What have you searched for, for years, with no luck?

Idk if you can, have tried googling the years you were at that school plus the school name? The district might have it archived or another student has a yearbook, have you talked to any former classmates? I know it only elementry, but I still see former 6th grade classmates on Facebook.

Even if you can't find her, she found you when you needed it. Consider paying it forward, and help someone else who reminds you of little you. If you can't thank her in person, thank her by helping someone else who is in 4th or 5th grade who is struggling with whatever you were.

On a related note, I heard a speaker one time talking about how people are only masters of something when they have "grandchildren" in it: if you've taught someone well enough that they teach someone else (a "grandchild"), that's when you can feel fulfilled as a mentor.

Go to The Web Archive and type in your school's website. The Archive will pull any date the website was online for you, so you can look at the staffing page.

Ok, so I found mine by checking Whitepages, you can do a person lookup on it and it will give you their address along with their home phone, so long as you can assume they lived near where you went to school and you can assume their age.

Maybe phone up an old friend and find a yearbook from then?

Not always but sometimes the city library keeps every year book.

Also try that counties GIS website for home ownership.

Look her up on Intelius.

I used to collect them with my grandparents by going through my grandpas large jars of coins. By large I mean a couple thousand dollars worth. It only took us a day to find all of them and put them in a little book which had each state and a hole for the quarter.

damn! which one?

You're missing one quarter of them? So you still need 12.5 coins?

My grandmother collected FOUR sets of the fifty states collection, one for each of us kids (including me). I have mine lying around here somewhere. It took her about 5-10 years to collect all of them. Pretty amazing actually.

Man I wish I could collect all the US quarters. Living in the UK I'm a bit stuck unless I can find a steady stream of quarters.

How long have you been collecting? I spent a semester in the states and managed to get 2 sets of all 50, plus D.C., Virgin Islands, Guam etc. In fact, I happened to find one of some Fort today.

I'm missing 22 of them. Not to mention a few of the national park ones.

But I do have a 1963 quarter, which is nice, I think.

Same here I'm missing an American Samoa quarter though.

Im still missing a lot but thats cuz im too lazy to fill out the philadelphia side of my collection

I just looked at my collection recently thinking it was complete only to realize my Kansas spot was filled with Kentucky (or maybe the other way around?)

So frustrating!

I am only missing minnesota.

I'm Canadian and I have had the Utah, Denver Mint quarter pass through my hands several times... I'll go home after work and see if I have one in my coin collection.

My ex girlfriend had one and if I can't find one at home I'll bother that bitch for it. She's a frequent AskReddit poster so she will understand.

In the same vein, I need the 2011 Cardiff £1 and the super rare Kew Gardens 50p coin to complete my respective collections.

I just changed a $20 into quarters at the local laundromat to complete my collection. Gotta do what you gotta do.

Haven't found the commercial itself yet, but found this:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/staciebee/5069817181

I wanna see this. Anyone have the link to it?

Kinda reminds me of a scene from family guy. Where a man is describing an asain person and Peter draws this super racist drawing with squinting eyes and a rice hat.

Edit: who those who are curious https://youtu.be/kRB2tLm523c

Yessss I totally remember this!!!

Lolol I remember this one

someone find it!

I've seen this one before.

I can't stop laughing... I hope I see this one day.

Have you asked on r/tipofmytongue?

Commenting to bookmark for later. Hopefully someone finds this for you.

This remind me of this skit from Human Giant, the MTV sketch show featuring Aziz and others before he was anything big.

Expected you to be looking for the criminal

this it? here

I used to be a camp counselor. He probably made it up himself or got it from another counselor who did the same.

Basically he is having blackouts and he's the one moving stuff and when he comes to it looks like everything moves suddenly. The story is of a person losing their mind and a glimpse into that horror.

I'm don't get it. What's the connection between the president and everything moving?

mr president is love, mr president is life

Found it for ya! It's Moving Night by Nancy Holder. Here it is!

Edit: It is actually an HTML file. Don't know where to upload that. So here's a screenshot. In much better format. http://i.imgur.com/wGtmYfq.png

Welp now I'm scared.

Woah.

I told a similar story like this a long time ago, though I was never a camp councilor.

I'm a camp counselor and make shit up like this all the time. Could that be a possibility?

Huh?

Haha wtf.

"No. Advil. I just grunts need the president."

Damn. I'm not even getting the full story in all its glory and I'm freaked out! I want to read it too!

I don't get it.

Don't know that one. Her is one that always scares me. It's very short.

