Random kicks from a vanilla server with different messages every time

I keep recieving errors that kick me from multiplayer servers. This happens in every version of 1.8.

Here are several of the errors I get:

Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.DecoderException: java.util.zip.DataFormatException: incorrect header check
Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.DecoderException: Badly compressed packet - size of 1531896730 is larger than protocol maximum of 2097152
Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.CorruptedFrameException: length wider than 21-bit
Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.DecoderException: java.util.zip.DataFormatException: incorrect header check
Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.CorruptedFrameException: length wider than 21-bit (I know, this one repeated, they do that too)
Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.DecoderException: Badly compressed packet - size of 11478809 is larger than protocal maximum of 2097152
Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.DecoderException: Badly compressed packet - size of 102 is below server threshold of 256

This happens in vanilla and modded (shaders, optifine etc) and I have no idea what causes it and it's starting to become more frequent. This is really frustrating me as I can't be in a server 2 minutes before this happens. It happens with and without resource packs.