Cultural obsessions are weird...

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Reverend_Schlachbals ยท 5144 points ยท Posted at 18:50:36 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)


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[deleted] ยท 1130 points ยท Posted at 19:04:37 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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YESWAYHONEY ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 22:23:37 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No. It's not possible!

[deleted] ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 22:36:07 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:04:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

All too easy.

Poshspices ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:43:59 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Can I borrow a feeling?

GreggoryBasore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:25 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Could you loan me a cup full of love?

BeardedKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:21 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's more than a feeling.

LTshrink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Can you lend me a jar of love?

Reddits_Peen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pity custody, boo-yeah!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:53 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Feelings not found.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:01 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You underestimate my power..

no, not relevant?

HotTyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:47 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thats not how the Force works!

AnEpiphanyTooLate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:14:52 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Best quote of the movie.

46n2ahead ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 00:42:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's completely OK to love both sports and star wars. To assume you can't (which op did) seems like something a very young person would say that hates people that play sports.

Warhawk137 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 01:23:41 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, cultural obsessions are a lot less weird than treating real life like an 80s high school movie where you have the nerds and the jocks and never the twain shall meet.

shewrites ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:10:33 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Jeez - you left out the "greasers!"

clearedmycookies ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:20:55 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You might as well have the Tunnel Snakes a well.

shewrites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:02 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Golly, I've never heard of them. TIL! I wonder if there's still such caste systems in place? My kids are grown, so I'm out of the loop.

DrShocker ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 01:23:39 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think OP is directing this meme towards a specific person rather than assuming everyone who likes sports is bored by Star Wars.

I dunno, I guess for some reason I assume people are intelligent enough, I guess there's something wrong with me.

DGunner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:13:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing wrong with having faith in humanity. Faith is actually the best lens to view it through because I'm not gonna lie the human race overall is pretty fucking monstrous. The things we've done, even just to eachother, let alone the rest of the planet...

If we try to think of ourselves objectively things get dark really quickly.

centurion911 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:23 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Feels like the general reaction is a bit harsh, right?

I think it's the wording of the title that made some users have their feelings hurt. Hard to blame them, despite the cringy response.

I relate to this post but would have worded it like this:

"What if I told you that the annoyance some people feel in a world obsessed with Star Wars

Is the same annoyance some people feel in a world obsessed with sports?"

Sure, a lot of people enjoy both; it's 2015, after all. Why that leads to a complete dismissal of this post is beyond me.

chem9dog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:25:35 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is exactly what I thought after seeing this post.

Knary50 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:34:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Young ? Chris Hardwick is 44 and a dick about people that play sports.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

As a matter of fact, OP was reversing a stereotype to prove a point. It hardly makes him wrong that saying so has made this whole thread all huffy and indignant.

46n2ahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:47 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, no OP wasn't. I could taste the salt from here.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:02 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The point was stated clearly in text. If you are to assume that an ulterior point was inferred, than I kindly encourage you to provide a more sensible explanation than "I could taste the salt."

Because I happen to know [ what I consider to be far too many ] people that are honestly convinced that stuff like Star Wars or internet humor is "smart-people shit," and they get rather defensive about it. I also know a good number of people who see sports the same way, and they're all very wrong.

46n2ahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:16 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You know a lot of idiots then.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've seen one or two up close.

[deleted] ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 00:45:08 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

I am an avid PC gamer and generally antisocial soul, but I'll be damned if I miss a Raiders game.

It's almost as if people can have a diverse range of interests.

[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 00:49:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:59:30 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ImaginarySpider ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:40:00 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Was he catching a penalty flag?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:49:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yes he was!

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:41:03 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:56:14 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The penalty was called on the Broncos.

mcgibber ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:25:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Good fuck the Broncos. I look forward to seeing the raiders improve since in my time as a football fan they haven't been good.

murrtrip ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:52:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And they still gave it to the Raiders.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:01 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

I upvote raiders fans on a daily basis!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:43 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:08 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Lol. Damn phone + lack of proofreading. Ty. Fixed.

cuddle_bear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:22:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hey man we're on our way to a .500 season

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Just gotta hand it to those Chiefs next week!

TheMidnightRambler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:59:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, if the Chiefs lose, and the Broncos lose twice, Denver is out (which would be hilarious).

ljackstar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:16:52 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It was going great until you said Raiders fan....

I mean come on man, shoot a little higher

ner0417 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:57:38 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You gotta give a +1 for loyalty, though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:30 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

cant beat the lions level of love

123run ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:01:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Browns fan here...I think he's shooting pretty damn high.

Dubkiller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:06:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Tusken Raiders?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

how do you do it? btw, you might enjoy the dark souls, bloodborne series if you like that kind of pain and suffering.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

8-8 isn't too bad ;)

HoMaster ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 22:55:59 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Or don't care about either equally.

[deleted] ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 23:54:37 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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BadWolfCubed ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:24:35 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Touche, sir. Touche.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:36:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:23 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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cATSup24 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:15:55 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hello #1. I'm #2.

Micori ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:51:47 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love me some star sports

WhizmoAlke ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:02:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Some people don't give a fuck about both equally. I like dranking on patios. That's my obsession. That and if you throw some $5 doubles in on that patio.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:03:26 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:43:07 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm I wonder what word he meant?

KingCharles_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Dunking probably. He's a basketball fan I guess

Knary50 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:35:59 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Purple Drank.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Some people act like "us vs them" for hobbies and interests.

If you think you're blowing minds by posting a meme to reddit, you're a fool.

mygingersoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:39 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Everything is stupid

Everything is bad when you're part of a team

Everything is awful when you're living our hell

Chibberchubber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ok then let's try: Exactly how the rest of us feel about your Facebook posts about your kids.

jmanclovis ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I dislike both equally

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

shocked "No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!"

KariArisu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:30 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Anecdotal I suppose, but within the people I know, pretty much everyone who likes Sports also likes Star Wars. And then you have people who don't like Sports, but still like Star Wars. And then you have me who couldn't care less about either of them, but I have my own hobbies and obsessions so it's not like I can't empathize with their excitement over either one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:16 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like either...

-Tom- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:50 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And some of us dislike both equally.

Thunder_Face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:24 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The older I get, the "nerdier" I realize sports are, at least if you're following closely and Not just casually. It's all about following numbers and stats for each player and team. We even do a lot of advanced stats beyond the basic things like number of goals or shots. Fantasy sports takes this to a whole other level.

paul_aka_paul ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:20:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My cousin and I were watching football, drinking beer and setting up the Star Wars X-Wing Miniatures for battle just a short time ago. It was a great contrast.