The last man on earth was sitting in his room. There was a knock on the door.

Happy cake day!

In the sixth gen games it becomes a 1/4096 chance. I got my first shiny while playing Black. It was a Woobat. It really sucked, but I kept it on my team because I'd always sworn to use the first shiny I ever caught. Keep up the search, friend! They are out there.

Just get the fucking Red Gyarados and be done with it

I've seen two: one was a zubat, which I caught, and the other was a meowth, which was in the hands of a battle tower trainer. The zubat was over 12 years ago, and the meowth was less than a month ago. It was in the same game. I've been playing more or less consistently that entire time.

Fucking shinies, man.

Oh you think this is bad huh? The only shiny Ive ever found was a shiny Pidgey in Leaf Green. Unfortunately I hadnt delivered Oaks Parcel yet...

I only found my first shiny in Alpha Sapphire, once I gave up searching for one.

And it's a Raticate, but I still love her

I lose interest in things and reset pokemon or make new characters in Skyrim all the time. By biggest regret is resetting my fire red with my first and only shiny pokemon. It was a shiny mankey and was one of my most treasured pokemon.

I didn't get my first legit shiny til black 2 and I was shiny hunting. Wasn't paying attention and almost ran away from it, but got my shiny roselia!

To my memory I've only ever gotten 2 or 3. I only distinctly remember 2 though: my first ever was a shinx (now Luxray) that I got shiny hunting with the pokeradar in gen 4. Second was a random makuhita in emerald that I just bumped into at the beginning of the game

Please explain what a shiny pokemon is. Are these in yellow version or pokemon snap?

If you have any gen 6 games, I can give you one. I have a bunch that have just been sitting in the box

In Gold, during the part where you gotta go grab oaks parcel from Mr. Pokemon i found a ratata that was shiny...before you can get pokeballs

I saw a shiny once, it was a wurmple. I one shotted it, I was so sad!!! It was the only shiny I ever saw...

I've caught 2 of them, one was a Meditite one Emerald, i found it immediately after my repel wore off on Victory Road.

My other one was the very 1st Hippopowdon i ever encountered, i had no idea it was shiny until i battled one 3 badges later in the game

I found a shiny geodude back in my days on the original saphire and ran out of pokeballs. then on pearl i found a shiny noctowl in safari. It ran. then i killed a horde battle whismur shiny accidentally.

I found a shiny Rhyhorn in Silver, but my box was full...

Goddamn, I remember being young and dumb, ran into a green marill in pokemon emerald and killed the motherfucker cause I thought the game was glitched or something. Completely oblivious to shinies. Never since seen another shiny

Makes you feel any better: my first shiny was in lg. It was a Persian for gods sake.

Me too man, me too. I erased one of my games for my husband to play (maybe the Diamond remake?). He gets to the tall grass, you know, before you have pokeballs from the next town. Asks me 'hey what is wrong with this pokemon?' and lo and behold a shiny. And he couldn't even catch it. The world laughs at me.

I farmed for a shiny Electrike for about 15 hours. After around 800 attempts (in Omega Ruby), I finally got that magnificent beast. Before that, I also hadn't gotten a shiny in my 10 or so years playing.

I must have just been stupid lucky with Pokemon Gold. I probably came across 4 or 5 shines in addition to red Gyarados.

Of course, I killed all but one of them by mistake. RIP, orange Electabuzz and blue Voltorb ...

I've gotten one shiny in my entire time playing, but I didn't know it was shiny until later, so I ran away from the battle.

Lol I ran into several shinies as a kid and always killed them because I didn't know better. So don't feel too bad.

In my own games I've come across one shiny - a Druddigon. I freaked out, since I've been playing the games since I was like 10 (24 now). The freaking thing used Dragon Tail first move. I nearly cried.

My fiance is a poke-streamer and has the shiny charm. Twice I've been shiny hunting on his stream and I found a shiny - first was a Zigzagoon (we were hunting for Poochyena) and second was a Tauros.

But I still feel the loss of that Druddigon so hard.

only legit shiny I've seen is a shiny entei in alpha sapphire and the battle lasted so long without me being able to catch it that it ran out of HP and killed itself using struggle. safe to say tears were shed

Got a shiny totadile in silver. Also got a shiny eevee in that same playthrough. Never deleting that save file.

I have seen one exactly once...and I let it get away.

I've had 3 ever (not including the Gyarados at the Lake of Rage).

A Nidoran Female way back in Gold.

