'Hoy, small fry. No sea chart to mark here, I'm afraid. Adventurers used to stop by and would feed me just to hear me talk, but those days are long gone now. A few months ago, I got hired to write these weird mouseover text things. It doesn't pay much, but it keeps food on the table, or in the water or whatever. I think my depiction in this comic is pretty handsome, frankly, so I guess I can't complain. Anyway, bring some of that bait next time and maybe I'll draw you a picture. And with that...I'm off!