Try cutting your hair!!

Have you been to the doctor regarding it?

"Both tonsil and adenoid tissue has the ability to regenerate if it is not completely removed during surgery. Even a very tiny amount of tissue can cause them to grow back. However, this isn't a common occurrence."

Sorry dude, you dont have superpowers they just fucked up your surgery.

Hell I'll do it. Hold my beer

Are you a titan?

My aunt has had her ovaries removed like 5 times. She was written up in a medical journal because of how weird she is. Most recently, the ovarian cells have started moving, and she was growing an ovary named Lola growing on her kidney.

Have you sustained any scars from injuries?

Maybe you should have had them non-surgically removed.

As someone who just had both of those removed this year due to horrible breath (tonsil stones), I sincerely hope this is impossible and that you're a mutant.

Do it...for science!

My adenoids grew back two times after being surgically removed, both in under a year. Look at my other comment for my other abilities. LOL.

You should really ask the doctor that took them out what the fuck happened. But I doubt this is true...

I had my adenoids surgically removed twice. I had them removed when I was very young, and again when I was 12. The second time sealed the deal. That being said I'm sure you can regenerate OP go cut off your toe!

Come on man, at least you can shoot of the pinky toe. You don't really need it, and if anyone asks why that piggy went to market, you can just tell them you're the next stage of evolution, Man+. And that's all worst-case, if it doesn't grow back.

"Have you ever met a man you had his tonsils removed twice?"-mayor of whoville

One simple trick And Lepors hate him!!

Save the /u/1point21jigowatts Save the world.

Mine, too. Getting them removed the second time sucked worse.

Oh my god I am so sorry. Getting my tonsils out was the worst pain of my life, I couldn't do it again.

save the cheerleader save the world

To everyone saying "Sorry OP, not a superpower" because it's a documented occurrence... screw that. It's documented as being damned rare and any way you put it part of his anatomy grew back after being removed. I think that's pretty damn close to being a superpower.

ME TOO

This should have received gold...just sayin

You are just afraid of Stryker using you for his experiments.

what happened to them when they were cut off? how can you be sure a body didn't grow back around the tonsils and adenoids if you didn't keep them?

Especially since it would take seven years to regrow your toe.

Oh man, I once got planter's warts on my feet, and the doctor told me (after 15 acid treatments) that my skin grows back abnormally fast and covers up the warts before the acid can kill them. Shittiest superpower ever.

Have you contacted the CIA about your abilities?

And, you know, waiting 7 years for your toe to grow back would suck

I've regrow way more of a finger than I think is normal (like a cubic cm) and even more in my foot, but similarly too chicken shit to really test. Possibly immortal wusses, unite!

Oh my, I kid you not. I also had my tonsils and adenoids removed when I was in 1st grade. So, when I was in high school and the doctor told me my tonsils were very swollen, thats the day I discovered I can regenerate.

This happened to me too! I had them removed twice.

Test your nails first, if it works, then do the toe.

I can touch my tonsils with my tongue.

Mine did too! Three times I had them removed…they're probably growing as we speak!

That happened to my son as well. When you assemble your team, he'd make a perfect sidekick.

Same here. Haven't shot my own toes yet though to test your theory.

a pussy wolverine ?!!!

Done blame you.. i am scared of even paper cuts :P

cut off part of your ear

Fear not, it appears I am a braver man than you as I am willing to do it! Which toe?

You'd be surprised how common that is, not super common but lymph tissue seems to grow back more than other things

how important can a middle toe really be?

I have a supernumerary tooth! Let's team up!

My wisdom teeth grew back.

My brother had a tooth growing out the roof of his mouth.

I cut off the very tippy tip of my thumb with a knife while chopping vegetables last year. It totally grew back. Humans are weird, man.

That's weird, because mine just fell off.

Go see my friend Torr Eckman. Hes not only gonna cure the tonsils and the adenoids, he's gonna change the whole way you function!

why don't you just start with your arm or leg?

FUCK. I have an adenoidectomy scheduled for tomorrow. I will be so pissed off if I have to get another one.

Titan?

Idk about the adenoids but most people can regrowing tonsils. I couched mine up a few years ago, apparently you can do that too.

