Well they can’t have a real Mr Robot show, it’d be a fucking disaster.
Episode 1
wakes up at 1pm
TV still on from the night before
gets out of bed
walk over crusty cum filled socks on the floor to bathroom
pisses in sink
checks phone, zero messages from anyone you’ve met in real life
browse 4chan
have a wank into a crispy sock to porn where the girl looks a bit like your sister, hurts a bit
walk to the shop for food, can’t even look up, let alone in the eye of anyone as you pass them
buy toilet paper, socks and pizzas
female cashier talks to you but it looks like a physical toll on her very being to put even this minimal effort into interacting with your worthless vessel
fall in love with her
walk home, start sniffing and realise you’re getting a nosebleed
has mental debate whether to stop now and open the toilet paper in the street or wait until you get home
fear of judgement or perceived ridicule means you wait to get back snd continue sniffing
cook pizza
feel a rush of adrenheline as you feel like youve achieved something today
it lasts 5 minutes, but now you feel you deserve this pizza and a rest after what youve been through today
eat pizza
have a wank
watch some anime
check phone, no messages
message mum and sister and a guy you used to work with a few years ago asking how he is
no reply, online but not read for 3 hours
fantasises about the cashier and how he would go about getting her number and how happy he’d make her and her him, he just needs a chance, probably got a black boyfriend anyway....the whore, hope she gets aids
tries to get an early night, so heads to bed at 3am
lays in bed staring at the ceiling reliving every socially traumatic event and interaction that he blames for making him this way, blames everyone and everything apart from himself
try to suppress paedophilic thoughts
fails
Now would anyone watch episode 2 of the real Mr Robot?
Edit: it seems you all would, becareful what you wish for. Here you go.
> Puts phone down on the side and stares out the window
> Instantly regrets agreeing to meet for drinks and runs through all the potential outcomes, best and worst case scenarios for the next hour
> Scared to go, scared to cancel
> Contemplates the potential that this is all a ruse, why did he invite me? Were we ever that close? Why now? What does he want?
> The day passes quickly, too nervous to eat
> Sitting on the edge of my bed, Showered, wank’d and dressed
> been clock watching for an hour waiting for a txt
> Bzzzz *’We’re here mate. In the Nag’s Head, in corner on the big table’*
> Reply *‘Ok cool see ya soon’*
> starts walking
> 30 min walk
> nervous sweat and activity sweat fuse to create a new potent body odour that even I can’t ignore
> See the pub ahead of me, no going back. Mentally riffling through realistic excuses to not go at this late stage
> Knows I can’t get out of it now, no more mental rehearsals in his head. It’s actually happening.
> heart is racing, beating out of my chest
> outside pub, walk up to the doors
> deep breath, runs through every motivational quote that I memorised over the years, just use this as practice, be the best you can be, pretending to be confident looks the same as being confident, nothing matters, we all die and it means nothing so don’t be afraid.
> runs out of motivational life advice quotes
> closes eyes
> puffs cheeks out
> steps forward and pushes right door
> doesn’t move
> pulls right door, nothing
> right door is locked
> pushes left door, heavy door, lean on it to open it
> slowly slides through the half opening like a wet turd
> feels everyone is looking at me, tries to pretend I doesn’t feel the eyes burning into me
> Starts repeating the inspirational quotes ‘Everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies nothing matters’
> goes to the bar to order a drink to calm down
> Barman “Yes mate?”
> (Aware of the bar etiquette of before ordering you look around for people that may have been waiting before you that the barman may have missed and letting them go before you)
> points at guy that clearly just got his drink and waiting for change from another barman
> “Wanna serve him first?”
> Barman looks confused “umm....he’s been served”
> “Ha yeah, course mate”
> never said ‘mate’ before
> “What’ll it be?”
> panics and pats the top of the nearest beer tap
> “this one mate, cheers”
> pays and takes a sip
> screws face up
> scan around the large loud room looking for their table
> spots them waving from the other side of the pub
> waves and make a high pitch reflexed “Hey” that if was intended for them, were way too far away to hear
> guy near me looks up and gives me a confused stare thinking I was talking to him
> blocks that out as have bigger mental fish to fry, will process that particular moment later
> everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies, nothing matters
> Sees my friend is with another guy and a girl
> now its three people watching me walk towards them and what feels like the whole pub, watching my every movement, they know. I don’t know what exactly, but they all know.
> So self conscious that it feels like I’m manually operating each leg as I walk
> heart beating faster and faster the closer I get
> feeling light headed, feel like fainting
> gets close, want to run away, can’t run away, breathing heavily, panics
> Indicates a ‘1 sec’ signal with finger and takes phone out pocket
> stands 6 feet from their table pretending to be on the phone
> waiting for heart rate to drop
> flashing a closed mouthed half smile and giving a ‘what can ya do?’ face
> angry at self for listening to brain’s social instructions on this one, been nothing but sabotage up until this point so why would now be any different?
> starts to get uncomfortable as I’m clearly not actually talking, just have the phone on my face
> Everyone trying to ignore how weird this is
> Slowly turn my back to the table
> Count down from 3 and put the phone away and approach them
> My friend introduces me straight away to everyone which helped
> that wasn’t too bad, they seem friendly
> I take a seat
> One of them asks “so who was on the phone?”
> ah shit, feel like I’m losing it already
> “Ha No-one....well not no-one, I mean no-one important”
> eye brow twitching
> “Important enough to pick up right then though? ha”
> “ha, yeah”
> Sips drink as eye brow is now noticeably twitching
> all initial attempts by them to lightly joke around to try to alleviate my clear social meltdown were failing
> Decides to just get drunk to get through this
> a few hours pass and about to order my 4th pint, its going well
> contributed to a few conversations, made a few jokes, alcohol is working great
> needed a piss since after pint 1
> Can’t hold it much longer
> didn’t plan on drinking this much
> been Keeping an eye on the traffic flow into the toilet, trying to time is so no-one is in there at the same time
> no-one been in or out for a while
> its either go now or piss yourself
> stand up and tell the table I’ll be back in a sec
> New friend “Going for a piss? I’ll come too, I’m busting”
> screams inside head
> “cool”
> walk into toilet
> 1 cubicle, out of order. and 2 urinals practically touching
> there are no *‘Don’t look at my cock barriers’* .....sorry *‘splash guards’*
> he walks straight up and starts pissing instantly
> look at phone and pretend to txt and look inquisitively at the condom machine to give him enough time to finish
> turns his head “You okay?”
> “yeah, just....checking something”
> hurry the fuck up ahhhhhhhh
> can’t stall any longer
> everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies, nothing matters
> approaches urinal
> gets cock out
> stares straight ahead
> why is he still pissing!
> nothing happening, nothing, but how? My stomach is in physical pain from how much piss is in me yet it feels more likely to squirt out my ears than my cock right now
> he has clearly noticed that I’m starring at a blank wall with my cock out and have had zero piss coming from it for the last 2 minutes
> essentially now have become a retard piss storage statue, even I didn’t predict this dire situation for myself this evening
> finally he stops and is washing his hands
> just leave!
> when he finally does, the instant the door closed behind him a lazer beam of piss shot from my body and stayed pissing for what felt like an hour.
> wash hands
> avoids looking in mirror
> whats left of my confidence is hanging by a thread, self delusion about how you look doesn’t stand a chance against the cold reality that a mirror gives you
> walks back to the table
> everyone at the table standing up and putting their coats on and ready to go
> “We’re gonna go mate, was good seeing you again”
> We all said our goodbyes and went our separate ways
> feel quite happy with how it went as a whole, but could be the alcohol numbing my brain
> probably gonna be a lot of unpacking that needs doing, but will deal with that when it comes
> walking home
> get a txt from my friend
> “Hope you had fun, we should do it again soon”
> “yeah definitely! Thanks”
> feels happy
> walks past supermarket
> stops and walks up to the window
> all the lights are off
> stares at the seat the cashier girl usually sits at
> Wait, now I have a reason to engage with the cashier, it’ll be for a reason now
> can ask her to come out with me for drinks with my friend next time, I won’t scare her if I have friends, she will say yes now
> fuck it gonna ask her tomorrow
> everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies, nothing matters
> its not the alcohol talking I’m going to do it, definitely
> gets home
> tidies room
> feels exhausted
> gets in bed, tries a pornless wank with a half blood penis
> getting no-where, starts to hurt, gives up
> turns on TV and falls asleep
[3]
> Wake up wearing clothes on bed
> Scrunched up towel for pillow
> Takes a minute to come round
> Slowly register what happened last night
> feels happy for 10 seconds
> brain then focuses exclusively on the negatives
> roll onto back
> stare at the ceiling replaying all the embarrassing moments over and over over for the next hour
> the door, the phantom piss, saying hi too early accidentally to the stranger.....the phone, my god the phone
> these things only happen to me
> I hear people say they have anxiety or social problems yet then they go and do things that I never could
> they have to be liars, saying it for attention
> Theres a difference between feeling you can’t do something then go and do it and not physically equipped to do it
> fucking liars
> anxiety blackface
> intense solipsistic thoughts
> only explanation, nothing else makes sense
> all of this is created and designed to humiliate and ultimately destroy me
> shut up
> you’ll make whatever is happening to you worse
> suppresses solipsistic thoughts
> checks phone
> 1 message
> mini adrenaline rush
> ‘to view your bill, click on...’
> looks away
> hangs arm off side of bed
> phone slides out of hand and drop onto the floor
> stare at ceiling again
> reminds self of your worthlessness a few more times with hand picked moments from memory confirming it
> mouth is so dry
> looks around for a drink
> thought I found some
> but old bottles of piss
> must throw them out
> needs some upbeat music to get me out of bed
> puts on some Sparklehorse
> not working
> I really must be hungover
> falls back to sleep
> wakes up 2 hours later feeling 100x worse
> tries different music to help get up
> youtube recommends ‘Islands in the stream’ to me for some reason
> puts it on, through earphones of course
> oh shit! I was going to ask the cashier out today
> doesn’t seem like a good idea anymore
> chorus hits
> imagines self doing cool shit in slow motion in black and white
> ^ the mark of any good song
> rush of blood
> fuck it, gonna get up and go to the supermarket and ask this girl out
> Knows shes working
> got her timetable memorised
> gets dressed
> puts on shirt my mum got me for a job interview
> got to utilise this high before it goes
> okay time to devise a game plan
> ‘hey I know you don’t know me but I was wondering if you’d be interested in coming for a drink with me and my friends sometime?’
> done, what else is there to say?
> no = no worries cool
> yes = cool, heres my number
> everyone dies, nothing matters x5
> doesn’t check mirror
> can only be a bad idea
> earphones in
> puts ‘Islands in the stream’ on repeat
> deep breath
> leaves house
> walking, feeling good
> reciting the line in head over and over ‘I know you don’t know me, but ..’
> almost there
> chorus hits
> lets it finish
> ready
> takes headphones out
> here we go, goes to enter
> half trips stepping up the kerb
> thats fine
> enters
> sees her
> heart racing
> oh shit need to buy something
> walks up and down the aisles
> need to impress her with my purchases
> can’t buy usual crap
> picks up some salmon
> picks up bottle of wine
> okay
> here we go
> gets in queue at her till
> people in front pay and leave one by one
> me next
> here we go, heart racing
> walks up to her
> doesn’t look up at me
> she grabs salmon to scan
> I quietly say “You don’t know me...”
> she looks up “what?”
> speaks a bit louder “I was just saying you don’t know me but..”
> “No I don’t, sorry”
> before I try ask again
> “Can I see some ID please?”
> “for the wine? I’m 29”
> “you don’t look it”
> “I don’t have any ID”
> she looks curiously at my never shaved arrested developed face
> “okay, next time bring ID or I won’t serve you again”
> “Heh ye yeah no worries.... thanks”
> gets out bank card to use
> puts in machine
> hands shaking typing in my pin number
> can feel her looking at my shakey hands
> I’ll try one more time, fuck it
> “I don’t suppose that you’d.....”
> “card declined”
> “oh, thats weird....hold on”
> tries again, declined again
> looks in wallet, luckily have the cash
> all my money in the world
> pay
> grab my bag
> look up to say thanks and shes already saying hi to the next customer
> turn and leave
> everyone dies, nothing matters x5
> slowly walking home
> don’t think about it
> just don’t think about it
> just not now
> I can’t
> sees an alleyway
> walks halfway down
> calmly takes wine out the bag
> looks at the label, reads a bit of it
> throws it at the wall
> explodes
> throws packet of salmon as far as I can
> breathing heavily
> realise I just spent this weeks food money on those
> looks down at red wine stained shirt
> face in hands
> start to cry
> can’t stop
> 10 minutes later
> dry eyes and blow my nose on my new shirt
> walk home
> at least she didn’t say no
> walk into the flat
> flat mate walks out the kitchen at the same time
> “Hey mate”
> “Hey”
> “where’ve you been?”
> “shopping”
> he looks down and sees Im not holding anything, looking confused
> “....umm, okay”
> he clearly can’t be bothered or care enough to enquire further
> “oh yeah, just a warning.....I’m having a party tomorrow night, so might be a bit noisy”
> “yeah no worries”
> “sweet, see ya later”
> “see y...”
> his bedroom door slams shut
> goes to bedroom
> feel fucking exhausted
> kicks shoes at the wall
> gets in bed
> 9pm
> want this day over with, want to sleep as soon as possible
> falls asleep at 3am
Unemployed and blames his difficulty getting work on every inapplicable social barrier to him but happily settles with blaming institutionalised racism (White but 1/48th Irish)
Lays in bed and makes a deal with himself that after this wank he has to get up straight away, he agrees
Doesn’t sit up
Reaches for toilet paper as socks are too far away
Rips and places sheets across his torso, lazily covering himself up to his chin
Wanking without porn out of laziness
needs extra spicy stimulants as he’s ‘going rogue’
imagines the cashier making out with his sister
imagines the cashier being fucked by her imaginary black boyfriend
cums instantly
lies there panting, starring at the ceiling scared to think too deeply on why that made him finish so quick
blocks the thoughts out
angrily screws up the cummy TP into one big dirty snowball and throws it across the room
walks to the bathroom to piss
completely nose-blind to the menagerie of smells that hang in his room
decides to have a normal productive day
starting by pissing in the toilet and not the sink for once
cum-jammed Japs-eye makes piss stream shoot out in two jets
piss going either side of the bowl onto the floor
Has to think fast
chooses the thicker stream and aims that one into the bowl whilst the thinner stream sprays the wall
damage limitation
feels smart
80% of the piss is on the floor and wall
tells self that he should have gone in the sink and this is what happens when you try to do the right thing, whats the point
doesnt wash hands or clean up piss
Goes back and lies on the bed
gets a little rush of adrenaline as it feels like he achieved something
deserves a break and gonna watch some Netflix
phone buzzes
its his old workmate replying to his txt yesterday
gets invited out later for drinks with him and a couple friends
heart is racing
has a rush of blood to the head
types a shakey hand reply agreeing to come
fuksto · 130 points · Posted at 01:40:41 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do sometimes. I don't even care. It's like a urinal, it's not like you're touching the porcelain with your hands anyways. You just rinse it out with water after.
