In one month, these same characters will be rioting in the streets when they realize the guy in first with a Super Horn is completely unstoppable. Professor Gadd will retreat to his panic room he uses every time one of his inventions goes awry, and amidst the furious mob clawing at his fortified doors, he'll invent. He'll invent until he discovers the next big-ticket item in Mario Kart, an anti-anti-Spiny Shell device the likes the world has never seen. It will harness the power of Zeus, sending a bolt of electricity from the skies directly into every racer participating. It will be called the Lightning Bolt, and it'll be the ultimate equalizer. …Oh wait, that already exists? Then I guess the Super Horn is fine, never mind.
