I used to do stuff like these when i was a teenager until one time where my friend playfully grabbed my dick as a joke but was hard at that time so it became sexual and it escalated. That was the last time we ever hung out and now I'm in college.
It was in an empty playground. There's a secluded area were we frequently hangout and sometimes do stuff like play cards or gba. We were fooling around, normal stuff like pushing and teasing like brothers. He playfully grabs my dick from behind, like steal a grab but we must've been horny at that time so I let him wank my dick. It was shy at first and we would laugh but I became persistent and grabbed his hand and placed it on mine. We went to an secluded area surrounded by bushes and I asked him to suck, saying that Id suck him after, so he agreed. I came in his mouth and I tried sucking him but I was bad at it so I just wanked him. Nothing unusual really. I've read that this is normal male behavior and nothing to be ashamed of. We still message each other on FB but we haven't hung out in 3 years now.
Sly_Meme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I was thinking. Probably a lyric from some metal band.
Damadawf ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 11:39:45 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread has given me an interesting idea for a horror film: About a psychopathic killer who leaves messages such as the one in the above picture, but gets upset when nobody will take him seriously because his messages come across as though they were written by an edgy 12 year old. Things only get worse for the killer when he finds his victims rolling their eyes at him as he murders them. "Seriously, you're actually going to kill me with a katana? At least I'll no longer have to live with the embarrassment of being in the same room as you..."
Sounds like a plot for korean gore. It usually swings from extremely graphic to deadpan jokes. (the ones I've watched in a local horror film festival).
It does and it is. So this festival have like thematic days, all in horror. I usually for for a full afternoon with several films of South Korea gore and I never check the flyers to see the name - trust me, I'm also upset about it. But the one I remember is named I saw the devil
I thought 5 was better than 2-4, but still no where near as good as 1. God damned writers strike ruined what could have been such a fucking fantastic series
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:00 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was an Edgelord Conference and Camping Retreat there in 2007.
Workshops included "Drawing Pentagrams Inside Hymn Books Surreptitiously" and "Your Grandma is a Fucking Idiot and Why You Should Tell Her on Facebook"
I worked with a somewhat deranged orderly who once used a Sharpie to write "Waiting for the worms" on the vinyl cover of the morgue/body cart. Pretty creepy but I guess he really liked his Pink Floyd.
I heard someone say something like that before, just not in that way. Also it was my professor, my human anatomy professor. She was also in medical school and the person she took apart was already dead. The cadaver was also donated to science. And she probably already knew how the human body works.
You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.
Clive Barker
lawrnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:10 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex-brother-in-law once told me he would love to take a small animal apart to see how it works. He is the kind of person who would do exactly that kind of thing.
![Creepy writing on abandoned hospital wall. [700x1,080]](https://i.imgur.com/motluHb.jpg){kind=link}
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DasHarris ยท 552 points ยท Posted at 04:31:09 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something I would have got on a shirt at hot topic when I was fourteen.
mbirth ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 11:52:17 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also: Perfect gift for a surgeon in training...
TheFuturist47 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:52:06 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The person who would buy that shirt is who made this graffiti.
liberal_texan ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:11:18 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, a surgeon totally wrote this on the hospital wall the day it closed.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I choose to believe you.
Uncle_Erik ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:24:40 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Some teenager probably saw this quote online somewhere and is all "LULZ!!!1!1!!! I freaked someone out LOLOLOOOOL!!!!1!!1!1"
It would be better placed at one of the cringe subreddits.
sethlikesmen ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:01:17 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's less that and more "I'm so dark and edgy. You don't get me, Mom."
twitchedawake ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:26:06 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think youre exaggerating to look cool in front of your reddit friends. Its not that cringy and its not that ridiculous.
ewest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:53:56 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RenaKunisaki ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:13:18 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can lies be real if our eyes aren't real
Freducated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:53 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda like this?
edit: credit: opacity.us
DasHarris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:24 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is so much better.
[deleted] ยท 376 points ยท Posted at 09:03:22 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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EllennPao ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 12:59:01 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to do stuff like these when i was a teenager until one time where my friend playfully grabbed my dick as a joke but was hard at that time so it became sexual and it escalated. That was the last time we ever hung out and now I'm in college.