It's impossible to miss. The sink is just under waist height. I also don't stand when I use the toilet either, I sit. It doesn't matter how good you are at aiming, many times there's going to be some dribble into your pants/the floor when the stream fizzles out and you're bound to miss the bowl from time to time, especially when rushing. Taking all this into consideration, I think it's unhygienic to stand while peeing in the first place. I only use the sink if I'm in a rush anyways.
good, but this would be more realistic if out of pure panic and social anxiety he was unable to muster the strength to reply until the following day and said "sry i didn't see ur text in time!"
yeah, agreeing to do something this far out the comfort zone is unrealistic, good spot. But it was purely incase I write Episode 3 🙂 a robot meeting new people writes itself 🙃
walk over crusty cum filled socks on the floor to bathroom
pisses in sink
checks phone, zero messages from anyone you’ve met in real life
browse 4chan
have a wank into a crispy socks to porn where the girl looks a bit like your sister, hurts a bit
walk to the shop for food, can’t even look up, let alone in the eye of anyone as you pass them
buy toilet paper, socks and pizzas
female cashier talks to you but it looks like a physical toll on her very being to put even this minimal effort into interacting with your worthless vessel
fall in love with her
walk home, start sniffing and realise you’re getting a nosebleed
has mental debate whether to stop now and open the toilet paper in the street or wait until you get home
fear of judgement or perceived ridicule means you wait to get back snd continue sniffing
cook pizza
feel a rush of adrenheline as you feel like youve achieved something today
it lasts 5 minutes, but now you feel you deserve this pizza and a rest after what youve been through today
eat pizza
have a wank
watch some anime
check phone, no messages
message mum and sister and a guy you used to work with a few years ago asking how he is
no reply, online but not read for 3 hours
fantasises about the cashier and how he would go about getting her number and how happy he’d make her and her him, he just needs a chance, probably got a black boyfriend anyway....the whore, hope she gets aids
tries to get an early night, so heads to bed at 3am
lays in bed staring at the ceiling reliving every socially traumatic event and interaction that he blames for making him this way, blames everyone and everything apart from himself
try to suppress paedophilic thoughts
fails
Snuwpy · 87 points · Posted at 14:30:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
walk over crusty cum filled socks on the floor to bathroom
pisses in sink
checks phone, zero messages from anyone you’ve met in real life
browse 4chan
have a wank into a crispy socks to porn where the girl looks a bit like your sister, hurts a bit
walk to the shop for food, can’t even look up, let alone in the eye of anyone as you pass them
buy toilet paper, socks and pizzas
female cashier talks to you but it looks like a physical toll on her very being to put even this minimal effort into interacting with your worthless vessel
fall in love with her
walk home, start sniffing and realise you’re getting a nosebleed
has mental debate whether to stop now and open the toilet paper in the street or wait until you get home
fear of judgement or perceived ridicule means you wait to get back snd continue sniffing
cook pizza
feel a rush of adrenheline as you feel like youve achieved something today
it lasts 5 minutes, but now you feel you deserve this pizza and a rest after what youve been through today
eat pizza
have a wank
watch some anime
check phone, no messages
message mum and sister and a guy you used to work with a few years ago asking how he is
no reply, online but not read for 3 hours
fantasises about the cashier and how he would go about getting her number and how happy he’d make her and her him, he just needs a chance, probably got a black boyfriend anyway....the whore, hope she gets aids
tries to get an early night, so heads to bed at 3am
lays in bed staring at the ceiling reliving every socially traumatic event and interaction that he blames for making him this way, blames everyone and everything apart from himself
try to suppress paedophilic thoughts
fails
Now would anyone watch episode 3 of the real Mr Robot?
Every episode is the same, that's why the show won't work.
All TV shows have to be in big city, ideally NYC, so Mr Robot wouldn't walk to the store they'd use a grocery delivery service to minimize social interaction and probably put in a note to put the bag on the floor outside their apartment door, knock, and leave so they don't even have to see the delivery person.
Maybe the tension for this episode could be the delivery person didn't see the special instructions and is still there when Mr Robot goes to get the bag.
checks phone, zero messages from anyone you’ve met in real life
browse 4chan
walk to the shop for food, can’t even look up, let alone in the eye of anyone as you pass them
female cashier talks to you but it looks like a physical toll on her very being to put even this minimal effort into interacting with your worthless vessel
fall in love with her
have a wank
watch some anime
check phone, no messages
Can't tell if if your me or this is a new radio head song
MLein97 · 12 points · Posted at 15:10:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just threw it through a Dada generator now it is
Met life;
But even fall in effort checks worthless;
Anyone even vessel the her like wank pass let with to in interacting check anime.
Alone you eye;
To minimal it messages as in very shop toll looks put your.
A walk have a phone on the of up.
Browse anyone this from food for look.
Cashier you’ve into messages you 4chan her.
Some no zero real can’t;
Phone female talks love watch them being;
With physical to
Obviously it needs editing, but a few bones are there
can't stop laughing even though some of this is way too relatable
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 17:15:57 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now imagine that exact same show, but with some anime girl (who is invisible to the main character) narrating everything and talking about how in love she is with him and how perfect he is and how hard she has to fight to keep him from changing by stopping people from helping him and fucking things up for him all the time.
Oh man some of this hits really close to home. Especially the part about running an errand that takes 5 minutes, coming home feeling accomplished and needing to take a nap in order to recover from my difficult day.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:06:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:32:02 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Make this a sub reddit pls. People cam right their own episodes. It makes me feel better seeing other people living like this.
Rewriting famous TV show episodes in green text with the main character with genuinely serious crippling social problems? That could produce some gems 🙂
The only way I’d subscribe or contribute is if it has a really clever name 🙃
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 16:48:28 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 12:34:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m gagging 🤣🤣🤣🤣
53bvo · 24 points · Posted at 12:52:33 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just keep practicing and you'll be able to swallow without troubles.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 12:59:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s so funny bc I knew this guy for a while and he was EXACTLY like this. I can’t believe it. He’s deceiving bc he is good looking but has all of these exact traits. Also, why do they all have pedophillic fantasies???? Is it because they feel inferior around actual women??
Gold edit: Thank you to the strangers that gilded this post :) hopefully it was because you thought it was funny and not because it reflected any part of your lives
edit: seriously the most I've laughed at my phone in years, was getting to be a really disaffected night too. This must have been a lot of work but thanks, and I'm sure a lot more people appreciated it even more than me.
second edit: completed. brutal. would watch the show anyway.
Because everything on internet will be stolen, dwelling over it is useless because you know they don't have the autism required for real meme creation.
I mean, there are sitcoms that tackle real issues in a well constructed manner.
The Bing Bong Theorem is about an autistic super genius and his slightly less autistic normal genius friends demeaning women and being nerds. It has poorly constructed humor and very basic, uninspired episodes.
I don't understand why that can't compared to another piece of the same medium.
Cronyx · 2 points · Posted at 15:24:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think Halt And Catch Fire is better.
[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 12:14:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 19:09:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cultural appropriation is a retarded concept. Even if this qualified, it wouldn't be somehow wrong for them to be making a show in which they "appropriate culture". It would merely be something I dislike. But it should still deserve to be a thing if it makes money.
Robots don't know how to co-exist with people. Liberals refuse to co-exist with anyone who isn't exactly like them.
Niruz · 1 points · Posted at 11:19:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
epic
nomfam · -2 points · Posted at 11:57:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah, it's still stupid.
hypmoden · -2 points · Posted at 11:42:59 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 13:50:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
There has always been normies that think they are alone and then hang out in their chad circle. It didnt start with mr.robot. aslong as there is anything to latch on, people will latch onto it.
zakangi · 205 points · Posted at 09:38:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
When he was searching in the first episode fsociety online, there were a bunch of websites open and one of them appeared to be the 4chan front page with the list of the boards, but the name was censored and for example /s4s/ was named stuffwesays.
mk44 · 96 points · Posted at 09:34:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Back when /b/ was good.
Korago · 359 points · Posted at 09:35:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
/b/ was never good
[deleted] · 102 points · Posted at 10:06:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
all /b/ did then was complain about how soft everyone was. just so many endless threads about "stop trying to fix the world" and "/b/ isn't your personal army". then shit would happen like someone knocking over a postcard stand on a random street webcam feed and everyone would shit their goddamn pants.
r9k was like a little too into its whole "we're sad and lonely and it completely defines who we are" persona. It was like half a step away from an incel support group and it really over shadowed their legit funny goofs and gaffs.
That's not what it started out as. I'm sure you already know, but r9k is short for robot9000, an algorithm that deletes reposts. It was supposed to encourage original posts. It worked great for maybe a year, and resulted in some fucking hilarious threads. Unfortunately it turned into the same racist, autistic unoriginal crap you find on /b/ once a community developed. A lot of the people who posted there originally abandoned it because it just wasn't funny anymore, myself included. I'm not even sure if the algorithm still functions the same.
Yeah yeah, but you have to agree even in the early days there was a lot of emphasis put on who is a normie and who is a NEET greentext. It didn't truly shit the bed until it was brought back in 2014 without the script, but it still wasn't the utopia Randall was hoping for in the early days.
xCpm · 844 points · Posted at 08:32:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He gets pussy on the grounds of not being a fat ugly neckbeard.
Nyath · 446 points · Posted at 08:48:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not being a fat ugly neckbeard alone doesn't get you pussy.
It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
I thought it was just some cunt who thinks all girls are out to get them and that they are too nice for girls. I don't feel like that. I understand its cause I'm a moron
Hust91 · 1 points · Posted at 17:55:09 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought that was just a variety of nice guy, which does not necessarily have to also be a neckbeard?
[deleted] · 66 points · Posted at 11:24:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Tal9922 · 49 points · Posted at 11:30:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do wonder about that. He's a total recluse drug addict at the start of the show, how did he get such an athletic physique? Those abs take work, and he definitely doesn't go to the gym.
[deleted] · 73 points · Posted at 11:34:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 12:10:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I recently watched iZombie and one of the things I noticed was that all the fit/muscular characters actually went to the gym. They'd either mention it occasionally or show scenes at the gym.
I was prepared to hate iZombie but ended up being pleasantly surprised. It walks a really fine line where it manages to hook viewers into the high-stakes season-long arcs while keeping a playful tone for the most part, a lot like Veronica Mars did (from the same showrunner).
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:35:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Before watching the show I thought it looked so stupid. Then I heard all the people on Reddit talking about how it pleasantly surprised them. Now I'm one of those people and absolutely hyped for S04 in just 3 days.
I also picked a very good time to get into the show because I just finished season 3 like a week ago.
Scnappy · 2 points · Posted at 15:44:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think this is why the inbetweeners is so magical to me. It not only perfectly captures dorky teenage awkwardness, but the actors look like gangly, dorky teenagers too, without necessarily being unattractive.
0x1F595 · 1 points · Posted at 01:21:02 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Nyath · 2 points · Posted at 21:00:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, if you are a 8/10 and above you don't have to do all that much, you'll get approached for sure.
I'm not, so I have to do the active part which is the part where I am not that strong.
[deleted] · -5 points · Posted at 10:29:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Nyath · 6 points · Posted at 11:28:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Guess I'm fucking up big time then. Or I should select my clubs more carefully (or go more than a handful of times per year).
Yup, even if I do get it up I can barely finish if I've had a good amount. Even then by the time I have finished my arm is tired as fuck and I have to go through the shame of closing many tabs decreasingly depraved porn so I hate myself after.
I think I'd love sex on acid, however acid acts in a similar way to me as mdma and my unit won't stand to attention so easily. Got blown though and that was fucking great
Yeah, fucking on molly is probably the single most amazing thing a person can experience (sadly not speaking from personal experience).
Also, had no problems getting it up on molly (to jerk off to porn for ten hours straight).
Also, yeah. You are a fucking retard if you curl up in a ball to cry shortly after getting laid. That would be far from my reaction.
Also, that come down that everyone keeps talking about isn't really as brutal as they're making it out to be. Yes, you do feel slightly the depressed the next day. But, I'd hardly being curled up in a ball sobbing after banging a hot chick on molly. WTF kind of reaction is that? You must have had some molly that was actually made from meth and or heroin. The come down from some pure MDMA really isn't that bad. Especially if you take some vitamins and get plenty of sleep before getting up the next day. C'mon, it's not that BAD guys.
Banned from cfb? I got banned from r/cfb like 6 months ago for using the “retard” word and then calling srshouse an internet janitor. Fuckin self important faggots are ruining collegiate sport culture.
Dumb bitch tried to sell me some story about how one of his relatives was disabled and he took it offensively. Like I give a fuck what some Vandy fan thinks.
All online communities suffer with poplularity. Just look at individual subreddits. The smaller ones are generally good and as you get bigger and bigger, the greater the risk is that the cancer will metastasize there.
I got banned from /r/IAmA for proving that the "paralyzed bride" Rachelle Chapman dove into the low end of a pool like an idiot. She was on there selling a book while blaming her friend for pushing her. I got her to admit that after she was pushed, she "awkwardly dove in and hit her head on the bottom of the low end." I was banned shortly afterward.
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 09:43:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love how reddit moderators take that tiny shred of authority they get and just abuse it as much as they can. Like give it a rest dude we just wanna shoot the shit on the internet the word retard doesn't actually offend anyone
I know right. Pc bullshit is a fucking disease. I don’t go to college football forums to talk about my sensibilities and how good everyone else’s team is. If anyone ever catches me calling another fan base “tiger bros” or “sec bros” or “x bros” fucking come to my god damn house and violently strangle me. No I am not kidding. I will willingly give up my address under such a circumstance.
Yes, if you call an opposing fan base “etc bros” I think you should kill yourself. You’re a fucking embarrassment to your school.
Hahahaha... No I got banned from r/collegebasketball for calling Bama fans "inbred shitfucks" among other things. They were going through my old posts and downvoting me.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 09:36:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It took your brother 3 years to build up the confidence to come out as transgender, you better respect her decision unless you want her to stop giving you sexual favors.
Can we all agree to stop saying 'tripping' on Molly. Sounds like my father talking about shit he doesn't understand. It's fucking called rolling. Tripping is for hallucinogens.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 14:53:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Listen here faggot, MDMA is what's called a empathogen–entactogen
stimulant you gigantic douchebag. LSD is a hallucinogen. MDMA does not make you hallucinate and if you've taken enough to hallucinate go to the hospital.
He didn't just get pussy. He fucked a straight up hot piece of ass while they were tripping on Molly together.
But the hottest ass in the show is the blonde, did he get her? I think the show was telling you that the pussy he sleeps with is below average and what he really wanted to feel normal was that hot chick at work who i would do anything to bang.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 12:15:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it ended up being that he was crazy and hallucinating the sex...
Yeah, isn't it also called Mr robot because that's how he calls his other identity?
IKLeX · 32 points · Posted at 11:15:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It doesn't sound like you completely watched the first Season so attantion there might be massive spoilers ahead.
His father owned a computer retail and repair shop called Mr. Robot. I don't think his 2nd personality really has a name. I just watched S3E1 where it becomes apparent how other people interact with "Mr. Robot". It's basically Elliot. That one guy was rightfully confused when Elliot did not recognize him but a couple hours later when Elliot returns as Mr Robot he speaks to the guy like nothing ever happened.
Dreoh · 39 points · Posted at 11:28:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He refers to his other identity as Mr. Robot
IKLeX · -1 points · Posted at 11:40:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean yes we all know his second identity is Mr. Robot, but is that name ever spoken out in the show? I might have missed it, but I dont recall ever hearing it.
Dreoh · 12 points · Posted at 12:13:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, he calls him mr.robot multiple times
Edit: Even the Psychiatrist refers to him with that name at one point
IKLeX · 1 points · Posted at 12:17:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok then I obviously missed it. I rewatch all seasons in the near future and pay some extra attention to that.
Yeah pretty much from the point in time where he starts realizing it as a personality with goals that don't always align with his own. He calls him/it that at least 3+ times an episode or so. "I'm not sure what mr robot did, was this part of mr robots plan. I'm not seeing mr robot now" etc... etc...
Maybe having difficulty learning social skills is itself pathological
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 11:15:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
ur smart
dboyer87 · 13 points · Posted at 11:28:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well to be fair you have to be pretty smart to understand Mr robot.
