[MCL-6022] Windows: "Java(TM) Platform SE has stopped working" on game startup

Possible fixes

Run the Launcher as Administrator (right click -> Run as administrator)
Try a malware scan:
1. ADWCleaner is an utility to clean a PC which is infested with malware. Download it here: https://toolslib.net/downloads/finish/1/
2. Run a Scan, Clean anything it finds, restart the computer
If that doesnt fix it, use the old launcher:
1. Go to https://minecraft.net/en-us/download/alternative
2. Download the second one
If you have a nvidia GPU, try the fix in ~~MC-112780~~
If still crashes, go to community support with the crash log
Close Discord, see ~~MC-124460~~
See ~~MCL-6550~~ for other potential fixes

New launcher will not get my Minecraft to get passed MOJANG logo after pressing PLAY. Shows me that Minecraft is Not Responding, and close it out showing an error of Java Platform SE Binary is not responding. Reinstalled newest version of Java, uninstalled and reinstalled Minecraft, upgraded my laptop from Windows 8 to Windows 10 and I still cannot get passed the MOJANG logo still. I have no idea what else to do to resolve this issue other than going out and wasting a ton of money on a new laptop. In conclusion, new launcher has caused me to no longer play Minecraft on my laptop, as the old version worked perfectly fine before the 2.0.806 launcher update.