๐๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 4287 points ยท Posted at 08:09:10 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Tired and hungry
I felt smart figuring it out it was a river, until I realised I wasnโt in r/riddles
Itโs a really common riddle
C'mon man, let this guy have his moment.
I mean, common riddle for people to get wrong !!
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Nicolas Lyndhurst.
I think that's the wrong answer section
Fuck this shit
Hi tired and hungry, Iโm dad!
gold
This joke was in spy kids 2!
This deserves way more likes
Thanks buddddy
Did you copy and paste this comment from Facebook?
I bet you tried to react to this, didn't you
no no no, we donโt do that here /s
uhh
Curse you
perry the platypus
Oh there you are Perry!
I have no mouth and I must scream.
I have no biceps and I must curl
A river
COL-chuckled out loud
An anorexic insomniac
Hello, Tired and Hungry.
i have a better answer: a college student
Dead
You are currently #27 of all time on this subreddit!
...flowers?
Wait flowers don't have mouths
Wait venus flytraps have mouths
Well really they have resovoirs of sweet spit, but then again who doesn't amirite
...anyone?
An anorexic insomniac would also fit.
Nut and shit
Youโre homeless.
OP is the river Styx
A Medical Resident!
I thought "dead", guess I've been browsing toomuch r/2meirl4meirl
Someone from Africa
so, a student!
Thought were gonna say dead
nope, african
Me?
This is a joke though.
Heh, that was my answer before I saw I was in /r/antijokes, then I knew that was it.
A college student?
An insomniatic anorexic?
Hi tired and hungry, I'm dad(dead(inside))
A crack addict.
an american college student
A struggling millennial
Thatโs me before each time I sleep
A whore.
Flowers
Dead?
River
the answer is ME
Curley7 ยท 702 points ยท Posted at 11:56:02 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I felt smart figuring it out it was a river, until I realised I wasnโt in r/riddles
GenericAutist13 ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 13:17:33 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs a really common riddle
[deleted] ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 14:23:47 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
C'mon man, let this guy have his moment.
GenericAutist13 ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 14:24:22 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, common riddle for people to get wrong !!
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:25:10 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We've restored balance.
MetaFateGames ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:06:08 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A+ recovery
YaBoiSlimThicc ยท -40 points ยท Posted at 15:17:43 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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lamitron ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 17:25:29 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how the sub works r/ihavereddit
imaginarynumber0 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:32:23 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs not how that sub works either. Weโre on Reddit right now
Heckin_Gecker ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:44:46 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/shitwhatnow
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AvrilSnodgrass ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 10:24:55 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nicolas Lyndhurst.
๐๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 10:37:47 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's the wrong answer section
Mosquitocognito ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:32:29 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this shit
pgreen08 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 11:54:07 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hi tired and hungry, Iโm dad!
๐๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:56:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
gold
nicktohzyu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:37 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This joke was in spy kids 2!
Heskpar ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 10:45:54 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves way more likes
๐๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 10:48:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks buddddy
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:37:47 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Did you copy and paste this comment from Facebook?
king140002 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:27:10 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you tried to react to this, didn't you
bitch
Willrocks650 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:04:36 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
no no no, we donโt do that here /s
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:44 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
uhh
supremegay5000 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:43:19 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Curse you
Kuledood543 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:51:24 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
perry the platypus
bhplover ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:55:17 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh there you are Perry!
MidgardDragon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:30:31 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I have no mouth and I must scream.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:15:02 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I have no biceps and I must curl
DeadOfKnight ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:22:32 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A river
occams_machete09 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:39:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
COL-chuckled out loud
Fumby3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:45 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
An anorexic insomniac
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:11 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Tired and Hungry.
lanalikeslilac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:16 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
i have a better answer: a college student
prsn828 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:45 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Dead
Kage-kun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:03:04 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You are currently #27 of all time on this subreddit!
bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:27 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
...flowers?
bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:43 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wait flowers don't have mouths
bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:56 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wait venus flytraps have mouths
bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:50 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well really they have resovoirs of sweet spit, but then again who doesn't amirite
bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:33 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
...anyone?
Jimi-Thang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:43 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
An anorexic insomniac would also fit.
average_dankster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:11 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nut and shit
Lotus_Phoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:26 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre homeless.
kazneus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
OP is the river Styx
Texancalf122355 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:32 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A Medical Resident!
Tsobe_RK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:05 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I thought "dead", guess I've been browsing toomuch r/2meirl4meirl
IHateAphmau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:14 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Someone from Africa
Halfcaste_brown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
so, a student!
wolfdip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:47 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thought were gonna say dead
Syrgihio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:51 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
nope, african
ZeinaTheWicked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:48 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Me?
RosieILuvThisMaguire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:15 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is a joke though.
yParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:16 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, that was my answer before I saw I was in /r/antijokes, then I knew that was it.
TensorForce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:47 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A college student?
TheRuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:45 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
An insomniatic anorexic?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:27 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hi tired and hungry, I'm dad(dead(inside))
TwaTwa02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A crack addict.
LuxReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:30 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
an american college student
Echung97 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:13:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A struggling millennial
MetalCookiePool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:22 on November 22, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs me before each time I sleep
chrispy137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:11 on November 25, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
A whore.
Zestyclose_Hunter789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:06 on October 26, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
Flowers
EnricoDeNero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:40 on November 5, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
Dead?
unrepentantrebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:19 on May 14, 2023 ยท (Permalink)
River
Popular_Owl4685 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:58 on March 4, 2024 ยท (Permalink)
the answer is ME