Client crash upon opening "Options" tab

First, I logged into my account via the client. After successfully logging in, I reach the main menu for the client. Whenever I click on the options tab, whether it be in-game or when I'm on the main menu, my client immediately crashes, showing the dirt background that appears on all clients, and [thankfully] comes up with a crash report. I've tried throwing my options.txt and .bin into the trash, and force updating in every possible way, (I even re-installed the client) yet it still crashes upon clicking on the options tab. And yes, my client was completely un-modded when this occurred. Regardless, with it modded or not, it still crashes. I'm thinking this might be an issue with my computer system, but then again, I have no idea.

My complete crash report is viewable below and can be downloaded. Any help is appreciated. Thank you!