Breattte · 18 points · Posted at 11:27:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah he's inconsistent... either he's sober, in therapy, taking his meds and maintaining a healthy routine or he's trying to bring down society with hacking, beating himself up and trying to have sex with his sister.
Well you can't really make a show about a real stereotypical 4fhan anyways, you have to have some social interaction, sex, friends, etc. otherwise you won't really have much of a story (he'll just be some dude working than going back home over and over).
For every story where unrealistic shit happens there were countless ones where nothing happened, which is exactly why you're not watching those: Nothing happened. If Mr. Robot was realistic there would be no Mr. Robot.
wavs101 · 2 points · Posted at 13:03:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just have internet friends,soicial interaction with,the delivery people and sex with prostitutes some being trannies.
He's Mark Zuckerberg in the Social Network. He's only a nerd in that they label him a nerd. Everything else about him would make him the "cool guy" in real life.
BoojumG · 406 points · Posted at 07:19:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does he think the show is named after a board on 4chan?
l4dlouis · 238 points · Posted at 08:14:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's how you can tell the creators are actual loners. Only a loner would design a character that's a loner but also gets tons of ass, has friends and useful skills.
She is in a fucked up abusive relationship with a crazy drug dealer and Elliot is like the one nice person she knows, it's not rocket science. Also the friendship was based on him buying and doing drugs with her, not just randomly walking in his house.
they did it that way to make him likable to women and audiences in general, without piece of ass, hes a creeper and people dont want to be assiociated with a show about a creepy pervo lono.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 12:17:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mr Robot is an inception level dream where an autist wishes to have a normie life.
His life sure as shit isn't anything close to normie, in fact he talks about how he can never be a normie. I'm pretty sure he says the word "normie" at one part.
[deleted] · 131 points · Posted at 07:13:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean , it's not bad. Its actually pretty entertaining.
I’m gonna be honest, and I know I’m the minority. I liked season 2 better than season 3. I enjoy the show more when the focus is his mental illness and just how fucked up he actually is. I didn’t enjoy season 3 going all “big picture” on us.
IKLeX · 5 points · Posted at 11:26:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn't even know S3 was out. I installed prime video yesterday and I was recommendet Mr. Robot and remembered S3 was in the making. So I checked and was greeted by a welcome surprise. I rewatched S1 a lot and when you pay attention how Elliot and Mr. Robot interact with other people you notice one of them is always passive, as if he wasn't there. In S3E1 (which is how far I watched it) they literally crack those personality apart. There is this one scene where in closeup Angela talks to Mr Robot and in a wide shot its Elliot sitting next to her.
I was actually just like you. Enjoyed season 1 a ton, started season 2 and stopped 3 episodes in for a few months as I wasn't feeling it. The second season actually picks up and is pretty great and the 3rd season is incredible. You definitely should give it another chance.
Syliss1 · 5 points · Posted at 09:18:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I loved both. I have yet to watch Season 3 though.
2sc · 2 points · Posted at 18:12:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sadly no, but when I get time I'm going to binge watch the whole season.
Nukabot · 19 points · Posted at 09:27:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mr robot. Mr means male, male means gender, gender means biological, clearly this is a coded way of saying he is in fact not a true robot but a cyborg.
That sub is a den of pathetic, bitter cunts. The moment you suggest someone might not be what they claim they call it gate keeping.
They're the kind of people who think participation trophies are a good thing. They're the kind of people who think it's good to drill in to kids that they can do anything they want.
megaRXB · 27 points · Posted at 10:00:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You think you know what a bitter cunt is? How about working in retail and come back sweetie. 😘
Obvious sarcasm btw. Gatekeeping is a real thing. Don't know why you would bash a whole sub like that.
Because the sub is that autistic that they will throw a fit over what is either obvious satire or something that is completely justified.
megaRXB · 11 points · Posted at 10:46:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am subbed. Check the top posts. 50% is satire and 50% is people actually gatrkeeping. To bash a sub cause they post obvious satire is like missing joke. They even have a flair for satire.
Yeah, it's the kind of people that when they get called a noob for fucking up in a game go complain on the forums instead of finding similarily skilled players to play with or gitting gud
have the fucking will to attempt to lead the life they wish they had even though it makes them uncomfortable at first and take years to develop and grow into the person they want to be.
Exactly, not a robot
zeth__ · 5 points · Posted at 10:32:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not a bad show, if you bingewatch it. And probably skip the entire second season. Third season is really great. I say bingewatch it because there are some lenghty filler scenes that add very little to the overall plot and you should just skip them.
ficaa1 · 26 points · Posted at 09:14:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
eh idk, season two is a slow burner for sure but I'd say it's still very good tv
juca5056 · 28 points · Posted at 09:23:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or, you could not be autistic and appreciate scenes that are there to add to the tone and character development. Not everything has to serve the plot.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 09:46:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just get fuckin bored whenever there's constant talking and shit in shows. I do that every day in real life leave it out of my entertainment gotdamnbit
Xok234 · 3 points · Posted at 10:05:33 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What do you think of Game of Thrones?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 10:08:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I enjoyed the books much more than the show, that being said the show is still pretty good, I kinda tune out the dialogue and look at the scenery. I don't watch too much T.V. tbh, haven't had cable in at least 5 years
Not surprised to see that shit here, although his comment wasn't remotly funny and totally unrelated with the thread. See the difference, peanut brain?
Issege · 14 points · Posted at 09:12:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You might be confusing contract hires who work from overseas (and may come to USA temporarily) for peanuts with actual full time employees who make good money 👆 because if you want cheap work, you outsource it instead of hiring full time employees (Indian or otherwise)
They might be shady Indian owned companies with a completely different business plan that involves giving their 'employees' a time buffer to find a real job before their visa expires. You can probably identify them from their websites which look very generic.
A Wharton and Stanford graduate for a CEO position is a diversity hire... You don't diversity hire at the C-level. You diversity hire minorities at the president or vice-president levels and downward. You have to actually be qualified to become CEO, especially of fucking Google.
Microsoft has 120000 employees in total. Microsoft India has 6500 employees. Your 100000 Indian figure seems like bullshit. And the email doesn't even look convincing.
He is spewing nonsense. Microsoft employees over 120,000 employees. Microsoft India employees 6,500 employees. He is a moron if he thinks there's one project that exclusively takes in Indians has 100,000 employees
This show is so fucking overrated, it's just Fightclub for Nerds. No imagination on the writers part, shitty actors predictable story. I'm sticking to Big Bang Theory, thank you very much
Fig1024 · 1 points · Posted at 14:06:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
someone should make a reality show of actual robots. There would be no script. There would be no action. Just 1 hour of camera showing a person sitting in front of computer
Shaddo · 1 points · Posted at 14:19:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You don't get to bitch about being ostracized for doing wierd shit when you know the shit you do is objectively weird and don't want to change anything about yourself to work with others better
I refused to watch it based on his name and a character named "Darlene" I decided right then it was a show for the lowest common denominator. 30-45 year old single women
True, I honestly havent watched any live action tv show that I think is even as good as an average anime (though several cartoons are good). Characters and plot just seem much better in animation. Probably because you dont have limitations on making a set, and how they make tv show characters act, and anime having more idealised aspects. This is coming from someone who watches dubs over subs so it's not really a japanese fetish thing imo.
AtomAzn · -1 points · Posted at 14:28:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don’t think he’s a loner necessarily because he has social anxiety. He’s a loner because he’s clinically depressed and hella cynical among... other things.
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spaniel_rage · 559 points · Posted at 11:02:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No one would want to watch a show about actual autists. For starters, there'd be no dialogue apart from with the protagonist's mother.
DoubleConsideration · 90 points · Posted at 13:45:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8
PinkyBlinky · 65 points · Posted at 14:03:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn I felt bad for that dude. He was clearly trying his best and the other chick put 0 effort into the date.
Sleepy_Sleeper · 40 points · Posted at 16:26:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's because of the laws of attraction.
exzeroex · 23 points · Posted at 18:15:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
But he had a large body, shouldn't the attraction be more than average?
PinkyBlinky · 4 points · Posted at 18:13:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You mean in electrostatics?
MattPH1218 · 31 points · Posted at 16:27:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck this hurt. I felt 'can we just be friends' along with him.
rektumsempra · 6 points · Posted at 16:51:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6FdF5H9YsY
markusx06 · 4 points · Posted at 18:20:41 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
netflix disagrees
Passthepogs · 5787 points · Posted at 11:01:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well they can’t have a real Mr Robot show, it’d be a fucking disaster.
Episode 1
Now would anyone watch episode 2 of the real Mr Robot?
Edit: it seems you all would, becareful what you wish for. Here you go.
Episode 2
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/7zlfzo/comment/dupgmr5?st=JE1QP6I0&sh=f29a4102
[1]Episode 3
https://justpaste.it/1hkzr
[2]Episode 4
https://justpaste.it/1hu8h
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> Puts phone down on the side and stares out the window
> Instantly regrets agreeing to meet for drinks and runs through all the potential outcomes, best and worst case scenarios for the next hour
> Scared to go, scared to cancel
> Contemplates the potential that this is all a ruse, why did he invite me? Were we ever that close? Why now? What does he want?
> The day passes quickly, too nervous to eat
> Sitting on the edge of my bed, Showered, wank’d and dressed
> been clock watching for an hour waiting for a txt
> Bzzzz *’We’re here mate. In the Nag’s Head, in corner on the big table’*
> Reply *‘Ok cool see ya soon’*
> starts walking
> 30 min walk
> nervous sweat and activity sweat fuse to create a new potent body odour that even I can’t ignore
> See the pub ahead of me, no going back. Mentally riffling through realistic excuses to not go at this late stage
> Knows I can’t get out of it now, no more mental rehearsals in his head. It’s actually happening.
> heart is racing, beating out of my chest
> outside pub, walk up to the doors
> deep breath, runs through every motivational quote that I memorised over the years, just use this as practice, be the best you can be, pretending to be confident looks the same as being confident, nothing matters, we all die and it means nothing so don’t be afraid.
> runs out of motivational life advice quotes
> closes eyes
> puffs cheeks out
> steps forward and pushes right door
> doesn’t move
> pulls right door, nothing
> right door is locked
> pushes left door, heavy door, lean on it to open it
> slowly slides through the half opening like a wet turd
> feels everyone is looking at me, tries to pretend I doesn’t feel the eyes burning into me
> Starts repeating the inspirational quotes ‘Everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies nothing matters’
> goes to the bar to order a drink to calm down
> Barman “Yes mate?”
> (Aware of the bar etiquette of before ordering you look around for people that may have been waiting before you that the barman may have missed and letting them go before you)
> points at guy that clearly just got his drink and waiting for change from another barman
> “Wanna serve him first?”
> Barman looks confused “umm....he’s been served”
> “Ha yeah, course mate”
> never said ‘mate’ before
> “What’ll it be?”
> panics and pats the top of the nearest beer tap
> “this one mate, cheers”
> pays and takes a sip
> screws face up
> scan around the large loud room looking for their table
> spots them waving from the other side of the pub
> waves and make a high pitch reflexed “Hey” that if was intended for them, were way too far away to hear
> guy near me looks up and gives me a confused stare thinking I was talking to him
> blocks that out as have bigger mental fish to fry, will process that particular moment later
> everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies, nothing matters
> Sees my friend is with another guy and a girl
> now its three people watching me walk towards them and what feels like the whole pub, watching my every movement, they know. I don’t know what exactly, but they all know.
> So self conscious that it feels like I’m manually operating each leg as I walk
> heart beating faster and faster the closer I get
> feeling light headed, feel like fainting
> gets close, want to run away, can’t run away, breathing heavily, panics
> Indicates a ‘1 sec’ signal with finger and takes phone out pocket
> stands 6 feet from their table pretending to be on the phone
> waiting for heart rate to drop
> flashing a closed mouthed half smile and giving a ‘what can ya do?’ face
> angry at self for listening to brain’s social instructions on this one, been nothing but sabotage up until this point so why would now be any different?
> starts to get uncomfortable as I’m clearly not actually talking, just have the phone on my face
> Everyone trying to ignore how weird this is
> Slowly turn my back to the table
> Count down from 3 and put the phone away and approach them
> My friend introduces me straight away to everyone which helped
> that wasn’t too bad, they seem friendly
> I take a seat
> One of them asks “so who was on the phone?”
> ah shit, feel like I’m losing it already
> “Ha No-one....well not no-one, I mean no-one important”
> eye brow twitching
> “Important enough to pick up right then though? ha”
> “ha, yeah”
> Sips drink as eye brow is now noticeably twitching
> all initial attempts by them to lightly joke around to try to alleviate my clear social meltdown were failing
> Decides to just get drunk to get through this
> a few hours pass and about to order my 4th pint, its going well
> contributed to a few conversations, made a few jokes, alcohol is working great
> needed a piss since after pint 1
> Can’t hold it much longer
> didn’t plan on drinking this much
> been Keeping an eye on the traffic flow into the toilet, trying to time is so no-one is in there at the same time
> no-one been in or out for a while
> its either go now or piss yourself
> stand up and tell the table I’ll be back in a sec
> New friend “Going for a piss? I’ll come too, I’m busting”
> screams inside head
> “cool”
> walk into toilet
> 1 cubicle, out of order. and 2 urinals practically touching
> there are no *‘Don’t look at my cock barriers’* .....sorry *‘splash guards’*
> he walks straight up and starts pissing instantly
> look at phone and pretend to txt and look inquisitively at the condom machine to give him enough time to finish
> turns his head “You okay?”
> “yeah, just....checking something”
> hurry the fuck up ahhhhhhhh
> can’t stall any longer
> everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies, nothing matters
> approaches urinal
> gets cock out
> stares straight ahead
> why is he still pissing!
> nothing happening, nothing, but how? My stomach is in physical pain from how much piss is in me yet it feels more likely to squirt out my ears than my cock right now
> he has clearly noticed that I’m starring at a blank wall with my cock out and have had zero piss coming from it for the last 2 minutes
> essentially now have become a retard piss storage statue, even I didn’t predict this dire situation for myself this evening
> finally he stops and is washing his hands
> just leave!
> when he finally does, the instant the door closed behind him a lazer beam of piss shot from my body and stayed pissing for what felt like an hour.
> wash hands
> avoids looking in mirror
> whats left of my confidence is hanging by a thread, self delusion about how you look doesn’t stand a chance against the cold reality that a mirror gives you
> walks back to the table
> everyone at the table standing up and putting their coats on and ready to go
> “We’re gonna go mate, was good seeing you again”
> We all said our goodbyes and went our separate ways
> feel quite happy with how it went as a whole, but could be the alcohol numbing my brain
> probably gonna be a lot of unpacking that needs doing, but will deal with that when it comes
> walking home
> get a txt from my friend
> “Hope you had fun, we should do it again soon”
> “yeah definitely! Thanks”
> feels happy
> walks past supermarket
> stops and walks up to the window
> all the lights are off
> stares at the seat the cashier girl usually sits at
> Wait, now I have a reason to engage with the cashier, it’ll be for a reason now
> can ask her to come out with me for drinks with my friend next time, I won’t scare her if I have friends, she will say yes now
> fuck it gonna ask her tomorrow
> everyone dies, nothing matters, everyone dies, nothing matters
> its not the alcohol talking I’m going to do it, definitely
> gets home
> tidies room
> feels exhausted
> gets in bed, tries a pornless wank with a half blood penis
> getting no-where, starts to hurt, gives up
> turns on TV and falls asleep
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> Wake up wearing clothes on bed
> Scrunched up towel for pillow
> Takes a minute to come round
> Slowly register what happened last night
> feels happy for 10 seconds
> brain then focuses exclusively on the negatives
> roll onto back
> stare at the ceiling replaying all the embarrassing moments over and over over for the next hour
> the door, the phantom piss, saying hi too early accidentally to the stranger.....the phone, my god the phone
> these things only happen to me
> I hear people say they have anxiety or social problems yet then they go and do things that I never could
> they have to be liars, saying it for attention
> Theres a difference between feeling you can’t do something then go and do it and not physically equipped to do it
> fucking liars
> anxiety blackface
> intense solipsistic thoughts
> only explanation, nothing else makes sense
> all of this is created and designed to humiliate and ultimately destroy me
> shut up
> you’ll make whatever is happening to you worse
> suppresses solipsistic thoughts
> checks phone
> 1 message
> mini adrenaline rush
> ‘to view your bill, click on...’
