i got minecraft installed it and everything but it crashed.

So, I bought the Minecraft card for 26.95 and i got home installed java and everything and once i was about to press play i did and it said my Minecraft crashed and so i'm thinking what a rip-off this is and i didn't want to upset or put down Mojang but i got mad and felt i should and it kept crashing and crashing and crashing.

What I expected to happen was buy it and then play.
At this point i'm thinking gosh i'm so lucky again and again and then it failed.

*And that what actually happened

Steps to Reproduce:
1. Put a step by step guide on how to trigger the bug here
2.So i can play please Mojang.
3.Jeb if your reading this why is this happening to me?