes around, I just save the whole thing and it becomes the best Save thing i have
YouAndWhatArmyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite thing in my saved section is this thread now lol so many cool things here.
Kurtronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a saved section?
RanShaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/2mgFmHI.gifv
mrspencerrecor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This will be the only thing in my saved section...think about it...100's of save worthy posts...
Julianhyde88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF PORN! THAT'S FOR SURE!
jaredjeya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone who plays XCOM, this should give you a good laugh:
Things XCOM Operatives Are Not Allowed to Do
Nyctere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A little late to the party, but http://imgur.com/i0I1zXa
comfy_armchair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
HylianWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saving this thread....
AeoSC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right now, finding some book recommendation threads that will yield Christmas gifts for my family. Whew.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You like that you fucking retard?"
MildlyMild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How to make a fifi
https://www.reddit.com/over18?dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fvideos%2Fcomments%2F3p2c6s%2Ffor_those_of_you_that_have_not_been_to_prison%2F
Caleb_Krawdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's this
insertkarma2theleft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3ly4kx/im_a_park_ranger_in_utah_and_hike_constantly_my/
or this
https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/3hr1l6/six_bitches_count_dem_shits_up/
Ek_Los_Die_Hier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This poem
Quijadas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At the moment this post is!
latitudinarian7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Feel train
https://www.reddit.com/comments/rrzr6/im_a_mute_girl_who_for_the_first_time_moaned/
jessesomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never used the save feature.
promonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
Funny enough, one of the things in my saved section is an /r/AskReddit thread titled "What's your favorite thing in your Reddit SAVED section."
Asampson930 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An alligator (maybe crocodile) death rolling the arm off another one
The_enantiomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/2f8uv1/russian_sex_geckos_die_in_orbit/
Just for the title of the article.
HGF88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God, I have so many. I guess I'll put them in ascending order? One, two, buckle my shoe.
softbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
IamAdiSri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post now. So much material here!
screenfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
uhhh hmm I dont have enough stuff in my saved section. i shoukld put stuff there more often than bookmarking it.
Jester89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/rG0sN
Of course, all the credit in the world to the wonderful people in the photos.
Zamphira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/WatchfulAlarmedHorseshoecrab
XcheerioX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Jose Canseco AMA I can always look back and laugh at the same comments.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This very well-done primer on socialism
https://www.reddit.com/r/RsocialismMeta/comments/3i0y7i/anonsocialist_agrees_to_rescind_ban_if_i_agree/cuehjer
Markzwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No idea actually. I save so many things that I never find the good stuff I've saved.
Big_D_Squirrels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3qmn20/nsfw_what_are_the_most_common_mistakes_girls_make/cwgo52s
boyden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
stragler404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/timeline-of-the-far-future/
Underperformance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/chemistry/comments/3knd9i/if_the_elements_on_the_periodic_table_were/
lovand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/fFpfHrc.gif
slickvibez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that you could save reddit posts... I'm a scrub.
tsuki_toh_hoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The story of Kevin
Magzattack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIu2n9C47OY
Makes me laugh really hard!
fuckyoumartinez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not an adult post, that's for sure.
BlueSun288 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world.
anneomoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/30ony1/forza_ferrari_forza_vettel/cpukuyn
Comparison of Adolf Hitler, Darth Vader, and Niki Lauda. All of these are 66% like the other.
MatPrice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
mysoulishome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread, now
KudzuChimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
In an /r/askreddit thread about getting tips from burglars to prevent burglaries the first one was good but the second one was absolute gold. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/34t8yf/foo/cqxxsx8
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/34t8yf/foo/cqy39mw
iwanttheblanketback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:14 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/SkyPorn/comments/3rj1yw/one_of_my_first_nights_in_iceland_fantastic/
LosEagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, there is a saved section?
Dilatorix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn mainstly
swinsonswanson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Voroseeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif. Everything about it cracks me up: the man looking like Gru, the fact that he is carrying man purses, the punted bird and the nonchalantly walk afterwards.
Vcom561 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/YA4UU.jpg
It's a dumb meme, but it kills me every time.
ItsSansom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why but "I AM BOTMAL" cracks me the fuck up every time.
batt3ryac1d1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2bzbnk/girls_what_was_your_worst_sexual_experience/cjage7j
Star90s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes I'm saving this.
_BsL_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm going on a cruise in a month. Might decide to change my life a bit.
Khadini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
LethalClips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Had a comment saved from this thread, the cycle continues.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n45xi/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
LizardsOfTheToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/2igxja/small_rant_but_have_to_get_it_off_my_chest/cl23wyy?context=3
Moo_Hunter88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now it's this post lol
Flexappeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Emmanuell89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now it's going to be this thread
BetterThanYou775 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3paiee/spongebob_dubbed_with_pulp_fiction_is_pure_genius/
Love_Freckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saving this thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have never hit "save" on purpose.
ULYCC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=ChainsawsuitOriginal
Seal33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Monkey playing in the snow
lDeclareAThumbWar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late, but 4chan does Metallica is just beautiful. edit: tried to format better
DennyCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey mods fuck off with removing the link only posts that rule shouldn't apply to this thread
REDDISAUROUS_REX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
M3ggers04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Advice on how to buy a used car by /u/tjandearl -> Here. I don't have a car as mine broke down years ago, so I'll be finishing school and needing a car soon. Saved it for when that glorious day comes. Never realized how much I needed a car. NTS: Don't buy a house where public Transit doesn't exist.
xkaradactyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MRW I prepared dinner but my girlfriend "had a late lunch"
SlainteGra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Egg, by Andy Weir
Fanguyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://blazeti.me/
BadPasswordGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoyed reading through these so much I just saved this.
Which might be the answer to the question, but it wasn't the answer to the question until the question was asked.
NaffRespect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Since you asked, here you go.
Background - They agreed before the game to just shake hands after scoring a goal.
entirix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely saving this post xD
theyellowhammers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/SsL7E.jpg
One_Punch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd mention that that's NSFW if I were you, brother.
TraeWaynes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/szdoNTp.jpg
skyy0731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/3kjwdw/this_massive_billboard_is_set_up_across_the/cuy93ph?context=3
This dude didn't get much attention but he blasted some 9/11 conspiracy truther dude on /r/conspiracy when asking for sources saying 9/11 wasn't an inside job.
