Minecraft Crashingggggg

I haven't been able to play since you guys updated the Launcher. I can't play on Vanilla Minecraft or Modded servers. I can log onto Minecraft and see "Options" "Quit Game" etc. But when I try to join a Vanilla Single Player server I crash. When I join a Multi Player server or Modded server I crash. When I type I crash. I. Can't. Play. The. Game. I. Payed. For. 5. Times. Because. You. Updated. The. Launcher...

http://paste.ubuntu.com/23975450/