Minecraft keeps crashing no matter what I do

Everytime I try to join a multiplayer server, the game crashes without any crash reports and pulls up a window that says: "Java(TM) SE Binary has stopped working".
I Updated my drivers, uninstalled .minecraft, restarted the computer, downloaded the latest version of Java SE, Allocated 2gb and literally everything else imaginable, but it still crashes.
Someone really needs to tell me a solution, because I can't find this problem anywhere else and I'm THIS close to going crazy.