I had the same thing too! It sucks to have to get you Adenoids out 3 Times...

You might be a Time Lord

OH LORD please don't let this happen to me. I had mine out in February and had an ambulance ride to the ER with severe bleeding. WORST.

Can you go get circumcised and then report back after the operation?

Do it! Report back findings!

Hurry up and reproduce, the human race could use that ability.

A girl can do this in the show Heroes, she cut her toe off with a pair of scissors to confirm it. I cringed so hard at that scene.

What's an adenoid?.. Sorry for my stupidity

someone needs to deliver, pronto!

Oh Martha Maywho... You ever kissed a man who had his tonsils removed twice?

Fairly certain those are called "tumors," son.

Now I don't feel as bad about not being able to afford getting my tonsils out. If they grew back in after all the trouble that it would have taken to get them out, I'd have been very upset. Why'd ya have em out?

Now I'm paranoid that mine will grow back!

same my adenoids grew back twice! weirdly enough same with my hair and nails

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Are you from Namek?

You can potentially change medical history

Try castration

Yikes. What if... 7 years after your funeral?

Happened to me too. Then I got them taken out again and scar tissue grew over my nasal passage. Had 10 surgeries and steroid shots in my throat to try and fix it. Finally had to get a skin graft from my leg into my throat.

I had mine removed around 5 years ago and I think mine are growing back too :/

George Costanza had that same problem.

This happened to my sister. She had to get her tonsils removed a second time, and it's a lot worse as an adult.

I have a tooth that keeps growing and growing back. Im on my fourth one. Grows too long and has to be pulled. About time for another round of yank and grow, since this one is out of room.

I was born without tonsils my grandfather is the same way. That or they just dissolved.

We need your body for research.

Better yet: try picking your nose. That's a guaranteed confirmation!

Mine grew back too, and I had a second set of wisdom teeth come in. I'm, also, too much of a wimp to go for anything bigger though, so I'll (hopefully) never know...

Cut you left leg! Just kidding, don't do it!!

my fucking tonsils partially grew back too and now sore throats hurt even more now

my doctor was confused when he saw it

That happens to a lot of people. I had an ingrown toenail that was burn out at the root with acid grow back twice. With acid!

Yeah, my tonsils have grown back too, it's pretty common - it tends to happen if you have a shitty surgeon who doesn't manage to remove every bit of tonsil tissue.

Please do report back if you ever shoot that toe off, though.

Are you my sister...?

If you don't want to shoot it off you can use a cigar cutter!

Free meat.

Ace Ventura was a fun week.

Hey, me too! My friends hated me when was watching house of cards.

I have the same ability. Im watching House now, I'll be a presumptuous prick very soon.

Only way I'm able to function socially. I read the crowd then think of a character from a movie or show I've seen to best interact with them, then I channel it. It only last for one evening. :/ You'd be surprise, but Captain Jack from PotC works very well.

I can absorb estrogen from women I'm banging and use that for a limited amount of time.

I remember seeing Ocean's Eleven in the cinema back in the day. On my way home I felt like the biggest boss out there, so cool, so confident. Also, I impulsively had to have something to snack on for the rest of the evening, Brad Pitt style.

I always pick up a bunch of character traits from whatever I'm watching. Sometimes I'm a sassy black woman, other times I'm a badass Spanish hacker.

Sometimes it sucks, you really have to pick the right show/movie.

Ditto.

The week after I binge-watched all of Hannibal I was a fucking baller. Also, human flesh is better paired with olive oil than with butter, fyi.

Were we separated at birth?

please, someone- this man deserves gold.

After playing a video game for a while, I feel lie the main character when I stop playing. After the first time I played Assassin's Creed 3 at my friends dorm, I walked all the way to my next class with my arms positioned to flick out wrist blades before my friend pointed out that I looked like I was still playing.

Also, movies with tough guys who don't give a shit about anything make me forget my anxieties for at least a short while.

I didn't know I shared this superpower until you put it into words, so thanks!

this happens especially while watching sports.

Omg same here. If I ever need to step it up a bit socially at school, I just whip out my phone and watch an episode of Chelsea Lately

Put the coffee down...Coffee is for closers!