Sarahkoren ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:12:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And some hate both equally.

shadow247 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:11:21 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Some people don't give a fuck equally. I am one of them. Well I guess that's not true, I'd rather watch any of the 6 Star Wars (haven't seen the newest one yet) on endless loop than sit through an entire football game in Dallas.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:09 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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shadow247 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:16:06 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Right you are, think I'd rather watch Battle For Endor.

veggiezombie1 ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 19:27:50 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Men, obviously. Women can't like either. /s

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:17 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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Highfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:39 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

In my context, I've dealt with people in their 30s who just cannot grasp the idea of League of Legends being played professionally by some people. They think it's sad and that there's "nothing to really enjoy" from watching it.

You look into their character a little bit and you see that they like Sports and it pisses me off. The principle is the exact same -- it's the spirit of competition between highly-skilled players in a format that you can understand and appreciate. If you don't understand the format (the videogame or the specific Sport) then why, just why would you presume that that principle is any different, still?

My understanding of Football and Rugby and the like is minimal, but I can still look at the games and try to appreciate it, to observe and think "Holy shit, that's pretty sweet". Trying to devalue either one of them is just as insulting to them as it is to the other.

Sports are cool and healthy. ESports are cool as well, just not as healthy.

AKAM80theWolff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:25 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well, healthier actually as you avoid concussions and broken bones playing video games..

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:48:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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Highfire ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:50:23 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like "nerdy" shit,

I'm definitely one of those people that really dislike esports.

You're sending mixed messages. From the first quote I presumed that talking about it would have been a fair point, and from my own experience it was the most relevant thing I could bring up (I have very little interest in Star Wars).

That being said, why do you really dislike Esports?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:53:34 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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Highfire ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:55:23 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not going to list the problems I have with esports because I'm not looking to argue about it, man.

Wasn't looking to argue, either. I'm just curious to have some input from someone with a differing opinion.

It's just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one.

Yeah, I know. Why are you being defensive?

It just isn't for me.

It "just not being for you" doesn't really explain why you'd "really dislike it", though.

thekingdomcoming ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:40 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

Your edit implies enjoying both. The grammar is too incorrect for it to imply disliking both equally.

So I stand by disliking both equally and waiting for this to blow over until deadpool comes out.

wurtis16 ยท -105 points ยท Posted at 23:38:22 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I hate both equally. Star Wars is fucking stupid and watching guys play sports is gay as hell.

Star Trek/BSG/SG on the other hand....

Reedfrost ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 23:49:58 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm glad I got the privilege to learn that about you

wurtis16 ยท -69 points ยท Posted at 00:01:26 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Star Wars is to Science Fiction as Pokemon is to Anime.

Reedfrost ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 00:03:40 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for bestowing us with your superior tastes

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:12:19 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Accessible and entertaining regardless of your age and gender? I agree.

loveskodah ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:48:41 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Good...Good...Let the hate flow through you.

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:44:26 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So you were just born into bad luck or what? Don't like anything good and even people on the internet don't like you

wurtis16 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 02:13:24 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I have excellent taste! Just not for hilljack scifi

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:38 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

hilljack scifi

football

Get gud son

ttmp22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

...are gay as hell.

[deleted] ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 19:48:09 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Am I allowed to obsess over both? or is that too many things to be obsessed with?

passwordsarehard_3 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 22:36:23 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That would be obsessive obsessiveness

Emotional_Masochist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:05:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Obsessively excessive obsessiveness.

Trillen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I probably have this

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:46 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

omg I love loving things tho

Spark_Seeker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

[obsession intensifies]

deegleezy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:20:55 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, I was thinking the same thing! I picked a star wars time so I wouldn't miss the end of the football game.

bullmoose_atx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:33:24 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Bowl games, my team winning the AFC South (potentially), and Star Wars in the same week is something that can happen this year. It is something I will one day tell my grandchildren about.

AKV3chny ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:06:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Too bad there's no UT game to go with it :(

And the goddamn Dolphins shat the bed harder than us vs Notre Dame and TCU.

But in any case fuck OU.

deegleezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:30 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well, my NFL team is terrible, and has been my while life... but bowl games and star wars and the Red Wings in first place in their division will do!

bullmoose_atx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My college football team sucks this year. Breaks my heart. Thankfully, I can enjoy Star Wars and sports. Also, Witcher 3.

deegleezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:07 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What is Witcher 3?

bullmoose_atx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

RPG video game based on a series of dark fantasy books by a Polish author. It's the third game in the Witcher video game series and was extremely well done. It won a bunch of Game of the Year Awards for 2015.

JesusKristo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:08 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My NFL team was terrible for most of my life, then they were good for a few years and then fired Harbaugh. And now we're here again. And lost to the Lions today.

thestareater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:34 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I was about to put money on the lions but instead put it in Seattle and New England. Today was a strange day.

Dick_Butt-Kiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:10 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Solidarity brother. May the second dark age be short and may light soon grace us once again as it was in the days of old

JesusKristo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Idk. I feel like York's the kinda guy who puts the flame out at the end of Dark Souls. By which I mean that's what it feels like he did. Eternal darkness.

deegleezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:51 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks again for that! Love having Harbaugh home.

brodhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:42 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Bruh, we went to the playoffs last year!

deegleezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:40 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It was exciting, we should have won. Doesn't change the fact that in my entire life, we've only won one playoff game.

cerebro9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hell yeah! I'm also a Texans/longhorns/star wars/witcher 3 fan, this doesn't seem as rare as OP thought

bullmoose_atx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:45 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nice! That's like a list of my favorite things :)

MordorsFinest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:17:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

you need to be arrested

you cant be a nerd and a jock. Duh,

rambopr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Does that leave you time for other things?

operatorasfuck5814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:06 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm obsessively obsessing about what obsessions I should be obsessed with.

The_Schwy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:09:50 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You don't belong here.

AmazingMarv ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:33 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You can obsess over anything you want as long as its something worth obsessing over. Sports are great for the athleticism and skill and cheering on your team. Star Wars is great because its exciting and fun characters and lightsabers are badass.

The only kind of obsession I don't get is celebrity culture. But I'm sure someone obsessed over celebrity culture can give me a few good reasons to download Kim Kardashian's app.

Imissyourgirlfriend2 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:26:43 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think you may be compelled to obsess.

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Rhodie114 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 01:27:21 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, I can be equally dissapointed by the prequels and the Eagles

HardKnockRiffe ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:47:34 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Chip Kelly is Jar Jar Binks.