Pick-me-pick-me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: The most saves I have ever had and a treasure trove for the 'whats your favorite thing in your saved section' in 2 years.
mulloverit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wait, there is a saved section? holy jeebus
SynysterBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guy Plays "Sandstorm" on Toy Trumpet
Still one of the best videos I have ever met
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydyh9l_jao
crucifuge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/3wkyt8/_/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.bythedigits.com/ - Cool website which displays news without bias using numbers and stats.
backup158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Streetlamp Le Moose
RoadKillManiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/30iplc/tifu_by_eating_gummy_bears_on_a_plane/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Search terms for all the porny subreddits.
GandalfSwagOff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite thing is that there are things in my saved section that I didn't save...
Spitz_Barz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This: https://www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/2xc947/text_soon_i_will_be_gone_forever_but_thats_okay
WhatsForDiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
I'm so fucking meta.
dingo78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
works of art
please-dont-hurt-me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This video. I saved the gif but it has been removed from imgur since then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpck14U-CMc
Capt_Awes0me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/a/iuHdN
Never played tomadachi life but this makes it seem like a great funny game
TheFlea1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3sws1q/whats_the_worst_thing_that_has_happened_to_you/cx1cl7p
tmoam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is now my new favorite thing in my saved section!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized this thread is my alltime favorite now.
maggotbrownie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too lazy to go find it, but it's a post about Lake Nyos. The tl;dr is that dangerous gasses built up at the bottom until they erupted to the top and killed MANY people overnight in their sleep by suffocating them.
Lake Nyos inspired me to write an atmospheric black metal album about natural disasters that I hope to record in 2016
LadyA052 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's starting to happen in south Orange County...the gas leaks are making hundreds of people sick and it may take months to fix it. I don't think they're suffocating...at least not while they're asleep.
maggotbrownie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was an overnight thing. As in, a whole town went to sleep and woke up dead.
LadyA052 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like The Andromeda Strain. The original movie scared the shit out of me.
SneakierNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can save shit? Damn I've been redditing wrong!
diba_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just gonna go meta and add this to my saved section
Blueeyedfoxie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Has to be this: https://youtu.be/sMjzixsIBEk
DMercenary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/sM7dxU5.png
Anon making a simple statement that actually makes a lot of sense in context.
Youngandidiotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/N2Ip9lw.gifv
This always brightens up my day. It's just like he accepts this is his life now.
luna-luna-luna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
Brewe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a saved section?
VladimirPutinItInYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/gif/comments/3tn1zs/this_guy_loves_his_job/ the actual best gif ever
chequesformike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2jhv4a/cops_were_called_and_i_am_still_shaking/
This story makes me feel feelings I don't like to feel. Probably one of the most nerve wrecking stories I've read on Reddit.
Ranndym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A youtube video showing the size of the universe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/33b88g/the_size_of_the_universe_very_relaxing_yet_mind/?ref=share&ref_source=link
verdammt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As other people have said, I totally forgot you can save posts. I am so glad I looked - I haven't seen this video in so long.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
why did this have to happen on the day before finals week
FINDTHECOMPUTERROOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
Deviknyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
This thread at the moment. Huge compilation of reddit's greatest hits.
raknor88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I keep this as a good source of research material.
judojoe3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn
MugshotMarley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post. Thanks OP
manfrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really like this drawing of some roman soldiers:
https://i.imgur.com/f9shYIg.jpg
From:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/2i9qs2/roman_soldiers_on_a_break_digital_art/
Trais333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
gregofthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
suplexcomplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qjohv/what_did_your_parents_show_you_to_do_that_you/cn6p5qg
toomanypotatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/tx8jxbX.jpg This post from /r/2007scape https://nodegarden.js.org/ this thing that someone made
unpenguinmanchot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I'll just save this thread
tweak17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:40 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3mbsrn/z/cvdsyfg
Skodd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
2222t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n45xi/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/ exact same thread.
PS3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Let me tell you about Demon's Souls.
hellotheremiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a transparent, flying manta-ray on a clear night right after dusk
Shit's creepy and weird.
banfromallsubreddits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/jSYFWTm
bad_at_making_names ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
By far my favorite picture I have
major_league_blazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
my memes
skrunkarus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
dont_judge_me_monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
spongebob & pulp fiction
bot227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this little video
con3131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice, Gabe
WhyyamIonredditagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was marked NSFW, so I thought every post would have porn in it.
Mistersinister1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:24 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can save things?
Dasachi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Most Adorable Children's Argument
leo45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I guess, this post :)
transational ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Breast goes up, breast goes down. You can't explain that.
(discussing tit physics in anime. example)
KittenImmaculate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everything in my saved section is by accident because I don't even know where to find my saved section :(
Kerbologna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post from /r/grilledcheese
da_shread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton candy http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/cotton-candy-backwards.gif
Lv16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All the butts :X
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, now this post is. The best randos from eeevvvvverrryyyyooonnnnnneeee
DeltaBravo831 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If the Chinese take over the world and throw white people in death camps, I will picture the ICP as I go into the gas chamber and whisper to myself "we deserve this."
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2v3ofi/this_one_left_me_confused/coegmxo
Zacht626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post. :)
Elzerythen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some gifs work well together when combined:
http://imgur.com/gallery/3loy1
And Gooble Gobble with Bill Murray:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k
fitnessguy1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:00 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
shaggy1265 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3secjr/what_are_some_useful_features_of_everyday_items/cwwn53z
Jakeoffski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because English does my head in sometimes.
harleyquinngv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
deslider
JDGcamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shannon is embarrassed
CommandoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8k9Si28k0Fk
This is one of the best. That's for sure.
Nothing_clever22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Today i learned: the only things in my saved section are porn gifs and picture from awe....
exXzZz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Elmo dieing for your sins at TJ Max: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/105gs7/elmo_died_for_your_sins_at_tj_maxx/?ref=share&ref_source=link
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cookies
ECHTESKETCHE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn, mostly porn. And Deadpool, but mostly Porn.
Live4Night ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, now it's this thread.
Analpoopapoolooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
picture of my dogs taking a dump at the same time in the same frame
Hostilian_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This one of a football fan
axis_of_weevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:05 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ya know, because of the implication.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
Drsela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://38.media.tumblr.com/4029a9fb66f7cd5d58bedf2325d69c6f/tumblr_ns4o1kP6ce1s02vreo5_500.gif
There's just someting about this gif... It's so freaking adorable.
Cooperette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment.
Cnofne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i dont go to reddit nosleep, but after my friend sent link to it SAR Officer story ( with wierd staircase) pretty addicting to read them lol
stenders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now this
yonkerrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread from two months ago.
