new installation, new launcher, crashing crashing...

new minecraft installation, new java update, no mods,
tested with 1.11, 1.11.2, 1.8.9

*What I expected to happen was playing

*What actually happened was crashing

Steps to Reproduce:
1. start minecraftlauncher
2. press play
3. an unexpected issue occurred and the game has crashed

Process closed with exit code -1073740791