Game crashes before it opens...has been doing this for months!

Put the summary of the bug you're having here

What I expected to happen was...:
I thought the game should start when I pressed the "play" button

What actually happened was...:
The game did not start at all....just got yet another "oops, the game crashed" message

Steps to Reproduce:
1. Press the "play" button
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