And then 2 in Alpha Sapphire on the Same Day (Corphish and Zubat)

Always become part of the team Immediately.

I found a Shiny Swalot in Emerald so I feel like my life is accomplished.

I have a full team by now not counting the ones everyone is given like the Dragonite and the Gyrados, but counting the shiny dratini I found on my own. I have two big old barnies.

The first time I ever played Pokemon it was on my friends DS. It was sapphire I think. 10 minutes into the game and I came across a shiny sableye. I asked my friend why he was different colored, and she yelled "holy shit!" And got it with a master ball.

I played that game on and off for so many years after that and I have yet to come across my own shiny Pokemon.

gibberish

I've had the Minccino that shows up at the beginning of the Gen V games be shiny... it wasn't fun.

I got one, a purple Wrumple in Diamond. Not one since

Got a shiny Spearow in Silver. Then the battery in the cartridge died a few years ago so now the save data is gone 😢

lol got one in an hour of playing and didnt know what it was.

Friend found a shiny Electrike in Emerald. He one shot it. "I don't like shinies"

Finally broke this curse when I found a shiny Kricketune in my Diamond version.

Useless? Yeah. Nature? Terrible. Oh well. Caught it, put it in my PC, checked off of my bucket list.

Shiny?

Gen 6 helps alot. I spent a few weeks (8+ hours per day) breeding my shiny Arcanine. His attack, speed, hp, and special defense IVs are perfect and his defense IV is above 20 but not perfect. Adamant with Intimidate. His name is Mr. Sunshine.

Shiny Arceus here.

edit: and a shiny ditto. Pokémon Platinum

Ah man I found a shiny weedle in pkmn gold at the beginning of the game and I got so excited, only to find out my game no longer saved :(

My first legitimately caught shiny was the very first Hawlucha I encountered in pokemon y. I'm prety sure it was the second or third pokemon I caught since starting the game as well.

At the time I wasn't paying attention so I missed the sparkle effect. :p

My biggest fear is that I might have run across one in the gba games when I was younger and DIDN'T KNOW.

A couple years ago I found a shiny Tentacool in fire red while on my way to the cave where one catches Mewtwo. I didn't know what it was, so I just took my level 90 Venusaur and K.O'd it in one move and continued on my way. Only later did I find out that it was extremely rare.

I got a shiny Wingull and then while I was breeding for competitive Pokemon I got a shiny Bagon and Fletchling. Those three are the ones I've gotten without expecting them.

My first (and only) shiny I only got through Wonder Trade— it was an Eevee, so I evolved it into Sylveon. But I guess that's pretty lucky too, I mean who would ever trade a shiny with Pokerus?

I saw a shiny sandshrew in gold version in my first play through. I don't remember much from that play through except trying to weaken him and killing him by accident

After looking at the comments I have to say you're all a bunch of lucky motherfuckers!

You're telling me! I've got around 300 hours each in Diamond/Black/Y, I've completed the regional dex in each, and I've still never so much as seen one.

One time, I caught a shiny Magikarp in Emerald.

Then I forgot to save.

I got two shiny kyogres and a shiny raquaza :P

I caught my first shiny in ruby/sapphire. It was a gold Magikarp, I thought it would evolve into a gold Garydose. I was wrong.

the only shiny I've seen was a shiny whimsur or whatever the unevolved exploud is called when speed running sapphire

Got my first shiny after almost a decade of playing Pokemon, happened when I booted up my GBA to play some Fire Red to start a new play through about a few hours in I found a shiny Sparrow :/ eh still a shiny though! Only one I have ever found and I have played every game since Sapphire.

knew a guy that had a shiny rayquazar

I bred 1,675ish cyndaquils for my boyfriend and I's anniversary to get a shiney to give to him.

I finally got one in Pearl version. it was a bidoof

I found Pokerus before I found a shiny. Twice. Like how does that happen?

12 year old me found Purple Drowzee at Goldenrod City (Pokemon Crystal) near the Breeding Center and didn't know it is that hard to find to other players until my brother told me.

I chained in ORAS on a Ditto island and after about an hour or so (was drunk, could be longer), I got a shiny ditto! It can happen, just takes a lot of effort I'll never put in again.

I found a shiny minum when I was out of pokeballs :( (in pokemon sapphire)

I sat down the other day, completely determined to spend as long as it would take to hatch a shiny Froakie. First fucking try, dude. All of my life's luck poured into one moment and I wouldn't have traded that moment for the world.

