MC Launcher not opening (macOS)

Hey everyone, There is a strange bug going around where you can not open the Minecraft launcher on MacOS. The launcher does not open on any version of MacOS. The err message looks something like this:

(header: Problem report for launcher)
(sub-header: launcher quit unexpectedly.)
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Translated Report (Full Report Below)
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Process: launcher [3352]
Path: /Users/******/Desktop/MC.app/Contents/MacOS/launcher
Identifier: com.mojang.minecraftlauncher
Version: 1.3.7 (1)
Code Type: X86-64 (Translated)
Parent Process: launchd [1]
User ID: 503

Date/Time: 2023-09-14 19:59:51.5218 -0400
OS Version: macOS 13.5.2 (22G91)
Report Version: 12
Anonymous UUID: BDF8EB1F-C52D-5047-BF7B-1AE6C5943C27


Time Awake Since Boot: 900 seconds

System Integrity Protection: enabled

Crashed Thread: 0 Dispatch queue: com.apple.main-thread

Exception Type: EXC_CRASH (SIGABRT)
Exception Codes: 0x0000000000000000, 0x0000000000000000

Termination Reason: Namespace SIGNAL, Code 6 Abort trap: 6
Terminating Process: launcher [3352]

Application Specific Information:
abort() called