Yeah, I guess traditionally it's not a joke, it was just the fact that I've heard the original since grade school, so it's gotten a bit stale. That coupled with the fact that I didn't pay attention to what sub I was in let this "joke" really take me by surprise.
BP_Ray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:44 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get the joke (Or anti-joke). Why do you say "That's a pretty big word"? In the original joke it's because she's 8, but I don't understand it here.
Crot4le ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:24 on September 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Misdirection. You set up the reader's expectations for the joke to go one way, which is then humourosly subverted by the frankness.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:17:19 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I reflex downvoted this after reading the title, glad I saw the subreddit afterwards.
turdmogrol ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 18:03:45 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My god, this is infinitely more funny than the original
iHeartCandicePatton ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:58:40 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What was the original
turdmogrol ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 01:13:32 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a big word for an 8 year old
JDogg_of_RS ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 01:24:29 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaand now you're on a list somewhere.
metaltrite ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 01:55:23 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'awww, so innocent
blackmon2 ยท -83 points ยท Posted at 22:37:37 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's not. Doesn't even make sense.
forresja ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 22:39:56 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It makes perfect sense with the context of the original.
pirate_door91 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:02:59 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfectly cromulent.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:58:37 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, seems rather shallow and pedantic to me.
LethalLobster8 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:01:30 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I agree. Shallow, and pedantic
turdmogrol ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:43:09 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I guess traditionally it's not a joke, it was just the fact that I've heard the original since grade school, so it's gotten a bit stale. That coupled with the fact that I didn't pay attention to what sub I was in let this "joke" really take me by surprise.
metaltrite ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:55:51 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's an antijoke, numbnuts
meierwalnuts ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:12:22 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the original joke?
lordanubis79 ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 18:28:29 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The original punchline is "I said, "that's a pretty big word for a 10 year old""
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:58:58 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10 year old? Pathetic excuse for a pedo.
oprahspinfree ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:49:36 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give ya two 5's for a 10
tiataa_ama ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:13:06 on December 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deal.
_____username____ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:03:07 on February 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How about five 2's for a 10?
Bobjoephill ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:43:11 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you want to watch me poop
FYouHeironymous ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:14:59 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a child? Because then I know why.
Sweety-Bunny ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:43:45 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed way too hard... it's supposed to be an anti-joke damn it. xD
oaddsandk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:56:26 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anti jokes can be funny too
purpleslug ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:06 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Urrrrrrrrk.
ButtersLeopold09 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:53:27 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An actually funny anti joke rather than "because I'm a pedophile." Thank you for the laugh!
Poopy_Mcgoo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:55:13 on August 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
username checks out
BP_Ray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:44 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get the joke (Or anti-joke). Why do you say "That's a pretty big word"? In the original joke it's because she's 8, but I don't understand it here.
Crot4le ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:24 on September 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Misdirection. You set up the reader's expectations for the joke to go one way, which is then humourosly subverted by the frankness.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:17:19 on August 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I reflex downvoted this after reading the title, glad I saw the subreddit afterwards.