This is on par with my motivation to workout after watching Rocky movies

For me that 'limited amount of time' is just about as long as the movie's run time.

I thought I was the only one! I actually read a cool study on this once about how we are affected by situations we see other people in. This is why scary movies scare us, we can be grossed out to the point of feeling physically sick from a gross movie, etc. Our brains make us feel as though we're going through the same situations as the character as a way to learn how to react properly in the same situation were it ever to actually happen to us.

This is why I got a speeding ticket on the way home from The Fast and the Furious.

I watch 8 seasons of 24 in 4 weeks. Sometimes, I feel like I'm Jack Bauer.

You should try watching Limitless then.

I have that thanks to anime :D

Not really confidence, but when I watched The News Room in about two days, the next day at school I behaved... strangely. I was so used to the snappy, snarky, and witty responses from those on the show that I actually managed to be that way for a whole day. When I got home my mother actually asked me if I was on something, just because I was talking quickly and responding quickly as well. It was weird. Only happened once.

Dude. If I watch a movie set in the deep south and all the characters have heavy southern accents I will think, and sometimes even talk, in a southern accent.

try out ryan gosling in crazy stupid love, it's awesome

I remember as a kid, when I came out of the cinema I felt like I was on some kind of weird drug, like I would get so involved in the film that it was a real effort for me to remember what real reality was - who I actually was and how I normally behaved and what was going on in the real world...

Fun Fact: this is because of what are called mirror neurons! Super interesting stuff to google.

I also occasionally forget I'm not actually Batman. Usually just before the ledge.

I totally know what you mean, whenever I start binge watching a show I gain part of their personalities, when I watched prison break I became calculating or when I watched doctor who I became quirky, fast talking and generally eccentric or my most recent blue mountain state binge, drugs and partying all the time. I don't think it's a super power though, probably closer to a deep seated psychological problem now that I think of it

I wish I could throw a hotdog-pack filled with upvotes at this! I have always felt this way (looking at you, Wolf of Wall Street) and never articulated it so eloquently.

i felt the same way after watching Matthew McConaughy in We Are Marshall.

I've got the same thing, except with embarrassment.

Abed from The Community?

So basically, you watch mad men, house of cards, game of thrones, fight club, and house, and you turn into a god.

Thats actually pretty cool, wish i could. Confident tv characters just intimidate me more into submission.

Seriously though, music and characters from shows are my highest form of confidence. I channel their personalities through myself. Probably a form of asperges or something.

Watched 4 seasons of Mad Men and damn was I ever slick for the next week.. may need to rewatch.

I have that ability too! I just have to watch an episode of Tosh.0 where he talks about his girlfriend.

I honestly got confidence and motivation to do well in the job that I have right now from Kevin Spacey in House of Cards. It's been 2 months since I binged and watched both seasons in two weeks, and I've still got it!

Be like David Caruso in Jade.

Anime is really, really good for this. When something awesome happens, if it's written well, you connect with it. You FEEL it.

Empath?

Do you watch Judge Judy? Cuz she's the bomb.

Catch me if you can with Dicaprio is confidence overload.

Sherlock and Ace Ventura were both great times

the thick of it was a fun week

I wonder what confidence level you could attain by watching Hannibal.

Do you watch breaking bad...

Every single Bruce Lee movie

What a great way of describing such a weird feeling. I totally get that.

This happens to me too, I felt great after seeing Limitless.

what has been your greatest absorbance?

Me too!

I went on a Doctor Who marathon once. To this day, when explaining something, I still can't get rid of David Tennant's mannerisms.

Whoa, I'm glad I'm not the only person who could do this. I feel like good movies have a big impact on me and I feel like that influences my character a bit after the movie is over.

I thought I was the only one... Absorption Team unite!

That's called Aspergers

so can i

Abed? Is that you?

I see ninfomaniac vol 1 & 2 straight forward, then have an ugly fight with my fiance, it's not always the best kind of superpower.

rust cole

OMFG! I did this all the time as a kid. Tomorrow I will be Vegeta.

That's kinda creepy.