FrozenBologna ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:15:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So Chip Kelly is Darth Plagueis? Does that mean Marcus Mariota is Anakin Skywalker and him being drafted by the Titans is some sort of ploy by Chip to take over the NFL?

SirPuffnStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:51 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Continue...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

messa goin to lead you to win win annie!

buckets41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:37 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit. Is there about to be a full-out war in the NFL?! AFC vs NFC?! ChipBots vs ChipNots?!

Targuinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I actually liked Jar Jar Binks, because the first time I saw Star Wars, I was six or something and he talked funny, so he was the best character in the movie for me

Chexmix36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:34 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Goddamn this hit home

ayovita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't care about Star Wars but my feels about the Eagles this year are so hurt

YESWAYHONEY ยท 441 points ยท Posted at 22:24:22 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Butthurt neckbeard.

[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The real disappointing part is that this shitpost got so many upvotes.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:13:58 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:38:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's like saying, "The real diassapointment is that you went to www.reddit.com and expected people not to shitpost." Since r/adviceanimals is a default sub.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:06 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

the real disappointment is your penis size, ask your wife

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:48 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well I don't have a wife, but I asked your mom, and she says it's big. Even bigger than your dads.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:33 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing beats a fist

ToastedFireBomb ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 22:38:55 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously who the fuck is this directed at?

jest3rxD ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 23:07:57 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Strawmen mostly.

EmileHirsch ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:48:24 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Those fuckers are never on my side in arguments.

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:16 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed too hard at that.

lispychicken ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:52:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Alpha men, successful men, good looking guys, athletic guys, guys who have good luck with women, jocks, gym guys.

This is the same neckbeard who makes hateful statements about fantasy football players in reference to D&D / gaming.

ToastedFireBomb ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:40:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I forgot you can only be a jock or a nerd, there's no room for crossover. Build computers, love star wars, and major in mathematics but also a die hard Hockey/Baseball fan? Nah, that couldn't possibly be realistic.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:30:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's literally me

lispychicken ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly...I'm a nerd who learned how to read complex words from the first edition D&D books..but also is an athlete and big time gym rat. I've heard negative comments from both groups on my choices

Starwind87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:02 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

People who don't frequent reddit, so wouldn't be replying to it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:59 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

People who are going to post this as a self-cringe 5 years from now.

TimTheNinja ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:30:45 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'd wager a bet that this is a passive-aggressive post made in response to one specific person the OP knows.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:44:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This OP needs a life

operatorasfuck5814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:45 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like sports wars. And star sports.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:58 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Because that's a perfectly reasonable possibility and a very common occurrence?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:09 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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MakhnoYouDidnt ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:27:56 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck the Steelers.

Drachte ยท 506 points ยท Posted at 22:59:54 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit what a cringe post

ErectileReptile5045 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 00:28:34 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

NO IT'S NOT, SPORTS ARE JUST A DIFFERENT KIND OF NERD, GRRRRR

Super_Satchel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:45:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You're being sarcastic and facetious, but I'd agree that sports fans, myself included, are total nerds too.

buckets41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm, am a sports nerd

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:35 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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ErectileReptile5045 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:18:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I would just hope people can figure that out on their own, but this is reddit.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, depending how into sports you are it stops being a joke. Not that that's at all a bad thing.

Baseball has been nerdy for decades thanks to statistics and especially saber metrics. Football has gotten that way recently due to Fantasy Football.

The latter has also become fairly mainstream but it's still a very nerdy origin.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:27 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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Drachte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:17 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's not even that, it's the "us vs them" mentality

He's saying if you don't like sports then you must like Star Wars, and vice versa.

[deleted] ยท 841 points ยท Posted at 22:07:15 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The neck-beard is strong in this one.

lost_in_thesauce ยท 375 points ยท Posted at 01:14:26 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Getting dressed up as anime characters and having sex with your female anime character pillow is absolutely no different than people who wear their foolsball jerseys out in public! The difference between the two is that anime is intellectually stimulating while watching sports regresses men back to savages, chasing a ball around a court like cavemen. Sadly, women don't find intellectuals like myself attractive in comparison to these jocks (I call them jokes), who only view them as a sex object. Hell, I've been friendzoned so many times I should make a sport game out of it.

dane83 ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 01:28:16 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Trying to decide if this is copypasta without Googling it. It's good. It's damn good.

lost_in_thesauce ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 01:45:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Your attempt at accusing me of plagiarism is futile, kiddo. Don't push me. You don't want to experience my wrath that only gets unleashed upon my worst of enemies.

paul_aka_paul ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 02:21:41 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is adorable.

pcyr9999 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:31:55 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sup Paul

deathbywahinipanther ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:46:39 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Back off, he's mine.

pcyr9999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:50 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'll fight you for him

notyourbrah ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:36:42 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

esteflo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:48 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What did you say mate?

DGunner ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:10:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Kiddo?

You know it's serious bidness when a neckbeard busts out "kiddo".

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

you tell them, as a former navy seal, SF Ranger, and Recon Marine. people need to know that there are individuals like myself that can murder them in 1000 different ways with just my hands. i am not 12

bigdanrog ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:38:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Why can't we have both?

lost_in_thesauce ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 01:42:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Both? I've dabbled in sports, but faced staunch critisicm from my female cohorts. Meh, c'est la vie as they say. As a male feminist, I respect their decision to scrutinize me, I just wish they would rather focus this energy on more important things like science and philosophy.

hyasbawlz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:23:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nah brah, le philosophy is dead in the face of glorious SCIENCE

mkrsoft ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:37:09 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Everything about you makes me happy

lost_in_thesauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Everything about you makes me happy! Have a happy new year!

yall_cray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Is this... is it sarcasm?

Garrub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:03:36 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It can't be. It's impossible for something on the Internet to be sarcasm if it doesn't end in /s

j4390jamie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Poe's law..

SamAdamsGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:31 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

When did X-Wing pilots get to make laws?

It_is_THAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:35 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
doittothem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:01 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

i appreciate this comment hahahah

Anon_Logic ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Getting dressed up as anime characters and having sex with your female anime character pillow is absolutely no different than people who wear their foolsball jerseys out in public!

Wrong. The people in the jerseys aren't having sexings with their respective sports things.

Torvaltz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:55:36 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's satire ya dingus

Koreanjesus9000 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:18:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So fucking a pillow is the same as training your entire life and accomplishing something very few people can do?