My first ever shiny was in one of the original games, can't remember which. I'd never heard of shinys at this point in my life, note. It was an Arbok (if I'm remembering correctly), and I remember looking at it and thinking 'what the fuck?', killing it and moving on.

Now that I know I'm kicking myself for it.

I've played Pokemon for about 10 years and only got 2 shinies.

So far, the onky shiny I saw was in the "intro" part in Ruby, before you get pokeballs.

I ran from three shinies in one day when I first got Crystal as a kid...

I remember once finding a shiny Magikarp in pokemon ruby when i was 6, i got confused why it was another color but i kept it.

I have gotten one in the 10+ years that I have played pokemon games. Odds mean shit if the only shiny pokemon I have ever gotten in all that time is a whismur.

one in 1/4096

double that one with a masuda method (breeding with a pokemon of another state) to 4/4096 this translate again into 1/1024.

my first shiny was a golden geodude in the original silver

later a mesprit with shitty IV

now i have a lot of them.

double again if you have a shiny bell (pokedex complete)

this raise up the chance

Active shiny hunting is equal parts infuriating and entertaining. I'm sitting on 18 myself - Blastoise, Jynx, Gyarados, Magikarp (seperately from the Gyarados), Sylveon, Vaporeon, Gardevoir, Linoone, Darkrai, Delcatty, Aggron, Starmie, Mawile, Floatzel, Herdier, Mareep, Tranquill, Electivire... next ones I'm after are Noibat and Sneasel.

I have far too much time on my hands and absolutely absurd luck.

My only was a shiny Buneary in Platinum after 8 years of playing. I came across a Chansey but of course the good old one shot kill fml

I've gotten two without shiny hunting. Both of them were Goldeen.

My first one was in Pokemon White (Litwick) and second one in Alpha Sapphire (Sandshrew).

Shiny Tentacruel in Ruby

I had a shiny on my blue version without even knowing it was one. Didn't know til I fired up the cartridge after years.

I got a pokemon with pokerus in my old leaf green game and I still have never found a fucking shiny

caught a shiny Bagon in Emerald. Green Salamance was badass! Also caught a shiny Hariyama in the cave leading to Elite Four

Try the friend Safari in X/Y, you can get a shiny pokemon in a couple hours (usually less actually).

Source: Caught many shiny Eevees in Friend Safari.

My first shiny was geodude. I was soooo happy, then I traded my friend who had a shiny umbreon and I was even more happy. Blue umbreon is sweet :3

Got an onix in heartgold, but i forgot and deleted it. Found a shiny surskit in AS, now safely tucked away in pokemon bank.

Found a shiny Graveler in Sapphire. It was the only shiny I'd ever seen. First move that cocksucker used was self destruct. I'd rather have just never seen it at all.

Don't feel bad, the only was I got, IIRC was a spearow or something similar.

I have a shiny bulbasaur on leaf green version

I got a shiny Weepingbell. Named her Mescaline and kept her close. The only one I've ever caught!

My husband has caught a lot. There are ways to increase your odds without hacking, but not sure of details. Maybe research a little bit?

I only found one and it was a damn linoone in Sapphire, but I sure did keep it forever and is on my Elite 4 team. Headbutt ftw

Maybe this is what you're looking for?

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Any of these?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bGd13l0LqQs/maxresdefault.jpg Right?

Now I want to see this, and I've never even seen it before. I just love Mark.

I know exactly the picture you're talking about

I can't provide what you're looking for here's my favourite gif of Mark

This? http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/19/da/8a/19da8ac8df76383e59e4e1fe3d110e9e.jpg

As a blink fanatic this whole thread full of pics is awesome.

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How about citations that are not from social media. Drives me batshit when my local news bitch reads a tweet out load on the air. If social media is intrinsically involved in the story, OK then.

If I am reading a newspaper article on the city budget process, I don't want to read about what people are posting on social media - I will go to social media myself if that's what I want to read.

Fly Guy?

I've seen that one so many times! The guy has a suit.

I know what you're talking about, I know its on albinoblacksheep
found it: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/flow
or
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/spin

Piggybacking on your comment. It was a cartoon linked on ebaumsworld about ptsd ww2 vets that were homeless and got a war flashback inside of a liquor store??

Something by Amanita Design?

Try /r/tipofmyjoystick if you still can't figure it out, or anyone here has found it for you.

Sounds like one of joecartoons flash animations. He made a bunch of them, with most of them being rather crude and gorey.

http://joecartoon.com/

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I found a four leaf clover once. They are real.