Yep, not very common but yeah. I've woken up to have someone explain that they came in to wake me up and that I spoke to them so I must have been awake, they left, came back and I was fast asleep. I have no memory of this happening.

This is my life every morning. I get into arguments with my husband, REAL arguments, and never remember them. I've woke up to find letters and my husband gone because of the mean things I've said. His favorite one to quote me on is "fuck you and your mom." He was trying to wake me up for his mom's birthday party.. I'm a terrible wife.

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This happens to me - thankfully only when I'm severely sleep-deprived (so... college) - and once caused me to miss (and fail) an exam. When I WTFed my roommate for not poking me or something when my alarm apparently failed to get through to me, she said I actually crawled down to the foot of my bed where my desk was and turned off the alarm. I don't remember doing this at all. Apparently I have had pretty coherent conversations with people explaining my unwillingness to get up, too.

A friend of mine had this problem and she arranged a wakeup system with another friend of hers wherein they would call each other and have to answer several math problems in order to convince the other person they were awake.

Dude this is me exactly.. my girlfriend calls my sleepy alter ego Bill. He can be a cheeky prick if you try to wake him

I can't sleep through as much (alarms and people talking to me, yes, banging on the door no), but I also have conversations while still alseep. I can also get up, have sex, and go back to bed with no recollection thereof.

I have conversations with my sleeping mom all the time that she never remembers, and while she's usually pretty coherent while asleep, sometimes she just says weird, funny shit,

I once had a fire truck put a fire out about 100' from my open bedroom window and they managed to get my room pretty wet with overspray from fire hose... I didn't wake up. Also I do the talking thing too my Fiance turns the lights on and pushes me out of bed onto the floor to wake me up.... I highly recommend a alarm app called I Can't Wake Up https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kog.alarmclock&hl=en

My boyfriend can do the talking thing too. I have yet to see it in action.

Tell us the breakup story!

My wife has the same thing. She loves to have sex in her sleep.

Me too, I have agreed to work on my day off and got a phone call later in the day to ask where I am.

Same.

Gonna need some elaboration on the break up

Same! I even once slept through a fire drill in my dorm at school. Caused some confusion among the dorm parents and I woke up to several of them running into my room thinking I had died or something.

I used to be like this. Then I fathered my first child. After that the slightest cough will wake me up.

Fuck I thought I was the only one! I have intelligent conversations, read text messages and reply without error, neither of which I can recall once I'm awake, and even incorporate the sounds of my alarms into my dream so I don't get alarmed or wake up.

Oh god yes. I tried to convince my girlfriend that she did, indeed, play League of Legends, and asked her various questions about the characters. I also once told my mother that yes, I did take the recycling outside, and not to worry. Then I woke up to her yelling at me about some recycling thing I had never heard about.

I used to do this as well. I'm a DEEP sleeper. I once had to share my room when I was younger and my brother said I talk all night long..

I've pissed off so many roommates with my alarm going off for hours. I had a roommate try to wake me by setting off two fire alarms and throwing them into my room, nothing.

I woke up while having sex with my wife this morning. I was in charge, and she was digging it.

I had absolutely no idea why that dream felt so real until I realized it wasn't a dream.

I'm also a heavy sleeper. I usually set 4 alarms and sleep with my phone on my face so the alarm will be right in my ear and wake me up. If I don't get that much sleep at night sometimes not even all that will wake me up.

Finally I meet another like me. I have gunfire and earthquakes on my repertoire as well as fire and burglar alarms.

Dan?

It's not just me! I've successfully slept though a fire alarm (that power might kill me some day) and two earthquakes. Also, I occasionally sleep with my eyes open and sitting perfectly straight up.

i feel this needs to be made into some sort of movie or tv show.

I can do that too. I only realised when there was an accident across the road and a bus crashed into the house opposite ours. I had no idea till I got up and there was fire engines and news vans outside my window.

You didn't happen to be a raging alcoholic would you?

I do this too. Sleep walking and conversations also make for further fun!

Something similar, but even more weird - I can fall asleep almost everywhere with no problem, my best achievement is probably sleeping in a room where people played Dance Dance Revolution all night long. Loud. On hard dancing mats.

Yet I can woke up to an alarm anyway.