Vault_69_Alpha_Male ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:51 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A saved comment a guy wrote of an alternate star wars where palpatine was discovered and trained by the jedi
Dragoniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
While I have many interesting and insightful posts saved, I find this simple drawing perhaps the most endearing of it all.
mattnstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:07 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.
inarisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This video. One of the funniest moments in The Office
wolflambert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
English only, USA
piccini9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As of now it's the Jeff "Skunk" Baxter guitar videos.
gerusz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This. It helps for some items if you actually speak Hungarian.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3ovic6/what_would_be_a_funny_thing_to_say_to_a_surgeon/cw12flx
Studentlife123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
RotWS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The guide to Fate: Stay/Night. Plus this thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just keep waiting that this documentary on the black/dark/deep/whatever web documentary turns out to be something more than cheese pizza and paranoia...so far, not so good.
Patrick3737 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:27 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
NOMNOMNOMPASTA0123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Really surprised I haven't seen The ancient tale of Doradus and the three Bros
Truly an epic tale of broship, forever to be saved, and passed down in askreddit threads for years to come.
malachimusclerat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/QJmN49t.jpg
kellect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is that guy I've read it before the just put it into text messages
Gonji89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
Or this
theonlybluecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This tip from /u/Jordanistan to ease tinnitus (ringing in ears), as someone that suffers from tinnitus it was the best thing I have ever found reddit:
Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.Dr. Jan Strydom, of A2Z of Health, Beauty and Fintess.org.
This always works for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much everything from this thread now
thenfour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of atheist-related stuff. I know this immediately induces imagery of fedoras and euphoria, but it has been massive for me in recent years to be exposed to this community. I grew up in a place where God is the answer to any hard question, any difficult situation, any situation where you feel powerless. People seriously pondered questions about the meaning of life, give credence to the idea that there's a "missing link" in defense of creationism, and talk seriously about everything "having a purpose" or "everything happens for a reason".
When I discovered that we actually have reasonable answers to these questions, it blew my mind. Sadly this happened after over 30 years of life.
So I save sincere and candid explanations about how the fossil record is complete, and even if it weren't that is not some kind of support for creationism. I save comments about how "what is the meaning of life" is a meaningless question and only begs more questions about the person asking. I save comments listing the obvious contradictions of religious texts, placing them on the same platform as everything else we give any serious thought to. Stuff that connects religiousness and religious thinking to reality. And explains why this connection to reality is so important and how we can't run a society on the basis of "well in MY world..." and "all beliefs should be respected". Not because I feel superior or euphoric, but because this makes life make a little more sense.
God I hope I got through this without sounding pretentious.
betablockin2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This.... i just saved it.
dryeraser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Freeballing accident at work
Gabe_b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this
MageTank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I browse reddit on my iPhone a lot, but I don't like the mobile format, so most of my saved stuff is actually random stuff I misclicked.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta save this for later.
rush2who ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now? This thread.
Decyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Either porn or neat shit I thought I'd want to see later and never have.
I click save thinking I'll care later and after almost 7 years, it hasn't happened.
TTTrisss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, sure, I could choose one awesome post, or I could choose them all
DrQuailMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2r33yv/world_star_hip_hop_featuring_michelle_jenneke/
Original video: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhMZ4JO6GP298HZHFt
I mostly save things while at work for later viewing ...
kick2crash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fallout Shelter
iDoNotDegree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For later
Pikalika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
20 Century Fox ketchup robot
drop_bears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now this.
xKylesx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
From now on, probably this post.
codemonkeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually something that I saved just yesterday! The story of Gary, the badass crayfish.
PatriotMB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A Christmas Story
tylg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As of current... This thread
Cloudedguardian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This story.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/30ngkz/wp_you_are_the_gotoguy_youre_nice_smart/cpuawhr
bitcleargas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this not safe for work beauty
Oden_666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why would a girlfriend beg for months to put a egg in your rectum (sexually) and then when you finally agrees she now always calls you a "yolk-assed bitch" in public and even in front of your parents?
Link
pwebyd90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3secjr/what_are_some_useful_features_of_everyday_items/cwwn53z
darby087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i scrolled down to long looking for porn
GioGImic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what you are?"
fruitcakefriday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ability to categorize saved posts that I like to imagine is there.
LunarAlloy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haaUiscvyhM
Old lady prank calls herself. A true classic.
__________-_-_______ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hmm i've apparently never used the save functionality.
but it's nice getting a reminder that it's there!
Wtzky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is now my favourite thing in my saved section. Some very cool posts I hadn't seen before in here :)
Unitmikey7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif. http://i.imgur.com/MmoTW.gif
loose_synths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/CUs1at9
monnnnsannntoooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now I've saved this post :)
bboza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoy the "What is your favorite line from SpongeBob" post. Brings back those memories!
MistahSchwartz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
1: https://i.imgur.com/NwjP9t3.jpg
2: http://imgur.com/gallery/vA2FK
Wheres-Waldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I send these to my SO once in a while. http://imgur.com/a/NqbbN
doihavemakeanewword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Terrible Pun Depository
Kurtronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure why, but puns legitemately make me fucking angry. Puns are just that obnoxious to me.
SLO_Chemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's this thread.
The_Frakking_Doctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This has always brought me joy: Corgi Really Wants Some Lettuce
Dmib1236 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is a sex toy to simulate aliens giving birth inside of you
pgabrielfreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jeroom:
http://imgur.com/a/yWPTy
mchaney2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
topright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Being a heroin addict.
He wouldn't have it i wasn't and i was warned in no uncertain terms not to bring drugs onto the island. The island was Rhodes and i was there for a two week holiday. Not to set up a trade route for brown.
I'd never touched any drugs but i was thin and that was all the evidence he needed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this!
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3vtufx/scorpion_broke_into_my_room/
Guy finds a teeny little scorpion in his house, only to be told it's very poisonous by another Redditor as he lays in his hospital bed hours later :D
GamerGir1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely this : https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/32m5j0/my_friend_was_drunk_and_on_xanax_when_he_decided/
londonsongbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A comment that led to this video.
operabass93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
SuperSleuth119 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The story about the guy's dad who thought the Taliban had stolen his vacuum cleaner: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32i92t/seriouswhat_is_the_stupidest_thing_youve_ever/cqbj8kp
jonny24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
beachgood-coldsux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Zmgkzsq2c
sbb618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
Paddington_For_Mayor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
MysteriousandLovely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/EHVXZ.png
i don't know when i saved this, or why, but.. okay
Rocky_Face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's Dr. Life!