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When I was a little kid, my neighbor had a crappy AC unit that alway leaked chemicals on the ground. There was a patch of clover that grew there, and had 5+ leaf clovers pretty regularly. I think the highest we ever found was 7 leaf.

I used to be able to find one in any decent size patch of clover, it just took a while.

I have a few laminated on my fridge. Lucky genetic mutations :)

Dude. They're real.

There was one summer where my brother basically kept pulling them out of his ass. We were camping and he would look down and find one or slip and fall and land next to one. It was insane.

I had a mutant yard and found over 60 in one sitting. Though I regularly find them in other patches of lawn. Good luck!

I found my first four leaf clover the hard way.

When I was about 6, I was riding my bike on a hill with a narrow path. The front wheel slipped and I wiped out face first and hit hard on my chin. Right directly in front of my eyes 3 inches away was a four leaf clover.

If you try my technique, I'd recommend a helmet and a mouth guard.

I used to find them all the time at my mom's house when I was growing up. I've found them in my new place too.

My brother collected them untill he got like 30 or so, and then just tossed the bunch to the trash.

They are real.

There's a dried out four leaf clover in one of my mums old cool books. Her great gran sent it to her in a letter, whenever one of us has an important test or interview she pulls out the book so we can touch the clover for luck.

I've never seen one growing anywhere though!

MY BACKYARD HAD A PATCH OF FOUR LEAF CLOVERS FOR A GOOD THREE YEARS OR SO

I found a couple 5 leaf clovers and one 6 leaf clover!

Not ALL of them were four leaf clovers, but I'd say a good third of them were, I could find dozens

It's so weird, my ex could find them all the time. Like she probably found 20-30 in the two years we were dating. She could look down at a patch in under 10 seconds and pick it.

I've got a collection of them pressed into a book somewhere, hell you can buy them pressed between glass.

I think something like 1 in 500 clovers are four-leaf. That's way higher than your chances of finding a shiny Pokemon.

Sure, four leaf clovers are real! When I was around 12, I began to find them all the time, for some reason. Usually if you sit down in a clover patch and look for a few minutes you can find one. I had a collection for a while...at least 15 four-leafers, a few five-leafers, and one six-leafer! I don't know what happened to that collection. Maybe I'll begin looking again.

I have a friend who legitimately is really good at finding these consistently. during the sprint/summer she sells them on etsy. I've tried finding them and I couldn't find a single one, but she churns 'em out like nobody's business. she's actually got a 5-leaf clover for sale right now.

I don't know if it has something to do with the specie.....but almost all clovers I've found had four leaves. I live in Costa Rica and maybe we got a different type of clover here.

My mom's ex boyfriend's house had a bunch of clovers in the front yard and we found about 7-10 four leaf clovers. I wish I knew to dry them out before trying to seal them, but I was too young to know better and they rotted in the plastic. I sometimes try to remember where that house is so I might find some more.....

I've found a few. Found one at our regular campsite one time, then next time we were there I was telling someone about it, "It was a fluke, I just looked down at the ground like this, and I spotted it. Haha holy shit, there's one right now! ".

There are 4 leaf clovers in my yard right now. I'd bet you can find one in any patch...

They are very real, I found a small patch of them once when I was little and pressed them in a book I always had with me.

Once I got older and learned they were kind of common mutations it lost the charm a little until I realised that they were mutant plants. Which was cool.

I've found a 7 leaf. 4 isn't unusual.

What do you mean they probably weren't real..? I found a few when I was a kid too

My grandma finds 4-leaf clovers all the time, so they're definitely real! She even found ones with more, up to seven, in fact.

I found one hiking when I was like 12 or something. I wished that my dad would bring home a Wii one day.

Couple months later he brought home a Wii and I freaked out in my head.

Are there seriously people that think they aren't real....? It's just a genetic mutation in a very simple plant. I've got one in my wallet right now, and I've had it for over 15 years. It's laminated. It's not a unicorn.

/r/tipofmypenis

Seriously, go there and ask. Reddit is pretty awesome at their porn sleuthing.

It's never quite as good as you remember though :(

Yeah, that one was awesome.

Well, I, yesterday would have said something like this but last night I finally found this (very obscure) video and it was a glorious moment. Keep searching boys! I believe in you.

If anyone ever finds the video of a women sticking a champagne bottle up another women's ass then has her fart it out all over her face I'll give them an up vote.

It was always the joke porno from back in the day that my friends would make fun of me for having. It was one of those mislabeled videos I had downloaded from Kazaa or something. They were tan women. Somewhat potato quality. It was hilarious so I kept it for a while.