FrOzenOrange1414 ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 14:19:36 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One minute your friend grabs your dick and the next, you're in college!
Dick grabbing, not even once...
RikM ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:28:17 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But colleges do offer a wide ranee of homosexual clubs and societies.
Stealth_Jesus ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:24:53 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call it Greek Life for a reason
RenTheBunny ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:08:35 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bro job! Bro job!
Leoxcr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:33:40 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOO CHOO
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:45:17 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did he grab it, was it out or were you naked? Also did he grab it with his mouth?
EllennPao ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:55:02 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was in an empty playground. There's a secluded area were we frequently hangout and sometimes do stuff like play cards or gba. We were fooling around, normal stuff like pushing and teasing like brothers. He playfully grabs my dick from behind, like steal a grab but we must've been horny at that time so I let him wank my dick. It was shy at first and we would laugh but I became persistent and grabbed his hand and placed it on mine. We went to an secluded area surrounded by bushes and I asked him to suck, saying that Id suck him after, so he agreed. I came in his mouth and I tried sucking him but I was bad at it so I just wanked him. Nothing unusual really. I've read that this is normal male behavior and nothing to be ashamed of. We still message each other on FB but we haven't hung out in 3 years now.
very_mechanical ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:10:22 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, yeah, "Steal a Grab". Who can forget that whimsical playground game.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:35:18 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I still on this thread...
RenaKunisaki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:14 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/223/919/E7wcB.gif
IvanStroganov ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:59:52 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so. But whatever floats your boat, man..
Boulevardofbrkncream ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:31:46 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk I've had many a dick wagging sleepover
TheNotoriousLogank ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:33:21 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to disagree.
staydope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:53 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have quite a few friends and I've had them since childhood.
Never EVER tought about grabbing anyones dick, and neither have they.
Vetersova ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:11 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh how old were you guys?
adamissarcastic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:46:23 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just say no homo so he knows the deal
Sly_Meme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I was thinking. Probably a lyric from some metal band.
Damadawf ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 11:39:45 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread has given me an interesting idea for a horror film: About a psychopathic killer who leaves messages such as the one in the above picture, but gets upset when nobody will take him seriously because his messages come across as though they were written by an edgy 12 year old. Things only get worse for the killer when he finds his victims rolling their eyes at him as he murders them. "Seriously, you're actually going to kill me with a katana? At least I'll no longer have to live with the embarrassment of being in the same room as you..."
jonosvision ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:10:22 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll call it Super Cereal Killer.
Because he's super cereal about his job but no one takes him seriously.
xKillaBeex ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:46:39 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And should be filmed as a mockumentary.
_angesaurus ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:52:22 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually a great idea.
MY-HARD-BOILED-EGGS ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:08:30 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, a horror/comedy about an edgy neckbeard-mall-ninja serial killer? Yes!
staydope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:22:32 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! As in I'll support this film by upvoting it on reddit but will never waste my time watching this low budget nonsense!
Treat-Me-Exquisitely ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:28 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a plot for korean gore. It usually swings from extremely graphic to deadpan jokes. (the ones I've watched in a local horror film festival).
plipyplop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:40 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I don't mean to derail where the thread is going but, do you recommend any Korean movies that have anything in the realm of:
That premise sounds really interesting.
Treat-Me-Exquisitely ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:43 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It does and it is. So this festival have like thematic days, all in horror. I usually for for a full afternoon with several films of South Korea gore and I never check the flyers to see the name - trust me, I'm also upset about it. But the one I remember is named I saw the devil
plipyplop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:54 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one is so good!
It is one of my favorites and very original.
Treat-Me-Exquisitely ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:53 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know more like that one?
plipyplop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:37 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the problem, I'm pretty much in the same boat as you.
I was hoping that you had a couple of hidden cards up your sleeve.
I might one that's pretty great:
Tale of Two Sisters (Pretty scary stuff... very psychological.)
Treat-Me-Exquisitely ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:19 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Okay, I'm saving this and if I find some kickass korean gore film I'll send you the title :)
plipyplop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:03 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
zandefloss ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 07:52:28 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3edgy5me
pishiver ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 08:48:57 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silar?
thegreatinsulto ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:36:18 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, actual Silar quote
btchombre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:28 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You beat me to it. My thoughts exactly.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:37:51 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More planning went into this quote than went into seasons 2-5 of Heroes.
