'Hoy, small fry. Fishman here once again to land you some juicy info on this here review. It's been awhile since I last wrote some mouseover text, but it's just as well seeing as how it's painfully difficult to type when keyboards only work on land. I have to hop out of the water, slap a few keys, then leap back into the drink to refuel my gills. It's harder than it sounds, fry! And it makes my handsome, scaly body vulnerable to all sorts of dangers, like seafood chefs, the sun, and fat children with sticks. So I hope you appreciate the effort I put in as much as I appreciate your bait! Speaking of which, bring me some of the hard stuff next time--I'm still mostly conscious. And with that, I'm off!