We share the same super power. Glad to meet one of my own kind.

When I was younger my dad gave me medicine during the night. I slept through it but he says I sat up and took it like I was awake.

SPOILER: He is completely deaf.

We're fucking twins though! Except popcorn will wake me. Sounds like gunshots 800m away andd the shit's fucking delicious

I can sleep through damn near anything.

When I was about 10 on a school residential trip I slept through a fire alarm, the bell was a foot away from my head (I was on the top bunk) I only woke up when my room mates dragged me out of the bed

You lucky. I suffer from mild insomnia and I can't be anymore jealous.

ive walked the dog, navigated the dorms, broken 4 alarm clocks and ate a sandwich while asleep. I'M NOT ALONE?! :)

I wake up to the slightest sounds when im in a shallow level of sleep but when I get into deep sleep, I start dreaming and apparently I sleep talk and sleep walk and can hold intellegent convos and even go to the bathroom. I wake up being told this but not remember any of it.

My roommate once slept through our house being on fire it took dowsing him rather than the flame to get him to wake up.

And this is why, to this day, I have no idea what I actually said when my entire extended family walked in on me napping on the couch, had a ten minute conversation with me, and then left. Apparently I made a lot of promises that I later broke.

Ah ha! But are you also instantly awoken by a very specific thing? Such as the voice of one whom you trust and or love?

An uncle of mine was thought to be dead when his wife couldn't get into the house. After banging on the door, the windows to their room, laying on the horn on the car (they lived where it wouldn't bother anyone), finally she shoves in an unlocked side door that was blocked by a shelving unit, knocking it and everything on it down loudly in the garage, runs to the room and in a soft voice calls to him, "frank?"

"Yeah babe?"

I also have this power. It awakened one college morning. How do I control this?

meee too.

That power let me sleep in class. If a teacher caught me sleeping and woke me up, I'd say I just had my eyes closed and repeat whatever the last thing they said was.

Damn, I'm the same way! My friend's metal band practiced in the garage and I could sleep like a baby on the couch two rooms away. Also didn't go help me girlfriend stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire because I slept through the conversation where she told me to come change it for her. Coincidently, our first date was made during a conversation held when she called during nap time. Couple days later she asked where I was taking her for dinner. I was like "dinner for what?" After she told me I had Don Juaned her in my sleep I just went with it and assumed my brain knew what it was doing in the girlfriend selection process. Married four years in September...

I'm the same way. A few years ago the factory across the street collapsed in the middle of the night. Firemen, police, and emts were there almost 6 hours. I slept through it and had absolutely no idea what happened.

Are you me?

I slept across the hall from a guy like you in college. He had a super loud alarm he would sleep through that would wake me up instead. You petiole are super villains.

I'm pretty sure I have this power too

My sister slept through a tornado that knocked a tree through the roof of her bedroom. She had no clue.

I can too! I love it. I've slept through storms, earthquakes, fire alarms, you name it. I can even text in my sleep. Great to hear someone else with the same awesome sleeping ability (though the downsides suck).

We must be sons of the same mother!

I even got my mum on the phone 7am asking if I was all right. Turns out there was a gas leak explosion very close to where I was living and I slept through all the mess.

Also got neighbours in the past asking me if I was the guy with the alarm at 7am. They were awaken by the alarm. I wasn't. Not even close.

Oh; you live in New York too?

Hahah I fell asleep in a car with 3 shotguns going off around me. I was 14.

inb4 r/thathappened

As a night shift worker living in an apartment complex, this is the super power I wish I had.

A heard of elephants, a marching band and a war can come through my room and I'll still be asleep.

Those doesn't seem like intelligent conversations to be had in your sleep.