> looks away
> hangs arm off side of bed
> phone slides out of hand and drop onto the floor
> stare at ceiling again
> reminds self of your worthlessness a few more times with hand picked moments from memory confirming it
> mouth is so dry
> looks around for a drink
> thought I found some
> but old bottles of piss
> must throw them out
> needs some upbeat music to get me out of bed
> puts on some Sparklehorse
> not working
> I really must be hungover
> falls back to sleep
> wakes up 2 hours later feeling 100x worse
> tries different music to help get up
> youtube recommends ‘Islands in the stream’ to me for some reason
> puts it on, through earphones of course
> oh shit! I was going to ask the cashier out today
> doesn’t seem like a good idea anymore
> chorus hits
> imagines self doing cool shit in slow motion in black and white
> ^ the mark of any good song
> rush of blood
> fuck it, gonna get up and go to the supermarket and ask this girl out
> Knows shes working
> got her timetable memorised
> gets dressed
> puts on shirt my mum got me for a job interview
> got to utilise this high before it goes
> okay time to devise a game plan
> ‘hey I know you don’t know me but I was wondering if you’d be interested in coming for a drink with me and my friends sometime?’
> done, what else is there to say?
> no = no worries cool
> yes = cool, heres my number
> everyone dies, nothing matters x5
> doesn’t check mirror
> can only be a bad idea
> earphones in
> puts ‘Islands in the stream’ on repeat
> deep breath
> leaves house
> walking, feeling good
> reciting the line in head over and over ‘I know you don’t know me, but ..’
> almost there
> chorus hits
> lets it finish
> ready
> takes headphones out
> here we go, goes to enter
> half trips stepping up the kerb
> thats fine
> enters
> sees her
> heart racing
> oh shit need to buy something
> walks up and down the aisles
> need to impress her with my purchases
> can’t buy usual crap
> picks up some salmon
> picks up bottle of wine
> okay
> here we go
> gets in queue at her till
> people in front pay and leave one by one
> me next
> here we go, heart racing
> walks up to her
> doesn’t look up at me
> she grabs salmon to scan
> I quietly say “You don’t know me...”
> she looks up “what?”
> speaks a bit louder “I was just saying you don’t know me but..”
> “No I don’t, sorry”
> before I try ask again
> “Can I see some ID please?”
> “for the wine? I’m 29”
> “you don’t look it”
> “I don’t have any ID”
> she looks curiously at my never shaved arrested developed face
> “okay, next time bring ID or I won’t serve you again”
> “Heh ye yeah no worries.... thanks”
> gets out bank card to use
> puts in machine
> hands shaking typing in my pin number
> can feel her looking at my shakey hands
> I’ll try one more time, fuck it
> “I don’t suppose that you’d.....”
> “card declined”
> “oh, thats weird....hold on”
> tries again, declined again
> looks in wallet, luckily have the cash
> all my money in the world
> pay
> grab my bag
> look up to say thanks and shes already saying hi to the next customer
> turn and leave
> everyone dies, nothing matters x5
> slowly walking home
> don’t think about it
> just don’t think about it
> just not now
> I can’t
> sees an alleyway
> walks halfway down
> calmly takes wine out the bag
> looks at the label, reads a bit of it
> throws it at the wall
> explodes
> throws packet of salmon as far as I can
> breathing heavily
> realise I just spent this weeks food money on those
> looks down at red wine stained shirt
> face in hands
> start to cry
> can’t stop
> 10 minutes later
> dry eyes and blow my nose on my new shirt
> walk home
> at least she didn’t say no
> walk into the flat
> flat mate walks out the kitchen at the same time
> “Hey mate”
> “Hey”
> “where’ve you been?”
> “shopping”
> he looks down and sees Im not holding anything, looking confused
> “....umm, okay”
> he clearly can’t be bothered or care enough to enquire further
> “oh yeah, just a warning.....I’m having a party tomorrow night, so might be a bit noisy”
> “yeah no worries”
> “sweet, see ya later”
> “see y...”
> his bedroom door slams shut
> goes to bedroom
> feel fucking exhausted
> kicks shoes at the wall
> gets in bed
> 9pm
> want this day over with, want to sleep as soon as possible
> falls asleep at 3am
Passthepogs · 347 points · Posted at 14:27:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Episode 2
fuksto · 130 points · Posted at 01:40:41 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck, I'm invested in this show.
CtrlAltTrump · 16 points · Posted at 13:19:39 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
the you will like Flight of the Concords!
bubbaholy · 67 points · Posted at 04:54:45 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yep no way in hell he's going. 👌
[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 05:29:47 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is too relatable
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 13:40:11 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
ep 3 coming soon i hope
taltal77 · 9 points · Posted at 15:49:43 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pls ep3 senpai
Passthepogs · 16 points · Posted at 18:53:00 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://justpaste.it/1hkzr
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 11:38:01 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
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r_stockamp · 2 points · Posted at 15:40:23 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can’t see it for some reason :(
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 18:52:24 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://justpaste.it/1hkzr
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:50:42 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
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r_stockamp · 2 points · Posted at 15:52:54 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
Correct. It’s just blank, at least on mobile.
Passthepogs · 4 points · Posted at 18:53:09 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://justpaste.it/1hkzr
lzrfart · 8 points · Posted at 12:54:03 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
I gotta know what happens when he goes out
Passthepogs · 6 points · Posted at 17:52:35 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Working on it
Passthepogs · 5 points · Posted at 18:52:53 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://justpaste.it/1hkzr
juloto · 8 points · Posted at 23:44:34 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
Episode 4 pls sempii
CoryOfHouseBusta · 2 points · Posted at 17:34:36 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is with the sink thing? Is that something people really do? Why?
Rickfernello · 5 points · Posted at 19:05:59 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah I guess he exagerated a bit. But there are some robots out there that certainly live in filth.
turbocrat · 3 points · Posted at 19:59:48 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do sometimes. I don't even care. It's like a urinal, it's not like you're touching the porcelain with your hands anyways. You just rinse it out with water after.
CoryOfHouseBusta · 2 points · Posted at 20:41:36 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
But... why? What advantage does this provide?
turbocrat · 3 points · Posted at 20:48:14 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's impossible to miss. The sink is just under waist height. I also don't stand when I use the toilet either, I sit. It doesn't matter how good you are at aiming, many times there's going to be some dribble into your pants/the floor when the stream fizzles out and you're bound to miss the bowl from time to time, especially when rushing. Taking all this into consideration, I think it's unhygienic to stand while peeing in the first place. I only use the sink if I'm in a rush anyways.
Ryanhussain14 · 2 points · Posted at 20:43:48 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Episode 3 when?
Passthepogs · 4 points · Posted at 18:52:38 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://justpaste.it/1hkzr
Kshnik · 2 points · Posted at 17:32:32 on August 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck just read this. Was able to relate until the bullshit about getting invited out. Fake fucking news.
Passthepogs · 3 points · Posted at 07:48:54 on August 2, 2018 · (Permalink)
People wanted more, I had to have something happen!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:24:10 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:17:43 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Chewy_Bravo · 1652 points · Posted at 11:52:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'll live episode 2 when I wake up tomorrow
Saint947 · 344 points · Posted at 12:08:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This might be one of my favorite posts and comment sections ever.
Chewy_Bravo · 82 points · Posted at 12:11:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/passthepogs comment is brilliant
Saint947 · 22 points · Posted at 12:12:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gospel
Rickfernello · 468 points · Posted at 12:15:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Please write episode 2. Eagerly awaiting.
Passthepogs · 332 points · Posted at 12:35:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was an attempt to show that a genuine autist starring in Mr Robot wouldn’t be watchable! You’re not really proving my point if you want more 😅
DontProjectPlease · 111 points · Posted at 12:39:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That was really good dude, i thoroughly enjoyed it
[deleted] · 31 points · Posted at 13:12:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same
solarscopez · 17 points · Posted at 18:13:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then you'd love Episode 2. That's when he hangs himself with an extension cord and brings the apartment complex down with his planetary mass
[deleted] · 77 points · Posted at 13:15:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man that was like reading an autobiography.
FearLeadsToAnger · 34 points · Posted at 13:21:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well we're all here, so clearly we love autistic shit, you're firing this stuff at the only demographic guaranteed to embrace it.
ShoeBurglar · 15 points · Posted at 13:40:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure episode 2 would be about the same but maybe with different weather.
[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 13:48:57 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder if the pedophilic thoughts will surface again in episode 2, you can't just stop at a huge cliffhanger!
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 13:55:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think actually watching it would suck tits, but you’re a good writer so it’s amusing to read ur writings
darksingularity1 · 4 points · Posted at 16:29:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where is episode 2? Can’t find it
BoojumG · 4 points · Posted at 17:04:41 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's in his comment history. Not sure why it's not showing up.
audscias · 3 points · Posted at 16:47:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/7zlfzo/mr_robot/dup8yl3/
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 17:38:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/7zlfzo/comment/dupgmr5?st=JE07ZKHY&sh=1b622145
WritingWithWhiskey · 27 points · Posted at 12:47:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was fucking outstanding.
Far better than the piece of shit that was season 2 of Mr. Robot.
I'll bet you could come up with a twist too, that wasn't obvious from 8 seconds into the first episode, unlike whoever wrote the tv show.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:24:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
With the success of Watamote, I'd say it's pretty obvious people want a true autist TV show.
QueenDunedain · 2 points · Posted at 16:11:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Both were nice. Who knows what happens in the third one
Atysh · 2 points · Posted at 20:01:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow
NotEvilWashington · 2 points · Posted at 20:21:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm impressed Anon I'd definitely watch this show.
watanabefleischer · 2 points · Posted at 02:25:27 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
good, but this would be more realistic if out of pure panic and social anxiety he was unable to muster the strength to reply until the following day and said "sry i didn't see ur text in time!"
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 08:43:03 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
yeah, agreeing to do something this far out the comfort zone is unrealistic, good spot. But it was purely incase I write Episode 3 🙂 a robot meeting new people writes itself 🙃
GenericYetClassy · 256 points · Posted at 13:55:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I got you.
Episode 2
Snuwpy · 87 points · Posted at 14:30:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nic.. wait a minute
imarussellwestbrook · 14 points · Posted at 14:47:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've been had!
ThreePointsShort · 11 points · Posted at 16:30:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is supposed to be Episode 2, not Episode VII.
swaggy_butthole · 49 points · Posted at 14:56:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Every episode is the same, that's why the show won't work.
Quetzacoatl85 · 184 points · Posted at 12:22:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
what is this, actually quality OC greentext on leddit. and surely better than the actual 4ch thread, what has the world come to.
frozengyro · 25 points · Posted at 13:57:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plus is was real and straight
JukeDriver · 3 points · Posted at 20:24:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
We group up here to get away from the normies since 4chan became mainstream.
evildino666 · 152 points · Posted at 11:39:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This proves your green text is one of your diary entries.
a_hydrocarbon · -1 points · Posted at 11:56:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh snap
i_forget_my_userids · 21 points · Posted at 12:23:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Normie get out
a_hydrocarbon · -4 points · Posted at 12:29:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
REEEE
TwatsThat · 65 points · Posted at 13:06:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
All TV shows have to be in big city, ideally NYC, so Mr Robot wouldn't walk to the store they'd use a grocery delivery service to minimize social interaction and probably put in a note to put the bag on the floor outside their apartment door, knock, and leave so they don't even have to see the delivery person.
Maybe the tension for this episode could be the delivery person didn't see the special instructions and is still there when Mr Robot goes to get the bag.
Repost_Hypocrite · 33 points · Posted at 12:23:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ha ha...
I relate...
thats probably not good
ghostdate · 3 points · Posted at 15:31:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I relate to the zero messages and tv on from the night before. I can’t sleep without it.
xXsnip_ur_ballsXx · 3 points · Posted at 00:41:19 on February 28, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat better food. Vegetarian chili/lentil soup is stupid easy, filling, healthy, and makes excellent leftovers.
Go for walks daily without headphones, keeping your head up and at eye level.
Jerk off only once every four days. Sexual rewards twice a day is how your body/mind gets complacent.
Repost_Hypocrite · 1 points · Posted at 01:06:56 on February 28, 2018 · (Permalink)
ok
jesuslover69420 · 2 points · Posted at 18:02:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah pedophiles should be burned
Dennis_enzo · 35 points · Posted at 12:41:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Episode 2: see episode 1.
ddplz · 24 points · Posted at 13:50:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its called welcome to the NHK
FINDTHECOMPUTERROOM · 9 points · Posted at 18:33:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
NHK is a work of art.
x1Battosai1x · 4 points · Posted at 22:12:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Solid show, that.
fvckmyshitup · 54 points · Posted at 12:09:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus Christ bleach me
Aurfore · 47 points · Posted at 12:11:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Incels irl
YeOldTurkey · 44 points · Posted at 13:13:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is too fucking real, just add about 30 beers and that’s me
StoneHolder28 · 58 points · Posted at 13:22:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
BrotmanLoL · 4 points · Posted at 23:17:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
wow you read it too!
WhenceYeCame · 28 points · Posted at 13:57:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just put in "Maybe I'll become an alcoholic, at least then I'll have some kind of group culture to feel like I belong too." All good.
bardfaust · 2 points · Posted at 16:43:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plus when you start to get drunk it makes you feel like you've accomplished at least that today
mapleismycat · 40 points · Posted at 14:22:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can't tell if if your me or this is a new radio head song
MLein97 · 12 points · Posted at 15:10:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just threw it through a Dada generator now it is
Met life;
But even fall in effort checks worthless;
Anyone even vessel the her like wank pass let with to in interacting check anime. Alone you eye;
To minimal it messages as in very shop toll looks put your.
A walk have a phone on the of up.
Browse anyone this from food for look.
Cashier you’ve into messages you 4chan her.
Some no zero real can’t;
Phone female talks love watch them being;
With physical to
Obviously it needs editing, but a few bones are there
mapleismycat · 7 points · Posted at 15:16:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I always wanted to 4chan a m'lady
plugitupwithtrash · 3 points · Posted at 16:42:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thom Yorke, is that you?
MLein97 · 2 points · Posted at 16:59:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No Yok Thorm
bubbaholy · 32 points · Posted at 14:27:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Too real. I'm out.
fvckmyshitup · 2 points · Posted at 08:47:18 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
😂 what is this shark tank?
mellvins059 · 32 points · Posted at 12:09:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am eagerly awaiting episode 2 here.
PinkyBlinky · 19 points · Posted at 13:53:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The problem with this lifestyle is that all the episodes are more or less the same
WanderLost58 · 12 points · Posted at 16:24:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is r/bestof shit right here
sunny_in_phila · 9 points · Posted at 13:10:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would read episode 2 if you wrote it, but I’m guessing it would be copy, paste, delete going to the store.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 13:53:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Already went to the store yesterday, still traumatized
RainbowRaper · 18 points · Posted at 11:52:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes actually
Kouroshimo · 7 points · Posted at 13:11:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That was amazing... i see you've been a robot too
Grhylln · 8 points · Posted at 13:09:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone that has more dollars than me needs to gold this human
Pheonixi3 · 6 points · Posted at 13:41:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
shrekinator · 8 points · Posted at 13:46:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is better than it deserves to be.