DaedricGod101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Way too much porn.
quackers987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/Z_FKqLqkyPY Feeling good
curt32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/z1avsW7.gifv
cloveronover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This picture from Old School Cool of an RAF bloke getting a haircut on an airstrip. Smoking a pipe and reading a book; it just seems so proper and peaceful.
Fizjig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
This trolling genius.
sebtidwell212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Omfg. This. Everything about this.
Spaghetti_Bender8873 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
ItsSmittyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/p5kO4n8.gifv
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
their is a saved section?
Maxyman12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/31qvnv/the_greatest_swear_of_all_time_richard_hammond/?ref=share&ref_source=link
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There is a save section? .... :O
ThatBlobEbola-chan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wait theres a saved section
pens297187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread. OP, thanks for putting reddit to work for us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Czech rollin' just because the guy in the black suit has my dance moves and I need to know what the gold farting instrument is. https://youtu.be/ahU49yDHeUU
clitler_the_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/goe7fPJ.jpg
confusedchris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But isn't Santa lactose intolerant?
Trouble_Starter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, What. There's a saved section?
johyongil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post. The post I'm commenting on now.
ShadowedNexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This, which is /u/pitman 's glorious sharing of Taiga pictures
pitman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:13:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honored. :)
goudarziha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this
mr_lab_rat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'm dumb. How do I access my saved posts?
thefakefakeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this is now my favorite thing in my saved section.
justjordy21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This. This is the greatest thing in my saved section (It isn't even close).
tydestra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mime is rather tame, it's my best answers in r/askhistorians because I'm working up my nerve to ask for flair.
Scrub_Printer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one quite abit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2ut9a5/z/cobj8oi
LordMcFleisch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is now my favorite thing in my saved section.
Primesghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This changed my life:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2t5wyg/amazon_prime_movies_should_have_a_category_called/cnw1eg3
f1sh_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/6KAiUQl.gif&v=2Hf-B9Tqkss&s=264
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:) This comment makes my heart hum. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2464bt/z/ch42pcb
lordoffire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ELIDrunk version of Alphabet's announcment
Robert_Skywalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's this thread...
Hekatonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gif reminds me of my team every time i play CS:GO
Zombiedestroyer666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/JTqQRTE.gifv
timpster1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
GTX 980 is more efficient than a 970 for folding@home, best information ever to make the best decision on which one to buy
https://www.reddit.com/r/foldingathome/comments/3p9rz8/folding_at_home_to_help_heat_the_house_during/cwnbtjd
matthew6113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
now this thread
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My Name is John Daker
stallisroz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I've watched the George Stanton routine over 1,000 times
Edit: watched
loducent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite thing in your saved section?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
ramot1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I had to fly from Phoenix to L.A. rent a car and drive to a certain address to deliver a check. $145.00 for the plane ticket, $300 for the car rental, $60.00 for the drinks and tips in the nearest naked dancing girl bar, and a flight back home. Nice trip.
LelanaSongwind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The thread about running and farting. I got so much amusement out of it that I had to save it so I can use it for amusement when I need it in the future!
I-Am-Axios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://halome.nu/ Even tho I'm not even playing the game anymore I still love the music/lore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/LtStw54.jpg
jovietjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/145zfp/z/c7a6xqp
DansSpamJavelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably way too late but... https://youtu.be/2DiEBHCSmKg
mrbomax123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:50 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/39pivj/whats_your_favorite_video_that_is_10_seconds_or/
shinyblastoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My save section consist of a lot of celeb nudes and what not
So I guess you can say nude celebs
adeepermystery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who knows? Favorite, forget, favorite, forget.
Purple_Poison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post
odysseus00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do girls also save pictures of tits or do they prefer rock hard abs ?
sonofliendoog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I did not know there was a saved section until now.
Letterpairs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this post from a year ago. And the year before that
Fumblepuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
taste test
sorryjzargo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A whole bunch of shit I accidentally clicked "save" on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
buttegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Conspiracy
Account-To-Speak-Up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This Custom Bowser Amiibo.
HaniiPuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Either this poem: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3upboo/what_is_an_absolute_no_no_when_going_for_a_job/cxgtb9d
Or this epic tale: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3s21bc/the_simpsons_has_been_on_the_air_long_enough_that/cwtrsmj
falls330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread!
DexterWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post
Dekanuva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/P5c5qfE.jpg
Rarshk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Of course it's this: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tly53/what_is_something_every_redditor_should_do/co07ekp
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
welp brb, just puking
morgansometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Titled: What tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice?
Thumper010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite would have to be the Van Damme Volvo commercial:
https://youtu.be/M7FIvfx5J10
Followed by the Chuck Norris parody of that commercial:
https://youtu.be/dndHQzZPH0Q
Kiwisue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/306d4m/my_girlfriend_waxed_my_nose_hair/cppused
MCfan567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/dfcRWQo.jpg
http://longlostlora.tumblr.com/post/132743373030/frisk-is-a-dog-person-also-sorry-papyrus-doesnt
KnightXtrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's made out of cookies....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_BZsIY6PUPU
dylang92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/395yen/wtf/cs0lr5z
icer07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this post
Tromboneofsteel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the Swamps of Dagobah post. Not for the weak of heart.
Runners up are the post that perfectly describes what /r/thebutton was and the Askreddit post that gave me nightmares for weeks.
parvicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The magnus effect.
blackandwhite_tk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"What do your yogurt containers look like? All of mine are just cups/bowls with foil tops that you peel off"
No idea what that was all about. Must have hit it by accident.
brettryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread :)
handfulofchickens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have two that resulted in a tie. This one, is where a guy ranks the hockey hair of hockey players, and this one, a video of adorable baby foxes playing with a ball.
Path-Of-Light ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fboFyQqftTI
imamonkeytoday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a good tool or extension I could use to organize or better view everything I've saved?
SummonTheDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H7uY1XzGs5A
cdkl121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing to big, but it's still cool
jayagl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:58 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/ScaredEllipticalFennecfox
Shickman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:40 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/BuF31
therealhlmencken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/ this one is a whole treasure trove
exarconda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2jgl9y/reddit_what_are_some_of_the_most_mysterious_posts/clbwxix
"There was a guy whose parents simply disappeared one day, leaving behind him and his sister and everything they owned. Despite investigations, the bodies were never found, nor were any other clues... then one day, while traveling years after, he sees the both of them on the street, or two people exactly like his parents. I think about it all the time, but don't remember in what thread it was."
supergluu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:22 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's some weird ass shit. I couldn't imagine just up and leaving my kids.