T-Other1 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:53:50 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

M'me-me

ViperT24 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:57:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

One of my best friends but a neckbeard extraordinaire, is obsessed with sports to the tune of regularly standing in his living room alone screaming at the TV as his favourite team is playing.

edit: neckbeards come in all shapes and sizes, and being opposed to sports-obsession isn't an indicator

nitzua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

D&D AND FANTASY FOOTBALL ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING

AuditorOfTheNight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:30 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
onyxsamurai ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 22:53:52 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The_Dude1692 ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 22:25:35 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Who gives a fuck

criminalhero ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:25:41 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is my attitude towards them both.

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 02:56:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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jacls0608 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:58:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Or they don't really care about either.

criminalhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:16 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is the correct answer.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:38 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:56 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hockey is a sport...

criminalhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:57 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yea but it is Canadian so it doesn't count.

criminalhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:39 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't feel superior. I just like hockey. And the outdoors.

Smittee ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 18:55:25 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But I don't like either. What can I obsess over?

McCyanide ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:37:08 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Whether or not stories on reddit are made up for karma.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:32 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

akiva23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:25 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm really curious as to what this number is but i don't want to call it

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:25 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Do it big boy.

Sonendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:07 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So far... busy signal.

segregatethelazyeyed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:38 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yourself, obviously.

One_more_page ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:23 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Final Fantasy, DnD, My Little Pony, Digimon. All sorts of things friend.

Smittee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:32 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Actually....

passwordsarehard_3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:39:19 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Guns laws, global warming, trans rights, legalizing marijuana, anything really. Just pick something and keep talking about it until all your friends and family hate you

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:33 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I obsess over neither. Automotives seem to consume my life. Detailing, modifying, building, racing, etc. We'll accept you if you're hobbyless.

criminalhero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:19 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Emma Watson seems to be a popular obsession.

cadrina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

harry potter

Natten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I too hate popular things.

vanoreo ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 23:29:35 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Inversely, when you get excited about Star Wars, that's how sports fans feel about the thing they like.

AvocadoLegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's like OPs post, but not neckbeard or annoying. I like it.

vanoreo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:43 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think the scenario should be more like "cool, I like things too"

thc78213 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:28:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This guy, this guy gets it.

MikeOfAllPeople ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:03:34 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sports and Star Wars are both pretty much equally popular in America. The only difference is sports are on almost every day.

Gawkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:10 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love the the food at Buffalo Wild Wings. But so many sports. All the sports. Everywhere. So many sports!!! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SPORTS.

Andoo ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:58:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP is smart by not responding to any comments.

ImaginarySpider ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:33:42 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I hate when I listen to someone go on and on about something I'm not all that interested in and then as soon as I mention whatever is catching my attention at the time they just shoot me down and tell me they don't care about whatever I'm talking about it. I didn't give a fuck about what you were talking about but I was being courteous and engaging you in a conversation. My family does shit like this a lot. I see people do it from all obsessions though, whether it be nerds, jocks, people talking about shopping or just anything else. This is a huge sign to me that the person is overly narcissistic and isn't gonna be worth the energy that you put into a relationship or friendship with them. It will probably end up being a very one sided relationship.

jacls0608 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:03:17 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I mean it sounds like you're not putting much effort into talking about what they're interested in either, so there's that.

ImaginarySpider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:38 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a good conversationalist usually. I have my off days, we all do, but some people are just never good at it. I will actively listen, ask questions etc. I can usually get myself interested in just about anything. But I've had friends and family members that love talking about their interests for hours but get very uninterested and distracted when another subject that doesn't have to do with them comes up. Cellphone use makes it even more obvious these days, when people start surfing their phones and just go ugh huh a lot.

AutumnFoil ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 23:59:13 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

never thought id see the day when a shitpost got this high up, you pretentious dickhead of an op

[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:47:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Shows how many fat, greasy neckbeards there are on this site

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:27 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:55 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

found the neckbeard

obadetona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:52 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You must be new here

PEACE1VLAKER ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:06:46 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well now I don't want to gloat about my amazing fantasy team

heyimrick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:10:06 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Mine was amazing all year. Choking in the playoffs =(

irishtrooper117 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:25:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

13-0 in the regular season. Lost the first round of the playoffs.

heyimrick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:52 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much the same. Except I had 1 loss. I feel the pain, brother. Cheers.

PEACE1VLAKER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:23 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Mine choked too. It was actually in the finals today, I think I jinxed myself with this comment :/

ak47blackjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:48 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

In the finals winning by a 53 point margin after drafting eddie lacy first, dez bryant second round, tony romo third.

youngsirr ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Like the cultural obsession to separate people into cliched groups?

butcherbob1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's a human compulsion. Never underestimate the power of doing so, it frequently leads to wars.

Sonendo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:56:09 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Too true, and I say that as a thumb war veteran.

Honk_If_Top_Comment ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 19:39:19 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

CRAZEDDUCKling ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:07:38 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This all too relevant, Arsenal having recently lost 4-0 to Southampton.

not_a_morning_person ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:53:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Trouble with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's the joke.

12minute ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:58:51 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?

limeythepomme ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:05:32 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Trouble with arsenal is they always try and walk it in

K3TtLek0Rn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:58:20 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Too many injuries

p9k ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:07 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hooray. He's kicked the ball.

FuzeGreen ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:56:56 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a nerd and an athlete. I just let other people talk about their obsessions first and talk about what they love cuz I probably like it too

[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:04:51 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's a crazy little thing called "well adjusted" and "sociable."

FuzeGreen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nah I'm pretty awkward and crazy. I just hide better

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:55:21 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That makes you pretty much like everybody else

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:10 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No not really

Beechman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:48:24 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is exactly like my roommate. We're both college baseball players, but he loves pokemon more than anything in the world. He's always hoping that someone else will somehow bring it up first so he doesn't have to.

timeandmemory ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:57:54 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Could you possibly resubmit this, and put more words on it?

Cliqey ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:22:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's interesting how many people are getting so defensive in this thread. It's clearly aimed at the people who are giving shit to Star wars fans for being fans. If it doesn't apply to you, it's not saying you are a jerk because you like sports. It's saying that for the jerks that put people down for what they like, there are things that they like that other people feel the same way about. If you don't do that then it's irrelevant to you.

centurion911 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:49:43 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. It's like people smell something vaguely-neckbeardy and have a visceral reaction that, to me, is in itself kind of neckbeardy.

I related to this post. I don't think people only like one or the other, but I recognize and have experienced that fans of one are less likely to be fans of the other than say, other movies (or other media in general).

