Minecraft Crashing Everytime I Launch it

So everytime I launch my game it opens the Minecraft window and after about three seconds the game closes and a friendly little crash report pops up.

I've done some research and I believe its due to faulty graphics card drivers...
I've updated java, tried different versions of java, updated my gfx drivers, restored them, deleted the entire .minecraft file, reinstalled minecraft,

I really just want to play the game.