[MCL-23746] Launcher attempted to update and now refuses to open

Clicked to open Minecraft launcher. Was told it was updating itself, and it never opened. Clicked to open again and it failed every time I tried. Issue persisted even after restarting computer, and deleting and redownloading the launcher.

When you try to open it , it will say it failed unexpectedly. Here are the report details if it helps:

Translated Report (Full Report Below)
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Process: launcher [1407]
Path: /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/launcher
Identifier: com.mojang.minecraftlauncher
Version: 1.3.7 (1)
Code Type: X86-64 (Native)
Parent Process: launchd [1]
User ID: 501

Date/Time: 2023-09-14 20:01:47.0851 -0400
OS Version: macOS 13.3 (22E252)
Report Version: 12
Bridge OS Version: 3.0 (14Y910)
Anonymous UUID: 9DEDAA78-0902-7F5F-0D58-E3E85828DAA8

Time Awake Since Boot: 670 seconds

System Integrity Protection: enabled

Crashed Thread: 0 Dispatch queue: com.apple.main-thread

Exception Type: EXC_CRASH (SIGABRT)
Exception Codes: 0x0000000000000000, 0x0000000000000000

Application Specific Information:
abort() called

Thread 0 Crashed:: Dispatch queue: com.apple.main-thread
0 libsystem_kernel.dylib 0x7ff8165151f2 __pthread_kill + 10
1 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff81654cee6 pthread_kill + 263
2 libsystem_c.dylib 0x7ff816473b45 abort + 123
3 launcher 0x11081a16e ui::CefSetup::CefSetup(int, char**) + 478
4 launcher 0x1107a03b2 ui::CefUI::CefUI(mojang::filesystem::base_filesystem&, int, char**) + 50
5 launcher 0x11070b703 RunLauncher + 2227
6 launcher 0x10c9322a2 LauncherPlugin::RunLauncher(std::{}1::basic_string<char, std::{}1::char_traits<char>, std::{}1::allocator<char>> const&, std::{}1::basic_string<char, std::{}1::char_traits<char>, std::{}1::allocator<char>> const&, std::{}1::basic_string<char, std::{}1::char_traits<char>, std::{_}_1::allocator<char>> const&, int, char**) const + 114
7 launcher 0x10c876122 libtasks::StartLibrary(Settings&, int, char**, std::__1::function<void ()>, bool) + 3138
8 launcher 0x10c86e156 main + 5734
9 dyld 0x7ff8161f341f start + 1903

Thread 1:
0 libsystem_kernel.dylib 0x7ff8165110ee __psynch_cvwait + 10
1 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff81654d758 _pthread_cond_wait + 1242
2 libc++.1.dylib 0x7ff81648a26b std::{}1::condition_variable::{}do_timed_wait(std::{}1::unique_lock<std::{}1::mutex>&, std::{}1::chrono::time_point<std::{}1::chrono::system_clock, std::{}1::chrono::duration<long long, std::{_}_1::ratio<1l, 1000000000l>>>) + 93
3 launcher 0x10c8f01f5 mojang::net::NetQueue::waitForActivity() + 101
4 launcher 0x10c8f075d mojang::net::NetQueue::runWorkerThreadMainLoop(std::{}1::unique_ptr<mojang::net::ANetQueueSession, std::{_}_1::default_delete<mojang::net::ANetQueueSession>> const&) + 205
5 launcher 0x10c8ee2fb mojang::net::NetQueue::thread_fn() + 363
6 launcher 0x10c8f13ae void* std::{}1::{}thread_proxy<std::{}1::tuple<std::{}1::unique_ptr<std::{}1::{}thread_struct, std::{}1::default_delete<std::{}1::{_}_thread_struct>>, void (mojang::net::NetQueue::)(), mojang::net::NetQueue>>(void*) + 62
7 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff81654d1d3 _pthread_start + 125
8 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff816548bd3 thread_start + 15

Thread 2:
0 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff816548bb0 start_wqthread + 0

Thread 3:
0 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff816548bb0 start_wqthread + 0