WendyLRogers3 · 8 points · Posted at 14:03:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
RedRh1no · 7 points · Posted at 14:26:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Great comment and scary accurate. I would watch episode 2
Zandonus · 5 points · Posted at 18:24:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit, i'm like... Some kind of social butterfly.
Kevintrades · 3 points · Posted at 22:01:13 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's your problem
UpvoteBecauseIcan · 1 points · Posted at 08:38:11 on March 15, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ready for duty!
jr1477 · 5 points · Posted at 14:33:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Beautifully written
eXXaXion · 6 points · Posted at 17:16:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fucking normie.
What a fucking normie.
kabloofy · 17 points · Posted at 12:15:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bravo mr.playwrite, bravo wipes away genuine pearly tear with begloved hand
dongsuvious · 27 points · Posted at 12:34:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would kill myself if I had that life 😭
nGBeast · 76 points · Posted at 12:42:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Be the change you want to see in the world.
PM___ME___DREAMS · 10 points · Posted at 13:28:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Easier said than done
dongsuvious · 4 points · Posted at 13:34:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Instead of the pizza, put your head in the oven?
I'm just kidding don't kill yourself, go for a walk and keep your head up high.
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 13:26:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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AlbinoMoose · 15 points · Posted at 13:48:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://m.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Hangmans-Noose
Deathraged · 2 points · Posted at 15:22:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You already do 😂😂😂
StinkyWanky · 5 points · Posted at 14:29:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would definitely watch this
Flyinlow6925 · 4 points · Posted at 13:26:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Never thought I’d see this again
rdldr1 · 4 points · Posted at 13:50:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
More!
svparty · 5 points · Posted at 14:02:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude
St_Veloth · 4 points · Posted at 14:38:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why...did he piss in the sink? I guess that’s my first question.
shitterplug · 3 points · Posted at 15:15:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because it's fun
PralinesNCream · 4 points · Posted at 16:30:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
can't stop laughing even though some of this is way too relatable
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 17:15:57 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now imagine that exact same show, but with some anime girl (who is invisible to the main character) narrating everything and talking about how in love she is with him and how perfect he is and how hard she has to fight to keep him from changing by stopping people from helping him and fucking things up for him all the time.
Tetragrade · 2 points · Posted at 12:53:44 on March 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
sounds fucking gay and retarded
hypernova2121 · 3 points · Posted at 15:21:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is the realest most heterosexual shit i have ever seen
audscias · 3 points · Posted at 16:14:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would watch this.
BloodSurgery · 3 points · Posted at 16:25:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that your life?
MrRedTRex · 3 points · Posted at 18:42:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh man some of this hits really close to home. Especially the part about running an errand that takes 5 minutes, coming home feeling accomplished and needing to take a nap in order to recover from my difficult day.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:06:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:32:02 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Make this a sub reddit pls. People cam right their own episodes. It makes me feel better seeing other people living like this.
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 08:51:39 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rewriting famous TV show episodes in green text with the main character with genuinely serious crippling social problems? That could produce some gems 🙂
The only way I’d subscribe or contribute is if it has a really clever name 🙃
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 16:48:28 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
How about /r/RealRobot or /r/GreentextTV?
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 18:50:25 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok I made it called GreentextTV
Sir_Thomas_Hummus · 3 points · Posted at 06:27:03 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus, nosebleed aside this is my fucking life. The only comfort I guess is that it’s common enough to become satire?
UpvoteBecauseIcan · 2 points · Posted at 08:39:11 on March 15, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even the pedophile part? Oh man
missrowsdower · 3 points · Posted at 07:21:10 on March 4, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m on the edge of my seat, waiting for more!!
CLSosa · 3 points · Posted at 16:43:26 on March 18, 2018 · (Permalink)
Need that 5th episode asap, im rooting for our guy!
Passthepogs · 3 points · Posted at 16:52:33 on March 18, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’ll do it soon 🙂 I’ve not forgotten.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:34:16 on March 18, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was just about to ask but checked your comment history first
Valanga1138 · 6 points · Posted at 12:50:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Real and strai... Nope, still gay.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 12:34:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m gagging 🤣🤣🤣🤣
53bvo · 24 points · Posted at 12:52:33 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just keep practicing and you'll be able to swallow without troubles.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 12:59:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s so funny bc I knew this guy for a while and he was EXACTLY like this. I can’t believe it. He’s deceiving bc he is good looking but has all of these exact traits. Also, why do they all have pedophillic fantasies???? Is it because they feel inferior around actual women??
_megitsune_ · 5 points · Posted at 13:03:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe this is just the natural life path of a repressed pedophile refusing to get any treatment
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 13:16:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same
vdeu · 2 points · Posted at 14:34:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Actually, yes. I want to see what happens with the cashier
reaper412 · 2 points · Posted at 14:39:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This post made my morning
nelzonkuat · 2 points · Posted at 14:49:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
My schedule indeed
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 15:24:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
#bestof
UnknownInnovator · 2 points · Posted at 16:15:43 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omfg. Were you the one or are you still the robot?
hoechsten · 2 points · Posted at 16:43:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Edit: thanks for gold! XD
vfoldy · 2 points · Posted at 16:50:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think this reflects all of our lives.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 17:10:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/2meirl4meirl
jesuslover69420 · 2 points · Posted at 18:02:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like my ex boyfriend except lacking computer skills
Schizzlol · 2 points · Posted at 18:25:33 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Replace pizza with a handle and remove the pedoshit and you got me. 😂😂😂
Bunnies_Ushanka · 2 points · Posted at 19:48:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Also, bed he wakes up on has no sheets. The falls in love line had me dying. Too perfect.
dothosenipscomeoff · 2 points · Posted at 20:13:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
uh oh
JCBh9 · 2 points · Posted at 20:27:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
CONTINUE!!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:49:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good shit my dude, good shit
ChewyIsMyC0Pil0t · 2 points · Posted at 20:53:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would watch this
urbanpsycho · 2 points · Posted at 21:20:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would watch this.
sandiegomagapede2 · 2 points · Posted at 22:45:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're a faggot HAHAHA
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 22:49:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you get gilded you’ll turn into a faggot too 😝 sorry....a double faggot.
sandiegomagapede2 · 2 points · Posted at 23:07:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
cant double fag someone whose already a triple fag. BOOM! I win?
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Quin fag
Quartofel · 2 points · Posted at 01:14:12 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sometimes reddit is alright.
turtleh · 2 points · Posted at 14:13:53 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
C'est la vie
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 18:50:00 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Please submit this GreentextTV!
zimbindi · 2 points · Posted at 14:42:07 on February 26, 2018 · (Permalink)
dude you're just describing your own experience, be honest
Arsey56 · 2 points · Posted at 01:25:24 on March 2, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nags Head? Enderby?
GoneGreenGoose · 2 points · Posted at 02:54:15 on March 2, 2018 · (Permalink)
Truly a modern Tolkien of his time.
yevo · 2 points · Posted at 03:24:59 on March 4, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where is ep. 4? :(
DuckDuckYoga · 2 points · Posted at 02:14:42 on March 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
These are good and thoroughly depressing. Keep it up
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:33:32 on June 28, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where is episode 5
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 21:14:24 on June 28, 2018 · (Permalink)
How are people still finding this thread? 😅
My life started going okay, so this stuff stopped flowing through me......but I got dumped 3 days ago so I may be back soon.
No-one will get to read it though buried in an old post.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:33:09 on June 29, 2018 · (Permalink)
I searched for Mr Robot on reddit because I wanted to watch it and I found this post
Passthepogs · 2 points · Posted at 19:32:00 on June 29, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh I see :)
You know what, I’m gonna try do episode 5 tonight 🙂 no promises though
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 07:47:26 on June 30, 2018 · (Permalink)
No need to if it makes you feel wprse, unless you like doing it. Hopefully things are better in your life now.
JIVEprinting · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:17 on August 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
it was me
edit: r/greentextTV
JIVEprinting · 2 points · Posted at 03:12:32 on July 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/2meirl42meirl4meirl
edit: seriously the most I've laughed at my phone in years, was getting to be a really disaffected night too. This must have been a lot of work but thanks, and I'm sure a lot more people appreciated it even more than me.
second edit: completed. brutal. would watch the show anyway.
SharkTRS · 2 points · Posted at 23:43:25 on August 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
hey I know this is 5 months old but are you stopping at episode 4? I'm emotionally invested in this shit now
UserNotSpecified · 2 points · Posted at 13:05:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Please write an episode 2 to this!
fernguts · 3 points · Posted at 15:40:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've never seen a post be gilded on /r/4chan before, let alone twice. Which one of you faggots is doing that?
Ron1212 · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:18 on August 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Episode 5 please
LucForLucas · 1 points · Posted at 21:21:59 on August 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is brilliant. Is there a fifth episode?
elusive_sanity · 1 points · Posted at 14:30:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You forgot one thing: Decides to buy guns and get revenge on the assholes
haywire · 5271 points · Posted at 08:30:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
RedSoxDamageControl · 1274 points · Posted at 09:03:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
God damn it
dragonspeak · 267 points · Posted at 10:52:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Best timeline imo
[deleted] · -4 points · Posted at 12:23:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
Derpy_inferno · 11 points · Posted at 13:14:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
2edgy4me
TehArkhamKniggit · 3 points · Posted at 13:51:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
3edgelord5moi
[deleted] · 28 points · Posted at 12:04:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The fucks ups with your name bro huh?
You wanna fuckin go bro ye
I stab you ye
SunRunner3 · 5 points · Posted at 12:28:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
hahah, spit
newgabe · 666 points · Posted at 08:40:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Boy, that's fuckin rich
SmashedBug · 211 points · Posted at 10:02:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nobody is a REAL miserable sack of shit unless they're me
munk_e_man · 43 points · Posted at 11:29:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
correct
RDay · 18 points · Posted at 11:38:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your mom is not happy with you either. She moaned about it one night.
Zandonus · 3 points · Posted at 17:46:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Humblebrag: Dad still acknowledges me as his son.
SynisterSilence · 5 points · Posted at 12:04:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, I'm more depressed!
Deathraged · 3 points · Posted at 15:22:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm so depresses I'm about to kill myself
tinyj316 · 2 points · Posted at 12:47:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/gatekeeping
CaptainObvious_1 · 4 points · Posted at 13:44:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe you faggots should start trying to be normies.
calvinthecalvin · 118 points · Posted at 08:56:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
yoinks
cheers_grills · 25 points · Posted at 12:08:12 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
delete this
falling_sideways · 47 points · Posted at 10:26:12 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's always scummy in 4chan-delphia.
ChuckCarmichael · 114 points · Posted at 10:25:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought they already got that with the Big Bang Theory
NerdBlackFaceREEEEE
PartOfTheHivemind · 94 points · Posted at 10:50:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
4chan has understood cultural appropriation from the start, they have all of their memes stolen by people they try to avoid
_liminal · 26 points · Posted at 12:18:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Like Reddit
cheers_grills · 3 points · Posted at 21:46:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
They took counter measures with Pepe and seems like it worked.
HajaKensei · 4 points · Posted at 12:21:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because everything on internet will be stolen, dwelling over it is useless because you know they don't have the autism required for real meme creation.
LeaveOldNickAlone · 1 points · Posted at 13:42:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
>Implying you can avoid people that are already avoiding you
chubbyurma · 165 points · Posted at 09:06:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
> 4chan becomes self-aware about its autism
Zetch88 · 68 points · Posted at 11:10:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
>Implying they haven't always been
beirch · 5 points · Posted at 12:09:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Doesnt ">" already mean "implying"
I know it's how you green text, but I also thought it meant that.
Funeque · 5 points · Posted at 17:08:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
no, it's for quoting you pleb
beirch · 1 points · Posted at 17:15:11 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
On Reddit, yes
Funeque · 4 points · Posted at 17:37:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
and on 4chan.
Cronyx · 2 points · Posted at 15:26:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22%3Eimplying%22&prmd=ibvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwia-dWnrLzZAhVum-AKHSUGAVEQ_AUIESgB&biw=360&bih=560&dpr=4
ansamech · 2 points · Posted at 12:24:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes he is wrong you are right
[deleted] · -11 points · Posted at 09:06:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
[removed]
GreedyRadish · 56 points · Posted at 09:07:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a garbage novelty account.
Bad bot.
IpMedia · 31 points · Posted at 09:16:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're a garbage novelty account. I can't name a single instance there has been a need for radish much less a greedy one.
GreedyRadish · 19 points · Posted at 09:17:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Big if true.
CrrntryGrntlrmrn · 11 points · Posted at 09:33:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Small if false
Rezenbekk · 12 points · Posted at 10:12:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Medium if plausible
Jesusloveskfc · 4 points · Posted at 11:10:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gargantuan if minuscule
beirch · 3 points · Posted at 12:09:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yin if yang
TheBoxBoxer · 3 points · Posted at 10:55:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey, I need a (((radish))).
NigmaNoname · 241 points · Posted at 10:02:26 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least Mr. Robot is a good show. Look at shit like The Big Bang Theory. ZIMBOOPER
bigjilm1275 · 16 points · Posted at 12:17:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Low hanging fruit.
normale_man · 68 points · Posted at 10:07:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your mom is a good show
[deleted] · 51 points · Posted at 10:09:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
Gambina666 · 43 points · Posted at 11:30:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ur mom and dad gay together
[deleted] · 30 points · Posted at 11:32:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No u
IWillFeed · 2 points · Posted at 13:04:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
U
Onagda · 2 points · Posted at 11:58:43 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
ur mum big gay
Jaspersong · 2 points · Posted at 11:20:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
no u
Tal9922 · 3 points · Posted at 11:27:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey, thanks man.
SockedSandal · 3 points · Posted at 14:13:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your mom goes to college
PanqueNhoc · 11 points · Posted at 11:49:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eh. A bit on the corny side imo
LeaveOldNickAlone · 11 points · Posted at 13:38:41 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
>Comparing a sitcom with a drama thriller
Superboy309 · 9 points · Posted at 16:06:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean, there are sitcoms that tackle real issues in a well constructed manner.
The Bing Bong Theorem is about an autistic super genius and his slightly less autistic normal genius friends demeaning women and being nerds. It has poorly constructed humor and very basic, uninspired episodes.
I don't understand why that can't compared to another piece of the same medium.
Cronyx · 2 points · Posted at 15:24:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think Halt And Catch Fire is better.
[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 12:14:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
D-DELET THIS
SenatorShekelstein · 16 points · Posted at 10:21:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s not difficult for them to understand concepts that are fake and gay.
RetardCat69 · 3 points · Posted at 12:22:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wasn't that always the case with BBT getting called nerd blackface tho
infamousnexus · 3 points · Posted at 10:45:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn bro.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 19:09:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cultural appropriation is a retarded concept. Even if this qualified, it wouldn't be somehow wrong for them to be making a show in which they "appropriate culture". It would merely be something I dislike. But it should still deserve to be a thing if it makes money.
Robots don't know how to co-exist with people. Liberals refuse to co-exist with anyone who isn't exactly like them.
Niruz · 1 points · Posted at 11:19:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
epic
nomfam · -2 points · Posted at 11:57:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah, it's still stupid.
hypmoden · -2 points · Posted at 11:42:59 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
being an isolated sperg is culture?
StreetfighterXD · -7 points · Posted at 11:57:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
How does it feel being the niggers of the Internet
[deleted] · -26 points · Posted at 10:28:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hope this is bait. Because this is so irrelevant it hurts.
shrekinator · 11 points · Posted at 13:47:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No it's not. Incel culture is a real thing.
