Lag.. just lag.. that's it, just horrible lag..

I am reporting this just for the sole reason of lag, you probably have seen hundreds of these things but I have a serious issue.. Or maybe my internet is just hosted by McDonalds potato wedges cooked in a toaster that was drowned in a bathtub that was found in a junkyard. I'm not too sure, I just have a really bad ping all the time.

There's a lot of images and stuff because I'm not sure if I can explain this very well.