Sorry about the breakup. ^{StoryTimepls?}

Ok so, my first night living in the dorms in college I go to sleep after a long day of hauling shit up 4 flights of stairs. I fall asleep early and wake up around midnight to the sound of the front door to the apartment I shared with three other girls closing. I get up to see what is going on because I noticed my bedroom door was open too. So I look outside and this girl comes running up to me saying "are you ExplainLikeImSmart!!??" I say "yes, what's going on?" They look worried and ask if I'm ok. They go on to detail how there was was a fire alarm drill and when I didn't come out of the room the RA and some other girls came in and tried to wake me. The alarm is so incredibly, ear bustingly loud that they thought there was something medically wrong. They shake me and shake me and open my eyes and check my breathing. At that point the alarm was shut off and they decided to go get help. I had heard them leaving when I woke up, completely oblivious to what had occurred. I was so freaking embarrassed. About a week later someone set off the alarm by burning food and I could not believe how loud the alarm was and that I had slept through it. I thought it might be a good idea to get a doctor to check me out after that!

My girlfriend told me I'll talk in my sleep. I guess a few times she has tried to wake me up and I snapped at her pretty bad, no recollection of said events. Feel terrible every time.

:(

I apparently once told my (extremely kind, way too good to me) flatmate Hannah to make me a coffee so I could get up for uni. I woke up 6 hours later with my mug full of cold coffee in the kitchen. Hannah stopped believing me when i told her I was awake after this.

I slept through the fire alarm in my building once. My girlfriend at the time wasn't impressed.

Whoa, are you my wife?

people pounding on my bedroom door, and sirens.

I'm thinking... I want to hear the story behind that event.

I've had roommates and business partners like you. Why can't you assholes just wake up like everyone else?

We both must have slept in the same radioactive chemical spill. I too can sleep through tornado sirens, multiple alarms, and convince people I'm awake with no knowledge of the conversation myself.

Had this phenomenon strengthen a relationship once, and only once. I woke up at the end of what I'm told was fantastic sex. Every morning since has been disappointing and sad.

I had someone come into me to wake me up, for me to tell them while asleep, that In the last hour I had been outside twice, while I was actually fast asleep.

No recollection of it. Was really funny to hear about though

I do this too. Except for the bad habit of when I'm sleep talking I'll agree to anything. Anything.

I have the same power! No sound wakes me. And if it does, I bullshit until they leave me alone with no memory of it happening! Sometimes it's great. Sometimes I'm late to stuff.

Sorry to ask but are you overweight? I used to have this because of an apnea related to my excess kilos.

I'm no doctor, just relating my experience...

I slept through a house exploding a few (?) miles from my house. Still get shit for that from my family.

Man, that's a great way to look at it.

Option A: Things take off and you buy her a drink

Option B: You get a seat at the bar

One of us. One of us. One of us.

What if she's into you though? Then you're fucked.

Holy shit, this is actually GENIUS.

C'mon people this deserves the up vote you've been clinging on to!

There's actually a technique i like to use called 'castling', basically you walk up to her whilst shes seated and take her hand. You spin her, whilst simultaneously switching places with her, and when you're seated and she's standing, you look her in the eyes, grin, and say "oh look, i stole your seat". Works every time, spinning is like catnip to women i swear.

You know what! Blam! That's a great idea right there.

This is gold. I wish I had that superpower...

Hzhahhaha dead

dude, you have the chewing power of a cow.

Wait, eight? Really? Not four? What are you?

Can you post a photo of them? :)

Fun Fact: Freddie Mercury had 6 wisdom teeth. He refused to get them removed because he thought they stretched out his mouth and contributed to his singing ability.

I have none, grew none, x-rays show none growing

I had 6. When I was in high school they took out 5. Now I just have one and that son of a bee sting is causing all kinds of trouble.

Not 232?

I was born without even one wisdom tooth. You must have mine.

I've always bragged about having 5. I'm so pathetic and can only quiver in your shadow.

Same.

Be careful, by the time you get into your thirties, those teeth are going to start cracking from the pressure. To many teeth and not enough space for then.

Your the first person i have ever heard of having that many. People thought i was weird for having 8 wisdom teeth. the only problem is i frequently bite my cheeks

Me too! It's a gift and a curse.

flossing must be a bitch eh?

Me too!

Same! I have all my wisdom teeth and never had to have braces and I've never had a cavity.

I'm just glad to know that I'm not the only one. Nobody believes me when I tell them.

I have the tooth power of No-Wisdom-Teeth-Problems. I will save thousands by not needing unecessary oral surgery.