[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 13:48:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is real but it has fuck anything to do with this post.
shrekinator · 8 points · Posted at 13:49:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes it does. Normies appropriating incel culture.
[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 13:50:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
There has always been normies that think they are alone and then hang out in their chad circle. It didnt start with mr.robot. aslong as there is anything to latch on, people will latch onto it.
shrekinator · 6 points · Posted at 14:02:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't care enough about this topic to continue it.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 14:04:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fair enough i dont either
Zachums · 6 points · Posted at 14:19:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well you apparently cared enough that “it hurts”. Are you doing okay now?
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 14:22:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You have to go back
26_paperclips · 964 points · Posted at 07:51:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The show is full of 4chan dogwhistles. Eg, one episode has a password set to 'marblecake'. The writers definitely come from pre-2010 /b/
OpenCLoP · 466 points · Posted at 08:46:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or have at least read Encyclopedia Dramatica front to back.
concernedcitizeness · 51 points · Posted at 15:22:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
i dont know what is more cancerous, /b/ or encyclopedia dramatica
Reverand_Dave · 28 points · Posted at 16:03:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you get a tumor on your tumor?
zakangi · 205 points · Posted at 09:38:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
When he was searching in the first episode fsociety online, there were a bunch of websites open and one of them appeared to be the 4chan front page with the list of the boards, but the name was censored and for example /s4s/ was named stuffwesays.
mk44 · 96 points · Posted at 09:34:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Back when /b/ was good.
Korago · 359 points · Posted at 09:35:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
/b/ was never good
[deleted] · 102 points · Posted at 10:06:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
Jesusloveskfc · 24 points · Posted at 11:12:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe its maybeline.
RawketLawnchair2 · 23 points · Posted at 11:19:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe it's methamphetamine
Jesusloveskfc · 5 points · Posted at 11:24:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
why not both tacogirl.jpg does this make me hacker now.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 13:17:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It makes you a faggot
Karpeeezy · 43 points · Posted at 09:44:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is the only right answer
OrigamiMe · 3 points · Posted at 10:35:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
darn it
AlpineCorbett · 15 points · Posted at 10:16:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aye. But it was once shite with purpose
BracerCrane · 8 points · Posted at 10:43:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nope, that's when the downhill started. Ops ruined /b/.
LaughingOctopussy · 2 points · Posted at 13:03:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
But was it?
LANEW1995 · 7 points · Posted at 10:21:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe he was into the CP that was regularly posted.
infamousnexus · 5 points · Posted at 10:47:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
They stopped doing that? Maybe I'll come back then.
Subalpine · 25 points · Posted at 13:19:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
all /b/ did then was complain about how soft everyone was. just so many endless threads about "stop trying to fix the world" and "/b/ isn't your personal army". then shit would happen like someone knocking over a postcard stand on a random street webcam feed and everyone would shit their goddamn pants.
TolkienAwoken · 11 points · Posted at 13:38:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, you're still talking about after /b/ was good
Subalpine · 12 points · Posted at 13:40:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
/b/ was always 99% trash. That's why this sub still posts years old 4chan content all the time.
PM_Best_Porn_Pls · 3 points · Posted at 14:28:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
/b/ was always illegal stuff that wasnt already allowed on other boards and random porn and shit
shitterplug · 2 points · Posted at 15:35:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude, anything after the introduction of r9k was shit. It was shit before, but it was also shit after.
The postcard thread was nice though. I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Subalpine · 1 points · Posted at 23:41:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
r9k was like a little too into its whole "we're sad and lonely and it completely defines who we are" persona. It was like half a step away from an incel support group and it really over shadowed their legit funny goofs and gaffs.
shitterplug · 2 points · Posted at 23:58:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's not what it started out as. I'm sure you already know, but r9k is short for robot9000, an algorithm that deletes reposts. It was supposed to encourage original posts. It worked great for maybe a year, and resulted in some fucking hilarious threads. Unfortunately it turned into the same racist, autistic unoriginal crap you find on /b/ once a community developed. A lot of the people who posted there originally abandoned it because it just wasn't funny anymore, myself included. I'm not even sure if the algorithm still functions the same.
Subalpine · 1 points · Posted at 00:05:51 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah yeah, but you have to agree even in the early days there was a lot of emphasis put on who is a normie and who is a NEET greentext. It didn't truly shit the bed until it was brought back in 2014 without the script, but it still wasn't the utopia Randall was hoping for in the early days.
xCpm · 844 points · Posted at 08:32:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He gets pussy on the grounds of not being a fat ugly neckbeard.
Nyath · 446 points · Posted at 08:48:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not being a fat ugly neckbeard alone doesn't get you pussy.
GreedyRadish · 478 points · Posted at 09:08:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It sure helps, tho
Nyath · 120 points · Posted at 09:13:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's at least step one. I just fail at the rest.
[deleted] · 160 points · Posted at 09:18:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
Jtcr2001 · 112 points · Posted at 09:31:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It would be easier if you explained how to do step 4
YourAssHat · 188 points · Posted at 09:35:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're obviously skipping step 3.
[deleted] · 54 points · Posted at 09:45:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Found OP
Jesusloveskfc · 32 points · Posted at 11:13:41 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good job gang, another mystery solved.
Quadip · 6 points · Posted at 09:58:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
fine explain how to do step 3.
nezamestnany · 17 points · Posted at 10:18:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's left as an exercise for the reader
pq473 · 2 points · Posted at 13:17:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've been trying to figure this out for many years myself...
Iceklimber · 1 points · Posted at 10:30:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What if he looks feminine?
Jtcr2001 · 1 points · Posted at 16:15:43 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, I already fap exclusively to girls so I think I got that one down.
dutch_penguin · 5 points · Posted at 11:36:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Seriously. I'm fucking retarded and I'm not fat. The first time I got laid was cause a girl wanted to see my penis and I said ok (see step 3).
StreetfighterXD · 16 points · Posted at 11:59:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Force yourself to talk to normies like an anthropologist studying a remote tribe
dutch_penguin · 2 points · Posted at 12:03:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
True, except bovinologist, because I think women are udderly beautiful.
ThenTheGorursArrived · 1 points · Posted at 17:31:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd take being burnt at a stake for accidentally insulting the Chief over having to deal with the stares normalfags give when you mess up any day.
Jtcr2001 · 1 points · Posted at 16:16:42 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, no girl has asked to see my penis, I guess that should be spet 4.
Obi-StacheKenobi · 1 points · Posted at 14:41:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
See other steps. Don't be such a fuckass
Jtcr2001 · 1 points · Posted at 16:17:30 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Already done, I still haven't gotten any bitches.
thehunter699 · 12 points · Posted at 12:02:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive
BayadOfficial · 30 points · Posted at 10:18:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/restofthefuckingowl
theRippedViking · 7 points · Posted at 11:23:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/restofthefucking
Nyath · 9 points · Posted at 09:52:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nice, already three steps done. I just think there's a 3.5...
Crash_Bandicunt · 1 points · Posted at 16:31:26 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Called making friends
Darth_Revan_III · 3 points · Posted at 13:32:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s easy if your standards are through the ground.
BrolestBrolin · 2 points · Posted at 13:42:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The words of a true sex-haver
ThenTheGorursArrived · 1 points · Posted at 17:28:59 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
samsquanch2000 · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Step 5: stop saying normies like you think you're problems are different to everyone else's.
chesterdjester · 5 points · Posted at 11:39:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can skip step one if you have low standards or at least mildly interesting to a girl with terrible self esteem. Which is a lot of them.
ViktorBoskovic · 14 points · Posted at 11:31:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was an aspie /fit/izen with a uniform girls supposedly love and I still couldn't get pussy because I'm socially retarded
Hust91 · 1 points · Posted at 11:51:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wouldn't that still make you a neckbeard, doe?
ViktorBoskovic · 8 points · Posted at 12:01:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No because women showed interest. I was just too retarded to notice or too retarded to close the deal
Hust91 · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is the neckbeard section not primarily indicative of the "4chan" mindset as opposed to looks?
ViktorBoskovic · 1 points · Posted at 22:38:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought it was just some cunt who thinks all girls are out to get them and that they are too nice for girls. I don't feel like that. I understand its cause I'm a moron
Hust91 · 1 points · Posted at 17:55:09 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought that was just a variety of nice guy, which does not necessarily have to also be a neckbeard?
unkindledlarry · 70 points · Posted at 08:58:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He had drugs too.
vezokpiraka · -2 points · Posted at 09:45:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is also not enough.
BlindStark · 14 points · Posted at 09:57:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Depends on the drug
procrastination55 · 13 points · Posted at 10:20:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
vehemently disagree.
[deleted] · 66 points · Posted at 11:24:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Tal9922 · 49 points · Posted at 11:30:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do wonder about that. He's a total recluse drug addict at the start of the show, how did he get such an athletic physique? Those abs take work, and he definitely doesn't go to the gym.
[deleted] · 73 points · Posted at 11:34:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 12:10:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I recently watched iZombie and one of the things I noticed was that all the fit/muscular characters actually went to the gym. They'd either mention it occasionally or show scenes at the gym.
bubbles212 · 2 points · Posted at 17:19:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was prepared to hate iZombie but ended up being pleasantly surprised. It walks a really fine line where it manages to hook viewers into the high-stakes season-long arcs while keeping a playful tone for the most part, a lot like Veronica Mars did (from the same showrunner).
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:35:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Before watching the show I thought it looked so stupid. Then I heard all the people on Reddit talking about how it pleasantly surprised them. Now I'm one of those people and absolutely hyped for S04 in just 3 days.
I also picked a very good time to get into the show because I just finished season 3 like a week ago.
Scnappy · 2 points · Posted at 15:44:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think this is why the inbetweeners is so magical to me. It not only perfectly captures dorky teenage awkwardness, but the actors look like gangly, dorky teenagers too, without necessarily being unattractive.
0x1F595 · 1 points · Posted at 01:21:02 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Have you seen Scorpion?
This is Walter O'Brien in the show
This is actually Walter O'Brien
Conradfr · 21 points · Posted at 13:24:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He hacked the gym.
beirch · 2 points · Posted at 12:13:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Abs don't take work. Everyone has abs. You just need to have a low enough body fat percentage to make them show.
VacantThoughts · 6 points · Posted at 13:18:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rami Malek definitely doesn't have a "just low body fat" type physique in the show though.
beirch · 0 points · Posted at 14:36:12 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's not what we were disussing. We were discussing whether or not you need to go to the gym to have visible abs. Most people don't.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:55:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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CLSosa · 9 points · Posted at 11:45:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Has his own apartment in the LES in NYC too
strooglecoodle · 3 points · Posted at 16:50:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Am I the only one that actually watched the show? Have you idiots seen him take off his shirt? He has abs because he's an emaciated DYEL.
Gamepenuin · 2 points · Posted at 11:41:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
yes, it can
yoshi570 · 2 points · Posted at 12:26:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It fucking does. Unless you're retarded.
Nyath · 1 points · Posted at 12:50:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/f9FW2.gif
yoshi570 · 1 points · Posted at 13:39:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah you ugly
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:20:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Nyath · 2 points · Posted at 21:00:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, if you are a 8/10 and above you don't have to do all that much, you'll get approached for sure. I'm not, so I have to do the active part which is the part where I am not that strong.
[deleted] · -5 points · Posted at 10:29:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Nyath · 6 points · Posted at 11:28:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Guess I'm fucking up big time then. Or I should select my clubs more carefully (or go more than a handful of times per year).
jess_albas_twin · 3 points · Posted at 11:41:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
tell the girl you want to fuck you accidentally left a bag of coke at home and are leaving, watch what happens
Nyath · 0 points · Posted at 12:48:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think the ones that this works on are not really the ones I should be taking home....
jess_albas_twin · 1 points · Posted at 12:49:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It works on them all
willyp0689 · 0 points · Posted at 10:58:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
right? you can have terrible social anxiety and do all these things
DontBanMeForAsking · 1327 points · Posted at 08:29:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He didn't just get pussy. He fucked a straight up hot piece of ass while they were tripping on Molly together.
Then a half an hour later he's in a ball crying because he's so lonely and freaking out because someone tried to shake his hand.
Riiiiiiight. That's exactly how that works.
chubbyurma · 468 points · Posted at 09:06:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is precisely how molly works though
[deleted] · 150 points · Posted at 09:08:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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ObeseMoreece · 97 points · Posted at 09:41:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some (fucking lucky) people don't get pill dick too badly when they're on it
crochet_masterpiece · 14 points · Posted at 12:24:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can fuck on e but got damn i can never nut, no way.
ObeseMoreece · 14 points · Posted at 13:06:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup, even if I do get it up I can barely finish if I've had a good amount. Even then by the time I have finished my arm is tired as fuck and I have to go through the shame of closing many tabs decreasingly depraved porn so I hate myself after.
Doctorjames25 · 27 points · Posted at 11:11:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sex is the last thing I want to do on E. For some reason though I think sex on acid is pretty cool.
ObeseMoreece · 3 points · Posted at 11:35:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think I'd love sex on acid, however acid acts in a similar way to me as mdma and my unit won't stand to attention so easily. Got blown though and that was fucking great
FinFihlman · 1 points · Posted at 19:18:43 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Energy drinks are not drugs boi.
Pirate_Redbeard · -2 points · Posted at 11:27:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Agree on the first thing, can confirm on the second ;)
InfectedLeg253 · 2 points · Posted at 13:33:59 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I once did coke with this 6/10 and we fucked for hours and I couldn't nut. I smoked meth once and couldn't even get a hard on. Drugs are weird.
yakopcohen · 2 points · Posted at 14:04:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Orgasms are fucking intense on E
ObeseMoreece · 3 points · Posted at 14:08:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Having them is great, attaining them is such a chore.
wwttdd · 1 points · Posted at 19:26:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
🌰
LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 1 points · Posted at 11:38:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What if he's fucking some unlucky person?
ObeseMoreece · 3 points · Posted at 12:10:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
They're already unlucky if they're forced to fuck your sweaty maw of a body
chubbyurma · 29 points · Posted at 09:11:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe flaccid sex is his style
ObnoxiousLittleCunt · 1 points · Posted at 12:45:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Acid sex definitely is
Apocoflips · 1 points · Posted at 15:47:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tie it to a stick
re_furr · 10 points · Posted at 11:18:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I get the longest and hardest boners on e/molly.
TripleOGeg · 13 points · Posted at 09:40:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Speak for yourself, never had an issue with it.
mfwwhen · 7 points · Posted at 09:21:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The BQC don’t get limp
Big quadroon cock
shitterplug · 2 points · Posted at 15:29:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've never had that problem unless I was rolling hard, and at that point I was more interested in looking at street lights than having sex.
l4dlouis · 2 points · Posted at 17:01:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have never not once heard of e making your dick not work, it’s supposed to make you want to fuck. Mate you have ed that’s just it
PurpleDerp · 15 points · Posted at 10:39:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
that comedown is rough
pool-is-closed · 2 points · Posted at 12:01:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Doesn't have to be. 5HTP + OJ + exercise.
pool-is-closed · 2 points · Posted at 12:00:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can confirm
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 11:52:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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fightwithdogma · 12 points · Posted at 12:20:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
U U U U
If you can fuck on molly, you should fuck on molly
DontBanMeForAsking · 1 points · Posted at 04:54:38 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, fucking on molly is probably the single most amazing thing a person can experience (sadly not speaking from personal experience).
Also, had no problems getting it up on molly (to jerk off to porn for ten hours straight).
Also, yeah. You are a fucking retard if you curl up in a ball to cry shortly after getting laid. That would be far from my reaction.