-DonnieDarko- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:18 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm drunk ama http://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/
iamsheena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The stuff in my saved section are things I accidentally clicked on mobile.
JurassicKong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just found this thread recently.
Blugentoo2therevenge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a gif, from the depths of reddit, it shows some very sexy butt swinging and prancing down the street in heels and booty shorts. Zooms out, it's a dude with a suit jacket on wearing booty shorts and heels. At one point he stops to shake his bodunkadunk at a girl who is clearly jealous of his skills, he gives her the "that's right bitch" face and continues his walk. I watch it whenever I feel sad, it brightens my day.
bayou_billy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only use mobile, all my saves are accidents.
glasser999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've got some real nice porn I guess.
M-Mor-BLURGH-ty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cracks me up every time.
SHPLUMBO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, /u/Vexal
_ALVAdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dog jumping through a wheat field.
Fiacre54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:39 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I never click on my saved folder even though I save something at least once daily. This is the story of my life tbh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:34 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very late to the party. But this is always my favorite.
http://youtu.be/sTsVJ1PsnMs
Angelic1Beast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A gif of m2k getting a falcon punch on ZeRo in project M.
Nickx000x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now, it's this section. So much funny shit in one area.
pcx226 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post
MimeGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3hw3vu/phds_of_reddit_what_is_a_dumbed_down_summary_of/
nimbusgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whale poster
I loved this whale poster. Still want my own copy fantastick.
That_random_redditer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably all the porn
born2drum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread :D
KevinMCombes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is just all NSFW links that looked interesting but I didn't open because I was at work.
Dashey10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
fusepark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He tried to make caprese: http://imgur.com/a/n3pPh
She tried to make her boyfriend a cake out of his dog: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wtptb/i_tried_to_make_my_boyfriend_a_cake_of_his_dog_it/
mrsideeffection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
dirtynutsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High speed chase ends with mini van passengers beating up the driver
Saint3Dx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What was that random person there rolling around the Sidewalk doing?
dirtynutsack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is playing up an injury for a possible lawsuit. IIRC that's their kid, that's why they were so pissed off.
Kobalt_Kreon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://medium.com/@luckyshirt/dear-guy-who-just-made-my-burrito-fd08c0babb57
gymnasticRug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3h39t3/what_was_the_first_event_that_disproved_your/cu3vs5g?context=3
ChristopherOrChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:42 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Queen Elizabeth on 15 different currencies
What's your favorite video that is 10 seconds or less?
This /r/oldpeoplefacebook post
Another /r/oldpeoplefacebook post, along with all the comments
a lot of /r/me_irl posts.
Edit: formatting.
Zuma_Girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ummm...not saying
aManOfTheNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A post on how to find your saved section on Reddit
manidude001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:20 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, I never saved. All I did was bookmark the page on Google. I'm pretty sure I 110+ bookmarks.
Edit: *have
Chlorure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/3jhyp7/these_item_names_are_getting_out_of_hand/
NoName320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
meowplusderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A porn photo. I'm not ashamed.
sadhukar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jenny, Carly and the TIFU, before it all got deleted.
Can't believe it's been 11 months...
flyawaychicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you're into rc cars, this is a great site to find parts http://www.losipartshouse.com/servlet/StoreFront
dedwards20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:06 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/user/piston_harass
Vicous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:29 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I'll look through it eventually...
AitherInfinity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:51 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
EDIT: Context for comment linked below
This Comment
TheReplacer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When ever I need a laugh, I just read the comments.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3ouw0b/keeping_his_word/
ManWhoLovesGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/25vvuz/bf4_just_battlefield_things/
An entire compilation of Just Battlefield Things.
profileoffilth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The porn.
CJ090 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Three really attractive Hispanic women banging Johnny sins
theoray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn
mtndewthee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MRW when it's 11:58 and I remember I have a paper due at midnight.
B1gWh17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An archived post from /r/getdisciplined. It's truly a great way to inspire some change in yourself. /u/ryans01 comment on "I just don't care about myself."
JTPri123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:55 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy who has been making an ever evolving map of a imaginary world for years
skillzy_fayze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:19 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know there was a saved section
ibs2pid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here is mine.
mikeshouse2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This discussion
____007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
Dunnoaboutnames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post.
Yriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/z8FWzRP this one is mine
empty_pop_can ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post and all the comments that come with it!
purplewhiteblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
a lot of porn
etarletons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://furry.de/miavir/quotes-boojum.html
Connor149 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:31 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
waste not, want not.
also, for when an epic downvote is needed
darps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:53 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Draw between this Javascript cloth simulation and this C&H comic.
artickasaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
comment
wingnut0420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/guktv/after_5_years_of_surfing_reddit_these_are_my/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesse Cox
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f3ed23e1357d4eb6ec9bcefc186b8a7/tumblr_mojx8wYSOY1rw3flto9_500.gif
ManwithaTan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://soundcloud.com/stuart-ross-brown/best-comment-ever
HispanicSwede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:54 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Porn.
Jtgoesfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:28 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
StretchyPlays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:59 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is this thread, which has everyone's favorites, therefore my saved section is the best!
phrygidbeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this thread now. save-ception
Sariko69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:56 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not porn. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Magicality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now this.
DiosGnomeAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't view my saved section because I browse from an iPad and my name is too long and blocks the link. :/
daedalus_13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now it's this post...
twinfyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Edgar Allen Poe
porgy_tirebiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:17 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
Goldbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3lomev/my_dad_recalling_his_first_mission_as_a_combat/
Dezib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:25 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably either this or this
DannyVandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine are mainly 'hey reddit I found a safe' and then OPs not delivering. My saved section is a list of bitter disappointments.
MrMiax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/TDZVASd.gif Gets me every time.
Unitmikey7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
PET?PAT?POT?
poltergoose420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably just some poems for my sprog. And also one shorter poem that very creatively explains the idea of meter.
T1mshady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like this whole thread from about a month ago. I find it kind of amusing.
ihateradiohead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/ZXspx50.gif
RNFLanders03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:01 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think everything in mine is NSFW
qwerpoiu43210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:12 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is very recent.
El_Hoxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:11 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A video called "Who is Buster McNut?"
BunkBuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gCv4BVoemE&feature=youtu.be&t=2m45s
KittyHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:21 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shock value
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A hot ass
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoqUmTN6EA
KevinKalber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post.
eroguromania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:44 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
glass thread ใฐใฉในใฌ - Also known as the bible for any Visual kei fan
http://www22.big.or.jp/~yunisan/vi/dic.html
chrespinal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:19 on December 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cats with human hands
Krispyzors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:06 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is so blessed
Krispyzors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:17 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have anything saved because it would be too suspicious lol
popsicleturneddown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:43 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story about that one dude, Carl, Lucy, and the crazy squirrel.
iliveintexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:22 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This post. #someta
released-lobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:09 on May 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
ThePieman22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:27 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet
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WeRtheBork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes Rule 34 blows. other times it does other things..
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[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 22:06:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:22:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
A pic of a black kid alone with the caption "favorite picture of me with my dad." A few comments are saved as well. Always makes me laugh. http://i.imgur.com/srR4Z.png
tmgcopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:36 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna see can you post a link?
Det_Wun_Gai ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This one ive always loved
MagnusCthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've no idea why this post always makes me smile. But it does.
ithinkway2much ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Initially found this in /r/nofap and later /r/funny
Either way, the message was clear for me. Either live my life to the fullest or get a second lock on my door.
http://i.imgur.com/TPBE1m3.jpg (minor NSFW)
IrishladScark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL you can save
Pick234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2px5ai/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
TheyCallMeShitHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:02 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This album of Lela Stars huge ass. Yea, I know it's fake, and I don't give a fuck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:45 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
its kinda... gross
BoerboelFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:47 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/VGPyZ
Or
http://i.imgur.com/hIA7f6V.gifv
Zeldafoof ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A really hot /r/gonewild post.
OrShUnderscore ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:55:47 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
link us
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:07:44 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Please, senpai, link us.
fallenKlNG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Baka! It's Senpai!
Mohumasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:17 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
dalledayul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This piece of glory
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:59 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My taint.
EDIT: Oh, thought you said "shaved section" - sorry.
FunkmasterJoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's porn. But not just any porn! Many videos I've fallen in love with over the years I found on here, all lined up conveniently at a moment's notice, sorted by well written title and subreddit genre so they're easily remembered.
Truly this is a wanker's paradise.
Mathiasb4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post : https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:04 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This amazing photo brings a smile to my face every time I see it
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1010833/thumbs/o-DESMOND-BRYANT-MUGSHOT-facebook.jpg
NoSpicePlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/WeBIgAd.gifv
Whatever this is
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/h4sImQj
Hockeyboy1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably this Gif http://i.imgur.com/Lvunfmu.gif
bombinabirdcage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This fucking guy in a T-Rex suit at the gym.
https://i.imgur.com/Adlj9qV.gifv
dirty_ronin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:26 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/2f4620/jennifer_lawrence_all_leaked_pictures_album/ck5y4uv?context=3
usclone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:32 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
https://i.imgur.com/WKnQwiz.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/07HHmsV.gifv
likelyworkrelated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
EagleThirdEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/10/01/14-416010-2015-09-30/web_cut/mlbtv_511523483_1200K.mp4
Leecannon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/2Ct7uWk.png
SilasTheVirous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Besides the porn? This
satanaintwaitin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fuck off, mate
PM_me_ur_TitsAnSmile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW. But if you're at work, it's worth sneaking a peak. http://imgur.com/a/k9HWE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:10 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/niQXvFv.gifv
-canihavesomeoro- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/Nmbus
This whole album is a gallery of tweets from NBA players before they were famous lol.
Crediit to /u/jewishdoggy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/DYoR7MQ.gifv
roflocalypselol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A comment:
"We live in the age of the sanctified tantrumโthe political and religious furies we dare not name or shame, much less confront.
Students bully college administrators with contrived political demands. The administrators plead they can do better, then capitulate. Incompetent writers pen trite racial screeds aimed at the very society that lifts them above their ability. They are hailed as geniuses. Donald Trumpโs bid for the Republican presidential nomination epitomizes the politics of the tantrum. Heโs angry as hell, and so is his base. Weโre supposed to respect this.
And then there is the tantrum of Islam, another eruption of rage that feeds off our astonishing willingness to indulge it.
Before Fridayโs carnage in the City of Light, the world was treated to the hideous spectacle of Palestinians knifing Jews in Israel. The supposed motive of these stabbings was a rumor among Palestiniansโfanned by Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbasโthat the Israeli government intended to allow Jews to pray on the Temple Mount.
This was a story the Israeli government adamantly denied and every serious person knew was false. Yet no senior Western leader dared call out Mr. Abbas to correct the record. Palestinian tantrums are sanctified tantrums. The violence they breed might be condemned, but the narrative on which they rest has the status of holy writ. It is no more to be questioned than the Quran is to be burned.
โTo counteract the radicalization [in Europe],โ Swedish Foreign Minister Margot Wallstrรถm said in a televised interview only hours after the Paris attacks, โwe must go back to the situation such as the one in the Middle East in which . . . the Palestinians see that there is no future; we must either accept a desperate situation or resort to violence.โ
Here was the sanctified tantrum par excellence: People murder and maim because they have been put (by Israel) to a bleak choice. Rage is not to be condemned but understood, mitigated and mollified.
Later that day, at the Democratic debate, Hillary Clinton and the two noncontenders for the Democratic presidential nomination each refused to use the term โradical Islamโ in referring to the ideological force behind the Paris killings. The furthest Mrs. Clinton would go to naming the enemy was to say โyou can talk about Islamists who also are clearly jihadists.โ
Apparently, however, you cannot mention Islamists who are not yet โclearly jihadists,โ lest some other invisible line be transgressed. To do so might set off another tantrum among people who tend toward violence whenever they are accused of violent tendencies.
Nowhere are Islamist tantrums so richly indulged as in Europe.
Take the Brussels neighborhood of Molenbeek, which turns out to have been home to at least one mastermind of Fridayโs attacks. โIn Molenbeek, the newspaper Het Volk published a study of the local Muslim population,โ I noted in this column in August 2006. โThe editor, Gunther Vanpraet, described the commune as a โbreeding ground for thousands of Jihad candidates.โ โ
For many years the mayor of Molenbeek was a man named Philippe Moureaux, a Socialist best known as the author of the 1981 Law Against Racism and Xenophobia. In 2004 he helped pass a law allowing noncitizens to vote in municipal elections. Roughly a quarter of Molenbeekโs 96,000 residents are not Belgian citizens.
Mr. Moureaux was also instrumental in engineering the political marriage of his Socialist Party with Muslim arrivals from Turkey and North Africaโa Europe-wide phenomenon that accounts for left-wing sympathies for Islamists whose views on subjects such as gay rights or the equality of women are less than progressive.
