Multiplayer Button Crash Glitch

Multiplayer Button Crash Glitch

What I expected to happen was the game to go to the listed servers

What actually happened was the game crashed when i pressed the multiplayer button on the home screen. Happens in all versions from the Pre- Release of 1.10, 1.9.4, 1.9.2, 1.9, 1.8.8, 1.8.9, you name it, it happens. The problem is not my computer, I have been playing Minecraft without pain since 2013 and this has been happening since January 2016 Help me, I'm Crying :'(

Steps to Reproduce
1. Get windows XP Xeon 32 Bit Computer
2. Install MC
3. Log into your account
4. Click "Multiplayer" button on home screen
5. Wait 2 seconds
6. Look at crash screen while crying