Also, that come down that everyone keeps talking about isn't really as brutal as they're making it out to be. Yes, you do feel slightly the depressed the next day. But, I'd hardly being curled up in a ball sobbing after banging a hot chick on molly. WTF kind of reaction is that? You must have had some molly that was actually made from meth and or heroin. The come down from some pure MDMA really isn't that bad. Especially if you take some vitamins and get plenty of sleep before getting up the next day. C'mon, it's not that BAD guys.
iNOTgoodATcomp · 244 points · Posted at 08:56:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean... It is though. X is a weird drug.
SkeletalBellToller · 33 points · Posted at 10:33:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah if you're not prepared, it gon' give it to ya
NotAnAlcoholicJack · 44 points · Posted at 09:05:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
We beat Alabama’s ass last night fam 😡
iNOTgoodATcomp · 21 points · Posted at 09:07:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
And I got banned for it. Fuck 'em!
NotAnAlcoholicJack · 15 points · Posted at 09:09:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Banned from cfb? I got banned from r/cfb like 6 months ago for using the “retard” word and then calling srshouse an internet janitor. Fuckin self important faggots are ruining collegiate sport culture.
Dumb bitch tried to sell me some story about how one of his relatives was disabled and he took it offensively. Like I give a fuck what some Vandy fan thinks.
BlindStark · 32 points · Posted at 09:57:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I got banned from the movies subreddit for saying, “I bet you like kissing girls, faggot.”
NotAnAlcoholicJack · 29 points · Posted at 10:01:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let’s all just agree that this website has become a fucking plague of cancer over the last 4 years.
bartekko · 7 points · Posted at 10:05:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
But was reddit ever good?
NotAnAlcoholicJack · 18 points · Posted at 10:08:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was less cancerous at one point
2008-2011 range. It was still terrible in the grand scheme, but it was a lot more free.
Akitz · 10 points · Posted at 10:56:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
when you feel the need to pepper your opinion with signals that you're part of the club
NotAnAlcoholicJack · 1 points · Posted at 11:12:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you honestly want to sit here and tell me that f7u12 comics and constant r/trees posts were cool?
Or were you not old enough to rememer
Pirate_Redbeard · 1 points · Posted at 11:29:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I rememer
Jesusloveskfc · 1 points · Posted at 11:17:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
ah the r/jailbait days
Fiddling_Jesus · 3 points · Posted at 12:36:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It used to be a lot better. You could at least speak freely. And the social left/right split was a lot more equal.
VindictiveRakk · 5 points · Posted at 10:16:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
All online communities suffer with poplularity. Just look at individual subreddits. The smaller ones are generally good and as you get bigger and bigger, the greater the risk is that the cancer will metastasize there.
BlindStark · 3 points · Posted at 11:54:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I blame the normies
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:21:43 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Got banned from FB for telling a homo on vice news that being a faggot wasn't normal and he's delusional.
stringerbbell · 0 points · Posted at 11:10:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I got banned from /r/IAmA for proving that the "paralyzed bride" Rachelle Chapman dove into the low end of a pool like an idiot. She was on there selling a book while blaming her friend for pushing her. I got her to admit that after she was pushed, she "awkwardly dove in and hit her head on the bottom of the low end." I was banned shortly afterward.
headonbot_ · 1 points · Posted at 11:10:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apply directly to the forehead!
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 09:43:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love how reddit moderators take that tiny shred of authority they get and just abuse it as much as they can. Like give it a rest dude we just wanna shoot the shit on the internet the word retard doesn't actually offend anyone
NotAnAlcoholicJack · 5 points · Posted at 09:49:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know right. Pc bullshit is a fucking disease. I don’t go to college football forums to talk about my sensibilities and how good everyone else’s team is. If anyone ever catches me calling another fan base “tiger bros” or “sec bros” or “x bros” fucking come to my god damn house and violently strangle me. No I am not kidding. I will willingly give up my address under such a circumstance.
Yes, if you call an opposing fan base “etc bros” I think you should kill yourself. You’re a fucking embarrassment to your school.
_FinestJellyBeansRaw · 3 points · Posted at 12:06:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You sound like a proper weirdo
NotAnAlcoholicJack · 1 points · Posted at 15:47:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
well yeah, i am
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 10:06:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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iNOTgoodATcomp · 9 points · Posted at 09:20:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahahaha... No I got banned from r/collegebasketball for calling Bama fans "inbred shitfucks" among other things. They were going through my old posts and downvoting me.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 09:36:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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iNOTgoodATcomp · 4 points · Posted at 09:39:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Suck your sister's dick, faggit
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 09:44:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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NotAnAlcoholicJack · 5 points · Posted at 09:57:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It took your brother 3 years to build up the confidence to come out as transgender, you better respect her decision unless you want her to stop giving you sexual favors.
Jesusloveskfc · 7 points · Posted at 11:15:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
X gonna give it too yaa.
rektumsempra · 1 points · Posted at 16:54:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
WHAT
zeth__ · 3 points · Posted at 10:30:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Foxy_Grandpa- · 7 points · Posted at 11:53:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
TableProfileStyle · 3 points · Posted at 12:20:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is it, 1980?
harryinthekitchen · 34 points · Posted at 11:16:57 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's attractive that's why he get pussy.
ffwdtime · 44 points · Posted at 12:08:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude looks like E.T.
BlueHeartBob · 10 points · Posted at 19:31:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
E.T. bone home
iHateReddit_srsly · 4 points · Posted at 15:54:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
E.T. is very sexy...
CtrlAltTrump · 1 points · Posted at 13:26:38 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
what the fuck are you into
Sittin_on_a_toilet · 7 points · Posted at 13:37:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can we all agree to stop saying 'tripping' on Molly. Sounds like my father talking about shit he doesn't understand. It's fucking called rolling. Tripping is for hallucinogens.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 14:53:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Sittin_on_a_toilet · 3 points · Posted at 22:53:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Listen here faggot, MDMA is what's called a empathogen–entactogen stimulant you gigantic douchebag. LSD is a hallucinogen. MDMA does not make you hallucinate and if you've taken enough to hallucinate go to the hospital.
shitterplug · 2 points · Posted at 15:33:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not in th same way acid is, though.
Gillas · 1 points · Posted at 14:34:46 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You see the world different don’t you? Then it’s called tripping
afraidoftheshark · -3 points · Posted at 14:39:12 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No. You don't see the world differently.
DontBanMeForAsking · 1 points · Posted at 04:55:16 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I meant to say rolling, fuck-tard. I know the god damn difference, faggot.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:36:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Been there before
CtrlAltTrump · 0 points · Posted at 13:25:43 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
But the hottest ass in the show is the blonde, did he get her? I think the show was telling you that the pussy he sleeps with is below average and what he really wanted to feel normal was that hot chick at work who i would do anything to bang.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 12:15:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it ended up being that he was crazy and hallucinating the sex...
SirWhoblah · 35 points · Posted at 10:31:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
would it be interesting if he spent all day complaining about no gf on an image board
Antrix32 · 270 points · Posted at 07:30:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its a good show but yeah his social anxiety is really inconsistent.
Draevon · 100 points · Posted at 10:25:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably has to do with the fact that it's an associated disorder with his DID.
i_vonne_gut_wit_u · 47 points · Posted at 10:59:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, isn't it also called Mr robot because that's how he calls his other identity?
IKLeX · 32 points · Posted at 11:15:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It doesn't sound like you completely watched the first Season so attantion there might be massive spoilers ahead.
His father owned a computer retail and repair shop called Mr. Robot. I don't think his 2nd personality really has a name. I just watched S3E1 where it becomes apparent how other people interact with "Mr. Robot". It's basically Elliot. That one guy was rightfully confused when Elliot did not recognize him but a couple hours later when Elliot returns as Mr Robot he speaks to the guy like nothing ever happened.
Dreoh · 39 points · Posted at 11:28:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He refers to his other identity as Mr. Robot
IKLeX · -1 points · Posted at 11:40:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean yes we all know his second identity is Mr. Robot, but is that name ever spoken out in the show? I might have missed it, but I dont recall ever hearing it.
Dreoh · 12 points · Posted at 12:13:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, he calls him mr.robot multiple times
Edit: Even the Psychiatrist refers to him with that name at one point
IKLeX · 1 points · Posted at 12:17:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok then I obviously missed it. I rewatch all seasons in the near future and pay some extra attention to that.
RealFakeWizard · 10 points · Posted at 13:13:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No man. Haven't you done enough already? Just get out of here and think about what you've done.
FedoraSpy · 2 points · Posted at 12:06:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
i'm almost certain he does at one point
MyersVandalay · 2 points · Posted at 18:48:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah pretty much from the point in time where he starts realizing it as a personality with goals that don't always align with his own. He calls him/it that at least 3+ times an episode or so. "I'm not sure what mr robot did, was this part of mr robots plan. I'm not seeing mr robot now" etc... etc...
MisterSuperm8 · 127 points · Posted at 10:21:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The guy is totally unstable, so ofc his social anxiety is unstable as well.
ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW · 80 points · Posted at 11:18:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe there's a difference between "Social Anxiety" and "Never learned social skills"
00000000000001000000 · 1 points · Posted at 17:10:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe having difficulty learning social skills is itself pathological
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 11:15:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
ur smart
dboyer87 · 13 points · Posted at 11:28:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well to be fair you have to be pretty smart to understand Mr robot.
Breattte · 18 points · Posted at 11:27:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah he's inconsistent... either he's sober, in therapy, taking his meds and maintaining a healthy routine or he's trying to bring down society with hacking, beating himself up and trying to have sex with his sister.
PM_ME_UR_SMILE_GURL · 23 points · Posted at 11:23:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well you can't really make a show about a real stereotypical 4fhan anyways, you have to have some social interaction, sex, friends, etc. otherwise you won't really have much of a story (he'll just be some dude working than going back home over and over).
For every story where unrealistic shit happens there were countless ones where nothing happened, which is exactly why you're not watching those: Nothing happened. If Mr. Robot was realistic there would be no Mr. Robot.
wavs101 · 2 points · Posted at 13:03:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just have internet friends,soicial interaction with,the delivery people and sex with prostitutes some being trannies.
DicedPeppers · 6 points · Posted at 11:27:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's Mark Zuckerberg in the Social Network. He's only a nerd in that they label him a nerd. Everything else about him would make him the "cool guy" in real life.
BoojumG · 406 points · Posted at 07:19:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does he think the show is named after a board on 4chan?
l4dlouis · 238 points · Posted at 08:14:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Of course he does, he’s a robot
BlueHeartBob · 11 points · Posted at 19:32:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well he does try to kiss his own sister in one episode.
CannoliKing · 181 points · Posted at 09:31:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mr robot is the name of the computer store his father had, not because he's a robot.
MisterSuperm8 · 24 points · Posted at 10:25:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Interesting.
mellvins059 · 37 points · Posted at 12:11:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's obviously a play by the writers though.
KotoElessar · 8 points · Posted at 14:14:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Traps are gay
svenskarrmatey · 2 points · Posted at 15:56:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't spoil it for others. You should delete this.
KotoElessar · 1 points · Posted at 16:02:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Added a spoiler tag
DrizzlyEarth175 · 123 points · Posted at 10:33:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's how you can tell the creators are actual loners. Only a loner would design a character that's a loner but also gets tons of ass, has friends and useful skills.
evildino666 · 65 points · Posted at 11:36:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
he literally fucked one piece of ass.
faissaloo · 49 points · Posted at 11:49:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
And that piece of ass died
Carter127 · 3 points · Posted at 13:11:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
And that piece of ass completely initiated their friendship by just walking into his house
VacantThoughts · 10 points · Posted at 13:21:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
She is in a fucked up abusive relationship with a crazy drug dealer and Elliot is like the one nice person she knows, it's not rocket science. Also the friendship was based on him buying and doing drugs with her, not just randomly walking in his house.
rektumsempra · 1 points · Posted at 16:56:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You spoiled it! Nah jk I don't watch shows with humans in them
someone755 · 8 points · Posted at 13:41:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Infinite times more than either of us, homie
Arronicus · 1 points · Posted at 20:43:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tons of ass more than I get.
Edit: Googled the chick he dicked. Not jelly.
evildino666 · 1 points · Posted at 14:27:40 on February 26, 2018 · (Permalink)
It depends, she is uniquely attractive depending on the way the she is dressed.
mellvins059 · 12 points · Posted at 12:12:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
And you haven't seen the show...
CtrlAltTrump · 1 points · Posted at 13:28:53 on February 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
they did it that way to make him likable to women and audiences in general, without piece of ass, hes a creeper and people dont want to be assiociated with a show about a creepy pervo lono.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 12:17:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
And they were on molly...
heronumbertwo · 37 points · Posted at 10:52:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The entire series happens in his head.
Mr Robot is an inception level dream where an autist wishes to have a normie life.
By wishing for such a normie life we fall prey to the lizard people. Wake up, sheeple!!
BlueHeartBob · 1 points · Posted at 19:37:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
His life sure as shit isn't anything close to normie, in fact he talks about how he can never be a normie. I'm pretty sure he says the word "normie" at one part.
[deleted] · 131 points · Posted at 07:13:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean , it's not bad. Its actually pretty entertaining.
livelyLipid · 38 points · Posted at 11:07:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
So
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see
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re
running
GNOME?
CrrntryGrntlrmrn · -1 points · Posted at 09:37:43 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
C R
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[deleted] · 59 points · Posted at 09:44:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Christian retals? I don't follow
sergeydgr8 · 17 points · Posted at 10:25:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Christian Slater.
AlvinGT3RS · 32 points · Posted at 11:01:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shayla got that ass... And thighs.boi👌👌👌
bababooey33 · 12 points · Posted at 11:39:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
And neck...
Atsch · 9 points · Posted at 13:00:26 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
and lead
Ferinex · 1 points · Posted at 15:32:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
and the webbing between her fingers
Syliss1 · 109 points · Posted at 08:51:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
One of my absolute favorite shows tbh
RocketBoyKim · 38 points · Posted at 09:01:59 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
First season was absolute prime, I lost interest like 2nd episode into season 2
djerk · 102 points · Posted at 09:05:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
i say keep going cause I did that too. it gets better and season 3 is aces
MrFrenesi · 22 points · Posted at 09:28:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mid season 2 really got me
Jesusloveskfc · 3 points · Posted at 11:21:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
the end of it was such bs imo but ok enough not to make me quit watching.
Misdirected_Colors · 5 points · Posted at 15:42:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m gonna be honest, and I know I’m the minority. I liked season 2 better than season 3. I enjoy the show more when the focus is his mental illness and just how fucked up he actually is. I didn’t enjoy season 3 going all “big picture” on us.
IKLeX · 5 points · Posted at 11:26:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn't even know S3 was out. I installed prime video yesterday and I was recommendet Mr. Robot and remembered S3 was in the making. So I checked and was greeted by a welcome surprise. I rewatched S1 a lot and when you pay attention how Elliot and Mr. Robot interact with other people you notice one of them is always passive, as if he wasn't there. In S3E1 (which is how far I watched it) they literally crack those personality apart. There is this one scene where in closeup Angela talks to Mr Robot and in a wide shot its Elliot sitting next to her.
TheBlacktom · 38 points · Posted at 10:04:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Season 3 is art. Keep watching.
khaosoffcthulhu · 15 points · Posted at 09:05:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It gets better near the end of that season. S3 is pretty good.
mellvins059 · 3 points · Posted at 12:13:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was actually just like you. Enjoyed season 1 a ton, started season 2 and stopped 3 episodes in for a few months as I wasn't feeling it. The second season actually picks up and is pretty great and the 3rd season is incredible. You definitely should give it another chance.
Syliss1 · 5 points · Posted at 09:18:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I loved both. I have yet to watch Season 3 though.