I'll never forget the champagne shooting out all over the place.

Please, continue.

Oh I have one of those too. It was one I remember from the days before I really understand porn.. So I searched things like "flash game xxx." I have no idea why but that was my porn for like 3 years. There's one though that I've never found again but damn I really wish I could!

You ever see the one with the blonde chick and it's made to look amateur though I remain skeptical, but she rides the dude and gets off pretty hard (and says so) and they switch positions a couple times and she keeps getting off (and saying so). At one point she sort of laughs and says "give me a second" and the dude pauses for like 1 nanosecond before putting it to her again?

I uh...what were we talking about?

Backdoor Sluts 9?

The one where the tiny Asian girl is on the phone with her boyfriend while some black dude with a monster dong is just doing all types of stuff. Then at one point whoever she's talking to asks what she's doing and she says she's eating jack in the box.

r/NoFap

Do you mean this?

The image is 109 dpi and 7200 pixels wide. I converted it to 300 dpi (the bare minimum for printing) and kept the width at 7200. I show an image that you could print at 24 x 14 inches without losing too much quality.

That said, I'm not entirely sure how accurate that is because I think the image might have been "blown up." When I zoom in on it it gets a little blurry, so I think at some point down the line someone took the image and made it bigger, which is causing a drop in quality.

looks like a tattooist's wet dream

Look into the software pluging alien skin, it has a really good algorithm for increasing image sizes. It's really good!

Source: myself, educated graphic designer, typograph and largeformat printing.

Any questions? Just ask

You could always hire an artist to recreate it. There was a guy on a tellnotales.yuku.com who did a 3'x5' painting of it that's very close to Davis' original sketch.

Now that I see this, I want it too. Start a petition or something.

I've been looking for one as well. Looked and asked for it for years everytime I went in the art store they had above New Orleans Square. Never saw it.

Depending on what you find out about blowing it up, you could always use www.artscow.com to get it printed to canvas.

You could ask Shaunna Petersen if she's able to provide a canvas version of her study of the painting.

...have you asked for this in a Reddit thread before? I swear I've seen this exact comment before, along with wanting to get it printed onto canvas.

The thing that immediately comes to mind is PRIMUS - Mr. Krinkle.

There's no mirror, but he's in a pig mask playing in an abandoned warehouse with performers around him. Worth a shot.

Fuck that's familiar... NIN or Tool maybe? You have now passed along your curse.

Spit it out from slipknot

Matthew Good-Carmelina

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I WIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Masters of Glass by M. Coleman Easton.

What's it about?

/r/tipofmytongue

For future needs, check out /r/whatsthatbook :)

Oddworld? Ballz? Vectorman?

Superfrog?

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:,(

Are you a boy named Sue?

Same here. I just left Vault 101.

Me too :(

You can have mine! just be sure to lock away your valueables.....

I have my father, but after reading your comment, I need to go and sit down and just reflect on life.

Try Intelius.

Sounds like the kind of job that only exists to catch sex predators.

instructor

How fucking horrible would that job be? The cheerleaders at my highschool in the late 90s were some of the skankiest girls around. I wouldn't want to be the one who had to teach them about not getting diseases / pregnant because it's just a losing battle.

Um...college cheerleaders right? Yeah I'm sure that's what you meant.

sigh

unzips pants

My mom was looking for this one song for like twenty years, and then Michael Buble did a cover of it. She looked at me with wild eyes, almost feral;

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NAME OF THAT SONG?"

"At This Moment?"

She then listened to her favorite version of it on repeat for a week. I haven't listened to it since. :P

Tom's Diner

Try doing that with a song without words, you can't even Google it when you do finally remember how it goes

Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve. My mom used to play it when I was little, but I hadn't heard it in years. Finally, when I was around 15, I heard it in a Krogers. I freaked out and repeated the few lyrics I could remember incessantly until I could get home and google them. What a serendipitous success.

I found mine! It was 99 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY

I also had an anime that I always saw on this one single AMV ages ago and it turned out to be Shamanic Princess

Finding both was so satisfying; never give up taylortob it's worth it if you find it.

The song with the sax solo is called Baker Street.

Post the melody. Even better record yourself humming it and any words you know

darude sandstorm

darude - sandstorm

Headstrong by Trapt

for some reason this comes to mind- Remedy by Seether https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLILV18ut8

not a music video, but it reminds me of this:

http://web.archive.org/web/20061004203547/http://us.mms.com/us/dark/

Yea fuck that.