I've never been part of the sports culture, but the fever pitch of hype that The Force Awakens reached leading up to its release definitely provided some perspective on what that kind of culture looks like from within.

Its hard to speculate as to why the reaction was THIS negative. I guess it's in the current Reddit zeitgeist to come down very hard on ideas that might be taken as promoting a "black and white" view of the world. From that platform, this is an easy target (nerds and jocks and stereotypes, oh my!).

rooshbaboosh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:08:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That message could have been delivered without wording it in a way that heavily implies that Star Wars fans and sports fans are two exclusive groups. It's no everybody else's fault that OP is an idiot.

Cliqey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Do you have an intense feeling of "I don't give a fuck" when the "world goes on and on about star wars?" If not, then the message is not directed at you, so there is no reason to be defensive. I didn't realize memes were supposed to be doctoral thesis-level treatises.

rooshbaboosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

They're still reflective of a silly mentality whether you like it or not.

Redhawkk ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:08:43 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oddly enough, I never used to watch sports. Then after 3 years of hanging around my friends, here I am on winter break, working on door decs watching the Panthers football game.

Times are changing.

K3TtLek0Rn ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:59:07 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Bandwagon!

TimRattay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:37:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's easy to root for a team when they're 14-1. Times will change again.

rubberneck24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:19 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Is this THE Tim Rattay? The man who caused me so much pain as a kid quarterbacking the niners?

TimRattay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, unfortunately not. Sorry to not disappoint

rubberneck24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:37 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

you can see my confusion

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Plastic

lispychicken ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:45:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like some wallflower, picked last at kickball, perennial social underachiever is mad!

Some of us like both, equally.

Go blog about it, neckbeard

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:16:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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lispychicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:41 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It hits hard to some.

robnir420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:15 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How can this be? Doesn't the world care about the Eagles quarterback situation ?

Dagdaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:01 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
youtubefactsbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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Aiku ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I know guys who make $12/hr as laborers, who can pull any sports statistics right out of memory.

When I mentioned to one of them one day, that he could run his own company, if he just used that brain to remember other, more important things, he looked at me as if I'd just bounced out of the Pacific on a pogo stick.

IAmA_Risky_Click_AMA ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:52:59 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Starwind87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:04:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yup, this is a very similar type of thing to what OP was saying... I've even seen that image posted around and people thought it was funny.

Yet for some reason in this thread almost all of the top voted posts are some variation of "fuck off, neckbeard."

IAmA_Risky_Click_AMA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:11:40 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Probably largely from elitist neckbeards who think that they're not neckbeards because they like sports.

jacls0608 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:06:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What the hell is he talking about? Some of it sounds like he's just saying shit to say it.

Anyway, that taunka "questline" he's talking about is like.. 20 minutes of actual play time. Maybe an hour if you're doing it the first time.

Ten_bucks_best_offer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:39 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The point is he is talking to a crowd who is most likely thinking...

What the hell is he talking about?

Until the punchline.

jscythe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:26 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Or politics, or your kids, or your finances, or your divorce, or your suicidal thoughts, etc. . . .

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:03 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You get it. Just because you don't give a fuck doesn't mean everyone has to know

jscythe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:09 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Actually I was just going for the "no one give a fuck about you, what you think, how you feel or even if you're alive or dead nor should they" angle. But sure. . . What you said.

eldeeder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:26 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You could honestly start spewing names and I wouldn't know if they were from star wars, or sports.

My response meme: http://i.imgur.com/QIBsYaW.jpg

sidekicksuicide ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:58:02 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Han Solo
Hope Solo

eldeeder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:24 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

1: Family Guy

2: Guitar hero bonus level?

Berdawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:42 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Eden Hazard

eldeeder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:33 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Porn?

not_a_morning_person ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:47 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Dale Vardy

wooden_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Who?

eldeeder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:56:58 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He sells ridiculous lawn care products on late night infomercials. They totally make sense at the time, but after you get it in the mail, you realize you could've just used the tools you already have.

not_a_morning_person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:13 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

If you continue chatting shit, you're going to eventually get banged.

eldeeder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:40:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What? I mean his speed tiller may work well where you live, but in my are, the ground is usually too firm come planting season. It honestly just doesn't have the power to break past a couple millimeters. I just ended up using a regular hoe.

not_a_morning_person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:33 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is the problem. You can't just have Vardy without Mahrez. It simply wont work otherwise. It's a symbiotic relationship.

eldeeder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:59:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:28:20 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

didier drogba

eldeeder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:39:14 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Star War

George Foreman

eldeeder ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Star was that guy in the late 90's who declared war on blowjobs and George runs some sort of business that helps feed college students.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, you don't know what a George Foreman Grill is?

eldeeder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:24:41 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Reread what I wrote about George.

Warhawk137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Y'know, I'm gonna try that. Which ones are NFL players, and which are characters from Star Wars?

Max Rebo

Obum Gwacham

Cliegg Lars

Joplo Bartu

Bib Fortuna

Orleans Darkwa

Zurlon Tipton

Depa Billaba

eldeeder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:20:58 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure you just listed The Mighty Mighty Bosstones...

Soljah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

or video games, or anything that one party is interested in and the other isn't

kitofu926 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:17 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love both and I don't go on about sports around my friends who don't follow, and I don't go on about star wars around my friends that don't follow that either. Most people I know are the same way. I don't know who you hang out with.

malachilenomade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:50 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bssoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:38 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bret2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Just like what you like. Who gives a fuck.

AlCapone111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:30 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Or celebrities, reality TV, etc.

Nman77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And if I don't obsess over anything and watch people constantly obsess over shit?

Sidenote: that new pets or whatever the hell it is movie that's coming out soon, with the pets when people are not home, that's gonna be the new minions. There will be memes and other stupid fan made bullshit. I'm calling it now.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:45 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

ok

yall_cray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:03 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I always see memes and other internet haha's when football season starts posted by people who are rolling their eyes about sports fans. Still waiting to see the same about Star Wars..

Cmrade_Dorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:25 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
spider_sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:41 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I see the similarities. But I disagree with this assesment. Only because sports dont really tell a well crafted story.

Lifeception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:47 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What if I told you I don't care about either?

THEK1NG101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:16 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget religion!

Pullo_T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:21 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But will you ever know the feeling of giving fucks about neither start wars nor sports?

Deadbreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And here I am in the middle. Not giving a fuck about either. I have nothing.

zynix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The original founder of /r/standupshots put this best - https://i.imgur.com/Mz08u.jpg -src

JaM0k3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

but... I like Star Wars and Sports...

batquux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Or whatever religion.

damn_you_to_hell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:07 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And this is why I obsess over both sports and nerd culture.

Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

At least Star Wars productions cares so it's people aren't crippled for life for by shenanigans.

CokeRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But, but, I like Star Wars and sports. I don't go paint my dick bleu and green or tattoo a light saber on it but I like both just as well. Shit, I haven't even seen the latest Star Wars and pretty sure my dick brother spoiled bits of it and I'm not sure if it's worth watching.

RogerKickass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sports fans aren't mostly based of 300 pound losers living in their moms' basements though.

Black_Hipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:50 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like Star Wars and Sports

OAKgravedigger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:14 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly don't care if people talk about Star Wars. I see why people are interested in it but it's not my favorite thing.

wolverhampton69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:07 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

DAE trump?

Stylesclash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You're so cool.

thebeefy_T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

M'opinion

BalfazarTheWise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:40 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP is the kid that always got picked last on sports teams.

javyha7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This post is closed minded. I like sports a lot, and I have a friend that loves star wars, we don't really share these interests, but when I want to talk about sports he listens, and when he wants to talk about Star Wars I listen, there isn't a "fuck you I don't like that" moment. I think that's called friendship, but apparently it's a war between the two.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

What is this?

jacls0608 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:21 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, you guys are getting downvoted for saying it's okay to have different ideas and interests and that that doesn't mean you can't like people that don't have those same likes and differences.

Wtf reddit.

4entzix ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What if I told you one was the product of blood sweat and tears of athletes that have spent their entire life to get to the highest level of a sport

And the other was made on a sound studio in Southern California in a couple months

bambamtx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:23 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

You DO realize how much effort is put into their life's work of learning and practicing by the thousands of people involved right? Film makers, sound designers, actors, producers, costume designers, make-up artists, set designers, writers, editors, compositors, prop-makers, musicians and composers work tirelessly to learn and hone their craft and collaborate with others to build stories that touch people and make them come to life on the screen.

4entzix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:50 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Their is no question that a ton of work goes into film and television production

A well made production is a work of art that can stand for decades or even centuries. And they can definitely touch people's lives

But Star Wars is 1 movie or 1 movie series, even if you take all the star wars movies all the Harry Potter movies all the Jurassic park movies and all the fast and the furious movies you don't even have 1/5th of the number of college football games played in 1 weekend.

That's 1 sport, in 1 weekend. So when you want to compare one movie series to "sports" your comparing apples to oranges.

This meme is the equivalent of saying I'm sick of hearing you talk about Friends so I don't care if your sick of hearing me talk about my little pony

You just can't compare the scale of "sports" to 1 movie series

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:53:13 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly lol. Like when ppl try to say video game tournaments are a sport. U just gotta tell those nerds to stfu

4entzix ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:31:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yea they are a sport they put in just as much work and in some cases more work than traditional athletes.

The NFL collective bargaining limits teams to only a handful of practices a week but it's not uncommon for competitive video game players to play 10-12 hours a day

Just because it's not physically exhausting doesn't mean it doesn't require just as much hardwork dedication and team work at physical sports do.

Physics sports have physics limitations, mental sports have menta limitations. Which usually means Esports players practice 4x more a day in season that regular athletes do

serosis ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 00:23:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Glorified, overpayed clowns.

But that is just an opinion. I think sports would be far more interesting if they were payed using real world economics. People would be in it for the fun and not the fame.

And you do not spend your entire life getting into the "highest level" of a sport, you spend the latter end of your high school years and a few of your college years. As long as you are semi-decent you are in.

Although even then, I have seen some terrible athletes.

They are not gods. We are only told as much by their handlers.

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

People at the highest level of mastery of their sport and in close to peak physical condition are >> Glorified, overpaid clowns.

TIL. Most hockey players start at eight years old, most football players start in middle school. Do you think devoting so much of your life isn't impressive, or worth what people are willing to pay? What about the permanent physical damage most professional athletes sustain? Is giving away part of the rest of your life not worth payment either? Athletes are not gods you're right, but their level of bodily mastery, and knowledge of their sport is incredibly impressive and I am willing g to pay to see these men and women in action.

serosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Most hockey players start at eight years old, most football players start in middle school.

If you really want to get technical about it, yes, they do.

It starts off as a fun activity, then a hobby, then a career which lasts until you are at the cusp of 40, then you retire.

There are exceptions, usually in the non-cardio sports like golf or bowling.

Do you think devoting so much of your life isn't impressive

Because that is what everybody else does to get a successful career? No. It is not even as impressive as somebody getting a doctorate in medical science.

or worth what people are willing to pay

What people are willing to pay does not equal what something is actually worth.

Some people are willing to pay exorbitant amounts of money on porcelain figurines while cost, materials, and labor really turn out to only be worth $12.

Watching 22 men fight over a lopsided ball for a few hours while a couple of assholes talk throughout the whole ordeal... I can not even justify that with a serious answer.

What about the permanent physical damage most professional athletes sustain?

Hopefully most athletes know what the possible consequences are before going in. In which case, that is all on them and their insurance.

Is giving away part of the rest of your life not worth payment either?

You make it sound like most athletes never live past 45.

You are glorifying normal people fighting for millions of dollars.

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm glorifying human beings in peak physical condition competing against each other in sport. If all you can see is people fighting over a ball then you just don't understand sports, I imagine you don't like playing sports if you can't see the value in seeing people devoting themselves to sport. I view athletes the same way I see craftsmen, someone who has devoted themselves to mastery of their art, value of skilled labour is incredibly valuable, you don't pay for porcelain figures you pay the person who made it aesthetically pleasing because it's something you can't do. The amount of time and effort put into creating these athletes is why they're paid so much, same with a scientist you don't pay them for what they do, you pay them because they know how to do it. Economically speaking, things are only worth what people will give up for them.

Highfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:03 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The amount of time and effort put into creating these athletes is why they're paid so much,

Well, kind of.

In the end, athletes can get paid one heck of a lot, but one of the reasons why they get paid so much is because they can get paid so much. There is a huge market for Sports and that's where the money comes in. Someone who has worked just as hard in another field (say, someone who has dedicated their life to Science) may not get the same fame or fortune as an athlete, because there aren't millions of people with the same interest in the same marketable way.

Economically speaking, things are only worth what people will give up for them.