It was under Mr. Moureauxโs indulgent eye that Molenbeek became what it is. For years, a group called Sharia4Belgiumโno prizes for guessing its goalsโwas active in the neighborhood until a Belgian judge shut it down in February. The Muslim fanatic who last year opened fire on the Jewish museum in Brussels, killing four, also once lived in Molenbeek, as had the man who tried to open fire on a high-speed train in August. โI notice that each time [there is a jihadist attack] there is a link with Molenbeek,โ Charles Michel, Belgiumโs prime minister, admitted Sunday. Nice of him to connect the dots.
I lived near Molenbeek for two years when I worked for this newspaperโs European edition and used to jog along the canal that cuts through the neighborhood. It took no special insight to see what was likely to come out of the place.
Now 130 people are dead in Paris because Europe decided to make a fetish of its tolerance for intolerance and allow the religious distempers of its Islamist communities to fester over many years. Thatโs what happens when you sanctify political tantrums, explain and appease them, refuse to name them, try to look away."
Taygr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of unheralded but it is a post talking about George Bush's intelligence
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3n81ue/til_when_ronald_reagan_watched_back_to_the_future/cvlx486?context=3
Foxlust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not reddit gold but silver!
http://gfycat.com/SardonicOffbeatBustard
Sippingin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sniffing Hairspray on the Staircase.. http://gfycat.com/DelightfulBlackAmericancicada
SinistralGuy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit.
eipdredv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/SD82mQc.gifv
Rafahil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:54 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This Fabulassassin is my favorite thing that I have saved. It's fucked up, but also so funny how he walks away given the context.
redditerraneansea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is the story footsteps from r/nosleep.
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps/
c3534l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the only one anyone else will appreciate is this gif: http://giant.gfycat.com/DefiantBigheartedBactrian.gif
miketdavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:21 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.twerkthatass.com/twerk-by-mia-khalifa-hot-chick-with-sexy-ass-on-her-bed/
If this does nothing for you then I have some bad news.
fralne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:19 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f quality read, anon works it
Billitpro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorites is this because it always makes me smile....
http://i.imgur.com/fDZcUlh.png
thundercatsimulator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:34 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/baPqY
TheMuffinguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:01 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite thing in your saved section?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/ This thread is literally full of insanely funny and enjoyable stuff. I'd recommend you look at it.
Big_Green_Piccolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://vine.co/v/hqELaiT62HW
DispIayy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
A thread of everyone's favorite saved links.
NotADoucheBag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:18 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations on creating a tiny front page.
WillytheSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Get out your lube and tissues
JorensM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:22 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment.
xMoneyShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:13 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a few:
https://i.imgur.com/rahWWEr.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1NpYnp0.png
https://i.imgur.com/pEkYeNm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qHN5z5n.gif
https://i.imgur.com/DMeIuZN.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2CSzmWR.jpg
zBaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:41 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pin-up/WW2 art - http://imgur.com/a/c2JvB
Dragon Snake - http://i.imgur.com/jvl43QY.jpg
lmacleod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:20 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lItkr3MR1I4
Blookar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to view later
theladyfromthesky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
porn and hentai. reddit is pretty much my porn search engine that occasionally gives me a laugh and some useless knowledge.
jjswibbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, I didn't know you could save shit on reddit. Sweeeeeet
axloo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw+gonewild+boobies+legalteens+realgirls+ass+amateur+ginger+nsfw2+voluptuous+milf+celebs+redheads+girlswithglasses+collegesluts+blowjobs+thick+hardbodies+passionx+bondage+womenofcolor+scenegirls+girlskissing+upskirt+dirtysmall+girlsinyogapants+hotchickswithtattoos+nsfw_wallpapers+hugeboobs+nipples+asianhotties+o_faces+beach+snowgirls+gloryhole+highheels+cumshot+thighhighs+volleyballgirls+asslick+blondes+beefflaps+pigtails+latinas+pinkshoes+tanlines+brickhouse+panties+gothsluts+pornstars+smokin+buttsex+cleavage+mandingo+cumfetish+models+pics_nsfw+analporn+datass+ass_cleavage+bikinibridge+girlsflashing+orgasms+nsfwoutfits+lingerie+PetiteGoneWild+funsized+xsmallgirls+GWNerdy+darkangels+jilling+rule34+asstastic+facedownassup+BubbleButts+videogamebabes+videogamebabes+nsfw_gifs+adultgifs+XXX_Animated_Gifs+AsianHottiesGIFS+Hot_Women_Gifs+cumsluts+GirlsFinishingTheJob+serafuku+Annoyedtobenude+braceface+cfnf+chixxx_gifs+ecchi+femalepov+forcedorgasms+gingerpuss+girlsplayingsports+fuxtaposition+HappyEmbarrassedGirls+hentai+hentai_gif+PublicFlashing+shewantstofuck+StealthVibes+TinyTits+Unashamed+yuri+sukebei+Bottomless_Vixens+boyshorts+camwhores+CollegeAmateurs+creampies+datgap+datgrip+FestivalSluts+Fingering+FTVgirls+happygaps+LaundryDay+LipsThatGrip+NotSafeForNature+NSFW_nospam+pokies+primes+pussy+realbikinis+skinnytail+skivvies+TightShorts+treatemright+undies+WtSSTaDaMiT+xart+YogaPants+AmateurArchives+anal+asshole+boltedontits+burstingout+tits+bustypetite+celebnsfw+changingrooms+gwcouples+iwanttofuckher+lesbians+nobsnsfw+onoff+porn+randomsexiness+fuckyeahsexyteens+JiggleFuck+AsiansGoneWild+holdthemoan+WatchItForThePlot+CandidFashionPolice+GoneMild+tightdresses+BigBoobsGW+workgonewild+fitgirls+altgonewild+porninfifteenseconds+60fpsporn+wifesharing+nsfwhardcore+Tgirls+palegirls+TittyDrop+juicyasians+pantsu+suicidegirls+kpopfap+lesbian_pov+MoxiiAndFriends+SoFuckable+Cumonin+trashyboners+slutsbedrunk+russiangirls+SexiestPetites+snapchat_sluts+cosplaygirls+CosplayBoobs+SocialMediaSluts+sheerpanties
confusedchris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:15 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your link broke my Reddit.
axloo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:32 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Careful with it it may brake your dick.
Squeetums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:14 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
same.
21DaBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:04 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/SandyWillingAsiantrumpetfish
nate1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:30 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The thread where someone asked this exact same question 2 months ago
LolTacoBell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/BA0AZnV.gifv
LucidicShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:46 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This persons senior art project
ExynosHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:33 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://gfycat.com/ForkedMagnificentCoelacanth
A great scene from a great show modified just for reddit. I enjoy it a lot.
I also don't have much saved so there wasn't much to choose from. At least I had more than just a recipe for guacamole.
Xanzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for an actual Coelacanth. Disappointment.
MusicSports ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone please aggregate all the good porn links to a reply to this comment? Thanks.
BigDickDonnie420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:07 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/CbAI24b
I've red this at least 20 times and I still laugh
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:15 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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durand216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:31 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like it's time to dive into "festival sluts"
tmgcopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:35 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What was the post?
ZebraRenegade ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:46:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This smash bros set is the most hype thing ever put on the internet. Backstory is in the post.
mregister ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
ExiledAmerican ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:39:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/bYa0hgw.gif
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:28:55 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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V1russ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this link everywhere?
BOYZORZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:46 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you ask stupid questions
V1russ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:09 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's like every 5th post on this thread and I'm not hard right now so it's no use to me!
glitterpumps ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:32:38 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't actually really save anything, I mostly just accidentally save things when I miss a different link on my phone.
Mercurial_Illusion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:56:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
lifelongfreshman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:14:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I only have one thing, and it's pretty awesome. Just start hitting random keys.
T3hDon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:34:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How to make skittles vodka.
Pwnspoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved
Awesomeness577 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:45:16 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A picture of Jennifer Lawrence's butt. It reminds me that everyone is human, also she has a great butt.
tmgcopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:10 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pics or it didn't happen
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/xyhbClK.jpg
tha_funkee_redditor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is very old but I still think it's the best comment on reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ajalo/reddit_teach_me/c0huw2p
usaterror ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:07:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐโญอสโฎอกยฐ )
cons72 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:47:23 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's this thread.
pdavidson0911 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:47:29 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly can't tell you. I save things in case I want to go back to them. But I never actually go back to them.
RambleRant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A graph showing specifically how to do the haircut that I get.
Kmlkmljkl ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:48:36 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2p4e93/an_open_letter_to_the_dad_looking_at_porn_or_my/cmtjsts
AmaBlaze ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:51:37 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am a simple man. I like pussy and tits. And all my friends told me this girls has the perfect pussy. I am yet to inform them she actually pumped it.
http://gfycat.com/PinkRingedCottonmouth
darkbarf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/lI0EWQt.jpg
quitethequietdomino ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:54:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This
Shady50 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:55:56 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
icepho3nix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:18:53 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Either the best joke I've read (link) or the best copypasta I've read (link).
Ayce61 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:25:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wneh9/whats_your_favorite_thing_in_your_saved_section/
This thread
d_buehls ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7OTIMoY5qY
This YouTube video has me crying laughing everytime I watch it.
Mosvicious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:57:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party, but this has always been my favorite story on reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1fl2xd/my_stepdaughter_wants_her_real_dad_to_give_her/
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:02:42 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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ElsweyrFondue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:58 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:27:49 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This entire thread.
cobbs_totem ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:29:12 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread now!
sneakylfc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:31:06 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just saved this thread. Now I have everyone's favorite thing.
aust_b ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:46:25 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin.
JohnApples1988 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:59:52 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread. I will read it later.
CrazyKirby97 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:01:43 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have a chain of folders that say things like "DON'T OPEN THIS" and when you get to the bottom there's a crude drawing of a skeleton with a dildo titled "OPEN UP FUCKBOY HERE IT COMES"
Sugarhoneytits ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:02:02 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've saved this whole thread/post so it's everything within!
dudemandude420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:26:28 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This gets me every time. So extreme https://youtu.be/_efDwEyZVYk
NSA_security_post ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:42:39 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
best without context
http://i.imgur.com/vxFG4b7.gifv
Camwood7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:54:50 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is kind of a paradox.
EastDallasMatt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:00 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All of the times this question has been posted before!
AprilFoolsGold ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:38:05 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-2015103120526774
tby ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:46:38 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there is a saved section on Reddit. Four years later.
quintios ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:48:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think this thread is going to be my favorite thing in the saved section. Thanks all you awesome Reddit people! :)
Jamesg2012 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:00:13 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I found pictures of a guy I went to high school with on /r/GaybrosGoneWild (NSFW).
lilsniper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:14:09 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh man, I feel so gosh dam stupid. This is the first time in my months of being a Redditor that I realized there was a save option....
whelp, this is my favorite thing in my saved selection! cause its my only saved selection :P
Laxperte ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:25:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How can I save it?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:29:49 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's a saved section?
the1whowalks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:52:48 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How does this post not warrant a hint of NSFW?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:02:16 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THIS
whitebarney ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:38:08 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
Maddukks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:57:27 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Mcikf5G.gifv PUNCH ME IN THE LIVER
MozartTheCat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:10:41 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't know. My saved folder is just stuff that I see and want to look at, but can't at the moment for whatever reason (mostly videos that I've saved when I've either already reached my bandwidth allowance for the month so it won't load, or I'm just not in a place where I can watch videos at the time).
As soon as I look at whatever I saved, I unsave it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:11:37 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://tectus.rocks/
because this is the best boss in the world
R34R34 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:35:26 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can own a grenade launcher in the US.
Dassshie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:40:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This Pokemon gif. I lost it every time I watch it. It's titled: "When somebody ate the last pokeblock but nobody will confess"
Bonus: This story about why Pokemon only say their names. It's kind of long, but really good.
Nash_Rambler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:28:52 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a saved section?
cant-press ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:57 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mine would have to be the last few times this was asked. Great answers there
PKMKII ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:08 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/KKgL784.gif
CwrwCymru ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:30 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My latest entry to the list.
entho ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:11 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2px5ai/whats_your_favorite_thing_you_have_in_your_saved/
fraillimbnursery ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:48 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread.
BSer709 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:45 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
2 girls 1 cup
TheFriskyYordle ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:44 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is definitely the best one
Beesore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:43 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you cheated
Justin__D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:03 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So many people have done this that it isn't funny anymore...
augustusglooponface ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:57 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/qVWfQ9a.jpg
srock2012 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:24 on December 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try repost whore.
TakeTheirBacon ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:35 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am a little late woops, but here is mine anyways! http://imgur.com/gallery/2pqnX
LukeInDenver ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 16:25:33 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't save stuff...
Lithgow18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:03 on December 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story, thanks for sharing