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I recommend getting used to rejection, its one of the steps along the way to eliminating the fear of failure. A lot of the time it will be a yes anyway

Just do it. I promise if you ask out 5 different chicks, one of them will say yes and will be down to grab a beer or a coffee with you.

Who cares if you get rejected. You didnt have anything to fuck up to begin with and youll most likely never see them again.

She probably ran away because you kept referring to her as "it".

Try converting it to so fa syllables. Maybe then other people can find it for you

So I went to this school get away with food, airsoft, and wrestling. It was great. Well, we talked about being men and becoming good leaders. One of my friends made the good point that "Hopefully you wouldn't judge a guy by how he looks right?" They also talked about other stuff in the same category.

Ok, she is a human being just like you. Possibly prettier but just think about that. Why would you be scared to talk to a guy? Plus chicks dig confidence.

Even if you think she'll say no, at least know that you don't have a shot. Then you'll stop thinking about her so often. It sucked, but it was a huge relief when I finally asked out this girl I'd had a crush on for the longest time, only to find out that she just wasn't ready for a relationship at the time. I asked her out again, but from what she and what some of our (trustworthy) mutual friends have told me, she felt like I was family based on our experience. It fucking hurt, but at least I can move on knowing that it wasn't just a missed opportunity.

I had the same problem. Just think of it like asking your buddy to hang out. Ladies aren't as judging as you think. Godspeed buddy.

There's this thing called "liquid courage" you might be interested in.

if it is any consolation(probably not), the battery probably died and the game is long since erased.

Lost my Pokemon Crystal and Gold. Also somebody stole my first Gameboy Advance at another time. I feel you dude.

My first Pokemon (an Empoleon named Wave) got lost when my DS that had his game cartridge in got stolen from my house. I know the pain dude.

Lost my pokermon crystal. It had my lv 100 arcanine on it. Unfortunately I didn't have my starter because I was dumb and released it :(

Similarly, my old GBA, my old GameCube, and my old crappy CRTV, along with my copy of Pokémon Emerald and an old copy of SSBM. I just want to play Melee without HD lag, goddamnit. Luckily I found a crappy CRTV for $5 at a garage sale, so I didn't have to spend ridiculous amount of money on a decent one. It gets the job done, and it feels so much better to play Sega Genesis, NES, and sometimes GC games on it than on an HDTV.

My cousin hid my Pokemon Gold for Gameboy Color, then forgot about it. When I asked her, she no longer remembers. I will now never beat that game.

You're a great friend

I could see this being a movie.

honey, where are my paaaaaaaannnnnts?

Switch to a kilt. Problem solved!

AND NO ONE EVER WANTS TO DANCE WITH A FOOL WHO WENT AND

RIPPED HIS PANTS

Fuck pants and fuck you.

Remember when you were young and your mother would tell you: ''son, you might meet strange people on the streets, offering you drugs'' Well, I am still waiting for those magnanimous fellas.

Right? Why did I have to start smoking after college.

For years? With no luck?

Ask the kitchen crew at a local restaurant. Maybe spend some time getting to know them a little first.

Where do you live? What kind o drugs?

Go to a party, ask some people you know smoke weed. They usually have contact with dealers. Then ask the dealer if they know how to get any drugs.

/r/darknetmarkets

Not sure what you are looking for, but if it's weed try webehigh.com

Hmu

A lot of people bitch about the price of legal weed but I can't complain. I've been forced to do the dealer song and dance for 20 years, I love buying from a store.

Where I'm from people just order their drugs through stores in Tor to their home address. Just read an article about it in our biggest news paper.

Sure thing officer...

Ask the pizza delivery guy

http://imgur.com/gallery/Qb48rIU

I saw this! Like 2 years ago on reddit and I've been looking for it too! Sorry I can't help any more than that.

Love this. It's actually a Chinese comic though - or so I assume from the Chinese characters in the illustration.

The Japanese character for sheep, 羊 - ('hitsuji'), is the same as the Chinese word for sheep, 羊 - 'yáng'. However, here you see a little square next to it - 口 - which gives it away as Chinese (it means 'mouth').

Japanese would be メーメー ('mē mē') for sheep sounds. Chinese is 咩咩 ('miē miē'). In the comic all of the Chinese characters are backwards - I reckon it's probably scanned from a kid's textbook and the English superimposed on the top.