Indeed. Though, I wouldn't say that this should diminish anything else you've said. I don't watch Sports or involve myself much in any of them but "Watching 22 men fight over a lopsided ball for a few hours while a couple of assholes talk throughout the whole ordeal..." is just... just ludicrously ignorant, really.

Good argument you've made all-in-all man, but I'd say that you shouldn't try to explain it to most people who don't get it online. Most people really just like to seem to down-play the entire thing just to piss off people they know who care.

serosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I imagine you don't like playing sports

I love playing sports. Watching on the other hand is about as interesting as watching flys fuck and I am no entomologist.

All I was trying to say is if they were payed a normal salary and covered properly by insurance I am sure there would be more people in it for the love of the game than those in it for the cash flow.

Sure there are those in it now for the love of the game, but then there are those who are in it for the money and can influence their position because of it. I.E. all the dog fighting, wife beating, child molesting, rapists who still hold their positions or are still in good standing with their respective organizations because their handlers payed them out.

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:00 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Really? I think a lot of people enjoy seeing the best possible athletes play a game they love to the highest degree of skill and physicality. What would you say is a "normal" salary for these athletes who have to make their lives revolve around the sport , most are insured as well. The instances of shitty people doing shitty things is overblown because they are celebrities, and because a lot of people like to hate professional sports (like the people in this thread). Most athletes never do anything unsavory but that's just not news, it's no different than other celebrities never doing the time. While I like the idea of employing the people who love the sport, that's not how you get the best athletes and thus, a better spectacle.

serosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:47 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I would say... pay them for ticket sales like musicians.

You could halve their current pay and they would still be living more comfortably than most wealthy folk.

Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Why change it to that though? Why stop including things like merchandise and television licensing? They have to broker contracts with their employer to get that cash. Is it just an income equality thing? Because the owners would definitely just absorb any additional funds. Sports teams are businesses and act like it, but hey, why not start a publicly funded league of whatever sports you want to see.

serosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:27 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Merchandising and licensing is payed through management or rights holders, just like everybody else.

4entzix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:55 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Idk man when you are 24 years old playing a professional sport that you started playing at 10 that definitely most of your life.

And they are paid by economic value, sports leagues create markets and players are paid by what the market dictates.

Paying an athlete 30 million dollars may seem like a lot but if the athlete helps the owner make 50 milllion than paying them that much seems reasonable.

They wouldn't get paid as much as they do if it didn't make economic sense to pay them that much

bacobits ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:43:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The euphoric is strong with this one.

No, not everyone who's "semi-decent" gets in at a pro level. There are millions of high school and college football players in the country. Less than 1000 get onto an NFL roster.

But of course I'm sure your enlightened state of mind would realize that.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love both, but hey, that's okay. The important thing is that you found a way to talk down to someone.

HomoRapien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:58 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

DAE think people who like sports are obsessed and crazy?!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:39 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've never met a sports fan that doesn't appreciate Star Wars. Can't say the same about the inverse.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:12:23 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Why don't u care about the best sport in existence u neckbeard

Danimaltanimal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:07 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

If id thought of that id hold back my love for star wars.

epicbeastmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:12 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What if I told you nobody should care either way

chief_erl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:19 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And then there's people like me that equally don't give a fuck about either

nightspark_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:23 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

As a tiny female who loves Star Wars and comic books, ya I get shit all the time as an adult. As a kid, I just got bullied every fucking day for the things I liked. Ya, a lot of people like both, but this seems targeted to those who don't understand that people like different things. I have never seen someone get bullied for loving sports, I'm sure it happens, but not nearly as much as "geeks". I see my little brother still in school get bullied for the same shit!

Muggzy999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I wish the idiots that don't really like sports would quit trying to talk to me about sports when they find out I do like sports. You sound ridiculous.

Rude_Man_Who_Shushes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:27 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I played college football and waited in line for first screening of Episode VII. Damn your stereotypes to hell.

cougar2013 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:27:27 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

At least sports are real

SwearWords ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:52:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Given how shitty the refs consistently are in the NFL, that's a bit debatable. Shit has me reaching for the tin foil.

aDAMNPATRIOT ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 21:52:29 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

More people like sports than star wars you fucking basement dweller

Firedude953 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:29:05 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, that doesn't mean anything about the point he's making.

MakhnoYouDidnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:20 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What's the point exactly?

Firedude953 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:04 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ignore my previous comment it was meant for another thread oops

Firedude953 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:50 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The point is that confusion can go both ways

IcyTrumpet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:17:46 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking wah.

WifehasDID ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

LOL at you, most of us enjoy both

PassionVoid ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Are you a virgin?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:59:43 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What a truly euphoric burn, I tip my fedora to you, gentlesir /s

shot-in-the-mouth ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 01:41:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

found the "athlete"

PassionVoid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:00:52 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've played sports. I've played WoW. I don't have a superiority complex due to either.

Starwind87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:15:07 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Considering you instantly tried to insult someone by calling them a virgin, I'd say you have a superiority complex that may or may not be related to both.

PassionVoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:00 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It was a joke. Lighten up.

PipboysNhoes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:41:46 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Found the kid that got a parking cone shoved up his ass by the lacrosse team in high school

shot-in-the-mouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:35 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Found the kid whose high school has a lacrosse team. And parking cones.

PantherJack89 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:54 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love both tho...

fuckyoubarry ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:41 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

WHY COULDNT YOU POST THIS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. Fuck.

AlmightyZael ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:59:16 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I care about neither...

iAreSmart23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But...but i like both?

Xxdmonster5xX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:52:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Except one is real

Stickupkid4200 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:52:33 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But I don't care about either of them.

MeMeMasterofMemes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:08:46 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nerds

TyrionLannister2012 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:20 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like how it has to be one or the other. You stupid shitlord.

domo-loves-yoshi ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:54 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like neither so...

patfacecatface ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:03 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Welp, you've painted yourself into a corner with this one...

tell_me_im_funny ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:59 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck is this

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't at all warranted but something about this post just makes me angry, I don't even like sports either

Hexagram195 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:48 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like Star Wars and watch like 1 sport. Some people like both.

Somebody has obviously been trashed by some 'jock' at school and is completely showing him up by making a meme.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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What is this?

notITnotIT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:44:22 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What if I told you that your pearl of wisdom is really common sense.

ttmp22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:44:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes people like things, sometimes they don't. I'm just tying to figure out why you compared Star Wars to sports. They're two completely different things.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:08:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf do u do with ur boring life

Golobulus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I hope they do a Chewbacca origin story where we see him as a sports star on his planet and the rest of the wookies are actually all of average human height.

