I basically put it in the decription... sorry

Hello so basically I have no idea what is happening, I think there is a virus but each time I try to download a security program like mcafee there is an error that pops up. When I try to goto minecraft.net it brings this 4chan looking thing up; I attached a photo. I open up the minecraft launcher and where it usually says play it just says loading. I try to click edit profile and none of my versions pop up, the tab is just empty. When I open up the launcher log I immediately see this error - [21:34:18 ERROR]: Unexpected exception refreshing version list
java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError
I'll add pictures of my full logs
This happened awhile back and I can't remember what I was doing to cause it. If the case is I need to reset my pc please walk me through it because I dont have the disc.

Thanks

Steps to Reproduce:
1. Open launcher
2. wont load versions
3. cry