WangoBango ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:09:11 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought 5 was better than 2-4, but still no where near as good as 1. God damned writers strike ruined what could have been such a fucking fantastic series
Turok1134 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:57:16 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In reality, it probably went something more like this.
*cuts open abdomen
"I don't know what any of this stuff is."
GroundhogExpert ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 10:54:24 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/cringe
FJ4L666 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 09:29:46 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
WeRtheBork ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:53:24 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
translation of title: edgy graffiti on some random wall.
noreligionplease ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:28:09 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this a quote from Sylar from the show Heroes?
Firepower01 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:37:13 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean... That's essentially what you do when you take an anatomy class that has a cadaver lab as part of the course.
undercover_blanket ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:02:07 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this, /r/creepy? How did this crap get so many upvotes.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:28:27 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/iamverybadass, /r/cringepics, /r/that happened, this pic could go anywhere
DJDarren ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:33:04 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like it could be a Misfits lyric.
attentionhoard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:23:24 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Followed by, "Baby" and 7 "Whoa"s
sudomv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:12 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing will ever compare to the bridge revisited
HiMyNameIsBoard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:12:39 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/im14andthisisdeep
DenniePie ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:08:11 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Typical nurse humor. It's only creepy if it's not just among nurses.
Midgetforsale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:36 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that a Sylar quote from "Heroes?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:00 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was an Edgelord Conference and Camping Retreat there in 2007.
Workshops included "Drawing Pentagrams Inside Hymn Books Surreptitiously" and "Your Grandma is a Fucking Idiot and Why You Should Tell Her on Facebook"
captainwelch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:37 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty much how the 1st year of medical school works.
Vex_Detrause ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:36 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Op found a med student.
WellGoodLuckWithThat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:47 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The paint was probably still wet when the picture was taken.
machtundrebell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:42 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like the photoshop was still running
sufferd748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:26 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess he's not wrong
TheKhaosUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:09 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from tumblr
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:05 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had to double check my feed and make sure I wasn't subscribed to r/all.
redtimo150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:27 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked with a somewhat deranged orderly who once used a Sharpie to write "Waiting for the worms" on the vinyl cover of the morgue/body cart. Pretty creepy but I guess he really liked his Pink Floyd.
Shinokiba- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:53 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard someone say something like that before, just not in that way. Also it was my professor, my human anatomy professor. She was also in medical school and the person she took apart was already dead. The cadaver was also donated to science. And she probably already knew how the human body works.
themarknessmonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:29 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't that in a Buckethead album?
danceswithknives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:22 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it. Clive Barker
lawrnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:10 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or this. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fa/da/6e/fada6e8cb66164b0501188a452e86624.jpg
Ihavenoballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:56 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex-brother-in-law once told me he would love to take a small animal apart to see how it works. He is the kind of person who would do exactly that kind of thing.
sayhello_walrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I saw that quote in A Softer World comic strip
brokendownandbusted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:12 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy? Yeah, right.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:45 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, you really can't argue that logic.
Stickyballs96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:17 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to call all you stupid motherfuckers out but luckily everybody in the comments seem to be on the same page.
dum1515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:28 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hate me all you want, but I think that's a cool quote. Everyone seems to be on a witch hunt for "edgy" teenagers.
April_Fabb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:11 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: a bunch o benumbed mass murderers.
krelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:59 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/im14andthisisedgy
TisThyBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:00 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty creepy!
hevold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:56 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could me! I'm a people!
TenInchDong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:01 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...it IS a hospital
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:00 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BobbleheadDwight ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 05:15:13 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone else see heads and shoulders in the shapes near the baseboards?
Nope. Nope. Nooooooope.
GroundhogExpert ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:55:49 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a concrete hallway. There are no baseboards.
BobbleheadDwight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:58 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough.
I don't understand the downvotes though, you cheeky Redditors.
Chuck_Testas_Hat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:40:44 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP you should have tagged r/thathappened under it