Ezizual ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:56:01 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who likes sports and star wars... a lot... I still don't quite understand.

Mr_Degroot ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

if your a man, when your wife/gf/mother/sister goes shoe shopping

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

If you don't enjoy shoes ur losing out.

Ezizual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:59 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love shoes...

Mr_Degroot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:15:30 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

theres enjoying shoes, then theres buying dozens of shoes because their on sale and I like them

and what does said wife/gf/mother/sister do with these shoes? wears them once or twice then leaves them in a box in her closet.

operator139 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:21:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I never understood sports. It's mostly just a ton of people playing with balls.

jthriller ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:04:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

there isn't a new star wars movie every week though

Blipblipblipblipskip ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:49:49 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like sports. I like scifi. But Fanduel and Star Wars commercials every fucking minute are so god damn annoying. Stop shoving shit in my throat. I'm not a baby fucking bird.

L0NESHARK ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:53:41 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Not as wierd as bullshit dichotomies.

fmanfast ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:08:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holla!!!!

EseJandro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:23:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yay! Sports Ball!

JK. I don't understand either one. -.-

jtj-H ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:09:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But most people like both... i would assume on a scale of 100/1 those who enjoy Star wars also enjoy sports

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:35:05 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Star Wars is just filling the obsession gap until soccer season starts again.

wooden_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:36 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

watch the PL in the break, we get 3 games in about a week over Christmas

TimmyJ292 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:01:26 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜ข but l like both.

twattymcgee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:30:00 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like both. I also like that people have to go out of their way to piss on my parade when I like stuff. It confirms that I have a life.

rooshbaboosh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:04:35 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty silly post. The sentiment is fine but assuming that "the rest of you" who don't like Star Wars are the ones who love sports is stupid. I'm a massive fan of both.

That said, I fucking hate all those self-centred "this is me not caring about Star Wars" posts, as if the masses of Star Wars fans are going to give a shit that one person feels the need to go against the grain and be vocal about how they don't care about the decade's biggest film so far.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:46:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Intrepid00 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:00:54 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say the sports is 100x worst. At least we don't use government bonds to build movie theaters that keep the profits.

TurboSi6x ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 19:57:40 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Why don't y'all get a real hobby and build some shit.

aaron500202 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm confused as to how enjoying something is automatically a hobby. I enjoy Harry Potter, but I don't have a Harry Potter hobby.

bacobits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:22 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

DAE LE STEM MASTERACE!?

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:28 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nerd alert!

Danimal_5 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 00:59:19 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well star wars is for nerds and sports are for cool people.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:47 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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Kojima_Ergo_Sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:50 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Now shuddup about it, we're trying to be morally superior here and you're ruining it

Frostbyite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:59 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Masturbate?

MasterKaen ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:50 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't want to talk about either. Yay.

rick2497 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:33 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, don't give a shit about them, either.

dblknotspy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't give a shit equally.

PoisoNFacecamO ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:12 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well i give no shits about either, am i the 1%?

Basdad ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well put, don't give a damn about either.

chem9dog ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:13 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love sports(some) and star wars both, not all nerd's are stereotypes...

InvaderDem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:57 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine us who hate sports and star wars.

scottmakingcents ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:52 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Whenever my coworkers start talking about sports, I play this song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8

Treepairman ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:56 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Omg whine much?

buttersauce ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:08 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Not really the same. We don't invade/r/funny and advice animals. Also ours is every year. Also ours is not scripted. I like both though.

Doc_Haus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:51 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Shut up nerd. They are both awesome.

machenise ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:16 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But what if I don't give a fuck about Star Wars or sports?

Commentariot ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:27 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Star Wars is meh, and sports suck ass- also religion is ridiculous. I am obsessed with typography, unfortunately the typeface on this meme also sucks.

neebor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:06:13 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
iggyfenton ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:43 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What is this photo from? It looks stupid.

modecai3fingerbrown ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I love sports and Star Wars.

DesertRebel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:34 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

1) Star Wars was fucking amazing 2) How about them Arizona Cardinals!!

Sanhael ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

First, more people are into sports. I can't stand them myself, but c'mon. They're not culturally ubiquitous because we're being oppressed, they're culturally ubiquitous because most people enjoy them.

Second, you're talking about people who act normally. I don't mean "Sports are normal; Star Wars isn't." That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that it's normal to try to strike up a conversation about mutual interests, and sports is a safer assumption in that area, particularly on a day-to-day basis.

They aren't going out in public in costumes pretending to be specific people, creating low-quality homemade prosthetic devices to match the height and body size and physical appearance of their favorite stars. They wear jerseys, or other memorabilia, in a show of support (generally for a person, or a group of people, who actually exist). They try to strike up the odd conversation. That's about it.

Sports are highly social, team-based activities to begin with. If you're into them, there's a lot to talk about. My love of Star Wars is personal. I don't need your input on whether or not the prequels ruined Darth Vader (they totally did) in order that I may enjoy the stories I'm reading, and you providing it may well be unwelcome.

Edit: TL,DR: Enjoy Star Wars. Stop whining about how oppressed your hobby is. I play D&D, Warhammer, Macho Women with Guns, modded PC games, and custom-designed board games; I've got you beat there. Hands down. I will whine until your ears bleed and I guarantee you won't give a shit about the cheesy way my players take advantage of rules that weren't meant to be used that way, Takhisis damn it.

airhead91 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:31 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like Star Wars and sports, maybe you are the problem.

Choreboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:14 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The problem is not what someone likes, it's they way they babble on about it and being inconsiderate to the fact that "other people like other things and that's OK".

EseJandro ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:48 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Go sports!

Jethr0Paladin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

tfw you don't care about either

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:59 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What's wrong with liking both?

throwawaydelshannon ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:37 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm really not interested in either but at least sports don't come with obnoxious, blaring theme music that is played 10,000 times a day in TV ads for everything. I can tune out talking about either but when the music is so pervasive it's a whole new level of annoying.

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:29:29 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:33:11 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You know you can become a fan of something after it gets popular right?

Warhawk137 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:44 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I liked Star Wars before Giordano Bruno figured out what stars are.

Ten_bucks_best_offer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:18 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Really? Because the previous 6 movies, the LucasArts Empire, the Han vs Greedo shootout, "the stormtroopers can't shoot" vs. "the Empire gave them orders not to hit" debate, Swtor, spin off cartoons, EU stories/comics/novels, Jar Jar joke run, and much more, suggests that people have been mentioning Star Wars for a real long time. Probably since like 1977.

There is also this 7 year old sub thingy