Minecraft Crashes on World Load

Issue:
MC successfully loads to splash screen and allows options to be changed. Upon world load (or creation) MC crashes with the attached errors.

What has been tested:
All antiviruses have been removed. Properly.
Tried modifying java arguments (increase ram, etc...).
Firewall has been completely disabled.
GFX driver is the latest version.
Jar and standalone exe versions of MC has been tested too.
Completely reset MC multiple times (deleted .minecraft folder)

OS is freshly installed.
OS is genuine and activated.

No mods installed.

Searched:
Found nothing that was relevant to this specific case. The closest bugs were the antivirus interfering with MC but that does not apply to this case.