2sc · 2 points · Posted at 18:12:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same here.
BlueHeartBob · 1 points · Posted at 19:38:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Season 3 is pretty good. There's a whole episode that's made to look like a 1 take shot.
NeptunesPubes · 2 points · Posted at 10:37:58 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same. Season 1 was great, but season 2 had so many twists I couldn't stop watching
BoilerUp23 · 1 points · Posted at 14:43:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Have you gotten to season 3 yet?
NeptunesPubes · 2 points · Posted at 20:47:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sadly no, but when I get time I'm going to binge watch the whole season.
Nukabot · 19 points · Posted at 09:27:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mr robot. Mr means male, male means gender, gender means biological, clearly this is a coded way of saying he is in fact not a true robot but a cyborg.
PinkyBlinky · 2 points · Posted at 14:04:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Computer ports have gender too tho
tenrose · 13 points · Posted at 09:32:43 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mr. ''''''''''''Robot''''''''''''
someone755 · 7 points · Posted at 13:43:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
(((Mr.))) ''''''''''''Robot''''''''''''
FerfyMoe · 6 points · Posted at 11:37:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude looks like Josh from Until Dawn
SleepyFarts · 65 points · Posted at 08:30:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
4chan reads like /r/gatekeeping material half the time
ObeseMoreece · 49 points · Posted at 09:47:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
That sub is a den of pathetic, bitter cunts. The moment you suggest someone might not be what they claim they call it gate keeping.
They're the kind of people who think participation trophies are a good thing. They're the kind of people who think it's good to drill in to kids that they can do anything they want.
megaRXB · 27 points · Posted at 10:00:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You think you know what a bitter cunt is? How about working in retail and come back sweetie. 😘
Obvious sarcasm btw. Gatekeeping is a real thing. Don't know why you would bash a whole sub like that.
Mypatronusisyou · 7 points · Posted at 10:37:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a real thing but a meaningless thing
ObeseMoreece · 18 points · Posted at 10:04:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because the sub is that autistic that they will throw a fit over what is either obvious satire or something that is completely justified.
megaRXB · 11 points · Posted at 10:46:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am subbed. Check the top posts. 50% is satire and 50% is people actually gatrkeeping. To bash a sub cause they post obvious satire is like missing joke. They even have a flair for satire.
ObeseMoreece · 2 points · Posted at 11:34:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I get that they have a satire flair, that doesn't change the fact that the commenters and upvoters still treat it as if it isn't satire.
megaRXB · 3 points · Posted at 12:23:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
How would you know what the upvoters treat it like?
ObeseMoreece · 5 points · Posted at 13:07:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because they keep upvoting the comments taking it seriously.
livelyLipid · 2 points · Posted at 11:09:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, it's the kind of people that when they get called a noob for fucking up in a game go complain on the forums instead of finding similarily skilled players to play with or gitting gud
UnWeonMas · 1 points · Posted at 11:18:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not surprised you don't like it. Only true redditors are subbed to /r/gatekeeping.
Afrobean · 2 points · Posted at 11:07:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think it's at least a little tongue-in-cheek? That's how I choose to interpret it anyway.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 09:52:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gatekeeping isn't real
MisterSuperm8 · 7 points · Posted at 10:24:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can confirm. Source: I'm a gatekeeper.
[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 08:20:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whole thing is a mockery of true robots. Normies re.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 11:33:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He kissed his sister.
[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 09:38:57 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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livelyLipid · 16 points · Posted at 11:10:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Exactly, not a robot
zeth__ · 5 points · Posted at 10:32:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
fake and gay
spearchuckin · 2 points · Posted at 12:06:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Forgot the part about how the protagonist has a crippling psychotic disorder that causes him to have delusions and hear voices.
lsaz · 2 points · Posted at 12:07:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean you can bang hot escorts.
DR_JDUBZ · 2 points · Posted at 12:32:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/foreveralone
LostJoyIX · 2 points · Posted at 14:09:07 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not once did they piss in a bottle, I am disappointed.
mastertheillusion · 5 points · Posted at 07:34:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love that show. All /die
prollyjustsomeweirdo · 9 points · Posted at 08:15:57 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not a bad show, if you bingewatch it. And probably skip the entire second season. Third season is really great. I say bingewatch it because there are some lenghty filler scenes that add very little to the overall plot and you should just skip them.
ficaa1 · 26 points · Posted at 09:14:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
eh idk, season two is a slow burner for sure but I'd say it's still very good tv
MrFrenesi · 5 points · Posted at 09:30:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I liked season 2, but yes, it was slower
juca5056 · 28 points · Posted at 09:23:05 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or, you could not be autistic and appreciate scenes that are there to add to the tone and character development. Not everything has to serve the plot.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 09:46:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just get fuckin bored whenever there's constant talking and shit in shows. I do that every day in real life leave it out of my entertainment gotdamnbit
Xok234 · 3 points · Posted at 10:05:33 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What do you think of Game of Thrones?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 10:08:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I enjoyed the books much more than the show, that being said the show is still pretty good, I kinda tune out the dialogue and look at the scenery. I don't watch too much T.V. tbh, haven't had cable in at least 5 years
BlueHeartBob · 3 points · Posted at 19:40:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
> I kinda tune out the dialogue and look at the scenery.
Jewishjewjuice · -3 points · Posted at 10:33:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow. You are so original.
SArham · 3 points · Posted at 11:25:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe something like a robot, you could say.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:31:59 on February 24, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks faggot
Ferinex · 0 points · Posted at 15:33:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
fucking Reddit. "i am so cultured these other swine are all autistic"
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 06:10:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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WalrusStew · 26 points · Posted at 06:56:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I believe it's dunecoon
MisterSuperm8 · 5 points · Posted at 10:27:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Also, he is very coarse.
snafubarr · 48 points · Posted at 07:59:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The dude's a great actor, the fuck is your problem?
70sBulge · 59 points · Posted at 08:23:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
why are people surprised when someone says some 4chan shit in the 4chan sub?
snafubarr · -1 points · Posted at 08:33:59 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not surprised, his comment was just dumb and out of nowhere.
Issege · 26 points · Posted at 08:38:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Out of nowhere
Not surprised
snafubarr · -4 points · Posted at 09:05:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not surprised to see that shit here, although his comment wasn't remotly funny and totally unrelated with the thread. See the difference, peanut brain?
Issege · 14 points · Posted at 09:12:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Muh virtue signaling
snafubarr · 4 points · Posted at 09:15:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just what i said. Peanut. Brain.
isaaccbb · 17 points · Posted at 08:38:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Go back to reddit
isaaccbb · 7 points · Posted at 08:38:54 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh wait
z1150030234123412341 · 1 points · Posted at 11:54:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
hahah very funny
sticklight414 · 7 points · Posted at 08:14:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ignore him, he is probably a 12 year old kid with recently divorced parents.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 08:32:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 19 points · Posted at 09:14:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought it was well established that the Republicans enjoy fucking kids Moore?
RocketBoyKim · -1 points · Posted at 09:31:45 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
1 guy whos accuser admitted to forging evidence vs dems who literally get caught with child porn and sending dick pics
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 09:34:51 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did I trigger you with a fucking pun?
Look at what subreddit you're in snowflake.
ObeseMoreece · 5 points · Posted at 09:44:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure the guy you're responding to is an actual neonazi from what I remember from seeing him in other threads.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 08:31:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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chubbyurma · 0 points · Posted at 09:07:27 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
110m hurdles
lordaloa · -1 points · Posted at 08:33:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Vrooooom
snafubarr · -2 points · Posted at 08:34:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
And low IQ i guess.
FulgurInteritum · 1 points · Posted at 08:34:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Being a good actor doesnt mean the show is good or entertaining, only well made.
Eustace_Savage · 0 points · Posted at 14:11:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/dKPeVEyTHLA
snafubarr · 0 points · Posted at 14:19:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh no a 4chan retard is telling me to kms oh noooo ...
GlobalPowerElite · 14 points · Posted at 07:28:36 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey now, anybody, regardless of race, has the ability to become a genius hacker...
LUL yea right all the best programmers/hackers are white or yellow
ObeseMoreece · 3 points · Posted at 09:45:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Anaal_Narkreath · 12 points · Posted at 08:57:03 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then why is every Silicon Valley techwad circlejerk startup and top-tier uni's CompSci faculty filled with Panjeets from the top down?
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 09:05:00 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because they're cheaper. And they often can't leave a company easily as their visas are dependant on specific employment with that outfit.
It's like modern slavery, with shitty apps.
yuropperson · 1 points · Posted at 09:15:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why would you hire a Panjeet if he is worse than a Chad?
instaweed · 7 points · Posted at 09:32:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can pay less.
throwaway_999912 · 0 points · Posted at 09:53:47 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You might be confusing contract hires who work from overseas (and may come to USA temporarily) for peanuts with actual full time employees who make good money 👆 because if you want cheap work, you outsource it instead of hiring full time employees (Indian or otherwise)
banananinja2 · 5 points · Posted at 10:56:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Honestly from what I've heard is that they like to hire their own so it takes one to coke through for everyone else
throwaway_999912 · 5 points · Posted at 12:00:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
They might be shady Indian owned companies with a completely different business plan that involves giving their 'employees' a time buffer to find a real job before their visa expires. You can probably identify them from their websites which look very generic.
clev3rbanana · -1 points · Posted at 10:26:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You think having Sundar Pichai as Google CEO is cheaper? You think he depends on a visa? You think he's a slave? LuL
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 10:41:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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clev3rbanana · -2 points · Posted at 10:45:01 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
A Wharton and Stanford graduate for a CEO position is a diversity hire... You don't diversity hire at the C-level. You diversity hire minorities at the president or vice-president levels and downward. You have to actually be qualified to become CEO, especially of fucking Google.
putin_putin_putin · 0 points · Posted at 12:46:17 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
If not for the diversity agenda, this basement dweller on /r/4chan would have clearly become the CEO!!!!
BallPtPenTheif · 0 points · Posted at 13:08:12 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, that’s why their is a vacuum of tech jobs filled by Indians here in the Midwest, “because they’re cheaper”.
Maybe if some of these cornfed assholes would study more coding and do less meth we would have the workforce to support a burgeoning tech growth here.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:05:28 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
But meth is so much more fun!
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 11:18:32 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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putin_putin_putin · 3 points · Posted at 12:08:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Microsoft has 120000 employees in total. Microsoft India has 6500 employees. Your 100000 Indian figure seems like bullshit. And the email doesn't even look convincing.
Anaal_Narkreath · 2 points · Posted at 11:24:24 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
putin_putin_putin · 0 points · Posted at 12:26:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is spewing nonsense. Microsoft employees over 120,000 employees. Microsoft India employees 6,500 employees. He is a moron if he thinks there's one project that exclusively takes in Indians has 100,000 employees
Sean4123 · 2 points · Posted at 09:10:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wtf are you talking about
ThereIsBearCum · 2 points · Posted at 09:33:29 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, just the reality wouldn't be interesting.
To anyone.
HermanManly · 3 points · Posted at 09:32:20 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This show is so fucking overrated, it's just Fightclub for Nerds. No imagination on the writers part, shitty actors predictable story. I'm sticking to Big Bang Theory, thank you very much
PanqueNhoc · 5 points · Posted at 11:56:42 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Agreed. Corny as hell.
HermanManly · 7 points · Posted at 12:27:35 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
"But this time I wanted to do things AFK"
Who can write that and not commit suicide after they proofread it?
baddaman · 7 points · Posted at 09:38:33 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bazinga
HermanManly · 2 points · Posted at 11:16:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I cant believe that wasnt sarcastic enough. On how many layers of irony does this board live nowadays?
Eustace_Savage · 2 points · Posted at 14:13:02 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I got sick of his pseudo intellectual internal monologues after the first two episodes. Absolute crap.
RustyJ420 · 1 points · Posted at 10:46:10 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is you if you weren’t autistic.
lincethan · 1 points · Posted at 12:03:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
S A M A M
1373 · 1 points · Posted at 12:50:12 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
ikr
Thunderkrak · 1 points · Posted at 12:55:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dexter 2.0
Fig1024 · 1 points · Posted at 14:06:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
someone should make a reality show of actual robots. There would be no script. There would be no action. Just 1 hour of camera showing a person sitting in front of computer
Shaddo · 1 points · Posted at 14:19:06 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You don't get to bitch about being ostracized for doing wierd shit when you know the shit you do is objectively weird and don't want to change anything about yourself to work with others better
rocketmantan · 1 points · Posted at 15:35:41 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or maybe these autists suck so much at life that they're wayyyy behind the bell curve.
sdbjazz · 1 points · Posted at 15:36:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The background grid-thingy is the same one from Kung Fury, but he is pasted over the original character
TheBEVR · 1 points · Posted at 16:44:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where can I watch this show
Tamatone · 1 points · Posted at 16:48:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is Mr. Robot?
TheMasterSwordMaster · 1 points · Posted at 17:58:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is Google?
Tamatone · 1 points · Posted at 18:40:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is a forum?
theboredomkiller · 1 points · Posted at 21:16:31 on July 20, 2018 · (Permalink)
I started watching the show recently
https://thaexquisitenerd.blogspot.com/2018/07/mr-robot-freakishly-engaging_13.html
SuspiciousVehicle · -9 points · Posted at 04:42:57 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I refused to watch it based on his name and a character named "Darlene" I decided right then it was a show for the lowest common denominator. 30-45 year old single women
dakanektr · 76 points · Posted at 05:31:48 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's the best fiction that's currently being produced, get off your Sybian and try again
ericisshort · 25 points · Posted at 05:41:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is quite good.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 07:35:19 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
The sybian? I mean if you are really into participating in acts that only of the homosexual community do, then yeah
[deleted] · -12 points · Posted at 05:54:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
uh most anime is better than some gay computer nerd
havesomegarlic · 13 points · Posted at 05:56:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
No u
FulgurInteritum · -12 points · Posted at 08:38:30 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
True, I honestly havent watched any live action tv show that I think is even as good as an average anime (though several cartoons are good). Characters and plot just seem much better in animation. Probably because you dont have limitations on making a set, and how they make tv show characters act, and anime having more idealised aspects. This is coming from someone who watches dubs over subs so it's not really a japanese fetish thing imo.
kerelberel · 0 points · Posted at 08:56:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Try Counterpart.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 05:53:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
shut
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 07:44:53 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Dopella · 6 points · Posted at 08:34:16 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
PURE KINO
robbierupert · 2 points · Posted at 09:31:37 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
man I loved Twin Peaks: The Return!
i_vonne_gut_wit_u · 1 points · Posted at 11:05:52 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
omg that is the farthest thing from the truth
JayCroghan · 0 points · Posted at 12:10:44 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
You’re gonna cut yourself on that edge if you’re not careful.
LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 1 points · Posted at 11:37:40 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Mr Chad" would be more appropriate
RDay · 0 points · Posted at 11:37:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Say what you want about Trump, but damned if ain't brought the word 'pussy' back from grandpas lounger and back into pop culture!
D3R3K1997 · -8 points · Posted at 06:54:09 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Never thought I would see my own OP posted here
donkeydicksrule · 6 points · Posted at 07:59:55 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck yeah i love original pontent!
Duderino732 · 2 points · Posted at 09:46:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mfw when people actually appreciate you.
Welcome to normieville. Leave your piss jars at the door.
Tojru · -1 points · Posted at 09:45:41 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
despacito
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 13:28:23 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Standing ovation
Best post in a long time. Bravo!
Web_Head21 · -1 points · Posted at 12:08:21 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure this show is nailing it
AtomAzn · -1 points · Posted at 14:28:39 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don’t think he’s a loner necessarily because he has social anxiety. He’s a loner because he’s clinically depressed and hella cynical among... other things.