I wish I had this level of confidence

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ igzearn ยท 2157 points ยท Posted at 05:46:55 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Vimri ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 06:23:21 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, it never says whose currency you used. That could have been the equivalent of 5,000 or 5 cents.

ComradeGivlUpi ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 13:27:28 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Or .000001 dollars

JaZoray ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 16:04:22 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

i paid that to my homeopathy doctor once. it made him very rich.

OldManJenkins9 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:01:43 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Time to break out the good lentils.

Kjajo ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 12:36:09 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What a power move

Shubishu ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 12:33:04 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

keep the change, ya filthy animal

_yourdaysarenumbered ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 08:54:49 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin tips vs chad expects the server to tip.

ComradeGivlUpi ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:28:12 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Please tip 149%

Anoomas ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:10:40 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Now that takes some charisma.

Alert32 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:52:28 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

speech 100

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:18:59 on October 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wow that's Bobby Hill levels of confidence.

OneBricky_Boi930 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:41:45 on December 29, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

my math teacher : Twenty what? APPLES? DOLLARS? ANSWER ME

TheyCallMeOso ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:43:01 on October 7, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Boss

Sheoooo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:39:21 on January 17, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Technically you just told her to pay the rest of the fee lmao

Andos_Woods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:04 on March 2, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

LOL