An american, a brit and a mexican is standing by a plane.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MarSchAal ยท 1034 points ยท Posted at 15:27:40 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane.

"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

[deleted] ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 16:28:33 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

This is a properly funny anti-joke. Very rare. Mad props.

IAMADeinonychusAMA ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:52:10 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I'm confused. Can you explain?

OldAccWasCharlievil ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

The normal punchline is that the American throws the Mexican out and says "We have so many mexicans in our country, we can just throw it out!"

IAMADeinonychusAMA ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

ahhhhhhhh. That makes sense, haha

lilchop1996 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:29:40 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Why are they throwing things out before they got into the plane?

maxwell_0 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 16:50:33 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

The grammar is so bad it hurts.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MarSchAal ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I know :(

Deliverance is key.

Cafuzzler ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:46:47 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

If you know then fix the grammar.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MarSchAal ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 17:50:13 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I could fail miserably at recreating the Mona Lisa, it doesn't mean I can do it better the second time.

[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I like your attitude.

joewaffle1 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:34:40 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

-Gandhi

boaronthegate ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:49:58 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like I just found a new motto.

Dudwithacake ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:01:24 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

/r/quotes its either that it /r/quotations

Farren246 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:31:57 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I could flawlessly recreate the Mona Lisa but accidentally glue googly eyes on her. Doesn't mean I won't accidentally add googly eyes the second time, so I might as well not even try.

-OP

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MarSchAal ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:07:09 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I could spend time and energy recreating the Mona Lisa, but as painting the finer details of it isn't as important to me as getting the message in a larger picture across, I will instead show you my draft and let the specially interrested bicker over the details.

Sieg heil.

koshercowboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:23:24 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Remember if you're referring to more than one subject you use "are" and not "is".

An American, Brit and Mexican are...

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:30 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

The grammar are so bad and hurts.

jakielim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:22:41 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

And then everybody dies of asphyxiation because those ignorant guys opened the window while plane was flying.

cefarix ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:36:19 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

You mean hypoxia, if the plane is at a high enough altitude.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:10:58 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

This feels more like an anti-anti-joke. Still good.

MandarinApples ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:14:31 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

AntiAntiJokes are more like "Because the rocks were telling me to make a potato."

analyseforus ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:52:38 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Thats more like a latvian joke.

jakielim ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:21:45 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Rock actually be secret police.

SvenHudson ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:16:05 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

anti-anti-anti-

See we go in expecting an anti-joke but we expand the text to see it continuing as a regular joke, bringing a second anti-. Then the actual punchline is properly an anti-joke, so the regular joke becomes double-subverted.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MarSchAal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:36:19 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

In*, rather.

relevantusername- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:30 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Good post, terribly written though.

FreezingIce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:28 on April 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

This is an actual joke though. I am expecting downvotes but the punchline is "i threw the Mexican out because we have a lot of them in our country."