Thread 4:
0 libsystem_kernel.dylib 0x7ff8165110ee __psynch_cvwait + 10
1 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff81654d758 _pthread_cond_wait + 1242
2 libc++.1.dylib 0x7ff81648a26b std::{}1::condition_variable::{}do_timed_wait(std::{}1::unique_lock<std::{}1::mutex>&, std::{}1::chrono::time_point<std::{}1::chrono::system_clock, std::{}1::chrono::duration<long long, std::{_}_1::ratio<1l, 1000000000l>>>) + 93
3 launcher 0x10c8f01f5 mojang::net::NetQueue::waitForActivity() + 101
4 launcher 0x10c8f075d mojang::net::NetQueue::runWorkerThreadMainLoop(std::{}1::unique_ptr<mojang::net::ANetQueueSession, std::{_}_1::default_delete<mojang::net::ANetQueueSession>> const&) + 205
5 launcher 0x10c8ee2fb mojang::net::NetQueue::thread_fn() + 363
6 launcher 0x10c8f13ae void* std::{}1::{}thread_proxy<std::{}1::tuple<std::{}1::unique_ptr<std::{}1::{}thread_struct, std::{}1::default_delete<std::{}1::{_}_thread_struct>>, void (mojang::net::NetQueue::)(), mojang::net::NetQueue>>(void*) + 62
7 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff81654d1d3 _pthread_start + 125
8 libsystem_pthread.dylib 0x7ff816548bd3 thread_start + 15

Thread 0 crashed with X86 Thread State (64-bit):
rax: 0x0000000000000000 rbx: 0x00007ff859c20340 rcx: 0x00007ff7b369d698 rdx: 0x0000000000000000
rdi: 0x0000000000000103 rsi: 0x0000000000000006 rbp: 0x00007ff7b369d6c0 rsp: 0x00007ff7b369d698
r8: 0x0000000000000055 r9: 0x0000000000000054 r10: 0x0000000000000000 r11: 0x0000000000000246
r12: 0x0000000000000103 r13: 0x0000600000fb99e0 r14: 0x0000000000000006 r15: 0x0000000000000016
rip: 0x00007ff8165151f2 rfl: 0x0000000000000246 cr2: 0x000000010f203000

Logical CPU: 0
Error Code: 0x02000148
Trap Number: 133

Binary Images:
0x10c860000 - 0x10ca6bfff com.mojang.minecraftlauncher (1.3.7) <5421b7ca-007a-383f-9f42-75aba9511c00> /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/launcher
0x110702000 - 0x111021fff com.mojang.mclauncher <f1f89b98-92f9-3c1e-bf39-ea089c469812> /Users/USER/Library/Application Support/minecraft/*/launcher.bundle/Contents/MacOS/launcher
0x7ff81650d000 - 0x7ff816546ff7 libsystem_kernel.dylib <08606a44-7008-3658-9f00-6c250b80e9c3> /usr/lib/system/libsystem_kernel.dylib
0x7ff816547000 - 0x7ff816552fff libsystem_pthread.dylib <86dfa543-95fa-36b4-83c6-bf03d01b2aad> /usr/lib/system/libsystem_pthread.dylib
0x7ff8163f4000 - 0x7ff81647bff7 libsystem_c.dylib <0773ddbc-707e-3b56-ad3e-97aaa9b2c3ed> /usr/lib/system/libsystem_c.dylib
0x7ff8161ed000 - 0x7ff8162855a7 dyld <afa3518c-143e-3060-bbe8-624d4ca41063> /usr/lib/dyld
0x7ff81647c000 - 0x7ff8164f7ff7 libc+.1.dylib <63a9482e-9de0-3fe3-af7d-caeab837162e> /usr/lib/libc+.1.dylib

External Modification Summary:
Calls made by other processes targeting this process:
task_for_pid: 0
thread_create: 0
thread_set_state: 0
Calls made by this process:
task_for_pid: 0
thread_create: 0
thread_set_state: 0
Calls made by all processes on this machine:
task_for_pid: 0
thread_create: 0
thread_set_state: 0

VM Region Summary:
ReadOnly portion of Libraries: Total=573.0M resident=0K(0%) swapped_out_or_unallocated=573.0M(100%)
Writable regions: Total=559.5M written=0K(0%) resident=0K(0%) swapped_out=0K(0%) unallocated=559.5M(100%)

VIRTUAL REGION
REGION TYPE SIZE COUNT (non-coalesced)
=========== ======= =======
Activity Tracing 256K 1
Kernel Alloc Once 8K 1
MALLOC 165.0M 20
MALLOC guard page 16K 4
MALLOC_NANO (reserved) 384.0M 1 reserved VM address space (unallocated)
STACK GUARD 56.0M 5
Stack 10.0M 5
VM_ALLOCATE 12K 3
__CTF 824 1
__DATA 22.5M 370
__DATA_CONST 19.8M 214
__DATA_DIRTY 853K 123
__FONT_DATA 2352 1
__LINKEDIT 183.5M 4
__OBJC_RO 66.2M 1
__OBJC_RW 2012K 2
__TEXT 389.6M 386
dyld private memory 260K 2
mapped file 36.5M 7
shared memory 604K 9
=========== ======= =======
TOTAL 1.3G 1160
TOTAL, minus reserved VM space 953.0M 1160