I have a bed, but do not sleep. I have a mouth, but do not eat. What am I?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 4287 points ยท Posted at 08:09:10 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)


Tired and hungry

Curley7 ยท 702 points ยท Posted at 11:56:02 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I felt smart figuring it out it was a river, until I realised I wasnโ€™t in r/riddles

GenericAutist13 ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 13:17:33 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s a really common riddle

[deleted] ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 14:23:47 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

C'mon man, let this guy have his moment.

GenericAutist13 ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 14:24:22 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, common riddle for people to get wrong !!

[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:25:10 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

We've restored balance.

MetaFateGames ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:06:08 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

A+ recovery

YaBoiSlimThicc ยท -40 points ยท Posted at 15:17:43 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
lamitron ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 17:25:29 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

That's not how the sub works r/ihavereddit

imaginarynumber0 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:32:23 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s not how that sub works either. Weโ€™re on Reddit right now

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AvrilSnodgrass ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 10:24:55 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nicolas Lyndhurst.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 10:37:47 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I think that's the wrong answer section

Mosquitocognito ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:32:29 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck this shit

pgreen08 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 11:54:07 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Hi tired and hungry, Iโ€™m dad!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:56:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

gold

nicktohzyu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:37 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This joke was in spy kids 2!

Heskpar ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 10:45:54 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This deserves way more likes

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Tuhawaiki ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 10:48:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks buddddy

[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:37:47 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Did you copy and paste this comment from Facebook?

king140002 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:27:10 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I bet you tried to react to this, didn't you

bitch

Willrocks650 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:04:36 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

no no no, we donโ€™t do that here /s

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:44 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
supremegay5000 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:43:19 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Curse you

Kuledood543 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:51:24 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

perry the platypus

bhplover ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:55:17 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Oh there you are Perry!

MidgardDragon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:30:31 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I have no mouth and I must scream.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:15:02 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I have no biceps and I must curl

DeadOfKnight ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:22:32 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

A river

occams_machete09 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:39:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

COL-chuckled out loud

Fumby3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:45 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

An anorexic insomniac

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:11 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Hello, Tired and Hungry.

lanalikeslilac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:16 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

i have a better answer: a college student

prsn828 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:45 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Dead

Kage-kun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:03:04 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

You are currently #27 of all time on this subreddit!

bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:27 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

...flowers?

bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:43 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Wait flowers don't have mouths

bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:56 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Wait venus flytraps have mouths

bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:50 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Well really they have resovoirs of sweet spit, but then again who doesn't amirite

bmanfromct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:33 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

...anyone?

Jimi-Thang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:43 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

An anorexic insomniac would also fit.

average_dankster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:11 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nut and shit

Lotus_Phoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:26 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re homeless.

kazneus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

OP is the river Styx

Texancalf122355 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:32 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

A Medical Resident!

Tsobe_RK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:05 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I thought "dead", guess I've been browsing toomuch r/2meirl4meirl

IHateAphmau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:14 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Someone from Africa

Halfcaste_brown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

so, a student!

wolfdip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:47 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Thought were gonna say dead

Syrgihio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:51 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

nope, african

ZeinaTheWicked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:48 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Me?

RosieILuvThisMaguire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:15 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This is a joke though.

yParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:16 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Heh, that was my answer before I saw I was in /r/antijokes, then I knew that was it.

TensorForce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:47 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

A college student?

TheRuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:45 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

An insomniatic anorexic?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:27 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Hi tired and hungry, I'm dad(dead(inside))

TwaTwa02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

A crack addict.

LuxReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:30 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

an american college student

Echung97 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:13:18 on April 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

A struggling millennial

MetalCookiePool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:22 on November 22, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s me before each time I sleep

chrispy137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:11 on November 25, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

A whore.

Zestyclose_Hunter789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:06 on October 26, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Flowers

EnricoDeNero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:40 on November 5, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Dead?

unrepentantrebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:19 on May 14, 2023 ยท (Permalink)

River

Popular_Owl4685 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:58 on March 4, 2024 ยท (Permalink)

the answer is ME