Also, the Chinese character in the 19th panel(躂 - 'dá') is a traditional character rather than simplified, meaning it's most likely from a textbook in Hong Kong rather than mainland China.

(BTW the character in the first panel means 'knock', and the one in panel 5 means 'cough/cry out'.)

This story made me sad.

Dude

This is scary. This is very very scary.

I think that's the episode if F - Troup where Superman brings Jeff to life and they kidknap Mr. Rogers and use thw trolly to run down everyone on Sesame Street. Oscar was the only one alive.

(On that note, I have no clue what you're talking about but it's nice to see someone who also watched Today's Special.)

I feel like that was in one of the low budget barbarian movies that came out after Conan. It sounds familiar.

Are you sure it wasn't "Ring around the skull throne"?

I feel like this is the Secret of Nimh.

Try Eyewitness

Yarr, and e'er since yon whale doth bit me in half, I be lookin fer a girl who will actually like me front.

Cheer up Charlie. The moment you meet a girl is what decides if you're in the gold. Therefore, assume all girls like you. And then move on from the ones who do not.

Dude I feel your pain. Finally found a great girl who was pretty, had great character, smart, kind, and friendly, and she thought I was the coolest guy ever and was super nice, and didn't dislike a SINGLE THING about me. "I just see you as a great friend, I'm sorry."

Instead of focusing on how you can't get a girlfriend, just focus on being the best single guy you can be, just for the point of having a great single life.

After a couple months, you'll probably meet a cool girl and hit it off- if you spend time trying to make yourself better instead of putting the burden on other people, you will suddenly find yourself much more wanted.

I thought I had that once, but it turns out that they probably just liked the attention.

*that also isn't as dumb as a box of rocks.

howzabout a boy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -)

Same bro, people don't accept me for the way I am. I can't stand it

Alright pirate.

I'm in the opposite situation. I'm looking for a girl that I actually like past a month or two. I always get bored with every girl that likes me, and end up leaving after a little while.

Ha! I remember looking for that in like 2007 with no luck! fat chance now! But I believe in you

Amazon?

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Such a great album

This is some crazy shit. Gimme all the details I'm at home with no power bored as fuck.

Track him down, I suppose. I think it's him you need to find, rather than these girls.

Please screen shot the messages. It sounds like you have schizophrenia. The cops usually believe you when you know, you have proof.

If he's been messaging you on Facebook surely you would be able to show the police all those messages? Why don't they believe you?

Oooh, I hope this goes somewhere.

Post in /r/RBI

Holy shit is they ever creepy, makes you wonder what kind of life that monster has, do you think he was like standing in the bushes listening to you when you were a little girl?

What the fuuuck. This is so weird. I have so many questions right now.

Plot twist....this is actually the guy and he's still looking for the girls.

But seriously, if you aren't the creepy stalker person, it might be best for you to leave them alone so this guy can't force you to tell him where they are.

Seriously, post screenshots. Unless you're just fucking with us.

/r/nosleep

Check out where one of the national contests are being held. They have national forestry and mechanics contests to name a few. There will be members from every state there on the team. Shouldn't be too hard to find the ones you are missing.

I'm from Vermont xD

Kodiak Alaska chapter checking in! We also did not find anyone from Maine.

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Ah yeah, she was pushed into the pool by her best friend or bridesmaid or something! I know what you're talking about. Give me a couple of minutes...

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/19bqxg/i_am_rachelle_friedman_chapman_aka_the_paralyzed/

I have/had that game and it was awesome! You can get it on Ebay right now for $7-10.

Cause: clinical depression.
Cure: let me know if you find one.

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Regular exercise, generally.

Depression.

The black dog always chases you.

Antidepressants?

You should visit a doctor friend. I had the same kind of feeling for the longest time, and I just decided it was part of my life. I could never understand because I love my life, I have an awesome job, girlfriend, and everything is going well. But I've always had a really empty feeling. I went to a doctor, and while I'm not saying anti-depressants would help everyone, or even if that's what you should expect if you go to a doctor. But that's what happened with me, and while I've always been cynical when it comes to prescription medication, I have been feeling so so much better recently. I know it's not something that helps with everyone. But if you haven't already, go to a doctor. I've felt that way before, and probably will again, and it's the absolute fucking worst.

It may just be dysthymia but either way medication is usually the only management system.

A company dog is what you need. I recommend something small and easy to care for. The yorkie is probably number one choice like this, all you need to really care for with one is combing them daily, their biggest need is atenttion and worst thing you can do one is leaving them alone all day. It'll cure you right off.