Matthew – Saturday, July 11, 2009, 2:00 PM

I got a little carried away with this one and it ended up taking a bit longer than expected--sorry about the delay! Chalk it up to my love of EarthBound.

It's a peculiar oddity in Eagleland, this Photo-Man. Whenever he drops from the sky, no matter if you're in your front yard, the desert, shoulder-deep in swamp muck, or in the belly of a giant dungeon-man, you'll stop everything and pose for the guy, in hopes of creating a fond memento to reflect upon. It's an unwritten rule, and one that is kept sacred by the Kraken itself, apparently.