Jokes aside, I hear more of people getting those teeth removed before finding out if they are a problem rather than those who actually are experiencing a problem. I think of it as one of the biggest scams in dentistry. My mother is getting hers pulled. No one in the history of her family ever had problems with the wisdom teeth, and she doesn't have any problems. But she was told it would be good for her. sigh.

SCIENTIST HATE HIM.

Got a pic of your mouth? I've always wondered if I have wisdom teeth but I can't tell what I'm looking at. My mouth has always looked like this...

I only had three. Can I have one of yours?

I have 5 and they suck, but my mum had 8. I guess I inherited half her super power

How health are they all and what's the toughest thing you can chew?

I only have 4. You must be my Professor Xavier.

Please take a picture!!

My gf just told me about a guy that had 232(i think) teeth removed leaving him with the correct amount of teeth left over 0.o

Here's the link. Sorry I'm on mobile.

I had 5 :)

The constant biting of my cheeks/tongue was my biggest motivation for getting them taken out. I was chewing my poor mouth raw.

I thought I was the only one! I had my wisdom teeth removed years ago and when they went to take them out, the dentist found a second set in underneath and had to remove them too. I got teased for being a genetic throwback because many people no longer grow wisdom teeth as they are unnecessary...

Got any pics?

Thompson's teeth: The only teeth strong enough to chew other teeth!

I had 8 wisdom teeth removed. :/

I had 7 wisdom teeth, plus 3 extra baby teeth in the front. However, because my mouth is small, I had all 7 wisdom teeth pulled, plus 4 premolars to give my remaining 24 teeth barely enough room to all fit nicely. So I've had 14 teeth surgically removed from my mouth, yet still have a full (no gaps or fakes) set of teeth in there!

I don't have any wisdom teeth. I guess my wisdom teeth went to you (or you stole then from me)

I just got my wisdom teeth out this morning; I envy you.

Jesus, I bet you can eat a meal so fast. As some one who's doing a weight lifting bulk, I'm jealous.

I had seven! But six of them were impacted so now I just have one that is still under the gum.

My brother needed an X-ray when he was about 5 and he had 4 wisdom teeth waiting under the skin.

He needed his wisdom teeth out last year and had another X-ray done and only had 3.

Same here, plus I have 4 nipples. We have ape-like jaws haha

I have no wisdom teeth at all. Can't grow them. Either I am not wise ... or am I more evolved?

Best top reply in months. Ty fwiend!

Arguably one of the stupidest comments on here, but made me laugh as much as the "you like that you fucking retard" story. Have a ^

but with great power comth gweat wethponthibilithy. Ow.

Do you type with your teeth??

How? How do they fit?

Hey me too, and it's the worst to bite yourself :(

Cool, I have none, guess you got mine

I liked your comment. Enjoy some gold /u/khosikulu

Me too! And they didn't really hurt coming in either. I'm sure my teeth will be fucked by the time I'm 40 though.

i had 8 wisdom teeth too, but all of mine were removed

are you my soul m8? I have 8 too. Now 7. I had 1 removed. I hope I dont have to for my other 1s.

You can chew off the other guy's toe to see if it'll regenerate.

me too!

Can you take a picture?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Stay away from giving BJs.

A friend of mine has 6 wisdom teeth, and his dad had 5

My dad has an extra set of teeth above his adult teeth, they aren't descending or anything but they're there....which is nice when he played hockey.

I had six before they were removed. My dentist looked at me like an alien when she took the xrays.

and i thought having all 4 was impressive, that is amazing.

Wow I completely forgot wisdom teeth grow on the top of your mouth as well. I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how the heck that many teeth would fit in the back of your mouth on the bottom.

Pics? Plz, OP?

I never grew any wisdom teeth and my dentist says I never will. I'm your antihero

Yeah, well I only ever had two(now one)! Thankfully, the other two don't exist(confirmed by x-ray).

pics please

I was impressed with your insane amount of wisdoms and then the last part of your comment got freaking adorable.

On another note, you have 12 more teeth than I do!

My best friend does this. And I'm like "What the fuck..? Did you have to shit or piss? I thought you said you were shitting? You did shit? Jesus did you even enjoy it?"

how can you do that? does your diet include drinking lube?